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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction + Vol. 14, Issue 390, September 19, 1829 + +Author: Various + +Release Date: March 2, 2004 [EBook #11411] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE, NO. 390 *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Andy Schmitt, David King, and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team + + + + + +THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +VOL. 14, No. 390.] SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1829. [PRICE 2d. + + + + +CLIFTON. + + +[Illustration] + +Clifton is the Montpellier of England, and is associated with all that +is delightful in nature: of this, the Engraving before us is a true +picture, whether we contemplate the winding Avon; the sublime beauty of +its rocks-- + + Clifton's airy rocks, + +(as Mr. Bowles poetically calls them), the picturesque scenery of the +opposite shore; or the abodes of cottage comforts which cluster into a +rural village beside the cliff till the eye reaches a splendid range of +crescents and terraces which art has reared on the stupendous brow +above. + +Clifton is situated on the south and west of the cliff, or hill, (whence +its name), one mile westward of the city of Bristol, over great part of +which it commands a very pleasing prospect, as also of the ships that, +on the flood and ebb tides, sail up and down the Avon. From the opposite +shore the richly cultivated lands of Somersetshire present themselves in +a very beautiful landscape, rising gradually four or five miles from the +verge of the river to the top of Dundry Hill, whereon is a high tower, +esteemed the Proteus of the weather, as being commonly enveloped with +mist, so as scarcely to be visible, against rain; but, on the contrary, +if it be seen clear and distinct in the morning, it denotes the approach +of a fine day. + +The salubrious situation of Clifton has long since attracted the +wealthy. Hence, the hill is nearly covered with superb buildings, (for +which the freestone of the country affords peculiar facilities), till +the village has almost become an elegant city. The Downs are covered +with verdure all the year, and the turf abounds with aromatic plants, +growing wild, which are not to be met with elsewhere in England. Here +are also discernible ancient fortifications and intrenchments; and coins +of the later Roman emperors have frequently been found about the camp; +there are other military works opposite, on the Somersetshire side of +the Avon. Besides the above remains, on Clifton Downs, is an old tower +with a brick floor, but without any roof. (_See the Engraving._) From +three open spaces, formerly doors, are exquisite views: in front an +extensive prospect of Gloucestershire; on the right, part of Clifton, +and in the background Dundry Hill; and on the left, King's Road, with +the ships at anchor, the Bristol Channel, and the mountains of South +Wales. At the end of the Downs stands the mansion of Sir William Draper, +once so conspicuous in the public mind from the severe chastisement he +received from Junius. To the left is an expensive monument erected by +Sir William, who was colonel of the 79th regiment, to the memory of his +soldiers who fell in the East Indies, in 1768; and to the right is a +pillared tribute to the patriotic Earl of Chatham, with a brief Latin +inscription by Sir William Draper. + +Our view of Clifton is from the Ferry, and is from an effective +lithograph, of very recent date. + +Added to the charms of the romantic scenery of Clifton are the +attractions of the Bristol Hot Wells, in the vicinity; upon which +fashion has conferred too great celebrity to render description needful. +The richness and grandeur of the scenery of the Hot Wells are almost +inconceivable; in some places the rocks, venerably majestic, rise +perpendicularly, or overhanging, craggy and bare; and in others they are +clothed with luxuriant shrubs and stately trees. From the bottom of +these cliffs, on the east bank of the river, issues the Bristol Hot Well +water. The spring rises out of an aperture in the solid rocks and is +computed to discharge about forty gallons in a minute. + +The author of the _History and Beauties of Clifton Hot Wells_, in +describing this scenery, says, "One of the sublimest and most beautiful +scenes in nature is exhibited by those bold and rugged eminences behind +the crescent, known by the name of _St. Vincent's Rocks_, which appear +to have been rent asunder by some violent convulsion of nature." They +are misshapen and massy projections, nearly 300 feet in height. Pieces +of this rock, when broken, have much the appearance of a dark, red +marble; and when struck by a substance of corresponding hardness, emit a +strong sulphureous smell. It is sometimes used as a substitute for +foreign marble for chimney-pieces; but principally for making lime. In +the fissures of these rocks are found those fine crystals usually called +Bristol stones, which are so hard as to cut glass, and sustain the +action of fire and of _aquafortis_; this, however, is only the case with +such as are tinged. The imperfect ones, in which there appears something +like small hairs, white specks, or bubbles of air and water, turn white +when calcined. + +On these rocks, the Rev. W. Lisle Bowles has the following lines:-- + + How beauteous the pale rocks above the shore + Uplift their bleak and furrow'd aspect high! + How proudly desolate their foreheads, hoar, + That meet the earliest sunbeam of the sky! + + Bound to yon dusky mart, with pennants gay, + The tall bark on the winding water's line, + Between the river cliffs plies her hard way, + And peering on the sight the white sails shine. + + * * * * * + + +LITERARY PROBLEM. + +(_For the Mirror._) + + +It is not perhaps generally known, that in the writings of Sodates, a +poet of Thrace, many of the verses may be turned and read different +ways, without either losing the measure or sense; for instance the +following, which may be read backwards:-- + + "Roma tibi stibito motibus ibit amor + Si bene te, tua laus taxat, sua laute tenebis + Sole medere pede, ede perede, melos." + +His writings are nearly extinct, and are for the most part of a very +immoral kind. He wrote some verses against Philadelphus Ptolemy, and +was, in consequence, put into a cage of lead and thrown into the sea. + +K.K. + + * * * * * + + + +MANNERS & CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS. + + + * * * * * + + +THE GENOESE.[1] + +(_For the Mirror._) + + + [1] The intelligent friend from whose conversation the writer + gleaned the following account, has resided three years in Genoa, + and therefore is fully competent to speak of the customs of its + inhabitants. This paper is derived from the same source as that + entitled "_A Recent Visit to Pompeii_."--Vide MIRROR, vol xiii + p. 276. + +The Genoese women, are almost without exception _beautiful_, and many of +them retain their loveliness for a longer period than is usual in warm +climates; I have seen very handsome females turned of forty. They are +excessively fond of adorning themselves on Sundays and all festive +occasions, with a profusion of rich and expensive gold ornaments; indeed +the married women cannot be seen without them, for they are an essential +part of their hymeneal dower. A young woman, upon the occasion of her +nuptials, is obliged to purchase a set of gold trinkets, should the +existence of her mother prevent her inheriting those which are already +in the family; and in order to make this important purchase, no small +property is required, since as much as three or four hundred francs are +often given for a pair of ear-rings, seven or eight hundred for a +necklace, chain, bracelets, or other articles individually; a few more +trifling ornaments complete the set, with a curious kind of gold +filagree cap, or net, for the head. These trinkets are in fact +_necessary_ adjutants to Genoese domestic economy, since, though as +heir-looms they are never sold, except three or four sets should, from +family casualties, become the property of an individual, yet there is +neither law nor prejudice against pawning them; and, in pawn they +generally are, from the week's commencement to its end, being redeemed +on the Saturday night, only to be worn on Sunday, and pledged again on +the Monday morning. There are shops in Genoa expressly for the sale of +these bridal ornaments, which are worn there, exclusively by the +inferior classes; for the higher orders of society if seen in such, +would forfeit, whether foreigners or citizens, all pretentions to rank +and fashion; however, the Genoese gold trinkets, may be, and are, much +worn by the _Hidalgos_ of many a place afar from that of their +manufacture. These ornaments are not wrought into more than four +fashions, which never vary. The Genoese women marry at fifteen or +sixteen years of age, and it is impossible to imagine a creature more +innocent, childish-looking, and perfectly beautiful, than a young bride +in her nuptial attire. + +The female children of genteel parentage are, in Genoa, allowed to visit +amongst themselves in balls and fetes, until they have attained the age +of fourteen; when, being considered marriageable, instead of "_coming +out_" as in England, they are kept strictly at home; allowed indeed to +see a little company there, but there only, except when taken _per +favour_, once or twice to the opera, to which they go purposely in an +undress, sit at the back of the box, so as not to be seen, or if +accidentally beheld, they are not to be recognised. When a girl reaches +the appointed years of discretion, the sole consideration of her parents +is, to _marry_ her, and in this matter _she_, poor thing, has no voice, +as I shall proceed to prove. Negotiating matches, making proposals, and +arranging marriages, are affairs confided to the prudence and mediation +of certain busy old ladies, who find their account in bringing about +weddings, since they receive a regular _per centage_ upon them. One of +these emissaries of Hymen will call on a parent who has a son, reported +to be an eligible match, and open the business by talking of the young +man, until an opportunity occurs of inquiring whether he is not soon to +be settled, and how much will be allowed him? These queries being +answered to the good lady's satisfaction, she proceeds a step further, +and enumerates the principal families of her acquaintance, who have +daughters to _dispose_ of, adding an accurate description of each +Signorina's person, connexions, property, expectancies, and other +advantages. A lady having been selected as an eligible match for the +youth, the parents on both sides being agreed, and the young gentleman +duly informed of their arrangements for his happiness, he is allowed to +commence paying his addresses to the fair one, by sending her a large, +and peculiarly constructed bouquet, the acceptance of which, is in fact +an acceptance of himself, and the girl is immediately considered a +_Sposina_, or betrothed one. The bouquet, and herself, in full dress, +are forthwith carried to the opera, where the former is laid, and the +latter seated, immediately in front of the box; when, numerous are the +eyes and glasses levelled at the new _Sposina_, upon this her first +appearance in public. On this interesting and trying occasion, her +accepted lover stands during the performance behind her chair, and is +assiduous in his attentions. The next amusement at which, according to +etiquette the _Sposina_ appears, is a ball, to which she goes attended +by her lover, and one or both of her parents. The bouquet, the emblem of +her engagement goes with her, which never quits her hand, except when +she dances, and is then laid on her seat, until her return. She is not +allowed to dance with any one but her brother, intended husband, or his +most intimate friend to whom perhaps as a _favour_, he may choose to +introduce her. The duty of the engaged man is, to present his _Sposina_ +every morning up to the period of their union, with a fresh bouquet, the +size of which intimates the degree of affection and respect that he +entertains for her. But should the lover's finances be slender, and his +nuptials long delayed, he must find this elegant custom a very ruinous +one, since the price of the best of these bouquets (and who durst for +his own credit's sake present an inferior one?) is five or six francs. +The _Sposina_ appears everywhere and everyday with a bouquet in her +hand, closely attended by her lover, and either or both of her parents; +and a female, a stranger in Genoa, commits a breach of etiquette by +walking through the streets carrying a nosegay, besides subjecting +herself to the impertinence of a thousand eyes, that ask, "_Are you_ a +_Sposina_?" The wedding is celebrated with splendour, the fortune of the +bride being sometimes expended in purchasing a magnificent dress, which +is then deemed essential. Amongst the highest classes, the English +custom of the bride and bridegroom quitting the wedding party +immediately after the performance of the marriage-ceremony, for a tour, +has commenced; but this innovation upon their established national +manners, has not yet obtained a very general footing. The _match-maker_ +is, upon the wedding-day, presented with a sum of money adequate to the +trouble she has taken to effect the alliance; for a lack of beauty, or +fortune on the lady's side, mars her matrimonial prospects, and causes +as great difficulties respecting her settlement in life, at Genoa, as in +some other places I could mention rather nearer home. Once, being in +company with an ancient dame, who had brought about a marriage that +astonished all Genoa, she informed me, that she received as her +_douceur_ upon the occasion, 50_l_. This, I am to conclude, was a +liberal recompense; for the _Sposina_, in that instance, was so plain, +(a circumstance unusual with the Genoese women,) and afflicted with so +bad a breath, as to be an object of disgust with all the men who heard +of her. The _bouquets_ which I have mentioned, are peculiar in +structure, and beautiful in appearance: they are composed of the most +brilliantly coloured flowers, disposed round a large central flower, in +tiers, or rows, of the same colour; as, first perhaps, a row of red, +then white, then purple, then yellow, then blue, &c. &c.; the stalks are +cut short, curiously attached to wire by fine silk or thread, and being +bound compactly together, so that the stalks and wires brought into a +point, form a convenient handle, the petals of the flowers stand out in +lines of the most vivid hues, making a kind of smooth, expanded, +circular, and convex, surface. The manufacture of these bouquets, one of +which takes a considerable time to complete, is a distinct occupation, +and the sale of them, quite a trade; and though made elsewhere than at +Genoa, those of that town are most esteemed, and sent over all parts of +Italy. The flowers composing these bouquets, will keep for at least a +fortnight as fresh and beautiful as when first gathered, and are capable +of bearing long journeys, for they are constantly forwarded in boxes +made expressly for them, to Turin, which is about a hundred miles from +Genoa, where they arrive fresh and uninjured. An English nobleman +indeed, not long since, having a quick conveyance, dispatched a Genoese +bouquet to his family in England, who received it in its pristine +beauty. Besides being presented by lovers to their affianced brides, +they are the gifts of friend to friend on most festive occasions, such +as weddings, christenings, birthdays, Saint's days, and holidays; and +always upon New Year's day, which is as great an occasion for the +transfer of gifts in Italy, as it is in France. The freshness and beauty +of these bouquets, of which several were sent to me during my residence +in Genoa, are to be thus preserved: at night put your flowers into a +glass or vase, _without water_, since the stalks bound together in the +manner described have lost the power of suction and could not be +benefitted by it; then, lightly sprinkle, or water (with a watering-pot, +the rose of which is finely bored,) the flowery head of the bouquet, and +carefully cover it with a fine, light handkerchief, also moistened. This +attention paid every night will preserve these beautiful nosegays, fresh +and fair for many weeks. + +M.L.B. + + * * * * * + + +THE NAUTILUS. + +WRITTEN FOR MUSIC. + +(_For the Mirror._) + + + Hark! 'tis the song of the sailor shell, + Sweet on the breezes swelling: + Rearing its arms to the breathing gale, + Over the billows sailing. + Calm is the eve, + The wavelets heave + Their crests to the setting sun, + Glitter awhile + In his golden smile, + And their brilliant course is run. + Hasten, my brothers, our boat along, + Off to our sea side dwelling: + Haste; while the Nautilus' evening song + Sweet on the breeze is swelling. + + Up with the sail! for the earliest boat + Lies 'neath the world of waters + Ceased is the wild harmonious note + That melody's soul first taught us.[2] + Over the sea + The wind blows free, + The spray in the air is hurl'd: + Clouds in the wave + Their bosoms lave; + Then quick be our sail unfurl'd, + Haste ye, my brothers, ere night comes on, + Over the world of waters: + Sing to high heaven, the mellow song + The Nautilus' note first taught us. + +W. PEARCE. + + [2] The Nautilus, or Sailor-shell, is said to be the origin of + Music and Navigation. + + * * * * * + + +PARAPHRASE ON BISHOP HEBER'S PICTURE OF HUMAN LIFE. + +(_For the Mirror_.) + + + Life, like a mighty river, bears us on + A rapid tide, we ne'er can rest upon, + Adown the narrow stream, at first, we glide + Thro' fruits and flowers that fringe the grassy side. + The playful murmurings of its windings seem + Soft, as the far-off music of a dream, + Over our heads the trees their blossoms shed, + Flowers on the brink their mingled odours shed. + Beauty around, above us, Hope within; + Eager we grasp each dazzling charm to win. + But hurried on and on, we ne'er can stay + Our little bark to anchor or delay. + For now, how full, how deep, how vast the river + On which we glide, that stays its journey never! + As rolling years bring with them joy and woe, + Dark, and more various, seems our voyage to grow. + Buoyant we ride on waves of hope and joy, + Down, down, we sink, when earthly cares annoy! + Futile and vain, alike each hope or fear + On, on, we glide, there is no resting here. + For far behind is left each joy and woe, + The mighty river ne'er will cease to flow! + And, rough and smooth, it hastens to its home, + Glides by each futile hope and pleasure gone. + Until within our ears the ocean roars, + And the bleak billows break upon the shores; + Beneath our keel the bounding waves arise, + And the land lessens from our aching eyes. + The floods of "Time's wide ocean" round us swell, + Earth take of us thy long and last farewell! + For witness of our _future voyage_ there's none + But _He_, the Infinite, Eternal One! + +_Kirton Lindsey_. ANNIE R. + + * * * * * + + +ON VEILS. + +(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.) + + +In No. 385, of the MIRROR, one of your Correspondents gives an account +of the "_Origin_ of _wearing_ the veil," in which he attributes it to +Penelope, the beautiful wife of Ulysses. Now, for my own part, I feel +inclined to query this statement of C.K.W. first by his own account of +the origin, and second by Scripture. + +Your Correspondent, speaking of the decision which the wife of Ulysses +was to give, says, "the beautiful Penelope finding herself in this +dilemma, _blushed_, and without making the least reply, drew _her_ veil +over her face," &c. By this I think it is clearly understood that veils +were common in Greece when this occurrence took place; or why say "_her_ +veil," which readily implies, that it was customary to wear them, and +also that it was near her at the time; although, perhaps, she _might_ +have been the first to use it upon such an occasion, namely, to hide her +blushes from the observation of her father when she decided upon +accompanying her husband in preference to staying with her parent. 2nd. +In Scripture we find the veil used in Moses' time, and even by Moses +himself,[3] 1491 years before Christ; but the earliest _mention_ of it +which I can find in the Old Testament is in Genesis, xxiv. 65, (before +Christ 1857 years,) where it says "Rebekah took a veil when she saw +Isaac coming towards her, and covered herself;" it being customary even +in those early times to wear them, especially with brides. Now, by +referring to the History of Greece, it appears that Sparta, near which +this scene of Penelope's is said to have taken place, was not _founded_ +or instituted till about A.M. 2650, or before Christ 1354, which alone +makes a difference of 500 years, setting aside the time from the +foundation of Sparta to the period in which Ulysses lived. + + [3] Exodus, xxxiv. 33, 34, and 35. + +I therefore come to the conclusion that your Correspondent is mistaken +with regard to the origin of wearing the veil; for it is allowed by all +that the Bible is the most ancient work extant, therefore to that we +must go for such information as cannot be derived from any other source. +I beg leave to conclude this paper with a few observations, and some +extracts from different writers, on the veils worn in the East, which +may not, perhaps, be uninteresting to your numerous readers. + +By perusing the various accounts given us by travellers in the East, it +appears that great importance is attached to the veil. The strictness +with which the ladies keep their faces covered and hidden from the sight +of men, is common in the East, for they are generally of the most +exquisite beauty; and would take it as the greatest insolence which +could be offered to them, should their veils at any time be drawn aside. + +"Veil answers to the Hebrew word _tzaiph_, translated by a veil, a +scarf, or mantle, with which the eastern women covered their head and +face. The Hebrew has also _haradidim_, or veils to sit at table in. The +veil was a kind of crape, so that they could see through it, or at least +a passage was left for the light to come to their eyes." _Calmet_, vol. +ii. art. Veil. + +Veils are usually worn both in the house and when abroad, and are of +four kinds; one of which is a kind of handkerchief, which the Eastern +ladies wear over the face and the temples. This handkerchief or veil has +a net work at the place of the eyes, like point or thread lace, in order +that it may be seen through. + +Chardin, in his _Voyage en Perse_, tom. ii. p. 50, says, "The Armenian +women, contrary to the Mahometan women, have, even when in the house, +the lower part of the face veiled, even including the nose, if they are +married. This is in order that their nearest relations and their +priests, who have the liberty of visiting them, may see only a part of +their face; but the girls wear this veil only to the mouth, for the +contrary reason, in order that they may be seen enough to judge of their +beauty, and to talk of it.... Girls are not _shut up_ in Persia till +they attain the age of six or seven years; before that age they go out +of the seraglio, sometimes with their father, so that they may then be +seen. I have seen some wonderfully pretty. They show the neck and bosom, +and more beautiful cannot be seen." + +Hanway gives the following account, _Travels in Persia_, vol i. +185:--"The women in Ghilan are fair, their eyes and hair black; but +here, as in other places, they often use a drug with which they blacken +their eyes. In this province their features are small: these, as well as +their stature, partaking much of the delicate. But in general the +Georgians are most esteemed for the charms of their persons. The females +who do not labour in the field, are seldom seen abroad, except in a +morning before the sun rises, and then they are covered with _veils_, +which reach down to their feet. When they travel on horseback, every +lady of distinction is not only veiled, but has generally a servant; who +runs or rides before her to clear the way; and on such occasions the +men, even in the market-places, _always turn their backs till the women +are past_, it being thought the highest ill manners to look at them; but +this awful respect is a proof of the slavery in which they are doomed to +live. The care which they take to conceal their faces, to avoid the +imputation of acting indelicately, and contrary to custom, has made so +strong an impression on them, that I was told of a woman who being +accidentally surprised when bathing, showed her whole person except her +face; to hide which all her solicitude was employed." + +From Volney, vol. ii. p. 481, we have the following:--"In Asia the women +are rigorously secluded from the society of men; constantly shut up in +their houses, they have no communication but with their husband, their +father, their brother, or at most their cousin german. Carefully +_veiled_ in the streets, they dare hardly speak to a man, even on +business. Everybody must be strangers to them; it would be indecent to +fix your eyes on them; and you must let them pass you as if there were +something contagious in their nature. The situation of the women among +the Orientals, occasions a great contrast between their manners and +ours. Such is their delicacy on this head, that they never speak of +them; and it would be esteemed highly indecent to make any inquiries of +the men respecting the women of their family. They are unable to +conceive how our women go with their faces uncovered; when, in their +country, an uplifted veil is the mark of a prostitute, or the signal for +a love adventure." + +Pitt's account coincides with the above. "At Algiers, if there are two, +three, or four families in one house, as many times there happens to be, +yet they may live there many years and never see one another's wife." p. +63. "The women wear veils, so that a man's own wife may pass him in the +street and he not have the least knowledge of her. They will not stop to +speak with men, or even with their own husbands in the street." p. 67. + +Niebuhr says, p. 44. "A man never salutes women in public; he would even +commit an indecency if he looked at them steadily. An Arab lady who met +us in a wide valley of the desert of Mount Sinai, went out of the way, +gave her camel to be led by her servant, and walked on foot till we were +passed; another, who met us in a narrow way, and who was on foot, sat +down, and turned her back towards us." + +We see by the above, the importance attached to this part of female +dress in the East. The females of the Jewish nation, as referred to +above, in the case of Rebekah, wore the veil as a token of modesty, +reverence, or _subjection_ to their husbands. Chardin also says, +(_Voyage en Perse_) speaking of a peculiar sort of veil, "Only married +women wear it; and it is the mark by which it is known _that they are +under subjection_ or power." + +I will not enlarge further upon the subject, but leave it to your +readers to draw their own conclusions. + +JOSEPH TEMPLE E----K. + + * * * * * + + + +THE SKETCH-BOOK. + + + * * * * * + + +A NIGHT IN A SEDAN CHAIR. + +_From the German of Theodore Koerner._ + +(_For the Mirror._) + + +I came from a party where the wine had not been spared, and the guests +had but just separated, in a state of tolerable elevation. It was a +drear and stormy autumn night. On reaching the door of my abode, I first +became aware that I had forgotten the key. As I could not imagine that +any one would be awake at this late hour,--for it now drew near +twelve--and, besides, as I lived on the fourth story, I had humanity +enough not to alarm the whole street, by ringing and shouting, for +admittance. As this was a circumstance of no very infrequent occurrence, +I was not long perplexed for a shelter; but directed my steps, as usual, +towards the sedan stand, at the market place, where of course I still +met with society, though fast locked in the fetters of sleep. In the +hall, lay stretched and snoring, the whole corps of the honourable +company of sedan chairmen; and on a bench near the wall, lay, as usual, +the sleeping guardian of the night. Without troubling myself much about +my companions, I gently opened a sedan--crept into the corner--and slept +much the sooner for "the good wine having done its good office" on me. + +I had slept but a very short time when I heard it strike twelve; the +watchman now arose, and blew a blast upon his horn that thrilled through +my every nerve, and sang:-- + + List--Christians list!--the passing bell + Of twelve, has just now told its knell, + And midnight is, when evil sprites, + Scare the tired sense, with wild affrights. + Now close your eyes in peace, and rest + Till morning rays illume the west: + Praise God the Lord! + +A second time he blew his horn, and the sound re-echoed fearfully +through the old Town House; the storm howled terrifically, and the rain +pattered against the panes of my dwelling. In spite of the injunction of +the watchman, I opened my eyes, and beheld him advancing towards the +other end of the market-place, where he stopped to repeat his song; and +again occasionally from street to street, till his voice died away in +the distance. At this moment I was seized with an indefinable sensation +of dread. I would have run after the watchman, but the rain deterred me. +He, too, might have sung of something else than exactly of that fearful +hour of night-- + + "When tombs do yawn and graves yield up their dead." + +I did not feel at all comfortable. I was, notwithstanding, just about to +nestle myself up again in the corner, and once more close my eyes, when +they lighted on two, tall, meagre forms, whom I immediately recognised +by their garb as chairmen. There was something mysterious in their +movements, as if they were consulting on matters of grave import--of +their discourse I could understand nothing--and their voices sounded to +me, in the chair, something like the noise made by a brush when drawn +over the surface of a sheet of paper. I was considering what might be +the result of all this, when they suddenly seized hold of the chair, and +marched off. I ought now indeed to have called out to them, but partly +from a curiosity to discover the cause of this singular nocturnal +ramble, and partly from a fear of being roughly treated for my +obtrusiveness, I was induced to remain quietly in my corner. My weight +did not seem to attract their notice; but how great was my astonishment +on observing that my bearers were carrying me, in unvarying circles, +round the market place, though at every turn they contracted the space +they traversed--and that the usual heavy-sounding tread of the chairmen +was changed for a noiseless, gliding pace. I looked out to see whether +they had not drawn off their boots, but I was soon convinced by the +evidence of my eyes that their heavy boots were in unison with the rest +of the customary apparel of that class. Their evolutions now became +gradually narrower, and I, in the same proportion, more anxious and +excited. At length they stopped, panting, under the lamp-post which +stands in the middle of the market place, and I was once more greeted by +those low, hoarse sounds, which I have already mentioned, and it was +only by dint of the most attentive listening, that I could distinguish +the following words: + + We are formed of the mist of the grave, + We bear to the feast of the slain, + There we carry the free and the slave, + The host and his numberless train, + Yonder we carry--to and fro, + Nor end our labours e'er shall know. + +At this moment a mist floated before my eyes--I endeavoured to +shout--but although I used the utmost exertion, I could not produce a +sound--I felt as if palsied and enchained--my situation was +desperate--what species of civility could I expect from the spirits, +(for that they were supernatural beings I could no longer doubt) of +those chairmen who during their mortal career are so noted for their +brutality? After a short halt, they recommenced their march at the same +stealthy pace, through how many streets I cannot now tell, for fear +almost deprived me of my senses. We came to the town gate--it +opened--and my conductors bore me directly towards--the churchyard! I +was in a fever of excitement. They no sooner reached this desired spot, +than they stopped, and I heard their accursed voices for the third time. +They opened the door, as if waiting for some one--I endeavoured to +embrace this opportunity to escape, or to call out, but my strength had +totally deserted me; every limb felt paralyzed. And now a whole legion +of similar fiends swarmed around my conductors, and one after another, +sprang in upon me, apparently no more remarking my presence than if I +had formed part of the cushion. The first that fell upon me was a cold, +heavy carcass that might have been buried, at farthest, about three +days. I thought horror and disgust would have destroyed me. Then came a +countless myriad of the skeletons of the defunct, all crowding into the +sedan, as if it had been the ark of Noah. At length, to all appearance, +the whole of the inhabitants of the churchyard were safely seated upon +and beside me, and the tombstones which had pertinaciously adhered to +many a greasy soul, added not a little to the load which lay rattling +and groaning upon me. A monstrous skeleton which lay at my side--with +its eternal grin--made the most horrible inroads into my right side with +its bony elbow, and such a smell--even now I wonder that every sense did +not leave me. The patience of my bearers seemed however now to be +exhausted. They still battled at the door with hundreds of this amiable +fraternity; at length they dashed the door to with a force that made the +windows quiver, and made off with me and my noble troop. And now it was +that the rattling, and groaning, and the elbow manoeuvre were first +fully brought into action, and in their endeavours to seat themselves +more conveniently, my accursed freight jolted from one side to the other +till I thought my knees would have broken down under their burthen. One +would imagine that in such numerous society I should have been warmly +seated, yet no icehouse ever was colder. At every step that our bearers +took, the icy mass of putridity before me, shook together--my flesh +creeps even now at the recollection. The company, growing merry, began +to sing--and with organs similar to those I had already remarked in our +guides; but what airs! what tunes! The corpse before me seemed to be a +leading singer; his soul-moving, heart-rending treble, sounded something +like scraping slate pencil upon glass; the stave was of the following +joyous import:-- + + See, how glows the deadly wine, + Upon the bony lip, + And arranged in spectral line, + Our joyous numbers trip. + See--attentive at her side, + The ghastly lover woos his bride; + Whilst sepulchral music flowing, + Scares the dawning day from growing. + +To the latest hour of my existence, I shall retain a vivid recollection +of this auricular martyrdom. After a ride of about half an hour, during +which, my situation was more horrible than I can depict, our conductors +stopped at another churchyard; the door was now opened, and as each +passed forward to escape, a terrific squabble ensued between the cargo +and my two attendants, probably about the fare. A third time I strained +every nerve to call out, but it was absolutely impossible; at length, +however, their quarrel seemed to have been adjusted; the chairman shut +the door, still grumbling, and I was again, thank God, alone--could once +more breathe freely--and by degrees became warmer. My conductors took +their way through the gate back again, and I became more easy in the +reflection that, in consonance with old habits of good order, they would +probably replace the chair in its original situation; but, to my +astonishment and terror, I now first became aware that the size of my +conductors was rapidly enlarging. Instantly their statures became more +exalted, their forms more aerial, and their strides more gigantic; and I +could see distinctly into the first floor of the houses of the street +through which we were passing. In the square where stands the monument +of our late lamented monarch, their forms became really terrific, and as +the foremost strode past, he swept the statue from its pedestal with his +coat, with as much apparent ease as if it had been a wax doll. In the +next street, I could, without difficulty, look into the third floor of +the houses we were passing, and on reaching the market place, I found +myself elevated to the altitude of the church-clock; my bearers having +become as attenuated as the conductor. Here all consciousness left me, +and what farther became of me, I know not. On recovering myself, I lay +in the chair which stood in its old place. It was already near mid-day; +I therefore crept softly out of my fearful tenement, and luckily escaped +unobserved. My friends to whom I related my adventure, said, that I had +dreamed--that I had been visited by the nightmare--but to me it has +always appeared singular, that for the whole of the next day, my coat +had a smell as earthy as if it had lain in a grave; and that the storm +should this very night have thrown down the statue of the king from its +pedestal. + +J.H.F. + + * * * * * + + + +SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY. + + +_Waterproof Composition._ + +Mr. Henry Hunt, the patentee of the "Waterproof Composition," informs us +that for the above invention we are indebted to the scientific +researches of Baron Charles Wetterstedz, the brother of one of the +ministers of state at the Court of Sweden, by whom it was employed to +prevent the infection of the plague, by means of absorption through the +pores of the soles of boots and shoes; but he accidentally discovered +that it rendered them waterproof, during a thaw in Sweden, when his +boots, being prepared with this composition, resisted the snow-water, +and remained perfectly dry, whilst the boots of other persons were +saturated, and resembled tripe. + +Mr. Scott, an experienced engineer, has experimented upon leather +prepared with Mr. Hunt's Composition, and found it "impervious to +moisture at all degrees of pressure that leather will bear." The best +tannage becomes saturated at from ten to fourteen pounds upon the inch, +whilst that prepared with the Composition, was not penetrated at 180 +lbs. upon the inch. With such testimony, we need not add our +recommendation of "the Waterproof Composition" as likely to prove of +great benefit, especially to our sporting and country friends. + +_Preservation of Canvass._ + +The _Literary Gazette_ informs us, that an inhabitant of Troyes, in +Champagne, has discovered a method of preparing canvass, and every other +description of coarse linen, so as to resist damp, and prevent the +approach of insects and vermin, and that the inventor promises to make +his discovery public. + +_Bacon._ + +An American journal says, that Elder leaves bruised in a mortar, with a +little water, will destroy skippers in bacon, without injuring the meat. + +_Ale._ + +Ale brewers usually put into the bung-hole of each cask, when stowed +away, a handful of half boiled hops impregnated with wort, the object of +which is to exclude the atmospheric air by covering the surface of the +liquid; but some brewers, more rigidly attentive, insert (privately) at +the same time, about one ounce of powdered black rosin, previously mixed +with beer, which swims on the surface, but after a time is partially +absorbed.--_Lib. Useful Know._ + +_Beer Poisons._ + +_Cocculus Indicus_ is largely imported into this country, considering +that few know for what other purpose it is used than to adulterate beer. +We suspect what was at one time generally sold to brewers for Cocculus +Indicus was really _Nux Vomica_ (used to poison rats), and that the +brewers' druggists when making their defence, passed Nux Vomica for +Cocculus Indicus, on the same principle as the forgers of bank notes +plead guilty to the lesser indictment. _Opium_, we believe, is still in +use; for we have known seizures of that article in the custody of ale +brewers, within the last two years.--_Library of Useful Know._ + +_Bees._ + +A Correspondent of the _Magazine of Natural History_, says, "the +superstition respecting bees prevails in some parts, as to informing +them of any great public event that takes place." + +_Swan River Settlement._ + +The soil of Swan River, from its moist state, is better adapted to the +cultivation of tobacco and cotton than any other part of Australia. Both +these articles are intended to be cultivated on a large scale, as also +sugar and flax, with various important articles of drugs that the +climate is peculiarly adapted to the growth of.--_Parliamentary Papers._ + +_The Harvest Bug_ + +Is so minute as to be visible only to the keenest eyes, and then only +when on any very smooth white surface. Ladies and children are the first +to complain of their attacks; and chiefly where any part of the dress +fits closely to the skin. There they seat themselves at the intersection +of the lines, and lay such firm hold with their feet and jaws, that they +cannot be displaced by rubbing, nor by washing, unless a powerful spirit +or acid be used. By a microscope, the bug will be seen to have eight +legs, two feelers, and an abdomen something egg-shaped; colour livid +red; and in size no bigger than the point of a small needle. They +lacerate the epidermis in some way or other, as a small hole is +observable where they have been seated; and cause extreme itching and +considerable inflammation of the part.--_Magazine of Natural History_. + +We should think _Eau de luce_ or ammonia a remedy for their bite. + +_Adulterated Flour._ + +If flour adulterated with potato starch be sprinkled upon black paper, +and examined by a powerful lens, or a microscope, the starch may be +detected by the brilliancy of its grains. + + * * * * * + + + +NOTES OF A READER. + + + * * * * * + + +A BOTTLE OF GOOD WINE. + + +The following (from the _Ramblings of a Desultory Man_, in the _New +Monthly Magazine_) is in the best vein of a _bon vivant_ and will be +easily credited:-- + +"After dinner we ordered a bottle of Sautern, which was marked in the +carte at two francs ten sous. It was in a kind of despair that we did +it, for the red wine was worth nothing. It came--people may talk of +Hocheim, and Burgundy, and Hermitage, and all the wines that ever the +Rhone or the Rhine produced, but never was their wine like that one +bottle of Sautern. It poured out as clear as the stream of hope ere it +has been muddied by disappointment, and it was as soft and generous as +early joy ere youth finds out its fallacy. We drank it slowly, and +lingered over the last glass as if we had a presentiment that we should +never meet with any thing like it again. When it was done, quite done, +we ordered another bottle. But no--it was not the same wine. We sent it +away and had another--in vain;--and another--there was no more of it to +be had. + +"It was like one of those days of pure unsophisticated happiness, that +sometimes break in upon life, and leave nothing to be desired; that come +unexpectedly, last their own brief space, like things apart, and are +remembered for ever." We remember just such a bottle of _Grave_ at +Abbeville. + + * * * * * + + +ST. SAVIOUR, SOUTHWARK.[4] + + + [4] In connexion with the decay of this venerable pile, we + notice with sincere regret the recent and premature death of Mr. + George Gwilt, jun., who assisted his father in the restoration + of the tower and the choir of St. Saviour's, (see MIRROR, vol. + xiii p. 227.) Though little advanced in his 27th year, he had + already proved an honour to his family and his profession of an + architect, by the production of a design for the restoration of + the church, for which a premium of one hundred guineas was + awarded to him about five years since. Of his excellent + disposition and many good qualities as a friend and associate, + we are enabled to speak with equal confidence; and seldom has it + been our lot to meet with so much good sense and correct taste + in an individual as we were wont to enjoy in the society of the + deceased. This is far from a full eulogium on his merits; but as + the above extract, presented an opportunity, we could not omit + this slight tribute to the memory of A LAMENTED FRIEND. + +Among the fine old localities of London is the neighbourhood of the +church of St. Saviour, Southwark; this is one of the noblest and largest +churches in London, and when the new London Bridge is finished, might be +made a noble object from the approach on the Borough side. It is a +positive disgrace if it be suffered to remain in its present dilapidated +state by the parishioners. The massy spaciousness of the structure, and +the solidity of its walls, strike the stranger who first beholds it with +admiration. In this church lies old Gower the poet, and there are +several very curious relics of the olden time scattered about within its +walls. Its date is believed to be anterior to London Bridge. All the +ground along the river near it towards Blackfriars' Bridge is filled +with remains celebrated in the annals of the church, and what is +singular, also of the theatre.--_New Monthly Magazine_. + + * * * * * + + +HUMAN LIFE. + + + Human life is like a river-- + Its brightness lasts not on for ever-- + That dances from its native braes, + As pure as maidhood's early days; + But soon, with dark and sullen motion, + It rolls into its funeral ocean, + And those whose currents are the slightest, + And shortest run, are aye the brightest: + So is our life--its latest wave + Rolls dark and solemn to the grave. + +_Ettrick Shepherd_. + + * * * * * + + +SHUMLA. + + +The following description of Shumla, by an experienced officer, will at +this moment, be particularly interesting:-- + +"What is properly called the town of Shumla, is nearly surrounded by a +rampart of Mount Haemus, or the Balkan, which descends on both sides in +the form of a horse-shoe. The steep slopes of this great fence are +covered with detached rocks and close thorny bushes. The nature of the +ground makes it a most advantageous position for the Turkish soldier, +who when sheltered by these inequalities, rapid steeps and a few +intrenchments, displays all the address of the most skilful marksman. +Like some orators, who cannot express themselves unless when partly +concealed by a table or tribunal, the Turk cannot use his musket unless +he can rest it on a stone or against the trunk of a tree, but then his +aim is infallible. + +"The town is about a league in length, with half that breadth, and may +contain from thirty to thirty-five thousand souls. The fortifications +are of barbarian architecture; a ditch, with a simple rampart, partly of +earth, partly of brick, flanked here and there with little towers, which +serve neither for support nor resistance, and which contain not above +seven or eight fusileers. But it is not the town itself which is to be +considered, but the vast intrenched field in the centre of which it is +placed, and which is capable of containing an immense army, with its +magazines, its utensils and equipage, without the enemy having the power +to throw a single shell into the place, or disturb it by any manoeuvre +whatever. + +"The air is extremely healthy in the elevated positions of the Balkan +and in the narrow valleys which lie between its ridges.... On the other +hand, there cannot be a more unhealthy country than that which extends +from the Balkan to the borders of the Danube and Pruth. This difference +between the climate of the mountains and the plain is the most +formidable defence which nature has given Shumla. While the enemy is +encamped in wet grounds and pestilential marshes, in want of wood, of +provisions, and sometimes of men in health to take care of the sick; the +Turks breathe a keen, dry air, and have an inexhaustible supply of fuel +in the forests which surround them. In summer, Shumla is an agreeable +abode; the town is surrounded by pleasant gardens, by vineyards, and a +stream running from the mountains maintains the verdure of the fields. +In time of peace it may be entered without hindrance, and the Turks +allow the curious to walk about and survey all the posts. In this there +is perhaps a secret pride, joined with the wish to communicate to others +the conviction which they themselves feel, that the place is +inexpugnable." + + * * * * * + + +COURT FLATTERY. + + +Here is a draught of "delicious essence," proffered by the lord of the +Burmese granaries to the British embassy:--"The most glorious monarch, +the lord of the golden palace, the sunrising king, holds dominion over +that part of the world which lies towards the rising sun; the great and +powerful monarch, the King of England, rules over the whole of that +portion of the world which lies towards the setting sun. The same +glorious sun enlightens the one and the other. Thus may peace continue +between the two countries, and for ever impart mutual blessings to both. +Let no cloud intervene, or mist arise, to obscure its genial rays." + + * * * * * + + +A BARGAIN. + + +The Archbishop of Saltzburg paid, in 1745, 995 scudi for his pallium, +and 31,338 for his confirmation; i.e. (roughly speaking) about 7,000_l_. +The pallium consists of two stripes of white wool, cut from two lambs +offered up, in St. Agnes's Church, on St. Agnes's Day, spun into a sort +of cloth by the nuns of St. Agnes, and consecrated by the Pope on the +altar of St. Peter's. + + * * * * * + + +CITY PAGEANTS. + + +In the reign of James I. the sober liverymen of London decked +themselves, on days of state, with chains of gold, pearl, or diamonds. +The wealthy merchant, Sir Paul Pindar, had a diamond valued at thirty +thousand pounds, which he lent to the king on great occasions, but +refused to sell. It was said by the Prince of Anhalt, in 1610, after +seeing "the pleasant triumphs upon the water, and within the city, which +at this time, were extraordinary, in honour of the lord mayor and +citizens," that "there was no state nor city in the world that did elect +their magistrates with such magnificence, except the city of Venice, +unto which the city of London cometh very near." These exhibitions were +more splendid, and, though quaint and whimsical, savoured more of +intellect and invention than the similar "triumphs" of the present +day.--_Quarterly Review_. + + * * * * * + +Brussels is rapidly advancing in the art of printing; one individual +published no less than 250,000 volumes in the year 1827. Books are +published much cheaper than in Paris, which creates no small jealousy +there. Didot projected to bring his press into Brussels, but found that +he had been forestalled by the labours of more than one printer. Neither +the type nor the paper equal the printing of London or Edinburgh, or +perhaps Paris; but they are daily improving, and an immense number of +books are exported.--_New Mon. Mag_. + + * * * * * + +Huber, a German priest, relates a curious instance, in his own +experience, of the mischief done by hasty proceedings. When he first +went to his parish, he found, to his great disgust, only the common +books of devotion, viz.:--P. Cochem, the Great and Little Garden, the +Spiritual Soul-watcher, &c. The very first occasion which offered, he +attacked these books publicly and vehemently from the pulpit. The people +were shocked and offended; they said that their fathers knew how to pray +as well as fresh teachers, and would not look at his new volumes of +prayer. Taught by his ill success to vary his plan, on a subsequent +occasion he took occasion to speak in proper terms of respect of the +piety of the composers of those early books, but added that many +improvements, as they all knew, were constantly making in agriculture, +masonry, &c., and so they must see that this might be the case with +books. He then proceeded in the pulpit to compare the old and one of his +new books of devotion, and before the evening he had numerous +applications for copies.--_Foreign Quarterly Review_. + + * * * * * + + +MOONLIGHT. + + + When sunbeams on the river blaze, + You on its glory scarce can gaze; + But when the moon's delirious beam, + In giddy splendour woos the stream, + Its mellow'd light is so refined, + 'Tis like a gleam of soul and mind; + Its gentle ripple glittering by, + Like twinkle of a maiden's eye; + While all amazed at Heaven's steepness, + You gaze into its liquid deepness, + And see some beauties that excel-- + Visions to dream of, not to tell-- + A downward soul of living hue, + So mild, so modest, and so blue! + +_Ettrick Shepherd_. + + * * * * * + + +PERILS OF TRAVEL. + + +Humboldt and his party, on their memorable ascent of the volcano of +Tunguragna, in the Nevado del Chimborazo, at the elevation of 19,300 +feet, the highest spot ever trod by man, suffered severely. The air was +reduced to half its usual density, and felt intensely cold and piercing. +Respiration was laborious; and blood oozed from their eyes, their lips, +and their gums. Another peculiarity of great elevations, noticed by +travellers, is the astonishing clearness of the atmosphere. Captain Head +was struck with it in the case of a condor shot, which appeared to fall +within thirty or forty yards; but on sending one of his miners to bring +it back, to his astonishment he found that the distance was such, as to +take up above half an hour, going and returning. In Norway, a friend of +the present writer stepped out of a boat to visit a spot, as he +conceived, of a few hundred yards distant, when in fact it proved to be +some miles. In the Pyrenees, the celebrated cascade of Gavarni appears +about a short mile from the auberge, where travellers frequently leave +their mules to rest, while they proceed on foot, little aware that they +are thereby exposing themselves to a long and laborious walk of above an +hour's duration. In the Andes, Humboldt remarks this phenomenon; stating +that in the mountains of Quito he could distinguish the white poncho of +a person on horseback, at the distance of seventeen miles. He also +notices the extreme clear and steady light of the stars, which we can +vouch to be true to a most extraordinary degree even in Europe, having +distinctly seen the planet Venus, in a dazzling sunshine, at half past +eleven, from the summit of the port of Venasque, in the Pyrenees. + +_London Review_. + + * * * * * + + +TITLES. + + +Everybody knows that titles and dignities are not only integral parts of +the person, but its most distinctive attributes. When Earl Grey said he +would stand or fall by his order, it was as if he had said, he would +stand or fall by himself. Take a noble lord, and, if the process be +possible, abstract him mentally from his titles and privileges, and +offer the two lots separately for sale in the market, who would not buy +the latter if they could? who would, in most cases, even bid for the +first? It is the title that is asked everywhere to dinner; it is the +title receives all the bows and prostrations, that gets the nomination +to so many places, that commands the regiments and ships-of-war, and +"robs the Exchequer with unwashed hands." The man who owns it, may be +what he can, an honest man, or a scoundrel, a mushroom or an Howard, a +scholar, or a brute, a wit or a blockhead, _c'est egal_. Proud, haughty, +highdaring, free England, is not this true to the letter?--_New Monthly +Magazine_. + + * * * * * + +At Thetford, not far from his beloved Newmarket, James I. was threatened +with an action of trespass for following his game over a farmer's +corn.--_Quarterly Review_. + + * * * * * + + + +SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS. + + + * * * * * + + +"SIR DAN DANN'LY, THE IRISH HAROE." + +_From "Walks in Ireland," in the Monthly Magazine._ + + +In spite of all that yet remains, it must be admitted with a sigh, that +the glory of Donnybrook has departed in the person of the renowned +Daniel Donnelly, better known among his admiring followers, by the +sounding title of "Sir Dan Dann'ly, the Irish haroe." Of course if you +know any thing of the glorious science of self-defence, a necessary +accomplishment which I hope you have not neglected amidst the general +diffusion of knowledge which distinguishes this happy age, of course if +you have cultivated that noble art which teaches us the superiority of +practical demonstration over theoretical induction, the recollection of +that celebrated champion must fill your mind with reverence for his +exploits, mingled with regret that he was snatched so soon from the path +of glory. + +I was fortunate enough to possess the friendship of that great man, and +I esteem among the happiest days of my life, that on which I was lucky +enough to attract his attention: it was during a _row_ at Donnybrook +Fair. I was defending myself with whatever energy I possess, against +overwhelming odds, when suddenly, as if Mars himself had listened to my +invocation, and descended to the fray, Dan rushed from his tent to show +fair play, and in an instant my cowardly assailants fled, as if +scattered by a whirlwind. From that hour, gratitude on my part, and a +consciousness of protection on his, cemented an intimacy between us. + +During the fair week, Dan Donnelly's tent (he always kept one after he +became a celebrated character) was always crowded to excess by all +classes, high and low; some attracted by admiration of the good things +of this life dispensed by the amiable Lady Dann'ly, others by the +convivial and facetious qualities of her redoubted spouse; in the +evening, especially, you were sure to find him the centre of a circle of +wondering listeners, detailing some of his extraordinary adventures, the +most astonishing of which it was heresy in the eyes of his followers to +doubt for an instant, though my love of truth obliges me to confess, +that one or two I have heard him relate sounded a little apocryphal. But +great and extraordinary characters are not to be judged of by common +rules; for instance, his account of the manner in which he obtained the +honour of knighthood from the hands of our present gracious sovereign, +then Prince Regent, always appeared to me to differ in some material +circumstances from the ordinary routine of court etiquette, and rather +to resemble one of those amusing and instructive narratives denominated +fairy tales. But on this delicate subject perhaps the safest course is +to suffer the reader to judge for himself: so without further +circumlocution, I will submit my lamented friend's account to his +perusal, in the precise words in which I have so often had the pleasure +of hearing it:-- + +"My jewels, I was lyin' in bed one mornin', restin' myself, in regard ov +bein' dhrunk the night afore, wid Scroggins an' Jack Randall, an' some +more ov the boys; an' as I was lyin' on the broad ov my back, thinkin' +ov nothin', a knock came to my door. 'Come in,' says I, 'iv you're fat.' +So the door opened sure enough, an' in come a great big chap, dhressed +in the most elegantest way ever you see, wid a cockade in his hat, an' a +plume ov feathers out ov id, an' goolden epulets upon his shouldhers, +an' tossels an' bobs of goold all over the coat ov him, jist like any +lord ov the land. 'Are you Dan Dann'ly,' says he;--'Throth an' I am,' +says I; 'an' that's my name sure enough, for want ov a better; an' what +do ye want wid me now you've found me.'--'My masther is waitin' to spake +to ye, an' sint me to tell you to come down to his place in a +hurry.'--'An' who the devil _is_ your masther?' says I; 'an' didn't +think ye had one, only yourself, an' you so fine.'--'Oh,' says he, 'my +masther is the Prence Ragin.'--'Blur an' ouns,' says I; 'tell his honour +I'll be wid him in the twinklin' ov a bedpost, the minit I take my face +from behind my beard, an' get on my clane flax; but stop a bit,' says I; +'where does the masther live?'--'Down at Carltown Palace,' says he; 'so +make yourself dacent, an' be off wid yourself afther me.' Wid that away +he wint. + +"Up I gets, an' away I goes, the instant minit I put on my duds, down to +Carltown Palace. An' it's it that's the place; twicet as big as the +castle, or Kilmainham gaol, an' groves ov threes round about it, like +the Phaynix Park. Up I goes to the gate, an' I gives a little asy rap to +show I wasn't proud; who should let me in but the 'dentical chap that +come to ax me up. 'Well, Dan,' says he, 'you didn't let the grass grow +undher your feet; the masther's waitin', so away in wid ye as fast as ye +can.'--'An' which way will I go?' says I.--'Crass the yard,' says he, +'an' folley your nose up through the house, ever 'till you come to the +dhrawin'-room door, an' then jist rap wid your knuckle, an' ye'll get +lave to come in.' So away I wint acrass the yard, an' it's there the fun +was goin' on, soldiers marchin', and fiddlers playin', and monkeys +dancin', an' every kind ov diversion, the same as ourselves here at +Donnybrook Fair, only it lasts all the year round, from mornin' till +night, I'm tould. + +"When I come to the house, in I wint, bowin' an' doin' my manners in the +most genteelest way to all the grand lords an' ladies that was there, +folleyin' their own divarsion, the same as thim that was in the yard, +every way they liked--dhrinkin', an' singin', an' playin' ov music, and +dancin' like mad! I wint on, on, on, out ov one room an' into another, +till my head was fairly addled, an' I thought I'd never come to the ind. +And sich grandeur!--why, the playhouse was nothin' to id. At last I come +to a beautiful big stairs, an' up I wint; an' sure enough there was the +drawin'-room door, reachin' up to the ceilin' almost, an' as big as the +gate ov a coach-house, an' wrote on a board over the door, 'No +admittance for strangers, only on business.'--'Sure,' says I, 'I'm come +on the best ov business, whin the Prence is afther sendin' his man to +tell me to come on a visit.'--An' wid that I gave a knock wid my knuckle +the way I was bid. 'Come in,' says a voice; and so I opened the door. + +"Oh! then, ov all the sights ever I see, an' it's that was the finest! +There was the Prence Ragin' himself, mounted up upon his elegant throne, +an' his crown, that was half a hundred weight ov goold, I suppose, on +his head, an' his sceptre in his hand, an' his lion sittin' on one side +ov him, an' his unicorn on the other.--'Morrow, Dan,' says he, 'you're +welcome here.'--'Good morning, my Lord,' says I, 'plase your +Reverence.'--'An' what do you think ov my place,' says he, 'Dan, now +you're in it?'--'By Dad! your worship,' says I, 'it bates all the places +ever I see, an' there's not the like ov id for fun in the wide world, +barrin' Donnybrook Fair.'--'I never was at the fair,' says he, 'bud I'm +tould there's plenty ov sport there for them that has money, an' is able +to take their own part in a row.'--'Throth, Majesty,' says I, 'your +honour may say that; an' iv your holiness 'ill come an' see us there, +it's myself that 'ill give you a dhrop ov what's good, an' show ye all +the divarsion ov the place--ay, an' leather the best man in the fair, +that dare say, Black is the white ov your eye!'--'More power to ye, +Dan!' says he, laughin'; 'an' what id you like to dhrink now?'--'Oh, by +Gor!' says I, 'I'm afeard to take any thing, for I was dhrunk last +night, an' I'm not quite study yet.'--'By the piper that played afore +Moses,' says he, 'ye'll not go out ov my house till ye dhrink my +health;' so wid that he mounted down off his throne, an' wint to a +little black cupboard he had snug in the corner, an' tuck out his gardy +vine an' a couple of glasses. 'Hot or cowld, Dan?' says he.--'Cowld, +plase your reverence,' says I. So he filled a glass for me, an' a glass +for himself.--'Here's towards ye, Dan,' says he.--'The same to you, +Majesty!' says I;--an' what do ye think it was? May I never tell a lie +iv id wasn't as good whiskey as ever you see in your born days. 'Well,' +says I, 'that's as fine sperits as ever I dhrunk, for sperits like id; +might I make bould to ax who does your worship dale wid?'--'Kinahan, in +Dublin,' says he.--'An' a good warrant he is,' says I: so we wint on, +dhrinkin' and chattin', till at last, 'Dan,' says he, 'I'd like to spar +a round wid ye.' 'Oh,' says I, 'Majesty, I'd be afeard ov hurtin' ye, +without the gloves.'--'Arrah, do you think it's a brat ov a boy ye're +spakin' to?' says he; 'do ye're worst, Dan, and divil may care!' An' so +wid that we stud up. + +"Do you know he has a mighty purty method ov his own, bud thin, though +id might do wid Oliver, it was all nonsense wid me, so afore you could +say Jack Lattin, I caught him wid my left hand undher the ear, an' +tumbled him up on his throne. 'There now,' says I, 'Majesty, I tould ye +how id would be, but you'd never stop until you got yourself +hurt.'--'Give us your fist, Dan,' says he, 'I'm not a bit the worse of +the fall; you're a good man, an' I'm not able for you.'--'That's no +disgrace,' says I, 'for it's few that is; but iv I had you in thrainin' +for six months, I'd make another man ov ye;' an' wid that we fell a +dhrinkin' again, ever till we didn't lave a dhrop in the bottle; an' +then I thought it was time to go, so up I got.--'Dan,' says he, 'before +you lave me I'll make you a knight, to show I have no spite again ye for +the fall.'--'Oh,' says I, 'for the matter ov that, I'm sure ye're too +honourable a gintleman to hould spite for what was done in fair play, +an' you know your reverence wouldn't be easy until you had a thrial ov +me.'--'Say no more about id, Dan,' says he, laughin', 'bud kneel down +upon your bended knees.' So down I kneeled.--'Now,' says he, 'ye wint +down on your marrow bones plain Dan, but I give ye lave to get up Sir +Dan Dann'ly, Esquire.'--'Thank your honour,' says I, 'an' God mark you +to grace wherever you go.' So wid that we shook hands, an' away I wint. +Talk of your kings and prences, the Prence Ragin' is the finest Prence +ever I dhrunk wid." + + * * * * * + + +I'D BE A PARODY. + +BY THOMAS HAYNES BAYLEY. + + + I'd be a Parody, made by a ninny + On some little song with a popular tune, + Not worth a halfpenny, sold for a guinea, + And sung in the Strand by the light of the moon. + I'd never sigh for the sense of a Pliny, + (Who cares for sense at St. James's in June?) + I'd be a Parody, made by a ninny, + And sung in the Strand by the light of the moon. + + Oh! could I pick tip a thought or a stanza, + I'd take a flight on another bard's wings, + Turning his rhymes into extravaganza, + Laugh at his harp--and then pilfer its strings! + When a poll-parrot can croak the cadenza + A nightingale loves, he supposes he sings! + Oh, never mind, I will pick up a stanza, + Laugh at his harp--and then pilfer its strings! + + What though you tell me each metrical puppy + Might make of such parodies _two pair a day_; + Mocking birds think they obtain for each copy + Paradise plumes for the parodied lay:-- + Ladder of fame! if man _can't_ reach thy top, he + Is right to sing just as high up as he may; + I'd be a Parody, made by a puppy, + Who makes of such parodies two pair a day! + +_Sharpe's Magazine_. + + * * * * * + + + +THE ANECDOTE GALLERY. + + + * * * * * + + +VISIT TO FERNEY IN 1829. + +_Sharpe's London Magazine_, (No, 3.), + + +Contains a pleasant article under the above title, describing the +present state of Ferney, the residence of Voltaire, an engraving of +which appeared in our No. 384. We would willingly have made the journey, +and written our description in the Poet's _salon_, could we have "stayed +time;" but as the old dials quaintly tell us, time "tarryeth for no +man," and we were then compelled to adopt the most recent description. + +Such of this last "Visit to Ferney" as relates to the Chateau will +therefore be interesting, as a supplement to our previous +illustration:-- + +"The road leading from Geneva to this celebrated spot is delightful, +bordered on each side with superb villas, and presenting picturesque +points of view only to be found in the environs of that enchanting city. +A handsome avenue conducts the traveller to the chateau, the +architecture of which is nothing very remarkable. After mounting three +steps, and crossing a narrow vestibule, we entered the _salon_, which in +its day received most of the wits and celebrated personages of Europe: +for as a contemporary of Voltaire observed, 'to have been admitted at +Ferney, is to have taken out a patent for genius.' The appearance of +this salon is far from brilliant: a few indifferent pictures, some old +red tapestry, and antiquated furniture compose the whole of its +ornaments. To the left we entered the chamber of Voltaire. + +"On one side of the apartment an humble mausoleum has been reared, the +sanctity of which was not however respected by the sabres of the +Austrians. The inscription on the top (a happy inspiration of the +husband of Mademoiselle Varicourt), contains these simple words: 'Mon +coeur est ici; et mon esprit est partout.' The most elaborate panegyric +could not have conveyed a finer eulogium. + +"On entering, the spectator is struck with the view of a bed of simple +materials, and which was pillaged by the Austrians. Hung round the room +are the portraits of Frederick, of Catharine, of Lekain--one of Voltaire +himself, taken at the age of forty, and full of expression, with a +number of _silhouettes_ of the celebrated men of the day. + +"The window of this apartment looks upon the gardens, and upon a little +wood, which has undergone many changes since the death of Voltaire. Time +however has hitherto respected a long and thick row of elm trees, +whither he was wont to repair at sunrise, and where he usually meditated +and recited aloud the scenes of his tragedies when finished, to any one +whom he could find. His jealousy of criticism on such occasions is +matter of record. + +"The gardener at present belonging to the chateau was there during the +latter period of Voltaire's life, and related to us with much _naivete_ +several anecdotes, not generally known, of his master. + +"Where the thickly-spreading branches of the elm trees present the +slightest opening, the spectator enjoys one of the most beautiful views +that can be imagined. In the distance, that giant of the hills--Mont +Blanc, crowned with its eternal snows, rises majestically. At the base +of the mountain the eye is gratified with the sight of variegated +plains, smiling with verdure, and cultivated with the most industrious +care. The Rhone with its silver stream floats through the beautiful +country that surrounds Geneva, which may be said to describe an +amphitheatre just above the lake. + +"A spacious park, not far from the chateau, usually formed the +termination of Voltaire's rambles: in its cool shades he delighted to +indulge his poetic meditations. To this place he was in the habit of +driving daily in a little open caleche, drawn by a favourite black mare. +The space which separates the park from the chateau, and which forms a +gentle acclivity, is planted with vines." + + * * * * * + + + +THE GATHERER. + + + "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles." + SHAKSPEARE. + + * * * * * + + +A WELSH RABBIT. + + +Colonel A---- baiting for the first time in his life at a Welsh inn, +thought he would order for his dinner, a dish which _must_ be perfection +in its own country: viz. a _Welsh rabbit_. The dinner hour arrived, and +the colonel lifting up the cover of the dish next him, exclaimed in +angry astonishment to the waiter, upon beholding a large, dry-looking, +fleshy animal before him. "What the d----l d'ye call _this_, a Welsh +rabbit?" "Why, noo, noo, Sir!" replied the man, perfectly cool, and +unconscious of the error, "Noo, it certainly an't exactly a _Welsh_ +rabbit, but 'tis a _Monmouthshire_ one!" + +J.R. + + * * * * * + + +ODD MEAL. + + +The celebrated David Hartley entertained, at his apartments in Merton +College, of which he was fellow, a party of his friends; they all dined +well, _comme de raison_; and there was every likelihood that the evening +would conclude with the utmost festivity, when a letter was brought to +the naturalist; after due apology, he opened and read it; then starting +up, he rushed out of the room. He soon returned, with horror on his face +and a basketful of feathers in his hand; "Gentlemen, what do you think +we have been eating?" Some of the guests began to fear they had been +poisoned; even the boldest felt qualms. "Oh! that the letter had but +arrived before the bird!" Then holding up some of the feathers, and +letting them fall into the basket to display them to the company, he +relieved their apprehensions, while he revealed the cause of his own +grief, "we have eaten a nondescript." Though no blame could attach to +him, there was something in all appearance so disreputable in the +untoward accident by which, under his auspices, a scientific object had +been treated in so vulgar a manner, that Hartley did not quickly recover +from the mortification. + + * * * * * + + +THE COMEDY OF LIFE. + + +The world is the stage; men are the actors; the events of life form the +piece; fortune distributes the parts; religion governs the performance; +philosophers are the spectators; the opulent occupy the boxes; the +powerful the amphitheatre; and the pit is for the unfortunate; the +disappointed snuff the candles; folly composes the music; and time draws +the curtain. + + * * * * * + + +DUKE OF GRAFTON. + + +The late duke, when hunting, was thrown into a ditch, at the same time a +young curate called out, "_Lie still, my lord_," leaped over him, and +continued the chase. Such apparent want of feeling, might be presumed, +was properly resented. But on being helped out by his attendants, his +grace said, "_that man shall have the first good living that falls to my +disposal, had he stopped to have taken care of me I would never have +given him any thing:_" his grace being delighted with an ardour similar +to his own, or with a spirit that would not stoop to flatter. + +C.C. + + * * * * * + +Be ignorance thy choice when knowledge leads to woe. + + * * * * * + +_LIMBIRD'S EDITIONS._ + +CHEAP and POPULAR WORKS published at the MIRROR OFFICE in the Strand, +near Somerset House. + +The ARABIAN NIGHTS' ENTERTAINMENTS, Embellished with nearly 150 +Engravings. In 6 Parts, 1s. each. + +The TALES of the GENII. Price 2s. + +The MICROCOSM. By the Right Hon. G. 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