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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11343 ***
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL XIII, NO. 369.] SATURDAY, MAY 9, 1829. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Cornwall Terrace, Regent's Park.]
+
+
+
+
+CORNWALL TERRACE
+
+REGENT'S PARK.
+
+
+Adjoining _York Terrace_, engraved and described in No. 358, of the
+MIRROR, is _Cornwall Terrace_, one of the earliest and most admired of
+all the buildings in the Park; although its good taste has not been so
+influential as might have been expected, on more recent structures.
+It is named after the ducal title of the present King, when Regent.
+
+Cornwall Terrace is from the designs of Mr. Decimus Burton, and is
+characterized by its regularity and beauty, so as to reflect high
+credit on the taste and talent of the young architect. The ground
+story is rusticated, and the principal stories are of the Corinthian
+order, with fluted shafts, well proportioned capitals, and an
+entablature of equal merit. The other embellishments of Cornwall
+Terrace are in correspondent taste, and the whole presents a facade
+of great architectural beauty and elegance.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE COSMOPOLITE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE TIMES NEWSPAPER.
+
+(_Concluded from page 292_.)
+
+Passing over the leading articles, and some news from the seat of war,
+next is the Court Circular, describing the mechanism of royal and
+noble etiquette in right courtly style. The "Money Market and City
+Intelligence"--what a line for the capitalist: only watch the
+intensity with which he devours every line of the oracle, as the
+ancients did the _spirantia exta_--and weighs and considers its import
+and bearing with the Foreign News and leading articles. What rivets
+are these--"risen about 1/4 per cent"--and "a shade higher;" no fag or
+tyro ever hailed an illustration with greater interest. Talk to him
+whilst he is reading any other part of the paper, and he will break
+off, and join you; but when reading this, he can only spare you an
+occasional "hem," or "indeed"--his eyes still riveted to the column.
+This has been satirically termed "watching the turn of the market;"
+although every reader does the same, and first looks for those
+events in the paper which bear upon his interests or enjoyments;
+for pleasure, as well as industry, has her studies. Thus the lines
+"Drury Lane Theatre," and "Professional Concert" are 'Change news
+to a certain class--and a long criticism on Miss Phillips's first
+appearance in Jane Shore will ensure attention and sympathy, from
+anxiety for an actress of high promise, and the pathos of the play
+itself; and we need not insist upon the beneficial effect which sound
+criticism has on public taste. To pass from an account of a Concert at
+the Argyll Rooms, with its fantasias and _concertanti_, to the fact of
+940 weavers being at present unemployed in Paisley,--and the death of
+a young man in Paris, from hydrophobia, is a sad transition from gay
+to grave--yet so they stand in the column. A long correspondence on
+Commercial Policy, Taxation, Finance, and Currency--we leave to the
+capitalist, the "parliament man," and other disciples of Adam Smith;
+whilst our eye descends to the right-hand corner, where is recorded
+the horrible fact of a mother attempting to suffocate her infant at
+her breast! Humanity sickens at such a pitch of savage crime in the
+centre of the most refined city in the world!
+
+The commencement of the third folio is a gratifying contrast to the
+last horrible incident. It describes the Anniversary of St. Patrick's
+Charity Schools, with one of the King's brothers presiding at the
+benevolent banquet, and records an after-dinner subscription of
+540_l._! What a delightful scene for the philanthropist--what a
+blessed picture of British beneficence! Yet beneath this is a
+piracy--a tale of blood, whose very recital "will harrow up thy
+soul"--the murder of the captain and crew of an American brig, as
+narrated by one man who was concealed. In the next column are two
+reports of Parish Elections, which afford more speculation than we are
+prone to indulge, as the turning-out of old parties and setting-up of
+new, and many of the petty feuds and jealousies that divide and
+distract parishes or large families, the little circles of the great
+whole. At the foot of this column a paragraph records the death of
+a miserly bachelor schoolmaster, who had worn the same coat twenty
+years, and on the tester of whose bed were found, wrapped up in old
+stockings £1,600. in interest notes, commencing thirty-five years
+since, the compound interest of which would have been £4,000.; and
+for what purpose was this concealment?--a dread of being required to
+assist his relatives! Yet contrast this wicked abuse with a few of the
+incidents we have recorded--the dinner of St. Patrick's, for instance,
+and is it possible to conceive a more despicable situation (short of
+crime) than this poor miser deserves in our chronicle.
+
+The third column opens to us a scene of a very opposite character, the
+Newmarket Craven Meeting--the most brilliant assemblage ever known
+there; the town crammed with the children of chance, the innkeepers
+trebling their charges, and like the Doncaster people, doing "noting
+widout the guinea." What an heterogeneous mixture of fine old sport,
+black legs and consciences, panting steeds and hearts bursting with
+expectation and despair, and the grand machinery of chance working
+with mathematical truth, and not unfrequently beneath luxury and the
+mere show of hospitality.
+
+The moralist will turn away from this rural pandemonium with disgust;
+but what will he say to the records of wretchedness and crime that
+fill up nearly the remainder of the folio. A Coroner's Inquest upon
+a fellow creature who "died from neglect, and want of common food to
+support life"--and another upon a poor girl, whose young and tender
+wits being "turned to folly,"--died by a draught of laudanum--are
+still more lamentable items in the calendar.
+
+Beneath these inquests is a brief tale of a romantic robbery in an
+obscure department of France. The priest of a village, aged 80, lived
+in an isolated cottage with his niece. About midnight, he was
+disturbed, and on his getting out of bed, was bound by two men, whilst
+a third stood at the door. The robbers then proceeded to the girl's
+chamber, very ungallantly took her gold ear-rings, and by threatening
+her and her uncle with death, got possession of 300 francs. Two of
+the ruffians then proceeded to the church, broke open the poor-box,
+and took about 30 francs. They then bound again the old man and his
+niece, and departed. One of the robbers, however, left an agricultural
+tool behind him, which led to the discovery of two of the thieves, who
+are committed for trial. This is a perfect newspaper gem.
+
+The fifth column has terror in its first line "Law Report," and
+commences with an action in the Court of King's Bench, against the
+late Sheriffs of London for an illegal seizure--one of the glorious
+delights of office. The next portion relates to an illustrious
+foreigner, who stated that he professed to swallow fire and molten
+lead, "but he only put them into his mouth, and took them out again
+in a sly manner, for they were too hot to eat." (Much laughter.) He
+could swallow prussic acid without experiencing any ill effects from
+it; that was what he called _pyrotechny_; "he had no property except
+a wife and child, &c."
+
+Next are the Police Reports, sometimes affording admirable studies of
+men and manners. The first is a case of a man being locked up for the
+night in a watch-house, "on suspicion of ringing a bell"--and brings
+to light a most outrageous abuse of petty power. In another case, a
+gang of robbers pursued by one set of watchmen, were suffered to
+escape by another set, who would not stir a foot beyond their own
+boundary line! Neither Shakspeare, Fielding, nor Sheridan have given
+us a better standing jest than this incident affords. It reminds us
+of the fellow who refused to take off Tom Ashe's coat, because it
+was felony to strip an _ash;_ or the tanner who would not help the
+exciseman out of his pit without twelve hours' notice.
+
+The Births, Marriages, and Deaths--and the Markets, and Price of
+Stocks, in small type, which well bespeaks their crowded interest,
+wind up the sheet. Yet what thrilling sensations does this small
+portion of our sheet often impart. What hopes and expectations for
+heirs and legacy hunters--people who want the "quotation" of Mark Lane
+and the Coal Market--and others whose daily tone and temper depends
+on the little cramped fractions in the "Stocks" and "Funds." Another
+catches a fine frenzy from the "Shares," and regulates his day's
+movements "the very air o' the time" by their import--and hence he
+dreams of gold and gossamer, or sits torturing his imagination with
+writs and executions that await adverse fortune.
+
+Such are but a few of the pleasures and pains of a newspaper.
+Shenstone says the first part which an ill-natured man examines, is
+the list of bankrupts, and the bills of mortality; but, to prove that
+our object is any thing but ill-natured, we have glanced last at the
+Deaths. The paper over which we have been travelling, wants the
+Gazette and Parliamentary News, and a Literary feature. The Debates
+would have enabled us to illustrate the rapid marches of science and
+intellect in our times, as displayed in the present perfect system of
+parliamentary reporting. But enough has been said on other points to
+prove that the _physiognomy_ of a newspaper is a subject of intense
+interest. In this slight sketch we have neither magnified the crimes,
+nor sported with the weaknesses; all our aim has been to search out
+points or pivots upon which the reflective reader may turn; the result
+will depend on his own frame of mind.
+
+There is, however, one little paragraph, one pearl appended to the
+Police Report which we must detach, viz. the acknowledgment of £2.
+sent to the Bow Street office poor-box, the _seventh_ contribution of
+the same amount of a benevolent individual (by the handwriting, a
+lady) signed "A friend to the unfortunate."
+
+Read this ye who gloat over ill-gotten wealth, or abuse good fortune;
+think of the delights of this divine benefactress--silent and
+unknown--but, above all, of the exceeding great reward laid up for
+her in heaven.
+
+PHILO.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CAT AND FIDDLE.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Your correspondent, double X has furnished us with a well written and
+whimsical derivation of the above ale-house sign, and partly by Roman
+patriotism and French "lingo," he traces it up to "_l'hostelle du
+Caton fidelle_." But I presume the article is throughout intended for
+pure banter--as I do not consider your facetious friend seriously
+meant that "no two objects in the world have less to do with each
+other than a cat and violin."
+
+How close the connexion is between fiddle and _cat-gut_, seems pretty
+well evident--for a proof, I therefore refer double X to any _cat-gut
+scraper_ in his majesty's dominions, from the theatres royal, to
+Mistress Morgan's two-penny hop at Greenwich Fair.
+
+JACOBUS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ROUE'S INTERPRETATION OF DEATH.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+"Death! who would think that five simple letters, would produce a word
+with so much terror in it."--_The Rou._
+
+
+ Death! and why should it be
+ That hideous mystery
+ Is with those atoms integral combin'd?
+ Alas! too well--too well,
+ I've prob'd unto the spell
+ In each dark imag'd sound, that lurks entwin'd!
+ Eternity, implied
+ In Death, and long denied
+ Now sacrifices my tortur'd menial gaze!
+ Whilst, with its lurid light
+ Heart-burnings fierce unite
+ And what may quench, the guilty spirit's blaze?
+
+ Annihilation!--this,
+ Was once, the startling bliss
+ I forc'd my soul to fancy Death should give!
+ But, whilst I shudd'ring bless
+ The hopes--of--nothingness,
+ A something sighs: "Beyond the grave I live!"
+ Tophet! I thrill! for scorn'd
+ Was the sere thought, though warn'd
+ Ofttimes that Death, enclos'd that dread abyss!
+ Now, by each burning vein
+ And venom'd conscience--pain
+ I know the terrors of that world, in this!
+
+ Heaven! ay, 'tis in Death
+ For him, whose fragile breath
+ Wends from a breast of piety and peace,
+ But darkness, chains, and dree
+ Eternal, are for me
+ Since Death's tremendous myst'ries never cease!
+
+M.L.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TO JUDY.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ I have thought of you much since we parted,
+ And wished for you every day,
+ And often the sad tear has started,
+ And often I've brush'd it away;
+ When the thought of thy sweet smile come o'er me
+ Like a sunbeam the tempest between,
+ And the hope of thy love shone before me
+ So brilliantly bright and serene,
+ I remember thy last vow that made me
+ Forget all my sorrow and care,
+ And I think of the dear voice that bade me
+ Awake from the dream of despair.
+
+ I regard not the gay scene around me,
+ The smiles of the young and the free,
+ Have not _now_ the soft charm that once bound me.
+ For _that_ hath been broken by _thee_;
+ And tho' voices, _dear_ voices are teeming,
+ With friendship and gladness, and wit,
+ And a welcome from bright eyes is beaming,
+ I cannot, I cannot, forget--
+ I may join in the dance and the song,
+ And laugh with the witty and gay,
+ Yet the heart and best feelings that throng
+ Around it, are far, far away.
+
+ Dost remember the scene we last traced, love,
+ When the smile from night's radiant queen
+ Beamed bright o'er the valley, and chased love
+ The spirit of gloom from the scene?
+ And the riv'let how heedless it rushed, love,
+ From its home in the mountain away,
+ And the wild rose how faintly it blush'd, love,
+ In the light of the moon's silver ray:
+ Oh, that streamlet was like unto me,
+ Parting from whence its brightness first sprung,
+ And that sweet rose was the emblem of thee,
+ As so pale on my bosom you hung.
+
+ Dearest, _why_ did I leave thee behind me,
+ Oh! why did I leave thee at all,
+ Ev'ry day that dawns, only can find me
+ In sorrow, and tho' the sweet thrall
+ Of my heart serves to cheer and to check me
+ When sorrow or passion have sway,
+ Yet I'd rather have thee to _hen-peck_[1] me,
+ Than be from thy bower away;
+ And, dear Judy, I'm still what you found me,
+ When we met in the grove by the rill,
+ I forget not the spell that first bound me,
+ And I shall not, till feeling be still.
+
+F. BERINGTON.
+
+ [1] _Hen-pecked_, to be governed _by a wife_, (see Johnson.)
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT PLACES OF SANCTUARY IN LONDON AND WESTMINSTER.
+
+ "No place indeed should murder sanctuarise."
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+
+The principal sanctuaries were those in the neighbourhood of
+Fleet-street, Salisbury-court, White Friars, Ram-alley, and Mitre-court;
+Fulwood's-rents, in Holborn, Baldwin's-gardens, in Gray's-inn-lane; the
+Savoy, in the Strand; Montague-close, Deadman's-place, the Clink, the
+Mint, and Westminster. The sanctuary in the latter place was a structure
+of immense strength. Dr. Stutely, who wrote about the year 1724, saw it
+standing, and says that it was with very great difficulty that it was
+demolished. The church belonging to it was in the shape of a cross, and
+double, one being built over the other. It is supposed to have been
+built by Edward the Confessor. Within this sanctuary was born Edward V.,
+and here his unhappy mother took refuge with her son, the young Duke of
+York, to secure him from the villanous proceedings of his cruel uncle,
+the Duke of Gloucester, who had possession of his elder brother. The
+metropolis at one time (says the Rev. Joseph Nightingale,) abounded with
+these haunts of villany and wretchedness. They were originally
+instituted for the most humane and pious purposes; and owe their origin
+to one of the sacred institutions of the Mosaic law, which appointed
+certain cities of refuge for persons who had accidentally slain any of
+their fellow creatures. The institution, as Marmonides justly observes,
+was a merciful provision both for the manslayer, that he might be
+preserved, and for the avenger, that his blood might be cooled by the
+removal of the manslayer out of his sight. In the year 1487, during the
+Pontificate of Innocent VIII. a bull was issued, and sent here, to lay
+a little restraint on the privileges of sanctuary. It stated, that if
+thieves, murderers, or robbers, registered as sanctuary-men, should
+sally out and commit fresh nuisances, which they frequently did, and
+enter again, in such cases they might be taken out of their sanctuaries
+by the king's officers. That as for debtors, who had taken sanctuary
+to defraud their creditors, their persons only should be protected;
+but their goods out of sanctuary, should be liable to seizure. As
+for traitors, the king was allowed to appoint them keepers in their
+sanctuaries, to prevent their escape. After the Reformation had gained
+strength, these places of sanctuary began to sink into contempt, and in
+the year 1697, it became absolutely necessary to take some legislative
+measures for their destruction.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TRUE PHILOSOPHY.
+
+
+A footman who had been found guilty of murdering his fellow-servant,
+was engaged in writing his confession: "I murd--" he stopped, and
+asked, "How do you spell _murdered?_"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TIMBER TREES.
+
+
+In the last volume of the MIRROR, we gave several extracts from a
+delightful paper on _Landscape Gardening_, contained in a recent
+Number of the _Quarterly Review_; with an abstract of Sir Henry
+Steuart's new method of transplanting trees, and a variety of
+information on this interesting department of rural economy. We are
+therefore pleased to see that the Society for the diffusion of Useful
+Knowledge, have appropriated the second part of their new work to what
+are termed "Timber Trees and their applications;" and probably few of
+their announced volumes will exceed in usefulness and entertainment
+that which is now before us. Indeed, the Editor could scarcely have
+devised a more successful means of impressing his readers with a
+sincere love of nature and her sublime works, than by introducing them
+to the history of vegetable substances in their connexion with the
+useful arts.
+
+We subjoin a few specimens, with occasional notes, arising from our
+own reading and personal observation.
+
+
+_Picturesque Beauty of the Oak_.
+
+
+A fine oak is one of the most picturesque of Trees. It conveys to the
+mind associations of strength and duration, which are very impressive.
+The oak stands up against the blast, and does not take, like other
+trees, a twisted form from the action of the winds. Except the cedar of
+Lebanon, no tree is so remarkable for the stoutness of its limbs: they
+do not exactly spring from the trunk, but divide from it; and thus it
+is sometimes difficult to know which is stem and which is branch. The
+twisted branches of the oak, too, add greatly to its beauty; and the
+horizontal direction of its boughs, spreading over a large surface,
+completes the idea of its sovereignty over all the trees of the forest.
+Even a decayed oak,--
+
+ "------dry and dead,
+ Still clad with reliques of its trophies old,
+ Lifting to heaven its aged hoary head,
+ Whose foot on earth Hath got but feeble hold--"
+
+
+--even such a tree as Spenser has thus described is strikingly
+beautiful: decay in this case looks pleasing. To such an oak Lucan
+compared Pompey in his declining state.
+
+
+_The Cedar_.
+
+
+The cedar of Lebanon, though it has been introduced into many parts of
+England as an ornamental tree, and has thriven well, has not yet been
+planted in great numbers for the sake of its timber. No doubt it is more
+difficult to rear, and requires a far richer soil than the pine and the
+larch; but the principal objection to it has been the supposed slowness
+of its growth, although that does not appear to be very much greater
+than in the oak. Some cedars, which have been planted in a soil well
+adapted to them, at Lord Carnarvon's, at Highclere, have grown with
+extraordinary rapidity. Of the cedars planted in the royal garden
+at Chelsea, in 1683, two had, in eighty-three years, acquired a
+circumference of more than twelve feet, at two feet from the ground,
+while their branches increased over a circular space forty feet in
+diameter. Seven-and-twenty years afterwards the trunk of the largest one
+had extended more than half a foot in circumference; which is probably
+more than most oaks of a similar age would do during an equal period.
+The surface soil in which the Chelsea cedars throve so well is not by
+any means rich; but they seem to have been greatly nourished from a
+neighbouring pond, upon the filling up of which they wasted away.
+
+Various specimens of the cedar of Lebanon are mentioned as having
+attained a very great size in England. One planted by Dr. Uvedale, in
+the garden of the manor-house at Enfield, about the middle of the
+seventeenth century, had a girth of fourteen feet in 1789; eight feet
+of the top of it had been blown down by the great hurricane in 1703,
+but still it was forty feet in height. At Whitton, in Middlesex, a
+remarkable cedar was blown down in 1779. It had attained the height of
+seventy feet; the branches covered an area one hundred feet in
+diameter; the trunk was sixteen feet in circumference at seven feet
+from the ground, and twenty-one feet at the insertion of the great
+branches twelve feet above the surface. There were about ten principal
+branches or limbs, and their average circumference was twelve feet.
+About the age and planter of this immense tree its historians are not
+agreed, some of them referring its origin to the days of Elizabeth,
+and even alleging that it was planted by her own hand. Another cedar,
+at Hillingdon, near Uxbridge, had, at the presumed age of 116 years,
+arrived at the following dimensions; its height was fifty-three feet,
+and the spread of the branches ninety-six feet from east to west, and
+eighty-nine from north to south. The circumference of the trunk, close
+to the ground, was thirteen feet and a half; at seven feet it was
+twelve and a half; and at thirteen feet, just under the branches, it
+was fifteen feet eight inches. There were two principal branches, the
+one twelve feet and the other ten feet in girth. The first, after a
+length of eighteen inches, divided into two arms, one eight feet and a
+half, and the other seven feet ten. The other branch, soon after its
+insertion, was parted into two, of five feet and a half each.[2]
+
+ [2] We believe the finest cedars in England to be those at Juniper
+ Hall, between Leatherhead and Dorking.
+
+
+_The Yew Tree_
+
+
+(Called _Taxus_, probably from the Greek, which signifies swiftness,
+and may allude to the velocity of an arrow shot from a yew-tree bow,)
+is a tree of no little celebrity, both in the military and the
+superstitious history of England. The common yew is a native of
+Europe, of North America, and of the Japanese Isles. It used to be
+very plentiful in England and Ireland, and probably also Scotland.
+Caesar mentions it as having been abundant in Gaul; and much of it is
+found in Ireland, imbedded in the earth. The trunk and branches grow
+very straight; the bark is cast annually; and the wood is compact,
+hard, and very elastic. It is therefore of great use in every branch
+of the arts in which firm and durable timber is required; and, before
+the general use of fire-arms, it was in high request for bows: so much
+of it was required for the latter purpose, that ships trading to
+Venice were obliged to bring ten bow staves along with every butt of
+Malmsey. The yew was also consecrated--a large tree, or more being in
+every churchyard; and they were held sacred.[3] In funeral processions
+the branches were carried over the dead by mourners, and thrown under
+the coffin in the grave. The following extract from the ancient laws
+of Wales will show the value that was there set upon these trees, and
+also how the consecrated yew of the priests had risen in value over
+the reputed sacred mistletoe of the Druids:--
+
+"A consecrated yew, its value is a pound.
+
+"A misletoe branch, threescore pence.
+
+"An oak, sixscore pence.
+
+"Principal branch of an oak, thirty pence.
+
+"A yew tree, (not consecrated) fifteen pence.
+
+"A sweet apple, threescore pence.
+
+"A sour apple, thirty pence.
+
+"A thorn-tree, seven pence halfpenny. Every tree after that,
+fourpence."
+
+ [3] Yew trees--those gloomy tenants of our churchyards--appear to
+ have been planted there in ancient times. In the will of Henry
+ VI. there is the following item:--"The space between the wall
+ of the church and the wall of the cloyster shall conteyne 38
+ feyte, which is left for to sett in certayne trees and flowers,
+ behovable and convenient for the custom of the said church."
+ Several reasons may be assigned for giving this tree a preference
+ to every other evergreen. It is very hardy, long-lived, and,
+ though in time it attains a considerable height, produces
+ branches in abundance, so low as to be always within reach
+ of the hand, and at last affords a beautiful wood for
+ furniture.--The date of the yews at Bedfont is 1704.
+
+
+By a statute made in the 5th year of Edward IV., every Englishman, and
+Irishman dwelling with Englishmen, was directed to have a bow of his
+own height made of yew, wych-hazel, ash, or awburne--that is, laburnum,
+which is still styled "awburne saugh," or awburne willow, in many
+parts of Scotland. His skill in the use of the long bow was the proud
+distinction of the English yeoman, and it was his boast that none but an
+Englishman could bend that powerful weapon. It seems that there was a
+peculiar art in the English use of this bow; for our archers did not
+employ all their muscular strength in drawing the string with the right
+hand, but thrust the whole weight of the body into the horns of the bow
+with the left. Chaucer describes his archer as carrying "a mighty bowe;"
+and the "cloth-yard shaft," which was discharged from this engine, is
+often mentioned by our old poets and chroniclers. The command of Richard
+III. at the battle which was fatal to him, was this:
+
+ "Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head."
+
+
+The bowmen were the chief reliance of the English leaders in those
+bloody battles which attended our unjust contests for the succession
+to the crown of France. Some of these scenes are graphically described
+by Froissart.
+
+
+_Box_
+
+
+Is a native of all the middle and southern parts of Europe; and it is
+found in greater abundance and of a larger size in the countries on
+the west of Asia, to the south of the mountains of Caucasus. In many
+parts of France it is also plentiful, though generally in the
+character of a shrub. In early times it flourished upon many of the
+barren hills of England. Evelyn found it upon some of the higher hills
+in Surrey, displaying its myrtle-shaped leaves and its bright green in
+the depth of winter; and, till very recently, it gave to Boxhill, in
+that county, the charms of a delightful and perennial verdure. The
+trees have now been destroyed, and the name, as at other places called
+after the box, has become the monument of its former beauty.[4]
+
+ [4] In the twelfth volume of the MIRROR, we gave an accurate picture
+ of the past and present celebrity of _Box Hill_, especially with
+ respect to the quantity of box grown there. The box trees on the
+ hill are again flourishing, and with these and other evergreens
+ the chief part of Box Hill is still covered.
+
+
+Yet no tree so well merits cultivation--though its growth be slow. It
+is an unique among timber, and combines qualities which are not found
+existing together in any other. It is as close and as heavy as ebony;
+not very much softer than _lignumvitae_; it cuts better than any other
+wood; and when an edge is made of the ends of the fibres, it stands
+better than lead or tin, nay almost as well as brass. Like holly, the
+box is very retentive of its sap, and warps when not properly dried,
+though when sufficiently seasoned it stands well. Hence, for the
+wooden part of the finer tools, for every thing that requires
+strength, beauty, and polish in timber, there is nothing equal to it.
+There is one purpose for which box, and box alone, is properly
+adapted, and that is the forming of wood-cuts, for scientific or other
+illustrations in books. These reduce the price considerably in the
+first engraving, and also in the printing; while the wood-cut in box
+admits of as high and sharp a finish as any metal, and takes the ink
+much better. It is remarkably durable too; for, if the cut be not
+exposed to alternate moisture or heat, so as to warp or crush it, the
+number of thousands that it will print is almost incredible. England
+is the country where this economical mode of illustration is performed
+in the greatest perfection; and just when a constant demand for box
+was thus created, the trees available for the purpose had vanished
+from the island.
+
+
+_Mahogany_
+
+
+Is of universal use for furniture, from the common tables of a village
+inn to the splendid cabinets of a regal palace. But the general adoption
+of this wood renders a nice selection necessary for those articles which
+are costly and fashionable. The extensive manufacture of piano-fortes
+has much increased the demand for mahogany. This musical instrument, as
+made in England, is superior to that of any other part of Europe; and
+English piano-fortes are largely exported. The beauty of the case forms
+a point of great importance to the manufacturer. This circumstance adds
+nothing, of course, to the intrinsic value of the instrument; but it
+is of consequence to the maker, in giving an adventitious quality to
+the article in which he deals. Spanish mahogany is decidedly the most
+beautiful; but occasionally, yet not very often, the Honduras wood is of
+singular brilliancy; and it is then eagerly sought for, to be employed
+in the most expensive cabinet-work. A short time ago, Messrs. Broadwood,
+who have long been distinguished as makers of piano-fortes, gave the
+enormous sum of 3,000_l_. for three logs of mahogany. These logs, the
+produce of one tree, were each about fifteen feet long and thirty-eight
+inches wide. They were cut into veneers of eight to an inch. The wood,
+of which we have seen a specimen, was peculiarly beautiful, capable of
+receiving the highest polish; and, when polished, reflecting the light
+in the most varied manner, like the surface of a crystal; and, from
+the wavy form of the fibres, offering a different figure in whatever
+direction it was viewed. A new species of mahogany has been lately
+introduced in cabinet-work, which is commonly called Gambia. As its name
+imports, it comes from Africa. It is of a beautiful colour, but does not
+retain it so long as the Spanish and Honduras woods.
+
+
+_Planting_.
+
+The publication of his Sylva, by Evelyn,[5] gave a considerable
+impulse to planting in the time of Charles II.; but in the next
+century that duty was much neglected by the landed proprietors of this
+country. There is a selfish feeling, that the planter of an elm or an
+oak does not reap such an immediate profit from it himself, as will
+compensate for the expense and trouble of raising it. This is an
+extremely narrow principle, which, fortunately, the rich are beginning
+to be ashamed of. It is a positive duty of a landed proprietor who
+cuts down a tree which his grandfather planted, to put a young one
+into the ground, as a legacy to his own grand-children: he will
+otherwise leave the world worse than he found it. Sir Walter Scott,
+who is himself a considerable planter, has eloquently denounced that
+contracted feeling which prevents proprietors thus improving their
+estates, because the profits of plantations make a tardy and distant
+return; and we cannot better conclude than with a short passage from
+the essay in which he enforces the duty of planting waste lands:--
+
+"The indifference to this great rural improvement arises, we have
+reason to believe, not so much out of the actual lucre of gain as the
+fatal _vis inertiae_--that indolence which induces the lords of the
+soil to be satisfied with what they can obtain from it by immediate
+rent, rather than encounter the expense and trouble of attempting the
+modes of amelioration which require immediate expense--and, what is,
+perhaps, more grudged by the first-born of Egypt--a little future
+attention. To such we can only say that the improvement by plantation
+is at once the easiest, the cheapest, and the least precarious mode of
+increasing the immediate value, as well as the future income, of their
+estates; and that therefore it is we exhort them to take to heart the
+exhortation of the dying Scotch laird to his son: 'Be aye sticking in
+a tree Jock--it will be growing whilst you are sleeping.'"
+
+ [5] Evelyn passed much of his time in planting; and his _Sylva,
+ or a Discourse on Forest Trees_, is one of the most valuable
+ works in the whole compass of English literature. He describes
+ himself as "borne at _Wotton_, among the woods," situate about
+ four miles from Dorking, in a fine valley leading to Leith Hill.
+ In book iii. chap. 7, of his _Sylva_, he says, "To give an
+ instance of what store of woods and timber of prodigious size
+ were grown in our little county of Surrey, my own grandfather
+ had standing at Wotton, and about that estate, timber that now
+ were worth £100,000. Since of what was left my father (who was
+ a great preserver of wood) there has been £30,000. worth of
+ limber fallen by the axe, and the fury of the hurricane in 1703,
+ by which upwards of 1,000 trees were blown down. Now, no more
+ Wotton! stript and naked, and ashamed almost to own its name."
+ The Wotton woods are still flourishing, and within the last
+ fourteen years we have passed many delightful days beneath their
+ shade. Many a time and often in our rambles have we met the
+ venerated Sir Samuel Romilly in one of the most beautiful ridges
+ of the park, called the _Deer-leap_, wooing Nature in her
+ delightful solitudes of wood and glade. He resided at Leith
+ Hill, and the distance thence to Wotton is but a short ride.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+KITCHINERIANA.
+
+(_From the Housekeeper's Oracle, by the late Dr. Kitchiner_.)
+
+
+The Greek commanders at the siege of Troy, and who were likewise all
+royal sovereigns, never presumed to set before their guests any food
+but that cooked by their own hands. Achilles was famous for--broiling
+beefsteaks.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Instead of "Do let me send you some more of this mock turtle"--"Another
+patty"--"Sir, some of this trifle," "I must insist upon your trying this
+nice melon;"
+
+The language of _hospitality_ should rather run thus:--"Shall I send you
+a fit of the cholic, Sir?"
+
+"Pray let me have the pleasure of giving you a pain in your stomach."
+
+"Sir, let me help you to a little gentle bilious head-ache."
+
+"Ma'am, you surely cannot refuse a touch of inflammation in the bowels."
+
+ If you feed on rich sauces, drink deep of strong wine,
+ In the morn go to bed, and not till night dine;
+ And the order of Nature thus turn topsy turvy!
+ You'll quickly contract Palsy, jaundice, and scurvy!!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The man who makes an appointment with his stomach and does not keep it
+disappoints his _best friend_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[Illustration: Swan River Settlement.]
+
+
+Copied from a handsome Chart, by permission of the publisher, Mr. Cross,
+18, Holborn, opposite Furnivals' Inn.
+
+
+EMIGRATION.
+
+SWAN RIVER SETTLEMENT.
+
+(_Concluded from page 300_.)
+
+[We resume the description of the Swan River Settlement, which will be
+further illustrated by the annexed outline.]
+
+
+The animal productions, we may take for granted, are generally the
+same as those of New South Wales. The human species, in their physical
+qualities and endowments are the same. Most of them wore kangaroo
+cloaks, which were their only clothing. They carry the same kind of
+spears, and the womera, or throwing stick, as are used by those in New
+South Wales. In the summer months they frequent the sea-coast, where
+their skill in spearing fish is described as quite wonderful. In
+winter they mostly adhere to the woods on the higher grounds, where
+the kangaroos, the opossum tribe, and the land tortoises are
+plentiful. These, with birds and roots, constitute their sustenance.
+They have neither boat nor raft, nor did the party fall in with any
+thing resembling a hut. They made use of the word "kangaroo" and other
+terms in use at Port Jackson. The party saw only the three kinds of
+animals above-mentioned, and heard the barking of the native dog; no
+other reptiles but iguanas and lizards and a single snake presented
+themselves.
+
+Of birds, the list is somewhat more extensive. The emu is frequent on
+the plains, and that once supposed "_rara avis_," the elegant black
+swan, was seen in the greatest abundance on the river to which it has
+lent its name, and particularly on Melville lake. Equally abundant
+were numerous species of the goose and duck family. White and black
+cockatoos, parrots and parroquets, were every where found. Pigeons and
+quails were seen in great quantities, and many melodious birds were
+heard in the woods.
+
+Seals were plentiful on all the islands. Captain Stirling says that it
+was not the season for whales, but their debris strewed the shore of
+Geographer's Bay. The French, in May and June, met with a prodigious
+number of whales along this part of the coast, and sharks equally
+numerous and of an enormous size, some of them stated to be upwards of
+two thousand pounds in weight. Vlaming mentions the vast numbers of
+large sharks on this part of the coast, and he, as well as the French,
+found the sea near the shore swarming with sea-snakes, the largest
+about nine or ten feet long. Captain Stirling's party procured three
+or four different kinds of good esculent fish; one in particular, a
+species of rock-cod, is described as excellent.
+
+"The bottom of the sea," says Captain Stirling, "is composed of
+calcareous sand, sometimes passing into marl or clay. On this may be
+seen growing an endless variety of marine plants, which appear to form
+the haunts and perhaps the sustenance of quantities of small fish.
+When it is considered that the bank extends a hundred miles from the
+shore, and that wherever the bottom is seen, it presents a moving
+picture of various animals gliding over the green surface of the
+vegetation, it is not too much to look forward to the time when a
+valuable fishery may be established on these shores. Even now, a boat
+with one or two men might be filled in a few hours."
+
+The island of Buache is admirably adapted for a fishing town. The
+anchorage close to its eastern shore in Cockburn Island is protected
+against all winds; and the island itself, of six or seven thousand
+acres, of a light sort of sand and loam, is well suited, as Mr. Fraser
+thinks, for any description of light garden crops. The side next the
+sea is fenced by a natural dyke of limestone, coveted with cypress,
+and in many places with an arborescent species of Metrosideros; and
+all the valleys are clothed with a gigantic species of Solanum, and a
+beautiful Brownonia. The soil in these thickets is a rich brown loam
+intermixed with blocks of limestone, and susceptible, Mr. Fraser says,
+of producing any description of crop. Fresh water may be had in all
+these valleys by digging to the depth of two feet. On this island
+Captain Stirling caused a garden to be planted and railed out; on
+which account he named it "Garden Island."
+
+On this island, Buache, or Garden (as the party named it) Captain
+Stirling left a cow, two ewes in lamb, and three goats, where, he
+observes, abundance of grass, and a large pool of water awaited them.
+They would be, at all events, perfectly free from any disturbance from
+the natives.
+
+Rottenest Island is the largest in this quarter, being about eight miles
+in length; it contains several saline lagoons, separated from the sea,
+on the north-east side, by a beach composed mostly of a single species
+of bivalve shell. Like Buache, it is covered with an abundant and
+vigorous vegetation, and a small species of kangaroo is said by
+Freycinet to be numerous upon it. Vlaming, who first discovered it,
+speaks in raptures of the beauties of this island, to which, from the
+multitude of rats, as he thought them to be, he gave the name of the
+"Rats' Nest." The French call this animal the _preamble ... long new_.
+
+It is not to be supposed that a hasty visit could enable the party
+to explore the mineralogical resources of the country. It appears,
+however, by a list of the soils and rock formations in Captain
+Stirling's report, that he brought home specimens of copper ore, of
+lead ore with silver, and also with arsenic, two species of magnetic
+iron, several varieties of granite, and chalcedony, and of limestone,
+with stalagmite incrustations, &c. The high cliffs of Cape Naturaliste
+abound with large masses of what Mr. Fraser calls "an extraordinary
+aggregate," containing petrifactions of bivalve and other marine
+shells, every particle of which was thickly incrusted with minute
+crystals. Here, too, he says, veins of iron of considerable thickness
+were seen to traverse the rock in various directions; and he speaks of
+the caverns formed in the minacious schistose between the granite
+and the limestone, as something very extraordinary. They contained
+rock-salt in large quantities, forming thick incrustations on every
+part of the surface, beautifully crystallized, and penetrating into
+the most compact parts of the rock. In many of these caverns were very
+brilliant stalactites and stalagmites of extraordinary size adhering
+to the nodules of granite which form their bases or floors, and which
+are from forty to fifty feet above the level of the sea.
+
+In several parts of the limestone formation, mineral springs were
+found; one in particular was noticed within half a mile of the
+entrance into Swan River. It bubbled out at the base of the solid rock
+in a stream, whose transverse area was measured by Captain Stirling,
+and found to be from six to seven feet, running at the rate of three
+feet in a second of time. It was thermal, saline, pleasant to the
+taste, and some, who partook of it, attributed to it an aperient
+quality.
+
+Such is the outline of a country on which the government have
+determined to establish a colony, and over which they have justly,
+and we think judiciously, appointed Captain Stirling to act as
+lieutenant-governor. The plan on which it is to be founded is, in our
+opinion, unobjectionable. It promises the most advantageous terms to
+qualified settlers, and deserves only to be known to ensure as many of
+the most respectable agriculturists as may in the first instance be
+desirable.
+
+In point of climate, this colony and New South Wales may perhaps be
+equally salubrious, though we are disposed to think that the western
+aspect and the sea-breezes may preponderate in favor of the new
+one;--this being, probably, milder, as the western sides of all
+continents and large islands are, than the eastern sides, in the
+winter,--while the refreshing breezes cool the air in the summer.
+"In my opinion," says Captain Stirling, "the climate, considered
+with reference to health, is highly salubrious. This opinion is
+corroborated by that of the surgeon of the Success, who states in his
+report to me on the subject, that, notwithstanding the great exposure
+of the people to fatigue, to night air in the neighbourhood of marshy
+grounds, and to other causes usually productive of sickness, he had
+not a case upon his sick list, except for slight complaints
+unconnected with climate."
+
+It likewise appears, from Captain Stirling's report, that the
+thermometer, in the hot months of January, February, and March,
+averaged, in the morning, about 60 deg.; at noon, about 78 deg.;
+and in the evening 65 deg. The barometer averaged about 30 deg.
+The weather generally fine,--some rain and showery weather, and
+occasionally thunder and lightning.
+
+In geographical position it has an incalculable advantage over New
+South Wales. In the first place, it is not only much more conveniently
+situated than that colony, but is much nearer to, and has much more
+easy means of communication with, every part of the civilized world,
+the east coast of America perhaps excepted. The passages to it from
+England, and from the Cape of Good Hope, are shortened by nearly a
+month, and the return voyages still more. The voyage from it to Madras
+and Ceylon is little more than three weeks at all times of the year,
+and only a month from those places to it; while for six months in the
+year, namely, from November to April, inclusive, when the western
+monsoons prevail on the northern coast of Australia, the passage from
+New South Wales through Torres Strait, always dangerous, is then
+utterly impracticable; and that through Bass's Strait nearly so to
+merchant vessels, on account of the westerly winds which blow through
+it at all times of the year, and which generally oblige them to go
+round the southern extremity of Van Nieman's Land. The Success frigate
+left Port Jackson on the 17th of January, and did not reach Cape
+Leeuwin till the 2nd of February, being six weeks and two days; and
+Captain Stirling observes, that the only chance, by which the passage
+could be accomplished at all, was by carrying a constant press of
+sail.
+
+One point of consideration,(says the writer of the "Hints,") in the
+proposed measure (although in reality of no essential importance to
+pecuniary success) is of considerable magnitude, as regards moral
+feeling and the pride of many--that is, there being no admission of
+convicts into the proposed colony! Without any illiberal sentiment,
+this is a disadvantage under which Port Jackson and Van Nieman's
+Land certainly suffer. Nevertheless these thriving colonies, in the
+course of thirty or forty years, have made surprising progress in
+agriculture, population, commerce and wealth. The situation of Port
+Jackson was the most distant from the mother country; its position
+was not peculiarly adapted to production or traffic with any part of
+the globe; therefore, the improvement can only be attributed to a
+favorable soil, free from the taxation of old European governments, a
+low fee cost, or a nominal pepper corn rent, which circumstances have
+not only been capable of maintaining those who adventured, but of
+yielding a profit for capital sufficient to induce others to pursue
+the same course.
+
+In the infancy of a colony, the certain maintenance of the settlers
+should be well established; and it is also right to know with what
+facility and at what cost, an adequate supply of necessaries,
+comforts, and even luxuries may be obtained. Adjacent, and favorably
+situated to Cockburn Sound, are the Mauritius, Cape of Good Hope,
+Timer, Java, Sumatra, and the East Indian Presidencies.
+
+_Rice_, from Java, can be obtained in five weeks, at or under 1_d_.
+per pound.
+
+The bantam fowls and China pigs at equally moderate prices.
+
+_Sugar_,[6] from the Mauritius, Java, or Calcutta, at 3_d_. per pound.
+
+ [6] Cunningham, in his account of New South Wales, recommends the
+ cultivation of sugar, but he acknowledges the latitude of 28°
+ scarcely sufficiently warm for the purpose, and enters into an
+ argument of economy, whether convicts or slaves would be the
+ cheapest mode of supplying labour; but this system would
+ alter the whole character of this proposed settlement in the
+ neighbourhood of Cockburn Sound, the great feature of which is
+ healthiness of the climate, and a fertility of the soil,
+ capable of producing useful exportable commodities, more than
+ sufficient to pay for tropical productions of luxury, raised
+ at an increased expense of life and slavery; and a very little
+ insight into foreign trade will show with what ease this may
+ be accomplished.
+
+
+_Coffee_, from Java, 4_d_. per pound.
+
+_Spices_, the production of the Moluccas, Celebees, &c. &c. at the
+lowest possible rate:--viz. pepper, nutmegs, cloves, &c.
+
+Algoa Bay, the Cape of Good Hope, furnishes cattle and sheep. The
+coast of Cockburn Sound and Swan and Canning Rivers, promises plenty
+of fish for the table--also, oil for use. Tea will not cost more than
+2_s_. 6_d_. per pound through Java; from whence stock of cattle,
+poultry and pigs can be added of the best quality.
+
+There is no intention in these remarks to shew the extent of
+production of which the soil and climate are capable; time and
+prosperity will be requisite to bring forward all their capabilities.
+Nothing, therefore, has been said of the articles grown in similar
+latitudes in Asia, and carried to Smyrna and other Turkish ports at
+immense distances, for export to England, France, and Holland. There
+is, however, no reason for supposing that silk, (equal to that of
+Brussa,) opium, madder roots, goats' wool, senna, gums, currants,
+raisins, and the highly esteemed Turkish tobacco, and various other
+productions, may not be cultivated to advantage half a century hence.
+But in the commencement, it is sufficient to look to _early, certain,
+and profitable returns_; without calculating upon chances of wealth,
+which may not be realized in the lifetime of the present adventurers.
+
+It remains only for us to offer a word of advice (says the writer
+in the _Quarterly Review_) to the multitudes who we understand are
+preparing to take their flight to this new land of Goshen,--which is
+this: that no one should _at present_ think of venturing on such a
+step, unless he can carry out with him, either in his own person or
+in his family or followers, the knowledge of agriculture, and the
+capability of agricultural labour. It is quite certain that, for the
+first few years, every settler must be mainly indebted for the means
+of subsistence of himself and family to the produce of the soil;
+beyond this the country itself, for the first year, will afford him
+nothing, with the exception, perhaps, of a little fish--the rest must
+be raised by the labour of the ploughman and the horticulturist. The
+only settlers, therefore, who can reasonably hope to thrive in the
+infant state of the colony must consist of this description of
+persons; any others, with very few exceptions, must inevitably
+be disappointed, if not irretrievably ruined. A clergyman, a
+schoolmaster, a land-surveyor, an apothecary, a few small tradesmen
+and fishermen, may reasonably expect employment and make themselves
+useful to the new community; as will also a limited number of
+house-carpenters, joiners, bricklayers, black-smiths, tailors,
+shoemakers, and common labourers, the latter being required to assist
+in building habitations; but the unproductive class, or idlers, had
+better wait a few years before they embark for a country where, as
+yet, there is neither hut nor hovel, and where the "_fruges consumere
+nati_" have unquestionably no place in society. We cannot forget what
+happened, when, a few years ago, the government resolved to send out,
+at a very considerable expense, a number of new settlers to improve
+and extend the agriculture of the Cape of Good Hope; giving allowances
+to the heads of parties, proportioned to their respective numbers.
+
+The persons best calculated for effecting the improvement of the
+colony, and, at the same time, their own condition, must be looked for
+among the English and Scotch farmers; these cannot fail. To such we
+would recommend not to encumber themselves, and incur a great and
+unnecessary expense, by carrying out live-stock from home, but to take
+them from the Cape of Good Hope. At Algoa Bay, which is perfectly safe
+for six months in the year, they may be supplied with every kind of
+domestic animal, in good condition, and at reasonable prices, which
+may be carried to their destination in the short space of twenty-eight
+days. Seed corn and the seeds of culinary vegetables may be taken from
+home; but of young plants of peaches, pomegranates, oranges, figs,
+and vines, it may be advisable to take a supply from the Cape of
+Good Hope. For these, and many other species of fruit, the climate is
+admirably adapted; and the vine, in particular, is just calculated for
+the limestone ridge which extends along the coast facing the western
+sun.
+
+It appears that apprehensions of interruption were once entertained
+from a prior settlement from France; these fears are however, removed
+by that nation having fixed on a point, to colonize, in latitude 25
+deg. south, (which is distant north of the Swan River 400 miles)
+called Shark's Bay, within which there is an inlet called Freycinet's
+Harbour. The country in this neighbourhood much resembles the western
+coast.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE AIR BALLOON.
+
+IN LAUDEM BULLAE AERO-NAUTICAE.
+
+
+ They may talk as they will
+ Of their steam-engine skill,
+ But, as sure as the sun shines at noon,
+ Straps, boilers, and springs
+ Are a wagon to wings,
+ Compared with the air-balloon.
+
+ If you're troubled with taxes,
+ You cross the Araxes,
+ Or fly to the plains of Hairoun;
+ In the height of the summer,
+ Cool as a cucumber,
+ You sit in your air-balloon.
+
+ The ladies, poor souls!
+ Once sent sighs to the poles;
+ We may now send the sighers as soon:
+ Painted canvass and gas
+ Whisk away with the lass,
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Our girls of fifteen
+ Will disdain Gretna Green,
+ The old coupler must soon cobble shoon;
+ With a wink to the captain,
+ The beauties are wrapt in
+ The car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Old fathers and mothers,
+ Grim uncles and brothers,
+ May hunt them from Janu'ry to June;
+ They are oft to the stars,
+ And in Venus or Mars
+ You may spy out their air-balloon
+
+ Your makers of rhyme
+ May at last grow sublime,
+ Inspired by a touch at the moon;
+ And lawyers may rise
+ For once to the skies,
+ In the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ Your ministers, soaring,
+ May shun all the boring
+ Of country and city baboon--
+ Or, like ministers' spouses,
+ Look down on both Houses--
+ From the car of the air-balloon.
+
+ The sweet six months' widow
+ Her weeds will abide, O,
+ No longer, nor cry "'Tis too soon!"
+ But range the skies over,
+ In search of a lover,
+ In the car of the air balloon.
+
+ If you wish for a singe-a
+ In Afric or India,
+ Or long for an Esquimaux' tune,
+ Or wish to go snacks
+ With the king of the blacks,--
+ Why,--call for your air-balloon.
+
+ If, on Teneriffe's Peak,
+ You'd wish for a steak,
+ Or dip in Vesuvius your spoon,
+ Or slip all the dog-days,
+ The rain-days, and fog-days,--
+ Go, call for your air-balloon.
+
+ Your doctors of physic
+ May banish the phthisic.
+ Your cook give you ice-creams in June--
+ If a dun's in the wind,
+ You may leave him behind,
+ And be off in your air-balloon.
+
+ On the top of the Andes,
+ Who's tortur'd with dandies?
+ On Potosi, who meets a buffoon?
+ But, for fear I'd get prosy,
+ I'll stop at Potosi,--
+ So, huzza for the air-balloon!
+
+_Monthly Magazine_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ALVISE SANUTO.
+
+_A Venetian Story_[7]
+
+
+ [7] The nobility of Venice were subject to the most rigorous
+ _surveillance_, and dearly paid, occasionally, for the small
+ degree of power conceded by the ducal house. The jealousy of
+ the government with regard to these men was carried to excess.
+ I may mention three regulations among the many that related to
+ them, as illustrative of the galling yoke that pressed on them,
+ amid all their pride and splendour. The first forbade them to
+ leave the dominions of the state without the special permission
+ of the council of ten; and this was granted with difficulty.
+ The second prohibited them from possessing foods and chattels
+ out of the state. This was with a view of preventing the danger
+ that might arise from attempts to betray the republic under an
+ idea of finding an asylum elsewhere. The third and most severe
+ decree forbade communication with foreign ambassadors, under
+ pain of death! The terror inspired by this was such, that not
+ only the ministers of the court, but their secretaries and
+ domestics, fled from the ambassadors as if they were infected
+ with the plague. This decree had numerous results, and among
+ others, one that was attended with truly tragical circumstances.
+
+
+Alvise Sanuto was a young man of whom his country entertained the
+proudest hopes. His courage had been gloriously tried in the battle of
+Lepanto, in which he had performed prodigies of valour. His prudence
+and foresight had been often the subject of admiration in the great
+council of the state. The old man, his father, esteemed him as the
+ornament and grace of his family: Venice pointed to him as one of her
+best citizens. Alvise was destined to fall by an infamous death.
+
+At that period both public and private manners were exceedingly
+severe. The ladies, who gave law to them, only issued from their homes
+to go to church, wrapped up in a veil which hid their face and figure.
+The balconies of the palaces still present signs of this ancient
+severity, the parapets being purposely made so high and large, as to
+render it difficult to see from them. Alvise had a heart of the most
+passionate and fiery nature; he felt the imperious sway of love, but
+as yet had met with no lady on whom he could bestow his affections.
+The arrival of the French ambassador at Venice, in great pomp, excited
+public curiosity. The manners of the strangers bore an aspect of
+perfect novelty to the inhabitants of the republic, as the ladies who
+accompanied Amalia, the ambassador's daughter, displayed a fire and
+vivacity, which to many seemed scandalous as well as astonishing.
+Amalia was in her seventeenth year, and to cultivated and sprightly
+powers of mind, added those French graces, which, if they do not
+constitute beauty, are still more effectual than beauty itself in
+seducing the beholder. Alvise saw her when she was presented to the
+Doge, and regarded her as a being more than human. He gazed on her as
+if beside himself; and what female could have beheld him without
+admiration? Amalia read in the noble countenance of Alvise what he
+felt at that moment; she was affected, and, for the first time, her
+heart palpitated within her bosom.
+
+Alvise from that day was another being. He knew his unhappy state, and
+that his misfortunes could end but with his life, since the severe and
+unyielding laws of his country rendered all hope chimerical of ever
+being united with the stranger lady. His ardent fancy suggested to
+attempt any means of again seeing her who was dearer to him than life.
+His abode was divided from that of the ambassador by a narrow canal.
+Having procured the assistance of a French domestic, he passed over
+to the palace, and secretly entered the chamber of Amalia.
+
+It was midnight; and the young lady, her own thoughts perhaps
+disturbed by love, had not yet laid down, but was seeking from prayer
+consolation and rest. She knelt before the image of the virgin, her
+hands clasped in the attitude of devotion; and Alvise, beholding her
+angelic countenance lit up by the uncertain light of the lamp, could
+not restrain an exclamation of surprise, which roused the maiden from
+her pious reverie. Struck with the sight of him, she at first fancied,
+according to the superstitious notions of the times, that he was a
+spirit sent by her evil genius to tempt her, and uttered some words
+of holy scripture by way of exorcism; when Alvise, advancing, threw
+himself at her feet, and before Amalia could speak, disclosed to her,
+in the most passionate terms, his love, the inconsiderate step he had
+taken, and the certain death that awaited him should he be discovered.
+
+Terror, rather than indignation, filled the breast of Amalia. "Oh,
+heavens!" she exclaimed, "what madness could prompt you thus to expose
+your own life and my reputation? Haste, fly from this spot, which you
+have profaned; and know, that if my heart recoils at your death (and
+here she gave a deep sigh,) yet at my cry those would appear who would
+not suffer your insult to pass unpunished," so saying, she pointed
+imperiously to the door.
+
+Alvise listened to her as if he had been struck down by lightning.
+"Then let me die!" he exclaimed, "for without you life is odious to
+me. You are just taking the first steps in this vale of tears; one
+day, however, your heart also will know the emotions of love, and
+then, then think of the unhappy Alvise; how great must have been his
+pangs, and how ardent his desire to terminate them!"
+
+He now made an effort to go away; but Amalia held him, while she said,
+"Alas! I seek not thy death: live, but forget me from this fatal
+moment." "To forget thee is impossible; to love thee is death: thy
+compassion would sweeten the last moments of my existence!" "Alvise!"
+exclaimed Amalia, weeping, "live, if only for my sake!" "Do you
+comprehend the force of these words?"
+
+She trembled at the question; but the idea of her lover dying in
+despair overcame all her scruples. "Yes, live for my sake," she
+repeated in an under tone.
+
+Unhappy beings! they were intoxicated with love, while the abyss was
+yawning beneath their feet. A spy of the state inquisition, who was
+going his rounds, saw Alvise enter the palace, and recognised him.
+Denounced before the dreadful tribunal, he was dragged thither
+that very morning. Convicted of entering the abode of the French
+ambassador, he was desired to explain his motives tor so doing, but
+remained obstinately silent. The members of the inquisition were
+confounded, accustomed as they were to see every thing yield before
+them, and reminded him that death would be the inevitable result of
+his silence. "Death," he replied, "had no terrors for me when I fought
+at Lepanto for the glory of my country and the salvation of Italy; on
+which day I proved, that under no circumstances could I ever become
+a traitor. I call heaven to witness that I am not one. But something
+dearer to me than life or fame now imposes silence on me."
+
+He was beheaded, and his body exposed between the two columns of the
+palace, with this inscription: "For offences against the statute." The
+populace were speechless at the sight, while his companions in arms,
+his relations and friends, abandoned themselves to despair. Venice
+presented one universal scene of mourning.
+
+On the evening of the fatal day, Amalia stood upon the terrace of her
+palace, overlooking the grand canal. She contemplated with pleasurable
+melancholy the calm and even course of the moon, whose modest light
+shone in the cloudless sky. Her thoughts were of Alvise. To divert
+them, she turned to gaze on a long procession of illuminated gondolas,
+from which she heard a strain of plaintive music, as if of prayers for
+the dead, A dreadful presentiment seized her heart; she inquired the
+purpose of the procession, and heard, with unspeakable terror, that it
+was the solemnization of the funeral rites of a Venetian nobleman, who
+had been beheaded for high treason. "His name?" cried the breathless
+girl, in almost unintelligible accents: "Alvise Sanuto."
+
+She fell, as if shot; and striking her head in the fall upon a
+projecting part of the terrace, was mortally wounded, and
+expired.--_Lettere su Venezia_--_Translated in the Oxford Literary
+Gaz._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+INDEPENDENCE
+
+
+Is the word, of all others, that Irish--men, women, and
+children--least understand; and the calmness, or rather indifference,
+with which they submit to dependence, bitter and miserable as it is,
+must be a source of deep regret to all "who love the land," or feel
+anxious to uphold the dignity of human kind. Let us select a few cases
+from our Irish village--such as are abundant in every neighbourhood.
+Shane Thurlough, "as dacent a boy," and Shane's wife, as
+"clane-skinned a girl," as any in the world. There is Shane, an
+active, handsome-looking fellow, leaning over the half-door of his
+cottage, kicking a hole in the wall with his brogue, and picking up
+all the large gravel within his reach to pelt the ducks with--those
+useful Irish scavengers. Let us speak to him. "Good morrow, Shane!"
+"Och! the bright bames of heaven on ye every day! and kindly welcome,
+my lady--and won't ye step in and rest--it's powerful hot, and a
+beautiful summer, sure--the Lord be praised!" "Thank you, Shane. I
+thought you were going to cut the hayfield to-day--if a heavy shower
+comes, it will be spoil'd; it has been fit for the sithe these two
+days." "Sure, it's all owing to that thief o' the world, Tom Parrel,
+my lady. Didn't he promise me the loan of his sithe; and, by the same
+token, I was to pay him for it; and _depinding_ on that, I didn't buy
+one, which I have been threatening to do for the last two years." "But
+why don't you go to Carrick and purchase one?" "To Carrick!--Och, 'tis
+a good step to Carrick, and my toes are on the ground (saving your
+presence,) for I _depindid_ on Tim Jarvis to tell Andy Cappler, the
+brogue-maker, to do my shoes; and, bad luck to him, the spalpeen! he
+forgot it." "Where's your pretty wife, Shane?" "She's in all the woe
+o' the world, Ma'am, dear. And she puts the blame of it on me, though
+I'm not in the faut this time, any how: the child's taken the small
+pock, and she _depindid_ on me to tell the doctor to cut it for the
+cow-pock, and I _depindid_ on Kitty Cackle, the limmer, to tell the
+doctor's own man, and thought she would not forget it, becase the
+boy's her bachelor--but out o' sight out o' mind--the never a word she
+tould him about it, and the babby has got it nataral, and the woman's
+in heart trouble (to say nothing o' myself;) and it the first, and
+all." "I am very sorry, indeed, for you have got a much better wife
+than most men." "That's a true word, my lady--only she's fidgetty like
+sometimes, and says I don't hit the nail on the head quick enough; and
+she takes a dale more trouble than she need about many a thing." "I do
+not think I ever saw Ellen's wheel without flax before, Shane?" "Bad
+cess to the wheel;--I got it this morning about that too--I _depinded_
+on John Williams to bring the flax from O'Flaharty's this day week,
+and he forgot it; and she says I ought to have brought it myself, and
+I close to the spot: but where's the good? says I, sure he'll bring
+it next time." "I suppose, Shane, you will soon move into the new
+cottage, at Clurn Hill. I passed it to-day, and it looked so cheerful;
+and when you get there, you must take Ellen's advice, and _depend_
+solely on yourself." "Och Ma'am, dear, don't mintion it--sure it's
+that makes me so down in the mouth, this very minit. Sure I saw that
+born blackguard, Jack Waddy, and he comes in here, quite innocent
+like"--"Shane, you've an eye to 'Squire's new lodge," says he. "Maybe
+I have," says I. "I am y'er man," says he. "How so?" says I. "Sure I'm
+as good as married to my lady's maid," said he; "and I'll spake to the
+'Squire for you, my own self." "The blessing be about you," says I,
+quite grateful,--and we took a strong cup on the strength of it; and
+_depinding_ on him, I thought all safe,--"and what d'ye think, my
+lady? Why, himself stalks into the place--talked the 'Squire over, to
+be sure--and without so much as by y'er lave, sates himself and his
+new wife on the laase in the house; and I may go whistle." "It was a
+great pity, Shane, that you didn't go yourself to Mr. Clurn." "That's
+a true word for ye, Ma'am, dear; but it's hard if a poor man can't
+have a frind to DEPIND on."--_Sketches of Irish Character, by Mrs.
+S.C. Hall_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+
+SHAKSPEARE
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+POTATOES.
+
+
+One is almost induced to imagine that certain orders of London
+conceive that "_takers_," as they commonly call them in their uncooked
+state, is a generical term; and that they only become entitled to the
+prefix of "_pot_," after they have been boiled.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+DINING LATE.
+
+
+A wag, on being told it was the fashion to dine later and later every
+day, said, "he supposed it would end at last in not dining till
+to-morrow!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MOORE'S LIFE OF BYRON.
+
+
+Moore has printed between three and four hundred pages of his Life of
+Lord Byron, which is interspersed with original letters and poems,
+of singular merit--after the manner of Mason's Life of Gray, and
+Hayley's Life of Cowper. Nearly the whole of the manuscript is in
+town, and the work, consisting of a thick 4to. volume, will be
+published during the season.--_Court Journal, No. 1_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PISTRUCCI.
+
+
+This gifted improvisatore (who is poet to the King's Theatre,)
+sometimes astonishes his acquaintance--especially if a new one--by
+holding his hand close over the flame of a candle, or an argand lamp,
+for several minutes together. It is a singular fact that several of
+the male branches of this family--of whom the unrivalled artist who
+cut the die of the sovereign, with the St. George upon it, is
+one--have one of their hands covered with a thick coat of horn-like
+matter, as hard as tortoiseshell, and perfectly insensible.--_Ibid._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WRITTEN EXTEMPORE IN A COPY OF COKE UPON LITTLETON, 1721.
+
+
+ O thou who labours't in this rugged mine,
+ Mays't thou to gold th' unpolish'd ore refine;
+ May each dark page unfold its haggard brow,
+ Fear not to reap, if thou canst dare to plough;
+ To tempt thy care may each revolving night,
+ Purses and maces glide before thy sight;
+ So when in times to come, advent'rous deed,
+ Thou shalt essay to speak, to look like Mead,
+ When ev'n the bay and rose shall cease to shade
+ With martial air the honours of thy head,
+ When the full wig thy visage shall enclose,
+ And only give to view thy learned nose,
+ Safely thou may'st defy beaux, wits, and scoffers,
+ And tenant in fee simple stuff thy coffers.
+
+T.H.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement,
+and Instruction., by Various
+
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