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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Four Early Pamphlets, by William Godwin
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+Title: Four Early Pamphlets
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+Author: William Godwin
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+Release Date: January 5, 2004 [EBook #10597]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FOUR EARLY PAMPHLETS ***
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+Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Amy Overmyer and PG Distributed Proofreaders
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+FOUR EARLY PAMPHLETS
+
+BY WILLIAM GODWIN
+
+1783
+
+
+
+ [A Defense of the Rockingham Party, in Their Late Coalition with
+ the Right Honorable Frederic Lord North]
+
+
+
+ [Instructions to a Statesman]
+
+
+
+ [An Account of the Seminary]
+
+
+
+ [The Herald of Literature]
+
+
+
+
+
+A
+
+DEFENCE
+
+OF THE
+
+ROCKINGHAM PARTY,
+
+IN THEIR LATE
+
+COALITION
+
+WITH
+
+THE RIGHT HONOURABLE FREDERIC LORD NORTH.
+
+
+LONDON: Printed for J. STOCKDALE, opposite Burlington House, Piccadilly.
+1783. [Price One Shilling and Sixpence.] _Entered at Stationers Hall._
+
+
+A
+
+
+
+DEFENCE
+
+
+
+OF THE
+
+
+
+ROCKINGHAM PARTY,
+
+
+
+&C. &C. &C.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The present reign will certainly appear to our posterity full of the
+noblest materials for history. Many circumstances seem to have pointed
+it out as a very critical period. The general diffusion of science has,
+in some degree, enlightened the minds of all men; and has cleared such,
+as have any influence upon the progress of manners and society, from a
+thousand unworthy pre-possessions. The dissipation and luxury that reign
+uncontrouled have spread effiminacy and irresolution every where.--The
+grand defection of the United States of America from the mother country,
+is one of the most interesting events, that has engaged the attention of
+Europe for centuries. And the number of extraordinary geniuses that have
+distinguished themselves in the political world, gives a dignity to the
+scene. They pour a lustre over the darkest parts of the story, and
+bestow a beauty upon the tragedy, that it could not otherwise have
+possessed.
+
+At a time like this, when the attention of mankind has been kept alive
+by a series of the most important events, we cease to admire at things
+which would otherwise appear uncommon, and wonders almost lose their
+name. Even now, however, when men were almost grown callous to novelty,
+and the youngest of us had, like Cato in the play, lived long enough to
+be "surprised at nothing," a matter has occurred which few expected, and
+to which, for that reason, men of no great strength of mind, of no nerve
+of political feeling, scarcely know how to reconcile themselves. I refer
+to the coalition between the friends of the late marquis of Rockingham
+and the noble commoner in the blue ribbon.
+
+The manner of blaming this action is palpable and easy. The censure is
+chiefly directed against that wonderful man, whom, at least in their
+hearts, his countrymen, I believe, have agreed to regard as the person
+of brightest genius, and most extensive capacity, that now adorns the
+British senate. Has not this person, we are asked, for years attacked
+the noble lord in the most unqualified manner? Is there any aspersion,
+any insinuation, that he has not thrown out upon his character? Has he
+not represented him as the weakest man, and the worst minister, to whom
+the direction of affairs was ever committed? Has he not imputed to his
+prerogative principles, and his palpable misconduct, the whole catalogue
+of our misfortunes? If such men as these are to unite for the detested
+purposes of ambition, what security can we have for any thing valuable,
+that yet remains to us? Is not this the very utmost reach of frontless
+profligacy? What dependence after this is to be placed in the man, who
+has thus given the lie to all his professions, and impudently flown in
+the face of that honest and unsuspecting virtue, which had hitherto
+given him credit for the rectitude of his intentions?
+
+I do not mean for the present to enter into a direct answer to these
+several observations. I leave it to others, to rest the weight of their
+cause upon sounding exclamations and pompous interogatories. For myself,
+I am firmly persuaded, that the oftner the late conduct of the
+Rockingham connexion is summoned to the bar of fair reason, the more
+cooly it is considered, and the less the examiner is led away by the
+particular prejudices of this side or of that, the more commendable it
+will appear. We do not fear the light. We do not shun the scrutiny. We
+are under no apprehensions for the consequences.
+
+I will rest my argument upon the regular proof of these three
+propositions.
+
+First--That the Rockingham connexion, was the only connexion by which
+the country could be well served.
+
+Secondly--That they were not by themselves of sufficient strength to
+support the weight of administration.
+
+Thirdly--That they were not the men whose services were the most likely
+to be called for by the sovereign, in the present crisis.
+
+First--I am to prove, that the country could not be well served but by
+the Rockingham connexion.
+
+There are three points principally concerned in the constituting a good
+administration; liberal principles, respectable abilities, and
+incorruptible integrity.--Let us examine with a view to these, the other
+four parties in the British government. The connexion of the earl of
+Shelburne, that of lord North, the Bedford party, and the Scottish. In
+reviewing these, it is necessary that I should employ a manly freedom,
+though, at the same time, I should be much unwilling to do a partial
+injustice to any of them.
+
+It is true, there is some difference between the language of the same
+men in office, and out of office. The Bedford connexion, however, have
+never been conceived to bear an over favourable aspect to the cause of
+liberty. They are the avowed enemies of innovation and reform.
+
+The Scottish party are pretty much confounded with the set of men that
+are called, by way of distinction, the king's friends. The design of
+these men has been to exalt regal power and prerogative upon the ruins
+of aristocracy, and the neck of the people. Arguments, and those by no
+means of a frivolous description, have been brought to prove, that a
+most subtle and deep-laid scheme was formed by them, in the beginning of
+the reign, to subserve this odious purpose. It has been supposed to have
+been pursued with the most inflexible constancy, and, like a skiff, when
+it sails along the meandering course of a river, finally to have turned
+to account the most untoward gales.
+
+Lord North, whatever we may suppose to have been his intrinsic
+abilities, stands forward, as, perhaps, the most unfortunate minister,
+that this country ever produced. Misfortune overtook him in the
+assertion of the highest monarchical principles. In spite of misfortune,
+he adherred inflexibly to that assertion. In the most critical
+situations he remained in a state of hesitation and uncertainty, till
+the tide, that "taken at the flood, led up to fortune," was lost. His
+versatility, and the undisguised attachment, that he manifested to
+emolument and power, were surely unworthy of the stake that was
+entrusted to him.
+
+In what I have now said, I do not much fear to be contradicted. It was
+not with a view to such as are attached to any of these parties, that I
+have taken up the pen. Those who come under this description, are almost
+universally the advocates of monarchy, and think that they have nothing
+to regret, but that power and police are not established upon a more
+uncontrolable footing among us. To such persons I do not address myself.
+I know of nothing that the friends of lord Rockingham have to offer that
+can be of any weight with them; and, for my own part, I should blush to
+say a word, that should tend to conciliate their approbation to a
+system, in which my heart was interested. The men I wish chiefly to have
+in view, are those that are personally attached to the earl of
+Shelburne; such as stand aloof from all parties, and are inclined to
+have but an indifferent opinion of any; and such as have adhered to the
+connexion I have undertaken to defend, but whose approbation has been
+somewhat cooled by their late conduct. The two last in particular, I
+consider as least under the power of prejudice, and most free to the
+influence of rational conviction.
+
+The friends of freedom have, I believe, in no instance hesitated, but
+between the Rockingham connexion, and the earl of Shelburne. It is these
+two then that it remains for me to examine. Lord Shelburne had the
+misfortune of coming very early upon the public stage. At that time he
+connected himself with the earl of Bute, and entered with warmth into
+the opposition to Mr. secretary Pitt. In this system of conduct,
+however, he did not long persist; he speedily broke with the favourite,
+and soon after joined the celebrated hero, that had lately been the
+object of his attack. By this person he was introduced to a considerable
+post in administration. In office, he is chiefly remembered by the very
+decisive stile of authority and censure he employed, in a public letter,
+relative to the resistance that was made to the act of 1767, for
+imposing certain duties in America. From his resignation with lord
+Chatham, he uniformly and strenuously opposed the measures that were
+adopted for crushing that resistance. He persevered, with much apparent
+constancy, in one line of conduct for near ten years, and this is
+certainly the most plausible period of his story. He first called forth
+the suspicions of generous and liberal men in every rank of society, by
+his resolute opposition to the American independency in 1778. But it was
+in the administration, that seemed to have been formed under so
+favourable auspices in the spring of 1782, that he came most forward to
+general examination.
+
+The Rockingham connexion, in conformity to what were then supposed to be
+the wishes of the people, united, though not without some hesitation,
+with the noble earl and his adherents, in the conduct of public affairs.
+And how did he reward their confidence? He was careful to retain the
+question respecting his real sentiments upon the business of America, in
+as much obscurity as ever. He wrote officially a letter to sir Guy
+Carleton, which has never seen the light, by which that officer was
+induced to declare the American independency already irreversibly
+recognised by the court of London; by which he appears to have deceived
+all his brother ministers without exception; and by which Mr. Fox in
+particular, was induced to make the same declaration with general
+Carleton to foreign courts, and to come forward in the commons
+peremptorily to affirm, that there was not a second opinion in the
+cabinet, upon this interesting subject. How must a man of his
+undisguised and manly character have felt, when, within a week from this
+time, he found the noble earl declaring that nothing had ever been
+further from his thoughts, than an unconditional recognition; and
+successfully exerting himself to bring over a majority in the cabinet to
+the opposite sentiment? Lord Shelburne's obtaining, or accepting, call
+it which you will, of the office of first lord of the treasury, upon the
+demise of lord Rockingham, without the privity of his fellow Ministers,
+was contrary to every maxim of ingenuous conduct, and every principle
+upon which an association of parties can be supported. The declaration
+he made, and which was contradicted both by his own friends in the
+cabinet, and those of Mr. Fox, that he knew of no reason _in God's
+earth_ for that gentleman's resignation, but that of his having
+succeeded to the office of premier, was surely sufficiently singular.
+
+But he is celebrated for being a man of large professions, and by these
+professions he has induced some persons in different classes in society,
+to esteem him the friend of liberty and renovation. What he has held
+out, however, upon these heads, has not been entirely confident. He has
+appeared the enthusiastical partizan of the aristocracy, a kind of
+government, which, carried to its height, is perhaps, of all the
+different species of despotism, the most intolerable. He has talked in a
+very particular stile of his fears of reducing the regal power to a
+shadow, of his desire that the extension of prerogative should keep pace
+with the confirmation of popular rights, and his resolution, that, if it
+were in his power to prevent it, a king of England should never be
+brought to a level with a king of Mahrattas. The true sons of freedom
+will not certainly be very apprehensive upon this score, and will leave
+it to the numbers that will ever remain the adherents of monarchical
+power, to guard the barriers of the throne. In opposition, his
+declarations in favour of parliamentary reform seemed indeed very
+decisive. In administration, he was particularly careful to explain away
+these declarations, and to assure the people that he would never employ
+any influence in support of the measure, but would only countenance it
+so far as it appeared to be the sense of parliament. In other words,
+that he would remain neutral, or at most only honour the subject with an
+eloquent harangue, and interest himself no further respecting it.
+
+But let us proceed from his language to his conduct in office. Almost
+every salutary measure of administration, from the resignation of lord
+North downward, was brought about during the union of the noble earl
+with the Rockingham connexion. What inference are we to draw from
+this?--That administration, as auspicious as it was transitory, has
+never been charged with more than one error. They were thought too
+liberal in the distribution of two or three sinecures and pensions. To
+whom were they distributed? Uniformly, exclusively, to the friends of
+lord Shelburne. Lord Shelburne proposed them to his august colleague,
+and the marquis, whose faults, if he had any, were an excess of
+mildness, and an unsuspecting simplicity, perhaps too readily complied.
+But let it be remembered, that not one of his friends accepted, or to
+not one of his friends were these emoluments extended. But, if the noble
+marquis were sparing in the distribution of pensions, the deficiency was
+abundantly supplied by his successor. While the interests of the people
+were neglected and forgotten, the attention of the premier was in a
+considerable degree engrossed by the petty arrangements of office. For
+one man a certain department of business was marked out; the place had
+been previously filled by another. Here the first person was at all
+events to be promoted; and the second gratified with a pension. Thus, in
+the minute detail of employment, in adjusting the indeclinables of a
+court calendar, to detach a _commis_ from this department, and to fix a
+clerk in that, burthen after burthen has been heaped upon the shoulders
+of a callous and lethargic people.--But no man can say, that the earl of
+Shelburne has been idle. Beside all this, he has restored peace to his
+country. His merits in this business, have already been sufficiently
+agitated. To examine them afresh would lead me too far from the scope of
+my subject. I will not therefore now detain myself either to exculpate
+or criminate the minister, to whom, whatever they are, they are
+principally to be ascribed.
+
+From the considerations already suggested, I am afraid thus much may be
+fairly inferred, that the earl of Shelburne is a man, dark, insidious
+and inexplicit in his designs; no decided friend of the privileges of
+the people; and in both respects a person very improper to conduct the
+affairs of this country. I would hope however, that the celebrated
+character given of him by the late lord Holland was somewhat too severe.
+"I have met with many, who by perseverance and labour have made
+themselves Jesuits; it is peculiar to this man to have been born one."
+
+Such then is the estimate we are compelled to form of a man who in his
+professions has sometimes gone as far, as the most zealous votaries of
+liberty. And what is the inference we shall draw from this? Shall we,
+for the sake of one man so specious and plausible, learn to think the
+language of all men equally empty and deceitful? Having once been
+betrayed, shall we avoid all future risk, by treating every pretender to
+patriotism and public spirit, as a knave and an impostor? This indeed is
+a conclusion to which the unprincipled and the vicious are ever
+propense. They judge of their fellows by themselves, and from the
+depravity of their own hearts are willing to infer, that every honesty
+has its price. But the very motive that inclines the depraved to such a
+mode of reasoning, must, upon the very same account, deter the man of
+virtue from adopting it. Virtue is originally ever simple and
+unsuspecting. Conscious to its own rectitude, and the integrity of its
+professions, it naturally expects the same species of conduct from
+others. By every disappointment of this kind, it is mortified and
+humbled. Long, very long must it have been baffled, and countless must
+have been its mortifications, ere it can be induced to adopt a principle
+of general mistrust. And that such a principle should have so large a
+spread among persons, whose honesty, candour forbids us to suspect, is
+surely, of all the paradoxe upon the face of the earth, incomparably the
+greatest.--The man of virtue then will be willing, before he gives up
+all our political connexions without distinction, to go along with me to
+the review of the only one that yet remains to be examined, that of the
+late marquis of Rockingham.
+
+Too much perhaps cannot be said in their praise. They have nearly
+engrossed the confidence of every friend of liberty. They are the only
+men, whose principles were never darkened with the cloud of suspicion.
+What, let me ask, has been their uniform conduct during the whole course
+of the reign? They have been ever steady in their opposition, to
+whatever bore an ill aspect to the cause of freedom, and to the whole
+train of those political measures, that have terminated in calamity and
+ruin. They have been twice in administration. Prosperity and power are
+usually circumstances that prove the severest virtue. While in power how
+then did this party conduct themselves?
+
+Of their first administration the principal measure was the stamp act. A
+law that restored tranquility to a distracted empire. A law, to which,
+if succeeding administrations had universally adhered, we had been at
+this moment, the exclusive allies and patrons of the whole continent of
+North America. A law, that they carried in opposition to the all-dreaded
+Mr. Pitt, on the one hand, and on the other, against the inclination of
+those secret directors, from whose hands they receive their delegated
+power. They repealed the excise upon cyder. They abolished general
+warrants. And after having been the authors of these and a thousand
+other benefits in the midst of storms and danger; they quitted their
+places with a disinterestedness, that no other set of men have imitated.
+They secured neither place, pension, nor reversion to themselves, or any
+of their adherents.
+
+Their second administration was indeed very short. But it was crowded
+with the most salutary measures. The granting a full relief to Ireland.
+The passing several most important bills of oeconomy and reformation.
+The passing the contractors bill. The carrying into effect that most
+valuable measure, the abolishing the vote of custom-house officers in
+the election of members of parliament. And lastly, the attempt to
+atchieve, that most important of all objects, the establishment of an
+equal representation. What might not have been expected from their
+longer continuance in office?
+
+But I will not confine myself to the consideration of their conduct as a
+body. The characters of the individuals of which they are composed, will
+still further illustrate their true principles, and furnish a strong
+additional recommendation of them, to every friend of virtue and of
+liberty. That I may not overcharge this part of my subject, I will only
+mention two or three of their most distinguished leaders.
+
+The character of the present chancellor of the exchequer is entirely an
+_unique_. Though mixing in all the busy scenes of life, though occupying
+for many years a principal place in the political affairs of this
+country, he has _kept himself unspotted from the world_.--The word of
+the elder Cato was esteemed so sacred with the Romans, that it became a
+proverb among them respecting things, so improbable, that their truth
+could not be established even by the highest authority, "I would not
+believe it, though it were told me by Cato." And in an age much more
+dissipated than that of Cato, the integrity and honour of the noble lord
+I have mentioned, has become equally proverbial. Not bonds, nor deeds,
+nor all the shackles of law, are half so much to be depended upon as is
+his lightest word. He is deaf to all the prejudices of blood or private
+friendship, and has no feelings but for his country.
+
+Of the duke of Portland, I can say the less, as not having had an
+opportunity of knowing much respecting him. His candour and his honour
+have never been questioned. And I remember, in the debate upon the
+celebrated secession of the Rockingham party, upon the death of their
+leader, to have heard his abilities particularly vouched in very strong
+terms, by Mr. chancellor Pitt, and the present lord Sidney. The latter
+in particular, though one of my lord Shelburne's secretaries of state,
+fairly avowed in so many words, that he should have been better
+satisfied with the appointment of his grace, to the office he now holds,
+than he was, with the noble lord, under whom he acted.
+
+The character of lord Keppel, with persons not attached to any party,
+has usually been that of a man of much honesty and simplicity, without
+any remarkable abilities. It is a little extraordinary however, that,
+though forced by a combination of unfavourable circumstances into a
+public speaker, he is yet, even in that line, very far from contempt.
+His speeches are manly, regular, and to the purpose. His defence upon
+his trial at Portsmouth, in which he must naturally be supposed to have
+had at least a principal share, has, in my opinion, much beauty of
+composition. The adversaries of this party, though unwilling to admit
+that the navy was so much improved under his auspices as was asserted,
+have yet, I believe, universally acknowledged his particular activity
+and diligence.
+
+But I come to the great beast of his own party, and the principal object
+of attack to their enemies, the celebrated Mr. Fox. Men of formality and
+sanctity have complained of him as dissipated. They do not pretend
+however to aggravate their accusation, by laying to his charge any of
+the greater vices. His contempt of money, and his unbounded generosity,
+are universally confessed. Let such then know, that dissipation, so
+qualified, is a very slight accusation against a public man, if indeed
+it deserves a serious consideration. In all expansive minds, in minds
+formed for an extensive stage, to embrace the welfare and the interest
+of nations, there is a certain incessant activity, a principle that must
+be employed. Debar them from their proper field, and it will most
+inevitably run out into excesses, which perhaps had better have been
+avoided. But do these excrescences, which only proceed from the richness
+and fertility of the soil, disqualify a man for public business? Far,
+very far from it. Where ever was there a man, who pushed dissipation and
+debauchery to a greater length, than my lord Bolingbroke? And yet it is
+perhaps difficult to say, whether there ever existed a more industrious,
+or an abler minister. The peace of Utrecht, concluded amidst a thousand
+difficulties, from our allies abroad, and our parties, that were never
+so much exasperated against each other at home; must ever remain the
+monument of his glory. His opposition to sir Robert Walpole seems
+evidently to have been founded upon the most generous principles. And
+though the warmth and ebullition of his passions evermore broke in upon
+his happiest attempts, yet were his exertions in both instances attended
+with the most salutary consequences. But Mr. Fox appears to me to
+possess all the excellencies, without any of the defects of lord
+Bolingbroke. His passions have, I believe, never been suspected of
+having embroiled the affairs of his party, and he has uniformly retained
+the confidence of them all. His friendships have been solid and
+unshaken. His conduct cool and intrepid. The littleness of jealousy
+never discoloured a conception of his heart. In office he was more
+constant and indefatigable, than lord Bolingbroke himself. All his
+lesser pursuits seemed annihilated, and he was swallowed up in the
+direction of public affairs.
+
+He has been accused of ambition. Ambition is a very ambiguous term. In
+its lowest sense, it sinks the meanest, and degrades the dirtiest of our
+race. In its highest, I cannot agree with those who stile it the defect
+of noble minds. I esteem it worthy of the loudest commendation, and the
+most assiduous culture. Mr. Fox's is certainly not an ambition of
+emolument. Nobody dreams it. It is not an ambition, that can be
+gratified by the distribution of places and pensions. This is a passion,
+that can only dwell in the weakest and most imbecil minds. Its necessary
+concomitants, are official inattention and oscitancy. No. The ambition
+of this hero is a generous thirst of fame, and a desire of possessing
+the opportunity of conferring the most lasting benefits upon his
+country. It is an instinct, that carries a man forward into the field of
+fitness, and of God.
+
+The vulgar, incapable of comprehending these exalted passions, are apt
+upon the slightest occasions to suspect, that this heroical language is
+only held out to them for a lure, and that the most illustrious
+characters among us are really governed by passions, equally incident to
+the meanest of mankind. Let such examine the features and the manners
+of Mr. Fox. Was that man made for a Jesuit? Is he capable of the dirty,
+laborious, insidious tricks of a hypocrite? Is there not a certain
+manliness about him, that disdains to mislead? Are not candour and
+sincerity, bluntness of manner, and an unstudied air, conspicuous in all
+he does?--I know not how far the argument may go with others, with me, I
+confess, it has much weight. I believe a man of sterling genius,
+incapable of the littlenesses and meannesses, incident to the vulgar
+courtier. What are the principal characteristics of genius? Are they not
+large views, infinite conceptions, a certain manliness and intrepidity
+of thinking? But all real and serious vice originates in selfish views,
+narrow conceptions, and intellectual cowardice. A man of genius may
+possibly be thoughtless, dissipated and unstudied; but he cannot avoid
+being constant, generous, and sincere. The union of first rate abilities
+with malignity, avarice, and envy, seems to me very nearly as incredible
+a phenomenon, as a mermaid, a unicorn, or a phoenix.
+
+I cannot overcome the propensity I feel to add Mr. Burke to this
+illustrious catalogue, though the name of this gentleman leads me out of
+the circle of the cabinet. Mr. Burke raised himself from an obscure
+situation, by the greatness of his abilities, and his unrivalled genius.
+Never was distinction more nobly earned. Of every species of literary
+composition he is equally a master. He excels alike in the most abstruse
+metaphysical disquisition, and in the warmest and most spirited
+painting. His rhetoric is at once ornamented and sublime. His satire is
+polished and severe. His wit is truly Attic. Luxuriant in the extreme,
+his allusions are always striking, and always happy. But to enumerate
+his talents, is to tell but half his praise. The application he has made
+of them is infinitely more to his honour. He has devoted himself for his
+country. The driest and most laborious investigations have not deterred
+him. Among a thousand other articles, that might be mentioned, his
+system of oeconomical reform must for ever stand forth, alike the
+monument of his abilities, and his patriotism. His personal character is
+of the most amiable kind. Humanity and benevolence are strongly painted
+in his countenance. His transactions with lord Rockingham were in the
+highest degree honourable to him. And the more they are investigated,
+and the better they are understood, the more disinterestedness of
+virtue, and generous singularity of thinking, will be found to have been
+exhibited on both sides.
+
+It is necessary perhaps, that I should say a word respecting the
+aristocratical principles of this gentleman, by which he is
+distinguished from the rest of his party. To these principles I profess
+myself an enemy. I am sorry they should be entertained by a person, for
+whom, in every other respect, I feel the highest veneration. But the
+views of that man must be truly narrow, who will give up the character
+of another, the moment he differs from him in any of his principles. I
+am sure Mr. Burke is perfectly sincere in his persuasion. And I hope I
+have long since learned not to question the integrity of any man, upon
+account of his tenets, whether in religion or politics, be they what
+they may. I rejoice however, that this gentleman has connected himself
+with a set of men, by the rectitude of whose views, I trust, the ill
+tendency of any such involuntary error will be effectually counteracted.
+In the mean time this deviation of Mr. Burke from the general principles
+of his connexion, has given occasion to some to impute aristocratical
+views to the whole party. The best answer to this, is, that the
+parliamentary reform was expressly stipulated by lord Rockingham, in his
+coalition with the earl of Shelburne, as one of the principles, upon
+which the Administration of March, 1782, was formed.
+
+From what has been said, I consider my first proposition as completely
+established, that the Rockingham party was the only connexion of men, by
+which the country could be well served.
+
+I would however just observe one thing by the way. I forsee that my
+first proposition lies open to a superficial and childish kind of
+ridicule. But in order to its operation, it is not necessary to say,
+that the friends of lord Rockingham were persuaded, that the country
+could not be well served, but by themselves. In reality, this is the
+proper and philosophical state of it: that each individual of that
+connexion was persuaded, that the country could not be well served but
+by his friends. And I trust, it has now appeared, that this was a just
+and rational persuasion.
+
+The next argument adduced in conformation of my thesis, is, that they
+were not by themselves of sufficient strength, to support the weight of
+administration. It is certainly a melancholy consideration, that there
+should not be virtue enough left in a people to support an
+administration of honest views and uniform principles, against all the
+cabals of faction. This however, is incontrovertibly the case with
+Britain. The bulk of her inhabitants are become, in a very high degree,
+inattentive, and indifferent to the conduct of her political affairs.
+This has been, at one time, ascribed to their despair of the
+commonwealth, and their mortification in perceiving a certain course of
+mal-administration persisted in, in defiance of the known sense of the
+country. At another time, it has been imputed to their experience of the
+hollowness of all our public pretenders to patriotism. I am afraid, the
+cause is to be sought in something, more uniform in it's operation, and
+less honourable to the lower ranks of society, than either of these. In
+a word, luxury and dissipation have every where loosened the bands of
+political union. The interest of the public has been forgotten by all
+men; and we have been taught to laugh at the principles, by which the
+patriots of former ages were induced, to sacrifice their fortunes and
+their lives for the welfare of their citizens. Provided the cup of
+enjoyment be not dashed from our own lips, and the pillow of sloth torn
+away from our own heads, we do not ask, what shall be the fate of our
+liberties, our posterity, and our country. Disinterested affection seems
+to have taken up her last refuge in a few choice spirits, and elevated
+minds, who appear among us, like the inhabitants of another world. In
+the mean time, while the lower people have been _careful for none of
+these things_, they have been almost constantly decided in the senate,
+not by a view to their intrinsic merits, but in conformity to the
+jarring interests, and the inexplicable cabals of faction. In such a
+situation, alas! what can unprotected virtue do? Destitute of all that
+comeliness that allures; stripped of that influence that gives weight
+and consideration; and unskilled in the acts of intrigue?
+
+In conformity to these ideas, when the choice of an administration was
+once again thrown back upon the people, in March, 1782, we perceive,
+that no one party found themselves sufficiently strong for the support
+of government; and a coalition became necessary between the Rockingham
+connexion, and a person they never cordially approved, the earl of
+Shelburne. Even thus supported, and called to the helm, with perhaps as
+much popularity, as any administration ever enjoyed, they did not carry
+their measure in parliament without difficulty. The inconsiderate and
+interested did even think proper to ridicule their imbecility;
+particularly in the house of lords. The most unsuspected of all our
+patriots, Mr. Burke, was reduced to the necessity of so far contracting
+his system of reform upon this account, as to have afforded a handle to
+superficial raillery and abuse.
+
+But turn we to the administration that succeeded them; who still
+retained some pretensions to public spirit; and among whom there
+remained several individuals, whose claim to political integrity was
+indisputably. Weaker than the ministry of lord Rockingham, to what
+shifts were they not reduced to preserve their precarious power? These
+are the men, who have been loudest in their censures of the late
+coalition. And yet did not they form coalitions, equally extraordinary
+with that which is now under consideration? To omit the noble lord who
+presided at the treasury board, and to confine myself to those
+instances, which Mr. Fox had occasion to mention in treating my subject.
+Was there not the late chancellor of the exchequer, who has been
+severest in his censures of lord North, and the lord advocate of
+Scotland, who was his principal supporter, and was for pushing the
+American measures, even to greater lengths, than the noble patron
+himself? Was there not the master general of the ordnance, who has ever
+gone farthest in his view of political reform, and declaimed most warmly
+against secret influence; and the lord chancellor, the most determined
+enemy of reform, and who has been supposed the principal vehicle of that
+influence? Lastly, was there not, in the same manner, the secretary of
+state for the home department, who was most unwearied in his invectives
+against lord Bute; and the right honourable Mr. Jenkinson, who has been
+considered by the believers in the invisible power of that nobleman, as
+the chief instrument of his designs.
+
+With these examples of the necessity of powerful support and extensive
+combination, what mode of conduct was it, that it was most natural, most
+virtuous, and most wise, for the Rockingham connexion to adopt? I
+confess, I can perceive none more obvious, or more just, than that which
+they actually adopted, a junction with the noble commoner in the blue
+ribbon. At least, from what has been said, I trust, thus much is evident
+beyond control, that they had just reason to consider themselves
+abstractedly, as too weak for the support of government.
+
+Still further to strengthen my argument, I affirm, in the third place,
+that they were not the men, whose services were likely to be called for
+by the Sovereign. I believe, that this proposition will not be thought
+to stand in need of any very abstruse train of reasoning to support it.
+The late events respecting it have been, instead of a thousand
+arguments. From an apprehension, probably, of the uncourtierliness of
+their temper, and their inflexible attachment to a system; it seems to
+appear by those events, that the sovereign had contracted a sort of
+backwardness to admit them into his councils, which it is to be hoped,
+was only temporary. It was however such, as, without any other apparent
+cause to cooperate with it, alone sufficed to delay the forming an
+administration for six weeks, in a most delicate and critical juncture.
+Even the union of that noble person, who had been considered as his
+majesty's favourite minister, did not appear to be enough to subdue the
+averseness. However then we may hope, that untainted virtue and superior
+abilities, when more intimately known, may be found calculated to
+surmount prejudices and conciliate affection; it seems but too evident,
+that in the critical moment, those men, by whom alone we have
+endeavoured to prove, that the country could be well served, would not
+voluntarily have been thought on.
+
+But it does not seem to have been enough considered, at what time the
+coalition was made. The Rockingham connexion, along with thousands of
+their fellow citizens, who were unconnected with any party, were
+induced, from the purest views, to disapprove of the late treaty of
+peace. The voting with the friends of lord North upon that question, was
+a matter purely incidental. By that vote however, in which a majority of
+the commons house of parliament was included, the administration of lord
+Shelburne was dissolved. It was not till after the dissolution was
+really effected, that the coalition took place. In this situation
+something was necessary to be done. The nation was actually without a
+ministry. It was a crisis that did not admit of hesitation and delay.
+The country must, if a system of delay had been adopted, have
+immediately been thrown back into the hands of those men, from whom it
+had been so laboriously forced scarce twelve months before; or it must
+have been committed to the conduct of persons even less propitious to
+the cause of liberty, and the privileges of the people. A situation,
+like this, called for a firm and manly conduct. It was no longer a time
+to stoop to the yoke of prejudice. It was a time, to burst forth into
+untrodden paths; to lose sight of the hesitating and timid; and
+generously to adventure upon a step, that should rather have in view
+substantial service, than momentary applause; and should appeal from the
+short-sighted decision of systematic prudence, to the tribunal of facts,
+and the judgment of posterity.
+
+But why did I talk of the tribunal of facts? Events are not within the
+disposition of human power. "'Tis not in mortals to command success."
+And the characters of wisdom and virtue, are therefore very properly
+considered by all men, who pretend to sober reflection, as independent
+of it. If then, as I firmly believe, the coalition was founded in the
+wisest and most generous views, the man, that values himself upon his
+rational nature, will not wait for the event. He will immediately and
+peremptorily decide in its favour. Though it should be annihilated
+to-morrow; though it had been originally frustrated in its views,
+respecting the continuation of a ministry; he would not hesitate to
+pronounce, that it was formed in the most expansive and long-sighted
+policy, in the noblest and most prudent daring, in the warmest
+generosity, and the truest patriotism.
+
+But it will be said, a coalition of parties may indeed be allowed to be
+in many cases proper and wise; but a coalition between parties who have
+long treated each other with the extremest rancour, appears a species of
+conduct, abhorrent to the unadulterated judgment, and all the native
+prepossessions of mankind. It plucks away the very root of unsuspecting
+confidence, and can be productive of nothing, but anarchy and confusion.
+
+In answer to this argument, I will not cite the happy effects of the
+coalition between parties just as opposite, by which Mr. Pitt was
+introduced into office in the close of a former reign. Still less will I
+cite the coalition of the earl of Shelburne, with several leaders of the
+Bedford connexion, and others, whose principles were at least as
+inimical to the popular cause, and the parliamentary reform, as those of
+Lord North; and the known readiness of him and his friends to have
+formed a junction with the whole of that connexion. I need not even hint
+at the probability there exists, that the noble lord then in
+administration, would have been happy to have formed the very coalition
+himself, which he is willing we should so much reprobate in another. I
+need not mention the suspicions, that naturally suggested themselves
+upon the invincible silence of his party, respecting the
+mal-administration of lord North, for so long a time; and their bringing
+forward the singular charge of fifty unaccounted millions at the very
+moment that the coalition was completed. I should be sorry to have it
+supposed, that the connexion I am defending, ever took an example from
+the late premier, for one article of their conduct. And I think the mode
+of vindicating them, not from temporary examples, but from eternal
+reason, as it is in itself most striking and most honourable, so is it
+not a whit less easy and obvious.
+
+Let it be remembered then, in the first place, that there was no other
+connexion, sufficiently unquestionable in their sincerity, and of
+sufficient weight in the senate, with which to form a coalition. The
+Bedford party, had they even been willing to have taken this step in
+conjunction with the friends of lord Rockingham, were already stripped
+of some of their principal and ablest members, by the arts of lord
+Shelburne. Whether these ought to be considered in sound reason, as more
+or less obnoxious than lord North, I will not take upon me to determine.
+Certain I am, that the Scottish connexion were, of all others, the most
+suspicious in themselves, and the most odious to the people. The only
+choice then that remained, was that which was made. The only subject for
+deliberation, was, whether this choice were more or less laudable than,
+on the other hand, the deserting entirely the interests of their
+country, and leaving the vessel of the state to the mercy of the winds.
+
+Secondly, I would observe that the principal ground of dispute between
+lord North and his present colleagues in administration, was done away
+by the termination of the American war. An impeachment of the noble lord
+for his past errors was perfectly out of the question. No one was mad
+enough to expect it. A vein of public spirit, diffusing itself among all
+ranks of society, is the indispensible concomitant of impeachments and
+attainder. And such a temper, I apprehend, will not be suspected to be
+characteristic of the age in which we live. But were it otherwise, the
+Rockingham connexion certainly never stood in the way of an impeachment,
+had it been meditated. And, exclusive of this question, I know of no
+objection, that applies particular to the noble lord, in
+contradistinction to any of the other parties into which we are divided.
+
+But, in the third place, the terms upon which the coalition was made,
+form a most important article of consideration in estimating its merits.
+They are generally understood to have been these two; that the
+Rockingham connexion should at all times have a majority in the cabinet;
+and that lord North should be removed to that "hospital of incurables,"
+as lord Chesterfield has stiled it, the house of lords. Surely these
+articles are the happiest that could have been conceived for preserving
+the power of administration, as much as may be, with the friends of the
+people. Places, merely of emolument and magnificence, must be bestowed
+somewhere. Where then can they be more properly lodged, than in the
+hands of those who are best able to support a liberal and virtuous
+administration?
+
+I beg leave to add once more, in the fourth place, that, whatever the
+demerits of lord North as a minister may be supposed to have been, he is
+perhaps, in a thousand other respects, the fittest man in the world to
+occupy the second place in a junction of this sort. The union of the
+Rockingham connexion with the earl of Shelburne last year, was, I will
+admit, less calculated to excite popular astonishment, and popular
+disapprobation, than the present. In the eye of cool reason and sober
+foresight, I am apt to believe, it was much less wise and commendable.
+Lord Shelburne, though he has been able to win over the good opinion of
+several, under the notion of his being a friend of liberty, is really,
+in many respects, stiffly aristocratical, or highly monarchical. Lord
+Shelburne is a man of insatiable ambition, and who pursues the ends of
+that ambition by ways the most complex and insidious. The creed of lord
+North, whatever it may be, upon general political questions, is
+consistent and intelligible. For my own part, I do not believe him to be
+ambitious. It is not possible, with his indolent and easy temper, that
+he should be very susceptible to so restless a passion. In the heroical
+sense of that word, he sits loose to fame. He is undoubtedly desirous,
+by all the methods that appear to him honourable and just, to enrich and
+elevate his family. He wishes to have it in his power to oblige and to
+serve his friends. But I am exceedingly mistaken, if he entered into the
+present alliance from views of authority and power. Upon the conditions
+I have mentioned, it was a scheme, congenial only to a man of a dark and
+plotting temper. But the temper of lord North is in the highest degree
+candid, open and undisguised. Easy at home upon every occasion, there is
+not a circle in the world to which his presence would not be an
+addition. It is calculated to inspire unconstraint and confidence into
+every breast. Simple and amiable is the just description of his
+character in every domestic relation; constant and unreserved in his
+connexions of friendship. The very versatility and pliableness, so
+loudly condemned in his former situation, is now an additional
+recommendation. Is this the man, for whose intrigues and conspiracies
+we are bid to tremble?
+
+Another charge that has been urged against the coalition, is, that it
+was a step that dictated to the sovereign, and excluded all, but one
+particular set of men, from the national councils. The first part of
+this charge is somewhat delicate in its nature. I shall only say
+respecting it, that, if, as we have endeavoured to prove, there were but
+one connexion, by which the business of administration could be happily
+discharged, the friend of liberty, rejoicing in the auspicious event,
+will not be very inquisitive in respect to the etiquette, with which
+they were introduced into the government. In the mean time, far from
+intending an exclusion, they declared publicly, that they would be happy
+to receive into their body any man of known integrity and abilities,
+from whatever party he came. The declaration has never been
+contradicted.--Strangers to the remotest idea of proscription, they
+erected a fortress, where every virtue, and every excellence might find
+a place.
+
+The only remaining objection to the coalition that I know of, that it
+shocks established opinions, is not, I think, in itself, calculated to
+have much weight, and has, perhaps, been sufficiently animadverted upon,
+as we went along, in what has been already said. The proper question is,
+was it a necessary step? Was there any other way, by which the country
+could be redeemed? If a satisfactory answer has been furnished to these
+enquiries, the inevitable conclusion in my opinion is, that the more it
+mocked established opinions, and the more intellectual nerve it
+demanded, the more merit did it possess, and the louder applause is its
+due.
+
+I am not inclined to believe, that a majority of my countrymen, upon
+reflection, have disapproved this measure. I am happy to perceive, that
+so much of that good sense and manly thinking in public questions, that
+has for ages been considered as the characteristic quality of
+Englishmen, is still left among us. There can be nothing more honourable
+than this.--By it our commonalty, though unable indeed to forestal the
+hero and the man of genius in his schemes, do yet, if I may be allowed
+the expression, tread upon his heels, and are prepared to follow him in
+all his views, and to glow with all his sentiments.
+
+Sensible however, that in the first blush of such a scheme, its enemies
+must necessarily find their advantage in entrenching themselves behind
+those prejudices, that could not be eradicated in a moment, I was
+willing to wait for the hour of calmness and deliberation. I resolved
+cooly to let the first gush of prepossession blow over, and the spring
+tide of censure exhaust itself. I believed, that such a cause demanded
+only a fair and candid hearing. I have endeavoured to discharge my part
+in obtaining for it such a hearing. And I must leave the rest to my
+readers.
+
+Among these there probably will be some, who, struck with the force of
+the arguments I have adduced on the one hand, and entangled in their
+favourite prejudices on the other, will remain in a kind of suspence;
+ashamed to retract their former opinions, but too honest to deny all
+weight and consideration to those I have defended. To these I have one
+word to say, and with that one word I will conclude. I will suppose you
+to confess, that appearances, exclusive of the controverted step, are in
+a thousand instances favourable to the new ministers. They have made the
+strongest professions, and the largest promises of attachment to the
+general cause. To professions and promises I do not wish you to trust. I
+should blush to revive the odious and exploded maxim, not men, but
+measures. If you cannot place some confidence in the present
+administration, I advise you, as honest men, to do every thing in your
+power to drive them from the helm. But you will hardly deny, that all
+their former conduct has afforded reasons for confidence. You are ready
+to admit, that, in no instance, but one, have they committed their
+characters. In that one instance, they have much to say for themselves,
+and it appears, at least, very possible, that they may have been acted
+in it, by virtuous and generous principles, even though we should
+suppose them mistaken. Remember then, that popularity and fame are the
+very nutriment of virtue. A thirst for fame is not a weakness. It is
+"the noble mind's distinguishing perfection." If then you would bind
+administration by tenfold ties to the cause of liberty, do not withdraw
+from them your approbation till they have forfeited it, by betraying, in
+one plain and palpable instance, the principles upon which they have
+formerly acted. I believe they need no new bonds, but are unchangeably
+fixed in the generous system, with which they commenced. But thus much
+is certain. If any thing can detach them from this glorious cause; if
+any thing can cool their ardour for the common weal, there is nothing
+that has half so great a tendency to effect this, as unmerited obloquy
+and disgrace.
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+TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GEORGE EARL TEMPLE.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+The following papers fell into my hands by one of those unaccountable
+accidents, so frequent in human life, but which in the relation appear
+almost incredible. I will not however trouble your lordship with the
+story. If they be worthy of the press, it is of no great consequence to
+the public how they found their way thither. If they afford your
+lordship a moment's amusement, amidst the weightier cares incident to
+your rank and fortune, I have obtained my end.
+
+I have endeavoured in vain to investigate who was their author, and to
+whom they were addressed. It should seem, from the internal evidence of
+the composition, that they were written by a person, who was originally
+of a low rank or a menial station, but who was distinguished by his lord
+for those abilities and talents, he imagined he discovered in him. I
+have learned, by a kind of vague tradition, upon which I can place
+little dependence, that the noble pupil was the owner of a magnificent
+_château_ not a hundred miles from your lordship's admired seat in the
+county of Buckingham. It is said that this nobleman, amidst a thousand
+curiosities with which his gardens abounded, had the unaccountable whim
+of placing a kind of artificial hermit in one of its wildest and most
+solitary recesses. This hermit it seems was celebrated through the whole
+neighbourhood, for his ingenuity in the carving of tobacco-stoppers, and
+a variety of other accomplishments. Some of the peasants even mistook
+him for a conjuror. If I might be allowed in the conjectural licence of
+an editor, I should be inclined to ascribe the following composition to
+this celebrated and ingenious solitaire.
+
+Since however this valuable tract remains without an owner, I thought it
+could not be so properly addressed to any man as your lordship. I would
+not however be misunderstood. I do not imagine that the claim this
+performance has upon the public attention, consists in the value and
+excellence of it's precepts. On the contrary, I consider it as the
+darkest and most tremendous scheme for the establishment of despotism
+that ever was contrived. If the public enter into my sentiments upon the
+subject, they will consider it as effectually superseding Machiavel's
+celebrated treatise of The Prince, and exhibiting a more deep-laid and
+desperate system of tyranny. For my part, I esteem these great and
+destructive vices of so odious a nature, that they need only be exposed
+to the general view in order to the being scouted by all. And if, which
+indeed I cannot possibly believe, there has been any noble lord in this
+kingdom mean enough to have studied under such a preceptor, I would
+willingly shame him out of his principles, and hold up to him a glass,
+which shall convince him how worthy he is of universal contempt and
+abhorrence.
+
+The true reason, my lord, for which I have presumed to prefix your name
+to these sheets is, that the contrast between the precepts they contain,
+and the ingenuous and manly character that is universally attributed to
+your lordship, may place them more strongly in the light they deserve.
+And yet I doubt not there will be some readers perverse enough to
+imagine that you are the true object of the composition. They will find
+out some of those ingenious coincidences, by which The Rape of the Lock,
+was converted into a political poem, and the _Telemaque_ of the amiable
+Fenelon into a satire against the government under which he lived. I
+might easily appeal, against these treacherous commentators, to the
+knowledge of all men reflecting every corner of your lordship's gardens
+at Stowe. I might boldly defy any man to say, that they now contain, or
+ever did contain, one of these artificial hermits. But I will take up
+your lordship's defence upon a broader footing. I will demonstrate how
+contrary the character of your ancestors and your own have always been
+to the spirit and temper here inculcated. If this runs me a little into
+the beaten style of dedication, even the modesty of your lordship will
+excuse me, when I have so valuable a reason for adopting it.
+
+I shall confine myself, my lord, in the few thoughts I mean to suggest
+upon this head, to your two more immediate ancestors, men distinguished
+above the common rate, by their virtues or their abilities. Richard earl
+Temple, your lordship's immediate predecessor, as the representative of
+your illustrious house, will be long remembered by posterity under the
+very respectable title of the friend of the earl of Chatham. But though
+his friend, my lord, we well know that he did not implicitly follow the
+sentiments of a man, who was assuredly the first star in the political
+hemisphere, and whose talents would have excused, if any thing could
+have excused, an unsuspecting credulity. The character of lord Chatham
+was never, but in one instance, tarnished. He did not sufficiently dread
+the omnipotence of the favourite. He fondly imagined that before a
+character so brilliant, and success so imposing as his had been, no
+little system of favouritism could keep its ground. Twice, my lord, he
+was upon the brink of the precipice, and once he fell. When he trembled
+on the verge, who was it that held him back? It was Richard earl Temple.
+Twice he came, like his guardian angel, and snatched him from his fate.
+Lord Chatham indeed was formed to champ the bit, and spurn indignant at
+every restraint. He knew the superiority of his abilities, he
+recollected that he had twice submitted to the honest counsels of his
+friend, and he disdained to listen any longer to a coolness, that
+assimilated but ill to the adventurousness of his spirit; and to a
+hesitation, that wore in his apprehension the guise of timidity. What
+then did Richard earl Temple do? There he fixed his standard, and there
+he pitched his tent. Not a step farther would he follow a leader, whom
+to follow had been the boast of his life. He erected a fortress that
+might one day prove the safeguard of his misguided and unsuspecting
+friend.
+
+And yet, my lord, the character of Richard earl Temple, was not that of
+causeless suspicion. He proved himself, in a thousand instances, honest,
+trusting, and sincere. He was not, like some men, that you and I know,
+dark, dispassionate, and impenetrable. On the contrary, no man mistook
+him, no man ever charged him with a double conduct or a wrinkled heart.
+His countenance was open, and his spirit was clear. He was a man of
+passions, my lord. He acted in every momentous concern, more from the
+dictates of his heart, than his head. But this is the key to his
+conduct; He kept a watchful eye upon that bane of every patriot
+minister, _secret influence_. If there were one feature in his political
+history more conspicuous than the rest, if I were called to point out
+the line of discrimination between his character and that of his
+contemporaries upon the public stage, it would be the _hatred of secret
+influence_.
+
+Such, my lord, was one of your immediate ancestors, whose name, to this
+day, every honest Briton repeats with veneration. I will turn to another
+person, still more nearly related to you, and who will make an equal
+figure in the history of the age in which he lived, Mr. George
+Grenville. His character has been represented to us by a writer of no
+mean discernment, as that of "shrewd and inflexible." He was a man of
+indefatigable industry and application. He possessed a sound
+understanding, and he trusted it. This is a respectable description.
+Integrity and independency, however mistaken, are entitled to praise.
+What was it, my lord, that he considered as the ruin of his reputation?
+What was it, that defeated all the views of an honest ambition, and
+deprived his country of the services, which his abilities, under proper
+direction, were qualified to render it? My lord, it was _secret
+influence_. It was in vain for ministers to be able to construct their
+plans with the highest wisdom, and the most unwearied diligence; it was
+in vain that they came forward like men, and risqued their places, their
+characters, their all, upon measures, however arduous, that they thought
+necessary for the salvation of their country. They were defeated, by
+what, my lord? By abilities greater than their own? By a penetration
+that discovered blots in their wisest measures? By an opposition bold
+and adventurous as themselves? No: but, by the _lords of the
+bedchamber_; by a "band of Janissaries who surrounded the person of the
+prince, and were ready to strangle the minister upon the nod of a
+moment."
+
+With these illustrious examples ever rushing upon your memory, no man
+can doubt that your lordship has inherited that detestation of
+_influence_ by which your ancestors were so honourably distinguished. My
+lord, having considered the high expectations, which the virtues of your
+immediate progenitors had taught us to form upon the heir of them both,
+we will recollect for a moment the promises that your first outset in
+life had made to your country.
+
+One of your lordship's first actions upon record, consists in the high
+professions you made at the county meeting of Buckingham, in that
+ever-venerable aera of oeconomy and reform, the spring of 1780. My lord,
+there are certain offices of sinecure, not dependent upon the caprice of
+a minister, which this country has reserved to reward those illustrious
+statesmen, who have spent their lives, and worn out their constitutions
+in her service. No man will wonder, when he recollects from whom your
+lordship has the honour to be descended, that one of these offices is in
+your possession. This, my lord, was the subject of your generous and
+disinterested professions. You told your countrymen, that with this
+office you were ready to part. If a reformation so extensive were
+thought necessary, you were determined, not merely to be no obstacle to
+the design, but to be a volunteer in the service. You came forward in
+the eye of the world, with your patent in your hand. You were ready to
+sacrifice that parchment, the precious instrument of personal wealth and
+private benevolence, at the shrine of patriotism.
+
+Here then, my lord, you stood pledged to your country. What were we not
+to expect from the first patriot of modern story? Your lordship will
+readily imagine that our expectations were boundless and indefinite.
+"Glorious and immortal man!" we cried, "go on in this untrodden path. We
+will no longer look with drooping and cheerless anxiety upon the
+misfortunes of Britain, we have a resource for them all. The patriot of
+Stowe is capable of every thing. He does not resemble the vulgar herd of
+mortals, he does not form his conduct upon precedent, nor defend it by
+example. Virtue of the first impression was never yet separated from
+genius. We will trust then in the expedients of his inexhaustible mind.
+We will look up to him as our assured deliverer.--We are well acquainted
+with the wealth of the proprietor of Stowe. Thanks, eternal thanks to
+heaven, who has bestowed it with so liberal a hand! We consider it as a
+deposit for the public good. We count his acres, and we calculate his
+income, for we know that it is, in the best sense of the word, our own."
+
+My lord, these are the prejudices, which Englishmen have formed in your
+favour. They cannot refuse to trust a man, descended from so illustrious
+progenitors. They cannot suspect any thing dark and dishonourable in the
+generous donor of 2700_l_. a year. Let then the commentators against
+whom I am providing, abjure the name of Briton, or let them pay the
+veneration that is due to a character, in every view of the subject, so
+exalted as that of your lordship.
+
+I have the honour to be,
+
+MY LORD,
+
+with the most unfeigned respect,
+
+your lordship's
+
+most obedient,
+
+most devoted servant.
+
+
+
+
+
+INSTRUCTIONS
+
+
+
+TO A
+
+
+
+STATESMAN.
+
+
+
+MY LORD,
+
+
+
+I have long considered as the greatest happiness of my life, the having
+so promising a pupil as your lordship. Though your abilities are
+certainly of the very first impression, they are not however of that
+vague and indefinite species, which we often meet with in persons, who,
+if providence had so pleased, would have figured with equal adroitness
+in the character of a shoe-black or a link-boy, as they now flatter
+themselves they can do in that of a minister of state. You, my lord,
+were born with that accomplishment of secrecy and retentiveness, which
+the archbishop of Cambray represents Telemachus as having possessed in
+so high a degree in consequence of the mode of his education. You were
+always distinguished by that art, never to be sufficiently valued, of
+talking much and saying nothing. I cannot recollect, and yet my memory
+is as great, as my opportunity for observation has been considerable,
+that your lordship, when a boy, ever betrayed a single fact that chanced
+to fall within your notice, unless indeed it had some tendency to
+procure a school-fellow a whipping. I have often remarked your lordship
+with admiration, talking big and blustering loud, so as to frighten
+urchins who were about half your lordship's size, when you had no
+precise meaning in any thing you said. And I shall never forget, the
+longest day I have to live, when I hugged you in my arms in a kind of
+prophetic transport, in consequence of your whispering me, in the midst
+of a room-full of company, in so sly a manner that nobody could observe
+you, that you had just seen John the coachman bestow upon Betty the
+cook-maid, a most devout and cordial embrace. From your rawest infancy
+you were as much distinguished, as Milton represents the goddess Hebe to
+have been, by "nods and becks and wreathed smiles;" with this
+difference, that in her they were marks of gaiety, and in you of
+demureness; that in her they were unrestrained and general, and in you
+intended only for a single _confidant_. My lord, reflecting upon all
+these circumstances, it is not to be wondered at that I treated your
+lordship even in clouts with the reverence due to an infant Jove, and
+always considered myself as superintending the institution of the first
+statesman that ever existed.
+
+But, my lord, it has ever been my opinion, that let nature do as much as
+she will, it is in the power of education to do still more. The many
+statesmanlike qualities that you brought into the world with you,
+sufficiently prove, that no man was ever more deeply indebted to the
+bounty of nature than your lordship. And yet of all those qualities she
+has bestowed upon you, there is not one that I hold in half so much
+esteem, as that docility, which has ever induced you to receive my
+instructions with implicit veneration. It is true, my coat is fustian,
+and my whole accoutrement plebeian. My shoes are clouted, and it is long
+since the wig that defends this penetrating brain, could boast a crooked
+hair. But you, my lord, have been able to discover the fruit through the
+thick and uncomely coat by which it was concealed; you have cracked the
+nut and have a right to the kernel.
+
+My lord, I thought it necessary to premise these observations, before I
+entered upon those important matters of disquisition, which will form
+the object of my present epistle. It is unnecessary for me to inform a
+person of so much discernment as your lordship, that education is, by
+its very nature, a thing of temporary duration. Your lordship's
+education has been long, and there have been cogent reasons why it
+should be so. God grant, that when left to walk the world alone, you be
+not betrayed into any of those unlucky blunders, from the very verge of
+which my provident hand has often redeemed your lordship! Do not mistake
+me, my lord, when I talk of the greatness of your talents. It is now too
+late to flatter: This is no time for disguise. Pardon me therefore, my
+dear and ever-honoured pupil, if I may seem to offend against those
+minuter laws of etiquette, which were made only for common cases. At so
+important a crisis it is necessary to be plain.
+
+Your lordship is very cunning, but I never imagined that you were
+remarkably wise. The talents you received at your birth, if we were to
+speak with mathematical strictness, should rather be denominated knacks,
+than abilities. They consist rather in a lucky dexterity of face, and a
+happy conformation of limb, than in any very elevated capacities of the
+intellect. Upon that score, my lord,--you know I am fond of comparisons,
+and I think I have hit upon one in this case, that must be acknowledged
+remarkably apposite. I have sometimes seen a ditch, the water of which,
+though really shallow, has appeared to careless observers to be very
+deep, for no other reason but because it was muddy. Believe me, my lord,
+experienced and penetrating observers are not so to be taken in.
+
+But, as I was saying, education is a temporary thing, and your
+lordship's, however lasting and laborious, is at length brought to a
+period. My lord, if it so pleases the sovereign disposer of all things,
+I would be very well satisfied to remain in this sublunary state for
+some years longer, if it were only that I might live to rejoice in the
+exemplification of my precepts in the conduct of my pupil. But, if this
+boon be granted to my merits and my prayers, at any rate I shall from
+this moment retire from the world. From henceforth my _secret influence_
+is brought to its close. I will no longer be the unseen original of the
+grand movements of the figures that fill the political stage. I will
+stand aloof from the giddy herd. I will not stray from my little vortex.
+I will look down upon the transactions of courts and ministers, like an
+etherial being from a superior element. There I shall hope to see your
+lordship outstrip your contemporaries, and tower above the pigmies of
+the day. To repeat an idea before delivered, might be unbecoming in a
+fine writer, but it is characteristic and beautiful under the personage
+of a preceptor. The fitnesses which nature bestowed upon your frame
+would not have done alone. But joined with the lessons I have taught
+you, they cannot fail, unless I grossly flatter myself, to make the part
+which your lordship shall act sufficiently conspicuous.
+
+Receive then, my lord, with that docility and veneration, which have at
+all times made the remembrance of you pleasant and reviving to my heart,
+the last communications of the instructor of your choice. Yes, my lord,
+from henceforth you shall see me, you shall hear from me no more. From
+this consideration I infer one reason why you should deeply reflect upon
+the precepts I have now to offer. Remembering that these little sheets
+are all the legacy my affection can bestow upon you, I shall concenter
+in them the very quintessence and epitome of all my wisdom. I shall
+provide in them a particular antidote to those defects to which nature
+has made you most propense.
+
+But I have yet another reason to inforce your attention to what I am
+about to write. I was, as I have said, the instructor of your choice.
+When I had yet remained neglected in the world, when my honours were
+withered by the hand of poverty, when my blossoms appeared in the eyes
+of those who saw me of the most brown and wintery complexion, and, if
+your lordship will allow me to finish the metaphor, when I stank in
+their noses, it was then that your lordship remarked and distinguished
+me. Your bounty it was that first revived my native pride. It is true
+that it ran in a little dribbling rivulet, but still it was much to me.
+Even before you were able to afford me any real assistance, you were
+always ready to offer me a corner of your gingerbread, or a marble from
+your hoard. Your lordship had at all times a taste for sumptuousness and
+magnificence, but you knew how to limit your natural propensity in
+consideration of the calls of affinity, and to give your farthings to
+your friends.
+
+Do not then, my dear lord, belie the first and earliest sentiments of
+your heart. As you have ever heard me, let your attention be tripled
+now. Read my letter once and again. Preserve it as a sacred deposit. Lay
+it under your pillow. Meditate upon it fasting. Commit it to memory, and
+repeat the scattered parcels of it, as Caesar is said to have done the
+Greek alphabet, to cool your rising choler. Be this the amulet to
+preserve you from danger! Be this the chart by which to steer the little
+skiff of your political system safe into the port of historic
+immortality!
+
+My lord, you and I have read Machiavel together. It is true I am but a
+bungler in Italian, and your lordship was generally obliged to interpret
+for me. Your translation I dare say was always scientifical, but I was
+seldom so happy as to see either grammar or sense in it. So far however
+as I can guess at the drift of this celebrated author, he seems to have
+written as the professor of only one science. He has treated of the art
+of government, and has enquired what was wise, and what was political.
+He has left the moralists to take care of themselves.
+
+In the present essay, my lord, I shall follow the example of Machiavel.
+I profess the same science, and I pretend only to have carried to much
+greater heights an art to which he has given a considerable degree of
+perfection. Your lordship has had a great number of masters. Your
+excellent father, who himself had some dabbling in politics, spared no
+expence upon your education, though I believe he had by no means so high
+an opinion of your genius and abilities as I entertained. Your lordship
+therefore is to be presumed competently versed in the rudiments of
+ethics. You have read Grotius, Puffendorf, and Cumberland. For my part I
+never opened a volume of any one of them. I am self-taught. My science
+originates entirely in my unbounded penetration, and a sort of divine
+and supernatural afflatus. With all this your lordship knows I am a
+modest man. I have never presumed to entrench upon the province of
+others. Let the professors of ethics talk their nonsense. I will not
+interrupt them. I will not endeavour to set your lordship against them.
+It is necessary for me to take politics upon an unlimited scale, and to
+suppose that a statesman has no character to preserve but that of
+speciousness and plausibility. But it is your lordship's business to
+enquire whether this be really the case.
+
+I need not tell you, that I shall not, like the political writers with
+which you are acquainted, talk in the air. My instructions will be of a
+practical nature, and my rules adapted to the present condition of the
+English government. That government is at present considerably, though
+imperfectly, a system of liberty. To such a system the most essential
+maxim is, that the governors shall be accountable and amenable to the
+governed. This principle has sometimes been denominated responsibility.
+Responsibility in a republican government is carried as high as
+possible. In a limited monarchy it stops at the first ministers, the
+immediate servants of the crown. Now to this system nothing can be more
+fatal, than for the public measures not really to originate with
+administration, but with secret advisers who cannot be traced. This is
+to cut all the nerves of government, to loosen all the springs of
+liberty, to make the constitution totter to its lowest foundations.
+
+I say this, my lord, not to terrify your lordship. The students and the
+imitators of Machiavel must not be frightened with bugbears. Beside,
+were cowardice as congenial to the feelings of your lordship as I
+confess it has sometimes been to mine, cowardice itself is not so apt to
+be terrified with threats hung up _in terrorem_, and menaces of a vague
+and general nature. It trembles only at a danger definite and impending.
+It is the dagger at the throat, it is the pistol at the breast, that
+shakes her nerves. Prudence is alarmed at a distance, and calls up all
+her exertion. But cowardice is short-sighted, and was never productive
+of any salutary effort. I say not this therefore to intimidate, but to
+excite you. I would teach you, that this is a most important step
+indeed, is the grand _desideratum_ in order to exalt the English
+monarchy to a par with the glorious one of France, or any other absolute
+monarchy in Christendom.
+
+In order, my lord, to annihilate responsibility, nothing more is
+necessary than that every individual should be as free, and as much in
+the habit of advising the king upon the measures of government, as his
+ministers. Let every discarded, and let every would-be statesman, sow
+dissension in the royal councils, and pour the poison of his discontent
+into the royal ear. Let the cabinet ring with a thousand jarring
+sentiments; and let the subtlest courtier, let him that is the most
+perfect master of wheedling arts and pathetic tones, carry it from every
+rival. This, my lord, will probably create some confusion at first. The
+system of government will appear, not a regular and proportioned beauty,
+like the pheasant of India, but a gaudy and glaring system of
+unconnected parts, like Esop's daw with borrowed feathers. Anarchy and
+darkness will be the original appearance. But light shall spring out of
+the noon of night; harmony and order shall succeed the chaos. The
+present patchwork of three different forms of government shall be
+changed into one simple and godlike system of despotism. Thus, when
+London was burned, a more commodious and healthful city sprung as it
+were out of her ashes.
+
+But neither Rome nor London was built in a day. The glorious work I am
+recommending to you must be a work of time. At first it will be
+necessary for the person who would subvert the silly system of English
+government, to enter upon his undertaking with infinite timidity and
+precaution. He must stalk along in silence like Tarquin to the rape of
+Lucretia. His horses, like those of Lear, must be shoed with felt. He
+must shroud himself in the thickest shade. Let him comfort himself with
+this reflexion:
+
+"It is but for a time. It will soon be over. No work of mortal hands can
+long stand against concussions so violent. Ulysses, who entered Troy,
+shut up in the cincture of the wooden horse, shall soon burst the
+enclosure, shall terrify those from whose observation he lately shrunk,
+and carry devastation and ruin on whatever side he turns."
+
+My lord, I have considered the subject of politics with as much
+acuteness as any man. I have revolved a thousand schemes, which to
+recommend to the pursuit of the statesman of my own creation. But there
+is no plan of action that appears to me half so grand and comprehensive,
+as this of _secret influence_. It is true the scheme is not entirely
+new. It has been a subject of discussion ever since the English nation
+could boast any thing like a regular system of liberty. It was
+complained of under king William. It was boasted of, even to
+ostentation, by the Tory ministers of queen Anne. The Pelhams cried out
+upon it in lord Carteret. It has been the business of half the history
+of the present reign to fix the charge upon my lord Bute.
+
+And yet in spite of these appearances, in spite of all the deductions
+that modesty can authorise, I may boldly affirm that my scheme has
+something in it that is truly original. My lord, I would not have you
+proceed by leaps and starts, like these half-fledged statesmen. I would
+have you proceed from step to step in a finished and faultless plan. I
+have too an improvement without which the first step is of no value,
+which yet has seldom been added, which at first sight has a very daring
+appearance, but which I pretend to teach your lordship to practice with
+perfect safety. But it is necessary for me, before I come to this grand
+_arcanum_ of my system, to premise a few observations for the more
+accurately managing the influence itself.
+
+My lord, there are a variety of things necessary to absolute secrecy.
+There is nothing more inconvenient to a political character than that
+gross and unmanageable quantity of flesh and blood that fortune has
+decreed that every mortal should carry about with him. The man who is
+properly initiated in the _arcana_ of a closet, ought to be able to
+squeeze himself through a key hole, and, whenever any impertinent
+Marplot appears to blast him, to change this unwieldy frame into the
+substance of the viewless winds. How often must a theoretical statesman
+like myself, have regretted that incomparable invention, the ring of
+Gyges! How often must he have wished to be possessed of one of those
+diabolical forms, described by Milton, which now were taller than the
+pole, and anon could shrink into the compass of an atom!
+
+But I forget the characteristic of my profession. It is not ours, my
+lord, to live in air-built castles, and to deal in imaginary hypotheses.
+On the contrary, we are continually talking of the weakness and the
+frailty of humanity. Does any man impeach one of our body of bribery and
+corruption? We confess that these practices may seem to run counter with
+the fine-spun systems of morality; but this is our constant apology,
+human affairs can be no otherwise managed. Does any man suggest the most
+beautiful scheme of oeconomy, or present us with the most perfect model
+of liberty? We turn away with a sneer, and tell him that all this is
+plausible and pretty; but that we do not concern ourselves with any
+thing but what is practicable.
+
+In conformity to these ideas, I beg leave, my lord, to recal the
+fantastic wishes that have just escaped me. To be corporeal is our
+irrevocable fate, and we will not waste our time in fruitlessly accusing
+it. My lord, I have one or two little expedients to offer to you, which,
+though they do not amount to a perfect remedy in this case, will yet, I
+hope, prove a tolerable substitute for those diabolical forms of which I
+was talking.
+
+I need not put your lordship in mind how friendly to such practices as
+ours, is the cover of darkness, and how convenient those little machines
+commonly called back-stairs. I dare say even your lordship, however
+inconsequently you may often conduct yourself, would scarcely think of
+mid-day as the most proper season of concealment, or the passing through
+a crowded levee, the most natural method of entering the royal closet
+unobserved.
+
+But, my lord, you will please to recollect, that there are certain
+attendants upon the person of the sovereign whom I find classed in that
+epitome of political wisdom, the Red Book, under the name of pages. Most
+wise is the institution, (and your lordship will observe that I am not
+now deviating into the regions of fable) which is common to all the
+Eastern courts, of having these offices filled by persons, who, upon
+peril of their life, may not, in any circumstances whatsoever, utter a
+word. But unfortunately in the western climates in which we reside, the
+thing is otherwise. The institution of mutes is unknown to us. The lips
+of our pages have never been inured to the wholesome discipline of the
+padlock. They are as loquacious, and blab as much as other men. You
+know, my lord, that I am fond of illustrating the principles I lay down
+by the recital of facts. The last, and indeed the only time that I ever
+entered the metropolis, I remember, as my barber was removing the hair
+from my nether lip:--My barber had all that impertinent
+communicativeness that is incident to the gentlemen of his profession;
+he assured me, that he had seen that morning one of the pages of the
+back-stairs, who declared to him, upon the word of a man of honour, that
+he had that moment admitted a certain nobleman by a private door to the
+presence of his master; that the face of the noble lord was perfectly
+familiar to him, and that he had let him in some fifty times in the
+course of the past six months.
+
+"How silly is all this!" added the page; "and how glad should I be",
+licking his lips, "that it were but an opera girl or a countess! And yet
+my mistress is the very best mistress that ever I see!" _Oh this was
+poor, and showed a pitiful ambition__ in the man that did it!_ I will
+swear, my lord, that the nobleman who could thus have been betrayed,
+must have been a thick-headed fellow, and fit for no one public office,
+not even for that of _turnspit of his majesty's kitchen_![A]
+
+[Footnote A: Vide Burke's Speech upon Oeconomy. ]
+
+My lord, if you would escape that rock, upon which this statesman
+terminated his political career, ever while you live make use of
+bribery. Let the pages finger your cash, let them drink your health in a
+glass of honest claret, and let them chuckle over the effects of your
+lordship's munificence. I know that you will pour forth many a pathetic
+complaint over the money that is drawn off by this copious receiver, but
+believe the wisest man that now exists, when he assures you, that it is
+well bestowed. Your lordship's bounty to myself has sometimes amounted
+to near ten pounds in the course of a twelvemonth. That drain, my lord,
+is stopped. I shall receive from you no more. Let then the expence,
+which you once incurred for my sake, be henceforth diverted to this
+valuable purpose.
+
+I believe, my lord, that this is all the improvement that can be made
+upon the head of pages. I think we can scarcely venture upon the
+expedient that would otherwise be admirable, of these interviews being
+carried on without the intervention of any such impertinent fellows,
+from whom one is ever in danger, without the smallest notice, of having
+it published at St. James's-Market, and proclaimed from the statue at
+Charing-Cross. If however you should think this expedient adviseable, I
+would recommend it to you not to mention it to your gracious master.
+Courts are so incumbered and hedged in with ceremony, that the members
+of them are always prone to imagine that the form is more essential and
+indispensable, than the substance. Suppose then, my lord, you were, by
+one of those sly opportunities, which you know so well how to command,
+to take off the key in wax, and get a picklock key made exactly upon the
+model of it. The end, my lord, take my word for it, would abundantly
+sanctify the apparent sordidness of the means. In this situation I
+cannot help picturing to myself the surprise and the joy, that would be
+in a moment lighted up in the countenance of your friend. Your
+rencounter would be as unexpected and fortunate as that of Lady Randolph
+and her son, when she fears every moment to have him murdered by
+Glenalvon. You would fly into each others arms, and almost smother one
+another in your mutual embrace.
+
+But another thing that is abundantly worthy of your lordship's
+attention, is the subject of disguises and dark lanthorns. Harley,
+afterwards earl of Oxford, was in the practice, if I remember right, for
+it is some time since I read Dr. Swift's political pamphlets, of
+crossing the park in a horseman's coat. But this is too shallow and thin
+a disguise. A mask, on the other hand, might perhaps be too particular.
+Though indeed at midnight, which is the only time that I would recommend
+to your lordship in which to approach within a hundred yards of the
+palace, it might probably pass without much observation. A slouched hat,
+and a bob wig, your lordship may at any time venture upon. But there is
+nothing that is of so much importance in this affair as variety. I would
+sometimes put on the turban of a Turk, and sometimes the half breeches
+of a Highlander. I would sometimes wear the lawn sleeves of a bishop,
+and sometimes the tye-wig of a barrister. A leathern apron and a trowel
+might upon occasion be of sovereign efficacy. The long beard and
+neglected dress of a Shylock should be admitted into the list. I would
+also occasionally lay aside the small clothes, and assume the dress of a
+woman. I would often trip it along with the appearance and gesture of a
+spruce milliner; and I would often stalk with the solemn air and
+sweeping train of a duchess. But of all the infinite shapes of human
+dress, I must confess that, my favourite is the kind of doublet that
+prince Harry wore when he assaulted Falstaff. The nearer it approaches
+to the guise of a common carman the better, and his long whip ought to
+be inseparable. If you could add to it the sooty appearance of a
+coal-heaver, or a chimney-sweep, it would sit, upon this more precious
+than velvet garb, like spangles and lace. I need not add, that to a mind
+of elegance and sensibility, the emblematical allusion which this dress
+would carry to the secrecy and impenetrableness of the person that wears
+it, must be the source of a delightful and exquisite sensation.
+
+And now, my lord, for the last head, which it is necessary to mention
+under this division of my subject, I mean that of lanthorns. Twenty
+people, I doubt not, whom your lordship might consult upon this
+occasion, would advise you to go without any lanthorn at all. Beware of
+this, my lord. It is a rash and a thoughtless advice. It may possibly be
+a false and insidious one. Your lordship will never think of going
+always in the same broad and frequented path. Many a causeway you will
+have to cross, many a dark and winding alley to tread. Suppose, my lord,
+the pavement were to be torn up, and your lordship were to break your
+shin! Suppose a drain were to have been opened in the preceding day,
+without your knowing any thing of the matter, and your lordship were to
+break your neck! Suppose, which is more terrible than all the rest, you
+were to set your foot upon that which I dare not name, and by offending
+the olfactory nerves of majesty, you were to forfeit his affections for
+ever!
+
+So much, my lord, by way of declamation against the abolition of
+lanthorns. Your lordship however does not imagine I shall say any thing
+upon affairs so common as the glass lanthorn, the horn lanthorn, and the
+perforated tin lanthorn. This last indeed is most to my purpose, but it
+will not do, my lord, it will not do. There is a kind of lanthorns, your
+lordship has seen them, that have one side dark, and the other light. I
+remember to have observed your lordship for half a day together, poring
+over the picture of Guy Faux, in the Book of Martyrs. This was one of
+the early intimations which my wisdom enabled me to remark of the
+destination which nature had given you. You know, my lord, that the
+possessor of this lanthorn can turn it this way and that, as he pleases.
+He can contrive accurately to discern the countenance of every other
+person, without being visible himself. I need not enlarge to your
+lordship upon the admirable uses of this machine. I will only add, that
+my very dear and ever-lamented friend Mr. Pinchbeck, effected before he
+died an improvement upon it so valuable, that it cannot but preserve his
+name from that oblivious power, by which common names are devoured. In
+his lanthorn, the shade, which used to be inseparable, may be taken away
+at the possessor's pleasure, like the head of a whisky, and it may
+appear to all intents and purposes one of the common vehicles of the
+kind. He had also a contrivance, never to be sufficiently commended,
+that when the snuff of the candle had attained a certain length, it
+moved a kind of automatic pair of snuffers that hung within side, and
+amputated itself. He left me two of these lanthorns as a legacy. Such is
+my value for your lordship, that I have wrought myself up to a
+resolution of parting with one of them in your lordship's favour. You
+will receive it in four days from the date of this by Gines's waggon,
+that puts up in Holborn.
+
+But, my lord, there is a second object of consideration still more
+important than this. It is in vain for your lordship, or any other
+person, to persuade the sovereign against any of the measures of his
+government, unless you can add to this the discovery of those new
+sentiments you have instilled, to all such as it may concern. It is the
+business of every Machiavelian minister, such as your lordship, both
+from nature and choice, is inclined to be, to prop the cause of
+despotism. In order to this, the dignity of the sovereign is not to be
+committed, but exalted. To bring forward the royal person to put a
+negative upon any bill in parliament, is a most inartificial mode of
+proceeding. It marks too accurately the strides of power, and awakens
+too pointedly the attention of the multitude. Your lordship has heard
+that the house of lords is the barrier between the king and the people.
+There is a sense of this phrase, of which I am wonderfully fond. The
+dissemination of the royal opinion will at any time create a majority in
+that house, to divert the odium from the person of the monarch.
+Twenty-two bishops, thirteen lords of the bed-chamber, and all the
+rabble of household troops, will at any time compose an army. They may
+not indeed cover an acre of ground, nor would I advise your lordship to
+distribute them into a great number of regiments. Their countenances are
+not the most terrific that were ever beheld, and it might be proper to
+officer them with persons of more sagacity than themselves. But under
+all this meekness of appearance, and innocence of understanding, believe
+me, my lord, they are capable of keeping at bay the commons and the
+people of England united in one cause, for a considerable time. They
+have been too long at the beck of a minister, not to be somewhat callous
+in their feelings. And they are too numerous, not to have shoulders
+capacious enough to bear all the obloquy, with which their conduct may
+be attended.
+
+But then, my lord, as I would not recommend it to you to bring into
+practice the royal negative, so neither perhaps would it be advisable
+for the sovereign, to instruct those lords immediately attendant upon
+him, in person. Kings, you are not to be informed, are to be managed and
+humoured by those that would win their confidence. If your lordship
+could invent a sort of down, more soft and yielding than has yet been
+employed, it might be something. But to point out to your master, that
+he must say this, and write that, that he must send for one man, and
+break with another, is an unpleasant and ungrateful office. It must be
+your business to take the burden from his shoulders. You must smooth the
+road you would have him take, and strew with flowers the path of ruin.
+If he favour your schemes with a smile of approbation, if he bestow upon
+your proceedings the sanction of a nod, it is enough. It is godlike
+fortitude, and heroic exertion.
+
+But secrecy is the very essence of deep and insidious conduct. I would
+advise your lordship to bring even your own name into question, as
+little as possible. My lord Chesterfield compares a statesman, who has
+been celebrated for influence during the greatest part of the present
+reign, to the ostrich. The brain of an ostrich, your lordship will
+please to observe, though he be the largest of birds, may very easily be
+included in the compass of a nut-shell. When pursued by the hunters, he
+is said to bury his head in the sand, and having done this, to imagine
+that he cannot be discovered by the keenest search. Do not you, my lord,
+imitate the manners of the ostrich. Believe me, they are ungraceful;
+and, if maturely considered, will perhaps appear to be a little silly.
+
+There is a contrivance that has occurred to me, which, if it were not
+accompanied with a circumstance somewhat out of date, appears to me in
+the highest degree admirable. Suppose you were to treat the lords of the
+bedchamber with a sight of St. Paul's cathedral? There is a certain part
+of it of a circular form, commonly called the whispering gallery. You
+have probably heard, that by the uncommon echo of this place, the
+weakest sound that can possibly be articulated, is increased by that
+time it has gone half round, into a sound, audible and strong. Your
+lordship, with your flock of geese about you, would probably be frolic
+and gamesome. You may easily contrive to scatter them through the whole
+circumference of this apartment. Of a sudden, you will please to turn
+your face to the wall, and utter in a solemn tone the royal opinion.
+Every body will be at a loss from whence the mandate proceeds. Some of
+your companions, more goose-like than the rest, will probably imagine it
+a voice from heaven. The sentence must be two or three times repeated at
+proper intervals, before you can contrive to have each of the lords in
+turn at the required distance. This will demand a considerable degree of
+alertness and agility. But alertness and agility are qualities by which
+your lordship is so eminently distinguished, that I should have very few
+apprehensions about your success. Meanwhile it will be proper to have a
+select number of footmen stationed at the door of the gallery, armed
+with smelling-bottles. Some of your friends, I suspect, would be so much
+alarmed at this celestial and ghost-like phenomenon, as to render this
+part of the plan of singular service.
+
+But after all, I am apprehensive that many of the noble lords to whom I
+allude, would be disgusted at the very mention of any thing so
+old-fashioned and city-like, as a visit to this famous cathedral. And
+even if that were not the case, it is proper to be provided with more
+than one scheme for the execution of so necessary a purpose. The
+question is of no contemptible magnitude, between instructions _viva
+voce_, and a circular letter. In favour of the first it may be said,
+that a letter is the worst and most definite evidence to a man's
+disadvantage that can be conceived. It may easily be traced. It can
+scarcely be denied. The sense of it cannot readily be explained
+away.--It must be confessed there is something in this; and yet, my
+lord, I am by all means for a letter. A voice may often be overheard. I
+remember my poor old goody used to say, (heaven rest her soul!) That
+walls had ears. There are some lords, my dear friend, that can never
+think of being alone. Bugbears are ever starting up in their prolific
+imagination, and they cannot be for a moment in the dark, without
+expecting the devil to fly away with them. They have some useful pimp,
+some favourite toad-eater, that is always at their elbow. Ever remember,
+so long as you live, that toad-eaters are treacherous friends. Beside,
+it would be a little suspicious, to see your lordship's carriage making
+a regular tour from door to door among the lords of the bed-chamber. And
+I would by no means have Pinchbeck's dark-lanthorn brought into common
+use. Consider, my lord, when that is worn out, you will not know where
+to get such another.
+
+A letter may be disguised in various ways. You would certainly never
+think of signing your name. You might have it transcribed by your
+secretary. But then this would be to commit your safety and your fame to
+the keeping of another. No, my lord, there are schemes worth a hundred
+of this. Consider the various hands in which a letter may be written.
+There is the round hand, and the Italian hand, the text hand, and the
+running hand. You may form your letters upon the Roman or the Italic
+model. Your billet may he engrossed. You may employ the German text or
+the old primero. If I am not mistaken, your lordship studied all these
+when you were a boy for this very purpose. Yes, my lord, I may be in the
+wrong, but I am confidently of opinion, that this is absolutely the
+first, most important, and most indispensible accomplishment of a
+statesman. I would forgive him, if he did not know a cornet from an
+ensign, I would forgive him, if he thought Italy a province of Asia
+Minor. But not to write primero! the nincompoop! the numbscul!
+
+If it were not that the persons with whom your lordship has to
+correspond, can some of them barely spell their native tongue, I would
+recommend to your lordship the use of cyphers. But no, you might as well
+write the language of Mantcheux Tartars. For consider, your letters may
+be intercepted. It is true, they have not many perils to undergo. They
+are not handed from post-house to post-house. There are no impertinent
+office-keepers to inspect them by land. There are no privateers to
+capture them by sea. But, my lord, they have perils to encounter, the
+very recollection of which makes me tremble to the inmost fibre of my
+frame. They are ale-houses, my lord. Think for a moment of the
+clattering of porter-pots, and the scream of my goodly hostess. Imagine
+that the blazing fire smiles through the impenetrable window, and that
+the kitchen shakes with the peals of laughter. These are temptations, my
+lord, that no mortal porter can withstand. When the unvaried countenance
+of his gracious sovereign smiles invitation upon him from the weather
+beaten sign-post, what loyal heart but must be melted into compliance.
+
+From all these considerations, my lord, I would advise you to write with
+invisible ink. Milk I believe will serve the purpose, though I am
+afraid, that the milk that is hawked about the streets of London, has
+rather too much water in it. The juice of lemon is a sovereign recipe.
+There are a variety of other preparations that will answer the purpose.
+But these may be learned from the most vulgar and accessible sources of
+information. And you will please to observe, that I suffer nothing to
+creep into this political testament, more valuable than those of
+Richelieu, Mazarine, and Alberoni, that is not entirely original matter.
+My lord, I defy you to learn a single particular of the refinements here
+communicated from the greatest statesman that lives. They talk of Fox!
+He would give his right hand for an atom of them!
+
+I will now suppose you, my lord, by all these artifices, arrived at the
+very threshold of power. I will suppose that you have just defeated the
+grandest and the wisest measure of your political antagonists. I think
+there is nothing more natural, though the rule will admit of many
+exceptions, than for people who act uniformly in opposition to each
+other, upon public grounds, to be of opposite characters and
+dispositions. I will therefore imagine, that, shocked with the boundless
+extortions and the relentless cruelties that have been practised in some
+distant part of the empire, they came forward with a measure full of
+generous oblivion for the part, providing with circumspect and collected
+humanity for the future. I will suppose, that they were desirous of
+taking an impotent government out of the hands of Jews and pedlars, old
+women and minors, and to render it a part of the great system. I will
+suppose, that they were desirous of transferring political power from a
+company of rapacious and interested merchants, into the hands of
+statesmen, men distinguished among a thousand parties for clear
+integrity, disinterested virtue, and spotless fame. This, my lord, would
+be a field worthy of your lordship's prowess. Could you but gain the
+interested, could you eternize rapacity, and preserve inviolate the blot
+of the English name, what laurels would not your lordship deserve?
+
+I will therefore suppose, that your gracious master meets you with a
+_carte blanche_, that he is disposed to listen to all your advices, and
+to adopt all your counsels. Your lordship is aware that the road of
+secret influence, and that of popular favour, are not exactly the same.
+No ministry can long preserve their seats unless they possess the
+confidence of a majority of the house of commons. The ministry therefore
+against which your lordship acts, we will take it for granted are in
+this predicament. In this situation then an important question naturally
+arises. Either a majority in the house of commons must be purchased at
+any rate, or the government must be conducted in defiance of that house,
+or thirdly, the parliament must be dissolved. Exclusive of these three,
+I can conceive of no alternative. We will therefore examine each in its
+turn.
+
+Shall a majority in the house of commons be created? Much may be said on
+both sides. A very ingenious friend of mine, for whose counsels I have
+an uncommon deference, assured me, that nothing would be so easy as
+this. Observing with a shrewdness that astonished me, that ministry,
+upon a late most important question, mustered no more than 250 votes,
+and that there were 558 members, he inferred, that you had nothing more
+to do than to send for those that were absent out of the country, and
+you might have upwards of 300 to pit against the 250. It is with
+infinite regret that I ever suffer myself to dissent from the opinion of
+this gentleman. But suppose, my lord, which is at least possible, that
+one half of the absentees should be friends to the cause of the people;
+what would become of us then? There remains indeed the obvious method of
+purchasing votes, and it might be supposed that your lordship's talent
+of insinuation might do you knight's service in this business. But no,
+my lord, many of these country gentlemen are at bottom no better than
+boors. A mechlin cravat and a smirking countenance, upon which your
+lordship builds so much, would be absolutely unnoticed by them. I am
+afraid of risquing my credit with your lordship, but I can assure you,
+that I have heard that one of these fellows has been known to fly from a
+nobleman covered with lace, and powdered, and perfumed to the very tip
+of the mode, to follow the standard of a commoner whose coat has been
+stained with claret, and who has not had a ruffle to his shirt. My lord,
+if common fame may be trusted, these puppies are literally tasteless
+enough to admire wit, though the man who utters it be ever so corpulent,
+and to discover eloquence in the mouth of one, who can suffer himself to
+spit in an honourable assembly. I am a plain man, my lord; but I really
+think that among marquisses and dukes, right honourables and right
+reverends, these things are intolerable.
+
+I would therefore have your lordship give up at once, and with a grace,
+the very idea of bringing over to your side the partisans of these huge
+slovenly fellows. The scheme of governing the country without taking the
+house of commons along with you, is much more feasible than this. This
+might be done by passing an act of parliament by the authority of two
+estates of the realm, to declare the house of commons useless. For my
+part, I am far from thinking this so bold a step as by some it may be
+imagined. Was not Rome a free state, though it had no house of commons?
+Has not the British house of commons been incessantly exclaimed upon, as
+corrupt and nugatory? Has not a reform respecting them been called for
+from all quarters of the kingdom? I am much of opinion in the present
+case, that that is the most effectual reform, which goes to the root.
+Rome had her hereditary nobility, which composed her senate. She had her
+consuls, an ill-imagined substitute for monarchical power. In these, my
+lord, was comprehended, in a manner, the whole of her government. I
+shall be told indeed that they had occasionally their _comitia_, or
+assemblies of the citizens of the metropolis. But this is so far from an
+objection to my reasoning, that it furnishes me with a very valuable
+hint for the improvement of the English constitution.
+
+Let the present house of commons be cashiered, and let the common
+council of the city of London be placed at St. Stephen's chapel in their
+room. These your lordship will find a much more worthy and manageable
+set of people, than the representatives of the nation at large. And can
+any sensible man doubt for a moment, which are the most respectable body
+of men? Examine their persons. Among their predecessors I see many poor,
+lank, shrivelled, half-starved things, some bald, some with a few
+straggling hairs, and some with an enormous bag, pendant from no hair at
+all. Turn, my lord, to the other side. There you will see a good,
+comely, creditable race of people. They look like brothers. As their
+size and figure are the same, so by the fire in their eyes, and the
+expression in their countenances, you could scarcely know one of them
+from another. Their very gowns are enough to strike terror into the most
+inattentive. Each of them covers his _cranium_ with a venerable periwig,
+whose flowing curls and voluminous frizure bespeak wealth and
+contentment. Their faces are buxom, and their cheeks are florid.
+
+You will also, my lord, find them much more easy and tractable, than the
+squeamish, fretful, discontented wretches, with which other ministers
+have had to do. There is but one expence that will be requisite. It is
+uniform, and capable of an easy calculation. In any great and trying
+question, I was going to say debate, but debates, I am apt to think,
+would not be very frequent, or very animated,--your lordship has nothing
+to do, but to clear the table of the rolls and parchments, with which it
+is generally covered, and spreading a table cloth, place upon it half a
+score immense turtles, smoking hot, and larded with green fat. My lord,
+I will forfeit my head, if with this perfume regaling their nostrils, a
+single man has resolution enough to divide the house, or to declare his
+discontent with any of the measures of government, by going out into the
+lobby.
+
+So much, my lord, for this scheme. It is too considerable to be adopted
+without deliberation; it is too important, and too plausible, to be
+rejected without examination. The only remaining hypothesis is that of a
+dissolution. Much, I know, may be said against this measure; but, for my
+own part, next to the new and original system I have had the honour of
+opening to your lordship, it is with me a considerable favourite. Those,
+whose interests it is to raise an outcry against it, will exclaim,
+"What, for the petty and sinister purposes of ambition, shall the whole
+nation be thrown into uproar and confusion? Who is it that complains of
+the present house of parliament? Is the voice of the people raised
+against it? Do petitions come up from every quarter of the kingdom, as
+they did, to no purpose, a few years ago, for its dissolution? But it is
+the prerogative of the king to dissolve his parliament. And because it
+is his prerogative, because he has a power of this kind reserved for
+singular emergencies, does it follow, that this power is to be exercised
+at caprice, and without weighty and comprehensive reasons? It may
+happen, that the parliament is in the midst of its session, that the
+very existence of revenue may be unprovided for, and the urgent claims
+of humanity unfulfilled. It is of little consequence," they will perhaps
+pretend, "who is in, and who is out, so the national interests are
+honestly pursued, and the men who superintend them be not defective in
+abilities. That then must be a most lawless and undisguised spirit of
+selfishness, that can for these baubles risk the happiness of millions,
+and the preservation of the constitution."
+
+All these observations, my lord, may sound well enough in the harangue
+of a demagogue; but is it for such a man, to object to a repetition of
+that appeal to the people in general, in the frequency and universality
+of which the very existence of liberty consists? Till lately, I think it
+has been allowed, that one of those reforms most favourable to
+democracy, was an abridgment of the duration of parliaments. But if a
+general abridgment be so desirable, must not every particular abridgment
+have its value too? Shall the one be acknowledged of a salutary, and yet
+the other be declared of a pernicious tendency? Is it possible that the
+nature of a part, and of the whole, can be not only dissimilar, but
+opposite? But I will quit these general and accurate reasonings. It is
+not in them that our strength lies.
+
+They tell us, that the measure of a dissolution is an unpopular one. My
+lord, it is not so, that you and I are to be taken in. Picture to
+yourself the very kennels flowing with rivers of beer. Imagine the door
+of every hospitable ale-house throughout the kingdom, thrown open for
+the reception of the ragged and pennyless burgess. Imagine the whole
+country filled with the shouts of drunkenness, and the air rent with
+mingled huzzas. Represent the broken heads, and the bleeding noses, the
+tattered raiment, and staggering bodies of a million of loyal voters. My
+lord, will they pretend, that the measure that gives birth to this
+glorious scene, is unpopular? We must be very ill versed in the science
+of human nature, if we could believe them.
+
+But a more important consideration arises. A general election would be
+of little value, if by means of it a majority of representatives were
+not to be gained to the aristocratical party. If I were to disadvise a
+dissolution, it would be from the fear of a sinister event. It is true,
+your lordship has a thousand soft blandishments. You can smile and bow
+in the newest and most approved manner. But, my lord, in the midst of a
+parcel of Billingsgate fishwomen, in the midst of a circle of butchers
+with marrow-bones and cleavers, I am afraid these accomplishments would
+be of little avail. It is he, most noble patron, who can swallow the
+greatest quantity of porter, who can roar the best catch, and who is the
+compleatest bruiser, that will finally carry the day. He must kiss the
+frost-bitten lips of the green-grocers. He must smooth the frowzy cheeks
+of chandlers-shop women. He must stroke down the infinite belly of a
+Wapping landlady. I see your lordship tremble at the very catalogue.
+Could you divide yourself into a thousand parts, and every part be ten
+times more gigantic than the whole, you would shrink into non-entity at
+the disgustful scene.
+
+In this emergency I can invent only one expedient. Your lordship I
+remember had six different services of plate when you were in Ireland,
+and the duke of P---- could boast only of three. You had also five
+footmen and a scullion boy more than his grace. By all this magnificence
+I have been told that you dazzled and enchanted a certain class of the
+good people of that kingdom. My lord, you must now improve the
+popularity you gained. Import by the very first hoy a competent number
+of chairmen. You are not to be told that they are accustomed to put on a
+gold-lace coat as soon as they arrive upon our shore, and dub themselves
+fortune-hunters. It will be easy therefore to pass them here for
+gentlemen, whose low familiarity shall be construed into the most
+ravishing condescension. No men, my lord, can drink better than they.
+There is no constitution, but that of an Irish chairman, that can
+dispense with the bouncing whisky. They are both brawny and courageous,
+and must therefore make excellent bruisers. Their chief talent lies in
+the art of courtship, and they are by no means nice and squeamish in
+their stomach for a mistress. They can also occasionally put off the
+assumed character of good breeding, and if it be necessary to act over
+again the celebrated scenes of Balfe and M'Quirk, they would not be
+found at a loss. My lord, they seem to have been created for this very
+purpose, and if you have any hope from a general election, you must
+derive every benefit from their distinguished merit. I own however, I am
+apprehensive for the experiment, and after all would advise your
+lordship to recur to the very excellent scheme of the common-council
+men.
+
+There is only one point more which it remains for me to discuss. I have
+already taken it for granted, that you are offered your choice of every
+post that exists in the government of this country. Here again, if you
+were to consult friends less knowing than myself, you would be presented
+with nothing but jarring and discordant opinions. Some would say,
+George, take it, and some, George, let it alone. For my part, my lord, I
+would advise you to do neither the one nor the other. Fickleness and
+instability, your lordship will please to observe, are of the very
+essence of a real statesman. Who were the greatest statesmen this
+country ever had to boast? They were, my lord, the two Villiers's, dukes
+of Buckingham. Did not the first of these take his young master to the
+kingdom of Spain, in order to marry the infanta, and then break off the
+match for no cause at all? Did he not afterwards involve the nation in a
+quarrel with the king of France, only because her most christian majesty
+would not let him go to bed to her? What was the character of the second
+duke? This nobleman,
+
+
+ Stiff in opinions, always in the wrong,
+ Was every thing by starts, and nothing long,
+ But, in the course of one revolving moon,
+ Was chymist, fiddler, statesman, and buffoon.
+
+
+My lord, I do not flatter you so far as to suppose that your abilities
+are as great, or that you will ever make so distinguished a figure as
+either of these noblemen. But I would have you imitate them in your
+humbler circle, and venture greatly, though the honour you should derive
+from it, should be only, that you greatly fell. Accept therefore, my
+lord, of one of the principal responsible offices without thought and
+without hesitation. Through terror or manly spirit, or whatever you
+choose to call it, resign again the next day. As soon as you have done
+this, make interest for another place, and if you can obtain it, throw
+it up as soon again. This, my lord, is not, as an ignorant and
+coxcomical writer has represented it, "the vibration of a pendulum," but
+a conduct, wise, manly, judicious, and heroic. Who does not know, that
+the twinkling stars are of a more excellent nature, than those which
+shine upon us with unremitted lustre? Who does not know that the comet,
+which appears for a short time, and vanishes again for revolving years,
+is more gazed upon than either? But I am afraid the comet is too sublime
+an idea for your lordship's comprehension. I would therefore recommend
+to you, to make the cracker the model of your conduct. You should snap
+and bounce at regular intervals; at one moment you should seem a blazing
+star, and the next be lost in trackless darkness.
+
+My lord, there is nothing, which at all times I have taken more pains to
+subdue, than that overweening pride, and immeasurable conceit, which are
+the principal features of your lordship's character. Nature, indeed, has
+furnished you with one corrective to them, or they must infallibly have
+damned you. It is timidity. Other people may laugh at this quality. For
+my part I esteem it worthy the loudest praise and most assiduous
+cultivation. When the balance hangs in doubt between the adventurousness
+of vanity and the frigidity of fear, ever incline to the latter side. I
+had rather your lordship should be a coward, than a coxcomb. If however
+you could attain to that reasonable and chastised opinion of yourself,
+which should steer a proper mean between these extremes, should make you
+feel your strength, when menaced by the most terrible adversaries, and
+your weakness, when soothed by the most fawning parasites, this, my
+lord, would be the highest perfection to which you could possibly
+attain. I will therefore close my epistle with the discussion of a case,
+which your lordship may think parallel to the species of behaviour I
+have recommended to your cultivation. I mean that of the celebrated and
+incomparable earl Granville, in the year 1746. I will show you what this
+nobleman did, and in how many particulars you must for ever hope in vain
+to resemble him.
+
+I remember, my lord, that you and I once studied together the History of
+England, in Question and Answer. If your lordship recollects, the year
+1746 began in the very height of the celebrated rebellion. The ministers
+of the sovereign at this time, were, that mixed and plausible character,
+Mr. Pelham, and that immortalized booby, the duke of Newcastle. These
+gentlemen possessed their full proportion of that passion, so
+universally incident to the human frame, the love of power. They had
+formed such a connection with the monied interest of the kingdom, that
+no administration could go on without them. Conscious to this
+circumstance, they had no toleration for a rival, they could "bear no
+brother near the throne." From this sentiment, they had driven that most
+able minister I have mentioned, from the cabinet of his sovereign, in no
+very justifiable manner, about twelve months before. The same jealousy
+kept alive their suspicions: they knew the partiality of their master:
+they imagined their antagonist still lurked behind the curtain. The
+distresses of the kingdom were to them the ladder of ambition. This was
+the language they held to their sovereign: "The enemy is already
+advanced into the heart of your majesty's dominions. We know that you
+cannot do without us. You must therefore listen with patience to what we
+shall dictate. Drive from your presence for ever the wisest and the
+ablest of all your counsellors. This is the only condition, upon which
+we will continue to serve you in this perilous moment." Majesty, as it
+was but natural, was disgusted with this language. The Pelhams resigned.
+Lord Granville accepted the seals. And he held them I believe for
+something more than a fortnight.
+
+My lord, I will tell you, what were the Pelhams, and what was the true
+character of lord Granville. Whatever may be said, and much I think may
+justly be said, in favour of the former, they were not men of genius.
+Capable of conducting, and willing upon the whole to conduct with
+loyalty and propriety the affairs of their country, while they kept
+within the beaten channel, they were not born to grapple with arduous
+situations. They had not that commanding spirit of adventure, which
+leads a man into the path of supererogation and voluntary service: they
+had not that firm and collected fortitude which induces a man to look
+danger in the face, to encounter it in all its force, and to drive it
+from all its retrenchments. They were particularly attached to the
+patronage, which is usually annexed to their high situations. They did
+not come into power by the voice of the people. They were not summoned
+to assume the administration by a vote of the house of commons. They
+were introduced into the cabinet by an inglorious and guilty compromise
+of sir Robert Walpole; a compromise, that shunned the light; a
+compromise, that reflected indelible disgrace upon every individual
+concerned in it. We will suppose them ever so much in the right in the
+instance before us. For certainly, the same responsibility, that ought
+to remove a minister from the helm, when he is become obnoxious to his
+countrymen, equally makes it improper, that he should be originally
+appointed by the fancy or capricious partiality of the sovereign. But
+were they over so much in the right, it will yet remain true, that they
+took a poor and ungenerous advantage of the personal distresses of their
+master, which men of a large heart, and of sterling genius, could never
+have persuaded themselves to take.
+
+Such were the ministers, whom it appears that king George the second
+would have had no objection to strip of their employments. I will tell
+you who it was, that he was willing to have substituted in their place.
+It was a man of infinite genius. His taste was a standard to those, who
+were most attached to the fine arts, and most uninterruptedly conversant
+with them. His eloquence was splendid, animated, and engaging. Of all
+the statesmen then existing in Europe, he was perhaps the individual,
+who best understood the interests and the politics of all her courts.
+But your lordship may probably find it somewhat more intelligible, if I
+take the other side of the picture, and tell you what he was not. He was
+not a man of fawning and servility. He did not rest his ambitious
+pretensions upon any habitual adroitness, upon the arts of wheedling,
+and the tones of insinuation. He rested them upon the most solid
+talents, and the most brilliant accomplishments. He did not creep into
+the closet of his sovereign uncalled, and endeavour to make himself of
+consequence by assiduities and officiousness. He pleaded for years, in a
+manly and ingenuous manner, the cause of the people in parliament. It
+was by a popularity, great, and almost without exception, that he was
+introduced into power. When defeated by the undermining and contemptible
+art of his rivals; when convinced that it was impossible for him, to
+employ his abilities with success in the service of his country, he
+retired. And it was only by the personal intreaties of his sovereign,
+and to assist him in that arduous and difficult situation, in which
+those who ought to have served, deserted him, that he once again
+accepted of office. He accepted it, for the temporary benefit of his
+country, and till those persons, who only could come into administration
+with efficiency and advantage, should again resume their places. He made
+way for them without a struggle. He did not pretend to set practical
+impotence, though accompanied with abilities incomparably the superior,
+against that influence and connexion by which they were supported. Of
+consequence, my lord, his memory will always be respected and cherished
+by the bulk of mankind.
+
+I do not mean to propose him to your lordship for a model. I never
+imagined that your talents qualified you for the most distant
+resemblance of him; and I wished to convince you how inferior they were.
+Beside, my lord, he did not act upon the Machiavelian plan. His system
+was that of integrity, frankness, and confidence. He desired to meet his
+enemies; and the more extensive the ground upon which he could meet
+them, the better. I was never idle enough to think of such a line of
+conduct for your lordship. Go on then in those crooked paths, and that
+invisible direction, for which nature has so eminently fitted you.
+Intrench yourself behind the letter of the law. Avoid, carefully avoid,
+the possibility of any sinister evidence. And having uniformly taken
+these precautions, defy all the malice of your enemies. They may
+threaten, but they shall never hurt you. They may make you tremble and
+shrink with fancied terrors, but they shall never be able to man so much
+as a straw against you. Immortality, my lord, is suspended over your
+head. Do not shudder at the sound. It shall not be an immortality of
+infamy. It shall only be an immortality of contempt.
+
+THE END.
+
+
+
+
+
+AN ACCOUNT OF THE SEMINARY
+
+That will be opened
+
+On MONDAY the Fourth Day of AUGUST,
+
+At EPSOM in SURREY,
+
+For the INSTRUCTION of
+
+TWELVE PUPILS
+
+IN
+
+The GREEK, LATIN, FRENCH, and ENGLISH Languages.
+
+
+M.DCC.LXXXIII.
+
+
+AN
+
+
+ACCOUNT
+
+
+OF THE
+
+
+SEMINARY, &C.
+
+
+
+The two principal objects of human power are government and education.
+They have accordingly engrossed a very large share in the disquisitions
+of the speculative in all ages. The subject of the former indeed is man,
+already endowed with his greatest force of body, and arrived at the
+exercise of his intellectual powers: the subject of the latter is man,
+as yet shut up in the feebleness of childhood, and the imbecility of
+inexperience. Civil society is great and unlimited in its extent; the
+time has been, when the whole known world was in a manner united in one
+community: but the sphere of education has always been limited. It is
+for nations to produce the events, that enchant the imagination, and
+ennoble the page of history: infancy must always pass away in the
+unimportance of mirth, and the privacy of retreat. That government
+however is a theme so much superior to education, is not perhaps so
+evident, as we may at first imagine.
+
+It is indeed wider in its extent, but it is infinitely less absolute in
+its power. The state of society is incontestibly artificial; the power
+of one man over another must be always derived from convention, or from
+conquest; by nature we are equal. The necessary consequence is, that
+government must always depend upon the opinion of the governed. Let the
+most oppressed people under heaven once change their mode of thinking,
+and they are free. But the inequality of parents and children is the law
+of our nature, eternal and uncontrolable.--Government is very limited in
+its power of making men either virtuous or happy; it is only in the
+infancy of society that it can do any thing considerable; in its
+maturity it can only direct a few of our outward actions. But our moral
+dispositions and character depend very much, perhaps entirely, upon
+education.--Children indeed are weak and imbecil; but it is the
+imbecility of spring, and not that of autumn; the imbecility that verges
+towards power, and not that is already exhausted with performance. To
+behold heroism in its infancy, and immortality in the bud, must be a
+most attractive object. To mould those pliant dispositions, upon which
+the happiness of multitudes may one day depend, must be infinitely
+important.
+
+Proportionable to what we have stated to be the importance of the
+subject, is the attention that has been afforded it in the republic of
+letters. The brightest wits, and the profoundest philosophers have
+emulated each other in their endeavours to elucidate so valuable a
+theme. In vain have pedants urged the stamp of antiquity, and the
+approbation of custom; there is scarcely the scheme so visionary, the
+execution of which has not at some time or other been attempted. Of the
+writers upon this interesting subject, he perhaps that has produced the
+most valuable treatise is Rousseau. If men of equal abilities have
+explored this ample field, I know of none, however, who have so
+thoroughly investigated the first principles of the science, or who have
+treated it so much at large. If he have indulged to a thousand agreeable
+visions, and wandered in the pursuit of many a specious paradox, he has
+however richly repaid us for this defect, by the profoundest researches,
+and the most solid discoveries.
+
+I have borrowed so many of my ideas from this admirable writer, that I
+thought it necessary to make this acknowledgement in the outset. The
+learned reader will readily perceive, that if I have not scrupled to
+profit from his discoveries, at least I have freely and largely
+dissented from him, where he appeared to me to wander from the path of
+truth. For my own part, I am persuaded that it can only be by striking
+off something of inflexibility from his system, and something of
+pedantry from the common one, that we can expect to furnish a medium,
+equally congenial to the elegance of civilization, and the manliness of
+virtue.
+
+In pursuance of these principles it shall be my first business to
+enquire, whether or not the languages ought to make any part of a
+perfect system of education; and if they ought, at what time they should
+be commenced. The study of them does indeed still retain its ground in
+our public schools and universities. But it has received a rude shock
+from some writers of the present age; nor has any attack been more
+formidable, than that of the author of Emile. Let us endeavour to
+examine the question, neither with the cold prejudice of antiquity on
+the one hand; nor on the other, with the too eager thirst of novelty,
+and unbounded admiration of the geniuses, by whom it has been attacked.
+
+When we look back to the venerable ancients, we behold a class of
+writers, if not of a much higher rank, at least of a very different
+character, from the moderns. One natural advantage they indisputably
+possessed. The field of nature was all their own. It had not yet been
+blasted by any vulgar breath, or touched with a sacrilegious hand. Its
+fairest flowers had not been culled, and its choicest sweets rifled
+before them. As they were not encumbered and hedged in with the
+multitude of their predecessors, they did not servilely borrow their
+knowledge from books; they read it in the page of the universe. They
+studied nature in all her romantic scenes, and all her secret haunts.
+They studied men in the various ranks of society, and in different
+nations of the world. I might add to this several other advantages. Of
+these the noble freedom of mind that was characteristic of the
+republicans of Greece and Rome, and that has scarcely any parallel among
+ourselves, would not be the least.
+
+Agreeably to these advantages, they almost every where, particularly
+among the Greeks, bear upon them the stamp of originality. All copies
+are feeble and unmarked. They sacrifice the plainness of nature to the
+gaudiness of ornament, and the tinsel of wit. But the ancients are full
+of a noble and affecting simplicity. By one touch of nature and
+observation they paint a scene more truly, than their successors are
+able to do in whole wire-drawn pages. In description they are
+unequalled. Their eloquence is fervent, manly and sonorous. Their
+thoughts are just, natural, independent and profound. The pathos of
+Virgil, and the sublimity of Homer, have never been surpassed. And as
+their knowledge was not acquired in learned indolence, they knew how to
+join the severest application with the brightest genius. Accordingly in
+their style they have united simplicity, eloquence and harmony, in a
+manner of which the moderns have seldom had even an idea. The
+correctness of a Caesar, and the sonorous period of a Cicero; the
+majesty of a Virgil, and the politeness of a Horace, are such as no
+living language can express.
+
+It is the remark of a certain old-fashioned writer, "The form of the
+world passeth away." A century or two ago the greatest wits were known
+to have pathetically lamented, that the writers, of whose merits I have
+been speaking, were handed down to us in so mutilated a condition. Now
+it seems very probable, that, if their works were totally annihilated,
+it would scarcely call forth a sigh from the refined geniuses of the
+present age. It is certainly very possible to carry the passion for
+antiquity to a ridiculous extreme. No man can reasonably deny, that it
+is by us only that the true system of the universe has been ascertained,
+and that we have made very valuable improvements upon many of the arts.
+No man can question that some of our English poets have equalled the
+ancients in sublimity, and that, to say the least, our neighbours, the
+French, have emulated the elegance of their composition in a manner,
+that is very far indeed from contempt. From these concessions however we
+are by no means authorised to infer their inutility.
+
+But I shall be told that in the first revival of letters the study of
+the ancient languages might indeed be very proper; but since that time
+we have had so many excellent truncations of every thing they contain,
+that to waste the time, and exhaust the activity of our youth in the
+learning of Latin and Greek, is to very little purpose indeed.
+Translation! what a strange word! To me I confess it appears the most
+unaccountable invention, that ever entered into the mind of man. To
+distil the glowing conceptions, and to travesty the beautiful language
+of the ancients, through the medium of a language estranged to all its
+peculiarities and all its elegancies. The best thoughts and expressions
+of an author, those that distinguish one writer from another, are
+precisely those that are least capable of being translated. And who are
+the men we are to employ in this promising business? Original genius
+disdains the unmeaning drudgery. A mind that has one feature resembling
+the ancients, will scarcely stoop to be their translator. The persons
+then, to whom the performance must be committed, are persons of cool
+elegance. Endowed with a little barren taste, they must be inanimate
+enough to tread with laborious imbecility in the footsteps of another.
+They must be eternally incapable of imbibing the spirit, and glowing
+with the fire of their original. But we shall seldom come off so well as
+this. The generality of translators are either on the one hand mere
+pedants and dealers in words, who, understanding the grammatical
+construction of a period, never gave themselves the trouble to enquire,
+whether it conveyed either sentiment or instruction; or on the other
+hand mere writers for hire, the retainers of a bookseller, men who
+translate Homer from the French, and Horace out of Creech.
+
+Let it not be said that I am now talking at random. Let us descend to
+examples. We need not be afraid of instancing in the most favourable. I
+believe it is generally allowed that Mr. Pope's Iliad is the very best
+version that was ever made out of one language into another. It must be
+confessed to exhibit very many poetical beauties. As a trial of skill,
+as an instance of what can be effected upon so forlorn a hope, it must
+ever be admired. But were I to search for a true idea of the style and
+composition of Homer, I think I should rather recur to the verbal
+translation in the margin of the original, than to the version of Pope.
+Homer is the simplest and most unaffected of poets. Of all the writers
+of elegance and taste that ever existed, his translator is the most
+ornamented. We acknowledge Homer by his loose and flowing robe, that
+does not constrain a muscle of his frame. But Pope presents himself in
+the close and ungraceful habit of modern times;
+
+
+ "Glittering with gems, and stiff with woven gold."
+
+
+No, let us for once conduct ourselves with honesty and generosity. If we
+will not study the ancients in their own nervous and manly page, let us
+close their volumes for ever. I had rather, says the amiable philosopher
+of Chaeronea, it should be said of me, that there never was such a man
+as Plutarch, than that Plutarch was ill-natured, arbitrary, and
+tyrannical. And were I the bard of Venusia, sure I am, I had rather be
+entirely forgotten, than not be known for the polite, the spirited, and
+the elegant writer I really was.
+
+To converse with the accomplished, is the obvious method by which to
+become accomplished ourselves. This general observation is equally
+applicable to the study of polite writers of our own and of other
+countries. But there are some reasons, upon account of which we may
+expect to derive a more perceptible advantage from the ancients. They
+carried the art of composition to greater heights than any of the
+moderns. Their writers were almost universally of a higher rank in
+society, than ours. There did not then exist the temptation of gain to
+spur men on to the profession of an author. An industrious modern will
+produce twenty volumes, in the time that Socrates employed to polish one
+oration.
+
+Another argument flows from the simple circumstance of their writing in
+a different language. Of all the requisites to the attainment either of
+a style of our own, or a discernment in that of others, the first is
+grammar. Without this, our ideas must be always vague and desultory.
+Respecting the delicacies of composition, we may guess, but we can never
+decide and demonstrate. Now, of the minutiae of grammar, scarcely any
+man ever attained a just knowledge, who was acquainted with only one
+language. And if the study of others be the surest, I will venture also
+to pronounce it the easiest method for acquiring a mastery in philology.
+
+From what has been said, I shall consider this conclusion as
+sufficiently established, that the languages ought at some time to be
+learned by him who would form to himself a perfect character. I proceed
+to my second enquiry, at what time the study of them should be
+commenced? And here I think this to be the best general answer: at the
+age of ten years.
+
+In favour of so early a period one reason may be derived from what I
+have just been mentioning. The knowledge of more languages than one, is
+almost an indispensible prerequisite to the just understanding either of
+the subject of grammar in particular, or of that of style in general.
+Now if the cultivation of elegance and propriety be at all important, it
+cannot be entered upon too soon, provided the ideas are already
+competent to the capacity of the pupil. The Roman Cornelia, who never
+suffered a provincial accent, or a grammatical barbarism in the hearing
+of her children, has always been cited with commendation; and the
+subsequent rhetorical excellence of the Gracchi has been in a great
+degree ascribed to it. Fluency, purity and ease are to be acquired by
+insensible degrees: and against habits of this kind I apprehend there
+can be no objection.
+
+Another argument of still greater importance is, that the knowledge of
+languages has scarcely ever been mastered, but by those, the
+commencement of whose acquaintance with them was early. To be acquainted
+with any science slightly and superficially, can in my opinion be
+productive of little advantage. But such an acquaintance with languages
+must be very useless indeed. What benefit can it be expected that we
+should derive from an author, whom we cannot peruse with facility and
+pleasure? The study of such an author will demand a particular strength
+of resolution, and aptitude of humour. He can scarcely become the
+favourite companion of our retirement, and the never-failing solace of
+our cares. Something of slow and saturnine must be the necessary
+accompaniment of that disposition, that can conquer the difficulties of
+such a pursuit. And accordingly we find that the classics and the school
+are generally quitted together, even by persons of taste, who have not
+acquired a competent mastery of them in their course of education. Very
+few indeed have been those, who, estranged to the languages till the age
+of manhood, have after that period obtained such a familiarity with
+them, as could ever be productive of any considerable advantage.
+
+Brutes and savages are totally unacquainted with lassitude and spleen,
+the lust of variety, and the impatience of curiosity. In a state of
+society our ideas habitually succeed in a certain proportion, and an
+employment that retards their progress, speedily becomes disagreeable
+and tedious. But children, not having yet felt this effect of
+civilization, are not susceptible to this cause of disgust. They are
+endowed with a pliableness and versatility of mind, that with a little
+attention and management may easily be turned to any pursuit. Their
+understandings not yet preoccupied, they have a singular facility of
+apprehending, and strength of retention. It is certain this pliableness
+and facility are very liable to abuse. It is not easy to believe, that
+they were given to learn words without meaning; terms of art, not
+understood by the pupil; the systems of theologians, and the jargon of
+metaphysics. But then neither were they given without a capacity of
+being turned to advantage. And it should seem that it could not be a
+very fallacious antidote to abuse, to confine our instructions to such
+kinds of knowledge, as are of the highest importance, and are seldom
+learned with success, and even scarcely attainable, at any other period.
+
+Let it be observed that I have not fixed upon the age of ten years at
+random. It is the observation of Rousseau; Both children and men are
+essentially feeble. Children, because however few be their wants, they
+are unable to supply them. Men, in a state of society, because whatever
+be their absolute strength, the play of the imagination renders their
+desires yet greater. There is an intermediate period, in which our
+powers having made some progress, and the artificial and imaginary wants
+being unknown, we are relatively strong. And this he represents as the
+principal period of instruction. This remark is indeed still more
+striking, when applied to a pupil, the progress of whose imagination is
+sedulously retarded. But it is not destitute either of truth or utility
+in the most general application we can possibly give it. Let it be
+observed, that Rousseau fixes the commencement of this period at twelve
+years. I would choose to take it at ten.
+
+However we may find it convenient to distribute the productions of
+nature into classes, and her operations into epochas, yet let it be
+remembered, that her progress is silent and imperceptible. Between a
+perfect animal and vegetable, the distinction is of the highest order.
+Between distant periods we may remark the most important differences.
+But the gradations of nature are uninterrupted. Of her chain every link
+is compleat. As therefore I shall find in commencing at ten years, that
+my time will be barely sufficient for the purposes to which I would
+appropriate it, I consider this circumstance as sufficient to determine
+my election. A youth of ten years is omnipotent, if we contrast him with
+a youth of eight.
+
+But if the languages constitute so valuable a part of a just system of
+education, the next question is, in what manner they are to be taught.
+Indeed, I believe, if the persons employed in the business of education
+had taken half the pains to smooth the access to this department of
+literature, that they have employed to plant it round with briars and
+thorns, its utility and propriety, in the view we are now considering
+it, would scarcely have been questioned.
+
+There is something necessarily disgusting in the forms of grammar.
+Grammar therefore is made in our public schools the business of a
+twelvemonth. Rules are heaped upon rules with laborious stupidity. To
+render them the more formidable, they are presented to our youth in the
+very language, the first principles of which they are designed to teach.
+For my own part, I am persuaded the whole business of grammar may be
+dispatched in a fortnight. I would only teach the declensions of nouns,
+and the inflexions of verbs. For the rest, nothing is so easily
+demonstrated, as that the auxiliary sciences are best communicated in
+connection with their principals. Chronology, geography, are never so
+thoroughly understood, as by him that treats them literally as the
+handmaids of history. He, who is instructed in Latin with clearness and
+accuracy, will never be at a loss for the rules of grammar.
+
+But to complete the disgust we seem so careful to inspire, the learned
+languages are ever surrounded with the severity verity of discipline;
+and it would probably be thought little short of sacrilege to discompose
+their features with a smile. Such a mode of proceeding can never be
+sufficiently execrated.
+
+Indeed, I shall be told, "this is the time to correct the native vices
+of the mind. In childhood the influence of pain and mortification is
+comparatively trifling. What then can be more judicious than to
+accumulate upon this period, what must otherwise fall with tenfold
+mischief upon the age of maturity?" In answer to this reasoning, let it
+be first considered, how many there are, who by the sentence of nature
+are called out of existence, before they can live to reap these boasted
+advantages. Which of you is there, that has not at some time regretted
+that age, in which a smile is ever upon the countenance, and peace and
+serenity at the bottom of the heart? How is it you can consent to
+deprive these little innocents of an enjoyment, that slides so fast
+away? How is it you can find in your heart to pall these fleeting years
+with bitterness and slavery? The undesigning gaiety of youth has the
+strongest claim upon your humanity. There is not in the world a truer
+object of pity, than a child terrified at every glance, and watching,
+with anxious uncertainty, the caprices of a pedagogue. If he survive,
+the liberty of manhood is dearly bought by so many heart aches. And if
+he die, happy to escape your cruelty, the only advantage he derives from
+the sufferings you have inflicted, is that of not regretting a life, of
+which he knew nothing but the torments.
+
+But who is it that has told you, that the certain, or even the probable
+consequences of this severity are beneficial? Nothing is so easily
+proved, as that the human mind is pure and spotless, as it came from the
+hands of God, and that the vices of which you complain, have their real
+source in those shallow and contemptible precautions, that you pretend
+to employ against them. Of all the conditions to which we are incident,
+there is none so unpropitious to whatever is ingenuous and honourable,
+as that of a slave. It plucks away by the root all sense of dignity, and
+all manly confidence. In those nations of antiquity, most celebrated for
+fortitude and heroism, their youth had never their haughty and
+unsubmitting neck bowed to the inglorious yoke of a pedagogue. To borrow
+the idea of that gallant assertor of humanity, sir Richard Steele: I
+will not say that our public schools have not produced many great and
+illustrious characters; but I will assert, there was not one of those
+characters, that would not have been more manly and venerable, if they
+had never been subjected to this vile and sordid condition.
+
+Having thus set aside the principal corruptions of modern education, the
+devising methods for facilitating the acquisition of languages will not
+be difficult. The first books put into the hands of a pupil should be
+simple, interesting, and agreeable. By their means, he will perceive a
+reasonableness and a beauty in the pursuit. If he be endowed by nature
+with a clear understanding, and the smallest propensity to literature,
+he will need very little to stimulate him either from hope or fear.
+
+Attentive to the native gaiety of youth, the periods, in which his
+attention is required, though frequent in their returns, should in their
+duration be short and inoppressive. The pupil should do nothing merely
+because he is seen or heard by his preceptor. If he have companions,
+still nothing more is requisite, than that degree of silence and order,
+which shall hinder the attention of any from being involuntarily
+diverted. The pupil has nothing to conceal, and no need of falsehood.
+The approbation of the preceptor respects only what comes directly under
+his cognizance, and cannot be disguised. Even here, remembering the
+volatility and sprightliness, inseparable from the age, humanity will
+induce him not to animadvert with warmth upon the appearances of a
+casual distraction, but he will rather solicit the return of attention
+by gentleness, than severity.
+
+But of all rules, the most important is that of preserving an uniform,
+even tenour of conduct. Into the government of youth passion and caprice
+should never enter. The gentle yoke of the preceptor should be
+confounded as much as possible, with the eternal laws of nature and
+necessity. The celebrated maxim of republican government should be
+adopted here. The laws should speak, and the magistrate be silent. The
+constitution should be for ever unchangeable and independent of the
+character of him that administers it.
+
+Nothing can certainly be more absurd than the attempt to educate
+children by reason. We may be sure they will treat every determination
+as capricious, that shocks their inclination. The _chef d'oeuvre_ of a
+good education is to form a reasonable human being; and yet they pretend
+to govern a child by argument and ratiocination. This is to enter upon
+the work at the wrong end, and to endeavour to convert the fabric itself
+into one of the tools by which it is constructed. The laws of the
+preceptor ought to be as final and inflexible, as they are mild and
+humane.
+
+There is yet another method for facilitating the acquisition of
+languages, so just in itself, and so universally practicable, that I
+cannot forbear mentioning it. It is that of commencing with the modern
+languages, French for instance in this country. These in the education
+of our youth, are universally postponed to what are stiled the learned
+languages. I shall perhaps be told that modern tongues being in a great
+measure derived from the Latin, the latter is very properly to be
+considered as introductory to the former. But why then do we not adopt
+the same conduct in every instance? Why to the Latin do we not premise
+the Greek, and to the Greek the Coptic and Oriental tongues? Or how long
+since is it, that the synthetic has been proved so much superior to the
+analytic mode of instruction? In female education, the modern languages
+are taught without all this preparation; nor do I find that our fair
+rivals are at all inferior to the generality of our sex in their
+proficiency. With the youth of sense and spirit of both sexes, the
+learning of French is usually considered, rather as a pleasure, than a
+burden. Were the Latin communicated in the same mild and accommodating
+manner, I think I may venture to pronounce, that thus taken in the
+second place, there will be no great difficulty in rendering it equally
+attractive.
+
+I would just observe that there is an obvious propriety in the French
+language being learned under the same direction, as the Latin and Greek.
+The pursuit of this elegant accomplishment ought at no time to be
+entirely omitted. But the attention of youth is distracted between the
+method of different masters, and their amiable confidence, in the
+direction under which they are placed, entirely ruined by mutability and
+inconstance. The same observation may also be applied here, as in the
+learned languages. The attention of the pupil should be confined as much
+as possible to the most classical writers; and the French would furnish
+a most useful subsidiary in a course of history. Let me add, that though
+I have prescribed the age of ten years, as the most eligible for the
+commencement of classical education, I conceive there would be no
+impropriety in taking up the modern language so early as nine.
+
+Such then is the kind of subjection, that the learning of languages
+demands. The question that recurs upon us is; How far this subjection
+may fairly be considered as exceptionable, and whether its beneficial
+consequences do not infinitely outweigh the trifling inconveniences that
+may still be ascribed to it?
+
+But there is another subject that demands our consideration. Modern
+education not only corrupts the heart of our youth, by the rigid slavery
+to which it condemns them, it also undermines their reason, by the
+unintelligible jargon with which they are overwhelmed in the first
+instance, and the little attention, that is given to the accommodating
+their pursuits to their capacities in the second.
+
+Nothing can have a greater tendency to clog and destroy the native
+activity of the mind, than the profuseness with which the memory of
+children is loaded, by nurses, by mothers, by masters. What can more
+corrupt the judgment, than the communicating, without measure, and
+without end, words entirely devoid of meaning? What can have a more
+ridiculous influence upon our taste, than for the first verses to which
+our attention is demanded, to consist of such strange and uncouth
+jargon? To complete the absurdity, and that we may derive all that
+elegance and refinement from the study of languages, that it is
+calculated to afford, our first ideas of Latin are to be collected from
+such authors, as Corderius, Erasmus, Eutropius, and the Selectae. To
+begin indeed with the classical writers, is not the way to smooth the
+path of literature. I am of opinion however, that one of the
+above-mentioned authors will be abundantly sufficient. Let it be
+remembered, that the passage from the introductory studies to those
+authors, that form the very essence of the language, will be much
+facilitated by the previous acquisition of the French.
+
+Having spoken of the article of memory, let me be permitted to mention
+the practice, that has of late gained so great a vogue; the instructing
+children in the art of spouting and acting plays. Of all the qualities
+incident to human nature, the most universally attractive is simplicity,
+the most disgusting is affectation. Now what idea has a child of the
+passions of a hero, and the distresses of royalty? But he is taught the
+most vehement utterance, and a thousand constrained cadences, without
+its being possible that he should see in them, either reasonableness or
+propriety.
+
+I would not have a child required to commit any thing to memory more
+than is absolutely necessary. If, however, he be a youth of spirit, he
+will probably learn some things in this manner, and the sooner because
+it is not expected of him. It will be of use for him to repeat these
+with a grave and distinct voice, accommodated to those cadences, which
+the commas, the periods, and the notes of interrogation, marked in his
+author, may require, but without the smallest instruction to humour the
+gay, or to sadden the plaintive.
+
+Another article, that makes a conspicuous figure in the education of our
+youth, is composition. Before they are acquainted with the true
+difference between verse and prose, before they are prepared to decide
+upon the poetical merit of Lily and Virgil, they are called upon to
+write Latin verse themselves. In the same manner some of their first
+prose compositions are in a dead language. An uniform, petty, ridiculous
+scheme is laid down, and within that scheme all their thoughts are to be
+circumscribed.
+
+Composition is certainly a desirable art, and I think can scarcely be
+entered upon too soon. It should be one end after which I would
+endeavour, and the mode of effecting it will be farther illustrated in
+the sequel, to solicit a pupil to familiarity, and to induce him to
+disclose his thoughts upon such subjects as were competent to his
+capacity, in an honest and simple manner. After having thus warmed him
+by degrees, it might be proper to direct him to write down his thoughts,
+without any prescribed method, in the natural and spontaneous manner, in
+which they flowed from his mind. Thus the talk of throwing his
+reflections upon paper would be facilitated to him, and his style
+gradually formed, without teaching him any kind of restraint and
+affectation. To the reader who enters at all into my ideas upon the
+subject, it were needless to subjoin, that I should never think of
+putting a youth upon the composition of verse.
+
+From all I have said it will be sufficiently evident, that it would be a
+constant object with me to model my instructions to the capacity of my
+pupil. They are books, that beyond all things teach us to talk without
+thinking, and use words without meaning. To this evil there can be no
+complete remedy. But shall we abolish literature, because it is not
+unaccompanied with inconveniencies? Shall we return to a state of savage
+ignorance, because all the advantages of civilization have their
+attendant disadvantages?
+
+The only remedy that can be applied, is to accustom ourselves to clear
+and accurate investigation. To prefer, whereever we can have recourse to
+it, the book of nature to any human composition. To begin with the
+latter as late as may be consistent with the most important purposes of
+education. And when we do begin, so to arrange our studies, as that we
+may commence with the simplest and easiest sciences, and proportion our
+progress to the understanding of the pupil.
+
+With respect to grammar in particular, the declensions of nouns, and the
+inflexions of verbs, we may observe, that to learn words to which
+absolutely no ideas are affixed, is not to learn to think loosely, and
+to believe without being convinced. These certainly can never corrupt
+the mind. And I suppose no one will pretend, that to learn grammar, is
+to be led to entertain inaccurate notions of the subjects, about which
+it is particularly conversant. On the contrary, the ideas of grammar are
+exceedingly clear and accurate. It has, in my opinion, all those
+advantages, by which the study of geometry is usually recommended,
+without any of its disadvantages. It tends much to purge the
+understanding, to render it close in its investigations, and sure in its
+decisions. It introduces more easily and intelligibly than mathematical
+science, that most difficult of all the mental operations, abstraction.
+It imperceptibly enlarges our conceptions, and generalises our ideas.
+
+But if to read its authors, be the most valuable purpose of learning a
+language, the grammar will not be sufficient. Other books will be
+necessary. And how shall these be chosen, so as not to leave behind us
+the understanding of our pupil? Shall we introduce him first to the
+sublime flights of Virgil, the philosophical investigations of a Cicero,
+or the refined elegance and gay satire of Horace? Alas! if thus
+introduced unprepared to the noblest heights of science, how can it be
+expected that his understanding should escape the shipwreck, and every
+atom of common sense not be dashed and scattered ten thousand ways?
+
+The study then I would here introduce, should be that of history. And
+that this study is not improper to the age with which I connect it, is
+the second point I would endeavour to demonstrate.
+
+But is history, I shall be asked, the study so proper for uninstructed
+minds? History, that may in some measure be considered as concentring in
+itself the elements of all other sciences? History, by which we are
+informed of the rise and progress of every art, and by whose testimony
+the comparative excellence of every art is ascertained? History, the
+very testimony of which is not to be admitted, without the previous
+trial of metaphysical scrutiny, and philosophic investigation? Lastly,
+History, that is to be considered as a continual illustration of the
+arts of fortification and tactics; but above all of politics, with its
+various appendages, commerce, manufacture, finances?
+
+To all this, I calmly answer, No: it is not history in any of these
+forms, that constitutes the science to which I would direct the
+attention of my pupil. Of the utility of the history of arts and
+sciences, at least, as a general study, I have no very high opinion. But
+were my opinion ever so exalted, I should certainly chuse to postpone
+this study for the present. I should have as little to do with tactics
+and fortification. I would avoid as much as possible the very subject of
+war. Politics, commerce, finances, might easily be deferred. I would
+keep far aloof from the niceties of chronology, and the dispute of
+facts. I would not enter upon the study of history through the medium of
+epitome. I would even postpone the general history of nations, to the
+character and actions of particular men.
+
+Many of the articles I have mentioned, serve to compose the pedantry of
+history. Than history, no science has been more abused. It has been
+studied from ostentation; it has been studied with the narrow views of
+little minds; it has been warped to serve a temporary purpose. Ingenious
+art has hung it round with a thousand subtleties, and a thousand
+disputes. The time has at length arrived, when it requires an erect
+understanding, and a penetrating view, above the common rate, to
+discover the noble purposes, which this science is most immediately
+calculated to subserve.
+
+In a word, the fate of history has been like that of travelling. The
+institution has been preserved, but its original use is lost. One man
+travels from fashion, and another from pride. One man travels to measure
+buildings, another to examine pictures, and a third perhaps to learn to
+dance. Scarcely any remember that its true application is to study men
+and manners. Perhaps a juster idea cannot be given of the science we are
+considering, than that which we may deduce from a reflection of
+Rousseau. "The ancient historians," says he, "are crowded with those
+views of things, from which we may derive the utmost utility, even
+though the facts that suggest them, should be mistaken. But we are
+unskilled to derive any real advantage from history. The critique of
+erudition absorbs every thing; as if it imported us much whether the
+relation were true, provided we could extract from it any useful
+induction. Men of sense ought to regard history as a tissue of fables,
+whose moral is perfectly adapted to the human heart."
+
+The mere external actions of men are not worth the studying: Who would
+have ever thought of going through a course of history, if the science
+were comprised in a set of chronological tables? No: it is the hearts of
+men we should study. It is to their actions, as expressive of
+disposition and character, we should attend. But by what is it that we
+can be advanced thus far, but by specious conjecture, and plausible
+inference? The philosophy of a Sallust, and the sagacity of a Tacitus,
+can only advance us to the regions of probability. But whatever be the
+most perfect mode of historical composition, it is to the simplest
+writers that our youth should be first introduced, writers equally
+distant from the dry detail of Du Fresnoy, and the unrivalled eloquence
+of a Livy. The translation of Plutarch would, in my opinion, form the
+best introduction. As he is not a writer of particular elegance, he
+suffers less from a version, than many others. The Roman revolutions of
+Vertot might very properly fill the second place. Each of these writers
+has this further recommendation, that, at least, in the former part of
+their works, they treat of that simplicity and rectitude of manners of
+the first Greeks and Romans, that furnish the happiest subject that can
+be devised for the initiating youth in the study of history.
+
+Under the restrictions I have laid down, history is of all sciences the
+most simple. It has been ever considered by philosophers, as the porch
+of knowledge. It has ever been treated by men of literature, as the
+relaxation of their feverer pursuits. It leads directly to the most
+important of all attainments, the knowledge of the heart. It introduces
+us, without expence, and without danger, to an acquaintance with manners
+and society. By the most natural advances it points us forward to all
+the depths of science. With the most attractive blandishments it forms
+us by degrees to an inextinguishable thirst of literature.
+
+But there is still an objection remaining, and that the most important
+of all. Let history be stripped as much as you will of every extraneous
+circumstance, let it be narrowed to the utmost simplicity, there is
+still one science previously necessary. It is that of morals. If you see
+nothing in human conduct, but purely the exterior and physical
+movements, what is it that history teaches? Absolutely nothing; and the
+science devoid of interest, becomes incapable of affording either
+pleasure or instruction. We may add, that the more perfectly it is made
+a science of character and biography, the more indispensible is ethical
+examination. But to such an examination it has been doubted whether the
+understandings of children be competent. Upon this question I will beg
+leave to say a few words, and I have done.
+
+It is scarcely necessary to observe, that I do not speak here of ethics
+as an abstract science, but simply as it relates to practice, and the
+oeconomy of human life. Our enquiry therefore is respecting the time at
+which that intuitive faculty is generally awakened, by which we decide
+upon the differences of virtue and vice, and are impelled to applaud the
+one, and condemn the other.
+
+The moment in which the faculty of memory begins to unfold itself, the
+man begins to exist as a moral being. Not long posterior to this, is the
+commencement of prescience and foresight. Rousseau has told us, in his
+animated language, that if a child could escape a whipping, or obtain a
+paper of sweetmeats, by promising to throw himself out at window
+tomorrow, the promise would instantly be made. Nothing is more contrary
+to experience than this. It is true, death, or any such evils, of which
+he has no clear conception, do not strongly affect him in prospect. But
+by the view of that which is palpable and striking, he is as much
+influenced as any man, however extensive his knowledge, however large
+his experience. It is only by seizing upon the activity and earnestness
+incident to youthful pursuits, and totally banishing the idea of what is
+future, that we can destroy its influence. Their minds, like a sheet of
+white paper, are susceptible to every impression. Their brain, uncrouded
+with a thousand confused traces, is a cause, that every impression they
+receive is strong and durable.
+
+The aera of foresight is the aera of imagination, and imagination is the
+grand instrument of virtue. The mind is the seat of pleasure and pain.
+It is not by what we see, but by what we infer and suppose, that we are
+taught, that any being is the object of commiseration. It is by the
+constant return of the mind to the unfortunate object, that we are
+strongly impressed with sympathy. Hence it is that the too frequent
+recurrence of objects of distress, at the same time that it blunts the
+imagination, renders the heart callous and obdurate.
+
+The sentiment that the persons about us have life and feeling as well as
+ourselves, cannot be of very late introduction. It may be forwarded by
+cultivation, but it can scarcely at any rate be very much retarded. For
+this sentiment to become perfectly clear and striking, and to be applied
+in every case that may come before us, must undoubtedly be an affair
+gradual in its progress. From thence to the feelings of right and wrong,
+of compassion and generosity, there is but one step.
+
+It has, I think, been fully demonstrated by that very elegant
+philosopher Mr. Hutcheson, that self-love is not the source of all our
+passions, but that disinterested benevolence has its seat in the human
+heart. At present it is necessary for me to take this for granted. The
+discussion would lead me too far from my subject. What I would infer
+from it is, that benevolent affections are capable of a very early
+commencement. They do not wait to be grafted upon the selfish. They have
+the larger scope in youthful minds, as such have not yet learned those
+refinements of interest, that are incident to persons of longer
+experience.
+
+Accordingly no observation is more common, than that mankind are more
+generous in the earlier periods of their life, and that their affections
+become gradually contracted the farther they advance in the vale of
+years. Confidence, kindness, benevolence, constitute the entire temper
+of youth. And unless these amiable dispositions be blasted in the bud by
+the baneful infusions of ambition, vanity and pride, there is nothing
+with which they would not part, to cherish adversity, and remunerate
+favour.
+
+Hence we may infer, that the general ideas of merit and character are
+perfectly competent to the understanding of children of ten years. False
+glory is the farthest in the world from insinuating its witchcraft into
+the undepraved heart, where the vain and malignant passions have not yet
+erected their standard. It is true, the peculiar sublimities of heroism
+cannot be supposed perfectly within his comprehension. But something of
+this sort, as we have already said, is incident to every step in the
+scale of literature.
+
+But the more perfectly to familiarise to my pupil the understanding and
+digesting whatever he read, I would consider it as an indispensible part
+of my business, to talk over with him familiarly the subjects, that
+might necessarily demand our attention. I would lead him by degrees to
+relate with clearness and precision the story of his author. I would
+induce him to deliver his fair and genuine sentiments upon every action,
+and character that came before us. I would frequently call upon him for
+a plain and simple reason for his opinion. This should always be done
+privately, without ostentation, and without rivalship. Thus, separate
+from the danger of fomenting those passions of envy and pride, that
+prepare at a distance for our youth so many mortifications, and at the
+expence of which too frequently this accomplishment is attained, I would
+train him to deliver his opinion upon every subject with freedom,
+perspicuity and fluency. Without at any time dictating to him the
+sentiments it became him to entertain, I might, with a little honed
+artifice, mould his judgment into the form it was most desirable it
+should take, at the same time that I discovered his genius, and
+ascertained the original propensities of his mind.
+
+It is unnecessary for me to say any thing respecting morals in the other
+sense of the word, I mean as they are connected with the conduct, the
+habits of which we should endeavour to cultivate in a pupil; as that
+subject has been already exhausted. The vices of youth spring not from
+nature, who is equally the kind and blameless mother of all her
+children; they derive from the defects of education. We have already
+endeavoured to shut up all the inlets of vice. We have precluded
+servility and cowardice. We have taken away the motives to concealment
+and falshood. By the liberal indulgence we have prescribed, we have
+laid the foundation of manly spirit, and generous dignity. A continual
+attention to history, accompanied with the cultivation of moral
+discernment, and animated with the examples of heroic virtue, could not
+fail to form the heart of the pupil, to all that is excellent. At the
+same time, by assiduous care, the shoots of vanity and envy might be
+crushed in the bud. Emulation is a dangerous and mistaken principle of
+constancy. Instead of it I would wish to see the connection of pupils,
+consisting only of pleasure and generosity. They should learn to love,
+but not to hate each other. Benevolent actions should not directly be
+preached to them, they should strictly begin in the heart of the
+performer. But when actually done, they should receive the most
+distinguished applause.
+
+Let me be permitted in this place to observe, that the association of a
+small number of pupils seems the most perfect mode of education. There
+is surely something unsuitable to the present state of mankind, in the
+wishing to educate our youth in perfect solitude. Society calls forth a
+thousand powers both of mind and body, that must otherwise rust in
+inactivity. And nothing is more clear from experience, than that there
+is a certain tendency to moral depravation in very large bodies of this
+kind, to which there has not yet been discovered a sufficient remedy.
+
+If, by the pursuit of principles like these, the powers of the
+understanding and the heart might be developed in concert; if the pupils
+were trained at once to knowledge and virtue; if they were enabled to
+look back upon the period of their education, without regretting one
+instance of anxious terror, or capricious severity; if they recollected
+their tutor with gratitude, and thought of their companions, as of those
+generous friends whom they would wish for the associates of their
+life,--in that case, the pains of the preceptor would not be thrown
+away.
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+TO THE AUTHORS OF THE MONTHLY AND CRITICAL REVIEWS.
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+GENTLEMEN,
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+In presenting the following sheets to the public, I hope I shall not be
+considered as encroaching upon that province, which long possession has
+probably taught you to consider as your exclusive right. The labour it
+has cost me, and the many perils I have encountered to bring it to
+perfection, will, I trust, effectually plead my pardon with persons of
+your notorious candour and humanity. Represent to yourselves, Gentlemen,
+I entreat you, the many false keys, bribes to the lacqueys of authors
+that can keep them, and collusions with the booksellers of authors that
+cannot, which were required in the prosecution of this arduous
+undertaking. Imagine to yourselves how often I have shuddered upon the
+verge of petty larceny, and how repeatedly my slumbers have been
+disturbed with visions of the King's-Bench Prison and Clerkenwell
+Bridewell. You, gentlemen, sit in your easy chair, and with the majesty
+of a Minos or an Aeacus, summon the trembling culprits to your bar. But
+though you never knew what fear was, recollect, other men have snuffed a
+candle with their fingers.
+
+But I would not be misunderstood. Heroical as I trust my undertaking
+proves me, I fear no man's censure, and court no man's applause. But I
+look up to you as a respectable body of men, who have long united your
+efforts to reduce the disproportioned members of an ancient republic to
+an happy equality, to give wings to the little emmet of Grub-street, and
+to hew away the excrescences of lawless genius with a hatchet. In this
+character I honour you. That you have assumed it uncompelled and
+self-elected, that you have exercised it undazzled by the _ignis fatuus_
+of genius, is your unfading glory.
+
+Having thus cleared myself from the suspicion of any sinister view, I
+cannot here refrain from presenting you with a peace-offering. Had it
+been in my power to procure gums more costly, or incense more fragrant,
+I would have rendered it more worthy your acceptance.
+
+It has been a subject upon which I have often reflected with
+mortification, that the world is too apt to lay aside your lucubrations
+with the occasions that gave birth to them, and that if they are ever
+opened after, it is only with old magazines by staid matrons over their
+winter fire. Such persons are totally incapable of comparing your
+sentences with the maturer verdict of the public; a comparison that
+would redound so much to your honour. What I design at present, is in
+some measure to remedy an evil, that can never perhaps be entirely
+removed. As the field which is thus opened to me is almost unbounded, I
+will confine myself to two of the most striking examples, in Tristram
+Shandy, and the Rosciad of Churchill.
+
+In the Monthly Review, vol. 24, p, 103, I find these words:
+
+"But your indiscretion, good Mr. Tristram, is not all we complain of in
+the volumes before us. We must tax you with what you will dread above
+the most terrible of all insinuations--nothing less than DULLNESS. Yes,
+indeed, Mr. Tristram, you are dull, _very dull_. Your jaded fancy seems
+to have been exhausted by two pigmy octavos, which scarce contained the
+substance of a twelve-penny pamphlet, and we now find nothing new to
+entertain us."
+
+The following epithets are selected at random. "We are sick--we are
+quite tired--we can no longer bear corporal Trim's
+insipidity--thread-bare--stupid and unaffecting--absolutely
+dull--misapplication of talents--he will unavoidably sink into
+contempt."
+
+The Critical Review, vol II, p. 212, has the following account of the
+Rosciad:
+
+
+ "It is _natural_ for young authors to conceive themselves the
+ cleverest fellows in the world, and withal, that there is not
+ the least degree of merit subsisting but in their own works: It
+ is _natural_ likewise for them to imagine, that they may conceal
+ themselves by appearing in different shapes, and that they are
+ not to be found out by their stile; but little do these
+ _Connoisseurs_ in writing conceive, how easily they are
+ discovered by a veteran in the service. In the title-page to
+ this performance we are told (by way of quaint conceit), that it
+ was written by _the author_; what if it should prove that the
+ Author and the Actor[A] are the same! Certain it is that we meet
+ with the _same_ vein of peculiar humour, the same turn of
+ thought, the same _autophilism_ (there's a new word for you to
+ bring into the next poem) which we meet with in the other;
+ insomuch that we are ready to make the conclusion in the
+ author's own words:
+
+ [Footnote A: _The Actor, a Poem, by Robert Lloyd, Esq._]
+
+
+ Who is it?------LLOYD.
+
+
+ "We will not pretend however absolutely to assert that Mr. L----
+ wrote this poem; but we may venture to affirm, that it is the
+ production, jointly or separately, of the new triumvirate of
+ wits, who never let an opportunity slip of singing their own
+ praises. _Caw me, caw thee_, as Sawney says, and so to it they
+ go, and _scratch_ one another like so many Scotch pedlars."
+
+
+In page 339, I find a passage referred to in the Index, under the head
+of "a notable instance of their candour," retracting their insinuations
+against Lloyd and Colman, and ascribing the poem in a particular vein of
+pleasantry to Mr. Flexney, the bookseller, and Mr. Griffin, the printer.
+Candour certainly did not require that they should acknowledge Mr.
+Churchill, whose name was now inserted in the title-page, as the author,
+or if author of any, at least not of a considerable part of the poem.
+That this was their sense of the matter, appears from their account of
+the apology for the Rosciad, p. 409.
+
+"This is another _Brutum Fulinen_ launched at the Critical Review by one
+Churchill, who it seems is a clergyman, and it must be owned has a knack
+at versification; a bard, who upon the strength of having written a few
+good lines in a thing called _The Rosciad_, swaggers about as if he were
+game-keeper of Parnassus."
+
+P. 410. "This apologist has very little reason to throw out behind
+against the Critical Reviewers, who in mentioning _The Rosciad_, of
+which he calls himself author, commended it in the lump, without
+specifying the bald lines, the false thoughts, and tinsel frippery from
+which it is not entirely free." They conclude with contrasting him with
+Smollet, in comparison of whom he is "a puny antagonist, who must write
+many more poems as good as the Rosciad, before he will be considered as
+a respectable enemy."
+
+Upon these extracts I will beg leave to make two observations.
+
+1. Abstracted from all consideration of the profundity of criticism that
+is displayed, no man can avoid being struck with the humour and
+pleasantry in which they are conceived, or the elegant and gentlemanlike
+language in which they are couched. What can be more natural or more
+ingenuous than to suppose that the persons principally commended in a
+work, were themselves the writers of it? And for that allusion of the
+Scotch pedlars, for my part, I hold it to be inimitable.
+
+2. But what is most admirable is the independent spirit, with which they
+stemmed the torrent of fashion, and forestalled the second thoughts of
+their countrymen. There was a time when Tristram Shandy was applauded,
+and Churchill thought another Dryden. But who reads Tristram now? There
+prevails indeed a certain quaintness, and something "like an affectation
+of being immoderately witty, throughout the whole work." But for real
+humour not a grain. So said the Monthly Reviewers, (v. 21. p. 568.) and
+so says the immortal Knox. Both indeed grant him a slight knack at the
+pathetic; but, if I may venture a prediction, his pretensions to the
+latter will one day appear no better founded, than his pretentions to
+the former.
+
+And then poor Churchill! His satire now appears to be dull and
+pointless. Through his tedious page no modern student can labour. We
+look back, and wonder how the rage of party ever swelled this _thing_
+into a poet. Even the great constellation, from whose tribunal no
+prudent man ever appealed, has excluded him from a kingdom, where Watts
+and Blackmore reign. But Johnson and Knox can by no means compare with
+the Reviewers. These attacked the mountebanks in the very midst of their
+short-lived empire. Those have only brought up the rear of public
+opinion, and damned authors already forgotten. They fought the battles a
+second time, and "again they slew the slain."
+
+Gentlemen,
+
+It would have been easy to add twenty articles to this list. I might
+have selected instances from the later volumes of your entertaining
+works, in which your deviations from the dictates of imaginary taste are
+still more numerous. But I could not have confronted them with the
+decisive verdict of time. The rage of fashion has not yet ceased, and
+the ebullition of blind wonder is not over. I shall therefore leave a
+plentiful crop for such as come after me, who admire you as much as I
+do, and will be contented to labour in the same field.
+
+I have the honour to be,
+
+Gentlemen,
+
+With all veneration,
+
+Your indefatigable reader,
+
+And the humblest of your panegyrists.
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ARTICLE I.
+
+
+_The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. By Edward
+Gibbon, Esq. Vols._ iv, v, vi, vii. 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE II.
+
+
+_The History of America. By William Robertson, D.D. &c. Vols._ iii,
+_and_ iv. 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE III.
+
+
+_Secret History of Theodore Albert Maximilian, Prince of Hohenzollern
+Sigmaringen_. 12mo.
+
+
+ARTICLE IV.
+
+
+_Louisa, or Memoirs of a Lady of Quality. By the Author of Evelina and
+Cecilia. Three vols._ 12mo.
+
+
+ARTICLE V.
+
+
+_The Peasant of Bilidelgerid, a Tale. Two vols. Shandean._
+
+
+ARTICLE VI.
+
+
+_An Essay on Novel, in Three Epistles, inscribed to the Right Honourable
+Lady Craven. By William Hayley, Esq._ 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE VII.
+
+
+_Inkle and Yarico, a Poem. By James Beattie, L.L.D._ 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE VIII.
+
+
+_The Alchymist, a Comedy, altered from Ben Jonson, by Richard Brinsley
+Sheridan, Esq._
+
+
+ARTICLE IX.
+
+
+_Reflexions upon the present State of the United States of America. By
+Thomas Paine, M.A. &c._ 8vo.
+
+
+ARTICLE X.
+
+
+_Speech of the Right Honourable Edmund Burke, on a Motion for an Address
+of Thanks to his Majesty (on the 28th of November, 1783) for his
+gracious Communication of a Treaty of Commerce concluded between George
+the Third, King, &c. and the United States of America._
+
+
+THE
+
+
+
+HERALD
+
+
+
+OF
+
+
+
+LITERATURE, &C.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+ARTICLE I.
+
+
+THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE. BY EDWARD
+GIBBON, ESQ. VOLS. IV, V, VI, VII. 4TO.
+
+
+We are happy to have it in our power thus early to congratulate the
+public upon the final accomplishment of a work, that must constitute one
+of the greatest ornaments of the present age. We have now before us, in
+one view, and described by the uniform pencil of one historian, the
+stupendous and instructive object of the gradual decline of the greatest
+empire; circumscribed by degrees within the narrow walls of a single
+city; and at length, after the various revolutions of thirteen
+centuries, totally swallowed up in the empire of the Turks. Of this
+term, the events of more than nine hundred years are described in that
+part of our author that now lies before us. It cannot therefore be
+expected, that in the narrow limits we have prescribed to ourselves, we
+should enter into a regular synopsis of the performance, chapter by
+chapter, after the laudable example of our more laborious brother
+reviewers. We will pay our readers the compliment, however unauthorised
+by the venerable seal of custom, of supposing them already informed,
+that Anastasius succeeded Zeno, and Justin Anastasius; that Justinian
+published the celebrated code that is called by his name; and that his
+generals, Belisarius and Narses, were almost constantly victorious over
+the Barbarians, and restored, for a moment, the expiring lustre of the
+empire. We shall confine ourselves to two extracts, relating to subjects
+of the greatest importance, and which we presume calculated, at once to
+gratify and excite the curiosity of the public.
+
+The reign of the emperor Heraclius is perhaps more crowded with events
+of the highest consequence, than that of any other prince in the series.
+It has therefore a proportionable scope allotted it in the plan of Mr.
+Gibbon; who seems to understand better than almost any historian, what
+periods to sketch with a light and active pen, and upon what to dwell
+with minuteness, and dilate his various powers. While we pursue the
+various adventures of Cosroes II., beginning his reign in a flight from
+his capital city; suing for the protection and support of the Greek
+emperor; soon after declaring war against the empire; successively
+conquering Mesopotamia, Armenia, Syria, Palestine, Egypt, and the
+greater part of Natolia; then beaten; a fugitive; and at last murdered
+by his own son; we are unable to conceive of a story more interesting,
+or more worthy of our attention. But in contemplating the rife of the
+Saracen khalifate, and the religion of Mahomet, which immediately
+succeeded these events, we are compelled to acknowledge a more
+astonishing object.
+
+The following is the character of the impostor, as sketched by the
+accurate and judicious pencil of our historian. We will leave it to the
+judgment of our readers, only observing, that Mr. Gibbon has very
+unnecessarily brought Christianity into the comparison; and has perhaps
+touched the errors of the false prophet with a lighter hand, that the
+disparity might be the less apparent.
+
+
+ "But Heraclius had a much more formidable enemy to encounter in
+ the latter part of his reign, than the effeminate and divided
+ Persian. This was the new empire of the Saracens. Ingenious and
+ eloquent, temperate and brave, as had been invariably their
+ national character, they had their exertions concentred, and
+ their courage animated by a legislator, whose institutions may
+ vie, in the importance of their consequences, with those of
+ Solon, Lycurgus, or Numa. Though an impostor, he propagated a
+ religion, which, like the elevated and divine principles of
+ Christianity, was confined to no one nation or country; but even
+ embraced a larger portion of the human race than Christianity
+ itself.
+
+ "Mahomet, the son of Abdallah, was born on the 9th of April,
+ 571, in the city of Mecca. Having been early left an orphan by
+ both parents, he received an hardy and robust education, not
+ tempered by the elegancies of literature, nor much allayed by
+ the indulgencies of natural affection. He was no sooner able to
+ walk, than he was sent naked, with the infant peasantry, to
+ attend the cattle of the village; and was obliged to seek the
+ refreshment of sleep, as well as pursue the occupations of the
+ day, in the open air[A]. He even pretended to be a stranger to
+ the art of writing and reading. But though neglected by those
+ who had the care of his infancy, the youth of this extraordinary
+ personage did not pass away without some of those incidents,
+ which might afford a glimpse of the sublimity of his genius; and
+ some of those prodigies, with which superstition is prompt to
+ adorn the story of the founders of nations, and the conquerors
+ of empires. In the mean time, his understanding was enlarged by
+ travel. It is not to be supposed that he frequented the
+ neighbouring countries, without making some of those profound
+ observations upon the decline of the two great empires of the
+ East and of Persia, which were calculated to expand his views,
+ and to mature his projects. The energies of his mind led him to
+ despise the fopperies of idolatry; and he found the Christians,
+ in the most unfavourable situation, torn into innumerable
+ parties, by the sectaries of Athanasius, Arius, Eutyches,
+ Nestorius. In this situation, he extracted that from every
+ system that bordered most nearly upon the dictates of reason,
+ and framed to himself a sublime doctrine, of which the unity of
+ God, the innocence of moderate enjoyment, the obligation of
+ temperance and munificence, were the leading principles. But it
+ would have contributed little to his purpose, if he had stopped
+ here. Enthusiastically devoted to his extensive designs, and
+ guided by the most consummate art, he pretended to divine
+ communications, related a thousand ridiculous and incredible
+ adventures; and though he constantly refused a prodigy to the
+ importunities of his countrymen, laid claim to several frivolous
+ miracles, and a few thinly scattered prophecies. One of his most
+ artful devices was the delivering the system of his religion,
+ not in one entire code, but in detached essays. This enabled him
+ more than once to new mould the very genius of his religion,
+ without glaringly subjecting himself to the charge of
+ inconsistency. From these fragments, soon after his death, was
+ compiled the celebrated Alcoran. The style of this volume is
+ generally turgid, heavy, monotonous. It is disfigured with
+ childish tales and impossible adventures. But it is frequently
+ figurative, frequently poetical, sometimes sublime. And amidst
+ all its defects, it will remain the greatest of all monuments of
+ uncultivated and illiterate genius.
+
+ [Footnote A: "Abuleda, Chron. p. 27. Boulainvilliers, Vie de
+ Mahomet, b. ii. p. 175. This latter writer exhibits the singular
+ phenomenon of the native of a Christian country, unreasonably
+ prejudiced in favour of the Arabian impostor. That he did not
+ live, however, to finish his curious performance, is the
+ misfortune of the republic of letters." ]
+
+ "The plan was carefully reserved by Mahomet for the mature age
+ of forty years. Thus digested however, and communicated with the
+ nicest art and the most fervid eloquence, he had the
+ mortification to find his converts, at the end of three years,
+ amount to no more than forty persons. But the ardour of this
+ hero was invincible, and his success was finally adequate to his
+ wishes. Previous to the famous aera of his flight from Mecca, he
+ had taught his followers, that they had no defence against the
+ persecution of their enemies, but invincible patience. But the
+ opposition he encountered obliged him to change his maxims. He
+ now inculcated the duty of extirpating the enemies of God, and
+ held forth the powerful allurements of conquest and plunder.
+ With these he united the theological dogma of predestination,
+ and the infallible promise of paradise to such as met their fate
+ in the field of war. By these methods he trained an intrepid and
+ continually increasing army, inflamed with enthusiasm, and
+ greedy of death. He prepared them for the most arduous
+ undertakings, by continual attacks upon travelling caravans and
+ scattered villages: a pursuit, which, though perfectly consonant
+ with the institutions of his ancestors, painted him to the
+ civilized nations of Europe in the obnoxious character of a
+ robber. By degrees however, he proceeded to the greatest
+ enterprizes; and compelled the whole peninsula of Arabia to
+ confess his authority as a prince, and his mission as a prophet.
+ He died, like the Grecian Philip, in the moment, when having
+ brought his native country to co-operate in one undertaking, he
+ meditated the invasion of distant climates, and the destruction
+ of empires.
+
+ "The character of Mahomet however was exceeding different from
+ that of Philip, and far more worthy of the attention of a
+ philosopher. Philip was a mere politician, who employed the
+ cunning of a statesman, and the revenues of a prince, in the
+ corruption of a number of fallen and effeminate republics. But
+ Mahomet, without riches, without rank, without education, by the
+ mere ascendancy of his abilities, subjected by persuasion and
+ force a simple and generous nation that had never been
+ conquered; and laid the foundation of an empire, that extended
+ over half the globe; and a religion, capable of surviving the
+ fate of empires. His schemes were always laid with the truest
+ wisdom. He lived among a people celebrated for subtlety and
+ genius: he never laid himself open to detection. His eloquence
+ was specious, dignified, and persuasive. And he blended with it
+ a lofty enthusiasm, that awed those, whom familiarity might have
+ emboldened, and silenced his enemies. He was simple of
+ demeanour, and ostentatious of munificence. And under these
+ plausible virtues he screened the indulgence of his
+ constitutional propensities. The number of his concubines and
+ his wives has been ambitiously celebrated by Christian writers.
+ He sometimes acquired them by violence and injustice; and he
+ frequently dismissed them without ceremony. His temper does not
+ seem to have been naturally cruel. But we may trace in his
+ conduct the features of a barbarian; and a part of his severity
+ may reasonably be ascribed to the plan of religious conquest
+ that he adopted, and that can never be reconciled with the
+ rights of humanity."
+
+
+After the victories of Omar, and the other successors of Mahomet had in
+a manner stripped the court of Constantinople of all its provinces, the
+Byzantine history dwindles into an object petty and minute. In order to
+vary the scene, and enhance the dignity of his subject, the author
+occasionally takes a prospect of the state of Rome and Italy, under the
+contending powers of the papacy and the new empire of the West. When the
+singular and unparalleled object of the Crusades presents itself, the
+historian embraces the illustrious scene with apparent eagerness, and
+bestows upon it a greater enlargement than might perhaps have been
+expected from the nature of his subject; but not greater, we confidently
+believe, than is calculated to increase the pleasure, that a reader of
+philosophy and taste may derive from the perusal. As the immortal
+Saladin is one of the most distinguished personages in this story, we
+have selected his character, as a specimen of this part of the work.
+
+
+ "No sooner however was the virtuous Noureddin removed by death,
+ than the Christians of the East had their attention still more
+ forcibly alarmed by the progress of the invincible Saladin. He
+ had possessed himself of the government of Egypt; first, under
+ the modest appellation of vizier, and then, with the more august
+ title of soldan. He abolished the dynasty of the Fatemite
+ khalifs. Though Noureddin had been the patron of his family, and
+ the father of his fortunes, yet was that hero no sooner expired,
+ than he invaded the territories of his young and unwarlike
+ successor. He conquered the fertile and populous province of
+ Syria. He compelled the saheb of Mawsel to do him homage. The
+ princes of the Franks already trembled for their possessions,
+ and prepared a new and more solemn embassy, to demand the
+ necessary succours of their European brethren.
+
+ "The qualities of Saladin were gilded with the lustre of
+ conquest; and it has been the singular fortune of this Moslem
+ hero, to be painted in fairer colours by the discordant and
+ astonished Christians, than by those of his own courtiers and
+ countrymen, who may reasonably be supposed to have known him
+ best. He has been compared with Alexander; and tho' he be
+ usually stiled, and with some justice, a barbarian, it does not
+ appear that his character would suffer in the comparison. His
+ conquests were equally splendid; nor did he lead the forces of a
+ brave and generous people, against a nation depressed by
+ slavery, and relaxed with effeminacy. Under his banner Saracen
+ encountered Saracen in equal strife; or the forces of the East
+ were engaged with the firmer and more disciplined armies of the
+ West. Like Alexander, he was liberal to profusion; and while all
+ he possessed seemed the property of his friends, the monarch
+ himself often wanted that, which with unstinted hand he had
+ heaped upon his favourites and dependents. His sentiments were
+ elevated, his manners polite and insinuating, and the affability
+ of his temper was never subdued.
+
+ "But the parallel is exceedingly far from entire. He possessed
+ not the romantic gallantry of the conqueror of Darius; he had
+ none of those ardent and ungovernable passions, through whose
+ medium the victories of Arbela and Issus had transformed the
+ generous hero into the lawless tyrant. It was a maxim to which
+ he uniformly adhered, to accomplish his lofty designs by policy
+ and intrigue, and to leave as little as possible to the unknown
+ caprice of fortune. In his mature age he was temperate, gentle,
+ patient. The passions of his soul, and the necessities of nature
+ were subordinate to the equanimity of his character[A]. His
+ deportment was grave and thoughtful; his religion sincere and
+ enthusiastic. He was ignorant of letters, and despised all
+ learning, that was not theological. The cultivation, that had
+ obtained under the khalifs, had not entirely civilized the
+ genius of Saladin. His maxims of war were indeed the maxims of
+ the age, and ought not to be adopted as a particular imputation.
+ But the action of his striking off with his own hand the head of
+ a Christian prince, who had attacked the defenceless caravan of
+ the pilgrims of Mecca, exhibits to our view all the features of
+ a fierce and untutored barbarian[B] ."
+
+ [Footnote A: Bohaoddin, p. 71. He was an eye witness, and had a
+ considerable share in many of the transactions of Saladin. He is
+ generally accurate, and tolerably impartial. ]
+
+ [Footnote B: Ebn Shohnah, Heg. 589. Abulfarai, Renaudot, p. 243.
+ D'Herbelot, biblioth. orient. art. Togrul, &c. ]
+
+
+As the whole of this excellent work is now before us, it may not be
+impertinent, before we finally take our leave of it, to attempt an idea
+of its celebrated author. We are happy in this place to declare our
+opinion, that no author ever better obeyed the precept of Horace and
+Boileau, in choosing a subject nicely correspondent to the talents he
+possessed. The character of this writer, patient yet elegant, accurate
+in enquiry, acute in reflexion, was peculiarly calculated to trace the
+flow and imperceptible decline of empire, and to throw light upon a
+period, darkened by the barbarism of its heroes, and the confused and
+narrow genius of its authors. In a word, we need not fear to class the
+performance with those that shall do lasting, perhaps immortal, honour,
+to the country by which they have been produced.
+
+But like many other works of this elevated description, the time shall
+certainly come, when the history before us shall no longer be found, but
+in the libraries of the learned, and the cabinets of the curious. At
+present it is equally sought by old and young, the learned and
+unlearned, the macaroni, the peer, and the fine lady, as well as the
+student and scholar. But this is to be ascribed to the rage of fashion.
+The performance is not naturally calculated for general acceptance. It
+is, by the very tenor of the subject, interspersed with a thousand
+minute and elaborate investigations, which, in spite of perspicuous
+method, and classical allusion, will deter the idle, and affright the
+gay.
+
+Nor can we avoid ascribing the undistinguishing and extravagant
+applause, that has been bestowed upon the style, to the same source of
+fashion, the rank, the fortune, the connexions of the writer. It is
+indeed loaded with epithets, and crowded with allusions. But though the
+style be often raised, the thoughts are always calm, equal, and rigidly
+classic. The language is full of art, but perfectly exempt from fire.
+Learning, penetration, accuracy, polish; any thing is rather the
+characteristic of the historian, than the flow of eloquence, and the
+flame of genius. Far therefore from classing him in this respect with
+such writers as the immortal Hume, who have perhaps carried the English
+language to the highest perfection it is capable of reaching; we are
+inclined to rank him below Dr. Johnson, though we are by no means
+insensible to the splendid faults of that admirable writer.
+
+One word perhaps ought to be said respecting Mr. Gibbon's treatment of
+Christianity. His wit is indeed by no means uniformly happy; as where
+for instance, he tells us, that the name of _Le Boeuf_ is remarkably
+apposite to the character of that antiquarian; or where, speaking of the
+indefatigable diligence of Tillemont, he informs us, that "the patient
+and sure-footed mule of the Alps may be trusted in the most slippery
+paths." But allowing every thing for the happiness of his irony, and
+setting aside our private sentiments respecting the justice of its
+application, we cannot help thinking it absolutely incompatible, with
+the laws of history. For our own part, we honestly confess, that we have
+met with more than one passage, that has puzzled us whether it ought to
+be understood in jest or earnest. The irony of a single word he must be
+a churl who would condemn; but the continuance of this figure in serious
+composition, throws truth and falsehood, right and wrong into
+inextricable perplexity.
+
+
+
+ARTICLE II.
+
+
+THE HISTORY OF AMERICA. BY WILLIAM ROBERTSON, D.D.&C. VOLS. III, IV.
+4TO.
+
+
+The expectation of almost all ranks has been as much excited by the
+present performance, as perhaps by almost any publication in the records
+of literature. The press has scarcely been able to keep pace with the
+eagerness of the public, and the third edition is already announced,
+before we have been able to gratify our readers with an account of this
+interesting work. For a great historian to adventure an established name
+upon so recent and arduous a subject, is an instance that has scarcely
+occurred. Reports were sometime ago industriously propagated that Dr.
+Robertson had turned his attention to a very different subject, and even
+when it was generally known that the present work was upon the eve of
+publication, it was still questioned by many, whether a writer, so
+celebrated for prudence, had not declined the more recent part of the
+North American history. The motives of his conduct upon this head as
+they are stated in the preface, we shall here lay before our readers.
+
+"But neither the history of Portuguese America, nor the early history of
+our own settlements, have constituted the most arduous part of the
+present publication. The revolution, which, unfortunately for this
+country, hath recently taken place in the British colonies, hath excited
+the most general attention, at the same time that it hath rendered the
+gratification of public curiosity a matter of as much delicacy as
+necessity. Could this event have been foreseen by me, I should perhaps
+have been more cautious of entering into engagements with the public. To
+embark upon a subject, respecting which the sentiments of my countrymen
+have been so much divided, and the hand of time hath not yet collected
+the verdicts of mankind; while the persons, to whose lot it hath fallen
+to act the principal parts upon the scene, are almost all living; is a
+task that prudence might perhaps refuse, and modesty decline. But
+circumstanced as I was, I have chosen rather to consider these
+peculiarities as pleas for the candour of my readers, than as motives to
+withdraw myself from so important an undertaking. I should ill deserve
+the indulgence I have experienced from the public, were I capable of
+withdrawing from a task by which their curiosity might be gratified,
+from any private inducements of inconvenience or difficulty."
+
+We have already said, and the reader will have frequent occasion to
+recollect it, that we by no means generally intend an analysis of the
+several works that may come before us. In the present instance, we do
+not apprehend that we shall lay ourselves open to much blame, by passing
+over in silence the discoveries of Vespusius, and the conquests of
+Baretto; and laying before our readers some extracts from the history of
+the late war. It is impossible not to remark that the subject is treated
+with much caution, and that, though the sentiments of a royalist be
+every where conspicuous, they are those of a royalist, moderated by
+misfortune and defeat.
+
+The following is Dr. Robertson's account of the declaration of
+independence.
+
+
+ "It is by this time sufficiently visible, that the men, who took
+ upon themselves to be most active in directing the American
+ counsels, were men of deep design and extensive ambition, who by
+ no means confined their views to the redress of those grievances
+ of which they complained, and which served them for instruments
+ in the pursuit of objects less popular and specious. By degrees
+ they sought to undermine the allegiance, and dissolve the ties,
+ which connected the colonies with the parent country of Britain.
+ Every step that was taken by her ministry to restore tranquility
+ to the empire, was artfully misrepresented by the zealots of
+ faction. Every unguarded expression, or unfortunate measure of
+ irritation was exaggerated by leaders, who considered their own
+ honour and dignity as inseparable from further advances, and
+ predicted treachery and insult as the consequences of
+ retreating. They now imagined they had met with a favourable
+ opportunity for proceeding to extremities. Their influence was
+ greatest in the general congress, and by their means a circular
+ manifesto was issued by that assembly intended to ascertain the
+ disposition of the several colonies respecting a declaration of
+ independence.
+
+ "They called their countrymen to witness how real had been their
+ grievances, and how moderate their claims. They said, it was
+ impossible to have proceeded with more temper or greater
+ deliberation, but that their complaints had been constantly
+ superseded, their petitions to the throne rejected. The
+ administration of Great Britain had not hesitated to attempt to
+ starve them into surrender, and having miscarried in this, they
+ were ready to employ the whole force of their country, with all
+ the foreign auxiliaries they could obtain, in prosecution of
+ their unjust and tyrannical purposes. They were precipitated, it
+ was said, by Britain into a state of hostility, and there no
+ longer remained for them a liberty of choice. They must either
+ throw down their arms, and expect the clemency of men who had
+ acted as the enemies of their rights; or they must consider
+ themselves as in a state of warfare, and abide by the
+ consequences of that state. Warfare involved independency.
+ Without this their efforts must be irregular, feeble, and
+ without all prospect of success; they could possess no power to
+ suppress mutinies, or to punish conspiracies; nor could they
+ expect countenance and support from any of the states of Europe,
+ however they might be inclined to favour them, while they
+ acknowledged themselves to be subjects, and it was uncertain how
+ soon they might sacrifice their friends and allies to the hopes
+ of a reunion. To look back, they were told, to the king of
+ England, after all the insults they had experienced, and the
+ hostilities that were begun, would be the height of
+ pusillanimity and weakness. They were bid to think a little for
+ their posterity, who by the irreversible laws of nature and
+ situation, could have no alternative left them but to be slaves
+ or independent. Finally, many subtle reasonings were alledged,
+ to evince the advantages they must derive from intrinsic
+ legislation, and general commerce.
+
+ "On the other hand, the middle and temperate party, represented
+ this step as unnecessary, uncertain in its benefits, and
+ irretrievable in its consequences. They expatiated on the
+ advantages that had long been experienced by the colonists from
+ the fostering care of Great Britain, the generosity of the
+ efforts she had made to protect them, and the happiness they had
+ known under her auspicious patronage. They represented their
+ doubt of the ability of the colonies to defend themselves
+ without her alliance. They stated the necessity of a common
+ superior to balance the separate and discordant interests of the
+ different provinces. They dwelt upon the miseries of an internal
+ and doubtful struggle. Determined never to depart from the
+ assertion of what they considered as their indefeasible right,
+ they would incessantly besiege the throne with their humble
+ remonstrances. They would seek the clemency of England, rather
+ than the alliance of those powers, whom they conceived to be the
+ real enemies of both; nor would they ever be accessory to the
+ shutting up the door of reconciliation.
+
+ "But the voice of moderation is seldom heard amidst the
+ turbulence of civil dissention. Violent counsels prevailed. The
+ decisive and irrevocable step was made on the 4th of July 1776.
+ It remains with posterity to decide upon its merits. Since that
+ time it has indeed received the sanction of military success;
+ but whatever consequences it may produce to America, the fatal
+ day must ever be regretted by every sincere friend to the
+ British empire."
+
+
+The other extract we shall select is from the story of Lord Cornwallis's
+surrender in Virginia, and the consequent termination of the American
+war.
+
+
+ "The loss of these redoubts may be considered as deciding the
+ fate of the British troops. The post was indeed originally so
+ weak and insufficient to resist the force that attacked it, that
+ nothing but the assured expectation of relief from the garrison
+ of New York, could have induced the commander to undertake its
+ defence, and calmly to wait the approaches of the enemy. An
+ officer of so unquestionable gallantry would, rather have
+ hazarded an encounter in the field, and trusted his adventure to
+ the decision of fortune, than by cooping his army in so
+ inadequate a fortress, to have prepared for them inevitable
+ misfortune and disgrace. But with the expectations he had been
+ induced to form, he did not think himself justified in having
+ recourse to desperate expedients.
+
+ "These hopes were now at an end. The enemy had already silenced
+ his batteries. Nothing remained to hinder them from completing
+ their second parallel, three hundred yards nearer to the
+ besieged than the first. His lordship had received no
+ intelligence of the approach of succours, and a probability did
+ not remain that he could defend his station till such time as he
+ could expect their arrival. Thus circumstanced, with the
+ magnanimity peculiar to him, he wrote to Sir Henry Clinton, to
+ acquaint him with the posture of his affairs, and to recommend
+ to the fleet and the army that they should not make any great
+ risk in endeavouring to extricate them.
+
+ "But although he regarded his situation as hopeless, he did not
+ neglect any effort becoming a general, to lengthen the siege,
+ and procrastinate the necessity of a surrender, if it was
+ impossible finally to prevent it. The number of his troops
+ seemed scarcely sufficient to countenance a considerable sally,
+ but the emergency was so critical, that he ordered about three
+ hundred and fifty men, on the morning of the 16th, to attack the
+ batteries that appeared to be in the greatest forwardness, and
+ to spike their guns. The assault was impetuous and successful.
+ But either from their having executed the business upon which
+ they were sent in a hasty and imperfect manner, or from the
+ activity and industry of the enemy, the damage was repaired, and
+ the batteries completed before evening.
+
+ "One choice only remained. To carry the troops across to
+ Gloucester Point, and make one last effort to escape. Boats were
+ accordingly prepared, and at ten o'clock at night the army began
+ to embark. The first embarkation arrived in safety. The greater
+ part of the troops were already landed. At this critical moment
+ of hope and apprehension, of expectation and danger, the
+ weather, which had hitherto been moderate and calm, suddenly
+ changed; the sky was clouded, the wind rose and a violent storm
+ ensued. The boats with the remaining troops were borne down the
+ stream. To complete the anxiety and danger, the batteries of the
+ enemy were opened, the day dawned, and their efforts were
+ directed against the northern shore of the river. Nothing could
+ be hoped, but the escape of the boats, and the safety of the
+ troops. They were brought back without much loss, and every
+ thing was replaced in its former situation.
+
+ "Every thing now verged to the dreaded crisis. The fire of the
+ besiegers was heavy and unintermitted. The British could not
+ return a gun, and the shells, their last resource, were nearly
+ exhausted. They were themselves worn down with sickness and
+ continual watching. A few hours it appeared must infallibly
+ decide their fate. And if any thing were still wanting, the
+ French ships which had entered the mouth of the river, seemed
+ prepared to second the general assault on their side. In this
+ situation, lord Cornwallis, not less calm and humane, than he
+ was intrepid, chose not to sacrifice the lives of so many brave
+ men to a point of honour, but the same day proposed to general
+ Washington a cessation of twenty four hours, in order mutually
+ to adjust the terms of capitulation.
+
+ "The troops which surrendered in the posts of York and
+ Gloucester amounted to between five and six thousand men, but
+ there were not above three thousand eight hundred of these in a
+ capacity for actual service. They were all obliged to become
+ prisoners of war. Fifteen hundred seamen were included in the
+ capitulation. The commander, unable to obtain terms for the
+ loyal Americans, was obliged to have recourse to a sloop,
+ appointed to carry his dispatches, and which he stipulated
+ should pass unsearched, to convey them to New York. The British
+ fleet and army arrived off the Chesapeak five days after the
+ surrender. Having learned the melancholy fate of their
+ countrymen, they were obliged to return, without effecting any
+ thing, to their former station.
+
+ "Such was the catastrophe of an army, that in intrepidity of
+ exertion, and the patient endurance of the most mortifying
+ reverses, are scarcely to be equalled by any thing that is to be
+ met with in history. The applause they have received
+ undiminished by their subsequent misfortunes, should teach us to
+ exclaim less upon the precariousness of fame, and animate us
+ with the assurance that heroism and constancy can never be
+ wholly disappointed of their reward."
+
+
+The publication before us is written with that laudable industry, which
+ought ever to distinguish a great historian. The author appears to have
+had access to some of the best sources of information; and has
+frequently thrown that light upon a recent story, which is seldom to be
+expected, but from the developements of time, and the researches of
+progressive generations.
+
+We cannot bestow equal praise upon his impartiality. Conscious however
+and reserved upon general questions, the historian has restricted
+himself almost entirely to the narrative form, and has seldom indulged
+us with, what we esteem the principal ornament of elegant history,
+reflexion and character. The situation of Dr. Robertson may suggest to
+us an obvious, though incompetent, motive in the present instance.
+Writing for his contemporaries and countrymen, he could not treat the
+resistance of America, as the respectable struggle of an emerging
+nation. Writing for posterity, he could not denominate treason and
+rebellion, that which success, at least, had stamped with the signatures
+of gallantry and applause. But such could not have been the motives of
+the writer in that part of the history of America, which was given to
+the world some years ago. Perhaps Dr. Robertson was willing to try, how
+far his abilities could render the most naked story agreeable and
+interesting. We will allow him to have succeeded. But we could well have
+spared the experiment.
+
+The style of this performance is sweet and eloquent. We hope however
+that we shall not expose ourselves to the charge of fastidiousness, when
+we complain that it is rather too uniformly so. The narrative is indeed
+occasionally enlivened, and the language picturesque. But in general we
+search in vain for some roughness to relieve the eye, and some sharpness
+to provoke the palate. One full and sweeping period succeeds another,
+and though pleased and gratified at first, the attention gradually
+becomes languid.
+
+It would not perhaps be an unentertaining employment to compare the
+style of Dr. Robertson's present work with that of his first
+publication, the admired History of Scotland. The language of that
+performance is indeed interspersed with provincial and inelegant modes
+of expression, and the periods are often unskilfully divided. But it has
+a vigour and spirit, to which such faults are easily pardoned. We can
+say of it, what we can scarcely say of any of the author's later
+publications, that he has thrown his whole strength into it.
+
+In that instance however he entered the lists with almost the only
+historian, with whom Dr. Robertson must appear to disadvantage, the
+incomparable Hume. In the comparison, we cannot but acknowledge that the
+eloquence of the former speaks the professor, not the man of the world.
+He reasons indeed, but it is with the reasons of logic; and not with the
+acuteness of philosophy, and the intuition of genius. Let not the living
+historian be offended. To be second to Hume, in our opinion might
+satisfy the ambition of a Livy or a Tacitus.
+
+
+
+ARTICLE III.
+
+
+SECRET HISTORY OF THEODORE ALBERT MAXIMILIAN, PRINCE OF HOHENZOLLERN
+SIGMARINGEN. 12MO.
+
+
+This agreeable tale appears to be the production of the noble author of
+the Modern Anecdote. It is told with the same humour and careless
+vivacity. The design is to ridicule the cold pedantry that judges of
+youth, without making any allowance for the warmth of inexperience, and
+the charms of beauty. Such readers as take up a book merely for
+entertainment, and do not quarrel with an author that does not
+scrupulously confine himself within the limits of moral instruction,
+will infallibly find their account in it.
+
+The following specimen will give some idea of the manner in which the
+story is told.
+
+"The learned Bertram was much scandalized at the dissipation that
+prevailed in the court of Hohenzollern. He was credibly informed that
+the lord treasurer of the principality, who had no less than a revenue
+of 109l. 7s. 10-3/4d. committed to his management, sometimes forgot the
+cares of an exchequer in the arms of a mistress. Nay, fame had even
+whispered in his ear, that the reverend confessor himself had an
+intrigue with a certain cook-maid. But that which beyond all things,
+afflicted him was the amour of Theodore with the beautiful Wilhelmina.
+What, cried he, when he ruminated upon the subject, can it be excusable
+in the learned Bertram, whose reputation has filled a fourth part of the
+circle of Swabia, who twice bore away the prize in the university of
+Otweiler, to pass these crying sins in silence? It shall not be said.
+Thus animated, he strided away to the antichamber of Theodore. Theodore,
+who was all graciousness, venerated the reputation of Bertram, and
+ordered him to be instantly admitted. The eyes of the philosopher
+flashed with anger. Most noble prince, cried he, I am come to inform
+you, that you must immediately break with the beautiful Wilhelmina.
+Theodore stared, but made no answer. The vices of your highness, said
+Bertram, awake my indignation. While you toy away your hours in the lap
+of a w----e, the vast principality of Hohenzollern Sigmaringen hastens
+to its fall. Reflect, my lord; three villages, seven hamlets, and near
+eleven grange houses and cottages, depend upon you for their political
+prosperity. Alas, thought Theodore, what are grange houses and cottages
+compared with the charms of Wilhelmina? Shall the lewd tricks of a
+wanton make you forget the jealous projects of the prince of
+Hohenzollern Hechingen, the elder branch of your illustrious house?
+Theodore pulled out his watch, that he might not outstay his
+appointment. My lord, continued Bertram, ruin impends over you. Two
+peasants of the district of Etwingen have already been seduced from
+their loyalty, a nail that supported the chart of your principality has
+fallen upon the ground, and your father confessor is in bed with a
+cook-maid. Theodore held forth his hand for Bertram to kiss, and flew
+upon the wings of desire to the habitation of Wilhelmina."
+
+
+
+ARTICLE IV.
+
+
+LOUISA, OR MEMOIRS OF A LADY OF QUALITY. BY THE AUTHOR OF EVELINA AND
+CECILIA. 3 VOLS. 12MO.
+
+
+There scarcely seems to exist a more original genius in the present age
+than this celebrated writer. In the performances with which she has
+already entertained the public, we cannot so much as trace a feature of
+her illustrious predecessors; the fable, the characters, the incidents
+are all her own. In the mean time they are not less happy, than they are
+new. A Belfield, a Monckton, a Morrice, and several other personages of
+the admired Cecilia, will scarcely yield to the most finished draughts
+of the greatest writers. In comedy, in tragedy, Miss Burney alike
+excels. And the union of them both in the Vauxhall scene of the death of
+Harrel ranks among the first efforts of human genius. Of consequence we
+may safely pronounce that the reputation of this lady is by no means
+dependent upon fashion or caprice, but will last as long as there is
+understanding to discern, and taste to relish the beauties of fiction.
+
+It must be acknowledged that her defects are scarcely less conspicuous
+than her excellencies. In her underplots she generally miscarries. We
+can trace nothing of Miss Burney in the stories of Macartney, Albany,
+and the Hills. Her comedy sometimes deviates into farce. The character
+of Briggs in particular, though it very successfully excites our
+laughter, certainly deforms a work, which in its principal constituents
+ranks in the very highest species of composition. Her style is often
+affected, and in the serious is sometimes so laboured and figurative, as
+to cost the reader a very strict attention to discover the meaning,
+without perfectly repaying his trouble. These faults are most
+conspicuous in Cecilia, which upon the whole we esteem by much her
+greatest performance. In Evelina she wrote more from inartificial
+nature. And we are happy to observe in the present publication, that the
+masculine sense, by which Miss Burney is distinguished, has raised her
+almost wholly above these little errors. The style of Louisa is more
+polished than that of Evelina, and more consonant to true taste than
+that of Cecilia.
+
+The principal story of Louisa, like that of Cecilia, is very simple, but
+adorned with a thousand beautiful episodes. As the great action of the
+latter is Cecilia's sacrifice of fortune to a virtuous and laudable
+attachment, so that of the former is the sacrifice of rank, in the
+marriage of the heroine to a young man of the most distinguished merit,
+but neither conspicuous by birth, nor favoured by fortune. The event,
+romantic and inconsistent with the manners of polished society as it may
+appear, is introduced by such a train of incidents, that it is
+impossible not to commend and admire the conduct of the heroine.
+
+Her character is that of inflexible vivacity and wit, accompanied with a
+spice of coquetry and affectation. And though this line of portrait
+seemed exhausted by Congreve and Richardson, we will venture to
+pronounce Louisa a perfect original. It is impossible to describe such a
+character in the abstract without recollecting Millamant and Lady G. But
+in reading this most agreeable novel, you scarcely think of either. As
+there is no imitation, so there are not two expressions in the work,
+that can lead from one to the other. Louisa is more amiable than the
+former, and more delicate and feminine than the latter.
+
+Mr. Burchel, the happy lover, is an author, a young man of infinite
+genius, of romantic honour, of unbounded generosity. Lord Raymond, the
+brother of Louisa, becomes acquainted with him in his travels, by an
+incident in which Mr. Burchel does him the most essential service. Being
+afterwards introduced to his sister, and being deeply smitten with her
+beauty and accomplishments, he quits the house of lord Raymond abruptly,
+with a determination entirely to drop his connexion. Sometime after, in
+a casual and unexpected meeting, he saves the life of his mistress. In
+the conclusion, his unparalleled merit, and his repeated services
+surmount every obstacle to an union.
+
+Besides these two there are many other characters happily imagined.
+Louisa is involved in considerable distress previous to the final
+catastrophe. The manner in which her gay and sportive character is
+supported in these scenes is beyond all commendation. But the extract we
+shall give, as most singular in its nature, relates to another
+considerable female personage, Olivia. As the humour of Louisa is lively
+and fashionable, that of Olivia is serious and romantic. Educated in
+perfect solitude, she is completely ignorant of modern manners, and
+entertains the most sovereign contempt for them. Full of sentiment and
+sensibility, she is strongly susceptible to every impression, and her
+conduct is wholly governed by her feelings. Trembling at every leaf, and
+agonized at the smallest accident, she is yet capable, from singularity
+of thinking, of enterprises the most bold and unaccountable. Conformably
+to this temper, struck with the character of Burchel, and ravished with
+his address and behaviour, she plans the most extraordinary attempt upon
+his person. By her orders he is surprised in a solitary excursion, after
+some resistance actually seized, and conducted blindfold to the house of
+his fair admirer. Olivia now appears, professes her attachment, and lays
+her fortune, which is very considerable, at his feet. Unwilling however
+to take him by surprise, she allows him a day for deliberation, and
+insists upon his delivering at the expiration of it, an honest and
+impartial answer. His entertainment is sumptuous.
+
+In the mean time, a peasant, who at a distance was witness to the
+violence committed upon Burchel, and had traced him to the house of
+Olivia, carries the account of what he had seen to Raymond Place. The
+company, which, in the absence of lord Raymond, consisted of Louisa, Mr.
+Bromley, an uncle, Sir Charles Somerville, a suitor, and Mr. Townshend,
+a sarcastic wit, determine to set off the next morning for the house of
+the ravisher. This is the scene which follows.
+
+
+ "Alarmed at the bustle upon the stairs, Olivia, more dead than
+ alive, pressed the hand of Burchel with a look of inexpressible
+ astonishment and mortification, and withdrew to the adjoining
+ apartment.
+
+ "The door instantly flew open. Burchel advanced irresolutely a
+ few steps towards the company, bowed, and was silent.
+
+ "The person that first entered was Mr. Bromley. He instantly
+ seized hold of Burchel, and shook him very heartily by the hand.
+
+ "Ha, my boy, said he, have we found you? Well, and how? safe and
+ sound? Eh? clapping him upon the shoulder.
+
+ "At your service, sir, answered Burchel, with an air of
+ embarrassment and hesitation.
+
+ "It was not altogether the right thing, methinks, to leave us
+ all without saying why, or wherefore, and stay out all night.
+ Why we thought you had been murdered. My niece here has been in
+ hysterics.
+
+ "'Pon honour, cried sir Charles, you are very facetious. But we
+ heard, Mr. Burchel, you were ran away with. It must have been
+ very alarming. I vow, I should have been quite fluttered. Pray,
+ sir, how was it?
+
+ "Why, indeed, interposed Mr. Townshend, the very relation seemed
+ to disturb sir Charles. For my part, I was more alarmed for him
+ than for Miss Bromley.
+
+ "Well, but, returned Bromley, impatiently, it is a queer affair.
+ I hope as the lady went so far, you were not shy. You have not
+ spoiled all, and affronted her.
+
+ "Oh, surely not, exclaimed Townshend, you do not suspect him of
+ being such a boor. Doubtless every thing is settled by this
+ time. The lady has a fine fortune, Burchel; poets do not meet
+ with such every day; Miss Bromley, you look pale.
+
+ "Ha! Ha! Ha! you do me infinite honour, cried Louisa, making him
+ a droll curtesy; what think you, sir Charles?
+
+ "'Pon my soul, I never saw you look so bewitchingly.
+
+ "Well, but my lad, cried Bromley, you say nothing, don't answer
+ a single question. What, mum's the word, eh?
+
+ "Indeed, sir, I do not know,--I do not understand--the affair is
+ entirely a mystery to myself--it is in the power of no one but
+ Miss Seymour to explain it.
+
+ "Well, and where is she? where is she?
+
+ "O I will go and look her, cried Louisa; will you come, Sir
+ Charles; and immediately tripped out of the room. Sir Charles
+ followed.
+
+ "Olivia had remained in too much confusion to withdraw farther
+ than the next room; and upon this new intrusion, she threw
+ herself upon a sopha, and covered her face with her hands.
+
+ "O here is the stray bird, exclaimed Louisa, fluttering in the
+ meshes.
+
+ "Mr. Bromley immediately entered; Mr. Townshend followed;
+ Burchel brought up the rear.
+
+ "My dearest creature, cried Louisa, do not be alarmed. We are
+ come to wish you joy; and seized one of her hands.
+
+ "Well, but where's the parson? exclaimed Bromley--What, has
+ grace been said, the collation served, and the cloth removed?
+ Upon my word, you have been very expeditious, Miss.
+
+ "My God, Bromley, said Townshend, do not reflect so much upon
+ the ladies modesty. I will stake my life they were not to have
+ been married these three days.
+
+ "Olivia now rose from the sopha in unspeakable agitation, and
+ endeavoured to defend herself. Gentlemen, assure
+ yourselves,--give me leave to protest to you,--indeed you will
+ be sorry--you are mistaken------Oh Miss Bromley, added she, in a
+ piercing voice, and threw her arms eagerly about the neck of
+ Louisa.
+
+ "Mind them not, my dear, said Louisa; you know, gentlemen, Miss
+ Seymour is studious; it was a point in philosophy she wished to
+ settle; that's all, Olivia; and kissed her cheek.
+
+ "Or perhaps, added Townshend,--the lady is young and
+ inexperienced--she wanted a comment upon the bower scene in
+ Cleopatra.
+
+ "Olivia suddenly raised her head and came forward, still leaning
+ one arm upon Louisa. Hear me, cried she; I will be heard. What
+ have I done that would expose me to the lash of each unlicenced
+ tongue? What has there been in any hour of my life, upon which
+ for calumny to fix her stain? Of what loose word, of what act of
+ levity and dissipation can I be convicted? Have I not lived in
+ the solitude of a recluse? Oh, fortune, hard and unexampled!
+
+ "Deuce take me, cried sir Charles, whispering Townshend, if I
+ ever saw any thing so handsome.
+
+ "Olivia stood in a posture firm and collected, her bosom heaving
+ with resentment; but her face was covered with blushes, and her
+ eyes were languishing and sorrowful.
+
+ "For the present unfortunate affair I will acknowledge the
+ truth. Mr. Burchel to me appeared endowed with every esteemable
+ accomplishment, brave, generous, learned, imaginative, and
+ tender. By what nobler qualities could a female heart be won?
+ Fashion, I am told, requires that we should not make the
+ advances. I reck not fashion, and have never been her slave.
+ Fortune has thrown him at a distance from me. It should have
+ been my boast to trample upon her imaginary distinctions. I
+ would never have forced an unwilling hand. But if constancy,
+ simplicity and regard could have won a heart, his heart had been
+ mine. I know that the succession of external objects would have
+ made the artless virtues of Olivia pass unheeded. It was for
+ that I formed my little plan. I will not blush for a scheme that
+ no bad passion prompted. But it is over, and I will return to my
+ beloved solitude with what unconcern I may. God bless you, Mr.
+ Burchel; I never meant you any harm: and in saying this, she
+ advanced two steps forward, and laid her hand on his.
+
+ "Burchel, without knowing what he did, fell on one knee and
+ kissed it.
+
+ "This action revived the confusion of Olivia; she retreated, and
+ Louisa took hold of her arm. Will you retire, said Louisa? You
+ are a sweet good creature. Olivia assented, advanced a few steps
+ forward, and then with her head half averted, took a parting
+ glance at Burchel, and hurried away.
+
+ "A strange girl this, said Bromley! Devil take me, if I know
+ what to make of her.
+
+ "I vow, cried sir Charles, I am acquainted with all the coteries
+ in town, and never met with any thing like her.
+
+ "Why, she is as coming, rejoined the squire, as a milk-maid, and
+ yet I do not know how she has something that dashes one too.
+
+ "Ah, cried sir Charles, shaking his head, she has nothing of the
+ manners of the _grand monde_.
+
+ "That I can say nothing to, said Bromley, but, in my mind, her
+ behaviour is gracious and agreeable enough, if her conduct were
+ not so out of the way.
+
+ "What think you, Burchel, said Townshend, she is handsome,
+ innocent, good tempered and rich; excellent qualities, let me
+ tell you, for a wife.
+
+ "I think her, said Burchel, more than you say. Her disposition
+ is amiable, and her character exquisitely sweet and feminine.
+ She is capable of every thing generous and admirable. A false
+ education, and visionary sentiments, to which she will probably
+ one day be superior, have rendered her for the present an object
+ of pity. But, though I loved her, I should despise my own heart,
+ if it were capable of taking advantage of her inexperience, to
+ seduce her to a match so unequal.
+
+ "At this instant Louisa re-entered, and making the excuses of
+ Olivia, the company returned to the carriage, sir Charles
+ mounted on horseback as he came, and they carried off the hero
+ in triumph."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE V.
+
+
+THE PEASANT OF BILIDELGERID, A TALE.
+
+
+2 VOLS. SHANDEAN.
+
+This is the only instance in which we shall take the liberty to announce
+to the public an author hitherto unknown. Thus situated, we shall not
+presume to prejudice our readers either ways concerning him, but shall
+simply relate the general plan of the work.
+
+It attempts a combination, which has so happily succeeded with the
+preceding writer, of the comic and the pathetic. The latter however is
+the principal object. The hero is intended for a personage in the
+highest degree lovely and interesting, who in his earliest bloom of
+youth is subjected to the most grievous calamities, and terminates them
+not but by an untimely death. The writer seems to have apprehended that
+a dash of humour was requisite to render his story in the highest degree
+interesting. And he has spared no exertion of any kind of which he was
+capable, for accomplishing this purpose.
+
+The scene is laid in Egypt and the adjacent countries. The peasant is
+the son of the celebrated Saladin. The author has exercised his
+imagination in painting the manners of the times and climates of which
+he writes.
+
+
+
+ARTICLE VI.
+
+
+AN ESSAY ON NOVEL, IN THREE EPISTLES INSCRIBED TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
+LADY CRAVEN, BY WILL. HAYLEY, ESQ. 4TO.
+
+
+The public has been for some time agreed that Mr. Hayley is the first of
+English poets. Envy herself scarcely dares utter a dissentient murmur,
+and even generous emulation turns pale at the mention of his name. His
+productions, allowing for the very recent period in which he commenced
+author, are rather numerous. A saturnine critic might be apt to suspect
+that they were also hasty, were not the loftiness of their conceptions,
+the majesty of their style, the richness of their imagination, and above
+all, the energy both of their thoughts and language so conspicuous, that
+we may defy any man of taste to rise from the perusal, and say, that all
+the study and consideration in the world could possibly have made them
+better. After a course however of unremitted industry, Mr. Hayley seemed
+to have relaxed, and to the eternal mortification of the literary world,
+last winter could not boast a single production of the prince of song.
+The muses have now paid us another visit. We are very sensible of our
+incapacity to speak, or even think of this writer with prosaic phlegm;
+we cannot however avoid pronouncing, that, in our humble opinion, Mr.
+Hayley has now outdone all his former outdoings, and greatly repaid us
+for the absence we so dearly mourned.
+
+We are sensible that it is unbecoming the character of a critic to lay
+himself out in general and vague declamation. It is also within the laws
+of possibility, that an incurious or unpoetical humour in some of our
+readers, and (ah me, the luckless day!) penury in others, may have
+occasioned their turning over the drowsy pages of the review, before
+they have perused the original work. Some account of the plan, and a
+specimen of the execution may therefore be expected.
+
+The first may be dispatched in two words. The design is almost exactly
+analogous to that of the Essay on History, which has been so much
+celebrated. The author triumphs in the novelty of his subject, and pays
+a very elegant compliment to modern times, as having been in a manner
+the sole inventors of this admirable species of composition, of which he
+has undertaken to deliver the precepts. He deduces the pedigree of novel
+through several generations from Homer and Calliope. He then undertakes
+to characterise the most considerable writers in this line. He discusses
+with much learning, and all the logical subtlety so proper to the
+didactic muse, the pretensions of the Cyropedia of Xenophon; but at
+length rejects it as containing nothing but what was literally true, and
+therefore belonging to the class of history. He is very eloquent upon
+the Shepherd of Hermas, Theagenes and Chariclea, and the Ethiopics of
+Heliodorus. Turpin, Scudery, Cotterel, Sidney, the countess D'Anois, and
+"all such writers as were never read," next pass in review. Boccace and
+Cervantes occupy a very principal place. The modern French writers of
+fictitious history from Fenelon to Voltaire, close the first epistle.
+The second is devoted to English authors. The third to the laws of novel
+writing.
+
+We shall present our readers, as a specimen, with the character of that
+accomplished writer, John Bunyan, whom the poet has generously rescued
+from that contempt which fashionable manners, and fashionable
+licentiousness had cast upon him.
+
+
+ "See in the front of Britain's honour'd band,
+ The author of the Pilgrim's Progress stand.
+ Though, sunk in shades of intellectual night,
+ He boasted but the simplest arts, to read and write;
+ Though false religion hold him in her chains,
+ His judgment weakens and his heart restrains:
+ Yet fancy's richest beams illum'd his mind,
+ And honest virtue his mistakes refin'd.
+ The poor and the illiterate he address'd;
+ The poor and the illiterate call him blest.
+ Blest he the man that taught the poor to pray,
+ That shed on adverse fate religion's day,
+ That wash'd the clotted tear from sorrow's face,
+ Recall'd the rambler to the heavenly race,
+ Dispell'd the murky clouds of discontent,
+ And read the lore of patience wheresoe'er he went."
+
+
+Amidst the spirited beauties of this passage, it is impossible not to
+consider some as particularly conspicuous. How strong and nervous the
+second and fourth lines! How happily expressive the two Alexandrines!
+What a luminous idea does the epithet "murky" present to us! How
+original and picturesque that of the "clotted tear!" If the same
+expression be found in the Ode to Howard, let it however be considered,
+that the exact propriety of that image to wash it from the face (for how
+else, candid reader, could a tear already clotted be removed) is a clear
+improvement, and certainly entitles the author to a repetition. Lastly,
+how consistent the assemblage, how admirable the climax in the last six
+lines! Incomparable they might appear, but we recollect a passage nearly
+equal in the Essay on History,
+
+
+ "_Wild_ as thy _feeble_ Metaphysic page,
+ Thy History _rambles_ into _Steptic rage_;
+ Whose giddy and fantastic _dreams abuse_,
+ A Hampden's Virtue and a Shakespeare's Muse."
+
+
+How elevated the turn of this passage! To be at once luxuriant and
+feeble, and to lose one's way till we get into a passion, (with our
+guide, I suppose) is peculiar to a poetic subject. It is impossible to
+mistake this for prose. Then how pathetic the conclusion! What hard
+heart can refuse its compassion to personages _abused_ by a _dream_, and
+that dream the _dream of a History!_
+
+Oh, wonderful poet, thou shalt be immortal, if my eulogiums can make
+thee so! To thee thine own rhyme shall never be applied, (_Dii, avertite
+omen_).
+
+
+ "Already, pierc'd by freedom's searching rays,
+ The waxen fabric of his fame decays!"
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE VII.
+
+
+INKLE AND YARICO, A POEM, BY JAMES BEATTIE, L.L.D. 4TO.
+
+
+This author cannot certainly be compared with Mr. Hayley.
+
+We know not by what fatality Dr. Beattie has acquired the highest
+reputation as a philosopher, while his poetry, though acknowledged to be
+pleasing, is comparatively little thought on. It must always be with
+regret and diffidence, that we dissent from the general verdict. We
+should however be somewhat apprehensive of sacrificing the character we
+have assumed, did we fail to confess that his philosophy has always
+appeared to us at once superficial and confused, feeble and
+presumptuous. We do not know any thing it has to recommend it, but the
+good intention, and we wish we could add the candid spirit, with which
+it is written.
+
+Of his poetry however we think very differently. Though deficient in
+nerve, it is at once sweet and flowing, simple and amiable. We are happy
+to find the author returning to a line in which he appears so truly
+respectable. The present performance is by no means capable to detract
+from his character as a poet. This well known tale is related in a
+manner highly pathetic and interesting. As we are not at all desirous of
+palling the curiosity of the reader for the poem itself, we shall make
+our extract at random. The following stanzas, as they are taken from a
+part perfectly cool and introductory, are by no means the best in this
+agreeable piece. They are prefaced by some general reflexions on the
+mischiefs occasioned by the _sacra fames auri_. The reader will perceive
+that Dr. Beattie, according to the precept of Horace, has rushed into
+the midst of things, and not taken up the narrative in chronological
+order.
+
+
+ "Where genial Phoebus darts his fiercest rays,
+ Parching with heat intense the torrid zone:
+ No fanning western breeze his rage allays;
+ No passing cloud, with kindly shade o'erthrown,
+ His place usurps; but Phoebus reigns alone,
+ In this unfriendly clime a woodland shade,
+ Gloomy and dark with woven boughs o'ergrown,
+ Shed chearful verdure on the neighbouring glade,
+ And to th' o'er-labour'd hind a cool retreat display'd.
+
+
+ Along the margin of th' Atlantic main,
+ Rocks pil'd on rocks yterminate the scene;
+ Save here and there th' incroaching surges gain
+ An op'ning grateful to the daisied green;
+ Save where, ywinding cross the vale is seen
+ A bubbling creek, that spreads on all sides round
+ Its breezy freshness, gladding, well I ween,
+ The op'ning flow'rets that adorn the ground,
+ From her green margin to the ocean's utmost bound.
+
+
+ The distant waters hoarse resounding roar,
+ And fill the list'ning ear. The neighb'ring grove
+ Protects, i'th'midst that rose, a fragrant bow'r,
+ With nicest art compos'd. All nature strove,
+ With all her powers, this favour'd spot to prove
+ A dwelling fit for innocence and joy,
+ Or temple worthy of the god of love.
+ All objects round to mirth and joy invite,
+ Nor aught appears among that could the pleasure blight.
+
+
+ Within there sat, all beauteous to behold!
+ Adorn'd with ev'ry grace, a gentle maid.
+ Her limbs were form'd in nature's choicest mould,
+ Her lovely eyes the coldest bosoms sway'd,
+ And on her breast ten thousand Cupids play'd.
+ What though her skin were not as lilies fair?
+ What though her face confest a darker shade?
+ Let not a paler European dare
+ With glowing Yarico's her beauty to compare.
+
+
+ And if thus perfect were her outward form,
+ What tongue can tell the graces of her mind,
+ Constant in love and in its friendships warm?
+ There blushing modesty with virtue join'd
+ There tenderness and innocence combin'd.
+ Nor fraudful wiles, nor dark deceit she knew,
+ Nor arts to catch the inexperienc'd hind;
+ No swain's attention from a rival drew,
+ For she was simple all, and she was ever true.
+
+
+ There was not one so lovely or so good,
+ Among the num'rous daughters of the plain;
+ 'Twas Yarico each Indian shepherd woo'd;
+ But Yarico each shepherd woo'd in vain;
+ Their arts she view'd not but with cold disdain.
+ For British Inkle's charms her soul confest,
+ His paler charms had caus'd her am'rous pain;
+ Nor could her heart admit another guest,
+ Or time efface his image in her constant breast,
+
+
+ Her generous love remain'd not unreturn'd,
+ Nor was the youthful swain as marble cold,
+ But soon with equal flame his bosom burn'd;
+ His passion soon in love's soft language told,
+ Her spirits cheer'd and bad her heart be bold.
+ Each other dearer than the world beside,
+ Each other dearer than themselves they hold.
+ Together knit in firmest bonds they bide,
+ While days and months with joy replete unnotic'd glide.
+
+
+ Ev'n now beside her sat the British boy,
+ Who ev'ry mark of youth and beauty bore,
+ All that allure the soul to love and joy.
+ Ev'n now her eyes ten thousand charms explore,
+ Ten thousand charms she never knew before.
+ His blooming cheeks confest a lovely glow,
+ His jetty eyes unusual brightness wore,
+ His auburn locks adown his Shoulders flow,
+ And manly dignity is seated on his brow."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE VIII
+
+
+THE ALCHYMIST, A COMEDY, ALTERED FROM BEN JONSON, BY RICHARD BRINSLEY
+SHERIDAN, ESQ.
+
+
+There are few characters, that have risen into higher favour with the
+English nation, than Mr. Sheridan. He was known and admired, as a man of
+successful gallantry, both with the fair sex and his own, before he
+appeared, emphatically speaking, upon the public stage. Since that time,
+his performances, of the Duenna, and the School for Scandal, have been
+distinguished with the public favour beyond any dramatical productions
+in the language. His compositions, in gaiety of humour and spriteliness
+of wit, are without an equal.
+
+Satiated, it should seem, with the applauses of the theatre, he turned
+his attention to public and parliamentary speaking. The vulgar
+prejudice, that genius cannot expect to succeed in two different walks,
+for some time operated against him. But he possessed merit, and he
+compelled applause. He now ranks, by universal consent, as an orator and
+a statesman, with the very first names of an age, that will not perhaps
+be accounted unproductive in genius and abilities.
+
+It was now generally supposed that he had done with the theatre. For our
+own part, we must confess; we entertain all possible veneration for
+parliamentary and ministerial abilities; we should be mortified to rank
+second to any man in our enthusiasm for the official talents of Mr.
+Sheridan: But as the guardians of literature, we regretted the loss of
+his comic powers. We wished to preserve the poet, without losing the
+statesman. Greatly as we admired the opera and the comedy, we conceived
+his unbounded talents capable of something higher still. To say all in a
+word, we looked at his hands for the MISANTHROPE of the British muse.
+
+It is unnecessary to say then, that we congratulate the public upon the
+present essay. It is meaned only as a _jeu d'esprit_. But we consider it
+as the earnest of that perseverance, which we wished to prove, and
+feared to lose. The scene we have extracted, and which, with another,
+that may be considered as a kind of praxis upon the rules, constitutes
+the chief part of the alteration, is apparently personal. How far
+personal satire is commendable in general, and how far it is just in the
+present instance, are problems that we shall leave with our readers.--As
+much as belongs to Jonson we have put in italics.
+
+
+
+ ACT IV
+
+
+ SCENE 4
+
+ _Enter_ Captain Face, _disguised as Lungs, and_ Kastril.
+
+
+ FACE. _Who would you speak with_?
+
+
+ KASTRIL. _Where is the captain?_
+
+
+
+ FACE.
+
+ _Gone, sir, about some business._
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _Gone?_
+
+
+
+ FACE.
+
+ _He will return immediately. But master doctor, his lieutenant
+ is here._
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _Say, I would speak with him._
+
+
+ [_Exit_ Face.
+
+ _Enter_ Subtle.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _Come near, sir.--I know you well.--You are my_ terrae
+ fili--_that is--my boy of land--same three thousand pounds a
+ year._
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _How know you that, old boy?_
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _I know the subject of your visit, and I'll satisfy you. Let us
+ see now what notion you have of the matter. It is a nice point
+ to broach a quarrel right_.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _You lie_.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _How now?--give me the lie?--for what, my boy?_
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _Nay look you to that.--I am beforehand--that's my business_.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _Oh, this is not the art of quarrelling--'tis poor and
+ pitiful_!--What, sir, would you restrict the noble science of
+ debate to the mere lie?--Phaw, that's a paltry trick, that every
+ fool could hit.--A mere Vandal could throw his gantlet, and an
+ Iroquois knock his antagonist down.--No, sir, the art of quarrel
+ is vast and complicated.--Months may worthily be employed in the
+ attainment,--and the exercise affords range for the largest
+ abilities.--To quarrel after the newest and most approved
+ method, is the first of sciences,--the surest test of genius,
+ and the last perfection of civil society.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ You amaze me. I thought to dash the lie in another's face was
+ the most respectable kind of anger.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ O lud, sir, you are very ignorant. A man that can only give the
+ lie is not worth the name of quarrelsome--quite tame and
+ spiritless!--No, sir, the angry boy must understand, beside the
+ QUARREL DIRECT--in which I own you have some proficiency--a
+ variety of other modes of attack;--such as, the QUARREL
+ PREVENTIVE--the QUARREL OBSTREPEROUS--the QUARREL SENSITIVE--the
+ QUARREL OBLIQUE--and the QUARREL PERSONAL.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ O Mr. doctor, that I did but understand half so much of the art
+ of brangling as you do!--What would I give!--Harkee--I'll settle
+ an hundred a year upon you.--But come, go on, go on--
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ O sir! you quite overpower me--why, if you use me thus, you will
+ draw all my secrets from me at once.--I shall almost kick you
+ down stairs the first lecture.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ How!--Kick me down stairs?--Ware that--Blood and oons, sir!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Well, well,--be patient--be patient--Consider, it is impossible
+ to communicate the last touches of the art of petulance, but by
+ fist and toe,--by sword and pistol.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Sir, I don't understand you!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Enough. We'll talk of that another time.--What I have now to
+ explain is the cool and quiet art of debate--fit to be
+ introduced into the most elegant societies--or the most august
+ assemblies.--You, my angry boy, are in parliament?
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ No, doctor.--I had indeed some thoughts of it.--But imagining
+ that the accomplishments of petulance and choler would be of no
+ use there--I gave it up.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Good heavens!--Of no use?--Why, sir, they can be no where so
+ properly.--Only conceive how august a little petulance--and what
+ a graceful variety snarling and snapping would introduce!--True,
+ they are rather new in that connexion.--Believe me, sir, there
+ is nothing for which I have so ardently longed as to meet them
+ there.--I should die contented.--And you, sir,--if you would
+ introduce them--Eh?
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Doctor, you shall be satisfied--I'll be in parliament in a
+ month--I'll be prime minister--LORD HIGH TREASURER of
+ ENGLAND--or, CHANCELLOR of the EXCHEQUER!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Oh, by all means CHANCELLOR of the EXCHEQUER! You are somewhat
+ young indeed--but that's no objection.--Damn me, if the office
+ can ever be so respectably filled as by an angry boy.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ True, true.--But, doctor, we forget your instructions all this
+ time.--Let me see--Ay--first was the QUARREL PREVENTIVE.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Well thought of!--Why, sir, in your new office you will be
+ liable to all sorts of attacks--Ministers always are, and an
+ angry boy cannot hope to escape.--Now nothing, you know, is so
+ much to the purpose as to have the first blow--Blunders are very
+ natural.--Your friends tell one story in the upper house, and
+ you another in the lower--You shall give up a territory to the
+ enemy that you ought to have kept, and when charged with it,
+ shall unluckily drop that you and your colleagues were ignorant
+ of the geography of the country--You foresee an attack--you
+ immediately open--Plans so extensively beneficial--accounts so
+ perfectly consistent--measures so judicious and accurate--no man
+ can question--no man can object to--but a rascal and a
+ knave.--Let him come forward!
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Very good! very good!--For the QUARREL OPSTREPEROUS, that I
+ easily conceive.--An antagonist objects shrewdly--I cannot
+ invent an answer.--In that case, there is nothing to be done but
+ to drown his reasons in noise--nonsense--and vociferation.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Come to my arms, my dear Kastril! O thou art an apt
+ scholar--thou wilt be nonpareil in the art of brawling!--But for
+ the QUARREL SENSITIVE--
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Ay, that I confess I don't understand.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Why, it is thus, my dear boy--A minister is apt to be
+ sore.--Every man cannot have the phlegm of Burleigh.--And an
+ angry boy is sorest of all.--In that case--an objection is made
+ that would dumbfound any other man--he parries it with--my
+ honour--and my integrity--and the rectitude of my intentions--my
+ spotless fame--my unvaried truth--and the greatness of my
+ abilities--And so gives no answer at all.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Excellent! excellent!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ The QUARREL OBLIQUE is easy enough.--It is only to talk in
+ general terms of places and pensions--the loaves and the
+ fishes--a struggle for power--a struggle for power--And it will
+ do excellent well, if at a critical moment--you can throw in a
+ hint of some forty or fifty millions unaccounted for by some
+ people's grandfathers and uncles dead fifty years ago.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Ha! ha! ha!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Lastly, for the QUARREL PERSONAL--It may be infinitely
+ diversified.--I have other instances in my eye,--but I will
+ mention only one.--Minds capable of the widest comprehension,
+ when held back from their proper field, may turn to lesser
+ employments, that fools may wonder at, and canting hypocrites
+ accuse--A CATO might indulge to the pleasures of the bottle, and
+ a CAESAR might play--Unfortunately you may have a CAESAR to
+ oppose you--Let him discuss a matter of finance--that subject is
+ always open--there you have an easy answer. In the former case
+ you parried, here you thrust.--You must admire at his
+ presumption--tell him roundly he is not capable of the
+ subject--and dam his strongest reasons by calling them the
+ reasons of a gambler.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Admirable!--Oh doctor!--I will thank you for ever.--I will do
+ any thing for you!
+
+
+ [Face _enters at the corner of the stage, winks at_ Subtle, _and
+ exit._]
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ "_Come, Sir, the captain will come to us presently--I will have
+ you to my chamber of demonstrations, and show my instrument for
+ quarrelling, with all the points of the compass marked upon it.
+ It will make you able to quarrel to a straw's breadth at
+ moonlight._
+
+
+ Exeunt."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE IX.
+
+
+REFLEXIONS UPON THE PRESENT STATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. BY
+THOMAS PAINE, M.A. &c. 8vo.
+
+
+The revolution of America is the most important event of the present
+century. Other revolutions have originated in immediate personal
+feeling, have pointed only at a few partial grievances, or, preserving
+the tyranny entire, have consisted only in a struggle about the persons
+in whom it should be vested. This only has commenced in an accurate and
+extensive view of things, and at a time when the subject of government
+was perfectly understood. The persons, who have had the principal share
+in conducting it, exhibit a combination of wisdom, spirit and genius,
+that can never be sufficiently admired.
+
+In this honourable list, the name of Mr. Paine by no means occupies the
+lowest place. He is the best of all their political writers. His
+celebrated pamphlet of Common Sense appeared at a most critical period,
+and certainly did important service to the cause of independency. His
+style is exactly that of popular oratory. Rough, negligent and
+perspicuous, it presents us occasionally with the boldest figures and
+the most animated language. It is perfectly intelligible to persons of
+all ranks, and it speaks with energy to the sturdy feelings of
+uncultivated nature. The sentiments of the writer are stern, and we
+think even rancorous to the mother country. They may be the sentiments
+of a patriot, they are not certainly those of a philosopher.
+
+Mr. Paine has thought fit to offer some advice to his countrymen in the
+present juncture, in which, according to some, they stand in
+considerable need of it. The performance is not unworthy of the other
+productions of this author. It has the same virtues and the same
+defects. We have extracted the following passage, as one of the most
+singular and interesting.
+
+
+ "America has but one enemy, and that is England. Of the English
+ it behoves us always to be jealous. We ought to cultivate
+ harmony and good understanding with every other power upon
+ earth. The necessity of this caution will be easily shewn. For
+
+ 1. The united states of America were subject to the government
+ of England. True, they have acknowledged our independence. But
+ pride first struggled as much as she could, and sullenness held
+ off as long as she dare. They have withdrawn their claim upon
+ our obedience, but do you think they have forgot it? To this
+ hour their very news-papers talk daily of dissentions between
+ colony and colony, and the disaffection of this and of that to
+ the continental interest. They hold up one another in absurdity,
+ and look with affirmative impatience, when we shall fall
+ together by the ears, that they may run away with the prize we
+ have so dearly won. It is not in man to submit to a defalcation
+ of empire without reluctance. But in England, where every
+ cobler, slave as he is, hath been taught to think himself a
+ king, never.
+
+ 2. The resemblance, of language, customs, will give them the
+ most ready access to us. The king of England will have
+ emissaries in every corner. They will try to light up discord
+ among us. They will give intelligence of all our weaknesses.
+ Though we have struggled bravely, and conquered like men, we are
+ not without imperfection. Ambition and hope will be for ever
+ burning in the breast of our former tyrant. Dogmatical
+ confidence is the worst enemy America can have. We need not fear
+ the Punic sword. But let us be upon our guard against the arts
+ of Carthage.
+
+ 3. England is the only European state that still possesses an
+ important province upon our continent. The Indian tribes are all
+ that stand between us. We know with what art they lately sought
+ their detested alliance. What they did then was the work of a
+ day. Hereafter if they act against us, the steps they will
+ proceed with will be slower and surer. Canada will be their
+ place of arms. From Canada they will pour down their Indians. A
+ dispute about the boundaries will always be an easy quarrel. And
+ if their cunning can inveigle us into a false security, twenty
+ or thirty years hence we may have neither generals nor soldiers
+ to stop them."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE X.
+
+
+SPEECH OF THE RIGHT HONOURABLE EDMUND BURKE, ON A MOTION FOR AN ADDRESS
+OF THANKS TO HIS MAJESTY (ON THE 28TH OF NOVEMBER, 1783) FOR HIS
+GRACIOUS COMMUNICATION OF A TREATY OF COMMERCE CONCLUDED BETWEEN GEORGE
+THE THIRD, KING, &C. AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
+
+
+We were very apprehensive upon Mr. Burke's coming into administration,
+that this circumstance might have proved a bar to any further additions
+to the valuable collection of his speeches already in the hands of the
+public. If we imagined that our verdict could make any addition to the
+very great and deserved reputation in which they are held, we should not
+scruple to say that were Cicero our contemporary, and Mr. Burke the
+ancient, we are persuaded that there would not be a second opinion upon
+the comparative merits of their orations. In the same degree as the
+principles of the latter are unquestionably more unsullied, and his
+spirit more independent; do we esteem him to excel in originality of
+genius, and sublimity of conception.
+
+We will give two extracts; one animadverting upon the preliminaries of
+peace concluded by the earl of Shelburne; the other a character of David
+Hartley, Esq.
+
+
+ "I know that it has been given out, that by the ability and
+ industry of their predecessors we found peace and order
+ established to our hands; and that the present ministers had
+ nothing to inherit, but emolument and indolence, _otium cum
+ dignitate._ Sir, I will inform you what kind of peace and
+ leisure the late ministers had provided. They were indeed
+ assiduous in their devotion; they erected a temple to the
+ goddess of peace. But it was so hasty and incorrect a structure,
+ the foundation was so imperfect, the materials so gross and
+ unwrought, and the parts so disjointed, that it would have been
+ much easier to have raised an entire edifice from the ground,
+ than to have reduced the injudicious sketch that was made to any
+ regularity of form. Where you looked for a shrine, you found
+ only a vestibule; instead of the chapel of the goddess, there
+ was a wide and dreary lobby; and neither altar nor treasury were
+ to be found. There was neither greatness of design, nor accuracy
+ of finishing. The walls were full of gaps and flaws, the winds
+ whistled through the spacious halls, and the whole building
+ tottered over our heads.
+
+ Mr. Hartley, sir, is a character, that must do honour to his
+ country and to human nature. With a strong and independent
+ judgment, with a capacious and unbounded benevolence, he devoted
+ himself from earliest youth for his brethren and fellow
+ creatures. He has united a character highly simple and
+ inartificial, with the wisdom of a true politician. Not by the
+ mean subterfuges of a professed negociator; not by the dark,
+ fathomless cunning of a mere statesman; but by an extensive
+ knowledge of the interest and character of nations; by an
+ undisguised constancy in what is fit and reasonable; by a clear
+ and vigorous spirit that disdains imposition. He has met the
+ accommodating ingenuity of France; he has met the haughty
+ inflexibility of Spain upon their own ground, and has completely
+ routed them. He loosened them from all their holdings and
+ reserves; he left them not a hole, nor a corner to shelter
+ themselves. He has taught the world a lesson we had long wanted,
+ that simple and unaided virtue is more than a match for the
+ unbending armour of pride, and the exhaustless evolutions of
+ political artifice."
+
+
+FINIS.
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Four Early Pamphlets, by William Godwin
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+Title: Four Early Pamphlets
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+
+ <p><a name="TOP"></a></p>
+ <table class="header" width="100%">
+ <tr>
+ <td rowspan="3"></td>
+ <td align="left">
+ <h2 class="institution"></h2>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left">
+ <h1 class="maintitle">FOUR EARLY PAMPHLETS</h1>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td align="left"> By WILLIAM GODWIN &nbsp; 1783</td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr>
+ <div class="contents">
+ <h2><a name=""></a></h2>
+ <ol>
+ <li><a name="d0e41"></a>
+ [<a href="#essay1" class="ref">A Defense of the Rockingham Party, in Their Late Coalition with
+ the Right Honorable Frederic Lord North</a>]
+
+ </li>
+ <li><a name="d0e46"></a>
+ [<a href="#essay2" class="ref">Instructions to a Statesman</a>]
+
+ </li>
+ <li><a name="d0e51"></a>
+ [<a href="#essay3" class="ref">An Account of the Seminary</a>]
+
+ </li>
+ <li><a name="d0e56"></a>
+ [<a href="#essay4" class="ref">The Herald of Literature</a>]
+
+ </li>
+ </ol>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h2><a name="essay1"></a>
+ A
+
+ DEFENCE
+
+ OF THE
+
+ ROCKINGHAM PARTY,
+
+ IN THEIR LATE
+
+ COALITION
+
+ WITH
+
+ THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
+ FREDERIC LORD NORTH.
+
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ LONDON:
+ Printed for J. STOCKDALE, opposite Burlington House,
+ Piccadilly. 1783.
+ [Price One Shilling and Sixpence.]
+ <em>Entered at Stationers Hall.</em></p>
+ <p><b>
+ A
+
+
+ DEFENCE
+
+
+ OF THE
+
+
+ ROCKINGHAM PARTY,
+
+
+ &amp;c. &amp;c. &amp;c.
+ </b></p>
+ <p>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The present reign will certainly appear
+ to our posterity full of the noblest
+ materials for history. Many circumstances
+ seem to have pointed it out as
+ a very critical period. The general diffusion
+ of science has, in some degree,
+ enlightened the minds of all men; and
+ has cleared such, as have any influence
+ upon the progress of manners and society,
+ from a thousand unworthy pre-possessions.
+
+ The dissipation and luxury
+ that reign uncontrouled have spread effiminacy
+ and irresolution every where.&#8212;The
+ grand defection of the United States
+ of America from the mother country, is
+ one of the most interesting events, that
+ has engaged the attention of Europe for
+ centuries. And the number of extraordinary
+ geniuses that have distinguished
+ themselves in the political world, gives
+ a dignity to the scene. They pour a
+ lustre over the darkest parts of the story,
+ and bestow a beauty upon the tragedy,
+ that it could not otherwise have possessed.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At a time like this, when the attention
+ of mankind has been kept alive by a
+ series of the most important events, we
+ cease to admire at things which would
+ otherwise appear uncommon, and wonders
+ almost lose their name. Even now,
+ however, when men were almost grown
+ callous to novelty, and the youngest of us
+ had, like Cato in the play, lived long
+ enough to be "surprised at nothing," a
+ matter has occurred which few expected,
+
+ and to which, for that reason, men of no
+ great strength of mind, of no nerve of
+ political feeling, scarcely know how to
+ reconcile themselves. I refer to the
+ coalition between the friends of the late
+ marquis of Rockingham and the noble
+ commoner in the blue ribbon.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The manner of blaming this action is
+ palpable and easy. The censure is chiefly
+ directed against that wonderful man,
+ whom, at least in their hearts, his countrymen,
+ I believe, have agreed to regard
+ as the person of brightest genius, and
+ most extensive capacity, that now adorns
+ the British senate. Has not this person,
+ we are asked, for years attacked the noble
+ lord in the most unqualified manner?
+ Is there any aspersion, any insinuation,
+ that he has not thrown out upon his character?
+ Has he not represented him as
+ the weakest man, and the worst minister,
+ to whom the direction of affairs was ever
+ committed? Has he not imputed to his
+ prerogative principles, and his palpable
+ misconduct, the whole catalogue of our
+
+ misfortunes? If such men as these are to
+ unite for the detested purposes of ambition,
+ what security can we have for any
+ thing valuable, that yet remains to us?
+ Is not this the very utmost reach of frontless
+ profligacy? What dependence after
+ this is to be placed in the man, who has
+ thus given the lie to all his professions,
+ and impudently flown in the face of that
+ honest and unsuspecting virtue, which had
+ hitherto given him credit for the rectitude
+ of his intentions?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not mean for the present to enter
+ into a direct answer to these several observations.
+ I leave it to others, to rest
+ the weight of their cause upon sounding
+ exclamations and pompous interogatories.
+ For myself, I am firmly persuaded, that
+ the oftner the late conduct of the Rockingham
+ connexion is summoned to the
+ bar of fair reason, the more cooly it is
+ considered, and the less the examiner is
+ led away by the particular prejudices of
+ this side or of that, the more commendable
+ it will appear. We do not fear the light.
+
+ We do not shun the scrutiny. We are
+ under no apprehensions for the consequences.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will rest my argument upon the regular
+ proof of these three propositions.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ First&#8212;That the Rockingham connexion,
+ was the only connexion by which
+ the country could be well served.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secondly&#8212;That they were not by
+ themselves of sufficient strength to support
+ the weight of administration.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thirdly&#8212;That they were not the men
+ whose services were the most likely to be
+ called for by the sovereign, in the present
+ crisis.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ First&#8212;I am to prove, that the country
+ could not be well served but by the
+ Rockingham connexion.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are three points principally concerned
+ in the constituting a good administration;
+
+ liberal principles, respectable
+ abilities, and incorruptible integrity.&#8212;Let
+ us examine with a view to these, the
+ other four parties in the British government.
+ The connexion of the earl of
+ Shelburne, that of lord North, the Bedford
+ party, and the Scottish. In reviewing
+ these, it is necessary that I should
+ employ a manly freedom, though, at
+ the same time, I should be much unwilling
+ to do a partial injustice to any of
+ them.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is true, there is some difference between
+ the language of the same men in
+ office, and out of office. The Bedford
+ connexion, however, have never been
+ conceived to bear an over favourable
+ aspect to the cause of liberty. They are
+ the avowed enemies of innovation and
+ reform.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Scottish party are pretty much
+ confounded with the set of men that are
+ called, by way of distinction, the king's
+
+ friends. The design of these men has
+ been to exalt regal power and prerogative
+ upon the ruins of aristocracy, and
+ the neck of the people. Arguments, and
+ those by no means of a frivolous description,
+ have been brought to prove, that
+ a most subtle and deep-laid scheme was
+ formed by them, in the beginning of the
+ reign, to subserve this odious purpose.
+ It has been supposed to have been pursued
+ with the most inflexible constancy,
+ and, like a skiff, when it sails along the
+ meandering course of a river, finally to
+ have turned to account the most untoward
+ gales.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lord North, whatever we may suppose
+ to have been his intrinsic abilities, stands
+ forward, as, perhaps, the most unfortunate
+ minister, that this country ever
+ produced. Misfortune overtook him in
+ the assertion of the highest monarchical
+ principles. In spite of misfortune, he
+ adherred inflexibly to that assertion. In
+ the most critical situations he remained
+ in a state of hesitation and uncertainty,
+
+ till the tide, that "taken at the flood,
+ led up to fortune," was lost. His versatility,
+ and the undisguised attachment,
+ that he manifested to emolument and
+ power, were surely unworthy of the stake
+ that was entrusted to him.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In what I have now said, I do not
+ much fear to be contradicted. It was
+ not with a view to such as are attached
+ to any of these parties, that I have taken
+ up the pen. Those who come under this
+ description, are almost universally the advocates
+ of monarchy, and think that they
+ have nothing to regret, but that power
+ and police are not established upon a
+ more uncontrolable footing among us.
+ To such persons I do not address myself.
+ I know of nothing that the friends of
+ lord Rockingham have to offer that can
+ be of any weight with them; and, for
+ my own part, I should blush to say a
+ word, that should tend to conciliate their
+ approbation to a system, in which my
+ heart was interested. The men I wish
+ chiefly to have in view, are those that
+
+ are personally attached to the earl of
+ Shelburne; such as stand aloof from all
+ parties, and are inclined to have but an
+ indifferent opinion of any; and such as
+ have adhered to the connexion I have
+ undertaken to defend, but whose approbation
+ has been somewhat cooled by
+ their late conduct. The two last in particular,
+ I consider as least under the power
+ of prejudice, and most free to the influence
+ of rational conviction.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The friends of freedom have, I believe,
+ in no instance hesitated, but between the
+ Rockingham connexion, and the earl of
+ Shelburne. It is these two then that it
+ remains for me to examine. Lord Shelburne
+ had the misfortune of coming very
+ early upon the public stage. At that time
+ he connected himself with the earl of
+ Bute, and entered with warmth into the
+ opposition to Mr. secretary Pitt. In
+ this system of conduct, however, he did
+ not long persist; he speedily broke with
+ the favourite, and soon after joined the
+ celebrated hero, that had lately been the
+
+ object of his attack. By this person he
+ was introduced to a considerable post
+ in administration. In office, he is
+ chiefly remembered by the very decisive
+ stile of authority and censure he employed,
+ in a public letter, relative to the
+ resistance that was made to the act of
+ 1767, for imposing certain duties in America.
+ From his resignation with lord
+ Chatham, he uniformly and strenuously
+ opposed the measures that were adopted
+ for crushing that resistance. He persevered,
+ with much apparent constancy, in
+ one line of conduct for near ten years, and
+ this is certainly the most plausible period
+ of his story. He first called forth the
+ suspicions of generous and liberal men in
+ every rank of society, by his resolute opposition
+ to the American independency in
+ 1778. But it was in the administration,
+ that seemed to have been formed under so
+ favourable auspices in the spring of 1782,
+ that he came most forward to general
+ examination.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Rockingham connexion, in conformity
+ to what were then supposed to be
+ the wishes of the people, united, though
+ not without some hesitation, with the
+ noble earl and his adherents, in the conduct
+ of public affairs. And how did he
+ reward their confidence? He was careful
+ to retain the question respecting his real
+ sentiments upon the business of America,
+ in as much obscurity as ever. He wrote
+ officially a letter to sir Guy Carleton,
+ which has never seen the light, by which
+ that officer was induced to declare the
+ American independency already irreversibly
+ recognised by the court of London;
+ by which he appears to have deceived
+ all his brother ministers without
+ exception; and by which Mr. Fox in
+ particular, was induced to make the same
+ declaration with general Carleton to foreign
+ courts, and to come forward in the
+ commons peremptorily to affirm, that
+ there was not a second opinion in the
+ cabinet, upon this interesting subject.
+ How must a man of his undisguised and
+ manly character have felt, when, within
+
+ a week from this time, he found the noble
+ earl declaring that nothing had ever been
+ further from his thoughts, than an unconditional
+ recognition; and successfully
+ exerting himself to bring over a majority
+ in the cabinet to the opposite sentiment?
+ Lord Shelburne's obtaining, or accepting,
+ call it which you will, of the office of
+ first lord of the treasury, upon the demise
+ of lord Rockingham, without the
+ privity of his fellow Ministers, was contrary
+ to every maxim of ingenuous conduct,
+ and every principle upon which an
+ association of parties can be supported.
+ The declaration he made, and which was
+ contradicted both by his own friends in
+ the cabinet, and those of Mr. Fox, that
+ he knew of no reason <em>in God's earth</em> for
+ that gentleman's resignation, but that of
+ his having succeeded to the office of
+ premier, was surely sufficiently singular.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But he is celebrated for being a man
+ of large professions, and by these professions
+ he has induced some persons in
+ different classes in society, to esteem him
+
+ the friend of liberty and renovation.
+ What he has held out, however, upon
+ these heads, has not been entirely confident.
+ He has appeared the enthusiastical
+ partizan of the aristocracy, a
+ kind of government, which, carried to its
+ height, is perhaps, of all the different
+ species of despotism, the most intolerable.
+ He has talked in a very particular stile of
+ his fears of reducing the regal power to
+ a shadow, of his desire that the extension
+ of prerogative should keep pace with
+ the confirmation of popular rights, and
+ his resolution, that, if it were in his power
+ to prevent it, a king of England should
+ never be brought to a level with a king
+ of Mahrattas. The true sons of freedom
+ will not certainly be very apprehensive
+ upon this score, and will leave it to the
+ numbers that will ever remain the adherents
+ of monarchical power, to guard
+ the barriers of the throne. In opposition,
+ his declarations in favour of parliamentary
+ reform seemed indeed very decisive.
+ In administration, he was particularly
+ careful to explain away these
+
+ declarations, and to assure the people that
+ he would never employ any influence in
+ support of the measure, but would only
+ countenance it so far as it appeared to be
+ the sense of parliament. In other words,
+ that he would remain neutral, or at most
+ only honour the subject with an eloquent
+ harangue, and interest himself no further
+ respecting it.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us proceed from his language to
+ his conduct in office. Almost every salutary
+ measure of administration, from the
+ resignation of lord North downward,
+ was brought about during the union of
+ the noble earl with the Rockingham
+ connexion. What inference are we to
+ draw from this?&#8212;That administration,
+ as auspicious as it was transitory, has
+ never been charged with more than one
+ error. They were thought too liberal in
+ the distribution of two or three sinecures
+ and pensions. To whom were they
+ distributed? Uniformly, exclusively, to
+ the friends of lord Shelburne. Lord
+ Shelburne proposed them to his august
+
+ colleague, and the marquis, whose faults,
+ if he had any, were an excess of mildness,
+ and an unsuspecting simplicity, perhaps
+ too readily complied. But let it be remembered,
+ that not one of his friends
+ accepted, or to not one of his friends were
+ these emoluments extended. But, if
+ the noble marquis were sparing in the
+ distribution of pensions, the deficiency
+ was abundantly supplied by his successor.
+ While the interests of the people were
+ neglected and forgotten, the attention of
+ the premier was in a considerable degree
+ engrossed by the petty arrangements of
+ office. For one man a certain department
+ of business was marked out; the place had
+ been previously filled by another. Here
+ the first person was at all events to be
+ promoted; and the second gratified with
+ a pension. Thus, in the minute detail
+ of employment, in adjusting the indeclinables
+ of a court calendar, to detach
+ a <em>commis</em> from this department, and to fix
+ a clerk in that, burthen after burthen
+ has been heaped upon the shoulders of a
+ callous and lethargic people.&#8212;But no
+
+ man can say, that the earl of Shelburne
+ has been idle. Beside all this, he has
+ restored peace to his country. His merits
+ in this business, have already been
+ sufficiently agitated. To examine them
+ afresh would lead me too far from the
+ scope of my subject. I will not therefore
+ now detain myself either to exculpate or
+ criminate the minister, to whom, whatever
+ they are, they are principally to be
+ ascribed.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the considerations already suggested,
+ I am afraid thus much may be
+ fairly inferred, that the earl of Shelburne
+ is a man, dark, insidious and inexplicit
+ in his designs; no decided friend
+ of the privileges of the people; and in
+ both respects a person very improper to
+ conduct the affairs of this country. I
+ would hope however, that the celebrated
+ character given of him by the late lord
+ Holland was somewhat too severe. "I
+ have met with many, who by perseverance
+ and labour have made themselves
+
+ Jesuits; it is peculiar to this man
+ to have been born one."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such then is the estimate we are compelled
+ to form of a man who in his professions
+ has sometimes gone as far, as
+ the most zealous votaries of liberty. And
+ what is the inference we shall draw from
+ this? Shall we, for the sake of one man
+ so specious and plausible, learn to think
+ the language of all men equally empty
+ and deceitful? Having once been betrayed,
+ shall we avoid all future risk, by
+ treating every pretender to patriotism and
+ public spirit, as a knave and an impostor?
+ This indeed is a conclusion to which
+ the unprincipled and the vicious are ever
+ propense. They judge of their fellows
+ by themselves, and from the depravity
+ of their own hearts are willing to infer,
+ that every honesty has its price. But
+ the very motive that inclines the depraved
+ to such a mode of reasoning, must, upon
+ the very same account, deter the man of
+ virtue from adopting it. Virtue is originally
+ ever simple and unsuspecting.
+
+ Conscious to its own rectitude, and the
+ integrity of its professions, it naturally
+ expects the same species of conduct from
+ others. By every disappointment of this
+ kind, it is mortified and humbled. Long,
+ very long must it have been baffled, and
+ countless must have been its mortifications,
+ ere it can be induced to adopt a
+ principle of general mistrust. And that
+ such a principle should have so large a
+ spread among persons, whose honesty,
+ candour forbids us to suspect, is surely,
+ of all the paradoxe upon the face of the
+ earth, incomparably the greatest.&#8212;The
+ man of virtue then will be willing, before
+ he gives up all our political connexions
+ without distinction, to go along
+ with me to the review of the only one
+ that yet remains to be examined, that of
+ the late marquis of Rockingham.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Too much perhaps cannot be said in
+ their praise. They have nearly engrossed
+ the confidence of every friend of liberty.
+ They are the only men, whose principles
+ were never darkened with the cloud of suspicion.
+
+ What, let me ask, has been their
+ uniform conduct during the whole course
+ of the reign? They have been ever steady
+ in their opposition, to whatever bore an
+ ill aspect to the cause of freedom, and
+ to the whole train of those political
+ measures, that have terminated in calamity
+ and ruin. They have been twice
+ in administration. Prosperity and power
+ are usually circumstances that prove the
+ severest virtue. While in power how
+ then did this party conduct themselves?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of their first administration the principal
+ measure was the stamp act. A law that
+ restored tranquility to a distracted empire.
+ A law, to which, if succeeding administrations
+ had universally adhered, we had
+ been at this moment, the exclusive allies
+ and patrons of the whole continent of
+ North America. A law, that they carried
+ in opposition to the all-dreaded Mr.
+ Pitt, on the one hand, and on the other,
+ against the inclination of those secret directors,
+ from whose hands they receive
+ their delegated power. They repealed
+ the excise upon cyder. They abolished
+
+ general warrants. And after having
+ been the authors of these and a thousand
+ other benefits in the midst of storms and
+ danger; they quitted their places with a
+ disinterestedness, that no other set of
+ men have imitated. They secured neither
+ place, pension, nor reversion to themselves,
+ or any of their adherents.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their second administration was indeed
+ very short. But it was crowded
+ with the most salutary measures. The
+ granting a full relief to Ireland. The
+ passing several most important bills of
+ oeconomy and reformation. The passing
+ the contractors bill. The carrying
+ into effect that most valuable measure,
+ the abolishing the vote of custom-house
+ officers in the election of members of
+ parliament. And lastly, the attempt to
+ atchieve, that most important of all objects,
+ the establishment of an equal representation.
+ What might not have been
+ expected from their longer continuance
+ in office?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I will not confine myself to the
+ consideration of their conduct as a body.
+ The characters of the individuals of which
+ they are composed, will still further illustrate
+ their true principles, and furnish a
+ strong additional recommendation of them,
+ to every friend of virtue and of liberty.
+ That I may not overcharge this part of
+ my subject, I will only mention two or
+ three of their most distinguished leaders.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The character of the present chancellor
+ of the exchequer is entirely an <em>unique</em>.
+ Though mixing in all the busy scenes of
+ life, though occupying for many years a
+ principal place in the political affairs of
+ this country, he has <em>kept himself unspotted
+ from the world</em>.&#8212;The word of the elder
+ Cato was esteemed so sacred with the Romans,
+ that it became a proverb among
+ them respecting things, so improbable,
+ that their truth could not be established
+ even by the highest authority, "I would
+ not believe it, though it were told me
+ by Cato." And in an age much more
+
+ dissipated than that of Cato, the integrity
+ and honour of the noble lord I
+ have mentioned, has become equally proverbial.
+ Not bonds, nor deeds, nor all
+ the shackles of law, are half so much
+ to be depended upon as is his lightest
+ word. He is deaf to all the prejudices of
+ blood or private friendship, and has no
+ feelings but for his country.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the duke of Portland, I can say
+ the less, as not having had an opportunity
+ of knowing much respecting him.
+ His candour and his honour have never
+ been questioned. And I remember, in
+ the debate upon the celebrated secession
+ of the Rockingham party, upon the death
+ of their leader, to have heard his abilities
+ particularly vouched in very strong
+ terms, by Mr. chancellor Pitt, and the
+ present lord Sidney. The latter in particular,
+ though one of my lord Shelburne's
+ secretaries of state, fairly avowed
+ in so many words, that he should have been
+ better satisfied with the appointment of
+ his grace, to the office he now holds,
+
+ than he was, with the noble lord, under
+ whom he acted.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The character of lord Keppel, with
+ persons not attached to any party, has
+ usually been that of a man of much honesty
+ and simplicity, without any remarkable
+ abilities. It is a little extraordinary
+ however, that, though forced
+ by a combination of unfavourable circumstances
+ into a public speaker, he is yet,
+ even in that line, very far from contempt.
+ His speeches are manly, regular, and to
+ the purpose. His defence upon his trial
+ at Portsmouth, in which he must naturally
+ be supposed to have had at least a
+ principal share, has, in my opinion,
+ much beauty of composition. The adversaries
+ of this party, though unwilling
+ to admit that the navy was so much improved
+ under his auspices as was asserted,
+ have yet, I believe, universally acknowledged
+ his particular activity and diligence.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I come to the great beast of his
+ own party, and the principal object of
+ attack to their enemies, the celebrated
+ Mr. Fox. Men of formality and sanctity
+ have complained of him as dissipated.
+ They do not pretend however to aggravate
+ their accusation, by laying to his
+ charge any of the greater vices. His contempt
+ of money, and his unbounded generosity,
+ are universally confessed. Let
+ such then know, that dissipation, so qualified,
+ is a very slight accusation against
+ a public man, if indeed it deserves a serious
+ consideration. In all expansive
+ minds, in minds formed for an extensive
+ stage, to embrace the welfare and the interest
+ of nations, there is a certain incessant
+ activity, a principle that must be
+ employed. Debar them from their proper
+ field, and it will most inevitably run
+ out into excesses, which perhaps had
+ better have been avoided. But do these
+ excrescences, which only proceed from the
+ richness and fertility of the soil, disqualify
+ a man for public business? Far,
+ very far from it. Where ever was there
+
+ a man, who pushed dissipation and debauchery
+ to a greater length, than my
+ lord Bolingbroke? And yet it is perhaps
+ difficult to say, whether there ever
+ existed a more industrious, or an abler
+ minister. The peace of Utrecht, concluded
+ amidst a thousand difficulties,
+ from our allies abroad, and our parties,
+ that were never so much exasperated
+ against each other at home; must ever
+ remain the monument of his glory. His
+ opposition to sir Robert Walpole seems
+ evidently to have been founded upon the
+ most generous principles. And though
+ the warmth and ebullition of his passions
+ evermore broke in upon his happiest attempts,
+ yet were his exertions in both instances
+ attended with the most salutary
+ consequences. But Mr. Fox appears to
+ me to possess all the excellencies, without
+ any of the defects of lord Bolingbroke.
+ His passions have, I believe,
+ never been suspected of having embroiled
+ the affairs of his party, and he has uniformly
+ retained the confidence of them
+ all. His friendships have been solid and
+
+ unshaken. His conduct cool and intrepid.
+ The littleness of jealousy never
+ discoloured a conception of his heart.
+ In office he was more constant and indefatigable,
+ than lord Bolingbroke himself.
+ All his lesser pursuits seemed annihilated,
+ and he was swallowed up in
+ the direction of public affairs.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He has been accused of ambition.
+ Ambition is a very ambiguous term. In
+ its lowest sense, it sinks the meanest, and
+ degrades the dirtiest of our race. In its
+ highest, I cannot agree with those who
+ stile it the defect of noble minds. I
+ esteem it worthy of the loudest commendation,
+ and the most assiduous culture.
+ Mr. Fox's is certainly not an ambition
+ of emolument. Nobody dreams
+ it. It is not an ambition, that can be
+ gratified by the distribution of places and
+ pensions. This is a passion, that can
+ only dwell in the weakest and most imbecil
+ minds. Its necessary concomitants,
+ are official inattention and oscitancy.
+ No. The ambition of this hero is a generous
+
+ thirst of fame, and a desire of possessing
+ the opportunity of conferring the
+ most lasting benefits upon his country.
+ It is an instinct, that carries a man forward
+ into the field of fitness, and of
+ God.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The vulgar, incapable of comprehending
+ these exalted passions, are apt upon
+ the slightest occasions to suspect, that
+ this heroical language is only held out
+ to them for a lure, and that the most
+ illustrious characters among us are really
+ governed by passions, equally incident to
+ the meanest of mankind. Let such examine
+ the features and the manners of
+ Mr. Fox. Was that man made for a
+ Jesuit? Is he capable of the dirty, laborious,
+ insidious tricks of a hypocrite?
+ Is there not a certain manliness about
+ him, that disdains to mislead? Are not
+ candour and sincerity, bluntness of manner,
+ and an unstudied air, conspicuous in
+ all he does?&#8212;I know not how far the
+ argument may go with others, with me,
+ I confess, it has much weight. I believe
+
+ a man of sterling genius, incapable of the
+ littlenesses and meannesses, incident to the
+ vulgar courtier. What are the principal
+ characteristics of genius? Are they not
+ large views, infinite conceptions, a certain
+ manliness and intrepidity of thinking?
+ But all real and serious vice originates
+ in selfish views, narrow conceptions,
+ and intellectual cowardice. A man
+ of genius may possibly be thoughtless,
+ dissipated and unstudied; but he cannot
+ avoid being constant, generous, and sincere.
+ The union of first rate abilities
+ with malignity, avarice, and envy, seems
+ to me very nearly as incredible a phenomenon,
+ as a mermaid, a unicorn, or a
+ phoenix.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot overcome the propensity I feel
+ to add Mr. Burke to this illustrious catalogue,
+ though the name of this gentleman
+ leads me out of the circle of the
+ cabinet. Mr. Burke raised himself from
+ an obscure situation, by the greatness of
+ his abilities, and his unrivalled genius.
+ Never was distinction more nobly earned.
+
+ Of every species of literary composition
+ he is equally a master. He excels alike in
+ the most abstruse metaphysical disquisition,
+ and in the warmest and most spirited
+ painting. His rhetoric is at once ornamented
+ and sublime. His satire is polished
+ and severe. His wit is truly Attic.
+ Luxuriant in the extreme, his allusions
+ are always striking, and always happy.
+ But to enumerate his talents, is to tell
+ but half his praise. The application he
+ has made of them is infinitely more to his
+ honour. He has devoted himself for his
+ country. The driest and most laborious
+ investigations have not deterred him.
+ Among a thousand other articles, that
+ might be mentioned, his system of oeconomical
+ reform must for ever stand forth,
+ alike the monument of his abilities, and
+ his patriotism. His personal character is
+ of the most amiable kind. Humanity and
+ benevolence are strongly painted in his
+ countenance. His transactions with lord
+ Rockingham were in the highest degree
+ honourable to him. And the more they
+ are investigated, and the better they are
+
+ understood, the more disinterestedness of
+ virtue, and generous singularity of thinking,
+ will be found to have been exhibited
+ on both sides.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is necessary perhaps, that I should say
+ a word respecting the aristocratical principles
+ of this gentleman, by which he is
+ distinguished from the rest of his party.
+ To these principles I profess myself an
+ enemy. I am sorry they should be entertained
+ by a person, for whom, in every
+ other respect, I feel the highest veneration.
+ But the views of that man must be
+ truly narrow, who will give up the character
+ of another, the moment he differs
+ from him in any of his principles. I am
+ sure Mr. Burke is perfectly sincere in his
+ persuasion. And I hope I have long since
+ learned not to question the integrity of
+ any man, upon account of his tenets,
+ whether in religion or politics, be they
+ what they may. I rejoice however, that
+ this gentleman has connected himself with
+ a set of men, by the rectitude of whose
+ views, I trust, the ill tendency of any such
+
+ involuntary error will be effectually counteracted.
+ In the mean time this deviation
+ of Mr. Burke from the general principles
+ of his connexion, has given occasion
+ to some to impute aristocratical views
+ to the whole party. The best answer to
+ this, is, that the parliamentary reform was
+ expressly stipulated by lord Rockingham,
+ in his coalition with the earl of Shelburne,
+ as one of the principles, upon
+ which the Administration of March,
+ 1782, was formed.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From what has been said, I consider
+ my first proposition as completely established,
+ that the Rockingham party was
+ the only connexion of men, by which
+ the country could be well served.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would however just observe one thing
+ by the way. I forsee that my first proposition
+ lies open to a superficial and
+ childish kind of ridicule. But in order
+ to its operation, it is not necessary to say,
+ that the friends of lord Rockingham
+ were persuaded, that the country could
+
+ not be well served, but by themselves.
+ In reality, this is the proper and philosophical
+ state of it: that each individual
+ of that connexion was persuaded, that the
+ country could not be well served but by
+ his friends. And I trust, it has now appeared,
+ that this was a just and rational
+ persuasion.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next argument adduced in conformation
+ of my thesis, is, that they
+ were not by themselves of sufficient
+ strength, to support the weight of administration.
+ It is certainly a melancholy
+ consideration, that there should not
+ be virtue enough left in a people to
+ support an administration of honest views
+ and uniform principles, against all the
+ cabals of faction. This however, is incontrovertibly
+ the case with Britain.
+ The bulk of her inhabitants are become,
+ in a very high degree, inattentive, and
+ indifferent to the conduct of her political
+ affairs. This has been, at one time,
+ ascribed to their despair of the commonwealth,
+ and their mortification in
+
+ perceiving a certain course of mal-administration
+ persisted in, in defiance of the
+ known sense of the country. At another
+ time, it has been imputed to their experience
+ of the hollowness of all our public
+ pretenders to patriotism. I am afraid,
+ the cause is to be sought in something,
+ more uniform in it's operation, and less
+ honourable to the lower ranks of society,
+ than either of these. In a word, luxury
+ and dissipation have every where loosened
+ the bands of political union. The interest
+ of the public has been forgotten by
+ all men; and we have been taught to
+ laugh at the principles, by which the
+ patriots of former ages were induced, to
+ sacrifice their fortunes and their lives for
+ the welfare of their citizens. Provided
+ the cup of enjoyment be not dashed from
+ our own lips, and the pillow of sloth
+ torn away from our own heads, we do
+ not ask, what shall be the fate of our liberties,
+ our posterity, and our country.
+ Disinterested affection seems to have taken
+ up her last refuge in a few choice spirits,
+ and elevated minds, who appear among
+
+ us, like the inhabitants of another world.
+ In the mean time, while the lower people
+ have been <em>careful for none of these things</em>,
+ they have been almost constantly decided
+ in the senate, not by a view to their intrinsic
+ merits, but in conformity to the
+ jarring interests, and the inexplicable cabals
+ of faction. In such a situation, alas!
+ what can unprotected virtue do? Destitute
+ of all that comeliness that allures;
+ stripped of that influence that gives
+ weight and consideration; and unskilled
+ in the acts of intrigue?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In conformity to these ideas, when the
+ choice of an administration was once
+ again thrown back upon the people, in
+ March, 1782, we perceive, that no one
+ party found themselves sufficiently strong
+ for the support of government; and a
+ coalition became necessary between the
+ Rockingham connexion, and a person
+ they never cordially approved, the earl of
+ Shelburne. Even thus supported, and
+ called to the helm, with perhaps as much
+ popularity, as any administration ever enjoyed,
+
+ they did not carry their measure
+ in parliament without difficulty. The
+ inconsiderate and interested did even
+ think proper to ridicule their imbecility;
+ particularly in the house of lords. The
+ most unsuspected of all our patriots, Mr.
+ Burke, was reduced to the necessity of
+ so far contracting his system of reform
+ upon this account, as to have afforded a
+ handle to superficial raillery and abuse.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But turn we to the administration that
+ succeeded them; who still retained some
+ pretensions to public spirit; and among
+ whom there remained several individuals,
+ whose claim to political integrity was indisputably.
+ Weaker than the ministry of
+ lord Rockingham, to what shifts were
+ they not reduced to preserve their precarious
+ power? These are the men, who
+ have been loudest in their censures of the
+ late coalition. And yet did not they form
+ coalitions, equally extraordinary with that
+ which is now under consideration? To
+ omit the noble lord who presided at the
+ treasury board, and to confine myself to
+
+ those instances, which Mr. Fox had occasion
+ to mention in treating my subject.
+ Was there not the late chancellor of the
+ exchequer, who has been severest in his
+ censures of lord North, and the lord advocate
+ of Scotland, who was his principal
+ supporter, and was for pushing the American
+ measures, even to greater lengths,
+ than the noble patron himself? Was there
+ not the master general of the ordnance,
+ who has ever gone farthest in his view of
+ political reform, and declaimed most
+ warmly against secret influence; and the
+ lord chancellor, the most determined
+ enemy of reform, and who has been supposed
+ the principal vehicle of that influence?
+ Lastly, was there not, in the same
+ manner, the secretary of state for the
+ home department, who was most unwearied
+ in his invectives against lord
+ Bute; and the right honourable Mr. Jenkinson,
+ who has been considered by the
+ believers in the invisible power of that
+ nobleman, as the chief instrument of his
+ designs.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these examples of the necessity
+ of powerful support and extensive combination,
+ what mode of conduct was it,
+ that it was most natural, most virtuous,
+ and most wise, for the Rockingham connexion
+ to adopt? I confess, I can perceive
+ none more obvious, or more just,
+ than that which they actually adopted, a
+ junction with the noble commoner in the
+ blue ribbon. At least, from what has
+ been said, I trust, thus much is evident
+ beyond control, that they had just reason
+ to consider themselves abstractedly, as too
+ weak for the support of government.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still further to strengthen my argument,
+ I affirm, in the third place, that
+ they were not the men, whose services
+ were likely to be called for by the Sovereign.
+ I believe, that this proposition
+ will not be thought to stand in need of
+ any very abstruse train of reasoning to
+ support it. The late events respecting it
+ have been, instead of a thousand arguments.
+ From an apprehension, probably,
+ of the uncourtierliness of their temper,
+
+ and their inflexible attachment to a
+ system; it seems to appear by those
+ events, that the sovereign had contracted
+ a sort of backwardness to admit them into
+ his councils, which it is to be hoped,
+ was only temporary. It was however
+ such, as, without any other apparent
+ cause to cooperate with it, alone sufficed
+ to delay the forming an administration for
+ six weeks, in a most delicate and critical
+ juncture. Even the union of that noble
+ person, who had been considered as his
+ majesty's favourite minister, did not appear
+ to be enough to subdue the averseness.
+ However then we may hope, that
+ untainted virtue and superior abilities,
+ when more intimately known, may be
+ found calculated to surmount prejudices
+ and conciliate affection; it seems but too
+ evident, that in the critical moment,
+ those men, by whom alone we have endeavoured
+ to prove, that the country
+ could be well served, would not voluntarily
+ have been thought on.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it does not seem to have been
+ enough considered, at what time the
+ coalition was made. The Rockingham
+ connexion, along with thousands of their
+ fellow citizens, who were unconnected
+ with any party, were induced, from the
+ purest views, to disapprove of the late
+ treaty of peace. The voting with the
+ friends of lord North upon that question,
+ was a matter purely incidental. By that
+ vote however, in which a majority of the
+ commons house of parliament was included,
+ the administration of lord Shelburne
+ was dissolved. It was not till after
+ the dissolution was really effected, that
+ the coalition took place. In this situation
+ something was necessary to be done.
+ The nation was actually without a ministry.
+ It was a crisis that did not admit
+ of hesitation and delay. The country
+ must, if a system of delay had been adopted,
+ have immediately been thrown back
+ into the hands of those men, from whom
+ it had been so laboriously forced scarce
+ twelve months before; or it must have
+ been committed to the conduct of persons
+
+ even less propitious to the cause of
+ liberty, and the privileges of the people.
+ A situation, like this, called for a firm
+ and manly conduct. It was no longer a
+ time to stoop to the yoke of prejudice.
+ It was a time, to burst forth into untrodden
+ paths; to lose sight of the hesitating
+ and timid; and generously to adventure
+ upon a step, that should rather have in
+ view substantial service, than momentary
+ applause; and should appeal from the
+ short-sighted decision of systematic prudence,
+ to the tribunal of facts, and the
+ judgment of posterity.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But why did I talk of the tribunal of
+ facts? Events are not within the disposition
+ of human power. "'Tis not in mortals
+ to command success." And the characters
+ of wisdom and virtue, are therefore
+ very properly considered by all men, who
+ pretend to sober reflection, as independent
+ of it. If then, as I firmly believe,
+ the coalition was founded in the wisest
+ and most generous views, the man, that
+ values himself upon his rational nature,
+
+ will not wait for the event. He will
+ immediately and peremptorily decide
+ in its favour. Though it should be
+ annihilated to-morrow; though it had
+ been originally frustrated in its views,
+ respecting the continuation of a ministry;
+ he would not hesitate to pronounce, that
+ it was formed in the most expansive and
+ long-sighted policy, in the noblest and
+ most prudent daring, in the warmest generosity,
+ and the truest patriotism.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it will be said, a coalition of parties
+ may indeed be allowed to be in many
+ cases proper and wise; but a coalition between
+ parties who have long treated each
+ other with the extremest rancour, appears
+ a species of conduct, abhorrent to the unadulterated
+ judgment, and all the native
+ prepossessions of mankind. It plucks away
+ the very root of unsuspecting confidence,
+ and can be productive of nothing, but
+ anarchy and confusion.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In answer to this argument, I will not
+ cite the happy effects of the coalition between
+
+ parties just as opposite, by which
+ Mr. Pitt was introduced into office in the
+ close of a former reign. Still less will I
+ cite the coalition of the earl of Shelburne,
+ with several leaders of the Bedford connexion,
+ and others, whose principles were
+ at least as inimical to the popular cause,
+ and the parliamentary reform, as those of
+ Lord North; and the known readiness of
+ him and his friends to have formed a
+ junction with the whole of that connexion.
+ I need not even hint at the probability
+ there exists, that the noble lord
+ then in administration, would have been
+ happy to have formed the very coalition
+ himself, which he is willing we should
+ so much reprobate in another. I need
+ not mention the suspicions, that naturally
+ suggested themselves upon the invincible
+ silence of his party, respecting the mal-administration
+ of lord North, for so long
+ a time; and their bringing forward the
+ singular charge of fifty unaccounted millions
+ at the very moment that the coalition
+ was completed. I should be sorry
+ to have it supposed, that the connexion
+
+ I am defending, ever took an example
+ from the late premier, for one article of
+ their conduct. And I think the mode of
+ vindicating them, not from temporary
+ examples, but from eternal reason, as it
+ is in itself most striking and most honourable,
+ so is it not a whit less easy and
+ obvious.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let it be remembered then, in the first
+ place, that there was no other connexion,
+ sufficiently unquestionable in their
+ sincerity, and of sufficient weight in the
+ senate, with which to form a coalition.
+ The Bedford party, had they even been
+ willing to have taken this step in conjunction
+ with the friends of lord Rockingham,
+ were already stripped of some of
+ their principal and ablest members, by
+ the arts of lord Shelburne. Whether these
+ ought to be considered in sound reason, as
+ more or less obnoxious than lord North,
+ I will not take upon me to determine.
+ Certain I am, that the Scottish connexion
+ were, of all others, the most suspicious
+ in themselves, and the most odious to
+
+ the people. The only choice then that
+ remained, was that which was made. The
+ only subject for deliberation, was, whether
+ this choice were more or less laudable
+ than, on the other hand, the deserting
+ entirely the interests of their country,
+ and leaving the vessel of the state to the
+ mercy of the winds.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secondly, I would observe that the
+ principal ground of dispute between lord
+ North and his present colleagues in administration,
+ was done away by the termination
+ of the American war. An impeachment
+ of the noble lord for his past
+ errors was perfectly out of the question.
+ No one was mad enough to expect it. A
+ vein of public spirit, diffusing itself among
+ all ranks of society, is the indispensible
+ concomitant of impeachments and attainder.
+ And such a temper, I apprehend,
+ will not be suspected to be characteristic
+ of the age in which we live. But
+ were it otherwise, the Rockingham connexion
+ certainly never stood in the way
+ of an impeachment, had it been meditated.
+
+ And, exclusive of this question, I
+ know of no objection, that applies particular
+ to the noble lord, in contradistinction
+ to any of the other parties into which
+ we are divided.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, in the third place, the terms upon
+ which the coalition was made, form a most
+ important article of consideration in
+ estimating its merits. They are generally
+ understood to have been these two; that
+ the Rockingham connexion should at all
+ times have a majority in the cabinet; and
+ that lord North should be removed to
+ that "hospital of incurables," as lord
+ Chesterfield has stiled it, the house of
+ lords. Surely these articles are the happiest
+ that could have been conceived for
+ preserving the power of administration, as
+ much as may be, with the friends of the
+ people. Places, merely of emolument and
+ magnificence, must be bestowed somewhere.
+ Where then can they be more
+ properly lodged, than in the hands of
+ those who are best able to support a liberal
+ and virtuous administration?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I beg leave to add once more, in the
+ fourth place, that, whatever the demerits
+ of lord North as a minister may be supposed
+ to have been, he is perhaps, in a
+ thousand other respects, the fittest man in
+ the world to occupy the second place in
+ a junction of this sort. The union of the
+ Rockingham connexion with the earl of
+ Shelburne last year, was, I will admit, less
+ calculated to excite popular astonishment,
+ and popular disapprobation, than the present.
+ In the eye of cool reason and sober
+ foresight, I am apt to believe, it was
+ much less wise and commendable. Lord
+ Shelburne, though he has been able to win
+ over the good opinion of several, under the
+ notion of his being a friend of liberty, is
+ really, in many respects, stiffly aristocratical,
+ or highly monarchical. Lord Shelburne
+ is a man of insatiable ambition, and
+ who pursues the ends of that ambition by
+ ways the most complex and insidious.
+ The creed of lord North, whatever it may
+ be, upon general political questions, is
+ consistent and intelligible. For my own
+ part, I do not believe him to be ambitious.
+
+ It is not possible, with his indolent and
+ easy temper, that he should be very susceptible
+ to so restless a passion. In the
+ heroical sense of that word, he sits loose
+ to fame. He is undoubtedly desirous, by
+ all the methods that appear to him honourable
+ and just, to enrich and elevate his
+ family. He wishes to have it in his power
+ to oblige and to serve his friends. But I
+ am exceedingly mistaken, if he entered into
+ the present alliance from views of authority
+ and power. Upon the conditions I
+ have mentioned, it was a scheme, congenial
+ only to a man of a dark and plotting
+ temper. But the temper of lord North is
+ in the highest degree candid, open and
+ undisguised. Easy at home upon every
+ occasion, there is not a circle in the world
+ to which his presence would not be an
+ addition. It is calculated to inspire unconstraint
+ and confidence into every breast.
+ Simple and amiable is the just description
+ of his character in every domestic
+ relation; constant and unreserved in his
+ connexions of friendship. The very versatility
+ and pliableness, so loudly condemned
+
+ in his former situation, is now
+ an additional recommendation. Is this
+ the man, for whose intrigues and conspiracies
+ we are bid to tremble?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another charge that has been urged
+ against the coalition, is, that it was a step
+ that dictated to the sovereign, and excluded
+ all, but one particular set of men,
+ from the national councils. The first
+ part of this charge is somewhat delicate
+ in its nature. I shall only say respecting
+ it, that, if, as we have endeavoured to
+ prove, there were but one connexion, by
+ which the business of administration could
+ be happily discharged, the friend of liberty,
+ rejoicing in the auspicious event,
+ will not be very inquisitive in respect to
+ the etiquette, with which they were introduced
+ into the government. In the
+ mean time, far from intending an exclusion,
+ they declared publicly, that they
+ would be happy to receive into their body
+ any man of known integrity and abilities,
+ from whatever party he came. The declaration
+ has never been contradicted.&#8212;Strangers
+
+ to the remotest idea of proscription,
+ they erected a fortress, where every
+ virtue, and every excellence might find a
+ place.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only remaining objection to the
+ coalition that I know of, that it shocks
+ established opinions, is not, I think, in
+ itself, calculated to have much weight,
+ and has, perhaps, been sufficiently animadverted
+ upon, as we went along, in
+ what has been already said. The proper
+ question is, was it a necessary step? Was
+ there any other way, by which the country
+ could be redeemed? If a satisfactory
+ answer has been furnished to these enquiries,
+ the inevitable conclusion in my
+ opinion is, that the more it mocked established
+ opinions, and the more intellectual
+ nerve it demanded, the more merit
+ did it possess, and the louder applause is
+ its due.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not inclined to believe, that a majority
+ of my countrymen, upon reflection,
+ have disapproved this measure. I am
+
+ happy to perceive, that so much of that
+ good sense and manly thinking in public
+ questions, that has for ages been considered
+ as the characteristic quality of Englishmen,
+ is still left among us. There can
+ be nothing more honourable than this.&#8212;By
+ it our commonalty, though unable indeed
+ to forestal the hero and the man of
+ genius in his schemes, do yet, if I may
+ be allowed the expression, tread upon his
+ heels, and are prepared to follow him in
+ all his views, and to glow with all his
+ sentiments.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sensible however, that in the first blush
+ of such a scheme, its enemies must necessarily
+ find their advantage in entrenching
+ themselves behind those prejudices,
+ that could not be eradicated in a moment,
+ I was willing to wait for the hour of
+ calmness and deliberation. I resolved
+ cooly to let the first gush of prepossession
+ blow over, and the spring tide of censure
+ exhaust itself. I believed, that such a
+ cause demanded only a fair and candid
+
+ hearing. I have endeavoured to discharge
+ my part in obtaining for it such a hearing.
+ And I must leave the rest to my
+ readers.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Among these there probably will be
+ some, who, struck with the force of the arguments
+ I have adduced on the one hand,
+ and entangled in their favourite prejudices
+ on the other, will remain in a kind of
+ suspence; ashamed to retract their former
+ opinions, but too honest to deny all
+ weight and consideration to those I have
+ defended. To these I have one word to
+ say, and with that one word I will conclude.
+ I will suppose you to confess, that
+ appearances, exclusive of the controverted
+ step, are in a thousand instances favourable
+ to the new ministers. They have
+ made the strongest professions, and the
+ largest promises of attachment to the general
+ cause. To professions and promises
+ I do not wish you to trust. I should blush
+ to revive the odious and exploded maxim,
+ not men, but measures. If you cannot place
+
+ some confidence in the present administration,
+ I advise you, as honest men, to do every
+ thing in your power to drive them from
+ the helm. But you will hardly deny, that
+ all their former conduct has afforded reasons
+ for confidence. You are ready to admit,
+ that, in no instance, but one, have
+ they committed their characters. In that
+ one instance, they have much to say for
+ themselves, and it appears, at least, very
+ possible, that they may have been acted
+ in it, by virtuous and generous principles,
+ even though we should suppose them
+ mistaken. Remember then, that popularity
+ and fame are the very nutriment of
+ virtue. A thirst for fame is not a weakness.
+ It is "the noble mind's distinguishing
+ perfection." If then you would
+ bind administration by tenfold ties to the
+ cause of liberty, do not withdraw from
+ them your approbation till they have
+ forfeited it, by betraying, in one plain and
+ palpable instance, the principles upon
+ which they have formerly acted. I believe
+ they need no new bonds, but are unchangeably
+
+ fixed in the generous system,
+ with which they commenced. But thus
+ much is certain. If any thing can detach
+ them from this glorious cause; if any thing
+ can cool their ardour for the common
+ weal, there is nothing that has half so
+ great a tendency to effect this, as unmerited
+ obloquy and disgrace.
+
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+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h2><a name="essay2"></a>
+ INSTRUCTIONS
+
+ TO A
+
+ STATESMAN.
+
+ HUMBLY INSCRIBED TO
+
+ THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
+
+ GEORGE EARL TEMPLE.
+
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ M.DCC.LXXXIV.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ TO
+ THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
+ GEORGE EARL TEMPLE.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MY LORD,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following papers fell into
+ my hands by one of those
+ unaccountable accidents, so frequent
+ in human life, but which
+ in the relation appear almost incredible.
+ I will not however
+ trouble your lordship with the
+ story. If they be worthy of the
+ press, it is of no great consequence
+ to the public how they found their
+ way thither. If they afford your
+ lordship a moment's amusement,
+ amidst the weightier cares incident
+ to your rank and fortune, I have
+ obtained my end.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have endeavoured in vain to
+ investigate who was their author,
+ and to whom they were addressed.
+ It should seem, from the internal
+ evidence of the composition, that
+ they were written by a person, who
+ was originally of a low rank or a
+ menial station, but who was distinguished
+ by his lord for those
+ abilities and talents, he imagined
+ he discovered in him. I have
+ learned, by a kind of vague tradition,
+ upon which I can place little
+ dependence, that the noble pupil
+ was the owner of a magnificent
+ <i>ch&acirc;teau</i> not a hundred miles from
+ your lordship's admired seat in
+ the county of Buckingham. It is
+ said that this nobleman, amidst a
+ thousand curiosities with which his
+ gardens abounded, had the unaccountable
+
+ whim of placing a kind
+ of artificial hermit in one of its
+ wildest and most solitary recesses.
+ This hermit it seems was celebrated
+ through the whole neighbourhood,
+ for his ingenuity in the carving of
+ tobacco-stoppers, and a variety of
+ other accomplishments. Some of
+ the peasants even mistook him for
+ a conjuror. If I might be allowed
+ in the conjectural licence of an
+ editor, I should be inclined to
+ ascribe the following composition
+ to this celebrated and ingenious
+ solitaire.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since however this valuable tract
+ remains without an owner, I
+ thought it could not be so properly
+ addressed to any man as your
+ lordship. I would not however
+
+ be misunderstood. I do not imagine
+ that the claim this performance
+ has upon the public attention,
+ consists in the value and excellence
+ of it's precepts. On the contrary,
+ I consider it as the darkest and
+ most tremendous scheme for the
+ establishment of despotism that
+ ever was contrived. If the public
+ enter into my sentiments upon the
+ subject, they will consider it as
+ effectually superseding Machiavel's
+ celebrated treatise of The Prince,
+ and exhibiting a more deep-laid
+ and desperate system of tyranny.
+ For my part, I esteem these great
+ and destructive vices of so odious
+ a nature, that they need only be exposed
+ to the general view in order
+ to the being scouted by all. And if,
+ which indeed I cannot possibly
+
+ believe, there has been any noble
+ lord in this kingdom mean enough
+ to have studied under such a preceptor,
+ I would willingly shame
+ him out of his principles, and hold
+ up to him a glass, which shall convince
+ him how worthy he is of
+ universal contempt and abhorrence.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The true reason, my lord, for
+ which I have presumed to prefix
+ your name to these sheets is, that the
+ contrast between the precepts they
+ contain, and the ingenuous and
+ manly character that is universally
+ attributed to your lordship, may
+ place them more strongly in the
+ light they deserve. And yet I
+ doubt not there will be some readers
+ perverse enough to imagine
+ that you are the true object of the
+
+ composition. They will find out
+ some of those ingenious coincidences,
+ by which The Rape of the
+ Lock, was converted into a political
+ poem, and the <i>Telemaque</i> of
+ the amiable Fenelon into a satire
+ against the government under
+ which he lived. I might easily
+ appeal, against these treacherous
+ commentators, to the knowledge
+ of all men reflecting every corner
+ of your lordship's gardens at Stowe.
+ I might boldly defy any man to
+ say, that they now contain, or
+ ever did contain, one of these artificial
+ hermits. But I will take up
+ your lordship's defence upon a
+ broader footing. I will demonstrate
+ how contrary the character
+ of your ancestors and your own
+ have always been to the spirit and
+
+ temper here inculcated. If this
+ runs me a little into the beaten
+ style of dedication, even the modesty
+ of your lordship will excuse
+ me, when I have so valuable a reason
+ for adopting it.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I shall confine myself, my lord,
+ in the few thoughts I mean to
+ suggest upon this head, to your two
+ more immediate ancestors, men
+ distinguished above the common
+ rate, by their virtues or their abilities.
+ Richard earl Temple, your
+ lordship's immediate predecessor,
+ as the representative of your illustrious
+ house, will be long remembered
+ by posterity under the very
+ respectable title of the friend of the
+ earl of Chatham. But though his
+ friend, my lord, we well know
+
+ that he did not implicitly follow
+ the sentiments of a man, who was
+ assuredly the first star in the political
+ hemisphere, and whose talents
+ would have excused, if any thing
+ could have excused, an unsuspecting
+ credulity. The character of
+ lord Chatham was never, but in
+ one instance, tarnished. He did
+ not sufficiently dread the omnipotence
+ of the favourite. He fondly
+ imagined that before a character
+ so brilliant, and success so imposing
+ as his had been, no little system of
+ favouritism could keep its ground.
+ Twice, my lord, he was upon the
+ brink of the precipice, and once
+ he fell. When he trembled on
+ the verge, who was it that held
+ him back? It was Richard earl
+ Temple. Twice he came, like
+
+ his guardian angel, and snatched
+ him from his fate. Lord Chatham
+ indeed was formed to champ the
+ bit, and spurn indignant at every
+ restraint. He knew the superiority
+ of his abilities, he recollected that
+ he had twice submitted to the
+ honest counsels of his friend, and
+ he disdained to listen any longer to
+ a coolness, that assimilated but ill
+ to the adventurousness of his spirit;
+ and to a hesitation, that wore in
+ his apprehension the guise of timidity.
+ What then did Richard
+ earl Temple do? There he fixed
+ his standard, and there he pitched
+ his tent. Not a step farther would
+ he follow a leader, whom to follow
+ had been the boast of his life. He
+ erected a fortress that might one
+ day prove the safeguard of his misguided
+ and unsuspecting friend.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet, my lord, the character
+ of Richard earl Temple, was not
+ that of causeless suspicion. He
+ proved himself, in a thousand instances,
+ honest, trusting, and sincere.
+ He was not, like some men,
+ that you and I know, dark, dispassionate,
+ and impenetrable. On
+ the contrary, no man mistook him,
+ no man ever charged him with a
+ double conduct or a wrinkled
+ heart. His countenance was open,
+ and his spirit was clear. He was
+ a man of passions, my lord. He
+ acted in every momentous concern,
+ more from the dictates of his heart,
+ than his head. But this is the key
+ to his conduct; He kept a watchful
+ eye upon that bane of every
+ patriot minister, <em>secret influence</em>. If
+ there were one feature in his political
+
+ history more conspicuous than
+ the rest, if I were called to point
+ out the line of discrimination between
+ his character and that of his
+ contemporaries upon the public
+ stage, it would be the <em>hatred of
+ secret influence</em>.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such, my lord, was one of your
+ immediate ancestors, whose name,
+ to this day, every honest Briton repeats
+ with veneration. I will turn
+ to another person, still more nearly
+ related to you, and who will make
+ an equal figure in the history of
+ the age in which he lived, Mr.
+ George Grenville. His character
+ has been represented to us by a
+ writer of no mean discernment, as
+ that of "shrewd and inflexible."
+ He was a man of indefatigable industry
+
+ and application. He possessed
+ a sound understanding, and he
+ trusted it. This is a respectable
+ description. Integrity and independency,
+ however mistaken, are
+ entitled to praise. What was it,
+ my lord, that he considered as the
+ ruin of his reputation? What was
+ it, that defeated all the views of an
+ honest ambition, and deprived his
+ country of the services, which his
+ abilities, under proper direction,
+ were qualified to render it? My lord,
+ it was <em>secret influence</em>. It was in
+ vain for ministers to be able to construct
+ their plans with the highest
+ wisdom, and the most unwearied
+ diligence; it was in vain that
+ they came forward like men, and
+ risqued their places, their characters,
+ their all, upon measures, however
+
+ arduous, that they thought
+ necessary for the salvation of their
+ country. They were defeated, by
+ what, my lord? By abilities greater
+ than their own? By a penetration
+ that discovered blots in their wisest
+ measures? By an opposition bold
+ and adventurous as themselves?
+ No: but, by the <em>lords of the bedchamber</em>;
+ by a "band of Janissaries
+ who surrounded the person
+ of the prince, and were ready
+ to strangle the minister upon
+ the nod of a moment."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these illustrious examples
+ ever rushing upon your memory,
+ no man can doubt that your lordship
+ has inherited that detestation
+ of <em>influence</em> by which your ancestors
+ were so honourably distinguished.
+
+ My lord, having considered
+ the high expectations, which
+ the virtues of your immediate
+ progenitors had taught us to form
+ upon the heir of them both, we
+ will recollect for a moment the
+ promises that your first outset in
+ life had made to your country.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of your lordship's first actions
+ upon record, consists in the
+ high professions you made at the
+ county meeting of Buckingham, in
+ that ever-venerable aera of oeconomy
+ and reform, the spring of
+ 1780. My lord, there are certain
+ offices of sinecure, not dependent
+ upon the caprice of a minister,
+ which this country has reserved
+ to reward those illustrious statesmen,
+ who have spent their lives,
+
+ and worn out their constitutions
+ in her service. No man will wonder,
+ when he recollects from
+ whom your lordship has the honour
+ to be descended, that one of
+ these offices is in your possession.
+ This, my lord, was the subject of
+ your generous and disinterested
+ professions. You told your countrymen,
+ that with this office you
+ were ready to part. If a reformation
+ so extensive were thought
+ necessary, you were determined,
+ not merely to be no obstacle to the
+ design, but to be a volunteer in
+ the service. You came forward in
+ the eye of the world, with your
+ patent in your hand. You were
+ ready to sacrifice that parchment,
+ the precious instrument of personal
+ wealth and private benevolence,
+ at the shrine of patriotism.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here then, my lord, you stood
+ pledged to your country. What
+ were we not to expect from the
+ first patriot of modern story?
+ Your lordship will readily imagine
+ that our expectations were boundless
+ and indefinite. "Glorious
+ and immortal man!" we cried,
+ "go on in this untrodden path.
+ We will no longer look with
+ drooping and cheerless anxiety
+ upon the misfortunes of Britain,
+ we have a resource for them
+ all. The patriot of Stowe is
+ capable of every thing. He
+ does not resemble the vulgar
+ herd of mortals, he does not
+ form his conduct upon precedent,
+ nor defend it by example.
+ Virtue of the first impression was
+ never yet separated from genius.
+
+ We will trust then in the expedients
+ of his inexhaustible mind.
+ We will look up to him as our
+ assured deliverer.&#8212;We are well
+ acquainted with the wealth of
+ the proprietor of Stowe. Thanks,
+ eternal thanks to heaven, who
+ has bestowed it with so liberal a
+ hand! We consider it as a deposit
+ for the public good. We count
+ his acres, and we calculate his income,
+ for we know that it is, in
+ the best sense of the word, our
+ own."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, these are the prejudices,
+ which Englishmen have
+ formed in your favour. They
+ cannot refuse to trust a man, descended
+ from so illustrious progenitors.
+ They cannot suspect any
+
+ thing dark and dishonourable in
+ the generous donor of 2700<i>l</i>. a
+ year. Let then the commentators
+ against whom I am providing, abjure
+ the name of Briton, or let
+ them pay the veneration that is
+ due to a character, in every view
+ of the subject, so exalted as that
+ of your lordship.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have the honour to be,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MY LORD,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ with the most unfeigned respect,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ your lordship's
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ most obedient,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ most devoted servant.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><b>
+
+
+
+ INSTRUCTIONS
+
+
+ TO A
+
+
+ STATESMAN.
+
+
+ MY LORD,
+ </b></p>
+ <p>
+ I have long considered as the greatest
+ happiness of my life, the having so
+ promising a pupil as your lordship.
+ Though your abilities are certainly of the
+ very first impression, they are not however
+ of that vague and indefinite species,
+ which we often meet with in persons,
+ who, if providence had so pleased, would
+ have figured with equal adroitness in the
+ character of a shoe-black or a link-boy, as
+ they now flatter themselves they can do
+ in that of a minister of state. You, my
+
+ lord, were born with that accomplishment
+ of secrecy and retentiveness, which
+ the archbishop of Cambray represents
+ Telemachus as having possessed in so
+ high a degree in consequence of the mode
+ of his education. You were always distinguished
+ by that art, never to be sufficiently
+ valued, of talking much and saying
+ nothing. I cannot recollect, and yet
+ my memory is as great, as my opportunity
+ for observation has been considerable,
+ that your lordship, when a boy, ever
+ betrayed a single fact that chanced to fall
+ within your notice, unless indeed it had
+ some tendency to procure a school-fellow
+ a whipping. I have often remarked
+ your lordship with admiration, talking
+ big and blustering loud, so as to frighten
+ urchins who were about half your lordship's
+ size, when you had no precise
+ meaning in any thing you said. And I
+ shall never forget, the longest day I have
+ to live, when I hugged you in my arms
+ in a kind of prophetic transport, in consequence
+
+ of your whispering me, in the
+ midst of a room-full of company, in so
+ sly a manner that nobody could observe
+ you, that you had just seen John the
+ coachman bestow upon Betty the cook-maid,
+ a most devout and cordial embrace.
+ From your rawest infancy you were as
+ much distinguished, as Milton represents
+ the goddess Hebe to have been, by
+ "nods and becks and wreathed smiles;"
+ with this difference, that in her they
+ were marks of gaiety, and in you of demureness;
+ that in her they were unrestrained
+ and general, and in you intended
+ only for a single <em>confidant</em>. My lord,
+ reflecting upon all these circumstances,
+ it is not to be wondered at that I treated
+ your lordship even in clouts with the reverence
+ due to an infant Jove, and always
+ considered myself as superintending
+ the institution of the first statesman that
+ ever existed.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, my lord, it has ever been my
+ opinion, that let nature do as much as
+ she will, it is in the power of education
+ to do still more. The many statesmanlike
+ qualities that you brought into the
+ world with you, sufficiently prove, that
+ no man was ever more deeply indebted
+ to the bounty of nature than your lordship.
+ And yet of all those qualities she has
+ bestowed upon you, there is not one that
+ I hold in half so much esteem, as that
+ docility, which has ever induced you to
+ receive my instructions with implicit veneration.
+ It is true, my coat is fustian,
+ and my whole accoutrement plebeian.
+ My shoes are clouted, and it is long since
+ the wig that defends this penetrating
+ brain, could boast a crooked hair. But
+ you, my lord, have been able to discover
+ the fruit through the thick and uncomely
+ coat by which it was concealed; you
+ have cracked the nut and have a right to
+ the kernel.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, I thought it necessary to
+ premise these observations, before I entered
+ upon those important matters of
+ disquisition, which will form the object
+ of my present epistle. It is unnecessary
+ for me to inform a person of so much
+ discernment as your lordship, that education
+ is, by its very nature, a thing of
+ temporary duration. Your lordship's education
+ has been long, and there have
+ been cogent reasons why it should be so.
+ God grant, that when left to walk the
+ world alone, you be not betrayed into
+ any of those unlucky blunders, from the
+ very verge of which my provident hand
+ has often redeemed your lordship! Do
+ not mistake me, my lord, when I talk of
+ the greatness of your talents. It is now
+ too late to flatter: This is no time for
+ disguise. Pardon me therefore, my dear
+ and ever-honoured pupil, if I may seem
+ to offend against those minuter laws of
+ etiquette, which were made only for
+
+ common cases. At so important a crisis
+ it is necessary to be plain.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Your lordship is very cunning, but I
+ never imagined that you were remarkably
+ wise. The talents you received at
+ your birth, if we were to speak with
+ mathematical strictness, should rather be
+ denominated knacks, than abilities. They
+ consist rather in a lucky dexterity of face,
+ and a happy conformation of limb, than
+ in any very elevated capacities of the intellect.
+ Upon that score, my lord,&#8212;you
+ know I am fond of comparisons, and I
+ think I have hit upon one in this case,
+ that must be acknowledged remarkably
+ apposite. I have sometimes seen a ditch,
+ the water of which, though really shallow,
+ has appeared to careless observers
+ to be very deep, for no other reason but
+ because it was muddy. Believe me, my
+ lord, experienced and penetrating observers
+ are not so to be taken in.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, as I was saying, education is a
+ temporary thing, and your lordship's,
+ however lasting and laborious, is at
+ length brought to a period. My lord,
+ if it so pleases the sovereign disposer of
+ all things, I would be very well satisfied
+ to remain in this sublunary state for some
+ years longer, if it were only that I might
+ live to rejoice in the exemplification of
+ my precepts in the conduct of my pupil.
+ But, if this boon be granted to my merits
+ and my prayers, at any rate I shall
+ from this moment retire from the world.
+ From henceforth my <em>secret influence</em> is
+ brought to its close. I will no longer be
+ the unseen original of the grand movements
+ of the figures that fill the political
+ stage. I will stand aloof from the
+ giddy herd. I will not stray from my
+ little vortex. I will look down upon
+ the transactions of courts and ministers,
+ like an etherial being from a superior
+ element. There I shall hope to see your
+ lordship outstrip your contemporaries,
+
+ and tower above the pigmies of the day.
+ To repeat an idea before delivered, might
+ be unbecoming in a fine writer, but it is
+ characteristic and beautiful under the
+ personage of a preceptor. The fitnesses
+ which nature bestowed upon your frame
+ would not have done alone. But joined
+ with the lessons I have taught you, they
+ cannot fail, unless I grossly flatter myself,
+ to make the part which your lordship
+ shall act sufficiently conspicuous.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Receive then, my lord, with that docility
+ and veneration, which have at all
+ times made the remembrance of you
+ pleasant and reviving to my heart, the
+ last communications of the instructor of
+ your choice. Yes, my lord, from henceforth
+ you shall see me, you shall hear
+ from me no more. From this consideration
+ I infer one reason why you should
+ deeply reflect upon the precepts I have
+ now to offer. Remembering that these
+ little sheets are all the legacy my affection
+
+ can bestow upon you, I shall concenter
+ in them the very quintessence and epitome
+ of all my wisdom. I shall provide in
+ them a particular antidote to those defects
+ to which nature has made you most
+ propense.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I have yet another reason to inforce
+ your attention to what I am about
+ to write. I was, as I have said, the instructor
+ of your choice. When I had
+ yet remained neglected in the world,
+ when my honours were withered by the
+ hand of poverty, when my blossoms appeared
+ in the eyes of those who saw me
+ of the most brown and wintery complexion,
+ and, if your lordship will allow
+ me to finish the metaphor, when I stank
+ in their noses, it was then that your lordship
+ remarked and distinguished me.
+ Your bounty it was that first revived my
+ native pride. It is true that it ran in a
+ little dribbling rivulet, but still it was
+ much to me. Even before you were
+
+ able to afford me any real assistance, you
+ were always ready to offer me a corner
+ of your gingerbread, or a marble from
+ your hoard. Your lordship had at all times
+ a taste for sumptuousness and magnificence,
+ but you knew how to limit your
+ natural propensity in consideration of the
+ calls of affinity, and to give your farthings
+ to your friends.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Do not then, my dear lord, belie the
+ first and earliest sentiments of your heart.
+ As you have ever heard me, let your attention
+ be tripled now. Read my letter
+ once and again. Preserve it as a sacred
+ deposit. Lay it under your pillow. Meditate
+ upon it fasting. Commit it to memory,
+ and repeat the scattered parcels of
+ it, as Caesar is said to have done the Greek
+ alphabet, to cool your rising choler. Be
+ this the amulet to preserve you from
+ danger! Be this the chart by which to
+ steer the little skiff of your political system
+
+ safe into the port of historic immortality!
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, you and I have read Machiavel
+ together. It is true I am but a bungler
+ in Italian, and your lordship was generally
+ obliged to interpret for me. Your
+ translation I dare say was always scientifical,
+ but I was seldom so happy as to
+ see either grammar or sense in it. So
+ far however as I can guess at the drift of
+ this celebrated author, he seems to have
+ written as the professor of only one
+ science. He has treated of the art of
+ government, and has enquired what was
+ wise, and what was political. He has
+ left the moralists to take care of themselves.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the present essay, my lord, I shall
+ follow the example of Machiavel. I
+ profess the same science, and I pretend
+ only to have carried to much greater
+ heights an art to which he has given a
+
+ considerable degree of perfection. Your
+ lordship has had a great number of masters.
+ Your excellent father, who himself
+ had some dabbling in politics, spared
+ no expence upon your education,
+ though I believe he had by no means so
+ high an opinion of your genius and abilities
+ as I entertained. Your lordship
+ therefore is to be presumed competently
+ versed in the rudiments of ethics. You
+ have read Grotius, Puffendorf, and
+ Cumberland. For my part I never opened
+ a volume of any one of them. I am
+ self-taught. My science originates entirely
+ in my unbounded penetration, and
+ a sort of divine and supernatural afflatus.
+ With all this your lordship knows I am
+ a modest man. I have never presumed
+ to entrench upon the province of others.
+ Let the professors of ethics talk their
+ nonsense. I will not interrupt them. I
+ will not endeavour to set your lordship
+ against them. It is necessary for me to
+ take politics upon an unlimited scale, and
+
+ to suppose that a statesman has no character
+ to preserve but that of speciousness
+ and plausibility. But it is your
+ lordship's business to enquire whether
+ this be really the case.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I need not tell you, that I shall not,
+ like the political writers with which you
+ are acquainted, talk in the air. My instructions
+ will be of a practical nature,
+ and my rules adapted to the present condition
+ of the English government. That
+ government is at present considerably,
+ though imperfectly, a system of liberty.
+ To such a system the most essential maxim
+ is, that the governors shall be accountable
+ and amenable to the governed.
+ This principle has sometimes been denominated
+ responsibility. Responsibility in
+ a republican government is carried as
+ high as possible. In a limited monarchy
+ it stops at the first ministers, the immediate
+ servants of the crown. Now to
+ this system nothing can be more fatal,
+
+ than for the public measures not really to
+ originate with administration, but with
+ secret advisers who cannot be traced.
+ This is to cut all the nerves of government,
+ to loosen all the springs of liberty,
+ to make the constitution totter to its
+ lowest foundations.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I say this, my lord, not to terrify your
+ lordship. The students and the imitators
+ of Machiavel must not be frightened
+ with bugbears. Beside, were cowardice
+ as congenial to the feelings of your lordship
+ as I confess it has sometimes been to
+ mine, cowardice itself is not so apt to be
+ terrified with threats hung up <em>in terrorem</em>,
+ and menaces of a vague and general
+ nature. It trembles only at a danger
+ definite and impending. It is the dagger
+ at the throat, it is the pistol at the breast,
+ that shakes her nerves. Prudence is
+ alarmed at a distance, and calls up all
+ her exertion. But cowardice is short-sighted,
+ and was never productive of any
+
+ salutary effort. I say not this therefore
+ to intimidate, but to excite you. I would
+ teach you, that this is a most important
+ step indeed, is the grand <i>desideratum</i> in
+ order to exalt the English monarchy to a
+ par with the glorious one of France, or
+ any other absolute monarchy in Christendom.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In order, my lord, to annihilate responsibility,
+ nothing more is necessary
+ than that every individual should be as
+ free, and as much in the habit of advising
+ the king upon the measures of government,
+ as his ministers. Let every discarded,
+ and let every would-be statesman,
+ sow dissension in the royal councils, and
+ pour the poison of his discontent into the
+ royal ear. Let the cabinet ring with a
+ thousand jarring sentiments; and let the
+ subtlest courtier, let him that is the most
+ perfect master of wheedling arts and pathetic
+ tones, carry it from every rival.
+ This, my lord, will probably create some
+
+ confusion at first. The system of government
+ will appear, not a regular and proportioned
+ beauty, like the pheasant of
+ India, but a gaudy and glaring system
+ of unconnected parts, like Esop's daw
+ with borrowed feathers. Anarchy and
+ darkness will be the original appearance.
+ But light shall spring out of the noon of
+ night; harmony and order shall succeed
+ the chaos. The present patchwork of
+ three different forms of government shall
+ be changed into one simple and godlike
+ system of despotism. Thus, when London
+ was burned, a more commodious
+ and healthful city sprung as it were out
+ of her ashes.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But neither Rome nor London was
+ built in a day. The glorious work
+ I am recommending to you must be a
+ work of time. At first it will be necessary
+ for the person who would subvert the
+ silly system of English government, to
+ enter upon his undertaking with infinite
+
+ timidity and precaution. He must stalk
+ along in silence like Tarquin to the rape
+ of Lucretia. His horses, like those of Lear,
+ must be shoed with felt. He must shroud
+ himself in the thickest shade. Let him
+ comfort himself with this reflexion:
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is but for a time. It will soon be
+ over. No work of mortal hands can
+ long stand against concussions so violent.
+ Ulysses, who entered Troy, shut
+ up in the cincture of the wooden horse,
+ shall soon burst the enclosure, shall
+ terrify those from whose observation
+ he lately shrunk, and carry devastation
+ and ruin on whatever side he turns."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, I have considered the subject
+ of politics with as much acuteness as
+ any man. I have revolved a thousand
+ schemes, which to recommend to the
+ pursuit of the statesman of my own creation.
+ But there is no plan of action
+ that appears to me half so grand and
+ comprehensive, as this of <em>secret influence</em>.
+ It is true the scheme is not entirely new.
+
+ It has been a subject of discussion ever
+ since the English nation could boast any
+ thing like a regular system of liberty. It
+ was complained of under king William.
+ It was boasted of, even to ostentation,
+ by the Tory ministers of queen Anne.
+ The Pelhams cried out upon it in lord
+ Carteret. It has been the business of
+ half the history of the present reign to
+ fix the charge upon my lord Bute.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet in spite of these appearances,
+ in spite of all the deductions that modesty
+ can authorise, I may boldly affirm
+ that my scheme has something in it that
+ is truly original. My lord, I would not
+ have you proceed by leaps and starts,
+ like these half-fledged statesmen. I
+ would have you proceed from step to step
+ in a finished and faultless plan. I have
+ too an improvement without which the
+ first step is of no value, which yet has
+ seldom been added, which at first sight
+ has a very daring appearance, but which
+
+ I pretend to teach your lordship to practice
+ with perfect safety. But it is necessary
+ for me, before I come to this grand
+ <i>arcanum</i> of my system, to premise a few
+ observations for the more accurately managing
+ the influence itself.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, there are a variety of things
+ necessary to absolute secrecy. There is
+ nothing more inconvenient to a political
+ character than that gross and unmanageable
+ quantity of flesh and blood that fortune
+ has decreed that every mortal should
+ carry about with him. The man who
+ is properly initiated in the <i>arcana</i> of a
+ closet, ought to be able to squeeze himself
+ through a key hole, and, whenever
+ any impertinent Marplot appears to blast
+ him, to change this unwieldy frame into
+ the substance of the viewless winds. How
+ often must a theoretical statesman like
+ myself, have regretted that incomparable
+ invention, the ring of Gyges! How often
+ must he have wished to be possessed
+
+ of one of those diabolical forms, described
+ by Milton, which now were taller
+ than the pole, and anon could shrink into
+ the compass of an atom!
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I forget the characteristic of my
+ profession. It is not ours, my lord, to
+ live in air-built castles, and to deal in
+ imaginary hypotheses. On the contrary,
+ we are continually talking of the weakness
+ and the frailty of humanity. Does
+ any man impeach one of our body of
+ bribery and corruption? We confess
+ that these practices may seem to run
+ counter with the fine-spun systems of
+ morality; but this is our constant apology,
+ human affairs can be no otherwise
+ managed. Does any man suggest the
+ most beautiful scheme of oeconomy, or
+ present us with the most perfect model
+ of liberty? We turn away with a sneer,
+ and tell him that all this is plausible and
+ pretty; but that we do not concern ourselves
+
+ with any thing but what is practicable.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In conformity to these ideas, I beg
+ leave, my lord, to recal the fantastic
+ wishes that have just escaped me. To be
+ corporeal is our irrevocable fate, and we
+ will not waste our time in fruitlessly accusing
+ it. My lord, I have one or two
+ little expedients to offer to you, which,
+ though they do not amount to a perfect
+ remedy in this case, will yet, I hope,
+ prove a tolerable substitute for those diabolical
+ forms of which I was talking.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I need not put your lordship in mind
+ how friendly to such practices as ours,
+ is the cover of darkness, and how convenient
+ those little machines commonly
+ called back-stairs. I dare say even your
+ lordship, however inconsequently you
+ may often conduct yourself, would scarcely
+ think of mid-day as the most proper
+ season of concealment, or the passing
+
+ through a crowded levee, the most natural
+ method of entering the royal closet
+ unobserved.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, my lord, you will please to recollect,
+ that there are certain attendants
+ upon the person of the sovereign whom I
+ find classed in that epitome of political
+ wisdom, the Red Book, under the name
+ of pages. Most wise is the institution,
+ (and your lordship will observe that I am
+ not now deviating into the regions of fable)
+ which is common to all the Eastern
+ courts, of having these offices filled by
+ persons, who, upon peril of their life, may
+ not, in any circumstances whatsoever,
+ utter a word. But unfortunately in the
+ western climates in which we reside, the
+ thing is otherwise. The institution of
+ mutes is unknown to us. The lips of
+ our pages have never been inured to the
+ wholesome discipline of the padlock.
+ They are as loquacious, and blab as much
+ as other men. You know, my lord,
+
+ that I am fond of illustrating the principles
+ I lay down by the recital of facts.
+ The last, and indeed the only time that
+ I ever entered the metropolis, I remember,
+ as my barber was removing the hair from
+ my nether lip:&#8212;My barber had all that
+ impertinent communicativeness that is
+ incident to the gentlemen of his profession;
+ he assured me, that he had seen
+ that morning one of the pages of the
+ back-stairs, who declared to him, upon
+ the word of a man of honour, that he
+ had that moment admitted a certain nobleman
+ by a private door to the presence
+ of his master; that the face of the noble
+ lord was perfectly familiar to him, and
+ that he had let him in some fifty times in
+ the course of the past six months.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How silly is all this!" added the page; "and
+ how glad should I be", licking his lips,
+ "that it were but an opera girl or a
+ countess! And yet my mistress is the
+ very best mistress that ever I see!"
+ <em>Oh
+ this was poor, and showed a pitiful ambition</em><em> in the man that did it!</em> I will swear,
+ my lord, that the nobleman who could
+ thus have been betrayed, must have been
+ a thick-headed fellow, and fit for no one
+ public office, not even for that of <em>turnspit
+ of his majesty's kitchen</em>!<a class="notelink" href="#Notep2_1"><sup>A</sup></a><a name="Footp2_1"></a></p>
+ <p><a name="Notep2_1"></a><a href="#Footp2_1">A</a>: Vide Burke's Speech upon Oeconomy.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, if you would escape that
+ rock, upon which this statesman terminated
+ his political career, ever while you
+ live make use of bribery. Let the pages
+ finger your cash, let them drink your
+ health in a glass of honest claret, and
+ let them chuckle over the effects of
+ your lordship's munificence. I know
+ that you will pour forth many a pathetic
+ complaint over the money that is
+ drawn off by this copious receiver, but
+ believe the wisest man that now exists,
+ when he assures you, that it is well bestowed.
+ Your lordship's bounty to myself
+ has sometimes amounted to near ten
+
+ pounds in the course of a twelvemonth.
+ That drain, my lord, is stopped. I
+ shall receive from you no more. Let
+ then the expence, which you once incurred
+ for my sake, be henceforth diverted
+ to this valuable purpose.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe, my lord, that this is all the
+ improvement that can be made upon
+ the head of pages. I think we can
+ scarcely venture upon the expedient that
+ would otherwise be admirable, of these
+ interviews being carried on without the
+ intervention of any such impertinent fellows,
+ from whom one is ever in danger,
+ without the smallest notice, of having
+ it published at St. James's-Market, and
+ proclaimed from the statue at Charing-Cross.
+ If however you should think
+ this expedient adviseable, I would recommend
+ it to you not to mention it to
+ your gracious master. Courts are so incumbered
+ and hedged in with ceremony,
+ that the members of them are
+
+ always prone to imagine that the form
+ is more essential and indispensable, than
+ the substance. Suppose then, my lord,
+ you were, by one of those sly opportunities,
+ which you know so well how to
+ command, to take off the key in wax,
+ and get a picklock key made exactly
+ upon the model of it. The end, my
+ lord, take my word for it, would abundantly
+ sanctify the apparent sordidness of
+ the means. In this situation I cannot
+ help picturing to myself the surprise and
+ the joy, that would be in a moment
+ lighted up in the countenance of your
+ friend. Your rencounter would be as
+ unexpected and fortunate as that of Lady
+ Randolph and her son, when she fears
+ every moment to have him murdered by
+ Glenalvon. You would fly into each
+ others arms, and almost smother one
+ another in your mutual embrace.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But another thing that is abundantly
+ worthy of your lordship's attention, is
+
+ the subject of disguises and dark lanthorns.
+ Harley, afterwards earl of Oxford,
+ was in the practice, if I remember
+ right, for it is some time since I read
+ Dr. Swift's political pamphlets, of crossing
+ the park in a horseman's coat. But
+ this is too shallow and thin a disguise.
+ A mask, on the other hand, might perhaps
+ be too particular. Though indeed
+ at midnight, which is the only time
+ that I would recommend to your lordship
+ in which to approach within a hundred
+ yards of the palace, it might probably
+ pass without much observation.
+ A slouched hat, and a bob wig, your
+ lordship may at any time venture upon.
+ But there is nothing that is of so much
+ importance in this affair as variety.
+ I would sometimes put on the turban of
+ a Turk, and sometimes the half breeches
+ of a Highlander. I would sometimes
+ wear the lawn sleeves of a bishop, and
+ sometimes the tye-wig of a barrister. A
+ leathern apron and a trowel might upon
+
+ occasion be of sovereign efficacy. The
+ long beard and neglected dress of a
+ Shylock should be admitted into the list.
+ I would also occasionally lay aside the
+ small clothes, and assume the dress of a
+ woman. I would often trip it along
+ with the appearance and gesture of a
+ spruce milliner; and I would often stalk
+ with the solemn air and sweeping train
+ of a duchess. But of all the infinite
+ shapes of human dress, I must confess
+ that, my favourite is the kind of doublet
+ that prince Harry wore when he assaulted
+ Falstaff. The nearer it approaches to
+ the guise of a common carman the better,
+ and his long whip ought to be inseparable.
+ If you could add to it the
+ sooty appearance of a coal-heaver, or
+ a chimney-sweep, it would sit, upon
+ this more precious than velvet garb,
+ like spangles and lace. I need not add,
+ that to a mind of elegance and sensibility,
+ the emblematical allusion which this
+ dress would carry to the secrecy and
+
+ impenetrableness of the person that wears
+ it, must be the source of a delightful
+ and exquisite sensation.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And now, my lord, for the last head,
+ which it is necessary to mention under
+ this division of my subject, I mean that
+ of lanthorns. Twenty people, I doubt
+ not, whom your lordship might consult
+ upon this occasion, would advise
+ you to go without any lanthorn at
+ all. Beware of this, my lord. It is
+ a rash and a thoughtless advice. It
+ may possibly be a false and insidious one.
+ Your lordship will never think of going
+ always in the same broad and frequented
+ path. Many a causeway you
+ will have to cross, many a dark and
+ winding alley to tread. Suppose, my
+ lord, the pavement were to be torn up,
+ and your lordship were to break your
+ shin! Suppose a drain were to have been
+ opened in the preceding day, without
+ your knowing any thing of the matter,
+
+ and your lordship were to break your
+ neck! Suppose, which is more terrible
+ than all the rest, you were to set your
+ foot upon that which I dare not name,
+ and by offending the olfactory nerves of
+ majesty, you were to forfeit his affections
+ for ever!
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So much, my lord, by way of declamation
+ against the abolition of lanthorns.
+ Your lordship however does not imagine
+ I shall say any thing upon affairs so
+ common as the glass lanthorn, the horn
+ lanthorn, and the perforated tin lanthorn.
+ This last indeed is most to my purpose,
+ but it will not do, my lord, it will not
+ do. There is a kind of lanthorns, your
+ lordship has seen them, that have one
+ side dark, and the other light. I remember
+ to have observed your lordship
+ for half a day together, poring over the
+ picture of Guy Faux, in the Book of
+ Martyrs. This was one of the early
+ intimations which my wisdom enabled
+
+ me to remark of the destination which
+ nature had given you. You know, my
+ lord, that the possessor of this lanthorn
+ can turn it this way and that, as he
+ pleases. He can contrive accurately to
+ discern the countenance of every other
+ person, without being visible himself.
+ I need not enlarge to your lordship upon
+ the admirable uses of this machine. I
+ will only add, that my very dear and
+ ever-lamented friend Mr. Pinchbeck,
+ effected before he died an improvement
+ upon it so valuable, that it cannot but
+ preserve his name from that oblivious
+ power, by which common names are
+ devoured. In his lanthorn, the shade,
+ which used to be inseparable, may be
+ taken away at the possessor's pleasure,
+ like the head of a whisky, and it may
+ appear to all intents and purposes one
+ of the common vehicles of the kind.
+ He had also a contrivance, never to be
+ sufficiently commended, that when the
+ snuff of the candle had attained a certain
+
+ length, it moved a kind of automatic
+ pair of snuffers that hung within
+ side, and amputated itself. He left me
+ two of these lanthorns as a legacy. Such
+ is my value for your lordship, that I
+ have wrought myself up to a resolution
+ of parting with one of them in your
+ lordship's favour. You will receive it
+ in four days from the date of this by
+ Gines's waggon, that puts up in Holborn.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, my lord, there is a second object
+ of consideration still more important
+ than this. It is in vain for your lordship,
+ or any other person, to persuade the sovereign
+ against any of the measures of his
+ government, unless you can add to this
+ the discovery of those new sentiments
+ you have instilled, to all such as it may
+ concern. It is the business of every
+ Machiavelian minister, such as your
+ lordship, both from nature and choice, is
+ inclined to be, to prop the cause of despotism.
+
+ In order to this, the dignity
+ of the sovereign is not to be committed,
+ but exalted. To bring forward the royal
+ person to put a negative upon any bill in
+ parliament, is a most inartificial mode
+ of proceeding. It marks too accurately
+ the strides of power, and awakens too
+ pointedly the attention of the multitude.
+ Your lordship has heard that the house
+ of lords is the barrier between the
+ king and the people. There is a sense
+ of this phrase, of which I am wonderfully
+ fond. The dissemination of the
+ royal opinion will at any time create a
+ majority in that house, to divert the
+ odium from the person of the monarch.
+ Twenty-two bishops, thirteen lords of
+ the bed-chamber, and all the rabble of
+ household troops, will at any time compose
+ an army. They may not indeed
+ cover an acre of ground, nor would I
+ advise your lordship to distribute them
+ into a great number of regiments. Their
+ countenances are not the most terrific
+
+ that were ever beheld, and it might be
+ proper to officer them with persons of
+ more sagacity than themselves. But under
+ all this meekness of appearance, and
+ innocence of understanding, believe me,
+ my lord, they are capable of keeping at
+ bay the commons and the people of
+ England united in one cause, for a considerable
+ time. They have been too
+ long at the beck of a minister, not to be
+ somewhat callous in their feelings. And
+ they are too numerous, not to have shoulders
+ capacious enough to bear all the
+ obloquy, with which their conduct may
+ be attended.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But then, my lord, as I would not
+ recommend it to you to bring into practice
+ the royal negative, so neither
+ perhaps would it be advisable for the
+ sovereign, to instruct those lords immediately
+ attendant upon him, in person.
+ Kings, you are not to be informed, are
+ to be managed and humoured by those
+
+ that would win their confidence. If
+ your lordship could invent a sort of
+ down, more soft and yielding than has
+ yet been employed, it might be something.
+ But to point out to your master,
+ that he must say this, and write that, that
+ he must send for one man, and break
+ with another, is an unpleasant and ungrateful
+ office. It must be your business
+ to take the burden from his shoulders.
+ You must smooth the road you would
+ have him take, and strew with flowers
+ the path of ruin. If he favour your
+ schemes with a smile of approbation, if
+ he bestow upon your proceedings the
+ sanction of a nod, it is enough. It is
+ godlike fortitude, and heroic exertion.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But secrecy is the very essence of
+ deep and insidious conduct. I would
+ advise your lordship to bring even your
+ own name into question, as little as possible.
+ My lord Chesterfield compares a
+ statesman, who has been celebrated for
+
+ influence during the greatest part of
+ the present reign, to the ostrich. The
+ brain of an ostrich, your lordship will
+ please to observe, though he be the largest
+ of birds, may very easily be included in
+ the compass of a nut-shell. When pursued
+ by the hunters, he is said to bury his
+ head in the sand, and having done this,
+ to imagine that he cannot be discovered
+ by the keenest search. Do not you, my
+ lord, imitate the manners of the ostrich.
+ Believe me, they are ungraceful; and, if
+ maturely considered, will perhaps appear
+ to be a little silly.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a contrivance that has occurred
+ to me, which, if it were not accompanied
+ with a circumstance somewhat
+ out of date, appears to me in the highest
+ degree admirable. Suppose you were to
+ treat the lords of the bedchamber with
+ a sight of St. Paul's cathedral? There
+ is a certain part of it of a circular form,
+ commonly called the whispering gallery.
+
+ You have probably heard, that by the
+ uncommon echo of this place, the
+ weakest sound that can possibly be articulated,
+ is increased by that time it has
+ gone half round, into a sound, audible
+ and strong. Your lordship, with your
+ flock of geese about you, would probably
+ be frolic and gamesome. You may
+ easily contrive to scatter them through
+ the whole circumference of this apartment.
+ Of a sudden, you will please to
+ turn your face to the wall, and utter
+ in a solemn tone the royal opinion.
+ Every body will be at a loss from whence
+ the mandate proceeds. Some of your
+ companions, more goose-like than the
+ rest, will probably imagine it a voice
+ from heaven. The sentence must be
+ two or three times repeated at proper
+ intervals, before you can contrive to have
+ each of the lords in turn at the required
+ distance. This will demand a considerable
+ degree of alertness and agility. But
+ alertness and agility are qualities by
+
+ which your lordship is so eminently distinguished,
+ that I should have very few
+ apprehensions about your success. Meanwhile
+ it will be proper to have a select
+ number of footmen stationed at the door
+ of the gallery, armed with smelling-bottles.
+ Some of your friends, I suspect,
+ would be so much alarmed at this celestial
+ and ghost-like phenomenon, as to
+ render this part of the plan of singular
+ service.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But after all, I am apprehensive that
+ many of the noble lords to whom I allude,
+ would be disgusted at the very
+ mention of any thing so old-fashioned
+ and city-like, as a visit to this famous
+ cathedral. And even if that were not
+ the case, it is proper to be provided with
+ more than one scheme for the execution
+ of so necessary a purpose. The question
+ is of no contemptible magnitude, between
+ instructions <i>viva voce</i>, and a circular
+ letter. In favour of the first it
+
+ may be said, that a letter is the worst
+ and most definite evidence to a man's
+ disadvantage that can be conceived. It
+ may easily be traced. It can scarcely be
+ denied. The sense of it cannot readily
+ be explained away.&#8212;It must be confessed
+ there is something in this; and yet, my
+ lord, I am by all means for a letter. A
+ voice may often be overheard. I remember
+ my poor old goody used to say,
+ (heaven rest her soul!) That walls had
+ ears. There are some lords, my dear
+ friend, that can never think of being
+ alone. Bugbears are ever starting up in
+ their prolific imagination, and they cannot
+ be for a moment in the dark, without
+ expecting the devil to fly away with
+ them. They have some useful pimp,
+ some favourite toad-eater, that is always
+ at their elbow. Ever remember, so
+ long as you live, that toad-eaters are
+ treacherous friends. Beside, it would
+ be a little suspicious, to see your lordship's
+ carriage making a regular tour
+
+ from door to door among the lords of
+ the bed-chamber. And I would by no
+ means have Pinchbeck's dark-lanthorn
+ brought into common use. Consider,
+ my lord, when that is worn out, you
+ will not know where to get such another.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A letter may be disguised in various
+ ways. You would certainly never think
+ of signing your name. You might have
+ it transcribed by your secretary. But
+ then this would be to commit your
+ safety and your fame to the keeping of
+ another. No, my lord, there are schemes
+ worth a hundred of this. Consider the
+ various hands in which a letter may be
+ written. There is the round hand, and
+ the Italian hand, the text hand, and the
+ running hand. You may form your letters
+ upon the Roman or the Italic model.
+ Your billet may he engrossed. You
+ may employ the German text or the old
+ primero. If I am not mistaken, your
+
+ lordship studied all these when you were a
+ boy for this very purpose. Yes, my
+ lord, I may be in the wrong, but I am
+ confidently of opinion, that this is absolutely
+ the first, most important, and most
+ indispensible accomplishment of a statesman.
+ I would forgive him, if he did
+ not know a cornet from an ensign, I
+ would forgive him, if he thought Italy
+ a province of Asia Minor. But not to
+ write primero! the nincompoop! the
+ numbscul!
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If it were not that the persons with
+ whom your lordship has to correspond,
+ can some of them barely spell their
+ native tongue, I would recommend to
+ your lordship the use of cyphers. But
+ no, you might as well write the language
+ of Mantcheux Tartars. For consider,
+ your letters may be intercepted.
+ It is true, they have not many perils to
+ undergo. They are not handed from post-house
+ to post-house. There are no impertinent
+
+ office-keepers to inspect them
+ by land. There are no privateers to
+ capture them by sea. But, my lord,
+ they have perils to encounter, the very
+ recollection of which makes me tremble
+ to the inmost fibre of my frame. They
+ are ale-houses, my lord. Think for a
+ moment of the clattering of porter-pots,
+ and the scream of my goodly hostess.
+ Imagine that the blazing fire smiles
+ through the impenetrable window, and
+ that the kitchen shakes with the peals
+ of laughter. These are temptations,
+ my lord, that no mortal porter can withstand.
+ When the unvaried countenance
+ of his gracious sovereign smiles
+ invitation upon him from the weather
+ beaten sign-post, what loyal heart but
+ must be melted into compliance.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From all these considerations, my lord,
+ I would advise you to write with invisible
+ ink. Milk I believe will serve the
+ purpose, though I am afraid, that the
+
+ milk that is hawked about the streets of
+ London, has rather too much water in
+ it. The juice of lemon is a sovereign
+ recipe. There are a variety of other
+ preparations that will answer the purpose.
+ But these may be learned from
+ the most vulgar and accessible sources of
+ information. And you will please to observe,
+ that I suffer nothing to creep into
+ this political testament, more valuable
+ than those of Richelieu, Mazarine, and
+ Alberoni, that is not entirely original
+ matter. My lord, I defy you to learn a
+ single particular of the refinements here
+ communicated from the greatest statesman
+ that lives. They talk of Fox! He
+ would give his right hand for an atom of
+ them!
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will now suppose you, my lord, by
+ all these artifices, arrived at the very
+ threshold of power. I will suppose that
+ you have just defeated the grandest and
+ the wisest measure of your political antagonists.
+
+ I think there is nothing more
+ natural, though the rule will admit of
+ many exceptions, than for people who
+ act uniformly in opposition to each other,
+ upon public grounds, to be of opposite
+ characters and dispositions. I will therefore
+ imagine, that, shocked with the
+ boundless extortions and the relentless
+ cruelties that have been practised in some
+ distant part of the empire, they came
+ forward with a measure full of generous
+ oblivion for the part, providing with
+ circumspect and collected humanity for
+ the future. I will suppose, that they
+ were desirous of taking an impotent government
+ out of the hands of Jews and
+ pedlars, old women and minors, and to
+ render it a part of the great system. I
+ will suppose, that they were desirous of
+ transferring political power from a company
+ of rapacious and interested merchants,
+ into the hands of statesmen, men
+ distinguished among a thousand parties
+ for clear integrity, disinterested virtue, and
+
+ spotless fame. This, my lord, would
+ be a field worthy of your lordship's prowess.
+ Could you but gain the interested,
+ could you eternize rapacity, and preserve
+ inviolate the blot of the English name,
+ what laurels would not your lordship deserve?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will therefore suppose, that your gracious
+ master meets you with a <i>carte
+ blanche</i>, that he is disposed to listen to
+ all your advices, and to adopt all your
+ counsels. Your lordship is aware that
+ the road of secret influence, and that of
+ popular favour, are not exactly the same.
+ No ministry can long preserve their seats
+ unless they possess the confidence of
+ a majority of the house of commons.
+ The ministry therefore against which
+ your lordship acts, we will take it for
+ granted are in this predicament. In this
+ situation then an important question naturally
+ arises. Either a majority in the
+ house of commons must be purchased at
+
+ any rate, or the government must be conducted
+ in defiance of that house, or
+ thirdly, the parliament must be dissolved.
+ Exclusive of these three, I can conceive
+ of no alternative. We will therefore examine
+ each in its turn.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shall a majority in the house of commons
+ be created? Much may be said on
+ both sides. A very ingenious friend of
+ mine, for whose counsels I have an uncommon
+ deference, assured me, that nothing
+ would be so easy as this. Observing
+ with a shrewdness that astonished
+ me, that ministry, upon a late most important
+ question, mustered no more
+ than 250 votes, and that there were 558
+ members, he inferred, that you had nothing
+ more to do than to send for those
+ that were absent out of the country, and
+ you might have upwards of 300 to pit
+ against the 250. It is with infinite regret
+ that I ever suffer myself to dissent
+ from the opinion of this gentleman. But
+
+ suppose, my lord, which is at least possible,
+ that one half of the absentees
+ should be friends to the cause of the people;
+ what would become of us then?
+ There remains indeed the obvious method
+ of purchasing votes, and it might
+ be supposed that your lordship's talent of
+ insinuation might do you knight's service
+ in this business. But no, my lord,
+ many of these country gentlemen are at
+ bottom no better than boors. A mechlin
+ cravat and a smirking countenance, upon
+ which your lordship builds so much,
+ would be absolutely unnoticed by them.
+ I am afraid of risquing my credit with
+ your lordship, but I can assure you, that
+ I have heard that one of these fellows has
+ been known to fly from a nobleman covered
+ with lace, and powdered, and perfumed
+ to the very tip of the mode, to
+ follow the standard of a commoner whose
+ coat has been stained with claret, and
+ who has not had a ruffle to his shirt.
+ My lord, if common fame may be trusted,
+
+ these puppies are literally tasteless
+ enough to admire wit, though the man
+ who utters it be ever so corpulent, and to
+ discover eloquence in the mouth of one,
+ who can suffer himself to spit in an honourable
+ assembly. I am a plain man,
+ my lord; but I really think that among
+ marquisses and dukes, right honourables
+ and right reverends, these things are intolerable.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would therefore have your lordship
+ give up at once, and with a grace, the
+ very idea of bringing over to your side
+ the partisans of these huge slovenly fellows.
+ The scheme of governing the
+ country without taking the house of
+ commons along with you, is much more
+ feasible than this. This might be done
+ by passing an act of parliament by the authority
+ of two estates of the realm, to
+ declare the house of commons useless.
+ For my part, I am far from thinking this
+ so bold a step as by some it may be imagined.
+
+ Was not Rome a free state,
+ though it had no house of commons?
+ Has not the British house of commons
+ been incessantly exclaimed upon, as corrupt
+ and nugatory? Has not a reform
+ respecting them been called for from all
+ quarters of the kingdom? I am much
+ of opinion in the present case, that that
+ is the most effectual reform, which goes
+ to the root. Rome had her hereditary
+ nobility, which composed her senate.
+ She had her consuls, an ill-imagined
+ substitute for monarchical power. In
+ these, my lord, was comprehended, in
+ a manner, the whole of her government.
+ I shall be told indeed that they had occasionally
+ their <em>comitia</em>, or assemblies of
+ the citizens of the metropolis. But this
+ is so far from an objection to my reasoning,
+ that it furnishes me with a very
+ valuable hint for the improvement of the
+ English constitution.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let the present house of commons be
+ cashiered, and let the common council
+ of the city of London be placed at St.
+ Stephen's chapel in their room. These
+ your lordship will find a much more
+ worthy and manageable set of people,
+ than the representatives of the nation at
+ large. And can any sensible man doubt
+ for a moment, which are the most respectable
+ body of men? Examine
+ their persons. Among their predecessors
+ I see many poor, lank, shrivelled,
+ half-starved things, some bald,
+ some with a few straggling hairs, and
+ some with an enormous bag, pendant
+ from no hair at all. Turn, my lord, to
+ the other side. There you will see a
+ good, comely, creditable race of people.
+ They look like brothers. As their size
+ and figure are the same, so by the fire in
+ their eyes, and the expression in their
+ countenances, you could scarcely know
+ one of them from another. Their very
+ gowns are enough to strike terror into
+
+ the most inattentive. Each of them covers
+ his <em>cranium</em> with a venerable periwig,
+ whose flowing curls and voluminous
+ frizure bespeak wealth and contentment.
+ Their faces are buxom, and
+ their cheeks are florid.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You will also, my lord, find them
+ much more easy and tractable, than
+ the squeamish, fretful, discontented
+ wretches, with which other ministers
+ have had to do. There is but one expence
+ that will be requisite. It is uniform,
+ and capable of an easy calculation.
+ In any great and trying question, I was
+ going to say debate, but debates, I am
+ apt to think, would not be very frequent,
+ or very animated,&#8212;your lordship
+ has nothing to do, but to clear the table
+ of the rolls and parchments, with which
+ it is generally covered, and spreading a
+ table cloth, place upon it half a score
+ immense turtles, smoking hot, and larded
+ with green fat. My lord, I will forfeit
+
+ my head, if with this perfume regaling
+ their nostrils, a single man has resolution
+ enough to divide the house, or to
+ declare his discontent with any of the
+ measures of government, by going out
+ into the lobby.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So much, my lord, for this scheme.
+ It is too considerable to be adopted without
+ deliberation; it is too important, and
+ too plausible, to be rejected without examination.
+ The only remaining hypothesis
+ is that of a dissolution. Much,
+ I know, may be said against this measure;
+ but, for my own part, next to
+ the new and original system I have had
+ the honour of opening to your lordship,
+ it is with me a considerable favourite.
+ Those, whose interests it is to raise an
+ outcry against it, will exclaim, "What,
+ for the petty and sinister purposes
+ of ambition, shall the whole nation
+ be thrown into uproar and confusion?
+ Who is it that complains of the
+
+ present house of parliament? Is the
+ voice of the people raised against it?
+ Do petitions come up from every
+ quarter of the kingdom, as they did,
+ to no purpose, a few years ago, for
+ its dissolution? But it is the prerogative
+ of the king to dissolve his parliament.
+ And because it is his prerogative,
+ because he has a power of
+ this kind reserved for singular emergencies,
+ does it follow, that this power
+ is to be exercised at caprice, and
+ without weighty and comprehensive
+ reasons? It may happen, that the
+ parliament is in the midst of its
+ session, that the very existence of revenue
+ may be unprovided for, and the
+ urgent claims of humanity unfulfilled.
+ It is of little consequence," they will
+ perhaps pretend, "who is in, and who
+ is out, so the national interests are
+ honestly pursued, and the men who
+ superintend them be not defective in
+ abilities. That then must be a most
+
+ lawless and undisguised spirit of selfishness,
+ that can for these baubles
+ risk the happiness of millions, and the
+ preservation of the constitution."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these observations, my lord, may
+ sound well enough in the harangue of a
+ demagogue; but is it for such a man, to
+ object to a repetition of that appeal to
+ the people in general, in the frequency
+ and universality of which the very existence
+ of liberty consists? Till lately,
+ I think it has been allowed, that one of
+ those reforms most favourable to democracy,
+ was an abridgment of the duration
+ of parliaments. But if a general
+ abridgment be so desirable, must not
+ every particular abridgment have its value
+ too? Shall the one be acknowledged
+ of a salutary, and yet the other be declared
+ of a pernicious tendency? Is it
+ possible that the nature of a part, and
+ of the whole, can be not only dissimilar,
+ but opposite? But I will quit these
+
+ general and accurate reasonings. It is
+ not in them that our strength lies.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They tell us, that the measure of a
+ dissolution is an unpopular one. My
+ lord, it is not so, that you and I are to
+ be taken in. Picture to yourself the very
+ kennels flowing with rivers of beer.
+ Imagine the door of every hospitable ale-house
+ throughout the kingdom, thrown
+ open for the reception of the ragged and
+ pennyless burgess. Imagine the whole
+ country filled with the shouts of drunkenness,
+ and the air rent with mingled
+ huzzas. Represent the broken heads,
+ and the bleeding noses, the tattered raiment,
+ and staggering bodies of a million
+ of loyal voters. My lord, will they pretend,
+ that the measure that gives birth to
+ this glorious scene, is unpopular? We
+ must be very ill versed in the science
+ of human nature, if we could believe
+ them.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But a more important consideration
+ arises. A general election would be of
+ little value, if by means of it a majority
+ of representatives were not to be
+ gained to the aristocratical party. If I
+ were to disadvise a dissolution, it would
+ be from the fear of a sinister event. It
+ is true, your lordship has a thousand
+ soft blandishments. You can smile and
+ bow in the newest and most approved
+ manner. But, my lord, in the midst of
+ a parcel of Billingsgate fishwomen, in
+ the midst of a circle of butchers with
+ marrow-bones and cleavers, I am afraid
+ these accomplishments would be of little
+ avail. It is he, most noble patron, who
+ can swallow the greatest quantity of porter,
+ who can roar the best catch, and
+ who is the compleatest bruiser, that
+ will finally carry the day. He must
+ kiss the frost-bitten lips of the green-grocers.
+ He must smooth the frowzy
+ cheeks of chandlers-shop women. He
+ must stroke down the infinite belly of a
+
+ Wapping landlady. I see your lordship
+ tremble at the very catalogue. Could
+ you divide yourself into a thousand parts,
+ and every part be ten times more gigantic
+ than the whole, you would shrink into
+ non-entity at the disgustful scene.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this emergency I can invent only
+ one expedient. Your lordship I remember
+ had six different services of plate
+ when you were in Ireland, and the duke
+ of P&#8212;&#8212; could boast only of three.
+ You had also five footmen and a scullion
+ boy more than his grace. By all this
+ magnificence I have been told that you
+ dazzled and enchanted a certain class of
+ the good people of that kingdom. My
+ lord, you must now improve the popularity
+ you gained. Import by the very
+ first hoy a competent number of chairmen.
+ You are not to be told that they
+ are accustomed to put on a gold-lace coat
+ as soon as they arrive upon our shore,
+ and dub themselves fortune-hunters. It
+
+ will be easy therefore to pass them here
+ for gentlemen, whose low familiarity shall
+ be construed into the most ravishing condescension.
+ No men, my lord, can drink
+ better than they. There is no constitution,
+ but that of an Irish chairman, that can
+ dispense with the bouncing whisky. They
+ are both brawny and courageous, and must
+ therefore make excellent bruisers. Their
+ chief talent lies in the art of courtship,
+ and they are by no means nice and squeamish
+ in their stomach for a mistress.
+ They can also occasionally put off the
+ assumed character of good breeding, and
+ if it be necessary to act over again the
+ celebrated scenes of Balfe and M'Quirk,
+ they would not be found at a loss. My
+ lord, they seem to have been created for
+ this very purpose, and if you have any
+ hope from a general election, you must
+ derive every benefit from their distinguished
+ merit. I own however, I am
+ apprehensive for the experiment, and after
+ all would advise your lordship to recur
+
+ to the very excellent scheme of the common-council
+ men.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is only one point more which
+ it remains for me to discuss. I have already
+ taken it for granted, that you are
+ offered your choice of every post that exists
+ in the government of this country.
+ Here again, if you were to consult friends
+ less knowing than myself, you would be
+ presented with nothing but jarring and
+ discordant opinions. Some would say,
+ George, take it, and some, George, let it
+ alone. For my part, my lord, I would
+ advise you to do neither the one nor the
+ other. Fickleness and instability, your
+ lordship will please to observe, are of the
+ very essence of a real statesman. Who
+ were the greatest statesmen this country
+ ever had to boast? They were, my lord,
+ the two Villiers's, dukes of Buckingham.
+ Did not the first of these take his young
+ master to the kingdom of Spain, in order
+ to marry the infanta, and then break
+
+ off the match for no cause at all? Did
+ he not afterwards involve the nation in
+ a quarrel with the king of France, only
+ because her most christian majesty would
+ not let him go to bed to her? What was
+ the character of the second duke? This
+ nobleman,
+
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <h3><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e731"></a></h3>
+ <div class="lg">Stiff in opinions, always in the wrong,<br>Was every thing by starts, and nothing long,<br>But, in the course of one revolving moon,<br>Was chymist, fiddler, statesman, and buffoon.<br><br></div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ My lord, I do not flatter you so far as
+ to suppose that your abilities are as great,
+ or that you will ever make so distinguished
+ a figure as either of these noblemen.
+ But I would have you imitate them in
+ your humbler circle, and venture greatly,
+ though the honour you should derive
+ from it, should be only, that you greatly
+ fell. Accept therefore, my lord, of one
+ of the principal responsible offices without
+ thought and without hesitation.
+ Through terror or manly spirit, or whatever
+
+ you choose to call it, resign again
+ the next day. As soon as you have done
+ this, make interest for another place, and
+ if you can obtain it, throw it up as soon
+ again. This, my lord, is not, as an ignorant
+ and coxcomical writer has represented
+ it, "the vibration of a pendulum,"
+ but a conduct, wise, manly,
+ judicious, and heroic. Who does not
+ know, that the twinkling stars are of a
+ more excellent nature, than those which
+ shine upon us with unremitted lustre?
+ Who does not know that the comet,
+ which appears for a short time, and vanishes
+ again for revolving years, is more
+ gazed upon than either? But I am afraid
+ the comet is too sublime an idea for your
+ lordship's comprehension. I would therefore
+ recommend to you, to make the
+ cracker the model of your conduct. You
+ should snap and bounce at regular intervals;
+ at one moment you should seem a
+ blazing star, and the next be lost in trackless
+ darkness.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, there is nothing, which at
+ all times I have taken more pains to subdue,
+ than that overweening pride, and
+ immeasurable conceit, which are the principal
+ features of your lordship's character.
+ Nature, indeed, has furnished you with
+ one corrective to them, or they must infallibly
+ have damned you. It is timidity.
+ Other people may laugh at this
+ quality. For my part I esteem it worthy
+ the loudest praise and most assiduous cultivation.
+ When the balance hangs in
+ doubt between the adventurousness of
+ vanity and the frigidity of fear, ever incline
+ to the latter side. I had rather your
+ lordship should be a coward, than a coxcomb.
+ If however you could attain to
+ that reasonable and chastised opinion of
+ yourself, which should steer a proper
+ mean between these extremes, should
+ make you feel your strength, when menaced
+ by the most terrible adversaries,
+ and your weakness, when soothed by the
+ most fawning parasites, this, my lord,
+
+ would be the highest perfection to which
+ you could possibly attain. I will therefore
+ close my epistle with the discussion
+ of a case, which your lordship may think
+ parallel to the species of behaviour I have
+ recommended to your cultivation. I mean
+ that of the celebrated and incomparable
+ earl Granville, in the year 1746. I will
+ show you what this nobleman did, and
+ in how many particulars you must for
+ ever hope in vain to resemble him.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I remember, my lord, that you and
+ I once studied together the History of
+ England, in Question and Answer. If
+ your lordship recollects, the year 1746
+ began in the very height of the celebrated
+ rebellion. The ministers of the sovereign
+ at this time, were, that mixed and
+ plausible character, Mr. Pelham, and that
+ immortalized booby, the duke of Newcastle.
+ These gentlemen possessed their
+ full proportion of that passion, so universally
+ incident to the human frame, the
+
+ love of power. They had formed such
+ a connection with the monied interest of
+ the kingdom, that no administration
+ could go on without them. Conscious
+ to this circumstance, they had no toleration
+ for a rival, they could "bear no
+ brother near the throne." From this
+ sentiment, they had driven that most able
+ minister I have mentioned, from the cabinet
+ of his sovereign, in no very justifiable
+ manner, about twelve months before.
+ The same jealousy kept alive their suspicions:
+ they knew the partiality of their
+ master: they imagined their antagonist
+ still lurked behind the curtain. The distresses
+ of the kingdom were to them the
+ ladder of ambition. This was the language
+ they held to their sovereign: "The
+ enemy is already advanced into the
+ heart of your majesty's dominions.
+ We know that you cannot do without
+ us. You must therefore listen
+ with patience to what we shall dictate.
+ Drive from your presence for
+
+ ever the wisest and the ablest of all
+ your counsellors. This is the only
+ condition, upon which we will continue
+ to serve you in this perilous moment."
+ Majesty, as it was but natural,
+ was disgusted with this language.
+ The Pelhams resigned. Lord Granville
+ accepted the seals. And he held them
+ I believe for something more than a
+ fortnight.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My lord, I will tell you, what were the
+ Pelhams, and what was the true character
+ of lord Granville. Whatever may be
+ said, and much I think may justly be
+ said, in favour of the former, they were
+ not men of genius. Capable of conducting,
+ and willing upon the whole to conduct
+ with loyalty and propriety the affairs
+ of their country, while they kept within
+ the beaten channel, they were not born
+ to grapple with arduous situations. They
+ had not that commanding spirit of adventure,
+ which leads a man into the path of
+
+ supererogation and voluntary service: they
+ had not that firm and collected fortitude
+ which induces a man to look danger in
+ the face, to encounter it in all its force,
+ and to drive it from all its retrenchments.
+ They were particularly attached to the
+ patronage, which is usually annexed to
+ their high situations. They did not come
+ into power by the voice of the people.
+ They were not summoned to assume the
+ administration by a vote of the house of
+ commons. They were introduced into
+ the cabinet by an inglorious and guilty
+ compromise of sir Robert Walpole; a
+ compromise, that shunned the light; a
+ compromise, that reflected indelible disgrace
+ upon every individual concerned in
+ it. We will suppose them ever so much
+ in the right in the instance before us.
+ For certainly, the same responsibility, that
+ ought to remove a minister from the
+ helm, when he is become obnoxious to
+ his countrymen, equally makes it improper,
+ that he should be originally appointed
+
+ by the fancy or capricious partiality
+ of the sovereign. But were they
+ over so much in the right, it will yet
+ remain true, that they took a poor and
+ ungenerous advantage of the personal
+ distresses of their master, which men
+ of a large heart, and of sterling genius,
+ could never have persuaded themselves to
+ take.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such were the ministers, whom it
+ appears that king George the second
+ would have had no objection to strip of
+ their employments. I will tell you who
+ it was, that he was willing to have substituted
+ in their place. It was a man
+ of infinite genius. His taste was a standard
+ to those, who were most attached
+ to the fine arts, and most uninterruptedly
+ conversant with them. His eloquence
+ was splendid, animated, and engaging.
+ Of all the statesmen then existing
+ in Europe, he was perhaps the
+
+ individual, who best understood the interests
+ and the politics of all her courts.
+ But your lordship may probably find it
+ somewhat more intelligible, if I take the
+ other side of the picture, and tell you
+ what he was not. He was not a man
+ of fawning and servility. He did not
+ rest his ambitious pretensions upon any
+ habitual adroitness, upon the arts of
+ wheedling, and the tones of insinuation.
+ He rested them upon the most solid talents,
+ and the most brilliant accomplishments.
+ He did not creep into the closet
+ of his sovereign uncalled, and endeavour
+ to make himself of consequence by assiduities
+ and officiousness. He pleaded for
+ years, in a manly and ingenuous manner,
+ the cause of the people in parliament.
+ It was by a popularity, great, and almost
+ without exception, that he was introduced
+ into power. When defeated by
+ the undermining and contemptible art of
+ his rivals; when convinced that it was
+
+ impossible for him, to employ his abilities
+ with success in the service of his
+ country, he retired. And it was only
+ by the personal intreaties of his sovereign,
+ and to assist him in that arduous
+ and difficult situation, in which those
+ who ought to have served, deserted him,
+ that he once again accepted of office.
+ He accepted it, for the temporary
+ benefit of his country, and till those
+ persons, who only could come into administration
+ with efficiency and advantage,
+ should again resume their places.
+ He made way for them without a struggle.
+ He did not pretend to set practical
+ impotence, though accompanied with
+ abilities incomparably the superior, against
+ that influence and connexion by which
+ they were supported. Of consequence,
+ my lord, his memory will always be respected
+ and cherished by the bulk of
+ mankind.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not mean to propose him to your
+ lordship for a model. I never imagined
+ that your talents qualified you for the
+ most distant resemblance of him; and I
+ wished to convince you how inferior they
+ were. Beside, my lord, he did not act
+ upon the Machiavelian plan. His system
+ was that of integrity, frankness,
+ and confidence. He desired to meet
+ his enemies; and the more extensive
+ the ground upon which he could meet
+ them, the better. I was never idle
+ enough to think of such a line of conduct
+ for your lordship. Go on then in
+ those crooked paths, and that invisible
+ direction, for which nature has so eminently
+ fitted you. Intrench yourself behind
+ the letter of the law. Avoid,
+ carefully avoid, the possibility of any
+ sinister evidence. And having uniformly
+ taken these precautions, defy all the
+ malice of your enemies. They may
+ threaten, but they shall never hurt you.
+
+ They may make you tremble and shrink
+ with fancied terrors, but they shall never
+ be able to man so much as a straw
+ against you. Immortality, my lord, is
+ suspended over your head. Do not
+ shudder at the sound. It shall not be
+ an immortality of infamy. It shall only
+ be an immortality of contempt.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE END.
+
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h2><a name="essay3"></a>
+ AN ACCOUNT OF THE SEMINARY
+
+ That will be opened
+
+ On MONDAY the Fourth Day of AUGUST,
+
+ At EPSOM in SURREY,
+
+ For the INSTRUCTION of
+
+ TWELVE PUPILS
+
+ IN
+
+ The GREEK, LATIN, FRENCH, and ENGLISH Languages.
+
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ M.DCC.LXXXIII.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><b>
+ AN
+
+ ACCOUNT
+
+ OF THE
+
+ SEMINARY, &amp;c.
+ </b></p>
+ <p>
+ The two principal objects of human
+ power are government and
+ education. They have accordingly engrossed
+ a very large share in the disquisitions
+ of the speculative in all ages. The
+ subject of the former indeed is man, already
+ endowed with his greatest force of
+ body, and arrived at the exercise of his
+ intellectual powers: the subject of the
+ latter is man, as yet shut up in the feebleness
+ of childhood, and the imbecility of
+ inexperience. Civil society is great and
+ unlimited in its extent; the time has
+ been, when the whole known world was
+
+ in a manner united in one community:
+ but the sphere of education has always
+ been limited. It is for nations to produce
+ the events, that enchant the imagination,
+ and ennoble the page of history:
+ infancy must always pass away in the unimportance
+ of mirth, and the privacy of
+ retreat. That government however is a
+ theme so much superior to education, is
+ not perhaps so evident, as we may at first
+ imagine.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is indeed wider in its extent, but it
+ is infinitely less absolute in its power.
+ The state of society is incontestibly artificial;
+ the power of one man over another
+ must be always derived from convention,
+ or from conquest; by nature
+ we are equal. The necessary consequence
+ is, that government must always depend
+ upon the opinion of the governed. Let
+ the most oppressed people under heaven
+ once change their mode of thinking,
+ and they are free. But the inequality of
+ parents and children is the law of our
+
+ nature, eternal and uncontrolable.&#8212;Government
+ is very limited in its power
+ of making men either virtuous or happy;
+ it is only in the infancy of society that
+ it can do any thing considerable; in its
+ maturity it can only direct a few of our
+ outward actions. But our moral dispositions
+ and character depend very much,
+ perhaps entirely, upon education.&#8212;Children
+ indeed are weak and imbecil; but
+ it is the imbecility of spring, and not
+ that of autumn; the imbecility that
+ verges towards power, and not that is
+ already exhausted with performance. To
+ behold heroism in its infancy, and immortality
+ in the bud, must be a most attractive
+ object. To mould those pliant
+ dispositions, upon which the happiness
+ of multitudes may one day depend, must
+ be infinitely important.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Proportionable to what we have stated
+ to be the importance of the subject, is
+ the attention that has been afforded it in
+ the republic of letters. The brightest
+
+ wits, and the profoundest philosophers
+ have emulated each other in their endeavours
+ to elucidate so valuable a theme.
+ In vain have pedants urged the stamp of
+ antiquity, and the approbation of custom;
+ there is scarcely the scheme so visionary,
+ the execution of which has not
+ at some time or other been attempted.
+ Of the writers upon this interesting subject,
+ he perhaps that has produced the
+ most valuable treatise is Rousseau. If
+ men of equal abilities have explored this
+ ample field, I know of none, however,
+ who have so thoroughly investigated the
+ first principles of the science, or who
+ have treated it so much at large. If he
+ have indulged to a thousand agreeable visions,
+ and wandered in the pursuit of
+ many a specious paradox, he has however
+ richly repaid us for this defect, by the
+ profoundest researches, and the most solid
+ discoveries.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have borrowed so many of my ideas
+ from this admirable writer, that I thought
+
+ it necessary to make this acknowledgement
+ in the outset. The learned reader
+ will readily perceive, that if I have not
+ scrupled to profit from his discoveries, at
+ least I have freely and largely dissented
+ from him, where he appeared to me to
+ wander from the path of truth. For my
+ own part, I am persuaded that it can
+ only be by striking off something of inflexibility
+ from his system, and something
+ of pedantry from the common
+ one, that we can expect to furnish a
+ medium, equally congenial to the elegance
+ of civilization, and the manliness
+ of virtue.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In pursuance of these principles it
+ shall be my first business to enquire,
+ whether or not the languages ought to
+ make any part of a perfect system of
+ education; and if they ought, at what
+ time they should be commenced. The
+ study of them does indeed still retain its
+ ground in our public schools and universities.
+ But it has received a rude
+
+ shock from some writers of the present
+ age; nor has any attack been more formidable,
+ than that of the author of
+ Emile. Let us endeavour to examine
+ the question, neither with the cold prejudice
+ of antiquity on the one hand;
+ nor on the other, with the too eager
+ thirst of novelty, and unbounded admiration
+ of the geniuses, by whom it has
+ been attacked.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we look back to the venerable
+ ancients, we behold a class of writers, if
+ not of a much higher rank, at least of a
+ very different character, from the moderns.
+ One natural advantage they indisputably
+ possessed. The field of nature
+ was all their own. It had not yet
+ been blasted by any vulgar breath, or
+ touched with a sacrilegious hand. Its
+ fairest flowers had not been culled, and
+ its choicest sweets rifled before them.
+ As they were not encumbered and hedged
+ in with the multitude of their predecessors,
+ they did not servilely borrow their
+
+ knowledge from books; they read it in
+ the page of the universe. They studied
+ nature in all her romantic scenes, and all
+ her secret haunts. They studied men in
+ the various ranks of society, and in different
+ nations of the world. I might
+ add to this several other advantages. Of
+ these the noble freedom of mind that
+ was characteristic of the republicans of
+ Greece and Rome, and that has scarcely
+ any parallel among ourselves, would not
+ be the least.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Agreeably to these advantages, they
+ almost every where, particularly among
+ the Greeks, bear upon them the stamp
+ of originality. All copies are feeble and
+ unmarked. They sacrifice the plainness
+ of nature to the gaudiness of ornament,
+ and the tinsel of wit. But the ancients
+ are full of a noble and affecting simplicity.
+ By one touch of nature and observation
+ they paint a scene more truly,
+ than their successors are able to do in
+ whole wire-drawn pages. In description
+
+ they are unequalled. Their eloquence
+ is fervent, manly and sonorous. Their
+ thoughts are just, natural, independent
+ and profound. The pathos of Virgil,
+ and the sublimity of Homer, have never
+ been surpassed. And as their knowledge
+ was not acquired in learned indolence,
+ they knew how to join the severest application
+ with the brightest genius. Accordingly
+ in their style they have united
+ simplicity, eloquence and harmony, in
+ a manner of which the moderns have
+ seldom had even an idea. The correctness
+ of a Caesar, and the sonorous period
+ of a Cicero; the majesty of a Virgil,
+ and the politeness of a Horace, are such
+ as no living language can express.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is the remark of a certain old-fashioned
+ writer, "The form of the
+ world passeth away." A century or two
+ ago the greatest wits were known to have
+ pathetically lamented, that the writers, of
+ whose merits I have been speaking, were
+ handed down to us in so mutilated a condition.
+
+ Now it seems very probable,
+ that, if their works were totally annihilated,
+ it would scarcely call forth a sigh
+ from the refined geniuses of the present
+ age. It is certainly very possible to carry
+ the passion for antiquity to a ridiculous
+ extreme. No man can reasonably deny,
+ that it is by us only that the true system
+ of the universe has been ascertained, and
+ that we have made very valuable improvements
+ upon many of the arts. No man
+ can question that some of our English
+ poets have equalled the ancients in sublimity,
+ and that, to say the least, our
+ neighbours, the French, have emulated
+ the elegance of their composition in a
+ manner, that is very far indeed from contempt.
+ From these concessions however
+ we are by no means authorised to infer
+ their inutility.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I shall be told that in the first revival
+ of letters the study of the ancient
+ languages might indeed be very proper;
+
+ but since that time we have had so many
+ excellent truncations of every thing they
+ contain, that to waste the time, and exhaust
+ the activity of our youth in the
+ learning of Latin and Greek, is to very
+ little purpose indeed. Translation! what
+ a strange word! To me I confess it
+ appears the most unaccountable invention,
+ that ever entered into the mind of man.
+ To distil the glowing conceptions, and to
+ travesty the beautiful language of the ancients,
+ through the medium of a language
+ estranged to all its peculiarities and all its
+ elegancies. The best thoughts and expressions
+ of an author, those that distinguish
+ one writer from another, are precisely
+ those that are least capable of being
+ translated. And who are the men
+ we are to employ in this promising business?
+ Original genius disdains the unmeaning
+ drudgery. A mind that has
+ one feature resembling the ancients, will
+ scarcely stoop to be their translator. The
+ persons then, to whom the performance
+
+ must be committed, are persons of cool
+ elegance. Endowed with a little barren
+ taste, they must be inanimate enough to
+ tread with laborious imbecility in the
+ footsteps of another. They must be
+ eternally incapable of imbibing the spirit,
+ and glowing with the fire of their original.
+ But we shall seldom come off so
+ well as this. The generality of translators
+ are either on the one hand mere pedants
+ and dealers in words, who, understanding
+ the grammatical construction of
+ a period, never gave themselves the
+ trouble to enquire, whether it conveyed
+ either sentiment or instruction; or on
+ the other hand mere writers for hire, the
+ retainers of a bookseller, men who translate
+ Homer from the French, and Horace
+ out of Creech.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let it not be said that I am now talking
+ at random. Let us descend to examples.
+ We need not be afraid of instancing
+ in the most favourable. I believe
+
+ it is generally allowed that Mr.
+ Pope's Iliad is the very best version that
+ was ever made out of one language into
+ another. It must be confessed to exhibit
+ very many poetical beauties. As a trial
+ of skill, as an instance of what can be
+ effected upon so forlorn a hope, it must
+ ever be admired. But were I to search
+ for a true idea of the style and composition
+ of Homer, I think I should rather
+ recur to the verbal translation in the
+ margin of the original, than to the version
+ of Pope. Homer is the simplest
+ and most unaffected of poets. Of all
+ the writers of elegance and taste that
+ ever existed, his translator is the most
+ ornamented. We acknowledge Homer
+ by his loose and flowing robe, that does
+ not constrain a muscle of his frame.
+ But Pope presents himself in the close
+ and ungraceful habit of modern times;
+
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <h3><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e849"></a></h3>
+ <div class="lg">"Glittering with gems, and stiff with woven gold."<br><br></div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ No, let us for once conduct ourselves
+ with honesty and generosity. If we will
+
+ not study the ancients in their own nervous
+ and manly page, let us close their
+ volumes for ever. I had rather, says the
+ amiable philosopher of Chaeronea, it
+ should be said of me, that there never
+ was such a man as Plutarch, than that
+ Plutarch was ill-natured, arbitrary, and
+ tyrannical. And were I the bard of Venusia,
+ sure I am, I had rather be entirely
+ forgotten, than not be known for
+ the polite, the spirited, and the elegant
+ writer I really was.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To converse with the accomplished, is
+ the obvious method by which to become
+ accomplished ourselves. This general
+ observation is equally applicable to the
+ study of polite writers of our own and
+ of other countries. But there are some
+ reasons, upon account of which we may
+ expect to derive a more perceptible advantage
+ from the ancients. They carried
+ the art of composition to greater
+ heights than any of the moderns. Their
+
+ writers were almost universally of a
+ higher rank in society, than ours. There
+ did not then exist the temptation of gain
+ to spur men on to the profession of an
+ author. An industrious modern will
+ produce twenty volumes, in the time
+ that Socrates employed to polish one
+ oration.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another argument flows from the simple
+ circumstance of their writing in a
+ different language. Of all the requisites
+ to the attainment either of a style of our
+ own, or a discernment in that of others,
+ the first is grammar. Without this, our
+ ideas must be always vague and desultory.
+ Respecting the delicacies of composition,
+ we may guess, but we can never decide
+ and demonstrate. Now, of the minutiae
+ of grammar, scarcely any man ever attained
+ a just knowledge, who was acquainted
+ with only one language. And
+ if the study of others be the surest, I
+ will venture also to pronounce it the
+
+ easiest method for acquiring a mastery in
+ philology.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From what has been said, I shall consider
+ this conclusion as sufficiently established,
+ that the languages ought at some
+ time to be learned by him who would
+ form to himself a perfect character. I
+ proceed to my second enquiry, at what
+ time the study of them should be commenced?
+ And here I think this to be
+ the best general answer: at the age of
+ ten years.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In favour of so early a period one
+ reason may be derived from what I have
+ just been mentioning. The knowledge
+ of more languages than one, is almost
+ an indispensible prerequisite to the just
+ understanding either of the subject of
+ grammar in particular, or of that of
+ style in general. Now if the cultivation
+ of elegance and propriety be at all
+ important, it cannot be entered upon
+
+ too soon, provided the ideas are already
+ competent to the capacity of the pupil.
+ The Roman Cornelia, who never suffered
+ a provincial accent, or a grammatical
+ barbarism in the hearing of her
+ children, has always been cited with
+ commendation; and the subsequent rhetorical
+ excellence of the Gracchi has
+ been in a great degree ascribed to it.
+ Fluency, purity and ease are to be acquired
+ by insensible degrees: and against
+ habits of this kind I apprehend there can
+ be no objection.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another argument of still greater importance
+ is, that the knowledge of languages
+ has scarcely ever been mastered,
+ but by those, the commencement of
+ whose acquaintance with them was early.
+ To be acquainted with any science slightly
+ and superficially, can in my opinion be
+ productive of little advantage. But such
+ an acquaintance with languages must be
+ very useless indeed. What benefit can
+
+ it be expected that we should derive from
+ an author, whom we cannot peruse with
+ facility and pleasure? The study of such
+ an author will demand a particular
+ strength of resolution, and aptitude of
+ humour. He can scarcely become the
+ favourite companion of our retirement,
+ and the never-failing solace of our cares.
+ Something of slow and saturnine must
+ be the necessary accompaniment of that
+ disposition, that can conquer the difficulties
+ of such a pursuit. And accordingly
+ we find that the classics and the
+ school are generally quitted together,
+ even by persons of taste, who have not
+ acquired a competent mastery of them
+ in their course of education. Very few
+ indeed have been those, who, estranged
+ to the languages till the age of manhood,
+ have after that period obtained such a familiarity
+ with them, as could ever be
+ productive of any considerable advantage.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Brutes and savages are totally unacquainted
+ with lassitude and spleen, the
+ lust of variety, and the impatience of
+ curiosity. In a state of society our ideas
+ habitually succeed in a certain proportion,
+ and an employment that retards
+ their progress, speedily becomes disagreeable
+ and tedious. But children, not
+ having yet felt this effect of civilization,
+ are not susceptible to this cause of disgust.
+ They are endowed with a pliableness
+ and versatility of mind, that with a
+ little attention and management may
+ easily be turned to any pursuit. Their
+ understandings not yet preoccupied, they
+ have a singular facility of apprehending,
+ and strength of retention. It is certain
+ this pliableness and facility are very liable
+ to abuse. It is not easy to believe, that
+ they were given to learn words without
+ meaning; terms of art, not understood
+ by the pupil; the systems of theologians,
+ and the jargon of metaphysics. But then
+ neither were they given without a capacity
+
+ of being turned to advantage. And
+ it should seem that it could not be a very
+ fallacious antidote to abuse, to confine
+ our instructions to such kinds of knowledge,
+ as are of the highest importance,
+ and are seldom learned with success, and
+ even scarcely attainable, at any other period.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let it be observed that I have not fixed
+ upon the age of ten years at random.
+ It is the observation of Rousseau; Both
+ children and men are essentially feeble.
+ Children, because however few be their
+ wants, they are unable to supply them.
+ Men, in a state of society, because
+ whatever be their absolute strength, the
+ play of the imagination renders their
+ desires yet greater. There is an intermediate
+ period, in which our powers
+ having made some progress, and the artificial
+ and imaginary wants being unknown,
+ we are relatively strong. And
+ this he represents as the principal period
+
+ of instruction. This remark is indeed
+ still more striking, when applied to a
+ pupil, the progress of whose imagination
+ is sedulously retarded. But it is not
+ destitute either of truth or utility in the
+ most general application we can possibly
+ give it. Let it be observed, that Rousseau
+ fixes the commencement of this period
+ at twelve years. I would choose to
+ take it at ten.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However we may find it convenient to
+ distribute the productions of nature into
+ classes, and her operations into epochas,
+ yet let it be remembered, that her progress
+ is silent and imperceptible. Between
+ a perfect animal and vegetable,
+ the distinction is of the highest order.
+ Between distant periods we may remark
+ the most important differences. But the
+ gradations of nature are uninterrupted.
+ Of her chain every link is compleat.
+ As therefore I shall find in commencing
+ at ten years, that my time will be barely
+
+ sufficient for the purposes to which I
+ would appropriate it, I consider this circumstance
+ as sufficient to determine my
+ election. A youth of ten years is omnipotent,
+ if we contrast him with a youth
+ of eight.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if the languages constitute so valuable
+ a part of a just system of education,
+ the next question is, in what manner
+ they are to be taught. Indeed, I
+ believe, if the persons employed in the
+ business of education had taken half the
+ pains to smooth the access to this department
+ of literature, that they have employed
+ to plant it round with briars and
+ thorns, its utility and propriety, in the
+ view we are now considering it, would
+ scarcely have been questioned.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is something necessarily disgusting
+ in the forms of grammar. Grammar
+ therefore is made in our public
+ schools the business of a twelvemonth.
+
+ Rules are heaped upon rules with laborious
+ stupidity. To render them the
+ more formidable, they are presented to
+ our youth in the very language, the first
+ principles of which they are designed to
+ teach. For my own part, I am persuaded
+ the whole business of grammar
+ may be dispatched in a fortnight. I
+ would only teach the declensions of
+ nouns, and the inflexions of verbs. For
+ the rest, nothing is so easily demonstrated,
+ as that the auxiliary sciences are
+ best communicated in connection with
+ their principals. Chronology, geography,
+ are never so thoroughly understood,
+ as by him that treats them literally as
+ the handmaids of history. He, who is
+ instructed in Latin with clearness and
+ accuracy, will never be at a loss for the
+ rules of grammar.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to complete the disgust we seem
+ so careful to inspire, the learned languages
+ are ever surrounded with the severity
+
+ verity of discipline; and it would probably
+ be thought little short of sacrilege
+ to discompose their features with a smile.
+ Such a mode of proceeding can never be
+ sufficiently execrated.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, I shall be told, "this is the
+ time to correct the native vices of the
+ mind. In childhood the influence of
+ pain and mortification is comparatively
+ trifling. What then can be more judicious
+ than to accumulate upon this
+ period, what must otherwise fall with
+ tenfold mischief upon the age of maturity?"
+ In answer to this reasoning,
+ let it be first considered, how many
+ there are, who by the sentence of nature
+ are called out of existence, before they
+ can live to reap these boasted advantages.
+ Which of you is there, that has not at
+ some time regretted that age, in which a
+ smile is ever upon the countenance, and
+ peace and serenity at the bottom of the
+ heart? How is it you can consent to
+
+ deprive these little innocents of an enjoyment,
+ that slides so fast away? How is
+ it you can find in your heart to pall these
+ fleeting years with bitterness and slavery?
+ The undesigning gaiety of youth has the
+ strongest claim upon your humanity.
+ There is not in the world a truer object
+ of pity, than a child terrified at every
+ glance, and watching, with anxious uncertainty,
+ the caprices of a pedagogue.
+ If he survive, the liberty of manhood is
+ dearly bought by so many heart aches.
+ And if he die, happy to escape your
+ cruelty, the only advantage he derives
+ from the sufferings you have inflicted, is
+ that of not regretting a life, of which
+ he knew nothing but the torments.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But who is it that has told you, that
+ the certain, or even the probable consequences
+ of this severity are beneficial?
+ Nothing is so easily proved, as that the
+ human mind is pure and spotless, as it
+ came from the hands of God, and that
+
+ the vices of which you complain, have
+ their real source in those shallow and
+ contemptible precautions, that you pretend
+ to employ against them. Of all the
+ conditions to which we are incident,
+ there is none so unpropitious to whatever
+ is ingenuous and honourable, as that of a
+ slave. It plucks away by the root all
+ sense of dignity, and all manly confidence.
+ In those nations of antiquity,
+ most celebrated for fortitude and heroism,
+ their youth had never their haughty and
+ unsubmitting neck bowed to the inglorious
+ yoke of a pedagogue. To borrow
+ the idea of that gallant assertor of humanity,
+ sir Richard Steele: I will not
+ say that our public schools have not produced
+ many great and illustrious characters;
+ but I will assert, there was not one
+ of those characters, that would not have
+ been more manly and venerable, if they
+ had never been subjected to this vile and
+ sordid condition.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having thus set aside the principal
+ corruptions of modern education, the
+ devising methods for facilitating the acquisition
+ of languages will not be difficult.
+ The first books put into the hands
+ of a pupil should be simple, interesting,
+ and agreeable. By their means, he will
+ perceive a reasonableness and a beauty in
+ the pursuit. If he be endowed by nature
+ with a clear understanding, and the
+ smallest propensity to literature, he will
+ need very little to stimulate him either
+ from hope or fear.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Attentive to the native gaiety of youth,
+ the periods, in which his attention is required,
+ though frequent in their returns,
+ should in their duration be short and inoppressive.
+ The pupil should do nothing
+ merely because he is seen or heard by
+ his preceptor. If he have companions,
+ still nothing more is requisite, than that
+ degree of silence and order, which shall
+ hinder the attention of any from being
+
+ involuntarily diverted. The pupil has
+ nothing to conceal, and no need of falsehood.
+ The approbation of the preceptor
+ respects only what comes directly under
+ his cognizance, and cannot be disguised.
+ Even here, remembering the volatility
+ and sprightliness, inseparable from
+ the age, humanity will induce him not
+ to animadvert with warmth upon the appearances
+ of a casual distraction, but he
+ will rather solicit the return of attention
+ by gentleness, than severity.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But of all rules, the most important is
+ that of preserving an uniform, even tenour
+ of conduct. Into the government
+ of youth passion and caprice should never
+ enter. The gentle yoke of the preceptor
+ should be confounded as much as possible,
+ with the eternal laws of nature and
+ necessity. The celebrated maxim of republican
+ government should be adopted
+ here. The laws should speak, and the
+ magistrate be silent. The constitution
+
+ should be for ever unchangeable and independent
+ of the character of him that
+ administers it.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing can certainly be more absurd
+ than the attempt to educate children by
+ reason. We may be sure they will treat
+ every determination as capricious, that
+ shocks their inclination. The <em>chef
+ d'oeuvre</em> of a good education is to form
+ a reasonable human being; and yet they
+ pretend to govern a child by argument
+ and ratiocination. This is to enter upon
+ the work at the wrong end, and to endeavour
+ to convert the fabric itself into
+ one of the tools by which it is constructed.
+ The laws of the preceptor
+ ought to be as final and inflexible, as
+ they are mild and humane.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is yet another method for facilitating
+ the acquisition of languages, so
+ just in itself, and so universally practicable,
+ that I cannot forbear mentioning
+
+ it. It is that of commencing with the
+ modern languages, French for instance
+ in this country. These in the education
+ of our youth, are universally postponed
+ to what are stiled the learned languages.
+ I shall perhaps be told that modern
+ tongues being in a great measure derived
+ from the Latin, the latter is very properly
+ to be considered as introductory to
+ the former. But why then do we not
+ adopt the same conduct in every instance?
+ Why to the Latin do we not premise the
+ Greek, and to the Greek the Coptic and
+ Oriental tongues? Or how long since is
+ it, that the synthetic has been proved so
+ much superior to the analytic mode of
+ instruction? In female education, the
+ modern languages are taught without all
+ this preparation; nor do I find that our
+ fair rivals are at all inferior to the generality
+ of our sex in their proficiency.
+ With the youth of sense and spirit of
+ both sexes, the learning of French is
+ usually considered, rather as a pleasure,
+
+ than a burden. Were the Latin communicated
+ in the same mild and accommodating
+ manner, I think I may venture
+ to pronounce, that thus taken in the second
+ place, there will be no great difficulty
+ in rendering it equally attractive.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would just observe that there is an
+ obvious propriety in the French language
+ being learned under the same direction,
+ as the Latin and Greek. The pursuit of
+ this elegant accomplishment ought at no
+ time to be entirely omitted. But the attention
+ of youth is distracted between the
+ method of different masters, and their
+ amiable confidence, in the direction under
+ which they are placed, entirely ruined
+ by mutability and inconstance. The
+ same observation may also be applied
+ here, as in the learned languages. The
+ attention of the pupil should be confined
+ as much as possible to the most classical
+ writers; and the French would furnish
+ a most useful subsidiary in a course of
+
+ history. Let me add, that though I have
+ prescribed the age of ten years, as the
+ most eligible for the commencement of
+ classical education, I conceive there
+ would be no impropriety in taking up
+ the modern language so early as nine.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such then is the kind of subjection,
+ that the learning of languages demands.
+ The question that recurs upon us is; How
+ far this subjection may fairly be considered
+ as exceptionable, and whether its
+ beneficial consequences do not infinitely
+ outweigh the trifling inconveniences that
+ may still be ascribed to it?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there is another subject that demands
+ our consideration. Modern education
+ not only corrupts the heart of
+ our youth, by the rigid slavery to which
+ it condemns them, it also undermines
+ their reason, by the unintelligible jargon
+ with which they are overwhelmed in the
+ first instance, and the little attention,
+
+ that is given to the accommodating their
+ pursuits to their capacities in the second.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing can have a greater tendency
+ to clog and destroy the native activity of
+ the mind, than the profuseness with
+ which the memory of children is loaded,
+ by nurses, by mothers, by masters.
+ What can more corrupt the judgment,
+ than the communicating, without measure,
+ and without end, words entirely devoid
+ of meaning? What can have a
+ more ridiculous influence upon our taste,
+ than for the first verses to which our attention
+ is demanded, to consist of such
+ strange and uncouth jargon? To complete
+ the absurdity, and that we may
+ derive all that elegance and refinement
+ from the study of languages, that it is
+ calculated to afford, our first ideas of
+ Latin are to be collected from such authors,
+ as Corderius, Erasmus, Eutropius,
+ and the Selectae. To begin indeed
+ with the classical writers, is not the way
+
+ to smooth the path of literature. I am
+ of opinion however, that one of the
+ above-mentioned authors will be abundantly
+ sufficient. Let it be remembered,
+ that the passage from the introductory
+ studies to those authors, that form the
+ very essence of the language, will be
+ much facilitated by the previous acquisition
+ of the French.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having spoken of the article of memory,
+ let me be permitted to mention
+ the practice, that has of late gained so
+ great a vogue; the instructing children
+ in the art of spouting and acting plays.
+ Of all the qualities incident to human
+ nature, the most universally attractive is
+ simplicity, the most disgusting is affectation.
+ Now what idea has a child of
+ the passions of a hero, and the distresses
+ of royalty? But he is taught the most
+ vehement utterance, and a thousand constrained
+ cadences, without its being possible
+ that he should see in them, either
+ reasonableness or propriety.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would not have a child required to
+ commit any thing to memory more than
+ is absolutely necessary. If, however, he
+ be a youth of spirit, he will probably
+ learn some things in this manner, and
+ the sooner because it is not expected of
+ him. It will be of use for him to repeat
+ these with a grave and distinct voice,
+ accommodated to those cadences, which
+ the commas, the periods, and the notes
+ of interrogation, marked in his author,
+ may require, but without the smallest
+ instruction to humour the gay, or to sadden
+ the plaintive.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another article, that makes a conspicuous
+ figure in the education of our
+ youth, is composition. Before they are
+ acquainted with the true difference between
+ verse and prose, before they are
+ prepared to decide upon the poetical
+ merit of Lily and Virgil, they are called
+ upon to write Latin verse themselves.
+ In the same manner some of their first
+
+ prose compositions are in a dead language.
+ An uniform, petty, ridiculous
+ scheme is laid down, and within that
+ scheme all their thoughts are to be circumscribed.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Composition is certainly a desirable
+ art, and I think can scarcely be entered
+ upon too soon. It should be one end
+ after which I would endeavour, and the
+ mode of effecting it will be farther illustrated
+ in the sequel, to solicit a pupil to
+ familiarity, and to induce him to disclose
+ his thoughts upon such subjects as were
+ competent to his capacity, in an honest
+ and simple manner. After having thus
+ warmed him by degrees, it might be
+ proper to direct him to write down his
+ thoughts, without any prescribed method,
+ in the natural and spontaneous
+ manner, in which they flowed from his
+ mind. Thus the talk of throwing his
+ reflections upon paper would be facilitated
+ to him, and his style gradually
+
+ formed, without teaching him any kind
+ of restraint and affectation. To the
+ reader who enters at all into my ideas
+ upon the subject, it were needless to
+ subjoin, that I should never think of
+ putting a youth upon the composition of
+ verse.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From all I have said it will be sufficiently
+ evident, that it would be a constant
+ object with me to model my instructions
+ to the capacity of my pupil.
+ They are books, that beyond all things
+ teach us to talk without thinking, and
+ use words without meaning. To this
+ evil there can be no complete remedy.
+ But shall we abolish literature, because it
+ is not unaccompanied with inconveniencies?
+ Shall we return to a state of savage
+ ignorance, because all the advantages of
+ civilization have their attendant disadvantages?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only remedy that can be applied,
+ is to accustom ourselves to clear and accurate
+
+ investigation. To prefer, whereever
+ we can have recourse to it, the book
+ of nature to any human composition.
+ To begin with the latter as late as may
+ be consistent with the most important
+ purposes of education. And when we
+ do begin, so to arrange our studies, as
+ that we may commence with the simplest
+ and easiest sciences, and proportion our
+ progress to the understanding of the
+ pupil.
+
+ With respect to grammar in particular,
+ the declensions of nouns, and the inflexions
+ of verbs, we may observe, that
+ to learn words to which absolutely no
+ ideas are affixed, is not to learn to think
+ loosely, and to believe without being
+ convinced. These certainly can never
+ corrupt the mind. And I suppose no
+ one will pretend, that to learn grammar,
+ is to be led to entertain inaccurate notions
+ of the subjects, about which it is
+ particularly conversant. On the contrary,
+
+ the ideas of grammar are exceedingly
+ clear and accurate. It has, in my
+ opinion, all those advantages, by which
+ the study of geometry is usually recommended,
+ without any of its disadvantages.
+ It tends much to purge the understanding,
+ to render it close in its investigations,
+ and sure in its decisions. It
+ introduces more easily and intelligibly
+ than mathematical science, that most
+ difficult of all the mental operations,
+ abstraction. It imperceptibly enlarges
+ our conceptions, and generalises our
+ ideas.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if to read its authors, be the most
+ valuable purpose of learning a language,
+ the grammar will not be sufficient. Other
+ books will be necessary. And how shall
+ these be chosen, so as not to leave behind
+ us the understanding of our pupil? Shall
+ we introduce him first to the sublime
+ flights of Virgil, the philosophical investigations
+ of a Cicero, or the refined
+
+ elegance and gay satire of Horace? Alas!
+ if thus introduced unprepared to the
+ noblest heights of science, how can it be
+ expected that his understanding should
+ escape the shipwreck, and every atom of
+ common sense not be dashed and scattered
+ ten thousand ways?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The study then I would here introduce,
+ should be that of history. And
+ that this study is not improper to the
+ age with which I connect it, is the second
+ point I would endeavour to demonstrate.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But is history, I shall be asked, the
+ study so proper for uninstructed minds?
+ History, that may in some measure be
+ considered as concentring in itself the
+ elements of all other sciences? History,
+ by which we are informed of the rise
+ and progress of every art, and by whose
+ testimony the comparative excellence of
+ every art is ascertained? History, the
+
+ very testimony of which is not to be admitted,
+ without the previous trial of metaphysical
+ scrutiny, and philosophic investigation?
+ Lastly, History, that is
+ to be considered as a continual illustration
+ of the arts of fortification and tactics;
+ but above all of politics, with its various
+ appendages, commerce, manufacture,
+ finances?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To all this, I calmly answer, No: it
+ is not history in any of these forms, that
+ constitutes the science to which I would
+ direct the attention of my pupil. Of
+ the utility of the history of arts and
+ sciences, at least, as a general study, I
+ have no very high opinion. But were
+ my opinion ever so exalted, I should certainly
+ chuse to postpone this study for
+ the present. I should have as little to
+ do with tactics and fortification. I would
+ avoid as much as possible the very subject
+ of war. Politics, commerce, finances,
+ might easily be deferred. I would keep
+
+ far aloof from the niceties of chronology,
+ and the dispute of facts. I would not
+ enter upon the study of history through
+ the medium of epitome. I would even
+ postpone the general history of nations,
+ to the character and actions of particular
+ men.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many of the articles I have mentioned,
+ serve to compose the pedantry of history.
+ Than history, no science has been more
+ abused. It has been studied from ostentation;
+ it has been studied with the narrow
+ views of little minds; it has been
+ warped to serve a temporary purpose.
+ Ingenious art has hung it round with a
+ thousand subtleties, and a thousand disputes.
+ The time has at length arrived,
+ when it requires an erect understanding,
+ and a penetrating view, above the common
+ rate, to discover the noble purposes,
+ which this science is most immediately
+ calculated to subserve.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a word, the fate of history has been
+ like that of travelling. The institution
+ has been preserved, but its original use is
+ lost. One man travels from fashion, and
+ another from pride. One man travels to
+ measure buildings, another to examine
+ pictures, and a third perhaps to learn to
+ dance. Scarcely any remember that its
+ true application is to study men and
+ manners. Perhaps a juster idea cannot
+ be given of the science we are considering,
+ than that which we may deduce
+ from a reflection of Rousseau. "The
+ ancient historians," says he, "are
+ crowded with those views of things,
+ from which we may derive the utmost
+ utility, even though the facts that
+ suggest them, should be mistaken. But
+ we are unskilled to derive any real advantage
+ from history. The critique of
+ erudition absorbs every thing; as if it
+ imported us much whether the relation
+ were true, provided we could extract
+ from it any useful induction. Men
+
+ of sense ought to regard history as a
+ tissue of fables, whose moral is perfectly
+ adapted to the human heart."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mere external actions of men are
+ not worth the studying: Who would
+ have ever thought of going through a
+ course of history, if the science were
+ comprised in a set of chronological tables?
+ No: it is the hearts of men we
+ should study. It is to their actions, as
+ expressive of disposition and character, we
+ should attend. But by what is it that
+ we can be advanced thus far, but by specious
+ conjecture, and plausible inference?
+ The philosophy of a Sallust, and the sagacity
+ of a Tacitus, can only advance us
+ to the regions of probability. But whatever
+ be the most perfect mode of historical
+ composition, it is to the simplest
+ writers that our youth should be first introduced,
+ writers equally distant from the
+ dry detail of Du Fresnoy, and the unrivalled
+ eloquence of a Livy. The translation
+
+ of Plutarch would, in my opinion,
+ form the best introduction. As he is not
+ a writer of particular elegance, he suffers
+ less from a version, than many others.
+ The Roman revolutions of Vertot might
+ very properly fill the second place. Each
+ of these writers has this further recommendation,
+ that, at least, in the former
+ part of their works, they treat of that
+ simplicity and rectitude of manners of
+ the first Greeks and Romans, that furnish
+ the happiest subject that can be devised
+ for the initiating youth in the study
+ of history.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Under the restrictions I have laid
+ down, history is of all sciences the most
+ simple. It has been ever considered by
+ philosophers, as the porch of knowledge.
+ It has ever been treated by men of literature,
+ as the relaxation of their feverer
+ pursuits. It leads directly to the most
+ important of all attainments, the knowledge
+ of the heart. It introduces us,
+ without expence, and without danger, to
+
+ an acquaintance with manners and society.
+ By the most natural advances it
+ points us forward to all the depths of
+ science. With the most attractive blandishments
+ it forms us by degrees to an
+ inextinguishable thirst of literature.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there is still an objection remaining,
+ and that the most important of all.
+ Let history be stripped as much as you
+ will of every extraneous circumstance, let
+ it be narrowed to the utmost simplicity,
+ there is still one science previously necessary.
+ It is that of morals. If you
+ see nothing in human conduct, but purely
+ the exterior and physical movements,
+ what is it that history teaches? Absolutely
+ nothing; and the science devoid of
+ interest, becomes incapable of affording
+ either pleasure or instruction. We may
+ add, that the more perfectly it is made a
+ science of character and biography, the
+ more indispensible is ethical examination.
+ But to such an examination it has been
+ doubted whether the understandings of children
+
+ be competent. Upon this question
+ I will beg leave to say a few words,
+ and I have done.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is scarcely necessary to observe, that
+ I do not speak here of ethics as an abstract
+ science, but simply as it relates to
+ practice, and the oeconomy of human
+ life. Our enquiry therefore is respecting
+ the time at which that intuitive faculty
+ is generally awakened, by which we decide
+ upon the differences of virtue and
+ vice, and are impelled to applaud the one,
+ and condemn the other.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moment in which the faculty of
+ memory begins to unfold itself, the man
+ begins to exist as a moral being. Not
+ long posterior to this, is the commencement
+ of prescience and foresight. Rousseau
+ has told us, in his animated language,
+ that if a child could escape a whipping,
+ or obtain a paper of sweetmeats, by promising
+ to throw himself out at window
+ tomorrow, the promise would instantly
+
+ be made. Nothing is more contrary to
+ experience than this. It is true, death,
+ or any such evils, of which he has no
+ clear conception, do not strongly affect
+ him in prospect. But by the view of
+ that which is palpable and striking, he is
+ as much influenced as any man, however
+ extensive his knowledge, however large
+ his experience. It is only by seizing
+ upon the activity and earnestness incident
+ to youthful pursuits, and totally banishing
+ the idea of what is future, that we
+ can destroy its influence. Their minds,
+ like a sheet of white paper, are susceptible
+ to every impression. Their brain,
+ uncrouded with a thousand confused
+ traces, is a cause, that every impression
+ they receive is strong and durable.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The aera of foresight is the aera of imagination,
+ and imagination is the grand
+ instrument of virtue. The mind is the
+ seat of pleasure and pain. It is not by
+ what we see, but by what we infer and
+ suppose, that we are taught, that any being
+
+ is the object of commiseration. It
+ is by the constant return of the mind to
+ the unfortunate object, that we are
+ strongly impressed with sympathy. Hence
+ it is that the too frequent recurrence of
+ objects of distress, at the same time that
+ it blunts the imagination, renders the
+ heart callous and obdurate.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sentiment that the persons about
+ us have life and feeling as well as ourselves,
+ cannot be of very late introduction.
+ It may be forwarded by cultivation,
+ but it can scarcely at any rate be
+ very much retarded. For this sentiment
+ to become perfectly clear and striking,
+ and to be applied in every case that may
+ come before us, must undoubtedly be an
+ affair gradual in its progress. From
+ thence to the feelings of right and wrong,
+ of compassion and generosity, there is but
+ one step.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has, I think, been fully demonstrated
+ by that very elegant philosopher Mr.
+
+ Hutcheson, that self-love is not the
+ source of all our passions, but that disinterested
+ benevolence has its seat in the
+ human heart. At present it is necessary
+ for me to take this for granted. The
+ discussion would lead me too far from
+ my subject. What I would infer from
+ it is, that benevolent affections are capable
+ of a very early commencement.
+ They do not wait to be grafted upon the
+ selfish. They have the larger scope in
+ youthful minds, as such have not yet
+ learned those refinements of interest,
+ that are incident to persons of longer experience.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Accordingly no observation is more
+ common, than that mankind are more
+ generous in the earlier periods of their
+ life, and that their affections become
+ gradually contracted the farther they advance
+ in the vale of years. Confidence,
+ kindness, benevolence, constitute the entire
+ temper of youth. And unless these
+ amiable dispositions be blasted in the bud
+
+ by the baneful infusions of ambition,
+ vanity and pride, there is nothing with
+ which they would not part, to cherish adversity,
+ and remunerate favour.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hence we may infer, that the general
+ ideas of merit and character are perfectly
+ competent to the understanding of children
+ of ten years. False glory is the
+ farthest in the world from insinuating its
+ witchcraft into the undepraved heart,
+ where the vain and malignant passions
+ have not yet erected their standard. It
+ is true, the peculiar sublimities of heroism
+ cannot be supposed perfectly within
+ his comprehension. But something of
+ this sort, as we have already said, is incident
+ to every step in the scale of literature.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the more perfectly to familiarise
+ to my pupil the understanding and digesting
+ whatever he read, I would consider
+ it as an indispensible part of my
+ business, to talk over with him familiarly
+
+ the subjects, that might necessarily
+ demand our attention. I would lead
+ him by degrees to relate with clearness
+ and precision the story of his author.
+ I would induce him to deliver his fair
+ and genuine sentiments upon every action,
+ and character that came before us. I
+ would frequently call upon him for a
+ plain and simple reason for his opinion.
+ This should always be done privately,
+ without ostentation, and without rivalship.
+ Thus, separate from the danger of
+ fomenting those passions of envy and
+ pride, that prepare at a distance for our
+ youth so many mortifications, and at the
+ expence of which too frequently this
+ accomplishment is attained, I would
+ train him to deliver his opinion upon
+ every subject with freedom, perspicuity
+ and fluency. Without at any time dictating
+ to him the sentiments it became
+ him to entertain, I might, with a little
+ honed artifice, mould his judgment into
+ the form it was most desirable it should
+ take, at the same time that I discovered his
+
+ genius, and ascertained the original
+ propensities of his mind.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is unnecessary for me to say any
+ thing respecting morals in the other sense
+ of the word, I mean as they are connected
+ with the conduct, the habits of
+ which we should endeavour to cultivate
+ in a pupil; as that subject has been already
+ exhausted. The vices of youth
+ spring not from nature, who is equally
+ the kind and blameless mother of all her
+ children; they derive from the defects
+ of education. We have already endeavoured
+ to shut up all the inlets of vice.
+ We have precluded servility and cowardice.
+ We have taken away the motives
+ to concealment and falshood. By the
+ liberal indulgence we have prescribed, we
+ have laid the foundation of manly spirit,
+ and generous dignity. A continual attention
+ to history, accompanied with the
+ cultivation of moral discernment, and
+ animated with the examples of heroic
+ virtue, could not fail to form the heart
+
+ of the pupil, to all that is excellent.
+ At the same time, by assiduous care, the
+ shoots of vanity and envy might be
+ crushed in the bud. Emulation is a
+ dangerous and mistaken principle of
+ constancy. Instead of it I would wish
+ to see the connection of pupils, consisting
+ only of pleasure and generosity.
+ They should learn to love, but not to
+ hate each other. Benevolent actions
+ should not directly be preached to them,
+ they should strictly begin in the heart of
+ the performer. But when actually done,
+ they should receive the most distinguished
+ applause.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let me be permitted in this place to
+ observe, that the association of a small
+ number of pupils seems the most perfect
+ mode of education. There is surely
+ something unsuitable to the present state
+ of mankind, in the wishing to educate
+ our youth in perfect solitude. Society
+ calls forth a thousand powers both of
+ mind and body, that must otherwise
+
+ rust in inactivity. And nothing is more
+ clear from experience, than that there
+ is a certain tendency to moral depravation
+ in very large bodies of this kind, to
+ which there has not yet been discovered
+ a sufficient remedy.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If, by the pursuit of principles like
+ these, the powers of the understanding
+ and the heart might be developed in
+ concert; if the pupils were trained at
+ once to knowledge and virtue; if they
+ were enabled to look back upon the period
+ of their education, without regretting
+ one instance of anxious terror, or
+ capricious severity; if they recollected
+ their tutor with gratitude, and thought
+ of their companions, as of those generous
+ friends whom they would wish
+ for the associates of their life,&#8212;in that
+ case, the pains of the preceptor would
+ not be thrown away.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FINIS.
+
+ </p>
+ </div>
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+ <p>
+ GENTLEMEN,
+
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+ <p>
+ In presenting the following sheets to
+ the public, I hope I shall not be considered
+ as encroaching upon that province,
+ which long possession has probably taught
+ you to consider as your exclusive right.
+ The labour it has cost me, and the many
+ perils I have encountered to bring it to
+ perfection, will, I trust, effectually plead
+ my pardon with persons of your notorious
+ candour and humanity. Represent to
+
+ yourselves, Gentlemen, I entreat you,
+ the many false keys, bribes to the lacqueys
+ of authors that can keep them,
+ and collusions with the booksellers of authors
+ that cannot, which were required
+ in the prosecution of this arduous undertaking.
+ Imagine to yourselves how often
+ I have shuddered upon the verge of petty
+ larceny, and how repeatedly my slumbers
+ have been disturbed with visions of the
+ King's-Bench Prison and Clerkenwell
+ Bridewell. You, gentlemen, sit in your
+ easy chair, and with the majesty of a
+ Minos or an Aeacus, summon the trembling
+ culprits to your bar. But though
+ you never knew what fear was, recollect,
+ other men have snuffed a candle with
+ their fingers.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I would not be misunderstood. Heroical
+
+ as I trust my undertaking proves
+ me, I fear no man's censure, and court
+ no man's applause. But I look up to you
+ as a respectable body of men, who have
+ long united your efforts to reduce the disproportioned
+ members of an ancient republic
+ to an happy equality, to give wings
+ to the little emmet of Grub-street, and to
+ hew away the excrescences of lawless
+ genius with a hatchet. In this character
+ I honour you. That you have assumed
+ it uncompelled and self-elected, that you
+ have exercised it undazzled by the <em>ignis
+ fatuus</em> of genius, is your unfading glory.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having thus cleared myself from the
+ suspicion of any sinister view, I cannot
+ here refrain from presenting you with a
+ peace-offering. Had it been in my power
+ to procure gums more costly, or incense
+
+ more fragrant, I would have rendered
+ it more worthy your acceptance.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has been a subject upon which I have
+ often reflected with mortification, that
+ the world is too apt to lay aside your lucubrations
+ with the occasions that gave
+ birth to them, and that if they are ever
+ opened after, it is only with old magazines
+ by staid matrons over their winter
+ fire. Such persons are totally incapable
+ of comparing your sentences with the
+ maturer verdict of the public; a comparison
+ that would redound so much to your
+ honour. What I design at present, is
+ in some measure to remedy an evil, that
+ can never perhaps be entirely removed.
+ As the field which is thus opened to me
+ is almost unbounded, I will confine myself
+ to two of the most striking examples,
+
+ in Tristram Shandy, and the Rosciad of
+ Churchill.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the Monthly Review, vol. 24, p,
+ 103, I find these words:
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But your indiscretion, good Mr.
+ Tristram, is not all we complain of in
+ the volumes before us. We must tax
+ you with what you will dread above
+ the most terrible of all insinuations&#8212;nothing
+ less than DULLNESS. Yes, indeed,
+ Mr. Tristram, you are dull, <em>very
+ dull</em>. Your jaded fancy seems to have
+ been exhausted by two pigmy octavos,
+ which scarce contained the substance
+ of a twelve-penny pamphlet, and we
+ now find nothing new to entertain us."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following epithets are selected at random.
+
+ "We are sick&#8212;we are quite
+ tired&#8212;we can no longer bear corporal
+ Trim's insipidity&#8212;thread-bare&#8212;stupid
+ and unaffecting&#8212;absolutely dull&#8212;misapplication
+ of talents&#8212;he will unavoidably
+ sink into contempt."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Critical Review, vol II, p. 212,
+ has the following account of the Rosciad:
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "It is <em>natural</em> for young authors to
+ conceive themselves the cleverest fellows
+ in the world, and withal, that
+ there is not the least degree of merit
+ subsisting but in their own works: It
+ is <em>natural</em> likewise for them to imagine,
+ that they may conceal themselves by
+ appearing in different shapes, and that
+ they are not to be found out by their
+ stile; but little do these <em>Connoisseurs</em> in
+ writing conceive, how easily they are
+
+ discovered by a veteran in the service.
+ In the title-page to this performance
+ we are told (by way of quaint conceit),
+ that it was written by <em>the author</em>; what if
+ it should prove that the Author and the
+ Actor<a class="notelink" href="#Notep4_1"><sup>A</sup></a><a name="Footp4_1"></a> are the same! Certain it is that
+ we meet with the <em>same</em> vein of peculiar
+ humour, the same turn of thought, the
+ same <em>autophilism</em> (there's a new word
+ for you to bring into the next poem)
+ which we meet with in the other; insomuch
+ that we are ready to make the
+ conclusion in the author's own words:
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a name="Notep4_1"></a><a href="#Footp4_1">A</a>: <em>The Actor, a Poem, by Robert Lloyd, Esq.</em></p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <h3><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e1139"></a></h3>
+ <div class="lg">Who is it?&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;LLOYD.<br><br></div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ "We will not pretend however absolutely
+ to assert that Mr. L&#8212;&#8212; wrote
+ this poem; but we may venture to affirm,
+ that it is the production, jointly
+
+ or separately, of the new triumvirate
+ of wits, who never let an opportunity
+ slip of singing their own praises. <i>Caw
+ me, caw thee</i>, as Sawney says, and so
+ to it they go, and <em>scratch</em> one another
+ like so many Scotch pedlars."
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ In page 339, I find a passage referred to
+ in the Index, under the head of "a notable
+ instance of their candour," retracting
+ their insinuations against Lloyd
+ and Colman, and ascribing the poem in
+ a particular vein of pleasantry to Mr.
+ Flexney, the bookseller, and Mr. Griffin,
+ the printer. Candour certainly did not
+ require that they should acknowledge
+ Mr. Churchill, whose name was now inserted
+ in the title-page, as the author, or
+ if author of any, at least not of a considerable
+ part of the poem. That this was
+
+ their sense of the matter, appears from
+ their account of the apology for the
+ Rosciad, p. 409.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This is another <em>Brutum Fulinen</em>
+ launched at the Critical Review by
+ one Churchill, who it seems is a clergyman,
+ and it must be owned has a
+ knack at versification; a bard, who
+ upon the strength of having written a
+ few good lines in a thing called <em>The
+ Rosciad</em>, swaggers about as if he were
+ game-keeper of Parnassus."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ P. 410. "This apologist has very little
+ reason to throw out behind against the
+ Critical Reviewers, who in mentioning
+ <em>The Rosciad</em>, of which he calls
+ himself author, commended it in the
+ lump, without specifying the bald
+ lines, the false thoughts, and tinsel
+
+ frippery from which it is not entirely
+ free." They conclude with contrasting
+ him with Smollet, in comparison of
+ whom he is "a puny antagonist, who
+ must write many more poems as good
+ as the Rosciad, before he will be considered
+ as a respectable enemy."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon these extracts I will beg leave to
+ make two observations.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 1. Abstracted from all consideration of
+ the profundity of criticism that is displayed,
+ no man can avoid being struck
+ with the humour and pleasantry in which
+ they are conceived, or the elegant and
+ gentlemanlike language in which they
+ are couched. What can be more natural
+ or more ingenuous than to suppose that
+ the persons principally commended in a
+
+ work, were themselves the writers of it?
+ And for that allusion of the Scotch pedlars,
+ for my part, I hold it to be inimitable.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 2. But what is most admirable is the
+ independent spirit, with which they
+ stemmed the torrent of fashion, and forestalled
+ the second thoughts of their countrymen.
+ There was a time when Tristram
+ Shandy was applauded, and Churchill
+ thought another Dryden. But who reads
+ Tristram now? There prevails indeed
+ a certain quaintness, and something "like
+ an affectation of being immoderately
+ witty, throughout the whole work."
+ But for real humour not a grain. So said
+ the Monthly Reviewers, (v. 21. p. 568.)
+ and so says the immortal Knox. Both
+
+ indeed grant him a slight knack at the
+ pathetic; but, if I may venture a prediction,
+ his pretensions to the latter will one
+ day appear no better founded, than his
+ pretentions to the former.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then poor Churchill! His satire
+ now appears to be dull and pointless.
+ Through his tedious page no modern student
+ can labour. We look back, and
+ wonder how the rage of party ever swelled
+ this <em>thing</em> into a poet. Even the great
+ constellation, from whose tribunal no
+ prudent man ever appealed, has excluded
+ him from a kingdom, where Watts and
+ Blackmore reign. But Johnson and Knox
+ can by no means compare with the Reviewers.
+ These attacked the mountebanks
+ in the very midst of their short-lived
+
+ empire. Those have only brought
+ up the rear of public opinion, and damned
+ authors already forgotten. They fought
+ the battles a second time, and "again
+ they slew the slain."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gentlemen,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would have been easy to add twenty
+ articles to this list. I might have selected
+ instances from the later volumes
+ of your entertaining works, in which
+ your deviations from the dictates of imaginary
+ taste are still more numerous.
+ But I could not have confronted them
+ with the decisive verdict of time. The
+ rage of fashion has not yet ceased, and
+ the ebullition of blind wonder is not
+ over. I shall therefore leave a plentiful
+
+ crop for such as come after me, who admire
+ you as much as I do, and will be
+ contented to labour in the same field.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have the honour to be,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gentlemen,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With all veneration,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Your indefatigable reader,
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the humblest of your panegyrists.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CONTENTS.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article1" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE I.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>The History of the Decline and Fall of the
+ Roman Empire. By Edward Gibbon, Esq.
+ Vols.</em> iv, v, vi, vii. 4to.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article2" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE II.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>The History of America. By William Robertson,
+ D.D. &amp;c. Vols.</em> iii, <em>and</em> iv. 4to.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article3" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE III.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>Secret History of Theodore Albert Maximilian,
+ Prince of Hohenzollern Sigmaringen</em>. 12mo.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article4" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE IV.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>Louisa, or Memoirs of a Lady of Quality.
+ By the Author of Evelina and Cecilia. Three
+ vols.</em> 12mo.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article5" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE V.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>The Peasant of Bilidelgerid, a Tale. Two
+ vols. Shandean.</em></p>
+ <p><a href="#article6" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE VI.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>An Essay on Novel, in Three Epistles, inscribed
+ to the Right Honourable Lady Craven.
+ By William Hayley, Esq.</em> 4to.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article7" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE VII.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>Inkle and Yarico, a Poem. By James Beattie,
+ L.L.D.</em> 4to.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article8" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE VIII.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>The Alchymist, a Comedy, altered from Ben
+ Jonson, by Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Esq.</em></p>
+ <p><a href="#article9" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE IX.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>Reflexions upon the present State of the United
+ States of America. By Thomas Paine, M.A.
+ &amp;c.</em> 8vo.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a href="#article10" class="ref">
+ ARTICLE X.
+ </a></p>
+ <p><em>Speech of the Right Honourable Edmund
+ Burke, on a Motion for an Address of Thanks to
+ his Majesty (on the 28th of November, 1783)
+ for his gracious Communication of a Treaty of
+ Commerce concluded between George the Third,
+ King, &amp;c. and the United States of America.</em></p>
+ <p><b>
+ THE
+
+
+ HERALD
+
+
+ OF
+
+
+ LITERATURE, &amp;c.
+ </b></p>
+ <p>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*
+
+ </p>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article1"></a>
+ ARTICLE I.
+
+ THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE AND FALL
+ OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE. BY EDWARD
+ GIBBON, ESQ. VOLS. IV, V, VI, VII. 4TO.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ We are happy to have it in our power
+ thus early to congratulate the public
+ upon the final accomplishment of a work, that
+ must constitute one of the greatest ornaments
+ of the present age. We have now before us,
+ in one view, and described by the uniform
+
+ pencil of one historian, the stupendous and
+ instructive object of the gradual decline of
+ the greatest empire; circumscribed by degrees
+ within the narrow walls of a single city;
+ and at length, after the various revolutions
+ of thirteen centuries, totally swallowed up in
+ the empire of the Turks. Of this term, the
+ events of more than nine hundred years are
+ described in that part of our author that now
+ lies before us. It cannot therefore be expected,
+ that in the narrow limits we have prescribed
+ to ourselves, we should enter into a
+ regular synopsis of the performance, chapter
+ by chapter, after the laudable example of
+ our more laborious brother reviewers. We
+ will pay our readers the compliment, however
+ unauthorised by the venerable seal of
+ custom, of supposing them already informed,
+ that Anastasius succeeded Zeno, and Justin
+ Anastasius; that Justinian published the celebrated
+ code that is called by his name; and
+ that his generals, Belisarius and Narses, were
+
+ almost constantly victorious over the Barbarians,
+ and restored, for a moment, the expiring
+ lustre of the empire. We shall confine
+ ourselves to two extracts, relating to subjects
+ of the greatest importance, and which we
+ presume calculated, at once to gratify and excite
+ the curiosity of the public.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reign of the emperor Heraclius is
+ perhaps more crowded with events of the
+ highest consequence, than that of any other
+ prince in the series. It has therefore a proportionable
+ scope allotted it in the plan of
+ Mr. Gibbon; who seems to understand better
+ than almost any historian, what periods to
+ sketch with a light and active pen, and upon
+ what to dwell with minuteness, and dilate
+ his various powers. While we pursue the
+ various adventures of Cosroes II., beginning
+ his reign in a flight from his capital city;
+ suing for the protection and support of the
+ Greek emperor; soon after declaring war
+ against the empire; successively conquering
+
+ Mesopotamia, Armenia, Syria, Palestine,
+ Egypt, and the greater part of Natolia; then
+ beaten; a fugitive; and at last murdered by
+ his own son; we are unable to conceive of a
+ story more interesting, or more worthy of
+ our attention. But in contemplating the
+ rife of the Saracen khalifate, and the religion
+ of Mahomet, which immediately succeeded
+ these events, we are compelled to acknowledge
+ a more astonishing object.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following is the character of the impostor,
+ as sketched by the accurate and judicious
+ pencil of our historian. We will leave
+ it to the judgment of our readers, only observing,
+ that Mr. Gibbon has very unnecessarily
+ brought Christianity into the comparison;
+ and has perhaps touched the errors of
+ the false prophet with a lighter hand, that
+ the disparity might be the less apparent.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "But Heraclius had a much more formidable
+ enemy to encounter in the latter
+ part of his reign, than the effeminate and
+
+ divided Persian. This was the new empire
+ of the Saracens. Ingenious and eloquent,
+ temperate and brave, as had been
+ invariably their national character, they
+ had their exertions concentred, and their
+ courage animated by a legislator, whose
+ institutions may vie, in the importance of
+ their consequences, with those of Solon,
+ Lycurgus, or Numa. Though an impostor,
+ he propagated a religion, which,
+ like the elevated and divine principles of
+ Christianity, was confined to no one nation
+ or country; but even embraced a
+ larger portion of the human race than
+ Christianity itself.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mahomet, the son of Abdallah, was
+ born on the 9th of April, 571, in the city
+ of Mecca. Having been early left an orphan
+ by both parents, he received an
+ hardy and robust education, not tempered
+ by the elegancies of literature, nor much
+ allayed by the indulgencies of natural affection.
+
+ He was no sooner able to walk,
+ than he was sent naked, with the infant
+ peasantry, to attend the cattle of the village;
+ and was obliged to seek the refreshment
+ of sleep, as well as pursue the occupations
+ of the day, in the open air<a class="notelink" href="#Notep4_2"><sup>A</sup></a><a name="Footp4_2"></a>.
+ He even pretended to be a stranger to the
+ art of writing and reading. But though
+ neglected by those who had the care of
+ his infancy, the youth of this extraordinary
+ personage did not pass away without some
+ of those incidents, which might afford a
+ glimpse of the sublimity of his genius;
+ and some of those prodigies, with which
+ superstition is prompt to adorn the story
+
+ of the founders of nations, and the conquerors
+ of empires. In the mean time,
+ his understanding was enlarged by travel.
+ It is not to be supposed that he frequented
+ the neighbouring countries, without making
+ some of those profound observations
+ upon the decline of the two great empires
+ of the East and of Persia, which were calculated
+ to expand his views, and to mature
+ his projects. The energies of his mind led
+ him to despise the fopperies of idolatry;
+ and he found the Christians, in the most unfavourable
+ situation, torn into innumerable
+ parties, by the sectaries of Athanasius,
+ Arius, Eutyches, Nestorius. In this situation,
+ he extracted that from every system
+ that bordered most nearly upon the dictates
+ of reason, and framed to himself a
+ sublime doctrine, of which the unity of
+ God, the innocence of moderate enjoyment,
+ the obligation of temperance and
+ munificence, were the leading principles.
+
+ But it would have contributed little to his
+ purpose, if he had stopped here. Enthusiastically
+ devoted to his extensive designs,
+ and guided by the most consummate art,
+ he pretended to divine communications,
+ related a thousand ridiculous and incredible
+ adventures; and though he constantly refused
+ a prodigy to the importunities of his
+ countrymen, laid claim to several frivolous
+ miracles, and a few thinly scattered
+ prophecies. One of his most artful devices
+ was the delivering the system of his
+ religion, not in one entire code, but in
+ detached essays. This enabled him more
+ than once to new mould the very genius
+ of his religion, without glaringly subjecting
+ himself to the charge of inconsistency.
+ From these fragments, soon after
+ his death, was compiled the celebrated Alcoran.
+ The style of this volume is generally
+ turgid, heavy, monotonous. It is disfigured
+ with childish tales and impossible
+
+ adventures. But it is frequently figurative,
+ frequently poetical, sometimes sublime.
+ And amidst all its defects, it will remain
+ the greatest of all monuments of uncultivated
+ and illiterate genius.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a name="Notep4_2"></a><a href="#Footp4_2">A</a>:
+ "Abuleda, Chron. p. 27. Boulainvilliers, Vie de
+ Mahomet, b. ii. p. 175. This latter writer exhibits
+ the singular phenomenon of the native of a Christian
+ country, unreasonably prejudiced in favour of the
+ Arabian impostor. That he did not live, however,
+ to finish his curious performance, is the misfortune
+ of the republic of letters."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The plan was carefully reserved by Mahomet
+ for the mature age of forty years.
+ Thus digested however, and communicated
+ with the nicest art and the most fervid
+ eloquence, he had the mortification
+ to find his converts, at the end of three
+ years, amount to no more than forty persons.
+ But the ardour of this hero was
+ invincible, and his success was finally
+ adequate to his wishes. Previous to the
+ famous aera of his flight from Mecca, he
+ had taught his followers, that they had
+ no defence against the persecution of their
+ enemies, but invincible patience. But
+ the opposition he encountered obliged him
+ to change his maxims. He now inculcated
+ the duty of extirpating the enemies
+
+ of God, and held forth the powerful allurements
+ of conquest and plunder. With
+ these he united the theological dogma of
+ predestination, and the infallible promise
+ of paradise to such as met their fate in the
+ field of war. By these methods he trained
+ an intrepid and continually increasing army,
+ inflamed with enthusiasm, and greedy
+ of death. He prepared them for the
+ most arduous undertakings, by continual
+ attacks upon travelling caravans and scattered
+ villages: a pursuit, which, though
+ perfectly consonant with the institutions
+ of his ancestors, painted him to the civilized
+ nations of Europe in the obnoxious
+ character of a robber. By degrees however,
+ he proceeded to the greatest enterprizes;
+ and compelled the whole peninsula
+ of Arabia to confess his authority as
+ a prince, and his mission as a prophet.
+ He died, like the Grecian Philip, in the
+ moment, when having brought his native
+
+ country to co-operate in one undertaking,
+ he meditated the invasion of distant climates,
+ and the destruction of empires.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The character of Mahomet however
+ was exceeding different from that of Philip,
+ and far more worthy of the attention of a
+ philosopher. Philip was a mere politician,
+ who employed the cunning of a statesman,
+ and the revenues of a prince, in
+ the corruption of a number of fallen
+ and effeminate republics. But Mahomet,
+ without riches, without rank,
+ without education, by the mere ascendancy
+ of his abilities, subjected by persuasion
+ and force a simple and generous
+ nation that had never been conquered;
+ and laid the foundation of an empire, that
+ extended over half the globe; and a religion,
+ capable of surviving the fate of empires.
+ His schemes were always laid with
+ the truest wisdom. He lived among a
+ people celebrated for subtlety and genius:
+
+ he never laid himself open to detection.
+ His eloquence was specious, dignified, and
+ persuasive. And he blended with it a lofty
+ enthusiasm, that awed those, whom familiarity
+ might have emboldened, and silenced
+ his enemies. He was simple of
+ demeanour, and ostentatious of munificence.
+ And under these plausible virtues
+ he screened the indulgence of his constitutional
+ propensities. The number of his
+ concubines and his wives has been ambitiously
+ celebrated by Christian writers.
+ He sometimes acquired them by violence
+ and injustice; and he frequently dismissed
+ them without ceremony. His temper does
+ not seem to have been naturally cruel.
+ But we may trace in his conduct the features
+ of a barbarian; and a part of his
+ severity may reasonably be ascribed to the
+ plan of religious conquest that he adopted,
+ and that can never be reconciled with the
+ rights of humanity."
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ After the victories of Omar, and the other
+ successors of Mahomet had in a manner
+ stripped the court of Constantinople of all its
+ provinces, the Byzantine history dwindles
+ into an object petty and minute. In order to
+ vary the scene, and enhance the dignity of
+ his subject, the author occasionally takes a
+ prospect of the state of Rome and Italy, under
+ the contending powers of the papacy and
+ the new empire of the West. When the
+ singular and unparalleled object of the Crusades
+ presents itself, the historian embraces
+ the illustrious scene with apparent eagerness,
+ and bestows upon it a greater enlargement
+ than might perhaps have been expected
+ from the nature of his subject; but not
+ greater, we confidently believe, than is calculated
+ to increase the pleasure, that a reader
+ of philosophy and taste may derive from the
+ perusal. As the immortal Saladin is one of
+ the most distinguished personages in this story,
+ we have selected his character, as a specimen
+ of this part of the work.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "No sooner however was the virtuous
+ Noureddin removed by death, than the
+ Christians of the East had their attention
+ still more forcibly alarmed by the progress
+ of the invincible Saladin. He had
+ possessed himself of the government of
+ Egypt; first, under the modest appellation
+ of vizier, and then, with the more
+ august title of soldan. He abolished the
+ dynasty of the Fatemite khalifs. Though
+ Noureddin had been the patron of his family,
+ and the father of his fortunes, yet
+ was that hero no sooner expired, than he
+ invaded the territories of his young and
+ unwarlike successor. He conquered the
+ fertile and populous province of Syria. He
+ compelled the saheb of Mawsel to do
+ him homage. The princes of the Franks
+ already trembled for their possessions, and
+ prepared a new and more solemn embassy,
+ to demand the necessary succours of their
+ European brethren.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The qualities of Saladin were gilded
+ with the lustre of conquest; and it has
+ been the singular fortune of this Moslem
+ hero, to be painted in fairer colours by
+ the discordant and astonished Christians,
+ than by those of his own courtiers and
+ countrymen, who may reasonably be supposed
+ to have known him best. He has
+ been compared with Alexander; and tho'
+ he be usually stiled, and with some justice,
+ a barbarian, it does not appear that his
+ character would suffer in the comparison.
+ His conquests were equally splendid; nor
+ did he lead the forces of a brave and generous
+ people, against a nation depressed
+ by slavery, and relaxed with effeminacy.
+ Under his banner Saracen encountered Saracen
+ in equal strife; or the forces of the
+ East were engaged with the firmer and
+ more disciplined armies of the West.
+ Like Alexander, he was liberal to profusion;
+ and while all he possessed seemed the
+
+ property of his friends, the monarch himself
+ often wanted that, which with unstinted
+ hand he had heaped upon his favourites
+ and dependents. His sentiments
+ were elevated, his manners polite and insinuating,
+ and the affability of his temper
+ was never subdued.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But the parallel is exceedingly far from
+ entire. He possessed not the romantic
+ gallantry of the conqueror of Darius; he
+ had none of those ardent and ungovernable
+ passions, through whose medium the victories
+ of Arbela and Issus had transformed
+ the generous hero into the lawless tyrant.
+ It was a maxim to which he uniformly
+ adhered, to accomplish his lofty designs
+ by policy and intrigue, and to leave as
+ little as possible to the unknown caprice
+ of fortune. In his mature age he was temperate,
+ gentle, patient. The passions of
+ his soul, and the necessities of nature were
+ subordinate to the equanimity of his character<a class="notelink" href="#Notep4_3"><sup>A</sup></a><a name="Footp4_3"></a>.
+
+ His deportment was grave and
+ thoughtful; his religion sincere and enthusiastic.
+ He was ignorant of letters,
+ and despised all learning, that was not theological.
+ The cultivation, that had obtained
+ under the khalifs, had not entirely
+ civilized the genius of Saladin. His
+ maxims of war were indeed the maxims
+ of the age, and ought not to be adopted
+ as a particular imputation. But the action
+ of his striking off with his own
+ hand the head of a Christian prince, who
+ had attacked the defenceless caravan of
+ the pilgrims of Mecca, exhibits to our
+ view all the features of a fierce and untutored
+ barbarian<a class="notelink" href="#Notep4_4"><sup>B</sup></a><a name="Footp4_4"></a>
+ ."
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a name="Notep4_3"></a><a href="#Footp4_3">A</a>:
+ Bohaoddin, p. 71. He was an eye witness, and had
+ a considerable share in many of the transactions of Saladin.
+ He is generally accurate, and tolerably impartial.
+
+ </p>
+ <p><a name="Notep4_4"></a><a href="#Footp4_4">B</a>:
+ Ebn Shohnah, Heg. 589. Abulfarai, Renaudot,
+ p. 243. D'Herbelot, biblioth. orient. art. Togrul,
+ &amp;c.
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ As the whole of this excellent work is now
+ before us, it may not be impertinent, before
+ we finally take our leave of it, to attempt an
+ idea of its celebrated author. We are happy
+ in this place to declare our opinion, that
+ no author ever better obeyed the precept of
+ Horace and Boileau, in choosing a subject
+ nicely correspondent to the talents he possessed.
+ The character of this writer, patient
+ yet elegant, accurate in enquiry, acute in
+ reflexion, was peculiarly calculated to trace
+ the flow and imperceptible decline of empire,
+ and to throw light upon a period,
+ darkened by the barbarism of its heroes, and
+ the confused and narrow genius of its authors.
+ In a word, we need not fear to class
+ the performance with those that shall do lasting,
+ perhaps immortal, honour, to the country
+ by which they have been produced.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But like many other works of this elevated
+ description, the time shall certainly come,
+ when the history before us shall no longer be
+
+ found, but in the libraries of the learned,
+ and the cabinets of the curious. At present
+ it is equally sought by old and young, the
+ learned and unlearned, the macaroni, the peer,
+ and the fine lady, as well as the student and
+ scholar. But this is to be ascribed to the
+ rage of fashion. The performance is not
+ naturally calculated for general acceptance.
+ It is, by the very tenor of the subject, interspersed
+ with a thousand minute and elaborate
+ investigations, which, in spite of perspicuous
+ method, and classical allusion, will
+ deter the idle, and affright the gay.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor can we avoid ascribing the undistinguishing
+ and extravagant applause, that has
+ been bestowed upon the style, to the same
+ source of fashion, the rank, the fortune,
+ the connexions of the writer. It is indeed
+ loaded with epithets, and crowded with allusions.
+ But though the style be often raised,
+ the thoughts are always calm, equal, and rigidly
+ classic. The language is full of art,
+
+ but perfectly exempt from fire. Learning, penetration,
+ accuracy, polish; any thing is rather
+ the characteristic of the historian, than the flow
+ of eloquence, and the flame of genius. Far
+ therefore from classing him in this respect
+ with such writers as the immortal Hume,
+ who have perhaps carried the English language
+ to the highest perfection it is capable
+ of reaching; we are inclined to rank him
+ below Dr. Johnson, though we are by no
+ means insensible to the splendid faults of that
+ admirable writer.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One word perhaps ought to be said respecting
+ Mr. Gibbon's treatment of Christianity.
+ His wit is indeed by no means uniformly
+ happy; as where for instance, he tells us,
+ that the name of <em>Le Boeuf</em> is remarkably apposite
+ to the character of that antiquarian;
+ or where, speaking of the indefatigable diligence
+ of Tillemont, he informs us, that
+ "the patient and sure-footed mule of the
+ Alps may be trusted in the most slippery
+
+ paths." But allowing every thing for the
+ happiness of his irony, and setting aside our
+ private sentiments respecting the justice of
+ its application, we cannot help thinking it
+ absolutely incompatible, with the laws of
+ history. For our own part, we honestly confess,
+ that we have met with more than one passage,
+ that has puzzled us whether it ought to be
+ understood in jest or earnest. The irony
+ of a single word he must be a churl who
+ would condemn; but the continuance of
+ this figure in serious composition, throws
+ truth and falsehood, right and wrong into
+ inextricable perplexity.
+
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article2"></a>
+ ARTICLE II.
+
+ THE HISTORY OF AMERICA. BY WILLIAM
+ ROBERTSON, D.D.&amp;C. VOLS. III, IV. 4TO.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The expectation of almost all ranks
+ has been as much excited by the present
+ performance, as perhaps by almost any
+ publication in the records of literature. The
+ press has scarcely been able to keep pace with
+ the eagerness of the public, and the third
+ edition is already announced, before we have
+ been able to gratify our readers with an account
+ of this interesting work. For a great
+ historian to adventure an established name
+ upon so recent and arduous a subject, is an
+ instance that has scarcely occurred. Reports
+ were sometime ago industriously propagated
+ that Dr. Robertson had turned his attention
+ to a very different subject, and even when
+ it was generally known that the present work
+ was upon the eve of publication, it was still
+
+ questioned by many, whether a writer, so
+ celebrated for prudence, had not declined the
+ more recent part of the North American
+ history. The motives of his conduct upon
+ this head as they are stated in the preface,
+ we shall here lay before our readers.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But neither the history of Portuguese
+ America, nor the early history of our own
+ settlements, have constituted the most arduous
+ part of the present publication.
+ The revolution, which, unfortunately for
+ this country, hath recently taken place
+ in the British colonies, hath excited the
+ most general attention, at the same time
+ that it hath rendered the gratification of
+ public curiosity a matter of as much delicacy
+ as necessity. Could this event have
+ been foreseen by me, I should perhaps
+ have been more cautious of entering into
+ engagements with the public. To embark
+ upon a subject, respecting which the sentiments
+
+ of my countrymen have been so
+ much divided, and the hand of time hath
+ not yet collected the verdicts of mankind;
+ while the persons, to whose lot it hath
+ fallen to act the principal parts upon the
+ scene, are almost all living; is a task
+ that prudence might perhaps refuse, and
+ modesty decline. But circumstanced as I
+ was, I have chosen rather to consider these
+ peculiarities as pleas for the candour of
+ my readers, than as motives to withdraw
+ myself from so important an undertaking.
+ I should ill deserve the indulgence I have
+ experienced from the public, were I capable
+ of withdrawing from a task by
+ which their curiosity might be gratified,
+ from any private inducements of inconvenience
+ or difficulty."
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have already said, and the reader will
+ have frequent occasion to recollect it, that we
+ by no means generally intend an analysis of
+
+ the several works that may come before us.
+ In the present instance, we do not apprehend
+ that we shall lay ourselves open to much
+ blame, by passing over in silence the discoveries
+ of Vespusius, and the conquests of
+ Baretto; and laying before our readers some
+ extracts from the history of the late war.
+ It is impossible not to remark that the subject
+ is treated with much caution, and that,
+ though the sentiments of a royalist be every
+ where conspicuous, they are those of a royalist,
+ moderated by misfortune and defeat.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following is Dr. Robertson's account
+ of the declaration of independence.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "It is by this time sufficiently visible,
+ that the men, who took upon themselves
+ to be most active in directing the American
+ counsels, were men of deep design and
+ extensive ambition, who by no means confined
+ their views to the redress of those
+ grievances of which they complained,
+ and which served them for instruments
+
+ in the pursuit of objects less popular and
+ specious. By degrees they sought to undermine
+ the allegiance, and dissolve the
+ ties, which connected the colonies with
+ the parent country of Britain. Every step
+ that was taken by her ministry to restore
+ tranquility to the empire, was artfully
+ misrepresented by the zealots of faction.
+ Every unguarded expression, or unfortunate
+ measure of irritation was exaggerated
+ by leaders, who considered their own
+ honour and dignity as inseparable from
+ further advances, and predicted treachery
+ and insult as the consequences of retreating.
+ They now imagined they had met
+ with a favourable opportunity for proceeding
+ to extremities. Their influence
+ was greatest in the general congress, and
+ by their means a circular manifesto was
+ issued by that assembly intended to ascertain
+ the disposition of the several colonies respecting
+ a declaration of independence.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They called their countrymen to witness
+ how real had been their grievances, and
+ how moderate their claims. They said,
+ it was impossible to have proceeded with
+ more temper or greater deliberation, but
+ that their complaints had been constantly
+ superseded, their petitions to the throne
+ rejected. The administration of Great
+ Britain had not hesitated to attempt to
+ starve them into surrender, and having
+ miscarried in this, they were ready to
+ employ the whole force of their country,
+ with all the foreign auxiliaries they could
+ obtain, in prosecution of their unjust and
+ tyrannical purposes. They were precipitated,
+ it was said, by Britain into a state
+ of hostility, and there no longer remained
+ for them a liberty of choice. They must
+ either throw down their arms, and expect
+ the clemency of men who had acted as the
+ enemies of their rights; or they must
+ consider themselves as in a state of warfare,
+
+ and abide by the consequences of
+ that state. Warfare involved independency.
+ Without this their efforts must
+ be irregular, feeble, and without all prospect
+ of success; they could possess no
+ power to suppress mutinies, or to punish
+ conspiracies; nor could they expect countenance
+ and support from any of the states
+ of Europe, however they might be inclined
+ to favour them, while they acknowledged
+ themselves to be subjects, and it
+ was uncertain how soon they might sacrifice
+ their friends and allies to the hopes
+ of a reunion. To look back, they were
+ told, to the king of England, after all
+ the insults they had experienced, and the
+ hostilities that were begun, would be the
+ height of pusillanimity and weakness. They
+ were bid to think a little for their posterity,
+ who by the irreversible laws of nature and
+ situation, could have no alternative left
+ them but to be slaves or independent.
+
+ Finally, many subtle reasonings were alledged,
+ to evince the advantages they must
+ derive from intrinsic legislation, and general
+ commerce.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On the other hand, the middle and
+ temperate party, represented this step as
+ unnecessary, uncertain in its benefits, and
+ irretrievable in its consequences. They
+ expatiated on the advantages that had
+ long been experienced by the colonists
+ from the fostering care of Great Britain,
+ the generosity of the efforts she had made
+ to protect them, and the happiness they
+ had known under her auspicious patronage.
+ They represented their doubt of
+ the ability of the colonies to defend themselves
+ without her alliance. They stated
+ the necessity of a common superior to
+ balance the separate and discordant interests
+ of the different provinces. They
+ dwelt upon the miseries of an internal and
+ doubtful struggle. Determined never to
+
+ depart from the assertion of what they
+ considered as their indefeasible right, they
+ would incessantly besiege the throne with
+ their humble remonstrances. They would
+ seek the clemency of England, rather than
+ the alliance of those powers, whom they
+ conceived to be the real enemies of both;
+ nor would they ever be accessory to the
+ shutting up the door of reconciliation.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But the voice of moderation is seldom
+ heard amidst the turbulence of civil dissention.
+ Violent counsels prevailed. The
+ decisive and irrevocable step was made on
+ the 4th of July 1776. It remains with
+ posterity to decide upon its merits. Since
+ that time it has indeed received the sanction
+ of military success; but whatever
+ consequences it may produce to America,
+ the fatal day must ever be regretted by
+ every sincere friend to the British empire."
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The other extract we shall select is from
+ the story of Lord Cornwallis's surrender in
+
+ Virginia, and the consequent termination of
+ the American war.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "The loss of these redoubts may be considered
+ as deciding the fate of the British
+ troops. The post was indeed originally
+ so weak and insufficient to resist the force
+ that attacked it, that nothing but the assured
+ expectation of relief from the garrison
+ of New York, could have induced
+ the commander to undertake its defence,
+ and calmly to wait the approaches of the
+ enemy. An officer of so unquestionable
+ gallantry would, rather have hazarded an
+ encounter in the field, and trusted his adventure
+ to the decision of fortune, than
+ by cooping his army in so inadequate a
+ fortress, to have prepared for them inevitable
+ misfortune and disgrace. But
+ with the expectations he had been induced
+ to form, he did not think himself
+ justified in having recourse to desperate
+ expedients.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "These hopes were now at an end. The
+ enemy had already silenced his batteries.
+ Nothing remained to hinder them from
+ completing their second parallel, three
+ hundred yards nearer to the besieged than
+ the first. His lordship had received no
+ intelligence of the approach of succours,
+ and a probability did not remain that he
+ could defend his station till such time as
+ he could expect their arrival. Thus circumstanced,
+ with the magnanimity peculiar
+ to him, he wrote to Sir Henry Clinton,
+ to acquaint him with the posture of his
+ affairs, and to recommend to the fleet and
+ the army that they should not make any
+ great risk in endeavouring to extricate
+ them.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But although he regarded his situation
+ as hopeless, he did not neglect any effort
+ becoming a general, to lengthen the siege,
+ and procrastinate the necessity of a surrender,
+ if it was impossible finally to prevent
+
+ it. The number of his troops seemed
+ scarcely sufficient to countenance a
+ considerable sally, but the emergency was
+ so critical, that he ordered about three
+ hundred and fifty men, on the morning
+ of the 16th, to attack the batteries that
+ appeared to be in the greatest forwardness,
+ and to spike their guns. The assault was
+ impetuous and successful. But either from
+ their having executed the business upon
+ which they were sent in a hasty and imperfect
+ manner, or from the activity and
+ industry of the enemy, the damage was
+ repaired, and the batteries completed before
+ evening.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "One choice only remained. To carry
+ the troops across to Gloucester Point,
+ and make one last effort to escape. Boats
+ were accordingly prepared, and at ten
+ o'clock at night the army began to embark.
+ The first embarkation arrived in
+ safety. The greater part of the troops
+
+ were already landed. At this critical moment
+ of hope and apprehension, of expectation
+ and danger, the weather, which
+ had hitherto been moderate and calm,
+ suddenly changed; the sky was clouded,
+ the wind rose and a violent storm ensued.
+ The boats with the remaining troops were
+ borne down the stream. To complete
+ the anxiety and danger, the batteries of
+ the enemy were opened, the day dawned,
+ and their efforts were directed against the
+ northern shore of the river. Nothing
+ could be hoped, but the escape of the
+ boats, and the safety of the troops. They
+ were brought back without much loss,
+ and every thing was replaced in its former
+ situation.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Every thing now verged to the dreaded
+ crisis. The fire of the besiegers was heavy
+ and unintermitted. The British could not
+ return a gun, and the shells, their last resource,
+ were nearly exhausted. They
+
+ were themselves worn down with sickness
+ and continual watching. A few hours it
+ appeared must infallibly decide their fate.
+ And if any thing were still wanting, the
+ French ships which had entered the mouth
+ of the river, seemed prepared to second
+ the general assault on their side. In this
+ situation, lord Cornwallis, not less calm
+ and humane, than he was intrepid, chose
+ not to sacrifice the lives of so many brave
+ men to a point of honour, but the same
+ day proposed to general Washington a
+ cessation of twenty four hours, in order
+ mutually to adjust the terms of capitulation.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The troops which surrendered in the
+ posts of York and Gloucester amounted
+ to between five and six thousand men, but
+ there were not above three thousand eight
+ hundred of these in a capacity for actual
+ service. They were all obliged to become
+ prisoners of war. Fifteen hundred seamen
+
+ were included in the capitulation.
+ The commander, unable to obtain terms
+ for the loyal Americans, was obliged to
+ have recourse to a sloop, appointed to
+ carry his dispatches, and which he stipulated
+ should pass unsearched, to convey
+ them to New York. The British fleet and
+ army arrived off the Chesapeak five days
+ after the surrender. Having learned the
+ melancholy fate of their countrymen,
+ they were obliged to return, without effecting
+ any thing, to their former station.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Such was the catastrophe of an army,
+ that in intrepidity of exertion, and the
+ patient endurance of the most mortifying
+ reverses, are scarcely to be equalled by
+ any thing that is to be met with in history.
+ The applause they have received undiminished
+ by their subsequent misfortunes,
+ should teach us to exclaim less upon the
+ precariousness of fame, and animate us
+ with the assurance that heroism and constancy
+
+ can never be wholly disappointed
+ of their reward."
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The publication before us is written with
+ that laudable industry, which ought ever to
+ distinguish a great historian. The author
+ appears to have had access to some of the
+ best sources of information; and has frequently
+ thrown that light upon a recent
+ story, which is seldom to be expected, but
+ from the developements of time, and the
+ researches of progressive generations.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We cannot bestow equal praise upon his
+ impartiality. Conscious however and reserved
+ upon general questions, the historian
+ has restricted himself almost entirely to the
+ narrative form, and has seldom indulged us
+ with, what we esteem the principal ornament
+ of elegant history, reflexion and character.
+ The situation of Dr. Robertson may suggest
+ to us an obvious, though incompetent, motive
+ in the present instance. Writing for
+
+ his contemporaries and countrymen, he
+ could not treat the resistance of America, as
+ the respectable struggle of an emerging nation.
+ Writing for posterity, he could not
+ denominate treason and rebellion, that which
+ success, at least, had stamped with the signatures
+ of gallantry and applause. But such
+ could not have been the motives of the
+ writer in that part of the history of America,
+ which was given to the world some years
+ ago. Perhaps Dr. Robertson was willing to
+ try, how far his abilities could render the
+ most naked story agreeable and interesting.
+ We will allow him to have succeeded. But
+ we could well have spared the experiment.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The style of this performance is sweet and
+ eloquent. We hope however that we shall
+ not expose ourselves to the charge of fastidiousness,
+ when we complain that it is rather
+ too uniformly so. The narrative is indeed
+ occasionally enlivened, and the language picturesque.
+ But in general we search in vain
+
+ for some roughness to relieve the eye, and
+ some sharpness to provoke the palate. One
+ full and sweeping period succeeds another,
+ and though pleased and gratified at first, the
+ attention gradually becomes languid.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would not perhaps be an unentertaining
+ employment to compare the style of Dr.
+ Robertson's present work with that of his
+ first publication, the admired History of
+ Scotland. The language of that performance
+ is indeed interspersed with provincial
+ and inelegant modes of expression, and the
+ periods are often unskilfully divided. But
+ it has a vigour and spirit, to which such
+ faults are easily pardoned. We can say of
+ it, what we can scarcely say of any of the
+ author's later publications, that he has thrown
+ his whole strength into it.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In that instance however he entered the
+ lists with almost the only historian, with
+ whom Dr. Robertson must appear to disadvantage,
+ the incomparable Hume. In the
+ comparison, we cannot but acknowledge
+
+ that the eloquence of the former speaks the
+ professor, not the man of the world. He
+ reasons indeed, but it is with the reasons of
+ logic; and not with the acuteness of philosophy,
+ and the intuition of genius. Let not
+ the living historian be offended. To be
+ second to Hume, in our opinion might satisfy
+ the ambition of a Livy or a Tacitus.
+
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article3"></a>
+ ARTICLE III.
+
+ SECRET HISTORY OF THEODORE ALBERT
+ MAXIMILIAN, PRINCE OF HOHENZOLLERN
+ SIGMARINGEN. 12MO.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ This agreeable tale appears to be the production
+ of the noble author of the
+ Modern Anecdote. It is told with the same
+ humour and careless vivacity. The design
+ is to ridicule the cold pedantry that judges
+ of youth, without making any allowance
+ for the warmth of inexperience, and the
+ charms of beauty. Such readers as take up
+ a book merely for entertainment, and do
+ not quarrel with an author that does not
+ scrupulously confine himself within the limits
+ of moral instruction, will infallibly
+ find their account in it.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following specimen will give some
+ idea of the manner in which the story is
+ told.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The learned Bertram was much scandalized
+ at the dissipation that prevailed in
+ the court of Hohenzollern. He was credibly
+ informed that the lord treasurer of
+ the principality, who had no less than a
+ revenue of 109l. 7s. 10-3/4d. committed to
+ his management, sometimes forgot the
+ cares of an exchequer in the arms of a
+ mistress. Nay, fame had even whispered
+ in his ear, that the reverend confessor
+ himself had an intrigue with a certain cook-maid.
+ But that which beyond all things,
+ afflicted him was the amour of Theodore
+ with the beautiful Wilhelmina. What,
+ cried he, when he ruminated upon the
+ subject, can it be excusable in the learned
+ Bertram, whose reputation has filled a
+ fourth part of the circle of Swabia, who
+ twice bore away the prize in the university
+ of Otweiler, to pass these crying sins in
+ silence? It shall not be said. Thus animated,
+ he strided away to the antichamber
+
+ of Theodore. Theodore, who was
+ all graciousness, venerated the reputation
+ of Bertram, and ordered him to be instantly
+ admitted. The eyes of the philosopher
+ flashed with anger. Most noble
+ prince, cried he, I am come to inform
+ you, that you must immediately break
+ with the beautiful Wilhelmina. Theodore
+ stared, but made no answer. The vices
+ of your highness, said Bertram, awake
+ my indignation. While you toy away
+ your hours in the lap of a w&#8212;&#8212;e, the
+ vast principality of Hohenzollern Sigmaringen
+ hastens to its fall. Reflect, my
+ lord; three villages, seven hamlets, and
+ near eleven grange houses and cottages,
+ depend upon you for their political prosperity.
+ Alas, thought Theodore, what
+ are grange houses and cottages compared
+ with the charms of Wilhelmina? Shall
+ the lewd tricks of a wanton make you
+ forget the jealous projects of the prince of
+
+ Hohenzollern Hechingen, the elder branch
+ of your illustrious house? Theodore pulled
+ out his watch, that he might not outstay
+ his appointment. My lord, continued
+ Bertram, ruin impends over you. Two
+ peasants of the district of Etwingen have
+ already been seduced from their loyalty,
+ a nail that supported the chart of your
+ principality has fallen upon the ground,
+ and your father confessor is in bed with a
+ cook-maid. Theodore held forth his hand
+ for Bertram to kiss, and flew upon the
+ wings of desire to the habitation of Wilhelmina."
+
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article4"></a>
+ ARTICLE IV.
+
+ LOUISA, OR MEMOIRS OF A LADY OF QUALITY.
+ BY THE AUTHOR OF EVELINA AND
+ CECILIA. 3 VOLS. 12MO.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ There scarcely seems to exist a more
+ original genius in the present age than
+ this celebrated writer. In the performances
+ with which she has already entertained the
+ public, we cannot so much as trace a feature
+ of her illustrious predecessors; the fable,
+ the characters, the incidents are all her own.
+ In the mean time they are not less happy,
+ than they are new. A Belfield, a Monckton,
+ a Morrice, and several other personages
+ of the admired Cecilia, will scarcely yield
+ to the most finished draughts of the greatest
+ writers. In comedy, in tragedy, Miss Burney
+ alike excels. And the union of them
+
+ both in the Vauxhall scene of the death
+ of Harrel ranks among the first efforts
+ of human genius. Of consequence we may
+ safely pronounce that the reputation of this
+ lady is by no means dependent upon fashion
+ or caprice, but will last as long as there is
+ understanding to discern, and taste to relish
+ the beauties of fiction.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It must be acknowledged that her defects
+ are scarcely less conspicuous than her excellencies.
+ In her underplots she generally miscarries.
+ We can trace nothing of Miss
+ Burney in the stories of Macartney, Albany,
+ and the Hills. Her comedy sometimes deviates
+ into farce. The character of Briggs
+ in particular, though it very successfully
+ excites our laughter, certainly deforms a
+ work, which in its principal constituents
+ ranks in the very highest species of composition.
+ Her style is often affected, and in
+ the serious is sometimes so laboured and
+ figurative, as to cost the reader a very strict
+
+ attention to discover the meaning, without
+ perfectly repaying his trouble. These faults
+ are most conspicuous in Cecilia, which upon
+ the whole we esteem by much her greatest
+ performance. In Evelina she wrote more
+ from inartificial nature. And we are happy
+ to observe in the present publication, that
+ the masculine sense, by which Miss Burney
+ is distinguished, has raised her almost
+ wholly above these little errors. The style
+ of Louisa is more polished than that of
+ Evelina, and more consonant to true taste
+ than that of Cecilia.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The principal story of Louisa, like that
+ of Cecilia, is very simple, but adorned with
+ a thousand beautiful episodes. As the great
+ action of the latter is Cecilia's sacrifice of
+ fortune to a virtuous and laudable attachment,
+ so that of the former is the sacrifice
+ of rank, in the marriage of the heroine to a
+ young man of the most distinguished merit,
+ but neither conspicuous by birth, nor favoured
+
+ by fortune. The event, romantic
+ and inconsistent with the manners of polished
+ society as it may appear, is introduced by
+ such a train of incidents, that it is impossible
+ not to commend and admire the conduct
+ of the heroine.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her character is that of inflexible vivacity
+ and wit, accompanied with a spice of
+ coquetry and affectation. And though this
+ line of portrait seemed exhausted by Congreve
+ and Richardson, we will venture to
+ pronounce Louisa a perfect original. It is
+ impossible to describe such a character in the
+ abstract without recollecting Millamant and
+ Lady G. But in reading this most agreeable
+ novel, you scarcely think of either. As
+ there is no imitation, so there are not two
+ expressions in the work, that can lead from
+ one to the other. Louisa is more amiable
+ than the former, and more delicate and feminine
+ than the latter.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Burchel, the happy lover, is an author,
+ a young man of infinite genius, of
+
+ romantic honour, of unbounded generosity.
+ Lord Raymond, the brother of Louisa, becomes
+ acquainted with him in his travels, by
+ an incident in which Mr. Burchel does him
+ the most essential service. Being afterwards
+ introduced to his sister, and being deeply
+ smitten with her beauty and accomplishments,
+ he quits the house of lord Raymond
+ abruptly, with a determination entirely to
+ drop his connexion. Sometime after, in a
+ casual and unexpected meeting, he saves the
+ life of his mistress. In the conclusion, his
+ unparalleled merit, and his repeated services
+ surmount every obstacle to an union.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides these two there are many other
+ characters happily imagined. Louisa is involved
+ in considerable distress previous to the
+ final catastrophe. The manner in which her
+ gay and sportive character is supported in
+ these scenes is beyond all commendation.
+ But the extract we shall give, as most singular
+ in its nature, relates to another considerable
+
+ female personage, Olivia. As the humour
+ of Louisa is lively and fashionable,
+ that of Olivia is serious and romantic. Educated
+ in perfect solitude, she is completely
+ ignorant of modern manners, and entertains
+ the most sovereign contempt for them. Full
+ of sentiment and sensibility, she is strongly
+ susceptible to every impression, and her conduct
+ is wholly governed by her feelings.
+ Trembling at every leaf, and agonized at
+ the smallest accident, she is yet capable,
+ from singularity of thinking, of enterprises
+ the most bold and unaccountable. Conformably
+ to this temper, struck with the character
+ of Burchel, and ravished with his address
+ and behaviour, she plans the most extraordinary
+ attempt upon his person. By her orders
+ he is surprised in a solitary excursion,
+ after some resistance actually seized, and
+ conducted blindfold to the house of his fair
+ admirer. Olivia now appears, professes her
+ attachment, and lays her fortune, which is
+
+ very considerable, at his feet. Unwilling
+ however to take him by surprise, she allows
+ him a day for deliberation, and insists upon
+ his delivering at the expiration of it, an
+ honest and impartial answer. His entertainment
+ is sumptuous.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the mean time, a peasant, who at a distance
+ was witness to the violence committed
+ upon Burchel, and had traced him to the
+ house of Olivia, carries the account of what
+ he had seen to Raymond Place. The company,
+ which, in the absence of lord Raymond,
+ consisted of Louisa, Mr. Bromley,
+ an uncle, Sir Charles Somerville, a suitor,
+ and Mr. Townshend, a sarcastic wit, determine
+ to set off the next morning for the
+ house of the ravisher. This is the scene
+ which follows.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "Alarmed at the bustle upon the stairs,
+ Olivia, more dead than alive, pressed the
+ hand of Burchel with a look of inexpressible
+
+ astonishment and mortification, and
+ withdrew to the adjoining apartment.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The door instantly flew open. Burchel
+ advanced irresolutely a few steps towards
+ the company, bowed, and was silent.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The person that first entered was Mr.
+ Bromley. He instantly seized hold of
+ Burchel, and shook him very heartily by
+ the hand.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ha, my boy, said he, have we found
+ you? Well, and how? safe and sound?
+ Eh? clapping him upon the shoulder.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "At your service, sir, answered Burchel,
+ with an air of embarrassment and hesitation.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It was not altogether the right thing,
+ methinks, to leave us all without saying
+ why, or wherefore, and stay out all night.
+ Why we thought you had been murdered.
+ My niece here has been in hysterics.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'Pon honour, cried sir Charles, you are
+ very facetious. But we heard, Mr. Burchel,
+ you were ran away with. It must
+
+ have been very alarming. I vow, I should
+ have been quite fluttered. Pray, sir, how
+ was it?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Why, indeed, interposed Mr. Townshend,
+ the very relation seemed to disturb
+ sir Charles. For my part, I was more
+ alarmed for him than for Miss Bromley.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, but, returned Bromley, impatiently,
+ it is a queer affair. I hope as the
+ lady went so far, you were not shy. You
+ have not spoiled all, and affronted her.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Oh, surely not, exclaimed Townshend,
+ you do not suspect him of being such a
+ boor. Doubtless every thing is settled by
+ this time. The lady has a fine fortune,
+ Burchel; poets do not meet with such
+ every day; Miss Bromley, you look
+ pale.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ha! Ha! Ha! you do me infinite
+ honour, cried Louisa, making him a droll
+ curtesy; what think you, sir Charles?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'Pon my soul, I never saw you look so
+ bewitchingly.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, but my lad, cried Bromley, you
+ say nothing, don't answer a single question.
+ What, mum's the word, eh?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Indeed, sir, I do not know,&#8212;I do not
+ understand&#8212;the affair is entirely a mystery
+ to myself&#8212;it is in the power of no one
+ but Miss Seymour to explain it.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, and where is she? where is she?
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "O I will go and look her, cried Louisa;
+ will you come, Sir Charles; and immediately
+ tripped out of the room. Sir Charles
+ followed.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Olivia had remained in too much confusion
+ to withdraw farther than the next
+ room; and upon this new intrusion, she
+ threw herself upon a sopha, and covered
+ her face with her hands.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "O here is the stray bird, exclaimed Louisa,
+ fluttering in the meshes.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mr. Bromley immediately entered; Mr.
+ Townshend followed; Burchel brought
+ up the rear.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "My dearest creature, cried Louisa, do
+ not be alarmed. We are come to wish you
+ joy; and seized one of her hands.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, but where's the parson? exclaimed
+ Bromley&#8212;What, has grace been said,
+ the collation served, and the cloth removed?
+ Upon my word, you have been
+ very expeditious, Miss.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "My God, Bromley, said Townshend, do
+ not reflect so much upon the ladies modesty.
+ I will stake my life they were not
+ to have been married these three days.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Olivia now rose from the sopha in unspeakable
+ agitation, and endeavoured to
+ defend herself. Gentlemen, assure yourselves,&#8212;give
+ me leave to protest to you,&#8212;indeed
+ you will be sorry&#8212;you are mistaken&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;Oh
+ Miss Bromley, added she, in
+ a piercing voice, and threw her arms eagerly
+ about the neck of Louisa.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mind them not, my dear, said Louisa;
+ you know, gentlemen, Miss Seymour is
+
+ studious; it was a point in philosophy she
+ wished to settle; that's all, Olivia; and
+ kissed her cheek.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Or perhaps, added Townshend,&#8212;the lady
+ is young and inexperienced&#8212;she wanted a
+ comment upon the bower scene in Cleopatra.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Olivia suddenly raised her head and came
+ forward, still leaning one arm upon Louisa.
+ Hear me, cried she; I will be heard. What
+ have I done that would expose me to the
+ lash of each unlicenced tongue? What has
+ there been in any hour of my life, upon
+ which for calumny to fix her stain? Of
+ what loose word, of what act of levity and
+ dissipation can I be convicted? Have I
+ not lived in the solitude of a recluse? Oh,
+ fortune, hard and unexampled!
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Deuce take me, cried sir Charles, whispering
+ Townshend, if I ever saw any thing
+ so handsome.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Olivia stood in a posture firm and collected,
+ her bosom heaving with resentment;
+
+ but her face was covered with
+ blushes, and her eyes were languishing and
+ sorrowful.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For the present unfortunate affair I will
+ acknowledge the truth. Mr. Burchel to
+ me appeared endowed with every esteemable
+ accomplishment, brave, generous,
+ learned, imaginative, and tender. By what
+ nobler qualities could a female heart be
+ won? Fashion, I am told, requires that
+ we should not make the advances. I reck
+ not fashion, and have never been her slave.
+ Fortune has thrown him at a distance from
+ me. It should have been my boast to
+ trample upon her imaginary distinctions.
+ I would never have forced an unwilling
+ hand. But if constancy, simplicity and
+ regard could have won a heart, his heart
+ had been mine. I know that the succession
+ of external objects would have made
+ the artless virtues of Olivia pass unheeded.
+ It was for that I formed my little plan.
+
+ I will not blush for a scheme that no bad
+ passion prompted. But it is over, and I
+ will return to my beloved solitude with
+ what unconcern I may. God bless you,
+ Mr. Burchel; I never meant you any
+ harm: and in saying this, she advanced
+ two steps forward, and laid her hand on
+ his.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Burchel, without knowing what he did,
+ fell on one knee and kissed it.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This action revived the confusion of
+ Olivia; she retreated, and Louisa took
+ hold of her arm. Will you retire, said
+ Louisa? You are a sweet good creature.
+ Olivia assented, advanced a few steps forward,
+ and then with her head half averted,
+ took a parting glance at Burchel, and hurried away.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A strange girl this, said Bromley! Devil
+ take me, if I know what to make of her.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I vow, cried sir Charles, I am acquainted
+ with all the coteries in town, and never
+ met with any thing like her.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Why, she is as coming, rejoined the
+ squire, as a milk-maid, and yet I do not
+ know how she has something that dashes
+ one too.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah, cried sir Charles, shaking his head,
+ she has nothing of the manners of the
+ <i>grand monde</i>.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I can say nothing to, said Bromley,
+ but, in my mind, her behaviour is gracious
+ and agreeable enough, if her conduct
+ were not so out of the way.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What think you, Burchel, said Townshend,
+ she is handsome, innocent, good
+ tempered and rich; excellent qualities,
+ let me tell you, for a wife.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I think her, said Burchel, more than
+ you say. Her disposition is amiable, and
+ her character exquisitely sweet and feminine.
+ She is capable of every thing generous
+ and admirable. A false education,
+ and visionary sentiments, to which she
+ will probably one day be superior, have
+
+ rendered her for the present an object of
+ pity. But, though I loved her, I should
+ despise my own heart, if it were capable
+ of taking advantage of her inexperience,
+ to seduce her to a match so unequal.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "At this instant Louisa re-entered, and
+ making the excuses of Olivia, the company
+ returned to the carriage, sir Charles
+ mounted on horseback as he came, and
+ they carried off the hero in triumph."
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article5"></a>
+ ARTICLE V.
+
+ THE PEASANT OF BILIDELGERID, A TALE.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ 2 VOLS. SHANDEAN.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is the only instance in which we
+ shall take the liberty to announce to the
+ public an author hitherto unknown. Thus
+ situated, we shall not presume to prejudice
+ our readers either ways concerning him, but
+ shall simply relate the general plan of the
+ work.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It attempts a combination, which has so
+ happily succeeded with the preceding writer,
+ of the comic and the pathetic. The latter
+ however is the principal object. The hero
+ is intended for a personage in the highest degree
+ lovely and interesting, who in his earliest
+ bloom of youth is subjected to the
+ most grievous calamities, and terminates
+ them not but by an untimely death. The
+
+ writer seems to have apprehended that a dash
+ of humour was requisite to render his story
+ in the highest degree interesting. And he
+ has spared no exertion of any kind of which
+ he was capable, for accomplishing this
+ purpose.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The scene is laid in Egypt and the adjacent
+ countries. The peasant is the son of
+ the celebrated Saladin. The author has exercised
+ his imagination in painting the manners
+ of the times and climates of which he
+ writes.
+
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article6"></a>
+ ARTICLE VI.
+
+ AN ESSAY ON NOVEL, IN THREE EPISTLES
+ INSCRIBED TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
+ LADY CRAVEN, BY WILL. HAYLEY, ESQ.
+ 4TO.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The public has been for some time
+ agreed that Mr. Hayley is the first of
+ English poets. Envy herself scarcely dares utter
+ a dissentient murmur, and even generous
+ emulation turns pale at the mention of his
+ name. His productions, allowing for the
+ very recent period in which he commenced
+ author, are rather numerous. A saturnine
+ critic might be apt to suspect that they
+ were also hasty, were not the loftiness of
+ their conceptions, the majesty of their style,
+ the richness of their imagination, and above
+ all, the energy both of their thoughts and
+ language so conspicuous, that we may defy
+ any man of taste to rise from the perusal,
+ and say, that all the study and consideration
+
+ in the world could possibly have made them
+ better. After a course however of unremitted
+ industry, Mr. Hayley seemed to have
+ relaxed, and to the eternal mortification of
+ the literary world, last winter could not
+ boast a single production of the prince of
+ song. The muses have now paid us another
+ visit. We are very sensible of our incapacity
+ to speak, or even think of this writer
+ with prosaic phlegm; we cannot however
+ avoid pronouncing, that, in our humble opinion,
+ Mr. Hayley has now outdone all his
+ former outdoings, and greatly repaid us for
+ the absence we so dearly mourned.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are sensible that it is unbecoming the
+ character of a critic to lay himself out in
+ general and vague declamation. It is also
+ within the laws of possibility, that an
+ incurious or unpoetical humour in some of our
+ readers, and (ah me, the luckless day!)
+ penury in others, may have occasioned their
+ turning over the drowsy pages of the review,
+
+ before they have perused the original work.
+ Some account of the plan, and a specimen of
+ the execution may therefore be expected.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first may be dispatched in two words.
+ The design is almost exactly analogous to
+ that of the Essay on History, which has been
+ so much celebrated. The author triumphs
+ in the novelty of his subject, and pays a very
+ elegant compliment to modern times, as
+ having been in a manner the sole inventors
+ of this admirable species of composition, of
+ which he has undertaken to deliver the
+ precepts. He deduces the pedigree of novel
+ through several generations from Homer and
+ Calliope. He then undertakes to characterise
+ the most considerable writers in this line.
+ He discusses with much learning, and all
+ the logical subtlety so proper to the didactic
+ muse, the pretensions of the Cyropedia of
+ Xenophon; but at length rejects it as containing
+ nothing but what was literally true,
+ and therefore belonging to the class of history.
+
+ He is very eloquent upon the Shepherd
+ of Hermas, Theagenes and Chariclea, and
+ the Ethiopics of Heliodorus. Turpin, Scudery,
+ Cotterel, Sidney, the countess D'Anois,
+ and "all such writers as were never read,"
+ next pass in review. Boccace and Cervantes
+ occupy a very principal place. The modern
+ French writers of fictitious history from Fenelon
+ to Voltaire, close the first epistle. The second
+ is devoted to English authors. The third
+ to the laws of novel writing.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We shall present our readers, as a specimen,
+ with the character of that accomplished
+ writer, John Bunyan, whom the poet has
+ generously rescued from that contempt which
+ fashionable manners, and fashionable licentiousness
+ had cast upon him.
+
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <h4><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e1643"></a></h4>
+ <div class="lg">"See in the front of Britain's honour'd band,<br>The author of the Pilgrim's Progress stand.<br>Though, sunk in shades of intellectual night,<br>He boasted but the simplest arts, to read and write;<br>Though false religion hold him in her chains,<br>His judgment weakens and his heart restrains:<br>Yet fancy's richest beams illum'd his mind,<br>And honest virtue his mistakes refin'd.<br>The poor and the illiterate he address'd;<br>The poor and the illiterate call him blest.<br>Blest he the man that taught the poor to pray,<br>That shed on adverse fate religion's day,<br>That wash'd the clotted tear from sorrow's face,<br>Recall'd the rambler to the heavenly race,<br>Dispell'd the murky clouds of discontent,<br>And read the lore of patience wheresoe'er he went."<br><br></div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ Amidst the spirited beauties of this passage,
+ it is impossible not to consider some as
+ particularly conspicuous. How strong and
+ nervous the second and fourth lines! How
+ happily expressive the two Alexandrines!
+ What a luminous idea does the epithet
+ "murky" present to us! How original and
+ picturesque that of the "clotted tear!" If
+ the same expression be found in the Ode to
+
+ Howard, let it however be considered, that
+ the exact propriety of that image to wash it
+ from the face (for how else, candid reader,
+ could a tear already clotted be removed) is a
+ clear improvement, and certainly entitles the
+ author to a repetition. Lastly, how consistent
+ the assemblage, how admirable the
+ climax in the last six lines! Incomparable
+ they might appear, but we recollect a passage
+ nearly equal in the Essay on History,
+
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <h4><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e1682"></a></h4>
+ <div class="lg">"<em>Wild</em> as thy <em>feeble</em> Metaphysic page,<br>Thy History <em>rambles</em> into <em>Steptic rage</em>;<br>Whose giddy and fantastic <em>dreams abuse</em>,<br>A Hampden's Virtue and a Shakespeare's Muse."<br><br></div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ How elevated the turn of this passage!
+ To be at once luxuriant and feeble, and to
+ lose one's way till we get into a passion,
+ (with our guide, I suppose) is peculiar to a
+ poetic subject. It is impossible to mistake
+ this for prose. Then how pathetic the conclusion!
+ What hard heart can refuse its
+
+ compassion to personages <em>abused</em> by a <em>dream</em>,
+ and that dream the <em>dream of a History!</em></p>
+ <p>
+ Oh, wonderful poet, thou shalt be immortal,
+ if my eulogiums can make thee so!
+ To thee thine own rhyme shall never be applied,
+ (<i>Dii, avertite omen</i>).
+
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <h4><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e1724"></a></h4>
+ <div class="lg">"Already, pierc'd by freedom's searching rays,<br>The waxen fabric of his fame decays!"<br><br></div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article7"></a>
+ ARTICLE VII.
+
+ INKLE AND YARICO, A POEM, BY JAMES
+ BEATTIE, L.L.D. 4TO.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ This author cannot certainly be compared
+ with Mr. Hayley.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We know not by what fatality Dr. Beattie
+ has acquired the highest reputation as a
+ philosopher, while his poetry, though acknowledged
+ to be pleasing, is comparatively little
+ thought on. It must always be with regret
+ and diffidence, that we dissent from the general
+ verdict. We should however be somewhat
+ apprehensive of sacrificing the character we
+ have assumed, did we fail to confess that his
+ philosophy has always appeared to us at once
+ superficial and confused, feeble and presumptuous.
+ We do not know any thing it has to
+ recommend it, but the good intention, and
+
+ we wish we could add the candid spirit,
+ with which it is written.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of his poetry however we think very
+ differently. Though deficient in nerve, it is
+ at once sweet and flowing, simple and
+ amiable. We are happy to find the author
+ returning to a line in which he appears so
+ truly respectable. The present performance
+ is by no means capable to detract from his
+ character as a poet. This well known tale
+ is related in a manner highly pathetic and
+ interesting. As we are not at all desirous of
+ palling the curiosity of the reader for the
+ poem itself, we shall make our extract at
+ random. The following stanzas, as they are
+ taken from a part perfectly cool and
+ introductory, are by no means the best in this
+ agreeable piece. They are prefaced by some
+ general reflexions on the mischiefs occasioned
+ by the <i>sacra fames auri</i>. The reader
+ will perceive that Dr. Beattie, according to
+ the precept of Horace, has rushed into the
+
+ midst of things, and not taken up the narrative
+ in chronological order.
+
+ </p>
+ <div class="poem">
+ <h4><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e1749"></a></h4>
+ <div class="lg">"Where genial Phoebus darts his fiercest rays,<br>Parching with heat intense the torrid zone:<br>No fanning western breeze his rage allays;<br>No passing cloud, with kindly shade o'erthrown,<br>His place usurps; but Phoebus reigns alone,<br>In this unfriendly clime a woodland shade,<br>Gloomy and dark with woven boughs o'ergrown,<br>Shed chearful verdure on the neighbouring glade,<br>And to th' o'er-labour'd hind a cool retreat display'd.<br><br></div>
+ <div class="lg">Along the margin of th' Atlantic main,<br>Rocks pil'd on rocks yterminate the scene;<br>Save here and there th' incroaching surges gain<br>An op'ning grateful to the daisied green;<br>Save where, ywinding cross the vale is seen<br>A bubbling creek, that spreads on all sides round<br>Its breezy freshness, gladding, well I ween,<br>The op'ning flow'rets that adorn the ground,<br>From her green margin to the ocean's utmost bound.<br><br></div>
+ <div class="lg">The distant waters hoarse resounding roar,<br>And fill the list'ning ear. The neighb'ring grove<br>Protects, i'th'midst that rose, a fragrant bow'r,<br>With nicest art compos'd. All nature strove,<br>With all her powers, this favour'd spot to prove<br>A dwelling fit for innocence and joy,<br>Or temple worthy of the god of love.<br>All objects round to mirth and joy invite,<br>Nor aught appears among that could the pleasure blight.<br><br></div>
+ <div class="lg">Within there sat, all beauteous to behold!<br>Adorn'd with ev'ry grace, a gentle maid.<br>Her limbs were form'd in nature's choicest mould,<br>Her lovely eyes the coldest bosoms sway'd,<br>And on her breast ten thousand Cupids play'd.<br>What though her skin were not as lilies fair?<br>What though her face confest a darker shade?<br>Let not a paler European dare<br>With glowing Yarico's her beauty to compare.<br><br></div>
+ <div class="lg">And if thus perfect were her outward form,<br>What tongue can tell the graces of her mind,<br>Constant in love and in its friendships warm?<br>There blushing modesty with virtue join'd<br>There tenderness and innocence combin'd.<br>Nor fraudful wiles, nor dark deceit she knew,<br>Nor arts to catch the inexperienc'd hind;<br>No swain's attention from a rival drew,<br>For she was simple all, and she was ever true.<br><br></div>
+ <div class="lg">There was not one so lovely or so good,<br>Among the num'rous daughters of the plain;<br>'Twas Yarico each Indian shepherd woo'd;<br>But Yarico each shepherd woo'd in vain;<br>Their arts she view'd not but with cold disdain.<br>For British Inkle's charms her soul confest,<br>His paler charms had caus'd her am'rous pain;<br>Nor could her heart admit another guest,<br>Or time efface his image in her constant breast,<br><br></div>
+ <div class="lg">Her generous love remain'd not unreturn'd,<br>Nor was the youthful swain as marble cold,<br>But soon with equal flame his bosom burn'd;<br>His passion soon in love's soft language told,<br>Her spirits cheer'd and bad her heart be bold.<br>Each other dearer than the world beside,<br>Each other dearer than themselves they hold.<br>Together knit in firmest bonds they bide,<br>While days and months with joy replete unnotic'd glide.<br><br></div>
+ <div class="lg">Ev'n now beside her sat the British boy,<br>Who ev'ry mark of youth and beauty bore,<br>All that allure the soul to love and joy.<br>Ev'n now her eyes ten thousand charms explore,<br>Ten thousand charms she never knew before.<br>His blooming cheeks confest a lovely glow,<br>His jetty eyes unusual brightness wore,<br>His auburn locks adown his Shoulders flow,<br>And manly dignity is seated on his brow."<br><br></div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article8"></a>
+ ARTICLE VIII
+
+ THE ALCHYMIST, A COMEDY, ALTERED
+ FROM BEN JONSON, BY RICHARD BRINSLEY
+ SHERIDAN, ESQ.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ There are few characters, that have
+ risen into higher favour with the English
+ nation, than Mr. Sheridan. He was
+ known and admired, as a man of successful
+ gallantry, both with the fair sex and his
+ own, before he appeared, emphatically
+ speaking, upon the public stage. Since that
+ time, his performances, of the Duenna, and
+ the School for Scandal, have been distinguished
+ with the public favour beyond any
+ dramatical productions in the language. His
+ compositions, in gaiety of humour and spriteliness
+ of wit, are without an equal.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Satiated, it should seem, with the applauses
+ of the theatre, he turned his attention
+
+ to public and parliamentary speaking. The
+ vulgar prejudice, that genius cannot expect
+ to succeed in two different walks, for some
+ time operated against him. But he possessed
+ merit, and he compelled applause. He now
+ ranks, by universal consent, as an orator and
+ a statesman, with the very first names of an
+ age, that will not perhaps be accounted unproductive
+ in genius and abilities.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was now generally supposed that he had
+ done with the theatre. For our own part,
+ we must confess; we entertain all possible
+ veneration for parliamentary and ministerial
+ abilities; we should be mortified to rank second
+ to any man in our enthusiasm for the
+ official talents of Mr. Sheridan: But as the
+ guardians of literature, we regretted the loss
+ of his comic powers. We wished to preserve
+ the poet, without losing the statesman.
+ Greatly as we admired the opera and the comedy,
+ we conceived his unbounded talents
+ capable of something higher still. To say all
+
+ in a word, we looked at his hands for the
+ MISANTHROPE of the British muse.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is unnecessary to say then, that we congratulate
+ the public upon the present essay.
+ It is meaned only as a <i>jeu d'esprit</i>. But we
+ consider it as the earnest of that perseverance,
+ which we wished to prove, and feared to lose.
+ The scene we have extracted, and which,
+ with another, that may be considered as a
+ kind of praxis upon the rules, constitutes
+ the chief part of the alteration, is apparently
+ personal. How far personal satire is commendable
+ in general, and how far it is just
+ in the present instance, are problems that we
+ shall leave with our readers.&#8212;As much as
+ belongs to Jonson we have put in italics.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h4><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e1927"></a>ACT IV
+ </h4>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h5><a name="projectID3f5c705938b0b-div-d0e1930"></a>SCENE 4
+ </h5>
+ <p><em><i>Enter</i> Captain Face, <i>disguised as Lungs,
+ and</i> Kastril.
+ </em></p>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>FACE.</dt>
+ <dd><i>Who would you speak with</i>?
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>KASTRIL.</dt>
+ <dd><i>Where is the captain?</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ FACE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>Gone, sir, about some business.</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>Gone?</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ FACE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>He will return immediately. But master
+ doctor, his lieutenant is here.</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>Say, I would speak with him.</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <p><em>
+ [<i>Exit</i> Face.
+ </em></p>
+ <p><em><i>Enter</i> Subtle.
+ </em></p>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>Come near, sir.&#8212;I know you well.&#8212;You
+ are my</i> terrae fili&#8212;<i>that is&#8212;my boy of
+ land&#8212;same three thousand pounds a year.</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>How know you that, old boy?</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>I know the subject of your visit, and I'll
+ satisfy you. Let us see now what notion
+
+ you have of the matter. It is a nice point
+ to broach a quarrel right</i>.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>You lie</i>.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>How now?&#8212;give me the lie?&#8212;for what,
+ my boy?</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>Nay look you to that.&#8212;I am beforehand&#8212;that's
+ my business</i>.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd><i>Oh, this is not the art of quarrelling&#8212;'tis
+ poor and pitiful</i>!&#8212;What, sir, would
+ you restrict the noble science of debate to
+ the mere lie?&#8212;Phaw, that's a paltry trick,
+ that every fool could hit.&#8212;A mere Vandal
+ could throw his gantlet, and an Iroquois
+ knock his antagonist down.&#8212;No, sir, the
+ art of quarrel is vast and complicated.&#8212;Months
+ may worthily be employed in the
+ attainment,&#8212;and the exercise affords range
+ for the largest abilities.&#8212;To quarrel after
+
+ the newest and most approved method, is
+ the first of sciences,&#8212;the surest test of
+ genius, and the last perfection of civil
+ society.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ You amaze me. I thought to dash the
+ lie in another's face was the most respectable
+ kind of anger.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ O lud, sir, you are very ignorant. A
+ man that can only give the lie is not worth
+ the name of quarrelsome&#8212;quite tame and
+ spiritless!&#8212;No, sir, the angry boy must
+ understand, beside the QUARREL DIRECT&#8212;in
+ which I own you have some proficiency&#8212;a
+ variety of other modes of attack;&#8212;such
+ as, the QUARREL PREVENTIVE&#8212;the
+ QUARREL OBSTREPEROUS&#8212;the QUARREL
+ SENSITIVE&#8212;the QUARREL OBLIQUE&#8212;and
+ the QUARREL PERSONAL.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ O Mr. doctor, that I did but understand
+ half so much of the art of brangling as
+
+ you do!&#8212;What would I give!&#8212;Harkee&#8212;I'll
+ settle an hundred a year upon you.&#8212;But
+ come, go on, go on&#8212;
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ O sir! you quite overpower me&#8212;why,
+ if you use me thus, you will draw all my
+ secrets from me at once.&#8212;I shall almost
+ kick you down stairs the first lecture.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ How!&#8212;Kick me down stairs?&#8212;Ware
+ that&#8212;Blood and oons, sir!
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Well, well,&#8212;be patient&#8212;be patient&#8212;Consider,
+ it is impossible to communicate
+ the last touches of the art of petulance,
+ but by fist and toe,&#8212;by sword and pistol.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Sir, I don't understand you!
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Enough. We'll talk of that another
+ time.&#8212;What I have now to explain is the
+ cool and quiet art of debate&#8212;fit to be introduced
+
+ into the most elegant societies&#8212;or
+ the most august assemblies.&#8212;You, my
+ angry boy, are in parliament?
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ No, doctor.&#8212;I had indeed some thoughts
+ of it.&#8212;But imagining that the accomplishments
+ of petulance and choler would be
+ of no use there&#8212;I gave it up.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Good heavens!&#8212;Of no use?&#8212;Why, sir,
+ they can be no where so properly.&#8212;Only
+ conceive how august a little petulance&#8212;and
+ what a graceful variety snarling and
+ snapping would introduce!&#8212;True, they
+ are rather new in that connexion.&#8212;Believe
+ me, sir, there is nothing for which I
+ have so ardently longed as to meet them
+ there.&#8212;I should die contented.&#8212;And you,
+ sir,&#8212;if you would introduce them&#8212;Eh?
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Doctor, you shall be satisfied&#8212;I'll be
+ in parliament in a month&#8212;I'll be prime
+
+ minister&#8212;LORD HIGH TREASURER of
+ ENGLAND&#8212;or, CHANCELLOR of the EXCHEQUER!
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Oh, by all means CHANCELLOR of the
+ EXCHEQUER! You are somewhat young
+ indeed&#8212;but that's no objection.&#8212;Damn
+ me, if the office can ever be so respectably
+ filled as by an angry boy.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ True, true.&#8212;But, doctor, we forget
+ your instructions all this time.&#8212;Let me
+ see&#8212;Ay&#8212;first was the QUARREL PREVENTIVE.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Well thought of!&#8212;Why, sir, in your
+ new office you will be liable to all sorts of
+ attacks&#8212;Ministers always are, and an angry
+ boy cannot hope to escape.&#8212;Now nothing,
+ you know, is so much to the purpose as
+ to have the first blow&#8212;Blunders are very
+ natural.&#8212;Your friends tell one story in
+
+ the upper house, and you another in the
+ lower&#8212;You shall give up a territory to
+ the enemy that you ought to have kept,
+ and when charged with it, shall unluckily
+ drop that you and your colleagues
+ were ignorant of the geography of the
+ country&#8212;You foresee an attack&#8212;you immediately
+ open&#8212;Plans so extensively beneficial&#8212;accounts
+ so perfectly consistent&#8212;measures
+ so judicious and accurate&#8212;no
+ man can question&#8212;no man can object
+ to&#8212;but a rascal and a knave.&#8212;Let him
+ come forward!
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Very good! very good!&#8212;For the
+ QUARREL OPSTREPEROUS, that I easily
+ conceive.&#8212;An antagonist objects shrewdly&#8212;I
+ cannot invent an answer.&#8212;In that
+ case, there is nothing to be done but to
+ drown his reasons in noise&#8212;nonsense&#8212;and
+ vociferation.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Come to my arms, my dear Kastril! O
+ thou art an apt scholar&#8212;thou wilt be nonpareil
+ in the art of brawling!&#8212;But for
+ the QUARREL SENSITIVE&#8212;
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Ay, that I confess I don't understand.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Why, it is thus, my dear boy&#8212;A
+ minister is apt to be sore.&#8212;Every man
+ cannot have the phlegm of Burleigh.&#8212;And
+ an angry boy is sorest of all.&#8212;In that case&#8212;an
+ objection is made that would dumbfound
+ any other man&#8212;he parries it with&#8212;my
+ honour&#8212;and my integrity&#8212;and the
+ rectitude of my intentions&#8212;my spotless
+ fame&#8212;my unvaried truth&#8212;and the greatness
+ of my abilities&#8212;And so gives no
+ answer at all.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Excellent! excellent!
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ The QUARREL OBLIQUE is easy enough.&#8212;It
+ is only to talk in general terms of
+ places and pensions&#8212;the loaves and the
+ fishes&#8212;a struggle for power&#8212;a struggle for
+ power&#8212;And it will do excellent well, if at
+ a critical moment&#8212;you can throw in a hint
+ of some forty or fifty millions unaccounted
+ for by some people's grandfathers and
+ uncles dead fifty years ago.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Ha! ha! ha!
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Lastly, for the QUARREL PERSONAL&#8212;It
+ may be infinitely diversified.&#8212;I have
+ other instances in my eye,&#8212;but I will
+ mention only one.&#8212;Minds capable of the
+ widest comprehension, when held back
+ from their proper field, may turn to lesser
+ employments, that fools may wonder at,
+ and canting hypocrites accuse&#8212;A CATO
+ might indulge to the pleasures of the
+ bottle, and a CAESAR might play&#8212;Unfortunately
+
+ you may have a CAESAR to oppose
+ you&#8212;Let him discuss a matter of
+ finance&#8212;that subject is always open&#8212;there
+ you have an easy answer. In the
+ former case you parried, here you thrust.&#8212;You
+ must admire at his presumption&#8212;tell
+ him roundly he is not capable of the
+ subject&#8212;and dam his strongest reasons
+ by calling them the reasons of a gambler.
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ Admirable!&#8212;Oh doctor!&#8212;I will thank
+ you for ever.&#8212;I will do any thing for
+ you!
+
+ </dd>
+ </dl>
+ <p><em>
+ [Face <i>enters at the corner of the stage,
+ winks at</i> Subtle, <i>and exit.</i>]
+ </em></p>
+ <dl>
+ <dt>
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ </dt>
+ <dd>
+ "<i>Come, Sir, the captain will come to us
+ presently&#8212;I will have you to my chamber of
+ demonstrations, and show my instrument for
+ quarrelling, with all the points of the compass
+ marked upon it. It will make you able
+ to quarrel to a straw's breadth at moonlight.</i></dd>
+ </dl>
+ <p><em>
+ Exeunt."
+ </em></p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ </blockquote>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article9"></a>
+ ARTICLE IX.
+
+ REFLEXIONS UPON THE PRESENT STATE OF
+ THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. BY
+ THOMAS PAINE, M.A. &amp;c. 8vo.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The revolution of America is the most
+ important event of the present century.
+ Other revolutions have originated in
+ immediate personal feeling, have pointed
+ only at a few partial grievances, or, preserving
+ the tyranny entire, have consisted only in
+ a struggle about the persons in whom it
+ should be vested. This only has commenced
+ in an accurate and extensive view of things,
+ and at a time when the subject of government
+ was perfectly understood. The persons,
+ who have had the principal share in
+ conducting it, exhibit a combination of wisdom,
+ spirit and genius, that can never be
+ sufficiently admired.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this honourable list, the name of Mr.
+ Paine by no means occupies the lowest
+
+ place. He is the best of all their political
+ writers. His celebrated pamphlet of Common
+ Sense appeared at a most critical period,
+ and certainly did important service to the
+ cause of independency. His style is exactly
+ that of popular oratory. Rough, negligent
+ and perspicuous, it presents us occasionally
+ with the boldest figures and the most animated
+ language. It is perfectly intelligible
+ to persons of all ranks, and it speaks with
+ energy to the sturdy feelings of uncultivated
+ nature. The sentiments of the writer are
+ stern, and we think even rancorous to the
+ mother country. They may be the sentiments
+ of a patriot, they are not certainly
+ those of a philosopher.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Paine has thought fit to offer some
+ advice to his countrymen in the present juncture,
+ in which, according to some, they
+ stand in considerable need of it. The performance
+ is not unworthy of the other productions
+ of this author. It has the same virtues
+
+ and the same defects. We have extracted
+ the following passage, as one of the most
+ singular and interesting.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "America has but one enemy, and that is
+ England. Of the English it behoves us
+ always to be jealous. We ought to cultivate
+ harmony and good understanding with
+ every other power upon earth. The necessity
+ of this caution will be easily shewn.
+ For
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 1. The united states of America were
+ subject to the government of England.
+ True, they have acknowledged our independence.
+ But pride first struggled as
+ much as she could, and sullenness held off
+ as long as she dare. They have withdrawn
+ their claim upon our obedience, but do
+ you think they have forgot it? To this
+ hour their very news-papers talk daily of
+ dissentions between colony and colony, and
+ the disaffection of this and of that to the
+
+ continental interest. They hold up one
+ another in absurdity, and look with affirmative
+ impatience, when we shall fall
+ together by the ears, that they may run
+ away with the prize we have so dearly
+ won. It is not in man to submit to a defalcation
+ of empire without reluctance.
+ But in England, where every cobler, slave
+ as he is, hath been taught to think himself
+ a king, never.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 2. The resemblance, of language, customs,
+ will give them the most ready access
+ to us. The king of England will
+ have emissaries in every corner. They
+ will try to light up discord among us.
+ They will give intelligence of all our
+ weaknesses. Though we have struggled
+ bravely, and conquered like men, we are
+ not without imperfection. Ambition and
+ hope will be for ever burning in the breast
+ of our former tyrant. Dogmatical confidence
+ is the worst enemy America can
+
+ have. We need not fear the Punic sword.
+ But let us be upon our guard against the
+ arts of Carthage.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 3. England is the only European state
+ that still possesses an important province
+ upon our continent. The Indian tribes
+ are all that stand between us. We know
+ with what art they lately sought their detested
+ alliance. What they did then was the
+ work of a day. Hereafter if they act against
+ us, the steps they will proceed with will be
+ slower and surer. Canada will be their place
+ of arms. From Canada they will pour down
+ their Indians. A dispute about the boundaries
+ will always be an easy quarrel. And
+ if their cunning can inveigle us into a false
+ security, twenty or thirty years hence we
+ may have neither generals nor soldiers to
+ stop them."
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ </div>
+ <div class="teidiv">
+ <h3><a name="article10"></a>
+ ARTICLE X.
+
+ SPEECH OF THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
+ EDMUND BURKE, ON A MOTION FOR AN
+ ADDRESS OF THANKS TO HIS MAJESTY (ON
+ THE 28TH OF NOVEMBER, 1783) FOR HIS
+ GRACIOUS COMMUNICATION OF A TREATY
+ OF COMMERCE CONCLUDED BETWEEN
+ GEORGE THE THIRD, KING, &amp;C. AND THE
+ UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
+
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ We were very apprehensive upon Mr.
+ Burke's coming into administration,
+ that this circumstance might have proved a
+ bar to any further additions to the valuable
+ collection of his speeches already in the hands
+ of the public. If we imagined that our verdict
+ could make any addition to the very
+ great and deserved reputation in which they
+ are held, we should not scruple to say that
+ were Cicero our contemporary, and Mr.
+ Burke the ancient, we are persuaded that
+ there would not be a second opinion upon
+ the comparative merits of their orations. In
+ the same degree as the principles of the latter
+
+ are unquestionably more unsullied,
+ and his spirit more independent; do we
+ esteem him to excel in originality of genius,
+ and sublimity of conception.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We will give two extracts; one animadverting
+ upon the preliminaries of peace concluded
+ by the earl of Shelburne; the other
+ a character of David Hartley, Esq.
+
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "I know that it has been given out, that
+ by the ability and industry of their predecessors
+ we found peace and order established
+ to our hands; and that the present ministers
+ had nothing to inherit, but emolument
+ and indolence, <i>otium cum dignitate.</i>
+ Sir, I will inform you what kind of peace
+ and leisure the late ministers had provided.
+ They were indeed assiduous in their devotion;
+ they erected a temple to the goddess
+ of peace. But it was so hasty and incorrect
+ a structure, the foundation was so imperfect,
+ the materials so gross and unwrought,
+ and the parts so disjointed,
+
+ that it would have been much easier to
+ have raised an entire edifice from the
+ ground, than to have reduced the injudicious
+ sketch that was made to any regularity
+ of form. Where you looked for
+ a shrine, you found only a vestibule;
+ instead of the chapel of the goddess, there
+ was a wide and dreary lobby; and neither
+ altar nor treasury were to be found. There
+ was neither greatness of design, nor accuracy
+ of finishing. The walls were full of
+ gaps and flaws, the winds whistled through
+ the spacious halls, and the whole building
+ tottered over our heads.
+
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Hartley, sir, is a character, that
+ must do honour to his country and to human
+ nature. With a strong and independent
+ judgment, with a capacious and
+ unbounded benevolence, he devoted himself
+ from earliest youth for his brethren
+ and fellow creatures. He has united a
+ character highly simple and inartificial,
+
+ with the wisdom of a true politician. Not
+ by the mean subterfuges of a professed
+ negociator; not by the dark, fathomless
+ cunning of a mere statesman; but by an
+ extensive knowledge of the interest and
+ character of nations; by an undisguised
+ constancy in what is fit and reasonable;
+ by a clear and vigorous spirit that disdains
+ imposition. He has met the accommodating
+ ingenuity of France; he has met the
+ haughty inflexibility of Spain upon their
+ own ground, and has completely routed
+ them. He loosened them from all their
+ holdings and reserves; he left them not a
+ hole, nor a corner to shelter themselves.
+ He has taught the world a lesson we had
+ long wanted, that simple and unaided virtue
+ is more than a match for the unbending
+ armour of pride, and the exhaustless
+ evolutions of political artifice."
+
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ FINIS.
+
+ </p>
+ <hr>
+ <address>&nbsp; 1783 By WILLIAM GODWIN.
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Four Early Pamphlets, by William Godwin
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+Title: Four Early Pamphlets
+
+Author: William Godwin
+
+Release Date: January 5, 2004 [EBook #10597]
+
+Language: English
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+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FOUR EARLY PAMPHLETS ***
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+
+FOUR EARLY PAMPHLETS
+
+BY WILLIAM GODWIN
+
+1783
+
+
+
+ [A Defense of the Rockingham Party, in Their Late Coalition with
+ the Right Honorable Frederic Lord North]
+
+
+
+ [Instructions to a Statesman]
+
+
+
+ [An Account of the Seminary]
+
+
+
+ [The Herald of Literature]
+
+
+
+
+
+A
+
+DEFENCE
+
+OF THE
+
+ROCKINGHAM PARTY,
+
+IN THEIR LATE
+
+COALITION
+
+WITH
+
+THE RIGHT HONOURABLE FREDERIC LORD NORTH.
+
+
+LONDON: Printed for J. STOCKDALE, opposite Burlington House, Piccadilly.
+1783. [Price One Shilling and Sixpence.] _Entered at Stationers Hall._
+
+
+A
+
+
+
+DEFENCE
+
+
+
+OF THE
+
+
+
+ROCKINGHAM PARTY,
+
+
+
+&C. &C. &C.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The present reign will certainly appear to our posterity full of the
+noblest materials for history. Many circumstances seem to have pointed
+it out as a very critical period. The general diffusion of science has,
+in some degree, enlightened the minds of all men; and has cleared such,
+as have any influence upon the progress of manners and society, from a
+thousand unworthy pre-possessions. The dissipation and luxury that reign
+uncontrouled have spread effiminacy and irresolution every where.--The
+grand defection of the United States of America from the mother country,
+is one of the most interesting events, that has engaged the attention of
+Europe for centuries. And the number of extraordinary geniuses that have
+distinguished themselves in the political world, gives a dignity to the
+scene. They pour a lustre over the darkest parts of the story, and
+bestow a beauty upon the tragedy, that it could not otherwise have
+possessed.
+
+At a time like this, when the attention of mankind has been kept alive
+by a series of the most important events, we cease to admire at things
+which would otherwise appear uncommon, and wonders almost lose their
+name. Even now, however, when men were almost grown callous to novelty,
+and the youngest of us had, like Cato in the play, lived long enough to
+be "surprised at nothing," a matter has occurred which few expected, and
+to which, for that reason, men of no great strength of mind, of no nerve
+of political feeling, scarcely know how to reconcile themselves. I refer
+to the coalition between the friends of the late marquis of Rockingham
+and the noble commoner in the blue ribbon.
+
+The manner of blaming this action is palpable and easy. The censure is
+chiefly directed against that wonderful man, whom, at least in their
+hearts, his countrymen, I believe, have agreed to regard as the person
+of brightest genius, and most extensive capacity, that now adorns the
+British senate. Has not this person, we are asked, for years attacked
+the noble lord in the most unqualified manner? Is there any aspersion,
+any insinuation, that he has not thrown out upon his character? Has he
+not represented him as the weakest man, and the worst minister, to whom
+the direction of affairs was ever committed? Has he not imputed to his
+prerogative principles, and his palpable misconduct, the whole catalogue
+of our misfortunes? If such men as these are to unite for the detested
+purposes of ambition, what security can we have for any thing valuable,
+that yet remains to us? Is not this the very utmost reach of frontless
+profligacy? What dependence after this is to be placed in the man, who
+has thus given the lie to all his professions, and impudently flown in
+the face of that honest and unsuspecting virtue, which had hitherto
+given him credit for the rectitude of his intentions?
+
+I do not mean for the present to enter into a direct answer to these
+several observations. I leave it to others, to rest the weight of their
+cause upon sounding exclamations and pompous interogatories. For myself,
+I am firmly persuaded, that the oftner the late conduct of the
+Rockingham connexion is summoned to the bar of fair reason, the more
+cooly it is considered, and the less the examiner is led away by the
+particular prejudices of this side or of that, the more commendable it
+will appear. We do not fear the light. We do not shun the scrutiny. We
+are under no apprehensions for the consequences.
+
+I will rest my argument upon the regular proof of these three
+propositions.
+
+First--That the Rockingham connexion, was the only connexion by which
+the country could be well served.
+
+Secondly--That they were not by themselves of sufficient strength to
+support the weight of administration.
+
+Thirdly--That they were not the men whose services were the most likely
+to be called for by the sovereign, in the present crisis.
+
+First--I am to prove, that the country could not be well served but by
+the Rockingham connexion.
+
+There are three points principally concerned in the constituting a good
+administration; liberal principles, respectable abilities, and
+incorruptible integrity.--Let us examine with a view to these, the other
+four parties in the British government. The connexion of the earl of
+Shelburne, that of lord North, the Bedford party, and the Scottish. In
+reviewing these, it is necessary that I should employ a manly freedom,
+though, at the same time, I should be much unwilling to do a partial
+injustice to any of them.
+
+It is true, there is some difference between the language of the same
+men in office, and out of office. The Bedford connexion, however, have
+never been conceived to bear an over favourable aspect to the cause of
+liberty. They are the avowed enemies of innovation and reform.
+
+The Scottish party are pretty much confounded with the set of men that
+are called, by way of distinction, the king's friends. The design of
+these men has been to exalt regal power and prerogative upon the ruins
+of aristocracy, and the neck of the people. Arguments, and those by no
+means of a frivolous description, have been brought to prove, that a
+most subtle and deep-laid scheme was formed by them, in the beginning of
+the reign, to subserve this odious purpose. It has been supposed to have
+been pursued with the most inflexible constancy, and, like a skiff, when
+it sails along the meandering course of a river, finally to have turned
+to account the most untoward gales.
+
+Lord North, whatever we may suppose to have been his intrinsic
+abilities, stands forward, as, perhaps, the most unfortunate minister,
+that this country ever produced. Misfortune overtook him in the
+assertion of the highest monarchical principles. In spite of misfortune,
+he adherred inflexibly to that assertion. In the most critical
+situations he remained in a state of hesitation and uncertainty, till
+the tide, that "taken at the flood, led up to fortune," was lost. His
+versatility, and the undisguised attachment, that he manifested to
+emolument and power, were surely unworthy of the stake that was
+entrusted to him.
+
+In what I have now said, I do not much fear to be contradicted. It was
+not with a view to such as are attached to any of these parties, that I
+have taken up the pen. Those who come under this description, are almost
+universally the advocates of monarchy, and think that they have nothing
+to regret, but that power and police are not established upon a more
+uncontrolable footing among us. To such persons I do not address myself.
+I know of nothing that the friends of lord Rockingham have to offer that
+can be of any weight with them; and, for my own part, I should blush to
+say a word, that should tend to conciliate their approbation to a
+system, in which my heart was interested. The men I wish chiefly to have
+in view, are those that are personally attached to the earl of
+Shelburne; such as stand aloof from all parties, and are inclined to
+have but an indifferent opinion of any; and such as have adhered to the
+connexion I have undertaken to defend, but whose approbation has been
+somewhat cooled by their late conduct. The two last in particular, I
+consider as least under the power of prejudice, and most free to the
+influence of rational conviction.
+
+The friends of freedom have, I believe, in no instance hesitated, but
+between the Rockingham connexion, and the earl of Shelburne. It is these
+two then that it remains for me to examine. Lord Shelburne had the
+misfortune of coming very early upon the public stage. At that time he
+connected himself with the earl of Bute, and entered with warmth into
+the opposition to Mr. secretary Pitt. In this system of conduct,
+however, he did not long persist; he speedily broke with the favourite,
+and soon after joined the celebrated hero, that had lately been the
+object of his attack. By this person he was introduced to a considerable
+post in administration. In office, he is chiefly remembered by the very
+decisive stile of authority and censure he employed, in a public letter,
+relative to the resistance that was made to the act of 1767, for
+imposing certain duties in America. From his resignation with lord
+Chatham, he uniformly and strenuously opposed the measures that were
+adopted for crushing that resistance. He persevered, with much apparent
+constancy, in one line of conduct for near ten years, and this is
+certainly the most plausible period of his story. He first called forth
+the suspicions of generous and liberal men in every rank of society, by
+his resolute opposition to the American independency in 1778. But it was
+in the administration, that seemed to have been formed under so
+favourable auspices in the spring of 1782, that he came most forward to
+general examination.
+
+The Rockingham connexion, in conformity to what were then supposed to be
+the wishes of the people, united, though not without some hesitation,
+with the noble earl and his adherents, in the conduct of public affairs.
+And how did he reward their confidence? He was careful to retain the
+question respecting his real sentiments upon the business of America, in
+as much obscurity as ever. He wrote officially a letter to sir Guy
+Carleton, which has never seen the light, by which that officer was
+induced to declare the American independency already irreversibly
+recognised by the court of London; by which he appears to have deceived
+all his brother ministers without exception; and by which Mr. Fox in
+particular, was induced to make the same declaration with general
+Carleton to foreign courts, and to come forward in the commons
+peremptorily to affirm, that there was not a second opinion in the
+cabinet, upon this interesting subject. How must a man of his
+undisguised and manly character have felt, when, within a week from this
+time, he found the noble earl declaring that nothing had ever been
+further from his thoughts, than an unconditional recognition; and
+successfully exerting himself to bring over a majority in the cabinet to
+the opposite sentiment? Lord Shelburne's obtaining, or accepting, call
+it which you will, of the office of first lord of the treasury, upon the
+demise of lord Rockingham, without the privity of his fellow Ministers,
+was contrary to every maxim of ingenuous conduct, and every principle
+upon which an association of parties can be supported. The declaration
+he made, and which was contradicted both by his own friends in the
+cabinet, and those of Mr. Fox, that he knew of no reason _in God's
+earth_ for that gentleman's resignation, but that of his having
+succeeded to the office of premier, was surely sufficiently singular.
+
+But he is celebrated for being a man of large professions, and by these
+professions he has induced some persons in different classes in society,
+to esteem him the friend of liberty and renovation. What he has held
+out, however, upon these heads, has not been entirely confident. He has
+appeared the enthusiastical partizan of the aristocracy, a kind of
+government, which, carried to its height, is perhaps, of all the
+different species of despotism, the most intolerable. He has talked in a
+very particular stile of his fears of reducing the regal power to a
+shadow, of his desire that the extension of prerogative should keep pace
+with the confirmation of popular rights, and his resolution, that, if it
+were in his power to prevent it, a king of England should never be
+brought to a level with a king of Mahrattas. The true sons of freedom
+will not certainly be very apprehensive upon this score, and will leave
+it to the numbers that will ever remain the adherents of monarchical
+power, to guard the barriers of the throne. In opposition, his
+declarations in favour of parliamentary reform seemed indeed very
+decisive. In administration, he was particularly careful to explain away
+these declarations, and to assure the people that he would never employ
+any influence in support of the measure, but would only countenance it
+so far as it appeared to be the sense of parliament. In other words,
+that he would remain neutral, or at most only honour the subject with an
+eloquent harangue, and interest himself no further respecting it.
+
+But let us proceed from his language to his conduct in office. Almost
+every salutary measure of administration, from the resignation of lord
+North downward, was brought about during the union of the noble earl
+with the Rockingham connexion. What inference are we to draw from
+this?--That administration, as auspicious as it was transitory, has
+never been charged with more than one error. They were thought too
+liberal in the distribution of two or three sinecures and pensions. To
+whom were they distributed? Uniformly, exclusively, to the friends of
+lord Shelburne. Lord Shelburne proposed them to his august colleague,
+and the marquis, whose faults, if he had any, were an excess of
+mildness, and an unsuspecting simplicity, perhaps too readily complied.
+But let it be remembered, that not one of his friends accepted, or to
+not one of his friends were these emoluments extended. But, if the noble
+marquis were sparing in the distribution of pensions, the deficiency was
+abundantly supplied by his successor. While the interests of the people
+were neglected and forgotten, the attention of the premier was in a
+considerable degree engrossed by the petty arrangements of office. For
+one man a certain department of business was marked out; the place had
+been previously filled by another. Here the first person was at all
+events to be promoted; and the second gratified with a pension. Thus, in
+the minute detail of employment, in adjusting the indeclinables of a
+court calendar, to detach a _commis_ from this department, and to fix a
+clerk in that, burthen after burthen has been heaped upon the shoulders
+of a callous and lethargic people.--But no man can say, that the earl of
+Shelburne has been idle. Beside all this, he has restored peace to his
+country. His merits in this business, have already been sufficiently
+agitated. To examine them afresh would lead me too far from the scope of
+my subject. I will not therefore now detain myself either to exculpate
+or criminate the minister, to whom, whatever they are, they are
+principally to be ascribed.
+
+From the considerations already suggested, I am afraid thus much may be
+fairly inferred, that the earl of Shelburne is a man, dark, insidious
+and inexplicit in his designs; no decided friend of the privileges of
+the people; and in both respects a person very improper to conduct the
+affairs of this country. I would hope however, that the celebrated
+character given of him by the late lord Holland was somewhat too severe.
+"I have met with many, who by perseverance and labour have made
+themselves Jesuits; it is peculiar to this man to have been born one."
+
+Such then is the estimate we are compelled to form of a man who in his
+professions has sometimes gone as far, as the most zealous votaries of
+liberty. And what is the inference we shall draw from this? Shall we,
+for the sake of one man so specious and plausible, learn to think the
+language of all men equally empty and deceitful? Having once been
+betrayed, shall we avoid all future risk, by treating every pretender to
+patriotism and public spirit, as a knave and an impostor? This indeed is
+a conclusion to which the unprincipled and the vicious are ever
+propense. They judge of their fellows by themselves, and from the
+depravity of their own hearts are willing to infer, that every honesty
+has its price. But the very motive that inclines the depraved to such a
+mode of reasoning, must, upon the very same account, deter the man of
+virtue from adopting it. Virtue is originally ever simple and
+unsuspecting. Conscious to its own rectitude, and the integrity of its
+professions, it naturally expects the same species of conduct from
+others. By every disappointment of this kind, it is mortified and
+humbled. Long, very long must it have been baffled, and countless must
+have been its mortifications, ere it can be induced to adopt a principle
+of general mistrust. And that such a principle should have so large a
+spread among persons, whose honesty, candour forbids us to suspect, is
+surely, of all the paradoxe upon the face of the earth, incomparably the
+greatest.--The man of virtue then will be willing, before he gives up
+all our political connexions without distinction, to go along with me to
+the review of the only one that yet remains to be examined, that of the
+late marquis of Rockingham.
+
+Too much perhaps cannot be said in their praise. They have nearly
+engrossed the confidence of every friend of liberty. They are the only
+men, whose principles were never darkened with the cloud of suspicion.
+What, let me ask, has been their uniform conduct during the whole course
+of the reign? They have been ever steady in their opposition, to
+whatever bore an ill aspect to the cause of freedom, and to the whole
+train of those political measures, that have terminated in calamity and
+ruin. They have been twice in administration. Prosperity and power are
+usually circumstances that prove the severest virtue. While in power how
+then did this party conduct themselves?
+
+Of their first administration the principal measure was the stamp act. A
+law that restored tranquility to a distracted empire. A law, to which,
+if succeeding administrations had universally adhered, we had been at
+this moment, the exclusive allies and patrons of the whole continent of
+North America. A law, that they carried in opposition to the all-dreaded
+Mr. Pitt, on the one hand, and on the other, against the inclination of
+those secret directors, from whose hands they receive their delegated
+power. They repealed the excise upon cyder. They abolished general
+warrants. And after having been the authors of these and a thousand
+other benefits in the midst of storms and danger; they quitted their
+places with a disinterestedness, that no other set of men have imitated.
+They secured neither place, pension, nor reversion to themselves, or any
+of their adherents.
+
+Their second administration was indeed very short. But it was crowded
+with the most salutary measures. The granting a full relief to Ireland.
+The passing several most important bills of oeconomy and reformation.
+The passing the contractors bill. The carrying into effect that most
+valuable measure, the abolishing the vote of custom-house officers in
+the election of members of parliament. And lastly, the attempt to
+atchieve, that most important of all objects, the establishment of an
+equal representation. What might not have been expected from their
+longer continuance in office?
+
+But I will not confine myself to the consideration of their conduct as a
+body. The characters of the individuals of which they are composed, will
+still further illustrate their true principles, and furnish a strong
+additional recommendation of them, to every friend of virtue and of
+liberty. That I may not overcharge this part of my subject, I will only
+mention two or three of their most distinguished leaders.
+
+The character of the present chancellor of the exchequer is entirely an
+_unique_. Though mixing in all the busy scenes of life, though occupying
+for many years a principal place in the political affairs of this
+country, he has _kept himself unspotted from the world_.--The word of
+the elder Cato was esteemed so sacred with the Romans, that it became a
+proverb among them respecting things, so improbable, that their truth
+could not be established even by the highest authority, "I would not
+believe it, though it were told me by Cato." And in an age much more
+dissipated than that of Cato, the integrity and honour of the noble lord
+I have mentioned, has become equally proverbial. Not bonds, nor deeds,
+nor all the shackles of law, are half so much to be depended upon as is
+his lightest word. He is deaf to all the prejudices of blood or private
+friendship, and has no feelings but for his country.
+
+Of the duke of Portland, I can say the less, as not having had an
+opportunity of knowing much respecting him. His candour and his honour
+have never been questioned. And I remember, in the debate upon the
+celebrated secession of the Rockingham party, upon the death of their
+leader, to have heard his abilities particularly vouched in very strong
+terms, by Mr. chancellor Pitt, and the present lord Sidney. The latter
+in particular, though one of my lord Shelburne's secretaries of state,
+fairly avowed in so many words, that he should have been better
+satisfied with the appointment of his grace, to the office he now holds,
+than he was, with the noble lord, under whom he acted.
+
+The character of lord Keppel, with persons not attached to any party,
+has usually been that of a man of much honesty and simplicity, without
+any remarkable abilities. It is a little extraordinary however, that,
+though forced by a combination of unfavourable circumstances into a
+public speaker, he is yet, even in that line, very far from contempt.
+His speeches are manly, regular, and to the purpose. His defence upon
+his trial at Portsmouth, in which he must naturally be supposed to have
+had at least a principal share, has, in my opinion, much beauty of
+composition. The adversaries of this party, though unwilling to admit
+that the navy was so much improved under his auspices as was asserted,
+have yet, I believe, universally acknowledged his particular activity
+and diligence.
+
+But I come to the great beast of his own party, and the principal object
+of attack to their enemies, the celebrated Mr. Fox. Men of formality and
+sanctity have complained of him as dissipated. They do not pretend
+however to aggravate their accusation, by laying to his charge any of
+the greater vices. His contempt of money, and his unbounded generosity,
+are universally confessed. Let such then know, that dissipation, so
+qualified, is a very slight accusation against a public man, if indeed
+it deserves a serious consideration. In all expansive minds, in minds
+formed for an extensive stage, to embrace the welfare and the interest
+of nations, there is a certain incessant activity, a principle that must
+be employed. Debar them from their proper field, and it will most
+inevitably run out into excesses, which perhaps had better have been
+avoided. But do these excrescences, which only proceed from the richness
+and fertility of the soil, disqualify a man for public business? Far,
+very far from it. Where ever was there a man, who pushed dissipation and
+debauchery to a greater length, than my lord Bolingbroke? And yet it is
+perhaps difficult to say, whether there ever existed a more industrious,
+or an abler minister. The peace of Utrecht, concluded amidst a thousand
+difficulties, from our allies abroad, and our parties, that were never
+so much exasperated against each other at home; must ever remain the
+monument of his glory. His opposition to sir Robert Walpole seems
+evidently to have been founded upon the most generous principles. And
+though the warmth and ebullition of his passions evermore broke in upon
+his happiest attempts, yet were his exertions in both instances attended
+with the most salutary consequences. But Mr. Fox appears to me to
+possess all the excellencies, without any of the defects of lord
+Bolingbroke. His passions have, I believe, never been suspected of
+having embroiled the affairs of his party, and he has uniformly retained
+the confidence of them all. His friendships have been solid and
+unshaken. His conduct cool and intrepid. The littleness of jealousy
+never discoloured a conception of his heart. In office he was more
+constant and indefatigable, than lord Bolingbroke himself. All his
+lesser pursuits seemed annihilated, and he was swallowed up in the
+direction of public affairs.
+
+He has been accused of ambition. Ambition is a very ambiguous term. In
+its lowest sense, it sinks the meanest, and degrades the dirtiest of our
+race. In its highest, I cannot agree with those who stile it the defect
+of noble minds. I esteem it worthy of the loudest commendation, and the
+most assiduous culture. Mr. Fox's is certainly not an ambition of
+emolument. Nobody dreams it. It is not an ambition, that can be
+gratified by the distribution of places and pensions. This is a passion,
+that can only dwell in the weakest and most imbecil minds. Its necessary
+concomitants, are official inattention and oscitancy. No. The ambition
+of this hero is a generous thirst of fame, and a desire of possessing
+the opportunity of conferring the most lasting benefits upon his
+country. It is an instinct, that carries a man forward into the field of
+fitness, and of God.
+
+The vulgar, incapable of comprehending these exalted passions, are apt
+upon the slightest occasions to suspect, that this heroical language is
+only held out to them for a lure, and that the most illustrious
+characters among us are really governed by passions, equally incident to
+the meanest of mankind. Let such examine the features and the manners
+of Mr. Fox. Was that man made for a Jesuit? Is he capable of the dirty,
+laborious, insidious tricks of a hypocrite? Is there not a certain
+manliness about him, that disdains to mislead? Are not candour and
+sincerity, bluntness of manner, and an unstudied air, conspicuous in all
+he does?--I know not how far the argument may go with others, with me, I
+confess, it has much weight. I believe a man of sterling genius,
+incapable of the littlenesses and meannesses, incident to the vulgar
+courtier. What are the principal characteristics of genius? Are they not
+large views, infinite conceptions, a certain manliness and intrepidity
+of thinking? But all real and serious vice originates in selfish views,
+narrow conceptions, and intellectual cowardice. A man of genius may
+possibly be thoughtless, dissipated and unstudied; but he cannot avoid
+being constant, generous, and sincere. The union of first rate abilities
+with malignity, avarice, and envy, seems to me very nearly as incredible
+a phenomenon, as a mermaid, a unicorn, or a phoenix.
+
+I cannot overcome the propensity I feel to add Mr. Burke to this
+illustrious catalogue, though the name of this gentleman leads me out of
+the circle of the cabinet. Mr. Burke raised himself from an obscure
+situation, by the greatness of his abilities, and his unrivalled genius.
+Never was distinction more nobly earned. Of every species of literary
+composition he is equally a master. He excels alike in the most abstruse
+metaphysical disquisition, and in the warmest and most spirited
+painting. His rhetoric is at once ornamented and sublime. His satire is
+polished and severe. His wit is truly Attic. Luxuriant in the extreme,
+his allusions are always striking, and always happy. But to enumerate
+his talents, is to tell but half his praise. The application he has made
+of them is infinitely more to his honour. He has devoted himself for his
+country. The driest and most laborious investigations have not deterred
+him. Among a thousand other articles, that might be mentioned, his
+system of oeconomical reform must for ever stand forth, alike the
+monument of his abilities, and his patriotism. His personal character is
+of the most amiable kind. Humanity and benevolence are strongly painted
+in his countenance. His transactions with lord Rockingham were in the
+highest degree honourable to him. And the more they are investigated,
+and the better they are understood, the more disinterestedness of
+virtue, and generous singularity of thinking, will be found to have been
+exhibited on both sides.
+
+It is necessary perhaps, that I should say a word respecting the
+aristocratical principles of this gentleman, by which he is
+distinguished from the rest of his party. To these principles I profess
+myself an enemy. I am sorry they should be entertained by a person, for
+whom, in every other respect, I feel the highest veneration. But the
+views of that man must be truly narrow, who will give up the character
+of another, the moment he differs from him in any of his principles. I
+am sure Mr. Burke is perfectly sincere in his persuasion. And I hope I
+have long since learned not to question the integrity of any man, upon
+account of his tenets, whether in religion or politics, be they what
+they may. I rejoice however, that this gentleman has connected himself
+with a set of men, by the rectitude of whose views, I trust, the ill
+tendency of any such involuntary error will be effectually counteracted.
+In the mean time this deviation of Mr. Burke from the general principles
+of his connexion, has given occasion to some to impute aristocratical
+views to the whole party. The best answer to this, is, that the
+parliamentary reform was expressly stipulated by lord Rockingham, in his
+coalition with the earl of Shelburne, as one of the principles, upon
+which the Administration of March, 1782, was formed.
+
+From what has been said, I consider my first proposition as completely
+established, that the Rockingham party was the only connexion of men, by
+which the country could be well served.
+
+I would however just observe one thing by the way. I forsee that my
+first proposition lies open to a superficial and childish kind of
+ridicule. But in order to its operation, it is not necessary to say,
+that the friends of lord Rockingham were persuaded, that the country
+could not be well served, but by themselves. In reality, this is the
+proper and philosophical state of it: that each individual of that
+connexion was persuaded, that the country could not be well served but
+by his friends. And I trust, it has now appeared, that this was a just
+and rational persuasion.
+
+The next argument adduced in conformation of my thesis, is, that they
+were not by themselves of sufficient strength, to support the weight of
+administration. It is certainly a melancholy consideration, that there
+should not be virtue enough left in a people to support an
+administration of honest views and uniform principles, against all the
+cabals of faction. This however, is incontrovertibly the case with
+Britain. The bulk of her inhabitants are become, in a very high degree,
+inattentive, and indifferent to the conduct of her political affairs.
+This has been, at one time, ascribed to their despair of the
+commonwealth, and their mortification in perceiving a certain course of
+mal-administration persisted in, in defiance of the known sense of the
+country. At another time, it has been imputed to their experience of the
+hollowness of all our public pretenders to patriotism. I am afraid, the
+cause is to be sought in something, more uniform in it's operation, and
+less honourable to the lower ranks of society, than either of these. In
+a word, luxury and dissipation have every where loosened the bands of
+political union. The interest of the public has been forgotten by all
+men; and we have been taught to laugh at the principles, by which the
+patriots of former ages were induced, to sacrifice their fortunes and
+their lives for the welfare of their citizens. Provided the cup of
+enjoyment be not dashed from our own lips, and the pillow of sloth torn
+away from our own heads, we do not ask, what shall be the fate of our
+liberties, our posterity, and our country. Disinterested affection seems
+to have taken up her last refuge in a few choice spirits, and elevated
+minds, who appear among us, like the inhabitants of another world. In
+the mean time, while the lower people have been _careful for none of
+these things_, they have been almost constantly decided in the senate,
+not by a view to their intrinsic merits, but in conformity to the
+jarring interests, and the inexplicable cabals of faction. In such a
+situation, alas! what can unprotected virtue do? Destitute of all that
+comeliness that allures; stripped of that influence that gives weight
+and consideration; and unskilled in the acts of intrigue?
+
+In conformity to these ideas, when the choice of an administration was
+once again thrown back upon the people, in March, 1782, we perceive,
+that no one party found themselves sufficiently strong for the support
+of government; and a coalition became necessary between the Rockingham
+connexion, and a person they never cordially approved, the earl of
+Shelburne. Even thus supported, and called to the helm, with perhaps as
+much popularity, as any administration ever enjoyed, they did not carry
+their measure in parliament without difficulty. The inconsiderate and
+interested did even think proper to ridicule their imbecility;
+particularly in the house of lords. The most unsuspected of all our
+patriots, Mr. Burke, was reduced to the necessity of so far contracting
+his system of reform upon this account, as to have afforded a handle to
+superficial raillery and abuse.
+
+But turn we to the administration that succeeded them; who still
+retained some pretensions to public spirit; and among whom there
+remained several individuals, whose claim to political integrity was
+indisputably. Weaker than the ministry of lord Rockingham, to what
+shifts were they not reduced to preserve their precarious power? These
+are the men, who have been loudest in their censures of the late
+coalition. And yet did not they form coalitions, equally extraordinary
+with that which is now under consideration? To omit the noble lord who
+presided at the treasury board, and to confine myself to those
+instances, which Mr. Fox had occasion to mention in treating my subject.
+Was there not the late chancellor of the exchequer, who has been
+severest in his censures of lord North, and the lord advocate of
+Scotland, who was his principal supporter, and was for pushing the
+American measures, even to greater lengths, than the noble patron
+himself? Was there not the master general of the ordnance, who has ever
+gone farthest in his view of political reform, and declaimed most warmly
+against secret influence; and the lord chancellor, the most determined
+enemy of reform, and who has been supposed the principal vehicle of that
+influence? Lastly, was there not, in the same manner, the secretary of
+state for the home department, who was most unwearied in his invectives
+against lord Bute; and the right honourable Mr. Jenkinson, who has been
+considered by the believers in the invisible power of that nobleman, as
+the chief instrument of his designs.
+
+With these examples of the necessity of powerful support and extensive
+combination, what mode of conduct was it, that it was most natural, most
+virtuous, and most wise, for the Rockingham connexion to adopt? I
+confess, I can perceive none more obvious, or more just, than that which
+they actually adopted, a junction with the noble commoner in the blue
+ribbon. At least, from what has been said, I trust, thus much is evident
+beyond control, that they had just reason to consider themselves
+abstractedly, as too weak for the support of government.
+
+Still further to strengthen my argument, I affirm, in the third place,
+that they were not the men, whose services were likely to be called for
+by the Sovereign. I believe, that this proposition will not be thought
+to stand in need of any very abstruse train of reasoning to support it.
+The late events respecting it have been, instead of a thousand
+arguments. From an apprehension, probably, of the uncourtierliness of
+their temper, and their inflexible attachment to a system; it seems to
+appear by those events, that the sovereign had contracted a sort of
+backwardness to admit them into his councils, which it is to be hoped,
+was only temporary. It was however such, as, without any other apparent
+cause to cooperate with it, alone sufficed to delay the forming an
+administration for six weeks, in a most delicate and critical juncture.
+Even the union of that noble person, who had been considered as his
+majesty's favourite minister, did not appear to be enough to subdue the
+averseness. However then we may hope, that untainted virtue and superior
+abilities, when more intimately known, may be found calculated to
+surmount prejudices and conciliate affection; it seems but too evident,
+that in the critical moment, those men, by whom alone we have
+endeavoured to prove, that the country could be well served, would not
+voluntarily have been thought on.
+
+But it does not seem to have been enough considered, at what time the
+coalition was made. The Rockingham connexion, along with thousands of
+their fellow citizens, who were unconnected with any party, were
+induced, from the purest views, to disapprove of the late treaty of
+peace. The voting with the friends of lord North upon that question, was
+a matter purely incidental. By that vote however, in which a majority of
+the commons house of parliament was included, the administration of lord
+Shelburne was dissolved. It was not till after the dissolution was
+really effected, that the coalition took place. In this situation
+something was necessary to be done. The nation was actually without a
+ministry. It was a crisis that did not admit of hesitation and delay.
+The country must, if a system of delay had been adopted, have
+immediately been thrown back into the hands of those men, from whom it
+had been so laboriously forced scarce twelve months before; or it must
+have been committed to the conduct of persons even less propitious to
+the cause of liberty, and the privileges of the people. A situation,
+like this, called for a firm and manly conduct. It was no longer a time
+to stoop to the yoke of prejudice. It was a time, to burst forth into
+untrodden paths; to lose sight of the hesitating and timid; and
+generously to adventure upon a step, that should rather have in view
+substantial service, than momentary applause; and should appeal from the
+short-sighted decision of systematic prudence, to the tribunal of facts,
+and the judgment of posterity.
+
+But why did I talk of the tribunal of facts? Events are not within the
+disposition of human power. "'Tis not in mortals to command success."
+And the characters of wisdom and virtue, are therefore very properly
+considered by all men, who pretend to sober reflection, as independent
+of it. If then, as I firmly believe, the coalition was founded in the
+wisest and most generous views, the man, that values himself upon his
+rational nature, will not wait for the event. He will immediately and
+peremptorily decide in its favour. Though it should be annihilated
+to-morrow; though it had been originally frustrated in its views,
+respecting the continuation of a ministry; he would not hesitate to
+pronounce, that it was formed in the most expansive and long-sighted
+policy, in the noblest and most prudent daring, in the warmest
+generosity, and the truest patriotism.
+
+But it will be said, a coalition of parties may indeed be allowed to be
+in many cases proper and wise; but a coalition between parties who have
+long treated each other with the extremest rancour, appears a species of
+conduct, abhorrent to the unadulterated judgment, and all the native
+prepossessions of mankind. It plucks away the very root of unsuspecting
+confidence, and can be productive of nothing, but anarchy and confusion.
+
+In answer to this argument, I will not cite the happy effects of the
+coalition between parties just as opposite, by which Mr. Pitt was
+introduced into office in the close of a former reign. Still less will I
+cite the coalition of the earl of Shelburne, with several leaders of the
+Bedford connexion, and others, whose principles were at least as
+inimical to the popular cause, and the parliamentary reform, as those of
+Lord North; and the known readiness of him and his friends to have
+formed a junction with the whole of that connexion. I need not even hint
+at the probability there exists, that the noble lord then in
+administration, would have been happy to have formed the very coalition
+himself, which he is willing we should so much reprobate in another. I
+need not mention the suspicions, that naturally suggested themselves
+upon the invincible silence of his party, respecting the
+mal-administration of lord North, for so long a time; and their bringing
+forward the singular charge of fifty unaccounted millions at the very
+moment that the coalition was completed. I should be sorry to have it
+supposed, that the connexion I am defending, ever took an example from
+the late premier, for one article of their conduct. And I think the mode
+of vindicating them, not from temporary examples, but from eternal
+reason, as it is in itself most striking and most honourable, so is it
+not a whit less easy and obvious.
+
+Let it be remembered then, in the first place, that there was no other
+connexion, sufficiently unquestionable in their sincerity, and of
+sufficient weight in the senate, with which to form a coalition. The
+Bedford party, had they even been willing to have taken this step in
+conjunction with the friends of lord Rockingham, were already stripped
+of some of their principal and ablest members, by the arts of lord
+Shelburne. Whether these ought to be considered in sound reason, as more
+or less obnoxious than lord North, I will not take upon me to determine.
+Certain I am, that the Scottish connexion were, of all others, the most
+suspicious in themselves, and the most odious to the people. The only
+choice then that remained, was that which was made. The only subject for
+deliberation, was, whether this choice were more or less laudable than,
+on the other hand, the deserting entirely the interests of their
+country, and leaving the vessel of the state to the mercy of the winds.
+
+Secondly, I would observe that the principal ground of dispute between
+lord North and his present colleagues in administration, was done away
+by the termination of the American war. An impeachment of the noble lord
+for his past errors was perfectly out of the question. No one was mad
+enough to expect it. A vein of public spirit, diffusing itself among all
+ranks of society, is the indispensible concomitant of impeachments and
+attainder. And such a temper, I apprehend, will not be suspected to be
+characteristic of the age in which we live. But were it otherwise, the
+Rockingham connexion certainly never stood in the way of an impeachment,
+had it been meditated. And, exclusive of this question, I know of no
+objection, that applies particular to the noble lord, in
+contradistinction to any of the other parties into which we are divided.
+
+But, in the third place, the terms upon which the coalition was made,
+form a most important article of consideration in estimating its merits.
+They are generally understood to have been these two; that the
+Rockingham connexion should at all times have a majority in the cabinet;
+and that lord North should be removed to that "hospital of incurables,"
+as lord Chesterfield has stiled it, the house of lords. Surely these
+articles are the happiest that could have been conceived for preserving
+the power of administration, as much as may be, with the friends of the
+people. Places, merely of emolument and magnificence, must be bestowed
+somewhere. Where then can they be more properly lodged, than in the
+hands of those who are best able to support a liberal and virtuous
+administration?
+
+I beg leave to add once more, in the fourth place, that, whatever the
+demerits of lord North as a minister may be supposed to have been, he is
+perhaps, in a thousand other respects, the fittest man in the world to
+occupy the second place in a junction of this sort. The union of the
+Rockingham connexion with the earl of Shelburne last year, was, I will
+admit, less calculated to excite popular astonishment, and popular
+disapprobation, than the present. In the eye of cool reason and sober
+foresight, I am apt to believe, it was much less wise and commendable.
+Lord Shelburne, though he has been able to win over the good opinion of
+several, under the notion of his being a friend of liberty, is really,
+in many respects, stiffly aristocratical, or highly monarchical. Lord
+Shelburne is a man of insatiable ambition, and who pursues the ends of
+that ambition by ways the most complex and insidious. The creed of lord
+North, whatever it may be, upon general political questions, is
+consistent and intelligible. For my own part, I do not believe him to be
+ambitious. It is not possible, with his indolent and easy temper, that
+he should be very susceptible to so restless a passion. In the heroical
+sense of that word, he sits loose to fame. He is undoubtedly desirous,
+by all the methods that appear to him honourable and just, to enrich and
+elevate his family. He wishes to have it in his power to oblige and to
+serve his friends. But I am exceedingly mistaken, if he entered into the
+present alliance from views of authority and power. Upon the conditions
+I have mentioned, it was a scheme, congenial only to a man of a dark and
+plotting temper. But the temper of lord North is in the highest degree
+candid, open and undisguised. Easy at home upon every occasion, there is
+not a circle in the world to which his presence would not be an
+addition. It is calculated to inspire unconstraint and confidence into
+every breast. Simple and amiable is the just description of his
+character in every domestic relation; constant and unreserved in his
+connexions of friendship. The very versatility and pliableness, so
+loudly condemned in his former situation, is now an additional
+recommendation. Is this the man, for whose intrigues and conspiracies
+we are bid to tremble?
+
+Another charge that has been urged against the coalition, is, that it
+was a step that dictated to the sovereign, and excluded all, but one
+particular set of men, from the national councils. The first part of
+this charge is somewhat delicate in its nature. I shall only say
+respecting it, that, if, as we have endeavoured to prove, there were but
+one connexion, by which the business of administration could be happily
+discharged, the friend of liberty, rejoicing in the auspicious event,
+will not be very inquisitive in respect to the etiquette, with which
+they were introduced into the government. In the mean time, far from
+intending an exclusion, they declared publicly, that they would be happy
+to receive into their body any man of known integrity and abilities,
+from whatever party he came. The declaration has never been
+contradicted.--Strangers to the remotest idea of proscription, they
+erected a fortress, where every virtue, and every excellence might find
+a place.
+
+The only remaining objection to the coalition that I know of, that it
+shocks established opinions, is not, I think, in itself, calculated to
+have much weight, and has, perhaps, been sufficiently animadverted upon,
+as we went along, in what has been already said. The proper question is,
+was it a necessary step? Was there any other way, by which the country
+could be redeemed? If a satisfactory answer has been furnished to these
+enquiries, the inevitable conclusion in my opinion is, that the more it
+mocked established opinions, and the more intellectual nerve it
+demanded, the more merit did it possess, and the louder applause is its
+due.
+
+I am not inclined to believe, that a majority of my countrymen, upon
+reflection, have disapproved this measure. I am happy to perceive, that
+so much of that good sense and manly thinking in public questions, that
+has for ages been considered as the characteristic quality of
+Englishmen, is still left among us. There can be nothing more honourable
+than this.--By it our commonalty, though unable indeed to forestal the
+hero and the man of genius in his schemes, do yet, if I may be allowed
+the expression, tread upon his heels, and are prepared to follow him in
+all his views, and to glow with all his sentiments.
+
+Sensible however, that in the first blush of such a scheme, its enemies
+must necessarily find their advantage in entrenching themselves behind
+those prejudices, that could not be eradicated in a moment, I was
+willing to wait for the hour of calmness and deliberation. I resolved
+cooly to let the first gush of prepossession blow over, and the spring
+tide of censure exhaust itself. I believed, that such a cause demanded
+only a fair and candid hearing. I have endeavoured to discharge my part
+in obtaining for it such a hearing. And I must leave the rest to my
+readers.
+
+Among these there probably will be some, who, struck with the force of
+the arguments I have adduced on the one hand, and entangled in their
+favourite prejudices on the other, will remain in a kind of suspence;
+ashamed to retract their former opinions, but too honest to deny all
+weight and consideration to those I have defended. To these I have one
+word to say, and with that one word I will conclude. I will suppose you
+to confess, that appearances, exclusive of the controverted step, are in
+a thousand instances favourable to the new ministers. They have made the
+strongest professions, and the largest promises of attachment to the
+general cause. To professions and promises I do not wish you to trust. I
+should blush to revive the odious and exploded maxim, not men, but
+measures. If you cannot place some confidence in the present
+administration, I advise you, as honest men, to do every thing in your
+power to drive them from the helm. But you will hardly deny, that all
+their former conduct has afforded reasons for confidence. You are ready
+to admit, that, in no instance, but one, have they committed their
+characters. In that one instance, they have much to say for themselves,
+and it appears, at least, very possible, that they may have been acted
+in it, by virtuous and generous principles, even though we should
+suppose them mistaken. Remember then, that popularity and fame are the
+very nutriment of virtue. A thirst for fame is not a weakness. It is
+"the noble mind's distinguishing perfection." If then you would bind
+administration by tenfold ties to the cause of liberty, do not withdraw
+from them your approbation till they have forfeited it, by betraying, in
+one plain and palpable instance, the principles upon which they have
+formerly acted. I believe they need no new bonds, but are unchangeably
+fixed in the generous system, with which they commenced. But thus much
+is certain. If any thing can detach them from this glorious cause; if
+any thing can cool their ardour for the common weal, there is nothing
+that has half so great a tendency to effect this, as unmerited obloquy
+and disgrace.
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+M.DCC.LXXXIV.
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+TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GEORGE EARL TEMPLE.
+
+MY LORD,
+
+The following papers fell into my hands by one of those unaccountable
+accidents, so frequent in human life, but which in the relation appear
+almost incredible. I will not however trouble your lordship with the
+story. If they be worthy of the press, it is of no great consequence to
+the public how they found their way thither. If they afford your
+lordship a moment's amusement, amidst the weightier cares incident to
+your rank and fortune, I have obtained my end.
+
+I have endeavoured in vain to investigate who was their author, and to
+whom they were addressed. It should seem, from the internal evidence of
+the composition, that they were written by a person, who was originally
+of a low rank or a menial station, but who was distinguished by his lord
+for those abilities and talents, he imagined he discovered in him. I
+have learned, by a kind of vague tradition, upon which I can place
+little dependence, that the noble pupil was the owner of a magnificent
+_chateau_ not a hundred miles from your lordship's admired seat in the
+county of Buckingham. It is said that this nobleman, amidst a thousand
+curiosities with which his gardens abounded, had the unaccountable whim
+of placing a kind of artificial hermit in one of its wildest and most
+solitary recesses. This hermit it seems was celebrated through the whole
+neighbourhood, for his ingenuity in the carving of tobacco-stoppers, and
+a variety of other accomplishments. Some of the peasants even mistook
+him for a conjuror. If I might be allowed in the conjectural licence of
+an editor, I should be inclined to ascribe the following composition to
+this celebrated and ingenious solitaire.
+
+Since however this valuable tract remains without an owner, I thought it
+could not be so properly addressed to any man as your lordship. I would
+not however be misunderstood. I do not imagine that the claim this
+performance has upon the public attention, consists in the value and
+excellence of it's precepts. On the contrary, I consider it as the
+darkest and most tremendous scheme for the establishment of despotism
+that ever was contrived. If the public enter into my sentiments upon the
+subject, they will consider it as effectually superseding Machiavel's
+celebrated treatise of The Prince, and exhibiting a more deep-laid and
+desperate system of tyranny. For my part, I esteem these great and
+destructive vices of so odious a nature, that they need only be exposed
+to the general view in order to the being scouted by all. And if, which
+indeed I cannot possibly believe, there has been any noble lord in this
+kingdom mean enough to have studied under such a preceptor, I would
+willingly shame him out of his principles, and hold up to him a glass,
+which shall convince him how worthy he is of universal contempt and
+abhorrence.
+
+The true reason, my lord, for which I have presumed to prefix your name
+to these sheets is, that the contrast between the precepts they contain,
+and the ingenuous and manly character that is universally attributed to
+your lordship, may place them more strongly in the light they deserve.
+And yet I doubt not there will be some readers perverse enough to
+imagine that you are the true object of the composition. They will find
+out some of those ingenious coincidences, by which The Rape of the Lock,
+was converted into a political poem, and the _Telemaque_ of the amiable
+Fenelon into a satire against the government under which he lived. I
+might easily appeal, against these treacherous commentators, to the
+knowledge of all men reflecting every corner of your lordship's gardens
+at Stowe. I might boldly defy any man to say, that they now contain, or
+ever did contain, one of these artificial hermits. But I will take up
+your lordship's defence upon a broader footing. I will demonstrate how
+contrary the character of your ancestors and your own have always been
+to the spirit and temper here inculcated. If this runs me a little into
+the beaten style of dedication, even the modesty of your lordship will
+excuse me, when I have so valuable a reason for adopting it.
+
+I shall confine myself, my lord, in the few thoughts I mean to suggest
+upon this head, to your two more immediate ancestors, men distinguished
+above the common rate, by their virtues or their abilities. Richard earl
+Temple, your lordship's immediate predecessor, as the representative of
+your illustrious house, will be long remembered by posterity under the
+very respectable title of the friend of the earl of Chatham. But though
+his friend, my lord, we well know that he did not implicitly follow the
+sentiments of a man, who was assuredly the first star in the political
+hemisphere, and whose talents would have excused, if any thing could
+have excused, an unsuspecting credulity. The character of lord Chatham
+was never, but in one instance, tarnished. He did not sufficiently dread
+the omnipotence of the favourite. He fondly imagined that before a
+character so brilliant, and success so imposing as his had been, no
+little system of favouritism could keep its ground. Twice, my lord, he
+was upon the brink of the precipice, and once he fell. When he trembled
+on the verge, who was it that held him back? It was Richard earl Temple.
+Twice he came, like his guardian angel, and snatched him from his fate.
+Lord Chatham indeed was formed to champ the bit, and spurn indignant at
+every restraint. He knew the superiority of his abilities, he
+recollected that he had twice submitted to the honest counsels of his
+friend, and he disdained to listen any longer to a coolness, that
+assimilated but ill to the adventurousness of his spirit; and to a
+hesitation, that wore in his apprehension the guise of timidity. What
+then did Richard earl Temple do? There he fixed his standard, and there
+he pitched his tent. Not a step farther would he follow a leader, whom
+to follow had been the boast of his life. He erected a fortress that
+might one day prove the safeguard of his misguided and unsuspecting
+friend.
+
+And yet, my lord, the character of Richard earl Temple, was not that of
+causeless suspicion. He proved himself, in a thousand instances, honest,
+trusting, and sincere. He was not, like some men, that you and I know,
+dark, dispassionate, and impenetrable. On the contrary, no man mistook
+him, no man ever charged him with a double conduct or a wrinkled heart.
+His countenance was open, and his spirit was clear. He was a man of
+passions, my lord. He acted in every momentous concern, more from the
+dictates of his heart, than his head. But this is the key to his
+conduct; He kept a watchful eye upon that bane of every patriot
+minister, _secret influence_. If there were one feature in his political
+history more conspicuous than the rest, if I were called to point out
+the line of discrimination between his character and that of his
+contemporaries upon the public stage, it would be the _hatred of secret
+influence_.
+
+Such, my lord, was one of your immediate ancestors, whose name, to this
+day, every honest Briton repeats with veneration. I will turn to another
+person, still more nearly related to you, and who will make an equal
+figure in the history of the age in which he lived, Mr. George
+Grenville. His character has been represented to us by a writer of no
+mean discernment, as that of "shrewd and inflexible." He was a man of
+indefatigable industry and application. He possessed a sound
+understanding, and he trusted it. This is a respectable description.
+Integrity and independency, however mistaken, are entitled to praise.
+What was it, my lord, that he considered as the ruin of his reputation?
+What was it, that defeated all the views of an honest ambition, and
+deprived his country of the services, which his abilities, under proper
+direction, were qualified to render it? My lord, it was _secret
+influence_. It was in vain for ministers to be able to construct their
+plans with the highest wisdom, and the most unwearied diligence; it was
+in vain that they came forward like men, and risqued their places, their
+characters, their all, upon measures, however arduous, that they thought
+necessary for the salvation of their country. They were defeated, by
+what, my lord? By abilities greater than their own? By a penetration
+that discovered blots in their wisest measures? By an opposition bold
+and adventurous as themselves? No: but, by the _lords of the
+bedchamber_; by a "band of Janissaries who surrounded the person of the
+prince, and were ready to strangle the minister upon the nod of a
+moment."
+
+With these illustrious examples ever rushing upon your memory, no man
+can doubt that your lordship has inherited that detestation of
+_influence_ by which your ancestors were so honourably distinguished. My
+lord, having considered the high expectations, which the virtues of your
+immediate progenitors had taught us to form upon the heir of them both,
+we will recollect for a moment the promises that your first outset in
+life had made to your country.
+
+One of your lordship's first actions upon record, consists in the high
+professions you made at the county meeting of Buckingham, in that
+ever-venerable aera of oeconomy and reform, the spring of 1780. My lord,
+there are certain offices of sinecure, not dependent upon the caprice of
+a minister, which this country has reserved to reward those illustrious
+statesmen, who have spent their lives, and worn out their constitutions
+in her service. No man will wonder, when he recollects from whom your
+lordship has the honour to be descended, that one of these offices is in
+your possession. This, my lord, was the subject of your generous and
+disinterested professions. You told your countrymen, that with this
+office you were ready to part. If a reformation so extensive were
+thought necessary, you were determined, not merely to be no obstacle to
+the design, but to be a volunteer in the service. You came forward in
+the eye of the world, with your patent in your hand. You were ready to
+sacrifice that parchment, the precious instrument of personal wealth and
+private benevolence, at the shrine of patriotism.
+
+Here then, my lord, you stood pledged to your country. What were we not
+to expect from the first patriot of modern story? Your lordship will
+readily imagine that our expectations were boundless and indefinite.
+"Glorious and immortal man!" we cried, "go on in this untrodden path. We
+will no longer look with drooping and cheerless anxiety upon the
+misfortunes of Britain, we have a resource for them all. The patriot of
+Stowe is capable of every thing. He does not resemble the vulgar herd of
+mortals, he does not form his conduct upon precedent, nor defend it by
+example. Virtue of the first impression was never yet separated from
+genius. We will trust then in the expedients of his inexhaustible mind.
+We will look up to him as our assured deliverer.--We are well acquainted
+with the wealth of the proprietor of Stowe. Thanks, eternal thanks to
+heaven, who has bestowed it with so liberal a hand! We consider it as a
+deposit for the public good. We count his acres, and we calculate his
+income, for we know that it is, in the best sense of the word, our own."
+
+My lord, these are the prejudices, which Englishmen have formed in your
+favour. They cannot refuse to trust a man, descended from so illustrious
+progenitors. They cannot suspect any thing dark and dishonourable in the
+generous donor of 2700_l_. a year. Let then the commentators against
+whom I am providing, abjure the name of Briton, or let them pay the
+veneration that is due to a character, in every view of the subject, so
+exalted as that of your lordship.
+
+I have the honour to be,
+
+MY LORD,
+
+with the most unfeigned respect,
+
+your lordship's
+
+most obedient,
+
+most devoted servant.
+
+
+
+
+
+INSTRUCTIONS
+
+
+
+TO A
+
+
+
+STATESMAN.
+
+
+
+MY LORD,
+
+
+
+I have long considered as the greatest happiness of my life, the having
+so promising a pupil as your lordship. Though your abilities are
+certainly of the very first impression, they are not however of that
+vague and indefinite species, which we often meet with in persons, who,
+if providence had so pleased, would have figured with equal adroitness
+in the character of a shoe-black or a link-boy, as they now flatter
+themselves they can do in that of a minister of state. You, my lord,
+were born with that accomplishment of secrecy and retentiveness, which
+the archbishop of Cambray represents Telemachus as having possessed in
+so high a degree in consequence of the mode of his education. You were
+always distinguished by that art, never to be sufficiently valued, of
+talking much and saying nothing. I cannot recollect, and yet my memory
+is as great, as my opportunity for observation has been considerable,
+that your lordship, when a boy, ever betrayed a single fact that chanced
+to fall within your notice, unless indeed it had some tendency to
+procure a school-fellow a whipping. I have often remarked your lordship
+with admiration, talking big and blustering loud, so as to frighten
+urchins who were about half your lordship's size, when you had no
+precise meaning in any thing you said. And I shall never forget, the
+longest day I have to live, when I hugged you in my arms in a kind of
+prophetic transport, in consequence of your whispering me, in the midst
+of a room-full of company, in so sly a manner that nobody could observe
+you, that you had just seen John the coachman bestow upon Betty the
+cook-maid, a most devout and cordial embrace. From your rawest infancy
+you were as much distinguished, as Milton represents the goddess Hebe to
+have been, by "nods and becks and wreathed smiles;" with this
+difference, that in her they were marks of gaiety, and in you of
+demureness; that in her they were unrestrained and general, and in you
+intended only for a single _confidant_. My lord, reflecting upon all
+these circumstances, it is not to be wondered at that I treated your
+lordship even in clouts with the reverence due to an infant Jove, and
+always considered myself as superintending the institution of the first
+statesman that ever existed.
+
+But, my lord, it has ever been my opinion, that let nature do as much as
+she will, it is in the power of education to do still more. The many
+statesmanlike qualities that you brought into the world with you,
+sufficiently prove, that no man was ever more deeply indebted to the
+bounty of nature than your lordship. And yet of all those qualities she
+has bestowed upon you, there is not one that I hold in half so much
+esteem, as that docility, which has ever induced you to receive my
+instructions with implicit veneration. It is true, my coat is fustian,
+and my whole accoutrement plebeian. My shoes are clouted, and it is long
+since the wig that defends this penetrating brain, could boast a crooked
+hair. But you, my lord, have been able to discover the fruit through the
+thick and uncomely coat by which it was concealed; you have cracked the
+nut and have a right to the kernel.
+
+My lord, I thought it necessary to premise these observations, before I
+entered upon those important matters of disquisition, which will form
+the object of my present epistle. It is unnecessary for me to inform a
+person of so much discernment as your lordship, that education is, by
+its very nature, a thing of temporary duration. Your lordship's
+education has been long, and there have been cogent reasons why it
+should be so. God grant, that when left to walk the world alone, you be
+not betrayed into any of those unlucky blunders, from the very verge of
+which my provident hand has often redeemed your lordship! Do not mistake
+me, my lord, when I talk of the greatness of your talents. It is now too
+late to flatter: This is no time for disguise. Pardon me therefore, my
+dear and ever-honoured pupil, if I may seem to offend against those
+minuter laws of etiquette, which were made only for common cases. At so
+important a crisis it is necessary to be plain.
+
+Your lordship is very cunning, but I never imagined that you were
+remarkably wise. The talents you received at your birth, if we were to
+speak with mathematical strictness, should rather be denominated knacks,
+than abilities. They consist rather in a lucky dexterity of face, and a
+happy conformation of limb, than in any very elevated capacities of the
+intellect. Upon that score, my lord,--you know I am fond of comparisons,
+and I think I have hit upon one in this case, that must be acknowledged
+remarkably apposite. I have sometimes seen a ditch, the water of which,
+though really shallow, has appeared to careless observers to be very
+deep, for no other reason but because it was muddy. Believe me, my lord,
+experienced and penetrating observers are not so to be taken in.
+
+But, as I was saying, education is a temporary thing, and your
+lordship's, however lasting and laborious, is at length brought to a
+period. My lord, if it so pleases the sovereign disposer of all things,
+I would be very well satisfied to remain in this sublunary state for
+some years longer, if it were only that I might live to rejoice in the
+exemplification of my precepts in the conduct of my pupil. But, if this
+boon be granted to my merits and my prayers, at any rate I shall from
+this moment retire from the world. From henceforth my _secret influence_
+is brought to its close. I will no longer be the unseen original of the
+grand movements of the figures that fill the political stage. I will
+stand aloof from the giddy herd. I will not stray from my little vortex.
+I will look down upon the transactions of courts and ministers, like an
+etherial being from a superior element. There I shall hope to see your
+lordship outstrip your contemporaries, and tower above the pigmies of
+the day. To repeat an idea before delivered, might be unbecoming in a
+fine writer, but it is characteristic and beautiful under the personage
+of a preceptor. The fitnesses which nature bestowed upon your frame
+would not have done alone. But joined with the lessons I have taught
+you, they cannot fail, unless I grossly flatter myself, to make the part
+which your lordship shall act sufficiently conspicuous.
+
+Receive then, my lord, with that docility and veneration, which have at
+all times made the remembrance of you pleasant and reviving to my heart,
+the last communications of the instructor of your choice. Yes, my lord,
+from henceforth you shall see me, you shall hear from me no more. From
+this consideration I infer one reason why you should deeply reflect upon
+the precepts I have now to offer. Remembering that these little sheets
+are all the legacy my affection can bestow upon you, I shall concenter
+in them the very quintessence and epitome of all my wisdom. I shall
+provide in them a particular antidote to those defects to which nature
+has made you most propense.
+
+But I have yet another reason to inforce your attention to what I am
+about to write. I was, as I have said, the instructor of your choice.
+When I had yet remained neglected in the world, when my honours were
+withered by the hand of poverty, when my blossoms appeared in the eyes
+of those who saw me of the most brown and wintery complexion, and, if
+your lordship will allow me to finish the metaphor, when I stank in
+their noses, it was then that your lordship remarked and distinguished
+me. Your bounty it was that first revived my native pride. It is true
+that it ran in a little dribbling rivulet, but still it was much to me.
+Even before you were able to afford me any real assistance, you were
+always ready to offer me a corner of your gingerbread, or a marble from
+your hoard. Your lordship had at all times a taste for sumptuousness and
+magnificence, but you knew how to limit your natural propensity in
+consideration of the calls of affinity, and to give your farthings to
+your friends.
+
+Do not then, my dear lord, belie the first and earliest sentiments of
+your heart. As you have ever heard me, let your attention be tripled
+now. Read my letter once and again. Preserve it as a sacred deposit. Lay
+it under your pillow. Meditate upon it fasting. Commit it to memory, and
+repeat the scattered parcels of it, as Caesar is said to have done the
+Greek alphabet, to cool your rising choler. Be this the amulet to
+preserve you from danger! Be this the chart by which to steer the little
+skiff of your political system safe into the port of historic
+immortality!
+
+My lord, you and I have read Machiavel together. It is true I am but a
+bungler in Italian, and your lordship was generally obliged to interpret
+for me. Your translation I dare say was always scientifical, but I was
+seldom so happy as to see either grammar or sense in it. So far however
+as I can guess at the drift of this celebrated author, he seems to have
+written as the professor of only one science. He has treated of the art
+of government, and has enquired what was wise, and what was political.
+He has left the moralists to take care of themselves.
+
+In the present essay, my lord, I shall follow the example of Machiavel.
+I profess the same science, and I pretend only to have carried to much
+greater heights an art to which he has given a considerable degree of
+perfection. Your lordship has had a great number of masters. Your
+excellent father, who himself had some dabbling in politics, spared no
+expence upon your education, though I believe he had by no means so high
+an opinion of your genius and abilities as I entertained. Your lordship
+therefore is to be presumed competently versed in the rudiments of
+ethics. You have read Grotius, Puffendorf, and Cumberland. For my part I
+never opened a volume of any one of them. I am self-taught. My science
+originates entirely in my unbounded penetration, and a sort of divine
+and supernatural afflatus. With all this your lordship knows I am a
+modest man. I have never presumed to entrench upon the province of
+others. Let the professors of ethics talk their nonsense. I will not
+interrupt them. I will not endeavour to set your lordship against them.
+It is necessary for me to take politics upon an unlimited scale, and to
+suppose that a statesman has no character to preserve but that of
+speciousness and plausibility. But it is your lordship's business to
+enquire whether this be really the case.
+
+I need not tell you, that I shall not, like the political writers with
+which you are acquainted, talk in the air. My instructions will be of a
+practical nature, and my rules adapted to the present condition of the
+English government. That government is at present considerably, though
+imperfectly, a system of liberty. To such a system the most essential
+maxim is, that the governors shall be accountable and amenable to the
+governed. This principle has sometimes been denominated responsibility.
+Responsibility in a republican government is carried as high as
+possible. In a limited monarchy it stops at the first ministers, the
+immediate servants of the crown. Now to this system nothing can be more
+fatal, than for the public measures not really to originate with
+administration, but with secret advisers who cannot be traced. This is
+to cut all the nerves of government, to loosen all the springs of
+liberty, to make the constitution totter to its lowest foundations.
+
+I say this, my lord, not to terrify your lordship. The students and the
+imitators of Machiavel must not be frightened with bugbears. Beside,
+were cowardice as congenial to the feelings of your lordship as I
+confess it has sometimes been to mine, cowardice itself is not so apt to
+be terrified with threats hung up _in terrorem_, and menaces of a vague
+and general nature. It trembles only at a danger definite and impending.
+It is the dagger at the throat, it is the pistol at the breast, that
+shakes her nerves. Prudence is alarmed at a distance, and calls up all
+her exertion. But cowardice is short-sighted, and was never productive
+of any salutary effort. I say not this therefore to intimidate, but to
+excite you. I would teach you, that this is a most important step
+indeed, is the grand _desideratum_ in order to exalt the English
+monarchy to a par with the glorious one of France, or any other absolute
+monarchy in Christendom.
+
+In order, my lord, to annihilate responsibility, nothing more is
+necessary than that every individual should be as free, and as much in
+the habit of advising the king upon the measures of government, as his
+ministers. Let every discarded, and let every would-be statesman, sow
+dissension in the royal councils, and pour the poison of his discontent
+into the royal ear. Let the cabinet ring with a thousand jarring
+sentiments; and let the subtlest courtier, let him that is the most
+perfect master of wheedling arts and pathetic tones, carry it from every
+rival. This, my lord, will probably create some confusion at first. The
+system of government will appear, not a regular and proportioned beauty,
+like the pheasant of India, but a gaudy and glaring system of
+unconnected parts, like Esop's daw with borrowed feathers. Anarchy and
+darkness will be the original appearance. But light shall spring out of
+the noon of night; harmony and order shall succeed the chaos. The
+present patchwork of three different forms of government shall be
+changed into one simple and godlike system of despotism. Thus, when
+London was burned, a more commodious and healthful city sprung as it
+were out of her ashes.
+
+But neither Rome nor London was built in a day. The glorious work I am
+recommending to you must be a work of time. At first it will be
+necessary for the person who would subvert the silly system of English
+government, to enter upon his undertaking with infinite timidity and
+precaution. He must stalk along in silence like Tarquin to the rape of
+Lucretia. His horses, like those of Lear, must be shoed with felt. He
+must shroud himself in the thickest shade. Let him comfort himself with
+this reflexion:
+
+"It is but for a time. It will soon be over. No work of mortal hands can
+long stand against concussions so violent. Ulysses, who entered Troy,
+shut up in the cincture of the wooden horse, shall soon burst the
+enclosure, shall terrify those from whose observation he lately shrunk,
+and carry devastation and ruin on whatever side he turns."
+
+My lord, I have considered the subject of politics with as much
+acuteness as any man. I have revolved a thousand schemes, which to
+recommend to the pursuit of the statesman of my own creation. But there
+is no plan of action that appears to me half so grand and comprehensive,
+as this of _secret influence_. It is true the scheme is not entirely
+new. It has been a subject of discussion ever since the English nation
+could boast any thing like a regular system of liberty. It was
+complained of under king William. It was boasted of, even to
+ostentation, by the Tory ministers of queen Anne. The Pelhams cried out
+upon it in lord Carteret. It has been the business of half the history
+of the present reign to fix the charge upon my lord Bute.
+
+And yet in spite of these appearances, in spite of all the deductions
+that modesty can authorise, I may boldly affirm that my scheme has
+something in it that is truly original. My lord, I would not have you
+proceed by leaps and starts, like these half-fledged statesmen. I would
+have you proceed from step to step in a finished and faultless plan. I
+have too an improvement without which the first step is of no value,
+which yet has seldom been added, which at first sight has a very daring
+appearance, but which I pretend to teach your lordship to practice with
+perfect safety. But it is necessary for me, before I come to this grand
+_arcanum_ of my system, to premise a few observations for the more
+accurately managing the influence itself.
+
+My lord, there are a variety of things necessary to absolute secrecy.
+There is nothing more inconvenient to a political character than that
+gross and unmanageable quantity of flesh and blood that fortune has
+decreed that every mortal should carry about with him. The man who is
+properly initiated in the _arcana_ of a closet, ought to be able to
+squeeze himself through a key hole, and, whenever any impertinent
+Marplot appears to blast him, to change this unwieldy frame into the
+substance of the viewless winds. How often must a theoretical statesman
+like myself, have regretted that incomparable invention, the ring of
+Gyges! How often must he have wished to be possessed of one of those
+diabolical forms, described by Milton, which now were taller than the
+pole, and anon could shrink into the compass of an atom!
+
+But I forget the characteristic of my profession. It is not ours, my
+lord, to live in air-built castles, and to deal in imaginary hypotheses.
+On the contrary, we are continually talking of the weakness and the
+frailty of humanity. Does any man impeach one of our body of bribery and
+corruption? We confess that these practices may seem to run counter with
+the fine-spun systems of morality; but this is our constant apology,
+human affairs can be no otherwise managed. Does any man suggest the most
+beautiful scheme of oeconomy, or present us with the most perfect model
+of liberty? We turn away with a sneer, and tell him that all this is
+plausible and pretty; but that we do not concern ourselves with any
+thing but what is practicable.
+
+In conformity to these ideas, I beg leave, my lord, to recal the
+fantastic wishes that have just escaped me. To be corporeal is our
+irrevocable fate, and we will not waste our time in fruitlessly accusing
+it. My lord, I have one or two little expedients to offer to you, which,
+though they do not amount to a perfect remedy in this case, will yet, I
+hope, prove a tolerable substitute for those diabolical forms of which I
+was talking.
+
+I need not put your lordship in mind how friendly to such practices as
+ours, is the cover of darkness, and how convenient those little machines
+commonly called back-stairs. I dare say even your lordship, however
+inconsequently you may often conduct yourself, would scarcely think of
+mid-day as the most proper season of concealment, or the passing through
+a crowded levee, the most natural method of entering the royal closet
+unobserved.
+
+But, my lord, you will please to recollect, that there are certain
+attendants upon the person of the sovereign whom I find classed in that
+epitome of political wisdom, the Red Book, under the name of pages. Most
+wise is the institution, (and your lordship will observe that I am not
+now deviating into the regions of fable) which is common to all the
+Eastern courts, of having these offices filled by persons, who, upon
+peril of their life, may not, in any circumstances whatsoever, utter a
+word. But unfortunately in the western climates in which we reside, the
+thing is otherwise. The institution of mutes is unknown to us. The lips
+of our pages have never been inured to the wholesome discipline of the
+padlock. They are as loquacious, and blab as much as other men. You
+know, my lord, that I am fond of illustrating the principles I lay down
+by the recital of facts. The last, and indeed the only time that I ever
+entered the metropolis, I remember, as my barber was removing the hair
+from my nether lip:--My barber had all that impertinent
+communicativeness that is incident to the gentlemen of his profession;
+he assured me, that he had seen that morning one of the pages of the
+back-stairs, who declared to him, upon the word of a man of honour, that
+he had that moment admitted a certain nobleman by a private door to the
+presence of his master; that the face of the noble lord was perfectly
+familiar to him, and that he had let him in some fifty times in the
+course of the past six months.
+
+"How silly is all this!" added the page; "and how glad should I be",
+licking his lips, "that it were but an opera girl or a countess! And yet
+my mistress is the very best mistress that ever I see!" _Oh this was
+poor, and showed a pitiful ambition__ in the man that did it!_ I will
+swear, my lord, that the nobleman who could thus have been betrayed,
+must have been a thick-headed fellow, and fit for no one public office,
+not even for that of _turnspit of his majesty's kitchen_![A]
+
+[Footnote A: Vide Burke's Speech upon Oeconomy. ]
+
+My lord, if you would escape that rock, upon which this statesman
+terminated his political career, ever while you live make use of
+bribery. Let the pages finger your cash, let them drink your health in a
+glass of honest claret, and let them chuckle over the effects of your
+lordship's munificence. I know that you will pour forth many a pathetic
+complaint over the money that is drawn off by this copious receiver, but
+believe the wisest man that now exists, when he assures you, that it is
+well bestowed. Your lordship's bounty to myself has sometimes amounted
+to near ten pounds in the course of a twelvemonth. That drain, my lord,
+is stopped. I shall receive from you no more. Let then the expence,
+which you once incurred for my sake, be henceforth diverted to this
+valuable purpose.
+
+I believe, my lord, that this is all the improvement that can be made
+upon the head of pages. I think we can scarcely venture upon the
+expedient that would otherwise be admirable, of these interviews being
+carried on without the intervention of any such impertinent fellows,
+from whom one is ever in danger, without the smallest notice, of having
+it published at St. James's-Market, and proclaimed from the statue at
+Charing-Cross. If however you should think this expedient adviseable, I
+would recommend it to you not to mention it to your gracious master.
+Courts are so incumbered and hedged in with ceremony, that the members
+of them are always prone to imagine that the form is more essential and
+indispensable, than the substance. Suppose then, my lord, you were, by
+one of those sly opportunities, which you know so well how to command,
+to take off the key in wax, and get a picklock key made exactly upon the
+model of it. The end, my lord, take my word for it, would abundantly
+sanctify the apparent sordidness of the means. In this situation I
+cannot help picturing to myself the surprise and the joy, that would be
+in a moment lighted up in the countenance of your friend. Your
+rencounter would be as unexpected and fortunate as that of Lady Randolph
+and her son, when she fears every moment to have him murdered by
+Glenalvon. You would fly into each others arms, and almost smother one
+another in your mutual embrace.
+
+But another thing that is abundantly worthy of your lordship's
+attention, is the subject of disguises and dark lanthorns. Harley,
+afterwards earl of Oxford, was in the practice, if I remember right, for
+it is some time since I read Dr. Swift's political pamphlets, of
+crossing the park in a horseman's coat. But this is too shallow and thin
+a disguise. A mask, on the other hand, might perhaps be too particular.
+Though indeed at midnight, which is the only time that I would recommend
+to your lordship in which to approach within a hundred yards of the
+palace, it might probably pass without much observation. A slouched hat,
+and a bob wig, your lordship may at any time venture upon. But there is
+nothing that is of so much importance in this affair as variety. I would
+sometimes put on the turban of a Turk, and sometimes the half breeches
+of a Highlander. I would sometimes wear the lawn sleeves of a bishop,
+and sometimes the tye-wig of a barrister. A leathern apron and a trowel
+might upon occasion be of sovereign efficacy. The long beard and
+neglected dress of a Shylock should be admitted into the list. I would
+also occasionally lay aside the small clothes, and assume the dress of a
+woman. I would often trip it along with the appearance and gesture of a
+spruce milliner; and I would often stalk with the solemn air and
+sweeping train of a duchess. But of all the infinite shapes of human
+dress, I must confess that, my favourite is the kind of doublet that
+prince Harry wore when he assaulted Falstaff. The nearer it approaches
+to the guise of a common carman the better, and his long whip ought to
+be inseparable. If you could add to it the sooty appearance of a
+coal-heaver, or a chimney-sweep, it would sit, upon this more precious
+than velvet garb, like spangles and lace. I need not add, that to a mind
+of elegance and sensibility, the emblematical allusion which this dress
+would carry to the secrecy and impenetrableness of the person that wears
+it, must be the source of a delightful and exquisite sensation.
+
+And now, my lord, for the last head, which it is necessary to mention
+under this division of my subject, I mean that of lanthorns. Twenty
+people, I doubt not, whom your lordship might consult upon this
+occasion, would advise you to go without any lanthorn at all. Beware of
+this, my lord. It is a rash and a thoughtless advice. It may possibly be
+a false and insidious one. Your lordship will never think of going
+always in the same broad and frequented path. Many a causeway you will
+have to cross, many a dark and winding alley to tread. Suppose, my lord,
+the pavement were to be torn up, and your lordship were to break your
+shin! Suppose a drain were to have been opened in the preceding day,
+without your knowing any thing of the matter, and your lordship were to
+break your neck! Suppose, which is more terrible than all the rest, you
+were to set your foot upon that which I dare not name, and by offending
+the olfactory nerves of majesty, you were to forfeit his affections for
+ever!
+
+So much, my lord, by way of declamation against the abolition of
+lanthorns. Your lordship however does not imagine I shall say any thing
+upon affairs so common as the glass lanthorn, the horn lanthorn, and the
+perforated tin lanthorn. This last indeed is most to my purpose, but it
+will not do, my lord, it will not do. There is a kind of lanthorns, your
+lordship has seen them, that have one side dark, and the other light. I
+remember to have observed your lordship for half a day together, poring
+over the picture of Guy Faux, in the Book of Martyrs. This was one of
+the early intimations which my wisdom enabled me to remark of the
+destination which nature had given you. You know, my lord, that the
+possessor of this lanthorn can turn it this way and that, as he pleases.
+He can contrive accurately to discern the countenance of every other
+person, without being visible himself. I need not enlarge to your
+lordship upon the admirable uses of this machine. I will only add, that
+my very dear and ever-lamented friend Mr. Pinchbeck, effected before he
+died an improvement upon it so valuable, that it cannot but preserve his
+name from that oblivious power, by which common names are devoured. In
+his lanthorn, the shade, which used to be inseparable, may be taken away
+at the possessor's pleasure, like the head of a whisky, and it may
+appear to all intents and purposes one of the common vehicles of the
+kind. He had also a contrivance, never to be sufficiently commended,
+that when the snuff of the candle had attained a certain length, it
+moved a kind of automatic pair of snuffers that hung within side, and
+amputated itself. He left me two of these lanthorns as a legacy. Such is
+my value for your lordship, that I have wrought myself up to a
+resolution of parting with one of them in your lordship's favour. You
+will receive it in four days from the date of this by Gines's waggon,
+that puts up in Holborn.
+
+But, my lord, there is a second object of consideration still more
+important than this. It is in vain for your lordship, or any other
+person, to persuade the sovereign against any of the measures of his
+government, unless you can add to this the discovery of those new
+sentiments you have instilled, to all such as it may concern. It is the
+business of every Machiavelian minister, such as your lordship, both
+from nature and choice, is inclined to be, to prop the cause of
+despotism. In order to this, the dignity of the sovereign is not to be
+committed, but exalted. To bring forward the royal person to put a
+negative upon any bill in parliament, is a most inartificial mode of
+proceeding. It marks too accurately the strides of power, and awakens
+too pointedly the attention of the multitude. Your lordship has heard
+that the house of lords is the barrier between the king and the people.
+There is a sense of this phrase, of which I am wonderfully fond. The
+dissemination of the royal opinion will at any time create a majority in
+that house, to divert the odium from the person of the monarch.
+Twenty-two bishops, thirteen lords of the bed-chamber, and all the
+rabble of household troops, will at any time compose an army. They may
+not indeed cover an acre of ground, nor would I advise your lordship to
+distribute them into a great number of regiments. Their countenances are
+not the most terrific that were ever beheld, and it might be proper to
+officer them with persons of more sagacity than themselves. But under
+all this meekness of appearance, and innocence of understanding, believe
+me, my lord, they are capable of keeping at bay the commons and the
+people of England united in one cause, for a considerable time. They
+have been too long at the beck of a minister, not to be somewhat callous
+in their feelings. And they are too numerous, not to have shoulders
+capacious enough to bear all the obloquy, with which their conduct may
+be attended.
+
+But then, my lord, as I would not recommend it to you to bring into
+practice the royal negative, so neither perhaps would it be advisable
+for the sovereign, to instruct those lords immediately attendant upon
+him, in person. Kings, you are not to be informed, are to be managed and
+humoured by those that would win their confidence. If your lordship
+could invent a sort of down, more soft and yielding than has yet been
+employed, it might be something. But to point out to your master, that
+he must say this, and write that, that he must send for one man, and
+break with another, is an unpleasant and ungrateful office. It must be
+your business to take the burden from his shoulders. You must smooth the
+road you would have him take, and strew with flowers the path of ruin.
+If he favour your schemes with a smile of approbation, if he bestow upon
+your proceedings the sanction of a nod, it is enough. It is godlike
+fortitude, and heroic exertion.
+
+But secrecy is the very essence of deep and insidious conduct. I would
+advise your lordship to bring even your own name into question, as
+little as possible. My lord Chesterfield compares a statesman, who has
+been celebrated for influence during the greatest part of the present
+reign, to the ostrich. The brain of an ostrich, your lordship will
+please to observe, though he be the largest of birds, may very easily be
+included in the compass of a nut-shell. When pursued by the hunters, he
+is said to bury his head in the sand, and having done this, to imagine
+that he cannot be discovered by the keenest search. Do not you, my lord,
+imitate the manners of the ostrich. Believe me, they are ungraceful;
+and, if maturely considered, will perhaps appear to be a little silly.
+
+There is a contrivance that has occurred to me, which, if it were not
+accompanied with a circumstance somewhat out of date, appears to me in
+the highest degree admirable. Suppose you were to treat the lords of the
+bedchamber with a sight of St. Paul's cathedral? There is a certain part
+of it of a circular form, commonly called the whispering gallery. You
+have probably heard, that by the uncommon echo of this place, the
+weakest sound that can possibly be articulated, is increased by that
+time it has gone half round, into a sound, audible and strong. Your
+lordship, with your flock of geese about you, would probably be frolic
+and gamesome. You may easily contrive to scatter them through the whole
+circumference of this apartment. Of a sudden, you will please to turn
+your face to the wall, and utter in a solemn tone the royal opinion.
+Every body will be at a loss from whence the mandate proceeds. Some of
+your companions, more goose-like than the rest, will probably imagine it
+a voice from heaven. The sentence must be two or three times repeated at
+proper intervals, before you can contrive to have each of the lords in
+turn at the required distance. This will demand a considerable degree of
+alertness and agility. But alertness and agility are qualities by which
+your lordship is so eminently distinguished, that I should have very few
+apprehensions about your success. Meanwhile it will be proper to have a
+select number of footmen stationed at the door of the gallery, armed
+with smelling-bottles. Some of your friends, I suspect, would be so much
+alarmed at this celestial and ghost-like phenomenon, as to render this
+part of the plan of singular service.
+
+But after all, I am apprehensive that many of the noble lords to whom I
+allude, would be disgusted at the very mention of any thing so
+old-fashioned and city-like, as a visit to this famous cathedral. And
+even if that were not the case, it is proper to be provided with more
+than one scheme for the execution of so necessary a purpose. The
+question is of no contemptible magnitude, between instructions _viva
+voce_, and a circular letter. In favour of the first it may be said,
+that a letter is the worst and most definite evidence to a man's
+disadvantage that can be conceived. It may easily be traced. It can
+scarcely be denied. The sense of it cannot readily be explained
+away.--It must be confessed there is something in this; and yet, my
+lord, I am by all means for a letter. A voice may often be overheard. I
+remember my poor old goody used to say, (heaven rest her soul!) That
+walls had ears. There are some lords, my dear friend, that can never
+think of being alone. Bugbears are ever starting up in their prolific
+imagination, and they cannot be for a moment in the dark, without
+expecting the devil to fly away with them. They have some useful pimp,
+some favourite toad-eater, that is always at their elbow. Ever remember,
+so long as you live, that toad-eaters are treacherous friends. Beside,
+it would be a little suspicious, to see your lordship's carriage making
+a regular tour from door to door among the lords of the bed-chamber. And
+I would by no means have Pinchbeck's dark-lanthorn brought into common
+use. Consider, my lord, when that is worn out, you will not know where
+to get such another.
+
+A letter may be disguised in various ways. You would certainly never
+think of signing your name. You might have it transcribed by your
+secretary. But then this would be to commit your safety and your fame to
+the keeping of another. No, my lord, there are schemes worth a hundred
+of this. Consider the various hands in which a letter may be written.
+There is the round hand, and the Italian hand, the text hand, and the
+running hand. You may form your letters upon the Roman or the Italic
+model. Your billet may he engrossed. You may employ the German text or
+the old primero. If I am not mistaken, your lordship studied all these
+when you were a boy for this very purpose. Yes, my lord, I may be in the
+wrong, but I am confidently of opinion, that this is absolutely the
+first, most important, and most indispensible accomplishment of a
+statesman. I would forgive him, if he did not know a cornet from an
+ensign, I would forgive him, if he thought Italy a province of Asia
+Minor. But not to write primero! the nincompoop! the numbscul!
+
+If it were not that the persons with whom your lordship has to
+correspond, can some of them barely spell their native tongue, I would
+recommend to your lordship the use of cyphers. But no, you might as well
+write the language of Mantcheux Tartars. For consider, your letters may
+be intercepted. It is true, they have not many perils to undergo. They
+are not handed from post-house to post-house. There are no impertinent
+office-keepers to inspect them by land. There are no privateers to
+capture them by sea. But, my lord, they have perils to encounter, the
+very recollection of which makes me tremble to the inmost fibre of my
+frame. They are ale-houses, my lord. Think for a moment of the
+clattering of porter-pots, and the scream of my goodly hostess. Imagine
+that the blazing fire smiles through the impenetrable window, and that
+the kitchen shakes with the peals of laughter. These are temptations, my
+lord, that no mortal porter can withstand. When the unvaried countenance
+of his gracious sovereign smiles invitation upon him from the weather
+beaten sign-post, what loyal heart but must be melted into compliance.
+
+From all these considerations, my lord, I would advise you to write with
+invisible ink. Milk I believe will serve the purpose, though I am
+afraid, that the milk that is hawked about the streets of London, has
+rather too much water in it. The juice of lemon is a sovereign recipe.
+There are a variety of other preparations that will answer the purpose.
+But these may be learned from the most vulgar and accessible sources of
+information. And you will please to observe, that I suffer nothing to
+creep into this political testament, more valuable than those of
+Richelieu, Mazarine, and Alberoni, that is not entirely original matter.
+My lord, I defy you to learn a single particular of the refinements here
+communicated from the greatest statesman that lives. They talk of Fox!
+He would give his right hand for an atom of them!
+
+I will now suppose you, my lord, by all these artifices, arrived at the
+very threshold of power. I will suppose that you have just defeated the
+grandest and the wisest measure of your political antagonists. I think
+there is nothing more natural, though the rule will admit of many
+exceptions, than for people who act uniformly in opposition to each
+other, upon public grounds, to be of opposite characters and
+dispositions. I will therefore imagine, that, shocked with the boundless
+extortions and the relentless cruelties that have been practised in some
+distant part of the empire, they came forward with a measure full of
+generous oblivion for the part, providing with circumspect and collected
+humanity for the future. I will suppose, that they were desirous of
+taking an impotent government out of the hands of Jews and pedlars, old
+women and minors, and to render it a part of the great system. I will
+suppose, that they were desirous of transferring political power from a
+company of rapacious and interested merchants, into the hands of
+statesmen, men distinguished among a thousand parties for clear
+integrity, disinterested virtue, and spotless fame. This, my lord, would
+be a field worthy of your lordship's prowess. Could you but gain the
+interested, could you eternize rapacity, and preserve inviolate the blot
+of the English name, what laurels would not your lordship deserve?
+
+I will therefore suppose, that your gracious master meets you with a
+_carte blanche_, that he is disposed to listen to all your advices, and
+to adopt all your counsels. Your lordship is aware that the road of
+secret influence, and that of popular favour, are not exactly the same.
+No ministry can long preserve their seats unless they possess the
+confidence of a majority of the house of commons. The ministry therefore
+against which your lordship acts, we will take it for granted are in
+this predicament. In this situation then an important question naturally
+arises. Either a majority in the house of commons must be purchased at
+any rate, or the government must be conducted in defiance of that house,
+or thirdly, the parliament must be dissolved. Exclusive of these three,
+I can conceive of no alternative. We will therefore examine each in its
+turn.
+
+Shall a majority in the house of commons be created? Much may be said on
+both sides. A very ingenious friend of mine, for whose counsels I have
+an uncommon deference, assured me, that nothing would be so easy as
+this. Observing with a shrewdness that astonished me, that ministry,
+upon a late most important question, mustered no more than 250 votes,
+and that there were 558 members, he inferred, that you had nothing more
+to do than to send for those that were absent out of the country, and
+you might have upwards of 300 to pit against the 250. It is with
+infinite regret that I ever suffer myself to dissent from the opinion of
+this gentleman. But suppose, my lord, which is at least possible, that
+one half of the absentees should be friends to the cause of the people;
+what would become of us then? There remains indeed the obvious method of
+purchasing votes, and it might be supposed that your lordship's talent
+of insinuation might do you knight's service in this business. But no,
+my lord, many of these country gentlemen are at bottom no better than
+boors. A mechlin cravat and a smirking countenance, upon which your
+lordship builds so much, would be absolutely unnoticed by them. I am
+afraid of risquing my credit with your lordship, but I can assure you,
+that I have heard that one of these fellows has been known to fly from a
+nobleman covered with lace, and powdered, and perfumed to the very tip
+of the mode, to follow the standard of a commoner whose coat has been
+stained with claret, and who has not had a ruffle to his shirt. My lord,
+if common fame may be trusted, these puppies are literally tasteless
+enough to admire wit, though the man who utters it be ever so corpulent,
+and to discover eloquence in the mouth of one, who can suffer himself to
+spit in an honourable assembly. I am a plain man, my lord; but I really
+think that among marquisses and dukes, right honourables and right
+reverends, these things are intolerable.
+
+I would therefore have your lordship give up at once, and with a grace,
+the very idea of bringing over to your side the partisans of these huge
+slovenly fellows. The scheme of governing the country without taking the
+house of commons along with you, is much more feasible than this. This
+might be done by passing an act of parliament by the authority of two
+estates of the realm, to declare the house of commons useless. For my
+part, I am far from thinking this so bold a step as by some it may be
+imagined. Was not Rome a free state, though it had no house of commons?
+Has not the British house of commons been incessantly exclaimed upon, as
+corrupt and nugatory? Has not a reform respecting them been called for
+from all quarters of the kingdom? I am much of opinion in the present
+case, that that is the most effectual reform, which goes to the root.
+Rome had her hereditary nobility, which composed her senate. She had her
+consuls, an ill-imagined substitute for monarchical power. In these, my
+lord, was comprehended, in a manner, the whole of her government. I
+shall be told indeed that they had occasionally their _comitia_, or
+assemblies of the citizens of the metropolis. But this is so far from an
+objection to my reasoning, that it furnishes me with a very valuable
+hint for the improvement of the English constitution.
+
+Let the present house of commons be cashiered, and let the common
+council of the city of London be placed at St. Stephen's chapel in their
+room. These your lordship will find a much more worthy and manageable
+set of people, than the representatives of the nation at large. And can
+any sensible man doubt for a moment, which are the most respectable body
+of men? Examine their persons. Among their predecessors I see many poor,
+lank, shrivelled, half-starved things, some bald, some with a few
+straggling hairs, and some with an enormous bag, pendant from no hair at
+all. Turn, my lord, to the other side. There you will see a good,
+comely, creditable race of people. They look like brothers. As their
+size and figure are the same, so by the fire in their eyes, and the
+expression in their countenances, you could scarcely know one of them
+from another. Their very gowns are enough to strike terror into the most
+inattentive. Each of them covers his _cranium_ with a venerable periwig,
+whose flowing curls and voluminous frizure bespeak wealth and
+contentment. Their faces are buxom, and their cheeks are florid.
+
+You will also, my lord, find them much more easy and tractable, than the
+squeamish, fretful, discontented wretches, with which other ministers
+have had to do. There is but one expence that will be requisite. It is
+uniform, and capable of an easy calculation. In any great and trying
+question, I was going to say debate, but debates, I am apt to think,
+would not be very frequent, or very animated,--your lordship has nothing
+to do, but to clear the table of the rolls and parchments, with which it
+is generally covered, and spreading a table cloth, place upon it half a
+score immense turtles, smoking hot, and larded with green fat. My lord,
+I will forfeit my head, if with this perfume regaling their nostrils, a
+single man has resolution enough to divide the house, or to declare his
+discontent with any of the measures of government, by going out into the
+lobby.
+
+So much, my lord, for this scheme. It is too considerable to be adopted
+without deliberation; it is too important, and too plausible, to be
+rejected without examination. The only remaining hypothesis is that of a
+dissolution. Much, I know, may be said against this measure; but, for my
+own part, next to the new and original system I have had the honour of
+opening to your lordship, it is with me a considerable favourite. Those,
+whose interests it is to raise an outcry against it, will exclaim,
+"What, for the petty and sinister purposes of ambition, shall the whole
+nation be thrown into uproar and confusion? Who is it that complains of
+the present house of parliament? Is the voice of the people raised
+against it? Do petitions come up from every quarter of the kingdom, as
+they did, to no purpose, a few years ago, for its dissolution? But it is
+the prerogative of the king to dissolve his parliament. And because it
+is his prerogative, because he has a power of this kind reserved for
+singular emergencies, does it follow, that this power is to be exercised
+at caprice, and without weighty and comprehensive reasons? It may
+happen, that the parliament is in the midst of its session, that the
+very existence of revenue may be unprovided for, and the urgent claims
+of humanity unfulfilled. It is of little consequence," they will perhaps
+pretend, "who is in, and who is out, so the national interests are
+honestly pursued, and the men who superintend them be not defective in
+abilities. That then must be a most lawless and undisguised spirit of
+selfishness, that can for these baubles risk the happiness of millions,
+and the preservation of the constitution."
+
+All these observations, my lord, may sound well enough in the harangue
+of a demagogue; but is it for such a man, to object to a repetition of
+that appeal to the people in general, in the frequency and universality
+of which the very existence of liberty consists? Till lately, I think it
+has been allowed, that one of those reforms most favourable to
+democracy, was an abridgment of the duration of parliaments. But if a
+general abridgment be so desirable, must not every particular abridgment
+have its value too? Shall the one be acknowledged of a salutary, and yet
+the other be declared of a pernicious tendency? Is it possible that the
+nature of a part, and of the whole, can be not only dissimilar, but
+opposite? But I will quit these general and accurate reasonings. It is
+not in them that our strength lies.
+
+They tell us, that the measure of a dissolution is an unpopular one. My
+lord, it is not so, that you and I are to be taken in. Picture to
+yourself the very kennels flowing with rivers of beer. Imagine the door
+of every hospitable ale-house throughout the kingdom, thrown open for
+the reception of the ragged and pennyless burgess. Imagine the whole
+country filled with the shouts of drunkenness, and the air rent with
+mingled huzzas. Represent the broken heads, and the bleeding noses, the
+tattered raiment, and staggering bodies of a million of loyal voters. My
+lord, will they pretend, that the measure that gives birth to this
+glorious scene, is unpopular? We must be very ill versed in the science
+of human nature, if we could believe them.
+
+But a more important consideration arises. A general election would be
+of little value, if by means of it a majority of representatives were
+not to be gained to the aristocratical party. If I were to disadvise a
+dissolution, it would be from the fear of a sinister event. It is true,
+your lordship has a thousand soft blandishments. You can smile and bow
+in the newest and most approved manner. But, my lord, in the midst of a
+parcel of Billingsgate fishwomen, in the midst of a circle of butchers
+with marrow-bones and cleavers, I am afraid these accomplishments would
+be of little avail. It is he, most noble patron, who can swallow the
+greatest quantity of porter, who can roar the best catch, and who is the
+compleatest bruiser, that will finally carry the day. He must kiss the
+frost-bitten lips of the green-grocers. He must smooth the frowzy cheeks
+of chandlers-shop women. He must stroke down the infinite belly of a
+Wapping landlady. I see your lordship tremble at the very catalogue.
+Could you divide yourself into a thousand parts, and every part be ten
+times more gigantic than the whole, you would shrink into non-entity at
+the disgustful scene.
+
+In this emergency I can invent only one expedient. Your lordship I
+remember had six different services of plate when you were in Ireland,
+and the duke of P---- could boast only of three. You had also five
+footmen and a scullion boy more than his grace. By all this magnificence
+I have been told that you dazzled and enchanted a certain class of the
+good people of that kingdom. My lord, you must now improve the
+popularity you gained. Import by the very first hoy a competent number
+of chairmen. You are not to be told that they are accustomed to put on a
+gold-lace coat as soon as they arrive upon our shore, and dub themselves
+fortune-hunters. It will be easy therefore to pass them here for
+gentlemen, whose low familiarity shall be construed into the most
+ravishing condescension. No men, my lord, can drink better than they.
+There is no constitution, but that of an Irish chairman, that can
+dispense with the bouncing whisky. They are both brawny and courageous,
+and must therefore make excellent bruisers. Their chief talent lies in
+the art of courtship, and they are by no means nice and squeamish in
+their stomach for a mistress. They can also occasionally put off the
+assumed character of good breeding, and if it be necessary to act over
+again the celebrated scenes of Balfe and M'Quirk, they would not be
+found at a loss. My lord, they seem to have been created for this very
+purpose, and if you have any hope from a general election, you must
+derive every benefit from their distinguished merit. I own however, I am
+apprehensive for the experiment, and after all would advise your
+lordship to recur to the very excellent scheme of the common-council
+men.
+
+There is only one point more which it remains for me to discuss. I have
+already taken it for granted, that you are offered your choice of every
+post that exists in the government of this country. Here again, if you
+were to consult friends less knowing than myself, you would be presented
+with nothing but jarring and discordant opinions. Some would say,
+George, take it, and some, George, let it alone. For my part, my lord, I
+would advise you to do neither the one nor the other. Fickleness and
+instability, your lordship will please to observe, are of the very
+essence of a real statesman. Who were the greatest statesmen this
+country ever had to boast? They were, my lord, the two Villiers's, dukes
+of Buckingham. Did not the first of these take his young master to the
+kingdom of Spain, in order to marry the infanta, and then break off the
+match for no cause at all? Did he not afterwards involve the nation in a
+quarrel with the king of France, only because her most christian majesty
+would not let him go to bed to her? What was the character of the second
+duke? This nobleman,
+
+
+ Stiff in opinions, always in the wrong,
+ Was every thing by starts, and nothing long,
+ But, in the course of one revolving moon,
+ Was chymist, fiddler, statesman, and buffoon.
+
+
+My lord, I do not flatter you so far as to suppose that your abilities
+are as great, or that you will ever make so distinguished a figure as
+either of these noblemen. But I would have you imitate them in your
+humbler circle, and venture greatly, though the honour you should derive
+from it, should be only, that you greatly fell. Accept therefore, my
+lord, of one of the principal responsible offices without thought and
+without hesitation. Through terror or manly spirit, or whatever you
+choose to call it, resign again the next day. As soon as you have done
+this, make interest for another place, and if you can obtain it, throw
+it up as soon again. This, my lord, is not, as an ignorant and
+coxcomical writer has represented it, "the vibration of a pendulum," but
+a conduct, wise, manly, judicious, and heroic. Who does not know, that
+the twinkling stars are of a more excellent nature, than those which
+shine upon us with unremitted lustre? Who does not know that the comet,
+which appears for a short time, and vanishes again for revolving years,
+is more gazed upon than either? But I am afraid the comet is too sublime
+an idea for your lordship's comprehension. I would therefore recommend
+to you, to make the cracker the model of your conduct. You should snap
+and bounce at regular intervals; at one moment you should seem a blazing
+star, and the next be lost in trackless darkness.
+
+My lord, there is nothing, which at all times I have taken more pains to
+subdue, than that overweening pride, and immeasurable conceit, which are
+the principal features of your lordship's character. Nature, indeed, has
+furnished you with one corrective to them, or they must infallibly have
+damned you. It is timidity. Other people may laugh at this quality. For
+my part I esteem it worthy the loudest praise and most assiduous
+cultivation. When the balance hangs in doubt between the adventurousness
+of vanity and the frigidity of fear, ever incline to the latter side. I
+had rather your lordship should be a coward, than a coxcomb. If however
+you could attain to that reasonable and chastised opinion of yourself,
+which should steer a proper mean between these extremes, should make you
+feel your strength, when menaced by the most terrible adversaries, and
+your weakness, when soothed by the most fawning parasites, this, my
+lord, would be the highest perfection to which you could possibly
+attain. I will therefore close my epistle with the discussion of a case,
+which your lordship may think parallel to the species of behaviour I
+have recommended to your cultivation. I mean that of the celebrated and
+incomparable earl Granville, in the year 1746. I will show you what this
+nobleman did, and in how many particulars you must for ever hope in vain
+to resemble him.
+
+I remember, my lord, that you and I once studied together the History of
+England, in Question and Answer. If your lordship recollects, the year
+1746 began in the very height of the celebrated rebellion. The ministers
+of the sovereign at this time, were, that mixed and plausible character,
+Mr. Pelham, and that immortalized booby, the duke of Newcastle. These
+gentlemen possessed their full proportion of that passion, so
+universally incident to the human frame, the love of power. They had
+formed such a connection with the monied interest of the kingdom, that
+no administration could go on without them. Conscious to this
+circumstance, they had no toleration for a rival, they could "bear no
+brother near the throne." From this sentiment, they had driven that most
+able minister I have mentioned, from the cabinet of his sovereign, in no
+very justifiable manner, about twelve months before. The same jealousy
+kept alive their suspicions: they knew the partiality of their master:
+they imagined their antagonist still lurked behind the curtain. The
+distresses of the kingdom were to them the ladder of ambition. This was
+the language they held to their sovereign: "The enemy is already
+advanced into the heart of your majesty's dominions. We know that you
+cannot do without us. You must therefore listen with patience to what we
+shall dictate. Drive from your presence for ever the wisest and the
+ablest of all your counsellors. This is the only condition, upon which
+we will continue to serve you in this perilous moment." Majesty, as it
+was but natural, was disgusted with this language. The Pelhams resigned.
+Lord Granville accepted the seals. And he held them I believe for
+something more than a fortnight.
+
+My lord, I will tell you, what were the Pelhams, and what was the true
+character of lord Granville. Whatever may be said, and much I think may
+justly be said, in favour of the former, they were not men of genius.
+Capable of conducting, and willing upon the whole to conduct with
+loyalty and propriety the affairs of their country, while they kept
+within the beaten channel, they were not born to grapple with arduous
+situations. They had not that commanding spirit of adventure, which
+leads a man into the path of supererogation and voluntary service: they
+had not that firm and collected fortitude which induces a man to look
+danger in the face, to encounter it in all its force, and to drive it
+from all its retrenchments. They were particularly attached to the
+patronage, which is usually annexed to their high situations. They did
+not come into power by the voice of the people. They were not summoned
+to assume the administration by a vote of the house of commons. They
+were introduced into the cabinet by an inglorious and guilty compromise
+of sir Robert Walpole; a compromise, that shunned the light; a
+compromise, that reflected indelible disgrace upon every individual
+concerned in it. We will suppose them ever so much in the right in the
+instance before us. For certainly, the same responsibility, that ought
+to remove a minister from the helm, when he is become obnoxious to his
+countrymen, equally makes it improper, that he should be originally
+appointed by the fancy or capricious partiality of the sovereign. But
+were they over so much in the right, it will yet remain true, that they
+took a poor and ungenerous advantage of the personal distresses of their
+master, which men of a large heart, and of sterling genius, could never
+have persuaded themselves to take.
+
+Such were the ministers, whom it appears that king George the second
+would have had no objection to strip of their employments. I will tell
+you who it was, that he was willing to have substituted in their place.
+It was a man of infinite genius. His taste was a standard to those, who
+were most attached to the fine arts, and most uninterruptedly conversant
+with them. His eloquence was splendid, animated, and engaging. Of all
+the statesmen then existing in Europe, he was perhaps the individual,
+who best understood the interests and the politics of all her courts.
+But your lordship may probably find it somewhat more intelligible, if I
+take the other side of the picture, and tell you what he was not. He was
+not a man of fawning and servility. He did not rest his ambitious
+pretensions upon any habitual adroitness, upon the arts of wheedling,
+and the tones of insinuation. He rested them upon the most solid
+talents, and the most brilliant accomplishments. He did not creep into
+the closet of his sovereign uncalled, and endeavour to make himself of
+consequence by assiduities and officiousness. He pleaded for years, in a
+manly and ingenuous manner, the cause of the people in parliament. It
+was by a popularity, great, and almost without exception, that he was
+introduced into power. When defeated by the undermining and contemptible
+art of his rivals; when convinced that it was impossible for him, to
+employ his abilities with success in the service of his country, he
+retired. And it was only by the personal intreaties of his sovereign,
+and to assist him in that arduous and difficult situation, in which
+those who ought to have served, deserted him, that he once again
+accepted of office. He accepted it, for the temporary benefit of his
+country, and till those persons, who only could come into administration
+with efficiency and advantage, should again resume their places. He made
+way for them without a struggle. He did not pretend to set practical
+impotence, though accompanied with abilities incomparably the superior,
+against that influence and connexion by which they were supported. Of
+consequence, my lord, his memory will always be respected and cherished
+by the bulk of mankind.
+
+I do not mean to propose him to your lordship for a model. I never
+imagined that your talents qualified you for the most distant
+resemblance of him; and I wished to convince you how inferior they were.
+Beside, my lord, he did not act upon the Machiavelian plan. His system
+was that of integrity, frankness, and confidence. He desired to meet his
+enemies; and the more extensive the ground upon which he could meet
+them, the better. I was never idle enough to think of such a line of
+conduct for your lordship. Go on then in those crooked paths, and that
+invisible direction, for which nature has so eminently fitted you.
+Intrench yourself behind the letter of the law. Avoid, carefully avoid,
+the possibility of any sinister evidence. And having uniformly taken
+these precautions, defy all the malice of your enemies. They may
+threaten, but they shall never hurt you. They may make you tremble and
+shrink with fancied terrors, but they shall never be able to man so much
+as a straw against you. Immortality, my lord, is suspended over your
+head. Do not shudder at the sound. It shall not be an immortality of
+infamy. It shall only be an immortality of contempt.
+
+THE END.
+
+
+
+
+
+AN ACCOUNT OF THE SEMINARY
+
+That will be opened
+
+On MONDAY the Fourth Day of AUGUST,
+
+At EPSOM in SURREY,
+
+For the INSTRUCTION of
+
+TWELVE PUPILS
+
+IN
+
+The GREEK, LATIN, FRENCH, and ENGLISH Languages.
+
+
+M.DCC.LXXXIII.
+
+
+AN
+
+
+ACCOUNT
+
+
+OF THE
+
+
+SEMINARY, &C.
+
+
+
+The two principal objects of human power are government and education.
+They have accordingly engrossed a very large share in the disquisitions
+of the speculative in all ages. The subject of the former indeed is man,
+already endowed with his greatest force of body, and arrived at the
+exercise of his intellectual powers: the subject of the latter is man,
+as yet shut up in the feebleness of childhood, and the imbecility of
+inexperience. Civil society is great and unlimited in its extent; the
+time has been, when the whole known world was in a manner united in one
+community: but the sphere of education has always been limited. It is
+for nations to produce the events, that enchant the imagination, and
+ennoble the page of history: infancy must always pass away in the
+unimportance of mirth, and the privacy of retreat. That government
+however is a theme so much superior to education, is not perhaps so
+evident, as we may at first imagine.
+
+It is indeed wider in its extent, but it is infinitely less absolute in
+its power. The state of society is incontestibly artificial; the power
+of one man over another must be always derived from convention, or from
+conquest; by nature we are equal. The necessary consequence is, that
+government must always depend upon the opinion of the governed. Let the
+most oppressed people under heaven once change their mode of thinking,
+and they are free. But the inequality of parents and children is the law
+of our nature, eternal and uncontrolable.--Government is very limited in
+its power of making men either virtuous or happy; it is only in the
+infancy of society that it can do any thing considerable; in its
+maturity it can only direct a few of our outward actions. But our moral
+dispositions and character depend very much, perhaps entirely, upon
+education.--Children indeed are weak and imbecil; but it is the
+imbecility of spring, and not that of autumn; the imbecility that verges
+towards power, and not that is already exhausted with performance. To
+behold heroism in its infancy, and immortality in the bud, must be a
+most attractive object. To mould those pliant dispositions, upon which
+the happiness of multitudes may one day depend, must be infinitely
+important.
+
+Proportionable to what we have stated to be the importance of the
+subject, is the attention that has been afforded it in the republic of
+letters. The brightest wits, and the profoundest philosophers have
+emulated each other in their endeavours to elucidate so valuable a
+theme. In vain have pedants urged the stamp of antiquity, and the
+approbation of custom; there is scarcely the scheme so visionary, the
+execution of which has not at some time or other been attempted. Of the
+writers upon this interesting subject, he perhaps that has produced the
+most valuable treatise is Rousseau. If men of equal abilities have
+explored this ample field, I know of none, however, who have so
+thoroughly investigated the first principles of the science, or who have
+treated it so much at large. If he have indulged to a thousand agreeable
+visions, and wandered in the pursuit of many a specious paradox, he has
+however richly repaid us for this defect, by the profoundest researches,
+and the most solid discoveries.
+
+I have borrowed so many of my ideas from this admirable writer, that I
+thought it necessary to make this acknowledgement in the outset. The
+learned reader will readily perceive, that if I have not scrupled to
+profit from his discoveries, at least I have freely and largely
+dissented from him, where he appeared to me to wander from the path of
+truth. For my own part, I am persuaded that it can only be by striking
+off something of inflexibility from his system, and something of
+pedantry from the common one, that we can expect to furnish a medium,
+equally congenial to the elegance of civilization, and the manliness of
+virtue.
+
+In pursuance of these principles it shall be my first business to
+enquire, whether or not the languages ought to make any part of a
+perfect system of education; and if they ought, at what time they should
+be commenced. The study of them does indeed still retain its ground in
+our public schools and universities. But it has received a rude shock
+from some writers of the present age; nor has any attack been more
+formidable, than that of the author of Emile. Let us endeavour to
+examine the question, neither with the cold prejudice of antiquity on
+the one hand; nor on the other, with the too eager thirst of novelty,
+and unbounded admiration of the geniuses, by whom it has been attacked.
+
+When we look back to the venerable ancients, we behold a class of
+writers, if not of a much higher rank, at least of a very different
+character, from the moderns. One natural advantage they indisputably
+possessed. The field of nature was all their own. It had not yet been
+blasted by any vulgar breath, or touched with a sacrilegious hand. Its
+fairest flowers had not been culled, and its choicest sweets rifled
+before them. As they were not encumbered and hedged in with the
+multitude of their predecessors, they did not servilely borrow their
+knowledge from books; they read it in the page of the universe. They
+studied nature in all her romantic scenes, and all her secret haunts.
+They studied men in the various ranks of society, and in different
+nations of the world. I might add to this several other advantages. Of
+these the noble freedom of mind that was characteristic of the
+republicans of Greece and Rome, and that has scarcely any parallel among
+ourselves, would not be the least.
+
+Agreeably to these advantages, they almost every where, particularly
+among the Greeks, bear upon them the stamp of originality. All copies
+are feeble and unmarked. They sacrifice the plainness of nature to the
+gaudiness of ornament, and the tinsel of wit. But the ancients are full
+of a noble and affecting simplicity. By one touch of nature and
+observation they paint a scene more truly, than their successors are
+able to do in whole wire-drawn pages. In description they are
+unequalled. Their eloquence is fervent, manly and sonorous. Their
+thoughts are just, natural, independent and profound. The pathos of
+Virgil, and the sublimity of Homer, have never been surpassed. And as
+their knowledge was not acquired in learned indolence, they knew how to
+join the severest application with the brightest genius. Accordingly in
+their style they have united simplicity, eloquence and harmony, in a
+manner of which the moderns have seldom had even an idea. The
+correctness of a Caesar, and the sonorous period of a Cicero; the
+majesty of a Virgil, and the politeness of a Horace, are such as no
+living language can express.
+
+It is the remark of a certain old-fashioned writer, "The form of the
+world passeth away." A century or two ago the greatest wits were known
+to have pathetically lamented, that the writers, of whose merits I have
+been speaking, were handed down to us in so mutilated a condition. Now
+it seems very probable, that, if their works were totally annihilated,
+it would scarcely call forth a sigh from the refined geniuses of the
+present age. It is certainly very possible to carry the passion for
+antiquity to a ridiculous extreme. No man can reasonably deny, that it
+is by us only that the true system of the universe has been ascertained,
+and that we have made very valuable improvements upon many of the arts.
+No man can question that some of our English poets have equalled the
+ancients in sublimity, and that, to say the least, our neighbours, the
+French, have emulated the elegance of their composition in a manner,
+that is very far indeed from contempt. From these concessions however we
+are by no means authorised to infer their inutility.
+
+But I shall be told that in the first revival of letters the study of
+the ancient languages might indeed be very proper; but since that time
+we have had so many excellent truncations of every thing they contain,
+that to waste the time, and exhaust the activity of our youth in the
+learning of Latin and Greek, is to very little purpose indeed.
+Translation! what a strange word! To me I confess it appears the most
+unaccountable invention, that ever entered into the mind of man. To
+distil the glowing conceptions, and to travesty the beautiful language
+of the ancients, through the medium of a language estranged to all its
+peculiarities and all its elegancies. The best thoughts and expressions
+of an author, those that distinguish one writer from another, are
+precisely those that are least capable of being translated. And who are
+the men we are to employ in this promising business? Original genius
+disdains the unmeaning drudgery. A mind that has one feature resembling
+the ancients, will scarcely stoop to be their translator. The persons
+then, to whom the performance must be committed, are persons of cool
+elegance. Endowed with a little barren taste, they must be inanimate
+enough to tread with laborious imbecility in the footsteps of another.
+They must be eternally incapable of imbibing the spirit, and glowing
+with the fire of their original. But we shall seldom come off so well as
+this. The generality of translators are either on the one hand mere
+pedants and dealers in words, who, understanding the grammatical
+construction of a period, never gave themselves the trouble to enquire,
+whether it conveyed either sentiment or instruction; or on the other
+hand mere writers for hire, the retainers of a bookseller, men who
+translate Homer from the French, and Horace out of Creech.
+
+Let it not be said that I am now talking at random. Let us descend to
+examples. We need not be afraid of instancing in the most favourable. I
+believe it is generally allowed that Mr. Pope's Iliad is the very best
+version that was ever made out of one language into another. It must be
+confessed to exhibit very many poetical beauties. As a trial of skill,
+as an instance of what can be effected upon so forlorn a hope, it must
+ever be admired. But were I to search for a true idea of the style and
+composition of Homer, I think I should rather recur to the verbal
+translation in the margin of the original, than to the version of Pope.
+Homer is the simplest and most unaffected of poets. Of all the writers
+of elegance and taste that ever existed, his translator is the most
+ornamented. We acknowledge Homer by his loose and flowing robe, that
+does not constrain a muscle of his frame. But Pope presents himself in
+the close and ungraceful habit of modern times;
+
+
+ "Glittering with gems, and stiff with woven gold."
+
+
+No, let us for once conduct ourselves with honesty and generosity. If we
+will not study the ancients in their own nervous and manly page, let us
+close their volumes for ever. I had rather, says the amiable philosopher
+of Chaeronea, it should be said of me, that there never was such a man
+as Plutarch, than that Plutarch was ill-natured, arbitrary, and
+tyrannical. And were I the bard of Venusia, sure I am, I had rather be
+entirely forgotten, than not be known for the polite, the spirited, and
+the elegant writer I really was.
+
+To converse with the accomplished, is the obvious method by which to
+become accomplished ourselves. This general observation is equally
+applicable to the study of polite writers of our own and of other
+countries. But there are some reasons, upon account of which we may
+expect to derive a more perceptible advantage from the ancients. They
+carried the art of composition to greater heights than any of the
+moderns. Their writers were almost universally of a higher rank in
+society, than ours. There did not then exist the temptation of gain to
+spur men on to the profession of an author. An industrious modern will
+produce twenty volumes, in the time that Socrates employed to polish one
+oration.
+
+Another argument flows from the simple circumstance of their writing in
+a different language. Of all the requisites to the attainment either of
+a style of our own, or a discernment in that of others, the first is
+grammar. Without this, our ideas must be always vague and desultory.
+Respecting the delicacies of composition, we may guess, but we can never
+decide and demonstrate. Now, of the minutiae of grammar, scarcely any
+man ever attained a just knowledge, who was acquainted with only one
+language. And if the study of others be the surest, I will venture also
+to pronounce it the easiest method for acquiring a mastery in philology.
+
+From what has been said, I shall consider this conclusion as
+sufficiently established, that the languages ought at some time to be
+learned by him who would form to himself a perfect character. I proceed
+to my second enquiry, at what time the study of them should be
+commenced? And here I think this to be the best general answer: at the
+age of ten years.
+
+In favour of so early a period one reason may be derived from what I
+have just been mentioning. The knowledge of more languages than one, is
+almost an indispensible prerequisite to the just understanding either of
+the subject of grammar in particular, or of that of style in general.
+Now if the cultivation of elegance and propriety be at all important, it
+cannot be entered upon too soon, provided the ideas are already
+competent to the capacity of the pupil. The Roman Cornelia, who never
+suffered a provincial accent, or a grammatical barbarism in the hearing
+of her children, has always been cited with commendation; and the
+subsequent rhetorical excellence of the Gracchi has been in a great
+degree ascribed to it. Fluency, purity and ease are to be acquired by
+insensible degrees: and against habits of this kind I apprehend there
+can be no objection.
+
+Another argument of still greater importance is, that the knowledge of
+languages has scarcely ever been mastered, but by those, the
+commencement of whose acquaintance with them was early. To be acquainted
+with any science slightly and superficially, can in my opinion be
+productive of little advantage. But such an acquaintance with languages
+must be very useless indeed. What benefit can it be expected that we
+should derive from an author, whom we cannot peruse with facility and
+pleasure? The study of such an author will demand a particular strength
+of resolution, and aptitude of humour. He can scarcely become the
+favourite companion of our retirement, and the never-failing solace of
+our cares. Something of slow and saturnine must be the necessary
+accompaniment of that disposition, that can conquer the difficulties of
+such a pursuit. And accordingly we find that the classics and the school
+are generally quitted together, even by persons of taste, who have not
+acquired a competent mastery of them in their course of education. Very
+few indeed have been those, who, estranged to the languages till the age
+of manhood, have after that period obtained such a familiarity with
+them, as could ever be productive of any considerable advantage.
+
+Brutes and savages are totally unacquainted with lassitude and spleen,
+the lust of variety, and the impatience of curiosity. In a state of
+society our ideas habitually succeed in a certain proportion, and an
+employment that retards their progress, speedily becomes disagreeable
+and tedious. But children, not having yet felt this effect of
+civilization, are not susceptible to this cause of disgust. They are
+endowed with a pliableness and versatility of mind, that with a little
+attention and management may easily be turned to any pursuit. Their
+understandings not yet preoccupied, they have a singular facility of
+apprehending, and strength of retention. It is certain this pliableness
+and facility are very liable to abuse. It is not easy to believe, that
+they were given to learn words without meaning; terms of art, not
+understood by the pupil; the systems of theologians, and the jargon of
+metaphysics. But then neither were they given without a capacity of
+being turned to advantage. And it should seem that it could not be a
+very fallacious antidote to abuse, to confine our instructions to such
+kinds of knowledge, as are of the highest importance, and are seldom
+learned with success, and even scarcely attainable, at any other period.
+
+Let it be observed that I have not fixed upon the age of ten years at
+random. It is the observation of Rousseau; Both children and men are
+essentially feeble. Children, because however few be their wants, they
+are unable to supply them. Men, in a state of society, because whatever
+be their absolute strength, the play of the imagination renders their
+desires yet greater. There is an intermediate period, in which our
+powers having made some progress, and the artificial and imaginary wants
+being unknown, we are relatively strong. And this he represents as the
+principal period of instruction. This remark is indeed still more
+striking, when applied to a pupil, the progress of whose imagination is
+sedulously retarded. But it is not destitute either of truth or utility
+in the most general application we can possibly give it. Let it be
+observed, that Rousseau fixes the commencement of this period at twelve
+years. I would choose to take it at ten.
+
+However we may find it convenient to distribute the productions of
+nature into classes, and her operations into epochas, yet let it be
+remembered, that her progress is silent and imperceptible. Between a
+perfect animal and vegetable, the distinction is of the highest order.
+Between distant periods we may remark the most important differences.
+But the gradations of nature are uninterrupted. Of her chain every link
+is compleat. As therefore I shall find in commencing at ten years, that
+my time will be barely sufficient for the purposes to which I would
+appropriate it, I consider this circumstance as sufficient to determine
+my election. A youth of ten years is omnipotent, if we contrast him with
+a youth of eight.
+
+But if the languages constitute so valuable a part of a just system of
+education, the next question is, in what manner they are to be taught.
+Indeed, I believe, if the persons employed in the business of education
+had taken half the pains to smooth the access to this department of
+literature, that they have employed to plant it round with briars and
+thorns, its utility and propriety, in the view we are now considering
+it, would scarcely have been questioned.
+
+There is something necessarily disgusting in the forms of grammar.
+Grammar therefore is made in our public schools the business of a
+twelvemonth. Rules are heaped upon rules with laborious stupidity. To
+render them the more formidable, they are presented to our youth in the
+very language, the first principles of which they are designed to teach.
+For my own part, I am persuaded the whole business of grammar may be
+dispatched in a fortnight. I would only teach the declensions of nouns,
+and the inflexions of verbs. For the rest, nothing is so easily
+demonstrated, as that the auxiliary sciences are best communicated in
+connection with their principals. Chronology, geography, are never so
+thoroughly understood, as by him that treats them literally as the
+handmaids of history. He, who is instructed in Latin with clearness and
+accuracy, will never be at a loss for the rules of grammar.
+
+But to complete the disgust we seem so careful to inspire, the learned
+languages are ever surrounded with the severity verity of discipline;
+and it would probably be thought little short of sacrilege to discompose
+their features with a smile. Such a mode of proceeding can never be
+sufficiently execrated.
+
+Indeed, I shall be told, "this is the time to correct the native vices
+of the mind. In childhood the influence of pain and mortification is
+comparatively trifling. What then can be more judicious than to
+accumulate upon this period, what must otherwise fall with tenfold
+mischief upon the age of maturity?" In answer to this reasoning, let it
+be first considered, how many there are, who by the sentence of nature
+are called out of existence, before they can live to reap these boasted
+advantages. Which of you is there, that has not at some time regretted
+that age, in which a smile is ever upon the countenance, and peace and
+serenity at the bottom of the heart? How is it you can consent to
+deprive these little innocents of an enjoyment, that slides so fast
+away? How is it you can find in your heart to pall these fleeting years
+with bitterness and slavery? The undesigning gaiety of youth has the
+strongest claim upon your humanity. There is not in the world a truer
+object of pity, than a child terrified at every glance, and watching,
+with anxious uncertainty, the caprices of a pedagogue. If he survive,
+the liberty of manhood is dearly bought by so many heart aches. And if
+he die, happy to escape your cruelty, the only advantage he derives from
+the sufferings you have inflicted, is that of not regretting a life, of
+which he knew nothing but the torments.
+
+But who is it that has told you, that the certain, or even the probable
+consequences of this severity are beneficial? Nothing is so easily
+proved, as that the human mind is pure and spotless, as it came from the
+hands of God, and that the vices of which you complain, have their real
+source in those shallow and contemptible precautions, that you pretend
+to employ against them. Of all the conditions to which we are incident,
+there is none so unpropitious to whatever is ingenuous and honourable,
+as that of a slave. It plucks away by the root all sense of dignity, and
+all manly confidence. In those nations of antiquity, most celebrated for
+fortitude and heroism, their youth had never their haughty and
+unsubmitting neck bowed to the inglorious yoke of a pedagogue. To borrow
+the idea of that gallant assertor of humanity, sir Richard Steele: I
+will not say that our public schools have not produced many great and
+illustrious characters; but I will assert, there was not one of those
+characters, that would not have been more manly and venerable, if they
+had never been subjected to this vile and sordid condition.
+
+Having thus set aside the principal corruptions of modern education, the
+devising methods for facilitating the acquisition of languages will not
+be difficult. The first books put into the hands of a pupil should be
+simple, interesting, and agreeable. By their means, he will perceive a
+reasonableness and a beauty in the pursuit. If he be endowed by nature
+with a clear understanding, and the smallest propensity to literature,
+he will need very little to stimulate him either from hope or fear.
+
+Attentive to the native gaiety of youth, the periods, in which his
+attention is required, though frequent in their returns, should in their
+duration be short and inoppressive. The pupil should do nothing merely
+because he is seen or heard by his preceptor. If he have companions,
+still nothing more is requisite, than that degree of silence and order,
+which shall hinder the attention of any from being involuntarily
+diverted. The pupil has nothing to conceal, and no need of falsehood.
+The approbation of the preceptor respects only what comes directly under
+his cognizance, and cannot be disguised. Even here, remembering the
+volatility and sprightliness, inseparable from the age, humanity will
+induce him not to animadvert with warmth upon the appearances of a
+casual distraction, but he will rather solicit the return of attention
+by gentleness, than severity.
+
+But of all rules, the most important is that of preserving an uniform,
+even tenour of conduct. Into the government of youth passion and caprice
+should never enter. The gentle yoke of the preceptor should be
+confounded as much as possible, with the eternal laws of nature and
+necessity. The celebrated maxim of republican government should be
+adopted here. The laws should speak, and the magistrate be silent. The
+constitution should be for ever unchangeable and independent of the
+character of him that administers it.
+
+Nothing can certainly be more absurd than the attempt to educate
+children by reason. We may be sure they will treat every determination
+as capricious, that shocks their inclination. The _chef d'oeuvre_ of a
+good education is to form a reasonable human being; and yet they pretend
+to govern a child by argument and ratiocination. This is to enter upon
+the work at the wrong end, and to endeavour to convert the fabric itself
+into one of the tools by which it is constructed. The laws of the
+preceptor ought to be as final and inflexible, as they are mild and
+humane.
+
+There is yet another method for facilitating the acquisition of
+languages, so just in itself, and so universally practicable, that I
+cannot forbear mentioning it. It is that of commencing with the modern
+languages, French for instance in this country. These in the education
+of our youth, are universally postponed to what are stiled the learned
+languages. I shall perhaps be told that modern tongues being in a great
+measure derived from the Latin, the latter is very properly to be
+considered as introductory to the former. But why then do we not adopt
+the same conduct in every instance? Why to the Latin do we not premise
+the Greek, and to the Greek the Coptic and Oriental tongues? Or how long
+since is it, that the synthetic has been proved so much superior to the
+analytic mode of instruction? In female education, the modern languages
+are taught without all this preparation; nor do I find that our fair
+rivals are at all inferior to the generality of our sex in their
+proficiency. With the youth of sense and spirit of both sexes, the
+learning of French is usually considered, rather as a pleasure, than a
+burden. Were the Latin communicated in the same mild and accommodating
+manner, I think I may venture to pronounce, that thus taken in the
+second place, there will be no great difficulty in rendering it equally
+attractive.
+
+I would just observe that there is an obvious propriety in the French
+language being learned under the same direction, as the Latin and Greek.
+The pursuit of this elegant accomplishment ought at no time to be
+entirely omitted. But the attention of youth is distracted between the
+method of different masters, and their amiable confidence, in the
+direction under which they are placed, entirely ruined by mutability and
+inconstance. The same observation may also be applied here, as in the
+learned languages. The attention of the pupil should be confined as much
+as possible to the most classical writers; and the French would furnish
+a most useful subsidiary in a course of history. Let me add, that though
+I have prescribed the age of ten years, as the most eligible for the
+commencement of classical education, I conceive there would be no
+impropriety in taking up the modern language so early as nine.
+
+Such then is the kind of subjection, that the learning of languages
+demands. The question that recurs upon us is; How far this subjection
+may fairly be considered as exceptionable, and whether its beneficial
+consequences do not infinitely outweigh the trifling inconveniences that
+may still be ascribed to it?
+
+But there is another subject that demands our consideration. Modern
+education not only corrupts the heart of our youth, by the rigid slavery
+to which it condemns them, it also undermines their reason, by the
+unintelligible jargon with which they are overwhelmed in the first
+instance, and the little attention, that is given to the accommodating
+their pursuits to their capacities in the second.
+
+Nothing can have a greater tendency to clog and destroy the native
+activity of the mind, than the profuseness with which the memory of
+children is loaded, by nurses, by mothers, by masters. What can more
+corrupt the judgment, than the communicating, without measure, and
+without end, words entirely devoid of meaning? What can have a more
+ridiculous influence upon our taste, than for the first verses to which
+our attention is demanded, to consist of such strange and uncouth
+jargon? To complete the absurdity, and that we may derive all that
+elegance and refinement from the study of languages, that it is
+calculated to afford, our first ideas of Latin are to be collected from
+such authors, as Corderius, Erasmus, Eutropius, and the Selectae. To
+begin indeed with the classical writers, is not the way to smooth the
+path of literature. I am of opinion however, that one of the
+above-mentioned authors will be abundantly sufficient. Let it be
+remembered, that the passage from the introductory studies to those
+authors, that form the very essence of the language, will be much
+facilitated by the previous acquisition of the French.
+
+Having spoken of the article of memory, let me be permitted to mention
+the practice, that has of late gained so great a vogue; the instructing
+children in the art of spouting and acting plays. Of all the qualities
+incident to human nature, the most universally attractive is simplicity,
+the most disgusting is affectation. Now what idea has a child of the
+passions of a hero, and the distresses of royalty? But he is taught the
+most vehement utterance, and a thousand constrained cadences, without
+its being possible that he should see in them, either reasonableness or
+propriety.
+
+I would not have a child required to commit any thing to memory more
+than is absolutely necessary. If, however, he be a youth of spirit, he
+will probably learn some things in this manner, and the sooner because
+it is not expected of him. It will be of use for him to repeat these
+with a grave and distinct voice, accommodated to those cadences, which
+the commas, the periods, and the notes of interrogation, marked in his
+author, may require, but without the smallest instruction to humour the
+gay, or to sadden the plaintive.
+
+Another article, that makes a conspicuous figure in the education of our
+youth, is composition. Before they are acquainted with the true
+difference between verse and prose, before they are prepared to decide
+upon the poetical merit of Lily and Virgil, they are called upon to
+write Latin verse themselves. In the same manner some of their first
+prose compositions are in a dead language. An uniform, petty, ridiculous
+scheme is laid down, and within that scheme all their thoughts are to be
+circumscribed.
+
+Composition is certainly a desirable art, and I think can scarcely be
+entered upon too soon. It should be one end after which I would
+endeavour, and the mode of effecting it will be farther illustrated in
+the sequel, to solicit a pupil to familiarity, and to induce him to
+disclose his thoughts upon such subjects as were competent to his
+capacity, in an honest and simple manner. After having thus warmed him
+by degrees, it might be proper to direct him to write down his thoughts,
+without any prescribed method, in the natural and spontaneous manner, in
+which they flowed from his mind. Thus the talk of throwing his
+reflections upon paper would be facilitated to him, and his style
+gradually formed, without teaching him any kind of restraint and
+affectation. To the reader who enters at all into my ideas upon the
+subject, it were needless to subjoin, that I should never think of
+putting a youth upon the composition of verse.
+
+From all I have said it will be sufficiently evident, that it would be a
+constant object with me to model my instructions to the capacity of my
+pupil. They are books, that beyond all things teach us to talk without
+thinking, and use words without meaning. To this evil there can be no
+complete remedy. But shall we abolish literature, because it is not
+unaccompanied with inconveniencies? Shall we return to a state of savage
+ignorance, because all the advantages of civilization have their
+attendant disadvantages?
+
+The only remedy that can be applied, is to accustom ourselves to clear
+and accurate investigation. To prefer, whereever we can have recourse to
+it, the book of nature to any human composition. To begin with the
+latter as late as may be consistent with the most important purposes of
+education. And when we do begin, so to arrange our studies, as that we
+may commence with the simplest and easiest sciences, and proportion our
+progress to the understanding of the pupil.
+
+With respect to grammar in particular, the declensions of nouns, and the
+inflexions of verbs, we may observe, that to learn words to which
+absolutely no ideas are affixed, is not to learn to think loosely, and
+to believe without being convinced. These certainly can never corrupt
+the mind. And I suppose no one will pretend, that to learn grammar, is
+to be led to entertain inaccurate notions of the subjects, about which
+it is particularly conversant. On the contrary, the ideas of grammar are
+exceedingly clear and accurate. It has, in my opinion, all those
+advantages, by which the study of geometry is usually recommended,
+without any of its disadvantages. It tends much to purge the
+understanding, to render it close in its investigations, and sure in its
+decisions. It introduces more easily and intelligibly than mathematical
+science, that most difficult of all the mental operations, abstraction.
+It imperceptibly enlarges our conceptions, and generalises our ideas.
+
+But if to read its authors, be the most valuable purpose of learning a
+language, the grammar will not be sufficient. Other books will be
+necessary. And how shall these be chosen, so as not to leave behind us
+the understanding of our pupil? Shall we introduce him first to the
+sublime flights of Virgil, the philosophical investigations of a Cicero,
+or the refined elegance and gay satire of Horace? Alas! if thus
+introduced unprepared to the noblest heights of science, how can it be
+expected that his understanding should escape the shipwreck, and every
+atom of common sense not be dashed and scattered ten thousand ways?
+
+The study then I would here introduce, should be that of history. And
+that this study is not improper to the age with which I connect it, is
+the second point I would endeavour to demonstrate.
+
+But is history, I shall be asked, the study so proper for uninstructed
+minds? History, that may in some measure be considered as concentring in
+itself the elements of all other sciences? History, by which we are
+informed of the rise and progress of every art, and by whose testimony
+the comparative excellence of every art is ascertained? History, the
+very testimony of which is not to be admitted, without the previous
+trial of metaphysical scrutiny, and philosophic investigation? Lastly,
+History, that is to be considered as a continual illustration of the
+arts of fortification and tactics; but above all of politics, with its
+various appendages, commerce, manufacture, finances?
+
+To all this, I calmly answer, No: it is not history in any of these
+forms, that constitutes the science to which I would direct the
+attention of my pupil. Of the utility of the history of arts and
+sciences, at least, as a general study, I have no very high opinion. But
+were my opinion ever so exalted, I should certainly chuse to postpone
+this study for the present. I should have as little to do with tactics
+and fortification. I would avoid as much as possible the very subject of
+war. Politics, commerce, finances, might easily be deferred. I would
+keep far aloof from the niceties of chronology, and the dispute of
+facts. I would not enter upon the study of history through the medium of
+epitome. I would even postpone the general history of nations, to the
+character and actions of particular men.
+
+Many of the articles I have mentioned, serve to compose the pedantry of
+history. Than history, no science has been more abused. It has been
+studied from ostentation; it has been studied with the narrow views of
+little minds; it has been warped to serve a temporary purpose. Ingenious
+art has hung it round with a thousand subtleties, and a thousand
+disputes. The time has at length arrived, when it requires an erect
+understanding, and a penetrating view, above the common rate, to
+discover the noble purposes, which this science is most immediately
+calculated to subserve.
+
+In a word, the fate of history has been like that of travelling. The
+institution has been preserved, but its original use is lost. One man
+travels from fashion, and another from pride. One man travels to measure
+buildings, another to examine pictures, and a third perhaps to learn to
+dance. Scarcely any remember that its true application is to study men
+and manners. Perhaps a juster idea cannot be given of the science we are
+considering, than that which we may deduce from a reflection of
+Rousseau. "The ancient historians," says he, "are crowded with those
+views of things, from which we may derive the utmost utility, even
+though the facts that suggest them, should be mistaken. But we are
+unskilled to derive any real advantage from history. The critique of
+erudition absorbs every thing; as if it imported us much whether the
+relation were true, provided we could extract from it any useful
+induction. Men of sense ought to regard history as a tissue of fables,
+whose moral is perfectly adapted to the human heart."
+
+The mere external actions of men are not worth the studying: Who would
+have ever thought of going through a course of history, if the science
+were comprised in a set of chronological tables? No: it is the hearts of
+men we should study. It is to their actions, as expressive of
+disposition and character, we should attend. But by what is it that we
+can be advanced thus far, but by specious conjecture, and plausible
+inference? The philosophy of a Sallust, and the sagacity of a Tacitus,
+can only advance us to the regions of probability. But whatever be the
+most perfect mode of historical composition, it is to the simplest
+writers that our youth should be first introduced, writers equally
+distant from the dry detail of Du Fresnoy, and the unrivalled eloquence
+of a Livy. The translation of Plutarch would, in my opinion, form the
+best introduction. As he is not a writer of particular elegance, he
+suffers less from a version, than many others. The Roman revolutions of
+Vertot might very properly fill the second place. Each of these writers
+has this further recommendation, that, at least, in the former part of
+their works, they treat of that simplicity and rectitude of manners of
+the first Greeks and Romans, that furnish the happiest subject that can
+be devised for the initiating youth in the study of history.
+
+Under the restrictions I have laid down, history is of all sciences the
+most simple. It has been ever considered by philosophers, as the porch
+of knowledge. It has ever been treated by men of literature, as the
+relaxation of their feverer pursuits. It leads directly to the most
+important of all attainments, the knowledge of the heart. It introduces
+us, without expence, and without danger, to an acquaintance with manners
+and society. By the most natural advances it points us forward to all
+the depths of science. With the most attractive blandishments it forms
+us by degrees to an inextinguishable thirst of literature.
+
+But there is still an objection remaining, and that the most important
+of all. Let history be stripped as much as you will of every extraneous
+circumstance, let it be narrowed to the utmost simplicity, there is
+still one science previously necessary. It is that of morals. If you see
+nothing in human conduct, but purely the exterior and physical
+movements, what is it that history teaches? Absolutely nothing; and the
+science devoid of interest, becomes incapable of affording either
+pleasure or instruction. We may add, that the more perfectly it is made
+a science of character and biography, the more indispensible is ethical
+examination. But to such an examination it has been doubted whether the
+understandings of children be competent. Upon this question I will beg
+leave to say a few words, and I have done.
+
+It is scarcely necessary to observe, that I do not speak here of ethics
+as an abstract science, but simply as it relates to practice, and the
+oeconomy of human life. Our enquiry therefore is respecting the time at
+which that intuitive faculty is generally awakened, by which we decide
+upon the differences of virtue and vice, and are impelled to applaud the
+one, and condemn the other.
+
+The moment in which the faculty of memory begins to unfold itself, the
+man begins to exist as a moral being. Not long posterior to this, is the
+commencement of prescience and foresight. Rousseau has told us, in his
+animated language, that if a child could escape a whipping, or obtain a
+paper of sweetmeats, by promising to throw himself out at window
+tomorrow, the promise would instantly be made. Nothing is more contrary
+to experience than this. It is true, death, or any such evils, of which
+he has no clear conception, do not strongly affect him in prospect. But
+by the view of that which is palpable and striking, he is as much
+influenced as any man, however extensive his knowledge, however large
+his experience. It is only by seizing upon the activity and earnestness
+incident to youthful pursuits, and totally banishing the idea of what is
+future, that we can destroy its influence. Their minds, like a sheet of
+white paper, are susceptible to every impression. Their brain, uncrouded
+with a thousand confused traces, is a cause, that every impression they
+receive is strong and durable.
+
+The aera of foresight is the aera of imagination, and imagination is the
+grand instrument of virtue. The mind is the seat of pleasure and pain.
+It is not by what we see, but by what we infer and suppose, that we are
+taught, that any being is the object of commiseration. It is by the
+constant return of the mind to the unfortunate object, that we are
+strongly impressed with sympathy. Hence it is that the too frequent
+recurrence of objects of distress, at the same time that it blunts the
+imagination, renders the heart callous and obdurate.
+
+The sentiment that the persons about us have life and feeling as well as
+ourselves, cannot be of very late introduction. It may be forwarded by
+cultivation, but it can scarcely at any rate be very much retarded. For
+this sentiment to become perfectly clear and striking, and to be applied
+in every case that may come before us, must undoubtedly be an affair
+gradual in its progress. From thence to the feelings of right and wrong,
+of compassion and generosity, there is but one step.
+
+It has, I think, been fully demonstrated by that very elegant
+philosopher Mr. Hutcheson, that self-love is not the source of all our
+passions, but that disinterested benevolence has its seat in the human
+heart. At present it is necessary for me to take this for granted. The
+discussion would lead me too far from my subject. What I would infer
+from it is, that benevolent affections are capable of a very early
+commencement. They do not wait to be grafted upon the selfish. They have
+the larger scope in youthful minds, as such have not yet learned those
+refinements of interest, that are incident to persons of longer
+experience.
+
+Accordingly no observation is more common, than that mankind are more
+generous in the earlier periods of their life, and that their affections
+become gradually contracted the farther they advance in the vale of
+years. Confidence, kindness, benevolence, constitute the entire temper
+of youth. And unless these amiable dispositions be blasted in the bud by
+the baneful infusions of ambition, vanity and pride, there is nothing
+with which they would not part, to cherish adversity, and remunerate
+favour.
+
+Hence we may infer, that the general ideas of merit and character are
+perfectly competent to the understanding of children of ten years. False
+glory is the farthest in the world from insinuating its witchcraft into
+the undepraved heart, where the vain and malignant passions have not yet
+erected their standard. It is true, the peculiar sublimities of heroism
+cannot be supposed perfectly within his comprehension. But something of
+this sort, as we have already said, is incident to every step in the
+scale of literature.
+
+But the more perfectly to familiarise to my pupil the understanding and
+digesting whatever he read, I would consider it as an indispensible part
+of my business, to talk over with him familiarly the subjects, that
+might necessarily demand our attention. I would lead him by degrees to
+relate with clearness and precision the story of his author. I would
+induce him to deliver his fair and genuine sentiments upon every action,
+and character that came before us. I would frequently call upon him for
+a plain and simple reason for his opinion. This should always be done
+privately, without ostentation, and without rivalship. Thus, separate
+from the danger of fomenting those passions of envy and pride, that
+prepare at a distance for our youth so many mortifications, and at the
+expence of which too frequently this accomplishment is attained, I would
+train him to deliver his opinion upon every subject with freedom,
+perspicuity and fluency. Without at any time dictating to him the
+sentiments it became him to entertain, I might, with a little honed
+artifice, mould his judgment into the form it was most desirable it
+should take, at the same time that I discovered his genius, and
+ascertained the original propensities of his mind.
+
+It is unnecessary for me to say any thing respecting morals in the other
+sense of the word, I mean as they are connected with the conduct, the
+habits of which we should endeavour to cultivate in a pupil; as that
+subject has been already exhausted. The vices of youth spring not from
+nature, who is equally the kind and blameless mother of all her
+children; they derive from the defects of education. We have already
+endeavoured to shut up all the inlets of vice. We have precluded
+servility and cowardice. We have taken away the motives to concealment
+and falshood. By the liberal indulgence we have prescribed, we have
+laid the foundation of manly spirit, and generous dignity. A continual
+attention to history, accompanied with the cultivation of moral
+discernment, and animated with the examples of heroic virtue, could not
+fail to form the heart of the pupil, to all that is excellent. At the
+same time, by assiduous care, the shoots of vanity and envy might be
+crushed in the bud. Emulation is a dangerous and mistaken principle of
+constancy. Instead of it I would wish to see the connection of pupils,
+consisting only of pleasure and generosity. They should learn to love,
+but not to hate each other. Benevolent actions should not directly be
+preached to them, they should strictly begin in the heart of the
+performer. But when actually done, they should receive the most
+distinguished applause.
+
+Let me be permitted in this place to observe, that the association of a
+small number of pupils seems the most perfect mode of education. There
+is surely something unsuitable to the present state of mankind, in the
+wishing to educate our youth in perfect solitude. Society calls forth a
+thousand powers both of mind and body, that must otherwise rust in
+inactivity. And nothing is more clear from experience, than that there
+is a certain tendency to moral depravation in very large bodies of this
+kind, to which there has not yet been discovered a sufficient remedy.
+
+If, by the pursuit of principles like these, the powers of the
+understanding and the heart might be developed in concert; if the pupils
+were trained at once to knowledge and virtue; if they were enabled to
+look back upon the period of their education, without regretting one
+instance of anxious terror, or capricious severity; if they recollected
+their tutor with gratitude, and thought of their companions, as of those
+generous friends whom they would wish for the associates of their
+life,--in that case, the pains of the preceptor would not be thrown
+away.
+
+FINIS.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE
+
+HERALD OF LITERATURE.
+
+
+[PRICE TWO SHILLINGS.]
+
+
+THE
+
+
+
+HERALD OF LITERATURE;
+
+
+
+OR,
+
+
+
+A REVIEW
+
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+OF THE
+
+
+MOST CONSIDERABLE PUBLICATIONS
+
+
+THAT WILL BE MADE IN THE
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+COURSE OF THE ENSUING WINTER:
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+WITH
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+EXTRACTS.
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+
+ * * * * *
+
+LONDON: PRINTED FOR J. MURRAY, NO. 32, FLEET-STREET.
+
+M DCC LXXXIV.
+
+
+TO THE AUTHORS OF THE MONTHLY AND CRITICAL REVIEWS.
+
+
+GENTLEMEN,
+
+In presenting the following sheets to the public, I hope I shall not be
+considered as encroaching upon that province, which long possession has
+probably taught you to consider as your exclusive right. The labour it
+has cost me, and the many perils I have encountered to bring it to
+perfection, will, I trust, effectually plead my pardon with persons of
+your notorious candour and humanity. Represent to yourselves, Gentlemen,
+I entreat you, the many false keys, bribes to the lacqueys of authors
+that can keep them, and collusions with the booksellers of authors that
+cannot, which were required in the prosecution of this arduous
+undertaking. Imagine to yourselves how often I have shuddered upon the
+verge of petty larceny, and how repeatedly my slumbers have been
+disturbed with visions of the King's-Bench Prison and Clerkenwell
+Bridewell. You, gentlemen, sit in your easy chair, and with the majesty
+of a Minos or an Aeacus, summon the trembling culprits to your bar. But
+though you never knew what fear was, recollect, other men have snuffed a
+candle with their fingers.
+
+But I would not be misunderstood. Heroical as I trust my undertaking
+proves me, I fear no man's censure, and court no man's applause. But I
+look up to you as a respectable body of men, who have long united your
+efforts to reduce the disproportioned members of an ancient republic to
+an happy equality, to give wings to the little emmet of Grub-street, and
+to hew away the excrescences of lawless genius with a hatchet. In this
+character I honour you. That you have assumed it uncompelled and
+self-elected, that you have exercised it undazzled by the _ignis fatuus_
+of genius, is your unfading glory.
+
+Having thus cleared myself from the suspicion of any sinister view, I
+cannot here refrain from presenting you with a peace-offering. Had it
+been in my power to procure gums more costly, or incense more fragrant,
+I would have rendered it more worthy your acceptance.
+
+It has been a subject upon which I have often reflected with
+mortification, that the world is too apt to lay aside your lucubrations
+with the occasions that gave birth to them, and that if they are ever
+opened after, it is only with old magazines by staid matrons over their
+winter fire. Such persons are totally incapable of comparing your
+sentences with the maturer verdict of the public; a comparison that
+would redound so much to your honour. What I design at present, is in
+some measure to remedy an evil, that can never perhaps be entirely
+removed. As the field which is thus opened to me is almost unbounded, I
+will confine myself to two of the most striking examples, in Tristram
+Shandy, and the Rosciad of Churchill.
+
+In the Monthly Review, vol. 24, p, 103, I find these words:
+
+"But your indiscretion, good Mr. Tristram, is not all we complain of in
+the volumes before us. We must tax you with what you will dread above
+the most terrible of all insinuations--nothing less than DULLNESS. Yes,
+indeed, Mr. Tristram, you are dull, _very dull_. Your jaded fancy seems
+to have been exhausted by two pigmy octavos, which scarce contained the
+substance of a twelve-penny pamphlet, and we now find nothing new to
+entertain us."
+
+The following epithets are selected at random. "We are sick--we are
+quite tired--we can no longer bear corporal Trim's
+insipidity--thread-bare--stupid and unaffecting--absolutely
+dull--misapplication of talents--he will unavoidably sink into
+contempt."
+
+The Critical Review, vol II, p. 212, has the following account of the
+Rosciad:
+
+
+ "It is _natural_ for young authors to conceive themselves the
+ cleverest fellows in the world, and withal, that there is not
+ the least degree of merit subsisting but in their own works: It
+ is _natural_ likewise for them to imagine, that they may conceal
+ themselves by appearing in different shapes, and that they are
+ not to be found out by their stile; but little do these
+ _Connoisseurs_ in writing conceive, how easily they are
+ discovered by a veteran in the service. In the title-page to
+ this performance we are told (by way of quaint conceit), that it
+ was written by _the author_; what if it should prove that the
+ Author and the Actor[A] are the same! Certain it is that we meet
+ with the _same_ vein of peculiar humour, the same turn of
+ thought, the same _autophilism_ (there's a new word for you to
+ bring into the next poem) which we meet with in the other;
+ insomuch that we are ready to make the conclusion in the
+ author's own words:
+
+ [Footnote A: _The Actor, a Poem, by Robert Lloyd, Esq._]
+
+
+ Who is it?------LLOYD.
+
+
+ "We will not pretend however absolutely to assert that Mr. L----
+ wrote this poem; but we may venture to affirm, that it is the
+ production, jointly or separately, of the new triumvirate of
+ wits, who never let an opportunity slip of singing their own
+ praises. _Caw me, caw thee_, as Sawney says, and so to it they
+ go, and _scratch_ one another like so many Scotch pedlars."
+
+
+In page 339, I find a passage referred to in the Index, under the head
+of "a notable instance of their candour," retracting their insinuations
+against Lloyd and Colman, and ascribing the poem in a particular vein of
+pleasantry to Mr. Flexney, the bookseller, and Mr. Griffin, the printer.
+Candour certainly did not require that they should acknowledge Mr.
+Churchill, whose name was now inserted in the title-page, as the author,
+or if author of any, at least not of a considerable part of the poem.
+That this was their sense of the matter, appears from their account of
+the apology for the Rosciad, p. 409.
+
+"This is another _Brutum Fulinen_ launched at the Critical Review by one
+Churchill, who it seems is a clergyman, and it must be owned has a knack
+at versification; a bard, who upon the strength of having written a few
+good lines in a thing called _The Rosciad_, swaggers about as if he were
+game-keeper of Parnassus."
+
+P. 410. "This apologist has very little reason to throw out behind
+against the Critical Reviewers, who in mentioning _The Rosciad_, of
+which he calls himself author, commended it in the lump, without
+specifying the bald lines, the false thoughts, and tinsel frippery from
+which it is not entirely free." They conclude with contrasting him with
+Smollet, in comparison of whom he is "a puny antagonist, who must write
+many more poems as good as the Rosciad, before he will be considered as
+a respectable enemy."
+
+Upon these extracts I will beg leave to make two observations.
+
+1. Abstracted from all consideration of the profundity of criticism that
+is displayed, no man can avoid being struck with the humour and
+pleasantry in which they are conceived, or the elegant and gentlemanlike
+language in which they are couched. What can be more natural or more
+ingenuous than to suppose that the persons principally commended in a
+work, were themselves the writers of it? And for that allusion of the
+Scotch pedlars, for my part, I hold it to be inimitable.
+
+2. But what is most admirable is the independent spirit, with which they
+stemmed the torrent of fashion, and forestalled the second thoughts of
+their countrymen. There was a time when Tristram Shandy was applauded,
+and Churchill thought another Dryden. But who reads Tristram now? There
+prevails indeed a certain quaintness, and something "like an affectation
+of being immoderately witty, throughout the whole work." But for real
+humour not a grain. So said the Monthly Reviewers, (v. 21. p. 568.) and
+so says the immortal Knox. Both indeed grant him a slight knack at the
+pathetic; but, if I may venture a prediction, his pretensions to the
+latter will one day appear no better founded, than his pretentions to
+the former.
+
+And then poor Churchill! His satire now appears to be dull and
+pointless. Through his tedious page no modern student can labour. We
+look back, and wonder how the rage of party ever swelled this _thing_
+into a poet. Even the great constellation, from whose tribunal no
+prudent man ever appealed, has excluded him from a kingdom, where Watts
+and Blackmore reign. But Johnson and Knox can by no means compare with
+the Reviewers. These attacked the mountebanks in the very midst of their
+short-lived empire. Those have only brought up the rear of public
+opinion, and damned authors already forgotten. They fought the battles a
+second time, and "again they slew the slain."
+
+Gentlemen,
+
+It would have been easy to add twenty articles to this list. I might
+have selected instances from the later volumes of your entertaining
+works, in which your deviations from the dictates of imaginary taste are
+still more numerous. But I could not have confronted them with the
+decisive verdict of time. The rage of fashion has not yet ceased, and
+the ebullition of blind wonder is not over. I shall therefore leave a
+plentiful crop for such as come after me, who admire you as much as I
+do, and will be contented to labour in the same field.
+
+I have the honour to be,
+
+Gentlemen,
+
+With all veneration,
+
+Your indefatigable reader,
+
+And the humblest of your panegyrists.
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ARTICLE I.
+
+
+_The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. By Edward
+Gibbon, Esq. Vols._ iv, v, vi, vii. 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE II.
+
+
+_The History of America. By William Robertson, D.D. &c. Vols._ iii,
+_and_ iv. 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE III.
+
+
+_Secret History of Theodore Albert Maximilian, Prince of Hohenzollern
+Sigmaringen_. 12mo.
+
+
+ARTICLE IV.
+
+
+_Louisa, or Memoirs of a Lady of Quality. By the Author of Evelina and
+Cecilia. Three vols._ 12mo.
+
+
+ARTICLE V.
+
+
+_The Peasant of Bilidelgerid, a Tale. Two vols. Shandean._
+
+
+ARTICLE VI.
+
+
+_An Essay on Novel, in Three Epistles, inscribed to the Right Honourable
+Lady Craven. By William Hayley, Esq._ 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE VII.
+
+
+_Inkle and Yarico, a Poem. By James Beattie, L.L.D._ 4to.
+
+
+ARTICLE VIII.
+
+
+_The Alchymist, a Comedy, altered from Ben Jonson, by Richard Brinsley
+Sheridan, Esq._
+
+
+ARTICLE IX.
+
+
+_Reflexions upon the present State of the United States of America. By
+Thomas Paine, M.A. &c._ 8vo.
+
+
+ARTICLE X.
+
+
+_Speech of the Right Honourable Edmund Burke, on a Motion for an Address
+of Thanks to his Majesty (on the 28th of November, 1783) for his
+gracious Communication of a Treaty of Commerce concluded between George
+the Third, King, &c. and the United States of America._
+
+
+THE
+
+
+
+HERALD
+
+
+
+OF
+
+
+
+LITERATURE, &C.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+ARTICLE I.
+
+
+THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE. BY EDWARD
+GIBBON, ESQ. VOLS. IV, V, VI, VII. 4TO.
+
+
+We are happy to have it in our power thus early to congratulate the
+public upon the final accomplishment of a work, that must constitute one
+of the greatest ornaments of the present age. We have now before us, in
+one view, and described by the uniform pencil of one historian, the
+stupendous and instructive object of the gradual decline of the greatest
+empire; circumscribed by degrees within the narrow walls of a single
+city; and at length, after the various revolutions of thirteen
+centuries, totally swallowed up in the empire of the Turks. Of this
+term, the events of more than nine hundred years are described in that
+part of our author that now lies before us. It cannot therefore be
+expected, that in the narrow limits we have prescribed to ourselves, we
+should enter into a regular synopsis of the performance, chapter by
+chapter, after the laudable example of our more laborious brother
+reviewers. We will pay our readers the compliment, however unauthorised
+by the venerable seal of custom, of supposing them already informed,
+that Anastasius succeeded Zeno, and Justin Anastasius; that Justinian
+published the celebrated code that is called by his name; and that his
+generals, Belisarius and Narses, were almost constantly victorious over
+the Barbarians, and restored, for a moment, the expiring lustre of the
+empire. We shall confine ourselves to two extracts, relating to subjects
+of the greatest importance, and which we presume calculated, at once to
+gratify and excite the curiosity of the public.
+
+The reign of the emperor Heraclius is perhaps more crowded with events
+of the highest consequence, than that of any other prince in the series.
+It has therefore a proportionable scope allotted it in the plan of Mr.
+Gibbon; who seems to understand better than almost any historian, what
+periods to sketch with a light and active pen, and upon what to dwell
+with minuteness, and dilate his various powers. While we pursue the
+various adventures of Cosroes II., beginning his reign in a flight from
+his capital city; suing for the protection and support of the Greek
+emperor; soon after declaring war against the empire; successively
+conquering Mesopotamia, Armenia, Syria, Palestine, Egypt, and the
+greater part of Natolia; then beaten; a fugitive; and at last murdered
+by his own son; we are unable to conceive of a story more interesting,
+or more worthy of our attention. But in contemplating the rife of the
+Saracen khalifate, and the religion of Mahomet, which immediately
+succeeded these events, we are compelled to acknowledge a more
+astonishing object.
+
+The following is the character of the impostor, as sketched by the
+accurate and judicious pencil of our historian. We will leave it to the
+judgment of our readers, only observing, that Mr. Gibbon has very
+unnecessarily brought Christianity into the comparison; and has perhaps
+touched the errors of the false prophet with a lighter hand, that the
+disparity might be the less apparent.
+
+
+ "But Heraclius had a much more formidable enemy to encounter in
+ the latter part of his reign, than the effeminate and divided
+ Persian. This was the new empire of the Saracens. Ingenious and
+ eloquent, temperate and brave, as had been invariably their
+ national character, they had their exertions concentred, and
+ their courage animated by a legislator, whose institutions may
+ vie, in the importance of their consequences, with those of
+ Solon, Lycurgus, or Numa. Though an impostor, he propagated a
+ religion, which, like the elevated and divine principles of
+ Christianity, was confined to no one nation or country; but even
+ embraced a larger portion of the human race than Christianity
+ itself.
+
+ "Mahomet, the son of Abdallah, was born on the 9th of April,
+ 571, in the city of Mecca. Having been early left an orphan by
+ both parents, he received an hardy and robust education, not
+ tempered by the elegancies of literature, nor much allayed by
+ the indulgencies of natural affection. He was no sooner able to
+ walk, than he was sent naked, with the infant peasantry, to
+ attend the cattle of the village; and was obliged to seek the
+ refreshment of sleep, as well as pursue the occupations of the
+ day, in the open air[A]. He even pretended to be a stranger to
+ the art of writing and reading. But though neglected by those
+ who had the care of his infancy, the youth of this extraordinary
+ personage did not pass away without some of those incidents,
+ which might afford a glimpse of the sublimity of his genius; and
+ some of those prodigies, with which superstition is prompt to
+ adorn the story of the founders of nations, and the conquerors
+ of empires. In the mean time, his understanding was enlarged by
+ travel. It is not to be supposed that he frequented the
+ neighbouring countries, without making some of those profound
+ observations upon the decline of the two great empires of the
+ East and of Persia, which were calculated to expand his views,
+ and to mature his projects. The energies of his mind led him to
+ despise the fopperies of idolatry; and he found the Christians,
+ in the most unfavourable situation, torn into innumerable
+ parties, by the sectaries of Athanasius, Arius, Eutyches,
+ Nestorius. In this situation, he extracted that from every
+ system that bordered most nearly upon the dictates of reason,
+ and framed to himself a sublime doctrine, of which the unity of
+ God, the innocence of moderate enjoyment, the obligation of
+ temperance and munificence, were the leading principles. But it
+ would have contributed little to his purpose, if he had stopped
+ here. Enthusiastically devoted to his extensive designs, and
+ guided by the most consummate art, he pretended to divine
+ communications, related a thousand ridiculous and incredible
+ adventures; and though he constantly refused a prodigy to the
+ importunities of his countrymen, laid claim to several frivolous
+ miracles, and a few thinly scattered prophecies. One of his most
+ artful devices was the delivering the system of his religion,
+ not in one entire code, but in detached essays. This enabled him
+ more than once to new mould the very genius of his religion,
+ without glaringly subjecting himself to the charge of
+ inconsistency. From these fragments, soon after his death, was
+ compiled the celebrated Alcoran. The style of this volume is
+ generally turgid, heavy, monotonous. It is disfigured with
+ childish tales and impossible adventures. But it is frequently
+ figurative, frequently poetical, sometimes sublime. And amidst
+ all its defects, it will remain the greatest of all monuments of
+ uncultivated and illiterate genius.
+
+ [Footnote A: "Abuleda, Chron. p. 27. Boulainvilliers, Vie de
+ Mahomet, b. ii. p. 175. This latter writer exhibits the singular
+ phenomenon of the native of a Christian country, unreasonably
+ prejudiced in favour of the Arabian impostor. That he did not
+ live, however, to finish his curious performance, is the
+ misfortune of the republic of letters." ]
+
+ "The plan was carefully reserved by Mahomet for the mature age
+ of forty years. Thus digested however, and communicated with the
+ nicest art and the most fervid eloquence, he had the
+ mortification to find his converts, at the end of three years,
+ amount to no more than forty persons. But the ardour of this
+ hero was invincible, and his success was finally adequate to his
+ wishes. Previous to the famous aera of his flight from Mecca, he
+ had taught his followers, that they had no defence against the
+ persecution of their enemies, but invincible patience. But the
+ opposition he encountered obliged him to change his maxims. He
+ now inculcated the duty of extirpating the enemies of God, and
+ held forth the powerful allurements of conquest and plunder.
+ With these he united the theological dogma of predestination,
+ and the infallible promise of paradise to such as met their fate
+ in the field of war. By these methods he trained an intrepid and
+ continually increasing army, inflamed with enthusiasm, and
+ greedy of death. He prepared them for the most arduous
+ undertakings, by continual attacks upon travelling caravans and
+ scattered villages: a pursuit, which, though perfectly consonant
+ with the institutions of his ancestors, painted him to the
+ civilized nations of Europe in the obnoxious character of a
+ robber. By degrees however, he proceeded to the greatest
+ enterprizes; and compelled the whole peninsula of Arabia to
+ confess his authority as a prince, and his mission as a prophet.
+ He died, like the Grecian Philip, in the moment, when having
+ brought his native country to co-operate in one undertaking, he
+ meditated the invasion of distant climates, and the destruction
+ of empires.
+
+ "The character of Mahomet however was exceeding different from
+ that of Philip, and far more worthy of the attention of a
+ philosopher. Philip was a mere politician, who employed the
+ cunning of a statesman, and the revenues of a prince, in the
+ corruption of a number of fallen and effeminate republics. But
+ Mahomet, without riches, without rank, without education, by the
+ mere ascendancy of his abilities, subjected by persuasion and
+ force a simple and generous nation that had never been
+ conquered; and laid the foundation of an empire, that extended
+ over half the globe; and a religion, capable of surviving the
+ fate of empires. His schemes were always laid with the truest
+ wisdom. He lived among a people celebrated for subtlety and
+ genius: he never laid himself open to detection. His eloquence
+ was specious, dignified, and persuasive. And he blended with it
+ a lofty enthusiasm, that awed those, whom familiarity might have
+ emboldened, and silenced his enemies. He was simple of
+ demeanour, and ostentatious of munificence. And under these
+ plausible virtues he screened the indulgence of his
+ constitutional propensities. The number of his concubines and
+ his wives has been ambitiously celebrated by Christian writers.
+ He sometimes acquired them by violence and injustice; and he
+ frequently dismissed them without ceremony. His temper does not
+ seem to have been naturally cruel. But we may trace in his
+ conduct the features of a barbarian; and a part of his severity
+ may reasonably be ascribed to the plan of religious conquest
+ that he adopted, and that can never be reconciled with the
+ rights of humanity."
+
+
+After the victories of Omar, and the other successors of Mahomet had in
+a manner stripped the court of Constantinople of all its provinces, the
+Byzantine history dwindles into an object petty and minute. In order to
+vary the scene, and enhance the dignity of his subject, the author
+occasionally takes a prospect of the state of Rome and Italy, under the
+contending powers of the papacy and the new empire of the West. When the
+singular and unparalleled object of the Crusades presents itself, the
+historian embraces the illustrious scene with apparent eagerness, and
+bestows upon it a greater enlargement than might perhaps have been
+expected from the nature of his subject; but not greater, we confidently
+believe, than is calculated to increase the pleasure, that a reader of
+philosophy and taste may derive from the perusal. As the immortal
+Saladin is one of the most distinguished personages in this story, we
+have selected his character, as a specimen of this part of the work.
+
+
+ "No sooner however was the virtuous Noureddin removed by death,
+ than the Christians of the East had their attention still more
+ forcibly alarmed by the progress of the invincible Saladin. He
+ had possessed himself of the government of Egypt; first, under
+ the modest appellation of vizier, and then, with the more august
+ title of soldan. He abolished the dynasty of the Fatemite
+ khalifs. Though Noureddin had been the patron of his family, and
+ the father of his fortunes, yet was that hero no sooner expired,
+ than he invaded the territories of his young and unwarlike
+ successor. He conquered the fertile and populous province of
+ Syria. He compelled the saheb of Mawsel to do him homage. The
+ princes of the Franks already trembled for their possessions,
+ and prepared a new and more solemn embassy, to demand the
+ necessary succours of their European brethren.
+
+ "The qualities of Saladin were gilded with the lustre of
+ conquest; and it has been the singular fortune of this Moslem
+ hero, to be painted in fairer colours by the discordant and
+ astonished Christians, than by those of his own courtiers and
+ countrymen, who may reasonably be supposed to have known him
+ best. He has been compared with Alexander; and tho' he be
+ usually stiled, and with some justice, a barbarian, it does not
+ appear that his character would suffer in the comparison. His
+ conquests were equally splendid; nor did he lead the forces of a
+ brave and generous people, against a nation depressed by
+ slavery, and relaxed with effeminacy. Under his banner Saracen
+ encountered Saracen in equal strife; or the forces of the East
+ were engaged with the firmer and more disciplined armies of the
+ West. Like Alexander, he was liberal to profusion; and while all
+ he possessed seemed the property of his friends, the monarch
+ himself often wanted that, which with unstinted hand he had
+ heaped upon his favourites and dependents. His sentiments were
+ elevated, his manners polite and insinuating, and the affability
+ of his temper was never subdued.
+
+ "But the parallel is exceedingly far from entire. He possessed
+ not the romantic gallantry of the conqueror of Darius; he had
+ none of those ardent and ungovernable passions, through whose
+ medium the victories of Arbela and Issus had transformed the
+ generous hero into the lawless tyrant. It was a maxim to which
+ he uniformly adhered, to accomplish his lofty designs by policy
+ and intrigue, and to leave as little as possible to the unknown
+ caprice of fortune. In his mature age he was temperate, gentle,
+ patient. The passions of his soul, and the necessities of nature
+ were subordinate to the equanimity of his character[A]. His
+ deportment was grave and thoughtful; his religion sincere and
+ enthusiastic. He was ignorant of letters, and despised all
+ learning, that was not theological. The cultivation, that had
+ obtained under the khalifs, had not entirely civilized the
+ genius of Saladin. His maxims of war were indeed the maxims of
+ the age, and ought not to be adopted as a particular imputation.
+ But the action of his striking off with his own hand the head of
+ a Christian prince, who had attacked the defenceless caravan of
+ the pilgrims of Mecca, exhibits to our view all the features of
+ a fierce and untutored barbarian[B] ."
+
+ [Footnote A: Bohaoddin, p. 71. He was an eye witness, and had a
+ considerable share in many of the transactions of Saladin. He is
+ generally accurate, and tolerably impartial. ]
+
+ [Footnote B: Ebn Shohnah, Heg. 589. Abulfarai, Renaudot, p. 243.
+ D'Herbelot, biblioth. orient. art. Togrul, &c. ]
+
+
+As the whole of this excellent work is now before us, it may not be
+impertinent, before we finally take our leave of it, to attempt an idea
+of its celebrated author. We are happy in this place to declare our
+opinion, that no author ever better obeyed the precept of Horace and
+Boileau, in choosing a subject nicely correspondent to the talents he
+possessed. The character of this writer, patient yet elegant, accurate
+in enquiry, acute in reflexion, was peculiarly calculated to trace the
+flow and imperceptible decline of empire, and to throw light upon a
+period, darkened by the barbarism of its heroes, and the confused and
+narrow genius of its authors. In a word, we need not fear to class the
+performance with those that shall do lasting, perhaps immortal, honour,
+to the country by which they have been produced.
+
+But like many other works of this elevated description, the time shall
+certainly come, when the history before us shall no longer be found, but
+in the libraries of the learned, and the cabinets of the curious. At
+present it is equally sought by old and young, the learned and
+unlearned, the macaroni, the peer, and the fine lady, as well as the
+student and scholar. But this is to be ascribed to the rage of fashion.
+The performance is not naturally calculated for general acceptance. It
+is, by the very tenor of the subject, interspersed with a thousand
+minute and elaborate investigations, which, in spite of perspicuous
+method, and classical allusion, will deter the idle, and affright the
+gay.
+
+Nor can we avoid ascribing the undistinguishing and extravagant
+applause, that has been bestowed upon the style, to the same source of
+fashion, the rank, the fortune, the connexions of the writer. It is
+indeed loaded with epithets, and crowded with allusions. But though the
+style be often raised, the thoughts are always calm, equal, and rigidly
+classic. The language is full of art, but perfectly exempt from fire.
+Learning, penetration, accuracy, polish; any thing is rather the
+characteristic of the historian, than the flow of eloquence, and the
+flame of genius. Far therefore from classing him in this respect with
+such writers as the immortal Hume, who have perhaps carried the English
+language to the highest perfection it is capable of reaching; we are
+inclined to rank him below Dr. Johnson, though we are by no means
+insensible to the splendid faults of that admirable writer.
+
+One word perhaps ought to be said respecting Mr. Gibbon's treatment of
+Christianity. His wit is indeed by no means uniformly happy; as where
+for instance, he tells us, that the name of _Le Boeuf_ is remarkably
+apposite to the character of that antiquarian; or where, speaking of the
+indefatigable diligence of Tillemont, he informs us, that "the patient
+and sure-footed mule of the Alps may be trusted in the most slippery
+paths." But allowing every thing for the happiness of his irony, and
+setting aside our private sentiments respecting the justice of its
+application, we cannot help thinking it absolutely incompatible, with
+the laws of history. For our own part, we honestly confess, that we have
+met with more than one passage, that has puzzled us whether it ought to
+be understood in jest or earnest. The irony of a single word he must be
+a churl who would condemn; but the continuance of this figure in serious
+composition, throws truth and falsehood, right and wrong into
+inextricable perplexity.
+
+
+
+ARTICLE II.
+
+
+THE HISTORY OF AMERICA. BY WILLIAM ROBERTSON, D.D.&C. VOLS. III, IV.
+4TO.
+
+
+The expectation of almost all ranks has been as much excited by the
+present performance, as perhaps by almost any publication in the records
+of literature. The press has scarcely been able to keep pace with the
+eagerness of the public, and the third edition is already announced,
+before we have been able to gratify our readers with an account of this
+interesting work. For a great historian to adventure an established name
+upon so recent and arduous a subject, is an instance that has scarcely
+occurred. Reports were sometime ago industriously propagated that Dr.
+Robertson had turned his attention to a very different subject, and even
+when it was generally known that the present work was upon the eve of
+publication, it was still questioned by many, whether a writer, so
+celebrated for prudence, had not declined the more recent part of the
+North American history. The motives of his conduct upon this head as
+they are stated in the preface, we shall here lay before our readers.
+
+"But neither the history of Portuguese America, nor the early history of
+our own settlements, have constituted the most arduous part of the
+present publication. The revolution, which, unfortunately for this
+country, hath recently taken place in the British colonies, hath excited
+the most general attention, at the same time that it hath rendered the
+gratification of public curiosity a matter of as much delicacy as
+necessity. Could this event have been foreseen by me, I should perhaps
+have been more cautious of entering into engagements with the public. To
+embark upon a subject, respecting which the sentiments of my countrymen
+have been so much divided, and the hand of time hath not yet collected
+the verdicts of mankind; while the persons, to whose lot it hath fallen
+to act the principal parts upon the scene, are almost all living; is a
+task that prudence might perhaps refuse, and modesty decline. But
+circumstanced as I was, I have chosen rather to consider these
+peculiarities as pleas for the candour of my readers, than as motives to
+withdraw myself from so important an undertaking. I should ill deserve
+the indulgence I have experienced from the public, were I capable of
+withdrawing from a task by which their curiosity might be gratified,
+from any private inducements of inconvenience or difficulty."
+
+We have already said, and the reader will have frequent occasion to
+recollect it, that we by no means generally intend an analysis of the
+several works that may come before us. In the present instance, we do
+not apprehend that we shall lay ourselves open to much blame, by passing
+over in silence the discoveries of Vespusius, and the conquests of
+Baretto; and laying before our readers some extracts from the history of
+the late war. It is impossible not to remark that the subject is treated
+with much caution, and that, though the sentiments of a royalist be
+every where conspicuous, they are those of a royalist, moderated by
+misfortune and defeat.
+
+The following is Dr. Robertson's account of the declaration of
+independence.
+
+
+ "It is by this time sufficiently visible, that the men, who took
+ upon themselves to be most active in directing the American
+ counsels, were men of deep design and extensive ambition, who by
+ no means confined their views to the redress of those grievances
+ of which they complained, and which served them for instruments
+ in the pursuit of objects less popular and specious. By degrees
+ they sought to undermine the allegiance, and dissolve the ties,
+ which connected the colonies with the parent country of Britain.
+ Every step that was taken by her ministry to restore tranquility
+ to the empire, was artfully misrepresented by the zealots of
+ faction. Every unguarded expression, or unfortunate measure of
+ irritation was exaggerated by leaders, who considered their own
+ honour and dignity as inseparable from further advances, and
+ predicted treachery and insult as the consequences of
+ retreating. They now imagined they had met with a favourable
+ opportunity for proceeding to extremities. Their influence was
+ greatest in the general congress, and by their means a circular
+ manifesto was issued by that assembly intended to ascertain the
+ disposition of the several colonies respecting a declaration of
+ independence.
+
+ "They called their countrymen to witness how real had been their
+ grievances, and how moderate their claims. They said, it was
+ impossible to have proceeded with more temper or greater
+ deliberation, but that their complaints had been constantly
+ superseded, their petitions to the throne rejected. The
+ administration of Great Britain had not hesitated to attempt to
+ starve them into surrender, and having miscarried in this, they
+ were ready to employ the whole force of their country, with all
+ the foreign auxiliaries they could obtain, in prosecution of
+ their unjust and tyrannical purposes. They were precipitated, it
+ was said, by Britain into a state of hostility, and there no
+ longer remained for them a liberty of choice. They must either
+ throw down their arms, and expect the clemency of men who had
+ acted as the enemies of their rights; or they must consider
+ themselves as in a state of warfare, and abide by the
+ consequences of that state. Warfare involved independency.
+ Without this their efforts must be irregular, feeble, and
+ without all prospect of success; they could possess no power to
+ suppress mutinies, or to punish conspiracies; nor could they
+ expect countenance and support from any of the states of Europe,
+ however they might be inclined to favour them, while they
+ acknowledged themselves to be subjects, and it was uncertain how
+ soon they might sacrifice their friends and allies to the hopes
+ of a reunion. To look back, they were told, to the king of
+ England, after all the insults they had experienced, and the
+ hostilities that were begun, would be the height of
+ pusillanimity and weakness. They were bid to think a little for
+ their posterity, who by the irreversible laws of nature and
+ situation, could have no alternative left them but to be slaves
+ or independent. Finally, many subtle reasonings were alledged,
+ to evince the advantages they must derive from intrinsic
+ legislation, and general commerce.
+
+ "On the other hand, the middle and temperate party, represented
+ this step as unnecessary, uncertain in its benefits, and
+ irretrievable in its consequences. They expatiated on the
+ advantages that had long been experienced by the colonists from
+ the fostering care of Great Britain, the generosity of the
+ efforts she had made to protect them, and the happiness they had
+ known under her auspicious patronage. They represented their
+ doubt of the ability of the colonies to defend themselves
+ without her alliance. They stated the necessity of a common
+ superior to balance the separate and discordant interests of the
+ different provinces. They dwelt upon the miseries of an internal
+ and doubtful struggle. Determined never to depart from the
+ assertion of what they considered as their indefeasible right,
+ they would incessantly besiege the throne with their humble
+ remonstrances. They would seek the clemency of England, rather
+ than the alliance of those powers, whom they conceived to be the
+ real enemies of both; nor would they ever be accessory to the
+ shutting up the door of reconciliation.
+
+ "But the voice of moderation is seldom heard amidst the
+ turbulence of civil dissention. Violent counsels prevailed. The
+ decisive and irrevocable step was made on the 4th of July 1776.
+ It remains with posterity to decide upon its merits. Since that
+ time it has indeed received the sanction of military success;
+ but whatever consequences it may produce to America, the fatal
+ day must ever be regretted by every sincere friend to the
+ British empire."
+
+
+The other extract we shall select is from the story of Lord Cornwallis's
+surrender in Virginia, and the consequent termination of the American
+war.
+
+
+ "The loss of these redoubts may be considered as deciding the
+ fate of the British troops. The post was indeed originally so
+ weak and insufficient to resist the force that attacked it, that
+ nothing but the assured expectation of relief from the garrison
+ of New York, could have induced the commander to undertake its
+ defence, and calmly to wait the approaches of the enemy. An
+ officer of so unquestionable gallantry would, rather have
+ hazarded an encounter in the field, and trusted his adventure to
+ the decision of fortune, than by cooping his army in so
+ inadequate a fortress, to have prepared for them inevitable
+ misfortune and disgrace. But with the expectations he had been
+ induced to form, he did not think himself justified in having
+ recourse to desperate expedients.
+
+ "These hopes were now at an end. The enemy had already silenced
+ his batteries. Nothing remained to hinder them from completing
+ their second parallel, three hundred yards nearer to the
+ besieged than the first. His lordship had received no
+ intelligence of the approach of succours, and a probability did
+ not remain that he could defend his station till such time as he
+ could expect their arrival. Thus circumstanced, with the
+ magnanimity peculiar to him, he wrote to Sir Henry Clinton, to
+ acquaint him with the posture of his affairs, and to recommend
+ to the fleet and the army that they should not make any great
+ risk in endeavouring to extricate them.
+
+ "But although he regarded his situation as hopeless, he did not
+ neglect any effort becoming a general, to lengthen the siege,
+ and procrastinate the necessity of a surrender, if it was
+ impossible finally to prevent it. The number of his troops
+ seemed scarcely sufficient to countenance a considerable sally,
+ but the emergency was so critical, that he ordered about three
+ hundred and fifty men, on the morning of the 16th, to attack the
+ batteries that appeared to be in the greatest forwardness, and
+ to spike their guns. The assault was impetuous and successful.
+ But either from their having executed the business upon which
+ they were sent in a hasty and imperfect manner, or from the
+ activity and industry of the enemy, the damage was repaired, and
+ the batteries completed before evening.
+
+ "One choice only remained. To carry the troops across to
+ Gloucester Point, and make one last effort to escape. Boats were
+ accordingly prepared, and at ten o'clock at night the army began
+ to embark. The first embarkation arrived in safety. The greater
+ part of the troops were already landed. At this critical moment
+ of hope and apprehension, of expectation and danger, the
+ weather, which had hitherto been moderate and calm, suddenly
+ changed; the sky was clouded, the wind rose and a violent storm
+ ensued. The boats with the remaining troops were borne down the
+ stream. To complete the anxiety and danger, the batteries of the
+ enemy were opened, the day dawned, and their efforts were
+ directed against the northern shore of the river. Nothing could
+ be hoped, but the escape of the boats, and the safety of the
+ troops. They were brought back without much loss, and every
+ thing was replaced in its former situation.
+
+ "Every thing now verged to the dreaded crisis. The fire of the
+ besiegers was heavy and unintermitted. The British could not
+ return a gun, and the shells, their last resource, were nearly
+ exhausted. They were themselves worn down with sickness and
+ continual watching. A few hours it appeared must infallibly
+ decide their fate. And if any thing were still wanting, the
+ French ships which had entered the mouth of the river, seemed
+ prepared to second the general assault on their side. In this
+ situation, lord Cornwallis, not less calm and humane, than he
+ was intrepid, chose not to sacrifice the lives of so many brave
+ men to a point of honour, but the same day proposed to general
+ Washington a cessation of twenty four hours, in order mutually
+ to adjust the terms of capitulation.
+
+ "The troops which surrendered in the posts of York and
+ Gloucester amounted to between five and six thousand men, but
+ there were not above three thousand eight hundred of these in a
+ capacity for actual service. They were all obliged to become
+ prisoners of war. Fifteen hundred seamen were included in the
+ capitulation. The commander, unable to obtain terms for the
+ loyal Americans, was obliged to have recourse to a sloop,
+ appointed to carry his dispatches, and which he stipulated
+ should pass unsearched, to convey them to New York. The British
+ fleet and army arrived off the Chesapeak five days after the
+ surrender. Having learned the melancholy fate of their
+ countrymen, they were obliged to return, without effecting any
+ thing, to their former station.
+
+ "Such was the catastrophe of an army, that in intrepidity of
+ exertion, and the patient endurance of the most mortifying
+ reverses, are scarcely to be equalled by any thing that is to be
+ met with in history. The applause they have received
+ undiminished by their subsequent misfortunes, should teach us to
+ exclaim less upon the precariousness of fame, and animate us
+ with the assurance that heroism and constancy can never be
+ wholly disappointed of their reward."
+
+
+The publication before us is written with that laudable industry, which
+ought ever to distinguish a great historian. The author appears to have
+had access to some of the best sources of information; and has
+frequently thrown that light upon a recent story, which is seldom to be
+expected, but from the developements of time, and the researches of
+progressive generations.
+
+We cannot bestow equal praise upon his impartiality. Conscious however
+and reserved upon general questions, the historian has restricted
+himself almost entirely to the narrative form, and has seldom indulged
+us with, what we esteem the principal ornament of elegant history,
+reflexion and character. The situation of Dr. Robertson may suggest to
+us an obvious, though incompetent, motive in the present instance.
+Writing for his contemporaries and countrymen, he could not treat the
+resistance of America, as the respectable struggle of an emerging
+nation. Writing for posterity, he could not denominate treason and
+rebellion, that which success, at least, had stamped with the signatures
+of gallantry and applause. But such could not have been the motives of
+the writer in that part of the history of America, which was given to
+the world some years ago. Perhaps Dr. Robertson was willing to try, how
+far his abilities could render the most naked story agreeable and
+interesting. We will allow him to have succeeded. But we could well have
+spared the experiment.
+
+The style of this performance is sweet and eloquent. We hope however
+that we shall not expose ourselves to the charge of fastidiousness, when
+we complain that it is rather too uniformly so. The narrative is indeed
+occasionally enlivened, and the language picturesque. But in general we
+search in vain for some roughness to relieve the eye, and some sharpness
+to provoke the palate. One full and sweeping period succeeds another,
+and though pleased and gratified at first, the attention gradually
+becomes languid.
+
+It would not perhaps be an unentertaining employment to compare the
+style of Dr. Robertson's present work with that of his first
+publication, the admired History of Scotland. The language of that
+performance is indeed interspersed with provincial and inelegant modes
+of expression, and the periods are often unskilfully divided. But it has
+a vigour and spirit, to which such faults are easily pardoned. We can
+say of it, what we can scarcely say of any of the author's later
+publications, that he has thrown his whole strength into it.
+
+In that instance however he entered the lists with almost the only
+historian, with whom Dr. Robertson must appear to disadvantage, the
+incomparable Hume. In the comparison, we cannot but acknowledge that the
+eloquence of the former speaks the professor, not the man of the world.
+He reasons indeed, but it is with the reasons of logic; and not with the
+acuteness of philosophy, and the intuition of genius. Let not the living
+historian be offended. To be second to Hume, in our opinion might
+satisfy the ambition of a Livy or a Tacitus.
+
+
+
+ARTICLE III.
+
+
+SECRET HISTORY OF THEODORE ALBERT MAXIMILIAN, PRINCE OF HOHENZOLLERN
+SIGMARINGEN. 12MO.
+
+
+This agreeable tale appears to be the production of the noble author of
+the Modern Anecdote. It is told with the same humour and careless
+vivacity. The design is to ridicule the cold pedantry that judges of
+youth, without making any allowance for the warmth of inexperience, and
+the charms of beauty. Such readers as take up a book merely for
+entertainment, and do not quarrel with an author that does not
+scrupulously confine himself within the limits of moral instruction,
+will infallibly find their account in it.
+
+The following specimen will give some idea of the manner in which the
+story is told.
+
+"The learned Bertram was much scandalized at the dissipation that
+prevailed in the court of Hohenzollern. He was credibly informed that
+the lord treasurer of the principality, who had no less than a revenue
+of 109l. 7s. 10-3/4d. committed to his management, sometimes forgot the
+cares of an exchequer in the arms of a mistress. Nay, fame had even
+whispered in his ear, that the reverend confessor himself had an
+intrigue with a certain cook-maid. But that which beyond all things,
+afflicted him was the amour of Theodore with the beautiful Wilhelmina.
+What, cried he, when he ruminated upon the subject, can it be excusable
+in the learned Bertram, whose reputation has filled a fourth part of the
+circle of Swabia, who twice bore away the prize in the university of
+Otweiler, to pass these crying sins in silence? It shall not be said.
+Thus animated, he strided away to the antichamber of Theodore. Theodore,
+who was all graciousness, venerated the reputation of Bertram, and
+ordered him to be instantly admitted. The eyes of the philosopher
+flashed with anger. Most noble prince, cried he, I am come to inform
+you, that you must immediately break with the beautiful Wilhelmina.
+Theodore stared, but made no answer. The vices of your highness, said
+Bertram, awake my indignation. While you toy away your hours in the lap
+of a w----e, the vast principality of Hohenzollern Sigmaringen hastens
+to its fall. Reflect, my lord; three villages, seven hamlets, and near
+eleven grange houses and cottages, depend upon you for their political
+prosperity. Alas, thought Theodore, what are grange houses and cottages
+compared with the charms of Wilhelmina? Shall the lewd tricks of a
+wanton make you forget the jealous projects of the prince of
+Hohenzollern Hechingen, the elder branch of your illustrious house?
+Theodore pulled out his watch, that he might not outstay his
+appointment. My lord, continued Bertram, ruin impends over you. Two
+peasants of the district of Etwingen have already been seduced from
+their loyalty, a nail that supported the chart of your principality has
+fallen upon the ground, and your father confessor is in bed with a
+cook-maid. Theodore held forth his hand for Bertram to kiss, and flew
+upon the wings of desire to the habitation of Wilhelmina."
+
+
+
+ARTICLE IV.
+
+
+LOUISA, OR MEMOIRS OF A LADY OF QUALITY. BY THE AUTHOR OF EVELINA AND
+CECILIA. 3 VOLS. 12MO.
+
+
+There scarcely seems to exist a more original genius in the present age
+than this celebrated writer. In the performances with which she has
+already entertained the public, we cannot so much as trace a feature of
+her illustrious predecessors; the fable, the characters, the incidents
+are all her own. In the mean time they are not less happy, than they are
+new. A Belfield, a Monckton, a Morrice, and several other personages of
+the admired Cecilia, will scarcely yield to the most finished draughts
+of the greatest writers. In comedy, in tragedy, Miss Burney alike
+excels. And the union of them both in the Vauxhall scene of the death of
+Harrel ranks among the first efforts of human genius. Of consequence we
+may safely pronounce that the reputation of this lady is by no means
+dependent upon fashion or caprice, but will last as long as there is
+understanding to discern, and taste to relish the beauties of fiction.
+
+It must be acknowledged that her defects are scarcely less conspicuous
+than her excellencies. In her underplots she generally miscarries. We
+can trace nothing of Miss Burney in the stories of Macartney, Albany,
+and the Hills. Her comedy sometimes deviates into farce. The character
+of Briggs in particular, though it very successfully excites our
+laughter, certainly deforms a work, which in its principal constituents
+ranks in the very highest species of composition. Her style is often
+affected, and in the serious is sometimes so laboured and figurative, as
+to cost the reader a very strict attention to discover the meaning,
+without perfectly repaying his trouble. These faults are most
+conspicuous in Cecilia, which upon the whole we esteem by much her
+greatest performance. In Evelina she wrote more from inartificial
+nature. And we are happy to observe in the present publication, that the
+masculine sense, by which Miss Burney is distinguished, has raised her
+almost wholly above these little errors. The style of Louisa is more
+polished than that of Evelina, and more consonant to true taste than
+that of Cecilia.
+
+The principal story of Louisa, like that of Cecilia, is very simple, but
+adorned with a thousand beautiful episodes. As the great action of the
+latter is Cecilia's sacrifice of fortune to a virtuous and laudable
+attachment, so that of the former is the sacrifice of rank, in the
+marriage of the heroine to a young man of the most distinguished merit,
+but neither conspicuous by birth, nor favoured by fortune. The event,
+romantic and inconsistent with the manners of polished society as it may
+appear, is introduced by such a train of incidents, that it is
+impossible not to commend and admire the conduct of the heroine.
+
+Her character is that of inflexible vivacity and wit, accompanied with a
+spice of coquetry and affectation. And though this line of portrait
+seemed exhausted by Congreve and Richardson, we will venture to
+pronounce Louisa a perfect original. It is impossible to describe such a
+character in the abstract without recollecting Millamant and Lady G. But
+in reading this most agreeable novel, you scarcely think of either. As
+there is no imitation, so there are not two expressions in the work,
+that can lead from one to the other. Louisa is more amiable than the
+former, and more delicate and feminine than the latter.
+
+Mr. Burchel, the happy lover, is an author, a young man of infinite
+genius, of romantic honour, of unbounded generosity. Lord Raymond, the
+brother of Louisa, becomes acquainted with him in his travels, by an
+incident in which Mr. Burchel does him the most essential service. Being
+afterwards introduced to his sister, and being deeply smitten with her
+beauty and accomplishments, he quits the house of lord Raymond abruptly,
+with a determination entirely to drop his connexion. Sometime after, in
+a casual and unexpected meeting, he saves the life of his mistress. In
+the conclusion, his unparalleled merit, and his repeated services
+surmount every obstacle to an union.
+
+Besides these two there are many other characters happily imagined.
+Louisa is involved in considerable distress previous to the final
+catastrophe. The manner in which her gay and sportive character is
+supported in these scenes is beyond all commendation. But the extract we
+shall give, as most singular in its nature, relates to another
+considerable female personage, Olivia. As the humour of Louisa is lively
+and fashionable, that of Olivia is serious and romantic. Educated in
+perfect solitude, she is completely ignorant of modern manners, and
+entertains the most sovereign contempt for them. Full of sentiment and
+sensibility, she is strongly susceptible to every impression, and her
+conduct is wholly governed by her feelings. Trembling at every leaf, and
+agonized at the smallest accident, she is yet capable, from singularity
+of thinking, of enterprises the most bold and unaccountable. Conformably
+to this temper, struck with the character of Burchel, and ravished with
+his address and behaviour, she plans the most extraordinary attempt upon
+his person. By her orders he is surprised in a solitary excursion, after
+some resistance actually seized, and conducted blindfold to the house of
+his fair admirer. Olivia now appears, professes her attachment, and lays
+her fortune, which is very considerable, at his feet. Unwilling however
+to take him by surprise, she allows him a day for deliberation, and
+insists upon his delivering at the expiration of it, an honest and
+impartial answer. His entertainment is sumptuous.
+
+In the mean time, a peasant, who at a distance was witness to the
+violence committed upon Burchel, and had traced him to the house of
+Olivia, carries the account of what he had seen to Raymond Place. The
+company, which, in the absence of lord Raymond, consisted of Louisa, Mr.
+Bromley, an uncle, Sir Charles Somerville, a suitor, and Mr. Townshend,
+a sarcastic wit, determine to set off the next morning for the house of
+the ravisher. This is the scene which follows.
+
+
+ "Alarmed at the bustle upon the stairs, Olivia, more dead than
+ alive, pressed the hand of Burchel with a look of inexpressible
+ astonishment and mortification, and withdrew to the adjoining
+ apartment.
+
+ "The door instantly flew open. Burchel advanced irresolutely a
+ few steps towards the company, bowed, and was silent.
+
+ "The person that first entered was Mr. Bromley. He instantly
+ seized hold of Burchel, and shook him very heartily by the hand.
+
+ "Ha, my boy, said he, have we found you? Well, and how? safe and
+ sound? Eh? clapping him upon the shoulder.
+
+ "At your service, sir, answered Burchel, with an air of
+ embarrassment and hesitation.
+
+ "It was not altogether the right thing, methinks, to leave us
+ all without saying why, or wherefore, and stay out all night.
+ Why we thought you had been murdered. My niece here has been in
+ hysterics.
+
+ "'Pon honour, cried sir Charles, you are very facetious. But we
+ heard, Mr. Burchel, you were ran away with. It must have been
+ very alarming. I vow, I should have been quite fluttered. Pray,
+ sir, how was it?
+
+ "Why, indeed, interposed Mr. Townshend, the very relation seemed
+ to disturb sir Charles. For my part, I was more alarmed for him
+ than for Miss Bromley.
+
+ "Well, but, returned Bromley, impatiently, it is a queer affair.
+ I hope as the lady went so far, you were not shy. You have not
+ spoiled all, and affronted her.
+
+ "Oh, surely not, exclaimed Townshend, you do not suspect him of
+ being such a boor. Doubtless every thing is settled by this
+ time. The lady has a fine fortune, Burchel; poets do not meet
+ with such every day; Miss Bromley, you look pale.
+
+ "Ha! Ha! Ha! you do me infinite honour, cried Louisa, making him
+ a droll curtesy; what think you, sir Charles?
+
+ "'Pon my soul, I never saw you look so bewitchingly.
+
+ "Well, but my lad, cried Bromley, you say nothing, don't answer
+ a single question. What, mum's the word, eh?
+
+ "Indeed, sir, I do not know,--I do not understand--the affair is
+ entirely a mystery to myself--it is in the power of no one but
+ Miss Seymour to explain it.
+
+ "Well, and where is she? where is she?
+
+ "O I will go and look her, cried Louisa; will you come, Sir
+ Charles; and immediately tripped out of the room. Sir Charles
+ followed.
+
+ "Olivia had remained in too much confusion to withdraw farther
+ than the next room; and upon this new intrusion, she threw
+ herself upon a sopha, and covered her face with her hands.
+
+ "O here is the stray bird, exclaimed Louisa, fluttering in the
+ meshes.
+
+ "Mr. Bromley immediately entered; Mr. Townshend followed;
+ Burchel brought up the rear.
+
+ "My dearest creature, cried Louisa, do not be alarmed. We are
+ come to wish you joy; and seized one of her hands.
+
+ "Well, but where's the parson? exclaimed Bromley--What, has
+ grace been said, the collation served, and the cloth removed?
+ Upon my word, you have been very expeditious, Miss.
+
+ "My God, Bromley, said Townshend, do not reflect so much upon
+ the ladies modesty. I will stake my life they were not to have
+ been married these three days.
+
+ "Olivia now rose from the sopha in unspeakable agitation, and
+ endeavoured to defend herself. Gentlemen, assure
+ yourselves,--give me leave to protest to you,--indeed you will
+ be sorry--you are mistaken------Oh Miss Bromley, added she, in a
+ piercing voice, and threw her arms eagerly about the neck of
+ Louisa.
+
+ "Mind them not, my dear, said Louisa; you know, gentlemen, Miss
+ Seymour is studious; it was a point in philosophy she wished to
+ settle; that's all, Olivia; and kissed her cheek.
+
+ "Or perhaps, added Townshend,--the lady is young and
+ inexperienced--she wanted a comment upon the bower scene in
+ Cleopatra.
+
+ "Olivia suddenly raised her head and came forward, still leaning
+ one arm upon Louisa. Hear me, cried she; I will be heard. What
+ have I done that would expose me to the lash of each unlicenced
+ tongue? What has there been in any hour of my life, upon which
+ for calumny to fix her stain? Of what loose word, of what act of
+ levity and dissipation can I be convicted? Have I not lived in
+ the solitude of a recluse? Oh, fortune, hard and unexampled!
+
+ "Deuce take me, cried sir Charles, whispering Townshend, if I
+ ever saw any thing so handsome.
+
+ "Olivia stood in a posture firm and collected, her bosom heaving
+ with resentment; but her face was covered with blushes, and her
+ eyes were languishing and sorrowful.
+
+ "For the present unfortunate affair I will acknowledge the
+ truth. Mr. Burchel to me appeared endowed with every esteemable
+ accomplishment, brave, generous, learned, imaginative, and
+ tender. By what nobler qualities could a female heart be won?
+ Fashion, I am told, requires that we should not make the
+ advances. I reck not fashion, and have never been her slave.
+ Fortune has thrown him at a distance from me. It should have
+ been my boast to trample upon her imaginary distinctions. I
+ would never have forced an unwilling hand. But if constancy,
+ simplicity and regard could have won a heart, his heart had been
+ mine. I know that the succession of external objects would have
+ made the artless virtues of Olivia pass unheeded. It was for
+ that I formed my little plan. I will not blush for a scheme that
+ no bad passion prompted. But it is over, and I will return to my
+ beloved solitude with what unconcern I may. God bless you, Mr.
+ Burchel; I never meant you any harm: and in saying this, she
+ advanced two steps forward, and laid her hand on his.
+
+ "Burchel, without knowing what he did, fell on one knee and
+ kissed it.
+
+ "This action revived the confusion of Olivia; she retreated, and
+ Louisa took hold of her arm. Will you retire, said Louisa? You
+ are a sweet good creature. Olivia assented, advanced a few steps
+ forward, and then with her head half averted, took a parting
+ glance at Burchel, and hurried away.
+
+ "A strange girl this, said Bromley! Devil take me, if I know
+ what to make of her.
+
+ "I vow, cried sir Charles, I am acquainted with all the coteries
+ in town, and never met with any thing like her.
+
+ "Why, she is as coming, rejoined the squire, as a milk-maid, and
+ yet I do not know how she has something that dashes one too.
+
+ "Ah, cried sir Charles, shaking his head, she has nothing of the
+ manners of the _grand monde_.
+
+ "That I can say nothing to, said Bromley, but, in my mind, her
+ behaviour is gracious and agreeable enough, if her conduct were
+ not so out of the way.
+
+ "What think you, Burchel, said Townshend, she is handsome,
+ innocent, good tempered and rich; excellent qualities, let me
+ tell you, for a wife.
+
+ "I think her, said Burchel, more than you say. Her disposition
+ is amiable, and her character exquisitely sweet and feminine.
+ She is capable of every thing generous and admirable. A false
+ education, and visionary sentiments, to which she will probably
+ one day be superior, have rendered her for the present an object
+ of pity. But, though I loved her, I should despise my own heart,
+ if it were capable of taking advantage of her inexperience, to
+ seduce her to a match so unequal.
+
+ "At this instant Louisa re-entered, and making the excuses of
+ Olivia, the company returned to the carriage, sir Charles
+ mounted on horseback as he came, and they carried off the hero
+ in triumph."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE V.
+
+
+THE PEASANT OF BILIDELGERID, A TALE.
+
+
+2 VOLS. SHANDEAN.
+
+This is the only instance in which we shall take the liberty to announce
+to the public an author hitherto unknown. Thus situated, we shall not
+presume to prejudice our readers either ways concerning him, but shall
+simply relate the general plan of the work.
+
+It attempts a combination, which has so happily succeeded with the
+preceding writer, of the comic and the pathetic. The latter however is
+the principal object. The hero is intended for a personage in the
+highest degree lovely and interesting, who in his earliest bloom of
+youth is subjected to the most grievous calamities, and terminates them
+not but by an untimely death. The writer seems to have apprehended that
+a dash of humour was requisite to render his story in the highest degree
+interesting. And he has spared no exertion of any kind of which he was
+capable, for accomplishing this purpose.
+
+The scene is laid in Egypt and the adjacent countries. The peasant is
+the son of the celebrated Saladin. The author has exercised his
+imagination in painting the manners of the times and climates of which
+he writes.
+
+
+
+ARTICLE VI.
+
+
+AN ESSAY ON NOVEL, IN THREE EPISTLES INSCRIBED TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
+LADY CRAVEN, BY WILL. HAYLEY, ESQ. 4TO.
+
+
+The public has been for some time agreed that Mr. Hayley is the first of
+English poets. Envy herself scarcely dares utter a dissentient murmur,
+and even generous emulation turns pale at the mention of his name. His
+productions, allowing for the very recent period in which he commenced
+author, are rather numerous. A saturnine critic might be apt to suspect
+that they were also hasty, were not the loftiness of their conceptions,
+the majesty of their style, the richness of their imagination, and above
+all, the energy both of their thoughts and language so conspicuous, that
+we may defy any man of taste to rise from the perusal, and say, that all
+the study and consideration in the world could possibly have made them
+better. After a course however of unremitted industry, Mr. Hayley seemed
+to have relaxed, and to the eternal mortification of the literary world,
+last winter could not boast a single production of the prince of song.
+The muses have now paid us another visit. We are very sensible of our
+incapacity to speak, or even think of this writer with prosaic phlegm;
+we cannot however avoid pronouncing, that, in our humble opinion, Mr.
+Hayley has now outdone all his former outdoings, and greatly repaid us
+for the absence we so dearly mourned.
+
+We are sensible that it is unbecoming the character of a critic to lay
+himself out in general and vague declamation. It is also within the laws
+of possibility, that an incurious or unpoetical humour in some of our
+readers, and (ah me, the luckless day!) penury in others, may have
+occasioned their turning over the drowsy pages of the review, before
+they have perused the original work. Some account of the plan, and a
+specimen of the execution may therefore be expected.
+
+The first may be dispatched in two words. The design is almost exactly
+analogous to that of the Essay on History, which has been so much
+celebrated. The author triumphs in the novelty of his subject, and pays
+a very elegant compliment to modern times, as having been in a manner
+the sole inventors of this admirable species of composition, of which he
+has undertaken to deliver the precepts. He deduces the pedigree of novel
+through several generations from Homer and Calliope. He then undertakes
+to characterise the most considerable writers in this line. He discusses
+with much learning, and all the logical subtlety so proper to the
+didactic muse, the pretensions of the Cyropedia of Xenophon; but at
+length rejects it as containing nothing but what was literally true, and
+therefore belonging to the class of history. He is very eloquent upon
+the Shepherd of Hermas, Theagenes and Chariclea, and the Ethiopics of
+Heliodorus. Turpin, Scudery, Cotterel, Sidney, the countess D'Anois, and
+"all such writers as were never read," next pass in review. Boccace and
+Cervantes occupy a very principal place. The modern French writers of
+fictitious history from Fenelon to Voltaire, close the first epistle.
+The second is devoted to English authors. The third to the laws of novel
+writing.
+
+We shall present our readers, as a specimen, with the character of that
+accomplished writer, John Bunyan, whom the poet has generously rescued
+from that contempt which fashionable manners, and fashionable
+licentiousness had cast upon him.
+
+
+ "See in the front of Britain's honour'd band,
+ The author of the Pilgrim's Progress stand.
+ Though, sunk in shades of intellectual night,
+ He boasted but the simplest arts, to read and write;
+ Though false religion hold him in her chains,
+ His judgment weakens and his heart restrains:
+ Yet fancy's richest beams illum'd his mind,
+ And honest virtue his mistakes refin'd.
+ The poor and the illiterate he address'd;
+ The poor and the illiterate call him blest.
+ Blest he the man that taught the poor to pray,
+ That shed on adverse fate religion's day,
+ That wash'd the clotted tear from sorrow's face,
+ Recall'd the rambler to the heavenly race,
+ Dispell'd the murky clouds of discontent,
+ And read the lore of patience wheresoe'er he went."
+
+
+Amidst the spirited beauties of this passage, it is impossible not to
+consider some as particularly conspicuous. How strong and nervous the
+second and fourth lines! How happily expressive the two Alexandrines!
+What a luminous idea does the epithet "murky" present to us! How
+original and picturesque that of the "clotted tear!" If the same
+expression be found in the Ode to Howard, let it however be considered,
+that the exact propriety of that image to wash it from the face (for how
+else, candid reader, could a tear already clotted be removed) is a clear
+improvement, and certainly entitles the author to a repetition. Lastly,
+how consistent the assemblage, how admirable the climax in the last six
+lines! Incomparable they might appear, but we recollect a passage nearly
+equal in the Essay on History,
+
+
+ "_Wild_ as thy _feeble_ Metaphysic page,
+ Thy History _rambles_ into _Steptic rage_;
+ Whose giddy and fantastic _dreams abuse_,
+ A Hampden's Virtue and a Shakespeare's Muse."
+
+
+How elevated the turn of this passage! To be at once luxuriant and
+feeble, and to lose one's way till we get into a passion, (with our
+guide, I suppose) is peculiar to a poetic subject. It is impossible to
+mistake this for prose. Then how pathetic the conclusion! What hard
+heart can refuse its compassion to personages _abused_ by a _dream_, and
+that dream the _dream of a History!_
+
+Oh, wonderful poet, thou shalt be immortal, if my eulogiums can make
+thee so! To thee thine own rhyme shall never be applied, (_Dii, avertite
+omen_).
+
+
+ "Already, pierc'd by freedom's searching rays,
+ The waxen fabric of his fame decays!"
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE VII.
+
+
+INKLE AND YARICO, A POEM, BY JAMES BEATTIE, L.L.D. 4TO.
+
+
+This author cannot certainly be compared with Mr. Hayley.
+
+We know not by what fatality Dr. Beattie has acquired the highest
+reputation as a philosopher, while his poetry, though acknowledged to be
+pleasing, is comparatively little thought on. It must always be with
+regret and diffidence, that we dissent from the general verdict. We
+should however be somewhat apprehensive of sacrificing the character we
+have assumed, did we fail to confess that his philosophy has always
+appeared to us at once superficial and confused, feeble and
+presumptuous. We do not know any thing it has to recommend it, but the
+good intention, and we wish we could add the candid spirit, with which
+it is written.
+
+Of his poetry however we think very differently. Though deficient in
+nerve, it is at once sweet and flowing, simple and amiable. We are happy
+to find the author returning to a line in which he appears so truly
+respectable. The present performance is by no means capable to detract
+from his character as a poet. This well known tale is related in a
+manner highly pathetic and interesting. As we are not at all desirous of
+palling the curiosity of the reader for the poem itself, we shall make
+our extract at random. The following stanzas, as they are taken from a
+part perfectly cool and introductory, are by no means the best in this
+agreeable piece. They are prefaced by some general reflexions on the
+mischiefs occasioned by the _sacra fames auri_. The reader will perceive
+that Dr. Beattie, according to the precept of Horace, has rushed into
+the midst of things, and not taken up the narrative in chronological
+order.
+
+
+ "Where genial Phoebus darts his fiercest rays,
+ Parching with heat intense the torrid zone:
+ No fanning western breeze his rage allays;
+ No passing cloud, with kindly shade o'erthrown,
+ His place usurps; but Phoebus reigns alone,
+ In this unfriendly clime a woodland shade,
+ Gloomy and dark with woven boughs o'ergrown,
+ Shed chearful verdure on the neighbouring glade,
+ And to th' o'er-labour'd hind a cool retreat display'd.
+
+
+ Along the margin of th' Atlantic main,
+ Rocks pil'd on rocks yterminate the scene;
+ Save here and there th' incroaching surges gain
+ An op'ning grateful to the daisied green;
+ Save where, ywinding cross the vale is seen
+ A bubbling creek, that spreads on all sides round
+ Its breezy freshness, gladding, well I ween,
+ The op'ning flow'rets that adorn the ground,
+ From her green margin to the ocean's utmost bound.
+
+
+ The distant waters hoarse resounding roar,
+ And fill the list'ning ear. The neighb'ring grove
+ Protects, i'th'midst that rose, a fragrant bow'r,
+ With nicest art compos'd. All nature strove,
+ With all her powers, this favour'd spot to prove
+ A dwelling fit for innocence and joy,
+ Or temple worthy of the god of love.
+ All objects round to mirth and joy invite,
+ Nor aught appears among that could the pleasure blight.
+
+
+ Within there sat, all beauteous to behold!
+ Adorn'd with ev'ry grace, a gentle maid.
+ Her limbs were form'd in nature's choicest mould,
+ Her lovely eyes the coldest bosoms sway'd,
+ And on her breast ten thousand Cupids play'd.
+ What though her skin were not as lilies fair?
+ What though her face confest a darker shade?
+ Let not a paler European dare
+ With glowing Yarico's her beauty to compare.
+
+
+ And if thus perfect were her outward form,
+ What tongue can tell the graces of her mind,
+ Constant in love and in its friendships warm?
+ There blushing modesty with virtue join'd
+ There tenderness and innocence combin'd.
+ Nor fraudful wiles, nor dark deceit she knew,
+ Nor arts to catch the inexperienc'd hind;
+ No swain's attention from a rival drew,
+ For she was simple all, and she was ever true.
+
+
+ There was not one so lovely or so good,
+ Among the num'rous daughters of the plain;
+ 'Twas Yarico each Indian shepherd woo'd;
+ But Yarico each shepherd woo'd in vain;
+ Their arts she view'd not but with cold disdain.
+ For British Inkle's charms her soul confest,
+ His paler charms had caus'd her am'rous pain;
+ Nor could her heart admit another guest,
+ Or time efface his image in her constant breast,
+
+
+ Her generous love remain'd not unreturn'd,
+ Nor was the youthful swain as marble cold,
+ But soon with equal flame his bosom burn'd;
+ His passion soon in love's soft language told,
+ Her spirits cheer'd and bad her heart be bold.
+ Each other dearer than the world beside,
+ Each other dearer than themselves they hold.
+ Together knit in firmest bonds they bide,
+ While days and months with joy replete unnotic'd glide.
+
+
+ Ev'n now beside her sat the British boy,
+ Who ev'ry mark of youth and beauty bore,
+ All that allure the soul to love and joy.
+ Ev'n now her eyes ten thousand charms explore,
+ Ten thousand charms she never knew before.
+ His blooming cheeks confest a lovely glow,
+ His jetty eyes unusual brightness wore,
+ His auburn locks adown his Shoulders flow,
+ And manly dignity is seated on his brow."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE VIII
+
+
+THE ALCHYMIST, A COMEDY, ALTERED FROM BEN JONSON, BY RICHARD BRINSLEY
+SHERIDAN, ESQ.
+
+
+There are few characters, that have risen into higher favour with the
+English nation, than Mr. Sheridan. He was known and admired, as a man of
+successful gallantry, both with the fair sex and his own, before he
+appeared, emphatically speaking, upon the public stage. Since that time,
+his performances, of the Duenna, and the School for Scandal, have been
+distinguished with the public favour beyond any dramatical productions
+in the language. His compositions, in gaiety of humour and spriteliness
+of wit, are without an equal.
+
+Satiated, it should seem, with the applauses of the theatre, he turned
+his attention to public and parliamentary speaking. The vulgar
+prejudice, that genius cannot expect to succeed in two different walks,
+for some time operated against him. But he possessed merit, and he
+compelled applause. He now ranks, by universal consent, as an orator and
+a statesman, with the very first names of an age, that will not perhaps
+be accounted unproductive in genius and abilities.
+
+It was now generally supposed that he had done with the theatre. For our
+own part, we must confess; we entertain all possible veneration for
+parliamentary and ministerial abilities; we should be mortified to rank
+second to any man in our enthusiasm for the official talents of Mr.
+Sheridan: But as the guardians of literature, we regretted the loss of
+his comic powers. We wished to preserve the poet, without losing the
+statesman. Greatly as we admired the opera and the comedy, we conceived
+his unbounded talents capable of something higher still. To say all in a
+word, we looked at his hands for the MISANTHROPE of the British muse.
+
+It is unnecessary to say then, that we congratulate the public upon the
+present essay. It is meaned only as a _jeu d'esprit_. But we consider it
+as the earnest of that perseverance, which we wished to prove, and
+feared to lose. The scene we have extracted, and which, with another,
+that may be considered as a kind of praxis upon the rules, constitutes
+the chief part of the alteration, is apparently personal. How far
+personal satire is commendable in general, and how far it is just in the
+present instance, are problems that we shall leave with our readers.--As
+much as belongs to Jonson we have put in italics.
+
+
+
+ ACT IV
+
+
+ SCENE 4
+
+ _Enter_ Captain Face, _disguised as Lungs, and_ Kastril.
+
+
+ FACE. _Who would you speak with_?
+
+
+ KASTRIL. _Where is the captain?_
+
+
+
+ FACE.
+
+ _Gone, sir, about some business._
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _Gone?_
+
+
+
+ FACE.
+
+ _He will return immediately. But master doctor, his lieutenant
+ is here._
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _Say, I would speak with him._
+
+
+ [_Exit_ Face.
+
+ _Enter_ Subtle.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _Come near, sir.--I know you well.--You are my_ terrae
+ fili--_that is--my boy of land--same three thousand pounds a
+ year._
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _How know you that, old boy?_
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _I know the subject of your visit, and I'll satisfy you. Let us
+ see now what notion you have of the matter. It is a nice point
+ to broach a quarrel right_.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _You lie_.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _How now?--give me the lie?--for what, my boy?_
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ _Nay look you to that.--I am beforehand--that's my business_.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ _Oh, this is not the art of quarrelling--'tis poor and
+ pitiful_!--What, sir, would you restrict the noble science of
+ debate to the mere lie?--Phaw, that's a paltry trick, that every
+ fool could hit.--A mere Vandal could throw his gantlet, and an
+ Iroquois knock his antagonist down.--No, sir, the art of quarrel
+ is vast and complicated.--Months may worthily be employed in the
+ attainment,--and the exercise affords range for the largest
+ abilities.--To quarrel after the newest and most approved
+ method, is the first of sciences,--the surest test of genius,
+ and the last perfection of civil society.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ You amaze me. I thought to dash the lie in another's face was
+ the most respectable kind of anger.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ O lud, sir, you are very ignorant. A man that can only give the
+ lie is not worth the name of quarrelsome--quite tame and
+ spiritless!--No, sir, the angry boy must understand, beside the
+ QUARREL DIRECT--in which I own you have some proficiency--a
+ variety of other modes of attack;--such as, the QUARREL
+ PREVENTIVE--the QUARREL OBSTREPEROUS--the QUARREL SENSITIVE--the
+ QUARREL OBLIQUE--and the QUARREL PERSONAL.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ O Mr. doctor, that I did but understand half so much of the art
+ of brangling as you do!--What would I give!--Harkee--I'll settle
+ an hundred a year upon you.--But come, go on, go on--
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ O sir! you quite overpower me--why, if you use me thus, you will
+ draw all my secrets from me at once.--I shall almost kick you
+ down stairs the first lecture.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ How!--Kick me down stairs?--Ware that--Blood and oons, sir!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Well, well,--be patient--be patient--Consider, it is impossible
+ to communicate the last touches of the art of petulance, but by
+ fist and toe,--by sword and pistol.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Sir, I don't understand you!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Enough. We'll talk of that another time.--What I have now to
+ explain is the cool and quiet art of debate--fit to be
+ introduced into the most elegant societies--or the most august
+ assemblies.--You, my angry boy, are in parliament?
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ No, doctor.--I had indeed some thoughts of it.--But imagining
+ that the accomplishments of petulance and choler would be of no
+ use there--I gave it up.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Good heavens!--Of no use?--Why, sir, they can be no where so
+ properly.--Only conceive how august a little petulance--and what
+ a graceful variety snarling and snapping would introduce!--True,
+ they are rather new in that connexion.--Believe me, sir, there
+ is nothing for which I have so ardently longed as to meet them
+ there.--I should die contented.--And you, sir,--if you would
+ introduce them--Eh?
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Doctor, you shall be satisfied--I'll be in parliament in a
+ month--I'll be prime minister--LORD HIGH TREASURER of
+ ENGLAND--or, CHANCELLOR of the EXCHEQUER!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Oh, by all means CHANCELLOR of the EXCHEQUER! You are somewhat
+ young indeed--but that's no objection.--Damn me, if the office
+ can ever be so respectably filled as by an angry boy.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ True, true.--But, doctor, we forget your instructions all this
+ time.--Let me see--Ay--first was the QUARREL PREVENTIVE.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Well thought of!--Why, sir, in your new office you will be
+ liable to all sorts of attacks--Ministers always are, and an
+ angry boy cannot hope to escape.--Now nothing, you know, is so
+ much to the purpose as to have the first blow--Blunders are very
+ natural.--Your friends tell one story in the upper house, and
+ you another in the lower--You shall give up a territory to the
+ enemy that you ought to have kept, and when charged with it,
+ shall unluckily drop that you and your colleagues were ignorant
+ of the geography of the country--You foresee an attack--you
+ immediately open--Plans so extensively beneficial--accounts so
+ perfectly consistent--measures so judicious and accurate--no man
+ can question--no man can object to--but a rascal and a
+ knave.--Let him come forward!
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Very good! very good!--For the QUARREL OPSTREPEROUS, that I
+ easily conceive.--An antagonist objects shrewdly--I cannot
+ invent an answer.--In that case, there is nothing to be done but
+ to drown his reasons in noise--nonsense--and vociferation.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Come to my arms, my dear Kastril! O thou art an apt
+ scholar--thou wilt be nonpareil in the art of brawling!--But for
+ the QUARREL SENSITIVE--
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Ay, that I confess I don't understand.
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Why, it is thus, my dear boy--A minister is apt to be
+ sore.--Every man cannot have the phlegm of Burleigh.--And an
+ angry boy is sorest of all.--In that case--an objection is made
+ that would dumbfound any other man--he parries it with--my
+ honour--and my integrity--and the rectitude of my intentions--my
+ spotless fame--my unvaried truth--and the greatness of my
+ abilities--And so gives no answer at all.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Excellent! excellent!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ The QUARREL OBLIQUE is easy enough.--It is only to talk in
+ general terms of places and pensions--the loaves and the
+ fishes--a struggle for power--a struggle for power--And it will
+ do excellent well, if at a critical moment--you can throw in a
+ hint of some forty or fifty millions unaccounted for by some
+ people's grandfathers and uncles dead fifty years ago.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Ha! ha! ha!
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ Lastly, for the QUARREL PERSONAL--It may be infinitely
+ diversified.--I have other instances in my eye,--but I will
+ mention only one.--Minds capable of the widest comprehension,
+ when held back from their proper field, may turn to lesser
+ employments, that fools may wonder at, and canting hypocrites
+ accuse--A CATO might indulge to the pleasures of the bottle, and
+ a CAESAR might play--Unfortunately you may have a CAESAR to
+ oppose you--Let him discuss a matter of finance--that subject is
+ always open--there you have an easy answer. In the former case
+ you parried, here you thrust.--You must admire at his
+ presumption--tell him roundly he is not capable of the
+ subject--and dam his strongest reasons by calling them the
+ reasons of a gambler.
+
+
+
+ KASTRIL.
+
+ Admirable!--Oh doctor!--I will thank you for ever.--I will do
+ any thing for you!
+
+
+ [Face _enters at the corner of the stage, winks at_ Subtle, _and
+ exit._]
+
+
+
+ SUBTLE.
+
+ "_Come, Sir, the captain will come to us presently--I will have
+ you to my chamber of demonstrations, and show my instrument for
+ quarrelling, with all the points of the compass marked upon it.
+ It will make you able to quarrel to a straw's breadth at
+ moonlight._
+
+
+ Exeunt."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE IX.
+
+
+REFLEXIONS UPON THE PRESENT STATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. BY
+THOMAS PAINE, M.A. &c. 8vo.
+
+
+The revolution of America is the most important event of the present
+century. Other revolutions have originated in immediate personal
+feeling, have pointed only at a few partial grievances, or, preserving
+the tyranny entire, have consisted only in a struggle about the persons
+in whom it should be vested. This only has commenced in an accurate and
+extensive view of things, and at a time when the subject of government
+was perfectly understood. The persons, who have had the principal share
+in conducting it, exhibit a combination of wisdom, spirit and genius,
+that can never be sufficiently admired.
+
+In this honourable list, the name of Mr. Paine by no means occupies the
+lowest place. He is the best of all their political writers. His
+celebrated pamphlet of Common Sense appeared at a most critical period,
+and certainly did important service to the cause of independency. His
+style is exactly that of popular oratory. Rough, negligent and
+perspicuous, it presents us occasionally with the boldest figures and
+the most animated language. It is perfectly intelligible to persons of
+all ranks, and it speaks with energy to the sturdy feelings of
+uncultivated nature. The sentiments of the writer are stern, and we
+think even rancorous to the mother country. They may be the sentiments
+of a patriot, they are not certainly those of a philosopher.
+
+Mr. Paine has thought fit to offer some advice to his countrymen in the
+present juncture, in which, according to some, they stand in
+considerable need of it. The performance is not unworthy of the other
+productions of this author. It has the same virtues and the same
+defects. We have extracted the following passage, as one of the most
+singular and interesting.
+
+
+ "America has but one enemy, and that is England. Of the English
+ it behoves us always to be jealous. We ought to cultivate
+ harmony and good understanding with every other power upon
+ earth. The necessity of this caution will be easily shewn. For
+
+ 1. The united states of America were subject to the government
+ of England. True, they have acknowledged our independence. But
+ pride first struggled as much as she could, and sullenness held
+ off as long as she dare. They have withdrawn their claim upon
+ our obedience, but do you think they have forgot it? To this
+ hour their very news-papers talk daily of dissentions between
+ colony and colony, and the disaffection of this and of that to
+ the continental interest. They hold up one another in absurdity,
+ and look with affirmative impatience, when we shall fall
+ together by the ears, that they may run away with the prize we
+ have so dearly won. It is not in man to submit to a defalcation
+ of empire without reluctance. But in England, where every
+ cobler, slave as he is, hath been taught to think himself a
+ king, never.
+
+ 2. The resemblance, of language, customs, will give them the
+ most ready access to us. The king of England will have
+ emissaries in every corner. They will try to light up discord
+ among us. They will give intelligence of all our weaknesses.
+ Though we have struggled bravely, and conquered like men, we are
+ not without imperfection. Ambition and hope will be for ever
+ burning in the breast of our former tyrant. Dogmatical
+ confidence is the worst enemy America can have. We need not fear
+ the Punic sword. But let us be upon our guard against the arts
+ of Carthage.
+
+ 3. England is the only European state that still possesses an
+ important province upon our continent. The Indian tribes are all
+ that stand between us. We know with what art they lately sought
+ their detested alliance. What they did then was the work of a
+ day. Hereafter if they act against us, the steps they will
+ proceed with will be slower and surer. Canada will be their
+ place of arms. From Canada they will pour down their Indians. A
+ dispute about the boundaries will always be an easy quarrel. And
+ if their cunning can inveigle us into a false security, twenty
+ or thirty years hence we may have neither generals nor soldiers
+ to stop them."
+
+
+
+
+ARTICLE X.
+
+
+SPEECH OF THE RIGHT HONOURABLE EDMUND BURKE, ON A MOTION FOR AN ADDRESS
+OF THANKS TO HIS MAJESTY (ON THE 28TH OF NOVEMBER, 1783) FOR HIS
+GRACIOUS COMMUNICATION OF A TREATY OF COMMERCE CONCLUDED BETWEEN GEORGE
+THE THIRD, KING, &C. AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
+
+
+We were very apprehensive upon Mr. Burke's coming into administration,
+that this circumstance might have proved a bar to any further additions
+to the valuable collection of his speeches already in the hands of the
+public. If we imagined that our verdict could make any addition to the
+very great and deserved reputation in which they are held, we should not
+scruple to say that were Cicero our contemporary, and Mr. Burke the
+ancient, we are persuaded that there would not be a second opinion upon
+the comparative merits of their orations. In the same degree as the
+principles of the latter are unquestionably more unsullied, and his
+spirit more independent; do we esteem him to excel in originality of
+genius, and sublimity of conception.
+
+We will give two extracts; one animadverting upon the preliminaries of
+peace concluded by the earl of Shelburne; the other a character of David
+Hartley, Esq.
+
+
+ "I know that it has been given out, that by the ability and
+ industry of their predecessors we found peace and order
+ established to our hands; and that the present ministers had
+ nothing to inherit, but emolument and indolence, _otium cum
+ dignitate._ Sir, I will inform you what kind of peace and
+ leisure the late ministers had provided. They were indeed
+ assiduous in their devotion; they erected a temple to the
+ goddess of peace. But it was so hasty and incorrect a structure,
+ the foundation was so imperfect, the materials so gross and
+ unwrought, and the parts so disjointed, that it would have been
+ much easier to have raised an entire edifice from the ground,
+ than to have reduced the injudicious sketch that was made to any
+ regularity of form. Where you looked for a shrine, you found
+ only a vestibule; instead of the chapel of the goddess, there
+ was a wide and dreary lobby; and neither altar nor treasury were
+ to be found. There was neither greatness of design, nor accuracy
+ of finishing. The walls were full of gaps and flaws, the winds
+ whistled through the spacious halls, and the whole building
+ tottered over our heads.
+
+ Mr. Hartley, sir, is a character, that must do honour to his
+ country and to human nature. With a strong and independent
+ judgment, with a capacious and unbounded benevolence, he devoted
+ himself from earliest youth for his brethren and fellow
+ creatures. He has united a character highly simple and
+ inartificial, with the wisdom of a true politician. Not by the
+ mean subterfuges of a professed negociator; not by the dark,
+ fathomless cunning of a mere statesman; but by an extensive
+ knowledge of the interest and character of nations; by an
+ undisguised constancy in what is fit and reasonable; by a clear
+ and vigorous spirit that disdains imposition. He has met the
+ accommodating ingenuity of France; he has met the haughty
+ inflexibility of Spain upon their own ground, and has completely
+ routed them. He loosened them from all their holdings and
+ reserves; he left them not a hole, nor a corner to shelter
+ themselves. He has taught the world a lesson we had long wanted,
+ that simple and unaided virtue is more than a match for the
+ unbending armour of pride, and the exhaustless evolutions of
+ political artifice."
+
+
+FINIS.
+
+
+
+
+
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