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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 13, NO. 377.] SATURDAY, JUNE 27, 1829. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+Loch Goil Head
+
+
+[Illustration: Loch Goil Head]
+
+
+AND RESIDENCE OF CAMPBELL, THE POET.
+
+
+The Engraving represents Loch Goil Head, a small village in Argyleshire,
+as it name imports, at the end of Loch Goil. It is an exquisite vignette,
+of Alpine sublimity, and is rendered extremely interesting as the
+residence of Thomas Campbell, Esq. author of the "Pleasures of Hope," &c.
+and one of the most celebrated of British poets. His _château_, or
+retreat, is represented on the left of the Engraving, and its romantic
+position has probably inspired many of the soul-stirring compositions of
+the illustrious resident.
+
+In this parish are the remains of Carrick Castle, which is said to have
+been built by the Danes. It stands on a rock, and was formerly surrounded
+by a ditch filled by the sea. The whole county in which Loch Goil is
+situate, is indeed a region of romantic beauty and mountain wild; of the
+last, Ben Cruchan is a sublime specimen, rising 3,300 feet above the
+level of the sea. At Inverary, the splendid castle of the Duke of Argyle
+rears in all the pride of art amidst the more lasting sublimities of
+nature; and in the same vicinity is Loch Lomond, whose limpid streams
+bathe the foot of Ben Lomond, where the tourist is fascinated with one of
+the most glorious scenes in nature. The valley of Glencoe, too, is not
+far distant, with all its opposite associations of massacre and maurauder,
+by its severe and desert aspect, recalling to the traveller's mind the
+most elevated defiles of the Alps, and whose massive heaps of rocks
+covered with shaggy turf are the only charms to gladden the eye. At
+Ardinglass, a few miles from Loch Goil, begins the country of _the
+Campbells_, storied and consecrated with some of the most brilliant
+epochs of Scottish lore.
+
+The steam-boat on the lake is an attractive object in such a district as
+Loch Goil--by associating one of the boasted triumphs of art with the
+stupendous grandeur of the sublime.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HILLAH ON THE EUPHRATES.
+
+
+The town of Hillah lies in latitude 32 deg. 31 min. 18 sec.; in longitude
+12 min. 36 sec. west of Bagdad, and according to Turkish authorities, was
+built in the fifth century of the Hegira, in the district of the
+Euphrates, which the Arabs call El-Ared-Babel. Lying on a part of the
+site of Babylon, nothing was more likely than that it should be built out
+of a few of the fragments of that great city. The town is pleasantly
+situated amidst gardens and groves of date trees; and spreads itself on
+both sides of the river, where it is connected by a miserable wooden
+bridge, the timbers of which are so rotten, that they tremble under the
+foot of the passenger. The portion of the town, or as it is usually
+called, the suburb, on the eastern bank, consists of one principal street
+or bazaar, reaching from the small defenceless gate by which it is
+entered from Bagdad, down to the edge of the water; this is deemed the
+least considerable part of Hillah. On the other side, the inhabitants,
+Jews, Turks, and Arabs, are much thicker, and the streets and bazaars
+more numerous.
+
+From the great central bazaar, well filled with merchandize, branch off
+in various directions minor ranges, amongst which are found the fish and
+flesh markets. In the former are several varieties, and some of enormous
+size, resembling the barbel. The fish in question is from 4 to 5 feet
+long, and is covered with very large, thick scales. The head is about
+one-third part of the length of the fish. They are said to eat coarse and
+dry, but are, nevertheless, a favourite food with the inhabitants; and
+are caught in great quantities near the town, and to a considerable
+distance above it. The flesh market is sparingly served with meat, for
+when Sir Robert Ker Porter visited the town, he states that the whole
+contents of the market appeared to be no more than the dismembered
+carcasses of two sheep, two goats, and the red, rough filaments of a
+buffalo. This display was but scant provision for a population of 7,000.
+The streets are narrow like those of Bagdad; a necessary evil in Eastern
+climates, to exclude the power of the sun; but they are even more noisome
+and filthy. In like manner also, they are crowded, but not with so many
+persons in gay attire. Here are to be seen groups of dark, grim-looking,
+half-naked Arabs, sitting idly on the sides of the streets, and so
+numerously, as scarcely to leave room for a single horse to pass; and
+even a cavalcade in line will not alarm them, so indifferent are they,
+even when travellers are compelled, at some abrupt turn, almost to ride
+over them. A few sombre garbed Israelites, and occasionally the Turks,
+attendant on official duties of the Pashalic in this part of the
+government, also mingle in the passing or seated crowd; when the solemn,
+saturnine air of the latter, with their flowing, gaudy apparel, forms a
+striking contrast to the daring, dirty, independent air of the almost
+ungarmented, swarthy Arab.
+
+A few paces above the bridge, stands the palace of the governor, and the
+citadel, which was built by order of Ali Pasha. This imposing fortress,
+externally, is a handsome, smooth-faced, demi-fortified specimen of
+modern Turkish architecture, erected with ancient materials. Within is a
+spacious court, partly shaded with date trees. The whole of the town
+towards the desert is defended by a pretty deep ditch, overlooked by a
+proportionate number of brick-built towers (all the spoil of Babylon)
+flanking the intermediate compartments of wall. In this rampart are three
+gates.
+
+As far as the eye can reach, both up and down the river, the banks are
+thickly shaded with groves of dates, displacing, it should seem, the
+other species of trees, from which Isaiah names this scene "the Brook or
+Valley of Willows," although the humble races of that graceful tribe, in
+the osier, &c. are yet the prolific offspring of its shores.
+
+G.L.S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CURIOUS EXTRACTS FROM CURIOUS AUTHORS, FOR CURIOUS READERS.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Hollingshed, who was contemporary with Queen Elizabeth, informs us,
+"there were very few chimneys (in England in his time) even in the capital
+towns; the fire was laid to the wall, and the smoke issued out at the
+roof, or door, or window. The houses were wattled, and plastered over
+with clay, and all the furniture and utensils were of wood. The people
+slept on straw pallets, with a log of wood for a pillow."
+
+Cambrensis, Bishop of St. David's, says, "It was the common vice of the
+English, from their first settlement in Britain, to expose their children
+and relations to sale;" and it also appears, "that the wife of Earl
+Godwin, who was sister to Canute, the Danish King of England, made great
+gain by the trade she made of buying up English youths and maids to sell
+to Denmark."
+
+Lord Bacon in his Apophthegms, says, "Ethelwold, Bishop of Winchester,
+in a famine, sold all the rich vessels and ornaments of the church, to
+relieve the poor with bread; and said, 'There was no reason that the dead
+temples of God should be sumptuously furnished, and the living temples
+suffer penury.'" Ingulphus tells us, "For want of parchment to draw the
+deeds upon, great estates were frequently conveyed from one family to
+another, only by the ceremony of a turf and a stone, delivered before
+witnesses, and without any written agreement." Andrews, in his History of
+Great Britain, says, "In France, A.D. 1147, the great vassals emulated
+and even surpassed the sovereign in pomp and cost of living." As an
+instance of the wild liberality of the age, we are informed, that Henry
+the "munificent" Count of Champagne, being applied to by a poor gentleman
+for a portion to enable him to marry his two daughters: his steward
+remonstrated to him, "that he had given away every thing," "thou _liest_,"
+said Henry, "I have _thee_ left;" so he delivered over the steward to the
+petitioner, who put him into confinement until he gave him 500 livres, a
+handsome sum in those days.
+
+Bede tells us, "Archbishop Theodore, when (in the seventh century) he
+gave lectures on medicine at Canterbury, remonstrated against bleeding on
+the 4th day of the moon, since at that period (he said) the light of the
+planet and the tides of the ocean were on the increase." Yet Theodore was,
+for his era, deeply learned.
+
+William of Malmsbury says, "Very highly finished works in gold and silver,
+were the produce even of our darkest ages. The monks were the best
+artists. A jewel, now in the museum at Oxford, undoubtedly made by
+command of, and worn by Alfred the Great, is an existing witness of the
+height to which the art was carried. Curious reliquaries, finely wrought
+and set with precious stones, were usually styled throughout Europe,
+Opera Anglica."
+
+Howel tells us, "In the education of their children, the Anglo-Saxons
+only sought to render them dauntless and apt for the two most important
+occupations of their future lives--war and the chase. It was a usual
+trial of a child's courage, to place him on the sloping roof of a
+building, and if, without screaming or terror, he held fast, he was
+styled a _stout-herce_, or brave boy."
+
+Fitz-Stephen says, "Thomas à Becket lived in such splendour, that besides
+having silver bits to his horses, he had such numerous guests at his
+banquets, that he was obliged to have rooms covered with clean hay or
+straw, in winter, and green boughs or rushes in summer, every day, lest
+his guests, not finding seats at his tables, should soil their gay
+clothes by sitting on the floor." He would pay five pounds (equal nearly
+to fifty pounds of our money) for a single dish of eels. Once riding
+through London with Henry, the King seeing a wretched, shivering beggar,
+"It would be a good deed (said he) to give that poor wretch a coat."
+"True, (said Becket.) and you, sir, may let him have yours." "He shall
+have _yours_" said Henry, and after a heavy scuffle, in which they had
+nearly dismounted each other, Becket proved the weakest, and his coat was
+allotted to the astonished mendicant.
+
+"When William the Conqueror was crowned at Westminster, the people (says
+Andrews) within the Abbey shouted, on the crown being placed on his head,
+the Normans without, thought the noise a signal of revolt, and began to
+set fire to houses, and massacre the populace, nor were they satisfied
+that all was well until considerable mischief had been done."
+
+"Dr. Henry, (says Sulivan) who has made a very full collection of the
+facts mentioned by ancient authors, concerning the provincial government
+of Britain, supposes its annual revenue amounted to no less than two
+millions sterling; a sum nearly as great as that which was derived from
+Egypt, in the time of the father of Cleopatra. But this calculation is
+built upon the authority of Lipsius. Nor are there perhaps any accounts
+transmitted by historians, from which the point can be accurately
+determined. The Britons excelled in agriculture. They exported great
+quantities of corn, for supplying the armies in other parts of the empire.
+They had linen and woollen manufactures; as their mines of lead and tin
+were inexhaustible. And further we know, that Britain, in consequence of
+her supposed resources, was sometimes reduced to such distress, by the
+demands of government, as to be obliged to borrow money at an exorbitant
+interest. In this trade, the best citizens of Rome were not ashamed to
+engage; and, though prohibited by law, Seneca, whose philosophy, it seems,
+was not incompatible with the love of money, lent the Britons at one time
+above three hundred and twenty thousand pounds."
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HINTS ON DRINKING.
+
+_Abridged from Mr. Richards's Treatise on Nervous Disorders._
+
+
+Without any intention of advocating the doctrine, or of commending the
+reputed practice of the Pythagoreans, ancient or modern, I must be
+allowed to reprobate the abuse of fermented liquors. Although wine was
+invented, and its use allowed "to make glad the heart of man," and
+although a moderate and prudent indulgence in it can never excite
+reprobation, or cause mischief, still the sin of drunkenness is an
+extensive and a filthy evil. Not only does it demoralize, debase, and
+finally destroy its unhappy victim, but it renders him incapable of
+performing the ordinary duties of his station; constituting him an object
+of disgust to others, and of pitiable misery to himself. It is well to
+talk of the Bacchanalian orgies of talented men, and to call them
+hilarity and glee. The flashes of wit "that were wont to set the table in
+a roar;" the brilliancy of genius, that casts a charm even over folly and
+vice; the rank and fame of the individual, no doubt, increased the
+fascination of his failings; but however bright and wonderful may be the
+coruscations of his talent, while under the influence of wine, his frame
+is debilitated, tottering, and imbecile, when the stimulus of the
+potation has subsided.
+
+But I do not proscribe indiscriminately all stimulus. Those whose
+occupations are laborious, and who are much exposed to our variable
+climate, require an absolute stimulus, over and above what they eat.
+Dr. Franklin advocated a contrary doctrine, and inculcated the fact, that
+a twopenny loaf was much better for a man than a quart of beer; and he
+adduces the horse and other beasts of burthen as examples of the
+inefficacy of the use of fermented liquors. But all this is founded upon
+decidedly erroneous premises. To enable a hard-working horse to go
+through his toil with spirit, he must have corn, or some other article
+subject to fermentation. Now, the horse, as well as many other animals,
+have stomachs very capacious, and probably adapted to the production of
+this fermentation. So that corn is, in fact, a powerful fermented
+stimulus to the beast.
+
+Let us then assume, that stimulus in a certain degree is necessary to
+sustain the strength and invigorate the frame of the toiling man; and the
+best proof of its good effect is the comfort and energy which it imparts
+to its consumer; but if this necessary stimulus be exceeded, then it is
+abused, and every mouthful in addition becomes ultimately poisonous. The
+first effect which is produced is upon the internal coat of the stomach,
+as we may learn from the warmth which we feel. The repetition increases
+the circulation of the blood, which seems, as it were, to dance through
+the veins; the pulse becomes quick and full, the eyes sparkle, and the
+imagination is quickened; in short, the whole frame is excited, as is
+evinced by every word, look, and action. If the affair end here, well and
+good; but we will suppose that the potation goes on, and very speedily a
+new effect is produced. The brain, oppressed by the load of blood thrown
+up into it, and irritated through its quick sympathy with the stomach;
+oppressed, also, by the powerful pulsation of the larger arteries about
+the head, becomes, in a degree, paralyzed. The tongue moves with
+difficulty, and loses the power of distinct articulation; the limbs
+become enfeebled and unsteady; the mind is deranged, being either worked
+up into fury, or reduced to ridiculous puerility, and if the stimulus be
+pushed farther than this, absolute insensibility ensues. Such is a brief
+view of the physical progress of a debauch; and it is needless to point
+out the effect of all this mischief upon the frame which is subjected to
+it.[1]
+
+Although we have thus seen that fermented liquors, if taken to excess,
+become pernicious in their effect, we must not condemn their _use_,
+because their _abuse_ is bad. Why should we act and feel as if this
+bountiful world, brilliant in beauty and overflowing with blessings, was
+a collection of steel traps and spring guns, set to catch the body and
+shoot the soul? Is it not much better and wiser to avail ourselves of the
+many blessings which Providence has placed before us, than to set
+ourselves to work to detect poison in our drink, and God knows what in
+our meat? It savours of learning, doubtless, to do all this; but _cui
+bono_? where is the _real_ utility which it produces? Our grandfathers
+and their progenitors were well convinced that a good cup of
+"sherris-sack" comforted the heart, and aided digestion; and why the same
+opinion should not govern us, I must leave to the dieteticians to decide.
+
+The moderate use of wine and of malt liquors is exceedingly grateful to
+our feelings, and abundantly beneficial to our constitution; but ardent
+spirits are found to be so pernicious to most constitutions, and
+especially to those: of the inhabitants of crowded towns and cities, that,
+excepting under peculiar circumstances, it is better to discard them
+altogether. A glass or two of good wine can never do any harm; neither
+can a cup of good, genuine, "humming ale." The chemists tell us that the
+London ale is a horrid and narcotic compound; and so, in truth, by far
+the largest portion of it is. But there are two or three honest men in
+the metropolis, who sell genuine Kennet, Nottingham, and Scotch ales,
+from whom it is very easy to procure it quite pure. If, however, malt
+liquor does not agree with the stomach, or what is the same thing, is
+_supposed_ not to agree, it is a very easy matter to substitute wine for
+it.
+
+A word or two, here, with regard to _genuine_ ale. Half of what is sold
+under the name of Scotch, Kennet, &c. is manufactured at Bromley, or
+elsewhere, according to prescriptions adapted to the peculiarities of
+each kind. This, perhaps, is nothing very enormous; but the publicans
+"_doctor_" their beer, after it has left the brewhouse, in a manner that
+calls loudly for reprehension. Salt of tartar, carbonate of soda, oil of
+vitriol, and green copperas (sulphate of iron) are some of the articles
+in common use; and knowing this to be the case, it is really a matter of
+importance to know where good, pure beer is to be obtained. The best
+Kennet ale is to be had at Sherwood's, in Vine Street, Piccadilly, or at
+Chapman's, in Wardour Street; both these dealers have it direct from
+Butler's, at Kennet, and a very superior article it is. Nottingham ale
+may be procured in casks at Sansom's, in Dean Street, Red Lion Square;
+and the best Scotch ale in London, whether in draught or bottle, is at
+Normington's, in Warren Street, Fitzroy Square.
+
+
+[1] The reader, who is interested in this subject, will find in Mr.
+ Richards's treatise a candid description of the ill effects of
+ drunkenness, explained with a view to admonish, rather than to
+ censure the sufferer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF NEW WORKS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+VIDOCQ
+
+
+[In our vol. xii. we gave a few extracts from vol. i. of the _Memoirs of
+Vidocq_, the principal agent of the French Police, until 1827; which
+extracts we have reason to know were received with high _gout_ by most of
+our readers. The second and third volumes of these extraordinary
+adventures have just appeared, and contain higher-coloured depravities
+than their predecessors. Some of them, indeed, might have been spared;
+but as a graphic illustration of the petty thievery of Paris, the
+following extract bears great merit:--]
+
+I do not think that amongst the readers of these Memoirs one will be
+found who, even by chance, has set foot at Guillotin's.
+
+"Eh! what?" some one will exclaim, "Guillotin!"
+
+ Ce savant médecin
+ Que l'amour du prochain
+ Fit mourir de chagrin.
+
+
+"You are mistaken; we all know the celebrated doctor, who ----;" but the
+Guillotin of whom I am speaking is an unsophisticated adulterer of wines,
+whose establishment, well known to the most degraded classes of robbers,
+is situate opposite to the Cloaque Desnoyers, which the raff of the
+Barriere call the drawing-room of la Courtille. A workman may be honest
+to a certain extent, and venture in, _en passant_, to papa Desnoyers's.
+If he be _awake_, and keep his eye on the company, although a row should
+commence, he may, by the aid of the gendarmes, escape with only a few
+blows, and pay no one's scot but his own. At Guillotin's he will not come
+off so well, particularly if his _toggery_ be over spruce, and his
+_pouch_ has _chink_ in it.
+
+Picture to yourself, reader, a square room of considerable magnitude, the
+walls of which, once white, have been blackened by every species of
+exhalation. Such is, in all its simple modesty, the aspect of a temple
+consecrated to the worship of Bacchus and Terpsichore. At first, by a
+very natural optical illusion, we are struck by the confined space before
+us, but the eye, after a time, piercing through the thick atmosphere of a
+thousand vapours which are most inodorous, the extent becomes visible by
+details which escape in the first chaotic glimpse. It is the moment of
+creation, all is bright, the fog disappears, becomes peopled, is animated,
+forms appear, they move, they are agitated, they are no illusory shadows;
+but, on the contrary, essentially material, which cross and recross at
+every moment. What beatitudes! what joyous life! Never, even for the
+Epicureans, were so many felicities assembled together. Those who like to
+wallow in filth, can find it here to their heart's content; many seated
+at tables, on which, without ever being wiped away, are renewed a hundred
+times a day the most disgusting libations, close in a square space
+reserved for what they call the dancers. At the further end of this
+infected cave there is, supported by four worm-eaten pillars, a sort of
+alcove, constructed from broken-up ship timber, which is graced by the
+appearance of two or three rags of old tapestry. It is on this chicken
+coop that the music is perched: two clarinets, a hurdy-gurdy, a cracked
+trumpet, and a grumbling bassoon--five instruments whose harmonious
+movements are regulated by the crutch of Monsieur Double-Croche, a lame
+dwarf, who is called the leader of the orchestra. Here all is in
+harmony--the faces, costumes, the food that is prepared; a general
+appearance is scouted. There is no closet in which walking-sticks,
+umbrellas, and cloaks are deposited; the women have their hair all in
+confusion like a poodle dog, and the kerchief perched on the top of the
+head, or in a knot tied in front with the corners in a rosette, or if you
+prefer it, a cockade, which threatens the eye in the same manner as those
+of the country mules. As for the men, it is a waistcoat with a cap and
+falling collar, if they have a shirt, which is the regulated costume;
+breeches are not insisted on; the supreme bon ton would be an
+artilleryman's cap, the frock of an hussar, the pantaloon of a lancer,
+the boots of a guardsman, in fact the cast-off attire of three or four
+regiments, or the wardrobe of a field of battle. The ladies adore the
+cavalry, and have a decided taste for the dress of the whole army; but
+nothing so much pleases them as mustachios, and a broad red cap adorned
+with leather of the same colour.
+
+In this assembly, a beaver hat, unless napless and brimless, would be
+very rare; no one ever remembers to have seen a coat there, and should
+any one dare to present himself in a great coat, unless _a family man_,
+he would be sure to depart skirtless, or only in his waistcoat. In vain
+would he ask pardon for those flaps which had offended the eyes of the
+noble assembly; too happy would he be if, after having been bandied and
+knocked about with the utmost unanimity as a greenhorn, only one skirt
+should be left in the hands of these youthful beauties, who, in the
+fervour of gaiety, rather roar out than sing.
+
+Desnoyers's is the Cadran bleu de la Canaille, (the resort of the lower
+orders;) but before stepping over the threshold of the cabaret of
+Guillotin, even the canaille themselves look twice, as in this repository
+are only to be seen prostitutes with their bullies, pick-pockets and
+thieves of all classes, some _prigs_ of the lowest grade, and many of
+those nocturnal marauders who divide their existence into two parts,
+consecrating it to the duties of theft and riot. It may be supposed that
+slang is the only language of this delightful society: it is generally in
+French, but so perverted from its primitive signification, that there is
+not a member of the distinguished "company of forty" who can flatter
+himself with a full knowledge of it, and yet the "dons of Guillotin's"
+have their purists; those who assert that slang took its rise in the East,
+and without thinking for a moment of disputing their talent as
+Orientalists, they take that title to themselves without any ceremony; as
+also that of Argonauts, when they have completed their studies under the
+direction of the galley sergeants, in working, in the port of Toulon, the
+dormant navigation on board a vessel in dock. If notes were pleasing to
+me, I could here seize the opportunity of making some very learned
+remarks. I should, perhaps, go into a profound disquisition, but I am
+about to paint the paradise of these bacchanalians; the colours are
+prepared--let us finish the picture.
+
+If they drink at Guillotin's they eat also, and the mysteries of the
+kitchen of this place of delights are well worthy of being known. The
+little father Guillotin has no butcher, but he has a purveyor; and in his
+brass stewpans, the verdigris of which never poisons, the dead horse is
+transformed into beef a-la-mode; the thighs of the dead dogs found in Rue
+Guénegaud become legs of mutton from the salt-marshes; and the magic of a
+piquant sauce gives to the _staggering bob_ (dead born veal) of the
+cow-feeder the appetizing look of that of Pontoise. We are told that the
+cheer in winter is excellent, when the rot prevails; and if ever (during
+M. Delaveau's administration) bread were scarce in summer during the
+"massacre of the innocents," mutton was to be had here at a very cheap
+rate. In this country of metamorphoses the hare never had the right of
+citizenship; it was compelled to yield to the rabbit, and the rabbit--how
+happy the rats are!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Father Guillotin consumed generally more oil than cotton, but I can,
+nevertheless, affirm, that, in my time, some banquets have been spread
+at his cabaret, which, subtracting the liquids, could not have cost more
+at the café Riche, or at Grignon's. I remember six individuals, named
+Driancourt, Vilattes, Pitroux, and three others, who found means to
+spend 166 francs there in one night. In fact, each of them had with him
+his favourite _bella_. The citizen no doubt pretty well fleeced them,
+but they did not complain, and that quarter of an hour which Rabelais
+had so much difficulty in passing, caused them no trouble; they paid
+like grandees, without forgetting the waiter. I apprehended them whilst
+they were paying the bill, which they had not even taken the trouble of
+examining. Thieves are generous when they are caught "i' the vein."
+They had just committed many considerable robberies, which they are now
+repenting in the bagnes of France.
+
+It can scarcely be believed that in the centre of civilization, there can
+exist a den so hideous as the cave of Guillotin; it must be seen, as I
+have seen it, to be believed. Men and women all smoked as they danced,
+the pipe passed from mouth to mouth, and the most refined gallantry that
+could be offered to the nymphs who came to this rendezvous, to display
+their graces in the postures and attitudes of the indecent Chahut, was,
+to offer them the _pruneau_, that is, the quid of tobacco, submitted or
+not, according to the degree of familiarity, to the test of a previous
+mastication. The peace-officers and inspectors were characters too
+greatly distinguished to appear amongst such an assemblage, they kept
+themselves most scrupulously aloof, to avoid so repugnant a contact; I
+myself was much disgusted with it, but at the same time was persuaded,
+that to discover and apprehend malefactors it would not do to wait until
+they should come and throw themselves into my arms; I therefore
+determined to seek them out, and that my searches might not be fruitless,
+I endeavoured to find out their haunts, and then, like a fisherman who
+has found a preserve, I cast my line out with a certainty of a bite. I
+did not lose my time in searching for a needle in a bottle of hay, as
+the saying is; when we lack water, it is useless to go to the source of a
+dried-up stream and wait for a shower of rain; but to quit all metaphor,
+and speak plainly--the spy who really means to ferret out the robbers,
+ought, as much as possible, to dwell amongst them, that he may grasp at
+every opportunity which presents itself of drawing down upon their heads
+the sentence of the laws. Upon this principle I acted, and this caused my
+recruits to say that I made men robbers; I certainly have, in this way,
+made a vast many, particularly on my first connexion with the police.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CONSUMPTION OF EUROPEAN MANUFACTURES.
+
+_From the Memoirs of General Miller_.
+
+_Second Edition_.
+
+
+The aboriginal inhabitants of Peru are gradually beginning to experience
+the benefit which has been conferred upon them, by the repeal of ancient
+oppressive laws. In the districts that produce gold, their exertions will
+be redoubled, for they now work for themselves. They can obtain this
+precious metal by merely scratching the earth, and, although the
+collection of each individual may be small, the aggregate quantity thus
+obtained will be far from inconsiderable. As the aborigines attain
+comparative wealth, they will acquire a taste for the minor comforts of
+life. The consumption of European manufactures will be increased to an
+incalculable degree, and the effect upon the general commerce of the
+world will be sensibly perceived. It is for the first and most active
+manufacturing country in Christendom to take a proper advantage of the
+opening thus afforded. Already, in those countries, British manufactures
+employ double the tonnage, and perhaps exceed twenty times the value, of
+the importations from all other foreign nations put together. The wines
+and tasteful bagatelles of France, and the flour and household furniture
+of the United States, will bear no comparison in value to the cottons of
+Manchester, the linens of Glasgow, the broadcloths of Leeds, or the
+hardware of Birmingham. All this is proved by the great proportion of
+precious metals sent to England, as compared with the remittances to
+other nations. The very watches sent by Messrs. Roskell and Co. of
+Liverpool, would out-balance the exports of some of the _nations_ which
+trade to South America.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SOUTH AMERICAN MANNERS.
+
+
+Whether it be the romantic novelty of many places in South America, the
+salubrity of the climate, the free unrestrained intercourse of the more
+polished classes, or whether there be some undefinable charm in that
+state of society which has not passed beyond a certain point of
+civilization, certain it is that few foreigners have resided for any
+length of time in Chile, Peru, or in the principal towns of the Pampas,
+without feeling an ardent desire to revisit them. In this number might be
+named several European naval officers who have served in the Pacific, and
+who nave expressed these sentiments, although they move in the very
+highest circles of England and France. Countries which have not reached
+the utmost pitch of refinement have their peculiar attractions, as well
+as the most highly polished nations; but, to the casual resident, the
+former offers many advantages unattainable in Europe. The virtue of
+hospitality, exiled by luxury and refinement, exhibits itself in the New
+World under such noble and endearing forms as would almost tempt the
+philosopher, as well as the weary traveller, to dread the approach of the
+factitious civilization that would banish it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE LABYRINTH, AT VERSAILLES.
+
+
+[Illustration: The Labyrinth, at Versailles.]
+
+
+This charming labyrinth is attached to _Le Petit Trianon_ at Versailles.
+The palace and its gardens were formed under the reign of Louis XV., who
+was there when he was attacked by the contagious disease of which he died.
+Louis XVI. gave it to his queen, who took great delight in the spot, and
+had the gardens laid out in the English style. The _château_, or palace,
+is situated at one of the extremities of the park of the Grand Trianon,
+and forms a pavilion, about seventy-two feet square. It consists of a
+ground floor and two stories, decorated with fluted Corinthian columns
+and pilasters crowned by a balustrade. The gardens are delightful: here
+is a temple of love; there an artificial rock from which water rushes
+into a lake; there a picturesque wooden bridge, a rural hamlet, grottoes,
+cottages embowered in groves of trees, diversified with statues and
+seats--and above all, the fascinating MAZE, the plan of which is
+represented in the Engraving.
+
+Versailles, its magnificent palace and gardens, are altogether fraught
+with melancholy associations. When we last saw them, the grounds and
+buildings presented a sorry picture of neglect and decay. The mimic lakes
+and ponds were green and slimy, the grottoes and shell-work crumbling
+away, the fountains still, and the cascades dry. But the latter are
+exhibited on certain days during the summer, when the gardens are
+thronged with gay Parisians. The most interesting object however, is, the
+orange-tree planted by Francis I. in 1421, which is in full health and
+bearing: alas! we halted beside it, and thought of the wonderful
+revolutions and uprootings that France had suffered since this tree was
+planted.
+
+In _Le Petit Trianon_ and its grounds the interesting Queen Marie
+Antoinette passed many happy hours of seclusion; and would that her
+retreat had been confined to the _maze_ of Nature, rather than she had
+been engaged in the political intrigues which exposed her to the fury of
+a revolutionary mob. In the palace we were shown the chamber of Marie
+Antoinette, where the ruffians stabbed through the covering of the bed,
+the queen having previously escaped from this room to the king's chamber;
+and, as if to keep up the folly of the splendid ruin, a gilder was
+renovating the room of the ill-starred queen.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+RECENT BALLOON ASCENT.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+I trust you will pardon my feeble attempt last week, and I wish you had
+been in the car with us, to have witnessed the magnificent scene, and the
+difficulty of describing it. At our ascent we rose, in a few seconds, 600
+feet; and instantly a flood of light and beautiful scenery burst forth.
+Picture to yourself the Thames with its shipping; Greenwich with its
+stately Hospital and Park; Blackwall, Blackheath, Peckham, Camberwell,
+Dulwich, Norwood, St. Paul's, the Tower of London, &c. and the
+surrounding country, all brought immediately into your view, all
+apparently receding, and lit up into magnificence by the beams of a
+brilliant evening sun, (twenty-seven minutes past seven,) and then say
+who can portray or describe the scene, I say I cannot.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE NATURALIST.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BEES.
+
+
+The faculty, or instinct of bees is sometimes at fault, for we often hear
+of their adopting the strangest and most unsuitable tenements for the
+construction of cells. A hussar's cap, so suspended from a moderate sized
+branch of a tree, as to be agitated by slight winds, was found filled
+with bees and comb. An old coat, that had been thrown over the decayed
+trunk of a tree and forgotten, was filled with comb and bees. Any thing,
+in short, either near the habitations of man, or in the forests, will
+serve the bees for a shelter to their combs.
+
+The average number of a hive, or swarm, is from fifteen to twenty
+thousand bees. Nineteen thousand four hundred and ninety-nine are neuters
+or working bees, five hundred are drones, and the remaining _one_ is the
+queen or mother! Every living thing, from man down to an ephemeral insect,
+pursues the bee to its destruction for the sake of the honey that is
+deposited in its cell, or secreted in its honey-bag. To obtain that which
+the bee is carrying to its hive, numerous birds and insects are on the
+watch, and an incredible number of bees fall victims, in consequence, to
+their enemies. Independently of this, there are the changes in the
+weather, such as high winds, sudden showers, hot sunshine; and then there
+is the liability to fall into rivers, besides a hundred other dangers to
+which bees are exposed.
+
+When a queen bee ceases to animate the hive, the bees are conscious of
+her loss; after searching for her through the hive, for a day or more,
+they examine the royal cells, which are of a peculiar construction and
+reversed in position, hanging vertically, with the mouth underneath. If
+no eggs or larvae are to be found in these cells, they then _enlarge_
+several of those cells, which are appropriated to the eggs of neuters,
+and in which _queen eggs have been deposited_. They soon attach a royal
+cell to the enlarged surface, and the queen bee, enabled now to grow,
+protrudes itself by degrees into the royal cell, and comes out perfectly
+formed, to the great pleasure of the bees.
+
+The bee seeks only its own gratification in procuring honey and in
+regulating its household, and as, according to the old proverb, what is
+one man's meat is another's poison, it sometimes carries honey to its
+cell, which is prejudicial to us. Dr. Barton in the fifth volume, of the
+"American Philosophical Transactions," speaks of several plants that
+yield a poisonous syrup, of which the bees partake without injury, but
+which has been fatal to man. He has enumerated some of these plants,
+which ought to be destroyed wherever they are seen, namely, dwarf-laurel,
+great laurel, kalmia latifolia, broad-leaved moorwort, Pennsylvania
+mountain-laurel, wild honeysuckle (the bees, cannot get much of this,)
+and the stramonium or Jamestown-weed.
+
+A young bee can be readily distinguished from an old one, by the greyish
+coloured down that covers it, and which it loses by the wear and tear of
+hard labour; and if the bee be not destroyed before the season is over,
+this down entirely disappears, and the groundwork of the insect is seen,
+white or black. On a close examination, very few of these black or aged
+bees, will be seen at the opening of the spring, as, not having the
+stamina of those that are younger, they perish from inability to
+encounter the vicissitudes of winter.--_American Farmer's Manual_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ELM.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+I shall be obliged to any of your correspondents who can inform me from
+whence came the term _witch-elm_, a name given to a species of elm tree,
+to distinguish it from the common elm. Some people have conjectured that
+it was a corruption of _white elm_, and so called from the silvery
+whiteness of its leaves when the sun shines upon them; but this is hardly
+probable, as Sir F. Bacon in his "_Silva Silvarum_, or Natural History,
+in Ten Centuries," speaks of it under the name of _weech-elm_.
+
+H.B.A.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CROP OF BIRDS.
+
+
+Besides the stomach, most birds have a membranous sac, capable of
+considerable distension; it is usually called a crop, (by the scientific
+_Ingluvies_,) into which the food first descends after being swallowed.
+This bag is very conspicuous in the granivorous tribes immediately after
+eating. Its chief use seems to be to soften the food before it is
+admitted into the gizzard. In _young fowls_ it becomes sometimes
+preternaturally distended, while the bird pines for want of nourishment.
+This is produced by something in the crop, such as straw, or other
+obstructing matter, which prevents the descent of the food into the
+gizzard. In such a case, a longitudinal incision may be made in the crop,
+its contents removed, and, the incision being sewed up, the fowl will, in
+general, do well.
+
+Another curious fact relative to this subject was stated by Mr. Brookes,
+when lecturing on birds at the _Zoological Society_, May 1827. He had an
+eagle, which was at liberty in his garden; happening to lay two dead rats,
+which had been poisoned, under a pewter basin, to which the eagle could
+have access, but who nevertheless did not see him place the rats under it,
+he was surprised to see, some time afterwards, the crop of the bird
+considerably distended; and finding the rats abstracted from beneath the
+basin, he concluded that the eagle had devoured them. Fearing the
+consequences, he lost no time in opening the crop, took out the rats, and
+sewed up the incision; the eagle did well and is now alive. A proof this
+of the acuteness of smell in the eagle, and also of the facility and
+safety with which, even in grown birds, the operation of opening the crop
+may be performed.--_Jennings's Ornithologia_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HATCHING.
+
+
+The following singular fact was first brought into public notice by
+Mr. Yarrel; and will be found in his papers in the second volume of the
+_Zoological Journal_. The fact alluded to is, that there is attached to
+the upper mandible of all young birds about to be hatched a _horny
+appendage_, by which they are enabled more effectually to make
+perforations in the shell, and contribute to their own liberation. This
+sharp prominence, to use the words of Mr. Yarrel, becomes opposed to the
+shell at various points, in a line extending throughout its whole
+circumference, about one third below the larger end of the egg; and a
+series of perforations more or less numerous are thus effected by the
+increasing strength of the chick, weakening the shell in a direction
+opposed to the muscular power of the bird; it is thus ultimately enabled,
+by its own efforts, to break the walls of its prison. In the common fowl,
+this horny appendage falls off in a day or two after the chick is hatched;
+in the pigeon it sometimes remains on the beak ten or twelve days; this
+arises, doubtless, from the young pigeons being fed by the parent bird
+for some time after their being hatched; and thus there is no occasion
+for the young using the beak for picking up its food.--_Ibid_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MAN.--A FRAGMENT.
+
+
+ Man is a monster,
+ The fool of passion and the slave of sin.
+ No laws can curb him when the will consents
+ To an unlawful deed.
+
+CYMBELINE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE CHOSEN ONE.
+
+
+ "Here's a long line of beauties--see!
+ Ay, and as varied as they're many--
+ Say, can I guess the one would be
+ Your choice among them all--if any?"
+
+ "I doubt it,--for I hold as dust
+ Charms many praise beyond all measure--
+ While gems they treat as lightly, _must_
+ Combine to form my chosen treasure."
+
+ "Will this do?"--"No;--that hair of gold,
+ That brow of snow, that eye of splendour,
+ Cannot redeem the mien so cold,
+ The air so stiff, so quite _un-tender_."
+
+ "This then?"--"Far worse! _Can_ lips like these
+ Thus smile as though they asked the kiss?--
+ Thinks she that e'en such eyes can please,
+ Beaming--there is no word--like _this?_"
+
+ "Look on that singer at the harp,
+ Of her you cannot speak thus--ah, no!"
+ --"Her! why she's _formed_ of flat and sharp--
+ I doubt not she's a fine soprano!"
+
+ "The next?"--"What, she who lowers her eyes
+ From sheer mock-modesty--so pert,
+ So doubtful-mannered?--I despise
+ Her, and all like her--she's a _Flirt!_
+
+ "And this is why my spleen's above
+ The power of words;--'tis that they can
+ Make the vile semblance be to Love
+ Just what the Monkey is to Man!
+
+ "But yonder I, methinks, can trace
+ One _very_ different from these--
+ Her features speak--her form is Grace
+ Completed by the touch of Ease!
+
+ "That opening lip, that fine frank eye
+ Breathe Nature's own true gaiety--
+ So sweet, so rare _when thus_, that I
+ Gaze on't with joy, nay ecstacy!
+
+ "For when _'tis_ thus, you'll also see
+ That eye still richer gifts express--
+ And on that lip there oft will be
+ A sighing smile of tenderness!
+
+ "Yes! here a matchless spirit dwells
+ E'en for that lovely dwelling fit!--
+ I gaze on her--my bosom swells
+ With feelings, thoughts,----oh! exquisite!
+
+ "That such a being, noble, tender,
+ So fair, so delicate, so dear,
+ Would let one love her, and _befriend_ her!--
+ --Ah, yes, _my_ Chosen One is here!"
+
+_London Magazine_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRAVELLING ON THE CONTINENT.
+
+
+The man whom we have known to be surrounded by respect and attachment at
+home, whose life is honourable and useful within his proper sphere, we
+have seen with his family drudging along continental roads, painfully
+disputing with postilions in bad French, insulted by the menials of inns,
+fretting his time and temper with the miserable creatures who inflict
+their tedious ignorance under the name of guides, and only happy in
+reaching any term to the journey which fashion or family entreaty have
+forced upon him. We are willing, however, to regard such instances as
+casual, and proving only that travelling, like other pleasures, has its
+alloys; but stationary residence abroad brings with it other and more
+serious evils. To the animation of a changing scene of travel, succeeds
+the tedious idleness of a foreign town, with scanty resources of society,
+and yet scantier of honourable or useful occupation. Here also we do but
+describe what we have too frequently seen--the English gentleman, who at
+home would have been improving his estates, and aiding the public
+institutions of his country, abandoned to utter insignificance; his mind
+and resources running waste for want of employment, or, perchance, turned
+to objects to which even idleness might reasonably be preferred. We have
+seen such a man loitering along his idle day in streets, promenades, or
+coffee-houses; or sometimes squandering time and money at the
+gambling-table, a victim because an idler. The objects of nature and art,
+which originally interested him, cease altogether to do so.
+
+We admit many exceptions to this picture; but we, nevertheless, draw it
+as one which will be familiar to all, who have been observers on the
+continent. One circumstance must further be added to the outline; we mean,
+the detachment from religious habits, which generally and naturally
+attends such residence abroad. The means of public worship exist to our
+countrymen but in few places; and there under circumstances the least
+propitious to such duties. Days speedily become all alike; or if Sunday
+be distinguished at all, it is but as the day of the favourite opera, or
+most splendid ballet of the week. We are not puritanically severe in our
+notions, and we intend no reproach to the religious or moral habits of
+other nations. We simply assert, that English families removed from out
+of the sphere of those proper duties, common to every people, and from
+all opportunities of public worship or religious example, incur a risk
+which is very serious in kind, especially to those still young and
+unformed in character.
+
+_Quarterly Review._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT FARRIERY.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+The following curious verses are copied from an engraving which the
+Farriers' Company have lately had taken from an old painting of their
+pedigree, on vellum, at the George and Vulture Tavern.
+
+ If suche may boast as by a subtile arte,
+ Canne without labour make excessive gayne,
+ And under name of Misterie imparte,
+ Unto the worlde the Crafie's but of their brayne.
+ How muche more doe their praise become men's themes
+ That bothe by art and labour gett their meanes.
+
+ And of all artes that worthe or praise doeth merite,
+ To none the _Marshall Farrier's_ will submitt,
+ That bothe by Physicks, arte, force, hands, and spiritt
+ The Kinge and subject in peace and warre doe fitt,
+ Many of Tuball boast first Smythe that ever wrought,
+ But _Farriers_ more do, doe than Tuball ever taught.
+
+ Three things there are that _Marshalry_ doe prove
+ To be a Misterie exceeding farre,
+ Those wilie Crafte's that many men doe love.
+ Is unfitt for peace and more unaptt for warre,
+ For Honor, Anncestrie, and for Utilitie,
+ _Farriers_ may boast their artes habilitie,
+
+ For Honor, view, this anncient Pedigree[1]
+ Of Noble Howses, that did beare the name
+ Of _Farriers_, and were _Earles_; as you may see,
+ That used the arte and did supporte the same,
+ And to perpetuall honour of the Crafte,
+ Castells they buylt and to succession left.
+
+ For anncestrie of tyme oh! who canne tell
+ The first beginning of so old a trade,
+ For Horses were before the Deluge fell,
+ And cures, and shoes, before that tyme were made,
+ We need not presse tyme farther then it beares,
+ A Company have _Farriers_ beene 300 Yeres!!
+
+ And in this _Cittie London_ have remayned
+ Called by the name of _Marshall Farriers_,
+ Which title of Kinge Edward the Third was gaynde,
+ For service done unto him in his warres,
+ A _Maister_ and two _Wardens_ in skill expert,
+ The trade to rule and give men their desert.
+
+ And for utilitie that cannot be denied,
+ That many are the Proffitts that arise
+ To all men by the _Farriers_ arte beside.
+ To them they are tied, by their necessities,
+ From the Kinge's steede unto the ploweman's cart,
+ All stande in neede of _Farriers_ skillfull arte.
+
+ In peace at hande the _Farriers_ must be hadde,
+ For lanncing, healinge, bleedinge, and for shooeinge,
+ In Warres abroade of hym they wille be gladd
+ To cure the wounded Horsse, still he is douinge,
+ In peace or warre abroade, or ellse at home,
+ To Kinge and Countrie that some good may come.
+
+ Loe! thus you heare the _Farriers_ endelesss praise,
+ God grant it last as many yeres as it hath lasted Daies.
+
+Anno Dni 1612.
+
+G.W.
+
+
+[1] It commences from Henri de Ferrer, Lord of Tetbury, a Norman who came
+ over with William the Conqueror.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CURIOUS SCRAPS.
+
+
+We read of a beautiful table, "wherein Saturn was of copper, Jupiter of
+gold, Mars of iron, and the Sun of silver, the eyes were charmed, and the
+mind instructed by beholding the circles. The Zodiac and all its signs
+formed with wonderful art, of metals and precious stones."
+
+Was not this an imperfect orrery?
+
+In 1283, say the annals of Dunstable, "We sold our slave by birth,
+William Pike, with all his family, and received one mark from the buyer."
+Men must have been cheaper than horses.
+
+In 1340, gunpowder and guns were first invented by Swartz, a monk of
+Cologne. In 1346, Edward III. had four pieces of cannon, which
+contributed to gain him the battle of Cressy. Bombs and mortars were
+invented about this time.
+
+In 1386, the magnificent castle of Windsor was built by Edward III. and
+his method of conducting the work may serve as a specimen of the
+condition of the people in that age. Instead of engaging workmen by
+contracts or wages, he assessed every county in England to send him a
+certain number of masons, tilers, and carpenters, as if he had been
+levying an army.
+
+In 1654, the air pump was invented by Otto Guericke, a German.
+
+1406, B.C. Iron first discovered by burning the woods on Mount Ida, in
+Greece.
+
+720, B.C. The first lunar eclipse on record.
+
+Anaximander, the disciple of Thales, invented maps and globes; born about
+610 B.C.
+
+894, B.C. Gold and silver money first coined at Argos, in Greece.
+
+274, A.D. Silk first imported from India.
+
+664, A.D. Glass first invented in England by O. Benalt, a monk.
+
+1284, A.D. The Alphonsine Astronomical Tables constructed, under the
+patronage of Alphonso X. of Laon and Castile.
+
+1337, A.D. The first comet described with astronomical precision.
+
+The first diving bell we read of was a very large kettle suspended by
+ropes with the mouth downwards, and planks fixed in the middle of its
+concavity. Two Greeks at Toledo in 1583, made an experiment with it
+before Charles V. They descended in it with a lighted candle to a great
+depth.
+
+The Odyssey was written upon the skin of a serpent.
+
+Formerly pennies were marked with a double cross and crease, so that it
+might easily be broken into two or four parts.
+
+HALBERT H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SKETCH-BOOK
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SKETCH OF THE BATTLE OF ALGIERS.
+
+_By an officer engaged._
+
+
+The Leander, fitted for the flag of Rear-Admiral Milne, was at Spithead,
+in June, 1816, when Lord Exmouth arrived with a squadron from the
+Mediterranean, where a dispute had arisen between the Dey of Algiers and
+his lordship, in consequence of a massacre that took place at Bona, on
+the persons of foreigners, then under the protection of the British flag.
+
+When the particulars were made known to government, Lord Exmouth was
+ordered to return to Algiers, and to demand, in the name of the Prince
+Regent, instant reparation for the insult offered to England. The
+squadron being still on the war establishment, the crews were discharged,
+and another expedition was ordered to be equipped with all possible
+dispatch. The Leander instantly offered her services, and she soon had
+the satisfaction to hear, that they were graciously accepted, and never
+was greater joy expressed throughout her crew, than when her Captain
+(Chetham) announced the determination of the Admiralty, that she was to
+complete to the war complement; an extra lieutenant (Monk) was appointed,
+a rendezvous for volunteers opened on the Point at Portsmouth, and in ten
+days she was ready for sea, with 480 men on board.
+
+The flag of Rear-Admiral Milne was hoisted, and the Leander sailed for
+Plymouth, where she anchored in two days, and joined part of the squadron
+intended for the same service: the Queen Charlotte, bearing the flag of
+Lord Exmouth, soon appeared, and on the 29th of July, the expedition
+sailed from England with a fine easterly breeze.
+
+The expedition arrived at Gibraltar in eleven days, when it was joined by
+a Dutch squadron of five frigates and a corvette, under the command of
+Vice-Admiral Von Capellan; five gun-boats were fitted out and manned by
+the ships of the line, and two transports were hired to attend with
+ammunition, &c. All lumber and bulkheads, were landed at the dock-yard;
+the ships were completed with water, and in all points ready for sea by
+the 13th of August. The Rear-Admiral shifted his flag into the
+Impregnable, and on the 14th the combined expedition sailed for Algiers.
+The Leander was ordered to take a transport in tow, and keep on the
+Admiral's weather-beam, and the Dutchmen kept to windward of all. We were
+met by an easterly wind two days after leaving Gibraltar, and on the
+third day we were joined by the Prometheus, from Algiers, whither she had
+been dispatched to bring away the British Consul; the Dey, however, was
+apprized of the expedition and detained him, as well as two boats' crews
+of the Prometheus, but the Consul's wife and daughter escaped, and got
+safely on board.
+
+The foul wind prevented the squadron making much way, but the
+time was employed to advantage in constant exercise at the guns, and the
+men were brought as near to perfection as they could be; in handling them
+each man knew his own duty, as well as that of the captain of the gun,
+fireman, boarder, powder-man, rammer, &c. Each took his turn to the
+several duties, and continued changing up to the 27th.
+
+The coast of Africa was seen on Monday, and as the day dawned on Tuesday,
+the 27th, Algiers appeared about ten miles off. The morning was
+beautifully fine, with a haze which foretold the coming heat: as the
+morning advanced, the breeze failed us, but at nine o'clock we had neared
+the town to within about five miles; the long line of batteries were
+distinctly seen, with the red flag flying in all directions, and the
+masts of the shipping showed above the walls of the mole. The Severn,
+with a flag of truce flying, was detached with the terms of the Prince
+Regent, and this was a most anxious period, for we were in the dark as to
+the feelings of the Dey, whether the offered terms were such as he could
+consistently accept, or that left him no alternative but resistance.
+During this state of suspense, our people were, as usual, exercised at
+the guns, the boats hoisted out, and prepared for service by signal, and
+at noon we were ready for action.
+
+The ship's company were piped to dinner, and at one o'clock the captain
+and officers sat down to theirs in the gun-room, the principal dish of
+which was a substantial sea pie; wine was pledged in a bumper to a
+successful attack, and a general expression of hope for an unsuccessful
+negotiation. At this time, the officer of the watch reported to the
+captain, that the admiral had made the general telegraph "Are you ready?"
+Chetham immediately directed that our answer "ready" should be shown, and
+at the same moment the like signal was flying at the mastheads of the
+entire squadron. The mess now broke up, each individual of it quietly
+making arrangements with the other in the event of accident, and we had
+scarcely reached the deck, when the signal "to bear up" was out, the
+commander in-chief leading the way, with a fine, steady breeze blowing on
+the land. We ran in on the admiral's larboard-beam, keeping within two
+cables' length of him; the long guns were loaded with round and grape,
+the carronades with grape only; our sail was reduced to the topsails, and
+topgallant sails, the main-sail furled, and the boats dropped astern in
+tow. The ships were now steering to their appointed stations, and the
+gun-boats showing their eagerness, by a crowd of sail, to get alongside
+the batteries. As we drew towards the shore, the Algerines were observed
+loading their guns, and a vast number of spectators were assembled on the
+beach, idly gazing at the approach of the squadron, seemingly quite
+unconscious of what was about to happen. Far different were appearances
+at the mouth of the mole as it opened; the row-boats, fully manned, were
+lying on their oars, quite prepared for the attack, and we fully expected
+they would attempt to board, should an opportunity offer; each boat had a
+flag hanging over the stern. A frigate was moored across the mouth of the
+mole, and a small brig was at anchor outside of her.
+
+At fifteen minutes before three P.M. the Queen Charlotte came to an
+anchor by the stern, at the distance of sixty yards from the beach, and,
+as was ascertained by measurement, ninety yards from the muzzles of the
+guns of the mole batteries, unmolested, and with all the quietude of a
+friendly harbour; her flag flew at the main, and the colours at the peak;
+her starboard broadside flanked the whole range of batteries from the
+mole head to the lighthouse; her topsail yards (as were those of the
+squadron,) remained aloft, to be secure from fire, and the sails brought
+snugly to the yards by head-lines previously fitted; the topgallant sails
+and small sails only were furled, so that we had no man unnecessarily
+exposed aloft.
+
+The Leander, following the motions of the admiral, was brought up with
+two anchors by the stern, let go on his larboard beam, veered away, until
+she obtained a position nearly a-head of him, then let go an anchor under
+foot, open by this to a battery on the starboard side at the bottom of
+the mole, and to the Fish-market battery on the larboard side. At this
+moment Lord Exmouth was seen waving his hat on the poop to the idlers on
+the beach to get out of the way, then a loud cheer was heard, and the
+whole of the Queen Charlotte's tremendous broadside was thrown into the
+batteries abreast of her; this measure was promptly taken, as the smoke
+of a gun was observed to issue from some part of the enemy's works, so
+that the sound of the British guns was heard almost in the same instant
+with that to which the smoke belonged. The cheers of the Queen Charlotte
+were loudly echoed by those of the Leander, and the contents of her
+starboard broadside as quickly followed, carrying destruction into the
+groups of row-boats; as the smoke opened, the fragments of boats were
+seen floating, their crews swimming and scrambling, as many as escaped
+the shot, to the shore; another broadside annihilated them. The enemy was
+not slack in returning this warm salute, for almost before the shot
+escaped from _our_ guns, a man standing on the forecastle bits, hauling
+on the topsail buntlines, received a musket bullet in his left arm, which
+broke the bone, and commenced the labours in the cockpit. The action
+became general as soon as the ships had occupied their positions, and we
+were engaged with the batteries on either side; so close were we, that
+the enemy were distinctly seen loading their guns above us. After a few
+broadsides, we brought our starboard broadside to bear on the Fish-market,
+and our larboard side then looked to seaward. The rocket-boats were now
+throwing rockets over our ships into the mole, the effects of which, were
+occasionally seen on the shipping on our larboard bow. The Dutch flag was
+to be seen flying at the fore of the Dutch Admiral, who, with his
+squadron, were engaging the batteries to the eastward of the mole. The
+fresh breeze which brought us in was gradually driven away by the
+cannonade, and the smoke of our guns so hung about us, that we were
+obliged to wait until it cleared; for the men took deliberate and certain
+aims, training their guns until they were fully satisfied of their
+precision. But our enemies gave us no reason to suppose that they were
+idle; so great was the havoc which they made amongst us, that the surgeon
+in his report stated, that sixty-five men were brought to him wounded
+after the first and second broadsides.
+
+About four o'clock, a boat, with an officer, came with orders from the
+admiral to cease firing, as an attempt to destroy the Algerine frigates
+was about to be made. Accordingly three boats pushed into the mole,
+running the gantlet in gallant style; they boarded the outermost frigate,
+which was found deserted by her crew; and in a few minutes she was in a
+blaze; in doing this the boats' crews suffered severely. The smoke of our
+last broadside had scarcely left us, when the Algerines renewed their
+fire of musketry upon our decks, fortunately the men were lying down by
+the guns, and the officers alone were marks for them, but one midshipman
+was their only victim at this time. The masts began to suffer in all
+parts, splinters were falling from them, and shreds of canvass from the
+sails came down upon us in great quantities; traces, bowlines, and other
+running gear, suffered equally; the shrouds, fore and aft, got cut up so
+quickly, that the rigging men attempted in vain to knot them, and were at
+last forced to leave the rigging to its fate.
+
+When the boats returned, we recommenced our fire with renewed vigour;
+occasionally a flag-staff was knocked down, a fact which was always
+announced with a cheer, each captain of a gun believing himself to be the
+faithful marksman. The Algerine squadron now began, as it were, to follow
+the motions of the outer frigate; the rockets had taken effect, and they
+all burned merrily together. A hot shot, about this time, struck a
+powder-box, on which was sitting the powder-boy, he, poor fellow, was
+blown up, and another near him was dreadfully scorched.
+
+Through the intervals of smoke, the sad devastation in the enemy's works
+was made visible; the whole of the mole head, near the Queen Charlotte,
+was a ruin, and the guns were consequently silenced; but we were not so
+fortunate with the Fish-market; the guns there still annoyed us, and ours
+seemed to make no impression. A battery in the upper angle of the town
+was also untouched, and we were so much under it, that the shot actually
+came through our decks, without touching the bulwarks, and we could not
+elevate our guns sufficiently to check them.
+
+As the sun was setting behind the town, the whole of the shipping in the
+mole were in flames; their cables burned through, left them at the mercy
+of every breeze: the outermost frigate threatened the Queen Charlotte
+with a similar fate, but a breeze sent her clear on towards the Leander;
+a most intense heat came from her, and we expected every moment to be in
+contact; the flames were burning with great power at the mast heads, and
+the loose fire was flying about in such a way that there seemed little
+chance of our escaping, but we checked her progress towards us, by firing
+into her, and in the act of hauling out, we were rejoiced to see a
+welcome sea-breeze alter the direction of the flames aloft, the same
+breeze soon reached her hull, and we had the satisfaction in a few
+minutes to see her touch the shore to which she belonged.
+
+The guns were now so much heated by the incessant fire kept up, that we
+were forced to reduce the cartridges nearly one-half, as well as to wait
+their cooling before reloading; the men, too, were so reduced at some
+guns, that they required the assistance of the others to work them; the
+aftermost gun on the gangway had only two men left untouched, Between
+seven and eight o'clock, the fire of the enemy's guns had sensibly
+diminished, and their people were running in crowds from the demolished
+works to the great gate of the city; they were distinctly seen in all
+their movements by the light of their burning navy and arsenal. The
+battery in the upper angle of the town, which, was too high to fire upon,
+kept up a galling fire, and another further to the eastward was still at
+work. To bring our broadside to bear upon it, a hawser was run out to the
+Severn, on our larboard bow, the ship was swung to the proper bearing,
+and we soon checked them. At 45 minutes past nine, the squadron began to
+haul out, some making sail, and taking advantage of a light air off the
+land, while others were towing and warping: the only sail which we had
+fit to set, was the main-topmast staysail, and this was of too stout
+canvass to feel the breeze; the boats of our own ship were unable to move
+her, after a kedge anchor, which was run out to the length of the
+stream-cable, had come home; thus we were left, dependant either on a
+breeze or the assistance of the squadron. An officer was sent to tell the
+admiral our situation, but the boat was sunk from under the crew, who
+were picked up by another; a second boat was more successful, and the
+admiral ordered all the boats he could collect to our assistance. At this
+time the Severn, near us, had caught the breeze, and was moving steadily
+out; a hawser was made fast to her mizen-chains secured to its bare end,
+which had just sufficient length to reach the painter of the headmost
+boat, towing; by this means the Leander's head was checked round, and we
+had again the gratification to see her following the others of the
+squadron. The small portion of our sails were set to assist our progress;
+but without the help of the Severn there we should have remained; our
+mizen-topmast fell into the maintop, shot through. When the Algerines saw
+us retiring they returned to the guns which they had previously abandoned,
+and again commenced a fire on the boats, which made the water literally
+in a foam; this fire was returned by our quarter guns, but with very
+little effect. As we left the land, the breeze increased; the Severn cast
+off her tow, and our boats returned on board: at 25 minutes past eleven
+we fired our last gun, and the cannonade was succeeded by a storm of
+thunder and lightning. At midnight we anchored within three miles of the
+scene of action; the report of a gun on shore was still heard at
+intervals, but all was soon quiet, except the shipping in the mole, which
+continued to burn, keeping all around brilliantly illuminated. We now
+attempted to furl sails, but the men were so thoroughly stiffened by the
+short period of inaction since the firing had ceased, that they stuck
+almost powerless to the yards; after great exertion, the gaskets were
+somehow passed round the yards, and the labours of the day ended; grog
+was served out, and the hammocks piped down, but few had the inclination
+to hang them up.
+
+Soon after daylight we mustered at quarters, and found that 16 officers
+and men were killed, and 120 wounded; the three lower masts badly wounded,
+every spar wounded, except the spanker-boom; the shrouds cut in all parts,
+leaving the masts unsupported, which would have fallen had there been the
+least motion; the running gear entirely cut to pieces; the boats _all_
+shot through; the bulwarks riddled with grape and musketry; 96 round-shot
+in the starboard side, some of them between wind and water; the guns were
+all uninjured to any extent, and remained, the only part of the Leander,
+efficient.
+
+The ship's company were again at work, clearing decks, unbending sails,
+and making every preparation to renew the action; but at noon we had the
+satisfaction to hear that the Dey had accepted the terms which were
+offered him the day before; at the same time that this information was
+conveyed to the squadron, a general order was issued to offer up "public
+thanksgiving to Almighty God for the signal victory obtained by the arms
+of England."--_United Service Journal_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE RANZ DES VACHES.
+
+
+The Kurieholen, or Ranz des Vaches, the celebrated national air of the
+Swiss, does not consist in articulated sounds, nor is it accompanied by
+words; but is a simple melody formed by a kind of guttural intonation
+very closely resembling the tones of a flute. Two of these voices at a
+short distance produce the most pleasing effect, the echoes of the
+surrounding rocks reverberating the music till it seems like enchantment;
+but sometimes the illusion is dissipated by the appearance of the singers,
+in the persons of two old women, returning from their labour in a
+neighbouring valley.
+
+INA.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+NAPOLEON.
+
+
+During a tour through France shortly before Bonaparte's accession to the
+throne he received the addresses of the Priests and Prefects, who vied
+with each other in the grossness and impiety of their adulation. The
+Prefect of the Pas de Calais seems to have borne away the palm from all
+his brethren. On Napoleon's entrance into his department, he addressed
+him in the following manner:--"Tranquil with respect to our fate, we know
+that to ensure the happiness and glory of France, to render to all people
+the freedom of commerce and the seas, to humble the audacious destroyers
+of the repose of the universe, and to fix, at length, peace upon the
+earth, God created Bonaparte, and rested from his labour!"
+
+INA.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+APOSTLES.
+
+
+In the diplomatic language of Charles I.'s time, were marginal notes,
+generally in the king's hand, written on the margin of state papers. The
+word, in somewhat a similar sense, had its origin in the canon law. There
+are many instances of apostles by Charles I. in Archbishop Laud's Diary
+
+JAMES SILVESTER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+When Voltaire was at Berlin, he wrote this epigram on his patron and host
+the king of Prussia:--
+
+ "King, author, philosopher, hero, musician,
+ Freemason, economist, bard, politician,
+ How had Europe rejoiced if a _Christian_ he'd been,
+ If a man, how he then had enraptured his queen."
+
+
+For this effort of wit, Voltaire was paid with thirty lashes on his bare
+back, administered by the king's sergeant-at-arms, and was compelled to
+sign the following curious receipt for the same:--
+
+ "Received from the righthand of Conrad
+ Backoffner, thirty lashes on my bare
+ back, being in full for an epigram on
+ Frederick the Third, King of Prussia."
+
+
+I say received by me, VOLTAIRE.
+
+_Vive le Roi_!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The church at Gondhurst, in Kent, is a fine old building, and remarkable
+for several reasons; one of which is, that thirty-nine different parishes
+may be distinctly seen from it, and in clear weather the sea, off
+Hastings, a distance of twenty-seven miles and a half.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SPECULATION.
+
+
+Sir William Adams, afterwards Sir William Rawson, which name he took in
+consequence of some property he succeeded to by right of his wife, was one
+of the victims of the South American mining mania. He plunged deeply into
+speculation, and wrote pamphlets to prove that so much gold and silver
+must ultimately find its way into Europe from Mexico, that all the
+existing relations of value would be utterly destroyed. He believed what
+he wrote, though he failed to demonstrate what he believed. At one period
+he might have withdrawn himself from all his speculations with at least a
+hundred thousand pounds in his pocket; but he fancied he had discovered
+the philosopher's stone--dreamed of wealth beyond what he could
+count--went on--was beggared--and you know how and where he died. Poor
+fellow! He deserved a better fate. He was a kind-hearted creature; and if
+he coveted a princely fortune, I am satisfied he would have used it like
+a prince. But I am forgetting my story. Well, then, it was after he had
+totally relinquished his profession as an oculist, that he might devote
+his entire time and attention to the Mexican mining affairs, that a
+gentleman, ignorant of the circumstance, called upon him one morning to
+consult him. Sir William looked at him for a moment, and then exclaimed,
+in the words of Macbeth, addressing Banquo's ghost, "Avaunt--there is _no
+speculation_ in those eyes!"
+
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