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<hr class="full" />
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page321" name="page321"></a>[pg
321]</span>
<h1>
THE MIRROR<br />
OF<br />
LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
</h1>
<hr class="full" />
<table width="100%" summary="Banner">
<tr>
<td align="left">
<b>VOL. XIII, NO. 370.]</b>
</td>
<td align="center">
<b>SATURDAY, MAY 16, 1829.</b>
</td>
<td align="right">
<b>[PRICE 2d.</b>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<hr class="full" />
<h2>
LALEHAM PARK:
</h2>
<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
<a href="images/370-1.png"><img width="100%"
src="images/370-1.png"
alt="The Residence of the Young Queen of Portugal." /></a>
</div>
<p>
Circumstances, in themselves trivial, often confer celebrity
upon places hitherto of unlettered note. Thus, a beautiful
villa at Laleham, a village in Middlesex, eighteen and a half
miles south west of London, has acquired frequent passing
notice from its having lately become the temporary residence
of the young "<i>Queen of Portugal</i>," whose removal to
England appears to have been a prudent measure to keep her
<i>petite</i> Majesty "out of harm's way."
</p>
<p>
Laleham is delightfully situate on the banks of the Thames,
between Shepperton and Staines, and is famed for the
entertainment it affords to the lovers of angling. The river
narrows considerably here; and about the shallows, or gulls,
the water is beautifully transparent. The above temporary
royal residence is built in an elegant villa style; and the
grounds have been very tastefully laid out under the
immediate direction of the present proprietor, the Earl of
Lucan. They comprise 40 acres, with some very fine elm
timber.
</p>
<p>
The "Young Queen" is described as an interesting and lively
child, and is within a month of the same age as the Princess
Victoria, and Prince George of Cumberland, both of whom were
born in May, 1819. She has not the slightest tinge of a
tropical complexion; her hair is extremely light, her face
pale, her eyes light blue and very sparkling. She is not tall
of her age, but remarkably well formed. Her Majesty arrived
in London in October last, and for some time resided at
Grillon's Hotel, Albemarle Street; but her health requiring
change of air, Laleham was engaged for a short period;
although, in allusion to the situation, it was said to be
very <i>low</i>—a flat joke indeed.
</p>
<p>
In this delightful retreat, the young Queen and her suite at
present reside; and so pacific is our taste, that to enjoy
the tranquil scenery of Laleham, and the sports of the stream
that waters its park, we would willingly forego all the cares
of state, and leave its plots and counterplots to more
ambitious minds. We could sit by the waters of Laleham, and
sing with the muse of Grongar:
</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
Be full ye courts, be great who will;
</p>
<p>
Search for peace with all your skill;
</p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page322"
name="page322"></a>[pg 322]</span>
<p>
Open wide the lofty door,
</p>
<p>
Seek her on the marble floor;
</p>
<p>
In vain you search, she is not there;
</p>
<p>
In vain you search the domes of care!
</p>
<p>
Grass and flowers Quiet treads,
</p>
<p>
On the meads and mountain-heads.
</p>
<p>
Along with Pleasure close ally'd,
</p>
<p>
Ever by each other's side.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>
But great as may be our content, we hope to see her Majesty
speedily restored to the bosom of her family, provided she be
secure from the perils of her distracted country.
</p>
<p>
There are some allusions to an interesting part of ancient
story connected with Laleham, Dr. Stukely notices the remains
of a Roman encampment on Greenfield Common, within the parish
of Laleham, which he supposes to have been the camp in which
Caesar halted after passing the Thames.
</p>
<hr />
<h3>
LINES WRITTEN ON VISITING THE ISLAND OF IONA.
</h3>
<p>
(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
Wild, sad, and solitary, amid the wave,
</p>
<p>
Iona mourns her pious founder's grave;
</p>
<p>
Still o'er his tomb these fretted columns pay
</p>
<p>
Their crumbling dust, a tribute to his clay.
</p>
<p>
Frail wreck of time! so crippled with the blast,
</p>
<p>
Recorder Of the present and the past,
</p>
<p>
Enough can tell. These Gothic arches show
</p>
<p>
The height of glory and of human woe;
</p>
<p>
Alas, 'tis all which occupies the brain,
</p>
<p>
The lust of power dyes the despot's chain,
</p>
<p>
Here Learning cast her magic beam around
</p>
<p>
Light of fair Science, whence our freedom's found,
</p>
<p>
Resistless spells, attractive power, for long
</p>
<p>
Brought princes here, and Minstrel's sung their song,
</p>
<p>
To pay a tribute to the holy sage
</p>
<p>
Their history told, it formed his faithful page;
</p>
<p>
Historic power Supreme! within this wall
</p>
<p>
Gave Bruce the crown, or Baliol the fall,
</p>
<p>
From proud Edward's grasp in a bark they bore
</p>
<p>
All Scotland's archives to a distant shore,
</p>
<p>
Manned by a hardy and a faithful crew,
</p>
<p>
For Gallia's coast the well skilled pilot drew,
</p>
<p>
But ere the orphan's eyes had lost the sail
</p>
<p>
Portending danger, screeching sea gulls wail,
</p>
<p>
In wild confusion left the angry wave
</p>
<p>
For distant Staffa's high basaltic cave,
</p>
<p>
Big heaved the flood, and loud the billows roar
</p>
<p>
In blackening heaps screened Morvem's distant shore;
</p>
<p>
High blew the winds, and quick the lightning's flash
</p>
<p>
And gilded hailstones fell with many a crash.
</p>
<p>
The story ran from sire to sire.
</p>
<p>
That Heaven itself was filled with living fire;
</p>
<p>
Of them no more is told, no more is known,
</p>
<p>
That widows' tears had scooped this hollow stone.
</p>
<p>
Here all is silent, save the murmuring sound
</p>
<p>
Of crystal spray which bathes this sacred ground,
</p>
<p>
In tuneful sorrow, sheds her friendly tear
</p>
<p>
To learned virtues, long forgotten here.
</p>
<p>
When conscience was the punisher of crime,
</p>
<p>
And blood stained ruffians of Ossian's line
</p>
<p>
Had taught redemption at the tear-worn shrine,
</p>
<p>
And barbarous tribes in thousands flocked around
</p>
<p>
To ask forgiveness on this holy ground.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<h4>
R.
</h4>
<hr />
<h3>
LIGHT AND DARK GENII.
</h3>
<p>
(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
</p>
<center>
LIGHT.
</center>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
In fields of light, I ride, I ride,
</p>
<p class="i2">
Upon the gust-winds back,
</p>
<p>
And, when I mark the eventide,
</p>
<p class="i2">
Or gathering of the rack;
</p>
<p>
Like spirit of a pleasant dream,
</p>
<p>
I mount upon a sunset beam,
</p>
<p>
And hie me in a flashing stride,
</p>
<p>
The dark to dash aside,
</p>
</div>
</div>
<center>
DARK.
</center>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
In caverns 'neath the vasty deep,
</p>
<p>
Where sea-snakes in the wreck may creep,
</p>
<p class="i2">
And feed upon man's bone;
</p>
<p>
Or in the ruins of the past.
</p>
<p>
Where thoughts that are not used are cast,
</p>
<p class="i2">
And whirlwind, and the earthquake groan
</p>
<p>
In pity, there, there, am I—
</p>
<p>
A withered thought—that cannot die.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<center>
LIGHT.
</center>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
But I was born within a light
</p>
<p class="i2">
That kindled in the womb.
</p>
<p>
And I can never feel the night
</p>
<p class="i2">
When all around is gloom;
</p>
<p>
For joy looked pleased upon my birth,
</p>
<p>
And cast a ray e'en on the earth;
</p>
<p>
And fairies spun it in a ring,
</p>
<p>
With a feather from their wing,
</p>
<p>
And called it hope—a charm for tears,
</p>
<p>
And chained it to their silken ears.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<center>
DARK.
</center>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
And I was formed within a light
</p>
<p>
That kindled in the womb of night,
</p>
<p class="i2">
Of loathsome withered weeds—
</p>
<p>
And fate looked on and fanned the flame,
</p>
<p>
But freed me from the touch of blame,
</p>
<p class="i2">
Of all my evil deeds.
</p>
<p>
Enchantress waited on my birth,
</p>
<p>
And bade the hypochondriac walk the earth.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<center>
BOTH, RECITATIVE.
</center>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
Together, together, yet, O yet we dwell,
</p>
<p>
A glimpse of heaven in hell
</p>
<p>
A glimpse of heaven in hell
</p>
<p>
Which plays, which plays, like lightning on the tempest
gloom,
</p>
<p>
Or life within a catacomb,
</p>
<p>
Or life within a catacomb,
</p>
<p>
Pointing the many passions' mood
</p>
<p>
To strange but universal good.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<hr />
<h3>
DR. JOHNSON.
</h3>
<p>
(<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
</p>
<p>
The correspondent who furnished you with the article on "Dr.
Johnson's Residence in Bolt Court," has fallen into several
anachronisms, to which, I beg leave to call your attention.
</p>
<p>
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page323" name="page323"></a>[pg
323]</span> He says, "here the unfortunate Savage has held
his intellectual <i>noctes</i>, and enlivened the <i>old
moralist</i> with his mad philosophy." If you refer to any
biographical account of Johnson, you will find, his residence
in Bolt Court did not commence till nearly twenty years after
the death of Savage. Johnson had no settled habitation till
after that event, and they were both frequently obliged to
perambulate the streets, for whole nights, for want of money
to pay for a lodging; and instead of Johnson being an old
moralist at this time, he was but thirty-three when his
friend died, Savage being about forty-four.
</p>
<p>
Your correspondent has given a graphic description of our
great lexicographer and his two associates, Savage and
Boswell, all three of whom, he says, met at Johnson's house
in Bolt Court, and discussed subjects of polite literature;
whereas his acquaintance with Boswell began only in 1763, and
Savage died in Bristol, in 1742. The work Johnson wrote, at
the time of compiling the Dictionary, was the "Rambler," and
not the "Guardian," as your correspondent asserts. The latter
was the joint production of Addison and Steele.
</p>
<p>
The principal events of the Doctor's life are well known; and
it is interesting and not uninstructive to contemplate this
master-spirit struggling with the vicissitudes of fortune,
and depending frequently for his next meal, on the resources
of his genius, till his merit became known. View him and his
cotemporary, Garrick, travelling to London together, mere
adventurers, with many plans in their heads, and very little
money in their pockets; we see them both rising to the
pinnacle of fame; one the majestic teacher of moral virtue,
and the other delighting by the versatility of his histrionic
powers. Go one step further. They are consigned to the tomb,
and these men, whom friendship had united whilst living,
death has not divided. Near Shakspeare's monument, in
Westminster Abbey, they lie interred side by side. Of Garrick
it has been said, "that the gaiety of nations was eclipsed at
his death," and of Johnson we may truly say he has given
"ardour to virtue and confidence to truth."
</p>
<h4>
HEN. B.
</h4>
<hr />
<h3>
ON GOOD AND EVIL DAYS.
</h3>
<p>
(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
</p>
<p>
Notwithstanding the ridicule which in later ages has been
deservedly thrown on the idea of <i>good and evil days</i>,
it is certain, that from time immemorial, the most celebrated
nations of antiquity, the Chaldeans, the Egyptians, the
Greeks, and the Romans, adopted, and placed implicit faith in
this superstitious notion, which is still prevalent in all
parts of the east. According to Plutarch, the kings of Egypt
never transacted business on the third day of the week, and
abstained even from food till the evening; because on that
day, Typhon, who was considered by them the cause of every
evil, was born. The seventeenth day of the month was also
deemed unfortunate, as on that day Osiris died. The Greeks,
too, had their unlucky days, which they denominated
αποφρασες
[Greek: apophrases]. The Thursday was generally considered by
the Athenians of so unlucky an import, that the assemblies of
the people, which happened to fall on that day, were always
deferred. Hesiod enumerated the days when it might be proper
to commence certain undertakings, and those when it was
necessary to abstain from every employment; among the latter,
he mentions the fifth of every month, when the Infernal
Furies were supposed to bestride the earth. Virgil has the
same idea:—
</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p class="i2">
Quintam fuge—pallidus Orcus
</p>
<p>
Eumenidesque satae: tum partu terra nefando,
</p>
<p>
Coeumque, lapetumque creat, saevumque Typhaea,
</p>
<p>
Et conjuratos coelum rescindere fratres.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<h4>
1 GEOR. 279.
</h4>
<p>
The Romans also demonstrated in their calendar, the implicit
faith they placed in this distinction of days. The fortunate
days were marked in white, and the unfortunate in black; of
these were the days immediately after the Calendae, the
Nones, and the Ides; the reason was this: in the 363rd year
from the building of Rome, the military tribunes, perceiving
the republic unsuccessful in war, directed that its cause
should be inquired into. The senate having applied to L.
Aquinius, he answered, "That when the Romans had fought
against the Gauls, near the river Allia, and had experienced
so dreadful a defeat, sacrifices had been offered to the gods
the day after the ides of July, and that the Fabii having
fought on the same day at Cremera, were all destroyed." On
receiving this answer, the senate, by the advice of the
pontiffs, ordered, that for the future no military enterprise
should be formed on the days of the calends, the nones, or
the ides. Vitellius having taken possession of the sovereign
authority on the 15th of August, and on the same day
promulgated some new laws, they were ill received by the
people, because on that day had happened the disastrous
battles of the Allia and Cremera. There were other days
esteemed unhappy by the Romans, such as the day
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page324" name="page324"></a>[pg
324]</span> of sacrifices to the dead; of the Lemuria; and of
the Saturnalia, the 4th before the nones of October; the 6th
of the ides of November; the nones of July, called
Caprotinae; the 4th before the nones of August, on account of
the defeat at Cannae; and the ides of March, esteemed unlucky
by the creatures of Caesar.
</p>
<p>
In addition to these, were days which every individual
considered fortunate or unfortunate for himself. Augustus
never undertook any thing of importance on the day of the
nones. Many historical observations have contributed to
favour these superstitious notions. Josephus remarks, that
the temple of Solomon was burnt by the Babylonians on the 8th
of September, and was a second time destroyed on the same day
by Titus. Emilius Protus also observes, that Timoleon, the
Corinthian, gained most of his victories on the anniversary
of his birth. To these facts, drawn from ancient history,
many from more modern times may be added. It is said, that
most of the successes of Charles V. occurred on the festival
of St. Matthew. Henry III. was elected king of Poland, and
became king of France on Whitsunday, which was also his
birthday. Pope Sextus V. preferred Wednesday to every other
in the week, because it was the day of his birth, of his
promotion to the cardinalate, of his election to the papal
throne, and of his coronation. Louis XIII. asserted, that
Friday was always a favourable day to him. Henry VII., of
England, was partial to Saturday, on which most of the happy
events of his life had taken place. Oliver Cromwell always
considered the 3rd of September, 1650, when he defeated the
Scotch at Dunbar; on that day, in the following year, he
gained the battle of Worcester, but on the 3rd of September,
1658, he expired. Though this distinction of good and evil
days, be in reality as absurd as it appears to be, I much
doubt if it be yet entirely eradicated. When it is considered
how many things concur to keep up an error of this kind, and
that among the great as well as with the vulgar, opinions as
puerile are not only received, but even made a rule of
action, it may be inferred, that in every age and in every
country, however civilized, superstition always maintains its
influence, though it may occasionally vary in its object or
name. The human mind alternately wise and weak,
indiscriminately adopts error and truth.
</p>
<p>
<i>Romford</i>.
</p>
<h4>
H.B.A.
</h4>
<hr class="full" />
<h2>
THE NOVELIST.
</h2>
<hr />
<h3>
ANNE OF GEIERSTEIN.
</h3>
<p>
[The <i>Literary Gazette</i> of Saturday last enables us to
present our readers, (almost entire) the following Legend
respecting the house and ancestry of the heroine of Sir
Walter Scott's forthcoming Novel—<i>Anne of
Geierstein</i>. The tale is entitled Donnerhugel's Narrative,
and was told by a remarkable Swiss to the English hero of the
Romance.]
</p>
<p>
"I told you, (said Rudolf) that the lords of Arnheim, though
from father to son they were notoriously addicted to secret
studies, were, nevertheless, like the other German nobles,
followers of war and the chase. This was peculiarly the case
with Anne's maternal grandfather, Herman of Arnheim, who
prided himself on possessing a splendid stud of horses, and
one steed in particular, the noblest ever known in these
circles in Germany. I should make wild work were I to attempt
the description of such an animal, so I will content myself
with saying his colour was jet black, without a hair of
white, either on his face or feet. For this reason, and the
wildness of his disposition, his master had termed him
Apollyon; a circumstance which was secretly considered as
tending to sanction the evil reports which touched the house
of Arnheim, being, it was said, the naming of a favourite
animal after a foul fiend.
</p>
<p>
"It chanced, one November day, that the baron had been
hunting in the forest, and did not reach home till
night-fall. There were no guests with him, for, as I hinted
to you before, the castle of Arnheim seldom received any
other than those from whom its inhabitants hoped to gain
augmentation of knowledge. The baron was seated alone in his
hall, illuminated with cressets and torches. His one hand
held a volume covered with characters unintelligible to all
save himself. The other rested on the marble table, on which
was placed a flask of Tokay wine. A page stood in respectful
attendance near the bottom of the large and dim apartment,
and no sound was heard save that of the night wind, when it
sighed mournfully through the rusty coats of mail, and waved
the tattered banners which were the tapestry of the feudal
hall. At once the footstep of a person was heard ascending
the stairs in haste and trepidation; the door of the hall was
thrown violently open, and, terrified to a degree of ecstasy,
Caspar, the head of the baron's stable, or his master of
horse, stumbled up almost to the foot of the table at which
his lord was seated, with the exclamation in his
mouth—'My <span class="pagenum"><a id="page325"
name="page325"></a>[pg 325]</span> lord, my lord, a fiend is
in the stable!' 'What means this folly?' said the baron,
arising, surprised and displeased at an interruption so
unusual. 'Let me endure your displeasure,' said Caspar, 'if I
speak not truth! Apollyon—' Here he paused. 'Speak out,
thou frightened fool,' said the baron; 'is my horse sick, or
injured?' The master of the stalls again gasped forth the
word 'Apollyon!' 'Say on,' said the baron; 'were Apollyon in
presence personally, it were nothing to shake a brave man's
mind.' 'The devil,' answered the master of the horse, 'is in
Apollyon's stall!' 'Fool!' exclaimed the nobleman, snatching
a torch from the wall; 'what is it that could have turned thy
brain in such silly fashion?'
</p>
<p>
"As he spoke, he crossed the courtyard of the castle, to
visit the stately range of stables, where fifty gallant
steeds stood in rows, on each side of the ample hall. At the
side of each stall hung the weapons of offence and defence of
a man-at-arms, as bright as constant attention could make
them, together with the buff-coat which formed the trooper's
under garment. The baron, followed by one or two of the
domestics, who had assembled full of astonishment at the
unusual alarm, hastened up betwixt the rows of steeds. As he
approached the stall of his favourite horse, which was the
uppermost of the right-hand row, the good steed neither
neighed, nor shook his head, nor stamped with his foot, nor
gave the usual signs of joy at his lord's approach; a faint
moaning, as if he implored assistance, was the only
acknowledgment of the baron's presence. Sir Herman held up
the torch, and discovered that there was indeed a tall, dark
figure standing in the stall, resting his hand on the horse's
shoulder. 'Who art thou?' said the baron, 'and what dost thou
here?' 'I seek refuge and hospitality,' replied the stranger;
'and I conjure thee to grant it me, by the shoulder of thy
horse, and by the edge of thy sword, and so as they may never
fail thee when thy need is at the utmost.' 'Thou art, then, a
brother of the Sacred Fire,' said Baron Herman of Arnheim;
'and I may not refuse thee the refuge which thou requirest of
me, after the ritual of the Persian Magi. From whom, and for
what length of time, dost thou crave my protection?' 'From
those,' replied the stranger, 'who shall arrive in quest of
me before the morning cock shall crow, and for the full space
of a year and a day from this period.' 'I may not refuse
thee,' said the baron, 'consistently with my oath and my
honour. For a year and a day I will be thy pledge, and thou
shall share with me roof and chamber, wine and food. But
thou, too, must obey the law of Zoroaster, which, as it says,
Let the stronger protect the weaker brother, says also, Let
the wiser instruct the brother who hath less knowledge. I am
the stronger, and thou shalt be safe under my protection; but
thou art the wiser, and must instruct me in the more secret
mysteries.' 'You mock your servant,' said the strange
visiter; 'but if aught is known to Dannischemend which can
avail Herman, his instructions shall be as those of a father
to a son.' 'Come forth, then, from thy place of refuge,' said
the Baron of Arnheim: 'I swear to thee by the sacred fire
which lives without terrestrial fuel, and by the fraternity
which is betwixt us, and by the shoulder of my horse, and the
edge of my good sword, I will be thy warrand for a year and a
day, if so far my power shall extend.'
</p>
<p>
"The stranger came forth accordingly; and those who saw the
singularity of his appearance, scarce wondered at the fears
of Caspar, the stall-master, when he found such a person in
the stable, by what mode of entrance he was unable to
conceive. When he reached the lighted hall to which the baron
conducted him, as he would have done a welcome and honoured
guest, the stranger appeared to be very tall, and of a
dignified aspect. His dress was Asiatic, being a long, black
caftan, or gown, like that worn by Armenians, and a lofty,
square cap, covered with the wool of Astracan lambs. Every
article of the dress was black, which gave relief to the
long, white beard that flowed down over his bosom. His gown
was fastened by a sash of black silk net-work, in which,
instead of a poniard, or sword, was stuck a silver case,
containing writing materials and a roll of parchment. The
only ornament of his apparel consisted in a large ruby of
uncommon brilliancy, which, when he approached the light,
seemed to glow with such liveliness, as if the gem itself had
emitted the rays which it only reflected back. To the offer
of refreshment, the stranger replied, 'Baron, I may not eat,
water shall not moisten my lips, until the avenger shall have
passed by the threshold.' The baron commanded the lamps to be
trimmed and fresh torches to be lighted, and sending his
whole household to rest, remained sealed in the hall along
with the stranger, his suppliant. At midnight, the gates of
the castle were shaken as by a whirlwind, and a voice, as if
of a herald, was heard to demand his lawful prisoner,
Dannischemend, the son of Hali. The warder then heard a lower
window of the hall thrown
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page326" name="page326"></a>[pg
326]</span> open, and could distinguish his master's voice
addressing the person who had thus summoned the castle. But
the night was so dark that he might not see the speakers, and
the language which they used was either entirely foreign, or
so largely interspersed with strange words, that he could not
understand a syllable which they said. Scarce five minutes
had elapsed, when he who was without, again elevated his
voice as before, and said in German, 'For a year and a day,
then, I forbear my forfeiture;—but coming for it when
that time shall elapse, I come for my right, and will no
longer be withstood.'
</p>
<p>
"From that period Dannischemend, the Persian, was a constant
guest at the castle of Arnheim, and, indeed, never for any
purpose crossed the drawbridge. His amusements, or studies,
seemed centred in the library of the castle, and in the
laboratory, where the baron sometimes toiled in conjunction
with him for many hours together. The inhabitants of the
castle could find no fault in the Magus, or Persian,
excepting his apparently dispensing with the ordinances of
religion, since he neither went to mass nor confession, nor
attended upon other religious ceremonies. It was observed
that Dannischemend was rigid in paying his devotions, by
prostrating himself in the first rays of the rising sun, and
that he constructed a silver lamp of the most beautiful
proportions, which he placed on a pedestal representing a
truncated column of marble, having its base sculptured with
hieroglyphical imagery. With what essences he fed this flame
was unknown to all, unless perhaps to the baron; but the
flame was more steady, pure, and lustrous, than any which was
ever seen, excepting the sun of heaven itself, and it was
generally believed that Dannischemend made it an object of
worship in the absence of that blessed luminary. Nothing else
was observed of him, unless that his morals seemed severe,
his gravity extreme, his general mode of life very temperate,
and his fasts and vigils of frequent recurrence. Except on
particular occasions, he spoke to no one of the castle but
the baron.
</p>
<p>
"Winter was succeeded by spring, summer brought her flowers,
and autumn her fruits, which ripened and were fading, when a
foot-page, who sometimes attended them in the laboratory to
render manual assistance when required, heard the Persian say
to the Baron of Arnheim, 'You will do well, my son, to mark
my words; for my lessons to you are drawing to an end, and
there is no power on earth which can longer postpone my
fate.' 'Alas, my master!' said the baron, 'and must I then
lose the benefit of your direction, just when your guiding
hand becomes necessary to place me on the very pinnacle of
the temple of wisdom?' 'Be not discouraged, my son,' answered
the sage; 'I will bequeath the task of perfecting you in your
studies to my daughter, who will come hither on purpose. But
remember, if you value the permanence of your family, look
not upon her as aught else than a helpmate in your studies;
for if you forget the instructress in the beauty of the
maiden, you will be buried with your sword and your shield,
as the last male of your house; and farther evil, believe me,
will arise; for such alliances never come to a happy issue,
of which my own is an example.—But, hush, we are
observed.' The household of the castle of Arnheim having but
few things to interest them, were the more eager observers of
those which came under their notice; and when the termination
of the period when the Persian was to receive shelter in the
castle began to approach, some of the inmates, under various
pretexts, but which resolved into every terror,
absconded,—while others held themselves in expectation
of some striking and terrible catastrophe. None such,
however, took place; and, on the expected anniversary, long
ere the witching hour of midnight, Dannischemend terminated
his visit in the castle of Arnheim, by riding away from the
gate in the guise of an ordinary traveller.
</p>
<p>
"The baron had meantime taken leave of his tutor with many
marks of regret, and some which amounted even to sorrow. The
sage Persian comforted him by a long whisper, of which the
last part only was heard, 'By the first beam of sunshine she
will be with you. Be kind to her, but not over kind.' He then
departed, and was never again seen or heard of in the
vicinity of Arnheim. The baron was observed during all the
day after the departure of the stranger to be particularly
melancholy. At dawn of the ensuing morning, Sir Herman
summoned his page; and having performed his toilet, he waited
till the sun had just appeared above the horizon, and, taking
from the table the key of the laboratory, which the page
believed must have lain there all night, he walked thither,
followed by his attendant. At the door the baron made a
pause, and seemed at one time to doubt whether he should not
send away the page, at another to hesitate whether he should
open the door, as one might do who expected some strange
sight within. He pulled up resolution, however, turned the
key, threw the door open, and entered. The page followed
close behind his <span class="pagenum"><a id="page327"
name="page327"></a>[pg 327]</span> master, and was astonished
to the point of extreme terror at what he beheld, although
the sight, however extraordinary, had in it nothing save what
was agreeable and lovely. The silver lamp was extinguished,
or removed from its pedestal, where stood in place of it a
most beautiful female figure in the Persian costume, in which
the colour of pink predominated. But she wore no turban, or
head-dress of any kind, saving a blue riband drawn through
her auburn hair and secured by a gold clasp, the outer side
of which was ornamented by a superb opal, which, amid the
changing lights peculiar to that gem, displayed a slight
tinge of red, like a spark of fire. The figure of this young
person was rather under the middle size, but perfectly well
formed; the eastern dress, with the wide trousers gathered
round the ankles, made visible the smallest and most
beautiful feet which had ever been seen, while hands and arms
of the most perfect symmetry were partly seen from under the
folds of the robe. The little lady's countenance was of a
lively and expressive character, in which spirit and wit
seemed to predominate; and the quick, dark eye, with its
beautifully formed eyebrow, seemed to presage the arch
remark, to which the rosy and half-smiling lip appeared ready
to give utterance. The pedestal on which she stood, or rather
was perched, would have appeared unsafe had any figure
heavier than her own been placed there. But, however she had
been transported thither, she seemed to rest on it as lightly
and safely as a linnet, when it has dropped from the sky on
the tendril of a rose-bud. The first beam of the rising sun,
falling through a window directly opposite to the pedestal,
increased the effect of this beautiful figure, which remained
as motionless as if it had been carved in marble. She only
expressed her sense of the Baron of Arnheim's presence by
something of a quicker respiration, and a deep blush,
accompanied by a slight smile.
</p>
<p>
"The Baron of Arnheim, for an instant, stood without breath
or motion. At once, however, he seemed to recollect that it
was his duty to welcome the fair stranger to his castle, and
to relieve her from her precarious situation. He stepped
forward accordingly with the words of welcome on his tongue,
and was extending his arms to lift her from the pedestal,
which was nearly six feet high; but the light and active
stranger merely accepted the support of his hand, and
descended on the floor as light and as safe as if she had
been formed of gossamer. It was, indeed, only by the
momentary pressure of her little hand, that the Baron of
Arnheim was made sensible that he had to do with a being of
flesh and blood. 'I am come as I have been commanded,' she
said, looking around her: 'you must expect a strict and
diligent mistress, and I hope for the credit of an attentive
pupil.' After the arrival of this singular and interesting
being in the castle of Arnheim, various alterations took
place within the interior of the household. A lady of high
rank and small fortune, the respectable widow of a count of
the empire, who was the baron's blood relation, received and
accepted an invitation to preside over her kinsman's domestic
affairs, and remove, by her countenance, any suspicions which
might arise from the presence of Hermione, as the beautiful
Persian was generally called. The countess Waldstetten
carried her complaisance so far, as to be present on almost
all occasions, whether in the laboratory or library, when the
Baron of Arnheim received lessons from, or pursued studies
with, the young and lovely tutor, who had been thus strangely
substituted for the aged Magus. If this lady's report was to
be trusted, their pursuits were of a most extraordinary
nature, and the results which she sometimes witnessed were
such as to create fear as well as surprise. But she
accordingly vindicated them from practising unlawful arts, or
overstepping the boundaries of natural science. A better
judge of such matters, the Bishop of Bamberg himself, made a
visit to Arnheim, on purpose to witness the wisdom of which
so much was reported through the whole Rhine country. He
conversed with Hermione, and found her deeply impressed with
the truths of religion, and so perfectly acquainted with its
doctrines, that he compared her to a doctor of theology in
the dress of an Eastern dancing-girl. When asked regarding
her knowledge of languages and science, he answered that he
had been attracted to Arnheim by the most extravagant reports
on these points, but that he must return confessing 'the half
thereof had not been told unto him.'
</p>
<p>
"Meantime a marked alteration began to take place in the
interviews between the lovely tutor and her pupil. These were
conducted with the same caution as before, and never, so far
as could be observed, took place without the presence of the
countess of Waldstetten, or some other third person of
respectability. But the scenes of these meetings were no
longer the scholar's library, or the chemist's
laboratory;—the gardens, the groves, were resorted to
for amusement, and parties of hunting and fishing, with
evenings spent in the dance, seemed to announce
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page328" name="page328"></a>[pg
328]</span> that the studies of wisdom were for a time
abandoned for the pursuits of pleasure. It was not difficult
to guess the meaning of this; the Baron of Arnheim and his
fair guest, speaking a language different from all others,
could enjoy their private conversation, even amid all the
tumult of gaiety around them; and no one was surprised to
hear it formally announced, after a few weeks of gaiety, that
the fair Persian was to be wedded to the Baron of Arnheim.
</p>
<p>
"The manners of this fascinating young person were so
pleasing, her conversation so animated, her wit so keen, yet
so well tempered with good nature and modesty, that,
notwithstanding her unknown origin, her high fortune
attracted less envy than might have been expected in a case
so singular. Above all, her generosity amazed and won the
hearts of all the young persons who approached her. These
good qualities, her liberality above all, together with a
simplicity of thought and character, which formed a beautiful
contrast to the depth of acquired knowledge which she was
well-known to possess,—these, and her total want of
ostentation, made her superiority be pardoned among her
companions. Still there was notice taken of some
peculiarities, exaggerated perhaps by envy, which seemed to
draw a mystical distinction between the beautiful Hermione
and the mere mortals with whom she lived and conversed. In
the merry dance she was so unrivalled in lightness and
agility, that her performance seemed that of an aerial being.
She could, without suffering from her exertion, continue the
pleasure till she had tired out the most active revellers;
and even the young Duke of Hochspringen, who was reckoned the
most indefatigable at that exercise in Germany, having been
her partner for half an hour, was compelled to break off the
dance and throw himself, totally exhausted, on a couch,
exclaiming he had been dancing not with a woman, but with an
<i>ignis fatuus</i>. Other whispers averred, that while she
played with her young companions in the labyrinth and mazes
of the castle gardens at hide-and-seek, or similar games of
activity, she became animated with the same supernatural
alertness which was supposed to inspire her in the dance. She
appeared amongst her companions, and vanished from them with
a degree of rapidity which was inconceivable; and hedges,
treillage, or such like obstructions, were surmounted by her
in a manner which the most vigilant eye could not detect;
for, after being observed on the other side of the barrier at
one instant, in another she was beheld close beside the
spectator. In such moments, when her eyes sparkled, her
cheeks reddened, and her whole frame became animated, it was
pretended that the opal clasp amid her tresses, the ornament
which she never laid aside, shot forth the little spark, or
tongue of flame, which it always displayed, with an increased
vivacity. In the same manner, if in the twilight hall the
conversation of Hermione became unusually animated, it was
believed that the jewel became brilliant, and even displayed
a twinkling and flashing gleam which seemed to be emitted by
the gem itself, and not produced in the usual manner, by the
reflection of some external light. Her maidens were also
heard to surmise, that when their mistress was agitated by
any hasty or brief resentment (the only weakness of temper
which she was ever observed to display,) they could observe
dark-red sparks flash from the mystic brooch, as if it
sympathized with the wearer's emotions. The women who
attended on her toilette farther reported, that this gem was
never removed but for a few minutes, when the baroness' hair
was combed out; that she was unusually pensive and silent
during the time it was laid aside, and particularly
apprehensive when any liquid was brought near it. Even in the
use of holy water at the door of the church, she was observed
to omit the sign of the cross on the forehead, for fear, it
was supposed, of the water touching the valued jewel.
</p>
<p>
"These singular reports did not prevent the marriage of the
Baron of Arnheim from proceeding as had been arranged. In the
course of twelve months the lovely baroness presented her
husband with a daughter, which was to be christened Sibylla,
after the count's mother. As the health of the child was
excellent, the ceremony was postponed till the recovery of
the mother from her confinement; many were invited to be
present on the occasion, and the castle was thronged with
company. It happened that amongst the guests was an old lady,
notorious for playing in private society the part of a
malicious fairy in a minstrel's tale. This was the Baroness
of Steinfeldt, famous in the neighbourhood for her insatiable
curiosity and overweening pride. She had not been many days
in the castle, ere, by the aid of a female attendant, who
acted as an intelligencer, she had made herself mistress of
all that was heard, said, or suspected, concerning the
peculiarities of the Baroness Hermione. It was on the morning
of the day appointed for the christening, while the whole
company were assembled in the
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page329" name="page329"></a>[pg
329]</span> hall, and waiting till the baroness should
appear, to pass with them to the chapel, that there arose
between the censorious and haughty dame whom we have just
mentioned, and the Countess Waldstettin, a violent discussion
concerning some point of disputed precedence. It was referred
to the Baron von Arnheim, who decided in favour of the
countess. Madame de Steinfeldt instantly ordered her palfrey
to be prepared, and her attendants to mount. 'I leave this
place,' said she, 'which a good Christian ought never to have
entered; I leave a house of which the master is a sorcerer,
the mistress a demon who dares not cross her brow with holy
water, and their trencher companion one who for a wretched
pittance is willing to act as match-maker between a wizard
and an incarnate fiend!' She then departed, with rage in her
countenance, and spite in her heart. The Baron of Arnheim
then stepped forward, and demanded of the knights and
gentlemen around, if there were any among them who would dare
to make good with his sword the infamous falsehoods thrown
upon himself, his spouse, and his kinswoman. There was a
general answer, utterly refusing to defend the Baroness of
Steinfeldt's words in so bad a cause, and universally
testifying the belief of the company that she spoke in the
spirit of calumny and falsehood. 'Then let that lie fall to
the ground which no man of courage will hold up,' said the
Baron of Arnheim; 'only, all who are here this morning shall
be satisfied whether the Baroness Hermione doth or doth not
share the rites of Christianity.' The Countess of Waldstetten
made anxious signs to him while he spoke thus; and when the
crowd permitted her to approach near him, she was heard to
whisper,—'O, be not rash! try no experiment! there is
something mysterious about that opal talisman; be prudent,
and let the matter pass by.' The baron, who was in a more
towering passion than well became the wisdom to which he made
pretence, said, 'Are you, too, such a fool?' and retained his
purpose.
</p>
<p>
"The Baroness of Arnheim at this moment entered the hall,
looking just so pale from her late confinement as to render
her lovely countenance more interesting, if less animated,
than usual. Having paid her compliments to the assembled
company, she was beginning to inquire why Madame de
Steinfeldt was not present, when her husband made the signal
for the company to move forward to the chapel, and lent the
baroness his arm to bring up the rear. The chapel was nearly
filled by the splendid company, and all eyes were bent on
their host and hostess as they entered the place of devotion
immediately after four young ladies, who supported the infant
babe in a light and beautiful litter. As they passed the
threshold, the baron dipt his finger in the font-stone and
offered holy-water to his lady, who accepted it, as usual, by
touching his finger with her own. But then, as if to confute
the calumnies of the malevolent lady of Steinfeldt, with an
air of sportive familiarity which was rather unwarranted by
the time and place, he flirted on her beautiful forehead a
drop or two of the moisture which remained on his own hand.
The opal, on which one of these drops had lighted, shot out a
brilliant spark like a falling star, and became the instant
afterwards lightless and colourless as a common pebble, while
the beautiful baroness sunk on the floor of the chapel with a
deep sigh of pain. All crowded around her in dismay. The
unfortunate Hermione was raised from the ground and conveyed
to her chamber; and so much did her countenance and pulse
alter within the short time necessary to do this, that those
who looked upon her pronounced her a dying woman. She was no
sooner in her own apartment than she requested to be left
alone with her husband. He remained an hour in the room, and
when he came out he locked and double locked the door behind
him. He then betook himself to the chapel, and remained there
for an hour or more, prostrated before the altar. In the
meantime most of the guests had dispersed in dismay; though
some abode out of courtesy or curiosity. There was a general
sense of impropriety in suffering the door of the sick lady's
apartment to remain locked; but, alarmed at the whole
circumstances of her illness, it was some time ere any one
dared disturb the devotions of the baron. At length medical
aid arrived, and the Countess of Waldstetten took upon her to
demand the key. She spoke more than once to a man who seemed
incapable of hearing, at least of understanding, what she
said. At length he gave her the key, and added sternly, as he
did so, that all aid was unavailing, and that it was his
pleasure that all strangers should leave the castle. There
were few who were inclined to stay; when upon opening the
door of the chamber in which the baroness had been deposited
little more than two hours before, no traces of her could be
discovered, unless that there was about a handful of light
grey ashes, like such as might have been produced by burning
fine paper, found on the bed where she had been laid. A
solemn <span class="pagenum"><a id="page330"
name="page330"></a>[pg 330]</span> funeral was nevertheless
performed, with masses and all other spiritual rites, for the
soul of the high and noble Lady Hermione of Arnheim; and it
was exactly on that same day three years that the baron
himself was laid in the grave of the same chapel of Arnheim,
with sword, shield, and helmet, as the last male of his
family."
</p>
<hr class="full" />
<h2>
THE TOPOGRAPHER.
</h2>
<hr />
<h3>
SAWSTON HALL.<a id="footnotetag1"
name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a>
</h3>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
Huge halls, long galleries, spacious chambers join'd
</p>
<p class="i2">
By no quite lawful marriage of the arts,
</p>
<p>
Might shock a connoisseur; but when combin'd
</p>
<p class="i2">
Form'd a whole, which, irregular in parts,
</p>
<p>
Yet left a grand impression on the mind
</p>
<p class="i2">
At least, of those whose eyes are in their hearts.
</p>
<p>
We gaze upon a giant for his stature,
</p>
<p class="i2">
Nor judge at first, if all be true to nature.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<h4>
BYRON.
</h4>
<p>
Quoting from the same poem, we may truly say of Sawston Hall,
Cambridgeshire—"The mansion's self is vast and
venerable,"—for it is one of the most pleasing
architectural relics of the "elder time," which at present
exists in England. The house, a large, old, substantial
mansion, built partly, as says the tradition, from the walls
of Cambridge Castle, has been the property of the Roman
Catholic family of Huddleston, for some centuries; and
assuming its present appearance early in the reign of Queen
Mary, has, with only the trifling alterations incidental to
necessary repairs, retained it; for the Huddlestons,
inhabiting Sawston Hall, and residing there in each
generation, highly respected as country gentlemen, either
from the extravagance of some of the family, or from a taste
for old associations, have been prevented from altering it.
As the manor house, it stands near the church; the baronial
chiefs who were always lords of the manor, frequently
building, if seldom patronizing, their village churches.
</p>
<p>
The mansion is a large, square building, situated in a
garden, wherein may be observed the remains of <i>aggera</i>,
a moat, terrace, &c.; a river so shallow that it might be
easily forded, flows at the back of the house, and serves as
one boundary to this garden. In the very small inner court,
stands a tower, enclosing a spiral staircase, which leads to
the top of the house; the whole length of the southern front
of it is occupied by a gallery, and the dormitories upon this
floor, which communicate with each other, are hung with old
tapestry. The principal entrance is through a porch and door,
which opens immediately into the baronial hall, a curious
place certainly, but slightly differing in arrangement and
appearance from what we had previously seen at Arundel
Castle, Haddon Hall, and several colleges. The oriel window,
instead of its usual place at the upper end of the hall, was
situated on one side, very near the corner; in the recess
formed by it, stood the baron's table, not as we had
anticipated upon a dais, but at least so veiled from the
vulgar gaze of the retainers who feasted at a separate board
in the apartment, that it answered the purpose of
distinguishing ranks equally well. The hall is paved with red
brick, and has a large, open fire-place, intimating well the
hospitable spirit of former days; its panels, curiously
carved, are painted white and brown; the latter in imitation
of walnut wood, is probably a mere coating of paint drawn
over the original panels of that material, to ensure their
preservation. Here too are the arms of the family emblazoned,
in which may be observed the lion of Britain and Fleur-de-lis
of France, the Huddlestons being descended from, or united
to, the royal line of each nation.
</p>
<p>
There is, near the hall, an ancient refectory, or
dining-room, shut up, and in so dangerous a state as to
require to be filled with props to support its ceiling. The
grand staircase, which is of oak, and coeval with the
building, leads to the gallery, in which are situated the
principal sleeping-rooms, distinguished as the green, blue,
red chambers, &c., according to the predominant colours
of the ancient and faded tapestry with which they are hung;
nor would the old manor-house deserve the name of such, was
there not in one of these a concealed door behind the arras,
and in another, the report at least of a ghost. A narrow
door, near the end of the gallery, opens immediately upon an
old and narrow staircase, the ascent to that chapel in the
very roof of the building, which at the period of the
Reformation, was contrived and fitted up for the secret
advantage of the Roman Catholic proprietors of Sawston; this
chamber, for it is nothing more, is certainly little
calculated to impress the mind of the spectator with an idea
of the splendour of Catholic worship; we approached it by a
narrow decaying staircase, stepped over bare rafters, and
were scarcely able to pilot ourselves securely by the faint
glimmerings of day-light, streaming through the chinks in the
tiling overhead. Upon <span class="pagenum"><a id="page331"
name="page331"></a>[pg 331]</span> the opening of the chapel
door, however, a full tide of light greeted us, admitted by a
dormer window, and this displayed an apartment, known by its
altar and benches to be appropriated to sacred purposes, the
sole decorations of whose plain white-washed walls were some
few engravings of madonnas, saints, and holy families,
&c., chiefly French, and not particularly beautiful or
valuable.
</p>
<p>
On returning from the chapel we were shown an ingenious
hiding-place for the priest in troublous times: a cell
covered by a trap-door in the staircase, and just large
enough to contain one person, a small table, and a stool;
whilst a loop-hole in the wall admitted an apology for light
and air. Of heir-looms, there are at Sawston Hall, plenty of
curious old pictures and engravings, books, missals, a real
relic of chivalry, (light, well-poised, and made of the true
lance-wood,) a tilting lance; Queen Mary's bed, and her
pincushion; and a singular glass water-jug, made in the reign
of Queen Anne, which, when the present proprietor of Sawston
took possession of his inheritance, had been laid up for
seventy years; it is now, we believe, off the superannuated
list, and sees daily service. We have only space briefly to
allude to the tradition, which, sketched at length in the
valuable periodical to which we have referred our readers,
induced us to supply the present illustrative account. The
Princess Mary fleeing from the persecutions of the heads of
the Protestant party, was entertained and lodged for a night
by Sir John Huddleston, of Sawston. The hall was in
consequence besieged by an immense mob from Cambridge, fired,
and nearly destroyed; Mary and her host with difficulty
escaped, (she disguised as a market-woman,) and as queen, she
rebuilt Sawston with the stones of Cambridge Castle.
</p>
<h4>
M.L.B.
</h4>
<hr class="full" />
<h2>
MANNERS & CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
</h2>
<hr />
<h3>
CHINESE CITIES.
</h3>
<p>
(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
</p>
<p>
The cities of China are generally of a square form,
surrounded with lofty walls, having projecting towers at
regular intervals, and are usually encompassed by a ditch,
either dry or full of water. Distributed through the streets
and squares, or situated in the vicinity of the principal
gates, are round, hexagonal or octagonal towers, of various
heights, triumphal arches, beautiful temples dedicated to
idols, and monuments erected in honour of those who have
rendered important services to the nation, or the people; and
lastly some public buildings more remarkable for extent than
magnificence.
</p>
<p>
The squares are large, the streets long and of different
breadths, the houses have, for the most part, but a ground
floor, and rarely exceed one story. The shops are varnished,
and ornamented with silk and porcelain. Before each door is
fixed a painted and gilded board, seven or eight feet high,
supported on a pedestal, and having inscribed on it three
large characters chosen by the merchant for the sign of his
shop, to distinguish it from all others. To these are often
added a list of the articles to be disposed of, and the name
of the seller. Under all, conspicuous for their size, are the
characters <i>"Pou-Hou,"</i> (no cheating here.)
</p>
<h4>
G.L.S.
</h4>
<hr />
<h3>
FIGS
</h3>
<p>
(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
</p>
<p>
Figs have, from the earliest times, been reckoned among the
delights of the palate. Shaphan the scribe, who made for the
use of the young king Josiah, that compendium of the law of
Moses, which is called Deuteronomy, enumerates among the
praises of his country, that it was a land of figs.
</p>
<p>
The Athenians valued figs at least as highly as the Jews.
Alexis called figs a "a food for the gods." Pausanias says,
that the Athenian Phytalus was rewarded by Ceres, for his
hospitality, with the gift of the first fig tree. Some
foreign guest, no doubt, transmitted to him the plant, which
he introduced into Attica. It succeeded so well there, that
Uthanaeus brings forward Lynceus and Antiphones, vaunting the
figs of Attica as the best on earth. Horapollo, or rather his
commentator Bolzani, says, that when the master of the house
is going a journey, he hangs out a broom of fig boughs for
good luck. Our forefathers preferred a broom of birch; as if,
in the master's absence, it was well to remember the rod.
</p>
<p>
A taste for figs marked the progress of refinement in the
Roman empire. In Cato's time, but six sorts of figs were
known; in Pliny's, twenty-nine. The sexual system of plants,
seems first to have been observed in the fig tree; whose
artificial impregnation is taught by Pliny, under the name of
caprification.
</p>
<p>
In modern times, the esteem for figs has been still more
widely diffused.
</p>
<p>
When Charles the Fifth visited Holland, in 1540, a Dutch
merchant sent him a plate of figs, as the greatest delicacy
which Ziriksee could offer.
</p>
<h4>
H.B.A.
</h4>
<hr />
<p>
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page332" name="page332"></a>[pg
332]</span>
</p>
<h3>
ALNWICK FREEMEN.
</h3>
<p>
Alnwick, in Northumberland, is remarkable for the peculiar
manner of making freemen. Those to be made free, or as the
saying is, <i>to leap well</i>, assemble in the market place
early on St. Mark's day on horseback, with every man a sword
by his side, dressed in white, all with white night caps,
attended by four chamberlains mounted and armed in the same
manner. Hence they proceed with music to a large, dirty pool,
called <i>Freeman's Well</i>, where they dismount, and draw
up in a body, and then rush through the mud as fast as they
can. As the water is generally very foul, they come out in a
dirty condition; but after taking a dram, they put on dry
clothes, remount their horses, and ride full gallop round the
confines of the town, when they return, sword in hand, and
are met by women decorated with ribands, bells, &c.
ringing and dancing. These are called <i>timber vasts</i>.
The houses of the new freemen are, on this day, distinguished
by a holly bush, as a signal for their friends to assemble
and make merry.
</p>
<p>
This ridiculous ceremony is attributed to King John, who
being mired in the well, as a punishment for not mending the
road, made the above custom a part of the charter of the
town.
</p>
<h4>
H.B.A.
</h4>
<hr class="full" />
<h2>
THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
</h2>
<hr />
<h3>
DOCTOR PARR.
</h3>
<p>
How many a fine mind has been lost to mankind by the want of
some propitious accident, to lead it to a proper channel; to
prevent its current from "turning awry and losing the name of
action!" We know not whether the story of Newton's apple be
true, but it may serve for an illustration, and if that apple
had not fallen, where would have been his Principia? If the
Lady Egerton had not missed her way in a wood, Milton might
have spent the time in which he wrote "Comus," in writing
"Accidence of Grammar;" and if Ellwood, the quaker, had not
asked him what he could say on "Paradise Regained," that
beautiful poem (so greatly underrated) would have been lost
to us.
</p>
<p>
Samuel Parr was born at Harrow-on-the-Hill, June 15 (o.s.)
1747. He was the son of Samuel Parr, a surgeon and apothecary
of that place, and through him immediately descended from
several considerable scholars, and remotely (as one of his
biographers, Mr. Field, asserts) from Sir W. Parr, who lived
in the reign of Edward IV., and whose granddaughter was Queen
Catharine Parr, of famous memory. It does not appear from
Parr's writings (as far as we remember) that he laid claim to
this high ancestry; yet the name of Catharine, which he gave
to one of his daughters, may be imagined to imply as much.
His mother, whose maiden name was Mignard, was of the family
of the celebrated painter. It was the accident of Parr's
birthplace that, probably, laid the foundation of his fame,
for to the school of his native village, then one of the most
flourishing in England, he was sent in his sixth year;
whilst, under other circumstances, it is likely that he would
have been condemned to an ordinary education and his father's
business. So many seeds is Nature constantly and secretly
scattering, in order that one may fall upon a spot that shall
foster it into a a plant. In his boyhood, he is described by
his sister, Mrs. Bowyear, as studious after his kind,
delighting in Mother Goose and the Seven Champions, and not
partaking much in the sports usual to such an age. He had a
very early inclination for the church, and the elements of
that taste for ecclesiastical pomp, which distinguished him
in after life, appeared when he was not more than nine or ten
years old. He would put on one of his father's shirts for a
surplice, (till Mr. Sanders, the vicar, supplied him, as
Hannah did his namesake, with a little gown and cassock;) he
would then read the church service to his sister and cousins,
after they had been duly summoned by a bell tied to the
banisters; preach them a sermon, which his congregation was
apt to think, in those days, somewhat of the longest; and
even, in spite of his father's remonstrances, would bury a
bird or a kitten (Parr had always a great fondness for
animals) with the rites of Christian burial. Samuel was his
mother's darling; she indulged all his whims, consulted his
appetite, and provided hot suppers for him almost from his
cradle. He was her only son, and was at this time very fair
and well-favoured. Providence, however, foreseeing that at
all events vanity was to be a large ingredient in Parr's
composition, sent him, in its mercy, a fit of small-pox; and,
with the same intent, perhaps, deprived him of a parent, who
was killing her son's character by kindness. Parr never was a
boy, says, somewhere, his friend and school-fellow, Dr.
Bennet. When he was about nine years old, Dr. Allen saw him
sitting on the churchyard gate at Harrow, with great gravity,
whilst his school-fellows were all at play. "Sam. why don't
you play with the others?" cried Allen. "Do not you
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page333" name="page333"></a>[pg
333]</span> know, sir," said he, with vast solemnity, "that I
am to be a parson?" And Parr himself used to tell of Sir W.
Jones, another of his school-fellows, that as they were one
day walking together near Harrow, Jones suddenly stopped
short, and, looking hard at him, cried out, "Parr, if you
should have the good luck to live forty years, you may stand
a chance of overtaking your face." Between Bennet, Parr, and
Jones, the closest intimacy was formed; and though
occasionally tried, it continued to the last. Sir W. Jones,
indeed, was soon carried, by the tide of events, far away
from the other two, and Dr. Bennet quickly shot a-head of
poor Parr in the race of life, and rose to the Irish bench.
</p>
<p>
These three challenged one another to trials of skill in the
imitation of popular authors—they wrote and acted a
play together—they got up mock councils, and harangues,
and combats, after the manner of the classical heroes of
antiquity, and under their names—till, at the age of
fourteen, Parr being now at the head of the school, was
removed from it and placed in his father's shop.
</p>
<p>
The doctor must have found in the course of his practice,
that there are some pills which will not go down—and
this was one. Parr began to criticize the Latin of his
father's prescriptions, instead of "making the mixture;" and
was not prepared for that kind of Greek with which old
Fuller's doctor was imbued, who, on being asked why it was
called a <i>Hectic</i> fever, "Because," saith he, "of an
<i>hecking</i> cough which ever attendeth that disease."
Accordingly, Parr having in vain tried to reconcile himself
to the "uttering of mortal drugs" for three years, was at
length suffered to follow his own devices, and in 1765, was
admitted of Emmanuel College, Cambridge. Dr. Farmer was at
that time tutor. Of this proficient in black letter (he was
one of the earliest, and perhaps <i>the</i> cleverest, of his
tribe) we are told by Archdeacon Butler, in a note, that he
was a man of such singular indolence, as to neglect sending
in the young men's accounts, and is supposed to have burnt
large sums of money, by putting into the fire unopened
letters, which contained remittances, conveyed remonstrances,
and required answers.
</p>
<p>
At college Parr remained about fourteen months, when his
resources were cut off by the sudden death of his father. On
balancing his accounts, three pounds seventeen shillings
appeared to be all his worldly wealth; and it has been
asserted by one of the many persons who have contributed
their quota to the memorabilia of Parr, that had he been
aware beforehand of possessing so considerable a sum, he
would have continued longer in an university which he quitted
with a heavy heart, and which he was ever proud to
acknowledge as his literary nursing-mother. It is melancholy
to reflect on the numbers of young men who squander the
opportunities afforded them at Cambridge, and Oxford, without
a thought; "casting the pearl away, like the Aethiop," while,
at the very moment, many are the sons of genius and poverty,
who, with Parr, are struggling in vain to hold fast their
chance of the learning, and the rewards of learning, to be
gained there, and which would be to them instead of house and
land. Thus were Parr's hopes again nipped in the bud, and
those years, (the most valuable of all, perhaps, for the
formation of character,) the latter years of school and
college life, were to him a blank. Meanwhile Dr. Sumner, then
master of Harrow, offered him the situation of his first
assistant. With this Parr closed; he took deacon's orders in
1769; and five years passed away, as usefully and happily
spent as any which he lived to see. It was while he was
under-master of Harrow that he lost his cousin, Frank Parr,
then a recently elected Fellow of King's College. Parr loved
him as a brother; and, though himself receiving a salary of
only fifty pounds a year, and, as he says, and as may be well
believed, "then very poor," he cheerfully undertook for
Frank, by way of making his death-bed more comfortable, the
payment of all his Cambridge debts, which proved to be two
hundred and twenty-three pounds; a promise which, it is
needless to say, he faithfully kept, besides settling an
annuity of five pounds upon his mother.
</p>
<p>
In 1771, when Parr was in his twenty-fifth year, Dr. Sumner
was suddenly carried off by apoplexy. Parr now became a
candidate for the head mastership of Harrow, founding his
claims on being born in the town, educated at the school, and
for some years one of the assistants. The governors, however,
preferred Dr. Benjamin Heath, an antagonist by whom it was no
disgrace to be beaten, and whose personal merit Parr himself
allowed to justify their choice. A rebellion among the boys,
many of whom took Parr's part, ensued; and in an evil hour he
threw up his situation of assistant, and withdrew to
Stanmore, a village a very few miles from Harrow. Here he was
followed by forty of the young rebels, and with this stock in
trade he proceeded to set up a school on his own account.
This, Dr. Johnstone thinks, was the crisis
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page334" name="page334"></a>[pg
334]</span> of Parr's life. The die had turned up against
him, and the disappointment, with its immediate consequences,
gave a complexion to his future fortunes, character, and
comfort. He had already mounted a full-bottomed wig when he
stood for Harrow, anxious, as it should seem, to give his
face a still further chance of keeping its start. He now
began to ride on a black saddle, and bore in his hand a long
wand with an ivory head, like a crosier in high prelatical
pomp. His neighbours, who wondered what it could all mean,
had scarcely time to identify him with his pontificals,
before they saw him stalking along the street in a dirty,
striped dressing-gown. A wife was all that was now wanted to
complete the establishment at Stanmore, and accordingly Miss
Jane Marsingale, a lady of an ancient Yorkshire family, was
provided for him, (Parr, like Hooker, appears to have courted
by proxy, and with about the same success,) and so Stanmore
was set a going as the rival of Harrow. These were fearful
odds, and it came to pass, that in spite of "Attic symposia,"
and groves of Academus, and the enacting of a Greek play, and
the perpetual recitation of the fragment in praise of
Harmodius and Aristogeiton, the establishment at Stanmore
declined, and at the end of five years, Parr was not sorry to
accept the mastership of an endowed school at Colchester. To
Colchester, therefore, he removed with his wife and a
daughter in the spring of 1777. Here he took priest's orders
at the hands of Bishop Lowth, and found society congenial to
him in Dr. Foster, a kindred whig, and in Thomas Twining, a
kindred scholar.
</p>
<hr />
<h3>
YOUNG NAPOLEON
</h3>
<p>
This poor boy, whose destiny has suffered so remarkable a
change, appears to have been a child of great promise, both
for intelligence and goodness of heart. The anecdotes
concerning him are of the most pleasing kind. From the time
that he knew how to speak, he became, like most children, a
great questioner. He loved, above every thing, to watch the
people walking in the garden and in the court of the
Tuileries, over which his windows looked. There was always a
crowd of people assembled there to see him. Having remarked
that many of the persons who entered the palace, had rolls of
paper under their arms, he desired to know of his
<i>gouvernante</i> what that meant. He was told that they
were unfortunate people, who came to ask some favour of his
papa. From this moment he shouted and wept whenever he saw a
petition pass, and was not to be satisfied till it was
brought to him; and he never failed to present himself, every
day at breakfast, all those which he had collected in the
course of the day before. It may be easily supposed, that
when this practice was known to the public, the child was
never at a loss for petitions.
</p>
<p>
He saw one day under his windows a woman in mourning who held
by the hand a little boy about four years old, also in
mourning. This little fellow had in his hand a petition which
he held up from a distance to the young prince. The boy would
know why this poor, little one was clothed all in black. His
governess answered that it was, no doubt, because his papa
was dead. He manifested a strong desire to talk with the
child.—Madame Montesquieu, who seized every occasion of
developing his sensibility, consented, and gave an order that
he should be brought in with his mother. She was a widow
whose husband had been killed in the last campaign, and
finding herself without resources, had petitioned the emperor
for a pension. The young Napoleon took the petition and
promised to deliver it to his papa. The next morning he made
up his ordinary packet of petitions, but the one in which he
took a particular interest he kept separate, and after
putting the mass into the hands of the emperor according to
custom; "Papa," said he, "here is the petition of a very
unfortunate little boy; you are the cause of his father's
dying, and now he has nothing. Give him a pension, I beg."
Napoleon took up his son and embraced him tenderly, gave him
the pension, which he antedated, and caused the patent to be
made out in the course of the day.—<i>Translated from
the French.—Westminster Review.</i>
</p>
<hr />
<h3>
AN ESKDALE ANECDOTE.
</h3>
<center>
<i>Extract of a Letter from the Ettrick Shepherd.</i>
</center>
<p>
I chanced to be on a weeks' visit to a kind friend, a farmer
in Eskdale-muir, who thought meet to have a party every day
at dinner, and mostly the same party. Our libations were
certainly carried rather to an extremity, but our merriment
corresponded therewith. There was one morning, indeed, that
several of the gentlemen were considerably hurt, and there
were marks of blood on the plaster, but no one could tell
what had happened. It appeared that there had been a quarrel,
but none of us knew what about, or who it was that fought.
</p>
<p>
But the most amusing part of the ploy
<span class="pagenum"><a id="page335" name="page335"></a>[pg
335]</span> (and a very amusing part it was) regarded a half
hogshead of ale, that was standing in the lobby to clear for
bottling. On the very first forenoon, our thirst was so
excessive, that the farmer contrived to insert a spigot into
this huge cask, and really such a treasure I think was hardly
ever opened to a set of poor thirsty spirits. Morning, noon,
and night, we were running with jugs to this rich fountain,
and handing the delicious beverage about to lips that glowed
with fervour and delight. In a few days, however, it wore so
low, that before any would come, one was always obliged to
hold it up behind; and, finally, it ran dry.
</p>
<p>
On the very morning after that, the farmer came in with a
wild raised look. "Gentlemen," said he, "get your
hats—haste ye—an' let us gang an' tak a lang
wauk, for my mother an' the lasses are on a-scrubbing a whole
floorfu' o' bottles; an' as I cam by, I heard her speaking
about getting the ale bottled the day."
</p>
<hr class="full" />
<h2>
THE SKETCH-BOOK.
</h2>
<hr />
<h3>
CREATING WANTS.
</h3>
<center>
<i>An old, but a true Story.</i>
</center>
<p>
I was bred a linen-draper, and went into business with better
than a thousand pounds. I married the daughter of a country
tradesman, who had received a boarding-school education. When
I married I had been in business five years, and was in the
way of soon accumulating a fortune. I was never out of my
shop before it was shut up, and was remarked by my friends as
being a steady young man, with a turn for business.
</p>
<p>
I used to dine in the parlour, where I could have an eye upon
the shop; but my new acquaintances told me this was
<i>extremely ungenteel</i>; that if I had no confidence in my
men I should get others; that a thief would be a thief, watch
him how I would, and that I was now too forward in the world
to be a slave to the shop.
</p>
<p>
From being constantly in my shop from seven in the morning
till eight in the evening, I lay in bed till nine, and took a
comfortable breakfast before I made my appearance below.
Things, however, went on very well—I bowed to my best
customers, and attended closely to my business while I was in
it, trade went on briskly, and the only effect of this
acquaintance was the necessity of letting our friends see
that we were getting above the world, by selling some of our
old-fashioned furniture, and replacing it with that which was
more <i>genteel</i>, and introducing wine at dinner when we
had company.
</p>
<p>
As our business increased, our friends told us it would be
<i>extremely genteel</i> to take a lodging in summer just at
the outskirts of the city, where we might retire in the
evening when shop was shut, and return to it next morning
after breakfast; for as we lived in a close part of the town,
fresh air was necessary to our health; and though, before I
had this airy lodging, I breathed very well in town, yet
indulging in the fresh air, I was soon sensible of all the
stench and closeness of the metropolis; and I must own I
began to relish a glass of wine after dinner as well when
alone as when in company: I did not find myself the worse in
circumstances for this lodging; but I did not find I grew
richer, and we had no money to lay by.
</p>
<p>
We soon found out that a lodging so near town was smothered
with dust, and smelt too much of London air, therefore I took
a small house we had seen about five miles from town, near an
acquaintance we had made, and thought it imprudent to sleep
from home every night, and that it would be better for my
business to be in town all the week, and go to this house on
Saturday, and continue there until Monday; but one excuse or
other often found me there on Tuesday. Coach-hire backward
and forwards, and carriage of parcels, generally cost us
seven or eight shillings a week; and as a one-horse chaise
would be attended with very little more expense, and removing
to a further distance, seeing the expense would be saved by
not having our house full of company on Sunday, which was
always the case, being so near town; besides the exercise
would be beneficial, for I was growing corpulent with good
living and idleness. Accordingly we removed to the distance
of fifteen miles from town, into a better house, because
there was a large garden adjoining it, and a field for the
horse. It afforded abundance of fruit, and fruit was good for
scorbutic and plethoric habits, our table would be furnished
at less expense, and fifteen miles was but an hour's ride
more than seven miles.
</p>
<p>
All this was plausible, and I soon found myself under the
necessity of keeping a gardener; so that every cabbage that I
before put on my table for one <i>penny</i> cost me one
<i>shilling</i>, and I bought my dessert at the dearest hand;
but I was in it—I found myself happy—in a
profusion of fruit, and a blight was little less than death
to me.
</p>
<p>
This new acquired want, now introduced all the expensive
modes of having <span class="pagenum"><a id="page336"
name="page336"></a>[pg 336]</span> fruit in spite of either
blasts or blights. I built myself a small hot house, and it
was only the addition of a chaldron or two of coals; the
gardener was the same, and we had the pride of putting on our
table a pine-apple occasionally, when our acquaintance were
contented with the exhibition of a melon.
</p>
<p>
From this expense we soon got into a fresh one. As we often
out-staid Monday in the country, it was thought prudent that
I should go to town on Monday by myself, and return in the
evening; this being too much for one horse, a second-hand
chariot might be purchased for a little more than what the
one-horse chaise would sell for; the field was large enough
for two horses; going to town in summer in an open carriage
was choking ourselves with dust, burning our faces, and the
number of carriages on the road made driving dangerous;
besides, having now a genteel acquaintance in the
neighbourhood, there was no paying a visit in a one-horse
chaise. Another horse would be but very little addition in
expense; we had a good coach-house, and the gardener would
drive. All this seemed true. I fell into the scheme; but soon
found that the wheels were so often going that the gardener
could not act in both capacities; whilst he was driving the
chariot, the hot-house was neglected; the consequence was,
that I hired a coachman. The chariot brought on the necessity
of a footman—a better acquaintance—wax
candles—Sherry—Madeira—French Wines,
&c. In short, I grew so fond of these indulgencies that
they became WANTS, and I was unhappy when in town and out of
the reach of them.
</p>
<p>
All this would have done very well if I had not had a
business to mind; but the misfortune was, that it took me off
from trade—unsettled my thoughts; my shopmen were too
much left to themselves, they were negligent of my business,
and plundered me of my property. I drew too often upon the
till—made no reserve for the wholesale dealers and
manufacturers—could not answer their demands upon
me—and became—<i>Bankrupt</i>.
</p>
<p>
Reduced now to live upon a chop and a draught of porter, I
feel my <i>wants</i> more than ever; my wife's genteel
notions having upset her, she has lost her spirits. We do
little but upbraid each other, and I am become despicable in
my own opinion, and ridiculous in that of others. I once was
happy, but now am miserable.
</p>
<hr class="full" />
<h2>
THE GATHERER.
</h2>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
</p>
<p>
SHAKSPEARE
</p>
</div>
</div>
<hr />
<h3>
GUDE NEWS.
</h3>
<center>
<i>Copied from an inscription over the fireplace of a
public-house in Edinburgh, the frequent resort of Burns.</i>
</center>
<p>
Willie Christie tells them wha dinna ken, that he has a
public house, first door down Libbertown Wynd, in the Lawn
Market, whaur he keeps the best o' stuff; gude nappy Yill
frae the best o' Bruars in big bottels an' wee anes, an'
Porter frae Lunnon o' a' sorts; Whuske as gude as in the
Toun, an o' a' strength, an' for cheapness ekwall to ony
that's gaun. Jinger Beer in wee bottells at Tippence, an'
Sma' Beer for three bawbees the twa bottels out of the house,
an' a penny the bottel in.
</p>
<p>
N.B. Toddy cheap an' unco' gude if 'tis his ain mackin.
</p>
<h4>
S.H.
</h4>
<hr />
<h3>
EPIGRAM.
</h3>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<p>
Whilst Mary kissed her infant care,
</p>
<p>
"You like my lip," she cried, "my dear."
</p>
<p>
The smiling child, though half afraid,
</p>
<p>
Thus to her beauteous mother said:
</p>
<p>
"With me, mamma, oh, do not quarrel,
</p>
<p>
I thought your lip had been my coral."
</p>
</div>
</div>
<h4>
E.A.W.
</h4>
<hr />
<h3>
AN EXPLETIVE.
</h3>
<p>
A newspaper tells us that an <i>old</i> woman died April 26,
at Wolverhampton, aged 150 years.
</p>
<hr />
<center>
LIMBIRD'S EDITION<br />
<i>of the Following Novels is already Published:</i>
</center>
<pre>
s. d.
Mackenzie's Man of Feeling 0 6
Paul and Virginia 0 5
The Castle of Otranto 0 6
Almoran and Hamet 0 5
Elizabeth, or the Exiles of Siberia. 0 6
The Castles of Athlia and Dunbayne 0 6
Rasselas 0 8
The Old English Baron 0 8
Nature and Art 0 8
Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield 0 10
Sicilian Romance 1 0
The Man of the World 1 0
A Simple Story 1 4
Joseph Andrews 1 6
Humphry Clinker 1 8
The Romance of the Forest 1 8
The Italian 2 0
Zeluco, by Dr. Moore 2 6
Edward, by Dr. Moore 2 6
Roderick Random 2 6
The Mysteries of Udolpho 3 6
Peregrine Pickle 4 6
</pre>
<hr class="full" />
<blockquote class="footnote">
<a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a><b>Footnote 1</b>:
<a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
<p>
The above brief account of a veritable old English Manor
House, transcribed from a few rough notes, taken at the
period of personal observation, is now supplied by the
writer as an article entitled "The Siege of Sawston,"
appears this month, in that clever and amusing work <i>The
United Service Journal</i>.
</p>
</blockquote>
<hr class="full" />
<p>
<i>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near
Somerset House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New
Market, Leipsic; and by all Newsmen and Booksellers</i>.
</p>
<hr class="full" />
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