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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/10965-0.txt b/10965-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c771790 --- /dev/null +++ b/10965-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,434 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 10965 *** + +THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + +OR + +_No News, and Strange News_. + + + +ADORNED WITH CUTS + + + +[Illustration: FRONTISPIECE] + + Here you may see what's very rare, + The world turn'd upside down; + A tree and castle in the air, + A man walk on his crown. + + + + +THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + +OR, + +_No News, and Strange News_. + + +[Illustration: TAILOR RIDING A GOOSE.] + + + + +_Roman Capital and Small Letters_. + + A B C D E F G H I J K L + M N O P Q R S T U + V W X Y Z + + a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r + s t u v w x y z ae oe & + + * * * * * + +_Italic Capital and Small Letters_. + + _A B C D E F G H I J K L M + N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z_ + + _a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r + s t u v w x y z ae oe &_ + + * * * * * + + To see a butcher kill a hog, is no news; + But to see a hare run after a dog, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + + This hare hunts the dog, + Tho' all of you know, + Most dogs hunt the hare-- + But here it's not so. + + * * * * * + + To see a poor man and a rich, is no news; + But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Is your name Nick, sir, + Or Old Harry, + I insist you tell before + We marry. + + * * * * * + + To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news; + But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Some rats take delight to gnaw + Houses down-- + I want to build a good + House of my own. + + * * * * * + + To see a bird picking at fruit, is no news; + But to see a dog playing the flute, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + You see I am playing here, + Too, too, too, too; + When I've done with my flute, + I'll give it to you. + + * * * * * + + To see a greyhound catch a hare, is no news; + But to see a lamb hunting a bear, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + The bear runs away, the + Lamb is pursuing; + If he catches the bear, + There'll be terrible doing. + + * * * * * + + To see an eagle spread her wings, is no news; + But to see an old man in leading strings, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Take care, grandpapa, lest + You should fall, + And if you want your + Chair--pray call. + + * * * * * + + To see a weaver throw his shuttle, is no news; + But to see a man get in a quart bottle, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + You'll all be amazed to + See me get in, + And much more surprised + If I get out again. + + * * * * * + + To hear of a Frenchman eating a frog, is no news; + But to see a butcher stuck by a hog, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Don't hollo! + 'Tis only a knife, + You never stuck a pig + So easy in your life. + + * * * * * + + To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news; + But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + My voice is so fine, + And so charming the tune, + I expect for to sing at + The opera soon. + + * * * * * + + To see a man get a boat, is no news; + But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + If I once get my legs in + As far as my knees, + The rest will slip down + With a great deal of ease. + + * * * * * + + To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news; + But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Good lack a daisy! + How you grin, + To see a poor ram + Try to spin. + + * * * * * + + To see a tailor making a coat, is no news; + But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Step into my boat, + I'll give you a row, + I'm an excellent waterman, + All of you know. + + * * * * * + + To see a man fish in a moat, is no news; + But to see a monkey shaving a goat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + My lather is good, and + My razor is keen, + In two minutes time, + I'll shave you quite clean. + + * * * * * + + To see a miller grinding corn, is no news; + But to see an ox blowing a horn, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I blow and I run, + And I run and I blow, + And which I do best, + I'm sure I don't know. + + * * * * * + + To see a shoemaker hammer his leather, is no news; + But to see a hound and a buck drinking together, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Mr. Buck, I wish you luck. + Mr. Hound, your most profound. + + * * * * * + + To see a good boy read his book, is no news; + But to see a goose roasting a cook, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I'll roast ye, and baste ye, + But who will may taste ye. + + * * * * * + + To see a beau at his toilet dress, is no news; + But to see two horses playing at chess, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Mr. Horse, you don't play + Fair, but cheat: + Mr. Nag, you say so, + Now you're beat. + + * * * * * + + To see a high-bred horse when prancing, is no news; + But to see a cat fiddling and mice all dancing, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Come foot it, my dears, + And when you've done, + I'll eat you for supper, + Aye, every one. + + * * * * * + + To see a lady drinking of tea, is no news; + But to see a bird shoot a man in a tree, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + First of all, I'll shoot this clown, + And then I'll bring his bow wow down. + + * * * * * + + To see a boy swim in a brook, is no news; + But to see a fish catch a man with hook, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Spare me, good Mr. Fish, + I didn't molest you. + I'll spare you no longer + Than till I dress you. + + * * * * * + + To see a cat steal milk from a pan, is no news; + But to see a buck hunting a man, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Hark forward, huzza, + He can't get away: + And he's not buck enough + To stand at a bay. + + * * * * * + + To see a cobbler mending a shoe, is no news; + But to see a goat cry old clothes like a jew, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + 'Tis alvays my vay, + To cheat ven I can, + Yet for all that I be + A very goot man. + + * * * * * + + To see a haymaker using of rakes, is no news; + But to see a bear making plum cakes, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + What I have got in the pan, + I shall eat if I can, + And this cake on the shelf, + I shall keep for myself. + + * * * * * + + To see a barrel made by a cooper, is no news, + But to see a goat act the part of a trooper, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Hur will fight hur foes + For the honour of Wales, + And if the French come, + They shall turn their tails. + + * * * * * + + To see wrestlers kicking shins, is no news; + But to see cats playing at nine pins, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I'll lay a penny, you don't get many. + I'll knock down all, and swallow the ball. + + * * * * * + + To hear a parrot say, pretty Poll, is no news; + But to see a sow with a parasol, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Like a lady I shine, + I'm so fat and so fine; + I've a right I suppose, + To a shade for my nose. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: MONKEY RIDING A BEAR.] + + * * * * * + +_At J. Kendrew's, Colliergate, York_, + +Little Folks may be supplied with a great variety of Little Books. + + * * * * * + +PENNY BOOKS + +PRINTED AND SOLD + +BY J. KENDREW, COLLIERGATE, YORK. + + + Mrs. Lovechild's Golden Present + Silver Penny + Death and Burial of Cock Robin + Little Red Riding Hood + The Cries of York + Surprising Adventures of Puss in Boots + Sister's Gift; or the Bad Boy Reformed + Tom Thumb's Folio + The History of Giles Gingerbread + The Hermit of the Forest + Entertainments at the Royal Circus + The House that Jack Built + The World turned Upside Down + The Cries of London + Adventures of Old Mother Hubbard and her Dog, in Three Parts + Cinderella; or, the Little Glass Slipper + A New-Year's Gift + A Collection of Fables + A Collection of Riddles + The Foundling + Life and Adventures of Robinson Crusoe + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The World Turned Upside Down, by Anonymous + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 10965 *** diff --git a/10965-h.zip b/10965-h.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..b51f36f --- /dev/null +++ b/10965-h.zip diff --git a/10965-h/10965-h.htm b/10965-h/10965-h.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e133f40 --- /dev/null +++ b/10965-h/10965-h.htm @@ -0,0 +1,1048 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> +<html> + <head> + <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content= + "text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> + <meta content="pg2html (binary version 0.12a)" name= + "generator"> + <title> + The Project Gutenberg eBook of The World Turned Upside Down, + by Anonymous. + </title> + <style type="text/css"> + <!-- + * { font-family: Times; + } + P { font-size: 16pt; + text-align: justify; } + H1,H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 { text-align: center; } + HR { width: 66%; } + CENTER { padding: 10px; font-size: 18pt; } + .big { text-align: center; font-size: 28pt; } + // --> + </style> + </head> + <body> + + +<pre> + +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The World Turned Upside Down, by Anonymous + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The World Turned Upside Down + No News, and Strange News + +Author: Anonymous + +Release Date: February 6, 2004 [EBook #10965] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN *** + + + + +Produced by David Garcia and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + +</pre> + + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <h1> + THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + </h1> + <center> + <b>OR</b> + </center> + <h2> + <i>No News, and Strange News</i>. + </h2> + <hr> + <h3> + ADORNED WITH CUTS + </h3> + <hr> + <center> + <b>YORK:<br> + <i>Printed by J. Kendrew, Colliergate</i>.</b> + </center> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-front.png" width="400" height="308" alt= + "Frontispiece"> + </center> + <center> + Here you may see what's very rare,<br> + The world turn'd upside down;<br> + A tree and castle in the air,<br> + A man walk on his crown. + </center> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <h2> + THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + </h2> + <center> + <b>OR,</b> + </center> + <h2> + <i>No News, and Strange News</i>. + </h2> + <p> + + </p> + <center> + <b>TAILOR RIDING A GOOSE.</b><br> + <img src="ud-04ill.png" width="400" height="296" alt= + "Tailor Riding a Goose."> + </center> + <center> + <b>York:<br> + Printed and Sold by J. KENDREW, Colliergate.</b> + </center> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <h2> + <i>Roman Capital and Small Letters</i>. + </h2> + <p class="big"> + A B C D E F G H I J K L<br> + M N O P Q R S T U<br> + V W X Y Z + </p> + <p class="big"> + a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r<br> + s t u v w x y z æ œ & + </p> + <hr> + <h2> + <i>Italic Capital and Small Letters</i>. + </h2> + <p class="big"> + <i>A B C D E F G H I J K L M<br> + N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z</i> + </p> + <p class="big"> + <i>a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r<br> + s t u v w x y z æ œ &</i> + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <hr> + <p> + To see a butcher kill a hog, is no news;<br> + But to see a hare run after a dog, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-06ill.png" width="401" height="305" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + This hare hunts the dog,<br> + Tho' all of you know,<br> + Most dogs hunt the hare—<br> + But here it's not so. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a poor man and a rich, is no news;<br> + But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-07ill.png" width="400" height="300" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Is your name Nick, sir,<br> + Or Old Harry,<br> + I insist you tell before<br> + We marry. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news;<br> + But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-08ill.png" width="400" height="293" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Some rats take delight to gnaw<br> + Houses down—<br> + I want to build a good<br> + House of my own. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a bird picking at fruit, is no news;<br> + But to see a dog playing the flute, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-09ill.png" width="400" height="288" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + You see I am playing here,<br> + Too, too, too, too;<br> + When I've done with my flute,<br> + I'll give it to you. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a greyhound catch a hare, is no news;<br> + But to see a lamb hunting a bear, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-10ill.png" width="399" height="284" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + The bear runs away, the<br> + Lamb is pursuing;<br> + If he catches the bear,<br> + There'll be terrible doing. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see an eagle spread her wings, is no news;<br> + But to see an old man in leading strings, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-11ill.png" width="399" height="291" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Take care, grandpapa, lest<br> + You should fall,<br> + And if you want your<br> + Chair—pray call. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a weaver throw his shuttle, is no news;<br> + But to see a man get in a quart bottle, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-12ill.png" width="399" height="294" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + You'll all be amazed to<br> + See me get in,<br> + And much more surprised<br> + If I get out again. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To hear of a Frenchman eating a frog, is no news;<br> + But to see a butcher stuck by a hog, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-13ill.png" width="400" height="298" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Don't hollo!<br> + 'Tis only a knife,<br> + You never stuck a pig<br> + So easy in your life. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news;<br> + But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-14ill.png" width="400" height="307" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + My voice is so fine,<br> + And so charming the tune,<br> + I expect for to sing at<br> + The opera soon. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a man get a boat, is no news;<br> + But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-15ill.png" width="401" height="292" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + If I once get my legs in<br> + As far as my knees,<br> + The rest will slip down<br> + With a great deal of ease. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news;<br> + But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-16ill.png" width="400" height="295" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Good lack a daisy!<br> + How you grin,<br> + To see a poor ram<br> + Try to spin. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a tailor making a coat, is no news;<br> + But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-17ill.png" width="400" height="277" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Step into my boat,<br> + I'll give you a row,<br> + I'm an excellent waterman,<br> + All of you know. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a man fish in a moat, is no news;<br> + But to see a monkey shaving a goat, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-18ill.png" width="399" height="288" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + My lather is good, and<br> + My razor is keen,<br> + In two minutes time,<br> + I'll shave you quite clean. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a miller grinding corn, is no news;<br> + But to see an ox blowing a horn, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-19ill.png" width="400" height="302" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + I blow and I run,<br> + And I run and I blow,<br> + And which I do best,<br> + I'm sure I don't know. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a shoemaker hammer his leather, is no news;<br> + But to see a hound and a buck drinking together, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-20ill.png" width="400" height="285" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Mr. Buck, I wish you luck.<br> + Mr. Hound, your most profound. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a good boy read his book, is no news;<br> + But to see a goose roasting a cook, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-21ill.png" width="400" height="296" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + I'll roast ye, and baste ye,<br> + But who will may taste ye. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a beau at his toilet dress, is no news;<br> + But to see two horses playing at chess, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-22ill.png" width="401" height="301" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Mr. Horse, you don't play<br> + Fair, but cheat:<br> + Mr. Nag, you say so,<br> + Now you're beat. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a high-bred horse when prancing, is no news;<br> + But to see a cat fiddling and mice all dancing, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-23ill.png" width="400" height="311" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Come foot it, my dears,<br> + And when you've done,<br> + I'll eat you for supper,<br> + Aye, every one. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a lady drinking of tea, is no news;<br> + But to see a bird shoot a man in a tree, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-24ill.png" width="401" height="286" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + First of all, I'll shoot this clown,<br> + And then I'll bring his bow wow down. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a boy swim in a brook, is no news;<br> + But to see a fish catch a man with hook, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-25ill.png" width="400" height="300" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Spare me, good Mr. Fish,<br> + I didn't molest you.<br> + I'll spare you no longer<br> + Than till I dress you. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a cat steal milk from a pan, is no news;<br> + But to see a buck hunting a man, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-26ill.png" width="400" height="300" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Hark forward, huzza,<br> + He can't get away:<br> + And he's not buck enough<br> + To stand at a bay. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a cobbler mending a shoe, is no news;<br> + But to see a goat cry old clothes like a jew, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-27ill.png" width="400" height="287" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + 'Tis alvays my vay,<br> + To cheat ven I can,<br> + Yet for all that I be<br> + A very goot man. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a haymaker using of rakes, is no news;<br> + But to see a bear making plum cakes, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-28ill.png" width="400" height="291" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + What I have got in the pan,<br> + I shall eat if I can,<br> + And this cake on the shelf,<br> + I shall keep for myself. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a barrel made by a cooper, is no news,<br> + But to see a goat act the part of a trooper, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-29ill.png" width="399" height="294" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Hur will fight hur foes<br> + For the honour of Wales,<br> + And if the French come,<br> + They shall turn their tails. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see wrestlers kicking shins, is no news;<br> + But to see cats playing at nine pins, is strange indeed! 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The World Turned Upside Down + No News, and Strange News + +Author: Anonymous + +Release Date: February 6, 2004 [EBook #10965] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN *** + + + + +Produced by David Garcia and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + +THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + +OR + +_No News, and Strange News_. + + + +ADORNED WITH CUTS + + + +[Illustration: FRONTISPIECE] + + Here you may see what's very rare, + The world turn'd upside down; + A tree and castle in the air, + A man walk on his crown. + + + + +THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + +OR, + +_No News, and Strange News_. + + +[Illustration: TAILOR RIDING A GOOSE.] + + + + +_Roman Capital and Small Letters_. + + A B C D E F G H I J K L + M N O P Q R S T U + V W X Y Z + + a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r + s t u v w x y z ae oe & + + * * * * * + +_Italic Capital and Small Letters_. + + _A B C D E F G H I J K L M + N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z_ + + _a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r + s t u v w x y z ae oe &_ + + * * * * * + + To see a butcher kill a hog, is no news; + But to see a hare run after a dog, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + + This hare hunts the dog, + Tho' all of you know, + Most dogs hunt the hare-- + But here it's not so. + + * * * * * + + To see a poor man and a rich, is no news; + But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Is your name Nick, sir, + Or Old Harry, + I insist you tell before + We marry. + + * * * * * + + To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news; + But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Some rats take delight to gnaw + Houses down-- + I want to build a good + House of my own. + + * * * * * + + To see a bird picking at fruit, is no news; + But to see a dog playing the flute, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + You see I am playing here, + Too, too, too, too; + When I've done with my flute, + I'll give it to you. + + * * * * * + + To see a greyhound catch a hare, is no news; + But to see a lamb hunting a bear, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + The bear runs away, the + Lamb is pursuing; + If he catches the bear, + There'll be terrible doing. + + * * * * * + + To see an eagle spread her wings, is no news; + But to see an old man in leading strings, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Take care, grandpapa, lest + You should fall, + And if you want your + Chair--pray call. + + * * * * * + + To see a weaver throw his shuttle, is no news; + But to see a man get in a quart bottle, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + You'll all be amazed to + See me get in, + And much more surprised + If I get out again. + + * * * * * + + To hear of a Frenchman eating a frog, is no news; + But to see a butcher stuck by a hog, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Don't hollo! + 'Tis only a knife, + You never stuck a pig + So easy in your life. + + * * * * * + + To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news; + But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + My voice is so fine, + And so charming the tune, + I expect for to sing at + The opera soon. + + * * * * * + + To see a man get a boat, is no news; + But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + If I once get my legs in + As far as my knees, + The rest will slip down + With a great deal of ease. + + * * * * * + + To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news; + But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Good lack a daisy! + How you grin, + To see a poor ram + Try to spin. + + * * * * * + + To see a tailor making a coat, is no news; + But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Step into my boat, + I'll give you a row, + I'm an excellent waterman, + All of you know. + + * * * * * + + To see a man fish in a moat, is no news; + But to see a monkey shaving a goat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + My lather is good, and + My razor is keen, + In two minutes time, + I'll shave you quite clean. + + * * * * * + + To see a miller grinding corn, is no news; + But to see an ox blowing a horn, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I blow and I run, + And I run and I blow, + And which I do best, + I'm sure I don't know. + + * * * * * + + To see a shoemaker hammer his leather, is no news; + But to see a hound and a buck drinking together, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Mr. Buck, I wish you luck. + Mr. Hound, your most profound. + + * * * * * + + To see a good boy read his book, is no news; + But to see a goose roasting a cook, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I'll roast ye, and baste ye, + But who will may taste ye. + + * * * * * + + To see a beau at his toilet dress, is no news; + But to see two horses playing at chess, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Mr. Horse, you don't play + Fair, but cheat: + Mr. Nag, you say so, + Now you're beat. + + * * * * * + + To see a high-bred horse when prancing, is no news; + But to see a cat fiddling and mice all dancing, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Come foot it, my dears, + And when you've done, + I'll eat you for supper, + Aye, every one. + + * * * * * + + To see a lady drinking of tea, is no news; + But to see a bird shoot a man in a tree, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + First of all, I'll shoot this clown, + And then I'll bring his bow wow down. + + * * * * * + + To see a boy swim in a brook, is no news; + But to see a fish catch a man with hook, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Spare me, good Mr. Fish, + I didn't molest you. + I'll spare you no longer + Than till I dress you. + + * * * * * + + To see a cat steal milk from a pan, is no news; + But to see a buck hunting a man, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Hark forward, huzza, + He can't get away: + And he's not buck enough + To stand at a bay. + + * * * * * + + To see a cobbler mending a shoe, is no news; + But to see a goat cry old clothes like a jew, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + 'Tis alvays my vay, + To cheat ven I can, + Yet for all that I be + A very goot man. + + * * * * * + + To see a haymaker using of rakes, is no news; + But to see a bear making plum cakes, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + What I have got in the pan, + I shall eat if I can, + And this cake on the shelf, + I shall keep for myself. + + * * * * * + + To see a barrel made by a cooper, is no news, + But to see a goat act the part of a trooper, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Hur will fight hur foes + For the honour of Wales, + And if the French come, + They shall turn their tails. + + * * * * * + + To see wrestlers kicking shins, is no news; + But to see cats playing at nine pins, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I'll lay a penny, you don't get many. + I'll knock down all, and swallow the ball. + + * * * * * + + To hear a parrot say, pretty Poll, is no news; + But to see a sow with a parasol, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Like a lady I shine, + I'm so fat and so fine; + I've a right I suppose, + To a shade for my nose. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: MONKEY RIDING A BEAR.] + + * * * * * + +_At J. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The World Turned Upside Down + No News, and Strange News + +Author: Anonymous + +Release Date: February 6, 2004 [EBook #10965] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN *** + + + + +Produced by David Garcia and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + +</pre> + + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <h1> + THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + </h1> + <center> + <b>OR</b> + </center> + <h2> + <i>No News, and Strange News</i>. + </h2> + <hr> + <h3> + ADORNED WITH CUTS + </h3> + <hr> + <center> + <b>YORK:<br> + <i>Printed by J. Kendrew, Colliergate</i>.</b> + </center> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-front.png" width="400" height="308" alt= + "Frontispiece"> + </center> + <center> + Here you may see what's very rare,<br> + The world turn'd upside down;<br> + A tree and castle in the air,<br> + A man walk on his crown. + </center> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <h2> + THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + </h2> + <center> + <b>OR,</b> + </center> + <h2> + <i>No News, and Strange News</i>. + </h2> + <p> + + </p> + <center> + <b>TAILOR RIDING A GOOSE.</b><br> + <img src="ud-04ill.png" width="400" height="296" alt= + "Tailor Riding a Goose."> + </center> + <center> + <b>York:<br> + Printed and Sold by J. KENDREW, Colliergate.</b> + </center> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <h2> + <i>Roman Capital and Small Letters</i>. + </h2> + <p class="big"> + A B C D E F G H I J K L<br> + M N O P Q R S T U<br> + V W X Y Z + </p> + <p class="big"> + a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r<br> + s t u v w x y z æ œ & + </p> + <hr> + <h2> + <i>Italic Capital and Small Letters</i>. + </h2> + <p class="big"> + <i>A B C D E F G H I J K L M<br> + N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z</i> + </p> + <p class="big"> + <i>a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r<br> + s t u v w x y z æ œ &</i> + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <hr> + <p> + To see a butcher kill a hog, is no news;<br> + But to see a hare run after a dog, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-06ill.png" width="401" height="305" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + This hare hunts the dog,<br> + Tho' all of you know,<br> + Most dogs hunt the hare—<br> + But here it's not so. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a poor man and a rich, is no news;<br> + But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-07ill.png" width="400" height="300" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Is your name Nick, sir,<br> + Or Old Harry,<br> + I insist you tell before<br> + We marry. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news;<br> + But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-08ill.png" width="400" height="293" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Some rats take delight to gnaw<br> + Houses down—<br> + I want to build a good<br> + House of my own. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a bird picking at fruit, is no news;<br> + But to see a dog playing the flute, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-09ill.png" width="400" height="288" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + You see I am playing here,<br> + Too, too, too, too;<br> + When I've done with my flute,<br> + I'll give it to you. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a greyhound catch a hare, is no news;<br> + But to see a lamb hunting a bear, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-10ill.png" width="399" height="284" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + The bear runs away, the<br> + Lamb is pursuing;<br> + If he catches the bear,<br> + There'll be terrible doing. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see an eagle spread her wings, is no news;<br> + But to see an old man in leading strings, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-11ill.png" width="399" height="291" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Take care, grandpapa, lest<br> + You should fall,<br> + And if you want your<br> + Chair—pray call. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a weaver throw his shuttle, is no news;<br> + But to see a man get in a quart bottle, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-12ill.png" width="399" height="294" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + You'll all be amazed to<br> + See me get in,<br> + And much more surprised<br> + If I get out again. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To hear of a Frenchman eating a frog, is no news;<br> + But to see a butcher stuck by a hog, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-13ill.png" width="400" height="298" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Don't hollo!<br> + 'Tis only a knife,<br> + You never stuck a pig<br> + So easy in your life. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news;<br> + But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-14ill.png" width="400" height="307" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + My voice is so fine,<br> + And so charming the tune,<br> + I expect for to sing at<br> + The opera soon. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a man get a boat, is no news;<br> + But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-15ill.png" width="401" height="292" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + If I once get my legs in<br> + As far as my knees,<br> + The rest will slip down<br> + With a great deal of ease. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news;<br> + But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-16ill.png" width="400" height="295" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Good lack a daisy!<br> + How you grin,<br> + To see a poor ram<br> + Try to spin. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a tailor making a coat, is no news;<br> + But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-17ill.png" width="400" height="277" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Step into my boat,<br> + I'll give you a row,<br> + I'm an excellent waterman,<br> + All of you know. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a man fish in a moat, is no news;<br> + But to see a monkey shaving a goat, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-18ill.png" width="399" height="288" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + My lather is good, and<br> + My razor is keen,<br> + In two minutes time,<br> + I'll shave you quite clean. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a miller grinding corn, is no news;<br> + But to see an ox blowing a horn, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-19ill.png" width="400" height="302" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + I blow and I run,<br> + And I run and I blow,<br> + And which I do best,<br> + I'm sure I don't know. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a shoemaker hammer his leather, is no news;<br> + But to see a hound and a buck drinking together, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-20ill.png" width="400" height="285" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Mr. Buck, I wish you luck.<br> + Mr. Hound, your most profound. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a good boy read his book, is no news;<br> + But to see a goose roasting a cook, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-21ill.png" width="400" height="296" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + I'll roast ye, and baste ye,<br> + But who will may taste ye. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a beau at his toilet dress, is no news;<br> + But to see two horses playing at chess, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-22ill.png" width="401" height="301" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Mr. Horse, you don't play<br> + Fair, but cheat:<br> + Mr. Nag, you say so,<br> + Now you're beat. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a high-bred horse when prancing, is no news;<br> + But to see a cat fiddling and mice all dancing, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-23ill.png" width="400" height="311" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Come foot it, my dears,<br> + And when you've done,<br> + I'll eat you for supper,<br> + Aye, every one. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a lady drinking of tea, is no news;<br> + But to see a bird shoot a man in a tree, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-24ill.png" width="401" height="286" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + First of all, I'll shoot this clown,<br> + And then I'll bring his bow wow down. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a boy swim in a brook, is no news;<br> + But to see a fish catch a man with hook, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-25ill.png" width="400" height="300" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Spare me, good Mr. Fish,<br> + I didn't molest you.<br> + I'll spare you no longer<br> + Than till I dress you. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a cat steal milk from a pan, is no news;<br> + But to see a buck hunting a man, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-26ill.png" width="400" height="300" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Hark forward, huzza,<br> + He can't get away:<br> + And he's not buck enough<br> + To stand at a bay. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a cobbler mending a shoe, is no news;<br> + But to see a goat cry old clothes like a jew, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-27ill.png" width="400" height="287" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + 'Tis alvays my vay,<br> + To cheat ven I can,<br> + Yet for all that I be<br> + A very goot man. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a haymaker using of rakes, is no news;<br> + But to see a bear making plum cakes, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-28ill.png" width="400" height="291" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + What I have got in the pan,<br> + I shall eat if I can,<br> + And this cake on the shelf,<br> + I shall keep for myself. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see a barrel made by a cooper, is no news,<br> + But to see a goat act the part of a trooper, is strange + indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-29ill.png" width="399" height="294" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Hur will fight hur foes<br> + For the honour of Wales,<br> + And if the French come,<br> + They shall turn their tails. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To see wrestlers kicking shins, is no news;<br> + But to see cats playing at nine pins, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-30ill.png" width="401" height="306" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + I'll lay a penny, you don't get many.<br> + I'll knock down all, and swallow the ball. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + To hear a parrot say, pretty Poll, is no news;<br> + But to see a sow with a parasol, is strange indeed! + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-31ill.png" width="401" height="291" alt=""> + </center> + <center> + Like a lady I shine,<br> + I'm so fat and so fine;<br> + I've a right I suppose,<br> + To a shade for my nose. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <center> + <img src="ud-32ill.png" width="401" height="278" alt= + "Monkey Riding a Bear."> + </center> + <center> + <i>At J. Kendrew's, Colliergate, York</i>,<br> + Little Folks may be supplied with a great variety of Little + Books. + </center> + <hr> + <p> + + </p> + <p> + + </p> + <h2> + PENNY BOOKS + </h2> + <h3> + PRINTED AND SOLD + </h3> + <h4> + BY J. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The World Turned Upside Down + No News, and Strange News + +Author: Anonymous + +Release Date: February 6, 2004 [EBook #10965] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN *** + + + + +Produced by David Garcia and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + +THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + +OR + +_No News, and Strange News_. + + + +ADORNED WITH CUTS + + + +[Illustration: FRONTISPIECE] + + Here you may see what's very rare, + The world turn'd upside down; + A tree and castle in the air, + A man walk on his crown. + + + + +THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, + +OR, + +_No News, and Strange News_. + + +[Illustration: TAILOR RIDING A GOOSE.] + + + + +_Roman Capital and Small Letters_. + + A B C D E F G H I J K L + M N O P Q R S T U + V W X Y Z + + a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r + s t u v w x y z ae oe & + + * * * * * + +_Italic Capital and Small Letters_. + + _A B C D E F G H I J K L M + N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z_ + + _a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r + s t u v w x y z ae oe &_ + + * * * * * + + To see a butcher kill a hog, is no news; + But to see a hare run after a dog, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + + This hare hunts the dog, + Tho' all of you know, + Most dogs hunt the hare-- + But here it's not so. + + * * * * * + + To see a poor man and a rich, is no news; + But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Is your name Nick, sir, + Or Old Harry, + I insist you tell before + We marry. + + * * * * * + + To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news; + But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Some rats take delight to gnaw + Houses down-- + I want to build a good + House of my own. + + * * * * * + + To see a bird picking at fruit, is no news; + But to see a dog playing the flute, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + You see I am playing here, + Too, too, too, too; + When I've done with my flute, + I'll give it to you. + + * * * * * + + To see a greyhound catch a hare, is no news; + But to see a lamb hunting a bear, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + The bear runs away, the + Lamb is pursuing; + If he catches the bear, + There'll be terrible doing. + + * * * * * + + To see an eagle spread her wings, is no news; + But to see an old man in leading strings, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Take care, grandpapa, lest + You should fall, + And if you want your + Chair--pray call. + + * * * * * + + To see a weaver throw his shuttle, is no news; + But to see a man get in a quart bottle, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + You'll all be amazed to + See me get in, + And much more surprised + If I get out again. + + * * * * * + + To hear of a Frenchman eating a frog, is no news; + But to see a butcher stuck by a hog, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Don't hollo! + 'Tis only a knife, + You never stuck a pig + So easy in your life. + + * * * * * + + To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news; + But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + My voice is so fine, + And so charming the tune, + I expect for to sing at + The opera soon. + + * * * * * + + To see a man get a boat, is no news; + But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + If I once get my legs in + As far as my knees, + The rest will slip down + With a great deal of ease. + + * * * * * + + To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news; + But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Good lack a daisy! + How you grin, + To see a poor ram + Try to spin. + + * * * * * + + To see a tailor making a coat, is no news; + But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Step into my boat, + I'll give you a row, + I'm an excellent waterman, + All of you know. + + * * * * * + + To see a man fish in a moat, is no news; + But to see a monkey shaving a goat, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + My lather is good, and + My razor is keen, + In two minutes time, + I'll shave you quite clean. + + * * * * * + + To see a miller grinding corn, is no news; + But to see an ox blowing a horn, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I blow and I run, + And I run and I blow, + And which I do best, + I'm sure I don't know. + + * * * * * + + To see a shoemaker hammer his leather, is no news; + But to see a hound and a buck drinking together, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Mr. Buck, I wish you luck. + Mr. Hound, your most profound. + + * * * * * + + To see a good boy read his book, is no news; + But to see a goose roasting a cook, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + I'll roast ye, and baste ye, + But who will may taste ye. + + * * * * * + + To see a beau at his toilet dress, is no news; + But to see two horses playing at chess, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Mr. Horse, you don't play + Fair, but cheat: + Mr. Nag, you say so, + Now you're beat. + + * * * * * + + To see a high-bred horse when prancing, is no news; + But to see a cat fiddling and mice all dancing, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Come foot it, my dears, + And when you've done, + I'll eat you for supper, + Aye, every one. + + * * * * * + + To see a lady drinking of tea, is no news; + But to see a bird shoot a man in a tree, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + First of all, I'll shoot this clown, + And then I'll bring his bow wow down. + + * * * * * + + To see a boy swim in a brook, is no news; + But to see a fish catch a man with hook, is strange indeed! + + +[Illustration] + + Spare me, good Mr. Fish, + I didn't molest you. + I'll spare you no longer + Than till I dress you. + + * * * * * + + To see a cat steal milk from a pan, is no news; + But to see a buck hunting a man, is strange indeed! 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