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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11340 ***</div>
+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, Vol. 13, Issue 372, Saturday, May 30, 1829, by Various</h1>
+<br />
+<br />
+<center><b>E-text prepared by Jonathan Ingram, Keith M. Eckrich, David Garcia,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team</b></center>
+<br />
+<br />
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page353" name="page353"></a>[pg
+ 353]</span>
+ <h1>
+ THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+ </h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <table width="100%" summary="Banner">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left">
+ <b>VOL. XIII, NO. 372.]</b>
+ </td>
+ <td align="center">
+ <b>SATURDAY, MAY 30, 1829.</b>
+ </td>
+ <td align="right">
+ <b>[PRICE 2d.</b>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ Epsom New Race Stand.
+ </h2>
+ <div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+ <a href="images/372-1.png"><img width="100%"
+ src="images/372-1.png" alt="Epsom New Race Stand." /></a>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ We do not wish to compete with the "List of all the running
+ horse-es, with the names, weights, and colours of the
+ riders," although the proximity of our publication day to the
+ commencement of Epsom Races (June 2), has induced us to
+ select the above subject for an illustration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The erection of the New Race Stand is the work of a company,
+ entitled the "Epsom Grand Stand Association"&mdash;the
+ capital &pound;20,000, in 1,000 shares of &pound;20 each. The
+ speculation is patronized by the Stewards of the Jockey Club,
+ and among the trustees is one of the county members, C.N.
+ Pallmer, Esq. The building is now roofed in, and temporary
+ accommodation will be provided for visitors at the ensuing
+ Spring Races. It is after the model of the Stand at
+ Doncaster, but is much larger, and will accommodate from 4 to
+ 5,000 persons. The style of the architecture is Grecian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The building is 156 feet in width, including the Terrace, and
+ 60 feet in depth, having a portico the width, returning on
+ each side, which is connected with a spacious terrace, raised
+ ten feet above the level of the ground, and a magnificent
+ flight of steps in the centre. The columns of the portico are
+ of the Doric order, supporting a balcony, or gallery, which
+ is to be covered by a verandah, erected on small ornamental
+ iron pillars, placed over those below. The upper part of the
+ Stand is to have a balustrade the whole width of the front.
+ With reference to the interior arrangements, there are four
+ large and well-proportioned rooms for refreshments, &amp;c.;
+ a spacious hall, leading through a screen of Doric columns to
+ a large and elegant staircase of stone, and on each side of
+ the staircase are retiring rooms of convenience for
+ gentlemen. The entrance to this floor is from the
+ abovementioned terrace and portico in front; and also, at the
+ back, by an entrance which forms a direct communication
+ through the building. The first floor consists of a splendid
+ room, 108 feet in length, and 34 in width, divided into three
+ compartments by ornamental columns
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page354" name="page354"></a>[pg
+ 354]</span> and pilasters, supporting a richly paneled
+ ceiling, and having a direct communication with the balcony,
+ or gallery; and on each side of the staircase there are
+ retiring rooms for the ladies, with the same arrangements as
+ those below for the gentlemen. The roof will contain about
+ 2,000 persons standing; affording, at the same time, an
+ opportunity for every one to see the whole of the race (Derby
+ Course) which at one time was considered doubtful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The architect is Mr. W. Trendall; and the builder Mr.
+ Chadwick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By a neat plan from a survey by Mr. Mogg, the "Stand" is
+ about ten poles from the Winning Post. It must have a most
+ commanding view of the surrounding country--but, anon, "may
+ we be there to see."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ HISTORY OF COALS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Coals are found in several parts of the continent of Europe,
+ but the principal mines are in this country. They have been
+ discovered and wrought in Newfoundland, Cape Breton, Canada,
+ and in some of the provinces of New England. China abounds in
+ them, and they are well known in Tartary, and in the Island
+ of Madagascar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We find (says Brand) express mention of coals, used as a fuel
+ by artificers about 2,000 years ago, in the writings of
+ Theophrastus, the scholar of Aristotle, who, in his book on
+ Stones, gives the substance; though some writers have not
+ scrupled to affirm, that coal was unknown to the Ancient
+ Britons, yet others have adduced proofs to the contrary,
+ which seem, to carry along with them little less than
+ conviction. The first charter for the license of digging
+ coals, was granted by King Henry III. in the year 1239; it
+ was there denominated sea coal; and, in 1281, Newcastle was
+ famous for its great trade in this article; but in 1306, the
+ use of sea coal was prohibited at London, by proclamation.
+ Brewers, dyers, and other artificers, who had occasion for
+ great fires, had found their account in substituting our
+ fossil for dry wood and charcoal; but so general was the
+ prejudice against it at that time, that the nobles and
+ commons assembled in parliament, complained against the use
+ thereof as a public nuisance, which was thought to corrupt
+ the air with its smoke and stink. Shortly after this, it was
+ the common fuel at the King's palace in London; and, in 1325,
+ a trade was opened between France and England, in which corn
+ was imported, and coal exported. Stowe in his "Annals" says,
+ "within thirty years last the nice dames of London would not
+ come into any house or roome where sea coales were burned;
+ nor willingly eat of the meat that was either sod or roasted
+ with sea coal fire."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tinmouth Priory had a colliery at Elwick, which in 1330 was
+ let at the yearly rent of five pounds; in 1530 it was let for
+ twenty pounds a year, on condition that not more than twenty
+ chaldron should be drawn in a day; and eight years after, at
+ fifty pounds a year, without restriction on the quantity to
+ be wrought. In Richard the Second's time, Newcastle coals
+ were sold at Whitby, at three shillings and four-pence per
+ chaldron; and in the time of Henry VIII. their price was
+ twelvepence a chaldron in Newcastle; in London about four
+ shillings, and in France they sold for thirteen nobles per
+ chaldron. Queen Elizabeth obtained a lease of the manors and
+ coal mines of Gateshead and Whickham, which she soon
+ transferred to the Earl of Leicester. He assigned it to his
+ secretary, Sutton, the founder of the Charter-house, who also
+ made assignment of it to Sir W. Riddell and others, for the
+ use of the Mayor and Burgesses of Newcastle. Duties were laid
+ upon this article to assist in building St. Paul's Church,
+ and fifty parish churches in London after the great fire; and
+ in 1677, Charles II. granted to his natural son, Charles
+ Lenox, Duke of Richmond, and his heirs, a duty of one
+ shilling a chaldron on coals, which continued in his family
+ till it was purchased by government in 1800. The collieries
+ in the vicinity of Newcastle are perhaps the most valuable
+ and extensive in Europe, and afford nearly the whole supply
+ of the metropolis, and of those counties on the eastern coast
+ deficient in coal strata; thus&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i2">
+ "The grim ore
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here useless, like the miser's brighter hoard,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is from its prison brought and sent abroad,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The frozen horns to cheer, to minister
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To needful sustenance and polished arts&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hence are the hungry fed, the naked clothed,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The wintry damps dispell'd, and social mirth
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Exults and glows before the blazing hearth."
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <i>Iago's Edge Hill</i>, p. 106.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ P.T.W.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ ALEHOUSE SIGNS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Two of your correspondents have puzzled themselves in seeking
+ the origin of the old Cat and Fiddle sign. The one has been
+ led away by a love of etymology&mdash;the other would string
+ the fiddle at the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page355"
+ name="page355"></a>[pg 355]</span> expense of poor puss's
+ viscera. Now laying aside conjecture and the subtleties of
+ language, suppose we consult plain matter of fact? It is then
+ generally allowed that the tones of a flute resemble the
+ <i>human voice</i>: those of a clarionet, the notes of a
+ <i>goose</i>: and, all the world knows that a well-played
+ violin (especially in the practice of gliding) yields sounds
+ so inseparable from the <i>strains of a cat</i>, as not to be
+ distinguished by the mere amateur of musical science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In conformity, therefore, with this last truth, the small
+ fiddles which Dancing-masters carry in their pockets, are at
+ this day called <i>kits</i>. But our etymologist will readily
+ perceive this to be a mere abbreviation, and that they must
+ originally have been known as <i>kittens</i>.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ E.D. Jun.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ ANACHRONISMS RESPECTING DR. JOHNSON.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "I am corrected, sir; but hear me speak&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When admiration glows with such a fire
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to o'ertop the memory, error then
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ May merit mercy."&mdash;<i>Old Play</i>.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ In justice to myself and the readers of the MIRROR, I must be
+ allowed to offer a few apologetic remarks on the almost
+ unpardonable anachronisms which I so inadvertently suffered
+ to occur in my communication on the subject of Dr. Johnson's
+ Residence in Bolt Court. But when I state that the
+ chronological metathesis occurred entirely in consequence of
+ my referring to that most treacherous portion of human
+ intellect, the memory; and that it is upwards of seven years
+ since I read "Boswell's Life of Johnson," or "Johnson's
+ Poets," it may be some mitigation of the censure I so justly
+ deserve. Yet I may be suffered to suggest to your
+ correspondent, who has so kindly corrected me, that my paper
+ was more in the suppository style than he seems to have
+ imagined; and that I did not assert that Boswell, Savage, and
+ Johnson, met at the latter's "house in Bolt Court, and
+ discussed subjects of polite literature." The expression used
+ is, "We can <i>imagine</i>," &amp;c. constituting a creation
+ of the fancy rather than a positive portraiture. Certain it
+ is that Johnson's dwelling was in the neighbourhood of Temple
+ Bar at the time of the nocturnal perambulation alluded to;
+ and that it was Savage (to whom he was so unaccountably
+ attached, in spite of the "bastard's" frailties) who enticed
+ the doctor from his bed to a midnight ramble. My primary
+ mistake consists in transposing the date of the doctor's
+ residence in Bolt Court, and introducing Savage at the era of
+ Boswell's acquaintance with Johnson; whereas the wayward poet
+ finished his miserable existence in a prison, at Bristol, 21
+ years prior to that event. Here I may be allowed a remark or
+ two on the animadversion which has been heaped on Johnson for
+ that beautiful piece of biography, "The Life of Richard
+ Savage." It has hitherto been somewhat of a mystery that the
+ stern critic whose strictures so severely exposed the
+ minutest derelictions of genius in all other instances,
+ should have adopted "the melting mood" in detailing the life
+ of such a man as Savage; for, much as we may admire the
+ concentrated smiles and tears of his two poems, "The
+ Bastard," and "The Wanderer," pitying the fortunes and
+ miseries of the author, yet his ungovernable temper and
+ depraved propensities, which led to his embruing his hands in
+ blood, his ingratitude to his patrons and benefactors, (but
+ chiefly to Pope,) and his degraded misemployment of talents
+ which might have raised him to the capital of the proud
+ column of intellect of that day,&mdash;all conduce to petrify
+ the tear of mingled mercy and compassion, which the
+ misfortunes of such a being might otherwise demand.
+ Nevertheless, as was lately observed by a respectable
+ journal, "there must have been <i>something</i> good about
+ him, or Samuel Johnson would not have loved him."
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ **H.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ DREAMS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ We see our joyous home,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Where the sapphire waters fall;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The porch, with its lone gloom,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The bright vines on its wall.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The flow'rs, the brooks, and trees,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Again are made our own,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The woodlands rife with bees,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the curfew's pensive tone.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Peace to the marble brow,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the ringlets tinged dark,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The heart is sleeping now
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In a still and holy ark!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Sleep hath clos'd the soft blue eye,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And unbound the silken tress
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their dreams are of the sky,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And pass'd is watchfulness.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ But a sleep they yet shall have,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Sunn'd with no vision's glow;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A sleep within the grave&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ When their eyes are quench'd and low!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ A glorious rest it is,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To earth's lorn children given,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pure as the bridal kiss,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To sleep&mdash;and wake in heaven!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ <i>Deal</i>. Reginald Augustine
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page356" name="page356"></a>[pg
+ 356]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ SCOTCH SONG.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Gin Lubin shows the ring to me
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ While reavin' Teviot side,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And asks me wi' an earnest e'e,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To be his bonny bride.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At sic a time I canna tell
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ What I to him might say,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But as I lo'e the laddie well,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I cudna tell him nae.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I'd say we twa as yet are young,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Wi' monie a day to spare,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An' then the suit should drap my tongue
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ That he might press it mair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I'd gae beside the point awhile,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Wi' proper laithfu' pride,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By lang to partin', wi' a smile,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Consent to be his bride.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ C. Cole.
+ </h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ The Sketch-Book.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THE LOVER STUDENT.
+ </h3>
+ <center>
+ <i>A Leaf from the Reminiscences of a Collegian</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;&mdash;He was but a poor undergraduate; not, indeed,
+ one of lowest grade, but still too much lacking pecuniary
+ supplies to render him an "eligible match." Julia, too,
+ though pretty, was portionless; and the world, which always
+ kindly interests itself in such affairs, said, they had no
+ business whatever to become attached to each other; but then,
+ such attachments and the world, never did, and never will
+ agree; and <i>I</i>, from fatal experience, assert that what
+ people impertinently call "falling in love," is a thing that
+ <i>cannot</i> be helped; <i>I</i>, at least, never could help
+ it. The regard of Millington and Julia was of a very peculiar
+ nature; it was a morsel of platonism, which is rather too
+ curious to pass unrecorded; for as far as I have been able,
+ upon the most minute investigation to ascertain, they never
+ spoke to each other during the period of their tender
+ acquaintance. No; they were not dumb, but lacking a mutual
+ friend to give them an introduction; their regard for decorum
+ and etiquette was too great to permit them to speak otherwise
+ than with their eyes. Millington had kept three terms, when I
+ arrived at &mdash;&mdash; College, a shy and gawky freshman;
+ we had been previously acquainted, and he, pitying perhaps my
+ youth and inexperience, patronized his playmate, and I became
+ his chum. For some time I was at a loss to account for sundry
+ fluctuations in Henry's disposition and manners. He shunned
+ society and would neither accept invitations to wine and
+ supper parties in other men's rooms, nor give such in his
+ own; nevertheless his person seemed to have become an object
+ of the tenderest regard; never was he so contented as when
+ rambling through the streets and walks, without his gown, in
+ a new and well cut suit; whilst in order eternally to display
+ his figure to the best advantage, he was content to endure as
+ heavy an infliction of fines and impositions, as the heads of
+ his college could lay upon his shoulders. He was ruined for a
+ reading-man. About this period he also had a perfect mania
+ for flowers; observing which, and fancying I might gratify my
+ friend by such a mark of attention, I one day went to his
+ rooms with a large bouquet in either hand. He was not at
+ home; but having carelessly enough forgotten to lock his
+ door, I commenced, <i>con amore</i>, (anticipating the
+ agreeable surprise which I should afford him) to fill his
+ vases with fresh, bright, and delicious summer flowers, in
+ lieu of the very mummies of their race by which they were
+ occupied. My work was in progress when Millington returned,
+ but, oh! good heavens! the rage, the profane, diabolical,
+ incomprehensible rage into which he burst! I shall never
+ forget. Away went my beautiful, my fragrant flowers, into the
+ court, and seizing upon the remnant of the mummies, as yet
+ untouched by my sacrilegious fingers, he tossed them into a
+ drawer, double locked it, and ordered me out of the room.
+ Dreading a kick, I was off at his word; but had not proceeded
+ half way down stairs, when a hand from the rear, roughly
+ grasped mine, and a voice, in a wild and hurried manner,
+ asked pardon for "intemperance." I should have called it
+ madness. We were again firm allies; but I resolved to fathom,
+ if possible, the mystery of the flowers. I now observed, with
+ surprise, that Millington never quitted his rooms without a
+ flower in his hand, or <i>boutonni&egrave;re</i>; which
+ flower, upon his return, appeared to have been either lost,
+ or metamorphosed into, sometimes, one of another description;
+ sometimes into a nosegay. Very strange indeed, thought I; and
+ began to have my suspicions that in all this might be traced
+ "fair woman's visitings." Yes, Millington must decidedly have
+ fallen in love. He was never in chapel, never in hall, never
+ in college, never at lectures, and never at parties; he was
+ in love, that was certain; but with whom? He knew none of the
+ resident gentry of &mdash;&mdash;, and he was far too proud
+ to involve himself in "an affair" with a girl of inferior
+ rank. Many men did so; but Millington despised them for it.
+ Accidentally I discovered that he adored Julia, the young,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page357" name="page357"></a>[pg
+ 357]</span> sweet daughter of an undoubted gentleman, who was
+ not yet "come out." She was a lively, pretty brunette, with
+ brownest curling hair, only fifteen; and to this day, I
+ believe, knows not the name of her lover. From an attic
+ window of a five storied house, this fond and beautiful girl
+ contrived, sometimes, to shower upon the head of her devoted
+ admirer sweet flowers, and sometimes this paragon of pairs
+ meeting each other in the walks, silently effected an
+ interchange of the buds and blossoms, with which they always
+ took care to be provided. Several weeks passed thus, Henry
+ and Julia seeing each other every day; but long vacation
+ would arrive; and on the evening preceding his departure from
+ &mdash;&mdash;, the lovelorn student, twisting round the stem
+ of a spicy carnation, a leaf which he had torn from his
+ pocket book, thus conveyed, with his farewell to Julia, an
+ intimation that he designed upon his return to college next
+ term, to effect an introduction to her family. Julia's
+ delight may easily be conceived. I remained in college for
+ the vacation to read, and had shortly the pleasure of
+ informing Millington that I should be able, upon his return,
+ to afford him the introduction which he had so much at heart,
+ having made the acquaintance of Julia and her family. Two
+ months elapsed ere Millington deigned to notice my letter.
+ His answer to it was expressed in these terms:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Freddy&mdash;I'm married to a proper vixen, I fancy; but to
+ twenty thousand pounds. Ay, my boy, there it is&mdash;no
+ doing in this world without the needful, and I'm not the ass
+ to fight shy of such a windfall. As for Julia, hang her. By
+ Jove, what an escape&mdash;wasn't it? Name her never again,
+ and should she cry for me, give her a sugar plum&mdash;a
+ kiss&mdash;a gingerbread husband, or yourself, as you please.
+ I am not so fond of milk and water, and bread and butter, I
+ can assure her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ever truly yours,<br />
+ Henry Owen Millington.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "P.S. Capital shooting hereabout&mdash;can't you slip over for
+ a few days?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Poor Julia! I certainly am not clear that I shall not marry
+ her myself; but as for that scoundrel Millington, he had
+ better take care how he comes in my way&mdash;that's all.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ M.L.B.
+ </h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ Manners &amp; Customs of all Nations.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ WHITSUN ALE.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the Coteswold, Gloucester, is a customary meeting at
+ Whitsuntide, vulgarly called an <i>Ale</i>, or <i>Whitsun
+ Ale</i>, resorted to by numbers of young people. Two persons
+ are chosen previous to the meeting, to be Lord and Lady of
+ the Ale or Yule, who dress as suitably as they can to those
+ characters; a large barn, or other building is fitted up with
+ seats, &amp;c. for the lord's hall. Here they assemble to
+ dance and regale in the best manner their circumstances and
+ the place will afford; each man treats his sweetheart with a
+ ribbon or favour. The lord and lady attended by the steward,
+ sword, purse, and mace-bearer, with their several badges of
+ office, honour the hall with their presence; they have
+ likewise, in their suit, a page, or train-bearer, and a
+ jester, dressed in a parti-coloured jacket. The lord's music,
+ consisting of a tabor and pipe, is employed to conduct the
+ dance. Companies of morrice-dancers, attended by the jester
+ and tabor and pipe, go about the country on Monday and
+ Tuesday in Whitsun week, and collect sums towards defraying
+ the expenses of the Yule. All the figures of the lord,
+ &amp;c. of the Yule, handsomely represented in basso-relievo,
+ stand in the north wall of the nave of Cirencester Church,
+ which vouches for the antiquity of the custom; and, on many
+ of these occasions, they erect a may-pole, which denotes its
+ rise in Druidism. The mace is made of silk, finely plaited
+ with ribbons on the top, and filled with spices and perfumes
+ for such of the company to smell to as desire it.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ Halbert H.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ ANCIENT FUNERAL RITES AMONG THE GREEKS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The dead were ever held sacred and inviolable even amongst
+ the most barbarous nations; to defraud them of any due
+ respect was a greater and more unpardonable sacrilege than to
+ spoil the temples of the gods; their memories were preserved
+ with a religious care and reverence, and all their remains
+ honoured with worship and adoration; hatred and envy
+ themselves were put to silence, for it was thought a sign of
+ a cruel and inhuman disposition to speak evil of the dead,
+ and prosecute revenge beyond the grave. The ancient Greeks
+ were strongly persuaded that their souls could not be
+ admitted into the Elysian fields till their bodies were
+ committed to the earth; therefore the honours (says Potter)
+ paid to the dead were the greatest and most necessary; for
+ these were looked upon as a debt so sacred, that such as
+ neglected to discharge it were thought accursed. Those who
+ died in foreign countries had usually their ashes
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page358" name="page358"></a>[pg
+ 358]</span> brought home and interred in the sepulchres of
+ their ancestors, or at least in some part of their native
+ country; it being thought that the same mother which gave
+ them life and birth, was only fit to receive their remains,
+ and afford them a peaceful habitation after death. Whence
+ ancient authors afford as innumerable instances of bodies
+ conveyed, sometimes by the command of oracles, sometimes by
+ the good-will of their friends, from foreign countries to the
+ sepulchres of their fathers, and with great solemnity
+ deposited there. Thus, Theseus was removed from Scyros to
+ Athens, Orestes from Tegea, &amp;c. Nor was this pious care
+ limited to persons of free condition, but slaves also had
+ some share therein; for we find (says Potter) the Athenian
+ lawgiver commanding the magistrates, called <i>Demarchi</i>,
+ under a severe penalty, to solemnize the funerals, not so
+ much of citizens, whose friends seldom failed of paying the
+ last honours, as of slaves, who frequently were destitute of
+ decent burial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those who wasted their patrimony, forfeited their right of
+ being buried in the sepulchres of their fathers. As soon as
+ any person had expired, they closed his eyes. Augustus
+ Caesar, upon the approach of his death, called for a
+ looking-glass, and caused his hair to be combed, and his
+ fallen cheeks decently composed. All the offices about the
+ dead were performed by their nearest relations; nor could a
+ greater misfortune befal any person than to want these
+ respects. When dying, their friends and relations came close
+ to the bed where they lay, to bid them farewell, and catch
+ their dying words, which they never repeated without
+ reverence. The want of opportunity to pay this compliment to
+ Hector, furnishes Andromache with matter of lamentation,
+ which is related in the Iliad. They kissed and embraced the
+ dying person, so taking their last farewell; and endeavoured
+ likewise to receive in their mouth his last breath, as
+ fancying his soul to expire with it, and enter into their
+ bodies. When any person died in debt at Athens, the laws of
+ that city gave leave to creditors to seize the dead body, and
+ deprive it of burial till payment was made; whence the corpse
+ of Miltiades, who died in prison, being like to want the
+ honour of burial, his son Cimon had no other means to release
+ it, but by taking upon himself his father's debts and
+ fetters. Sometime before interment, a piece of money was put
+ into the corpse's mouth, which was thought to be Charon's
+ fare for wafting the departed soul over the infernal river.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ P.T.W.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ SINGULAR MANORIAL CUSTOM.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Manor of Broughton Lindsay, in Lincolnshire, is held
+ under that of Caistor, by this strange service: viz. that
+ annually, upon Palm Sunday, the deputy of the Lord of the
+ Manor of Broughton, attends the church at Caistor, with a new
+ cart whip in his hand, which he cracks thrice in the church
+ porch; and passes with it on his shoulder up the nave into
+ the chancel, and seats himself in the pew of the lord of the
+ manor, where he remains until the officiating minister is
+ about to read the second lesson; he then proceeds with his
+ whip, to the lash of which he has in the meantime affixed a
+ purse, which ought to contain thirty silver pennies (instead
+ of which a single half crown is substituted,) and kneeling
+ down before the reading desk, he holds the purse, suspended
+ over the minister's head, all the time he is reading the
+ lesson. After this he returns to his seat. When divine
+ service is over, he leaves the whip and purse at the manor
+ house.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ H.B.A.
+ </h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ The Contemporary Traveller.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ MEXICO, OR NEW SPAIN.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The name of New Spain was at first given only to Yucatan by
+ Grijalva and his followers; but Cortez extended it to the
+ whole empire of Montezuma, which is described by the earliest
+ writers to have reached from Panama to New California. This,
+ however, appears, from more recent researches, on the
+ accuracy of which Humboldt relies with reason, to have been
+ larger than the reality justified; and the whole of
+ Tenochtitlan may be said to have been contained in the
+ present states of Vera Cruz, Oaxaca, Puebla, Mexico, and
+ Valadolid. In addition to the name given by Cortez, that of
+ the capital was extended to the whole kingdom of New Spain;
+ and since the revolution and the establishment of
+ independence, the several provinces form separate and
+ independent states, confederating together and constituting
+ the nineteen United States of Mexico; viz. Chiapa, Chihuahua,
+ Cohahuila and Texas, Durango, Guanaxuato, Mexico, Michoachan,
+ New Leon, Oaxaca, Puebla, Queretaro, San Luis Potosi, Sonora
+ and Cinaloa, Tabasco, Tamaulipas, Vera Cruz, Xalisco, Yucatan
+ and Zacatecas. Old and New California, Colima, New Mexico,
+ and Tlascala, though forming members of the federation,
+ declined having state governments, on account of the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page359" name="page359"></a>[pg
+ 359]</span> expense, and are designated territories. The
+ whole republic, according to Humboldt, occupies a space of
+ 75,830 square leagues, of twenty to an equinoxial degree; on
+ which there are to be found every inequality of surface, and
+ every variety of soil and climate, the two last of which are
+ dependent in most cases on the former.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The republic of Mexico, taken on the grand scale, may be
+ considered as a succession of small mountain-plains at
+ different heights, separated by mountains, and increasing in
+ magnitude as the coast recedes on both the eastern and
+ western sides, until the great centre plain be reached,
+ which, though much broken by mountain ridges, tends to the
+ north, maintaining nearly an equal elevation. The snow-capped
+ mountains of Orizava, and the volcanos of Puebla and Toluca,
+ are among the most splendid objects in the world. The
+ Mexicans divide the regions of their country into <i>Tierras
+ calientes, Tierras templadas</i>, and <i>Tierras frias</i>,
+ according to the climate. Throughout the whole country there
+ is a lamentable want of water, and of navigable rivers. The
+ lakes, too, appear to be yearly decreasing in extent, the
+ immediate consequence of which is, that the elevated portions
+ of the interior are nearly stripped of vegetation, and the
+ soil covered with an efflorescence of carbonate of soda,
+ there called <i>Tequisquita</i>, resembling very closely the
+ plains of the two Castiles, and recalling to the Eastern
+ traveller the desolate wastes of some parts of Persia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The effect of elevation on the temperature is most marked,
+ and it is no uncommon thing to be shivering on one side of
+ the street in the city of Mexico, and to be literally
+ scorched by the rays of the sun on the other. Changes are
+ upon record of 55&deg; of Fahrenheit within three hours, on
+ one of the mountain-plains at the same height with the valley
+ of Mexico.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding the volcanic character of Mexico, earthquakes
+ are by no means so frequent there as in some of the
+ neighbouring countries. One of the most memorable on record
+ occurred on the 14th of September, 1759, when the volcano of
+ Jorullo, with several smaller cones, forced the surface of
+ the soil, destroying all before it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The infinite variety of climate and soil fits this country
+ for the production of the fruits of all regions, from those
+ of the hottest within the tropics to those of the severest
+ cold, where cultivation can be carried on. But the want of
+ ports, and of navigable rivers on the Atlantic, opposes the
+ advantages that might result from this variety of production,
+ though on the Pacific there are a few admirable ports, such
+ as Acapulco. The prevalence of the "Nortes," or northerly
+ winds, at certain seasons, seriously affects the navigation
+ on one side, while that of the "papagallos" is as
+ inconvenient on the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Mexican population is commonly divided into seven
+ classes:&mdash;1. European Spaniards, commonly called
+ "<i>gachupines</i>." 2. White Creoles. 3. Mestizos,
+ descendants of Whites and Indians. 4. Mulattoes, descendants
+ of Whites and Blacks. 5. Zambos, from Indians and Negroes. 6.
+ Pure Indians. 7. African Blacks. But this classification may
+ be reduced to four:&mdash;1. Whites. 2. Indians. 3. Blacks.
+ 4. Mixed Races, the various gradations of which may be
+ considered almost infinite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Indians consist of a considerable number of distinct
+ tribes, differing in many points of appearance, and
+ speaking&mdash;not dialects but&mdash;languages entirely
+ different. No less than twenty of these have been traced, and
+ of fourteen of them there are already grammars and
+ dictionaries. The Indian population is chiefly centered in
+ the great plains, and towards the south; and Humboldt thinks
+ that it has flowed from the north to the south. The history
+ of four great migrations is preserved in the annals of
+ Mexico, which are worthy of more detailed examination than we
+ can bestow upon them. The great body of these people live
+ apart from the other races of their countrymen, in small
+ villages, full of ignorance, suspicion, and bigotry, and
+ displaying an apparent phlegm, from which it would seem
+ impossible to arouse them. This phlegmatic temperament
+ lessens the credit of the men with the females, who uniformly
+ prefer the European, or the still more vivacious negro. "The
+ indigenous Mexican is grave, melancholic, silent, so long as
+ he is not under the influence of intoxicating liquors. This
+ gravity is peculiarly remarkable in Indian children, who at
+ the age of four or five years display more intelligence and
+ precocity than the children of whites. The Mexican loves to
+ attach mystery even to his most trifling actions; the
+ strongest passions do not display themselves in his
+ countenance; the transition is frightful when it passes
+ suddenly from a state of absolute repose to that of violent
+ and unrestrained agitation." Slavery with them has engendered
+ guile. They are obstinate in all their habits and opinions;
+ their religion is one of mere ceremonial, justifying the
+ observation of a priest to Mr. Ward, "son mui buenos
+ Catolicos, pero mui malos
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page360" name="page360"></a>[pg
+ 360]</span> Cristianos" (very good Catholics, but very bad
+ Christians.) Deception in this, as well as in every thing
+ else, is the order of the day; and the Indian Alcalde now
+ oppresses the villagers as much as he himself has ever been.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Humboldt considers the Mexican Indian as destitute of all
+ imagination, though when to a certain degree educated, he
+ attributes to him facility in learning, a clearness of
+ understanding, a natural turn for reasoning, and a particular
+ aptitude to subtilize and seize trifling distinctions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The music and dancing are as dull as might be expected among
+ beings so full of phlegm. The Mexican has a turn for painting
+ and sculpture; and retains the same fondness for flowers that
+ struck Cortez so forcibly upwards of three centuries ago. The
+ "Indios Bravos," or Wild Indians, are said to display more
+ energy; but our information respecting them is remarkably
+ scanty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Among the active vices of the Mexican Indian, that of
+ drunkenness prevails to a most lamentable extent. In the
+ upper districts, <i>pulque</i>, or the fermented juice of the
+ aloe, is the principal tempter; sometimes a spirit, distilled
+ from the same plant, called <i>Vino de Mescal</i>; while, in
+ the hotter districts, the same effects are ensured by the
+ <i>chinguirito</i>, a very coarse kind of rum. Combined with
+ this disposition to intoxication, the Indian is
+ constitutionally indolent; and, now that he is a free man, he
+ will rarely work, except to obtain just as much as will
+ afford him the means of enjoying his greatest
+ luxury&mdash;that of steeping his senses in oblivion. This
+ last tendency is much to be deplored, as, in the larger
+ towns, we know that every Sunday (which is the day of
+ greatest indulgence) assassinations, to the extent of six or
+ eight each day, are the melancholy consequence of its
+ indulgence. Humboldt states that the police were in the
+ practice of sending tumbrels round, to collect the unhappy
+ victims of intoxication. The punishment was, and we believe
+ still is, three days' labour in the streets; but it does not
+ seem to be very efficacious, for generally within the week
+ the delinquents are again in custody.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is something characteristic in the indolence of these
+ sombre beings. They will travel immense distances; but to
+ steady labour they are, generally speaking, not prone. It is
+ told of them, that in one of the most fertile districts (the
+ <i>Baxio</i>) it is not unusual for an Indian, on receiving
+ his wages, to get thoroughly drunk, go to sleep, and on
+ awakening renew his potations and repose, until the
+ exhaustion of his finances compels him to return to labour.
+ In some parts, however, there are exceptions to this
+ observation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Education has been more attended to, by some of the leading
+ personages, than could have been expected in a society that
+ had been so much kept in the shade. We apprehend the
+ advantages are chiefly prospective, and may be well defined
+ in another generation; at present they are but small. The
+ whites have been, and still are, the most educated portion of
+ the Mexicans, owing, no doubt, to their greater opulence, and
+ having access to official rank. The mass of ignorance,
+ however, among all classes, is inconceivable to any one who
+ has only moved in the principal countries of Europe. Nor is
+ it confined to the lower classes, but finds protection among
+ the highest in the community. We heard a reverend canon of
+ the metropolitan church gravely inquire, whether it was
+ possible to reach London except by sailing up the Thames. And
+ we knew a very pretty, agreeable young lady, moving in the
+ first circles, who could not write a single letter at the age
+ of seventeen. She has been since married, and has, we are
+ informed, been taught to write by her husband, who is not a
+ Mexican. The religion of all classes resembles too much that
+ of the Indians; and the practical morality and general tone
+ of society are by no means refined. If one half of the
+ scandalous tales in circulation be true, the former ranks
+ with that of Paris in its worst periods, and the latter is
+ assuredly gross to a degree that would surprise even an
+ inhabitant of Madrid. The familiarity with which <i>every
+ subject</i> is treated at first excites emotions in an
+ Englishman of the most unpleasant kind, which gradually
+ subside, from the frequency with which they are discussed by
+ young and old; by high and low, of both
+ sexes.&mdash;<i>Foreign Quarterly Review</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ Notes of a Reader.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ SIR WALTER SCOTT'S NEW WORK.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ We detach this little descriptive gem from Sir Walter Scott's
+ "Anne of Geierstein," just published. An outline of this very
+ delightful novel will be found in a SUPPLEMENT with the
+ present number of the MIRROR.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The ancient tower of Geierstein, though neither extensive,
+ nor distinguished by architectural ornament, possessed an air
+ of terrible dignity by its position on the very verge of the
+ opposite bank of the torrent, which, just at the angle of the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page361" name="page361"></a>[pg
+ 361]</span> rock on which the ruins are situated, falls sheer
+ over a cascade of nearly a hundred feet in height, and then
+ rushes down the defile, through a trough of living rock,
+ which perhaps its waves have been deepening since time itself
+ had a commencement. Facing, and at the same time looking down
+ upon this eternal roar of waters, stood the old tower, built
+ so close to the verge of the precipice, that the buttresses
+ with which the architect had strengthened the foundation,
+ seemed a part of the solid rock itself, and a continuation of
+ its perpendicular ascent. As usual, throughout Europe in the
+ feudal times, the principal part of the building was a
+ massive square pile, the decayed summit of which was rendered
+ picturesque, by flanking turrets of different sizes and
+ heights, some round, some angular, some ruinous, some
+ tolerably entire, varying the outline of the building as seen
+ against the stormy sky."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THORWALDSEN.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Since the death of his illustrious contemporary, Canova,
+ Thorwaldsen, born at Copenhagen in 1771-2, has occupied the
+ public eye as head of the modern school. The character and
+ powers of this master are doubtless of a very elevated rank:
+ but neither in the extent nor excellence of his works, do we
+ apprehend his station to be so high as sometimes placed. The
+ genius of the Danish sculptor is forcible, yet is its energy
+ derived more from peculiarity than from real excellence. His
+ ideal springs less from imitation of the antique, or of
+ nature, than from the workings of his own individual
+ mind&mdash;it is the creation of a fancy seeking forcible
+ effect in singular combinations, rather than in general
+ principles; therefore hardly fitted to excite lasting or
+ beneficial influence upon the age. Simplicity and imposing
+ expression seem to have hitherto formed the principal objects
+ of his pursuit; but the distinction between the simple and
+ rude, the powerful and the exaggerated, is not always
+ observed in the labours of the Dane. His simplicity is
+ sometimes without grace; the impressive&mdash;austere, and
+ without due refinement. The air and contours of his heads,
+ except, as in the Mercury&mdash;an excellent example both of
+ the beauties and defects of the artist's style&mdash;when
+ immediately derived from antiquity, though grand and
+ vigorous, seldom harmonize in the principles of these efforts
+ with the majestic regularity of general nature. The forms,
+ again, are not unfrequently poor, without a vigorous
+ rendering of the parts, and destitute at times of their just
+ roundness. These defects may in some measure have arisen from
+ the early and more frequent practice of the artist in
+ relievos. In this department, Thorwaldsen is unexceptionably
+ to be admired. The Triumph of Alexander, originally intended
+ for the frieze of the government palace at Milan,
+ notwithstanding an occasional poverty, in the materials of
+ thought, is, as a whole, one of the grandest compositions in
+ the world; while the delicacy of execution, and poetic
+ feeling, in the two exquisite pieces of Night and Aurora,
+ leave scarcely a wish here ungratified. But in statues,
+ Thorwaldsen excels only where the forms and sentiment admit
+ of uncontrolled imagination, or in which no immediate
+ recourse can be had to fixed standards of taste, and to the
+ simple effects of nature. Hence, of all his works, as
+ admitting of unconfined expression, and grand peculiarity of
+ composition, the statues of the Apostles, considered in
+ themselves, are the most excellent. Thorwaldsen, in fine,
+ possesses singular, but in some respects erratic genius. His
+ ideas of composition are irregular; his powers of fancy
+ surpass those of execution; his conceptions seem to lose a
+ portion of their value and freshness in the act of
+ realizement. As an individual artist, he will command
+ deservedly a high rank among the names that shall go down to
+ posterity. As a sculptor, who will influence, or has extended
+ the principles of the art, his pretensions are not great; or,
+ should this influence and these claims not be thus limited,
+ the standard of genuine and universal excellence must be
+ depreciated in a like degree.&mdash;<i>Meme's History of
+ Sculpture, &amp;c.</i>
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ SIGN OF THE TIMES.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ One of the singularities of the time is an unwillingness to
+ tell the truth, even when there is no ground for suppressing
+ or perverting it. It is so frequently under or overstated by
+ most persons in this country who speak and write, according
+ to the side they have espoused, or the inclinations and
+ political principles of those by whom they are likely to be
+ read or heard, that they at last persuade themselves there is
+ a sort of impropriety in presenting facts in their proper
+ colours.&mdash;<i>Quarterly Review</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ A DUTCH TALE.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ A ballad of <i>Roosje</i> is perhaps the most touchingly told
+ story which the Dutch possess. It is of a maid&mdash;a
+ beloved maid&mdash;born at her mother's death&mdash;bred
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page362" name="page362"></a>[pg
+ 362]</span> up 'midst the tears and kisses of her
+ father&mdash;prattling thoughtlessly about her
+ mother&mdash;every one's admiration for beauty, cleverness,
+ and virtue&mdash;gentle as the moon shining on the downs. Her
+ name was to be seen written again and again on the sands by
+ the Zeeland youths&mdash;and scarcely a beautiful flower
+ bloomed but was gathered for her. Now in Zeeland, when the
+ south-winds of summer come, there comes too a delicate fish,
+ which hides itself in the sand, and which is dug out as a
+ luxury by the young people. It is the time of sport and
+ gaiety&mdash;and they venture far&mdash;far over the flat
+ coast into the sea. The boys drag the girls among the
+ waves&mdash;and Roosje was so dragged, notwithstanding many
+ appeals. "A kiss, a kiss, or you go further," cried her
+ conductor&mdash;she fled&mdash;he followed, both
+ laughing:&mdash;"Into the sea&mdash;into the sea," said all
+ her companions&mdash;he pushes her on&mdash;it is deeper, and
+ deeper&mdash;she shrieks&mdash;she sinks&mdash;they sink
+ together&mdash;the sands were faithless&mdash;there was no
+ succour&mdash;the waves rolled over them&mdash;there was
+ stillness and death:&mdash;The terrified playmates
+ looked&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "All silently,&mdash;they look'd again&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And silently sped home&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And every heart was bursting then,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But every tongue was dumb.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "And still and stately o'er the wave,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The mournful moon arose,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Flinging pale beams upon the grave,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Where they in peace repose.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "The wind glanc'd o'er the voiceless sea,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The billows kissed the strand&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And one sad dirge of misery
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Fill'd all the mourning land."
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <i>Foreign Quarterly Review</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ ENGLAND AND HER COLONIES.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The discouragement of colonization is certainly not the
+ feeling of the great majority of the people of England, and
+ it is equally certain that it is not the policy of this
+ empire. Whatever may be the fate of the several British
+ colonies at some future and distant period, it is something
+ at least to have spread our laws and language, and moral
+ character, over the most distant parts of the globe. The
+ colonies that speak the language of Old England&mdash;that
+ preserve her manners and her habits&mdash;will always be her
+ best customers; and their surplus capital will always centre
+ in the mother country. It was not the opinion of our
+ ancestors, that colonies were an incumbrance;
+ they&mdash;good, stupid souls&mdash;imagined that colonies
+ enlarged the sphere of commerce&mdash;-that commerce required
+ ships&mdash;that ships created seamen for manning the royal
+ navy, and that the whole contributed to individual wealth, to
+ the national revenue, and the national strength; and such we
+ believe still to be the opinion of men of sound practical
+ knowledge, whose minds are unwarped by abstract systems and
+ preconceived theories, to which every thing must be made to
+ bend. Such, too, was the feeling of that extraordinary man,
+ who, with the solitary exception of England, exacted homage
+ from every crowned head of Europe. This man, in the plenitude
+ of his power, felt that something was still wanting to enable
+ him to grapple with one little island, invulnerable by its
+ maritime strength, the sinews of which he knew to be derived
+ from its colonies: he felt that, deprived as he was of
+ "ships, colonies, and commerce," England was able to stand
+ alone among nations, and to bid defiance to his overwhelming
+ power. That cunning fox, too, by whose councils he was
+ occasionally guided, knew too well the degree of strength
+ that England derived from her colonies, which he described to
+ be her very vitals, and which could only be reached by a
+ powerful navy. He designated them as the sheet anchor of
+ Great Britain&mdash;the prop that supported her maritime
+ superiority&mdash;the strongholds of her power. "Deprive her
+ of her colonies," said Talleyrand. "and you break down her
+ last wall; you fill up her last ditch."&mdash;<i>Fas est et
+ ab hoste doceri.&mdash;Quarterly Review</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ INVITATIONS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ As a certificate of your intention to be punctual, you may
+ send your friends, a similar billet to the following:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My dear Sir,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The honour of your company is requested to dine with
+ &mdash;&mdash; on <i>Fry</i>day, 1828.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The favour of a positive answer is requested, or the
+ proffered plate will be appropriated as it was when&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Sir Ill-bred Ignorance</i> returned the following
+ answer:&mdash;"I shall be quite happy to come if I possibly
+ can." Such words the committee voted were equivalent to
+ these&mdash;I'll come, if in the mean time I am not invited
+ to a party that I like better.&mdash;<i>Dr. Kitchiner</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ GENEVA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Has very little, as a city, to recommend it. It is
+ characterized by much active industry within doors, the
+ <i>savans</i> and <i>mechaniciens</i> being pent up in their
+ closets and ateliers, and very little gaiety pervades the
+ promenades. Some parts of the town are sufficiently
+ picturesque; the overhanging roofs, for which it is
+ remarkable, are, however, too lofty to screen the pedestrian
+ from the rain, especially
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page363" name="page363"></a>[pg
+ 363]</span> if accompanied by a high wind, and form no shade
+ from the sun. The pavement of the streets is bad, and their
+ irregularity is a considerable drawback from the internal
+ appearance. The pavement of the inclined plane in the Hotel
+ de Ville, by which we gain the arduous ascent that conducts
+ to the Passport office, is a curiosity of its kind, and
+ perhaps unique. The city is tolerably well fenced in with
+ walls within walls, draw and suspension bridges, and gates;
+ while stakes and chains secure from surprise on the part of
+ the lake. The small canton of Geneva, though in the vicinity
+ of the Great Alpine chain and the mountains of the Jura,
+ includes no mountains. The name of the city and canton has
+ been traced by the etymologists to a Celtic origin;
+ <i>Gen</i>, a sally-port or exit, and <i>av</i>, a river,
+ probably because the Rhone here leaves the Leman lake. The
+ eagle on the escutcheon of the city arms indicates its having
+ been an <i>imperial</i> city; and it is believed the key was
+ an adjunct of Pope Martin V., in the year 1418. The motto on
+ the scroll, "Ex tenebris lux," appears to have existed
+ anterior to the <i>light</i> of the Reformation. The number
+ of inhabitants may now be estimated at about 22,000; but it
+ appears, by a census in 1789, to have been 26,148. In this
+ moral city, it is computed that every twelfth birth is
+ illegitimate. The number of people engaged in clock and
+ watch-making and jewellery, may be safely rated at 3,000. In
+ years favourable to these staple manufactures 75,000 ounces
+ of gold are employed, which is almost equally divided between
+ watches and jewellery. The daily supply of silver is about
+ 134 ounces. Pearls form an article of considerable value in
+ the jewellery, and have been rated at no less a sum that
+ 1,200 francs daily. 70,000 watches are annually made, only
+ one-twelfth of which are in silver. More than fifty distinct
+ branches are comprised in the various departments, and each
+ workman, on the average, earns about three shillings
+ a-day.&mdash;<i>Mr. John Murray's Tour</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ HANDEL.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Some folks eat two or three times as much as others&mdash;for
+ instance, our incomparable and inspired composer, Handel,
+ required uncommonly large and frequent supplies of food.
+ Among other stories told of this great musician, it is said
+ that whenever he dined <i>alone</i> at a tavern, he always
+ ordered "dinner for <i>three</i>;" and on receiving an answer
+ to his question&mdash;"Is de tinner retty?"&mdash;"As soon as
+ the company come."&mdash;He said, <i>con strepito</i>, "Den
+ pring up te Tinner <i>prestissimo</i>, I am de gombany."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ BAD WRITING.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>From one of Dr. Parr's Letters</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His letters put me in mind of tumult and anarchy; there is
+ sedition in every sentence; syllable has no longer any
+ confidence in syllable, but dissolves its connexion as
+ preferring an alliance with the succeeding word. A page of
+ his epistle looks like the floor of a garden-house, covered
+ with old, crooked nails, which have just been released from a
+ century's durance in a brick wall. I cannot cast my eyes on
+ his character without being religious. This is the only good
+ effect I have derived from his writings; he brings into my
+ mind the resurrection, and paints the tumultuous
+ resuscitation of awakened men with a pencil of masterly
+ confusion. I am fully convinced of one thing, either that he
+ or his pen is intoxicated when he writes to me, for his
+ letters seem to have borrowed the reel of wine, and stagger
+ from one corner of the sheet to the other. They remind me of
+ Lord Chatham's administration, lying together heads and
+ points in one truckle-bed.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ WINE AND WATER.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The same quantity of wine diluted intoxicates sooner than the
+ same quantity drank in the same time <i>without</i> dilution;
+ the wine being applied to a larger surface of the stomach,
+ acts with proportionably greater quickness&mdash;though wine
+ <i>diluted</i> sooner <i>intoxicates</i>, its effects are
+ sooner over.&mdash;<i>Dr. Kitchiner</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ NEW SOUTH WALES.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Of the total population of New South Wales, which, in round
+ numbers, may be taken at 40,000, the Free Emigrants
+ </p>
+ <pre>
+ amount only to about ............ 7,000
+ Native Children ................. 5,000
+ Emancipated Convicts............. 8,000
+ Convicts in Servitude .......... 20,000
+ ______
+ 40,000
+</pre>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ OMEN.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ As Cooke, the solicitor-general, was beginning to open the
+ pleadings at the trial of Charles I, the king gently tapped
+ him on the shoulder with his cane, crying "Hold, hold!" At
+ the same moment the silver head of the cane fell off, and
+ rolled on the floor.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page364" name="page364"></a>[pg
+ 364]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ COTTAGE GARDENS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The comforts and benefits to be derived from a well
+ cultivated garden, by a poor man's family, are almost beyond
+ calculation. What a resource for hours after work, or when
+ trade is dull, and regular work scarce! What a contrast and
+ counteraction is the healthy, manly, employment which a
+ cottage garden affords, to the close, impure, unwholesome
+ air, the beastliness and obscenity, the waste of time, the
+ destruction of morals, the loss of character, money, and
+ health, which are the inmates of too many common
+ ale-houses!&mdash;<i>Gardener's Mag</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ PAINTING.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Painting, were the use of it universal, would be a powerful
+ means of instruction to children and the lower orders; and
+ were all the fine surfaces, which are now plain, and
+ absolutely wasted, enriched with the labours of the art, if
+ they once began to appear, they would accumulate rapidly; and
+ were the ornamented edifices open to all, as freely as they
+ ought to be, a wide field of new and agreeable study would
+ offer itself. A person, who thoroughly understood the
+ well-chosen subjects, and was qualified to explain them to a
+ stranger, could not be devoid of knowledge, nor could his
+ mind want food for constant contemplation. The sense of
+ beauty has hitherto been little cultivated in Great Britain;
+ but it certainly exists, and shows itself principally in
+ laying out gardens and pleasure-grounds with unrivalled
+ skill.&mdash;<i>Edin. Review</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ Spirit of Discovery.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <center>
+ <i>Hydrophobia</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ In the <i>New Monthly Magazine</i> for October, 1826, is the
+ following statement of the efficacy of the guaco for the cure
+ of the bite of a mad dog, published by the gentleman who
+ first made use of the plant in South America, as an antidote
+ to that scourge of human nature, hydrophobia; his words are,
+ "I shall simply state, that during my residence in South
+ America, I had frequent opportunities of witnessing the
+ direful effects of hydrophobia, without having in any one
+ case that came under my care been successful in its cure by
+ the usual modes prescribed in Europe. It fortunately occurred
+ to me, that the guaco, so celebrated for curing the bite or
+ sting of all venomous snakes, might prove equally efficacious
+ in hydrophobic cases. How far my idea was correct that an
+ analogy existed between the virus of a serpent and that of a
+ rabid dog, I leave to others to determine; but such was my
+ opinion, and I acted upon it in all subsequent cases with
+ complete success."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We understand the same gentleman has received from South
+ America two plants which he was in the habit of prescribing
+ for insanity and pulmonary consumption, with the happiest
+ effects; and as it is his intention to give them an immediate
+ trial, should they be found to answer in Europe, as in South
+ America, of which he has not the least doubt, the discovery
+ may be considered as of the first consequence in medicine.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Mutton Hams</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ The <i>Journal Des Reconnaissances Useless</i> gives the
+ following method of curing legs of mutton like ham:&mdash;It
+ is necessary that the mutton should be very fat. Two ounces
+ of raw sugar must be mixed with an ounce of common salt and
+ half a spoonful of saltpetre. The meat is to be rubbed well
+ with this, and then placed in a tureen. It must be beaten and
+ turned twice a day during three consecutive days; and the
+ scum which comes from the meat having been taken off, it is
+ to be wiped, and again rubbed with the mixture. The next day
+ it should be again beaten, and the two operations ought to be
+ repeated alternately during ten days, care being taken to
+ turn the meat each time. It must be then exposed to the smoke
+ for ten days. These hams are generally eaten cold.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Potato Chestnuts</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ A mode has been adopted to prepare potatoes as food, which
+ has at least one advantage&mdash;that of economy. The
+ potatoes are roasted in a kiln or oven, and are thus
+ prevented from sprouting, (which injures their quality so
+ much at this season of the year,) and are thus preserved for
+ some time in a fit state for consumption. They are better for
+ being again heated before they are used, and though it is to
+ be regretted that persons should be reduced to such food, yet
+ they are cheaper and more wholesome than the bread usually
+ given in times of scarcity to the poorer classes.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>New Pyrometer</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ A new air-thermometer has been invented by M. Pouillet, for
+ the purpose of measuring degrees of heat in very high
+ temperatures; an object hitherto of very difficult
+ attainment. By means of this instrument it has been
+ ascertained, that the heat of melted silver is 1677&deg;; of
+ a melted mixture of one part gold and three parts silver,
+ 1803&deg;; and of melted pure gold 2096&deg;.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page365" name="page365"></a>[pg
+ 365]</span>
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>To Destroy Slugs</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ A correspondent of the <i>Gardener's Magazine</i> states,
+ that after in vain trying salt, lime, and dibbling holes for
+ preserving young cauliflowers and cabbages from slugs, he
+ succeeded by spreading some well cut chaff round the plants
+ under hand glasses, and some round the outsides of the
+ glasses. The slugs in their attempt to reach the plant, find
+ themselves immediately enveloped in the chaff, which prevents
+ their moving, so that when he raised the glasses to give the
+ plants air, he found hundreds of disabled slugs round the
+ outside of the glasses, which he took away and destroyed.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>To make Kitchen Vegetables tender</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ When peas, French beans, &amp;c. do not boil easily, it has
+ usually been imputed to the coolness of the season, or to the
+ rains. This popular notion is erroneous. The difficulty of
+ boiling them soft arises from an excess of gypsum imbibed
+ during their growth. To correct this, throw a small quantity
+ of subcarbonate of soda into the pot along with the
+ vegetables.&mdash;<i>From the French</i>.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Beet Root Sugar</i>
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ Has now become an article of some practical magnitude in
+ French commerce; since the annual consumption is between
+ seven and eight million pounds.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Silk Trade</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ It was lately mentioned by Mr. Huskisson, in the House of
+ Commons, as a proof of the flourishing state of our trade,
+ that British Bandanna handkerchiefs were in the course of
+ shipment to India. In addition to this fact, we can state of
+ our own knowledge that they are now exporting to France, in
+ no inconsiderable quantities, not merely as samples, but in
+ the regular course of trade.&mdash;<i>For. Quart. Rev.</i>
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Electricity</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ It is curious to take a retrospective view of the mode in
+ which the effects of the Leyden phial were announced to the
+ world, on their first discovery. The philosophers who first
+ experienced, in their own person, the shock attendant on the
+ transmission of an electric discharge, were so impressed with
+ wonder and with terror by this novel sensation, that they
+ wrote the most ridiculous and exaggerated account of their
+ feelings on the occasion. Muschenbrok states, that he
+ received so dreadful a concussion in his arms, shoulder, and
+ heart, that he lost his breath, and it was two days before he
+ could recover from its effects; he declared also, that he
+ should not be induced to take another shock for the whole
+ kingdom of France. Mr. Allemand reports, that the shock
+ deprived him of breath for some minutes, and afterwards
+ produced so acute a pain along his right arm, that he was
+ apprehensive it might be attended with serious consequences.
+ Mr. Winkler informs us, that it threw his whole body into
+ convulsions, and excited such a ferment in his blood, as
+ would have thrown him into a fever, but for the timely
+ employment of febrifuge remedies. He states, that at another
+ time it produced copious bleeding at the nose; the same
+ effect was produced also upon his lady, who was almost
+ rendered incapable of walking. The strange accounts naturally
+ excite the attention and wonder of all classes of people; the
+ learned and the vulgar were equally desirous of experiencing
+ so singular a sensation, and great numbers of half-taught
+ electricians wandered through every part of Europe to gratify
+ this universal curiosity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is on the nervous system that the most considerable action
+ of electricity is exerted. A strong charge passed through the
+ head, gave to Mr. Singer the sensation of a violent but
+ universal blow, and was followed by a transient loss of
+ memory and indistinctness of vision. If a charge be sent
+ through the head of a bird, its optic nerve is usually
+ injured or destroyed, and permanent blindness induced; and a
+ similar shock given to larger animals, produces a tremulous
+ state of the muscles, with general prostration of strength.
+ If a person who is standing receive a charge through the
+ spine, he loses his power over the muscles to such a degree,
+ that he either drops on his knees, or falls prostrate on the
+ ground; if the charge be sufficiently powerful, it will
+ produce immediate death, in consequence, probably, of the
+ sudden exhaustion of the whole energy of the nervous system.
+ Small animals, such as mice and sparrows, are instantly
+ killed by a shock from thirty square inches of glass. Van
+ Marum found that eels are irrecoverably deprived of life when
+ a shock is sent through their whole body; but when only a
+ part of the body is included in the circuit, the destruction
+ of irritability is confined to that individual part, while
+ the rest retains the power of motion. Different persons are
+ affected in very different degrees by electricity, according
+ to their peculiar constitutional susceptibility. Dr. Young
+ remarks, that a very minute tremor, communicated to the most
+ elastic parts of the body, in particular the chest, produces
+ an agitation of the nerves, which is not wholly unlike the
+ effect of a weak electricity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page366" name="page366"></a>[pg
+ 366]</span> The bodies of animals killed by electricity,
+ rapidly undergo putrefaction, and the action of electricity
+ upon the flesh of animals is also found to accelerate this
+ process in a remarkable degree. The same effect has been
+ observed in the bodies of persons destroyed by lightning. It
+ is also a well-established fact, that the blood does not
+ coagulate after death from this cause.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Transplanting Shrubs in full Growth</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ Dig a narrow trench round the plant, leaving its roots in the
+ middle in an isolated ball of earth; fill the trench with
+ plaster of Paris, which will become hard in a few minutes,
+ and form a case to the ball and plant, which may be lifted
+ and removed any where at pleasure.&mdash;<i>French Paper</i>.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Freezing Mixture</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ A cheap and powerful freezing mixture may be made by
+ pulverizing Glauber's salts finely, and placing it level at
+ the bottom of a glass vessel. Equal parts of sal ammoniac and
+ nitre are then to be finely powdered, and mixed together, and
+ subsequently added to the Glauber's salts, stirring the
+ powders well together; after which adding water sufficient to
+ dissolve the salts, a degree of cold will be produced,
+ frequently below Zero of Fahrenheit. But Mr. Walker states,
+ that nitrate of ammonia, phosphate of soda, and diluted
+ nitric acid, will on the instant produce a reduction of
+ temperature amounting to 80 degrees. It is desirable to
+ reduce the temperature of the substances previously, if
+ convenient, by placing the vessels in water, with nitre
+ powder thrown in occasionally.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Microscopic Examination of the Blood</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ By the aid of Tulley's achromatic microscope, and under
+ highly magnifying powers, it has recently been discovered
+ that the globules of the blood congeal into flat circular
+ bodies, and arrange themselves in rows, one body being placed
+ partly underneath another, and in like manner as a pile of
+ similar coins, when thrown gently down, would be found to
+ arrange themselves. This curious effect has been attributed
+ to the vitality yet remaining in the blood, during the act of
+ congealing. At any rate it is a most singular fact, for
+ although we might naturally conceive that the flattened
+ circular plates would place themselves in juxtaposition, yet
+ we never could have supposed that they would have partly
+ slipped underneath each other. In order to make this very
+ curious experiment, it is necessary that the blood, as
+ freshly drawn, be slightly and thinly smeared over the
+ surface of a slip of crown, or window glass, and be covered
+ with a very thin slip of Bohemian plate glass; and thus some
+ slight inequalities in the thickness of the layer of blood
+ between them will be produced, and which are necessary to
+ succeed in producing the very curious appearances
+ abovementioned.&mdash;<i>Gilt's Repository</i>.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>To make the Liqueur Cura&ccedil;oa</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ Put into a large bottle, nearly filled with alcohol, at
+ thirty-four degrees of Baum&eacute; (or thirty-six) the peels
+ of six fine Portugal oranges, which are smooth skinned, and
+ let them infuse for fifteen days. At the end of this time,
+ put into a large stone or glass vessel, 11 ounces of brandy
+ at eighteen degrees, 4-1/2 ounces of white sugar, and 4-1/2
+ ounces of river water. When the sugar is dissolved, add a
+ sufficient quantity of the above infusion of orange peels, to
+ give it a predominant flavour; and aromatise with 3 grammes
+ of fine cinnamon, and as much mace, both well bruised.
+ Lastly, throw into the liqueur 31 grammes (1 ounce) of Brazil
+ wood, in powder. Leave the whole in infusion ten days, being
+ stirred three or four times a day. At the end of this time
+ taste the liqueur; and if it be too strong and sweet, add
+ more water to it; if too weak, add alcohol, at 30 degrees;
+ and if it be not sweet enough, put syrup to it. Give it
+ colour with caramel when you would tinge it.&mdash;<i>From
+ the French</i>.
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Subterraneous Growth of Potatoes</i>.
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ A mixture of two parts Danube sand, and one part common
+ earth, was laid in a layer an inch thick, in one corner of my
+ cellar; and, in April, thirty-two yellow potatoes with their
+ skins placed upon its surface. They threw out stalks on all
+ sides; and, at the end of the following November, more than a
+ quarter of a bushel of the best potatoes were gathered, about
+ a tenth part of which were about the size of apples&mdash;the
+ rest as large as nuts. The skin was very thin; the pulp
+ farinaceous, white, and of a good taste. No attention was
+ given to the potatoes during the time they remained on the
+ sand, and they grew without the influence of the sun or
+ light. This trial may be advantageously applied in fortified
+ places, hospitals, houses of correction, and, in general, in
+ all places where cellars or subterraneous places occur, being
+ neither too cold nor too moist; and where it is important to
+ procure a cheap, but abundant nourishment for many
+ individuals.&mdash;<i>From the French</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page367" name="page367"></a>[pg
+ 367]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Retrospective Gleanings.
+ </h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ CHILTERN HUNDREDS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The three Hundreds of Desborough, Stoke, and Burnham, in
+ Bucks, are called the "Chiltern Hundreds," and take their
+ name from the Chalk Hills which run through Bucks and the
+ neighbouring counties. The property of these Hundreds
+ remaining in the Crown, a Steward is appointed at a salary of
+ 20<i>s</i>. and all fees, which nominal office is accepted by
+ any Member of Parliament who wishes to vacate his seat.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ PEG TANKARDS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ At Braintree and Booking, in Essex, when topers partake of a
+ pot of ale, it is divided into three parts or draughts, the
+ first of which is called <i>neckum</i>, the second
+ <i>sinkum</i>, and the third <i>swankum</i>. In Bailey's
+ Dictionary, <i>swank</i> is said to be "that remainder of
+ liquor at the bottom of a tankard, pot, or cup, which is just
+ sufficient for one draught, which it is not accounted good
+ manners to divide with the left-hand man, and according to
+ the quantity is called either a large or little swank."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ CHIMNEYS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Has the precise period been ascertained when chimneys upon
+ the present mode were first constructed in England? It was
+ apparently not sooner than Henry the Eighth's time; for
+ Leland, when he visited Bolton Castle, in Yorkshire, seems to
+ have been greatly surprised by the novelty and ingenuity of
+ the contrivance. "One thing (says he) I much notyd in the
+ haull of Bolton, how chimneys was conveyed by tunnills made
+ in the sydds of the waulls, betwixt the lights; and by this
+ meanes is the smoke of the harthe wonder strangely convayed."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The front of St. John's Hospital at Lichfield, presents one
+ of the most curious ancient specimens extant of this part of
+ our early domestic architecture. This building was erected
+ 1495, but it is possible that the remarkable chimneys may
+ have been subsequently added.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ OLD LONDON.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a collection of Epigrams written by Thomas Freeman, of
+ Gloucestershire, and published in 1014, is the following,
+ entitled "London's Progresse:"&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "Why, how nowe, Babell, whither wilt thou build?
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I see old Holbourne, Charing Crosse, the Strand,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Are going to St. Giles's in-the-field,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Saint Katerne, she takes Wapping by the hand,
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "And Hogsdon will to Hygate ere't be long,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ London has got a great way from the streame,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thinke she means to go to Islington,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To eate a dish of strawberries and creame.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The City's sure in progresse I surmise,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Or going to revell it in some disorder,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Without the Walls, without the Liberties,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Where she neede feare nor Mayor nor Recorder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well! say she do, 'twere pretty, yet 'tis pitty
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ A Middlesex Bailiff should arrest the Citty."
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ W.C.R.R.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ AVVER.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The word "Avver" has doubtless the same origin as the German
+ word <i>"Hafer" "Haber"</i> which signifies in English,
+ <i>oat</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In some parts of Germany a pap of oatmeal "Haferbrei" is very
+ common as breakfast of the lower classes. Of "Haferbrod"
+ oatbread, I only heard in 1816, when the other sorts of grain
+ were so very scarce in Germany.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>A German and Constant Reader of the Mirror</i>.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THE HALCYON
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So often alluded to by the poets, is the bird called the King
+ Fisher. It was believed by the ancients that while the female
+ brooded over the eggs, the sea and weather remained calm and
+ unruffled; hence arose the expression of Halcyon days.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ R.N.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ SIR ISAAC NEWTON.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ (<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Woolsthorp, Lincolnshire, a little village on the great north
+ road between Stamford and Grantham, is memorable as the
+ birthplace of that illustrious philosopher, Sir Isaac Newton.
+ The house in which he was born, is a kind of farmhouse, built
+ of stone, and is, or was lately standing. The learned Dr.
+ Stukely visited it in 1721, and was showed the inside of it
+ by the country people; in a letter to Dr. Mead on this
+ occasion, he says, "They led me up stairs, and showed me Sir
+ Isaac's study, where I suppose he studied when in the
+ country, in his younger days, as perhaps, when he visited his
+ mother from the university. I observed the shelves were of
+ his own making, being pieces of deal boxes, which probably he
+ sent his books and clothes down in upon these occasions."
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ Halbert H.
+ </h4>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page368" name="page368"></a>[pg
+ 368]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ The Gatherer.
+ </h2>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ When Dr. Johnson courted Mrs. Porter, whom he afterwards
+ married, he told her "that he was of mean extraction, that he
+ had no money; and that he had an uncle hanged!" The lady by
+ way of reducing herself, to an equality with the doctor,
+ replied, "that she had no more money than himself; and that,
+ though she had not a relation hanged, she had <i>fifty who
+ deserved hanging</i>." And thus was accomplished this very
+ curious amour.
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ W.G.C.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ On the Dorchester road from Sturminster, is a public-house
+ called the "King's Stag," its sign displays a stag with a
+ gold collar around its neck, and underneath are the following
+ lines:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ When Julius Caesar landed here,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was then a little deer;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Julius Caesar reigned king,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Round my neck he put this ring;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever shall me overtake,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Spare my life for Caesar's sake.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ Ruris.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ When Lord Norbury was applied to by a collector of one of the
+ local taxes for the amount of tax, his lordship said, he had
+ already paid it, and on looking to his file, discovered a
+ receipt, signed by the same collector who then applied for
+ it. The tax-man, confounded, apologized in the best manner he
+ could, stating his regret that he did not recollect it. "I
+ dare say," said my lord, "you are very sorry you did not
+ <i>re</i>-collect it."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ IN KENSINGTON CHURCHYARD.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ "Here are deposited the remains of Mrs. Ann Floyer, the
+ beloved wife of Mr. Richard Floyer, of Thistle Grove, in this
+ parish, died on Thursday the 8th of May, 1823.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "<i>God hath chosen her as a pattern for the other
+ Angels</i>."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ IN DUNDEE CHURCHYARD.
+ </h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "Here lies the body of John Watson,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Read not this with your hats on,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For why? He was the Provost of Dundee,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hallelujah, hallelugee."
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza"></div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ NEW MEASURE.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Shortly after the introduction of the New Weights and
+ Measures, an innkeeper in a market-town, not far from
+ Sudbury, in Suffolk, sent his ostler to a customer with a
+ quantity of liquor, which he delivered with the following
+ words:&mdash;"Marstur bid me tell ye <i>Sar</i>, as how 'tis
+ the New <i>Infarnal</i> Measure."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ A farmer calling upon his landlord to pay his rent,
+ apologized for being late, by saying that his illness
+ prevented his attending earlier, and he did not know what his
+ disorder was. The gentleman told him it was "Influenza."
+ Returning home he was met by the schoolmaster of the village,
+ who inquired after his health, "I am very poorly," replied
+ the farmer, "my landlord tells me my complaint is <i>Humphry
+ Windsor</i>."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ A witness on a trial being interrogated by Judge Willis, in a
+ manner not pleasing to him, turned to an acquaintance, and
+ told him in a half whisper, "he did not come there to be
+ queered by the old one." Willis heard him, and instantly
+ replied, in his own cant, "I am old 'tis true&mdash;and I'm
+ rum sometimes&mdash;and for once I'll be queer&mdash;and I
+ send you to quod."
+ </p>
+ <h4>
+ H.B.A.
+ </h4>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ An exciseman whose remarks and answers were frequently rather
+ odd, riding at a quick pace upon a <i>blind</i> pony, was met
+ by a person who praised the animal much, "Yes," replied the
+ officer, "he is a very good one, only he <i>shies</i> at
+ every thing he <i>sees</i>."
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ SIR WALTER SCOTT'S NEW NOVEL
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ A supplement published with the present Number, contains an
+ outline of of the Novel of Anne of Geierstein, OR THE MAID OF
+ THE MIST; With Unique Extracts, &amp;c.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ LIMBIRD'S EDITION OF THE<br />
+ <i>Following Novels is already Published:</i>
+ </p>
+ <pre>
+ s. d.
+ Mackenzie's Man of Feeling 0 6
+ Paul and Virginia 0 6
+ The Castle of Otranto 0 6
+ Almoran and Hamet 0 6
+ Elizabeth, or the Exiles of Siberia 0 6
+ The Castles of Athlin and Dunbayne 0 6
+ Rasselas 0 8
+ The Old English Baron 0 8
+ Nature and Art 0 8
+ Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield 0 10
+ Sicilian Romance 1 0
+ The Man of the World 1 0
+ A Simple Story 1 4
+ Joseph Andrews 1 6
+ Humphry Clinker 1 8
+ The Romance of the Forest 1 8
+ The Italian 2 0
+ Zeluco, by Dr. Moore 2 6
+ Edward, by Dr. Moore 2 6
+ Roderick Random 2 6
+ The Mysteries of Udolpho 3 6
+ Peregrine Pickle 4 6
+</pre>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ <i>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143. Strand, (near
+ Somerset House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New
+ Market, Leipsic; and by all Newsmen and Booksellers</i>.
+ </p>
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11340 ***</div>
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