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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1154 ***
+
+_THE VOYAGES OF DOCTOR DOLITTLE_
+
+[Illustration:
+
+ I
+ HIS LANDING
+ ON THE
+ ISLAND
+
+ II
+ HIS MEETING
+ WITH THE
+ BEETLE
+
+ III
+ HE LIBERATES
+ THE LOST
+ FAMILIES
+
+ IV
+ HE MAKES
+ FIRE
+
+ V
+ HE LEADS THE
+ PEOPLE TO
+ VICTORY IN
+ WAR
+
+ VI
+ HE IS
+ CROWNED
+ KING
+
+THE POPSIPETEL PICTURE-HISTORY OF KING JONG THINKALOT]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ _The_ VOYAGES _of_
+ DOCTOR DOLITTLE
+
+ ILLUSTRATED BY THE AUTHOR
+
+ BY HUGH LOFTING
+
+ _Published by
+ FREDK. A. STOKES Co.
+ at 443 Fourth Avenue New York A.D. 1922_
+
+
+
+
+ _Copyright, 1922, by_
+ FREDERICK A. STOKES COMPANY
+
+ _All rights reserved, including that of translation
+ into foreign languages_
+
+ First Printing, August 18, 1922
+ Second Printing, November 10, 1922
+ Third Printing, February 28, 1923
+ Fourth Printing, June 20, 1923
+ Fifth Printing, August 16, 1923
+ Sixth Printing, November 30, 1923
+ Seventh Printing, April 18, 1925
+ Eighth Printing, March 19, 1926
+ Ninth Printing, July 30, 1927
+ Tenth Printing, April 11, 1928
+ Eleventh Printing, June 19, 1929
+ Twelfth Printing, September 12, 1930
+ Thirteenth Printing, August 10, 1931
+ Fourteenth Printing, September 1, 1933
+
+ _Printed in the United States of America_
+
+
+
+
+ _To
+ Colin
+ and
+ Elizabeth_
+
+
+
+
+_CONTENTS_
+
+
+ PART ONE
+ CHAPTER PAGE
+ PROLOGUE 1
+ I THE COBBLER’S SON 3
+ II I HEAR OF THE GREAT NATURALIST 8
+ III THE DOCTOR’S HOME 15
+ IV THE WIFF-WAFF 24
+ V POLYNESIA 32
+ VI THE WOUNDED SQUIRREL 41
+ VII SHELLFISH TALK 45
+ VIII ARE YOU A GOOD NOTICER? 50
+ IX THE GARDEN OF DREAMS 55
+ X THE PRIVATE ZOO 60
+ XI MY SCHOOLMASTER, POLYNESIA 65
+ XII MY GREAT IDEA 70
+ XIII A TRAVELER ARRIVES 75
+ XIV CHEE-CHEE’S VOYAGE 80
+ XV I BECOME A DOCTOR’S ASSISTANT 84
+
+ PART TWO
+ I THE CREW OF “THE CURLEW” 88
+ II LUKE THE HERMIT 91
+ III JIP AND THE SECRET 95
+ IV BOB 99
+ V MENDOZA 105
+ VI THE JUDGE’S DOG 111
+ VII THE END OF THE MYSTERY 116
+ VIII THREE CHEERS 121
+ IX THE PURPLE BIRD-OF-PARADISE 126
+ X LONG ARROW, THE SON OF GOLDEN ARROW 129
+ XI BLIND TRAVEL 135
+ XII DESTINY AND DESTINATION 140
+
+ PART THREE
+ I THE THIRD MAN 144
+ II GOOD-BYE! 151
+ III OUR TROUBLES BEGIN 155
+ IV OUR TROUBLES CONTINUE 160
+ V POLYNESIA HAS A PLAN 167
+ VI THE BED-MAKER OF MONTEVERDE 172
+ VII THE DOCTOR’S WAGER 177
+ VIII THE GREAT BULLFIGHT 184
+ IX WE DEPART IN A HURRY 193
+
+ PART FOUR
+ I SHELLFISH LANGUAGES AGAIN 198
+ II THE FIDGIT’S STORY 205
+ III BAD WEATHER 221
+ IV WRECKED! 225
+ V LAND! 233
+ VI THE JABIZRI 239
+ VII HAWK’S-HEAD MOUNTAIN 245
+
+ PART FIVE
+ I A GREAT MOMENT 253
+ II “THE MEN OF THE MOVING LAND” 262
+ III FIRE 266
+ IV WHAT MAKES AN ISLAND FLOAT 271
+ V WAR! 275
+ VI GENERAL POLYNESIA 282
+ VII THE PEACE OF THE PARROTS 287
+ VIII THE HANGING STONE 291
+ IX THE ELECTION 300
+ X THE CORONATION OF KING JONG 308
+
+ PART SIX
+ I NEW POPSIPETEL 314
+ II THOUGHTS OF HOME 322
+ III THE RED MAN’S SCIENCE 328
+ IV THE SEA-SERPENT 332
+ V THE SHELLFISH RIDDLE SOLVED AT LAST 340
+ VI THE LAST CABINET MEETING 346
+ VII THE DOCTOR’S DECISION 350
+
+
+
+
+_ILLUSTRATIONS_
+
+
+ The Popsipetel Picture-History of King Jong Thinkalot
+ (in colors) _Frontispiece_
+ PAGE
+ “I would sit on the river-wall with my feet dangling
+ over the water” 5
+ “And in her right foot she carried a lighted candle!” 22
+ “‘Being a good noticer is terribly important’” 53
+ A traveler arrives 77
+ “On the bed sat the Hermit” 101
+ “Sat scowling down upon the amazed and gaping jury” 115
+ “‘What else can I think?’” 133
+ “‘Boy, where’s the skipper?’” 147
+ “In these lower levels we came upon the shadowy shapes
+ of dead ships” (in colors) 162
+ “The Doctor started chatting in Spanish to the bed-maker” 175
+ “Did acrobatics on the beast’s horns” 189
+ “‘He talks English!’” 201
+ “I was alone in the ocean!” 226
+ “It was a great moment” 257
+ The Terrible Three 279
+ “Working away with their noses against the end of the
+ island” 293
+ “The Whispering Rocks” 295
+ “Had to chase his butterflies with a crown upon his head” 317
+ “‘Tiptoe incognito,’ whispered Bumpo” 353
+
+
+
+
+_THE VOYAGES OF DOCTOR DOLITTLE_
+
+
+
+
+THE VOYAGES OF DOCTOR DOLITTLE
+
+
+
+
+PROLOGUE
+
+
+ALL that I have written so far about Doctor Dolittle I heard long after
+it happened from those who had known him—indeed a great deal of it took
+place before I was born. But I now come to set down that part of the
+great man’s life which I myself saw and took part in.
+
+Many years ago the Doctor gave me permission to do this. But we were
+both of us so busy then voyaging around the world, having adventures
+and filling note-books full of natural history that I never seemed to
+get time to sit down and write of our doings.
+
+Now of course, when I am quite an old man, my memory isn’t so good any
+more. But whenever I am in doubt and have to hesitate and think, I
+always ask Polynesia, the parrot.
+
+That wonderful bird (she is now nearly two hundred and fifty years old)
+sits on the top of my desk, usually humming sailor songs to herself,
+while I write this book. And, as every one who ever met her knows,
+Polynesia’s memory is the most marvelous memory in the world. If
+there is any happening I am not quite sure of, she is always able to
+put me right, to tell me exactly how it took place, who was there and
+everything about it. In fact sometimes I almost think I ought to say
+that this book was written by Polynesia instead of me.
+
+Very well then, I will begin. And first of all I must tell you
+something about myself and how I came to meet the Doctor.
+
+
+
+
+PART I
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIRST CHAPTER_
+
+THE COBBLER’S SON
+
+
+MY name was Tommy Stubbins, son of Jacob Stubbins, the cobbler of
+Puddleby-on-the-Marsh; and I was nine and a half years old. At that
+time Puddleby was only quite a small town. A river ran through the
+middle of it; and over this river there was a very old stone bridge,
+called Kingsbridge, which led you from the market-place on one side to
+the churchyard on the other.
+
+Sailing-ships came up this river from the sea and anchored near the
+bridge. I used to go down and watch the sailors unloading the ships
+upon the river-wall. The sailors sang strange songs as they pulled upon
+the ropes; and I learned these songs by heart. And I would sit on the
+river-wall with my feet dangling over the water and sing with the men,
+pretending to myself that I too was a sailor.
+
+For I longed always to sail away with those brave ships when they
+turned their backs on Puddleby Church and went creeping down the river
+again, across the wide lonely marshes to the sea. I longed to go with
+them out into the world to seek my fortune in foreign lands—Africa,
+India, China and Peru! When they got round the bend in the river and
+the water was hidden from view, you could still see their huge brown
+sails towering over the roofs of the town, moving onward slowly—like
+some gentle giants that walked among the houses without noise. What
+strange things would they have seen, I wondered, when next they came
+back to anchor at Kingsbridge! And, dreaming of the lands I had never
+seen, I’d sit on there, watching till they were out of sight.
+
+Three great friends I had in Puddleby in those days. One was Joe, the
+mussel-man, who lived in a tiny hut by the edge of the water under the
+bridge. This old man was simply marvelous at making things. I never saw
+a man so clever with his hands. He used to mend my toy ships for me
+which I sailed upon the river; he built windmills out of packing-cases
+and barrel-staves; and he could make the most wonderful kites from old
+umbrellas.
+
+Joe would sometimes take me in his mussel-boat, and when the tide
+was running out we would paddle down the river as far as the edge of
+the sea to get mussels and lobsters to sell. And out there on the
+cold lonely marshes we would see wild geese flying, and curlews and
+redshanks and many other kinds of seabirds that live among the samfire
+and the long grass of the great salt fen. And as we crept up the river
+in the evening, when the tide had turned, we would see the lights
+on Kingsbridge twinkle in the dusk, reminding us of tea-time and warm
+fires.
+
+[Illustration: “I would sit on the river-wall with my feet dangling
+over the water”]
+
+Another friend I had was Matthew Mugg, the cat’s-meat-man. He was a
+funny old person with a bad squint. He looked rather awful but he
+was really quite nice to talk to. He knew everybody in Puddleby;
+and he knew all the dogs and all the cats. In those times being a
+cat’s-meat-man was a regular business. And you could see one nearly any
+day going through the streets with a wooden tray full of pieces of meat
+stuck on skewers crying, “Meat! M-E-A-T!” People paid him to give this
+meat to their cats and dogs instead of feeding them on dog-biscuits or
+the scraps from the table.
+
+I enjoyed going round with old Matthew and seeing the cats and dogs
+come running to the garden-gates whenever they heard his call.
+Sometimes he let me give the meat to the animals myself; and I thought
+this was great fun. He knew a lot about dogs and he would tell me
+the names of the different kinds as we went through the town. He had
+several dogs of his own; one, a whippet, was a very fast runner, and
+Matthew used to win prizes with her at the Saturday coursing races;
+another, a terrier, was a fine ratter. The cat’s-meat-man used to make
+a business of rat-catching for the millers and farmers as well as his
+other trade of selling cat’s-meat.
+
+My third great friend was Luke the Hermit. But of him I will tell you
+more later on.
+
+I did not go to school; because my father was not rich enough to send
+me. But I was extremely fond of animals. So I used to spend my time
+collecting birds’ eggs and butterflies, fishing in the river, rambling
+through the countryside after blackberries and mushrooms and helping
+the mussel-man mend his nets.
+
+Yes, it was a very pleasant life I lived in those days long ago—though
+of course I did not think so then. I was nine and a half years old;
+and, like all boys, I wanted to grow up—not knowing how well off I was
+with no cares and nothing to worry me. Always I longed for the time
+when I should be allowed to leave my father’s house, to take passage
+in one of those brave ships, to sail down the river through the misty
+marshes to the sea—out into the world to seek my fortune.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SECOND CHAPTER_
+
+I HEAR OF THE GREAT NATURALIST
+
+
+ONE early morning in the Springtime, when I was wandering among the
+hills at the back of the town, I happened to come upon a hawk with a
+squirrel in its claws. It was standing on a rock and the squirrel was
+fighting very hard for its life. The hawk was so frightened when I came
+upon it suddenly like this, that it dropped the poor creature and flew
+away. I picked the squirrel up and found that two of its legs were
+badly hurt. So I carried it in my arms back to the town.
+
+When I came to the bridge I went into the mussel-man’s hut and asked
+him if he could do anything for it. Joe put on his spectacles and
+examined it carefully. Then he shook his head.
+
+“Yon crittur’s got a broken leg,” he said—“and another badly cut an’
+all. I can mend you your boats, Tom, but I haven’t the tools nor the
+learning to make a broken squirrel seaworthy. This is a job for a
+surgeon—and for a right smart one an’ all. There be only one man I know
+who could save yon crittur’s life. And that’s John Dolittle.”
+
+“Who is John Dolittle?” I asked. “Is he a vet?”
+
+“No,” said the mussel-man. “He’s no vet. Doctor Dolittle is a
+nacheralist.”
+
+“What’s a nacheralist?”
+
+“A nacheralist,” said Joe, putting away his glasses and starting to
+fill his pipe, “is a man who knows all about animals and butterflies
+and plants and rocks an’ all. John Dolittle is a very great
+nacheralist. I’m surprised you never heard of him—and you daft over
+animals. He knows a whole lot about shellfish—that I know from my own
+knowledge. He’s a quiet man and don’t talk much; but there’s folks who
+do say he’s the greatest nacheralist in the world.”
+
+“Where does he live?” I asked.
+
+“Over on the Oxenthorpe Road, t’other side the town. Don’t know just
+which house it is, but ’most anyone ’cross there could tell you, I
+reckon. Go and see him. He’s a great man.”
+
+So I thanked the mussel-man, took up my squirrel again and started off
+towards the Oxenthorpe Road.
+
+The first thing I heard as I came into the market-place was some one
+calling “Meat! M-E-A-T!”
+
+“There’s Matthew Mugg,” I said to myself. “He’ll know where this Doctor
+lives. Matthew knows everyone.”
+
+So I hurried across the market-place and caught him up.
+
+“Matthew,” I said, “do you know Doctor Dolittle?”
+
+“Do I know John Dolittle!” said he. “Well, I should think I do! I know
+him as well as I know my own wife—better, I sometimes think. He’s a
+great man—a very great man.”
+
+“Can you show me where he lives?” I asked. “I want to take this
+squirrel to him. It has a broken leg.”
+
+“Certainly,” said the cat’s-meat-man. “I’ll be going right by his house
+directly. Come along and I’ll show you.”
+
+So off we went together.
+
+“Oh, I’ve known John Dolittle for years and years,” said Matthew as we
+made our way out of the market-place. “But I’m pretty sure he ain’t
+home just now. He’s away on a voyage. But he’s liable to be back any
+day. I’ll show you his house and then you’ll know where to find him.”
+
+All the way down the Oxenthorpe Road Matthew hardly stopped talking
+about his great friend, Doctor John Dolittle—“M. D.” He talked so much
+that he forgot all about calling out “Meat!” until we both suddenly
+noticed that we had a whole procession of dogs following us patiently.
+
+“Where did the Doctor go to on this voyage?” I asked as Matthew handed
+round the meat to them.
+
+“I couldn’t tell you,” he answered. “Nobody never knows where he goes,
+nor when he’s going, nor when he’s coming back. He lives all alone
+except for his pets. He’s made some great voyages and some wonderful
+discoveries. Last time he came back he told me he’d found a tribe of
+Red Indians in the Pacific Ocean—lived on two islands, they did. The
+husbands lived on one island and the wives lived on the other. Sensible
+people, some of them savages. They only met once a year, when the
+husbands came over to visit the wives for a great feast—Christmas-time,
+most likely. Yes, he’s a wonderful man is the Doctor. And as for
+animals, well, there ain’t no one knows as much about ’em as what he
+does.”
+
+“How did he get to know so much about animals?” I asked.
+
+The cat’s-meat-man stopped and leant down to whisper in my ear.
+
+“_He talks their language_,” he said in a hoarse, mysterious voice.
+
+“The animals’ language?” I cried.
+
+“Why certainly,” said Matthew. “All animals have some kind of a
+language. Some sorts talk more than others; some only speak in
+sign-language, like deaf-and-dumb. But the Doctor, he understands them
+all—birds as well as animals. We keep it a secret though, him and me,
+because folks only laugh at you when you speak of it. Why, he can
+even write animal-language. He reads aloud to his pets. He’s wrote
+history-books in monkey-talk, poetry in canary language and comic
+songs for magpies to sing. It’s a fact. He’s now busy learning the
+language of the shellfish. But he says it’s hard work—and he has caught
+some terrible colds, holding his head under water so much. He’s a great
+man.”
+
+“He certainly must be,” I said. “I do wish he were home so I could meet
+him.”
+
+“Well, there’s his house, look,” said the cat’s-meat-man—“that little
+one at the bend in the road there—the one high up—like it was sitting
+on the wall above the street.”
+
+We were now come beyond the edge of the town. And the house that
+Matthew pointed out was quite a small one standing by itself. There
+seemed to be a big garden around it; and this garden was much higher
+than the road, so you had to go up a flight of steps in the wall before
+you reached the front gate at the top. I could see that there were many
+fine fruit trees in the garden, for their branches hung down over the
+wall in places. But the wall was so high I could not see anything else.
+
+When we reached the house Matthew went up the steps to the front gate
+and I followed him. I thought he was going to go into the garden; but
+the gate was locked. A dog came running down from the house; and he
+took several pieces of meat which the cat’s-meat-man pushed through
+the bars of the gate, and some paper bags full of corn and bran. I
+noticed that this dog did not stop to eat the meat, as any ordinary
+dog would have done, but he took all the things back to the house and
+disappeared. He had a curious wide collar round his neck which looked
+as though it were made of brass or something. Then we came away.
+
+“The Doctor isn’t back yet,” said Matthew, “or the gate wouldn’t be
+locked.”
+
+“What were all those things in paper-bags you gave the dog?” I asked.
+
+“Oh, those were provisions,” said Matthew—“things for the animals to
+eat. The Doctor’s house is simply full of pets. I give the things to
+the dog, while the Doctor’s away, and the dog gives them to the other
+animals.”
+
+“And what was that curious collar he was wearing round his neck?”
+
+“That’s a solid gold dog-collar,” said Matthew. “It was given to him
+when he was with the Doctor on one of his voyages long ago. He saved a
+man’s life.”
+
+“How long has the Doctor had him?” I asked.
+
+“Oh, a long time. Jip’s getting pretty old now. That’s why the Doctor
+doesn’t take him on his voyages any more. He leaves him behind to take
+care of the house. Every Monday and Thursday I bring the food to the
+gate here and give it him through the bars. He never lets any one come
+inside the garden while the Doctor’s away—not even me, though he knows
+me well. But you’ll always be able to tell if the Doctor’s back or
+not—because if he is, the gate will surely be open.”
+
+So I went off home to my father’s house and put my squirrel to bed in
+an old wooden box full of straw. And there I nursed him myself and took
+care of him as best I could till the time should come when the Doctor
+would return. And every day I went to the little house with the big
+garden on the edge of the town and tried the gate to see if it were
+locked. Sometimes the dog, Jip, would come down to the gate to meet
+me. But though he always wagged his tail and seemed glad to see me, he
+never let me come inside the garden.
+
+
+
+
+_THE THIRD CHAPTER_
+
+THE DOCTOR’S HOME
+
+
+ONE Monday afternoon towards the end of April my father asked me to
+take some shoes which he had mended to a house on the other side of the
+town. They were for a Colonel Bellowes who was very particular.
+
+I found the house and rang the bell at the front door. The Colonel
+opened it, stuck out a very red face and said, “Go round to the
+tradesmen’s entrance—go to the back door.” Then he slammed the door
+shut.
+
+I felt inclined to throw the shoes into the middle of his flower-bed.
+But I thought my father might be angry, so I didn’t. I went round
+to the back door, and there the Colonel’s wife met me and took the
+shoes from me. She looked a timid little woman and had her hands all
+over flour as though she were making bread. She seemed to be terribly
+afraid of her husband whom I could still hear stumping round the house
+somewhere, grunting indignantly because I had come to the front door.
+Then she asked me in a whisper if I would have a bun and a glass of
+milk. And I said, “Yes, please.”
+
+After I had eaten the bun and milk, I thanked the Colonel’s wife and
+came away. Then I thought that before I went home I would go and see
+if the Doctor had come back yet. I had been to his house once already
+that morning. But I thought I’d just like to go and take another look.
+My squirrel wasn’t getting any better and I was beginning to be worried
+about him.
+
+So I turned into the Oxenthorpe Road and started off towards the
+Doctor’s house. On the way I noticed that the sky was clouding over and
+that it looked as though it might rain.
+
+I reached the gate and found it still locked. I felt very discouraged.
+I had been coming here every day for a week now. The dog, Jip, came to
+the gate and wagged his tail as usual, and then sat down and watched me
+closely to see that I didn’t get in.
+
+I began to fear that my squirrel would die before the Doctor came back.
+I turned away sadly, went down the steps on to the road and turned
+towards home again.
+
+I wondered if it were supper-time yet. Of course I had no watch of my
+own, but I noticed a gentleman coming towards me down the road; and
+when he got nearer I saw it was the Colonel out for a walk. He was all
+wrapped up in smart overcoats and mufflers and bright-colored gloves.
+It was not a very cold day but he had so many clothes on he looked
+like a pillow inside a roll of blankets. I asked him if he would please
+tell me the time.
+
+He stopped, grunted and glared down at me—his red face growing redder
+still; and when he spoke it sounded like the cork coming out of a
+gingerbeer-bottle.
+
+“Do you imagine for one moment,” he spluttered, “that I am going to get
+myself all unbuttoned just to tell a little boy like you _the time_!”
+And he went stumping down the street, grunting harder than ever.
+
+I stood still a moment looking after him and wondering how old I would
+have to be, to have him go to the trouble of getting his watch out. And
+then, all of a sudden, the rain came down in torrents.
+
+I have never seen it rain so hard. It got dark, almost like night. The
+wind began to blow; the thunder rolled; the lightning flashed, and in a
+moment the gutters of the road were flowing like a river. There was no
+place handy to take shelter, so I put my head down against the driving
+wind and started to run towards home.
+
+I hadn’t gone very far when my head bumped into something soft and
+I sat down suddenly on the pavement. I looked up to see whom I had
+run into. And there in front of me, sitting on the wet pavement like
+myself, was a little round man with a very kind face. He wore a shabby
+high hat and in his hand he had a small black bag.
+
+“I’m very sorry,” I said. “I had my head down and I didn’t see you
+coming.”
+
+To my great surprise, instead of getting angry at being knocked down,
+the little man began to laugh.
+
+“You know this reminds me,” he said, “of a time once when I was in
+India. I ran full tilt into a woman in a thunderstorm. But she was
+carrying a pitcher of molasses on her head and I had treacle in my hair
+for weeks afterwards—the flies followed me everywhere. I didn’t hurt
+you, did I?”
+
+“No,” I said. “I’m all right.”
+
+“It was just as much my fault as it was yours, you know,” said the
+little man. “I had my head down too—but look here, we mustn’t sit
+talking like this. You must be soaked. I know I am. How far have you
+got to go?”
+
+“My home is on the other side of the town,” I said, as we picked
+ourselves up.
+
+“My Goodness, but that _was_ a wet pavement!” said he. “And I declare
+it’s coming down worse than ever. Come along to my house and get dried.
+A storm like this can’t last.”
+
+He took hold of my hand and we started running back down the road
+together. As we ran I began to wonder who this funny little man could
+be, and where he lived. I was a perfect stranger to him, and yet
+he was taking me to his own home to get dried. Such a change, after
+the old red-faced Colonel who had refused even to tell me the time!
+Presently we stopped.
+
+“Here we are,” he said.
+
+I looked up to see where we were and found myself back at the foot
+of the steps leading to the little house with the big garden! My new
+friend was already running up the steps and opening the gate with some
+keys he took from his pocket.
+
+“Surely,” I thought, “this cannot be the great Doctor Dolittle himself!”
+
+I suppose after hearing so much about him I had expected some one very
+tall and strong and marvelous. It was hard to believe that this funny
+little man with the kind smiling face could be really he. Yet here he
+was, sure enough, running up the steps and opening the very gate which
+I had been watching for so many days!
+
+The dog, Jip, came rushing out and started jumping up on him and
+barking with happiness. The rain was splashing down heavier than ever.
+
+“Are you Doctor Dolittle?” I shouted as we sped up the short
+garden-path to the house.
+
+“Yes, I’m Doctor Dolittle,” said he, opening the front door with the
+same bunch of keys. “Get in! Don’t bother about wiping your feet. Never
+mind the mud. Take it in with you. Get in out of the rain!”
+
+I popped in, he and Jip following. Then he slammed the door to behind
+us.
+
+The storm had made it dark enough outside; but inside the house,
+with the door closed, it was as black as night. Then began the most
+extraordinary noise that I have ever heard. It sounded like all sorts
+and kinds of animals and birds calling and squeaking and screeching
+at the same time. I could hear things trundling down the stairs and
+hurrying along passages. Somewhere in the dark a duck was quacking,
+a cock was crowing, a dove was cooing, an owl was hooting, a lamb
+was bleating and Jip was barking. I felt birds’ wings fluttering
+and fanning near my face. Things kept bumping into my legs and
+nearly upsetting me. The whole front hall seemed to be filling up
+with animals. The noise, together with the roaring of the rain, was
+tremendous; and I was beginning to grow a little bit scared when I felt
+the Doctor take hold of my arm and shout into my ear.
+
+“Don’t be alarmed. Don’t be frightened. These are just some of my pets.
+I’ve been away three months and they are glad to see me home again.
+Stand still where you are till I strike a light. My Gracious, what a
+storm!—Just listen to that thunder!”
+
+So there I stood in the pitch-black dark, while all kinds of animals
+which I couldn’t see chattered and jostled around me. It was a curious
+and a funny feeling. I had often wondered, when I had looked in from
+the front gate, what Doctor Dolittle would be like and what the funny
+little house would have inside it. But I never imagined it would be
+anything like this. Yet somehow after I had felt the Doctor’s hand upon
+my arm I was not frightened, only confused. It all seemed like some
+queer dream; and I was beginning to wonder if I was really awake, when
+I heard the Doctor speaking again:
+
+“My blessed matches are all wet. They won’t strike. Have you got any?”
+
+“No, I’m afraid I haven’t,” I called back.
+
+“Never mind,” said he. “Perhaps Dab-Dab can raise us a light somewhere.”
+
+Then the Doctor made some funny clicking noises with his tongue and I
+heard some one trundle up the stairs again and start moving about in
+the rooms above.
+
+Then we waited quite a while without anything happening.
+
+“Will the light be long in coming?” I asked. “Some animal is sitting on
+my foot and my toes are going to sleep.”
+
+“No, only a minute,” said the Doctor. “She’ll be back in a minute.”
+
+And just then I saw the first glimmerings of a light around the landing
+above. At once all the animals kept quiet.
+
+[Illustration: “And in her right foot she carried a lighted candle!”]
+
+“I thought you lived alone,” I said to the Doctor.
+
+“So I do,” said he. “It is Dab-Dab who is bringing the light.”
+
+I looked up the stairs trying to make out who was coming. I could not
+see around the landing but I heard the most curious footstep on the
+upper flight. It sounded like some one hopping down from one step to
+the other, as though he were using only one leg.
+
+As the light came lower, it grew brighter and began to throw strange
+jumping shadows on the walls.
+
+“Ah—at last!” said the Doctor. “Good old Dab-Dab!”
+
+And then I thought I _really_ must be dreaming. For there, craning her
+neck round the bend of the landing, hopping down the stairs on one leg,
+came a spotless white duck. And in her right foot she carried a lighted
+candle!
+
+
+
+
+_THE FOURTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE WIFF-WAFF
+
+
+WHEN at last I could look around me I found that the hall was indeed
+simply full of animals. It seemed to me that almost every kind of
+creature from the countryside must be there: a pigeon, a white rat, an
+owl, a badger, a jackdaw—there was even a small pig, just in from the
+rainy garden, carefully wiping his feet on the mat while the light from
+the candle glistened on his wet pink back.
+
+The Doctor took the candlestick from the duck and turned to me.
+
+“Look here,” he said: “you must get those wet clothes off—by the way,
+what is your name?”
+
+“Tommy Stubbins,” I said.
+
+“Oh, are you the son of Jacob Stubbins, the shoemaker?”
+
+“Yes,” I said.
+
+“Excellent bootmaker, your father,” said the Doctor. “You see these?”
+and he held up his right foot to show me the enormous boots he was
+wearing. “Your father made me those boots four years ago, and I’ve
+been wearing them ever since—perfectly wonderful boots—Well now, look
+here, Stubbins. You’ve got to change those wet things—and quick. Wait
+a moment till I get some more candles lit, and then we’ll go upstairs
+and find some dry clothes. You’ll have to wear an old suit of mine till
+we can get yours dry again by the kitchen-fire.”
+
+So presently when more candles had been lighted round different parts
+of the house, we went upstairs; and when we had come into a bedroom the
+Doctor opened a big wardrobe and took out two suits of old clothes.
+These we put on. Then we carried our wet ones down to the kitchen and
+started a fire in the big chimney. The coat of the Doctor’s which I was
+wearing was so large for me that I kept treading on my own coat-tails
+while I was helping to fetch the wood up from the cellar. But very
+soon we had a huge big fire blazing up the chimney and we hung our wet
+clothes around on chairs.
+
+“Now let’s cook some supper,” said the Doctor.—“You’ll stay and have
+supper with me, Stubbins, of course?”
+
+Already I was beginning to be very fond of this funny little man who
+called me “Stubbins,” instead of “Tommy” or “little lad” (I did so
+hate to be called “little lad”!) This man seemed to begin right away
+treating me as though I were a grown-up friend of his. And when he
+asked me to stop and have supper with him I felt terribly proud and
+happy. But I suddenly remembered that I had not told my mother that I
+would be out late. So very sadly I answered,
+
+“Thank you very much. I would like to stay, but I am afraid that my
+mother will begin to worry and wonder where I am if I don’t get back.”
+
+“Oh, but my dear Stubbins,” said the Doctor, throwing another log of
+wood on the fire, “your clothes aren’t dry yet. You’ll have to wait
+for them, won’t you? By the time they are ready to put on we will have
+supper cooked and eaten—Did you see where I put my bag?”
+
+“I think it is still in the hall,” I said. “I’ll go and see.”
+
+I found the bag near the front door. It was made of black leather and
+looked very, very old. One of its latches was broken and it was tied up
+round the middle with a piece of string.
+
+“Thank you,” said the Doctor when I brought it to him.
+
+“Was that bag all the luggage you had for your voyage?” I asked.
+
+“Yes,” said the Doctor, as he undid the piece of string. “I don’t
+believe in a lot of baggage. It’s such a nuisance. Life’s too short to
+fuss with it. And it isn’t really necessary, you know—Where _did_ I put
+those sausages?”
+
+The Doctor was feeling about inside the bag. First he brought out a
+loaf of new bread. Next came a glass jar with a curious metal top to
+it. He held this up to the light very carefully before he set it down
+upon the table; and I could see that there was some strange little
+water-creature swimming about inside. At last the Doctor brought out a
+pound of sausages.
+
+“Now,” he said, “all we want is a frying-pan.”
+
+We went into the scullery and there we found some pots and pans hanging
+against the wall. The Doctor took down the frying-pan. It was quite
+rusty on the inside.
+
+“Dear me, just look at that!” said he. “That’s the worst of being away
+so long. The animals are very good and keep the house wonderfully clean
+as far as they can. Dab-Dab is a perfect marvel as a housekeeper.
+But some things of course they can’t manage. Never mind, we’ll soon
+clean it up. You’ll find some silver-sand down there, under the sink,
+Stubbins. Just hand it up to me, will you?”
+
+In a few moments we had the pan all shiny and bright and the sausages
+were put over the kitchen-fire and a beautiful frying smell went all
+through the house.
+
+While the Doctor was busy at the cooking I went and took another look
+at the funny little creature swimming about in the glass jar.
+
+“What is this animal?” I asked.
+
+“Oh that,” said the Doctor, turning round—“that’s a Wiff-Waff. Its
+full name is _hippocampus pippitopitus_. But the natives just call
+it a Wiff-Waff—on account of the way it waves its tail, swimming,
+I imagine. That’s what I went on this last voyage for, to get that.
+You see I’m very busy just now trying to learn the language of the
+shellfish. They _have_ languages, of that I feel sure. I can talk
+a little shark language and porpoise dialect myself. But what I
+particularly want to learn now is shellfish.”
+
+“Why?” I asked.
+
+“Well, you see, some of the shellfish are the oldest kind of animals in
+the world that we know of. We find their shells in the rocks—turned to
+stone—thousands of years old. So I feel quite sure that if I could only
+get to talk their language, I should be able to learn a whole lot about
+what the world was like ages and ages and ages ago. You see?”
+
+“But couldn’t some of the other animals tell you as well?”
+
+“I don’t think so,” said the Doctor, prodding the sausages with a fork.
+“To be sure, the monkeys I knew in Africa some time ago were very
+helpful in telling me about bygone days; but they only went back a
+thousand years or so. No, I am certain that the oldest history in the
+world is to be had from the shellfish—and from them only. You see most
+of the other animals that were alive in those very ancient times have
+now become extinct.”
+
+“Have you learned any shellfish language yet?” I asked.
+
+“No. I’ve only just begun. I wanted this particular kind of a pipe-fish
+because he is half a shellfish and half an ordinary fish. I went all
+the way to the Eastern Mediterranean after him. But I’m very much
+afraid he isn’t going to be a great deal of help to me. To tell you the
+truth, I’m rather disappointed in his appearance. He doesn’t _look_
+very intelligent, does he?”
+
+“No, he doesn’t,” I agreed.
+
+“Ah,” said the Doctor. “The sausages are done to a turn. Come
+along—hold your plate near and let me give you some.”
+
+Then we sat down at the kitchen-table and started a hearty meal.
+
+It was a wonderful kitchen, that. I had many meals there afterwards
+and I found it a better place to eat in than the grandest dining-room
+in the world. It was so cozy and home-like and warm. It was so handy
+for the food too. You took it right off the fire, hot, and put it on
+the table and ate it. And you could watch your toast toasting at the
+fender and see it didn’t burn while you drank your soup. And if you
+had forgotten to put the salt on the table, you didn’t have to get up
+and go into another room to fetch it; you just reached round and took
+the big wooden box off the dresser behind you. Then the fireplace—the
+biggest fireplace you ever saw—was like a room in itself. You could get
+right inside it even when the logs were burning and sit on the wide
+seats either side and roast chestnuts after the meal was over—or listen
+to the kettle singing, or tell stories, or look at picture-books by the
+light of the fire. It was a marvelous kitchen. It was like the Doctor,
+comfortable, sensible, friendly and solid.
+
+While we were gobbling away, the door suddenly opened and in marched
+the duck, Dab-Dab, and the dog, Jip, dragging sheets and pillow-cases
+behind them over the clean tiled floor. The Doctor, seeing how
+surprised I was, explained:
+
+“They’re just going to air the bedding for me in front of the fire.
+Dab-Dab is a perfect treasure of a housekeeper; she never forgets
+anything. I had a sister once who used to keep house for me (poor, dear
+Sarah! I wonder how she’s getting on—I haven’t seen her in many years).
+But she wasn’t nearly as good as Dab-Dab. Have another sausage?”
+
+The Doctor turned and said a few words to the dog and duck in some
+strange talk and signs. They seemed to understand him perfectly.
+
+“Can you talk in squirrel language?” I asked.
+
+“Oh yes. That’s quite an easy language,” said the Doctor. “You could
+learn that yourself without a great deal of trouble. But why do you
+ask?”
+
+“Because I have a sick squirrel at home,” I said. “I took it away from
+a hawk. But two of its legs are badly hurt and I wanted very much to
+have you see it, if you would. Shall I bring it to-morrow?”
+
+“Well, if its leg is badly broken I think I had better see it to-night.
+It may be too late to do much; but I’ll come home with you and take a
+look at it.”
+
+So presently we felt the clothes by the fire and mine were found to be
+quite dry. I took them upstairs to the bedroom and changed, and when I
+came down the Doctor was all ready waiting for me with his little black
+bag full of medicines and bandages.
+
+“Come along,” he said. “The rain has stopped now.”
+
+Outside it had grown bright again and the evening sky was all red with
+the setting sun; and thrushes were singing in the garden as we opened
+the gate to go down on to the road.
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIFTH CHAPTER_
+
+POLYNESIA
+
+
+“I THINK your house is the most interesting house I was ever in,” I
+said as we set off in the direction of the town. “May I come and see
+you again to-morrow?”
+
+“Certainly,” said the Doctor. “Come any day you like. To-morrow I’ll
+show you the garden and my private zoo.”
+
+“Oh, have you a zoo?” I asked.
+
+“Yes,” said he. “The larger animals are too big for the house, so I
+keep them in a zoo in the garden. It is not a very big collection but
+it is interesting in its way.”
+
+“It must be splendid,” I said, “to be able to talk all the languages of
+the different animals. Do you think I could ever learn to do it?”
+
+“Oh surely,” said the Doctor—“with practise. You have to be very
+patient, you know. You really ought to have Polynesia to start you. It
+was she who gave me my first lessons.”
+
+“Who is Polynesia?” I asked.
+
+“Polynesia was a West African parrot I had. She isn’t with me any more
+now,” said the Doctor sadly.
+
+“Why—is she dead?”
+
+“Oh no,” said the Doctor. “She is still living, I hope. But when we
+reached Africa she seemed so glad to get back to her own country. She
+wept for joy. And when the time came for me to come back here I had not
+the heart to take her away from that sunny land—although, it is true,
+she did offer to come. I left her in Africa—Ah well! I have missed her
+terribly. She wept again when we left. But I think I did the right
+thing. She was one of the best friends I ever had. It was she who
+first gave me the idea of learning the animal languages and becoming
+an animal doctor. I often wonder if she remained happy in Africa, and
+whether I shall ever see her funny, old, solemn face again—Good old
+Polynesia!—A most extraordinary bird—Well, well!”
+
+Just at that moment we heard the noise of some one running behind us;
+and turning round we saw Jip the dog rushing down the road after us,
+as fast as his legs could bring him. He seemed very excited about
+something, and as soon as he came up to us, he started barking and
+whining to the Doctor in a peculiar way. Then the Doctor too seemed to
+get all worked up and began talking and making queer signs to the dog.
+At length he turned to me, his face shining with happiness.
+
+“Polynesia has come back!” he cried. “Imagine it. Jip says she has just
+arrived at the house. My! And it’s five years since I saw her—Excuse
+me a minute.”
+
+He turned as if to go back home. But the parrot, Polynesia, was already
+flying towards us. The Doctor clapped his hands like a child getting
+a new toy; while the swarm of sparrows in the roadway fluttered,
+gossiping, up on to the fences, highly scandalized to see a gray and
+scarlet parrot skimming down an English lane.
+
+On she came, straight on to the Doctor’s shoulder, where she
+immediately began talking a steady stream in a language I could not
+understand. She seemed to have a terrible lot to say. And very soon
+the Doctor had forgotten all about me and my squirrel and Jip and
+everything else; till at length the bird clearly asked him something
+about me.
+
+“Oh excuse me, Stubbins!” said the Doctor. “I was so interested
+listening to my old friend here. We must get on and see this squirrel
+of yours—Polynesia, this is Thomas Stubbins.”
+
+The parrot, on the Doctor’s shoulder, nodded gravely towards me and
+then, to my great surprise, said quite plainly in English,
+
+“How do you do? I remember the night you were born. It was a terribly
+cold winter. You were a very ugly baby.”
+
+“Stubbins is anxious to learn animal language,” said the Doctor. “I was
+just telling him about you and the lessons you gave me when Jip ran up
+and told us you had arrived.”
+
+“Well,” said the parrot, turning to me, “I may have started the Doctor
+learning but I never could have done even that, if he hadn’t first
+taught me to understand what _I_ was saying when I spoke English.
+You see, many parrots can talk like a person, but very few of them
+understand what they are saying. They just say it because—well, because
+they fancy it is smart or, because they know they will get crackers
+given them.”
+
+By this time we had turned and were going towards my home with Jip
+running in front and Polynesia still perched on the Doctor’s shoulder.
+The bird chattered incessantly, mostly about Africa; but now she spoke
+in English, out of politeness to me.
+
+“How is Prince Bumpo getting on?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“Oh, I’m glad you asked me,” said Polynesia. “I almost forgot to tell
+you. What do you think?—_Bumpo is in England!_”
+
+“In England!—You don’t say!” cried the Doctor. “What on earth is he
+doing here?”
+
+“His father, the king, sent him here to a place called—er—Bullford, I
+think it was—to study lessons.”
+
+“Bullford!—Bullford!” muttered the Doctor. “I never heard of the
+place—Oh, you mean Oxford.”
+
+“Yes, that’s the place—Oxford,” said Polynesia “I knew it had cattle in
+it somewhere. Oxford—that’s the place he’s gone to.”
+
+“Well, well,” murmured the Doctor. “Fancy Bumpo studying at
+Oxford—Well, well!”
+
+“There were great doings in Jolliginki when he left. He was scared to
+death to come. He was the first man from that country to go abroad. He
+thought he was going to be eaten by white cannibals or something. You
+know what those niggers are—that ignorant! Well!—But his father made
+him come. He said that all the black kings were sending their sons to
+Oxford now. It was the fashion, and he would have to go. Bumpo wanted
+to bring his six wives with him. But the king wouldn’t let him do that
+either. Poor Bumpo went off in tears—and everybody in the palace was
+crying too. You never heard such a hullabaloo.”
+
+“Do you know if he ever went back in search of The Sleeping Beauty?”
+asked the Doctor.
+
+“Oh yes,” said Polynesia—“the day after you left. And a good thing for
+him he did: the king got to know about his helping you to escape; and
+he was dreadfully wild about it.”
+
+“And The Sleeping Beauty?—did he ever find her?”
+
+“Well, he brought back something which he _said_ was The Sleeping
+Beauty. Myself, I think it was an albino niggeress. She had red hair
+and the biggest feet you ever saw. But Bumpo was no end pleased with
+her and finally married her amid great rejoicings. The feastings lasted
+seven days. She became his chief wife and is now known out there as the
+Crown-Princess Bum_pah_—you accent the last syllable.”
+
+“And tell me, did he remain white?”
+
+“Only for about three months,” said the parrot. “After that his face
+slowly returned to its natural color. It was just as well. He was so
+conspicuous in his bathing-suit the way he was, with his face white and
+the rest of him black.”
+
+“And how is Chee-Chee getting on?—Chee-Chee,” added the Doctor in
+explanation to me, “was a pet monkey I had years ago. I left him too in
+Africa when I came away.”
+
+“Well,” said Polynesia frowning,—“Chee-Chee is not entirely happy. I
+saw a good deal of him the last few years. He got dreadfully homesick
+for you and the house and the garden. It’s funny, but I was just the
+same way myself. You remember how crazy I was to get back to the dear
+old land? And Africa _is_ a wonderful country—I don’t care what anybody
+says. Well, I thought I was going to have a perfectly grand time. But
+somehow—I don’t know—after a few weeks it seemed to get tiresome. I
+just couldn’t seem to settle down. Well, to make a long story short,
+one night I made up my mind that I’d come back here and find you. So
+I hunted up old Chee-Chee and told him about it. He said he didn’t
+blame me a bit—felt exactly the same way himself. Africa was so deadly
+quiet after the life we had led with you. He missed the stories you
+used to tell us out of your animal books—and the chats we used to have
+sitting round the kitchen-fire on winter nights. The animals out there
+were very nice to us and all that. But somehow the dear kind creatures
+seemed a bit stupid. Chee-Chee said he had noticed it too. But I
+suppose it wasn’t they who had changed; it was we who were different.
+When I left, poor old Chee-Chee broke down and cried. He said he felt
+as though his only friend were leaving him—though, as you know, he has
+simply millions of relatives there. He said it didn’t seem fair that I
+should have wings to fly over here any time I liked, and him with no
+way to follow me. But mark my words, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if
+he found a way to come—some day. He’s a smart lad, is Chee-Chee.”
+
+At this point we arrived at my home. My father’s shop was closed and
+the shutters were up; but my mother was standing at the door looking
+down the street.
+
+“Good evening, Mrs. Stubbins,” said the Doctor. “It is my fault your
+son is so late. I made him stay to supper while his clothes were
+drying. He was soaked to the skin; and so was I. We ran into one
+another in the storm and I insisted on his coming into my house for
+shelter.”
+
+“I was beginning to get worried about him,” said my mother. “I am
+thankful to you, Sir, for looking after him so well and bringing him
+home.”
+
+“Don’t mention it—don’t mention it,” said the Doctor. “We have had a
+very interesting chat.”
+
+“Who might it be that I have the honor of addressing?” asked my mother
+staring at the gray parrot perched on the Doctor’s shoulder.
+
+“Oh, I’m John Dolittle. I dare say your husband will remember me. He
+made me some very excellent boots about four years ago. They really
+are splendid,” added the Doctor, gazing down at his feet with great
+satisfaction.
+
+“The Doctor has come to cure my squirrel, Mother,” said I. “He knows
+all about animals.”
+
+“Oh, no,” said the Doctor, “not all, Stubbins, not all about them by
+any means.”
+
+“It is very kind of you to come so far to look after his pet,” said my
+mother. “Tom is always bringing home strange creatures from the woods
+and the fields.”
+
+“Is he?” said the Doctor. “Perhaps he will grow up to be a naturalist
+some day. Who knows?”
+
+“Won’t you come in?” asked my mother. “The place is a little untidy
+because I haven’t finished the spring cleaning yet. But there’s a nice
+fire burning in the parlor.”
+
+“Thank you!” said the Doctor. “What a charming home you have!”
+
+And after wiping his enormous boots very, very carefully on the mat,
+the great man passed into the house.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SIXTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE WOUNDED SQUIRREL
+
+
+INSIDE we found my father busy practising on the flute beside the fire.
+This he always did, every evening, after his work was over.
+
+The Doctor immediately began talking to him about flutes and piccolos
+and bassoons; and presently my father said,
+
+“Perhaps you perform upon the flute yourself, Sir. Won’t you play us a
+tune?”
+
+“Well,” said the Doctor, “it is a long time since I touched the
+instrument. But I would like to try. May I?”
+
+Then the Doctor took the flute from my father and played and played and
+played. It was wonderful. My mother and father sat as still as statues,
+staring up at the ceiling as though they were in church; and even I,
+who didn’t bother much about music except on the mouth-organ—even I
+felt all sad and cold and creepy and wished I had been a better boy.
+
+“Oh I think that was just beautiful!” sighed my mother when at length
+the Doctor stopped.
+
+“You are a great musician, Sir,” said my father, “a very great
+musician. Won’t you please play us something else?”
+
+“Why certainly,” said the Doctor—“Oh, but look here, I’ve forgotten all
+about the squirrel.”
+
+“I’ll show him to you,” I said. “He is upstairs in my room.”
+
+So I led the Doctor to my bedroom at the top of the house and showed
+him the squirrel in the packing-case filled with straw.
+
+The animal, who had always seemed very much afraid of me—though I had
+tried hard to make him feel at home, sat up at once when the Doctor
+came into the room and started to chatter. The Doctor chattered back
+in the same way and the squirrel when he was lifted up to have his leg
+examined, appeared to be rather pleased than frightened.
+
+I held a candle while the Doctor tied the leg up in what he called
+“splints,” which he made out of match-sticks with his pen-knife.
+
+“I think you will find that his leg will get better now in a very short
+time,” said the Doctor closing up his bag. “Don’t let him run about for
+at least two weeks yet, but keep him in the open air and cover him up
+with dry leaves if the nights get cool. He tells me he is rather lonely
+here, all by himself, and is wondering how his wife and children are
+getting on. I have assured him you are a man to be trusted; and I will
+send a squirrel who lives in my garden to find out how his family are
+and to bring him news of them. He must be kept cheerful at all costs.
+Squirrels are naturally a very cheerful, active race. It is very hard
+for them to lie still doing nothing. But you needn’t worry about him.
+He will be all right.”
+
+Then we went back again to the parlor and my mother and father kept him
+playing the flute till after ten o’clock.
+
+Although my parents both liked the Doctor tremendously from the first
+moment that they saw him, and were very proud to have him come and play
+to us (for we were really terribly poor) they did not realize then
+what a truly great man he was one day to become. Of course now, when
+almost everybody in the whole world has heard about Doctor Dolittle and
+his books, if you were to go to that little house in Puddleby where
+my father had his cobbler’s shop you would see, set in the wall over
+the old-fashioned door, a stone with writing on it which says: “JOHN
+DOLITTLE, THE FAMOUS NATURALIST, PLAYED THE FLUTE IN THIS HOUSE IN THE
+YEAR 1839.”
+
+I often look back upon that night long, long ago. And if I close my
+eyes and think hard I can see that parlor just as it was then: a funny
+little man in coat-tails, with a round kind face, playing away on the
+flute in front of the fire; my mother on one side of him and my father
+on the other, holding their breath and listening with their eyes shut;
+myself, with Jip, squatting on the carpet at his feet, staring into the
+coals; and Polynesia perched on the mantlepiece beside his shabby high
+hat, gravely swinging her head from side to side in time to the music.
+I see it all, just as though it were before me now.
+
+And then I remember how, after we had seen the Doctor out at the front
+door, we all came back into the parlor and talked about him till it
+was still later; and even after I did go to bed (I had never stayed up
+so late in my life before) I dreamed about him and a band of strange
+clever animals that played flutes and fiddles and drums the whole night
+through.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+SHELLFISH TALK
+
+
+THE next morning, although I had gone to bed so late the night before,
+I was up frightfully early. The first sparrows were just beginning to
+chirp sleepily on the slates outside my attic window when I jumped out
+of bed and scrambled into my clothes.
+
+I could hardly wait to get back to the little house with the big
+garden—to see the Doctor and his private zoo. For the first time in
+my life I forgot all about breakfast; and creeping down the stairs on
+tip-toe, so as not to wake my mother and father, I opened the front
+door and popped out into the empty, silent street.
+
+When I got to the Doctor’s gate I suddenly thought that perhaps it was
+too early to call on any one: and I began to wonder if the Doctor would
+be up yet. I looked into the garden. No one seemed to be about. So I
+opened the gate quietly and went inside.
+
+As I turned to the left to go down a path between some hedges, I heard
+a voice quite close to me say,
+
+“Good morning. How early you are!”
+
+I turned around, and there, sitting on the top of a privet hedge, was
+the gray parrot, Polynesia.
+
+“Good morning,” I said. “I suppose I am rather early. Is the Doctor
+still in bed?”
+
+“Oh no,” said Polynesia. “He has been up an hour and a half. You’ll
+find him in the house somewhere. The front door is open. Just push it
+and go in. He is sure to be in the kitchen cooking breakfast—or working
+in his study. Walk right in. I am waiting to see the sun rise. But
+upon my word I believe it’s forgotten to rise. It is an awful climate,
+this. Now if we were in Africa the world would be blazing with sunlight
+at this hour of the morning. Just see that mist rolling over those
+cabbages. It is enough to give you rheumatism to look at it. Beastly
+climate—Beastly! Really I don’t know why anything but frogs ever stay
+in England—Well, don’t let me keep you. Run along and see the Doctor.”
+
+“Thank you,” I said. “I’ll go and look for him.”
+
+When I opened the front door I could smell bacon frying, so I made my
+way to the kitchen. There I discovered a large kettle boiling away over
+the fire and some bacon and eggs in a dish upon the hearth. It seemed
+to me that the bacon was getting all dried up with the heat. So I
+pulled the dish a little further away from the fire and went on through
+the house looking for the Doctor.
+
+I found him at last in the Study. I did not know then that it was
+called the Study. It was certainly a very interesting room, with
+telescopes and microscopes and all sorts of other strange things which
+I did not understand about but wished I did. Hanging on the walls were
+pictures of animals and fishes and strange plants and collections of
+birds’ eggs and sea-shells in glass cases.
+
+The Doctor was standing at the main table in his dressing-gown. At
+first I thought he was washing his face. He had a square glass box
+before him full of water. He was holding one ear under the water while
+he covered the other with his left hand. As I came in he stood up.
+
+“Good morning, Stubbins,” said he. “Going to be a nice day, don’t
+you think? I’ve just been listening to the Wiff-Waff. But he is very
+disappointing—very.”
+
+“Why?” I said. “Didn’t you find that he has any language at all?”
+
+“Oh yes,” said the Doctor, “he has a language. But it is such a poor
+language—only a few words, like ‘yes’ and ‘no’—‘hot’ and ‘cold.’ That’s
+all he can say. It’s very disappointing. You see he really belongs
+to two different families of fishes. I thought he was going to be
+tremendously helpful—Well, well!”
+
+“I suppose,” said I, “that means he hasn’t very much sense—if his
+language is only two or three words?”
+
+“Yes, I suppose it does. Possibly it is the kind of life he leads.
+You see, they are very rare now, these Wiff-Waffs—very rare and very
+solitary. They swim around in the deepest parts of the ocean entirely
+by themselves—always alone. So I presume they really don’t need to talk
+much.”
+
+“Perhaps some kind of a bigger shellfish would talk more,” I said.
+“After all, he is very small, isn’t he?”
+
+“Yes,” said the Doctor, “that’s true. Oh I have no doubt that there
+are shellfish who are good talkers—not the least doubt. But the big
+shellfish—the biggest of them, are so hard to catch. They are only to
+be found in the deep parts of the sea; and as they don’t swim very
+much, but just crawl along the floor of the ocean most of the time,
+they are very seldom taken in nets. I do wish I could find some way of
+going down to the bottom of the sea. I could learn a lot if I could
+only do that. But we are forgetting all about breakfast—Have you had
+breakfast yet, Stubbins?”
+
+I told the Doctor that I had forgotten all about it and he at once led
+the way into the kitchen.
+
+“Yes,” he said, as he poured the hot water from the kettle into the
+tea-pot, “if a man could only manage to get right down to the bottom
+of the sea, and live there a while, he would discover some wonderful
+things—things that people have never dreamed of.”
+
+“But men do go down, don’t they?” I asked—“divers and people like that?”
+
+“Oh yes, to be sure,” said the Doctor. “Divers go down. I’ve been down
+myself in a diving-suit, for that matter. But my!—they only go where
+the sea is shallow. Divers can’t go down where it is really deep. What
+I would like to do is to go down to the great depths—where it is miles
+deep—Well, well, I dare say I shall manage it some day. Let me give you
+another cup of tea.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE EIGHTH CHAPTER_
+
+ARE YOU A GOOD NOTICER?
+
+
+JUST at that moment Polynesia came into the room and said something to
+the Doctor in bird language. Of course I did not understand what it
+was. But the Doctor at once put down his knife and fork and left the
+room.
+
+“You know it is an awful shame,” said the parrot as soon as the Doctor
+had closed the door. “Directly he comes back home, all the animals
+over the whole countryside get to hear of it and every sick cat and
+mangy rabbit for miles around comes to see him and ask his advice. Now
+there’s a big fat hare outside at the back door with a squawking baby.
+Can she see the Doctor, please!—Thinks it’s going to have convulsions.
+Stupid little thing’s been eating Deadly Nightshade again, I suppose.
+The animals are _so_ inconsiderate at times—especially the mothers.
+They come round and call the Doctor away from his meals and wake him
+out of his bed at all hours of the night. I don’t know how he stands
+it—really I don’t. Why, the poor man never gets any peace at all! I’ve
+told him time and again to have special hours for the animals to come.
+But he is so frightfully kind and considerate. He never refuses to see
+them if there is anything really wrong with them. He says the urgent
+cases must be seen at once.”
+
+“Why don’t some of the animals go and see the other doctors?” I asked.
+
+“Oh Good Gracious!” exclaimed the parrot, tossing her head scornfully.
+“Why, there aren’t any other animal-doctors—not real doctors. Oh of
+course there _are_ those vet persons, to be sure. But, bless you,
+they’re no good. You see, they can’t understand the animals’ language;
+so how can you expect them to be any use? Imagine yourself, or your
+father, going to see a doctor who could not understand a word you
+say—nor even tell you in your own language what you must do to get
+well! Poof!—those vets! They’re that stupid, you’ve no idea!—Put the
+Doctor’s bacon down by the fire, will you?—to keep hot till he comes
+back.”
+
+“Do you think I would ever be able to learn the language of the
+animals?” I asked, laying the plate upon the hearth.
+
+“Well, it all depends,” said Polynesia. “Are you clever at lessons?”
+
+“I don’t know,” I answered, feeling rather ashamed. “You see, I’ve
+never been to school. My father is too poor to send me.”
+
+“Well,” said the parrot, “I don’t suppose you have really missed
+much—to judge from what _I_ have seen of school-boys. But listen: are
+you a good noticer?—Do you notice things well? I mean, for instance,
+supposing you saw two cock-starlings on an apple-tree, and you only
+took one good look at them—would you be able to tell one from the other
+if you saw them again the next day?”
+
+“I don’t know,” I said. “I’ve never tried.”
+
+“Well that,” said Polynesia, brushing some crumbs off the corner
+of the table with her left foot—“that is what you call powers of
+observation—noticing the small things about birds and animals: the way
+they walk and move their heads and flip their wings; the way they sniff
+the air and twitch their whiskers and wiggle their tails. You have to
+notice all those little things if you want to learn animal language.
+For you see, lots of the animals hardly talk at all with their tongues;
+they use their breath or their tails or their feet instead. That is
+because many of them, in the olden days when lions and tigers were more
+plentiful, were afraid to make a noise for fear the savage creatures
+heard them. Birds, of course, didn’t care; for they always had wings to
+fly away with. But that is the first thing to remember: being a good
+noticer is terribly important in learning animal language.”
+
+“It sounds pretty hard,” I said.
+
+“You’ll have to be very patient,” said Polynesia. “It takes a long
+time to say even a few words properly. But if you come here often
+I’ll give you a few lessons myself. And once you get started you’ll
+be surprised how fast you get on. It would indeed be a good thing if
+you could learn. Because then you could do some of the work for the
+Doctor—I mean the easier work, like bandaging and giving pills. Yes,
+yes, that’s a good idea of mine. ’Twould be a great thing if the poor
+man could get some help—and some rest. It is a scandal the way he
+works. I see no reason why you shouldn’t be able to help him a great
+deal—That is, if you are really interested in animals.”
+
+[Illustration: “‘Being a good noticer is terribly important’”]
+
+“Oh, I’d love that!” I cried. “Do you think the Doctor would let me?”
+
+“Certainly,” said Polynesia—“as soon as you have learned something
+about doctoring. I’ll speak of it to him myself—Sh! I hear him coming.
+Quick—bring his bacon back on to the table.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE NINTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE GARDEN OF DREAMS
+
+
+WHEN breakfast was over the Doctor took me out to show me the garden.
+Well, if the house had been interesting, the garden was a hundred
+times more so. Of all the gardens I have ever seen that was the most
+delightful, the most fascinating. At first you did not realize how big
+it was. You never seemed to come to the end of it. When at last you
+were quite sure that you had seen it all, you would peer over a hedge,
+or turn a corner, or look up some steps, and there was a whole new part
+you never expected to find.
+
+It had everything—everything a garden can have, or ever has had. There
+were wide, wide lawns with carved stone seats, green with moss. Over
+the lawns hung weeping-willows, and their feathery bough-tips brushed
+the velvet grass when they swung with the wind. The old flagged paths
+had high, clipped, yew hedges either side of them, so that they looked
+like the narrow streets of some old town; and through the hedges,
+doorways had been made; and over the doorways were shapes like vases
+and peacocks and half-moons all trimmed out of the living trees. There
+was a lovely marble fish-pond with golden carp and blue water-lilies in
+it and big green frogs. A high brick wall alongside the kitchen garden
+was all covered with pink and yellow peaches ripening in the sun. There
+was a wonderful great oak, hollow in the trunk, big enough for four men
+to hide inside. Many summer-houses there were, too—some of wood and
+some of stone; and one of them was full of books to read. In a corner,
+among some rocks and ferns, was an outdoor fire-place, where the Doctor
+used to fry liver and bacon when he had a notion to take his meals in
+the open air. There was a couch as well on which he used to sleep, it
+seems, on warm summer nights when the nightingales were singing at
+their best; it had wheels on it so it could be moved about under any
+tree they sang in. But the thing that fascinated me most of all was a
+tiny little tree-house, high up in the top branches of a great elm,
+with a long rope ladder leading to it. The Doctor told me he used it
+for looking at the moon and the stars through a telescope.
+
+It was the kind of a garden where you could wander and explore for days
+and days—always coming upon something new, always glad to find the old
+spots over again. That first time that I saw the Doctor’s garden I was
+so charmed by it that I felt I would like to live in it—always and
+always—and never go outside of it again. For it had everything within
+its walls to give happiness, to make living pleasant—to keep the heart
+at peace. It was the Garden of Dreams.
+
+One peculiar thing I noticed immediately I came into it; and that was
+what a lot of birds there were about. Every tree seemed to have two or
+three nests in it. And heaps of other wild creatures appeared to be
+making themselves at home there, too. Stoats and tortoises and dormice
+seemed to be quite common, and not in the least shy. Toads of different
+colors and sizes hopped about the lawn as though it belonged to them.
+Green lizards (which were very rare in Puddleby) sat up on the stones
+in the sunlight and blinked at us. Even snakes were to be seen.
+
+“You need not be afraid of them,” said the Doctor, noticing that I
+started somewhat when a large black snake wiggled across the path right
+in front of us. “These fellows are not poisonous. They do a great deal
+of good in keeping down many kinds of garden-pests. I play the flute to
+them sometimes in the evening. They love it. Stand right up on their
+tails and carry on no end. Funny thing, their taste for music.”
+
+“Why do all these animals come and live here?” I asked. “I never saw a
+garden with so many creatures in it.”
+
+“Well, I suppose it’s because they get the kind of food they like; and
+nobody worries or disturbs them. And then, of course, they know me. And
+if they or their children get sick I presume they find it handy to be
+living in a doctor’s garden—Look! You see that sparrow on the sundial,
+swearing at the blackbird down below? Well, he has been coming here
+every summer for years. He comes from London. The country sparrows
+round about here are always laughing at him. They say he chirps with
+such a Cockney accent. He is a most amusing bird—very brave but very
+cheeky. He loves nothing better than an argument, but he always ends it
+by getting rude. He is a real city bird. In London he lives around St.
+Paul’s Cathedral. ‘Cheapside,’ we call him.”
+
+“Are all these birds from the country round here?” I asked.
+
+“Most of them,” said the Doctor. “But a few rare ones visit me every
+year who ordinarily never come near England at all. For instance,
+that handsome little fellow hovering over the snapdragon there, he’s
+a Ruby-throated Humming-bird. Comes from America. Strictly speaking,
+he has no business in this climate at all. It is too cool. I make him
+sleep in the kitchen at night. Then every August, about the last week
+of the month, I have a Purple Bird-of-Paradise come all the way from
+Brazil to see me. She is a very great swell. Hasn’t arrived yet of
+course. And there are a few others, foreign birds from the tropics
+mostly, who drop in on me in the course of the summer months. But come,
+I must show you the zoo.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE TENTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE PRIVATE ZOO
+
+
+I DID not think there could be anything left in that garden which we
+had not seen. But the Doctor took me by the arm and started off down a
+little narrow path and after many windings and twistings and turnings
+we found ourselves before a small door in a high stone wall. The Doctor
+pushed it open.
+
+Inside was still another garden. I had expected to find cages with
+animals inside them. But there were none to be seen. Instead there were
+little stone houses here and there all over the garden; and each house
+had a window and a door. As we walked in, many of these doors opened
+and animals came running out to us evidently expecting food.
+
+“Haven’t the doors any locks on them?” I asked the Doctor.
+
+“Oh yes,” he said, “every door has a lock. But in my zoo the doors open
+from the inside, not from the out. The locks are only there so the
+animals can go and shut themselves _in_ any time they want to get away
+from the annoyance of other animals or from people who might come here.
+Every animal in this zoo stays here because he likes it, not because
+he is made to.”
+
+“They all look very happy and clean,” I said. “Would you mind telling
+me the names of some of them?”
+
+“Certainly. Well now: that funny-looking thing with plates on his back,
+nosing under the brick over there, is a South American armadillo. The
+little chap talking to him is a Canadian woodchuck. They both live in
+those holes you see at the foot of the wall. The two little beasts
+doing antics in the pond are a pair of Russian minks—and that reminds
+me: I must go and get them some herrings from the town before noon—it
+is early-closing to-day. That animal just stepping out of his house is
+an antelope, one of the smaller South African kinds. Now let us move to
+the other side of those bushes there and I will show you some more.”
+
+“Are those deer over there?” I asked.
+
+“_Deer!_” said the Doctor. “Where do you mean?”
+
+“Over there,” I said, pointing—“nibbling the grass border of the bed.
+There are two of them.”
+
+“Oh, that,” said the Doctor with a smile. “That isn’t two animals:
+that’s one animal with two heads—the only two-headed animal in the
+world. It’s called the ‘pushmi-pullyu.’ I brought him from Africa. He’s
+very tame—acts as a kind of night-watchman for my zoo. He only sleeps
+with one head at a time, you see—very handy—the other head stays awake
+all night.”
+
+“Have you any lions or tigers?” I asked as we moved on.
+
+“No,” said the Doctor. “It wouldn’t be possible to keep them here—and
+I wouldn’t keep them even if I could. If I had my way, Stubbins, there
+wouldn’t be a single lion or tiger in captivity anywhere in the world.
+They never take to it. They’re never happy. They never settle down.
+They are always thinking of the big countries they have left behind.
+You can see it in their eyes, dreaming—dreaming always of the great
+open spaces where they were born; dreaming of the deep, dark jungles
+where their mothers first taught them how to scent and track the deer.
+And what are they given in exchange for all this?” asked the Doctor,
+stopping in his walk and growing all red and angry—“What are they given
+in exchange for the glory of an African sunrise, for the twilight
+breeze whispering through the palms, for the green shade of the matted,
+tangled vines, for the cool, big-starred nights of the desert, for the
+patter of the waterfall after a hard day’s hunt? What, I ask you, are
+they given in exchange for _these_? Why, a bare cage with iron bars; an
+ugly piece of dead meat thrust in to them once a day; and a crowd of
+fools to come and stare at them with open mouths!—No, Stubbins. Lions
+and tigers, the Big Hunters, should never, never be seen in zoos.”
+
+The Doctor seemed to have grown terribly serious—almost sad. But
+suddenly his manner changed again and he took me by the arm with his
+same old cheerful smile.
+
+“But we haven’t seen the butterfly-houses yet—nor the aquariums. Come
+along. I am very proud of my butterfly-houses.”
+
+Off we went again and came presently into a hedged enclosure. Here I
+saw several big huts made of fine wire netting, like cages. Inside the
+netting all sorts of beautiful flowers were growing in the sun, with
+butterflies skimming over them. The Doctor pointed to the end of one of
+the huts where little boxes with holes in them stood in a row.
+
+“Those are the hatching-boxes,” said he. “There I put the different
+kinds of caterpillars. And as soon as they turn into butterflies and
+moths they come out into these flower-gardens to feed.”
+
+“Do butterflies have a language?” I asked.
+
+“Oh I fancy they have,” said the Doctor—“and the beetles too. But so
+far I haven’t succeeded in learning much about insect languages. I have
+been too busy lately trying to master the shellfish-talk. I mean to
+take it up though.”
+
+At that moment Polynesia joined us and said, “Doctor, there are two
+guinea-pigs at the back door. They say they have run away from the boy
+who kept them because they didn’t get the right stuff to eat. They want
+to know if you will take them in.”
+
+“All right,” said the Doctor. “Show them the way to the zoo. Give them
+the house on the left, near the gate—the one the black fox had. Tell
+them what the rules are and give them a square meal—Now, Stubbins, we
+will go on to the aquariums. And first of all I must show you my big,
+glass, sea-water tank where I keep the shellfish.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE ELEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+MY SCHOOLMASTER, POLYNESIA
+
+
+WELL, there were not many days after that, you may be sure, when I did
+not come to see my new friend. Indeed I was at his house practically
+all day and every day. So that one evening my mother asked me jokingly
+why I did not take my bed over there and live at the Doctor’s house
+altogether.
+
+After a while I think I got to be quite useful to the Doctor, feeding
+his pets for him; helping to make new houses and fences for the zoo;
+assisting with the sick animals that came; doing all manner of odd jobs
+about the place. So that although I enjoyed it all very much (it was
+indeed like living in a new world) I really think the Doctor would have
+missed me if I had not come so often.
+
+And all this time Polynesia came with me wherever I went, teaching me
+bird language and showing me how to understand the talking signs of the
+animals. At first I thought I would never be able to learn at all—it
+seemed so difficult. But the old parrot was wonderfully patient with
+me—though I could see that occasionally she had hard work to keep her
+temper.
+
+Soon I began to pick up the strange chatter of the birds and to
+understand the funny talking antics of the dogs. I used to practise
+listening to the mice behind the wainscot after I went to bed, and
+watching the cats on the roofs and pigeons in the market-square of
+Puddleby.
+
+And the days passed very quickly—as they always do when life is
+pleasant; and the days turned into weeks, and weeks into months; and
+soon the roses in the Doctor’s garden were losing their petals and
+yellow leaves lay upon the wide green lawn. For the summer was nearly
+gone.
+
+One day Polynesia and I were talking in the library. This was a fine
+long room with a grand mantlepiece and the walls were covered from the
+ceiling to the floor with shelves full of books: books of stories,
+books on gardening, books about medicine, books of travel; these I
+loved—and especially the Doctor’s great atlas with all its maps of the
+different countries of the world.
+
+This afternoon Polynesia was showing me the books about animals which
+John Dolittle had written himself.
+
+“My!” I said, “what a lot of books the Doctor has—all the way around
+the room! Goodness! I wish I could read! It must be tremendously
+interesting. Can you read, Polynesia?”
+
+“Only a little,” said she. “Be careful how you turn those pages—don’t
+tear them. No, I really don’t get time enough for reading—much. That
+letter there is a _k_ and this is a _b_.”
+
+“What does this word under the picture mean?” I asked.
+
+“Let me see,” she said, and started spelling it out.
+“B-A-B-O-O-N—that’s _Monkey_. Reading isn’t nearly as hard as it looks,
+once you know the letters.”
+
+“Polynesia,” I said, “I want to ask you something very important.”
+
+“What is it, my boy?” said she, smoothing down the feathers of her
+right wing. Polynesia often spoke to me in a very patronizing way. But
+I did not mind it from her. After all, she was nearly two hundred years
+old; and I was only ten.
+
+“Listen,” I said, “my mother doesn’t think it is right that I come
+here for so many meals. And I was going to ask you: supposing I did a
+whole lot more work for the Doctor—why couldn’t I come and live here
+altogether? You see, instead of being paid like a regular gardener or
+workman, I would get my bed and meals in exchange for the work I did.
+What do you think?”
+
+“You mean you want to be a proper assistant to the Doctor, is that it?”
+
+“Yes. I suppose that’s what you call it,” I answered. “You know you
+said yourself that you thought I could be very useful to him.”
+
+“Well”—she thought a moment—“I really don’t see why not. But is this
+what you want to be when you grow up, a naturalist?”
+
+“Yes,” I said, “I have made up my mind. I would sooner be a naturalist
+than anything else in the world.”
+
+“Humph!—Let’s go and speak to the Doctor about it,” said Polynesia.
+“He’s in the next room—in the study. Open the door very gently—he may
+be working and not want to be disturbed.”
+
+I opened the door quietly and peeped in. The first thing I saw was an
+enormous black retriever dog sitting in the middle of the hearth-rug
+with his ears cocked up, listening to the Doctor who was reading aloud
+to him from a letter.
+
+“What _is_ the Doctor doing?” I asked Polynesia in a whisper.
+
+“Oh, the dog has had a letter from his mistress and he has brought it
+to the Doctor to read for him. That’s all. He belongs to a funny little
+girl called Minnie Dooley, who lives on the other side of the town. She
+has pigtails down her back. She and her brother have gone away to the
+seaside for the Summer; and the old retriever is heart-broken while the
+children are gone. So they write letters to him—in English of course.
+And as the old dog doesn’t understand them, he brings them here,
+and the Doctor turns them into dog language for him. I think Minnie
+must have written that she is coming back—to judge from the dog’s
+excitement. Just look at him carrying on!”
+
+Indeed the retriever seemed to be suddenly overcome with joy. As the
+Doctor finished the letter the old dog started barking at the top of
+his voice, wagging his tail wildly and jumping about the study. He
+took the letter in his mouth and ran out of the room snorting hard and
+mumbling to himself.
+
+“He’s going down to meet the coach,” whispered Polynesia. “That dog’s
+devotion to those children is more than I can understand. You should
+see Minnie! She’s the most conceited little minx that ever walked. She
+squints too.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE TWELFTH CHAPTER_
+
+MY GREAT IDEA
+
+
+PRESENTLY the Doctor looked up and saw us at the door.
+
+“Oh—come in, Stubbins,” said he, “did you wish to speak to me? Come in
+and take a chair.”
+
+“Doctor,” I said, “I want to be a naturalist—like you—when I grow up.”
+
+“Oh you do, do you?” murmured the Doctor. “Humph!—Well!—Dear me!—You
+don’t say!—Well, well! Have you er—have you spoken to your mother and
+father about it?”
+
+“No, not yet,” I said. “I want you to speak to them for me. You would
+do it better. I want to be your helper—your assistant, if you’ll have
+me. Last night my mother was saying that she didn’t consider it right
+for me to come here so often for meals. And I’ve been thinking about it
+a good deal since. Couldn’t we make some arrangement—couldn’t I work
+for my meals and sleep here?”
+
+“But my dear Stubbins,” said the Doctor, laughing, “you are quite
+welcome to come here for three meals a day all the year round. I’m only
+too glad to have you. Besides, you do do a lot of work, as it is. I’ve
+often felt that I ought to pay you for what you do—But what arrangement
+was it that you thought of?”
+
+“Well, I thought,” said I, “that perhaps you would come and see my
+mother and father and tell them that if they let me live here with you
+and work hard, that you will teach me to read and write. You see my
+mother is awfully anxious to have me learn reading and writing. And
+besides, I couldn’t be a proper naturalist without, could I?”
+
+“Oh, I don’t know so much about that,” said the Doctor. “It is nice, I
+admit, to be able to read and write. But naturalists are not all alike,
+you know. For example: this young fellow Charles Darwin that people are
+talking about so much now—he’s a Cambridge graduate—reads and writes
+very well. And then Cuvier—he used to be a tutor. But listen, the
+greatest naturalist of them all doesn’t even know how to write his own
+name nor to read the _A B C_.”
+
+“Who is he?” I asked.
+
+“He is a mysterious person,” said the Doctor—“a very mysterious person.
+His name is Long Arrow, the son of Golden Arrow. He is a Red Indian.”
+
+“Have you ever seen him?” I asked.
+
+“No,” said the Doctor, “I’ve never seen him. No white man has ever met
+him. I fancy Mr. Darwin doesn’t even know that he exists. He lives
+almost entirely with the animals and with the different tribes of
+Indians—usually somewhere among the mountains of Peru. Never stays long
+in one place. Goes from tribe to tribe, like a sort of Indian tramp.”
+
+“How do you know so much about him?” I asked—“if you’ve never even seen
+him?”
+
+“The Purple Bird-of-Paradise,” said the Doctor—“she told me all about
+him. She says he is a perfectly marvelous naturalist. I got her to take
+a message to him for me last time she was here. I am expecting her back
+any day now. I can hardly wait to see what answer she has brought from
+him. It is already almost the last week of August. I do hope nothing
+has happened to her on the way.”
+
+“But why do the animals and birds come to you when they are sick?” I
+said—“Why don’t they go to him, if he is so very wonderful?”
+
+“It seems that my methods are more up to date,” said the Doctor. “But
+from what the Purple Bird-of-Paradise tells me, Long Arrow’s knowledge
+of natural history must be positively tremendous. His specialty is
+botany—plants and all that sort of thing. But he knows a lot about
+birds and animals too. He’s very good on bees and beetles—But now
+tell me, Stubbins, are you quite sure that you really want to be a
+naturalist?”
+
+“Yes,” said I, “my mind is made up.”
+
+“Well you know, it isn’t a very good profession for making money. Not
+at all, it isn’t. Most of the good naturalists don’t make any money
+whatever. All they do is _spend_ money, buying butterfly-nets and
+cases for birds’ eggs and things. It is only now, after I have been a
+naturalist for many years, that I am beginning to make a little money
+from the books I write.”
+
+“I don’t care about money,” I said. “I want to be a naturalist.
+Won’t you please come and have dinner with my mother and father next
+Thursday—I told them I was going to ask you—and then you can talk to
+them about it. You see, there’s another thing: if I’m living with you,
+and sort of belong to your house and business, I shall be able to come
+with you next time you go on a voyage.”
+
+“Oh, I see,” said he, smiling. “So you want to come on a voyage with
+me, do you?—Ah hah!”
+
+“I want to go on all your voyages with you. It would be much easier
+for you if you had someone to carry the butterfly-nets and note-books.
+Wouldn’t it now?”
+
+For a long time the Doctor sat thinking, drumming on the desk with his
+fingers, while I waited, terribly impatiently, to see what he was going
+to say.
+
+At last he shrugged his shoulders and stood up.
+
+“Well, Stubbins,” said he, “I’ll come and talk it over with you and
+your parents next Thursday. And—well, we’ll see. We’ll see. Give your
+mother and father my compliments and thank them for their invitation,
+will you?”
+
+Then I tore home like the wind to tell my mother that the Doctor had
+promised to come.
+
+
+
+
+_THE THIRTEENTH CHAPTER_
+
+A TRAVELER ARRIVES
+
+
+THE next day I was sitting on the wall of the Doctor’s garden after
+tea, talking to Dab-Dab. I had now learned so much from Polynesia that
+I could talk to most birds and some animals without a great deal of
+difficulty. I found Dab-Dab a very nice, old, motherly bird—though not
+nearly so clever and interesting as Polynesia. She had been housekeeper
+for the Doctor many years now.
+
+Well, as I was saying, the old duck and I were sitting on the flat top
+of the garden-wall that evening, looking down into the Oxenthorpe Road
+below. We were watching some sheep being driven to market in Puddleby;
+and Dab-Dab had just been telling me about the Doctor’s adventures in
+Africa. For she had gone on a voyage with him to that country long ago.
+
+Suddenly I heard a curious distant noise down the road, towards the
+town. It sounded like a lot of people cheering. I stood up on the wall
+to see if I could make out what was coming. Presently there appeared
+round a bend a great crowd of school-children following a very ragged,
+curious-looking woman.
+
+“What in the world can it be?” cried Dab-Dab.
+
+The children were all laughing and shouting. And certainly the woman
+they were following was most extraordinary. She had very long arms and
+the most stooping shoulders I have ever seen. She wore a straw hat on
+the side of her head with poppies on it; and her skirt was so long for
+her it dragged on the ground like a ball-gown’s train. I could not see
+anything of her face because of the wide hat pulled over her eyes. But
+as she got nearer to us and the laughing of the children grew louder,
+I noticed that her hands were very dark in color, and hairy, like a
+witch’s.
+
+Then all of a sudden Dab-Dab at my side startled me by crying out in a
+loud voice,
+
+“Why, it’s Chee-Chee!—Chee-Chee come back at last! How dare those
+children tease him! I’ll give the little imps something to laugh at!”
+
+And she flew right off the wall down into the road and made straight
+for the children, squawking away in a most terrifying fashion and
+pecking at their feet and legs. The children made off down the street
+back to the town as hard as they could run.
+
+The strange-looking figure in the straw hat stood gazing after them a
+moment and then came wearily up to the gate. It didn’t bother to undo
+the latch but just climbed right over the gate as though it were
+something in the way. And then I noticed that it took hold of the bars
+with its feet, so that it really had four hands to climb with. But it
+was only when I at last got a glimpse of the face under the hat that I
+could be really sure it was a monkey.
+
+[Illustration: A traveler arrives]
+
+Chee-Chee—for it was he—frowned at me suspiciously from the top of the
+gate, as though he thought I was going to laugh at him like the other
+boys and girls. Then he dropped into the garden on the inside and
+immediately started taking off his clothes. He tore the straw hat in
+two and threw it down into the road. Then he took off his bodice and
+skirt, jumped on them savagely and began kicking them round the front
+garden.
+
+Presently I heard a screech from the house, and out flew Polynesia,
+followed by the Doctor and Jip.
+
+“Chee-Chee!—Chee-Chee!” shouted the parrot. “You’ve come at last! I
+always told the Doctor you’d find a way. How ever did you do it?”
+
+They all gathered round him shaking him by his four hands, laughing and
+asking him a million questions at once. Then they all started back for
+the house.
+
+“Run up to my bedroom, Stubbins,” said the Doctor, turning to me.
+“You’ll find a bag of peanuts in the small left-hand drawer of the
+bureau. I have always kept them there in case he might come back
+unexpectedly some day. And wait a minute—see if Dab-Dab has any bananas
+in the pantry. Chee-Chee hasn’t had a banana, he tells me, in two
+months.”
+
+When I came down again to the kitchen I found everybody listening
+attentively to the monkey who was telling the story of his journey from
+Africa.
+
+
+
+
+_THE FOURTEENTH CHAPTER_
+
+CHEE-CHEE’S VOYAGE
+
+
+It seems that after Polynesia had left, Chee-Chee had grown more
+homesick than ever for the Doctor and the little house in Puddleby. At
+last he had made up his mind that by hook or crook he would follow her.
+And one day, going down to the seashore, he saw a lot of people, black
+and white, getting on to a ship that was coming to England. He tried to
+get on too. But they turned him back and drove him away. And presently
+he noticed a whole big family of funny people passing on to the ship.
+And one of the children in this family reminded Chee-Chee of a cousin
+of his with whom he had once been in love. So he said to himself, “That
+girl looks just as much like a monkey as I look like a girl. If I
+could only get some clothes to wear I might easily slip on to the ship
+amongst these families, and people would take me for a girl. Good idea!”
+
+So he went off to a town that was quite close, and hopping in through
+an open window he found a skirt and bodice lying on a chair. They
+belonged to a fashionable black lady who was taking a bath. Chee-Chee
+put them on. Next he went back to the seashore, mingled with the crowd
+there and at last sneaked safely on to the big ship. Then he thought he
+had better hide, for fear people might look at him too closely. And he
+stayed hidden all the time the ship was sailing to England—only coming
+out at night, when everybody was asleep, to find food.
+
+When he reached England and tried to get off the ship, the sailors saw
+at last that he was only a monkey dressed up in girl’s clothes; and
+they wanted to keep him for a pet. But he managed to give them the
+slip; and once he was on shore, he dived into the crowd and got away.
+But he was still a long distance from Puddleby and had to come right
+across the whole breadth of England.
+
+He had a terrible time of it. Whenever he passed through a town all the
+children ran after him in a crowd, laughing; and often silly people
+caught hold of him and tried to stop him, so that he had to run up
+lamp-posts and climb to chimney-pots to escape from them. At night
+he used to sleep in ditches or barns or anywhere he could hide; and
+he lived on the berries he picked from the hedges and the cob-nuts
+that grew in the copses. At length, after many adventures and narrow
+squeaks, he saw the tower of Puddleby Church and he knew that at last
+he was near his old home.
+
+When Chee-Chee had finished his story he ate six bananas without
+stopping and drank a whole bowlful of milk.
+
+“My!” he said, “why wasn’t I born with wings, like Polynesia, so I
+could fly here? You’ve no idea how I grew to hate that hat and skirt.
+I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. All the way from Bristol
+here, if the wretched hat wasn’t falling off my head or catching in the
+trees, those beastly skirts were tripping me up and getting wound round
+everything. What on earth do women wear those things for? Goodness, I
+was glad to see old Puddleby this morning when I climbed over the hill
+by Bellaby’s farm!”
+
+“Your bed on top of the plate-rack in the scullery is all ready for
+you,” said the Doctor. “We never had it disturbed in case you might
+come back.”
+
+“Yes,” said Dab-Dab, “and you can have the old smoking-jacket of the
+Doctor’s which you used to use as a blanket, in case it is cold in the
+night.”
+
+“Thanks,” said Chee-Chee. “It’s good to be back in the old house again.
+Everything’s just the same as when I left—except the clean roller-towel
+on the back of the door there—that’s new—Well, I think I’ll go to bed
+now. I need sleep.”
+
+Then we all went out of the kitchen into the scullery and watched
+Chee-Chee climb the plate-rack like a sailor going up a mast. On the
+top, he curled himself up, pulled the old smoking-jacket over him, and
+in a minute he was snoring peacefully.
+
+“Good old Chee-Chee!” whispered the Doctor. “I’m glad he’s back.”
+
+“Yes—good old Chee-Chee!” echoed Dab-Dab and Polynesia.
+
+Then we all tip-toed out of the scullery and closed the door very
+gently behind us.
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIFTEENTH CHAPTER_
+
+I BECOME A DOCTOR’S ASSISTANT
+
+
+WHEN Thursday evening came there was great excitement at our house.
+My mother had asked me what were the Doctor’s favorite dishes, and I
+had told her: spare ribs, sliced beet-root, fried bread, shrimps and
+treacle-tart. To-night she had them all on the table waiting for him;
+and she was now fussing round the house to see if everything was tidy
+and in readiness for his coming.
+
+At last we heard a knock upon the door, and of course it was I who got
+there first to let him in.
+
+The Doctor had brought his own flute with him this time. And after
+supper was over (which he enjoyed very much) the table was cleared away
+and the washing-up left in the kitchen-sink till the next day. Then the
+Doctor and my father started playing duets.
+
+They got so interested in this that I began to be afraid that they
+would never come to talking over my business. But at last the Doctor
+said,
+
+“Your son tells me that he is anxious to become a naturalist.”
+
+And then began a long talk which lasted far into the night. At first
+both my mother and father were rather against the idea—as they had been
+from the beginning. They said it was only a boyish whim, and that I
+would get tired of it very soon. But after the matter had been talked
+over from every side, the Doctor turned to my father and said,
+
+“Well now, supposing, Mr. Stubbins, that your son came to me for two
+years—that is, until he is twelve years old. During those two years he
+will have time to see if he is going to grow tired of it or not. Also
+during that time, I will promise to teach him reading and writing and
+perhaps a little arithmetic as well. What do you say to that?”
+
+“I don’t know,” said my father, shaking his head. “You are very kind
+and it is a handsome offer you make, Doctor. But I feel that Tommy
+ought to be learning some trade by which he can earn his living later
+on.”
+
+Then my mother spoke up. Although she was nearly in tears at the
+prospect of my leaving her house while I was still so young, she
+pointed out to my father that this was a grand chance for me to get
+learning.
+
+“Now Jacob,” she said, “you know that many lads in the town have been
+to the Grammar School till they were fourteen or fifteen years old.
+Tommy can easily spare these two years for his education; and if he
+learns no more than to read and write, the time will not be lost.
+Though goodness knows,” she added, getting out her handkerchief to cry,
+“the house will seem terribly empty when he’s gone.”
+
+“I will take care that he comes to see you, Mrs. Stubbins,” said the
+Doctor—“every day, if you like. After all, he will not be very far
+away.”
+
+Well, at length my father gave in; and it was agreed that I was to live
+with the Doctor and work for him for two years in exchange for learning
+to read and write and for my board and lodging.
+
+“Of course,” added the Doctor, “while I have money I will keep Tommy in
+clothes as well. But money is a very irregular thing with me; sometimes
+I have some, and then sometimes I haven’t.”
+
+“You are very good, Doctor,” said my mother, drying her tears. “It
+seems to me that Tommy is a very fortunate boy.”
+
+And then, thoughtless, selfish little imp that I was, I leaned over and
+whispered in the Doctor’s ear,
+
+“Please don’t forget to say something about the voyages.”
+
+“Oh, by the way,” said John Dolittle, “of course occasionally my work
+requires me to travel. You will have no objection, I take it, to your
+son’s coming with me?”
+
+My poor mother looked up sharply, more unhappy and anxious than ever
+at this new turn; while I stood behind the Doctor’s chair, my heart
+thumping with excitement, waiting for my father’s answer.
+
+“No,” he said slowly after a while. “If we agree to the other
+arrangement I don’t see that we’ve the right to make any objection to
+that.”
+
+Well, there surely was never a happier boy in the world than I was at
+that moment. My head was in the clouds. I trod on air. I could scarcely
+keep from dancing round the parlor. At last the dream of my life was to
+come true! At last I was to be given a chance to seek my fortune, to
+have adventures! For I knew perfectly well that it was now almost time
+for the Doctor to start upon another voyage. Polynesia had told me that
+he hardly ever stayed at home for more than six months at a stretch.
+Therefore he would be surely going again within a fortnight. And I—I,
+Tommy Stubbins, would go with him! Just to think of it!—to cross the
+Sea, to walk on foreign shores, to roam the World!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PART TWO
+
+_THE FIRST CHAPTER_
+
+THE CREW OF “THE CURLEW”
+
+
+FROM that time on of course my position in the town was very different.
+I was no longer a poor cobbler’s son. I carried my nose in the air as
+I went down the High Street with Jip in his gold collar at my side;
+and snobbish little boys who had despised me before because I was not
+rich enough to go to school now pointed me out to their friends and
+whispered, “You see him? He’s a doctor’s assistant—and only ten years
+old!”
+
+But their eyes would have opened still wider with wonder if they had
+but known that I and the dog that was with me could talk to one another.
+
+Two days after the Doctor had been to our house to dinner he told me
+very sadly that he was afraid that he would have to give up trying to
+learn the language of the shellfish—at all events for the present.
+
+“I’m very discouraged, Stubbins, very. I’ve tried the mussels and
+the clams, the oysters and the whelks, cockles and scallops; seven
+different kinds of crabs and all the lobster family. I think I’ll
+leave it for the present and go at it again later on.”
+
+“What will you turn to now?” I asked.
+
+“Well, I rather thought of going on a voyage, Stubbins. It’s quite
+a time now since I’ve been away. And there is a great deal of work
+waiting for me abroad.”
+
+“When shall we start?” I asked.
+
+“Well, first I shall have to wait till the Purple Bird-of-Paradise gets
+here. I must see if she has any message for me from Long Arrow. She’s
+late. She should have been here ten days ago. I hope to goodness she’s
+all right.”
+
+“Well, hadn’t we better be seeing about getting a boat?” I said. “She
+is sure to be here in a day or so; and there will be lots of things to
+do to get ready in the mean time, won’t there?”
+
+“Yes, indeed,” said the Doctor. “Suppose we go down and see your friend
+Joe, the mussel-man. He will know about boats.”
+
+“I’d like to come too,” said Jip.
+
+“All right, come along,” said the Doctor, and off we went.
+
+Joe said yes, he had a boat—one he had just bought—but it needed three
+people to sail her. We told him we would like to see it anyway.
+
+So the mussel-man took us off a little way down the river and showed
+us the neatest, prettiest, little vessel that ever was built. She was
+called _The Curlew_. Joe said he would sell her to us cheap. But the
+trouble was that the boat needed three people, while we were only two.
+
+“Of course I shall be taking Chee-Chee,” said the Doctor. “But although
+he is very quick and clever, he is not as strong as a man. We really
+ought to have another person to sail a boat as big as that.”
+
+“I know of a good sailor, Doctor,” said Joe—“a first-class seaman who
+would be glad of the job.”
+
+“No, thank you, Joe,” said Doctor Dolittle. “I don’t want any seamen.
+I couldn’t afford to hire them. And then they hamper me so, seamen do,
+when I’m at sea. They’re always wanting to do things the proper way;
+and I like to do them _my_ way—Now let me see: who could we take with
+us?”
+
+“There’s Matthew Mugg, the cat’s-meat-man,” I said.
+
+“No, he wouldn’t do. Matthew’s a very nice fellow, but he talks too
+much—mostly about his rheumatism. You have to be frightfully particular
+whom you take with you on long voyages.”
+
+“How about Luke the Hermit?” I asked.
+
+“That’s a good idea—splendid—if he’ll come. Let’s go and ask him right
+away.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE SECOND CHAPTER_
+
+LUKE THE HERMIT
+
+
+THE Hermit was an old friend of ours, as I have already told you. He
+was a very peculiar person. Far out on the marshes he lived in a little
+bit of a shack—all alone except for his brindle bulldog. No one knew
+where he came from—not even his name. Just “Luke the Hermit” folks
+called him. He never came into the town; never seemed to want to see
+or talk to people. His dog, Bob, drove them away if they came near his
+hut. When you asked anyone in Puddleby who he was or why he lived out
+in that lonely place by himself, the only answer you got was, “Oh, Luke
+the Hermit? Well, there’s some mystery about him. Nobody knows what it
+is. But there’s a mystery. Don’t go near him. He’ll set the dog on you.”
+
+Nevertheless there were two people who often went out to that little
+shack on the fens: the Doctor and myself. And Bob, the bulldog, never
+barked when he heard us coming. For we liked Luke; and Luke liked us.
+
+This afternoon, crossing the marshes we faced a cold wind blowing from
+the East. As we approached the hut Jip put up his ears and said,
+
+“That’s funny!”
+
+“What’s funny?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“That Bob hasn’t come out to meet us. He should have heard us long
+ago—or smelt us. What’s that queer noise?”
+
+“Sounds to me like a gate creaking,” said the Doctor. “Maybe it’s
+Luke’s door, only we can’t see the door from here; it’s on the far side
+of the shack.”
+
+“I hope Bob isn’t sick,” said Jip; and he let out a bark to see if that
+would call him. But the only answer he got was the wailing of the wind
+across the wide, salt fen.
+
+We hurried forward, all three of us thinking hard.
+
+When we reached the front of the shack we found the door open, swinging
+and creaking dismally in the wind. We looked inside. There was no one
+there.
+
+“Isn’t Luke at home then?” said I. “Perhaps he’s out for a walk.”
+
+“He is _always_ at home,” said the Doctor frowning in a peculiar sort
+of way. “And even if he were out for a walk he wouldn’t leave his
+door banging in the wind behind him. There is something queer about
+this—What are you doing in there, Jip?”
+
+“Nothing much—nothing worth speaking of,” said Jip examining the floor
+of the hut extremely carefully.
+
+“Come here, Jip,” said the Doctor in a stern voice. “You are hiding
+something from me. You see signs and you know something—or you guess
+it. What has happened? Tell me. Where is the Hermit?”
+
+“I don’t know,” said Jip looking very guilty and uncomfortable. “I
+don’t know where he is.”
+
+“Well, you know something. I can tell it from the look in your eye.
+What is it?”
+
+But Jip didn’t answer.
+
+For ten minutes the Doctor kept questioning him. But not a word would
+the dog say.
+
+“Well,” said the Doctor at last, “it is no use our standing around here
+in the cold. The Hermit’s gone. That’s all. We might as well go home to
+luncheon.”
+
+As we buttoned up our coats and started back across the marsh, Jip ran
+ahead pretending he was looking for water-rats.
+
+“He knows something all right,” whispered the Doctor. “And I think he
+knows what has happened too. It’s funny, his not wanting to tell me. He
+has never done that before—not in eleven years. He has always told me
+everything—Strange—very strange!”
+
+“Do you mean you think he knows all about the Hermit, the big mystery
+about him which folks hint at and all that?”
+
+“I shouldn’t wonder if he did,” the Doctor answered slowly. “I noticed
+something in his expression the moment we found that door open and the
+hut empty. And the way he sniffed the floor too—it told him something,
+that floor did. He saw signs we couldn’t see—I wonder why he won’t tell
+me. I’ll try him again. Here, Jip! Jip!—Where is the dog? I thought he
+went on in front.”
+
+“So did I,” I said. “He was there a moment ago. I saw him as large as
+life. Jip—Jip—Jip—JIP!”
+
+But he was gone. We called and called. We even walked back to the hut.
+But Jip had disappeared.
+
+“Oh well,” I said, “most likely he has just run home ahead of us. He
+often does that, you know. We’ll find him there when we get back to the
+house.”
+
+But the Doctor just closed his coat-collar tighter against the wind and
+strode on muttering, “Odd—very odd!”
+
+
+
+
+_THE THIRD CHAPTER_
+
+JIP AND THE SECRET
+
+
+WHEN we reached the house the first question the Doctor asked of
+Dab-Dab in the hall was,
+
+“Is Jip home yet?”
+
+“No,” said Dab-Dab, “I haven’t seen him.”
+
+“Let me know the moment he comes in, will you, please?” said the
+Doctor, hanging up his hat.
+
+“Certainly I will,” said Dab-Dab. “Don’t be long over washing your
+hands; the lunch is on the table.”
+
+Just as we were sitting down to luncheon in the kitchen we heard a
+great racket at the front door. I ran and opened it. In bounded Jip.
+
+“Doctor!” he cried, “come into the library quick. I’ve got something
+to tell you—No, Dab-Dab, the luncheon must wait. Please hurry, Doctor.
+There’s not a moment to be lost. Don’t let any of the animals come—just
+you and Tommy.”
+
+“Now,” he said, when we were inside the library and the door was
+closed, “turn the key in the lock and make sure there’s no one
+listening under the windows.”
+
+“It’s all right,” said the Doctor. “Nobody can hear you here. Now what
+is it?”
+
+“Well, Doctor,” said Jip (he was badly out of breath from running), “I
+know all about the Hermit—I have known for years. But I couldn’t tell
+you.”
+
+“Why?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“Because I’d promised not to tell any one. It was Bob, his dog, that
+told me. And I swore to him that I would keep the secret.”
+
+“Well, and are you going to tell me now?”
+
+“Yes,” said Jip, “we’ve got to save him. I followed Bob’s scent just
+now when I left you out there on the marshes. And I found him. And I
+said to him, ‘Is it all right,’ I said, ‘for me to tell the Doctor now?
+Maybe he can do something.’ And Bob says to me, ‘Yes,’ says he, ‘it’s
+all right because—’”
+
+“Oh, for Heaven’s sake, go on, go on!” cried the Doctor. “Tell us what
+the mystery is—not what you said to Bob and what Bob said to you. What
+has happened? Where _is_ the Hermit?”
+
+“He’s in Puddleby Jail,” said Jip. “He’s in prison.”
+
+“In prison!”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“What for?—What’s he done?”
+
+Jip went over to the door and smelt at the bottom of it to see if any
+one were listening outside. Then he came back to the Doctor on tiptoe
+and whispered,
+
+“_He killed a man!_”
+
+“Lord preserve us!” cried the Doctor, sitting down heavily in a chair
+and mopping his forehead with a handkerchief. “When did he do it?”
+
+“Fifteen years ago—in a Mexican gold-mine. That’s why he has been a
+hermit ever since. He shaved off his beard and kept away from people
+out there on the marshes so he wouldn’t be recognized. But last week,
+it seems these new-fangled policemen came to Town; and they heard there
+was a strange man who kept to himself all alone in a shack on the
+fen. And they got suspicious. For a long time people had been hunting
+all over the world for the man that did that killing in the Mexican
+gold-mine fifteen years ago. So these policemen went out to the shack,
+and they recognized Luke by a mole on his arm. And they took him to
+prison.”
+
+“Well, well!” murmured the Doctor. “Who would have thought it?—Luke,
+the philosopher!—Killed a man!—I can hardly believe it.”
+
+“It’s true enough—unfortunately,” said Jip. “Luke did it. But it
+wasn’t his fault. Bob says so. And he was there and saw it all. He was
+scarcely more than a puppy at the time. Bob says Luke couldn’t help it.
+He _had_ to do it.”
+
+“Where is Bob now?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“Down at the prison. I wanted him to come with me here to see you; but
+he won’t leave the prison while Luke is there. He just sits outside the
+door of the prison-cell and won’t move. He doesn’t even eat the food
+they give him. Won’t you please come down there, Doctor, and see if
+there is anything you can do? The trial is to be this afternoon at two
+o’clock. What time is it now?”
+
+“It’s ten minutes past one.”
+
+“Bob says he thinks they are going to kill Luke for a punishment if
+they can prove that he did it—or certainly keep him in prison for the
+rest of his life. Won’t you please come? Perhaps if you spoke to the
+judge and told him what a good man Luke really is they’d let him off.”
+
+“Of course I’ll come,” said the Doctor getting up and moving to go.
+“But I’m very much afraid that I shan’t be of any real help.” He turned
+at the door and hesitated thoughtfully.
+
+“And yet—I wonder—”
+
+Then he opened the door and passed out with Jip and me close at his
+heels.
+
+
+
+
+_THE FOURTH CHAPTER_
+
+BOB
+
+
+DAB-DAB was terribly upset when she found we were going away again
+without luncheon; and she made us take some cold pork-pies in our
+pockets to eat on the way.
+
+When we got to Puddleby Court-house (it was next door to the prison),
+we found a great crowd gathered around the building.
+
+This was the week of the Assizes—a business which happened every three
+months, when many pick-pockets and other bad characters were tried by
+a very grand judge who came all the way from London. And anybody in
+Puddleby who had nothing special to do used to come to the Court-house
+to hear the trials.
+
+But to-day it was different. The crowd was not made up of just a few
+idle people. It was enormous. The news had run through the countryside
+that Luke the Hermit was to be tried for killing a man and that the
+great mystery which had hung over him so long was to be cleared up
+at last. The butcher and the baker had closed their shops and taken
+a holiday. All the farmers from round-about, and all the townsfolk,
+were there with their Sunday clothes on, trying to get seats in the
+Court-house or gossipping outside in low whispers. The High Street was
+so crowded you could hardly move along it. I had never seen the quiet
+old town in such a state of excitement before. For Puddleby had not had
+such an Assizes since 1799, when Ferdinand Phipps, the Rector’s oldest
+son, had robbed the bank.
+
+If I hadn’t had the Doctor with me I am sure I would never have been
+able to make my way through the mob packed around the Court-house door.
+But I just followed behind him, hanging on to his coat-tails; and at
+last we got safely into the jail.
+
+“I want to see Luke,” said the Doctor to a very grand person in a blue
+coat with brass buttons standing at the door.
+
+“Ask at the Superintendent’s office,” said the man. “Third door on the
+left down the corridor.”
+
+“Who is that person you spoke to, Doctor?” I asked as we went along the
+passage.
+
+“He is a policeman.”
+
+“And what are policemen?”
+
+“Policemen? They are to keep people in order. They’ve just been
+invented—by Sir Robert Peel. That’s why they are also called ‘peelers’
+sometimes. It is a wonderful age we live in. They’re always thinking of
+something new—This will be the Superintendent’s office, I suppose.”
+
+[Illustration: “On the bed sat the Hermit”]
+
+From there another policeman was sent with us to show us the way.
+
+Outside the door of Luke’s cell we found Bob, the bulldog, who wagged
+his tail sadly when he saw us. The man who was guiding us took a large
+bunch of keys from his pocket and opened the door.
+
+I had never been inside a real prison-cell before; and I felt quite
+a thrill when the policeman went out and locked the door after him,
+leaving us shut in the dimly-lighted, little, stone room. Before he
+went, he said that as soon as we had done talking with our friend we
+should knock upon the door and he would come and let us out.
+
+At first I could hardly see anything, it was so dim inside. But after
+a little I made out a low bed against the wall, under a small barred
+window. On the bed, staring down at the floor between his feet, sat the
+Hermit, his head resting in his hands.
+
+“Well, Luke,” said the Doctor in a kindly voice, “they don’t give you
+much light in here, do they?”
+
+Very slowly the Hermit looked up from the floor.
+
+“Hulloa, John Dolittle. What brings you here?”
+
+“I’ve come to see you. I would have been here sooner, only I didn’t
+hear about all this till a few minutes ago. I went to your hut to ask
+you if you would join me on a voyage; and when I found it empty I had
+no idea where you could be. I am dreadfully sorry to hear about your
+bad luck. I’ve come to see if there is anything I can do.”
+
+Luke shook his head.
+
+“No, I don’t imagine there is anything can be done. They’ve caught me
+at last. That’s the end of it, I suppose.”
+
+He got up stiffly and started walking up and down the little room.
+
+“In a way I’m glad it’s over,” said he. “I never got any peace, always
+thinking they were after me—afraid to speak to anyone. They were bound
+to get me in the end—Yes, I’m glad it’s over.”
+
+Then the Doctor talked to Luke for more than half an hour, trying to
+cheer him up; while I sat around wondering what I ought to say and
+wishing I could do something.
+
+At last the Doctor said he wanted to see Bob; and we knocked upon the
+door and were let out by the policeman.
+
+“Bob,” said the Doctor to the big bulldog in the passage, “come out
+with me into the porch. I want to ask you something.”
+
+“How is he, Doctor?” asked Bob as we walked down the corridor into the
+Court-house porch.
+
+“Oh, Luke’s all right. Very miserable of course, but he’s all right.
+Now tell me, Bob: you saw this business happen, didn’t you? You were
+there when the man was killed, eh?”
+
+“I was, Doctor,” said Bob, “and I tell you—”
+
+“All right,” the Doctor interrupted, “that’s all I want to know for the
+present. There isn’t time to tell me more now. The trial is just going
+to begin. There are the judge and the lawyers coming up the steps. Now
+listen, Bob: I want you to stay with me when I go into the court-room.
+And whatever I tell you to do, do it. Do you understand? Don’t make
+any scenes. Don’t bite anybody, no matter what they may say about
+Luke. Just behave perfectly quietly and answer any question I may ask
+you—truthfully. Do you understand?”
+
+“Very well. But do you think you will be able to get him off, Doctor?”
+asked Bob. “He’s a good man, Doctor. He really is. There never was a
+better.”
+
+“We’ll see, we’ll see, Bob. It’s a new thing I’m going to try. I’m not
+sure the judge will allow it. But—well, we’ll see. It’s time to go
+into the court-room now. Don’t forget what I told you. Remember: for
+Heaven’s sake don’t start biting any one or you’ll get us all put out
+and spoil everything.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIFTH CHAPTER_
+
+MENDOZA
+
+
+INSIDE the court-room everything was very solemn and wonderful. It was
+a high, big room. Raised above the floor, against the wall was the
+Judge’s desk; and here the judge was already sitting—an old, handsome
+man in a marvelous big wig of gray hair and a gown of black. Below him
+was another wide, long desk at which lawyers in white wigs sat. The
+whole thing reminded me of a mixture between a church and a school.
+
+“Those twelve men at the side,” whispered the Doctor—“those in pews
+like a choir, they are what is called the jury. It is they who decide
+whether Luke is guilty—whether he did it or not.”
+
+“And look!” I said, “there’s Luke himself in a sort of pulpit-thing
+with policemen each side of him. And there’s another pulpit, the same
+kind, the other side of the room, see—only that one’s empty.”
+
+“That one is called the witness-box,” said the Doctor. “Now I’m going
+down to speak to one of those men in white wigs; and I want you to wait
+here and keep these two seats for us. Bob will stay with you. Keep an
+eye on him—better hold on to his collar. I shan’t be more than a minute
+or so.”
+
+With that the Doctor disappeared into the crowd which filled the main
+part of the room.
+
+Then I saw the judge take up a funny little wooden hammer and knock on
+his desk with it. This, it seemed, was to make people keep quiet, for
+immediately every one stopped buzzing and talking and began to listen
+very respectfully. Then another man in a black gown stood up and began
+reading from a paper in his hand.
+
+He mumbled away exactly as though he were saying his prayers and didn’t
+want any one to understand what language they were in. But I managed to
+catch a few words:
+
+“_Biz—biz—biz—biz—biz_—otherwise known as Luke the
+Hermit, of—_biz—biz—biz—biz_—for killing his partner
+with—_biz—biz—biz_—otherwise known as Bluebeard Bill on the night
+of the—_biz—biz—biz_—in the _biz—biz—biz_—of Mexico. Therefore Her
+Majesty’s—_biz—biz—biz_—”
+
+At this moment I felt some one take hold of my arm from the back, and
+turning round I found the Doctor had returned with one of the men in
+white wigs.
+
+“Stubbins, this is Mr. Percy Jenkyns,” said the Doctor. “He is Luke’s
+lawyer. It is his business to get Luke off—if he can.”
+
+Mr. Jenkyns seemed to be an extremely young man with a round smooth
+face like a boy. He shook hands with me and then immediately turned and
+went on talking with the Doctor.
+
+“Oh, I think it is a perfectly precious idea,” he was saying. “Of
+_course_ the dog must be admitted as a witness; he was the only one
+who saw the thing take place. I’m awfully glad you came. I wouldn’t
+have missed this for anything. My hat! Won’t it make the old court sit
+up? They’re always frightfully dull, these Assizes. But this will stir
+things. A bulldog witness for the defense! I do hope there are plenty
+of reporters present—Yes, there’s one making a sketch of the prisoner.
+I shall become known after this—And won’t Conkey be pleased? My hat!”
+
+He put his hand over his mouth to smother a laugh and his eyes fairly
+sparkled with mischief.
+
+“Who is Conkey?” I asked the Doctor.
+
+“Sh! He is speaking of the judge up there, the Honorable Eustace
+Beauchamp Conckley.”
+
+“Now,” said Mr. Jenkyns, bringing out a note-book, “tell me a little
+more about yourself, Doctor. You took your degree as Doctor of Medicine
+at Durham, I think you said. And the name of your last book was?”
+
+I could not hear any more for they talked in whispers; and I fell to
+looking round the court again.
+
+Of course I could not understand everything that was going on, though
+it was all very interesting. People kept getting up in the place the
+Doctor called the witness-box, and the lawyers at the long table asked
+them questions about “the night of the 29th.” Then the people would get
+down again and somebody else would get up and be questioned.
+
+One of the lawyers (who, the Doctor told me afterwards, was called the
+Prosecutor) seemed to be doing his best to get the Hermit into trouble
+by asking questions which made it look as though he had always been a
+very bad man. He was a nasty lawyer, this Prosecutor, with a long nose.
+
+Most of the time I could hardly keep my eyes off poor Luke, who sat
+there between his two policemen, staring at the floor as though he
+weren’t interested. The only time I saw him take any notice at all was
+when a small dark man with wicked, little, watery eyes got up into the
+witness-box. I heard Bob snarl under my chair as this person came into
+the court-room and Luke’s eyes just blazed with anger and contempt.
+
+This man said his name was Mendoza and that he was the one who had
+guided the Mexican police to the mine after Bluebeard Bill had been
+killed. And at every word he said I could hear Bob down below me
+muttering between his teeth,
+
+“It’s a lie! It’s a lie! I’ll chew his face. It’s a lie!”
+
+And both the Doctor and I had hard work keeping the dog under the seat.
+
+Then I noticed that our Mr. Jenkyns had disappeared from the Doctor’s
+side. But presently I saw him stand up at the long table to speak to
+the judge.
+
+“Your Honor,” said he, “I wish to introduce a new witness for the
+defense, Doctor John Dolittle, the naturalist. Will you please step
+into the witness-stand, Doctor?”
+
+There was a buzz of excitement as the Doctor made his way across the
+crowded room; and I noticed the nasty lawyer with the long nose lean
+down and whisper something to a friend, smiling in an ugly way which
+made me want to pinch him.
+
+Then Mr. Jenkyns asked the Doctor a whole lot of questions about
+himself and made him answer in a loud voice so the whole court could
+hear. He finished up by saying,
+
+“And you are prepared to swear, Doctor Dolittle, that you understand
+the language of dogs and can make them understand you. Is that so?”
+
+“Yes,” said the Doctor, “that is so.”
+
+“And what, might I ask,” put in the judge in a very quiet, dignified
+voice, “has all this to do with the killing of er—er—Bluebeard Bill?”
+
+“This, Your Honor,” said Mr. Jenkyns, talking in a very grand manner as
+though he were on a stage in a theatre: “there is in this court-room
+at the present moment a bulldog, who was the only living thing that
+saw the man killed. With the Court’s permission I propose to put that
+dog in the witness-stand and have him questioned before you by the
+eminent scientist, Doctor John Dolittle.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE SIXTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE JUDGE’S DOG
+
+
+AT first there was a dead silence in the Court. Then everybody began
+whispering or giggling at the same time, till the whole room sounded
+like a great hive of bees. Many people seemed to be shocked; most of
+them were amused; and a few were angry.
+
+Presently up sprang the nasty lawyer with the long nose.
+
+“I protest, Your Honor,” he cried, waving his arms wildly to the judge.
+“I object. The dignity of this court is in peril. I protest.”
+
+“I am the one to take care of the dignity of this court,” said the
+judge.
+
+Then Mr. Jenkyns got up again. (If it hadn’t been such a serious
+matter, it was almost like a Punch-and-Judy show: somebody was always
+popping down and somebody else popping up).
+
+“If there is any doubt on the score of our being able to do as we say,
+Your Honor will have no objection, I trust, to the Doctor’s giving the
+Court a demonstration of his powers—of showing that he actually can
+understand the speech of animals?”
+
+I thought I saw a twinkle of amusement come into the old judge’s eyes
+as he sat considering a moment before he answered.
+
+“No,” he said at last, “I don’t think so.” Then he turned to the Doctor.
+
+“Are you quite sure you can do this?” he asked.
+
+“Quite, Your Honor,” said the Doctor—“quite sure.”
+
+“Very well then,” said the judge. “If you can satisfy us that you
+really are able to understand canine testimony, the dog shall be
+admitted as a witness. I do not see, in that case, how I could object
+to his being heard. But I warn you that if you are trying to make a
+laughing-stock of this Court it will go hard with you.”
+
+“I protest, I protest!” yelled the long-nosed Prosecutor. “This is a
+scandal, an outrage to the Bar!”
+
+“Sit down!” said the judge in a very stern voice.
+
+“What animal does Your Honor wish me to talk with?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“I would like you to talk to my own dog,” said the judge. “He is
+outside in the cloak-room. I will have him brought in; and then we
+shall see what you can do.”
+
+Then someone went out and fetched the judge’s dog, a lovely great
+Russian wolf-hound with slender legs and a shaggy coat. He was a proud
+and beautiful creature.
+
+“Now, Doctor,” said the judge, “did you ever see this dog
+before?—Remember you are in the witness-stand and under oath.”
+
+“No, Your Honor, I never saw him before.”
+
+“Very well then, will you please ask him to tell you what I had for
+supper last night? He was with me and watched me while I ate.”
+
+Then the Doctor and the dog started talking to one another in signs and
+sounds; and they kept at it for quite a long time. And the Doctor began
+to giggle and get so interested that he seemed to forget all about the
+Court and the judge and everything else.
+
+“What a time he takes!” I heard a fat woman in front of me whispering.
+“He’s only pretending. Of course he can’t do it! Who ever heard of
+talking to a dog? He must think we’re children.”
+
+“Haven’t you finished yet?” the judge asked the Doctor. “It shouldn’t
+take that long just to ask what I had for supper.”
+
+“Oh no, Your Honor,” said the Doctor. “The dog told me that long ago.
+But then he went on to tell me what you did after supper.”
+
+“Never mind that,” said the judge. “Tell me what answer he gave you to
+my question.”
+
+“He says you had a mutton-chop, two baked potatoes, a pickled walnut
+and a glass of ale.”
+
+The Honorable Eustace Beauchamp Conckley went white to the lips.
+
+“Sounds like witchcraft,” he muttered. “I never dreamed—”
+
+“And after your supper,” the Doctor went on, “he says you went to see a
+prize-fight and then sat up playing cards for money till twelve o’clock
+and came home singing, ‘We won’t get—’”
+
+“That will do,” the judge interrupted, “I am satisfied you can do as
+you say. The prisoner’s dog shall be admitted as a witness.”
+
+“I protest, I object!” screamed the Prosecutor. “Your Honor, this is—”
+
+“Sit down!” roared the judge. “I say the dog shall be heard. That ends
+the matter. Put the witness in the stand.”
+
+And then for the first time in the solemn history of England a dog was
+put in the witness-stand of Her Majesty’s Court of Assizes. And it
+was I, Tommy Stubbins (when the Doctor made a sign to me across the
+room) who proudly led Bob up the aisle, through the astonished crowd,
+past the frowning, spluttering, long-nosed Prosecutor, and made him
+comfortable on a high chair in the witness-box; from where the old
+bulldog sat scowling down over the rail upon the amazed and gaping
+jury.
+
+[Illustration: “Sat scowling down upon the amazed and gaping jury”]
+
+
+
+
+_THE SEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE END OF THE MYSTERY
+
+
+THE trial went swiftly forward after that. Mr. Jenkyns told the Doctor
+to ask Bob what he saw on the “night of the 29th;” and when Bob had
+told all he knew and the Doctor had turned it into English for the
+judge and the jury, this was what he had to say:
+
+“On the night of the 29th of November, 1824, I was with my master, Luke
+Fitzjohn (otherwise known as Luke the Hermit) and his two partners,
+Manuel Mendoza and William Boggs (otherwise known as Bluebeard Bill)
+on their gold-mine in Mexico. For a long time these three men had been
+hunting for gold; and they had dug a deep hole in the ground. On the
+morning of the 29th gold was discovered, lots of it, at the bottom of
+this hole. And all three, my master and his two partners, were very
+happy about it because now they would be rich. But Manuel Mendoza asked
+Bluebeard Bill to go for a walk with him. These two men I had always
+suspected of being bad. So when I noticed that they left my master
+behind, I followed them secretly to see what they were up to. And in a
+deep cave in the mountains I heard them arrange together to kill Luke
+the Hermit so that they should get all the gold and he have none.”
+
+At this point the judge asked, “Where is the witness Mendoza?
+Constable, see that he does not leave the court.”
+
+But the wicked little man with the watery eyes had already sneaked out
+when no one was looking and he was never seen in Puddleby again.
+
+“Then,” Bob’s statement went on, “I went to my master and tried very
+hard to make him understand that his partners were dangerous men. But
+it was no use. He did not understand dog language. So I did the next
+best thing: I never let him out of my sight but stayed with him every
+moment of the day and night.
+
+“Now the hole that they had made was so deep that to get down and up
+it you had to go in a big bucket tied on the end of a rope; and the
+three men used to haul one another up and let one another down the mine
+in this way. That was how the gold was brought up too—in the bucket.
+Well, about seven o’clock in the evening my master was standing at the
+top of the mine, hauling up Bluebeard Bill who was in the bucket. Just
+as he had got Bill halfway up I saw Mendoza come out of the hut where
+we all lived. Mendoza thought that Bill was away buying groceries. But
+he wasn’t: he was in the bucket. And when Mendoza saw Luke hauling and
+straining on the rope he thought he was pulling up a bucketful of
+gold. So he drew a pistol from his pocket and came sneaking up behind
+Luke to shoot him.
+
+“I barked and barked to warn my master of the danger he was in; but he
+was so busy hauling up Bill (who was a heavy fat man) that he took no
+notice of me. I saw that if I didn’t do something quick he would surely
+be shot. So I did a thing I’ve never done before: suddenly and savagely
+I bit my master in the leg from behind. Luke was so hurt and startled
+that he did just what I wanted him to do: he let go the rope with both
+hands at once and turned round. And then, _Crash!_ down went Bill in
+his bucket to the bottom of the mine and he was killed.
+
+“While my master was busy scolding me Mendoza put his pistol in his
+pocket, came up with a smile on his face and looked down the mine.
+
+“‘Why, Good Gracious!’ said he to Luke, ‘You’ve killed Bluebeard Bill.
+I must go and tell the police’—hoping, you see, to get the whole mine
+to himself when Luke should be put in prison. Then he jumped on his
+horse and galloped away.
+
+“And soon my master grew afraid; for he saw that if Mendoza only told
+enough lies to the police, it _would_ look as though he had killed Bill
+on purpose. So while Mendoza was gone he and I stole away together
+secretly and came to England. Here he shaved off his beard and became a
+hermit. And ever since, for fifteen years, we’ve remained in hiding.
+This is all I have to say. And I swear it is the truth, every word.”
+
+When the Doctor finished reading Bob’s long speech the excitement among
+the twelve men of the jury was positively terrific. One, a very old
+man with white hair, began to weep in a loud voice at the thought of
+poor Luke hiding on the fen for fifteen years for something he couldn’t
+help. And all the others set to whispering and nodding their heads to
+one another.
+
+In the middle of all this up got that horrible Prosecutor again, waving
+his arms more wildly than ever.
+
+“Your Honor,” he cried, “I must object to this evidence as biased.
+Of course the dog would not tell the truth against his own master. I
+object. I protest.”
+
+“Very well,” said the judge, “you are at liberty to cross-examine. It
+is your duty as Prosecutor to prove his evidence untrue. There is the
+dog: question him, if you do not believe what he says.”
+
+I thought the long-nosed lawyer would have a fit. He looked first at
+the dog, then at the Doctor, then at the judge, then back at the dog
+scowling from the witness-box. He opened his mouth to say something;
+but no words came. He waved his arms some more. His face got redder
+and redder. At last, clutching his forehead, he sank weakly into his
+seat and had to be helped out of the court-room by two friends. As he
+was half carried through the door he was still feebly murmuring, “I
+protest—I object—I protest!”
+
+
+
+
+_THE EIGHTH CHAPTER_
+
+THREE CHEERS
+
+
+NEXT the judge made a very long speech to the jury; and when it was
+over all the twelve jurymen got up and went out into the next room. And
+at that point the Doctor came back, leading Bob, to the seat beside me.
+
+“What have the jurymen gone out for?” I asked.
+
+“They always do that at the end of a trial—to make up their minds
+whether the prisoner did it or not.”
+
+“Couldn’t you and Bob go in with them and help them make up their minds
+the right way?” I asked.
+
+“No, that’s not allowed. They have to talk it over in secret. Sometimes
+it takes—My Gracious, look, they’re coming back already! They didn’t
+spend long over it.”
+
+Everybody kept quite still while the twelve men came tramping back
+into their places in the pews. Then one of them, the leader—a little
+man—stood up and turned to the judge. Every one was holding his breath,
+especially the Doctor and myself, to see what he was going to say. You
+could have heard a pin drop while the whole court-room, the whole of
+Puddleby in fact, waited with craning necks and straining ears to hear
+the weighty words.
+
+“Your Honor,” said the little man, “the jury returns a verdict of _Not
+Guilty_.”
+
+“What’s that mean?” I asked, turning to the Doctor.
+
+But I found Doctor John Dolittle, the famous naturalist, standing on
+top of a chair, dancing about on one leg like a schoolboy.
+
+“It means he’s free!” he cried, “Luke is free!”
+
+“Then he’ll be able to come on the voyage with us, won’t he?”
+
+But I could not hear his answer; for the whole court-room seemed to
+be jumping up on chairs like the Doctor. The crowd had suddenly gone
+crazy. All the people were laughing and calling and waving to Luke to
+show him how glad they were that he was free. The noise was deafening.
+
+Then it stopped. All was quiet again; and the people stood up
+respectfully while the judge left the Court. For the trial of Luke the
+Hermit, that famous trial which to this day they are still talking of
+in Puddleby, was over.
+
+In the hush while the judge was leaving, a sudden shriek rang out, and
+there, in the doorway stood a woman, her arms out-stretched to the
+Hermit.
+
+“Luke!” she cried, “I’ve found you at last!”
+
+“It’s his wife,” the fat woman in front of me whispered. “She ain’t
+seen ’im in fifteen years, poor dear! What a lovely re-union. I’m glad
+I came. I wouldn’t have missed this for anything!”
+
+As soon as the judge had gone the noise broke out again; and now the
+folks gathered round Luke and his wife and shook them by the hand and
+congratulated them and laughed over them and cried over them.
+
+“Come along, Stubbins,” said the Doctor, taking me by the arm, “let’s
+get out of this while we can.”
+
+“But aren’t you going to speak to Luke?” I said—“to ask him if he’ll
+come on the voyage?”
+
+“It wouldn’t be a bit of use,” said the Doctor. “His wife’s come for
+him. No man stands any chance of going on a voyage when his wife hasn’t
+seen him in fifteen years. Come along. Let’s get home to tea. We didn’t
+have any lunch, remember. And we’ve earned something to eat. We’ll have
+one of those mixed meals, lunch and tea combined—with watercress and
+ham. Nice change. Come along.”
+
+Just as we were going to step out at a side door I heard the crowd
+shouting,
+
+“The Doctor! The Doctor! Where’s the Doctor? The Hermit would have
+hanged if it hadn’t been for the Doctor. Speech! Speech!—The Doctor!”
+
+And a man came running up to us and said,
+
+“The people are calling for you, Sir.”
+
+“I’m very sorry,” said the Doctor, “but I’m in a hurry.”
+
+“The crowd won’t be denied, Sir,” said the man. “They want you to make
+a speech in the market-place.”
+
+“Beg them to excuse me,” said the Doctor—“with my compliments. I have
+an appointment at my house—a very important one which I may not break.
+Tell Luke to make a speech. Come along, Stubbins, this way.”
+
+“Oh Lord!” he muttered as we got out into the open air and found
+another crowd waiting for him at the side door. “Let’s go up that
+alleyway—to the left. Quick!—Run!”
+
+We took to our heels, darted through a couple of side streets and just
+managed to get away from the crowd.
+
+It was not till we had gained the Oxenthorpe Road that we dared to
+slow down to a walk and take our breath. And even when we reached the
+Doctor’s gate and turned to look backwards towards the town, the faint
+murmur of many voices still reached us on the evening wind.
+
+“They’re still clamoring for you,” I said. “Listen!”
+
+The murmur suddenly swelled up into a low distant roar; and although it
+was a mile and half away you could distinctly hear the words,
+
+“Three cheers for Luke the Hermit: Hooray!—Three cheers for his dog:
+Hooray!—Three cheers for his wife: Hooray!—Three cheers for the Doctor:
+Hooray! Hooray! HOO-R-A-Y!”
+
+
+
+
+_THE NINTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE PURPLE BIRD-OF-PARADISE
+
+
+POLYNESIA was waiting for us in the front porch. She looked full of
+some important news.
+
+“Doctor,” said she, “the Purple Bird-of-Paradise has arrived!”
+
+“At last!” said the Doctor. “I had begun to fear some accident had
+befallen her. And how is Miranda?”
+
+From the excited way in which the Doctor fumbled his key into the lock
+I guessed that we were not going to get our tea right away, even now.
+
+“Oh, she seemed all right when she arrived,” said Polynesia—“tired from
+her long journey of course but otherwise all right. But what _do_ you
+think? That mischief-making sparrow, Cheapside, insulted her as soon
+as she came into the garden. When I arrived on the scene she was in
+tears and was all for turning round and going straight back to Brazil
+to-night. I had the hardest work persuading her to wait till you came.
+She’s in the study. I shut Cheapside in one of your book-cases and told
+him I’d tell you exactly what had happened the moment you got home.”
+
+The Doctor frowned, then walked silently and quickly to the study.
+
+Here we found the candles lit; for the daylight was nearly gone.
+Dab-Dab was standing on the floor mounting guard over one of the
+glass-fronted book-cases in which Cheapside had been imprisoned. The
+noisy little sparrow was still fluttering angrily behind the glass when
+we came in.
+
+In the centre of the big table, perched on the ink-stand, stood the
+most beautiful bird I have ever seen. She had a deep violet-colored
+breast, scarlet wings and a long, long sweeping tail of gold. She was
+unimaginably beautiful but looked dreadfully tired. Already she had her
+head under her wing; and she swayed gently from side to side on top of
+the ink-stand like a bird that has flown long and far.
+
+“Sh!” said Dab-Dab. “Miranda is asleep. I’ve got this little imp
+Cheapside in here. Listen, Doctor: for Heaven’s sake send that sparrow
+away before he does any more mischief. He’s nothing but a vulgar little
+nuisance. We’ve had a perfectly awful time trying to get Miranda to
+stay. Shall I serve your tea in here, or will you come into the kitchen
+when you’re ready?”
+
+“We’ll come into the kitchen, Dab-Dab,” said the Doctor. “Let Cheapside
+out before you go, please.”
+
+Dab-Dab opened the bookcase-door and Cheapside strutted out trying hard
+not to look guilty.
+
+“Cheapside,” said the Doctor sternly, “what did you say to Miranda when
+she arrived?”
+
+“I didn’t say nothing, Doc, straight I didn’t. That is, nothing much. I
+was picking up crumbs off the gravel path when she comes swanking into
+the garden, turning up her nose in all directions, as though she owned
+the earth—just because she’s got a lot of colored plumage. A London
+sparrow’s as good as her any day. I don’t hold by these gawdy bedizened
+foreigners nohow. Why don’t they stay in their own country?”
+
+“But what did you say to her that got her so offended?”
+
+“All I said was, ‘You don’t belong in an English garden; you ought to
+be in a milliner’s window.’ That’s all.”
+
+“You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Cheapside. Don’t you realize that
+this bird has come thousands of miles to see me—only to be insulted by
+your impertinent tongue as soon as she reaches my garden? What do you
+mean by it?—If she had gone away again before I got back to-night I
+would never have forgiven you—Leave the room.”
+
+Sheepishly, but still trying to look as though he didn’t care,
+Cheapside hopped out into the passage and Dab-Dab closed the door.
+
+The Doctor went up to the beautiful bird on the ink-stand and gently
+stroked its back. Instantly its head popped out from under its wing.
+
+
+
+
+_THE TENTH CHAPTER_
+
+LONG ARROW, THE SON OF GOLDEN ARROW
+
+
+“WELL, Miranda,” said the Doctor. “I’m terribly sorry this has
+happened. But you mustn’t mind Cheapside; he doesn’t know any better.
+He’s a city bird; and all his life he has had to squabble for a living.
+You must make allowances. He doesn’t know any better.”
+
+Miranda stretched her gorgeous wings wearily. Now that I saw her awake
+and moving I noticed what a superior, well-bred manner she had. There
+were tears in her eyes and her beak was trembling.
+
+“I wouldn’t have minded so much,” she said in a high silvery voice,
+“if I hadn’t been so dreadfully worn out—That and something else,” she
+added beneath her breath.
+
+“Did you have a hard time getting here?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“The worst passage I ever made,” said Miranda. “The weather—Well there.
+What’s the use? I’m here anyway.”
+
+“Tell me,” said the Doctor as though he had been impatiently waiting to
+say something for a long time: “what did Long Arrow say when you gave
+him my message?”
+
+The Purple Bird-of-Paradise hung her head.
+
+“That’s the worst part of it,” she said. “I might almost as well have
+not come at all. I wasn’t able to deliver your message. I couldn’t find
+him. _Long Arrow, the son of Golden Arrow, has disappeared!_”
+
+“Disappeared!” cried the Doctor. “Why, what’s become of him?”
+
+“Nobody knows,” Miranda answered. “He had often disappeared before, as
+I have told you—so that the Indians didn’t know where he was. But it’s
+a mighty hard thing to hide away from the birds. I had always been able
+to find some owl or martin who could tell me where he was—if I wanted
+to know. But not this time. That’s why I’m nearly a fortnight late in
+coming to you: I kept hunting and hunting, asking everywhere. I went
+over the whole length and breadth of South America. But there wasn’t a
+living thing could tell me where he was.”
+
+There was a sad silence in the room after she had finished; the Doctor
+was frowning in a peculiar sort of way and Polynesia scratched her head.
+
+“Did you ask the black parrots?” asked Polynesia. “They usually know
+everything.”
+
+“Certainly I did,” said Miranda. “And I was so upset at not being
+able to find out anything, that I forgot all about observing the
+weather-signs before I started my flight here. I didn’t even bother to
+break my journey at the Azores, but cut right across, making for the
+Straits of Gibraltar—as though it were June or July. And of course I
+ran into a perfectly frightful storm in mid-Atlantic. I really thought
+I’d never come through it. Luckily I found a piece of a wrecked vessel
+floating in the sea after the storm had partly died down; and I roosted
+on it and took some sleep. If I hadn’t been able to take that rest I
+wouldn’t be here to tell the tale.”
+
+“Poor Miranda! What a time you must have had!” said the Doctor. “But
+tell me, were you able to find out whereabouts Long Arrow was last
+seen?”
+
+“Yes. A young albatross told me he had seen him on Spidermonkey Island?”
+
+“Spidermonkey Island? That’s somewhere off the coast of Brazil, isn’t
+it?”
+
+“Yes, that’s it. Of course I flew there right away and asked every bird
+on the island—and it is a big island, a hundred miles long. It seems
+that Long Arrow was visiting some peculiar Indians that live there;
+and that when last seen he was going up into the mountains looking for
+rare medicine-plants. I got that from a tame hawk, a pet, which the
+Chief of the Indians keeps for hunting partridges with. I nearly got
+caught and put in a cage for my pains too. That’s the worst of having
+beautiful feathers: it’s as much as your life is worth to go near most
+humans—They say, ‘oh how pretty!’ and shoot an arrow or a bullet into
+you. You and Long Arrow were the only two men that I would ever trust
+myself near—out of all the people in the world.”
+
+“But was he never known to have returned from the mountains?”
+
+“No. That was the last that was seen or heard of him. I questioned the
+sea-birds around the shores to find out if he had left the island in a
+canoe. But they could tell me nothing.”
+
+“Do you think that some accident has happened to him?” asked the Doctor
+in a fearful voice.
+
+“I’m afraid it must have,” said Miranda shaking her head.
+
+“Well,” said John Dolittle slowly, “if I could never meet Long Arrow
+face to face it would be the greatest disappointment in my whole
+life. Not only that, but it would be a great loss to the knowledge of
+the human race. For, from what you have told me of him, he knew more
+natural science than all the rest of us put together; and if he has
+gone without any one to write it down for him, so the world may be the
+better for it, it would be a terrible thing. But you don’t really
+think that he is dead, do you?”
+
+[Illustration: “‘What else can I think?’”]
+
+“What else can I think?” asked Miranda, bursting into tears, “when for
+six whole months he has not been seen by flesh, fish or fowl.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE ELEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+BLIND TRAVEL
+
+
+THIS news about Long Arrow made us all very sad. And I could see from
+the silent dreamy way the Doctor took his tea that he was dreadfully
+upset. Every once in a while he would stop eating altogether and sit
+staring at the spots on the kitchen table-cloth as though his thoughts
+were far away; till Dab-Dab, who was watching to see that he got a good
+meal, would cough or rattle the pots in the sink.
+
+I did my best to cheer him up by reminding him of all he had done for
+Luke and his wife that afternoon. And when that didn’t seem to work, I
+went on talking about our preparations for the voyage.
+
+“But you see, Stubbins,” said he as we rose from the table and Dab-Dab
+and Chee-Chee began to clear away, “I don’t know where to go now. I
+feel sort of lost since Miranda brought me this news. On this voyage I
+had planned going to see Long Arrow. I had been looking forward to it
+for a whole year. I felt he might help me in learning the language of
+the shellfish—and perhaps in finding some way of getting to the bottom
+of the sea. But now?—He’s gone! And all his great knowledge has gone
+with him.”
+
+Then he seemed to fall a-dreaming again.
+
+“Just to think of it!” he murmured. “Long Arrow and I, two
+students—Although I’d never met him, I felt as though I knew him quite
+well. For, in his way—without any schooling—he has, all his life, been
+trying to do the very things which I have tried to do in mine—And now
+he’s gone!—A whole world lay between us—And only a bird knew us both!”
+
+We went back into the study, where Jip brought the Doctor his slippers
+and his pipe. And after the pipe was lit and the smoke began to fill
+the room the old man seemed to cheer up a little.
+
+“But you will go on some voyage, Doctor, won’t you?” I asked—“even if
+you can’t go to find Long Arrow.”
+
+He looked up sharply into my face; and I suppose he saw how anxious I
+was. Because he suddenly smiled his old, boyish smile and said,
+
+“Yes, Stubbins. Don’t worry. We’ll go. We mustn’t stop working and
+learning, even if poor Long Arrow has disappeared—But where to go:
+that’s the question. Where shall we go?”
+
+There were so many places that I wanted to go that I couldn’t make up
+my mind right away. And while I was still thinking, the Doctor sat up
+in his chair and said,
+
+“I tell you what we’ll do, Stubbins: it’s a game I used to play when I
+was young—before Sarah came to live with me. I used to call it Blind
+Travel. Whenever I wanted to go on a voyage, and I couldn’t make up my
+mind where to go, I would take the atlas and open it with my eyes shut.
+Next, I’d wave a pencil, still without looking, and stick it down on
+whatever page had fallen open. Then I’d open my eyes and look. It’s a
+very exciting game, is Blind Travel. Because you have to swear, before
+you begin, that you will go to the place the pencil touches, come what
+may. Shall we play it?”
+
+“Oh, let’s!” I almost yelled. “How thrilling! I hope it’s China—or
+Borneo—or Bagdad.”
+
+And in a moment I had scrambled up the bookcase, dragged the big atlas
+from the top shelf and laid it on the table before the Doctor.
+
+I knew every page in that atlas by heart. How many days and nights I
+had lingered over its old faded maps, following the blue rivers from
+the mountains to the sea; wondering what the little towns really looked
+like, and how wide were the sprawling lakes! I had had a lot of fun
+with that atlas, traveling, in my mind, all over the world. I can see
+it now: the first page had no map; it just told you that it was printed
+in Edinburgh in 1808, and a whole lot more about the book. The next
+page was the Solar System, showing the sun and planets, the stars and
+the moon. The third page was the chart of the North and South Poles.
+Then came the hemispheres, the oceans, the continents and the countries.
+
+As the Doctor began sharpening his pencil a thought came to me.
+
+“What if the pencil falls upon the North Pole,” I asked, “will we have
+to go there?”
+
+“No. The rules of the game say you don’t have to go any place you’ve
+been to before. You are allowed another try. I’ve been to the North
+Pole,” he ended quietly, “so we shan’t have to go there.”
+
+I could hardly speak with astonishment.
+
+“_You’ve been to the North pole!_” I managed to gasp out at last. “But
+I thought it was still undiscovered. The map shows all the places
+explorers have reached to, _trying_ to get there. Why isn’t your name
+down if you discovered it?”
+
+“I promised to keep it a secret. And you must promise me never to
+tell any one. Yes, I discovered the North Pole in April, 1809. But
+shortly after I got there the polar bears came to me in a body and
+told me there was a great deal of coal there, buried beneath the snow.
+They knew, they said, that human beings would do anything, and go
+anywhere, to get coal. So would I please keep it a secret. Because
+once people began coming up there to start coal-mines, their beautiful
+white country would be spoiled—and there was nowhere else in the world
+cold enough for polar bears to be comfortable. So of course I had to
+promise them I would. Ah, well, it will be discovered again some day,
+by somebody else. But I want the polar bears to have their play-ground
+to themselves as long as possible. And I daresay it will be a good
+while yet—for it certainly is a fiendish place to get to—Well now, are
+we ready?—Good! Take the pencil and stand here close to the table. When
+the book falls open, wave the pencil round three times and jab it down.
+Ready?—All right. Shut your eyes.”
+
+It was a tense and fearful moment—but very thrilling. We both had our
+eyes shut tight. I heard the atlas fall open with a bang. I wondered
+what page it was: England or Asia. If it should be the map of Asia, so
+much would depend on where that pencil would land. I waved three times
+in a circle. I began to lower my hand. The pencil-point touched the
+page.
+
+“All right,” I called out, “it’s done.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE TWELFTH CHAPTER_
+
+DESTINY AND DESTINATION
+
+
+WE both opened our eyes; then bumped our heads together with a crack in
+our eagerness to lean over and see where we were to go.
+
+The atlas lay open at a map called, _Chart of the South Atlantic
+Ocean_. My pencil-point was resting right in the center of a tiny
+island. The name of it was printed so small that the Doctor had to get
+out his strong spectacles to read it. I was trembling with excitement.
+
+“_Spidermonkey Island_,” he read out slowly. Then he whistled softly
+beneath his breath. “Of all the extraordinary things! You’ve hit upon
+the very island where Long Arrow was last seen on earth—I wonder—Well,
+well! How very singular!”
+
+“We’ll go there, Doctor, won’t we?” I asked.
+
+“Of course we will. The rules of the game say we’ve got to.”
+
+“I’m so glad it wasn’t Oxenthorpe or Bristol,” I said. “It’ll be a
+grand voyage, this. Look at all the sea we’ve got to cross. Will it
+take us long?”
+
+“Oh, no,” said the Doctor—“not very. With a good boat and a good wind
+we should make it easily in four weeks. But isn’t it extraordinary?
+Of all the places in the world you picked out that one with your eyes
+shut. Spidermonkey Island after all!—Well, there’s one good thing about
+it: I shall be able to get some Jabizri beetles.”
+
+“What are Jabizri beetles?”
+
+“They are a very rare kind of beetles with peculiar habits. I want to
+study them. There are only three countries in the world where they are
+to be found. Spidermonkey Island is one of them. But even there they
+are very scarce.”
+
+“What is this little question-mark after the name of the island for?” I
+asked, pointing to the map.
+
+“That means that the island’s position in the ocean is not known very
+exactly—that it is somewhere _about_ there. Ships have probably seen it
+in that neighborhood, that is all, most likely. It is quite possible we
+shall be the first white men to land there. But I daresay we shall have
+some difficulty in finding it first.”
+
+How like a dream it all sounded! The two of us sitting there at the big
+study-table; the candles lit; the smoke curling towards the dim ceiling
+from the Doctor’s pipe—the two of us sitting there, talking about
+finding an island in the ocean and being the first white men to land
+upon it!
+
+“I’ll bet it will be a great voyage,” I said. “It looks a lovely
+island on the map. Will there be black men there?”
+
+“No. A peculiar tribe of Red Indians lives on it, Miranda tells me.”
+
+At this point the poor Bird-of-Paradise stirred and woke up. In our
+excitement we had forgotten to speak low.
+
+“We are going to Spidermonkey Island, Miranda,” said the Doctor. “You
+know where it is, do you not?”
+
+“I know where it was the last time I saw it,” said the bird. “But
+whether it will be there still, I can’t say.”
+
+“What do you mean?” asked the Doctor. “It is always in the same place
+surely?”
+
+“Not by any means,” said Miranda. “Why, didn’t you know?—Spidermonkey
+Island is a _floating_ island. It moves around all over the
+place—usually somewhere near southern South America. But of course I
+could surely find it for you if you want to go there.”
+
+At this fresh piece of news I could contain myself no longer. I was
+bursting to tell some one. I ran dancing and singing from the room to
+find Chee-Chee.
+
+At the door I tripped over Dab-Dab, who was just coming in with her
+wings full of plates, and fell headlong on my nose.
+
+“Has the boy gone crazy?” cried the duck. “Where do you think you’re
+going, ninny?”
+
+“To Spidermonkey Island!” I shouted, picking myself up and doing
+cart-wheels down the hall—“Spidermonkey Island! Hooray!—And it’s a
+_floating_ island!”
+
+“You’re going to Bedlam, I should say,” snorted the housekeeper. “Look
+what you’ve done to my best china!”
+
+But I was far too happy to listen to her scolding; and I ran on,
+singing, into the kitchen to find Chee-Chee.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PART THREE
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIRST CHAPTER_
+
+THE THIRD MAN
+
+
+THAT same week we began our preparations for the voyage.
+
+Joe, the mussel-man, had the _Curlew_ moved down the river and tied it
+up along the river-wall, so it would be more handy for loading. And for
+three whole days we carried provisions down to our beautiful new boat
+and stowed them away.
+
+I was surprised to find how roomy and big she was inside. There were
+three little cabins, a saloon (or dining-room) and underneath all this,
+a big place called the hold where the food and extra sails and other
+things were kept.
+
+I think Joe must have told everybody in the town about our coming
+voyage, because there was always a regular crowd watching us when we
+brought the things down to put aboard. And of course sooner or later
+old Matthew Mugg was bound to turn up.
+
+“My Goodness, Tommy,” said he, as he watched me carrying on some sacks
+of flour, “but that’s a pretty boat! Where might the Doctor be going
+to this voyage?”
+
+“We’re going to Spidermonkey Island,” I said proudly.
+
+“And be you the only one the Doctor’s taking along?”
+
+“Well, he has spoken of wanting to take another man,” I said; “but so
+far he hasn’t made up his mind.”
+
+Matthew grunted; then squinted up at the graceful masts of the _Curlew_.
+
+“You know, Tommy,” said he, “if it wasn’t for my rheumatism I’ve half
+a mind to come with the Doctor myself. There’s something about a boat
+standing ready to sail that always did make me feel venturesome and
+travelish-like. What’s that stuff in the cans you’re taking on?”
+
+“This is treacle,” I said—“twenty pounds of treacle.”
+
+“My Goodness,” he sighed, turning away sadly. “That makes me feel more
+like going with you than ever—But my rheumatism is that bad I can’t
+hardly—”
+
+I didn’t hear any more for Matthew had moved off, still mumbling, into
+the crowd that stood about the wharf. The clock in Puddleby Church
+struck noon and I turned back, feeling very busy and important, to the
+task of loading.
+
+But it wasn’t very long before some one else came along and
+interrupted my work. This was a huge, big, burly man with a red beard
+and tattoo-marks all over his arms. He wiped his mouth with the back of
+his hand, spat twice on to the river-wall and said,
+
+“Boy, where’s the skipper?”
+
+“The _skipper_!—Who do you mean?” I asked.
+
+“The captain—Where’s the captain of this craft?” he said, pointing to
+the _Curlew_.
+
+“Oh, you mean the Doctor,” said I. “Well, he isn’t here at present.”
+
+At that moment the Doctor arrived with his arms full of note-books and
+butterfly-nets and glass cases and other natural history things. The
+big man went up to him, respectfully touching his cap.
+
+“Good morning, Captain,” said he. “I heard you was in need of hands for
+a voyage. My name’s Ben Butcher, able seaman.”
+
+“I am very glad to know you,” said the Doctor. “But I’m afraid I shan’t
+be able to take on any more crew.”
+
+“Why, but Captain,” said the able seaman, “you surely ain’t going to
+face deep-sea weather with nothing more than this bit of a lad to help
+you—and with a cutter that big!”
+
+The Doctor assured him that he was; but the man didn’t go away. He hung
+around and argued. He told us he had known of many ships being sunk
+through “undermanning.” He got out what he called his _stiffikit_—a
+paper which said what a good sailor he was—and implored us, if we
+valued our lives, to take him.
+
+[Illustration: “‘Boy, where’s the skipper?’”]
+
+But the Doctor was quite firm—polite but determined—and finally the man
+walked sorrowfully away, telling us he never expected to see us alive
+again.
+
+Callers of one sort and another kept us quite busy that morning.
+The Doctor had no sooner gone below to stow away his note-books
+than another visitor appeared upon the gang-plank. This was a most
+extraordinary-looking black man. The only other negroes I had seen
+had been in circuses, where they wore feathers and bone necklaces and
+things like that. But this one was dressed in a fashionable frock coat
+with an enormous bright red cravat. On his head was a straw hat with
+a gay band; and over this he held a large green umbrella. He was very
+smart in every respect except his feet. He wore no shoes or socks.
+
+“Pardon me,” said he, bowing elegantly, “but is this the ship of the
+physician Dolittle?”
+
+“Yes,” I said, “did you wish to see him?”
+
+“I did—if it will not be discommodious,” he answered.
+
+“Who shall I say it is?”
+
+“I am Bumpo Kahbooboo, Crown Prince of Jolliginki.”
+
+I ran downstairs at once and told the Doctor.
+
+“How fortunate!” cried John Dolittle. “My old friend Bumpo! Well,
+well!—He’s studying at Oxford, you know. How good of him to come all
+this way to call on me!” And he tumbled up the ladder to greet his
+visitor.
+
+The strange black man seemed to be overcome with joy when the Doctor
+appeared and shook him warmly by the hand.
+
+“News reached me,” he said, “that you were about to sail upon a voyage.
+I hastened to see you before your departure. I am sublimely ecstasied
+that I did not miss you.”
+
+“You very nearly did miss us,” said the Doctor. “As it happened, we
+were delayed somewhat in getting the necessary number of men to sail
+our boat. If it hadn’t been for that, we would have been gone three
+days ago.”
+
+“How many men does your ship’s company yet require?” asked Bumpo.
+
+“Only one,” said the Doctor—“But it is so hard to find the right one.”
+
+“Methinks I detect something of the finger of Destination in this,”
+said Bumpo. “How would I do?”
+
+“Splendidly,” said the Doctor. “But what about your studies? You can’t
+very well just go off and leave your university career to take care of
+itself, you know.”
+
+“I need a holiday,” said Bumpo. “Even had I not gone with you, I
+intended at the end of this term to take a three-months’ absconsion—But
+besides, I shall not be neglecting my edification if I accompany you.
+Before I left Jolliginki my august father, the King, told me to be
+sure and travel plenty. You are a man of great studiosity. To see the
+world in your company is an opportunity not to be sneezed upon. No, no,
+indeed.”
+
+“How did you like the life at Oxford?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“Oh, passably, passably,” said Bumpo. “I liked it all except the
+algebra and the shoes. The algebra hurt my head and the shoes hurt my
+feet. I threw the shoes over a wall as soon as I got out of the college
+quadrilateral this morning; and the algebra I am happily forgetting
+very fast—I liked Cicero—Yes, I think Cicero’s fine—so simultaneous.
+By the way, they tell me his son is rowing for our college next
+year—charming fellow.”
+
+The Doctor looked down at the black man’s huge bare feet thoughtfully a
+moment.
+
+“Well,” he said slowly, “there is something in what you say, Bumpo,
+about getting education from the world as well as from the college. And
+if you are really sure that you want to come, we shall be delighted to
+have you. Because, to tell you the truth, I think you are exactly the
+man we need.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE SECOND CHAPTER_
+
+GOOD-BYE!
+
+
+TWO days after that we had all in readiness for our departure.
+
+On this voyage Jip begged so hard to be taken that the Doctor finally
+gave in and said he could come. Polynesia and Chee-Chee were the only
+other animals to go with us. Dab-Dab was left in charge of the house
+and the animal family we were to leave behind.
+
+Of course, as is always the way, at the last moment we kept remembering
+things we had forgotten; and when we finally closed the house up and
+went down the steps to the road, we were all burdened with armfuls of
+odd packages.
+
+Halfway to the river, the Doctor suddenly remembered that he had left
+the stock-pot boiling on the kitchen-fire. However, we saw a blackbird
+flying by who nested in our garden, and the Doctor asked her to go back
+for us and tell Dab-Dab about it.
+
+Down at the river-wall we found a great crowd waiting to see us off.
+
+Standing right near the gang-plank were my mother and father. I hoped
+that they would not make a scene, or burst into tears or anything like
+that. But as a matter of fact they behaved quite well—for parents. My
+mother said something about being sure not to get my feet wet; and my
+father just smiled a crooked sort of smile, patted me on the back and
+wished me luck. Good-byes are awfully uncomfortable things and I was
+glad when it was over and we passed on to the ship.
+
+We were a little surprised not to see Matthew Mugg among the crowd. We
+had felt sure that he would be there; and the Doctor had intended to
+give him some extra instructions about the food for the animals we had
+left at the house.
+
+At last, after much pulling and tugging, we got the anchor up and undid
+a lot of mooring-ropes. Then the _Curlew_ began to move gently down the
+river with the out-running tide, while the people on the wall cheered
+and waved their handkerchiefs.
+
+We bumped into one or two other boats getting out into the stream; and
+at one sharp bend in the river we got stuck on a mud bank for a few
+minutes. But though the people on the shore seemed to get very excited
+at these things, the Doctor did not appear to be disturbed by them in
+the least.
+
+“These little accidents will happen in the most carefully regulated
+voyages,” he said as he leaned over the side and fished for his boots
+which had got stuck in the mud while we were pushing off. “Sailing is
+much easier when you get out into the open sea. There aren’t so many
+silly things to bump into.”
+
+For me indeed it was a great and wonderful feeling, that getting out
+into the open sea, when at length we passed the little lighthouse at
+the mouth of the river and found ourselves free of the land. It was all
+so new and different: just the sky above you and sea below. This ship,
+which was to be our house and our street, our home and our garden, for
+so many days to come, seemed so tiny in all this wide water—so tiny and
+yet so snug, sufficient, safe.
+
+I looked around me and took in a deep breath. The Doctor was at the
+wheel steering the boat which was now leaping and plunging gently
+through the waves. (I had expected to feel seasick at first but was
+delighted to find that I didn’t.) Bumpo had been told off to go
+downstairs and prepare dinner for us. Chee-Chee was coiling up ropes
+in the stern and laying them in neat piles. My work was fastening down
+the things on the deck so that nothing could roll about if the weather
+should grow rough when we got further from the land. Jip was up in the
+peak of the boat with ears cocked and nose stuck out—like a statue, so
+still—his keen old eyes keeping a sharp look-out for floating wrecks,
+sand-bars, and other dangers. Each one of us had some special job to
+do, part of the proper running of a ship. Even old Polynesia was taking
+the sea’s temperature with the Doctor’s bath-thermometer tied on the
+end of a string, to make sure there were no icebergs near us. As I
+listened to her swearing softly to herself because she couldn’t read
+the pesky figures in the fading light, I realized that the voyage had
+begun in earnest and that very soon it would be night—my first night at
+sea!
+
+
+
+
+_THE THIRD CHAPTER_
+
+OUR TROUBLES BEGIN
+
+
+JUST before supper-time Bumpo appeared from downstairs and went to the
+Doctor at the wheel.
+
+“A stowaway in the hold, Sir,” said he in a very business-like
+seafaring voice. “I just discovered him, behind the flour-bags.”
+
+“Dear me!” said the Doctor. “What a nuisance! Stubbins, go down with
+Bumpo and bring the man up. I can’t leave the wheel just now.”
+
+So Bumpo and I went down into the hold; and there, behind the
+flour-bags, plastered in flour from head to foot, we found a man. After
+we had swept most of the flour off him with a broom, we discovered
+that it was Matthew Mugg. We hauled him upstairs sneezing and took him
+before the Doctor.
+
+“Why Matthew!” said John Dolittle. “What on earth are you doing here?”
+
+“The temptation was too much for me, Doctor,” said the cat’s-meat-man.
+“You know I’ve often asked you to take me on voyages with you and you
+never would. Well, this time, knowing that you needed an extra man, I
+thought if I stayed hid till the ship was well at sea you would find I
+came in handy like and keep me. But I had to lie so doubled up, for
+hours, behind them flour-bags, that my rheumatism came on something
+awful. I just had to change my position; and of course just as I
+stretched out my legs along comes this here African cook of yours and
+sees my feet sticking out—Don’t this ship roll something awful! How
+long has this storm been going on? I reckon this damp sea air wouldn’t
+be very good for my rheumatics.”
+
+“No, Matthew it really isn’t. You ought not to have come. You are not
+in any way suited to this kind of a life. I’m sure you wouldn’t enjoy
+a long voyage a bit. We’ll stop in at Penzance and put you ashore.
+Bumpo, please go downstairs to my bunk; and listen: in the pocket of
+my dressing-gown you’ll find some maps. Bring me the small one—with
+blue pencil-marks at the top. I know Penzance is over here on our left
+somewhere. But I must find out what light-houses there are before I
+change the ship’s course and sail inshore.”
+
+“Very good, Sir,” said Bumpo, turning round smartly and making for the
+stairway.
+
+“Now Matthew,” said the Doctor, “you can take the coach from Penzance
+to Bristol. And from there it is not very far to Puddleby, as you know.
+Don’t forget to take the usual provisions to the house every Thursday,
+and be particularly careful to remember the extra supply of herrings
+for the baby minks.”
+
+While we were waiting for the maps Chee-Chee and I set about lighting
+the lamps: a green one on the right side of the ship, a red one on the
+left and a white one on the mast.
+
+At last we heard some one trundling on the stairs again and the Doctor
+said,
+
+“Ah, here’s Bumpo with the maps at last!”
+
+But to our great astonishment it was not Bumpo alone that appeared but
+_three_ people.
+
+“Good Lord deliver us! Who are these?” cried John Dolittle.
+
+“Two more stowaways, Sir,” said Bumpo stepping forward briskly. “I
+found them in your cabin hiding under the bunk. One woman and one man,
+Sir. Here are the maps.”
+
+“This is too much,” said the Doctor feebly. “Who are they? I can’t see
+their faces in this dim light. Strike a match, Bumpo.”
+
+You could never guess who it was. It was Luke and his wife. Mrs. Luke
+appeared to be very miserable and seasick.
+
+They explained to the Doctor that after they had settled down to live
+together in the little shack out on the fens, so many people came
+to visit them (having heard about the great trial) that life became
+impossible; and they had decided to escape from Puddleby in this
+manner—for they had no money to leave any other way—and try to find
+some new place to live where they and their story wouldn’t be so well
+known. But as soon as the ship had begun to roll Mrs. Luke had got most
+dreadfully unwell.
+
+Poor Luke apologized many times for being such a nuisance and said that
+the whole thing had been his wife’s idea.
+
+The Doctor, after he had sent below for his medicine-bag and had given
+Mrs. Luke some _sal volatile_ and smelling-salts, said he thought the
+best thing to do would be for him to lend them some money and put them
+ashore at Penzance with Matthew. He also wrote a letter for Luke to
+take with him to a friend the Doctor had in the town of Penzance who,
+it was hoped, would be able to find Luke work to do there.
+
+As the Doctor opened his purse and took out some gold coins I heard
+Polynesia, who was sitting on my shoulder watching the whole affair,
+mutter beneath her breath,
+
+“There he goes—lending his last blessed penny—three pounds ten—all
+the money we had for the whole trip! Now we haven’t the price of a
+postage-stamp aboard if we should lose an anchor or have to buy a pint
+of tar—Well, let’s pray we don’t run out of food—Why doesn’t he give
+them the ship and walk home?”
+
+Presently with the help of the map the course of the boat was changed
+and, to Mrs. Luke’s great relief, we made for Penzance and dry land.
+
+I was tremendously interested to see how a ship could be steered into a
+port at night with nothing but light-houses and a compass to guide you.
+It seemed to me that the Doctor missed all the rocks and sand-bars very
+cleverly.
+
+We got into that funny little Cornish harbor about eleven o’clock that
+night. The Doctor took his stowaways on shore in our small row-boat
+which we kept on the deck of the _Curlew_ and found them rooms at
+the hotel there. When he got back he told us that Mrs. Luke had gone
+straight to bed and was feeling much better.
+
+It was now after midnight; so we decided to stay in the harbor and wait
+till morning before setting out again.
+
+I was glad to get to bed, although I felt that staying up so
+tremendously late was great fun. As I climbed into the bunk over the
+Doctor’s and pulled the blankets snugly round me, I found I could look
+out of the port-hole at my elbow, and, without raising my head from
+the pillow, could see the lights of Penzance swinging gently up and
+down with the motion of the ship at anchor. It was like being rocked
+to sleep with a little show going on to amuse you. I was just deciding
+that I liked the life of the sea very much when I fell fast asleep.
+
+
+
+
+_THE FOURTH CHAPTER_
+
+OUR TROUBLES CONTINUE
+
+
+THE next morning when we were eating a very excellent breakfast of
+kidneys and bacon, prepared by our good cook Bumpo, the Doctor said to
+me,
+
+“I was just wondering, Stubbins, whether I should stop at the Capa
+Blanca Islands or run right across for the coast of Brazil. Miranda
+said we could expect a spell of excellent weather now—for four and a
+half weeks at least.”
+
+“Well,” I said, spooning out the sugar at the bottom of my cocoa-cup,
+“I should think it would be best to make straight across while we
+are sure of good weather. And besides the Purple Bird-of-Paradise is
+going to keep a lookout for us, isn’t she? She’ll be wondering what’s
+happened to us if we don’t get there in about a month.”
+
+“True, quite true, Stubbins. On the other hand, the Capa Blancas make
+a very convenient stopping place on our way across. If we should need
+supplies or repairs it would be very handy to put in there.”
+
+“How long will it take us from here to the Capa Blancas?” I asked.
+
+“About six days,” said the Doctor—“Well, we can decide later. For the
+next two days at any rate our direction would be the same practically
+in either case. If you have finished breakfast let’s go and get under
+way.”
+
+Upstairs I found our vessel surrounded by white and gray seagulls
+who flashed and circled about in the sunny morning air, looking for
+food-scraps thrown out by the ships into the harbor.
+
+By about half past seven we had the anchor up and the sails set to a
+nice steady breeze; and this time we got out into the open sea without
+bumping into a single thing. We met the Penzance fishing fleet coming
+in from the night’s fishing, and very trim and neat they looked, in a
+line like soldiers, with their red-brown sails all leaning over the
+same way and the white water dancing before their bows.
+
+For the next three or four days everything went smoothly and nothing
+unusual happened. During this time we all got settled down into our
+regular jobs; and in spare moments the Doctor showed each of us how to
+take our turns at the wheel, the proper manner of keeping a ship on her
+right course, and what to do if the wind changed suddenly. We divided
+the twenty-four hours of the day into three spells; and we took it in
+turns to sleep our eight hours and be awake sixteen. So the ship was
+well looked after, with two of us always on duty.
+
+Besides that, Polynesia, who was an older sailor than any of us, and
+really knew a lot about running ships, seemed to be always awake—except
+when she took her couple of winks in the sun, standing on one leg
+beside the wheel. You may be sure that no one ever got a chance to stay
+abed more than his eight hours while Polynesia was around. She used to
+watch the ship’s clock; and if you overslept a half-minute, she would
+come down to the cabin and peck you gently on the nose till you got up.
+
+I very soon grew to be quite fond of our funny black friend Bumpo,
+with his grand way of speaking and his enormous feet which some one
+was always stepping on or falling over. Although he was much older
+than I was and had been to college, he never tried to lord it over me.
+He seemed to be forever smiling and kept all of us in good humor. It
+wasn’t long before I began to see the Doctor’s good sense in bringing
+him—in spite of the fact that he knew nothing whatever about sailing or
+travel.
+
+On the morning of the fifth day out, just as I was taking the wheel
+over from the Doctor, Bumpo appeared and said,
+
+“The salt beef is nearly all gone, Sir.”
+
+“The salt beef!” cried the Doctor. “Why, we brought a hundred and
+twenty pounds with us. We couldn’t have eaten that in five days. What
+can have become of it?”
+
+[Illustration: “In these lower levels we came upon the shadowy shapes
+of dead ships”
+
+_Page 360_]
+
+“I don’t know, Sir, I’m sure. Every time I go down to the stores I find
+another hunk missing. If it is rats that are eating it, then they are
+certainly colossal rodents.”
+
+Polynesia who was walking up and down a stay-rope taking her morning
+exercise, put in,
+
+“We must search the hold. If this is allowed to go on we will all be
+starving before a week is out. Come downstairs with me, Tommy, and we
+will look into this matter.”
+
+So we went downstairs into the store-room and Polynesia told us to keep
+quite still and listen. This we did. And presently we heard from a dark
+corner of the hold the distinct sound of someone snoring.
+
+“Ah, I thought so,” said Polynesia. “It’s a man—and a big one. Climb
+in there, both of you, and haul him out. It sounds as though he were
+behind that barrel—Gosh! We seem to have brought half of Puddleby with
+us. Anyone would think we were a penny ferry-boat. Such cheek! Haul him
+out.”
+
+So Bumpo and I lit a lantern and climbed over the stores. And there,
+behind the barrel, sure enough, we found an enormous bearded man fast
+asleep with a well-fed look on his face. We woke him up.
+
+“Washamarrer?” he said sleepily.
+
+It was Ben Butcher, the able seaman.
+
+Polynesia spluttered like an angry fire-cracker.
+
+“This is the last straw,” said she. “The one man in the world we least
+wanted. Shiver my timbers, what cheek!”
+
+“Would it not be, advisable,” suggested Bumpo, “while the varlet is
+still sleepy, to strike him on the head with some heavy object and push
+him through a port-hole into the sea?”
+
+“No. We’d get into trouble,” said Polynesia. “We’re not in Jolliginki
+now, you know—worse luck!—Besides, there never was a port-hole big
+enough to push that man through. Bring him upstairs to the Doctor.”
+
+So we led the man to the wheel where he respectfully touched his cap to
+the Doctor.
+
+“Another stowaway, Sir,” said Bumpo smartly.
+
+I thought the poor Doctor would have a fit.
+
+“Good morning, Captain,” said the man. “Ben Butcher, able seaman, at
+your service. I knew you’d need me, so I took the liberty of stowing
+away—much against my conscience. But I just couldn’t bear to see you
+poor landsmen set out on this voyage without a single real seaman to
+help you. You’d never have got home alive if I hadn’t come—Why look at
+your mainsail, Sir—all loose at the throat. First gust of wind come
+along, and away goes your canvas overboard—Well, it’s all right now I’m
+here. We’ll soon get things in shipshape.”
+
+“No, it isn’t all right,” said the Doctor, “it’s all wrong. And I’m not
+at all glad to see you. I told you in Puddleby I didn’t want you. You
+had no right to come.”
+
+“But Captain,” said the able seaman, “you can’t sail this ship without
+me. You don’t understand navigation. Why, look at the compass now:
+you’ve let her swing a point and a half off her course. It’s madness
+for you to try to do this trip alone—if you’ll pardon my saying so,
+Sir. Why—why, you’ll lose the ship!”
+
+“Look here,” said the Doctor, a sudden stern look coming into his
+eyes, “losing a ship is nothing to me. I’ve lost ships before and it
+doesn’t bother me in the least. When I set out to go to a place, I get
+there. Do you understand? I may know nothing whatever about sailing
+and navigation, but I get there just the same. Now you may be the best
+seaman in the world, but on _this_ ship you’re just a plain ordinary
+nuisance—very plain and very ordinary. And I am now going to call at
+the nearest port and put you ashore.”
+
+“Yes, and think yourself lucky,” Polynesia put in, “that you are not
+locked up for stowing away and eating all our salt beef.”
+
+“I don’t know what the mischief we’re going to do now,” I heard her
+whisper to Bumpo. “We’ve no money to buy any more; and that salt beef
+was the most important part of the stores.”
+
+“Would it not be good political economy,” Bumpo whispered back, “if
+we salted the able seaman and ate him instead? I should judge that he
+would weigh more than a hundred and twenty pounds.”
+
+“How often must I tell you that we are not in Jolliginki,” snapped
+Polynesia. “Those things are not done on white men’s ships—Still,” she
+murmured after a moment’s thought, “it’s an awfully bright idea. I
+don’t suppose anybody saw him come on to the ship—Oh, but Heavens! we
+haven’t got enough salt. Besides, he’d be sure to taste of tobacco.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIFTH CHAPTER_
+
+POLYNESIA HAS A PLAN
+
+
+THEN the Doctor told me to take the wheel while he made a little
+calculation with his map and worked out what new course we should take.
+
+“I shall have to run for the Capa Blancas after all,” he told me when
+the seaman’s back was turned. “Dreadful nuisance! But I’d sooner swim
+back to Puddleby than have to listen to that fellow’s talk all the way
+to Brazil.”
+
+Indeed he was a terrible person, this Ben Butcher. You’d think that any
+one after being told he wasn’t wanted would have had the decency to
+keep quiet. But not Ben Butcher. He kept going round the deck pointing
+out all the things we had wrong. According to him there wasn’t a thing
+right on the whole ship. The anchor was hitched up wrong; the hatches
+weren’t fastened down properly; the sails were put on back to front;
+all our knots were the wrong kind of knots.
+
+At last the Doctor told him to stop talking and go downstairs. He
+refused—said he wasn’t going to be sunk by landlubbers while he was
+still able to stay on deck.
+
+This made us feel a little uneasy. He was such an enormous man there
+was no knowing what he might do if he got really obstreperous.
+
+Bumpo and I were talking about this downstairs in the dining-saloon
+when Polynesia, Jip and Chee-Chee came and joined us. And, as usual,
+Polynesia had a plan.
+
+“Listen,” she said, “I am certain this Ben Butcher is a smuggler and a
+bad man. I am a very good judge of seamen, remember, and I don’t like
+the cut of this man’s jib. I—”
+
+“Do you really think,” I interrupted, “that it _is_ safe for the Doctor
+to cross the Atlantic without any regular seamen on his ship?”
+
+You see it had upset me quite a good deal to find that all the things
+we had been doing were wrong; and I was beginning to wonder what might
+happen if we ran into a storm—particularly as Miranda had only said the
+weather would be good for a certain time; and we seemed to be having so
+many delays. But Polynesia merely tossed her head scornfully.
+
+“Oh, bless you, my boy,” said she, “you’re always safe with John
+Dolittle. Remember that. Don’t take any notice of that stupid old salt.
+Of course it is perfectly true the Doctor does do everything wrong. But
+with him it doesn’t matter. Mark my words, if you travel with John
+Dolittle you always get there, as you heard him say. I’ve been with him
+lots of times and I know. Sometimes the ship is upside down when you
+get there, and sometimes it’s right way up. But you get there just the
+same. And then of course there’s another thing about the Doctor,” she
+added thoughtfully: “he always has extraordinary good luck. He may have
+his troubles; but with him things seem to have a habit of turning out
+all right in the end. I remember once when we were going through the
+Straits of Magellan the wind was so strong—”
+
+“But what are we going to do about Ben Butcher?” Jip put in. “You had
+some plan Polynesia, hadn’t you?”
+
+“Yes. What I’m afraid of is that he may hit the Doctor on the head when
+he’s not looking and make himself captain of the _Curlew_. Bad sailors
+do that sometimes. Then they run the ship their own way and take it
+where they want. That’s what you call a mutiny.”
+
+“Yes,” said Jip, “and we ought to do something pretty quick. We can’t
+reach the Capa Blancas before the day after to-morrow at best. I don’t
+like to leave the Doctor alone with him for a minute. He smells like a
+very bad man to me.”
+
+“Well, I’ve got it all worked out,” said Polynesia. “Listen: is there a
+key in that door?”
+
+We looked outside the dining-room and found that there was.
+
+“All right,” said Polynesia. “Now Bumpo lays the table for lunch and
+we all go and hide. Then at twelve o’clock Bumpo rings the dinner-bell
+down here. As soon as Ben hears it he’ll come down expecting more salt
+beef. Bumpo must hide behind the door outside. The moment that Ben is
+seated at the dining-table Bumpo slams the door and locks it. Then
+we’ve got him. See?”
+
+“How stratagenious!” Bumpo chuckled. “As Cicero said, _parrots cum
+parishioners facilime congregation_. I’ll lay the table at once.”
+
+“Yes and take that Worcestershire sauce off the dresser with you when
+you go out,” said Polynesia. “Don’t leave any loose eatables around.
+That fellow has had enough to last any man for three days. Besides, he
+won’t be so inclined to start a fight when we put him ashore at the
+Capa Blancas if we thin him down a bit before we let him out.”
+
+So we all went and hid ourselves in the passage where we could watch
+what happened. And presently Bumpo came to the foot of the stairs and
+rang the dinner-bell like mad. Then he hopped behind the dining-room
+door and we all kept still and listened.
+
+Almost immediately, _thump_, _thump_, _thump_, down the stairs tramped
+Ben Butcher, the able seaman. He walked into the dining-saloon, sat
+himself down at the head of the table in the Doctor’s place, tucked a
+napkin under his fat chin and heaved a sigh of expectation.
+
+Then, _bang_! Bumpo slammed the door and locked it.
+
+“That settles _him_ for a while,” said Polynesia coming out from her
+hiding-place. “Now let him teach navigation to the side-board. Gosh,
+the cheek of the man! I’ve forgotten more about the sea than that
+lumbering lout will ever know. Let’s go upstairs and tell the Doctor.
+Bumpo, you will have to serve the meals in the cabin for the next
+couple of days.”
+
+And bursting into a rollicking Norwegian sea-song, she climbed up to my
+shoulder and we went on deck.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SIXTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE BED-MAKER OF MONTEVERDE
+
+
+WE remained three days in the Capa Blanca Islands.
+
+There were two reasons why we stayed there so long when we were really
+in such a hurry to get away. One was the shortage in our provisions
+caused by the able seaman’s enormous appetite. When we came to go over
+the stores and make a list, we found that he had eaten a whole lot of
+other things besides the beef. And having no money, we were sorely
+puzzled how to buy more. The Doctor went through his trunk to see if
+there was anything he could sell. But the only thing he could find
+was an old watch with the hands broken and the back dented in; and we
+decided this would not bring us in enough money to buy much more than a
+pound of tea. Bumpo suggested that he sing comic songs in the streets
+which he had learned in Jolliginki. But the Doctor said he did not
+think that the islanders would care for African music.
+
+The other thing that kept us was the bullfight. In these islands, which
+belonged to Spain, they had bullfights every Sunday. It was on a Friday
+that we arrived there; and after we had got rid of the able seaman we
+took a walk through the town.
+
+It was a very funny little town, quite different from any that I had
+ever seen. The streets were all twisty and winding and so narrow that a
+wagon could only just pass along them. The houses over-hung at the top
+and came so close together that people in the attics could lean out of
+the windows and shake hands with their neighbors on the opposite side
+of the street. The Doctor told us the town was very, very old. It was
+called Monteverde.
+
+As we had no money of course we did not go to a hotel or anything like
+that. But on the second evening when we were passing by a bed-maker’s
+shop we noticed several beds, which the man had made, standing on
+the pavement outside. The Doctor started chatting in Spanish to the
+bed-maker who was sitting at his door whistling to a parrot in a cage.
+The Doctor and the bed-maker got very friendly talking about birds and
+things. And as it grew near to supper-time the man asked us to stop and
+sup with him.
+
+This of course we were very glad to do. And after the meal was over
+(very nice dishes they were, mostly cooked in olive-oil—I particularly
+liked the fried bananas) we sat outside on the pavement again and went
+on talking far into the night.
+
+At last when we got up to go back to our ship, this very nice
+shopkeeper wouldn’t hear of our going away on any account. He said the
+streets down by the harbor were very badly lighted and there was no
+moon. We would surely get lost. He invited us to spend the night with
+him and go back to our ship in the morning.
+
+Well, we finally agreed; and as our good friend had no spare bedrooms,
+the three of us, the Doctor, Bumpo and I, slept on the beds set out for
+sale on the pavement before the shop. The night was so hot we needed
+no coverings. It was great fun to fall asleep out of doors like this,
+watching the people walking to and fro and the gay life of the streets.
+It seemed to me that Spanish people never went to bed at all. Late as
+it was, all the little restaurants and cafés around us were wide open,
+with customers drinking coffee and chatting merrily at the small tables
+outside. The sound of a guitar strumming softly in the distance mingled
+with the clatter of chinaware and the babble of voices.
+
+Somehow it made me think of my mother and father far away in Puddleby,
+with their regular habits, the evening practise on the flute and the
+rest—doing the same thing every day. I felt sort of sorry for them in
+a way, because they missed the fun of this traveling life, where we
+were doing something new all the time—even sleeping differently. But
+I suppose if they had been invited to go to bed on a pavement in front
+of a shop they wouldn’t have cared for the idea at all. It is funny how
+some people are.
+
+[Illustration: “The Doctor started chatting in Spanish to the
+bed-maker”]
+
+
+
+
+_THE SEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE DOCTOR’S WAGER
+
+
+NEXT morning we were awakened by a great racket. There was a procession
+coming down the street, a number of men in very gay clothes followed
+by a large crowd of admiring ladies and cheering children. I asked the
+Doctor who they were.
+
+“They are the bullfighters,” he said. “There is to be a bullfight
+to-morrow.”
+
+“What is a bullfight?” I asked.
+
+To my great surprise the Doctor got red in the face with anger. It
+reminded me of the time when he had spoken of the lions and tigers in
+his private zoo.
+
+“A bullfight is a stupid, cruel, disgusting business,” said he. “These
+Spanish people are most lovable and hospitable folk. How they can enjoy
+these wretched bullfights is a thing I could never understand.”
+
+Then the Doctor went on to explain to me how a bull was first made very
+angry by teasing and then allowed to run into a circus where men came
+out with red cloaks, waved them at him, and ran away. Next the bull was
+allowed to tire himself out by tossing and killing a lot of poor, old,
+broken-down horses who couldn’t defend themselves. Then, when the bull
+was thoroughly out of breath and wearied by this, a man came out with a
+sword and killed the bull.
+
+“Every Sunday,” said the Doctor, “in almost every big town in Spain
+there are six bulls killed like that and as many horses.”
+
+“But aren’t the men ever killed by the bull?” I asked.
+
+“Unfortunately very seldom,” said he. “A bull is not nearly as
+dangerous as he looks, even when he’s angry, if you are only quick on
+your feet and don’t lose your head. These bullfighters are very clever
+and nimble. And the people, especially the Spanish ladies, think no
+end of them. A famous bullfighter (or matador, as they call them) is
+a more important man in Spain than a king—Here comes another crowd of
+them round the corner, look. See the girls throwing kisses to them.
+Ridiculous business!”
+
+At that moment our friend the bed-maker came out to see the procession
+go past. And while he was wishing us good morning and enquiring how
+we had slept, a friend of his walked up and joined us. The bed-maker
+introduced this friend to us as Don Enrique Cardenas.
+
+Don Enrique when he heard where we were from, spoke to us in English.
+He appeared to be a well-educated, gentlemanly sort of person.
+
+“And you go to see the bullfight to-morrow, yes?” he asked the Doctor
+pleasantly.
+
+“Certainly not,” said John Dolittle firmly. “I don’t like
+bullfights—cruel, cowardly shows.”
+
+Don Enrique nearly exploded. I never saw a man get so excited. He told
+the Doctor that he didn’t know what he was talking about. He said
+bullfighting was a noble sport and that the matadors were the bravest
+men in the world.
+
+“Oh, rubbish!” said the Doctor. “You never give the poor bull a chance.
+It is only when he is all tired and dazed that your precious matadors
+dare to try and kill him.”
+
+I thought the Spaniard was going to strike the Doctor he got so angry.
+While he was still spluttering to find words, the bed-maker came
+between them and took the Doctor aside. He explained to John Dolittle
+in a whisper that this Don Enrique Cardenas was a very important
+person; that he it was who supplied the bulls—a special, strong black
+kind—from his own farm for all the bullfights in the Capa Blancas. He
+was a very rich man, the bed-maker said, a most important personage. He
+mustn’t be allowed to take offense on any account.
+
+I watched the Doctor’s face as the bed-maker finished, and I saw a
+flash of boyish mischief come into his eyes as though an idea had
+struck him. He turned to the angry Spaniard.
+
+“Don Enrique,” he said, “you tell me your bullfighters are very
+brave men and skilful. It seems I have offended you by saying that
+bullfighting is a poor sport. What is the name of the best matador you
+have for to-morrow’s show?”
+
+“Pepito de Malaga,” said Don Enrique, “one of the greatest names, one
+of the bravest men, in all Spain.”
+
+“Very well,” said the Doctor, “I have a proposal to make to you. I
+have never fought a bull in my life. Now supposing I were to go into
+the ring to-morrow with Pepito de Malaga and any other matadors you
+choose; and if I can do more tricks with a bull than they can, would
+you promise to do something for me?”
+
+Don Enrique threw back his head and laughed.
+
+“Man,” he said, “you must be mad! You would be killed at once. One has
+to be trained for years to become a proper bullfighter.”
+
+“Supposing I were willing to take the risk of that—You are not afraid,
+I take it, to accept my offer?”
+
+The Spaniard frowned.
+
+“Afraid!” he cried, “Sir, if you can beat Pepito de Malaga in the
+bull-ring I’ll promise you anything it is possible for me to grant.”
+
+“Very good,” said the Doctor, “now I understand that you are quite a
+powerful man in these islands. If you wished to stop all bullfighting
+here after to-morrow, you could do it, couldn’t you?”
+
+“Yes,” said Don Enrique proudly—“I could.”
+
+“Well that is what I ask of you—if I win my wager,” said John Dolittle.
+“If I can do more with angry bulls than can Pepito de Malaga, you are
+to promise me that there shall never be another bullfight in the Capa
+Blancas so long as you are alive to stop it. Is it a bargain?”
+
+The Spaniard held out his hand.
+
+“It is a bargain,” he said—“I promise. But I must warn you that you
+are merely throwing your life away, for you will certainly be killed.
+However, that is no more than you deserve for saying that bullfighting
+is an unworthy sport. I will meet you here to-morrow morning if you
+should wish to arrange any particulars. Good day, Sir.”
+
+As the Spaniard turned and walked into the shop with the bed-maker,
+Polynesia, who had been listening as usual, flew up on to my shoulder
+and whispered in my ear,
+
+“I have a plan. Get hold of Bumpo and come some place where the Doctor
+can’t hear us. I want to talk to you.”
+
+I nudged Bumpo’s elbow and we crossed the street and pretended to look
+into a jeweler’s window; while the Doctor sat down upon his bed to lace
+up his boots, the only part of his clothing he had taken off for the
+night.
+
+“Listen,” said Polynesia, “I’ve been breaking my head trying to think
+up some way we can get money to buy those stores with; and at last I’ve
+got it.”
+
+“The money?” said Bumpo.
+
+“No, stupid. The idea—to make the money with. Listen: the Doctor is
+simply bound to win this game to-morrow, sure as you’re alive. Now all
+we have to do is to make a side bet with these Spaniards—they’re great
+on gambling—and the trick’s done.”
+
+“What’s a side bet?” I asked.
+
+“Oh I know what that is,” said Bumpo proudly. “We used to have lots of
+them at Oxford when boat-racing was on. I go to Don Enrique and say,
+‘I bet you a hundred pounds the Doctor wins.’ Then if he does win, Don
+Enrique pays me a hundred pounds; and if he doesn’t, I have to pay Don
+Enrique.”
+
+“That’s the idea,” said Polynesia. “Only don’t say a hundred pounds:
+say two-thousand five-hundred pesetas. Now come and find old Don
+Ricky-ticky and try to look rich.”
+
+So we crossed the street again and slipped into the bed-maker’s shop
+while the Doctor was still busy with his boots.
+
+“Don Enrique,” said Bumpo, “allow me to introduce myself. I am the
+Crown Prince of Jolliginki. Would you care to have a small bet with me
+on to-morrow’s bullfight?”
+
+Don Enrique bowed.
+
+“Why certainly,” he said, “I shall be delighted. But I must warn you
+that you are bound to lose. How much?”
+
+“Oh a mere truffle,” said Bumpo—“just for the fun of the thing, you
+know. What do you say to three-thousand pesetas?”
+
+“I agree,” said the Spaniard bowing once more. “I will meet you after
+the bullfight to-morrow.”
+
+“So that’s all right,” said Polynesia as we came out to join the
+Doctor. “I feel as though quite a load had been taken off my mind.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE EIGHTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE GREAT BULLFIGHT
+
+
+THE next day was a great day in Monteverde. All the streets were
+hung with flags; and everywhere gaily dressed crowds were to be seen
+flocking towards the bull-ring, as the big circus was called where the
+fights took place.
+
+The news of the Doctor’s challenge had gone round the town and, it
+seemed, had caused much amusement to the islanders. The very idea of
+a mere foreigner daring to match himself against the great Pepito de
+Malaga!—Serve him right if he got killed!
+
+The Doctor had borrowed a bullfighter’s suit from Don Enrique; and very
+gay and wonderful he looked in it, though Bumpo and I had hard work
+getting the waistcoat to close in front and even then the buttons kept
+bursting off it in all directions.
+
+When we set out from the harbor to walk to the bull-ring, crowds of
+small boys ran after us making fun of the Doctor’s fatness, calling
+out, “_Juan Hagapoco, el grueso matador!_” which is the Spanish for,
+“John Dolittle, the fat bullfighter.”
+
+As soon as we arrived the Doctor said he would like to take a look
+at the bulls before the fight began; and we were at once led to the
+bull pen where, behind a high railing, six enormous black bulls were
+tramping around wildly.
+
+In a few hurried words and signs the Doctor told the bulls what he was
+going to do and gave them careful instructions for their part of the
+show. The poor creatures were tremendously glad when they heard that
+there was a chance of bullfighting being stopped; and they promised to
+do exactly as they were told.
+
+Of course the man who took us in there didn’t understand what we were
+doing. He merely thought the fat Englishman was crazy when he saw the
+Doctor making signs and talking in ox tongue.
+
+From there the Doctor went to the matadors’ dressing-rooms while Bumpo
+and I with Polynesia made our way into the bull-ring and took our seats
+in the great open-air theatre.
+
+It was a very gay sight. Thousands of ladies and gentlemen were there,
+all dressed in their smartest clothes; and everybody seemed very happy
+and cheerful.
+
+Right at the beginning Don Enrique got up and explained to the people
+that the first item on the program was to be a match between the
+English Doctor and Pepito de Malaga. He told them what he had promised
+if the Doctor should win. But the people did not seem to think there
+was much chance of that. A roar of laughter went up at the very
+mention of such a thing.
+
+When Pepito came into the ring everybody cheered, the ladies blew
+kisses and the men clapped and waved their hats.
+
+Presently a large door on the other side of the ring was rolled back
+and in galloped one of the bulls; then the door was closed again. At
+once the matador became very much on the alert. He waved his red cloak
+and the bull rushed at him. Pepito stepped nimbly aside and the people
+cheered again.
+
+This game was repeated several times. But I noticed that whenever
+Pepito got into a tight place and seemed to be in real danger from the
+bull, an assistant of his, who always hung around somewhere near, drew
+the bull’s attention upon himself by waving another red cloak. Then
+the bull would chase the assistant and Pepito was left in safety. Most
+often, as soon as he had drawn the bull off, this assistant ran for the
+high fence and vaulted out of the ring to save himself. They evidently
+had it all arranged, these matadors; and it didn’t seem to me that they
+were in any very great danger from the poor clumsy bull so long as they
+didn’t slip and fall.
+
+After about ten minutes of this kind of thing the small door into the
+matadors’ dressing-room opened and the Doctor strolled into the ring.
+As soon as his fat figure, dressed in sky-blue velvet, appeared, the
+crowd rocked in their seats with laughter.
+
+Juan Hagapoco, as they had called him, walked out into the centre of
+the ring and bowed ceremoniously to the ladies in the boxes. Then he
+bowed to the bull. Then he bowed to Pepito. While he was bowing to
+Pepito’s assistant the bull started to rush at him from behind.
+
+“Look out! Look out!—The bull! You will be killed!” yelled the crowd.
+
+But the Doctor calmly finished his bow. Then turning round he folded
+his arms, fixed the on-rushing bull with his eye and frowned a terrible
+frown.
+
+Presently a curious thing happened: the bull’s speed got slower and
+slower. It almost looked as though he were afraid of that frown. Soon
+he stopped altogether. The Doctor shook his finger at him. He began to
+tremble. At last, tucking his tail between his legs, the bull turned
+round and ran away.
+
+The crowd gasped. The Doctor ran after him. Round and round the ring
+they went, both of them puffing and blowing like grampuses. Excited
+whispers began to break out among the people. This was something new
+in bullfighting, to have the bull running away from the man, instead
+of the man away from the bull. At last in the tenth lap, with a final
+burst of speed, Juan Hagapoco, the English matador, caught the poor
+bull by the tail.
+
+Then leading the now timid creature into the middle of the ring, the
+Doctor made him do all manner of tricks: standing on the hind legs,
+standing on the front legs, dancing, hopping, rolling over. He finished
+up by making the bull kneel down; then he got on to his back and did
+handsprings and other acrobatics on the beast’s horns.
+
+Pepito and his assistant had their noses sadly out of joint. The crowd
+had forgotten them entirely. They were standing together by the fence
+not far from where I sat, muttering to one another and slowly growing
+green with jealousy.
+
+Finally the Doctor turned towards Don Enrique’s seat and bowing said in
+a loud voice, “This bull is no good any more. He’s terrified and out of
+breath. Take him away, please.”
+
+“Does the caballero wish for a fresh bull?” asked Don Enrique.
+
+“No,” said the Doctor, “I want five fresh bulls. And I would like them
+all in the ring at once, please.”
+
+At this a cry of horror burst from the people. They had been used to
+seeing matadors escaping from one bull at a time. But _five_!—That must
+mean certain death.
+
+Pepito sprang forward and called to Don Enrique not to allow it, saying
+it was against all the rules of bullfighting. (“Ha!” Polynesia
+chuckled into my ear. “It’s like the Doctor’s navigation: he breaks all
+the rules; but he gets there. If they’ll only let him, he’ll give them
+the best show for their money they ever saw.”) A great argument began.
+Half the people seemed to be on Pepito’s side and half on the Doctor’s
+side. At last the Doctor turned to Pepito and made another very grand
+bow which burst the last button off his waistcoat.
+
+[Illustration: “Did acrobatics on the beast’s horns”]
+
+“Well, of course if the caballero is afraid—” he began with a bland
+smile.
+
+“Afraid!” screamed Pepito. “I am afraid of nothing on earth. I am the
+greatest matador in Spain. With this right hand I have killed nine
+hundred and fifty-seven bulls.”
+
+“All right then,” said the Doctor, “let us see if you can kill five
+more. Let the bulls in!” he shouted. “Pepito de Malaga is not afraid.”
+
+A dreadful silence hung over the great theatre as the heavy door into
+the bull pen was rolled back. Then with a roar the five big bulls
+bounded into the ring.
+
+“Look fierce,” I heard the Doctor call to them in cattle language.
+“Don’t scatter. Keep close. Get ready for a rush. Take Pepito, the one
+in purple, first. But for Heaven’s sake don’t kill him. Just chase him
+out of the ring—Now then, all together, go for him!”
+
+The bulls put down their heads and all in line, like a squadron of
+cavalry, charged across the ring straight for poor Pepito.
+
+For one moment the Spaniard tried his hardest to look brave. But the
+sight of the five pairs of horns coming at him at full gallop was too
+much. He turned white to the lips, ran for the fence, vaulted it and
+disappeared.
+
+“Now the other one,” the Doctor hissed. And in two seconds the gallant
+assistant was nowhere to be seen. Juan Hagapoco, the fat matador, was
+left alone in the ring with five rampaging bulls.
+
+The rest of the show was really well worth seeing. First, all five
+bulls went raging round the ring, butting at the fence with their
+horns, pawing up the sand, hunting for something to kill. Then each one
+in turn would pretend to catch sight of the Doctor for the first time
+and giving a bellow of rage, would lower his wicked looking horns and
+shoot like an arrow across the ring as though he meant to toss him to
+the sky.
+
+It was really frightfully exciting. And even I, who knew it was all
+arranged beforehand, held my breath in terror for the Doctor’s life
+when I saw how near they came to sticking him. But just at the last
+moment, when the horns’ points were two inches from the sky-blue
+waistcoat, the Doctor would spring nimbly to one side and the great
+brutes would go thundering harmlessly by, missing him by no more than a
+hair.
+
+Then all five of them went for him together, completely surrounding
+him, slashing at him with their horns and bellowing with fury. How he
+escaped alive I don’t know. For several minutes his round figure could
+hardly be seen at all in that scrimmage of tossing heads, stamping
+hoofs and waving tails.—It was, as Polynesia had prophesied, the
+greatest bullfight ever seen.
+
+One woman in the crowd got quite hysterical and screamed up to Don
+Enrique,
+
+“Stop the fight! Stop the fight! He is too brave a man to be killed.
+This is the most wonderful matador in the world. Let him live! Stop the
+fight!”
+
+But presently the Doctor was seen to break loose from the mob of
+animals that surrounded him. Then catching each of them by the horns,
+one after another, he would give their heads a sudden twist and throw
+them down flat on the sand. The great fellows acted their parts
+extremely well. I have never seen trained animals in a circus do
+better. They lay there panting on the ground where the Doctor threw
+them as if they were exhausted and completely beaten.
+
+Then with a final bow to the ladies John Dolittle took a cigar from his
+pocket, lit it and strolled out of the ring.
+
+
+
+
+_THE NINTH CHAPTER_
+
+WE DEPART IN A HURRY
+
+
+AS soon as the door closed behind the Doctor the most tremendous noise
+I have ever heard broke loose. Some of the men appeared to be angry
+(friends of Pepito’s, I suppose); but the ladies called and called to
+have the Doctor come back into the ring.
+
+When at length he did so, the women seemed to go entirely mad over him.
+They blew kisses to him. They called him a darling. Then they started
+taking off their flowers, their rings, their necklaces, and their
+brooches and threw them down at his feet. You never saw anything like
+it—a perfect shower of jewelry and roses.
+
+But the Doctor just smiled up at them, bowed once more and backed out.
+
+“Now, Bumpo,” said Polynesia, “this is where you go down and gather up
+all those trinkets and we’ll sell ’em. That’s what the big matadors
+do: leave the jewelry on the ground and their assistants collect
+it for them. We might as well lay in a good supply of money while
+we’ve got the chance—you never know when you may need it when you’re
+traveling with the Doctor. Never mind the roses—you can leave them—but
+don’t leave any rings. And when you’ve finished go and get your
+three-thousand pesetas out of Don Ricky-ticky. Tommy and I will meet
+you outside and we’ll pawn the gew-gaws at that Jew’s shop opposite the
+bed-maker’s. Run along—and not a word to the Doctor, remember.”
+
+Outside the bull-ring we found the crowd still in a great state of
+excitement. Violent arguments were going on everywhere. Bumpo joined
+us with his pockets bulging in all directions; and we made our way
+slowly through the dense crowd to that side of the building where the
+matadors’ dressing-room was. The Doctor was waiting at the door for us.
+
+“Good work, Doctor!” said Polynesia, flying on to his shoulder—“Great
+work!—But listen: I smell danger. I think you had better get back to
+the ship now as quick and as quietly as you can. Put your overcoat on
+over that giddy suit. I don’t like the looks of this crowd. More than
+half of them are furious because you’ve won. Don Ricky-ticky must now
+stop the bullfighting—and you know how they love it. What I’m afraid of
+is that some of these matadors who are just mad with jealousy may start
+some dirty work. I think this would be a good time for us to get away.”
+
+“I dare say you’re right, Polynesia,” said the Doctor—“You usually are.
+The crowd does seem to be a bit restless. I’ll slip down to the ship
+alone—so I shan’t be so noticeable; and I’ll wait for you there. You
+come by some different way. But don’t be long about it. Hurry!”
+
+As soon as the Doctor had departed Bumpo sought out Don Enrique and
+said,
+
+“Honorable Sir, you owe me three-thousand pesetas.”
+
+Without a word, but looking cross-eyed with annoyance, Don Enrique paid
+his bet.
+
+We next set out to buy the provisions; and on the way we hired a cab
+and took it along with us.
+
+Not very far away we found a big grocer’s shop which seemed to sell
+everything to eat. We went in and bought up the finest lot of food you
+ever saw in your life.
+
+As a matter of fact, Polynesia had been right about the danger we were
+in. The news of our victory must have spread like lightning through the
+whole town. For as we came out of the shop and loaded the cab up with
+our stores, we saw various little knots of angry men hunting round the
+streets, waving sticks and shouting,
+
+“The Englishmen! Where are those accursed Englishmen who stopped the
+bullfighting?—Hang them to a lamp-post!—Throw them in the sea! The
+Englishmen!—We want the Englishmen!”
+
+After that we didn’t waste any time, you may be sure. Bumpo grabbed the
+Spanish cab-driver and explained to him in signs that if he didn’t
+drive down to the harbor as fast as he knew how and keep his mouth shut
+the whole way, he would choke the life out of him. Then we jumped into
+the cab on top of the food, slammed the door, pulled down the blinds
+and away we went.
+
+“We won’t get a chance to pawn the jewelry now,” said Polynesia, as we
+bumped over the cobbly streets. “But never mind—it may come in handy
+later on. And anyway we’ve got two-thousand five-hundred pesetas left
+out of the bet. Don’t give the cabby more than two pesetas fifty,
+Bumpo. That’s the right fare, I know.”
+
+Well, we reached the harbor all right and we were mighty glad to find
+that the Doctor had sent Chee-Chee back with the row-boat to wait for
+us at the landing-wall.
+
+Unfortunately while we were in the middle of loading the supplies from
+the cab into the boat, the angry mob arrived upon the wharf and made
+a rush for us. Bumpo snatched up a big beam of wood that lay near
+and swung it round and round his head, letting out dreadful African
+battle-yells the while. This kept the crowd off while Chee-Chee and
+I hustled the last of the stores into the boat and clambered in
+ourselves. Bumpo threw his beam of wood into the thick of the Spaniards
+and leapt in after us. Then we pushed off and rowed like mad for the
+_Curlew_.
+
+The mob upon the wall howled with rage, shook their fists and hurled
+stones and all manner of things after us. Poor old Bumpo got hit on the
+head with a bottle. But as he had a very strong head it only raised a
+small bump while the bottle smashed into a thousand pieces.
+
+When we reached the ship’s side the Doctor had the anchor drawn up and
+the sails set and everything in readiness to get away. Looking back we
+saw boats coming out from the harbor-wall after us, filled with angry,
+shouting men. So we didn’t bother to unload our rowboat but just tied
+it on to the ship’s stern with a rope and jumped aboard.
+
+It only took a moment more to swing the _Curlew_ round into the wind;
+and soon we were speeding out of the harbor on our way to Brazil.
+
+“Ha!” sighed Polynesia, as we all flopped down on the deck to take a
+rest and get our breath. “That wasn’t a bad adventure—quite reminds
+me of my old seafaring days when I sailed with the smugglers—Golly,
+that was the life!—Never mind your head, Bumpo. It will be all right
+when the Doctor puts a little arnica on it. Think what we got out of
+the scrap: a boat-load of ship’s stores, pockets full of jewelry and
+thousands of pesetas. Not bad, you know—not bad.”
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PART FOUR
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIRST CHAPTER_
+
+SHELLFISH LANGUAGES AGAIN
+
+
+MIRANDA, the Purple Bird-of-Paradise had prophesied rightly when she
+had foretold a good spell of weather. For three weeks the good ship
+_Curlew_ plowed her way through smiling seas before a steady powerful
+wind.
+
+I suppose most real sailors would have found this part of the voyage
+dull. But not I. As we got further South and further West the face
+of the sea seemed different every day. And all the little things of
+a voyage which an old hand would have hardly bothered to notice were
+matters of great interest for my eager eyes.
+
+We did not pass many ships. When we did see one, the Doctor would get
+out his telescope and we would all take a look at it. Sometimes he
+would signal to it, asking for news, by hauling up little colored flags
+upon the mast; and the ship would signal back to us in the same way.
+The meaning of all the signals was printed in a book which the Doctor
+kept in the cabin. He told me it was the language of the sea and that
+all ships could understand it whether they be English, Dutch, or
+French.
+
+Our greatest happening during those first weeks was passing an iceberg.
+When the sun shone on it it burst into a hundred colors, sparkling
+like a jeweled palace in a fairy-story. Through the telescope we saw
+a mother polar bear with a cub sitting on it, watching us. The Doctor
+recognized her as one of the bears who had spoken to him when he was
+discovering the North Pole. So he sailed the ship up close and offered
+to take her and her baby on to the _Curlew_ if she wished it. But she
+only shook her head, thanking him; she said it would be far too hot for
+the cub on the deck of our ship, with no ice to keep his feet cool. It
+had been indeed a very hot day; but the nearness of that great mountain
+of ice made us all turn up our coat-collars and shiver with the cold.
+
+During those quiet peaceful days I improved my reading and writing a
+great deal with the Doctor’s help. I got on so well that he let me keep
+the ship’s log. This is a big book kept on every ship, a kind of diary,
+in which the number of miles run, the direction of your course and
+everything else that happens is written down.
+
+The Doctor too, in what spare time he had, was nearly always writing—in
+his note-books. I used to peep into these sometimes, now that I could
+read, but I found it hard work to make out the Doctor’s handwriting.
+Many of these note-books seemed to be about sea things. There were six
+thick ones filled full with notes and sketches of different seaweeds;
+and there were others on sea birds; others on sea worms; others on
+seashells. They were all some day to be re-written, printed and bound
+like regular books.
+
+One afternoon we saw, floating around us, great quantities of stuff
+that looked like dead grass. The Doctor told me this was gulf-weed. A
+little further on it became so thick that it covered all the water as
+far as the eye could reach; it made the _Curlew_ look as though she
+were moving across a meadow instead of sailing the Atlantic.
+
+Crawling about upon this weed, many crabs were to be seen. And the
+sight of them reminded the Doctor of his dream of learning the language
+of the shellfish. He fished several of these crabs up with a net and
+put them in his listening-tank to see if he could understand them.
+Among the crabs he also caught a strange-looking, chubby, little fish
+which he told me was called a Silver Fidgit.
+
+After he had listened to the crabs for a while with no success, he put
+the fidgit into the tank and began to listen to that. I had to leave
+him at this moment to go and attend to some duties on the deck. But
+presently I heard him below shouting for me to come down again.
+
+“Stubbins,” he cried as soon as he saw me—“a most extraordinary
+thing—Quite unbelievable—I’m not sure whether I’m dreaming—Can’t
+believe my own senses. I—I—I—”
+
+[Illustration: “‘He talks English!’”]
+
+“Why, Doctor,” I said, “what is it?—What’s the matter?”
+
+“The fidgit,” he whispered, pointing with a trembling finger to the
+listening-tank in which the little round fish was still swimming
+quietly, “he talks English! And—and—and _he whistles tunes_—English
+tunes!”
+
+“Talks English!” I cried—“Whistles!—Why, it’s impossible.”
+
+“It’s a fact,” said the Doctor, white in the face with excitement.
+“It’s only a few words, scattered, with no particular sense to them—all
+mixed up with his own language which I can’t make out yet. But they’re
+English words, unless there’s something very wrong with my hearing—And
+the tune he whistles, it’s as plain as anything—always the same tune.
+Now you listen and tell me what you make of it. Tell me everything you
+hear. Don’t miss a word.”
+
+I went to the glass tank upon the table while the Doctor grabbed a
+note-book and a pencil. Undoing my collar I stood upon the empty
+packing-case he had been using for a stand and put my right ear down
+under the water.
+
+For some moments I detected nothing at all—except, with my dry ear, the
+heavy breathing of the Doctor as he waited, all stiff and anxious, for
+me to say something. At last from within the water, sounding like a
+child singing miles and miles away, I heard an unbelievably thin, small
+voice.
+
+“Ah!” I said.
+
+“What is it?” asked the Doctor in a hoarse, trembly whisper. “What does
+he say?”
+
+“I can’t quite make it out,” I said. “It’s mostly in some strange fish
+language—Oh, but wait a minute!—Yes, now I get it—‘No smoking’.... ‘My,
+here’s a queer one!’ ‘Popcorn and picture postcards here’.... ‘This
+way out’.... ‘Don’t spit’—What funny things to say, Doctor!—Oh, but
+wait!—Now he’s whistling the tune.”
+
+“What tune is it?” gasped the Doctor.
+
+“John Peel.”
+
+“Ah hah,” cried the Doctor, “that’s what I made it out to be.” And he
+wrote furiously in his note-book.
+
+I went on listening.
+
+“This is most extraordinary,” the Doctor kept muttering to himself
+as his pencil went wiggling over the page—“Most extraordinary—but
+frightfully thrilling. I wonder where he—”
+
+“Here’s some more,” I cried—“some more English.... ‘_The big tank needs
+cleaning_’.... That’s all. Now he’s talking fish-talk again.”
+
+“The big tank!” the Doctor murmured frowning in a puzzled kind of way.
+“I wonder where on earth he learned—”
+
+Then he bounded up out of his chair.
+
+“I have it,” he yelled, “this fish has escaped from an aquarium.
+Why, of course! Look at the kind of things he has learned: ‘Picture
+postcards’—they always sell them in aquariums; ‘Don’t spit’; ‘No
+smoking’; ‘This way out’—the things the attendants say. And then, ‘My,
+here’s a queer one!’ That’s the kind of thing that people exclaim
+when they look into the tanks. It all fits. There’s no doubt about
+it, Stubbins: we have here a fish who has escaped from captivity. And
+it’s quite possible—not certain, by any means, but quite possible—that
+I may now, through him, be able to establish communication with the
+shellfish. This is a great piece of luck.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE SECOND CHAPTER_
+
+THE FIDGIT’S STORY
+
+
+WELL, now that he was started once more upon his old hobby of the
+shellfish languages, there was no stopping the Doctor. He worked right
+through the night.
+
+A little after midnight I fell asleep in a chair; about two in the
+morning Bumpo fell asleep at the wheel; and for five hours the _Curlew_
+was allowed to drift where she liked. But still John Dolittle worked
+on, trying his hardest to understand the fidgit’s language, struggling
+to make the fidgit understand him.
+
+When I woke up it was broad daylight again. The Doctor was still
+standing at the listening-tank, looking as tired as an owl and
+dreadfully wet. But on his face there was a proud and happy smile.
+
+“Stubbins,” he said as soon as he saw me stir, “I’ve done it. I’ve
+got the key to the fidgit’s language. It’s a frightfully difficult
+language—quite different from anything I ever heard. The only thing it
+reminds me of—slightly—is ancient Hebrew. It isn’t shellfish; but it’s
+a big step towards it. Now, the next thing, I want you to take a pencil
+and a fresh notebook and write down everything I say. The fidgit has
+promised to tell me the story of his life. I will translate it into
+English and you put it down in the book. Are you ready?”
+
+Once more the Doctor lowered his ear beneath the level of the water;
+and as he began to speak, I started to write. And this is the story
+that the fidgit told us.
+
+
+ THIRTEEN MONTHS IN AN AQUARIUM
+
+ “I was born in the Pacific Ocean, close to the coast
+ of Chile. I was one of a family of two-thousand
+ five-hundred and ten. Soon after our mother and father
+ left us, we youngsters got scattered. The family was
+ broken up—by a herd of whales who chased us. I and
+ my sister, Clippa (she was my favorite sister) had a
+ very narrow escape for our lives. As a rule, whales
+ are not very hard to get away from if you are good at
+ dodging—if you’ve only got a quick swerve. But this
+ one that came after Clippa and myself was a very mean
+ whale. Every time he lost us under a stone or something
+ he’d come back and hunt and hunt till he routed us
+ out into the open again. I never saw such a nasty,
+ persevering brute.
+
+ “Well, we shook him at last—though not before he had
+ worried us for hundreds of miles northward, up the
+ west coast of South America. But luck was against us
+ that day. While we were resting and trying to get our
+ breath, another family of fidgits came rushing by,
+ shouting, ‘Come on! Swim for your lives! The dog-fish
+ are coming!’
+
+ “Now dog-fish are particularly fond of fidgits. We are,
+ you might say, their favorite food—and for that reason
+ we always keep away from deep, muddy waters. What’s
+ more, dog-fish are not easy to escape from; they are
+ terribly fast and clever hunters. So up we had to jump
+ and on again.
+
+ “After we had gone a few more hundred miles we looked
+ back and saw that the dog-fish were gaining on us. So
+ we turned into a harbor. It happened to be one on the
+ west coast of the United States. Here we guessed, and
+ hoped, the dog-fish would not be likely to follow us.
+ As it happened, they didn’t even see us turn in, but
+ dashed on northward and we never saw them again. I hope
+ they froze to death in the Arctic Seas.
+
+ “But, as I said, luck was against us that day. While
+ I and my sister were cruising gently round the ships
+ anchored in the harbor looking for orange-peels, a
+ great delicacy with us—_Swoop! Bang!_—we were caught in
+ a net.
+
+ “We struggled for all we were worth; but it was no use.
+ The net was small-meshed and strongly made. Kicking
+ and flipping we were hauled up the side of the ship
+ and dumped down on the deck, high and dry in a blazing
+ noon-day sun.
+
+ “Here a couple of old men in whiskers and spectacles
+ leant over us, making strange sounds. Some codling had
+ got caught in the net the same time as we were. These
+ the old men threw back into the sea; but us they seemed
+ to think very precious. They put us carefully into a
+ large jar and after they had taken us on shore they
+ went to a big house and changed us from the jar into
+ glass boxes full of water. This house was on the edge
+ of the harbor; and a small stream of sea-water was made
+ to flow through the glass tank so we could breathe
+ properly. Of course we had never lived inside glass
+ walls before; and at first we kept on trying to swim
+ through them and got our noses awfully sore bumping the
+ glass at full speed.
+
+ “Then followed weeks and weeks of weary idleness. They
+ treated us well, so far as they knew how. The old
+ fellows in spectacles came and looked at us proudly
+ twice a day and saw that we had the proper food to eat,
+ the right amount of light and that the water was not
+ too hot or too cold. But oh, the dullness of that life!
+ It seemed we were a kind of a show. At a certain hour
+ every morning the big doors of the house were thrown
+ open and everybody in the city who had nothing special
+ to do came in and looked at us. There were other tanks
+ filled with different kinds of fishes all round the
+ walls of the big room. And the crowds would go from
+ tank to tank, looking in at us through the glass—with
+ their mouths open, like half-witted flounders. We got
+ so sick of it that we used to open our mouths back at
+ them; and this they seemed to think highly comical.
+
+ “One day my sister said to me, ‘Think you, Brother,
+ that these strange creatures who have captured us can
+ talk?’
+
+ “‘Surely,’ said I, ‘have you not noticed that some talk
+ with the lips only, some with the whole face, and yet
+ others discourse with the hands? When they come quite
+ close to the glass you can hear them. Listen!’
+
+ “At that moment a female, larger than the rest, pressed
+ her nose up against the glass, pointed at me and said
+ to her young behind her, ‘Oh, look, here’s a queer one!’
+
+ “And then we noticed that they nearly always said this
+ when they looked in. And for a long time we thought
+ that such was the whole extent of the language, this
+ being a people of but few ideas. To help pass away the
+ weary hours we learned it by heart, ‘Oh, look, here’s
+ a queer one!’ But we never got to know what it meant.
+ Other phrases, however, we did get the meaning of; and
+ we even learned to read a little in man-talk. Many big
+ signs there were, set up upon the walls; and when we
+ saw that the keepers stopped the people from spitting
+ and smoking, pointed to these signs angrily and read
+ them out loud, we knew then that these writings
+ signified, _No Smoking_ and _Don’t Spit_.
+
+ “Then in the evenings, after the crowd had gone, the
+ same aged male with one leg of wood, swept up the
+ peanut-shells with a broom every night. And while
+ he was so doing he always whistled the same tune to
+ himself. This melody we rather liked; and we learned
+ that too by heart—thinking it was part of the language.
+
+ “Thus a whole year went by in this dismal place. Some
+ days new fishes were brought in to the other tanks;
+ and other days old fishes were taken out. At first we
+ had hoped we would only be kept here for a while, and
+ that after we had been looked at sufficiently we would
+ be returned to freedom and the sea. But as month after
+ month went by, and we were left undisturbed, our hearts
+ grew heavy within our prison-walls of glass and we
+ spoke to one another less and less.
+
+ “One day, when the crowd was thickest in the big room,
+ a woman with a red face fainted from the heat. I
+ watched through the glass and saw that the rest of the
+ people got highly excited—though to me it did not seem
+ to be a matter of very great importance. They threw
+ cold water on her and carried her out into the open air.
+
+ “This made me think mightily; and presently a great
+ idea burst upon me.
+
+ “‘Sister,’ I said, turning to poor Clippa who was
+ sulking at the bottom of our prison trying to hide
+ behind a stone from the stupid gaze of the children who
+ thronged about our tank, ‘supposing that _we_ pretended
+ we were sick: do you think they would take us also from
+ this stuffy house?’
+
+ “‘Brother,’ said she wearily, ‘that they might do. But
+ most likely they would throw us on a rubbish-heap,
+ where we would die in the hot sun.’
+
+ “‘But,’ said I, ‘why should they go abroad to seek
+ a rubbish-heap, when the harbor is so close? While
+ we were being brought here I saw men throwing their
+ rubbish into the water. If they would only throw us
+ also there, we could quickly reach the sea.’
+
+ “‘The Sea!’ murmured poor Clippa with a far-away look
+ in her eyes (she had fine eyes, had my sister, Clippa).
+ ‘How like a dream it sounds—the Sea! Oh brother, will
+ we ever swim in it again, think you? Every night as I
+ lie awake on the floor of this evil-smelling dungeon I
+ hear its hearty voice ringing in my ears. How I have
+ longed for it! Just to feel it once again, the nice,
+ big, wholesome homeliness of it all! To jump, just to
+ jump from the crest of an Atlantic wave, laughing in
+ the trade wind’s spindrift, down into the blue-green
+ swirling trough! To chase the shrimps on a summer
+ evening, when the sky is red and the light’s all pink
+ within the foam! To lie on the top, in the doldrums’
+ noonday calm, and warm your tummy in the tropic sun!
+ To wander hand in hand once more through the giant
+ seaweed forests of the Indian Ocean, seeking the
+ delicious eggs of the pop-pop! To play hide-and-seek
+ among the castles of the coral towns with their pearl
+ and jasper windows spangling the floor of the Spanish
+ Main! To picnic in the anemone-meadows, dim blue
+ and lilac-gray, that lie in the lowlands beyond the
+ South Sea Garden! To throw somersaults on the springy
+ sponge-beds of the Mexican Gulf! To poke about among
+ the dead ships and see what wonders and adventures lie
+ inside!—And then, on winter nights when the Northeaster
+ whips the water into froth, to swoop down and down to
+ get away from the cold, down to where the water’s warm
+ and dark, down and still down, till we spy the twinkle
+ of the fire-eels far below where our friends and
+ cousins sit chatting round the Council Grotto—chatting,
+ Brother, over the news and gossip of _the Sea_!... Oh—’
+
+ “And then she broke down completely, sniffling.
+
+ “‘Stop it!’ I said. ‘You make me homesick. Look here:
+ let’s pretend we’re sick—or better still, let’s pretend
+ we’re dead; and see what happens. If they throw us on a
+ rubbish-heap and we fry in the sun, we’ll not be much
+ worse off than we are here in this smelly prison. What
+ do you say? Will you risk it?’
+
+ “‘I will,’ she said—‘and gladly.’
+
+ “So next morning two fidgits were found by the keeper
+ floating on the top of the water in their tank, stiff
+ and dead. We gave a mighty good imitation of dead
+ fish—although I say it myself. The keeper ran and
+ got the old gentlemen with spectacles and whiskers.
+ They threw up their hands in horror when they saw us.
+ Lifting us carefully out of the water they laid us on
+ wet cloths. That was the hardest part of all. If you’re
+ a fish and get taken out of the water you have to keep
+ opening and shutting your mouth to breathe at all—and
+ even that you can’t keep up for long. And all this time
+ we had to stay stiff as sticks and breathe silently
+ through half-closed lips.
+
+ “Well, the old fellows poked us and felt us and pinched
+ us till I thought they’d never be done. Then, when
+ their backs were turned a moment, a wretched cat got
+ up on the table and nearly ate us. Luckily the old
+ men turned round in time and shooed her away. You may
+ be sure though that we took a couple of good gulps
+ of air while they weren’t looking; and that was the
+ only thing that saved us from choking. I wanted to
+ whisper to Clippa to be brave and stick it out. But I
+ couldn’t even do that; because, as you know, most kinds
+ of fish-talk cannot be heard—not even a shout—unless
+ you’re under water.
+
+ “Then, just as we were about to give it up and let on
+ that we were alive, one of the old men shook his head
+ sadly, lifted us up and carried us out of the building.
+
+ “‘Now for it!’ I thought to myself. ‘We’ll soon know
+ our fate: liberty or the garbage-can.’
+
+ “Outside, to our unspeakable horror, he made straight
+ for a large ash-barrel which stood against the wall on
+ the other side of a yard. Most happily for us, however,
+ while he was crossing this yard a very dirty man with a
+ wagon and horses drove up and took the ash-barrel away.
+ I suppose it was his property.
+
+ “Then the old man looked around for some other place to
+ throw us. He seemed about to cast us upon the ground.
+ But he evidently thought that this would make the yard
+ untidy and he desisted. The suspense was terrible. He
+ moved outside the yard-gate and my heart sank once more
+ as I saw that he now intended to throw us in the gutter
+ of the roadway. But (fortune was indeed with us that
+ day), a large man in blue clothes and silver buttons
+ stopped him in the nick of time. Evidently, from the
+ way the large man lectured and waved a short thick
+ stick, it was against the rules of the town to throw
+ dead fish in the streets.
+
+ “At last, to our unutterable joy, the old man turned
+ and moved off with us towards the harbor. He walked so
+ slowly, muttering to himself all the way and watching
+ the man in blue out of the corner of his eye, that I
+ wanted to bite his finger to make him hurry up. Both
+ Clippa and I were actually at our last gasp.
+
+ “Finally he reached the sea-wall and giving us one last
+ sad look he dropped us into the waters of the harbor.
+
+ “Never had we realized anything like the thrill of
+ that moment, as we felt the salt wetness close over
+ our heads. With one flick of our tails we came to life
+ again. The old man was so surprised that he fell right
+ into the water, almost on top of us. From this he was
+ rescued by a sailor with a boat-hook; and the last we
+ saw of him, the man in blue was dragging him away by
+ the coat-collar, lecturing him again. Apparently it was
+ also against the rules of the town to throw dead fish
+ into the harbor.
+
+ “But we?—What time or thought had we for his troubles?
+ _We were free!_ In lightning leaps, in curving spurts,
+ in crazy zig-zags—whooping, shrieking with delight, we
+ sped for home and the open sea!
+
+ “That is all of my story and I will now, as I promised
+ last night, try to answer any questions you may ask
+ about the sea, on condition that I am set at liberty as
+ soon as you have done.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “Is there any part of the sea deeper than
+ that known as the Nero Deep—I mean the one near the
+ Island of Guam?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “Why, certainly. There’s one much deeper
+ than that near the mouth of the Amazon River. But it’s
+ small and hard to find. We call it ‘The Deep Hole.’ And
+ there’s another in the Antarctic Sea.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “Can you talk any shellfish language
+ yourself?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “No, not a word. We regular fishes don’t
+ have anything to do with the shellfish. We consider
+ them a low class.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “But when you’re near them, can you hear
+ the sound they make talking—I mean without necessarily
+ understanding what they say?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “Only with the very largest ones.
+ Shellfish have such weak small voices it is almost
+ impossible for any but their own kind to hear them. But
+ with the bigger ones it is different. They make a sad,
+ booming noise, rather like an iron pipe being knocked
+ with a stone—only not nearly so loud of course.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “I am most anxious to get down to the
+ bottom of the sea—to study many things. But we land
+ animals, as you no doubt know, are unable to breathe
+ under water. Have you any ideas that might help me?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “I think that for both your difficulties
+ the best thing for you to do would be to try and get
+ hold of the Great Glass Sea Snail.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “Er—who, or what, is the Great Glass Sea
+ Snail?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “He is an enormous salt-water snail,
+ one of the winkle family, but as large as a big house.
+ He talks quite loudly—when he speaks, but this is not
+ often. He can go to any part of the ocean, at all
+ depths because he doesn’t have to be afraid of any
+ creature in the sea. His shell is made of transparent
+ mother-o’-pearl so that you can see through it; but
+ it’s thick and strong. When he is out of his shell
+ and he carries it empty on his back, there is room in
+ it for a wagon and a pair of horses. He has been seen
+ carrying his food in it when traveling.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “I feel that that is just the creature
+ I have been looking for. He could take me and my
+ assistant inside his shell and we could explore the
+ deepest depths in safety. Do you think you could get
+ him for me?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “Alas! no. I would willingly if I could;
+ but he is hardly ever seen by ordinary fish. He lives
+ at the bottom of the Deep Hole, and seldom comes
+ out—And into the Deep Hole, the lower waters of which
+ are muddy, fishes such as we are afraid to go.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “Dear me! That’s a terrible
+ disappointment. Are there many of this kind of snail in
+ the sea?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “Oh no. He is the only one in existence,
+ since his second wife died long, long ago. He is the
+ last of the Giant Shellfish. He belongs to past ages
+ when the whales were land-animals and all that. They
+ say he is over seventy thousand years old.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “Good Gracious, what wonderful things he
+ could tell me! I do wish I could meet him.”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “Were there any more questions you wished
+ to ask me? This water in your tank is getting quite
+ warm and sickly. I’d like to be put back into the sea
+ as soon as you can spare me.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “Just one more thing: when Christopher
+ Columbus crossed the Atlantic in 1492, he threw
+ overboard two copies of his diary sealed up in barrels.
+ One of them was never found. It must have sunk. I would
+ like to get it for my library. Do you happen to know
+ where it is?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “Yes, I do. That too is in the Deep Hole.
+ When the barrel sank the currents drifted it northwards
+ down what we call the Orinoco Slope, till it finally
+ disappeared into the Deep Hole. If it was any other
+ part of the sea I’d try and get it for you; but not
+ there.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “Well, that is all, I think. I hate to
+ put you back into the sea, because I know that as soon
+ as I do, I’ll think of a hundred other questions I
+ wanted to ask you. But I must keep my promise. Would
+ you care for anything before you go?—it seems a cold
+ day—some cracker-crumbs or something?”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “No, I won’t stop. All I want just at
+ present is fresh sea-water.”
+
+ _The Doctor:_ “I cannot thank you enough for all the
+ information you have given me. You have been very
+ helpful and patient.”
+
+ _The Fidgit:_ “Pray do not mention it. It has been a
+ real pleasure to be of assistance to the great John
+ Dolittle. You are, as of course you know, already quite
+ famous among the better class of fishes. Goodbye!—and
+ good luck to you, to your ship and to all your plans!”
+
+The Doctor carried the listening-tank to a port-hole, opened it and
+emptied the tank into the sea.
+
+“Good-bye!” he murmured as a faint splash reached us from without.
+
+I dropped my pencil on the table and leaned back with a sigh. My
+fingers were so stiff with writers’ cramp that I felt as though I
+should never be able to open my hand again. But I, at least, had had
+a night’s sleep. As for the poor Doctor, he was so weary that he had
+hardly put the tank back upon the table and dropped into a chair, when
+his eyes closed and he began to snore.
+
+In the passage outside Polynesia scratched angrily at the door. I rose
+and let her in.
+
+“A nice state of affairs!” she stormed. “What sort of a ship is this?
+There’s that colored man upstairs asleep under the wheel; the Doctor
+asleep down here; and you making pot-hooks in a copybook with a
+pencil! Expect the ship to steer herself to Brazil? We’re just drifting
+around the sea like an empty bottle—and a week behind time as it is.
+What’s happened to you all?”
+
+She was so angry that her voice rose to a scream. But it would have
+taken more than that to wake the Doctor.
+
+I put the note-book carefully in a drawer and went on deck to take the
+wheel.
+
+
+
+
+_THE THIRD CHAPTER_
+
+BAD WEATHER
+
+
+AS soon as I had the _Curlew_ swung round upon her course again I
+noticed something peculiar: we were not going as fast as we had been.
+Our favorable wind had almost entirely disappeared.
+
+This, at first, we did not worry about, thinking that at any moment it
+might spring up again. But the whole day went by; then two days; then
+a week,—ten days, and the wind grew no stronger. The _Curlew_ just
+dawdled along at the speed of a toddling babe.
+
+I now saw that the Doctor was becoming uneasy. He kept getting out his
+sextant (an instrument which tells you what part of the ocean you are
+in) and making calculations. He was forever looking at his maps and
+measuring distances on them. The far edge of the sea, all around us, he
+examined with his telescope a hundred times a day.
+
+“But Doctor,” I said when I found him one afternoon mumbling to himself
+about the misty appearance of the sky, “it wouldn’t matter so much,
+would it, if we did take a little longer over the trip? We’ve got
+plenty to eat on board now; and the Purple Bird-of-Paradise will know
+that we have been delayed by something that we couldn’t help.”
+
+“Yes, I suppose so,” he said thoughtfully. “But I hate to keep her
+waiting. At this season of the year she generally goes to the Peruvian
+mountains—for her health. And besides, the good weather she prophesied
+is likely to end any day now and delay us still further. If we could
+only keep moving at even a fair speed, I wouldn’t mind. It’s this
+hanging around, almost dead still, that gets me restless—Ah, here comes
+a wind—Not very strong—but maybe it’ll grow.”
+
+A gentle breeze from the Northeast came singing through the ropes; and
+we smiled up hopefully at the _Curlew’s_ leaning masts.
+
+“We’ve only got another hundred and fifty miles to make, to sight the
+coast of Brazil,” said the Doctor. “If that wind would just stay with
+us, steady, for a full day we’d see land.”
+
+But suddenly the wind changed, swung to the East, then back to the
+Northeast—then to the North. It came in fitful gusts, as though it
+hadn’t made up its mind which way to blow; and I was kept busy at the
+wheel, swinging the _Curlew_ this way and that to keep the right side
+of it.
+
+Presently we heard Polynesia, who was in the rigging keeping a look-out
+for land or passing ships, screech down to us,
+
+“Bad weather coming. That jumpy wind is an ugly sign. And look!—over
+there in the East—see that black line, low down? If that isn’t a
+storm I’m a land-lubber. The gales round here are fierce, when they
+do blow—tear your canvas out like paper. You take the wheel, Doctor:
+it’ll need a strong arm if it’s a real storm. I’ll go wake Bumpo and
+Chee-Chee. This looks bad to me. We’d best get all the sail down right
+away, till we see how strong she’s going to blow.”
+
+Indeed the whole sky was now beginning to take on a very threatening
+look. The black line to the eastward grew blacker as it came nearer
+and nearer. A low, rumbly, whispering noise went moaning over the sea.
+The water which had been so blue and smiling turned to a ruffled ugly
+gray. And across the darkening sky, shreds of cloud swept like tattered
+witches flying from the storm.
+
+I must confess I was frightened. You see I had only so far seen the
+sea in friendly moods: sometimes quiet and lazy; sometimes laughing,
+venturesome and reckless; sometimes brooding and poetic, when moonbeams
+turned her ripples into silver threads and dreaming snowy night-clouds
+piled up fairy-castles in the sky. But as yet I had not known, or even
+guessed at, the terrible strength of the Sea’s wild anger.
+
+When that storm finally struck us we leaned right over flatly on our
+side, as though some invisible giant had slapped the poor _Curlew_ on
+the cheek.
+
+After that things happened so thick and so fast that what with the wind
+that stopped your breath, the driving, blinding water, the deafening
+noise and the rest, I haven’t a very clear idea of how our shipwreck
+came about.
+
+I remember seeing the sails, which we were now trying to roll up upon
+the deck, torn out of our hands by the wind and go overboard like a
+penny balloon—very nearly carrying Chee-Chee with them. And I have a
+dim recollection of Polynesia screeching somewhere for one of us to go
+downstairs and close the port-holes.
+
+In spite of our masts being bare of sail we were now scudding along
+to the southward at a great pace. But every once in a while huge
+gray-black waves would arise from under the ship’s side like nightmare
+monsters, swell and climb, then crash down upon us, pressing us into
+the sea; and the poor _Curlew_ would come to a standstill, half under
+water, like a gasping, drowning pig.
+
+While I was clambering along towards the wheel to see the Doctor,
+clinging like a leech with hands and legs to the rails lest I be blown
+overboard, one of these tremendous seas tore loose my hold, filled my
+throat with water and swept me like a cork the full length of the deck.
+My head struck a door with an awful bang. And then I fainted.
+
+
+
+
+_THE FOURTH CHAPTER_
+
+WRECKED!
+
+
+WHEN I awoke I was very hazy in my head. The sky was blue and the sea
+was calm. At first I thought that I must have fallen asleep in the sun
+on the deck of the _Curlew_. And thinking that I would be late for my
+turn at the wheel, I tried to rise to my feet. I found I couldn’t; my
+arms were tied to something behind me with a piece of rope. By twisting
+my neck around I found this to be a mast, broken off short. Then I
+realized that I wasn’t sitting on a ship at all; I was only sitting on
+a piece of one. I began to feel uncomfortably scared. Screwing up my
+eyes, I searched the rim of the sea North, East, South and West: no
+land: no ships; nothing was in sight. I was alone in the ocean!
+
+At last, little by little, my bruised head began to remember what had
+happened: first, the coming of the storm; the sails going overboard;
+then the big wave which had banged me against the door. But what had
+become of the Doctor and the others? What day was this, to-morrow or
+the day after?—And why was I sitting on only part of a ship?
+
+[Illustration: “I was alone in the ocean!”]
+
+Working my hand into my pocket, I found my penknife and cut the rope
+that tied me. This reminded me of a shipwreck story which Joe had once
+told me, of a captain who had tied his son to a mast in order that he
+shouldn’t be washed overboard by the gale. So of course it must have
+been the Doctor who had done the same to me.
+
+But where was he?
+
+The awful thought came to me that the Doctor and the rest of
+them must be drowned, since there was no other wreckage to be
+seen upon the waters. I got to my feet and stared around the sea
+again—Nothing—nothing but water and sky!
+
+Presently a long way off I saw the small dark shape of a bird skimming
+low down over the swell. When it came quite close I saw it was a Stormy
+Petrel. I tried to talk to it, to see if it could give me news. But
+unluckily I hadn’t learned much seabird language and I couldn’t even
+attract its attention, much less make it understand what I wanted.
+
+Twice it circled round my raft, lazily, with hardly a flip of the
+wing. And I could not help wondering, in spite of the distress I was
+in, where it had spent last night—how it, or any other living thing,
+had weathered such a smashing storm. It made me realize the great big
+difference between different creatures; and that size and strength are
+not everything. To this petrel, a frail little thing of feathers, much
+smaller and weaker than I, the Sea could do anything she liked, it
+seemed; and his only answer was a lazy, saucy flip of the wing! _He_
+was the one who should be called the _able seaman_. For, come raging
+gale, come sunlit calm, this wilderness of water was his home.
+
+After swooping over the sea around me (just looking for food, I
+supposed) he went off in the direction from which he had come. And I
+was alone once more.
+
+I found I was somewhat hungry—and a little thirsty too. I began to
+think all sorts of miserable thoughts, the way one does when he is
+lonesome and has missed breakfast. What was going to become of me now,
+if the Doctor and the rest were drowned? I would starve to death or
+die of thirst. Then the sun went behind some clouds and I felt cold.
+How many hundreds or thousands of miles was I from any land? What if
+another storm should come and smash up even this poor raft on which I
+stood?
+
+I went on like this for a while, growing gloomier and gloomier, when
+suddenly I thought of Polynesia. “You’re always safe with the Doctor,”
+she had said. “He gets there. Remember that.”
+
+I’m sure I wouldn’t have minded so much if he had been here with me. It
+was this being all alone that made me want to weep. And yet the petrel
+was alone!—What a baby I was, I told myself, to be scared to the verge
+of tears just by loneliness! I was quite safe where I was—for the
+present anyhow. John Dolittle wouldn’t get scared by a little thing
+like this. He only got excited when he made a discovery, found a new
+bug or something. And if what Polynesia had said was true, he couldn’t
+be drowned and things would come out all right in the end somehow.
+
+I threw out my chest, buttoned up my collar and began walking up and
+down the short raft to keep warm. I would be like John Dolittle. I
+wouldn’t cry—And I wouldn’t get excited.
+
+How long I paced back and forth I don’t know. But it was a long
+time—for I had nothing else to do.
+
+At last I got tired and lay down to rest. And in spite of all my
+troubles, I soon fell fast asleep.
+
+This time when I woke up, stars were staring down at me out of a
+cloudless sky. The sea was still calm; and my strange craft was rocking
+gently under me on an easy swell. All my fine courage left me as I
+gazed up into the big silent night and felt the pains of hunger and
+thirst set to work in my stomach harder than ever.
+
+“Are you awake?” said a high silvery voice at my elbow.
+
+I sprang up as though some one had stuck a pin in me. And there,
+perched at the very end of my raft, her beautiful golden tail glowing
+dimly in the starlight, sat Miranda, the Purple Bird-of-Paradise!
+
+Never have I been so glad to see any one in my life. I almost fell into
+the water as I leapt to hug her.
+
+“I didn’t want to wake you,” said she. “I guessed you must be tired
+after all you’ve been through—Don’t squash the life out of me, boy: I’m
+not a stuffed duck, you know.”
+
+“Oh, Miranda, you dear old thing,” said I, “I’m so glad to see you.
+Tell me, where is the Doctor? Is he alive?”
+
+“Of course he’s alive—and it’s my firm belief he always will be. He’s
+over there, about forty miles to the westward.”
+
+“What’s he doing there?”
+
+“He’s sitting on the other half of the _Curlew_ shaving himself—or he
+was, when I left him.”
+
+“Well, thank Heaven he’s alive!” said I—“And Bumpo—and the animals, are
+they all right?”
+
+“Yes, they’re with him. Your ship broke in half in the storm. The
+Doctor had tied you down when he found you stunned. And the part you
+were on got separated and floated away. Golly, it _was_ a storm! One
+has to be a gull or an albatross to stand that sort of weather. I had
+been watching for the Doctor for three weeks, from a cliff-top; but
+last night I had to take refuge in a cave to keep my tail-feathers from
+blowing out. As soon as I found the Doctor, he sent me off with some
+porpoises to help us in our search. There had been quite a gathering
+of sea-birds waiting to greet the Doctor; but the rough weather sort of
+broke up the arrangements that had been made to welcome him properly.
+It was the petrel that first gave us the tip where you were.”
+
+“Well, but how can I get to the Doctor, Miranda?—I haven’t any oars.”
+
+“Get to him!—Why, you’re going to him now. Look behind you.”
+
+I turned around. The moon was just rising on the sea’s edge. And I now
+saw that my raft was moving through the water, but so gently that I had
+not noticed it before.
+
+“What’s moving us?” I asked.
+
+“The porpoises,” said Miranda.
+
+I went to the back of the raft and looked down into the water. And just
+below the surface I could see the dim forms of four big porpoises,
+their sleek skins glinting in the moonlight, pushing at the raft with
+their noses.
+
+“They’re old friends of the Doctor’s,” said Miranda. “They’d do
+anything for John Dolittle. We should see his party soon now. We’re
+pretty near the place I left them—Yes, there they are! See that dark
+shape?—No, more to the right of where you’re looking. Can’t you
+make out the figure of the black man standing against the sky?—Now
+Chee-Chee spies us—he’s waving. Don’t you see them?”
+
+I didn’t—for my eyes were not as sharp as Miranda’s. But presently from
+somewhere in the murky dusk I heard Bumpo singing his African comic
+songs with the full force of his enormous voice. And in a little, by
+peering and peering in the direction of the sound, I at last made out a
+dim mass of tattered, splintered wreckage—all that remained of the poor
+_Curlew_—floating low down upon the water.
+
+A hulloa came through the night. And I answered it. We kept it up,
+calling to one another back and forth across the calm night sea. And a
+few minutes later the two halves of our brave little ruined ship bumped
+gently together again.
+
+Now that I was nearer and the moon was higher I could see more plainly.
+Their half of the ship was much bigger than mine.
+
+It lay partly upon its side; and most of them were perched upon the top
+munching ship’s biscuit.
+
+But close down to the edge of the water, using the sea’s calm surface
+for a mirror and a piece of broken bottle for a razor, John Dolittle
+was shaving his face by the light of the moon.
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIFTH CHAPTER_
+
+LAND!
+
+
+THEY all gave me a great greeting as I clambered off my half of the
+ship on to theirs. Bumpo brought me a wonderful drink of fresh water
+which he drew from a barrel; and Chee-Chee and Polynesia stood around
+me feeding me ship’s biscuit.
+
+But it was the sight of the Doctor’s smiling face—just knowing that I
+was with him once again—that cheered me more than anything else. As I
+watched him carefully wipe his glass razor and put it away for future
+use, I could not help comparing him in my mind with the Stormy Petrel.
+Indeed the vast strange knowledge which he had gained from his speech
+and friendship with animals had brought him the power to do things
+which no other human being would dare to try. Like the petrel, he could
+apparently play with the sea in all her moods. It was no wonder that
+many of the ignorant savage peoples among whom he passed in his voyages
+made statues of him showing him as half a fish, half a bird, and half
+a man. And ridiculous though it was, I could quite understand what
+Miranda meant when she said she firmly believed that he could never
+die. Just to be with him gave you a wonderful feeling of comfort and
+safety.
+
+Except for his appearance (his clothes were crumpled and damp and his
+battered high hat was stained with salt water) that storm which had
+so terrified me had disturbed him no more than getting stuck on the
+mud-bank in Puddleby River.
+
+Politely thanking Miranda for getting me so quickly, he asked her
+if she would now go ahead of us and show us the way to Spidermonkey
+Island. Next, he gave orders to the porpoises to leave my old piece of
+the ship and push the bigger half wherever the Bird-of-Paradise should
+lead us.
+
+How much he had lost in the wreck besides his razor I did not
+know—everything, most likely, together with all the money he had saved
+up to buy the ship with. And still he was smiling as though he wanted
+for nothing in the world. The only things he had saved, as far as
+I could see—beyond the barrel of water and bag of biscuit—were his
+precious note-books. These, I saw when he stood up, he had strapped
+around his waist with yards and yards of twine. He was, as old Matthew
+Mugg used to say, a great man. He was unbelievable.
+
+And now for three days we continued our journey slowly but
+steadily—southward.
+
+The only inconvenience we suffered from was the cold. This seemed
+to increase as we went forward. The Doctor said that the island,
+disturbed from its usual paths by the great gale, had evidently drifted
+further South than it had ever been before.
+
+On the third night poor Miranda came back to us nearly frozen. She told
+the Doctor that in the morning we would find the island quite close to
+us, though we couldn’t see it now as it was a misty dark night. She
+said that she must hurry back at once to a warmer climate; and that she
+would visit the Doctor in Puddleby next August as usual.
+
+“Don’t forget, Miranda,” said John Dolittle, “if you should hear
+anything of what happened to Long Arrow, to get word to me.”
+
+The Bird-of-Paradise assured him she would. And after the Doctor had
+thanked her again and again for all that she had done for us, she
+wished us good luck and disappeared into the night.
+
+We were all awake early in the morning, long before it was light,
+waiting for our first glimpse of the country we had come so far to see.
+And as the rising sun turned the eastern sky to gray, of course it
+was old Polynesia who first shouted that she could see palm-trees and
+mountain tops.
+
+With the growing light it became plain to all of us: a long island with
+high rocky mountains in the middle—and so near to us that you could
+almost throw your hat upon the shore.
+
+The porpoises gave us one last push and our strange-looking craft
+bumped gently on a low beach. Then, thanking our lucky stars for
+a chance to stretch our cramped legs, we all bundled off on to the
+land—the first land, even though it was floating land, that we had
+trodden for six weeks. What a thrill I felt as I realized that
+Spidermonkey Island, the little spot in the atlas which my pencil had
+touched, lay at last beneath my feet!
+
+When the light increased still further we noticed that the palms and
+grasses of the island seemed withered and almost dead. The Doctor
+said that it must be on account of the cold that the island was now
+suffering from in its new climate. These trees and grasses, he told us,
+were the kind that belonged to warm, tropical weather.
+
+The porpoises asked if we wanted them any further. And the Doctor said
+that he didn’t think so, not for the present—nor the raft either, he
+added; for it was already beginning to fall to pieces and could not
+float much longer.
+
+As we were preparing to go inland and explore the island, we suddenly
+noticed a whole band of Red Indians watching us with great curiosity
+from among the trees. The Doctor went forward to talk to them. But
+he could not make them understand. He tried by signs to show them
+that he had come on a friendly visit. The Indians didn’t seem to like
+us however. They had bows and arrows and long hunting spears, with
+stone points, in their hands; and they made signs back to the Doctor
+to tell him that if he came a step nearer they would kill us all.
+They evidently wanted us to leave the island at once. It was a very
+uncomfortable situation.
+
+At last the Doctor made them understand that he only wanted to see the
+island all over and that then he would go away—though how he meant to
+do it, with no boat to sail in, was more than I could imagine.
+
+While they were talking among themselves another Indian
+arrived—apparently with a message that they were wanted in some
+other part of the island. Because presently, shaking their spears
+threateningly at us, they went off with the newcomer.
+
+“What discourteous pagans!” said Bumpo. “Did you ever see such
+inhospitability?—Never even asked us if we’d had breakfast, the
+benighted bounders!”
+
+“Sh! They’re going off to their village,” said Polynesia. “I’ll bet
+there’s a village on the other side of those mountains. If you take my
+advice, Doctor, you’ll get away from this beach while their backs are
+turned. Let us go up into the higher land for the present—some place
+where they won’t know where we are. They may grow friendlier when
+they see we mean no harm. They have honest, open faces and look like
+a decent crowd to me. They’re just ignorant—probably never saw white
+folks before.”
+
+So, feeling a little bit discouraged by our first reception, we moved
+off towards the mountains in the centre of the island.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SIXTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE JABIZRI
+
+
+WE found the woods at the feet of the hills thick and tangly and
+somewhat hard to get through. On Polynesia’s advice, we kept away from
+all paths and trails, feeling it best to avoid meeting any Indians for
+the present.
+
+But she and Chee-Chee were good guides and splendid jungle-hunters; and
+the two of them set to work at once looking for food for us. In a very
+short space of time they had found quite a number of different fruits
+and nuts which made excellent eating, though none of us knew the names
+of any of them. We discovered a nice clean stream of good water which
+came down from the mountains; so we were supplied with something to
+drink as well.
+
+We followed the stream up towards the heights. And presently we came to
+parts where the woods were thinner and the ground rocky and steep. Here
+we could get glimpses of wonderful views all over the island, with the
+blue sea beyond.
+
+While we were admiring one of these the Doctor suddenly said, “Sh!—A
+Jabizri!—Don’t you hear it?”
+
+We listened and heard, somewhere in the air about us, an
+extraordinarily musical hum—like a bee, but not just one note. This hum
+rose and fell, up and down—almost like some one singing.
+
+“No other insect but the Jabizri beetle hums like that,” said the
+Doctor. “I wonder where he is—quite near, by the sound—flying among the
+trees probably. Oh, if I only had my butterfly-net! Why didn’t I think
+to strap that around my waist too. Confound the storm: I may miss the
+chance of a lifetime now of getting the rarest beetle in the world—Oh
+look! There he goes!”
+
+A huge beetle, easily three inches long I should say, suddenly flew by
+our noses. The Doctor got frightfully excited. He took off his hat to
+use as a net, swooped at the beetle and caught it. He nearly fell down
+a precipice on to the rocks below in his wild hurry, but that didn’t
+bother him in the least. He knelt down, chortling, upon the ground
+with the Jabizri safe under his hat. From his pocket he brought out a
+glass-topped box, and into this he very skilfully made the beetle walk
+from under the rim of the hat. Then he rose up, happy as a child, to
+examine his new treasure through the glass lid.
+
+It certainly was a most beautiful insect. It was pale blue underneath;
+but its back was glossy black with huge red spots on it.
+
+“There isn’t an entymologist in the whole world who wouldn’t give
+all he has to be in my shoes to-day,” said the Doctor—“Hulloa! This
+Jabizri’s got something on his leg—Doesn’t look like mud. I wonder what
+it is.”
+
+He took the beetle carefully out of the box and held it by its back
+in his fingers, where it waved its six legs slowly in the air. We all
+crowded about him peering at it. Rolled around the middle section of
+its right foreleg was something that looked like a thin dried leaf. It
+was bound on very neatly with strong spider-web.
+
+It was marvelous to see how John Dolittle with his fat heavy fingers
+undid that cobweb cord and unrolled the leaf, whole, without tearing it
+or hurting the precious beetle. The Jabizri he put back into the box.
+Then he spread the leaf out flat and examined it.
+
+You can imagine our surprise when we found that the inside of the leaf
+was covered with signs and pictures, drawn so tiny that you almost
+needed a magnifying-glass to tell what they were. Some of the signs we
+couldn’t make out at all; but nearly all of the pictures were quite
+plain, figures of men and mountains mostly. The whole was done in a
+curious sort of brown ink.
+
+For several moments there was a dead silence while we all stared at
+the leaf, fascinated and mystified.
+
+“I think this is written in blood,” said the Doctor at last. “It
+turns that color when it’s dry. Somebody pricked his finger to make
+these pictures. It’s an old dodge when you’re short of ink—but highly
+unsanitary—What an extraordinary thing to find tied to a beetle’s leg!
+I wish I could talk beetle language, and find out where the Jabizri got
+it from.”
+
+“But what is it?” I asked—“Rows of little pictures and signs. What do
+you make of it, Doctor?”
+
+“It’s a letter,” he said—“a picture letter. All these little things put
+together mean a message—But why give a message to a beetle to carry—and
+to a Jabizri, the rarest beetle in the world?—What an extraordinary
+thing!”
+
+Then he fell to muttering over the pictures.
+
+“I wonder what it means: men walking up a mountain; men walking into
+a hole in a mountain; a mountain falling down—it’s a good drawing,
+that; men pointing to their open mouths; bars—prison-bars, perhaps; men
+praying; men lying down—they look as though they might be sick; and
+last of all, just a mountain—a peculiar-shaped mountain.”
+
+All of a sudden the Doctor looked up sharply at me, a wonderful smile
+of delighted understanding spreading over his face.
+
+“_Long Arrow!_” he cried, “don’t you see, Stubbins?—Why, of course!
+Only a naturalist would think of doing a thing like this: giving his
+letter to a beetle—not to a common beetle, but to the rarest of all,
+one that other naturalists would try to catch—Well, well! Long Arrow!—A
+picture-letter from Long Arrow. For pictures are the only writing that
+he knows.”
+
+“Yes, but who is the letter to?” I asked.
+
+“It’s to me very likely. Miranda had told him, I know, years ago, that
+some day I meant to come here. But if not for me, then it’s for any one
+who caught the beetle and read it. It’s a letter to the world.”
+
+“Well, but what does it say? It doesn’t seem to me that it’s much good
+to you now you’ve got it.”
+
+“Yes, it is,” he said, “because, look, I can read it now. First
+picture: men walking up a mountain—that’s Long Arrow and his party;
+men going into a hole in a mountain—they enter a cave looking for
+medicine-plants or mosses; a mountain falling down—some hanging rocks
+must have slipped and trapped them, imprisoned them in the cave. And
+this was the only living creature that could carry a message for them
+to the outside world—a beetle, who could _burrow_ his way into the open
+air. Of course it was only a slim chance that the beetle would be ever
+caught and the letter read. But it _was_ a chance; and when men are in
+great danger they grab at any straw of hope.... All right. Now look at
+the next picture: men pointing to their open mouths—they are hungry;
+men praying—begging any one who finds this letter to come to their
+assistance; men lying down—they are sick, or starving. This letter,
+Stubbins, is their last cry for help.”
+
+He sprang to his feet as he ended, snatched out a note-book and put
+the letter between the leaves. His hands were trembling with haste and
+agitation.
+
+“Come on!” he cried—“up the mountain—all of you. There’s not a moment
+to lose. Bumpo, bring the water and nuts with you. Heaven only knows
+how long they’ve been pining underground. Let’s hope and pray we’re not
+too late!”
+
+“But where are you going to look?” I asked. “Miranda said the island
+was a hundred miles long and the mountains seem to run all the way down
+the centre of it.”
+
+“Didn’t you see the last picture?” he said, grabbing up his hat from
+the ground and cramming it on his head. “It was an oddly shaped
+mountain—looked like a hawk’s head. Well, there’s where he is—if he’s
+still alive. First thing for us to do, is to get up on a high peak and
+look around the island for a mountain shaped like a hawks’ head—Just
+to think of it! There’s a chance of my meeting Long Arrow, the son of
+Golden Arrow, after all!—Come on! Hurry! To delay may mean death to the
+greatest naturalist ever born!”
+
+
+
+
+_THE SEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+HAWK’S-HEAD MOUNTAIN
+
+
+WE all agreed afterwards that none of us had ever worked so hard in our
+lives before as we did that day. For my part, I know I was often on the
+point of dropping exhausted with fatigue; but I just kept on going—like
+a machine—determined that, whatever happened, _I_ would not be the
+first to give up.
+
+When we had scrambled to the top of a high peak, almost instantly we
+saw the strange mountain pictured in the letter. In shape it was the
+perfect image of a hawk’s head, and was, as far as we could see, the
+second highest summit in the island.
+
+Although we were all out of breath from our climb, the Doctor didn’t
+let us rest a second as soon as he had sighted it. With one look at the
+sun for direction, down he dashed again, breaking through thickets,
+splashing over brooks, taking all the short cuts. For a fat man, he was
+certainly the swiftest cross-country runner I ever saw.
+
+We floundered after him as fast as we could. When I say _we_, I mean
+Bumpo and myself; for the animals, Jip, Chee-Chee and Polynesia, were
+a long way ahead—even beyond the Doctor—enjoying the hunt like a
+paper-chase.
+
+At length we arrived at the foot of the mountain we were making for;
+and we found its sides very steep. Said the Doctor,
+
+“Now we will separate and search for caves. This spot where we now are,
+will be our meeting-place. If anyone finds anything like a cave or a
+hole where the earth and rocks have fallen in, he must shout and hulloa
+to the rest of us. If we find nothing we will all gather here in about
+an hour’s time—Everybody understand?”
+
+Then we all went off our different ways.
+
+Each of us, you may be sure, was anxious to be the one to make a
+discovery. And never was a mountain searched so thoroughly. But alas!
+nothing could we find that looked in the least like a fallen-in cave.
+There were plenty of places where rocks had tumbled down to the foot
+of the slopes; but none of these appeared as though caves or passages
+could possibly lie behind them.
+
+One by one, tired and disappointed, we straggled back to the
+meeting-place. The Doctor seemed gloomy and impatient but by no means
+inclined to give up.
+
+“Jip,” he said, “couldn’t you _smell_ anything like an Indian anywhere?”
+
+“No,” said Jip. “I sniffed at every crack on the mountainside. But I am
+afraid my nose will be of no use to you here, Doctor. The trouble is,
+the whole air is so saturated with the smell of spider-monkeys that it
+drowns every other scent—And besides, it’s too cold and dry for good
+smelling.”
+
+“It is certainly that,” said the Doctor—“and getting colder all the
+time. I’m afraid the island is still drifting to the southward. Let’s
+hope it stops before long, or we won’t be able to get even nuts and
+fruit to eat—everything in the island will perish—Chee-Chee, what luck
+did you have?”
+
+“None, Doctor. I climbed to every peak and pinnacle I could see. I
+searched every hollow and cleft. But not one place could I find where
+men might be hidden.”
+
+“And Polynesia,” asked the Doctor, “did you see nothing that might put
+us on the right track?”
+
+“Not a thing, Doctor—But I have a plan.”
+
+“Oh good!” cried John Dolittle, full of hope renewed. “What is it?
+Let’s hear it.”
+
+“You still have that beetle with you,” she asked—“the Biz-biz, or
+whatever it is you call the wretched insect?”
+
+“Yes,” said the Doctor, producing the glass-topped box from his pocket,
+“here it is.”
+
+“All right. Now listen,” said she. “If what you have supposed is
+true—that is, that Long Arrow had been trapped inside the mountain by
+falling rock, he probably found that beetle inside the cave—perhaps
+many other different beetles too, eh? He wouldn’t have been likely to
+take the Biz-biz in with him, would he?—He was hunting plants, you say,
+not beetles. Isn’t that right?”
+
+“Yes,” said the Doctor, “that’s probably so.”
+
+“Very well. It is fair to suppose then that the beetle’s home, or his
+hole, is in that place—the part of the mountain where Long Arrow and
+his party are imprisoned, isn’t it?”
+
+“Quite, quite.”
+
+“All right. Then the thing to do is to let the beetle go—and watch him;
+and sooner or later he’ll return to his home in Long Arrow’s cave. And
+there we will follow him—Or at all events,” she added smoothing down
+her wing-feathers with a very superior air, “we will follow him till
+the miserable bug starts nosing under the earth. But at least he will
+show us what part of the mountain Long Arrow is hidden in.”
+
+“But he may fly, if I let him out,” said the Doctor. “Then we shall
+just lose him and be no better off than we were before.”
+
+“_Let_ him fly,” snorted Polynesia scornfully. “A parrot can wing it as
+fast as a Biz-biz, I fancy. If he takes to the air, I’ll guarantee not
+to let the little devil out of my sight. And if he just crawls along
+the ground you can follow him yourself.”
+
+“Splendid!” cried the Doctor. “Polynesia, you have a great brain. I’ll
+set him to work at once and see what happens.”
+
+Again we all clustered round the Doctor as he carefully lifted off the
+glass lid and let the big beetle climb out upon his finger.
+
+“Ladybug, Ladybug, fly away home!” crooned Bumpo. “Your house is on
+fire and your chil—”
+
+“Oh, be quiet!” snapped Polynesia crossly. “Stop insulting him! Don’t
+you suppose he has wits enough to go home without your telling him?”
+
+“I thought perchance he might be of a philandering disposition,” said
+Bumpo humbly. “It could be that he is tired of his home and needs to be
+encouraged. Shall I sing him ‘Home Sweet Home,’ think you?”
+
+“No. Then he’d never go back. Your voice needs a rest. Don’t sing to
+him: just watch him—Oh, and Doctor, why not tie another message to the
+creature’s leg, telling Long Arrow that we’re doing our best to reach
+him and that he mustn’t give up hope?”
+
+“I will,” said the Doctor. And in a minute he had pulled a dry leaf
+from a bush near by and was covering it with little pictures in pencil.
+
+At last, neatly fixed up with his new mail-bag, Mr. Jabizri crawled off
+the Doctor’s finger to the ground and looked about him. He stretched
+his legs, polished his nose with his front feet and then moved off
+leisurely to the westward.
+
+We had expected him to walk _up_ the mountain; instead, he walked
+_around_ it. Do you know how long it takes a beetle to walk round a
+mountain? Well, I assure you it takes an unbelievably long time. As
+the hours dragged by, we hoped and hoped that he would get up and fly
+the rest, and let Polynesia carry on the work of following him. But he
+never opened his wings once. I had not realized before how hard it is
+for a human being to walk slowly enough to keep up with a beetle. It
+was the most tedious thing I have ever gone through. And as we dawdled
+along behind, watching him like hawks lest we lose him under a leaf or
+something, we all got so cross and ill-tempered we were ready to bite
+one another’s heads off. And when he stopped to look at the scenery or
+polish his nose some more, I could hear Polynesia behind me letting out
+the most dreadful seafaring swear-words you ever heard.
+
+After he had led us the whole way round the mountain he brought us to
+the exact spot where we started from and there he came to a dead stop.
+
+“Well,” said Bumpo to Polynesia, “what do you think of the beetle’s
+sense now? You see he _doesn’t_ know enough to go home.”
+
+“Oh, be still, you Hottentot!” snapped Polynesia. “Wouldn’t _you_ want
+to stretch your legs for exercise if you’d been shut up in a box all
+day. Probably his home is near here, and that’s why he’s come back.”
+
+“But why,” I asked, “did he go the whole way round the mountain first?”
+
+Then the three of us got into a violent argument. But in the middle of
+it all the Doctor suddenly called out,
+
+“Look, look!”
+
+We turned and found that he was pointing to the Jabizri, who was now
+walking _up_ the mountain at a much faster and more business-like gait.
+
+“Well,” said Bumpo sitting down wearily; “if he is going to walk _over_
+the mountain and back, for more exercise, I’ll wait for him here.
+Chee-Chee and Polynesia can follow him.”
+
+Indeed it would have taken a monkey or a bird to climb the place which
+the beetle was now walking up. It was a smooth, flat part of the
+mountain’s side, steep as a wall.
+
+But presently, when the Jabizri was no more than ten feet above our
+heads, we all cried out together. For, even while we watched him, he
+had disappeared into the face of the rock like a raindrop soaking into
+sand.
+
+“He’s gone,” cried Polynesia. “There must be a hole up there.” And in a
+twinkling she had fluttered up the rock and was clinging to the face of
+it with her claws.
+
+“Yes,” she shouted down, “we’ve run him to earth at last. His hole is
+right here, behind a patch of lichen—big enough to get two fingers in.”
+
+“Ah,” cried the Doctor, “this great slab of rock then must have slid
+down from the summit and shut off the mouth of the cave like a door.
+Poor fellows! What a dreadful time they must have spent in there!—Oh,
+if we only had some picks and shovels now!”
+
+“Picks and shovels wouldn’t do much good,” said Polynesia. “Look at the
+size of the slab: a hundred feet high and as many broad. You would need
+an army for a week to make any impression on it.”
+
+“I wonder how thick it is,” said the Doctor; and he picked up a big
+stone and banged it with all his might against the face of the rock.
+It made a hollow booming sound, like a giant drum. We all stood still
+listening while the echo of it died slowly away.
+
+And then a cold shiver ran down my spine. For, from within the
+mountain, back came three answering knocks: _Boom!... Boom!... Boom!_
+
+Wide-eyed we looked at one another as though the earth itself had
+spoken. And the solemn little silence that followed was broken by the
+Doctor.
+
+“Thank Heaven,” he said in a hushed reverent voice, “some of them at
+least are alive!”
+
+
+
+
+PART FIVE
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIRST CHAPTER_
+
+A GREAT MOMENT
+
+
+THE next part of our problem was the hardest of all: how to roll aside,
+pull down or break open, that gigantic slab. As we gazed up at it
+towering above our heads, it looked indeed a hopeless task for our tiny
+strength.
+
+But the sounds of life from inside the mountain had put new heart in
+us. And in a moment we were all scrambling around trying to find any
+opening or crevice which would give us something to work on. Chee-Chee
+scaled up the sheer wall of the slab and examined the top of it where
+it leaned against the mountain’s side; I uprooted bushes and stripped
+off hanging creepers that might conceal a weak place; the Doctor got
+more leaves and composed new picture-letters for the Jabizri to take
+in if he should turn up again; whilst Polynesia carried up a handful
+of nuts and pushed them into the beetle’s hole, one by one, for the
+prisoners inside to eat.
+
+“Nuts are so nourishing,” she said.
+
+But Jip it was who, scratching at the foot of the slab like a good
+ratter, made the discovery which led to our final success.
+
+“Doctor,” he cried, running up to John Dolittle with his nose all
+covered with black mud, “this slab is resting on nothing but a bed of
+soft earth. You never saw such easy digging. I guess the cave behind
+must be just too high up for the Indians to reach the earth with their
+hands, or they could have scraped a way out long ago. If we can only
+scratch the earth-bed away from under, the slab might drop a little.
+Then maybe the Indians can climb out over the top.”
+
+The Doctor hurried to examine the place where Jip had dug.
+
+“Why, yes,” he said, “if we can get the earth away from under this
+front edge, the slab is standing up so straight, we might even make it
+fall right down in this direction. It’s well worth trying. Let’s get at
+it, quick.”
+
+We had no tools but the sticks and slivers of stone which we could
+find around. A strange sight we must have looked, the whole crew of us
+squatting down on our heels, scratching and burrowing at the foot of
+the mountain, like six badgers in a row.
+
+After about an hour, during which in spite of the cold the sweat fell
+from our foreheads in all directions, the Doctor said,
+
+“Be ready to jump from under, clear out of the way, if she shows signs
+of moving. If this slab falls on anybody, it will squash him flatter
+than a pancake.”
+
+Presently there was a grating, grinding sound.
+
+“Look out!” yelled John Dolittle, “here she comes!—Scatter!”
+
+We ran for our lives, outwards, toward the sides. The big rock slid
+gently down, about a foot, into the trough which we had made beneath
+it. For a moment I was disappointed, for like that, it was as hopeless
+as before—no signs of a cave-mouth showing above it. But as I looked
+upward, I saw the top coming very slowly away from the mountainside.
+We had unbalanced it below. As it moved apart from the face of the
+mountain, sounds of human voices, crying gladly in a strange tongue,
+issued from behind. Faster and faster the top swung forward, downward.
+Then, with a roaring crash which shook the whole mountain-range beneath
+our feet, it struck the earth and cracked in halves.
+
+How can I describe to any one that first meeting between the two
+greatest naturalists the world ever knew, Long Arrow, the son of Golden
+Arrow and John Dolittle, M.D., of Puddleby-on-the-Marsh? The scene
+rises before me now, plain and clear in every detail, though it took
+place so many, many years ago. But when I come to write of it, words
+seem such poor things with which to tell you of that great occasion.
+
+I know that the Doctor, whose life was surely full enough of big
+happenings, always counted the setting free of the Indian scientist
+as the greatest thing he ever did. For my part, knowing how much this
+meeting must mean to him, I was on pins and needles of expectation and
+curiosity as the great stone finally thundered down at our feet and we
+gazed across it to see what lay behind.
+
+The gloomy black mouth of a tunnel, full twenty feet high, was
+revealed. In the centre of this opening stood an enormous red Indian,
+seven feet tall, handsome, muscular, slim and naked—but for a beaded
+cloth about his middle and an eagle’s feather in his hair. He held one
+hand across his face to shield his eyes from the blinding sun which he
+had not seen in many days.
+
+“It is he!” I heard the Doctor whisper at my elbow. “I know him by his
+great height and the scar upon his chin.”
+
+And he stepped forward slowly across the fallen stone with his hand
+outstretched to the red man.
+
+Presently the Indian uncovered his eyes. And I saw that they had a
+curious piercing gleam in them—like the eyes of an eagle, but kinder
+and more gentle. He slowly raised his right arm, the rest of him still
+and motionless like a statue, and took the Doctor’s hand in his. It was
+a great moment. Polynesia nodded to me in a knowing, satisfied kind of
+way. And I heard old Bumpo sniffle sentimentally.
+
+Then the Doctor tried to speak to Long Arrow. But the Indian knew
+no English of course, and the Doctor knew no Indian. Presently, to my
+surprise, I heard the Doctor trying him in different animal languages.
+
+[Illustration: “It was a great moment”]
+
+“How do you do?” he said in dog-talk; “I am glad to see you,” in
+horse-signs; “How long have you been buried?” in deer-language.
+Still the Indian made no move but stood there, straight and stiff,
+understanding not a word.
+
+The Doctor tried again, in several other animal dialects. But with no
+result.
+
+Till at last he came to the language of eagles.
+
+“Great Red-Skin,” he said in the fierce screams and short grunts that
+the big birds use, “never have I been so glad in all my life as I am
+to-day to find you still alive.”
+
+In a flash Long Arrow’s stony face lit up with a smile of
+understanding; and back came the answer in eagle-tongue,
+
+“Mighty White Man, I owe my life to you. For the remainder of my days I
+am your servant to command.”
+
+Afterwards Long Arrow told us that this was the only bird or animal
+language that he had ever been able to learn. But that he had not
+spoken it in a long time, for no eagles ever came to this island.
+
+Then the Doctor signaled to Bumpo who came forward with the nuts and
+water. But Long Arrow neither ate nor drank. Taking the supplies with
+a nod of thanks, he turned and carried them into the inner dimness of
+the cave. We followed him.
+
+Inside we found nine other Indians, men, women and boys, lying on the
+rock floor in a dreadful state of thinness and exhaustion.
+
+Some had their eyes closed, as if dead. Quickly the Doctor went round
+them all and listened to their hearts. They were all alive; but one
+woman was too weak even to stand upon her feet.
+
+At a word from the Doctor, Chee-Chee and Polynesia sped off into the
+jungles after more fruit and water.
+
+While Long Arrow was handing round what food we had to his starving
+friends, we suddenly heard a sound outside the cave. Turning about we
+saw, clustered at the entrance, the band of Indians who had met us so
+inhospitably at the beach.
+
+They peered into the dark cave cautiously at first. But as soon as
+they saw Long Arrow and the other Indians with us, they came rushing
+in, laughing, clapping their hands with joy and jabbering away at a
+tremendous rate.
+
+Long Arrow explained to the Doctor that the nine Indians we had found
+in the cave with him were two families who had accompanied him into
+the mountains to help him gather medicine-plants. And while they had
+been searching for a kind of moss—good for indigestion—which grows only
+inside of damp caves, the great rock slab had slid down and shut them
+in. Then for two weeks they had lived on the medicine-moss and such
+fresh water as could be found dripping from the damp walls of the cave.
+The other Indians on the island had given them up for lost and mourned
+them as dead; and they were now very surprised and happy to find their
+relatives alive.
+
+When Long Arrow turned to the newcomers and told them in their own
+language that it was the white man who had found and freed their
+relatives, they gathered round John Dolittle, all talking at once and
+beating their breasts.
+
+Long Arrow said they were apologizing and trying to tell the Doctor how
+sorry they were that they had seemed unfriendly to him at the beach.
+They had never seen a white man before and had really been afraid of
+him—especially when they saw him conversing with the porpoises. They
+had thought he was the Devil, they said.
+
+Then they went outside and looked at the great stone we had thrown
+down, big as a meadow; and they walked round and round it, pointing to
+the break running through the middle and wondering how the trick of
+felling it was done.
+
+Travelers who have since visited Spidermonkey Island tell me that
+that huge stone slab is now one of the regular sights of the island.
+And that the Indian guides, when showing it to visitors, always tell
+_their_ story of how it came there. They say that when the Doctor
+found that the rocks had entrapped his friend, Long Arrow, he was so
+angry that he ripped the mountain in halves with his bare hands and let
+him out.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SECOND CHAPTER_
+
+“THE MEN OF THE MOVING LAND”
+
+
+FROM that time on the Indians’ treatment of us was very different. We
+were invited to their village for a feast to celebrate the recovery
+of the lost families. And after we had made a litter from saplings to
+carry the sick woman in, we all started off down the mountain.
+
+On the way the Indians told Long Arrow something which appeared to
+be sad news, for on hearing it, his face grew very grave. The Doctor
+asked him what was wrong. And Long Arrow said he had just been informed
+that the chief of the tribe, an old man of eighty, had died early that
+morning.
+
+“That,” Polynesia whispered in my ear, “must have been what they went
+back to the village for, when the messenger fetched them from the
+beach.—Remember?”
+
+“What did he die of?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“He died of cold,” said Long Arrow.
+
+Indeed, now that the sun was setting, we were all shivering ourselves.
+
+“This is a serious thing,” said the Doctor to me. “The island is still
+in the grip of that wretched current flowing southward. We will have to
+look into this to-morrow. If nothing can be done about it, the Indians
+had better take to canoes and leave the island. The chance of being
+wrecked will be better than getting frozen to death in the ice-floes of
+the Antarctic.”
+
+Presently we came over a saddle in the hills, and looking downward on
+the far side of the island, we saw the village—a large cluster of grass
+huts and gaily colored totem-poles close by the edge of the sea.
+
+“How artistic!” said the Doctor—“Delightfully situated. What is the
+name of the village?”
+
+“Popsipetel,” said Long Arrow. “That is the name also of the tribe. The
+word signifies in Indian tongue, _The Men of The Moving Land_. There
+are two tribes of Indians on the island: the Popsipetels at this end
+and the Bag-jagderags at the other.”
+
+“Which is the larger of the two peoples?”
+
+“The Bag-jagderags, by far. Their city covers two square leagues. But,”
+added Long Arrow a slight frown darkening his handsome face, “for me, I
+would rather have one Popsipetel than a hundred Bag-jagderags.”
+
+The news of the rescue we had made had evidently gone ahead of us. For
+as we drew nearer to the village we saw crowds of Indians streaming out
+to greet the friends and relatives whom they had never thought to see
+again.
+
+These good people, when they too were told how the rescue had been the
+work of the strange white visitor to their shores, all gathered round
+the Doctor, shook him by the hands, patted him and hugged him. Then
+they lifted him up upon their strong shoulders and carried him down the
+hill into the village.
+
+There the welcome we received was even more wonderful. In spite of
+the cold air of the coming night, the villagers, who had all been
+shivering within their houses, threw open their doors and came out in
+hundreds. I had no idea that the little village could hold so many.
+They thronged about us, smiling and nodding and waving their hands;
+and as the details of what we had done were recited by Long Arrow they
+kept shouting strange singing noises, which we supposed were words of
+gratitude or praise.
+
+We were next escorted to a brand-new grass house, clean and
+sweet-smelling within, and informed that it was ours. Six strong Indian
+boys were told off to be our servants.
+
+On our way through the village we noticed a house, larger than the
+rest, standing at the end of the main street. Long Arrow pointed to it
+and told us it was the Chief’s house, but that it was now empty—no new
+chief having yet been elected to take the place of the old one who had
+died.
+
+Inside our new home a feast of fish and fruit had been prepared. Most
+of the more important men of the tribe were already seating themselves
+at the long dining-table when we got there. Long Arrow invited us to
+sit down and eat.
+
+This we were glad enough to do, as we were all hungry. But we were both
+surprised and disappointed when we found that the fish had not been
+cooked. The Indians did not seem to think this extraordinary in the
+least, but went ahead gobbling the fish with much relish the way it
+was, raw.
+
+With many apologies, the Doctor explained to Long Arrow that if they
+had no objection we would prefer our fish cooked.
+
+Imagine our astonishment when we found that the great Long Arrow, so
+learned in the natural sciences, did not know what the word _cooked_
+meant!
+
+Polynesia who was sitting on the bench between John Dolittle and myself
+pulled the Doctor by the sleeve.
+
+“I’ll tell you what’s wrong, Doctor,” she whispered as he leant down to
+listen to her: “_these people have no fires_! They don’t know how to
+make a fire. Look outside: It’s almost dark, and there isn’t a light
+showing in the whole village. This is a fireless people.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE THIRD CHAPTER_
+
+FIRE
+
+
+THEN the Doctor asked Long Arrow if he knew what fire was, explaining
+it to him by pictures drawn on the buckskin table-cloth. Long Arrow
+said he had seen such a thing—coming out of the tops of volcanoes; but
+that neither he nor any of the Popsipetels knew how it was made.
+
+“Poor perishing heathens!” muttered Bumpo. “No wonder the old chief
+died of cold!”
+
+At that moment we heard a crying sound at the door. And turning round,
+we saw a weeping Indian mother with a baby in her arms. She said
+something to the Indians which we could not understand; and Long Arrow
+told us the baby was sick and she wanted the white doctor to try and
+cure it.
+
+“Oh Lord!” groaned Polynesia in my ear—“Just like Puddleby: patients
+arriving in the middle of dinner. Well, one thing: the food’s raw, so
+nothing can get cold anyway.”
+
+The Doctor examined the baby and found at once that it was thoroughly
+chilled.
+
+“Fire—_fire_! That’s what it needs,” he said turning to Long
+Arrow—“That’s what you all need. This child will have pneumonia if it
+isn’t kept warm.”
+
+“Aye, truly. But how to make a fire,” said Long Arrow—“where to get it:
+that is the difficulty. All the volcanoes in this land are dead.”
+
+Then we fell to hunting through our pockets to see if any matches had
+survived the shipwreck. The best we could muster were two whole ones
+and a half—all with the heads soaked off them by salt water.
+
+“Hark, Long Arrow,” said the Doctor: “divers ways there be of making
+fire without the aid of matches. One: with a strong glass and the
+rays of the sun. That however, since the sun has set, we cannot now
+employ. Another is by grinding a hard stick into a soft log—Is the
+daylight gone without?—Alas yes. Then I fear we must await the morrow;
+for besides the different woods, we need an old squirrel’s nest for
+fuel—And that without lamps you could not find in your forests at this
+hour.”
+
+“Great are your cunning and your skill, oh White Man,” Long Arrow
+replied. “But in this you do us an injustice. Know you not that all
+fireless peoples can see in the dark? Having no lamps we are forced to
+train ourselves to travel through the blackest night, lightless. I will
+despatch a messenger and you shall have your squirrel’s nest within the
+hour.”
+
+He gave an order to two of our boy-servants who promptly disappeared
+running. And sure enough, in a very short space of time a squirrel’s
+nest, together with hard and soft woods, was brought to our door.
+
+The moon had not yet risen and within the house it was practically
+pitch-black. I could feel and hear, however, that the Indians were
+moving about comfortably as though it were daylight. The task of making
+fire the Doctor had to perform almost entirely by the sense of touch,
+asking Long Arrow and the Indians to hand him his tools when he mislaid
+them in the dark. And then I made a curious discovery: now that I had
+to, I found that I was beginning to see a little in the dark myself.
+And for the first time I realized that of course there _is_ no such
+thing as pitch-dark, so long as you have a door open or a sky above you.
+
+Calling for the loan of a bow, the Doctor loosened the string, put the
+hard stick into a loop and began grinding this stick into the soft wood
+of the log. Soon I smelt that the log was smoking. Then he kept feeding
+the part that was smoking with the inside lining of the squirrel’s
+nest, and he asked me to blow upon it with my breath. He made the stick
+drill faster and faster. More smoke filled the room. And at last the
+darkness about us was suddenly lit up. The squirrel’s nest had burst
+into flame.
+
+The Indians murmured and grunted with astonishment. At first they were
+all for falling on their knees and worshiping the fire. Then they
+wanted to pick it up with their bare hands and play with it. We had to
+teach them how it was to be used; and they were quite fascinated when
+we laid our fish across it on sticks and cooked it. They sniffed the
+air with relish as, for the first time in history, the smell of fried
+fish passed through the village of Popsipetel.
+
+Then we got them to bring us piles and stacks of dry wood; and we made
+an enormous bonfire in the middle of the main street. Round this, when
+they felt its warmth, the whole tribe gathered and smiled and wondered.
+It was a striking sight, one of the pictures from our voyages that I
+most frequently remember: that roaring jolly blaze beneath the black
+night sky, and all about it a vast ring of Indians, the firelight
+gleaming on bronze cheeks, white teeth and flashing eyes—a whole town
+trying to get warm, giggling and pushing like school-children.
+
+In a little, when we had got them more used to the handling of fire,
+the Doctor showed them how it could be taken into their houses if a
+hole were only made in the roof to let the smoke out. And before we
+turned in after that long, long, tiring day, we had fires going in
+every hut in the village.
+
+The poor people were so glad to get really warm again that we thought
+they’d never go to bed. Well on into the early hours of the morning
+the little town fairly buzzed with a great low murmur: the Popsipetels
+sitting up talking of their wonderful pale-faced visitor and this
+strange good thing he had brought with him—_fire_!
+
+
+
+
+_THE FOURTH CHAPTER_
+
+WHAT MAKES AN ISLAND FLOAT
+
+
+VERY early in our experience of Popsipetel kindness we saw that if we
+were to get anything done at all, we would almost always have to do it
+secretly. The Doctor was so popular and loved by all that as soon as he
+showed his face at his door in the morning crowds of admirers, waiting
+patiently outside, flocked about him and followed him wherever he went.
+After his fire-making feat, this childlike people expected him, I
+think, to be continually doing magic; and they were determined not to
+miss a trick.
+
+It was only with great difficulty that we escaped from the crowd the
+first morning and set out with Long Arrow to explore the island at our
+leisure.
+
+In the interior we found that not only the plants and trees were
+suffering from the cold: the animal life was in even worse straits.
+Everywhere shivering birds were to be seen, their feathers all fluffed
+out, gathering together for flight to summer lands. And many lay dead
+upon the ground. Going down to the shore, we watched land-crabs in
+large numbers taking to the sea to find some better home. While away to
+the Southeast we could see many icebergs floating—a sign that we were
+now not far from the terrible region of the Antarctic.
+
+As we were looking out to sea, we noticed our friends the porpoises
+jumping through the waves. The Doctor hailed them and they came inshore.
+
+He asked them how far we were from the South Polar Continent.
+
+About a hundred miles, they told him. And then they asked why he wanted
+to know.
+
+“Because this floating island we are on,” said he, “is drifting
+southward all the time in a current. It’s an island that ordinarily
+belongs somewhere in the tropic zone—real sultry weather, sunstrokes
+and all that. If it doesn’t stop going southward pretty soon everything
+on it is going to perish.”
+
+“Well,” said the porpoises, “then the thing to do is to get it back
+into a warmer climate, isn’t it?”
+
+“Yes, but how?” said the Doctor. “We can’t _row_ it back.”
+
+“No,” said they, “but whales could push it—if you only got enough of
+them.”
+
+“What a splendid idea!—Whales, the very thing!” said the Doctor. “Do
+you think you could get me some?”
+
+“Why, certainly,” said the porpoises, “we passed one herd of them out
+there, sporting about among the icebergs. We’ll ask them to come over.
+And if they aren’t enough, we’ll try and hunt up some more. Better have
+plenty.”
+
+“Thank you,” said the Doctor. “You are very kind—By the way, do you
+happen to know how this island came to be a floating island? At least
+half of it, I notice, is made of stone. It is very odd that it floats
+at all, isn’t it?”
+
+“It is unusual,” they said. “But the explanation is quite simple. It
+used to be a mountainous part of South America—an overhanging part—sort
+of an awkward corner, you might say. Way back in the glacial days,
+thousands of years ago, it broke off from the mainland; and by some
+curious accident the inside of it, which is hollow, got filled with
+air as it fell into the ocean. You can only see less than half of
+the island: the bigger half is under water. And in the middle of it,
+underneath, is a huge rock air-chamber, running right up inside the
+mountains. And that’s what keeps it floating.”
+
+“What a pecurious phenometer!” said Bumpo.
+
+“It is indeed,” said the Doctor. “I must make a note of that.” And out
+came the everlasting note-book.
+
+The porpoises went bounding off towards the icebergs. And not long
+after, we saw the sea heaving and frothing as a big herd of whales came
+towards us at full speed.
+
+They certainly were enormous creatures; and there must have been a good
+two hundred of them.
+
+“Here they are,” said the porpoises, poking their heads out of the
+water.
+
+“Good!” said the Doctor. “Now just explain to them, will you please?
+that this is a very serious matter for all the living creatures in this
+land. And ask them if they will be so good as to go down to the far end
+of the island, put their noses against it and push it back near the
+coast of Southern Brazil.”
+
+The porpoises evidently succeeded in persuading the whales to do as the
+Doctor asked; for presently we saw them thrashing through the seas,
+going off towards the south end of the island.
+
+Then we lay down upon the beach and waited.
+
+After about an hour the Doctor got up and threw a stick into the water.
+For a while this floated motionless. But soon we saw it begin to move
+gently down the coast.
+
+“Ah!” said the Doctor, “see that?—The island is going North at last.
+Thank goodness!”
+
+Faster and faster we left the stick behind; and smaller and dimmer grew
+the icebergs on the skyline.
+
+The Doctor took out his watch, threw more sticks into the water and
+made a rapid calculation.
+
+“Humph!—Fourteen and a half knots an hour,” he murmured—“A very nice
+speed. It should take us about five days to get back near Brazil. Well,
+that’s that—Quite a load off my mind. I declare I feel warmer already.
+Let’s go and get something to eat.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIFTH CHAPTER_
+
+WAR!
+
+
+ON our way back to the village the Doctor began discussing natural
+history with Long Arrow. But their most interesting talk, mainly about
+plants, had hardly begun when an Indian runner came dashing up to us
+with a message.
+
+Long Arrow listened gravely to the breathless, babbled words, then
+turned to the Doctor and said in eagle tongue,
+
+“Great White Man, an evil thing has befallen the Popsipetels. Our
+neighbors to the southward, the thievish Bag-jagderags, who for so long
+have cast envious eyes on our stores of ripe corn, have gone upon the
+war-path; and even now are advancing to attack us.”
+
+“Evil news indeed,” said the Doctor. “Yet let us not judge harshly.
+Perhaps it is that they are desperate for food, having their own crops
+frost-killed before harvest. For are they not even nearer the cold
+South than you?”
+
+“Make no excuses for any man of the tribe of the Bag-jagderags,” said
+Long Arrow shaking his head. “They are an idle shiftless race. They do
+but see a chance to get corn without the labor of husbandry. If it
+were not that they are a much bigger tribe and hope to defeat their
+neighbor by sheer force of numbers, they would not have dared to make
+open war upon the brave Popsipetels.”
+
+When we reached the village we found it in a great state of excitement.
+Everywhere men were seen putting their bows in order, sharpening
+spears, grinding battle-axes and making arrows by the hundred. Women
+were raising a high fence of bamboo poles all round the village. Scouts
+and messengers kept coming and going, bringing news of the movements of
+the enemy. While high up in the trees and hills about the village we
+could see look-outs watching the mountains to the southward.
+
+Long Arrow brought another Indian, short but enormously broad, and
+introduced him to the Doctor as Big Teeth, the chief warrior of the
+Popsipetels.
+
+The Doctor volunteered to go and see the enemy and try to argue the
+matter out peacefully with them instead of fighting; for war, he said,
+was at best a stupid wasteful business. But the two shook their heads.
+Such a plan was hopeless, they said. In the last war when they had sent
+a messenger to do peaceful arguing, the enemy had merely hit him with
+an ax.
+
+While the Doctor was asking Big Teeth how he meant to defend the
+village against attack, a cry of alarm was raised by the look-outs.
+
+“They’re coming!—The Bag-jagderags—swarming down the mountains in
+thousands!”
+
+“Well,” said the Doctor, “it’s all in the day’s work, I suppose. I
+don’t believe in war; but if the village is attacked we must help
+defend it.”
+
+And he picked up a club from the ground and tried the heft of it
+against a stone.
+
+“This,” he said, “seems like a pretty good tool to me.” And he walked
+to the bamboo fence and took his place among the other waiting fighters.
+
+Then we all got hold of some kind of weapon with which to help our
+friends, the gallant Popsipetels: I borrowed a bow and a quiver full of
+arrows; Jip was content to rely upon his old, but still strong teeth;
+Chee-Chee took a bag of rocks and climbed a palm where he could throw
+them down upon the enemies’ heads; and Bumpo marched after the Doctor
+to the fence armed with a young tree in one hand and a door-post in the
+other.
+
+When the enemy drew near enough to be seen from where we stood we all
+gasped with astonishment. The hillsides were actually covered with
+them—thousands upon thousands. They made our small army within the
+village look like a mere handful.
+
+“Saints alive!” muttered Polynesia, “our little lot will stand no
+chance against that swarm. This will never do. I’m going off to get
+some help.”
+
+Where she was going and what kind of help she meant to get, I had no
+idea. She just disappeared from my side. But Jip, who had heard her,
+poked his nose between the bamboo bars of the fence to get a better
+view of the enemy and said,
+
+“Likely enough she’s gone after the Black Parrots. Let’s hope she
+finds them in time. Just look at those ugly ruffians climbing down the
+rocks—millions of ’em! This fight’s going to keep us all hopping.”
+
+And Jip was right. Before a quarter of an hour had gone by our
+village was completely surrounded by one huge mob of yelling, raging
+Bag-jagderags.
+
+I now come again to a part in the story of our voyages where things
+happened so quickly, one upon the other, that looking backwards I see
+the picture only in a confused kind of way. I know that if it had not
+been for the Terrible Three—as they came afterwards to be fondly called
+in Popsipetel history—Long Arrow, Bumpo and the Doctor, the war would
+have been soon over and the whole island would have belonged to the
+worthless Bag-jagderags. But the Englishman, the African and the Indian
+were a regiment in themselves; and between them they made that village
+a dangerous place for any man to try to enter.
+
+The bamboo fencing which had been hastily set up around the town was
+not a very strong affair; and right from the start it gave way in
+one place after another as the enemy thronged and crowded against it.
+Then the Doctor, Long Arrow and Bumpo would hurry to the weak spot, a
+terrific hand-to-hand fight would take place and the enemy be thrown
+out. But almost instantly a cry of alarm would come from some other
+part of the village-wall; and the Three would have to rush off and do
+the same thing all over again.
+
+[Illustration: The Terrible Three
+
+_From an Indian rock-engraving found on Hawks’-Head Mountain,
+Spidermonkey Island_]
+
+The Popsipetels were themselves no mean fighters; but the strength and
+weight of those three men of different lands and colors, standing close
+together, swinging their enormous war-clubs, was really a sight for the
+wonder and admiration of any one.
+
+Many weeks later when I was passing an Indian camp-fire at night I
+heard this song being sung. It has since become one of the traditional
+folksongs of the Popsipetels.
+
+ THE SONG OF THE TERRIBLE THREE
+
+ Oh hear ye the Song of the Terrible Three
+ And the fight that they fought by the edge of the sea.
+ Down from the mountains, the rocks and the crags,
+ Swarming like wasps, came the Bag-jagderags.
+
+ Surrounding our village, our walls they broke down.
+ Oh, sad was the plight of our men and our town!
+ But Heaven determined our land to set free
+ And sent us the help of the Terrible Three.
+
+ One was a Black—he was dark as the night;
+ One was a Red-skin, a mountain of height;
+ But the chief was a White Man, round like a bee;
+ And all in a row stood the Terrible Three.
+
+ Shoulder to shoulder, they hammered and hit.
+ Like demons of fury they kicked and they bit.
+ Like a wall of destruction they stood in a row,
+ Flattening enemies, six at a blow.
+
+ Oh, strong was the Red-skin fierce was the Black.
+ Bag-jagderags trembled and tried to turn back.
+ But ’twas of the White Man they shouted, “Beware!
+ He throws men in handfuls, straight up in the air!”
+
+ Long shall they frighten bad children at night
+ With tales of the Red and the Black and the White.
+ And long shall we sing of the Terrible Three
+ And the fight that they fought by the edge of the sea.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SIXTH CHAPTER_
+
+GENERAL POLYNESIA
+
+
+BUT alas! even the Three, mighty though they were, could not last
+forever against an army which seemed to have no end. In one of the
+hottest scrimmages, when the enemy had broken a particularly wide hole
+through the fence, I saw Long Arrow’s great figure topple and come down
+with a spear sticking in his broad chest.
+
+For another half-hour Bumpo and the Doctor fought on side by side. How
+their strength held out so long I cannot tell, for never a second were
+they given to get their breath or rest their arms.
+
+The Doctor—the quiet, kindly, peaceable, little Doctor!—well, you
+wouldn’t have known him if you had seen him that day dealing out whacks
+you could hear a mile off, walloping and swatting in all directions.
+
+As for Bumpo, with staring eye-balls and grim set teeth, he was
+a veritable demon. None dared come within yards of that wicked,
+wide-circling door-post. But a stone, skilfully thrown, struck him at
+last in the centre of the forehead. And down went the second of the
+Three. John Dolittle, the last of the Terribles, was left fighting
+alone.
+
+Jip and I rushed to his side and tried to take the places of the fallen
+ones. But, far too light and too small, we made but a poor exchange.
+Another length of the fence crashed down, and through the widened gap
+the Bag-jagderags poured in on us like a flood.
+
+“To the canoes!—To the sea!” shouted the Popsipetels. “Fly for your
+lives!—All is over!—The war is lost!”
+
+But the Doctor and I never got a chance to fly for our lives. We were
+swept off our feet and knocked down flat by the sheer weight of the
+mob. And once down, we were unable to get up again. I thought we would
+surely be trampled to death.
+
+But at that moment, above the din and racket of the battle, we heard
+the most terrifying noise that ever assaulted human ears: the sound of
+millions and millions of parrots all screeching with fury together.
+
+The army, which in the nick of time Polynesia had brought to our
+rescue, darkened the whole sky to the westward. I asked her afterwards,
+how many birds there were; and she said she didn’t know exactly but
+that they certainly numbered somewhere between sixty and seventy
+millions. In that extraordinarily short space of time she had brought
+them from the mainland of South America.
+
+If you have ever heard a parrot screech with anger you will know that
+it makes a truly frightful sound; and if you have ever been bitten by
+one, you will know that its bite can be a nasty and a painful thing.
+
+The Black Parrots (coal-black all over, they were—except for a scarlet
+beak and a streak of red in wing and tail) on the word of command from
+Polynesia set to work upon the Bag-jagderags who were now pouring
+through the village looking for plunder.
+
+And the Black Parrots’ method of fighting was peculiar. This is what
+they did: on the head of each Bag-jagderag three or four parrots
+settled and took a good foot-hold in his hair with their claws; then
+they leant down over the sides of his head and began clipping snips out
+of his ears, for all the world as though they were punching tickets.
+That is all they did. They never bit them anywhere else except the
+ears. But it won the war for us.
+
+With howls pitiful to hear, the Bag-jagderags fell over one another in
+their haste to get out of that accursed village. It was no use their
+trying to pull the parrots off their heads; because for each head there
+were always four more parrots waiting impatiently to get on.
+
+Some of the enemy were lucky; and with only a snip or two managed to
+get outside the fence—where the parrots immediately left them alone.
+But with most, before the black birds had done with them, the ears
+presented a very singular appearance—like the edge of a postage-stamp.
+This treatment, very painful at the time, did not however do them any
+permanent harm beyond the change in looks. And it later got to be the
+tribal mark of the Bag-jagderags. No really smart young lady of this
+tribe would be seen walking with a man who did not have scalloped
+ears—for such was a proof that he had been in the Great War. And that
+(though it is not generally known to scientists) is how this people
+came to be called by the other Indian nations, the _Ragged-Eared
+Bag-jagderags_.
+
+As soon as the village was cleared of the enemy the Doctor turned his
+attention to the wounded.
+
+In spite of the length and fierceness of the struggle, there were
+surprisingly few serious injuries. Poor Long Arrow was the worst off.
+However, after the Doctor had washed his wound and got him to bed, he
+opened his eyes and said he already felt better. Bumpo was only badly
+stunned.
+
+With this part of the business over, the Doctor called to Polynesia
+to have the Black Parrots drive the enemy right back into their own
+country and to wait there, guarding them all night.
+
+Polynesia gave the short word of command; and like one bird those
+millions of parrots opened their red beaks and let out once more their
+terrifying battle-scream.
+
+The Bag-jagderags didn’t wait to be bitten a second time, but fled
+helter-skelter over the mountains from which they had come; whilst
+Polynesia and her victorious army followed watchfully behind like a
+great, threatening, black cloud.
+
+The Doctor picked up his high hat which had been knocked off in the
+fight, dusted it carefully and put it on.
+
+“To-morrow,” he said, shaking his fist towards the hills, “we will
+arrange the terms of peace—and we will arrange them—in the City of
+Bag-jagderag!”
+
+His words were greeted with cheers of triumph from the admiring
+Popsipetels. The war was over.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE PEACE OF THE PARROTS
+
+
+THE next day we set out for the far end of the island, and reaching it
+in canoes (for we went by sea) after a journey of twenty-five hours, we
+remained no longer than was necessary in the City of Bag-jagderag.
+
+When he threw himself into that fight at Popsipetel, I saw the Doctor
+really angry for the first time in my life. But his anger, once
+aroused, was slow to die. All the way down the coast of the island he
+never ceased to rail against this cowardly people who had attacked his
+friends, the Popsipetels, for no other reason but to rob them of their
+corn, because they were too idle to till the land themselves. And he
+was still angry when he reached the City of Bag-jagderag.
+
+Long Arrow had not come with us for he was as yet too weak from his
+wound. But the Doctor—always clever at languages—was already getting
+familiar with the Indian tongue. Besides, among the half-dozen
+Popsipetels who accompanied us to paddle the canoes, was one boy to
+whom we had taught a little English. He and the Doctor between them
+managed to make themselves understood to the Bag-jagderags. This
+people, with the terrible parrots still blackening the hills about
+their stone town, waiting for the word to descend and attack, were, we
+found, in a very humble mood.
+
+Leaving our canoes we passed up the main street to the palace of the
+chief. Bumpo and I couldn’t help smiling with satisfaction as we saw
+how the waiting crowds which lined the roadway bowed their heads to the
+ground, as the little, round, angry figure of the Doctor strutted ahead
+of us with his chin in the air.
+
+At the foot of the palace-steps the chief and all the more important
+personages of the tribe were waiting to meet him, smiling humbly and
+holding out their hands in friendliness. The Doctor took not the
+slightest notice. He marched right by them, up the steps to the door
+of the palace. There he turned around and at once began to address the
+people in a firm voice.
+
+I never heard such a speech in my life—and I am quite sure that they
+never did either. First he called them a long string of names: cowards,
+loafers, thieves, vagabonds, good-for-nothings, bullies and what not.
+Then he said he was still seriously thinking of allowing the parrots to
+drive them on into the sea, in order that this pleasant land might be
+rid, once for all, of their worthless carcases.
+
+At this a great cry for mercy went up, and the chief and all of
+them fell on their knees, calling out that they would submit to any
+conditions of peace he wished.
+
+Then the Doctor called for one of their scribes—that is, a man who did
+picture-writing. And on the stone walls of the palace of Bag-jagderag
+he bade him write down the terms of the peace as he dictated it.
+This peace is known as _The Peace of The Parrots_, and—unlike most
+peaces—was, and is, strictly kept—even to this day.
+
+It was quite long in words. The half of the palace-front was covered
+with picture-writing, and fifty pots of paint were used, before the
+weary scribe had done. But the main part of it all was that there
+should be no more fighting; and that the two tribes should give solemn
+promise to help one another whenever there was corn-famine or other
+distress in the lands belonging to either.
+
+This greatly surprised the Bag-jagderags. They had expected from the
+Doctor’s angry face that he would at least chop a couple of hundred
+heads off—and probably make the rest of them slaves for life.
+
+But when they saw that he only meant kindly by them, their great fear
+of him changed to a tremendous admiration. And as he ended his long
+speech and walked briskly down the steps again on his way back to the
+canoes, the group of chieftains threw themselves at his feet and cried,
+
+“Do but stay with us, Great Lord, and all the riches of Bag-jagderag
+shall be poured into your lap. Gold-mines we know of in the mountains
+and pearl-beds beneath the sea. Only stay with us, that your
+all-powerful wisdom may lead our Council and our people in prosperity
+and peace.”
+
+The Doctor held up his hand for silence.
+
+“No man,” said he, “would wish to be the guest of the Bag-jagderags
+till they had proved by their deeds that they are an honest race. Be
+true to the terms of the Peace and from yourselves shall come good
+government and prosperity—Farewell!”
+
+Then he turned and followed by Bumpo, the Popsipetels and myself,
+walked rapidly down to the canoes.
+
+
+
+
+_THE EIGHTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE HANGING STONE
+
+
+BUT the change of heart in the Bag-jagderags was really sincere. The
+Doctor had made a great impression on them—a deeper one than even he
+himself realized at the time. In fact I sometimes think that that
+speech of his from the palace-steps had more effect upon the Indians of
+Spidermonkey Island than had any of his great deeds which, great though
+they were, were always magnified and exaggerated when the news of them
+was passed from mouth to mouth.
+
+A sick girl was brought to him as he reached the place where the boats
+lay. She turned out to have some quite simple ailment which he quickly
+gave the remedy for. But this increased his popularity still more. And
+when he stepped into his canoe, the people all around us actually burst
+into tears. It seems (I learned this afterwards) that they thought he
+was going away across the sea, for good, to the mysterious foreign
+lands from which he had come.
+
+Some of the chieftains spoke to the Popsipetels as we pushed off. What
+they said I did not understand; but we noticed that several canoes
+filled with Bag-jagderags followed us at a respectful distance all the
+way back to Popsipetel.
+
+The Doctor had determined to return by the other shore, so that we
+should be thus able to make a complete trip round the island’s shores.
+
+Shortly after we started, while still off the lower end of the island,
+we sighted a steep point on the coast where the sea was in a great
+state of turmoil, white with soapy froth. On going nearer, we found
+that this was caused by our friendly whales who were still faithfully
+working away with their noses against the end of the island, driving us
+northward. We had been kept so busy with the war that we had forgotten
+all about them. But as we paused and watched their mighty tails lashing
+and churning the sea, we suddenly realized that we had not felt cold
+in quite a long while. Speeding up our boat lest the island be carried
+away from us altogether, we passed on up the coast; and here and there
+we noticed that the trees on the shore already looked greener and more
+healthy. Spidermonkey Island was getting back into her home climates.
+
+About halfway to Popsipetel we went ashore and spent two or three days
+exploring the central part of the island. Our Indian paddlers took us
+up into the mountains, very steep and high in this region, overhanging
+the sea. And they showed us what they called the Whispering Rocks.
+
+This was a very peculiar and striking piece of scenery. It was like a
+great vast basin, or circus, in the mountains, and out of the centre of
+it there rose a table of rock with an ivory chair upon it. All around
+this the mountains went up like stairs, or theatre-seats, to a great
+height—except at one narrow end which was open to a view of the sea.
+You could imagine it a council-place or concert-hall for giants, and
+the rock table in the centre the stage for performers or the stand for
+the speaker.
+
+[Illustration: “Working away with their noses against the end of the
+island”]
+
+We asked our guides why it was called the Whispering Rocks; and they
+said, “Go down into it and we will show you.”
+
+The great bowl was miles deep and miles wide. We scrambled down the
+rocks and they showed us how, even when you stood far, far apart from
+one another, you merely had to whisper in that great place and every
+one in the theatre could hear you. This was, the Doctor said, on
+account of the echoes which played backwards and forwards between the
+high walls of rock.
+
+Our guides told us that it was here, in days long gone by when the
+Popsipetels owned the whole of Spidermonkey Island, that the kings
+were crowned. The ivory chair upon the table was the throne in which
+they sat. And so great was the big theatre that all the Indians in the
+island were able to get seats in it to see the ceremony.
+
+They showed us also an enormous hanging stone perched on the edge of
+a volcano’s crater—the highest summit in the whole island. Although
+it was very far below us, we could see it quite plainly; and it looked
+wobbly enough to be pushed off its perch with the hand. There was a
+legend among the people, they said, that when the greatest of all
+Popsipetel kings should be crowned in the ivory chair, this hanging
+stone would tumble into the volcano’s mouth and go straight down to the
+centre of the earth.
+
+[Illustration: “The Whispering Rocks”]
+
+The Doctor said he would like to go and examine it closer.
+
+And when we were come to the lip of the volcano (it took us half a
+day to get up to it) we found the stone was unbelievably large—big
+as a cathedral. Underneath it we could look right down into a black
+hole which seemed to have no bottom. The Doctor explained to us that
+volcanoes sometimes spurted up fire from these holes in their tops; but
+that those on floating islands were always cold and dead.
+
+“Stubbins,” he said, looking up at the great stone towering above us,
+“do you know what would most likely happen if that boulder should fall
+in?”
+
+“No,” said I, “what?”
+
+“You remember the air-chamber which the porpoises told us lies under
+the centre of the island?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Well, this stone is heavy enough, if it fell into the volcano, to
+break through into that air-chamber from above. And once it did, the
+air would escape and the floating island would float no more. It would
+sink.”
+
+“But then everybody on it would be drowned, wouldn’t they?” said Bumpo.
+
+“Oh no, not necessarily. That would depend on the depth of the sea
+where the sinking took place. The island might touch bottom when it
+had only gone down, say, a hundred feet. But there would be lots of it
+still sticking up above the water then, wouldn’t there?”
+
+“Yes,” said Bumpo, “I suppose there would. Well, let us hope that the
+ponderous fragment does _not_ lose its equilibriosity, for I don’t
+believe it would stop at the centre of the earth—more likely it would
+fall right through the world and come out the other side.”
+
+Many other wonders there were which these men showed us in the central
+regions of their island. But I have not time or space to tell you of
+them now.
+
+Descending towards the shore again, we noticed that we were still
+being watched, even here among the highlands, by the Bag-jagderags
+who had followed us. And when we put to sea once more a boatload of
+them proceeded to go ahead of us in the direction of Popsipetel.
+Having lighter canoes, they traveled faster than our party; and we
+judged that they should reach the village—if that was where they were
+going—many hours before we could.
+
+The Doctor was now becoming anxious to see how Long Arrow was getting
+on, so we all took turns at the paddles and went on traveling by
+moonlight through the whole night.
+
+We reached Popsipetel just as the dawn was breaking.
+
+To our great surprise we found that not only we, but the whole village
+also, had been up all night. A great crowd was gathered about the dead
+chief’s house. And as we landed our canoes upon the beach we saw a
+large number of old men, the seniors of the tribe, coming out at the
+main door.
+
+We inquired what was the meaning of all this; and were told that the
+election of a new chief had been going on all through the whole night.
+Bumpo asked the name of the new chief; but this, it seemed, had not yet
+been given out. It would be announced at mid-day.
+
+As soon as the Doctor had paid a visit to Long Arrow and seen that he
+was doing nicely, we proceeded to our own house at the far end of the
+village. Here we ate some breakfast and then lay down to take a good
+rest.
+
+Rest, indeed, we needed; for life had been strenuous and busy for us
+ever since we had landed on the island. And it wasn’t many minutes
+after our weary heads struck the pillows that the whole crew of us were
+sound asleep.
+
+
+
+
+_THE NINTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE ELECTION
+
+
+WE were awakened by music. The glaring noonday sunlight was streaming
+in at our door, outside of which some kind of a band appeared to be
+playing. We got up and looked out. Our house was surrounded by the
+whole population of Popsipetel. We were used to having quite a number
+of curious and admiring Indians waiting at our door at all hours;
+but this was quite different. The vast crowd was dressed in its best
+clothes. Bright beads, gawdy feathers and gay blankets gave cheerful
+color to the scene. Every one seemed in very good humor, singing or
+playing on musical instruments—mostly painted wooden whistles or drums
+made from skins.
+
+We found Polynesia—who while we slept had arrived back from
+Bag-jagderag—sitting on our door-post watching the show. We asked her
+what all the holiday-making was about.
+
+“The result of the election has just been announced,” said she. “The
+name of the new chief was given out at noon.”
+
+“And who is the new chief?” asked the Doctor.
+
+“You are,” said Polynesia quietly.
+
+“_I!_” gasped the Doctor—“Well, of all things!”
+
+“Yes,” said she. “You’re the one—And what’s more, they’ve changed
+your surname for you. They didn’t think that Dolittle was a proper or
+respectful name for a man who had done so much. So you are now to be
+known as Jong Thinkalot. How do you like it?”
+
+“But I don’t _want_ to be a chief,” said the Doctor in an irritable
+voice.
+
+“I’m afraid you’ll have hard work to get out of it now,” said
+she—“unless you’re willing to put to sea again in one of their rickety
+canoes. You see you’ve been elected not merely the Chief of the
+Popsipetels; you’re to be a king—the King of the whole of Spidermonkey
+Island. The Bag-jagderags, who were so anxious to have you govern
+them, sent spies and messengers ahead of you; and when they found that
+you had been elected Chief of the Popsipetels overnight they were
+bitterly disappointed. However, rather than lose you altogether, the
+Bag-jagderags were willing to give up their independence, and insisted
+that they and their lands be united to the Popsipetels in order that
+you could be made king of both. So now you’re in for it.”
+
+“Oh Lord!” groaned the Doctor, “I do wish they wouldn’t be so
+enthusiastic! Bother it, I don’t _want_ to be a king!”
+
+“I should think, Doctor,” said I, “you’d feel rather proud and glad. I
+wish _I_ had a chance to be a king.”
+
+“Oh I know it sounds grand,” said he, pulling on his boots miserably.
+“But the trouble is, you can’t take up responsibilities and then just
+drop them again when you feel like it. I have my own work to do.
+Scarcely one moment have I had to give to natural history since I
+landed on this island. I’ve been doing some one else’s business all the
+time. And now they want me to go on doing it! Why, once I’m made King
+of the Popsipetels, that’s the end of me as a useful naturalist. I’d be
+too busy for anything. All I’d be then is just a er—er—just a king.”
+
+“Well, that’s something!” said Bumpo. “My father is a king and has a
+hundred and twenty wives.”
+
+“That would make it worse,” said the Doctor—“a hundred and twenty times
+worse. I have my work to do. I don’t want to be a king.”
+
+“Look,” said Polynesia, “here come the head men to announce your
+election. Hurry up and get your boots laced.”
+
+The throng before our door had suddenly parted asunder, making a long
+lane; and down this we now saw a group of personages coming towards us.
+The man in front, a handsome old Indian with a wrinkled face, carried
+in his hands a wooden crown—a truly beautiful and gorgeous crown, even
+though of wood. Wonderfully carved and painted, it had two lovely blue
+feathers springing from the front of it. Behind the old man came eight
+strong Indians bearing a litter, a sort of chair with long handles
+underneath to carry it by.
+
+Kneeling down on one knee, bending his head almost to the ground, the
+old man addressed the Doctor who now stood in the doorway putting on
+his collar and tie.
+
+“Oh, Mighty One,” said he, “we bring you word from the Popsipetel
+people. Great are your deeds beyond belief, kind is your heart and your
+wisdom, deeper than the sea. Our chief is dead. The people clamor for a
+worthy leader. Our old enemies, the Bag-jagderags are become, through
+you, our brothers and good friends. They too desire to bask beneath the
+sunshine of your smile. Behold then, I bring to you the Sacred Crown of
+Popsipetel which, since ancient days when this island and its peoples
+were one, beneath one monarch, has rested on no kingly brow. Oh Kindly
+One, we are bidden by the united voices of the peoples of this land to
+carry you to the Whispering Rocks, that there, with all respect and
+majesty, you may be crowned our king—King of all the Moving Land.”
+
+The good Indians did not seem to have even considered the possibility
+of John Dolittle’s refusing. As for the poor Doctor, I never saw him so
+upset by anything. It was in fact the only time I have known him to
+get thoroughly fussed.
+
+“Oh dear!” I heard him murmur, looking around wildly for some escape.
+“What _shall_ I do?—Did any of you see where I laid that stud of
+mine?—How on earth can I get this collar on without a stud? What a day
+this is, to be sure!—Maybe it rolled under the bed, Bumpo—I do think
+they might have given me a day or so to think it over in. Who ever
+heard of waking a man right out of his sleep, and telling him he’s got
+to be a king, before he has even washed his face? Can’t any of you find
+it? Maybe you’re standing on it, Bumpo. Move your feet.”
+
+“Oh don’t bother about your stud,” said Polynesia. “You will have to be
+crowned without a collar. They won’t know the difference.”
+
+“I tell you I’m not going to be crowned,” cried the Doctor—“not if I
+can help it. I’ll make them a speech. Perhaps that will satisfy them.”
+
+He turned back to the Indians at the door.
+
+“My friends,” he said, “I am not worthy of this great honor you would
+do me. Little or no skill have I in the arts of kingcraft. Assuredly
+among your own brave men you will find many better fitted to lead you.
+For this compliment, this confidence and trust, I thank you. But, I
+pray you, do not think of me for such high duties which I could not
+possibly fulfil.”
+
+The old man repeated his words to the people behind him in a louder
+voice. Stolidly they shook their heads, moving not an inch. The old man
+turned back to the Doctor.
+
+“You are the chosen one,” said he. “They will have none but you.”
+
+Into the Doctor’s perplexed face suddenly there came a flash of hope.
+
+“I’ll go and see Long Arrow,” he whispered to me. “Perhaps he will know
+of some way to get me out of this.”
+
+And asking the personages to excuse him a moment, he left them there,
+standing at his door, and hurried off in the direction of Long Arrow’s
+house. I followed him.
+
+We found our big friend lying on a grass bed outside his home, where he
+had been moved that he might witness the holiday-making.
+
+“Long Arrow,” said the Doctor speaking quickly in eagle tongue so
+that the bystanders should not overhear, “in dire peril I come to you
+for help. These men would make me their king. If such a thing befall
+me, all the great work I hoped to do must go undone, for who is there
+unfreer than a king? I pray you speak with them and persuade their kind
+well-meaning hearts that what they plan to do would be unwise.”
+
+Long Arrow raised himself upon his elbow.
+
+“Oh Kindly One,” said he (this seemed now to have become the usual
+manner of address when speaking to the Doctor), “sorely it grieves me
+that the first wish you ask of me I should be unable to grant. Alas! I
+can do nothing. These people have so set their hearts on keeping you
+for king that if I tried to interfere they would drive me from their
+land and likely crown you in the end in any case. A king you must be,
+if only for a while. We must so arrange the business of governing that
+you may have time to give to Nature’s secrets. Later we may be able to
+hit upon some plan to relieve you of the burden of the crown. But for
+now you must be king. These people are a headstrong tribe and they will
+have their way. There is no other course.”
+
+Sadly the Doctor turned away from the bed and faced about. And there
+behind him stood the old man again, the crown still held in his
+wrinkled hands and the royal litter waiting at his elbow. With a deep
+reverence the bearers motioned towards the seat of the chair, inviting
+the white man to get in.
+
+Once more the poor Doctor looked wildly, hopelessly about him for
+some means of escape. For a moment I thought he was going to take to
+his heels and run for it. But the crowd around us was far too thick
+and densely packed for anyone to break through it. A band of whistles
+and drums near by suddenly started the music of a solemn processional
+march. He turned back pleadingly again to Long Arrow in a last appeal
+for help. But the big Indian merely shook his head and pointed, like
+the bearers, to the waiting chair.
+
+At last, almost in tears, John Dolittle stepped slowly into the litter
+and sat down. As he was hoisted on to the broad shoulders of the
+bearers I heard him still feebly muttering beneath his breath,
+
+“Botheration take it!—I don’t _want_ to be a king!”
+
+“Farewell!” called Long Arrow from his bed, “and may good fortune ever
+stand within the shadow of your throne!”
+
+“He comes!—He comes!” murmured the crowd. “Away! Away!—To the
+Whispering Rocks!”
+
+And as the procession formed up to leave the village, the crowd about
+us began hurrying off in the direction of the mountains to make sure of
+good seats in the giant theatre where the crowning ceremony would take
+place.
+
+
+
+
+_THE TENTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE CORONATION OF KING JONG
+
+
+IN my long lifetime I have seen many grand and inspiring things, but
+never anything that impressed me half as much as the sight of the
+Whispering Rocks as they looked on the day King Jong was crowned. As
+Bumpo, Chee-Chee, Polynesia, Jip and I finally reached the dizzy edge
+of the great bowl and looked down inside it, it was like gazing over
+a never-ending ocean of copper-colored faces; for every seat in the
+theatre was filled, every man, woman and child in the island—including
+Long Arrow who had been carried up on his sick bed—was there to see the
+show.
+
+Yet not a sound, not a pin-drop, disturbed the solemn silence of the
+Whispering Rocks. It was quite creepy and sent chills running up and
+down your spine. Bumpo told me afterwards that it took his breath away
+too much for him to speak, but that he hadn’t known before that there
+were that many people in the world.
+
+Away down by the Table of the Throne stood a brand-new, brightly
+colored totem-pole. All the Indian families had totem-poles and kept
+them set up before the doors of their houses. The idea of a totem-pole
+is something like a door-plate or a visiting card. It represents in its
+carvings the deeds and qualities of the family to which it belongs.
+This one, beautifully decorated and much higher than any other, was the
+Dolittle or, as it was to be henceforth called, the Royal Thinkalot
+totem. It had nothing but animals on it, to signify the Doctor’s great
+knowledge of creatures. And the animals chosen to be shown were those
+which to the Indians were supposed to represent good qualities of
+character, such as, the deer for speed; the ox for perseverance; the
+fish for discretion, and so on. But at the top of the totem is always
+placed the sign or animal by which the family is most proud to be
+known. This, on the Thinkalot pole, was an enormous parrot, in memory
+of the famous Peace of the Parrots.
+
+The Ivory Throne had been all polished with scented oil and it
+glistened whitely in the strong sunlight. At the foot of it there had
+been strewn great quantities of branches of flowering trees, which with
+the new warmth of milder climates were now blossoming in the valleys of
+the island.
+
+Soon we saw the royal litter, with the Doctor seated in it, slowly
+ascending the winding steps of the Table. Reaching the flat top at
+last, it halted and the Doctor stepped out upon the flowery carpet. So
+still and perfect was the silence that even at that distance above I
+distinctly heard a twig snap beneath his tread.
+
+Walking to the throne accompanied by the old man, the Doctor got up
+upon the stand and sat down. How tiny his little round figure looked
+when seen from that tremendous height! The throne had been made for
+longer-legged kings; and when he was seated, his feet did not reach the
+ground but dangled six inches from the top step.
+
+Then the old man turned round and looking up at the people began to
+speak in a quiet even voice; but every word he said was easily heard in
+the furthest corner of the Whispering Rocks.
+
+First he recited the names of all the great Popsipetel kings who
+in days long ago had been crowned in this ivory chair. He spoke of
+the greatness of the Popsipetel people, of their triumphs, of their
+hardships. Then waving his hand towards the Doctor he began recounting
+the things which this king-to-be had done. And I am bound to say that
+they easily outmatched the deeds of those who had gone before him.
+
+As soon as he started to speak of what the Doctor had achieved for the
+tribe, the people, still strictly silent, all began waving their right
+hands towards the throne. This gave to the vast theatre a very singular
+appearance: acres and acres of something moving—with never a sound.
+
+At last the old man finished his speech and stepping up to the chair,
+very respectfully removed the Doctor’s battered high hat. He was about
+to put it upon the ground; but the Doctor took it from him hastily and
+kept it on his lap. Then taking up the Sacred Crown he placed it upon
+John Dolittle’s head. It did not fit very well (for it had been made
+for smaller-headed kings), and when the wind blew in freshly from the
+sunlit sea the Doctor had some difficulty in keeping it on. But it
+looked very splendid.
+
+Turning once more to the people, the old man said,
+
+“Men of Popsipetel, behold your elected king!—Are you content?”
+
+And then at last the voice of the people broke loose.
+
+“JONG! JONG!” they shouted, “LONG LIVE KING JONG!”
+
+The sound burst upon the solemn silence with the crash of a hundred
+cannon. There, where even a whisper carried miles, the shock of it was
+like a blow in the face. Back and forth the mountains threw it to one
+another. I thought the echoes of it would never die away as it passed
+rumbling through the whole island, jangling among the lower valleys,
+booming in the distant sea-caves.
+
+Suddenly I saw the old man point upward, to the highest mountain in the
+island; and looking over my shoulder, I was just in time to see the
+Hanging Stone topple slowly out of sight—down into the heart of the
+volcano.
+
+“See ye, Men of the Moving Land!” the old man cried: “The stone has
+fallen and our legend has come true: the King of Kings is crowned this
+day!”
+
+The Doctor too had seen the stone fall and he was now standing up
+looking at the sea expectantly.
+
+“He’s thinking of the air-chamber,” said Bumpo in my ear. “Let us hope
+that the sea isn’t very deep in these parts.”
+
+After a full minute (so long did it take the stone to fall that depth)
+we heard a muffled, distant, crunching thud—and then immediately after,
+a great hissing of escaping air. The Doctor, his face tense with
+anxiety, sat down in the throne again still watching the blue water of
+the ocean with staring eyes.
+
+Soon we felt the island slowly sinking beneath us. We saw the sea creep
+inland over the beaches as the shores went down—one foot, three feet,
+ten feet, twenty, fifty, a hundred. And then, thank goodness, gently as
+a butterfly alighting on a rose, it stopped! Spidermonkey Island had
+come to rest on the sandy bottom of the Atlantic, and earth was joined
+to earth once more.
+
+Of course many of the houses near the shores were now under water.
+Popsipetel Village itself had entirely disappeared. But it didn’t
+matter. No one was drowned; for every soul in the island was high up
+in the hills watching the coronation of King Jong.
+
+The Indians themselves did not realize at the time what was taking
+place, though of course they had felt the land sinking beneath them.
+The Doctor told us afterwards that it must have been the shock of that
+tremendous shout, coming from a million throats at once, which had
+toppled the Hanging Stone off its perch. But in Popsipetel history the
+story was handed down (and it is firmly believed to this day) that when
+King Jong sat upon the throne, so great was his mighty weight, that the
+very island itself sank down to do him honor and never moved again.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PART SIX
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIRST CHAPTER_
+
+NEW POPSIPETEL
+
+
+JONG THINKALOT had not ruled over his new kingdom for more than a
+couple of days before my notions about kings and the kind of lives they
+led changed very considerably. I had thought that all that kings had to
+do was to sit on a throne and have people bow down before them several
+times a day. I now saw that a king can be the hardest-working man in
+the world—if he attends properly to his business.
+
+From the moment that he got up, early in the morning, till the time he
+went to bed, late at night—seven days in the week—John Dolittle was
+busy, busy, busy. First of all there was the new town to be built. The
+village of Popsipetel had disappeared: the City of New Popsipetel must
+be made. With great care a place was chosen for it—and a very beautiful
+position it was, at the mouth of a large river. The shores of the
+island at this point formed a lovely wide bay where canoes—and ships
+too, if they should ever come—could lie peacefully at anchor without
+danger from storms.
+
+In building this town the Doctor gave the Indians a lot of new
+ideas. He showed them what town-sewers were, and how garbage should
+be collected each day and burnt. High up in the hills he made a large
+lake by damming a stream. This was the water-supply for the town. None
+of these things had the Indians ever seen; and many of the sicknesses
+which they had suffered from before were now entirely prevented by
+proper drainage and pure drinking-water.
+
+Peoples who don’t use fire do not of course have metals either; because
+without fire it is almost impossible to shape iron and steel. One of
+the first things that John Dolittle did was to search the mountains
+till he found iron and copper mines. Then he set to work to teach the
+Indians how these metals could be melted and made into knives and plows
+and water-pipes and all manner of things.
+
+In his kingdom the Doctor tried his hardest to do away with most of the
+old-fashioned pomp and grandeur of a royal court. As he said to Bumpo
+and me, if he must be a king he meant to be a thoroughly democratic
+one, that is a king who is chummy and friendly with his subjects and
+doesn’t put on airs. And when he drew up the plans for the City of New
+Popsipetel he had no palace shown of any kind. A little cottage in a
+back street was all that he had provided for himself.
+
+But this the Indians would not permit on any account. They had been
+used to having their kings rule in a truly grand and kingly manner;
+and they insisted that he have built for himself the most magnificent
+palace ever seen. In all else they let him have his own way absolutely;
+but they wouldn’t allow him to wriggle out of any of the ceremony or
+show that goes with being a king. A thousand servants he had to keep in
+his palace, night and day, to wait on him. The Royal Canoe had to be
+kept up—a gorgeous, polished mahogany boat, seventy feet long, inlaid
+with mother-o’-pearl and paddled by the hundred strongest men in the
+island. The palace-gardens covered a square mile and employed a hundred
+and sixty gardeners.
+
+Even in his dress the poor man was compelled always to be grand and
+elegant and uncomfortable. The beloved and battered high hat was put
+away in a closet and only looked at secretly. State robes had to be
+worn on all occasions. And when the Doctor did once in a while manage
+to sneak off for a short, natural-history expedition he never dared to
+wear his old clothes, but had to chase his butterflies with a crown
+upon his head and a scarlet cloak flying behind him in the wind.
+
+There was no end to the kinds of duties the Doctor had to perform and
+the questions he had to decide upon—everything, from settling disputes
+about lands and boundaries, to making peace between husband and wife
+who had been throwing shoes at one another. In the east wing of the
+Royal Palace was the Hall of Justice. And here King Jong sat every
+morning from nine to eleven passing judgment on all cases that were
+brought before him.
+
+[Illustration: “Had to chase his butterflies with a crown upon his
+head”]
+
+Then in the afternoon he taught school. The sort of things he taught
+were not always those you find in ordinary schools. Grown-ups as well
+as children came to learn. You see, these Indians were ignorant of many
+of the things that quite small white children know—though it is also
+true that they knew a lot that white grown-ups never dreamed of.
+
+Bumpo and I helped with the teaching as far as we could—simple
+arithmetic, and easy things like that. But the classes in astronomy,
+farming science, the proper care of babies, with a host of other
+subjects, the Doctor had to teach himself. The Indians were
+tremendously keen about the schooling and they came in droves and
+crowds; so that even with the open-air classes (a school-house was
+impossible of course) the Doctor had to take them in relays and batches
+of five or six thousand at a time and used a big megaphone or trumpet
+to make himself heard.
+
+The rest of his day was more than filled with road-making, building
+water-mills, attending the sick and a million other things.
+
+In spite of his being so unwilling to become a king, John Dolittle
+made a very good one—once he got started. He may not have been as
+dignified as many kings in history who were always running off to war
+and getting themselves into romantic situations; but since I have grown
+up and seen something of foreign lands and governments I have often
+thought that Popsipetel under the reign of Jong Thinkalot was perhaps
+the best ruled state in the history of the world.
+
+The Doctor’s birthday came round after we had been on the island
+six months and a half. The people made a great public holiday of it
+and there was much feasting, dancing, fireworks, speechmaking and
+jollification.
+
+Towards the close of the day the chief men of the two tribes formed a
+procession and passed through the streets of the town, carrying a very
+gorgeously painted tablet of ebony wood, ten feet high. This was a
+picture-history, such as they preserved for each of the ancient kings
+of Popsipetel to record their deeds.
+
+With great and solemn ceremony it was set up over the door of the new
+palace: and everybody then clustered round to look at it. It had six
+pictures on it commemorating the six great events in the life of King
+Jong and beneath were written the verses that explained them. They were
+composed by the Court Poet; and this is a translation:
+
+
+I
+
+(_His Landing on The Island_)
+
+ Heaven-sent,
+ In his dolphin-drawn canoe
+ From worlds unknown
+ He landed on our shores.
+ The very palms
+ Bowed down their heads
+ In welcome to the coming King.
+
+
+II
+
+(_His Meeting With The Beetle_)
+
+ By moonlight in the mountains
+ He communed with beasts.
+ The shy Jabizri brings him picture-words
+ Of great distress.
+
+
+III
+
+(_He liberates The Lost Families_)
+
+ Big was his heart with pity;
+ Big were his hands with strength.
+ See how he tears the mountain like a yam!
+ See how the lost ones
+ Dance forth to greet the day!
+
+
+IV
+
+(_He Makes Fire_)
+
+ Our land was cold and dying.
+ He waved his hand and lo!
+ Lightning leapt from cloudless skies;
+ The sun leant down;
+ And Fire was born!
+ Then while we crowded round
+ The grateful glow, pushed he
+ Our wayward, floating land
+ Back to peaceful anchorage
+ In sunny seas.
+
+
+V
+
+(_He Leads The People To Victory in War_)
+
+ Once only
+ Was his kindly countenance
+ Darkened by a deadly frown.
+ Woe to the wicked enemy
+ That dares attack
+ The tribe with Thinkalot for Chief!
+
+
+VI
+
+(_He Is Crowned King_)
+
+ The birds of the air rejoiced;
+ The Sea laughed and gambolled with her shores;
+ All Red-skins wept for joy
+ The day we crowned him King.
+ He is the Builder, the Healer, the Teacher and the Prince;
+ He is the greatest of them all.
+ May he live a thousand thousand years,
+ Happy in his heart,
+ To bless our land with Peace.
+
+
+
+
+_THE SECOND CHAPTER_
+
+THOUGHTS OF HOME
+
+
+IN the Royal Palace Bumpo and I had a beautiful suite of rooms of our
+very own—which Polynesia, Jip and Chee-Chee shared with us. Officially
+Bumpo was Minister of the Interior; while I was First Lord of the
+Treasury. Long Arrow also had quarters there; but at present he was
+absent, traveling abroad.
+
+One night after supper when the Doctor was away in the town somewhere
+visiting a new-born baby, we were all sitting round the big table in
+Bumpo’s reception-room. This we did every evening, to talk over the
+plans for the following day and various affairs of state. It was a kind
+of Cabinet Meeting.
+
+To-night however we were talking about England—and also about things
+to eat. We had got a little tired of Indian food. You see, none of
+the natives knew how to cook; and we had the most discouraging time
+training a chef for the Royal Kitchen. Most of them were champions at
+spoiling good food. Often we got so hungry that the Doctor would sneak
+downstairs with us into the palace basement, after all the cooks were
+safe in bed, and fry pancakes secretly over the dying embers of the
+fire. The Doctor himself was the finest cook that ever lived. But he
+used to make a terrible mess of the kitchen; and of course we had to be
+awfully careful that we didn’t get caught.
+
+Well, as I was saying, to-night food was the subject of discussion at
+the Cabinet Meeting; and I had just been reminding Bumpo of the nice
+dishes we had had at the bed-maker’s house in Monteverde.
+
+“I tell you what I would like now,” said Bumpo: “a large cup of cocoa
+with whipped cream on the top of it. In Oxford we used to be able to
+get the most wonderful cocoa. It is really too bad they haven’t any
+cocoa-trees in this island, or cows to give cream.”
+
+“When do you suppose,” asked Jip, “the Doctor intends to move on from
+here?”
+
+“I was talking to him about that only yesterday,” said Polynesia. “But
+I couldn’t get any satisfactory answer out of him. He didn’t seem to
+want to speak about it.”
+
+There was a pause in the conversation.
+
+“Do you know what I believe?” she added presently. “I believe the
+Doctor has given up even thinking of going home.”
+
+“Good Lord!” cried Bumpo. “You don’t say!”
+
+“Sh!” said Polynesia. “What’s that noise?”
+
+We listened; and away off in the distant corridors of the palace we
+heard the sentries crying,
+
+“The King!—Make way!—The King!”
+
+“It’s he—at last,” whispered Polynesia—“late, as usual. Poor man, how
+he does work!—Chee-Chee, get the pipe and tobacco out of the cupboard
+and lay the dressing-gown ready on his chair.”
+
+When the Doctor came into the room he looked serious and thoughtful.
+Wearily he took off his crown and hung it on a peg behind the door.
+Then he exchanged the royal cloak for the dressing-gown, dropped into
+his chair at the head of the table with a deep sigh and started to fill
+his pipe.
+
+“Well,” asked Polynesia quietly, “how did you find the baby?”
+
+“The baby?” he murmured—his thoughts still seemed to be very far
+away—“Ah yes. The baby was much better, thank you—It has cut its second
+tooth.”
+
+Then he was silent again, staring dreamily at the ceiling through a
+cloud of tobacco-smoke; while we all sat round quite still, waiting.
+
+“We were wondering, Doctor,” said I at last,—“just before you came
+in—when you would be starting home again. We will have been on this
+island seven months to-morrow.”
+
+The Doctor sat forward in his chair looking rather uncomfortable.
+
+“Well, as a matter of fact,” said he after a moment, “I meant to speak
+to you myself this evening on that very subject. But it’s—er—a little
+hard to make any one exactly understand the situation. I am afraid
+that it would be impossible for me to leave the work I am now engaged
+on.... You remember, when they first insisted on making me king, I told
+you it was not easy to shake off responsibilities, once you had taken
+them up. These people have come to rely on me for a great number of
+things. We found them ignorant of much that white people enjoy. And we
+have, one might say, changed the current of their lives considerably.
+Now it is a very ticklish business, to change the lives of other
+people. And whether the changes we have made will be, in the end, for
+good or for bad, is our lookout.”
+
+He thought a moment—then went on in a quieter, sadder voice:
+
+“I would like to continue my voyages and my natural history work; and
+I would like to go back to Puddleby—as much as any of you. This is
+March, and the crocuses will be showing in the lawn.... But that which
+I feared has come true: I cannot close my eyes to what might happen if
+I should leave these people and run away. They would probably go back
+to their old habits and customs: wars, superstitions, devil-worship and
+what not; and many of the new things we have taught them might be put
+to improper use and make their condition, then, worse by far than that
+in which we found them.... They like me; they trust me; they have come
+to look to me for help in all their problems and troubles. And no man
+wants to do unfair things to them who trust him.... And then again, _I_
+like _them_. They are, as it were, my children—I never had any children
+of my own—and I am terribly interested in how they will grow up. Don’t
+you see what I mean?—How can I possibly run away and leave them in the
+lurch?... No. I have thought it over a good deal and tried to decide
+what was best. And I am afraid that the work I took up when I assumed
+the crown I must stick to. I’m afraid—I’ve got to stay.”
+
+“For good—for your whole life?” asked Bumpo in a low voice.
+
+For some moments the Doctor, frowning, made no answer.
+
+“I don’t know,” he said at last—“Anyhow for the present there is
+certainly no hope of my leaving. It wouldn’t be right.”
+
+The sad silence that followed was broken finally by a knock upon the
+door.
+
+With a patient sigh the Doctor got up and put on his crown and cloak
+again.
+
+“Come in,” he called, sitting down in his chair once more.
+
+The door opened and a footman—one of the hundred and forty-three who
+were always on night duty—stood bowing in the entrance.
+
+“Oh, Kindly One,” said he, “there is a traveler at the palace-gate who
+would have speech with Your Majesty.”
+
+“Another baby’s been born, I’ll bet a shilling,” muttered Polynesia.
+
+“Did you ask the traveler’s name?” enquired the Doctor.
+
+“Yes, Your Majesty,” said the footman. “It is Long Arrow, the son of
+Golden Arrow.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE THIRD CHAPTER_
+
+THE RED MAN’S SCIENCE
+
+
+“LONG ARROW!” cried the Doctor. “How splendid! Show him in—show him in
+at once.”
+
+“I’m so glad,” he continued, turning to us as soon as the footman had
+gone. “I’ve missed Long Arrow terribly. He’s an awfully good man to
+have around—even if he doesn’t talk much. Let me see: it’s five months
+now since he went off to Brazil. I’m so glad he’s back safe. He does
+take such tremendous chances with that canoe of his—clever as he is.
+It’s no joke, crossing a hundred miles of open sea in a twelve-foot
+canoe. I wouldn’t care to try it.”
+
+Another knock; and when the door swung open in answer to the Doctor’s
+call, there stood our big friend on the threshold, a smile upon his
+strong, bronzed face. Behind him appeared two porters carrying loads
+done up in Indian palm-matting. These, when the first salutations were
+over, Long Arrow ordered to lay their burdens down.
+
+“Behold, oh Kindly One,” said he, “I bring you, as I promised, my
+collection of plants which I had hidden in a cave in the Andes. These
+treasures represent the labors of my life.”
+
+The packages were opened; and inside were many smaller packages and
+bundles. Carefully they were laid out in rows upon the table.
+
+It appeared at first a large but disappointing display. There were
+plants, flowers, fruits, leaves, roots, nuts, beans, honeys, gums,
+bark, seeds, bees and a few kinds of insects.
+
+The study of plants—or botany, as it is called—was a kind of natural
+history which had never interested me very much. I had considered it,
+compared with the study of animals, a dull science. But as Long Arrow
+began taking up the various things in his collection and explaining
+their qualities to us, I became more and more fascinated. And before
+he had done I was completely absorbed by the wonders of the Vegetable
+Kingdom which he had brought so far.
+
+“These,” said he, taking up a little packet of big seeds, “are what I
+have called laughing-beans.’”
+
+“What are they for?” asked Bumpo.
+
+“To cause mirth,” said the Indian.
+
+Bumpo, while Long Arrow’s back was turned, took three of the beans and
+swallowed them.
+
+“Alas!” said the Indian when he discovered what Bumpo had done. “If he
+wished to try the powers of these seeds he should have eaten no more
+than a quarter of a one. Let us hope that he does not die of laughter.”
+
+The beans’ effect upon Bumpo was most extraordinary. First he broke
+into a broad smile; then he began to giggle; finally he burst into
+such prolonged roars of hearty laughter that we had to carry him into
+the next room and put him to bed. The Doctor said afterwards that he
+probably would have died laughing if he had not had such a strong
+constitution. All through the night he gurgled happily in his sleep.
+And even when we woke him up the next morning he rolled out of bed
+still chuckling.
+
+Returning to the Reception Room, we were shown some red roots which
+Long Arrow told us had the property, when made into a soup with sugar
+and salt, of causing people to dance with extraordinary speed and
+endurance. He asked us to try them; but we refused, thanking him. After
+Bumpo’s exhibition we were a little afraid of any more experiments for
+the present.
+
+There was no end to the curious and useful things that Long Arrow
+had collected: an oil from a vine which would make hair grow in one
+night; an orange as big as a pumpkin which he had raised in his own
+mountain-garden in Peru; a black honey (he had brought the bees that
+made it too and the seeds of the flowers they fed on) which would put
+you to sleep, just with a teaspoonful, and make you wake up fresh
+in the morning; a nut that made the voice beautiful for singing;
+a water-weed that stopped cuts from bleeding; a moss that cured
+snake-bite; a lichen that prevented sea-sickness.
+
+The Doctor of course was tremendously interested. Well into the early
+hours of the morning he was busy going over the articles on the table
+one by one, listing their names and writing their properties and
+descriptions into a note-book as Long Arrow dictated.
+
+“There are things here, Stubbins,” he said as he ended, “which in the
+hands of skilled druggists will make a vast difference to the medicine
+and chemistry of the world. I suspect that this sleeping-honey by
+itself will take the place of half the bad drugs we have had to use so
+far. Long Arrow has discovered a pharmacopæia of his own. Miranda was
+right: he is a great naturalist. His name deserves to be placed beside
+Linnæus. Some day I must get all these things to England—But when,” he
+added sadly—“Yes, that’s the problem: when?”
+
+
+
+
+_THE FOURTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE SEA-SERPENT
+
+
+FOR a long time after that Cabinet Meeting of which I have just told
+you we did not ask the Doctor anything further about going home. Life
+in Spidermonkey Island went forward, month in month out, busily and
+pleasantly. The Winter, with Christmas celebrations, came and went, and
+Summer was with us once again before we knew it.
+
+As time passed the Doctor became more and more taken up with the care
+of his big family; and the hours he could spare for his natural history
+work grew fewer and fewer. I knew that he often still thought of his
+house and garden in Puddleby and of his old plans and ambitions;
+because once in a while we would notice his face grow thoughtful and a
+little sad, when something reminded him of England or his old life. But
+he never spoke of these things. And I truly believe he would have spent
+the remainder of his days on Spidermonkey Island if it hadn’t been for
+an accident—and for Polynesia.
+
+The old parrot had grown very tired of the Indians and she made no
+secret of it.
+
+“The very idea,” she said to me one day as we were walking on the
+seashore—“the idea of the famous John Dolittle spending his valuable
+life waiting on these greasy natives!—Why, it’s preposterous!”
+
+All that morning we had been watching the Doctor superintend the
+building of the new theatre in Popsipetel—there was already an
+opera-house and a concert-hall; and finally she had got so grouchy and
+annoyed at the sight that I had suggested her taking a walk with me.
+
+“Do you really think,” I asked as we sat down on the sands, “that he
+will never go back to Puddleby again?”
+
+“I don’t know,” said she. “At one time I felt sure that the thought
+of the pets he had left behind at the house would take him home soon.
+But since Miranda brought him word last August that everything was all
+right there, that hope’s gone. For months and months I’ve been racking
+my brains to think up a plan. If we could only hit upon something that
+would turn his thoughts back to natural history again—I mean something
+big enough to get him really excited—we might manage it. But how?”—she
+shrugged her shoulders in disgust—“How?—when all he thinks of now is
+paving streets and teaching papooses that twice one are two!”
+
+It was a perfect Popsipetel day, bright and hot, blue and yellow.
+Drowsily I looked out to sea thinking of my mother and father. I
+wondered if they were getting anxious over my long absence. Beside me
+old Polynesia went on grumbling away in low steady tones; and her words
+began to mingle and mix with the gentle lapping of the waves upon the
+shore. It may have been the even murmur of her voice, helped by the
+soft and balmy air, that lulled me to sleep. I don’t know. Anyhow I
+presently dreamed that the island had moved again—not floatingly as
+before, but suddenly, jerkily, as though something enormously powerful
+had heaved it up from its bed just once and let it down.
+
+How long I slept after that I have no idea. I was awakened by a gentle
+pecking on the nose.
+
+“Tommy!—Tommy!” (it was Polynesia’s voice) “Wake up!—Gosh, what a boy,
+to sleep through an earthquake and never notice it!—Tommy, listen:
+here’s our chance now. Wake _up_, for goodness’ sake!”
+
+“What’s the matter?” I asked sitting up with a yawn.
+
+“Sh!—Look!” whispered Polynesia pointing out to sea.
+
+Still only half awake, I stared before me with bleary, sleep-laden
+eyes. And in the shallow water, not more than thirty yards from shore
+I saw an enormous pale pink shell. Dome-shaped, it towered up in a
+graceful rainbow curve to a tremendous height; and round its base the
+surf broke gently in little waves of white. It could have belonged to
+the wildest dream.
+
+“What in the world is it?” I asked.
+
+“That,” whispered Polynesia, “is what sailors for hundreds of years
+have called the _Sea-serpent_. I’ve seen it myself more than once from
+the decks of ships, at long range, curving in and out of the water.
+But now that I see it close and still, I very strongly suspect that
+the Sea-serpent of history is no other than the Great Glass Sea-snail
+that the fidgit told us of. If that isn’t the only fish of its kind in
+the seven seas, call me a carrion-crow—Tommy, we’re in luck. Our job
+is to get the Doctor down here to look at that prize specimen before
+it moves off to the Deep Hole. If we can, then trust me, we may leave
+this blessed island yet. You stay here and keep an eye on it while I
+go after the Doctor. Don’t move or speak—don’t even breathe heavy: he
+might get scared—awful timid things, snails. Just watch him; and I’ll
+be back in two shakes.”
+
+Stealthily creeping up the sands till she could get behind the cover
+of some bushes before she took to her wings, Polynesia went off in
+the direction of the town; while I remained alone upon the shore
+fascinatedly watching this unbelievable monster wallowing in the
+shallow sea.
+
+It moved very little. From time to time it lifted its head out of the
+water showing its enormously long neck and horns. Occasionally it
+would try and draw itself up, the way a snail does when he goes to
+move, but almost at once it would sink down again as if exhausted. It
+seemed to me to act as though it were hurt underneath; but the lower
+part of it, which was below the level of the water, I could not see.
+
+I was still absorbed in watching the great beast when Polynesia
+returned with the Doctor. They approached so silently and so cautiously
+that I neither saw nor heard them coming till I found them crouching
+beside me on the sand.
+
+One sight of the snail changed the Doctor completely. His eyes just
+sparkled with delight. I had not seen him so thrilled and happy since
+the time we caught the Jabizri beetle when we first landed on the
+island.
+
+“It is he!” he whispered—“the Great Glass Sea-snail himself—not a doubt
+of it. Polynesia, go down the shore away and see if you can find any
+of the porpoises for me. Perhaps they can tell us what the snail is
+doing here—It’s very unusual for him to be in shallow water like this.
+And Stubbins, you go over to the harbor and bring me a small canoe. But
+be most careful how you paddle it round into this bay. If the snail
+should take fright and go out into the deeper water, we may never get a
+chance to see him again.”
+
+“And don’t tell any of the Indians,” Polynesia added in a whisper as
+I moved to go. “We must keep this a secret or we’ll have a crowd of
+sightseers round here in five minutes. It’s mighty lucky we found the
+snail in a quiet bay.”
+
+Reaching the harbor, I picked out a small light canoe from among the
+number that were lying there and without telling any one what I wanted
+it for, got in and started off to paddle it down the shore.
+
+I was mortally afraid that the snail might have left before I got back.
+And you can imagine how delighted I was, when I rounded a rocky cape
+and came in sight of the bay, to find he was still there.
+
+Polynesia, I saw, had got her errand done and returned ahead of me,
+bringing with her a pair of porpoises. These were already conversing in
+low tones with John Dolittle. I beached the canoe and went up to listen.
+
+“What I want to know,” the Doctor was saying, “is how the snail comes
+to be here. I was given to understand that he usually stayed in the
+Deep Hole; and that when he did come to the surface it was always in
+mid-ocean.”
+
+“Oh, didn’t you know?—Haven’t you heard?” the porpoises replied: “you
+covered up the Deep Hole when you sank the island. Why yes: you let it
+down right on top of the mouth of the Hole—sort of put the lid on, as
+it were. The fishes that were in it at the time have been trying to get
+out ever since. The Great Snail had the worst luck of all: the island
+nipped him by the tail just as he was leaving the Hole for a quiet
+evening stroll. And he was held there for six months trying to wriggle
+himself free. Finally he had to heave the whole island up at one end to
+get his tail loose. Didn’t you feel a sort of an earthquake shock about
+an hour ago?”
+
+“Yes I did,” said the Doctor, “it shook down part of the theatre I was
+building.”
+
+“Well, that was the snail heaving up the island to get out of the
+Hole,” they said. “All the other fishes saw their chance and escaped
+when he raised the lid. It was lucky for them he’s so big and strong.
+But the strain of that terrific heave told on him: he sprained a muscle
+in his tail and it started swelling rather badly. He wanted some quiet
+place to rest up; and seeing this soft beach handy he crawled in here.”
+
+“Dear me!” said the Doctor. “I’m terribly sorry. I suppose I should
+have given some sort of notice that the island was going to be let
+down. But, to tell the truth, we didn’t know it ourselves; it happened
+by a kind of an accident. Do you imagine the poor fellow is hurt very
+badly?”
+
+“We’re not sure,” said the porpoises; “because none of us can speak his
+language. But we swam right around him on our way in here, and he did
+not seem to be really seriously injured.”
+
+“Can’t any of your people speak shellfish?” the Doctor asked.
+
+“Not a word,” said they. “It’s a most frightfully difficult language.”
+
+“Do you think that you might be able to find me some kind of a fish
+that could?”
+
+“We don’t know,” said the porpoises. “We might try.”
+
+“I should be extremely grateful to you if you would,” said the Doctor.
+“There are many important questions I want to ask this snail—And
+besides, I would like to do my best to cure his tail for him. It’s the
+least I can do. After all, it was my fault, indirectly, that he got
+hurt.”
+
+“Well, if you wait here,” said the porpoises, “we’ll see what can be
+done.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE FIFTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE SHELLFISH RIDDLE SOLVED AT LAST
+
+
+SO Doctor Dolittle with a crown on his head sat down upon the shore
+like King Knut, and waited. And for a whole hour the porpoises kept
+going and coming, bringing up different kinds of sea-beasts from the
+deep to see if they could help him.
+
+Many and curious were the creatures they produced. It would seem
+however that there were very few things that spoke shellfish except
+the shellfish themselves. Still, the porpoises grew a little more
+hopeful when they discovered a very old sea-urchin (a funny, ball-like,
+little fellow with long whiskers all over him) who said he could not
+speak pure shellfish, but he used to understand starfish—enough to get
+along—when he was young. This was coming nearer, even if it wasn’t
+anything to go crazy about. Leaving the urchin with us, the porpoises
+went off once more to hunt up a starfish.
+
+They were not long getting one, for they were quite common in those
+parts. Then, using the sea-urchin as an interpreter, they questioned
+the starfish. He was a rather stupid sort of creature; but he tried his
+best to be helpful. And after a little patient examination we found to
+our delight that he could speak shellfish moderately well.
+
+Feeling quite encouraged, the Doctor and I now got into the canoe; and,
+with the porpoises, the urchin and the starfish swimming alongside, we
+paddled very gently out till we were close under the towering shell of
+the Great Snail.
+
+And then began the most curious conversation I have ever witnessed.
+First the starfish would ask the snail something; and whatever answer
+the snail gave, the starfish would tell it to the sea-urchin, the
+urchin would tell it to the porpoises and the porpoises would tell it
+to the Doctor.
+
+In this way we obtained considerable information, mostly about the very
+ancient history of the Animal Kingdom; but we missed a good many of the
+finer points in the snail’s longer speeches on account of the stupidity
+of the starfish and all this translating from one language to another.
+
+While the snail was speaking, the Doctor and I put our ears against the
+wall of his shell and found that we could in this way hear the sound of
+his voice quite plainly. It was, as the fidgit had described, deep and
+bell-like. But of course we could not understand a single word he said.
+However the Doctor was by this time terrifically excited about getting
+near to learning the language he had sought so long. And presently by
+making the other fishes repeat over and over again short phrases which
+the snail used, he began to put words together for himself. You see,
+he was already familiar with one or two fish languages; and that helped
+him quite a little. After he had practised for a while like this he
+leant over the side of the canoe and putting his face below the water,
+tried speaking to the snail direct.
+
+It was hard and difficult work; and hours went by before he got any
+results. But presently I could tell by the happy look on his face that
+little by little he was succeeding.
+
+The sun was low in the West and the cool evening breeze was beginning
+to rustle softly through the bamboo-groves when the Doctor finally
+turned from his work and said to me,
+
+“Stubbins, I have persuaded the snail to come in on to the dry part of
+the beach and let me examine his tail. Will you please go back to the
+town and tell the workmen to stop working on the theatre for to-day?
+Then go on to the palace and get my medicine-bag. I think I left it
+under the throne in the Audience Chamber.”
+
+“And remember,” Polynesia whispered as I turned away, “not a word to
+a soul. If you get asked questions, keep your mouth shut. Pretend you
+have a toothache or something.”
+
+This time when I got back to the shore—with the medicine-bag—I found
+the snail high and dry on the beach. Seeing him in his full length like
+this, it was easy to understand how old-time, superstitious sailors
+had called him the Sea-serpent. He certainly was a most gigantic, and
+in his way, a graceful, beautiful creature. John Dolittle was examining
+a swelling on his tail.
+
+From the bag which I had brought the Doctor took a large bottle of
+embrocation and began rubbing the sprain. Next he took all the bandages
+he had in the bag and fastened them end to end. But even like that,
+they were not long enough to go more than halfway round the enormous
+tail. The Doctor insisted that he must get the swelling strapped tight
+somehow. So he sent me off to the palace once more to get all the
+sheets from the Royal Linen-closet. These Polynesia and I tore into
+bandages for him. And at last, after terrific exertions, we got the
+sprain strapped to his satisfaction.
+
+The snail really seemed to be quite pleased with the attention he had
+received; and he stretched himself in lazy comfort when the Doctor was
+done. In this position, when the shell on his back was empty, you could
+look right through it and see the palm-trees on the other side.
+
+“I think one of us had better sit up with him all night,” said the
+Doctor. “We might put Bumpo on that duty; he’s been napping all day, I
+know—in the summer-house. It’s a pretty bad sprain, that; and if the
+snail shouldn’t be able to sleep, he’ll be happier with some one with
+him for company. He’ll get all right though—in a few days I should
+judge. If I wasn’t so confoundedly busy I’d sit up with him myself. I
+wish I could, because I still have a lot of things to talk over with
+him.”
+
+“But Doctor,” said Polynesia as we prepared to go back to the town,
+“you ought to take a holiday. All Kings take holidays once in the
+while—every one of them. King Charles, for instance—of course Charles
+was before your time—but he!—why, he was _always_ holiday-making. Not
+that he was ever what you would call a model king. But just the same,
+he was frightfully popular. Everybody liked him—even the golden-carp in
+the fish-pond at Hampton Court. As a king, the only thing I had against
+him was his inventing those stupid, little, snappy dogs they call King
+Charles Spaniels. There are lots of stories told about poor Charles;
+but that, in my opinion, is the worst thing he did. However, all this
+is beside the point. As I was saying, kings have to take holidays the
+same as anybody else. And you haven’t taken one since you were crowned,
+have you now?”
+
+“No,” said the Doctor, “I suppose that’s true.”
+
+“Well now I tell you what you do,” said she: “as soon as you get back
+to the palace you publish a royal proclamation that you are going away
+for a week into the country for your health. And you’re going _without
+any servants_, you understand—just like a plain person. It’s called
+traveling incognito, when kings go off like that. They all do it—It’s
+the only way they can ever have a good time. Then the week you’re away
+you can spend lolling on the beach back there with the snail. How’s
+that?”
+
+“I’d like to,” said the Doctor. “It sounds most attractive. But there’s
+that new theatre to be built; none of our carpenters would know how to
+get those rafters on without me to show them—And then there are the
+babies: these native mothers are so frightfully ignorant.”
+
+“Oh bother the theatre—and the babies too,” snapped Polynesia. “The
+theatre can wait a week. And as for babies, they never have anything
+more than colic. How do you suppose babies got along before you came
+here, for heaven’s sake?—Take a holiday.... You need it.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE SIXTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE LAST CABINET MEETING
+
+
+FROM the way Polynesia talked, I guessed that this idea of a holiday
+was part of her plan.
+
+The Doctor made no reply; and we walked on silently towards the town. I
+could see, nevertheless that her words had made an impression on him.
+
+After supper he disappeared from the palace without saying where he was
+going—a thing he had never done before. Of course we all knew where he
+had gone: back to the beach to sit up with the snail. We were sure of
+it because he had said nothing to Bumpo about attending to the matter.
+
+As soon as the doors were closed upon the Cabinet Meeting that night,
+Polynesia addressed the Ministry:
+
+“Look here, you fellows,” said she: “we’ve simply got to get the Doctor
+to take this holiday somehow—unless we’re willing to stay in this
+blessed island for the rest of our lives.”
+
+“But what difference,” Bumpo asked, “is his taking a holiday going to
+make?”
+
+Impatiently Polynesia turned upon the Minister of the Interior.
+
+“Don’t you see? If he has a clear week to get thoroughly interested in
+his natural history again—marine stuff, his dream of seeing the floor
+of the ocean and all that—there may be some chance of his consenting
+to leave this pesky place. But while he is here on duty as king he
+never gets a moment to think of anything outside of the business of
+government.”
+
+“Yes, that’s true. He’s far too consententious,” Bumpo agreed.
+
+“And besides,” Polynesia went on, “his only hope of ever getting away
+from here would be to escape secretly. He’s got to leave while he is
+holiday-making, incognito—when no one knows where he is or what he’s
+doing, but us. If he built a ship big enough to cross the sea in, all
+the Indians would see it, and hear it, being built; and they’d ask what
+it was for. They would interfere. They’d sooner have anything happen
+than lose the Doctor. Why, I believe if they thought he had any idea of
+escaping they would put chains on him.”
+
+“Yes, I really think they would,” I agreed. “Yet without a ship of some
+kind I don’t see how the Doctor is going to get away, even secretly.”
+
+“Well, I’ll tell you,” said Polynesia. “If we do succeed in making
+him take this holiday, our next step will be to get the sea-snail
+to promise to take us all in his shell and carry us to the mouth of
+Puddleby River. If we can once get the snail willing, the temptation
+will be too much for John Dolittle and he’ll come, I know—especially as
+he’ll be able to take those new plants and drugs of Long Arrow’s to the
+English doctors, as well as see the floor of the ocean on the way.”
+
+“How thrilling!” I cried. “Do you mean the snail could take us under
+the sea all the way back to Puddleby?”
+
+“Certainly,” said Polynesia, “a little trip like that is nothing to
+him. He would crawl along the floor of the ocean and the Doctor could
+see all the sights. Perfectly simple. Oh, John Dolittle will come all
+right, if we can only get him to take that holiday—_and_ if the snail
+will consent to give us the ride.”
+
+“Golly, I hope he does!” sighed Jip. “I’m sick of these beastly
+tropics—they make you feel so lazy and good-for-nothing. And there
+are no rats or anything here—not that a fellow would have the energy
+to chase ’em even if there were. My, wouldn’t I be glad to see old
+Puddleby and the garden again! And won’t Dab-Dab be glad to have us
+back!”
+
+“By the end of next month,” said I, “it will be two whole years since
+we left England—since we pulled up the anchor at Kingsbridge and bumped
+our way out into the river.”
+
+“And got stuck on the mud-bank,” added Chee-Chee in a dreamy, far-away
+voice.
+
+“Do you remember how all the people waved to us from the river-wall?” I
+asked.
+
+“Yes. And I suppose they’ve often talked about us in the town since,”
+said Jip—“wondering whether we’re dead or alive.”
+
+“Cease,” said Bumpo, “I feel I am about to weep from sediment.”
+
+
+
+
+_THE SEVENTH CHAPTER_
+
+THE DOCTOR’S DECISION
+
+
+WELL, you can guess how glad we were when next morning the Doctor,
+after his all-night conversation with the snail, told us that he had
+made up his mind to take the holiday. A proclamation was published
+right away by the Town Crier that His Majesty was going into the
+country for a seven-day rest, but that during his absence the palace
+and the government offices would be kept open as usual.
+
+Polynesia was immensely pleased. She at once set quietly to work making
+arrangements for our departure—taking good care the while that no one
+should get an inkling of where we were going, what we were taking with
+us, the hour of our leaving or which of the palace-gates we would go
+out by.
+
+Cunning old schemer that she was, she forgot nothing. And not even we,
+who were of the Doctor’s party, could imagine what reasons she had
+for some of her preparations. She took me inside and told me that the
+one thing I must remember to bring with me was _all_ of the Doctor’s
+note-books. Long Arrow, who was the only Indian let into the secret
+of our destination, said he would like to come with us as far as the
+beach to see the Great Snail; and him Polynesia told to be sure and
+bring his collection of plants. Bumpo she ordered to carry the Doctor’s
+high hat—carefully hidden under his coat. She sent off nearly all the
+footmen who were on night duty to do errands in the town, so that there
+should be as few servants as possible to see us leave. And midnight,
+the hour when most of the townspeople would be asleep, she finally
+chose for our departure.
+
+We had to take a week’s food-supply with us for the royal holiday. So,
+with our other packages, we were heavy laden when on the stroke of
+twelve we opened the west door of the palace and stepped cautiously and
+quietly into the moonlit garden.
+
+“Tiptoe incognito,” whispered Bumpo as we gently closed the heavy doors
+behind us.
+
+No one had seen us leave.
+
+At the foot of the stone steps leading from the Peacock Terrace to the
+Sunken Rosary, something made me pause and look back at the magnificent
+palace which we had built in this strange, far-off land where no white
+men but ourselves had ever come. Somehow I felt it in my bones that we
+were leaving it to-night never to return again. And I wondered what
+other kings and ministers would dwell in its splendid halls when we
+were gone. The air was hot; and everything was deadly still but for the
+gentle splashing of the tame flamingoes paddling in the lily-pond.
+Suddenly the twinkling lantern of a night watchman appeared round the
+corner of a cypress hedge. Polynesia plucked at my stocking and, in an
+impatient whisper, bade me hurry before our flight be discovered.
+
+On our arrival at the beach we found the snail already feeling much
+better and now able to move his tail without pain.
+
+The porpoises (who are by nature inquisitive creatures) were still
+hanging about in the offing to see if anything of interest was going to
+happen. Polynesia, the plotter, while the Doctor was occupied with his
+new patient, signaled to them and drew them aside for a little private
+chat.
+
+“Now see here, my friends,” said she speaking low: “you know how much
+John Dolittle has done for the animals—given his whole life up to them,
+one might say. Well, here is your chance to do something for him.
+Listen: he got made king of this island against his will, see? And now
+that he has taken the job on, he feels that he can’t leave it—thinks
+the Indians won’t be able to get along without him and all that—which
+is nonsense, as you and I very well know. All right. Then here’s the
+point: if this snail were only willing to take him and us—and a little
+baggage—not very much, thirty or forty pieces, say—inside his shell and
+carry us to England, we feel sure that the Doctor would go; because
+he’s just crazy to mess about on the floor of the ocean. What’s more
+this would be his one and only chance of escape from the island. Now
+it is highly important that the Doctor return to his own country to
+carry on his proper work which means such a lot to the animals of the
+world. So what we want you to do is to tell the sea-urchin to tell the
+starfish to tell the snail to take us in his shell and carry us to
+Puddleby River. Is that plain?”
+
+[Illustration: “‘Tiptoe incognito,’ whispered Bumpo”]
+
+“Quite, quite,” said the porpoises. “And we will willingly do our very
+best to persuade him—for it is, as you say, a perfect shame for the
+great man to be wasting his time here when he is so much needed by the
+animals.”
+
+“And don’t let the Doctor know what you’re about,” said Polynesia as
+they started to move off. “He might balk if he thought we had any hand
+in it. Get the snail to offer on his own account to take us. See?”
+
+John Dolittle, unaware of anything save the work he was engaged on, was
+standing knee-deep in the shallow water, helping the snail try out his
+mended tail to see if it were well enough to travel on. Bumpo and Long
+Arrow, with Chee-Chee and Jip, were lolling at the foot of a palm a
+little way up the beach. Polynesia and I now went and joined them.
+
+Half an hour passed.
+
+What success the porpoises had met with, we did not know, till suddenly
+the Doctor left the snail’s side and came splashing out to us, quite
+breathless.
+
+“What _do_ you think?” he cried, “while I was talking to the snail
+just now he offered, of his own accord, to take us all back to England
+inside his shell. He says he has got to go on a voyage of discovery
+anyway, to hunt up a new home, now that the Deep Hole is closed. Said
+it wouldn’t be much out of his way to drop us at Puddleby River, if we
+cared to come along—Goodness, what a chance! I’d love to go. To examine
+the floor of the ocean all the way from Brazil to Europe! No man ever
+did it before. What a glorious trip!—Oh that I had never allowed myself
+to be made king! Now I must see the chance of a lifetime slip by.”
+
+He turned from us and moved down the sands again to the middle beach,
+gazing wistfully, longingly out at the snail. There was something
+peculiarly sad and forlorn about him as he stood there on the lonely,
+moonlit shore, the crown upon his head, his figure showing sharply
+black against the glittering sea behind.
+
+Out of the darkness at my elbow Polynesia rose and quietly moved down
+to his side.
+
+“Now Doctor,” said she in a soft persuasive voice as though she were
+talking to a wayward child, “you know this king business is not your
+real work in life. These natives will be able to get along without
+you—not so well as they do with you of course—but they’ll manage—the
+same as they did before you came. Nobody can say you haven’t done your
+duty by them. It was their fault: they made you king. Why not accept
+the snail’s offer; and just drop everything now, and go? The work
+you’ll do, the information you’ll carry home, will be of far more value
+than what you’re doing here.”
+
+“Good friend,” said the Doctor turning to her sadly, “I cannot. They
+would go back to their old unsanitary ways: bad water, uncooked fish,
+no drainage, enteric fever and the rest.... No. I must think of their
+health, their welfare. I began life as a people’s doctor: I seem to
+have come back to it in the end. I cannot desert them. Later perhaps
+something will turn up. But I cannot leave them now.”
+
+“That’s where you’re wrong, Doctor,” said she. “Now is when you should
+go. Nothing will ‘turn up.’ The longer you stay, the harder it will be
+to leave—Go now. Go to-night.”
+
+“What, steal away without even saying good-bye to them! Why, Polynesia,
+what a thing to suggest!”
+
+“A fat chance they would give you to say good-bye!” snorted Polynesia
+growing impatient at last. “I tell you, Doctor, if you go back to that
+palace tonight, for goodbys or anything else, you will stay there.
+Now—this moment—is the time for you to go.”
+
+The truth of the old parrot’s words seemed to be striking home; for
+the Doctor stood silent a minute, thinking.
+
+“But there are the note-books,” he said presently: “I would have to go
+back to fetch them.”
+
+“I have them here, Doctor,” said I, speaking up—“all of them.”
+
+Again he pondered.
+
+“And Long Arrow’s collection,” he said. “I would have to take that also
+with me.”
+
+“It is here, Oh Kindly One,” came the Indian’s deep voice from the
+shadow beneath the palm.
+
+“But what about provisions,” asked the Doctor—“food for the journey?”
+
+“We have a week’s supply with us, for our holiday,” said
+Polynesia—“that’s more than we will need.”
+
+For a third time the Doctor was silent and thoughtful.
+
+“And then there’s my hat,” he said fretfully at last. “That settles it:
+I’ll _have_ to go back to the palace. I can’t leave without my hat. How
+could I appear in Puddleby with this crown on my head?”
+
+“Here it is, Doctor,” said Bumpo producing the hat, old, battered and
+beloved, from under his coat.
+
+Polynesia had indeed thought of everything.
+
+Yet even now we could see the Doctor was still trying to think up
+further excuses.
+
+“Oh Kindly One,” said Long Arrow, “why tempt ill fortune? Your way is
+clear. Your future and your work beckon you back to your foreign home
+beyond the sea. With you will go also what lore I too have gathered
+for mankind—to lands where it will be of wider use than it can ever
+here. I see the glimmerings of dawn in the eastern heaven. Day is at
+hand. Go before your subjects are abroad. Go before your project is
+discovered. For truly I believe that if you go not now you will linger
+the remainder of your days a captive king in Popsipetel.”
+
+Great decisions often take no more than a moment in the making. Against
+the now paling sky I saw the Doctor’s figure suddenly stiffen. Slowly
+he lifted the Sacred Crown from off his head and laid it on the sands.
+
+And when he spoke his voice was choked with tears.
+
+“They will find it here,” he murmured, “when they come to search for
+me. And they will know that I have gone.... My children, my poor
+children!—I wonder will they ever understand why it was I left them....
+I wonder will they ever understand—and forgive.”
+
+He took his old hat from Bumpo; then facing Long Arrow, gripped his
+outstretched hand in silence.
+
+“You decide aright, oh Kindly One,” said the Indian—“though none
+will miss and mourn you more than Long Arrow, the son of Golden
+Arrow—Farewell, and may good fortune ever lead you by the hand!”
+
+It was the first and only time I ever saw the Doctor weep. Without a
+word to any of us, he turned and moved down the beach into the shallow
+water of the sea.
+
+The snail humped up its back and made an opening between its shoulders
+and the edge of its shell. The Doctor clambered up and passed within.
+We followed him, after handing up the baggage. The opening shut tight
+with a whistling suction noise.
+
+Then turning in the direction of the East, the great creature began
+moving smoothly forward, down the slope into the deeper waters.
+
+Just as the swirling dark green surf was closing in above our heads,
+the big morning sun popped his rim up over the edge of the ocean. And
+through our transparent walls of pearl we saw the watery world about
+us suddenly light up with that most wondrously colorful of visions, a
+daybreak beneath the sea.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The rest of the story of our homeward voyage is soon told.
+
+Our new quarters we found very satisfactory. Inside the spacious shell,
+the snail’s wide back was extremely comfortable to sit and lounge
+on—better than a sofa, when you once got accustomed to the damp and
+clammy feeling of it. He asked us, shortly after we started, if we
+wouldn’t mind taking off our boots, as the hobnails in them hurt his
+back as we ran excitedly from one side to another to see the different
+sights.
+
+The motion was not unpleasant, very smooth and even; in fact, but for
+the landscape passing outside, you would not know, on the level going,
+that you were moving at all.
+
+I had always thought for some reason or other that the bottom of the
+sea was flat. I found that it was just as irregular and changeful as
+the surface of the dry land. We climbed over great mountain-ranges,
+with peaks towering above peaks. We threaded our way through dense
+forests of tall sea-plants. We crossed wide empty stretches of sandy
+mud, like deserts—so vast that you went on for a whole day with nothing
+ahead of you but a dim horizon. Sometimes the scene was moss-covered,
+rolling country, green and restful to the eye like rich pastures; so
+that you almost looked to see sheep cropping on these underwater downs.
+And sometimes the snail would roll us forward inside him like peas,
+when he suddenly dipped downward to descend into some deep secluded
+valley with steeply sloping sides.
+
+In these lower levels we often came upon the shadowy shapes of dead
+ships, wrecked and sunk Heaven only knows how many years ago; and
+passing them we would speak in hushed whispers like children seeing
+monuments in churches.
+
+Here too, in the deeper, darker waters, monstrous fishes, feeding
+quietly in caves and hollows would suddenly spring up, alarmed at our
+approach, and flash away into the gloom with the speed of an arrow.
+While other bolder ones, all sorts of unearthly shapes and colors,
+would come right up and peer in at us through the shell.
+
+“I suppose they think we are a sort of sanaquarium,” said Bumpo—“I’d
+hate to be a fish.”
+
+It was a thrilling and ever-changing show. The Doctor wrote or sketched
+incessantly. Before long we had filled all the blank note-books we had
+left. Then we searched our pockets for any odd scraps of paper on which
+to jot down still more observations. We even went through the used
+books a second time, writing in between the lines, scribbling all over
+the covers, back and front.
+
+Our greatest difficulty was getting enough light to see by. In the
+lower waters it was very dim. On the third day we passed a band of
+fire-eels, a sort of large, marine glow-worm; and the Doctor asked the
+snail to get them to come with us for a way. This they did, swimming
+alongside; and their light was very helpful, though not brilliant.
+
+How our giant shellfish found his way across that vast and gloomy
+world was a great puzzle to us. John Dolittle asked him by what means
+he navigated—how he knew he was on the right road to Puddleby River.
+And what the snail said in reply got the Doctor so excited, that having
+no paper left, he tore out the lining of his precious hat and covered
+it with notes.
+
+By night of course it was impossible to see anything; and during the
+hours of darkness the snail used to swim instead of crawl. When he did
+so he could travel at a terrific speed, just by waggling that long tail
+of his. This was the reason why we completed the trip in so short a
+time—five and a half days.
+
+The air of our chamber, not having a change in the whole voyage, got
+very close and stuffy; and for the first two days we all had headaches.
+But after that we got used to it and didn’t mind it in the least.
+
+Early in the afternoon of the sixth day, we noticed we were climbing a
+long gentle slope. As we went upward it grew lighter. Finally we saw
+that the snail had crawled right out of the water altogether and had
+now come to a dead stop on a long strip of gray sand.
+
+Behind us we saw the surface of the sea rippled by the wind. On our
+left was the mouth of a river with the tide running out. While in
+front, the low flat land stretched away into the mist—which prevented
+one from seeing very far in any direction. A pair of wild ducks with
+craning necks and whirring wings passed over us and disappeared like
+shadows, seaward.
+
+As a landscape, it was a great change from the hot brilliant sunshine
+of Popsipetel.
+
+With the same whistling suction sound, the snail made the opening for
+us to crawl out by. As we stepped down upon the marshy land we noticed
+that a fine, drizzling autumn rain was falling.
+
+“Can this be Merrie England?” asked Bumpo, peering into the
+fog—“doesn’t look like any place in particular. Maybe the snail hasn’t
+brought us right after all.”
+
+“Yes,” sighed Polynesia, shaking the rain off her feathers, “this is
+England all right—You can tell it by the beastly climate.”
+
+“Oh, but fellows,” cried Jip, as he sniffed up the air in great gulps,
+“it has a _smell_—a good and glorious smell!—Excuse me a minute: I see
+a water-rat.”
+
+“Sh!—Listen!” said Chee-Chee through teeth that chattered with the
+cold. “There’s Puddleby church-clock striking four. Why don’t we divide
+up the baggage and get moving. We’ve got a long way to foot it home
+across the marshes.”
+
+“Let’s hope,” I put in, “that Dab-Dab has a nice fire burning in the
+kitchen.”
+
+“I’m sure she will,” said the Doctor as he picked out his old handbag
+from among the bundles—“With this wind from the East she’ll need it to
+keep the animals in the house warm. Come on. Let’s hug the river-bank
+so we don’t miss our way in the fog. You know, there’s something rather
+attractive in the bad weather of England—when you’ve got a kitchen-fire
+to look forward to.... Four o’clock! Come along—we’ll just be in nice
+time for tea.”
+
+[Illustration: THE END]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Transcriber’s Notes:
+
+Varied hyphenation retained. Obvious punctuation errors repaired.
+
+Page 20, “he” changed to “be” (Don’t be alarmed)
+
+Page 135, “shellflsh” changed to “shellfish” (of the shellfish)
+
+Page 137, “way” changed to “may” (come what may)
+
+Page 188, Part Four, _THE FIRST CHAPTER_ made italic to match rest of
+usage.
+
+Page 218, “is” changed to “it” (where it is)
+
+Page 249, “musn’t” changed to “mustn’t” (that he musn’t give)
+
+Page 324, “Polnesia” changed to “Polynesia” (whispered Polynesia)
+
+Page 347, “thoroughy” changed to “thoroughly” (thoroughly interested in)
+
+Page 357, “Poynesia” changed to “Polynesia” (said Polynesia—“that’s
+more)
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's The Voyages of Dr. Dolittle, by Hugh Lofting
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