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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11267 ***
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. XII. NO. 328.] SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, 1828. [PRICE 2d.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+ANCIENT PLAN OF OXFORD CASTLE.
+
+
+[Illustration: Oxford Castle]
+
+ By these mysterious ties the busy pow'r
+ Of mem'ry her ideal train preserves
+ Intire; or, when they would elude her watch,
+ Reclaims their fleeting footsteps from the waste
+ Of dark oblivion.
+
+ AKENSIDE
+
+Gentle, courteous, and _patient_ reader--to understand the above plan,
+it is requisite that you carry your mind's eye back to those troublous
+times when men enjoyed no protection, but in opposing force to force;
+and to a period when _every man's house was his castle_, though not in
+the metaphorical sense we have since been accustomed to apply these
+words, viz. to the protection and security of British subjects.
+
+Few portions of our island have been more amply illustrated, by
+antiquarians, than OXFORD; and from one of these we learn that a Keep
+Tower, or Castle, existed here a considerable time before the conquest;
+for Alfred lived here; and Harold Harefoot was crowned and resided here;
+and one of Alfred's sons struck money here. Hearne has likewise
+identified this fact by the very ancient and original arms of Oxford,
+which have a castle represented, with a large ditch and bridge. Upon the
+same authority we learn that Offa "built walls at Oxford," and by him,
+therefore, a Saxon castle was originally built at Oxford.
+
+Leland, Dugdale, and Camden, on the other hand, affirm that the castle
+at Oxford was built by Robert D'Oiley, who came into England with
+William the Conqueror; and the Chronicles of Osney Abbey, preserved in
+the Cottonian library, even ascertain the precise date of this great
+baron's undertaking, viz. A.D. 1071. No question, therefore, can remain,
+but that this illustrious chieftain either repaired or rebuilt the
+castle; but as we have shown, upon equal authority, there was a Saxon
+castle, fit for a royal residence at Oxford, long previous to D'Oiley's
+time. About the year 1794, several Saxon remains were discovered here;
+but our engraving represents the castle in Norman times, with Robert
+D'Oiley's magnificent additions, and is a facsimile of a plan by Ralph
+Agas, in 1538, which, allowing a little for bad or unskilful drawing,
+may be taken as a perfect specimen of Norman military architecture, and
+will, we are persuaded, be received by our readers as a popular and
+interesting illustration of the warlike character of the age in which
+the castle was erected.
+
+For the description we are indebted to a MS. account of Anthony Wood, in
+the Bodleian library, who informs us that at one of its entrances was "a
+large bridge, which led into a long and broad entry, and so to the chief
+gate of the castle, the entry itself being fortified, on each side, with
+a large embattled wall; and having several passages above, from one side
+to the other, with open spaces between them, through which, in times of
+storm, whenever any enemy had broken through the first gates of the
+bridge, and was gotten into the entry, scalding water or stones might be
+cast down to annoy them."
+
+On passing through the gate, at the end of this long entry, the
+fortification stretched itself, on the left hand, in a straight line,
+till it came to a _round_ tower, that was rebuilt in the 19th of Henry
+III.[1] And from thence went a fair embattled wall, guarded for the most
+part with the mill-stream underneath, till it came to the high tower
+joining to St. George's church.[2]
+
+From hence, says the manuscript, the wall went to another gate, now
+quite down, opposite to the abovementioned; and leading to Osney, over
+another bridge; close to which joined that lofty and eminent mount,
+sometime crowned with an embattled tower. The manuscript adds, that for
+the greater defence of this castle, there was, on one of the sides of
+it, _a barbican_; which seems to have not merely been a single tower,
+but (according to an ancient deed) _a place_, or outwork, containing
+several habitations; and from other accounts it further appears, that
+there were more barbicans than one.
+
+The ruins of certain other towers of the castle, besides the barbicans,
+and those already described, are also said to have been standing till
+1649; when they were pulled down to erect new bulwarks for the
+parliamentary garrison.
+
+This is an abstract of Anthony Wood's manuscript, which agrees with
+Agas's drawing, except that in his sketch, the tower between the
+gate-tower and St. George's, is represented square instead of being
+round. Antiquarians also infer that in the drawing it was intended to
+represent the great keep-tower as standing upon the top of the mount,
+and not by the side of it.[3]
+
+Some discoveries made in 1794, throw much light on the history of the
+castle, and warrant a conclusion that in its area were several
+buildings. Wells were then cleared out, and among the rubbish were found
+horses' bones, dogs' bones, horse-shoes, and human skeletons; the
+appearance of the latter is not easily accounted for, unless they were
+the bodies of malefactors, who had been executed on the gallows placed
+near the castle, in later ages, that might have been flung in here,
+instead of being buried under the gibbet. We must however pass over many
+interesting facts, and content ourselves with a mere reference to the
+empress Maud being besieged here in 1141, and her miraculous flight with
+three knights, all escaping the eyes of the besiegers by the brightness
+of their raiment; Maud having just previously escaped from the castle of
+the Devizes, as a dead corpse, in a funeral hearse or bier. The reader
+will not be surprised at the decay of the castle, when he is informed
+that it was in a dilapidated state in the reign of Edward III.
+
+The castle was situate on the west side of the city of Oxford, on the
+site of the present county gaol. In 1788 little remained except the
+tower, which was for some time used as the county prison, and part of
+the old wall could then be traced 10 feet in thickness. In the
+castle-yard were the remains of the ancient sessions-house, in which, at
+the _Black Assize_, in 1577, the lieutenant of the county, two knights,
+eighty esquires and justices, and almost all the grand jury, died of a
+distemper, brought thither and communicated by the prisoners; and nearly
+one hundred scholars and townsmen fell victims to the same disorder.
+
+We have been somewhat minute in the preceding description, but we hope
+not more so than the exhaustless curiosity of the public on such
+subjects appears to warrant. Indeed, these interesting details are only
+a tithe portion of what we might have abridged. The warlike habits of
+our ancestors are always attractive topics for inquirers into the
+history of mankind, and their study is not
+
+ Dull and crabbed as some fools suppose,
+
+but a treasury or depository of useful knowledge, by enabling the
+inquirer to draw many valuable inferences from the comparative states of
+men in the several ages he seeks to illustrate. The enthusiasm of such
+pursuits is, likewise, an everlasting source of delight; for who can
+visit such shrines as Netley, St. Albans, or Melrose, without feeling
+that he is on holy ground; and although we are equally active in our
+notice of the architectural triumphs of our own times, we must not
+entirely leave the proud labours of by-gone ages to be clasped in the
+ponderous folio, or to moulder and lie neglected on the upper shelves of
+our libraries.
+
+We have to acknowledge the loan of the original of the engraving, from a
+lineal descendant of D'OILEY[4], the founder or repairer of the Castle
+at Oxford--a name not altogether unknown to our readers.
+
+ [1] The sum of 144_l_. 5_s_. was expended in the rebuilding.
+
+ [2] By an odd mode of expression in the MS., it should seem as
+ if this tower itself, or at least some building adjoining it,
+ was formerly made use of as a _royal residence_, for the words
+ are, _from hence went a fair embattled wall, guarded for the
+ most part with the mill-stream underneath, till it came in the
+ high tower, going under St. George's College, and the king's
+ house employed formerly as a campanile belonging to that
+ church_.
+
+ [3] Grose fell into an error on this point, in his 3rd volume of
+ Antiquitica, for in his copy of Aga's plan, he placed a large
+ keep tower just at the foot of an artificial mount--an anomaly
+ in fortification. The same punster who described _fortification_
+ as _two twenty fications_, would call this a _Grose_ blunder.
+
+ [4] When Robert D'Oiley, in the reign of Henry V. built the
+ abbey at Osney, for monks and regulars, and gave them the
+ revenues, &c. of the church of St. George, in the Castle, it is
+ said in the Osney chronicle, that there "Robert Pulen began to
+ read at Oxford the Holy Scriptures, which had fallen into
+ neglect in England. And after both the church of England and
+ that of France had profited greatly by his doctrine, he was
+ called away by Pope Lucius II., who made him chancellor of the
+ holy Roman church." This short effort, to which the Pope's
+ preferment put a stop, seems to have been the true origin of the
+ DIVINITY LECTURE, and of the DIVINITY SCHOOLS at Oxford; and of
+ the studies of the SORBONNE at Paris.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE "INTELLECTUAL CAT."
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+The _cat mania_ has hitherto been more popular in France than in
+England. To be sure, we have the threadbare story of Whittington and his
+cat; Mrs. Griggs and her 86 living and 28 dead cats; Peter King and his
+two cats in rich liveries; Foote's concert of cats; and the newspaper
+story of tortoiseshell male cats--but in France, cats keep better
+company, or at least are associated with better names. Thus, MOLIERE had
+his favourite cat; Madame de Puis, the celebrated harpplayer, settled a
+pension on her feline friend, which caused a law-suit, and brought into
+action all the most celebrated lawyers of France; and M. L'Abbe de
+Fontenu was in the habit of experimenting on these animals, one of which
+he found could exist twenty-six months without drinking! which fact is
+recorded in the History of the Royal Academy of Sciences at Paris, 1753.
+
+Our present portrait is, however, of more recent date, being a free
+translation from _Le Furet de Londres_, a French paper published in
+London, whose columns are an agreeable accompaniment for a cup of
+coffee. It is a mere _bagatelle_, and as an amusive trifle may not be
+unacceptable.
+
+My pretty little Puss, it is high time that I should pay a just tribute
+to your merits. We often talk of people who do not esteem you;
+therefore, why should I blush to give publicity to your perfection?
+
+You are exceedingly well made; your fur boasts of the delicate varieties
+of the tiger; your eyes are lively and pleasing; your velvet coat and
+tail are of enviable beauty; and your agility, gracefulness, and
+docility are, indeed, the admiration of all who behold you! Your moral
+qualities are not less estimable; and we will attempt to recapitulate
+them.
+
+In the first place, you love me dearly, or at least you load me with
+caresses; unless, like the rest of the world, you love me for yourself's
+sake. I know well that you like me less than a slice of mutton, or the
+leg of a fowl, but that is very simple; I am your master, and a leg of
+mutton is as good again as one master, twice as good as two masters, &c.
+
+You possess great sense, and good sense too, for you have precisely such
+as is most useful to you; for every other kind of knowledge will make
+you appear foolish.
+
+Nature has given you nails, which men unpolitely call claws; they are
+admirably constructed, and well jointed in a membrane, which is extended
+or drawn up like the fingers of a glove; and at pleasure it becomes a
+terrific claw, or a paw of velvet.
+
+You understand the _physical laws of good and evil_. A cat who strangles
+another will not be more culpable than a man who kills his fellow men.
+My dear Cat, the great Hobbes never reasoned more clearly than you do!
+
+You forget the past--you dream not of the future; but you turn the
+present to account. Time flies not with you, but stands still, and all
+your moments appear but as one. You know that your muscles will give
+action to your limbs, and you know no other cause of your existence,
+than existence itself. My dear Cat, you are a profound _materialist_!
+
+You flatter the master who caresses you, you lick the hand that feeds
+you, you fly from a larger animal than yourself, whilst you unsparingly
+prey on the smaller ones. My dear Cat, you are a profound _politician_!
+
+You live peaceably with the dog, who is your messmate; in gratitude to
+me, you regulate your reception, good or bad, of all the animals under
+my roof; thus, you raise your claw against such as you imagine mine
+enemies, while you prick up your tail at the sight of my friends. My
+dear Cat, you are a profound _moralist_!
+
+When you promenade your graceful limbs upon a roof, on the edge of a
+casement, or in some situation equally perilous, you show your dexterity
+in opposing the bulk of your body to the danger. Your muscles extend or
+relax themselves with judgment, and you enjoy security where other
+animals would be petrified with fear. My dear Cat, you perfectly
+understand the _laws of gravity_!
+
+If through inadvertence, blundering, or haste, you lose your support or
+hold, then you are admirable; you bend yourself in raising your back,
+and carry the centre of gravity towards the umbilical region, by which
+means you fall on your feet. My dear Cat, you are an excellent _natural
+philosopher_!
+
+If you travel in darkness, you expand the pupil of your eye, which, in
+forming a perfect circle, describes a larger surface, and collects the
+greater part of the luminous rays which are scattered in the atmosphere.
+When you appear in daylight, your pupil takes an elliptic form,
+diminishes, and receives only a portion of these rays, an excess of
+which would injure your retina. My dear Cat, you are a perfect
+_optician_!
+
+When you wish to descend a precipice, you calculate the distance of the
+solid points with astonishing accuracy. In the first place, you dangle
+your legs as if to measure the space, which you divide in your judgment,
+by the motions of your feet; then you throw yourself exactly upon the
+wished-for spot, the distance to which you have compared with the effect
+on your muscles. My dear Cat, you are a skilful _geometrician_!
+
+When you wander in the country, you examine plants with judicious
+nicety; you soon select that kind which pleases you, when you roll
+yourself on it, and testify your joy by a thousand other gambols; you
+know also the several grasses, and their medicinal effects on your
+frame. My dear Cat, you are an excellent _botanist_!
+
+Your voice merits no less eulogium; for few animals have one so
+modulated. The rhyming pur of satisfaction, the fawning accents of
+appeal, the vigorous bursts of passion, and innumerable diatonic
+varieties, proceed from your larynx, according to the order of nature.
+My dear Cat, you are a _dramatic musician_!
+
+In your amusements, you prefer pantomime to dialogue; and you neglect
+the pen to study the picture. But then what agility! what dancing! what
+cross-capers! The difficulty never impairs the grace of the feat. Oh, my
+dear Cat! you are a _delightful dancer_!
+
+Lastly, my dear Puss, show me a man who possesses as many kinds of
+knowledge as you do, and I will proclaim him a _living cyclopædia_, or
+concentration of human wisdom. But, what do I see? I am praising you,
+and you are fast asleep! This is still greater philosophy.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+STANZAS FOR MUSIC.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+ Yes, radiant spirit, thou hast pass'd
+ Unto thy latest home,
+ And o'er our widow'd hearts is cast
+ A deep and with'ring gloom!
+ For when on earth thou wert as bright
+ As angel form might be:
+ And mem'ry shall exist in night,
+ If we think not of thee.
+
+ For, oh, thy beauty o'er us came
+ Like a fair sunset beam,
+ And the sweet music of thy name
+ Was pure as aught might deem.
+ With silent lips we gaz'd on thee,
+ And awe-suspended breath--
+ But thine entrancing witchery
+ Abideth not in death.
+
+ And all that we suppos'd most fair
+ Is but a mockery now;
+ No beam illumes the silken hair
+ That traced thy smiling brow.
+ The cheerless dust upon thee lies,
+ Death's seal is on thee set,
+ But the bright spirit of thine eyes
+ Shines o'er our mem'ry yet!
+
+ As in some dark and hidden shell
+ Lies ocean's richest gem,
+ So in our hearts shall ever dwell
+ The spells thou'st breath'd in them!
+ Why should we weep o'er the young flow'rs
+ That cluster on thy sod?
+ Stars like them glow in heav'n's bright bow'rs
+ To light thee up to God!
+
+R.A.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+"TROUT BINNING" IN WEST-MORELAND.</h3<
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ --"Now is the time,
+ While yet the dark-brown water aids the guile,
+ To tempt the trout."
+ THOMSON.
+
+I have not yet done with this subject; and as it strikes me you are an
+angler, I think the article a seasonable _bait_ for you.
+
+I was certainly much entertained with your extracts from Sir Humphry
+Davy's _Salmonia_; and from your being pleased to mention my name in
+commenting on its merits, I took the hint, and resolved to send you
+another leaf from my journal. You will easily imagine the abundance of
+fish in Westmoreland when I inform you, that they seldom use the line
+there, except in rivers, since they can take them much easier with their
+hands as before mentioned. I will now account for the trout frequenting
+such small brooks. There are frequent floods in that county, at certain
+periods of the year, which sweep the fish in shoals from the mountain
+rivulets, or perhaps the fish always go down with the flood, for the
+rivers and rivulets are all well stocked afterwards; and in my opinion
+it is on account of the rivers being so full, that great quantities are
+obliged to inhabit the neighbouring brooks, all which empty themselves
+in the rivers. At the latter end of the year, that is, the spawning
+season, the large trouts (which are become very loose and flabby) take
+to the small brooks to deposit their spawn; after which they return to
+the rivers. At this time there are, in consequence, many young trouts,
+which remain, I should imagine, till next year, when I believe they go
+to the rivers; for during that time I have seldom caught trouts weighing
+more than from half a pound to a pound, though in such a "beck" as
+"Cannon's," which runs directly into the Eden, I have taken them at all
+times very large--and this is how I account for the difference. I should
+observe, that at the "_back end_" of the year, immensely large trouts
+may be caught, which come up to spawn; but they are generally, when
+caught, immediately thrown into their element again, as they are worth
+nothing, on account of the looseness of their flesh.
+
+But to the subject. _Trout binning_ is a name given to a peculiar method
+of taking trout. A man wades any rocky stream (Pot-beck for instance)
+with a sledge-hammer, with which he strikes every stone likely to
+contain fish. The force of the blow stuns the fish, and they roll from
+under the rock half dead, when the "binner" throws them out with his
+hand.
+
+_Night-Fishing._--I have frequently gone out with a fishing party at
+about ten o'clock at night to spear trout. We supplied ourselves with an
+eel spear and a lantern, and visited Cannon's "beck." We drew the light
+gently over the water near the brink. Immediately the light appeared,
+both trouts and eels were splashing about the lantern in great
+quantities. We then took the spear, and as they approached, thrust it
+down upon them, sometimes bringing up with it three or four together.
+One night we took nearly twenty pounds of trout and eels, which, for the
+short time we were out, may be considered very fair sport, and some of
+those were of a very large size.
+
+Should you notice this, I may be led to recur to the subject in a future
+paper.
+
+W.H.H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ A proud man is a fool in fermentation,
+ that swells and boils over like a porridge-pot.
+ He sets out his feathers like an owl,
+ to swell and seem bigger than he is.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE TOPOGRAPHER.
+
+AN EXCURSION TO THE RUINS OF RIEVAULX AND BYLAND ABBEYS; AND TO THE
+RESIDENCE OF LAURENCE STERNE, COXWOLD, YORKSHIRE.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ "The air around was breathing balm,
+ The aspen scarcely seem'd to sway;
+ And, as a sleeping infant calm,
+ The river stream'd away--
+ Devious as error--deep as love,
+ And blue and bright as heaven above."
+
+ _Alaric A. Watts_.
+
+Though I am as romantic a being as ever breathed on the face of this
+beautiful earth; yet, I will promise the reader, that in detailing the
+events of an interesting day, I will not tinge them with that colouring;
+yet, such a glorious bard as Wordsworth could, alone, do justice to our
+excursion. Leave him to wander alone in that woody dell, with the
+thrilling picture spread around him--the sinking walls of elaborate
+Gothic, clouded by the hanging woods--the rural dwellings of the
+illiterate peasantry scattered below the templed mount--and the mourning
+stream and its rustic bridge--thus entranced, his fairy spirit would
+pour forth a flood of pensive and philosophic song.
+
+It was on the dawning of a fine morning in August, that I left the
+brick-and-mortar purlieus of home, and in company with two young
+friends, commenced this excursion. The diversified chain of the
+Hambleton Hills, bounding the fruitful valley of Mowbray, rose at the
+distance of six miles before us; and whose summit we intended reaching
+before breakfast. The varying aspect of these rocky eminences requires
+the descriptive charms of Sir Walter Scott, or the pencil of Salvator
+Rosa, to do them justice. Within two miles of them, you might imagine
+yourself in the ruins of the Roman amphitheatre, whose circular walls
+reared their dark-gray forms to the heaven; and the inimitable
+description which Byron has given us of that edifice, occurs to the
+recollection; though no waving weeds and dew-nurtured trees crown the
+apparent ruin--
+
+ "Like laurel on the bald first Caesar's head."
+
+On a nearer view, they change their appearance, and you might suppose
+that the remains of some fortified castle, typical of the feudal system,
+looked over the heather which clothes their rocky sides; whilst the
+detached pieces of rock, which rolled from the summit eighty years ago,
+appear amongst the furze, like the tombs of Jewish patriarchs in the
+valley of Jehosaphat at Jerusalem, darkened by the lapse of ages. To the
+right of our path lay the solitary and frail memorials of the monastery
+of Hode, founded by Roger de Mowbray, and afterwards attached to the
+abbey of Byland. Shortly after passing Hode, we arrived at the base of
+Hambleton, and began to ascend its rocky front; we had climbed half the
+ascent, when, on cautiously turning ourselves, an indescribable picture
+presented itself in the vale and its objects below; the solemn silence
+of the early hour--the first greeting of the morning sun--the glittering
+and distant lake of Gormire, guarded by towering hills to the
+right--and, to the left, rocks which have stood whilst generations of
+heroes and kings have passed away; and, beyond this vivid scene, in dim
+perspective, arose the western hills, tinged with delicate blue, and
+scarcely discernible from the clouds which floated over them. Even the
+enraptured travellers, who stood gazing from the summit of Mont Blanc,
+were not more delighted than the enthusiastic _trio_ who looked from the
+brow of Hambleton on that memorable morning. But our object was not
+attained, and we set forward with replenished vigour, to cross the
+heather-heath, whose bleak aspect prepared us for the paradise which
+smiled below the other side of the hills. The first prominent object
+which met our view, was the terrace, with its classical temples at each
+of its terminations; and next, the wood encircled hamlet of Scawton, at
+whose little alehouse we enjoyed a hearty breakfast; and then set
+forward to explore our beloved region of Rievaulx; our path being
+through a mountainous wood, which nearly kissed the sky, and obscured
+the rustic road which divided it: after several windings through this
+leafy labyrinth, we arrived at a point where the wood was more open, and
+the dell considerably wider. It was after passing a picturesque cottage
+and bridge, that the first view of Rievaulx Abbey broke upon us. It was
+then that the first outline of its "Gothic grandeur" was displayed to
+us. Crossing the little bridge of Rieval, we proceeded along the banks
+of the Rye, which morosely rolled along, scarcely deigning to murmur its
+complaints to the woody hills which skirted it, as if in pique for the
+ruin of its sublime temple, and the disappearance of its monastic lords.
+The village of Rieval, constructed out of the wreck of the spacious
+abbey, displays some reverence for the preservation of inscriptions dug
+out of the building; and the little windows which lit the cells of
+studious monks five hundred years ago, now grace the cottages of
+illiterate peasants. We took a facsimile of one inscription, in Saxon
+letters, merely denoting the name of the monastery.
+
+The rustic beauty of the hamlet has been copiously eulogized by
+antiquarians and provincial historians. The beautiful foliage of its
+trees, varying in colour, appears like fleecy clouds of verdure, rising
+one above the other, over which a still deeper shadow is cast by the
+towering woods on each side of the valley; and in the midst of this
+fairy region, as if conscious of its proud pre-eminence, rises the
+sacred edifice, clothed in mourning of nature's deepest shade:[5]
+
+ Oh! many an hour of ecstasy
+ I past within its fading towers;
+ When life, and love, and poesy,
+ Hung on my harp their sweetest flowers.
+
+To indulge a little in reverie--"how are the mighty fallen!"--Here was
+once worshipped the virgin amidst the glittering pomp of monkish
+solemnity; when burst the beams of morning through the tracery of yon
+mighty window--
+
+ "Shorn of its glass of thousand colourings,"
+
+and threw the glowing emblazonry of the tinted pane upon the Mosaic
+pavement of the choir; while the loud and slowly-pealing matin
+reverberated through the sumptuous church. Here was interred with
+ceremony of waxen taper and mid-night requiem, the noble founder of this
+dilapidated fane, Sir Walter L'Espec, beneath that wreck of pillar and
+architrave and those carved remains of the chisel's achievement--he who
+deemed that the sepulchre
+
+ "Should canopy his bones till doomsday;
+ But all things have their end."
+
+The ruins of this religious house are more entire and superb than any
+other in the kingdom. The nave of the church is wholly gone; but the
+choir, one of its aisles, great part of the tower, and both the
+transepts, still remain. The church, instead of being east and west,
+approaches more to the direction of north and south; so that the choir
+is at the south end, and the aisle which should have been north, is on
+the east. Some have supposed this anomaly to be produced at the
+rebuilding of the church; but Drake in his "Evenings in Autumn," thinks
+it was in consequence of the disposition of the ground, which forms a
+lofty mount on the east. Adjoining the ruins of the nave on the west,
+are the remains of the cloisters, measuring one hundred feet each way.
+On the opposite side stands a splendid building, extending in length
+towards the west one hundred feet, and in breadth thirty; this structure
+appears to have been the refectory, accompanied by a music gallery.
+Parallel to this, and in a line with the transept, is another extensive
+ruin, several feet longer than the refectory, and about the same
+breadth, which was the dormitory; at the west end of which the walls are
+ancient, and seem to be coeval with the original abbey.[6] The form and
+ground plan of this building are the same with the abbey of Whitby;
+though the latter is not so copious in its dimensions. Several members
+of the noble families of Ross, Scroop, Maltbys, and Oryby, were interred
+in the chapter-house and choir here. Aelred, the third abbot of
+Rievaulx, was a man of great literary qualifications, and this abbey
+possessed an extensive library, which was destroyed by the Scots, in one
+of their lawless incursions--when the studious produce of the holy
+brotherhood, assembled by years of incessant study was committed to the
+reckless flames--and doubtless amongst the collection were many works of
+the learned abbot Aelred; a character from whom we might suppose the
+"northern magician" had sketched the striking portraiture of the
+enthusiastic father Eustace, in his "Monastery."
+
+After inspecting this interesting edifice, we left its hallowed
+precincts, and took the hilly path leading to a beautiful terrace, which
+overlooks the vale; each end of which is decorated with two modern
+temples, one in the Grecian and the other in the Roman style of
+architecture. Here are some gaudy copies of the old masters, with some
+originals, which adorn the centre and side compartments of the
+ceiling--Guido's Aurora, (copy); Hero and Leander; Diana and Endymion;
+Hercules and Omphale, &c,--the whole by the pencil of Bernini, an
+Italian artist. From this terrace the view is enchanting; the distant
+hills of barren Hambleton subsiding into the fruitful vale; and nearer,
+fertile fields intersected with wood and mossy rocks; and immediately
+beneath the eye, the pale and ivied ruin, mouldering over the dust of
+heroes who fought at Cressy, and of noble pilgrims who died in the Holy
+Land, and were conveyed to this far-famed sanctuary for interment--
+
+ "Which now lies naked to the injuries
+ Of stormy weather."
+
+Not far from this Elysium is the seat of Lord Feversham, (late Charles
+S. Duncombe, Esq.) the owner of the estate, called Duncombe Park, where
+is a piece of fine sculpture, called the Dog of Alcibiades, said to be
+the work of Myron, and ranked among the five dogs of antiquity. Here is
+also the famous Discobolus, which is esteemed the first statue in
+England. Among the splendid collection of paintings is a candle-light
+scene (woman and child) by Rubens, which cost 1,500 guineas. The mansion
+was designed by Sir J. Vanbrugh. Leaving this bewitching retreat, we
+proceeded down the sides of the woody mount; and after some tedious
+inquiries respecting our road through this wild region, we were directed
+to take a path through a sloping wood; but useless are all attempts to
+describe our route through this wilderness. Sometimes our weary feet
+were relieved from the rough stones and briars by an intervening lawn;
+and at others we were entirely shrouded from "day's garish eye" by
+entwining trees. Our rugged pilgrimage was rendered more endurable by
+the anticipation of shortly seeing Byland abbey; but still my romantic
+spirit was loitering in the pillared aisles of Rievaulx. By and by we
+quitted the wood, and having descended a deep ravine, we climbed a
+barren moor, over which we had proceeded half way, when to my
+unutterable joy, we discovered the far-off fane of Rievaulx, whose wan
+towers just peered from out of the hanging woods. Pursuing our way we
+soon exchanged the trackless moor for a much more grateful domain. A
+sloping wood on each side of us opened into a wider expanse, and the
+turrets of Byland abbey appeared in the distance. At this moment we
+forgot the toil of threading harassing woods and crossing wide heaths.
+After refreshing ourselves we proceeded to view the ruin.
+
+Byland abbey was founded in 1177, by the famous Roger de Mowbray, who
+amply endowed it, and was buried here. He retired hither after being
+perplexed and fatigued with useless crusades, and suffering the
+deprivation of nearly all his property by Henry II. Martin Stapylton,
+Esq. the present proprietor of Byland, discovered from some ancient
+manuscripts the precise situation in the ruin, where were deposited the
+bones of the illustrious chieftain; and after removing these relics of
+mortality which had been hid for six hundred years, he conveyed them in
+his carriage to Myton, and interred them in the church-yard. The abbey
+of Byland is memorable for having given concealment, (though not a
+sanctuary!) to Edward II. who, when flying from his enemies in the
+north, in 1322, took shelter here, and was surprised by them when at
+dinner, narrowly escaping, by the swiftness of his horse, to York; and
+leaving his money, plate, and privy seal, a booty to the savage and
+exterminating Scots. Byland abbey has nearly disappeared; the only
+perfect remains are the west end, a fine specimen of Saxon and Gothic,
+and a small portion of the choir. The church, its transepts, north and
+south aisles, and chancel, are gone; and the dormitory, refectory,
+cloisters, &c. have scarcely left any trace of their gorgeous existence.
+The lonely ash and sturdy briar vegetate over the ashes of barons and
+prelates; and the unfeeling peasants intrude their rustic games on the
+holy place, ignorant of its former importance, and unconscious of the
+poetical feeling which its remains inspire. We quitted its interior to
+inspect a gateway situated at a considerable distance from the principal
+ruin, through which the abbey appears to great advantage about four
+hundred yards beyond this arch.
+
+ [5] For an interesting account of the founding and a view of
+ this abbey, see the MIRROR for Sept. 30, 1826.
+
+ [6] Eastmead's "Historia Rievallensis."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ON VIEWING THE RUINS OF BYLAND ABBEY THROUGH THE DETACHED GATEWAY ON THE
+WEST.
+
+
+ Oh! beauteous picture! thou art ruin's theme,
+ And envious time the Gothic canvass sears.
+ Thy soft decay now almost wakes my tears,
+ And art thou mutable? or do I dream?
+ The transept moulders to its mound again;
+ The fluted window buries in its fall
+ The rainbow flooring of the fretted hall;
+ And long the altar on that earth has lain.
+ Now could I weep to see each mourning weed
+ So deeply dark around thy wasting brow;
+ If life and art are then so brief--I bow
+ With less of sorrow to what is decreed:
+ Ye faded cloisters--ye departing aisles!
+ Your day is past, and dim your glory smiles!
+
+Four miles from Byland is Coxwold, once the residence of the celebrated
+Laurence Sterne, author of _Tristram Shandy_, &c. It is a beautiful and
+romantic retreat, excelling the "laughing vine-clad hills of France,"
+which attracted the spirit of our English Rabelais to luxuriate amidst
+them. Here we gained admittance to the little church, an interesting
+edifice, noted for its sumptuous monuments to commemorate the
+Fauconbridge and Belasyse families, and for its being the scene of
+Sterne's curacy. A small barrel organ now graces its gallery, which
+responded to the morning and evening service in Yorick's day. On prying
+about the belfry we discovered an old helmet, with the gilding on it
+still discernible, which we at first supposed to be intended as a
+decoration to some tomb; but its weight and size precluded that
+supposition. In the church of Coxwold, the moralist might amass tomes of
+knowledge, and acquire the most forcible conviction of the fleeting
+nature of earth and its possessors. On glancing around he would perceive
+the heraldic honours of a most noble and ancient family now extinct--the
+paltry remains of the splendid helmet, which had decked, perhaps, the
+proud hero of feudal power, thrown into a degrading hole with the
+sexton's spade, and the sacred rostrum where the eloquence of the second
+Rabelais has astonished the village auditors, and perhaps led them to
+doubt that such intellect was mutable, now filled by another! Our
+curiosity was attracted, on leaving the church, to Shandy Hall, once the
+residence of Sterne, situated at the termination of the village. Two
+females, elegantly attired in mourning, were parading the garden;
+immediately I saw them I thought of the beautiful Eliza; she to whom the
+fickle Yorick swore eternal attachment, and then "lit up his heart at
+the shrine of another," leaving Eliza to wonder--
+
+ "------that fresh features
+ Have such a charm for us poor human creatures."
+
+Perhaps in this edifice, Eugenius, (the witty Duke of Wharton,[7]) and
+his boon companion, have sported their puns and repartees over the
+glass; whilst the laughter-moving Sterne, pursuing the dictates of his
+heart, has wet the dimpling cheek of Eugenius by some random effusion of
+imagination and sensibility. What two noble spirits have there displayed
+their intellectual brilliance; and what a gratification to have heard
+the author of "The Monk at Calais," and "My uncle Toby," eliciting
+smiles and tears by turns, till the delighted heart could scarcely
+determine whether joy or sorrow caused the most exquisite feeling.
+
+But to conclude our peregrination--the glory of Hode, Rievaulx, and
+Byland abbeys has departed--their founders, ecclesiastics and patrons,
+have become dust--the crumbling arch and tottering pillar alone record
+"the whereabouts" of the rendezvous of heroes and kings--and rooks
+construct their dwellings where the silver crucifix once reared its
+massy form, before crowds of adoring monks--the hoarse croak of the
+raven is now heard through that valley where pealed the vesper bell; and
+the melancholy music of the lonely river succeeds the solemn chant of
+mass;--laugh and jest resound where monkish praise quivered through the
+Gothic space--the helmet and coronet of blood and birth are fallen from
+their wearers--and the genius and eccentricity of Sterne, and the wit of
+Wharton, are for ever extinct:
+
+ "And fortress, fane and wealthy peer
+ Along the tide of time are borne.
+ And feudal strife, with noble tears
+ Forgotten in the lapse of years."
+
+ [7] Of Skelton Castle, author of "Crazy Tales," and of the
+ "Continuation of Sterne's Sentimental Journey."
+
+H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CROMLEH IN ANGLESEA.
+
+
+[Illustration: Cromleh in Anglesea.]
+
+Cromlehs are among the most interesting of all monumental relics of our
+ancestors; but the question of their original purposes has excited much
+controversy among the lovers of antiquarian lore. They are immense
+stones, by some believed to have been the altars, by others, the tombs,
+of the Druids; but Mr. Toland explains the word _cromleac_, or
+_cromleh_, from the Irish _crom_, to adore, and _leac_, a stone--stone
+of adoration. Crom was also one of the Irish names of God; hence
+cromleac may mean the stone of Crom, or of the Supreme God. The cromleac
+is also called _Bothal_, from the Irish word _Both_, a house, and _al_,
+or _Allah_, God; this is evidently the same with _Bethel_, or house of
+God, of the Hebrews.
+
+The above vignette represents a Cromleh at Plas Newydd, the seat of the
+Marquess of Anglesea, in the Isle of Anglesea. This part of the island
+is finely wooded, and forcibly recalls to the mind its ancient state,
+when it was the celebrated seat of the Druids, the terrific rites of
+whose religion were performed in the gloom of the thickest groves.
+
+The Cromleh at Plas Newydd is 12 feet 9 inches long, and 13 feet 2
+inches broad, in the broadest part. Its greatest depth or thickness is 5
+feet. Its contents cannot be less in cubic feet and decimal parts than
+392,878,125. It follows, therefore, from calculating according to the
+specific gravity of stone of its kind, that it cannot weigh less than 30
+tons 7 hundreds. The engraving is copied from "The Celtic Druids," by
+Godfrey Higgins, Esq. F.S.A. 4to, 1827, one of the most valuable
+antiquarian volumes it has ever been our good fortune to secure; and by
+the aid of an esteemed correspondent, we hope shortly to introduce a few
+of its curiosities more in detail than we are enabled to do at present.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+NOTES OF A READER.
+
+WOMAN AND SONG.
+
+(_From a graceful little volume, entitled, "Poetical Recreations," by
+C.A. Hulbert._)
+
+
+ Oh, who shall say that woman's ear
+ Thrills to the minstrel's voice in vain?
+ She hath a balm diffusing tear,
+ She hath a softer, holier strain--
+ A cheering smile of hope to give,
+ A voice to bid the mourner live.
+
+ She hath a milder beam of praise,
+ Her heart a soil where Truth may bloom,
+ And while her drooping flowers we raise,
+ They yield us back a rich perfume.
+ Her influence bids our talents rise
+ 'Neath Love and Fancy's native skies!
+
+ I heard an infant's lisping tongue
+ Address his mother's smiling eye,
+ And fondly ask his favourite song--
+ His soul seemed wrapt in harmony;
+ She sung--and gave the cheering kiss,
+ Which made the poet's fortune his.
+
+ His mother saw his fancies stray
+ To fragrant poesy, and leave
+ The dull pursuit of fortune's way,
+ 'Till some would chide and others grieve;
+ But she had marked the rising flame,
+ And led and nourish'd it to fame!
+
+ When verse his mind to writing bore,
+ And genius shed its lustre there,
+ How proudly did she con it o'er,
+ Unconscious fell the blissful tear:
+ 'Twas her's to lighten care's control,
+ And raise the drooping, pensive soul.
+
+ Her labour past, another breast,
+ Still lovely woman's, urged his pen--
+ Pure love was sent to make him blest,
+ And bid his fancies flow again:
+ She yielded to his minstrel pride
+ The heart, the hand to lips denied!
+
+ Quick roll'd the years in tranquil peace,
+ The peace by harmony begun.
+ And numbers charm'd each day of bliss,
+ That flowing verse and concord won:
+ His Mary's music soothed his woe,
+ And chased the tear that chanced to flow.
+
+ Death came--and Poetry was o'er,
+ The chords of song had ceas'd to thrill,
+ The Minstrel's name was heard no more,
+ But one true heart was heaving still--
+ His Mary's voice would nightly weave
+ Its lone, deep notes around his grave!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CLAUDE LORRAINE.
+
+
+Lanzi, in his _History of Italian Painting_, gives the following
+exquisite encomium on this prince of landscape painters:
+
+"His landscapes present to the spectator an endless variety; so many
+views of land and water, so many interesting objects, that, like an
+astonished traveller, the eye is obliged to pause and measure the extent
+of the prospect, and his distances of mountain and of sea, are so
+illusive, that the spectator feels, as it were, fatigued by gazing. The
+edifices and temples which so finely round off his compositions, the
+lakes peopled with aquatic birds, the foliage diversified in conformity
+to the different kinds of trees, all is nature in him; every object
+arrests the attention of an amateur, every thing furnishes instruction
+to a professor. There is not an effect of light, or a reflection in
+water which he has not imitated; and the various changes of the day are
+nowhere better represented than in Claude. In a word, he is truly the
+painter who, in depicting the three regions of air, earth, and water,
+has combined the whole universe. His atmosphere almost always bears the
+impress of the sky at Rome, whose horizon is, from its situation, rosy,
+dewy, and warm. He did not possess any peculiar merit in his figures,
+which are insipid, and generally too much attenuated; hence he was
+accustomed to remark to the purchasers of his pictures, that he sold
+them the landscape, and presented them with the figures gratis."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"TINTORETTO," says his biographer, "produced works in which the most
+captious of critics could not find a shade of defect."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+KISSING THE FOOT.
+
+
+Rollo, the celebrated Danish hero, (whose stature is said to have been
+so gigantic, that no horse could carry him) on becoming a feudatory of
+the French crown, was required, in conformity with general usage, to
+kiss the foot of his superior lord; but he refused to stoop to what he
+considered so great a degradation; yet as the homage could not be
+dispensed with, he ordered one of his warriors to perform it for him.
+The latter, as proud as his chief, instead of stooping to the royal
+foot, raised it so high, that the poor monarch fell to the ground, amid
+the laughter of the assembly.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BOHEMIAN BLESSING.
+
+
+ Now sleep in blessedness--till morn
+ Brings its sweet light;
+ And hear the awful voice of God
+ Bid ye--Good Night!
+ Yet ere the hand of slumber close
+ The eye of care,
+ For the poor huntsman's soul's repose
+ Pour out one prayer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+REVIEWING.
+
+
+There are three ways of reviewing a book. First, to take no more notice
+of it, or of its author, than if neither the one nor the other had ever
+been produced--cautiously to avoid the most distant allusions to their
+names, characters, or professions, thereby avoiding all personality, in
+their case at least, all intrusion, either into public or private life.
+Secondly, to select all the good passages, and to comment upon them with
+such power and vivacity, that beside your pearls they seem paste.
+Thirdly, to select all the best passages, and to string them all
+together on a very slight thread--like dew-drops on gossamer--and boldly
+palm it upon the public as an original article.--_Blackwood's Mag_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MOTTOES FOR SUN DIALS.
+
+_By the Rev. W. Lisle Bowles_.
+
+
+ MORNING SUN.--_Tempus volat_.
+ OH! early passenger, look up--be wise,
+ And think how, night and day, TIME ONWARD
+ FLIES.
+
+ NOON.--_Dum tempus habemus, operemur bonum_.
+ Life steals away--this hour, oh man, is lent thee,
+ Patient to "WORK THE WORK OF HIM WHO SENT
+ THEE."
+
+ SETTING SUN.--_Redibo, tu nunquam_.
+ Haste, traveller, the sun is sinking now--
+ He shall return again--but never thou.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE PINE-APPLE.
+
+
+Oviedo extols the pine-apple above all the fruits which grew in the
+famous gardens of his time, and above all that he had tasted in his
+travels in Spain, France, England, Germany, the whole of Italy, Sicily,
+the Tyrol, and the whole of the Low Countries. "No fruit," says he,
+"have I known or seen in all these parts, nor do I think that in the
+world there is one better than it, or equal to it, in all those points
+which I shall now mention, and which are, beauty of appearance,
+sweetness of smell, taste of excellent savour; so that there being three
+senses out of the five which can be gratified by fruit, such is its
+excellence above all other fruits or dainties in the world, that it
+gratifies those three, and even the fourth also; to wit the touch. As
+for the fifth, that is to say, the hearing, fruit, indeed, can neither
+hear nor listen, but in its place the reader may hear and attend to what
+is said of this fruit, and he will perceive that I do not deceive myself
+in what I shall say of it. For albeit fruit can as little be said to
+possess any of the other four senses, in relation to the which I have,
+as above, spoken, of these I am to be understood in the exercise and
+person of him who eats, not of the fruit itself, which hath no life,
+save the vegetative one, and wants both the sensitive and rational, all
+three of which exist in man. And he, looking at these pines, and
+smelling to them, and tasting them, and feeling them, will justly,
+considering these four parts or particularities, attribute to it the
+principality above all other fruits."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+STONE-MASON'S CRITICISM
+
+
+Mr. Bowles, the vicar of Bremhill, Wilts, is accustomed occasionally to
+write epitaphs for the young and aged dead among his own parishioners.
+An epitaph of his, on an aged father and mother, written in the
+character of a most exemplary son--the father living to eighty-seven
+years--ran thus:--
+
+ "My father--my poor mother--both are gone,
+ And o'er your cold remains I place this stone,
+ In memory of your virtues. May it tell
+ How _long one_ parent lived, and _both_ how well,"
+ &c.
+
+When this was shown to the stone-mason critic, (and Mr. Bowles
+acknowledges he has heard worse public critics in his time,) he
+observed, that the lines _might_ do with a _little_ alteration--thus:--
+
+ "My father, and my mother too, are dead,
+ And here I _put_ this grave-stone at their head;
+ My father lived to eighty-seven, my mother
+ No quite _so long_--and _one_ died after _t'other_."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PLEASURES OF HISTORY.
+
+
+The effect of historical reading is analogous, in many respects to that
+produced by foreign travel. The student, like the tourist, is
+transported into a new state of society. He sees new fashions. He hears
+new modes of expression. His mind enlarged by contemplating the wide
+diversities of laws, of morals, of manners. But men may travel far, and
+return with minds as contracted as if they had never retired from their
+own market-towns. In the same manner, men may know the dates of many
+battles, and the genealogies of many noble houses, and yet be no wiser.
+Most people look at past times, as princes look at foreign countries.
+More than one illustrious stranger has landed on our island amidst the
+shouts of a mob, has dined with the king, has hunted with the master of
+the stag-hounds, has seen the guards reviewed, and a Knight of the
+Garter installed; has cantered along Regent-street; has visited St.
+Paul's, and noted down its dimensions, and has then departed, thinking
+that he has seen England. He has, in fact, seen a few public buildings,
+public men, and public ceremonies. But of the vast and complex system of
+society, of the fine shades of national character, of the practical
+operation of government and laws, he knows nothing.--_Edin. Rev._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CHARMS OF SAVAGE LIFE.
+
+
+It is remarkable that whites or creoles do not always avail themselves
+of opportunities to return to civilized society. There seem to be
+pleasures in savage life, which those who have once tasted, seldom wish
+to exchange for the charms of more polished intercourse. For example, a
+creole boy was carried off at the age of 13; at 26 he returned to Buenos
+Ayres, on some speculation of barter. He said that whoever had lived
+upon horse-flesh would never eat beef, unless driven by necessity or
+hunger; he described the flesh of a colt to be the most deliciously
+flavoured of all viands. This man, having transacted the business which
+led him to Buenos Ayres, returned voluntarily to his native haunts, and
+is probably living amongst the Indians to this day.--_Mem. Gen. Miller_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PATRONS OF ASTRONOMY.
+
+
+The Emperor of Russia has presented to the Observatory of Dorpat, a
+magnificent telescope by Franenhofer, with a focal length of 13 feet,
+and an aperture of 9 inches; the cost was £1,300. The king of Bavaria
+followed his example by ordering a still finer instrument for the same
+purpose; and the king of France, with a liberality still more patriotic,
+has had executed in his own capital, an achromatic telescope, surpassing
+them all in magnitude and power. What a misfortune it is to English
+science, that the name of the most accomplished prince who has as yet
+occupied the throne of Charles I. does not appear in the list of
+sovereigns, who have been thus rivalling each other in the patronage of
+astronomy! What a mortification to English feeling, that the subject of
+sidereal astronomy created by the munificence of George III. should thus
+be transferred to the patronage of foreign monarchs. A slight exception
+must be made in the case of Edinburgh. During the King's visit, the
+observatory had permission to take the name of the _Royal Observatory of
+George IV._; and it has received from government £2,000. to purchase
+instruments.--_Quarterly Rev_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+
+DINNERS.
+
+
+A Family Dinner! Pot-luck, as it is called, in Scotland--when the man's
+wife is in the sulks, the wife's man proportionably savage, the children
+blear-eyed from the recent blubber in the nursery--the governess afraid
+to lift her eyes from her plate--the aunt sourer than the vinegar
+cruet--and we--alas! the stranger, stepping in to take pot-luck--we,
+poor old Christopher North, thanklessly volunteering to help the
+cock-y-leekie, that otherwise would continue to smoke and steam
+unstirred in its truly classical utensil! What looking of inutterable
+things! As impossible to break the silence with your tongue, as to break
+pond-ice ten inches thick with your knuckle. In comes the cock that made
+the cock-y-leekie, boiled down in his tough antiquity to a tatter. He
+disappears among the progeny, and you are now tied to the steak. You
+find there employment sufficient to justify any silence; and hope during
+mastication that you have not committed any crime since Christmas, of an
+enormity too great to be expiated by condemnation to the sulks.
+
+A Literary Dinner! apparently the remains of the Seven Young Men
+sprinkled along both sides of the table--with here and there "a
+three-times skimmed sky-blue" interposed; on each side of the Lord of
+the Mansion, a philosopher--on each hand of the lady, a poet--somewhere
+or other about the board, a Theatrical Star--a Strange Fiddler--an
+Outlandish Traveller--and a Spanish Refugee. As Mr. Wordsworth rather
+naughtily sayeth,
+
+ "All silent, and all damn'd!"
+
+Still the roof does not fall, although the chandelier burns dim in
+sympathy,
+
+ "And all the air a solemn stillness holds."
+
+Will not a single soul in all this wide world, as he hopes to be saved,
+utter so much as one solitary syllable? Oh! what would not the lady and
+the gentleman of the house give even for a remark on the weather from
+the mouth of poet, philosopher, sage, or hero! Hermetically sealed! Lo!
+the author of the very five-guinea quarto, that lay open, in
+complimentary exposure, at a plate, up stairs on the drawing-room
+table--with his round unmeaning face "breathing tranquillity"--sound
+asleep! With eyes fixed on the ceiling, sits at his side the profound
+Parent of a Treatise on the Sinking Fund. The absent gentleman, who has
+kept stroking his chin for the last half hour, as if considering how he
+is off for soap,--would you believe it,--has just returned from abroad,
+and has long been justly celebrated for his conversational talents in
+all the coteries and courts of Europe. If that lank-and-leather-jawed
+gentleman, with complexion bespeaking a temperament dry and adust, and
+who has long been sedulously occupied in feeling the edge of his
+fruit-knife with the ball of his thumb--do not commit suicide before
+September,--Lavater must have been as great a goose as Gall. You might
+not only hear a mouse stirring--a pin dropping--but either event would
+rouse the whole company like a peal of thunder. You may have seen Madame
+Toussaud's images,--Napoleon, Wellington, Scott, Canning, all sitting
+together, in full fig, with faces and figures in opposite directions,
+each looking as like himself as possible, so that you could almost
+believe you heard them speak. You get rather angry--you wonder that they
+don't speak. Even so with those living images. But the exhibition is
+over--the ladies leave the room--and after another hour of silence, more
+profound than that of the grave, all the images simultaneously rise up
+and--no wonder people believe in ghosts--disappear.
+
+A Return Dinner! Thirty people of all sorts and sizes, jammed--glued
+together--shoulder to shoulder--knee to knee--all with their elbows in
+each other's stomachs--most faces as red as fire, in spite of all those
+floods of perspiration--two landed gentlemen from the Highlands--a
+professor--four officers, naval and military, in his Majesty's and in
+the Company's service--some advocates--two persons like
+ministers--abundance of W.S.'s of course--an accoucheur--old ladies with
+extraordinary things upon their heads, and grey hair dressed in a mode
+fashionable before the flood--a few fat mothers of promising
+families--some eldest daughters now nubile--a female of no particular
+age, with a beard--two widows, the one buxom and blooming, with man-fond
+eyes, the other pale and pensive, with long, dark eye-lashes, and lids
+closed as if to hide a tear--there they all sit steaming through three
+courses--well does the right hand of the one know what the left hand of
+the other is doing--there is much suffering, mingled with much
+enjoyment--for though hot, they are hungry--while all idea of speaking
+having been, from the commencement of the feast, unanimously
+abandoned--you might imagine yourself at an anniversary GAUDEAMUS of the
+Deaf and Dumb.--_Blackwood's Mag._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SCOLD.
+
+IMITATED FROM BERNI.
+
+
+ To dine on devils without drinking,
+ To want a seat when almost sinking,
+ To pay to-day--receive to-morrow,
+ To sit at feasts in silent sorrow,
+ To sweat in winter--in the boot
+ To feel the gravel cut one's foot,
+ Or a cursed flea within the stocking
+ Chase up and down--are very shocking:
+ With one hand dirty, one hand clean,
+ Or with one slipper to be seen:
+ To be detain'd when most in hurry,
+ Might put Griselda in a flurry;--
+ But these, and every other bore,
+ If to the list you add a score,
+ Are not so bad, upon my life,
+ As that one scourge--a scolding wife!
+
+_New Monthly Magazine_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+SELECT BIOGRAPHY
+
+LEDYARD THE TRAVELLER.
+
+_Concluded from page 113_.
+
+
+Ledyard was one of the marines who were present at Cook's death, of
+which he gives an account (as appears from extracts of his journal
+already mentioned,) somewhat different from that in the authentic
+narrative of the voyage--and different, also, we must add, from his own
+private journal, which, at least the portion of it relating to that
+event, is still in the Admiralty. It must be mentioned in favour of
+Ledyard's sagacity, that the visit to Nootka Sound suggested to him the
+commercial advantages to be derived from a trade between the north-west
+coast of America and China; and the views which he took of this subject
+very much influenced the succeeding events of his life.
+
+Towards the end of December, 1782, we find Ledyard serving on board a
+king's ship in Long Island Sound, from which he obtained leave of
+absence to visit his mother; but, either from a sense of duty and
+honour, which obliged him not to act with the enemies of his country, or
+from a dislike of the service, he never returned. He had conceived, and
+now began to endeavour to execute, the grand project of a trading voyage
+to Nootka; for this purpose he went to New York and Philadelphia, and,
+after addressing himself to various individuals, he prevailed at last on
+the Honourable Robert Morris to promise him a ship. The projected
+voyage, however, was ultimately abandoned.
+
+Finding, nevertheless, that they all failed him, and heartily sick of
+the want of enterprise among his own countrymen, he resolved to try his
+fortune in Europe. He visited Cadiz, from thence took a passage to
+Brest, and from Brest to L'Orient, where he was successful in prevailing
+on some merchants to fit out a ship for his north-west adventure; but
+this project also failed, and Ledyard became once more the sport of
+accident.
+
+He now proceeded to Paris, where he was received with great kindness by
+Mr. Jefferson, the American minister, who so highly approved of his
+favourite scheme of an expedition to the north-west coast, that, we are
+told by his biographer, the journey of Lewis and Clarke, twenty years
+afterwards, had its origin in the views which Jefferson received from
+Ledyard. Here, also, he met with the notorious Paul Jones, who was
+looking after the proceeds of the prizes which he had taken and carried
+into the ports of France. This adventurer entered warmly into his views,
+and undertook to fit out two vessels for the expedition. It was settled
+that Jones was to command the vessels, and carry the furs to the China
+market, while Ledyard was to remain behind and collect a fresh cargo
+ready for their return, after which he meant to perambulate the
+continent of America, and show his countrymen the path to unbounded
+wealth. Jones, it seems, was so much taken with the plausibility of a
+scheme, which presented at once the prospect of adventure, fame, and
+profit, that he advanced money to Ledyard to purchase a part of the
+cargo for the outfit; but, being suddenly called away to L'Orient, to
+look after his prize concerns, his zeal for this grand scheme began to
+cool, and, in a few months, the whole fabric fell to the ground.
+
+Ledyard now felt himself a sort of wandering vagabond, without
+employment, motive, or means of support; the supplies he had received
+from Jones had ceased, and he was compelled to become a pensioner on the
+bounty of the American minister and a few friends. It would appear,
+however, from some lively letters written by him at Paris, that his flow
+of spirits did not forsake him.
+
+"The two Fitzhughs," he says, "dine with me to-day in my chamber,
+together with our worthy consul, Barclay, and that lump of universality,
+colonel Franks. But such a set of moneyless rascals have never appeared,
+since the epoch of the happy villain Falstaff. I have but five French
+crowns in the world; Franks has not a sol; and the Fitzhughs cannot get
+their tobacco money. Every day of my life," he continues, "is a day of
+expectation, and, consequently, a day of disappointment; whether I shall
+have a morsel of bread to eat at the end of two months, is as much an
+uncertainty as it was fourteen months ago, and not more so."
+
+While in this state of penury he received a visit, the object of which
+was so creditable to a gentleman still living, and not unknown in the
+annals of science, that it gives us pleasure to print the story in
+Ledyard's own words:--
+
+"Permit me to relate to you an incident. About a fortnight ago, Sir
+James Hall,[8] an English gentleman, on his way from Paris to Cherbourg,
+stopped his coach at our door, and came up to my chamber. I was in bed
+at six o'clock in the morning, but having flung on my _robe de chambre_,
+I met him at the door of the ante-chamber. I was glad to see him, but
+surprised. He observed, that he had endeavoured to make up his opinion
+of me, with as much exactness as possible, and concluded that no kind of
+visit whatever would surprise me. I could do no otherwise than remark,
+that his _opinion_ surprised me at least, and the conversation took
+another turn. In walking across the chamber, he laughingly put his hand
+on a six livre piece, and a louis d'or that lay on my table, and with a
+half stifled blush, asked me how I was in the money way. Blushes
+commonly beget blushes, and I blushed partly because he did, and partly
+on other accounts. 'If fifteen guineas,' said he, interrupting the
+answer he had demanded, 'will be of any service to you, there they are,'
+and he put them on the table. 'I am a traveller myself, and though I
+have some fortune to support my travels, yet I have been so situated as
+to want money, which you ought not to do. You have my address in
+London.' He then wished me a good morning and left me. This gentleman
+was a total stranger to the situation of my finances, and one that I
+had, by mere accident, met at an ordinary in Paris."
+
+Ledyard observes, that he had no more idea of receiving money from this
+gentleman than from Tippoo Saib. "However," he says, "I took it without
+any hesitation, and told him, I would be as complaisant to him if ever
+occasion offered."
+
+His schemes for a north-west voyage, either for trade or discovery,
+being now wholly abandoned, he set about planning, as the only remaining
+expedient, a journey by land through the northern regions of Europe and
+Asia, then to cross Behring's Straits to the continent of America, to
+proceed down the coast to a more southern latitude, and to cross the
+whole of that continent from the western to the eastern shore. The
+empress of Russia was applied to for her permission and protection, but
+while waiting for her answer Ledyard received an invitation to London
+from his eccentric friend, Sir James Hall. He found, on his arrival
+there, that an English ship was in complete readiness to sail for the
+Pacific Ocean, in which Sir James had procured him a free passage, and
+to be put on shore at any spot he might choose on the north-west coast.
+The amiable baronet, moreover, presented him with twenty guineas, as
+Ledyard says, _pro bono publico_, and with which he tells us, "he bought
+two great dogs, an Indian pipe, and a hatchet." In a few days the vessel
+went down the Thames from Deptford, and Ledyard thought it the happiest
+moment of his life; but such is the uncertainty of human expectations,
+while he was indulging in day-dreams of the fame and honour which
+awaited him, he was once more doomed to suffer the agonies of a
+disappointment to his hopes, the more severe, as being so near their
+consummation--the vessel was seized by a custom-house officer, brought
+back, and exchequered.
+
+This was undoubtedly the most severe blow he had yet received; but
+Ledyard never desponded--no sooner was one of his castles demolished,
+than he set about building another. "I shall make the tour of the
+globe," he says, "from London eastward, on foot." To aid him in this
+object, a subscription was raised by Sir Joseph Banks, Sir James Hall,
+and some others. By this means he arrived at Hamburgh; whence he writes
+to colonel Smith:--"Here I am with ten guineas exactly, and in perfect
+health. One of my dogs is no more: I lost him in my passage up the river
+Elbe, in a snow storm: I was out in it forty hours in an open boat."
+
+At the tavern he went to, he learnt that a Major Langhorn, an American
+officer, "a very good kind of a man," as his host described him, "and an
+odd kind of a man, one who had travelled much, and fond of travelling in
+his own way," had left his baggage behind, which was sent after him to
+Copenhagen, but that, by some accident, it had never reached him. He had
+left Hamburgh, the host told him, with one spare shirt, and very few
+other articles of clothing, and added, that he must necessarily be in
+distress. This man, thought Ledyard to himself, is just suited to be the
+companion of my travels. The sympathy was irresistible; besides, he
+might be in want of money; this was an appeal to his generosity, which
+was equally irresistible to one who, like Ledyard, had ten guineas in
+his pocket. "I will fly to him and lay my little all at his feet: he is
+my countryman, a gentleman, and a traveller, and Copenhagen is not much
+out of my way to Petersburgh," and, accordingly, in the month of
+January, 1787, after a long and tedious journey, in the middle of
+winter, through Sweden and Finland, we find him in Copenhagen, having
+discovered Langhorn shut up in his room, without being able to stir
+abroad for want of money and decent clothing. After remaining a
+fortnight, he made a proposal to the Major to accompany him to St.
+Petersburgh. "No: I esteem you, but no man on earth shall travel with me
+the way I do," was the abrupt refusal to the man who had gone out of the
+way several hundred miles to relieve his wants, and given him his last
+shilling.
+
+The visit being ended, and the amicable partnership dissolved, it became
+necessary for our traveller to think of raising the supplies for a
+journey round the Gulf of Bothnia, which was now rendered impassable,
+the distance being not less than twelve hundred miles, chiefly over
+trackless snows, in regions thinly peopled, the nights long, and the
+cold intense; and, after all, gaining only, in the direct route, about
+fifty miles. A Mr. Thompson accepted his bill on Colonel Smith, for a
+sum which, he says, "has saved me from perdition, and will enable me to
+reach Petersburgh." This journey he accomplished within seven weeks; but
+he writes to Mr. Jefferson, "I cannot tell you by what means I came, and
+hardly know by what means I shall quit it." Through the influence of
+Professor Pallas, but more especially by the assistance of a Russian
+officer, he obtained the passport of the empress, then on her route to
+the Crimea, in fifteen days. His long and dreary journey having
+exhausted his money, and worn out his clothes, he drew on Sir Joseph
+Banks for twenty guineas, which that munificent patron of science and
+enterprise did not hesitate to pay.
+
+Fortunately, a Scotch physician, of the name of Brown, was proceeding in
+the service of the empress as far as the province of Kolyvan, who
+offered him a seat in his kabitka, and thus assisted him on his journey
+for more than three thousand miles. Having reached Irkutsk, he remained
+there about ten days, and left it in company with lieutenant Laxman, a
+Swedish officer, to embark on the Lena, at a point one hundred and fifty
+miles distant from Irkutsk, with the intention of floating down its
+current to Yakutsk. On his arrival at this place, he waited on the
+commandant, told him he wished to press forward, with all expedition, to
+Okotsk before the winter should shut in, that he might secure an early
+passage in the spring to the American continent. The commandant assured
+him that such a journey was already impossible; that the
+governor-general, from whom he had brought letters, ordered him to show
+all possible kindness and service, "and the first and best service,"
+said he, "is to beseech you not to attempt to reach Okotsk this winter."
+Ledyard still persisting to proceed, a trader was brought in, who, in
+like manner, declared the journey utterly impracticable.
+
+While thus detained for the winter at Yakutsk, he drew up some very just
+observations on the Tartars, which were afterwards published.
+
+He had not remained long at Yakutsk, when Captain Billings returned from
+the Kolyma. This officer had attended the astronomer Bayley, as his
+assistant, on the last voyage of Cook, and was, of course, well known to
+Ledyard. Being on his journey to Irkutsk, he invited Ledyard to
+accompany him thither. They travelled in sledges up the Lena, and
+reached Irkutsk in seventeen days, being a distance of fifteen hundred
+miles. Scarcely, however, had he arrived at this place when he was put
+under arrest, by an order from the empress. He now experienced no more
+of that concern for his welfare on the part of the commandant, and even
+Billings kept away from him. All he could learn was, that he was
+considered as a French spy, which Billings could at once have
+contradicted. His state of suspense was very short, as, on the same day,
+he was sent off in a kabitka, with two guards, one on each side.
+
+In this manner was our traveller conveyed to the frontiers of Poland, a
+distance of six thousand versts, in six weeks. "Thank heaven," says he,
+as he approached Poland, "petticoats appear, and the glimmerings of
+other features. Women are the sure harbingers of an alteration in
+manners, in approaching a country where their influence is felt." He has
+bestowed, indeed, a beautiful and touching tribute to the excellence of
+the female character, not more beautiful than just, which cannot be too
+often recorded in print.
+
+On setting our traveller down in Poland, the soldiers who had guarded
+him, gave him to understand that he might then go where he pleased; but
+that, if he again returned to the dominions of the empress, he would
+certainly be hanged. It did not appear for some time what the real cause
+was of this proceeding; but there is every reason to believe it arose
+out of the jealousy of the North-west Russian Fur Company, whose
+head-quarters were at Irkutsk, and that their influence at Petersburgh
+had procured from the empress the annulment of her previous order,
+together with the present inhuman mandate. Ledyard, however, knew
+nothing of this; and, having neither relish nor motive for making the
+experiment a second time, he took the shortest route to Konigsberg,
+where he found himself destitute, without friends or means, his hopes
+blasted, and his health enfeebled. In this forlorn condition, he
+bethought himself once more of the benevolence of Sir Joseph Banks, and
+had the good luck to raise five guineas, by a draft on his old
+benefactor, with which he reached London. Here he was kindly received by
+Sir Joseph Banks, who gave him an introduction to Mr. Beaufoy, the
+secretary of a newly-formed association for promoting discoveries in
+Africa.
+
+"Before," says Mr. Beaufoy, "I had learnt from the note the name and
+business of my visitor, I was struck with the manliness of his person,
+the breadth of his chest, the openness of his countenance and the
+inquietude of his eye. I spread the map of Africa before him, and
+tracing a line from Cairo to Sennaar, and from thence westward in the
+latitude and supposed direction of the Niger, I told him, that was the
+route, by which I was anxious that Africa might, if possible, be
+explored. He said, he should think himself singularly fortunate to be
+trusted with the adventure. I asked him when he would set out.
+'To-morrow morning,' was his answer. I told him I was afraid that we
+should not be able, in so short a time, to prepare his instructions, and
+to procure for him the letters that were requisite; but that if the
+committee should approve of his proposal, all expedition should be
+used."
+
+In a few weeks all was ready for his departure. The plan was, to proceed
+up the Nile as far as Sennaar or the Babr-el-Abiad, and from thence to
+strike across the African continent to the coast of the Atlantic.
+
+His letters from Cairo are full of interest. Of the Nile itself he
+speaks contemptuously, says it resembles the Connecticut in size, or may
+be compared with the Thames.
+
+After some delay, the day is fixed on which the caravan is to leave
+Cairo. He writes to his friends and to the African Association in great
+spirits; talks of cutting the continent across, and raises the
+expectations of his employers to a high pitch;--the very next letters
+from Cairo brought the melancholy intelligence of his death. It seems he
+was seized with a bilious complaint, for which he administered a strong
+solution of vitriolic acid, so powerful as to produce violent and
+burning pains, that threatened to be fatal unless immediate relief could
+be procured, which was attempted to be got by a powerful dose of tartar
+emetic. His death happened about the end of December, 1788, in the
+thirty-eighth year of his age.
+
+Thus perished, in the vigour of manhood, the first victim, in modern
+times, to African discovery. Too many, alas! have since shared the same
+fate in pursuit of the same object; which, so far from deterring, seems
+only to stimulate others, and produce fresh candidates for fame to tread
+the same perilous path.--_Quarterly Review--Article "Ledyard's
+Travels."_
+
+ [8] Sir James Hall of Douglass, Bart., the father of Captain
+ Basil Hall, R.N., and, till lately, President of the Royal
+ Society of Edinburgh.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LARGE BONNETS.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+The immense large bonnets which decorate the ladies of the present day
+are truly "_over the borders_," and seem to keep pace with the "_march
+of intellect_." A garden seems to bloom on their exterior, and roses and
+lilies vie with each other above and below, for underneath the living
+roses flourish on the cheeks of the fair. Perhaps in a few years small
+bonnets will usurp the day, for
+
+ "Extremes produce extremes, extremes avoid,
+ Extremes without extremes are not enjoyed."
+
+Some years ago, when straw bonnets were all the rage, the following
+_pithy_ lines were composed by M. P. Andrewes, Esq.:--
+
+ "Some ladies' heads appear like stubble fields;
+ Who now of threaten'd famine dare complain,
+ When every female forehead teems with grain?
+ See how the _wheat-sheaves_ nod amid the plumes!
+ Our barns are now transferr'd to drawing-rooms,
+ And husbands who indulge in active lives,
+ To fill their _granaries_ may _thrash their wives_."
+
+P.T.W.
+
+Our facetious correspondent does not notice the _golden oats_; but
+doubtless he recollects the anecdote of the horse mistaking a lady's hat
+with a tuft of oats for a moving manger stocked with his natural
+provender.--ED.
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic, and by all Newsmen and
+booksellers._
+
+
+
+
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