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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11326 ***</div>
+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, Vol. 10, No. 288, Supplementary Number, by Various</h1>
+AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION, VOL. 10, NO. 288, SUPPLEMENTARY NUMBER***
+
+
+</pre>
+<center><b>E-text prepared by Jonathan Ingram, Terry Gilliland, David Garcia,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team</b></center>
+<br />
+<br />
+<hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page409" name="page409"></a>[pg
+ 409]</span>
+ <h1>
+ THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+ </h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <table width="100%" summary="Banner">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left">
+ <b>VOL. X, NO. 288.]</b>
+ </td>
+ <td align="center">
+ <b>SUPPLEMENTARY NUMBER</b>
+ </td>
+ <td align="right">
+ <b>[PRICE 2d.</b>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h3>
+ The Return of a Victorious Armament to a Greek City.
+ </h3>
+ <div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+ <a href="images/288-1.png"><img width="100%"
+ src="images/288-1.png"
+ alt="The Return of a Victorious Armament to A Greek City." />
+ </a>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ SPIRIT OF "THE ANNUALS" FOR 1828.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Our readers have annually anticipated a high treat from this
+ splendid intellectual banquet, served up by some of the
+ master<a id="footnotetag1"
+ name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a>
+ spirits of the age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We doubt whether the comparison is refined enough for the
+ fair authoresses; but our fancy has led us to class their
+ contributions to the present feast as follow:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <center>
+ <i>Hock&mdash;Champagne</i>, (<i>Still and Sparkling</i>.)
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ L.E.L.<br />
+ Hood.
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ <br />
+ <i>Bucellas.</i>
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ Miss Mitford.<br />
+ Bernard Barton.
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ <br />
+ <i>Lacrymae Christi.</i>
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ Mrs. Hemans.<br />
+ Watts.<br />
+ Delta.
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ <br />
+ <i>Port.</i>
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ Coleridge.<br />
+ Southey.
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ <br />
+ <i>Claret.</i>
+ </center>
+ <center>
+ Montgomery,
+ </center>
+ <p>
+ with a due proportion of <i>vin ordinaire</i>. This
+ comparison may be pleasant enough as after-dinner chat, but
+ we fear our readers will think it like cooks circulating the
+ Bills of Fare on the morning of Lord Mayor's Day; and lest we
+ should incur their displeasure, we shall proceed with our
+ select <i>course</i>: but we are mere disposers.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THE LITERARY SOUVENIR.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ In literary talent, as well as in graphic beauty, this
+ elegant volume stands first; and from it we have selected the
+ subject of the above engraving, accompanied by the following
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page410" name="page410"></a>[pg
+ 410]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ ANCIENT SONG OF VICTORY.
+ </h3>
+ <h4>
+ <b>BY MRS. HEMANS.</b>
+ </h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Fill high the bowl, with Samian wine,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our virgins dance beneath the shade.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <h4>
+ BYRON.
+ </h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Lo! they come, they come!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Garlands for every shrine!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Strike lyres to greet them home;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Bring roses, pour ye wine!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Swell, swell the Dorian flute
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Thro' the blue, triumphal sky!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let the Cittern's tone salute
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The Sons of Victory!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ With the offering of bright blood,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ They have ransomed earth and tomb,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Vineyard, and field, and flood;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Lo! they come, they come!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Sing it where olives wave,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And by the glittering sea,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And o'er each hero's grave,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Sing, sing, the land is free!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Mark ye the flashing oars,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the spears that light the deep!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How the festal sunshine pours
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Where the lords of battle sweep!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Each hath brought back his shield,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Maid, greet thy lover home!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mother, from that proud field,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Lo! thy son is come!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Who murmured of the dead?
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Hush, boding voice! we know
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That many a shining head
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Lies in its glory low.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Breathe not those names to-day!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ They shall have their praise ere long,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And a power all hearts to sway
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In ever-burning song.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ But now shed flowers, pour wine,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To hail the conquerors home!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bring wreaths for every shrine&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Lo! they come, they come!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ The original engraving is by Edward Goodall, from a painting
+ by William Linton, Esq. It is altogether a rich and glorious
+ composition, at this moment too, glowing with more than
+ pictorial interest; and the <i>carmen triumphale</i> of the
+ poetess is a worthy accompaniment. Among the other engravings
+ the frontispiece and opposite page of this work are extremely
+ rich and beautiful: <i>Psyche borne by the Zephyrs to the
+ Island of Pleasure</i>, is full of languishing beauty;
+ <i>Medora</i>, painted by Pickersgill and engraved by Rolls,
+ is a delightfully placid moonlight scene; the
+ <i>Declaration</i>, easy and graceful: there are, however, in
+ our opinion, two decided failures in the volume, which, for
+ the credit of the artists, had better been omitted. Our
+ present notices of the <i>literary</i> department must be
+ confined to the following selection:
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ THE CITY OF THE DEMONS.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>By William Maginn, Esq.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In days of yore, there lived in the flourishing city of
+ Cairo, a Hebrew Rabbi, by name Jochorian, who was the most
+ learned of his nation. His fame went over the East, and the
+ most distant people sent their young men to imbibe wisdom
+ from his lips. He was deeply skilled in the traditions of the
+ fathers, and his word on a disputed point was decisive. He
+ was pious, just, temperate, and strict; but he had one
+ vice&mdash;a love of gold had seized upon his heart, and he
+ opened not his hand to the poor. Yet he was wealthy above
+ most, his wisdom being to him the source of riches. The
+ Hebrews of the city were grieved at this blemish on the
+ wisest of their people; but though the elders of the tribes
+ continued to reverence him for his fame, the women and
+ children of Cairo called him by no other name than that of
+ Rabbi Jochonan the miser.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ None knew, so well as he, the ceremonies necessary for
+ initiation into the religion of Moses; and, consequently, the
+ exercise of those solemn offices was to him another source of
+ gain. One day, as he walked in the fields about Cairo,
+ conversing with a youth on the interpretation of the law, it
+ so happened, that the angel of death smote the young man
+ suddenly, and he fell dead before the feet of the Rabbi, even
+ while he was yet speaking. When the Rabbi found that the
+ youth was dead, he rent his garments, and glorified the Lord.
+ But his heart was touched, and the thoughts of death troubled
+ him in the visions of the night. He felt uneasy when he
+ reflected on his hardness to the poor, and he said, "Blessed
+ be the name of the Lord! The first good thing that I am asked
+ to do in that holy name, will I perform."&mdash;But he
+ sighed, for he feared that some one might ask of him a
+ portion of his gold.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While yet he thought upon these things, there came a loud cry
+ at his gate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Awake, thou sleeper!" said the voice; "Awake! A child is in
+ danger of death, and the mother hath sent me for thee that
+ thou may'st do thine office."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The night is dark and gloomy," said the Rabbi, coming to his
+ casement, "and mine age is great; are there not younger men
+ than I in Cairo?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For thee only, Rabbi Jochonan, whom some call the wise, but
+ whom others call Rabbi Jochonan the miser, was I sent. Here
+ is gold," said he, taking out a purse of sequins&mdash;"I
+ want not thy labour for nothing. I adjure thee to come, in
+ the name of the living God."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the Rabbi thought upon the vow he had just made, and he
+ groaned in spirit, for the purse sounded heavy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As thou hast adjured me by that name, I go with thee," said
+ he to the man, "but I hope the distance is not far. Put up
+ thy gold."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The place is at hand," said the stranger, who was a gallant
+ youth, in magnificent attire. "Be speedy, for time presses."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jochonan arose, dressed himself, and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page411" name="page411"></a>[pg
+ 411]</span> accompanied the stranger, after having carefully
+ locked up all the doors of his house, and deposited his keys
+ in a secret place&mdash;at which the stranger smiled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I never remember," said the Rabbi, "so dark a night. Be thou
+ to me as a guide, for I can hardly see the way."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I know it well," replied the stranger with a sigh, "it is a
+ way much frequented, and travelled hourly by many; lean upon
+ mine arm and fear not."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They journeyed on; and though the darkness was great, yet the
+ Rabbi could see, when it occasionally brightened, that he was
+ in a place strange to him. "I thought," said he, "I knew all
+ the country for leagues about Cairo, yet I know not where I
+ am. I hope, young man," said he to his companion, "that thou
+ hast not missed the way;" and his heart misgave him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Fear not," returned the stranger. "Your journey is even now
+ done," and, as he spoke, the feet of the Rabbi slipped from
+ under him, and he rolled down a great height. When he
+ recovered, he found that his companion had fallen also, and
+ stood by his side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay, young man," said the Rabbi, "if thus thou sportest with
+ the grey hairs of age, thy days are numbered. Wo unto him who
+ insults the hoary head!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stranger made an excuse, and they journeyed on some
+ little further in silence. The darkness grew less, and the
+ astonished Rabbi, lifting up his eyes, found that they had
+ come to the gates of a city which he had never before seen.
+ Yet he knew all the cities of the land of Egypt, and he had
+ walked but half an hour from his dwelling in Cairo. So he
+ knew not what to think, but followed the man with trembling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They soon entered the gates of the city, which was lighted up
+ as if there were a festival in every house. The streets were
+ full of revellers, and nothing but a sound of joy could be
+ heard. But when Jochonan looked upon their faces&mdash;they
+ were the faces of men pained within; and he saw, by the marks
+ they bore, that they were Mazikin [demons]. He was terrified
+ in his soul; and, by the light of the torches, he looked also
+ upon the face of his companion, and, behold! he saw upon him
+ too, the mark that shewed him to be a Demon. The Rabbi feared
+ excessively&mdash;almost to fainting; but he thought it
+ better to be silent; and sadly he followed his guide, who
+ brought him to a splendid house, in the most magnificent
+ quarter of the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Enter here?" said the Demon to Jochonan, "for this house is
+ mine. The lady and the child are in the upper chamber;" and,
+ accordingly, the sorrowful Rabbi ascended the stair to find
+ them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lady, whose dazzling beauty was shrouded by melancholy
+ beyond hope, lay in bed; the child, in rich raiment,
+ slumbered on the lap of the nurse, by her side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have brought to thee, light of my eyes!" said the Demon,
+ "Rebecca, beloved of my soul! I have brought thee Rabbi
+ Jochonan the wise, for whom thou didst desire. Let him, then,
+ speedily begin his office; I shall fetch all things
+ necessary, for he is in haste to depart."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He smiled bitterly as he said these words, looking at the
+ Rabbi; and left the room, followed by the nurse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Jochonan and the lady were alone, she turned in the bed
+ towards him, and said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Unhappy man that thou art! knowest thou where thou hast been
+ brought?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do," said he, with a heavy groan; I know that I am in a
+ city of the Mazikin."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Know, then, further," said she, and the tears gushed from
+ eyes brighter than the diamond, "know then, further, that no
+ one is ever brought here, unless he hath sinned before the
+ Lord. What my sin hath been imports not to thee&mdash;and I
+ seek not to know thine. But here thou remainest for
+ ever&mdash;lost, even as I am lost." And she wept again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Rabbi dashed his turban on the ground, and tearing his
+ hair, exclaimed, "Wo is me! Who art thou, woman! that
+ speakest to me thus?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am a Hebrew woman," said she, "the daughter of a Doctor of
+ the Laws in the city of Bagdad; and being brought hither, it
+ matters not how, I am married to a prince among the Mazikin,
+ even him who was sent for thee. And that child, whom thou
+ sawest, is our first-born, and I could not bear the thought
+ that the soul of our innocent babe should perish. I therefore
+ besought my husband to try to bring hither a priest, that the
+ law of Moses (blessed be his memory!) should be done; and thy
+ fame, which has spread to Bagdad, and lands further towards
+ the rising of the sun, made me think of thee. Now my husband,
+ though great among the Mazikin, is more just than the other
+ Demons; and he loves me, whom he hath ruined, with a love of
+ despair. So he said, that the name of Jochonan the wise was
+ familiar unto him, and that he knew thou wouldst not be able
+ to refuse. What thou hast done, to give him power over thee,
+ is known to thyself."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page412" name="page412"></a>[pg
+ 412]</span> "I swear, before Heaven!" said the Rabbi, "that I
+ have ever diligently kept the law, and walked stedfastly
+ according to the traditions of our fathers, from the day of
+ my youth upward. I have wronged no man in word or deed, and I
+ have daily worshipped the Lord; minutely performing all the
+ ceremonies thereto needful."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay," said the lady, "all this thou mightest have done, and
+ more, and yet be in the power of the Demons. But time passes,
+ for I hear the foot of my husband mounting the stair. There
+ is one chance of thine escape."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What is that? O lady of beauty?" said the agonized Rabbi.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Eat not, drink not, nor take fee or reward while here; and
+ as long as thou canst do thus, the Mazikin have no power over
+ thee, dead or alive. Have courage, and persevere."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As she ceased from speaking, her husband entered the room,
+ followed by the nurse, who bore all things requisite for the
+ ministration of the Rabbi. With a heavy heart he performed
+ his duty, and the child was numbered among the faithful. But
+ when, as usual, at the conclusion of the ceremony, the wine
+ was handed round to be tasted by the child, the mother, and
+ the Rabbi, he refused it when it came to him, saying:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Spare me, my lord, for I have made a vow that I fast this
+ day; and I will not eat, neither will I drink."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be it as thou pleasest," said the Demon, "I will not that
+ thou shouldst break thy vow;" and he laughed aloud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the poor Rabbi was taken into a chamber, looking into a
+ garden, where he passed the remainder of the night and the
+ day weeping, and praying to the Lord that he would deliver
+ him from the city of Demons. But when the twelfth hour came,
+ and the sun was set, the Prince of the Mazikin came again
+ unto him, and said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Eat now, I pray thee, for the day of thy vow is past;" and
+ he set meat before him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Pardon again thy servant, my lord," said Jochonan, "in this
+ thing. I have another vow for this day also. I pray thee be
+ not angry with thy servant."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am not angry," said the Demon, "be it as thou pleasest; I
+ respect thy vow;" and he laughed louder than before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the Rabbi sat another day in his chamber by the garden,
+ weeping and praying. And when the sun had gone behind the
+ hills, the Prince of the Mazikin again stood before him, and
+ said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Eat now, for thou must be an hungered. It was a sore vow of
+ thine;" and he offered him daintier meats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Jochonan felt a strong desire to eat, but he prayed
+ inwardly to the Lord, and the temptation passed, and he
+ answered:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Excuse thy servant yet a third time, my lord, that I eat
+ not. I have renewed my vow."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be it so, then," said the other; "arise, and follow me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Demon took a torch in his hand, and led the Rabbi through
+ winding passages of his palace, to the door of a lofty
+ chamber, which he opened with a key that he took from a niche
+ in the wall. On entering the room, Jochonan saw that it was
+ of solid silver&mdash;floor, ceiling, walls, even to the
+ threshold and the door-posts. And the curiously carved roof,
+ and borders of the ceiling, shone, in the torch-light, as if
+ they were the fanciful work of frost. In the midst were heaps
+ of silver money, piled up in immense urns of the same metal,
+ even over the brim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou hast done me a serviceable act, Rabbi," said the
+ Demon&mdash;"take of these what thou pleasest; ay, were it
+ the whole."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I cannot, my lord," said Jochonan. "I was adjured by thee to
+ come hither in the name of God; and in that name I came, not
+ for fee or for reward."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Follow me," said the prince of the Mazikin; and Jochonan did
+ so, into an inner chamber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was of gold, as the other was of silver. Its golden roof
+ was supported by pillars and pilasters of gold, resting upon
+ a golden floor. The treasures of the kings of the earth would
+ not purchase one of the four-and-twenty vessels of golden
+ coins, which were disposed in six rows along the room. No
+ wonder! for they were filled by the constant labours of the
+ Demons of the mine. The heart of Jochonan was moved by
+ avarice, when he saw them shining in yellow light, like the
+ autumnal sun, as they reflected the beams of the torch. But
+ God enabled him to persevere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "These are thine," said the Demon; "one of the vessels which
+ thou beholdest would make thee richest of the sons of
+ men&mdash;and I give thee them all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Jochonan refused again; and the Prince of the Mazikin
+ opened the door of a third chamber, which was called the Hall
+ of Diamonds. When the Rabbi entered, he screamed aloud, and
+ put his hands over his eyes; for the lustre of the jewels
+ dazzled him, as if he had looked upon the noon-day sun. In
+ vases of agate were heaped diamonds beyond enumeration, the
+ smallest of which was larger
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page413" name="page413"></a>[pg
+ 413]</span> than a pigeon's egg. On alabaster tables lay
+ amethysts, topazes, rubies, beryls, and all other precious
+ stones, wrought by the hands of skilful artists, beyond power
+ of computation. The room was lighted by a carbuncle, which,
+ from the end of the hall, poured its ever-living light,
+ brighter than the rays of noontide, but cooler than the
+ gentle radiance of the dewy moon. This was a sore trial on
+ the Rabbi; but he was strengthened from above, and he refused
+ again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou knowest me then, I perceive, O Jochonan, son of
+ Ben-David," said the Prince of the Mazikin; "I am a Demon who
+ would tempt thee to destruction. As thou hast withstood so
+ far, I tempt thee no more. Thou hast done a service which,
+ though I value it not, is acceptable in the sight of her
+ whose love is dearer to me than the light of life. Sad has
+ been that love to thee, my Rebecca! Why should I do that
+ which would make thy cureless grief more grievous? You have
+ yet another chamber to see," said he to Jochonan, who had
+ closed his eyes, and was praying fervently to the Lord,
+ beating his breast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Far different from the other chambers, the one into which the
+ Rabbi was next introduced, was a mean and paltry apartment,
+ without furniture. On its filthy walls hung innumerable
+ bunches of rusty keys, of all sizes, disposed without order.
+ Among them, to the astonishment of Jochonan, hung the keys of
+ his own house, those which he had put to hide when he came on
+ this miserable journey, and he gazed upon them intently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What dost thou see," said the Demon, "that makes thee look
+ so eagerly? Can he who has refused silver, and gold, and
+ diamonds, be moved by a paltry bunch of rusty iron?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They are mine own, my lord," said the Rabbi, "them will I
+ take, if they be offered me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Take them, then," said the Demon, putting them into his
+ hand;&mdash;"thou may'st depart. But, Rabbi, open not thy
+ house only, when thou returnest to Cairo, but thy heart also.
+ That thou didst not open it before, was that which gave me
+ power over thee. It was well that thou didst one act of
+ charity in coming with me without reward, for it has been thy
+ salvation. Be no more Rabbi Jochonan the miser."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Rabbi bowed to the ground, and blessed the Lord for his
+ escape. "But how," said he, "am I to return, for I know not
+ the way?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Close thine eyes," said the Demon. He did so, and in the
+ space of a moment, heard the voice of the Prince of Mazikin
+ ordering him to open them again. And, behold, when he opened
+ them, he stood in the centre of his own chamber, in his house
+ at Cairo, with the keys in his hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he recovered from his surprise, and had offered
+ thanksgivings to God, he opened his house, and his heart
+ also. He gave alms to the poor, he cheered the heart of the
+ widow, and lightened the destitution of the orphan. His
+ hospitable board was open to the stranger, and his purse was
+ at the service of all who needed to share it. His life was a
+ perpetual act of benevolence; and the blessings showered upon
+ him by all, were returned bountifully upon him by the hand of
+ God.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But people wondered, and said, "Is not this the man who was
+ called Rabbi Jochonan the miser? What hath made the change?"
+ And it became a saying in Cairo. When it came to the ears of
+ the Rabbi, he called his friends together, and he avowed his
+ former love of gold, and the danger to which it had exposed
+ him; relating all which has been above told, in the hall of
+ the new palace that he built by the side of the river, on the
+ left hand, as thou goest down by the course of the great
+ stream. And wise men, who were scribes, wrote it down from
+ his mouth, for the memory of mankind, that they might profit
+ thereby. And a venerable man, with a beard of snow, who had
+ read it in these books, and at whose feet I sat, that I might
+ learn the wisdom of the old time, told it to me. And I write
+ it in the tongue of England, the merry and the free, on the
+ tenth day of the month Nisan, in the year, according to the
+ lesser computation, five hundred ninety and seven, that thou
+ may'st learn good thereof. If not, the fault be upon thee.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ STANZAS
+ </h3>
+ <center>
+ <i>Written on seeing Flags and other Ensigns of War, hanging
+ in a Country Church.</i>
+ </center>
+ <h4>
+ BY ALARIC A. WATTS.
+ </h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Oh! why amid this hallowed scene.
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Should signs of mortal feud be found;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why seek with such vain gauds to wean
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Our thoughts from holier relics 'round?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ More fitting emblems here abound
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of glory's bright, unfading wreath;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Conquests, with purer triumphs crowned;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Proud victories over Sin and Death!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Of these how many records rise
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Before my chastened spirit now;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Memorials, pointing to the skies,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of Christian battles fought below.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What need of yon stern things to shew
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ That darker deeds have oft been done?&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is't not enough for Man to know
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ He lives but through the blood of ONE!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ And thou, mild delegate of God,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Whose words of balm, and guiding light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Would lead us, from earth's drear abode,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To worlds with bliss for ever bright,&mdash;
+ </p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page414"
+ name="page414"></a>[pg 414]</span>
+ <p>
+ What have the spoils of mortal fight
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To do with themes 'tis thine to teach?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Faith's saving grace&mdash;each sacred rite
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Thou know'st to practice as to preach!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The blessings of the contrite heart,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Thy bloodless conquests best proclaim;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tears from sinners' eyes that start,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Are meetest records of thy fame.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The glory that may grace thy name
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ From loftier triumphs sure must spring;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The grateful thoughts thy worth may claim,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Trophies like these can never bring!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Then, wherefore on this sainted spot,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ With peace and love, and hope imbued,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some vision calm of bliss to blot,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And turn our thoughts on deeds of blood,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Should signs of battle-fields intrude:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Man wants no trophies here of strife;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His Oriflamme&mdash;Faith unsubdued;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ His Panoply&mdash;a spotless life!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza"></div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ THE BRITISH SAILOR'S SONG.
+ </h3>
+ <h4>
+ BY ALLAN CUNNINGHAM.
+ </h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Away with bayonet and with lance,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ With corslet, casque and sword;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our island king no war-horse needs,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ For on the sea he's lord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His throne's the war-ship's lofty deck,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ His sceptre is the mast;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His kingdom is the rolling wave,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ His servant is the blast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His anchor's up, fair Freedom's flag
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Proud to the mast he nails;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tyrants and conquerors bow your heads,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ For there your terror sails.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I saw fierce Prussia's chargers stand,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Her children's sharp swords out;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Proud Austria's bright spurs streaming red,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ When rose the closing shout.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But soon the steeds rushed masterless,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ By tower and town and wood;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For lordly France her fiery youth
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Poured o'er them like a flood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Go, hew the gold spurs from your heels,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And let your steeds run free;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then come to our unconquered decks,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And learn to reign at sea.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Behold you black and battered hulk
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ That slumbers on the tide,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no sound from stem to stern,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ For peace has plucked her pride.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The masts are down, the cannon mute,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ She shews nor sheet nor sail;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor starts forth with the seaward breeze,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Nor answers shout nor hail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her merry men with all their mirth,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Have sought some other shore;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And she with all her glory on,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Shall rule the sea no more.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ So landsmen speak.&mdash;Lo! her top-masts
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Are quivering in the sky
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her sails are spread, her anchor's raised,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ There sweeps she gallant by.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A thousand warriors fill her decks;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Within her painted side
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The thunder sleeps&mdash;man's might has nought
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Can match or mar her pride.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In victor glory goes she forth,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Her stainless flag flies free,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kings of the earth come and behold
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ How Britain reigns on sea!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ When on your necks the armed foot
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of fierce Napoleon trod;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And all was his save the wide sea,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Where we triumphant rode:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He launched his terror and his strength,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Our sea-born pride to tame;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They came&mdash;they got the Nelson-touch,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And vanished as they came.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Go, hang your bridles in your halls,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And set your war-steels free:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The world has one unconquer'd king,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And he reigns on the sea!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Watts, the editor, besides the stanzas we have quoted,
+ has contributed indeed less than other editors, in similar
+ works, and much less than we could wish, for we are sincere
+ admirers of his plaintive muse. His preface should be read
+ with due attention, for it is calculated to set the public
+ right on the <i>fate and merit</i> of numberless works.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ THE FORGET ME NOT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The <i>avant-courier</i> of the "Annuals" is of equal
+ literary merit with its precursors; but not quite equal in
+ its engravings&mdash;The <i>Sisters' Dream</i>, by Davenport,
+ from a drawing by Corbould, is, however, placidly
+ interesting; the <i>Bridal Morning</i>, by Finden, is also a
+ pleasing scene; and the <i>Seventh Plague of Egypt</i>, by Le
+ Keux, from a design by Martin, though in miniature, is
+ terrific and sublime. In the literary department we
+ especially notice the <i>Sun-Dial</i>, a pensive tale, by
+ Delta, but too long for extract; and the <i>Sky-Lark</i> by
+ the Ettrick Shepherd, soaring with all the freshness and
+ fancy of that extraordinary genius. The <i>Sword</i>, a
+ beautiful picture of martial woe, by Miss Landon, is
+ subjoined:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ 'Twas the battle field, and the cold pale moon
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Look'd down on the dead and dying,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the wind pass'd o'er with a dirge and a wail,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Where the young and the brave were lying.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ With his father's sword in his red right hand.
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the hostile dead around him,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lay a youthful chief: but his bed was the ground,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the grave's icy sleep had bound him.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ A reckless Rover, 'mid death and doom,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Pass'd a soldier, his plunder seeking:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Careless he stept where friend and foe
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Lay alike in their life-blood reeking.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Drawn by the shine of the warrior's sword,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The soldier paused beside it:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He wrench'd the hand with a giant's strength,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But the grasp of the dead defied it.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ He loosed his hold, and his English heart
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Took part with the dead before him,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And he honour'd the brave who died sword in hand,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ As with soften'd brow he leant o'er him.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "A soldier's death thou hast boldly died,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ A soldier's grave won by it:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before I would take that sword from thine hand,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ My own life's blood should dye it.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "Thou shalt not be left for the carrion crow,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Or the wolf to batten o'er thee:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or the coward insult the gallant dead,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Who in life had trembled before thee."
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Then dug he a grave in the crimson earth
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Where his warrior foe was sleeping,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And he laid him there in honour and rest,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ With his sword in his own brave keeping.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ As a relief, we quote the following characteristic sketch by
+ Miss Mitford:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ A COUNTRY APOTHECARY.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ One of the most important personages in a small country town
+ is the apothecary. He takes rank next after the rector and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page415" name="page415"></a>[pg
+ 415]</span> the attorney, and before the curate; and could be
+ much less easily dispensed with than either of those
+ worthies, not merely as holding "fate and physic" in his
+ hand, but as the general, and as it were official, associate,
+ adviser, comforter, and friend, of all ranks and all ages, of
+ high and low, rich and poor, sick and well. I am no despiser
+ of dignities; but twenty emperors shall be less intensely
+ missed in their wide dominions, than such a man as my friend
+ John Hallett in his own small sphere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The spot which was favoured with the residence of this
+ excellent person was the small town of Hazelby, in
+ Dorsetshire; a pretty little place, where every thing seems
+ at a stand-still. It was originally built in the shape of the
+ letter T; a long broad market-place (still so called,
+ although the market be gone) serving for the perpendicular
+ stem, traversed by a straight, narrow, horizontal street, to
+ answer for the top line. Not one addition has occurred to
+ interrupt this architectural regularity, since, fifty years
+ ago, a rich London tradesman built, at the west end of the
+ horizontal street, a wide-fronted single house, with two low
+ wings, iron palisades before, and a fish-pond opposite, which
+ still goes by the name of New Place, and is balanced, at the
+ east end of the street, by an erection of nearly the same
+ date, a large square dingy mansion enclosed within high
+ walls, inhabited by three maiden sisters, and called,
+ probably by way of nickname, the Nunnery. New Place being on
+ the left of the road, and the Nunnery on the right, the T has
+ now something of the air of the italic capital T, turned up
+ at one end and down at the other. The latest improvements are
+ the bow-window in the market-place, commanding the pavement
+ both ways, which the late brewer, Andrews, threw out in his
+ snug parlour some twenty years back, and where he used to sit
+ smoking, with the sash up, in summer afternoons, enjoying
+ himself, good man; and the great room, at the Swan,
+ originally built by the speculative publican, Joseph
+ Allwright, for an assembly-room. That speculation did not
+ answer. The assembly, in spite of canvassing and patronage,
+ and the active exertions of all the young ladies in the
+ neighbourhood, dwindled away, and died at the end of two
+ winters: then it became a club-room for the hunt; but the
+ hunt quarrelled with Joseph's cookery: then a market-room for
+ the farmers; but the farmers (it was in the high-price time)
+ quarrelled with Joseph's wine: then it was converted into the
+ magistrate's room&mdash;the bench; but the bench and the
+ market went away together, and there was an end of justicing:
+ then Joseph tried the novel attraction (to borrow a
+ theatrical phrase) of a billiard-table; but, alas! that
+ novelty succeeded as ill as if it had been theatrical; there
+ were not customers enough to pay the marker: at last, it has
+ merged finally in that unconscious receptacle of pleasure and
+ pain, a post-office; although Hazelby has so little to do
+ with traffic of any sort&mdash;even the traffic of
+ correspondence&mdash;that a saucy mail-coach will often carry
+ on its small bag, and as often forget to call for the London
+ bag in return.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In short, Hazelby is an insignificant place;&mdash;my readers
+ will look for it in vain in the map of Dorsetshire;&mdash;it
+ is omitted, poor dear town!&mdash;left out by the map-maker
+ with as little remorse as a dropped letter!&mdash;and it is
+ also an old-fashioned place. It has not even a cheap shop for
+ female gear. Every thing in the one store which it boasts,
+ kept by Martha Deane, linen-draper and haberdasher, is dear
+ and good, as things were wont to be. You may actually get
+ there thread made of flax, from the gouty, uneven, clumsy,
+ shiny fabric, ycleped whited-brown, to the delicate commodity
+ of Lisle, used for darning muslin. I think I was never more
+ astonished, from the mere force of habit, than when, on
+ asking for thread, I was presented, instead of the pretty
+ lattice-wound balls, or snowy reels of cotton, with which
+ that demand is usually answered, with a whole drawerful of
+ skeins peeping from their blue papers &mdash;such skeins as
+ in my youth a thrifty maiden would draw into the
+ nicely-stitched compartments of that silken repository, a
+ housewife, or fold into a congeries of graduated
+ thread-papers, "fine by degrees, and beautifully less." The
+ very literature of Hazelby is doled out at the pastry cook's,
+ in a little one-windowed shop kept by Matthew Wise. Tarts
+ occupy one end of the counter, and reviews the other; whilst
+ the shelves are parcelled out between books, and dolls, and
+ ginger, bread. It is a question, by which of his trades poor
+ Matthew gains least; he is so shabby, so threadbare, and so
+ starved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such a town would hardly have known what to do with a highly
+ informed and educated surgeon, such as one now generally sees
+ in that most liberal profession. My friend, John Hallett,
+ suited it exactly. His predecessor, Mr. Simon Saunders, had
+ been a small, wrinkled, spare old gentleman, with a short
+ cough and a thin voice, who always seemed as if he needed an
+ apothecary himself. He wore generally a full suit of drab, a
+ flaxen wig of the sort called a Bob Jerom, and a very tight
+ muslin stock; a costume which he
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page416" name="page416"></a>[pg
+ 416]</span> had adopted in his younger days in imitation of
+ the most eminent physician of the next city, and continued to
+ the time of his death. Perhaps the cough might have been
+ originally an imitation also, ingrafted on the system by
+ habit. It had a most unsatisfactory sound, and seemed more
+ like a trick than a real effort of nature. His talk was
+ civil, prosy, and fidgetty: much addicted to small scandal,
+ and that kind of news which passes under the denomination of
+ tittle-tattle, he was sure to tell one half of the town where
+ the other drank tea, and recollected the blancmanges and
+ jellies on a supper-table, or described a new gown, with as
+ much science and unction as if he had been used to make
+ jellies and wear gowns in his own person. Certain
+ professional peculiarities might have favoured the
+ supposition. His mode of practice was exactly that popularly
+ attributed to old women. He delighted in innocent
+ remedies&mdash;manna, magnesia, and camphor julep; never put
+ on a blister in his life; and would sooner, from pure
+ complaisance, let a patient die, than administer an
+ unpalatable prescription.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So qualified, to say nothing of his gifts in tea-drinking,
+ cassino, and quadrille (whist was too many for him), his
+ popularity could not be questioned. When he expired, all
+ Hazelby mourned. The lamentation was general. The women of
+ every degree (to borrow a phrase from that great
+ phrase-monger, Horace Walpole) "cried quarts;" and the
+ procession to the churchyard&mdash;that very churchyard to
+ which he had himself attended so many of his
+ patients&mdash;was now followed by all of them that remained
+ alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was felt that the successor of Mr. Simon Saunders would
+ have many difficulties to encounter. My friend, John Hallett,
+ "came, and saw, and overcame." John was what is usually
+ called a rough diamond. Imagine a short, clumsy, stout-built
+ figure, almost as broad as it is long, crowned by a bullet
+ head, covered with shaggy brown hair, sticking out in every
+ direction; the face round and solid, with a complexion
+ originally fair, but dyed one red by exposure to all sorts of
+ weather; open good-humoured eyes, of a greenish cast, his
+ admirers called them hazel; a wide mouth, full of large white
+ teeth; a cocked-up nose, and a double chin; bearing
+ altogether a strong resemblance to a print which I once saw
+ hanging up in an alehouse parlour, of "the celebrated divine
+ (to use the identical words of the legend) Dr. Martin
+ Luther."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The condition of a country apothecary being peculiarly liable
+ to the inclemency of the season, John's dress was generally
+ such as might bid defiance to wind, or rain, or snow, or
+ hail. If any thing, he wrapt up most in the summer, having a
+ theory that people were never so apt to take cold as in hot
+ weather. He usually wore a bearskin great-coat, a silk
+ handkerchief over his cravat, top boots on those sturdy
+ pillars his legs, a huge pair of overalls, and a hat, which,
+ from, the day in which it first came into his possession to
+ that in which it was thrown aside, never knew the comfort of
+ being freed from its oilskin&mdash;never was allowed to
+ display the glossy freshness of its sable youth. Poor dear
+ hat! how its vanity (if hats have vanity) must have suffered!
+ For certain its owner had none, unless a lurking pride in his
+ own bluffness and bluntness may be termed such. He piqued
+ himself on being a plain downright Englishman, and on a voice
+ and address pretty much like his apparel, rough, strong, and
+ warm, fit for all weathers. A heartier person never lived.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In his profession he was eminently skilful, bold, confident,
+ and successful. The neighbouring physicians liked to come
+ after Mr. Hallett; they were sure to find nothing to undo.
+ And blunt and abrupt as was his general manner, he was kind
+ and gentle in a sick-room; only nervous disorders, the pet
+ diseases of Mr. Simon Saunders, he could not abide. He made
+ short work with them; frightened them away as one does by
+ children when they have the hiccough; or if the malady were
+ pertinacious and would not go, he fairly turned off the
+ patient. Once or twice, indeed, on such occasions, the
+ patient got the start, and turned him off; Mrs. Emery, for
+ instance, the lady's maid at New Place, most delicate and
+ mincing of waiting-gentlewomen, motioned him from her
+ presence; and Miss Deane, daughter of Martha Deane,
+ haberdasher, who, after completing her education at a
+ boarding-school, kept a closet full of millinery in a little
+ den behind her mamma's shop, and was by many degrees the
+ finest lady in Hazelby, was so provoked at being told by him
+ that nothing ailed her, that, to prove her weakly condition,
+ she pushed him by main force out of doors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these exceptions Mr. Hallett was the delight of the
+ whole town, as well as of all the farm-houses within six
+ miles round. He just suited the rich yeomanry, cured their
+ diseases, and partook of their feasts; was constant at
+ christenings, and a man of prime importance at weddings. A
+ country merry-making was nothing without "the Doctor." He was
+ "the very prince of good fellows;" had
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page417" name="page417"></a>[pg
+ 417]</span> a touch of epicurism, which, without causing any
+ distaste of his own homely fare, made dainties acceptable
+ when they fell in his way; was a most absolute carver; prided
+ himself upon a sauce of his own invention, for fish and
+ game&mdash;"Hazelby sauce" he called it; and was universally
+ admitted to be the best compounder of a bowl of punch in the
+ county.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides these rare convivial accomplishments, his gay and
+ jovial temper rendered him the life of the table. There was
+ no resisting his droll faces, his droll stories, his jokes,
+ his tricks, or his laugh&mdash;the most contagious
+ cachination that ever was heard. Nothing in the shape of fun
+ came amiss to him. He would join in a catch or roar out a
+ solo, which might be heard a mile off; would play at hunt the
+ slipper or blind man's buff; was a great man in a country
+ dance, and upon very extraordinary occasions would treat the
+ company to a certain remarkable hornpipe, which put the walls
+ in danger of tumbling about their ears, and belonged to him
+ as exclusively as the Hazelby sauce. It was a sort of parody
+ on a pas seul which he had once seen at the Opera-house, in
+ which his face, his figure, his costume, his rich humour, and
+ his strange, awkward, unexpected activity, told amazingly.
+ "The force of <i>frolic</i> could no farther go" than "the
+ Doctor's hornpipe," It was the climax of jollity.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ In his shop and his household he had no need either of
+ partner or of wife: the one was excellently managed by an old
+ rheumatic journeyman, slow in speech, and of vinegar aspect,
+ who had been a pedagogue in his youth, and now used to limp
+ about with his Livy in his pocket, and growl as he compounded
+ the medicines over the bad latinity of the prescriptions; the
+ other was equally well conducted by an equally ancient
+ housekeeper and a cherry-cheeked niece, the orphan-daughter
+ of his only sister, who kept every thing within doors in the
+ bright and shining order in which he delighted. John Hallett,
+ notwithstanding the roughness of his aspect, was rather
+ knick-knacky in his tastes; a great patron of small
+ inventions, such as the <i>improved</i> ne plus ultra
+ cork-screw, and the latest patent snuffers. He also trifled
+ with horticulture, dabbled in tulips, was a connoisseur in
+ pinks, and had gained a prize for polyanthuses. The garden
+ was under the especial care of his pretty niece, Miss Susan,
+ a grateful warm-hearted girl, who thought she never could do
+ enough to please her good uncle, and prove her sense of his
+ kindness. He was indeed as fond of her as if he had been her
+ father, and as kind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps there was nothing very extraordinary in his goodness
+ to the gentle and cheerful little girl who kept his walks so
+ trim and his parlour so neat, who always met him with a
+ smile, and who (last and strongest tie to a generous mind)
+ was wholly dependent on him&mdash;had no friend on earth but
+ himself. There was nothing very uncommon in that. But John
+ Hallett was kind to every one, even where the sturdy old
+ English prejudices, which he cherished as virtues, might seem
+ most likely to counteract his gentler feelings.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <center>
+ "<i>The Evening Song of the Tyrolese Peasants</i>" by Mrs.
+ Hemans, must close our extracts from the present
+ volume:&mdash;
+ </center>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Come to the Sun-set Tree!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The day is past and gone;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The woodman's axe lies free,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the reaper's work is done.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The twilight-star to Heaven,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the summer-dew to flowers,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And rest to us is given
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ By the cool soft evening hours.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Sweet is the hour of rest!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Pleasant the wind's low sigh,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the gleaming of the west,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the turf whereon we lie.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ When the burden and the heat
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of labour's task are o'er,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And kindly voices greet
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The tired one at his door.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Come to the Sun-set Tree!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The day is past and gone;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The woodman's axe lies free,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the reaper's work is done.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Yes: tuneful is the sound
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ That dwells in whispering boughs:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Welcome the freshness round,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the gale that fans our brows.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ But rest more sweet and still
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Than ever night-fall gave,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our longing hearts shall fill,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ In the world beyond the grave.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ There shall no tempest blow,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ No scorching noon-tide heat;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There shall be no more snow,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ No weary wandering feet.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ And we lift our trusting eyes,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ From the hills our fathers trod.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To the quiet of the skies,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To the sabbath of our God.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Come to the Sun-set Tree!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The day is past and gone:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The woodman's axe lies free,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And the reaper's work is done.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ We have only room to particularize the <i>Boroom Slave</i>,
+ by Mrs. Bowditch; the <i>Magician's Visiter</i>, by Neele;
+ and <i>Scenes in the Life of a Favourite</i>; all which
+ possess very powerful interest. Mr. Hood, too, has two
+ oddities&mdash;<i>Death in the Kitchen</i>, after Sterne, and
+ the <i>Logicians</i>, accompanied by engravings. Indeed, the
+ literary variety of the present <i>Forget Me Not</i> is
+ highly creditable to the editor, Mr. Shoberl.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page418" name="page418"></a>[pg
+ 418]</span>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ FRIENDSHIP'S OFFERING.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ To begin with the exterior, which is somewhat novel in taste,
+ the proprietors seem to have united the <i>utile cum
+ dulci,</i> by substituting for the usual paper covering, an
+ elegantly embossed leather binding. This is altogether an
+ improvement on the original plan, since the slight coverings
+ of silk or paper is scarcely safe out of the drawing-room or
+ boudoir, and some of the contributions to the "annuals"
+ entitle them to a higher stand. The presentation plate of the
+ present <i>Offering</i> is a chaste and classical specimen of
+ a kind of gold enamel engraving; <i>The Sylph</i>, engraved
+ by Humphreys, is a pleasing picture; <i>Virginia Water</i>,
+ from a picture by Daniell, is a delightful scene of rural
+ repose; a <i>Sculpture Group</i>, by Fry; a <i>View of
+ Bombay</i>; and the <i>Captive Slave</i>, by Finden; among
+ the embellishments, are entitled to our commendatory notice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The present editor is Mr. Charles Knight, who, according to
+ his preface, succeeded "at an advanced period of the year to
+ the duties which had previously been performed by a gentleman
+ of acknowledged taste and ability." This may account for the
+ imperfect state of some of the engravings; but the apology is
+ not so requisite for the execution of the literary portion of
+ the present volume. Our extracts must be short, for we have
+ other claimants to our attention. The <i>Housekeepers</i>, a
+ Shandean extract, is from one of the best prose
+ contributors:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were two heavy, middle-aged merchants; they were either
+ Dutch or German, I know not which, but their name was
+ Vanderclump. Most decided old bachelors they were, with
+ large, leathern, hanging cheeks, sleepy grey eyes, and round
+ shoulders. They were men not given to much speech, but great
+ feeders; and, when waited upon, would point clumsily to what
+ they wanted, and make a sort of low growl, rather than be at
+ the trouble to speak. These Messrs. Vanderclump were served
+ by two tall, smooth-faced dawdles; I never could discover
+ which held the superior station in the <i>m&eacute;nage</i>.
+ Each has been seen trotting home from market with a basket on
+ her arm; each might be observed to shake a duster out of the
+ upper windows; each would, occasionally, carry a huge bunch
+ of keys, or wait at table during dinner; and, in the summer
+ evenings, when it was not post-day, both of them would
+ appear, dressed alike, sitting at work at the lower
+ counting-house window, with the blinds thrown wide open.
+ Both, I suppose, were housekeepers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It happened, one cold, foggy spring, that the younger
+ brother, Mr. Peter Vanderclump, left London to transact some
+ business of importance with a correspondent at Hamburgh,
+ leaving his brother Anthony to the loneliness of their gloomy
+ house in St. Mary Axe. Week after week passed away, and Mr.
+ Peter was still detained at Hamburgh. Who would have supposed
+ that his society could have been missed? that the parlour
+ could have seemed more dismally dull by the absence of one of
+ those from whom it chiefly derived its character of dulness?
+ Mr. Anthony took up his largest meerchaum, and enveloped
+ himself in its smoke by the hour; but the volumes of smoke
+ cleared away, and no Peter Vanderclump appeared emerging from
+ the mist. Mr. Anthony brought some of his heavy folios from
+ below; and, in their pages of interest, (no common, but often
+ compound, interest,) lost, for awhile, the dreary sense of
+ loneliness. But, a question was to be asked! Peter's solemn
+ "yah" or "nien" was waited for in vain. Forgetful, and almost
+ impatient, Anthony looked up&mdash;the chair was unoccupied
+ which his brother had constantly filled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Anthony began to sigh&mdash;he got into a habit of
+ sighing. Betty and Molly (they were soft-hearted baggages)
+ felt for their master&mdash;pitied their poor master! Betty
+ was placing the supper on the table one evening, when her
+ master sighed very heavily. Betty sighed also, and the
+ corners of her mouth fell&mdash;their eyes
+ met&mdash;something like a blush crimsoned Betty's sleek,
+ shining cheek, when, on raising her eyes again, her master
+ was still staring at her. Betty simpered, and, in her very
+ soft, very demure voice ventured to say, "Was there any thing
+ she could do?" Mr. Vanderclump rose up from his chair. Betty,
+ for the first time, felt awed by his approach. "Batee!" he
+ said, "my poor Batee! Hah! you are a goot girl!" He chucked
+ her under the chin with his large hand. Betty looked meek,
+ and blushed, and simpered again. There was a pause&mdash;Mr.
+ Vanderclump was the first to disturb it. "Hah! hah!" he
+ exclaimed, gruffly, as if suddenly recollecting himself; and,
+ thrusting both hands into his capacious breeches-pockets, he
+ sat down to supper, and took no further notice of Betty that
+ night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning, the sun seemed to have made a successful
+ struggle with the dense London atmosphere, and shone full in
+ Mr. Vanderclump's face while he was at breakfast, and set a
+ piping bullfinch singing a tune, which his master loved
+ rather for the sake of old associations, than from any
+ delight in music. Then Lloyd's
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page419" name="page419"></a>[pg
+ 419]</span> List was full of arrivals, and the Price Current
+ had that morning some unusual charm about it, which I cannot
+ even guess at. Mr. Vanderclump looked upon the bright and
+ blazing fire; his eye rested, with a calm and musing
+ satisfaction, on the light volumes of steam rising from the
+ spout of the tea-kettle, as it stood, rather murmuring
+ drowsily, than hissing, upon the hob. There was, he might
+ have felt, a sympathy between them. They were both placidly
+ puffing out the warm and wreathing smoke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He laid down his pipe, and took half a well-buttered muffin
+ into his capacious mouth at a bite; he washed the mouthful
+ down, with a large dish of tea, and he felt in better
+ spirits. That morning he entered the counting-house rubbing
+ his hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Within an hour a crowd of huge, dusky clouds shut out the
+ merry sunshine, and the Hamburgh mail brought no tidings
+ whatever of Mr. Peter. Mr. Anthony worked himself up into a
+ thorough ill-humour again, and swore at his clerks, because
+ they asked him questions. When he entered his apartment that
+ evening he felt more desolate than ever. Betty placed a
+ barrel of oysters on the table&mdash;he heeded her
+ not;&mdash;a large German sausage&mdash;his eyes were fixed
+ on the ground;&mdash;a piece of Hamburgh beef &mdash;Mr.
+ Vanderclump looked up for an instant, and, Europa-like, his
+ thoughts crossed the sea, upon that beef, to Hamburgh.
+ Gradually, however, a genial warmth spread throughout the
+ room, for Betty stirred up the fire, and let down the
+ curtains, and snuffed the dim candles; while Molly loaded the
+ table with bottles of divers shapes and sizes, a basin of
+ snow-white sugar, and a little basket of limes, of well-known
+ and exquisite flavour; placing, at the same time, a very
+ small kettle of boiling water on the fire.&mdash;"Why,
+ Mollee! my goot girl!" said Mr. Vanderclump, in a low and
+ somewhat melancholy tone, (his eyes had mechanically followed
+ these latter proceedings,) "Mollee! that is ponch!"
+ &mdash;"La, sir! and why not?" replied the damsel, almost
+ playfully. "Why not be comfortable and cheery? I am
+ sure"&mdash;and here she meant to look encouraging, her usual
+ simper spreading to a smile&mdash;"I am sure Betty and I
+ would do our best to make you so."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Goot girls, goot girls!" said Mr. Vanderclump, his eyes
+ fixed all the while upon the supper-table&mdash;he sat down
+ to it. "My goot girls!" said he, soon after, "you may go
+ down; I do not want you; you need not wait." The two timid,
+ gentle creatures instantly obeyed. More than an hour elapsed,
+ and then Mr. Vanderclump's bell rang. The two matronly
+ maidens were very busily employed in making a new cap. Betty
+ rose at once; but suddenly recollecting that she had been
+ trying on her new and unfinished cap, and had then only a
+ small brown cotton skull-cap on her head, she raised both her
+ hands to her head to be certain of this, and then said, "Do,
+ Molly, there's a dear! answer the bell; for such a figure as
+ I am, I could not go before master, no how. See, I have
+ unpicked this old cap for a little bit of French edging at
+ the back." Molly looked a little peevish; but <i>her</i> cap
+ was on her head, and up stairs she went. Mr. Vanderclump was
+ sitting before the fire, puffing lustily from his eternal
+ pipe. "Take away," he said abruptly, "and put the leetle
+ table here." He pointed and growled, and the sagacious Molly
+ understood. She placed the table beside him, and upon it the
+ punch, which he had been drinking. "Batee, my poor Batee!"
+ said Mr. Vanderclump, who had not yet noticed that Betty was
+ absent. "It is not Betty, but Molly, sir!" replied the latter
+ damsel, in a voice of childlike simplicity. "Hah!" said he,
+ apparently considering for a moment, "Hah! Batee, Mollee, all
+ the same! Mollee, my poor Mollee, you are a goot girl! Get up
+ to-morrow morning, my poor Mollee, and put on your best gown,
+ and I will marry you!" Molly, was, as she afterwards
+ declared, struck all of a heap. She gaped, and gasped with
+ astonishment; and then a power of words were rushing and
+ racing up her throat to her tongue's end: a glance at her
+ master stopped their explosion. His hands were in his
+ pockets, his face towards the fire, his pipe in his mouth.
+ "Yes, sir," she replied, humbly and distinctly. A few tears
+ trickled down her cheeks, as she curtseyed low at the door,
+ and disappeared. She knew his ways, she thought within
+ herself, as she walked very slowly down the stairs, and she
+ congratulated herself that she had not risked another word in
+ reply. "And now, Betty," she said, as she entered the
+ kitchen, "I'll put the finishing stitch to my cap, and go to
+ bed, for master will want nothing more to-night." She sat
+ down quietly to work, and conversed quietly with Betty, not
+ disclosing a word of her new prospects, Betty, however,
+ observed that she took off the trimming with which her new
+ cap had been already half-adorned. "Why, bless me, Molly!"
+ she cried, "you are not going to put on that handsome white
+ satin bow, are you?"&mdash;"Why, yes! I think I shall,"
+ replied Molly, "for now I look at your cap, with that there
+ yellow riband upon it, mine seems to me quite old-maidish."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page420" name="page420"></a>[pg
+ 420]</span> The next morning, Molly got up before her sister,
+ and put on her best gown and her new cap. The morning was
+ dark and dull, and Betty was sleepy, and Molly kept the
+ window-curtain and the bed-curtains closely drawn.
+ Unsuspected, she slipped out of the chamber, her shawl and
+ her bonnet in her hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the clock struck eight, Molly was standing beside her
+ master before the rails of the marriage-altar; and, not long
+ after, she burst upon the astonished eyes of her sister, as
+ Mrs. Vanderclump.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <i>La Villegiatura</i> is a pleasant article; but we do not
+ think there is much of the "love of pastoral associations"
+ left in the English character, and we are sorry for it. The
+ <i>Rustic Wreath</i>, by Miss Mitford, is very sweet; the
+ <i>Cacadore</i>, a story of the peninsular war, is a
+ soul-stirring narrative; there is much pleasantry in Mrs.
+ Hofland's <i>Comforts of Conceitedness; Virginia Water</i>,
+ by the editor, could hardly be written by his
+ fireside&mdash;it has too much local inspiration in every
+ line; <i>Auguste de Valcour</i>, by the author of <i>Gilbert
+ Earle</i>, is in his usual felicitous vein of philosophic
+ melancholy; Miss Roberts has a glittering <i>Tale of
+ Normandy</i>; the <i>Orphans</i>, by the editor, is simple
+ and pathetic; <i>Palinodia</i> we subjoin:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ There was a time when I could feel
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ All passion's hopes and fears,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And tell what tongues can ne'er reveal,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ By smiles, and sighs, and tears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The days are gone! no more, no more,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The cruel fates allow;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, though I'm hardly twenty-four,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now.
+ </p>
+ <p class="i4">
+ Lady, the mist is on my sight,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i6">
+ The chill is on my brow;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i4">
+ My day is night, my bloom is blight&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i6">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I never talk about the clouds,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I laugh at girls and boys,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I'm growing rather fond of crowds,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And very fond of noise;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never wander forth alone
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Upon the mountain's brow;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I weighed, last winter, sixteen stone,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I never wish to raise a veil,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I never raise a sigh;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never tell a tender tale,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I never tell a lie;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot kneel as once I did;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I've quite forgot my bow;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never do as I am bid,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I make strange blunders every day,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ If I would be gallant,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Take smiles for wrinkles, black for grey.
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And nieces for their aunt;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I fly from folly, though it flows
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ From lips of loveliest glow;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I don't object to length of nose,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The muse's steed is very fleet&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'd rather ride my mare;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poet hunts a quaint conceit&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'd rather hunt a hare;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I've learnt to utter yours and you
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Instead of thine and thou;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And oh! I can't endure a Blue!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I find my Ovid dry,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ My Petrarch quite a pill,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cut Fancy for Philosophy,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Tom Moore for Mr. Mill;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And belles may read, and beaux may write,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I care not who or how;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I burnt my album Sunday night,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I don't encourage idle dreams
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of poison or of ropes,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot dine on airy schemes,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I cannot sup on hopes:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ New milk, I own is very fine,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Just foaming from the cow;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But yet I want my pint of wine,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ When Laura sings young hearts away,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm deafer than the deep;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Leonora goes to play,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I sometimes go to sleep;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Mary draws her white gloves out,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I never dance, I vow:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Too hot to kick one's heels about!"&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I'm busy now with state affairs,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I prate of Pitt and Fox;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I ask the price of rail-road shares,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I watch the turns of stocks:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this is life! no verdure blooms
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Upon the withered bough.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I save a fortune in perfumes,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ I may be yet what others are,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ A boudoir's babbling fool;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The flattered star of bench or har,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ A party's chief or tool:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Come shower or sunshine, hope or fear,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The palace or the plough&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My heart and lute are broken here,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i4">
+ Lady, the mist is on my sight,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i6">
+ The chill is on my brow;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i4">
+ My day is night, my bloom is blight,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i6">
+ I'm not a lover now!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <i>The First Ball</i>, by L.E.L. is rife and gay; which, with
+ Mr. Croker's <i>Three Advices</i>, are all we can spare room
+ to point out to our readers.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ The Amulet.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Of this volume we have already availed ourselves. Some of the
+ engravings are in a vigorous and first-rate style of
+ excellence; the binding, too, is somewhat gay for so grave a
+ title&mdash;being crimson silk. Our favourites are a
+ <i>Voyage Round the World</i>, by Montgomery, one of the best
+ poems of the year; <i>Faustus, with a Visit to Goethe; Angel
+ Visits</i>, by Mrs. Hemans; <i>The Departed</i>, by L.E.L.;
+ and some pieces by the editor, Mr. Hall. Our present extract
+ is
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ THE LAST VOYAGE. A TRUE STORY.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <i>By Mrs. Opie.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We cannot fail to observe, as we advance in life, how vividly
+ our earliest recollections recur to us, and this
+ consciousness is accompanied by a melancholy pleasure, when
+ we are deprived of those
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page421" name="page421"></a>[pg
+ 421]</span> who are most tenderly associated with such
+ remembrances, because they bring the beloved dead "before our
+ mind's eye;" and beguile the loneliness of the <i>present</i>
+ hour, by visions of the <i>past</i>. In such visions I now
+ often love to indulge, and in one of them, a journey to
+ Y&mdash;&mdash; was recently brought before me, in which my
+ ever-indulgent father permitted me to accompany him, when I
+ was yet but a child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we drove through C&mdash;&mdash;r, a village within three
+ miles of Y&mdash;&mdash;, he directed my attention to a
+ remarkable <i>rising</i>, or <i>conical mound of earth</i>,
+ on the top of the tower of C&mdash;&mdash;r church. He then
+ kindly explained the cause of this singular, and
+ <i>distinguishing</i> appearance, and told me the
+ traditionary anecdote connected with it; which now, in my own
+ words, I am going to communicate to my readers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is generally supposed, that great grief makes the heart so
+ selfishly absorbed in its own sufferings, as to render it
+ regardless of the sufferings of others; but the conduct of
+ her, who is the heroine of the following tale, will prove to
+ this general rule an honourable exception.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know nothing of her birth, and parentage, nor am I
+ acquainted even with her name&mdash;but I shall call her
+ Birtha&mdash;the story goes, that she lived at
+ C&mdash;&mdash;r, a village three miles from Y&mdash;&mdash;
+ in N&mdash;&mdash;, and was betrothed to the mate of a
+ trading vessel, with the expectation of marrying him, when he
+ had gained money sufficient, by repeated voyages, to make
+ their union consistent with prudence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meanwhile, there is reason to believe that Birtha was
+ not idle, but contrived to earn money herself, in order to
+ expedite the hour of her marriage; and at length, her lover
+ (whom I shall call William) thought that there was no reason
+ for him to continue his sea-faring life, but at the end of
+ one voyage more, he should be able to marry the woman of his
+ choice, and engage in some less dangerous employment, in his
+ native village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Accordingly, the next time that he bade farewell to Birtha,
+ the sorrow of their parting hour was soothed by William's
+ declaring, that, as the next voyage would be his last, he
+ should expect, when he returned, to find every thing ready
+ for their marriage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was a pleasant expectation, and Birtha eagerly prepared
+ to fulfil it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the time that Birtha was beginning to believe that William
+ was on his voyage home, her neighbours would often help her
+ to count the days which would probably elapse before the ship
+ could arrive; but when they were not in her presence, some of
+ the experienced amongst the men used to express a
+ <i>hope</i>, the result of <i>fear</i>, that William would
+ return time enough to avoid <i>certain winds</i>, which made
+ one part of the navigation on that coast particularly
+ dangerous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Birtha herself, had, no doubt, her <i>fears</i>, as well as
+ her <i>hopes</i>; but there are <i>some</i> fears which the
+ lip of affection dares not utter, and this was one of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Birtha dreaded to have her inquiries respecting that
+ dangerous passage, answered by "Yes, we know that it is a
+ difficult navigation;" she also dreaded to be told by some
+ kind, but ill-judging friends, to "trust in Providence;" as,
+ by such advice, the reality of the danger would be still more
+ powerfully confirmed to her. This recommendation would to her
+ have been needless, as well as alarming; for she had,
+ doubtless, always relied on Him who is alone able to save,
+ and she knew that the same "Almighty arm was underneath" her
+ lover still, which had hitherto preserved him in the time of
+ need.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well&mdash;time went on, and we will imagine the little
+ garden before the door of the house which Birtha had hired,
+ new gravelled, fresh flowers sown and planted there; the
+ curtains ready to be put up; the shelves bright with polished
+ utensils; table linen, white as the driven snow, enclosed in
+ the newly-purchased chest of drawers; and the neat, well
+ chosen wedding-clothes, ready for the approaching occasion:
+ we will also picture to ourselves, the trembling joy of
+ Birtha, when her eager and sympathizing neighbours rushed
+ into her cottage, disturbing her early breakfast, with the
+ glad tidings, that William's ship had been seen approaching
+ the dangerous passage with a fair wind, and that there was no
+ doubt but that he would get over it safe, and in day-light!
+ How sweet is it to be the messenger and the bearer of good
+ news, but it is still sweeter to know that one has friends
+ who have pleasure in communicating pleasure to us!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Birtha's joy was still mingled with anxiety, and she
+ probably passed that day in alternate restlessness and
+ prayer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Towards night the wind rose high, blowing from a quarter
+ unfavourable to the safety of the ship, and it still
+ continued to blow in this direction when night and darkness
+ had closed on all around.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Darkness at that moment seemed to close also upon the
+ prospects of Birtha! for she knew that there was no beacon,
+ no landmark to warn the vessel of its danger, and inform the
+ pilot what coast they were approaching, and what perils they
+ were to avoid; and, it is probable, that the almost
+ despairing girl was, with
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page422" name="page422"></a>[pg
+ 422]</span> her anxious friends, that livelong night a
+ restless wanderer on the nearest shore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With the return of morning came the awful confirmation of
+ their worst fears!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was no remaining vestige of William's vessel, save the
+ top of the mast, which shewed where it had sunk beneath the
+ waves, and proved that the hearts which in the morning had
+ throbbed high with tender hopes and joyful expectations were
+ then cold and still "beneath the mighty waters!" How
+ different now was the scene in Birtha's cottage, to that
+ which it exhibited during the preceding morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That changed dwelling was not indeed deserted, for
+ sympathizing neighbours came to it as before; but though many
+ may be admitted with readiness when it is a time for
+ congratulation, it is only the few who can be welcome in a
+ season of sorrow; and Birtha's sorrow, though <i>quiet</i>,
+ was <i>deep</i>&mdash;while neither her nearest relative, nor
+ dearest friend, could do any thing to assist her, save, by
+ removing from her sight the new furniture, or the new
+ dresses, which had been prepared for those happy hours that
+ now could never be hers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length, however, Birtha, who had always appeared calm and
+ resigned, seemed cheerful also! still she remained pale, as
+ in the first moments of her trial, save when a feverish flush
+ occasionally increased the brightness of her eyes; but she
+ grew thinner and thinner, and her impeded breath made her
+ affectionate friends suspect that she was going into a rapid
+ decline.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Medical aid was immediately called in, and Birtha's pleased
+ conviction that her end was near, was soon, though
+ reluctantly confirmed to her, at her own request.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is afflicting to see an invalid rejoice in knowing that
+ the hour of death is certainly approaching; because it proves
+ the depth and poignancy of the previous sufferings: but then
+ the sight is comforting and edifying also. It is
+ <i>comforting</i>, because it proves that the dying person is
+ supported by the only "help that faileth not;" and it is
+ edifying, because it invites those who behold it to endeavour
+ to <i>believe</i>, that they also may live and <i>die</i>
+ like the departing Christian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it was not alone the wish "to die and be with Christ,"
+ nor the sweet expectation of being united in another world to
+ him whom she had lost, that was the cause of Birtha's
+ increasing cheerfulness, as the hour of her dissolution drew
+ nigh. No&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her generous heart was rejoicing in a project which she had
+ conceived, and which would, if realized, be the source of
+ benefit to numbers yet unborn. She knew from authority which
+ she could not doubt, that had there been a <i>proper
+ landmark</i> on the shore, her lover and his ship would not,
+ in all human probability, have perished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then," said Birtha, "henceforth there shall be a land-mark
+ on this coast! and I will furnish it! Here at least, no fond
+ and faithful girl shall again have to lament over her
+ blighted prospects, and pine, and suffer as I have done."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She sent immediately for the clergyman of the parish, made
+ her will, and had a clause inserted to the following effect:
+ "I desire that I may be buried on the top of the tower of
+ C&mdash;&mdash;r church! and that my grave may be made very
+ high, and pointed, in order to render it a perpetual
+ land-mark to all ships approaching that dangerous navigation
+ where he whom I loved was wrecked. I am assured, that, had
+ there been a land-mark on the tower of C&mdash;&mdash;
+ church, his ship might have escaped; and I humbly trust, that
+ my grave will always be kept up, according to my will, to
+ prevent affectionate hearts, in future, from being afflicted
+ as mine has been; and I leave a portion of my little property
+ in the hands of trustees, for ever, to pay for the
+ preservation of the above-mentioned grave, in all its
+ usefulness!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before she died, the judicious and benevolent sufferer had
+ the satisfaction of being assured, that her intentions would
+ be carried into effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her last moments were therefore cheered by the belief, that
+ she would be graciously permitted to be, even after death, a
+ benefit to others, and that her grave might be the means of
+ preserving some of her fellow-creatures from shipwreck and
+ affliction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor was her belief a delusive one&mdash;-The conical grave in
+ question gives so remarkable an appearance to the tower of
+ C&mdash;&mdash;r church, when it is seen at sea, even at a
+ distance, that if once observed it can never be forgotten,
+ even by those to whom the anecdote connected with it is
+ unknown &mdash;therefore, as soon as it appears in sight,
+ pilots know that they are approaching a dangerous coast, and
+ take measures to avoid its perils.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if the navigation on that coast is no longer as perilous
+ as it was, when the heroine of this story was buried, and the
+ tower of C&mdash;&mdash;r church is no longer a necessary
+ land-mark, still her grave remains a pleasing memorial of
+ one, whose active benevolence rose superior to the
+ selfishness both of sorrow and of sickness; and enabled her,
+ even on the bed of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page423"
+ name="page423"></a>[pg 423]</span> death, to <i>contrive</i>
+ and <i>will</i> for the benefit of posterity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is strange, but true, that the name of this humble, but
+ privileged being, is not on record; but many whose names are
+ forgotten on earth, have been, I doubt not, received and
+ rewarded in heaven.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ The Bijou
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Is a new adventurer in the "annual" field, and deserves a
+ foremost rank as a work of art. Thus, the <i>Child with
+ Flowers</i>, by Humphreys, after Sir Thomas Laurence, is
+ really fit company for the president's beautiful picture; the
+ <i>Boy and Dog</i>, by the same painter and engraver, is also
+ very fine; but the selection of both of the pictures for one
+ volume is hardly judicious. With <i>Haddon Hall</i> our
+ readers are already familiar. <i>Sans Souci</i>, after
+ Stothard, is a delightful scene. In the literature, almost
+ the only very striking composition is Sir Walter Scott's
+ illustration of Wilkie's painting of the baronet's own
+ family, which, having been copied into every newspaper, we do
+ not reprint. For our part, we do not admire the painting;
+ there is too much <i>rank and file</i> for a family group.
+ Mr. Hood has a <i>Lament of Chivalry</i>, in his best style;
+ and a few <i>Verses for an Album</i>, by Charles Lamb, are to
+ our taste.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ A LAMENT FOR THE DECLINE OF CHIVALRY.
+ </h3>
+ <h4>
+ BY THOMAS HOOD, ESQ.
+ </h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Well hast thou cried, departed Burke,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All chivalrous romantic work,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Is ended now and past!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That iron age&mdash;which some have thought
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of metal rather overwrought&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Is now all over-cast!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Ay,&mdash;where are those heroic knights
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of old&mdash;those armadillo wights
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Who wore the plated vest,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Great Charlemagne, and all his peers
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Are cold&mdash;enjoying with their spears
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ An everlasting rest!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The bold King Arthur sleepeth sound,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So sleep his knights who gave that Round
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Old Table such eclat!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oh Time has pluck'd the plumy brow!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And none engage at turneys now
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But those who go to law!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Grim John o' Gaunt is quite gone by,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Guy is nothing but a Guy,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Orlando lies forlorn!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bold Sidney, and his kidney&mdash;nay,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those "early champions"&mdash;what are they
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But <i>Knights</i> without a morn!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ No Percy branch now perseveres
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Like those of old in breaking spears&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ The name is now a lie!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Surgeons, alone, by any chance,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Are all that ever couch a lance
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To couch a body's eye!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Alas! for Lion-Hearted Dick,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That cut the Moslem to the quick,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ His weapon lies in peace,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oh, it would warm them in a trice,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If they could only have a spice
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of his old mace in Greece!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The fam'd Rinaldo lies a-cold,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Tancred too, and Godfrey bold,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ That scal'd the holy wall!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No Saracen meets Paladin,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We hear of no great <i>Saladin</i>,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ But only grow the small!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Our Cressys too have dwindled since
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To penny things&mdash;at our Black Prince
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Historic pens would scoff&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only one we moderns had
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Was nothing but a Sandwich lad,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And measles took him off:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Where are those old and feudal clans,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their pikes, and bills, and partizans!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Their hauberks&mdash;jerkins&mdash;buffs?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A battle was a battle then,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A breathing piece of work&mdash;but men
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Fight now with powder puffs!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The curtal-axe is out of date!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The good old cross-bow bends to Fate,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ 'Tis gone&mdash;the archer's craft!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No tough arm bends the springing yew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And jolly draymen ride, in lieu
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Of Death, upon the shaft.&mdash;
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ The spear&mdash;the gallant tilter's pride
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rusty spear is laid aside,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Oh spits now domineer!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The coat of mail is left alone,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And where is all chain armour gone?
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Go ask at Brighton Pier.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ We fight in ropes and not in lists,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bestowing hand-cuffs with our fists,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ A low and vulgar art!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No mounted man is overthrown&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A tilt!&mdash;It is a thing unknown&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Except upon a cart.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Methinks I see the bounding barb,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Clad like his Chief in steely garb,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ For warding steel's appliance!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Methinks I hear the trumpet stir!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'Tis but the guard to Exeter,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ That bugles the "Defiance!"
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ In cavils when will cavaliers
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Set ringing helmets by the ears,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ And scatter plumes about?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or blood&mdash;if they are in the vein?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That tap will never run again&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Alas the <i>Casque</i> is out!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ No iron-crackling now is scor'd
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By dint of battle-axe or sword,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To find a vital place&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though certain Doctors still pretend
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Awhile, before they kill a friend,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ To labour through his case.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Farewell, then, ancient men of might!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Crusader! errant squire, and knight!
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ Our coats and customs soften,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To rise would only make ye weep&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sleep on, in rusty iron sleep,
+ </p>
+ <p class="i2">
+ As in a safety-coffin!
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>
+ VERSES FOR AN ALBUM.
+ </h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ Fresh clad from Heaven in robes of white
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A young probationer of light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thou wert, my soul, an Album bright.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ A spotless leaf but thought, and care&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And friends, and foes, in foul or fair,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Have "written strange defeature" there.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ And Time, with heaviest hand of all,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Like that fierce writing on the wall,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hath stamp'd sad dates&mdash;he can't recall.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ And error gilding worst designs&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Like speckled snake that strays and shines&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Betrays his path by crooked lines.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ And vice hath left his ugly blot&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And good resolves, a moment hot,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fairly began&mdash;but finish'd not.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ And fruitless late remorse doth trace&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Like Hebrew lore, a backward pace&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her irrecoverable race.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page424"
+ name="page424"></a>[pg 424]</span>
+ <p>
+ Disjointed numbers&mdash;sense unknit&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Huge reams of folly&mdash;shreds of wit&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Compose the mingled mass of it.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ My scalded eyes no longer brook,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon this ink-blurr'd thing to look,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Go&mdash;shut the leaves&mdash;and clasp the book!&mdash;
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza"></div>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ THE LITERARY POCKET-BOOK.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Is this year resumed, but we think it is not so successful
+ as, were its previous <i>fasciculi</i>. The "<i>literary</i>"
+ is a good epithet for its sale among would-be authors, like
+ the "<i>Gentleman's</i>" Magazine among a certain class of
+ worthies. But of what use are such articles as the following
+ to literary men:&mdash;<i>The Seasons</i>, by a Man of
+ <i>Taste</i>, (like the <i>carte</i> of a restaurateur;)
+ <i>Sayings of a Man about Town; Remonstrance with J.F.
+ Newton; Lines on Crockford's &amp;c.</i>&mdash;all amusing
+ enough in their way, but, in a literary pocket-book, out of
+ place, and not in good taste. The "lists," too, the only
+ useful portion of the volume, are, in many instances, very
+ incorrect. Apropos, how long has Morris Birbeck been dead?
+ Our Illinois friend might be alive when the editor published
+ his last pocket-book; but if he stands still, time does not.
+ There is, too, an affectation of fashion about the work which
+ does not suit our sober taste; but as a seasonable Christmas
+ extract, we are induced to quote <i>Winter</i> from the
+ <i>Seasons</i>:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now is the high season of beef; beef, which Prometheus killed
+ for us at first, ere he filched the fire from heaven, with
+ which to constitute it a beef-steak&mdash;that foundation of
+ the most delightful of clubs, and origin of the most
+ delightful of all memoirs of them. Nor be the sirloin, boast
+ of Englishmen, forgot! nor its vaunted origin; which proves
+ that the age of chivalry, despite of Burke, is not yet gone!
+ Stewed beef too, and ample round, and <i>filet de boeuf saute
+ dans sa glace</i>, and stewed rump-steaks, and ox-tail soup.
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>
+ "Spirits of beef, where are ye? are ye all fled?"
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <i>Henry the Eighth</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No&mdash;when beef flies the English shores, then you may, as
+ the immortal bard exquisitely expresses it, "make a silken
+ purse out of a sow's ear." But mutton, too, invites my Muse.
+ It is calculated that fifteen hundred thousand sheep are
+ annually sacrificed in London to the carnivorous taste of
+ John Bull. "Of roast mutton (as Dr. Johnson says) what
+ remains for me to say? It will be found sometimes succous,
+ and sometimes defective of moisture; but what palate has ever
+ failed to be pleased with a haunch which has been duly
+ suspended? what appetite has not been awakened by the
+ fermentation that glitters on its surface, when it has been
+ reposing for the requisite number of hours before a fire
+ equal in its fervency?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We quite agree with Dr. Johnson; but a boiled leg of mutton,
+ its whiteness transparent through the verdant capers that
+ decorate its candour, is not to be despised; nor is a hash,
+ whether celebrated as an Irish stew, or a <i>hachis de
+ mouton</i>, most relishing of <i>rifacciamenti</i>! Chops and
+ garlic <i>&agrave; la Francaise</i> are exquisite; and the
+ saddle, cut learnedly, is the Elysium of a gourmand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now also is the time of house-lamb and of doe-venison. Now is
+ the time of Christmas come, and the voice of the turkey is
+ heard in our land! This is the period of their annual
+ massacre&mdash;a new slaughter of the innocents! The Norwich
+ coaches are now laden with mortals; that, while alive, shared
+ with their equally intelligent townsmen, <i>fruges consumere
+ nati</i>, the riches of their agricultural county.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let others talk as they will about the Greek and the
+ Ottoman!&mdash;in cookery, I abhor Greece, and love Turkey.
+ And yet how inconsistent I am in my politics! for I sometimes
+ regard the partition of Turkey as a thing well purchased by
+ the sacrifice of every Ottoman in the world&mdash;would they
+ were all <i>under my feet</i>!&mdash;especially when I have
+ the gout. I confess, the dismemberment of Poland did not
+ affect me much. A man who is much accustomed to dismember
+ fowls, will not care much about that of kingdoms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor be the cod (a blessing on his head&mdash;and shoulders!)
+ forgotten. Beautifully candid, his laminae separate readily
+ before the tranchant silver, and each flake, covered with a
+ creamy curd, lies ready to receive the affusion of molten
+ (not oiled) butter, which, with its floating oyster-islands,
+ seems in impatient agitation for the moment of overflowing
+ the alluring "white creature," as a modern poet styles it.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>
+ TIMES TELESCOPE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Having <i>transported</i> the public for the term of
+ <i>fourteen years</i>, our readers need not be told that the
+ present is the fifteenth volume. We should say more in its
+ praise had it said less in our own. In richness and variety
+ it is quite equal to any of its predecessors; and we promise
+ our readers an occasional sip of its original sweets.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ The <i>Keepsake</i> and the <i>Christmas-Box</i> (the latter
+ a <i>juvenile</i> annual) must stand over for an early
+ number.
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a> <b>Footnote 1</b>:
+ <a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+ <p>
+ We hope this epithet will not be considered
+ ungallant&mdash;for, to say the truth, the <i>ladies</i>
+ have contributed the best poetical portion of the feast.
+ This display of female talent has increased in brilliancy
+ year after year: and the <i>Lords</i> should look to it.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p>
+ <i>Printed and published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near
+ Somerset House,) and sold by all Newsmen and Booksellers.</i>
+ </p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+<pre>
+
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