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diff --git a/old/10551.txt b/old/10551.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..97ddfce --- /dev/null +++ b/old/10551.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6232 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Affair in Araby, by Talbot Mundy + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Affair in Araby + +Author: Talbot Mundy + +Release Date: December 31, 2003 [EBook #10551] +[Last updated: December 17, 2012] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK AFFAIR IN ARABY *** + + + + + +AFFAIR IN ARABY + +by Talbot Mundy + + + +CHAPTER I + +"I'll make one to give this Feisul boy a hoist" + + +Whoever invented chess understood the world's works as some men know +clocks and watches. He recognized a fact and based a game on it, with +the result that his game endures. And what he clearly recognized was +this: That no king matters much as long as your side is playing a +winning game. You can leave your king in his corner then to amuse +himself in dignified unimportance. But the minute you begin to lose, +your king becomes a source of anxiety. + +In what is called real life (which is only a great game, although a +mighty good one) it makes no difference what you call your king. Call +him Pope if you want to, or President, or Chairman. He grows in +importance in proportion as the other side develops the attack. You've +got to keep your symbol of authority protected or you lose. + +Nevertheless, your game is not lost as long as your king can move. +That's why the men who want to hurry up and start a new political era +imprison kings and cut their heads off. With no head on his shoulders +your king can only move in the direction of the cemetery, which is over +the line and doesn't count. + +I love a good fight, and have been told I ought to be ashamed of it. +I've noticed, though, that the folk who propose to elevate my morals +fight just as hard, and less cleanly, with their tongue than some of us +do with our fists and sinews. I'm told, too, quite frequently that as +an American I ought to be ashamed of fighting for a king. Dear old +ladies of both sexes have assured me that it isn't moral to give aid and +comfort to a gallant gentleman--a godless Mohammedan, too; which makes +it much worse--who is striving gamely and without malice to keep his +given word and save his country. + +But if you've got all you want, do you know of any better fun than +lending a hand while some man you happen to like gets his? I don't. Of +course, some fellows want too much, and it's bad manners as well as +waste of time to inflict your opinion on them. But given a reasonable +purpose and a friend who needs your assistance, is there any better +sport on earth than risking your own neck to help him put it over? + +Walk wide of the man and particularly of the woman, who makes a noise +about lining your pocket or improving your condition. An altruist is my +friend James Schuyler Grim, but he makes less noise than a panther on a +dark night; and I never knew a man less given to persuading you. He +has one purpose, but almost never talks about it. It's a sure bet that +if we hadn't struck up a close friendship, sounding each other out +carefully as opportunity occurred, I would have been in the dark about +it until this minute. + +All the news of Asia from Alexandretta to the Persian Gulf and from +Northern Turkestan to South Arabia reaches Grim's ears sooner or later. +He earns his bread and butter knitting all that mess of cross-grained +information into one intelligible pattern; after which he interprets it +and acts suddenly without advance notices. + +Time and again, lone-handed, he has done better than an army corps, by +playing chief against chief in a land where the only law is individual +interpretation of the Koran. + +But it wasn't until our rescue of Jeremy Ross from near Abu Kem, that I +ever heard Grim come out openly and admit that he was working to +establish Feisul, third son of the King of Mecca, as king of just as +many Arabs as might care to have him over them. That was the cat he had +been keeping in a bag for seven years. + +Right down to the minute when Grim, Jeremy and I sat down with Ben Saoud +the Avenger on a stricken field at Abu Kem, and Grim and Jeremy played +their hands so cleverly that the Avenger was made, unwitting guardian of +Jeremy's secret gold-mine, and Feisul's open and sworn supporter in the +bargain, the heart of Grim's purpose continued to be a mystery even to +me; and I have been as intimate with him as any man. + +He doles out what he has in mind as grudgingly as any Scot spends the +shillings in his purse. But the Scots are generous when they have to +be, and so is Grim. There being nothing else for it on that occasion, +he spilled the beans, the whole beans, and nothing but the beans. +Having admitted us two to his secret, he dilated on it all the way back +to Jerusalem, telling us all he knew of Feisul (which would fill a +book), and growing almost lyrical at times as he related incidents in +proof of his contention that Feisul, lineal descendant of the Prophet +Mohammed, is the "whitest" Arab and most gallant leader of his race +since Saladin. + +Knowing Grim and how carefully suppressed his enthusiasm usually is, I +couldn't help being fired by all he said on that occasion. + +And as for Jeremy, well--it was like meat and drink to him. You meet +men more or less like Jeremy Ross in any of earth's wild places, +although you rarely meet his equal for audacity, irreverence and riotous +good-fellowship. He isn't the only Australian by a long shot who +upholds Australia by fist and boast and astounding gallantry, yet stays +away from home. You couldn't fix Jeremy with concrete; he'd find some +means of bursting any mould. + +He had been too long lost in the heart of Arabia for anything except the +thought of Sydney Bluffs and the homesteads that lie beyond to tempt him +for the first few days. + +"You fellers come with me," he insisted. "You chuck the Army, Grim, and +I'll show you a country where the cows have to bend their backs to let +the sun go down. Ha-ha! Show you women too--red-lipped girls in +sunbonnets, that'll look good after the splay-footed crows you see out +here. Tell you what: We'll pick up the Orient boat at Port Said--no P. +and O. for me; I'm a passenger aboard ship, not a horrible example!-- +and make a wake for the Bull's Kid. Murder! Won't the scoff taste +good! + +"We'll hit the Bull's Kid hard for about a week--mix it with the fellers +in from way back--you know--dry-blowers, pearlers, spending it easy-- +handing their money to Bessie behind the bar and restless because she +makes it last too long; watch them a while and get in touch with all +that's happening; then flit out of Sydney like bats out of--and hump +blue--eh?" + +"Something'll turn up; it always does. I've got money in the bank-- +about, two thousand here in gold dust with me,--and if what you say's +true, Grim, about me still being a trooper, then the Army owes me three +years' back pay, and I'll have it or go to Buckingham Palace and tear +off a piece of the King! We're capitalists, by Jupiter! Besides, you +fellers agreed that if I shut down the mine at Abu Kem you'd join me and +we'd be Grim, Ramsden and Ross." + +"I'll keep the bargain if you hold me to it when the time comes," Grim +answered. + +"You bet I'll hold you to it! Rammy here, and you and I could trade the +chosen people off the map between us. We're a combination. What's time +got to do with it?" + +"We've got to use your mine," Grim answered. + +"I'm game. But let's see Australia first." + +"Suppose we fix up your discharge, and you go home," Grim suggested. +"Come back when you've had a vacation, and by that time Ramsden and I +will have done what's possible for Feisul. He's in Damascus now, but the +French have got him backed into a corner. No money--not much +ammunition--French propaganda undermining the allegiance of his men-- +time working against him, and nothing to do but wait." + +"What in hell have the French got to do with it?" + +"They want Syria. They've got the coast towns now. They mean to have +Damascus; and if they can catch Feisul and jail him to keep him out of +mischief they will." + +"But damn it! Didn't they promise the Arabs that Feisul should be King +of Syria, Palestine, Mesopotamia, and all that?" + +"They did. The Allies all promised, France included. But since the +Armistice the British have made a present of Palestine to the Jews, and +the French have demanded Syria for themselves. The British are +pro-Feisul, but the French don't want him anywhere except dead or in +jail. They know they've given him and the Arabs a raw deal; and they +seem to think the simplest way out is to blacken Feisul's character and +ditch him. If the French once catch him in Damascus he's done for and +the Arab cause is lost." + +"Why lost?" demanded Jeremy. "There are plenty more Arabs." + +"But only one Feisul. He's the only man who can unite them all." + +"I know a chance for him," said Jeremy. "Let him come with us three to +Australia. There are thousands of fellers there who fought alongside +him and don't care a damn for the French. They'll raise all the hell +there is before they'll see him ditched." + +"Uh-huh! London's the place for him," Grim answered. "The British like +him, and they're ashamed of the way he's been treated. They'll give him +Mesopotamia. Baghdad's the old Arab capital, and that'll do for a +beginning; after that it's up to the Arabs themselves." + +"Well? Where does my gold mine come in?" Jeremy asked. + +"Feisul has no money. If it was made clear to him that he could serve +the Arabs best by going to London, he'd consider it. The objection +would be, though, that he'd have to make terms in advance with +hog-financiers, who'd work through the Foreign Office to tie up all the +oil and mine and irrigation concessions. If we tell him privately about +your gold mine at Abu Kem he can laugh at financiers." + +"All right," said Jeremy, "I'll give him the gold mine. Let him erect a +modern plant and he'll have millions!" + +"Uh-huh! Keep the mine secret. Let him go to London and arrange about +Mespot. Just at present High Finance could find a hundred ways of +disputing his title to the mine, but once he's king with the Arabs all +rooting for him things'll be different. He'll treat you right when that +time comes, don't worry." + +"Worry? Me?" said Jeremy. "All that worries me is having to see this +business through before we can make a wake for Sydney. I'm homesick. +But never mind. All right, you fellers, I'll make one to give this +Feisul boy a hoist!" + + + + +CHAPTER II + +"Atcha, Jimgrim sahib! Atcha!" + + +That conversation and Jeremy's conversion to the big idea took place on +the way across the desert to Jerusalem--a journey that took us a week on +camel-back--a rowdy, hot journey with the stifling simoom blowing grit +into our followers' throats, who sang and argued alternately +nevertheless. For, besides our old Ali Baba and his sixteen sons and +grandsons, there were Jeremy's ten pickups from Arabia's byways, whom he +couldn't leave behind because they knew the secret of his gold-mine. + +Grim's authority is always at its height on the outbound trail, for then +everybody knows that success, and even safety, depends on his swift +thinking; on the way home afterward reaction sets in sometimes, because +Arabs are made light-headed by success, and it isn't a simple matter to +discipline free men when you have no obvious hold over them. + +But that was where Jeremy came in. Jeremy could do tricks, and the +Arabs were like children when he performed for them. They would be good +if he would make one live chicken into two live ones by pulling it +apart. They would pitch the tents without fighting if he would swallow +a dozen eggs and produce them presently from under a camel's tail. If +he would turn on his ventriloquism and make a camel say its prayers, +they were willing to forgive--for the moment anyhow--even their nearest +enemies. + +So we became a sort of travelling sideshow, with Jeremy ballyhooing for +himself in an amazing flow of colloquial Arabic, and hardly ever +repeating the same trick. + +All of which was very good for our crowd and convenient at the moment, +but hardly so good for Jeremy's equilibrium. He is one of those +handsome, perpetually youthful fellows, whose heads have been a wee mite +turned by the sunshine of the world's warm smile. I don't mean by that +that he isn't a tophole man, or a thorough-going friend with guts and +gumption, who would chance his neck for anyone he likes without a +second's hesitation, for he's every bit of that. He has horse sense, +too, and isn't fooled by the sort of flattery that women lavish on men +who have laughing eyes and a little dark moustache. + +But he hasn't been yet in a predicament that he couldn't laugh or fight +his way out of; he has never yet found a job that he cared to stick at +for more than a year or two, and seldom one that could hold him for six +months. + +He jumps from one thing to another, finding all the world so interesting +and amusing, and most folk so ready to make friends with him, that he +always feels sure of landing softly somewhere over the horizon. + +So by the time we reached Jerusalem friend Jeremy was ripe for almost +anything except the plan we had agreed on. Having talked that over +pretty steadily most of the way from Abu Kem, it seemed already about as +stale and unattractive to him as some of his oldest tricks. And +Jerusalem provided plenty of distraction. We hadn't been in Grim's +quarters half an hour when Jeremy was up to his ears in a dispute that +looked like separating us. + +Grim, who wears his Arab clothes from preference and never gets into +uniform if he can help it, went straight to the telephone to report +briefly to headquarters. I took Jeremy upstairs to discard my Indian +disguise and hunt out clothes for Jeremy that would fit him, but found +none, I being nearly as heavy as Grim and Jeremy together. He had +finished clowning in the kit I offered him, and had got back into his +Arab things while I was shaving off the black whiskers with which Nature +adorns my face whenever I neglect the razor for a few days, when an auto +came tooting and roaring down the narrow street, and a moment later +three staff officers took the stairs at a run. So far, good; that was +unofficial, good-natured, human and entirely decent. The three of them +burst through the bed room door, all grins, and took turns pumping with +Jeremy's right arm--glad to see him--proud to know him--pleased to see +him looking fit and well, and all that kind of thing. Even men who had +fought all through the war had forgotten some of its red tape by that +time, and Jeremy not being in uniform they treated him like a fellow +human being. And he reciprocated, Australian fashion, free and easy, +throwing up his long legs on my bed and yelling for somebody to bring +drinks for the crowd, while they showered questions on him. + +It wasn't until Jeremy turned the tables and began to question them that +the first cloud showed itself. + +"Say, old top," he demanded of a man who wore the crossed swords of a +brigadier. "Grim tells me I'm a trooper. When can I get my discharge?" + + +The effect was instantaneous. You would have thought they had touched a +leper by the way they drew themselves up and changed face. + +"Never thought of that. Oh, I say--this is a complication. You +mean...?" + +"I mean this," Jeremy answered dryly, because nobody could have helped +notice their change of attitude: "I was made prisoner by Arabs and +carried off. That's more than three years ago. The war's over. Grim +tells me all Australians have been sent home and discharged. What about +me?" + +"Um-m-m! Ah! This will have to be considered. Let's see; to whom did +you surrender?" + +"Damn you, I didn't surrender! I met Grim in the desert, and reported +to him for duty." + +"Met Major Grim, eh?" + +"Yes," said Grim, appearing in the door. "I came across him in the +desert; he reported for duty; I gave him an order, and he obeyed it. +Everything's regular." + +"Um-m-m! How'd you make that out--regular? Have you any proof he +wasn't a deserter? He'll have to be charged with desertion and tried by +court martial, I'm afraid. Possibly a mere formality, but it'll have to +be done, you know, before he can be given a clear discharge. If he +can't be proved guilty of desertion he'll be cleared." + +"How long will that take?" Jeremy demanded. + +His voice rang sharp with the challenge note that means debate has +ceased and quarrel started. It isn't the right note for dissolving +difficulties. + +"Couldn't tell you," said the brigadier. "My advice to you is to keep +yourself as inconspicuous as possible until the administrator gets +back." + +It was good advice, but Grim, standing behind the brigadier, made +signals to Jeremy in vain. Few Australians talk peace when there is no +peace, and when there's a fight in prospect they like to get it over. + +"I remember you," said Jeremy, speaking rather, slowly, and throwing in +a little catchy laugh that was like a war-cry heard through a +microphone. "You were the Fusileer major they lent to the Jordan +Highlanders--fine force that--no advance without security--lost two men, +if I remember--snakebite one; the other shot for looting. Am I right? +So they've made you a brigadier! Aren't you the staff officer they sent +to strafe a regiment of Anzacs for going into action without orders? We +chased you to cover! I can see you now running for fear we'd shoot you! +Hah!" + +Grim took the only course possible in the circumstances. The +brigadier's neck was crimson, and Jeremy had to be saved somehow. + +"Touch of sun, sir--that and hardship have unhinged him a bit. Suffers +from delusions. Suppose I keep him here until the doctor sees him?" + +"Um-m-m! Ah! Yes, you'd better. See he gets no whisky, will you? Too +bad! Too bad! What a pity!" + +Our three visitors left in a hurry, contriving to look devilish +important. Grim followed them out. + +"Rammy, old cock," said Jeremy, sprawling on the bed again and laughing, +"don't look all that serious. Bring back your brigadier and I'll kiss +him on both cheeks while you hold him! But say; suppose that doctor's +one of these swabs who serve out number nine pills for shell-shock, +broken leg, dyspepsia, housemaid's knee and the creeping itch? Suppose +he swears I'm luny? What then?" + +"Grim will find somebody to swear to anything once," I answered. "But +you look altogether too dashed healthy--got to give the doctor-man a +chance--here, get between the sheets and kid that something hurts you." + +"Get out! The doc 'ud put a cast-iron splint on it, and order me into a +hospital. How about toothache? That do? Do they give you bread and +water for it?" + +So toothache was selected as an alibi, and Jeremy wrapped his jaw in a +towel, after jabbing his cheek with a pin so as to remember on which +side the pain should be. But it was artifice wasted, for Grim had +turned a better trick. He had found an Australian doctor in the +hospital for Sikhs--the only other Australian in Jerusalem just then-- +and brought him cooee-ing upstairs in a way that proved he knew the +whole story already. + + +The autopsy, as he called it, was a riot. We didn't talk of anything +but fights at Gaza--the surprise at Nazareth, when the German General +Staff fled up the road on foot in its pyjamas--the three-day scrap at +Nebi Samwil, when Australians and Turks took and retook the same hill +half a dozen times, and parched enemies took turns drinking from one +flask while the shells of both sides burst above them. It seems to have +been almost like old-fashioned war in Palestine from their account of +it, either side conceding that the other played the game. + +When they had thrashed the whole campaign over from start to finish, +making maps on my bed with hair brushes, razors and things, they got to +talking of Australia; and that was all about fighting too: dog fights, +fist fights between bullockies on the long road from Northern +Queensland, riots in Perth when the pearlers came in off the Barrier +Reef to spend their pay, rows in the big shearing sheds when the Union +men objected to unskilled labour--you'd have thought Australia was one +big battlefield, with nothing else but fights worth talking of from dawn +till dark. + +The doctor was one of those tightly-knit, dark-complexioned little men +with large freckles and brown eyes, who surprise you with a mixture of +intense domestic virtue and a capacity, that shouldn't mix with it at +all, for turning up in all the unexpected places. You meet his sort +everywhere, and they always have a wife along, who worships them and +makes a home out of tin cans and packing-cases that would put the +stay-at-home housekeepers to shame. They always have a picture on the +wall of cows standing knee-deep in the water, and no matter what their +circumstances are, there's always something in reserve, for guests, +offered frankly without apology. Never hesitate with those folk, but +don't let them go too far, for they'll beggar themselves to help you in +a tight place, if you'll let them. Ticknor his name was. He's a good +man. + +"Say, Grim, there's a case in the Sikh hospital that ought to interest +you," he said at last. "Fellow from Damascus--Arab--one of Feisul's +crowd. He wouldn't let them take him to the Zionist hospital--swore a +Jew knifed him and that the others would finish the job if they got half +a chance. They'd have been arguing yet, and he dead and buried, if I +hadn't gone shopping with Mabel. She saw the crowd first (I was in +Noureddin's store) and jabbed her way in with her umbrella--she yelled +to me and I bucked the line. + +"The Jews wanted to tell me I had no right to take that chap to the Sikh +hospital, and no more had I; so I plugged him up a bit, and put him in +a cab, and let him take himself there, Mabel and me beside him. Seeing +I was paying for the cab, I didn't see why Mabel should walk. Of +course, once we had him in there he was too sick to be moved; but the +Army won't pay for him, so I sent a bill to the Zionists, and they +returned it with a rude remark on the margin. Maybe I can get the money +out of Feisul some day; otherwise I'm stuck." + +"I'll settle that," said Grim. "What's the tune he plays?" + +"Utter mystery. Swears a Jew stabbed him, but that Damascus outfit +blame the Jews for everything. He's only just down from Damascus. I +think he's one of Feisul's officers, although he's not in uniform-- +prob'ly on a secret mission. Suppose you go and see him? But say, +watch out for the doc on duty--he's a meddler. Tell him nothing!" + +"Sure. How about Jeremy? What's the verdict?" + +"What do you want done with him?" + +"I want him out of reach of trouble here pending his discharge. No need +to certify him mad, is there?" + +"Mad? All Australians are mad. None of us need a certificate for that. +Have you arrested him?" + +"Not yet." + +"Then you're too late! He's suffering from bad food and exposure. The +air of Jerusalem's bad for him, and he's liable to get pugnacious if +argued with. That runs in the blood. I order him off duty, and shall +recommend him within twenty minutes to the P.M.O. for leave of absence +at his own expense. If you know of any general who dares override the +P.M.O. I'll show you a brass hat in the wind. Come on; d'you want to +bet on it?" + +"Will the P.M.O. fall?" asked Grim. + +"Like a new chum off a brumby. Signs anything I shove under his nose. +Comes round to our house to eat Mabel's damper and syrup three nights a +week. You bet he'll sign it: Besides, he's white; pulled out of the +firing-line by an Australian at Gaza, and hasn't forgotten it. He'd +sign anything but checks to help an Anzac. I'll be going. + +"You trot up to the slaughter-shop, Grim, and interview that Arab--Sidi +bin Something-or-Other--forget his name--he lies in number nineteen cot +on the left-hand side of the long ward, next to a Pathan who's shy both +legs. You can't mistake him. I'll write out a medical certificate for +Jeremy and follow. And say; wait a minute! What price the lot of you +eating Mabel's chow tonight at our house? We don't keep a cook, so you +won't get poisoned. That's settled; I'll tell Mabel you're coming. +Tootleloo!" + +But there was a chance that the brigadier might carry resentment to the +point of sending up a provost-marshal's guard to arrest Jeremy on the +well-known principle that a bird in the hand can be strafed more easily +than one with a medical certificate. The bush was the place for our +bird until such time as the P.M.O.'s signature should adorn the +necessary piece of paper; so we three rode up in a cab together to the +Sikh hospital, and had a rare time trying to get in. + +You see, there was a Sikh on guard outside, who respected nothing under +heaven but his orders. He wouldn't have known Grim in any event, being +only recently from India; Grim's uniform would have passed him in, but +he and Jeremy were still arrayed as Arabs, and my civilian clothes +entitled me in the sentry's opinion to protection lest I commit the +heinous sin of impertinence. An Arab in his eyes was as an insect, and +a white man, who consorted with such creatures, not a person to be taken +seriously. + +But our friend Narayan Singh was in the hospital, enjoying the wise +veteran's prerogative of resting on full pay after his strenuous +adventures along with us at Abu Kem. There was nothing whatever the +matter with him. He recognized Grim's voice and emerged through the +front door with a milk-white smile flashing in the midst of newly-curled +black hair--dignified, immense, and full of instant understanding. + +Grim said a few words to Narayan Singh in Arabic, which so far as the +sentry was concerned wasn't a language, but Narayan Singh spoke in turn +in Punjabi, and the man just out from India began to droop like Jonah's +gourd under the old soldier's scorn. + +In consequence we got a full salute with arms presented, and walked in +without having to trouble anybody in authority, Narayan Singh leading +with the air of an old-time butler showing royalty to their rooms. He +even ascertained in an aside, that the doctor of the day was busy +operating, and broke that good news with consummate tact: + +"The sahibs' lightest wish is law, but if they should wish to speak with +the doctor sahib, it would be necessary to call him forth from the +surgery, where he works behind locked doors. Is it desired that I +should summon him?" + +"Operation serious?" asked Grim, and neither man smiled. It was perfect +acting. + +"Very, sahib. He removes the half of a sepoy's liver." + +"Uh! Couldn't think of interrupting him. Too bad! Lead the way." + +But we didn't enter the ward until Narayan Singh and an orderly had +placed two screens around number nineteen cot, in the way they do when a +man is dying, and had placed three chairs at the bedside contrary to the +regulations printed on the wall. Then Narayan Singh stood on guard +outside the screens, but didn't miss much of the conversation, I +believe. + +The man in bed was wounded badly, but not fatally, and though his eyes +blazed with fever he seemed to have some of his wits about him. He +recognized Grim after staring hard at him for about a minute. + +"Jimgrim!" + +"Sidi bin Tagim, isn't it? Well, well I thought it might be you," said +Grim, speaking the northern dialect of Arabic, which differs quite a bit +from that spoken around Jerusalem. + +"Who are these?" asked the man in bed, speaking hoarsely as he stared +first at Jeremy and then at me. + +"Jmil Ras, a friend of mine," Grim answered. + +"And that one?" + +He didn't like the look of me at all. Western clothes and a shaven face +spell nothing reassuring to the Arab when in trouble; he has been +"helped" by the foreigner a time or two too often. + +"An American named Ramsden. Also a friend of mine." + +"Oh! An Amirikani? A hakim?" + +"No. Not a doctor. Not a man to fear. He is a friend of Feisul." + +"On whose word?" + +"Mine," Grim answered. + +Sidi bin Tagim nodded. He seemed willing to take Grim's word for +anything. + +"Why did you say a Jew stabbed you?" Grim asked suddenly. + +"So that they might hang a Jew or two. Wallah! Are the Jews not at the +bottom of all trouble? If a Greek should kill a Maltese it would be a +Jew who planned it! May the curse of Allah change their faces and the +fire of Eblis consume them!" + +"Did you see the man who stabbed you?" + +"Yes." + +And was he a Jew?" + +"Jimgrim, you know better than to ask that! A Jew always hires another +to do the killing. He who struck me was a hireling, who shall die by my +hand, as Allah is my witness. But may Allah do more to me and bring me +down into the dust unburied unless I make ten Jews pay for this!" + +"Any one Jew in particular?" Grim asked, and the man in bed closed up +like a clam that has been touched. + +He was a strange-looking fellow--rather like one of those lean Spaniards +whom Goya used to paint, with a scant beard turning grey, and hollow +cheeks. He had thrown off the grey army blanket because fever burned +him, and his lean, hard muscles stood out as if cast in bronze. + +"But for the Jews, Feisul would be king of all this land this minute!" +he said suddenly, and closed up tight again. + +Grim smiled. He nearly always does smile when apparently at a loose +end. At moments when most cross-examiners would browbeat he grows +sympathetic--humours his man, and, by following whatever detour offers, +gets back on the trail again. + +"How about the French?" he asked. + +"May Allah smite them! They are all in the pay of Jews!" + +"Can you prove it?" + +"Wallah! That I can!" + +Grim looked incredulous. Those baffling eyes of his twinkled with quiet +amusement, and the man in bed resented it. + +"You laugh, Jimgrim, but if you would listen I might tell you +something." + +But Grim only smiled more broadly than ever. + +"Sidi bin Tagim, you're one of those fanatics who think the world is all +leagued against you. Why should the Jews think you sufficiently +important to be murdered?" + +"Wallah! There are few who hold the reins of happenings as I do." + +"If they'd killed you they'd have stopped the clock, eh?" + +"That is as Allah may determine. I am not dead." + +"Have you friends in Jerusalem?" + +"Surely." + +"Strange that they haven't been to see you." + +"Wallah! Not strange at all." + +"I see. They regard you as a man without authority, who might make +trouble and leave other men to face it, eh?" + +"Who says I have no authority?" + +"Well, if you could prove you have--" + +"What then?" the man in bed demanded, trying to sit up. "Feisul, for +instance, is a friend of mine, and these men with me are his friends +too. You have no letter, of course, for that would be dangerous..." + +"Jimgrim, in the name of the Most High, I swear I had a letter! He who +stabbed me took it. I--" + +"Was the letter from Feisul?" + +"Malaish--no matter. It was sealed, and bore a number for the +signature. If you can get that letter for me, Jimgrim--but what is the +use! You are a servant of the British." + +"Tell me who stabbed you and I'll get you the letter." + +"No, for you are clever. You would learn too much. Better tell the +doctor of this place to hurry up and heal me; then I will attend to my +own affairs." + +"I'd like to keep you out of jail, if that's possible," Grim answered. +"You and I are old acquaintances, Sidi bin Tagim. But of course, if +you're here to sow sedition, and should there be a document at large in +proof of it, which document should fall into the hands of the police-- +well, I couldn't do much for you then. You'd better tell me who stabbed +you, and I'll get after him." + +"Ah! But if you get the letter?" + +"I shall read it, of course." + +"But to whom will you show it?" + +"Perhaps to my friends here." + +"Are they bound by your honour?" + +"I shall hold them so." + +There was the glint in Grim's eye now that should warn anyone who knew +him that the scent was hot; added to the fact that the rest of his +expression suggested waning interest, that look of his forebode fine +hunting. + +"There's one other I might consult," he admitted casually. "On my way +here I saw one of Feisul's staff captains driving in a cab toward the +Jaffa Gate." + +The instant effect of that remark was to throw the wounded man into a +paroxysm of mingled rage and fear. He almost threw a fit. His already +bloodless face grew ashy grey and livid blue alternately, and he would +have screamed at Grim if the cough that began to rack his whole body +would have let him. As it was, he gasped out unintelligible words and +sought to make Grim understand by signs. And Grim apparently did +understand. + +"Very well," he laughed, "tell me who stabbed you and I won't mention +your name to Staff-Captain Abd el Kadir." + +"And these men? Will they say nothing?" + +"Not a word. Who stabbed you?" + +"Yussuf Dakmar! May Allah cut him off from love and mercy!" + +"Golly!" exploded Jeremy, forgetting not to talk English. "There's a +swine for you! Yussuf Dakmar's the son of a sea-cook who used to sell +sheep to the Army four times over--drive 'em into camp and get a +receipt--drive 'em out again next night--bring 'em back in the morning-- +get a receipt again--drive 'em off--bring 'em back--us chaps too busy +shifting brother Turk to cotton on. He'll be the boy I kicked out of +camp once. Maybe remembers it too. I'll bet his backbone's twanging +yet! Lead me to him, Grim, old cock, I'd like another piece of him!" + +But Grim was humming to himself, playing piano on the bed-sheet with his +fingers. + +"Is that man not an Arab?" asked the fellow in bed, taking alarm all +over again. + +"Arab your aunt!" laughed Jeremy: "I eat Arabs! I'm the only original +genuine woolly bad man from way back! I'm the plumber who pulled the +plug out of Arabia! You know English? Good! You know what a dose of +salts is then? You've seen it work? Experienced it, maybe? Hah! +You'll understand me. I'm a grain of the Epsom Salt that went through +Beersheba, time the Turks had all the booze in sight and we were +thirsty. Muddy booze it was too--oozy booze--not fit for washing hogs! +Ever heard of Anzacs? Well, I'm one of 'em. Now you know what the +scorpion who stung you's up against! You lie there and think about it, +cocky; I'll show you his shirt tomorrow morning." + +"Suppose we go now," suggested Grim. "I've got the drift of this thing. +Get the rest elsewhere." + +"You can fan that Joskins for a lot more yet," Jeremy objected. "The +plug's pulled. He'll flow if you let him." + +Grim nodded. + +"Sure he would. Don't want too much from him. Don't want to have to +arrest him. Get me?" + +"Come on then," answered Jeremy, "I've promised him a shirt!" + +Beyond the screen Narayan Singh stood like a statue, deaf, dumb, +immovable. Even his eyes were fixed with a blank stare on the wall +opposite. + +"How much did you hear?" Grim asked him. + +"I, sahib? I am a sick man. I have been asleep." + +"Dream anything?" + +"As your honour pleases!" + +"Hospital's stuffy, isn't it? Think you could recover health more +rapidly outdoors? Sick-leave continued of course, but--how about a +little exercise?" + +The Sikh's eyes twinkled. + +"Sahib, you know I need exercise!" + +"I'll speak to the doctor for you. In case he signs a new certificate, +report to me tonight." + +"Atcha, Jimgrim sahib! Atcha!" + + + + +CHAPTER III + +"Hum Dekta hai" + + +Like most of the quarters occupied by British officers, the house +occupied by Major Roger Ticknor and his wife Mabel was "enemy property," +and its only virtue consisted in its being rent free. Grim, Jeremy, +little Ticknor and his smaller wife, and I sat facing across a small +deal table with a stuttering oil-lamp between us. In a house not far +away some Orthodox Jews, arrayed in purple and green and orange, with +fox-fur around the edges of their hats, were drunk and celebrating +noisily the Feast of Esther; so you can work out the exact date if +you're curious enough. The time was nine p.m. We had talked the Anzac +hurricane-drive through Palestine all over again from the beginning, +taking world-known names in vain and doing honour to others that will +stay unsung for lack of recognition, when one of those unaccountable +pauses came, and for the sake of breaking silence, Mabel Ticknor asked a +question. She was a little, plucky, pale-faced thing whom you called +instinctively by her first name at the end of half an hour--a sort of +little mother of loose-ended men, who can make silk purses out of sows' +ears, and wouldn't know how to brag if she were tempted. + +"Say, Jim," she asked, turning her head quickly like a bird toward Grim +on my left, "what's your verdict about that man from Syria that Roger +took in a cab to the Sikh hospital? I'm out a new pair of riding +breeches if Roger has to pay the bill for him. I want my money's worth. +Tell me his story." + +"Go ahead and buy the breeches, Mabel. I'll settle that bill," he +answered. + +"No, you won't, Jim! You're always squandering money. Half your pay +goes to the scallywags you've landed in jail. This one's up to Roger +and me; we found him." + +Grim laughed. + +"I can charge his keep under the head of 'information paid for.' I shall +sign the voucher without a qualm." + +"You'd get blood out of a stone, Jim! Go on, tell us!" + +"I'm hired to keep secrets as well as discover them," Grim answered, +smiling broadly. + +"Of course you are," she retorted. "But I know all Roger's secrets, and +he's a doctor, mind you! Am I right, Roger? Come along! There are no +servants--no eavesdroppers. Wait. I'll put tea on the table, and then +we'll all listen." + +She made tea Australian fashion in a billy, which is quick and simple, +but causes alleged dyspepsia cures to sell well all the way from +Adelaide to the Gulf of Carpentraia. + +"You'll have to tell her, Jim," said Jeremy. + +"Mabel's safe as an iron roof," put in her husband. "Noisy in the rain, +but doesn't leak." + +But neither man nor woman could have extracted a story from James +Schuyler Grim unless it suited him to tell it. Mabel Ticknor is one of +those honest little women who carry men's secrets with them up and down +the world. Being confided in by nearly every man who met her was a +habit. But Grim tells only when the telling may accomplish something, +and I wondered, as he laid his elbow on the table to begin, just what +use he meant to make of Mabel Ticknor. He uses what he knows as other +level-headed men use coin, spending thriftily for fair advantage. + +"That is secret," he began, as soon as Mabel had dumped the contents of +the billy into a huge brown teapot. "I expect Narayan Singh here +presently. He'll have a letter with him, taken from the Syrian who +stabbed that man in the hospital." + +"Whoa, hoss!" Jeremy interrupted. "You mean you've sent that Sikh to +get the shirt of Yussuf Dakmar?" + +Grim nodded. + +"That was my job," Jeremy objected. + +"Whoa, hoss, yourself, Jeremy!" Grim answered. "You'd have gone down +into the bazaar like a bull into a china-shop. Narayan Singh knows +where to find him. If he shows fight, he'll be simply handed over to +the Sikh patrol for attacking a man in uniform, and by the time he +reaches the lock-up that letter will be here on the table between us." + +"All the same, that's a lark you've done me out of," Jeremy insisted. +"That Yussuf Dakmar's a stinker. I know all about him. Two whole +squadrons had to eat lousy biscuit for a week because that swab sold the +same meat five times over. But I'll get him yet!" + +"Well, as I was saying," Grim resumed, "there's a letter in Jerusalem +that's supposed to be from Feisul. But when Feisul writes anything he +signs his name to it, whereas a number is the signature on this. Now +that fellow Sidi bin Tagim in the hospital is an honest old kite in his +way. He's a great rooter for Feisul. And the only easy way to ditch a +man like Feisul, who's as honest as the day is long, and no man's fool, +is to convince his fanatical admirers that for his own sake he ought to +be forced along a certain course. The game's as old as Adam. You fill +up a man like Sidi bin Tagim with tales about Jews--convince him that +Jews stand between Feisul and a kingdom--and he'll lend a hand in any +scheme ostensibly directed against Jews. Get me?" + +"So would I!" swore Jeremy. "I'm against 'em too! I camped alongside +the Jordan Highlanders one time when--" + +But we had had that story twice that evening with variations. He was +balancing his chair on two legs, so I pushed him over backward, and +before he could pick himself up again Grim resumed. + +"Feisul is in Damascus, and the Syrian Convention has proclaimed him +king. That don't suit the French, who detest him. The feeling's +mutual. When Feisul went to Paris for the Peace Conference, the French +imagined he was easy. They thought, here's another of these Eastern +princes who can be taken in the old trap. So they staged a special +performance at the Opera for him, and invited him to supper afterward +behind the scenes with the usual sort of ladies in full war-paint in +attendance." + +"Shall we cut that too?" suggested Mabel. + +"Sure. Feisul did! He's not that kind of moth. Ever since then the +French have declared he's a hypocrite; and because he won't yield his +rights they've been busy inventing wrongs of their own and insisting on +immediate adjustment. The French haven't left one stone unturned that +could irritate Feisul into making a false move." + +"To hell with them!" suggested Jeremy, reaching for more tea. + +"But Feisul's not easy to irritate," Grim went on. "He's one of those +rare men, who get born once in an epoch, who force you to believe that +virtue isn't extinct. He's almost like a child in some things--like a +good woman in others--and a man of iron courage all the time, who can +fire Arabs in the same way Saladin did five centuries ago." + +"He looks like a saint," said Jeremy. "I've seen him." + +"But he's no soft liver," continued Grim. "He was brought up in the +desert among Bedouins, and has their stoical endurance with a sort of +religious patience added. Gets that maybe from being a descendant of +the Prophet." + +"Awful sort to have to fight, that kind are," said Jeremy. "They wear +you down!" + +"So the French decided some time ago to persuade Feisul's intimates to +make a bad break which he couldn't repudiate." + +"Why don't he cut loose with forty or fifty thousand men and boot the +French into the sea?" demanded Jeremy. "I'll make one to help him! I +knew a Frenchman once, who--" + +"We'll come to that presently," said Grim. "I dare say you didn't hear +of Verdun." + +"Objection sustained. Hand it to 'em. They've got guts," grinned +Jeremy. "Fire away, old top." + +"Well, they ran foul of an awkward predicament, which is that there are +some darned decent fellows among the officers of their army of +occupation. There's more than a scattering of decent gentlemen who +don't like dirt. I won't say they tell Feisul secrets, or disobey +orders; but if you want to give a man a square deal there are ways of +doing it without sending him telegrams." + +Mabel put the tea back on the kerosene stove to stew, with an extra +handful of black leaves in it. Grim continued: + +"Another thing: The French are half afraid that if they take the field +against Feisul on some trumped-up pretext, he'll get assistance from the +British. They could send him things he needs more than money, and can't +get. Ninety-nine per cent of the British are pro-Feisul. Some of them +would risk their jobs to help him in a pinch. The French have got to +stall those men before they can attack Feisul safely." + +"How d'you mean--stall 'em?" demanded Jeremy. "Not all the British are +fools--only their statesmen, and generals, and sixty percent of the +junior officers and rank and file. The rest don't have to be fed pap +from a bottle; they're good men. Takes more than talk to stall that +kind off a man they like." + +"You've got the idea, Jeremy. You have to show them. Well, why not +stir up revolution here in Palestine in Feisul's name? Why not get the +malcontents to murder Jews wholesale, with propaganda blowing full blast +to make it look as if Feisul's hand is directing it all? It's as simple +as falling off a log. French agents who look like honest Arabs approach +the most hairbrained zealots who happen to be on the inside with Feisul, +and suggest to them that the French and British are allies; therefore +the only way to keep the British from helping the French will be to +start red-hot trouble in Palestine that will keep the British busy +protecting themselves and the Jews. + +"The secret agents point out that although Feisul is against anything of +the sort, he must be committed to it for his own sake. And they make +great capital out of Feisul's promise that he will protect the Jews if +recognized as king of independent Syria. Kill all the Jews beforehand, +so there won't be any for him to protect when the time comes--that's the +argument." + +Mabel interrupted. + +"Haven't you warned Feisul?" + +She had both elbows on the table and her chin between her hands, and I +dare say she had listened in just that attitude to fifty inside stories +that the newspapers would scatter gold in vain to get. + +"I sure did. And he has sent one of his staff down here to keep an eye +on things. I saw him this afternoon riding in a cab toward the Jaffa +Gate. I said as much to that fellow in the hospital, and he was scared +stiff at the idea of my recovering the supposed Feisul letter and +showing it to an officer who is really in Feisul's confidence. That--I +mean the man's fear--linked everything up." + +"You talk like Sherlock Holmes," laughed Jeremy. "I'll bet you a new +hat nothing comes of it." + +"That bet's on," Grim answered. "It's to be a female hat, and Mabel +gets it. Order an expensive one from Paris, Mabel; Jeremy shall pay. +We've lots of other information. The troops here have been warned of an +intended massacre of Jews. The arrival of this letter probably puts a +date to it. + +"But it puts a date to something else on which the whole future of the +Near East hangs; and that means the future of half the world, and maybe +the whole of it, because about three hundred million Mohammedans are +watching Feisul and will govern themselves accordingly. India, Persia, +Mesopotamia, Egypt, all Northern Africa--there's almost no limit to what +depends on Feisul's safety; and the French can't or won't understand +that." + +There came the sound of heavy ammunition boots outside on the stone +step, followed by a cough that I believe I could recognize among a +thousand. Narayan Singh coughs either of two ways--once, deep bass, for +all's well; twice, almost falsetto, for a hint of danger. This time it +was the single deep bass cough. But it was followed after half a minute +by the two high-pitched barks, and Grim held up a hand for silence. At +the end of perhaps a minute there came from the veranda a perfect +imitation of the lascar's ungrammatical, whining singsong from a +fo'castle-head: + +"Hum dekta hai!--I'm on the watch." + +Grim nodded--to himself, I suppose, for none had spoken to him. + +"Do you mind stepping out and getting that letter from him, Ramsden? +Keep in the shadow, please, and give him this pistol; he may need it." + +So I slipped out through the screen door and spent a minute looking for +Narayan Singh. I'm an old hunter, but it wasn't until Narayan Singh +deliberately moved a hand to call attention to himself that I discovered +him within ten feet of me. + +The risk of being seen from the street in case some spy were lurking out +there was obvious. So I walked all the way round the house, and came +and stood below him on his left hand where the house cast impenetrable +shadow; but though I took my time and moved stealthily he heard me and +passed me a letter through the veranda rails, accepting the pistol in +exchange without comment. + +I could see him distinctly from that angle. His uniform on one side was +torn almost into rags, and his turban was all awry, as if he had lost it +in a scuffle and hadn't spared time to rewind it properly--a sure sign +of desperate haste; for a male tiger in the spring-time is no more +careful of his whiskers than a Sikh is of the thirty yards of cloth he +winds around his head. + +As he didn't speak or make any more movement than was necessary to pass +me the letter and take the pistol, I returned the way I had come, +entered by the back door, tossed the letter to Grim, and crept back +again to bear a hand in case of need. Grim said nothing, but Jeremy +followed me, and two minutes later the Australian and I were crouching +in darkness below the veranda. This time I don't think Narayan Singh was +aware of friends at hand. + +His eyes were fixed on the slightly lighter gap in a dark wall that was +the garden gate but looked more like a dim hole leading into a cave. +There being no other entrance that we knew of, Jeremy and I doubled up +on the same job, and a rat couldn't have come through without one of the +three of us detecting him. If we had had our senses with us we might +have realized that Narayan Singh was perfectly capable of watching that +single narrow space, and have used our own eyes to better advantage. +However, we're all three alive today, and two of us learned a lesson. + + +It wasn't long--perhaps five minutes--before a man showed himself +outside the gate, like a spectre dodging this and that way in response +to unearthly impulse. Once or twice he started forward, as if on the +point of sneaking in, but thought better of it and retreated. Once his +attitude suggested that he might be taking aim with a pistol; but if +that was so, he chose not to waste a shot or start an alarm by firing at +a mark he couldn't see. What he did accomplish was to keep six keen +eyes fixed on him. + +And that gave three other men their chance to gain an entrance at the +rear of the wall in the garden, and creep up unawares. It was probably +sheer accident that led all three of them along the far side of the +house, but it was fortunate for Jeremy and me, for otherwise cold steel +between our shoulder-blades would likely have been our first intimation +of their presence. + +We never suspected their existence until they gained the veranda by the +end opposite to where we waited; and I think they would have done their +murder if the man outside the gate hadn't lost his head from excitement, +or some similar emotion and tried to make a signal to them. All three +had brought up against the end window, where a shade torn in two places +provided a good view into the room in which Grim, Mabel and the doctor +were still sitting. Each of them had a pistol, and their intention +didn't admit of doubt. + +"Are you there, sahib?" Narayan Singh whispered. + +But Jeremy and I were aware of them almost as soon as he, and rather +than make a noise by vaulting the veranda rail, we took the longer route +by way of the front steps. Jeremy, who was wearing sandals, kicked them +off and not having to creep so carefully, moved faster. + +Of course, the obvious question is, why didn't Narayan Singh shoot? I +had a pistol too; why didn't I use it? Well, I'll tell you. None but +the irresponsible criminal shoots a man except in obedience to orders or +in self-defence. + +You may argue that those three night-prowlers might have shot Ticknor +and his wife and Grim through the window while we aired our superior +virtue. The answer to that is, that they didn't, although that was +their intention. Narayan Singh, already once that night in danger of +his life, and a "godless, heathen Sikh," as I have heard a missionary +call him, pocketed the pistol I had given him before proceeding to +engage, he being also a white man by the proper way of estimating such +things. + +Jeremy was first on the scene of action, with Narayan Singh close behind +him, and I was quite a bit behind, for I tripped against the top step in +my hurry. The noise I made gave the alarm, and the three Arabs twisted +round like cornered scorpions. I guess they couldn't see us well at +first, having been staring through the torn shade into the lighted room. + +Their pistols were cocked, but Jeremy's fist landed in the nearest man's +face before he could shoot, and he went crashing backwards into his +friend behind, whose head disappeared for a moment through the +window-pane, and the only blood shed on that occasion came from the +first man's nose and the back of the second man's neck where the smashed +glass slit a gash in it. + +The third man fired wildly at me, and missed, a fraction of a second +before Narayan Singh landed on him with hands and feet; whereat the man +in the street emptied his pistol at me and ran away. I was in two minds +whether to give chase to him, but made the wrong decision, being heavy +on my feet and none too fond of running, so the big fish got away. + +But even with my help added, the three less important fish still gave a +lot of trouble, for they fought like wild cats, using teeth and finger- +nails; and the doctor and his wife and Grim were all out lending a hand +before we had them finally convinced that the game was up. Mabel +trussed up the worst man with a clothes line, while I sat on him. + +I expected to see a crowd around the house by that time, but Jerusalem +works otherwise than some cities. The sound of a pistol-shot sends +everybody hurrying for cover, lest some enemy accuse them afterwards of +having had a hand in the disturbance. And the nearest police post was a +mile away. So we had our little outrage all to ourselves, although +strange tales went the rounds of the Holy City that night, and two weeks +later several European newspapers printed a beautiful account of a +midnight massacre of Jews. + +We dragged our prisoners into the sitting-room, and stood them up in +front of Grim after the doctor and Mabel had attended to their hurts, +which weren't especially serious; although nobody need expect to get in +the way of Jeremy's fist and feel comfortable for several hours +afterwards. The cut made in the second man's neck by broken glass +needed several stitches, but the third man was only winded from having +been sat on, and of course he was much more sorry for himself than +either of the other two--a fact that Grim noted. + +There was another noticeable circumstance that shed light on human +nature and Grim's knowledge of it. They were all three eager to tell +their story, although not necessarily the same story; whereas Narayan +Singh, who knew that every word he might say would be believed +implicitly, was in no hurry to tell his at all. + +Now when you're dealing with Eastern and near-Eastern people of the sort +who lie instinctively (and it may be that this applies to the West as +well) it's a good plan to establish, if you can, a basis of truth for +them to build their tale on; because the truth acts like acid on +untruth. They're going to lie in any case; but lies told without any +reference to truth knit better than when invented at a moment's notice +to explain away another's straightforward statement. There's a +plausible theory that culprits taken in the act are best examined in +secret, one by one, in ignorance of all the evidence against them. + +The wise method is to let them hear the evidence against themselves. +Nine times out of ten they will accept that as unanswerable, and strive +to twist its meaning or smother it under a mass of lies. But the truth +they have accepted, as I have said, works just like acid and destroys +their argument almost as fast as they build it up. In the few cases +when that doesn't happen, they break down altogether and confess. + +Anyhow, Grim, who taught me what I have just written, refused to listen +to their bleating until Narayan Singh first told in their hearing all +that he knew about the night's events. They were forced to sit down on +the floor and listen to him like three coffee-shop loungers being told a +story; and I don't doubt that the effect was strengthened by the Sikh's +standing facing them, for the contrast was as between jackals and a +lion. + +Not that they were small men, for they weren't, or mere ten-dollar +assassins picked up in the suk. They looked well fed, and wore fine +linen, whereas Narayan Singh was in rags and had lost weight in our +recent desert marching, so that his cheek-bones stood out and he looked +superficially much more like a man at bay than they did. + +But their well-cared-for faces were lean in the wrong place, and puffy +under the eyes. In place of courage they flaunted an insolent leer, and +the smile intended to convey self-confidence betrayed to a close +observer anxiety bordering on panic. + +The most offensive part about them really was their feet, which are +indices of character too often overlooked. They had come to their task +in slippers, which they had kicked off before reaching the veranda, and +instead of the firm, tough feet that a real man stands on, what they +displayed as they squatted were subtle, soft things, not exactly flabby, +but even more suggestive of treachery than their thin beaks and shifty +eyes. + +To sum them up, they were dandies, of the kind who join the Young Turk +Party and believe the New Era can be distilled of talk and tricks; and +they looked like mean animals compared to that staunch conservative +Narayan Singh, who, nevertheless, is not without his own degree of +subtlety. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +"I call this awful!" + + +Sahib, in accordance with instructions I proceeded to Christian Street +to the place you spoke of, where I found Yussuf Dakmar drinking coffee +and smoking in company with these men and others. They did not see me in +the beginning, because I entered by the door of a house threescore and +five paces farther down the street; and having by that means gained the +roof I descended to a gallery built of stone above one end of the +coffee-shop, and there lay concealed among evil-smelling bags. + +"They conversed in Arabic; and presently when other men had entered, +some of whose names I overheard and wrote down on this slip of paper, +Yussuf Dakmar locked the outer door, turning the great key twice and +setting a chain in place as well. Then he stood on a red stool having +four short legs, with his back to the door that he had locked, and spoke +in the manner of one who stirs a multitude, gesticulating greatly. + +"The argument he made was thus: He said that Jerusalem is a holy city, +and Palestine a holy land; and that promises are all the more sacred if +given in connection with religious matters; whereat they all applauded +greatly. Nevertheless, a little later on he mocked at all religion, and +they applauded that too. He said that the Allies, persuaded thereto by +the British, had made a promise to the Emir Feisul on the strength of +which the Arabs made common war with the Allies against the Turks and +Germans, losing of their own a hundred thousand men and untold money. + +"So, sahib. Next he asked them how much of that promise made by the +Allies to Emir Feisul as the leader of the Arabs had been kept, or was +likely to be kept; and they answered in one voice, 'None of it!' +Whereat he nodded, as a teacher nods gravely when the pupils have their +lesson well by heart, and said presently in a voice like that of a Guru +denouncing sin: 'A woman's promise is a little matter; who believes +it? When it is broken all men laugh. A promise extorted under threat +or torture is not binding, since he who made the promise was not free to +govern his own conduct; that is law. A promise made in business,' said +he, 'is a contract contingent on circumstances and subject to +litigation. But a promise made in wartime by a nation is a pledge set +down in letters of blood. Whoever breaks it is guilty of blood; and +whoever fails to smite dead the breaker of that oath, commits treason +against Allah!' + +"They applauded that speech greatly, sahib, and when they grew silent he +bade them look about and judge for themselves at whose door the breaking +of that sacred promise really lay. 'Show me,' said he, 'one trace of +Arab government in all Palestine. Who owns the land?' he asked them. +'Arabs!' said they. 'Yet to whom has the country been given?' he +shouted. 'To the Jews!' they answered; and he grew silent for a while, +like a teacher whose class has only given half the answer to a question +until presently one man growled out, 'To the sword with the Jews in the +name of Allah!' and the others echoed that which satisfied him, for he +smiled, nevertheless not using those words himself. And presently he +continued: + +"'We in this room are men of enlightenment. We are satisfied to leave +past and future to speculations of idle dreamers. For us the present. +So we attach no value to the fact that Feisul is descended in a straight +line from the founder of the Moslem faith; for that is a superstition +as foolish in its way as Christianity or any other creed. But who is +there like Feisul who can unite all Arabs under one banner?' + +"They answered, sahib, that Feisul is the only living man who can +accomplish that, making many assertions in his praise, Yussuf Dakmar +nodding approval as each spoke. 'Yet,' said he when they had finished, +'Feisul is also fallible. In certain ways he is a fool, and principally +in this: That he insists on keeping his own promises to men who have +broken their own promises to him.' And like pupils in a class who recite +their lesson, they all murmured that such a course as that is madness. + +"'So,' said he, 'we are clear on that point. We are not altruists, nor +religious fanatics, nor slaves, but men of common sense who have a +business in view. We are not Feisul's servants, but he ours. We make +use of him, not he of us. If he persists in a wrong course, we must +force him into the right one, for the day of autocratic government is +past and the hour has come when those who truly represent the people +have the first right to direct all policy. If the right is still +withheld from them, they must take it. And it is we in this room who +truly represent the Arab cause, on whom lies the responsibility of +forcing Feisul's hand!' + +"Well, sahib, these three prisoners who sit here offered, at once to go +to Damascus and kill the men who are advising Feisul wrongly. They said +that if they were given money they could easily hire Damascenes to do +the dagger work, there being, as the sahib doubtless knows, a common +saying in these parts about Damascus folk and sharp steel. Whereat +Yussuf Dakmar suddenly assumed a sneering tone of voice, saying that he +preferred men for his part with spunk enough to do such work themselves, +and there was an argument, they protesting and he mocking them, until at +last this man, whose neck the glass cut, demanded of him whether he, +Yussuf Dakmar, was not in truth an empty boaster who would flinch at +bloodshed. + +"He seemed to have been waiting for just that, sahib, for he smirked and +threw a chest. 'I am a man,' said he, 'of example as well as precept. +I have done what I saw fit to do! I make no boasts,' said he, 'for a +man who talks about himself sets others talking, and there are deeds +creditable to the doer that are best not spoken of. But I will tell you +other things, and you may draw your own conclusions. + +"'Because Feisul refuses to attack the French, having promised those +promise-breakers that he will not; and because Feisul has promised to +protect the Jews and is likely to try to keep that promise to the +promise-breaking English, certain of his intimates in Damascus, in whose +confidence I am, have determined to force both issues, taking steps in +his name that will commit him finally. Feisul's army of fifty thousand +men is as ready as it will ever be. There is no money in the Damascus +treasury, and therefore every moment of delay is now a moment lost. The +time has come for action!'" + +Our three prisoners were listening to the recitation spellbound, and so +were we all for that matter. The mere memory feat was amazing enough. +Few men could listen in hiding to a stranger's words, and report them +exactly after an interval of more than an hour; but Narayan Singh did +better than that, for he reproduced the speaker's gesture and inflexion, +so that we had a mental picture of the scene that he described. Mabel +offered him stewed tannic acid in the name of tea, and Ticknor suggested +a chair, but he waved both offers aside and continued as if the picture +before his mind and the words he was remembering might escape him if he +took things easy. + +"Sahib, they were very much excited when he spoke of action. First one +man and then another stood up and boasted of having made all things +ready; how this one had supervised the hiding of sharp swords; how +another had kept men at work collecting cartridges on battlefields; how +this and that one had continued spreading talk against the Jews, so that +they swore that at least ten thousand Moslems in Jerusalem are fretting +to begin a massacre. 'Let Feisul only strike the first blow from +Damascus,' said they, 'and Palestine will run blood instantly!'" + +"And we sit here drinking tea," exclaimed Mabel, "while up at +headquarters they're dancing and playing bridge! I call this awful! We +all ought to be..." + +Grim smiled and shook his head for silence. + +"We've known all this for some time," he said. "Don't worry. There'll be +no massacre; the troops are sleeping by their arms, and every possible +contingency has been provided for. Go on, Narayan Singh." + +"Well, sahib; when they had done babbling and boasting this Yussuf +Dakmar got back on his stool and spoke sternly, as one who gives final +judgment and intends to be obeyed. 'It is we who must make the first +move,' said he; 'and we shall force Feisul to move after us by moving +in his name.' Whereat this man here, whose nose was broken on the fist +of Jeremy sahib, said that a letter bearing Feisul's seal would make the +matter easier. 'For the men,' said he, 'who are to slit Jews' throats +will ask first for proof of our authority to bid them begin the +business.' + +"And at that speech Yussuf Dakmar laughed with great delight. 'Better +late than never!' said he. 'Better to think of a wise precaution now +than not at all! But oh, ye are an empty-headed crew!' he told them. +'I pity the conspiracy that had no better planning than ye would make +for it without my fore thought! I thought of this long ago! I sent a +message to Damascus, begging that a date be set and just such a letter +sent to us. Feisul, I knew, would sign no such letter; but the paper +he uses lies on an open desk, and there are men about him who have +access to his seal. And because my appeal was well-timed it met with +approval. A letter such as I asked for was written on Feisul's paper, +sealed with his seal, and sent!' + +"'But does it bear his signature?' a man asked. + +"'How could it, since he never saw the letter?' Yussuf Dakmar answered. + +"'Then few will pay heed to it,' said the other. + +"'Perhaps if we were all such fools as you that might be so,' Yussuf +Dakmar retorted. 'However, fortunately the rest of us have readier +wits! This letter is signed with a number, and the number is that of +Feisul's generation in descent from the Prophet Mohammed. Let men be +told that this is his secret signature, and when they see his seal +beside it, will they not believe? Every hour in Jerusalem, and in all +the world, men believe things less credible than that!' + +"But at that, sahib, another man asked him how they might know that the +letter really came from Damascus. 'It well might be,' said that one, 'a +forgery contrived by Yussuf Dakmar himself, in which case though they +might stir many Moslems into action by showing it, the men in Damascus +would fail to follow up the massacre by striking at the French. And if +they do not strike at the French,' said he, 'the French will not appeal +to the British for aid; and so the British troops will be free to +protect the Jews and butcher us, by which means we shall be worse off +than before.' + +"Whereat Yussuf Dakmar laughed again. 'If ye will go to the Sikh +hospital,' said he, 'ye will find there the man who brought the letter. +He lies in a cot in the upper storey with a knife-wound between his +shoulder-blades. It was a mistaken accident unfortunate for him; the +letter was intended for me, but I did not know that. What does the life +of one fool matter? He gave out that Jews stabbed him, and it may be he +believes that; yet I have the letter in my pocket here!' And he +touched with one hand the portion of his coat beneath which was the +pocket that contained the letter. I was watching, sahib, from where I +lay hidden. + +"He was about, I think, to show them the letter, when another thought +occurred to him. He wrinkled his brow, as if seeking words in which to +make his meaning clear, and they seemed willing enough to wait for him, +but not so I, for I now knew where the letter was. So I sprang into +their midst, falling less dangerously than I might have done by reason +of a man's shoulders that served for a cushion. It may be that his +bones broke under my weight. I can give no accurate report as to that, +for I was in great haste. But as he gave way under me, I pitched +forward, and, kicking Yussuf Dakmar in the belly with my boot, I fell on +him, they falling on me in turn and we all writhing together in one mass +on the floor. So I secured the letter." + +"Good man!" Grim nodded. + +"Wish I'd been there!" mourned Jeremy. + +"And, having what I came for, I broke free; and taking the red stool I +hurled it at the lamp, so that we were in total darkness, which made it +a simple matter to unlock the door, and proceed about my business. +Nevertheless, I heard them strike matches behind me, and it seemed +unwise to take to my heels at once, it being easy to pursue a man who +runs. + +"As the sahib doubtless remembers, between that coffee shop and the next +house is a stone buttress jutting out into the street, forming on its +side farthest from the coffee-shop a dark corner, for whose filth and +stink the street cleaners ought to be punished. Therein I lurked, while +those who pursued ran past me up the street, I counting them; and among +them I did not count Yussuf Dakmar and three more. It happened that a +man was running up the street and the pursuers supposed him to be me. +So I was left with only four to deal with; and it entered my head that +no doubt Jimgrim sahib would be pleased to interview Yussuf Dakmar. + +"And after a few moments Yussuf Dakmar came forth, and I heard him speak +to these three fellows. + +"'Those fools,' said he, 'hunt like street dogs at the sound of rubbish +tossed out of a window. But I think that Indian soldier is less foolish +than they. If I were he,' said Yussuf Dakmar, 'I think I wouldn't run +far, with all these shadows to right and left and all the hours from now +until dawn in which to act the fox. I suspect he is not far away at +this minute. Nevertheless,' said he, 'those Indians are dangerous +fellows. It is highly important that we get that letter from him; but +it is almost equally important that we stop his mouth, which would be +impossible if he should escape alive. If we wait here,' said he, 'we +shall see him emerge from a shadow, if I am not much mistaken.' + +"So they waited, sahib. And after a few minutes, when my breath had +returned to me, I let him have credit as a wise one by emerging as he +had said. And those four stalked me through the streets, not daring to +come close until I should lead them to a lonely place; and I led them +with discretion to this house, where happened what the sahib knows. + +"That is all I know about this matter, except that being absent from +duty on sick-leave there may be difficulty in the matter of my tunic, +which is badly torn." + +Having finished his story Narayan Singh stood at attention like one of +those wooden images they used to keep on the sidewalk outside tobacco +stores. + +Grim smiled at the prisoners and asked whether they had any remarks to +make--a totally lawless proceeding, for he did not caution them, and had +no jurisdiction as a magistrate. They were three men caught red-handed +attempting murder and burglary, and entitled accordingly to protection +that the law doesn't always accord to honest men. But, as I have said, +a true tale in the ears of criminals acts like a chemical reagent. It +sets them to work lying, and the lie burns off, disclosing naked truth +again. But, mother of me, they were daring liars! The fellow who had +come out of the scrap more or less unscathed piped up for the three, the +other two nodding and prompting him in whispers. + +"What that Indian says in the main is true. He did jump down from the +gallery and surprise a meeting summoned by Yussuf Dakmar. And it is +true that Yussuf Dakmar's purpose is to bring about a massacre of Jews, +which is to be simultaneous with an attack by Feisul's forces on the +French in Syria. But we three men are not in favour of it. We have had +no part in the preparations, although we know all details. We are +honest men, who have the public interest at heart, and accordingly we +have spied on Yussuf Dakmar, purposing to expose all his plans to the +authorities." + +Jeremy began humming to himself. Mabel tittered, and little Doctor +Ticknor swore under his breath. But Grim looked as if he believed them +--looked pleasantly surprised--and nodded gravely. + +"But that hardly explains your following this Indian through the streets +and attacking him on the veranda," he suggested, as if sure they could +explain that too--as sure enough they did. + +"We did not attack him. He attacked us. It was obvious to us from the +first that he must be an agent of the Government. So when Yussuf Dakmar +told us to follow and murder him we decided it was time to expose Yussuf +Dakmar, and that this was our opportunity. We knew surely that this +Indian would take that letter straight to some official of the +Government; it was only necessary to pretend to hunt him and in that +manner inveigle Yussuf Dakmar into the toils. + +"But when we reached this house Yussuf Dakmar was afraid and refused to +approach nearer than the street. He insisted on keeping watch outside +the garden gate while we should draw near and shoot everyone who might +be in the house and recover the letter. He is a coward, and we could +not persuade him. + +"So we decided to pretend to do his bidding, and to whisper through the +window to the people within to pass out to the street by some back way +and capture him, after which we would give all our evidence to the +authorities. + +"It was while we were looking through the window, seeking to call the +attention of those within for that purpose and no other, that we were +attacked and submitted to much unnecessary violence. That is the whole +truth, as Allah is our witness! We are honest men, who seek to uphold +the law, and we claim the protection of the Government. We are ready to +tell all we know, including the names of those connected with this +plot." + + + + +CHAPTER V + +"Nobody will know, no bouquets" + + +There followed a tedious hour or two, during which Grim cross-examined +the three "honest men," and took down lists of names from their +dictation, getting Doctor Ticknor meanwhile to go for the police because +Yussuf Dakmar might still be lurking in the neighbourhood for a chance +to murder Narayan Singh. It was only after the police had carried off +the prisoners to jail (where they repudiated their entire confession +next morning) that Grim showed us the letter which, like a spark, had +fired a powder magazine--although a smaller one than its writer +intended. + +"It isn't in Feisul's handwriting," he said, holding the feathery Arab +script up to the lamplight; "and it's no more like his phraseology than +a camel resembles a locomotive. Listen to this: + +To the Pan-Arab Committee in Jerusalem, by favour of Yussuf Dakmar Bey +its District President, Greeting in the name of God: + +Ye know that on former occasions the foes of our land and race were +overwhelmed when, relying on the aid of the Most High, and raising the +green banner of the Prophet--on whom be peace--we launched our squadrons +in a cause held sacred by us all. + +Ye know that in that fashion, and not otherwise, the accursed conquerors +were driven forth and our sacred banner was set on high over the +Damascus roofs, where by Allah's blessing may it wave for ever! + +Ye know how those who claimed to be our friends have since proven +themselves foes, so that the independent state for which we fought is +held today in ignominious subjection by aliens, who deny the true Faith +and hold their promises as nothing. + +Ye know how Damascus is beset by the French, and Palestine is held by +the British who, notwithstanding the oath they swore to us, are daily +betraying us Arabs to the Jews. + +Know now, then, that the hour has struck when, again in the name of +Allah, we must finish what we formerly began and with our true swords +force these infidels to yield our country to us. Nor on this occasion +shall we sheathe our swords until from end to end our land is free and +united under one government of our own choosing. + +Know that this time there shall be no half-measures nor any compromise. +It is written, Ye shall show no quarter to the infidel. Let no Jew live +to boast that he has footing in the land of our ancestors. Leave ye no +root of them in the earth nor seedling that can spring into a tree! +Smite, and smite swiftly in the name of Him who never sleeps, who keeps +all promises, whose almighty hand is ready to preserve the Faithful. + +Whereunto ye are bidden to take courage. Whereunto our army of Syria +stands ready. Whereunto the day has been appointed. + +Know ye that the tenth day from the sending of this letter, and at dawn, +is the appointed time. Therefore let all make common cause for the +favour of the Most High which awaits the Faithful. + +In the name of God and Mohammed the Prophet of God, on whom be +blessings." + + +There followed the Moslem date and the numerical signature over Feisul's +indubitable seal. Grim figured a moment and worked out the +corresponding date according to our western calendar. + +"Leaves six days," he said pleasantly. "It means the French intend to +attack Damascus seven days from now." + +"Let 'em!" Jeremy exploded. "Feisul'll give 'em ----! All they've got +are Algerians." + +"The French have poison gas," Grim answered dourly. "Feisul's men have +no masks." + +"Get 'em some!" + +That was Jeremy again. Grim didn't answer, but went on talking: + +"They're going to get Damascus. All they've waited for was poison gas, +and now there's no stopping 'em. They forged this letter after the gas +arrived. Now if they catch Feisul in Damascus they'll put him on trial +for his life, and they probably hope to get this letter back somehow to +use as evidence against him." + +"Go slow, Jim!" Mabel objected. "Where's your proof that the French are +jockeying this? Isn't that Feisul's seal?" + +"Yes, and it's his paper. But not his handwriting." + +"He might have dictated it, mightn't he?" + +"Never in those words. Feisul don't talk or write that way. The +letter's a manifest forgery, as I'll prove by confronting Feisul with +it. But there's a little oversight that should convince you it's a +forgery. Have you a magnifying glass, doc?" + +Ticknor produced one in a minute, and Grim held the letter under the +lamp. On the rather wide margin, carefully rubbed out, but not so +carefully that the indentation did not show, was the French word +magnifique that had been written with a rather heavy hand and one of +those hard pencils supplied to colonial governments by exporters from +stocks that can't be sold at home. + +"That proves nothing," Mabel insisted. "All educated Arabs talk French. +Somebody on Feisul's staff was asked for an opinion on the letter before +it went. My husband's Arab orderly told me only yesterday that a sling +I made for a man in the hospital was magnifique." + +The objection was well enough taken, because it was the sort the forger +of the letter would be likely to raise if brought to book. But Grim's +argument was not exhausted. + +"There are other points, Mabel. For one thing, it's blue metallic ink. +Feisul's private letters are all written with indelible black stuff made +from pellets that I gave him; they're imported from the States." + +"But if Feisul wanted to prove an alibi, he naturally wouldn't use his +special private ink," objected Mabel. + +"Then why his seal, and his special private notepaper? However, there's +another point. Feisul writes the purest kind of Arabic, and this isn't +that sort of Arabic. It was written by a foreigner--perhaps a +Frenchman--possibly an Armenian--most likely a Turk--certainly one of +the outer ring of politicians who have access to Feisul and seek to +control him, but are not really in his confidence. Damascus is simply a +network of spies of that kind--men who attached themselves to the Arab +cause when it looked like winning and are now busy transferring their +allegiance. + +"I think I could name the man who wrote this; I think I know the man +who wrote that magnifique. If I'm right, Yussuf Dakmar will notify the +French tonight through their agents in Jerusalem. The man who wrote +that magnifique will know before morning that the letter's missing; and +it doesn't matter how careful I may be, it'll be known as soon as I +start for Damascus. + +"They'll dope out that our obvious course would be to confront Feisul +with this letter. The only way to travel is by train; the roads are +rotten--in fact, no auto could get through; they'd tip off the +Bedouins, who'd murder everybody. + +"So they'll watch the trains and especially Haifa, where everyone going +north has to spend the night; and they'll stop at nothing to get the +letter back, for two reasons; as long as it's in our hands it can be +used to establish proof of the plot against Feisul; once it's back in +theirs, they can keep it in their secret dossier to use against Feisul +if they ever catch him and bring him to trial. You remember the Dreyfus +case? + +"I shall start for Damascus by the early train--probably take an auto as +far as Ludd. If I want to live until I reach Damascus I shall have to +prove conclusively that I haven't that letter with me. Anyone known to +be in British service is going to be suspected and, if not murdered, +robbed. Ramsden has been seen about too much with me. Jeremy might +juggle by but he's already notorious, and these people are shrewd. +Better hold Jeremy in reserve, and the same with Narayan Singh. A +woman's best. How about you, Mabel?" + +"What d'you mean, Jim?" + +"Do you know a woman in Haifa?" + +"Of course I do." + +"Well enough to expect a bed for the night at a moment's notice?" + +"Certainly." + +Mabel's eyes were growing very bright indeed. It was her husband who +looked alarmed. + +"Well, now, here's the point." + +Grim leaned back in his chair and lit a cigarette, not looking at +anybody, stating his case impersonally, as it were, which is much the +shrewdest way of being personal. + +"Feisul's up against it, and he's the best man in all this land, bar +none. They've dealt to him from a cold deck, and he's bound to lose +this hand whichever way he plays it. To put it differently, he's in +check, but not checkmated. He'll be checkmated, though, if the French +ever lay hands on him, and then good-bye to the Arab's chance for twenty +years. + +"I propose to save him for another effort, and the only way to do that +is to convince him. The best way to convince him is to show him that +letter, which can't be done if Feisul's enemies discover who carries it. +If Ramsden, Jeremy, Narayan Singh and I start for Damascus, pretending +that one or other of us has the letter concealed on his person, and if a +woman really carries it, we'll manage. Is Mabel Ticknor going to be the +woman? That's the point." + +"Too dangerous, Jim! Too dangerous!" Ticknor put in nervously. + +"Pardon me, old man. The danger is for us four, who pretend we've got +the thing." + +"There are lots of other women and I've only got one wife!" objected +Ticknor. + +"We're pressed for time," Grim answered. "You see, Ticknor, old man, +you're a Cornstalk and therefore an outsider--just a medico, who saws +bones for a living, satisfied to keep your body out of the poorhouse, +your soul out of hell, and your name out of the newspapers. Your wife +is presumably more so. There are several officials' wives who would +jump at the chance to be useful; but a sudden trip toward Damascus just +now would cause any one of them to be suspected, whereas Mabel wouldn't +be." + +"I don't know why not!" Ticknor retorted. "Wasn't she in here when +those three murderers came to finish the lot of us? If Yussuf Dakmar +makes any report at all he'll surely say he traced the letter to this +house." + +"Yussuf Dakmar came no nearer than the street," Grim answered. "He has +no notion who is in here. His three friends are in jail under lock and +key, where he can't get at them. How long have you had this house? +Since yesterday, isn't it? D'you kid yourself that Yussuf Dakmar knows +who lives here?" + +"I can get leave of absence. Suppose I go in Mabel's place?" suggested +Ticknor, visibly worried. + +"The mere fact that she goes, while you stay here, will be presumptive +evidence that she isn't on a dangerous mission," Grim answered. "No. It +has got to be a woman. If Mabel won't go I'll find someone else." + +You could tell by Mabel's eyes and attitude that she was what the +salesmen call "sold" already; but you didn't need a magnifying glass to +detect that Ticknor wasn't. Men of his wandering habit know too well +what a brave, good-tempered wife means to encourage her to take long +chances; for although there are lots of women who would like to wander +and accept the world's pot luck, there are precious few capable of doing +it without doubling a fellow's trouble; when they know how to halve the +trouble and double the fun they're priceless. + +Grim played his usual game, which is to spank down his ace of trumps +face upward on the table. Most of us forget what are trumps in a +crisis. + +"I guess it's up to you, doc," he said, turning toward Ticknor. "There's +nothing in it for you. Feisul isn't on the make; I don't believe he +cares ten cents who is to be the nominal ruler of the Arabs, provided +they get their promised independence. He'd rather retire and live +privately. But he only considers himself in so far as he can serve the +Arab cause. Now, you've risked Mabel's life a score of times in order +to help sick men in mining camps, and malaria victims and Lord knows +what else. Here's a chance to do the biggest thing of all--" + +"Of course, if you put it that way..." said Ticknor, hesitating. + +"Just your style too. Nobody will know. No bouquets. You won't have +to stammer a speech at any dinner given in your honor." + + +"D'you want to do it, Mabel?" asked Ticknor, looking at her keenly +across the table. + +"Of course I do!" + +"All right, girl. Only, hurry back." + +He looked hard at Grim again, then into my eyes and then Jeremy's. + +"She's in your hands. I don't want to see any of you three chaps alive +again unless she comes back safe. Is that clear?" + +"Clear and clean!" exploded Jeremy. "It's a bet, doc. Half a mo', you +chaps; that's my mine at Abu Kem, isn't it? I've agreed to give the +thing to Feisul and make what terms I can with him. Jim and Rammy divvy +up with me on my end, if any. That right? I say; let the doc and +Mabel have a half-share each of anything our end amounts to." + +Well, it took about as long to settle that business as you'd expect. +The doctor and Mabel protested, but it's easier to give away a fortune +that is still in prospect than a small sum that is really tangible--I +mean between folk who stand on their own feet. It doesn't seem to +deprive the giver of much, or to strain the pride of the recipient +unduly. + +I've been given shares in unproven El Doradoes times out of number, and +could paper the wall of, say, a good-sized bathroom with the stock +certificates--may do it some day if I ever settle down. But the only +gift of that sort that I ever knew to pay dividends, except to the +printer of the gilt-edged scrip, is Jeremy's gold mine; and you'll look +in vain for any mention of that in the stock exchange lists. The time +to get in on that good thing was that night by Mabel Ticknor's teapot in +Jerusalem. + +It was nearly midnight before we had everything settled, and there was +still a lot to do before we could catch the morning train. One thing +that Grim did was to take gum and paper and contrive an envelope that +looked in the dark sufficiently like the alleged Feisul letter; and he +carried that in his hand as he took to the street, with Narayan Singh +following among the shadows within hail. Jeremy and I kept Narayan +Singh in sight, for it was possible that Yussuf Dakmar had gathered a +gang to waylay whoever might emerge from the house. + +But he seemed to have had enough of bungling accomplices that night. +Grim hadn't gone fifty paces, keeping well in the middle of the road, +when a solitary shadow began stalking him, and doing it so cautiously +that though he had to cross the circles of street lamplight now and then +neither Jeremy nor I could have identified him afterward. + +Narayan Singh had orders not to do anything but guard Grim against +assault, for Grim judged it wise to leave Yussuf Dakmar at large than to +precipitate a climax by arresting him. He had the names of most of the +local conspirators, and if the leader were seized too soon the equally +dangerous rank and file might scatter and escape. + +Down inside the Jaffa Gate, in a dark alley beside the Grand Hotel, +there are usually two or three cabs standing at any hour of the night +ready to care for belated Christian gentlemen who have looked on the +wine when it was any colour that it chanced to be. There were three +there, and Grim took the first one, flourishing his envelope carelessly +under the corner lamp. + +Yussuf Dakmar took the next in line, and ordered the driver to follow +Grim. So we naturally took the last one, all three of us crowding on to +the rear seat in order to watch the cabs in front. But as soon as we had +driven back outside the city gate Yussuf Dakmar looked behind him and, +growing suspicious of us, ordered his driver to let us pass. + +It would have been too obvious if we had stopped too, so we hid our +faces as we passed, and then put Jeremy on the front seat, he looking +like an Arab and being most unrecognizable. Yussuf Dakmar followed us +at long range, and as the lean horses toiled slowly up the Mount of +Olives to headquarters the interval between the cabs grew greater. By +the time we reached the guard-house and answered the Sikh sentry's +challenge there was no sign of Grim in front, and we could only hear in +the distance behind us the occasional click of a loose shoe to tell that +Yussuf Dakmar was still following. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +"Better the evil that we know..." + + +Yussuf Dakmar had his nerve with him that night, or possibly desperation +robbed him of discretion. He may have been a more than usually daring +man with his wits about him, but you'd have to hunt down the valley of +death before you could bring the psychoanalytic guns to bear on him for +what they're worth. I can only tell you what he did, not why he did it. + +The great hospice that the German nation built on the crown of the Mount +of Olives to glorify their Kaiser stood like a shadow among shadows in +its compound, surrounded by a fairly high wall. There was a pretty +strong guard under an Indian officer in the guard-house at the arched +main gate where the sentry challenged us. + +A sentry stood at the foot of the steps under the portico at the main +entrance, and there was another armed man on duty patrolling the +grounds. But there were one or two other entrances, locked, though +quite easy to negotiate, which the sentry could only observe while he +marched toward them; for five minutes at a time, while his back was +turned, at least two gates leading to official residences offered +opportunity to an active man. + +One lone light at a window on the top floor suggested that the officer +of the night might be awake, but what with the screeching of owls and a +wind that sighed among the shrubs, headquarters looked and sounded more +like a deserted ancient castle than the cranium and brain-cells of +Administration. + +We heard Yussuf Dakmar stop his cab two hundred yards away. The cabman +turned his horses and drove back toward Jerusalem without calling on +Allah to witness that his fare should have been twice what he received; +he didn't even lash the horses savagely; so we supposed that he hadn't +been paid, and went on to deduce from that that Yussuf Dakmar had driven +away again, after satisfying himself that the Feisul letter had reached +headquarters. It was lazy, bad reasoning--the sort of superficial, +smart stuff that has cost the lives of thousands of good men times out +of number--four o'clock o' the morning intelligence that, like the +courage of that hour, needs priming by the foreman, or the +sergeant-major, or the bosun as the case may be. + +The sentry turned out the guard, who let us through the gate after a +word with Narayan Singh; and the man who leaned on his bayonet under +the portico at the end of the drive admitted us without any argument at +all. + +I suppose he thought that having come that far we must be people in +authority. Ever since then I have believed all the stories told me +about spies who walked where they chose unchallenged during wartime; +for we three--a Sikh enlisted man, an Australian disguised as an Arab, +and an American in civilian clothes--entered unannounced and unwatched +the building where every secret of the Near East was pigeonholed. + +We walked about the corridors and up and downstairs for ten minutes, +looking in vain for Grim. Here and there a servant snored on a mat in a +corner, and once a big dog came and sniffed at us without making any +further comment. Jeremy kicked one man awake, who, mistaking him for an +Arab, cursed him in three languages, in the name of three separate gods, +and promptly went to sleep again. The sensation was like being turned +loose in the strong-room of a national treasury with nobody watching if +you should choose to help yourself. There are acres of floor in that +building. We walked twice the whole circuit of the upper and lower +corridors, knocking on dozens of doors but getting no answer and finally +brought up in the entrance hall. + +Then it occurred to me that Grim might have gone into the building by +some private entrance, perhaps round on the eastern side, so we set out +to look for one. + +We had just reached the northwest angle of the building, when Narayan +Singh, who was walking a pace in front, stopped suddenly and held up +both hands for silence. Whoever he could see among the shadows must +have heard us, but it was no rare thing for officers to come roistering +down those front steps and along the drive hours after midnight, and our +sudden silence was more likely to give alarm than the noise had been. I +began talking again in a normal voice, saying anything at all, peering +about into the shadows meanwhile. But it was several seconds before I +made out what the Sikh's keener eyes had detected instantly, and Jeremy +saw it before I did. + +There was a magnolia shrub about ten paces away from us, casting a +shadow so deep that the ground it covered looked like a bottomless +abyss. But nevertheless, something bright moved in it--perhaps the +sheen of that lone light in an upper window reflected on a knife-hilt or +a button--something that moved in time to a man's breathing. + +If there was a certainty in the world it was that somebody who had no +right to be there was lurking in that shadow, and he was presumably up +to mischief. On the other hand, I had absolutely no right in that place +either. Jeremy and Narayan Singh, being both in the British Army, were +liable to be disciplined, and I might be requested to leave the country, +if we should happen to blunder and tree the wrong 'possum, revenge being +more than usually sweet to the official disturbed in the pursuit of +unauthorized "diplomacy." It might even be some clandestine love +affair. + +So I took each of my companions by the arm, gripping Jeremy's +particularly tightly, and started forward, whispering an explanation +after we had turned the corner of the building. "Let one of us go and +warn the guard," I suggested. "If we should draw that cover and start a +shindy, we're more likely to get shot by the guard than thanked." + +So Narayan Singh started off for the guard-house, he being the one most +capable of explaining matters to the Sikh officer, and Jeremy and I +crept back through the shadows to within earshot of the dark magnolia +tree, choosing a point from which we could see if anybody bolted. + +You know how some uncatalogued sense informs you in the dark of the +movement of the man beside you? I looked suddenly sideways toward +Jeremy, knowing, although I couldn't see him, that his eyes were seeking +mine. It is only the animals who omit in the darkness those instinctive +daylight movements; men don't have sufficient control of themselves. +We had both heard Grim's voice at the same instant, speaking Arabic but +unmistakable. + +There were three men there. Grim was talking to the other two. + +"Keep your hands on each other's shoulders! Don't move! I'm going to +search all your pockets again. Now, Mr. Charkian. Ah! That feels like +quite a pretty little weapon; mother o' pearl on the butt? Have you a +permit? Never mind; not having the weapon you won't need a permit, +will you? And papers--Mashallah! What a lot of documents; they must +be highly important ones since you hide them under your shirt. I expect +you planned to sell them, eh? Too bad! Too bad! + +"You keep your hands on Mr. Charkian's shoulders, Yussuf Dakmar, or I'll +have to use violence! I'm not sure, Mr. Charkian, that it wouldn't be +kinder to society to send you to jail after all; you need a bath so +badly. It seems a pity that a chief clerk to the Administration +shouldn't have a chance to wash himself, doesn't it? Well, I'll have to +read these papers afterward--after we've usurped the prerogative of +Destiny and mapped out a little of the future. Now--are you both +listening? Do you know who I am?" + +There was no answer. "You, Mr. Charkian?" + +"I think you are Major Grim." + +"Ah! You wish to flatter me, don't you? Never mind; let us pretend +I'm Major Grim disguised as an Arab; only, I'm afraid we must continue +the conversation in Arabic; I might disillusion you if I tried to talk +English. We'll say then that I'm Major Grim, disguised. Let's see +now... What would he do in the circumstances? Here's Yussuf Dakmar, +wanted for murder in the city and known to be plotting a massacre, seen +climbing a wall when the sentry's back was turned, and caught in +conference with Mr. Charkian, confidential clerk to the Administration. +I'm sorry I didn't hear all that was said at your conference, for that +might have made it easier to guess what Major Grim would do." + +"Don't play with us like a cat playing with a mouse!" snarled somebody. +"Tell us what you want. If you were Major Grim you'd have handed us +over to those officers who passed just now. You're just as much +irregular as we are. Hurry up and make your bargain, or the guard may +come and arrest us all!" + +"Yes, hurry up!" complained the other man. "I don't want to be caught +here; and as for those papers you have taken, if we are caught I shall +say you stole them from the office--you and Yussuf Dakmar, and that I +followed you to recover them, and you both attacked me!" + +"Very well," said Grim's voice pleasantly. "I'll let you go. I think +you're dangerous. You'd better be quick, because I think I hear the +guard coming!" + +"Give me back the papers, then!" + +"Aha! Will you wait and discuss them with the guard, or go at once?" + +The Armenian clerk didn't answer, but got up and slunk away. + +"Why did you let that fool go?" demanded Yussuf Dakmar. "Now he will +awaken some officer and start hue and cry with a story that we robbed +him. Listen! There comes the guard! We had better both run!" + +"Not so fast!" Grim answered. + +And then he raised his voice perceptibly, as if he wished to be +overheard: + +"I think those men who passed just now were not officers at all. Perhaps +they were strangers. It may be that one of them is confused, and is +leading the guard in the wrong direction!" + +"Don't make so much noise then!" retorted Yussuf Dakmar. Jeremy, who +thinks habitually about ten times as fast as I do, slipped away at once +into the shadows to find Narayan Singh and decoy the guard elsewhere. I +didn't envy him the job, for Sikhs use cold steel first and argue +afterward when on the qui vive in the dark. However, he accomplished his +purpose. Narayan Singh saved his life, and the guard arrested him on +general principles. You could hear both Jeremy and Narayan Singh using +Grim's name freely. Yussuf Dakmar wasn't deaf. He gave tongue: + +"There! Did you hear that? They are speaking of Major Grim. You are a +fool if you wait here any longer. That fellow Grim is a devil, I tell +you. If he finds us we are both lost!" + +"We have to be found first," Grim answered, and you could almost hear +him smile. + +"Quick then! What do you want?" snapped Yussuf Dakmar. Grim's answer +was the real surprise of the evening. It bewildered me as much as it +astonished Yussuf Dakmar. + +"I want that letter that came from the Emir Feisul!" + +"I haven't got it! I swear I haven't!" + +"I know that already, for I searched you. Where is it?" + +"Ask Allah! It was stolen by a Sikh, who delivered it to someone in a +house near the military hospital, who in turn gave it to an Arab, who +brought it here. I hoped that fellow Charkian might steal it back +again, but you have spoiled everything. Charkian will turn against me +now to save himself. What do you want with the letter?" + +"I must have it!" Grim answered. "The French agent--" + +"What--Sidi Said? You know him?" + +"Surely. He would pay me a thousand pounds for it." + +"May Allah change his face! He only offered me five hundred!" + +"You have seen him already, then?" Grim asked. "I don't believe you! +When did you see him?" + +"On the way up here. He stopped my cab to speak to me at the foot of +the hill." + +I began to see the drift of Grim's purpose. He had established the fact +that the French secret agent was already on the track of the letter, and +that in turn explained why he had not seized Yussuf Dakmar and put him +in jail. It was better to use the man, as the sequel proved. And +Yussuf Dakmar walked straight into Grim's trap. + +"What is your name?" he demanded. + +"Call me Omar," said Grim. + +"A Turk, are you? Well, Omar, let us help each other to get that +letter, and divide the reward. Sidi Said told me that the British are +sure to confront Feisul with it, and to do it secretly if they can. +They will try to send it to Damascus. Let us two find out who takes it, +and waylay him." + +"Why should I divide with you?" demanded Grim, who is much too good an +actor to pretend to agree without bargaining. + +"Because otherwise you will not succeed. I was afraid of you when you +first surprised me with Charkian. But now that I know you for a spy in +the pay of the French I am not afraid of you, even though you have my +revolver and dagger. You dare not kill me, for I would shout for help +and the guard would come. You are in danger as much as I am. So you +may either agree to work with me, sharing the reward, or you may work +alone and have nothing for your pains; for I shall bring accomplices to +help me take the letter from you after you have stolen it!" + +Well, I suppose that anyone with criminal intentions could submit +gracefully to that much blackmail. Besides, Grim was rather pressed for +time and couldn't afford to prolong the argument. + +"I see you are a determined man," he answered. "Your demand is +unreasonable, but I must agree to it." + +"Then give me back my pistol!" + +"No. I need it. I lent mine this evening to another man, who has not +yet returned it. That was a piece of wood with which I held you up just +now. You must get yourself another." + +"They are hard to come by in Jerusalem. Give me mine back." + +"No. I shall keep it to protect myself against you." + +"Why? You have no need to fear me if we work together." + +"Because I intend to tell you what I know; and I may find it convenient +to shoot you if you betray the information." + +"Oh! Well, tell away." + +"I have been cleverer than you," Grim announced blandly. "I knew who +had given the order to the Sikh to steal that letter from you, and I was +concealed in his house when the letter was brought to him. I heard the +conference that followed, so I know what is going to be done about it." + +"Oh! That was very smart. Well, tell me." + +"Three men are going to take the letter to Damascus, but I don't know +which of them will have it on his person. One is an Arab. One is an +American. The third is that same Sikh who took the letter from you. +They will take the train from Ludd, and I have engaged myself as servant +to the American." + +"Now that was extremely clever of, you!" said Yussuf Dakmar. + +"Yes," Grim agreed. "But perhaps it will be as well to have an +accomplice after all, and you will do as well as any. If I steal the +letter they may accuse me; but if I can pass it to you, then I can +submit to a search and oblige them to apologize." + +"True! True! That will be excellent." + +"So you had better take the morning train for Damascus," Grim continued. +"But understand: If you bring others with you I shall suspect you of +intending to play a trick on me. In that event I shall shoot you with +your own pistol, and take my chance of escaping afterward. In fact, you +are a dead man, Yussuf Dakmar, the minute I suspect you of playing me +false." + +"The same to you likewise!" Yussuf Dakmar answered fervently. + +"Then we understand each other," said Grim. "The best thing you can do +between now and train-time is to see the French agent again." + +"What good will that do? He is irritable--nervous; he will only ask a +thousand questions." + +"Then your visit will do all the more good. You can calm him. We don't +want a horde of fools interfering with us on the journey. We want to +work quietly, and to share the reward between us. Therefore, you should +tell him that you are confident of getting the letter if he will only +leave the business to you alone. Give him every assurance, and explain +to him that interference may mean failure. Now, I have done much the +greater part so far; let this be your share to balance the account +between us; you go to Sidi Said, the French agent, and make sure that +he doesn't hinder us by trying to help." + +"Very well, I will do that. And I shall meet you at the station in the +morning?" + +"No. My party will go as far as Ludd by motor. You will see us join +the train there. Go now, while the guard is out of the way." + +I could not see, but I heard Yussuf Dakmar get up and go. He had hardly +time to get out of earshot when Grim's voice broke the silence again: + +"You there, Ramsden?" + +Instead of answering I approached. + +"Did you hear what was said?" he asked. + +"Yes. Why didn't you arrest both the blackguards and have done with +it?" + +"Better the evil that we know..." he answered, with the familiar smile +in his voice. "The important thing is to sidetrack the French agent, +who could put fifty ruffians on our trail instead of one." + +"Why not send a provost-marshal's guard to the French agent, then?" + +"Can't do that. France and Great Britain are allies. Besides, they +might retaliate by spiflicating our agent in Damascus. Wise folk who +live in glass-houses don't throw stones. What I think has been +accomplished is to reduce our probable risk down to Yussuf Dakmar, who's +a mean squib at best; and I think we've drawn suspicion clear away from +Mabel Ticknor. All that remains is for me to go to that room where you +see the light burning and discuss matters with the chief." + +"If he's awake he's lonely!" said I; and I told Grim of our experience +inside the building. + +"Yes," he said. "Governments are all like that. They talk glibly of +the ship of state; but a ship run in the same way would pile up or sink +the first night out. You'd better go home and get an hour's sleep; +I'll call you at seven." + +"We'll take turns sleeping on the train," I answered. "Come first and +rescue Jeremy. I think the guard pinched him. Say, did you intend one +of us to go and decoy the guard away that time you raised your voice?" + +"Sure. Recognized your voices--yours especially--when you passed, and +heard you breathe as you crept back. You nearly spoilt the game by +turning out the guard, but you saved it again handsomely." + +"It's a marvel those Sikhs didn't shoot Jeremy in the dark," I answered. + +"You bet it is," said Grim. "I guess he's too useful to be allowed to +die just now." + +He hung his head, thinking, as we walked side by side. "That was a +close shave--too close! Well, as you say, let's go and rescue him." + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +"You talk like a madman!" + + +Grim changed the plan a little at the last minute. Mabel Ticknor left +Jerusalem by train, as agreed, but Narayan Singh was sent that way too, +to keep an eye on her. He being a Sikh, could sit in the corridor +without exciting comment, and being dressed for the part of a more or +less prosperous trader, he could travel first class without having to +answer questions or allay suspicion. + +Grim, Jeremy and I drove to Ludd in a hired auto, Grim and Jeremy both +in Arab costume, and I trying to look like a tourist. Jeremy was +supposed to be a travelled Arab intent on guiding me about Damascus for +the usual consideration. + +The platform was crowded, and we secured a compartment in the train +without calling much attention to ourselves. There were British +officers of all ranks, Egyptians, Jews, Greeks, refugee Armenians, +Maltese, Kurds, a Turk or two, Circassians, men from as far off as +Bokhara, Turkomans, Indians of all sorts, a sprinkling of Bedouins +looking not quite so at home as in their native desert, and local Arabs +by the score. About half of them were in a panic, encouraged to it by +their shrill women-folk, fighting in a swarm for tickets at one small +window, where an insolent Levantine demonstrated his capacity for +self-determination by making as many people as possible miss the train. +I caught sight of Mabel Ticknor in the front compartment of our car, and +Grim pointed out Yussuf Dakmar leaning through a window of the car +behind. His face was fat, unwholesome, with small, cold eyes, an +immoral nose, and a small mouth with pouting lips. The tarboosh he wore +tilted at an angle heightened the general effect of arrogant +self-esteem. He was an illustration of the ancient mystery--how is it +that a man with such a face, and such insolence written all over him, +can become a leader of other men and persuade them to hatch the eggs of +treachery that he lays like a cuckoo in their nests? + +He smirked at Grim suggestively as we went by, and Grim, of course, +smirked back, with a sidewise inclination of the head in my direction, +whereat Yussuf Dakmar withdrew himself, apparently satisfied. + +"Now he'll waste a lot of time investigating you," said Grim in an +undertone. "We'd better keep awake in turns, or he'll knife you." + +"The toe of my boot to him!" I retorted. "One clean kick might solve +this international affair!" + +"Steady!" Grim answered. "We need him until after leaving Haifa. The +French agent wired, and they'll have a gang at Haifa ready for us; but +Yussuf Dakmar will warn them off if we keep him hoping." + +So we settled down into our compartment after a glance to make sure that +Mabel was all right, and for about two minutes I imagined we were in for +a lazy journey. Narayan Singh was on a camp-stool in the corridor, +snoozing with one eye open like a faithful sheep-dog. It didn't seem +possible for a creature like Yussuf Dakmar to make trouble for us, and I +proposed that we should match coins for the first turn to go to sleep. + +We had just pulled our coins out, and the engineer was backing the train +in order to get her started, when Yussuf Dakmar arrived at our door, +carrying his belongings, and claimed a seat on the strength of a lie +about there being no room elsewhere. + +There's something about a compartment on a train that makes whoever gets +in first regard the rest of the world as intruders. Nobody would have +been welcome, but we would have preferred a pig to Yussuf Dakmar. +Jeremy, democrat of democrats, who had slept without complaining between +the legs of a dead horse on a rain-swept battlefield, with a lousy +Turkish prisoner hugging him close to share the blanket, was up in arms +at once. + +"Imshi!" he ordered bluntly. + +But Yussuf Dakmar was delighted. The reception convinced him, if +anything were needed to do that, that one of us really was guarding the +secret letter; and he was one of those hogs, anyhow, who glory in +snouting in where they are plainly not wanted. He took the corner seat +opposite Jeremy, tucked his legs up under him, produced a cigarette and +smiled offensively. I'll concede this, though: I think the smile was +meant to be ingratiating. + +He pulled out a package wrapped in newspaper and began to eat before the +train had run a mile. And, you know, more men get killed because of how +they eat than by the stuff they devour. If you don't believe that, try +living in camp for a week or two with a man who chews meat with his +mouth open. You'll feel the promptings of a murderer. I know a +scientist who swears that the real secret of the Cain and Abel story is +that Abel sucked his gums at mealtime. + +"You ought to be buried up to the neck and fed with a shovel!" Jeremy +informed him in blunt English after listening to the solo for a while. + +"Aha! That is the way they used to treat criminals in Persia," he +answered pleasantly, with his mouth full of goat's milk cheese. "Only +they put plaster of Paris in the hole, and when it rained the wretched +man was squeezed until the blood came out of his mouth and eyes, and he +died in agony. But how comes it that you speak to me in English? If we +are both Arabs, why not talk the mother tongue?" + +"My rump is my rump and the land is its rulers," Jeremy answered in +Arabic, quoting the rudest proverb he could think of on the spur of the +moment. + +"Ah! And who is its ruler? Who is to be its ruler?" + +Yussuf Dakmar made a surreptitious face at Grim, and his little cold +eyes shone like a hungry pariah dog's. It began to be interesting to +watch his opening gambit. + +"I have heard tales," he went on, "of a new ruler for this country. +What do you think of Feisul's chance?" + +As he said that he eyed me sideways swiftly and keenly. Grim sat back +in his own corner and folded up his legs, watching the game contentedly. +Jeremy, intercepting Yussuf Dakmar's glance, put his own construction on +it. He is a long, lean man, but like the Fat Boy in Pickwick Papers he +likes to make your flesh creep, and humor, to have full zest for him, +has to be mischievous. + +So he commenced by pulling out his weapons one by one. The first was a +razor, which he sharpened, tested with his thumb suggestively, and then +placed in his sock, studying Yussuf Dakmar's throat for a minute or so +after that, as if expecting to have to use the razor on it presently. + +As the effect of that wore off he pulled out a pistol. It was one of +the kind that won't go off unless you pull the Hammer back, but Yussuf +Dakmar didn't know that, and if he had flesh and blood capable of +creeping it's a safe assertion that they crept. Jeremy acted as if he +didn't understand the weapon, and for fifteen minutes did more stunts +with it than a puppy can do with a ball of twine. One of them that +interested Yussuf Dakmar awfully was to point the pistol straight ahead, +half-cocked, and try to get the hammer down by slapping it with the palm +of his hand. + +Most of our baggage was on the floor, but one fairly heavy valise was in +the rack over Yussuf Dakmar's head. Jeremy got up to examine it when +the pistol had ceased to amuse him, and taking advantage of a jerk as +the train slowed down, contrived to drop it into the Syrian's lap; who +rather naturally swore; whereat Jeremy took offence, and accused him of +being a descendant of Hanna, son of Manna, who lived for a thousand and +one years and never enjoyed himself. + +It was our turn to eat sandwiches after that, while Yussuf Dakmar +recovered from his disgruntlement. But just before the meal was +finished Jeremy revived the game by asking suddenly in an awestruck +whisper where "it" was. He slapped himself all over in a hurry, feeling +for hidden pockets, and then came over and pretended to search me. +There wasn't anything to do but fall in with his mood, so I resisted, +searched my own pockets reluctantly, and said that we might as well take +the next train back, since we had lost the important document. + +Before we started we had put into a wallet the fake envelope that Grim +had carried in his hand the previous night, and had entrusted the wallet +to Jeremy in order to have an alibi ready for Mabel in case of need. +Grim took up the cudgels now and reminded me respectfully, as a servant +should when speaking to his master, that I had taken all proper +precautions and could not be blamed in any event. + +"But I think it will be found," he said hopefully. "Inshallah, it is +not lost, but in the wallet in the pocket of that hare-brained friend of +yours." + +So Jeremy went back to his corner, searched for the wallet, found it +after pretty nearly, standing on his head to shake his clothes, examined +it excitedly, and produced the fake envelope, flourishing it so +violently that nobody, even with eyes like a hawk's, could have +identified it with certainty. + +Then he dropped it in among the baggage on the floor, and went down on +his knees to pick it up again. There is no more finished expert at +sleight of hand than he, so it vanished, and he swore he couldn't find +it. In a well-simulated agony of nervousness he called on Yussuf Dakmar +to get down and help him search, and the Syrian hadn't enough +self-command left to pretend to hesitate; his cold eyes were nearly +popping from his head as he knelt and groped. The chief subject of +interest to me just then was how he proposed to retain the letter in the +unlikely event of his finding it first. + +It was a ridiculous search, because there wasn't really anywhere to +look. After three bags had been lifted and their bottoms scrutinized +the whole floor of the compartment lay naked to the eye, except where my +feet rested. Jeremy insisted on my raising them, to the accompaniment +of what he considered suitable comment on their size, turning his +"behind end" meanwhile toward Yussuf Dakmar. + +Grim chuckled and caught my eye. Yussuf Dakmar had walked straight into +temptation, and was trying to search Jeremy's pockets from the rear--no +easy matter, for he had to discover them first in the loose folds of the +Arab costume. + +Suddenly Jeremy's mood changed. He became suspicious, stood up, resumed +his seat--and glared at Yussuf Dakmar, who retired into his corner and +tried to seem unconscious of the game. + +"I believe you are a thief--one of those light-fingered devils from +El-Kalil!" said Jeremy suddenly, after about three minutes' silence. +"I believe you have stolen my letter! Like the saint's ass, you are a +clever devil, aren't you? Nevertheless, you are like a man without +fingernails, whose scratching does him no good! Your labour was in +vain. Give me back the letter, or by Allah I will turn you upside +down!" + +Yussuf Dakmar denied the accusation with all the fervour that a +blackguard generally does use when, for once, he is consciously +innocent. + +"By the Beard of the Prophet and on my honor I swear to you that I +haven't touched your letter! I don't know where it is." + +"Show me the Prophet's beard!" commanded Jeremy. "Show me your honor!" + +"You talk like a madman! How can I show either?" + +"Then how can you swear by them? Father of easy words and evil deeds, +give me the letter back!" + +Yussuf Dakmar appealed to me as presumably responsible for Jeremy. + +"You saw, effendi, didn't you? I tried to help him. But he who plays +with the cat must suffer her claws, so now he accuses me of stealing. I +call you to witness that I took nothing." + +"You must excuse him," I answered. "That is a highly important letter. +If it isn't found the consequences may be disastrous." + +"By Allah, it shall be found!" exploded Jeremy, glaring harder than ever +at Yussuf Dakmar. "Look at his face! Look at his evil eyes! He came +in here on purpose to spy on us and steal that letter! It is time to +use my razor on him! I swear not by the Prophet's beard or anybody's +honor, but by the razor in my sock that he has the letter and that I +will have it back!" Well, that was a challenge there was no +side-stepping. Sure of being able to prove innocence, Yussuf Dakmar +decided that a bold course was the best. He proceeded to empty his own +pocket, laying the contents on the seat before Jeremy's eyes. And +Jeremy watched like a puzzled puppy with his brow wrinkled. The process +took time, because he was wearing one of those imitation Western suits, +of prehistoric cut but up-to-date with every imaginable pocket that a +tailor could invent. Their contents included a dagger and a clasp-knife +with a long blade sharpened on both edges, but no pistol. + +"Now are you satisfied?" he demanded, after turning inside-out the two +"secret" pockets in the lining of his vest. + +"Less than ever!" Jeremy retorted. "Until I see you naked I will not +believe you!" + +Yussuf Dakmar turned to me again. He was a patient spy, if ever there +was one. + +"Do you think I should be put to that indignity?" he asked. "Shall I +undress myself?" + +"By Allah, unless you do it I will cut your clothes off with my razor!" +Jeremy announced. + +We drew up at a station then, and had to wait until the train went on +again. By that time Yussuf Dakmar had made up his mind. He slipped off +his jacket and vest and began to unfasten his collar-button as the train +gained speed. + +Everything went smoothly until he stood up to remove his pants. He had +the top of them in both hands when Jeremy seized him suddenly by the +elbows and spun him face about. And there the letter lay, face downward +on the seat he had just left, bent and a little crinkled in proof that +he had been sitting on it for some minutes past. + +Now it doesn't make any difference whether a man meant to take off his +trousers or not. In a crisis, if they are unfastened, he will hold them +up. It's like catching a monkey; you put corn into a narrow-necked +basket. The monkey inserts his arm, fills his hand with corn, and tries +to pull it out, but can't unless he lets go of the corn, which he won't +do. So you catch him. Yussuf Dakmar held up his pants with one hand, +and tried to free himself from Jeremy with the other. If he had let go +his pants he might have seized the envelope and discovered what a fake +it was; but he wouldn't do that. It was I who pounced on it and stowed +it away carefully in my inner pocket. + +Yussuf Dakmar's emotions were poignant and mixed, but he was no quitter. +He thought he knew definitely where the letter was now, and the wolf +glance with which he favoured me changed swiftly to a smile of +ingratiating politeness. + +"I am glad you have recovered what you lost," he said, smiling, as he +fastened up his pants and resumed his coat. "This friend of yours--or +is he your servant?--made me nervous with his threats, or I should +certainly have found it for you sooner." + +And now Grim resumed a hand. The last thing he wished was that Yussuf +Dakmar should consider his quest too difficult, for then he would +probably summon assistance at Haifa. Encouragement was the proper cue, +now that Jeremy had tantalized him with a glimpse of the bait. We had +nothing to fear from him unless he should lose heart. + +"The value of a sum lies in the answer," he said, quoting one of those +copybook proverbs with which all Syrians love to clinch an argument. + +"The letter is in its owner's pocket. The accuser should now apologize, +and we can spend the rest of the journey pleasantly." + +Jeremy proceeded to apologize: + +"So you're not such a thief as you looks." + +Then he provided entertainment. He drew out the razor and did stunts +with it, juggling it with open blade from hand to hand--pretending to +drop it and always catching it again within a fraction of an inch of +Yussuf Dakmar's person. By and by he juggled with coins, match-box, +cigars, razor and anything he could lay his hands on. + +"Mashallah!" exclaimed the Syrian at last, his face all sweaty with +excitement as he shrank back to avoid the spinning razor. "Where did you +learn such accomplishments?" + +"Learn them?" answered Jeremy, still juggling. "I am a dervaish. I was +born, not taught. I can ride through the air on cannon-balls, and +whatever I wish for is mine the next minute. Look, I have one piastre. +I wish for twenty. What do I do? I spin it in the air--catch it--d'you +hear them? There you are--twenty! Count 'em if you like." + +"A dervaish? A holy person? You? Where do you come from?" + +"I was born in the belly of the South Wind," answered Jeremy. "Where I +come from, every shell-fish has a pearl in it and gold is so common that +the cattle wear it in their teeth. I can talk three languages at once +and swear in six, use sulphur for tobacco, eat sardines without opening +the can, and flavour my food for choice with gun-powder. + +"I've been everywhere, seen everything, heard all the lies, and I found +that big effendi in Jerusalem. I saw him first. He calls himself +Ramsden, which is derived from the name of a creature bearing wool, +which in turn is a synonym for money. He's on his way to supply Feisul +with money, and I'm going to show him the streets of Damascus. Anything +else you want to know?" + +"Supply Feisul with money? That is interesting. American money +perhaps? An American banker by any chance?" + +"Nothing to do with chance. He's a father of certainties. Didn't he +give me that letter to keep, and didn't I find a safe place for it +between you and the cushions? Yes, I put it there. I'm an honest man, +but I have my reasonable doubts about this other fellow. Ramsden +effendi found him somewhere, and engaged him as a servant without asking +me. Perhaps he's honest. Only Allah knows men's hearts. But he hasn't +got an honest face like yours, and when pay-day comes I shall hide my +money." + +"So you know Damascus?" answered Yussuf Dakmar. "I hope you will come +and see me in Damascus. I will give you my address. If Ramsden effendi +has only engaged you temporarily, perhaps I can show you a way to make +money with those accomplishments of yours." + +"Make money?" answered Jeremy, prattling away like a madman. "I am +weary of the stuff. I'm hunting the world over, in search of a friend. +Nobody loves me. I want to find someone who'll believe the lies I tell +him without expecting me to believe the truth he tries to foist on me. +I want to find a man as tricky with his brains as I am with my hands. +He must be a politician and a spy, because I love excitement. That's +why I called you a spy. If you were one, you might have admitted it, +and then we could have been friends, like two yolks in one eggshell. +But I see you're only a shell without a yolk in it. Who cleaned you?" + +"How long have you been in the service of Ramsden effendi?" Yussuf +Dakmar asked him. + +"Not long, and I am tired of it. He is strong, and his fist is heavy. +When he gets drunk he is difficult to carry upstairs to bed, and if I am +also drunk the feat is still more difficult. It is a mystery how such a +man as he should be entrusted with a secret mission, for he drinks with +anyone. Aha! He scowls at me because I tell the truth about him, but +if I had a bottle of whisky to offer him he would soon look pleasant +again, and would give me a drink too, when he had swallowed all he could +hold." + +If he had really been my servant I would naturally have kicked him off +the train for a fraction of such impudence. I didn't exactly know what +to do. There is a thoughtful motive behind every apparently random +absurdity that Jeremy gets off, but I was uncomfortably conscious of the +fact that my wits don't work fast enough to follow such volatile +manoeuvres. Perhaps it's the Scotian blood in me. I can follow a +practical argument fast enough, when the axioms' are all laid down and +we're agreed on the subject. + +However, Grim came to my rescue. He had his pencil out, and contrived +to flick a piece of paper into my lap unseen by Yussuf Dakmar. + + +Jeremy's cue is good [the note ran]. Dismiss him for talking about you +to a stranger. Trust him to do the rest. + + +So I acted the part of an habitually heavy drinker in a fit of sudden +rage, and dismissed Jeremy from my service on the spot. + +"Very well," he answered blandly. "Allah makes all things easy. Let us +hope that other fellow finds it easy to put you to bed tonight! Allah +is likewise good, for I have my ticket to Damascus, and all I need to +beg for is a bed and food at Haifa." + +I muttered something in reply about his impudence, and the conversation +ceased abruptly. But at the end of ten minutes or so Yussuf Dakmar went +out into the corridor, signaling to Jeremy to follow him. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +"He'll forgive anyone who brings him whiskey." + + +You remember, of course, that line that Shakespeare put into the mouth +of Puck? "What fools these mortals be!" The biggest fools are the +extra smart ones, whose pride and peculiar joy it is to "beat the game." + +Yussuf Dakmar assessed all other humans as grist for his mill. Character +to him was expressed in degrees of folly and sheer badness. Virtue +existed only as a weakness to be exploited. The question that always +exercised him was, wherein does the other fellow's weakness lie? It's a +form of madness. Where a sane man looks for strength and honesty that +he can yoke up with, a Yussuf Dakmar spies out human failings; and +whereas most of us in our day have mistaken pyrites for fine gold, which +did not hurt more than was good for us, he ends by mistaking gold for +dross. + +You can persuade such a man without the slightest difficulty that you +are a fool and a crook. Jeremy had turned the trick for his own +amusement as much as anything, although his natural vein of shrewdness +probably suggested the idea. Yussuf Dakmar, ready to believe all evil +and no good of anyone, was convinced that he had to deal with a scatter- +brained Arab who could be used for almost any purpose, and Jeremy's +riotous bent for jumping from one thing to another fixed the delusion +still more firmly. + +But Lord, he had caught a Tartar! Outside at the end of the corridor, +in full view, but out of earshot, of Narayan Singh, Yussuf Dakmar made a +proposal to Jeremy that was almost perfect in its naive obliquity. +There was nothing original or even unusual about it, except the +circumstances, time and place. Green-goods men and blue-sky stock +salesmen, race-course touts and sure-thing politicians get away with the +same proposition in the U.S. every day of the week, and pocket millions +by it. Only, just as happens to all such gentry on occasion, Yussuf +Dakmar had the wrong fish in his net. + +He jerked his head toward where Narayan Singh sat stolid and sleepy- +looking on a camp-stool with his curly black beard resting on the heel +of one hand. + +"Do you know that man?" he asked. + +"Wallah! How should I know him?" Jeremy answered. "He looks like a +Hindu thinking of reincarnation. Inshallah, he will turn into a tiger +presently!" + +"Beware of him! He is an Administration spy. He is watching me talk to +you, and perhaps he will ask you afterward what I have said. You must +be very careful how you answer him." + +"I will tell him you asked me for a love-potion for the engine-driver's +wife," Jeremy answered. + +"I am listening. What is it you are really going to say?" + +"That master of yours--that Ramsden, who dismissed you so tyrannically +just now--" + +"That drunkard? There is nothing interesting to be said about him," +Jeremy answered. "He is a fool who has paid my fare as far as Damascus. +May Allah reward him for it!" + +"Are you telling me the truth?" demanded Yussuf Dakmar, fixing his eyes +sternly on Jeremy's. + +Your con man never overlooks a chance to put his intended victim on the +defensive at an early stage in the proceedings. "How can he have paid +your fare as far as Damascus? This line only goes to Haifa, where you +have to change trains and buy another ticket." + +"I see you are a clever devil," Jeremy retorted. "May Allah give you a +belly ache, if that is where you keep your brains! It was I who bought +the tickets. The fool gave me sufficient money for three first-class +fares all the way to Damascus, and I have the change. He forgot that +when he dismissed me." + +"Then you won't need to beg board and lodging in Haifa?" + +"Oh, yes. I need my money for another matter. It is high time I +married, and a fellow without money has to put up with any toothless + +that nobody else will take." + +"So you hope to find a wife in Damascus?" + +"Inshallah," Jeremy answered piously. + +"Well, I will find you a good-looking girl for wife, provided you first +prove that you will make a good son-in-law. I take men as I find them, +not as they represent themselves. He who wishes for the fire must first +chop wood. You understand me?" + +"Wallah! I can chop wood like an axe with two heads. Is the woman your +daughter?" + +"That is as may be. Let us talk business. I reward my friends, but woe +betide the fool who betrays my confidence!" said Yussuf Dakmar darkly. + +"I see you are a man after my own heart," answered Jeremy; "a thorough +fellow who stops at nothing! Good! Allah must have brought us two +together for an evil purpose, being doubtless weary of the League of +Nations; Unbosom! I am like a well, into which men drop things and +never see them any more." + +"You are a fine rascal, I can see that clearly! So you think that Allah +is cooking up evil, do you? Tee-hee! That is an original idea, and +there may be something in it. Let us hope there is something in it for +us two, at all events. Now, as to that fellow Ramsden--" + +"Avoid him unless he is drunk," advised Jeremy. "The weight of his fist +would drive a man like you like a nail into a tree." + +"Who fears such an ox?" the Syrian retorted. "A fly can sting him; a +little knife can bleed him; a red rag can enrage him; and the crows who +devour that sort of meat won't worry as to whether he was killed +according to ritual! He has money for Feisul, has he? Well, never +mind. He has a letter as well, and that is what I want. Will you get +it for me?" + +"Do you need it badly?" + +"By Allah, I must have it!" + +"By Allah, then I am in good luck, for that makes me indispensable, +doesn't it? And an indispensable man can demand what he pleases!" + +"Not at all," Yussuf Dakmar answered, frowning. "I have taken a fancy +to you, or I would see you to the devil. When we reach Haifa, ten or +even twenty men will present themselves to do this business for me. Or, +if I choose, I can use that fellow Omar who is travelling with Ramsden; +he would like to be my accomplice, but I don't trust him very much." + +"In that you are perfectly right," answered Jeremy. "He is not at all +the sort of man for you to trust. It wouldn't surprise me to learn that +he has warned Ramsden against you already! Better beware of him!" + +According to Jeremy's account of the conversation afterward, it was not +until that moment that he saw clearly how to prevent Yussuf Dakmar from +calling in thugs to attack me either at Haifa or at some point between +there and Damascus. Until then he had been feeling his way along-- +"spieling," as he calls it--keeping his man interested while he made all +ready for the next trick. + +"To tell you the truth," he went on, "Omar isn't that fellow's real +name. He is a sharp one, and he is after the letter every bit as much +as you are." + +"How do you know that?" + +"Wallah, how not? because he himself told me! just like you, he tried +to get me into partnership. He offered me a big reward, but he's not +like you, so I didn't believe him; and he has no daughter; I've no use +for a man who hasn't a good-looking daughter. What he's afraid of is +that someone else may get the letter first. And he's a desperate +fellow. He told me his intentions and whether you believe me or not, +they're worthy of a wolf!" + +"I'm glad I resolved to take you into my confidence," said Yussuf +Dakmar, nodding. "Go on; I'm listening. Tell me what he told you." + +"He plans to get hold of the letter between Haifa and Damascus. He +thinks that's safest, because it's over the border and there won't be +any British officers to interfere. Somewhere up the Lebanon Valley, +after most of the passengers have left the train, looks good to him. +But I think he knows who you are." + +"Yes, he knows me. Go on." + +"And He's afraid you'll get help and forestall him. So he's going to +watch Ramsden like a cat watching a mouse-hole, and he's going to watch +you too. And if anybody tries to interfere at Haifa, or if men get on +the train between Haifa and Damascus who look like being accomplices of +yours, he's going to murder Ramsden there and then, seize the letter, +and make a jump for it! You see, he's one of those mean fellows--a +regular dog-in-the-manger; he'd rather get caught by the police and +hanged for murder than let anybody else get what he's after. Oh, +believe me, I didn't trust him! I laughed when he made his proposal to +me." + +"Now that is very interesting," said Yussuf Dakmar. "To tell you the +truth I had a little experience with him last night myself. He came on +me by accident in a certain place, and we conversed. I pretended to +agree with him for the sake of appearances, but I formed a very poor +opinion of him. Well, suppose we put him out of the way first; how +would that be? You look like a strong man. Suppose you watch for an +opportunity to push him off the train?" + +"Oh, that would never do!" Jeremy answered, shaking his head from side +to side. "You mustn't forget that Indian who sits in the corridor. It +was you yourself who told me he is an Administration spy. If he +suspects you already, he will suspect me for having talked with you, and +will watch me; and if I try to push that fellow Omar off the train, he +will come to the rescue. Surely you don't expect me to fight both of +them at once! Besides, you must consider Ramsden. + +"That fellow Ramsden is big and strong, but he is a nervous wreck. Give +him the least excuse and he will yell for the police like a baby crying +for its mother! He looks on Omar as his bodyguard now that he has +dismissed me; and if Omar should get killed, or disappear between here +and Haifa, Ramsden would demand an escort of police. In fact, I think +he'd lose courage altogether and put that letter in a strong-room in the +Haifa bank. What is the letter, anyway? What's in it? How much will +you pay me if I get it for you?" + +"Never mind what's in it. Will you get it, that's the point--will you +get it and bring it to me?" + +"That isn't the point at all," answered Jeremy. "The point is how much +will you pay me if I do that?" + +"Very well, I will pay you fifty pounds." + +"Mashallah! You must need it awfully badly. I could have been hired +for fifty shillings to do a much more dangerous thing!" + +"Well, twenty-five pounds ought to be enough. I will pay you twenty- +five." + +"Nothing less than fifty!" Jeremy retorted. "I always get fifty of +everything. Fifty lashes in the jail--fifty beans at meal-time--fifty +pairs of boots to clean for Ramsden--fifty is my lucky number. I have +made forty-nine attempts to get married, and the next time I shall +succeed. If it isn't the woman's lucky number too, that's her affair. +Show me the fifty pounds." + +"I haven't that much with me," answered Yussuf Dakmar. "I will pay you +in Damascus." + +"All right. Then I will give you the letter in Damascus." + +"No, no! Get it as soon as possible." + +"I will." + +"And give it to me immediately. Then if you like you can stay close to +me until I pay you in Damascus." + +"'The ass is invited to a wedding to carry wood and water, and they beat +him with one of the sticks he carried,'" Jeremy quoted. "No, no, no! I +will get the letter, for I know how. After I have it you may keep close +to me until we reach Damascus. I will show it to you, but I won't give +it to you until after I get the fifty pounds." + +"Very well, since you are so untrustful." + +"Untrustful? I am possessed by a demon of mistrust! Why? Because I +know I am not the worst person in the world, and what I can think of, +another might do. Now, if you were I and I were you, which God forbid, +because I am a happy fellow and you look bilious, and you stole the +letter for me because I promised to pay you in Damascus, but wouldn't +give me the letter until I paid you, do you know what I would think of +doing? I would promise a few tough fellows ten pounds among them to +murder you. Thus I would get the letter and save forty pounds." + +"Ah? But I am not that kind of man," said Yussuf Dakmar. + +"Well, you will learn what kind of man you are in the next world when +you reach the Judgment Seat. What is most interesting now is the kind +of fellow I am. I will steal the letter from Ramsden, and keep it until +you pay me in Damascus. But I shan't sleep, and I shall watch you; and +if I suspect you of making plans to have me robbed or murdered I shall +make such a noise that everybody will come running, and then I shall be +a celebrity but they'll put you in jail." + +"Very well; you steal the letter, and I'll keep close to you," said +Yussuf Dakmar. "But how are you going to do it, now that Ramsden has +dismissed you from his service?" + +"Oh, that's easy. You get me some whisky and I'll take it to him for a +peace offering. He'll forgive anyone who brings him whisky." + +"Tee-hee! That is quite an idea. Yes. Now--how can I get whisky on +the train? If only I could get some! I have a little soporific in a +paper packet that could be mixed with the whisky to make him sleep +soundly. Wait here while I walk down the train and see what I can +find." + +Yussuf Dakmar was gone twenty minutes, and whether he begged, bought or +stole did not transpire, but he returned with a pint flask containing +stuff that looked and smelt enough like whisky to get by if there had +been a label on the bottle. He poured a powder into it in Jeremy's +presence, the two of them squatting on the floor of the corridor with +the bottle between them so that no one else might see what was taking +place. + +"Now, you would better get rid of that fellow Omar while you attend to +this," Yussuf Dakmar cautioned him. "Can you think of any way of doing +that?" + +"Oh, easily!" Jeremy answered. "He is a great one for the women. I will +tell him there is a pretty Armenian girl in the car behind. He will run +like any other Turk to have a good look at her." + +"Very well. I will wait here. But understand now; I am a dangerous +man. You have fortune in one hand, but destruction in the other!" + +"Very well; but this may take me an hour, and if you grow impatient, +and that Indian sees you peering into the compartment after having +watched you and me talking all this time, he'll grow suspicious." + +"All right; I'll go to the car behind. As soon as you have the letter, +come and tell me." + +So Jeremy came back and entertained Grim and me with a burlesque account +of the interview, after whispering to Narayan Singh to give the alarm in +the event of Yussuf Dakmar returning forward to spy on us. Grim put the +doped whisky into his valise after a sniff at it, instead of throwing it +out of the window at my suggestion; and after a suitable interval he +went out in the part of the Turk to look for the imaginary beautiful +Armenian. Then I gave Jeremy the fake letter back, and went to sleep. + +So it's no use asking me what the country looks like between Ludd and +Haifa. I didn't even wake up to see the Lake of Tiberias, Sea of +Galilee, or Bahr Tubariya, as it is variously called. A rather common +sickness is what Sir Richard Burton called Holylanditis and I've had it, +as well as the croup and measles in my youth. Some folk never recover +from it, and to them a rather ordinary sheet of water and ugly modern +villages built on ruins look like the pictures that an opium smoker +sees. + +The ruins and the history do interest me, but you can't see them from +the train, and after a night without sleep there seemed to me something +more profitable in view than to hang from a window and buy fish that +undoubtedly had once swum in Galilee water, but that cost a most +unrighteous price and stank as if straight from a garbage heap. + +The whole train reeked of putrid fish when we reached Haifa in the +evening, in time to watch the sun go down across the really glorious Bay +of Acre. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +"The rest will be simple!" + + +Haifa was crowded with Syrians of all sorts, and there were two or three +staff officers in the uniform of Feisul's army lounging on the platform, +who conned new arrivals with a sort of childlike solicitude, as if by +looking in a man's face they could judge whether he was friendly to +their cause or not. Mabel had wired to her friend, and was met at the +station, so we had nothing to worry over for the present on her score. +Our own troubles began when we reached the only hotel and found it +crowded. The proprietor, a little wizened, pockmarked Arab in a black +alpaca jacket and yellow pants, with a tarboosh balanced forward at a +pessimistic angle, suggested that there might be guests in the hotel who +would let us share their beds... + +"Although there will be no reduction of the price to either party in +that event," he hastened to explain. + +It was a wonder of an hotel. You could smell the bugs and the sanitary +arrangements from the front-door step, and although the whole place had +been lime-washed, dirt from all over the Near East was accumulating on +the dead white, making it look leprous and depressing. + +The place fronted on a main street, with its back toward the Bay of Acre +at a point where scavengers used the beach for a dumping place. There +was a hostel of British officers about a mile away, where Grim might +have been able to procure beds for the whole party; but I noticed no +less than five men who followed us up from the station and seemed to be +keeping a watchful eye on Yussuf Dakmar and it was a sure bet that if we +should show our hands so far as to mess with British officers, the train +next day would be packed with men to whom murder would be simple +amusement. + +Yet Grim and Jeremy needed sleep and so did Narayan Singh. We offered +to rent an outhouse for the night--a cellar--the roof, but there was +nothing doing, and it was Yussuf Dakmar at last who solved the problem +for us. + +He found a crony of his, who had occupied for several days a room +containing two beds. With unheard-of generosity, accompanied, however, +by a peculiar display of yellow teeth and more of the jaundiced whites +of his eyes than I cared to see, this individual offered to go elsewhere +for the night and to place the room at my disposal. + +"But there is this about it," he explained. "Where I am going there is +no room for my friend Yussuf Dakmar Bey, so I must ask you to let him +share this with you. You and he could each have a bed, of course, but +it seems to me that your servants look wearier than you do. I suggest +then that you take one bed, effendi, and share it with my friend Yussuf +Dakmar Bey, leaving the other to your servants, who I hope will be +suitably grateful for the consideration shown them." + +Grim nodded to me from behind the Syrians' backs, and I jumped at the +offer. Payment was refused. The man explained that he had the room by +the week and the loan of it to me for one night would cost him nothing. +In fact, he acted courteously and with considerable evidence of +breeding, merely requesting my permission to lock the big closet where +he kept his personal belongings and to take the key away with him. Even +if we had been in a mood to cavil it would have been difficult to find +fault, for it was a spacious, clean and airy room--three characteristics +each of which is as scarce as the other in that part of the world. + +The beds stood foot to foot along the right wall as you entered. Against +the opposite wall was a cheap wooden wash-stand and an enormous closet +built of olive wood sunk into a deep recess. The thing was about eight +feet wide and reached to the ceiling; you couldn't tell the depth +because he locked it at once and pocketed the key, and it fitted into +the recess so neatly that a knife-blade would hardly have gone into the +crack. + +Outside the bedroom door, in a lobby furnished with odds and ends, was a +wickerwork sofa that would do finely for Narayan Singh, and that old +soldier didn't need to have it pointed out to him. Without word or sign +from us he threw his kit on the floor, unrolled his blankets, removed +his boots, curled up on the sofa, and if he didn't go to sleep at once, +gave such a perfect imitation of it that somebody's fox terrier came and +sniffed him, and, recognizing a campaigner after his own wandering +heart, jumped on his chest and settled down to sleep too. + +As soon as our host had left the room, all bows and toothy smiles, +Jeremy with his back to me drew from one pocket the letter he was +supposed to have stolen from me, flourished it in Yussuf Dakmar's face, +and concealed it carefully in another. Then a new humorous notion +occurred to him. He pulled it out again, folded it in the pocket wallet +in which he had carried it from the first, wrapped the whole in a +handkerchief, which he knotted carefully and then handed it to me. + +"Effendi," he said, "you are a fierce master and a mighty drunkard, but +a man without guile. Keep that till the morning. Then, if Omar wants to +steal it he will have to murder you instead of me, and I would rather +sleep than die. But you must give it back at dawn, because the prayers +are in it that a very holy ma'lim wrote for me, and unless I read those +prayers properly tomorrow's train will come to grief before we reach +Damascus." + +He acted the part perfectly of one of those half-witted, wholly shrewd +mountebanks, who pick up a living by taking advantage of tolerance and +good nature. You've all seen the type. It's commonest at race-meetings +but you'll find it anywhere in the world where vagrant men of means +foregather. + +Again Yussuf Dakmar's face became a picture of suppressed emotion. I +pocketed the wallet with the same matter-of-fact air with which I have +accepted a servant's money to keep safe for him scores of times. He +believed me to be a drunkard, who had been thoroughly doped that day and +would probably drink hard that night to drown the after-taste. It ought +to be easy to rob me while I slept. Any fool could have read his +thoughts. + +He came down and ate supper with us at a trestle table in the dimly +lighted dining-room, and I encouraged his new-born optimism by ordering +two bottles of whisky to take upstairs. Jeremy, who can't be happy +unless playing his part for all it's worth, became devoutly religious +and made a tremendous fuss because ham was put on the table. He accused +the proprietor of using pig's fat to smear all the cooking utensils, +demanded to see the kitchen, and finally refused to eat anything but +leban, which is a sort of curds. If Yussuf Dakmar had entertained +suspicions of Jeremy's real nationality they were all resolved by the +time that meal was finished. + +But the five' men who had followed us from the station sat in the dark +at a table in the far corner of the room and watched every move we made. +When the coffee was brought I sat smoking and surly over it, as if my +head ached from the day's drink; Grim and Jeremy, aching for sleep but +refusing like good artists to neglect a detail of their part, went to +another table and played backgammon, betting quarrelsomely; and at last +one of the five men walked over and touched Yussuf Dakmar's shoulder. +At once he followed all five of them out of the room, whereat Grim and +Jeremy promptly went to bed. It was so obviously my turn to stay awake +that Grim didn't even trouble to remind me of it. + +So I took the whisky upstairs, noticed that Narayan Singh was missing +from the couch where he had gone to sleep, although the fox-terrier was +snoring so loud in his blankets that I had to look twice in the dim +light. I mentioned that fact to Grim who merely smiled as he got +between the sheets. Then I went down to the street to get exercise and +fresh air. I didn't go far, but strode up and down in front of the +hotel a quarter of a mile or so in each direction, keeping in the middle +of the street. + +I had made the fourth or fifth turn when Narayan Singh came out and +accosted me under the lamplight. + +"Pardon," he called aloud in English, "does the sahib know where I can +find a druggist's open at this hour? I have a toothache and need +medicine." + +"Come and I'll show you a place," said I with the patronizing air of a +tourist showing off his knowledge, and we strode along together down the +street, he holding one hand to his jaw. + +"Thus and so it happened, sahib," he began as soon as we had gone a safe +distance. "I lay sleeping, having kept my belly empty that I might wake +easily. There came Yussuf Dakmar and five men brushing by me, and they +all went into a room four doors beyond the sahib's. The room next +beyond that one is occupied by an officer sahib, who fought at El-Arish +alongside my battalion. Between him and me is a certain understanding +based on past happenings in which we both had a hand. He is not as some +other sahibs, but a man who opens both ears and his heart, and when I +knocked on his door he opened it and recognized me. + +"'Well?' said he. 'Why not come and see me in the morning? + +"'Sahib,' said I, 'for the sake of El-Arish, let me in quickly, and +close the door!' + +"So he did, wondering and not pleased to be disturbed by a Sikh at such +an hour. And I said to him: + +"'Sahib,' said I, 'am I a badmash? A scoundrel?' + +"'No,' said he, 'not unless you changed your morals when you left the +service.' + +"Said I, 'I am still in the service.' + +"'Good,' said he. 'What then?' + +"'I go listening again in no-man's land,' said I, and he whistled +softly. 'Is there not a roof below your window?' I asked him, and he +nodded. + +"'Then let me use it, sahib, and return the same way presently.' + +"So he threw back the shutter, asking no more questions, and I climbed +out. The window of the room where Yussuf Dakmar and the five were stood +open, but the lattice shutter was closed tight, so that I could stand up +on the flat roof of the kitchen and listen without being seen. And, +sahib, I could recognize the snarl of Yussuf Dakmar's voice even before +my ear was laid to the open lattice. He was like a dog at bay. The +other five were angry with him. They were accusing him of playing +false. They swore that a great sum could be had for that letter, which +they should share between them. Said a voice I did not recognize: 'If +the French will pay one price they will pay another; what does money +matter to them, if they can make out a case against Feisul? Will they +not have Syria? The thing is simple as twice two,' said he. 'The +huntsman urges on the hounds, but unless he is cleverer than they, who +eats the meat? The French regard us as animals, I tell you! Very well; +let us live up to the part and hunt like animals, since he who has the +name should have the game as well; and when we have done the work and +they want booty let them be made aware that animals must eat! We will +set our own price on that document.' + +"'And as for this Yussuf Dakmar,' said another man, 'let him take a back +seat unless he is willing to share and share alike with us. He is not +difficult to kill!' + +"And at that, sahib, Yussuf Dakmar flew into a great rage and called +them fools of complicated kinds. + +"'Like hounds without a huntsman, ye will overrun the scent!' said he; +and he spoke more like a man than any of them, although not as a man to +be liked or trusted. 'Who are ye to clap your fat noses on the scent I +found and tell me the how and whither of it? It may be that I can get +that letter tonight. Surely I can get it between this place and +Damascus; and no one can do that, for I, and I only, know where it is. +Nor will I tell!' And they answered all together, 'We will make you +tell!' + +"But he said, 'All that ye five fools can do is to interfere. Easy to +kill me, is it? Well, perhaps. It has been tried. But, if so, then +though ye are jackals, kites and vultures all in one with the skill of +chemists added, ye can never extract secret knowledge from a dead man's +brain. Then that letter will reach Feisul tomorrow night; and the +French, who speak of you now as of animals, will call you what? +Princes? Noblemen?' + +"I suppose they saw the point of that, sahib, for they changed their +tone without, however, becoming friendly to Yussuf Dakmar. Thieves of +that sort know one another, and trust none, and it is all a lie, sahib, +about there being any honor among them. Fear is the only tie that binds +thieves, and they proceeded to make Yussuf Dakmar afraid. + +"There seems to be one among them, sahib, who is leader. He has a thin +voice like a eunuch's, and unlike the others swears seldom. + +"This father of a thin voice accepted the situation. He said: "'Well +and good. Let Yussuf Dakmar do the hunting for us. It is sufficient +that we hunt Yussuf Dakmar. Two of us occupy the room next to +Ramsden's. If Yussuf Dakmar needs aid in the night, let him summon us +by scratching with his nails on the closet door. The rest will be +simple. There are four in this besides us five; so if we count Yussuf +Dakmar that makes ten who share the reward. Shall Yussuf Dakmar grow +fat, while nine of us starve? I think not! Let him get the letter, and +give it to me. We will hide it, and I will deal with the French. If he +fails tonight, let him try again tomorrow on the train. But we five +will also take that train to Damascus, and unless that letter is in my +hands before the journey's end, then Yussuf Dakmar dies. Is that +agreed?' + +"All except Yussuf Dakmar agreed to it. He was very angry and called +them leeches, whereat they laughed, saying that leeches only suck enough +and then fall off, whereas they would take all or kill. They made him +understand it, taking a great oath together to slay him without mercy +unless he should get the letter and give it to them before the train +reaches Damascus tomorrow evening. + +"Well, sahib, he agreed presently, not with any effort at good grace, +but cursing while he yielded. + +"In truth, sahib, it is less fear than lack of sleep that Yussuf Dakmar +feels. I could hear him yawn through the window lattice. Now a man in +that condition is likely to act early in the night for fear that sleep +may otherwise get the better of him, and the sahib will do well to be +keenly alert from the first. I shall be asleep on that couch outside +the door and will come if called, so the sahib would better not lock the +door but should call loud in case of need, because I also have been long +awake and may sleep heavily." + +"Suppose I walk the streets all night?" said I. "Wouldn't that foil +them?" + +"Nay, sahib, but the reverse; for if Yussuf Dakmar should miss you +after midnight he would go in search of you, with those five in turn +tracking him. And as for finding you, that would be a simple matter, +for every night thief and beggar waiting for the dawn would give +attention to such a big man as you and would report your movements. All +six would come on you in the dark and would kill you surely. Then, as +if that were not bad enough, having searched you they would learn that +the letter in your possession is not the right one; and the trail of +the right one would be that much easier to detect." + +"Then come with me," said I, "and we'll make a night of it together. +You and I can defend ourselves against those six." + +"Doubtless, sahib. But my place is within hail of Jimgrim. No, it is +best that you see this matter through tonight between four walls. Only +remember, sahib, that though a man on duty may feign sleep, it is wiser +not to, because sleep steals on us unawares!" + +So I returned to the bedroom where Grim and Jeremy were snoring a +halleluja chorus; but Yussuf Dakmar hadn't returned yet. I took +advantage of the Syrian's absence to open Grim's valise, remove the +bottle of doped whisky and set it on the table close to the window +beside the two bottles that I had bought downstairs--one of which, for +the sake of appearances, I opened just as Yussuf Dakmar entered, smiling +to conceal anxiety. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +"You made a bad break that time" + + +Grim was in Mephistophelian humor. He can sleep cat-fashion, for sixty +seconds at a time, with all his wits about him in the intervals, and +likes to feel in the crook of his own forefinger the hidden hair-trigger +of events. I don't think Jeremy was awake when I first entered the +room, although it suited Grim's humor that he should be presently; but +you would have sworn they were both unconscious, judging by the see-saw, +bass and baritone snoring. + +I poured out whisky, drank a little of it grouchily, and watched Yussuf +Dakmar into bed. He didn't take many of his clothes off and even by +candle-light you could see the shape of the knife concealed under his +shirt. He sat cross-legged on the bed, presumably praying, and as I +didn't like the look of him I blew out the candle. + +Instantly, pinched and prompted by James Schuyler Grim, Jeremy sat up +and yammered profanely at the darkness, vowing he couldn't see to sleep +without a light in the room. I tinkled a tumbler against a whisky +bottle, and Jeremy instantly swore that he heard burglars. Sitting up +and whirling his pillow he knocked Yussuf Dakmar off the bed on to the +floor. + +So I lit the candle again, after emptying my glass of whisky into a +spittoon; whereat Jeremy quoted the Koran about the fate of drunkards +and, getting out of bed, apologized to Yussuf Dakmar like a courtier +doing homage to a king. + +"Your honor was born under a lucky star," he assured him. "I usually +shoot or stab, but the pillow was the first thing handy." + +The Syrian had hard work to keep his temper, for he had fallen on the +haft of the hidden knife and it hurt him between two ribs, where a +poorly conditioned man is extra sensitive. However, he mumbled +something and crawled between the sheets. + +Then Grim vowed that he couldn't sleep with a light so I blew out the +candle, and in about two minutes the steady seesaw snoring resumed. I +took the opportunity to empty half the contents of a whisky bottle into +the spittoon, and after lighting a pipe proceeded to clink a tumbler at +steady intervals as evidence of debauch well under way. + +Except for the clink and bump of the tumbler, and once when I filled and +relit the pipe, all was quiet for half an hour, when Yussuf Dakmar piped +up suddenly and asked me whether I didn't intend to come to bed. + +"I will not trouble you, effendi. I will keep over to my side. There is +plenty of room in the bed for the two of us." + +As he spoke I heard a movement of the bedclothes as Grim pinched Jeremy +awake again. I answered before Jeremy could horn in. + +"Hic! You 'spect me 'nto bed full o' snakes? Never sleep 'slong as +venomous reptiles waiting! Hic! You stay 'n bed an keep 'em 'way from +me!" + +Well, Jeremy didn't want any better cue than that. He got up, lit the +candle and explained to me with great wealth of Arabic theosophy that +the snakes I saw were mere delusions because Allah never made them; and +I tried to look utterly drunk, staring at him with dropped jaw and +droopy eyelids, knocking an empty bottle over with my elbow by way of +calling attention to it. + +"Get into bed, effendi," Jeremy advised me, feeding the cue back, since +I was in the middle of the stage. + +"Not into that bed!" I answered, shaking my head solemnly. "That f'ler +put snakes in on purpose. Why's he sober when I'm drunk? I won't sleep +in bed with sober man. Let him get drun' too, an' both see snakes. +Then I'll sleep with him!" + +Jeremy's roving eye fell on the small doped bottle that I had taken from +Grim's valise. Looking preternaturally wise, he walked over to Yussuf +Dakmar's bed, sat down on it with his back toward me and proceeded to +unfold a plan. + +"Allah makes all things easy," he began. "It is lawful to take all +precautions to confound the infidel. We shall never get that drunkard +to bed as long as there's any whisky, so let's encourage him to drink it +all. When it's gone he'll sleep on the floor and we'll get some peace. +It's a good chance for us to drink whisky without committing sin! We +needn't take much--just one drink each, and then he'll swallow the rest +like a hog to prevent our getting any more. You look as if a glass of +whisky would do you good. That fellow Omar is asleep and won't see us, +so nobody can tell tales afterwards. It's a good opportunity. Come +on!" + +I had sat so that Yussuf Dakmar couldn't see what I was doing and poured +out the liquor in advance, arranging the glasses so that Yussuf Dakmar +would take the doped stuff--a perfectly un-Christian proceeding, I +admit. Christians are scarce when you get right down to cases. Most of +us in extremity prefer Shakespeare's adage about hoisting engineers. It +gets results so much more quickly than turning the other cheek. At any +rate, I own up. + +Yussuf Dakmar, smirking in anticipation of an easy victory, took the +nearest tumbler and tossed off the contents in imitation of Jeremy's +free and easy air; and the drug acted as swiftly as the famous "knock- +out-drops" they used to administer in the New York Tenderloin. + +He knew what had happened before he lost consciousness, for he tried to +give the alarm to his friends. He lay on the floor opening and shutting +his mouth, and I think he believed he was shouting for help; but after +a minute or two you could hardly detect his breathing, and his face +changed colour as if he had been poisoned. + +Grim didn't even trouble to get out of bed, but listened without comment +to my version of Narayan Singh's report, and Jeremy went back to sleep +chuckling; so I held a silent wake over Yussuf Dakmar, keeping some +more of the doped whisky ready in case he should look like recovering +too soon. I even searched him, finding nothing worthy of note, except +that he had remarkably little money. I expect the poor devil was a +penny ante villain scheming for a thousand-dollar jackpot. I felt +really sorry for him and turned him over with my boot to let him breathe +better. + +A little before dawn I awakened Grim and Jeremy and we left the room +quietly after I had scratched on the closet door with my fingernails. +Pausing outside to listen, we heard the closet door being opened +stealthily from the far side. I caught Grim's eye, thinking he would +smile back, but he looked as deadly serious as I have ever seen him. + +"You made a bad break that time," he said when we had gone downstairs. +"Never give away information unless you're getting a return for it! If +you'd left Yussuf Dakmar to scratch that door after he recovered +consciousness, he'd have invented a pack of lies to tell his friends, +and they'd have been no wiser than before. Now they'll know he never +scratched it. They'll deduce, unless they're lunatics, that someone +overheard their conference last night and knew the signal. That'll make +them desperate. They'll waste no more time on finesse. They'll use +violence at the first chance after the train leaves Haifa." + +"Rammy's like me; he hates not to have an audience for his tricks," put +in Jeremy by way of consolation. + +"We've got to stage a new play, that's all," said Grim. "I'd have the +lot of them arrested, but all the good that would do would be to inform +the man higher up, who'd tip off another gang by wire to wait for us +over the border. Say, suppose we all three bear this in mind: No play +to the gallery! That's where secret service differs from other +business. Applause means failure. The better the work you do, the less +you can afford to admit you did it. You mustn't even smile at a man +you've scored off. Half the game is to leave him guessing who it was +that tripped him up. The safest course is to see that someone else gets +credit for everything you do." + +"Consume your own smoke, eh?" suggested Jeremy. + +"That and more," Grim answered. "You've got to work like Hell for +what'll do you no good, because the moment it brings you recognition it +destroys your usefulness. You mayn't even amuse yourself; you have to +let the game amuse you, without turning one trick for the sake of an +extra smile; most of the humor comes in anyhow, from knowing more than +the other fellow thinks you do. The more a man lies the less you want +to contradict him, because if you do he'll know that you know he's lying +and that's giving away information, which is the unforgivable sin." + +"Golly!" exclaimed Jeremy. "Your trade wouldn't suit me, Jim! When +doing tricks, it's good to watch folks' eyes pop open. What tickles my +wish-bone is what I can see for myself on their silly faces, half of 'em +trying to look as if they know how it's done and the other half all +grins. I did tricks for a Scotchman once, who got so angry I thought +he'd hit me; he said, what I did was impossible, so I did it again and +he still said it was impossible, and he ended by calling me a 'puir +dementit men.' That was my apogee; I've never reached that height +since, not even when I first made a camel say prayers at Abu Keen and +the Arabs hailed me as a prophet! Bread's good, but it's better with +the butter on it right side up!" + +"Not in this game, it isn't," answered Grim. "If your bread seems +smeared with butter that's a sure sign it's dangerous. For God's sake, +as long as you stay in the game with me don't play to the gallery, +either of you! Let's order breakfast." + +It was the longest lecture and expression of opinion I had ever listened +to from James Schuyler Grim, and though I've turned it over in my mind a +great deal since, I can't discover anything but wisdom in it. I believe +he told Jeremy and me the secret of power that morning. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +"They are all right!" + + +There was no competition for seats on the Damascus train that morning. +Several of the window-panes were smashed, there were bullet-marks and +splinters on the woodwork everywhere--no need to ask questions. But I +found time on the platform to chat with some British officers while +keeping an eye lifting for Yussuf Dakmar and his friends. + +"Damascus, eh? You'll have a fine journey if you get through alive. +Nine passengers were shot dead in the last train down." + +"No law up there, you know. Feisul's army's all concentrated for a +crack at the French (good luck to 'em! No, I'm not wishing the French +any particular luck this trip). Nobody to watch the Bedouins, so they +take pot shots at every train that passes, just for the fun of it." + +"May be war, you know, at any minute. The French are sure to make a +drive for the railway line--you'll be hung up indefinitely--commandeered +for an ambulance train--shot for the sake of argument--anything at all, +in fact. They say those Algerian troops are getting out of hand--paid +in depreciated francs and up against the high cost of debauchery. +You're taking a chance." + +"Wish I could go. Haven't seen a healthy scrap sinze Zeitun Ridge. +Hey! Hullo! What's this? Lovely woman! Well, I'll be!" + +It was Mabel Ticknor, followed by the six men I was watching for, Yussuf +Dakmar looking sulky and discouraged in their midst, almost like a +prisoner, and the other five wearing palpably innocent expressions. + +"Lord!" remarked the officer nearest me. "That gang's got the wind up! +Look at the color of their gills! Booked through, I'll bet you, and +been listening to tales all night!" + +The gang drew abreast just as another officer gave tongue to his +opinion. They couldn't help hearing what he said; he had one of those +voices that can carry on conversation in a boiler foundry. + +"There's more in this than meets the eye! She's not a nurse. She don't +walk like a missionary. I heard her buy a ticket for Aleppo. Can you +imagine a lone, good-looking woman going to Aleppo by that train unless +she had a laissez passe from the French? She's wearing French heels. +I'll bet she's carrying secret information. Look! D'you see those two +Arabs in the train?" He pointed out Grim and Jeremy, who were leaning +from a window. "They tipped her off to get into the compartment next +ahead of them. D'you see? There she goes. She was for getting into +the coach ahead. They called her back." + +Almost all the other cars were empty except that one, but, whether +because humans are like sheep and herd together instinctively when +afraid, or because the train crew ordered it, all six compartments of +the middle first-class car were now occupied, with Mabel Ticknor alone +in the front one. Nevertheless, Yussuf Dakmar and four of his companions +started to climb in by the rear door. The sixth man lingered within +earshot of the officers, presumably to pick up further suggestions. + +So I got in at the front end and met them halfway down the corridor. + +"Plenty of room in the car behind," I said abruptly. + +They were five to one, but Yussuf Dakmar was in front, and he merely got +in the way of the wolves behind him. The sixth man, who had lingered +near the officers, now entered by the front end as I had done and called +out that there was plenty of room in the front compartment. + +"There's only a woman in here," he said in Arabic. + +And he set the example by taking the seat opposite to Mabel. + +It would have been easy enough to get him out again, of course. Not even +the polyglot train crew would have allowed Arabs to trespass without her +invitation. + +The trouble was that Jeremy, Grim, Narayan Singh and I all rushed to her +rescue at the same minute, which let the cat out of the bag. It was +Doctor Ticknor's statement in Jerusalem about not wanting to see any of +us alive again if we failed to bring his wife back safe that turned the +trick and caused even Grim to lose his head for a moment. When a Sikh, +two obvious Arabs and an American all rush to a woman's assistance +before she calls for help, there is evidence of collusion somewhere +which you could hardly expect a trained spy to overlook or fail to draw +conclusions from. + +It was all over in a minute. The rascal left the compartment, muttering +to himself in Arabic sotto voce. I caught one word; but he looked so +diabolically pleased with himself that it didn't really need that to +stir me into action. I take twelves in boots, with a rather broad toe, +and he stopped the full heft of the hardest kick I could let loose. It +put him out of action for half a day, and remains one of my pleasantest +memories. + +His companions had to gather him up and help him pulley-hauley fashion +into the car ahead, while an officious ticket-taker demanded my name and +address. I found in my wallet the card of a U.S. senator and gave him +that, whereat he apologized profoundly and addressed me as "Colonel"--a +title with which he continued to flatter me all the rest of the journey +except once, when he changed it to "Admiral" by mistake. + +Grim went back into our compartment and laughed; and none of the essays +I have read on laughter--not even the famous dissertation by Josh +Billings--throw light on how to describe the tantalizing manner of it. +He laughs several different ways: heartily at times, as men of my +temperament mostly do; boisterously on occasion, after Jeremy's +fashion; now and then cryptically, using laughter as a mask; then he +owns a smile that suggests nothing more nor less than kindness based on +understanding of human nature. + +But that other is a devil of a laugh, mostly made of chuckles that seem +to bubble off a Hell-brew of disillusionment, and you get the impression +that he is laughing at himself--cynically laying bare the vanity and +fallibility of his own mental processes--and forecasting +self-discipline. + +There is no mirth in it, although there is amusement; no anger, +although immeasurable scorn. I should say it's a good safe laugh to +indulge in, for I think it is based on ability to see himself and his +own mistakes more clearly than anybody else can, and there is no note of +defeat in it. But it is full of a cruel irony that brings to mind a +vision of one of those old medieval flagellant priests reviewing his +sins before thrashing his own body with a wire whip. + +"So that ends that," he said at last, with the gesture of a man who +sweeps the pieces from a board, to set them up anew and start again. +"Luckily we're not the only fools in Asia. Those six rascals know now +that Mabel and we are one party." + +"Pooh!" sneered Jeremy. "What can the devils do?" + +"Not much this side of the border at Deraa," Grim answered. "After Deraa +pretty well what they're minded. They could have us pinched on some +trumped-up charge, in which case we'd be searched, Mabel included. No. +We've played too long on the defensive. Deraa is the danger-point. The +telegraph line is cut there, and all messages going north or south have +to be carried by hand across the border. The French have an agent there +who censors everything. He's the boy we've got to fool. If they appeal +to him this train will go on without us. + +"Ramsden, you and Narayan Singh go and sit with Mabel in her +compartment. Jeremy, you go forward and bring Yussuf Dakmar back here +to me; we'll let him have that fake letter just before we reach Deraa, +taking care somehow to let the other five know he has it. They won't +discover it's a fake until after leaving Deraa--" + +"Why not?" I interrupted. "What's to prevent their opening it at once?" + + +"Two good reasons: for one, we'll have Narayan Singh keep a careful eye +on them, and they'll keep it hidden as long as he snoops around; for +another, they'll be delighted not to have to let the French agent at +Deraa into the secret, because of the higher price they hope to get by +holding on. They'll smuggle it over the border and not open it until +they feel safe." + +"Yes, but when they do look at it ..." said I. + +"We'll be over the border, and they can't send telegrams to anywhere." + +"Why not?" + +"An Arab government precaution. If station agents all along the line +were allowed to send telegrams every seditious upstart would take +advantage of it and they'd have more trouble than they've got now. But +I warn you fellows, after Deraa--somewhere between the border and +Damascus--there'll be a fight. The minute they discover that the letter +is a fake they'll come for the real one like cats after a canary." + +"Let 'em come!" smiled Jeremy, but Grim shook his head. "I've been +making that mistake too long," he answered. "No defensive tactics after +we leave Deraa! We'll start the trouble ourselves. You watch, after +Deraa the train crew will play cards in the caboose and leave Allah to +care for the passengers." + +"There's only one thing troubles me," said Jeremy. + +"What's that?" + +"Narayan Singh got Yussuf Dakmar's shirt night before last. I've had it +in for Yussuf ever since we Anzacs went hungry on account of him. +Anyone who scuppers him has got me to beat to him. He's my meat, and I +give you all notice!" + +It isn't good to stand between an Anzac and the punishment he thinks an +enemy deserves. + +"All the same," Grim answered, smiling, "I'll bet you don't get him, +Jeremy." + +"I'll bet you. How much?" + +"Mind you, when the game begins, you have a free hand," Grim went on. + +"All right," answered Jeremy, who loves freak bets, ''if I get him you +quit the Army soon as this job's done, and join up with Rammy and me: +if I don't I'll stay and help you on the next job." + +"That's a bet," said Grim promptly. + +So Jeremy went forward to play at being traitor, while Narayan Singh and +I kept Mabel company. She fired questions at us right and left for +twenty minutes, which we had to answer in detail instead of straining +our cars to catch what Grim and Jeremy might be saying to Yussuf Dakmar +in the next compartment. + +Whatever they did say, they managed to prolong the interview until +within ten minutes of Deraa, when the Syrian returned to his companions +smiling smugly and Narayan Singh strode after him, to stand in the +corridor and by ostentatiously watching them prevent their examining the +letter. + +Grim and Jeremy, all grins, joined us at once in Mabel's compartment. + +"Did you see the devil smirk as he went off with it?" asked Jeremy. +"Golly, he thinks we're fools! The theory is that we two had betrayed +you, Rammy, and swapped the letter against his bare promise to pay us in +Damascus. He chucked in a little blackmail about sicking his mates on +to murder us if we didn't come across, and I tell you we fairly love +him! Lordy, here's Deraa! If they open the thing before the train +leaves, Grim says the lot of us are to bolt back across the border, send +Mabel home to her husband, and continue the journey by camel. That +right, Grim?" + +Grim nodded. It was Mabel who objected. + +"I'm going to see this through," she answered. "Guess again, boys! My +hair's gone gray. You owe me a real adventure now, and I won't give up +the letter till you've paid!" + +We had one first-class scare when the train drew up in the squalid +station, where the branch line to Haifa meets the main Hedjaz railway +and the two together touch a mean town at a tangent; for a French +officer in uniform boarded the train and stalked down the corridors +staring hard at everyone. He asked me for a passport, which was sheer +bluff, so I asked him in turn for his own authority. He smiled and +produced a rubber stamp, saying that if I wished to visit Beirut or +Aleppo I must get a vise from him. + +"Je m'em bien garderai!" I answered. "I'm going to see my aunt at +Damascus." + +"And this lady? Is she your wife?" + +I laughed aloud--couldn't help it. All the Old Testament stories keep +forcing themselves on your memory in that land, and the legend of +Abraham trying to pass his wife off as his sister and the three-cornered +drama that came of it cropped up as fresh as yesterday. There was no +need that I could see to repeat the patriarch's mistake, any more than +there was reasonable basis for the Frenchman's impertinence. + +"Is that your business?" I asked him. + +"Because," he went on, smiling meanly, "you speak with an American +accent. It is against the law to carry gold across the border, and +Americans have to submit to personal search, because they always carry +it." + +"Show me your authority!" I retorted angrily. + +"Oh, as for that, there is a customs official here who has full +authority. He is a Syrian. It occurred to me that you might prefer to +be searched by a European." + +"Call his bluff!" Grim whispered behind his sleeve, but I intended to do +that, anyway. + +"Bring along your Syrian," said I, and off he went to do it, treating me +to a backward glance over his shoulder that conveyed more than words +could have done. + +"He'll bluff sky-high," said Grim, "but keep on calling him." + +"I've been searched at six frontiers," said Mabel. "If it's a Syrian I +don't much mind; you boys all come along, and he'll behave himself. +They're much worse in France and Italy. Hadn't one of you better take +the letter, though? No! I was forgetting already! I won't part with +it. I'll take my chance with the Syrian; he'll only ask me to empty my +pockets and prove that I haven't a bag full of gold under my skirt. Sit +tight, all, here he comes!" + +The Frenchman returned with a smiling, olive-complexioned Syrian in tow +--a round-faced fellow with blue jaws as dark as his serge uniform. The +Frenchman stood aside and the Syrian announced rather awkwardly that +regulations compelled him to submit Mabel and me to the inconvenience of +search. + +"For what?" said I. + +"For gold," he answered. "It is against the law to smuggle it across +the border." + +"I've only one gold coin," I said, showing him a U.S. twenty-dollar +piece, and his yellow eyes shone at sight of it. "If it will save +trouble you may have it." + +I put it into his open palm with the Frenchman looking on, and it was +immediately clear that that particular Syrian official was no longer +amenable to international intrigue. He was bought and sold--oozy with +gratitude--incapable of anything but wild enthusiasm for the U.S.A. for +several hours to come. + +"I have searched them!" said he to the French officer. "They have no +gold, and they are all right." + +The French have faults like the rest of us, but they are quicker than +most men to recognize logic. The man with crimson pants and sabre +grinned cynically, shrugged his shoulders, and passed on to annoy +somebody easier. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +"Start something before they're ready for it!" + + +Just before the train started, a handsome fellow with short black beard +trimmed into a point and wearing a well-cut European blue serge suit, +but none the less obviously an Arab, came to the door of our compartment +and stared steadily at Grim. He stood like a fighting man, as if every +muscle of his body was under command, and the suggestion was +strengthened by what might be a bullet scar over one eye. + +If that fellow had asked me for a loan on the spot, or for help against +his enemies, he would have received both or either. Moreover, if he had +never paid me back I would still believe in him, and would bet on him +again. + +However, after one swift glance at him, Grim took no notice until the +train was under way--not even then in fact, until the man in blue serge +spoke first. + +"Oh, Jimgrim!" he said suddenly in a voice like a tenor bell. + +"Come in, Hadad," Grim answered, hardly glancing at him. "Make yourself +at home." + +He tossed a valise into the rack, and I gave up the corner seat so that +he might sit facing Grim, he acknowledging the courtesy with a smile +like the whicker of a sword-blade, wasting no time on foolish protest. +He knew what he wanted--knew enough to take it when invited--understood +me, and expected me to understand him--a first-class fellow. He sat +leaning a little forward, his back not touching the cushion, with the +palms of both hands resting on his knees and strong fingers motionless. +He eyed Mabel Ticknor, not exactly nervously but with caution. + +"Any news?" asked Grim. + +"Jimgrim, the world is full of it!" he answered in English with a laugh. +"But who are these?" + +"My friends." + +"Your intimate friends?" Grim nodded. + +"The lady as well?" Grim nodded again. + +"That is very strong recommendation, Jimgrim!" + +Grim introduced us, giving Jeremy's name as Jmil Ras. + +"Hah! I have heard of you," said Hadad, staring at him. "The +Australian who wandered all over Arabia? I am probably the only Arab +who knew what you really were. Do you recall that time at Wady Hafiz +when a local priest denounced you and a Sheik in a yellow kuffiyi told +the crowd that he knew you for a prophet? I am the same Sheik. I liked +your pluck. I often wondered what became of you." + +"Put it here!" said Jeremy, and they shook hands. + +For twenty minutes after that Hadad and Jeremy swapped reminiscences in +quick staccato time. It was like two Gatling guns playing a duet, and +the score was about equally intelligible to anyone unfamiliar with +Arabia's hinterland--which is to say to all except about one person in +ten million. It was most of it Greek to me, but Grim listened like an +operator to the ticking of the Morse code. It was Hadad who cut it +short; Jeremy would have talked all the way to Damascus. + +"And so, Jimgrim, do the kites foregather? Or are we a forlorn hope? +Do we go to bury Feisul or to crown him king?" + +"How much do you know?" Grim answered. + +"Hah! More than you, my friend! I come from Europe--London--Paris-- +Rome. I stopped off in Deraa to listen a while, where the tide of +rumour flows back and forth across the border. The English are in +favour of Feisul, and would help him if they could. The French are +against him and would rather have him a dead saint than a living +nuisance. The most disturbing rumour I have heard was here in Deraa, to +the effect that Feisul sent a letter to Jerusalem calling on all Moslems +to rise and massacre the Jews. That does not sound like Feisul, but the +French agent in Deraa assured me that he will have the original letter +in his hands within a day or two." + +Grim smiled over at Mabel. + +"You might show him the letter?" he suggested. + +So Mabel dug down into the mysteries beneath her shirtwaist and produced +the document wrapped in a medical bandage of oiled silk. Hadad unwrapped +it, read it carefully, and handed it to Grim. + +"Are you deceived by that?" he asked. "Does Feisul speak like that, or +write like that? Since when has he turned coward that he should sign +his name with a number?" + +"What do you make of it?" asked Grim. + +"Hah! It is as plain as the ink on the paper. It is intended for use +against Feisul, first by making the British suspicious of him, second by +providing the French with an excuse to attack him, third by convicting +him of treachery, for which he can be jailed or executed after he is +caught. What do you propose to do with it, Jimgrim?" + +"I'm going to show it to Feisul." + +"Good! I, too, am on my way to see Feisul. Perhaps the two of us +together can convince him what is best." + +"If we two first agree," Grim answered with a dry smile. + +"Do you agree that two and two make four? This is just as simple, +Jimgrim. Feisul cannot contend with the French. The financiers have +spread their net for Syria, Feisul has no artillery worth speaking of-- +no gas--no masks against gas, and the French have plenty of everything +except money. Syria has been undermined by propaganda and corruption. +Let Feisul go to British territory and thence to Europe, where his +friends may have a chance to work for him. The British will give him +Mesopotamia, and after that it will be up to us Arabs to prove we are a +nation. That is my argument. Are we agreed?" + +"If that's your plan, Hadad, I'm with you!" Grim answered. + +"Then I also am with you! Let us shake hands." + +"Shwai shwai!" (Go slow!) said Grim. "Better join up with me in +Damascus. There are six men in the car ahead who'll try to murder us +all presently. They've got a letter that they think is that one. The +minute they find out we've fooled them there'll be ructions." + +"I am good at ructions!" Hadad answered. + +"My friend Narayan Singh is forward watching them," said Grim. "What +they'll probably try when they make the discovery will be to have the +lot of us arrested at some wayside station. I propose to forestall +them." + +"I am good at forestalling!" said Hadad. + +"Then don't you forestall me!" laughed Jeremy. "The fellow with a face +like a pig's stern is Yussuf Dakmar, and he's my special preserve." + +"I am a good Moslem. I refuse to lay hand on pig," said Hadad, smiling. + +We discussed Feisul and the Arab cause. + +"Oh, if we had Lawrence with us!" exclaimed Hadad excitedly at last. "A +little, little man--hardly any larger than Mrs. Ticknor--but a David +against Goliath! And would you believe it?--there is an idiotic rumour +that Lawrence has returned and is hiding in Damascus! The French are +really disturbed about it. They have cabled their Foreign Office and +received an official denial of the rumour; but official denials carry +no weight nowadays. Out of ten Frenchmen in Syria, five believe that +Lawrence is with Feisul and if they can catch him he will get short +shrift. But, oh, Jimgrim--oh, if it were true! Wallahi!" + +Grim didn't answer, but I saw him look long at Jeremy, and then for +about thirty seconds steadily at Mabel Ticknor. After that he stared +out of the window for a long time, not even moving his head when a crowd +of Bedouins galloped to within fifty yards of the train and volleyed at +it from horseback "merely out of devilment," as Hadad hastened to assure +us. + +We were winding up the Lebanon Valley by that time. Carpets of flowers; +green grass; waterfalls; a thatched hut to the twenty square miles, +with a scattering of mean black tents between; every stone building in +ruins; goats where fat kine ought to be; and a more or less modern +railway screeching across the landscape, short of fuel and oil. That's +Lebanon. + +We grew depressed. Then silent. Our meditations were interrupted by +the sudden arrival of Narayan Singh in the door of the compartment, +grinning full of news. + +"They have opened the letter, sahib! They accuse Yussuf Dakmar of +deceiving them. They threaten him with death. Shall I interfere?" + +"Any sign of the train crew?" Grim asked. + +"Nay, they are gambling in the brake-van." + +Grim looked sharply at Hadad. + +"What authority have you got?" + +"None. I am a personal friend of Feisul, that is all." + +"Well, we'll pretend you've power to arrest them. Ramsden, you've +suddenly missed your letter. You've accused Jeremy of stealing it. He +has confessed to selling it to Yussuf Dakmar. Go forward in a rage and +demand the letter back. Start something before they're ready for it! +We'll be just behind you." + +"Leave Yussuf Dakmar to me!" insisted Jeremy. "I pay the debt of an +Anzac division!" + +I hope I've never hurt a man who didn't deserve it, or who wasn't fit to +fight; but I have to admit that Grim didn't need to repeat the +invitation. I started forward in a hurry, and Jeremy elbowed Narayan +Singh aside in order to follow next, Australians being notoriously +unlady-like performers when anybody's hat is in the ring. + +By the time I reached the car ahead the train had entered a wild gorge +circle by one of those astonishing hairpin curves with which engineers +defeat Nature. The panting engine slowed almost to a snail's pace, +having only a scant fuel ration with which to negotiate curve and grade +combined. To our right there was a nearly sheer drop of four hundred +feet, with a stream at the bottom boiling among limestone boulders. + +But there was no time to study scenery. From the middle compartment of +the car there came yells for help and the peculiar noise of thump and +scuffle that can't be mistaken. Men fight in various ways, Lord knows, +and the worst are the said-to-be civilized; but from Nome to Cape Town +and all the way from China to Peru the veriest tenderfoot can tell in +the dark the difference between fight and horseplay. + +I reached the door of the compartment in time to see three of them (two +bleeding from knife-wounds in the face) force Yussuf Dakmar backward +toward the window, the whole lot stabbing frantically as they milled and +swayed. The fifth man was holding on to the scrimmage with his left +hand and reaching round with his right, trying to stick a knife into +Yussuf Dakmar's ribs without endangering his own hide. + +But the sixth man was the rascal I had kicked. He had no room--perhaps +no inclination--to get into the scrimmage; so he saw me first, and he +needed no spur to his enmity. With a movement as quick as a cat's and +presence of mind that accounted for his being leader of the gang, he +seized the fifth man by the neck and spun him round to call his +attention; and the two came for me together like devils out of a +spring-trap. + +Now the narrow door of a compartment on a train isn't any kind of easy +place to fight in, but I vow and declare that Jeremy and I both did our +best for Yussuf Dakmar. That's a remarkable thing if you come to think +of it. As a dirty murderer--thief--liar--traitor--spy, he hadn't much +claim on our affections and Jeremy cherished a war-grudge against him on +top of it all. What is it that makes us side with the bottom dog +regardless of pros and cons? + +It was a nasty mix-up, because they used knives and we relied on hands +and fists. I've used a pick-handle on occasion and a gun when I've had +to, but speaking generally it seems to me to demean a white man to use +weapons in a row like that, and I find that most fellows who have walked +the earth much agree with me. + +We tried to go in like a typhoon, shock-troop style, but it didn't work. +Another man let go of Yussuf Dakmar, who was growing weak and too short +of wind to yell, and in a moment there were five of us struggling on the +floor between the seats, one man under me with my forearm across his +throat and another alongside me, stabbing savagely at a leather valise +under the impression that he was carving up my ribs. On top of that +mess Narayan Singh pounced like a tiger, wrenching at arms and legs +until I struggled to my feet again--only to be thrust aside by Jeremy as +he rose and rushed at Yussuf Dakmar's two assailants. + +But with all his speed Jeremy was a tenth of a tick too late. The wretch +was already helpless, and I dare say they broke his back as they leaned +their combined weight on him and forced him backward and head-first +through the window. Jeremy made a grab for his foot, but missed it, and +a knife-blade already wet with Yussuf Dakmar's blood whipped out and +stung him in the thigh. That, of course, was sheer ignorance. You +should never sting an Australian. Kill him or let him alone. Better +yet, make friends with him or surrender; but, above all, do nothing by +halves. They're a race of whole-hoggers, equally ready to force their +only shirt on you or fight you to a finish. + +So Jeremy finished the business at the window. He took a neck in each +hand and cracked their skulls together until the whack-whack-whack of it +was like the exhaust of a Ford with loose piston rings; and when they +fell from his grip, unconscious, he came to my rescue. Believe me, I +needed it. + +They were as strong and lithe as wildcats, those Syrians, and fully +awake to the advantage that the narrow door gave them. One man +struggled with Narayan Singh and kept him busy with his bulk so wedged +across the opening that Grim and Hadad were as good as demobilized out +in the corridor; and the other two tackled me like a pair of butchers +hacking at a maddened bull. I landed with my fists, but each time at +the cost of a flesh-wound; and though I got one knife-hand by the wrist +and hung on, wrenching and screwing to throw the fellow off his feet, +the other man's right was free and the eighteen-inch Erzeram dagger that +he held danced this and that way for an opening underneath my guard. + +Jeremy's left fist landed under the peak of his jaw exactly at the +moment when he stiffened to launch his thrust. He fell as if pole-axed +and the blade missed my stomach by six inches, but the combined force of +thrust and blow was great enough to drive the weapon into the wooden +partition, where it stayed until I pulled it out to keep as a souvenir. + +There wasn't much trouble after that. Grim and Hadad came in and we +tore strips from the Syrians' clothing to tie their hands and feet with. +Hadad went to the rear of the train, climbing along the footboard of the +third-class cars to the caboose to throw some sort of bluff to the +conductor, who came forward--called me "Colonel" and Hadad "Excellency" +--looked our prisoners over--recognized no friends--and said that +everything was "quite all right." He said he knew exactly what to do; +but we left Narayan Singh on watch, lest that knowledge should prove too +original which, however, it turned out not to be. It was bromidian--as +old as history. Narayan Singh came back and told us. + +"Lo, sahib; he went through their clothes as an ape for fleas, I +watching. And when he had all their valuables he laid them on the +footboard, and then, as we passed some Bedouin tents, he kicked them +off. But he seems an honest fellow, for he gave them back some small +change to buy food with, should any be obtainable." + +After that he stood flashing his white teeth for half an hour watching +Mabel bandage Jeremy and me, for it always amuses a Sikh to watch a +white man eat punishment. Sikhs are a fine race--but curious-- +distinctly curious and given to unusual amusement. When Mabel had +finished with me at last I stuck a needle into him, and he laughed, +accepting the stab as a compliment. + +A strange thing is how men settle down after excitement. Birds do the +same thing. A hawk swoops down on a hedgerow; there is a great +flutter, followed by sudden silence. A minute later the chattering +begins again, without any reference to one of their number being torn in +the plunderer's beak. And so we; even Grim loosened up and gossiped +about Feisul and the already ancient days when Feisul was the up-to-date +Saladin leading Arab hosts to victory. + +But there was an even stranger circumstance than that. We weren't the +only people in the train; our car, for instance, was fairly well +occupied by Armenians, Arabs, and folk whose vague nationality came +under the general heading of Levantine. The car ahead where the fight +took place, though not crowded, wasn't vacant, and there were others in +the car behind. Yet not one of them made a move to interfere. They +minded their own business, which proves, I think, that manners are based +mainly on discretion. + +As the train gasped slowly up the grade and rolled bumpily at last along +the fertile, neglected Syrian highland, all the Armenians on the train +removed their hats and substituted the red tarboosh, preferring the +headgear of a convert rather than be the target of every Bedouin with a +rifle in his hand. + +The whole journey was a mix-up of things to wonder at--not least of them +the matter-of-fact confidence with which the train proceeded along a +single track, whose condition left you wondering at each bump whether +the next wouldn't be the journey's violent end. There were lamps, but +no oil for light when evening came. Once, when we bumped over a shaky +culvert and a bushel or two of coal-dust fell from the rusty tender, the +engineer stopped the train and his assistant went back with a shovel and +piece of sacking to gather up the precious stuff. + +There was nothing but squalid villages and ruins, goats and an +occasional rare camel to be seen through the window--not a tree +anywhere, the German General Staff having attended to that job +thoroughly. There is honey in the country and it's plentiful as well as +good, because bees are not easy property to raid and make away with; +but the milk is from goats, and as for overflowing, I would hate to have +to punish the dugs of a score of the brutes to get a jugful for dinner. +Syria's wealth is of the past and the future. + +Long before it grew too dark to watch the landscape we were wholly +converted to Grim's argument that Syria was no place for a man of +Feisul's calibre. The Arab owners of the land are plundered to the +bone; the men with money are foreigners, whose only care is for a +government that will favour this religion and that breed. To set up a +kingdom there would be like preaching a new religion in Hester Street; +you could hand out text, soup and blankets, but you'd need a whale's +supply of faith to carry on, and the offertories wouldn't begin to meet +expenses. + +Until that journey finally convinced me, I had been wondering all the +while in the back of my head whether Grim wasn't intending an +impertinence. It hasn't been my province hitherto to give advice to +kings; for one thing, they haven't asked me for it. If I were asked, I +think I'd take the problem pretty seriously and hesitate before +suggesting to a man on whom the hope of fifty million people rests that +he'd better pull up stakes and eat crow in exile for the present. I'd +naturally hate to be a king, but if I were one I don't think quitting +would look good, and I think I'd feel like kicking the fellow who +suggested it. + +But the view from the train, and Grim's talk with Hadad put me in a mood +in which Syria didn't seem good enough for a soap-box politician, let +alone a man of Feisul's fame and character. And when at last a few +lights in a cluster down the track proclaimed that we were drawing near +Damascus, I was ready to advise everybody, Feisul included, to get out +in a hurry while a chance remained. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +"Bismillah! What a mercy that I met you!" + + +While the fireman scraped the iron floor for his last two shovelfuls of +coal-dust and the train wheezed wearily into the dark station, Grim +began to busy himself in mysterious ways. Part of his own costume +consisted of a short, curved scimitar attached to an embroidered belt-- +the sort of thing that Arabs wear for ornament rather than use. He took +it off and, groping in the dark, helped Mabel put it on, without a word +of explanation. + +Then, instead of putting on his own Moslem over-cloak he threw that over +her shoulders and, digging down into his bag for a spare head-dress, +snatched her hat off and bound on the white kerchief in its place with +the usual double, gold-covered cord of camel-hair. + +Then came my friend the train conductor and addressed me as Colonel, +offering to carry out the bags. The moment he had grabbed his load and +gone Grim broke silence: + +"Call her Colonel and me Grim. Don't forget how!" + +We became aware of faces under helmets peering through the window- +officers of Feisul's army on the watch for unwelcome visitors. From +behind them came the conductor's voice again, airing his English: + +"Any more bags inside there, Colonel?" + +"Get out quick, Jeremy, and make a fuss about the Colonel coming!" +ordered Grim. + +Jeremy suddenly became the arch-efficient servitor, establishing +importance for his chief, and never a newly made millionaire or modern +demagog had such skillful advertisement. The Shereefian officers stood +back at a respectful distance, ready to salute when the personage should +deign to alight. + +"What shall be done with the memsahib's hat?" demanded Narayan Singh. + +You could only see the whites of his eyes, but he shook something in his +right hand. + +"Eat it!" Grim answered. + +"Heavens! That's my best hat!" objected Mabel. "Give it here. I'll +carry it under the cloak." + +"Get rid of it!" Grim ordered; and Narayan Singh strode off to +contribute yellow Leghorn straw and poppies to the engine furnace. + +I gave him ten piastres to fee the engineer, and five for the fireman, +so you might say that was high-priced fuel. + +"What kind of bunk are you throwing this time?" I asked Grim. + +He didn't answer, but gave orders to Mabel in short, crisp syllables. + +"You're Colonel Lawrence. Answer no questions. If anyone salutes, just +move your hand and bow your head a bit. You're just his height. Look +straight in front of you and take long strides. Bend your head forward +a little; there, that's it." + +"I'm scared!" announced Mabel, by way of asking for more particulars. + +She wasn't scared in the least. + +"Piffle!" Grim answered. "Remember you're Lawrence, that's all. They'd +give you Damascus if you asked for it. Follow Jeremy, and leave the +rest to us." + +I don't doubt that Grim had been turning over the whole plan in his mind +for hours past, but when I taxed him with it afterward his reply was +characteristic: + +"If we'd rehearsed it, Mabel and Hadad would both have been +self-conscious. The game is to study your man--or woman, as the case +may be--and sometimes drill 'em, sometimes spring it on 'em, according +to circumstances. The only rule is to study people; there are no two +quite alike." + +Hadad was surprised into silence, too thoughtful a man to do anything +except hold his tongue until the next move should throw more light on +the situation. He followed us out of the car, saying nothing; and +being recognized by the light of one dim lantern as an intimate friend +of Feisul, he accomplished all that Grim could have asked of him. + +He was known to have been in Europe until recently. Rumours about +Lawrence had been tossed from mouth to mouth for days past, and here was +somebody who looked like Lawrence in the dark, followed by Grim and +Hadad and addressed as "Colonel." Why shouldn't those three Shereefian +officers jump to conclusions, salute like automatons and grin like loyal +men who have surprised a secret and won't tell anyone but their bosom +friends? It was all over Damascus within the hour that Lawrence had +come from England to stand by Feisul in the last ditch. The secret was +kept perfectly! + +We let Mabel walk ahead of us, and there was no trouble at the customs +barrier, where normally every piastre that could be wrung from +protesting passengers were mulcted to support a starving treasury; for +the officers strode behind us, and trade signs to the customs clerk, who +immediately swore at everyone in sight and sent all his minions to yell +for the best cabs in Damascus. + +Narayan Singh distributed largesse to about a hundred touts and +hangers-on and we splashed off toward the hotel in two open landaus, +through streets six inches deep in water except at the cross-gutters, +where the horses jumped for fear of losing soundings. Abana and +Pharpar, rivers of Damascus, were in flood as usual at that time of +year, and the scavenging street curs had to swim from one garbage heap +to the next. There was a gorgeous battle going on opposite the hotel +door, where half a dozen white-ivoried mongrels with their backs to a +heap of kitchen leavings held a ford against a dozen others, each beast +that made good his passage joining with the defenders to fight off the +rest. I stood on the hotel steps and watched the war for several +minutes, while Grim went in with the others and registered as "Rupert +Ramsden of Chicago, U.S.A., and party." + +The flood, and darkness owing to the lack of fuel, were all in our +favour, for such folk as were abroad were hardly of the sort whose +gossip would carry weight; nevertheless, we hadn't been in the hotel +twenty minutes before an agent of the bank put in his appearance, +speaking French volubly. Seeing my name on the register, he made the +mistake of confining his attention to me, which enabled Grim to get +Mabel safely away into a big room on the second floor. + +The Frenchman (if he was one--he had a Hebrew nose) made bold to corner +me on a seat near the dining-room door. He was nervous rather than +affable--a little pompous, as behooved the representative of money +power--and evidently used to having his impertinences answered humbly. + +"You are from the South? Did you have a good journey? Was the train +attacked? Did you hear any interesting rumors on the way?" + +Those were all preliminary questions, thrown out at random to break ice. +As he sat down beside me you could feel the next one coming just as +easily as see that he wasn't interested in the answers to the first. + +"You are here on business? What business?" + +"Private business," said I, with an eye on Jeremy just coming down the +stairs. "You talk Arabic?" + +He nodded, eyeing me keenly. + +"That man is my servant and knows my affairs. I'm too tired to talk +after the journey. Suppose you ask him." + +So Jeremy came and sat beside us, and threw the cow's husband around as +blithely as he juggles billiard balls. I wasn't supposed to understand +what he was saying. + +"The big effendi is a prizefighter, who has heard there is money to be +made at Feisul's court. At least, that is what he says. Between you and +me, I think he is a spy for the French Government, because when he +engaged me in Jerusalem he gave me a fist-full of paper francs with +which to send a telegram to Paris. What was in the telegram? I don't +know; it was a mass of figures, and I mixed them up on purpose, being +an honest fellow averse to spy's work. Oh, I've kept an eye on him, +believe me! Ever since he killed a Syrian in the train I've had my +doubts of him. Mashallah, what a murderous disposition the fellow has! +Kill a man as soon as look at him--indeed he would. Are you a prince in +these parts?" + +"A banker." + +"Bismillah! What a mercy that I met you! I overheard him say that he +will visit the bank tomorrow morning to cash a draft for fifty thousand +francs. I'd examine the draft carefully if I were you. It wouldn't +surprise me to learn it was stolen or forged. Is there any other bank +that he could go to?" + +"No, only mine; the others have suspended business on account of the +crisis." + +"Then, in the name of Allah don't forget me! You ought to give me a +thousand francs for the information. I am a poor man, but honest. At +what time shall I come for the money in the morning? Perhaps you could +give me a little on account at once, for my wages are due tonight and +I'm not at all certain of getting them." + +"Well, see me in the morning," said the banker. + +He got up and left us at once, hardly troubling to excuse himself; and +Grim heard him tell the hotel proprietor that our whole party would be +locked up in jail before midnight. That rumour went the rounds like +wild-fire, so that we were given a wide berth and had a table all to +ourselves in the darkest corner of the big dim dining-room. + +There were more than a hundred people eating dinner, and Narayan Singh, +Hadad and I were the only ones in western clothes. Every seat at the +other tables was occupied by some Syrian dignitary in flowing robes-- +rows and rows of stately looking notables, scant of speech and noisy at +their food. Many of them seemed hardly to know the use of knife and +fork, but they could all look as dignified as owls, even when crowding +in spaghetti with their fingers. + +We provided them with a sensation before the second course was finished. +A fine-looking Syrian officer in khaki, with the usual cloth flap behind +his helmet that forms a compromise between western smartness and eastern +comfort, strode into the room and bore down on us. He invited us out +into the corridor with an air that suggested we would better not refuse, +and we filed out after him in an atmosphere of frigid disapproval. + +Mabel was honestly scared half out of her wits now. Not even the smiles +of the hotel proprietor in the doorway reassured her, nor his deep bow +as she passed. She was even more scared, if that were possible, when +two officers, obviously of high rank, came forward in the hall to greet +her, and one addressed her in Arabic as Colonel Lawrence. Luckily one +oil lamp per wall was doing duty in place of electric light, or there +might have been an awkward incident. She had presence of mind enough to +disguise her alarm by a fit of coughing, bending nearly double and +covering the lower part of her face with the ends of the headdress +folded over. + +The officers had no time to waste and gave their message to Grim +instead. + +"The Emir Feisul is astonished, Jimgrim, that Colonel Lawrence and you +should visit Damascus without claiming his hospitality. We have two +autos waiting to take you to the palace." + +Well, the luggage didn't amount to much; Narayan Singh brought that +down in a jiffy; and when I went to settle with the hotel-keeper one of +the Syrian officers interfered. + +"These are guests of the Emir Feisul," he announced. "Send the bill to +me." + +We were piled into the waiting autos. Mabel, Grim and I rode in the +first one, with the Syrian officers up beside the driver; Jeremy, +Narayan Singh and Hadad followed; and we went through the dark streets +like sea-monsters splashing over shoals, unseen I think--certainly +unrecognized. + +The streets were almost deserted and I didn't catch sight of one armed +man, which was a thing to marvel at when you consider that fifty +thousand or so were supposed to be concentrated in the neighbourhood, +with conscription working full-blast and the foreign consuls solely +occupied in procuring exemption for their nationals. + +It wasn't my first visit to a reigning prince, for if you travel much in +India you're bound to come in contact with numbers of them; so I +naturally formed a mental picture of what was in store for us, made up +from a mixture of memories of Gwalior, Baroda, Bikanir, Hyderabad, Poona +and Baghdad of the Arabian-Nights. It just as naturally vanished in +presence of the quiet, latter-day dignity of the real thing. + +The palace turned out to be a villa on the outskirts of the city, no +bigger and hardly more pretentious than a well-to-do commuter's place at +Bronxville or Mount Vernon. There was a short semi-circular drive in +front, with one sentry and one small lantern burning at each gate; but +their khaki uniforms and puttees didn't disguise the fact that the +sentries were dark, dyed-in-wool Arabs from the desert country, and +though they presented arms, they did it as men who make concessions +without pretending to admire such foolishness. I wouldn't have given +ten cents for an unescorted stranger's chance of getting by them, +whatever his nationality. + +Surely there was never less formality in a king's house since the world +began. We were ushered straight into a narrow, rather ordinary hall, +and through that into a sitting-room about twenty feet square. The +light was from oil lamps hanging by brass chains from the curved beams; +but the only other Oriental suggestions were the cushioned seats in each +corner, small octagonal tables inlaid with mother-of-pearl, and a mighty +good Persian carpet. + +Narayan Singh and Jeremy, supposedly being servants, offered to stay in +the hall, but were told that Feisul wouldn't approve of that. + +"Whatever they shouldn't hear can be said in another room," was the +explanation. + +So we all sat down together on one of the corner seats, and were kept +waiting about sixty seconds until Feisul entered by a door in the far +corner. And when he came he took your breath away. + +It always prejudices me against a man to be told that he is dignified +and stately. Those adjectives smack of too much self-esteem and of a +claim to be made of different clay from most of us. He was both, yet he +wasn't either. And he didn't look like a priest, although if ever +integrity and righteousness shone from a man, with their effect +heightened by the severely simple Arab robes, I swear that man was he. + +Just about Jeremy's height and build--rather tall and thin that is--with +a slight stoop forward from the shoulders due to thoughtfulness and +camel-riding and a genuine intention not to hold his head too high, he +looked like a shepherd in a Bible picture, only with good humour added, +that brought him forward out of a world of dreams on to the same plane +with you, face to face--understanding meeting understanding--man to man. + +I wish I could describe his smile as he entered, believing he was coming +to meet Lawrence, but it can't be done. Maybe you can imagine it if you +bear in mind that this man was captain of a cause as good as lost, +hedged about by treason and well aware of it; and that Colonel Lawrence +was the one man in the world who had proved himself capable of bridging +the division between East and West and making possible the Arab dream of +independence. + +But unhappily it's easier to record unpleasant things. He knew at the +first glance--even before she drew back the kuffiyi--that Mabel wasn't +Lawrence, and I've never seen a man more disappointed in all my +wanderings. The smile didn't vanish; he had too much pluck and +self-control for that; but you might say that iron entered into it, as +if for a second he was mocking destiny, willing to face all odds alone +since he couldn't have his friend. + +And he threw off disappointment like a man--dismissed it as a rock sheds +water, coming forward briskly to shake hands with Grim and bowing as +Grim introduced us. + +"At least here are two good friends," he said in Arabic, sitting down +between Grim and Hadad. "Tell me what this means, and why you deceived +us about Lawrence." + +"We've something to show you," Grim answered. "Mrs. Ticknor brought it; +otherwise it might have been seen by the wrong people." + +Feisul took the hint and dismissed the Syrian officers, calling them by +their first names as he gave them "leave to go." Then Mabel produced +the letter and Feisul read it, crossing one thin leg over the other and +leaning back easily. But he sat forward again and laughed bitterly when +he had read it twice over. + +"I didn't write this. I never saw it before, or heard of it," he said +simply. + +"I know that," said Grim. "But we thought you'd better look at it." + +Feisul laid the letter across his knee and paused to light a cigarette. +I thought he was going to do what nine men out of ten in a tight place +would certainly have done; but he blew out the match, and went on +smoking. + +"You mean your government has seen the thing, and sent you to confront +me with it?" + +It was Grim's turn to laugh, and he was jubilant without a trace of +bitterness. + +"No. The chief and I have risked our jobs by not reporting it. This +visit is strictly unofficial." + +Feisul handed the letter back to him, and it was Grim who struck a match +and burned it, after tearing off the seal for a memento. + +"You know what it means, of course?" Grim trod the ash into the carpet. +"If the French could have come by that letter in Jerusalem, they'd have +Dreyfussed you--put you on trial for your life on trumped-up evidence. +They'd send a sworn copy of it to the British to keep them from taking +your part." + +"I am grateful to you for burning it," Feisul answered. + +He didn't look helpless, hopeless, or bewildered, but dumb and clinging +on; like a man who holds an insecure footing against a hurricane. + +"It means that the men all about you are traitors--" Grim went on. + +"Not all of them," Feisul interrupted. + +"But many of them," answered Grim. "Your Arabs are loyal hot-heads; +some of your Syrians are dogs whom anyone can hire." + +It was straight speaking. From a major in foreign service, uninvited, +to a king, it sounded near the knuckle. Feisul took it quite +pleasantly. + +"I know one from the other, Jimgrim." + +Grim got up and took a chair opposite Feisul. He was all worked up and +sweating at self-mastery, hotter under the collar than I had ever seen +him. + +"It means," he went on, with a hand on each knee and his strange eyes +fixed steadily on Feisul's, "that the French are ready to attack you. +It means they're sure of capturing your person--and bent on seeing your +finish. They'll give you a drumhead court martial and make excuses +afterward." + +"Inshallah," Feisul answered, meaning "If Allah permits it." + +"That is exactly the right word!" Grim exploded; and Lord, he was hard +put to it to keep excitement within bounds. + +I could see his neck trembling, and there were little beads of sweat on +his temple. It was Grim at last without the mask on. "Allah marks the +destiny of all of us. Do you suppose we're here for nothing--at this +time?" + +Feisul smiled. + +"I am glad to see you," he said simply. + +"Are you planning to fight the French?" Grim asked him suddenly, in the +sort of way that a man at close quarters lets rip an upper-cut. + +"I must fight or yield. They have sent an ultimatum, but delayed it so +as not to permit me time to answer. It has expired already. They are +probably advancing." + +"And you intend to sit here and wait for them?" + +"I shall be at the front." + +"You know you haven't a chance!" + +"My advisers think that my presence at the front will encourage our men +sufficiently to win the day." + +"Have you a charm against mustard gas?" + +"That is our weakness. No, we have no masks." + +"And the wind setting up from the sea at this time of year! Your army +is going straight into a trap, and you along with it. Half of the men +who advise you to go to the front will fight like lions against a net, +and the other half will sell you to the French! Your fifty thousand men +will melt like butter in the sun and your Arab cause will be left +without a leader!" + +Feisul pondered that for about a minute, leaning back and watching +Grim's face. + +"We held a council of war, Jimgrim," he said at last. "It was the +unanimous opinion of the staff that we ought to fight and the cabinet +upheld them. I couldn't cancel the order if I wished. What would you +think of a king who left his army in the lurch?" + +"Nobody will ever accuse you of cowardice," Grim answered. "You're a +proven brave man if ever there was one. The point is, do you want all +your bravery and hard work for the Arab cause to go for nothing? Do you +want the prospect of Arab independence to go up in smoke on a gas-swept +battlefield?" + +"It would break my heart," said Feisul, "although one heart hardly +matters." + +"It would break more hearts than yours," Grim retorted. "There are +millions looking to you for leadership. Leave me out of it. Leave +Lawrence out of it, and all the other non-Moslems who have done their +bit for you. Leave most of these Syrians out of it; for they're simply +politicians making use of you--a mess of breeds and creeds so mixed and +corrupted that they don't know which end up they stand! If the Syrians +had guts they'd have rallied so hard to you long ago that no outsider +would have had a chance." + +"What do you mean? What are you proposing?" Feisul asked quietly. + +"Baghdad is your place, not Damascus!" + +"But here I am in Damascus," Feisul retorted; and for the first time +there was a note of impatience in his voice. "I came here at the +request of the Allies, on the strength of their promises. I did not ask +to be king. I would rather not be. Let any man be ruler whom the Arabs +choose, and I will work for him loyally. But the Arabs chose me and the +Allies consented. It was only after they had won their war with our +help that the French began raising objections and, the British deserted +me. It is too late to talk of Baghdad now." + +"It isn't! It's too soon!" Grim answered, bringing down a clenched fist +on his knee, and Feisul laughed in spite of himself. + +"You talk like a prophet, Jimgrim, but let me tell you something. It is +mainly a question of money after all. The British paid us a subsidy +until they withdrew from Syria. They did their best for us even then, +for they left behind guns, ammunition, wagons and supplies. When the +French seized the ports they promised to continue the subsidy, because +they are collecting the customs dues and we have no other revenue worth +mentioning. But rather than send us money the French have told our +people not to pay taxes; so our treasury is empty. Nevertheless, we +contrived by one means and another. We arranged a bank credit, and +ordered supplies from abroad. The supplies have reached Beirut, but the +French have ordered the bank to cancel the credit, and until we pay for +the supplies they are withheld." + +"Any gas masks among the supplies you ordered?" Grim asked him; and +Feisul nodded. + +"That banker has played fast and loose with us until the last minute. +Relying on our undertaking not to molest foreigners he has resided in +Damascus, making promises one day and breaking them the next, keeping +his funds in Beirut and his agency here, draining money out of the +country all the while." + +"Why didn't you arrest him?" + +"We gave our word to the French that he should have complete protection +and immunity. It seemed a good thing to us to have such an influential +banker here; he has international connections. As recently as +yesterday, twenty minutes before that ultimatum came, he was in this +room assuring me that he would be able to solve the credit difficulty +within a day or two." + +"Would you like to send for him now?" suggested Grim. + +"I doubt if he would come." + +"Well, have him fetched!" + +Feisul shook his head. + +"If other people break their promises, that is no reason why we should +break ours. If we can defeat the French and force them to make other +terms, then we will expel him from Syria. I leave at midnight, +Jimgrim." + +"To defeat the French? You go to your Waterloo! You're in check with +only one move possible, and I'm here to make you realize it. You're a +man after my own heart, Feisul, but you and your Arabs are children at +dealing with these foreign exploiters! + +"They can beat you at every game but honesty. And listen: If you did +defeat the French--if you drove them into the sea tomorrow, they'd get +away with all the money in Beirut and you'd still be at the mercy of +foreign capitalists! Instead of an independent Arab kingdom here you'd +have a mixture of peoples and religions all plotting against one another +and you, with capitulations and foreign consuls getting in the way, and +bond-holding bankers sitting on top of it all like the Old Man of the +Sea in the story of Sindbad the Sailor! + +"Leave that to the French! Let them have all Syria to stew in! Go to +England where your friends are. Let the politicians alone. Meet real +folk and talk with them. Tell them the truth; for they don't know it! +Talk with the men and women who haven't got political jobs to lose--with +the fellows who did the fighting--with the men and women who have votes. +They'll believe you. They've given up believing politicians, and they're +learning how to twist the politicians' tails. You'll find yourself in +Baghdad within a year or two, with all Mesopotamia to make a garden of +and none but Arabs to deal with. That's your field!" + +Feisul smiled with the air of a man who recognizes but is unconvinced. + +"There are always things that might have been," he answered. "As it is, +I cannot desert the army." + +"We'll save what we can of the army," Grim answered. "Your Syrians will +save their own skins; it's only the Arabs we've got to look out for--a +line of retreat for the Arab regiments, and another for you. It's not +too late, and you know I'm right! Come on; let's get busy and do it!" + +Feisul's smile was all affection and approval, but he shook his head. + +"If what you say is true, I should only have the same problem in +Mesopotamia--foreign financiers," he answered. + +"That's exactly where you're wrong!" Grim retorted triumphantly. + +He stood up, and pointed at Jeremy. + +"Here's a man who owns a gold-mine. It lies between Mesopotamia and +your father's kingdom of the Hedjaz, and its exact whereabouts is a +secret. He's here tonight to make you a present of the mine! And +here's another man,"--he pointed at me--"a mining expert, who'll tell +you what the thing's worth. It's yours, if you'll agree to abandon +Syria and lay a course for Baghdad!" + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +"You'll be a virgin Victim!" + + +Feisul was interested; he couldn't help being. And he was utterly +convinced of Grim's sincerity. But he wasn't moved from his purpose, +and not even Jeremy's account of the gold-mine, or my professional +opinion of its value, had the least effect toward cancelling the plans +he had in mind. He was deeply affected by the offer, but that was all. + +"Good heavens, man!" Grim exploded suddenly. "Surely you won't throw +the whole world into war again! You know what it will mean if the +French kill or imprison you. There isn't a Moslem of all the millions +in Asia who won't swear vengeance against the West--you know that! A +direct descendant of Mohammed, and the first outstanding, conquering +Moslem since Saladin--" + +"The Allies should have thought of that before they broke promises," +said Feisul. + +"Never mind them. Damn them!" answered Grim. "It's up to you! The +future of civilization is in your lap this minute! Can't you see that +if you lose you'll be a martyr, and Islam will rise to avenge you?" + +"Inshallah," said Feisul, nodding. + +"But that if you let pride go by the board, and seem to run away, +there'll be a breathing spell? Asia would wonder for a few months, and +do nothing, until it began to dawn on them that you had acted wisely and +had a better plan in view." + +"I am not proud, except of my nation," Feisul answered. "I would not +let pride interfere with policy. But it is too late to talk of this." + +"Which is better?" Grin demanded. "A martyr, the very mention of whose +name means war, or a living power for peace under a temporary cloud?" + +"I am afraid I am a poor host. Forgive me," Feisul answered. "Dinner +has been waiting all this while, and you have a lady with you. This is +disgraceful." + +He rose and led the way into another room, closing the discussion. We +ate an ordinary meal in an ordinary dining room, Feisul presiding and +talking trivialities with Mabel and Hadad. There was an occasional +boisterous interlude by Jeremy, but even he with his tales of unknown +Arabia couldn't lift the load of depression. Grim and I sat silent +through the meal. I experienced the sensation that you get when an +expedition proves a failure and you've got to go home again with nothing +done--all dreary emptiness; but Grim was hatching something, as you +could tell by the far-away expression and the glowering light in his +eyes. He looked about ready for murder. + +Narayan Singh's face all through the meal was a picture--delight and +pride at dining with a king, amazement at his karma that had brought a +sepoy of the line to hear such confidences first hand, chagrin over +Grim's apparent failure and desire to be inconspicuous controlled his +expression in turn. Once or twice he tried to make conversation with +me, but I was in no mood for it, being a grouchy old bear on occasion +without decent manners. + +Feisul excused himself the minute the meal was over, saying he had a +conference to attend, and we all went back into the sitting-room, where +Grim took the chair he occupied before and marshalled us into a row on +the seat in front of him. He was back again in form--electric--and +self-controlled. + +"Have you folk got the hang of this?" he asked. "Do you realize what it +means if Feisul goes out and gets scuppered?" + +We thought we did, even if we didn't. I don't suppose anyone except the +few who, like Grim, have made a life-study of the problem of Islam in +all its bearings could quite have grasped it. Mabel had a viewpoint that +served Grim's purpose as well as any at the moment. + +"That man's too good, and much too good-looking to be wasted!" she said +emphatically. "D'you suppose that if Colonel Lawrence were really here--" + +"Half a minute," said Grim, "and I'll come to that. How about you, +Hadad? How far would you go to save Feisul from this Waterloo?" + +"I would go a long way," he answered cautiously. "What do you intend?" + +"To appear near the firing-line, for one thing, with somebody who looks +like Colonel Lawrence, and somebody else who looks enough like Feisul in +one of Feisul's cars, and give the French a run for it in one direction +while Feisul escapes in the other." + +"Wallahi! But what if Feisul won't go?" + +"He'll get helped! Did you ever hear what they did to Napoleon at +Waterloo? Seized his bridle and galloped away with him." + +"You mean I'm to act Lawrence again?" asked Mabel, looking deathly +white. + +Grim nodded. + +"Who's cast for Feisul?" Jeremy inquired. + +"You are. You're the only trained stage-actor in the bunch. You're his +height--not unlike his figure--" + +"I resemble him as much as a kangaroo looks like an ostrich!" laughed +Jeremy. "You're talking wild, Jim. What have you had to drink?" + +"How about you, Ramsden? Will you see this through?" + +Jeremy shook his head at me. I believe he thought for the moment that +Grim had gone mad. He hadn't the experience of Grim that I had, and +consequently not the same confidence in Grim's ability to dream, catch +the essence of the dream, pin it down and make a fact of it. + +"I'll go the limit," said I. + +"Well, I'll be damned" laughed Jeremy. "All right; same here. I stake +a gold-mine and Rammy raises me. Fetch your crown and sceptre and I'll +play king to Jim's ace in a royal straight flush. Mabel's queen. +Hadad's a knave. He looks it! Keep smiling, Hadad, old top, and I'll +let you forgive me. Rammy's the ten-spot--tentative--tenacious--ten +aces up his sleeve--and packs a ten-ton wallop when you get him going. +What's Narayan Singh? The deuce?" + +"The joker," answered Grim. "Are you in on this?" + +"Sahib, there was no need to ask. What your honor finds good enough-- +your honor's order--" + +"Orders have nothing to do with it. We're not in British territory. +This in unofficial. I've no right to give you orders," said Grim. +"You're free to refuse. I'm likely to lose my job over this and so are +you if you take part in it." + +Narayan Singh grinned hugely. + +"Hah! A sepoy's position is a smaller stake than a major's commission +or a gold-mine, but I likewise have a life to lose, and I play too!" + +Grim nodded curtly. It was no time for returning compliments. + +"How about you, Mabel? We can manage this without you, and you've a +husband to think of--" + +"If he were here he'd hate it, but he'd give permission." + +"All right. Now, Hadad. What about it?" + +"Am I to obey you absolutely, not knowing what the--" + +Grim interrupted him: + +"The proposal's fair. Either you withdraw now and hold your tongue, or +come in with us. If you're in I'll tell the details; if not, there's no +need." + +"Wallahi! What a sword-blade you are, Jimgrim! If I say 'yes,' I risk +my future on your backgammon board; if I say 'no,' my life is worth a +millieme, for you will tell that Sikh you call the 'joker' to attend to +me!" + +"Not so," Grim answered. "If you don't like the plan, I'll trust you to +fall out and keep the secret." + +"Oh, in that case," answered Hadad, hesitating. "Since you put it that +way... well, it is lose all or perhaps win something--half-measures are +no good--the alternative is ruin of the Arab cause--it is a forlorn +hope--well, one throw of the dice, eh?--and all our fortunes on the +table!--one little mistake and helas--finish! Never mind. Yes, I will +play too. I will play this to the end with you." + +"So we're all set," remarked Grim with a sigh of relief. Instantly he +threw his shoulders back and began to set his pieces for the game. And +you know, there's a world of difference between the captain of a side +who doesn't worry until the game begins and Grim's sort, who do their +worrying beforehand and then play, and make the whole side play for +every ounce that's in them. + +"Mabel, you're Lawrence. Keep silent, be shy, avoid encounters--act +like a man who's not supposed to be here, but who came to help Feisul +contrary to express commands laid on him by the Foreign Office. Get +that? Lawrence is a shy man, anyway--hates publicity, rank, anything +that calls attention to himself. The more shy you are, the easier +you'll get away with it. Feisul must help pretend you're Lawrence. The +presence of Lawrence would add to his prestige incalculably, and I think +he'll see that, but if not, never mind, we'll manage. Any questions? +Quick!" + +You can't ask questions when you're given that sort of opportunity. The +right ones don't occur to you and the others seem absurd. Grim knew +that, of course, but when you're dealing with a woman there's just one +chance in a hundred that she may think of something vital that hasn't +occurred to anybody else. Most women aren't practical; but it's the +impractical things that happen. + +"Suppose we're captured by the French?" she suggested. "That's what's +going to happen," he answered. "When they've got you, then you're Mrs. +Mabel Ticknor, who never saw Lawrence and wouldn't recognize him if you +did." + +"They'll ask why I'm wearing man's clothes, and masquerading as an +Arab." + +"Well, you're a woman, aren't you? You answer with another question-- +ask them just how safe a woman would be! They may claim that their +Algerians are baby-lambs, but they can't blame you for not believing it! +Anything else?" + +She shook her head, and he turned on Hadad. + +"Hadad, lose no opportunity of whispering that Lawrence is with Feisul. +Add that Lawrence doesn't want his presence known. Hunt out two or +three loyal Arabs on the staff and tell them the plan is to kidnap +Feisul and carry him to safety across the border; but don't do it too +soon; wait until the debacle begins, and then persuade a few of them-- +old Ali, for instance, and Osman--choose the old guard--you and they +bolt with him to Haifa. The Syrians have been thoroughly undermined by +propaganda; gas will do the rest, and as soon as the Arabs see the +Syrians run they'll listen to reason. They know you, and know you're on +the level. Do you understand? Will you do that?" + +"I will try. I see many a chance of spilling before this cup comes to +the drinking, Jimgrim!" + +"Then carry it carefully!" Grim answered. "Ramsden, take that car you +came in. Find that banker. He's the boy who has bought Feisul's staff, +or I'm much mistaken. Bring him here." "Suppose he won't come?" + +"Bring him. Take Jeremy with you. Try diplomacy first. Tell him that +a plot to kidnap Feisul has been discovered at the last minute, but give +him to understand that no suspicion rests on him. Get him, if you can, +to send a message to the French General Staff, warning them to watch for +Feisul and two civilians and Lawrence in an auto. After that bring him +if you have to put him in a sack." + +"What's his name, and where does he live?" + +"Adolphe Rene. Everybody knows his house. Jeremy, look as unlike +Feisul as you can until the time comes, but study the part and be ready +to jump into his clothes. Narayan Singh, stay with me. You and I will +do the dirty work. Get busy, Ramsden." + + +Circumstances work clock-fashion, wheel fitting into wheel, when those +tides that Shakespeare spoke of are at flood. Disregarding all the +theory and argument about human will as opposed to cosmic law I say +this, without any care at all who contradicts me: + +That whoever is near the hub of happenings is the agent of Universal +Law, and can no more help himself than can the watch that tells the +hour. The men who believe that they make history should really make a +thoughtful fellow laugh. "The moving finger writes, and having writ +moves on"; the old tentmaker Omar knew the truth of it. You could +almost hear the balance-wheel of Progress click as the door opened +before Grim had finished speaking, and a staff officer appeared to +invite him to be present at Feisul's conference. + +Grim asked at once for the auto for me (I couldn't have had it +otherwise), and a moment later Jeremy and I were scooting into darkness +through narrow streets and driving rain, with the hubs of the wheels +awash in places and "shipping it green" over the floor when we dipped +and pitched over a cross-street gutter. The Arab driver knew the way, +from which I take it he had a compass in his head as well as a charm +against accidents and a spirit of recklessness that put faith in +worn-out springs. There wasn't room for more than one set of wheels at +a time in most of the streets we tore through, but a camel tried to +share one fairway with us and had the worst of it; he cannoned off into +an alley 'himd end first, and we could hear him bellowing with rage a +block away. + +And our manner of stopping was like our progress, prompt. The brake- +bands went on with a shriek and Jeremy and I pitched forward as the car +brought up against the kerb in front of an enormous door, whose brass +knocker shone like gold in the rays of our headlights. We told the Arab +to wait for us and stepped knee-deep into a pool invisible, stumbled and +nearly fell over a great stone set to bridge the flood between street +and door, then proceeded to use the knocker importunately, thunderously, +angrily, as men with wet feet and bruised toes likely will, whatever the +custom of the country. + +We went on knocking, taking turns, until the door opened at last and the +banker's servant peered at us with a candle in his hand, demanding to +know in the name of the thousand and one devils whom Solomon boiled in +oil what impudent scavengers were making all that noise. But the banker +himself was in the background, thinking perhaps that the French had come +already, on the lookout over the servant's shoulder for a glimpse of a +kepi. So we put our shoulders to the door, thrust by the servant, and +walked in. + +"Take care! I have a pistol in my hand!" said the banker's voice. + +"Three shots for a shilling at me then!" retorted Jeremy. + +"Who are you?" + +"Tell that shivering fool to bring the candle, and you'll see!" + +"Oh, you, is it! I told you to come in the morning. I can't see you +now." + +"Can't see me, eh? Come in here and peel your eyes, cocky! Sit down +and look at us. There, take a pew. Wonder where I learned such good +English? Well, I used to shine the toenails of the Prince o' Wales, and +you have to pass a Civil Service examination before they give you that +good job. I talk any language except French and Jewish, but this master +of mine turns out to be a Jew who talks French, and not a prizefighter +after all. + +"What did I tell you this evening? Said he was a spy for the French, +didn't I? I tell you, I'm a dependable man. What I say you can bet on +till you've lost all your money. Here he is, spying to beat the +promised-landers--just had tea with Feisul and learned all the inside +facts--offered me a pound to come and find you, but I charged him two +and got the money in advance. + +"You ought to pay me a commission, too, and then I'll get married if +there's an honest woman left in Damascus. If either of you want my +advice, you won't believe a word the other says, but I expect you're +both too wilful to be guided. Anyhow, you'll have to talk in front of +me, because my master is afraid of being murdered; he isn't afraid of +ghosts or bad smells, but the sight of a long knife turns his heart to +water and sets him to praying so loud that you can't get a word in +edgewise. Go on, both of you--yalla! Talk!" + +Does it begin to be obvious why kings used to employ court jesters? The +modern cabinets should have them--men like Jeremy (though they'd be hard +to find) to break the crust of situations. Suspicion weakens in the +presence of incongruity. + +"This fellow seems less than half-witted," I said, "but he's shrewd, and +I've found him useful. Unfortunately he has picked up a lot of +information, so we'll have to keep an eye on him. My business is to +communicate with the French General Staff and I'm told you know how to +manage it." + +"Huh-huh? Who told you that?" + +"Those who gave me my instructions. If you don't know who they are +without my telling you, you're the wrong man and I'll not waste time +with you." + +"Let us suppose that I know then. Proceed." + +"Your name was given to me as that of a man who can be trusted to take +necessary action in the interests of ... er ... you understand?" + +"Uh-huh!" + +"The plot for Feisul to be kidnapped by some Syrian members of his staff +has been discovered at the last minute," I said, looking hard at him; +and he winced palpably. + +"Mon Dieu! You mean--" + +"That it is not too late to save the situation. You have not been +accused of connection with it. I came here in pursuance of a different +plan to kidnap him--a sort of reserve plan, to be employed in case other +means should fail. All arrangements are in working order except the one +item of communicating with the French General Staff. I require you to +accompany me for that purpose, and to send off to them immediately a +message at my dictation." + +"Tschaa! Suppose you show me your authority?" + +"Certainly!" I answered. + +Realizing that he wasn't in immediate danger of life he had returned his +own pistol to his pocket. So I showed him the muzzle of mine, and he +divined without a sermon on the subject that it would go off and shoot +accurately unless he showed discretion. He didn't offer to move when +Jeremy's agile fingers found his pocket and flicked out the mother-of- +pearl-handled, rim-fire thing with which he had previously kept his +courage warm. + +"I was told not to trust you too far," I explained. "I was warned in +advance that you might question my credentials. You are said to be +jealous of interference. As a precaution against miscarriage of this +plan through jealousy on your part, I was ordered to oblige you to obey +me." + +"And if I refuse?" + +"Your widow will then be the individual most concerned. Be good enough +to take pen and paper, and write a letter to my dictation." + +Jeremy went to the door, which was partly open, made sure that the +servant was out of earshot, and slammed it tight. Rene the banker went +to his escritoire, took paper, and shook his fountain pen. + +"How shall I commence the letter?" he asked me with a dry, sly smile. + +He thought he had me there. There are doubtless proper forms of address +that serve to establish the genuineness of letters written by a spy. + +"Commence half-way down the page," I answered. "We'll insert the +address afterwards. Write in French:" + + +"I shall accompany the Emir Feisul and Colonel Lawrence to the front +tonight, former plan having miscarried. When Syrian retreat begins look +out for automobile containing Feisul and Lawrence, which may be +recognized easily as it will also contain myself and another civilian in +plain clothes. At the psychological moment a white flag will be shown +from it, waved perhaps surreptitiously by one of the civilians. In the +event of breakdown of the automobile a horsed vehicle will be used and +the same signal will apply. For the sake of myself and the other +civilian, please instruct all officers to keep a sharp lookout and +protect the party from being fired on." + + +"There," I said, "sign that and address it." + +He hesitated. He couldn't doubt that his own arrangements with traitors +on the staff to kidnap Feisul had gone amiss, else how should I be aware +of them at all--I, who had only arrived that evening in Damascus? But +it puzzled him to know why I should make him write the letter, or, since +his plan must have failed, why I should let him share in the kidnapping. +He smelt the obvious rat. Why didn't I sign the letter myself, and get +all the credit afterward, as any other spy would do? + +"You sign it," he said, pushing the letter toward me; and I got one of +those sudden inspirations that there is no explaining--the right idea +for handling fox Rene the banker. + +"So you're afraid to sign that, are you? All right; give it here, I'll +sign it; pass me your pen. But you'll come along with me tonight, my +lad, and make your explanations to the French in the morning!" + +Looking back, I can see how the accusation worked, although it was an +arrow shot at a venture. His greasy, sly, fox face with its touch of +bold impudence betrayed him for a man who would habitually hedge his +bets. Feisul's safe-conduct had protected him from official +interference, but it had needed more than that to preserve him from +unofficial murder, and beyond a doubt he had betrayed the French in +minor ways whenever that course looked profitable. Now in a crisis he +had small choice but to establish himself as loyal to the stronger side. +He hurriedly wrote a number at the bottom of the letter, and another +followed by three capitals and three more figures at the top. + +"Seal it up and send it--quick!" I ordered him. + +He obeyed and Jeremy called the servant. + +"Summon Francois," said the banker, and the servant disappeared again. + +Francois must remain a mystery. He was insoluble. Dressed in a pair of +baggy Turkish pants, with a red sash round his middle, knotted loosely +over a woollen jersey that had wide horizontal black and yellow strips, +with a grey woollen shawl over the lot, and a new tarboosh a size or two +too small for him perched at an angle on his head, he stood shifting +from one bare foot to the other and moved a toothless gap in his lower +face in what was presumably a smile. + +He had no nose that you could recognize, although there were two blow- +holes in place of nostrils with a hideous long scar above them. One ear +was missing. He had no eyebrows. But the remaining ear was pointed at +the top like a satyr's, and his little beady eyes were as black as a +bird's and inhumanly bright. + +The banker spoke to him in the voice you would use to a rather spoilt +child when obedience was all-important, using Arabic with a few French +words thrown in. + +"Ah, here is Francois. Good Francois! Francois, mon brave, here is a +letter, eh? You know where to take it--eh? Ha-ha! Francois knows, +doesn't he! Francois doesn't talk; he tells nobody; he's wise, is +Francois! He runs, eh? He runs through the rain and the night; and he +hides so that nobody can see him; and he delivers the letter; and +somebody gives Francois money and tobacco and a little rum; and +Francois comes running back to the nice little, dark little hole where +he sleeps. Plenty to eat, eh, Francois? Nice soft food that needs no +chewing! Nothing to do but run with a letter now and then, eh? A brave +fellow is Francois--a clever fellow--a trustworthy fellow--a dependable, +willing fellow, always ready to please! Ready to go? + +"Well, there's the letter; be careful with it, and run-run-run like a +good boy! A whole bottle of rum when you come back--think of it! A +whole bottle of nice brown rum to yourself in that nice little room +where your bed is! There, goodbye!" + +The creature addressed as Francois vanished, with a snort and a sort of +squeal that may have been meant for speech. "That is the best messenger +in Syria," said Rene. "He is priceless--incorruptible, silent, and as +sure as Destiny! The French General Staff will have that letter before +dawn. Now--what next?" + +"You come with me," I answered. + +He felt better now that the message was on its way; second thought +convinced him of my connection with the French. There is no more +profitless delusion than to suppose that a country's secret agents are +always its own nationals. They are almost always not. + +If the French used only Frenchmen, Germany used none but Germans, Great +Britain only Englishmen, and so on, it might be prettier and easier for +the police, but intelligence departments would starve. So there was +nothing about an obvious American doing spy-work for the French that +should stick in his craw; and that being so, the more cheerfully he +aided me the better it would likely be for him. + +So he called for the servant again, and proved himself a good campaigner +by superintending the packing of a big basket with provisions--bread and +butter, cold chicken, wine, olives, and hot coffee in a thermos bottle. + +"The French will be in Damascus by noon tomorrow," he said. "Ha-ha! +Those French and their hungry Algerians! We do well to take a good +provision with us--enough for two days at least. We shall enter with +them, I suppose, or at least behind them, and of course my house here +will receive consideration; but--ha-ha!--how many chickens do you +believe will be purchasable in Damascus one hour after the first +Algerians get here? Eh? Put in another chicken, Hassan, mon brave. Eh +bien, oui--pack the basket full; put in more of everything!" + +At last he got into an overcoat lined with fox-pelt, for the night air +was chilly and an overcoat is less trouble than blankets if you expect +to spend a night on the move. We hove the huge basket into the waiting +auto, slammed the front door of the house behind us, piled into the back +seat and were off. + +"I shall be glad when this business is over," said Rene, with a sigh of +satisfaction. "I am a banker by profession. For me the ebb and flow of +trade, with its certainties and its discretions. But what would you? +Trade must be prepared for; doors that will not open must be forced; +those who stand in the way must be thrust aside. This Feisul is an +impossible fellow. He is a hypocrite, I tell you--one of those praters +about righteousness who won't understand that the church and the mosque +are the places for that sort of thing. Eh? You follow me? But tell +me, what has been done to Daulch, Hattin and Aubek? Were they backed +against a wall and shot? Who betrayed them? Too bad that such a plan +should fail, for it was perfect." + +"Far from perfect," I answered; for that one piece of strategy I have +by heart--the way to make a man tell all he knows is to pretend to +superior knowledge. + +"Heh? How could you improve on it? Three members of the staff to order +sauve-qui-peut unexpectedly, seize Feisul, and deliver him dead or +alive? What is better than that? But what has been done to the three?" + +"Nothing," I answered. + +"Just like him! just like him! I tell you, that man Feisul would +rather be a martyr than succeed at his proper business." We reached the +palace just as Feisul was leaving it. Several members of his staff were +hard on his heels in the porch and our party was behind them again, with +Mabel last of all. There was a line of waiting autos nearly long enough +to fill the drive, but an utter absence of military fuss, and no +shouting or hurry. It looked in the dark more like a funeral than the +departure of a king to join his army at the front. + +I remained in the car with the banker and sent Jeremy to report our +doings to Grim. Presently I could see him standing under the porch lamp +with a hand on Grim's shoulder, and I leaned out over the auto door to +watch; but Rene the banker leaned back, snuggled up in his overcoat, +liking neither to be seen nor to get his skin wet. I expected to see +the three staff officers Daulch, Hattin and Aubek arrested there and +then; but nothing happened, except that Feisul suddenly drove away with +Mabel and Grim in the same car with him. + +There followed a rush for the other cars, and the whole line started +forward, Jeremy jumping in as our car passed the porch. "Daulch, Hattin +and Aubek are at the front," he said, and began humming to himself. + +"At the front?" demanded Rene, sitting upright suddenly. "At the front, +you say? When did they leave for the front?" + +"This evening," answered Jeremy. + +You couldn't see his face in the dark, but I think he was chuckling. + +"Strange!" said the banker. "Yet you say they have been betrayed--their +plan is known--yet they left for the front this evening?" + +It was pitch-dark inside the car, for the rain swished down in torrents +and Jeremy fastened the flaps after he got in. Rene's change of +expression was a thing that you could feel, not see. He kept perfect +silence for about two minutes, while the car skidded and bumped at the +rear of the procession. Then: + +"You tell me that Feisul knows, and yet..." + +"Oh, I didn't tell you that," laughed Jeremy. "It was this other man +who said so. I never deceived anyone; I'm an honest fellow, I am. +Remember, I warned you against him when we talked in the hotel; you +can't blame me. I told you he was up to mischief. I advised you to +keep a careful eye on him and to look twice at his paper! Wallah! You +must be a lamb in foxskin. My master is a wolf in a woolly overcoat! +Wait till you've seen him eat that chicken that you brought, and then +you'll know what kind of a man he is! + +"You see, you should have given me money when I asked you for it. I'm a +fellow with a price, I am. Whoever pays my price gets his money's +worth. If you'd had the sense to pay me more than this man does, I'd +have helped you trick him instead of helping him trick you; but he gave +me my wages before dinner and you gave me nothing, so here you are, and +I wouldn't like to be keeping your pair of trousers warm! I tell you, +this Ramsden effendi is an awful fellow, who will stick at nothing, and +I'm worse because I'm honest and do what I'm paid to do!" + +I took the precaution of putting my arm around Rene, for it was likely +that he had another weapon hidden somewhere, and the obvious thing for +him to do was to shoot the two of us and make a bolt for it. For a +second I thought I felt his hand moving; but it was Jeremy's, searching +all his pockets and feeling for hidden steel. So I pulled out a cigar +and lit a match. + +Of course, anyone's face looks ghastly by that sort of sudden light; +but Rene's was a picture of hate, rage, baffled cunning and fear, such +as I had never seen; his eyes looked like an animal's at bay, and the +way his lips parted from his teeth conveyed the impression that he was +searching his mind wildly for a desperate remedy that would ruin all +concerned except himself. + +But it was only a stale old recourse that he had. In a man's extremity +he turns by instinct to his own tin gods for help, and you may read his +whole heart and religion then. + +"Very well; very well," he said, as if he were on the rack, speaking +hurriedly to get it over with. "I make the sacrifice. You will find my +money in an inner vest pocket underneath my vest. It is a life's +savings. Take it, and let me go. It is not much--only a little--I am +not a rich man--I had hoped to be, but it would mean a fortune to you no +doubt. Take it and be merciful; give me back the smaller packet of the +two, keep the larger, and let me go." + +Out of curiosity I reached inside his vest and pulled out both packets. +Jeremy struck a match. The smaller packet contained a draft on Paris +for a quarter of a million francs. The larger held nothing but +correspondence. I returned them to him. + +"Listen!" I said. "I've never yet murdered a man, so if you provide me +with another excuse for murdering you, you'll be a virgin victim. Keep +that in mind!" + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +"Catch the Alfies napping and kick hell out of 'em!" + + +You're no doubt familiar with the fact that the accounts given by two +men who have witnessed a battle from the same angle will differ widely, +not only in minor detail but in fundamentals; so you won't look to me +for confirmation of any one of the countless stories that have seen the +light of print, pretending to explain how the French won Damascus so +easily and unexpectedly. I was only on the inside, looking outward as +it were; the fellows on the outside, looking in, would naturally give a +different explanation. + +Then you must bear in mind that this is a day of "official" accounts +that would make a limping dog of Ananias. When the General Staff of an +invading army controls all the wires and all lines of communication you +may believe what they choose to tell you, if you wish. But you don't +have to, as they say in Maine. And I admit that all I saw was from a +curtained auto as we swayed and bumped over broken roads, with an +occasional interlude when Jeremy and I got out to lend our shoulders and +help the Arab driver heave the car out of a slough. + +My clearest memory is of that Arab--silent, stolid, staring like an owl +straight forward most of the time--but a perfect marvel in emergencies, +when he would suddenly spring to life, swear a living streak of +brimstone blasphemy in high falsetto, and perform a driver's miracle. + +By two hours after midnight we were running on four flat tires; and +I've got the name of the maker of those wheels for future reference and +use. One spring broke, but we went forward sailor-fashion, with a jury- +rig of chain and rope, after getting more gas from some Christian monks, +who swore they hadn't any and wept when one of Feisul's officers +demonstrated that they had. You couldn't see any monastery; I don't +even know that there was one--nothing but lean faces with tonsured tops +that nodded in unison and lied fearfully. + +The gunfire began to be heavy about that time, although nothing like the +thousand-throated bedlam of Flanders. As neither side could see the +other and neither had any ranges marked, my guess is that the French +were advertising their advance--doing a little propaganda that was cheap +for all concerned except the tax-payers. And the Syrian army was +shooting back crazily, sending over long shots on the off chance, more +to encourage themselves than for any other reason. + +The sensation was rather like riding in an ambulance away from the +battle instead of toward it, for you couldn't see anything and you had a +sense of helpless detachment from it all, as if a power you couldn't +control were carrying you away from a familiar destiny to one that you +couldn't imagine. It wasn't so much like a dream as like a different, +real existence that you couldn't understand because it bore no kind of +relation to anything in the past. + +Anyhow, we bumped and blundered on until dawn came, streaked with +wonderful rolling mist, and gave a glimpse at intervals of a wide plain +sloping toward the west, with long lines of infantry and here and there +guns extended across it in parallels drawn north and south. + +The rifle firing started ten minutes after dawn, and it was all over in +less than half an hour; but I can't describe exactly how the finish +came, because the wind was toward us and the morning mist blew along in +blanketing white masses that only allowed you a momentary glimpse and +then shut off the view. + +We were about a mile behind the firing-line and I couldn't see Feisul's +car or any of the others. For the moment there was just one clear line +of vision, straight from where I sat to the nearest infantry. I could +see about fifty yards of the line and perhaps that many men; and they +were blazing away furiously over a low earthwork, although I couldn't +see a sign of the French. There was hardly any artillery firing at that +time. + +Suddenly without any obvious reason the men whose backs I was watching +broke and ran. The mist obscured them instantly and the line of vision +shifted, so that bit by bit I saw I dare say a mile of the firing line. +The whole lot were running for their lives and, look where I would, +there wasn't a sign of a Frenchman anywhere. + +I should say it took about ten minutes for the first of them to reach +the dirt road, where our autos stood hub-deep in mud, and by that time +we had shoved and pulley-hauled them into movement, our engines making +as much row as a nest of machine-guns as they struggled against the +strain. We didn't want to be swamped under that tide of fugitives. + +But they took no notice of us. They had thrown away their weapons and +were running for home with eyes distended and nothing in mind but to put +distance between there and the enemy. I jumped out of the car and +seized one man. + +"What are you running from? What has happened?" I demanded, holding him +harder the more he struggled. + +"Poison gas!" he gasped, and I let him go. + +I thought I caught a whiff of the darned stuff then, but that may have +been imagination. + +"Poison gas!" I said, returning to the car, and Rene made a fine +exhibition of himself, smothering his head under the foxlined overcoat +and screaming. + +He got right down on the floor of the car and lay there huddled and +gasping--which may have been a sensible precaution; I don't know. +There was no time just then to bother with him. + + +The flukey morning breeze shifted several points. The mist curled +suddenly and began to flow diagonally across our line of cars instead of +toward us, and from one moment to the next you could see straight along +the road for maybe a mile or more. There was a sight worth seeing-- +Feisul's cavalry in full rout--running away from ghosts by the look of +it--their formation hardly yet broken, horse and man racing with the +wind and a scattering of unhorsed fugitives streaming behind like a +comet's tail. + +According to Grim, who should know, that cavalry division was the +kingpin of Feisul's plan. He had intended to lead a raid in person, +swooping down the French flank to their rear; but the three staff +traitors, Daulch, Hattin and Aubck, sent forward the previous evening to +place the division and hold it ready, had simply tipped the French off +to the whole plan and at the critical moment of Feisul's arrival on the +scene had ordered the sauve-qui-peut. I don't believe the French used +more than a can or two of gas. I don't believe they had more than a few +cans of it so far advanced. + +But the sauve-qui-peut might have been useless without Feisul's capture, +for he was just the man to rally a routed army and snatch victory out of +a defeat. Nobody knew better than Feisul the weakness of the French +communications, and the work of those three traitors was only half done +when the cavalry took to its heels. The one man who could possibly save +the day had to be bagged and handed over. + +I didn't realize all that, of course, in the twinkling of an eye, as +they say you do in a climax. Maybe I've never faced a climax. I'm no +psychologist and not at all given to review of sudden situations in the +abstract. + +There was a fight, or a riot, or something like it going on near the +head of our line of autos. The first two or three had come to a +standstill; several in the middle of the line were trying to wheel +outward and bolt for it behind the fleeing cavalry, and those at the +tail end were blocked by one that had broken down. Of course everybody +was yelling at the top of his lungs and the hurrying shreds of blown +mist further confounded the confusion. + +So Jeremy and I ran forward, plunging through the mud and knocking over +whoever blocked our way. It was rather fun--like the football field at +school. But one man--a Syrian officer--stood near the last of the +forward cars with the evident purpose of standing off interference. He +took careful aim at me with a revolver, fired point-blank, and missed. + +I forgot all about my own pistol and went for him with a laugh and a +yell of sheer exhilaration. There's an eighth of a ton of me, mostly +bone and muscle, so it isn't a sinecure to have to stop my fist when the +rest of the bulk is under way behind it. I landed so hard on his nose, +and with such tremendous impetus, that he hadn't enough initial +stability to take the impact and bring me up on my feet. He went down +like a ninepin, I on top of him, laughing with mud in my teeth, and +Jeremy landed on top of the two of us, holding the skirts of his cloak +in both hands as he jumped. + +Jeremy picked up the fellow's revolver and threw it out of sight, and +the two of us ran on again--too late by now to help in the emergency, +but in time for the next event. + +Grim had managed everything, although he was bleeding, and smiling +serenely through the blood. Hadad was there, not smiling at all, but +bleached white with excitement; he had brought a number of Arab +officers with him, six or seven of whom were standing on the running- +board of the front car and all arguing with Feisul, who sat back with +his feet and hands tied, guarded by Narayan Singh. + +At Grim's feet--dead, with bullets through their heads--were three +Syrian staff officers. They were the traitors Daulch, Hattin and Aubek. +Grim's pistol was in his right hand and had been used. + +There had been a first-class fight, all over in two minutes; for the +traitors hadn't arrived on the scene without assistants. Unfortunately +for them, Hadad had turned up at the same moment with his loyalists. +Narayan Singh had jumped from the car behind and seized Feisul, thrown +him to the floor out of the path of bullets, and tied his arms. It was +actually Mabel, hardly realizing what she was doing but obeying the +Sikh's orders yelled in her ear as he struggled to keep his wiry +prisoner down, who tied the king's feet, using her Arab girdle. + +Feisul, of course, was all for dying at the head of a remnant of his +men. That would be the first impulse of any decent leader in like +circumstance. But his loyal friends, eager to die with him if they +must, but unwilling to die at all if there were an alternative, were +overwhelming him with streams of words and promises. Suddenly two of +them jumped into the car and began to untie his arms and feet. Grim, +looking swiftly to right and left, saw Jeremy and pounced on him so +fiercely that an onlooker might have guessed another fight to the death +was under way. Too excited to say what he had in mind, he tugged at +Jeremy's clothes. + +"I get you, Jim--I get you!" Jeremy laughed gaily, and in ten seconds +had stripped himself down to his underwear. + +Hadad must have been discussing details of the plan with Grim along the +road; for he got busy at the same time, persuading Feisul to part with +his garments--not that his consent really mattered at the moment; they +were pulled off him by half a dozen hands at once, and Jeremy had the +best of that bargain all right, for in addition to silk headdress and a +fine black Arab full-dress coat, there was linen of a sort you can't +buy--better stuff than bishops wear and clean, which Jeremy's own +wasn't. + +The time it takes to read this gives a totally false impression of the +speed. The whole thing took place, I should say, within two minutes +from the time when I punched that Syrian's nose until Mabel and Narayan +Singh stood beside me watching Hadad, two more Arabs and Feisul drive +away, with a second car crowded full of loyalists in close attendance. + + +By that time Jeremy was dressed in Feisul's clothes; and though he +didn't look a bit like Feisul from a yard away, in the mist at ten +yards, provided you were looking for Feisul, you'd have taken your Bible +oath he was the man; for he had the gesture and mannerism copied to +perfection. + +However, standing there wasn't going to increase the real Feisul's +chance of escaping. The sooner we got caught, the quicker the French +would discover that our man had given them the slip. Our business was +to give the French a long chase in the wrong direction, and those bogged +autos weren't ideal for the purpose. + +But they were the only means in sight just then, and we had to bear in +mind that message I had made Rene send, warning the French to look out +for an auto with a white flag and two civilians together with Feisul and +Lawrence. So we picked out the two best that remained, pitched Rene and +his basket of provisions into the front one with Mabel and Jeremy, piled +Narayan Singh in after them to take my place as the second civilian, and +started them off straight forward, Grim and I following in a second car +after I had paid our former Arab driver handsomely and sent him off +grinning to give a lift to as many runaways as the car would hold. + +We learned afterward that the rascal made a fortune, charging as much as +fifty pounds sterling for the trip halfway back to Damascus, at which +point the car collapsed. They say he carried eleven officers that far, +bought two wives with the proceeds and escaped all the way to a village +near Mecca, where his home was. + +You know how bewildering and tricky those early mists are when they +start to roll up before the wind. We had hardly got going when the +whole mass seemed to shift in one great cloud, covering the fleeing +troops and incidentally Feisul, but leaving us in our two autos high and +dry, as it were, in full view of the French. And they were advancing by +that time. + +I couldn't see more than a division of them that we would have to reckon +with--nearly all Algerians--and they looked dead-weary. I guess they +had forced the pace in advance of the main body in order to take +advantage of the treason of Feisul's officers. They came slouching +forward with their rifles at the trail and a screen of skirmishers +thrown out a quarter of a mile or so ahead. + +There were cavalry and guns far off on their right, evidently trying to +work around to the flank of the fleeing array, but those were much too +far away to trouble us and were going in the wrong direction. Rolling +banks of mist shut off the farther view to westward and there was no +guessing where the main French force might be, and for all I know it +hadn't started from the coast yet. + + +Fortune came to our rescue with one riderless horse, a splendid Arab +gelding tied by the bridle to the wheel of a water-cart and left behind +in the stampede. Jeremy appropriated it, riding Arab fashion with short +stirrups, and I wouldn't have blamed Feisul's own brother for falsely +identifying him at ten yards. He was born mischievous and he +caricatured Feisul on horseback as if he were acting for the movies. + +I guess the French officers had good glasses with them, for Jeremy had +hardly mounted when the advancing Algerians opened a hot fire on us. +The whole division surely wouldn't have blazed away, with machine-guns +and all, at two cars and a man on horseback unless someone had passed +the word along that Feisul was in full view. + +So Grim and I abandoned our car, driver and all, and jumped into +Jeremy's place. It wasn't more than two hundred yards to the top of a +gentle rise, over which we disappeared from view; and just as we bumped +over it I wrenched out the white tablecloth in which Rene's chicken and +stuff was wrapped and waved it violently. + +Then, Lord, what a sight! Below us, sheltered between two flanking +hillocks, was about a division of Feisul's Arab infantry, packing up +sulkily, preparing to follow the retreat. It was a safe bet the French +didn't know they were there, and I dare say the same thought occurred to +every one of us the same instant. Mabel thought of it. I know I did. +But Jeremy voiced it first, heeling his horse up beside us. + +"What do you say, Jim? I bet you I can rally that gang. Shall I lead +'em and lick hell out of the Algies?" + +But Grim shook his head. + +"You might, but the game is to pull the plug properly. Get this lot on +the run. The less fighting, the less risk of drasticism when the French +get to Damascus. Chase 'em off home!" + +So Jeremy did it; and that, I believe, accounts for a story that got in +the newspapers about Feisul trying to spring a surprise on the French at +the last minute. Some French officers in armored cars came over the +brow of the hill in pursuit of us--three cars, three officers, three +machine-guns, and about a dozen men. One car quit on the hill-top, so I +suppose it broke down, but its occupants must have seen Jeremy careering +up and down the line encouraging those sulky Arabs to get a move on, and +I suppose they told tales afterwards to a newspaper correspondent at the +base. + +Anyhow, the two pursuing armored cars didn't dare come near enough to be +dangerous until we had followed the retreating Arab regiments for about +a mile, and the Algerians appeared over the hill-top, coming very +slowly. A long-range rifle-fire commenced, the Arabs returning it +scrappily as they retreated; and we made believe there were other +regiments to be shepherded, steering a northward course downhill toward +broken ground that couldn't have suited our purpose better. By the way +those armored cars came after us, keeping their distance, it was clear +enough that they suspected an ambush. + +So we had a clear start and led them a dance in and out among boulders +and the branches of a watercourse, Jeremy galloping ahead to spy a +course out. Whenever they came in view we acted a little piece for +them, making Rene wave the white cloth while I protected him and held +off Mabel and Grim, who went through the motions of trying to brain me +with pistol butts. + +Two or three times they opened fire, more by way of forcing a surrender, +I think, than with any intention of hitting us; they wanted to take +Feisul alive. It was like a game of fox and geese, and with Jeremy +scouting ahead we could have kept them dodging us for hours if we hadn't +run out of gas. + +Then we abandoned the car and took refuge in a cave that stank as if it +had been a tomb for generations. The French drew up their cars fifty +yards away with machine-guns covering the cave mouth; and after we were +sure they weren't going to squirt a stream of lead at us, I went out +with the tablecloth to negotiate terms. + +I didn't want to go, but Grim seemed to think they'd understand my +French. + +Of course, there wasn't anything really to argue about, but I played for +time, because every minute was of value to the real Feisul, speeding on +his way to British territory. The French officer who did the talking +for his side--a little squat, pale, pug-faced fellow, who gave the +impression of having risen from the ranks without learning polite +manners on the way, agreed to accept our surrender and spare our lives +for the time being; and by that time the smell in the cave had nearly +overcome our party, so they all marched out. + +And Lord! The French captain was spiteful when he discovered that +Jeremy wasn't Feisul after all. He swore like a wet cat, accused Mabel +of being a spy, took away our basket of provisions, and I think would +have shot Jeremy out of hand if Jeremy hadn't started clowning and made +the other Frenchmen laugh. + +Laughter and murder no more mix than oil and water. He did what he +called a harem dance for them, misusing his stomach outrageously, and +the incongruity of that by a descendant of the Prophet took all the +sting out of the situation. But they burned our abandoned car in sheer +ill temper before crowding us into their own. And they shot the good +horse. + +The joy-ride that followed was rather like the kind they give pigs on +the way to the sausage shop--hurried and not intended to be mirthful. + +"What's the use of losing tempers?" I asked Captain Jacques Daudet, who +had captured us. + +He sat on my knees, with his pistol pressed against my chest. "Why not +regard the whole thing as a joke? You've done your best and nobody can +blame you. Besides, what can possibly happen? What do you suppose +they'll do to us?" + +He shrugged his shoulders and his little cold blue eyes met mine. + +"You will all be shot, of course," he answered. "After that..." + +He shrugged his shoulders again. But he cast no gloom; for Jeremy kept +the lot of us, French too, excepting Daudet, in roars of laughter for +ten miles until we reached temporary headquarters, where a born +gentleman in a peaked red cap with gold on it sat on a camp-stool +directing things. + +He recognized Grim at the first glance and knew him for an American in +British service. He looked Grim in the eye and smiled. We told our +story in turns, interrupting one another and being interrupted by Rene. +The officer turned on the banker savagely, ordered him sent to the rear, +and smiled at Grim again. + +Then he picked up the banker's belongings, including the two packages, +and tossed them after him with an air of utter contempt. + +Whereat he smiled at all of us. + +"And you are quite sure that the Emir Feisul has escaped?" he asked. + +"Well, there are those whom the news will annoy, which is too bad, but +can't be helped. For myself, I cannot say that I shall shed tears. +Madame..." He looked straight at Mabel. "Major..." He met Grim's eyes +and smiled. "Messieurs ..." It was my turn, and Narayan Singh's; his +steady stare was good and made you feel like shaking hands with him. +"Monsieur Scapin (Clown)..." That was meant for Jeremy, and they both +laughed. "You have been adroit, but do you think I could depend on your +discretion?" + +We did our best to look discreet. + +"You see, Madame et Messieurs, this is not warfare. We desire to +accomplish a definite object with as little unpleasantness as possible. +I shall regret the necessity of sending you to Beirut, but that is for +your safety. An additional and very sound precaution which you +yourselves might take would be to preserve complete silence regarding +the events of the last two days. Subject to that condition, you will be +given facilities for leaving Beirut by sea in any direction you may +wish. Do we understand one another? Good! Now, let me see whether I +have your names correctly." + +He carefully wrote them down all wrong, described us as noncombatants, +who should be allowed to leave the country, warned Jeremy that in a +king's clothes he looked too "intriguing," provided plain clothes for +him, returned our belongings (except the basket of provisions, which he +kept) and sent us off in an ambulance on the first leg of the journey to +Beirut, whence we got away in a coastwise steamer within the week. "Not +all the French are swabs!" said Jeremy grievously as we took our leave +of him. + +Grim agreed. + +"Not all of 'em. 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