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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11433 ***
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 14, No. 398] SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1829. [PRICE 2d
+
+
+
+THE NATURALIST.
+
+
+[Illustration: MANTIS, OR WALKING LEAF.]
+
+[Illustration: BRANCHED STARFISH.]
+
+Castles, cathedrals, and churches, palaces, and parks, and architectural
+subjects generally, have occupied so many frontispiece pages of our
+recent numbers, that we have been induced to select the annexed cuts as
+a pleasant relief to this artificial monotony. They are Curiosities of
+Nature; and, in truth, more interesting than the proudest work of men's
+hands. Their economy is much more surprising than the most sumptuous
+production of art; and the intricacy and subtlety of its processes throw
+into the shade all the contrivances of social man: a few inquiries into
+their structure and habits will therefore prove entertaining to all
+classes of readers.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+1. THE PRAYING MANTIS.
+
+The Mantis is a species of cricket, and belongs to the Hemiptetera, or
+second order of insects. Blumenbach[1] enumerates four varieties:--1.
+the Gigantic, from Amboyna, a span long, yet scarce as thick as a
+goose-quill, and eaten by the Indians. 2. Gonglyodes, from Guinea. 3.
+the Religious Mantis, or Praying Cricket. 4. Another at the Cape, and
+considered sacred by the Hottentots. The cut represents the third of
+these varieties.
+
+ [1] Manual, translated by Gore.
+
+It mostly goes on four legs, holding up two shorter ones. The hind legs
+are very long; the middle ones shorter. It is sometimes called the
+_Dried and Walking Leaf_, from the resemblance of its wing covering, in
+form and colour to a dry willow leaf; it is found in China and South
+America, and in the latter country many of the Indians believe that
+Mantes grow on trees like leaves, and that having arrived at maturity,
+they loosen themselves, and crawl or fly away.
+
+Mr. T. Carpenter[2] has recently dissected the head of this species, in
+which he found large and sharp cutting teeth; also strong grinding ones,
+similar to those in the heads of locusts: the balls at the ends fit into
+sockets in the jaw. The whole length of the insect is nearly three
+inches; it is of slender shape, and in its sitting posture is observed
+to hold up the two fore-legs slightly bent, as if in an attitude of
+prayer, whence its name; for this reason vulgar superstition has held it
+as a sacred insect; and a popular notion has often prevailed, that a
+child, or a traveller having lost its way, would be safely directed, by
+observing the quarter to which the animal pointed, when taken into the
+hand.
+
+ [2] Gill's Technological Repository, vol. iv. p. 208.
+
+Its real disposition is, however, very far from peaceable: it preys with
+great rapacity on smaller insects, for which it lies in wait, in the
+first mentioned posture, till it siezes them with a sudden spring, and
+devours them. It is, in fact, of a very ferocious nature; and when kept
+with another of its own species, in a state of captivity, will attack
+its fellow with the utmost violence, and persevere till it has killed
+its antagonist. Roësal, a naturalist, who kept some of these insects,
+observes, that in their mutual conflicts, their manoeuvres very much
+resemble those of hussars fighting with sabres; and sometimes the one
+cleaves the other through, or severs the head from its body with a
+single stroke. During these engagements the wings are generally
+expanded, and when the battle is over, the conqueror devours his
+vanquished foe.
+
+Among the Chinese, this quarrelsome disposition in the Mantis, is
+converted to an entertainment, resembling that of fighting-cocks and
+quails: and it is to this insect that we suppose the following passage
+in Mr. Barrow's _Account of China_, alludes:--"They have even extended
+their inquiries after fighting animals into the insect tribes, and have
+discovered a species of locusts that will attack each other with such
+ferocity, as seldom to quit their hold without bringing away at the same
+time a limb of their antagonist. These little creatures are fed and kept
+apart in bamboo cages; and the custom of making them devour each other
+is so common, that during the summer months, scarcely a boy is to be
+seen without his cage of locusts."[3]
+
+ [3] Travels in China.
+
+The country people in many parts of the continent, look upon the
+religious Mantis as a divine insect, and would not on any account injure
+it. Dr. Smith, however, informs us, that he received an account of this
+Mantis, that seemed to savour little indeed of divinity. A gentleman
+caught a male and female, and put them together in a glass vessel. The
+female, which in this, as in most other insects, is the largest, after a
+while, devoured, first the head and upper parts of her companion, and
+afterwards the remainder of the body.[4] Roësel, wishing to observe the
+gradual progress of these creatures to the winged state, placed the bag
+containing the eggs in a large enclosed glass. From the time they were
+hatched they were very savage. He put various plants into the glass, but
+they refused them, in order to prey upon each other. He next tried
+insect food, and put several ants into the glass to them, but they then
+betrayed as much cowardice as they had before done of barbarity; for the
+instant the Mantes saw the ants, they attempted to escape in every
+direction. He next gave them some common house flies, which they seized
+with eagerness in their fore claws, and tore in pieces; notwithstanding
+this apparent fondness for flies, they continued to destroy each other.
+Despairing at last, from their daily decrease, of rearing any to the
+winged state, he separated them into small numbers, in different
+glasses; but here, as before, the strongest of each community destroyed
+the rest. He afterwards received several pair of Mantes in the winged
+state, which he separated, a male and female together, into different
+glasses; but they still showed a rooted enmity towards each other, which
+neither age nor sex could mitigate. The instant they came in sight of
+each other, they threw up their heads, brandished their fore-legs, and
+each waited the attack. They did not, however, long remain in this
+posture; for the boldest throwing open his wings with the velocity of
+lightning, rushed at the other, and often tore it in pieces.
+
+ [4] Tour on the Continent.
+
+The last mentioned species is the supposed idol of the Hottentots; the
+person on whom the adored insect happens to light, being considered as
+favoured by the distinction of a celestial visitant, and regarded ever
+after as a saint.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+2. BRANCHED STARFISH.
+
+This is the most curious species of Asterias, or Sea Star. They are
+crustaceous animals, and many of the species are noxious to oysters,
+others to cod-fish, &c.
+
+The species represented by the Cut, has five rays, dividing into
+innumerable lines or branches. The mouth is in the centre, armed with
+sharp teeth, which convey the food into the body, and from this mouth
+goes a separate canal through the rays. These the animal, in swimming,
+spreads like a net to their full length; and when it perceives any prey
+within them, draws them in again with all the dexterity of a fisherman.
+It is an inhabitant of every sea; and is called by some the Magellanic
+starfish and _basketfish_. When it extends its rays fully, it forms a
+circle of nearly three feet in diameter; and Blumenbach tells us that
+82,000 extremities have been reckoned in one of these curious creatures.
+
+In another species of the Asterias, the power of reproduction is
+particularly-striking. "I possess one," says Blumenbach, "in which
+regeneration had begun of the 4 rays that had been removed out of 5
+which it originally possessed." We have picked up on the seashore many
+of the species to which he alludes, and they are much less rare than
+that in the Cut. Of the latter we have seen three or four specimens--one
+in a small Museum at Margate, and, we think, two others in the Museum in
+the _Jardin des Plantes_, at Paris. They resemble a bunch or knot of
+dark brown small rope or cord.
+
+There is a popular idea among the Norwegians, that this animal is the
+young of the famous Kraken, of which Pontoppidan has related so many
+wonders.[5] This monster, it will be recollected, is supposed to live in
+the depths of the sea, rising occasionally, to the great danger of the
+ships with which it comes in contact, at which times the projection of
+its back above the surface of the sea, resembles a floating island.
+
+ [5] Nat. Hist. Norway.
+
+Blumenbach has some sensible observations on this subject. When all that
+has been said about it is carefully examined, it is clear that various
+circumstances have given rise to the misconception. Much of it is
+applicable to the whale;[6] much is referable to thick, low, fog-banks,
+which even experienced seamen have mistaken for land,[7] an opinion
+coinciding with what has been said of this same Kraken, by a Latin
+author of considerable antiquity.
+
+ [6] See, for instance, the narrative of an accident from the
+ rising of such an animal, in W. Tench's "Account of the
+ Settlement at Port Jackson."
+
+ [7] See a remarkable instance in _Voyage de la Perouse autour du
+ Monde_, vol. iii. p. 10.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+We are persuaded that our readers will be delighted with these
+attractive facts in the history of the Mantis and Starfish. The
+Illustrations themselves are extremely interesting and effective; but in
+order to gratify the admirer of Art as well as the lover of Nature, we
+have selected for the _Supplement_ published with this Number, a
+splendid Engraving of the city of _Verona_, from a Drawing by the late
+J.P. Bonington.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CATS.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Having read an interesting account of the "Veneration of Cats in ancient
+days," in a recent number of your entertaining and useful publication, I
+am induced to send you the following respecting the part they formed in
+the religious worship of the middle ages:--
+
+In Mills's "History of the Crusades", we meet with the following:--"At
+Aix in Provence, on the festival of _Corpus Christi_, the finest tom cat
+of the country, wrapped in swaddling clothes like a child, was exhibited
+in a magnificent shrine to public admiration. Every knee was bent, every
+hand strewed flowers or poured incense, and grimalkin was treated in all
+respects as the god of the day. But on the festival of _St. John_, poor
+tom's fate was reversed. A number of the tabby tribe were put into a
+wicker basket, and thrown alive into the midst of an immense fire
+kindled in the public square by the bishop and his clergy. Hymns and
+anthems were sung, and processions were made by the priests and people
+in honour of the sacrifice."
+
+It is well known that cats formed a conspicuous part in the old religion
+of the Egyptians, who under the form of a cat, symbolized the moon or
+Isis, and placed it upon their Systrum, an instrument of religious
+worship and divination.
+
+Cats are supposed to have been first brought to England by some
+merchants from the Island of Cyprus, who came hither for fur.
+
+The prices and value of cats and kittens, mentioned by your
+correspondent, _P.T.W._ were fixed by that excellent prince, _Hoel dda_,
+or Howel the Good. _Vide Leges Wallicae_, p. 427 and 428.
+
+[Greek: S.G.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TO MISS MITFORD,
+
+_On reading her "Lines to a Friend, who spent some days at a country
+inn, in order to be near the writer."_
+
+IN NO. 386, OF THE MIRROR.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ "My noble friend! was _this_ a place for thee? No fitting place"
+ "No fitting place" to meet thy "noble friend,"
+ Where "heart with heart" and "mind with mind" might blend?
+ "No fitting place?" now, lady, dost thou wrong
+ The magic might that appertains to song,
+ And humbly I refute thee--though it seem
+ Uncourtly bold; for at Castalian stream
+ I never drank; but oft my spirit bows
+ Before that altar where thy genius glows:
+ And who can fail to worship who have seen
+ _Foscari's_ frenzy in thy tragic scene?
+ Beheld _Rienzi_ light the latent fire
+ Of swelling liberty in son and sire;
+ Or left the seven-hilled city's Roman pride--
+ With Caesar's pump, and Tiber's classic tide;
+ And wander'd with thy muse to homely bowers,
+ Of verdant foliage wreathed with varied flowers.
+ But pardon, lady, scarcely need I tell,
+ That song delights in Nature's haunts to dwell;
+ Eschews the regal robe and stately throne,
+ To walk, enraptured, in a world its own.
+ O'er _sylvan_ scenes the muse her radiance flings;
+ And hallows wheresoe'er she rests her wings.
+ And thou, all joyous in her blessed smile,
+ (Soft as the moonbeam on a monkish pile,)
+ Art gifted with the godlike power to give
+ A speechless charm to meanest things that live;
+ And lifeless nature where thy voice is heard,
+ Like midnight music of the summer bird,
+ Receives new lustre. E'en the "taper's" light,
+ Which in the lowly inn illumed the night,
+ The "wood-fire" warm, and "casement swinging free,"
+ Were stamp'd with teeming interest by thee.
+ What higher bliss than listening by thy side
+ Within that cot thy genius sanctified?
+ Though on thy "noble friend" the diamond shone,
+ Thy words were richer than the precious stone;
+ Though on that head there bent the rarest plume,
+ Thy looks could well a loftier air assume;
+ Though theirs the pride of coronet and crest,
+ Thyself wert clad in Inspiration's vest:
+ And all these baubles, beauteous in the sight,
+ Might veil their lustre in thy glorious light.
+
+ Then, lady, call it not a "_selfish_ strain,"
+ Thy supplicating wish to "come again."
+ Deem not the "village inn" "no fitting place"
+ To greet congenial feeling face to face;
+ To learn that genius no distinction knows.
+ But doats upon the meanest flower that blows;
+ Where e'en thy friends might drop their title's claim,
+ Forgetting honoured race and ancient name;
+ Where round your souls the flowers of song might twine,
+ Lost in the rapture of the bard's design.
+
+* * H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TOUCHING FOR THE CURE OF THE KING'S EVIL.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+The author of a treatise on this subject, tells the following anecdote,
+which may in some degree account for the numbers registered at
+Whitehall, (who were _touched_) which were from the year 1660 to 1664
+inclusive, a period of five years, 23,601; and from May 1667 to May
+1684, 68,506; viz. an old man who was witness in a cause, had by his
+residence fixed the time of a fact, by Queen Anne having been at Oxford,
+and _touched_ him while a child, for the cure of the evil. When he had
+finished his evidence, the relater had an opportunity of asking him
+whether he was really cured. Upon which he answered with a significant
+smile, "that he believed himself never to have had a complaint, that
+deserved to be considered as the _evil_, but that his parents were poor,
+and _had no objection to the bit of gold_."
+
+When King Charles II. _touched_ at Whitehall, he usually sat in a chair
+of state, and put about each of their necks a white ribbon, with an
+_angel_ of gold on it. Query.--Was not this the _original golden or
+angelic_ ointment?
+
+Edward the Confessor is generally mentioned as the first possessor of
+this art; although the historians of France are disposed to maintain,
+that it was originally inherent in their kings.
+
+Dr. Johnson's mother is said to have been instigated by the advice of a
+celebrated physician, Sir John Floyer, to bring her son to London for
+the purpose of receiving the remedy, and it is recorded that he was
+_touched_ by Queen Anne.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTICE AMONG THE EGYPTIANS.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+The Egyptians were exceedingly exact about the administration of
+justice, believing that the support or dissolution of society altogether
+depended upon that. Their highest tribunal was composed of thirty
+judges. They placed at the head of this tribunal the person who at once
+possessed the greatest share of wisdom, knowledge, and love of the laws,
+and public esteem. The king furnished the judges with every thing
+necessary for their support, so that the people had justice rendered
+them without expense. _No advocates were allowed_ in this tribunal. The
+parties were not even allowed to plead their own causes. All trials were
+carried on _in writing_, and the parties themselves drew up their own
+cases. Those who had settled this manner of proceeding well knew that
+the eloquence of advocates _very often darkened the truth, and misled
+the judge_. They were unwilling to expose the ministers of justice to
+the deceitful charms of pathetic, affecting orations. The Egyptians
+avoided this by making each party draw up the statement of his own case
+in writing, and they allowed a competent time for that purpose.[8] But
+to prevent the protracting of suits too long, each party was only
+allowed one reply. When all the evidence necessary for their information
+was given to the judges, they began their consultation. When the affair
+was thoroughly canvassed, the president gave the signal for proceeding
+to a sentence, by taking in his hand a little image adorned with
+precious stones, which hung to a chain of gold about his neck. This
+image had no eyes, and was the symbol with which the Egyptians used to
+represent Truth. Judgment being given, the president touched the party
+who had gained the cause with this image. This was the form of
+pronouncing sentence. According to an ancient law, the kings of Egypt
+administered an oath to the judges at their installation, that if the
+king should command them to give an unjust sentence, they would not obey
+him.
+
+ [8] All this must be understood with some limitations, otherwise
+ we must suppose that all the inhabitants of Egypt had not only
+ learned to write, but that they had sufficient talents and
+ knowledge of the laws, to draw up their own defences, which is
+ not to be supposed. This law then must have been liable to some
+ exceptions and modifications. We must say the same thing of
+ other countries where they tell us there are no advocates, and
+ that all trials are carried on in writing, as in Siam, China,
+ Bantam, &c. _Origin of Laws, G.M. Gognet_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE TOPOGRAPHER.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CLIFTON HOT WELLS.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ Glide, Avon, gently glide....
+ More prodigal in beauty than the dreams
+ Of fantasy,... beneath the chain
+ Of mingled wood and precipice, that seems
+ To buttress up the wave, whose silvery gleams
+ Stretch far beyond, where Severn leads the train.
+
+Gilpin says, and says truly, that "the west is the region of fine
+landscape;" it also follows as a natural consequence that it
+predominates in the number of its artists. The beautiful vignette of
+Clifton in a recent number of the MIRROR,[9] has recalled a multitude of
+interesting recollections to my mind. I have passed a good deal of time
+there at several periods, and as the writer of the description
+accompanying the vignette has been led into an error or two, perhaps a
+few desultory notes by way of _pendant_ to his paper, may not be
+entirely devoid of interest to the reader.
+
+ [9] See MIRROR, No. 390.
+
+The old Tower on the Downs no longer exists. A Tower designed for an
+observatory has been erected near its former site, which is fitted up
+with several large telescopes, and a camera obscura, to which the public
+are admitted. This Tower which is seen in the engraving, stands, as
+stated, on an extensive Roman camp, or fortification. It would have been
+difficult to have selected a more appropriate situation for such a
+building; for the combination of picturesque and sublime scenery, united
+with the beauties of art, is no where more enthrilling to the mind than
+at Clifton.
+
+Clifton Hot Wells has long been celebrated as a watering-place.
+Smollett, in his "Humphry Clinker," has given a very interesting picture
+of its society in the middle of the last century. Clifton is now,
+however, considerably neglected. Omnipotent fashion has migrated to
+Cheltenham, though no comparison can be made with Clifton on any other
+score. The natives of the Emerald Isle, indeed, since the introduction
+of steam navigation, come in crowds to the Hot Wells. Though the "music
+of the waters" cannot be heard there, yet you may in a few hours be
+transported to scenes where Ocean revels in his wildest grandeur. Few
+places are more favourably situated for the tourist. There is a regular
+communication by steam with the romantic and interesting coasts of North
+Devon and South Wales; while the sylvan Wye, Piercefield, Ragland, and
+above all, Tintern, are within the compass of a day's excursion. Clifton
+can boast of much architectural magnificence: its buildings rising from
+the base to the summit of a crescent-shaped eminence remind me, in a
+distant view, of an ancient Greek city; while the tiers of crescents
+have a singularly fine effect, and seem to fill a sort of gap in the
+landscape.
+
+The rise of the tide in the Avon, in common with most of the ports on
+the Bristol Channel, is a very extraordinary phenomenon. The whole
+strength of the mighty Atlantic seems to rush up the Channel with
+impetuous force. At Rownham Ferry, five miles inland, near the entrance
+to Cumberland-Basin, the spring-tides frequently rise thirty-seven feet.
+The tide rises at Chepstow, farther up the Severn, more than sixty feet,
+and a mark on the rocks below the bridge there, denotes that it has
+risen to the height of seventy feet, which is perhaps the greatest
+altitude of the tides in the world.
+
+The views on the Downs, above the Hot Wells, are infinitely varied and
+delightful, and glimpses constantly occur of the Avon
+
+ "Winding like cragged Peneus, through his foliaged vale,"
+
+while "ocean fragrance" is wafted around. The scenery on the Avon is
+said strikingly to resemble the vale of Tempe in Greece. The student of
+nature may there enjoy "communion sweet," with all that his heart holds
+dear as life's blood. How often have I wandered through that valley of
+cliffs by the light of the "cold, pale moon," watching their dark and
+gigantic masses and silvery foliage, thrown into bold outline on the sky
+above, with not an echo, save the solitary cry of the bittern; and
+perhaps only aroused by an impetuous steamer, like some unearthly thing,
+rushing rapidly past me. Parties of musicians sometimes place themselves
+amongst the rocks at night when the effect is extremely fine. Perhaps
+autumn is the fittest season for enjoying these scenes. At that season
+the many coloured liveries of the foliage, the lonely woodland
+wilderness and rocky paths, and the mists which in the earlier part of
+the day linger on the tops of the cliffs and woods, when partially
+dispersed by the suns rays, give a character of vastness and sublimity
+to the scenery which it would be difficult to describe. I would
+particularly point out on these occasions the view from the hill near
+the new church at Clifton, towards Long Ashton, and Dundry Tower.
+
+I visited the latter place during the last summer. It was a glorious
+sunset in July, when after climbing a long and mazy turret-stair, we
+stood at the summit of Dundry Tower. A magnificent landscape of vast
+extent, stretching around on every point of the compass, burst almost
+simultaneously on the sight, embracing views of the Bristol Channel, the
+mountains of South Wales and Monmouthshire, the Severn, Gloucestershire
+and the Malvern Hills, Bath, the Vale of White Horse in Berkshire, and
+the Mendip Range; while at the foot of the rich champagne valley below
+you, which gradually descends for about five miles, lies the city of
+Bristol with its numerous fine churches; and a splendid view of Clifton
+completed the scene. This may be said to be a succession of truly
+English landscapes.
+
+The recollection of such a moment as this, is treasured up in the memory
+as a green spot in the oasis of existence. Fancies come thickly crowding
+on the mind, which banish for the moment, all feelings of the drear
+realities of life; if one may be pardoned for being sometimes romantic,
+it is surely on such occasions as these. We descended the tower--"Please
+remember the Sexton----!"
+
+The church of Dundry is of great antiquity, and the tower, which is one
+of the most extraordinary in England, is a fine specimen of early church
+architecture.
+
+There is another tower, remarkable for the beauty of its situation,
+which overlooks the Avon, about two miles west of Clifton, at the
+extremity of the Downs. It is of an octagonal shape, and its name
+(Cooke's Folly) is said to be derived from the following circumstance:--
+Several centuries since, the proprietor of the land, a gentleman named
+Cooke, dreamed that his only son was destined to be killed by the sting
+of an adder. This idea took such hold of his mind, that in order to
+avert the dreaded catastrophe, he built this tower, to which he rigidly
+confined his son. The tradition goes on to relate the futility of all
+human precautions against the decrees of fate: for a short period after
+the erection of the tower, an attendant happening to bring in some
+bundles of fagots in which an adder was coiled, the youth was stung by
+it and died in consequence.
+
+There has been a beautiful lithographic engraving, published in Bristol,
+of Cooke's Folly, which includes a view of King's Road.
+
+VYVYAN.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+MANNERS & CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE GERMANS AND GERMANY.
+
+_Translated from a German Work, in the Foreign Review, No. 8._
+
+
+Pope Ganganelli compared the Italians with the fire, the French with the
+air, the English with the water, and us Germans with the earth, _omne
+simile claudicat_. The German is not so nimble, brisk, and witty as the
+Frenchman; the latter gallops _ventre à terre_, whilst the German at the
+utmost trots, but holds out longer. The German is not so proud,
+humoursome, and dry as the Englishman; not so indolent, bigoted, and
+niggardly as the Italian; but a plain, faithful, modest fellow,
+indefatigable, staid, quiet, intelligent and brave, yet almost always
+misknown, purely from his constitution. The words of Tacitus still are
+true: "_nullos mortalium armis aut fide ante Germanos_." Should you
+class the four most cultivated nations of Europe, according to the
+temperaments, the German would be Phlegma; and as such, I, a German, in
+German modesty, which foreign countries should duly acknowledge, can
+assign it only the fourth rank. Among the English, whims are mixed in
+every thing; amongst the French, gallantry; among the Spaniards,
+bigotry; among the Germans, when things can go halfway, _eating_,
+_drinking_, and _smoking_; and the last is the true support of Phlegma.
+Genius with the Germans, tends to the root, with the French to the
+blossom, with the British to the fruit. The Italians are imagination;
+the French, wit; the English, understanding; the Germans, memory. In
+colonies, Spaniards commence by building a church and cloister;
+Englishmen a tavern; Frenchmen a fort, where, however, the dancing-floor
+must not be wanting; the Germans by grubbing the field. A riding-master
+distinguished them even by their modes of riding; the English hop, the
+French ride like tailors, the Italian sits on his steed like a frog in
+the air-pump, the Spaniards sleep there, the Russians wind the upper
+part of their bodies like puppets, and the German alone sits still like
+a man--man and horse are one as with the Hungarians.
+
+The royal oak, the favourite tree of our fathers, requires centuries for
+its full developement, and so long do we also require. The oak is a
+fairer symbol of the German nation than the German postboy, from which
+original most foreigners appear to judge of us. A postilion in the
+north, however, is the true representative of Phlegma. Bad or good
+roads, bad or good weather, bad or good horses and coach, curses or
+flattery from the traveller--nothing moves him if his pipe-stump be but
+smoking, and his schnaps paid.
+
+The hereditary enemy of our neighbours is levity, ours heaviness. In the
+ancient bass-fiddle, Europe, the thickest string is the German, with
+deep tone and heavy vibration; but once in vibration, it hums as if it
+would go on humming for an eternity. Our primitive ancestors deliberated
+on every thing twice--in drunkenness, and in sobriety; and then they
+acted. But we, with the most honest and slowest spirit of order--which
+might, without danger, be spared many _reglemens_--we lost all
+elasticity, and sank dismembered into a stupid spirit of slavery, which
+originated in our passion for imitation, our faintheartedness, and our
+uncommonly low opinion of ourselves, which often looks like true dog
+humility. This humility the French have in view, when if naughtily
+treated by their superiors, by the police, &c., they cry out "Est ce
+qu'on me prend pour un Allemand?" The Englishman is fond of being
+represented as a John Bull, but John Bull pushes about him. We, however,
+are personified by the German _Michel_, who puts up with a touch on the
+posterior, and still asks, "What's your pleasure?"
+
+Voltaire sang of the Marechal de Saxe:--
+
+ "Et ce fier Saxon que lion _croit nè parmè nous_,"
+
+exactly like a Maitre d'Hôtel, who, whenever he wished to flatter me,
+used to say, "Vous savez, Monsieur, je vous regarde _presque_ comme
+Français." Voltaire was not ashamed at Berlin, when the Prussian
+soldiers did not enact the Roman legions to his mind, to exclaim in the
+midst of German princesses, "F----j'ai demandé des hommes, et on me
+donne des Allemands!" Marechal Schomberg, to whom the impertinent
+steward, on committing a fault, said, "Parbleu, on me prendra pour un
+Allemand!" would long ago have set them to rights with his answer, "On a
+tort, on devrait vous prendra pour un sot!"
+
+To be, not to seem, is still the fairest feature in the character of
+my--I had almost said nation--of my quiet, thrifty, contented, diligent,
+honest countrymen. The German, at first glance, appears rarely what he
+is, and strikes the stranger as awkward and heavy. Yet, behind this
+plain quiet outside, there often dwells a cultivated mind, reflection,
+and deep feeling of duty, honour, diligence, and domestic virtue. In our
+father-land, honesty is universally at home; and during the night, you
+are safer on the highways and in the forests, than in the streets of
+Paris or London. "When in foreign countries," says an old author, "I
+fall in with a man too helpless for a Frenchman, too ceremonious for an
+Englishman, too pliable for a Spaniard, too lively for a Dutchman, too
+cordial for an Italian, too modest for a Russian--a man pressing towards
+me with oblique bows, and doing homage with ineffable self-denial to all
+that seems of rank; then my heart, and the blood in my face, says, 'that
+is thy countryman.'" How true! and how often have I lighted on such
+countrymen.
+
+North Germany commences as soon as you leave behind you Nurenberg and
+Cassel. Cassel, in comparison with Hamburg resembles an Italian town.
+The Thuringian Forest separates north and south. The north is a
+coast-land, commerce its destination; the south inland: hence
+agriculture and industry are more suitable. The spirit of the South
+German is more directed to what is domestic: a fruitful soil rewards his
+labour, and alleviates it by the juice of the grape. The mouths of his
+rivers and his harbours allure the North German into foreign lands; his
+father-land is there, where he finds what he seeks, and what his own
+country has denied him. The South German must hence be more
+self-dependent, for he has a father-land at home full of blessing and
+beauty;--the North German has to seek one elsewhere; and this makes him
+more pliant, more polished, more active; but also more ostentatious,
+less to be confided in, more adventurous. This distinction is primeval.
+The North Germans mingled themselves with the Britons, Gauls, Italians,
+and Slavonians; the Alemanni and Bavarians remained in their native
+country.
+
+The southern sky draws forth a vegetable world more luxuriant, fierier,
+spicier; the northern, a much duller, waterier, colder, and the men are
+so too, except where government and education have powerfully
+encroached. In the north the people have evidently less fancy and
+feeling, less genialness and versatility, even flatter, duller
+physiognomies, but also evidently greater intelligence, more
+consideration, seriousness, and constancy. The wastes, storms, and
+floods, the unthankful, sandy, moory country, must of themselves make
+the people more serious, more enterprising, more capable of contentment
+than in the south, where Nature is not so like a step-mother, nay, has
+flattered her favourites, thereby rendering them light-minded, indolent,
+and desirous of enjoying. Here the flesh triumphs over the spirit; there
+the spirit over the flesh, "_nos besoins sont nos forces_!"
+
+The North German is hence more solid, gloomier, more retired, less
+kindly. Here you may still find the athletic forms of Tacitus, with blue
+eyes and yellow, or, more properly, red hair, which are rarer in the
+south. In the north the men seem to me more handsome, in the south the
+women. The South German is softer, and on the other hand his speech
+harder. The North German, though without wine, writes many a noble
+catch, which we in the south troll over our wine. The inhabitants of the
+wine countries have fewer singers of wine than those of the beer
+countries; the latter sing of it, the former are fonder of drinking it.
+It is as with songs of love; one sings of his mistress, seldom of his
+wife.
+
+The North and South German bear the same relation to each other as beer
+and schnaps to wine, as bilberries to grapes, as butter and cheese to
+roast and dessert, as mountains and levels, as leagues and miles. In the
+south or wine land prevails a lighter, sprightlier, tone of intercourse;
+in the land of beer and schnaps with its moist air, all seems more
+dubious and measured; and thus the moment of enjoyment passes over. The
+sex is livelier in the south and more complaisant, without on that
+account being more wanton. In the south there is everywhere more nature,
+in nature herself as in man, and most of all with the sex. In the north
+more culture and art, in the south more natural capability, as well as
+more nature and life.
+
+The southern climate is softer, hence the wine; and the loose, light,
+fruitful soil compensates for the high, bare mountains. In the south we
+are more advanced in gardening, agriculture, tillage, and cattle-breeding.
+The south is not only richer in towns, palaces, and gardens, but also in
+excellently built villages of stone, and not of wood and earth. In the
+north many such villages would be called towns. What a difference
+between our cleanly cottages, and the filthy huts and half-stalls of the
+north. The very waters in the south are clear, flowing, rustling; in the
+north muddy, sneaking, stagnant. There the fountains gush spontaneously
+from the rocks; here they must first be dug out of the earth. The south
+extracts its treasures from the soil; the north more from commerce and
+manufactures. There the national capital is more in the hands of the
+nobility (the church) and the peasantry; here more in those of the
+merchant and manufacturer. Prussia, Saxony, Hanover, &c. are more free
+from debt than Austria, Bavaria, Würtemberg, Baden, &c., because in the
+former there is less feasting and revelry; but the latter countries in
+themselves are richer, fuller of enjoyment. North Germany, in regard to
+road police, post regulations, inns, meat, drink, and lodging--large
+towns excepted--is in a state of semi-barbarism compared with the south.
+
+Among all the North Germans the Saxon is the friendliest, distinguished
+by culture, diligence, and high spirit of contentment. But it is strange
+what a difference the Elbe makes between him and his neighbour. The
+Brandenburger or Prussian is vivacious, talkative, ceremonious, often
+dogmatical; the Saxon considerate, reserved, poorer in words; the
+former, prepossessed with what is new, feels delight in public places,
+loves to shine, and is the man of the world; the Saxon rather hates what
+is new, wishes to enjoy in silence in the circle of his own, and loves
+rural nature. Frugality is common to both; but it will go hard before
+other things become common between Prussians and Saxons. The Hessians
+have long distinguished themselves by bravery and military spirit, which
+leads to hardiness, patience, and contentment with little. Among the
+North Germans, those who live on the sea-coasts seem to me the rudest
+and most different from the South Germans; but the Prussians least of
+all.
+
+The Swabian and Franconian is lively, loquacious, genial; and the
+Rheinlander is so in a still higher degree; but among the former I think
+there will be found more true-heartedness, inoffensiveness, and
+simplicity of manners, especially with the female sex, where it borders
+on _naïveté_. This good-nature which, as it were, surrenders itself,
+while others are lying in wait, and is hence easily over-reached, or
+leaves others the advantage, very naturally gave rise to the false
+proverb:--"The Swabian does not come to the years of discretion till
+forty." Swabians, Franconians, and Rheinlanders are our true
+sanguineans; and the last altogether our German-French, who dance
+through life like their Rhine-gnats.
+
+The Bavarian is straight-forward, frank but dry, blunt, and he has
+hitherto been ruder, more ignorant, more fond of quarrel and drinking,
+more given up to superstition and old things than others; for his land
+was the home of priestcraft and monkery. You may ever distinguish the
+national Bavarian by his nervous squat body, small round head, and
+beer-belly, immediately beneath which the trousers begin; hence the
+braces or belt is indispensible. The showy belt, is, as in the Tyrol,
+matter of national pomp, so with the girls the boddice; and both are as
+little known in the north as the platted hair of the maidens--perhaps
+relics of the knight's girdle, bandalier, and breastplate; for noble
+knighthood flourished chiefly in the south.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GEOGRAPHICAL.
+
+_The Niger_.
+
+
+Sir Rufane Donkin's new hypothesis respecting the Nile, briefly stands
+thus: The Niger (Ni-Geir) passes through Wangara, and emptying itself
+into the Wad-El Ghazeh, or Nile of Bornou, which is formed by the
+continuation of the Misselad (Geir) through Lake Fittre, flows under the
+sands of Bilmah into the Mediterranean Sea. Sir Rufane is likewise of
+opinion--that "reasoning from analogy, and still more from what we know
+of the nature of the country, I have no doubt but that in very remote
+ages, the united Niger and Geir did roll into the sea in all the
+magnificence of a mighty stream, forming a grand estuary or harbour
+where now the quicksand is."--"The question to be solved under such a
+supposition is, what revolution in nature can have produced so great a
+change in the face of the country, as to cause a great river which once
+flowed into the sea, to stop short in a desart of sand." "We know from
+all recent, as well as from some of the older modern travellers, that
+the sands of the desarts west of Egypt, are encroaching on, and
+narrowing the valley of the Nile of Egypt. We see the pyramids gradually
+diminishing in height, particularly on their western sides, and we read
+of towns and villages which have been buried in the desart, but which
+once stood in fertile soils, some of whose minarets were still visible a
+few years ago, attesting the powers of the invading sand. The sphynx,
+buried almost up to the head, till the French cleared her down to the
+back, attested equally the desolating progress of this mighty
+sand-flood."--"And if we turn to the valley of the Nile of Egypt, we
+shall see at this moment the very process going on by which the lower
+part of the Niger, or Nile of Bornou has been choked up and obliterated
+by the invasion of the Great Sahara, under the names of the desarts of
+Bilmah and Lybia. Thus has been rubbed out from the face of the earth a
+river which had once its cities, its sages, its warriors, its works of
+art, and its inundations like the classic Nile; but which so existed in
+days of which we have scarcely a record."
+
+_La Perouse._
+
+Before quitting Vanikoro, off which island La Perouse was wrecked, M. de
+Urville, captain of the Astrolabe, constructed a monument there, bearing
+the inscription, "To the memory of La Perouse and his companions. The
+Astrolabe, 14 March, 1828." Among the relics which have been withdrawn
+with great difficulty from beneath the waves, are a very strong anchor,
+and two stout troughs.
+
+_Siberia._
+
+Professor Hansteen and his companions were at Tobolsk, on the 12th of
+September, whence they travelled on sledges, the cold being at 40
+degrees Reamur, so that frozen quicksilver could be cut with a knife.
+
+_The Desart._
+
+The opinion generally formed of Desarts is completely erroneous,
+according to Mrs. Charles Lushington, who, in her recent Travels, says,
+"Though much variety of country or occurrence cannot be expected in the
+Desart, I may with truth assert, that the passage through it was, to me,
+very interesting and agreeable. For the three first stages, the road was
+diversified by some irregularities of ground, and remarkable passes
+through the rocky mountains; but the course of our journey in general,
+lay through an arid plain of sand and stones, about two miles in
+breadth, bounded by rocks of sandstone of an almost uniform appearance.
+On the second day's march, I saw one or two trees, and the road was so
+varied, that I could then scarcely believe myself in a desart, which I
+had always pictured to my imagination as a dreary and interminable
+plain, with heavy loose sand, curled into clouds by every breath of
+wind."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Stilts._
+
+In south-western France, the shepherds make stilts of long poles with
+the thigh-bone of an ox fastened at a moderate height from the ground,
+as a support for the foot, and to enable them to distinguish the
+approach of wolves at a greater distance.
+
+_Embalming._
+
+There are three modes of embalming among the Egyptians: one of these
+consists in the injection of some antiseptic drugs previous to drying
+the body; but the most perfect and sumptuous is thus effected: The
+viscera are removed, and the body sprinkled with aromatics and natron.
+After drying, it is enveloped in folds of gummed linen, and placed in
+coffins. The great principle of embalming is the exclusion of the
+external air, but much is attributable to antiseptics. One of the
+principal ingredients in the mummy balsam is colocynth, or bitter apple,
+powdered. The same drug is employed in Upper Egypt for destroying vermin
+in clothes' presses, and store-rooms; and ostrich feathers sent to Lower
+Egypt are sprinkled with it. A recent traveller found in the head of a
+mummy, of a superior kind, a balsam, in colour and transparency like a
+pink topaz. It burned with a beautiful clear flame, and emitted a very
+fragrant odour, in which cinnamon predominated. In the heart of one of
+the mummies he found about three drams of pure nitre; the heart being
+entire, this must have been injected through the blood-vessels. Mummy
+powder was formerly in use all over Europe as a medicine, and is still
+employed as such among the Arabs, who mix it with butter, and esteem it
+a sovereign remedy for internal and external ulcers.
+
+_Sulphur._
+
+It is well known that sulphur which has been recently fused, does not
+immediately recover its former properties; but no one suspected that it
+required whole months, and even a longer period, fully to restore
+them.--_From the French_.
+
+_Sympathetic Ink._
+
+Write on paper with a weak solution of nitrate of mercury, and the
+characters will become black, when held to the fire.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A SINGULAR LETTER FROM SOUTHERN AFRICA.
+
+_Communicated by Mr. Hogg, the Ettrick Shepherd_.
+
+
+MY DEAR FRIEND,
+
+In my last I related to you all the circumstances of our settlement
+here, and the prospect that we had of a peaceful and pleasant
+habitation. In truth, it is a fine country, and inhabited by a fine race
+of people, for the Kousies, as far as I have seen of them, are a simple
+and ingenuous race.
+
+You knew my Agnes from her childhood--you were at our wedding at
+Beattock, and cannot but remember what an amiable and lovely girl she
+then was; and when she was going about our new settlement with our
+little boy in her arms, I have often fancied that I never saw so lovely
+a human being.
+
+The chief Karoo came to me one day with his interpreter, whom he caused
+to make a long palaver about his power, and dominion, and virtues, and
+his great desire to do much good. The language of this fellow being a
+mixture of Kaffre, High Dutch, and English, was peculiarly ludicrous,
+and most of all so when he concluded with expressing his lord's desire
+to have my wife to be his own, and to give me in exchange for her four
+oxen, the best that I could choose from his herd!
+
+As he made the proposal in presence of my wife, she was so much tickled
+with the absurdity of the proposed barter, and the manner in which it
+was expressed, that she laughed immoderately. Karoo, thinking she was
+delighted with it, eyed her with a look that surpasses all description,
+and then caused his interpreter to make another palaver to her
+concerning all the good things she was to enjoy; one of which was, that
+she was to ride upon an ox whose horns were tipped with gold. I thanked
+the great Karoo for his kind intentions, but declared my incapability to
+part with my wife, for that we were one flesh and blood, and that
+nothing could separate us but death. He could comprehend no such tie as
+this. All men sold their wives and daughters as they listed, I was told,
+for that the women were the sole property of the men. When I told him
+finally that nothing on earth could induce me to part with her, he
+seemed offended, bit his thumb, knitted his brows, and studied long in
+silence, always casting glances at Agnes of great pathos and
+languishment, which were perfectly irresistible, and ultimately he
+struck his spear's head in the ground, and offered me ten cows and a
+bull for my wife, and a choice virgin to boot. When this proffer was
+likewise declined, he smiled in derision, telling me I was the son of
+foolishness, and that _he foretold I should repent it_.
+
+My William was at this time about eleven months old, but was still at
+the breast, as I could never prevail on his lovely mother to wean him,
+and at the very time of which I am speaking, our little settlement was
+invaded one night by a tribe of those large baboons called
+ourang-outangs, pongos, or wild men of the woods, who did great mischief
+to our fruits, yams, and carrots. From that time we kept a great number
+of guns loaded, and set a watch; and at length the depredators were
+again discovered. We pursued them as far as the Keys river, which they
+swam, and we lost them.
+
+Among all the depredators, there was none fell but one youngling, which
+I lifted in my arms, when it looked so pitifully, and cried so like a
+child, that my heart bled for it. A large monster, more than six feet
+high, perceiving that he had lost his cub, returned brandishing a huge
+club, and grinning at me. I wanted to restore the abominable brat, for I
+could not bear the thought of killing it, it was so like a human
+creature; but before I could do this, several shots had been fired by my
+companions at the hideous monster, which caused him once more to take to
+his heels, but turning oft as he fled, he made threatening gestures at
+me. A Kousi servant that we had, finished the cub, and I caused it to be
+buried.
+
+The very morning after that but one, Agnes and her black maid were
+milking our few cows upon the green: I was in the garden, and William
+was toddling about pulling flowers, when, all at once, the women were
+alarmed by the sight of a tremendous ourang-outang issuing from our
+house, which they had just left. They seemed to have been struck dumb
+and senseless with amazement, for not one of them uttered a sound, until
+the monster, springing forward, in one moment, snatched up the child and
+made off with him. Before I reached the green where the cows stood, the
+ourang-outang was fully half a mile gone, and only the poor, feeble
+exhausted women running screaming after him. Before I overtook the
+women, I heard the agonized cries of my dear boy, my darling William, in
+the paws of that horrible monster. I pursued, breathless and altogether
+unnerved with agony; but, alas! I rather lost than gained ground.
+
+These animals have this peculiarity, that when they are walking
+leisurely or running down-hill, they walk upright like a human being;
+but when hard pressed on level ground, or up hill, they use their long
+arms as fore-legs, and then run with inconceivable swiftness. When
+flying with their own young, the greater part of them will run nearly
+twice as fast as an ordinary man, for the cubs cling to them with both
+feet and hands, but as my poor William shrunk from the monster's touch,
+he was obliged to embrace him closely with one paw, and run on three,
+and still in that manner he outran me. Keeping still his distance before
+me, he reached the Keys river, and there the last gleam of hope closed
+on me, for I could not swim while the ourang-outang, with much
+acuteness, threw the child across his shoulders, held him by the feet
+with one paw, and with the other three stemmed the river, though then in
+flood, with amazing rapidity. It was at this dreadful moment that my
+beloved babe got his eyes on me as I ran across the plain towards him,
+and I saw him holding up his little hands in the midst of the foaming
+flood, and crying out, "Pa! pa! pa!" which he seemed to utter with a
+sort of desperate joy at seeing me approach.
+
+Alas, that sight was the last, for in two minutes thereafter the monster
+vanished, with my dear child, in the jungles and woods beyond the river,
+and then my course was stayed, for to have thrown myself in, would only
+have been committing suicide, and leaving a destitute widow in a foreign
+land. I was quickly aroused by the sight of twelve of my countrymen
+coming full speed across the plain on my track. They were all armed and
+stripped for the pursuit, and four of them, some of whom you know, Adam
+Johnstone, Adam Haliday, Peter Carruthers, and Joseph Nicholson, being
+excellent swimmers, plunged at once into the river and swam across,
+though not without both difficulty and danger, and without loss of time
+continued the pursuit.
+
+The remainder of us, nine in number, were obliged to go half a day's
+journey up the river, to a place called Shekah, where the Tambookies
+dragged us over on a hurdle; and we there procured a Kousi, who had a
+hound, which he pretended could follow the track of an ourang-outang
+over the whole world. We kept at a running pace the whole afternoon; and
+at the fall of night, came up with Peter Carruthers, who had lost the
+other three. A singular adventure had befallen to himself. He and his
+companions had agreed to keep within call of each other; but as he
+advanced, he conceived he heard the voice of a child crying behind him
+to the right, on which he turned off in that direction, but heard no
+more of the wail. As he was searching, however, he perceived an
+ourang-outang steal from a thicket, which, nevertheless, it seemed loath
+to leave. When he pursued it, it fled slowly, as if with intent to
+entice him in pursuit from the spot; but when he turned towards the
+thicket, it immediately followed. Peter was armed with a pistol and
+rapier; but his pistol and powder had been rendered useless by swimming
+the river, and he had nothing to depend on but his rapier. The creature
+at first was afraid of the pistol, and kept aloof; but seeing no fire
+issue from it, it came nigher and nigher, and seemed determined to have
+a scuffle with Carruthers for the possession of the thicket. At length
+it shook its head, grinning with disdain, and motioned him to fling the
+pistol away as of no use; it then went and brought two great clubs, of
+which it gave him the choice, to fight with it. There was something so
+bold, and at the same time so generous in this, that Peter took one as
+if apparently accepting the challenge; but that moment he pulled out his
+gleaming rapier, and ran at the hideous brute, which frightened it so
+much, that it uttered two or three loud grunts like a hog, and scampered
+off; but soon turning, it threw the club at Peter with such a certain
+aim, that it had very nigh killed him.
+
+He saw no more of the animal that night; but when we found Carruthers,
+he was still lingering about the spot, persuaded that my child was
+there. We watched the thicket all night, and at the very darkest hour,
+judge of my trepidation when I heard the cries of a child in the
+thicket, almost close by me, and well could distinguish that the cries
+proceeded from the mouth of my own dear William. We all rushed
+spontaneously into the thicket, and all towards the same point; but
+found nothing. I cried on my boy's name, but all was again silent, and
+we heard no more. He only uttered three cries, and then we all heard
+distinctly that his crying was stopped by something stuffed into his
+mouth. Before day, we heard some movement in the thicket, and though
+heard by us all at the same time, each of us took it for one of our
+companions moving about; and it was not till long after the sun was up,
+that we at length discovered a bed up among the thick branches of a
+tree, and not above twelve feet from the ground; but the occupants had
+escaped, and no doubt remained but that they were now far beyond our
+reach.
+
+We then tried the dog, and by him we learned the way the fliers had
+taken; but that was all, for as the day grew warm, he lost all traces
+whatever. We searched over all the country for many days, but could find
+no traces of my dear boy, either dead or alive; and at length were
+obliged to return home weary and broken-hearted.
+
+About three months after this sad calamity, one evening, on returning
+home from my labour, my Agnes was missing, and neither her maid-servant,
+nor one of all the settlers, could give the least account of her. My
+suspicions fell instantly on the Kousi chief, Karoo, for I knew that he
+had been in our vicinity hunting, and remembered his threat. I and three
+of my companions now set out and travelled night and day, till we came
+to the chief's head-quarters. Karoo denied the deed; but still in such a
+manner that my suspicions were confirmed. I threatened him terribly with
+the vengeance of his friend captain Johnstone, and the English army at
+the Cape, saying, I would burn him and all his wives and his people with
+fire. He wept out of fear and vexation, and offered me the choice of his
+wives, or any two of them, shewing me a great number of them, many of
+whom he recommended for their great beauty and fatness; and I believe he
+would have given me any number if I would have gone away satisfied. But
+the language of the interpreter being in a great measure unintelligible,
+we all deemed that he said repeatedly that Karoo _would not give the
+lady up_.
+
+What was I now to do? We had not force in our own small settlement to
+compel Karoo to restore her; and I was therefore obliged to buy a
+trained ox, on which I rode all the way to the next British settlement,
+for there are no horses in that country. There I found captain Johnstone
+with three companies of the 72nd, watching the inroads of the savage
+Boshesmen. He was greatly irritated at Karoo, and dispatched lieutenant
+McKenzie, and fifty men along with me, to chastise the aggressor. When
+the chief saw the Highlanders, he was terrified out of his wits; but,
+nevertheless, not knowing what else to do, he prepared for resistance,
+after once more proffering me the choice of his wives.
+
+Just when we were on the eve of commencing a war, which must have been
+ruinous to our settlement, a black servant of Adam Johnstone came to me,
+and said that I ought not to fight and kill his good chief, for that he
+had not the white woman. I was astonished, and asked the Kaffre what he
+meant, when he told me that he himself saw my wife carried across the
+river by a band of pongos, (ourang-outangs), but he had always kept it a
+secret, for fear of giving me distress, as they were too far gone for
+pursuit when be beheld them. He said they had her bound, and were
+carrying her gently on their arms, but she was either dead or in a
+swoon, for she was not crying, and her long hair was hanging down.
+
+A whole year passed over my head like one confused dream; another came,
+and during the greater part of it my mind was very unsettled. About the
+beginning of last year, a strange piece of intelligence reached our
+settlement. It was said that two maids of Kamboo had been out on the
+mountains of Norroweldt gathering fruits, where they had seen a pongo
+taller than any Kousi, and that this pongo had a beautiful white boy
+with him, for whom he was gathering the choicest fruits, and the boy was
+gambolling and playing around him, and leaping on his shoulders. We
+applied to Karoo for assistance, who had a great number of slaves from
+that country, much attached to him, who knew the language of the place
+whither we were going, and all the passes of the country. He complied
+readily with our request, giving us an able and intelligent guide, with
+as many of his people as we chose. We raised in all fifty Malays and
+Kousis; nine British soldiers, and every one of the settlers that could
+bear arms, went with us, so that we had in all nearly a hundred men, the
+blacks being armed with pikes, and all the rest with swords, guns, and
+pistols. We journeyed for a whole week, travelling much by night, and
+resting in the shade by day, and at last we came to the secluded
+district of which we were in search, and in which we found a temporary
+village, or camp, of one of these independent inland tribes.
+
+From this people we got the heart-stirring intelligence, that a whole
+colony of pongos had taken possession of that country, and would soon be
+masters of it all; for that the Great Spirit had sent them a Queen from
+the country beyond the sun, to teach them to speak, and work, and go to
+war; and that she had the entire power over them, and would not suffer
+them to hurt any person who did not offer offence to them; that they
+knew all she said to them, and answered her, and lived in houses and
+kindled fires like other people, and likewise fought rank and file. That
+they had taken one of the maidens of their own tribe to wait upon the
+Queen's child; but because the girl wept, the Queen caused them to set
+her at liberty.
+
+I was now rent between hope and terror--hope that this was my own wife
+and child, and terror that they would be rent in pieces by the savage
+monsters rather than given up. Of this last, the Lockos (the name of
+this wandering tribe) assured us, we needed not to entertain any
+apprehensions, for that they would, every one of them die, rather than
+wrong a hair of their Queen's head. That very night, being joined by the
+Lockos, we surrounded the colony by an extensive circle, and continuing
+to close as we advanced. By the break of day we had them closely
+surrounded. The monsters flew to arms at the word of command, nothing
+daunted, forming a close circle round their camp and Queen, the
+strongest of the males being placed outermost, and the females inmost,
+but all armed alike, and all having the same demure and melancholy
+faces. The circle being so close that I could not see inside, I went
+with the nine red-coats to the top of a cliff, that, in some degree,
+overlooked the encampment, in order that, if my Agnes really was there,
+she might understand who was near her. Still I could not discover what
+was within, but I called her name aloud several times, and in about five
+minutes after that, the whole circle of tremendous brutal warriors flung
+away their arms and retired backward, leaving an open space for me to
+approach their Queen.
+
+In the most dreadful trepidation I entered between the hideous files,
+being well guarded by soldiers on either hand, and followed by the rest
+of the settlers; and there I indeed beheld my wife, my beloved Agnes,
+standing ready to receive me, with little William in her right hand, and
+a beautiful chubby daughter in her left, about two years old, and the
+very image of her mother. The two children looked healthy and beautiful,
+with their fur aprons, but it struck me at first that my beloved was
+much altered: it was only, however, caused by her internal commotion, by
+feelings which overpowered her grateful heart.
+
+As soon as Agnes was somewhat restored, I proposed that we should
+withdraw from the camp of her savage colony; but she refused, and told
+me, that she behoved to part with her protectors on good terms, and that
+she must depart without any appearance of compulsion, which they might
+resent; and we actually rested ourselves during the heat of the day in
+the shades erected by those savage inhabitants of the forest. My wife
+went to her hoard of provisions, and distributed to every one of the
+pongos his share of fruit, succulent herbs, and roots, which they ate
+with great composure.
+
+Agnes then stood up and made a speech to her subjects, accompanying her
+expressions with violent motions and contortions, to make them
+understand her meaning. They understood it perfectly; for when they
+heard that she and her children were to leave them, they set up such a
+jabbering of lamentation as British ears never heard. We then formed a
+close circle round Agnes and the children, to the exclusion of the
+pongos that still followed behind, howling and lamenting; and that night
+we lodged in the camp of the Lockos, placing a triple guard round my
+family, of which there stood great need. We durst not travel by night,
+but we contrived two covered hurdles, in which we carried Agnes and the
+children, and for three days a considerable body of the tallest and
+strongest of the ourang-outangs attended our steps.
+
+We reached our own settlement one day sooner than we took in marching
+eastward; but then I durst not remain for a night, but getting into a
+vessel, I sailed straight for the Cape.
+
+My Agnes's part of the story is the most extraordinary of all. The
+creatures' motives for stealing and detaining her appears to have been
+as follows:--
+
+These animals remain always in distinct tribes, and are perfectly
+subordinate to a chief or ruler, and his secondary chiefs. For their
+expedition to rob our gardens, they had brought their sovereign's sole
+heir along with them, as they never leave any of the royal family behind
+them, for fear of a surprisal. It was this royal cub which we killed,
+and the Queen his mother having been distractedly inconsolable for the
+loss of her darling, the old monarch had set out by night to try if
+possible to recover it; and on not finding it, he seized on my boy in
+its place, carried him home in safety to his Queen, and gave her him to
+nurse! She did so. Yes she positively did nurse him at her breast for
+three months, and never child throve better than he did. By that time he
+was beginning to walk, and aim at speech, by imitating every voice he
+heard, whether of beast or bird; and it had struck the monsters as a
+great loss, that they had no means of teaching their young sovereign to
+speak, at which art he seemed so apt. This led to the scheme of stealing
+his own mother to be his instructor, which they effected in the most
+masterly style, binding and gagging her in her own house, and carrying
+her from a populous hamlet in the fair forenoon, without having been
+discovered.
+
+Agnes immediately took her boy under her tuition, and was soon given to
+understand that her will was to be the sole law of the community; and
+all the while that they detained her, they never refused her aught, save
+to take her home again. Our little daughter she had named Beatrice,
+after her maternal grandmother. She was born six months and six days
+after Agnes's abstraction. She spoke highly of the pongos, of their
+docility, generosity, warmth of affection to their mates and young ones,
+and of their irresistible strength. At my wife's injunctions, or from
+her example, they all wore aprons: and the females had let the hair of
+their heads grow long. It was glossy black, and neither curled nor
+woolly, and on the whole, I cannot help having a lingering affection for
+the creatures. They would make the most docile, powerful, and
+affectionate of all slaves; but they come very soon to their growth, and
+are but shortlived, in that way approximating to the rest of the brute
+creation. They live entirely on fruits, roots, and vegetables, and taste
+no animal food whatever.
+
+I asked Agnes much of the civility of their manner to her, and she
+always describes it as respectful and uniform. For awhile she never
+thought herself quite safe when near the Queen, but the dislike of the
+latter to her arose entirely out of the boundless affection for the boy.
+No mother could possibly be fonder of her offspring than this
+affectionate creature was of William, and she was jealous of his mother
+for taking him from her, and causing him to be weaned. But then the
+chief never once left the two Queens by themselves; they had always a
+guard day and night. Win. MITCHELL.
+
+Vander Creek,
+Near Cape Town.
+Oct. 1. 1826.
+
+_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER
+
+
+ A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BEFORE AND AFTER DINNER.
+
+
+When Queen Elizabeth dined with Sir Thomas Gresham, before she proceeded
+to name the Royal Exchange, Sir Thomas pledged her majesty in a cup
+containing a pearl made into powder, of the value of £1,000. So runs the
+story, but we should think Sir Thomas superior to such a piece of
+ostentatious folly. The display of his grasshopper crest on the
+pinnacles of the Old 'Change was in much better taste.
+
+The old fashion of transacting public business _after dinner_ is not
+unworthy of remark and contrast with the present custom. In 1696, the
+foundation-stone of Greenwich Hospital was laid by John Evelyn, with a
+select committee of commissioners, and Sir Christopher Wren, precisely
+at five in the evening, _after they had dined together_, Flamstead, the
+royal astronomer, observing the time punctually by his instruments. In
+our days the only public business transacted _after dinner_ is that of
+parliament, and the alteration of this to the morning has often been
+suggested: but if the motto _in vino veritas_ hold good, it were better
+left as it is.
+
+All public business in England is an occasion of eating and drinking,
+which gave rise to "wretches hang that jurymen may dine." Gourmands of
+fruit all flock to the Horticultural Society's dinner for the sake of
+its dessert; and by a recent regulation, tea, coffee, and cakes are
+handed round at the evening meetings of the Antiquarian and other
+societies.
+
+Professor Jameson, in noticing the Berlin Geographical Society, says,
+"It does not give prizes, nor publish a journal, but confines itself to
+its meetings, which, agreeably to the custom of the country, are
+concluded by a jovial banquet." Thus, we are not alone in our festal
+predilections, and were all meetings of our public societies terminated
+like those of the Fellows of Berlin, science would become more popular,
+and the lovers of good living be gainers. Still, we recommend the
+fellows to keep out of their after-dinner conversations, all such topics
+as the course of the Niger, or the position of a new magnetic pole.
+
+Q.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BELLS.
+
+
+ Bells are for all things, all events:
+ For victories, for fires.
+ For hanging crimes with ill intents,
+ Or law proscribed desires.
+ For this, St. Bride her turret rocks,
+ For that St. Dunstan rings;
+ The last St. Sepulchre so shocks,
+ That all about him swings.
+
+_Mr. Jerdan--in the Gem for 1830_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Nobody is anybody, until he takes the title of somebody, and is laughed
+at by everybody.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+We are surprised that fifty accidents do not happen every day at the
+Zoological Gardens--for mothers let their children rove just as if they
+were in the most innocent company on earth; and due credit ought to be
+given to the wild beasts in general for their considerate conduct in not
+eating up half the rising generation that pay their shilling apiece to
+see the Zoological show.--_Monthly Mag_.--Apropos, we find there are now
+seven leopards in the society's collection, and that one day last summer
+the receipts at the gate amounted to. £108. 12s.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BLUNDERS.
+
+
+Some people mistake the three French Consuls for the three per cent.
+Consols; quote Moore's Almanac in illustration of Moore's Melodies;
+inquire whether those two great poets, Hogg and Bacon, were not of the
+same family; and when asked their opinion of Crabbe, give a decided
+preference to lobster. Who has not heard Hervey's Meditations and
+Harvey's Sauce mixed up in a most unbecoming manner; and culprits
+talking of detaining counsel, whereas the "detention" applies only to
+themselves.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A JINGLING POET.
+
+
+The good people of Stockholm have a public holiday in honour of
+_Bellman_, a Swedish poet, who died forty years ago. We thought our
+gold-laced Christmas rhymsters were the only poets of that name.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SONG.
+
+
+The Swiss are so much attached to their native country, that a certain
+song, called _Ranz de Vaches_, sung by the cowherds and milkmaids,
+affects them so much, when in a foreign land, that they must return
+home, or _pine away and die_!
+
+ Oh, when shall I return to stay
+ With all I love, now far away;
+ Our brooks so clear,
+ Our hamlets dear,
+ Our cots so nigh,
+ Our mountains high,
+ And sweeter still than mount or dell,
+ The ever gentle Isabel,
+ Beneath the elm, in verdant mead,
+ Dance to the shepherd's rural reed.
+
+ Oh, when shall I return to stay,
+ With all I love, now far away,
+ My father, mother, I'll caress,
+ My sister, brother, fondly press,
+ While lambkins play,
+ And cattle stray,
+ And smiles my lovely shepherdess.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Napoleon, when in Flanders, caused a double row of trees to be planted
+on each side of the public roads; but the present government have caused
+them to be cut down (though not at full growth) and others planted.
+
+PHILO-VIATOR.
+
+ * * * * *
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