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+Title: The Substitute
+ Deep Waters, Part 9.
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+Author: W.W. Jacobs
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+ DEEP WATERS
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+ By W.W. JACOBS
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+<h1>
+ THE SUBSTITUTE
+</h1>
+<br /><br />
+<p>
+ The night watchman had just returned to the office fire after leaving it
+ to attend a ring at the wharf bell. He sat for some time puffing
+ fiercely at his pipe and breathing heavily.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Boys!" he said, at last. "That's the third time this week, and yet if I
+ was to catch one and skin 'im alive I suppose I should get into trouble
+ over it. Even 'is own father and mother would make a fuss, most like.
+ Some people have boys, and other people 'ave the trouble of 'em. Our
+ street's full of 'em, and the way they carry on would make a monkey-'ouse
+ ashamed of itself. The man next door to me's got seven of 'em, and when
+ I spoke to 'im friendly about it over a pint one night, he put the blame
+ on 'is wife.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "The worst boy I ever knew used to be office-boy in this 'ere office, and
+ I can't understand now why I wasn't 'ung for him. Undersized little chap
+ he was, with a face the colour o' bad pie-crust, and two little black
+ eyes like shoe-buttons. To see 'im with his little white cuffs, and a
+ stand-up collar, and a little black bow, and a little bowler-'at, was
+ enough to make a cat laugh. I told 'im so one day, and arter that we
+ knew where we was. Both of us.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "By rights he ought to 'ave left the office at six&mdash;just my time for
+ coming on. As it was, he used to stay late, purtending to work 'ard so
+ as to get a rise. Arter all the clerks 'ad gorn 'ome he used to sit
+ perched up on a stool yards too 'igh for him, with one eye on the ledger
+ and the other looking through the winder at me. I remember once going
+ off for 'arf a pint, and when I come back I found 'im with a policeman,
+ two carmen, and all the hands off of the Maid Marian, standing on the
+ edge of the jetty, waiting for me to come up. He said that, not finding
+ me on the wharf, 'e made sure that I must 'ave tumbled overboard, as he
+ felt certain that I wouldn't neglect my dooty while there was breath in
+ my body; but 'e was sorry to find 'e was mistook. He stood there talking
+ like a little clergyman, until one of the carmen knocked his 'at over 'is
+ eyes, and then he forgot 'imself for a bit.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Arter that I used to wait until he 'ad gorn afore I 'ad my arf-pint. I
+ didn't want my good name taken away, and I had to be careful, and many's
+ the good arf-pint I 'ad to refuse because that little imitation monkey
+ was sitting in the office drawing faces on 'is blotting-paper. But
+ sometimes it don't matter 'ow careful you are, you make a mistake.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "There was a little steamer, called the Eastern Monarch, used to come up
+ here in them days, once a week. Fat little tub she was, with a crew o'
+ fattish old men, and a skipper that I didn't like. He'd been in the
+ coasting trade all 'is life, while I've knocked about all over the world,
+ but to hear 'im talk you'd think he knew more about things than I did.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Eddication, Bill,' he ses one evening, 'that's the thing! You can't
+ argufy without it; you only talk foolish, like you are doing now.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'There's eddication and there's common sense,' I ses. 'Some people 'as
+ one and some people 'as the other. Give me common sense.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'That's wot you want,' he ses, nodding.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'And, o' course,' I ses, looking at 'im, 'there's some people 'asn't got
+ either one or the other.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "The office-boy came out of the office afore he could think of an answer,
+ and the pair of 'em stood there talking to show off their cleverness,
+ till their tongues ached. I took up my broom and went on sweeping, and
+ they was so busy talking long words they didn't know the meaning of to
+ each other that they was arf choked with dust afore they noticed it.
+ When they did notice it they left off using long words, and the skipper
+ tried to hurt my feelings with a few short ones 'e knew.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'It's no good wasting your breath on 'im,' ses the boy. 'You might as
+ well talk to a beer-barrel.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He went off, dusting 'imself down with his little pocket-'ankercher, and
+ arter the skipper 'ad told me wot he'd like to do, only he was too sorry
+ for me to do it, 'e went back to the ship to put on a clean collar, and
+ went off for the evening.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He always used to go off by hisself of a evening, and I used to wonder
+ 'ow he passed the time. Then one night I found out.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I had just come out of the Bear's Head, and stopped to look round afore
+ going back to the wharf, when I see a couple o' people standing on the
+ swing-bridge saying 'Good-bye' to each other. One of 'em was a man and
+ the other wasn't.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Evening, cap'n,' I ses, as he came towards me, and gave a little start.
+ 'I didn't know you 'ad brought your missis up with you this trip.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Evening, Bill,' he ses, very peaceful. 'Wot a lovely evening!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Bee-utiful!' I ses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'So fresh,' ses the skipper, sniffing in some of the air.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Makes you feel quite young agin,' I ses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He didn't say nothing to that, except to look at me out of the corner of
+ 'is eye; and stepping on to the wharf had another look at the sky to
+ admire it, and then went aboard his ship. If he 'ad only stood me a
+ pint, and trusted me, things might ha' turned out different.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Quite by chance I happened to be in the Bear's Head a week arterwards,
+ and, quite by chance, as I came out I saw the skipper saying 'Good-bye'
+ on the bridge agin. He seemed to be put out about something, and when I
+ said 'Wot a lovely evening it would be if only it wasn't raining 'ard!'
+ he said something about knocking my 'ead off.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'And you keep your nose out o' my bisness,' he ses, very fierce.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Your bisness!' I ses. 'Wot bisness?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'There's some people as might like to know that you leave the wharf to
+ look arter itself while you're sitting in a pub swilling gallons and
+ gallons o' beer,' he ses, in a nasty sort o' way. 'Live and let live,
+ that's my motter."
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I don't know wot you're talking about,' I ses, 'but it don't matter
+ anyways. I've got a clear conscience; that's the main thing. I'm as
+ open as the day, and there's nothing about me that I'd mind anybody
+ knowing. Wot a pity it is everybody can't say the same!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I didn't see 'im saying 'Good-bye' the next week or the week arter that
+ either, but the third week, arter just calling in at the Bear's Head, I
+ strolled on casual-like and got as far as the bottom of Tower Hill afore
+ I remembered myself. Turning the corner, I a'most fell over the skipper,
+ wot was right in the fair way, shaking 'ands with his lady-friend under
+ the lamp-post. Both of 'em started, and I couldn't make up my mind which
+ gave me the most unpleasant look.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Peep-bo!' I ses, cheerful-like.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He stood making a gobbling noise at me, like a turkey.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Give me quite a start, you did,' I ses. 'I didn't dream of you being
+ there.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Get off!' he ses, spluttering. 'Get off, afore I tear you limb from
+ limb! 'Ow dare you follow me about and come spying round corners at me?
+ Wot d'ye mean by it?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I stood there with my arms folded acrost my chest, as calm as a
+ cucumber. The other party stood there watching us, and wot 'e could 'ave
+ seen in her, I can't think. She was dressed more like a man than a
+ woman, and it would have taken the good looks of twenty like her to 'ave
+ made one barmaid. I stood looking at 'er like a man in a dream.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Well, will you know me agin?' she ses, in a nasty cracked sort of
+ voice.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I could pick you out of a million,' I ses&mdash;'if I wanted to.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Clear out!' ses the skipper. 'Clear out! And thank your stars there's
+ a lady present.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Don't take no notice of 'im, Captain Pratt,' ses the lady. 'He's
+ beneath you. You only encourage people like that by taking notice of
+ 'em. Good-bye.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "She held out her 'and, and while the skipper was shaking it I began to
+ walk back to the wharf. I 'adn't gorn far afore I heard 'im coming up
+ behind me, and next moment 'e was walking alongside and saying things to
+ try and make me lose my temper.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Ah, it's a pity your pore missis can't 'ear you!' I ses. 'I expect she
+ thinks you are stowed away in your bunk dreaming of 'er, instead of
+ saying things about a face as don't belong to you.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'You mind your bisness,' he ses, shouting. 'And not so much about my
+ missis! D'ye hear? Wot's it got to do with you? Who asked you to shove
+ your oar in?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'You're quite mistook,' I ses, very calm. 'I'd no idea that there was
+ anything on as shouldn't be. I was never more surprised in my life. If
+ anybody 'ad told me, I shouldn't 'ave believed 'em. I couldn't. Knowing
+ you, and knowing 'ow respectable you 'ave always purtended to be, and
+ also and likewise that you ain't no chicken&mdash;&mdash;'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I thought 'e was going to 'ave a fit. He 'opped about, waving his arms
+ and stuttering and going on in such a silly way that I didn't like to be
+ seen with 'im. Twice he knocked my 'at off, and arter telling him wot
+ would 'appen if 'e did it agin, I walked off and left him.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Even then 'e wasn't satisfied, and arter coming on to the wharf and
+ following me up and down like a little dog, he got in front of me and
+ told me some more things he 'ad thought of.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'If I catch you spying on me agin,' he ses, 'you'll wish you'd never
+ been born!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'You get aboard and 'ave a quiet sleep,' I ses. 'You're wandering in
+ your mind.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'The lady you saw me with,' he ses, looking at me very fierce, 'is a
+ friend o' mine that I meet sometimes for the sake of her talk.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Talk!' I ses, staring at 'im. 'Talk! Wot, can't one woman talk enough
+ for you? Is your missis dumb? or wot?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'You don't understand,' he ses, cocking up 'is nose at me. 'She's a
+ interleckshal woman; full of eddication and information. When my missis
+ talks, she talks about the price o' things and says she must 'ave more
+ money. Or else she talks about things I've done, or sometimes things I
+ 'aven't done. It's all one to her. There's no pleasure in that sort o'
+ talk. It don't help a man.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I never 'eard of any talk as did,' I ses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I don't suppose you did,' he ses, sneering-like. 'Now, to-night, fust
+ of all, we talked about the House of Lords and whether it ought to be
+ allowed; and arter that she gave me quite a little lecture on insecks.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'It don't seem proper to me,' I ses. 'I 'ave spoke to my wife about 'em
+ once or twice, but I should no more think of talking about such things to
+ a single lady&mdash;&mdash;'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He began to jump about agin as if I'd bit 'im, and he 'ad so much to say
+ about my 'ed and blocks of wood that I pretty near lost my temper. I
+ should ha' lost it with some men, but 'e was a very stiff-built chap and
+ as hard as nails.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Beer's your trouble,' he ses, at last. 'Fust of all you put it down,
+ and then it climbs up and soaks wot little brains you've got. Wot you
+ want is a kind friend to prevent you from getting it.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I don't know wot it was, but I 'ad a sort of sinking feeling inside as
+ 'e spoke, and next evening, when I saw 'im walk to the end of the jetty
+ with the office-boy and stand there talking to 'im with his 'and on his
+ shoulder, it came on worse than ever. And I put two and two together
+ when the guv'nor came up to me next day, and, arter talking about 'dooty'
+ and 'ow easy it was to get night-watchmen, mentioned in 'a off-'and sort
+ of way that, if I left the wharf at all between six and six, I could stay
+ away altogether.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I didn't answer 'im a word. I might ha' told 'im that there was plenty
+ of people arter me ready to give me double the money, but I knew he could
+ never get anybody to do their dooty by the wharf like I 'ad done, so I
+ kept quiet. It's the way I treat my missis nowadays, and it pays; in the
+ old days I used to waste my breath answering 'er back.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I wouldn't ha' minded so much if it 'adn't ha' been for that boy. He
+ used to pass me, as 'e went off of a evening, with a little sly smile on
+ 'is ugly little face, and sometimes when I was standing at the gate he'd
+ give a sniff or two and say that he could smell beer, and he supposed it
+ came from the Bear's Head.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "It was about three weeks arter the guv'nor 'ad forgot 'imself, and I was
+ standing by the gate one evening, when I saw a woman coming along
+ carrying a big bag in her 'and. I 'adn't seen 'er afore, and when she
+ stopped in front of me and smiled I was on my guard at once. I don't
+ smile at other people, and I don't expect them to smile at me.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'At last!' she ses, setting down 'er bag and giving me another smile.
+ 'I thought I was never going to get 'ere."
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I coughed and backed inside a little bit on to my own ground. I didn't
+ want to 'ave that little beast of a office-boy spreading tales about me.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I've come up to 'ave a little fling,' she ses, smiling away harder than
+ ever. 'My husband don't know I'm 'ere. He thinks I'm at 'ome.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I think I went back pretty near three yards.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I come up by train,' she ses, nodding.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Yes,' I ses, very severe, 'and wot about going back by it?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Oh, I shall go back by ship,' she ses. 'Wot time do you expect the
+ Eastern Monarch up?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Well,' I ses, 'ardly knowing wot to make of 'er, 'she ought to be up
+ this tide; but there's no reckoning on wot an old washtub with a engine
+ like a sewing-machine inside 'er will do.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Oh, indeed!' she ses, leaving off smiling very sudden. 'Oh, indeed!
+ My husband might 'ave something to say about that.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Your 'usband?' I ses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Captain Pratt,' she ses, drawing 'erself up. 'I'm Mrs. Pratt. He left
+ yesterday morning, and I've come up 'ere by train to give 'im a little
+ surprise.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "You might ha' knocked me down with a feather, and I stood there staring
+ at her with my mouth open, trying to think.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Take care,' I ses at last. 'Take care as you don't give 'im too much
+ of a surprise!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Wot do you mean?' she ses, firing up.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Nothing,' I ses. 'Nothing, only I've known 'usbands in my time as
+ didn't like being surprised&mdash;that's all. If you take my advice, you'll
+ go straight back home agin.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I'll tell 'im wot you say,' she ses, 'as soon as 'is ship comes in.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "That's a woman all over; the moment they get into a temper they want to
+ hurt somebody; and I made up my mind at once that, if anybody was going
+ to be 'urt, it wasn't me. And, besides, I thought it might be for the
+ skipper's good&mdash;in the long run.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I broke it to her as gentle as I could. I didn't tell 'er much, I just
+ gave her a few 'ints. Just enough to make her ask for more.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'And mind,' I ses, 'I don't want to be brought into it. If you should
+ 'appen to take a fancy into your 'ed to wait behind a pile of empties
+ till the ship comes in, and then slip out and foller your 'usband and
+ give 'im the little surprise you spoke of, it's nothing to do with me.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I understand,' she ses, biting her lip. 'There's no need for 'im to
+ know that I've been on the wharf at all.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I gave 'er a smile&mdash;I thought she deserved it&mdash;but she didn't smile
+ back. She was rather a nice-looking woman in the ordinary way, but I
+ could easy see 'ow temper spoils a woman's looks. She stood there giving
+ little shivers and looking as if she wanted to bite somebody.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I'll go and hide now,' she ses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Not yet,' I ses. 'You'll 'ave to wait till that little blackbeetle in
+ the office 'as gorn.' 'Blackbeetle?' she ses, staring.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Office-boy,' I ses. 'He'd better not see you at all. S'pose you go
+ off for a bit and come back when I whistle?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Afore she could answer the boy came out of the office, ready to go 'ome.
+ He gave a little bit of a start when 'e saw me talking to a lady, and
+ then 'e nips down sudden, about a couple o' yards away, and begins to do
+ 'is bootlace up. It took 'im some time, because he 'ad to undo it fust,
+ but 'e finished it at last, and arter a quick look at Mrs. Pratt, and one
+ at me that I could ha' smacked his 'ed for, 'e went off whistling and
+ showing 'is little cuffs.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I stepped out into the road and watched 'im out o' sight. Then I told
+ Mrs. Pratt to pick up 'er bag and foller me.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "As it 'appened there was a big pile of empties in the corner of the
+ ware'ouse wall, just opposite the Eastern Monarch's berth. It might ha'
+ been made for the job, and, arter I 'ad tucked her away behind and given
+ 'er a box to sit on, I picked up my broom and began to make up for lost
+ time.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "She sat there as quiet as a cat watching a mouse'ole, and I was going on
+ with my work, stopping every now and then to look and see whether the
+ Monarch was in sight, when I 'appened to turn round and see the office-
+ boy standing on the edge of the wharf with his back to the empties,
+ looking down at the water. I nearly dropped my broom.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "''Ullo!' I ses, going up to 'im. 'I thought you 'ad gorn 'ome.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I was going,' he ses, with a nasty oily little smile, 'and then it
+ struck me all of a sudden 'ow lonely it was for you all alone 'ere, and I
+ come back to keep you company.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He winked at something acrost the river as 'e spoke, and I stood there
+ thinking my 'ardest wot was the best thing to be done. I couldn't get
+ Mrs. Pratt away while 'e was there; besides which I felt quite sartain
+ she wouldn't go. The only 'ope I 'ad was that he'd get tired of spying
+ on me and go away before he found out she was 'iding on the wharf.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I walked off in a unconcerned way&mdash;not too far&mdash;and, with one eye on 'im
+ and the other on where Mrs. Pratt was 'iding, went on with my work.
+ There's nothing like 'ard work when a man is worried, and I was a'most
+ forgetting my troubles, when I looked up and saw the Monarch coming up
+ the river.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "She turned to come into 'er berth, with the skipper shouting away on the
+ bridge and making as much fuss as if 'e was berthing a liner. I helped
+ to make 'er fast, and the skipper, arter 'e had 'ad a good look round to
+ see wot 'e could find fault with, went below to clean 'imself.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He was up agin in about ten minutes, with a clean collar and a clean
+ face, and a blue neck-tie that looked as though it 'ad got yeller
+ measles. Good temper 'e was in, too, and arter pulling the office-boy's
+ ear, gentle, as 'e was passing, he stopped for a moment to 'ave a word
+ with 'im.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Bit late, ain't you?' he ses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I've been keeping a eye on the watchman,' ses the boy. 'He works
+ better when 'e knows there's somebody watching 'im.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Look 'ere!' I ses. 'You take yourself off; I've had about enough of
+ you. You take your little face 'ome and ask your mother to wipe its
+ nose. Strickly speaking, you've no right to be on the wharf at all at
+ this time.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I've as much right as other people,' he ses, giving me a wicked look.
+ 'I've got more right than some people, p'r'aps.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "He stooped down deliberate and, picking up a bit o' coke from the 'eap
+ by the crane, pitched it over at the empties.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Stop that!' I ses, shouting at 'im.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'What for?' 'e ses, shying another piece. 'Why shouldn't I?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Cos I won't 'ave it,' I ses. 'D'ye hear? Stop it!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I rushed at 'im as he sent another piece over, and for the next two or
+ three minutes 'e was dodging me and chucking coke at the empties, with
+ the fool of a skipper standing by laughing, and two or three of the crew
+ leaning over the side and cheering 'im on.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'All right,' he ses, at last, dusting 'is hands together. 'I've
+ finished. There's no need to make such a fuss over a bit of coke.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'You've wasted pretty near arf a 'undered-weight,' I ses. 'I've a good
+ mind to report you.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Don't do that, watchman!' he ses, in a pitiful voice. 'Don't do that!
+ 'Ere, I tell you wot I'll do. I'll pick it all up agin.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "Afore I could move 'and or foot he 'ad shifted a couple o' cases out of
+ 'is way and was in among the empties. I stood there dazed-like while two
+ bits o' coke came flying back past my 'ed; then I 'eard a loud whistle,
+ and 'e came out agin with 'is eyes rolling and 'is mouth wide open.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Wot's the matter?' ses the skipper, staring at 'im.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'I&mdash;I&mdash;I'm sorry, watchman,' ses that beast of a boy, purtending 'e was
+ 'ardly able to speak. 'I'd no idea&mdash;&mdash;'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'All right,' I ses, very quick.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Wot's the matter?' ses the skipper agin; and as 'e spoke it came over
+ me like a flash wot a false persition I was in, and wot a nasty-tempered
+ man 'e could be when 'e liked.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Why didn't you tell me you'd got a lady-friend there?' ses the boy,
+ shaking his 'ed at me. 'Why, I might 'ave hit 'er with a bit o' coke,
+ and never forgiven myself!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Lady-friend!' ses the skipper, with a start. 'Oh, Bill, I am
+ surprised!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "My throat was so dry I couldn't 'ardly speak. 'It's my missis,' I ses,
+ at last.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Your missis?' ses the skipper. 'Woes she 'iding behind there for?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'She&mdash;she's shy,' I ses. 'Always was, all 'er life. She can't bear
+ other people. She likes to be alone with me.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Oh, watchman!' ses the boy. 'I wonder where you expect to go to?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Missis my grandmother!' ses the skipper, with a wink. 'I'm going to
+ 'ave a peep.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Stand back!' I ses, pushing 'im off. 'I don't spy on you, and I don't
+ want you to come spying on me. You get off! D'ye hear me? Get off!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "We had a bit of a struggle, till my foot slipped, and while I was waving
+ my arms and trying to get my balance back 'e made a dash for the empties.
+ Next moment he was roaring like a mad bull that 'ad sat down in a
+ sorsepan of boiling water, and rushing back agin to kill me.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I believe that if it 'adn't ha' been for a couple o' lightermen wot 'ad
+ just come on to the jetty from their skiff, and two of his own 'ands,
+ he'd ha' done it. Crazy with passion 'e was, and it was all the four of
+ 'em could do to hold 'im. Every now and then he'd get a yard nearer to
+ me, and then they'd pull 'im back a couple o' yards and beg of 'im to
+ listen to reason and 'ear wot I 'ad to say. And as soon as I started and
+ began to tell 'em about 'is lady-friend he broke out worse than ever.
+ People acrost the river must ha' wondered wot was 'appening. There was
+ two lightermen, two sailormen, me and the skipper, and Mrs. Pratt all
+ talking at once, and nobody listening but the office-boy. And in the
+ middle of it all the wicket was pushed open and the 'ed of the lady wot
+ all the trouble was about peeped in, and drew back agin.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'There you are!' I ses, shouting my 'ardest. 'There she is. That's the
+ lady I was telling you about. Now, then: put 'em face to face and clear
+ my character. Don't let 'er escape.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "One o' the lightermen let go o' the skipper and went arter 'er, and,
+ just as I was giving the other three a helping 'and, 'e came back with
+ 'er. Mrs. Pratt caught 'er breath, and as for the skipper, 'e didn't
+ know where to look, as the saying is. I just saw the lady give 'im one
+ quick look, and then afore I could dream of wot was coming, she rushes up
+ to me and flings 'er long, bony arms round my neck.
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Why, William!' she ses, 'wot's the matter? Why didn't you meet me?
+ Didn't you get my letter? Or 'ave you ceased to care for me?"
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Let go!' I ses, struggling. 'Let go! D'ye 'ear? Wot d'ye mean by it?
+ You've got 'old of the wrong one.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "'Oh, 'William!' she ses, arf strangling me. ''Ow can you talk to me like
+ that? Where's your 'art?'
+</p>
+<p>
+ "I never knew a woman so strong. I don't suppose she'd ever 'ad the
+ chance of getting 'er arms round a man's neck afore, and she hung on to
+ me as if she'd never let go. And all the time I was trying to explain
+ things to them over 'er shoulder I could see they didn't believe a word I
+ was saying. One o' the lightermen said I was a 'wonder,' and the other
+ said I was a 'fair cough-drop.' Me!
+</p>
+<p>
+ "She got tired of it at last, but by that time I was so done up I
+ couldn't say a word. I just dropped on to a box and sat there getting my
+ breath back while the skipper forgave 'is wife for 'er unjust suspicions
+ of 'im&mdash;but told 'er not to do it agin&mdash;and the office-boy was saying I'd
+ surprised even 'im. The last I saw of the lady-friend, the two
+ lightermen was helping 'er to walk to the gate, and the two sailormen was
+ follering 'er up behind, carrying 'er pocket-'ankercher and upberella."
+</p>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Substitute, by W.W. Jacobs
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+Title: The Substitute
+ Deep Waters, Part 9.
+
+Author: W.W. Jacobs
+
+Release Date: March 6, 2004 [EBook #11479]
+
+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SUBSTITUTE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+
+DEEP WATERS
+
+By W.W. JACOBS
+
+
+
+
+THE SUBSTITUTE
+
+The night watchman had just returned to the office fire after leaving it
+to attend a ring at the wharf bell. He sat for some time puffing
+fiercely at his pipe and breathing heavily.
+
+"Boys!" he said, at last. "That's the third time this week, and yet if I
+was to catch one and skin 'im alive I suppose I should get into trouble
+over it. Even 'is own father and mother would make a fuss, most like.
+Some people have boys, and other people 'ave the trouble of 'em. Our
+street's full of 'em, and the way they carry on would make a monkey-'ouse
+ashamed of itself. The man next door to me's got seven of 'em, and when
+I spoke to 'im friendly about it over a pint one night, he put the blame
+on 'is wife.
+
+"The worst boy I ever knew used to be office-boy in this 'ere office, and
+I can't understand now why I wasn't 'ung for him. Undersized little chap
+he was, with a face the colour o' bad pie-crust, and two little black
+eyes like shoe-buttons. To see 'im with his little white cuffs, and a
+stand-up collar, and a little black bow, and a little bowler-'at, was
+enough to make a cat laugh. I told 'im so one day, and arter that we
+knew where we was. Both of us.
+
+"By rights he ought to 'ave left the office at six--just my time for
+coming on. As it was, he used to stay late, purtending to work 'ard so
+as to get a rise. Arter all the clerks 'ad gorn 'ome he used to sit
+perched up on a stool yards too 'igh for him, with one eye on the ledger
+and the other looking through the winder at me. I remember once going
+off for 'arf a pint, and when I come back I found 'im with a policeman,
+two carmen, and all the hands off of the Maid Marian, standing on the
+edge of the jetty, waiting for me to come up. He said that, not finding
+me on the wharf, 'e made sure that I must 'ave tumbled overboard, as he
+felt certain that I wouldn't neglect my dooty while there was breath in
+my body; but 'e was sorry to find 'e was mistook. He stood there talking
+like a little clergyman, until one of the carmen knocked his 'at over 'is
+eyes, and then he forgot 'imself for a bit.
+
+"Arter that I used to wait until he 'ad gorn afore I 'ad my arf-pint. I
+didn't want my good name taken away, and I had to be careful, and many's
+the good arf-pint I 'ad to refuse because that little imitation monkey
+was sitting in the office drawing faces on 'is blotting-paper. But
+sometimes it don't matter 'ow careful you are, you make a mistake.
+
+"There was a little steamer, called the Eastern Monarch, used to come up
+here in them days, once a week. Fat little tub she was, with a crew o'
+fattish old men, and a skipper that I didn't like. He'd been in the
+coasting trade all 'is life, while I've knocked about all over the world,
+but to hear 'im talk you'd think he knew more about things than I did.
+
+"Eddication, Bill,' he ses one evening, 'that's the thing! You can't
+argufy without it; you only talk foolish, like you are doing now.'
+
+"'There's eddication and there's common sense,' I ses. 'Some people 'as
+one and some people 'as the other. Give me common sense.'
+
+"'That's wot you want,' he ses, nodding.
+
+"'And, o' course,' I ses, looking at 'im, 'there's some people 'asn't got
+either one or the other.'
+
+"The office-boy came out of the office afore he could think of an answer,
+and the pair of 'em stood there talking to show off their cleverness,
+till their tongues ached. I took up my broom and went on sweeping, and
+they was so busy talking long words they didn't know the meaning of to
+each other that they was arf choked with dust afore they noticed it.
+When they did notice it they left off using long words, and the skipper
+tried to hurt my feelings with a few short ones 'e knew.
+
+"'It's no good wasting your breath on 'im,' ses the boy. 'You might as
+well talk to a beer-barrel.'
+
+"He went off, dusting 'imself down with his little pocket-'ankercher, and
+arter the skipper 'ad told me wot he'd like to do, only he was too sorry
+for me to do it, 'e went back to the ship to put on a clean collar, and
+went off for the evening.
+
+"He always used to go off by hisself of a evening, and I used to wonder
+'ow he passed the time. Then one night I found out.
+
+"I had just come out of the Bear's Head, and stopped to look round afore
+going back to the wharf, when I see a couple o' people standing on the
+swing-bridge saying 'Good-bye' to each other. One of 'em was a man and
+the other wasn't.
+
+"'Evening, cap'n,' I ses, as he came towards me, and gave a little start.
+'I didn't know you 'ad brought your missis up with you this trip.'
+
+"'Evening, Bill,' he ses, very peaceful. 'Wot a lovely evening!'
+
+"'Bee-utiful!' I ses.
+
+"'So fresh,' ses the skipper, sniffing in some of the air.
+
+"'Makes you feel quite young agin,' I ses.
+
+"He didn't say nothing to that, except to look at me out of the corner of
+'is eye; and stepping on to the wharf had another look at the sky to
+admire it, and then went aboard his ship. If he 'ad only stood me a
+pint, and trusted me, things might ha' turned out different.
+
+"Quite by chance I happened to be in the Bear's Head a week arterwards,
+and, quite by chance, as I came out I saw the skipper saying 'Good-bye'
+on the bridge agin. He seemed to be put out about something, and when I
+said 'Wot a lovely evening it would be if only it wasn't raining 'ard!'
+he said something about knocking my 'ead off.
+
+"'And you keep your nose out o' my bisness,' he ses, very fierce.
+
+"'Your bisness!' I ses. 'Wot bisness?'
+
+"'There's some people as might like to know that you leave the wharf to
+look arter itself while you're sitting in a pub swilling gallons and
+gallons o' beer,' he ses, in a nasty sort o' way. 'Live and let live,
+that's my motter."
+
+"'I don't know wot you're talking about,' I ses, 'but it don't matter
+anyways. I've got a clear conscience; that's the main thing. I'm as
+open as the day, and there's nothing about me that I'd mind anybody
+knowing. Wot a pity it is everybody can't say the same!'
+
+"I didn't see 'im saying 'Good-bye' the next week or the week arter that
+either, but the third week, arter just calling in at the Bear's Head, I
+strolled on casual-like and got as far as the bottom of Tower Hill afore
+I remembered myself. Turning the corner, I a'most fell over the skipper,
+wot was right in the fair way, shaking 'ands with his lady-friend under
+the lamp-post. Both of 'em started, and I couldn't make up my mind which
+gave me the most unpleasant look.
+
+"'Peep-bo!' I ses, cheerful-like.
+
+"He stood making a gobbling noise at me, like a turkey.
+
+"'Give me quite a start, you did,' I ses. 'I didn't dream of you being
+there.'
+
+"'Get off!' he ses, spluttering. 'Get off, afore I tear you limb from
+limb! 'Ow dare you follow me about and come spying round corners at me?
+Wot d'ye mean by it?'
+
+"I stood there with my arms folded acrost my chest, as calm as a
+cucumber. The other party stood there watching us, and wot 'e could 'ave
+seen in her, I can't think. She was dressed more like a man than a
+woman, and it would have taken the good looks of twenty like her to 'ave
+made one barmaid. I stood looking at 'er like a man in a dream.
+
+"'Well, will you know me agin?' she ses, in a nasty cracked sort of
+voice.
+
+"'I could pick you out of a million,' I ses--'if I wanted to.'
+
+"'Clear out!' ses the skipper. 'Clear out! And thank your stars there's
+a lady present.'
+
+"'Don't take no notice of 'im, Captain Pratt,' ses the lady. 'He's
+beneath you. You only encourage people like that by taking notice of
+'em. Good-bye.'
+
+"She held out her 'and, and while the skipper was shaking it I began to
+walk back to the wharf. I 'adn't gorn far afore I heard 'im coming up
+behind me, and next moment 'e was walking alongside and saying things to
+try and make me lose my temper.
+
+"'Ah, it's a pity your pore missis can't 'ear you!' I ses. 'I expect she
+thinks you are stowed away in your bunk dreaming of 'er, instead of
+saying things about a face as don't belong to you.'
+
+"'You mind your bisness,' he ses, shouting. 'And not so much about my
+missis! D'ye hear? Wot's it got to do with you? Who asked you to shove
+your oar in?'
+
+"'You're quite mistook,' I ses, very calm. 'I'd no idea that there was
+anything on as shouldn't be. I was never more surprised in my life. If
+anybody 'ad told me, I shouldn't 'ave believed 'em. I couldn't. Knowing
+you, and knowing 'ow respectable you 'ave always purtended to be, and
+also and likewise that you ain't no chicken----'
+
+"I thought 'e was going to 'ave a fit. He 'opped about, waving his arms
+and stuttering and going on in such a silly way that I didn't like to be
+seen with 'im. Twice he knocked my 'at off, and arter telling him wot
+would 'appen if 'e did it agin, I walked off and left him.
+
+"Even then 'e wasn't satisfied, and arter coming on to the wharf and
+following me up and down like a little dog, he got in front of me and
+told me some more things he 'ad thought of.
+
+"'If I catch you spying on me agin,' he ses, 'you'll wish you'd never
+been born!'
+
+"'You get aboard and 'ave a quiet sleep,' I ses. 'You're wandering in
+your mind.'
+
+"'The lady you saw me with,' he ses, looking at me very fierce, 'is a
+friend o' mine that I meet sometimes for the sake of her talk.'
+
+"'Talk!' I ses, staring at 'im. 'Talk! Wot, can't one woman talk enough
+for you? Is your missis dumb? or wot?'
+
+"'You don't understand,' he ses, cocking up 'is nose at me. 'She's a
+interleckshal woman; full of eddication and information. When my missis
+talks, she talks about the price o' things and says she must 'ave more
+money. Or else she talks about things I've done, or sometimes things I
+'aven't done. It's all one to her. There's no pleasure in that sort o'
+talk. It don't help a man.'
+
+"'I never 'eard of any talk as did,' I ses.
+
+"'I don't suppose you did,' he ses, sneering-like. 'Now, to-night, fust
+of all, we talked about the House of Lords and whether it ought to be
+allowed; and arter that she gave me quite a little lecture on insecks.'
+
+"'It don't seem proper to me,' I ses. 'I 'ave spoke to my wife about 'em
+once or twice, but I should no more think of talking about such things to
+a single lady----'
+
+"He began to jump about agin as if I'd bit 'im, and he 'ad so much to say
+about my 'ed and blocks of wood that I pretty near lost my temper. I
+should ha' lost it with some men, but 'e was a very stiff-built chap and
+as hard as nails.
+
+"'Beer's your trouble,' he ses, at last. 'Fust of all you put it down,
+and then it climbs up and soaks wot little brains you've got. Wot you
+want is a kind friend to prevent you from getting it.'
+
+"I don't know wot it was, but I 'ad a sort of sinking feeling inside as
+'e spoke, and next evening, when I saw 'im walk to the end of the jetty
+with the office-boy and stand there talking to 'im with his 'and on his
+shoulder, it came on worse than ever. And I put two and two together
+when the guv'nor came up to me next day, and, arter talking about 'dooty'
+and 'ow easy it was to get night-watchmen, mentioned in 'a off-'and sort
+of way that, if I left the wharf at all between six and six, I could stay
+away altogether.
+
+"I didn't answer 'im a word. I might ha' told 'im that there was plenty
+of people arter me ready to give me double the money, but I knew he could
+never get anybody to do their dooty by the wharf like I 'ad done, so I
+kept quiet. It's the way I treat my missis nowadays, and it pays; in the
+old days I used to waste my breath answering 'er back.
+
+"I wouldn't ha' minded so much if it 'adn't ha' been for that boy. He
+used to pass me, as 'e went off of a evening, with a little sly smile on
+'is ugly little face, and sometimes when I was standing at the gate he'd
+give a sniff or two and say that he could smell beer, and he supposed it
+came from the Bear's Head.
+
+"It was about three weeks arter the guv'nor 'ad forgot 'imself, and I was
+standing by the gate one evening, when I saw a woman coming along
+carrying a big bag in her 'and. I 'adn't seen 'er afore, and when she
+stopped in front of me and smiled I was on my guard at once. I don't
+smile at other people, and I don't expect them to smile at me.
+
+"'At last!' she ses, setting down 'er bag and giving me another smile.
+'I thought I was never going to get 'ere."
+
+"I coughed and backed inside a little bit on to my own ground. I didn't
+want to 'ave that little beast of a office-boy spreading tales about me.
+
+"'I've come up to 'ave a little fling,' she ses, smiling away harder than
+ever. 'My husband don't know I'm 'ere. He thinks I'm at 'ome.'
+
+"I think I went back pretty near three yards.
+
+"'I come up by train,' she ses, nodding.
+
+"'Yes,' I ses, very severe, 'and wot about going back by it?'
+
+"'Oh, I shall go back by ship,' she ses. 'Wot time do you expect the
+Eastern Monarch up?'
+
+"'Well,' I ses, 'ardly knowing wot to make of 'er, 'she ought to be up
+this tide; but there's no reckoning on wot an old washtub with a engine
+like a sewing-machine inside 'er will do.'
+
+"'Oh, indeed!' she ses, leaving off smiling very sudden. 'Oh, indeed!
+My husband might 'ave something to say about that.'
+
+"'Your 'usband?' I ses.
+
+"'Captain Pratt,' she ses, drawing 'erself up. 'I'm Mrs. Pratt. He left
+yesterday morning, and I've come up 'ere by train to give 'im a little
+surprise.'
+
+"You might ha' knocked me down with a feather, and I stood there staring
+at her with my mouth open, trying to think.
+
+"'Take care,' I ses at last. 'Take care as you don't give 'im too much
+of a surprise!'
+
+"'Wot do you mean?' she ses, firing up.
+
+"'Nothing,' I ses. 'Nothing, only I've known 'usbands in my time as
+didn't like being surprised--that's all. If you take my advice, you'll
+go straight back home agin.'
+
+"'I'll tell 'im wot you say,' she ses, 'as soon as 'is ship comes in.'
+
+"That's a woman all over; the moment they get into a temper they want to
+hurt somebody; and I made up my mind at once that, if anybody was going
+to be 'urt, it wasn't me. And, besides, I thought it might be for the
+skipper's good--in the long run.
+
+"I broke it to her as gentle as I could. I didn't tell 'er much, I just
+gave her a few 'ints. Just enough to make her ask for more.
+
+"'And mind,' I ses, 'I don't want to be brought into it. If you should
+'appen to take a fancy into your 'ed to wait behind a pile of empties
+till the ship comes in, and then slip out and foller your 'usband and
+give 'im the little surprise you spoke of, it's nothing to do with me.'
+
+"'I understand,' she ses, biting her lip. 'There's no need for 'im to
+know that I've been on the wharf at all.'
+
+"I gave 'er a smile--I thought she deserved it--but she didn't smile
+back. She was rather a nice-looking woman in the ordinary way, but I
+could easy see 'ow temper spoils a woman's looks. She stood there giving
+little shivers and looking as if she wanted to bite somebody.
+
+"'I'll go and hide now,' she ses.
+
+"'Not yet,' I ses. 'You'll 'ave to wait till that little blackbeetle in
+the office 'as gorn.' 'Blackbeetle?' she ses, staring.
+
+"'Office-boy,' I ses. 'He'd better not see you at all. S'pose you go
+off for a bit and come back when I whistle?'
+
+"Afore she could answer the boy came out of the office, ready to go 'ome.
+He gave a little bit of a start when 'e saw me talking to a lady, and
+then 'e nips down sudden, about a couple o' yards away, and begins to do
+'is bootlace up. It took 'im some time, because he 'ad to undo it fust,
+but 'e finished it at last, and arter a quick look at Mrs. Pratt, and one
+at me that I could ha' smacked his 'ed for, 'e went off whistling and
+showing 'is little cuffs.
+
+"I stepped out into the road and watched 'im out o' sight. Then I told
+Mrs. Pratt to pick up 'er bag and foller me.
+
+"As it 'appened there was a big pile of empties in the corner of the
+ware'ouse wall, just opposite the Eastern Monarch's berth. It might ha'
+been made for the job, and, arter I 'ad tucked her away behind and given
+'er a box to sit on, I picked up my broom and began to make up for lost
+time.
+
+"She sat there as quiet as a cat watching a mouse'ole, and I was going on
+with my work, stopping every now and then to look and see whether the
+Monarch was in sight, when I 'appened to turn round and see the office-
+boy standing on the edge of the wharf with his back to the empties,
+looking down at the water. I nearly dropped my broom.
+
+"''Ullo!' I ses, going up to 'im. 'I thought you 'ad gorn 'ome.'
+
+"'I was going,' he ses, with a nasty oily little smile, 'and then it
+struck me all of a sudden 'ow lonely it was for you all alone 'ere, and I
+come back to keep you company.'
+
+"He winked at something acrost the river as 'e spoke, and I stood there
+thinking my 'ardest wot was the best thing to be done. I couldn't get
+Mrs. Pratt away while 'e was there; besides which I felt quite sartain
+she wouldn't go. The only 'ope I 'ad was that he'd get tired of spying
+on me and go away before he found out she was 'iding on the wharf.
+
+"I walked off in a unconcerned way--not too far--and, with one eye on 'im
+and the other on where Mrs. Pratt was 'iding, went on with my work.
+There's nothing like 'ard work when a man is worried, and I was a'most
+forgetting my troubles, when I looked up and saw the Monarch coming up
+the river.
+
+"She turned to come into 'er berth, with the skipper shouting away on the
+bridge and making as much fuss as if 'e was berthing a liner. I helped
+to make 'er fast, and the skipper, arter 'e had 'ad a good look round to
+see wot 'e could find fault with, went below to clean 'imself.
+
+"He was up agin in about ten minutes, with a clean collar and a clean
+face, and a blue neck-tie that looked as though it 'ad got yeller
+measles. Good temper 'e was in, too, and arter pulling the office-boy's
+ear, gentle, as 'e was passing, he stopped for a moment to 'ave a word
+with 'im.
+
+"'Bit late, ain't you?' he ses.
+
+"'I've been keeping a eye on the watchman,' ses the boy. 'He works
+better when 'e knows there's somebody watching 'im.'
+
+"'Look 'ere!' I ses. 'You take yourself off; I've had about enough of
+you. You take your little face 'ome and ask your mother to wipe its
+nose. Strickly speaking, you've no right to be on the wharf at all at
+this time.'
+
+"'I've as much right as other people,' he ses, giving me a wicked look.
+'I've got more right than some people, p'r'aps.'
+
+"He stooped down deliberate and, picking up a bit o' coke from the 'eap
+by the crane, pitched it over at the empties.
+
+"'Stop that!' I ses, shouting at 'im.
+
+"'What for?' 'e ses, shying another piece. 'Why shouldn't I?'
+
+"'Cos I won't 'ave it,' I ses. 'D'ye hear? Stop it!'
+
+"I rushed at 'im as he sent another piece over, and for the next two or
+three minutes 'e was dodging me and chucking coke at the empties, with
+the fool of a skipper standing by laughing, and two or three of the crew
+leaning over the side and cheering 'im on.
+
+"'All right,' he ses, at last, dusting 'is hands together. 'I've
+finished. There's no need to make such a fuss over a bit of coke.'
+
+"'You've wasted pretty near arf a 'undered-weight,' I ses. 'I've a good
+mind to report you.'
+
+"'Don't do that, watchman!' he ses, in a pitiful voice. 'Don't do that!
+'Ere, I tell you wot I'll do. I'll pick it all up agin.'
+
+"Afore I could move 'and or foot he 'ad shifted a couple o' cases out of
+'is way and was in among the empties. I stood there dazed-like while two
+bits o' coke came flying back past my 'ed; then I 'eard a loud whistle,
+and 'e came out agin with 'is eyes rolling and 'is mouth wide open.
+
+"'Wot's the matter?' ses the skipper, staring at 'im.
+
+"'I--I--I'm sorry, watchman,' ses that beast of a boy, purtending 'e was
+'ardly able to speak. 'I'd no idea----'
+
+"'All right,' I ses, very quick.
+
+"'Wot's the matter?' ses the skipper agin; and as 'e spoke it came over
+me like a flash wot a false persition I was in, and wot a nasty-tempered
+man 'e could be when 'e liked.
+
+"'Why didn't you tell me you'd got a lady-friend there?' ses the boy,
+shaking his 'ed at me. 'Why, I might 'ave hit 'er with a bit o' coke,
+and never forgiven myself!'
+
+"'Lady-friend!' ses the skipper, with a start. 'Oh, Bill, I am
+surprised!'
+
+"My throat was so dry I couldn't 'ardly speak. 'It's my missis,' I ses,
+at last.
+
+"'Your missis?' ses the skipper. 'Woes she 'iding behind there for?'
+
+"'She--she's shy,' I ses. 'Always was, all 'er life. She can't bear
+other people. She likes to be alone with me.'
+
+"'Oh, watchman!' ses the boy. 'I wonder where you expect to go to?'
+
+"'Missis my grandmother!' ses the skipper, with a wink. 'I'm going to
+'ave a peep.'
+
+"'Stand back!' I ses, pushing 'im off. 'I don't spy on you, and I don't
+want you to come spying on me. You get off! D'ye hear me? Get off!'
+
+"We had a bit of a struggle, till my foot slipped, and while I was waving
+my arms and trying to get my balance back 'e made a dash for the empties.
+Next moment he was roaring like a mad bull that 'ad sat down in a
+sorsepan of boiling water, and rushing back agin to kill me.
+
+"I believe that if it 'adn't ha' been for a couple o' lightermen wot 'ad
+just come on to the jetty from their skiff, and two of his own 'ands,
+he'd ha' done it. Crazy with passion 'e was, and it was all the four of
+'em could do to hold 'im. Every now and then he'd get a yard nearer to
+me, and then they'd pull 'im back a couple o' yards and beg of 'im to
+listen to reason and 'ear wot I 'ad to say. And as soon as I started and
+began to tell 'em about 'is lady-friend he broke out worse than ever.
+People acrost the river must ha' wondered wot was 'appening. There was
+two lightermen, two sailormen, me and the skipper, and Mrs. Pratt all
+talking at once, and nobody listening but the office-boy. And in the
+middle of it all the wicket was pushed open and the 'ed of the lady wot
+all the trouble was about peeped in, and drew back agin.
+
+"'There you are!' I ses, shouting my 'ardest. 'There she is. That's the
+lady I was telling you about. Now, then: put 'em face to face and clear
+my character. Don't let 'er escape.'
+
+"One o' the lightermen let go o' the skipper and went arter 'er, and,
+just as I was giving the other three a helping 'and, 'e came back with
+'er. Mrs. Pratt caught 'er breath, and as for the skipper, 'e didn't
+know where to look, as the saying is. I just saw the lady give 'im one
+quick look, and then afore I could dream of wot was coming, she rushes up
+to me and flings 'er long, bony arms round my neck.
+
+"'Why, William!' she ses, 'wot's the matter? Why didn't you meet me?
+Didn't you get my letter? Or 'ave you ceased to care for me?"
+
+"'Let go!' I ses, struggling. 'Let go! D'ye 'ear? Wot d'ye mean by it?
+You've got 'old of the wrong one.'
+
+"'Oh, 'William!' she ses, arf strangling me. ''Ow can you talk to me like
+that? Where's your 'art?'
+
+"I never knew a woman so strong. I don't suppose she'd ever 'ad the
+chance of getting 'er arms round a man's neck afore, and she hung on to
+me as if she'd never let go. And all the time I was trying to explain
+things to them over 'er shoulder I could see they didn't believe a word I
+was saying. One o' the lightermen said I was a 'wonder,' and the other
+said I was a 'fair cough-drop.' Me!
+
+"She got tired of it at last, but by that time I was so done up I
+couldn't say a word. I just dropped on to a box and sat there getting my
+breath back while the skipper forgave 'is wife for 'er unjust suspicions
+of 'im--but told 'er not to do it agin--and the office-boy was saying I'd
+surprised even 'im. The last I saw of the lady-friend, the two
+lightermen was helping 'er to walk to the gate, and the two sailormen was
+follering 'er up behind, carrying 'er pocket-'ankercher and upberella."
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