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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction., by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.
+ Volume XIII, No. 369, Saturday, May 9, 1829.
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: February 27, 2004 [EBook #11343]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE, NO. 369 ***
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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL XIII, NO. 369.] SATURDAY, MAY 9, 1829. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Cornwall Terrace, Regent's Park.]
+
+
+
+
+CORNWALL TERRACE
+
+REGENT'S PARK.
+
+
+Adjoining _York Terrace_, engraved and described in No. 358, of the
+MIRROR, is _Cornwall Terrace_, one of the earliest and most admired of
+all the buildings in the Park; although its good taste has not been so
+influential as might have been expected, on more recent structures.
+It is named after the ducal title of the present King, when Regent.
+
+Cornwall Terrace is from the designs of Mr. Decimus Burton, and is
+characterized by its regularity and beauty, so as to reflect high
+credit on the taste and talent of the young architect. The ground
+story is rusticated, and the principal stories are of the Corinthian
+order, with fluted shafts, well proportioned capitals, and an
+entablature of equal merit. The other embellishments of Cornwall
+Terrace are in correspondent taste, and the whole presents a facade
+of great architectural beauty and elegance.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE COSMOPOLITE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE TIMES NEWSPAPER.
+
+(_Concluded from page 292_.)
+
+Passing over the leading articles, and some news from the seat of war,
+next is the Court Circular, describing the mechanism of royal and
+noble etiquette in right courtly style. The "Money Market and City
+Intelligence"--what a line for the capitalist: only watch the
+intensity with which he devours every line of the oracle, as the
+ancients did the _spirantia exta_--and weighs and considers its import
+and bearing with the Foreign News and leading articles. What rivets
+are these--"risen about 1/4 per cent"--and "a shade higher;" no fag or
+tyro ever hailed an illustration with greater interest. Talk to him
+whilst he is reading any other part of the paper, and he will break
+off, and join you; but when reading this, he can only spare you an
+occasional "hem," or "indeed"--his eyes still riveted to the column.
+This has been satirically termed "watching the turn of the market;"
+although every reader does the same, and first looks for those
+events in the paper which bear upon his interests or enjoyments;
+for pleasure, as well as industry, has her studies. Thus the lines
+"Drury Lane Theatre," and "Professional Concert" are 'Change news
+to a certain class--and a long criticism on Miss Phillips's first
+appearance in Jane Shore will ensure attention and sympathy, from
+anxiety for an actress of high promise, and the pathos of the play
+itself; and we need not insist upon the beneficial effect which sound
+criticism has on public taste. To pass from an account of a Concert at
+the Argyll Rooms, with its fantasias and _concertanti_, to the fact of
+940 weavers being at present unemployed in Paisley,--and the death of
+a young man in Paris, from hydrophobia, is a sad transition from gay
+to grave--yet so they stand in the column. A long correspondence on
+Commercial Policy, Taxation, Finance, and Currency--we leave to the
+capitalist, the "parliament man," and other disciples of Adam Smith;
+whilst our eye descends to the right-hand corner, where is recorded
+the horrible fact of a mother attempting to suffocate her infant at
+her breast! Humanity sickens at such a pitch of savage crime in the
+centre of the most refined city in the world!
+
+The commencement of the third folio is a gratifying contrast to the
+last horrible incident. It describes the Anniversary of St. Patrick's
+Charity Schools, with one of the King's brothers presiding at the
+benevolent banquet, and records an after-dinner subscription of
+540_l._! What a delightful scene for the philanthropist--what a
+blessed picture of British beneficence! Yet beneath this is a
+piracy--a tale of blood, whose very recital "will harrow up thy
+soul"--the murder of the captain and crew of an American brig, as
+narrated by one man who was concealed. In the next column are two
+reports of Parish Elections, which afford more speculation than we are
+prone to indulge, as the turning-out of old parties and setting-up of
+new, and many of the petty feuds and jealousies that divide and
+distract parishes or large families, the little circles of the great
+whole. At the foot of this column a paragraph records the death of
+a miserly bachelor schoolmaster, who had worn the same coat twenty
+years, and on the tester of whose bed were found, wrapped up in old
+stockings £1,600. in interest notes, commencing thirty-five years
+since, the compound interest of which would have been £4,000.; and
+for what purpose was this concealment?--a dread of being required to
+assist his relatives! Yet contrast this wicked abuse with a few of the
+incidents we have recorded--the dinner of St. Patrick's, for instance,
+and is it possible to conceive a more despicable situation (short of
+crime) than this poor miser deserves in our chronicle.
+
+The third column opens to us a scene of a very opposite character, the
+Newmarket Craven Meeting--the most brilliant assemblage ever known
+there; the town crammed with the children of chance, the innkeepers
+trebling their charges, and like the Doncaster people, doing "noting
+widout the guinea." What an heterogeneous mixture of fine old sport,
+black legs and consciences, panting steeds and hearts bursting with
+expectation and despair, and the grand machinery of chance working
+with mathematical truth, and not unfrequently beneath luxury and the
+mere show of hospitality.
+
+The moralist will turn away from this rural pandemonium with disgust;
+but what will he say to the records of wretchedness and crime that
+fill up nearly the remainder of the folio. A Coroner's Inquest upon
+a fellow creature who "died from neglect, and want of common food to
+support life"--and another upon a poor girl, whose young and tender
+wits being "turned to folly,"--died by a draught of laudanum--are
+still more lamentable items in the calendar.
+
+Beneath these inquests is a brief tale of a romantic robbery in an
+obscure department of France. The priest of a village, aged 80, lived
+in an isolated cottage with his niece. About midnight, he was
+disturbed, and on his getting out of bed, was bound by two men, whilst
+a third stood at the door. The robbers then proceeded to the girl's
+chamber, very ungallantly took her gold ear-rings, and by threatening
+her and her uncle with death, got possession of 300 francs. Two of
+the ruffians then proceeded to the church, broke open the poor-box,
+and took about 30 francs. They then bound again the old man and his
+niece, and departed. One of the robbers, however, left an agricultural
+tool behind him, which led to the discovery of two of the thieves, who
+are committed for trial. This is a perfect newspaper gem.
+
+The fifth column has terror in its first line "Law Report," and
+commences with an action in the Court of King's Bench, against the
+late Sheriffs of London for an illegal seizure--one of the glorious
+delights of office. The next portion relates to an illustrious
+foreigner, who stated that he professed to swallow fire and molten
+lead, "but he only put them into his mouth, and took them out again
+in a sly manner, for they were too hot to eat." (Much laughter.) He
+could swallow prussic acid without experiencing any ill effects from
+it; that was what he called _pyrotechny_; "he had no property except
+a wife and child, &c."
+
+Next are the Police Reports, sometimes affording admirable studies of
+men and manners. The first is a case of a man being locked up for the
+night in a watch-house, "on suspicion of ringing a bell"--and brings
+to light a most outrageous abuse of petty power. In another case, a
+gang of robbers pursued by one set of watchmen, were suffered to
+escape by another set, who would not stir a foot beyond their own
+boundary line! Neither Shakspeare, Fielding, nor Sheridan have given
+us a better standing jest than this incident affords. It reminds us
+of the fellow who refused to take off Tom Ashe's coat, because it
+was felony to strip an _ash;_ or the tanner who would not help the
+exciseman out of his pit without twelve hours' notice.
+
+The Births, Marriages, and Deaths--and the Markets, and Price of
+Stocks, in small type, which well bespeaks their crowded interest,
+wind up the sheet. Yet what thrilling sensations does this small
+portion of our sheet often impart. What hopes and expectations for
+heirs and legacy hunters--people who want the "quotation" of Mark Lane
+and the Coal Market--and others whose daily tone and temper depends
+on the little cramped fractions in the "Stocks" and "Funds." Another
+catches a fine frenzy from the "Shares," and regulates his day's
+movements "the very air o' the time" by their import--and hence he
+dreams of gold and gossamer, or sits torturing his imagination with
+writs and executions that await adverse fortune.
+
+Such are but a few of the pleasures and pains of a newspaper.
+Shenstone says the first part which an ill-natured man examines, is
+the list of bankrupts, and the bills of mortality; but, to prove that
+our object is any thing but ill-natured, we have glanced last at the
+Deaths. The paper over which we have been travelling, wants the
+Gazette and Parliamentary News, and a Literary feature. The Debates
+would have enabled us to illustrate the rapid marches of science and
+intellect in our times, as displayed in the present perfect system of
+parliamentary reporting. But enough has been said on other points to
+prove that the _physiognomy_ of a newspaper is a subject of intense
+interest. In this slight sketch we have neither magnified the crimes,
+nor sported with the weaknesses; all our aim has been to search out
+points or pivots upon which the reflective reader may turn; the result
+will depend on his own frame of mind.
+
+There is, however, one little paragraph, one pearl appended to the
+Police Report which we must detach, viz. the acknowledgment of £2.
+sent to the Bow Street office poor-box, the _seventh_ contribution of
+the same amount of a benevolent individual (by the handwriting, a
+lady) signed "A friend to the unfortunate."
+
+Read this ye who gloat over ill-gotten wealth, or abuse good fortune;
+think of the delights of this divine benefactress--silent and
+unknown--but, above all, of the exceeding great reward laid up for
+her in heaven.
+
+PHILO.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CAT AND FIDDLE.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Your correspondent, double X has furnished us with a well written and
+whimsical derivation of the above ale-house sign, and partly by Roman
+patriotism and French "lingo," he traces it up to "_l'hostelle du
+Caton fidelle_." But I presume the article is throughout intended for
+pure banter--as I do not consider your facetious friend seriously
+meant that "no two objects in the world have less to do with each
+other than a cat and violin."
+
+How close the connexion is between fiddle and _cat-gut_, seems pretty
+well evident--for a proof, I therefore refer double X to any _cat-gut
+scraper_ in his majesty's dominions, from the theatres royal, to
+Mistress Morgan's two-penny hop at Greenwich Fair.
+
+JACOBUS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ROUE'S INTERPRETATION OF DEATH.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+"Death! who would think that five simple letters, would produce a word
+with so much terror in it."--_The Rou._
+
+
+ Death! and why should it be
+ That hideous mystery
+ Is with those atoms integral combin'd?
+ Alas! too well--too well,
+ I've prob'd unto the spell
+ In each dark imag'd sound, that lurks entwin'd!
+ Eternity, implied
+ In Death, and long denied
+ Now sacrifices my tortur'd menial gaze!
+ Whilst, with its lurid light
+ Heart-burnings fierce unite
+ And what may quench, the guilty spirit's blaze?
+
+ Annihilation!--this,
+ Was once, the startling bliss
+ I forc'd my soul to fancy Death should give!
+ But, whilst I shudd'ring bless
+ The hopes--of--nothingness,
+ A something sighs: "Beyond the grave I live!"
+ Tophet! I thrill! for scorn'd
+ Was the sere thought, though warn'd
+ Ofttimes that Death, enclos'd that dread abyss!
+ Now, by each burning vein
+ And venom'd conscience--pain
+ I know the terrors of that world, in this!
+
+ Heaven! ay, 'tis in Death
+ For him, whose fragile breath
+ Wends from a breast of piety and peace,
+ But darkness, chains, and dree
+ Eternal, are for me
+ Since Death's tremendous myst'ries never cease!
+
+M.L.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TO JUDY.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ I have thought of you much since we parted,
+ And wished for you every day,
+ And often the sad tear has started,
+ And often I've brush'd it away;
+ When the thought of thy sweet smile come o'er me
+ Like a sunbeam the tempest between,
+ And the hope of thy love shone before me
+ So brilliantly bright and serene,
+ I remember thy last vow that made me
+ Forget all my sorrow and care,
+ And I think of the dear voice that bade me
+ Awake from the dream of despair.
+
+ I regard not the gay scene around me,
+ The smiles of the young and the free,
+ Have not _now_ the soft charm that once bound me.
+ For _that_ hath been broken by _thee_;
+ And tho' voices, _dear_ voices are teeming,
+ With friendship and gladness, and wit,
+ And a welcome from bright eyes is beaming,
+ I cannot, I cannot, forget--
+ I may join in the dance and the song,
+ And laugh with the witty and gay,
+ Yet the heart and best feelings that throng
+ Around it, are far, far away.
+
+ Dost remember the scene we last traced, love,
+ When the smile from night's radiant queen
+ Beamed bright o'er the valley, and chased love
+ The spirit of gloom from the scene?
+ And the riv'let how heedless it rushed, love,
+ From its home in the mountain away,
+ And the wild rose how faintly it blush'd, love,
+ In the light of the moon's silver ray:
+ Oh, that streamlet was like unto me,
+ Parting from whence its brightness first sprung,
+ And that sweet rose was the emblem of thee,
+ As so pale on my bosom you hung.
+
+ Dearest, _why_ did I leave thee behind me,
+ Oh! why did I leave thee at all,
+ Ev'ry day that dawns, only can find me
+ In sorrow, and tho' the sweet thrall
+ Of my heart serves to cheer and to check me
+ When sorrow or passion have sway,
+ Yet I'd rather have thee to _hen-peck_[1] me,
+ Than be from thy bower away;
+ And, dear Judy, I'm still what you found me,
+ When we met in the grove by the rill,
+ I forget not the spell that first bound me,
+ And I shall not, till feeling be still.
+
+F. BERINGTON.
+
+ [1] _Hen-pecked_, to be governed _by a wife_, (see Johnson.)
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT PLACES OF SANCTUARY IN LONDON AND WESTMINSTER.
+
+ "No place indeed should murder sanctuarise."
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+
+The principal sanctuaries were those in the neighbourhood of
+Fleet-street, Salisbury-court, White Friars, Ram-alley, and Mitre-court;
+Fulwood's-rents, in Holborn, Baldwin's-gardens, in Gray's-inn-lane; the
+Savoy, in the Strand; Montague-close, Deadman's-place, the Clink, the
+Mint, and Westminster. The sanctuary in the latter place was a structure
+of immense strength. Dr. Stutely, who wrote about the year 1724, saw it
+standing, and says that it was with very great difficulty that it was
+demolished. The church belonging to it was in the shape of a cross, and
+double, one being built over the other. It is supposed to have been
+built by Edward the Confessor. Within this sanctuary was born Edward V.,
+and here his unhappy mother took refuge with her son, the young Duke of
+York, to secure him from the villanous proceedings of his cruel uncle,
+the Duke of Gloucester, who had possession of his elder brother. The
+metropolis at one time (says the Rev. Joseph Nightingale,) abounded with
+these haunts of villany and wretchedness. They were originally
+instituted for the most humane and pious purposes; and owe their origin
+to one of the sacred institutions of the Mosaic law, which appointed
+certain cities of refuge for persons who had accidentally slain any of
+their fellow creatures. The institution, as Marmonides justly observes,
+was a merciful provision both for the manslayer, that he might be
+preserved, and for the avenger, that his blood might be cooled by the
+removal of the manslayer out of his sight. In the year 1487, during the
+Pontificate of Innocent VIII. a bull was issued, and sent here, to lay
+a little restraint on the privileges of sanctuary. It stated, that if
+thieves, murderers, or robbers, registered as sanctuary-men, should
+sally out and commit fresh nuisances, which they frequently did, and
+enter again, in such cases they might be taken out of their sanctuaries
+by the king's officers. That as for debtors, who had taken sanctuary
+to defraud their creditors, their persons only should be protected;
+but their goods out of sanctuary, should be liable to seizure. As
+for traitors, the king was allowed to appoint them keepers in their
+sanctuaries, to prevent their escape. After the Reformation had gained
+strength, these places of sanctuary began to sink into contempt, and in
+the year 1697, it became absolutely necessary to take some legislative
+measures for their destruction.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRUE PHILOSOPHY.
+
+
+A footman who had been found guilty of murdering his fellow-servant,
+was engaged in writing his confession: "I murd--" he stopped, and
+asked, "How do you spell _murdered?_"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TIMBER TREES.
+
+
+In the last volume of the MIRROR, we gave several extracts from a
+delightful paper on _Landscape Gardening_, contained in a recent
+Number of the _Quarterly Review_; with an abstract of Sir Henry
+Steuart's new method of transplanting trees, and a variety of
+information on this interesting department of rural economy. We are
+therefore pleased to see that the Society for the diffusion of Useful
+Knowledge, have appropriated the second part of their new work to what
+are termed "Timber Trees and their applications;" and probably few of
+their announced volumes will exceed in usefulness and entertainment
+that which is now before us. Indeed, the Editor could scarcely have
+devised a more successful means of impressing his readers with a
+sincere love of nature and her sublime works, than by introducing them
+to the history of vegetable substances in their connexion with the
+useful arts.
+
+We subjoin a few specimens, with occasional notes, arising from our
+own reading and personal observation.
+
+
+_Picturesque Beauty of the Oak_.
+
+
+A fine oak is one of the most picturesque of Trees. It conveys to the
+mind associations of strength and duration, which are very impressive.
+The oak stands up against the blast, and does not take, like other
+trees, a twisted form from the action of the winds. Except the cedar of
+Lebanon, no tree is so remarkable for the stoutness of its limbs: they
+do not exactly spring from the trunk, but divide from it; and thus it
+is sometimes difficult to know which is stem and which is branch. The
+twisted branches of the oak, too, add greatly to its beauty; and the
+horizontal direction of its boughs, spreading over a large surface,
+completes the idea of its sovereignty over all the trees of the forest.
+Even a decayed oak,--
+
+ "------dry and dead,
+ Still clad with reliques of its trophies old,
+ Lifting to heaven its aged hoary head,
+ Whose foot on earth Hath got but feeble hold--"
+
+
+--even such a tree as Spenser has thus described is strikingly
+beautiful: decay in this case looks pleasing. To such an oak Lucan
+compared Pompey in his declining state.
+
+
+_The Cedar_.
+
+
+The cedar of Lebanon, though it has been introduced into many parts of
+England as an ornamental tree, and has thriven well, has not yet been
+planted in great numbers for the sake of its timber. No doubt it is more
+difficult to rear, and requires a far richer soil than the pine and the
+larch; but the principal objection to it has been the supposed slowness
+of its growth, although that does not appear to be very much greater
+than in the oak. Some cedars, which have been planted in a soil well
+adapted to them, at Lord Carnarvon's, at Highclere, have grown with
+extraordinary rapidity. Of the cedars planted in the royal garden
+at Chelsea, in 1683, two had, in eighty-three years, acquired a
+circumference of more than twelve feet, at two feet from the ground,
+while their branches increased over a circular space forty feet in
+diameter. Seven-and-twenty years afterwards the trunk of the largest one
+had extended more than half a foot in circumference; which is probably
+more than most oaks of a similar age would do during an equal period.
+The surface soil in which the Chelsea cedars throve so well is not by
+any means rich; but they seem to have been greatly nourished from a
+neighbouring pond, upon the filling up of which they wasted away.
+
+Various specimens of the cedar of Lebanon are mentioned as having
+attained a very great size in England. One planted by Dr. Uvedale, in
+the garden of the manor-house at Enfield, about the middle of the
+seventeenth century, had a girth of fourteen feet in 1789; eight feet
+of the top of it had been blown down by the great hurricane in 1703,
+but still it was forty feet in height. At Whitton, in Middlesex, a
+remarkable cedar was blown down in 1779. It had attained the height of
+seventy feet; the branches covered an area one hundred feet in
+diameter; the trunk was sixteen feet in circumference at seven feet
+from the ground, and twenty-one feet at the insertion of the great
+branches twelve feet above the surface. There were about ten principal
+branches or limbs, and their average circumference was twelve feet.
+About the age and planter of this immense tree its historians are not
+agreed, some of them referring its origin to the days of Elizabeth,
+and even alleging that it was planted by her own hand. Another cedar,
+at Hillingdon, near Uxbridge, had, at the presumed age of 116 years,
+arrived at the following dimensions; its height was fifty-three feet,
+and the spread of the branches ninety-six feet from east to west, and
+eighty-nine from north to south. The circumference of the trunk, close
+to the ground, was thirteen feet and a half; at seven feet it was
+twelve and a half; and at thirteen feet, just under the branches, it
+was fifteen feet eight inches. There were two principal branches, the
+one twelve feet and the other ten feet in girth. The first, after a
+length of eighteen inches, divided into two arms, one eight feet and a
+half, and the other seven feet ten. The other branch, soon after its
+insertion, was parted into two, of five feet and a half each.[2]
+
+ [2] We believe the finest cedars in England to be those at Juniper
+ Hall, between Leatherhead and Dorking.
+
+
+_The Yew Tree_
+
+
+(Called _Taxus_, probably from the Greek, which signifies swiftness,
+and may allude to the velocity of an arrow shot from a yew-tree bow,)
+is a tree of no little celebrity, both in the military and the
+superstitious history of England. The common yew is a native of
+Europe, of North America, and of the Japanese Isles. It used to be
+very plentiful in England and Ireland, and probably also Scotland.
+Caesar mentions it as having been abundant in Gaul; and much of it is
+found in Ireland, imbedded in the earth. The trunk and branches grow
+very straight; the bark is cast annually; and the wood is compact,
+hard, and very elastic. It is therefore of great use in every branch
+of the arts in which firm and durable timber is required; and, before
+the general use of fire-arms, it was in high request for bows: so much
+of it was required for the latter purpose, that ships trading to
+Venice were obliged to bring ten bow staves along with every butt of
+Malmsey. The yew was also consecrated--a large tree, or more being in
+every churchyard; and they were held sacred.[3] In funeral processions
+the branches were carried over the dead by mourners, and thrown under
+the coffin in the grave. The following extract from the ancient laws
+of Wales will show the value that was there set upon these trees, and
+also how the consecrated yew of the priests had risen in value over
+the reputed sacred mistletoe of the Druids:--
+
+"A consecrated yew, its value is a pound.
+
+"A misletoe branch, threescore pence.
+
+"An oak, sixscore pence.
+
+"Principal branch of an oak, thirty pence.
+
+"A yew tree, (not consecrated) fifteen pence.
+
+"A sweet apple, threescore pence.
+
+"A sour apple, thirty pence.
+
+"A thorn-tree, seven pence halfpenny. Every tree after that,
+fourpence."
+
+ [3] Yew trees--those gloomy tenants of our churchyards--appear to
+ have been planted there in ancient times. In the will of Henry
+ VI. there is the following item:--"The space between the wall
+ of the church and the wall of the cloyster shall conteyne 38
+ feyte, which is left for to sett in certayne trees and flowers,
+ behovable and convenient for the custom of the said church."
+ Several reasons may be assigned for giving this tree a preference
+ to every other evergreen. It is very hardy, long-lived, and,
+ though in time it attains a considerable height, produces
+ branches in abundance, so low as to be always within reach
+ of the hand, and at last affords a beautiful wood for
+ furniture.--The date of the yews at Bedfont is 1704.
+
+
+By a statute made in the 5th year of Edward IV., every Englishman, and
+Irishman dwelling with Englishmen, was directed to have a bow of his
+own height made of yew, wych-hazel, ash, or awburne--that is, laburnum,
+which is still styled "awburne saugh," or awburne willow, in many
+parts of Scotland. His skill in the use of the long bow was the proud
+distinction of the English yeoman, and it was his boast that none but an
+Englishman could bend that powerful weapon. It seems that there was a
+peculiar art in the English use of this bow; for our archers did not
+employ all their muscular strength in drawing the string with the right
+hand, but thrust the whole weight of the body into the horns of the bow
+with the left. Chaucer describes his archer as carrying "a mighty bowe;"
+and the "cloth-yard shaft," which was discharged from this engine, is
+often mentioned by our old poets and chroniclers. The command of Richard
+III. at the battle which was fatal to him, was this:
+
+ "Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head."
+
+
+The bowmen were the chief reliance of the English leaders in those
+bloody battles which attended our unjust contests for the succession
+to the crown of France. Some of these scenes are graphically described
+by Froissart.
+
+
+_Box_
+
+
+Is a native of all the middle and southern parts of Europe; and it is
+found in greater abundance and of a larger size in the countries on
+the west of Asia, to the south of the mountains of Caucasus. In many
+parts of France it is also plentiful, though generally in the
+character of a shrub. In early times it flourished upon many of the
+barren hills of England. Evelyn found it upon some of the higher hills
+in Surrey, displaying its myrtle-shaped leaves and its bright green in
+the depth of winter; and, till very recently, it gave to Boxhill, in
+that county, the charms of a delightful and perennial verdure. The
+trees have now been destroyed, and the name, as at other places called
+after the box, has become the monument of its former beauty.[4]
+
+ [4] In the twelfth volume of the MIRROR, we gave an accurate picture
+ of the past and present celebrity of _Box Hill_, especially with
+ respect to the quantity of box grown there. The box trees on the
+ hill are again flourishing, and with these and other evergreens
+ the chief part of Box Hill is still covered.
+
+
+Yet no tree so well merits cultivation--though its growth be slow. It
+is an unique among timber, and combines qualities which are not found
+existing together in any other. It is as close and as heavy as ebony;
+not very much softer than _lignumvitae_; it cuts better than any other
+wood; and when an edge is made of the ends of the fibres, it stands
+better than lead or tin, nay almost as well as brass. Like holly, the
+box is very retentive of its sap, and warps when not properly dried,
+though when sufficiently seasoned it stands well. Hence, for the
+wooden part of the finer tools, for every thing that requires
+strength, beauty, and polish in timber, there is nothing equal to it.
+There is one purpose for which box, and box alone, is properly
+adapted, and that is the forming of wood-cuts, for scientific or other
+illustrations in books. These reduce the price considerably in the
+first engraving, and also in the printing; while the wood-cut in box
+admits of as high and sharp a finish as any metal, and takes the ink
+much better. It is remarkably durable too; for, if the cut be not
+exposed to alternate moisture or heat, so as to warp or crush it, the
+number of thousands that it will print is almost incredible. England
+is the country where this economical mode of illustration is performed
+in the greatest perfection; and just when a constant demand for box
+was thus created, the trees available for the purpose had vanished
+from the island.
+
+
+_Mahogany_
+
+
+Is of universal use for furniture, from the common tables of a village
+inn to the splendid cabinets of a regal palace. But the general adoption
+of this wood renders a nice selection necessary for those articles which
+are costly and fashionable. The extensive manufacture of piano-fortes
+has much increased the demand for mahogany. This musical instrument, as
+made in England, is superior to that of any other part of Europe; and
+English piano-fortes are largely exported. The beauty of the case forms
+a point of great importance to the manufacturer. This circumstance adds
+nothing, of course, to the intrinsic value of the instrument; but it
+is of consequence to the maker, in giving an adventitious quality to
+the article in which he deals. Spanish mahogany is decidedly the most
+beautiful; but occasionally, yet not very often, the Honduras wood is of
+singular brilliancy; and it is then eagerly sought for, to be employed
+in the most expensive cabinet-work. A short time ago, Messrs. Broadwood,
+who have long been distinguished as makers of piano-fortes, gave the
+enormous sum of 3,000_l_. for three logs of mahogany. These logs, the
+produce of one tree, were each about fifteen feet long and thirty-eight
+inches wide. They were cut into veneers of eight to an inch. The wood,
+of which we have seen a specimen, was peculiarly beautiful, capable of
+receiving the highest polish; and, when polished, reflecting the light
+in the most varied manner, like the surface of a crystal; and, from
+the wavy form of the fibres, offering a different figure in whatever
+direction it was viewed. A new species of mahogany has been lately
+introduced in cabinet-work, which is commonly called Gambia. As its name
+imports, it comes from Africa. It is of a beautiful colour, but does not
+retain it so long as the Spanish and Honduras woods.
+
+
+_Planting_.
+
+The publication of his Sylva, by Evelyn,[5] gave a considerable
+impulse to planting in the time of Charles II.; but in the next
+century that duty was much neglected by the landed proprietors of this
+country. There is a selfish feeling, that the planter of an elm or an
+oak does not reap such an immediate profit from it himself, as will
+compensate for the expense and trouble of raising it. This is an
+extremely narrow principle, which, fortunately, the rich are beginning
+to be ashamed of. It is a positive duty of a landed proprietor who
+cuts down a tree which his grandfather planted, to put a young one
+into the ground, as a legacy to his own grand-children: he will
+otherwise leave the world worse than he found it. Sir Walter Scott,
+who is himself a considerable planter, has eloquently denounced that
+contracted feeling which prevents proprietors thus improving their
+estates, because the profits of plantations make a tardy and distant
+return; and we cannot better conclude than with a short passage from
+the essay in which he enforces the duty of planting waste lands:--
+
+"The indifference to this great rural improvement arises, we have
+reason to believe, not so much out of the actual lucre of gain as the
+fatal _vis inertiae_--that indolence which induces the lords of the
+soil to be satisfied with what they can obtain from it by immediate
+rent, rather than encounter the expense and trouble of attempting the
+modes of amelioration which require immediate expense--and, what is,
+perhaps, more grudged by the first-born of Egypt--a little future
+attention. To such we can only say that the improvement by plantation
+is at once the easiest, the cheapest, and the least precarious mode of
+increasing the immediate value, as well as the future income, of their
+estates; and that therefore it is we exhort them to take to heart the
+exhortation of the dying Scotch laird to his son: 'Be aye sticking in
+a tree Jock--it will be growing whilst you are sleeping.'"
+
+ [5] Evelyn passed much of his time in planting; and his _Sylva,
+ or a Discourse on Forest Trees_, is one of the most valuable
+ works in the whole compass of English literature. He describes
+ himself as "borne at _Wotton_, among the woods," situate about
+ four miles from Dorking, in a fine valley leading to Leith Hill.
+ In book iii. chap. 7, of his _Sylva_, he says, "To give an
+ instance of what store of woods and timber of prodigious size
+ were grown in our little county of Surrey, my own grandfather
+ had standing at Wotton, and about that estate, timber that now
+ were worth £100,000. Since of what was left my father (who was
+ a great preserver of wood) there has been £30,000. worth of
+ limber fallen by the axe, and the fury of the hurricane in 1703,
+ by which upwards of 1,000 trees were blown down. Now, no more
+ Wotton! stript and naked, and ashamed almost to own its name."
+ The Wotton woods are still flourishing, and within the last
+ fourteen years we have passed many delightful days beneath their
+ shade. Many a time and often in our rambles have we met the
+ venerated Sir Samuel Romilly in one of the most beautiful ridges
+ of the park, called the _Deer-leap_, wooing Nature in her
+ delightful solitudes of wood and glade. He resided at Leith
+ Hill, and the distance thence to Wotton is but a short ride.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+KITCHINERIANA.
+
+(_From the Housekeeper's Oracle, by the late Dr. Kitchiner_.)
+
+
+The Greek commanders at the siege of Troy, and who were likewise all
+royal sovereigns, never presumed to set before their guests any food
+but that cooked by their own hands. Achilles was famous for--broiling
+beefsteaks.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Instead of "Do let me send you some more of this mock turtle"--"Another
+patty"--"Sir, some of this trifle," "I must insist upon your trying this
+nice melon;"
+
+The language of _hospitality_ should rather run thus:--"Shall I send you
+a fit of the cholic, Sir?"
+
+"Pray let me have the pleasure of giving you a pain in your stomach."
+
+"Sir, let me help you to a little gentle bilious head-ache."
+
+"Ma'am, you surely cannot refuse a touch of inflammation in the bowels."
+
+ If you feed on rich sauces, drink deep of strong wine,
+ In the morn go to bed, and not till night dine;
+ And the order of Nature thus turn topsy turvy!
+ You'll quickly contract Palsy, jaundice, and scurvy!!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The man who makes an appointment with his stomach and does not keep it
+disappoints his _best friend_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[Illustration: Swan River Settlement.]
+
+
+Copied from a handsome Chart, by permission of the publisher, Mr. Cross,
+18, Holborn, opposite Furnivals' Inn.
+
+
+EMIGRATION.
+
+SWAN RIVER SETTLEMENT.
+
+(_Concluded from page 300_.)
+
+[We resume the description of the Swan River Settlement, which will be
+further illustrated by the annexed outline.]
+
+
+The animal productions, we may take for granted, are generally the
+same as those of New South Wales. The human species, in their physical
+qualities and endowments are the same. Most of them wore kangaroo
+cloaks, which were their only clothing. They carry the same kind of
+spears, and the womera, or throwing stick, as are used by those in New
+South Wales. In the summer months they frequent the sea-coast, where
+their skill in spearing fish is described as quite wonderful. In
+winter they mostly adhere to the woods on the higher grounds, where
+the kangaroos, the opossum tribe, and the land tortoises are
+plentiful. These, with birds and roots, constitute their sustenance.
+They have neither boat nor raft, nor did the party fall in with any
+thing resembling a hut. They made use of the word "kangaroo" and other
+terms in use at Port Jackson. The party saw only the three kinds of
+animals above-mentioned, and heard the barking of the native dog; no
+other reptiles but iguanas and lizards and a single snake presented
+themselves.
+
+Of birds, the list is somewhat more extensive. The emu is frequent on
+the plains, and that once supposed "_rara avis_," the elegant black
+swan, was seen in the greatest abundance on the river to which it has
+lent its name, and particularly on Melville lake. Equally abundant
+were numerous species of the goose and duck family. White and black
+cockatoos, parrots and parroquets, were every where found. Pigeons and
+quails were seen in great quantities, and many melodious birds were
+heard in the woods.
+
+Seals were plentiful on all the islands. Captain Stirling says that it
+was not the season for whales, but their debris strewed the shore of
+Geographer's Bay. The French, in May and June, met with a prodigious
+number of whales along this part of the coast, and sharks equally
+numerous and of an enormous size, some of them stated to be upwards of
+two thousand pounds in weight. Vlaming mentions the vast numbers of
+large sharks on this part of the coast, and he, as well as the French,
+found the sea near the shore swarming with sea-snakes, the largest
+about nine or ten feet long. Captain Stirling's party procured three
+or four different kinds of good esculent fish; one in particular, a
+species of rock-cod, is described as excellent.
+
+"The bottom of the sea," says Captain Stirling, "is composed of
+calcareous sand, sometimes passing into marl or clay. On this may be
+seen growing an endless variety of marine plants, which appear to form
+the haunts and perhaps the sustenance of quantities of small fish.
+When it is considered that the bank extends a hundred miles from the
+shore, and that wherever the bottom is seen, it presents a moving
+picture of various animals gliding over the green surface of the
+vegetation, it is not too much to look forward to the time when a
+valuable fishery may be established on these shores. Even now, a boat
+with one or two men might be filled in a few hours."
+
+The island of Buache is admirably adapted for a fishing town. The
+anchorage close to its eastern shore in Cockburn Island is protected
+against all winds; and the island itself, of six or seven thousand
+acres, of a light sort of sand and loam, is well suited, as Mr. Fraser
+thinks, for any description of light garden crops. The side next the
+sea is fenced by a natural dyke of limestone, coveted with cypress,
+and in many places with an arborescent species of Metrosideros; and
+all the valleys are clothed with a gigantic species of Solanum, and a
+beautiful Brownonia. The soil in these thickets is a rich brown loam
+intermixed with blocks of limestone, and susceptible, Mr. Fraser says,
+of producing any description of crop. Fresh water may be had in all
+these valleys by digging to the depth of two feet. On this island
+Captain Stirling caused a garden to be planted and railed out; on
+which account he named it "Garden Island."
+
+On this island, Buache, or Garden (as the party named it) Captain
+Stirling left a cow, two ewes in lamb, and three goats, where, he
+observes, abundance of grass, and a large pool of water awaited them.
+They would be, at all events, perfectly free from any disturbance from
+the natives.
+
+Rottenest Island is the largest in this quarter, being about eight miles
+in length; it contains several saline lagoons, separated from the sea,
+on the north-east side, by a beach composed mostly of a single species
+of bivalve shell. Like Buache, it is covered with an abundant and
+vigorous vegetation, and a small species of kangaroo is said by
+Freycinet to be numerous upon it. Vlaming, who first discovered it,
+speaks in raptures of the beauties of this island, to which, from the
+multitude of rats, as he thought them to be, he gave the name of the
+"Rats' Nest." The French call this animal the _preamble ... long new_.
+
+It is not to be supposed that a hasty visit could enable the party
+to explore the mineralogical resources of the country. It appears,
+however, by a list of the soils and rock formations in Captain
+Stirling's report, that he brought home specimens of copper ore, of
+lead ore with silver, and also with arsenic, two species of magnetic
+iron, several varieties of granite, and chalcedony, and of limestone,
+with stalagmite incrustations, &c. The high cliffs of Cape Naturaliste
+abound with large masses of what Mr. Fraser calls "an extraordinary
+aggregate," containing petrifactions of bivalve and other marine
+shells, every particle of which was thickly incrusted with minute
+crystals. Here, too, he says, veins of iron of considerable thickness
+were seen to traverse the rock in various directions; and he speaks of
+the caverns formed in the minacious schistose between the granite
+and the limestone, as something very extraordinary. They contained
+rock-salt in large quantities, forming thick incrustations on every
+part of the surface, beautifully crystallized, and penetrating into
+the most compact parts of the rock. In many of these caverns were very
+brilliant stalactites and stalagmites of extraordinary size adhering
+to the nodules of granite which form their bases or floors, and which
+are from forty to fifty feet above the level of the sea.
+
+In several parts of the limestone formation, mineral springs were
+found; one in particular was noticed within half a mile of the
+entrance into Swan River. It bubbled out at the base of the solid rock
+in a stream, whose transverse area was measured by Captain Stirling,
+and found to be from six to seven feet, running at the rate of three
+feet in a second of time. It was thermal, saline, pleasant to the
+taste, and some, who partook of it, attributed to it an aperient
+quality.
+
+Such is the outline of a country on which the government have
+determined to establish a colony, and over which they have justly,
+and we think judiciously, appointed Captain Stirling to act as
+lieutenant-governor. The plan on which it is to be founded is, in our
+opinion, unobjectionable. It promises the most advantageous terms to
+qualified settlers, and deserves only to be known to ensure as many of
+the most respectable agriculturists as may in the first instance be
+desirable.
+
+In point of climate, this colony and New South Wales may perhaps be
+equally salubrious, though we are disposed to think that the western
+aspect and the sea-breezes may preponderate in favor of the new
+one;--this being, probably, milder, as the western sides of all
+continents and large islands are, than the eastern sides, in the
+winter,--while the refreshing breezes cool the air in the summer.
+"In my opinion," says Captain Stirling, "the climate, considered
+with reference to health, is highly salubrious. This opinion is
+corroborated by that of the surgeon of the Success, who states in his
+report to me on the subject, that, notwithstanding the great exposure
+of the people to fatigue, to night air in the neighbourhood of marshy
+grounds, and to other causes usually productive of sickness, he had
+not a case upon his sick list, except for slight complaints
+unconnected with climate."
+
+It likewise appears, from Captain Stirling's report, that the
+thermometer, in the hot months of January, February, and March,
+averaged, in the morning, about 60 deg.; at noon, about 78 deg.;
+and in the evening 65 deg. The barometer averaged about 30 deg.
+The weather generally fine,--some rain and showery weather, and
+occasionally thunder and lightning.
+
+In geographical position it has an incalculable advantage over New
+South Wales. In the first place, it is not only much more conveniently
+situated than that colony, but is much nearer to, and has much more
+easy means of communication with, every part of the civilized world,
+the east coast of America perhaps excepted. The passages to it from
+England, and from the Cape of Good Hope, are shortened by nearly a
+month, and the return voyages still more. The voyage from it to Madras
+and Ceylon is little more than three weeks at all times of the year,
+and only a month from those places to it; while for six months in the
+year, namely, from November to April, inclusive, when the western
+monsoons prevail on the northern coast of Australia, the passage from
+New South Wales through Torres Strait, always dangerous, is then
+utterly impracticable; and that through Bass's Strait nearly so to
+merchant vessels, on account of the westerly winds which blow through
+it at all times of the year, and which generally oblige them to go
+round the southern extremity of Van Nieman's Land. The Success frigate
+left Port Jackson on the 17th of January, and did not reach Cape
+Leeuwin till the 2nd of February, being six weeks and two days; and
+Captain Stirling observes, that the only chance, by which the passage
+could be accomplished at all, was by carrying a constant press of
+sail.
+
+One point of consideration,(says the writer of the "Hints,") in the
+proposed measure (although in reality of no essential importance to
+pecuniary success) is of considerable magnitude, as regards moral
+feeling and the pride of many--that is, there being no admission of
+convicts into the proposed colony! Without any illiberal sentiment,
+this is a disadvantage under which Port Jackson and Van Nieman's
+Land certainly suffer. Nevertheless these thriving colonies, in the
+course of thirty or forty years, have made surprising progress in
+agriculture, population, commerce and wealth. The situation of Port
+Jackson was the most distant from the mother country; its position
+was not peculiarly adapted to production or traffic with any part of
+the globe; therefore, the improvement can only be attributed to a
+favorable soil, free from the taxation of old European governments, a
+low fee cost, or a nominal pepper corn rent, which circumstances have
+not only been capable of maintaining those who adventured, but of
+yielding a profit for capital sufficient to induce others to pursue
+the same course.
+
+In the infancy of a colony, the certain maintenance of the settlers
+should be well established; and it is also right to know with what
+facility and at what cost, an adequate supply of necessaries,
+comforts, and even luxuries may be obtained. Adjacent, and favorably
+situated to Cockburn Sound, are the Mauritius, Cape of Good Hope,
+Timer, Java, Sumatra, and the East Indian Presidencies.
+
+_Rice_, from Java, can be obtained in five weeks, at or under 1_d_.
+per pound.
+
+The bantam fowls and China pigs at equally moderate prices.
+
+_Sugar_,[6] from the Mauritius, Java, or Calcutta, at 3_d_. per pound.
+
+ [6] Cunningham, in his account of New South Wales, recommends the
+ cultivation of sugar, but he acknowledges the latitude of 28°
+ scarcely sufficiently warm for the purpose, and enters into an
+ argument of economy, whether convicts or slaves would be the
+ cheapest mode of supplying labour; but this system would
+ alter the whole character of this proposed settlement in the
+ neighbourhood of Cockburn Sound, the great feature of which is
+ healthiness of the climate, and a fertility of the soil,
+ capable of producing useful exportable commodities, more than
+ sufficient to pay for tropical productions of luxury, raised
+ at an increased expense of life and slavery; and a very little
+ insight into foreign trade will show with what ease this may
+ be accomplished.
+
+
+_Coffee_, from Java, 4_d_. per pound.
+
+_Spices_, the production of the Moluccas, Celebees, &c. &c. at the
+lowest possible rate:--viz. pepper, nutmegs, cloves, &c.
+
+Algoa Bay, the Cape of Good Hope, furnishes cattle and sheep. The
+coast of Cockburn Sound and Swan and Canning Rivers, promises plenty
+of fish for the table--also, oil for use. Tea will not cost more than
+2_s_. 6_d_. per pound through Java; from whence stock of cattle,
+poultry and pigs can be added of the best quality.
+
+There is no intention in these remarks to shew the extent of
+production of which the soil and climate are capable; time and
+prosperity will be requisite to bring forward all their capabilities.
+Nothing, therefore, has been said of the articles grown in similar
+latitudes in Asia, and carried to Smyrna and other Turkish ports at
+immense distances, for export to England, France, and Holland. There
+is, however, no reason for supposing that silk, (equal to that of
+Brussa,) opium, madder roots, goats' wool, senna, gums, currants,
+raisins, and the highly esteemed Turkish tobacco, and various other
+productions, may not be cultivated to advantage half a century hence.
+But in the commencement, it is sufficient to look to _early, certain,
+and profitable returns_; without calculating upon chances of wealth,
+which may not be realized in the lifetime of the present adventurers.
+
+It remains only for us to offer a word of advice (says the writer
+in the _Quarterly Review_) to the multitudes who we understand are
+preparing to take their flight to this new land of Goshen,--which is
+this: that no one should _at present_ think of venturing on such a
+step, unless he can carry out with him, either in his own person or
+in his family or followers, the knowledge of agriculture, and the
+capability of agricultural labour. It is quite certain that, for the
+first few years, every settler must be mainly indebted for the means
+of subsistence of himself and family to the produce of the soil;
+beyond this the country itself, for the first year, will afford him
+nothing, with the exception, perhaps, of a little fish--the rest must
+be raised by the labour of the ploughman and the horticulturist. The
+only settlers, therefore, who can reasonably hope to thrive in the
+infant state of the colony must consist of this description of
+persons; any others, with very few exceptions, must inevitably
+be disappointed, if not irretrievably ruined. A clergyman, a
+schoolmaster, a land-surveyor, an apothecary, a few small tradesmen
+and fishermen, may reasonably expect employment and make themselves
+useful to the new community; as will also a limited number of
+house-carpenters, joiners, bricklayers, black-smiths, tailors,
+shoemakers, and common labourers, the latter being required to assist
+in building habitations; but the unproductive class, or idlers, had
+better wait a few years before they embark for a country where, as
+yet, there is neither hut nor hovel, and where the "_fruges consumere
+nati_" have unquestionably no place in society. We cannot forget what
+happened, when, a few years ago, the government resolved to send out,
+at a very considerable expense, a number of new settlers to improve
+and extend the agriculture of the Cape of Good Hope; giving allowances
+to the heads of parties, proportioned to their respective numbers.
+
+The persons best calculated for effecting the improvement of the
+colony, and, at the same time, their own condition, must be looked for
+among the English and Scotch farmers; these cannot fail. To such we
+would recommend not to encumber themselves, and incur a great and
+unnecessary expense, by carrying out live-stock from home, but to take
+them from the Cape of Good Hope. At Algoa Bay, which is perfectly safe
+for six months in the year, they may be supplied with every kind of
+domestic animal, in good condition, and at reasonable prices, which
+may be carried to their destination in the short space of twenty-eight
+days. Seed corn and the seeds of culinary vegetables may be taken from
+home; but of young plants of peaches, pomegranates, oranges, figs,
+and vines, it may be advisable to take a supply from the Cape of
+Good Hope. For these, and many other species of fruit, the climate is
+admirably adapted; and the vine, in particular, is just calculated for
+the limestone ridge which extends along the coast facing the western
+sun.
+
+It appears that apprehensions of interruption were once entertained
+from a prior settlement from France; these fears are however, removed
+by that nation having fixed on a point, to colonize, in latitude 25
+deg. south, (which is distant north of the Swan River 400 miles)
+called Shark's Bay, within which there is an inlet called Freycinet's
+Harbour. The country in this neighbourhood much resembles the western
+coast.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE AIR BALLOON.
+
+IN LAUDEM BULLAE AERO-NAUTICAE.
+
+
+ They may talk as they will
+ Of their steam-engine skill,
+ But, as sure as the sun shines at noon,
+ Straps, boilers, and springs
+ Are a wagon to wings,
+ Compared with the air-balloon.
+
+ If you're troubled with taxes,
+ You cross the Araxes,
+ Or fly to the plains of Hairoun;
+ In the height of the summer,
+ Cool as a cucumber,
+ You sit in your air-balloon.
+
+ The ladies, poor souls!
+ Once sent sighs to the poles;
+ We may now send the sighers as soon:
+ Painted canvass and gas
+ Whisk away with the lass,
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Our girls of fifteen
+ Will disdain Gretna Green,
+ The old coupler must soon cobble shoon;
+ With a wink to the captain,
+ The beauties are wrapt in
+ The car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Old fathers and mothers,
+ Grim uncles and brothers,
+ May hunt them from Janu'ry to June;
+ They are oft to the stars,
+ And in Venus or Mars
+ You may spy out their air-balloon
+
+ Your makers of rhyme
+ May at last grow sublime,
+ Inspired by a touch at the moon;
+ And lawyers may rise
+ For once to the skies,
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Your ministers, soaring,
+ May shun all the boring
+ Of country and city baboon--
+ Or, like ministers' spouses,
+ Look down on both Houses--
+ From the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ The sweet six months' widow
+ Her weeds will abide, O,
+ No longer, nor cry "'Tis too soon!"
+ But range the skies over,
+ In search of a lover,
+ In the car of the air balloon.
+
+ If you wish for a singe-a
+ In Afric or India,
+ Or long for an Esquimaux' tune,
+ Or wish to go snacks
+ With the king of the blacks,--
+ Why,--call for your air-balloon.
+
+ If, on Teneriffe's Peak,
+ You'd wish for a steak,
+ Or dip in Vesuvius your spoon,
+ Or slip all the dog-days,
+ The rain-days, and fog-days,--
+ Go, call for your air-balloon.
+
+ Your doctors of physic
+ May banish the phthisic.
+ Your cook give you ice-creams in June--
+ If a dun's in the wind,
+ You may leave him behind,
+ And be off in your air-balloon.
+
+ On the top of the Andes,
+ Who's tortur'd with dandies?
+ On Potosi, who meets a buffoon?
+ But, for fear I'd get prosy,
+ I'll stop at Potosi,--
+ So, huzza for the air-balloon!
+
+_Monthly Magazine_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ALVISE SANUTO.
+
+_A Venetian Story_[7]
+
+
+ [7] The nobility of Venice were subject to the most rigorous
+ _surveillance_, and dearly paid, occasionally, for the small
+ degree of power conceded by the ducal house. The jealousy of
+ the government with regard to these men was carried to excess.
+ I may mention three regulations among the many that related to
+ them, as illustrative of the galling yoke that pressed on them,
+ amid all their pride and splendour. The first forbade them to
+ leave the dominions of the state without the special permission
+ of the council of ten; and this was granted with difficulty.
+ The second prohibited them from possessing foods and chattels
+ out of the state. This was with a view of preventing the danger
+ that might arise from attempts to betray the republic under an
+ idea of finding an asylum elsewhere. The third and most severe
+ decree forbade communication with foreign ambassadors, under
+ pain of death! The terror inspired by this was such, that not
+ only the ministers of the court, but their secretaries and
+ domestics, fled from the ambassadors as if they were infected
+ with the plague. This decree had numerous results, and among
+ others, one that was attended with truly tragical circumstances.
+
+
+Alvise Sanuto was a young man of whom his country entertained the
+proudest hopes. His courage had been gloriously tried in the battle of
+Lepanto, in which he had performed prodigies of valour. His prudence
+and foresight had been often the subject of admiration in the great
+council of the state. The old man, his father, esteemed him as the
+ornament and grace of his family: Venice pointed to him as one of her
+best citizens. Alvise was destined to fall by an infamous death.
+
+At that period both public and private manners were exceedingly
+severe. The ladies, who gave law to them, only issued from their homes
+to go to church, wrapped up in a veil which hid their face and figure.
+The balconies of the palaces still present signs of this ancient
+severity, the parapets being purposely made so high and large, as to
+render it difficult to see from them. Alvise had a heart of the most
+passionate and fiery nature; he felt the imperious sway of love, but
+as yet had met with no lady on whom he could bestow his affections.
+The arrival of the French ambassador at Venice, in great pomp, excited
+public curiosity. The manners of the strangers bore an aspect of
+perfect novelty to the inhabitants of the republic, as the ladies who
+accompanied Amalia, the ambassador's daughter, displayed a fire and
+vivacity, which to many seemed scandalous as well as astonishing.
+Amalia was in her seventeenth year, and to cultivated and sprightly
+powers of mind, added those French graces, which, if they do not
+constitute beauty, are still more effectual than beauty itself in
+seducing the beholder. Alvise saw her when she was presented to the
+Doge, and regarded her as a being more than human. He gazed on her as
+if beside himself; and what female could have beheld him without
+admiration? Amalia read in the noble countenance of Alvise what he
+felt at that moment; she was affected, and, for the first time, her
+heart palpitated within her bosom.
+
+Alvise from that day was another being. He knew his unhappy state, and
+that his misfortunes could end but with his life, since the severe and
+unyielding laws of his country rendered all hope chimerical of ever
+being united with the stranger lady. His ardent fancy suggested to
+attempt any means of again seeing her who was dearer to him than life.
+His abode was divided from that of the ambassador by a narrow canal.
+Having procured the assistance of a French domestic, he passed over
+to the palace, and secretly entered the chamber of Amalia.
+
+It was midnight; and the young lady, her own thoughts perhaps
+disturbed by love, had not yet laid down, but was seeking from prayer
+consolation and rest. She knelt before the image of the virgin, her
+hands clasped in the attitude of devotion; and Alvise, beholding her
+angelic countenance lit up by the uncertain light of the lamp, could
+not restrain an exclamation of surprise, which roused the maiden from
+her pious reverie. Struck with the sight of him, she at first fancied,
+according to the superstitious notions of the times, that he was a
+spirit sent by her evil genius to tempt her, and uttered some words
+of holy scripture by way of exorcism; when Alvise, advancing, threw
+himself at her feet, and before Amalia could speak, disclosed to her,
+in the most passionate terms, his love, the inconsiderate step he had
+taken, and the certain death that awaited him should he be discovered.
+
+Terror, rather than indignation, filled the breast of Amalia. "Oh,
+heavens!" she exclaimed, "what madness could prompt you thus to expose
+your own life and my reputation? Haste, fly from this spot, which you
+have profaned; and know, that if my heart recoils at your death (and
+here she gave a deep sigh,) yet at my cry those would appear who would
+not suffer your insult to pass unpunished," so saying, she pointed
+imperiously to the door.
+
+Alvise listened to her as if he had been struck down by lightning.
+"Then let me die!" he exclaimed, "for without you life is odious to
+me. You are just taking the first steps in this vale of tears; one
+day, however, your heart also will know the emotions of love, and
+then, then think of the unhappy Alvise; how great must have been his
+pangs, and how ardent his desire to terminate them!"
+
+He now made an effort to go away; but Amalia held him, while she said,
+"Alas! I seek not thy death: live, but forget me from this fatal
+moment." "To forget thee is impossible; to love thee is death: thy
+compassion would sweeten the last moments of my existence!" "Alvise!"
+exclaimed Amalia, weeping, "live, if only for my sake!" "Do you
+comprehend the force of these words?"
+
+She trembled at the question; but the idea of her lover dying in
+despair overcame all her scruples. "Yes, live for my sake," she
+repeated in an under tone.
+
+Unhappy beings! they were intoxicated with love, while the abyss was
+yawning beneath their feet. A spy of the state inquisition, who was
+going his rounds, saw Alvise enter the palace, and recognised him.
+Denounced before the dreadful tribunal, he was dragged thither
+that very morning. Convicted of entering the abode of the French
+ambassador, he was desired to explain his motives tor so doing, but
+remained obstinately silent. The members of the inquisition were
+confounded, accustomed as they were to see every thing yield before
+them, and reminded him that death would be the inevitable result of
+his silence. "Death," he replied, "had no terrors for me when I fought
+at Lepanto for the glory of my country and the salvation of Italy; on
+which day I proved, that under no circumstances could I ever become
+a traitor. I call heaven to witness that I am not one. But something
+dearer to me than life or fame now imposes silence on me."
+
+He was beheaded, and his body exposed between the two columns of the
+palace, with this inscription: "For offences against the statute." The
+populace were speechless at the sight, while his companions in arms,
+his relations and friends, abandoned themselves to despair. Venice
+presented one universal scene of mourning.
+
+On the evening of the fatal day, Amalia stood upon the terrace of her
+palace, overlooking the grand canal. She contemplated with pleasurable
+melancholy the calm and even course of the moon, whose modest light
+shone in the cloudless sky. Her thoughts were of Alvise. To divert
+them, she turned to gaze on a long procession of illuminated gondolas,
+from which she heard a strain of plaintive music, as if of prayers for
+the dead, A dreadful presentiment seized her heart; she inquired the
+purpose of the procession, and heard, with unspeakable terror, that it
+was the solemnization of the funeral rites of a Venetian nobleman, who
+had been beheaded for high treason. "His name?" cried the breathless
+girl, in almost unintelligible accents: "Alvise Sanuto."
+
+She fell, as if shot; and striking her head in the fall upon a
+projecting part of the terrace, was mortally wounded, and
+expired.--_Lettere su Venezia_--_Translated in the Oxford Literary
+Gaz._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+INDEPENDENCE
+
+
+Is the word, of all others, that Irish--men, women, and
+children--least understand; and the calmness, or rather indifference,
+with which they submit to dependence, bitter and miserable as it is,
+must be a source of deep regret to all "who love the land," or feel
+anxious to uphold the dignity of human kind. Let us select a few cases
+from our Irish village--such as are abundant in every neighbourhood.
+Shane Thurlough, "as dacent a boy," and Shane's wife, as
+"clane-skinned a girl," as any in the world. There is Shane, an
+active, handsome-looking fellow, leaning over the half-door of his
+cottage, kicking a hole in the wall with his brogue, and picking up
+all the large gravel within his reach to pelt the ducks with--those
+useful Irish scavengers. Let us speak to him. "Good morrow, Shane!"
+"Och! the bright bames of heaven on ye every day! and kindly welcome,
+my lady--and won't ye step in and rest--it's powerful hot, and a
+beautiful summer, sure--the Lord be praised!" "Thank you, Shane. I
+thought you were going to cut the hayfield to-day--if a heavy shower
+comes, it will be spoil'd; it has been fit for the sithe these two
+days." "Sure, it's all owing to that thief o' the world, Tom Parrel,
+my lady. Didn't he promise me the loan of his sithe; and, by the same
+token, I was to pay him for it; and _depinding_ on that, I didn't buy
+one, which I have been threatening to do for the last two years." "But
+why don't you go to Carrick and purchase one?" "To Carrick!--Och, 'tis
+a good step to Carrick, and my toes are on the ground (saving your
+presence,) for I _depindid_ on Tim Jarvis to tell Andy Cappler, the
+brogue-maker, to do my shoes; and, bad luck to him, the spalpeen! he
+forgot it." "Where's your pretty wife, Shane?" "She's in all the woe
+o' the world, Ma'am, dear. And she puts the blame of it on me, though
+I'm not in the faut this time, any how: the child's taken the small
+pock, and she _depindid_ on me to tell the doctor to cut it for the
+cow-pock, and I _depindid_ on Kitty Cackle, the limmer, to tell the
+doctor's own man, and thought she would not forget it, becase the
+boy's her bachelor--but out o' sight out o' mind--the never a word she
+tould him about it, and the babby has got it nataral, and the woman's
+in heart trouble (to say nothing o' myself;) and it the first, and
+all." "I am very sorry, indeed, for you have got a much better wife
+than most men." "That's a true word, my lady--only she's fidgetty like
+sometimes, and says I don't hit the nail on the head quick enough; and
+she takes a dale more trouble than she need about many a thing." "I do
+not think I ever saw Ellen's wheel without flax before, Shane?" "Bad
+cess to the wheel;--I got it this morning about that too--I _depinded_
+on John Williams to bring the flax from O'Flaharty's this day week,
+and he forgot it; and she says I ought to have brought it myself, and
+I close to the spot: but where's the good? says I, sure he'll bring
+it next time." "I suppose, Shane, you will soon move into the new
+cottage, at Clurn Hill. I passed it to-day, and it looked so cheerful;
+and when you get there, you must take Ellen's advice, and _depend_
+solely on yourself." "Och Ma'am, dear, don't mintion it--sure it's
+that makes me so down in the mouth, this very minit. Sure I saw that
+born blackguard, Jack Waddy, and he comes in here, quite innocent
+like"--"Shane, you've an eye to 'Squire's new lodge," says he. "Maybe
+I have," says I. "I am y'er man," says he. "How so?" says I. "Sure I'm
+as good as married to my lady's maid," said he; "and I'll spake to the
+'Squire for you, my own self." "The blessing be about you," says I,
+quite grateful,--and we took a strong cup on the strength of it; and
+_depinding_ on him, I thought all safe,--"and what d'ye think, my
+lady? Why, himself stalks into the place--talked the 'Squire over, to
+be sure--and without so much as by y'er lave, sates himself and his
+new wife on the laase in the house; and I may go whistle." "It was a
+great pity, Shane, that you didn't go yourself to Mr. Clurn." "That's
+a true word for ye, Ma'am, dear; but it's hard if a poor man can't
+have a frind to DEPIND on."--_Sketches of Irish Character, by Mrs.
+S.C. Hall_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+
+SHAKSPEARE
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+POTATOES.
+
+
+One is almost induced to imagine that certain orders of London
+conceive that "_takers_," as they commonly call them in their uncooked
+state, is a generical term; and that they only become entitled to the
+prefix of "_pot_," after they have been boiled.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+DINING LATE.
+
+
+A wag, on being told it was the fashion to dine later and later every
+day, said, "he supposed it would end at last in not dining till
+to-morrow!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MOORE'S LIFE OF BYRON.
+
+
+Moore has printed between three and four hundred pages of his Life of
+Lord Byron, which is interspersed with original letters and poems,
+of singular merit--after the manner of Mason's Life of Gray, and
+Hayley's Life of Cowper. Nearly the whole of the manuscript is in
+town, and the work, consisting of a thick 4to. volume, will be
+published during the season.--_Court Journal, No. 1_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PISTRUCCI.
+
+
+This gifted improvisatore (who is poet to the King's Theatre,)
+sometimes astonishes his acquaintance--especially if a new one--by
+holding his hand close over the flame of a candle, or an argand lamp,
+for several minutes together. It is a singular fact that several of
+the male branches of this family--of whom the unrivalled artist who
+cut the die of the sovereign, with the St. George upon it, is
+one--have one of their hands covered with a thick coat of horn-like
+matter, as hard as tortoiseshell, and perfectly insensible.--_Ibid._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WRITTEN EXTEMPORE IN A COPY OF COKE UPON LITTLETON, 1721.
+
+
+ O thou who labours't in this rugged mine,
+ Mays't thou to gold th' unpolish'd ore refine;
+ May each dark page unfold its haggard brow,
+ Fear not to reap, if thou canst dare to plough;
+ To tempt thy care may each revolving night,
+ Purses and maces glide before thy sight;
+ So when in times to come, advent'rous deed,
+ Thou shalt essay to speak, to look like Mead,
+ When ev'n the bay and rose shall cease to shade
+ With martial air the honours of thy head,
+ When the full wig thy visage shall enclose,
+ And only give to view thy learned nose,
+ Safely thou may'st defy beaux, wits, and scoffers,
+ And tenant in fee simple stuff thy coffers.
+
+T.H.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page305" name="page305"></a>[pg
+ 305]</span>
+ <h1>
+ THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+ </h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <table width="100%" summary="Banner">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left">
+ <b>VOL. XIII, NO. 369.]</b>
+ </td>
+ <td align="center">
+ <b>SATURDAY, MAY 9, 1829.</b>
+ </td>
+ <td align="right">
+ <b>[PRICE 2d.</b>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+ <a href="images/369-1.png"><img width="100%"
+ src="images/369-1.png"
+ alt="Cornwall Terrace, Regent's Park." /></a>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page306" name="page306"></a>[pg
+ 306]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ CORNWALL TERRACE<br />
+ REGENT'S PARK.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Adjoining <i>York Terrace</i>, engraved and described in No.
+ 358, of the MIRROR, is <i>Cornwall Terrace</i>, one of the
+ earliest and most admired of all the buildings in the Park;
+ although its good taste has not been so influential as might
+ have been expected, on more recent structures. It is named
+ after the ducal title of the present King, when Regent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cornwall Terrace is from the designs of Mr. Decimus Burton,
+ and is characterized by its regularity and beauty, so as to
+ reflect high credit on the taste and talent of the young
+ architect. The ground story is rusticated, and the principal
+ stories are of the Corinthian order, with fluted shafts, well
+ proportioned capitals, and an entablature of equal merit. The
+ other embellishments of Cornwall Terrace are in correspondent
+ taste, and the whole presents a facade of great architectural
+ beauty and elegance.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ THE COSMOPOLITE.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THE TIMES NEWSPAPER.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>Concluded from page 292</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Passing over the leading articles, and some news from the
+ seat of war, next is the Court Circular, describing the
+ mechanism of royal and noble etiquette in right courtly
+ style. The "Money Market and City Intelligence"&mdash;what a
+ line for the capitalist: only watch the intensity with which
+ he devours every line of the oracle, as the ancients did the
+ <i>spirantia exta</i>&mdash;and weighs and considers its
+ import and bearing with the Foreign News and leading
+ articles. What rivets are these&mdash;"risen about 1/4 per
+ cent"&mdash;and "a shade higher;" no fag or tyro ever hailed
+ an illustration with greater interest. Talk to him whilst he
+ is reading any other part of the paper, and he will break
+ off, and join you; but when reading this, he can only spare
+ you an occasional "hem," or "indeed"&mdash;his eyes still
+ riveted to the column. This has been satirically termed
+ "watching the turn of the market;" although every reader does
+ the same, and first looks for those events in the paper which
+ bear upon his interests or enjoyments; for pleasure, as well
+ as industry, has her studies. Thus the lines "Drury Lane
+ Theatre," and "Professional Concert" are 'Change news to a
+ certain class&mdash;and a long criticism on Miss Phillips's
+ first appearance in Jane Shore will ensure attention and
+ sympathy, from anxiety for an actress of high promise, and
+ the pathos of the play itself; and we need not insist upon
+ the beneficial effect which sound criticism has on public
+ taste. To pass from an account of a Concert at the Argyll
+ Rooms, with its fantasias and <i>concertanti</i>, to the fact
+ of 940 weavers being at present unemployed in
+ Paisley,&mdash;and the death of a young man in Paris, from
+ hydrophobia, is a sad transition from gay to grave&mdash;yet
+ so they stand in the column. A long correspondence on
+ Commercial Policy, Taxation, Finance, and Currency&mdash;we
+ leave to the capitalist, the "parliament man," and other
+ disciples of Adam Smith; whilst our eye descends to the
+ right-hand corner, where is recorded the horrible fact of a
+ mother attempting to suffocate her infant at her breast!
+ Humanity sickens at such a pitch of savage crime in the
+ centre of the most refined city in the world!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The commencement of the third folio is a gratifying contrast
+ to the last horrible incident. It describes the Anniversary
+ of St. Patrick's Charity Schools, with one of the King's
+ brothers presiding at the benevolent banquet, and records an
+ after-dinner subscription of 540<i>l.</i>! What a delightful
+ scene for the philanthropist&mdash;what a blessed picture of
+ British beneficence! Yet beneath this is a piracy&mdash;a
+ tale of blood, whose very recital "will harrow up thy
+ soul"&mdash;the murder of the captain and crew of an American
+ brig, as narrated by one man who was concealed. In the next
+ column are two reports of Parish Elections, which afford more
+ speculation than we are prone to indulge, as the turning-out
+ of old parties and setting-up of new, and many of the petty
+ feuds and jealousies that divide and distract parishes or
+ large families, the little circles of the great whole. At the
+ foot of this column a paragraph records the death of a
+ miserly bachelor schoolmaster, who had worn the same coat
+ twenty years, and on the tester of whose bed were found,
+ wrapped up in old stockings &pound;1,600. in interest notes,
+ commencing thirty-five years since, the compound interest of
+ which would have been &pound;4,000.; and for what purpose was
+ this concealment?&mdash;a dread of being required to assist
+ his relatives! Yet contrast this wicked abuse with a few of
+ the incidents we have recorded&mdash;the dinner of St.
+ Patrick's, for instance, and is it possible to conceive a
+ more despicable situation (short of crime) than this poor
+ miser deserves in our chronicle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The third column opens to us a scene of a very opposite
+ character, the Newmarket Craven Meeting&mdash;the most
+ brilliant assemblage ever known there; the town crammed with
+ the children of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page307"
+ name="page307"></a>[pg 307]</span> chance, the innkeepers
+ trebling their charges, and like the Doncaster people, doing
+ "noting widout the guinea." What an heterogeneous mixture of
+ fine old sport, black legs and consciences, panting steeds
+ and hearts bursting with expectation and despair, and the
+ grand machinery of chance working with mathematical truth,
+ and not unfrequently beneath luxury and the mere show of
+ hospitality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moralist will turn away from this rural pandemonium with
+ disgust; but what will he say to the records of wretchedness
+ and crime that fill up nearly the remainder of the folio. A
+ Coroner's Inquest upon a fellow creature who "died from
+ neglect, and want of common food to support life"&mdash;and
+ another upon a poor girl, whose young and tender wits being
+ "turned to folly,"&mdash;died by a draught of
+ laudanum&mdash;are still more lamentable items in the
+ calendar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Beneath these inquests is a brief tale of a romantic robbery
+ in an obscure department of France. The priest of a village,
+ aged 80, lived in an isolated cottage with his niece. About
+ midnight, he was disturbed, and on his getting out of bed,
+ was bound by two men, whilst a third stood at the door. The
+ robbers then proceeded to the girl's chamber, very
+ ungallantly took her gold ear-rings, and by threatening her
+ and her uncle with death, got possession of 300 francs. Two
+ of the ruffians then proceeded to the church, broke open the
+ poor-box, and took about 30 francs. They then bound again the
+ old man and his niece, and departed. One of the robbers,
+ however, left an agricultural tool behind him, which led to
+ the discovery of two of the thieves, who are committed for
+ trial. This is a perfect newspaper gem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fifth column has terror in its first line "Law Report,"
+ and commences with an action in the Court of King's Bench,
+ against the late Sheriffs of London for an illegal
+ seizure&mdash;one of the glorious delights of office. The
+ next portion relates to an illustrious foreigner, who stated
+ that he professed to swallow fire and molten lead, "but he
+ only put them into his mouth, and took them out again in a
+ sly manner, for they were too hot to eat." (Much laughter.)
+ He could swallow prussic acid without experiencing any ill
+ effects from it; that was what he called <i>pyrotechny</i>;
+ "he had no property except a wife and child, &amp;c."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Next are the Police Reports, sometimes affording admirable
+ studies of men and manners. The first is a case of a man
+ being locked up for the night in a watch-house, "on suspicion
+ of ringing a bell"&mdash;and brings to light a most
+ outrageous abuse of petty power. In another case, a gang of
+ robbers pursued by one set of watchmen, were suffered to
+ escape by another set, who would not stir a foot beyond their
+ own boundary line! Neither Shakspeare, Fielding, nor Sheridan
+ have given us a better standing jest than this incident
+ affords. It reminds us of the fellow who refused to take off
+ Tom Ashe's coat, because it was felony to strip an
+ <i>ash;</i> or the tanner who would not help the exciseman
+ out of his pit without twelve hours' notice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Births, Marriages, and Deaths&mdash;and the Markets, and
+ Price of Stocks, in small type, which well bespeaks their
+ crowded interest, wind up the sheet. Yet what thrilling
+ sensations does this small portion of our sheet often impart.
+ What hopes and expectations for heirs and legacy
+ hunters&mdash;people who want the "quotation" of Mark Lane
+ and the Coal Market&mdash;and others whose daily tone and
+ temper depends on the little cramped fractions in the
+ "Stocks" and "Funds." Another catches a fine frenzy from the
+ "Shares," and regulates his day's movements "the very air o'
+ the time" by their import&mdash;and hence he dreams of gold
+ and gossamer, or sits torturing his imagination with writs
+ and executions that await adverse fortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such are but a few of the pleasures and pains of a newspaper.
+ Shenstone says the first part which an ill-natured man
+ examines, is the list of bankrupts, and the bills of
+ mortality; but, to prove that our object is any thing but
+ ill-natured, we have glanced last at the Deaths. The paper
+ over which we have been travelling, wants the Gazette and
+ Parliamentary News, and a Literary feature. The Debates would
+ have enabled us to illustrate the rapid marches of science
+ and intellect in our times, as displayed in the present
+ perfect system of parliamentary reporting. But enough has
+ been said on other points to prove that the
+ <i>physiognomy</i> of a newspaper is a subject of intense
+ interest. In this slight sketch we have neither magnified the
+ crimes, nor sported with the weaknesses; all our aim has been
+ to search out points or pivots upon which the reflective
+ reader may turn; the result will depend on his own frame of
+ mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is, however, one little paragraph, one pearl appended
+ to the Police Report which we must detach, viz. the
+ acknowledgment of &pound;2. sent to the Bow Street office
+ poor-box, the <i>seventh</i> contribution of the same amount
+ of a benevolent individual (by the handwriting, a lady)
+ signed "A friend to the unfortunate."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page308" name="page308"></a>[pg
+ 308]</span> Read this ye who gloat over ill-gotten wealth, or
+ abuse good fortune; think of the delights of this divine
+ benefactress&mdash;silent and unknown&mdash;but, above all,
+ of the exceeding great reward laid up for her in heaven.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ PHILO.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ CAT AND FIDDLE.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Your correspondent, double X has furnished us with a well
+ written and whimsical derivation of the above ale-house sign,
+ and partly by Roman patriotism and French "lingo," he traces
+ it up to "<i>l'hostelle du Caton fidelle</i>." But I presume
+ the article is throughout intended for pure banter&mdash;as I
+ do not consider your facetious friend seriously meant that
+ "no two objects in the world have less to do with each other
+ than a cat and violin."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How close the connexion is between fiddle and <i>cat-gut</i>,
+ seems pretty well evident&mdash;for a proof, I therefore
+ refer double X to any <i>cat-gut scraper</i> in his majesty's
+ dominions, from the theatres royal, to Mistress Morgan's
+ two-penny hop at Greenwich Fair.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ JACOBUS.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THE ROUE'S INTERPRETATION OF DEATH.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ "Death! who would think that five simple letters, would
+ produce a word with so much terror in it."&mdash;<i>The
+ Rou.</i>
+ </blockquote>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Death! and why should it be
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ That hideous mystery
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is with those atoms integral combin'd?
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Alas! too well&mdash;too well,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I've prob'd unto the spell
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In each dark imag'd sound, that lurks entwin'd!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Eternity, implied
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In Death, and long denied
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now sacrifices my tortur'd menial gaze!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Whilst, with its lurid light
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Heart-burnings fierce unite
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And what may quench, the guilty spirit's blaze?
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Annihilation!&mdash;this,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Was once, the startling bliss
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I forc'd my soul to fancy Death should give!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But, whilst I shudd'ring bless
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The hopes&mdash;of&mdash;nothingness,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A something sighs: "Beyond the grave I live!"
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Tophet! I thrill! for scorn'd
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Was the sere thought, though warn'd
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ofttimes that Death, enclos'd that dread abyss!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Now, by each burning vein
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And venom'd conscience&mdash;pain
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know the terrors of that world, in this!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Heaven! ay, 'tis in Death
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ For him, whose fragile breath
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wends from a breast of piety and peace,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But darkness, chains, and dree
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Eternal, are for me
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since Death's tremendous myst'ries never cease!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ M.L.B.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ TO JUDY.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I have thought of you much since we parted,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And wished for you every day,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And often the sad tear has started,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And often I've brush'd it away;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the thought of thy sweet smile come o'er me
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Like a sunbeam the tempest between,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the hope of thy love shone before me
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ So brilliantly bright and serene,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I remember thy last vow that made me
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Forget all my sorrow and care,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And I think of the dear voice that bade me
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Awake from the dream of despair.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I regard not the gay scene around me,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The smiles of the young and the free,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Have not <i>now</i> the soft charm that once bound me.
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ For <i>that</i> hath been broken by <i>thee</i>;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And tho' voices, <i>dear</i> voices are teeming,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ With friendship and gladness, and wit,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And a welcome from bright eyes is beaming,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I cannot, I cannot, forget&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I may join in the dance and the song,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And laugh with the witty and gay,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet the heart and best feelings that throng
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Around it, are far, far away.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Dost remember the scene we last traced, love,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ When the smile from night's radiant queen
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Beamed bright o'er the valley, and chased love
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The spirit of gloom from the scene?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the riv'let how heedless it rushed, love,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ From its home in the mountain away,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the wild rose how faintly it blush'd, love,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In the light of the moon's silver ray:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oh, that streamlet was like unto me,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Parting from whence its brightness first sprung,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And that sweet rose was the emblem of thee,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ As so pale on my bosom you hung.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Dearest, <i>why</i> did I leave thee behind me,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Oh! why did I leave thee at all,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ev'ry day that dawns, only can find me
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In sorrow, and tho' the sweet thrall
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of my heart serves to cheer and to check me
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ When sorrow or passion have sway,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet I'd rather have thee to
+ <i>hen-peck</i><a id="footnotetag1"
+ name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a>
+ me,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Than be from thy bower away;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, dear Judy, I'm still what you found me,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ When we met in the grove by the rill,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I forget not the spell that first bound me,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And I shall not, till feeling be still.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ F. BERINGTON.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ ANCIENT PLACES OF SANCTUARY IN LONDON AND WESTMINSTER.
+ </h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "No place indeed should murder sanctuarise."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ The principal sanctuaries were those in the neighbourhood of
+ Fleet-street, Salisbury-court, White Friars, Ram-alley, and
+ Mitre-court; Fulwood's-rents, in Holborn, Baldwin's-gardens,
+ in Gray's-inn-lane; <span class="pagenum"><a id="page309"
+ name="page309"></a>[pg 309]</span> the Savoy, in the Strand;
+ Montague-close, Deadman's-place, the Clink, the Mint, and
+ Westminster. The sanctuary in the latter place was a
+ structure of immense strength. Dr. Stutely, who wrote about
+ the year 1724, saw it standing, and says that it was with
+ very great difficulty that it was demolished. The church
+ belonging to it was in the shape of a cross, and double, one
+ being built over the other. It is supposed to have been built
+ by Edward the Confessor. Within this sanctuary was born
+ Edward V., and here his unhappy mother took refuge with her
+ son, the young Duke of York, to secure him from the villanous
+ proceedings of his cruel uncle, the Duke of Gloucester, who
+ had possession of his elder brother. The metropolis at one
+ time (says the Rev. Joseph Nightingale,) abounded with these
+ haunts of villany and wretchedness. They were originally
+ instituted for the most humane and pious purposes; and owe
+ their origin to one of the sacred institutions of the Mosaic
+ law, which appointed certain cities of refuge for persons who
+ had accidentally slain any of their fellow creatures. The
+ institution, as Marmonides justly observes, was a merciful
+ provision both for the manslayer, that he might be preserved,
+ and for the avenger, that his blood might be cooled by the
+ removal of the manslayer out of his sight. In the year 1487,
+ during the Pontificate of Innocent VIII. a bull was issued,
+ and sent here, to lay a little restraint on the privileges of
+ sanctuary. It stated, that if thieves, murderers, or robbers,
+ registered as sanctuary-men, should sally out and commit
+ fresh nuisances, which they frequently did, and enter again,
+ in such cases they might be taken out of their sanctuaries by
+ the king's officers. That as for debtors, who had taken
+ sanctuary to defraud their creditors, their persons only
+ should be protected; but their goods out of sanctuary, should
+ be liable to seizure. As for traitors, the king was allowed
+ to appoint them keepers in their sanctuaries, to prevent
+ their escape. After the Reformation had gained strength,
+ these places of sanctuary began to sink into contempt, and in
+ the year 1697, it became absolutely necessary to take some
+ legislative measures for their destruction.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ P.T.W.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ TRUE PHILOSOPHY.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ A footman who had been found guilty of murdering his
+ fellow-servant, was engaged in writing his confession: "I
+ murd&mdash;" he stopped, and asked, "How do you spell
+ <i>murdered?</i>"
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ TIMBER TREES.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ In the last volume of the MIRROR, we gave several extracts
+ from a delightful paper on <i>Landscape Gardening</i>,
+ contained in a recent Number of the <i>Quarterly Review</i>;
+ with an abstract of Sir Henry Steuart's new method of
+ transplanting trees, and a variety of information on this
+ interesting department of rural economy. We are therefore
+ pleased to see that the Society for the diffusion of Useful
+ Knowledge, have appropriated the second part of their new
+ work to what are termed "Timber Trees and their
+ applications;" and probably few of their announced volumes
+ will exceed in usefulness and entertainment that which is now
+ before us. Indeed, the Editor could scarcely have devised a
+ more successful means of impressing his readers with a
+ sincere love of nature and her sublime works, than by
+ introducing them to the history of vegetable substances in
+ their connexion with the useful arts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We subjoin a few specimens, with occasional notes, arising
+ from our own reading and personal observation.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Picturesque Beauty of the Oak</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ A fine oak is one of the most picturesque of Trees. It
+ conveys to the mind associations of strength and duration,
+ which are very impressive. The oak stands up against the
+ blast, and does not take, like other trees, a twisted form
+ from the action of the winds. Except the cedar of Lebanon, no
+ tree is so remarkable for the stoutness of its limbs: they do
+ not exactly spring from the trunk, but divide from it; and
+ thus it is sometimes difficult to know which is stem and
+ which is branch. The twisted branches of the oak, too, add
+ greatly to its beauty; and the horizontal direction of its
+ boughs, spreading over a large surface, completes the idea of
+ its sovereignty over all the trees of the forest. Even a
+ decayed oak,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;dry and dead,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still clad with reliques of its trophies old,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lifting to heaven its aged hoary head,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whose foot on earth Hath got but feeble hold&mdash;"
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;even such a tree as Spenser has thus described is
+ strikingly beautiful: decay in this case looks pleasing. To
+ such an oak Lucan compared Pompey in his declining state.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>The Cedar</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ The cedar of Lebanon, though it has been introduced into many
+ parts of England as an ornamental tree, and has
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page310" name="page310"></a>[pg
+ 310]</span> thriven well, has not yet been planted in great
+ numbers for the sake of its timber. No doubt it is more
+ difficult to rear, and requires a far richer soil than the
+ pine and the larch; but the principal objection to it has
+ been the supposed slowness of its growth, although that does
+ not appear to be very much greater than in the oak. Some
+ cedars, which have been planted in a soil well adapted to
+ them, at Lord Carnarvon's, at Highclere, have grown with
+ extraordinary rapidity. Of the cedars planted in the royal
+ garden at Chelsea, in 1683, two had, in eighty-three years,
+ acquired a circumference of more than twelve feet, at two
+ feet from the ground, while their branches increased over a
+ circular space forty feet in diameter. Seven-and-twenty years
+ afterwards the trunk of the largest one had extended more
+ than half a foot in circumference; which is probably more
+ than most oaks of a similar age would do during an equal
+ period. The surface soil in which the Chelsea cedars throve
+ so well is not by any means rich; but they seem to have been
+ greatly nourished from a neighbouring pond, upon the filling
+ up of which they wasted away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Various specimens of the cedar of Lebanon are mentioned as
+ having attained a very great size in England. One planted by
+ Dr. Uvedale, in the garden of the manor-house at Enfield,
+ about the middle of the seventeenth century, had a girth of
+ fourteen feet in 1789; eight feet of the top of it had been
+ blown down by the great hurricane in 1703, but still it was
+ forty feet in height. At Whitton, in Middlesex, a remarkable
+ cedar was blown down in 1779. It had attained the height of
+ seventy feet; the branches covered an area one hundred feet
+ in diameter; the trunk was sixteen feet in circumference at
+ seven feet from the ground, and twenty-one feet at the
+ insertion of the great branches twelve feet above the
+ surface. There were about ten principal branches or limbs,
+ and their average circumference was twelve feet. About the
+ age and planter of this immense tree its historians are not
+ agreed, some of them referring its origin to the days of
+ Elizabeth, and even alleging that it was planted by her own
+ hand. Another cedar, at Hillingdon, near Uxbridge, had, at
+ the presumed age of 116 years, arrived at the following
+ dimensions; its height was fifty-three feet, and the spread
+ of the branches ninety-six feet from east to west, and
+ eighty-nine from north to south. The circumference of the
+ trunk, close to the ground, was thirteen feet and a half; at
+ seven feet it was twelve and a half; and at thirteen feet,
+ just under the branches, it was fifteen feet eight inches.
+ There were two principal branches, the one twelve feet and
+ the other ten feet in girth. The first, after a length of
+ eighteen inches, divided into two arms, one eight feet and a
+ half, and the other seven feet ten. The other branch, soon
+ after its insertion, was parted into two, of five feet and a
+ half each.<a id="footnotetag2"
+ name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a>
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>The Yew Tree</i>
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ (Called <i>Taxus</i>, probably from the Greek, which
+ signifies swiftness, and may allude to the velocity of an
+ arrow shot from a yew-tree bow,) is a tree of no little
+ celebrity, both in the military and the superstitious history
+ of England. The common yew is a native of Europe, of North
+ America, and of the Japanese Isles. It used to be very
+ plentiful in England and Ireland, and probably also Scotland.
+ Caesar mentions it as having been abundant in Gaul; and much
+ of it is found in Ireland, imbedded in the earth. The trunk
+ and branches grow very straight; the bark is cast annually;
+ and the wood is compact, hard, and very elastic. It is
+ therefore of great use in every branch of the arts in which
+ firm and durable timber is required; and, before the general
+ use of fire-arms, it was in high request for bows: so much of
+ it was required for the latter purpose, that ships trading to
+ Venice were obliged to bring ten bow staves along with every
+ butt of Malmsey. The yew was also consecrated&mdash;a large
+ tree, or more being in every churchyard; and they were held
+ sacred.<a id="footnotetag3"
+ name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a>
+ In funeral processions the branches were carried over the
+ dead by mourners, and thrown under the coffin in the grave.
+ The following extract from the ancient laws of Wales will
+ show the value that was there set upon these trees, and also
+ how the consecrated yew of the priests had risen in value
+ over the reputed sacred mistletoe of the Druids:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A consecrated yew, its value is a pound.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A misletoe branch, threescore pence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "An oak, sixscore pence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page311" name="page311"></a>[pg
+ 311]</span> "Principal branch of an oak, thirty pence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A yew tree, (not consecrated) fifteen pence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A sweet apple, threescore pence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A sour apple, thirty pence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A thorn-tree, seven pence halfpenny. Every tree after that,
+ fourpence."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By a statute made in the 5th year of Edward IV., every
+ Englishman, and Irishman dwelling with Englishmen, was
+ directed to have a bow of his own height made of yew,
+ wych-hazel, ash, or awburne&mdash;that is, laburnum, which is
+ still styled "awburne saugh," or awburne willow, in many
+ parts of Scotland. His skill in the use of the long bow was
+ the proud distinction of the English yeoman, and it was his
+ boast that none but an Englishman could bend that powerful
+ weapon. It seems that there was a peculiar art in the English
+ use of this bow; for our archers did not employ all their
+ muscular strength in drawing the string with the right hand,
+ but thrust the whole weight of the body into the horns of the
+ bow with the left. Chaucer describes his archer as carrying
+ "a mighty bowe;" and the "cloth-yard shaft," which was
+ discharged from this engine, is often mentioned by our old
+ poets and chroniclers. The command of Richard III. at the
+ battle which was fatal to him, was this:
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head."
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ The bowmen were the chief reliance of the English leaders in
+ those bloody battles which attended our unjust contests for
+ the succession to the crown of France. Some of these scenes
+ are graphically described by Froissart.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Box</i>
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ Is a native of all the middle and southern parts of Europe;
+ and it is found in greater abundance and of a larger size in
+ the countries on the west of Asia, to the south of the
+ mountains of Caucasus. In many parts of France it is also
+ plentiful, though generally in the character of a shrub. In
+ early times it flourished upon many of the barren hills of
+ England. Evelyn found it upon some of the higher hills in
+ Surrey, displaying its myrtle-shaped leaves and its bright
+ green in the depth of winter; and, till very recently, it
+ gave to Boxhill, in that county, the charms of a delightful
+ and perennial verdure. The trees have now been destroyed, and
+ the name, as at other places called after the box, has become
+ the monument of its former beauty.<a id="footnotetag4"
+ name="footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet no tree so well merits cultivation&mdash;though its
+ growth be slow. It is an unique among timber, and combines
+ qualities which are not found existing together in any other.
+ It is as close and as heavy as ebony; not very much softer
+ than <i>lignumvitae</i>; it cuts better than any other wood;
+ and when an edge is made of the ends of the fibres, it stands
+ better than lead or tin, nay almost as well as brass. Like
+ holly, the box is very retentive of its sap, and warps when
+ not properly dried, though when sufficiently seasoned it
+ stands well. Hence, for the wooden part of the finer tools,
+ for every thing that requires strength, beauty, and polish in
+ timber, there is nothing equal to it. There is one purpose
+ for which box, and box alone, is properly adapted, and that
+ is the forming of wood-cuts, for scientific or other
+ illustrations in books. These reduce the price considerably
+ in the first engraving, and also in the printing; while the
+ wood-cut in box admits of as high and sharp a finish as any
+ metal, and takes the ink much better. It is remarkably
+ durable too; for, if the cut be not exposed to alternate
+ moisture or heat, so as to warp or crush it, the number of
+ thousands that it will print is almost incredible. England is
+ the country where this economical mode of illustration is
+ performed in the greatest perfection; and just when a
+ constant demand for box was thus created, the trees available
+ for the purpose had vanished from the island.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Mahogany</i>
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ Is of universal use for furniture, from the common tables of
+ a village inn to the splendid cabinets of a regal palace. But
+ the general adoption of this wood renders a nice selection
+ necessary for those articles which are costly and
+ fashionable. The extensive manufacture of piano-fortes has
+ much increased the demand for mahogany. This musical
+ instrument, as made in England, is superior to that of any
+ other part of Europe; and English piano-fortes are largely
+ exported. The beauty of the case forms a point of great
+ importance to the manufacturer. This circumstance adds
+ nothing, of course, to the intrinsic value of the instrument;
+ but it is of consequence to the maker, in giving an
+ adventitious quality to the article in which he deals.
+ Spanish mahogany is decidedly the most beautiful; but
+ occasionally, yet not very often, the Honduras wood is of
+ singular brilliancy; and it is then eagerly sought for, to be
+ employed in the most expensive cabinet-work. A short time
+ ago, Messrs. Broadwood, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page312"
+ name="page312"></a>[pg 312]</span> who have long been
+ distinguished as makers of piano-fortes, gave the enormous
+ sum of 3,000<i>l</i>. for three logs of mahogany. These logs,
+ the produce of one tree, were each about fifteen feet long
+ and thirty-eight inches wide. They were cut into veneers of
+ eight to an inch. The wood, of which we have seen a specimen,
+ was peculiarly beautiful, capable of receiving the highest
+ polish; and, when polished, reflecting the light in the most
+ varied manner, like the surface of a crystal; and, from the
+ wavy form of the fibres, offering a different figure in
+ whatever direction it was viewed. A new species of mahogany
+ has been lately introduced in cabinet-work, which is commonly
+ called Gambia. As its name imports, it comes from Africa. It
+ is of a beautiful colour, but does not retain it so long as
+ the Spanish and Honduras woods.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Planting</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ The publication of his Sylva, by Evelyn,<a id="footnotetag5"
+ name="footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a>
+ gave a considerable impulse to planting in the time of
+ Charles II.; but in the next century that duty was much
+ neglected by the landed proprietors of this country. There is
+ a selfish feeling, that the planter of an elm or an oak does
+ not reap such an immediate profit from it himself, as will
+ compensate for the expense and trouble of raising it. This is
+ an extremely narrow principle, which, fortunately, the rich
+ are beginning to be ashamed of. It is a positive duty of a
+ landed proprietor who cuts down a tree which his grandfather
+ planted, to put a young one into the ground, as a legacy to
+ his own grand-children: he will otherwise leave the world
+ worse than he found it. Sir Walter Scott, who is himself a
+ considerable planter, has eloquently denounced that
+ contracted feeling which prevents proprietors thus improving
+ their estates, because the profits of plantations make a
+ tardy and distant return; and we cannot better conclude than
+ with a short passage from the essay in which he enforces the
+ duty of planting waste lands:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The indifference to this great rural improvement arises, we
+ have reason to believe, not so much out of the actual lucre
+ of gain as the fatal <i>vis inertiae</i>&mdash;that indolence
+ which induces the lords of the soil to be satisfied with what
+ they can obtain from it by immediate rent, rather than
+ encounter the expense and trouble of attempting the modes of
+ amelioration which require immediate expense&mdash;and, what
+ is, perhaps, more grudged by the first-born of Egypt&mdash;a
+ little future attention. To such we can only say that the
+ improvement by plantation is at once the easiest, the
+ cheapest, and the least precarious mode of increasing the
+ immediate value, as well as the future income, of their
+ estates; and that therefore it is we exhort them to take to
+ heart the exhortation of the dying Scotch laird to his son:
+ 'Be aye sticking in a tree Jock&mdash;it will be growing
+ whilst you are sleeping.'"
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ KITCHINERIANA.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>From the Housekeeper's Oracle, by the late Dr.
+ Kitchiner</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Greek commanders at the siege of Troy, and who were
+ likewise all royal sovereigns, never presumed to set before
+ their guests any food but that cooked by their own hands.
+ Achilles was famous for&mdash;broiling beefsteaks.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ Instead of "Do let me send you some more of this mock
+ turtle"&mdash;"Another patty"&mdash;"Sir, some of this
+ trifle," "I must insist upon your trying this nice melon;"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The language of <i>hospitality</i> should rather run
+ thus:&mdash;"Shall I send you a fit of the cholic, Sir?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Pray let me have the pleasure of giving you a pain in your
+ stomach."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sir, let me help you to a little gentle bilious head-ache."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ma'am, you surely cannot refuse a touch of inflammation in
+ the bowels."
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ If you feed on rich sauces, drink deep of strong wine,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the morn go to bed, and not till night dine;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the order of Nature thus turn topsy turvy!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You'll quickly contract Palsy, jaundice, and scurvy!!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza"></div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ The man who makes an appointment with his stomach and does
+ not keep it disappoints his <i>best friend</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page313" name="page313"></a>[pg
+ 313]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+ <a href="images/369-2.png"><img width="100%"
+ src="images/369-2.png" alt="Swan River Settlement." /></a>
+ </div>
+ <center>
+ Copied from a handsome Chart, by permission of the publisher,
+ Mr. Cross, 18, Holborn, opposite Furnivals' Inn.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page314" name="page314"></a>[pg
+ 314]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ EMIGRATION.
+ </h3>
+ <center>
+ SWAN RIVER SETTLEMENT.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ (<i>Concluded from page 300</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [We resume the description of the Swan River Settlement,
+ which will be further illustrated by the annexed outline.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The animal productions, we may take for granted, are
+ generally the same as those of New South Wales. The human
+ species, in their physical qualities and endowments are the
+ same. Most of them wore kangaroo cloaks, which were their
+ only clothing. They carry the same kind of spears, and the
+ womera, or throwing stick, as are used by those in New South
+ Wales. In the summer months they frequent the sea-coast,
+ where their skill in spearing fish is described as quite
+ wonderful. In winter they mostly adhere to the woods on the
+ higher grounds, where the kangaroos, the opossum tribe, and
+ the land tortoises are plentiful. These, with birds and
+ roots, constitute their sustenance. They have neither boat
+ nor raft, nor did the party fall in with any thing resembling
+ a hut. They made use of the word "kangaroo" and other terms
+ in use at Port Jackson. The party saw only the three kinds of
+ animals above-mentioned, and heard the barking of the native
+ dog; no other reptiles but iguanas and lizards and a single
+ snake presented themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of birds, the list is somewhat more extensive. The emu is
+ frequent on the plains, and that once supposed "<i>rara
+ avis</i>," the elegant black swan, was seen in the greatest
+ abundance on the river to which it has lent its name, and
+ particularly on Melville lake. Equally abundant were numerous
+ species of the goose and duck family. White and black
+ cockatoos, parrots and parroquets, were every where found.
+ Pigeons and quails were seen in great quantities, and many
+ melodious birds were heard in the woods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seals were plentiful on all the islands. Captain Stirling
+ says that it was not the season for whales, but their debris
+ strewed the shore of Geographer's Bay. The French, in May and
+ June, met with a prodigious number of whales along this part
+ of the coast, and sharks equally numerous and of an enormous
+ size, some of them stated to be upwards of two thousand
+ pounds in weight. Vlaming mentions the vast numbers of large
+ sharks on this part of the coast, and he, as well as the
+ French, found the sea near the shore swarming with
+ sea-snakes, the largest about nine or ten feet long. Captain
+ Stirling's party procured three or four different kinds of
+ good esculent fish; one in particular, a species of rock-cod,
+ is described as excellent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The bottom of the sea," says Captain Stirling, "is composed
+ of calcareous sand, sometimes passing into marl or clay. On
+ this may be seen growing an endless variety of marine plants,
+ which appear to form the haunts and perhaps the sustenance of
+ quantities of small fish. When it is considered that the bank
+ extends a hundred miles from the shore, and that wherever the
+ bottom is seen, it presents a moving picture of various
+ animals gliding over the green surface of the vegetation, it
+ is not too much to look forward to the time when a valuable
+ fishery may be established on these shores. Even now, a boat
+ with one or two men might be filled in a few hours."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The island of Buache is admirably adapted for a fishing town.
+ The anchorage close to its eastern shore in Cockburn Island
+ is protected against all winds; and the island itself, of six
+ or seven thousand acres, of a light sort of sand and loam, is
+ well suited, as Mr. Fraser thinks, for any description of
+ light garden crops. The side next the sea is fenced by a
+ natural dyke of limestone, coveted with cypress, and in many
+ places with an arborescent species of Metrosideros; and all
+ the valleys are clothed with a gigantic species of Solanum,
+ and a beautiful Brownonia. The soil in these thickets is a
+ rich brown loam intermixed with blocks of limestone, and
+ susceptible, Mr. Fraser says, of producing any description of
+ crop. Fresh water may be had in all these valleys by digging
+ to the depth of two feet. On this island Captain Stirling
+ caused a garden to be planted and railed out; on which
+ account he named it "Garden Island."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On this island, Buache, or Garden (as the party named it)
+ Captain Stirling left a cow, two ewes in lamb, and three
+ goats, where, he observes, abundance of grass, and a large
+ pool of water awaited them. They would be, at all events,
+ perfectly free from any disturbance from the natives.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rottenest Island is the largest in this quarter, being about
+ eight miles in length; it contains several saline lagoons,
+ separated from the sea, on the north-east side, by a beach
+ composed mostly of a single species of bivalve shell. Like
+ Buache, it is covered with an abundant and vigorous
+ vegetation, and a small species of kangaroo is said by
+ Freycinet to be numerous upon it. Vlaming, who first
+ discovered it, speaks in raptures of the beauties of this
+ island, to which, from the multitude of rats, as he thought
+ them <span class="pagenum"><a id="page315"
+ name="page315"></a>[pg 315]</span> to be, he gave the name of
+ the "Rats' Nest." The French call this animal the <i>preamble
+ ... long new</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is not to be supposed that a hasty visit could enable the
+ party to explore the mineralogical resources of the country.
+ It appears, however, by a list of the soils and rock
+ formations in Captain Stirling's report, that he brought home
+ specimens of copper ore, of lead ore with silver, and also
+ with arsenic, two species of magnetic iron, several varieties
+ of granite, and chalcedony, and of limestone, with stalagmite
+ incrustations, &amp;c. The high cliffs of Cape Naturaliste
+ abound with large masses of what Mr. Fraser calls "an
+ extraordinary aggregate," containing petrifactions of bivalve
+ and other marine shells, every particle of which was thickly
+ incrusted with minute crystals. Here, too, he says, veins of
+ iron of considerable thickness were seen to traverse the rock
+ in various directions; and he speaks of the caverns formed in
+ the minacious schistose between the granite and the
+ limestone, as something very extraordinary. They contained
+ rock-salt in large quantities, forming thick incrustations on
+ every part of the surface, beautifully crystallized, and
+ penetrating into the most compact parts of the rock. In many
+ of these caverns were very brilliant stalactites and
+ stalagmites of extraordinary size adhering to the nodules of
+ granite which form their bases or floors, and which are from
+ forty to fifty feet above the level of the sea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In several parts of the limestone formation, mineral springs
+ were found; one in particular was noticed within half a mile
+ of the entrance into Swan River. It bubbled out at the base
+ of the solid rock in a stream, whose transverse area was
+ measured by Captain Stirling, and found to be from six to
+ seven feet, running at the rate of three feet in a second of
+ time. It was thermal, saline, pleasant to the taste, and
+ some, who partook of it, attributed to it an aperient
+ quality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such is the outline of a country on which the government have
+ determined to establish a colony, and over which they have
+ justly, and we think judiciously, appointed Captain Stirling
+ to act as lieutenant-governor. The plan on which it is to be
+ founded is, in our opinion, unobjectionable. It promises the
+ most advantageous terms to qualified settlers, and deserves
+ only to be known to ensure as many of the most respectable
+ agriculturists as may in the first instance be desirable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In point of climate, this colony and New South Wales may
+ perhaps be equally salubrious, though we are disposed to
+ think that the western aspect and the sea-breezes may
+ preponderate in favor of the new one;&mdash;this being,
+ probably, milder, as the western sides of all continents and
+ large islands are, than the eastern sides, in the
+ winter,&mdash;while the refreshing breezes cool the air in
+ the summer. "In my opinion," says Captain Stirling, "the
+ climate, considered with reference to health, is highly
+ salubrious. This opinion is corroborated by that of the
+ surgeon of the Success, who states in his report to me on the
+ subject, that, notwithstanding the great exposure of the
+ people to fatigue, to night air in the neighbourhood of
+ marshy grounds, and to other causes usually productive of
+ sickness, he had not a case upon his sick list, except for
+ slight complaints unconnected with climate."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It likewise appears, from Captain Stirling's report, that the
+ thermometer, in the hot months of January, February, and
+ March, averaged, in the morning, about 60 deg.; at noon,
+ about 78 deg.; and in the evening 65 deg. The barometer
+ averaged about 30 deg. The weather generally fine,&mdash;some
+ rain and showery weather, and occasionally thunder and
+ lightning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In geographical position it has an incalculable advantage
+ over New South Wales. In the first place, it is not only much
+ more conveniently situated than that colony, but is much
+ nearer to, and has much more easy means of communication
+ with, every part of the civilized world, the east coast of
+ America perhaps excepted. The passages to it from England,
+ and from the Cape of Good Hope, are shortened by nearly a
+ month, and the return voyages still more. The voyage from it
+ to Madras and Ceylon is little more than three weeks at all
+ times of the year, and only a month from those places to it;
+ while for six months in the year, namely, from November to
+ April, inclusive, when the western monsoons prevail on the
+ northern coast of Australia, the passage from New South Wales
+ through Torres Strait, always dangerous, is then utterly
+ impracticable; and that through Bass's Strait nearly so to
+ merchant vessels, on account of the westerly winds which blow
+ through it at all times of the year, and which generally
+ oblige them to go round the southern extremity of Van
+ Nieman's Land. The Success frigate left Port Jackson on the
+ 17th of January, and did not reach Cape Leeuwin till the 2nd
+ of February, being six weeks and two days; and Captain
+ Stirling observes, that the only chance, by which the passage
+ could be accomplished at all, was by carrying a constant
+ press of sail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page316" name="page316"></a>[pg
+ 316]</span> One point of consideration,(says the writer of
+ the "Hints,") in the proposed measure (although in reality of
+ no essential importance to pecuniary success) is of
+ considerable magnitude, as regards moral feeling and the
+ pride of many&mdash;that is, there being no admission of
+ convicts into the proposed colony! Without any illiberal
+ sentiment, this is a disadvantage under which Port Jackson
+ and Van Nieman's Land certainly suffer. Nevertheless these
+ thriving colonies, in the course of thirty or forty years,
+ have made surprising progress in agriculture, population,
+ commerce and wealth. The situation of Port Jackson was the
+ most distant from the mother country; its position was not
+ peculiarly adapted to production or traffic with any part of
+ the globe; therefore, the improvement can only be attributed
+ to a favorable soil, free from the taxation of old European
+ governments, a low fee cost, or a nominal pepper corn rent,
+ which circumstances have not only been capable of maintaining
+ those who adventured, but of yielding a profit for capital
+ sufficient to induce others to pursue the same course.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the infancy of a colony, the certain maintenance of the
+ settlers should be well established; and it is also right to
+ know with what facility and at what cost, an adequate supply
+ of necessaries, comforts, and even luxuries may be obtained.
+ Adjacent, and favorably situated to Cockburn Sound, are the
+ Mauritius, Cape of Good Hope, Timer, Java, Sumatra, and the
+ East Indian Presidencies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Rice</i>, from Java, can be obtained in five weeks, at or
+ under 1<i>d</i>. per pound.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The bantam fowls and China pigs at equally moderate prices.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Sugar</i>,<a id="footnotetag6"
+ name="footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a>
+ from the Mauritius, Java, or Calcutta, at 3<i>d</i>. per
+ pound.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Coffee</i>, from Java, 4<i>d</i>. per pound.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Spices</i>, the production of the Moluccas, Celebees,
+ &amp;c. &amp;c. at the lowest possible rate:&mdash;viz.
+ pepper, nutmegs, cloves, &amp;c.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Algoa Bay, the Cape of Good Hope, furnishes cattle and sheep.
+ The coast of Cockburn Sound and Swan and Canning Rivers,
+ promises plenty of fish for the table&mdash;also, oil for
+ use. Tea will not cost more than 2<i>s</i>. 6<i>d</i>. per
+ pound through Java; from whence stock of cattle, poultry and
+ pigs can be added of the best quality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no intention in these remarks to shew the extent of
+ production of which the soil and climate are capable; time
+ and prosperity will be requisite to bring forward all their
+ capabilities. Nothing, therefore, has been said of the
+ articles grown in similar latitudes in Asia, and carried to
+ Smyrna and other Turkish ports at immense distances, for
+ export to England, France, and Holland. There is, however, no
+ reason for supposing that silk, (equal to that of Brussa,)
+ opium, madder roots, goats' wool, senna, gums, currants,
+ raisins, and the highly esteemed Turkish tobacco, and various
+ other productions, may not be cultivated to advantage half a
+ century hence. But in the commencement, it is sufficient to
+ look to <i>early, certain, and profitable returns</i>;
+ without calculating upon chances of wealth, which may not be
+ realized in the lifetime of the present adventurers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It remains only for us to offer a word of advice (says the
+ writer in the <i>Quarterly Review</i>) to the multitudes who
+ we understand are preparing to take their flight to this new
+ land of Goshen,&mdash;which is this: that no one should <i>at
+ present</i> think of venturing on such a step, unless he can
+ carry out with him, either in his own person or in his family
+ or followers, the knowledge of agriculture, and the
+ capability of agricultural labour. It is quite certain that,
+ for the first few years, every settler must be mainly
+ indebted for the means of subsistence of himself and family
+ to the produce of the soil; beyond this the country itself,
+ for the first year, will afford him nothing, with the
+ exception, perhaps, of a little fish&mdash;the rest must be
+ raised by the labour of the ploughman and the horticulturist.
+ The only settlers, therefore, who can reasonably hope to
+ thrive in the infant state of the colony must consist of this
+ description of persons; any others, with very few exceptions,
+ must inevitably be disappointed, if not irretrievably ruined.
+ A clergyman, a schoolmaster, a land-surveyor, an apothecary,
+ a few small tradesmen and fishermen, may reasonably expect
+ employment and make themselves useful to the new community;
+ as will also a limited number of house-carpenters, joiners,
+ bricklayers, black-smiths, tailors, shoemakers, and common
+ labourers, the latter being required to assist in building
+ habitations; but the unproductive
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page317" name="page317"></a>[pg
+ 317]</span> class, or idlers, had better wait a few years
+ before they embark for a country where, as yet, there is
+ neither hut nor hovel, and where the "<i>fruges consumere
+ nati</i>" have unquestionably no place in society. We cannot
+ forget what happened, when, a few years ago, the government
+ resolved to send out, at a very considerable expense, a
+ number of new settlers to improve and extend the agriculture
+ of the Cape of Good Hope; giving allowances to the heads of
+ parties, proportioned to their respective numbers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The persons best calculated for effecting the improvement of
+ the colony, and, at the same time, their own condition, must
+ be looked for among the English and Scotch farmers; these
+ cannot fail. To such we would recommend not to encumber
+ themselves, and incur a great and unnecessary expense, by
+ carrying out live-stock from home, but to take them from the
+ Cape of Good Hope. At Algoa Bay, which is perfectly safe for
+ six months in the year, they may be supplied with every kind
+ of domestic animal, in good condition, and at reasonable
+ prices, which may be carried to their destination in the
+ short space of twenty-eight days. Seed corn and the seeds of
+ culinary vegetables may be taken from home; but of young
+ plants of peaches, pomegranates, oranges, figs, and vines, it
+ may be advisable to take a supply from the Cape of Good Hope.
+ For these, and many other species of fruit, the climate is
+ admirably adapted; and the vine, in particular, is just
+ calculated for the limestone ridge which extends along the
+ coast facing the western sun.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It appears that apprehensions of interruption were once
+ entertained from a prior settlement from France; these fears
+ are however, removed by that nation having fixed on a point,
+ to colonize, in latitude 25 deg. south, (which is distant
+ north of the Swan River 400 miles) called Shark's Bay, within
+ which there is an inlet called Freycinet's Harbour. The
+ country in this neighbourhood much resembles the western
+ coast.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THE AIR BALLOON.
+ </h3>
+ <center>
+ IN LAUDEM BULLAE AERO-NAUTICAE.
+ </center>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ They may talk as they will
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of their steam-engine skill,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, as sure as the sun shines at noon,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Straps, boilers, and springs
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Are a wagon to wings,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Compared with the air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ If you're troubled with taxes,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ You cross the Araxes,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or fly to the plains of Hairoun;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In the height of the summer,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Cool as a cucumber,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You sit in your air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ The ladies, poor souls!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Once sent sighs to the poles;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We may now send the sighers as soon:
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Painted canvass and gas
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Whisk away with the lass,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Our girls of fifteen
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Will disdain Gretna Green,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old coupler must soon cobble shoon;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ With a wink to the captain,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The beauties are wrapt in
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The car of the air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Old fathers and mothers,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Grim uncles and brothers,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ May hunt them from Janu'ry to June;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ They are oft to the stars,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And in Venus or Mars
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You may spy out their air-balloon
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Your makers of rhyme
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ May at last grow sublime,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Inspired by a touch at the moon;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And lawyers may rise
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ For once to the skies,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Your ministers, soaring,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ May shun all the boring
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of country and city baboon&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Or, like ministers' spouses,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Look down on both Houses&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the car of the air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ The sweet six months' widow
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Her weeds will abide, O,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No longer, nor cry "'Tis too soon!"
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But range the skies over,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In search of a lover,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the car of the air balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ If you wish for a singe-a
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In Afric or India,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or long for an Esquimaux' tune,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Or wish to go snacks
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ With the king of the blacks,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why,&mdash;call for your air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ If, on Teneriffe's Peak,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ You'd wish for a steak,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or dip in Vesuvius your spoon,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Or slip all the dog-days,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The rain-days, and fog-days,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Go, call for your air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ Your doctors of physic
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ May banish the phthisic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Your cook give you ice-creams in June&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ If a dun's in the wind,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ You may leave him behind,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And be off in your air-balloon.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ On the top of the Andes,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Who's tortur'd with dandies?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On Potosi, who meets a buffoon?
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But, for fear I'd get prosy,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'll stop at Potosi,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, huzza for the air-balloon!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <i>Monthly Magazine</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ ALVISE SANUTO.
+ </h3>
+ <center>
+ <i>A Venetian Story</i><a id="footnotetag7"
+ name="footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a>
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ Alvise Sanuto was a young man of whom his country entertained
+ the proudest <span class="pagenum"><a id="page318"
+ name="page318"></a>[pg 318]</span> hopes. His courage had
+ been gloriously tried in the battle of Lepanto, in which he
+ had performed prodigies of valour. His prudence and foresight
+ had been often the subject of admiration in the great council
+ of the state. The old man, his father, esteemed him as the
+ ornament and grace of his family: Venice pointed to him as
+ one of her best citizens. Alvise was destined to fall by an
+ infamous death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that period both public and private manners were
+ exceedingly severe. The ladies, who gave law to them, only
+ issued from their homes to go to church, wrapped up in a veil
+ which hid their face and figure. The balconies of the palaces
+ still present signs of this ancient severity, the parapets
+ being purposely made so high and large, as to render it
+ difficult to see from them. Alvise had a heart of the most
+ passionate and fiery nature; he felt the imperious sway of
+ love, but as yet had met with no lady on whom he could bestow
+ his affections. The arrival of the French ambassador at
+ Venice, in great pomp, excited public curiosity. The manners
+ of the strangers bore an aspect of perfect novelty to the
+ inhabitants of the republic, as the ladies who accompanied
+ Amalia, the ambassador's daughter, displayed a fire and
+ vivacity, which to many seemed scandalous as well as
+ astonishing. Amalia was in her seventeenth year, and to
+ cultivated and sprightly powers of mind, added those French
+ graces, which, if they do not constitute beauty, are still
+ more effectual than beauty itself in seducing the beholder.
+ Alvise saw her when she was presented to the Doge, and
+ regarded her as a being more than human. He gazed on her as
+ if beside himself; and what female could have beheld him
+ without admiration? Amalia read in the noble countenance of
+ Alvise what he felt at that moment; she was affected, and,
+ for the first time, her heart palpitated within her bosom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alvise from that day was another being. He knew his unhappy
+ state, and that his misfortunes could end but with his life,
+ since the severe and unyielding laws of his country rendered
+ all hope chimerical of ever being united with the stranger
+ lady. His ardent fancy suggested to attempt any means of
+ again seeing her who was dearer to him than life. His abode
+ was divided from that of the ambassador by a narrow canal.
+ Having procured the assistance of a French domestic, he
+ passed over to the palace, and secretly entered the chamber
+ of Amalia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was midnight; and the young lady, her own thoughts perhaps
+ disturbed by love, had not yet laid down, but was seeking
+ from prayer consolation and rest. She knelt before the image
+ of the virgin, her hands clasped in the attitude of devotion;
+ and Alvise, beholding her angelic countenance lit up by the
+ uncertain light of the lamp, could not restrain an
+ exclamation of surprise, which roused the maiden from her
+ pious reverie. Struck with the sight of him, she at first
+ fancied, according to the superstitious notions of the times,
+ that he was a spirit sent by her evil genius to tempt her,
+ and uttered some words of holy scripture by way of exorcism;
+ when Alvise, advancing, threw himself at her feet, and before
+ Amalia could speak, disclosed to her, in the most passionate
+ terms, his love, the inconsiderate step he had taken, and the
+ certain death that awaited him should he be discovered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Terror, rather than indignation, filled the breast of Amalia.
+ "Oh, heavens!" she exclaimed, "what madness could prompt you
+ thus to expose your own life and my reputation? Haste, fly
+ from this spot, which you have profaned; and know, that if my
+ heart recoils at your death (and here she gave a deep sigh,)
+ yet at my cry those would appear who would not suffer your
+ insult to pass unpunished," so saying, she pointed
+ imperiously to the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alvise listened to her as if he had been struck down by
+ lightning. "Then let me die!" he exclaimed, "for without you
+ life is odious to me. You are just taking the first steps in
+ this vale of tears; one day, however, your heart also will
+ know the emotions of love, and then, then think of the
+ unhappy Alvise; how great must have been his pangs, and how
+ ardent his desire to terminate them!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He now made an effort to go away; but Amalia held him, while
+ she said, "Alas! I seek not thy death: live, but forget me
+ from this fatal moment." "To forget thee is impossible; to
+ love thee is death: thy compassion would sweeten the last
+ moments of my existence!" "Alvise!" exclaimed Amalia,
+ weeping, "live, if only for my sake!" "Do
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page319" name="page319"></a>[pg
+ 319]</span> you comprehend the force of these words?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She trembled at the question; but the idea of her lover dying
+ in despair overcame all her scruples. "Yes, live for my
+ sake," she repeated in an under tone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Unhappy beings! they were intoxicated with love, while the
+ abyss was yawning beneath their feet. A spy of the state
+ inquisition, who was going his rounds, saw Alvise enter the
+ palace, and recognised him. Denounced before the dreadful
+ tribunal, he was dragged thither that very morning. Convicted
+ of entering the abode of the French ambassador, he was
+ desired to explain his motives tor so doing, but remained
+ obstinately silent. The members of the inquisition were
+ confounded, accustomed as they were to see every thing yield
+ before them, and reminded him that death would be the
+ inevitable result of his silence. "Death," he replied, "had
+ no terrors for me when I fought at Lepanto for the glory of
+ my country and the salvation of Italy; on which day I proved,
+ that under no circumstances could I ever become a traitor. I
+ call heaven to witness that I am not one. But something
+ dearer to me than life or fame now imposes silence on me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was beheaded, and his body exposed between the two columns
+ of the palace, with this inscription: "For offences against
+ the statute." The populace were speechless at the sight,
+ while his companions in arms, his relations and friends,
+ abandoned themselves to despair. Venice presented one
+ universal scene of mourning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the evening of the fatal day, Amalia stood upon the
+ terrace of her palace, overlooking the grand canal. She
+ contemplated with pleasurable melancholy the calm and even
+ course of the moon, whose modest light shone in the cloudless
+ sky. Her thoughts were of Alvise. To divert them, she turned
+ to gaze on a long procession of illuminated gondolas, from
+ which she heard a strain of plaintive music, as if of prayers
+ for the dead, A dreadful presentiment seized her heart; she
+ inquired the purpose of the procession, and heard, with
+ unspeakable terror, that it was the solemnization of the
+ funeral rites of a Venetian nobleman, who had been beheaded
+ for high treason. "His name?" cried the breathless girl, in
+ almost unintelligible accents: "Alvise Sanuto."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She fell, as if shot; and striking her head in the fall upon
+ a projecting part of the terrace, was mortally wounded, and
+ expired.&mdash;<i>Lettere su Venezia</i>&mdash;<i>Translated
+ in the Oxford Literary Gaz.</i>
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ INDEPENDENCE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Is the word, of all others, that Irish&mdash;men, women, and
+ children&mdash;least understand; and the calmness, or rather
+ indifference, with which they submit to dependence, bitter
+ and miserable as it is, must be a source of deep regret to
+ all "who love the land," or feel anxious to uphold the
+ dignity of human kind. Let us select a few cases from our
+ Irish village&mdash;such as are abundant in every
+ neighbourhood. Shane Thurlough, "as dacent a boy," and
+ Shane's wife, as "clane-skinned a girl," as any in the world.
+ There is Shane, an active, handsome-looking fellow, leaning
+ over the half-door of his cottage, kicking a hole in the wall
+ with his brogue, and picking up all the large gravel within
+ his reach to pelt the ducks with&mdash;those useful Irish
+ scavengers. Let us speak to him. "Good morrow, Shane!" "Och!
+ the bright bames of heaven on ye every day! and kindly
+ welcome, my lady&mdash;and won't ye step in and
+ rest&mdash;it's powerful hot, and a beautiful summer,
+ sure&mdash;the Lord be praised!" "Thank you, Shane. I thought
+ you were going to cut the hayfield to-day&mdash;if a heavy
+ shower comes, it will be spoil'd; it has been fit for the
+ sithe these two days." "Sure, it's all owing to that thief o'
+ the world, Tom Parrel, my lady. Didn't he promise me the loan
+ of his sithe; and, by the same token, I was to pay him for
+ it; and <i>depinding</i> on that, I didn't buy one, which I
+ have been threatening to do for the last two years." "But why
+ don't you go to Carrick and purchase one?" "To
+ Carrick!&mdash;Och, 'tis a good step to Carrick, and my toes
+ are on the ground (saving your presence,) for I
+ <i>depindid</i> on Tim Jarvis to tell Andy Cappler, the
+ brogue-maker, to do my shoes; and, bad luck to him, the
+ spalpeen! he forgot it." "Where's your pretty wife, Shane?"
+ "She's in all the woe o' the world, Ma'am, dear. And she puts
+ the blame of it on me, though I'm not in the faut this time,
+ any how: the child's taken the small pock, and she
+ <i>depindid</i> on me to tell the doctor to cut it for the
+ cow-pock, and I <i>depindid</i> on Kitty Cackle, the limmer,
+ to tell the doctor's own man, and thought she would not
+ forget it, becase the boy's her bachelor&mdash;but out o'
+ sight out o' mind&mdash;the never a word she tould him about
+ it, and the babby has got it nataral, and the woman's in
+ heart trouble (to say nothing o' myself;) and it the first,
+ and all." "I am very sorry, indeed, for you have got a much
+ better <span class="pagenum"><a id="page320"
+ name="page320"></a>[pg 320]</span> wife than most men."
+ "That's a true word, my lady&mdash;only she's fidgetty like
+ sometimes, and says I don't hit the nail on the head quick
+ enough; and she takes a dale more trouble than she need about
+ many a thing." "I do not think I ever saw Ellen's wheel
+ without flax before, Shane?" "Bad cess to the wheel;&mdash;I
+ got it this morning about that too&mdash;I <i>depinded</i> on
+ John Williams to bring the flax from O'Flaharty's this day
+ week, and he forgot it; and she says I ought to have brought
+ it myself, and I close to the spot: but where's the good?
+ says I, sure he'll bring it next time." "I suppose, Shane,
+ you will soon move into the new cottage, at Clurn Hill. I
+ passed it to-day, and it looked so cheerful; and when you get
+ there, you must take Ellen's advice, and <i>depend</i> solely
+ on yourself." "Och Ma'am, dear, don't mintion it&mdash;sure
+ it's that makes me so down in the mouth, this very minit.
+ Sure I saw that born blackguard, Jack Waddy, and he comes in
+ here, quite innocent like"&mdash;"Shane, you've an eye to
+ 'Squire's new lodge," says he. "Maybe I have," says I. "I am
+ y'er man," says he. "How so?" says I. "Sure I'm as good as
+ married to my lady's maid," said he; "and I'll spake to the
+ 'Squire for you, my own self." "The blessing be about you,"
+ says I, quite grateful,&mdash;and we took a strong cup on the
+ strength of it; and <i>depinding</i> on him, I thought all
+ safe,&mdash;"and what d'ye think, my lady? Why, himself
+ stalks into the place&mdash;talked the 'Squire over, to be
+ sure&mdash;and without so much as by y'er lave, sates himself
+ and his new wife on the laase in the house; and I may go
+ whistle." "It was a great pity, Shane, that you didn't go
+ yourself to Mr. Clurn." "That's a true word for ye, Ma'am,
+ dear; but it's hard if a poor man can't have a frind to
+ DEPIND on."&mdash;<i>Sketches of Irish Character, by Mrs.
+ S.C. Hall</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ THE GATHERER.
+ </h2>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SHAKSPEARE
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ POTATOES.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ One is almost induced to imagine that certain orders of
+ London conceive that "<i>takers</i>," as they commonly call
+ them in their uncooked state, is a generical term; and that
+ they only become entitled to the prefix of "<i>pot</i>,"
+ after they have been boiled.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ DINING LATE.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ A wag, on being told it was the fashion to dine later and
+ later every day, said, "he supposed it would end at last in
+ not dining till to-morrow!"
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ MOORE'S LIFE OF BYRON.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Moore has printed between three and four hundred pages of his
+ Life of Lord Byron, which is interspersed with original
+ letters and poems, of singular merit&mdash;after the manner
+ of Mason's Life of Gray, and Hayley's Life of Cowper. Nearly
+ the whole of the manuscript is in town, and the work,
+ consisting of a thick 4to. volume, will be published during
+ the season.&mdash;<i>Court Journal, No. 1</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ PISTRUCCI.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ This gifted improvisatore (who is poet to the King's
+ Theatre,) sometimes astonishes his
+ acquaintance&mdash;especially if a new one&mdash;by holding
+ his hand close over the flame of a candle, or an argand lamp,
+ for several minutes together. It is a singular fact that
+ several of the male branches of this family&mdash;of whom the
+ unrivalled artist who cut the die of the sovereign, with the
+ St. George upon it, is one&mdash;have one of their hands
+ covered with a thick coat of horn-like matter, as hard as
+ tortoiseshell, and perfectly insensible.&mdash;<i>Ibid.</i>
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ WRITTEN EXTEMPORE IN A COPY OF COKE UPON LITTLETON, 1721.
+ </h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ O thou who labours't in this rugged mine,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mays't thou to gold th' unpolish'd ore refine;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ May each dark page unfold its haggard brow,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fear not to reap, if thou canst dare to plough;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To tempt thy care may each revolving night,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Purses and maces glide before thy sight;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So when in times to come, advent'rous deed,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thou shalt essay to speak, to look like Mead,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When ev'n the bay and rose shall cease to shade
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With martial air the honours of thy head,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the full wig thy visage shall enclose,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And only give to view thy learned nose,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Safely thou may'st defy beaux, wits, and scoffers,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And tenant in fee simple stuff thy coffers.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ T.H.
+ </h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a> <b>Footnote 1</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ <i>Hen-pecked</i>, to be governed <i>by a wife</i>, (see
+ Johnson.)
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a> <b>Footnote 2</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ We believe the finest cedars in England to be those at
+ Juniper Hall, between Leatherhead and Dorking.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a> <b>Footnote 3</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ Yew trees&mdash;those gloomy tenants of our
+ churchyards&mdash;appear to have been planted there in
+ ancient times. In the will of Henry VI. there is the
+ following item:&mdash;"The space between the wall of the
+ church and the wall of the cloyster shall conteyne 38
+ feyte, which is left for to sett in certayne trees and
+ flowers, behovable and convenient for the custom of the
+ said church." Several reasons may be assigned for giving
+ this tree a preference to every other evergreen. It is very
+ hardy, long-lived, and, though in time it attains a
+ considerable height, produces branches in abundance, so low
+ as to be always within reach of the hand, and at last
+ affords a beautiful wood for furniture.&mdash;The date of
+ the yews at Bedfont is 1704.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote4" name="footnote4"></a> <b>Footnote 4</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag4">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ In the twelfth volume of the MIRROR, we gave an accurate
+ picture of the past and present celebrity of <i>Box
+ Hill</i>, especially with respect to the quantity of box
+ grown there. The box trees on the hill are again
+ flourishing, and with these and other evergreens the chief
+ part of Box Hill is still covered.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote5" name="footnote5"></a> <b>Footnote 5</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag5">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ Evelyn passed much of his time in planting; and his
+ <i>Sylva, or a Discourse on Forest Trees</i>, is one of the
+ most valuable works in the whole compass of English
+ literature. He describes himself as "borne at
+ <i>Wotton</i>, among the woods," situate about four miles
+ from Dorking, in a fine valley leading to Leith Hill. In
+ book iii. chap. 7, of his <i>Sylva</i>, he says, "To give
+ an instance of what store of woods and timber of prodigious
+ size were grown in our little county of Surrey, my own
+ grandfather had standing at Wotton, and about that estate,
+ timber that now were worth &pound;100,000. Since of what
+ was left my father (who was a great preserver of wood)
+ there has been &pound;30,000. worth of limber fallen by the
+ axe, and the fury of the hurricane in 1703, by which
+ upwards of 1,000 trees were blown down. Now, no more
+ Wotton! stript and naked, and ashamed almost to own its
+ name." The Wotton woods are still flourishing, and within
+ the last fourteen years we have passed many delightful days
+ beneath their shade. Many a time and often in our rambles
+ have we met the venerated Sir Samuel Romilly in one of the
+ most beautiful ridges of the park, called the
+ <i>Deer-leap</i>, wooing Nature in her delightful solitudes
+ of wood and glade. He resided at Leith Hill, and the
+ distance thence to Wotton is but a short ride.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote6" name="footnote6"></a> <b>Footnote 6</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag6">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ Cunningham, in his account of New South Wales, recommends
+ the cultivation of sugar, but he acknowledges the latitude
+ of 28&deg; scarcely sufficiently warm for the purpose, and
+ enters into an argument of economy, whether convicts or
+ slaves would be the cheapest mode of supplying labour; but
+ this system would alter the whole character of this
+ proposed settlement in the neighbourhood of Cockburn Sound,
+ the great feature of which is healthiness of the climate,
+ and a fertility of the soil, capable of producing useful
+ exportable commodities, more than sufficient to pay for
+ tropical productions of luxury, raised at an increased
+ expense of life and slavery; and a very little insight into
+ foreign trade will show with what ease this may be
+ accomplished.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote7" name="footnote7"></a> <b>Footnote 7</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag7">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ The nobility of Venice were subject to the most rigorous
+ <i>surveillance</i>, and dearly paid, occasionally, for the
+ small degree of power conceded by the ducal house. The
+ jealousy of the government with regard to these men was
+ carried to excess. I may mention three regulations among
+ the many that related to them, as illustrative of the
+ galling yoke that pressed on them, amid all their pride and
+ splendour. The first forbade them to leave the dominions of
+ the state without the special permission of the council of
+ ten; and this was granted with difficulty. The second
+ prohibited them from possessing foods and chattels out of
+ the state. This was with a view of preventing the danger
+ that might arise from attempts to betray the republic under
+ an idea of finding an asylum elsewhere. The third and most
+ severe decree forbade communication with foreign
+ ambassadors, under pain of death! The terror inspired by
+ this was such, that not only the ministers of the court,
+ but their secretaries and domestics, fled from the
+ ambassadors as if they were infected with the plague. This
+ decree had numerous results, and among others, one that was
+ attended with truly tragical circumstances.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ <i>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near
+ Somerset House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New
+ Market, Leipsic; and by all Newsmen and Booksellers</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction., by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.
+ Volume XIII, No. 369, Saturday, May 9, 1829.
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: February 27, 2004 [EBook #11343]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE, NO. 369 ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Keith M. Eckrich, David Garcia and the
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL XIII, NO. 369.] SATURDAY, MAY 9, 1829. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Cornwall Terrace, Regent's Park.]
+
+
+
+
+CORNWALL TERRACE
+
+REGENT'S PARK.
+
+
+Adjoining _York Terrace_, engraved and described in No. 358, of the
+MIRROR, is _Cornwall Terrace_, one of the earliest and most admired of
+all the buildings in the Park; although its good taste has not been so
+influential as might have been expected, on more recent structures.
+It is named after the ducal title of the present King, when Regent.
+
+Cornwall Terrace is from the designs of Mr. Decimus Burton, and is
+characterized by its regularity and beauty, so as to reflect high
+credit on the taste and talent of the young architect. The ground
+story is rusticated, and the principal stories are of the Corinthian
+order, with fluted shafts, well proportioned capitals, and an
+entablature of equal merit. The other embellishments of Cornwall
+Terrace are in correspondent taste, and the whole presents a facade
+of great architectural beauty and elegance.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE COSMOPOLITE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE TIMES NEWSPAPER.
+
+(_Concluded from page 292_.)
+
+Passing over the leading articles, and some news from the seat of war,
+next is the Court Circular, describing the mechanism of royal and
+noble etiquette in right courtly style. The "Money Market and City
+Intelligence"--what a line for the capitalist: only watch the
+intensity with which he devours every line of the oracle, as the
+ancients did the _spirantia exta_--and weighs and considers its import
+and bearing with the Foreign News and leading articles. What rivets
+are these--"risen about 1/4 per cent"--and "a shade higher;" no fag or
+tyro ever hailed an illustration with greater interest. Talk to him
+whilst he is reading any other part of the paper, and he will break
+off, and join you; but when reading this, he can only spare you an
+occasional "hem," or "indeed"--his eyes still riveted to the column.
+This has been satirically termed "watching the turn of the market;"
+although every reader does the same, and first looks for those
+events in the paper which bear upon his interests or enjoyments;
+for pleasure, as well as industry, has her studies. Thus the lines
+"Drury Lane Theatre," and "Professional Concert" are 'Change news
+to a certain class--and a long criticism on Miss Phillips's first
+appearance in Jane Shore will ensure attention and sympathy, from
+anxiety for an actress of high promise, and the pathos of the play
+itself; and we need not insist upon the beneficial effect which sound
+criticism has on public taste. To pass from an account of a Concert at
+the Argyll Rooms, with its fantasias and _concertanti_, to the fact of
+940 weavers being at present unemployed in Paisley,--and the death of
+a young man in Paris, from hydrophobia, is a sad transition from gay
+to grave--yet so they stand in the column. A long correspondence on
+Commercial Policy, Taxation, Finance, and Currency--we leave to the
+capitalist, the "parliament man," and other disciples of Adam Smith;
+whilst our eye descends to the right-hand corner, where is recorded
+the horrible fact of a mother attempting to suffocate her infant at
+her breast! Humanity sickens at such a pitch of savage crime in the
+centre of the most refined city in the world!
+
+The commencement of the third folio is a gratifying contrast to the
+last horrible incident. It describes the Anniversary of St. Patrick's
+Charity Schools, with one of the King's brothers presiding at the
+benevolent banquet, and records an after-dinner subscription of
+540_l._! What a delightful scene for the philanthropist--what a
+blessed picture of British beneficence! Yet beneath this is a
+piracy--a tale of blood, whose very recital "will harrow up thy
+soul"--the murder of the captain and crew of an American brig, as
+narrated by one man who was concealed. In the next column are two
+reports of Parish Elections, which afford more speculation than we are
+prone to indulge, as the turning-out of old parties and setting-up of
+new, and many of the petty feuds and jealousies that divide and
+distract parishes or large families, the little circles of the great
+whole. At the foot of this column a paragraph records the death of
+a miserly bachelor schoolmaster, who had worn the same coat twenty
+years, and on the tester of whose bed were found, wrapped up in old
+stockings L1,600. in interest notes, commencing thirty-five years
+since, the compound interest of which would have been L4,000.; and
+for what purpose was this concealment?--a dread of being required to
+assist his relatives! Yet contrast this wicked abuse with a few of the
+incidents we have recorded--the dinner of St. Patrick's, for instance,
+and is it possible to conceive a more despicable situation (short of
+crime) than this poor miser deserves in our chronicle.
+
+The third column opens to us a scene of a very opposite character, the
+Newmarket Craven Meeting--the most brilliant assemblage ever known
+there; the town crammed with the children of chance, the innkeepers
+trebling their charges, and like the Doncaster people, doing "noting
+widout the guinea." What an heterogeneous mixture of fine old sport,
+black legs and consciences, panting steeds and hearts bursting with
+expectation and despair, and the grand machinery of chance working
+with mathematical truth, and not unfrequently beneath luxury and the
+mere show of hospitality.
+
+The moralist will turn away from this rural pandemonium with disgust;
+but what will he say to the records of wretchedness and crime that
+fill up nearly the remainder of the folio. A Coroner's Inquest upon
+a fellow creature who "died from neglect, and want of common food to
+support life"--and another upon a poor girl, whose young and tender
+wits being "turned to folly,"--died by a draught of laudanum--are
+still more lamentable items in the calendar.
+
+Beneath these inquests is a brief tale of a romantic robbery in an
+obscure department of France. The priest of a village, aged 80, lived
+in an isolated cottage with his niece. About midnight, he was
+disturbed, and on his getting out of bed, was bound by two men, whilst
+a third stood at the door. The robbers then proceeded to the girl's
+chamber, very ungallantly took her gold ear-rings, and by threatening
+her and her uncle with death, got possession of 300 francs. Two of
+the ruffians then proceeded to the church, broke open the poor-box,
+and took about 30 francs. They then bound again the old man and his
+niece, and departed. One of the robbers, however, left an agricultural
+tool behind him, which led to the discovery of two of the thieves, who
+are committed for trial. This is a perfect newspaper gem.
+
+The fifth column has terror in its first line "Law Report," and
+commences with an action in the Court of King's Bench, against the
+late Sheriffs of London for an illegal seizure--one of the glorious
+delights of office. The next portion relates to an illustrious
+foreigner, who stated that he professed to swallow fire and molten
+lead, "but he only put them into his mouth, and took them out again
+in a sly manner, for they were too hot to eat." (Much laughter.) He
+could swallow prussic acid without experiencing any ill effects from
+it; that was what he called _pyrotechny_; "he had no property except
+a wife and child, &c."
+
+Next are the Police Reports, sometimes affording admirable studies of
+men and manners. The first is a case of a man being locked up for the
+night in a watch-house, "on suspicion of ringing a bell"--and brings
+to light a most outrageous abuse of petty power. In another case, a
+gang of robbers pursued by one set of watchmen, were suffered to
+escape by another set, who would not stir a foot beyond their own
+boundary line! Neither Shakspeare, Fielding, nor Sheridan have given
+us a better standing jest than this incident affords. It reminds us
+of the fellow who refused to take off Tom Ashe's coat, because it
+was felony to strip an _ash;_ or the tanner who would not help the
+exciseman out of his pit without twelve hours' notice.
+
+The Births, Marriages, and Deaths--and the Markets, and Price of
+Stocks, in small type, which well bespeaks their crowded interest,
+wind up the sheet. Yet what thrilling sensations does this small
+portion of our sheet often impart. What hopes and expectations for
+heirs and legacy hunters--people who want the "quotation" of Mark Lane
+and the Coal Market--and others whose daily tone and temper depends
+on the little cramped fractions in the "Stocks" and "Funds." Another
+catches a fine frenzy from the "Shares," and regulates his day's
+movements "the very air o' the time" by their import--and hence he
+dreams of gold and gossamer, or sits torturing his imagination with
+writs and executions that await adverse fortune.
+
+Such are but a few of the pleasures and pains of a newspaper.
+Shenstone says the first part which an ill-natured man examines, is
+the list of bankrupts, and the bills of mortality; but, to prove that
+our object is any thing but ill-natured, we have glanced last at the
+Deaths. The paper over which we have been travelling, wants the
+Gazette and Parliamentary News, and a Literary feature. The Debates
+would have enabled us to illustrate the rapid marches of science and
+intellect in our times, as displayed in the present perfect system of
+parliamentary reporting. But enough has been said on other points to
+prove that the _physiognomy_ of a newspaper is a subject of intense
+interest. In this slight sketch we have neither magnified the crimes,
+nor sported with the weaknesses; all our aim has been to search out
+points or pivots upon which the reflective reader may turn; the result
+will depend on his own frame of mind.
+
+There is, however, one little paragraph, one pearl appended to the
+Police Report which we must detach, viz. the acknowledgment of L2.
+sent to the Bow Street office poor-box, the _seventh_ contribution of
+the same amount of a benevolent individual (by the handwriting, a
+lady) signed "A friend to the unfortunate."
+
+Read this ye who gloat over ill-gotten wealth, or abuse good fortune;
+think of the delights of this divine benefactress--silent and
+unknown--but, above all, of the exceeding great reward laid up for
+her in heaven.
+
+PHILO.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CAT AND FIDDLE.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Your correspondent, double X has furnished us with a well written and
+whimsical derivation of the above ale-house sign, and partly by Roman
+patriotism and French "lingo," he traces it up to "_l'hostelle du
+Caton fidelle_." But I presume the article is throughout intended for
+pure banter--as I do not consider your facetious friend seriously
+meant that "no two objects in the world have less to do with each
+other than a cat and violin."
+
+How close the connexion is between fiddle and _cat-gut_, seems pretty
+well evident--for a proof, I therefore refer double X to any _cat-gut
+scraper_ in his majesty's dominions, from the theatres royal, to
+Mistress Morgan's two-penny hop at Greenwich Fair.
+
+JACOBUS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ROUE'S INTERPRETATION OF DEATH.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+"Death! who would think that five simple letters, would produce a word
+with so much terror in it."--_The Rou._
+
+
+ Death! and why should it be
+ That hideous mystery
+ Is with those atoms integral combin'd?
+ Alas! too well--too well,
+ I've prob'd unto the spell
+ In each dark imag'd sound, that lurks entwin'd!
+ Eternity, implied
+ In Death, and long denied
+ Now sacrifices my tortur'd menial gaze!
+ Whilst, with its lurid light
+ Heart-burnings fierce unite
+ And what may quench, the guilty spirit's blaze?
+
+ Annihilation!--this,
+ Was once, the startling bliss
+ I forc'd my soul to fancy Death should give!
+ But, whilst I shudd'ring bless
+ The hopes--of--nothingness,
+ A something sighs: "Beyond the grave I live!"
+ Tophet! I thrill! for scorn'd
+ Was the sere thought, though warn'd
+ Ofttimes that Death, enclos'd that dread abyss!
+ Now, by each burning vein
+ And venom'd conscience--pain
+ I know the terrors of that world, in this!
+
+ Heaven! ay, 'tis in Death
+ For him, whose fragile breath
+ Wends from a breast of piety and peace,
+ But darkness, chains, and dree
+ Eternal, are for me
+ Since Death's tremendous myst'ries never cease!
+
+M.L.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TO JUDY.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ I have thought of you much since we parted,
+ And wished for you every day,
+ And often the sad tear has started,
+ And often I've brush'd it away;
+ When the thought of thy sweet smile come o'er me
+ Like a sunbeam the tempest between,
+ And the hope of thy love shone before me
+ So brilliantly bright and serene,
+ I remember thy last vow that made me
+ Forget all my sorrow and care,
+ And I think of the dear voice that bade me
+ Awake from the dream of despair.
+
+ I regard not the gay scene around me,
+ The smiles of the young and the free,
+ Have not _now_ the soft charm that once bound me.
+ For _that_ hath been broken by _thee_;
+ And tho' voices, _dear_ voices are teeming,
+ With friendship and gladness, and wit,
+ And a welcome from bright eyes is beaming,
+ I cannot, I cannot, forget--
+ I may join in the dance and the song,
+ And laugh with the witty and gay,
+ Yet the heart and best feelings that throng
+ Around it, are far, far away.
+
+ Dost remember the scene we last traced, love,
+ When the smile from night's radiant queen
+ Beamed bright o'er the valley, and chased love
+ The spirit of gloom from the scene?
+ And the riv'let how heedless it rushed, love,
+ From its home in the mountain away,
+ And the wild rose how faintly it blush'd, love,
+ In the light of the moon's silver ray:
+ Oh, that streamlet was like unto me,
+ Parting from whence its brightness first sprung,
+ And that sweet rose was the emblem of thee,
+ As so pale on my bosom you hung.
+
+ Dearest, _why_ did I leave thee behind me,
+ Oh! why did I leave thee at all,
+ Ev'ry day that dawns, only can find me
+ In sorrow, and tho' the sweet thrall
+ Of my heart serves to cheer and to check me
+ When sorrow or passion have sway,
+ Yet I'd rather have thee to _hen-peck_[1] me,
+ Than be from thy bower away;
+ And, dear Judy, I'm still what you found me,
+ When we met in the grove by the rill,
+ I forget not the spell that first bound me,
+ And I shall not, till feeling be still.
+
+F. BERINGTON.
+
+ [1] _Hen-pecked_, to be governed _by a wife_, (see Johnson.)
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT PLACES OF SANCTUARY IN LONDON AND WESTMINSTER.
+
+ "No place indeed should murder sanctuarise."
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+
+The principal sanctuaries were those in the neighbourhood of
+Fleet-street, Salisbury-court, White Friars, Ram-alley, and Mitre-court;
+Fulwood's-rents, in Holborn, Baldwin's-gardens, in Gray's-inn-lane; the
+Savoy, in the Strand; Montague-close, Deadman's-place, the Clink, the
+Mint, and Westminster. The sanctuary in the latter place was a structure
+of immense strength. Dr. Stutely, who wrote about the year 1724, saw it
+standing, and says that it was with very great difficulty that it was
+demolished. The church belonging to it was in the shape of a cross, and
+double, one being built over the other. It is supposed to have been
+built by Edward the Confessor. Within this sanctuary was born Edward V.,
+and here his unhappy mother took refuge with her son, the young Duke of
+York, to secure him from the villanous proceedings of his cruel uncle,
+the Duke of Gloucester, who had possession of his elder brother. The
+metropolis at one time (says the Rev. Joseph Nightingale,) abounded with
+these haunts of villany and wretchedness. They were originally
+instituted for the most humane and pious purposes; and owe their origin
+to one of the sacred institutions of the Mosaic law, which appointed
+certain cities of refuge for persons who had accidentally slain any of
+their fellow creatures. The institution, as Marmonides justly observes,
+was a merciful provision both for the manslayer, that he might be
+preserved, and for the avenger, that his blood might be cooled by the
+removal of the manslayer out of his sight. In the year 1487, during the
+Pontificate of Innocent VIII. a bull was issued, and sent here, to lay
+a little restraint on the privileges of sanctuary. It stated, that if
+thieves, murderers, or robbers, registered as sanctuary-men, should
+sally out and commit fresh nuisances, which they frequently did, and
+enter again, in such cases they might be taken out of their sanctuaries
+by the king's officers. That as for debtors, who had taken sanctuary
+to defraud their creditors, their persons only should be protected;
+but their goods out of sanctuary, should be liable to seizure. As
+for traitors, the king was allowed to appoint them keepers in their
+sanctuaries, to prevent their escape. After the Reformation had gained
+strength, these places of sanctuary began to sink into contempt, and in
+the year 1697, it became absolutely necessary to take some legislative
+measures for their destruction.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRUE PHILOSOPHY.
+
+
+A footman who had been found guilty of murdering his fellow-servant,
+was engaged in writing his confession: "I murd--" he stopped, and
+asked, "How do you spell _murdered?_"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TIMBER TREES.
+
+
+In the last volume of the MIRROR, we gave several extracts from a
+delightful paper on _Landscape Gardening_, contained in a recent
+Number of the _Quarterly Review_; with an abstract of Sir Henry
+Steuart's new method of transplanting trees, and a variety of
+information on this interesting department of rural economy. We are
+therefore pleased to see that the Society for the diffusion of Useful
+Knowledge, have appropriated the second part of their new work to what
+are termed "Timber Trees and their applications;" and probably few of
+their announced volumes will exceed in usefulness and entertainment
+that which is now before us. Indeed, the Editor could scarcely have
+devised a more successful means of impressing his readers with a
+sincere love of nature and her sublime works, than by introducing them
+to the history of vegetable substances in their connexion with the
+useful arts.
+
+We subjoin a few specimens, with occasional notes, arising from our
+own reading and personal observation.
+
+
+_Picturesque Beauty of the Oak_.
+
+
+A fine oak is one of the most picturesque of Trees. It conveys to the
+mind associations of strength and duration, which are very impressive.
+The oak stands up against the blast, and does not take, like other
+trees, a twisted form from the action of the winds. Except the cedar of
+Lebanon, no tree is so remarkable for the stoutness of its limbs: they
+do not exactly spring from the trunk, but divide from it; and thus it
+is sometimes difficult to know which is stem and which is branch. The
+twisted branches of the oak, too, add greatly to its beauty; and the
+horizontal direction of its boughs, spreading over a large surface,
+completes the idea of its sovereignty over all the trees of the forest.
+Even a decayed oak,--
+
+ "------dry and dead,
+ Still clad with reliques of its trophies old,
+ Lifting to heaven its aged hoary head,
+ Whose foot on earth Hath got but feeble hold--"
+
+
+--even such a tree as Spenser has thus described is strikingly
+beautiful: decay in this case looks pleasing. To such an oak Lucan
+compared Pompey in his declining state.
+
+
+_The Cedar_.
+
+
+The cedar of Lebanon, though it has been introduced into many parts of
+England as an ornamental tree, and has thriven well, has not yet been
+planted in great numbers for the sake of its timber. No doubt it is more
+difficult to rear, and requires a far richer soil than the pine and the
+larch; but the principal objection to it has been the supposed slowness
+of its growth, although that does not appear to be very much greater
+than in the oak. Some cedars, which have been planted in a soil well
+adapted to them, at Lord Carnarvon's, at Highclere, have grown with
+extraordinary rapidity. Of the cedars planted in the royal garden
+at Chelsea, in 1683, two had, in eighty-three years, acquired a
+circumference of more than twelve feet, at two feet from the ground,
+while their branches increased over a circular space forty feet in
+diameter. Seven-and-twenty years afterwards the trunk of the largest one
+had extended more than half a foot in circumference; which is probably
+more than most oaks of a similar age would do during an equal period.
+The surface soil in which the Chelsea cedars throve so well is not by
+any means rich; but they seem to have been greatly nourished from a
+neighbouring pond, upon the filling up of which they wasted away.
+
+Various specimens of the cedar of Lebanon are mentioned as having
+attained a very great size in England. One planted by Dr. Uvedale, in
+the garden of the manor-house at Enfield, about the middle of the
+seventeenth century, had a girth of fourteen feet in 1789; eight feet
+of the top of it had been blown down by the great hurricane in 1703,
+but still it was forty feet in height. At Whitton, in Middlesex, a
+remarkable cedar was blown down in 1779. It had attained the height of
+seventy feet; the branches covered an area one hundred feet in
+diameter; the trunk was sixteen feet in circumference at seven feet
+from the ground, and twenty-one feet at the insertion of the great
+branches twelve feet above the surface. There were about ten principal
+branches or limbs, and their average circumference was twelve feet.
+About the age and planter of this immense tree its historians are not
+agreed, some of them referring its origin to the days of Elizabeth,
+and even alleging that it was planted by her own hand. Another cedar,
+at Hillingdon, near Uxbridge, had, at the presumed age of 116 years,
+arrived at the following dimensions; its height was fifty-three feet,
+and the spread of the branches ninety-six feet from east to west, and
+eighty-nine from north to south. The circumference of the trunk, close
+to the ground, was thirteen feet and a half; at seven feet it was
+twelve and a half; and at thirteen feet, just under the branches, it
+was fifteen feet eight inches. There were two principal branches, the
+one twelve feet and the other ten feet in girth. The first, after a
+length of eighteen inches, divided into two arms, one eight feet and a
+half, and the other seven feet ten. The other branch, soon after its
+insertion, was parted into two, of five feet and a half each.[2]
+
+ [2] We believe the finest cedars in England to be those at Juniper
+ Hall, between Leatherhead and Dorking.
+
+
+_The Yew Tree_
+
+
+(Called _Taxus_, probably from the Greek, which signifies swiftness,
+and may allude to the velocity of an arrow shot from a yew-tree bow,)
+is a tree of no little celebrity, both in the military and the
+superstitious history of England. The common yew is a native of
+Europe, of North America, and of the Japanese Isles. It used to be
+very plentiful in England and Ireland, and probably also Scotland.
+Caesar mentions it as having been abundant in Gaul; and much of it is
+found in Ireland, imbedded in the earth. The trunk and branches grow
+very straight; the bark is cast annually; and the wood is compact,
+hard, and very elastic. It is therefore of great use in every branch
+of the arts in which firm and durable timber is required; and, before
+the general use of fire-arms, it was in high request for bows: so much
+of it was required for the latter purpose, that ships trading to
+Venice were obliged to bring ten bow staves along with every butt of
+Malmsey. The yew was also consecrated--a large tree, or more being in
+every churchyard; and they were held sacred.[3] In funeral processions
+the branches were carried over the dead by mourners, and thrown under
+the coffin in the grave. The following extract from the ancient laws
+of Wales will show the value that was there set upon these trees, and
+also how the consecrated yew of the priests had risen in value over
+the reputed sacred mistletoe of the Druids:--
+
+"A consecrated yew, its value is a pound.
+
+"A misletoe branch, threescore pence.
+
+"An oak, sixscore pence.
+
+"Principal branch of an oak, thirty pence.
+
+"A yew tree, (not consecrated) fifteen pence.
+
+"A sweet apple, threescore pence.
+
+"A sour apple, thirty pence.
+
+"A thorn-tree, seven pence halfpenny. Every tree after that,
+fourpence."
+
+ [3] Yew trees--those gloomy tenants of our churchyards--appear to
+ have been planted there in ancient times. In the will of Henry
+ VI. there is the following item:--"The space between the wall
+ of the church and the wall of the cloyster shall conteyne 38
+ feyte, which is left for to sett in certayne trees and flowers,
+ behovable and convenient for the custom of the said church."
+ Several reasons may be assigned for giving this tree a preference
+ to every other evergreen. It is very hardy, long-lived, and,
+ though in time it attains a considerable height, produces
+ branches in abundance, so low as to be always within reach
+ of the hand, and at last affords a beautiful wood for
+ furniture.--The date of the yews at Bedfont is 1704.
+
+
+By a statute made in the 5th year of Edward IV., every Englishman, and
+Irishman dwelling with Englishmen, was directed to have a bow of his
+own height made of yew, wych-hazel, ash, or awburne--that is, laburnum,
+which is still styled "awburne saugh," or awburne willow, in many
+parts of Scotland. His skill in the use of the long bow was the proud
+distinction of the English yeoman, and it was his boast that none but an
+Englishman could bend that powerful weapon. It seems that there was a
+peculiar art in the English use of this bow; for our archers did not
+employ all their muscular strength in drawing the string with the right
+hand, but thrust the whole weight of the body into the horns of the bow
+with the left. Chaucer describes his archer as carrying "a mighty bowe;"
+and the "cloth-yard shaft," which was discharged from this engine, is
+often mentioned by our old poets and chroniclers. The command of Richard
+III. at the battle which was fatal to him, was this:
+
+ "Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head."
+
+
+The bowmen were the chief reliance of the English leaders in those
+bloody battles which attended our unjust contests for the succession
+to the crown of France. Some of these scenes are graphically described
+by Froissart.
+
+
+_Box_
+
+
+Is a native of all the middle and southern parts of Europe; and it is
+found in greater abundance and of a larger size in the countries on
+the west of Asia, to the south of the mountains of Caucasus. In many
+parts of France it is also plentiful, though generally in the
+character of a shrub. In early times it flourished upon many of the
+barren hills of England. Evelyn found it upon some of the higher hills
+in Surrey, displaying its myrtle-shaped leaves and its bright green in
+the depth of winter; and, till very recently, it gave to Boxhill, in
+that county, the charms of a delightful and perennial verdure. The
+trees have now been destroyed, and the name, as at other places called
+after the box, has become the monument of its former beauty.[4]
+
+ [4] In the twelfth volume of the MIRROR, we gave an accurate picture
+ of the past and present celebrity of _Box Hill_, especially with
+ respect to the quantity of box grown there. The box trees on the
+ hill are again flourishing, and with these and other evergreens
+ the chief part of Box Hill is still covered.
+
+
+Yet no tree so well merits cultivation--though its growth be slow. It
+is an unique among timber, and combines qualities which are not found
+existing together in any other. It is as close and as heavy as ebony;
+not very much softer than _lignumvitae_; it cuts better than any other
+wood; and when an edge is made of the ends of the fibres, it stands
+better than lead or tin, nay almost as well as brass. Like holly, the
+box is very retentive of its sap, and warps when not properly dried,
+though when sufficiently seasoned it stands well. Hence, for the
+wooden part of the finer tools, for every thing that requires
+strength, beauty, and polish in timber, there is nothing equal to it.
+There is one purpose for which box, and box alone, is properly
+adapted, and that is the forming of wood-cuts, for scientific or other
+illustrations in books. These reduce the price considerably in the
+first engraving, and also in the printing; while the wood-cut in box
+admits of as high and sharp a finish as any metal, and takes the ink
+much better. It is remarkably durable too; for, if the cut be not
+exposed to alternate moisture or heat, so as to warp or crush it, the
+number of thousands that it will print is almost incredible. England
+is the country where this economical mode of illustration is performed
+in the greatest perfection; and just when a constant demand for box
+was thus created, the trees available for the purpose had vanished
+from the island.
+
+
+_Mahogany_
+
+
+Is of universal use for furniture, from the common tables of a village
+inn to the splendid cabinets of a regal palace. But the general adoption
+of this wood renders a nice selection necessary for those articles which
+are costly and fashionable. The extensive manufacture of piano-fortes
+has much increased the demand for mahogany. This musical instrument, as
+made in England, is superior to that of any other part of Europe; and
+English piano-fortes are largely exported. The beauty of the case forms
+a point of great importance to the manufacturer. This circumstance adds
+nothing, of course, to the intrinsic value of the instrument; but it
+is of consequence to the maker, in giving an adventitious quality to
+the article in which he deals. Spanish mahogany is decidedly the most
+beautiful; but occasionally, yet not very often, the Honduras wood is of
+singular brilliancy; and it is then eagerly sought for, to be employed
+in the most expensive cabinet-work. A short time ago, Messrs. Broadwood,
+who have long been distinguished as makers of piano-fortes, gave the
+enormous sum of 3,000_l_. for three logs of mahogany. These logs, the
+produce of one tree, were each about fifteen feet long and thirty-eight
+inches wide. They were cut into veneers of eight to an inch. The wood,
+of which we have seen a specimen, was peculiarly beautiful, capable of
+receiving the highest polish; and, when polished, reflecting the light
+in the most varied manner, like the surface of a crystal; and, from
+the wavy form of the fibres, offering a different figure in whatever
+direction it was viewed. A new species of mahogany has been lately
+introduced in cabinet-work, which is commonly called Gambia. As its name
+imports, it comes from Africa. It is of a beautiful colour, but does not
+retain it so long as the Spanish and Honduras woods.
+
+
+_Planting_.
+
+The publication of his Sylva, by Evelyn,[5] gave a considerable
+impulse to planting in the time of Charles II.; but in the next
+century that duty was much neglected by the landed proprietors of this
+country. There is a selfish feeling, that the planter of an elm or an
+oak does not reap such an immediate profit from it himself, as will
+compensate for the expense and trouble of raising it. This is an
+extremely narrow principle, which, fortunately, the rich are beginning
+to be ashamed of. It is a positive duty of a landed proprietor who
+cuts down a tree which his grandfather planted, to put a young one
+into the ground, as a legacy to his own grand-children: he will
+otherwise leave the world worse than he found it. Sir Walter Scott,
+who is himself a considerable planter, has eloquently denounced that
+contracted feeling which prevents proprietors thus improving their
+estates, because the profits of plantations make a tardy and distant
+return; and we cannot better conclude than with a short passage from
+the essay in which he enforces the duty of planting waste lands:--
+
+"The indifference to this great rural improvement arises, we have
+reason to believe, not so much out of the actual lucre of gain as the
+fatal _vis inertiae_--that indolence which induces the lords of the
+soil to be satisfied with what they can obtain from it by immediate
+rent, rather than encounter the expense and trouble of attempting the
+modes of amelioration which require immediate expense--and, what is,
+perhaps, more grudged by the first-born of Egypt--a little future
+attention. To such we can only say that the improvement by plantation
+is at once the easiest, the cheapest, and the least precarious mode of
+increasing the immediate value, as well as the future income, of their
+estates; and that therefore it is we exhort them to take to heart the
+exhortation of the dying Scotch laird to his son: 'Be aye sticking in
+a tree Jock--it will be growing whilst you are sleeping.'"
+
+ [5] Evelyn passed much of his time in planting; and his _Sylva,
+ or a Discourse on Forest Trees_, is one of the most valuable
+ works in the whole compass of English literature. He describes
+ himself as "borne at _Wotton_, among the woods," situate about
+ four miles from Dorking, in a fine valley leading to Leith Hill.
+ In book iii. chap. 7, of his _Sylva_, he says, "To give an
+ instance of what store of woods and timber of prodigious size
+ were grown in our little county of Surrey, my own grandfather
+ had standing at Wotton, and about that estate, timber that now
+ were worth L100,000. Since of what was left my father (who was
+ a great preserver of wood) there has been L30,000. worth of
+ limber fallen by the axe, and the fury of the hurricane in 1703,
+ by which upwards of 1,000 trees were blown down. Now, no more
+ Wotton! stript and naked, and ashamed almost to own its name."
+ The Wotton woods are still flourishing, and within the last
+ fourteen years we have passed many delightful days beneath their
+ shade. Many a time and often in our rambles have we met the
+ venerated Sir Samuel Romilly in one of the most beautiful ridges
+ of the park, called the _Deer-leap_, wooing Nature in her
+ delightful solitudes of wood and glade. He resided at Leith
+ Hill, and the distance thence to Wotton is but a short ride.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+KITCHINERIANA.
+
+(_From the Housekeeper's Oracle, by the late Dr. Kitchiner_.)
+
+
+The Greek commanders at the siege of Troy, and who were likewise all
+royal sovereigns, never presumed to set before their guests any food
+but that cooked by their own hands. Achilles was famous for--broiling
+beefsteaks.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Instead of "Do let me send you some more of this mock turtle"--"Another
+patty"--"Sir, some of this trifle," "I must insist upon your trying this
+nice melon;"
+
+The language of _hospitality_ should rather run thus:--"Shall I send you
+a fit of the cholic, Sir?"
+
+"Pray let me have the pleasure of giving you a pain in your stomach."
+
+"Sir, let me help you to a little gentle bilious head-ache."
+
+"Ma'am, you surely cannot refuse a touch of inflammation in the bowels."
+
+ If you feed on rich sauces, drink deep of strong wine,
+ In the morn go to bed, and not till night dine;
+ And the order of Nature thus turn topsy turvy!
+ You'll quickly contract Palsy, jaundice, and scurvy!!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The man who makes an appointment with his stomach and does not keep it
+disappoints his _best friend_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[Illustration: Swan River Settlement.]
+
+
+Copied from a handsome Chart, by permission of the publisher, Mr. Cross,
+18, Holborn, opposite Furnivals' Inn.
+
+
+EMIGRATION.
+
+SWAN RIVER SETTLEMENT.
+
+(_Concluded from page 300_.)
+
+[We resume the description of the Swan River Settlement, which will be
+further illustrated by the annexed outline.]
+
+
+The animal productions, we may take for granted, are generally the
+same as those of New South Wales. The human species, in their physical
+qualities and endowments are the same. Most of them wore kangaroo
+cloaks, which were their only clothing. They carry the same kind of
+spears, and the womera, or throwing stick, as are used by those in New
+South Wales. In the summer months they frequent the sea-coast, where
+their skill in spearing fish is described as quite wonderful. In
+winter they mostly adhere to the woods on the higher grounds, where
+the kangaroos, the opossum tribe, and the land tortoises are
+plentiful. These, with birds and roots, constitute their sustenance.
+They have neither boat nor raft, nor did the party fall in with any
+thing resembling a hut. They made use of the word "kangaroo" and other
+terms in use at Port Jackson. The party saw only the three kinds of
+animals above-mentioned, and heard the barking of the native dog; no
+other reptiles but iguanas and lizards and a single snake presented
+themselves.
+
+Of birds, the list is somewhat more extensive. The emu is frequent on
+the plains, and that once supposed "_rara avis_," the elegant black
+swan, was seen in the greatest abundance on the river to which it has
+lent its name, and particularly on Melville lake. Equally abundant
+were numerous species of the goose and duck family. White and black
+cockatoos, parrots and parroquets, were every where found. Pigeons and
+quails were seen in great quantities, and many melodious birds were
+heard in the woods.
+
+Seals were plentiful on all the islands. Captain Stirling says that it
+was not the season for whales, but their debris strewed the shore of
+Geographer's Bay. The French, in May and June, met with a prodigious
+number of whales along this part of the coast, and sharks equally
+numerous and of an enormous size, some of them stated to be upwards of
+two thousand pounds in weight. Vlaming mentions the vast numbers of
+large sharks on this part of the coast, and he, as well as the French,
+found the sea near the shore swarming with sea-snakes, the largest
+about nine or ten feet long. Captain Stirling's party procured three
+or four different kinds of good esculent fish; one in particular, a
+species of rock-cod, is described as excellent.
+
+"The bottom of the sea," says Captain Stirling, "is composed of
+calcareous sand, sometimes passing into marl or clay. On this may be
+seen growing an endless variety of marine plants, which appear to form
+the haunts and perhaps the sustenance of quantities of small fish.
+When it is considered that the bank extends a hundred miles from the
+shore, and that wherever the bottom is seen, it presents a moving
+picture of various animals gliding over the green surface of the
+vegetation, it is not too much to look forward to the time when a
+valuable fishery may be established on these shores. Even now, a boat
+with one or two men might be filled in a few hours."
+
+The island of Buache is admirably adapted for a fishing town. The
+anchorage close to its eastern shore in Cockburn Island is protected
+against all winds; and the island itself, of six or seven thousand
+acres, of a light sort of sand and loam, is well suited, as Mr. Fraser
+thinks, for any description of light garden crops. The side next the
+sea is fenced by a natural dyke of limestone, coveted with cypress,
+and in many places with an arborescent species of Metrosideros; and
+all the valleys are clothed with a gigantic species of Solanum, and a
+beautiful Brownonia. The soil in these thickets is a rich brown loam
+intermixed with blocks of limestone, and susceptible, Mr. Fraser says,
+of producing any description of crop. Fresh water may be had in all
+these valleys by digging to the depth of two feet. On this island
+Captain Stirling caused a garden to be planted and railed out; on
+which account he named it "Garden Island."
+
+On this island, Buache, or Garden (as the party named it) Captain
+Stirling left a cow, two ewes in lamb, and three goats, where, he
+observes, abundance of grass, and a large pool of water awaited them.
+They would be, at all events, perfectly free from any disturbance from
+the natives.
+
+Rottenest Island is the largest in this quarter, being about eight miles
+in length; it contains several saline lagoons, separated from the sea,
+on the north-east side, by a beach composed mostly of a single species
+of bivalve shell. Like Buache, it is covered with an abundant and
+vigorous vegetation, and a small species of kangaroo is said by
+Freycinet to be numerous upon it. Vlaming, who first discovered it,
+speaks in raptures of the beauties of this island, to which, from the
+multitude of rats, as he thought them to be, he gave the name of the
+"Rats' Nest." The French call this animal the _preamble ... long new_.
+
+It is not to be supposed that a hasty visit could enable the party
+to explore the mineralogical resources of the country. It appears,
+however, by a list of the soils and rock formations in Captain
+Stirling's report, that he brought home specimens of copper ore, of
+lead ore with silver, and also with arsenic, two species of magnetic
+iron, several varieties of granite, and chalcedony, and of limestone,
+with stalagmite incrustations, &c. The high cliffs of Cape Naturaliste
+abound with large masses of what Mr. Fraser calls "an extraordinary
+aggregate," containing petrifactions of bivalve and other marine
+shells, every particle of which was thickly incrusted with minute
+crystals. Here, too, he says, veins of iron of considerable thickness
+were seen to traverse the rock in various directions; and he speaks of
+the caverns formed in the minacious schistose between the granite
+and the limestone, as something very extraordinary. They contained
+rock-salt in large quantities, forming thick incrustations on every
+part of the surface, beautifully crystallized, and penetrating into
+the most compact parts of the rock. In many of these caverns were very
+brilliant stalactites and stalagmites of extraordinary size adhering
+to the nodules of granite which form their bases or floors, and which
+are from forty to fifty feet above the level of the sea.
+
+In several parts of the limestone formation, mineral springs were
+found; one in particular was noticed within half a mile of the
+entrance into Swan River. It bubbled out at the base of the solid rock
+in a stream, whose transverse area was measured by Captain Stirling,
+and found to be from six to seven feet, running at the rate of three
+feet in a second of time. It was thermal, saline, pleasant to the
+taste, and some, who partook of it, attributed to it an aperient
+quality.
+
+Such is the outline of a country on which the government have
+determined to establish a colony, and over which they have justly,
+and we think judiciously, appointed Captain Stirling to act as
+lieutenant-governor. The plan on which it is to be founded is, in our
+opinion, unobjectionable. It promises the most advantageous terms to
+qualified settlers, and deserves only to be known to ensure as many of
+the most respectable agriculturists as may in the first instance be
+desirable.
+
+In point of climate, this colony and New South Wales may perhaps be
+equally salubrious, though we are disposed to think that the western
+aspect and the sea-breezes may preponderate in favor of the new
+one;--this being, probably, milder, as the western sides of all
+continents and large islands are, than the eastern sides, in the
+winter,--while the refreshing breezes cool the air in the summer.
+"In my opinion," says Captain Stirling, "the climate, considered
+with reference to health, is highly salubrious. This opinion is
+corroborated by that of the surgeon of the Success, who states in his
+report to me on the subject, that, notwithstanding the great exposure
+of the people to fatigue, to night air in the neighbourhood of marshy
+grounds, and to other causes usually productive of sickness, he had
+not a case upon his sick list, except for slight complaints
+unconnected with climate."
+
+It likewise appears, from Captain Stirling's report, that the
+thermometer, in the hot months of January, February, and March,
+averaged, in the morning, about 60 deg.; at noon, about 78 deg.;
+and in the evening 65 deg. The barometer averaged about 30 deg.
+The weather generally fine,--some rain and showery weather, and
+occasionally thunder and lightning.
+
+In geographical position it has an incalculable advantage over New
+South Wales. In the first place, it is not only much more conveniently
+situated than that colony, but is much nearer to, and has much more
+easy means of communication with, every part of the civilized world,
+the east coast of America perhaps excepted. The passages to it from
+England, and from the Cape of Good Hope, are shortened by nearly a
+month, and the return voyages still more. The voyage from it to Madras
+and Ceylon is little more than three weeks at all times of the year,
+and only a month from those places to it; while for six months in the
+year, namely, from November to April, inclusive, when the western
+monsoons prevail on the northern coast of Australia, the passage from
+New South Wales through Torres Strait, always dangerous, is then
+utterly impracticable; and that through Bass's Strait nearly so to
+merchant vessels, on account of the westerly winds which blow through
+it at all times of the year, and which generally oblige them to go
+round the southern extremity of Van Nieman's Land. The Success frigate
+left Port Jackson on the 17th of January, and did not reach Cape
+Leeuwin till the 2nd of February, being six weeks and two days; and
+Captain Stirling observes, that the only chance, by which the passage
+could be accomplished at all, was by carrying a constant press of
+sail.
+
+One point of consideration,(says the writer of the "Hints,") in the
+proposed measure (although in reality of no essential importance to
+pecuniary success) is of considerable magnitude, as regards moral
+feeling and the pride of many--that is, there being no admission of
+convicts into the proposed colony! Without any illiberal sentiment,
+this is a disadvantage under which Port Jackson and Van Nieman's
+Land certainly suffer. Nevertheless these thriving colonies, in the
+course of thirty or forty years, have made surprising progress in
+agriculture, population, commerce and wealth. The situation of Port
+Jackson was the most distant from the mother country; its position
+was not peculiarly adapted to production or traffic with any part of
+the globe; therefore, the improvement can only be attributed to a
+favorable soil, free from the taxation of old European governments, a
+low fee cost, or a nominal pepper corn rent, which circumstances have
+not only been capable of maintaining those who adventured, but of
+yielding a profit for capital sufficient to induce others to pursue
+the same course.
+
+In the infancy of a colony, the certain maintenance of the settlers
+should be well established; and it is also right to know with what
+facility and at what cost, an adequate supply of necessaries,
+comforts, and even luxuries may be obtained. Adjacent, and favorably
+situated to Cockburn Sound, are the Mauritius, Cape of Good Hope,
+Timer, Java, Sumatra, and the East Indian Presidencies.
+
+_Rice_, from Java, can be obtained in five weeks, at or under 1_d_.
+per pound.
+
+The bantam fowls and China pigs at equally moderate prices.
+
+_Sugar_,[6] from the Mauritius, Java, or Calcutta, at 3_d_. per pound.
+
+ [6] Cunningham, in his account of New South Wales, recommends the
+ cultivation of sugar, but he acknowledges the latitude of 28 deg.
+ scarcely sufficiently warm for the purpose, and enters into an
+ argument of economy, whether convicts or slaves would be the
+ cheapest mode of supplying labour; but this system would
+ alter the whole character of this proposed settlement in the
+ neighbourhood of Cockburn Sound, the great feature of which is
+ healthiness of the climate, and a fertility of the soil,
+ capable of producing useful exportable commodities, more than
+ sufficient to pay for tropical productions of luxury, raised
+ at an increased expense of life and slavery; and a very little
+ insight into foreign trade will show with what ease this may
+ be accomplished.
+
+
+_Coffee_, from Java, 4_d_. per pound.
+
+_Spices_, the production of the Moluccas, Celebees, &c. &c. at the
+lowest possible rate:--viz. pepper, nutmegs, cloves, &c.
+
+Algoa Bay, the Cape of Good Hope, furnishes cattle and sheep. The
+coast of Cockburn Sound and Swan and Canning Rivers, promises plenty
+of fish for the table--also, oil for use. Tea will not cost more than
+2_s_. 6_d_. per pound through Java; from whence stock of cattle,
+poultry and pigs can be added of the best quality.
+
+There is no intention in these remarks to shew the extent of
+production of which the soil and climate are capable; time and
+prosperity will be requisite to bring forward all their capabilities.
+Nothing, therefore, has been said of the articles grown in similar
+latitudes in Asia, and carried to Smyrna and other Turkish ports at
+immense distances, for export to England, France, and Holland. There
+is, however, no reason for supposing that silk, (equal to that of
+Brussa,) opium, madder roots, goats' wool, senna, gums, currants,
+raisins, and the highly esteemed Turkish tobacco, and various other
+productions, may not be cultivated to advantage half a century hence.
+But in the commencement, it is sufficient to look to _early, certain,
+and profitable returns_; without calculating upon chances of wealth,
+which may not be realized in the lifetime of the present adventurers.
+
+It remains only for us to offer a word of advice (says the writer
+in the _Quarterly Review_) to the multitudes who we understand are
+preparing to take their flight to this new land of Goshen,--which is
+this: that no one should _at present_ think of venturing on such a
+step, unless he can carry out with him, either in his own person or
+in his family or followers, the knowledge of agriculture, and the
+capability of agricultural labour. It is quite certain that, for the
+first few years, every settler must be mainly indebted for the means
+of subsistence of himself and family to the produce of the soil;
+beyond this the country itself, for the first year, will afford him
+nothing, with the exception, perhaps, of a little fish--the rest must
+be raised by the labour of the ploughman and the horticulturist. The
+only settlers, therefore, who can reasonably hope to thrive in the
+infant state of the colony must consist of this description of
+persons; any others, with very few exceptions, must inevitably
+be disappointed, if not irretrievably ruined. A clergyman, a
+schoolmaster, a land-surveyor, an apothecary, a few small tradesmen
+and fishermen, may reasonably expect employment and make themselves
+useful to the new community; as will also a limited number of
+house-carpenters, joiners, bricklayers, black-smiths, tailors,
+shoemakers, and common labourers, the latter being required to assist
+in building habitations; but the unproductive class, or idlers, had
+better wait a few years before they embark for a country where, as
+yet, there is neither hut nor hovel, and where the "_fruges consumere
+nati_" have unquestionably no place in society. We cannot forget what
+happened, when, a few years ago, the government resolved to send out,
+at a very considerable expense, a number of new settlers to improve
+and extend the agriculture of the Cape of Good Hope; giving allowances
+to the heads of parties, proportioned to their respective numbers.
+
+The persons best calculated for effecting the improvement of the
+colony, and, at the same time, their own condition, must be looked for
+among the English and Scotch farmers; these cannot fail. To such we
+would recommend not to encumber themselves, and incur a great and
+unnecessary expense, by carrying out live-stock from home, but to take
+them from the Cape of Good Hope. At Algoa Bay, which is perfectly safe
+for six months in the year, they may be supplied with every kind of
+domestic animal, in good condition, and at reasonable prices, which
+may be carried to their destination in the short space of twenty-eight
+days. Seed corn and the seeds of culinary vegetables may be taken from
+home; but of young plants of peaches, pomegranates, oranges, figs,
+and vines, it may be advisable to take a supply from the Cape of
+Good Hope. For these, and many other species of fruit, the climate is
+admirably adapted; and the vine, in particular, is just calculated for
+the limestone ridge which extends along the coast facing the western
+sun.
+
+It appears that apprehensions of interruption were once entertained
+from a prior settlement from France; these fears are however, removed
+by that nation having fixed on a point, to colonize, in latitude 25
+deg. south, (which is distant north of the Swan River 400 miles)
+called Shark's Bay, within which there is an inlet called Freycinet's
+Harbour. The country in this neighbourhood much resembles the western
+coast.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE AIR BALLOON.
+
+IN LAUDEM BULLAE AERO-NAUTICAE.
+
+
+ They may talk as they will
+ Of their steam-engine skill,
+ But, as sure as the sun shines at noon,
+ Straps, boilers, and springs
+ Are a wagon to wings,
+ Compared with the air-balloon.
+
+ If you're troubled with taxes,
+ You cross the Araxes,
+ Or fly to the plains of Hairoun;
+ In the height of the summer,
+ Cool as a cucumber,
+ You sit in your air-balloon.
+
+ The ladies, poor souls!
+ Once sent sighs to the poles;
+ We may now send the sighers as soon:
+ Painted canvass and gas
+ Whisk away with the lass,
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Our girls of fifteen
+ Will disdain Gretna Green,
+ The old coupler must soon cobble shoon;
+ With a wink to the captain,
+ The beauties are wrapt in
+ The car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Old fathers and mothers,
+ Grim uncles and brothers,
+ May hunt them from Janu'ry to June;
+ They are oft to the stars,
+ And in Venus or Mars
+ You may spy out their air-balloon
+
+ Your makers of rhyme
+ May at last grow sublime,
+ Inspired by a touch at the moon;
+ And lawyers may rise
+ For once to the skies,
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Your ministers, soaring,
+ May shun all the boring
+ Of country and city baboon--
+ Or, like ministers' spouses,
+ Look down on both Houses--
+ From the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ The sweet six months' widow
+ Her weeds will abide, O,
+ No longer, nor cry "'Tis too soon!"
+ But range the skies over,
+ In search of a lover,
+ In the car of the air balloon.
+
+ If you wish for a singe-a
+ In Afric or India,
+ Or long for an Esquimaux' tune,
+ Or wish to go snacks
+ With the king of the blacks,--
+ Why,--call for your air-balloon.
+
+ If, on Teneriffe's Peak,
+ You'd wish for a steak,
+ Or dip in Vesuvius your spoon,
+ Or slip all the dog-days,
+ The rain-days, and fog-days,--
+ Go, call for your air-balloon.
+
+ Your doctors of physic
+ May banish the phthisic.
+ Your cook give you ice-creams in June--
+ If a dun's in the wind,
+ You may leave him behind,
+ And be off in your air-balloon.
+
+ On the top of the Andes,
+ Who's tortur'd with dandies?
+ On Potosi, who meets a buffoon?
+ But, for fear I'd get prosy,
+ I'll stop at Potosi,--
+ So, huzza for the air-balloon!
+
+_Monthly Magazine_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ALVISE SANUTO.
+
+_A Venetian Story_[7]
+
+
+ [7] The nobility of Venice were subject to the most rigorous
+ _surveillance_, and dearly paid, occasionally, for the small
+ degree of power conceded by the ducal house. The jealousy of
+ the government with regard to these men was carried to excess.
+ I may mention three regulations among the many that related to
+ them, as illustrative of the galling yoke that pressed on them,
+ amid all their pride and splendour. The first forbade them to
+ leave the dominions of the state without the special permission
+ of the council of ten; and this was granted with difficulty.
+ The second prohibited them from possessing foods and chattels
+ out of the state. This was with a view of preventing the danger
+ that might arise from attempts to betray the republic under an
+ idea of finding an asylum elsewhere. The third and most severe
+ decree forbade communication with foreign ambassadors, under
+ pain of death! The terror inspired by this was such, that not
+ only the ministers of the court, but their secretaries and
+ domestics, fled from the ambassadors as if they were infected
+ with the plague. This decree had numerous results, and among
+ others, one that was attended with truly tragical circumstances.
+
+
+Alvise Sanuto was a young man of whom his country entertained the
+proudest hopes. His courage had been gloriously tried in the battle of
+Lepanto, in which he had performed prodigies of valour. His prudence
+and foresight had been often the subject of admiration in the great
+council of the state. The old man, his father, esteemed him as the
+ornament and grace of his family: Venice pointed to him as one of her
+best citizens. Alvise was destined to fall by an infamous death.
+
+At that period both public and private manners were exceedingly
+severe. The ladies, who gave law to them, only issued from their homes
+to go to church, wrapped up in a veil which hid their face and figure.
+The balconies of the palaces still present signs of this ancient
+severity, the parapets being purposely made so high and large, as to
+render it difficult to see from them. Alvise had a heart of the most
+passionate and fiery nature; he felt the imperious sway of love, but
+as yet had met with no lady on whom he could bestow his affections.
+The arrival of the French ambassador at Venice, in great pomp, excited
+public curiosity. The manners of the strangers bore an aspect of
+perfect novelty to the inhabitants of the republic, as the ladies who
+accompanied Amalia, the ambassador's daughter, displayed a fire and
+vivacity, which to many seemed scandalous as well as astonishing.
+Amalia was in her seventeenth year, and to cultivated and sprightly
+powers of mind, added those French graces, which, if they do not
+constitute beauty, are still more effectual than beauty itself in
+seducing the beholder. Alvise saw her when she was presented to the
+Doge, and regarded her as a being more than human. He gazed on her as
+if beside himself; and what female could have beheld him without
+admiration? Amalia read in the noble countenance of Alvise what he
+felt at that moment; she was affected, and, for the first time, her
+heart palpitated within her bosom.
+
+Alvise from that day was another being. He knew his unhappy state, and
+that his misfortunes could end but with his life, since the severe and
+unyielding laws of his country rendered all hope chimerical of ever
+being united with the stranger lady. His ardent fancy suggested to
+attempt any means of again seeing her who was dearer to him than life.
+His abode was divided from that of the ambassador by a narrow canal.
+Having procured the assistance of a French domestic, he passed over
+to the palace, and secretly entered the chamber of Amalia.
+
+It was midnight; and the young lady, her own thoughts perhaps
+disturbed by love, had not yet laid down, but was seeking from prayer
+consolation and rest. She knelt before the image of the virgin, her
+hands clasped in the attitude of devotion; and Alvise, beholding her
+angelic countenance lit up by the uncertain light of the lamp, could
+not restrain an exclamation of surprise, which roused the maiden from
+her pious reverie. Struck with the sight of him, she at first fancied,
+according to the superstitious notions of the times, that he was a
+spirit sent by her evil genius to tempt her, and uttered some words
+of holy scripture by way of exorcism; when Alvise, advancing, threw
+himself at her feet, and before Amalia could speak, disclosed to her,
+in the most passionate terms, his love, the inconsiderate step he had
+taken, and the certain death that awaited him should he be discovered.
+
+Terror, rather than indignation, filled the breast of Amalia. "Oh,
+heavens!" she exclaimed, "what madness could prompt you thus to expose
+your own life and my reputation? Haste, fly from this spot, which you
+have profaned; and know, that if my heart recoils at your death (and
+here she gave a deep sigh,) yet at my cry those would appear who would
+not suffer your insult to pass unpunished," so saying, she pointed
+imperiously to the door.
+
+Alvise listened to her as if he had been struck down by lightning.
+"Then let me die!" he exclaimed, "for without you life is odious to
+me. You are just taking the first steps in this vale of tears; one
+day, however, your heart also will know the emotions of love, and
+then, then think of the unhappy Alvise; how great must have been his
+pangs, and how ardent his desire to terminate them!"
+
+He now made an effort to go away; but Amalia held him, while she said,
+"Alas! I seek not thy death: live, but forget me from this fatal
+moment." "To forget thee is impossible; to love thee is death: thy
+compassion would sweeten the last moments of my existence!" "Alvise!"
+exclaimed Amalia, weeping, "live, if only for my sake!" "Do you
+comprehend the force of these words?"
+
+She trembled at the question; but the idea of her lover dying in
+despair overcame all her scruples. "Yes, live for my sake," she
+repeated in an under tone.
+
+Unhappy beings! they were intoxicated with love, while the abyss was
+yawning beneath their feet. A spy of the state inquisition, who was
+going his rounds, saw Alvise enter the palace, and recognised him.
+Denounced before the dreadful tribunal, he was dragged thither
+that very morning. Convicted of entering the abode of the French
+ambassador, he was desired to explain his motives tor so doing, but
+remained obstinately silent. The members of the inquisition were
+confounded, accustomed as they were to see every thing yield before
+them, and reminded him that death would be the inevitable result of
+his silence. "Death," he replied, "had no terrors for me when I fought
+at Lepanto for the glory of my country and the salvation of Italy; on
+which day I proved, that under no circumstances could I ever become
+a traitor. I call heaven to witness that I am not one. But something
+dearer to me than life or fame now imposes silence on me."
+
+He was beheaded, and his body exposed between the two columns of the
+palace, with this inscription: "For offences against the statute." The
+populace were speechless at the sight, while his companions in arms,
+his relations and friends, abandoned themselves to despair. Venice
+presented one universal scene of mourning.
+
+On the evening of the fatal day, Amalia stood upon the terrace of her
+palace, overlooking the grand canal. She contemplated with pleasurable
+melancholy the calm and even course of the moon, whose modest light
+shone in the cloudless sky. Her thoughts were of Alvise. To divert
+them, she turned to gaze on a long procession of illuminated gondolas,
+from which she heard a strain of plaintive music, as if of prayers for
+the dead, A dreadful presentiment seized her heart; she inquired the
+purpose of the procession, and heard, with unspeakable terror, that it
+was the solemnization of the funeral rites of a Venetian nobleman, who
+had been beheaded for high treason. "His name?" cried the breathless
+girl, in almost unintelligible accents: "Alvise Sanuto."
+
+She fell, as if shot; and striking her head in the fall upon a
+projecting part of the terrace, was mortally wounded, and
+expired.--_Lettere su Venezia_--_Translated in the Oxford Literary
+Gaz._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+INDEPENDENCE
+
+
+Is the word, of all others, that Irish--men, women, and
+children--least understand; and the calmness, or rather indifference,
+with which they submit to dependence, bitter and miserable as it is,
+must be a source of deep regret to all "who love the land," or feel
+anxious to uphold the dignity of human kind. Let us select a few cases
+from our Irish village--such as are abundant in every neighbourhood.
+Shane Thurlough, "as dacent a boy," and Shane's wife, as
+"clane-skinned a girl," as any in the world. There is Shane, an
+active, handsome-looking fellow, leaning over the half-door of his
+cottage, kicking a hole in the wall with his brogue, and picking up
+all the large gravel within his reach to pelt the ducks with--those
+useful Irish scavengers. Let us speak to him. "Good morrow, Shane!"
+"Och! the bright bames of heaven on ye every day! and kindly welcome,
+my lady--and won't ye step in and rest--it's powerful hot, and a
+beautiful summer, sure--the Lord be praised!" "Thank you, Shane. I
+thought you were going to cut the hayfield to-day--if a heavy shower
+comes, it will be spoil'd; it has been fit for the sithe these two
+days." "Sure, it's all owing to that thief o' the world, Tom Parrel,
+my lady. Didn't he promise me the loan of his sithe; and, by the same
+token, I was to pay him for it; and _depinding_ on that, I didn't buy
+one, which I have been threatening to do for the last two years." "But
+why don't you go to Carrick and purchase one?" "To Carrick!--Och, 'tis
+a good step to Carrick, and my toes are on the ground (saving your
+presence,) for I _depindid_ on Tim Jarvis to tell Andy Cappler, the
+brogue-maker, to do my shoes; and, bad luck to him, the spalpeen! he
+forgot it." "Where's your pretty wife, Shane?" "She's in all the woe
+o' the world, Ma'am, dear. And she puts the blame of it on me, though
+I'm not in the faut this time, any how: the child's taken the small
+pock, and she _depindid_ on me to tell the doctor to cut it for the
+cow-pock, and I _depindid_ on Kitty Cackle, the limmer, to tell the
+doctor's own man, and thought she would not forget it, becase the
+boy's her bachelor--but out o' sight out o' mind--the never a word she
+tould him about it, and the babby has got it nataral, and the woman's
+in heart trouble (to say nothing o' myself;) and it the first, and
+all." "I am very sorry, indeed, for you have got a much better wife
+than most men." "That's a true word, my lady--only she's fidgetty like
+sometimes, and says I don't hit the nail on the head quick enough; and
+she takes a dale more trouble than she need about many a thing." "I do
+not think I ever saw Ellen's wheel without flax before, Shane?" "Bad
+cess to the wheel;--I got it this morning about that too--I _depinded_
+on John Williams to bring the flax from O'Flaharty's this day week,
+and he forgot it; and she says I ought to have brought it myself, and
+I close to the spot: but where's the good? says I, sure he'll bring
+it next time." "I suppose, Shane, you will soon move into the new
+cottage, at Clurn Hill. I passed it to-day, and it looked so cheerful;
+and when you get there, you must take Ellen's advice, and _depend_
+solely on yourself." "Och Ma'am, dear, don't mintion it--sure it's
+that makes me so down in the mouth, this very minit. Sure I saw that
+born blackguard, Jack Waddy, and he comes in here, quite innocent
+like"--"Shane, you've an eye to 'Squire's new lodge," says he. "Maybe
+I have," says I. "I am y'er man," says he. "How so?" says I. "Sure I'm
+as good as married to my lady's maid," said he; "and I'll spake to the
+'Squire for you, my own self." "The blessing be about you," says I,
+quite grateful,--and we took a strong cup on the strength of it; and
+_depinding_ on him, I thought all safe,--"and what d'ye think, my
+lady? Why, himself stalks into the place--talked the 'Squire over, to
+be sure--and without so much as by y'er lave, sates himself and his
+new wife on the laase in the house; and I may go whistle." "It was a
+great pity, Shane, that you didn't go yourself to Mr. Clurn." "That's
+a true word for ye, Ma'am, dear; but it's hard if a poor man can't
+have a frind to DEPIND on."--_Sketches of Irish Character, by Mrs.
+S.C. Hall_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+
+SHAKSPEARE
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+POTATOES.
+
+
+One is almost induced to imagine that certain orders of London
+conceive that "_takers_," as they commonly call them in their uncooked
+state, is a generical term; and that they only become entitled to the
+prefix of "_pot_," after they have been boiled.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+DINING LATE.
+
+
+A wag, on being told it was the fashion to dine later and later every
+day, said, "he supposed it would end at last in not dining till
+to-morrow!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MOORE'S LIFE OF BYRON.
+
+
+Moore has printed between three and four hundred pages of his Life of
+Lord Byron, which is interspersed with original letters and poems,
+of singular merit--after the manner of Mason's Life of Gray, and
+Hayley's Life of Cowper. Nearly the whole of the manuscript is in
+town, and the work, consisting of a thick 4to. volume, will be
+published during the season.--_Court Journal, No. 1_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PISTRUCCI.
+
+
+This gifted improvisatore (who is poet to the King's Theatre,)
+sometimes astonishes his acquaintance--especially if a new one--by
+holding his hand close over the flame of a candle, or an argand lamp,
+for several minutes together. It is a singular fact that several of
+the male branches of this family--of whom the unrivalled artist who
+cut the die of the sovereign, with the St. George upon it, is
+one--have one of their hands covered with a thick coat of horn-like
+matter, as hard as tortoiseshell, and perfectly insensible.--_Ibid._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WRITTEN EXTEMPORE IN A COPY OF COKE UPON LITTLETON, 1721.
+
+
+ O thou who labours't in this rugged mine,
+ Mays't thou to gold th' unpolish'd ore refine;
+ May each dark page unfold its haggard brow,
+ Fear not to reap, if thou canst dare to plough;
+ To tempt thy care may each revolving night,
+ Purses and maces glide before thy sight;
+ So when in times to come, advent'rous deed,
+ Thou shalt essay to speak, to look like Mead,
+ When ev'n the bay and rose shall cease to shade
+ With martial air the honours of thy head,
+ When the full wig thy visage shall enclose,
+ And only give to view thy learned nose,
+ Safely thou may'st defy beaux, wits, and scoffers,
+ And tenant in fee simple stuff thy coffers.
+
+T.H.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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