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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11112 ***
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 13, No. 351.] SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1829. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+[Illustration: Macclesfield Bridge, Regent's Park.]
+
+
+
+MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE.
+
+
+This picturesque structure crosses the Canal towards the Northern verge
+of the Regent's Park; and nearly opposite to it is a road leading to
+Primrose Hill, as celebrated in the annals of Cockayne as was the
+Palatino among the ancient Romans.
+
+The bridge was built from the designs of Mr. Morgan, and its
+construction is considered to be "appropriate and architectural." Its
+piers are formed by cast-iron columns, of the Grecian Doric order, from
+which spring the arches, covering the towing-path, the canal itself, and
+the southern bank. The _abacus_, or top of the columns, the mouldings or
+ornaments of the capitals, and the frieze, are in exceeding good taste,
+as are the ample shafts. The supporters of the roadway, likewise,
+correspond with the order; although, says Mr. Elmes, the architect,
+"fastidious critics may object to the dignity of the pure ancient Doric
+being violated by degrading it into supporters of modern arches." The
+centre arch is appropriated to the canal and the towing-path, and the
+two external arches to foot-passengers, and as communications to the
+road above them. Mr. Elmes[1] sums up the merits of the bridge as
+follows:--"It has a beautiful and light appearance, and is an
+improvement in execution upon a design of Perronet's for an
+_architectural_ bridge, that is, a bridge of _orders_. The columns are
+well proportioned, and suitably robust, carrying solidity, grace, and
+beauty in every part; from the massy grandeur of the abacus, to the
+graceful revolving of the beautiful echinus, and to the majestic
+simplicity of the slightly indented flutings." He then suggests certain
+improvements in the design, which would have made the bridge
+"unexceptionably the most novel and the most tasteful in the metropolis.
+Even as it is, it is scarcely surpassed for lightness, elegance, and
+originality by any in Europe. It is of the same family with the
+beautiful little bridge in Hyde Park, between the new entrance and the
+barracks."
+
+We are happy to quote the above praise on the construction of
+_Macclesfield Bridge_, inasmuch as a critical notice of many of the
+structures in the Regent's Park would subject them to much severe and
+merited censure. The forms of bridges admit, perhaps, of more display of
+taste than any other species of ornamental architecture, and of a
+greater means of contributing to the picturesque beauty of the
+surrounding scenery.
+
+
+ [1] Letter-press to Jones's "Metropolitan Improvements."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+TRIBUTES TO THE DEAD, &c.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ "When our friends we lose,
+ Our alter'd feelings alter too our views;
+ What in their tempers, teazed or distress'd,
+ Is with our anger, and the dead at rest;
+ And must we grieve, no longer trial made,
+ For that impatience which we then display'd?
+ Now to their love and worth of every kind,
+ A soft compunction turns the afflicted mind;
+ Virtues neglected then, adored become,
+ And graces slighted, blossom on the tomb."
+
+CRABBE.
+
+
+"It was the early wish of Pope," says Dr. Knox, "that when he died, not
+a stone might tell where he lay. It is a wish that will commonly be
+granted with reluctance. The affection of those whom we leave behind us
+is at a loss for methods to display its wonted solicitude, and seeks
+consolation under sorrow, in doing honour to all that remains. It is
+natural that filial piety, parental tenderness, and conjugal love,
+should mark, with some fond memorial, the clay-cold spot where the form,
+still fostered in the bosom, moulders away. And did affection go no
+farther, who could censure? But, in recording the virtues of the
+departed, either zeal or vanity leads to an excess perfectly ludicrous.
+A marble monument, with an inscription palpably false and ridiculously
+pompous, is far more offensive to true taste, than the wooden memorial
+of the rustic, sculptured with painted bones, and decked out with
+death's head in all the colours of the rainbow. There is an elegance and
+a classical simplicity in the turf-clad heap of mould which covers the
+poor man's grave, though it has nothing to defend it from the insults of
+the proud but a bramble. The primrose that grows upon it is a better
+ornament than the gilded lies on the oppressor's tombstone."
+
+The Greeks had a custom of bedecking tombs with herbs and flowers, among
+which parsley was chiefly in use, as appears from Plutarch's story of
+Timoleon, who, marching up an ascent, from the top of which he might
+take a view of the army and strength of the Carthaginians, was met by a
+company of mules laden with parsley, which his soldiers conceived to be
+a very ill boding and fatal occurrence, that being the very herb
+wherewith they adorned the sepulchres of the dead. This custom gave
+birth to that despairing proverb, when we pronounce of one dangerously
+sick, that he has need of nothing but parsley; which is in effect to
+say, he's a dead man, and ready for the grave. All sorts of purple and
+white flowers were acceptable to the dead; as the amaranthus, which was
+first used by the Thessalians to adorn Achilles's grave. The rose, too,
+was very grateful; nor was the use of myrtle less common. In short,
+graves were bedecked with garlands of all sorts of flowers, as appears
+from Agamemnon's daughter in Sophocles:--
+
+
+ "No sooner came I to my father's tomb,
+ But milk fresh pour'd in copious streams did flow,
+ And _flowers_ of ev'ry sort around were strow'd."
+
+
+Several other tributes were frequently laid upon graves, as ribands;
+whence it is said that Epaminondas's soldiers being disanimated at
+seeing the riband that hung upon his spear carried by the wind to a
+certain Lacedæmonian sepulchre, he bid them take courage, for that it
+portended destruction to the Lacedæmons, it being customary to deck the
+sepulchres of their dead with ribands. Another thing dedicated to the
+dead was their hair. Electra, in Sophocles, says, that Agamemnon had
+commanded her and Chrysosthemis to pay this honour:--
+
+
+ "With drink-off'rings and _locks of hair_ we must,
+ According to his will, his _tomb_ adorn."
+
+
+It was likewise customary to perfume the grave-stones with sweet
+ointments, &c.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SONG.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ I've roam'd the thorny path of life,
+ And search'd abroad to find.
+ Amid the blooming flowers so rife,
+ That germ called peace of mind.
+ At length a lovely lily caught
+ My anxious, longing view,
+ With all the sweets of "Heartsease" fraught,
+ That fragrant flower was YOU.
+
+ Thy smile to me is Heaven divine,
+ Thy voice the soul of Love--
+ In pity, then, sweet maid, be mine,
+ My "heartsease" flow'ret prove.
+ Nor wealth nor power would I attain,
+ Though uncontrolled and free--
+ All other joys to me are pain,
+ When sever'd, love, from THEE.
+
+
+ELFORD.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CHARLES BRANDON, AFTERWARDS DUKE OF SUFFOLK.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+An event in the life of this nobleman gave Otway the plot for his
+celebrated tragedy of "The Orphan," though he laid the scene of his play
+in Bohemia. It is recorded in the "English Adventures," a very scarce
+pamphlet, published in 1667, only two or three copies of which are
+extant. The father of Charles Brandon retired, on the death of his lady,
+to the borders of Hampshire. His family consisted of two sons, and a
+young lady, the daughter of a friend, lately deceased, whom he adopted
+as his own child.
+
+This lady being singularly beautiful, as well as amiable in her manners,
+attracted the affections of both the brothers. The elder, however, was
+the favourite, and he privately married her; which the younger not
+knowing, and overhearing an appointment of the lovers to meet the next
+night in her bed-chamber, he contrived to get his brother otherwise
+employed, and made the signal of admission himself, (thinking it a mere
+intrigue.) Unfortunately he succeeded.
+
+On discovery, the lady lost her reason, and soon after died. The two
+brothers fought, and the elder fell. The father broke his heart a few
+months afterwards. The younger brother, Charles Brandon, the
+unintentional author of all this family misery, quitted England in
+despair, with a fixed determination of never returning.
+
+Being abroad for several years, his nearest relations supposed him dead,
+and began to take the necessary steps for obtaining his estates; when,
+roused by this intelligence, he returned privately to England, and for a
+time took obscure lodgings in the vicinity of his family mansion.
+
+While he was in this retreat, the young king, (Henry VIII.), who had
+just buried his father, was one day hunting on the borders of Hampshire,
+when he heard the cries of a female in distress in an adjoining wood.
+His gallantry immediately summoned him to the place, though he then
+happened to be detached from all his courtiers, where he saw two
+ruffians attempting to violate the honour of a young lady. The king
+instantly drew on them; and a scuffle ensued, which roused the _reverie_
+of Charles Brandon, who was taking his morning walk in an adjoining
+thicket. He immediately ranged himself on the side of the king, whom he
+then did not know; and by his dexterity, soon disarmed one of the
+ruffians, while the other fled.
+
+The king, charmed with this act of gallantry, so congenial to his own
+mind, inquired the name and family of the stranger; and not only
+repossessed him of his patrimonial estates, but took him under his
+immediate protection.
+
+It was this same Charles Brandon who afterwards privately married
+Henry's sister, Margaret, queen-dowager of France; which marriage the
+king not only forgave, but created him Duke of Suffolk, and continued
+his favour towards him to the last hour of the duke's life.
+
+He died before Henry; and the latter showed, in his attachment to this
+nobleman, that notwithstanding his fits of capriciousness and cruelty,
+he was capable of a cordial and steady friendship. He was sitting in
+council when the news of Suffolk's death reached him; and he publicly
+took that occasion, both to express his own sorrow, and to celebrate the
+merits of the deceased. He declared, that during the whole course of
+their acquaintance, his brother-in-law had not made a single attempt to
+injure an adversary, and had never whispered a word to the disadvantage
+of any one; "and are there _any of you_, my lords, who can say as much?"
+When the king subjoined these words, (says the historian,) he looked
+round in all their faces, and saw that confusion which the consciousness
+of secret guilt naturally threw upon them.
+
+Otway took his plot from the fact related in this pamphlet; but to
+avoid, perhaps, interfering in a circumstance which might affect many
+noble families at that time living, he laid the scene of his tragedy in
+Bohemia.
+
+There is a large painting of the above incident now at Woburn, the seat
+of his Grace the Duke of Bedford; and the old duchess-dowager, in
+showing this picture a few years before her death to a nobleman, related
+the particulars of the story.
+
+A CORRESPONDENT.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE TOPOGRAPHER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CARMARTHEN.
+
+_(For the Mirror)_
+
+
+The best or north-east view of Carmarthen comprises the bridge, part of
+the quay, with the granaries and shipping, and in the middle is seen
+part of the castle. Few towns can, perhaps, boast of greater antiquity,
+or of so many antiquarian remains as Carmarthen, South Wales; although,
+I am sorry to say, that their origin and history have not been, I
+believe, clearly explained or understood by the literary world. One
+would conclude, that as a Welshman is almost proverbially distinguished
+for deeming himself illustriously descended, and relating his long
+pedigree, he would naturally boast of, and exhibit to the public, some
+account of these vestiges of his ancestors; but such is not the case,
+and to their shame be it spoken, these ruins are scarcely noticed with
+any degree of interest by the inhabitants of Carmarthen. But to my
+subject. The name is derived from _caera_, wall, and _marthen_, a
+corruption of Merlyn, the name of its founder, who was a great
+necromancer and prophet, and held in high respect by the Welsh. There is
+a seat hewn out of a rock in a grove near this town, called Merlyn's
+Grove, where it is said he studied. He prophesied the fate of Wales, and
+said that Carmarthen would some day sink and be covered with water. I
+would concur with the author of a "Family Tour through the British
+Empire," by attributing his influence, not to any powers in magic, but
+to a superior understanding; although some of his predictions have been
+verified. The town of Carmarthen is pleasantly situated in a valley
+surrounded by hills; it has been fortified with walls and a castle, part
+of which remain; so that it appears to have been the residence of many
+princes of Wales. It has also been a Roman station, and has the remains
+of a Roman prætorium. Amongst its other antiquities are the Grey Friars,
+(a monastery,) the Bulwark, (a trench on the side of the town that
+fronts the river,) and the Priory. Its modern buildings are, the
+monument erected to Sir Thomas Picton, the Guildhall, the two gaols, a
+fish and butter market-place, over which is the town fire-bell; the
+slaughter-house, similar to the abattoir at Paris, and excellent
+shambles, with poultry and potato market-places annexed. The church,
+which is an ancient one, has an unattractive exterior; but when you
+enter it, I think you will say it can compete with any church for
+ancient beauty and ornament. Amongst the tombs in the chancel are those
+of Sir Rhys ap Thomas, with the effigies of him and his lady, affording
+a specimen of the costume of the reign of Henry VII.; and Sir Richard
+Steele, whose remains are discovered by a small, simple tablet. There is
+a promenade here, called the Parade, which commands a fine and extensive
+view of the surrounding picturesque scenery and of the Towy, where the
+coracles may be seen plying about. The town consists of ten principal
+streets, noted for being kept clean, and lighted with gas. It is
+governed by a mayor, two sheriffs, and twenty councilmen; sends a member
+to Parliament, and gives title of marquess to the family of Osborne. It
+carries on a great trade in butter and oats; and traffics much with
+Bristol by the river Towy, which runs into the sea; whence ships of two
+hundred tons burden come up to the town. The bay is very dangerous,
+owing to the bar and the quicksands. Its chief manufacture is tin, which
+is esteemed the best in the kingdom. It has a small theatre, in
+appearance a stable; but it is in contemplation to build a new one, as
+also a church; so that you will perceive the march of improvement is
+rapidly spreading into Wales, as well as other places.
+
+W.H.
+
+P.S. Since I sent you an account of Picton's Monument at Carmarthen, it
+has been altered. The statue, bas-reliefs, and ornaments of the Picton
+Monument, have been bronzed by the direction of Mr. Nash, on his late
+visit to this town. Elegant as this column was before, the effect of the
+bronze, and a few other alterations, have so improved its appearance, as
+to make it seem a different structure. Nothing now remains to complete
+the outside but the names of the different actions in which Sir T.
+Picton was engaged during his honourable career. These are to be placed
+in bronzed letters on the base. A Latin inscription, already prepared,
+together with the arms and a bust of Picton, will ornament the inside of
+the building. It certainly is a monument worthy of the hero to whose
+memory it has been erected, and of the country by which it has been
+raised.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE SKETCH BOOK.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WATERLOO, THE DAY AFTER THE BATTLE.
+
+_By an eye witness._
+
+[For the following very interesting Narrative, our acknowledgments are
+due to the _United Service Journal,_--a work which has just started with
+the year, and to which, in the "customary" phrase, we wish "many happy
+returns."]
+
+The summer of 1815 found me at Brussels. The town was then crowded to
+excess--it seemed a city of splendour; the bright and varied uniforms of
+so many different nations, mingled with the gay dresses of female beauty
+in the Park, and the _Allée Verte_ was thronged with superb horses and
+brilliant equipages. The _tables d'hôte_ resounded with a confusion of
+tongues which might have rivalled the Tower of Babel, and the shops
+actually glittered with showy toys hung out to tempt money from the
+pockets of the English, whom the Flemings seemed to consider as walking
+bags of gold. Balls and plays, routs and dinners were the only topics of
+conversation; and though some occasional rumours were spread that the
+French had made an incursion within the lines, and carried off a few
+head of cattle, the tales were too vague to excite the least alarm. I
+was then lodging with a Madame Tissand, on the Place du Sablon, and I
+occasionally chatted with my hostess on the critical posture of affairs.
+Every Frenchwoman loves politics, and Madame Tissand, who was deeply
+interested in the subject, continually assured me of her complete
+devotion to the English.--"Ces maudits François!" cried she one day,
+with almost terrific energy, when speaking of Napoleon's army. "If they
+should dare come to Brussels, I will tear their eyes out!"--"Oh, aunt!"
+sighed her pretty niece; "remember that Louis is a conscript!"--"Silence,
+Annette. I hate even my son, since he is fighting against the brave
+English!"--This was accompanied with a bow to me; but I own that I
+thought Annette's love far more interesting than Madame's Anglicism.
+
+On the 3rd of June, I went to see ten thousand troops reviewed by the
+Dukes of Wellington and Brunswick. Imagination cannot picture any thing
+finer than the _ensemble_ of this scene. The splendid uniforms of the
+English, Scotch, and Hanoverians, contrasted strongly with the gloomy
+black of the Brunswick Hussars, whose veneration for the memory of their
+old Duke, could be only be equalled by their devotion to his son. The
+firm step of the Highlanders seemed irresistible; and as they moved in
+solid masses, they appeared prepared to sweep away every thing that
+opposed them. In short, I was delighted with the cleanliness, military
+order, and excellent appointments of the men generally, and I was
+particularly struck with the handsome features of the Duke of Brunswick,
+whose fine, manly figure, as he galloped across the field, quite
+realized my _beau ideal_ of a warrior. The next time I saw the Duke of
+Brunswick was at the dress ball, given at the Assembly-rooms in the Rue
+Ducale, on the night of the 15th of June. I stood near him when he
+received the information that a powerful French force was advancing in
+the direction of Charleroy. "Then it is high time for me to be off,"
+said the Duke, and I never saw him alive again. The assembly broke up
+abruptly, and in half an hour drums were beating and bugles sounding.
+The good burghers of the city, who were almost all enjoying their first
+sleep, started from their beds at the alarm, and hastened to the
+streets, wrapped in the first things they could find. The most
+ridiculous and absurd rumours were rapidly circulated and believed. The
+most general impression seemed to be that the town was on fire; the next
+that the Duke of Wellington had been assassinated; but when it was
+discovered that the French were advancing, the consternation became
+general, and every one hurried to the Place Royale, where the
+Hanoverians and Brunswickers were already mustering.
+
+About one o'clock in the morning of the 16th, the whole population of
+Brussels seemed in motion. The streets were crowded as in full day;
+lights flashed to and fro; artillery and baggage-wagons were creaking in
+every direction; the drums beat to arms, and the bugles sounded loudly
+"the dreadful note of preparation." The noise and bustle surpassed all
+description; here were horses plunging and kicking amidst a crowd of
+terrified burghers; there lovers parting from their weeping mistresses.
+Now the attention was attracted by a park of artillery thundering
+through the streets; and now, by a group of officers disputing loudly
+the demands of their imperturbable Flemish landlords; for not even the
+panic which prevailed could frighten the Flemings out of a single
+stiver; screams and yells occasionally rose above the busy hum that
+murmured through the crowd, but the general sound resembled the roar of
+the distant ocean. Between two and three o'clock the Brunswickers
+marched from the town, still clad in the mourning which they wore for
+their old duke, and burning to avenge his death. Alas! they had a still
+more fatal loss to lament ere they returned. At four, the whole
+disposable force under the Duke of Wellington was collected together,
+but in such haste, that many of the officers had not time to change
+their silk stockings and dancing shoes; and some, quite overcome by
+drowsiness, were seen lying asleep about the ramparts, still holding,
+however, with a firm hand, the reins of their horses which were grazing
+by their sides. About five o'clock, the word "march" was heard in all
+directions, and instantly the whole mass appeared to move
+simultaneously. I conversed with several of the officers previous to
+their departure, and not one appeared to have the slightest idea of an
+approaching engagement. The Duke of Wellington and his staff did not
+quit Brussels till past eleven o'clock; and it was not till some time
+after they were gone, that it was generally known the whole French army,
+including a strong corps of cavalry, was within a few miles of Quatre
+Bras, where the brave Duke of Brunswick first met the enemy:
+
+ "And foremost fighting--fell."
+
+Dismay seized us all, when we found that a powerful French army was
+really within twenty-eight miles of us; and we shuddered at the thought
+of the awful contest which was taking place. For my own part, I had
+never been so near a field of battle before, and I cannot describe my
+sensations. We knew that our army had no alternative but to fly, or
+fight with a force four times stronger than its own: and though we
+could not doubt British bravery, we trembled at the fearful odds to
+which our men must be exposed. Cannon, lances, and swords, were opposed
+to the English bayonet alone. Cavalry we had none on the first day, for
+the horses had been sent to grass, and the men were scattered too widely
+over the country, to be collected at such short notice. Under these
+circumstances, victory was impossible; indeed, nothing but the stanch
+bravery, and exact discipline of the men, prevented the foremost of our
+infantry from being annihilated; and though the English maintained their
+ground during the day, at night a retreat became necessary. The agony of
+the British, resident at Brussels, during the whole of this eventful
+day, sets all language at defiance. No one thought of rest or food; but
+every one who could get a telescope, flew to the ramparts to strain his
+eyes, in vain attempts to discover what was passing. At length, some
+soldiers in French uniforms were seen in the distance; and as the news
+flew from mouth to mouth, it was soon magnified into a rumour that the
+French were coming. Horror seized the English and their adherents, and
+the hitherto concealed partizans of the French began openly to avow
+themselves; tri-coloured ribbons grew suddenly into great request, and
+cries of "Vive l'Empereur!" resounded through the air. These
+exclamations, however, were changed to "Vive le Lord Vellington!" when
+it was discovered that the approaching French came as captives, not
+conquerors.
+
+Between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, I walked up to the
+_Porte de Namur_, where the wounded were just beginning to arrive.
+Fortunately some commodious caravans had arrived from England, only a
+few days before, and these were now entering the gate. They were filled
+principally with Brunswickers and Highlanders; and it was an appalling
+spectacle to behold the very soldiers, whose fine martial appearance and
+excellent appointments I had so much admired at the review, now lying
+helpless and mutilated--their uniforms soiled with blood and dirt--their
+mouths blackened with biting their cartridges, and all the splendour of
+their equipments entirely destroyed. When the caravans stopped, I
+approached them, and addressed a Scotch officer who was only slightly
+wounded in the knee.--"Are the French coming, sir?" asked I.--"Egad I
+can't tell," returned he. "We know nothing about it. We had enough to do
+to take care of ourselves. They are fighting like devils; and I'm off
+again as soon as my wound's dressed."--An English lady, elegantly
+attired, now rushed forwards--"Is my husband safe?" asked she
+eagerly.--"Good God! Madam," replied one of the men, "how can we
+possibly tell! I don't know the fate of those who were fighting by my
+side; and I could not see a yard round me." She scarcely heeded what he
+said; and rushed out of the gate, wildly repeating her question to every
+one she met. Some French prisoners now arrived. I noticed one, a fine
+fellow, who had had one arm shot off; and though the bloody and mangled
+tendons were still undressed, and had actually dried and blackened in
+the sun, he marched along with apparent indifference, carrying a loaf of
+bread under his remaining arm, and shouting _"Vive l'Empereur!"_ I asked
+him if the French were coming.--"Je le crois bien," returned he,
+"preparez un souper, mes bourgeois--il soupera à Bruxelles ce
+soir."--Pretty information for me, thought I. "Don't believe him, sir,"
+said a Scotchman, who lay close beside me, struggling to speak, though
+apparently in the last agony. "It's all right--I--assure--you--." The
+whole of Friday night was passed in the greatest anxiety; the wounded
+arrived every hour, and the accounts they brought of the carnage which
+was taking place were absolutely terrific. Saturday morning was still
+worse; an immense number of supernumeraries and runaways from the army
+came rushing in at the _Porte de Namur,_ and these fugitives increased
+the public panic to the utmost. _Sauve qui peut!_ now became the
+universal feeling; all ties of friendship or kindred were forgotten, and
+an earnest desire to quit Brussels seemed to absorb every faculty. To
+effect this object, the greatest sacrifices were made. Every beast of
+burthen, and every species of vehicle were put into requisition to
+convey persons and property to Antwerp. Even the dogs and fish-carts did
+not escape--enormous sums were given for the humblest modes of
+conveyance, and when all failed, numbers set off on foot. The road soon
+became choked up--cars, wagons, and carriages of every description were
+joined together in an immovable mass and property to an immense amount
+was abandoned by its owners, who were too much terrified even to think
+of the loss they were sustaining. A scene of frightful riot and
+devastation ensued. Trunks, boxes, and portmanteaus were broken open and
+pillaged without mercy; and every one who pleased, helped himself to
+what he liked with impunity. The disorder was increased by a rumour,
+that the Duke of Wellington was retreating towards Brussels, in a sort
+of running fight, closely pursued by the enemy; the terror of the
+fugitives now almost amounted to frenzy, and they flew like maniacs
+escaping from a madhouse. It is scarcely possible to imagine a more
+distressing scene. A great deal of rain had fallen during the night, and
+the unhappy fugitives were obliged literally to wade through mud. I had,
+from the first, determined to await my fate in Brussels; but on this
+eventful morning, I walked a few miles on the road to Antwerp, to
+endeavour to assist my flying countrymen. I was soon disgusted with the
+scene, and finding all my efforts to be useful, unavailing, I returned
+to the town, which now seemed like a city of the dead; for a gloomy
+silence reigned through the streets, like that fearful calm which
+precedes a storm; the shops were all closed, and all business was
+suspended. During the panic of Friday and Saturday, the sacrifice of
+property made by the British residents was enormous. A chest of drawers
+sold for five francs, a bed for ten, and a horse for fifty. In one
+instance, which fell immediately under my own observation, some
+household furniture was sold for one thousand francs, (about 40 l.) for
+which the owner had given seven thousand francs, (280 l.) only three
+weeks before. This was by no means a solitary instance; indeed in most
+cases, the loss was much greater, and in many, houses full of furniture
+were entirely deserted, and abandoned to pillage.
+
+Sunday morning was ushered in by one of the most dreadful tempests I
+ever remember. The crashing of thunder was followed by the roar of
+cannon, which was now distinctly heard from the ramparts, and it is not
+possible to describe the fearful effect of this apparent mockery of
+heaven. I never before felt so forcibly the feebleness of man. The rain
+was tremendous--the sky looked like that in Poussin's picture of the
+Deluge, and a heavy black cloud spread, like the wings of a monstrous
+vulture, over Brussels. The wounded continued to arrive the whole of
+Saturday night and Sunday morning, in a condition which defies
+description. They appeared to have been dragged for miles through oceans
+of mud; their clothes were torn, their caps and feathers cut to pieces,
+and their shoes and boots trodden off. The accounts they brought were
+vague and disheartening--in fact, we could only ascertain that the Duke
+of Wellington had late on Saturday taken up his position at Waterloo,
+and that there he meant to wait the attack of the French. That this
+attack had commenced we needed not to be informed, as the roar of the
+cannon became every instant more distinct, till we even fancied that it
+shook the town. The wounded represented the field of battle as a perfect
+quagmire, and their appearance testified the truth of their assertions.
+About two o'clock a fresh alarm was excited by the horses, which had
+been put in requisition to draw the baggage-wagons, being suddenly
+galloped through the town. We fancied this a proof of defeat, but the
+fact was simply thus: the peasants, from whom the horses had been taken,
+finding the drivers of the wagons absent from their posts, seized the
+opportunity to cut the traces, and gallop off with their cattle. As this
+explanation, however, was not given till the following day, we thought
+that all was over; the few British adherents who had remained were in
+despair, and tri-coloured cockades were suspended from every house. Even
+I, for the first time, lost all courage, and my only consolation was the
+joy of Annette. "England cannot be much injured by the loss of a Single
+battle," thought I; "and as for me, it is of little consequence whether
+I am a prisoner on parole, or a mere wanderer at pleasure. I may easily
+resign myself to my fate; but this poor girl would break her heart if
+she lost her lover, for he is every thing to her." In this manner I
+reasoned, but in spite of my affected philosophy, I could not divest
+myself of all natural feeling; and when about six o'clock we heard that
+the French had given way, and that the Prussians had eluded Grouchè, and
+were rapidly advancing to the field, I quite forgot poor Annette, and
+thanked God with all my heart. At eight o'clock there was no longer any
+doubt of our success, for a battalion of troops marched into the town,
+and brought intelligence that the Duke of Wellington had gained a
+complete victory, and that the French were flying, closely pursued by
+the Prussians. Sunday night was employed in enthusiastic rejoicing. The
+tri-coloured cockades had all disappeared, and the British colours were
+hoisted from every window. The great bell of St. Gudule tolled, to
+announce the event to the surrounding neighbourhood; and some of the
+English, who had only hidden themselves, ventured to re-appear. The only
+alloy to the universal rapture which prevailed, was the number of the
+wounded; the houses were insufficient to contain half; and the churches
+and public buildings were littered down with straw for their reception.
+The body of the Duke of Brunswick, who fell at Quatre Bras, was brought
+in on Saturday, and taken to the quarters he had occupied near the
+Chateau de Lacken. I was powerfully affected when I saw the corpse of
+one, whom I had so lately marked as blooming with youth and health; but
+my eyes soon became accustomed to horrors. On Monday morning, June 19th,
+I hastened to the field of battle: I was compelled to go through the
+forest de Soignês, for the road was so completely choked up as to be
+impassable.--The dead required no help; but thousands of wounded, who
+could not help themselves, were in want of every thing; their features,
+swollen by the sun and rain, looked livid and bloated. One poor fellow
+had a ghastly wound across his lower lip, which gaped wide, and showed
+his teeth and gums, as though a second and unnatural mouth had opened
+below his first. Another, quite blind from a gash across his eyes, sat
+upright, gasping for breath, and murmuring, "De l'eau! de l'eau!" The
+anxiety for water, was indeed most distressing. The German "Vaser!
+vaser!" and the French "De l'eau! de l'eau!" still seem sounding in my
+ears. I am convinced that hundreds must have perished from thirst alone,
+and they had no hope of assistance, for even humane persons were afraid
+of approaching the scene of blood, lest they should be taken in
+requisition to bury the dead; almost every person who came near, being
+pressed into that most disgusting and painful service. This general
+burying was truly horrible: large square holes were dug about six feet
+deep, and thirty or forty fine young fellows stripped to their skins
+were thrown into each, pell mell, and then covered over in so slovenly a
+manner, that sometimes a hand or foot peeped through the earth. One of
+these holes was preparing as I passed, and the followers of the army
+were stripping the bodies before throwing them into it, whilst some
+Russian Jews were assisting in the spoilation of the dead, by chiseling
+out their teeth! an operation which they performed with the most brutal
+indifference. The clinking hammers of these wretches jarred horribly
+upon my ears, and mingled strangely with the occasional report of
+pistols, which seemed echoing each other at stated intervals, from
+different corners of the field. I could not divine the meaning of these
+shots, till I was informed, that they proceeded from the Belgians, who
+were killing the wounded horses. Hundreds of these fine creatures were,
+indeed, galloping over the plain, kicking and plunging, apparently mad
+with pain, whilst the poor wounded wretches who saw them coming, and
+could not get out of their way, shrieked in agony, and tried to shrink
+back to escape from them, but in vain. Soon after, I saw an immense
+horse (one of the Scotch Greys) dash towards a colonel of the Imperial
+Guard, who had had his leg shattered; the horse was frightfully wounded,
+and part of a broken lance still rankled in one of its wounds. It rushed
+snorting and plunging past the Frenchman, and I shall never forget his
+piercing cry as it approached. I flew instantly to the spot, but ere I
+reached it the man was dead; for, though I do not think the horse had
+touched him, the terror he felt had been too much for his exhausted
+frame. Sickened with the immense heaps of slain, which spread in all
+directions as far as the eye could reach, I was preparing to return,
+when as I was striding over the dead and dying, and meditating on the
+horrors of war, my attention was attracted by a young Frenchman, who was
+lying on his back, apparently at the last gasp. There was something in
+his countenance which interested me, and I fancied, though I knew not
+when, or where, that I had seen him before. Some open letters were lying
+around, and one was yet grasped in his hand as though he had been
+reading it to the last moment. My eye fell upon the words "Mon cher
+fils," in a female hand, and I felt interested for the fate of so
+affectionate a son. When I left home in the morning, I had put a flask
+of brandy and some biscuit into my pocket, in the hope that I might be
+useful to the wounded, but when I gazed on the countless multitude which
+strewed the field, I felt discouraged from attempting to relieve them.
+Chance had now directed my attention to one individual, and I was
+resolved to try to save his life. His thigh was broken, and he was badly
+wounded on the left wrist, but the vital parts were untouched, and his
+exhaustion seemed to arise principally from the loss of blood. I poured
+a few drops of brandy into his mouth, and crumbling my biscuit contrived
+to make him swallow a small particle. The effects of the dose were soon
+visible; his eyes half opened, and a faint tinge of colour spread over
+his cheek. I administered a little more, and it revived him so much that
+he tried to sit upright. I raised him, and contriving to place him in
+such a manner, as to support him against the dead body of a horse, I put
+the flask and biscuit by his side, and departed in order to procure
+assistance to remove him. I recollected that a short time before, I had
+seen a smoke issuing from a deep ditch, and that my olfactory nerves had
+been saluted by a savoury smell as I passed. Guided by these
+indications, I retraced my steps to the spot, and found some Scotch
+soldiers sheltered by a hedge, very agreeably employed in cooking a
+quantity of beefsteaks over a wood tire, in a French cuirass!! I was
+exceedingly diverted at this novel kind of frying-pan, which served also
+as a dish; and after begging permission to dip a biscuit in their gravy
+for the benefit of my patient, I told my tale, and was gratified by the
+eagerness which they manifested to assist me; one ran to catch a horse
+with a soft Hussar saddle, (there were hundreds galloping over the
+field,) and the rest went with me to the youth, whom we found
+surprisingly recovered, though he was still unable to speak. The horse
+was brought, and as we raised the young Frenchman to put him upon it,
+his vest opened, and his _"livret"_ fell out. This is a little book
+which every French soldier is obliged to carry, and which contains an
+account of his name, age, pay, accoutrements, and services. I picked it
+up, and offered it to my patient--but the young man murmured the name of
+"Annette," and fainted. "Annette!" the name thrilled through every
+nerve. I hastily opened the _livret,_ and found that it was indeed Louis
+Tissand whom I had saved! The rest is soon told. Louis reached Brussels
+in safety, and even Madame's selfishness gave way to rapture on
+recovering her son. As to Annette--but why perplex myself to describe
+her feelings? If my readers have ever loved, they may conceive them.
+Louis soon recovered; indeed with such a nurse he could not fail to get
+well. When I next visited Brussels, I found Annette surrounded by three
+or tour smiling cherubs, to whom I was presented as _le bon Anglais,_
+who preserved the life of their papa.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NOTES OF A READER
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GERMAN SCHOOLS.
+
+A law respecting schools has existed, more or less, in the states of the
+south of Germany, for above a century, but which has been greatly
+improved within the last thirty years. By this law, parents are
+compelled to send their children to school, from the age of six to
+fourteen years, where they must be taught reading, writing, and
+arithmetic, but where they may acquire as much additional instruction in
+other branches as their parents choose to pay for. To many of the
+schools of Bavaria large gardens are attached, in which, the boys are
+taught the principal operations of agriculture and gardening in their
+hours of play; and, in all the schools of the three states, the girls,
+in addition to the same instruction as the boys, are taught knitting,
+sewing, embroidery, &c. It is the duty of the police and priest (which
+may be considered equivalent to our parish vestries) of each commune or
+parish, to see that the law is duly executed, the children sent
+regularly, and instructed duly. If the parents are partially or wholly
+unable to pay for their children, the commune makes up the deficiency.
+Religion is taught by the priest of the village or hamlet; and where, as
+is frequently the case in Wurtemberg, there are two or three religions
+in one parish, each child is taught by the priest of its parents; all of
+which priests are, from their office, members of the committee or vestry
+of the commune. The priest or priests of the parish have the regular
+inspection of the school-master, and are required by the government to
+see that he does his duty, while each priest, at the same time, sees
+that the children of his flock attend regularly. After the child has
+been the appointed number of years at school, it receives from the
+schoolmaster, and the priest of the religion to which it belongs, a
+certificate, without which it cannot procure employment. To employ any,
+person under twenty-one, without such a certificate, is illegal, and
+punished by a fixed fine, as is almost every other offence in this part
+of Germany; and the fines are never remitted, which makes punishment
+always certain. The schoolmaster is paid much in the same way as in
+Scotland; by a house, a garden, and sometimes a field, and by a small
+salary from the parish, and by fixed rates for the children.
+
+A second law, which is coeval with the school law, renders it illegal
+for any young man to marry before he is twenty-five, or any young woman
+before she is eighteen; and a young man, at whatever age he wishes to
+marry, must show, to the police and the priest of the commune where he
+resides, that he is able, and has the prospect, to provide for a wife
+and family.--_London's Mag. Nat. Hist._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+EATING AND WRITING.
+
+
+Ovid, Horace, and Virgil all frequented the tables of the great; Cato
+warmed his virtue with wine; Shakspeare kept up his _verve_ with stolen
+venison; Steele and Addison wrote their best papers over a bottle; Sir
+Walter Scott is famed for good housekeeping; and I know authors who love
+to dine like lords. Even booksellers do their spiriting more gently for
+good fare, and bid for an author the most spiritedly after dinner.
+
+There is not a more vulgar mistake than that of confounding good eating
+with gluttony and excess. It is not because a man gets twenty or
+five-and-twenty guineas per sheet for a dashing article, and has taste
+to expend his well-earned cash upon a cook who knows how to dress a
+dinner, that he is necessarily to gorge himself like a mastiff with
+sheep's paunch. On the contrary, if he means to preserve the powers of
+his palate intact, he must "live cleanly as a nobleman should do." The
+fat-witted people in the City are not nice in their eating, quantity
+being more closely considered by them than quality. There is, I admit,
+something in the good man's concluding conjecture, that "the sort of
+diet men observe influences their style." I should know an "heavy-wet"
+man at the third line; and I can tell to a nicety when Theodore Hook
+writes upon claret, and when he is inspired by the over-heating and
+acrimonious stimulus of Max. Hayley obviously composed upon tea and
+bread and butter. Dr. Philpots may be nosed a mile off for priestly port
+and the fat bulls of Basan; and Southey's Quarterly articles are written
+on an empty stomach, and before his crudities, like the breath of Sir
+Roger de Coverley's barber, have been "mollified by a breakfast."--_New
+Monthly Mag._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SACRED POETRY.
+
+
+Songs and hymns, in honour of their Gods, are found among all people who
+have either religion or verse. There is scarcely any pagan poetry,
+ancient or modern, in which allusions to the national mythology are not
+so frequent as to constitute the most copious materials, as well as the
+most brilliant embellishments. The poets of Persia and Arabia, in like
+manner, have adorned their gorgeous strains with the fables and morals
+of the Koran. The relics of Jewish song which we possess, with few
+exceptions, are consecrated immediately to the glory of God, by whom,
+indeed, they were inspired. The first Christians were wont to edify
+themselves in psalms and hymns, and spiritual songs; and though we have
+no specimens of these left, except the occasional doxologies ascribed to
+the redeemed in the Book of Revelation, it cannot be doubted that they
+used not only the psalms of the Old Testament, literally, or
+accommodated to the circumstances of a new and rising Church, but that
+they had original lays of their own, in which they celebrated the
+praises of Christ, as the Saviour of the world. In the middle ages, the
+Roman Catholic and Greek churches statedly adopted singing as an
+essential part of public worship; but this, like the reading of the
+Scriptures, was too frequently in an unknown tongue, by an affectation
+of wisdom, to excite the veneration of ignorance, when the learned, in
+their craftiness, taught that "Ignorance is the mother of devotion;" and
+Ignorance was very willing to believe it. At the era of the Reformation,
+psalms and hymns, in the vernacular tongue, were revived in Germany,
+England, and elsewhere, among the other means of grace, of which
+Christendom had been for centuries defrauded.--_Montgomery._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SUPERSTITION.
+
+
+Grievously are they mistaken who think that the revival of literature
+was the death of superstition--that ghosts, demons, and exorcists
+retreated before the march of intellect, and fled the British shore
+along with monks, saints, and masses. Superstition, deadly superstition,
+may co-exist with much learning, with high civilization, with any
+religion, or with utter irreligion. Canidia wrought her spells in the
+Augustan age, and Chaldean fortune-tellers haunted Rome in the sceptical
+days of Juvenal. Matthew Hopkins, the witch-finder, and Lilly, the
+astrologer, were contemporaries of Selden, Harrington, and Milton.
+Perhaps there never was a more superstitious period than that which
+produced Erasmus and Bacon. _--Blackwood's Mag._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"FELLOW" FEELING.
+
+
+A "certain exalted personage," as the newspapers would say, commanded
+the attendance of a physician, who was only a Licentiate, and, thereby,
+struck consternation throughout the whole body of "Fellows." The great
+men already in attendance were dreadfully alarmed and confounded by this
+terrible subversion of established College etiquette. "Sire!" said one
+of them, "we humbly acquaint your Majesty, with all dutiful submission
+that as Dr.---- is not a Fellow, it is contrary to rule and custom to
+meet him in attendance here."--"A Fellow?" asked his Majesty; "what mean
+ye?" The learned physician explained. "Well, make him a Fellow, then,"
+was his Majesty's quick reply; and he was accordingly made one!
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CULTIVATION OF WASTE LANDS.
+
+
+No man at all acquainted with the principles of fertility and the
+present state of British tillage, can for a moment doubt that a very
+large quantity of waste land is scattered over the different districts
+of this country, which is not only susceptible of improvement, but which
+would yield an ample return for any amount of labour which could, for
+centuries to come, be spared from the cultivation of our own land. To be
+fully convinced of this fact, no man need do more than ride twenty miles
+in any direction from the metropolis. Let him select whatever road he
+may choose for his excursion, and he will find tracts of land, forming
+in the aggregate a very considerable quantity, which at this moment
+remain in the hands of nature--which man has never made the slightest
+effort to reclaim. Even the hebdomadal excursions of the citizen will
+conduct him over or near many such scenes. What Gilpin, living within
+the sound of Bow-bells, does not know Epping and Hainault Forests,
+Hounslow, Putney, and Black Heaths, Brook Green, Turnham Green,
+Wandsworth, Esher, Sydenham, Hays, and various other Commons? Within a
+circle of twenty miles around the largest and most opulent city in the
+world, we thus discover a large quantity of land, which cultivation
+would render highly productive, but which, in its present state of
+waste, is of little or no value to the public. And this land, situated
+in the very outskirts of the metropolis, continues to be utterly
+neglected, if not entirely overlooked, at a moment when the whole
+kingdom resounds with the groans of those who argue that the population
+of this country has outrun the means of subsisting them. As the
+traveller advances in his journey from the metropolis, the waste becomes
+more extensive, if not more numerous. The English wastes, which amount
+to about five millions of acres, are more valuable than those of
+Ireland; and these again are more improvable than, the Scotish
+wastes.--_Quarterly Rev._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CHINESE NOVELS.
+
+
+The character of the Chinese novels is the same with that of the better
+parts of _Don Quixote, Gil Blas, Tom Jones_, and _Cecilia_. Their
+authors address themselves to the reason rather than the imagination of
+their readers. The other Asiatic nations, led away by a passion for the
+marvellous, have often disfigured the most respectable traditions, and
+converted history itself into romance. The Chinese, on the other hand,
+may be said to have given their romances the truth of history.--_N.
+American Review._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Canadian Indian females are described as passionately fond of their
+children, as submissive slaves, and at the same time affectionately
+attached to their husbands. This they evince by _self-immolation_, after
+the manner of eastern wives. Among the few poisonous plants of Canada,
+is a shrub, which yields a wholesome fruit, but contains in its roots a
+deadly juice, which the widow, who wishes not to survive her husband,
+drinks. An eye-witness describes its effects; the woman having resolved
+to die, chanted her death song and funeral service; she then drank off
+the poisonous juice, was seized with shivering and convulsions, and
+expired in a few minutes on the body of her husband.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TWENTY-EIGHT AND TWENTY-NINE.
+
+
+ "Rien n'est changé, mes amis!"[2]
+ CHARLES DIX.
+
+
+ [2] I have taken these words for my motto, because they _enable_ me
+ to tell a story. When the present King of France received his first
+ address on the return from the emigration, his answer was, "Rien
+ n'est changé, mes amis; il n'y a qu'un Français de plus." When the
+ Giraffe arrived in the Jardin des Plantes, the Parisians had a
+ caricature, in which the ass, and the hog, and the monkey were
+ presenting an address to the stranger, while the elephant and the
+ lion stalked angrily away. Of course, the portraits were
+ recognisable--and the animal was responding graciously, "Rien n'est
+ changé, mes amis: il n'y a qu'un bête de plus!"
+
+
+ I heard a sick man's dying sigh,
+ And an infant's idle laughter;
+ The old Year went with mourning by,
+ The new came dancing after;
+ Let Sorrow shed her lonely tear,
+ Let Revelry hold her ladle;
+ Bring boughs of cypress for the biel.
+ Fling roses on the cradle;
+ Mates to wait on the funeral state!
+ Pages to pour the wine!
+ And a requiem for Twenty-eight,--
+ And a health to Twenty-nine.
+
+ Alas! for human happiness,
+ Alas! for human sorrow;
+ Our Yesterday is nothingness,
+ What else will be our Morrow?
+ Still Beauty must be stealing hearts,
+ And Knavery stealing purses;
+ Still Cooks must live by making tarts,
+ And Wits by making verses;
+ While Sages prate and Courts debate,
+ The same Stars set and shine;
+ And the World, as it roll'd through Twenty-eight,
+ Must roll through Twenty-nine.
+
+ Some King will come, in Heaven's good time,
+ To the tomb his Father came to;
+ Some Thief will wade through blood and crime
+ To a crown he has no claim to;
+ Some Suffering Land will rend in twain
+ The manacles that bound her,
+ And gather the links of the broken chain
+ To fasten them proudly round her;
+ The grand and great will love, and hate,
+ And combat, and combine;
+ And much where we were in Twenty-eight,
+ We shall be in Twenty-nine.
+
+ O'Connell will toil to raise the Rent,
+ And Kenyon to sink the Nation;
+ And Sheil will abuse the Parliament,
+ And Peel the Association;
+ And the thought of bayonets and swords
+ Will make ex-Chancellors merry--
+ And jokes will be cut in the House of Lords,
+ And throats in the County Kerry;
+ And writers of weight will speculate
+ On the Cabinet's design--
+ And just what it did in Twenty-eight,
+ It will do in Twenty-nine.
+
+ Mathews will be extremely gay,
+ And Hook extremely dirty;
+ And brick and mortar still will say
+ "Try Warren, No. 30;"
+ And "General Sauce" will have its puff,
+ And so will General Jackson--
+ And peasants will drink up heavy stuff,
+ Which they pay a heavy tax on;
+ And long and late, at many a fête,
+ Gooseberry champagne will shine--
+ And as old as it was in Twenty-eight,
+ It will be in Twenty-nine.
+
+ And the Goddess of Love will keep her smiles;
+ And the God of Cups his orgies;
+ And there'll be riots in St. Giles,
+ And weddings in St. George's;
+ And Mendicants will sup like Kings,
+ And Lords will swear like Lacqueys--
+ And black eyes oft will lead to rings,
+ And rings will lead to black eyes;
+ And pretty Kate will scold her mate.
+ In a dialect all divine--
+ Alas! they married in Twenty-eight,--
+ They will part in Twenty-nine!
+
+ John Thomas Mugg, on a lonely hill,
+ Will do a deed of mystery--
+ The Morning Chronicle will fill
+ Five columns with the history;
+ The Jury will be all surprise,
+ The Prisoner quite collected--
+ And Justice Park will wipe his eyes,
+ And be very much affected;
+ And folks will relate poor Corder's fate,
+ As they hurry home to dine,
+ Comparing the hangings of Twenty-eight
+ With the hangings of Twenty-nine.
+
+ A Curate will go from the house of prayer
+ To wrong his worthy neighbour,
+ By dint of quoting the texts of Blair,
+ And singing the songs of Weber;
+ Sir Harry will leave the Craven hounds,
+ To trace the guilty parties--
+ And ask of the Court five thousand pounds,
+ To prove how rack'd his heart is:
+ An Advocate will execrate
+ The spoiler of Hymen's shrine--
+ And the speech that did for Twenty-eight
+ Will do for Twenty-nine.
+
+ My Uncle will swathe his gouty limbs,
+ And tell of his oils and blubbers;
+ My Aunt, Miss Dobbs, will play longer hymns,
+ And rather longer rubbers;
+ My Cousin in Parliament will prove
+ How utterly ruin'd trade is--
+ My Brother at Eton will fall in love
+ With half a hundred ladies;
+ My Patron will sate his pride from plate.
+ And his thirst from Bordeaux vine--
+ His nose was red in Twenty-eight,--
+ 'Twill be redder in Twenty-nine!
+
+ And oh! I shall find, how, day by day.
+ All thoughts and things look older--
+ How the laugh of Pleasure grows less gay,
+ And the heart of Friendship colder;
+ But still I shall be what I have been,
+ Sworn foe to Lady Reason,
+ And seldom troubled with the spleen,
+ And fond of talking treason;
+ I shall buckle my skait, and leap my gate,
+ And throw, and write, my line--
+ And the woman I worshipped in Twenty-eight,
+ I shall worship in Twenty-nine!
+
+_New Monthly Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MORAL EFFECT OF ROME UPON THE TRAVELLER.
+
+
+Those only who have lived in Rome can duly estimate the potent and
+lasting impression produced upon the mind of a thinking man, by a
+residence in this capital of the ancient world. The daily contemplation
+of so many classical and noble objects elevates and purifies the soul,
+and has a powerful tendency to allay the inconsiderate fervours and
+impetuosities of youth, to mature, and consolidate the character. I am
+already so altered, and, I have the vanity to think, so improved a man
+since my arrival here, that there are times when I almost doubt my own
+identity, and imagine that, by some preternatural agency, I have been
+born over again, and have had new blood and new vitality infused into my
+frame.
+
+The gratifications of a residence in Rome are inexhaustible. At every
+turn I discover some new evidence of the power and magnificence of her
+ancient inhabitants, and vivid sensations of delight and awe rapidly
+succeed each other. This venerable metropolis is the tomb and monument,
+not of princes, but of nations; it illustrates the progressive stages of
+human society, and all other cities appear modern and unfinished in
+comparison.
+
+Exploring this forenoon the vicinity of Monte Palatino, I discovered in
+an obscure corner, near the temple of Romulus, the time-hallowed spring
+of Juturna, rising with crystal clearness near the Cloaca maxima, into
+which it flows unvalued and forgotten. I refreshed myself in the mid-day
+heat by drinking its pure lymph from the hollow of my hand, and gazed
+with long and insatiable delight upon the memorable fountain. This
+sacred spot is surrounded and obscured by contiguous buildings, and the
+walls are luxuriantly fringed and mantled with mosses, lichens, and
+broad leaved ivy. The proud aqueducts of the expanding city diminish the
+value and importance of this spring, but it was unquestionably the
+ruling motive which determined Romulus, or possibly an earlier colony of
+Greeks, to take root here, as within the wide compass of the Roman walls
+there is no other source of pure water.--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SONG, BY T. CAMPBELL
+
+
+ When Love came first to Earth, the SPRING
+ Spread rose-buds to receive him.
+ And back he vow'd his flight he'd wing
+ To Heaven, if she should leave him.
+
+ But SPRING departing, saw his faith
+ Pledg'd to the next new comer--
+ He revell'd in the warmer breath
+ And richer bowers of SUMMER.
+
+ Then sportive AUTUMN claim'd by rights
+ An Archer for her lover,
+ And even in WINTER'S dark, cold nights
+ A charm he could discover.
+
+ Her routs and balls, and fireside joy,
+ For this time were his reasons--
+ In short, Young Love's a gallant boy,
+ That likes all times and seasons.
+
+_New Monthly Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.
+
+
+College! how different from school! Never believe a great, broad-faced,
+beetle-browed Spoon, when he tells you, with a sigh that would upset a
+schooner, that the happiest days of a man's life are those he spends at
+school. Does he forget the small bed-room occupied by eighteen boys, the
+pump you had to run to on Sunday mornings, when decency and the usher
+commanded you to wash? Is he oblivious of the blue chalk and water they
+flooded your bowels with at breakfast, and called it milk? Has he lost
+the remembrance of the Yorkshire pudding, vulgarly called choke-dog, of
+which you were obliged to eat a pound before you were allowed a slice
+of beef, and of which, if you swallowed half that quantity, you thought
+cooks and oxen mere works of supererogation, and totally useless on the
+face of the earth? Has the fool lost all recollection of the prayers in
+yon cold, wet, clay-floored cellar, proudly denominated the chapel? has
+he forgot the cuffs from the senior boys, the pinches from the second
+master? and, _in fine_, has he forgot the press at the end of the
+school-room, where a cart-load of birch was deposited at the beginning
+of every half year, and not a twig left to tickle a mouse with, long
+before the end of it? He talks of freedom from care--what a negative
+kind of happiness! Let him cut off his hand, he will never hurt his
+nails. Let him enclose an order for all his money even unto us, and no
+more will he be troubled with cares about the Stocks--no more will he be
+teased with calculations on the price of grain. All that raving about
+school-boys is perfect nonsense--it is the most miserable period of a
+human being's life. Poor, shivering, trembling, kicked, buffetted,
+thumped, and starved little mortals! We never see a large school but we
+feel inclined to shoot them all, masters, ushers, and door-keepers
+included, merely to put them out of pain.
+
+But at College, how different!--_There_, a man begins to feel that it is
+a matter of total indifference to him whether he sit on a hard wooden
+bench, or a soft stuffed chair; _there_, the short coat is discarded,
+and he stalks about with the air of a three-tailed bashaw, as his own
+two, generally, at first, are prolonged a little below the knee;
+_there_, his penny tart, which he bought on Saturdays at the door of the
+school, is exchanged for a dessert from Golding's; his beer, which he
+occasionally imbibed at the little pot-house, two miles beyond the
+school bounds, is exchanged for his wine from Butler's.--Books from
+Talboy's, the most enterprising of bibliopoles, supply the place of the
+tattered Dictionary he brought to the University, which, after being
+stolen when new, and passing, by the same process, through twenty hands,
+is at last, when fluttering in its last leaves, restolen by the original
+proprietor, who fancies he has made a very profitable "nibble." The trot
+he used to enjoy by stealth on the butcher's broken-kneed pony, is
+succeeded now by a gallop on a steed of Quartermain's; and he is
+delighted to find that horse and owner strive which shall be the
+softest-mouthed and gentlest charger. The dandy mare, we suppose, has
+many long years ago made fat the great-grandfathers of the present race
+of dogs; and old Scroggins, we imagine, has been trod to pieces in boots
+and shoes, the very memory of which departed long, long before they were
+paid for. Of old Scroggins--as Dr. Johnson says--and of his virtues, let
+us indulge ourself in the recollection. Though not formed in the finest
+mould, or endowed with the extremity of swiftness, his pace was sure and
+steady--equal to Hannibal in endurance of fatigue; and, like that
+celebrated commander, his aspect was rendered peculiarly fierce and
+striking by a blemish in his eye; not ignorant of the way to Woodstock
+was the wall-eyed veteran; not unacquainted with the covers at Ditchley;
+not unaccustomed to the walls at Hethrop: but Dandy and Scroggins have
+padded the hoof from this terrestrial and unstable world--peace to their
+manes!--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Friction of Screws and Screw-presses._
+
+An examination of the friction in screws having their threads of various
+forms, has led M. Poncelet to this very important conclusion, namely,
+that the friction in screws with square threads is to that of equal
+screws with triangular threads, as 2.90 to 4.78, proving a very
+important advantage of the former over the latter, relative to the loss
+of power incurred in both by friction.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Fulminating Powder._
+
+According to M. Landgerbe, a mixture of two parts nitre, two parts
+neutral carbonate of potash, one part of sulphur, and six parts of
+common salt, all finely pulverized, makes a very powerful fulminating
+powder. M. Landgerbe adopts the extraordinary error of supposing that
+these preparations act with more force downwards than in any other
+direction.--_Bull. Univ._
+
+
+_Aurora Borealis._
+
+An aurora borealis was seen from North End, Hampstead, near London, from
+about seven o'clock until eleven, on the evening of Dec. 1. It generally
+appeared as a light resembling twilight, but shifting about both to the
+east and the west of north, and occasionally forming streams which
+continued for several minutes, and extended from 30 to 40 degrees high.
+The light on the horizon was not more than 12 or 15 degrees in
+height.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Paper Linen._
+
+According to the Paris papers, a new invention, called _papier linge_,
+has lately attracted much attention. It consists of a paper made closely
+to resemble damask and other linen, not only to the eye, but even to the
+touch. The articles are used for every purpose to which linen is
+applicable, except those requiring much strength and durability. The
+price is low, a napkin costs only five or six centimes (about a
+halfpenny), and when dirty, they are taken back at half-price. A good
+sized table-cloth sells for a franc, and a roll of paper with one or two
+colours for papering rooms or for bed curtains, may be had for the same
+price.
+
+
+_Maturation of Wine._
+
+M. de St. Vincent, of Havre, states, from his own experience of long
+continuance, that when bottles containing wine are closed by tying a
+piece of parchment or bladder over their mouths, instead of using corks
+in the ordinary manner, the wine acquires, in a few weeks only, those
+qualities which is only given by age in the ordinary way after many
+years.--_Nouveau Jour, de Paris._
+
+
+_Indications of Wholesomeness in Mushrooms._
+
+Whenever a fungus is pleasant in flavour and odour, it may be considered
+wholesome; if, on the contrary, it have an offensive smell, a bitter,
+astringent, or styptic taste, or even if it leave an unpleasant flavour
+in the mouth, it should not be considered fit for food. The colour,
+figure, and texture of these vegetables do not afford any characters on
+which we can safely rely; yet it may be remarked, that in colour, the
+pure yellow, gold colour, bluish pale, dark or lustre brown, wine red,
+or the violet, belong to many that are esculent; whilst the pale or
+sulphur yellow, bright or blood red, and the greenish, belong to few but
+the poisonous. The safe kinds have most frequently a compact, brittle
+texture; the flesh is white; they grow more readily in open places, such
+as dry pastures and waste lands, than in places humid or shaded by wood.
+In general, those should be suspected which grow in caverns and
+subterranean passages, on animal matter undergoing putrefaction, as well
+as those whose flesh is soft or watery.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Zoological Society._
+
+Dr. Brookes, in his address to the recent anniversary meeting of the
+Zoological Society, stated that the _Museum_ already contains 600
+species of mammalia, 4,000 birds, 1,000 reptiles and fishes, 1,000
+testacea and Crustacea, and 30,000 insects. During the last seven
+months, the _Gardens_ and Museum have been visited by upwards of 30,000
+persons. The vivarium contains upwards of 430 living quadrupeds and
+birds. The expenses of the past year have been 10,000 l., partly
+contributed by the admission of the public, and still more largely by
+the members of the Society, who already exceed 1,200 in number. These
+are gratifying facts to every lover of natural history, as they serve to
+indicate the progress of _zoology_ in this country--a study which it has
+ever been our aim to identify with the pages of the MIRROR.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ENGLISH ROADS.
+
+
+The roads of England are the marvel of the world. The improvements which
+have been effected during a century would be almost miraculous, did we
+not consider that they had been produced by the spirit and intelligence
+of the people, and were in no degree dependant upon the apathy or
+caprice of the ruling power. The first turnpike-road was established by
+an act of the 3rd Charles II. The mob pulled down the gates; and the new
+principle was supported at the point of the bayonet. But long after that
+period travelling was difficult and dangerous. In December, 1703,
+Charles III. king of Spain, slept at Petworth on his way from Portsmouth
+to Windsor, and Prince George of Denmark went to meet him there by
+desire of the queen. In the relation of the journey given by one of the
+prince's attendants, he states, "We set out at six in the morning, by
+torchlight, to go to Petworth, and did not get out of the coaches (save
+only when we were overturned or stuck fast in the mire) till we arrived
+at our journey's end. 'Twas a hard service for the prince to sit
+fourteen hours in the coach that day without eating any thing, and
+passing through the worst ways I ever saw in my life. We were thrown but
+once indeed in going, but our coach, which was the leading one, and his
+highnesses body coach, would have suffered very much, if the nimble
+boors of Sussex had not frequently poised it, or it with their
+shoulders, from Godalming almost to Petworth; and the nearer we
+approached the duke's house, the more inaccessible it seemed to be. The
+last nine miles of the way cost us six hours' time to conquer them; and,
+indeed, we had never done it, if our good master had not several times
+lent us a pair of horses out of his own coach, whereby we were enabled
+to trace out the way for him." Afterwards, writing of his departure on
+the following day from Petworth to Guildford, and thence to Windsor, he
+says, "I saw him (the prince) no more, till I found him at supper at
+Windsor; for there we were overturned, (as we had been once before the
+same morning,) and broke our coach; my Lord Delaware had the same fate,
+and so had several others."--Vide Annals of Queen Anne, vol. ii.
+Appendix, No. 3.
+
+In the time of Charles, (surnamed the Proud,) Duke of Somerset, who died
+in 1748, the roads in Sussex were in so bad a state, that, in order to
+arrive at Guildford from Petworth, travellers were obliged to make from
+the nearest point of the great road leading from Portsmouth to London.
+This was a work of so much difficulty, as to occupy the whole day; and
+the duke had a house at Guildford which was regularly used as a
+resting-place for the night by any of his family travelling to London. A
+manuscript letter from a servant of the duke, dated from London, and
+addressed to another at Petworth, acquaints the latter that his grace
+intended to go from London thither on a certain day, and directs that
+"the keepers and persons who knew the holes and the sloughs must come to
+meet his grace with lanterns and long poles to help him on his way."
+
+The late Marquess of Buckingham built an inn at Missenden, about forty
+miles from London, as the state of the roads compelled him to sleep
+there on the way to Stow--a journey which is at present performed
+between breakfast and dinner.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+
+
+A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Sir Joseph Banks used to tell a story of his being at Otaheite with
+Capt. Cook, when it was accidentally discovered to be the king's
+birth-day, on which it was suddenly agreed to have a jollification;
+every soul on board got fuddled, except three men who were on duty. The
+next day they came on deck, and begged to speak to the captain. "Well,"
+said the captain, "what have you got to say?"--"Please your honour, you
+were all drunk yesterday, all except we three; will your honour be
+pleased to allow us to get drunk to-day?" Sir Joseph, who was standing
+by, was so tickled with the oddity of the request, that he begged they
+might be indulged, and that he would subscribe two bottles of rum and
+two bottles of brandy. The boon was granted, and in less than three
+hours, these messmates balanced accounts, being as drunk as their hearts
+could wish.--_Mr Wadd._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MADEMOISELLE MARS.
+
+
+Some time after Napoleon's return to Paris, in 1815, as he was passing
+the troops in review at the Place Carousel, he happened to see the
+celebrated Mademoiselle Mars, stationed among the troops, in order to
+view the imposing military spectacle. The emperor, approaching the spot,
+and addressing her, said, "What do you do here, Mademoiselle? this is no
+place for you."--"Sire," answered the witty and animated daughter of
+Thalia, "I come to behold a real hero; I am tired of seeing mock ones
+upon the stage."
+
+INA.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Some years ago the following inscription, engraved on the fragment of a
+stone, was discovered amongst the relics of an antiquarian, and was
+considered by him as a great curiosity, and enhanced in value by its
+translation having puzzled the best scholars of the age:--
+
+
+ BENE.
+ A.T.H. T.H. I.S.S.T.
+ ONERE. POS. ET
+ H. CLAUD. COSTER. TRIP
+ E. SELLERO
+ F. IMP
+ IN. GT. ONAS. DO
+ TH. HI
+ S. C.
+ ON. SOR.
+ T. I. A. N. E.
+
+
+Some supposed it to refer to the Emperor Claudian, till a lad one day
+spelt it out: "Beneath this stone reposeth Claud Coster, tripe-seller,
+of Impington, as doth his consort Jane." R. B.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+DRINKING.
+
+
+Captain John Graunt, in his Observations on the Bills of Mortality,
+says, that of 229,250 persons, who died in twenty years, only _two_ are
+put to the account of _excessive drinking_. But, perhaps, if the matter
+were truly stated, a great many of the dropsies, apoplexies, and palsies
+ought to have been placed under that head. It is not impossible that
+those who had the charge of rendering these accounts, might have
+entertained the opinion of old Dick Baldwyn, who stoutly maintained that
+no man ever died of drinking. "Some puny things," said he, "have died
+learning to drink, but no man ever died of drinking!" Now, this was no
+mean authority; for he spoke from great practical experience, and was
+moreover many years treasurer of St. Bartholomew's Hospital.--_Mr.
+Wadd--in Brande's Journal._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The "Sunday Times" of the 28th ult. has the following paragraph
+inserted:--
+
+
+_Typographical Errors._
+
+The New Times speaks (some time ago) of a "Party given by the Duke of
+_Pork_!" Another paper, of "Proceedings in the Court of Common
+_Fleas_!" and the _Morning Chronicle_ of Tuesday last speaks of "an
+atrocious _Bobbery_!" The cream of this criticism on others is, that the
+very same paper has the following paragraph:--"_Fleet Prison, Dec.
+26th._ Died last night, about 12 o'clock, the Rev. Mr. Chaundy, in the
+meridian of life. This makes the ninth death which has happened in the
+Fleet since the 29th of April last. The free use of spirituous liquors
+is the cause of so much MORALITY in the prison."
+
+BONAS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A "MELTING SUBJECT."
+
+
+M. Tissot, a celebrated French physician, who was the intimate friend of
+Zimmerman, relates the case of a literary gentleman, who would never
+venture near a fire, from imagining himself to be made of butter, and
+being fearful he should melt.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "There are whom heaven has bless'd with store of wit,
+ Yet want as much again to manage it."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page17" name="page17"></a>[pg 17]</span>
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <table width="100%" summary="Volume, Number, and Date">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>Vol. 13. No. 351.</b></td>
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1829.</b></td>
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <div class="figure" style="width:100%;">
+ <a href="images/351-001.png"><img width="100%" src="images/351-001.png"
+ alt="MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE, REGENT'S PARK." /></a>
+ </div>
+ <h4>MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE, REGENT'S PARK.</h4>
+ <hr />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page18" name="page18"></a>[pg 18]</span>
+ <h3>MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE.</h3>
+ <p>This picturesque structure crosses the Canal towards the Northern verge of the
+ Regent's Park; and nearly opposite to it is a road leading to Primrose Hill, as
+ celebrated in the annals of Cockayne as was the Palatino among the ancient
+ Romans.</p>
+ <p>The bridge was built from the designs of Mr. Morgan, and its construction is
+ considered to be "appropriate and architectural." Its piers are formed by cast-iron
+ columns, of the Grecian Doric order, from which spring the arches, covering the
+ towing-path, the canal itself, and the southern bank. The <i>abacus</i>, or top of
+ the columns, the mouldings or ornaments of the capitals, and the frieze, are in
+ exceeding good taste, as are the ample shafts. The supporters of the roadway,
+ likewise, correspond with the order; although, says Mr. Elmes, the architect,
+ "fastidious critics may object to the dignity of the pure ancient Doric being
+ violated by degrading it into supporters of modern arches." The centre arch is
+ appropriated to the canal and the towing-path, and the two external arches to
+ foot-passengers, and as communications to the road above them. Mr. Elmes<a
+ id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> sums
+ up the merits of the bridge as follows:&mdash;"It has a beautiful and light
+ appearance, and is an improvement in execution upon a design of Perronet's for an
+ <i>architectural</i> bridge, that is, a bridge of <i>orders</i>. The columns are well
+ proportioned, and suitably robust, carrying solidity, grace, and beauty in every
+ part; from the massy grandeur of the abacus, to the graceful revolving of the
+ beautiful echinus, and to the majestic simplicity of the slightly indented flutings."
+ He then suggests certain improvements in the design, which would have made the bridge
+ "unexceptionably the most novel and the most tasteful in the metropolis. Even as it
+ is, it is scarcely surpassed for lightness, elegance, and originality by any in
+ Europe. It is of the same family with the beautiful little bridge in Hyde Park,
+ between the new entrance and the barracks."</p>
+ <p>We are happy to quote the above praise on the construction of <i>Macclesfield
+ Bridge</i>, inasmuch as a critical notice of many of the structures in the Regent's
+ Park would subject them to much severe and merited censure. The forms of bridges
+ admit, perhaps, of more display of taste than any other species of ornamental
+ architecture, and of a greater means of contributing to the picturesque beauty of the
+ surrounding scenery.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>TRIBUTES TO THE DEAD, &amp;c.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i10">"When our friends we lose,</p>
+ <p>Our alter'd feelings alter too our views;</p>
+ <p>What in their tempers, teazed or distress'd,</p>
+ <p>Is with our anger, and the dead at rest;</p>
+ <p>And must we grieve, no longer trial made,</p>
+ <p>For that impatience which we then display'd?</p>
+ <p>Now to their love and worth of every kind,</p>
+ <p>A soft compunction turns the afflicted mind;</p>
+ <p>Virtues neglected then, adored become,</p>
+ <p>And graces slighted, blossom on the tomb."</p>
+ <p class="i10">CRABBE.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>"It was the early wish of Pope," says Dr. Knox, "that when he died, not a stone
+ might tell where he lay. It is a wish that will commonly be granted with reluctance.
+ The affection of those whom we leave behind us is at a loss for methods to display
+ its wonted solicitude, and seeks consolation under sorrow, in doing honour to all
+ that remains. It is natural that filial piety, parental tenderness, and conjugal
+ love, should mark, with some fond memorial, the clay-cold spot where the form, still
+ fostered in the bosom, moulders away. And did affection go no farther, who could
+ censure? But, in recording the virtues of the departed, either zeal or vanity leads
+ to an excess perfectly ludicrous. A marble monument, with an inscription palpably
+ false and ridiculously pompous, is far more offensive to true taste, than the wooden
+ memorial of the rustic, sculptured with painted bones, and decked out with death's
+ head in all the colours of the rainbow. There is an elegance and a classical
+ simplicity in the turf-clad heap of mould which covers the poor man's grave, though
+ it has nothing to defend it from the insults of the proud but a bramble. The primrose
+ that grows upon it is a better ornament than the gilded lies on the oppressor's
+ tombstone."</p>
+ <p>The Greeks had a custom of bedecking tombs with herbs and flowers, among which
+ parsley was chiefly in use, as appears from Plutarch's story of Timoleon, who,
+ marching up an ascent, from the top of which he might take a view of the army and
+ strength of the Carthaginians, was met by a company of mules laden with parsley,
+ which his soldiers conceived to be a very ill boding and fatal occurrence, that being
+ the very herb wherewith they adorned the sepulchres of the dead. This custom gave
+ birth to that despairing proverb, when we pronounce of one dangerously sick, that he
+ has need of nothing but parsley; which is in effect to say, he's a dead man, and
+ ready for the grave. All sorts of purple and white flowers were acceptable to the
+ dead; as the amaranthus, which was first <span class="pagenum"><a id="page19"
+ name="page19"></a>[pg 19]</span> used by the Thessalians to adorn Achilles's grave.
+ The rose, too, was very grateful; nor was the use of myrtle less common. In short,
+ graves were bedecked with garlands of all sorts of flowers, as appears from
+ Agamemnon's daughter in Sophocles:&mdash;</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"No sooner came I to my father's tomb,</p>
+ <p>But milk fresh pour'd in copious streams did flow,</p>
+ <p>And <i>flowers</i> of ev'ry sort around were strow'd."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>Several other tributes were frequently laid upon graves, as ribands; whence it is
+ said that Epaminondas's soldiers being disanimated at seeing the riband that hung
+ upon his spear carried by the wind to a certain Laced&aelig;monian sepulchre, he bid
+ them take courage, for that it portended destruction to the Laced&aelig;mons, it
+ being customary to deck the sepulchres of their dead with ribands. Another thing
+ dedicated to the dead was their hair. Electra, in Sophocles, says, that Agamemnon had
+ commanded her and Chrysosthemis to pay this honour:&mdash;</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"With drink-off'rings and <i>locks of hair</i> we must,</p>
+ <p>According to his will, his <i>tomb</i> adorn."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>It was likewise customary to perfume the grave-stones with sweet ointments,
+ &amp;c.</p>
+ <p>P.T.W.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SONG.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>I've roam'd the thorny path of life,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And search'd abroad to find.</p>
+ <p>Amid the blooming flowers so rife,</p>
+ <p class="i2">That germ called peace of mind.</p>
+ <p>At length a lovely lily caught</p>
+ <p class="i2">My anxious, longing view,</p>
+ <p>With all the sweets of "Heartsease" fraught,</p>
+ <p class="i2">That fragrant flower was YOU.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Thy smile to me is Heaven divine,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Thy voice the soul of Love&mdash;</p>
+ <p>In pity, then, sweet maid, be mine,</p>
+ <p class="i2">My "heartsease" flow'ret prove.</p>
+ <p>Nor wealth nor power would I attain,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Though uncontrolled and free&mdash;</p>
+ <p>All other joys to me are pain,</p>
+ <p class="i2">When sever'd, love, from THEE.</p>
+ <p class="i10">ELFORD.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CHARLES BRANDON, AFTERWARDS DUKE OF SUFFOLK.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+ <p>An event in the life of this nobleman gave Otway the plot for his celebrated
+ tragedy of "The Orphan," though he laid the scene of his play in Bohemia. It is
+ recorded in the "English Adventures," a very scarce pamphlet, published in 1667, only
+ two or three copies of which are extant. The father of Charles Brandon retired, on
+ the death of his lady, to the borders of Hampshire. His family consisted of two sons,
+ and a young lady, the daughter of a friend, lately deceased, whom he adopted as his
+ own child.</p>
+ <p>This lady being singularly beautiful, as well as amiable in her manners, attracted
+ the affections of both the brothers. The elder, however, was the favourite, and he
+ privately married her; which the younger not knowing, and overhearing an appointment
+ of the lovers to meet the next night in her bed-chamber, he contrived to get his
+ brother otherwise employed, and made the signal of admission himself, (thinking it a
+ mere intrigue.) Unfortunately he succeeded.</p>
+ <p>On discovery, the lady lost her reason, and soon after died. The two brothers
+ fought, and the elder fell. The father broke his heart a few months afterwards. The
+ younger brother, Charles Brandon, the unintentional author of all this family misery,
+ quitted England in despair, with a fixed determination of never returning.</p>
+ <p>Being abroad for several years, his nearest relations supposed him dead, and began
+ to take the necessary steps for obtaining his estates; when, roused by this
+ intelligence, he returned privately to England, and for a time took obscure lodgings
+ in the vicinity of his family mansion.</p>
+ <p>While he was in this retreat, the young king, (Henry VIII.), who had just buried
+ his father, was one day hunting on the borders of Hampshire, when he heard the cries
+ of a female in distress in an adjoining wood. His gallantry immediately summoned him
+ to the place, though he then happened to be detached from all his courtiers, where he
+ saw two ruffians attempting to violate the honour of a young lady. The king instantly
+ drew on them; and a scuffle ensued, which roused the <i>reverie</i> of Charles
+ Brandon, who was taking his morning walk in an adjoining thicket. He immediately
+ ranged himself on the side of the king, whom he then did not know; and by his
+ dexterity, soon disarmed one of the ruffians, while the other fled.</p>
+ <p>The king, charmed with this act of gallantry, so congenial to his own mind,
+ inquired the name and family of the stranger; and not only repossessed him of his
+ patrimonial estates, but took him under his immediate protection.</p>
+ <p>It was this same Charles Brandon who afterwards privately married Henry's sister,
+ Margaret, queen-dowager of France; which marriage the king not only forgave, but
+ created him Duke of Suffolk, and continued his favour towards him to the last hour of
+ the duke's life.</p>
+ <p>He died before Henry; and the latter showed, in his attachment to this nobleman,
+ that notwithstanding his fits of capriciousness <span class="pagenum"><a
+ name="page20" id="page20"></a>[pg 20]</span> and cruelty, he was capable of a cordial
+ and steady friendship. He was sitting in council when the news of Suffolk's death
+ reached him; and he publicly took that occasion, both to express his own sorrow, and
+ to celebrate the merits of the deceased. He declared, that during the whole course of
+ their acquaintance, his brother-in-law had not made a single attempt to injure an
+ adversary, and had never whispered a word to the disadvantage of any one; "and are
+ there <i>any of you</i>, my lords, who can say as much?" When the king subjoined
+ these words, (says the historian,) he looked round in all their faces, and saw that
+ confusion which the consciousness of secret guilt naturally threw upon them.</p>
+ <p>Otway took his plot from the fact related in this pamphlet; but to avoid, perhaps,
+ interfering in a circumstance which might affect many noble families at that time
+ living, he laid the scene of his tragedy in Bohemia.</p>
+ <p>There is a large painting of the above incident now at Woburn, the seat of his
+ Grace the Duke of Bedford; and the old duchess-dowager, in showing this picture a few
+ years before her death to a nobleman, related the particulars of the story.</p>
+ <p>A CORRESPONDENT.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>THE TOPOGRAPHER.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CARMARTHEN.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror)</i></h4>
+ <p>The best or north-east view of Carmarthen comprises the bridge, part of the quay,
+ with the granaries and shipping, and in the middle is seen part of the castle. Few
+ towns can, perhaps, boast of greater antiquity, or of so many antiquarian remains as
+ Carmarthen, South Wales; although, I am sorry to say, that their origin and history
+ have not been, I believe, clearly explained or understood by the literary world. One
+ would conclude, that as a Welshman is almost proverbially distinguished for deeming
+ himself illustriously descended, and relating his long pedigree, he would naturally
+ boast of, and exhibit to the public, some account of these vestiges of his ancestors;
+ but such is not the case, and to their shame be it spoken, these ruins are scarcely
+ noticed with any degree of interest by the inhabitants of Carmarthen. But to my
+ subject. The name is derived from <i>caera</i>, wall, and <i>marthen</i>, a
+ corruption of Merlyn, the name of its founder, who was a great necromancer and
+ prophet, and held in high respect by the Welsh. There is a seat hewn out of a rock in
+ a grove near this town, called Merlyn's Grove, where it is said he studied. He
+ prophesied the fate of Wales, and said that Carmarthen would some day sink and be
+ covered with water. I would concur with the author of a "Family Tour through the
+ British Empire," by attributing his influence, not to any powers in magic, but to a
+ superior understanding; although some of his predictions have been verified. The town
+ of Carmarthen is pleasantly situated in a valley surrounded by hills; it has been
+ fortified with walls and a castle, part of which remain; so that it appears to have
+ been the residence of many princes of Wales. It has also been a Roman station, and
+ has the remains of a Roman pr&aelig;torium. Amongst its other antiquities are the
+ Grey Friars, (a monastery,) the Bulwark, (a trench on the side of the town that
+ fronts the river,) and the Priory. Its modern buildings are, the monument erected to
+ Sir Thomas Picton, the Guildhall, the two gaols, a fish and butter market-place, over
+ which is the town fire-bell; the slaughter-house, similar to the abattoir at Paris,
+ and excellent shambles, with poultry and potato market-places annexed. The church,
+ which is an ancient one, has an unattractive exterior; but when you enter it, I think
+ you will say it can compete with any church for ancient beauty and ornament. Amongst
+ the tombs in the chancel are those of Sir Rhys ap Thomas, with the effigies of him
+ and his lady, affording a specimen of the costume of the reign of Henry VII.; and Sir
+ Richard Steele, whose remains are discovered by a small, simple tablet. There is a
+ promenade here, called the Parade, which commands a fine and extensive view of the
+ surrounding picturesque scenery and of the Towy, where the coracles may be seen
+ plying about. The town consists of ten principal streets, noted for being kept clean,
+ and lighted with gas. It is governed by a mayor, two sheriffs, and twenty councilmen;
+ sends a member to Parliament, and gives title of marquess to the family of Osborne.
+ It carries on a great trade in butter and oats; and traffics much with Bristol by the
+ river Towy, which runs into the sea; whence ships of two hundred tons burden come up
+ to the town. The bay is very dangerous, owing to the bar and the quicksands. Its
+ chief manufacture is tin, which is esteemed the best in the kingdom. It has a small
+ theatre, in appearance a stable; but it is in contemplation to build a new one, as
+ also a church; so that you will perceive the march of improvement is rapidly
+ spreading into Wales, as well as other places.</p>
+ <p>W.H.</p>
+ <p>P.S. Since I sent you an account of Picton's Monument at Carmarthen, it has <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page21" id="page21"></a>[pg 21]</span> been altered. The
+ statue, bas-reliefs, and ornaments of the Picton Monument, have been bronzed by the
+ direction of Mr. Nash, on his late visit to this town. Elegant as this column was
+ before, the effect of the bronze, and a few other alterations, have so improved its
+ appearance, as to make it seem a different structure. Nothing now remains to complete
+ the outside but the names of the different actions in which Sir T. Picton was engaged
+ during his honourable career. These are to be placed in bronzed letters on the base.
+ A Latin inscription, already prepared, together with the arms and a bust of Picton,
+ will ornament the inside of the building. It certainly is a monument worthy of the
+ hero to whose memory it has been erected, and of the country by which it has been
+ raised.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>THE SKETCH BOOK.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>WATERLOO, THE DAY AFTER THE BATTLE.</h3>
+ <h4><i>By an eye witness.</i></h4>
+ <p>[For the following very interesting Narrative, our acknowledgments are due to the
+ <i>United Service Journal,</i>&mdash;a work which has just started with the year, and
+ to which, in the "customary" phrase, we wish "many happy returns."]</p>
+ <p>The summer of 1815 found me at Brussels. The town was then crowded to
+ excess&mdash;it seemed a city of splendour; the bright and varied uniforms of so many
+ different nations, mingled with the gay dresses of female beauty in the Park, and the
+ <i>All&eacute;e Verte</i> was thronged with superb horses and brilliant equipages.
+ The <i>tables d'h&ocirc;te</i> resounded with a confusion of tongues which might have
+ rivalled the Tower of Babel, and the shops actually glittered with showy toys hung
+ out to tempt money from the pockets of the English, whom the Flemings seemed to
+ consider as walking bags of gold. Balls and plays, routs and dinners were the only
+ topics of conversation; and though some occasional rumours were spread that the
+ French had made an incursion within the lines, and carried off a few head of cattle,
+ the tales were too vague to excite the least alarm. I was then lodging with a Madame
+ Tissand, on the Place du Sablon, and I occasionally chatted with my hostess on the
+ critical posture of affairs. Every Frenchwoman loves politics, and Madame Tissand,
+ who was deeply interested in the subject, continually assured me of her complete
+ devotion to the English.&mdash;"Ces maudits Fran&ccedil;ois!" cried she one day, with
+ almost terrific energy, when speaking of Napoleon's army. "If they should dare come
+ to Brussels, I will tear their eyes out!"&mdash;"Oh, aunt!" sighed her pretty niece;
+ "remember that Louis is a conscript!"&mdash;"Silence, Annette. I hate even my son,
+ since he is fighting against the brave English!"&mdash;This was accompanied with a
+ bow to me; but I own that I thought Annette's love far more interesting than Madame's
+ Anglicism.</p>
+ <p>On the 3rd of June, I went to see ten thousand troops reviewed by the Dukes of
+ Wellington and Brunswick. Imagination cannot picture any thing finer than the
+ <i>ensemble</i> of this scene. The splendid uniforms of the English, Scotch, and
+ Hanoverians, contrasted strongly with the gloomy black of the Brunswick Hussars,
+ whose veneration for the memory of their old Duke, could be only be equalled by their
+ devotion to his son. The firm step of the Highlanders seemed irresistible; and as
+ they moved in solid masses, they appeared prepared to sweep away every thing that
+ opposed them. In short, I was delighted with the cleanliness, military order, and
+ excellent appointments of the men generally, and I was particularly struck with the
+ handsome features of the Duke of Brunswick, whose fine, manly figure, as he galloped
+ across the field, quite realized my <i>beau ideal</i> of a warrior. The next time I
+ saw the Duke of Brunswick was at the dress ball, given at the Assembly-rooms in the
+ Rue Ducale, on the night of the 15th of June. I stood near him when he received the
+ information that a powerful French force was advancing in the direction of Charleroy.
+ "Then it is high time for me to be off," said the Duke, and I never saw him alive
+ again. The assembly broke up abruptly, and in half an hour drums were beating and
+ bugles sounding. The good burghers of the city, who were almost all enjoying their
+ first sleep, started from their beds at the alarm, and hastened to the streets,
+ wrapped in the first things they could find. The most ridiculous and absurd rumours
+ were rapidly circulated and believed. The most general impression seemed to be that
+ the town was on fire; the next that the Duke of Wellington had been assassinated; but
+ when it was discovered that the French were advancing, the consternation became
+ general, and every one hurried to the Place Royale, where the Hanoverians and
+ Brunswickers were already mustering.</p>
+ <p>About one o'clock in the morning of the 16th, the whole population of Brussels
+ seemed in motion. The streets were crowded as in full day; lights flashed to and fro;
+ artillery and baggage-wagons were creaking in every direction; the <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page22" id="page22"></a>[pg 22]</span> drums beat to arms,
+ and the bugles sounded loudly "the dreadful note of preparation." The noise and
+ bustle surpassed all description; here were horses plunging and kicking amidst a
+ crowd of terrified burghers; there lovers parting from their weeping mistresses. Now
+ the attention was attracted by a park of artillery thundering through the streets;
+ and now, by a group of officers disputing loudly the demands of their imperturbable
+ Flemish landlords; for not even the panic which prevailed could frighten the Flemings
+ out of a single *stiver; screams and yells occasionally rose above the busy hum that
+ murmured through the crowd, but the general sound resembled the roar of the distant
+ ocean. Between two and three o'clock the Brunswickers marched from the town, still
+ clad in the mourning which they wore for their old duke, and burning to avenge his
+ death. Alas! they had a still more fatal loss to lament ere they returned. At four,
+ the whole disposable force under the Duke of Wellington was collected together, but
+ in such haste, that many of the officers had not time to change their silk stockings
+ and dancing shoes; and some, quite overcome by drowsiness, were seen lying asleep
+ about the ramparts, still holding, however, with a firm hand, the reins of their
+ horses which were grazing by their sides. About five o'clock, the word "march" was
+ heard in all directions, and instantly the whole mass appeared to move
+ simultaneously. I conversed with several of the officers previous to their departure,
+ and not one appeared to have the slightest idea of an approaching engagement. The
+ Duke of Wellington and his staff did not quit Brussels till past eleven o'clock; and
+ it was not till some time after they were gone, that it was generally known the whole
+ French army, including a strong corps of cavalry, was within a few miles of Quatre
+ Bras, where the brave Duke of Brunswick first met the enemy:</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"And foremost fighting&mdash;fell."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>Dismay seized us all, when we found that a powerful French army was really within
+ twenty-eight miles of us; and we shuddered at the thought of the awful contest which
+ was taking place. For my own part, I had never been so near a field of battle before,
+ and I cannot describe my sensations. We knew that our army had no alternative but to
+ fly, or fight with a force four times stronger than its own: and though we could not
+ doubt British bravery, we trembled at the fearful odds to which our men must be
+ exposed. Cannon, lances, and swords, were opposed to the English bayonet alone.
+ Cavalry we had none on the first day, for the horses had been sent to grass, and the
+ men were scattered too widely over the country, to be collected at such short notice.
+ Under these circumstances, victory was impossible; indeed, nothing but the stanch
+ bravery, and exact discipline of the men, prevented the foremost of our infantry from
+ being annihilated; and though the English maintained their ground during the day, at
+ night a retreat became necessary. The agony of the British, resident at Brussels,
+ during the whole of this eventful day, sets all language at defiance. No one thought
+ of rest or food; but every one who could get a telescope, flew to the ramparts to
+ strain his eyes, in vain attempts to discover what was passing. At length, some
+ soldiers in French uniforms were seen in the distance; and as the news flew from
+ mouth to mouth, it was soon magnified into a rumour that the French were coming.
+ Horror seized the English and their adherents, and the hitherto concealed partizans
+ of the French began openly to avow themselves; tri-coloured ribbons grew suddenly
+ into great request, and cries of "Vive l'Empereur!" resounded through the air. These
+ exclamations, however, were changed to "Vive le Lord Vellington!" when it was
+ discovered that the approaching French came as captives, not conquerors.</p>
+ <p>Between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, I walked up to the <i>Porte de
+ Namur</i>, where the wounded were just beginning to arrive. Fortunately some
+ commodious caravans had arrived from England, only a few days before, and these were
+ now entering the gate. They were filled principally with Brunswickers and
+ Highlanders; and it was an appalling spectacle to behold the very soldiers, whose
+ fine martial appearance and excellent appointments I had so much admired at the
+ review, now lying helpless and mutilated&mdash;their uniforms soiled with blood and
+ dirt&mdash;their mouths blackened with biting their cartridges, and all the splendour
+ of their equipments entirely destroyed. When the caravans stopped, I approached them,
+ and addressed a Scotch officer who was only slightly wounded in the knee.&mdash;"Are
+ the French coming, sir?" asked I.&mdash;"Egad I can't tell," returned he. "We know
+ nothing about it. We had enough to do to take care of ourselves. They are fighting
+ like devils; and I'm off again as soon as my wound's dressed."&mdash;An English lady,
+ elegantly attired, now rushed forwards&mdash;"Is my husband safe?" asked she
+ eagerly.&mdash;"Good God! Madam," replied one of the men, "how can we possibly <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page23" id="page23"></a>[pg 23]</span> tell! I don't know
+ the fate of those who were fighting by my side; and I could not see a yard round me."
+ She scarcely heeded what he said; and rushed out of the gate, wildly repeating her
+ question to every one she met. Some French prisoners now arrived. I noticed one, a
+ fine fellow, who had had one arm shot off; and though the bloody and mangled tendons
+ were still undressed, and had actually dried and blackened in the sun, he marched
+ along with apparent indifference, carrying a loaf of bread under his remaining arm,
+ and shouting <i>"Vive l'Empereur!"</i> I asked him if the French were
+ coming.&mdash;"Je le crois bien," returned he, "preparez un souper, mes
+ bourgeois&mdash;il soupera &agrave; Bruxelles ce soir."&mdash;Pretty information for
+ me, thought I. "Don't believe him, sir," said a Scotchman, who lay close beside me,
+ struggling to speak, though apparently in the last agony. "It's all
+ right&mdash;I&mdash;assure&mdash;you&mdash;." The whole of Friday night was passed in
+ the greatest anxiety; the wounded arrived every hour, and the accounts they brought
+ of the carnage which was taking place were absolutely terrific. Saturday morning was
+ still worse; an immense number of supernumeraries and runaways from the army came
+ rushing in at the <i>Porte de Namur,</i> and these fugitives increased the public
+ panic to the utmost. <i>Sauve qui peut!</i> now became the universal feeling; all
+ ties of friendship or kindred were forgotten, and an earnest desire to quit Brussels
+ seemed to absorb every faculty. To effect this object, the greatest sacrifices were
+ made. Every beast of burthen, and every species of vehicle were put into requisition
+ to convey persons and property to Antwerp. Even the dogs and fish-carts did not
+ escape&mdash;enormous sums were given for the humblest modes of conveyance, and when
+ all failed, numbers set off on foot. The road soon became choked up&mdash;cars,
+ wagons, and carriages of every description were joined together in an immovable mass
+ and property to an immense amount was abandoned by its owners, who were too much
+ terrified even to think of the loss they were sustaining. A scene of frightful riot
+ and devastation ensued. Trunks, boxes, and portmanteaus were broken open and pillaged
+ without mercy; and every one who pleased, helped himself to what he liked with
+ impunity. The disorder was increased by a rumour, that the Duke of Wellington was
+ retreating towards Brussels, in a sort of running fight, closely pursued by the
+ enemy; the terror of the fugitives now almost amounted to frenzy, and they flew like
+ maniacs escaping from a madhouse. It is scarcely possible to imagine a more
+ distressing scene. A great deal of rain had fallen during the night, and the unhappy
+ fugitives were obliged literally to wade through mud. I had, from the first,
+ determined to await my fate in Brussels; but on this eventful morning, I walked a few
+ miles on the road to Antwerp, to endeavour to assist my flying countrymen. I was soon
+ disgusted with the scene, and finding all my efforts to be useful, unavailing, I
+ returned to the town, which now seemed like a city of the dead; for a gloomy silence
+ reigned through the streets, like that fearful calm which precedes a storm; the shops
+ were all closed, and all business was suspended. During the panic of Friday and
+ Saturday, the sacrifice of property made by the British residents was enormous. A
+ chest of drawers sold for five francs, a bed for ten, and a horse for fifty. In one
+ instance, which fell immediately under my own observation, some household furniture
+ was sold for one thousand francs, (about 40l.) for which the owner had given seven
+ thousand francs, (280l.) only three weeks before. This was by no means a solitary
+ instance; indeed in most cases, the loss was much greater, and in many, houses full
+ of furniture were entirely deserted, and abandoned to pillage.</p>
+ <p>Sunday morning was ushered in by one of the most dreadful tempests I ever
+ remember. The crashing of thunder was followed by the roar of cannon, which was now
+ distinctly heard from the ramparts, and it is not possible to describe the fearful
+ effect of this apparent mockery of heaven. I never before felt so forcibly the
+ feebleness of man. The rain was tremendous&mdash;the sky looked like that in
+ Poussin's picture of the Deluge, and a heavy black cloud spread, like the wings of a
+ monstrous vulture, over Brussels. The wounded continued to arrive the whole of
+ Saturday night and Sunday morning, in a condition which defies description. They
+ appeared to have been dragged for miles through oceans of mud; their clothes were
+ torn, their caps and feathers cut to pieces, and their shoes and boots trodden off.
+ The accounts they brought were vague and disheartening&mdash;in fact, we could only
+ ascertain that the Duke of Wellington had late on Saturday taken up his position at
+ Waterloo, and that there he meant to wait the attack of the French. That this attack
+ had commenced we needed not to be informed, as the roar of the cannon became every
+ instant more distinct, till we even fancied that it shook the town. The wounded
+ represented the field of battle as a perfect quagmire, and their appearance <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page24" id="page24"></a>[pg 24]</span> testified the truth
+ of their assertions. About two o'clock a fresh alarm was excited by the horses, which
+ had been put in requisition to draw the baggage-wagons, being suddenly galloped
+ through the town. We fancied this a proof of defeat, but the fact was simply thus:
+ the peasants, from whom the horses had been taken, finding the drivers of the wagons
+ absent from their posts, seized the opportunity to cut the traces, and gallop off
+ with their cattle. As this explanation, however, was not given till the following
+ day, we thought that all was over; the few British adherents who had remained were in
+ despair, and tri-coloured cockades were suspended from every house. Even I, for the
+ first time, lost all courage, and my only consolation was the joy of Annette.
+ "England cannot be much injured by the loss of a Single battle," thought I; "and as
+ for me, it is of little consequence whether I am a prisoner on parole, or a mere
+ wanderer at pleasure. I may easily resign myself to my fate; but this poor girl would
+ break her heart if she lost her lover, for he is every thing to her." In this manner
+ I reasoned, but in spite of my affected philosophy, I could not divest myself of all
+ natural feeling; and when about six o'clock we heard that the French had given way,
+ and that the Prussians had eluded Grouch&egrave;, and were rapidly advancing to the
+ field, I quite forgot poor Annette, and thanked God with all my heart. At eight
+ o'clock there was no longer any doubt of our success, for a battalion of troops
+ marched into the town, and brought intelligence that the Duke of Wellington had
+ gained a complete victory, and that the French were flying, closely pursued by the
+ Prussians. Sunday night was employed in enthusiastic rejoicing. The tri-coloured
+ cockades had all disappeared, and the British colours were hoisted from every window.
+ The great bell of St. Gudule tolled, to announce the event to the surrounding
+ neighbourhood; and some of the English, who had only hidden themselves, ventured to
+ re-appear. The only alloy to the universal rapture which prevailed, was the number of
+ the wounded; the houses were insufficient to contain half; and the churches and
+ public buildings were littered down with straw for their reception. The body of the
+ Duke of Brunswick, who fell at Quatre Bras, was brought in on Saturday, and taken to
+ the quarters he had occupied near the Chateau de Lacken. I was powerfully affected
+ when I saw the corpse of one, whom I had so lately marked as blooming with youth and
+ health; but my eyes soon became accustomed to horrors. On Monday morning, June 19th,
+ I hastened to the field of battle: I was compelled to go through the forest de
+ Soign&ecirc;s, for the road was so completely choked up as to be
+ impassable.&mdash;The dead required no help; but thousands of wounded, who could not
+ help themselves, were in want of every thing; their features, swollen by the sun and
+ rain, looked livid and bloated. One poor fellow had a ghastly wound across his lower
+ lip, which gaped wide, and showed his teeth and gums, as though a second and
+ unnatural mouth had opened below his first. Another, quite blind from a gash across
+ his eyes, sat upright, gasping for breath, and murmuring, "De l'eau! de l'eau!" The
+ anxiety for water, was indeed most distressing. The German "Vaser! vaser!" and the
+ French "De l'eau! de l'eau!" still seem sounding in my ears. I am convinced that
+ hundreds must have perished from thirst alone, and they had no hope of assistance,
+ for even humane persons were afraid of approaching the scene of blood, lest they
+ should be taken in requisition to bury the dead; almost every person who came near,
+ being pressed into that most disgusting and painful service. This general burying was
+ truly horrible: large square holes were dug about six feet deep, and thirty or forty
+ fine young fellows stripped to their skins were thrown into each, pell mell, and then
+ covered over in so slovenly a manner, that sometimes a hand or foot peeped through
+ the earth. One of these holes was preparing as I passed, and the followers of the
+ army were stripping the bodies before throwing them into it, whilst some Russian Jews
+ were assisting in the spoilation of the dead, by chiseling out their teeth! an
+ operation which they performed with the most brutal indifference. The clinking
+ hammers of these wretches jarred horribly upon my ears, and mingled strangely with
+ the occasional report of pistols, which seemed echoing each other at stated
+ intervals, from different corners of the field. I could not divine the meaning of
+ these shots, till I was informed, that they proceeded from the Belgians, who were
+ killing the wounded horses. Hundreds of these fine creatures were, indeed, galloping
+ over the plain, kicking and plunging, apparently mad with pain, whilst the poor
+ wounded wretches who saw them coming, and could not get out of their way, shrieked in
+ agony, and tried to shrink back to escape from them, but in vain. Soon after, I saw
+ an immense horse (one of the Scotch Greys) dash towards a colonel of the Imperial
+ Guard, who had had his leg shattered; the horse was frightfully wounded, and part of
+ a <span class="pagenum"><a name="page25" id="page25"></a>[pg 25]</span> broken lance
+ still rankled in one of its wounds. It rushed snorting and plunging past the
+ Frenchman, and I shall never forget his piercing cry as it approached. I flew
+ instantly to the spot, but ere I reached it the man was dead; for, though I do not
+ think the horse had touched him, the terror he felt had been too much for his
+ exhausted frame. Sickened with the immense heaps of slain, which spread in all
+ directions as far as the eye could reach, I was preparing to return, when as I was
+ striding over the dead and dying, and meditating on the horrors of war, my attention
+ was attracted by a young Frenchman, who was lying on his back, apparently at the last
+ gasp. There was something in his countenance which interested me, and I fancied,
+ though I knew not when, or where, that I had seen him before. Some open letters were
+ lying around, and one was yet grasped in his hand as though he had been reading it to
+ the last moment. My eye fell upon the words "Mon cher fils," in a female hand, and I
+ felt interested for the fate of so affectionate a son. When I left home in the
+ morning, I had put a flask of brandy and some biscuit into my pocket, in the hope
+ that I might be useful to the wounded, but when I gazed on the countless multitude
+ which strewed the field, I felt discouraged from attempting to relieve them. Chance
+ had now directed my attention to one individual, and I was resolved to try to save
+ his life. His thigh was broken, and he was badly wounded on the left wrist, but the
+ vital parts were untouched, and his exhaustion seemed to arise principally from the
+ loss of blood. I poured a few drops of brandy into his mouth, and crumbling my
+ biscuit contrived to make him swallow a small particle. The effects of the dose were
+ soon visible; his eyes half opened, and a faint tinge of colour spread over his
+ cheek. I administered a little more, and it revived him so much that he tried to sit
+ upright. I raised him, and contriving to place him in such a manner, as to support
+ him against the dead body of a horse, I put the flask and biscuit by his side, and
+ departed in order to procure assistance to remove him. I recollected that a short
+ time before, I had seen a smoke issuing from a deep ditch, and that my olfactory
+ nerves had been saluted by a savoury smell as I passed. Guided by these indications,
+ I retraced my steps to the spot, and found some Scotch soldiers sheltered by a hedge,
+ very agreeably employed in cooking a quantity of beefsteaks over a wood tire, in a
+ French cuirass!! I was exceedingly diverted at this novel kind of frying-pan, which
+ served also as a dish; and after begging permission to dip a biscuit in their gravy
+ for the benefit of my patient, I told my tale, and was gratified by the eagerness
+ which they manifested to assist me; one ran to catch a horse with a soft Hussar
+ saddle, (there were hundreds galloping over the field,) and the rest went with me to
+ the youth, whom we found surprisingly recovered, though he was still unable to speak.
+ The horse was brought, and as we raised the young Frenchman to put him upon it, his
+ vest opened, and his <i>"livret"</i> fell out. This is a little book which every
+ French soldier is obliged to carry, and which contains an account of his name, age,
+ pay, accoutrements, and services. I picked it up, and offered it to my
+ patient&mdash;but the young man murmured the name of "Annette," and fainted.
+ "Annette!" the name thrilled through every nerve. I hastily opened the <i>livret,</i>
+ and found that it was indeed Louis Tissand whom I had saved! The rest is soon told.
+ Louis reached Brussels in safety, and even Madame's selfishness gave way to rapture
+ on recovering her son. As to Annette&mdash;but why perplex myself to describe her
+ feelings? If my readers have ever loved, they may conceive them. Louis soon
+ recovered; indeed with such a nurse he could not fail to get well. When I next
+ visited Brussels, I found Annette surrounded by three or tour smiling cherubs, to
+ whom I was presented as <i>le bon Anglais,</i> who preserved the life of their
+ papa.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>NOTES OF A READER</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>GERMAN SCHOOLS.</h3>
+ <p>A law respecting schools has existed, more or less, in the states of the south of
+ Germany, for above a century, but which has been greatly improved within the last
+ thirty years. By this law, parents are compelled to send their children to school,
+ from the age of six to fourteen years, where they must be taught reading, writing,
+ and arithmetic, but where they may acquire as much additional instruction in other
+ branches as their parents choose to pay for. To many of the schools of Bavaria large
+ gardens are attached, in which, the boys are taught the principal operations of
+ agriculture and gardening in their hours of play; and, in all the schools of the
+ three states, the girls, in addition to the same instruction as the boys, are taught
+ knitting, sewing, embroidery, &amp;c. It is the duty of the police and priest (which
+ may be considered equivalent to our parish vestries) of each commune or parish, to
+ see that the law is duly executed, <span class="pagenum"><a name="page26"
+ id="page26"></a>[pg 26]</span> the children sent regularly, and instructed duly. If
+ the parents are partially or wholly unable to pay for their children, the commune
+ makes up the deficiency. Religion is taught by the priest of the village or hamlet;
+ and where, as is frequently the case in Wurtemberg, there are two or three religions
+ in one parish, each child is taught by the priest of its parents; all of which
+ priests are, from their office, members of the committee or vestry of the commune.
+ The priest or priests of the parish have the regular inspection of the school-master,
+ and are required by the government to see that he does his duty, while each priest,
+ at the same time, sees that the children of his flock attend regularly. After the
+ child has been the appointed number of years at school, it receives from the
+ schoolmaster, and the priest of the religion to which it belongs, a certificate,
+ without which it cannot procure employment. To employ any, person under twenty-one,
+ without such a certificate, is illegal, and punished by a fixed fine, as is almost
+ every other offence in this part of Germany; and the fines are never remitted, which
+ makes punishment always certain. The schoolmaster is paid much in the same way as in
+ Scotland; by a house, a garden, and sometimes a field, and by a small salary from the
+ parish, and by fixed rates for the children.</p>
+ <p>A second law, which is coeval with the school law, renders it illegal for any
+ young man to marry before he is twenty-five, or any young woman before she is
+ eighteen; and a young man, at whatever age he wishes to marry, must show, to the
+ police and the priest of the commune where he resides, that he is able, and has the
+ prospect, to provide for a wife and family.&mdash;<i>London's Mag. Nat. Hist.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>EATING AND WRITING.</h3>
+ <p>Ovid, Horace, and Virgil all frequented the tables of the great; Cato warmed his
+ virtue with wine; Shakspeare kept up his <i>verve</i> with stolen venison; Steele and
+ Addison wrote their best papers over a bottle; Sir Walter Scott is famed for good
+ housekeeping; and I know authors who love to dine like lords. Even booksellers do
+ their spiriting more gently for good fare, and bid for an author the most spiritedly
+ after dinner.</p>
+ <p>There is not a more vulgar mistake than that of confounding good eating with
+ gluttony and excess. It is not because a man gets twenty or five-and-twenty guineas
+ per sheet for a dashing article, and has taste to expend his well-earned cash upon a
+ cook who knows how to dress a dinner, that he is necessarily to gorge himself like a
+ mastiff with sheep's paunch. On the contrary, if he means to preserve the powers of
+ his palate intact, he must "live cleanly as a nobleman should do." The fat-witted
+ people in the City are not nice in their eating, quantity being more closely
+ considered by them than quality. There is, I admit, something in the good man's
+ concluding conjecture, that "the sort of diet men observe influences their style." I
+ should know an "heavy-wet" man at the third line; and I can tell to a nicety when
+ Theodore Hook writes upon claret, and when he is inspired by the over-heating and
+ acrimonious stimulus of Max. Hayley obviously composed upon tea and bread and butter.
+ Dr. Philpots may be nosed a mile off for priestly port and the fat bulls of Basan;
+ and Southey's Quarterly articles are written on an empty stomach, and before his
+ crudities, like the breath of Sir Roger de Coverley's barber, have been "mollified by
+ a breakfast."&mdash;<i>New Monthly Mag.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SACRED POETRY.</h3>
+ <p>Songs and hymns, in honour of their Gods, are found among all people who have
+ either religion or verse. There is scarcely any pagan poetry, ancient or modern, in
+ which allusions to the national mythology are not so frequent as to constitute the
+ most copious materials, as well as the most brilliant embellishments. The poets of
+ Persia and Arabia, in like manner, have adorned their gorgeous strains with the
+ fables and morals of the Koran. The relics of Jewish song which we possess, with few
+ exceptions, are consecrated immediately to the glory of God, by whom, indeed, they
+ were inspired. The first Christians were wont to edify themselves in psalms and
+ hymns, and spiritual songs; and though we have no specimens of these left, except the
+ occasional doxologies ascribed to the redeemed in the Book of Revelation, it cannot
+ be doubted that they used not only the psalms of the Old Testament, literally, or
+ accommodated to the circumstances of a new and rising Church, but that they had
+ original lays of their own, in which they celebrated the praises of Christ, as the
+ Saviour of the world. In the middle ages, the Roman Catholic and Greek churches
+ statedly adopted singing as an essential part of public worship; but this, like the
+ reading of the Scriptures, was too frequently in an unknown tongue, by an affectation
+ of wisdom, to excite the veneration of ignorance, when the learned, in their
+ craftiness, taught that "Ignorance is the mother of devotion;" and Ignorance was very
+ willing to believe it. At the era of the Reformation, <span class="pagenum"><a
+ name="page27" id="page27"></a>[pg 27]</span> psalms and hymns, in the vernacular
+ tongue, were revived in Germany, England, and elsewhere, among the other means of
+ grace, of which Christendom had been for centuries
+ defrauded.&mdash;<i>Montgomery.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SUPERSTITION.</h3>
+ <p>Grievously are they mistaken who think that the revival of literature was the
+ death of superstition&mdash;that ghosts, demons, and exorcists retreated before the
+ march of intellect, and fled the British shore along with monks, saints, and masses.
+ Superstition, deadly superstition, may co-exist with much learning, with high
+ civilization, with any religion, or with utter irreligion. Canidia wrought her spells
+ in the Augustan age, and Chaldean fortune-tellers haunted Rome in the sceptical days
+ of Juvenal. Matthew Hopkins, the witch-finder, and Lilly, the astrologer, were
+ contemporaries of Selden, Harrington, and Milton. Perhaps there never was a more
+ superstitious period than that which produced Erasmus and Bacon.
+ <i>&mdash;Blackwood's Mag.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>"FELLOW" FEELING.</h3>
+ <p>A "certain exalted personage," as the newspapers would say, commanded the
+ attendance of a physician, who was only a Licentiate, and, thereby, struck
+ consternation throughout the whole body of "Fellows." The great men already in
+ attendance were dreadfully alarmed and confounded by this terrible subversion of
+ established College etiquette. "Sire!" said one of them, "we humbly acquaint your
+ Majesty, with all dutiful submission that as Dr.&mdash;&mdash; is not a Fellow, it is
+ contrary to rule and custom to meet him in attendance here."&mdash;"A Fellow?" asked
+ his Majesty; "what mean ye?" The learned physician explained. "Well, make him a
+ Fellow, then," was his Majesty's quick reply; and he was accordingly made one!</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CULTIVATION OF WASTE LANDS.</h3>
+ <p>No man at all acquainted with the principles of fertility and the present state of
+ British tillage, can for a moment doubt that a very large quantity of waste land is
+ scattered over the different districts of this country, which is not only susceptible
+ of improvement, but which would yield an ample return for any amount of labour which
+ could, for centuries to come, be spared from the cultivation of our own land. To be
+ fully convinced of this fact, no man need do more than ride twenty miles in any
+ direction from the metropolis. Let him select whatever road he may choose for his
+ excursion, and he will find tracts of land, forming in the aggregate a very
+ considerable quantity, which at this moment remain in the hands of nature&mdash;which
+ man has never made the slightest effort to reclaim. Even the hebdomadal excursions of
+ the citizen will conduct him over or near many such scenes. What Gilpin, living
+ within the sound of Bow-bells, does not know Epping and Hainault Forests, Hounslow,
+ Putney, and Black Heaths, Brook Green, Turnham Green, Wandsworth, Esher, Sydenham,
+ Hays, and various other Commons? Within a circle of twenty miles around the largest
+ and most opulent city in the world, we thus discover a large quantity of land, which
+ cultivation would render highly productive, but which, in its present state of waste,
+ is of little or no value to the public. And this land, situated in the very outskirts
+ of the metropolis, continues to be utterly neglected, if not entirely overlooked, at
+ a moment when the whole kingdom resounds with the groans of those who argue that the
+ population of this country has outrun the means of subsisting them. As the traveller
+ advances in his journey from the metropolis, the waste becomes more extensive, if not
+ more numerous. The English wastes, which amount to about five millions of acres, are
+ more valuable than those of Ireland; and these again are more improvable than, the
+ Scotish wastes.&mdash;<i>Quarterly Rev.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CHINESE NOVELS.</h3>
+ <p>The character of the Chinese novels is the same with that of the better parts of
+ <i>Don Quixote, Gil Blas, Tom Jones</i>, and <i>Cecilia</i>. Their authors address
+ themselves to the reason rather than the imagination of their readers. The other
+ Asiatic nations, led away by a passion for the marvellous, have often disfigured the
+ most respectable traditions, and converted history itself into romance. The Chinese,
+ on the other hand, may be said to have given their romances the truth of
+ history.&mdash;<i>N. American Review.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>The Canadian Indian females are described as passionately fond of their children,
+ as submissive slaves, and at the same time affectionately attached to their husbands.
+ This they evince by <i>self-immolation</i>, after the manner of eastern wives. Among
+ the few poisonous plants of Canada, is a shrub, which yields a wholesome fruit, but
+ contains in its roots a deadly juice, which the widow, who wishes not to survive her
+ husband, drinks. An eye-witness describes its effects; the woman having resolved to
+ die, chanted her death song and funeral service; she then drank off the poisonous
+ juice, was seized with shivering and convulsions, <span class="pagenum"><a
+ name="page28" id="page28"></a>[pg 28]</span> and expired in a few minutes on the body
+ of her husband.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>TWENTY-EIGHT AND TWENTY-NINE.</h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Rien n'est chang&eacute;, mes amis!"<a id="footnotetag2"
+ name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a></p>
+ <p class="i10">CHARLES DIX.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>I heard a sick man's dying sigh,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And an infant's idle laughter;</p>
+ <p>The old Year went with mourning by,</p>
+ <p class="i2">The new came dancing after;</p>
+ <p>Let Sorrow shed her lonely tear,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Let Revelry hold her ladle;</p>
+ <p>Bring boughs of cypress for the biel.</p>
+ <p class="i2">Fling roses on the cradle;</p>
+ <p>Mates to wait on the funeral state!</p>
+ <p class="i2">Pages to pour the wine!</p>
+ <p>And a requiem for Twenty-eight,&mdash;</p>
+ <p class="i2">And a health to Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Alas! for human happiness,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Alas! for human sorrow;</p>
+ <p>Our Yesterday is nothingness,</p>
+ <p class="i2">What else will be our Morrow?</p>
+ <p>Still Beauty must be stealing hearts,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Knavery stealing purses;</p>
+ <p>Still Cooks must live by making tarts,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Wits by making verses;</p>
+ <p>While Sages prate and Courts debate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">The same Stars set and shine;</p>
+ <p>And the World, as it roll'd through Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Must roll through Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Some King will come, in Heaven's good time,</p>
+ <p class="i2">To the tomb his Father came to;</p>
+ <p>Some Thief will wade through blood and crime</p>
+ <p class="i2">To a crown he has no claim to;</p>
+ <p>Some Suffering Land will rend in twain</p>
+ <p class="i2">The manacles that bound her,</p>
+ <p>And gather the links of the broken chain</p>
+ <p class="i2">To fasten them proudly round her;</p>
+ <p>The grand and great will love, and hate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And combat, and combine;</p>
+ <p>And much where we were in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">We shall be in Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>O'Connell will toil to raise the Rent,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Kenyon to sink the Nation;</p>
+ <p>And Sheil will abuse the Parliament,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Peel the Association;</p>
+ <p>And the thought of bayonets and swords</p>
+ <p class="i2">Will make ex-Chancellors merry&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And jokes will be cut in the House of Lords,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And throats in the County Kerry;</p>
+ <p>And writers of weight will speculate</p>
+ <p class="i2">On the Cabinet's design&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And just what it did in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">It will do in Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Mathews will be extremely gay,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Hook extremely dirty;</p>
+ <p>And brick and mortar still will say</p>
+ <p class="i2">"Try Warren, No. 30;"</p>
+ <p>And "General Sauce" will have its puff,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And so will General Jackson&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And peasants will drink up heavy stuff,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Which they pay a heavy tax on;</p>
+ <p>And long and late, at many a f&ecirc;te,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Gooseberry champagne will shine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And as old as it was in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">It will be in Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>And the Goddess of Love will keep her smiles;</p>
+ <p class="i2">And the God of Cups his orgies;</p>
+ <p>And there'll be riots in St. Giles,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And weddings in St. George's;</p>
+ <p>And Mendicants will sup like Kings,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Lords will swear like Lacqueys&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And black eyes oft will lead to rings,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And rings will lead to black eyes;</p>
+ <p>And pretty Kate will scold her mate.</p>
+ <p class="i2">In a dialect all divine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>Alas! they married in Twenty-eight,&mdash;</p>
+ <p class="i2">They will part in Twenty-nine!</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>John Thomas Mugg, on a lonely hill,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Will do a deed of mystery&mdash;</p>
+ <p>The Morning Chronicle will fill</p>
+ <p class="i2">Five columns with the history;</p>
+ <p>The Jury will be all surprise,</p>
+ <p class="i2">The Prisoner quite collected&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And Justice Park will wipe his eyes,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And be very much affected;</p>
+ <p>And folks will relate poor Corder's fate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">As they hurry home to dine,</p>
+ <p>Comparing the hangings of Twenty-eight</p>
+ <p class="i2">With the hangings of Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>A Curate will go from the house of prayer</p>
+ <p class="i2">To wrong his worthy neighbour,</p>
+ <p>By dint of quoting the texts of Blair,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And singing the songs of Weber;</p>
+ <p>Sir Harry will leave the Craven hounds,</p>
+ <p class="i2">To trace the guilty parties&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And ask of the Court five thousand pounds,</p>
+ <p class="i2">To prove how rack'd his heart is:</p>
+ <p>An Advocate will execrate</p>
+ <p class="i2">The spoiler of Hymen's shrine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And the speech that did for Twenty-eight</p>
+ <p class="i2">Will do for Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>My Uncle will swathe his gouty limbs,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And tell of his oils and blubbers;</p>
+ <p>My Aunt, Miss Dobbs, will play longer hymns,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And rather longer rubbers;</p>
+ <p>My Cousin in Parliament will prove</p>
+ <p class="i2">How utterly ruin'd trade is&mdash;</p>
+ <p>My Brother at Eton will fall in love</p>
+ <p class="i2">With half a hundred ladies;</p>
+ <p>My Patron will sate his pride from plate.</p>
+ <p class="i2">And his thirst from Bordeaux vine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>His nose was red in Twenty-eight,&mdash;</p>
+ <p class="i2">'Twill be redder in Twenty-nine!</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>And oh! I shall find, how, day by day.</p>
+ <p class="i2">All thoughts and things look older&mdash;</p>
+ <p>How the laugh of Pleasure grows less gay,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And the heart of Friendship colder;</p>
+ <p>But still I shall be what I have been,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Sworn foe to Lady Reason,</p>
+ <p>And seldom troubled with the spleen,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And fond of talking treason;</p>
+ <p>I shall buckle my skait, and leap my gate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And throw, and write, my line&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And the woman I worshipped in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">I shall worship in Twenty-nine!</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p><i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>MORAL EFFECT OF ROME UPON THE TRAVELLER.</h3>
+ <p>Those only who have lived in Rome can duly estimate the potent and lasting
+ impression produced upon the mind of a thinking man, by a residence in this capital
+ of the ancient world. The daily contemplation of so many classical and noble objects
+ elevates and purifies the soul, and has a powerful tendency to allay the
+ inconsiderate fervours and impetuosities of youth, to mature, and consolidate the
+ character. I am already so altered, and, <span class="pagenum"><a name="page29"
+ id="page29"></a>[pg 29]</span> I have the vanity to think, so improved a man since my
+ arrival here, that there are times when I almost doubt my own identity, and imagine
+ that, by some preternatural agency, I have been born over again, and have had new
+ blood and new vitality infused into my frame.</p>
+ <p>The gratifications of a residence in Rome are inexhaustible. At every turn I
+ discover some new evidence of the power and magnificence of her ancient inhabitants,
+ and vivid sensations of delight and awe rapidly succeed each other. This venerable
+ metropolis is the tomb and monument, not of princes, but of nations; it illustrates
+ the progressive stages of human society, and all other cities appear modern and
+ unfinished in comparison.</p>
+ <p>Exploring this forenoon the vicinity of Monte Palatino, I discovered in an obscure
+ corner, near the temple of Romulus, the time-hallowed spring of Juturna, rising with
+ crystal clearness near the Cloaca maxima, into which it flows unvalued and forgotten.
+ I refreshed myself in the mid-day heat by drinking its pure lymph from the hollow of
+ my hand, and gazed with long and insatiable delight upon the memorable fountain. This
+ sacred spot is surrounded and obscured by contiguous buildings, and the walls are
+ luxuriantly fringed and mantled with mosses, lichens, and broad leaved ivy. The proud
+ aqueducts of the expanding city diminish the value and importance of this spring, but
+ it was unquestionably the ruling motive which determined Romulus, or possibly an
+ earlier colony of Greeks, to take root here, as within the wide compass of the Roman
+ walls there is no other source of pure water.&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SONG, BY T. CAMPBELL</h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>When Love came first to Earth, the SPRING</p>
+ <p class="i2">Spread rose-buds to receive him.</p>
+ <p>And back he vow'd his flight he'd wing</p>
+ <p class="i2">To Heaven, if she should leave him.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>But SPRING departing, saw his faith</p>
+ <p class="i2">Pledg'd to the next new comer&mdash;</p>
+ <p>He revell'd in the warmer breath</p>
+ <p class="i2">And richer bowers of SUMMER.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Then sportive AUTUMN claim'd by rights</p>
+ <p class="i2">An Archer for her lover,</p>
+ <p>And even in WINTER'S dark, cold nights</p>
+ <p class="i2">A charm he could discover.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Her routs and balls, and fireside joy,</p>
+ <p class="i2">For this time were his reasons&mdash;</p>
+ <p>In short, Young Love's a gallant boy,</p>
+ <p class="i2">That likes all times and seasons.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p><i>New Monthly Magazine.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.</h3>
+ <p>College! how different from school! Never believe a great, broad-faced,
+ beetle-browed Spoon, when he tells you, with a sigh that would upset a schooner, that
+ the happiest days of a man's life are those he spends at school. Does he forget the
+ small bed-room occupied by eighteen boys, the pump you had to run to on Sunday
+ mornings, when decency and the usher commanded you to wash? Is he oblivious of the
+ blue chalk and water they flooded your bowels with at breakfast, and called it milk?
+ Has he lost the remembrance of the Yorkshire pudding, vulgarly called choke-dog, of
+ which you were obliged to eat a pound before you were allowed a slice of beef, and of
+ which, if you swallowed half that quantity, you thought cooks and oxen mere works of
+ supererogation, and totally useless on the face of the earth? Has the fool lost all
+ recollection of the prayers in yon cold, wet, clay-floored cellar, proudly
+ denominated the chapel? has he forgot the cuffs from the senior boys, the pinches
+ from the second master? and, <i>in fine</i>, has he forgot the press at the end of
+ the school-room, where a cart-load of birch was deposited at the beginning of every
+ half year, and not a twig left to tickle a mouse with, long before the end of it? He
+ talks of freedom from care&mdash;what a negative kind of happiness! Let him cut off
+ his hand, he will never hurt his nails. Let him enclose an order for all his money
+ even unto us, and no more will he be troubled with cares about the Stocks&mdash;no
+ more will he be teased with calculations on the price of grain. All that raving about
+ school-boys is perfect nonsense&mdash;it is the most miserable period of a human
+ being's life. Poor, shivering, trembling, kicked, buffetted, thumped, and starved
+ little mortals! We never see a large school but we feel inclined to shoot them all,
+ masters, ushers, and door-keepers included, merely to put them out of pain.</p>
+ <p>But at College, how different!&mdash;<i>There</i>, a man begins to feel that it is
+ a matter of total indifference to him whether he sit on a hard wooden bench, or a
+ soft stuffed chair; <i>there</i>, the short coat is discarded, and he stalks about
+ with the air of a three-tailed bashaw, as his own two, generally, at first, are
+ prolonged a little below the knee; <i>there</i>, his penny tart, which he bought on
+ Saturdays at the door of the school, is exchanged for a dessert from Golding's; his
+ beer, which he occasionally imbibed at the little pot-house, two miles beyond the
+ school bounds, is exchanged for his wine from Butler's.&mdash;Books from Talboy's,
+ the most enterprising of bibliopoles, supply the place of the tattered Dictionary he
+ brought to the University, which, after being stolen when new, and passing, by the
+ same process, through twenty hands, is at last, when fluttering in its last leaves,
+ restolen by the original proprietor, who fancies he has made a very profitable
+ "nibble." <span class="pagenum"><a name="page30" id="page30"></a>[pg 30]</span> The
+ trot he used to enjoy by stealth on the butcher's broken-kneed pony, is succeeded now
+ by a gallop on a steed of Quartermain's; and he is delighted to find that horse and
+ owner strive which shall be the softest-mouthed and gentlest charger. The dandy mare,
+ we suppose, has many long years ago made fat the great-grandfathers of the present
+ race of dogs; and old Scroggins, we imagine, has been trod to pieces in boots and
+ shoes, the very memory of which departed long, long before they were paid for. Of old
+ Scroggins&mdash;as Dr. Johnson says&mdash;and of his virtues, let us indulge ourself
+ in the recollection. Though not formed in the finest mould, or endowed with the
+ extremity of swiftness, his pace was sure and steady&mdash;equal to Hannibal in
+ endurance of fatigue; and, like that celebrated commander, his aspect was rendered
+ peculiarly fierce and striking by a blemish in his eye; not ignorant of the way to
+ Woodstock was the wall-eyed veteran; not unacquainted with the covers at Ditchley;
+ not unaccustomed to the walls at Hethrop: but Dandy and Scroggins have padded the
+ hoof from this terrestrial and unstable world&mdash;peace to their
+ manes!&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i></p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h4><i>Friction of Screws and Screw-presses.</i></h4>
+ <p>An examination of the friction in screws having their threads of various forms,
+ has led M. Poncelet to this very important conclusion, namely, that the friction in
+ screws with square threads is to that of equal screws with triangular threads, as
+ 2.90 to 4.78, proving a very important advantage of the former over the latter,
+ relative to the loss of power incurred in both by friction.&mdash;<i>Brande's
+ Journal.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Fulminating Powder.</i></h4>
+ <p>According to M. Landgerbe, a mixture of two parts nitre, two parts neutral
+ carbonate of potash, one part of sulphur, and six parts of common salt, all finely
+ pulverized, makes a very powerful fulminating powder. M. Landgerbe adopts the
+ extraordinary error of supposing that these preparations act with more force
+ downwards than in any other direction.&mdash;<i>Bull. Univ.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Aurora Borealis.</i></h4>
+ <p>An aurora borealis was seen from North End, Hampstead, near London, from about
+ seven o'clock until eleven, on the evening of Dec. 1. It generally appeared as a
+ light resembling twilight, but shifting about both to the east and the west of north,
+ and occasionally forming streams which continued for several minutes, and extended
+ from 30 to 40 degrees high. The light on the horizon was not more than 12 or 15
+ degrees in height.&mdash;<i>Brande's Journal.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Paper Linen.</i></h4>
+ <p>According to the Paris papers, a new invention, called <i>papier linge</i>, has
+ lately attracted much attention. It consists of a paper made closely to resemble
+ damask and other linen, not only to the eye, but even to the touch. The articles are
+ used for every purpose to which linen is applicable, except those requiring much
+ strength and durability. The price is low, a napkin costs only five or six centimes
+ (about a halfpenny), and when dirty, they are taken back at half-price. A good sized
+ table-cloth sells for a franc, and a roll of paper with one or two colours for
+ papering rooms or for bed curtains, may be had for the same price.</p>
+ <h4><i>Maturation of Wine.</i></h4>
+ <p>M. de St. Vincent, of Havre, states, from his own experience of long continuance,
+ that when bottles containing wine are closed by tying a piece of parchment or bladder
+ over their mouths, instead of using corks in the ordinary manner, the wine acquires,
+ in a few weeks only, those qualities which is only given by age in the ordinary way
+ after many years.&mdash;<i>Nouveau Jour, de Paris.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Indications of Wholesomeness in Mushrooms.</i></h4>
+ <p>Whenever a fungus is pleasant in flavour and odour, it may be considered
+ wholesome; if, on the contrary, it have an offensive smell, a bitter, astringent, or
+ styptic taste, or even if it leave an unpleasant flavour in the mouth, it should not
+ be considered fit for food. The colour, figure, and texture of these vegetables do
+ not afford any characters on which we can safely rely; yet it may be remarked, that
+ in colour, the pure yellow, gold colour, bluish pale, dark or lustre brown, wine red,
+ or the violet, belong to many that are esculent; whilst the pale or sulphur yellow,
+ bright or blood red, and the greenish, belong to few but the poisonous. The safe
+ kinds have most frequently a compact, brittle texture; the flesh is white; they grow
+ more readily in open places, such as dry pastures and waste lands, than in places
+ humid or shaded by wood. In general, those should be suspected which grow in caverns
+ and subterranean passages, on animal matter undergoing putrefaction, as well as those
+ whose flesh is soft or watery.&mdash;<i>Brande's Journal.</i></p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page31" id="page31"></a>[pg 31]</span>
+ <h4><i>Zoological Society.</i></h4>
+ <p>Dr. Brookes, in his address to the recent anniversary meeting of the Zoological
+ Society, stated that the <i>Museum</i> already contains 600 species of mammalia,
+ 4,000 birds, 1,000 reptiles and fishes, 1,000 testacea and Crustacea, and 30,000
+ insects. During the last seven months, the <i>Gardens</i> and Museum have been
+ visited by upwards of 30,000 persons. The vivarium contains upwards of 430 living
+ quadrupeds and birds. The expenses of the past year have been 10,000<i>l</i>., partly
+ contributed by the admission of the public, and still more largely by the members of
+ the Society, who already exceed 1,200 in number. These are gratifying facts to every
+ lover of natural history, as they serve to indicate the progress of <i>zoology</i> in
+ this country&mdash;a study which it has ever been our aim to identify with the pages
+ of the MIRROR.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>ENGLISH ROADS.</h3>
+ <p>The roads of England are the marvel of the world. The improvements which have been
+ effected during a century would be almost miraculous, did we not consider that they
+ had been produced by the spirit and intelligence of the people, and were in no degree
+ dependant upon the apathy or caprice of the ruling power. The first turnpike-road was
+ established by an act of the 3rd Charles II. The mob pulled down the gates; and the
+ new principle was supported at the point of the bayonet. But long after that period
+ travelling was difficult and dangerous. In December, 1703, Charles III. king of
+ Spain, slept at Petworth on his way from Portsmouth to Windsor, and Prince George of
+ Denmark went to meet him there by desire of the queen. In the relation of the journey
+ given by one of the prince's attendants, he states, "We set out at six in the
+ morning, by torchlight, to go to Petworth, and did not get out of the coaches (save
+ only when we were overturned or stuck fast in the mire) till we arrived at our
+ journey's end. 'Twas a hard service for the prince to sit fourteen hours in the coach
+ that day without eating any thing, and passing through the worst ways I ever saw in
+ my life. We were thrown but once indeed in going, but our coach, which was the
+ leading one, and his highnesses body coach, would have suffered very much, if the
+ nimble boors of Sussex had not frequently poised it, or it with their shoulders, from
+ Godalming almost to Petworth; and the nearer we approached the duke's house, the more
+ inaccessible* it seemed to be. The last nine miles of the way cost us six hours' time
+ to conquer them; and, indeed, we had never done it, if our good master had not
+ several times lent us a pair of horses out of his own coach, whereby we were enabled
+ to trace out the way for him." Afterwards, writing of his departure on the following
+ day from Petworth to Guildford, and thence to Windsor, he says, "I saw him (the
+ prince) no more, till I found him at supper at Windsor; for there we were overturned,
+ (as we had been once before the same morning,) and broke our coach; my Lord Delaware
+ had the same fate, and so had several others."&mdash;Vide Annals of Queen Anne, vol.
+ ii. Appendix, No. 3.</p>
+ <p>In the time of Charles, (surnamed the Proud,) Duke of Somerset, who died in 1748,
+ the roads in Sussex were in so bad a state, that, in order to arrive at Guildford
+ from Petworth, travellers were obliged to make from the nearest point of the great
+ road leading from Portsmouth to London. This was a work of so much difficulty, as to
+ occupy the whole day; and the duke had a house at Guildford which was regularly used
+ as a resting-place for the night by any of his family travelling to London. A
+ manuscript letter from a servant of the duke, dated from London, and addressed to
+ another at Petworth, acquaints the latter that his grace intended to go from London
+ thither on a certain day, and directs that "the keepers and persons who knew the
+ holes and the sloughs must come to meet his grace with lanterns and long poles to
+ help him on his way."</p>
+ <p>The late Marquess of Buckingham built an inn at Missenden, about forty miles from
+ London, as the state of the roads compelled him to sleep there on the way to
+ Stow&mdash;a journey which is at present performed between breakfast and dinner.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>THE GATHERER.</h2>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.</p>
+ <p class="i10">SHAKSPEARE.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <p>Sir Joseph Banks used to tell a story of his being at Otaheite with Capt. Cook,
+ when it was accidentally discovered to be the king's birth-day, on which it was
+ suddenly agreed to have a jollification; every soul on board got fuddled, except
+ three men who were on duty. The next day they came on deck, and begged to speak to
+ the captain. "Well," said the captain, "what have you got to say?"&mdash; "Please
+ your honour, you were all drunk yesterday, all except we three; will your honour be
+ pleased to allow us to get drunk to-day?" Sir Joseph, who was standing <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page32" id="page32"></a>[pg 32]</span> by, was so tickled
+ with the oddity of the request, that he begged they might be indulged, and that he
+ would subscribe two bottles of rum and two bottles of brandy. The boon was granted,
+ and in less than three hours, these messmates balanced accounts, being as drunk as
+ their hearts could wish.&mdash;<i>Mr Wadd.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>MADEMOISELLE MARS.</h3>
+ <p>Some time after Napoleon's return to Paris, in 1815, as he was passing the troops
+ in review at the Place Carousel, he happened to see the celebrated Mademoiselle Mars,
+ stationed among the troops, in order to view the imposing military spectacle. The
+ emperor, approaching the spot, and addressing her, said, "What do you do here,
+ Mademoiselle? this is no place for you."&mdash;"Sire," answered the witty and
+ animated daughter of Thalia, "I come to behold a real hero; I am tired of seeing mock
+ ones upon the stage."</p>
+ <p>INA.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>Some years ago the following inscription, engraved on the fragment of a stone, was
+ discovered amongst the relics of an antiquarian, and was considered by him as a great
+ curiosity, and enhanced in value by its translation having puzzled the best scholars
+ of the age:&mdash;</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i10">BENE.</p>
+ <p class="i4">A.T.H. T.H. I.S.S.T.</p>
+ <p class="i8">ONERE. POS. ET</p>
+ <p class="i4">H. CLAUD. COSTER. TRIP</p>
+ <p class="i16">E. SELLERO</p>
+ <p class="i18">F. IMP</p>
+ <p class="i8">IN. GT. ONAS. DO</p>
+ <p class="i10">TH. HI</p>
+ <p class="i18">S. C.</p>
+ <p class="i16">ON. SOR.</p>
+ <p class="i10">T. I. A. N. E.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>Some supposed it to refer to the Emperor Claudian, till a lad one day spelt it
+ out: "Beneath this stone reposeth Claud Coster, tripe-seller, of Impington, as doth
+ his consort Jane." R. B.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>DRINKING.</h3>
+ <p>Captain John Graunt, in his Observations on the Bills of Mortality, says, that of
+ 229,250 persons, who died in twenty years, only <i>two</i> are put to the account of
+ <i>excessive drinking</i>. But, perhaps, if the matter were truly stated, a great
+ many of the dropsies, apoplexies, and palsies ought to have been placed under that
+ head. It is not impossible that those who had the charge of rendering these accounts,
+ might have entertained the opinion of old Dick Baldwyn, who stoutly maintained that
+ no man ever died of drinking. "Some puny things," said he, "have died learning to
+ drink, but no man ever died of drinking!" Now, this was no mean authority; for he
+ spoke from great practical experience, and was moreover many years treasurer of St.
+ Bartholomew's Hospital.&mdash;<i>Mr. Wadd&mdash;in Brande's Journal.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>The "Sunday Times" of the 28th ult. has the following paragraph
+ inserted:&mdash;</p>
+ <h4><i>Typographical Errors.</i></h4>
+ <p>The New Times speaks (some time ago) of a "Party given by the Duke of
+ <i>Pork</i>!" Another paper, of "Proceedings in the Court of Common <i>Fleas</i>!"
+ and the <i>Morning Chronicle</i> of Tuesday last speaks of "an atrocious
+ <i>Bobbery</i>!" The cream of this criticism on others is, that the very same paper
+ has the following paragraph:&mdash;"<i>Fleet Prison, Dec. 26th.</i> Died last night,
+ about 12 o'clock, the Rev. Mr. Chaundy, in the meridian of life. This makes the ninth
+ death which has happened in the Fleet since the 29th of April last. The free use of
+ spirituous liquors is the cause of so much MORALITY in the prison."</p>
+ <p>BONAS.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>A "MELTING SUBJECT."</h3>
+ <p>M. Tissot, a celebrated French physician, who was the intimate friend of
+ Zimmerman, relates the case of a literary gentleman, who would never venture near a
+ fire, from imagining himself to be made of butter, and being fearful he should
+ melt.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"There are whom heaven has bless'd with store of wit,</p>
+ <p>Yet want as much again to manage it."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h4>LIMBIRD'S EDITION OF THE</h4>
+ <h4><i>Following Novels are already Published:</i></h4>
+ <br />
+ <br />
+
+ <table width="100%" summary="Title, Prices">
+ <thead>
+ <tr>
+ <th>&nbsp;</th>
+ <th><i>s.</i></th>
+ <th><i>d.</i></th>
+ </tr>
+ </thead>
+ <tbody>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Mackenzie's Man of Feeling ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Paul and Virginia ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Castle of Otranto ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Alaeoran and Hamet ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Elizabeth, or the Exiles of Siberia ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Castles of Athlin and Dunbayna ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Rasselas ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Old English Baron ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Nature and Art ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>10</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Sicilian Romance ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Man of the World ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>A Simple Story ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>4</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Joseph Andrews ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Humphry Clinker ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Romance of the Forest ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Italian ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Zeluco, by Dr. Moore ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Edward, by Dr. Moore ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Roderick Random ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Mysteries of Udolpho ...</td>
+ <td>3</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ </tbody>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a><b>Footnote 1</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>Letter-press to Jones's "Metropolitan
+ Improvements."
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a><b>Footnote 2</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a> I have taken these words for my motto, because
+ they <i>enable</i> me to tell a story. When the present King of France received his
+ first address on the return from the emigration, his answer was, "Rien n'est
+ chang&eacute;, mes amis; il n'y a qu'un Fran&ccedil;ais de plus." When the Giraffe
+ arrived in the Jardin des Plantes, the Parisians had a caricature, in which the
+ ass, and the hog, and the monkey were presenting an address to the stranger, while
+ the elephant and the lion stalked angrily away. Of course, the portraits were
+ recognisable&mdash;and the animal was responding graciously, "Rien n'est
+ chang&eacute;, mes amis: il n'y a qu'un b&ecirc;te de plus!"
+ </blockquote>
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+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction, No. 351
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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 13, No. 351.] SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1829. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+[Illustration: Macclesfield Bridge, Regent's Park.]
+
+
+
+MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE.
+
+
+This picturesque structure crosses the Canal towards the Northern verge
+of the Regent's Park; and nearly opposite to it is a road leading to
+Primrose Hill, as celebrated in the annals of Cockayne as was the
+Palatino among the ancient Romans.
+
+The bridge was built from the designs of Mr. Morgan, and its
+construction is considered to be "appropriate and architectural." Its
+piers are formed by cast-iron columns, of the Grecian Doric order, from
+which spring the arches, covering the towing-path, the canal itself, and
+the southern bank. The _abacus_, or top of the columns, the mouldings or
+ornaments of the capitals, and the frieze, are in exceeding good taste,
+as are the ample shafts. The supporters of the roadway, likewise,
+correspond with the order; although, says Mr. Elmes, the architect,
+"fastidious critics may object to the dignity of the pure ancient Doric
+being violated by degrading it into supporters of modern arches." The
+centre arch is appropriated to the canal and the towing-path, and the
+two external arches to foot-passengers, and as communications to the
+road above them. Mr. Elmes[1] sums up the merits of the bridge as
+follows:--"It has a beautiful and light appearance, and is an
+improvement in execution upon a design of Perronet's for an
+_architectural_ bridge, that is, a bridge of _orders_. The columns are
+well proportioned, and suitably robust, carrying solidity, grace, and
+beauty in every part; from the massy grandeur of the abacus, to the
+graceful revolving of the beautiful echinus, and to the majestic
+simplicity of the slightly indented flutings." He then suggests certain
+improvements in the design, which would have made the bridge
+"unexceptionably the most novel and the most tasteful in the metropolis.
+Even as it is, it is scarcely surpassed for lightness, elegance, and
+originality by any in Europe. It is of the same family with the
+beautiful little bridge in Hyde Park, between the new entrance and the
+barracks."
+
+We are happy to quote the above praise on the construction of
+_Macclesfield Bridge_, inasmuch as a critical notice of many of the
+structures in the Regent's Park would subject them to much severe and
+merited censure. The forms of bridges admit, perhaps, of more display of
+taste than any other species of ornamental architecture, and of a
+greater means of contributing to the picturesque beauty of the
+surrounding scenery.
+
+
+ [1] Letter-press to Jones's "Metropolitan Improvements."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+TRIBUTES TO THE DEAD, &c.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ "When our friends we lose,
+ Our alter'd feelings alter too our views;
+ What in their tempers, teazed or distress'd,
+ Is with our anger, and the dead at rest;
+ And must we grieve, no longer trial made,
+ For that impatience which we then display'd?
+ Now to their love and worth of every kind,
+ A soft compunction turns the afflicted mind;
+ Virtues neglected then, adored become,
+ And graces slighted, blossom on the tomb."
+
+CRABBE.
+
+
+"It was the early wish of Pope," says Dr. Knox, "that when he died, not
+a stone might tell where he lay. It is a wish that will commonly be
+granted with reluctance. The affection of those whom we leave behind us
+is at a loss for methods to display its wonted solicitude, and seeks
+consolation under sorrow, in doing honour to all that remains. It is
+natural that filial piety, parental tenderness, and conjugal love,
+should mark, with some fond memorial, the clay-cold spot where the form,
+still fostered in the bosom, moulders away. And did affection go no
+farther, who could censure? But, in recording the virtues of the
+departed, either zeal or vanity leads to an excess perfectly ludicrous.
+A marble monument, with an inscription palpably false and ridiculously
+pompous, is far more offensive to true taste, than the wooden memorial
+of the rustic, sculptured with painted bones, and decked out with
+death's head in all the colours of the rainbow. There is an elegance and
+a classical simplicity in the turf-clad heap of mould which covers the
+poor man's grave, though it has nothing to defend it from the insults of
+the proud but a bramble. The primrose that grows upon it is a better
+ornament than the gilded lies on the oppressor's tombstone."
+
+The Greeks had a custom of bedecking tombs with herbs and flowers, among
+which parsley was chiefly in use, as appears from Plutarch's story of
+Timoleon, who, marching up an ascent, from the top of which he might
+take a view of the army and strength of the Carthaginians, was met by a
+company of mules laden with parsley, which his soldiers conceived to be
+a very ill boding and fatal occurrence, that being the very herb
+wherewith they adorned the sepulchres of the dead. This custom gave
+birth to that despairing proverb, when we pronounce of one dangerously
+sick, that he has need of nothing but parsley; which is in effect to
+say, he's a dead man, and ready for the grave. All sorts of purple and
+white flowers were acceptable to the dead; as the amaranthus, which was
+first used by the Thessalians to adorn Achilles's grave. The rose, too,
+was very grateful; nor was the use of myrtle less common. In short,
+graves were bedecked with garlands of all sorts of flowers, as appears
+from Agamemnon's daughter in Sophocles:--
+
+
+ "No sooner came I to my father's tomb,
+ But milk fresh pour'd in copious streams did flow,
+ And _flowers_ of ev'ry sort around were strow'd."
+
+
+Several other tributes were frequently laid upon graves, as ribands;
+whence it is said that Epaminondas's soldiers being disanimated at
+seeing the riband that hung upon his spear carried by the wind to a
+certain Lacedæmonian sepulchre, he bid them take courage, for that it
+portended destruction to the Lacedæmons, it being customary to deck the
+sepulchres of their dead with ribands. Another thing dedicated to the
+dead was their hair. Electra, in Sophocles, says, that Agamemnon had
+commanded her and Chrysosthemis to pay this honour:--
+
+
+ "With drink-off'rings and _locks of hair_ we must,
+ According to his will, his _tomb_ adorn."
+
+
+It was likewise customary to perfume the grave-stones with sweet
+ointments, &c.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SONG.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ I've roam'd the thorny path of life,
+ And search'd abroad to find.
+ Amid the blooming flowers so rife,
+ That germ called peace of mind.
+ At length a lovely lily caught
+ My anxious, longing view,
+ With all the sweets of "Heartsease" fraught,
+ That fragrant flower was YOU.
+
+ Thy smile to me is Heaven divine,
+ Thy voice the soul of Love--
+ In pity, then, sweet maid, be mine,
+ My "heartsease" flow'ret prove.
+ Nor wealth nor power would I attain,
+ Though uncontrolled and free--
+ All other joys to me are pain,
+ When sever'd, love, from THEE.
+
+
+ELFORD.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CHARLES BRANDON, AFTERWARDS DUKE OF SUFFOLK.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+An event in the life of this nobleman gave Otway the plot for his
+celebrated tragedy of "The Orphan," though he laid the scene of his play
+in Bohemia. It is recorded in the "English Adventures," a very scarce
+pamphlet, published in 1667, only two or three copies of which are
+extant. The father of Charles Brandon retired, on the death of his lady,
+to the borders of Hampshire. His family consisted of two sons, and a
+young lady, the daughter of a friend, lately deceased, whom he adopted
+as his own child.
+
+This lady being singularly beautiful, as well as amiable in her manners,
+attracted the affections of both the brothers. The elder, however, was
+the favourite, and he privately married her; which the younger not
+knowing, and overhearing an appointment of the lovers to meet the next
+night in her bed-chamber, he contrived to get his brother otherwise
+employed, and made the signal of admission himself, (thinking it a mere
+intrigue.) Unfortunately he succeeded.
+
+On discovery, the lady lost her reason, and soon after died. The two
+brothers fought, and the elder fell. The father broke his heart a few
+months afterwards. The younger brother, Charles Brandon, the
+unintentional author of all this family misery, quitted England in
+despair, with a fixed determination of never returning.
+
+Being abroad for several years, his nearest relations supposed him dead,
+and began to take the necessary steps for obtaining his estates; when,
+roused by this intelligence, he returned privately to England, and for a
+time took obscure lodgings in the vicinity of his family mansion.
+
+While he was in this retreat, the young king, (Henry VIII.), who had
+just buried his father, was one day hunting on the borders of Hampshire,
+when he heard the cries of a female in distress in an adjoining wood.
+His gallantry immediately summoned him to the place, though he then
+happened to be detached from all his courtiers, where he saw two
+ruffians attempting to violate the honour of a young lady. The king
+instantly drew on them; and a scuffle ensued, which roused the _reverie_
+of Charles Brandon, who was taking his morning walk in an adjoining
+thicket. He immediately ranged himself on the side of the king, whom he
+then did not know; and by his dexterity, soon disarmed one of the
+ruffians, while the other fled.
+
+The king, charmed with this act of gallantry, so congenial to his own
+mind, inquired the name and family of the stranger; and not only
+repossessed him of his patrimonial estates, but took him under his
+immediate protection.
+
+It was this same Charles Brandon who afterwards privately married
+Henry's sister, Margaret, queen-dowager of France; which marriage the
+king not only forgave, but created him Duke of Suffolk, and continued
+his favour towards him to the last hour of the duke's life.
+
+He died before Henry; and the latter showed, in his attachment to this
+nobleman, that notwithstanding his fits of capriciousness and cruelty,
+he was capable of a cordial and steady friendship. He was sitting in
+council when the news of Suffolk's death reached him; and he publicly
+took that occasion, both to express his own sorrow, and to celebrate the
+merits of the deceased. He declared, that during the whole course of
+their acquaintance, his brother-in-law had not made a single attempt to
+injure an adversary, and had never whispered a word to the disadvantage
+of any one; "and are there _any of you_, my lords, who can say as much?"
+When the king subjoined these words, (says the historian,) he looked
+round in all their faces, and saw that confusion which the consciousness
+of secret guilt naturally threw upon them.
+
+Otway took his plot from the fact related in this pamphlet; but to
+avoid, perhaps, interfering in a circumstance which might affect many
+noble families at that time living, he laid the scene of his tragedy in
+Bohemia.
+
+There is a large painting of the above incident now at Woburn, the seat
+of his Grace the Duke of Bedford; and the old duchess-dowager, in
+showing this picture a few years before her death to a nobleman, related
+the particulars of the story.
+
+A CORRESPONDENT.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE TOPOGRAPHER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CARMARTHEN.
+
+_(For the Mirror)_
+
+
+The best or north-east view of Carmarthen comprises the bridge, part of
+the quay, with the granaries and shipping, and in the middle is seen
+part of the castle. Few towns can, perhaps, boast of greater antiquity,
+or of so many antiquarian remains as Carmarthen, South Wales; although,
+I am sorry to say, that their origin and history have not been, I
+believe, clearly explained or understood by the literary world. One
+would conclude, that as a Welshman is almost proverbially distinguished
+for deeming himself illustriously descended, and relating his long
+pedigree, he would naturally boast of, and exhibit to the public, some
+account of these vestiges of his ancestors; but such is not the case,
+and to their shame be it spoken, these ruins are scarcely noticed with
+any degree of interest by the inhabitants of Carmarthen. But to my
+subject. The name is derived from _caera_, wall, and _marthen_, a
+corruption of Merlyn, the name of its founder, who was a great
+necromancer and prophet, and held in high respect by the Welsh. There is
+a seat hewn out of a rock in a grove near this town, called Merlyn's
+Grove, where it is said he studied. He prophesied the fate of Wales, and
+said that Carmarthen would some day sink and be covered with water. I
+would concur with the author of a "Family Tour through the British
+Empire," by attributing his influence, not to any powers in magic, but
+to a superior understanding; although some of his predictions have been
+verified. The town of Carmarthen is pleasantly situated in a valley
+surrounded by hills; it has been fortified with walls and a castle, part
+of which remain; so that it appears to have been the residence of many
+princes of Wales. It has also been a Roman station, and has the remains
+of a Roman prætorium. Amongst its other antiquities are the Grey Friars,
+(a monastery,) the Bulwark, (a trench on the side of the town that
+fronts the river,) and the Priory. Its modern buildings are, the
+monument erected to Sir Thomas Picton, the Guildhall, the two gaols, a
+fish and butter market-place, over which is the town fire-bell; the
+slaughter-house, similar to the abattoir at Paris, and excellent
+shambles, with poultry and potato market-places annexed. The church,
+which is an ancient one, has an unattractive exterior; but when you
+enter it, I think you will say it can compete with any church for
+ancient beauty and ornament. Amongst the tombs in the chancel are those
+of Sir Rhys ap Thomas, with the effigies of him and his lady, affording
+a specimen of the costume of the reign of Henry VII.; and Sir Richard
+Steele, whose remains are discovered by a small, simple tablet. There is
+a promenade here, called the Parade, which commands a fine and extensive
+view of the surrounding picturesque scenery and of the Towy, where the
+coracles may be seen plying about. The town consists of ten principal
+streets, noted for being kept clean, and lighted with gas. It is
+governed by a mayor, two sheriffs, and twenty councilmen; sends a member
+to Parliament, and gives title of marquess to the family of Osborne. It
+carries on a great trade in butter and oats; and traffics much with
+Bristol by the river Towy, which runs into the sea; whence ships of two
+hundred tons burden come up to the town. The bay is very dangerous,
+owing to the bar and the quicksands. Its chief manufacture is tin, which
+is esteemed the best in the kingdom. It has a small theatre, in
+appearance a stable; but it is in contemplation to build a new one, as
+also a church; so that you will perceive the march of improvement is
+rapidly spreading into Wales, as well as other places.
+
+W.H.
+
+P.S. Since I sent you an account of Picton's Monument at Carmarthen, it
+has been altered. The statue, bas-reliefs, and ornaments of the Picton
+Monument, have been bronzed by the direction of Mr. Nash, on his late
+visit to this town. Elegant as this column was before, the effect of the
+bronze, and a few other alterations, have so improved its appearance, as
+to make it seem a different structure. Nothing now remains to complete
+the outside but the names of the different actions in which Sir T.
+Picton was engaged during his honourable career. These are to be placed
+in bronzed letters on the base. A Latin inscription, already prepared,
+together with the arms and a bust of Picton, will ornament the inside of
+the building. It certainly is a monument worthy of the hero to whose
+memory it has been erected, and of the country by which it has been
+raised.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE SKETCH BOOK.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WATERLOO, THE DAY AFTER THE BATTLE.
+
+_By an eye witness._
+
+[For the following very interesting Narrative, our acknowledgments are
+due to the _United Service Journal,_--a work which has just started with
+the year, and to which, in the "customary" phrase, we wish "many happy
+returns."]
+
+The summer of 1815 found me at Brussels. The town was then crowded to
+excess--it seemed a city of splendour; the bright and varied uniforms of
+so many different nations, mingled with the gay dresses of female beauty
+in the Park, and the _Allée Verte_ was thronged with superb horses and
+brilliant equipages. The _tables d'hôte_ resounded with a confusion of
+tongues which might have rivalled the Tower of Babel, and the shops
+actually glittered with showy toys hung out to tempt money from the
+pockets of the English, whom the Flemings seemed to consider as walking
+bags of gold. Balls and plays, routs and dinners were the only topics of
+conversation; and though some occasional rumours were spread that the
+French had made an incursion within the lines, and carried off a few
+head of cattle, the tales were too vague to excite the least alarm. I
+was then lodging with a Madame Tissand, on the Place du Sablon, and I
+occasionally chatted with my hostess on the critical posture of affairs.
+Every Frenchwoman loves politics, and Madame Tissand, who was deeply
+interested in the subject, continually assured me of her complete
+devotion to the English.--"Ces maudits François!" cried she one day,
+with almost terrific energy, when speaking of Napoleon's army. "If they
+should dare come to Brussels, I will tear their eyes out!"--"Oh, aunt!"
+sighed her pretty niece; "remember that Louis is a conscript!"--"Silence,
+Annette. I hate even my son, since he is fighting against the brave
+English!"--This was accompanied with a bow to me; but I own that I
+thought Annette's love far more interesting than Madame's Anglicism.
+
+On the 3rd of June, I went to see ten thousand troops reviewed by the
+Dukes of Wellington and Brunswick. Imagination cannot picture any thing
+finer than the _ensemble_ of this scene. The splendid uniforms of the
+English, Scotch, and Hanoverians, contrasted strongly with the gloomy
+black of the Brunswick Hussars, whose veneration for the memory of their
+old Duke, could be only be equalled by their devotion to his son. The
+firm step of the Highlanders seemed irresistible; and as they moved in
+solid masses, they appeared prepared to sweep away every thing that
+opposed them. In short, I was delighted with the cleanliness, military
+order, and excellent appointments of the men generally, and I was
+particularly struck with the handsome features of the Duke of Brunswick,
+whose fine, manly figure, as he galloped across the field, quite
+realized my _beau ideal_ of a warrior. The next time I saw the Duke of
+Brunswick was at the dress ball, given at the Assembly-rooms in the Rue
+Ducale, on the night of the 15th of June. I stood near him when he
+received the information that a powerful French force was advancing in
+the direction of Charleroy. "Then it is high time for me to be off,"
+said the Duke, and I never saw him alive again. The assembly broke up
+abruptly, and in half an hour drums were beating and bugles sounding.
+The good burghers of the city, who were almost all enjoying their first
+sleep, started from their beds at the alarm, and hastened to the
+streets, wrapped in the first things they could find. The most
+ridiculous and absurd rumours were rapidly circulated and believed. The
+most general impression seemed to be that the town was on fire; the next
+that the Duke of Wellington had been assassinated; but when it was
+discovered that the French were advancing, the consternation became
+general, and every one hurried to the Place Royale, where the
+Hanoverians and Brunswickers were already mustering.
+
+About one o'clock in the morning of the 16th, the whole population of
+Brussels seemed in motion. The streets were crowded as in full day;
+lights flashed to and fro; artillery and baggage-wagons were creaking in
+every direction; the drums beat to arms, and the bugles sounded loudly
+"the dreadful note of preparation." The noise and bustle surpassed all
+description; here were horses plunging and kicking amidst a crowd of
+terrified burghers; there lovers parting from their weeping mistresses.
+Now the attention was attracted by a park of artillery thundering
+through the streets; and now, by a group of officers disputing loudly
+the demands of their imperturbable Flemish landlords; for not even the
+panic which prevailed could frighten the Flemings out of a single
+stiver; screams and yells occasionally rose above the busy hum that
+murmured through the crowd, but the general sound resembled the roar of
+the distant ocean. Between two and three o'clock the Brunswickers
+marched from the town, still clad in the mourning which they wore for
+their old duke, and burning to avenge his death. Alas! they had a still
+more fatal loss to lament ere they returned. At four, the whole
+disposable force under the Duke of Wellington was collected together,
+but in such haste, that many of the officers had not time to change
+their silk stockings and dancing shoes; and some, quite overcome by
+drowsiness, were seen lying asleep about the ramparts, still holding,
+however, with a firm hand, the reins of their horses which were grazing
+by their sides. About five o'clock, the word "march" was heard in all
+directions, and instantly the whole mass appeared to move
+simultaneously. I conversed with several of the officers previous to
+their departure, and not one appeared to have the slightest idea of an
+approaching engagement. The Duke of Wellington and his staff did not
+quit Brussels till past eleven o'clock; and it was not till some time
+after they were gone, that it was generally known the whole French army,
+including a strong corps of cavalry, was within a few miles of Quatre
+Bras, where the brave Duke of Brunswick first met the enemy:
+
+ "And foremost fighting--fell."
+
+Dismay seized us all, when we found that a powerful French army was
+really within twenty-eight miles of us; and we shuddered at the thought
+of the awful contest which was taking place. For my own part, I had
+never been so near a field of battle before, and I cannot describe my
+sensations. We knew that our army had no alternative but to fly, or
+fight with a force four times stronger than its own: and though we
+could not doubt British bravery, we trembled at the fearful odds to
+which our men must be exposed. Cannon, lances, and swords, were opposed
+to the English bayonet alone. Cavalry we had none on the first day, for
+the horses had been sent to grass, and the men were scattered too widely
+over the country, to be collected at such short notice. Under these
+circumstances, victory was impossible; indeed, nothing but the stanch
+bravery, and exact discipline of the men, prevented the foremost of our
+infantry from being annihilated; and though the English maintained their
+ground during the day, at night a retreat became necessary. The agony of
+the British, resident at Brussels, during the whole of this eventful
+day, sets all language at defiance. No one thought of rest or food; but
+every one who could get a telescope, flew to the ramparts to strain his
+eyes, in vain attempts to discover what was passing. At length, some
+soldiers in French uniforms were seen in the distance; and as the news
+flew from mouth to mouth, it was soon magnified into a rumour that the
+French were coming. Horror seized the English and their adherents, and
+the hitherto concealed partizans of the French began openly to avow
+themselves; tri-coloured ribbons grew suddenly into great request, and
+cries of "Vive l'Empereur!" resounded through the air. These
+exclamations, however, were changed to "Vive le Lord Vellington!" when
+it was discovered that the approaching French came as captives, not
+conquerors.
+
+Between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, I walked up to the
+_Porte de Namur_, where the wounded were just beginning to arrive.
+Fortunately some commodious caravans had arrived from England, only a
+few days before, and these were now entering the gate. They were filled
+principally with Brunswickers and Highlanders; and it was an appalling
+spectacle to behold the very soldiers, whose fine martial appearance and
+excellent appointments I had so much admired at the review, now lying
+helpless and mutilated--their uniforms soiled with blood and dirt--their
+mouths blackened with biting their cartridges, and all the splendour of
+their equipments entirely destroyed. When the caravans stopped, I
+approached them, and addressed a Scotch officer who was only slightly
+wounded in the knee.--"Are the French coming, sir?" asked I.--"Egad I
+can't tell," returned he. "We know nothing about it. We had enough to do
+to take care of ourselves. They are fighting like devils; and I'm off
+again as soon as my wound's dressed."--An English lady, elegantly
+attired, now rushed forwards--"Is my husband safe?" asked she
+eagerly.--"Good God! Madam," replied one of the men, "how can we
+possibly tell! I don't know the fate of those who were fighting by my
+side; and I could not see a yard round me." She scarcely heeded what he
+said; and rushed out of the gate, wildly repeating her question to every
+one she met. Some French prisoners now arrived. I noticed one, a fine
+fellow, who had had one arm shot off; and though the bloody and mangled
+tendons were still undressed, and had actually dried and blackened in
+the sun, he marched along with apparent indifference, carrying a loaf of
+bread under his remaining arm, and shouting _"Vive l'Empereur!"_ I asked
+him if the French were coming.--"Je le crois bien," returned he,
+"preparez un souper, mes bourgeois--il soupera à Bruxelles ce
+soir."--Pretty information for me, thought I. "Don't believe him, sir,"
+said a Scotchman, who lay close beside me, struggling to speak, though
+apparently in the last agony. "It's all right--I--assure--you--." The
+whole of Friday night was passed in the greatest anxiety; the wounded
+arrived every hour, and the accounts they brought of the carnage which
+was taking place were absolutely terrific. Saturday morning was still
+worse; an immense number of supernumeraries and runaways from the army
+came rushing in at the _Porte de Namur,_ and these fugitives increased
+the public panic to the utmost. _Sauve qui peut!_ now became the
+universal feeling; all ties of friendship or kindred were forgotten, and
+an earnest desire to quit Brussels seemed to absorb every faculty. To
+effect this object, the greatest sacrifices were made. Every beast of
+burthen, and every species of vehicle were put into requisition to
+convey persons and property to Antwerp. Even the dogs and fish-carts did
+not escape--enormous sums were given for the humblest modes of
+conveyance, and when all failed, numbers set off on foot. The road soon
+became choked up--cars, wagons, and carriages of every description were
+joined together in an immovable mass and property to an immense amount
+was abandoned by its owners, who were too much terrified even to think
+of the loss they were sustaining. A scene of frightful riot and
+devastation ensued. Trunks, boxes, and portmanteaus were broken open and
+pillaged without mercy; and every one who pleased, helped himself to
+what he liked with impunity. The disorder was increased by a rumour,
+that the Duke of Wellington was retreating towards Brussels, in a sort
+of running fight, closely pursued by the enemy; the terror of the
+fugitives now almost amounted to frenzy, and they flew like maniacs
+escaping from a madhouse. It is scarcely possible to imagine a more
+distressing scene. A great deal of rain had fallen during the night, and
+the unhappy fugitives were obliged literally to wade through mud. I had,
+from the first, determined to await my fate in Brussels; but on this
+eventful morning, I walked a few miles on the road to Antwerp, to
+endeavour to assist my flying countrymen. I was soon disgusted with the
+scene, and finding all my efforts to be useful, unavailing, I returned
+to the town, which now seemed like a city of the dead; for a gloomy
+silence reigned through the streets, like that fearful calm which
+precedes a storm; the shops were all closed, and all business was
+suspended. During the panic of Friday and Saturday, the sacrifice of
+property made by the British residents was enormous. A chest of drawers
+sold for five francs, a bed for ten, and a horse for fifty. In one
+instance, which fell immediately under my own observation, some
+household furniture was sold for one thousand francs, (about 40 l.) for
+which the owner had given seven thousand francs, (280 l.) only three
+weeks before. This was by no means a solitary instance; indeed in most
+cases, the loss was much greater, and in many, houses full of furniture
+were entirely deserted, and abandoned to pillage.
+
+Sunday morning was ushered in by one of the most dreadful tempests I
+ever remember. The crashing of thunder was followed by the roar of
+cannon, which was now distinctly heard from the ramparts, and it is not
+possible to describe the fearful effect of this apparent mockery of
+heaven. I never before felt so forcibly the feebleness of man. The rain
+was tremendous--the sky looked like that in Poussin's picture of the
+Deluge, and a heavy black cloud spread, like the wings of a monstrous
+vulture, over Brussels. The wounded continued to arrive the whole of
+Saturday night and Sunday morning, in a condition which defies
+description. They appeared to have been dragged for miles through oceans
+of mud; their clothes were torn, their caps and feathers cut to pieces,
+and their shoes and boots trodden off. The accounts they brought were
+vague and disheartening--in fact, we could only ascertain that the Duke
+of Wellington had late on Saturday taken up his position at Waterloo,
+and that there he meant to wait the attack of the French. That this
+attack had commenced we needed not to be informed, as the roar of the
+cannon became every instant more distinct, till we even fancied that it
+shook the town. The wounded represented the field of battle as a perfect
+quagmire, and their appearance testified the truth of their assertions.
+About two o'clock a fresh alarm was excited by the horses, which had
+been put in requisition to draw the baggage-wagons, being suddenly
+galloped through the town. We fancied this a proof of defeat, but the
+fact was simply thus: the peasants, from whom the horses had been taken,
+finding the drivers of the wagons absent from their posts, seized the
+opportunity to cut the traces, and gallop off with their cattle. As this
+explanation, however, was not given till the following day, we thought
+that all was over; the few British adherents who had remained were in
+despair, and tri-coloured cockades were suspended from every house. Even
+I, for the first time, lost all courage, and my only consolation was the
+joy of Annette. "England cannot be much injured by the loss of a Single
+battle," thought I; "and as for me, it is of little consequence whether
+I am a prisoner on parole, or a mere wanderer at pleasure. I may easily
+resign myself to my fate; but this poor girl would break her heart if
+she lost her lover, for he is every thing to her." In this manner I
+reasoned, but in spite of my affected philosophy, I could not divest
+myself of all natural feeling; and when about six o'clock we heard that
+the French had given way, and that the Prussians had eluded Grouchè, and
+were rapidly advancing to the field, I quite forgot poor Annette, and
+thanked God with all my heart. At eight o'clock there was no longer any
+doubt of our success, for a battalion of troops marched into the town,
+and brought intelligence that the Duke of Wellington had gained a
+complete victory, and that the French were flying, closely pursued by
+the Prussians. Sunday night was employed in enthusiastic rejoicing. The
+tri-coloured cockades had all disappeared, and the British colours were
+hoisted from every window. The great bell of St. Gudule tolled, to
+announce the event to the surrounding neighbourhood; and some of the
+English, who had only hidden themselves, ventured to re-appear. The only
+alloy to the universal rapture which prevailed, was the number of the
+wounded; the houses were insufficient to contain half; and the churches
+and public buildings were littered down with straw for their reception.
+The body of the Duke of Brunswick, who fell at Quatre Bras, was brought
+in on Saturday, and taken to the quarters he had occupied near the
+Chateau de Lacken. I was powerfully affected when I saw the corpse of
+one, whom I had so lately marked as blooming with youth and health; but
+my eyes soon became accustomed to horrors. On Monday morning, June 19th,
+I hastened to the field of battle: I was compelled to go through the
+forest de Soignês, for the road was so completely choked up as to be
+impassable.--The dead required no help; but thousands of wounded, who
+could not help themselves, were in want of every thing; their features,
+swollen by the sun and rain, looked livid and bloated. One poor fellow
+had a ghastly wound across his lower lip, which gaped wide, and showed
+his teeth and gums, as though a second and unnatural mouth had opened
+below his first. Another, quite blind from a gash across his eyes, sat
+upright, gasping for breath, and murmuring, "De l'eau! de l'eau!" The
+anxiety for water, was indeed most distressing. The German "Vaser!
+vaser!" and the French "De l'eau! de l'eau!" still seem sounding in my
+ears. I am convinced that hundreds must have perished from thirst alone,
+and they had no hope of assistance, for even humane persons were afraid
+of approaching the scene of blood, lest they should be taken in
+requisition to bury the dead; almost every person who came near, being
+pressed into that most disgusting and painful service. This general
+burying was truly horrible: large square holes were dug about six feet
+deep, and thirty or forty fine young fellows stripped to their skins
+were thrown into each, pell mell, and then covered over in so slovenly a
+manner, that sometimes a hand or foot peeped through the earth. One of
+these holes was preparing as I passed, and the followers of the army
+were stripping the bodies before throwing them into it, whilst some
+Russian Jews were assisting in the spoilation of the dead, by chiseling
+out their teeth! an operation which they performed with the most brutal
+indifference. The clinking hammers of these wretches jarred horribly
+upon my ears, and mingled strangely with the occasional report of
+pistols, which seemed echoing each other at stated intervals, from
+different corners of the field. I could not divine the meaning of these
+shots, till I was informed, that they proceeded from the Belgians, who
+were killing the wounded horses. Hundreds of these fine creatures were,
+indeed, galloping over the plain, kicking and plunging, apparently mad
+with pain, whilst the poor wounded wretches who saw them coming, and
+could not get out of their way, shrieked in agony, and tried to shrink
+back to escape from them, but in vain. Soon after, I saw an immense
+horse (one of the Scotch Greys) dash towards a colonel of the Imperial
+Guard, who had had his leg shattered; the horse was frightfully wounded,
+and part of a broken lance still rankled in one of its wounds. It rushed
+snorting and plunging past the Frenchman, and I shall never forget his
+piercing cry as it approached. I flew instantly to the spot, but ere I
+reached it the man was dead; for, though I do not think the horse had
+touched him, the terror he felt had been too much for his exhausted
+frame. Sickened with the immense heaps of slain, which spread in all
+directions as far as the eye could reach, I was preparing to return,
+when as I was striding over the dead and dying, and meditating on the
+horrors of war, my attention was attracted by a young Frenchman, who was
+lying on his back, apparently at the last gasp. There was something in
+his countenance which interested me, and I fancied, though I knew not
+when, or where, that I had seen him before. Some open letters were lying
+around, and one was yet grasped in his hand as though he had been
+reading it to the last moment. My eye fell upon the words "Mon cher
+fils," in a female hand, and I felt interested for the fate of so
+affectionate a son. When I left home in the morning, I had put a flask
+of brandy and some biscuit into my pocket, in the hope that I might be
+useful to the wounded, but when I gazed on the countless multitude which
+strewed the field, I felt discouraged from attempting to relieve them.
+Chance had now directed my attention to one individual, and I was
+resolved to try to save his life. His thigh was broken, and he was badly
+wounded on the left wrist, but the vital parts were untouched, and his
+exhaustion seemed to arise principally from the loss of blood. I poured
+a few drops of brandy into his mouth, and crumbling my biscuit contrived
+to make him swallow a small particle. The effects of the dose were soon
+visible; his eyes half opened, and a faint tinge of colour spread over
+his cheek. I administered a little more, and it revived him so much that
+he tried to sit upright. I raised him, and contriving to place him in
+such a manner, as to support him against the dead body of a horse, I put
+the flask and biscuit by his side, and departed in order to procure
+assistance to remove him. I recollected that a short time before, I had
+seen a smoke issuing from a deep ditch, and that my olfactory nerves had
+been saluted by a savoury smell as I passed. Guided by these
+indications, I retraced my steps to the spot, and found some Scotch
+soldiers sheltered by a hedge, very agreeably employed in cooking a
+quantity of beefsteaks over a wood tire, in a French cuirass!! I was
+exceedingly diverted at this novel kind of frying-pan, which served also
+as a dish; and after begging permission to dip a biscuit in their gravy
+for the benefit of my patient, I told my tale, and was gratified by the
+eagerness which they manifested to assist me; one ran to catch a horse
+with a soft Hussar saddle, (there were hundreds galloping over the
+field,) and the rest went with me to the youth, whom we found
+surprisingly recovered, though he was still unable to speak. The horse
+was brought, and as we raised the young Frenchman to put him upon it,
+his vest opened, and his _"livret"_ fell out. This is a little book
+which every French soldier is obliged to carry, and which contains an
+account of his name, age, pay, accoutrements, and services. I picked it
+up, and offered it to my patient--but the young man murmured the name of
+"Annette," and fainted. "Annette!" the name thrilled through every
+nerve. I hastily opened the _livret,_ and found that it was indeed Louis
+Tissand whom I had saved! The rest is soon told. Louis reached Brussels
+in safety, and even Madame's selfishness gave way to rapture on
+recovering her son. As to Annette--but why perplex myself to describe
+her feelings? If my readers have ever loved, they may conceive them.
+Louis soon recovered; indeed with such a nurse he could not fail to get
+well. When I next visited Brussels, I found Annette surrounded by three
+or tour smiling cherubs, to whom I was presented as _le bon Anglais,_
+who preserved the life of their papa.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NOTES OF A READER
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GERMAN SCHOOLS.
+
+A law respecting schools has existed, more or less, in the states of the
+south of Germany, for above a century, but which has been greatly
+improved within the last thirty years. By this law, parents are
+compelled to send their children to school, from the age of six to
+fourteen years, where they must be taught reading, writing, and
+arithmetic, but where they may acquire as much additional instruction in
+other branches as their parents choose to pay for. To many of the
+schools of Bavaria large gardens are attached, in which, the boys are
+taught the principal operations of agriculture and gardening in their
+hours of play; and, in all the schools of the three states, the girls,
+in addition to the same instruction as the boys, are taught knitting,
+sewing, embroidery, &c. It is the duty of the police and priest (which
+may be considered equivalent to our parish vestries) of each commune or
+parish, to see that the law is duly executed, the children sent
+regularly, and instructed duly. If the parents are partially or wholly
+unable to pay for their children, the commune makes up the deficiency.
+Religion is taught by the priest of the village or hamlet; and where, as
+is frequently the case in Wurtemberg, there are two or three religions
+in one parish, each child is taught by the priest of its parents; all of
+which priests are, from their office, members of the committee or vestry
+of the commune. The priest or priests of the parish have the regular
+inspection of the school-master, and are required by the government to
+see that he does his duty, while each priest, at the same time, sees
+that the children of his flock attend regularly. After the child has
+been the appointed number of years at school, it receives from the
+schoolmaster, and the priest of the religion to which it belongs, a
+certificate, without which it cannot procure employment. To employ any,
+person under twenty-one, without such a certificate, is illegal, and
+punished by a fixed fine, as is almost every other offence in this part
+of Germany; and the fines are never remitted, which makes punishment
+always certain. The schoolmaster is paid much in the same way as in
+Scotland; by a house, a garden, and sometimes a field, and by a small
+salary from the parish, and by fixed rates for the children.
+
+A second law, which is coeval with the school law, renders it illegal
+for any young man to marry before he is twenty-five, or any young woman
+before she is eighteen; and a young man, at whatever age he wishes to
+marry, must show, to the police and the priest of the commune where he
+resides, that he is able, and has the prospect, to provide for a wife
+and family.--_London's Mag. Nat. Hist._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+EATING AND WRITING.
+
+
+Ovid, Horace, and Virgil all frequented the tables of the great; Cato
+warmed his virtue with wine; Shakspeare kept up his _verve_ with stolen
+venison; Steele and Addison wrote their best papers over a bottle; Sir
+Walter Scott is famed for good housekeeping; and I know authors who love
+to dine like lords. Even booksellers do their spiriting more gently for
+good fare, and bid for an author the most spiritedly after dinner.
+
+There is not a more vulgar mistake than that of confounding good eating
+with gluttony and excess. It is not because a man gets twenty or
+five-and-twenty guineas per sheet for a dashing article, and has taste
+to expend his well-earned cash upon a cook who knows how to dress a
+dinner, that he is necessarily to gorge himself like a mastiff with
+sheep's paunch. On the contrary, if he means to preserve the powers of
+his palate intact, he must "live cleanly as a nobleman should do." The
+fat-witted people in the City are not nice in their eating, quantity
+being more closely considered by them than quality. There is, I admit,
+something in the good man's concluding conjecture, that "the sort of
+diet men observe influences their style." I should know an "heavy-wet"
+man at the third line; and I can tell to a nicety when Theodore Hook
+writes upon claret, and when he is inspired by the over-heating and
+acrimonious stimulus of Max. Hayley obviously composed upon tea and
+bread and butter. Dr. Philpots may be nosed a mile off for priestly port
+and the fat bulls of Basan; and Southey's Quarterly articles are written
+on an empty stomach, and before his crudities, like the breath of Sir
+Roger de Coverley's barber, have been "mollified by a breakfast."--_New
+Monthly Mag._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SACRED POETRY.
+
+
+Songs and hymns, in honour of their Gods, are found among all people who
+have either religion or verse. There is scarcely any pagan poetry,
+ancient or modern, in which allusions to the national mythology are not
+so frequent as to constitute the most copious materials, as well as the
+most brilliant embellishments. The poets of Persia and Arabia, in like
+manner, have adorned their gorgeous strains with the fables and morals
+of the Koran. The relics of Jewish song which we possess, with few
+exceptions, are consecrated immediately to the glory of God, by whom,
+indeed, they were inspired. The first Christians were wont to edify
+themselves in psalms and hymns, and spiritual songs; and though we have
+no specimens of these left, except the occasional doxologies ascribed to
+the redeemed in the Book of Revelation, it cannot be doubted that they
+used not only the psalms of the Old Testament, literally, or
+accommodated to the circumstances of a new and rising Church, but that
+they had original lays of their own, in which they celebrated the
+praises of Christ, as the Saviour of the world. In the middle ages, the
+Roman Catholic and Greek churches statedly adopted singing as an
+essential part of public worship; but this, like the reading of the
+Scriptures, was too frequently in an unknown tongue, by an affectation
+of wisdom, to excite the veneration of ignorance, when the learned, in
+their craftiness, taught that "Ignorance is the mother of devotion;" and
+Ignorance was very willing to believe it. At the era of the Reformation,
+psalms and hymns, in the vernacular tongue, were revived in Germany,
+England, and elsewhere, among the other means of grace, of which
+Christendom had been for centuries defrauded.--_Montgomery._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SUPERSTITION.
+
+
+Grievously are they mistaken who think that the revival of literature
+was the death of superstition--that ghosts, demons, and exorcists
+retreated before the march of intellect, and fled the British shore
+along with monks, saints, and masses. Superstition, deadly superstition,
+may co-exist with much learning, with high civilization, with any
+religion, or with utter irreligion. Canidia wrought her spells in the
+Augustan age, and Chaldean fortune-tellers haunted Rome in the sceptical
+days of Juvenal. Matthew Hopkins, the witch-finder, and Lilly, the
+astrologer, were contemporaries of Selden, Harrington, and Milton.
+Perhaps there never was a more superstitious period than that which
+produced Erasmus and Bacon. _--Blackwood's Mag._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"FELLOW" FEELING.
+
+
+A "certain exalted personage," as the newspapers would say, commanded
+the attendance of a physician, who was only a Licentiate, and, thereby,
+struck consternation throughout the whole body of "Fellows." The great
+men already in attendance were dreadfully alarmed and confounded by this
+terrible subversion of established College etiquette. "Sire!" said one
+of them, "we humbly acquaint your Majesty, with all dutiful submission
+that as Dr.---- is not a Fellow, it is contrary to rule and custom to
+meet him in attendance here."--"A Fellow?" asked his Majesty; "what mean
+ye?" The learned physician explained. "Well, make him a Fellow, then,"
+was his Majesty's quick reply; and he was accordingly made one!
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CULTIVATION OF WASTE LANDS.
+
+
+No man at all acquainted with the principles of fertility and the
+present state of British tillage, can for a moment doubt that a very
+large quantity of waste land is scattered over the different districts
+of this country, which is not only susceptible of improvement, but which
+would yield an ample return for any amount of labour which could, for
+centuries to come, be spared from the cultivation of our own land. To be
+fully convinced of this fact, no man need do more than ride twenty miles
+in any direction from the metropolis. Let him select whatever road he
+may choose for his excursion, and he will find tracts of land, forming
+in the aggregate a very considerable quantity, which at this moment
+remain in the hands of nature--which man has never made the slightest
+effort to reclaim. Even the hebdomadal excursions of the citizen will
+conduct him over or near many such scenes. What Gilpin, living within
+the sound of Bow-bells, does not know Epping and Hainault Forests,
+Hounslow, Putney, and Black Heaths, Brook Green, Turnham Green,
+Wandsworth, Esher, Sydenham, Hays, and various other Commons? Within a
+circle of twenty miles around the largest and most opulent city in the
+world, we thus discover a large quantity of land, which cultivation
+would render highly productive, but which, in its present state of
+waste, is of little or no value to the public. And this land, situated
+in the very outskirts of the metropolis, continues to be utterly
+neglected, if not entirely overlooked, at a moment when the whole
+kingdom resounds with the groans of those who argue that the population
+of this country has outrun the means of subsisting them. As the
+traveller advances in his journey from the metropolis, the waste becomes
+more extensive, if not more numerous. The English wastes, which amount
+to about five millions of acres, are more valuable than those of
+Ireland; and these again are more improvable than, the Scotish
+wastes.--_Quarterly Rev._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CHINESE NOVELS.
+
+
+The character of the Chinese novels is the same with that of the better
+parts of _Don Quixote, Gil Blas, Tom Jones_, and _Cecilia_. Their
+authors address themselves to the reason rather than the imagination of
+their readers. The other Asiatic nations, led away by a passion for the
+marvellous, have often disfigured the most respectable traditions, and
+converted history itself into romance. The Chinese, on the other hand,
+may be said to have given their romances the truth of history.--_N.
+American Review._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Canadian Indian females are described as passionately fond of their
+children, as submissive slaves, and at the same time affectionately
+attached to their husbands. This they evince by _self-immolation_, after
+the manner of eastern wives. Among the few poisonous plants of Canada,
+is a shrub, which yields a wholesome fruit, but contains in its roots a
+deadly juice, which the widow, who wishes not to survive her husband,
+drinks. An eye-witness describes its effects; the woman having resolved
+to die, chanted her death song and funeral service; she then drank off
+the poisonous juice, was seized with shivering and convulsions, and
+expired in a few minutes on the body of her husband.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TWENTY-EIGHT AND TWENTY-NINE.
+
+
+ "Rien n'est changé, mes amis!"[2]
+ CHARLES DIX.
+
+
+ [2] I have taken these words for my motto, because they _enable_ me
+ to tell a story. When the present King of France received his first
+ address on the return from the emigration, his answer was, "Rien
+ n'est changé, mes amis; il n'y a qu'un Français de plus." When the
+ Giraffe arrived in the Jardin des Plantes, the Parisians had a
+ caricature, in which the ass, and the hog, and the monkey were
+ presenting an address to the stranger, while the elephant and the
+ lion stalked angrily away. Of course, the portraits were
+ recognisable--and the animal was responding graciously, "Rien n'est
+ changé, mes amis: il n'y a qu'un bête de plus!"
+
+
+ I heard a sick man's dying sigh,
+ And an infant's idle laughter;
+ The old Year went with mourning by,
+ The new came dancing after;
+ Let Sorrow shed her lonely tear,
+ Let Revelry hold her ladle;
+ Bring boughs of cypress for the biel.
+ Fling roses on the cradle;
+ Mates to wait on the funeral state!
+ Pages to pour the wine!
+ And a requiem for Twenty-eight,--
+ And a health to Twenty-nine.
+
+ Alas! for human happiness,
+ Alas! for human sorrow;
+ Our Yesterday is nothingness,
+ What else will be our Morrow?
+ Still Beauty must be stealing hearts,
+ And Knavery stealing purses;
+ Still Cooks must live by making tarts,
+ And Wits by making verses;
+ While Sages prate and Courts debate,
+ The same Stars set and shine;
+ And the World, as it roll'd through Twenty-eight,
+ Must roll through Twenty-nine.
+
+ Some King will come, in Heaven's good time,
+ To the tomb his Father came to;
+ Some Thief will wade through blood and crime
+ To a crown he has no claim to;
+ Some Suffering Land will rend in twain
+ The manacles that bound her,
+ And gather the links of the broken chain
+ To fasten them proudly round her;
+ The grand and great will love, and hate,
+ And combat, and combine;
+ And much where we were in Twenty-eight,
+ We shall be in Twenty-nine.
+
+ O'Connell will toil to raise the Rent,
+ And Kenyon to sink the Nation;
+ And Sheil will abuse the Parliament,
+ And Peel the Association;
+ And the thought of bayonets and swords
+ Will make ex-Chancellors merry--
+ And jokes will be cut in the House of Lords,
+ And throats in the County Kerry;
+ And writers of weight will speculate
+ On the Cabinet's design--
+ And just what it did in Twenty-eight,
+ It will do in Twenty-nine.
+
+ Mathews will be extremely gay,
+ And Hook extremely dirty;
+ And brick and mortar still will say
+ "Try Warren, No. 30;"
+ And "General Sauce" will have its puff,
+ And so will General Jackson--
+ And peasants will drink up heavy stuff,
+ Which they pay a heavy tax on;
+ And long and late, at many a fête,
+ Gooseberry champagne will shine--
+ And as old as it was in Twenty-eight,
+ It will be in Twenty-nine.
+
+ And the Goddess of Love will keep her smiles;
+ And the God of Cups his orgies;
+ And there'll be riots in St. Giles,
+ And weddings in St. George's;
+ And Mendicants will sup like Kings,
+ And Lords will swear like Lacqueys--
+ And black eyes oft will lead to rings,
+ And rings will lead to black eyes;
+ And pretty Kate will scold her mate.
+ In a dialect all divine--
+ Alas! they married in Twenty-eight,--
+ They will part in Twenty-nine!
+
+ John Thomas Mugg, on a lonely hill,
+ Will do a deed of mystery--
+ The Morning Chronicle will fill
+ Five columns with the history;
+ The Jury will be all surprise,
+ The Prisoner quite collected--
+ And Justice Park will wipe his eyes,
+ And be very much affected;
+ And folks will relate poor Corder's fate,
+ As they hurry home to dine,
+ Comparing the hangings of Twenty-eight
+ With the hangings of Twenty-nine.
+
+ A Curate will go from the house of prayer
+ To wrong his worthy neighbour,
+ By dint of quoting the texts of Blair,
+ And singing the songs of Weber;
+ Sir Harry will leave the Craven hounds,
+ To trace the guilty parties--
+ And ask of the Court five thousand pounds,
+ To prove how rack'd his heart is:
+ An Advocate will execrate
+ The spoiler of Hymen's shrine--
+ And the speech that did for Twenty-eight
+ Will do for Twenty-nine.
+
+ My Uncle will swathe his gouty limbs,
+ And tell of his oils and blubbers;
+ My Aunt, Miss Dobbs, will play longer hymns,
+ And rather longer rubbers;
+ My Cousin in Parliament will prove
+ How utterly ruin'd trade is--
+ My Brother at Eton will fall in love
+ With half a hundred ladies;
+ My Patron will sate his pride from plate.
+ And his thirst from Bordeaux vine--
+ His nose was red in Twenty-eight,--
+ 'Twill be redder in Twenty-nine!
+
+ And oh! I shall find, how, day by day.
+ All thoughts and things look older--
+ How the laugh of Pleasure grows less gay,
+ And the heart of Friendship colder;
+ But still I shall be what I have been,
+ Sworn foe to Lady Reason,
+ And seldom troubled with the spleen,
+ And fond of talking treason;
+ I shall buckle my skait, and leap my gate,
+ And throw, and write, my line--
+ And the woman I worshipped in Twenty-eight,
+ I shall worship in Twenty-nine!
+
+_New Monthly Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MORAL EFFECT OF ROME UPON THE TRAVELLER.
+
+
+Those only who have lived in Rome can duly estimate the potent and
+lasting impression produced upon the mind of a thinking man, by a
+residence in this capital of the ancient world. The daily contemplation
+of so many classical and noble objects elevates and purifies the soul,
+and has a powerful tendency to allay the inconsiderate fervours and
+impetuosities of youth, to mature, and consolidate the character. I am
+already so altered, and, I have the vanity to think, so improved a man
+since my arrival here, that there are times when I almost doubt my own
+identity, and imagine that, by some preternatural agency, I have been
+born over again, and have had new blood and new vitality infused into my
+frame.
+
+The gratifications of a residence in Rome are inexhaustible. At every
+turn I discover some new evidence of the power and magnificence of her
+ancient inhabitants, and vivid sensations of delight and awe rapidly
+succeed each other. This venerable metropolis is the tomb and monument,
+not of princes, but of nations; it illustrates the progressive stages of
+human society, and all other cities appear modern and unfinished in
+comparison.
+
+Exploring this forenoon the vicinity of Monte Palatino, I discovered in
+an obscure corner, near the temple of Romulus, the time-hallowed spring
+of Juturna, rising with crystal clearness near the Cloaca maxima, into
+which it flows unvalued and forgotten. I refreshed myself in the mid-day
+heat by drinking its pure lymph from the hollow of my hand, and gazed
+with long and insatiable delight upon the memorable fountain. This
+sacred spot is surrounded and obscured by contiguous buildings, and the
+walls are luxuriantly fringed and mantled with mosses, lichens, and
+broad leaved ivy. The proud aqueducts of the expanding city diminish the
+value and importance of this spring, but it was unquestionably the
+ruling motive which determined Romulus, or possibly an earlier colony of
+Greeks, to take root here, as within the wide compass of the Roman walls
+there is no other source of pure water.--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SONG, BY T. CAMPBELL
+
+
+ When Love came first to Earth, the SPRING
+ Spread rose-buds to receive him.
+ And back he vow'd his flight he'd wing
+ To Heaven, if she should leave him.
+
+ But SPRING departing, saw his faith
+ Pledg'd to the next new comer--
+ He revell'd in the warmer breath
+ And richer bowers of SUMMER.
+
+ Then sportive AUTUMN claim'd by rights
+ An Archer for her lover,
+ And even in WINTER'S dark, cold nights
+ A charm he could discover.
+
+ Her routs and balls, and fireside joy,
+ For this time were his reasons--
+ In short, Young Love's a gallant boy,
+ That likes all times and seasons.
+
+_New Monthly Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.
+
+
+College! how different from school! Never believe a great, broad-faced,
+beetle-browed Spoon, when he tells you, with a sigh that would upset a
+schooner, that the happiest days of a man's life are those he spends at
+school. Does he forget the small bed-room occupied by eighteen boys, the
+pump you had to run to on Sunday mornings, when decency and the usher
+commanded you to wash? Is he oblivious of the blue chalk and water they
+flooded your bowels with at breakfast, and called it milk? Has he lost
+the remembrance of the Yorkshire pudding, vulgarly called choke-dog, of
+which you were obliged to eat a pound before you were allowed a slice
+of beef, and of which, if you swallowed half that quantity, you thought
+cooks and oxen mere works of supererogation, and totally useless on the
+face of the earth? Has the fool lost all recollection of the prayers in
+yon cold, wet, clay-floored cellar, proudly denominated the chapel? has
+he forgot the cuffs from the senior boys, the pinches from the second
+master? and, _in fine_, has he forgot the press at the end of the
+school-room, where a cart-load of birch was deposited at the beginning
+of every half year, and not a twig left to tickle a mouse with, long
+before the end of it? He talks of freedom from care--what a negative
+kind of happiness! Let him cut off his hand, he will never hurt his
+nails. Let him enclose an order for all his money even unto us, and no
+more will he be troubled with cares about the Stocks--no more will he be
+teased with calculations on the price of grain. All that raving about
+school-boys is perfect nonsense--it is the most miserable period of a
+human being's life. Poor, shivering, trembling, kicked, buffetted,
+thumped, and starved little mortals! We never see a large school but we
+feel inclined to shoot them all, masters, ushers, and door-keepers
+included, merely to put them out of pain.
+
+But at College, how different!--_There_, a man begins to feel that it is
+a matter of total indifference to him whether he sit on a hard wooden
+bench, or a soft stuffed chair; _there_, the short coat is discarded,
+and he stalks about with the air of a three-tailed bashaw, as his own
+two, generally, at first, are prolonged a little below the knee;
+_there_, his penny tart, which he bought on Saturdays at the door of the
+school, is exchanged for a dessert from Golding's; his beer, which he
+occasionally imbibed at the little pot-house, two miles beyond the
+school bounds, is exchanged for his wine from Butler's.--Books from
+Talboy's, the most enterprising of bibliopoles, supply the place of the
+tattered Dictionary he brought to the University, which, after being
+stolen when new, and passing, by the same process, through twenty hands,
+is at last, when fluttering in its last leaves, restolen by the original
+proprietor, who fancies he has made a very profitable "nibble." The trot
+he used to enjoy by stealth on the butcher's broken-kneed pony, is
+succeeded now by a gallop on a steed of Quartermain's; and he is
+delighted to find that horse and owner strive which shall be the
+softest-mouthed and gentlest charger. The dandy mare, we suppose, has
+many long years ago made fat the great-grandfathers of the present race
+of dogs; and old Scroggins, we imagine, has been trod to pieces in boots
+and shoes, the very memory of which departed long, long before they were
+paid for. Of old Scroggins--as Dr. Johnson says--and of his virtues, let
+us indulge ourself in the recollection. Though not formed in the finest
+mould, or endowed with the extremity of swiftness, his pace was sure and
+steady--equal to Hannibal in endurance of fatigue; and, like that
+celebrated commander, his aspect was rendered peculiarly fierce and
+striking by a blemish in his eye; not ignorant of the way to Woodstock
+was the wall-eyed veteran; not unacquainted with the covers at Ditchley;
+not unaccustomed to the walls at Hethrop: but Dandy and Scroggins have
+padded the hoof from this terrestrial and unstable world--peace to their
+manes!--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Friction of Screws and Screw-presses._
+
+An examination of the friction in screws having their threads of various
+forms, has led M. Poncelet to this very important conclusion, namely,
+that the friction in screws with square threads is to that of equal
+screws with triangular threads, as 2.90 to 4.78, proving a very
+important advantage of the former over the latter, relative to the loss
+of power incurred in both by friction.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Fulminating Powder._
+
+According to M. Landgerbe, a mixture of two parts nitre, two parts
+neutral carbonate of potash, one part of sulphur, and six parts of
+common salt, all finely pulverized, makes a very powerful fulminating
+powder. M. Landgerbe adopts the extraordinary error of supposing that
+these preparations act with more force downwards than in any other
+direction.--_Bull. Univ._
+
+
+_Aurora Borealis._
+
+An aurora borealis was seen from North End, Hampstead, near London, from
+about seven o'clock until eleven, on the evening of Dec. 1. It generally
+appeared as a light resembling twilight, but shifting about both to the
+east and the west of north, and occasionally forming streams which
+continued for several minutes, and extended from 30 to 40 degrees high.
+The light on the horizon was not more than 12 or 15 degrees in
+height.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Paper Linen._
+
+According to the Paris papers, a new invention, called _papier linge_,
+has lately attracted much attention. It consists of a paper made closely
+to resemble damask and other linen, not only to the eye, but even to the
+touch. The articles are used for every purpose to which linen is
+applicable, except those requiring much strength and durability. The
+price is low, a napkin costs only five or six centimes (about a
+halfpenny), and when dirty, they are taken back at half-price. A good
+sized table-cloth sells for a franc, and a roll of paper with one or two
+colours for papering rooms or for bed curtains, may be had for the same
+price.
+
+
+_Maturation of Wine._
+
+M. de St. Vincent, of Havre, states, from his own experience of long
+continuance, that when bottles containing wine are closed by tying a
+piece of parchment or bladder over their mouths, instead of using corks
+in the ordinary manner, the wine acquires, in a few weeks only, those
+qualities which is only given by age in the ordinary way after many
+years.--_Nouveau Jour, de Paris._
+
+
+_Indications of Wholesomeness in Mushrooms._
+
+Whenever a fungus is pleasant in flavour and odour, it may be considered
+wholesome; if, on the contrary, it have an offensive smell, a bitter,
+astringent, or styptic taste, or even if it leave an unpleasant flavour
+in the mouth, it should not be considered fit for food. The colour,
+figure, and texture of these vegetables do not afford any characters on
+which we can safely rely; yet it may be remarked, that in colour, the
+pure yellow, gold colour, bluish pale, dark or lustre brown, wine red,
+or the violet, belong to many that are esculent; whilst the pale or
+sulphur yellow, bright or blood red, and the greenish, belong to few but
+the poisonous. The safe kinds have most frequently a compact, brittle
+texture; the flesh is white; they grow more readily in open places, such
+as dry pastures and waste lands, than in places humid or shaded by wood.
+In general, those should be suspected which grow in caverns and
+subterranean passages, on animal matter undergoing putrefaction, as well
+as those whose flesh is soft or watery.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Zoological Society._
+
+Dr. Brookes, in his address to the recent anniversary meeting of the
+Zoological Society, stated that the _Museum_ already contains 600
+species of mammalia, 4,000 birds, 1,000 reptiles and fishes, 1,000
+testacea and Crustacea, and 30,000 insects. During the last seven
+months, the _Gardens_ and Museum have been visited by upwards of 30,000
+persons. The vivarium contains upwards of 430 living quadrupeds and
+birds. The expenses of the past year have been 10,000 l., partly
+contributed by the admission of the public, and still more largely by
+the members of the Society, who already exceed 1,200 in number. These
+are gratifying facts to every lover of natural history, as they serve to
+indicate the progress of _zoology_ in this country--a study which it has
+ever been our aim to identify with the pages of the MIRROR.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ENGLISH ROADS.
+
+
+The roads of England are the marvel of the world. The improvements which
+have been effected during a century would be almost miraculous, did we
+not consider that they had been produced by the spirit and intelligence
+of the people, and were in no degree dependant upon the apathy or
+caprice of the ruling power. The first turnpike-road was established by
+an act of the 3rd Charles II. The mob pulled down the gates; and the new
+principle was supported at the point of the bayonet. But long after that
+period travelling was difficult and dangerous. In December, 1703,
+Charles III. king of Spain, slept at Petworth on his way from Portsmouth
+to Windsor, and Prince George of Denmark went to meet him there by
+desire of the queen. In the relation of the journey given by one of the
+prince's attendants, he states, "We set out at six in the morning, by
+torchlight, to go to Petworth, and did not get out of the coaches (save
+only when we were overturned or stuck fast in the mire) till we arrived
+at our journey's end. 'Twas a hard service for the prince to sit
+fourteen hours in the coach that day without eating any thing, and
+passing through the worst ways I ever saw in my life. We were thrown but
+once indeed in going, but our coach, which was the leading one, and his
+highnesses body coach, would have suffered very much, if the nimble
+boors of Sussex had not frequently poised it, or it with their
+shoulders, from Godalming almost to Petworth; and the nearer we
+approached the duke's house, the more inaccessible it seemed to be. The
+last nine miles of the way cost us six hours' time to conquer them; and,
+indeed, we had never done it, if our good master had not several times
+lent us a pair of horses out of his own coach, whereby we were enabled
+to trace out the way for him." Afterwards, writing of his departure on
+the following day from Petworth to Guildford, and thence to Windsor, he
+says, "I saw him (the prince) no more, till I found him at supper at
+Windsor; for there we were overturned, (as we had been once before the
+same morning,) and broke our coach; my Lord Delaware had the same fate,
+and so had several others."--Vide Annals of Queen Anne, vol. ii.
+Appendix, No. 3.
+
+In the time of Charles, (surnamed the Proud,) Duke of Somerset, who died
+in 1748, the roads in Sussex were in so bad a state, that, in order to
+arrive at Guildford from Petworth, travellers were obliged to make from
+the nearest point of the great road leading from Portsmouth to London.
+This was a work of so much difficulty, as to occupy the whole day; and
+the duke had a house at Guildford which was regularly used as a
+resting-place for the night by any of his family travelling to London. A
+manuscript letter from a servant of the duke, dated from London, and
+addressed to another at Petworth, acquaints the latter that his grace
+intended to go from London thither on a certain day, and directs that
+"the keepers and persons who knew the holes and the sloughs must come to
+meet his grace with lanterns and long poles to help him on his way."
+
+The late Marquess of Buckingham built an inn at Missenden, about forty
+miles from London, as the state of the roads compelled him to sleep
+there on the way to Stow--a journey which is at present performed
+between breakfast and dinner.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+
+
+A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Sir Joseph Banks used to tell a story of his being at Otaheite with
+Capt. Cook, when it was accidentally discovered to be the king's
+birth-day, on which it was suddenly agreed to have a jollification;
+every soul on board got fuddled, except three men who were on duty. The
+next day they came on deck, and begged to speak to the captain. "Well,"
+said the captain, "what have you got to say?"--"Please your honour, you
+were all drunk yesterday, all except we three; will your honour be
+pleased to allow us to get drunk to-day?" Sir Joseph, who was standing
+by, was so tickled with the oddity of the request, that he begged they
+might be indulged, and that he would subscribe two bottles of rum and
+two bottles of brandy. The boon was granted, and in less than three
+hours, these messmates balanced accounts, being as drunk as their hearts
+could wish.--_Mr Wadd._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MADEMOISELLE MARS.
+
+
+Some time after Napoleon's return to Paris, in 1815, as he was passing
+the troops in review at the Place Carousel, he happened to see the
+celebrated Mademoiselle Mars, stationed among the troops, in order to
+view the imposing military spectacle. The emperor, approaching the spot,
+and addressing her, said, "What do you do here, Mademoiselle? this is no
+place for you."--"Sire," answered the witty and animated daughter of
+Thalia, "I come to behold a real hero; I am tired of seeing mock ones
+upon the stage."
+
+INA.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Some years ago the following inscription, engraved on the fragment of a
+stone, was discovered amongst the relics of an antiquarian, and was
+considered by him as a great curiosity, and enhanced in value by its
+translation having puzzled the best scholars of the age:--
+
+
+ BENE.
+ A.T.H. T.H. I.S.S.T.
+ ONERE. POS. ET
+ H. CLAUD. COSTER. TRIP
+ E. SELLERO
+ F. IMP
+ IN. GT. ONAS. DO
+ TH. HI
+ S. C.
+ ON. SOR.
+ T. I. A. N. E.
+
+
+Some supposed it to refer to the Emperor Claudian, till a lad one day
+spelt it out: "Beneath this stone reposeth Claud Coster, tripe-seller,
+of Impington, as doth his consort Jane." R. B.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+DRINKING.
+
+
+Captain John Graunt, in his Observations on the Bills of Mortality,
+says, that of 229,250 persons, who died in twenty years, only _two_ are
+put to the account of _excessive drinking_. But, perhaps, if the matter
+were truly stated, a great many of the dropsies, apoplexies, and palsies
+ought to have been placed under that head. It is not impossible that
+those who had the charge of rendering these accounts, might have
+entertained the opinion of old Dick Baldwyn, who stoutly maintained that
+no man ever died of drinking. "Some puny things," said he, "have died
+learning to drink, but no man ever died of drinking!" Now, this was no
+mean authority; for he spoke from great practical experience, and was
+moreover many years treasurer of St. Bartholomew's Hospital.--_Mr.
+Wadd--in Brande's Journal._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The "Sunday Times" of the 28th ult. has the following paragraph
+inserted:--
+
+
+_Typographical Errors._
+
+The New Times speaks (some time ago) of a "Party given by the Duke of
+_Pork_!" Another paper, of "Proceedings in the Court of Common
+_Fleas_!" and the _Morning Chronicle_ of Tuesday last speaks of "an
+atrocious _Bobbery_!" The cream of this criticism on others is, that the
+very same paper has the following paragraph:--"_Fleet Prison, Dec.
+26th._ Died last night, about 12 o'clock, the Rev. Mr. Chaundy, in the
+meridian of life. This makes the ninth death which has happened in the
+Fleet since the 29th of April last. The free use of spirituous liquors
+is the cause of so much MORALITY in the prison."
+
+BONAS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A "MELTING SUBJECT."
+
+
+M. Tissot, a celebrated French physician, who was the intimate friend of
+Zimmerman, relates the case of a literary gentleman, who would never
+venture near a fire, from imagining himself to be made of butter, and
+being fearful he should melt.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "There are whom heaven has bless'd with store of wit,
+ Yet want as much again to manage it."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
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+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction, No. 351
+ Volume 13, Saturday, January 10, 1829
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+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page17" name="page17"></a>[pg 17]</span>
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <table width="100%" summary="Volume, Number, and Date">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>Vol. 13. No. 351.</b></td>
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1829.</b></td>
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <div class="figure" style="width:100%;">
+ <a href="images/351-001.png"><img width="100%" src="images/351-001.png"
+ alt="MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE, REGENT'S PARK." /></a>
+ </div>
+ <h4>MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE, REGENT'S PARK.</h4>
+ <hr />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page18" name="page18"></a>[pg 18]</span>
+ <h3>MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE.</h3>
+ <p>This picturesque structure crosses the Canal towards the Northern verge of the
+ Regent's Park; and nearly opposite to it is a road leading to Primrose Hill, as
+ celebrated in the annals of Cockayne as was the Palatino among the ancient
+ Romans.</p>
+ <p>The bridge was built from the designs of Mr. Morgan, and its construction is
+ considered to be "appropriate and architectural." Its piers are formed by cast-iron
+ columns, of the Grecian Doric order, from which spring the arches, covering the
+ towing-path, the canal itself, and the southern bank. The <i>abacus</i>, or top of
+ the columns, the mouldings or ornaments of the capitals, and the frieze, are in
+ exceeding good taste, as are the ample shafts. The supporters of the roadway,
+ likewise, correspond with the order; although, says Mr. Elmes, the architect,
+ "fastidious critics may object to the dignity of the pure ancient Doric being
+ violated by degrading it into supporters of modern arches." The centre arch is
+ appropriated to the canal and the towing-path, and the two external arches to
+ foot-passengers, and as communications to the road above them. Mr. Elmes<a
+ id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> sums
+ up the merits of the bridge as follows:&mdash;"It has a beautiful and light
+ appearance, and is an improvement in execution upon a design of Perronet's for an
+ <i>architectural</i> bridge, that is, a bridge of <i>orders</i>. The columns are well
+ proportioned, and suitably robust, carrying solidity, grace, and beauty in every
+ part; from the massy grandeur of the abacus, to the graceful revolving of the
+ beautiful echinus, and to the majestic simplicity of the slightly indented flutings."
+ He then suggests certain improvements in the design, which would have made the bridge
+ "unexceptionably the most novel and the most tasteful in the metropolis. Even as it
+ is, it is scarcely surpassed for lightness, elegance, and originality by any in
+ Europe. It is of the same family with the beautiful little bridge in Hyde Park,
+ between the new entrance and the barracks."</p>
+ <p>We are happy to quote the above praise on the construction of <i>Macclesfield
+ Bridge</i>, inasmuch as a critical notice of many of the structures in the Regent's
+ Park would subject them to much severe and merited censure. The forms of bridges
+ admit, perhaps, of more display of taste than any other species of ornamental
+ architecture, and of a greater means of contributing to the picturesque beauty of the
+ surrounding scenery.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>TRIBUTES TO THE DEAD, &amp;c.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i10">"When our friends we lose,</p>
+ <p>Our alter'd feelings alter too our views;</p>
+ <p>What in their tempers, teazed or distress'd,</p>
+ <p>Is with our anger, and the dead at rest;</p>
+ <p>And must we grieve, no longer trial made,</p>
+ <p>For that impatience which we then display'd?</p>
+ <p>Now to their love and worth of every kind,</p>
+ <p>A soft compunction turns the afflicted mind;</p>
+ <p>Virtues neglected then, adored become,</p>
+ <p>And graces slighted, blossom on the tomb."</p>
+ <p class="i10">CRABBE.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>"It was the early wish of Pope," says Dr. Knox, "that when he died, not a stone
+ might tell where he lay. It is a wish that will commonly be granted with reluctance.
+ The affection of those whom we leave behind us is at a loss for methods to display
+ its wonted solicitude, and seeks consolation under sorrow, in doing honour to all
+ that remains. It is natural that filial piety, parental tenderness, and conjugal
+ love, should mark, with some fond memorial, the clay-cold spot where the form, still
+ fostered in the bosom, moulders away. And did affection go no farther, who could
+ censure? But, in recording the virtues of the departed, either zeal or vanity leads
+ to an excess perfectly ludicrous. A marble monument, with an inscription palpably
+ false and ridiculously pompous, is far more offensive to true taste, than the wooden
+ memorial of the rustic, sculptured with painted bones, and decked out with death's
+ head in all the colours of the rainbow. There is an elegance and a classical
+ simplicity in the turf-clad heap of mould which covers the poor man's grave, though
+ it has nothing to defend it from the insults of the proud but a bramble. The primrose
+ that grows upon it is a better ornament than the gilded lies on the oppressor's
+ tombstone."</p>
+ <p>The Greeks had a custom of bedecking tombs with herbs and flowers, among which
+ parsley was chiefly in use, as appears from Plutarch's story of Timoleon, who,
+ marching up an ascent, from the top of which he might take a view of the army and
+ strength of the Carthaginians, was met by a company of mules laden with parsley,
+ which his soldiers conceived to be a very ill boding and fatal occurrence, that being
+ the very herb wherewith they adorned the sepulchres of the dead. This custom gave
+ birth to that despairing proverb, when we pronounce of one dangerously sick, that he
+ has need of nothing but parsley; which is in effect to say, he's a dead man, and
+ ready for the grave. All sorts of purple and white flowers were acceptable to the
+ dead; as the amaranthus, which was first <span class="pagenum"><a id="page19"
+ name="page19"></a>[pg 19]</span> used by the Thessalians to adorn Achilles's grave.
+ The rose, too, was very grateful; nor was the use of myrtle less common. In short,
+ graves were bedecked with garlands of all sorts of flowers, as appears from
+ Agamemnon's daughter in Sophocles:&mdash;</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"No sooner came I to my father's tomb,</p>
+ <p>But milk fresh pour'd in copious streams did flow,</p>
+ <p>And <i>flowers</i> of ev'ry sort around were strow'd."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>Several other tributes were frequently laid upon graves, as ribands; whence it is
+ said that Epaminondas's soldiers being disanimated at seeing the riband that hung
+ upon his spear carried by the wind to a certain Laced&aelig;monian sepulchre, he bid
+ them take courage, for that it portended destruction to the Laced&aelig;mons, it
+ being customary to deck the sepulchres of their dead with ribands. Another thing
+ dedicated to the dead was their hair. Electra, in Sophocles, says, that Agamemnon had
+ commanded her and Chrysosthemis to pay this honour:&mdash;</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"With drink-off'rings and <i>locks of hair</i> we must,</p>
+ <p>According to his will, his <i>tomb</i> adorn."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>It was likewise customary to perfume the grave-stones with sweet ointments,
+ &amp;c.</p>
+ <p>P.T.W.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SONG.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>I've roam'd the thorny path of life,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And search'd abroad to find.</p>
+ <p>Amid the blooming flowers so rife,</p>
+ <p class="i2">That germ called peace of mind.</p>
+ <p>At length a lovely lily caught</p>
+ <p class="i2">My anxious, longing view,</p>
+ <p>With all the sweets of "Heartsease" fraught,</p>
+ <p class="i2">That fragrant flower was YOU.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Thy smile to me is Heaven divine,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Thy voice the soul of Love&mdash;</p>
+ <p>In pity, then, sweet maid, be mine,</p>
+ <p class="i2">My "heartsease" flow'ret prove.</p>
+ <p>Nor wealth nor power would I attain,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Though uncontrolled and free&mdash;</p>
+ <p>All other joys to me are pain,</p>
+ <p class="i2">When sever'd, love, from THEE.</p>
+ <p class="i10">ELFORD.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CHARLES BRANDON, AFTERWARDS DUKE OF SUFFOLK.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+ <p>An event in the life of this nobleman gave Otway the plot for his celebrated
+ tragedy of "The Orphan," though he laid the scene of his play in Bohemia. It is
+ recorded in the "English Adventures," a very scarce pamphlet, published in 1667, only
+ two or three copies of which are extant. The father of Charles Brandon retired, on
+ the death of his lady, to the borders of Hampshire. His family consisted of two sons,
+ and a young lady, the daughter of a friend, lately deceased, whom he adopted as his
+ own child.</p>
+ <p>This lady being singularly beautiful, as well as amiable in her manners, attracted
+ the affections of both the brothers. The elder, however, was the favourite, and he
+ privately married her; which the younger not knowing, and overhearing an appointment
+ of the lovers to meet the next night in her bed-chamber, he contrived to get his
+ brother otherwise employed, and made the signal of admission himself, (thinking it a
+ mere intrigue.) Unfortunately he succeeded.</p>
+ <p>On discovery, the lady lost her reason, and soon after died. The two brothers
+ fought, and the elder fell. The father broke his heart a few months afterwards. The
+ younger brother, Charles Brandon, the unintentional author of all this family misery,
+ quitted England in despair, with a fixed determination of never returning.</p>
+ <p>Being abroad for several years, his nearest relations supposed him dead, and began
+ to take the necessary steps for obtaining his estates; when, roused by this
+ intelligence, he returned privately to England, and for a time took obscure lodgings
+ in the vicinity of his family mansion.</p>
+ <p>While he was in this retreat, the young king, (Henry VIII.), who had just buried
+ his father, was one day hunting on the borders of Hampshire, when he heard the cries
+ of a female in distress in an adjoining wood. His gallantry immediately summoned him
+ to the place, though he then happened to be detached from all his courtiers, where he
+ saw two ruffians attempting to violate the honour of a young lady. The king instantly
+ drew on them; and a scuffle ensued, which roused the <i>reverie</i> of Charles
+ Brandon, who was taking his morning walk in an adjoining thicket. He immediately
+ ranged himself on the side of the king, whom he then did not know; and by his
+ dexterity, soon disarmed one of the ruffians, while the other fled.</p>
+ <p>The king, charmed with this act of gallantry, so congenial to his own mind,
+ inquired the name and family of the stranger; and not only repossessed him of his
+ patrimonial estates, but took him under his immediate protection.</p>
+ <p>It was this same Charles Brandon who afterwards privately married Henry's sister,
+ Margaret, queen-dowager of France; which marriage the king not only forgave, but
+ created him Duke of Suffolk, and continued his favour towards him to the last hour of
+ the duke's life.</p>
+ <p>He died before Henry; and the latter showed, in his attachment to this nobleman,
+ that notwithstanding his fits of capriciousness <span class="pagenum"><a
+ name="page20" id="page20"></a>[pg 20]</span> and cruelty, he was capable of a cordial
+ and steady friendship. He was sitting in council when the news of Suffolk's death
+ reached him; and he publicly took that occasion, both to express his own sorrow, and
+ to celebrate the merits of the deceased. He declared, that during the whole course of
+ their acquaintance, his brother-in-law had not made a single attempt to injure an
+ adversary, and had never whispered a word to the disadvantage of any one; "and are
+ there <i>any of you</i>, my lords, who can say as much?" When the king subjoined
+ these words, (says the historian,) he looked round in all their faces, and saw that
+ confusion which the consciousness of secret guilt naturally threw upon them.</p>
+ <p>Otway took his plot from the fact related in this pamphlet; but to avoid, perhaps,
+ interfering in a circumstance which might affect many noble families at that time
+ living, he laid the scene of his tragedy in Bohemia.</p>
+ <p>There is a large painting of the above incident now at Woburn, the seat of his
+ Grace the Duke of Bedford; and the old duchess-dowager, in showing this picture a few
+ years before her death to a nobleman, related the particulars of the story.</p>
+ <p>A CORRESPONDENT.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>THE TOPOGRAPHER.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CARMARTHEN.</h3>
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror)</i></h4>
+ <p>The best or north-east view of Carmarthen comprises the bridge, part of the quay,
+ with the granaries and shipping, and in the middle is seen part of the castle. Few
+ towns can, perhaps, boast of greater antiquity, or of so many antiquarian remains as
+ Carmarthen, South Wales; although, I am sorry to say, that their origin and history
+ have not been, I believe, clearly explained or understood by the literary world. One
+ would conclude, that as a Welshman is almost proverbially distinguished for deeming
+ himself illustriously descended, and relating his long pedigree, he would naturally
+ boast of, and exhibit to the public, some account of these vestiges of his ancestors;
+ but such is not the case, and to their shame be it spoken, these ruins are scarcely
+ noticed with any degree of interest by the inhabitants of Carmarthen. But to my
+ subject. The name is derived from <i>caera</i>, wall, and <i>marthen</i>, a
+ corruption of Merlyn, the name of its founder, who was a great necromancer and
+ prophet, and held in high respect by the Welsh. There is a seat hewn out of a rock in
+ a grove near this town, called Merlyn's Grove, where it is said he studied. He
+ prophesied the fate of Wales, and said that Carmarthen would some day sink and be
+ covered with water. I would concur with the author of a "Family Tour through the
+ British Empire," by attributing his influence, not to any powers in magic, but to a
+ superior understanding; although some of his predictions have been verified. The town
+ of Carmarthen is pleasantly situated in a valley surrounded by hills; it has been
+ fortified with walls and a castle, part of which remain; so that it appears to have
+ been the residence of many princes of Wales. It has also been a Roman station, and
+ has the remains of a Roman pr&aelig;torium. Amongst its other antiquities are the
+ Grey Friars, (a monastery,) the Bulwark, (a trench on the side of the town that
+ fronts the river,) and the Priory. Its modern buildings are, the monument erected to
+ Sir Thomas Picton, the Guildhall, the two gaols, a fish and butter market-place, over
+ which is the town fire-bell; the slaughter-house, similar to the abattoir at Paris,
+ and excellent shambles, with poultry and potato market-places annexed. The church,
+ which is an ancient one, has an unattractive exterior; but when you enter it, I think
+ you will say it can compete with any church for ancient beauty and ornament. Amongst
+ the tombs in the chancel are those of Sir Rhys ap Thomas, with the effigies of him
+ and his lady, affording a specimen of the costume of the reign of Henry VII.; and Sir
+ Richard Steele, whose remains are discovered by a small, simple tablet. There is a
+ promenade here, called the Parade, which commands a fine and extensive view of the
+ surrounding picturesque scenery and of the Towy, where the coracles may be seen
+ plying about. The town consists of ten principal streets, noted for being kept clean,
+ and lighted with gas. It is governed by a mayor, two sheriffs, and twenty councilmen;
+ sends a member to Parliament, and gives title of marquess to the family of Osborne.
+ It carries on a great trade in butter and oats; and traffics much with Bristol by the
+ river Towy, which runs into the sea; whence ships of two hundred tons burden come up
+ to the town. The bay is very dangerous, owing to the bar and the quicksands. Its
+ chief manufacture is tin, which is esteemed the best in the kingdom. It has a small
+ theatre, in appearance a stable; but it is in contemplation to build a new one, as
+ also a church; so that you will perceive the march of improvement is rapidly
+ spreading into Wales, as well as other places.</p>
+ <p>W.H.</p>
+ <p>P.S. Since I sent you an account of Picton's Monument at Carmarthen, it has <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page21" id="page21"></a>[pg 21]</span> been altered. The
+ statue, bas-reliefs, and ornaments of the Picton Monument, have been bronzed by the
+ direction of Mr. Nash, on his late visit to this town. Elegant as this column was
+ before, the effect of the bronze, and a few other alterations, have so improved its
+ appearance, as to make it seem a different structure. Nothing now remains to complete
+ the outside but the names of the different actions in which Sir T. Picton was engaged
+ during his honourable career. These are to be placed in bronzed letters on the base.
+ A Latin inscription, already prepared, together with the arms and a bust of Picton,
+ will ornament the inside of the building. It certainly is a monument worthy of the
+ hero to whose memory it has been erected, and of the country by which it has been
+ raised.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>THE SKETCH BOOK.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>WATERLOO, THE DAY AFTER THE BATTLE.</h3>
+ <h4><i>By an eye witness.</i></h4>
+ <p>[For the following very interesting Narrative, our acknowledgments are due to the
+ <i>United Service Journal,</i>&mdash;a work which has just started with the year, and
+ to which, in the "customary" phrase, we wish "many happy returns."]</p>
+ <p>The summer of 1815 found me at Brussels. The town was then crowded to
+ excess&mdash;it seemed a city of splendour; the bright and varied uniforms of so many
+ different nations, mingled with the gay dresses of female beauty in the Park, and the
+ <i>All&eacute;e Verte</i> was thronged with superb horses and brilliant equipages.
+ The <i>tables d'h&ocirc;te</i> resounded with a confusion of tongues which might have
+ rivalled the Tower of Babel, and the shops actually glittered with showy toys hung
+ out to tempt money from the pockets of the English, whom the Flemings seemed to
+ consider as walking bags of gold. Balls and plays, routs and dinners were the only
+ topics of conversation; and though some occasional rumours were spread that the
+ French had made an incursion within the lines, and carried off a few head of cattle,
+ the tales were too vague to excite the least alarm. I was then lodging with a Madame
+ Tissand, on the Place du Sablon, and I occasionally chatted with my hostess on the
+ critical posture of affairs. Every Frenchwoman loves politics, and Madame Tissand,
+ who was deeply interested in the subject, continually assured me of her complete
+ devotion to the English.&mdash;"Ces maudits Fran&ccedil;ois!" cried she one day, with
+ almost terrific energy, when speaking of Napoleon's army. "If they should dare come
+ to Brussels, I will tear their eyes out!"&mdash;"Oh, aunt!" sighed her pretty niece;
+ "remember that Louis is a conscript!"&mdash;"Silence, Annette. I hate even my son,
+ since he is fighting against the brave English!"&mdash;This was accompanied with a
+ bow to me; but I own that I thought Annette's love far more interesting than Madame's
+ Anglicism.</p>
+ <p>On the 3rd of June, I went to see ten thousand troops reviewed by the Dukes of
+ Wellington and Brunswick. Imagination cannot picture any thing finer than the
+ <i>ensemble</i> of this scene. The splendid uniforms of the English, Scotch, and
+ Hanoverians, contrasted strongly with the gloomy black of the Brunswick Hussars,
+ whose veneration for the memory of their old Duke, could be only be equalled by their
+ devotion to his son. The firm step of the Highlanders seemed irresistible; and as
+ they moved in solid masses, they appeared prepared to sweep away every thing that
+ opposed them. In short, I was delighted with the cleanliness, military order, and
+ excellent appointments of the men generally, and I was particularly struck with the
+ handsome features of the Duke of Brunswick, whose fine, manly figure, as he galloped
+ across the field, quite realized my <i>beau ideal</i> of a warrior. The next time I
+ saw the Duke of Brunswick was at the dress ball, given at the Assembly-rooms in the
+ Rue Ducale, on the night of the 15th of June. I stood near him when he received the
+ information that a powerful French force was advancing in the direction of Charleroy.
+ "Then it is high time for me to be off," said the Duke, and I never saw him alive
+ again. The assembly broke up abruptly, and in half an hour drums were beating and
+ bugles sounding. The good burghers of the city, who were almost all enjoying their
+ first sleep, started from their beds at the alarm, and hastened to the streets,
+ wrapped in the first things they could find. The most ridiculous and absurd rumours
+ were rapidly circulated and believed. The most general impression seemed to be that
+ the town was on fire; the next that the Duke of Wellington had been assassinated; but
+ when it was discovered that the French were advancing, the consternation became
+ general, and every one hurried to the Place Royale, where the Hanoverians and
+ Brunswickers were already mustering.</p>
+ <p>About one o'clock in the morning of the 16th, the whole population of Brussels
+ seemed in motion. The streets were crowded as in full day; lights flashed to and fro;
+ artillery and baggage-wagons were creaking in every direction; the <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page22" id="page22"></a>[pg 22]</span> drums beat to arms,
+ and the bugles sounded loudly "the dreadful note of preparation." The noise and
+ bustle surpassed all description; here were horses plunging and kicking amidst a
+ crowd of terrified burghers; there lovers parting from their weeping mistresses. Now
+ the attention was attracted by a park of artillery thundering through the streets;
+ and now, by a group of officers disputing loudly the demands of their imperturbable
+ Flemish landlords; for not even the panic which prevailed could frighten the Flemings
+ out of a single *stiver; screams and yells occasionally rose above the busy hum that
+ murmured through the crowd, but the general sound resembled the roar of the distant
+ ocean. Between two and three o'clock the Brunswickers marched from the town, still
+ clad in the mourning which they wore for their old duke, and burning to avenge his
+ death. Alas! they had a still more fatal loss to lament ere they returned. At four,
+ the whole disposable force under the Duke of Wellington was collected together, but
+ in such haste, that many of the officers had not time to change their silk stockings
+ and dancing shoes; and some, quite overcome by drowsiness, were seen lying asleep
+ about the ramparts, still holding, however, with a firm hand, the reins of their
+ horses which were grazing by their sides. About five o'clock, the word "march" was
+ heard in all directions, and instantly the whole mass appeared to move
+ simultaneously. I conversed with several of the officers previous to their departure,
+ and not one appeared to have the slightest idea of an approaching engagement. The
+ Duke of Wellington and his staff did not quit Brussels till past eleven o'clock; and
+ it was not till some time after they were gone, that it was generally known the whole
+ French army, including a strong corps of cavalry, was within a few miles of Quatre
+ Bras, where the brave Duke of Brunswick first met the enemy:</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"And foremost fighting&mdash;fell."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>Dismay seized us all, when we found that a powerful French army was really within
+ twenty-eight miles of us; and we shuddered at the thought of the awful contest which
+ was taking place. For my own part, I had never been so near a field of battle before,
+ and I cannot describe my sensations. We knew that our army had no alternative but to
+ fly, or fight with a force four times stronger than its own: and though we could not
+ doubt British bravery, we trembled at the fearful odds to which our men must be
+ exposed. Cannon, lances, and swords, were opposed to the English bayonet alone.
+ Cavalry we had none on the first day, for the horses had been sent to grass, and the
+ men were scattered too widely over the country, to be collected at such short notice.
+ Under these circumstances, victory was impossible; indeed, nothing but the stanch
+ bravery, and exact discipline of the men, prevented the foremost of our infantry from
+ being annihilated; and though the English maintained their ground during the day, at
+ night a retreat became necessary. The agony of the British, resident at Brussels,
+ during the whole of this eventful day, sets all language at defiance. No one thought
+ of rest or food; but every one who could get a telescope, flew to the ramparts to
+ strain his eyes, in vain attempts to discover what was passing. At length, some
+ soldiers in French uniforms were seen in the distance; and as the news flew from
+ mouth to mouth, it was soon magnified into a rumour that the French were coming.
+ Horror seized the English and their adherents, and the hitherto concealed partizans
+ of the French began openly to avow themselves; tri-coloured ribbons grew suddenly
+ into great request, and cries of "Vive l'Empereur!" resounded through the air. These
+ exclamations, however, were changed to "Vive le Lord Vellington!" when it was
+ discovered that the approaching French came as captives, not conquerors.</p>
+ <p>Between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, I walked up to the <i>Porte de
+ Namur</i>, where the wounded were just beginning to arrive. Fortunately some
+ commodious caravans had arrived from England, only a few days before, and these were
+ now entering the gate. They were filled principally with Brunswickers and
+ Highlanders; and it was an appalling spectacle to behold the very soldiers, whose
+ fine martial appearance and excellent appointments I had so much admired at the
+ review, now lying helpless and mutilated&mdash;their uniforms soiled with blood and
+ dirt&mdash;their mouths blackened with biting their cartridges, and all the splendour
+ of their equipments entirely destroyed. When the caravans stopped, I approached them,
+ and addressed a Scotch officer who was only slightly wounded in the knee.&mdash;"Are
+ the French coming, sir?" asked I.&mdash;"Egad I can't tell," returned he. "We know
+ nothing about it. We had enough to do to take care of ourselves. They are fighting
+ like devils; and I'm off again as soon as my wound's dressed."&mdash;An English lady,
+ elegantly attired, now rushed forwards&mdash;"Is my husband safe?" asked she
+ eagerly.&mdash;"Good God! Madam," replied one of the men, "how can we possibly <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page23" id="page23"></a>[pg 23]</span> tell! I don't know
+ the fate of those who were fighting by my side; and I could not see a yard round me."
+ She scarcely heeded what he said; and rushed out of the gate, wildly repeating her
+ question to every one she met. Some French prisoners now arrived. I noticed one, a
+ fine fellow, who had had one arm shot off; and though the bloody and mangled tendons
+ were still undressed, and had actually dried and blackened in the sun, he marched
+ along with apparent indifference, carrying a loaf of bread under his remaining arm,
+ and shouting <i>"Vive l'Empereur!"</i> I asked him if the French were
+ coming.&mdash;"Je le crois bien," returned he, "preparez un souper, mes
+ bourgeois&mdash;il soupera &agrave; Bruxelles ce soir."&mdash;Pretty information for
+ me, thought I. "Don't believe him, sir," said a Scotchman, who lay close beside me,
+ struggling to speak, though apparently in the last agony. "It's all
+ right&mdash;I&mdash;assure&mdash;you&mdash;." The whole of Friday night was passed in
+ the greatest anxiety; the wounded arrived every hour, and the accounts they brought
+ of the carnage which was taking place were absolutely terrific. Saturday morning was
+ still worse; an immense number of supernumeraries and runaways from the army came
+ rushing in at the <i>Porte de Namur,</i> and these fugitives increased the public
+ panic to the utmost. <i>Sauve qui peut!</i> now became the universal feeling; all
+ ties of friendship or kindred were forgotten, and an earnest desire to quit Brussels
+ seemed to absorb every faculty. To effect this object, the greatest sacrifices were
+ made. Every beast of burthen, and every species of vehicle were put into requisition
+ to convey persons and property to Antwerp. Even the dogs and fish-carts did not
+ escape&mdash;enormous sums were given for the humblest modes of conveyance, and when
+ all failed, numbers set off on foot. The road soon became choked up&mdash;cars,
+ wagons, and carriages of every description were joined together in an immovable mass
+ and property to an immense amount was abandoned by its owners, who were too much
+ terrified even to think of the loss they were sustaining. A scene of frightful riot
+ and devastation ensued. Trunks, boxes, and portmanteaus were broken open and pillaged
+ without mercy; and every one who pleased, helped himself to what he liked with
+ impunity. The disorder was increased by a rumour, that the Duke of Wellington was
+ retreating towards Brussels, in a sort of running fight, closely pursued by the
+ enemy; the terror of the fugitives now almost amounted to frenzy, and they flew like
+ maniacs escaping from a madhouse. It is scarcely possible to imagine a more
+ distressing scene. A great deal of rain had fallen during the night, and the unhappy
+ fugitives were obliged literally to wade through mud. I had, from the first,
+ determined to await my fate in Brussels; but on this eventful morning, I walked a few
+ miles on the road to Antwerp, to endeavour to assist my flying countrymen. I was soon
+ disgusted with the scene, and finding all my efforts to be useful, unavailing, I
+ returned to the town, which now seemed like a city of the dead; for a gloomy silence
+ reigned through the streets, like that fearful calm which precedes a storm; the shops
+ were all closed, and all business was suspended. During the panic of Friday and
+ Saturday, the sacrifice of property made by the British residents was enormous. A
+ chest of drawers sold for five francs, a bed for ten, and a horse for fifty. In one
+ instance, which fell immediately under my own observation, some household furniture
+ was sold for one thousand francs, (about 40l.) for which the owner had given seven
+ thousand francs, (280l.) only three weeks before. This was by no means a solitary
+ instance; indeed in most cases, the loss was much greater, and in many, houses full
+ of furniture were entirely deserted, and abandoned to pillage.</p>
+ <p>Sunday morning was ushered in by one of the most dreadful tempests I ever
+ remember. The crashing of thunder was followed by the roar of cannon, which was now
+ distinctly heard from the ramparts, and it is not possible to describe the fearful
+ effect of this apparent mockery of heaven. I never before felt so forcibly the
+ feebleness of man. The rain was tremendous&mdash;the sky looked like that in
+ Poussin's picture of the Deluge, and a heavy black cloud spread, like the wings of a
+ monstrous vulture, over Brussels. The wounded continued to arrive the whole of
+ Saturday night and Sunday morning, in a condition which defies description. They
+ appeared to have been dragged for miles through oceans of mud; their clothes were
+ torn, their caps and feathers cut to pieces, and their shoes and boots trodden off.
+ The accounts they brought were vague and disheartening&mdash;in fact, we could only
+ ascertain that the Duke of Wellington had late on Saturday taken up his position at
+ Waterloo, and that there he meant to wait the attack of the French. That this attack
+ had commenced we needed not to be informed, as the roar of the cannon became every
+ instant more distinct, till we even fancied that it shook the town. The wounded
+ represented the field of battle as a perfect quagmire, and their appearance <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page24" id="page24"></a>[pg 24]</span> testified the truth
+ of their assertions. About two o'clock a fresh alarm was excited by the horses, which
+ had been put in requisition to draw the baggage-wagons, being suddenly galloped
+ through the town. We fancied this a proof of defeat, but the fact was simply thus:
+ the peasants, from whom the horses had been taken, finding the drivers of the wagons
+ absent from their posts, seized the opportunity to cut the traces, and gallop off
+ with their cattle. As this explanation, however, was not given till the following
+ day, we thought that all was over; the few British adherents who had remained were in
+ despair, and tri-coloured cockades were suspended from every house. Even I, for the
+ first time, lost all courage, and my only consolation was the joy of Annette.
+ "England cannot be much injured by the loss of a Single battle," thought I; "and as
+ for me, it is of little consequence whether I am a prisoner on parole, or a mere
+ wanderer at pleasure. I may easily resign myself to my fate; but this poor girl would
+ break her heart if she lost her lover, for he is every thing to her." In this manner
+ I reasoned, but in spite of my affected philosophy, I could not divest myself of all
+ natural feeling; and when about six o'clock we heard that the French had given way,
+ and that the Prussians had eluded Grouch&egrave;, and were rapidly advancing to the
+ field, I quite forgot poor Annette, and thanked God with all my heart. At eight
+ o'clock there was no longer any doubt of our success, for a battalion of troops
+ marched into the town, and brought intelligence that the Duke of Wellington had
+ gained a complete victory, and that the French were flying, closely pursued by the
+ Prussians. Sunday night was employed in enthusiastic rejoicing. The tri-coloured
+ cockades had all disappeared, and the British colours were hoisted from every window.
+ The great bell of St. Gudule tolled, to announce the event to the surrounding
+ neighbourhood; and some of the English, who had only hidden themselves, ventured to
+ re-appear. The only alloy to the universal rapture which prevailed, was the number of
+ the wounded; the houses were insufficient to contain half; and the churches and
+ public buildings were littered down with straw for their reception. The body of the
+ Duke of Brunswick, who fell at Quatre Bras, was brought in on Saturday, and taken to
+ the quarters he had occupied near the Chateau de Lacken. I was powerfully affected
+ when I saw the corpse of one, whom I had so lately marked as blooming with youth and
+ health; but my eyes soon became accustomed to horrors. On Monday morning, June 19th,
+ I hastened to the field of battle: I was compelled to go through the forest de
+ Soign&ecirc;s, for the road was so completely choked up as to be
+ impassable.&mdash;The dead required no help; but thousands of wounded, who could not
+ help themselves, were in want of every thing; their features, swollen by the sun and
+ rain, looked livid and bloated. One poor fellow had a ghastly wound across his lower
+ lip, which gaped wide, and showed his teeth and gums, as though a second and
+ unnatural mouth had opened below his first. Another, quite blind from a gash across
+ his eyes, sat upright, gasping for breath, and murmuring, "De l'eau! de l'eau!" The
+ anxiety for water, was indeed most distressing. The German "Vaser! vaser!" and the
+ French "De l'eau! de l'eau!" still seem sounding in my ears. I am convinced that
+ hundreds must have perished from thirst alone, and they had no hope of assistance,
+ for even humane persons were afraid of approaching the scene of blood, lest they
+ should be taken in requisition to bury the dead; almost every person who came near,
+ being pressed into that most disgusting and painful service. This general burying was
+ truly horrible: large square holes were dug about six feet deep, and thirty or forty
+ fine young fellows stripped to their skins were thrown into each, pell mell, and then
+ covered over in so slovenly a manner, that sometimes a hand or foot peeped through
+ the earth. One of these holes was preparing as I passed, and the followers of the
+ army were stripping the bodies before throwing them into it, whilst some Russian Jews
+ were assisting in the spoilation of the dead, by chiseling out their teeth! an
+ operation which they performed with the most brutal indifference. The clinking
+ hammers of these wretches jarred horribly upon my ears, and mingled strangely with
+ the occasional report of pistols, which seemed echoing each other at stated
+ intervals, from different corners of the field. I could not divine the meaning of
+ these shots, till I was informed, that they proceeded from the Belgians, who were
+ killing the wounded horses. Hundreds of these fine creatures were, indeed, galloping
+ over the plain, kicking and plunging, apparently mad with pain, whilst the poor
+ wounded wretches who saw them coming, and could not get out of their way, shrieked in
+ agony, and tried to shrink back to escape from them, but in vain. Soon after, I saw
+ an immense horse (one of the Scotch Greys) dash towards a colonel of the Imperial
+ Guard, who had had his leg shattered; the horse was frightfully wounded, and part of
+ a <span class="pagenum"><a name="page25" id="page25"></a>[pg 25]</span> broken lance
+ still rankled in one of its wounds. It rushed snorting and plunging past the
+ Frenchman, and I shall never forget his piercing cry as it approached. I flew
+ instantly to the spot, but ere I reached it the man was dead; for, though I do not
+ think the horse had touched him, the terror he felt had been too much for his
+ exhausted frame. Sickened with the immense heaps of slain, which spread in all
+ directions as far as the eye could reach, I was preparing to return, when as I was
+ striding over the dead and dying, and meditating on the horrors of war, my attention
+ was attracted by a young Frenchman, who was lying on his back, apparently at the last
+ gasp. There was something in his countenance which interested me, and I fancied,
+ though I knew not when, or where, that I had seen him before. Some open letters were
+ lying around, and one was yet grasped in his hand as though he had been reading it to
+ the last moment. My eye fell upon the words "Mon cher fils," in a female hand, and I
+ felt interested for the fate of so affectionate a son. When I left home in the
+ morning, I had put a flask of brandy and some biscuit into my pocket, in the hope
+ that I might be useful to the wounded, but when I gazed on the countless multitude
+ which strewed the field, I felt discouraged from attempting to relieve them. Chance
+ had now directed my attention to one individual, and I was resolved to try to save
+ his life. His thigh was broken, and he was badly wounded on the left wrist, but the
+ vital parts were untouched, and his exhaustion seemed to arise principally from the
+ loss of blood. I poured a few drops of brandy into his mouth, and crumbling my
+ biscuit contrived to make him swallow a small particle. The effects of the dose were
+ soon visible; his eyes half opened, and a faint tinge of colour spread over his
+ cheek. I administered a little more, and it revived him so much that he tried to sit
+ upright. I raised him, and contriving to place him in such a manner, as to support
+ him against the dead body of a horse, I put the flask and biscuit by his side, and
+ departed in order to procure assistance to remove him. I recollected that a short
+ time before, I had seen a smoke issuing from a deep ditch, and that my olfactory
+ nerves had been saluted by a savoury smell as I passed. Guided by these indications,
+ I retraced my steps to the spot, and found some Scotch soldiers sheltered by a hedge,
+ very agreeably employed in cooking a quantity of beefsteaks over a wood tire, in a
+ French cuirass!! I was exceedingly diverted at this novel kind of frying-pan, which
+ served also as a dish; and after begging permission to dip a biscuit in their gravy
+ for the benefit of my patient, I told my tale, and was gratified by the eagerness
+ which they manifested to assist me; one ran to catch a horse with a soft Hussar
+ saddle, (there were hundreds galloping over the field,) and the rest went with me to
+ the youth, whom we found surprisingly recovered, though he was still unable to speak.
+ The horse was brought, and as we raised the young Frenchman to put him upon it, his
+ vest opened, and his <i>"livret"</i> fell out. This is a little book which every
+ French soldier is obliged to carry, and which contains an account of his name, age,
+ pay, accoutrements, and services. I picked it up, and offered it to my
+ patient&mdash;but the young man murmured the name of "Annette," and fainted.
+ "Annette!" the name thrilled through every nerve. I hastily opened the <i>livret,</i>
+ and found that it was indeed Louis Tissand whom I had saved! The rest is soon told.
+ Louis reached Brussels in safety, and even Madame's selfishness gave way to rapture
+ on recovering her son. As to Annette&mdash;but why perplex myself to describe her
+ feelings? If my readers have ever loved, they may conceive them. Louis soon
+ recovered; indeed with such a nurse he could not fail to get well. When I next
+ visited Brussels, I found Annette surrounded by three or tour smiling cherubs, to
+ whom I was presented as <i>le bon Anglais,</i> who preserved the life of their
+ papa.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>NOTES OF A READER</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>GERMAN SCHOOLS.</h3>
+ <p>A law respecting schools has existed, more or less, in the states of the south of
+ Germany, for above a century, but which has been greatly improved within the last
+ thirty years. By this law, parents are compelled to send their children to school,
+ from the age of six to fourteen years, where they must be taught reading, writing,
+ and arithmetic, but where they may acquire as much additional instruction in other
+ branches as their parents choose to pay for. To many of the schools of Bavaria large
+ gardens are attached, in which, the boys are taught the principal operations of
+ agriculture and gardening in their hours of play; and, in all the schools of the
+ three states, the girls, in addition to the same instruction as the boys, are taught
+ knitting, sewing, embroidery, &amp;c. It is the duty of the police and priest (which
+ may be considered equivalent to our parish vestries) of each commune or parish, to
+ see that the law is duly executed, <span class="pagenum"><a name="page26"
+ id="page26"></a>[pg 26]</span> the children sent regularly, and instructed duly. If
+ the parents are partially or wholly unable to pay for their children, the commune
+ makes up the deficiency. Religion is taught by the priest of the village or hamlet;
+ and where, as is frequently the case in Wurtemberg, there are two or three religions
+ in one parish, each child is taught by the priest of its parents; all of which
+ priests are, from their office, members of the committee or vestry of the commune.
+ The priest or priests of the parish have the regular inspection of the school-master,
+ and are required by the government to see that he does his duty, while each priest,
+ at the same time, sees that the children of his flock attend regularly. After the
+ child has been the appointed number of years at school, it receives from the
+ schoolmaster, and the priest of the religion to which it belongs, a certificate,
+ without which it cannot procure employment. To employ any, person under twenty-one,
+ without such a certificate, is illegal, and punished by a fixed fine, as is almost
+ every other offence in this part of Germany; and the fines are never remitted, which
+ makes punishment always certain. The schoolmaster is paid much in the same way as in
+ Scotland; by a house, a garden, and sometimes a field, and by a small salary from the
+ parish, and by fixed rates for the children.</p>
+ <p>A second law, which is coeval with the school law, renders it illegal for any
+ young man to marry before he is twenty-five, or any young woman before she is
+ eighteen; and a young man, at whatever age he wishes to marry, must show, to the
+ police and the priest of the commune where he resides, that he is able, and has the
+ prospect, to provide for a wife and family.&mdash;<i>London's Mag. Nat. Hist.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>EATING AND WRITING.</h3>
+ <p>Ovid, Horace, and Virgil all frequented the tables of the great; Cato warmed his
+ virtue with wine; Shakspeare kept up his <i>verve</i> with stolen venison; Steele and
+ Addison wrote their best papers over a bottle; Sir Walter Scott is famed for good
+ housekeeping; and I know authors who love to dine like lords. Even booksellers do
+ their spiriting more gently for good fare, and bid for an author the most spiritedly
+ after dinner.</p>
+ <p>There is not a more vulgar mistake than that of confounding good eating with
+ gluttony and excess. It is not because a man gets twenty or five-and-twenty guineas
+ per sheet for a dashing article, and has taste to expend his well-earned cash upon a
+ cook who knows how to dress a dinner, that he is necessarily to gorge himself like a
+ mastiff with sheep's paunch. On the contrary, if he means to preserve the powers of
+ his palate intact, he must "live cleanly as a nobleman should do." The fat-witted
+ people in the City are not nice in their eating, quantity being more closely
+ considered by them than quality. There is, I admit, something in the good man's
+ concluding conjecture, that "the sort of diet men observe influences their style." I
+ should know an "heavy-wet" man at the third line; and I can tell to a nicety when
+ Theodore Hook writes upon claret, and when he is inspired by the over-heating and
+ acrimonious stimulus of Max. Hayley obviously composed upon tea and bread and butter.
+ Dr. Philpots may be nosed a mile off for priestly port and the fat bulls of Basan;
+ and Southey's Quarterly articles are written on an empty stomach, and before his
+ crudities, like the breath of Sir Roger de Coverley's barber, have been "mollified by
+ a breakfast."&mdash;<i>New Monthly Mag.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SACRED POETRY.</h3>
+ <p>Songs and hymns, in honour of their Gods, are found among all people who have
+ either religion or verse. There is scarcely any pagan poetry, ancient or modern, in
+ which allusions to the national mythology are not so frequent as to constitute the
+ most copious materials, as well as the most brilliant embellishments. The poets of
+ Persia and Arabia, in like manner, have adorned their gorgeous strains with the
+ fables and morals of the Koran. The relics of Jewish song which we possess, with few
+ exceptions, are consecrated immediately to the glory of God, by whom, indeed, they
+ were inspired. The first Christians were wont to edify themselves in psalms and
+ hymns, and spiritual songs; and though we have no specimens of these left, except the
+ occasional doxologies ascribed to the redeemed in the Book of Revelation, it cannot
+ be doubted that they used not only the psalms of the Old Testament, literally, or
+ accommodated to the circumstances of a new and rising Church, but that they had
+ original lays of their own, in which they celebrated the praises of Christ, as the
+ Saviour of the world. In the middle ages, the Roman Catholic and Greek churches
+ statedly adopted singing as an essential part of public worship; but this, like the
+ reading of the Scriptures, was too frequently in an unknown tongue, by an affectation
+ of wisdom, to excite the veneration of ignorance, when the learned, in their
+ craftiness, taught that "Ignorance is the mother of devotion;" and Ignorance was very
+ willing to believe it. At the era of the Reformation, <span class="pagenum"><a
+ name="page27" id="page27"></a>[pg 27]</span> psalms and hymns, in the vernacular
+ tongue, were revived in Germany, England, and elsewhere, among the other means of
+ grace, of which Christendom had been for centuries
+ defrauded.&mdash;<i>Montgomery.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SUPERSTITION.</h3>
+ <p>Grievously are they mistaken who think that the revival of literature was the
+ death of superstition&mdash;that ghosts, demons, and exorcists retreated before the
+ march of intellect, and fled the British shore along with monks, saints, and masses.
+ Superstition, deadly superstition, may co-exist with much learning, with high
+ civilization, with any religion, or with utter irreligion. Canidia wrought her spells
+ in the Augustan age, and Chaldean fortune-tellers haunted Rome in the sceptical days
+ of Juvenal. Matthew Hopkins, the witch-finder, and Lilly, the astrologer, were
+ contemporaries of Selden, Harrington, and Milton. Perhaps there never was a more
+ superstitious period than that which produced Erasmus and Bacon.
+ <i>&mdash;Blackwood's Mag.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>"FELLOW" FEELING.</h3>
+ <p>A "certain exalted personage," as the newspapers would say, commanded the
+ attendance of a physician, who was only a Licentiate, and, thereby, struck
+ consternation throughout the whole body of "Fellows." The great men already in
+ attendance were dreadfully alarmed and confounded by this terrible subversion of
+ established College etiquette. "Sire!" said one of them, "we humbly acquaint your
+ Majesty, with all dutiful submission that as Dr.&mdash;&mdash; is not a Fellow, it is
+ contrary to rule and custom to meet him in attendance here."&mdash;"A Fellow?" asked
+ his Majesty; "what mean ye?" The learned physician explained. "Well, make him a
+ Fellow, then," was his Majesty's quick reply; and he was accordingly made one!</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CULTIVATION OF WASTE LANDS.</h3>
+ <p>No man at all acquainted with the principles of fertility and the present state of
+ British tillage, can for a moment doubt that a very large quantity of waste land is
+ scattered over the different districts of this country, which is not only susceptible
+ of improvement, but which would yield an ample return for any amount of labour which
+ could, for centuries to come, be spared from the cultivation of our own land. To be
+ fully convinced of this fact, no man need do more than ride twenty miles in any
+ direction from the metropolis. Let him select whatever road he may choose for his
+ excursion, and he will find tracts of land, forming in the aggregate a very
+ considerable quantity, which at this moment remain in the hands of nature&mdash;which
+ man has never made the slightest effort to reclaim. Even the hebdomadal excursions of
+ the citizen will conduct him over or near many such scenes. What Gilpin, living
+ within the sound of Bow-bells, does not know Epping and Hainault Forests, Hounslow,
+ Putney, and Black Heaths, Brook Green, Turnham Green, Wandsworth, Esher, Sydenham,
+ Hays, and various other Commons? Within a circle of twenty miles around the largest
+ and most opulent city in the world, we thus discover a large quantity of land, which
+ cultivation would render highly productive, but which, in its present state of waste,
+ is of little or no value to the public. And this land, situated in the very outskirts
+ of the metropolis, continues to be utterly neglected, if not entirely overlooked, at
+ a moment when the whole kingdom resounds with the groans of those who argue that the
+ population of this country has outrun the means of subsisting them. As the traveller
+ advances in his journey from the metropolis, the waste becomes more extensive, if not
+ more numerous. The English wastes, which amount to about five millions of acres, are
+ more valuable than those of Ireland; and these again are more improvable than, the
+ Scotish wastes.&mdash;<i>Quarterly Rev.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>CHINESE NOVELS.</h3>
+ <p>The character of the Chinese novels is the same with that of the better parts of
+ <i>Don Quixote, Gil Blas, Tom Jones</i>, and <i>Cecilia</i>. Their authors address
+ themselves to the reason rather than the imagination of their readers. The other
+ Asiatic nations, led away by a passion for the marvellous, have often disfigured the
+ most respectable traditions, and converted history itself into romance. The Chinese,
+ on the other hand, may be said to have given their romances the truth of
+ history.&mdash;<i>N. American Review.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>The Canadian Indian females are described as passionately fond of their children,
+ as submissive slaves, and at the same time affectionately attached to their husbands.
+ This they evince by <i>self-immolation</i>, after the manner of eastern wives. Among
+ the few poisonous plants of Canada, is a shrub, which yields a wholesome fruit, but
+ contains in its roots a deadly juice, which the widow, who wishes not to survive her
+ husband, drinks. An eye-witness describes its effects; the woman having resolved to
+ die, chanted her death song and funeral service; she then drank off the poisonous
+ juice, was seized with shivering and convulsions, <span class="pagenum"><a
+ name="page28" id="page28"></a>[pg 28]</span> and expired in a few minutes on the body
+ of her husband.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>TWENTY-EIGHT AND TWENTY-NINE.</h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Rien n'est chang&eacute;, mes amis!"<a id="footnotetag2"
+ name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a></p>
+ <p class="i10">CHARLES DIX.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>I heard a sick man's dying sigh,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And an infant's idle laughter;</p>
+ <p>The old Year went with mourning by,</p>
+ <p class="i2">The new came dancing after;</p>
+ <p>Let Sorrow shed her lonely tear,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Let Revelry hold her ladle;</p>
+ <p>Bring boughs of cypress for the biel.</p>
+ <p class="i2">Fling roses on the cradle;</p>
+ <p>Mates to wait on the funeral state!</p>
+ <p class="i2">Pages to pour the wine!</p>
+ <p>And a requiem for Twenty-eight,&mdash;</p>
+ <p class="i2">And a health to Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Alas! for human happiness,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Alas! for human sorrow;</p>
+ <p>Our Yesterday is nothingness,</p>
+ <p class="i2">What else will be our Morrow?</p>
+ <p>Still Beauty must be stealing hearts,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Knavery stealing purses;</p>
+ <p>Still Cooks must live by making tarts,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Wits by making verses;</p>
+ <p>While Sages prate and Courts debate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">The same Stars set and shine;</p>
+ <p>And the World, as it roll'd through Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Must roll through Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Some King will come, in Heaven's good time,</p>
+ <p class="i2">To the tomb his Father came to;</p>
+ <p>Some Thief will wade through blood and crime</p>
+ <p class="i2">To a crown he has no claim to;</p>
+ <p>Some Suffering Land will rend in twain</p>
+ <p class="i2">The manacles that bound her,</p>
+ <p>And gather the links of the broken chain</p>
+ <p class="i2">To fasten them proudly round her;</p>
+ <p>The grand and great will love, and hate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And combat, and combine;</p>
+ <p>And much where we were in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">We shall be in Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>O'Connell will toil to raise the Rent,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Kenyon to sink the Nation;</p>
+ <p>And Sheil will abuse the Parliament,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Peel the Association;</p>
+ <p>And the thought of bayonets and swords</p>
+ <p class="i2">Will make ex-Chancellors merry&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And jokes will be cut in the House of Lords,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And throats in the County Kerry;</p>
+ <p>And writers of weight will speculate</p>
+ <p class="i2">On the Cabinet's design&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And just what it did in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">It will do in Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Mathews will be extremely gay,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Hook extremely dirty;</p>
+ <p>And brick and mortar still will say</p>
+ <p class="i2">"Try Warren, No. 30;"</p>
+ <p>And "General Sauce" will have its puff,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And so will General Jackson&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And peasants will drink up heavy stuff,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Which they pay a heavy tax on;</p>
+ <p>And long and late, at many a f&ecirc;te,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Gooseberry champagne will shine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And as old as it was in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">It will be in Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>And the Goddess of Love will keep her smiles;</p>
+ <p class="i2">And the God of Cups his orgies;</p>
+ <p>And there'll be riots in St. Giles,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And weddings in St. George's;</p>
+ <p>And Mendicants will sup like Kings,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And Lords will swear like Lacqueys&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And black eyes oft will lead to rings,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And rings will lead to black eyes;</p>
+ <p>And pretty Kate will scold her mate.</p>
+ <p class="i2">In a dialect all divine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>Alas! they married in Twenty-eight,&mdash;</p>
+ <p class="i2">They will part in Twenty-nine!</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>John Thomas Mugg, on a lonely hill,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Will do a deed of mystery&mdash;</p>
+ <p>The Morning Chronicle will fill</p>
+ <p class="i2">Five columns with the history;</p>
+ <p>The Jury will be all surprise,</p>
+ <p class="i2">The Prisoner quite collected&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And Justice Park will wipe his eyes,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And be very much affected;</p>
+ <p>And folks will relate poor Corder's fate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">As they hurry home to dine,</p>
+ <p>Comparing the hangings of Twenty-eight</p>
+ <p class="i2">With the hangings of Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>A Curate will go from the house of prayer</p>
+ <p class="i2">To wrong his worthy neighbour,</p>
+ <p>By dint of quoting the texts of Blair,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And singing the songs of Weber;</p>
+ <p>Sir Harry will leave the Craven hounds,</p>
+ <p class="i2">To trace the guilty parties&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And ask of the Court five thousand pounds,</p>
+ <p class="i2">To prove how rack'd his heart is:</p>
+ <p>An Advocate will execrate</p>
+ <p class="i2">The spoiler of Hymen's shrine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And the speech that did for Twenty-eight</p>
+ <p class="i2">Will do for Twenty-nine.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>My Uncle will swathe his gouty limbs,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And tell of his oils and blubbers;</p>
+ <p>My Aunt, Miss Dobbs, will play longer hymns,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And rather longer rubbers;</p>
+ <p>My Cousin in Parliament will prove</p>
+ <p class="i2">How utterly ruin'd trade is&mdash;</p>
+ <p>My Brother at Eton will fall in love</p>
+ <p class="i2">With half a hundred ladies;</p>
+ <p>My Patron will sate his pride from plate.</p>
+ <p class="i2">And his thirst from Bordeaux vine&mdash;</p>
+ <p>His nose was red in Twenty-eight,&mdash;</p>
+ <p class="i2">'Twill be redder in Twenty-nine!</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>And oh! I shall find, how, day by day.</p>
+ <p class="i2">All thoughts and things look older&mdash;</p>
+ <p>How the laugh of Pleasure grows less gay,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And the heart of Friendship colder;</p>
+ <p>But still I shall be what I have been,</p>
+ <p class="i2">Sworn foe to Lady Reason,</p>
+ <p>And seldom troubled with the spleen,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And fond of talking treason;</p>
+ <p>I shall buckle my skait, and leap my gate,</p>
+ <p class="i2">And throw, and write, my line&mdash;</p>
+ <p>And the woman I worshipped in Twenty-eight,</p>
+ <p class="i2">I shall worship in Twenty-nine!</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p><i>New Monthly Magazine</i>.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>MORAL EFFECT OF ROME UPON THE TRAVELLER.</h3>
+ <p>Those only who have lived in Rome can duly estimate the potent and lasting
+ impression produced upon the mind of a thinking man, by a residence in this capital
+ of the ancient world. The daily contemplation of so many classical and noble objects
+ elevates and purifies the soul, and has a powerful tendency to allay the
+ inconsiderate fervours and impetuosities of youth, to mature, and consolidate the
+ character. I am already so altered, and, <span class="pagenum"><a name="page29"
+ id="page29"></a>[pg 29]</span> I have the vanity to think, so improved a man since my
+ arrival here, that there are times when I almost doubt my own identity, and imagine
+ that, by some preternatural agency, I have been born over again, and have had new
+ blood and new vitality infused into my frame.</p>
+ <p>The gratifications of a residence in Rome are inexhaustible. At every turn I
+ discover some new evidence of the power and magnificence of her ancient inhabitants,
+ and vivid sensations of delight and awe rapidly succeed each other. This venerable
+ metropolis is the tomb and monument, not of princes, but of nations; it illustrates
+ the progressive stages of human society, and all other cities appear modern and
+ unfinished in comparison.</p>
+ <p>Exploring this forenoon the vicinity of Monte Palatino, I discovered in an obscure
+ corner, near the temple of Romulus, the time-hallowed spring of Juturna, rising with
+ crystal clearness near the Cloaca maxima, into which it flows unvalued and forgotten.
+ I refreshed myself in the mid-day heat by drinking its pure lymph from the hollow of
+ my hand, and gazed with long and insatiable delight upon the memorable fountain. This
+ sacred spot is surrounded and obscured by contiguous buildings, and the walls are
+ luxuriantly fringed and mantled with mosses, lichens, and broad leaved ivy. The proud
+ aqueducts of the expanding city diminish the value and importance of this spring, but
+ it was unquestionably the ruling motive which determined Romulus, or possibly an
+ earlier colony of Greeks, to take root here, as within the wide compass of the Roman
+ walls there is no other source of pure water.&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SONG, BY T. CAMPBELL</h3>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>When Love came first to Earth, the SPRING</p>
+ <p class="i2">Spread rose-buds to receive him.</p>
+ <p>And back he vow'd his flight he'd wing</p>
+ <p class="i2">To Heaven, if she should leave him.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>But SPRING departing, saw his faith</p>
+ <p class="i2">Pledg'd to the next new comer&mdash;</p>
+ <p>He revell'd in the warmer breath</p>
+ <p class="i2">And richer bowers of SUMMER.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Then sportive AUTUMN claim'd by rights</p>
+ <p class="i2">An Archer for her lover,</p>
+ <p>And even in WINTER'S dark, cold nights</p>
+ <p class="i2">A charm he could discover.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Her routs and balls, and fireside joy,</p>
+ <p class="i2">For this time were his reasons&mdash;</p>
+ <p>In short, Young Love's a gallant boy,</p>
+ <p class="i2">That likes all times and seasons.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p><i>New Monthly Magazine.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.</h3>
+ <p>College! how different from school! Never believe a great, broad-faced,
+ beetle-browed Spoon, when he tells you, with a sigh that would upset a schooner, that
+ the happiest days of a man's life are those he spends at school. Does he forget the
+ small bed-room occupied by eighteen boys, the pump you had to run to on Sunday
+ mornings, when decency and the usher commanded you to wash? Is he oblivious of the
+ blue chalk and water they flooded your bowels with at breakfast, and called it milk?
+ Has he lost the remembrance of the Yorkshire pudding, vulgarly called choke-dog, of
+ which you were obliged to eat a pound before you were allowed a slice of beef, and of
+ which, if you swallowed half that quantity, you thought cooks and oxen mere works of
+ supererogation, and totally useless on the face of the earth? Has the fool lost all
+ recollection of the prayers in yon cold, wet, clay-floored cellar, proudly
+ denominated the chapel? has he forgot the cuffs from the senior boys, the pinches
+ from the second master? and, <i>in fine</i>, has he forgot the press at the end of
+ the school-room, where a cart-load of birch was deposited at the beginning of every
+ half year, and not a twig left to tickle a mouse with, long before the end of it? He
+ talks of freedom from care&mdash;what a negative kind of happiness! Let him cut off
+ his hand, he will never hurt his nails. Let him enclose an order for all his money
+ even unto us, and no more will he be troubled with cares about the Stocks&mdash;no
+ more will he be teased with calculations on the price of grain. All that raving about
+ school-boys is perfect nonsense&mdash;it is the most miserable period of a human
+ being's life. Poor, shivering, trembling, kicked, buffetted, thumped, and starved
+ little mortals! We never see a large school but we feel inclined to shoot them all,
+ masters, ushers, and door-keepers included, merely to put them out of pain.</p>
+ <p>But at College, how different!&mdash;<i>There</i>, a man begins to feel that it is
+ a matter of total indifference to him whether he sit on a hard wooden bench, or a
+ soft stuffed chair; <i>there</i>, the short coat is discarded, and he stalks about
+ with the air of a three-tailed bashaw, as his own two, generally, at first, are
+ prolonged a little below the knee; <i>there</i>, his penny tart, which he bought on
+ Saturdays at the door of the school, is exchanged for a dessert from Golding's; his
+ beer, which he occasionally imbibed at the little pot-house, two miles beyond the
+ school bounds, is exchanged for his wine from Butler's.&mdash;Books from Talboy's,
+ the most enterprising of bibliopoles, supply the place of the tattered Dictionary he
+ brought to the University, which, after being stolen when new, and passing, by the
+ same process, through twenty hands, is at last, when fluttering in its last leaves,
+ restolen by the original proprietor, who fancies he has made a very profitable
+ "nibble." <span class="pagenum"><a name="page30" id="page30"></a>[pg 30]</span> The
+ trot he used to enjoy by stealth on the butcher's broken-kneed pony, is succeeded now
+ by a gallop on a steed of Quartermain's; and he is delighted to find that horse and
+ owner strive which shall be the softest-mouthed and gentlest charger. The dandy mare,
+ we suppose, has many long years ago made fat the great-grandfathers of the present
+ race of dogs; and old Scroggins, we imagine, has been trod to pieces in boots and
+ shoes, the very memory of which departed long, long before they were paid for. Of old
+ Scroggins&mdash;as Dr. Johnson says&mdash;and of his virtues, let us indulge ourself
+ in the recollection. Though not formed in the finest mould, or endowed with the
+ extremity of swiftness, his pace was sure and steady&mdash;equal to Hannibal in
+ endurance of fatigue; and, like that celebrated commander, his aspect was rendered
+ peculiarly fierce and striking by a blemish in his eye; not ignorant of the way to
+ Woodstock was the wall-eyed veteran; not unacquainted with the covers at Ditchley;
+ not unaccustomed to the walls at Hethrop: but Dandy and Scroggins have padded the
+ hoof from this terrestrial and unstable world&mdash;peace to their
+ manes!&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i></p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h4><i>Friction of Screws and Screw-presses.</i></h4>
+ <p>An examination of the friction in screws having their threads of various forms,
+ has led M. Poncelet to this very important conclusion, namely, that the friction in
+ screws with square threads is to that of equal screws with triangular threads, as
+ 2.90 to 4.78, proving a very important advantage of the former over the latter,
+ relative to the loss of power incurred in both by friction.&mdash;<i>Brande's
+ Journal.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Fulminating Powder.</i></h4>
+ <p>According to M. Landgerbe, a mixture of two parts nitre, two parts neutral
+ carbonate of potash, one part of sulphur, and six parts of common salt, all finely
+ pulverized, makes a very powerful fulminating powder. M. Landgerbe adopts the
+ extraordinary error of supposing that these preparations act with more force
+ downwards than in any other direction.&mdash;<i>Bull. Univ.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Aurora Borealis.</i></h4>
+ <p>An aurora borealis was seen from North End, Hampstead, near London, from about
+ seven o'clock until eleven, on the evening of Dec. 1. It generally appeared as a
+ light resembling twilight, but shifting about both to the east and the west of north,
+ and occasionally forming streams which continued for several minutes, and extended
+ from 30 to 40 degrees high. The light on the horizon was not more than 12 or 15
+ degrees in height.&mdash;<i>Brande's Journal.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Paper Linen.</i></h4>
+ <p>According to the Paris papers, a new invention, called <i>papier linge</i>, has
+ lately attracted much attention. It consists of a paper made closely to resemble
+ damask and other linen, not only to the eye, but even to the touch. The articles are
+ used for every purpose to which linen is applicable, except those requiring much
+ strength and durability. The price is low, a napkin costs only five or six centimes
+ (about a halfpenny), and when dirty, they are taken back at half-price. A good sized
+ table-cloth sells for a franc, and a roll of paper with one or two colours for
+ papering rooms or for bed curtains, may be had for the same price.</p>
+ <h4><i>Maturation of Wine.</i></h4>
+ <p>M. de St. Vincent, of Havre, states, from his own experience of long continuance,
+ that when bottles containing wine are closed by tying a piece of parchment or bladder
+ over their mouths, instead of using corks in the ordinary manner, the wine acquires,
+ in a few weeks only, those qualities which is only given by age in the ordinary way
+ after many years.&mdash;<i>Nouveau Jour, de Paris.</i></p>
+ <h4><i>Indications of Wholesomeness in Mushrooms.</i></h4>
+ <p>Whenever a fungus is pleasant in flavour and odour, it may be considered
+ wholesome; if, on the contrary, it have an offensive smell, a bitter, astringent, or
+ styptic taste, or even if it leave an unpleasant flavour in the mouth, it should not
+ be considered fit for food. The colour, figure, and texture of these vegetables do
+ not afford any characters on which we can safely rely; yet it may be remarked, that
+ in colour, the pure yellow, gold colour, bluish pale, dark or lustre brown, wine red,
+ or the violet, belong to many that are esculent; whilst the pale or sulphur yellow,
+ bright or blood red, and the greenish, belong to few but the poisonous. The safe
+ kinds have most frequently a compact, brittle texture; the flesh is white; they grow
+ more readily in open places, such as dry pastures and waste lands, than in places
+ humid or shaded by wood. In general, those should be suspected which grow in caverns
+ and subterranean passages, on animal matter undergoing putrefaction, as well as those
+ whose flesh is soft or watery.&mdash;<i>Brande's Journal.</i></p>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="page31" id="page31"></a>[pg 31]</span>
+ <h4><i>Zoological Society.</i></h4>
+ <p>Dr. Brookes, in his address to the recent anniversary meeting of the Zoological
+ Society, stated that the <i>Museum</i> already contains 600 species of mammalia,
+ 4,000 birds, 1,000 reptiles and fishes, 1,000 testacea and Crustacea, and 30,000
+ insects. During the last seven months, the <i>Gardens</i> and Museum have been
+ visited by upwards of 30,000 persons. The vivarium contains upwards of 430 living
+ quadrupeds and birds. The expenses of the past year have been 10,000<i>l</i>., partly
+ contributed by the admission of the public, and still more largely by the members of
+ the Society, who already exceed 1,200 in number. These are gratifying facts to every
+ lover of natural history, as they serve to indicate the progress of <i>zoology</i> in
+ this country&mdash;a study which it has ever been our aim to identify with the pages
+ of the MIRROR.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS.</h2>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>ENGLISH ROADS.</h3>
+ <p>The roads of England are the marvel of the world. The improvements which have been
+ effected during a century would be almost miraculous, did we not consider that they
+ had been produced by the spirit and intelligence of the people, and were in no degree
+ dependant upon the apathy or caprice of the ruling power. The first turnpike-road was
+ established by an act of the 3rd Charles II. The mob pulled down the gates; and the
+ new principle was supported at the point of the bayonet. But long after that period
+ travelling was difficult and dangerous. In December, 1703, Charles III. king of
+ Spain, slept at Petworth on his way from Portsmouth to Windsor, and Prince George of
+ Denmark went to meet him there by desire of the queen. In the relation of the journey
+ given by one of the prince's attendants, he states, "We set out at six in the
+ morning, by torchlight, to go to Petworth, and did not get out of the coaches (save
+ only when we were overturned or stuck fast in the mire) till we arrived at our
+ journey's end. 'Twas a hard service for the prince to sit fourteen hours in the coach
+ that day without eating any thing, and passing through the worst ways I ever saw in
+ my life. We were thrown but once indeed in going, but our coach, which was the
+ leading one, and his highnesses body coach, would have suffered very much, if the
+ nimble boors of Sussex had not frequently poised it, or it with their shoulders, from
+ Godalming almost to Petworth; and the nearer we approached the duke's house, the more
+ inaccessible* it seemed to be. The last nine miles of the way cost us six hours' time
+ to conquer them; and, indeed, we had never done it, if our good master had not
+ several times lent us a pair of horses out of his own coach, whereby we were enabled
+ to trace out the way for him." Afterwards, writing of his departure on the following
+ day from Petworth to Guildford, and thence to Windsor, he says, "I saw him (the
+ prince) no more, till I found him at supper at Windsor; for there we were overturned,
+ (as we had been once before the same morning,) and broke our coach; my Lord Delaware
+ had the same fate, and so had several others."&mdash;Vide Annals of Queen Anne, vol.
+ ii. Appendix, No. 3.</p>
+ <p>In the time of Charles, (surnamed the Proud,) Duke of Somerset, who died in 1748,
+ the roads in Sussex were in so bad a state, that, in order to arrive at Guildford
+ from Petworth, travellers were obliged to make from the nearest point of the great
+ road leading from Portsmouth to London. This was a work of so much difficulty, as to
+ occupy the whole day; and the duke had a house at Guildford which was regularly used
+ as a resting-place for the night by any of his family travelling to London. A
+ manuscript letter from a servant of the duke, dated from London, and addressed to
+ another at Petworth, acquaints the latter that his grace intended to go from London
+ thither on a certain day, and directs that "the keepers and persons who knew the
+ holes and the sloughs must come to meet his grace with lanterns and long poles to
+ help him on his way."</p>
+ <p>The late Marquess of Buckingham built an inn at Missenden, about forty miles from
+ London, as the state of the roads compelled him to sleep there on the way to
+ Stow&mdash;a journey which is at present performed between breakfast and dinner.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h2>THE GATHERER.</h2>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.</p>
+ <p class="i10">SHAKSPEARE.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+ <p>Sir Joseph Banks used to tell a story of his being at Otaheite with Capt. Cook,
+ when it was accidentally discovered to be the king's birth-day, on which it was
+ suddenly agreed to have a jollification; every soul on board got fuddled, except
+ three men who were on duty. The next day they came on deck, and begged to speak to
+ the captain. "Well," said the captain, "what have you got to say?"&mdash; "Please
+ your honour, you were all drunk yesterday, all except we three; will your honour be
+ pleased to allow us to get drunk to-day?" Sir Joseph, who was standing <span
+ class="pagenum"><a name="page32" id="page32"></a>[pg 32]</span> by, was so tickled
+ with the oddity of the request, that he begged they might be indulged, and that he
+ would subscribe two bottles of rum and two bottles of brandy. The boon was granted,
+ and in less than three hours, these messmates balanced accounts, being as drunk as
+ their hearts could wish.&mdash;<i>Mr Wadd.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>MADEMOISELLE MARS.</h3>
+ <p>Some time after Napoleon's return to Paris, in 1815, as he was passing the troops
+ in review at the Place Carousel, he happened to see the celebrated Mademoiselle Mars,
+ stationed among the troops, in order to view the imposing military spectacle. The
+ emperor, approaching the spot, and addressing her, said, "What do you do here,
+ Mademoiselle? this is no place for you."&mdash;"Sire," answered the witty and
+ animated daughter of Thalia, "I come to behold a real hero; I am tired of seeing mock
+ ones upon the stage."</p>
+ <p>INA.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>Some years ago the following inscription, engraved on the fragment of a stone, was
+ discovered amongst the relics of an antiquarian, and was considered by him as a great
+ curiosity, and enhanced in value by its translation having puzzled the best scholars
+ of the age:&mdash;</p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="i10">BENE.</p>
+ <p class="i4">A.T.H. T.H. I.S.S.T.</p>
+ <p class="i8">ONERE. POS. ET</p>
+ <p class="i4">H. CLAUD. COSTER. TRIP</p>
+ <p class="i16">E. SELLERO</p>
+ <p class="i18">F. IMP</p>
+ <p class="i8">IN. GT. ONAS. DO</p>
+ <p class="i10">TH. HI</p>
+ <p class="i18">S. C.</p>
+ <p class="i16">ON. SOR.</p>
+ <p class="i10">T. I. A. N. E.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>Some supposed it to refer to the Emperor Claudian, till a lad one day spelt it
+ out: "Beneath this stone reposeth Claud Coster, tripe-seller, of Impington, as doth
+ his consort Jane." R. B.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>DRINKING.</h3>
+ <p>Captain John Graunt, in his Observations on the Bills of Mortality, says, that of
+ 229,250 persons, who died in twenty years, only <i>two</i> are put to the account of
+ <i>excessive drinking</i>. But, perhaps, if the matter were truly stated, a great
+ many of the dropsies, apoplexies, and palsies ought to have been placed under that
+ head. It is not impossible that those who had the charge of rendering these accounts,
+ might have entertained the opinion of old Dick Baldwyn, who stoutly maintained that
+ no man ever died of drinking. "Some puny things," said he, "have died learning to
+ drink, but no man ever died of drinking!" Now, this was no mean authority; for he
+ spoke from great practical experience, and was moreover many years treasurer of St.
+ Bartholomew's Hospital.&mdash;<i>Mr. Wadd&mdash;in Brande's Journal.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>The "Sunday Times" of the 28th ult. has the following paragraph
+ inserted:&mdash;</p>
+ <h4><i>Typographical Errors.</i></h4>
+ <p>The New Times speaks (some time ago) of a "Party given by the Duke of
+ <i>Pork</i>!" Another paper, of "Proceedings in the Court of Common <i>Fleas</i>!"
+ and the <i>Morning Chronicle</i> of Tuesday last speaks of "an atrocious
+ <i>Bobbery</i>!" The cream of this criticism on others is, that the very same paper
+ has the following paragraph:&mdash;"<i>Fleet Prison, Dec. 26th.</i> Died last night,
+ about 12 o'clock, the Rev. Mr. Chaundy, in the meridian of life. This makes the ninth
+ death which has happened in the Fleet since the 29th of April last. The free use of
+ spirituous liquors is the cause of so much MORALITY in the prison."</p>
+ <p>BONAS.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <h3>A "MELTING SUBJECT."</h3>
+ <p>M. Tissot, a celebrated French physician, who was the intimate friend of
+ Zimmerman, relates the case of a literary gentleman, who would never venture near a
+ fire, from imagining himself to be made of butter, and being fearful he should
+ melt.</p>
+ <hr />
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"There are whom heaven has bless'd with store of wit,</p>
+ <p>Yet want as much again to manage it."</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <h4>LIMBIRD'S EDITION OF THE</h4>
+ <h4><i>Following Novels are already Published:</i></h4>
+ <br />
+ <br />
+
+ <table width="100%" summary="Title, Prices">
+ <thead>
+ <tr>
+ <th>&nbsp;</th>
+ <th><i>s.</i></th>
+ <th><i>d.</i></th>
+ </tr>
+ </thead>
+ <tbody>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Mackenzie's Man of Feeling ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Paul and Virginia ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Castle of Otranto ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Alaeoran and Hamet ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Elizabeth, or the Exiles of Siberia ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Castles of Athlin and Dunbayna ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Rasselas ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Old English Baron ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Nature and Art ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield ...</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ <td>10</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Sicilian Romance ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Man of the World ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>A Simple Story ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>4</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Joseph Andrews ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Humphry Clinker ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Romance of the Forest ...</td>
+ <td>1</td>
+ <td>8</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Italian ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>0</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Zeluco, by Dr. Moore ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Edward, by Dr. Moore ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Roderick Random ...</td>
+ <td>2</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Mysteries of Udolpho ...</td>
+ <td>3</td>
+ <td>6</td>
+ </tr>
+ </tbody>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a><b>Footnote 1</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>Letter-press to Jones's "Metropolitan
+ Improvements."
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a><b>Footnote 2</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a> I have taken these words for my motto, because
+ they <i>enable</i> me to tell a story. When the present King of France received his
+ first address on the return from the emigration, his answer was, "Rien n'est
+ chang&eacute;, mes amis; il n'y a qu'un Fran&ccedil;ais de plus." When the Giraffe
+ arrived in the Jardin des Plantes, the Parisians had a caricature, in which the
+ ass, and the hog, and the monkey were presenting an address to the stranger, while
+ the elephant and the lion stalked angrily away. Of course, the portraits were
+ recognisable&mdash;and the animal was responding graciously, "Rien n'est
+ chang&eacute;, mes amis: il n'y a qu'un b&ecirc;te de plus!"
+ </blockquote>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <p><i>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, London; sold by ERNEST
+ FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all Newsmen and Booksellers.</i></p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, No. 351, by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction, No. 351
+ Volume 13, Saturday, January 10, 1829
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: February 16, 2004 [EBook #11112]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Jonathan Ingram and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team.
+
+
+
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 13, No. 351.] SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1829. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+[Illustration: Macclesfield Bridge, Regent's Park.]
+
+
+
+MACCLESFIELD BRIDGE.
+
+
+This picturesque structure crosses the Canal towards the Northern verge
+of the Regent's Park; and nearly opposite to it is a road leading to
+Primrose Hill, as celebrated in the annals of Cockayne as was the
+Palatino among the ancient Romans.
+
+The bridge was built from the designs of Mr. Morgan, and its
+construction is considered to be "appropriate and architectural." Its
+piers are formed by cast-iron columns, of the Grecian Doric order, from
+which spring the arches, covering the towing-path, the canal itself, and
+the southern bank. The _abacus_, or top of the columns, the mouldings or
+ornaments of the capitals, and the frieze, are in exceeding good taste,
+as are the ample shafts. The supporters of the roadway, likewise,
+correspond with the order; although, says Mr. Elmes, the architect,
+"fastidious critics may object to the dignity of the pure ancient Doric
+being violated by degrading it into supporters of modern arches." The
+centre arch is appropriated to the canal and the towing-path, and the
+two external arches to foot-passengers, and as communications to the
+road above them. Mr. Elmes[1] sums up the merits of the bridge as
+follows:--"It has a beautiful and light appearance, and is an
+improvement in execution upon a design of Perronet's for an
+_architectural_ bridge, that is, a bridge of _orders_. The columns are
+well proportioned, and suitably robust, carrying solidity, grace, and
+beauty in every part; from the massy grandeur of the abacus, to the
+graceful revolving of the beautiful echinus, and to the majestic
+simplicity of the slightly indented flutings." He then suggests certain
+improvements in the design, which would have made the bridge
+"unexceptionably the most novel and the most tasteful in the metropolis.
+Even as it is, it is scarcely surpassed for lightness, elegance, and
+originality by any in Europe. It is of the same family with the
+beautiful little bridge in Hyde Park, between the new entrance and the
+barracks."
+
+We are happy to quote the above praise on the construction of
+_Macclesfield Bridge_, inasmuch as a critical notice of many of the
+structures in the Regent's Park would subject them to much severe and
+merited censure. The forms of bridges admit, perhaps, of more display of
+taste than any other species of ornamental architecture, and of a
+greater means of contributing to the picturesque beauty of the
+surrounding scenery.
+
+
+ [1] Letter-press to Jones's "Metropolitan Improvements."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+TRIBUTES TO THE DEAD, &c.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ "When our friends we lose,
+ Our alter'd feelings alter too our views;
+ What in their tempers, teazed or distress'd,
+ Is with our anger, and the dead at rest;
+ And must we grieve, no longer trial made,
+ For that impatience which we then display'd?
+ Now to their love and worth of every kind,
+ A soft compunction turns the afflicted mind;
+ Virtues neglected then, adored become,
+ And graces slighted, blossom on the tomb."
+
+CRABBE.
+
+
+"It was the early wish of Pope," says Dr. Knox, "that when he died, not
+a stone might tell where he lay. It is a wish that will commonly be
+granted with reluctance. The affection of those whom we leave behind us
+is at a loss for methods to display its wonted solicitude, and seeks
+consolation under sorrow, in doing honour to all that remains. It is
+natural that filial piety, parental tenderness, and conjugal love,
+should mark, with some fond memorial, the clay-cold spot where the form,
+still fostered in the bosom, moulders away. And did affection go no
+farther, who could censure? But, in recording the virtues of the
+departed, either zeal or vanity leads to an excess perfectly ludicrous.
+A marble monument, with an inscription palpably false and ridiculously
+pompous, is far more offensive to true taste, than the wooden memorial
+of the rustic, sculptured with painted bones, and decked out with
+death's head in all the colours of the rainbow. There is an elegance and
+a classical simplicity in the turf-clad heap of mould which covers the
+poor man's grave, though it has nothing to defend it from the insults of
+the proud but a bramble. The primrose that grows upon it is a better
+ornament than the gilded lies on the oppressor's tombstone."
+
+The Greeks had a custom of bedecking tombs with herbs and flowers, among
+which parsley was chiefly in use, as appears from Plutarch's story of
+Timoleon, who, marching up an ascent, from the top of which he might
+take a view of the army and strength of the Carthaginians, was met by a
+company of mules laden with parsley, which his soldiers conceived to be
+a very ill boding and fatal occurrence, that being the very herb
+wherewith they adorned the sepulchres of the dead. This custom gave
+birth to that despairing proverb, when we pronounce of one dangerously
+sick, that he has need of nothing but parsley; which is in effect to
+say, he's a dead man, and ready for the grave. All sorts of purple and
+white flowers were acceptable to the dead; as the amaranthus, which was
+first used by the Thessalians to adorn Achilles's grave. The rose, too,
+was very grateful; nor was the use of myrtle less common. In short,
+graves were bedecked with garlands of all sorts of flowers, as appears
+from Agamemnon's daughter in Sophocles:--
+
+
+ "No sooner came I to my father's tomb,
+ But milk fresh pour'd in copious streams did flow,
+ And _flowers_ of ev'ry sort around were strow'd."
+
+
+Several other tributes were frequently laid upon graves, as ribands;
+whence it is said that Epaminondas's soldiers being disanimated at
+seeing the riband that hung upon his spear carried by the wind to a
+certain Lacedaemonian sepulchre, he bid them take courage, for that it
+portended destruction to the Lacedaemons, it being customary to deck the
+sepulchres of their dead with ribands. Another thing dedicated to the
+dead was their hair. Electra, in Sophocles, says, that Agamemnon had
+commanded her and Chrysosthemis to pay this honour:--
+
+
+ "With drink-off'rings and _locks of hair_ we must,
+ According to his will, his _tomb_ adorn."
+
+
+It was likewise customary to perfume the grave-stones with sweet
+ointments, &c.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SONG.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ I've roam'd the thorny path of life,
+ And search'd abroad to find.
+ Amid the blooming flowers so rife,
+ That germ called peace of mind.
+ At length a lovely lily caught
+ My anxious, longing view,
+ With all the sweets of "Heartsease" fraught,
+ That fragrant flower was YOU.
+
+ Thy smile to me is Heaven divine,
+ Thy voice the soul of Love--
+ In pity, then, sweet maid, be mine,
+ My "heartsease" flow'ret prove.
+ Nor wealth nor power would I attain,
+ Though uncontrolled and free--
+ All other joys to me are pain,
+ When sever'd, love, from THEE.
+
+
+ELFORD.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CHARLES BRANDON, AFTERWARDS DUKE OF SUFFOLK.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+An event in the life of this nobleman gave Otway the plot for his
+celebrated tragedy of "The Orphan," though he laid the scene of his play
+in Bohemia. It is recorded in the "English Adventures," a very scarce
+pamphlet, published in 1667, only two or three copies of which are
+extant. The father of Charles Brandon retired, on the death of his lady,
+to the borders of Hampshire. His family consisted of two sons, and a
+young lady, the daughter of a friend, lately deceased, whom he adopted
+as his own child.
+
+This lady being singularly beautiful, as well as amiable in her manners,
+attracted the affections of both the brothers. The elder, however, was
+the favourite, and he privately married her; which the younger not
+knowing, and overhearing an appointment of the lovers to meet the next
+night in her bed-chamber, he contrived to get his brother otherwise
+employed, and made the signal of admission himself, (thinking it a mere
+intrigue.) Unfortunately he succeeded.
+
+On discovery, the lady lost her reason, and soon after died. The two
+brothers fought, and the elder fell. The father broke his heart a few
+months afterwards. The younger brother, Charles Brandon, the
+unintentional author of all this family misery, quitted England in
+despair, with a fixed determination of never returning.
+
+Being abroad for several years, his nearest relations supposed him dead,
+and began to take the necessary steps for obtaining his estates; when,
+roused by this intelligence, he returned privately to England, and for a
+time took obscure lodgings in the vicinity of his family mansion.
+
+While he was in this retreat, the young king, (Henry VIII.), who had
+just buried his father, was one day hunting on the borders of Hampshire,
+when he heard the cries of a female in distress in an adjoining wood.
+His gallantry immediately summoned him to the place, though he then
+happened to be detached from all his courtiers, where he saw two
+ruffians attempting to violate the honour of a young lady. The king
+instantly drew on them; and a scuffle ensued, which roused the _reverie_
+of Charles Brandon, who was taking his morning walk in an adjoining
+thicket. He immediately ranged himself on the side of the king, whom he
+then did not know; and by his dexterity, soon disarmed one of the
+ruffians, while the other fled.
+
+The king, charmed with this act of gallantry, so congenial to his own
+mind, inquired the name and family of the stranger; and not only
+repossessed him of his patrimonial estates, but took him under his
+immediate protection.
+
+It was this same Charles Brandon who afterwards privately married
+Henry's sister, Margaret, queen-dowager of France; which marriage the
+king not only forgave, but created him Duke of Suffolk, and continued
+his favour towards him to the last hour of the duke's life.
+
+He died before Henry; and the latter showed, in his attachment to this
+nobleman, that notwithstanding his fits of capriciousness and cruelty,
+he was capable of a cordial and steady friendship. He was sitting in
+council when the news of Suffolk's death reached him; and he publicly
+took that occasion, both to express his own sorrow, and to celebrate the
+merits of the deceased. He declared, that during the whole course of
+their acquaintance, his brother-in-law had not made a single attempt to
+injure an adversary, and had never whispered a word to the disadvantage
+of any one; "and are there _any of you_, my lords, who can say as much?"
+When the king subjoined these words, (says the historian,) he looked
+round in all their faces, and saw that confusion which the consciousness
+of secret guilt naturally threw upon them.
+
+Otway took his plot from the fact related in this pamphlet; but to
+avoid, perhaps, interfering in a circumstance which might affect many
+noble families at that time living, he laid the scene of his tragedy in
+Bohemia.
+
+There is a large painting of the above incident now at Woburn, the seat
+of his Grace the Duke of Bedford; and the old duchess-dowager, in
+showing this picture a few years before her death to a nobleman, related
+the particulars of the story.
+
+A CORRESPONDENT.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE TOPOGRAPHER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CARMARTHEN.
+
+_(For the Mirror)_
+
+
+The best or north-east view of Carmarthen comprises the bridge, part of
+the quay, with the granaries and shipping, and in the middle is seen
+part of the castle. Few towns can, perhaps, boast of greater antiquity,
+or of so many antiquarian remains as Carmarthen, South Wales; although,
+I am sorry to say, that their origin and history have not been, I
+believe, clearly explained or understood by the literary world. One
+would conclude, that as a Welshman is almost proverbially distinguished
+for deeming himself illustriously descended, and relating his long
+pedigree, he would naturally boast of, and exhibit to the public, some
+account of these vestiges of his ancestors; but such is not the case,
+and to their shame be it spoken, these ruins are scarcely noticed with
+any degree of interest by the inhabitants of Carmarthen. But to my
+subject. The name is derived from _caera_, wall, and _marthen_, a
+corruption of Merlyn, the name of its founder, who was a great
+necromancer and prophet, and held in high respect by the Welsh. There is
+a seat hewn out of a rock in a grove near this town, called Merlyn's
+Grove, where it is said he studied. He prophesied the fate of Wales, and
+said that Carmarthen would some day sink and be covered with water. I
+would concur with the author of a "Family Tour through the British
+Empire," by attributing his influence, not to any powers in magic, but
+to a superior understanding; although some of his predictions have been
+verified. The town of Carmarthen is pleasantly situated in a valley
+surrounded by hills; it has been fortified with walls and a castle, part
+of which remain; so that it appears to have been the residence of many
+princes of Wales. It has also been a Roman station, and has the remains
+of a Roman praetorium. Amongst its other antiquities are the Grey Friars,
+(a monastery,) the Bulwark, (a trench on the side of the town that
+fronts the river,) and the Priory. Its modern buildings are, the
+monument erected to Sir Thomas Picton, the Guildhall, the two gaols, a
+fish and butter market-place, over which is the town fire-bell; the
+slaughter-house, similar to the abattoir at Paris, and excellent
+shambles, with poultry and potato market-places annexed. The church,
+which is an ancient one, has an unattractive exterior; but when you
+enter it, I think you will say it can compete with any church for
+ancient beauty and ornament. Amongst the tombs in the chancel are those
+of Sir Rhys ap Thomas, with the effigies of him and his lady, affording
+a specimen of the costume of the reign of Henry VII.; and Sir Richard
+Steele, whose remains are discovered by a small, simple tablet. There is
+a promenade here, called the Parade, which commands a fine and extensive
+view of the surrounding picturesque scenery and of the Towy, where the
+coracles may be seen plying about. The town consists of ten principal
+streets, noted for being kept clean, and lighted with gas. It is
+governed by a mayor, two sheriffs, and twenty councilmen; sends a member
+to Parliament, and gives title of marquess to the family of Osborne. It
+carries on a great trade in butter and oats; and traffics much with
+Bristol by the river Towy, which runs into the sea; whence ships of two
+hundred tons burden come up to the town. The bay is very dangerous,
+owing to the bar and the quicksands. Its chief manufacture is tin, which
+is esteemed the best in the kingdom. It has a small theatre, in
+appearance a stable; but it is in contemplation to build a new one, as
+also a church; so that you will perceive the march of improvement is
+rapidly spreading into Wales, as well as other places.
+
+W.H.
+
+P.S. Since I sent you an account of Picton's Monument at Carmarthen, it
+has been altered. The statue, bas-reliefs, and ornaments of the Picton
+Monument, have been bronzed by the direction of Mr. Nash, on his late
+visit to this town. Elegant as this column was before, the effect of the
+bronze, and a few other alterations, have so improved its appearance, as
+to make it seem a different structure. Nothing now remains to complete
+the outside but the names of the different actions in which Sir T.
+Picton was engaged during his honourable career. These are to be placed
+in bronzed letters on the base. A Latin inscription, already prepared,
+together with the arms and a bust of Picton, will ornament the inside of
+the building. It certainly is a monument worthy of the hero to whose
+memory it has been erected, and of the country by which it has been
+raised.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE SKETCH BOOK.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WATERLOO, THE DAY AFTER THE BATTLE.
+
+_By an eye witness._
+
+[For the following very interesting Narrative, our acknowledgments are
+due to the _United Service Journal,_--a work which has just started with
+the year, and to which, in the "customary" phrase, we wish "many happy
+returns."]
+
+The summer of 1815 found me at Brussels. The town was then crowded to
+excess--it seemed a city of splendour; the bright and varied uniforms of
+so many different nations, mingled with the gay dresses of female beauty
+in the Park, and the _Allee Verte_ was thronged with superb horses and
+brilliant equipages. The _tables d'hote_ resounded with a confusion of
+tongues which might have rivalled the Tower of Babel, and the shops
+actually glittered with showy toys hung out to tempt money from the
+pockets of the English, whom the Flemings seemed to consider as walking
+bags of gold. Balls and plays, routs and dinners were the only topics of
+conversation; and though some occasional rumours were spread that the
+French had made an incursion within the lines, and carried off a few
+head of cattle, the tales were too vague to excite the least alarm. I
+was then lodging with a Madame Tissand, on the Place du Sablon, and I
+occasionally chatted with my hostess on the critical posture of affairs.
+Every Frenchwoman loves politics, and Madame Tissand, who was deeply
+interested in the subject, continually assured me of her complete
+devotion to the English.--"Ces maudits Francois!" cried she one day,
+with almost terrific energy, when speaking of Napoleon's army. "If they
+should dare come to Brussels, I will tear their eyes out!"--"Oh, aunt!"
+sighed her pretty niece; "remember that Louis is a conscript!"--"Silence,
+Annette. I hate even my son, since he is fighting against the brave
+English!"--This was accompanied with a bow to me; but I own that I
+thought Annette's love far more interesting than Madame's Anglicism.
+
+On the 3rd of June, I went to see ten thousand troops reviewed by the
+Dukes of Wellington and Brunswick. Imagination cannot picture any thing
+finer than the _ensemble_ of this scene. The splendid uniforms of the
+English, Scotch, and Hanoverians, contrasted strongly with the gloomy
+black of the Brunswick Hussars, whose veneration for the memory of their
+old Duke, could be only be equalled by their devotion to his son. The
+firm step of the Highlanders seemed irresistible; and as they moved in
+solid masses, they appeared prepared to sweep away every thing that
+opposed them. In short, I was delighted with the cleanliness, military
+order, and excellent appointments of the men generally, and I was
+particularly struck with the handsome features of the Duke of Brunswick,
+whose fine, manly figure, as he galloped across the field, quite
+realized my _beau ideal_ of a warrior. The next time I saw the Duke of
+Brunswick was at the dress ball, given at the Assembly-rooms in the Rue
+Ducale, on the night of the 15th of June. I stood near him when he
+received the information that a powerful French force was advancing in
+the direction of Charleroy. "Then it is high time for me to be off,"
+said the Duke, and I never saw him alive again. The assembly broke up
+abruptly, and in half an hour drums were beating and bugles sounding.
+The good burghers of the city, who were almost all enjoying their first
+sleep, started from their beds at the alarm, and hastened to the
+streets, wrapped in the first things they could find. The most
+ridiculous and absurd rumours were rapidly circulated and believed. The
+most general impression seemed to be that the town was on fire; the next
+that the Duke of Wellington had been assassinated; but when it was
+discovered that the French were advancing, the consternation became
+general, and every one hurried to the Place Royale, where the
+Hanoverians and Brunswickers were already mustering.
+
+About one o'clock in the morning of the 16th, the whole population of
+Brussels seemed in motion. The streets were crowded as in full day;
+lights flashed to and fro; artillery and baggage-wagons were creaking in
+every direction; the drums beat to arms, and the bugles sounded loudly
+"the dreadful note of preparation." The noise and bustle surpassed all
+description; here were horses plunging and kicking amidst a crowd of
+terrified burghers; there lovers parting from their weeping mistresses.
+Now the attention was attracted by a park of artillery thundering
+through the streets; and now, by a group of officers disputing loudly
+the demands of their imperturbable Flemish landlords; for not even the
+panic which prevailed could frighten the Flemings out of a single
+stiver; screams and yells occasionally rose above the busy hum that
+murmured through the crowd, but the general sound resembled the roar of
+the distant ocean. Between two and three o'clock the Brunswickers
+marched from the town, still clad in the mourning which they wore for
+their old duke, and burning to avenge his death. Alas! they had a still
+more fatal loss to lament ere they returned. At four, the whole
+disposable force under the Duke of Wellington was collected together,
+but in such haste, that many of the officers had not time to change
+their silk stockings and dancing shoes; and some, quite overcome by
+drowsiness, were seen lying asleep about the ramparts, still holding,
+however, with a firm hand, the reins of their horses which were grazing
+by their sides. About five o'clock, the word "march" was heard in all
+directions, and instantly the whole mass appeared to move
+simultaneously. I conversed with several of the officers previous to
+their departure, and not one appeared to have the slightest idea of an
+approaching engagement. The Duke of Wellington and his staff did not
+quit Brussels till past eleven o'clock; and it was not till some time
+after they were gone, that it was generally known the whole French army,
+including a strong corps of cavalry, was within a few miles of Quatre
+Bras, where the brave Duke of Brunswick first met the enemy:
+
+ "And foremost fighting--fell."
+
+Dismay seized us all, when we found that a powerful French army was
+really within twenty-eight miles of us; and we shuddered at the thought
+of the awful contest which was taking place. For my own part, I had
+never been so near a field of battle before, and I cannot describe my
+sensations. We knew that our army had no alternative but to fly, or
+fight with a force four times stronger than its own: and though we
+could not doubt British bravery, we trembled at the fearful odds to
+which our men must be exposed. Cannon, lances, and swords, were opposed
+to the English bayonet alone. Cavalry we had none on the first day, for
+the horses had been sent to grass, and the men were scattered too widely
+over the country, to be collected at such short notice. Under these
+circumstances, victory was impossible; indeed, nothing but the stanch
+bravery, and exact discipline of the men, prevented the foremost of our
+infantry from being annihilated; and though the English maintained their
+ground during the day, at night a retreat became necessary. The agony of
+the British, resident at Brussels, during the whole of this eventful
+day, sets all language at defiance. No one thought of rest or food; but
+every one who could get a telescope, flew to the ramparts to strain his
+eyes, in vain attempts to discover what was passing. At length, some
+soldiers in French uniforms were seen in the distance; and as the news
+flew from mouth to mouth, it was soon magnified into a rumour that the
+French were coming. Horror seized the English and their adherents, and
+the hitherto concealed partizans of the French began openly to avow
+themselves; tri-coloured ribbons grew suddenly into great request, and
+cries of "Vive l'Empereur!" resounded through the air. These
+exclamations, however, were changed to "Vive le Lord Vellington!" when
+it was discovered that the approaching French came as captives, not
+conquerors.
+
+Between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, I walked up to the
+_Porte de Namur_, where the wounded were just beginning to arrive.
+Fortunately some commodious caravans had arrived from England, only a
+few days before, and these were now entering the gate. They were filled
+principally with Brunswickers and Highlanders; and it was an appalling
+spectacle to behold the very soldiers, whose fine martial appearance and
+excellent appointments I had so much admired at the review, now lying
+helpless and mutilated--their uniforms soiled with blood and dirt--their
+mouths blackened with biting their cartridges, and all the splendour of
+their equipments entirely destroyed. When the caravans stopped, I
+approached them, and addressed a Scotch officer who was only slightly
+wounded in the knee.--"Are the French coming, sir?" asked I.--"Egad I
+can't tell," returned he. "We know nothing about it. We had enough to do
+to take care of ourselves. They are fighting like devils; and I'm off
+again as soon as my wound's dressed."--An English lady, elegantly
+attired, now rushed forwards--"Is my husband safe?" asked she
+eagerly.--"Good God! Madam," replied one of the men, "how can we
+possibly tell! I don't know the fate of those who were fighting by my
+side; and I could not see a yard round me." She scarcely heeded what he
+said; and rushed out of the gate, wildly repeating her question to every
+one she met. Some French prisoners now arrived. I noticed one, a fine
+fellow, who had had one arm shot off; and though the bloody and mangled
+tendons were still undressed, and had actually dried and blackened in
+the sun, he marched along with apparent indifference, carrying a loaf of
+bread under his remaining arm, and shouting _"Vive l'Empereur!"_ I asked
+him if the French were coming.--"Je le crois bien," returned he,
+"preparez un souper, mes bourgeois--il soupera a Bruxelles ce
+soir."--Pretty information for me, thought I. "Don't believe him, sir,"
+said a Scotchman, who lay close beside me, struggling to speak, though
+apparently in the last agony. "It's all right--I--assure--you--." The
+whole of Friday night was passed in the greatest anxiety; the wounded
+arrived every hour, and the accounts they brought of the carnage which
+was taking place were absolutely terrific. Saturday morning was still
+worse; an immense number of supernumeraries and runaways from the army
+came rushing in at the _Porte de Namur,_ and these fugitives increased
+the public panic to the utmost. _Sauve qui peut!_ now became the
+universal feeling; all ties of friendship or kindred were forgotten, and
+an earnest desire to quit Brussels seemed to absorb every faculty. To
+effect this object, the greatest sacrifices were made. Every beast of
+burthen, and every species of vehicle were put into requisition to
+convey persons and property to Antwerp. Even the dogs and fish-carts did
+not escape--enormous sums were given for the humblest modes of
+conveyance, and when all failed, numbers set off on foot. The road soon
+became choked up--cars, wagons, and carriages of every description were
+joined together in an immovable mass and property to an immense amount
+was abandoned by its owners, who were too much terrified even to think
+of the loss they were sustaining. A scene of frightful riot and
+devastation ensued. Trunks, boxes, and portmanteaus were broken open and
+pillaged without mercy; and every one who pleased, helped himself to
+what he liked with impunity. The disorder was increased by a rumour,
+that the Duke of Wellington was retreating towards Brussels, in a sort
+of running fight, closely pursued by the enemy; the terror of the
+fugitives now almost amounted to frenzy, and they flew like maniacs
+escaping from a madhouse. It is scarcely possible to imagine a more
+distressing scene. A great deal of rain had fallen during the night, and
+the unhappy fugitives were obliged literally to wade through mud. I had,
+from the first, determined to await my fate in Brussels; but on this
+eventful morning, I walked a few miles on the road to Antwerp, to
+endeavour to assist my flying countrymen. I was soon disgusted with the
+scene, and finding all my efforts to be useful, unavailing, I returned
+to the town, which now seemed like a city of the dead; for a gloomy
+silence reigned through the streets, like that fearful calm which
+precedes a storm; the shops were all closed, and all business was
+suspended. During the panic of Friday and Saturday, the sacrifice of
+property made by the British residents was enormous. A chest of drawers
+sold for five francs, a bed for ten, and a horse for fifty. In one
+instance, which fell immediately under my own observation, some
+household furniture was sold for one thousand francs, (about 40 l.) for
+which the owner had given seven thousand francs, (280 l.) only three
+weeks before. This was by no means a solitary instance; indeed in most
+cases, the loss was much greater, and in many, houses full of furniture
+were entirely deserted, and abandoned to pillage.
+
+Sunday morning was ushered in by one of the most dreadful tempests I
+ever remember. The crashing of thunder was followed by the roar of
+cannon, which was now distinctly heard from the ramparts, and it is not
+possible to describe the fearful effect of this apparent mockery of
+heaven. I never before felt so forcibly the feebleness of man. The rain
+was tremendous--the sky looked like that in Poussin's picture of the
+Deluge, and a heavy black cloud spread, like the wings of a monstrous
+vulture, over Brussels. The wounded continued to arrive the whole of
+Saturday night and Sunday morning, in a condition which defies
+description. They appeared to have been dragged for miles through oceans
+of mud; their clothes were torn, their caps and feathers cut to pieces,
+and their shoes and boots trodden off. The accounts they brought were
+vague and disheartening--in fact, we could only ascertain that the Duke
+of Wellington had late on Saturday taken up his position at Waterloo,
+and that there he meant to wait the attack of the French. That this
+attack had commenced we needed not to be informed, as the roar of the
+cannon became every instant more distinct, till we even fancied that it
+shook the town. The wounded represented the field of battle as a perfect
+quagmire, and their appearance testified the truth of their assertions.
+About two o'clock a fresh alarm was excited by the horses, which had
+been put in requisition to draw the baggage-wagons, being suddenly
+galloped through the town. We fancied this a proof of defeat, but the
+fact was simply thus: the peasants, from whom the horses had been taken,
+finding the drivers of the wagons absent from their posts, seized the
+opportunity to cut the traces, and gallop off with their cattle. As this
+explanation, however, was not given till the following day, we thought
+that all was over; the few British adherents who had remained were in
+despair, and tri-coloured cockades were suspended from every house. Even
+I, for the first time, lost all courage, and my only consolation was the
+joy of Annette. "England cannot be much injured by the loss of a Single
+battle," thought I; "and as for me, it is of little consequence whether
+I am a prisoner on parole, or a mere wanderer at pleasure. I may easily
+resign myself to my fate; but this poor girl would break her heart if
+she lost her lover, for he is every thing to her." In this manner I
+reasoned, but in spite of my affected philosophy, I could not divest
+myself of all natural feeling; and when about six o'clock we heard that
+the French had given way, and that the Prussians had eluded Grouche, and
+were rapidly advancing to the field, I quite forgot poor Annette, and
+thanked God with all my heart. At eight o'clock there was no longer any
+doubt of our success, for a battalion of troops marched into the town,
+and brought intelligence that the Duke of Wellington had gained a
+complete victory, and that the French were flying, closely pursued by
+the Prussians. Sunday night was employed in enthusiastic rejoicing. The
+tri-coloured cockades had all disappeared, and the British colours were
+hoisted from every window. The great bell of St. Gudule tolled, to
+announce the event to the surrounding neighbourhood; and some of the
+English, who had only hidden themselves, ventured to re-appear. The only
+alloy to the universal rapture which prevailed, was the number of the
+wounded; the houses were insufficient to contain half; and the churches
+and public buildings were littered down with straw for their reception.
+The body of the Duke of Brunswick, who fell at Quatre Bras, was brought
+in on Saturday, and taken to the quarters he had occupied near the
+Chateau de Lacken. I was powerfully affected when I saw the corpse of
+one, whom I had so lately marked as blooming with youth and health; but
+my eyes soon became accustomed to horrors. On Monday morning, June 19th,
+I hastened to the field of battle: I was compelled to go through the
+forest de Soignes, for the road was so completely choked up as to be
+impassable.--The dead required no help; but thousands of wounded, who
+could not help themselves, were in want of every thing; their features,
+swollen by the sun and rain, looked livid and bloated. One poor fellow
+had a ghastly wound across his lower lip, which gaped wide, and showed
+his teeth and gums, as though a second and unnatural mouth had opened
+below his first. Another, quite blind from a gash across his eyes, sat
+upright, gasping for breath, and murmuring, "De l'eau! de l'eau!" The
+anxiety for water, was indeed most distressing. The German "Vaser!
+vaser!" and the French "De l'eau! de l'eau!" still seem sounding in my
+ears. I am convinced that hundreds must have perished from thirst alone,
+and they had no hope of assistance, for even humane persons were afraid
+of approaching the scene of blood, lest they should be taken in
+requisition to bury the dead; almost every person who came near, being
+pressed into that most disgusting and painful service. This general
+burying was truly horrible: large square holes were dug about six feet
+deep, and thirty or forty fine young fellows stripped to their skins
+were thrown into each, pell mell, and then covered over in so slovenly a
+manner, that sometimes a hand or foot peeped through the earth. One of
+these holes was preparing as I passed, and the followers of the army
+were stripping the bodies before throwing them into it, whilst some
+Russian Jews were assisting in the spoilation of the dead, by chiseling
+out their teeth! an operation which they performed with the most brutal
+indifference. The clinking hammers of these wretches jarred horribly
+upon my ears, and mingled strangely with the occasional report of
+pistols, which seemed echoing each other at stated intervals, from
+different corners of the field. I could not divine the meaning of these
+shots, till I was informed, that they proceeded from the Belgians, who
+were killing the wounded horses. Hundreds of these fine creatures were,
+indeed, galloping over the plain, kicking and plunging, apparently mad
+with pain, whilst the poor wounded wretches who saw them coming, and
+could not get out of their way, shrieked in agony, and tried to shrink
+back to escape from them, but in vain. Soon after, I saw an immense
+horse (one of the Scotch Greys) dash towards a colonel of the Imperial
+Guard, who had had his leg shattered; the horse was frightfully wounded,
+and part of a broken lance still rankled in one of its wounds. It rushed
+snorting and plunging past the Frenchman, and I shall never forget his
+piercing cry as it approached. I flew instantly to the spot, but ere I
+reached it the man was dead; for, though I do not think the horse had
+touched him, the terror he felt had been too much for his exhausted
+frame. Sickened with the immense heaps of slain, which spread in all
+directions as far as the eye could reach, I was preparing to return,
+when as I was striding over the dead and dying, and meditating on the
+horrors of war, my attention was attracted by a young Frenchman, who was
+lying on his back, apparently at the last gasp. There was something in
+his countenance which interested me, and I fancied, though I knew not
+when, or where, that I had seen him before. Some open letters were lying
+around, and one was yet grasped in his hand as though he had been
+reading it to the last moment. My eye fell upon the words "Mon cher
+fils," in a female hand, and I felt interested for the fate of so
+affectionate a son. When I left home in the morning, I had put a flask
+of brandy and some biscuit into my pocket, in the hope that I might be
+useful to the wounded, but when I gazed on the countless multitude which
+strewed the field, I felt discouraged from attempting to relieve them.
+Chance had now directed my attention to one individual, and I was
+resolved to try to save his life. His thigh was broken, and he was badly
+wounded on the left wrist, but the vital parts were untouched, and his
+exhaustion seemed to arise principally from the loss of blood. I poured
+a few drops of brandy into his mouth, and crumbling my biscuit contrived
+to make him swallow a small particle. The effects of the dose were soon
+visible; his eyes half opened, and a faint tinge of colour spread over
+his cheek. I administered a little more, and it revived him so much that
+he tried to sit upright. I raised him, and contriving to place him in
+such a manner, as to support him against the dead body of a horse, I put
+the flask and biscuit by his side, and departed in order to procure
+assistance to remove him. I recollected that a short time before, I had
+seen a smoke issuing from a deep ditch, and that my olfactory nerves had
+been saluted by a savoury smell as I passed. Guided by these
+indications, I retraced my steps to the spot, and found some Scotch
+soldiers sheltered by a hedge, very agreeably employed in cooking a
+quantity of beefsteaks over a wood tire, in a French cuirass!! I was
+exceedingly diverted at this novel kind of frying-pan, which served also
+as a dish; and after begging permission to dip a biscuit in their gravy
+for the benefit of my patient, I told my tale, and was gratified by the
+eagerness which they manifested to assist me; one ran to catch a horse
+with a soft Hussar saddle, (there were hundreds galloping over the
+field,) and the rest went with me to the youth, whom we found
+surprisingly recovered, though he was still unable to speak. The horse
+was brought, and as we raised the young Frenchman to put him upon it,
+his vest opened, and his _"livret"_ fell out. This is a little book
+which every French soldier is obliged to carry, and which contains an
+account of his name, age, pay, accoutrements, and services. I picked it
+up, and offered it to my patient--but the young man murmured the name of
+"Annette," and fainted. "Annette!" the name thrilled through every
+nerve. I hastily opened the _livret,_ and found that it was indeed Louis
+Tissand whom I had saved! The rest is soon told. Louis reached Brussels
+in safety, and even Madame's selfishness gave way to rapture on
+recovering her son. As to Annette--but why perplex myself to describe
+her feelings? If my readers have ever loved, they may conceive them.
+Louis soon recovered; indeed with such a nurse he could not fail to get
+well. When I next visited Brussels, I found Annette surrounded by three
+or tour smiling cherubs, to whom I was presented as _le bon Anglais,_
+who preserved the life of their papa.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NOTES OF A READER
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GERMAN SCHOOLS.
+
+A law respecting schools has existed, more or less, in the states of the
+south of Germany, for above a century, but which has been greatly
+improved within the last thirty years. By this law, parents are
+compelled to send their children to school, from the age of six to
+fourteen years, where they must be taught reading, writing, and
+arithmetic, but where they may acquire as much additional instruction in
+other branches as their parents choose to pay for. To many of the
+schools of Bavaria large gardens are attached, in which, the boys are
+taught the principal operations of agriculture and gardening in their
+hours of play; and, in all the schools of the three states, the girls,
+in addition to the same instruction as the boys, are taught knitting,
+sewing, embroidery, &c. It is the duty of the police and priest (which
+may be considered equivalent to our parish vestries) of each commune or
+parish, to see that the law is duly executed, the children sent
+regularly, and instructed duly. If the parents are partially or wholly
+unable to pay for their children, the commune makes up the deficiency.
+Religion is taught by the priest of the village or hamlet; and where, as
+is frequently the case in Wurtemberg, there are two or three religions
+in one parish, each child is taught by the priest of its parents; all of
+which priests are, from their office, members of the committee or vestry
+of the commune. The priest or priests of the parish have the regular
+inspection of the school-master, and are required by the government to
+see that he does his duty, while each priest, at the same time, sees
+that the children of his flock attend regularly. After the child has
+been the appointed number of years at school, it receives from the
+schoolmaster, and the priest of the religion to which it belongs, a
+certificate, without which it cannot procure employment. To employ any,
+person under twenty-one, without such a certificate, is illegal, and
+punished by a fixed fine, as is almost every other offence in this part
+of Germany; and the fines are never remitted, which makes punishment
+always certain. The schoolmaster is paid much in the same way as in
+Scotland; by a house, a garden, and sometimes a field, and by a small
+salary from the parish, and by fixed rates for the children.
+
+A second law, which is coeval with the school law, renders it illegal
+for any young man to marry before he is twenty-five, or any young woman
+before she is eighteen; and a young man, at whatever age he wishes to
+marry, must show, to the police and the priest of the commune where he
+resides, that he is able, and has the prospect, to provide for a wife
+and family.--_London's Mag. Nat. Hist._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+EATING AND WRITING.
+
+
+Ovid, Horace, and Virgil all frequented the tables of the great; Cato
+warmed his virtue with wine; Shakspeare kept up his _verve_ with stolen
+venison; Steele and Addison wrote their best papers over a bottle; Sir
+Walter Scott is famed for good housekeeping; and I know authors who love
+to dine like lords. Even booksellers do their spiriting more gently for
+good fare, and bid for an author the most spiritedly after dinner.
+
+There is not a more vulgar mistake than that of confounding good eating
+with gluttony and excess. It is not because a man gets twenty or
+five-and-twenty guineas per sheet for a dashing article, and has taste
+to expend his well-earned cash upon a cook who knows how to dress a
+dinner, that he is necessarily to gorge himself like a mastiff with
+sheep's paunch. On the contrary, if he means to preserve the powers of
+his palate intact, he must "live cleanly as a nobleman should do." The
+fat-witted people in the City are not nice in their eating, quantity
+being more closely considered by them than quality. There is, I admit,
+something in the good man's concluding conjecture, that "the sort of
+diet men observe influences their style." I should know an "heavy-wet"
+man at the third line; and I can tell to a nicety when Theodore Hook
+writes upon claret, and when he is inspired by the over-heating and
+acrimonious stimulus of Max. Hayley obviously composed upon tea and
+bread and butter. Dr. Philpots may be nosed a mile off for priestly port
+and the fat bulls of Basan; and Southey's Quarterly articles are written
+on an empty stomach, and before his crudities, like the breath of Sir
+Roger de Coverley's barber, have been "mollified by a breakfast."--_New
+Monthly Mag._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SACRED POETRY.
+
+
+Songs and hymns, in honour of their Gods, are found among all people who
+have either religion or verse. There is scarcely any pagan poetry,
+ancient or modern, in which allusions to the national mythology are not
+so frequent as to constitute the most copious materials, as well as the
+most brilliant embellishments. The poets of Persia and Arabia, in like
+manner, have adorned their gorgeous strains with the fables and morals
+of the Koran. The relics of Jewish song which we possess, with few
+exceptions, are consecrated immediately to the glory of God, by whom,
+indeed, they were inspired. The first Christians were wont to edify
+themselves in psalms and hymns, and spiritual songs; and though we have
+no specimens of these left, except the occasional doxologies ascribed to
+the redeemed in the Book of Revelation, it cannot be doubted that they
+used not only the psalms of the Old Testament, literally, or
+accommodated to the circumstances of a new and rising Church, but that
+they had original lays of their own, in which they celebrated the
+praises of Christ, as the Saviour of the world. In the middle ages, the
+Roman Catholic and Greek churches statedly adopted singing as an
+essential part of public worship; but this, like the reading of the
+Scriptures, was too frequently in an unknown tongue, by an affectation
+of wisdom, to excite the veneration of ignorance, when the learned, in
+their craftiness, taught that "Ignorance is the mother of devotion;" and
+Ignorance was very willing to believe it. At the era of the Reformation,
+psalms and hymns, in the vernacular tongue, were revived in Germany,
+England, and elsewhere, among the other means of grace, of which
+Christendom had been for centuries defrauded.--_Montgomery._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SUPERSTITION.
+
+
+Grievously are they mistaken who think that the revival of literature
+was the death of superstition--that ghosts, demons, and exorcists
+retreated before the march of intellect, and fled the British shore
+along with monks, saints, and masses. Superstition, deadly superstition,
+may co-exist with much learning, with high civilization, with any
+religion, or with utter irreligion. Canidia wrought her spells in the
+Augustan age, and Chaldean fortune-tellers haunted Rome in the sceptical
+days of Juvenal. Matthew Hopkins, the witch-finder, and Lilly, the
+astrologer, were contemporaries of Selden, Harrington, and Milton.
+Perhaps there never was a more superstitious period than that which
+produced Erasmus and Bacon. _--Blackwood's Mag._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"FELLOW" FEELING.
+
+
+A "certain exalted personage," as the newspapers would say, commanded
+the attendance of a physician, who was only a Licentiate, and, thereby,
+struck consternation throughout the whole body of "Fellows." The great
+men already in attendance were dreadfully alarmed and confounded by this
+terrible subversion of established College etiquette. "Sire!" said one
+of them, "we humbly acquaint your Majesty, with all dutiful submission
+that as Dr.---- is not a Fellow, it is contrary to rule and custom to
+meet him in attendance here."--"A Fellow?" asked his Majesty; "what mean
+ye?" The learned physician explained. "Well, make him a Fellow, then,"
+was his Majesty's quick reply; and he was accordingly made one!
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CULTIVATION OF WASTE LANDS.
+
+
+No man at all acquainted with the principles of fertility and the
+present state of British tillage, can for a moment doubt that a very
+large quantity of waste land is scattered over the different districts
+of this country, which is not only susceptible of improvement, but which
+would yield an ample return for any amount of labour which could, for
+centuries to come, be spared from the cultivation of our own land. To be
+fully convinced of this fact, no man need do more than ride twenty miles
+in any direction from the metropolis. Let him select whatever road he
+may choose for his excursion, and he will find tracts of land, forming
+in the aggregate a very considerable quantity, which at this moment
+remain in the hands of nature--which man has never made the slightest
+effort to reclaim. Even the hebdomadal excursions of the citizen will
+conduct him over or near many such scenes. What Gilpin, living within
+the sound of Bow-bells, does not know Epping and Hainault Forests,
+Hounslow, Putney, and Black Heaths, Brook Green, Turnham Green,
+Wandsworth, Esher, Sydenham, Hays, and various other Commons? Within a
+circle of twenty miles around the largest and most opulent city in the
+world, we thus discover a large quantity of land, which cultivation
+would render highly productive, but which, in its present state of
+waste, is of little or no value to the public. And this land, situated
+in the very outskirts of the metropolis, continues to be utterly
+neglected, if not entirely overlooked, at a moment when the whole
+kingdom resounds with the groans of those who argue that the population
+of this country has outrun the means of subsisting them. As the
+traveller advances in his journey from the metropolis, the waste becomes
+more extensive, if not more numerous. The English wastes, which amount
+to about five millions of acres, are more valuable than those of
+Ireland; and these again are more improvable than, the Scotish
+wastes.--_Quarterly Rev._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CHINESE NOVELS.
+
+
+The character of the Chinese novels is the same with that of the better
+parts of _Don Quixote, Gil Blas, Tom Jones_, and _Cecilia_. Their
+authors address themselves to the reason rather than the imagination of
+their readers. The other Asiatic nations, led away by a passion for the
+marvellous, have often disfigured the most respectable traditions, and
+converted history itself into romance. The Chinese, on the other hand,
+may be said to have given their romances the truth of history.--_N.
+American Review._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Canadian Indian females are described as passionately fond of their
+children, as submissive slaves, and at the same time affectionately
+attached to their husbands. This they evince by _self-immolation_, after
+the manner of eastern wives. Among the few poisonous plants of Canada,
+is a shrub, which yields a wholesome fruit, but contains in its roots a
+deadly juice, which the widow, who wishes not to survive her husband,
+drinks. An eye-witness describes its effects; the woman having resolved
+to die, chanted her death song and funeral service; she then drank off
+the poisonous juice, was seized with shivering and convulsions, and
+expired in a few minutes on the body of her husband.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TWENTY-EIGHT AND TWENTY-NINE.
+
+
+ "Rien n'est change, mes amis!"[2]
+ CHARLES DIX.
+
+
+ [2] I have taken these words for my motto, because they _enable_ me
+ to tell a story. When the present King of France received his first
+ address on the return from the emigration, his answer was, "Rien
+ n'est change, mes amis; il n'y a qu'un Francais de plus." When the
+ Giraffe arrived in the Jardin des Plantes, the Parisians had a
+ caricature, in which the ass, and the hog, and the monkey were
+ presenting an address to the stranger, while the elephant and the
+ lion stalked angrily away. Of course, the portraits were
+ recognisable--and the animal was responding graciously, "Rien n'est
+ change, mes amis: il n'y a qu'un bete de plus!"
+
+
+ I heard a sick man's dying sigh,
+ And an infant's idle laughter;
+ The old Year went with mourning by,
+ The new came dancing after;
+ Let Sorrow shed her lonely tear,
+ Let Revelry hold her ladle;
+ Bring boughs of cypress for the biel.
+ Fling roses on the cradle;
+ Mates to wait on the funeral state!
+ Pages to pour the wine!
+ And a requiem for Twenty-eight,--
+ And a health to Twenty-nine.
+
+ Alas! for human happiness,
+ Alas! for human sorrow;
+ Our Yesterday is nothingness,
+ What else will be our Morrow?
+ Still Beauty must be stealing hearts,
+ And Knavery stealing purses;
+ Still Cooks must live by making tarts,
+ And Wits by making verses;
+ While Sages prate and Courts debate,
+ The same Stars set and shine;
+ And the World, as it roll'd through Twenty-eight,
+ Must roll through Twenty-nine.
+
+ Some King will come, in Heaven's good time,
+ To the tomb his Father came to;
+ Some Thief will wade through blood and crime
+ To a crown he has no claim to;
+ Some Suffering Land will rend in twain
+ The manacles that bound her,
+ And gather the links of the broken chain
+ To fasten them proudly round her;
+ The grand and great will love, and hate,
+ And combat, and combine;
+ And much where we were in Twenty-eight,
+ We shall be in Twenty-nine.
+
+ O'Connell will toil to raise the Rent,
+ And Kenyon to sink the Nation;
+ And Sheil will abuse the Parliament,
+ And Peel the Association;
+ And the thought of bayonets and swords
+ Will make ex-Chancellors merry--
+ And jokes will be cut in the House of Lords,
+ And throats in the County Kerry;
+ And writers of weight will speculate
+ On the Cabinet's design--
+ And just what it did in Twenty-eight,
+ It will do in Twenty-nine.
+
+ Mathews will be extremely gay,
+ And Hook extremely dirty;
+ And brick and mortar still will say
+ "Try Warren, No. 30;"
+ And "General Sauce" will have its puff,
+ And so will General Jackson--
+ And peasants will drink up heavy stuff,
+ Which they pay a heavy tax on;
+ And long and late, at many a fete,
+ Gooseberry champagne will shine--
+ And as old as it was in Twenty-eight,
+ It will be in Twenty-nine.
+
+ And the Goddess of Love will keep her smiles;
+ And the God of Cups his orgies;
+ And there'll be riots in St. Giles,
+ And weddings in St. George's;
+ And Mendicants will sup like Kings,
+ And Lords will swear like Lacqueys--
+ And black eyes oft will lead to rings,
+ And rings will lead to black eyes;
+ And pretty Kate will scold her mate.
+ In a dialect all divine--
+ Alas! they married in Twenty-eight,--
+ They will part in Twenty-nine!
+
+ John Thomas Mugg, on a lonely hill,
+ Will do a deed of mystery--
+ The Morning Chronicle will fill
+ Five columns with the history;
+ The Jury will be all surprise,
+ The Prisoner quite collected--
+ And Justice Park will wipe his eyes,
+ And be very much affected;
+ And folks will relate poor Corder's fate,
+ As they hurry home to dine,
+ Comparing the hangings of Twenty-eight
+ With the hangings of Twenty-nine.
+
+ A Curate will go from the house of prayer
+ To wrong his worthy neighbour,
+ By dint of quoting the texts of Blair,
+ And singing the songs of Weber;
+ Sir Harry will leave the Craven hounds,
+ To trace the guilty parties--
+ And ask of the Court five thousand pounds,
+ To prove how rack'd his heart is:
+ An Advocate will execrate
+ The spoiler of Hymen's shrine--
+ And the speech that did for Twenty-eight
+ Will do for Twenty-nine.
+
+ My Uncle will swathe his gouty limbs,
+ And tell of his oils and blubbers;
+ My Aunt, Miss Dobbs, will play longer hymns,
+ And rather longer rubbers;
+ My Cousin in Parliament will prove
+ How utterly ruin'd trade is--
+ My Brother at Eton will fall in love
+ With half a hundred ladies;
+ My Patron will sate his pride from plate.
+ And his thirst from Bordeaux vine--
+ His nose was red in Twenty-eight,--
+ 'Twill be redder in Twenty-nine!
+
+ And oh! I shall find, how, day by day.
+ All thoughts and things look older--
+ How the laugh of Pleasure grows less gay,
+ And the heart of Friendship colder;
+ But still I shall be what I have been,
+ Sworn foe to Lady Reason,
+ And seldom troubled with the spleen,
+ And fond of talking treason;
+ I shall buckle my skait, and leap my gate,
+ And throw, and write, my line--
+ And the woman I worshipped in Twenty-eight,
+ I shall worship in Twenty-nine!
+
+_New Monthly Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MORAL EFFECT OF ROME UPON THE TRAVELLER.
+
+
+Those only who have lived in Rome can duly estimate the potent and
+lasting impression produced upon the mind of a thinking man, by a
+residence in this capital of the ancient world. The daily contemplation
+of so many classical and noble objects elevates and purifies the soul,
+and has a powerful tendency to allay the inconsiderate fervours and
+impetuosities of youth, to mature, and consolidate the character. I am
+already so altered, and, I have the vanity to think, so improved a man
+since my arrival here, that there are times when I almost doubt my own
+identity, and imagine that, by some preternatural agency, I have been
+born over again, and have had new blood and new vitality infused into my
+frame.
+
+The gratifications of a residence in Rome are inexhaustible. At every
+turn I discover some new evidence of the power and magnificence of her
+ancient inhabitants, and vivid sensations of delight and awe rapidly
+succeed each other. This venerable metropolis is the tomb and monument,
+not of princes, but of nations; it illustrates the progressive stages of
+human society, and all other cities appear modern and unfinished in
+comparison.
+
+Exploring this forenoon the vicinity of Monte Palatino, I discovered in
+an obscure corner, near the temple of Romulus, the time-hallowed spring
+of Juturna, rising with crystal clearness near the Cloaca maxima, into
+which it flows unvalued and forgotten. I refreshed myself in the mid-day
+heat by drinking its pure lymph from the hollow of my hand, and gazed
+with long and insatiable delight upon the memorable fountain. This
+sacred spot is surrounded and obscured by contiguous buildings, and the
+walls are luxuriantly fringed and mantled with mosses, lichens, and
+broad leaved ivy. The proud aqueducts of the expanding city diminish the
+value and importance of this spring, but it was unquestionably the
+ruling motive which determined Romulus, or possibly an earlier colony of
+Greeks, to take root here, as within the wide compass of the Roman walls
+there is no other source of pure water.--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SONG, BY T. CAMPBELL
+
+
+ When Love came first to Earth, the SPRING
+ Spread rose-buds to receive him.
+ And back he vow'd his flight he'd wing
+ To Heaven, if she should leave him.
+
+ But SPRING departing, saw his faith
+ Pledg'd to the next new comer--
+ He revell'd in the warmer breath
+ And richer bowers of SUMMER.
+
+ Then sportive AUTUMN claim'd by rights
+ An Archer for her lover,
+ And even in WINTER'S dark, cold nights
+ A charm he could discover.
+
+ Her routs and balls, and fireside joy,
+ For this time were his reasons--
+ In short, Young Love's a gallant boy,
+ That likes all times and seasons.
+
+_New Monthly Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.
+
+
+College! how different from school! Never believe a great, broad-faced,
+beetle-browed Spoon, when he tells you, with a sigh that would upset a
+schooner, that the happiest days of a man's life are those he spends at
+school. Does he forget the small bed-room occupied by eighteen boys, the
+pump you had to run to on Sunday mornings, when decency and the usher
+commanded you to wash? Is he oblivious of the blue chalk and water they
+flooded your bowels with at breakfast, and called it milk? Has he lost
+the remembrance of the Yorkshire pudding, vulgarly called choke-dog, of
+which you were obliged to eat a pound before you were allowed a slice
+of beef, and of which, if you swallowed half that quantity, you thought
+cooks and oxen mere works of supererogation, and totally useless on the
+face of the earth? Has the fool lost all recollection of the prayers in
+yon cold, wet, clay-floored cellar, proudly denominated the chapel? has
+he forgot the cuffs from the senior boys, the pinches from the second
+master? and, _in fine_, has he forgot the press at the end of the
+school-room, where a cart-load of birch was deposited at the beginning
+of every half year, and not a twig left to tickle a mouse with, long
+before the end of it? He talks of freedom from care--what a negative
+kind of happiness! Let him cut off his hand, he will never hurt his
+nails. Let him enclose an order for all his money even unto us, and no
+more will he be troubled with cares about the Stocks--no more will he be
+teased with calculations on the price of grain. All that raving about
+school-boys is perfect nonsense--it is the most miserable period of a
+human being's life. Poor, shivering, trembling, kicked, buffetted,
+thumped, and starved little mortals! We never see a large school but we
+feel inclined to shoot them all, masters, ushers, and door-keepers
+included, merely to put them out of pain.
+
+But at College, how different!--_There_, a man begins to feel that it is
+a matter of total indifference to him whether he sit on a hard wooden
+bench, or a soft stuffed chair; _there_, the short coat is discarded,
+and he stalks about with the air of a three-tailed bashaw, as his own
+two, generally, at first, are prolonged a little below the knee;
+_there_, his penny tart, which he bought on Saturdays at the door of the
+school, is exchanged for a dessert from Golding's; his beer, which he
+occasionally imbibed at the little pot-house, two miles beyond the
+school bounds, is exchanged for his wine from Butler's.--Books from
+Talboy's, the most enterprising of bibliopoles, supply the place of the
+tattered Dictionary he brought to the University, which, after being
+stolen when new, and passing, by the same process, through twenty hands,
+is at last, when fluttering in its last leaves, restolen by the original
+proprietor, who fancies he has made a very profitable "nibble." The trot
+he used to enjoy by stealth on the butcher's broken-kneed pony, is
+succeeded now by a gallop on a steed of Quartermain's; and he is
+delighted to find that horse and owner strive which shall be the
+softest-mouthed and gentlest charger. The dandy mare, we suppose, has
+many long years ago made fat the great-grandfathers of the present race
+of dogs; and old Scroggins, we imagine, has been trod to pieces in boots
+and shoes, the very memory of which departed long, long before they were
+paid for. Of old Scroggins--as Dr. Johnson says--and of his virtues, let
+us indulge ourself in the recollection. Though not formed in the finest
+mould, or endowed with the extremity of swiftness, his pace was sure and
+steady--equal to Hannibal in endurance of fatigue; and, like that
+celebrated commander, his aspect was rendered peculiarly fierce and
+striking by a blemish in his eye; not ignorant of the way to Woodstock
+was the wall-eyed veteran; not unacquainted with the covers at Ditchley;
+not unaccustomed to the walls at Hethrop: but Dandy and Scroggins have
+padded the hoof from this terrestrial and unstable world--peace to their
+manes!--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Friction of Screws and Screw-presses._
+
+An examination of the friction in screws having their threads of various
+forms, has led M. Poncelet to this very important conclusion, namely,
+that the friction in screws with square threads is to that of equal
+screws with triangular threads, as 2.90 to 4.78, proving a very
+important advantage of the former over the latter, relative to the loss
+of power incurred in both by friction.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Fulminating Powder._
+
+According to M. Landgerbe, a mixture of two parts nitre, two parts
+neutral carbonate of potash, one part of sulphur, and six parts of
+common salt, all finely pulverized, makes a very powerful fulminating
+powder. M. Landgerbe adopts the extraordinary error of supposing that
+these preparations act with more force downwards than in any other
+direction.--_Bull. Univ._
+
+
+_Aurora Borealis._
+
+An aurora borealis was seen from North End, Hampstead, near London, from
+about seven o'clock until eleven, on the evening of Dec. 1. It generally
+appeared as a light resembling twilight, but shifting about both to the
+east and the west of north, and occasionally forming streams which
+continued for several minutes, and extended from 30 to 40 degrees high.
+The light on the horizon was not more than 12 or 15 degrees in
+height.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Paper Linen._
+
+According to the Paris papers, a new invention, called _papier linge_,
+has lately attracted much attention. It consists of a paper made closely
+to resemble damask and other linen, not only to the eye, but even to the
+touch. The articles are used for every purpose to which linen is
+applicable, except those requiring much strength and durability. The
+price is low, a napkin costs only five or six centimes (about a
+halfpenny), and when dirty, they are taken back at half-price. A good
+sized table-cloth sells for a franc, and a roll of paper with one or two
+colours for papering rooms or for bed curtains, may be had for the same
+price.
+
+
+_Maturation of Wine._
+
+M. de St. Vincent, of Havre, states, from his own experience of long
+continuance, that when bottles containing wine are closed by tying a
+piece of parchment or bladder over their mouths, instead of using corks
+in the ordinary manner, the wine acquires, in a few weeks only, those
+qualities which is only given by age in the ordinary way after many
+years.--_Nouveau Jour, de Paris._
+
+
+_Indications of Wholesomeness in Mushrooms._
+
+Whenever a fungus is pleasant in flavour and odour, it may be considered
+wholesome; if, on the contrary, it have an offensive smell, a bitter,
+astringent, or styptic taste, or even if it leave an unpleasant flavour
+in the mouth, it should not be considered fit for food. The colour,
+figure, and texture of these vegetables do not afford any characters on
+which we can safely rely; yet it may be remarked, that in colour, the
+pure yellow, gold colour, bluish pale, dark or lustre brown, wine red,
+or the violet, belong to many that are esculent; whilst the pale or
+sulphur yellow, bright or blood red, and the greenish, belong to few but
+the poisonous. The safe kinds have most frequently a compact, brittle
+texture; the flesh is white; they grow more readily in open places, such
+as dry pastures and waste lands, than in places humid or shaded by wood.
+In general, those should be suspected which grow in caverns and
+subterranean passages, on animal matter undergoing putrefaction, as well
+as those whose flesh is soft or watery.--_Brande's Journal._
+
+
+_Zoological Society._
+
+Dr. Brookes, in his address to the recent anniversary meeting of the
+Zoological Society, stated that the _Museum_ already contains 600
+species of mammalia, 4,000 birds, 1,000 reptiles and fishes, 1,000
+testacea and Crustacea, and 30,000 insects. During the last seven
+months, the _Gardens_ and Museum have been visited by upwards of 30,000
+persons. The vivarium contains upwards of 430 living quadrupeds and
+birds. The expenses of the past year have been 10,000 l., partly
+contributed by the admission of the public, and still more largely by
+the members of the Society, who already exceed 1,200 in number. These
+are gratifying facts to every lover of natural history, as they serve to
+indicate the progress of _zoology_ in this country--a study which it has
+ever been our aim to identify with the pages of the MIRROR.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ENGLISH ROADS.
+
+
+The roads of England are the marvel of the world. The improvements which
+have been effected during a century would be almost miraculous, did we
+not consider that they had been produced by the spirit and intelligence
+of the people, and were in no degree dependant upon the apathy or
+caprice of the ruling power. The first turnpike-road was established by
+an act of the 3rd Charles II. The mob pulled down the gates; and the new
+principle was supported at the point of the bayonet. But long after that
+period travelling was difficult and dangerous. In December, 1703,
+Charles III. king of Spain, slept at Petworth on his way from Portsmouth
+to Windsor, and Prince George of Denmark went to meet him there by
+desire of the queen. In the relation of the journey given by one of the
+prince's attendants, he states, "We set out at six in the morning, by
+torchlight, to go to Petworth, and did not get out of the coaches (save
+only when we were overturned or stuck fast in the mire) till we arrived
+at our journey's end. 'Twas a hard service for the prince to sit
+fourteen hours in the coach that day without eating any thing, and
+passing through the worst ways I ever saw in my life. We were thrown but
+once indeed in going, but our coach, which was the leading one, and his
+highnesses body coach, would have suffered very much, if the nimble
+boors of Sussex had not frequently poised it, or it with their
+shoulders, from Godalming almost to Petworth; and the nearer we
+approached the duke's house, the more inaccessible it seemed to be. The
+last nine miles of the way cost us six hours' time to conquer them; and,
+indeed, we had never done it, if our good master had not several times
+lent us a pair of horses out of his own coach, whereby we were enabled
+to trace out the way for him." Afterwards, writing of his departure on
+the following day from Petworth to Guildford, and thence to Windsor, he
+says, "I saw him (the prince) no more, till I found him at supper at
+Windsor; for there we were overturned, (as we had been once before the
+same morning,) and broke our coach; my Lord Delaware had the same fate,
+and so had several others."--Vide Annals of Queen Anne, vol. ii.
+Appendix, No. 3.
+
+In the time of Charles, (surnamed the Proud,) Duke of Somerset, who died
+in 1748, the roads in Sussex were in so bad a state, that, in order to
+arrive at Guildford from Petworth, travellers were obliged to make from
+the nearest point of the great road leading from Portsmouth to London.
+This was a work of so much difficulty, as to occupy the whole day; and
+the duke had a house at Guildford which was regularly used as a
+resting-place for the night by any of his family travelling to London. A
+manuscript letter from a servant of the duke, dated from London, and
+addressed to another at Petworth, acquaints the latter that his grace
+intended to go from London thither on a certain day, and directs that
+"the keepers and persons who knew the holes and the sloughs must come to
+meet his grace with lanterns and long poles to help him on his way."
+
+The late Marquess of Buckingham built an inn at Missenden, about forty
+miles from London, as the state of the roads compelled him to sleep
+there on the way to Stow--a journey which is at present performed
+between breakfast and dinner.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+
+
+A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+
+SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Sir Joseph Banks used to tell a story of his being at Otaheite with
+Capt. Cook, when it was accidentally discovered to be the king's
+birth-day, on which it was suddenly agreed to have a jollification;
+every soul on board got fuddled, except three men who were on duty. The
+next day they came on deck, and begged to speak to the captain. "Well,"
+said the captain, "what have you got to say?"--"Please your honour, you
+were all drunk yesterday, all except we three; will your honour be
+pleased to allow us to get drunk to-day?" Sir Joseph, who was standing
+by, was so tickled with the oddity of the request, that he begged they
+might be indulged, and that he would subscribe two bottles of rum and
+two bottles of brandy. The boon was granted, and in less than three
+hours, these messmates balanced accounts, being as drunk as their hearts
+could wish.--_Mr Wadd._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MADEMOISELLE MARS.
+
+
+Some time after Napoleon's return to Paris, in 1815, as he was passing
+the troops in review at the Place Carousel, he happened to see the
+celebrated Mademoiselle Mars, stationed among the troops, in order to
+view the imposing military spectacle. The emperor, approaching the spot,
+and addressing her, said, "What do you do here, Mademoiselle? this is no
+place for you."--"Sire," answered the witty and animated daughter of
+Thalia, "I come to behold a real hero; I am tired of seeing mock ones
+upon the stage."
+
+INA.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Some years ago the following inscription, engraved on the fragment of a
+stone, was discovered amongst the relics of an antiquarian, and was
+considered by him as a great curiosity, and enhanced in value by its
+translation having puzzled the best scholars of the age:--
+
+
+ BENE.
+ A.T.H. T.H. I.S.S.T.
+ ONERE. POS. ET
+ H. CLAUD. COSTER. TRIP
+ E. SELLERO
+ F. IMP
+ IN. GT. ONAS. DO
+ TH. HI
+ S. C.
+ ON. SOR.
+ T. I. A. N. E.
+
+
+Some supposed it to refer to the Emperor Claudian, till a lad one day
+spelt it out: "Beneath this stone reposeth Claud Coster, tripe-seller,
+of Impington, as doth his consort Jane." R. B.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+DRINKING.
+
+
+Captain John Graunt, in his Observations on the Bills of Mortality,
+says, that of 229,250 persons, who died in twenty years, only _two_ are
+put to the account of _excessive drinking_. But, perhaps, if the matter
+were truly stated, a great many of the dropsies, apoplexies, and palsies
+ought to have been placed under that head. It is not impossible that
+those who had the charge of rendering these accounts, might have
+entertained the opinion of old Dick Baldwyn, who stoutly maintained that
+no man ever died of drinking. "Some puny things," said he, "have died
+learning to drink, but no man ever died of drinking!" Now, this was no
+mean authority; for he spoke from great practical experience, and was
+moreover many years treasurer of St. Bartholomew's Hospital.--_Mr.
+Wadd--in Brande's Journal._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The "Sunday Times" of the 28th ult. has the following paragraph
+inserted:--
+
+
+_Typographical Errors._
+
+The New Times speaks (some time ago) of a "Party given by the Duke of
+_Pork_!" Another paper, of "Proceedings in the Court of Common
+_Fleas_!" and the _Morning Chronicle_ of Tuesday last speaks of "an
+atrocious _Bobbery_!" The cream of this criticism on others is, that the
+very same paper has the following paragraph:--"_Fleet Prison, Dec.
+26th._ Died last night, about 12 o'clock, the Rev. Mr. Chaundy, in the
+meridian of life. This makes the ninth death which has happened in the
+Fleet since the 29th of April last. The free use of spirituous liquors
+is the cause of so much MORALITY in the prison."
+
+BONAS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A "MELTING SUBJECT."
+
+
+M. Tissot, a celebrated French physician, who was the intimate friend of
+Zimmerman, relates the case of a literary gentleman, who would never
+venture near a fire, from imagining himself to be made of butter, and
+being fearful he should melt.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "There are whom heaven has bless'd with store of wit,
+ Yet want as much again to manage it."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+LIMBIRD'S EDITION OF THE
+
+_Following Novels are already Published:_
+
+
+ _s. d._
+
+ Mackenzie's Man of Feeling ... 0 6
+ Paul and Virginia ... 0 6
+ The Castle of Otranto ... 0 6
+ Alaeoran and Hamet ... 0 6
+ Elizabeth, or the Exiles of Siberia ... 0 6
+ The Castles of Athlin and Dunbayna ... 0 6
+ Rasselas ... 0 8
+ The Old English Baron ... 0 8
+ Nature and Art ... 0 8
+ Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield ... 0 10
+ Sicilian Romance ... 1 0
+ The Man of the World ... 1 0
+ A Simple Story ... 1 4
+ Joseph Andrews ... 1 6
+ Humphry Clinker ... 1 8
+ The Romance of the Forest ... 1 8
+ The Italian ... 2 0
+ Zeluco, by Dr. Moore ... 2 6
+ Edward, by Dr. Moore ... 2 6
+ Roderick Random ... 2 6
+ The Mysteries of Udolpho ... 3 6
+
+
+_Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, London; sold by
+ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all Newsmen and
+Booksellers._
+
+
+
+
+
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+or filename 24689 would be found at:
+ https://www.gutenberg.org/2/4/6/8/24689
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+An alternative method of locating eBooks:
+ https://www.gutenberg.org/GUTINDEX.ALL
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