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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11341 ***</div>
+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, Vol. 10, Issue 282, November 10, 1827, by Various</h1>
+<br />
+<br />
+<center><b>E-text prepared by Jonathan Ingram, Sandra Bannatyne, David King,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team</b></center>
+<br />
+<br />
+<hr class="full" />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page313" id="page313"></a>[pg
+313]</span>
+<h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+OF<br />
+LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+<hr class="full" />
+<table width="100%" summary="Volume, Number, and Date">
+<tr>
+<td align="left"><b>Vol. X. No. 282.]</b></td>
+<td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1827.</b></td>
+<td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>Architectural Illustrations.</h2>
+<h3>No. III.</h3>
+<hr />
+<h3>HANOVER TERRACE, REGENT'S PARK.</h3>
+<div class="figure" style="width:100%;"><a href=
+"images/282-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/282-1.png" alt=
+"Hanover Terrace, Regent's Park" /></a></div>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page314" id="page314"></a>[pg
+314]</span>
+<p>"The architectural spirit which has arisen in London since the
+late peace, and ramified from thence to every city and town of the
+empire, will present an era in our domestic history." Such is the
+opinion of an intelligent writer in a recent number of Brande's
+"Quarterly Journal;" and he goes on to describe the new erections
+in the Regent's Park as the "dawning of a new and better taste, and
+in comparison with that which preceded it, a just subject of
+national exultation;" in illustration of which fact we have
+selected the subjoined view of <i>Hanover Terrace</i>, being the
+last group on the left of the York-gate entrance, and that next
+beyond Sussex-place, distinguishable by its cupola tops.</p>
+<p>Hanover Terrace, unlike Cornwall and other terraces of the
+Regent's Park, is somewhat raised from the level of the road, and
+fronted by a shrubbery, through which is a carriage-drive. The
+general effect of the terrace is pleasing; and the pediments,
+supported on an arched rustic basement by fluted Doric columns, are
+full of richness and chaste design; the centre representing an
+emblematical group of the arts and sciences, the two ends being
+occupied with antique devices; and the three surmounted with
+figures of the Muses. The frieze is also light and simply elegant.
+The architect is Mr. Nash, to whose classic taste the Regent's Park
+is likewise indebted for other interesting architectural
+groups.</p>
+<p>Altogether, Hanover Terrace may be considered as one of the most
+splendid works of the neighbourhood, and it is alike characteristic
+of British opulence, and of the progressive improvement of national
+taste. On the general merits of these erections we shall avail
+ourselves of the author already quoted, inasmuch as his remarks are
+uniformly distinguished by moderation and good taste.</p>
+<p>"Regent's Park, and its circumjacent buildings, promise, in few
+years, to afford something like an equipoise to the boasted
+<i>Palace-group</i> of Paris. If the plan already acted upon is
+steadily pursued, it will present a union of rural and
+architectural beauty on a scale of greater magnificence than can be
+found in any other place. The variety is here in the detached
+groups, and not as formerly in the individual dwellings, by which
+all unity and grandeur of effect was, of course, annihilated. These
+groups, undoubtedly, will not always bear the eye of a severe
+critic, but altogether they exhibit, perhaps, as much beauty as can
+easily be introduced into a collection of dwelling-houses of
+moderate size. Great care has been, taken to give something of a
+classical air to every composition; and with this object, the
+deformity of <i>door-cases</i> has been in most cases excluded, and
+the entrances made from behind. The Doric and Ionic orders have
+been chiefly employed; but the Corinthian, and even the Tuscan, are
+occasionally introduced. One of these groups is finished with
+domes; but this is an attempt at magnificence which, on so small a
+scale, is not deserving of imitation."</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>THE ISLE OF SHEPPEY.</h3>
+<h4>(<i>To the Editor of the Mirror.</i>)</h4>
+<p>SIR,&mdash;Under the <i>Arcana of Science</i>, in your last
+Number, I observed an account of the inroads made by the sea on the
+Isle of Sheppey, together with the exhumation there of numerous
+animal and vegetable remains. As an additional fact I inform you,
+that, at about three hundred feet below the surface of the
+sand-bank, (of which the island is composed,) there is a vast
+prostrate antediluvian forest, masses of which are being
+continually developed by the influence of marine agency, and
+exhibit highly singular appearances. When the workmen were employed
+some years back in sinking a well to supply the garrison with
+water, the aid of gunpowder was required to blast the fossil
+timber, it having attained, by elementary action and the repose of
+ages, the hard compactness of rock or granite stone. Aquatic
+productions also appear to observation in their natural shape and
+proportion, with the advantage of high preservation, to facilitate
+the study of the inquiring philosopher. I have seen entire
+lobsters, eels, crabs, &amp;c. all transformed into perfect
+lapidifications. Many of these interesting bodies have been
+selected, and at the present time tend to enrich the elaborate
+collections of the Museum of London and the Institute of France.
+During the winter of 1825, in examining a piece of petrified wood,
+which I had picked up on the shore, we discovered a very minute
+aperture, barely the size of a pin-hole, and on breaking the
+substance by means of a large hammer, to our surprise and regret we
+crushed a small reptile that was concealed inside, and which, in
+consequence, we were unfortunately prevented from restoring to its
+original shape. The body was of a circular shape and iron coloured;
+but from the blood which slightly moistened the face of the
+instrument, we were satisfied it must have been animated. I showed
+the fragments of both to a gentleman in the island, who, like
+myself, lamented the accident, as it had, in all likelihood,
+deprived science of forming some valuable <span class=
+"pagenum"><a name="page315" id="page315"></a>[pg 315]</span>
+(perhaps) deductions on this incarcerated, or (if I may be allowed
+the expression) compound phenomenon. I have merely related the
+above incident in order to show the possibility of there being
+other creatures accessible to discovery under similar
+circumstances, and in their nature, perhaps homogeneous. I left the
+island next day, and therefore had no further opportunities of
+confirming such an opinion; but the place itself abounds with
+substances which would authorize such conjectures.</p>
+<p>D. A. P.<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href=
+"#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a></p>
+<hr />
+<h3>ANTICIPATED FRENCH MILLENNIUM, OR THE PARISIAN "TRIVIA."</h3>
+<h4>(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)</h4>
+<blockquote>
+<p>"Travellers of that rare tribe, Who've <i>seen</i> the countries
+they describe."</p>
+<p>HANNAH MORE.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When daudling diligences drag</p>
+<p class="i2">Their lumbering length along<a id="footnotetag2"
+name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> no
+more&mdash;</p>
+<p>That odd anomaly!&mdash;or wag</p>
+<p class="i2">Gon call'd, or coach&mdash;a misnomer<a id=
+"footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href=
+"#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a>&mdash;</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>That Cerberus three-bodied! and</p>
+<p class="i2">That Cerberus of music!</p>
+<p>Such rattle with their nine-in-hand!</p>
+<p class="i2">O, Cerbere, an tu sic?</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When this, (and of Long Acre wits</p>
+<p class="i2">To rival this would floor some!)</p>
+<p>When this at last the Frenchman quits.</p>
+<p class="i2">Then! then is the <i>age d'or</i> come!</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When coxcomb waiters know their trade,</p>
+<p class="i2">Nor mix their sauces<a id="footnotetag4" name=
+"footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> with
+cookey's;</p>
+<p>When John's no longer chamber maid,</p>
+<p class="i2">And printed well a book is.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When sorrel, garlic, dirty knife,</p>
+<p class="i2"><i>Et cetera</i>, spoil no dinners&mdash;</p>
+<p>(The punishment is after life,</p>
+<p class="i2">Are cooks to punish sinners?)</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When bucks are safe, nor streets display</p>
+<p class="i2">A sea Mediterranean;<a id="footnotetag5" name=
+"footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a></p>
+<p>When Cloacina wends her way</p>
+<p class="i2">In streamlet sub-terranean.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When houses, inside well as out,</p>
+<p class="i2">Are clean,<a id="footnotetag6" name=
+"footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a> and
+servants civil;<a id="footnotetag7" name=
+"footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a></p>
+<p>When dice (if e'er 'twill be I doubt)</p>
+<p class="i2">Send fewer&mdash;to the devil.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When riot ends, and comfort reigns,</p>
+<p class="i2">Right English comfort<a id="footnotetag8" name=
+"footnotetag8"></a><a href=
+"#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a>&mdash;players</p>
+<p>Are fetter'd with no rhythmic<a id="footnotetag9" name=
+"footnotetag9"></a><a href="#footnote9"><sup>9</sup></a>
+chains&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">French priests repeat French prayers.<a id=
+"footnotetag10" name="footnotetag10"></a><a href=
+"#footnote10"><sup>10</sup></a></p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>When Palais Royal vice subsides,<a id="footnotetag11" name=
+"footnotetag11"></a><a href="#footnote11"><sup>11</sup></a></p>
+<p class="i2">(Who plays there's a complete ass&mdash;)</p>
+<p>When footpaths grow on highway sides<a id="footnotetag12" name=
+"footnotetag12"></a><a href=
+"#footnote12"><sup>12</sup></a>&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">Then! then's the Aurea-&AElig;tas!</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>There, France, I leave thee.&mdash;Jean Taureau!<a id=
+"footnotetag13" name="footnotetag13"></a><a href=
+"#footnote13"><sup>13</sup></a></p>
+<p class="i2">What think'st thou of thy neighbours?</p>
+<p>Or (what I own I'd rather know)</p>
+<p class="i2">What&mdash;think'st thou of MY LABOURS?</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>A TRAVELLER OF 1827, (W. P.)</p>
+<p><i>Carshalton</i>.</p>
+<hr />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page316" id="page316"></a>[pg
+316]</span>
+<h3>CARRYING THE TAR BARRELS AT BROUGH, WESTMORELAND.</h3>
+<h4>(<i>To the Editor of the Mirror.</i>)</h4>
+<p>SIR,&mdash;In the haste in which I wrote my last account of the
+carrying of "tar barrels" in Westmoreland,<a id="footnotetag14"
+name="footnotetag14"></a><a href="#footnote14"><sup>14</sup></a>
+(owing to the pressure of time,) I omitted some most interesting
+information, and I think I cannot do better than supply the
+deficiency this year.</p>
+<p>As I said before, the day is prepared for, about a month
+previously&mdash;the townsmen employ themselves in hagging furze
+for the "bon-fire," which is situated in an adjoining field.
+Another party go round to the different houses, grotesquely
+attired, supplicating contributions for the "tar barrels," and at
+each house, after receiving a donation, chant a few doggerel verses
+and huzza! It is, however, well that people should contribute
+towards defraying the expense, for if they do not get enough money
+they commit sad depredations, and if any one is seen carrying a
+barrel they wrest it from him.</p>
+<p>For my part, I liked the "watch night" the best, and if it were
+possible to keep sober, one might enjoy the fun&mdash;sad havoc
+indeed was then made among the poultry&mdash;when ducks and fowls
+were crackling before the fire all night; in fact, a few previous
+days were regular shooting days, and the little birds were killed
+by scores. But ere morning broke in upon them, many of the merry
+group were lying in a beastly state under the chairs and tables, or
+others had gone to bed; but this is what <i>they</i> called
+spending a <i>merry night</i>. The day arrives, and a whole troop
+of temporary soldiers assemble in the town at 10 P.M. with their
+borrowed instruments and dresses, and <i>a real Guy</i>,&mdash;not
+a <i>paper one</i>,&mdash;but a <i>living one</i>&mdash;a regular
+painted old fellow, I assure you, with a pair of boots like the
+Ogre's seven leagued, seated on an ass, with the mob continually
+bawling out, "there's a <i>par</i> o'ye!"</p>
+<p>Thus they parade the town&mdash;one of the head leaders knocks
+at the door&mdash;repeats the customary verses, while the other
+holds a silken purse for the cash, which they divide amongst them
+after the expenses are paid&mdash;and a pretty full purse they get
+too. In the evening so anxious are they to fire the stack, that
+lanterns may be seen glimmering in all parts of the field like so
+many will-o'-the-wisps; then follow the tar barrels, and after this
+boisterous amusement the scene closes, save the noise throughout
+the night, and for some nights after of the drunken people, who
+very often repent their folly by losing their situations.</p>
+<p>Now, respecting the origin of this custom, I merely, by way of
+hint, submit, that in the time of Christian martyrdom, as tar
+barrels were used for the "burning at the stake" to increase the
+ravages of the flame:&mdash;the custom is derived,&mdash;out of
+rejoicings for the abolition of the horrid practice, and this they
+show by carrying them on their heads (as represented at page 296,
+vol. 8.), but you may treat this suggestion as you please, and
+perhaps have the kindness to substitute your own, or inquire into
+it.</p>
+<p>W. H. H.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>CUSTOM OF BAKING SOUR CAKES.</h3>
+<h4>(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)</h4>
+<p>Rutherglen, in the county of Lanarkshire, has long been famous
+for the singular custom of baking what are called sour cakes. About
+eight or ten days before St. Luke's fair (for they are baked at no
+other time in the year), a certain quantity of oatmeal is made into
+dough with warm water, and laid up in a vessel to ferment. Being
+brought to a proper degree of fermentation and consistency, it is
+rolled up into balls proportionable to the intended largeness of
+the cakes. With the dough is commonly mixed a small quantity of
+sugar, and a little aniseed or cinnamon. The baking is executed by
+women only; and they seldom begin their work till after sunset, and
+a night or two before the fair. A large space of the house, chosen
+for the purpose, is marked out by a line drawn upon it. The area
+within is considered as consecrated ground, and is not, by any of
+the bystanders, to be touched with impunity. The transgression
+incurs a small fine, which is always laid out in drink for the use
+of the company. This hallowed spot, is occupied by six or eight
+women, all of whom, except the toaster, seat themselves on the
+ground, in a circular form, having their feet turned towards the
+fire. Each of them is provided with a bakeboard about two feet
+square, which they hold on their knees. The woman who toasts the
+cakes, which is done on an iron plate suspended over the fire, is
+called the queen, or bride, and the rest are called her maidens.
+These are distinguished from one another by names given them for
+the occasion. She who sits next the fire, towards the east, is
+called the todler; her companion on the left hand is called
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page317" id="page317"></a>[pg
+317]</span> the trodler;<a id="footnotetag15" name=
+"footnotetag15"></a><a href="#footnote15"><sup>15</sup></a> and the
+rest have arbitrary names given them by the bride, as Mrs. Baker,
+best and worst maids, &amp;c. The operation is begun by the todler,
+who takes a ball of the dough, forms it into a cake, and then casts
+it on the bakeboard of the trodler, who beats it out a little
+thinner. This being done, she, in her turn, throws it on the board
+of her neighbour; and thus it goes round, from east to west, in the
+direction of the course of the sun, until it comes to the toaster,
+by which time it is as thin and smooth as a sheet of paper. The
+first cake that is cast on the girdle is usually named as a gift to
+some man who is known to have suffered from the infidelity of his
+wife, from a superstitious notion, that thereby the rest will be
+preserved from mischance. Sometimes the cake is so thin, as to be
+carried by the current of the air up into the chimney. As the
+baking is wholly performed by the hand, a great deal of noise is
+the consequence. The beats, however, are not irregular, nor
+destitute of an agreeable harmony, especially when they are
+accompanied with vocal music, which is frequently the case. Great
+dexterity is necessary, not only to beat out the cakes with no
+other instrument than the hand, so that no part of them shall be
+thicker than another, but especially to cast them from one board to
+another without ruffling or breaking them. The toasting requires
+considerable skill; for which reason the most experienced person in
+the company is chosen for that part of the work. One cake is sent
+round in quick succession to another, so that none of the company
+is suffered to be idle. The whole is a scene of activity, mirth,
+and diversion. As there is no account, even by tradition itself,
+concerning the origin of this custom, it must be very ancient. The
+bread thus baked was, doubtless, never intended for common use. It
+is not easy to conceive how mankind, especially in a rude age,
+would strictly observe so many ceremonies, and be at so great pains
+in making a cake, which, when folded together, makes but a scanty
+mouthful.<a id="footnotetag16" name="footnotetag16"></a><a href=
+"#footnote16"><sup>16</sup></a> Besides, it is always given away in
+presents to strangers who frequent the fair. The custom seems to
+have been originally derived from paganism, and to contain not a
+few of the sacred rites peculiar to that impure religion; as the
+leavened dough, and the mixing it with sugar and spices, the
+consecrated ground, &amp;c.; but the particular deity, for whose
+honour these cakes were at first made, is not, perhaps, easy to
+determine. Probably it was no other than the one known in Scripture
+(Jer. 7 ch. 18 v.) by the name of the Queen of Heaven, and to whom
+cakes were likewise kneaded by women.</p>
+<p>J. S. W.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>SONG.</h3>
+<h4>FROM METASTATIO.</h4>
+<h4>(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)</h4>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>How in the depth of winter rude</p>
+<p class="i2">A lovely flower is prized,</p>
+<p>Which in the month of April view'd,</p>
+<p class="i2">Perhaps has been despised.</p>
+<p>How fair amid the shades of night</p>
+<p class="i2">Appears the stars' pale ray;</p>
+<p>Behold the sun's more dazzling light,</p>
+<p class="i2">It quickly fades away.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>E. L. I.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>THE ORIGIN OF PETER'S PENCE.</h3>
+<h4>(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)</h4>
+<p>The custom of paying "Peter's pence" is of Saxon origin; and
+they continued to be paid by the inhabitants of England, till the
+abolition of the Papal power. The event by which their payment was
+enacted is as follows:&mdash;Ethelbert, king of the east angles,
+having reigned single some time, thought fit to take a wife; for
+this purpose he came to the court of Offa, king of Mercia, to
+desire his daughter in marriage. Queenrid, consort of Offa, a
+cruel, ambitious, and blood-thirsty woman, who envied the retinue
+and splendour of the unsuspicious king, resolved in some manner to
+have him murdered, before he left their court, hoping by that to
+gain his immense riches; for this purpose she, with her malicious
+and fascinating arts, overcame the king&mdash;her husband, which
+she most cunningly effected, and, under deep disguises, laid open
+to him her portentous design; a villain was therefore hired, named
+Gimberd, who was to murder the innocent prince. The manner in which
+the heinous crime was effected was as cowardly as it was fatal:
+under the chair of state in which Ethelbert sat, a deep pit was
+dug; at the bottom of it was placed the murderer; the unfortunate
+king was then let through a trap-door into the pit; his fear
+overcame him so much, that he did not attempt resistance. Three
+months after this, Queenrid died, when circumstances convinced Offa
+of the innocence of Ethelbert; he therefore, to appease his guilt,
+built St. Alban's monastery, gave one-tenth part of his goods to
+the poor, and went in penance to Rome&mdash;where <span class=
+"pagenum"><a name="page318" id="page318"></a>[pg 318]</span> he
+gave to the Pope a penny for every house in his dominions, which
+were afterwards called <i>Rome shot</i>, or <i>Peter's pence</i>,
+and given by the inhabitants of England, &amp;c. till 1533, when
+Henry VIII. shook off the authority of the Pope in this
+country.</p>
+<p>T.C.</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>ARCANA OF SCIENCE.</h2>
+<hr />
+<h3><i>Black and White Swans.</i></h3>
+<p>A few weeks since a <i>black swan</i> was killed by his white
+companions, in the neighbourhood of London. Of this extraordinary
+circumstance, an eye-witness gives the following
+account:&mdash;</p>
+<p>I was walking, between four and five o'clock on Saturday
+afternoon, in the Regent's Park, when my attention was attracted by
+an unusual noise on the water, which I soon ascertained to arise
+from a furious attack made by two white swans on the solitary black
+one. The <i>allied</i> couple pursued with the greatest ferocity
+the unfortunate <i>rara avis</i>, and one of them succeeded in
+getting the neck of his enemy between his bill, and shaking it
+violently. The poor black with difficulty extricated himself from
+this murderous grasp, hurried on shore, tottered a few paces from
+the water's edge, and fell. His death appeared to be attended with
+great agony, stretching his neck in the air, fluttering his wings,
+and attempting to rise from the ground. At length, after about five
+minutes of suffering, he made a last effort to rise, and fell with
+outstretched neck and wings. One of the keepers came up at the
+moment, and found the poor bird dead. It is remarkable, that his
+foes never left the water in pursuit, but continued sailing up and
+down to the spot wherein their victim fell, with every feather on
+end, and apparently proud of their conquest.</p>
+<h3><i>Fascination of Snakes.</i></h3>
+<p>I have often heard stories about the power that snakes have to
+charm birds and animals, which, to say the least, I always treated
+with the coldness of scepticism, nor could I believe them until
+convinced by ocular demonstration. A case occurred in
+Williamsburgh, Massachussets, one mile south of the house of public
+worship, by the way-side, in July last. As I was walking in the
+road at noon-day, my attention was drawn to the fence by the
+fluttering and hopping of a robin red-breast, and a cat-bird,
+which, upon my approach, flew up, and perched on a sapling two or
+three rods distant; at this instant a large black snake reared his
+head from the ground near the fence. I immediately stepped back a
+little, and sat down upon an eminence; the snake in a few moments
+slunk again to the earth, with a calm, placid appearance; and the
+birds soon after returned, and lighted upon the ground near the
+snake, first stretching their wings upon the ground, and spreading
+their tails, they commenced fluttering round the snake, drawing
+nearer at almost every step, until they stepped near or across the
+snake, which would often move a little, or throw himself into a
+different posture, apparently to seize his prey; which movements, I
+noticed, seemed to frighten the birds, and they would veer off a
+few feet, but return again as soon as the snake was motionless. All
+that was wanting for the snake to secure the victims seemed to be,
+that the birds should pass near his head, which they would probably
+have soon done, but at this moment a wagon drove up and stopped.
+This frightened the snake, and it crawled across the fence into the
+grass: notwithstanding, the birds flew over the fence into the
+grass also, and appeared to be bewitched, to flutter around their
+charmer, and it was not until an attempt was made to kill the snake
+that the birds would avail themselves of their wings, and fly into
+a forest one hundred rods distant. The movements of the birds while
+around the snake seemed to be voluntary, and without the least
+constraint; nor did they utter any distressing cries, or appear
+enraged, as I have often seen them when squirrels, hawks, and
+mischievous boys attempted to rob their nests, or catch their young
+ones; but they seemed to be drawn by some allurement or enticement,
+and not by any constraining or provoking power; indeed, I
+thoroughly searched all the fences and trees in the vicinity, to
+find some nest or young birds, but could find none. What this
+fascinating power is, whether it be the look or effluvium, or the
+singing by the vibration of the tail of the snake, or anything
+else, I will not attempt to determine&mdash;possibly this power may
+be owing to different causes in different kinds of snakes. But so
+far as the black snake is concerned, <i>it seems to be nothing more
+than an enticement or allurement with which the snake is endowed to
+procure his fowl</i>.&mdash;<i>Professor Silliman's
+Journal</i>.</p>
+<h3><i>Boring Marine Animals.</i></h3>
+<p>The most destructive of these is the <i>Teredo Navalis</i>, a
+fine specimen of which was exhibited at a recent meeting of the
+Portsmouth Philosophical Society. This animal has been said to
+extend the whole length of the boring tube; but this assertion is
+erroneous, since the tubes are formed <span class=
+"pagenum"><a name="page319" id="page319"></a>[pg 319]</span> by a
+secretion from the body of the animal, and are often many feet in
+length, and circuitous in their course. This was shown to be the
+fact, by a large piece of wood pierced in all directions. The
+manner in which it affects its passage, and the interior of the
+tubes, were also described. The assertion that the <i>Teredo</i>
+does not attack teak timber was disproved; and its destructive
+ravages on the bottom of ships exemplified, by a relation of the
+providential escape of his majesty's ship Sceptre, which having
+lost some copper from off her bows, the timbers were pierced
+through to such an extent as to render her incapable of pursuing
+her voyage without repair.</p>
+<h3><i>Anthracite, or Stone Coal.</i></h3>
+<p>Professor Silliman's last journal contains a very important
+article, illustrative of the practical application of this mineral;
+and the vast quantities of it that may be found in Great Britain
+renders the information highly valuable to our manufacturing
+interests. In no part of the world is anthracite, so valuable in
+the arts and for economical purposes, found so abundantly as in
+Pennsylvania. For the manufacture of iron this fuel is peculiarly
+advantageous, as it embraces little sulphur or other injurious
+ingredients; produces an intense steady heat; and, for most
+operations, it is equal, if not superior to coke. Bar iron,
+anchors, chains, steamboat machinery, and wrought-iron of every
+description, has more tenacity and malleability, with less waste of
+metal, when fabricated by anthracite, than by the aid of bituminous
+coal or charcoal, with a diminution of fifty per cent. in the
+expense of labour and fuel. For breweries, distilleries, and the
+raising of steam, anthracite coal is decidedly preferable to other
+fuel, the heat being more steady and manageable, and the boilers
+less corroded by sulphureous acid, while no bad effects are
+produced by smoke and bitumen. The anthracite of Pennsylvania is
+located between the Blue Bridge and Susquehannah; and has not
+hitherto been found in other parts of the state, except in the
+valley of Wyoming.</p>
+<h3><i>Holly Hedges.</i></h3>
+<p>At Tynningham, the residence of the Earl of Harrington, are
+holly hedges extending 2,952 yards, in some cases 13 feet broad and
+25 feet high. The age of these hedges is something more than a
+century. At the same place are individual trees of a size quite
+unknown in these southern districts. One tree measures 5 feet 3 in.
+in circumference at 3 feet from the ground; the stem is clear of
+branches to the height of 14 feet, and the total height of the tree
+is 54 feet. At Colinton House, the seat of Sir David Forbes;
+Hopetown House, and Gordon Castle are also several large groups of
+hollies, apparently planted by the hand of Nature.&mdash;<i>Trans.
+Horticultural Society</i>.</p>
+<h3><i>Egg Plants.</i></h3>
+<p>In this country, the egg plant, brinjal, or aubergine, is
+chiefly cultivated as a curiosity; but in warmer climates, where
+its growth is attended with less trouble, it is a favourite article
+of the kitchen garden. In the form of fritters, or farces, or in
+soups, it is frequently brought to table in all the southern parts
+of Europe, and forms a pleasant variety of
+esculent.&mdash;<i>Ibid.</i></p>
+<h3><i>Vinegar made from Black Ants.</i></h3>
+<p>It is singular enough, that a discovery of modern chemistry
+should long have been practically employed in some parts of Norway,
+for the purpose of making vinegar from a large species of black
+ant. The method employed in Norlanden is simply this: they first
+collect a sufficient quantity of these little animals, by plunging
+a bottle partly filled with water up to the neck in one of the
+large ant-hills; into which they naturally creep, and are drowned.
+The contents are then boiled together, and the acid thus produced
+is made use of by the inhabitants as <i>vinegar</i>, being strong
+and good.</p>
+<h3><i>Soil for Fruit Trees.</i></h3>
+<p>Low grounds that form the banks of rivers are, of all others,
+the best adapted for the growth of fruit trees; the alluvial soil
+of which they are composed, being an intermixture of the richest
+and most soluble parts of the neighbouring lands, with a portion of
+animal and vegetable matter, affording an inexhaustible store of
+nourishment&mdash;<i>Trans. Horticultural Society</i>.</p>
+<h3><i>Watch Alarum.</i></h3>
+<p>A patent has recently been procured for a most useful appendage
+to a watch, for giving alarm at any hour during the night. Instead
+of encumbering a watch designed to be worn in the pocket with the
+striking apparatus, (by which it would be increased to double the
+ordinary thickness), this ingenious invention has the alarum or
+striking part detached, and forming a bed on which the watch is to
+be laid; a communication being made by a lever, projecting through
+the watch case, to connect the works. This appendage is described
+to be applicable to any watch of the usual construction, and is by
+no means expensive.</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page320" id="page320"></a>[pg
+320]</span>
+<h2>THE MONTHS.</h2>
+<div class="figure" style="width:50%;"><a href=
+"images/282-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/282-2.png" alt=
+"" /></a></div>
+<h3>NOVEMBER.</h3>
+<p>November is associated with gloom, inasmuch as its days and
+nights are, for the most part, sullen and sad. But the transition
+to this gloom is slow, gradual, and almost imperceptible. The
+mornings of the month are generally foggy, and are thus described
+by a modern poet:&mdash;</p>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>"Not pleasureless the morn, when dismal fog</p>
+<p>Rolls o'er the dewy plain, or thin mist drives;</p>
+<p>When the lone timber's saturated branch</p>
+<p>Drips freely."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>In the progress of day,</p>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>"Shorn of his glory through the dim profound,</p>
+<p>With melancholy aspect looks the orb</p>
+<p>Of stifled day, and while he strives to pierce</p>
+<p>And dissipate the slow reluctant gloom,</p>
+<p>Seems but a rayless globe, an autumn moon,</p>
+<p>That gilds opaque the purple zone of eve,</p>
+<p>And yet distributes of her thrifty beam.</p>
+<p>Lo! now he conquers; now, subdued awhile,</p>
+<p>Awhile subduing, the departed mist</p>
+<p>Yields in a brighter beam, or darker clouds</p>
+<p>His crimson disk obscure."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>The country has now exchanged its refreshing varieties of greens
+for the hues of saffron, russet, and dark brown. "The trees," says
+an amusing observer of nature, "generally lose their leaves in the
+following succession:&mdash;walnut, mulberry, horse-chestnut,
+sycamore, lime, ash, then, after an interval, elm:</p>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>"&mdash;&mdash;'To him who walks</p>
+<p>Now in the sheltered mead, loud roars above,</p>
+<p>Among the naked branches of the elm,</p>
+<p>Still freshening as the hurried cloud departs,</p>
+<p>The strong Atlantic gale.'</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>"Then beech and oak, then apple and peach trees, sometimes not
+till the end of November; and lastly, pollard-oaks and young
+beeches, which retain their withered leaves till pushed off by the
+new ones in spring."</p>
+<p>The rural economy of the month is thus described by the same
+writer:&mdash;"The farmer endeavours to finish his ploughing this
+month, and then lays up his instruments for the spring. Cattle are
+kept in the yard or stable, sheep turned into the turnip-field, or
+in bad weather fed with hay, bees moved under shelter, and pigeons
+fed in the dove-house."</p>
+<p>The gardens, for the most part, begin to show the wear of
+desolation, and but little of their floral pride remains without
+doors. Meanwhile, a mimic garden is displayed within, and the
+hyacinth, narcissus, &amp;c. are assembled there to gladden us with
+anticipations of the coming spring.</p>
+<p>Though sombre and drear, a November day is a <i>carnival</i> for
+the reflective observer; the very falling of the leaves,
+intercepted in their descent by a little whirl or hurricane, is to
+him a feast of meditation, and "the soul, dissolving, as it were,
+into a spirit of melancholy enthusiasm, acknowledges that silent
+pathos, which governs without subduing the heart."&mdash;"This
+season, so sacred to the enthusiast, has been, in all ages,
+selected by the poet and the moralist, as a theme for poetic
+description and moral reflection;" and we may add that amidst such
+scenes, Newton drew the most glorious problem of his philosophy,
+and Bishop Horne his simple but pathetic lines on the "Fall of the
+Leaf,"&mdash;lessons of nature which will still find their way to
+the hearts of mankind, when the more subtle workings of speculative
+philosophy shall be forgotten with their promoters.</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page321" id="page321"></a>[pg
+321]</span>
+<h2>SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2>
+<h3>THE ROBBER SPATOLINO.</h3>
+<p>The history of Spatolino exhibits rather the character of a man
+bred where men are in a state of nature, than of one born in the
+midst of an old European state. This extraordinary character,
+furiously irritated against the French, who had invaded Italy,
+desperately bent himself upon revenge, and directed his attacks
+unceasingly upon their battalions. He might perhaps have become a
+great general, had he entered the military profession: had he
+received a competent education, he might have been a virtuous and
+eminent citizen. His first crime was an act of vengeance, and all
+his following delinquencies flowed from the same source. An
+enthusiastic feeling placed the blade in his hand against the
+invaders of the Roman States, and a superior sagacity aided his
+terrible energies. He died stigmatised with the titles of brigand
+and assassin; but the French, on whom he had exercised the most
+striking acts of revenge, were his judges, his accusers, and
+executioners. In all his acts the man of courage could be
+distinguished, finding resources, in whatever dangers, in his own
+genius. He never was a traitor himself, although often betrayed by
+his most intimate friends. His vindictive exploits were prompt and
+terrible. The French greatly dreaded him. His life presents traits
+truly romantic; sometimes they may appear exaggerated; but his
+history is from an authentic source, and from his voluntary
+confession.</p>
+<p>The reader may wish to know something of the person of
+Spatolino. He was of low stature, long visage, fair skin, but his
+face of an olive pale hue; his eyes of a light blue, and full of
+animation; his aspect fierce; hair light; long whiskers; lips pale;
+broad back; swift of foot; and particularly animated in his action.
+He wore a jerkin lined with red, a dark yellow waistcoat, blue
+breeches, a breast-pouch with fifty cartridges, four pistols, and a
+small hanger by his side. In his breeches-pocket he kept a small
+stiletto. He also bore a long gun. On his head he wore continually
+a net, and upon that his hat. His wife followed him in all his
+excursions, and he greatly esteemed and loved her. He remained some
+time in the mountains near Rome, and with his associates laid in a
+store of whatever was necessary for their new avocation. He then
+resolved upon proceeding to Sonnino, the common rendezvous of the
+greater part of the banditti in the papal states. In Sonnino he
+found some followers, who, going deeply into his notions, did not
+scruple to join him. They swore to entertain an eternal friendship
+for each other, implacable hatred against the French, and laid it
+down as a duty to rob and kill them. Spatolino, before commencing
+his career as brigand, repaired to the curate of Sonnino, and
+requested absolution for all the crimes he had or might commit; the
+curate, surprised at this request, observed to him, that absolution
+was only given after sins were committed. Spatolino very soon
+quieted the scruples of the curate, by making him a present of a
+very handsome watch; upon which he immediately raised his hands and
+gave him the desired absolution. Sonnino may be compared with
+Pontus, where Ovid was in exile, and which is thus described by
+that celebrated author:&mdash;"The men I meet with are not even
+worthy of the name; they are more fierce than wolves; have no laws,
+as with them armed force constitutes justice, and injury rights.
+They live by rapine, but seek it not without peril, and sword in
+hand. Every other way of purveying for their necessities they view
+as base and ignominious. It is enough for them to be seen to be
+hated and dreaded. The sound of their voice is ferocious; their
+physiognomy horrible, and their complexion cadaverous." Just such
+are the inhabitants of Sonnino and its vicinity at present, and
+among such Spatolino came to complete his band, which, when formed
+in Rome, consisted of seven only.</p>
+<p>Before proceeding on his expedition, and to attach his wife more
+closely to his person by proving his strong affection, he left his
+band and proceeded to Civita Vecchia, and seeking a sailor who had
+seduced her, he expressed a wish to speak with him a little
+distance from the town. The sailor, conceiving it might be
+something to his advantage, followed immediately. Spatolino
+conducted him a little beyond the gate of Civita Vecchia, and
+giving him two thrusts of his stiletto in his heart, cut off his
+ears and nose, to carry them as a present to his wife, and then
+departed immediately for Sonnino. On his arrival, he proceeded to
+seek Mary and his band. After the usual salutations, he took out of
+his pocket the small bundle containing the nose and ears of the
+sailor, and, presenting them to his wife, said, "From this you may
+judge my affection. I was desirous of avenging your wrongs, and
+have done so by killing your seducer. Here are the pledges of it,
+which you should keep, in order to remind you of the betrayer, and
+as a guard <span class="pagenum"><a name="page322" id=
+"page322"></a>[pg 322]</span> against future temptation. You cannot
+mistrust me, when I promise ever to afford you proofs of true
+attachment, and I hope you will be faithful to me!" After this they
+embraced affectionately, and swore to each other eternal fidelity.
+Nor is it possible for any man to have kept his word more
+scrupulously towards his wife. The following day Spatolino departed
+at the head of his band, which was composed of eighteen persons,
+himself and wife included, and proceeded to the vicinity of
+Portatta, near the main road leading from Rome to Naples, which at
+that time was much frequented by the French of every rank and
+condition, who proceeded under orders between these two places.
+Towards night, Spatolino placed himself and comrades in ambush on
+the high road, intending to take advantage of a military body of
+which he had information. Ere long a sound of horses was heard;
+they were immediately on the alert, and succeeded in arresting a
+French escort of seven soldiers on foot, and the same number on
+horseback, conducting the baggage-wagon of a French colonel of the
+line. It contained all his effects, and money to a large amount.
+Upon the first fire of Spatolino's band, five of the soldiers were
+killed, and three desperately wounded; he then threw himself
+amongst the others, who were placed on the defence, and who had
+expended their fire without hurting a single individual of the
+band. Spatolino, with his pistols, killed two, and a few moments
+saw him and his band masters of the field. Spatolino ordered his
+men to strip the dead, and placing every thing in the wagon, after
+digging a pit for the bodies, they retired to a cave in a wood near
+the road, where the booty was equally divided. He took himself two
+of the best horses, and armed and equipped his band in a superior
+manner. He also presented to his wife a part of the spoil, she
+having been armed in the action, performing the duty of a sentinel
+on the highway in advance about half a mile off, to give notice, in
+case of an overwhelming force appearing. Spatolino, having made a
+fair division of the spoil to raise the courage of his companions,
+sent all his own money to his parents, informing them at the same
+time, that for the future they should be released from misery, as
+he would ever bear in mind the beings who gave him
+birth.&mdash;<i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>AN UNINSURABLE RISK.</h3>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>A bookseller opened a shop on the coast,</p>
+<p class="i2">(I'd rather not mention the spot,)</p>
+<p>Where gentlemen lounged o'er the Herald and Post,</p>
+<p class="i2">And ladies read Byron and Scott.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>Much personal memoir, too, shone on the shelves,</p>
+<p class="i2">Which boasted a whimsical olio;</p>
+<p>Decorum sang small, in octavoes and twelves,</p>
+<p class="i2">And scandal in quarto and folio.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>The bookseller, prudently aiming to set</p>
+<p class="i2">Th' ignipotent god at defiance,</p>
+<p>To open a policy vainly essay'd</p>
+<p class="i2">At the Albion, the Hope, and Alliance.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>"My friend, your abortive attempt prithee stop,"</p>
+<p class="i2">Quoth Jekyll, intent on a joke,</p>
+<p>"How can you expect to insure, while your shop</p>
+<p class="i2">Is rolling out volumes of smoke?"</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p><i>Ibid.</i></p>
+<hr />
+<h3>LONDON NEWSPAPERS.</h3>
+<p>On few subjects are the public under more misapprehension than
+on the absolute and relative circulation of several portions of the
+London daily press. The greater part of the people would startle
+were they told that The Times circulates probably under 7,000 a day
+on an average; the paper is seen, as one may say, in every
+pot-house in London, and all over the country; and yet this is all
+its number.</p>
+<p>The property of a paper is a matter of which most people have a
+very vague and imperfect knowledge. I believe I am very near the
+truth when I state the gross proceeds of The Times at
+45,000<i>l.</i>, a year. The present proprietor of The Morning
+Chronicle gave for it, I believe, 40,000<i>l.</i> The absolute
+property of The Courier, according to the current rate of its
+shares, is between 90,000<i>l.</i> and 100,000<i>l.</i> Estimating
+the value of The Globe on the same scale, the absolute property of
+it is probably somewhere about 35,000<i>l.</i> The profits of a
+paper arise almost entirely out of its advertisements, and hence
+the difference in value between the two last, notwithstanding their
+circulation is so nearly equal. A newspaper gets its advertisements
+by degrees, and, as it is supposed by the public, its numbers
+increase; but it retains them long after the cause by which they
+were acquired has vanished. It is thus that The Courier, which got
+its advertisements when it basked in all the sunshine of
+ministerial patronage, retains these when its numbers are reduced
+by one-half, and the countenance of government is no longer held
+out to it.</p>
+<p>These, however, it must be admitted, are the prizes in the
+lottery of newspaper speculation: and in this, as in every other
+lottery, there are more blanks than prizes. Mr. Murray, after
+having expended upwards of 10,000<i>l.</i> on his Representative,
+sold it to the proprietors of The New Times for about 600<i>l.</i>:
+and The British Press, after having ruined I know not how many
+capitalists, was sold to the <span class="pagenum"><a name=
+"page323" id="page323"></a>[pg 323]</span> same concern for, I
+believe, a considerably smaller sum.&mdash;<i>London
+Magazine</i>.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>MADEMOISELLE CUVIER.</h3>
+<p>Mademoiselle Cuvier, daughter of the celebrated naturalist, died
+a short time since at Paris. There has seldom been any instance
+where the strongest benevolence was so closely united to the charms
+of intellect. She possessed a rare mixture of elevation of mind and
+firmness of character&mdash;of strength and
+equanimity&mdash;sweetness and simplicity. It was truly gratifying
+to witness her worship, or rather superstition, for truth, and to
+watch the avidity with which she used to seize and illustrate
+whatever she thought likely to remove ignorance, or promote the
+cause of virtue and freedom. The circumstances which attended the
+death of this amiable creature, have, if possible, greatly
+augmented the grief of her family and friends. The day of her
+nuptials was fixed, and she was to be united to a man of her own
+choice, and everything was prepared for the ceremony. Being
+suddenly afflicted by rapid symptoms of consumption, all hopes of
+her recovery soon vanished. Notwithstanding, the ball dresses,
+veils, and shawls, continued to be sent home to the unhappy
+parents, who dared not refuse them, lest they should themselves be
+accused of giving way to despair. This mixture of preparations for
+rejoicing, and the certainty of death, formed a picture the most
+melancholy and pathetic. When the fatal moment arrived, her family
+and many friends surrounded the dying couch in mournful silence.
+The funeral was attended by all that is distinguished for rank and
+fortune at Paris; a clergyman of the Protestant church read the
+service for the dead, and a funeral sermon. A number of young
+females whom she had formed for succouring the poor, were ranged
+round the bier, dressed in white, and followed to the Cemetery of
+P&egrave;re la Chaise, where M. Salvandy, one of her friends,
+undertook to deliver the final eulogy, which it is usual in France
+to pronounce on departed worth.&mdash;<i>Monthly
+Magazine</i>.&mdash;<i>Letter from Paris</i>.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>HOW TO LOSE TIME.</h3>
+<p>Few men need complain of the want of time, if they are not
+conscious of a want of power, or of desire to ennoble and enjoy it.
+Perhaps you are a man of genius yourself, gentle reader, and though
+not absolutely, like Sir Walter, a witch, warlock, or wizard, still
+a poet&mdash;a maker&mdash;a creator. Think, then, how many hours
+on hours you have lost, lying asleep so profoundly,</p>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>"That the cock's shrill clarion, or the echoing horn,</p>
+<p>No more could rouse you from your lazy bed."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p>How many more have you, not absolutely lost, but to a certain
+extent abused, at breakfast&mdash;sip, sipping away at unnecessary
+cups of sirupy tea, or gob, gobbling away at jam-buttered rolls,
+for which nature never called&mdash;or "to party giving up what was
+meant for mankind"&mdash;forgetting the loss of Time in the Times,
+and, after a long, blank, brown, and blue study, leaving behind you
+a most miserable chronicle indeed! Then think&mdash;O
+think&mdash;on all your aimless forenoon saunterings&mdash;round
+and round about the premises&mdash;up and down the
+avenue&mdash;then into the garden on tiptoe&mdash;in and out among
+the neat squares of onion-beds&mdash;now humming a tune by the
+brink of abysses of mould, like trenches dug for the slain in the
+field of battle, where the tender celery is laid&mdash;now down to
+the river-side to try a little angling, though you well know there
+is nothing to be had but Pars&mdash;now into a field of turnips,
+without your double-barreled Joe Manton, (at Mr. Wilkinson's to be
+repaired,) to see Ponto point a place where once a partridge had
+pruned himself&mdash;now home again, at the waving of John's red
+sleeve, to receive a coach-full of country cousins, come in the
+capacity of forenoon callers&mdash;endless talkers all&mdash;sharp
+and blunt noses alike&mdash;and grinning voraciously in hopes of a
+lunch&mdash;now away to dress for dinner, which will not be for two
+long, long hours to come&mdash;now dozing, or daized on the
+drawing-room sofa, wondering if the bell is ever to be
+rung&mdash;now grimly gazing on a bit of bloody beef which your
+impatience has forced the blaspheming cook to draw from the spit
+ere the outer folds of fat were well melted at the fire&mdash;now,
+after a disappointed dinner, discovering that the old port is
+corked, and the filberts all pluffing with bitter snuff, except
+such as enclose a worm&mdash;now an unwholesome sleep of
+interrupted snores, your bobbing head ever and anon smiting your
+breast-bone&mdash;now burnt-beans palmed off on the family for
+Turkish coffee&mdash;now a game at cards, with a dead partner, and
+the ace of spades missing&mdash;now no supper&mdash;you have no
+appetite for supper&mdash;and now into bed tumbles the son of
+Genius, complaining to the moon of the shortness of human life, and
+the fleetness of time!</p>
+<p><i>Blackwood's Magazine</i>.</p>
+<hr />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page324" id="page324"></a>[pg
+324]</span>
+<h3>SLEEPING AFTER DINNER.</h3>
+<p>Mr. Fox at St. Ann's Hill was, for the last years of his life,
+in the habit (never interfered with by his friends) of dosing for a
+few minutes after dinner; and it was on this occasion,
+unconsciously yielding to the influence of custom, I perceived that
+Mr. Garrow, who was the chief talker (Parr was in his smoking
+orgasm,) began to feel embarrassed at Mr. Fox's non-attention; and
+I, therefore, made signs to Mr. Fox, by wiping my fingers to my
+eyes, and looking expressively at Garrow. Mr. Fox, the most
+<i>truly</i> polite man in the world, immediately endeavoured to
+rouse himself&mdash;but in vain; Nature would have her way. Garrow
+soon saw the struggle, and adroitly feigned sleep himself. Mr. Fox
+was regenerated in ten minutes&mdash;apologized&mdash;and made the
+evening delightful&mdash;<i>Senatorial
+Reminiscenses</i>.&mdash;<i>The Inspector</i>.</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<h2>THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>.</h2>
+<h3>CHRONICLES OF THE CANONGATE.</h3>
+<p><i>The Two Drovers.</i></p>
+<p>(<i>Concluded from page 289.</i>)</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>[Our readers must have missed, and probably with some regret,
+the conclusion of the above story, as promised for insertion in our
+last Number; and unaccustomed as we are to an intentional
+discrepancy of this sort, (for such was the above,) we shall
+consider ourselves justified in briefly stating some of the
+circumstances which led to the irregularity. We are not disposed to
+enter into the tilts of rival journalists, some of whom, in taking
+time by the forelock, may have perhaps been rather more
+enterprising than the subject warranted.<a id="footnotetag17" name=
+"footnotetag17"></a><a href="#footnote17"><sup>17</sup></a>
+Nevertheless, in the attempt to please the public, as in other
+races, the youngest are often the fleetest. In the present case,
+the appetite of the public had been <i>whetted</i> with "reiterated
+advertisement:" and one of our contemporaries, with more
+playfulness than truth, had compared his priority to that of
+<i>Fine-ear</i> in the fairy tale. But his talisman failed, and a
+young rival outstripped him; and from this quarter we were induced
+to copy the first portion of the tale of <i>The Two Drovers</i>,
+upon the editor's assurance of his own honesty in obtaining the
+precedence, and which assurance We are still unwilling to question:
+although, were we to do so, ours would not he a solitary specimen
+of such ingratitude.<a id="footnotetag18" name=
+"footnotetag18"></a><a href="#footnote18"><sup>18</sup></a> On the
+day of our publishing the first portion, we received a notice to
+desist from its continuance,&mdash;full of the causticity of our
+friends on the other side of the Tweed, and with whom, for the
+credit of the south, we hope the measure originated. We next
+resolved to suspend the conclusion; since the <i>brutum fulmen</i>
+became louder and louder still, in an advertisement actively
+inserted in the London newspapers. To make short of what is and
+ought to be but a trifling affair, we have <i>abridged</i> the
+whole story, and accordingly now present the conclusion to our
+readers, though certainly not in the promised state; how far we
+have exculpated ourselves, is for our patrons to determine.&mdash;A
+few words at parting, on the policy of the above conduct. We need
+not enlarge upon the advantages which publishers (and, to some
+extent, authors) derive from portions of their works appearing in
+periodical journals. The benefit is not reciprocal, but largely on
+their side, if they consider how many columns of advertisement duty
+they thereby avoid. It is well known that the <i>first edition</i>
+of any work by such a master-spirit as Sir Walter Scott is consumed
+in a few days by the circulating libraries and reading societies of
+the kingdom; but how many thousands would neither have seen nor
+heard of his most successful works, had not the <i>gusto</i> been
+previously created by the caducei of these literary Mercuries.
+Again, sift any one of them, with higher pretensions to originality
+than our economical sheet will admit of, and you shall find it, in
+<i>quantity</i>, at least, to resemble Gratiano's three grains. But
+we are not inclined to quarrel with the scheme, for with Johnson we
+say, "Quotation, sir (Walter), is a good thing," in the hope of
+hearing our readers reply, "This fellow pecks up wit as pigeons
+peas."&mdash;ED.]</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Some words passed after the departure, of Robin Oig, between the
+bailiff, and Harry Wakefield, who was now not indisposed to defend
+Robin Oig's reputation. But Dame Heskett prevented this second
+quarrel by her peremptory interference. The conversation turned on
+the expected markets, and the prices from different parts of
+Scotland and England, and Harry Wakefield found a chap for a part
+of his drove, and at a considerable profit; an event more than
+sufficient to blot out all remembrances of the past scuffle. But
+there remained one from whose mind that recollection could not have
+been wiped by possession of every head of cattle betwixt Esk and
+Eden.</p>
+<p>This was Robin Oig M'Combich.&mdash;"That I should have had no
+weapon," he said, "and for the first time in my
+life!&mdash;Blighted be the tongue that bids the Highlander part
+with the dirk&mdash;the dirk&mdash;ha! the English blood!&mdash;My
+muhme's word&mdash;when did her word fall to the ground?"</p>
+<p>Robin now turned the light foot of his country towards the
+wilds, through which, by Mr. Ireby's report, Morrison was
+advancing. His mind was wholly engrossed by the sense of injury the
+treasured ideas of self-importance and self-opinion&mdash;of ideal
+birth and quality, had become more precious to him, (like the hoard
+to the miser,) because he could only enjoy them in secret. But
+insulted, abused, and beaten, he was no longer worthy, in his own
+opinion, of the name he bore, or the lineage which he belonged
+to&mdash;nothing was left to him&mdash;but revenge.</p>
+<p>When Robin Oig left the door of the ale-house, seven or eight
+English miles <span class="pagenum"><a name="page325" id=
+"page325"></a>[pg 325]</span> at least lay betwixt him and
+Morrison, whose advance was limited by the sluggish pace of his
+cattle. And now the distant lowing of Morrison's cattle is heard;
+and now he meets them&mdash;passes them, and stops their
+conductor.</p>
+<p>"May good betide us," said the South-lander&mdash;"Is this you,
+Robin M'Combich, or your wraith?"</p>
+<p>"It is Robin Oig M'Combich," answered the Highlander, "and it is
+not.&mdash;But never mind that, give me pack my dirk, Hugh
+Morrison, or there will be words petween us."</p>
+<p>"There it is for you then, since less wunna serve."</p>
+<p>"Cot speed you, Hughie, and send you good marcats. Ye winna meet
+with Robin Oig again either at tryste or fair."</p>
+<p>So saying, he shook hastily the hand of his acquaintance, and
+set out in the direction from which he had advanced.</p>
+<p>Long ere the morning dawned, the catastrophe of our tale had
+taken place. It was two hours after the affray when Robin Oig
+returned to Heskett's inn. There was Harry Wakefield, who amidst a
+grinning group of smockfrocks, hob-nailed shoes, and jolly English
+physiognomies, was trolling forth an old ditty, when he was
+interrupted by a high and stern voice, saying "Harry
+Waakfelt&mdash;if you be a man, stand up!"</p>
+<p>"Harry Waakfelt," repeated the same ominous summons, "stand up,
+if you be a man!"</p>
+<p>"I will stand up with all my heart, Robin, my boy, but it shall
+be to shake hands with you, and drink down all unkindness.</p>
+<p>"'Tis not thy fault, man, that, not having the luck to be an
+Englishman, thou canst not fight more than a school-girl."</p>
+<p>"I <i>can</i> fight," answered Robin Oig, sternly, but calmly,
+"and you shall know it. You, Harry Waakfelt, showed me to-day how
+the Saxon churls fight&mdash;I show you now how the Highland
+Dunniewassal fights."</p>
+<p>He then plunged the dagger, which he suddenly displayed, into
+the broad breast of the English yeoman, with such fatal certainty
+and force, that the hilt made a hollow sound against the breast
+bone, and the double-edged point split the very heart of his
+victim. Harry Wakefield fell, and expired with a single groan.</p>
+<p>Robin next offered the bloody poniard to the bailiff's
+throat.</p>
+<p>"It were very just to lay you beside him," he said, "but the
+blood of a base pick-thank shall never mix on my father's dirk,
+with that of a brave man."</p>
+<p>As he spoke, he threw the fatal weapon into the blazing
+turf-fire.</p>
+<p>"There," he said, "take me who likes&mdash;and let fire cleanse
+blood if it can."</p>
+<p>The pause still continuing, Robin Oig asked for a peace-officer,
+and a constable having stepped out, he surrendered himself.</p>
+<p>"A bloody night's work you have made of it," said the
+constable.</p>
+<p>"Your own fault," said the Highlander. "Had you kept his hands
+off me twa hours since, he would have been now as well and merry as
+he was twa minutes since."</p>
+<p>"It must be sorely answered," said the peace-officer.</p>
+<p>"Never you mind that&mdash;death pays all debts; it will pay
+that too."</p>
+<p>The constable, with assistance, procured horses to guard the
+prisoner to Carlisle, to abide his doom at the next assizes. While
+the escort was preparing, the prisoner, before he was carried from
+the fatal apartment, desired to look at the dead body, which had
+been deposited upon the large table, (at the head of which Harry
+Wakefield had just presided) until the surgeons should examine the
+wound. The face of the corpse was decently covered with a napkin.
+Robin Oig removed the cloth, and gazed on the lifeless visage.
+While those present expected that the wound, which had so lately
+flooded the apartment with gore, would send forth fresh streams at
+the touch of the homicide, Robin Oig replaced the covering, with
+the brief exclamation, "He was a pretty man!"</p>
+<p>My story is nearly ended. The unfortunate Highlander stood his
+trial at Carlisle. I was myself present. The facts of the case were
+proved in the manner I have related them; and whatever might be at
+first the prejudice of the audience against a crime so un-English
+as that of assassination from revenge, yet when the national
+prejudices of the prisoner had been explained, which made him
+consider himself as stained with indelible dishonour, the
+generosity of the English audience was inclined to regard his crime
+as the aberration of a false idea of honour, rather than as flowing
+from a heart naturally savage, or habitually vicious. I shall never
+forget the charge of the venerable judge to the jury.</p>
+<p>"We have had," he said, "in the previous part of our duty,
+(alluding to some former trials,) to discuss crimes which infer
+disgust and abhorrence, while they call down the well-merited
+vengeance of the law. It is now our still more melancholy duty to
+apply its salutary, though severe enactments to a case of a very
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page326" id="page326"></a>[pg
+326]</span> singular character, in which the crime (for a crime it
+is, and a deep one) arose less out of the malevolence of the heart,
+than the error of the understanding&mdash;less from any idea of
+committing wrong, than from an unhappily perverted notion of that
+which is right. Here we have two men, highly esteemed, it has been
+stated, in their rank of life, and attached, it seems, to each
+other as friends, one of whose lives has been already sacrificed to
+a punctilio, and the other is about to prove the vengeance of the
+offended laws; and yet both may claim our commiseration at least,
+as men acting in ignorance of each other's national prejudices, and
+unhappily misguided rather than voluntarily erring from the path of
+right conduct.</p>
+<p>In the original cause of the misunderstanding, we must in
+justice give the right to the prisoner at the bar. He had acquired
+possession of the enclosure, by a legal contract with the
+proprietor, and yet, when accosted with galling reproaches he
+offered to yield up half his acquisition, and his amicable proposal
+was rejected with scorn. Then follows the scene at Mr. Heskett the
+publican's, and you will observe how the stranger was treated by
+the deceased, and I am sorry to observe, by those around, who seem
+to have urged him in a manner which was aggravating in the highest
+degree.</p>
+<p>"Gentlemen of the jury, it was with some impatience that I heard
+my learned brother, who opened the case for the crown, give an
+unfavourable turn to the prisoner's conduct on this occasion. He
+said the prisoner was afraid to encounter his antagonist in fair
+fight, or to submit to the laws of the ring; and that therefore,
+like a cowardly Italian, he had recourse to his fatal stiletto, to
+murder the man whom he dared not meet in manly encounter. I
+observed the prisoner shrink from this part of the accusation with
+the abhorrence natural to a brave man; and as I would wish to make
+my words impressive, when I point his real crime, I must secure his
+opinion of my impartiality, by rebutting every thing that seems to
+me a false accusation. There can be no doubt that the prisoner is a
+man of resolution&mdash;too much resolution; I wish to heaven that
+he had less, or rather that he had had a better education to
+regulate it.</p>
+<hr />
+<p>"But, gentlemen of the jury, the pinch of the case lies in the
+interval of two hours betwixt the injury and the fatal retaliation.
+In the heat of affray and <i>chaude mel&eacute;e</i>, law,
+compassionating the infirmities of humanity, makes allowance for
+the passions which rule such a stormy moment&mdash;But the time
+necessary to walk twelve miles, however speedily performed, was an
+interval sufficient for the prisoner to have recollected himself;
+and the violence and deliberate determination with which he carried
+his purpose into effect, could neither be induced by anger, nor
+fear. It was the purpose and the act of pre-determined revenge, for
+which law neither can, will, nor ought to have sympathy.</p>
+<hr />
+<p>The law says to the subjects, with a voice only inferior to that
+of the Deity, 'Vengeance is mine.' The instant that there is time
+for passion to cool, and reason to interpose, an injured party must
+become aware, that the law assumes the exclusive cognizance of the
+right and wrong betwixt the parties, and opposes her inviolable
+buckler to every attempt of the private party to right himself. I
+repeat, that this unhappy man ought personally to be the object
+rather of our pity than our abhorrence, for he failed in his
+ignorance, and from mistaken notions of honour. But his crime is
+not the less that of murder, gentlemen, and, in your high and
+important office, it is your duty so to find. Englishmen have their
+angry passions as well as Scots; and should this man's action
+remain unpunished, you may unsheath, under various pretences, a
+thousand daggers betwixt the Land's-end and the Orkneys."</p>
+<p>The venerable judge thus ended what, to judge by his emotion and
+tears, was really a painful task. The jury, accordingly brought in
+a verdict of guilty; and Robin Oig M'Combich, <i>alias</i>
+M'Gregor, was sentenced to death, and executed accordingly. He met
+his fate with firmness, and acknowledged the justice of his
+sentence. But he repelled indignantly the observations of those who
+accused him of attacking an unarmed man. "I give a life for the
+life I took," he said, "and what can I do more?"</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>A PERSIAN FABLE.</h3>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>A little particle of rain,</p>
+<p class="i2">That from a passing cloud descended,</p>
+<p>Was heard thus idly to complain:&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2">"My brief existence now is ended.</p>
+<p>Outcast alike of earth and sky,</p>
+<p>Useless to live, unknown to die."</p>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>It chanced to fall into the sea,</p>
+<p class="i2">And there an open shell received it;</p>
+<p>And, after years, how rich was he,</p>
+<p class="i2">Who from its prison-house relieved it:</p>
+<p>The drop of rain has formed a gem,</p>
+<p>To deck a monarch's diadem.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p><i>Amulet</i>.</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="page327" id="page327"></a>[pg
+327]</span>
+<h2>THE GATHERER.</h2>
+<blockquote>
+<p>"I am but a <i>Gatherer</i> and disposer of other men's
+stuff."&mdash;<i>Wotton</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<hr />
+<h3>NEW READING.</h3>
+<p>A witty wight, on seeing the following line in our last,</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p><i>Necessitas non habet</i> leg<i>em</i>,</p>
+</blockquote>
+supplied this new reading,
+<blockquote>
+<p>Necessity without a <i>leg</i> to stand upon.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<hr />
+<h3>O. P. RIOTS.</h3>
+<p>"What is doing to-night?" asked Kemble, of one of the
+ballet-masters; "Oh pis (O P) toujours, Monsieur," was the
+reply.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>A CURIOUS FACT.</h3>
+<p>An absent man, whose heart can seldom resist the importunities
+of beggars, was, a few mornings since, followed by a hungry
+half-starved dog, when he inadvertently took from his pocket a
+penny, which he was just about to give to the four-footed wanderer,
+when he perceived his mistake. It should be mentioned that the
+above individual had, on nearly the precise spot, on the previous
+night, assisted one of his fellow creatures in the same manner as
+that in which he was about to relieve the quadruped. The EDITOR of
+the MIRROR will be happy to substantiate this fact to such as may
+be disposed to doubt its authenticity:&mdash;"if it be madness,
+there's method in it."</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>SIGNS OF THE TIMES.</h3>
+<p>Seventeen hundred individuals a year, for the last seven years,
+have been committed for poaching.&mdash;<i>Report Prison Discip.
+Society</i>.</p>
+<p>Crime is a curse only to the period in which it is successful;
+but virtue, whether fortunate or otherwise, blesses not only its
+own age, but remotest posterity, and is as beneficial by its
+example, as by its immediate effects.</p>
+<p>At the late Doncaster races, there were 30,000 persons well
+clothed, and apparently well fed and happy. 2000<i>l.</i> were
+taken at the grand stand for admission.</p>
+<p>Mr. Kean is to receive, during the present season, <i>fifty
+pounds</i> for each night's performance&mdash;the yearly income of
+a curate!</p>
+<p>Singing <i>Non Nobis Domine</i> after dinner is a very foolish
+custom. People in England pay 10,000<i>l.</i> a year for <i>non
+nobis</i>. Rather sing Dr. Kitchener's Universal Prayer and the
+English grace. The common people of every country understand only
+their native tongue; therefore if you do not understand them, you
+will not understand each other. All Italian music is detestable,
+and nothing like our genuine native song. Weber's "unconcatenated
+chords" ought not to be listened to, while we have such composers
+as Braham and Tom Cooke. The <i>national songs of Great Britain</i>
+have not sold so well as the <i>Cook's Oracle</i>. "People like
+what goes into the mouth better than what comes out of
+it."&mdash;<i>Dr. Kitchener</i>.</p>
+<p>A museum, deanery, and a cattle-market are building at York.
+Various other improvements and repairs are also in progress in that
+city!</p>
+<p>According to the Report of the Commissioners of Public
+Charities, the <i>annual</i> sum of 972,396<i>l.</i> has been
+bequeathed by pious donors to <i>England only</i>! This is surely
+the promised land of benevolence; but in Salop only, there are
+arrears now due to the poor for upwards of 42 years!</p>
+<p>M. La Combe, in his <i>Picture of London</i>, advises those who
+do not wish to be robbed to carry a brace of blunderbusses, and to
+put the muzzle of one out of each window, so as to be seen by the
+robbers.</p>
+<p>The silly habit of praising every thing at a man's table came in
+for a share of the late Dr. Kitchener's severity. He said,
+"Criticism, sir, is not a pastime; it is a verdict on oath: the man
+who does it is (morally) sworn to perform his duty. There is but
+one character on earth, sir," he would add, "that I detest; and
+that is the man who praises, indiscriminately, every dish that is
+set before him. Once I find a fellow do that at my table, and, if
+he were my brother, I never ask him to dinner again."</p>
+<p>A <i>daily</i> literary journal has lately been started in
+Paris, and has, in less than three weeks, above 2,000
+subscribers.</p>
+<p><i>Reviewing</i>, as a profession by which a certain class of
+men seek to instruct the public, and to support themselves
+creditably in the middle order, and to keep their children from
+falling, after the decease of enlightened parents, on the parish,
+is at the lowest possible ebb in this country; and many is the once
+well-fed critic now an hungered&mdash;<i>Blackwood</i>.</p>
+<p><i>Oranges</i>.&mdash;It is not perhaps generally known or
+suspected, that the rabbis of the London synagogues are in the
+habit of affording both employment and maintenance to the poor of
+their own persuasion, by supplying them with oranges at an almost
+nominal price.&mdash;<i>Ibid.</i></p>
+<p><i>Noble Authors</i>.&mdash;The poor spinsters of the Minerva
+press can scarcely support life by their labours, so completely are
+they driven out of the market by the Lady <span class=
+"pagenum"><a name="page328" id="page328"></a>[pg 328]</span>
+Charlottes and the Lady Bettys; and a rhyming peer is as common as
+a Birmingham button. It would take ten Horace Walpoles at least to
+do justice to the living authors of the red book.</p>
+<p><i>Buying Books</i>.&mdash;Money is universally allowed to be
+the thing which all men love best; and if a man buys a book, we may
+safely infer he thinks well of it. What nobody buys, then, we may
+justly conclude is not worth reading.</p>
+<hr />
+<p><i>On the Duchess of Devonshire's canvassing for Mr. Fox at the
+Westminster Election.</i></p>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>Array'd in matchless beauty, Devon's fair</p>
+<p class="i2">In Fox's favour takes a zealous part;</p>
+<p>But, oh! where'er the pilferer comes beware,</p>
+<p class="i2">She supplicates a vote, and steals a heart.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr />
+<p><i>Lines sent by a Surgeon, with a box of ointment, to a Lady
+who had an inflamed eye.</i></p>
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p>The doctor's kindest wishes e'er attend</p>
+<p>His beauteous patient, may he hope his friend;</p>
+<p>And prays that no corrosive disappointment</p>
+<p>May mar the lenient virtues of his ointment;</p>
+<p>Of which, a bit not larger than a shot,</p>
+<p>Or that more murd'rous thing, "a beauty spot,"</p>
+<p>Warmed on the finger by the taper's ray,</p>
+<p>Smear o'er the eye affected twice a day.</p>
+<p>Proffer not gold&mdash;I swear by my degree,</p>
+<p>From beauty's lily hand to take no fee;</p>
+<p>No glittering trash be mine, I scorn such pelf,</p>
+<p>The eye, when cured, will pay the debt itself.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr />
+<p>George III. is said to have observed to a person who approached
+him in a moment of personal restraint, indispensable in his
+situation, "Here you see me <i>checkmated</i>."</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>OLD GRIMALDI.</h3>
+<p>The first Grimaldi celebrated on the stage, appeared at Paris
+about the year 1735, when his athletic force and extraordinary
+agility procured him the sobriquet of "Jambe de Fer," or iron-leg.
+In 1742, when Mahomet Effendi, ambassador of the Porte, visited
+Paris, he was received with the highest honour and utmost
+distinction; and the court having ordered a performance for the
+Turk's entertainment, Grimaldi was commanded to exert himself to
+effect that object. In obedience to his directions, in making a
+surprising leap, his foot actually struck a lustre, placed high
+from the stage, and one of the glass drops was thrown in the face
+of the ambassador. It was then customary to demand some reward from
+the personage for whom the entertainment was prepared, and, at the
+conclusion of the piece, Grimaldi waited upon the Mussulman for the
+usual present. If the Turk had concealed the expression of his
+anger at the accident, it was not however extinct, for on the
+appearance of the buffoon, he directed him to be seized by his
+attendants, and transported in his theatrical costume, to his
+residence, where, after undergoing a severe bastinado, the hapless
+actor was thrust into the street, with only his pedal honour for
+his recompense.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>NEGROES' HEIR LOOM.</h3>
+<p>Some years ago, the boiler-men negroes on Huckenfield estate
+were overheard by the book-keeper discoursing on this subject, (the
+superiority of the whites,) and various opinions were given, till
+the question was thus set at rest by an old African:&mdash;"When
+God Almighty make de world, him make two men, a nigger and a
+buckra; and him give dem two box, and him tell dem for make dem
+choice. Nigger, (nigger greedy from time,) when him find one box
+heavy, him take it, and buckra take t'other; when dem open de box,
+buckra see pen, ink, and paper; nigger box full up with hoe and
+bill, and hoe and bill for nigger till this
+day."&mdash;<i>Barclay's Slavery in the West Indies</i>.</p>
+<hr />
+<h3>GRATITUDE.</h3>
+<p>When Suffer, who had been fifty years a servant in the English
+factory at Abesheber, or Bushire, a Persian sea-port, was on his
+death-bed, the English doctor ordered him a glass of wine. He at
+first refused, saying, "I cannot take it; it is forbidden in the
+Koran." But after a few moments, he begged the doctor to give it
+him, saying, as he raised himself in his bed, "Give me the wine;
+for it is written in the same volume, that all you unbelievers will
+be excluded from Paradise; and the experience of fifty years
+teaches me to prefer your society in the other world, to any place
+unto which I can be advanced with my own countrymen." He died a few
+hours after this sally.&mdash;<i>Sketches of Persia</i>.</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote1" name=
+"footnote1"></a><b>Footnote 1:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p>We thank our correspondent for the above communication on one of
+the most interesting phenomena of British geology; for, as we
+hinted in our last, the pleasantest hours of our sojourn at
+Margate, about three years since, were passed in the watchmaker's
+museum, nearly opposite the Marine Library, which collection
+contains many Sheppey fossils, especially a <i>prawn</i>, said to
+be the only one in England. We remember the proprietor to have been
+a self-educated man: he had been to the museum at Paris twice or
+thrice, and spoke in high terms of the courteous reception he met
+with from M Cuvier; and we are happy to corroborate his
+representations. With respect to the <i>reptile</i>, or, as we
+should say, <i>insect</i>, alluded to in the preceding letter, we
+suppose it to have been a vermicular insect, similar to those
+inhabiting the <i>cells</i> of <i>corallines</i>, of whose tiny
+labours, in the formation of coral islands, we quoted a spirited
+poetical description in No. 279 of the MIRROR. Corallines much
+resemble fossil or petrified wood; and we recollect to have
+received from the landlady of an inn at Portsmouth a small branch
+of <i>fossil wood</i>, which she asserted to be <i>coral</i>, and
+<i>that</i> upon the authority of scores of her visiters; but the
+fibres, &amp;c. of the wood were too evident to admit of a
+dispute.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote2" name=
+"footnote2"></a><b>Footnote 2:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+<p>"Which, like a wounded snake, drags its slow length
+along"&mdash;POPE.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote3" name=
+"footnote3"></a><b>Footnote 3:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+<p>It is, indeed, difficult to avoid one, call it what you will,
+and quite as difficult to find a more absurd name than that
+adopted, unless, indeed, (why the machine goes but five miles an
+hour,) it is called a diligence from not being diligent, as the
+speaker of our House of Commons may be so designated from not
+speaking. It consists of three bodies, carries eighteen inside, and
+is not unfrequently drawn by nine horses. A cavalry charge,
+therefore, could scarcely make more noise. Hence, and from the
+other circumstance, its association in the second stanza with the
+triune sonorous Cerberus. A diligence indeed!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote4" name=
+"footnote4"></a><b>Footnote 4:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag4">(return)</a>
+<p>The intrusive garrulity of French waiters at dinner is
+notorious.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote5" name=
+"footnote5"></a><b>Footnote 5:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag5">(return)</a>
+<p>This "sea Mediterranean" is a most filthy, fetid, uncovered
+gutter, running down the middle of the most, even of the best
+streets, and with which every merciless Jehu most liberally
+bespatters the unhappy pedestrian. Truly <i>la belle nation</i> has
+little idea of decency, or there would be subterranean sewers like
+ours.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote6" name=
+"footnote6"></a><b>Footnote 6:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag6">(return)</a>
+<p>French houses are cleaner even than ours externally, being all
+neatly whitewashed! <i>mais le dedans! le dedans!</i></p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote7" name=
+"footnote7"></a><b>Footnote 7:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag7">(return)</a>
+<p>The servants are as notorious for their incivility as for their
+intrusive loquacity.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote8" name=
+"footnote8"></a><b>Footnote 8:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag8">(return)</a>
+<p>As Scott well observes in the introduction to Waverley, "the
+word comfortable is peculiar to the English language." The thing is
+certainly peculiar to us, if the word is not.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote9" name=
+"footnote9"></a><b>Footnote 9:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag9">(return)</a>
+<p>All the tragedies are in rhyme, and that of the very worst
+description for elocutionary effect. It is the anapestic, like, as
+Hannah More remarks, "A cobbler there was, and he lived in a
+stall!"</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote10" name=
+"footnote10"></a><b>Footnote 10:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag10">(return)</a>
+<p>It is scarcely necessary to remark, that the absurdity (exploded
+in England at the Reformation) of a Latin liturgy still obtains in
+France.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote11" name=
+"footnote11"></a><b>Footnote 11:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag11">(return)</a>
+<p>The Palais Royal! that pandemonium of profligacy! whose gaming
+tables have eternally ruined so many of our countrymen! So many,
+that he who, unwarned by their sad experience, plays at them,
+is&mdash;is he not?&mdash;"complete ass."</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote12" name=
+"footnote12"></a><b>Footnote 12:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag12">(return)</a>
+<p>There are none, even in the leading streets; our ambassador's,
+for instance.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote13" name=
+"footnote13"></a><b>Footnote 13:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag13">(return)</a>
+<p>As the <i>Etoile</i> lately translated John Bull. "When John's
+no longer chamber-maid." Of the <i>propria qu&aelig; maribus</i> of
+French domestic economy, this is not the least amusing feature. At
+my hotel (in Rue St. Honor&eacute;) there was a he bed-maker; and I
+do believe the anomalous animal is not uncommon.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>"When printed well a book is."</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Both paper and types are very inferior to ours. But that I
+respect the editor's modesty, I would say it were not easy to find
+a periodical in Paris, at once so handsomely and economically got
+up as&mdash;this MIRROR.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote14" name=
+"footnote14"></a><b>Footnote 14:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag14">(return)</a>
+<p>See MIRROR, vol. 8, page 296.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote15" name=
+"footnote15"></a><b>Footnote 15:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag15">(return)</a>
+<p>These names are descriptive of the manner in which the women, so
+called, perform their part of the work, To todle, is to walk or
+move slowly, like a child; to trodle, is to walk or move more
+quickly.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote16" name=
+"footnote16"></a><b>Footnote 16:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag16">(return)</a>
+<p>From our Correspondent's description of these cakes, we suppose
+them to resemble the wafers sold by the confectioners, except in
+the elegant designs on their surface.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote17" name=
+"footnote17"></a><b>Footnote 17:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag17">(return)</a>
+<p><i>We</i> remember the proverb, "Honour among thieves."</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote18" name=
+"footnote18"></a><b>Footnote 18:</b><a href=
+"#footnotetag18">(return)</a>
+<p>But we cannot so far forget our country as to be indifferent to
+them.&mdash;See a passage in the <i>Two Drovers</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p><i>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near
+Somerset-House,) and sold by all Newsmen and Booksellers.</i></p>
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11341 ***</div>
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