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+ The Wrecker, by Robert Louis Stevenson and Lloyd Osbourne
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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 1024 ***</div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ THE WRECKER
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ by Robert Louis Stevenson and Lloyd Osbourne
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>CONTENTS</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <a href="#link2H_PROL"> PROLOGUE. </a><br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2H_4_0002"> IN THE MARQUESAS. </a><br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2H_4_0003"> <big><b>THE YARN.</b></big> </a><br /> <br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;A SOUND COMMERCIAL
+ EDUCATION<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;ROUSSILLON
+ WINE<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;TO
+ INTRODUCE MR. PINKERTON<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;IN
+ WHICH I EXPERIENCE EXTREMES OF FORTUNE<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0005">
+ CHAPTER V</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;IN WHICH I AM DOWN ON MY LUCK IN PARIS<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;IN WHICH I GO WEST<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;IRONS IN THE FIRE<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;FACES ON THE CITY
+ FRONT<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;THE
+ WRECK OF THE &ldquo;FLYING SCUD.<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0010">
+ CHAPTER X</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;IN WHICH THE CREW VANISH<br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;IN WHICH JIM AND I TAKE
+ DIFFERENT WAYS<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;THE
+ &ldquo;NORAH CREINA.<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;THE
+ ISLAND AND THE WRECK<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;THE
+ CABIN OF THE &ldquo;FLYING SCUD"<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0015">
+ CHAPTER XV</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;THE CARGO OF THE &ldquo;FLYING SCUD"<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;IN WHICH I TURN
+ SMUGGLER, AND THE CAPTAIN CASUIS<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0017">
+ CHAPTER XVII</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;LIGHT FROM THE MAN OF WAR<br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;CROSS-QUESTIONS AND
+ CROOKED ANSWERS<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;TRAVELS
+ WITH A SHYSTER<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;STALLBRIDGE-LE-CARTHEW<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;FACE TO FACE<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;THE REMITTANCE MAN<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;THE
+ BUDGET OF THE &ldquo;CURRENCY LASS"<br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0024">
+ CHAPTER XXIV</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;A HARD BARGAIN<br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;A BAD BARGAIN<br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2H_EPIL"> EPILOGUE</a><br /><br />
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_PROL" id="link2H_PROL">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PROLOGUE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ IN THE MARQUESAS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It was about three o'clock of a winter's afternoon in Tai-o-hae, the
+ French capital and port of entry of the Marquesas Islands. The trades blew
+ strong and squally; the surf roared loud on the shingle beach; and the
+ fifty-ton schooner of war, that carries the flag and influence of France
+ about the islands of the cannibal group, rolled at her moorings under
+ Prison Hill. The clouds hung low and black on the surrounding amphitheatre
+ of mountains; rain had fallen earlier in the day, real tropic rain, a
+ waterspout for violence; and the green and gloomy brow of the mountain was
+ still seamed with many silver threads of torrent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In these hot and healthy islands winter is but a name. The rain had not
+ refreshed, nor could the wind invigorate, the dwellers of Tai-o-hae: away
+ at one end, indeed, the commandant was directing some changes in the
+ residency garden beyond Prison Hill; and the gardeners, being all
+ convicts, had no choice but to continue to obey. All other folks slumbered
+ and took their rest: Vaekehu, the native queen, in her trim house under
+ the rustling palms; the Tahitian commissary, in his beflagged official
+ residence; the merchants, in their deserted stores; and even the
+ club-servant in the club, his head fallen forward on the bottle-counter,
+ under the map of the world and the cards of navy officers. In the whole
+ length of the single shoreside street, with its scattered board houses
+ looking to the sea, its grateful shade of palms and green jungle of
+ puraos, no moving figure could be seen. Only, at the end of the rickety
+ pier, that once (in the prosperous days of the American rebellion) was
+ used to groan under the cotton of John Hart, there might have been spied
+ upon a pile of lumber the famous tattooed white man, the living curiosity
+ of Tai-o-hae.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His eyes were open, staring down the bay. He saw the mountains droop, as
+ they approached the entrance, and break down in cliffs; the surf boil
+ white round the two sentinel islets; and between, on the narrow bight of
+ blue horizon, Ua-pu upraise the ghost of her pinnacled mountain tops. But
+ his mind would take no account of these familiar features; as he dodged in
+ and out along the frontier line of sleep and waking, memory would serve
+ him with broken fragments of the past: brown faces and white, of skipper
+ and shipmate, king and chief, would arise before his mind and vanish; he
+ would recall old voyages, old landfalls in the hour of dawn; he would hear
+ again the drums beat for a man-eating festival; perhaps he would summon up
+ the form of that island princess for the love of whom he had submitted his
+ body to the cruel hands of the tattooer, and now sat on the lumber, at the
+ pier-end of Tai-o-hae, so strange a figure of a European. Or perhaps from
+ yet further back, sounds and scents of England and his childhood might
+ assail him: the merry clamour of cathedral bells, the broom upon the
+ foreland, the song of the river on the weir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is bold water at the mouth of the bay; you can steer a ship about
+ either sentinel, close enough to toss a biscuit on the rocks. Thus it
+ chanced that, as the tattooed man sat dozing and dreaming, he was startled
+ into wakefulness and animation by the appearance of a flying jib beyond
+ the western islet. Two more headsails followed; and before the tattooed
+ man had scrambled to his feet, a topsail schooner, of some hundred tons,
+ had luffed about the sentinel and was standing up the bay, close-hauled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sleeping city awakened by enchantment. Natives appeared upon all
+ sides, hailing each other with the magic cry &ldquo;Ehippy&rdquo;&mdash;ship;
+ the Queen stepped forth on her verandah, shading her eyes under a hand
+ that was a miracle of the fine art of tattooing; the commandant broke from
+ his domestic convicts and ran into the residency for his glass; the
+ harbour master, who was also the gaoler, came speeding down the Prison
+ Hill; the seventeen brown Kanakas and the French boatswain's mate, that
+ make up the complement of the war-schooner, crowded on the forward deck;
+ and the various English, Americans, Germans, Poles, Corsicans, and Scots&mdash;the
+ merchants and the clerks of Tai-o-hae&mdash;deserted their places of
+ business, and gathered, according to invariable custom, on the road before
+ the club.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So quickly did these dozen whites collect, so short are the distances in
+ Tai-o-hae, that they were already exchanging guesses as to the nationality
+ and business of the strange vessel, before she had gone about upon her
+ second board towards the anchorage. A moment after, English colours were
+ broken out at the main truck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I told you she was a Johnny Bull&mdash;knew it by her headsails,&rdquo;
+ said an evergreen old salt, still qualified (if he could anywhere have
+ found an owner unacquainted with his story) to adorn another quarter-deck
+ and lose another ship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She has American lines, anyway,&rdquo; said the astute Scots
+ engineer of the gin-mill; &ldquo;it's my belief she's a yacht.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's it,&rdquo; said the old salt, &ldquo;a yacht! look at her
+ davits, and the boat over the stern.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A yacht in your eye!&rdquo; said a Glasgow voice. &ldquo;Look at
+ her red ensign! A yacht! not much she isn't!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can close the store, anyway, Tom,&rdquo; observed a gentlemanly
+ German. &ldquo;Bon jour, mon Prince!&rdquo; he added, as a dark,
+ intelligent native cantered by on a neat chestnut. &ldquo;Vous allez boire
+ un verre de biere?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Prince Stanilas Moanatini, the only reasonably busy human creature on
+ the island, was riding hot-spur to view this morning's landslip on the
+ mountain road: the sun already visibly declined; night was imminent; and
+ if he would avoid the perils of darkness and precipice, and the fear of
+ the dead, the haunters of the jungle, he must for once decline a
+ hospitable invitation. Even had he been minded to alight, it presently
+ appeared there would be difficulty as to the refreshment offered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Beer!&rdquo; cried the Glasgow voice. &ldquo;No such a thing; I
+ tell you there's only eight bottles in the club! Here's the first time
+ I've seen British colours in this port! and the man that sails under them
+ has got to drink that beer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The proposal struck the public mind as fair, though far from cheering; for
+ some time back, indeed, the very name of beer had been a sound of sorrow
+ in the club, and the evenings had passed in dolorous computation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here is Havens,&rdquo; said one, as if welcoming a fresh topic.
+ &ldquo;What do you think of her, Havens?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think,&rdquo; replied Havens, a tall, bland, cool-looking,
+ leisurely Englishman, attired in spotless duck, and deliberately dealing
+ with a cigarette. &ldquo;I may say I know. She's consigned to me from
+ Auckland by Donald &amp; Edenborough. I am on my way aboard.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What ship is she?&rdquo; asked the ancient mariner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haven't an idea,&rdquo; returned Havens. &ldquo;Some tramp they
+ have chartered.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With that he placidly resumed his walk, and was soon seated in the
+ stern-sheets of a whaleboat manned by uproarious Kanakas, himself daintily
+ perched out of the way of the least maculation, giving his commands in an
+ unobtrusive, dinner-table tone of voice, and sweeping neatly enough
+ alongside the schooner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A weather-beaten captain received him at the gangway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are consigned to us, I think,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I am Mr.
+ Havens.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That is right, sir,&rdquo; replied the captain, shaking hands.
+ &ldquo;You will find the owner, Mr. Dodd, below. Mind the fresh paint on
+ the house.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Havens stepped along the alley-way, and descended the ladder into the main
+ cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Dodd, I believe,&rdquo; said he, addressing a smallish, bearded
+ gentleman, who sat writing at the table. &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; he cried,
+ &ldquo;it isn't Loudon Dodd?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Myself, my dear fellow,&rdquo; replied Mr. Dodd, springing to his
+ feet with companionable alacrity. &ldquo;I had a half-hope it might be
+ you, when I found your name on the papers. Well, there's no change in you;
+ still the same placid, fresh-looking Britisher.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't return the compliment; for you seem to have become a
+ Britisher yourself,&rdquo; said Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I promise you, I am quite unchanged,&rdquo; returned Dodd. &ldquo;The
+ red tablecloth at the top of the stick is not my flag; it's my partner's.
+ He is not dead, but sleepeth. There he is,&rdquo; he added, pointing to a
+ bust which formed one of the numerous unexpected ornaments of that unusual
+ cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Havens politely studied it. &ldquo;A fine bust,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;and
+ a very nice-looking fellow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes; he's a good fellow,&rdquo; said Dodd. &ldquo;He runs me now.
+ It's all his money.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He doesn't seem to be particularly short of it,&rdquo; added the
+ other, peering with growing wonder round the cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;His money, my taste,&rdquo; said Dodd. &ldquo;The black-walnut
+ bookshelves are Old English; the books all mine,&mdash;mostly Renaissance
+ French. You should see how the beach-combers wilt away when they go round
+ them looking for a change of Seaside Library novels. The mirrors are
+ genuine Venice; that's a good piece in the corner. The daubs are mine&mdash;and
+ his; the mudding mine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mudding? What is that?&rdquo; asked Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;These bronzes,&rdquo; replied Dodd. &ldquo;I began life as a
+ sculptor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes; I remember something about that,&rdquo; said the other.
+ &ldquo;I think, too, you said you were interested in Californian real
+ estate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Surely, I never went so far as that,&rdquo; said Dodd. &ldquo;Interested?
+ I guess not. Involved, perhaps. I was born an artist; I never took an
+ interest in anything but art. If I were to pile up this old schooner
+ to-morrow,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;I declare I believe I would try the
+ thing again!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Insured?&rdquo; inquired Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; responded Dodd. &ldquo;There's some fool in 'Frisco who
+ insures us, and comes down like a wolf on the fold on the profits; but
+ we'll get even with him some day.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I suppose it's all right about the cargo,&rdquo; said Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, I suppose so!&rdquo; replied Dodd. &ldquo;Shall we go into the
+ papers?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We'll have all to-morrow, you know,&rdquo; said Havens; &ldquo;and
+ they'll be rather expecting you at the club. C'est l'heure de l'absinthe.
+ Of course, Loudon, you'll dine with me later on?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Dodd signified his acquiescence; drew on his white coat, not without a
+ trifling difficulty, for he was a man of middle age, and well-to-do;
+ arranged his beard and moustaches at one of the Venetian mirrors; and,
+ taking a broad felt hat, led the way through the trade-room into the
+ ship's waist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stern boat was waiting alongside,&mdash;a boat of an elegant model,
+ with cushions and polished hard-wood fittings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You steer,&rdquo; observed Loudon. &ldquo;You know the best place
+ to land.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never like to steer another man's boat,&rdquo; replied Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Call it my partner's, and cry quits,&rdquo; returned Loudon,
+ getting nonchalantly down the side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Havens followed and took the yoke lines without further protest. &ldquo;I
+ am sure I don't know how you make this pay,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;To
+ begin with, she is too big for the trade, to my taste; and then you carry
+ so much style.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know that she does pay,&rdquo; returned Loudon. &ldquo;I
+ never pretend to be a business man. My partner appears happy; and the
+ money is all his, as I told you&mdash;I only bring the want of business
+ habits.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You rather like the berth, I suppose?&rdquo; suggested Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Loudon; &ldquo;it seems odd, but I rather do.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While they were yet on board, the sun had dipped; the sunset gun (a rifle)
+ cracked from the war-schooner, and the colours had been handed down. Dusk
+ was deepening as they came ashore; and the Cercle Internationale (as the
+ club is officially and significantly named) began to shine, from under its
+ low verandas, with the light of many lamps. The good hours of the
+ twenty-four drew on; the hateful, poisonous day-fly of Nukahiva, was
+ beginning to desist from its activity; the land-breeze came in refreshing
+ draughts; and the club men gathered together for the hour of absinthe. To
+ the commandant himself, to the man whom he was then contending with at
+ billiards&mdash;a trader from the next island, honorary member of the
+ club, and once carpenter's mate on board a Yankee war-ship&mdash;to the
+ doctor of the port, to the Brigadier of Gendarmerie, to the opium farmer,
+ and to all the white men whom the tide of commerce, or the chances of
+ shipwreck and desertion, had stranded on the beach of Tai-o-hae, Mr.
+ Loudon Dodd was formally presented; by all (since he was a man of pleasing
+ exterior, smooth ways, and an unexceptionable flow of talk, whether in
+ French or English) he was excellently well received; and presently, with
+ one of the last eight bottles of beer on a table at his elbow, found
+ himself the rather silent centre-piece of a voluble group on the verandah.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Talk in the South Seas is all upon one pattern; it is a wide ocean,
+ indeed, but a narrow world: you shall never talk long and not hear the
+ name of Bully Hayes, a naval hero whose exploits and deserved extinction
+ left Europe cold; commerce will be touched on, copra, shell, perhaps
+ cotton or fungus; but in a far-away, dilettante fashion, as by men not
+ deeply interested; through all, the names of schooners and their captains,
+ will keep coming and going, thick as may-flies; and news of the last
+ shipwreck will be placidly exchanged and debated. To a stranger, this
+ conversation will at first seem scarcely brilliant; but he will soon catch
+ the tone; and by the time he shall have moved a year or so in the island
+ world, and come across a good number of the schooners so that every
+ captain's name calls up a figure in pyjamas or white duck, and becomes
+ used to a certain laxity of moral tone which prevails (as in memory of Mr.
+ Hayes) on smuggling, ship-scuttling, barratry, piracy, the labour trade,
+ and other kindred fields of human activity, he will find Polynesia no less
+ amusing and no less instructive than Pall Mall or Paris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Loudon Dodd, though he was new to the group of the Marquesas, was
+ already an old, salted trader; he knew the ships and the captains; he had
+ assisted, in other islands, at the first steps of some career of which he
+ now heard the culmination, or (vice versa) he had brought with him from
+ further south the end of some story which had begun in Tai-o-hae. Among
+ other matter of interest, like other arrivals in the South Seas, he had a
+ wreck to announce. The John T. Richards, it appeared, had met the fate of
+ other island schooners.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dickinson piled her up on Palmerston Island,&rdquo; Dodd announced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who were the owners?&rdquo; inquired one of the club men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, the usual parties!&rdquo; returned Loudon,&mdash;&ldquo;Capsicum
+ &amp; Co.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A smile and a glance of intelligence went round the group; and perhaps
+ Loudon gave voice to the general sentiment by remarking, &ldquo;Talk of
+ good business! I know nothing better than a schooner, a competent captain,
+ and a sound, reliable reef.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good business! There's no such a thing!&rdquo; said the Glasgow
+ man. &ldquo;Nobody makes anything but the missionaries&mdash;dash it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know,&rdquo; said another. &ldquo;There's a good deal in
+ opium.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a good job to strike a tabooed pearl-island, say, about the
+ fourth year,&rdquo; remarked a third; &ldquo;skim the whole lagoon on the
+ sly, and up stick and away before the French get wind of you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A pig nokket of cold is good,&rdquo; observed a German.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's something in wrecks, too,&rdquo; said Havens. &ldquo;Look
+ at that man in Honolulu, and the ship that went ashore on Waikiki Reef; it
+ was blowing a kona, hard; and she began to break up as soon as she
+ touched. Lloyd's agent had her sold inside an hour; and before dark, when
+ she went to pieces in earnest, the man that bought her had feathered his
+ nest. Three more hours of daylight, and he might have retired from
+ business. As it was, he built a house on Beretania Street, and called it
+ for the ship.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, there's something in wrecks sometimes,&rdquo; said the Glasgow
+ voice; &ldquo;but not often.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As a general rule, there's deuced little in anything,&rdquo; said
+ Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I believe that's a Christian fact,&rdquo; cried the other.
+ &ldquo;What I want is a secret; get hold of a rich man by the right place,
+ and make him squeal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose you know it's not thought to be the ticket,&rdquo;
+ returned Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't care for that; it's good enough for me,&rdquo; cried the
+ man from Glasgow, stoutly. &ldquo;The only devil of it is, a fellow can
+ never find a secret in a place like the South Seas: only in London and
+ Paris.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;M'Gibbon's been reading some dime-novel, I suppose,&rdquo; said one
+ club man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's been reading <i>Aurora Floyd</i>,&rdquo; remarked another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what if I have?&rdquo; cried M'Gibbon. &ldquo;It's all true.
+ Look at the newspapers! It's just your confounded ignorance that sets you
+ snickering. I tell you, it's as much a trade as underwriting, and a dashed
+ sight more honest.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sudden acrimony of these remarks called Loudon (who was a man of
+ peace) from his reserve. &ldquo;It's rather singular,&rdquo; said he,
+ &ldquo;but I seem to have practised about all these means of livelihood.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tit you effer vind a nokket?&rdquo; inquired the inarticulate
+ German, eagerly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. I have been most kinds of fool in my time,&rdquo; returned
+ Loudon, &ldquo;but not the gold-digging variety. Every man has a sane spot
+ somewhere.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; suggested some one, &ldquo;did you ever smuggle
+ opium?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I did,&rdquo; said Loudon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Was there money in that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All the way,&rdquo; responded Loudon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And perhaps you bought a wreck?&rdquo; asked another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; said Loudon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How did that pan out?&rdquo; pursued the questioner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, mine was a peculiar kind of wreck,&rdquo; replied Loudon.
+ &ldquo;I don't know, on the whole, that I can recommend that branch of
+ industry.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did she break up?&rdquo; asked some one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess it was rather I that broke down,&rdquo; says Loudon.
+ &ldquo;Head not big enough.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ever try the blackmail?&rdquo; inquired Havens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Simple as you see me sitting here!&rdquo; responded Dodd.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good business?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'm not a lucky man, you see,&rdquo; returned the stranger.
+ &ldquo;It ought to have been good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You had a secret?&rdquo; asked the Glasgow man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As big as the State of Texas.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And the other man was rich?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He wasn't exactly Jay Gould, but I guess he could buy these islands
+ if he wanted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, what was wrong, then? Couldn't you get hands on him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It took time, but I had him cornered at last; and then&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The speculation turned bottom up. I became the man's bosom friend.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The deuce you did!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He couldn't have been particular, you mean?&rdquo; asked Dodd
+ pleasantly. &ldquo;Well, no; he's a man of rather large sympathies.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you're done talking nonsense, Loudon,&rdquo; said Havens,
+ &ldquo;let's be getting to my place for dinner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Outside, the night was full of the roaring of the surf. Scattered lights
+ glowed in the green thicket. Native women came by twos and threes out of
+ the darkness, smiled and ogled the two whites, perhaps wooed them with a
+ strain of laughter, and went by again, bequeathing to the air a heady
+ perfume of palm-oil and frangipani blossom. From the club to Mr. Havens's
+ residence was but a step or two, and to any dweller in Europe they must
+ have seemed steps in fairyland. If such an one could but have followed our
+ two friends into the wide-verandahed house, sat down with them in the cool
+ trellised room, where the wine shone on the lamp-lighted tablecloth;
+ tasted of their exotic food&mdash;the raw fish, the breadfruit, the cooked
+ bananas, the roast pig served with the inimitable miti, and that king of
+ delicacies, palm-tree salad; seen and heard by fits and starts, now
+ peering round the corner of the door, now railing within against invisible
+ assistants, a certain comely young native lady in a sacque, who seemed too
+ modest to be a member of the family, and too imperious to be less; and
+ then if such an one were whisked again through space to Upper Tooting, or
+ wherever else he honored the domestic gods, &ldquo;I have had a dream,&rdquo;
+ I think he would say, as he sat up, rubbing his eyes, in the familiar
+ chimney-corner chair, &ldquo;I have had a dream of a place, and I declare
+ I believe it must be heaven.&rdquo; But to Dodd and his entertainer, all
+ this amenity of the tropic night and all these dainties of the island
+ table, were grown things of custom; and they fell to meat like men who
+ were hungry, and drifted into idle talk like men who were a trifle bored.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The scene in the club was referred to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never heard you talk so much nonsense, Loudon,&rdquo; said the
+ host.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it seemed to me there was sulphur in the air, so I talked for
+ talking,&rdquo; returned the other. &ldquo;But it was none of it nonsense.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you mean to say it was true?&rdquo; cried Havens,&mdash;&ldquo;that
+ about the opium and the wreck, and the blackmailing and the man who became
+ your friend?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Every last word of it,&rdquo; said Loudon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You seem to have been seeing life,&rdquo; returned the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, it's a queer yarn,&rdquo; said his friend; &ldquo;if you think
+ you would like, I'll tell it you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here follows the yarn of Loudon Dodd, not as he told it to his friend, but
+ as he subsequently wrote it.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE YARN.
+ </h2>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER I. A SOUND COMMERCIAL EDUCATION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The beginning of this yarn is my poor father's character. There never was
+ a better man, nor a handsomer, nor (in my view) a more unhappy&mdash;unhappy
+ in his business, in his pleasures, in his place of residence, and (I am
+ sorry to say it) in his son. He had begun life as a land-surveyor, soon
+ became interested in real estate, branched off into many other
+ speculations, and had the name of one of the smartest men in the State of
+ Muskegon. &ldquo;Dodd has a big head,&rdquo; people used to say; but I was
+ never so sure of his capacity. His luck, at least, was beyond doubt for
+ long; his assiduity, always. He fought in that daily battle of
+ money-grubbing, with a kind of sad-eyed loyalty like a martyr's; rose
+ early, ate fast, came home dispirited and over-weary, even from success;
+ grudged himself all pleasure, if his nature was capable of taking any,
+ which I sometimes wondered; and laid out, upon some deal in wheat or
+ corner in aluminium, the essence of which was little better than highway
+ robbery, treasures of conscientiousness and self-denial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Unluckily, I never cared a cent for anything but art, and never shall. My
+ idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and
+ have a fairly good time myself while doing so. I do not think I mentioned
+ that second part, which is the only one I have managed to carry out; but
+ my father must have suspected the suppression, for he branded the whole
+ affair as self-indulgence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I remember crying once, &ldquo;and what is your life?
+ You are only trying to get money, and to get it from other people at that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sighed bitterly (which was very much his habit), and shook his poor
+ head at me. &ldquo;Ah, Loudon, Loudon!&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;you boys
+ think yourselves very smart. But, struggle as you please, a man has to
+ work in this world. He must be an honest man or a thief, Loudon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You can see for yourself how vain it was to argue with my father. The
+ despair that seized upon me after such an interview was, besides,
+ embittered by remorse; for I was at times petulant, but he invariably
+ gentle; and I was fighting, after all, for my own liberty and pleasure, he
+ singly for what he thought to be my good. And all the time he never
+ despaired. &ldquo;There is good stuff in you, Loudon,&rdquo; he would say;
+ &ldquo;there is the right stuff in you. Blood will tell, and you will come
+ right in time. I am not afraid my boy will ever disgrace me; I am only
+ vexed he should sometimes talk nonsense.&rdquo; And then he would pat my
+ shoulder or my hand with a kind of motherly way he had, very affecting in
+ a man so strong and beautiful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as I had graduated from the high school, he packed me off to the
+ Muskegon Commercial Academy. You are a foreigner, and you will have a
+ difficulty in accepting the reality of this seat of education. I assure
+ you before I begin that I am wholly serious. The place really existed,
+ possibly exists to-day: we were proud of it in the State, as something
+ exceptionally nineteenth century and civilized; and my father, when he saw
+ me to the cars, no doubt considered he was putting me in a straight line
+ for the Presidency and the New Jerusalem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Loudon,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I am now giving you a chance that
+ Julius Caesar could not have given to his son&mdash;a chance to see life
+ as it is, before your own turn comes to start in earnest. Avoid rash
+ speculation, try to behave like a gentleman; and if you will take my
+ advice, confine yourself to a safe, conservative business in railroads.
+ Breadstuffs are tempting, but very dangerous; I would not try breadstuffs
+ at your time of life; but you may feel your way a little in other
+ commodities. Take a pride to keep your books posted, and never throw good
+ money after bad. There, my dear boy, kiss me good-by; and never forget
+ that you are an only chick, and that your dad watches your career with
+ fond suspense.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The commercial college was a fine, roomy establishment, pleasantly situate
+ among woods. The air was healthy, the food excellent, the premium high.
+ Electric wires connected it (to use the words of the prospectus) with
+ &ldquo;the various world centres.&rdquo; The reading-room was well
+ supplied with &ldquo;commercial organs.&rdquo; The talk was that of Wall
+ Street; and the pupils (from fifty to a hundred lads) were principally
+ engaged in rooking or trying to rook one another for nominal sums in what
+ was called &ldquo;college paper.&rdquo; We had class hours, indeed, in the
+ morning, when we studied German, French, book-keeping, and the like goodly
+ matters; but the bulk of our day and the gist of the education centred in
+ the exchange, where we were taught to gamble in produce and securities.
+ Since not one of the participants possessed a bushel of wheat or a
+ dollar's worth of stock, legitimate business was of course impossible from
+ the beginning. It was cold-drawn gambling, without colour or disguise.
+ Just that which is the impediment and destruction of all genuine
+ commercial enterprise, just that we were taught with every luxury of stage
+ effect. Our simulacrum of a market was ruled by the real markets outside,
+ so that we might experience the course and vicissitude of prices. We must
+ keep books, and our ledgers were overhauled at the month's end by the
+ principal or his assistants. To add a spice of verisimilitude, &ldquo;college
+ paper&rdquo; (like poker chips) had an actual marketable value. It was
+ bought for each pupil by anxious parents and guardians at the rate of one
+ cent for the dollar. The same pupil, when his education was complete,
+ resold, at the same figure, so much as was left him to the college; and
+ even in the midst of his curriculum, a successful operator would sometimes
+ realize a proportion of his holding, and stand a supper on the sly in the
+ neighbouring hamlet. In short, if there was ever a worse education, it
+ must have been in that academy where Oliver met Charlie Bates.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I was first guided into the exchange to have my desk pointed out by
+ one of the assistant teachers, I was overwhelmed by the clamour and
+ confusion. Certain blackboards at the other end of the building were
+ covered with figures continually replaced. As each new set appeared, the
+ pupils swayed to and fro, and roared out aloud with a formidable and to me
+ quite meaningless vociferation; leaping at the same time upon the desks
+ and benches, signalling with arms and heads, and scribbling briskly in
+ note-books. I thought I had never beheld a scene more disagreeable; and
+ when I considered that the whole traffic was illusory, and all the money
+ then upon the market would scarce have sufficed to buy a pair of skates, I
+ was at first astonished, although not for long. Indeed, I had no sooner
+ called to mind how grown-up men and women of considerable estate will lose
+ their temper about half-penny points, than (making an immediate allowance
+ for my fellow-students) I transferred the whole of my astonishment to the
+ assistant teacher, who&mdash;poor gentleman&mdash;had quite forgot to show
+ me to my desk, and stood in the midst of this hurly-burly, absorbed and
+ seemingly transported.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look, look,&rdquo; he shouted in my ear; &ldquo;a falling market!
+ The bears have had it all their own way since yesterday.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It can't matter,&rdquo; I replied, making him hear with difficulty,
+ for I was unused to speak in such a babel, &ldquo;since it is all fun.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;True,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;and you must always bear in mind that
+ the real profit is in the book-keeping. I trust, Dodd, to be able to
+ congratulate you upon your books. You are to start in with ten thousand
+ dollars of college paper, a very liberal figure, which should see you
+ through the whole curriculum, if you keep to a safe, conservative
+ business.... Why, what's that?&rdquo; he broke off, once more attracted by
+ the changing figures on the board. &ldquo;Seven, four, three! Dodd, you
+ are in luck: this is the most spirited rally we have had this term. And to
+ think that the same scene is now transpiring in New York, Chicago, St.
+ Louis, and rival business centres! For two cents, I would try a flutter
+ with the boys myself,&rdquo; he cried, rubbing his hands; &ldquo;only it's
+ against the regulations.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What would you do, sir?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do?&rdquo; he cried, with glittering eyes. &ldquo;Buy for all I was
+ worth!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Would that be a safe, conservative business?&rdquo; I inquired, as
+ innocent as a lamb.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He looked daggers at me. &ldquo;See that sandy-haired man in glasses?&rdquo;
+ he asked, as if to change the subject. &ldquo;That's Billson, our most
+ prominent undergraduate. We build confidently on Billson's future. You
+ could not do better, Dodd, than follow Billson.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently after, in the midst of a still growing tumult, the figures
+ coming and going more busily than ever on the board, and the hall
+ resounding like Pandemonium with the howls of operators, the assistant
+ teacher left me to my own resources at my desk. The next boy was posting
+ up his ledger, figuring his morning's loss, as I discovered later on; and
+ from this ungenial task he was readily diverted by the sight of a new
+ face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, Freshman,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;what's your name? What? Son
+ of Big Head Dodd? What's your figure? Ten thousand? O, you're away up!
+ What a soft-headed clam you must be to touch your books!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I asked him what else I could do, since the books were to be examined once
+ a month.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, you galoot, you get a clerk!&rdquo; cries he. &ldquo;One of
+ our dead beats&mdash;that's all they're here for. If you're a successful
+ operator, you need never do a stroke of work in this old college.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The noise had now become deafening; and my new friend, telling me that
+ some one had certainly &ldquo;gone down,&rdquo; that he must know the
+ news, and that he would bring me a clerk when he returned, buttoned his
+ coat and plunged into the tossing throng. It proved that he was right:
+ some one had gone down; a prince had fallen in Israel; the corner in lard
+ had proved fatal to the mighty; and the clerk who was brought back to keep
+ my books, spare me all work, and get all my share of the education, at a
+ thousand dollars a month, college paper (ten dollars, United States
+ currency) was no other than the prominent Billson whom I could do no
+ better than follow. The poor lad was very unhappy. It's the only good
+ thing I have to say for Muskegon Commercial College, that we were all,
+ even the small fry, deeply mortified to be posted as defaulters; and the
+ collapse of a merchant prince like Billson, who had ridden pretty high in
+ his days of prosperity, was, of course, particularly hard to bear. But the
+ spirit of make-believe conquered even the bitterness of recent shame; and
+ my clerk took his orders, and fell to his new duties, with decorum and
+ civility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such were my first impressions in this absurd place of education; and, to
+ be frank, they were far from disagreeable. As long as I was rich, my
+ evenings and afternoons would be my own; the clerk must keep my books, the
+ clerk could do the jostling and bawling in the exchange; and I could turn
+ my mind to landscape-painting and Balzac's novels, which were then my two
+ preoccupations. To remain rich, then, became my problem; or, in other
+ words, to do a safe, conservative line of business. I am looking for that
+ line still; and I believe the nearest thing to it in this imperfect world
+ is the sort of speculation sometimes insidiously proposed to childhood, in
+ the formula, &ldquo;Heads, I win; tails, you lose.&rdquo; Mindful of my
+ father's parting words, I turned my attention timidly to railroads; and
+ for a month or so maintained a position of inglorious security, dealing
+ for small amounts in the most inert stocks, and bearing (as best I could)
+ the scorn of my hired clerk. One day I had ventured a little further by
+ way of experiment; and, in the sure expectation they would continue to go
+ down, sold several thousand dollars of Pan-Handle Preference (I think it
+ was). I had no sooner made this venture than some fools in New York began
+ to bull the market; Pan-Handles rose like a balloon; and in the inside of
+ half an hour I saw my position compromised. Blood will tell, as my father
+ said; and I stuck to it gallantly: all afternoon I continued selling that
+ infernal stock, all afternoon it continued skying. I suppose I had come (a
+ frail cockle-shell) athwart the hawse of Jay Gould; and, indeed, I think I
+ remember that this vagary in the market proved subsequently to be the
+ first move in a considerable deal. That evening, at least, the name of H.
+ Loudon Dodd held the first rank in our collegiate gazette, and I and
+ Billson (once more thrown upon the world) were competing for the same
+ clerkship. The present object takes the present eye. My disaster, for the
+ moment, was the more conspicuous; and it was I that got the situation. So
+ you see, even in Muskegon Commercial College, there were lessons to be
+ learned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my own part, I cared very little whether I lost or won at a game so
+ random, so complex, and so dull; but it was sorry news to write to my poor
+ father, and I employed all the resources of my eloquence. I told him (what
+ was the truth) that the successful boys had none of the education; so that
+ if he wished me to learn, he should rejoice at my misfortune. I went on
+ (not very consistently) to beg him to set me up again, when I would
+ solemnly promise to do a safe business in reliable railroads. Lastly
+ (becoming somewhat carried away), I assured him I was totally unfit for
+ business, and implored him to take me away from this abominable place, and
+ let me go to Paris to study art. He answered briefly, gently, and sadly,
+ telling me the vacation was near at hand, when we could talk things over.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the time came, he met me at the depot, and I was shocked to see him
+ looking older. He seemed to have no thought but to console me and restore
+ (what he supposed I had lost) my courage. I must not be down-hearted; many
+ of the best men had made a failure in the beginning. I told him I had no
+ head for business, and his kind face darkened. &ldquo;You must not say
+ that, Loudon,&rdquo; he replied; &ldquo;I will never believe my son to be
+ a coward.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I don't like it,&rdquo; I pleaded. &ldquo;It hasn't got any
+ interest for me, and art has. I know I could do more in art,&rdquo; and I
+ reminded him that a successful painter gains large sums; that a picture of
+ Meissonier's would sell for many thousand dollars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And do you think, Loudon,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;that a man who
+ can paint a thousand dollar picture has not grit enough to keep his end up
+ in the stock market? No, sir; this Mason (of whom you speak) or our own
+ American Bierstadt&mdash;if you were to put them down in a wheat pit
+ to-morrow, they would show their mettle. Come, Loudon, my dear; heaven
+ knows I have no thought but your own good, and I will offer you a bargain.
+ I start you again next term with ten thousand dollars; show yourself a
+ man, and double it, and then (if you still wish to go to Paris, which I
+ know you won't) I'll let you go. But to let you run away as if you were
+ whipped, is what I am too proud to do.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My heart leaped at this proposal, and then sank again. It seemed easier to
+ paint a Meissonier on the spot than to win ten thousand dollars on that
+ mimic stock exchange. Nor could I help reflecting on the singularity of
+ such a test for a man's capacity to be a painter. I ventured even to
+ comment on this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sighed deeply. &ldquo;You forget, my dear,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I am
+ a judge of the one, and not of the other. You might have the genius of
+ Bierstadt himself, and I would be none the wiser.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And then,&rdquo; I continued, &ldquo;it's scarcely fair. The other
+ boys are helped by their people, who telegraph and give them pointers.
+ There's Jim Costello, who never budges without a word from his father in
+ New York. And then, don't you see, if anybody is to win, somebody must
+ lose?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll keep you posted,&rdquo; cried my father, with unusual
+ animation; &ldquo;I did not know it was allowed. I'll wire you in the
+ office cipher, and we'll make it a kind of partnership business, Loudon:&mdash;Dodd
+ &amp; Son, eh?&rdquo; and he patted my shoulder and repeated, &ldquo;Dodd
+ &amp; Son, Dodd &amp; Son,&rdquo; with the kindliest amusement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If my father was to give me pointers, and the commercial college was to be
+ a stepping-stone to Paris, I could look my future in the face. The old
+ boy, too, was so pleased at the idea of our association in this foolery
+ that he immediately plucked up spirit. Thus it befell that those who had
+ met at the depot like a pair of mutes, sat down to table with holiday
+ faces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And now I have to introduce a new character that never said a word nor
+ wagged a finger, and yet shaped my whole subsequent career. You have
+ crossed the States, so that in all likelihood you have seen the head of
+ it, parcel-gilt and curiously fluted, rising among trees from a wide
+ plain; for this new character was no other than the State capitol of
+ Muskegon, then first projected. My father had embraced the idea with a
+ mixture of patriotism and commercial greed both perfectly genuine. He was
+ of all the committees, he had subscribed a great deal of money, and he was
+ making arrangements to have a finger in most of the contracts. Competitive
+ plans had been sent in; at the time of my return from college my father
+ was deep in their consideration; and as the idea entirely occupied his
+ mind, the first evening did not pass away before he had called me into
+ council. Here was a subject at last into which I could throw myself with
+ pleasurable zeal. Architecture was new to me, indeed; but it was at least
+ an art; and for all the arts I had a taste naturally classical and that
+ capacity to take delighted pains which some famous idiot has supposed to
+ be synonymous with genius. I threw myself headlong into my father's work,
+ acquainted myself with all the plans, their merits and defects, read
+ besides in special books, made myself a master of the theory of strains,
+ studied the current prices of materials, and (in one word) &ldquo;devilled&rdquo;
+ the whole business so thoroughly, that when the plans came up for
+ consideration, Big Head Dodd was supposed to have earned fresh laurels.
+ His arguments carried the day, his choice was approved by the committee,
+ and I had the anonymous satisfaction to know that arguments and choice
+ were wholly mine. In the recasting of the plan which followed, my part was
+ even larger; for I designed and cast with my own hand a hot-air grating
+ for the offices, which had the luck or merit to be accepted. The energy
+ and aptitude which I displayed throughout delighted and surprised my
+ father, and I believe, although I say it whose tongue should be tied, that
+ they alone prevented Muskegon capitol from being the eyesore of my native
+ State.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Altogether, I was in a cheery frame of mind when I returned to the
+ commercial college; and my earlier operations were crowned with a full
+ measure of success. My father wrote and wired to me continually. &ldquo;You
+ are to exercise your own judgment, Loudon,&rdquo; he would say. &ldquo;All
+ that I do is to give you the figures; but whatever operation you take up
+ must be upon your own responsibility, and whatever you earn will be
+ entirely due to your own dash and forethought.&rdquo; For all that, it was
+ always clear what he intended me to do, and I was always careful to do it.
+ Inside of a month I was at the head of seventeen or eighteen thousand
+ dollars, college paper. And here I fell a victim to one of the vices of
+ the system. The paper (I have already explained) had a real value of one
+ per cent; and cost, and could be sold for, currency. Unsuccessful
+ speculators were thus always selling clothes, books, banjos, and
+ sleeve-links, in order to pay their differences; the successful, on the
+ other hand, were often tempted to realise, and enjoy some return upon
+ their profits. Now I wanted thirty dollars' worth of artist-truck, for I
+ was always sketching in the woods; my allowance was for the time
+ exhausted; I had begun to regard the exchange (with my father's help) as a
+ place where money was to be got for stooping; and in an evil hour I
+ realised three thousand dollars of the college paper and bought my easel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a Wednesday morning when the things arrived, and set me in the
+ seventh heaven of satisfaction. My father (for I can scarcely say myself)
+ was trying at this time a &ldquo;straddle&rdquo; in wheat between Chicago
+ and New York; the operation so called is, as you know, one of the most
+ tempting and least safe upon the chess-board of finance. On the Thursday,
+ luck began to turn against my father's calculations; and by the Friday
+ evening, I was posted on the boards as a defaulter for the second time.
+ Here was a rude blow: my father would have taken it ill enough in any
+ case; for however much a man may resent the incapacity of an only son, he
+ will feel his own more sensibly. But it chanced that, in our bitter cup of
+ failure, there was one ingredient that might truly be called poisonous. He
+ had been keeping the run of my position; he missed the three thousand
+ dollars, paper; and in his view, I had stolen thirty dollars, currency. It
+ was an extreme view perhaps; but in some senses, it was just: and my
+ father, although (to my judgment) quite reckless of honesty in the essence
+ of his operations, was the soul of honour as to their details. I had one
+ grieved letter from him, dignified and tender; and during the rest of that
+ wretched term, working as a clerk, selling my clothes and sketches to make
+ futile speculations, my dream of Paris quite vanished. I was cheered by no
+ word of kindness and helped by no hint of counsel from my father.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the time he was no doubt thinking of little else but his son, and what
+ to do with him. I believe he had been really appalled by what he regarded
+ as my laxity of principle, and began to think it might be well to preserve
+ me from temptation; the architect of the capitol had, besides, spoken
+ obligingly of my design; and while he was thus hanging between two minds,
+ Fortune suddenly stepped in, and Muskegon State capitol reversed my
+ destiny.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Loudon,&rdquo; said my father, as he met me at the depot, with a
+ smiling countenance, &ldquo;if you were to go to Paris, how long would it
+ take you to become an experienced sculptor?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How do you mean, father?&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;Experienced?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A man that could be entrusted with the highest styles,&rdquo; he
+ answered; &ldquo;the nude, for instance; and the patriotic and
+ emblematical styles.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It might take three years,&rdquo; I replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You think Paris necessary?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;There are great
+ advantages in our own country; and that man Prodgers appears to be a very
+ clever sculptor, though I suppose he stands too high to go around giving
+ lessons.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Paris is the only place,&rdquo; I assured him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I think myself it will sound better,&rdquo; he admitted.
+ &ldquo;A Young Man, a Native of this State, Son of a Leading Citizen,
+ Studies Prosecuted under the Most Experienced Masters in Paris,&rdquo; he
+ added, relishingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, my dear dad, what is it all about?&rdquo; I interrupted.
+ &ldquo;I never even dreamed of being a sculptor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, here it is,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I took up the statuary
+ contract on our new capitol; I took it up at first as a deal; and then it
+ occurred to me it would be better to keep it in the family. It meets your
+ idea; there's considerable money in the thing; and it's patriotic. So, if
+ you say the word, you shall go to Paris, and come back in three years to
+ decorate the capitol of your native State. It's a big chance for you,
+ Loudon; and I'll tell you what&mdash;every dollar you earn, I'll put
+ another alongside of it. But the sooner you go, and the harder you work,
+ the better; for if the first half-dozen statues aren't in a line with
+ public taste in Muskegon, there will be trouble.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER II. ROUSSILLON WINE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ My mother's family was Scotch, and it was judged fitting I should pay a
+ visit on my way Paris-ward, to my Uncle Adam Loudon, a wealthy retired
+ grocer of Edinburgh. He was very stiff and very ironical; he fed me well,
+ lodged me sumptuously, and seemed to take it out of me all the time, cent
+ per cent, in secret entertainment which caused his spectacles to glitter
+ and his mouth to twitch. The ground of this ill-suppressed mirth (as well
+ as I could make out) was simply the fact that I was an American. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo;
+ he would say, drawing out the word to infinity, &ldquo;and I suppose now
+ in your country, things will be so and so.&rdquo; And the whole group of
+ my cousins would titter joyously. Repeated receptions of this sort must be
+ at the root, I suppose, of what they call the Great American Jest; and I
+ know I was myself goaded into saying that my friends went naked in the
+ summer months, and that the Second Methodist Episcopal Church in Muskegon
+ was decorated with scalps. I cannot say that these flights had any great
+ success; they seemed to awaken little more surprise than the fact that my
+ father was a Republican or that I had been taught in school to spell
+ COLOUR without the U. If I had told them (what was after all the truth)
+ that my father had paid a considerable annual sum to have me brought up in
+ a gambling hell, the tittering and grinning of this dreadful family might
+ perhaps have been excused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot deny but I was sometimes tempted to knock my Uncle Adam down; and
+ indeed I believe it must have come to a rupture at last, if they had not
+ given a dinner party at which I was the lion. On this occasion, I learned
+ (to my surprise and relief) that the incivility to which I had been
+ subjected was a matter for the family circle and might be regarded almost
+ in the light of an endearment. To strangers I was presented with
+ consideration; and the account given of &ldquo;my American brother-in-law,
+ poor Janie's man, James K. Dodd, the well-known millionnaire of Muskegon,&rdquo;
+ was calculated to enlarge the heart of a proud son.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An aged assistant of my grandfather's, a pleasant, humble creature with a
+ taste for whiskey, was at first deputed to be my guide about the city.
+ With this harmless but hardly aristocratic companion, I went to Arthur's
+ Seat and the Calton Hill, heard the band play in the Princes Street
+ Gardens, inspected the regalia and the blood of Rizzio, and fell in love
+ with the great castle on its cliff, the innumerable spires of churches,
+ the stately buildings, the broad prospects, and those narrow and crowded
+ lanes of the old town where my ancestors had lived and died in the days
+ before Columbus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there was another curiosity that interested me more deeply&mdash;my
+ grandfather, Alexander Loudon. In his time, the old gentleman had been a
+ working mason, and had risen from the ranks more, I think, by shrewdness
+ than by merit. In his appearance, speech, and manners, he bore broad marks
+ of his origin, which were gall and wormwood to my Uncle Adam. His nails,
+ in spite of anxious supervision, were often in conspicuous mourning; his
+ clothes hung about him in bags and wrinkles like a ploughman's Sunday
+ coat; his accent was rude, broad, and dragging: take him at his best, and
+ even when he could be induced to hold his tongue, his mere presence in a
+ corner of the drawing-room, with his open-air wrinkles, his scanty hair,
+ his battered hands, and the cheerful craftiness of his expression,
+ advertised the whole gang of us for a self-made family. My aunt might
+ mince and my cousins bridle; but there was no getting over the solid,
+ physical fact of the stonemason in the chimney-corner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That is one advantage of being an American: it never occurred to me to be
+ ashamed of my grandfather, and the old gentleman was quick to mark the
+ difference. He held my mother in tender memory, perhaps because he was in
+ the habit of daily contrasting her with Uncle Adam, whom he detested to
+ the point of frenzy; and he set down to inheritance from his favourite my
+ own becoming treatment of himself. On our walks abroad, which soon became
+ daily, he would sometimes (after duly warning me to keep the matter dark
+ from &ldquo;Aadam&rdquo;) skulk into some old familiar pot-house; and
+ there (if he had the luck to encounter any of his veteran cronies) he
+ would present me to the company with manifest pride, casting at the same
+ time a covert slur on the rest of his descendants. &ldquo;This is my
+ Jeannie's yin,&rdquo; he would say. &ldquo;He's a fine fallow, him.&rdquo;
+ The purpose of our excursions was not to seek antiquities or to enjoy
+ famous prospects, but to visit one after another a series of doleful
+ suburbs, for which it was the old gentleman's chief claim to renown that
+ he had been the sole contractor, and too often the architect besides. I
+ have rarely seen a more shocking exhibition: the bricks seemed to be
+ blushing in the walls, and the slates on the roof to have turned pale with
+ shame; but I was careful not to communicate these impressions to the aged
+ artificer at my side; and when he would direct my attention to some fresh
+ monstrosity&mdash;perhaps with the comment, &ldquo;There's an idee of
+ mine's: it's cheap and tasty, and had a graand run; the idee was soon
+ stole, and there's whole deestricts near Glesgie with the goathic adeetion
+ and that plunth,&rdquo;&mdash;I would civilly make haste to admire and
+ (what I found particularly delighted him) to inquire into the cost of each
+ adornment. It will be conceived that Muskegon capitol was a frequent and a
+ welcome ground of talk; I drew him all the plans from memory; and he, with
+ the aid of a narrow volume full of figures and tables, which answered (I
+ believe) to the name of Molesworth, and was his constant pocket companion,
+ would draw up rough estimates and make imaginary offers on the various
+ contracts. Our Muskegon builders he pronounced a pack of cormorants; and
+ the congenial subject, together with my knowledge of architectural terms,
+ the theory of strains, and the prices of materials in the States, formed a
+ strong bond of union between what might have been otherwise an
+ ill-assorted pair, and led my grandfather to pronounce me, with emphasis,
+ &ldquo;a real intalligent kind of a cheild.&rdquo; Thus a second time, as
+ you will presently see, the capitol of my native State had influentially
+ affected the current of my life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I left Edinburgh, however, with not the least idea that I had done a
+ stroke of excellent business for myself, and singly delighted to escape
+ out of a somewhat dreary house and plunge instead into the rainbow city of
+ Paris. Every man has his own romance; mine clustered exclusively about the
+ practice of the arts, the life of Latin Quarter students, and the world of
+ Paris as depicted by that grimy wizard, the author of the <i>Comedie
+ Humaine</i>. I was not disappointed&mdash;I could not have been; for I did
+ not see the facts, I brought them with me ready-made. Z. Marcas lived next
+ door to me in my ungainly, ill-smelling hotel of the Rue Racine; I dined
+ at my villainous restaurant with Lousteau and with Rastignac: if a
+ curricle nearly ran me down at a street-crossing, Maxime de Trailles would
+ be the driver. I dined, I say, at a poor restaurant and lived in a poor
+ hotel; and this was not from need, but sentiment. My father gave me a
+ profuse allowance, and I might have lived (had I chosen) in the Quartier
+ de l'Etoile and driven to my studies daily. Had I done so, the glamour
+ must have fled: I should still have been but Loudon Dodd; whereas now I
+ was a Latin Quarter student, Murger's successor, living in flesh and blood
+ the life of one of those romances I had loved to read, to re-read, and to
+ dream over, among the woods of Muskegon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this time we were all a little Murger-mad in the Latin Quarter. The
+ play of the <i>Vie de Boheme</i> (a dreary, snivelling piece) had been
+ produced at the Odeon, had run an unconscionable time&mdash;for Paris, and
+ revived the freshness of the legend. The same business, you may say, or
+ there and thereabout, was being privately enacted in consequence in every
+ garret of the neighbourhood, and a good third of the students were
+ consciously impersonating Rodolphe or Schaunard to their own
+ incommunicable satisfaction. Some of us went far, and some farther. I
+ always looked with awful envy (for instance) on a certain countryman of my
+ own who had a studio in the Rue Monsieur le Prince, wore boots, and long
+ hair in a net, and could be seen tramping off, in this guise, to the worst
+ eating-house of the quarter, followed by a Corsican model, his mistress,
+ in the conspicuous costume of her race and calling. It takes some
+ greatness of soul to carry even folly to such heights as these; and for my
+ own part, I had to content myself by pretending very arduously to be poor,
+ by wearing a smoking-cap on the streets, and by pursuing, through a series
+ of misadventures, that extinct mammal, the grisette. The most grievous
+ part was the eating and the drinking. I was born with a dainty tooth and a
+ palate for wine; and only a genuine devotion to romance could have
+ supported me under the cat-civets that I had to swallow, and the red ink
+ of Bercy I must wash them down withal. Every now and again, after a hard
+ day at the studio, where I was steadily and far from unsuccessfully
+ industrious, a wave of distaste would overbear me; I would slink away from
+ my haunts and companions, indemnify myself for weeks of self-denial with
+ fine wines and dainty dishes; seated perhaps on a terrace, perhaps in an
+ arbour in a garden, with a volume of one of my favourite authors propped
+ open in front of me, and now consulted awhile, and now forgotten:&mdash;so
+ remain, relishing my situation, till night fell and the lights of the city
+ kindled; and thence stroll homeward by the riverside, under the moon or
+ stars, in a heaven of poetry and digestion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One such indulgence led me in the course of my second year into an
+ adventure which I must relate: indeed, it is the very point I have been
+ aiming for, since that was what brought me in acquaintance with Jim
+ Pinkerton. I sat down alone to dinner one October day when the rusty
+ leaves were falling and scuttling on the boulevard, and the minds of
+ impressionable men inclined in about an equal degree towards sadness and
+ conviviality. The restaurant was no great place, but boasted a
+ considerable cellar and a long printed list of vintages. This I was
+ perusing with the double zest of a man who is fond of wine and a lover of
+ beautiful names, when my eye fell (near the end of the card) on that not
+ very famous or familiar brand, Roussillon. I remembered it was a wine I
+ had never tasted, ordered a bottle, found it excellent, and when I had
+ discussed the contents, called (according to my habit) for a final pint.
+ It appears they did not keep Roussillon in half-bottles. &ldquo;All right,&rdquo;
+ said I. &ldquo;Another bottle.&rdquo; The tables at this eating-house are
+ close together; and the next thing I can remember, I was in somewhat loud
+ conversation with my nearest neighbours. From these I must have gradually
+ extended my attentions; for I have a clear recollection of gazing about a
+ room in which every chair was half turned round and every face turned
+ smilingly to mine. I can even remember what I was saying at the moment;
+ but after twenty years, the embers of shame are still alive; and I prefer
+ to give your imagination the cue, by simply mentioning that my muse was
+ the patriotic. It had been my design to adjourn for coffee in the company
+ of some of these new friends; but I was no sooner on the sidewalk than I
+ found myself unaccountably alone. The circumstance scarce surprised me at
+ the time, much less now; but I was somewhat chagrined a little after to
+ find I had walked into a kiosque. I began to wonder if I were any the
+ worse for my last bottle, and decided to steady myself with coffee and
+ brandy. In the Cafe de la Source, where I went for this restorative, the
+ fountain was playing, and (what greatly surprised me) the mill and the
+ various mechanical figures on the rockery appeared to have been freshly
+ repaired and performed the most enchanting antics. The cafe was
+ extraordinarily hot and bright, with every detail of a conspicuous
+ clearness, from the faces of the guests to the type of the newspapers on
+ the tables, and the whole apartment swang to and fro like a hammock, with
+ an exhilarating motion. For some while I was so extremely pleased with
+ these particulars that I thought I could never be weary of beholding them:
+ then dropped of a sudden into a causeless sadness; and then, with the same
+ swiftness and spontaneity, arrived at the conclusion that I was drunk and
+ had better get to bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was but a step or two to my hotel, where I got my lighted candle from
+ the porter and mounted the four flights to my own room. Although I could
+ not deny that I was drunk, I was at the same time lucidly rational and
+ practical. I had but one preoccupation&mdash;to be up in time on the
+ morrow for my work; and when I observed the clock on my chimney-piece to
+ have stopped, I decided to go down stairs again and give directions to the
+ porter. Leaving the candle burning and my door open, to be a guide to me
+ on my return, I set forth accordingly. The house was quite dark; but as
+ there were only the three doors on each landing, it was impossible to
+ wander, and I had nothing to do but descend the stairs until I saw the
+ glimmer of the porter's night light. I counted four flights: no porter. It
+ was possible, of course, that I had reckoned incorrectly; so I went down
+ another and another, and another, still counting as I went, until I had
+ reached the preposterous figure of nine flights. It was now quite clear
+ that I had somehow passed the porter's lodge without remarking it; indeed,
+ I was, at the lowest figure, five pairs of stairs below the street, and
+ plunged in the very bowels of the earth. That my hotel should thus be
+ founded upon catacombs was a discovery of considerable interest; and if I
+ had not been in a frame of mind entirely businesslike, I might have
+ continued to explore all night this subterranean empire. But I was bound I
+ must be up betimes on the next morning, and for that end it was imperative
+ that I should find the porter. I faced about accordingly, and counting
+ with painful care, remounted towards the level of the street. Five, six,
+ and seven flights I climbed, and still there was no porter. I began to be
+ weary of the job, and reflecting that I was now close to my own room,
+ decided I should go to bed. Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen
+ flights I mounted; and my open door seemed to be as wholly lost to me as
+ the porter and his floating dip. I remembered that the house stood but six
+ stories at its highest point, from which it appeared (on the most moderate
+ computation) I was now three stories higher than the roof. My original
+ sense of amusement was succeeded by a not unnatural irritation. &ldquo;My
+ room has just GOT to be here,&rdquo; said I, and I stepped towards the
+ door with outspread arms. There was no door and no wall; in place of
+ either there yawned before me a dark corridor, in which I continued to
+ advance for some time without encountering the smallest opposition. And
+ this in a house whose extreme area scantily contained three small rooms, a
+ narrow landing, and the stair! The thing was manifestly nonsense; and you
+ will scarcely be surprised to learn that I now began to lose my temper. At
+ this juncture I perceived a filtering of light along the floor, stretched
+ forth my hand which encountered the knob of a door-handle, and without
+ further ceremony entered a room. A young lady was within; she was going to
+ bed, and her toilet was far advanced, or the other way about, if you
+ prefer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I hope you will pardon this intrusion,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;but my
+ room is No. 12, and something has gone wrong with this blamed house.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She looked at me a moment; and then, &ldquo;If you will step outside for a
+ moment, I will take you there,&rdquo; says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus, with perfect composure on both sides, the matter was arranged. I
+ waited a while outside her door. Presently she rejoined me, in a
+ dressing-gown, took my hand, led me up another flight, which made the
+ fourth above the level of the roof, and shut me into my own room, where
+ (being quite weary after these contraordinary explorations) I turned in,
+ and slumbered like a child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I tell you the thing calmly, as it appeared to me to pass; but the next
+ day, when I awoke and put memory in the witness-box, I could not conceal
+ from myself that the tale presented a good many improbable features. I had
+ no mind for the studio, after all, and went instead to the Luxembourg
+ gardens, there, among the sparrows and the statues and the falling leaves,
+ to cool and clear my head. It is a garden I have always loved. You sit
+ there in a public place of history and fiction. Barras and Fouche have
+ looked from these windows. Lousteau and de Banville (one as real as the
+ other) have rhymed upon these benches. The city tramples by without the
+ railings to a lively measure; and within and about you, trees rustle,
+ children and sparrows utter their small cries, and the statues look on
+ forever. Here, then, in a seat opposite the gallery entrance, I set to
+ work on the events of the last night, to disengage (if it were possible)
+ truth from fiction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The house, by daylight, had proved to be six stories high, the same as
+ ever. I could find, with all my architectural experience, no room in its
+ altitude for those interminable stairways, no width between its walls for
+ that long corridor, where I had tramped at night. And there was yet a
+ greater difficulty. I had read somewhere an aphorism that everything may
+ be false to itself save human nature. A house might elongate or enlarge
+ itself&mdash;or seem to do so to a gentleman who had been dining. The
+ ocean might dry up, the rocks melt in the sun, the stars fall from heaven
+ like autumn apples; and there was nothing in these incidents to boggle the
+ philosopher. But the case of the young lady stood upon a different
+ foundation. Girls were not good enough, or not good that way, or else they
+ were too good. I was ready to accept any of these views: all pointed to
+ the same conclusion, which I was thus already on the point of reaching,
+ when a fresh argument occurred, and instantly confirmed it. I could
+ remember the exact words we had each said; and I had spoken, and she had
+ replied, in English. Plainly, then, the whole affair was an illusion:
+ catacombs, and stairs, and charitable lady, all were equally the stuff of
+ dreams.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had just come to this determination, when there blew a flaw of wind
+ through the autumnal gardens; the dead leaves showered down, and a flight
+ of sparrows, thick as a snowfall, wheeled above my head with sudden
+ pipings. This agreeable bustle was the affair of a moment, but it startled
+ me from the abstraction into which I had fallen like a summons. I sat
+ briskly up, and as I did so, my eyes rested on the figure of a lady in a
+ brown jacket and carrying a paint-box. By her side walked a fellow some
+ years older than myself, with an easel under his arm; and alike by their
+ course and cargo I might judge they were bound for the gallery, where the
+ lady was, doubtless, engaged upon some copying. You can imagine my
+ surprise when I recognized in her the heroine of my adventure. To put the
+ matter beyond question, our eyes met, and she, seeing herself remembered
+ and recalling the trim in which I had last beheld her, looked swiftly on
+ the ground with just a shadow of confusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could not tell you to-day if she were plain or pretty; but she had
+ behaved with so much good sense, and I had cut so poor a figure in her
+ presence, that I became instantly fired with the desire to display myself
+ in a more favorable light. The young man besides was possibly her brother;
+ brothers are apt to be hasty, theirs being a part in which it is possible,
+ at a comparatively early age, to assume the dignity of manhood; and it
+ occurred to me it might be wise to forestall all possible complications by
+ an apology.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On this reasoning I drew near to the gallery door, and had hardly got in
+ position before the young man came out. Thus it was that I came face to
+ face with my third destiny; for my career has been entirely shaped by
+ these three elements,&mdash;my father, the capitol of Muskegon, and my
+ friend, Jim Pinkerton. As for the young lady with whom my mind was at the
+ moment chiefly occupied, I was never to hear more of her from that day
+ forward: an excellent example of the Blind Man's Buff that we call life.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER III. TO INTRODUCE MR. PINKERTON.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The stranger, I have said, was some years older than myself: a man of a
+ good stature, a very lively face, cordial, agitated manners, and a gray
+ eye as active as a fowl's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May I have a word with you?&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear sir,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;I don't know what it can be
+ about, but you may have a hundred if you like.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have just left the side of a young lady,&rdquo; I continued,
+ &ldquo;towards whom I was led (very unintentionally) into the appearance
+ of an offence. To speak to herself would be only to renew her
+ embarrassment, and I seize the occasion of making my apology, and
+ declaring my respect, to one of my own sex who is her friend, and perhaps,&rdquo;
+ I added, with a bow, &ldquo;her natural protector.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are a countryman of mine; I know it!&rdquo; he cried: &ldquo;I
+ am sure of it by your delicacy to a lady. You do her no more than justice.
+ I was introduced to her the other night at tea, in the apartment of some
+ people, friends of mine; and meeting her again this morning, I could not
+ do less than carry her easel for her. My dear sir, what is your name?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was disappointed to find he had so little bond with my young lady; and
+ but that it was I who had sought the acquaintance, might have been tempted
+ to retreat. At the same time, something in the stranger's eye engaged me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My name,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;is Loudon Dodd; I am a student of
+ sculpture here from Muskegon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of sculpture?&rdquo; he cried, as though that would have been his
+ last conjecture. &ldquo;Mine is James Pinkerton; I am delighted to have
+ the pleasure of your acquaintance.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pinkerton!&rdquo; it was now my turn to exclaim. &ldquo;Are you
+ Broken-Stool Pinkerton?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He admitted his identity with a laugh of boyish delight; and indeed any
+ young man in the quarter might have been proud to own a sobriquet thus
+ gallantly acquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In order to explain the name, I must here digress into a chapter of the
+ history of manners in the nineteenth century, very well worth
+ commemoration for its own sake. In some of the studios at that date, the
+ hazing of new pupils was both barbarous and obscene. Two incidents,
+ following one on the heels of the other tended to produce an advance in
+ civilization by the means (as so commonly happens) of a passing appeal to
+ savage standards. The first was the arrival of a little gentleman from
+ Armenia. He had a fez upon his head and (what nobody counted on) a dagger
+ in his pocket. The hazing was set about in the customary style, and,
+ perhaps in virtue of the victim's head-gear, even more boisterously than
+ usual. He bore it at first with an inviting patience; but upon one of the
+ students proceeding to an unpardonable freedom, plucked out his knife and
+ suddenly plunged it in the belly of the jester. This gentleman, I am
+ pleased to say, passed months upon a bed of sickness, before he was in a
+ position to resume his studies. The second incident was that which had
+ earned Pinkerton his reputation. In a crowded studio, while some very
+ filthy brutalities were being practised on a trembling debutant, a tall,
+ pale fellow sprang from his stool and (without the smallest preface or
+ explanation) sang out, &ldquo;All English and Americans to clear the shop!&rdquo;
+ Our race is brutal, but not filthy; and the summons was nobly responded
+ to. Every Anglo-Saxon student seized his stool; in a moment the studio was
+ full of bloody coxcombs, the French fleeing in disorder for the door, the
+ victim liberated and amazed. In this feat of arms, both English-speaking
+ nations covered themselves with glory; but I am proud to claim the author
+ of the whole for an American, and a patriotic American at that, being the
+ same gentleman who had subsequently to be held down in the bottom of a box
+ during a performance of <i>L'Oncle Sam</i>, sobbing at intervals, &ldquo;My
+ country! O my country!&rdquo; While yet another (my new acquaintance,
+ Pinkerton) was supposed to have made the most conspicuous figure in the
+ actual battle. At one blow, he had broken his own stool, and sent the
+ largest of his opponents back foremost through what we used to call a
+ &ldquo;conscientious nude.&rdquo; It appears that, in the continuation of
+ his flight, this fallen warrior issued on the boulevard still framed in
+ the burst canvas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will be understood how much talk the incident aroused in the students'
+ quarter, and that I was highly gratified to make the acquaintance of my
+ famous countryman. It chanced I was to see more of the quixotic side of
+ his character before the morning was done; for as we continued to stroll
+ together, I found myself near the studio of a young Frenchman whose work I
+ had promised to examine, and in the fashion of the quarter carried up
+ Pinkerton along with me. Some of my comrades of this date were pretty
+ obnoxious fellows. I could almost always admire and respect the grown-up
+ practitioners of art in Paris; but many of those who were still in a state
+ of pupilage were sorry specimens, so much so that I used often to wonder
+ where the painters came from, and where the brutes of students went to. A
+ similar mystery hangs over the intermediate stages of the medical
+ profession, and must have perplexed the least observant. The ruffian, at
+ least, whom I now carried Pinkerton to visit, was one of the most
+ crapulous in the quarter. He turned out for our delectation a huge &ldquo;crust&rdquo;
+ (as we used to call it) of St. Stephen, wallowing in red upon his belly in
+ an exhausted receiver, and a crowd of Hebrews in blue, green, and yellow,
+ pelting him&mdash;apparently with buns; and while we gazed upon this
+ contrivance, regaled us with a piece of his own recent biography, of which
+ his mind was still very full, and which he seemed to fancy, represented
+ him in a heroic posture. I was one of those cosmopolitan Americans, who
+ accept the world (whether at home or abroad) as they find it, and whose
+ favourite part is that of the spectator; yet even I was listening with
+ ill-suppressed disgust, when I was aware of a violent plucking at my
+ sleeve.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is he saying he kicked her down stairs?&rdquo; asked Pinkerton,
+ white as St. Stephen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said I: &ldquo;his discarded mistress; and then he
+ pelted her with stones. I suppose that's what gave him the idea for his
+ picture. He has just been alleging the pathetic excuse that she was old
+ enough to be his mother.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Something like a sob broke from Pinkerton. &ldquo;Tell him,&rdquo; he
+ gasped&mdash;&ldquo;I can't speak this language, though I understand a
+ little; I never had any proper education&mdash;tell him I'm going to punch
+ his head.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For God's sake, do nothing of the sort!&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;They
+ don't understand that sort of thing here.&rdquo; And I tried to bundle him
+ out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tell him first what we think of him,&rdquo; he objected. &ldquo;Let
+ me tell him what he looks in the eyes of a pure-minded American&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Leave that to me,&rdquo; said I, thrusting Pinkerton clear through
+ the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Qu'est-ce qu'il a?&rdquo; [1] inquired the student.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[1] &ldquo;What's the matter with him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Monsieur se sent mal au coeur d'avoir trop regarde votre croute,&rdquo;
+ [2] said I, and made my escape, scarce with dignity, at Pinkerton's heels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[2] &ldquo;The gentleman is sick at his
+ stomach from having looked too long at your daub.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did you say to him?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The only thing that he could feel,&rdquo; was my reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After this scene, the freedom with which I had ejected my new
+ acquaintance, and the precipitation with which I had followed him, the
+ least I could do was to propose luncheon. I have forgot the name of the
+ place to which I led him, nothing loath; it was on the far side of the
+ Luxembourg at least, with a garden behind, where we were speedily set face
+ to face at table, and began to dig into each other's history and
+ character, like terriers after rabbits, according to the approved fashion
+ of youth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton's parents were from the old country; there too, I incidentally
+ gathered, he had himself been born, though it was a circumstance he seemed
+ prone to forget. Whether he had run away, or his father had turned him
+ out, I never fathomed; but about the age of twelve, he was thrown upon his
+ own resources. A travelling tin-type photographer picked him up, like a
+ haw out of a hedgerow, on a wayside in New Jersey; took a fancy to the
+ urchin; carried him on with him in his wandering life; taught him all he
+ knew himself&mdash;to take tin-types (as well as I can make out) and doubt
+ the Scriptures; and died at last in Ohio at the corner of a road. &ldquo;He
+ was a grand specimen,&rdquo; cried Pinkerton; &ldquo;I wish you could have
+ seen him, Mr. Dodd. He had an appearance of magnanimity that used to
+ remind me of the patriarchs.&rdquo; On the death of this random protector,
+ the boy inherited the plant and continued the business. &ldquo;It was a
+ life I could have chosen, Mr. Dodd!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I have been in
+ all the finest scenes of that magnificent continent that we were born to
+ be the heirs of. I wish you could see my collection of tin-types; I wish I
+ had them here. They were taken for my own pleasure and to be a memento;
+ and they show Nature in her grandest as well as her gentlest moments.&rdquo;
+ As he tramped the Western States and Territories, taking tin-types, the
+ boy was continually getting hold of books, good, bad, and indifferent,
+ popular and abstruse, from the novels of Sylvanus Cobb to Euclid's
+ Elements, both of which I found (to my almost equal wonder) he had managed
+ to peruse: he was taking stock by the way, of the people, the products,
+ and the country, with an eye unusually observant and a memory unusually
+ retentive; and he was collecting for himself a body of magnanimous and
+ semi-intellectual nonsense, which he supposed to be the natural thoughts
+ and to contain the whole duty of the born American. To be pure-minded, to
+ be patriotic, to get culture and money with both hands and with the same
+ irrational fervour&mdash;these appeared to be the chief articles of his
+ creed. In later days (not of course upon this first occasion) I would
+ sometimes ask him why; and he had his answer pat. &ldquo;To build up the
+ type!&rdquo; he would cry. &ldquo;We're all committed to that; we're all
+ under bond to fulfil the American Type! Loudon, the hope of the world is
+ there. If we fail, like these old feudal monarchies, what is left?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The trade of a tin-typer proved too narrow for the lad's ambition; it was
+ insusceptible of expansion, he explained, it was not truly modern; and by
+ a sudden conversion of front, he became a railroad-scalper. The principles
+ of this trade I never clearly understood; but its essence appears to be to
+ cheat the railroads out of their due fare. &ldquo;I threw my whole soul
+ into it; I grudged myself food and sleep while I was at it; the most
+ practised hands admitted I had caught on to the idea in a month and
+ revolutionised the practice inside of a year,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;And
+ there's interest in it, too. It's amusing to pick out some one going by,
+ make up your mind about his character and tastes, dash out of the office
+ and hit him flying with an offer of the very place he wants to go to. I
+ don't think there was a scalper on the continent made fewer blunders. But
+ I took it only as a stage. I was saving every dollar; I was looking ahead.
+ I knew what I wanted&mdash;wealth, education, a refined home, and a
+ conscientious, cultured lady for a wife; for, Mr. Dodd&rdquo;&mdash;this
+ with a formidable outcry&mdash;&ldquo;every man is bound to marry above
+ him: if the woman's not the man's superior, I brand it as mere sensuality.
+ There was my idea, at least. That was what I was saving for; and enough,
+ too! But it isn't every man, I know that&mdash;it's far from every man&mdash;could
+ do what I did: close up the livest agency in Saint Jo, where he was
+ coining dollars by the pot, set out alone, without a friend or a word of
+ French, and settle down here to spend his capital learning art.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Was it an old taste?&rdquo; I asked him, &ldquo;or a sudden fancy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Neither, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he admitted. &ldquo;Of course I had
+ learned in my tin-typing excursions to glory and exult in the works of
+ God. But it wasn't that. I just said to myself, What is most wanted in my
+ age and country? More culture and more art, I said; and I chose the best
+ place, saved my money, and came here to get them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole attitude of this young man warmed and shamed me. He had more
+ fire in his little toe than I had in my whole carcase; he was stuffed to
+ bursting with the manly virtues; thrift and courage glowed in him; and
+ even if his artistic vocation seemed (to one of my exclusive tenets) not
+ quite clear, who could predict what might be accomplished by a creature so
+ full-blooded and so inspired with animal and intellectual energy? So, when
+ he proposed that I should come and see his work (one of the regular stages
+ of a Latin Quarter friendship), I followed him with interest and hope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He lodged parsimoniously at the top of a tall house near the Observatory,
+ in a bare room, principally furnished with his own trunks and papered with
+ his own despicable studies. No man has less taste for disagreeable duties
+ than myself; perhaps there is only one subject on which I cannot flatter a
+ man without a blush; but upon that, upon all that touches art, my
+ sincerity is Roman. Once and twice I made the circuit of his walls in
+ silence, spying in every corner for some spark of merit; he, meanwhile,
+ following close at my heels, reading the verdict in my face with furtive
+ glances, presenting some fresh study for my inspection with undisguised
+ anxiety, and (after it had been silently weighed in the balances and found
+ wanting) whisking it away with an open gesture of despair. By the time the
+ second round was completed, we were both extremely depressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O!&rdquo; he groaned, breaking the long silence, &ldquo;it's quite
+ unnecessary you should speak!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you want me to be frank with you? I think you are wasting time,&rdquo;
+ said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't see any promise?&rdquo; he inquired, beguiled by some
+ return of hope, and turning upon me the embarrassing brightness of his
+ eye. &ldquo;Not in this still-life here, of the melon? One fellow thought
+ it good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the least I could do to give the melon a more particular
+ examination; which, when I had done, I could but shake my head. &ldquo;I
+ am truly sorry, Pinkerton,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;but I can't advise you to
+ persevere.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He seemed to recover his fortitude at the moment, rebounding from
+ disappointment like a man of india-rubber. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said he
+ stoutly, &ldquo;I don't know that I'm surprised. But I'll go on with the
+ course; and throw my whole soul into it, too. You mustn't think the time
+ is lost. It's all culture; it will help me to extend my relations when I
+ get back home; it may fit me for a position on one of the illustrateds;
+ and then I can always turn dealer,&rdquo; he said, uttering the monstrous
+ proposition, which was enough to shake the Latin Quarter to the dust, with
+ entire simplicity. &ldquo;It's all experience, besides;&rdquo; he
+ continued, &ldquo;and it seems to me there's a tendency to underrate
+ experience, both as net profit and investment. Never mind. That's done
+ with. But it took courage for you to say what you did, and I'll never
+ forget it. Here's my hand, Mr. Dodd. I'm not your equal in culture or
+ talent&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You know nothing about that,&rdquo; I interrupted. &ldquo;I have
+ seen your work, but you haven't seen mine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No more I have,&rdquo; he cried; &ldquo;and let's go see it at
+ once! But I know you are away up. I can feel it here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To say truth, I was almost ashamed to introduce him to my studio&mdash;my
+ work, whether absolutely good or bad, being so vastly superior to his. But
+ his spirits were now quite restored; and he amazed me, on the way, with
+ his light-hearted talk and new projects. So that I began at last to
+ understand how matters lay: that this was not an artist who had been
+ deprived of the practice of his single art; but only a business man of
+ very extended interests, informed (perhaps something of the most suddenly)
+ that one investment out of twenty had gone wrong.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a matter of fact besides (although I never suspected it) he was already
+ seeking consolation with another of the muses, and pleasing himself with
+ the notion that he would repay me for my sincerity, cement our friendship,
+ and (at one and the same blow) restore my estimation of his talents.
+ Several times already, when I had been speaking of myself, he had pulled
+ out a writing-pad and scribbled a brief note; and now, when we entered the
+ studio, I saw it in his hand again, and the pencil go to his mouth, as he
+ cast a comprehensive glance round the uncomfortable building.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you going to make a sketch of it?&rdquo; I could not help
+ asking, as I unveiled the Genius of Muskegon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, that's my secret,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Never you mind. A
+ mouse can help a lion.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He walked round my statue and had the design explained to him. I had
+ represented Muskegon as a young, almost a stripling, mother, with
+ something of an Indian type; the babe upon her knees was winged, to
+ indicate our soaring future; and her seat was a medley of sculptured
+ fragments, Greek, Roman, and Gothic, to remind us of the older worlds from
+ which we trace our generation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, does this satisfy you, Mr. Dodd?&rdquo; he inquired, as soon
+ as I had explained to him the main features of the design.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;the fellows seem to think it's not a
+ bad bonne femme for a beginner. I don't think it's entirely bad myself.
+ Here is the best point; it builds up best from here. No, it seems to me it
+ has a kind of merit,&rdquo; I admitted; &ldquo;but I mean to do better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, that's the word!&rdquo; cried Pinkerton. &ldquo;There's the
+ word I love!&rdquo; and he scribbled in his pad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What in creation ails you?&rdquo; I inquired. &ldquo;It's the most
+ commonplace expression in the English language.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better and better!&rdquo; chuckled Pinkerton. &ldquo;The
+ unconsciousness of genius. Lord, but this is coming in beautiful!&rdquo;
+ and he scribbled again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you're going to be fulsome,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I'll close the
+ place of entertainment.&rdquo; And I threatened to replace the veil upon
+ the Genius.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Don't be in a hurry. Give me a point
+ or two. Show me what's particularly good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I would rather you found that out for yourself,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The trouble is,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that I've never turned my
+ attention to sculpture, beyond, of course, admiring it, as everybody must
+ who has a soul. So do just be a good fellow, and explain to me what you
+ like in it, and what you tried for, and where the merit comes in. It'll be
+ all education for me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, in sculpture, you see, the first thing you have to consider
+ is the masses. It's, after all, a kind of architecture,&rdquo; I began,
+ and delivered a lecture on that branch of art, with illustrations from my
+ own masterpiece there present, all of which, if you don't mind, or whether
+ you mind or not, I mean to conscientiously omit. Pinkerton listened with a
+ fiery interest, questioned me with a certain uncultivated shrewdness, and
+ continued to scratch down notes, and tear fresh sheets from his pad. I
+ found it inspiring to have my words thus taken down like a professor's
+ lecture; and having had no previous experience of the press, I was unaware
+ that they were all being taken down wrong. For the same reason (incredible
+ as it must appear in an American) I never entertained the least suspicion
+ that they were destined to be dished up with a sauce of penny-a-lining
+ gossip; and myself, my person, and my works of art butchered to make a
+ holiday for the readers of a Sunday paper. Night had fallen over the
+ Genius of Muskegon before the issue of my theoretic eloquence was stayed,
+ nor did I separate from my new friend without an appointment for the
+ morrow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was indeed greatly taken with this first view of my countryman, and
+ continued, on further acquaintance, to be interested, amused, and
+ attracted by him in about equal proportions. I must not say he had a
+ fault, not only because my mouth is sealed by gratitude, but because those
+ he had sprang merely from his education, and you could see he had
+ cultivated and improved them like virtues. For all that, I can never deny
+ he was a troublous friend to me, and the trouble began early.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may have been a fortnight later that I divined the secret of the
+ writing-pad. My wretch (it leaked out) wrote letters for a paper in the
+ West, and had filled a part of one of them with descriptions of myself. I
+ pointed out to him that he had no right to do so without asking my
+ permission.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, this is just what I hoped!&rdquo; he exclaimed. &ldquo;I
+ thought you didn't seem to catch on; only it seemed too good to be true.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, my good fellow, you were bound to warn me,&rdquo; I objected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know it's generally considered etiquette,&rdquo; he admitted;
+ &ldquo;but between friends, and when it was only with a view of serving
+ you, I thought it wouldn't matter. I wanted it (if possible) to come on
+ you as a surprise; I wanted you just to waken, like Lord Byron, and find
+ the papers full of you. You must admit it was a natural thought. And no
+ man likes to boast of a favour beforehand.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, heavens and earth! how do you know I think it a favour?&rdquo;
+ I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He became immediately plunged in despair. &ldquo;You think it a liberty,&rdquo;
+ said he; &ldquo;I see that. I would rather have cut off my hand. I would
+ stop it now, only it's too late; it's published by now. And I wrote it
+ with so much pride and pleasure!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could think of nothing but how to console him. &ldquo;O, I daresay it's
+ all right,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I know you meant it kindly, and you would
+ be sure to do it in good taste.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That you may swear to,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;It's a pure, bright,
+ A number 1 paper; the St. Jo <i>Sunday Herald</i>. The idea of the series
+ was quite my own; I interviewed the editor, put it to him straight; the
+ freshness of the idea took him, and I walked out of that office with the
+ contract in my pocket, and did my first Paris letter that evening in Saint
+ Jo. The editor did no more than glance his eye down the headlines. 'You're
+ the man for us,' said he.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was certainly far from reassured by this sketch of the class of
+ literature in which I was to make my first appearance; but I said no more,
+ and possessed my soul in patience, until the day came when I received a
+ copy of a newspaper marked in the corner, &ldquo;Compliments of J.P.&rdquo;
+ I opened it with sensible shrinkings; and there, wedged between an account
+ of a prize-fight and a skittish article upon chiropody&mdash;think of
+ chiropody treated with a leer!&mdash;I came upon a column and a half in
+ which myself and my poor statue were embalmed. Like the editor with the
+ first of the series, I did but glance my eye down the head-lines and was
+ more than satisfied.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ ANOTHER OF PINKERTON'S SPICY CHATS.
+
+ ART PRACTITIONERS IN PARIS.
+
+ MUSKEGON'S COLUMNED CAPITOL.
+
+ SON OF MILLIONAIRE DODD,
+
+ PATRIOT AND ARTIST.
+
+ &ldquo;HE MEANS TO DO BETTER.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ In the body of the text, besides, my eye caught, as it passed, some deadly
+ expressions: &ldquo;Figure somewhat fleshy,&rdquo; &ldquo;bright,
+ intellectual smile,&rdquo; &ldquo;the unconsciousness of genius,&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;'Now, Mr. Dodd,' resumed the reporter, 'what would be your idea of
+ a distinctively American quality in sculpture?'&rdquo; It was true the
+ question had been asked; it was true, alas! that I had answered; and now
+ here was my reply, or some strange hash of it, gibbeted in the cold
+ publicity of type. I thanked God that my French fellow-students were
+ ignorant of English; but when I thought of the British&mdash;of Myner (for
+ instance) or the Stennises&mdash;I think I could have fallen on Pinkerton
+ and beat him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To divert my thoughts (if it were possible) from this calamity, I turned
+ to a letter from my father which had arrived by the same post. The
+ envelope contained a strip of newspaper-cutting; and my eye caught again,
+ &ldquo;Son of Millionaire Dodd&mdash;Figure somewhat fleshy,&rdquo; and
+ the rest of the degrading nonsense. What would my father think of it? I
+ wondered, and opened his manuscript. &ldquo;My dearest boy,&rdquo; it
+ began, &ldquo;I send you a cutting which has pleased me very much, from a
+ St. Joseph paper of high standing. At last you seem to be coming fairly to
+ the front; and I cannot but reflect with delight and gratitude how very
+ few youths of your age occupy nearly two columns of press-matter all to
+ themselves. I only wish your dear mother had been here to read it over my
+ shoulder; but we will hope she shares my grateful emotion in a better
+ place. Of course I have sent a copy to your grandfather and uncle in
+ Edinburgh; so you can keep the one I enclose. This Jim Pinkerton seems a
+ valuable acquaintance; he has certainly great talent; and it is a good
+ general rule to keep in with pressmen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hope it will be set down to the right side of my account, but I had no
+ sooner read these words, so touchingly silly, than my anger against
+ Pinkerton was swallowed up in gratitude. Of all the circumstances of my
+ career, my birth, perhaps, excepted, not one had given my poor father so
+ profound a pleasure as this article in the <i>Sunday Herald</i>. What a
+ fool, then, was I, to be lamenting! when I had at last, and for once, and
+ at the cost of only a few blushes, paid back a fraction of my debt of
+ gratitude. So that, when I next met Pinkerton, I took things very lightly;
+ my father was pleased, and thought the letter very clever, I told him; for
+ my own part, I had no taste for publicity: thought the public had no
+ concern with the artist, only with his art; and though I owned he had
+ handled it with great consideration, I should take it as a favour if he
+ never did it again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There it is,&rdquo; he said despondingly. &ldquo;I've hurt you. You
+ can't deceive me, Loudon. It's the want of tact, and it's incurable.&rdquo;
+ He sat down, and leaned his head upon his hand. &ldquo;I had no advantages
+ when I was young, you see,&rdquo; he added.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not in the least, my dear fellow,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Only the
+ next time you wish to do me a service, just speak about my work; leave my
+ wretched person out, and my still more wretched conversation; and above
+ all,&rdquo; I added, with an irrepressible shudder, &ldquo;don't tell them
+ how I said it! There's that phrase, now: 'With a proud, glad smile.' Who
+ cares whether I smiled or not?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, there now, Loudon, you're entirely wrong,&rdquo; he broke in.
+ &ldquo;That's what the public likes; that's the merit of the thing, the
+ literary value. It's to call up the scene before them; it's to enable the
+ humblest citizen to enjoy that afternoon the same as I did. Think what it
+ would have been to me when I was tramping around with my tin-types to find
+ a column and a half of real, cultured conversation&mdash;an artist, in his
+ studio abroad, talking of his art&mdash;and to know how he looked as he
+ did it, and what the room was like, and what he had for breakfast; and to
+ tell myself, eating tinned beans beside a creek, that if all went well,
+ the same sort of thing would, sooner or later, happen to myself: why,
+ Loudon, it would have been like a peephole into heaven!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, if it gives so much pleasure,&rdquo; I admitted, &ldquo;the
+ sufferers shouldn't complain. Only give the other fellows a turn.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The end of the matter was to bring myself and the journalist in a more
+ close relation. If I know anything at all of human nature&mdash;and the IF
+ is no mere figure of speech, but stands for honest doubt&mdash;no series
+ of benefits conferred, or even dangers shared, would have so rapidly
+ confirmed our friendship as this quarrel avoided, this fundamental
+ difference of taste and training accepted and condoned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IV. IN WHICH I EXPERIENCE EXTREMES OF FORTUNE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Whether it came from my training and repeated bankruptcy at the commercial
+ college, or by direct inheritance from old Loudon, the Edinburgh mason,
+ there can be no doubt about the fact that I was thrifty. Looking myself
+ impartially over, I believe that is my only manly virtue. During my first
+ two years in Paris I not only made it a point to keep well inside of my
+ allowance, but accumulated considerable savings in the bank. You will say,
+ with my masquerade of living as a penniless student, it must have been
+ easy to do so: I should have had no difficulty, however, in doing the
+ reverse. Indeed, it is wonderful I did not; and early in the third year,
+ or soon after I had known Pinkerton, a singular incident proved it to have
+ been equally wise. Quarter-day came, and brought no allowance. A letter of
+ remonstrance was despatched, and for the first time in my experience,
+ remained unanswered. A cablegram was more effectual; for it brought me at
+ least a promise of attention. &ldquo;Will write at once,&rdquo; my father
+ telegraphed; but I waited long for his letter. I was puzzled, angry, and
+ alarmed; but thanks to my previous thrift, I cannot say that I was ever
+ practically embarrassed. The embarrassment, the distress, the agony, were
+ all for my unhappy father at home in Muskegon, struggling for life and
+ fortune against untoward chances, returning at night from a day of
+ ill-starred shifts and ventures, to read and perhaps to weep over that
+ last harsh letter from his only child, to which he lacked the courage to
+ reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nearly three months after time, and when my economies were beginning to
+ run low, I received at last a letter with the customary bills of exchange.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dearest boy,&rdquo; it ran, &ldquo;I believe, in the press of
+ anxious business, your letters and even your allowance have been somewhile
+ neglected. You must try to forgive your poor old dad, for he has had a
+ trying time; and now when it is over, the doctor wants me to take my
+ shotgun and go to the Adirondacks for a change. You must not fancy I am
+ sick, only over-driven and under the weather. Many of our foremost
+ operators have gone down: John T. M'Brady skipped to Canada with a
+ trunkful of boodle; Billy Sandwith, Charlie Downs, Joe Kaiser, and many
+ others of our leading men in this city bit the dust. But Big-Head Dodd has
+ again weathered the blizzard, and I think I have fixed things so that we
+ may be richer than ever before autumn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now I will tell you, my dear, what I propose. You say you are well
+ advanced with your first statue; start in manfully and finish it, and if
+ your teacher&mdash;I can never remember how to spell his name&mdash;will
+ send me a certificate that it is up to market standard, you shall have ten
+ thousand dollars to do what you like with, either at home or in Paris. I
+ suggest, since you say the facilities for work are so much greater in that
+ city, you would do well to buy or build a little home; and the first thing
+ you know, your dad will be dropping in for a luncheon. Indeed, I would
+ come now, for I am beginning to grow old, and I long to see my dear boy;
+ but there are still some operations that want watching and nursing. Tell
+ your friend, Mr. Pinkerton, that I read his letters every week; and though
+ I have looked in vain lately for my Loudon's name, still I learn something
+ of the life he is leading in that strange, old world, depicted by an able
+ pen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here was a letter that no young man could possibly digest in solitude. It
+ marked one of those junctures when the confidant is necessary; and the
+ confidant selected was none other than Jim Pinkerton. My father's message
+ may have had an influence in this decision; but I scarce suppose so, for
+ the intimacy was already far advanced. I had a genuine and lively taste
+ for my compatriot; I laughed at, I scolded, and I loved him. He, upon his
+ side, paid me a kind of doglike service of admiration, gazing at me from
+ afar off as at one who had liberally enjoyed those &ldquo;advantages&rdquo;
+ which he envied for himself. He followed at heel; his laugh was ready
+ chorus; our friends gave him the nickname of &ldquo;The Henchman.&rdquo;
+ It was in this insidious form that servitude approached me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton and I read and re-read the famous news: he, I can swear, with an
+ enjoyment as unalloyed and far more vocal than my own. The statue was
+ nearly done: a few days' work sufficed to prepare it for exhibition; the
+ master was approached; he gave his consent; and one cloudless morning of
+ May beheld us gathered in my studio for the hour of trial. The master wore
+ his many-hued rosette; he came attended by two of my French fellow-pupils&mdash;friends
+ of mine and both considerable sculptors in Paris at this hour. &ldquo;Corporal
+ John&rdquo; (as we used to call him) breaking for once those habits of
+ study and reserve which have since carried him so high in the opinion of
+ the world, had left his easel of a morning to countenance a
+ fellow-countryman in some suspense. My dear old Romney was there by
+ particular request; for who that knew him would think a pleasure quite
+ complete unless he shared it, or not support a mortification more easily
+ if he were present to console? The party was completed by John Myner, the
+ Englishman; by the brothers Stennis,&mdash;Stennis-aine and Stennis-frere,
+ as they used to figure on their accounts at Barbizon&mdash;a pair of
+ hare-brained Scots; and by the inevitable Jim, as white as a sheet and
+ bedewed with the sweat of anxiety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I suppose I was little better myself when I unveiled the Genius of
+ Muskegon. The master walked about it seriously; then he smiled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is already not so bad,&rdquo; said he, in that funny English of
+ which he was so proud. &ldquo;No, already not so bad.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We all drew a deep breath of relief; and Corporal John (as the most
+ considerable junior present) explained to him it was intended for a public
+ building, a kind of prefecture&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He! Quoi?&rdquo; cried he, relapsing into French. &ldquo;Qu'est-ce
+ que vous me chantez la? O, in America,&rdquo; he added, on further
+ information being hastily furnished. &ldquo;That is anozer sing. O, very
+ good, very good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The idea of the required certificate had to be introduced to his mind in
+ the light of a pleasantry&mdash;the fancy of a nabob little more advanced
+ than the red Indians of &ldquo;Fennimore Cooperr&rdquo;; and it took all
+ our talents combined to conceive a form of words that would be acceptable
+ on both sides. One was found, however: Corporal John engrossed it in his
+ undecipherable hand, the master lent it the sanction of his name and
+ flourish, I slipped it into an envelope along with one of the two letters
+ I had ready prepared in my pocket, and as the rest of us moved off along
+ the boulevard to breakfast, Pinkerton was detached in a cab and duly
+ committed it to the post.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The breakfast was ordered at Lavenue's, where no one need be ashamed to
+ entertain even the master; the table was laid in the garden; I had chosen
+ the bill of fare myself; on the wine question we held a council of war
+ with the most fortunate results; and the talk, as soon as the master laid
+ aside his painful English, became fast and furious. There were a few
+ interruptions, indeed, in the way of toasts. The master's health had to be
+ drunk, and he responded in a little well-turned speech, full of neat
+ allusions to my future and to the United States; my health followed; and
+ then my father's must not only be proposed and drunk, but a full report
+ must be despatched to him at once by cablegram&mdash;an extravagance which
+ was almost the means of the master's dissolution. Choosing Corporal John
+ to be his confidant (on the ground, I presume, that he was already too
+ good an artist to be any longer an American except in name) he summed up
+ his amazement in one oft-repeated formula&mdash;&ldquo;C'est barbare!&rdquo;
+ Apart from these genial formalities, we talked, talked of art, and talked
+ of it as only artists can. Here in the South Seas we talk schooners most
+ of the time; in the Quarter we talked art with the like unflagging
+ interest, and perhaps as much result.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before very long, the master went away; Corporal John (who was already a
+ sort of young master) followed on his heels; and the rank and file were
+ naturally relieved by their departure. We were now among equals; the
+ bottle passed, the conversation sped. I think I can still hear the Stennis
+ brothers pour forth their copious tirades; Dijon, my portly French
+ fellow-student, drop witticisms well-conditioned like himself; and another
+ (who was weak in foreign languages) dash hotly into the current of talk
+ with some &ldquo;Je trove que pore oon sontimong de delicacy, Corot ...,&rdquo;
+ or some &ldquo;Pour moi Corot est le plou ...,&rdquo; and then, his little
+ raft of French foundering at once, scramble silently to shore again. He at
+ least could understand; but to Pinkerton, I think the noise, the wine, the
+ sun, the shadows of the leaves, and the esoteric glory of being seated at
+ a foreign festival, made up the whole available means of entertainment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We sat down about half past eleven; I suppose it was two when, some point
+ arising and some particular picture being instanced, an adjournment to the
+ Louvre was proposed. I paid the score, and in a moment we were trooping
+ down the Rue de Renne. It was smoking hot; Paris glittered with that
+ superficial brilliancy which is so agreeable to the man in high spirits,
+ and in moods of dejection so depressing; the wine sang in my ears, it
+ danced and brightened in my eyes. The pictures that we saw that afternoon,
+ as we sped briskly and loquaciously through the immortal galleries, appear
+ to me, upon a retrospect, the loveliest of all; the comments we exchanged
+ to have touched the highest mark of criticism, grave or gay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was only when we issued again from the museum that a difference of race
+ broke up the party. Dijon proposed an adjournment to a cafe, there to
+ finish the afternoon on beer; the elder Stennis, revolted at the thought,
+ moved for the country, a forest if possible, and a long walk. At once the
+ English speakers rallied to the name of any exercise: even to me, who have
+ been often twitted with my sedentary habits, the thought of country air
+ and stillness proved invincibly attractive. It appeared, upon
+ investigation, we had just time to hail a cab and catch one of the fast
+ trains for Fontainebleau. Beyond the clothes we stood in, all were
+ destitute of what is called (with dainty vagueness) personal effects; and
+ it was earnestly mooted, on the other side, whether we had not time to
+ call upon the way and pack a satchel? But the Stennis boys exclaimed upon
+ our effeminacy. They had come from London, it appeared, a week before with
+ nothing but greatcoats and tooth-brushes. No baggage&mdash;there was the
+ secret of existence. It was expensive, to be sure; for every time you had
+ to comb your hair, a barber must be paid, and every time you changed your
+ linen, one shirt must be bought and another thrown away; but anything was
+ better (argued these young gentlemen) than to be the slaves of haversacks.
+ &ldquo;A fellow has to get rid gradually of all material attachments; that
+ was manhood&rdquo; (said they); &ldquo;and as long as you were bound down
+ to anything,&mdash;house, umbrella, or portmanteau,&mdash;you were still
+ tethered by the umbilical cord.&rdquo; Something engaging in this theory
+ carried the most of us away. The two Frenchmen, indeed, retired, scoffing,
+ to their bock; and Romney, being too poor to join the excursion on his own
+ resources and too proud to borrow, melted unobtrusively away. Meanwhile
+ the remainder of the company crowded the benches of a cab; the horse was
+ urged (as horses have to be) by an appeal to the pocket of the driver; the
+ train caught by the inside of a minute; and in less than an hour and a
+ half we were breathing deep of the sweet air of the forest and stretching
+ our legs up the hill from Fontainebleau octroi, bound for Barbizon. That
+ the leading members of our party covered the distance in fifty-one minutes
+ and a half is (I believe) one of the historic landmarks of the colony; but
+ you will scarce be surprised to learn that I was somewhat in the rear.
+ Myner, a comparatively philosophic Briton, kept me company in my
+ deliberate advance; the glory of the sun's going down, the fall of the
+ long shadows, the inimitable scent and the inspiration of the woods,
+ attuned me more and more to walk in a silence which progressively infected
+ my companion; and I remember that, when at last he spoke, I was startled
+ from a deep abstraction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your father seems to be a pretty good kind of a father,&rdquo; said
+ he. &ldquo;Why don't he come to see you?&rdquo; I was ready with some
+ dozen of reasons, and had more in stock; but Myner, with that shrewdness
+ which made him feared and admired, suddenly fixed me with his eye-glass
+ and asked, &ldquo;Ever press him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The blood came in my face. No; I had never pressed him; I had never even
+ encouraged him to come. I was proud of him; proud of his handsome looks,
+ of his kind, gentle ways, of that bright face he could show when others
+ were happy; proud, too (meanly proud, if you like) of his great wealth and
+ startling liberalities. And yet he would have been in the way of my Paris
+ life, of much of which he would have disapproved. I had feared to expose
+ to criticism his innocent remarks on art; I had told myself, I had even
+ partly believed, he did not want to come; I had been (and still am)
+ convinced that he was sure to be unhappy out of Muskegon; in short, I had
+ a thousand reasons, good and bad, not all of which could alter one iota of
+ the fact that I knew he only waited for my invitation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you, Myner,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;you're a much better fellow
+ than ever I supposed. I'll write to-night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, you're a pretty decent sort yourself,&rdquo; returned Myner,
+ with more than his usual flippancy of manner, but (as I was gratefully
+ aware) not a trace of his occasional irony of meaning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, these were brave days, on which I could dwell forever. Brave, too,
+ were those that followed, when Pinkerton and I walked Paris and the
+ suburbs, viewing and pricing houses for my new establishment, or covered
+ ourselves with dust and returned laden with Chinese gods and brass
+ warming-pans from the dealers in antiquities. I found Pinkerton well up in
+ the situation of these establishments as well as in the current prices,
+ and with quite a smattering of critical judgment; it turned out he was
+ investing capital in pictures and curiosities for the States, and the
+ superficial thoroughness of the creature appeared in the fact, that
+ although he would never be a connoisseur, he was already something of an
+ expert. The things themselves left him as near as may be cold; but he had
+ a joy of his own in understanding how to buy and sell them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In such engagements the time passed until I might very well expect an
+ answer from my father. Two mails followed each other, and brought nothing.
+ By the third I received a long and almost incoherent letter of remorse,
+ encouragement, consolation, and despair. From this pitiful document, which
+ (with a movement of piety) I burned as soon as I had read it, I gathered
+ that the bubble of my father's wealth was burst, that he was now both
+ penniless and sick; and that I, so far from expecting ten thousand dollars
+ to throw away in juvenile extravagance, must look no longer for the
+ quarterly remittances on which I lived. My case was hard enough; but I had
+ sense enough to perceive, and decency enough to do my duty. I sold my
+ curiosities, or rather I sent Pinkerton to sell them; and he had
+ previously bought and now disposed of them so wisely that the loss was
+ trifling. This, with what remained of my last allowance, left me at the
+ head of no less than five thousand francs. Five hundred I reserved for my
+ own immediate necessities; the rest I mailed inside of the week to my
+ father at Muskegon, where they came in time to pay his funeral expenses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The news of his death was scarcely a surprise and scarce a grief to me. I
+ could not conceive my father a poor man. He had led too long a life of
+ thoughtless and generous profusion to endure the change; and though I
+ grieved for myself, I was able to rejoice that my father had been taken
+ from the battle. I grieved, I say, for myself; and it is probable there
+ were at the same date many thousands of persons grieving with less cause.
+ I had lost my father; I had lost the allowance; my whole fortune
+ (including what had been returned from Muskegon) scarce amounted to a
+ thousand francs; and to crown my sorrows, the statuary contract had
+ changed hands. The new contractor had a son of his own, or else a nephew;
+ and it was signified to me, with business-like plainness, that I must find
+ another market for my pigs. In the meanwhile I had given up my room, and
+ slept on a truckle-bed in the corner of the studio, where as I read myself
+ to sleep at night, and when I awoke in the morning, that now useless bulk,
+ the Genius of Muskegon, was ever present to my eyes. Poor stone lady! born
+ to be enthroned under the gilded, echoing dome of the new capitol, whither
+ was she now to drift? for what base purposes be ultimately broken up, like
+ an unseaworthy ship? and what should befall her ill-starred artificer,
+ standing, with his thousand francs, on the threshold of a life so hard as
+ that of the unbefriended sculptor?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a subject often and earnestly debated by myself and Pinkerton. In
+ his opinion, I should instantly discard my profession. &ldquo;Just drop
+ it, here and now,&rdquo; he would say. &ldquo;Come back home with me, and
+ let's throw our whole soul into business. I have the capital; you bring
+ the culture. Dodd &amp; Pinkerton&mdash;I never saw a better name for an
+ advertisement; and you can't think, Loudon, how much depends upon a name.&rdquo;
+ On my side, I would admit that a sculptor should possess one of three
+ things&mdash;capital, influence, or an energy only to be qualified as
+ hellish. The first two I had now lost; to the third I never had the
+ smallest claim; and yet I wanted the cowardice (or perhaps it was the
+ courage) to turn my back on my career without a fight. I told him,
+ besides, that however poor my chances were in sculpture, I was convinced
+ they were yet worse in business, for which I equally lacked taste and
+ aptitude. But upon this head, he was my father over again; assured me that
+ I spoke in ignorance; that any intelligent and cultured person was Bound
+ to succeed; that I must, besides, have inherited some of my father's
+ fitness; and, at any rate, that I had been regularly trained for that
+ career in the commercial college.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pinkerton,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;can't you understand that, as long
+ as I was there, I never took the smallest interest in any stricken thing?
+ The whole affair was poison to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's not possible,&rdquo; he would cry; &ldquo;it can't be; you
+ couldn't live in the midst of it and not feel the charm; with all your
+ poetry of soul, you couldn't help! Loudon,&rdquo; he would go on, &ldquo;you
+ drive me crazy. You expect a man to be all broken up about the sunset, and
+ not to care a dime for a place where fortunes are fought for and made and
+ lost all day; or for a career that consists in studying up life till you
+ have it at your finger-ends, spying out every cranny where you can get
+ your hand in and a dollar out, and standing there in the midst&mdash;one
+ foot on bankruptcy, the other on a borrowed dollar, and the whole thing
+ spinning round you like a mill&mdash;raking in the stamps, in spite of
+ fate and fortune.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this romance of dickering I would reply with the romance (which is also
+ the virtue) of art: reminding him of those examples of constancy through
+ many tribulations, with which the role of Apollo is illustrated; from the
+ case of Millet, to those of many of our friends and comrades, who had
+ chosen this agreeable mountain path through life, and were now bravely
+ clambering among rocks and brambles, penniless and hopeful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You will never understand it, Pinkerton,&rdquo; I would say.
+ &ldquo;You look to the result, you want to see some profit of your
+ endeavours: that is why you could never learn to paint, if you lived to be
+ Methusalem. The result is always a fizzle: the eyes of the artist are
+ turned in; he lives for a frame of mind. Look at Romney, now. There is the
+ nature of the artist. He hasn't a cent; and if you offered him to-morrow
+ the command of an army, or the presidentship of the United States, he
+ wouldn't take it, and you know he wouldn't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose not,&rdquo; Pinkerton would cry, scouring his hair with
+ both his hands; &ldquo;and I can't see why; I can't see what in fits he
+ would be after, not to; I don't seem to rise to these views. Of course,
+ it's the fault of not having had advantages in early life; but, Loudon,
+ I'm so miserably low that it seems to me silly. The fact is,&rdquo; he
+ might add with a smile, &ldquo;I don't seem to have the least use for a
+ frame of mind without square meals; and you can't get it out of my head
+ that it's a man's duty to die rich, if he can.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What for?&rdquo; I asked him once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, I don't know,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;Why in snakes should
+ anybody want to be a sculptor, if you come to that? I would love to sculp
+ myself. But what I can't see is why you should want to do nothing else. It
+ seems to argue a poverty of nature.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whether or not he ever came to understand me&mdash;and I have been so
+ tossed about since then that I am not very sure I understand myself&mdash;he
+ soon perceived that I was perfectly in earnest; and after about ten days
+ of argument, suddenly dropped the subject, and announced that he was
+ wasting capital, and must go home at once. No doubt he should have gone
+ long before, and had already lingered over his intended time for the sake
+ of our companionship and my misfortune; but man is so unjustly minded that
+ the very fact, which ought to have disarmed, only embittered my vexation.
+ I resented his departure in the light of a desertion; I would not say, but
+ doubtless I betrayed it; and something hang-dog in the man's face and
+ bearing led me to believe he was himself remorseful. It is certain at
+ least that, during the time of his preparations, we drew sensibly apart&mdash;a
+ circumstance that I recall with shame. On the last day, he had me to
+ dinner at a restaurant which he knew I had formerly frequented, and had
+ only forsworn of late from considerations of economy. He seemed ill at
+ ease; I was myself both sorry and sulky; and the meal passed with little
+ conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Loudon,&rdquo; said he, with a visible effort, after the
+ coffee was come and our pipes lighted, &ldquo;you can never understand the
+ gratitude and loyalty I bear you. You don't know what a boon it is to be
+ taken up by a man that stands on the pinnacle of civilization; you can't
+ think how it's refined and purified me, how it's appealed to my spiritual
+ nature; and I want to tell you that I would die at your door like a dog.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I don't know what answer I tried to make, but he cut me short.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let me say it out!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I revere you for your
+ whole-souled devotion to art; I can't rise to it, but there's a strain of
+ poetry in my nature, Loudon, that responds to it. I want you to carry it
+ out, and I mean to help you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pinkerton, what nonsense is this?&rdquo; I interrupted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now don't get mad, Loudon; this is a plain piece of business,&rdquo;
+ said he; &ldquo;it's done every day; it's even typical. How are all those
+ fellows over here in Paris, Henderson, Sumner, Long?&mdash;it's all the
+ same story: a young man just plum full of artistic genius on the one side,
+ a man of business on the other who doesn't know what to do with his
+ dollars&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, you fool, you're as poor as a rat,&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You wait till I get my irons in the fire!&rdquo; returned
+ Pinkerton. &ldquo;I'm bound to be rich; and I tell you I mean to have some
+ of the fun as I go along. Here's your first allowance; take it at the hand
+ of a friend; I'm one that holds friendship sacred as you do yourself. It's
+ only a hundred francs; you'll get the same every month, and as soon as my
+ business begins to expand we'll increase it to something fitting. And so
+ far from it's being a favour, just let me handle your statuary for the
+ American market, and I'll call it one of the smartest strokes of business
+ in my life.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It took me a long time, and it had cost us both much grateful and painful
+ emotion, before I had finally managed to refuse his offer and compounded
+ for a bottle of particular wine. He dropped the subject at last suddenly
+ with a &ldquo;Never mind; that's all done with,&rdquo; nor did he again
+ refer to the subject, though we passed together the rest of the afternoon,
+ and I accompanied him, on his departure; to the doors of the waiting-room
+ at St. Lazare. I felt myself strangely alone; a voice told me that I had
+ rejected both the counsels of wisdom and the helping hand of friendship;
+ and as I passed through the great bright city on my homeward way, I
+ measured it for the first time with the eye of an adversary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER V. IN WHICH I AM DOWN ON MY LUCK IN PARIS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In no part of the world is starvation an agreeable business; but I believe
+ it is admitted there is no worse place to starve in than this city of
+ Paris. The appearances of life are there so especially gay, it is so much
+ a magnified beer-garden, the houses are so ornate, the theatres so
+ numerous, the very pace of the vehicles is so brisk, that a man in any
+ deep concern of mind or pain of body is constantly driven in upon himself.
+ In his own eyes, he seems the one serious creature moving in a world of
+ horrible unreality; voluble people issuing from a cafe, the queue at
+ theatre doors, Sunday cabfuls of second-rate pleasure-seekers, the
+ bedizened ladies of the pavement, the show in the jewellers' windows&mdash;all
+ the familiar sights contributing to flout his own unhappiness, want, and
+ isolation. At the same time, if he be at all after my pattern, he is
+ perhaps supported by a childish satisfaction: this is life at last, he may
+ tell himself, this is the real thing; the bladders on which I was set
+ swimming are now empty, my own weight depends upon the ocean; by my own
+ exertions I must perish or succeed; and I am now enduring in the vivid
+ fact, what I so much delighted to read of in the case of Lonsteau or
+ Lucien, Rodolphe or Schaunard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the steps of my misery, I cannot tell at length. In ordinary times what
+ were politically called &ldquo;loans&rdquo; (although they were never
+ meant to be repaid) were matters of constant course among the students,
+ and many a man has partly lived on them for years. But my misfortune
+ befell me at an awkward juncture. Many of my friends were gone; others
+ were themselves in a precarious situation. Romney (for instance) was
+ reduced to tramping Paris in a pair of country sabots, his only suit of
+ clothes so imperfect (in spite of cunningly adjusted pins) that the
+ authorities at the Luxembourg suggested his withdrawal from the gallery.
+ Dijon, too, was on a leeshore, designing clocks and gas-brackets for a
+ dealer; and the most he could do was to offer me a corner of his studio
+ where I might work. My own studio (it will be gathered) I had by that time
+ lost; and in the course of my expulsion the Genius of Muskegon was finally
+ separated from her author. To continue to possess a full-sized statue, a
+ man must have a studio, a gallery, or at least the freedom of a back
+ garden. He cannot carry it about with him, like a satchel, in the bottom
+ of a cab, nor can he cohabit in a garret, ten by fifteen, with so
+ momentous a companion. It was my first idea to leave her behind at my
+ departure. There, in her birthplace, she might lend an inspiration,
+ methought, to my successor. But the proprietor, with whom I had unhappily
+ quarrelled, seized the occasion to be disagreeable, and called upon me to
+ remove my property. For a man in such straits as I now found myself, the
+ hire of a lorry was a consideration; and yet even that I could have faced,
+ if I had had anywhere to drive to after it was hired. Hysterical laughter
+ seized upon me as I beheld (in imagination) myself, the waggoner, and the
+ Genius of Muskegon, standing in the public view of Paris, without the
+ shadow of a destination; perhaps driving at last to the nearest rubbish
+ heap, and dumping there, among the ordures of a city, the beloved child of
+ my invention. From these extremities I was relieved by a seasonable offer,
+ and I parted from the Genius of Muskegon for thirty francs. Where she now
+ stands, under what name she is admired or criticised, history does not
+ inform us; but I like to think she may adorn the shrubbery of some
+ suburban tea-garden, where holiday shop-girls hang their hats upon the
+ mother, and their swains (by way of an approach of gallantry) identify the
+ winged infant with the god of love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a certain cabman's eating-house on the outer boulevard I got credit for
+ my midday meal. Supper I was supposed not to require, sitting down nightly
+ to the delicate table of some rich acquaintances. This arrangement was
+ extremely ill-considered. My fable, credible enough at first, and so long
+ as my clothes were in good order, must have seemed worse than doubtful
+ after my coat became frayed about the edges, and my boots began to squelch
+ and pipe along the restaurant floors. The allowance of one meal a day
+ besides, though suitable enough to the state of my finances, agreed poorly
+ with my stomach. The restaurant was a place I had often visited
+ experimentally, to taste the life of students then more unfortunate than
+ myself; and I had never in those days entered it without disgust, or left
+ it without nausea. It was strange to find myself sitting down with
+ avidity, rising up with satisfaction, and counting the hours that divided
+ me from my return to such a table. But hunger is a great magician; and so
+ soon as I had spent my ready cash, and could no longer fill up on bowls of
+ chocolate or hunks of bread, I must depend entirely on that cabman's
+ eating-house, and upon certain rare, long-expected, long-remembered
+ windfalls. Dijon (for instance) might get paid for some of his pot-boiling
+ work, or else an old friend would pass through Paris; and then I would be
+ entertained to a meal after my own soul, and contract a Latin Quarter
+ loan, which would keep me in tobacco and my morning coffee for a
+ fortnight. It might be thought the latter would appear the more important.
+ It might be supposed that a life, led so near the confines of actual
+ famine, should have dulled the nicety of my palate. On the contrary, the
+ poorer a man's diet, the more sharply is he set on dainties. The last of
+ my ready cash, about thirty francs, was deliberately squandered on a
+ single dinner; and a great part of my time when I was alone was passed
+ upon the details of imaginary feasts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One gleam of hope visited me&mdash;an order for a bust from a rich
+ Southerner. He was free-handed, jolly of speech, merry of countenance;
+ kept me in good humour through the sittings, and when they were over,
+ carried me off with him to dinner and the sights of Paris. I ate well; I
+ laid on flesh; by all accounts, I made a favourable likeness of the being,
+ and I confess I thought my future was assured. But when the bust was done,
+ and I had despatched it across the Atlantic, I could never so much as
+ learn of its arrival. The blow felled me; I should have lain down and
+ tried no stroke to right myself, had not the honour of my country been
+ involved. For Dijon improved the opportunity in the European style;
+ informing me (for the first time) of the manners of America: how it was a
+ den of banditti without the smallest rudiment of law or order, and debts
+ could be there only collected with a shotgun. &ldquo;The whole world knows
+ it,&rdquo; he would say; &ldquo;you are alone, mon petit Loudon, you are
+ alone to be in ignorance of these facts. The judges of the Supreme Court
+ fought but the other day with stilettos on the bench at Cincinnati. You
+ should read the little book of one of my friends: <i>Le Touriste dans le
+ Far-West</i>; you will see it all there in good French.&rdquo; At last,
+ incensed by days of such discussion, I undertook to prove to him the
+ contrary, and put the affair in the hands of my late father's lawyer. From
+ him I had the gratification of hearing, after a due interval, that my
+ debtor was dead of the yellow fever in Key West, and had left his affairs
+ in some confusion. I suppress his name; for though he treated me with
+ cruel nonchalance, it is probable he meant to deal fairly in the end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Soon after this a shade of change in my reception at the cabman's
+ eating-house marked the beginning of a new phase in my distress. The first
+ day, I told myself it was but fancy; the next, I made quite sure it was a
+ fact; the third, in mere panic I stayed away, and went for forty-eight
+ hours fasting. This was an act of great unreason; for the debtor who stays
+ away is but the more remarked, and the boarder who misses a meal is sure
+ to be accused of infidelity. On the fourth day, therefore, I returned,
+ inwardly quaking. The proprietor looked askance upon my entrance; the
+ waitresses (who were his daughters) neglected my wants and sniffed at the
+ affected joviality of my salutations; last and most plain, when I called
+ for a suisse (such as was being served to all the other diners) I was
+ bluntly told there were no more. It was obvious I was near the end of my
+ tether; one plank divided me from want, and now I felt it tremble. I
+ passed a sleepless night, and the first thing in the morning took my way
+ to Myner's studio. It was a step I had long meditated and long refrained
+ from; for I was scarce intimate with the Englishman; and though I knew him
+ to possess plenty of money, neither his manner nor his reputation were the
+ least encouraging to beggars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I found him at work on a picture, which I was able conscientiously to
+ praise, dressed in his usual tweeds, plain, but pretty fresh, and standing
+ out in disagreeable contrast to my own withered and degraded outfit. As we
+ talked, he continued to shift his eyes watchfully between his handiwork
+ and the fat model, who sat at the far end of the studio in a state of
+ nature, with one arm gallantly arched above her head. My errand would have
+ been difficult enough under the best of circumstances: placed between
+ Myner, immersed in his art, and the white, fat, naked female in a
+ ridiculous attitude, I found it quite impossible. Again and again I
+ attempted to approach the point, again and again fell back on
+ commendations of the picture; and it was not until the model had enjoyed
+ an interval of repose, during which she took the conversation in her own
+ hands and regaled us (in a soft, weak voice) with details as to her
+ husband's prosperity, her sister's lamented decline from the paths of
+ virtue, and the consequent wrath of her father, a peasant of stern
+ principles, in the vicinity of Chalons on the Marne;&mdash;it was not, I
+ say, until after this was over, and I had once more cleared my throat for
+ the attack, and once more dropped aside into some commonplace about the
+ picture, that Myner himself brought me suddenly and vigorously to the
+ point.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You didn't come here to talk this rot,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; I replied sullenly; &ldquo;I came to borrow money.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He painted awhile in silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think we were ever very intimate?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I can take my answer,&rdquo; and I
+ made as if to go, rage boiling in my heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course you can go if you like,&rdquo; said Myner; &ldquo;but I
+ advise you to stay and have it out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What more is there to say?&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;You don't want to
+ keep me here for a needless humiliation?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, Dodd, you must try and command your temper,&rdquo; said
+ he. &ldquo;This interview is of your own seeking, and not mine; if you
+ suppose it's not disagreeable to me, you're wrong; and if you think I will
+ give you money without knowing thoroughly about your prospects, you take
+ me for a fool. Besides,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;if you come to look at it,
+ you've got over the worst of it by now: you have done the asking, and you
+ have every reason to know I mean to refuse. I hold out no false hopes, but
+ it may be worth your while to let me judge.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus&mdash;I was going to say&mdash;encouraged, I stumbled through my
+ story; told him I had credit at the cabman's eating-house, but began to
+ think it was drawing to a close; how Dijon lent me a corner of his studio,
+ where I tried to model ornaments, figures for clocks, Time with the
+ scythe, Leda and the swan, musketeers for candlesticks, and other
+ kickshaws, which had never (up to that day) been honoured with the least
+ approval.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And your room?&rdquo; asked Myner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, my room is all right, I think,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;She is a
+ very good old lady, and has never even mentioned her bill.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Because she is a very good old lady, I don't see why she should be
+ fined,&rdquo; observed Myner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean by that?&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I mean this,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;The French give a great deal of
+ credit amongst themselves; they find it pays on the whole, or the system
+ would hardly be continued; but I can't see where WE come in; I can't see
+ that it's honest of us Anglo-Saxons to profit by their easy ways, and then
+ skip over the Channel or (as you Yankees do) across the Atlantic.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I'm not proposing to skip,&rdquo; I objected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Exactly,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;And shouldn't you? There's the
+ problem. You seem to me to have a lack of sympathy for the proprietors of
+ cabmen's eating-houses. By your own account you're not getting on: the
+ longer you stay, it'll only be the more out of the pocket of the dear old
+ lady at your lodgings. Now, I'll tell you what I'll do: if you consent to
+ go, I'll pay your passage to New York, and your railway fare and expenses
+ to Muskegon (if I have the name right) where your father lived, where he
+ must have left friends, and where, no doubt, you'll find an opening. I
+ don't seek any gratitude, for of course you'll think me a beast; but I do
+ ask you to pay it back when you are able. At any rate, that's all I can
+ do. It might be different if I thought you a genius, Dodd; but I don't,
+ and I advise you not to.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think that was uncalled for, at least,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I daresay it was,&rdquo; he returned, with the same steadiness.
+ &ldquo;It seemed to me pertinent; and, besides, when you ask me for money
+ upon no security, you treat me with the liberty of a friend, and it's to
+ be presumed that I can do the like. But the point is, do you accept?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, thank you,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;I have another string to my
+ bow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; says Myner. &ldquo;Be sure it's honest.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Honest? honest?&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;What do you mean by calling
+ my honesty in question?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I won't, if you don't like it,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;You seem
+ to think honesty as easy as Blind Man's Buff: I don't. It's some
+ difference of definition.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I went straight from this irritating interview, during which Myner had
+ never discontinued painting, to the studio of my old master. Only one card
+ remained for me to play, and I was now resolved to play it: I must drop
+ the gentleman and the frock-coat, and approach art in the workman's tunic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tiens, this little Dodd!&rdquo; cried the master; and then, as his
+ eye fell on my dilapidated clothing, I thought I could perceive his
+ countenance to darken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I made my plea in English; for I knew, if he were vain of anything, it was
+ of his achievement of the island tongue. &ldquo;Master,&rdquo; said I,
+ &ldquo;will you take me in your studio again? but this time as a workman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I sought your fazer was immensely reech,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I explained to him that I was now an orphan and penniless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He shook his head. &ldquo;I have betterr workmen waiting at my door,&rdquo;
+ said he, &ldquo;far betterr workmen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You used to think something of my work, sir,&rdquo; I pleaded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Somesing, somesing&mdash;yes!&rdquo; he cried; &ldquo;enough for a
+ son of a reech man&mdash;not enough for an orphan. Besides, I sought you
+ might learn to be an artist; I did not sink you might learn to be a
+ workman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On a certain bench on the outer boulevard, not far from the tomb of
+ Napoleon, a bench shaded at that date by a shabby tree, and commanding a
+ view of muddy roadway and blank wall, I sat down to wrestle with my
+ misery. The weather was cheerless and dark; in three days I had eaten but
+ once; I had no tobacco; my shoes were soaked, my trousers horrid with
+ mire; my humour and all the circumstances of the time and place
+ lugubriously attuned. Here were two men who had both spoken fairly of my
+ work while I was rich and wanted nothing; now that I was poor and lacked
+ all: &ldquo;no genius,&rdquo; said the one; &ldquo;not enough for an
+ orphan,&rdquo; the other; and the first offered me my passage like a
+ pauper immigrant, and the second refused me a day's wage as a hewer of
+ stone&mdash;plain dealing for an empty belly. They had not been insincere
+ in the past; they were not insincere to-day: change of circumstance had
+ introduced a new criterion: that was all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if I acquitted my two Job's comforters of insincerity, I was yet far
+ from admitting them infallible. Artists had been contemned before, and had
+ lived to turn the laugh on their contemners. How old was Corot before he
+ struck the vein of his own precious metal? When had a young man been more
+ derided (or more justly so) than the god of my admiration, Balzac? Or if I
+ required a bolder inspiration, what had I to do but turn my head to where
+ the gold dome of the Invalides glittered against inky squalls, and recall
+ the tale of him sleeping there: from the day when a young artillery-sub
+ could be giggled at and nicknamed Puss-in-Boots by frisky misses; on to
+ the days of so many crowns and so many victories, and so many hundred
+ mouths of cannon, and so many thousand war-hoofs trampling the roadways of
+ astonished Europe eighty miles in front of the grand army? To go back, to
+ give up, to proclaim myself a failure, an ambitious failure, first a
+ rocket, then a stick! I, Loudon Dodd, who had refused all other
+ livelihoods with scorn, and been advertised in the Saint Joseph <i>Sunday
+ Herald</i> as a patriot and an artist, to be returned upon my native
+ Muskegon like damaged goods, and go the circuit of my father's
+ acquaintance, cap in hand, and begging to sweep offices! No, by Napoleon!
+ I would die at my chosen trade; and the two who had that day flouted me
+ should live to envy my success, or to weep tears of unavailing penitence
+ behind my pauper coffin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meantime, if my courage was still undiminished, I was none the nearer to a
+ meal. At no great distance my cabman's eating-house stood, at the tail of
+ a muddy cab-rank, on the shores of a wide thoroughfare of mud, offering
+ (to fancy) a face of ambiguous invitation. I might be received, I might
+ once more fill my belly there; on the other hand, it was perhaps this day
+ the bolt was destined to fall, and I might be expelled instead, with
+ vulgar hubbub. It was policy to make the attempt, and I knew it was
+ policy; but I had already, in the course of that one morning, endured too
+ many affronts, and I felt I could rather starve than face another. I had
+ courage and to spare for the future, none left for that day; courage for
+ the main campaign, but not a spark of it for that preliminary skirmish of
+ the cabman's restaurant. I continued accordingly to sit upon my bench, not
+ far from the ashes of Napoleon, now drowsy, now light-headed, now in
+ complete mental obstruction, or only conscious of an animal pleasure in
+ quiescence; and now thinking, planning, and remembering with unexampled
+ clearness, telling myself tales of sudden wealth, and gustfully ordering
+ and greedily consuming imaginary meals: in the course of which I must have
+ dropped asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was towards dark that I was suddenly recalled to famine by a cold souse
+ of rain, and sprang shivering to my feet. For a moment I stood bewildered:
+ the whole train of my reasoning and dreaming passed afresh through my
+ mind; I was again tempted, drawn as if with cords, by the image of the
+ cabman's eating-house, and again recoiled from the possibility of insult.
+ &ldquo;Qui dort dine,&rdquo; thought I to myself; and took my homeward way
+ with wavering footsteps, through rainy streets in which the lamps and the
+ shop-windows now began to gleam; still marshalling imaginary dinners as I
+ went.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, Monsieur Dodd,&rdquo; said the porter, &ldquo;there has been a
+ registered letter for you. The facteur will bring it again to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A registered letter for me, who had been so long without one? Of what it
+ could possibly contain, I had no vestige of a guess; nor did I delay
+ myself guessing; far less from any conscious plan of dishonesty: the lies
+ flowed from me like a natural secretion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;my remittance at last! What a bother I
+ should have missed it! Can you lend me a hundred francs until to-morrow?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had never attempted to borrow from the porter till that moment: the
+ registered letter was, besides, my warranty; and he gave me what he had&mdash;three
+ napoleons and some francs in silver. I pocketed the money carelessly,
+ lingered a while chaffing, strolled leisurely to the door; and then (fast
+ as my trembling legs could carry me) round the corner to the Cafe de
+ Cluny. French waiters are deft and speedy; they were not deft enough for
+ me; and I had scarce decency to let the man set the wine upon the table or
+ put the butter alongside the bread, before my glass and my mouth were
+ filled. Exquisite bread of the Cafe Cluny, exquisite first glass of old
+ Pomard tingling to my wet feet, indescribable first olive culled from the
+ hors d'oeuvre&mdash;I suppose, when I come to lie dying, and the lamp
+ begins to grow dim, I shall still recall your savour. Over the rest of
+ that meal, and the rest of the evening, clouds lie thick; clouds perhaps
+ of Burgundy; perhaps, more properly, of famine and repletion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I remember clearly, at least, the shame, the despair, of the next morning,
+ when I reviewed what I had done, and how I had swindled the poor honest
+ porter; and, as if that were not enough, fairly burnt my ships, and
+ brought bankruptcy home to that last refuge, my garret. The porter would
+ expect his money; I could not pay him; here was scandal in the house; and
+ I knew right well the cause of scandal would have to pack. &ldquo;What do
+ you mean by calling my honesty in question?&rdquo; I had cried the day
+ before, turning upon Myner. Ah, that day before! the day before Waterloo,
+ the day before the Flood; the day before I had sold the roof over my head,
+ my future, and my self-respect, for a dinner at the Cafe Cluny!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the midst of these lamentations the famous registered letter came to my
+ door, with healing under its seals. It bore the postmark of San Francisco,
+ where Pinkerton was already struggling to the neck in multifarious
+ affairs: it renewed the offer of an allowance, which his improved estate
+ permitted him to announce at the figure of two hundred francs a month; and
+ in case I was in some immediate pinch, it enclosed an introductory draft
+ for forty dollars. There are a thousand excellent reasons why a man, in
+ this self-helpful epoch, should decline to be dependent on another; but
+ the most numerous and cogent considerations all bow to a necessity as
+ stern as mine; and the banks were scarce open ere the draft was cashed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was early in December that I thus sold myself into slavery; and for six
+ months I dragged a slowly lengthening chain of gratitude and uneasiness.
+ At the cost of some debt I managed to excel myself and eclipse the Genius
+ of Muskegon, in a small but highly patriotic Standard Bearer for the
+ Salon; whither it was duly admitted, where it stood the proper length of
+ days entirely unremarked, and whence it came back to me as patriotic as
+ before. I threw my whole soul (as Pinkerton would have phrased it) into
+ clocks and candlesticks; the devil a candlestick-maker would have anything
+ to say to my designs. Even when Dijon, with his infinite good humour and
+ infinite scorn for all such journey-work, consented to peddle them in
+ indiscriminately with his own, the dealers still detected and rejected
+ mine. Home they returned to me, true as the Standard Bearer; who now, at
+ the head of quite a regiment of lesser idols, began to grow an eyesore in
+ the scanty studio of my friend. Dijon and I have sat by the hour, and
+ gazed upon that company of images. The severe, the frisky, the classical,
+ the Louis Quinze, were there&mdash;from Joan of Arc in her soldierly
+ cuirass to Leda with the swan; nay, and God forgive me for a man that knew
+ better! the humorous was represented also. We sat and gazed, I say; we
+ criticised, we turned them hither and thither; even upon the closest
+ inspection they looked quite like statuettes; and yet nobody would have a
+ gift of them!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man: but about
+ the sixth month, when I already owed near two hundred dollars to
+ Pinkerton, and half as much again in debts scattered about Paris, I awoke
+ one morning with a horrid sentiment of oppression, and found I was alone:
+ my vanity had breathed her last during the night. I dared not plunge
+ deeper in the bog; I saw no hope in my poor statuary; I owned myself
+ beaten at last; and sitting down in my nightshirt beside the window,
+ whence I had a glimpse of the tree-tops at the corner of the boulevard,
+ and where the music of its early traffic fell agreeably upon my ear, I
+ penned my farewell to Paris, to art, to my whole past life, and my whole
+ former self. &ldquo;I give in,&rdquo; I wrote. &ldquo;When the next
+ allowance arrives, I shall go straight out West, where you can do what you
+ like with me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is to be understood that Pinkerton had been, in a sense, pressing me to
+ come from the beginning; depicting his isolation among new acquaintances,
+ &ldquo;who have none of them your culture,&rdquo; he wrote; expressing his
+ friendship in terms so warm that it sometimes embarrassed me to think how
+ poorly I could echo them; dwelling upon his need for assistance; and the
+ next moment turning about to commend my resolution and press me to remain
+ in Paris. &ldquo;Only remember, Loudon,&rdquo; he would write, &ldquo;if
+ you ever DO tire of it, there's plenty of work here for you&mdash;honest,
+ hard, well-paid work, developing the resources of this practically virgin
+ State. And of course I needn't say what a pleasure it would be to me if we
+ were going at it SHOULDER TO SHOULDER.&rdquo; I marvel (looking back) that
+ I could so long have resisted these appeals, and continue to sink my
+ friend's money in a manner that I knew him to dislike. At least, when I
+ did awake to any sense of my position, I awoke to it entirely; and
+ determined not only to follow his counsel for the future, but even as
+ regards the past, to rectify his losses. For in this juncture of affairs I
+ called to mind that I was not without a possible resource, and resolved,
+ at whatever cost of mortification, to beard the Loudon family in their
+ historic city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the excellent Scots' phrase, I made a moonlight flitting, a thing never
+ dignified, but in my case unusually easy. As I had scarce a pair of boots
+ worth portage, I deserted the whole of my effects without a pang. Dijon
+ fell heir to Joan of Arc, the Standard Bearer, and the Musketeers. He was
+ present when I bought and frugally stocked my new portmanteau; and it was
+ at the door of the trunk shop that I took my leave of him, for my last few
+ hours in Paris must be spent alone. It was alone (and at a far higher
+ figure than my finances warranted) that I discussed my dinner; alone that
+ I took my ticket at Saint Lazare; all alone, though in a carriage full of
+ people, that I watched the moon shine on the Seine flood with its tufted
+ islets, on Rouen with her spires, and on the shipping in the harbour of
+ Dieppe. When the first light of the morning called me from troubled
+ slumbers on the deck, I beheld the dawn at first with pleasure; I watched
+ with pleasure the green shores of England rising out of rosy haze; I took
+ the salt air with delight into my nostrils; and then all came back to me;
+ that I was no longer an artist, no longer myself; that I was leaving all I
+ cared for, and returning to all that I detested, the slave of debt and
+ gratitude, a public and a branded failure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From this picture of my own disgrace and wretchedness, it is not wonderful
+ if my mind turned with relief to the thought of Pinkerton, waiting for me,
+ as I knew, with unwearied affection, and regarding me with a respect that
+ I had never deserved, and might therefore fairly hope that I should never
+ forfeit. The inequality of our relation struck me rudely. I must have been
+ stupid, indeed, if I could have considered the history of that friendship
+ without shame&mdash;I, who had given so little, who had accepted and
+ profited by so much. I had the whole day before me in London, and I
+ determined (at least in words) to set the balance somewhat straighter.
+ Seated in the corner of a public place, and calling for sheet after sheet
+ of paper, I poured forth the expression of my gratitude, my penitence for
+ the past, my resolutions for the future. Till now, I told him, my course
+ had been mere selfishness. I had been selfish to my father and to my
+ friend, taking their help, and denying them (which was all they asked) the
+ poor gratification of my company and countenance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wonderful are the consolations of literature! As soon as that letter was
+ written and posted, the consciousness of virtue glowed in my veins like
+ some rare vintage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VI. IN WHICH I GO WEST.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I reached my uncle's door next morning in time to sit down with the family
+ to breakfast. More than three years had intervened almost without mutation
+ in that stationary household, since I had sat there first, a young
+ American freshman, bewildered among unfamiliar dainties, Finnan haddock,
+ kippered salmon, baps and mutton ham, and had wearied my mind in vain to
+ guess what should be under the tea-cosey. If there were any change at all,
+ it seemed that I had risen in the family esteem. My father's death once
+ fittingly referred to, with a ceremonial lengthening of Scotch upper lips
+ and wagging of the female head, the party launched at once (God help me)
+ into the more cheerful topic of my own successes. They had been so pleased
+ to hear such good accounts of me; I was quite a great man now; where was
+ that beautiful statue of the Genius of Something or other? &ldquo;You
+ haven't it here? not here? Really?&rdquo; asks the sprightliest of my
+ cousins, shaking curls at me; as though it were likely I had brought it in
+ a cab, or kept it concealed about my person like a birthday surprise. In
+ the bosom of this family, unaccustomed to the tropical nonsense of the
+ West, it became plain the <i>Sunday Herald</i> and poor, blethering
+ Pinkerton had been accepted for their face. It is not possible to invent a
+ circumstance that could have more depressed me; and I am conscious that I
+ behaved all through that breakfast like a whipt schoolboy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length, the meal and family prayers being both happily over, I
+ requested the favour of an interview with Uncle Adam on &ldquo;the state
+ of my affairs.&rdquo; At sound of this ominous expression, the good man's
+ face conspicuously lengthened; and when my grandfather, having had the
+ proposition repeated to him (for he was hard of hearing) announced his
+ intention of being present at the interview, I could not but think that
+ Uncle Adam's sorrow kindled into momentary irritation. Nothing, however,
+ but the usual grim cordiality appeared upon the surface; and we all three
+ passed ceremoniously to the adjoining library, a gloomy theatre for a
+ depressing piece of business. My grandfather charged a clay pipe, and sat
+ tremulously smoking in a corner of the fireless chimney; behind him,
+ although the morning was both chill and dark, the window was partly open
+ and the blind partly down: I cannot depict what an air he had of being out
+ of place, like a man shipwrecked there. Uncle Adam had his station at the
+ business table in the midst. Valuable rows of books looked down upon the
+ place of torture; and I could hear sparrows chirping in the garden, and my
+ sprightly cousin already banging the piano and pouring forth an acid
+ stream of song from the drawing-room overhead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was in these circumstances that, with all brevity of speech and a
+ certain boyish sullenness of manner, looking the while upon the floor, I
+ informed my relatives of my financial situation: the amount I owed
+ Pinkerton; the hopelessness of any maintenance from sculpture; the career
+ offered me in the States; and how, before becoming more beholden to a
+ stranger, I had judged it right to lay the case before my family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am only sorry you did not come to me at first,&rdquo; said Uncle
+ Adam. &ldquo;I take the liberty to say it would have been more decent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think so too, Uncle Adam,&rdquo; I replied; &ldquo;but you must
+ bear in mind I was ignorant in what light you might regard my application.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I hope I would never turn my back on my own flesh and blood,&rdquo;
+ he returned with emphasis; but to my anxious ear, with more of temper than
+ affection. &ldquo;I could never forget you were my sister's son. I regard
+ this as a manifest duty. I have no choice but to accept the entire
+ responsibility of the position you have made.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I did not know what else to do but murmur &ldquo;thank you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he pursued, &ldquo;and there is something providential
+ in the circumstance that you come at the right time. In my old firm there
+ is a vacancy; they call themselves Italian Warehousemen now,&rdquo; he
+ continued, regarding me with a twinkle of humour; &ldquo;so you may think
+ yourself in luck: we were only grocers in my day. I shall place you there
+ to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stop a moment, Uncle Adam,&rdquo; I broke in. &ldquo;This is not at
+ all what I am asking. I ask you to pay Pinkerton, who is a poor man. I ask
+ you to clear my feet of debt, not to arrange my life or any part of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I wished to be harsh, I might remind you that beggars cannot be
+ choosers,&rdquo; said my uncle; &ldquo;and as to managing your life, you
+ have tried your own way already, and you see what you have made of it. You
+ must now accept the guidance of those older and (whatever you may think of
+ it) wiser than yourself. All these schemes of your friend (of whom I know
+ nothing, by the by) and talk of openings in the West, I simply disregard.
+ I have no idea whatever of your going trekking across a continent on a
+ wild-goose chase. In this situation, which I am fortunately able to place
+ at your disposal, and which many a well-conducted young man would be glad
+ to jump at, you will receive, to begin with, eighteen shillings a week.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Eighteen shillings a week!&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;Why, my poor
+ friend gave me more than that for nothing!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I think it is this very friend you are now trying to repay?&rdquo;
+ observed my uncle, with an air of one advancing a strong argument.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aadam!&rdquo; said my grandfather.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm vexed you should be present at this business,&rdquo; quoth
+ Uncle Adam, swinging rather obsequiously towards the stonemason; &ldquo;but
+ I must remind you it is of your own seeking.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aadam!&rdquo; repeated the old man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, sir, I am listening,&rdquo; says my uncle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My grandfather took a puff or two in silence; and then, &ldquo;Ye're
+ makin' an awfu' poor appearance, Aadam,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My uncle visibly reared at the affront. &ldquo;I'm sorry you should think
+ so,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;and still more sorry you should say so before
+ present company.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A believe that; A ken that, Aadam,&rdquo; returned old Loudon,
+ dryly; &ldquo;and the curiis thing is, I'm no very carin'. See here, ma
+ man,&rdquo; he continued, addressing himself to me. &ldquo;A'm your
+ grandfaither, amn't I not? Never you mind what Aadam says. A'll see
+ justice din ye. A'm rich.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Father,&rdquo; said Uncle Adam, &ldquo;I would like one word with
+ you in private.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I rose to go.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Set down upon your hinderlands,&rdquo; cried my grandfather, almost
+ savagely. &ldquo;If Aadam has anything to say, let him say it. It's me
+ that has the money here; and by Gravy! I'm goin' to be obeyed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon this scurvy encouragement, it appeared that my uncle had no remark to
+ offer: twice challenged to &ldquo;speak out and be done with it,&rdquo; he
+ twice sullenly declined; and I may mention that about this period of the
+ engagement, I began to be sorry for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See here, then, Jeannie's yin!&rdquo; resumed my grandfather.
+ &ldquo;A'm goin' to give ye a set-off. Your mither was always my fav'rite,
+ for A never could agree with Aadam. A like ye fine yoursel'; there's nae
+ noansense aboot ye; ye've a fine nayteral idee of builder's work; ye've
+ been to France, where they tell me they're grand at the stuccy. A splendid
+ thing for ceilin's, the stuccy! and it's a vailyable disguise, too; A
+ don't believe there's a builder in Scotland has used more stuccy than me.
+ But as A was sayin', if ye'll follie that trade, with the capital that A'm
+ goin' to give ye, ye may live yet to be as rich as mysel'. Ye see, ye
+ would have always had a share of it when A was gone; it appears ye're
+ needin' it now; well, ye'll get the less, as is only just and proper.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Adam cleared his throat. &ldquo;This is very handsome, father,&rdquo;
+ said he; &ldquo;and I am sure Loudon feels it so. Very handsome, and as
+ you say, very just; but will you allow me to say that it had better,
+ perhaps, be put in black and white?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The enmity always smouldering between the two men at this ill-judged
+ interruption almost burst in flame. The stonemason turned upon his
+ offspring, his long upper lip pulled down, for all the world, like a
+ monkey's. He stared a while in virulent silence; and then &ldquo;Get
+ Gregg!&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The effect of these words was very visible. &ldquo;He will be gone to his
+ office,&rdquo; stammered my uncle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Get Gregg!&rdquo; repeated my grandfather.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I tell you, he will be gone to his office,&rdquo; reiterated Adam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I tell ye, he's takin' his smoke,&rdquo; retorted the old man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well, then,&rdquo; cried my uncle, getting to his feet with
+ some alacrity, as upon a sudden change of thought, &ldquo;I will get him
+ myself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ye will not!&rdquo; cried my grandfather. &ldquo;Ye will sit there
+ upon your hinderland.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then how the devil am I to get him?&rdquo; my uncle broke forth,
+ with not unnatural petulance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My grandfather (having no possible answer) grinned at his son with the
+ malice of a schoolboy; then he rang the bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take the garden key,&rdquo; said Uncle Adam to the servant; &ldquo;go
+ over to the garden, and if Mr. Gregg the lawyer is there (he generally
+ sits under the red hawthorn), give him old Mr. Loudon's compliments, and
+ will he step in here for a moment?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Gregg the lawyer!&rdquo; At once I understood (what had been
+ puzzling me) the significance of my grandfather and the alarm of my poor
+ uncle: the stonemason's will, it was supposed, hung trembling in the
+ balance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, grandfather,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;I didn't want any of
+ this. All I wanted was a loan of (say) two hundred pounds. I can take care
+ of myself; I have prospects and opportunities, good friends in the States&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old man waved me down. &ldquo;It's me that speaks here,&rdquo; he said
+ curtly; and we waited the coming of the lawyer in a triple silence. He
+ appeared at last, the maid ushering him in&mdash;a spectacled, dry, but
+ not ungenial looking man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, Gregg,&rdquo; cried my grandfather. &ldquo;Just a question:
+ What has Aadam got to do with my will?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm afraid I don't quite understand,&rdquo; said the lawyer,
+ staring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What has he got to do with it?&rdquo; repeated the old man, smiting
+ with his fist upon the arm of his chair. &ldquo;Is my money mine's, or is
+ it Aadam's? Can Aadam interfere?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, I see,&rdquo; said Mr. Gregg. &ldquo;Certainly not. On the
+ marriage of both of your children a certain sum was paid down and accepted
+ in full of legitim. You have surely not forgotten the circumstance, Mr.
+ Loudon?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So that, if I like,&rdquo; concluded my grandfather, hammering out
+ his words, &ldquo;I can leave every doit I die possessed of to the Great
+ Magunn?&rdquo;&mdash;meaning probably the Great Mogul.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt of it,&rdquo; replied Gregg, with a shadow of a smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ye hear that, Aadam?&rdquo; asked my grandfather.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I may be allowed to say I had no need to hear it,&rdquo; said my
+ uncle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; says my grandfather. &ldquo;You and Jeannie's yin
+ can go for a bit walk. Me and Gregg has business.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When once I was in the hall alone with Uncle Adam, I turned to him, sick
+ at heart. &ldquo;Uncle Adam,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;you can understand,
+ better than I can say, how very painful all this is to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I am sorry you have seen your grandfather in so unamiable a
+ light,&rdquo; replied this extraordinary man. &ldquo;You shouldn't allow
+ it to affect your mind though. He has sterling qualities, quite an
+ extraordinary character; and I have no fear but he means to behave
+ handsomely to you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His composure was beyond my imitation: the house could not contain me, nor
+ could I even promise to return to it: in concession to which weakness, it
+ was agreed that I should call in about an hour at the office of the
+ lawyer, whom (as he left the library) Uncle Adam should waylay and inform
+ of the arrangement. I suppose there was never a more topsy-turvy
+ situation: you would have thought it was I who had suffered some rebuff,
+ and that iron-sided Adam was a generous conqueror who scorned to take
+ advantage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was plain enough that I was to be endowed: to what extent and upon what
+ conditions I was now left for an hour to meditate in the wide and solitary
+ thoroughfares of the new town, taking counsel with street-corner statues
+ of George IV. and William Pitt, improving my mind with the pictures in the
+ window of a music-shop, and renewing my acquaintance with Edinburgh east
+ wind. By the end of the hour I made my way to Mr. Gregg's office, where I
+ was placed, with a few appropriate words, in possession of a cheque for
+ two thousand pounds and a small parcel of architectural works.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Loudon bids me add,&rdquo; continued the lawyer, consulting a
+ little sheet of notes, &ldquo;that although these volumes are very
+ valuable to the practical builder, you must be careful not to lose
+ originality. He tells you also not to be 'hadden doun'&mdash;his own
+ expression&mdash;by the theory of strains, and that Portland cement,
+ properly sanded, will go a long way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I smiled, and remarked that I supposed it would.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I once lived in one of my excellent client's houses,&rdquo;
+ observed the lawyer; &ldquo;and I was tempted, in that case, to think it
+ had gone far enough.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Under these circumstances, sir,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;you will be
+ rather relieved to hear that I have no intention of becoming a builder.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this, he fairly laughed; and, the ice being broken, I was able to
+ consult him as to my conduct. He insisted I must return to the house, at
+ least, for luncheon, and one of my walks with Mr. Loudon. &ldquo;For the
+ evening, I will furnish you with an excuse, if you please,&rdquo; said he,
+ &ldquo;by asking you to a bachelor dinner with myself. But the luncheon
+ and the walk are unavoidable. He is an old man, and, I believe, really
+ fond of you; he would naturally feel aggrieved if there were any
+ appearance of avoiding him; and as for Mr. Adam, do you know, I think your
+ delicacy out of place.... And now, Mr. Dodd, what are you to do with this
+ money?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ay, there was the question. With two thousand pounds&mdash;fifty thousand
+ francs&mdash;I might return to Paris and the arts, and be a prince and
+ millionaire in that thrifty Latin Quarter. I think I had the grace, with
+ one corner of my mind, to be glad that I had sent the London letter: I
+ know very well that with the rest and worst of me, I repented bitterly of
+ that precipitate act. On one point, however, my whole multiplex estate of
+ man was unanimous: the letter being gone, there was no help but I must
+ follow. The money was accordingly divided in two unequal shares: for the
+ first, Mr. Gregg got me a bill in the name of Dijon to meet my liabilities
+ in Paris; for the second, as I had already cash in hand for the expenses
+ of my journey, he supplied me with drafts on San Francisco.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rest of my business in Edinburgh, not to dwell on a very agreeable
+ dinner with the lawyer or the horrors of the family luncheon, took the
+ form of an excursion with the stonemason, who led me this time to no
+ suburb or work of his old hands, but with an impulse both natural and
+ pretty, to that more enduring home which he had chosen for his clay. It
+ was in a cemetery, by some strange chance, immured within the bulwarks of
+ a prison; standing, besides, on the margin of a cliff, crowded with
+ elderly stone memorials, and green with turf and ivy. The east wind (which
+ I thought too harsh for the old man) continually shook the boughs, and the
+ thin sun of a Scottish summer drew their dancing shadows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wanted ye to see the place,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Yon's the
+ stane. Euphemia Ross: that was my goodwife, your grandmither&mdash;hoots!
+ I'm wrong; that was my first yin; I had no bairns by her;&mdash;yours is
+ the second, Mary Murray, Born 1819, Died 1850: that's her&mdash;a fine,
+ plain, decent sort of a creature, tak' her athegether. Alexander Loudon,
+ Born Seventeen Ninety-Twa, Died&mdash;and then a hole in the ballant:
+ that's me. Alexander's my name. They ca'd me Ecky when I was a boy. Eh,
+ Ecky! ye're an awfu' auld man!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had a second and sadder experience of graveyards at my next
+ alighting-place, the city of Muskegon, now rendered conspicuous by the
+ dome of the new capitol encaged in scaffolding. It was late in the
+ afternoon when I arrived, and raining; and as I walked in great streets,
+ of the very name of which I was quite ignorant&mdash;double, treble, and
+ quadruple lines of horse-cars jingling by&mdash;hundred-fold wires of
+ telegraph and telephone matting heaven above my head&mdash;huge, staring
+ houses, garish and gloomy, flanking me from either hand&mdash;the thought
+ of the Rue Racine, ay, and of the cabman's eating-house, brought tears to
+ my eyes. The whole monotonous Babel had grown, or I should rather say
+ swelled, with such a leap since my departure, that I must continually
+ inquire my way; and the very cemetery was brand new. Death, however, had
+ been active; the graves were already numerous, and I must pick my way in
+ the rain, among the tawdry sepulchres of millionnaires, and past the plain
+ black crosses of Hungarian labourers, till chance or instinct led me to
+ the place that was my father's. The stone had been erected (I knew
+ already) &ldquo;by admiring friends&rdquo;; I could now judge their taste
+ in monuments; their taste in literature, methought, I could imagine, and I
+ refrained from drawing near enough to read the terms of the inscription.
+ But the name was in larger letters and stared at me&mdash;JAMES K. DODD.
+ What a singular thing is a name, I thought; how it clings to a man, and
+ continually misrepresents, and then survives him; and it flashed across my
+ mind, with a mixture of regret and bitter mirth, that I had never known,
+ and now probably never should know, what the K had represented. King,
+ Kilter, Kay, Kaiser, I went, running over names at random, and then
+ stumbled with ludicrous misspelling on Kornelius, and had nearly laughed
+ aloud. I have never been more childish; I suppose (although the deeper
+ voices of my nature seemed all dumb) because I have never been more moved.
+ And at this last incongruous antic of my nerves, I was seized with a panic
+ of remorse and fled the cemetery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scarce less funereal was the rest of my experience in Muskegon, where,
+ nevertheless, I lingered, visiting my father's circle, for some days. It
+ was in piety to him I lingered; and I might have spared myself the pain.
+ His memory was already quite gone out. For his sake, indeed, I was made
+ welcome; and for mine the conversation rolled awhile with laborious effort
+ on the virtues of the deceased. His former comrades dwelt, in my company,
+ upon his business talents or his generosity for public purposes; when my
+ back was turned, they remembered him no more. My father had loved me; I
+ had left him alone to live and die among the indifferent; now I returned
+ to find him dead and buried and forgotten. Unavailing penitence translated
+ itself in my thoughts to fresh resolve. There was another poor soul who
+ loved me: Pinkerton. I must not be guilty twice of the same error.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A week perhaps had been thus wasted, nor had I prepared my friend for the
+ delay. Accordingly, when I had changed trains at Council Bluffs, I was
+ aware of a man appearing at the end of the car with a telegram in his hand
+ and inquiring whether there were any one aboard &ldquo;of the name of
+ LONDON Dodd?&rdquo; I thought the name near enough, claimed the despatch,
+ and found it was from Pinkerton: &ldquo;What day do you arrive? Awfully
+ important.&rdquo; I sent him an answer giving day and hour, and at Ogden
+ found a fresh despatch awaiting me: &ldquo;That will do. Unspeakable
+ relief. Meet you at Sacramento.&rdquo; In Paris days I had a private name
+ for Pinkerton: &ldquo;The Irrepressible&rdquo; was what I had called him
+ in hours of bitterness, and the name rose once more on my lips. What
+ mischief was he up to now? What new bowl was my benignant monster brewing
+ for his Frankenstein? In what new imbroglio should I alight on the Pacific
+ coast? My trust in the man was entire, and my distrust perfect. I knew he
+ would never mean amiss; but I was convinced he would almost never (in my
+ sense) do aright.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I suppose these vague anticipations added a shade of gloom to that already
+ gloomy place of travel: Nebraska, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, scowled in my
+ face at least, and seemed to point me back again to that other native land
+ of mine, the Latin Quarter. But when the Sierras had been climbed, and the
+ train, after so long beating and panting, stretched itself upon the
+ downward track&mdash;when I beheld that vast extent of prosperous country
+ rolling seaward from the woods and the blue mountains, that illimitable
+ spread of rippling corn, the trees growing and blowing in the merry
+ weather, the country boys thronging aboard the train with figs and
+ peaches, and the conductors, and the very darky stewards, visibly exulting
+ in the change&mdash;up went my soul like a balloon; Care fell from his
+ perch upon my shoulders; and when I spied my Pinkerton among the crowd at
+ Sacramento, I thought of nothing but to shout and wave for him, and grasp
+ him by the hand, like what he was&mdash;my dearest friend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O Loudon!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Man, how I've pined for you! And
+ you haven't come an hour too soon. You're known here and waited for; I've
+ been booming you already; you're billed for a lecture to-morrow night: <i>Student
+ Life in Paris, Grave and Gay</i>: twelve hundred places booked at the last
+ stock! Tut, man, you're looking thin! Here, try a drop of this.&rdquo; And
+ he produced a case bottle, staringly labelled PINKERTON'S THIRTEEN STAR
+ GOLDEN STATE BRANDY, WARRANTED ENTIRE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God bless me!&rdquo; said I, gasping and winking after my first
+ plunge into this fiery fluid. &ldquo;And what does 'Warranted Entire'
+ mean?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Loudon! you ought to know that!&rdquo; cried Pinkerton.
+ &ldquo;It's real, copper-bottomed English; you see it on all the old-time
+ wayside hostelries over there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But if I'm not mistaken, it means something Warranted Entirely
+ different,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;and applies to the public house, and not
+ the beverages sold.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's very possible,&rdquo; said Jim, quite unabashed. &ldquo;It's
+ effective, anyway; and I can tell you, sir, it has boomed that spirit: it
+ goes now by the gross of cases. By the way, I hope you won't mind; I've
+ got your portrait all over San Francisco for the lecture, enlarged from
+ that carte de visite: H. Loudon Dodd, the Americo-Parisienne Sculptor.
+ Here's a proof of the small handbills; the posters are the same, only in
+ red and blue, and the letters fourteen by one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I looked at the handbill, and my head turned. What was the use of words?
+ why seek to explain to Pinkerton the knotted horrors of &ldquo;Americo-Parisienne&rdquo;?
+ He took an early occasion to point it out as &ldquo;rather a good phrase;
+ gives the two sides at a glance: I wanted the lecture written up to that.&rdquo;
+ Even after we had reached San Francisco, and at the actual physical shock
+ of my own effigy placarded on the streets I had broken forth in petulant
+ words, he never comprehended in the least the ground of my aversion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I had only known you disliked red lettering!&rdquo; was as high
+ as he could rise. &ldquo;You are perfectly right: a clear-cut black is
+ preferable, and shows a great deal further. The only thing that pains me
+ is the portrait: I own I thought that a success. I'm dreadfully and truly
+ sorry, my dear fellow: I see now it's not what you had a right to expect;
+ but I did it, Loudon, for the best; and the press is all delighted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the moment, sweeping through green tule swamps, I fell direct on the
+ essential. &ldquo;But, Pinkerton,&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;this lecture is
+ the maddest of your madnesses. How can I prepare a lecture in thirty
+ hours?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All done, Loudon!&rdquo; he exclaimed in triumph. &ldquo;All ready.
+ Trust me to pull a piece of business through. You'll find it all
+ type-written in my desk at home. I put the best talent of San Francisco on
+ the job: Harry Miller, the brightest pressman in the city.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so he rattled on, beyond reach of my modest protestations, blurting
+ out his complicated interests, crying up his new acquaintances, and ever
+ and again hungering to introduce me to some &ldquo;whole-souled, grand
+ fellow, as sharp as a needle,&rdquo; from whom, and the very thought of
+ whom, my spirit shrank instinctively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, I was in for it: in for Pinkerton, in for the portrait, in for the
+ type-written lecture. One promise I extorted&mdash;that I was never again
+ to be committed in ignorance; even for that, when I saw how its extortion
+ puzzled and depressed the Irrepressible, my soul repented me; and in all
+ else I suffered myself to be led uncomplaining at his chariot wheels. The
+ Irrepressible, did I say? The Irresistible were nigher truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the time to have seen me was when I sat down to Harry Miller's
+ lecture. He was a facetious dog, this Harry Miller; he had a gallant way
+ of skirting the indecent which (in my case) produced physical nausea; and
+ he could be sentimental and even melodramatic about grisettes and starving
+ genius. I found he had enjoyed the benefit of my correspondence with
+ Pinkerton: adventures of my own were here and there horridly
+ misrepresented, sentiments of my own echoed and exaggerated till I blushed
+ to recognise them. I will do Harry Miller justice: he must have had a kind
+ of talent, almost of genius; all attempts to lower his tone proving
+ fruitless, and the Harry-Millerism ineradicable. Nay, the monster had a
+ certain key of style, or want of style, so that certain milder passages,
+ which I sought to introduce, discorded horribly, and impoverished (if that
+ were possible) the general effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By an early hour of the numbered evening I might have been observed at the
+ sign of the Poodle Dog, dining with my agent: so Pinkerton delighted to
+ describe himself. Thence, like an ox to the slaughter, he led me to the
+ hall, where I stood presently alone, confronting assembled San Francisco,
+ with no better allies than a table, a glass of water, and a mass of
+ manuscript and typework, representing Harry Miller and myself. I read the
+ lecture; for I had lacked both time and will to get the trash by heart&mdash;read
+ it hurriedly, humbly, and with visible shame. Now and then I would catch
+ in the auditorium an eye of some intelligence, now and then, in the
+ manuscript, would stumble on a richer vein of Harry Miller, and my heart
+ would fail me, and I gabbled. The audience yawned, it stirred uneasily, it
+ muttered, grumbled, and broke forth at last in articulate cries of &ldquo;Speak
+ up!&rdquo; and &ldquo;Nobody can hear!&rdquo; I took to skipping, and
+ being extremely ill-acquainted with the country, almost invariably cut in
+ again in the unintelligible midst of some new topic. What struck me as
+ extremely ominous, these misfortunes were allowed to pass without a laugh.
+ Indeed, I was beginning to fear the worst, and even personal indignity,
+ when all at once the humour of the thing broke upon me strongly. I could
+ have laughed aloud; and being again summoned to speak up, I faced my
+ patrons for the first time with a smile. &ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; I said,
+ &ldquo;I will try, though I don't suppose anybody wants to hear, and I
+ can't see why anybody should.&rdquo; Audience and lecturer laughed
+ together till the tears ran down; vociferous and repeated applause hailed
+ my impromptu sally. Another hit which I made but a little after, as I
+ turned three pages of the copy: &ldquo;You see, I am leaving out as much
+ as I possibly can,&rdquo; increased the esteem with which my patrons had
+ begun to regard me; and when I left the stage at last, my departing form
+ was cheered with laughter, stamping, shouting, and the waving of hats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton was in the waiting-room, feverishly jotting in his pocket-book.
+ As he saw me enter, he sprang up, and I declare the tears were trickling
+ on his cheeks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear boy,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I can never forgive myself,
+ and you can never forgive me. Never mind: I did it for the best. And how
+ nobly you clung on! I dreaded we should have had to return the money at
+ the doors.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It would have been more honest if we had,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The pressmen followed me, Harry Miller in the front ranks; and I was
+ amazed to find them, on the whole, a pleasant set of lads, probably more
+ sinned against than sinning, and even Harry Miller apparently a gentleman.
+ I had in oysters and champagne&mdash;for the receipts were excellent&mdash;and
+ being in a high state of nervous tension, kept the table in a roar.
+ Indeed, I was never in my life so well inspired as when I described my
+ vigil over Harry Miller's literature or the series of my emotions as I
+ faced the audience. The lads vowed I was the soul of good company and the
+ prince of lecturers; and&mdash;so wonderful an institution is the popular
+ press&mdash;if you had seen the notices next day in all the papers, you
+ must have supposed my evening's entertainment an unqualified success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was in excellent spirits when I returned home that night, but the
+ miserable Pinkerton sorrowed for us both.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, Loudon,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I shall never forgive myself.
+ When I saw you didn't catch on to the idea of the lecture, I should have
+ given it myself!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VII. IRONS IN THE FIRE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Opes Strepitumque.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The food of the body differs not so greatly for the fool or the sage, the
+ elephant or the cock-sparrow; and similar chemical elements, variously
+ disguised, support all mortals. A brief study of Pinkerton in his new
+ setting convinced me of a kindred truth about that other and mental
+ digestion, by which we extract what is called &ldquo;fun for our money&rdquo;
+ out of life. In the same spirit as a schoolboy, deep in Mayne Reid,
+ handles a dummy gun and crawls among imaginary forests, Pinkerton sped
+ through Kearney Street upon his daily business, representing to himself a
+ highly coloured part in life's performance, and happy for hours if he
+ should have chanced to brush against a millionnaire. Reality was his
+ romance; he gloried to be thus engaged; he wallowed in his business.
+ Suppose a man to dig up a galleon on the Coromandel coast, his rakish
+ schooner keeping the while an offing under easy sail, and he, by the blaze
+ of a great fire of wreckwood, to measure ingots by the bucketful on the
+ uproarious beach: such an one might realise a greater material spoil; he
+ should have no more profit of romance than Pinkerton when he cast up his
+ weekly balance-sheet in a bald office. Every dollar gained was like
+ something brought ashore from a mysterious deep; every venture made was
+ like a diver's plunge; and as he thrust his bold hand into the plexus of
+ the money-market, he was delightedly aware of how he shook the pillars of
+ existence, turned out men (as at a battle-cry) to labour in far countries,
+ and set the gold twitching in the drawers of millionnaires.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could never fathom the full extent of his speculations; but there were
+ five separate businesses which he avowed and carried like a banner. The
+ Thirteen Star Golden State Brandy, Warranted Entire (a very flagrant
+ distillation) filled a great part of his thoughts, and was kept before the
+ public in an eloquent but misleading treatise: <i>Why Drink French Brandy?
+ A Word to the Wise.</i> He kept an office for advertisers, counselling,
+ designing, acting as middleman with printers and bill-stickers, for the
+ inexperienced or the uninspired: the dull haberdasher came to him for
+ ideas, the smart theatrical agent for his local knowledge; and one and all
+ departed with a copy of his pamphlet: <i>How, When, and Where; or, the
+ Advertiser's Vade-Mecum.</i> He had a tug chartered every Saturday
+ afternoon and night, carried people outside the Heads, and provided them
+ with lines and bait for six hours' fishing, at the rate of five dollars a
+ person. I am told that some of them (doubtless adroit anglers) made a
+ profit on the transaction. Occasionally he bought wrecks and condemned
+ vessels; these latter (I cannot tell you how) found their way to sea again
+ under aliases, and continued to stem the waves triumphantly enough under
+ the colours of Bolivia or Nicaragua. Lastly, there was a certain
+ agricultural engine, glorying in a great deal of vermilion and blue paint,
+ and filling (it appeared) a &ldquo;long-felt want,&rdquo; in which his
+ interest was something like a tenth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This for the face or front of his concerns. &ldquo;On the outside,&rdquo;
+ as he phrased it, he was variously and mysteriously engaged. No dollar
+ slept in his possession; rather he kept all simultaneously flying like a
+ conjurer with oranges. My own earnings, when I began to have a share, he
+ would but show me for a moment, and disperse again, like those illusive
+ money gifts which are flashed in the eyes of childhood only to be entombed
+ in the missionary box. And he would come down radiant from a weekly
+ balance-sheet, clap me on the shoulder, declare himself a winner by
+ Gargantuan figures, and prove destitute of a quarter for a drink.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What on earth have you done with it?&rdquo; I would ask.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Into the mill again; all re-invested!&rdquo; he would cry, with
+ infinite delight. Investment was ever his word. He could not bear what he
+ called gambling. &ldquo;Never touch stocks, Loudon,&rdquo; he would say;
+ &ldquo;nothing but legitimate business.&rdquo; And yet, Heaven knows, many
+ an indurated gambler might have drawn back appalled at the first hint of
+ some of Pinkerton's investments! One, which I succeeded in tracking home,
+ and instance for a specimen, was a seventh share in the charter of a
+ certain ill-starred schooner bound for Mexico, to smuggle weapons on the
+ one trip, and cigars upon the other. The latter end of this enterprise,
+ involving (as it did) shipwreck, confiscation, and a lawsuit with the
+ underwriters, was too painful to be dwelt upon at length. &ldquo;It's
+ proved a disappointment,&rdquo; was as far as my friend would go with me
+ in words; but I knew, from observation, that the fabric of his fortunes
+ tottered. For the rest, it was only by accident I got wind of the
+ transaction; for Pinkerton, after a time, was shy of introducing me to his
+ arcana: the reason you are to hear presently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The office which was (or should have been) the point of rest for so many
+ evolving dollars stood in the heart of the city: a high and spacious room,
+ with many plate-glass windows. A glazed cabinet of polished redwood
+ offered to the eye a regiment of some two hundred bottles, conspicuously
+ labelled. These were all charged with Pinkerton's Thirteen Star, although
+ from across the room it would have required an expert to distinguish them
+ from the same number of bottles of Courvoisier. I used to twit my friend
+ with this resemblance, and propose a new edition of the pamphlet, with the
+ title thus improved: <i>Why Drink French Brandy, when we give you the same
+ labels?</i> The doors of the cabinet revolved all day upon their hinges;
+ and if there entered any one who was a stranger to the merits of the
+ brand, he departed laden with a bottle. When I used to protest at this
+ extravagance, &ldquo;My dear Loudon,&rdquo; Pinkerton would cry, &ldquo;you
+ don't seem to catch on to business principles! The prime cost of the
+ spirit is literally nothing. I couldn't find a cheaper advertisement if I
+ tried.&rdquo; Against the side post of the cabinet there leaned a gaudy
+ umbrella, preserved there as a relic. It appears that when Pinkerton was
+ about to place Thirteen Star upon the market, the rainy season was at
+ hand. He lay dark, almost in penury, awaiting the first shower, at which,
+ as upon a signal, the main thoroughfares became dotted with his agents,
+ vendors of advertisements; and the whole world of San Francisco, from the
+ businessman fleeing for the ferry-boat, to the lady waiting at the corner
+ for her car, sheltered itself under umbrellas with this strange device:
+ Are you wet? Try Thirteen Star. &ldquo;It was a mammoth boom,&rdquo; said
+ Pinkerton, with a sigh of delighted recollection. &ldquo;There wasn't
+ another umbrella to be seen. I stood at this window, Loudon, feasting my
+ eyes; and I declare, I felt like Vanderbilt.&rdquo; And it was to this
+ neat application of the local climate that he owed, not only much of the
+ sale of Thirteen Star, but the whole business of his advertising agency.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The large desk (to resume our survey of the office) stood about the
+ middle, knee-deep in stacks of handbills and posters, of <i>Why Drink
+ French Brandy?</i> and <i>The Advertiser's Vade-Mecum.</i> It was flanked
+ upon the one hand by two female type-writers, who rested not between the
+ hours of nine and four, and upon the other by a model of the agricultural
+ machine. The walls, where they were not broken by telephone boxes and a
+ couple of photographs&mdash;one representing the wreck of the James L.
+ Moody on a bold and broken coast, the other the Saturday tug alive with
+ amateur fishers&mdash;almost disappeared under oil-paintings gaudily
+ framed. Many of these were relics of the Latin Quarter, and I must do
+ Pinkerton the justice to say that none of them were bad, and some had
+ remarkable merit. They went off slowly but for handsome figures; and their
+ places were progressively supplied with the work of local artists. These
+ last it was one of my first duties to review and criticise. Some of them
+ were villainous, yet all were saleable. I said so; and the next moment saw
+ myself, the figure of a miserable renegade, bearing arms in the wrong
+ camp. I was to look at pictures thenceforward, not with the eye of the
+ artist, but the dealer; and I saw the stream widen that divided me from
+ all I loved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Loudon,&rdquo; Pinkerton had said, the morning after the
+ lecture, &ldquo;now Loudon, we can go at it shoulder to shoulder. This is
+ what I have longed for: I wanted two heads and four arms; and now I have
+ 'em. You'll find it's just the same as art&mdash;all observation and
+ imagination; only more movement. Just wait till you begin to feel the
+ charm!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I might have waited long. Perhaps I lack a sense; for our whole existence
+ seemed to me one dreary bustle, and the place we bustled in fitly to be
+ called the Place of Yawning. I slept in a little den behind the office;
+ Pinkerton, in the office itself, stretched on a patent sofa which
+ sometimes collapsed, his slumbers still further menaced by an imminent
+ clock with an alarm. Roused by this diabolical contrivance, we rose early,
+ went forth early to breakfast, and returned by nine to what Pinkerton
+ called work, and I distraction. Masses of letters must be opened, read,
+ and answered; some by me at a subsidiary desk which had been introduced on
+ the morning of my arrival; others by my bright-eyed friend, pacing the
+ room like a caged lion as he dictated to the tinkling type-writers. Masses
+ of wet proof had to be overhauled and scrawled upon with a blue pencil&mdash;&ldquo;rustic&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;six-inch
+ caps&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;bold spacing here&rdquo;&mdash;or sometimes terms
+ more fervid, as for instance this, which I remember Pinkerton to have
+ spirted on the margin of an advertisement of Soothing Syrup: &ldquo;Throw
+ this all down. Have you never printed an advertisement? I'll be round in
+ half an hour.&rdquo; The ledger and sale-book, besides, we had always with
+ us. Such was the backbone of our occupation, and tolerable enough; but the
+ far greater proportion of our time was consumed by visitors, whole-souled,
+ grand fellows no doubt, and as sharp as a needle, but to me unfortunately
+ not diverting. Some were apparently half-witted, and must be talked over
+ by the hour before they could reach the humblest decision, which they only
+ left the office to return again (ten minutes later) and rescind. Others
+ came with a vast show of hurry and despatch, but I observed it to be
+ principally show. The agricultural model for instance, which was
+ practicable, proved a kind of flypaper for these busybodies. I have seen
+ them blankly turn the crank of it for five minutes at a time, simulating
+ (to nobody's deception) business interest: &ldquo;Good thing this,
+ Pinkerton? Sell much of it? Ha! Couldn't use it, I suppose, as a medium of
+ advertisement for my article?&rdquo;&mdash;which was perhaps toilet soap.
+ Others (a still worse variety) carried us to neighbouring saloons to dice
+ for cocktails and (after the cocktails were paid) for dollars on a corner
+ of the counter. The attraction of dice for all these people was indeed
+ extraordinary: at a certain club, where I once dined in the character of
+ &ldquo;my partner, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; the dice-box came on the table with
+ the wine, an artless substitute for after-dinner wit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of all our visitors, I believe I preferred Emperor Norton; the very
+ mention of whose name reminds me I am doing scanty justice to the folks of
+ San Francisco. In what other city would a harmless madman who supposed
+ himself emperor of the two Americas have been so fostered and encouraged?
+ Where else would even the people of the streets have respected the poor
+ soul's illusion? Where else would bankers and merchants have received his
+ visits, cashed his cheques, and submitted to his small assessments? Where
+ else would he have been suffered to attend and address the exhibition days
+ of schools and colleges? where else, in God's green earth, have taken his
+ pick of restaurants, ransacked the bill of fare, and departed scathless?
+ They tell me he was even an exacting patron, threatening to withdraw his
+ custom when dissatisfied; and I can believe it, for his face wore an
+ expression distinctly gastronomical. Pinkerton had received from this
+ monarch a cabinet appointment; I have seen the brevet, wondering mainly at
+ the good nature of the printer who had executed the forms, and I think my
+ friend was at the head either of foreign affairs or education: it
+ mattered, indeed, nothing, the presentation being in all offices
+ identical. It was at a comparatively early date that I saw Jim in the
+ exercise of his public functions. His Majesty entered the office&mdash;a
+ portly, rather flabby man, with the face of a gentleman, rendered
+ unspeakably pathetic and absurd by the great sabre at his side and the
+ peacock's feather in his hat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have called to remind you, Mr. Pinkerton, that you are somewhat
+ in arrear of taxes,&rdquo; he said, with old-fashioned, stately courtesy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, your Majesty, what is the amount?&rdquo; asked Jim; and when
+ the figure was named (it was generally two or three dollars), paid upon
+ the nail and offered a bonus in the shape of Thirteen Star.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am always delighted to patronise native industries,&rdquo; said
+ Norton the First. &ldquo;San Francisco is public-spirited in what concerns
+ its Emperor; and indeed, sir, of all my domains, it is my favourite city.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said I, when he was gone, &ldquo;I prefer that
+ customer to the lot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's really rather a distinction,&rdquo; Jim admitted. &ldquo;I
+ think it must have been the umbrella racket that attracted him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were distinguished under the rose by the notice of other and greater
+ men. There were days when Jim wore an air of unusual capacity and resolve,
+ spoke with more brevity like one pressed for time, and took often on his
+ tongue such phrases as &ldquo;Longhurst told me so this morning,&rdquo; or
+ &ldquo;I had it straight from Longhurst himself.&rdquo; It was no wonder,
+ I used to think, that Pinkerton was called to council with such Titans;
+ for the creature's quickness and resource were beyond praise. In the early
+ days when he consulted me without reserve, pacing the room, projecting,
+ ciphering, extending hypothetical interests, trebling imaginary capital,
+ his &ldquo;engine&rdquo; (to renew an excellent old word) labouring full
+ steam ahead, I could never decide whether my sense of respect or
+ entertainment were the stronger. But these good hours were destined to
+ curtailment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, it's smart enough,&rdquo; I once observed. &ldquo;But,
+ Pinkerton, do you think it's honest?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't think it's honest!&rdquo; he wailed. &ldquo;O dear me,
+ that ever I should have heard such an expression on your lips!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At sight of his distress, I plagiarised unblushingly from Myner. &ldquo;You
+ seem to think honesty as simple as Blind Man's Buff,&rdquo; said I.
+ &ldquo;It's a more delicate affair than that: delicate as any art.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O well! at that rate!&rdquo; he exclaimed, with complete relief.
+ &ldquo;That's casuistry.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am perfectly certain of one thing: that what you propose is
+ dishonest,&rdquo; I returned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, say no more about it. That's settled,&rdquo; he replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus, almost at a word, my point was carried. But the trouble was that
+ such differences continued to recur, until we began to regard each other
+ with alarm. If there were one thing Pinkerton valued himself upon, it was
+ his honesty; if there were one thing he clung to, it was my good opinion;
+ and when both were involved, as was the case in these commercial cruces,
+ the man was on the rack. My own position, if you consider how much I owed
+ him, how hateful is the trade of fault-finder, and that yet I lived and
+ fattened on these questionable operations, was perhaps equally
+ distressing. If I had been more sterling or more combative things might
+ have gone extremely far. But, in truth, I was just base enough to profit
+ by what was not forced on my attention, rather than seek scenes: Pinkerton
+ quite cunning enough to avail himself of my weakness; and it was a relief
+ to both when he began to involve his proceedings in a decent mystery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our last dispute, which had a most unlooked-for consequence, turned on the
+ refitting of condemned ships. He had bought a miserable hulk, and came,
+ rubbing his hands, to inform me she was already on the slip, under a new
+ name, to be repaired. When first I had heard of this industry I suppose I
+ scarcely comprehended; but much discussion had sharpened my faculties, and
+ now my brow became heavy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can be no party to that, Pinkerton,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He leaped like a man shot. &ldquo;What next?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;What
+ ails you, anyway? You seem to me to dislike everything that's profitable.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This ship has been condemned by Lloyd's agent,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I tell you it's a deal. The ship's in splendid condition;
+ there's next to nothing wrong with her but the garboard streak and the
+ sternpost. I tell you Lloyd's is a ring like everybody else; only it's an
+ English ring, and that's what deceives you. If it was American, you would
+ be crying it down all day. It's Anglomania, common Anglomania,&rdquo; he
+ cried, with growing irritation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will not make money by risking men's lives,&rdquo; was my
+ ultimatum.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Great Caesar! isn't all speculation a risk? Isn't the fairest kind
+ of shipowning to risk men's lives? And mining&mdash;how's that for risk?
+ And look at the elevator business&mdash;there's danger, if you like!
+ Didn't I take my risk when I bought her? She might have been too far gone;
+ and where would I have been? Loudon,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I tell you
+ the truth: you're too full of refinement for this world!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I condemn you out of your own lips,&rdquo; I replied. &ldquo;'The
+ fairest kind of shipowning,' says you. If you please, let us only do the
+ fairest kind of business.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The shot told; the Irrepressible was silenced; and I profited by the
+ chance to pour in a broadside of another sort. He was all sunk in
+ money-getting, I pointed out; he never dreamed of anything but dollars.
+ Where were all his generous, progressive sentiments? Where was his
+ culture? I asked. And where was the American Type?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's true, Loudon,&rdquo; he cried, striding up and down the room,
+ and wildly scouring at his hair. &ldquo;You're perfectly right. I'm
+ becoming materialised. O, what a thing to have to say, what a confession
+ to make! Materialised! Me! Loudon, this must go on no longer. You've been
+ a loyal friend to me once more; give me your hand!&mdash;you've saved me
+ again. I must do something to rouse the spiritual side; something
+ desperate; study something, something dry and tough. What shall it be?
+ Theology? Algebra? What's Algebra?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's dry and tough enough,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;a squared + 2ab +
+ b squared.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's stimulating, though?&rdquo; he inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I told him I believed so, and that it was considered fortifying to Types.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then that's the thing for me. I'll study Algebra,&rdquo; he
+ concluded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day, by application to one of his type-writing women, he got word
+ of a young lady, one Miss Mamie McBride, who was willing and able to
+ conduct him in these bloomless meadows; and, her circumstances being lean,
+ and terms consequently moderate, he and Mamie were soon in agreement for
+ two lessons in the week. He took fire with unexampled rapidity; he seemed
+ unable to tear himself away from the symbolic art; an hour's lesson
+ occupied the whole evening; and the original two was soon increased to
+ four, and then to five. I bade him beware of female blandishments. &ldquo;The
+ first thing you know, you'll be falling in love with the algebraist,&rdquo;
+ said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't say it even in jest,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;She's a lady I
+ revere. I could no more lay a hand upon her than I could upon a spirit.
+ Loudon, I don't believe God ever made a purer-minded woman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Which appeared to me too fervent to be reassuring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile I had been long expostulating with my friend upon a different
+ matter. &ldquo;I'm the fifth wheel,&rdquo; I kept telling him. &ldquo;For
+ any use I am, I might as well be in Senegambia. The letters you give me to
+ attend to might be answered by a sucking child. And I tell you what it is,
+ Pinkerton: either you've got to find me some employment, or I'll have to
+ start in and find it for myself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This I said with a corner of my eye in the usual quarter, toward the arts,
+ little dreaming what destiny was to provide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've got it, Loudon,&rdquo; Pinkerton at last replied. &ldquo;Got
+ the idea on the Potrero cars. Found I hadn't a pencil, borrowed one from
+ the conductor, and figured on it roughly all the way in town. I saw it was
+ the thing at last; gives you a real show. All your talents and
+ accomplishments come in. Here's a sketch advertisement. Just run your eye
+ over it. 'Sun, Ozone, and Music! PINKERTON'S HEBDOMADARY PICNICS!' (That's
+ a good, catching phrase, 'hebdomadary,' though it's hard to say. I made a
+ note of it when I was looking in the dictionary how to spell hectagonal.
+ 'Well, you're a boss word,' I said. 'Before you're very much older, I'll
+ have you in type as long as yourself.' And here it is, you see.) 'Five
+ dollars a head, and ladies free. MONSTER OLIO OF ATTRACTIONS.' (How does
+ that strike you?) 'Free luncheon under the greenwood tree. Dance on the
+ elastic sward. Home again in the Bright Evening Hours. Manager and
+ Honorary Steward, H. Loudon Dodd, Esq., the well-known connoisseur.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Singular how a man runs from Scylla to Charybdis! I was so intent on
+ securing the disappearance of a single epithet that I accepted the rest of
+ the advertisement and all that it involved without discussion. So it
+ befell that the words &ldquo;well-known connoisseur&rdquo; were deleted;
+ but that H. Loudon Dodd became manager and honorary steward of Pinkerton's
+ Hebdomadary Picnics, soon shortened, by popular consent, to the Dromedary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By eight o'clock, any Sunday morning, I was to be observed by an admiring
+ public on the wharf. The garb and attributes of sacrifice consisted of a
+ black frock coat, rosetted, its pockets bulging with sweetmeats and
+ inferior cigars, trousers of light blue, a silk hat like a reflector, and
+ a varnished wand. A goodly steamer guarded my one flank, panting and
+ throbbing, flags fluttering fore and aft of her, illustrative of the
+ Dromedary and patriotism. My other flank was covered by the ticket-office,
+ strongly held by a trusty character of the Scots persuasion, rosetted like
+ his superior and smoking a cigar to mark the occasion festive. At
+ half-past, having assured myself that all was well with the free
+ luncheons, I lit a cigar myself, and awaited the strains of the &ldquo;Pioneer
+ Band.&rdquo; I had never to wait long&mdash;they were German and punctual&mdash;and
+ by a few minutes after the half-hour, I would hear them booming down
+ street with a long military roll of drums, some score of gratuitous asses
+ prancing at the head in bearskin hats and buckskin aprons, and conspicuous
+ with resplendent axes. The band, of course, we paid for; but so strong is
+ the San Franciscan passion for public masquerade, that the asses (as I
+ say) were all gratuitous, pranced for the love of it, and cost us nothing
+ but their luncheon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The musicians formed up in the bows of my steamer, and struck into a
+ skittish polka; the asses mounted guard upon the gangway and the
+ ticket-office; and presently after, in family parties of father, mother,
+ and children, in the form of duplicate lovers or in that of solitary
+ youth, the public began to descend upon us by the carful at a time; four
+ to six hundred perhaps, with a strong German flavour, and all merry as
+ children. When these had been shepherded on board, and the inevitable
+ belated two or three had gained the deck amidst the cheering of the
+ public, the hawser was cast off, and we plunged into the bay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And now behold the honorary steward in hour of duty and glory; see me
+ circulate amid crowd, radiating affability and laughter, liberal with my
+ sweetmeats and cigars. I say unblushing things to hobbledehoy girls, tell
+ shy young persons this is the married people's boat, roguishly ask the
+ abstracted if they are thinking of their sweethearts, offer Paterfamilias
+ a cigar, am struck with the beauty and grow curious about the age of
+ mamma's youngest who (I assure her gaily) will be a man before his mother;
+ or perhaps it may occur to me, from the sensible expression of her face,
+ that she is a person of good counsel, and I ask her earnestly if she knows
+ any particularly pleasant place on the Saucelito or San Rafael coast, for
+ the scene of our picnic is always supposed to be uncertain. The next
+ moment I am back at my giddy badinage with the young ladies, wakening
+ laughter as I go, and leaving in my wake applausive comments of &ldquo;Isn't
+ Mr. Dodd a funny gentleman?&rdquo; and &ldquo;O, I think he's just too
+ nice!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An hour having passed in this airy manner, I start upon my rounds afresh,
+ with a bag full of coloured tickets, all with pins attached, and all with
+ legible inscriptions: &ldquo;Old Germany,&rdquo; &ldquo;California,&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;True Love,&rdquo; &ldquo;Old Fogies,&rdquo; &ldquo;La Belle France,&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;Green Erin,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Land of Cakes,&rdquo; &ldquo;Washington,&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;Blue Jay,&rdquo; &ldquo;Robin Red-Breast,&rdquo;&mdash;twenty of
+ each denomination; for when it comes to the luncheon, we sit down by
+ twenties. These are distributed with anxious tact&mdash;for, indeed, this
+ is the most delicate part of my functions&mdash;but outwardly with
+ reckless unconcern, amidst the gayest flutter and confusion; and are
+ immediately after sported upon hats and bonnets, to the extreme diffusion
+ of cordiality, total strangers hailing each other by &ldquo;the number of
+ their mess&rdquo;&mdash;so we humorously name it&mdash;and the deck
+ ringing with cries of, &ldquo;Here, all Blue Jays to the rescue!&rdquo;
+ or, &ldquo;I say, am I alone in this blame' ship? Ain't there no more
+ Californians?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time we are drawing near to the appointed spot. I mount upon the
+ bridge, the observed of all observers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; I say, in clear, emphatic tones, heard far and
+ wide, &ldquo;the majority of the company appear to be in favour of the
+ little cove beyond One Tree Point.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; responds the captain, heartily; &ldquo;all
+ one to me. I am not exactly sure of the place you mean; but just you stay
+ here and pilot me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do, pointing with my wand. I do pilot him, to the inexpressible
+ entertainment of the picnic; for I am (why should I deny it?) the popular
+ man. We slow down off the mouth of a grassy valley, watered by a brook,
+ and set in pines and redwoods. The anchor is let go; the boats are
+ lowered, two of them already packed with the materials of an impromptu
+ bar; and the Pioneer Band, accompanied by the resplendent asses, fill the
+ other, and move shoreward to the inviting strains of Buffalo Gals, won't
+ you come out to-night? It is a part of our programme that one of the asses
+ shall, from sheer clumsiness, in the course of this embarkation, drop a
+ dummy axe into the water, whereupon the mirth of the picnic can hardly be
+ assuaged. Upon one occasion, the dummy axe floated, and the laugh turned
+ rather the wrong way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In from ten to twenty minutes the boats are along-side again, the messes
+ are marshalled separately on the deck, and the picnic goes ashore, to find
+ the band and the impromptu bar awaiting them. Then come the hampers, which
+ are piled upon the beach, and surrounded by a stern guard of stalwart
+ asses, axe on shoulder. It is here I take my place, note-book in hand,
+ under a banner bearing the legend, &ldquo;Come here for hampers.&rdquo;
+ Each hamper contains a complete outfit for a separate twenty, cold
+ provender, plates, glasses, knives, forks, and spoons: an agonized printed
+ appeal from the fevered pen of Pinkerton, pasted on the inside of the lid,
+ beseeches that care be taken of the glass and silver. Beer, wine, and
+ lemonade are flowing already from the bar, and the various clans of twenty
+ file away into the woods, with bottles under their arms, and the hampers
+ strung upon a stick. Till one they feast there, in a very moderate
+ seclusion, all being within earshot of the band. From one till four,
+ dancing takes place upon the grass; the bar does a roaring business; and
+ the honorary steward, who has already exhausted himself to bring life into
+ the dullest of the messes, must now indefatigably dance with the plainest
+ of the women. At four a bugle-call is sounded; and by half-past behold us
+ on board again, pioneers, corrugated iron bar, empty bottles, and all;
+ while the honorary steward, free at last, subsides into the captain's
+ cabin over a brandy and soda and a book. Free at last, I say; yet there
+ remains before him the frantic leave-takings at the pier, and a sober
+ journey up to Pinkerton's office with two policemen and the day's takings
+ in a bag.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What I have here sketched was the routine. But we appealed to the taste of
+ San Francisco more distinctly in particular fetes. &ldquo;Ye Olde Time
+ Pycke-Nycke,&rdquo; largely advertised in hand-bills beginning &ldquo;Oyez,
+ Oyez!&rdquo; and largely frequented by knights, monks, and cavaliers, was
+ drowned out by unseasonable rain, and returned to the city one of the
+ saddest spectacles I ever remember to have witnessed. In pleasing
+ contrast, and certainly our chief success, was &ldquo;The Gathering of the
+ Clans,&rdquo; or Scottish picnic. So many milk-white knees were never
+ before simultaneously exhibited in public, and to judge by the prevalence
+ of &ldquo;Royal Stewart&rdquo; and the number of eagle's feathers, we were
+ a high-born company. I threw forward the Scottish flank of my own
+ ancestry, and passed muster as a clansman with applause. There was,
+ indeed, but one small cloud on this red-letter day. I had laid in a large
+ supply of the national beverage, in the shape of The &ldquo;Rob Roy
+ MacGregor O&rdquo; Blend, Warranted Old and Vatted; and this must
+ certainly have been a generous spirit, for I had some anxious work between
+ four and half-past, conveying on board the inanimate forms of chieftains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To one of our ordinary festivities, where he was the life and soul of his
+ own mess, Pinkerton himself came incognito, bringing the algebraist on his
+ arm. Miss Mamie proved to be a well-enough-looking mouse, with a large,
+ limpid eye, very good manners, and a flow of the most correct expressions
+ I have ever heard upon the human lip. As Pinkerton's incognito was strict,
+ I had little opportunity to cultivate the lady's acquaintance; but I was
+ informed afterwards that she considered me &ldquo;the wittiest gentleman
+ she had ever met.&rdquo; &ldquo;The Lord mend your taste in wit!&rdquo;
+ thought I; but I cannot conceal that such was the general impression. One
+ of my pleasantries even went the round of San Francisco, and I have heard
+ it (myself all unknown) bandied in saloons. To be unknown began at last to
+ be a rare experience; a bustle woke upon my passage; above all, in humble
+ neighbourhoods. &ldquo;Who's that?&rdquo; one would ask, and the other
+ would cry, &ldquo;That! Why, Dromedary Dodd!&rdquo; or, with withering
+ scorn, &ldquo;Not know Mr. Dodd of the Picnics? Well!&rdquo; and indeed I
+ think it marked a rather barren destiny; for our picnics, if a trifle
+ vulgar, were as gay and innocent as the age of gold; I am sure no people
+ divert themselves so easily and so well: and even with the cares of my
+ stewardship, I was often happy to be there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, there were but two drawbacks in the least considerable. The first
+ was my terror of the hobbledehoy girls, to whom (from the demands of my
+ situation) I was obliged to lay myself so open. The other, if less
+ momentous, was more mortifying. In early days, at my mother's knee, as a
+ man may say, I had acquired the unenviable accomplishment (which I have
+ never since been able to lose) of singing <i>Just before the Battle.</i> I
+ have what the French call a fillet of voice, my best notes scarce audible
+ about a dinner-table, and the upper register rather to be regarded as a
+ higher power of silence: experts tell me besides that I sing flat; nor, if
+ I were the best singer in the world, does <i>Just before the Battle</i>
+ occur to my mature taste as the song that I would choose to sing. In spite
+ of all which considerations, at one picnic, memorably dull, and after I
+ had exhausted every other art of pleasing, I gave, in desperation, my one
+ song. From that hour my doom was gone forth. Either we had a chronic
+ passenger (though I could never detect him), or the very wood and iron of
+ the steamer must have retained the tradition. At every successive picnic
+ word went round that Mr. Dodd was a singer; that Mr. Dodd sang <i>Just
+ before the Battle</i>, and finally that now was the time when Mr. Dodd
+ sang <i>Just before the Battle;</i> so that the thing became a fixture
+ like the dropping of the dummy axe, and you are to conceive me, Sunday
+ after Sunday, piping up my lamentable ditty and covered, when it was done,
+ with gratuitous applause. It is a beautiful trait in human nature that I
+ was invariably offered an encore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was well paid, however, even to sing. Pinkerton and I, after an average
+ Sunday, had five hundred dollars to divide. Nay, and the picnics were the
+ means, although indirectly, of bringing me a singular windfall. This was
+ at the end of the season, after the &ldquo;Grand Farewell Fancy Dress
+ Gala.&rdquo; Many of the hampers had suffered severely; and it was judged
+ wiser to save storage, dispose of them, and lay in a fresh stock when the
+ campaign re-opened. Among my purchasers was a workingman of the name of
+ Speedy, to whose house, after several unavailing letters, I must proceed
+ in person, wondering to find myself once again on the wrong side, and
+ playing the creditor to some one else's debtor. Speedy was in the
+ belligerent stage of fear. He could not pay. It appeared he had already
+ resold the hampers, and he defied me to do my worst. I did not like to
+ lose my own money; I hated to lose Pinkerton's; and the bearing of my
+ creditor incensed me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you know, Mr. Speedy, that I can send you to the penitentiary?&rdquo;
+ said I, willing to read him a lesson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The dire expression was overheard in the next room. A large, fresh,
+ motherly Irishwoman ran forth upon the instant, and fell to besiege me
+ with caresses and appeals. &ldquo;Sure now, and ye couldn't have the heart
+ to ut, Mr. Dodd, you, that's so well known to be a pleasant gentleman; and
+ it's a pleasant face ye have, and the picture of me own brother that's
+ dead and gone. It's a truth that he's been drinking. Ye can smell it off
+ of him, more blame to him. But, indade, and there's nothing in the house
+ beyont the furnicher, and Thim Stock. It's the stock that ye'll be taking,
+ dear. A sore penny it has cost me, first and last, and by all tales, not
+ worth an owld tobacco pipe.&rdquo; Thus adjured, and somewhat embarrassed
+ by the stern attitude I had adopted, I suffered myself to be invested with
+ a considerable quantity of what is called wild-cat stock, in which this
+ excellent if illogical female had been squandering her hard-earned gold.
+ It could scarce be said to better my position, but the step quieted the
+ woman; and, on the other hand, I could not think I was taking much risk,
+ for the shares in question (they were those of what I will call the
+ Catamount Silver Mine) had fallen some time before to the bed-rock
+ quotation, and now lay perfectly inert, or were only kicked (like other
+ waste paper) about the kennel of the exchange by bankrupt speculators.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A month or two after, I perceived by the stock-list that Catamount had
+ taken a bound; before afternoon, &ldquo;thim stock&rdquo; were worth a
+ quite considerable pot of money; and I learned, upon inquiry, that a
+ bonanza had been found in a condemned lead, and the mine was now expected
+ to do wonders. Remarkable to philosophers how bonanzas are found in
+ condemned leads, and how the stock is always at freezing-point immediately
+ before! By some stroke of chance the, Speedys had held on to the right
+ thing; they had escaped the syndicate; yet a little more, if I had not
+ come to dun them, and Mrs. Speedy would have been buying a silk dress. I
+ could not bear, of course, to profit by the accident, and returned to
+ offer restitution. The house was in a bustle; the neighbours (all
+ stock-gamblers themselves) had crowded to condole; and Mrs. Speedy sat
+ with streaming tears, the centre of a sympathetic group. &ldquo;For
+ fifteen year I've been at ut,&rdquo; she was lamenting, as I entered,
+ &ldquo;and grudging the babes the very milk, more shame to me! to pay
+ their dhirty assessments. And now, my dears, I should be a lady, and
+ driving in my coach, if all had their rights; and a sorrow on that man
+ Dodd! As soon as I set eyes on him, I seen the divil was in the house.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was upon these words that I made my entrance, which was therefore
+ dramatic enough, though nothing to what followed. For when it appeared
+ that I was come to restore the lost fortune, and when Mrs. Speedy (after
+ copiously weeping on my bosom) had refused the restitution, and when Mr.
+ Speedy (summoned to that end from a camp of the Grand Army of the
+ Republic) had added his refusal, and when I had insisted, and they had
+ insisted, and the neighbours had applauded and supported each of us in
+ turn; and when at last it was agreed we were to hold the stock together,
+ and share the proceeds in three parts&mdash;one for me, one for Mr.
+ Speedy, and one for his spouse&mdash;I will leave you to conceive the
+ enthusiasm that reigned in that small, bare apartment, with the
+ sewing-machine in the one corner, and the babes asleep in the other, and
+ pictures of Garfield and the Battle of Gettysburg on the yellow walls.
+ Port wine was had in by a sympathiser, and we drank it mingled with tears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I dhrink to your health, my dear,&rdquo; sobbed Mrs. Speedy,
+ especially affected by my gallantry in the matter of the third share;
+ &ldquo;and I'm sure we all dhrink to his health&mdash;Mr. Dodd of the
+ picnics, no gentleman better known than him; and it's my prayer, dear, the
+ good God may be long spared to see ye in health and happiness!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the end I was the chief gainer; for I sold my third while it was worth
+ five thousand dollars, but the Speedys more adventurously held on until
+ the syndicate reversed the process, when they were happy to escape with
+ perhaps a quarter of that sum. It was just as well; for the bulk of the
+ money was (in Pinkerton's phrase) reinvested; and when next I saw Mrs.
+ Speedy, she was still gorgeously dressed from the proceeds of the late
+ success, but was already moist with tears over the new catastrophe.
+ &ldquo;We're froze out, me darlin'! All the money we had, dear, and the
+ sewing-machine, and Jim's uniform, was in the Golden West; and the vipers
+ has put on a new assessment.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the end of the year, therefore, this is how I stood. I had made
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ By Catamount Silver Mine..................... $5,000
+ By the picnics............................... 3,000
+ By the lecture............................... 600
+ By profit and loss on capital
+ in Pinkerton's business...................... 1,350
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
+ $9,950
+
+ to which must be added
+
+ What remained of my grandfather's
+ donation..................................... 8,500
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
+ $18,450
+
+ It appears, on the other hand, that
+
+ I had spent.......................... 4,000
+ &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;-
+ Which thus left me to the good............... $14,450
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A result on which I am not ashamed to say I looked with gratitude and
+ pride. Some eight thousand (being late conquest) was liquid and actually
+ tractile in the bank; the rest whirled beyond reach and even sight (save
+ in the mirror of a balance-sheet) under the compelling spell of wizard
+ Pinkerton. Dollars of mine were tacking off the shores of Mexico, in peril
+ of the deep and the guarda-costas; they rang on saloon-counters in the
+ city of Tombstone, Arizona; they shone in faro-tents among the mountain
+ diggings; the imagination flagged in following them, so wide were they
+ diffused, so briskly they span to the turning of the wizard's crank. But
+ here, there, or everywhere I could still tell myself it was all mine, and
+ what was more convincing, draw substantial dividends. My fortune, I called
+ it; and it represented, when expressed in dollars, or even British pounds,
+ an honest pot of money; when extended into francs, a veritable fortune.
+ Perhaps I have let the cat out of the bag; perhaps you see already where
+ my hopes were pointing, and begin to blame my inconsistency. But I must
+ first tell you my excuse, and the change that had befallen Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About a week after the picnic to which he escorted Mamie, Pinkerton avowed
+ the state of his affections. From what I had observed on board the
+ steamer, where methought Mamie waited on him with her limpid eyes, I
+ encouraged the bashful lover to proceed; and the very next evening he was
+ carrying me to call on his affianced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You must befriend her, Loudon, as you have always befriended me,&rdquo;
+ he said, pathetically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By saying disagreeable things? I doubt if that be the way to a
+ young lady's favour,&rdquo; I replied; &ldquo;and since this picnicking I
+ begin to be a man of some experience.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, you do nobly there; I can't describe how I admire you,&rdquo;
+ he cried. &ldquo;Not that she will ever need it; she has had every
+ advantage. God knows what I have done to deserve her. O man, what a
+ responsibility this is for a rough fellow and not always truthful!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Brace up, old man, brace up!&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But when we reached Mamie's boarding-house, it was almost with tears that
+ he presented me. &ldquo;Here is Loudon, Mamie,&rdquo; were his words.
+ &ldquo;I want you to love him; he has a grand nature.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are certainly no stranger to me, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; was her
+ gracious expression. &ldquo;James is never weary of descanting on your
+ goodness.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear lady,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;when you know our friend a
+ little better, you will make a large allowance for his warm heart. My
+ goodness has consisted in allowing him to feed and clothe and toil for me
+ when he could ill afford it. If I am now alive, it is to him I owe it; no
+ man had a kinder friend. You must take good care of him,&rdquo; I added,
+ laying my hand on his shoulder, &ldquo;and keep him in good order, for he
+ needs it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton was much affected by this speech, and so, I fear, was Mamie. I
+ admit it was a tactless performance. &ldquo;When you know our friend a
+ little better,&rdquo; was not happily said; and even &ldquo;keep him in
+ good order, for he needs it&rdquo; might be construed into matter of
+ offence; but I lay it before you in all confidence of your acquittal: was
+ the general tone of it &ldquo;patronising&rdquo;? Even if such was the
+ verdict of the lady, I cannot but suppose the blame was neither wholly
+ hers nor wholly mine; I cannot but suppose that Pinkerton had already
+ sickened the poor woman of my very name; so that if I had come with the
+ songs of Apollo, she must still have been disgusted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here, however, were two finger-posts to Paris. Jim was going to be
+ married, and so had the less need of my society. I had not pleased his
+ bride, and so was, perhaps, better absent. Late one evening I broached the
+ idea to my friend. It had been a great day for me; I had just banked my
+ five thousand catamountain dollars; and as Jim had refused to lay a finger
+ on the stock, risk and profit were both wholly mine, and I was celebrating
+ the event with stout and crackers. I began by telling him that if it
+ caused him any pain or any anxiety about his affairs, he had but to say
+ the word, and he should hear no more of my proposal. He was the truest and
+ best friend I ever had or was ever like to have; and it would be a strange
+ thing if I refused him any favour he was sure he wanted. At the same time
+ I wished him to be sure; for my life was wasting in my hands. I was like
+ one from home; all my true interests summoned me away. I must remind him,
+ besides, that he was now about to marry and assume new interests, and that
+ our extreme familiarity might be even painful to his wife.&mdash;&ldquo;O
+ no, Loudon; I feel you are wrong there,&rdquo; he interjected warmly;
+ &ldquo;she DOES appreciate your nature.&rdquo;&mdash;So much the better,
+ then, I continued; and went on to point out that our separation need not
+ be for long; that, in the way affairs were going, he might join me in two
+ years with a fortune, small, indeed, for the States, but in France almost
+ conspicuous; that we might unite our resources, and have one house in
+ Paris for the winter and a second near Fontainebleau for summer, where we
+ could be as happy as the day was long, and bring up little Pinkertons as
+ practical artistic workmen, far from the money-hunger of the West. &ldquo;Let
+ me go then,&rdquo; I concluded; &ldquo;not as a deserter, but as the
+ vanguard, to lead the march of the Pinkerton men.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So I argued and pleaded, not without emotion; my friend sitting opposite,
+ resting his chin upon his hand and (but for that single interjection)
+ silent. &ldquo;I have been looking for this, Loudon,&rdquo; said he, when
+ I had done. &ldquo;It does pain me, and that's the fact&mdash;I'm so
+ miserably selfish. And I believe it's a death blow to the picnics; for
+ it's idle to deny that you were the heart and soul of them with your wand
+ and your gallant bearing, and wit and humour and chivalry, and throwing
+ that kind of society atmosphere about the thing. But for all that, you're
+ right, and you ought to go. You may count on forty dollars a week; and if
+ Depew City&mdash;one of nature's centres for this State&mdash;pan out the
+ least as I expect, it may be double. But it's forty dollars anyway; and to
+ think that two years ago you were almost reduced to beggary!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I WAS reduced to it,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, the brutes gave you nothing, and I'm glad of it now!&rdquo;
+ cried Jim. &ldquo;It's the triumphant return I glory in! Think of the
+ master, and that cold-blooded Myner too! Yes, just let the Depew City boom
+ get on its legs, and you shall go; and two years later, day for day, I'll
+ shake hands with you in Paris, with Mamie on my arm, God bless her!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We talked in this vein far into the night. I was myself so exultant in my
+ new-found liberty, and Pinkerton so proud of my triumph, so happy in my
+ happiness, in so warm a glow about the gallant little woman of his choice,
+ and the very room so filled with castles in the air and cottages at
+ Fontainebleau, that it was little wonder if sleep fled our eyelids, and
+ three had followed two upon the office clock before Pinkerton unfolded the
+ mechanism of his patent sofa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VIII. FACES ON THE CITY FRONT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It is very much the custom to view life as if it were exactly ruled in
+ two, like sleep and waking; the provinces of play and business standing
+ separate. The business side of my career in San Francisco has been now
+ disposed of; I approach the chapter of diversion; and it will be found
+ they had about an equal share in building up the story of the Wrecker&mdash;a
+ gentleman whose appearance may be presently expected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With all my occupations, some six afternoons and two or three odd evenings
+ remained at my disposal every week: a circumstance the more agreeable as I
+ was a stranger in a city singularly picturesque. From what I had once
+ called myself, The Amateur Parisian, I grew (or declined) into a waterside
+ prowler, a lingerer on wharves, a frequenter of shy neighbourhoods, a
+ scraper of acquaintance with eccentric characters. I visited Chinese and
+ Mexican gambling-hells, German secret societies, sailors' boarding-houses,
+ and &ldquo;dives&rdquo; of every complexion of the disreputable and
+ dangerous. I have seen greasy Mexican hands pinned to the table with a
+ knife for cheating, seamen (when blood-money ran high) knocked down upon
+ the public street and carried insensible on board short-handed ships,
+ shots exchanged, and the smoke (and the company) dispersing from the doors
+ of the saloon. I have heard cold-minded Polacks debate upon the readiest
+ method of burning San Francisco to the ground, hot-headed working men and
+ women bawl and swear in the tribune at the Sandlot, and Kearney himself
+ open his subscription for a gallows, name the manufacturers who were to
+ grace it with their dangling bodies, and read aloud to the delighted
+ multitude a telegram of adhesion from a member of the State legislature:
+ all which preparations of proletarian war were (in a moment) breathed upon
+ and abolished by the mere name and fame of Mr. Coleman. That lion of the
+ Vigilantes had but to rouse himself and shake his ears, and the whole
+ brawling mob was silenced. I could not but reflect what a strange manner
+ of man this was, to be living unremarked there as a private merchant, and
+ to be so feared by a whole city; and if I was disappointed, in my character
+ of looker-on, to have the matter end ingloriously without the firing of a
+ shot or the hanging of a single millionnaire, philosophy tried to tell me
+ that this sight was truly the more picturesque. In a thousand towns and
+ different epochs I might have had occasion to behold the cowardice and
+ carnage of street fighting; where else, but only there and then, could I
+ have enjoyed a view of Coleman (the intermittent despot) walking
+ meditatively up hill in a quiet part of town, with a very rolling gait,
+ and slapping gently his great thigh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Minora Canamus. This historic figure stalks silently through a corner of
+ the San Francisco of my memory: the rest is bric-a-brac, the reminiscences
+ of a vagrant sketcher. My delight was much in slums. Little Italy was a
+ haunt of mine; there I would look in at the windows of small eating-shops,
+ transported bodily from Genoa or Naples, with their macaroni, and chianti
+ flasks, and portraits of Garibaldi, and coloured political caricatures; or
+ (entering in) hold high debate with some ear-ringed fisher of the bay as
+ to the designs of &ldquo;Mr. Owstria&rdquo; and &ldquo;Mr. Rooshia.&rdquo;
+ I was often to be observed (had there been any to observe me) in that
+ dis-peopled, hill-side solitude of Little Mexico, with its crazy wooden
+ houses, endless crazy wooden stairs, and perilous mountain goat-paths in
+ the sand. Chinatown by a thousand eccentricities drew and held me; I could
+ never have enough of its ambiguous, interracial atmosphere, as of a
+ vitalised museum; never wonder enough at its outlandish,
+ necromantic-looking vegetables set forth to sell in commonplace American
+ shop-windows, its temple doors open and the scent of the joss-stick
+ streaming forth on the American air, its kites of Oriental fashion hanging
+ fouled in Western telegraph-wires, its flights of paper prayers which the
+ trade-wind hunts and dissipates along Western gutters. I was a frequent
+ wanderer on North Beach, gazing at the straits, and the huge Cape-Horners
+ creeping out to sea, and imminent Tamalpais. Thence, on my homeward way, I
+ might visit that strange and filthy shed, earth-paved and walled with the
+ cages of wild animals and birds, where at a ramshackle counter, amid the
+ yells of monkeys, and a poignant atmosphere of menagerie, forty-rod
+ whiskey was administered by a proprietor as dirty as his beasts. Nor did I
+ even neglect Nob Hill, which is itself a kind of slum, being the habitat
+ of the mere millionnaire. There they dwell upon the hill-top, high raised
+ above man's clamour, and the trade-wind blows between their palaces about
+ deserted streets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But San Francisco is not herself only. She is not only the most
+ interesting city in the Union, and the hugest smelting-pot of races and
+ the precious metals. She keeps, besides, the doors of the Pacific, and is
+ the port of entry to another world and an earlier epoch in man's history.
+ Nowhere else shall you observe (in the ancient phrase) so many tall ships
+ as here convene from round the Horn, from China, from Sydney, and the
+ Indies; but scarce remarked amid that crowd of deep-sea giants, another
+ class of craft, the Island schooner, circulates: low in the water, with
+ lofty spars and dainty lines, rigged and fashioned like a yacht, manned
+ with brown-skinned, soft-spoken, sweet-eyed native sailors, and equipped
+ with their great double-ender boats that tell a tale of boisterous
+ sea-beaches. These steal out and in again, unnoted by the world or even
+ the newspaper press, save for the line in the clearing column, &ldquo;Schooner
+ So-and-so for Yap and South Sea Islands&rdquo;&mdash;steal out with
+ nondescript cargoes of tinned salmon, gin, bolts of gaudy cotton stuff,
+ women's hats, and Waterbury watches, to return, after a year, piled as
+ high as to the eaves of the house with copra, or wallowing deep with the
+ shells of the tortoise or the pearl oyster. To me, in my character of the
+ Amateur Parisian, this island traffic, and even the island world, were
+ beyond the bounds of curiosity, and how much more of knowledge. I stood
+ there on the extreme shore of the West and of to-day. Seventeen hundred
+ years ago, and seven thousand miles to the east, a legionary stood,
+ perhaps, upon the wall of Antoninus, and looked northward toward the
+ mountains of the Picts. For all the interval of time and space, I, when I
+ looked from the cliff-house on the broad Pacific, was that man's heir and
+ analogue: each of us standing on the verge of the Roman Empire (or, as we
+ now call it, Western civilization), each of us gazing onward into zones
+ unromanised. But I was dull. I looked rather backward, keeping a kind eye
+ on Paris; and it required a series of converging incidents to change my
+ attitude of nonchalance for one of interest, and even longing, which I
+ little dreamed that I should live to gratify.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first of these incidents brought me in acquaintance with a certain San
+ Francisco character, who had something of a name beyond the limits of the
+ city, and was known to many lovers of good English. I had discovered a new
+ slum, a place of precarious, sandy cliffs, deep, sandy cuttings, solitary,
+ ancient houses, and the butt-ends of streets. It was already environed.
+ The ranks of the street-lamps threaded it unbroken. The city, upon all
+ sides of it, was tightly packed, and growled with traffic. To-day, I do
+ not doubt the very landmarks are all swept away; but it offered then,
+ within narrow limits, a delightful peace, and (in the morning, when I
+ chiefly went there) a seclusion almost rural. On a steep sand-hill, in
+ this neighbourhood, toppled, on the most insecure foundation, a certain
+ row of houses, each with a bit of garden, and all (I have to presume)
+ inhabited. Thither I used to mount by a crumbling footpath, and in front
+ of the last of the houses, would sit down to sketch. The very first day I
+ saw I was observed, out of the ground-floor window by a youngish,
+ good-looking fellow, prematurely bald, and with an expression both lively
+ and engaging. The second, as we were still the only figures in the
+ landscape, it was no more than natural that we should nod. The third, he
+ came out fairly from his intrenchments, praised my sketch, and with the
+ impromptu cordiality of artists carried me into his apartment; where I sat
+ presently in the midst of a museum of strange objects,&mdash;paddles and
+ battle-clubs and baskets, rough-hewn stone images, ornaments of threaded
+ shell, cocoanut bowls, snowy cocoanut plumes&mdash;evidences and examples
+ of another earth, another climate, another race, and another (if a ruder)
+ culture. Nor did these objects lack a fitting commentary in the
+ conversation of my new acquaintance. Doubtless you have read his book. You
+ know already how he tramped and starved, and had so fine a profit of
+ living, in his days among the islands; and meeting him, as I did, one
+ artist with another, after months of offices and picnics, you can imagine
+ with what charm he would speak, and with what pleasure I would hear. It
+ was in such talks, which we were both eager to repeat, that I first heard
+ the names&mdash;first fell under the spell&mdash;of the islands; and it
+ was from one of the first of them that I returned (a happy man) with <i>Omoo</i>
+ under one arm, and my friend's own adventures under the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The second incident was more dramatic, and had, besides, a bearing on my
+ future. I was standing, one day, near a boat-landing under Telegraph Hill.
+ A large barque, perhaps of eighteen hundred tons, was coming more than
+ usually close about the point to reach her moorings; and I was observing
+ her with languid inattention, when I observed two men to stride across the
+ bulwarks, drop into a shore boat, and, violently dispossessing the boatman
+ of his oars, pull toward the landing where I stood. In a surprisingly
+ short time they came tearing up the steps; and I could see that both were
+ too well dressed to be foremast hands&mdash;the first even with research,
+ and both, and specially the first, appeared under the empire of some
+ strong emotion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nearest police office!&rdquo; cried the leader.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This way,&rdquo; said I, immediately falling in with their
+ precipitate pace. &ldquo;What's wrong? What ship is that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the Gleaner,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I am chief officer,
+ this gentleman's third; and we've to get in our depositions before the
+ crew. You see they might corral us with the captain; and that's no kind of
+ berth for me. I've sailed with some hard cases in my time, and seen pins
+ flying like sand on a squally day&mdash;but never a match to our old man.
+ It never let up from the Hook to the Farallones; and the last man was
+ dropped not sixteen hours ago. Packet rats our men were, and as tough a
+ crowd as ever sand-bagged a man's head in; but they looked sick enough
+ when the captain started in with his fancy shooting.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, he's done up,&rdquo; observed the other. &ldquo;He won't go to
+ sea no more.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You make me tired,&rdquo; retorted his superior. &ldquo;If he gets
+ ashore in one piece and isn't lynched in the next ten minutes, he'll do
+ yet. The owners have a longer memory than the public; they'll stand by
+ him; they don't find as smart a captain every day in the year.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, he's a son of a gun of a fine captain; there ain't no doubt of
+ that,&rdquo; concurred the other, heartily. &ldquo;Why, I don't suppose
+ there's been no wages paid aboard that Gleaner for three trips.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No wages?&rdquo; I exclaimed, for I was still a novice in maritime
+ affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not to sailor-men before the mast,&rdquo; agreed the mate. &ldquo;Men
+ cleared out; wasn't the soft job they maybe took it for. She isn' the
+ first ship that never paid wages.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could not but observe that our pace was progressively relaxing; and
+ indeed I have often wondered since whether the hurry of the start were not
+ intended for the gallery alone. Certain it is at least, that when we had
+ reached the police office, and the mates had made their deposition, and
+ told their horrid tale of five men murdered, some with savage passion,
+ some with cold brutality, between Sandy Hook and San Francisco, the police
+ were despatched in time to be too late. Before we arrived, the ruffian had
+ slipped out upon the dock, had mingled with the crowd, and found a refuge
+ in the house of an acquaintance; and the ship was only tenanted by his
+ late victims. Well for him that he had been thus speedy. For when word
+ began to go abroad among the shore-side characters, when the last victim
+ was carried by to the hospital, when those who had escaped (as by miracle)
+ from that floating shambles, began to circulate and show their wounds in
+ the crowd, it was strange to witness the agitation that seized and shook
+ that portion of the city. Men shed tears in public; bosses of
+ lodging-houses, long inured to brutality, and above all, brutality to
+ sailors, shook their fists at heaven: if hands could have been laid on the
+ captain of the Gleaner, his shrift would have been short. That night (so
+ gossip reports) he was headed up in a barrel and smuggled across the bay:
+ in two ships already he had braved the penitentiary and the gallows; and
+ yet, by last accounts, he now commands another on the Western Ocean.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I have said, I was never quite certain whether Mr. Nares (the mate) did
+ not intend that his superior should escape. It would have been like his
+ preference of loyalty to law; it would have been like his prejudice, which
+ was all in favour of the after-guard. But it must remain a matter of
+ conjecture only. Well as I came to know him in the sequel, he was never
+ communicative on that point, nor indeed on any that concerned the voyage
+ of the Gleaner. Doubtless he had some reason for his reticence. Even
+ during our walk to the police office, he debated several times with
+ Johnson, the third officer, whether he ought not to give up himself, as
+ well as to denounce the captain. He had decided in the negative, arguing
+ that &ldquo;it would probably come to nothing; and even if there was a
+ stink, he had plenty good friends in San Francisco.&rdquo; And to nothing
+ it came; though it must have very nearly come to something, for Mr. Nares
+ disappeared immediately from view and was scarce less closely hidden than
+ his captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Johnson, on the other hand, I often met. I could never learn this man's
+ country; and though he himself claimed to be American, neither his English
+ nor his education warranted the claim. In all likelihood he was of
+ Scandinavian birth and blood, long pickled in the forecastles of English
+ and American ships. It is possible that, like so many of his race in
+ similar positions, he had already lost his native tongue. In mind, at
+ least, he was quite denationalised; thought only in English&mdash;to call
+ it so; and though by nature one of the mildest, kindest, and most feebly
+ playful of mankind, he had been so long accustomed to the cruelty of sea
+ discipline, that his stories (told perhaps with a giggle) would sometimes
+ turn me chill. In appearance, he was tall, light of weight, bold and
+ high-bred of feature, dusky-haired, and with a face of a clean even brown:
+ the ornament of outdoor men. Seated in a chair, you might have passed him
+ off for a baronet or a military officer; but let him rise, and it was
+ Fo'c's'le Jack that came rolling toward you, crab-like; let him but open
+ his lips, and it was Fo'c's'le Jack that piped and drawled his
+ ungrammatical gibberish. He had sailed (among other places) much among the
+ islands; and after a Cape Horn passage with its snow-squalls and its
+ frozen sheets, he announced his intention of &ldquo;taking a turn among
+ them Kanakas.&rdquo; I thought I should have lost him soon; but according
+ to the unwritten usage of mariners, he had first to dissipate his wages.
+ &ldquo;Guess I'll have to paint this town red,&rdquo; was his hyperbolical
+ expression; for sure no man ever embarked upon a milder course of
+ dissipation, most of his days being passed in the little parlour behind
+ Black Tom's public house, with a select corps of old particular
+ acquaintances, all from the South Seas, and all patrons of a long yarn, a
+ short pipe, and glasses round.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Black Tom's, to the front, presented the appearance of a fourth-rate
+ saloon, devoted to Kanaka seamen, dirt, negrohead tobacco, bad cigars,
+ worse gin, and guitars and banjos in a state of decline. The proprietor, a
+ powerful coloured man, was at once a publican, a ward politician, leader
+ of some brigade of &ldquo;lambs&rdquo; or &ldquo;smashers,&rdquo; at the
+ wind of whose clubs the party bosses and the mayor were supposed to
+ tremble, and (what hurt nothing) an active and reliable crimp. His front
+ quarters, then, were noisy, disreputable, and not even safe. I have seen
+ worse frequented saloons where there were fewer scandals; for Tom was
+ often drunk himself; and there is no doubt the Lambs must have been a
+ useful body, or the place would have been closed. I remember one day, not
+ long before an election, seeing a blind man, very well dressed, led up to
+ the counter and remain a long while in consultation with the negro. The
+ pair looked so ill-assorted, and the awe with which the drinkers fell back
+ and left them in the midst of an impromptu privacy was so unusual in such
+ a place, that I turned to my next neighbour with a question. He told me
+ the blind man was a distinguished party boss, called by some the King of
+ San Francisco, but perhaps better known by his picturesque Chinese
+ nickname of the Blind White Devil. &ldquo;The Lambs must be wanted pretty
+ bad, I guess,&rdquo; my informant added. I have here a sketch of the Blind
+ White Devil leaning on the counter; on the next page, and taken the same
+ hour, a jotting of Black Tom threatening a whole crowd of customers with a
+ long Smith and Wesson: to such heights and depths we rose and fell in the
+ front parts of the saloon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile, away in the back quarters, sat the small informal South Sea
+ club, talking of another world and surely of a different century. Old
+ schooner captains they were, old South Sea traders, cooks, and mates: fine
+ creatures, softened by residence among a softer race: full men besides,
+ though not by reading, but by strange experience; and for days together I
+ could hear their yarns with an unfading pleasure. All had indeed some
+ touch of the poetic; for the beach-comber, when not a mere ruffian, is the
+ poor relation of the artist. Even through Johnson's inarticulate speech,
+ his &ldquo;O yes, there ain't no harm in them Kanakas,&rdquo; or &ldquo;O
+ yes, that's a son of a gun of a fine island, mountainious right down; I
+ didn't never ought to have left that island,&rdquo; there pierced a
+ certain gusto of appreciation: and some of the rest were master-talkers.
+ From their long tales, their traits of character and unpremeditated
+ landscape, there began to piece itself together in my head some image of
+ the islands and the island life: precipitous shores, spired mountain tops,
+ the deep shade of hanging forests, the unresting surf upon the reef, and
+ the unending peace of the lagoon; sun, moon, and stars of an imperial
+ brightness; man moving in these scenes scarce fallen, and woman lovelier
+ than Eve; the primal curse abrogated, the bed made ready for the stranger,
+ life set to perpetual music, and the guest welcomed, the boat urged, and
+ the long night beguiled, with poetry and choral song. A man must have been
+ an unsuccessful artist; he must have starved on the streets of Paris; he
+ must have been yoked to a commercial force like Pinkerton, before he can
+ conceive the longings that at times assailed me. The draughty, rowdy city
+ of San Francisco, the bustling office where my friend Jim paced like a
+ caged lion daily between ten and four, even (at times) the retrospect of
+ Paris, faded in comparison. Many a man less tempted would have thrown up
+ all to realise his visions; but I was by nature unadventurous and
+ uninitiative: to divert me from all former paths and send me cruising
+ through the isles of paradise, some force external to myself must be
+ exerted; Destiny herself must use the fitting wedge; and little as I
+ deemed it, that tool was already in her hand of brass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I sat, one afternoon, in the corner of a great, glassy, silvered saloon, a
+ free lunch at my one elbow, at the other a &ldquo;conscientious nude&rdquo;
+ from the brush of local talent; when, with the tramp of feet and a sudden
+ buzz of voices, the swing-doors were flung broadly open and the place
+ carried as by storm. The crowd which thus entered (mostly seafaring men,
+ and all prodigiously excited) contained a sort of kernel or general centre
+ of interest, which the rest merely surrounded and advertised, as children
+ in the Old World surround and escort the Punch-and-Judy man; the word went
+ round the bar like wildfire that these were Captain Trent and the
+ survivors of the British brig Flying Scud, picked up by a British war-ship
+ on Midway Island, arrived that morning in San Francisco Bay, and now fresh
+ from making the necessary declarations. Presently I had a good sight of
+ them: four brown, seamanlike fellows, standing by the counter, glass in
+ hand, the centre of a score of questioners. One was a Kanaka&mdash;the
+ cook, I was informed; one carried a cage with a canary, which occasionally
+ trilled into thin song; one had his left arm in a sling and looked
+ gentlemanlike, and somewhat sickly, as though the injury had been severe
+ and he was scarce recovered; and the captain himself&mdash;a red-faced,
+ blue-eyed, thickset man of five and forty&mdash;wore a bandage on his
+ right hand. The incident struck me; I was struck particularly to see
+ captain, cook, and foremost hands walking the street and visiting saloons
+ in company; and, as when anything impressed me, I got my sketch-book out,
+ and began to steal a sketch of the four castaways. The crowd, sympathising
+ with my design, made a clear lane across the room; and I was thus enabled,
+ all unobserved myself, to observe with a still-growing closeness the face
+ and the demeanour of Captain Trent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Warmed by whiskey and encouraged by the eagerness of the bystanders, that
+ gentleman was now rehearsing the history of his misfortune. It was but
+ scraps that reached me: how he &ldquo;filled her on the starboard tack,&rdquo;
+ and how &ldquo;it came up sudden out of the nor'nor'west,&rdquo; and
+ &ldquo;there she was, high and dry.&rdquo; Sometimes he would appeal to
+ one of the men&mdash;&ldquo;That was how it was, Jack?&rdquo;&mdash;and
+ the man would reply, &ldquo;That was the way of it, Captain Trent.&rdquo;
+ Lastly, he started a fresh tide of popular sympathy by enunciating the
+ sentiment, &ldquo;Damn all these Admirality Charts, and that's what I say!&rdquo;
+ From the nodding of heads and the murmurs of assent that followed, I could
+ see that Captain Trent had established himself in the public mind as a
+ gentleman and a thorough navigator: about which period, my sketch of the
+ four men and the canary-bird being finished, and all (especially the
+ canary-bird) excellent likenesses, I buckled up my book, and slipped from
+ the saloon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Little did I suppose that I was leaving Act I, Scene I, of the drama of my
+ life; and yet the scene, or rather the captain's face, lingered for some
+ time in my memory. I was no prophet, as I say; but I was something else: I
+ was an observer; and one thing I knew, I knew when a man was terrified.
+ Captain Trent, of the British brig Flying Scud, had been glib; he had been
+ ready; he had been loud; but in his blue eyes I could detect the chill,
+ and in the lines of his countenance spy the agitation of perpetual terror.
+ Was he trembling for his certificate? In my judgment, it was some livelier
+ kind of fear that thrilled in the man's marrow as he turned to drink. Was
+ it the result of recent shock, and had he not yet recovered the disaster
+ to his brig? I remembered how a friend of mine had been in a railway
+ accident, and shook and started for a month; and although Captain Trent of
+ the Flying Scud had none of the appearance of a nervous man, I told
+ myself, with incomplete conviction, that his must be a similar case.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IX. THE WRECK OF THE &ldquo;FLYING SCUD.&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The next morning I found Pinkerton, who had risen before me, seated at our
+ usual table, and deep in the perusal of what I will call the <i>Daily
+ Occidental</i>. This was a paper (I know not if it be so still) that stood
+ out alone among its brethren in the West; the others, down to their
+ smallest item, were defaced with capitals, head-lines, alliterations,
+ swaggering misquotations, and the shoddy picturesque and unpathetic pathos
+ of the Harry Millers: the <i>Occidental</i> alone appeared to be written
+ by a dull, sane, Christian gentleman, singly desirous of communicating
+ knowledge. It had not only this merit, which endeared it to me, but was
+ admittedly the best informed on business matters, which attracted
+ Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Loudon,&rdquo; said he, looking up from the journal, &ldquo;you
+ sometimes think I have too many irons in the fire. My notion, on the other
+ hand, is, when you see a dollar lying, pick it up! Well, here I've tumbled
+ over a whole pile of 'em on a reef in the middle of the Pacific.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Jim, you miserable fellow!&rdquo; I exclaimed; &ldquo;haven't
+ we Depew City, one of God's green centres for this State? haven't we&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just listen to this,&rdquo; interrupted Jim. &ldquo;It's miserable
+ copy; these <i>Occidental</i> reporter fellows have no fire; but the facts
+ are right enough, I guess.&rdquo; And he began to read:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;WRECK OF THE BRITISH BRIG, 'FLYING SCUD.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;H.B.M.S. Tempest, which arrived yesterday at this port, brings
+ Captain Trent and four men of the British brig Flying Scud, cast away
+ February 12th on Midway Island, and most providentially rescued the next
+ day. The Flying Scud was of 200 tons burthen, owned in London, and has
+ been out nearly two years tramping. Captain Trent left Hong Kong December
+ 8th, bound for this port in rice and a small mixed cargo of silks, teas,
+ and China notions, the whole valued at $10,000, fully covered by
+ insurance. The log shows plenty of fine weather, with light airs, calms,
+ and squalls. In lat. 28 N., long. 177 W., his water going rotten, and
+ misled by Hoyt's <i>North Pacific Directory</i>, which informed him there
+ was a coaling station on the island, Captain Trent put in to Midway
+ Island. He found it a literal sandbank, surrounded by a coral reef mostly
+ submerged. Birds were very plenty, there was good fish in the lagoon, but
+ no firewood; and the water, which could be obtained by digging, brackish.
+ He found good holding-ground off the north end of the larger bank in
+ fifteen fathoms water; bottom sandy, with coral patches. Here he was
+ detained seven days by a calm, the crew suffering severely from the water,
+ which was gone quite bad; and it was only on the evening of the 12th, that
+ a little wind sprang up, coming puffy out of N.N.E. Late as it was,
+ Captain Trent immediately weighed anchor and attempted to get out. While
+ the vessel was beating up to the passage, the wind took a sudden lull, and
+ then veered squally into N. and even N.N.W., driving the brig ashore on
+ the sand at about twenty minutes before six o'clock. John Wallen, a native
+ of Finland, and Charles Holdorsen, a native of Sweden, were drowned
+ alongside, in attempting to lower a boat, neither being able to swim, the
+ squall very dark, and the noise of the breakers drowning everything. At
+ the same time John Brown, another of the crew, had his arm broken by the
+ falls. Captain Trent further informed the OCCIDENTAL reporter, that the
+ brig struck heavily at first bows on, he supposes upon coral; that she
+ then drove over the obstacle, and now lies in sand, much down by the head
+ and with a list to starboard. In the first collision she must have
+ sustained some damage, as she was making water forward. The rice will
+ probably be all destroyed: but the more valuable part of the cargo is
+ fortunately in the afterhold. Captain Trent was preparing his long-boat
+ for sea, when the providential arrival of the Tempest, pursuant to
+ Admiralty orders to call at islands in her course for castaways, saved the
+ gallant captain from all further danger. It is scarcely necessary to add
+ that both the officers and men of the unfortunate vessel speak in high
+ terms of the kindness they received on board the man-of-war. We print a
+ list of the survivors: Jacob Trent, master, of Hull, England; Elias
+ Goddedaal, mate, native of Christiansand, Sweden; Ah Wing, cook, native of
+ Sana, China; John Brown, native of Glasgow, Scotland; John Hardy, native
+ of London, England. The Flying Scud is ten years old, and this morning
+ will be sold as she stands, by order of Lloyd's agent, at public auction
+ for the benefit of the underwriters. The auction will take place in the
+ Merchants' Exchange at ten o'clock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Farther Particulars.&mdash;Later in the afternoon the OCCIDENTAL
+ reporter found Lieutenant Sebright, first officer of H.B.M.S. Tempest, at
+ the Palace Hotel. The gallant officer was somewhat pressed for time, but
+ confirmed the account given by Captain Trent in all particulars. He added
+ that the Flying Scud is in an excellent berth, and except in the highly
+ improbable event of a heavy N.W. gale, might last until next winter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You will never know anything of literature,&rdquo; said I, when Jim
+ had finished. &ldquo;That is a good, honest, plain piece of work, and
+ tells the story clearly. I see only one mistake: the cook is not a
+ Chinaman; he is a Kanaka, and I think a Hawaiian.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, how do you know that?&rdquo; asked Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I saw the whole gang yesterday in a saloon,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I
+ even heard the tale, or might have heard it, from Captain Trent himself,
+ who struck me as thirsty and nervous.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that's neither here nor there,&rdquo; cried Pinkerton.
+ &ldquo;The point is, how about these dollars lying on a reef?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Will it pay?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pay like a sugar trust!&rdquo; exclaimed Pinkerton. &ldquo;Don't
+ you see what this British officer says about the safety? Don't you see the
+ cargo's valued at ten thousand? Schooners are begging just now; I can get
+ my pick of them at two hundred and fifty a month; and how does that foot
+ up? It looks like three hundred per cent. to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You forget,&rdquo; I objected, &ldquo;the captain himself declares
+ the rice is damaged.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's a point, I know,&rdquo; admitted Jim. &ldquo;But the rice is
+ the sluggish article, anyway; it's little more account than ballast; it's
+ the tea and silks that I look to: all we have to find is the proportion,
+ and one look at the manifest will settle that. I've rung up Lloyd's on
+ purpose; the captain is to meet me there in an hour, and then I'll be as
+ posted on that brig as if I built her. Besides, you've no idea what
+ pickings there are about a wreck&mdash;copper, lead, rigging, anchors,
+ chains, even the crockery, Loudon!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You seem to me to forget one trifle,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Before
+ you pick that wreck, you've got to buy her, and how much will she cost?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One hundred dollars,&rdquo; replied Jim, with the promptitude of an
+ automaton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How on earth do you guess that?&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't guess; I know it,&rdquo; answered the Commercial Force.
+ &ldquo;My dear boy, I may be a galoot about literature, but you'll always
+ be an outsider in business. How do you suppose I bought the James L. Moody
+ for two hundred and fifty, her boats alone worth four times the money?
+ Because my name stood first in the list. Well it stands there again; I
+ have the naming of the figure, and I name a small one because of the
+ distance: but it wouldn't matter what I named; that would be the price.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It sounds mysterious enough,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Is this public
+ auction conducted in a subterranean vault? Could a plain citizen&mdash;myself,
+ for instance&mdash;come and see?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, everything's open and above board!&rdquo; he cried indignantly.
+ &ldquo;Anybody can come, only nobody bids against us; and if he did, he
+ would get frozen out. It's been tried before now, and once was enough. We
+ hold the plant; we've got the connection; we can afford to go higher than
+ any outsider; there's two million dollars in the ring; and we stick at
+ nothing. Or suppose anybody did buy over our head&mdash;I tell you,
+ Loudon, he would think this town gone crazy; he could no more get business
+ through on the city front than I can dance; schooners, divers, men&mdash;all
+ he wanted&mdash;the prices would fly right up and strike him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But how did you get in?&rdquo; I asked. &ldquo;You were once an
+ outsider like your neighbours, I suppose?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I took hold of that thing, Loudon, and just studied it up,&rdquo;
+ he replied. &ldquo;It took my fancy; it was so romantic, and then I saw
+ there was boodle in the thing; and I figured on the business till no man
+ alive could give me points. Nobody knew I had an eye on wrecks till one
+ fine morning I dropped in upon Douglas B. Longhurst in his den, gave him
+ all the facts and figures, and put it to him straight: 'Do you want me in
+ this ring? or shall I start another?' He took half an hour, and when I
+ came back, 'Pink,' says he, 'I've put your name on.' The first time I came
+ to the top, it was that Moody racket; now it's the Flying Scud.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whereupon Pinkerton, looking at his watch, uttered an exclamation, made a
+ hasty appointment with myself for the doors of the Merchants' Exchange,
+ and fled to examine manifests and interview the skipper. I finished my
+ cigarette with the deliberation of a man at the end of many picnics;
+ reflecting to myself that of all forms of the dollar hunt, this wrecking
+ had by far the most address to my imagination. Even as I went down town,
+ in the brisk bustle and chill of the familiar San Francisco thoroughfares,
+ I was haunted by a vision of the wreck, baking so far away in the strong
+ sun, under a cloud of sea-birds; and even then, and for no better reason,
+ my heart inclined towards the adventure. If not myself, something that was
+ mine, some one at least in my employment, should voyage to that
+ ocean-bounded pin-point and descend to that deserted cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton met me at the appointed moment, pinched of lip and more than
+ usually erect of bearing, like one conscious of great resolves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it might be better, and it might be
+ worse. This Captain Trent is a remarkably honest fellow&mdash;one out of a
+ thousand. As soon as he knew I was in the market, he owned up about the
+ rice in so many words. By his calculation, if there's thirty mats of it
+ saved, it's an outside figure. However, the manifest was cheerier. There's
+ about five thousand dollars of the whole value in silks and teas and
+ nut-oils and that, all in the lazarette, and as safe as if it was in
+ Kearney Street. The brig was new coppered a year ago. There's upwards of a
+ hundred and fifty fathom away-up chain. It's not a bonanza, but there's
+ boodle in it; and we'll try it on.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was by that time hard on ten o'clock, and we turned at once into the
+ place of sale. The Flying Scud, although so important to ourselves,
+ appeared to attract a very humble share of popular attention. The
+ auctioneer was surrounded by perhaps a score of lookers-on, big fellows,
+ for the most part, of the true Western build, long in the leg, broad in
+ the shoulder, and adorned (to a plain man's taste) with needless finery. A
+ jaunty, ostentatious comradeship prevailed. Bets were flying, and
+ nicknames. &ldquo;The boys&rdquo; (as they would have called themselves)
+ were very boyish; and it was plain they were here in mirth, and not on
+ business. Behind, and certainly in strong contrast to these gentlemen, I
+ could detect the figure of my friend Captain Trent, come (as I could very
+ well imagine that a captain would) to hear the last of his old vessel.
+ Since yesterday, he had rigged himself anew in ready-made black clothes,
+ not very aptly fitted; the upper left-hand pocket showing a corner of silk
+ handkerchief, the lower, on the other side, bulging with papers. Pinkerton
+ had just given this man a high character. Certainly he seemed to have been
+ very frank, and I looked at him again to trace (if possible) that virtue
+ in his face. It was red and broad and flustered and (I thought) false. The
+ whole man looked sick with some unknown anxiety; and as he stood there,
+ unconscious of my observation, he tore at his nails, scowled on the floor,
+ or glanced suddenly, sharply, and fearfully at passers-by. I was still
+ gazing at the man in a kind of fascination, when the sale began.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some preliminaries were rattled through, to the irreverent, uninterrupted
+ gambolling of the boys; and then, amid a trifle more attention, the
+ auctioneer sounded for some two or three minutes the pipe of the charmer.
+ Fine brig&mdash;new copper&mdash;valuable fittings&mdash;three fine boats&mdash;remarkably
+ choice cargo&mdash;what the auctioneer would call a perfectly safe
+ investment; nay, gentlemen, he would go further, he would put a figure on
+ it: he had no hesitation (had that bold auctioneer) in putting it in
+ figures; and in his view, what with this and that, and one thing and
+ another, the purchaser might expect to clear a sum equal to the entire
+ estimated value of the cargo; or, gentlemen, in other words, a sum of ten
+ thousand dollars. At this modest computation the roof immediately above
+ the speaker's head (I suppose, through the intervention of a spectator of
+ ventriloquial tastes) uttered a clear &ldquo;Cock-a-doodle-doo!&rdquo;&mdash;whereat
+ all laughed, the auctioneer himself obligingly joining.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, gentlemen, what shall we say?&rdquo; resumed that gentleman,
+ plainly ogling Pinkerton,&mdash;&ldquo;what shall we say for this
+ remarkable opportunity?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One hundred dollars,&rdquo; said Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One hundred dollars from Mr. Pinkerton,&rdquo; went the auctioneer,
+ &ldquo;one hundred dollars. No other gentleman inclined to make any
+ advance? One hundred dollars, only one hundred dollars&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The auctioneer was droning on to some such tune as this, and I, on my
+ part, was watching with something between sympathy and amazement the
+ undisguised emotion of Captain Trent, when we were all startled by the
+ interjection of a bid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; said a sharp voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton, the auctioneer, and the boys, who were all equally in the open
+ secret of the ring, were now all equally and simultaneously taken aback.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; said the auctioneer. &ldquo;Anybody bid?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; reiterated the voice, which I was now able to
+ trace to its origin, on the lips of a small, unseemly rag of human-kind.
+ The speaker's skin was gray and blotched; he spoke in a kind of broken
+ song, with much variety of key; his gestures seemed (as in the disease
+ called Saint Vitus's dance) to be imperfectly under control; he was badly
+ dressed; he carried himself with an air of shrinking assumption, as though
+ he were proud to be where he was and to do what he was doing, and yet half
+ expected to be called in question and kicked out. I think I never saw a
+ man more of a piece; and the type was new to me; I had never before set
+ eyes upon his parallel, and I thought instinctively of Balzac and the
+ lower regions of the <i>Comedie Humaine</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton stared a moment on the intruder with no friendly eye, tore a
+ leaf from his note-book, and scribbled a line in pencil, turned, beckoned
+ a messenger boy, and whispered, &ldquo;To Longhurst.&rdquo; Next moment
+ the boy had sped upon his errand, and Pinkerton was again facing the
+ auctioneer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Two hundred dollars,&rdquo; said Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; said the enemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This looks lively,&rdquo; whispered I to Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes; the little beast means cold drawn biz,&rdquo; returned my
+ friend. &ldquo;Well, he'll have to have a lesson. Wait till I see
+ Longhurst. Three hundred,&rdquo; he added aloud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; came the echo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was about this moment when my eye fell again on Captain Trent. A deeper
+ shade had mounted to his crimson face: the new coat was unbuttoned and all
+ flying open; the new silk handkerchief in busy requisition; and the man's
+ eye, of a clear sailor blue, shone glassy with excitement. He was anxious
+ still, but now (if I could read a face) there was hope in his anxiety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jim,&rdquo; I whispered, &ldquo;look at Trent. Bet you what you
+ please he was expecting this.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;there's some blame' thing going
+ on here.&rdquo; And he renewed his bid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The figure had run up into the neighbourhood of a thousand when I was
+ aware of a sensation in the faces opposite, and looking over my shoulder,
+ saw a very large, bland, handsome man come strolling forth and make a
+ little signal to the auctioneer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One word, Mr. Borden,&rdquo; said he; and then to Jim, &ldquo;Well,
+ Pink, where are we up to now?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton gave him the figure. &ldquo;I ran up to that on my own
+ responsibility, Mr. Longhurst,&rdquo; he added, with a flush. &ldquo;I
+ thought it the square thing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so it was,&rdquo; said Mr. Longhurst, patting him kindly on the
+ shoulder, like a gratified uncle. &ldquo;Well, you can drop out now; we
+ take hold ourselves. You can run it up to five thousand; and if he likes
+ to go beyond that, he's welcome to the bargain.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By the by, who is he?&rdquo; asked Pinkerton. &ldquo;He looks away
+ down.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've sent Billy to find out.&rdquo; And at the very moment Mr.
+ Longhurst received from the hands of one of the expensive young gentlemen
+ a folded paper. It was passed round from one to another till it came to
+ me, and I read: &ldquo;Harry D. Bellairs, Attorney-at-Law; defended Clara
+ Varden; twice nearly disbarred.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that gets me!&rdquo; observed Mr. Longhurst. &ldquo;Who can
+ have put up a shyster [1] like that? Nobody with money, that's a sure
+ thing. Suppose you tried a big bluff? I think I would, Pink. Well, ta-ta!
+ Your partner, Mr. Dodd? Happy to have the pleasure of your acquaintance,
+ sir.&rdquo; And the great man withdrew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[1] A low lawyer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what do you think of Douglas B.?&rdquo; whispered Pinkerton,
+ looking reverently after him as he departed. &ldquo;Six foot of perfect
+ gentleman and culture to his boots.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During this interview the auction had stood transparently arrested, the
+ auctioneer, the spectators, and even Bellairs, all well aware that Mr.
+ Longhurst was the principal, and Jim but a speaking-trumpet. But now that
+ the Olympian Jupiter was gone, Mr. Borden thought proper to affect
+ severity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come, come, Mr. Pinkerton. Any advance?&rdquo; he snapped.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Pinkerton, resolved on the big bluff, replied, &ldquo;Two thousand
+ dollars.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bellairs preserved his composure. &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; said he. But
+ there was a stir among the onlookers, and what was of more importance,
+ Captain Trent had turned pale and visibly gulped.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pitch it in again, Jim,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Trent is weakening.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Three thousand,&rdquo; said Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; said Bellairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then the bidding returned to its original movement by hundreds and
+ fifties; but I had been able in the meanwhile to draw two conclusions. In
+ the first place, Bellairs had made his last advance with a smile of
+ gratified vanity; and I could see the creature was glorying in the kudos
+ of an unusual position and secure of ultimate success. In the second,
+ Trent had once more changed colour at the thousand leap, and his relief,
+ when he heard the answering fifty was manifest and unaffected. Here then
+ was a problem: both were presumably in the same interest, yet the one was
+ not in the confidence of the other. Nor was this all. A few bids later it
+ chanced that my eye encountered that of Captain Trent, and his, which
+ glittered with excitement, was instantly, and I thought guiltily,
+ withdrawn. He wished, then, to conceal his interest? As Jim had said,
+ there was some blamed thing going on. And for certain, here were these two
+ men, so strangely united, so strangely divided, both sharp-set to keep the
+ wreck from us, and that at an exorbitant figure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Was the wreck worth more than we supposed? A sudden heat was kindled in my
+ brain; the bids were nearing Longhurst's limit of five thousand; another
+ minute, and all would be too late. Tearing a leaf from my sketch-book, and
+ inspired (I suppose) by vanity in my own powers of inference and
+ observation, I took the one mad decision of my life. &ldquo;If you care to
+ go ahead,&rdquo; I wrote, &ldquo;I'm in for all I'm worth.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jim read and looked round at me like one bewildered; then his eyes
+ lightened, and turning again to the auctioneer, he bid, &ldquo;Five
+ thousand one hundred dollars.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; said monotonous Bellairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently Pinkerton scribbled, &ldquo;What can it be?&rdquo; and I
+ answered, still on paper: &ldquo;I can't imagine; but there's something.
+ Watch Bellairs; he'll go up to the ten thousand, see if he don't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And he did, and we followed. Long before this, word had gone abroad that
+ there was battle royal: we were surrounded by a crowd that looked on
+ wondering; and when Pinkerton had offered ten thousand dollars (the
+ outside value of the cargo, even were it safe in San Francisco Bay) and
+ Bellairs, smirking from ear to ear to be the centre of so much attention,
+ had jerked out his answering, &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; wonder deepened to
+ excitement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ten thousand one hundred,&rdquo; said Jim; and even as he spoke he
+ made a sudden gesture with his hand, his face changed, and I could see
+ that he had guessed, or thought that he had guessed, the mystery. As he
+ scrawled another memorandum in his note-book, his hand shook like a
+ telegraph-operator's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Chinese ship,&rdquo; ran the legend; and then, in big, tremulous
+ half-text, and with a flourish that overran the margin, &ldquo;Opium!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To be sure! thought I: this must be the secret. I knew that scarce a ship
+ came in from any Chinese port, but she carried somewhere, behind a
+ bulkhead, or in some cunning hollow of the beams, a nest of the valuable
+ poison. Doubtless there was some such treasure on the Flying Scud. How
+ much was it worth? We knew not, we were gambling in the dark; but Trent
+ knew, and Bellairs; and we could only watch and judge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time neither Pinkerton nor I were of sound mind. Pinkerton was
+ beside himself, his eyes like lamps. I shook in every member. To any
+ stranger entering (say) in the course of the fifteenth thousand, we should
+ probably have cut a poorer figure than Bellairs himself. But we did not
+ pause; and the crowd watched us, now in silence, now with a buzz of
+ whispers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seventeen thousand had been reached, when Douglas B. Longhurst, forcing
+ his way into the opposite row of faces, conspicuously and repeatedly shook
+ his head at Jim. Jim's answer was a note of two words: &ldquo;My racket!&rdquo;
+ which, when the great man had perused, he shook his finger warningly and
+ departed, I thought, with a sorrowful countenance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Although Mr. Longhurst knew nothing of Bellairs, the shady lawyer knew all
+ about the Wrecker Boss. He had seen him enter the ring with manifest
+ expectation; he saw him depart, and the bids continue, with manifest
+ surprise and disappointment. &ldquo;Hullo,&rdquo; he plainly thought,
+ &ldquo;this is not the ring I'm fighting, then?&rdquo; And he determined
+ to put on a spurt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Eighteen thousand,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; said Jim, taking a leaf out of his adversary's
+ book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Twenty thousand,&rdquo; from Bellairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And fifty,&rdquo; from Jim, with a little nervous titter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And with one consent they returned to the old pace, only now it was
+ Bellairs who took the hundreds, and Jim who did the fifty business. But by
+ this time our idea had gone abroad. I could hear the word &ldquo;opium&rdquo;
+ pass from mouth to mouth; and by the looks directed at us, I could see we
+ were supposed to have some private information. And here an incident
+ occurred highly typical of San Francisco. Close at my back there had stood
+ for some time a stout, middle-aged gentleman, with pleasant eyes, hair
+ pleasantly grizzled, and a ruddy, pleasing face. All of a sudden he
+ appeared as a third competitor, skied the Flying Scud with four fat bids
+ of a thousand dollars each, and then as suddenly fled the field, remaining
+ thenceforth (as before) a silent, interested spectator.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ever since Mr. Longhurst's useless intervention, Bellairs had seemed
+ uneasy; and at this new attack, he began (in his turn) to scribble a note
+ between the bids. I imagined naturally enough that it would go to Captain
+ Trent; but when it was done, and the writer turned and looked behind him
+ in the crowd, to my unspeakable amazement, he did not seem to remark the
+ captain's presence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Messenger boy, messenger boy!&rdquo; I heard him say. &ldquo;Somebody
+ call me a messenger boy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last somebody did, but it was not the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's sending for instructions,&rdquo; I wrote to Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For money,&rdquo; he wrote back. &ldquo;Shall I strike out? I think
+ this is the time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thirty thousand,&rdquo; said Pinkerton, making a leap of close upon
+ three thousand dollars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could see doubt in Bellairs's eye; then, sudden resolution. &ldquo;Thirty-five
+ thousand,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Forty thousand,&rdquo; said Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a long pause, during which Bellairs's countenance was as a book;
+ and then, not much too soon for the impending hammer, &ldquo;Forty
+ thousand and five dollars,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pinkerton and I exchanged eloquent glances. We were of one mind. Bellairs
+ had tried a bluff; now he perceived his mistake, and was bidding against
+ time; he was trying to spin out the sale until the messenger boy returned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Forty-five thousand dollars,&rdquo; said Pinkerton: his voice was
+ like a ghost's and tottered with emotion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Forty-five thousand and five dollars,&rdquo; said Bellairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fifty thousand,&rdquo; said Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon, Mr. Pinkerton. Did I hear you make an advance,
+ sir?&rdquo; asked the auctioneer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&mdash;I have a difficulty in speaking,&rdquo; gasped Jim. &ldquo;It's
+ fifty thousand, Mr. Borden.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bellairs was on his feet in a moment. &ldquo;Auctioneer,&rdquo; he said,
+ &ldquo;I have to beg the favour of three moments at the telephone. In this
+ matter, I am acting on behalf of a certain party to whom I have just
+ written&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have nothing to do with any of this,&rdquo; said the auctioneer,
+ brutally. &ldquo;I am here to sell this wreck. Do you make any advance on
+ fifty thousand?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have the honour to explain to you, sir,&rdquo; returned Bellairs,
+ with a miserable assumption of dignity. &ldquo;Fifty thousand was the
+ figure named by my principal; but if you will give me the small favour of
+ two moments at the telephone&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, nonsense!&rdquo; said the auctioneer. &ldquo;If you make no
+ advance, I'll knock it down to Mr. Pinkerton.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I warn you,&rdquo; cried the attorney, with sudden shrillness.
+ &ldquo;Have a care what you're about. You are here to sell for the
+ underwriters, let me tell you&mdash;not to act for Mr. Douglas Longhurst.
+ This sale has been already disgracefully interrupted to allow that person
+ to hold a consultation with his minions. It has been much commented on.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was no complaint at the time,&rdquo; said the auctioneer,
+ manifestly discountenanced. &ldquo;You should have complained at the time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am not here to conduct this sale,&rdquo; replied Bellairs;
+ &ldquo;I am not paid for that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I am, you see,&rdquo; retorted the auctioneer, his impudence
+ quite restored; and he resumed his sing-song. &ldquo;Any advance on fifty
+ thousand dollars? No advance on fifty thousand? No advance, gentlemen?
+ Going at fifty thousand, the wreck of the brig Flying Scud&mdash;going&mdash;going&mdash;gone!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My God, Jim, can we pay the money?&rdquo; I cried, as the stroke of
+ the hammer seemed to recall me from a dream.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's got to be raised,&rdquo; said he, white as a sheet. &ldquo;It'll
+ be a hell of a strain, Loudon. The credit's good for it, I think; but I
+ shall have to get around. Write me a cheque for your stuff. Meet me at the
+ Occidental in an hour.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I wrote my cheque at a desk, and I declare I could never have recognised
+ my signature. Jim was gone in a moment; Trent had vanished even earlier;
+ only Bellairs remained exchanging insults with the auctioneer; and,
+ behold! as I pushed my way out of the exchange, who should run full tilt
+ into my arms, but the messenger boy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was by so near a margin that we became the owners of the Flying Scud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER X. IN WHICH THE CREW VANISH.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ At the door of the exchange I found myself along-side of the short,
+ middle-aged gentleman who had made an appearance, so vigorous and so
+ brief, in the great battle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Congratulate you, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;You and your
+ friend stuck to your guns nobly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No thanks to you, sir,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;running us up a
+ thousand at a time, and tempting all the speculators in San Francisco to
+ come and have a try.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, that was temporary insanity,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;and I thank
+ the higher powers I am still a free man. Walking this way, Mr. Dodd? I'll
+ walk along with you. It's pleasant for an old fogy like myself to see the
+ young bloods in the ring; I've done some pretty wild gambles in my time in
+ this very city, when it was a smaller place and I was a younger man. Yes,
+ I know you, Mr. Dodd. By sight, I may say I know you extremely well, you
+ and your followers, the fellows in the kilts, eh? Pardon me. But I have
+ the misfortune to own a little box on the Saucelito shore. I'll be glad to
+ see you there any Sunday&mdash;without the fellows in kilts, you know; and
+ I can give you a bottle of wine, and show you the best collection of
+ Arctic voyages in the States. Morgan is my name&mdash;Judge Morgan&mdash;a
+ Welshman and a forty-niner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, if you're a pioneer,&rdquo; cried I, &ldquo;come to me and I'll
+ provide you with an axe.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll want your axes for yourself, I fancy,&rdquo; he returned,
+ with one of his quick looks. &ldquo;Unless you have private knowledge,
+ there will be a good deal of rather violent wrecking to do before you find
+ that&mdash;opium, do you call it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it's either opium, or we are stark, staring mad,&rdquo; I
+ replied. &ldquo;But I assure you we have no private information. We went
+ in (as I suppose you did yourself) on observation.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An observer, sir?&rdquo; inquired the judge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I may say it is my trade&mdash;or, rather, was,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well now, and what did you think of Bellairs?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very little indeed,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I may tell you,&rdquo; continued the judge, &ldquo;that to me, the
+ employment of a fellow like that appears inexplicable. I knew him; he
+ knows me, too; he has often heard from me in court; and I assure you the
+ man is utterly blown upon; it is not safe to trust him with a dollar; and
+ here we find him dealing up to fifty thousand. I can't think who can have
+ so trusted him, but I am very sure it was a stranger in San Francisco.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Some one for the owners, I suppose,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Surely not!&rdquo; exclaimed the judge. &ldquo;Owners in London can
+ have nothing to say to opium smuggled between Hong Kong and San Francisco.
+ I should rather fancy they would be the last to hear of it&mdash;until the
+ ship was seized. No; I was thinking of the captain. But where would he get
+ the money? above all, after having laid out so much to buy the stuff in
+ China? Unless, indeed, he were acting for some one in 'Frisco; and in that
+ case&mdash;here we go round again in the vicious circle&mdash;Bellairs
+ would not have been employed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think I can assure you it was not the captain,&rdquo; said I;
+ &ldquo;for he and Bellairs are not acquainted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wasn't that the captain with the red face and coloured
+ handkerchief? He seemed to me to follow Bellairs's game with the most
+ thrilling interest,&rdquo; objected Mr. Morgan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perfectly true,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;Trent is deeply interested;
+ he very likely knew Bellairs, and he certainly knew what he was there for;
+ but I can put my hand in the fire that Bellairs didn't know Trent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Another singularity,&rdquo; observed the judge. &ldquo;Well, we
+ have had a capital forenoon. But you take an old lawyer's advice, and get
+ to Midway Island as fast as you can. There's a pot of money on the table,
+ and Bellairs and Co. are not the men to stick at trifles.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this parting counsel Judge Morgan shook hands and made off along
+ Montgomery Street, while I entered the Occidental Hotel, on the steps of
+ which we had finished our conversation. I was well known to the clerks,
+ and as soon as it was understood that I was there to wait for Pinkerton
+ and lunch, I was invited to a seat inside the counter. Here, then, in a
+ retired corner, I was beginning to come a little to myself after these so
+ violent experiences, when who should come hurrying in, and (after a moment
+ with a clerk) fly to one of the telephone boxes but Mr. Henry D. Bellairs
+ in person? Call it what you will, but the impulse was irresistible, and I
+ rose and took a place immediately at the man's back. It may be some excuse
+ that I had often practised this very innocent form of eavesdropping upon
+ strangers, and for fun. Indeed, I scarce know anything that gives a lower
+ view of man's intelligence than to overhear (as you thus do) one side of a
+ communication.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Central,&rdquo; said the attorney, &ldquo;2241 and 584 B&rdquo; (or
+ some such numbers)&mdash;&ldquo;Who's that?&mdash;All right&mdash;Mr.
+ Bellairs&mdash;Occidental; the wires are fouled in the other place&mdash;Yes,
+ about three minutes&mdash;Yes&mdash;Yes&mdash;Your figure, I am sorry to
+ say&mdash;No&mdash;I had no authority&mdash;Neither more nor less&mdash;I
+ have every reason to suppose so&mdash;O, Pinkerton, Montana Block&mdash;Yes&mdash;Yes&mdash;Very
+ good, sir&mdash;As you will, sir&mdash;Disconnect 584 B.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bellairs turned to leave; at sight of me behind him, up flew his hands,
+ and he winced and cringed, as though in fear of bodily attack. &ldquo;O,
+ it's you!&rdquo; he cried; and then, somewhat recovered, &ldquo;Mr.
+ Pinkerton's partner, I believe? I am pleased to see you, sir&mdash;to
+ congratulate you on your late success.&rdquo; And with that he was gone,
+ obsequiously bowing as he passed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And now a madcap humour came upon me. It was plain Bellairs had been
+ communicating with his principal; I knew the number, if not the name;
+ should I ring up at once, it was more than likely he would return in
+ person to the telephone; why should not I dash (vocally) into the presence
+ of this mysterious person, and have some fun for my money. I pressed the
+ bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Central,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;connect again 2241 and 584 B.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A phantom central repeated the numbers; there was a pause, and then
+ &ldquo;Two two four one,&rdquo; came in a tiny voice into my ear&mdash;a
+ voice with the English sing-song&mdash;the voice plainly of a gentleman.
+ &ldquo;Is that you again, Mr. Bellairs?&rdquo; it trilled. &ldquo;I tell
+ you it's no use. Is that you, Mr. Bellairs? Who is that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I only want to put a single question,&rdquo; said I, civilly.
+ &ldquo;Why do you want to buy the Flying Scud?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No answer came. The telephone vibrated and hummed in miniature with all
+ the numerous talk of a great city; but the voice of 2241 was silent. Once
+ and twice I put my question; but the tiny, sing-song English voice, I
+ heard no more. The man, then, had fled? fled from an impertinent question?
+ It scarce seemed natural to me; unless on the principle that the wicked
+ fleeth when no man pursueth. I took the telephone list and turned the
+ number up: &ldquo;2241, Mrs. Keane, res. 942 Mission Street.&rdquo; And
+ that, short of driving to the house and renewing my impertinence in
+ person, was all that I could do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet, as I resumed my seat in the corner of the office, I was conscious of
+ a new element of the uncertain, the underhand, perhaps even the dangerous,
+ in our adventure; and there was now a new picture in my mental gallery, to
+ hang beside that of the wreck under its canopy of sea-birds and of Captain
+ Trent mopping his red brow&mdash;the picture of a man with a telephone
+ dice-box to his ear, and at the small voice of a single question, struck
+ suddenly as white as ashes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From these considerations I was awakened by the striking of the clock. An
+ hour and nearly twenty minutes had elapsed since Pinkerton departed for
+ the money: he was twenty minutes behind time; and to me who knew so well
+ his gluttonous despatch of business and had so frequently admired his iron
+ punctuality, the fact spoke volumes. The twenty minutes slowly stretched
+ into an hour; the hour had nearly extended to a second; and I still sat in
+ my corner of the office, or paced the marble pavement of the hall, a prey
+ to the most wretched anxiety and penitence. The hour for lunch was nearly
+ over before I remembered that I had not eaten. Heaven knows I had no
+ appetite; but there might still be much to do&mdash;it was needful I
+ should keep myself in proper trim, if it were only to digest the now too
+ probable bad news; and leaving word at the office for Pinkerton, I sat
+ down to table and called for soup, oysters, and a pint of champagne.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was not long set, before my friend returned. He looked pale and rather
+ old, refused to hear of food, and called for tea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose all's up?&rdquo; said I, with an incredible sinking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he replied; &ldquo;I've pulled it through, Loudon; just
+ pulled it through. I couldn't have raised another cent in all 'Frisco.
+ People don't like it; Longhurst even went back on me; said he wasn't a
+ three-card-monte man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what's the odds?&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;That's all we wanted,
+ isn't it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Loudon, I tell you I've had to pay blood for that money,&rdquo;
+ cried my friend, with almost savage energy and gloom. &ldquo;It's all on
+ ninety days, too; I couldn't get another day&mdash;not another day. If we
+ go ahead with this affair, Loudon, you'll have to go yourself and make the
+ fur fly. I'll stay of course&mdash;I've got to stay and face the trouble
+ in this city; though, I tell you, I just long to go. I would show these
+ fat brutes of sailors what work was; I would be all through that wreck and
+ out at the other end, before they had boosted themselves upon the deck!
+ But you'll do your level best, Loudon; I depend on you for that. You must
+ be all fire and grit and dash from the word 'go.' That schooner and the
+ boodle on board of her are bound to be here before three months, or it's
+ B. U. S. T.&mdash;bust.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll swear I'll do my best, Jim; I'll work double tides,&rdquo;
+ said I. &ldquo;It is my fault that you are in this thing, and I'll get you
+ out again or kill myself. But what is that you say? 'If we go ahead?' Have
+ we any choice, then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm coming to that,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;It isn't that I doubt
+ the investment. Don't blame yourself for that; you showed a fine, sound
+ business instinct: I always knew it was in you, but then it ripped right
+ out. I guess that little beast of an attorney knew what he was doing; and
+ he wanted nothing better than to go beyond. No, there's profit in the
+ deal; it's not that; it's these ninety-day bills, and the strain I've
+ given the credit, for I've been up and down, borrowing, and begging and
+ bribing to borrow. I don't believe there's another man but me in 'Frisco,&rdquo;
+ he cried, with a sudden fervor of self admiration, &ldquo;who could have
+ raised that last ten thousand!&mdash;Then there's another thing. I had
+ hoped you might have peddled that opium through the islands, which is
+ safer and more profitable. But with this three-month limit, you must make
+ tracks for Honolulu straight, and communicate by steamer. I'll try to put
+ up something for you there; I'll have a man spoken to who's posted on that
+ line of biz. Keep a bright lookout for him as soon's you make the islands;
+ for it's on the cards he might pick you up at sea in a whaleboat or a
+ steam-launch, and bring the dollars right on board.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It shows how much I had suffered morally during my sojourn in San
+ Francisco, that even now when our fortunes trembled in the balance, I
+ should have consented to become a smuggler and (of all things) a smuggler
+ of opium. Yet I did, and that in silence; without a protest, not without a
+ twinge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And suppose,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;suppose the opium is so securely
+ hidden that I can't get hands on it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then you will stay there till that brig is kindling-wood, and stay
+ and split that kindling-wood with your penknife,&rdquo; cried Pinkerton.
+ &ldquo;The stuff is there; we know that; and it must be found. But all
+ this is only the one string to our bow&mdash;though I tell you I've gone
+ into it head-first, as if it was our bottom dollar. Why, the first thing I
+ did before I'd raised a cent, and with this other notion in my head
+ already&mdash;the first thing I did was to secure the schooner. The Nora
+ Creina, she is, sixty-four tons, quite big enough for our purpose since
+ the rice is spoiled, and the fastest thing of her tonnage out of San
+ Francisco. For a bonus of two hundred, and a monthly charter of three, I
+ have her for my own time; wages and provisions, say four hundred more: a
+ drop in the bucket. They began firing the cargo out of her (she was part
+ loaded) near two hours ago; and about the same time John Smith got the
+ order for the stores. That's what I call business.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt of that,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;But the other notion?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, here it is,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;You agree with me that
+ Bellairs was ready to go higher?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I saw where he was coming. &ldquo;Yes&mdash;and why shouldn't he?&rdquo;
+ said I. &ldquo;Is that the line?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the line, Loudon Dodd,&rdquo; assented Jim. &ldquo;If
+ Bellairs and his principal have any desire to go me better, I'm their man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A sudden thought, a sudden fear, shot into my mind. What if I had been
+ right? What if my childish pleasantry had frightened the principal away,
+ and thus destroyed our chance? Shame closed my mouth; I began
+ instinctively a long course of reticence; and it was without a word of my
+ meeting with Bellairs, or my discovery of the address in Mission Street,
+ that I continued the discussion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Doubtless fifty thousand was originally mentioned as a round sum,&rdquo;
+ said I, &ldquo;or at least, so Bellairs supposed. But at the same time it
+ may be an outside sum; and to cover the expenses we have already incurred
+ for the money and the schooner&mdash;I am far from blaming you; I see how
+ needful it was to be ready for either event&mdash;but to cover them we
+ shall want a rather large advance.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bellairs will go to sixty thousand; it's my belief, if he were
+ properly handled, he would take the hundred,&rdquo; replied Pinkerton.
+ &ldquo;Look back on the way the sale ran at the end.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That is my own impression as regards Bellairs,&rdquo; I admitted.
+ &ldquo;The point I am trying to make is that Bellairs himself may be
+ mistaken; that what he supposed to be a round sum was really an outside
+ figure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Loudon, if that is so,&rdquo; said Jim, with extraordinary
+ gravity of face and voice, &ldquo;if that is so, let him take the Flying
+ Scud at fifty thousand, and joy go with her! I prefer the loss.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that so, Jim? Are we dipped as bad as that?&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We've put our hand farther out than we can pull it in again,
+ Loudon,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;Why, man, that fifty thousand dollars,
+ before we get clear again, will cost us nearer seventy. Yes, it figures up
+ overhead to more than ten per cent a month; and I could do no better, and
+ there isn't the man breathing could have done as well. It was a miracle,
+ Loudon. I couldn't but admire myself. O, if we had just the four months!
+ And you know, Loudon, it may still be done. With your energy and charm, if
+ the worst comes to the worst, you can run that schooner as you ran one of
+ your picnics; and we may have luck. And, O, man! if we do pull it through,
+ what a dashing operation it will be! What an advertisement! what a thing
+ to talk of, and remember all our lives! However,&rdquo; he broke off
+ suddenly, &ldquo;we must try the safe thing first. Here's for the shyster!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was another struggle in my mind, whether I should even now admit my
+ knowledge of the Mission Street address. But I had let the favourable
+ moment slip. I had now, which made it the more awkward, not merely the
+ original discovery, but my late suppression to confess. I could not help
+ reasoning, besides, that the more natural course was to approach the
+ principal by the road of his agent's office; and there weighed upon my
+ spirits a conviction that we were already too late, and that the man was
+ gone two hours ago. Once more, then, I held my peace; and after an
+ exchange of words at the telephone to assure ourselves he was at home, we
+ set out for the attorney's office.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The endless streets of any American city pass, from one end to another,
+ through strange degrees and vicissitudes of splendour and distress,
+ running under the same name between monumental warehouses, the dens and
+ taverns of thieves, and the sward and shrubbery of villas. In San
+ Francisco, the sharp inequalities of the ground, and the sea bordering on
+ so many sides, greatly exaggerate these contrasts. The street for which we
+ were now bound took its rise among blowing sands, somewhere in view of the
+ Lone Mountain Cemetery; ran for a term across that rather windy Olympus of
+ Nob Hill, or perhaps just skirted its frontier; passed almost immediately
+ after through a stage of little houses, rather impudently painted, and
+ offering to the eye of the observer this diagnostic peculiarity, that the
+ huge brass plates upon the small and highly coloured doors bore only the
+ first names of ladies&mdash;Norah or Lily or Florence; traversed China
+ Town, where it was doubtless undermined with opium cellars, and its blocks
+ pierced, after the similitude of rabbit-warrens, with a hundred doors and
+ passages and galleries; enjoyed a glimpse of high publicity at the corner
+ of Kearney; and proceeded, among dives and warehouses, towards the City
+ Front and the region of the water-rats. In this last stage of its career,
+ where it was both grimy and solitary, and alternately quiet and roaring to
+ the wheels of drays, we found a certain house of some pretension to
+ neatness, and furnished with a rustic outside stair. On the pillar of the
+ stair a black plate bore in gilded lettering this device: &ldquo;Harry D.
+ Bellairs, Attorney-at-law. Consultations, 9 to 6.&rdquo; On ascending the
+ stairs, a door was found to stand open on the balcony, with this further
+ inscription, &ldquo;Mr. Bellairs In.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wonder what we do next,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Guess we sail right in,&rdquo; returned Jim, and suited the action
+ to the word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The room in which we found ourselves was clean, but extremely bare. A
+ rather old-fashioned secretaire stood by the wall, with a chair drawn to
+ the desk; in one corner was a shelf with half-a-dozen law books; and I can
+ remember literally not another stick of furniture. One inference imposed
+ itself: Mr. Bellairs was in the habit of sitting down himself and
+ suffering his clients to stand. At the far end, and veiled by a curtain of
+ red baize, a second door communicated with the interior of the house.
+ Hence, after some coughing and stamping, we elicited the shyster, who came
+ timorously forth, for all the world like a man in fear of bodily assault,
+ and then, recognising his guests, suffered from what I can only call a
+ nervous paroxysm of courtesy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Pinkerton and partner!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I will go and
+ fetch you seats.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not the least,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;No time. Much rather stand.
+ This is business, Mr. Bellairs. This morning, as you know, I bought the
+ wreck, Flying Scud.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lawyer nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And bought her,&rdquo; pursued my friend, &ldquo;at a figure out of
+ all proportion to the cargo and the circumstances, as they appeared?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And now you think better of it, and would like to be off with your
+ bargain? I have been figuring upon this,&rdquo; returned the lawyer.
+ &ldquo;My client, I will not hide from you, was displeased with me for
+ putting her so high. I think we were both too heated, Mr. Pinkerton:
+ rivalry&mdash;the spirit of competition. But I will be quite frank&mdash;I
+ know when I am dealing with gentlemen&mdash;and I am almost certain, if
+ you leave the matter in my hands, my client would relieve you of the
+ bargain, so as you would lose&rdquo;&mdash;he consulted our faces with
+ gimlet-eyed calculation&mdash;&ldquo;nothing,&rdquo; he added shrilly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here Pinkerton amazed me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's a little too thin,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I have the wreck.
+ I know there's boodle in her, and I mean to keep her. What I want is some
+ points which may save me needless expense, and which I'm prepared to pay
+ for, money down. The thing for you to consider is just this: am I to deal
+ with you or direct with your principal? If you are prepared to give me the
+ facts right off, why, name your figure. Only one thing!&rdquo; added Jim,
+ holding a finger up, &ldquo;when I say 'money down,' I mean bills payable
+ when the ship returns, and if the information proves reliable. I don't buy
+ pigs in pokes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had seen the lawyer's face light up for a moment, and then, at the sound
+ of Jim's proviso, miserably fade. &ldquo;I guess you know more about this
+ wreck than I do, Mr. Pinkerton,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I only know that I
+ was told to buy the thing, and tried, and couldn't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What I like about you, Mr. Bellairs, is that you waste no time,&rdquo;
+ said Jim. &ldquo;Now then, your client's name and address.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;On consideration,&rdquo; replied the lawyer, with indescribable
+ furtivity, &ldquo;I cannot see that I am entitled to communicate my
+ client's name. I will sound him for you with pleasure, if you care to
+ instruct me; but I cannot see that I can give you his address.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; said Jim, and put his hat on. &ldquo;Rather a
+ strong step, isn't it?&rdquo; (Between every sentence was a clear pause.)
+ &ldquo;Not think better of it? Well, come&mdash;call it a dollar?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Pinkerton, sir!&rdquo; exclaimed the offended attorney; and,
+ indeed, I myself was almost afraid that Jim had mistaken his man and gone
+ too far.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No present use for a dollar?&rdquo; says Jim. &ldquo;Well, look
+ here, Mr. Bellairs: we're both busy men, and I'll go to my outside figure
+ with you right away&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stop this, Pinkerton,&rdquo; I broke in. &ldquo;I know the address:
+ 924 Mission Street.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not know whether Pinkerton or Bellairs was the more taken aback.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why in snakes didn't you say so, Loudon?&rdquo; cried my friend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You didn't ask for it before,&rdquo; said I, colouring to my
+ temples under his troubled eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Bellairs who broke silence, kindly supplying me with all that I had
+ yet to learn. &ldquo;Since you know Mr. Dickson's address,&rdquo; said he,
+ plainly burning to be rid of us, &ldquo;I suppose I need detain you no
+ longer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not know how Pinkerton felt, but I had death in my soul as we came
+ down the outside stair, from the den of this blotched spider. My whole
+ being was strung, waiting for Jim's first question, and prepared to blurt
+ out, I believe, almost with tears, a full avowal. But my friend asked
+ nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We must hack it,&rdquo; said he, tearing off in the direction of
+ the nearest stand. &ldquo;No time to be lost. You saw how I changed
+ ground. No use in paying the shyster's commission.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Again I expected a reference to my suppression; again I was disappointed.
+ It was plain Jim feared the subject, and I felt I almost hated him for
+ that fear. At last, when we were already in the hack and driving towards
+ Mission Street, I could bear my suspense no longer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You do not ask me about that address,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said he, quickly and timidly. &ldquo;What was it? I
+ would like to know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The note of timidity offended me like a buffet; my temper rose as hot as
+ mustard. &ldquo;I must request you do not ask me,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;It
+ is a matter I cannot explain.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moment the foolish words were said, that moment I would have given
+ worlds to recall them: how much more, when Pinkerton, patting my hand,
+ replied: &ldquo;All right, dear boy; not another word; that's all done.
+ I'm convinced it's perfectly right.&rdquo; To return upon the subject was
+ beyond my courage; but I vowed inwardly that I should do my utmost in the
+ future for this mad speculation, and that I would cut myself in pieces
+ before Jim should lose one dollar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We had no sooner arrived at the address than I had other things to think
+ of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Dickson? He's gone,&rdquo; said the landlady.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Where had he gone?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm sure I can't tell you,&rdquo; she answered. &ldquo;He was quite
+ a stranger to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did he express his baggage, ma'am?&rdquo; asked Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hadn't any,&rdquo; was the reply. &ldquo;He came last night and
+ left again to-day with a satchel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When did he leave?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was about noon,&rdquo; replied the landlady. &ldquo;Some one
+ rang up the telephone, and asked for him; and I reckon he got some news,
+ for he left right away, although his rooms were taken by the week. He
+ seemed considerable put out: I reckon it was a death.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My heart sank; perhaps my idiotic jest had indeed driven him away; and
+ again I asked myself, Why? and whirled for a moment in a vortex of
+ untenable hypotheses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What was he like, ma'am?&rdquo; Pinkerton was asking, when I
+ returned to consciousness of my surroundings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A clean shaved man,&rdquo; said the woman, and could be led or
+ driven into no more significant description.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pull up at the nearest drug-store,&rdquo; said Pinkerton to the
+ driver; and when there, the telephone was put in operation, and the
+ message sped to the Pacific Mail Steamship Company's office&mdash;this was
+ in the days before Spreckels had arisen&mdash;&ldquo;When does the next
+ China steamer touch at Honolulu?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The City of Pekin; she cast off the dock to-day, at half-past one,&rdquo;
+ came the reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a clear case of bolt,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;He's skipped, or
+ my name's not Pinkerton. He's gone to head us off at Midway Island.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Somehow I was not so sure; there were elements in the case, not known to
+ Pinkerton&mdash;the fears of the captain, for example&mdash;that inclined
+ me otherwise; and the idea that I had terrified Mr. Dickson into flight,
+ though resting on so slender a foundation, clung obstinately in my mind.
+ &ldquo;Shouldn't we see the list of passengers?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dickson is such a blamed common name,&rdquo; returned Jim; &ldquo;and
+ then, as like as not, he would change it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this I had another intuition. A negative of a street scene, taken
+ unconsciously when I was absorbed in other thought, rose in my memory with
+ not a feature blurred: a view, from Bellairs's door as we were coming
+ down, of muddy roadway, passing drays, matted telegraph wires, a Chinaboy
+ with a basket on his head, and (almost opposite) a corner grocery with the
+ name of Dickson in great gilt letters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;you are right; he would change it. And
+ anyway, I don't believe it was his name at all; I believe he took it from
+ a corner grocery beside Bellairs's.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As like as not,&rdquo; said Jim, still standing on the sidewalk
+ with contracted brows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what shall we do next?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The natural thing would be to rush the schooner,&rdquo; he replied.
+ &ldquo;But I don't know. I telephoned the captain to go at it head down
+ and heels in air; he answered like a little man; and I guess he's getting
+ around. I believe, Loudon, we'll give Trent a chance. Trent was in it; he
+ was in it up to the neck; even if he couldn't buy, he could give us the
+ straight tip.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think so, too,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Where shall we find him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;British consulate, of course,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;And that's
+ another reason for taking him first. We can hustle that schooner up all
+ evening; but when the consulate's shut, it's shut.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the consulate, we learned that Captain Trent had alighted (such is I
+ believe the classic phrase) at the What Cheer House. To that large and
+ unaristocratic hostelry we drove, and addressed ourselves to a large
+ clerk, who was chewing a toothpick and looking straight before him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain Jacob Trent?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gone,&rdquo; said the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where has he gone?&rdquo; asked Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cain't say,&rdquo; said the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When did he go?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't know,&rdquo; said the clerk, and with the simplicity of a
+ monarch offered us the spectacle of his broad back.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What might have happened next I dread to picture, for Pinkerton's
+ excitement had been growing steadily, and now burned dangerously high; but
+ we were spared extremities by the intervention of a second clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why! Mr. Dodd!&rdquo; he exclaimed, running forward to the counter.
+ &ldquo;Glad to see you, sir! Can I do anything in your way?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How virtuous actions blossom! Here was a young man to whose pleased ears I
+ had rehearsed <i>Just before the battle, mother,</i> at some weekly
+ picnic; and now, in that tense moment of my life, he came (from the
+ machine) to be my helper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain Trent, of the wreck? O yes, Mr. Dodd; he left about twelve;
+ he and another of the men. The Kanaka went earlier by the City of Pekin; I
+ know that; I remember expressing his chest. Captain Trent? I'll inquire,
+ Mr. Dodd. Yes, they were all here. Here are the names on the register;
+ perhaps you would care to look at them while I go and see about the
+ baggage?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I drew the book toward me, and stood looking at the four names all written
+ in the same hand, rather a big and rather a bad one: Trent, Brown, Hardy,
+ and (instead of Ah Sing) Jos. Amalu.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pinkerton,&rdquo; said I, suddenly, &ldquo;have you that <i>Occidental</i>
+ in your pocket?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never left me,&rdquo; said Pinkerton, producing the paper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I turned to the account of the wreck. &ldquo;Here,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;here's
+ the name. 'Elias Goddedaal, mate.' Why do we never come across Elias
+ Goddedaal?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's so,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;Was he with the rest in that
+ saloon when you saw them?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't believe it,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;They were only four, and
+ there was none that behaved like a mate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment the clerk returned with his report.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The captain,&rdquo; it appeared, &ldquo;came with some kind of an
+ express waggon, and he and the man took off three chests and a big
+ satchel. Our porter helped to put them on, but they drove the cart
+ themselves. The porter thinks they went down town. It was about one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Still in time for the City of Pekin,&rdquo; observed Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How many of them were here?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Three, sir, and the Kanaka,&rdquo; replied the clerk. &ldquo;I
+ can't somehow fin out about the third, but he's gone too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Goddedaal, the mate, wasn't here then?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, Mr. Dodd, none but what you see,&rdquo; says the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nor you never heard where he was?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. Any particular reason for finding these men, Mr. Dodd?&rdquo;
+ inquired the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This gentleman and I have bought the wreck,&rdquo; I explained;
+ &ldquo;we wished to get some information, and it is very annoying to find
+ the men all gone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A certain group had gradually formed about us, for the wreck was still a
+ matter of interest; and at this, one of the bystanders, a rough seafaring
+ man, spoke suddenly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess the mate won't be gone,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;He's main
+ sick; never left the sick-bay aboard the Tempest; so they tell ME.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jim took me by the sleeve. &ldquo;Back to the consulate,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But even at the consulate nothing was known of Mr. Goddedaal. The doctor
+ of the Tempest had certified him very sick; he had sent his papers in, but
+ never appeared in person before the authorities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you a telephone laid on to the Tempest?&rdquo; asked
+ Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Laid on yesterday,&rdquo; said the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you mind asking, or letting me ask? We are very anxious to get
+ hold of Mr. Goddedaal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said the clerk, and turned to the telephone.
+ &ldquo;I'm sorry,&rdquo; he said presently, &ldquo;Mr. Goddedaal has left
+ the ship, and no one knows where he is.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you pay the men's passage home?&rdquo; I inquired, a sudden
+ thought striking me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If they want it,&rdquo; said the clerk; &ldquo;sometimes they
+ don't. But we paid the Kanaka's passage to Honolulu this morning; and by
+ what Captain Trent was saying, I understand the rest are going home
+ together.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then you haven't paid them?&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not yet,&rdquo; said the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you would be a good deal surprised, if I were to tell you they
+ were gone already?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, I should think you were mistaken,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Such is the fact, however,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am sure you must be mistaken,&rdquo; he repeated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May I use your telephone one moment?&rdquo; asked Pinkerton; and as
+ soon as permission had been granted, I heard him ring up the
+ printing-office where our advertisements were usually handled. More I did
+ not hear; for suddenly recalling the big, bad hand in the register of the
+ What Cheer House, I asked the consulate clerk if he had a specimen of
+ Captain Trent's writing. Whereupon I learned that the captain could not
+ write, having cut his hand open a little before the loss of the brig; that
+ the latter part of the log even had been written up by Mr. Goddedaal; and
+ that Trent had always signed with his left hand. By the time I had gleaned
+ this information, Pinkerton was ready.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's all that we can do. Now for the schooner,&rdquo; said he;
+ &ldquo;and by to-morrow evening I lay hands on Goddedaal, or my name's not
+ Pinkerton.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How have you managed?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll see before you get to bed,&rdquo; said Pinkerton. &ldquo;And
+ now, after all this backwarding and forwarding, and that hotel clerk, and
+ that bug Bellairs, it'll be a change and a kind of consolation to see the
+ schooner. I guess things are humming there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But on the wharf, when we reached it, there was no sign of bustle, and,
+ but for the galley smoke, no mark of life on the Norah Creina. Pinkerton's
+ face grew pale, and his mouth straightened, as he leaped on board.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where's the captain of this&mdash;&mdash;?&rdquo; and he left the
+ phrase unfinished, finding no epithet sufficiently energetic for his
+ thoughts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It did not appear whom or what he was addressing; but a head, presumably
+ the cook's, appeared in answer at the galley door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In the cabin, at dinner,&rdquo; said the cook deliberately, chewing
+ as he spoke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that cargo out?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;None of it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, there's some of it out. We'll get at the rest of it livelier
+ to-morrow, I guess.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess there'll be something broken first,&rdquo; said Pinkerton,
+ and strode to the cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here we found a man, fat, dark, and quiet, seated gravely at what seemed a
+ liberal meal. He looked up upon our entrance; and seeing Pinkerton
+ continue to stand facing him in silence, hat on head, arms folded, and
+ lips compressed, an expression of mingled wonder and annoyance began to
+ dawn upon his placid face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well!&rdquo; said Jim; &ldquo;and so this is what you call rushing
+ around?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who are you?&rdquo; cries the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Me! I'm Pinkerton!&rdquo; retorted Jim, as though the name had been
+ a talisman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're not very civil, whoever you are,&rdquo; was the reply. But
+ still a certain effect had been produced, for he scrambled to his feet,
+ and added hastily, &ldquo;A man must have a bit of dinner, you know, Mr.
+ Pinkerton.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where's your mate?&rdquo; snapped Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's up town,&rdquo; returned the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Up town!&rdquo; sneered Pinkerton. &ldquo;Now, I'll tell you what
+ you are: you're a Fraud; and if I wasn't afraid of dirtying my boot, I
+ would kick you and your dinner into that dock.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll tell you something, too,&rdquo; retorted the captain, duskily
+ flushing. &ldquo;I wouldn't sail this ship for the man you are, if you
+ went upon your knees. I've dealt with gentlemen up to now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can tell you the names of a number of gentlemen you'll never deal
+ with any more, and that's the whole of Longhurst's gang,&rdquo; said Jim.
+ &ldquo;I'll put your pipe out in that quarter, my friend. Here, rout out
+ your traps as quick as look at it, and take your vermin along with you.
+ I'll have a captain in, this very night, that's a sailor, and some sailors
+ to work for him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll go when I please, and that's to-morrow morning,&rdquo; cried
+ the captain after us, as we departed for the shore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's something gone wrong with the world to-day; it must have
+ come bottom up!&rdquo; wailed Pinkerton. &ldquo;Bellairs, and then the
+ hotel clerk, and now This Fraud! And what am I to do for a captain,
+ Loudon, with Longhurst gone home an hour ago, and the boys all scattered?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Jump in!&rdquo; And then to the
+ driver: &ldquo;Do you know Black Tom's?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thither then we rattled; passed through the bar, and found (as I had
+ hoped) Johnson in the enjoyment of club life. The table had been thrust
+ upon one side; a South Sea merchant was discoursing music from a
+ mouth-organ in one corner; and in the middle of the floor Johnson and a
+ fellow-seaman, their arms clasped about each other's bodies, somewhat
+ heavily danced. The room was both cold and close; a jet of gas, which
+ continually menaced the heads of the performers, shed a coarse
+ illumination; the mouth-organ sounded shrill and dismal; and the faces of
+ all concerned were church-like in their gravity. It were, of course,
+ indelicate to interrupt these solemn frolics; so we edged ourselves to
+ chairs, for all the world like belated comers in a concert-room, and
+ patiently waited for the end. At length the organist, having exhausted his
+ supply of breath, ceased abruptly in the middle of a bar. With the
+ cessation of the strain, the dancers likewise came to a full stop, swayed
+ a moment, still embracing, and then separated and looked about the circle
+ for applause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well danced!&rdquo; said one; but it appears the compliment
+ was not strong enough for the performers, who (forgetful of the proverb)
+ took up the tale in person.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;I mayn't be no sailor, but I can
+ dance!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And his late partner, with an almost pathetic conviction, added, &ldquo;My
+ foot is as light as a feather.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing how the wind set, you may be sure I added a few words of praise
+ before I carried Johnson alone into the passage: to whom, thus mollified,
+ I told so much as I judged needful of our situation, and begged him, if he
+ would not take the job himself, to find me a smart man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Me!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I couldn't no more do it than I could
+ try to go to hell!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought you were a mate?&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I am a mate,&rdquo; giggled Johnson, &ldquo;and you don't catch
+ me shipping noways else. But I'll tell you what, I believe I can get you
+ Arty Nares: you seen Arty; first-rate navigator and a son of a gun for
+ style.&rdquo; And he proceeded to explain to me that Mr. Nares, who had
+ the promise of a fine barque in six months, after things had quieted down,
+ was in the meantime living very private, and would be pleased to have a
+ change of air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I called out Pinkerton and told him. &ldquo;Nares!&rdquo; he cried, as
+ soon as I had come to the name. &ldquo;I would jump at the chance of a man
+ that had had Nares's trousers on! Why, Loudon, he's the smartest
+ deep-water mate out of San Francisco, and draws his dividends regular in
+ service and out.&rdquo; This hearty indorsation clinched the proposal;
+ Johnson agreed to produce Nares before six the following morning; and
+ Black Tom, being called into the consultation, promised us four smart
+ hands for the same hour, and even (what appeared to all of us excessive)
+ promised them sober.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The streets were fully lighted when we left Black Tom's: street after
+ street sparkling with gas or electricity, line after line of distant
+ luminaries climbing the steep sides of hills towards the overvaulting
+ darkness; and on the other hand, where the waters of the bay invisibly
+ trembled, a hundred riding lanterns marked the position of a hundred
+ ships. The sea-fog flew high in heaven; and at the level of man's life and
+ business it was clear and chill. By silent consent, we paid the hack off,
+ and proceeded arm in arm towards the Poodle Dog for dinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At one of the first hoardings, I was aware of a bill-sticker at work: it
+ was a late hour for this employment, and I checked Pinkerton until the
+ sheet should be unfolded. This is what I read:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD.
+
+ OFFICERS AND MEN OF THE
+
+ WRECKED BRIG FLYING SCUD
+
+ APPLYING,
+
+ PERSONALLY OR BY LETTER,
+
+ AT THE OFFICE OF JAMES PINKERTON, MONTANA
+ BLOCK,
+
+ BEFORE NOON TO-MORROW, TUESDAY, 12TH,
+
+ WILL RECEIVE
+
+ TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is your idea, Pinkerton!&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes. They've lost no time; I'll say that for them&mdash;not like
+ the Fraud,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But mind you, Loudon, that's not half of
+ it. The cream of the idea's here: we know our man's sick; well, a copy of
+ that has been mailed to every hospital, every doctor, and every drug-store
+ in San Francisco.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course, from the nature of our business, Pinkerton could do a thing of
+ the kind at a figure extremely reduced; for all that, I was appalled at
+ the extravagance, and said so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What matter a few dollars now?&rdquo; he replied sadly. &ldquo;It's
+ in three months that the pull comes, Loudon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We walked on again in silence, not without a shiver. Even at the Poodle
+ Dog, we took our food with small appetite and less speech; and it was not
+ until he was warmed with a third glass of champagne that Pinkerton cleared
+ his throat and looked upon me with a deprecating eye.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Loudon,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;there was a subject you didn't wish
+ to be referred to. I only want to do so indirectly. It wasn't&rdquo;&mdash;he
+ faltered&mdash;&ldquo;it wasn't because you were dissatisfied with me?&rdquo;
+ he concluded, with a quaver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pinkerton!&rdquo; cried I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no, not a word just now,&rdquo; he hastened to proceed. &ldquo;Let
+ me speak first. I appreciate, though I can't imitate, the delicacy of your
+ nature; and I can well understand you would rather die than speak of it,
+ and yet might feel disappointed. I did think I could have done better
+ myself. But when I found how tight money was in this city, and a man like
+ Douglas B. Longhurst&mdash;a forty-niner, the man that stood at bay in a
+ corn patch for five hours against the San Diablo squatters&mdash;weakening
+ on the operation, I tell you, Loudon, I began to despair; and&mdash;I may
+ have made mistakes, no doubt there are thousands who could have done
+ better&mdash;but I give you a loyal hand on it, I did my best.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My poor Jim,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;as if I ever doubted you! as if
+ I didn't know you had done wonders! All day I've been admiring your energy
+ and resource. And as for that affair&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, Loudon, no more, not a word more! I don't want to hear,&rdquo;
+ cried Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, to tell you the truth, I don't want to tell you,&rdquo; said
+ I; &ldquo;for it's a thing I'm ashamed of.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ashamed, Loudon? O, don't say that; don't use such an expression
+ even in jest!&rdquo; protested Pinkerton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you never do anything you're ashamed of?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; says he, rolling his eyes. &ldquo;Why? I'm sometimes
+ sorry afterwards, when it pans out different from what I figured. But I
+ can't see what I would want to be ashamed for.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I sat a while considering with admiration the simplicity of my friend's
+ character. Then I sighed. &ldquo;Do you know, Jim, what I'm sorriest for?&rdquo;
+ said I. &ldquo;At this rate, I can't be best man at your marriage.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My marriage!&rdquo; he repeated, echoing the sigh. &ldquo;No
+ marriage for me now. I'm going right down to-night to break it to her. I
+ think that's what's shaken me all day. I feel as if I had had no right
+ (after I was engaged) to operate so widely.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you know, Jim, it was my doing, and you must lay the blame on
+ me,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not a cent of it!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I was as eager as
+ yourself, only not so bright at the beginning. No; I've myself to thank
+ for it; but it's a wrench.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While Jim departed on his dolorous mission, I returned alone to the
+ office, lit the gas, and sat down to reflect on the events of that
+ momentous day: on the strange features of the tale that had been so far
+ unfolded, the disappearances, the terrors, the great sums of money; and on
+ the dangerous and ungrateful task that awaited me in the immediate future.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is difficult, in the retrospect of such affairs, to avoid attributing
+ to ourselves in the past a measure of the knowledge we possess to-day. But
+ I may say, and yet be well within the mark, that I was consumed that night
+ with a fever of suspicion and curiosity; exhausted my fancy in solutions,
+ which I still dismissed as incommensurable with the facts; and in the
+ mystery by which I saw myself surrounded, found a precious stimulus for my
+ courage and a convenient soothing draught for conscience. Even had all
+ been plain sailing, I do not hint that I should have drawn back. Smuggling
+ is one of the meanest of crimes, for by that we rob a whole country pro
+ rata, and are therefore certain to impoverish the poor: to smuggle opium
+ is an offence particularly dark, since it stands related not so much to
+ murder, as to massacre. Upon all these points I was quite clear; my
+ sympathy was all in arms against my interest; and had not Jim been
+ involved, I could have dwelt almost with satisfaction on the idea of my
+ failure. But Jim, his whole fortune, and his marriage, depended upon my
+ success; and I preferred the interests of my friend before those of all
+ the islanders in the South Seas. This is a poor, private morality, if you
+ like; but it is mine, and the best I have; and I am not half so much
+ ashamed of having embarked at all on this adventure, as I am proud that
+ (while I was in it, and for the sake of my friend) I was up early and down
+ late, set my own hand to everything, took dangers as they came, and for
+ once in my life played the man throughout. At the same time, I could have
+ desired another field of energy; and I was the more grateful for the
+ redeeming element of mystery. Without that, though I might have gone ahead
+ and done as well, it would scarce have been with ardour; and what inspired
+ me that night with an impatient greed of the sea, the island, and the
+ wreck, was the hope that I might stumble there upon the answer to a
+ hundred questions, and learn why Captain Trent fanned his red face in the
+ exchange, and why Mr. Dickson fled from the telephone in the Mission
+ Street lodging-house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0011" id="link2HCH0011">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XI. IN WHICH JIM AND I TAKE DIFFERENT WAYS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I was unhappy when I closed my eyes; and it was to unhappiness that I
+ opened them again next morning, to a confused sense of some calamity still
+ inarticulate, and to the consciousness of jaded limbs and of a swimming
+ head. I must have lain for some time inert and stupidly miserable, before
+ I became aware of a reiterated knocking at the door; with which discovery
+ all my wits flowed back in their accustomed channels, and I remembered the
+ sale, and the wreck, and Goddedaal, and Nares, and Johnson, and Black Tom,
+ and the troubles of yesterday, and the manifold engagements of the day
+ that was to come. The thought thrilled me like a trumpet in the hour of
+ battle. In a moment, I had leaped from bed, crossed the office where
+ Pinkerton lay in a deep trance of sleep on the convertible sofa, and stood
+ in the doorway, in my night gear, to receive our visitors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Johnson was first, by way of usher, smiling. From a little behind, with
+ his Sunday hat tilted forward over his brow, and a cigar glowing between
+ his lips, Captain Nares acknowledged our previous acquaintance with a
+ succinct nod. Behind him again, in the top of the stairway, a knot of
+ sailors, the new crew of the Norah Creina, stood polishing the wall with
+ back and elbow. These I left without to their reflections. But our two
+ officers I carried at once into the office, where (taking Jim by the
+ shoulder) I shook him slowly into consciousness. He sat up, all abroad for
+ the moment, and stared on the new captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jim,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;this is Captain Nares. Captain, Mr.
+ Pinkerton.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares repeated his curt nod, still without speech; and I thought he held
+ us both under a watchful scrutiny.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O!&rdquo; says Jim, &ldquo;this is Captain Nares, is it? Good
+ morning, Captain Nares. Happy to have the pleasure of your acquaintance,
+ sir. I know you well by reputation.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps, under the circumstances of the moment, this was scarce a welcome
+ speech. At least, Nares received it with a grunt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Captain,&rdquo; Jim continued, &ldquo;you know about the size
+ of the business? You're to take the Nora Creina to Midway Island, break up
+ a wreck, call at Honolulu, and back to this port? I suppose that's
+ understood?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; returned Nares, with the same unamiable reserve,
+ &ldquo;for a reason, which I guess you know, the cruise may suit me; but
+ there's a point or two to settle. We shall have to talk, Mr. Pinkerton.
+ But whether I go or not, somebody will; there's no sense in losing time;
+ and you might give Mr. Johnson a note, let him take the hands right down,
+ and set to to overhaul the rigging. The beasts look sober,&rdquo; he
+ added, with an air of great disgust, &ldquo;and need putting to work to
+ keep them so.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This being agreed upon, Nares watched his subordinate depart and drew a
+ visible breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And now we're alone and can talk,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;What's
+ this thing about? It's been advertised like Barnum's museum; that poster
+ of yours has set the Front talking; that's an objection in itself, for I'm
+ laying a little dark just now; and anyway, before I take the ship, I
+ require to know what I'm going after.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thereupon Pinkerton gave him the whole tale, beginning with a businesslike
+ precision, and working himself up, as he went on, to the boiling-point of
+ narrative enthusiasm. Nares sat and smoked, hat still on head, and
+ acknowledged each fresh feature of the story with a frowning nod. But his
+ pale blue eyes betrayed him, and lighted visibly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now you see for yourself,&rdquo; Pinkerton concluded: &ldquo;there's
+ every last chance that Trent has skipped to Honolulu, and it won't take
+ much of that fifty thousand dollars to charter a smart schooner down to
+ Midway. Here's where I want a man!&rdquo; cried Jim, with contagious
+ energy. &ldquo;That wreck's mine; I've paid for it, money down; and if
+ it's got to be fought for, I want to see it fought for lively. If you're
+ not back in ninety days, I tell you plainly, I'll make one of the biggest
+ busts ever seen upon this coast; it's life or death for Mr. Dodd and me.
+ As like as not, it'll come to grapples on the island; and when I heard
+ your name last night&mdash;and a blame' sight more this morning when I saw
+ the eye you've got in your head&mdash;I said, 'Nares is good enough for
+ me!'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess,&rdquo; observed Nares, studying the ash of his cigar,
+ &ldquo;the sooner I get that schooner outside the Farallones, the better
+ you'll be pleased.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're the man I dreamed of!&rdquo; cried Jim, bouncing on the bed.
+ &ldquo;There's not five per cent of fraud in all your carcase.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just hold on,&rdquo; said Nares. &ldquo;There's another point. I
+ heard some talk about a supercargo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's Mr. Dodd, here, my partner,&rdquo; said Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see it,&rdquo; returned the captain drily. &ldquo;One
+ captain's enough for any ship that ever I was aboard.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now don't you start disappointing me,&rdquo; said Pinkerton;
+ &ldquo;for you're talking without thought. I'm not going to give you the
+ run of the books of this firm, am I? I guess not. Well, this is not only a
+ cruise; it's a business operation; and that's in the hands of my partner.
+ You sail that ship, you see to breaking up that wreck and keeping the men
+ upon the jump, and you'll find your hands about full. Only, no mistake
+ about one thing: it has to be done to Mr. Dodd's satisfaction; for it's
+ Mr. Dodd that's paying.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm accustomed to give satisfaction,&rdquo; said Mr. Nares, with a
+ dark flush.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so you will here!&rdquo; cried Pinkerton. &ldquo;I understand
+ you. You're prickly to handle, but you're straight all through.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The position's got to be understood, though,&rdquo; returned Nares,
+ perhaps a trifle mollified. &ldquo;My position, I mean. I'm not going to
+ ship sailing-master; it's enough out of my way already, to set a foot on
+ this mosquito schooner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'll tell you,&rdquo; retorted Jim, with an indescribable
+ twinkle: &ldquo;you just meet me on the ballast, and we'll make it a
+ barquentine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares laughed a little; tactless Pinkerton had once more gained a victory
+ in tact. &ldquo;Then there's another point,&rdquo; resumed the captain,
+ tacitly relinquishing the last. &ldquo;How about the owners?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, you leave that to me; I'm one of Longhurst's crowd, you know,&rdquo;
+ said Jim, with sudden bristling vanity. &ldquo;Any man that's good enough
+ for me, is good enough for them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who are they?&rdquo; asked Nares.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;M'Intyre and Spittal,&rdquo; said Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, well, give me a card of yours,&rdquo; said the captain: &ldquo;you
+ needn't bother to write; I keep M'Intyre and Spittal in my vest-pocket.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Boast for boast; it was always thus with Nares and Pinkerton&mdash;the two
+ vainest men of my acquaintance. And having thus reinstated himself in his
+ own opinion, the captain rose, and, with a couple of his stiff nods,
+ departed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jim,&rdquo; I cried, as the door closed behind him, &ldquo;I don't
+ like that man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You've just got to, Loudon,&rdquo; returned Jim. &ldquo;He's a
+ typical American seaman&mdash;brave as a lion, full of resource, and
+ stands high with his owners. He's a man with a record.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For brutality at sea,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say what you like,&rdquo; exclaimed Pinkerton, &ldquo;it was a good
+ hour we got him in: I'd trust Mamie's life to him to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, and talking of Mamie?&rdquo; says I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jim paused with his trousers half on. &ldquo;She's the gallantest little
+ soul God ever made!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Loudon, I'd meant to knock you
+ up last night, and I hope you won't take it unfriendly that I didn't. I
+ went in and looked at you asleep; and I saw you were all broken up, and
+ let you be. The news would keep, anyway; and even you, Loudon, couldn't
+ feel it the same way as I did.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What news?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's this way,&rdquo; says Jim. &ldquo;I told her how we stood, and
+ that I backed down from marrying. 'Are you tired of me?' says she: God
+ bless her! Well, I explained the whole thing over again, the chance of
+ smash, your absence unavoidable, the point I made of having you for the
+ best man, and that. 'If you're not tired of me, I think I see one way to
+ manage,' says she. 'Let's get married to-morrow, and Mr. Loudon can be
+ best man before he goes to sea.' That's how she said it, crisp and bright,
+ like one of Dickens's characters. It was no good for me to talk about the
+ smash. 'You'll want me all the more,' she said. Loudon, I only pray I can
+ make it up to her; I prayed for it last night beside your bed, while you
+ lay sleeping&mdash;for you, and Mamie and myself; and&mdash;I don't know
+ if you quite believe in prayer, I'm a bit Ingersollian myself&mdash;but a
+ kind of sweetness came over me, and I couldn't help but think it was an
+ answer. Never was a man so lucky! You and me and Mamie; it's a triple
+ cord, Loudon. If either of you were to die! And she likes you so much, and
+ thinks you so accomplished and distingue-looking, and was just as set as I
+ was to have you for best man. 'Mr. Loudon,' she calls you; seems to me so
+ friendly! And she sat up till three in the morning fixing up a costume for
+ the marriage; it did me good to see her, Loudon, and to see that needle
+ going, going, and to say 'All this hurry, Jim, is just to marry you!' I
+ couldn't believe it; it was so like some blame' fairy story. To think of
+ those old tin-type times about turned my head; I was so unrefined then,
+ and so illiterate, and so lonesome; and here I am in clover, and I'm
+ blamed if I can see what I've done to deserve it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So he poured forth with innocent volubility the fulness of his heart; and
+ I, from these irregular communications, must pick out, here a little and
+ there a little, the particulars of his new plan. They were to be married,
+ sure enough, that day; the wedding breakfast was to be at Frank's; the
+ evening to be passed in a visit of God-speed aboard the Norah Creina; and
+ then we were to part, Jim and I, he to his married life, I on my
+ sea-enterprise. If ever I cherished an ill-feeling for Miss Mamie, I
+ forgave her now; so brave and kind, so pretty and venturesome, was her
+ decision. The weather frowned overhead with a leaden sky, and San
+ Francisco had never (in all my experience) looked so bleak and gaunt, and
+ shoddy, and crazy, like a city prematurely old; but through all my
+ wanderings and errands to and fro, by the dock side or in the jostling
+ street, among rude sounds and ugly sights, there ran in my mind, like a
+ tiny strain of music, the thought of my friend's happiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For that was indeed a day of many and incongruous occupations. Breakfast
+ was scarce swallowed before Jim must run to the City Hall and Frank's
+ about the cares of marriage, and I hurry to John Smith's upon the account
+ of stores, and thence, on a visit of certification, to the Norah Creina.
+ Methought she looked smaller than ever, sundry great ships overspiring her
+ from close without. She was already a nightmare of disorder; and the wharf
+ alongside was piled with a world of casks, and cases, and tins, and tools,
+ and coils of rope, and miniature barrels of giant powder, such as it
+ seemed no human ingenuity could stuff on board of her. Johnson was in the
+ waist, in a red shirt and dungaree trousers, his eye kindled with
+ activity. With him I exchanged a word or two; thence stepped aft along the
+ narrow alleyway between the house and the rail, and down the companion to
+ the main cabin, where the captain sat with the commissioner at wine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I gazed with disaffection at the little box which for many a day I was to
+ call home. On the starboard was a stateroom for the captain; on the port,
+ a pair of frowsy berths, one over the other, and abutting astern upon the
+ side of an unsavoury cupboard. The walls were yellow and damp, the floor
+ black and greasy; there was a prodigious litter of straw, old newspapers,
+ and broken packing-cases; and by way of ornament, only a glass-rack, a
+ thermometer presented &ldquo;with compliments&rdquo; of some advertising
+ whiskey-dealer, and a swinging lamp. It was hard to foresee that, before a
+ week was up, I should regard that cabin as cheerful, lightsome, airy, and
+ even spacious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was presented to the commissioner, and to a young friend of his whom he
+ had brought with him for the purpose (apparently) of smoking cigars; and
+ after we had pledged one another in a glass of California port, a trifle
+ sweet and sticky for a morning beverage, the functionary spread his papers
+ on the table, and the hands were summoned. Down they trooped, accordingly,
+ into the cabin; and stood eyeing the ceiling or the floor, the picture of
+ sheepish embarrassment, and with a common air of wanting to expectorate
+ and not quite daring. In admirable contrast, stood the Chinese cook, easy,
+ dignified, set apart by spotless raiment, the hidalgo of the seas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I daresay you never had occasion to assist at the farce which followed.
+ Our shipping laws in the United States (thanks to the inimitable Dana) are
+ conceived in a spirit of paternal stringency, and proceed throughout on
+ the hypothesis that poor Jack is an imbecile, and the other parties to the
+ contract, rogues and ruffians. A long and wordy paper of precautions, a
+ fo'c's'le bill of rights, must be read separately to each man. I had now
+ the benefit of hearing it five times in brisk succession; and you would
+ suppose I was acquainted with its contents. But the commissioner (worthy
+ man) spends his days in doing little else; and when we bear in mind the
+ parallel case of the irreverent curate, we need not be surprised that he
+ took the passage tempo prestissimo, in one roulade of gabble&mdash;that I,
+ with the trained attention of an educated man, could gather but a fraction
+ of its import&mdash;and the sailors nothing. No profanity in giving
+ orders, no sheath-knives, Midway Island and any other port the master may
+ direct, not to exceed six calendar months, and to this port to be paid
+ off: so it seemed to run, with surprising verbiage; so ended. And with the
+ end, the commissioner, in each case, fetched a deep breath, resumed his
+ natural voice, and proceeded to business. &ldquo;Now, my man,&rdquo; he
+ would say, &ldquo;you ship A. B. at so many dollars, American gold coin.
+ Sign your name here, if you have one, and can write.&rdquo; Whereupon, and
+ the name (with infinite hard breathing) being signed, the commissioner
+ would proceed to fill in the man's appearance, height, etc., on the
+ official form. In this task of literary portraiture he seemed to rely
+ wholly upon temperament; for I could not perceive him to cast one glance
+ on any of his models. He was assisted, however, by a running commentary
+ from the captain: &ldquo;Hair blue and eyes red, nose five foot seven, and
+ stature broken&rdquo;&mdash;jests as old, presumably, as the American
+ marine; and, like the similar pleasantries of the billiard board,
+ perennially relished. The highest note of humour was reached in the case
+ of the Chinese cook, who was shipped under the name of &ldquo;One Lung,&rdquo;
+ to the sound of his own protests and the self-approving chuckles of the
+ functionary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, captain,&rdquo; said the latter, when the men were gone, and
+ he had bundled up his papers, &ldquo;the law requires you to carry a
+ slop-chest and a chest of medicines.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess I know that,&rdquo; said Nares.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess you do,&rdquo; returned the commissioner, and helped
+ himself to port.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But when he was gone, I appealed to Nares on the same subject, for I was
+ well aware we carried none of these provisions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; drawled Nares, &ldquo;there's sixty pounds of
+ niggerhead on the quay, isn't there? and twenty pounds of salts; and I
+ never travel without some painkiller in my gripsack.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a matter of fact, we were richer. The captain had the usual sailor's
+ provision of quack medicines, with which, in the usual sailor fashion, he
+ would daily drug himself, displaying an extreme inconstancy, and flitting
+ from Kennedy's Red Discovery to Kennedy's White, and from Hood's
+ Sarsaparilla to Mother Seigel's Syrup. And there were, besides, some
+ mildewed and half-empty bottles, the labels obliterated, over which Nares
+ would sometimes sniff and speculate. &ldquo;Seems to smell like diarrhoea
+ stuff,&rdquo; he would remark. &ldquo;I wish't I knew, and I would try it.&rdquo;
+ But the slop-chest was indeed represented by the plugs of niggerhead, and
+ nothing else. Thus paternal laws are made, thus they are evaded; and the
+ schooner put to sea, like plenty of her neighbours, liable to a fine of
+ six hundred dollars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This characteristic scene, which has delayed me overlong, was but a moment
+ in that day of exercise and agitation. To fit out a schooner for sea, and
+ improvise a marriage between dawn and dusk, involves heroic effort. All
+ day Jim and I ran, and tramped, and laughed, and came near crying, and
+ fell in sudden anxious consultations, and were sped (with a prepared
+ sarcasm on our lips) to some fallacious milliner, and made dashes to the
+ schooner and John Smith's, and at every second corner were reminded (by
+ our own huge posters) of our desperate estate. Between whiles, I had found
+ the time to hover at some half-a-dozen jewellers' windows; and my present,
+ thus intemperately chosen, was graciously accepted. I believe, indeed,
+ that was the last (though not the least) of my concerns, before the old
+ minister, shabby and benign, was routed from his house and led to the
+ office like a performing poodle; and there, in the growing dusk, under the
+ cold glitter of Thirteen Star, two hundred strong, and beside the garish
+ glories of the agricultural engine, Mamie and Jim were made one. The scene
+ was incongruous, but the business pretty, whimsical, and affecting: the
+ typewriters with such kindly faces and fine posies, Mamie so demure, and
+ Jim&mdash;how shall I describe that poor, transfigured Jim? He began by
+ taking the minister aside to the far end of the office. I knew not what he
+ said, but I have reason to believe he was protesting his unfitness; for he
+ wept as he said it: and the old minister, himself genuinely moved, was
+ heard to console and encourage him, and at one time to use this
+ expression: &ldquo;I assure you, Mr. Pinkerton, there are not many who can
+ say so much&rdquo;&mdash;from which I gathered that my friend had tempered
+ his self-accusations with at least one legitimate boast. From this ghostly
+ counselling, Jim turned to me; and though he never got beyond the
+ explosive utterance of my name and one fierce handgrip, communicated some
+ of his own emotion, like a charge of electricity, to his best man. We
+ stood up to the ceremony at last, in a general and kindly discomposure.
+ Jim was all abroad; and the divine himself betrayed his sympathy in voice
+ and demeanour, and concluded with a fatherly allocution, in which he
+ congratulated Mamie (calling her &ldquo;my dear&rdquo;) upon the fortune
+ of an excellent husband, and protested he had rarely married a more
+ interesting couple. At this stage, like a glory descending, there was
+ handed in, ex machina, the card of Douglas B. Longhurst, with
+ congratulations and four dozen Perrier-Jouet. A bottle was opened; and the
+ minister pledged the bride, and the bridesmaids simpered and tasted, and I
+ made a speech with airy bacchanalianism, glass in hand. But poor Jim must
+ leave the wine untasted. &ldquo;Don't touch it,&rdquo; I had found the
+ opportunity to whisper; &ldquo;in your state it will make you as drunk as
+ a fiddler.&rdquo; And Jim had wrung my hand with a &ldquo;God bless you,
+ Loudon!&mdash;saved me again!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hard following upon this, the supper passed off at Frank's with somewhat
+ tremulous gaiety. And thence, with one half of the Perrier-Jouet&mdash;I
+ would accept no more&mdash;we voyaged in a hack to the Norah Creina.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What a dear little ship!&rdquo; cried Mamie, as our miniature craft
+ was pointed out to her. And then, on second thought, she turned to the
+ best man. &ldquo;And how brave you must be, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; she cried,
+ &ldquo;to go in that tiny thing so far upon the ocean!&rdquo; And I
+ perceived I had risen in the lady's estimation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The dear little ship presented a horrid picture of confusion, and its
+ occupants of weariness and ill-humour. From the cabin the cook was storing
+ tins into the lazarette, and the four hands, sweaty and sullen, were
+ passing them from one to another from the waist. Johnson was three parts
+ asleep over the table; and in his bunk, in his own cabin, the captain
+ sourly chewed and puffed at a cigar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See here,&rdquo; he said, rising; &ldquo;you'll be sorry you came.
+ We can't stop work if we're to get away to-morrow. A ship getting ready
+ for sea is no place for people, anyway. You'll only interrupt my men.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was on the point of answering something tart; but Jim, who was
+ acquainted with the breed, as he was with most things that had a bearing
+ on affairs, made haste to pour in oil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I know we're a nuisance here, and
+ that you've had a rough time. But all we want is that you should drink one
+ glass of wine with us, Perrier-Jouet, from Longhurst, on the occasion of
+ my marriage, and Loudon's&mdash;Mr. Dodd's&mdash;departure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it's your lookout,&rdquo; said Nares. &ldquo;I don't mind
+ half an hour. Spell, O!&rdquo; he added to the men; &ldquo;go and kick
+ your heels for half an hour, and then you can turn to again a trifle
+ livelier. Johnson, see if you can't wipe off a chair for the lady.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His tone was no more gracious than his language; but when Mamie had turned
+ upon him the soft fire of her eyes, and informed him that he was the first
+ sea-captain she had ever met, &ldquo;except captains of steamers, of
+ course&rdquo;&mdash;she so qualified the statement&mdash;and had expressed
+ a lively sense of his courage, and perhaps implied (for I suppose the arts
+ of ladies are the same as those of men) a modest consciousness of his good
+ looks, our bear began insensibly to soften; and it was already part as an
+ apology, though still with unaffected heat of temper, that he volunteered
+ some sketch of his annoyances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A pretty mess we've had!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Half the stores
+ were wrong; I'll wring John Smith's neck for him some of these days. Then
+ two newspaper beasts came down, and tried to raise copy out of me, till I
+ threatened them with the first thing handy; and then some kind of
+ missionary bug, wanting to work his passage to Raiatea or somewhere. I
+ told him I would take him off the wharf with the butt end of my boot, and
+ he went away cursing. This vessel's been depreciated by the look of him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While the captain spoke, with his strange, humorous, arrogant abruptness,
+ I observed Jim to be sizing him up, like a thing at once quaint and
+ familiar, and with a scrutiny that was both curious and knowing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One word, dear boy,&rdquo; he said, turning suddenly to me. And
+ when he had drawn me on deck, &ldquo;That man,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;will
+ carry sail till your hair grows white; but never you let on, never breathe
+ a word. I know his line: he'll die before he'll take advice; and if you
+ get his back up, he'll run you right under. I don't often jam in my
+ advice, Loudon; and when I do, it means I'm thoroughly posted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The little party in the cabin, so disastrously begun, finished, under the
+ mellowing influence of wine and woman, in excellent feeling and with some
+ hilarity. Mamie, in a plush Gainsborough hat and a gown of wine-coloured
+ silk, sat, an apparent queen, among her rude surroundings and companions.
+ The dusky litter of the cabin set off her radiant trimness: tarry Johnson
+ was a foil to her fair beauty; she glowed in that poor place, fair as a
+ star; until even I, who was not usually of her admirers, caught a spark of
+ admiration; and even the captain, who was in no courtly humour, proposed
+ that the scene should be commemorated by my pencil. It was the last act of
+ the evening. Hurriedly as I went about my task, the half-hour had
+ lengthened out to more than three before it was completed: Mamie in full
+ value, the rest of the party figuring in outline only, and the artist
+ himself introduced in a back view, which was pronounced a likeness. But it
+ was to Mamie that I devoted the best of my attention; and it was with her
+ I made my chief success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O!&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;am I really like that? No wonder Jim
+ ...&rdquo; She paused. &ldquo;Why it's just as lovely as he's good!&rdquo;
+ she cried: an epigram which was appreciated, and repeated as we made our
+ salutations, and called out after the retreating couple as they passed
+ away under the lamplight on the wharf.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus it was that our farewells were smuggled through under an ambuscade of
+ laughter, and the parting over ere I knew it was begun. The figures
+ vanished, the steps died away along the silent city front; on board, the
+ men had returned to their labours, the captain to his solitary cigar; and
+ after that long and complex day of business and emotion, I was at last
+ alone and free. It was, perhaps, chiefly fatigue that made my heart so
+ heavy. I leaned at least upon the house, and stared at the foggy heaven,
+ or over the rail at the wavering reflection of the lamps, like a man that
+ was quite done with hope and would have welcomed the asylum of the grave.
+ And all at once, as I thus stood, the City of Pekin flashed into my mind,
+ racing her thirteen knots for Honolulu, with the hated Trent&mdash;perhaps
+ with the mysterious Goddedaal&mdash;on board; and with the thought, the
+ blood leaped and careered through all my body. It seemed no chase at all;
+ it seemed we had no chance, as we lay there bound to iron pillars, and
+ fooling away the precious moments over tins of beans. &ldquo;Let them get
+ there first!&rdquo; I thought. &ldquo;Let them! We can't be long behind.&rdquo;
+ And from that moment, I date myself a man of a rounded experience: nothing
+ had lacked but this, that I should entertain and welcome the grim thought
+ of bloodshed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was long before the toil remitted in the cabin, and it was worth my
+ while to get to bed; long after that, before sleep favoured me; and scarce
+ a moment later (or so it seemed) when I was recalled to consciousness by
+ bawling men and the jar of straining hawsers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The schooner was cast off before I got on deck. In the misty obscurity of
+ the first dawn, I saw the tug heading us with glowing fires and blowing
+ smoke, and heard her beat the roughened waters of the bay. Beside us, on
+ her flock of hills, the lighted city towered up and stood swollen in the
+ raw fog. It was strange to see her burn on thus wastefully, with
+ half-quenched luminaries, when the dawn was already grown strong enough to
+ show me, and to suffer me to recognise, a solitary figure standing by the
+ piles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or was it really the eye, and not rather the heart, that identified that
+ shadow in the dusk, among the shoreside lamps? I know not. It was Jim, at
+ least; Jim, come for a last look; and we had but time to wave a
+ valedictory gesture and exchange a wordless cry. This was our second
+ parting, and our capacities were now reversed. It was mine to play the
+ Argonaut, to speed affairs, to plan and to accomplish&mdash;if need were,
+ at the price of life; it was his to sit at home, to study the calendar,
+ and to wait. I knew besides another thing that gave me joy. I knew that my
+ friend had succeeded in my education; that the romance of business, if our
+ fantastic purchase merited the name, had at last stirred my dilletante
+ nature; and, as we swept under cloudy Tamalpais and through the roaring
+ narrows of the bay, the Yankee blood sang in my veins with suspense and
+ exultation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Outside the heads, as if to meet my desire, we found it blowing fresh from
+ the northeast. No time had been lost. The sun was not yet up before the
+ tug cast off the hawser, gave us a salute of three whistles, and turned
+ homeward toward the coast, which now began to gleam along its margin with
+ the earliest rays of day. There was no other ship in view when the Norah
+ Creina, lying over under all plain sail, began her long and lonely voyage
+ to the wreck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XII. THE &ldquo;NORAH CREINA.&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I love to recall the glad monotony of a Pacific voyage, when the trades
+ are not stinted, and the ship, day after day, goes free. The mountain
+ scenery of trade-wind clouds, watched (and in my case painted) under every
+ vicissitude of light&mdash;blotting stars, withering in the moon's glory,
+ barring the scarlet eve, lying across the dawn collapsed into the
+ unfeatured morning bank, or at noon raising their snowy summits between
+ the blue roof of heaven and the blue floor of sea; the small, busy, and
+ deliberate world of the schooner, with its unfamiliar scenes, the spearing
+ of dolphin from the bowsprit end, the holy war on sharks, the cook making
+ bread on the main hatch; reefing down before a violent squall, with the
+ men hanging out on the foot-ropes; the squall itself, the catch at the
+ heart, the opened sluices of the sky; and the relief, the renewed
+ loveliness of life, when all is over, the sun forth again, and our
+ out-fought enemy only a blot upon the leeward sea. I love to recall, and
+ would that I could reproduce that life, the unforgettable, the
+ unrememberable. The memory, which shows so wise a backwardness in
+ registering pain, is besides an imperfect recorder of extended pleasures;
+ and a long-continued well-being escapes (as it were, by its mass) our
+ petty methods of commemoration. On a part of our life's map there lies a
+ roseate, undecipherable haze, and that is all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of one thing, if I am at all to trust my own annals, I was delightedly
+ conscious. Day after day, in the sun-gilded cabin, the whiskey-dealer's
+ thermometer stood at 84. Day after day, the air had the same indescribable
+ liveliness and sweetness, soft and nimble, and cool as the cheek of
+ health. Day after day the sun flamed; night after night the moon beaconed,
+ or the stars paraded their lustrous regiment. I was aware of a spiritual
+ change, or, perhaps, rather a molecular reconstitution. My bones were
+ sweeter to me. I had come home to my own climate, and looked back with
+ pity on those damp and wintry zones, miscalled the temperate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Two years of this, and comfortable quarters to live in, kind of
+ shake the grit out of a man,&rdquo; the captain remarked; &ldquo;can't
+ make out to be happy anywhere else. A townie of mine was lost down this
+ way, in a coalship that took fire at sea. He struck the beach somewhere in
+ the Navigators; and he wrote to me that when he left the place, it would
+ be feet first. He's well off, too, and his father owns some coasting craft
+ Down East; but Billy prefers the beach, and hot rolls off the bread-fruit
+ trees.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A voice told me I was on the same track as Billy. But when was this? Our
+ outward track in the Norah Creina lay well to the northward; and perhaps
+ it is but the impression of a few pet days which I have unconsciously
+ spread longer, or perhaps the feeling grew upon me later, in the run to
+ Honolulu. One thing I am sure: it was before I had ever seen an island
+ worthy of the name that I must date my loyalty to the South Seas. The
+ blank sea itself grew desirable under such skies; and wherever the
+ trade-wind blows, I know no better country than a schooner's deck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But for the tugging anxiety as to the journey's end, the journey itself
+ must thus have counted for the best of holidays. My physical well-being
+ was over-proof; effects of sea and sky kept me for ever busy with my
+ pencil; and I had no lack of intellectual exercise of a different order in
+ the study of my inconsistent friend, the captain. I call him friend, here
+ on the threshold; but that is to look well ahead. At first, I was too much
+ horrified by what I considered his barbarities, too much puzzled by his
+ shifting humours, and too frequently annoyed by his small vanities, to
+ regard him otherwise than as the cross of my existence. It was only by
+ degrees, in his rare hours of pleasantness, when he forgot (and made me
+ forget) the weaknesses to which he was so prone, that he won me to a kind
+ of unconsenting fondness. Lastly, the faults were all embraced in a more
+ generous view: I saw them in their place, like discords in a musical
+ progression; and accepted them and found them picturesque, as we accept
+ and admire, in the habitable face of nature, the smoky head of the volcano
+ or the pernicious thicket of the swamp.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was come of good people Down East, and had the beginnings of a thorough
+ education. His temper had been ungovernable from the first; and it is
+ likely the defect was inherited, and the blame of the rupture not entirely
+ his. He ran away at least to sea; suffered horrible maltreatment, which
+ seemed to have rather hardened than enlightened him; ran away again to
+ shore in a South American port; proved his capacity and made money,
+ although still a child; fell among thieves and was robbed; worked back a
+ passage to the States, and knocked one morning at the door of an old lady
+ whose orchard he had often robbed. The introduction appears insufficient;
+ but Nares knew what he was doing. The sight of her old neighbourly
+ depredator shivering at the door in tatters, the very oddity of his
+ appeal, touched a soft spot in the spinster's heart. &ldquo;I always had a
+ fancy for the old lady,&rdquo; Nares said, &ldquo;even when she used to
+ stampede me out of the orchard, and shake her thimble and her old curls at
+ me out of the window as I was going by; I always thought she was a kind of
+ pleasant old girl. Well, when she came to the door that morning, I told
+ her so, and that I was stone-broke; and she took me right in, and fetched
+ out the pie.&rdquo; She clothed him, taught him, and had him to sea again
+ in better shape, welcomed him to her hearth on his return from every
+ cruise, and when she died bequeathed him her possessions. &ldquo;She was a
+ good old girl,&rdquo; he would say. &ldquo;I tell you, Mr. Dodd, it was a
+ queer thing to see me and the old lady talking a pasear in the garden, and
+ the old man scowling at us over the pickets. She lived right next door to
+ the old man, and I guess that's just what took me there. I wanted him to
+ know that I was badly beat, you see, and would rather go to the devil than
+ to him. What made the dig harder, he had quarrelled with the old lady
+ about me and the orchard: I guess that made him rage. Yes, I was a beast
+ when I was young. But I was always pretty good to the old lady.&rdquo;
+ Since then he had prospered, not uneventfully, in his profession; the old
+ lady's money had fallen in during the voyage of the Gleaner, and he was
+ now, as soon as the smoke of that engagement cleared away, secure of his
+ ship. I suppose he was about thirty: a powerful, active man, with a blue
+ eye, a thick head of hair, about the colour of oakum and growing low over
+ the brow; clean-shaved and lean about the jaw; a good singer; a good
+ performer on that sea-instrument, the accordion; a quick observer, a close
+ reasoner; when he pleased, of a really elegant address; and when he chose,
+ the greatest brute upon the seas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His usage of the men, his hazing, his bullying, his perpetual
+ fault-finding for no cause, his perpetual and brutal sarcasm, might have
+ raised a mutiny in a slave galley. Suppose the steersman's eye to have
+ wandered: &ldquo;You &mdash;&mdash;, &mdash;&mdash;, little, mutton-faced
+ Dutchman,&rdquo; Nares would bawl; &ldquo;you want a booting to keep you
+ on your course! I know a little city-front slush when I see one. Just you
+ glue your eye to that compass, or I'll show you round the vessel at the
+ butt-end of my boot.&rdquo; Or suppose a hand to linger aft, whither he
+ had perhaps been summoned not a minute before. &ldquo;Mr. Daniells, will
+ you oblige me by stepping clear of that main-sheet?&rdquo; the captain
+ might begin, with truculent courtesy. &ldquo;Thank you. And perhaps you'll
+ be so kind as to tell me what the hell you're doing on my quarter-deck? I
+ want no dirt of your sort here. Is there nothing for you to do? Where's
+ the mate? Don't you set ME to find work for you, or I'll find you some
+ that will keep you on your back a fortnight.&rdquo; Such allocutions,
+ conceived with a perfect knowledge of his audience, so that every insult
+ carried home, were delivered with a mien so menacing, and an eye so
+ fiercely cruel, that his unhappy subordinates shrank and quailed. Too
+ often violence followed; too often I have heard and seen and boiled at the
+ cowardly aggression; and the victim, his hands bound by law, has risen
+ again from deck and crawled forward stupefied&mdash;I know not what
+ passion of revenge in his wronged heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It seems strange I should have grown to like this tyrant. It may even seem
+ strange that I should have stood by and suffered his excesses to proceed.
+ But I was not quite such a chicken as to interfere in public; for I would
+ rather have a man or two mishandled than one half of us butchered in a
+ mutiny and the rest suffer on the gallows. And in private, I was unceasing
+ in my protests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; I once said to him, appealing to his patriotism,
+ which was of a hardy quality, &ldquo;this is no way to treat American
+ seamen. You don't call it American to treat men like dogs?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Americans?&rdquo; he said grimly. &ldquo;Do you call these Dutchmen
+ and Scattermouches [1] Americans? I've been fourteen years to sea, all but
+ one trip under American colours, and I've never laid eye on an American
+ foremast hand. There used to be such things in the old days, when
+ thirty-five dollars were the wages out of Boston; and then you could see
+ ships handled and run the way they want to be. But that's all past and
+ gone; and nowadays the only thing that flies in an American ship is a
+ belaying-pin. You don't know; you haven't a guess. How would you like to
+ go on deck for your middle watch, fourteen months on end, with all your
+ duty to do and every one's life depending on you, and expect to get a
+ knife ripped into you as you come out of your stateroom, or be sand-bagged
+ as you pass the boat, or get tripped into the hold, if the hatches are off
+ in fine weather? That kind of shakes the starch out of the brotherly love
+ and New Jerusalem business. You go through the mill, and you'll have a
+ bigger grudge against every old shellback that dirties his plate in the
+ three oceans, than the Bank of California could settle up. No; it has an
+ ugly look to it, but the only way to run a ship is to make yourself a
+ terror.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[1] In sea-lingo (Pacific) DUTCHMAN includes
+ all Teutons and folk from the basin of the Baltic; SCATTERMOUCH, all
+ Latins and Levantines.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come, Captain,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;there are degrees in
+ everything. You know American ships have a bad name; you know perfectly
+ well if it wasn't for the high wage and the good food, there's not a man
+ would ship in one if he could help; and even as it is, some prefer a
+ British ship, beastly food and all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, the lime-juicers?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;There's plenty booting
+ in lime-juicers, I guess; though I don't deny but what some of them are
+ soft.&rdquo; And with that he smiled like a man recalling something.
+ &ldquo;Look here, that brings a yarn in my head,&rdquo; he resumed;
+ &ldquo;and for the sake of the joke, I'll give myself away. It was in
+ 1874, I shipped mate in the British ship Maria, from 'Frisco for
+ Melbourne. She was the queerest craft in some ways that ever I was aboard
+ of. The food was a caution; there was nothing fit to put your lips to&mdash;but
+ the lime-juice, which was from the end bin no doubt: it used to make me
+ sick to see the men's dinners, and sorry to see my own. The old man was
+ good enough, I guess; Green was his name; a mild, fatherly old galoot. But
+ the hands were the lowest gang I ever handled; and whenever I tried to
+ knock a little spirit into them, the old man took their part! It was
+ Gilbert and Sullivan on the high seas; but you bet I wouldn't let any man
+ dictate to me. 'You give me your orders, Captain Green,' I said, 'and
+ you'll find I'll carry them out; that's all you've got to say. You'll find
+ I do my duty,' I said; 'how I do it is my lookout; and there's no man born
+ that's going to give me lessons.' Well, there was plenty dirt on board
+ that Maria first and last. Of course, the old man put my back up, and, of
+ course, he put up the crew's; and I had to regular fight my way through
+ every watch. The men got to hate me, so's I would hear them grit their
+ teeth when I came up. At last, one day, I saw a big hulking beast of a
+ Dutchman booting the ship's boy. I made one shoot of it off the house and
+ laid that Dutchman out. Up he came, and I laid him out again. 'Now,' I
+ said, 'if there's a kick left in you, just mention it, and I'll stamp your
+ ribs in like a packing-case.' He thought better of it, and never let on;
+ lay there as mild as a deacon at a funeral; and they took him below to
+ reflect on his native Dutchland. One night we got caught in rather a dirty
+ thing about 25 south. I guess we were all asleep; for the first thing I
+ knew there was the fore-royal gone. I ran forward, bawling blue hell; and
+ just as I came by the foremast, something struck me right through the
+ forearm and stuck there. I put my other hand up, and by George! it was the
+ grain; the beasts had speared me like a porpoise. 'Cap'n!' I cried.&mdash;'What's
+ wrong?' says he.&mdash;'They've grained me,' says I.&mdash;'Grained you?'
+ says he. 'Well, I've been looking for that.'&mdash;&mdash;'And by God,' I
+ cried, 'I want to have some of these beasts murdered for it!'&mdash;'Now,
+ Mr. Nares,' says he, 'you better go below. If I had been one of the men,
+ you'd have got more than this. And I want no more of your language on
+ deck. You've cost me my fore-royal already,' says he; 'and if you carry
+ on, you'll have the three sticks out of her.' That was old man Green's
+ idea of supporting officers. But you wait a bit; the cream's coming. We
+ made Melbourne right enough, and the old man said: 'Mr. Nares, you and me
+ don't draw together. You're a first-rate seaman, no mistake of that; but
+ you're the most disagreeable man I ever sailed with; and your language and
+ your conduct to the crew I cannot stomach. I guess we'll separate.' I
+ didn't care about the berth, you may be sure; but I felt kind of mean; and
+ if he made one kind of stink, I thought I could make another. So I said I
+ would go ashore and see how things stood; went, found I was all right, and
+ came aboard again on the top rail.&mdash;'Are you getting your traps
+ together, Mr. Nares?' says the old man.&mdash;'No,' says I, 'I don't know
+ as we'll separate much before 'Frisco; at least,' I said, 'it's a point
+ for your consideration. I'm very willing to say good-by to the Maria, but
+ I don't know whether you'll care to start me out with three months'
+ wages.' He got his money-box right away. 'My son,' says he, 'I think it
+ cheap at the money.' He had me there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a singular tale for a man to tell of himself; above all, in the
+ midst of our discussion; but it was quite in character for Nares. I never
+ made a good hit in our disputes, I never justly resented any act or speech
+ of his, but what I found it long after carefully posted in his day-book
+ and reckoned (here was the man's oddity) to my credit. It was the same
+ with his father, whom he had hated; he would give a sketch of the old
+ fellow, frank and credible, and yet so honestly touched that it was
+ charming. I have never met a man so strangely constituted: to possess a
+ reason of the most equal justice, to have his nerves at the same time
+ quivering with petty spite, and to act upon the nerves and not the reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A kindred wonder in my eyes was the nature of his courage. There was never
+ a braver man: he went out to welcome danger; an emergency (came it never
+ so sudden) strung him like a tonic. And yet, upon the other hand, I have
+ known none so nervous, so oppressed with possibilities, looking upon the
+ world at large, and the life of a sailor in particular, with so constant
+ and haggard a consideration of the ugly chances. All his courage was in
+ blood, not merely cold, but icy with reasoned apprehension. He would lay
+ our little craft rail under, and &ldquo;hang on&rdquo; in a squall, until
+ I gave myself up for lost, and the men were rushing to their stations of
+ their own accord. &ldquo;There,&rdquo; he would say, &ldquo;I guess
+ there's not a man on board would have hung on as long as I did that time;
+ they'll have to give up thinking me no schooner sailor. I guess I can
+ shave just as near capsizing as any other captain of this vessel, drunk or
+ sober.&rdquo; And then he would fall to repining and wishing himself well
+ out of the enterprise, and dilate on the peril of the seas, the particular
+ dangers of the schooner rig, which he abhorred, the various ways in which
+ we might go to the bottom, and the prodigious fleet of ships that have
+ sailed out in the course of history, dwindled from the eyes of watchers,
+ and returned no more. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he would wind up, &ldquo;I guess
+ it don't much matter. I can't see what any one wants to live for, anyway.
+ If I could get into some one else's apple-tree, and be about twelve years
+ old, and just stick the way I was, eating stolen apples, I won't say. But
+ there's no sense in this grown-up business&mdash;sailorising, politics,
+ the piety mill, and all the rest of it. Good clean drowning is good enough
+ for me.&rdquo; It is hard to imagine any more depressing talk for a poor
+ landsman on a dirty night; it is hard to imagine anything less sailor-like
+ (as sailors are supposed to be, and generally are) than this persistent
+ harping on the minor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I was to see more of the man's gloomy constancy ere the cruise was at
+ an end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the morning of the seventeenth day I came on deck, to find the schooner
+ under double reefs, and flying rather wild before a heavy run of sea.
+ Snoring trades and humming sails had been our portion hitherto. We were
+ already nearing the island. My restrained excitement had begun again to
+ overmaster me; and for some time my only book had been the patent log that
+ trailed over the taffrail, and my chief interest the daily observation and
+ our caterpillar progress across the chart. My first glance, which was at
+ the compass, and my second, which was at the log, were all that I could
+ wish. We lay our course; we had been doing over eight since nine the night
+ before; and I drew a heavy breath of satisfaction. And then I know not
+ what odd and wintry appearance of the sea and sky knocked suddenly at my
+ heart. I observed the schooner to look more than usually small, the men
+ silent and studious of the weather. Nares, in one of his rusty humours,
+ afforded me no shadow of a morning salutation. He, too, seemed to observe
+ the behaviour of the ship with an intent and anxious scrutiny. What I
+ liked still less, Johnson himself was at the wheel, which he span busily,
+ often with a visible effort; and as the seas ranged up behind us, black
+ and imminent, he kept casting behind him eyes of animal swiftness, and
+ drawing in his neck between his shoulders, like a man dodging a blow. From
+ these signs, I gathered that all was not exactly for the best; and I would
+ have given a good handful of dollars for a plain answer to the questions
+ which I dared not put. Had I dared, with the present danger signal in the
+ captain's face, I should only have been reminded of my position as
+ supercargo&mdash;an office never touched upon in kindness&mdash;and
+ advised, in a very indigestible manner, to go below. There was nothing for
+ it, therefore, but to entertain my vague apprehensions as best I should be
+ able, until it pleased the captain to enlighten me of his own accord. This
+ he did sooner than I had expected; as soon, indeed, as the Chinaman had
+ summoned us to breakfast, and we sat face to face across the narrow board.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See here, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he began, looking at me rather queerly,
+ &ldquo;here is a business point arisen. This sea's been running up for the
+ last two days, and now it's too high for comfort. The glass is falling,
+ the wind is breezing up, and I won't say but what there's dirt in it. If I
+ lay her to, we may have to ride out a gale of wind and drift God knows
+ where&mdash;on these French Frigate Shoals, for instance. If I keep her as
+ she goes, we'll make that island to-morrow afternoon, and have the lee of
+ it to lie under, if we can't make out to run in. The point you have to
+ figure on, is whether you'll take the big chances of that Captain Trent
+ making the place before you, or take the risk of something happening. I'm
+ to run this ship to your satisfaction,&rdquo; he added, with an ugly
+ sneer. &ldquo;Well, here's a point for the supercargo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; I returned, with my heart in my mouth, &ldquo;risk
+ is better than certain failure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Life is all risk, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he remarked. &ldquo;But there's
+ one thing: it's now or never; in half an hour, Archdeacon Gabriel couldn't
+ lay her to, if he came down stairs on purpose.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Let's run.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Run goes,&rdquo; said he; and with that he fell to breakfast, and
+ passed half an hour in stowing away pie and devoutly wishing himself back
+ in San Francisco.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we came on deck again, he took the wheel from Johnson&mdash;it
+ appears they could trust none among the hands&mdash;and I stood close
+ beside him, feeling safe in this proximity, and tasting a fearful joy from
+ our surroundings and the consciousness of my decision. The breeze had
+ already risen, and as it tore over our heads, it uttered at times a long
+ hooting note that sent my heart into my boots. The sea pursued us without
+ remission, leaping to the assault of the low rail. The quarter-deck was
+ all awash, and we must close the companion doors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And all this, if you please, for Mr. Pinkerton's dollars!&rdquo;
+ the captain suddenly exclaimed. &ldquo;There's many a fine fellow gone
+ under, Mr. Dodd, because of drivers like your friend. What do they care
+ for a ship or two? Insured, I guess. What do they care for sailors' lives
+ alongside of a few thousand dollars? What they want is speed between
+ ports, and a damned fool of a captain that'll drive a ship under as I'm
+ doing this one. You can put in the morning, asking why I do it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I sheered off to another part of the vessel as fast as civility permitted.
+ This was not at all the talk that I desired, nor was the train of
+ reflection which it started anyway welcome. Here I was, running some
+ hazard of my life, and perilling the lives of seven others; exactly for
+ what end, I was now at liberty to ask myself. For a very large amount of a
+ very deadly poison, was the obvious answer; and I thought if all tales
+ were true, and I were soon to be subjected to cross-examination at the bar
+ of Eternal Justice, it was one which would not increase my popularity with
+ the court. &ldquo;Well, never mind, Jim,&rdquo; thought I. &ldquo;I'm
+ doing it for you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before eleven, a third reef was taken in the mainsail; and Johnson filled
+ the cabin with a storm-sail of No. 1 duck and sat cross-legged on the
+ streaming floor, vigorously putting it to rights with a couple of the
+ hands. By dinner I had fled the deck, and sat in the bench corner, giddy,
+ dumb, and stupefied with terror. The frightened leaps of the poor Norah
+ Creina, spanking like a stag for bare existence, bruised me between the
+ table and the berths. Overhead, the wild huntsman of the storm passed
+ continuously in one blare of mingled noises; screaming wind, straining
+ timber, lashing rope's end, pounding block and bursting sea contributed;
+ and I could have thought there was at times another, a more piercing, a
+ more human note, that dominated all, like the wailing of an angel; I could
+ have thought I knew the angel's name, and that his wings were black. It
+ seemed incredible that any creature of man's art could long endure the
+ barbarous mishandling of the seas, kicked as the schooner was from
+ mountain side to mountain side, beaten and blown upon and wrenched in
+ every joint and sinew, like a child upon the rack. There was not a plank
+ of her that did not cry aloud for mercy; and as she continued to hold
+ together, I became conscious of a growing sympathy with her endeavours, a
+ growing admiration for her gallant staunchness, that amused and at times
+ obliterated my terrors for myself. God bless every man that swung a mallet
+ on that tiny and strong hull! It was not for wages only that he laboured,
+ but to save men's lives.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the rest of the day, and all the following night, I sat in the corner
+ or lay wakeful in my bunk; and it was only with the return of morning that
+ a new phase of my alarms drove me once more on deck. A gloomier interval I
+ never passed. Johnson and Nares steadily relieved each other at the wheel
+ and came below. The first glance of each was at the glass, which he
+ repeatedly knuckled and frowned upon; for it was sagging lower all the
+ time. Then, if Johnson were the visitor, he would pick a snack out of the
+ cupboard, and stand, braced against the table, eating it, and perhaps
+ obliging me with a word or two of his hee-haw conversation: how it was
+ &ldquo;a son of a gun of a cold night on deck, Mr. Dodd&rdquo; (with a
+ grin); how &ldquo;it wasn't no night for panjammers, he could tell me&rdquo;:
+ having transacted all which, he would throw himself down in his bunk and
+ sleep his two hours with compunction. But the captain neither ate nor
+ slept. &ldquo;You there, Mr. Dodd?&rdquo; he would say, after the
+ obligatory visit to the glass. &ldquo;Well, my son, we're one hundred and
+ four miles&rdquo; (or whatever it was) &ldquo;off the island, and scudding
+ for all we're worth. We'll make it to-morrow about four, or not, as the
+ case may be. That's the news. And now, Mr. Dodd, I've stretched a point
+ for you; you can see I'm dead tired; so just you stretch away back to your
+ bunk again.&rdquo; And with this attempt at geniality, his teeth would
+ settle hard down on his cigar, and he would pass his spell below staring
+ and blinking at the cabin lamp through a cloud of tobacco smoke. He has
+ told me since that he was happy, which I should never have divined.
+ &ldquo;You see,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;the wind we had was never anything
+ out of the way; but the sea was really nasty, the schooner wanted a lot of
+ humouring, and it was clear from the glass that we were close to some
+ dirt. We might be running out of it, or we might be running right crack
+ into it. Well, there's always something sublime about a big deal like
+ that; and it kind of raises a man in his own liking. We're a queer kind of
+ beasts, Mr. Dodd.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The morning broke with sinister brightness; the air alarmingly
+ transparent, the sky pure, the rim of the horizon clear and strong against
+ the heavens. The wind and the wild seas, now vastly swollen, indefatigably
+ hunted us. I stood on deck, choking with fear; I seemed to lose all power
+ upon my limbs; my knees were as paper when she plunged into the murderous
+ valleys; my heart collapsed when some black mountain fell in avalanche
+ beside her counter, and the water, that was more than spray, swept round
+ my ankles like a torrent. I was conscious of but one strong desire, to
+ bear myself decently in my terrors, and whatever should happen to my life,
+ preserve my character: as the captain said, we are a queer kind of beasts.
+ Breakfast time came, and I made shift to swallow some hot tea. Then I must
+ stagger below to take the time, reading the chronometer with dizzy eyes,
+ and marvelling the while what value there could be in observations taken
+ in a ship launched (as ours then was) like a missile among flying seas.
+ The forenoon dragged on in a grinding monotony of peril; every spoke of
+ the wheel a rash, but an obliged experiment&mdash;rash as a forlorn hope,
+ needful as the leap that lands a fireman from a burning staircase. Noon
+ was made; the captain dined on his day's work, and I on watching him; and
+ our place was entered on the chart with a meticulous precision which
+ seemed to me half pitiful and half absurd, since the next eye to behold
+ that sheet of paper might be the eye of an exploring fish. One o'clock
+ came, then two; the captain gloomed and chafed, as he held to the coaming
+ of the house, and if ever I saw dormant murder in man's eye, it was in
+ his. God help the hand that should have disobeyed him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of a sudden, he turned towards the mate, who was doing his trick at the
+ wheel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Two points on the port bow,&rdquo; I heard him say. And he took the
+ wheel himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Johnson nodded, wiped his eyes with the back of his wet hand, watched a
+ chance as the vessel lunged up hill, and got to the main rigging, where he
+ swarmed aloft. Up and up, I watched him go, hanging on at every ugly
+ plunge, gaining with every lull of the schooner's movement, until,
+ clambering into the cross-trees and clinging with one arm around the
+ masts, I could see him take one comprehensive sweep of the southwesterly
+ horizon. The next moment, he had slid down the backstay and stood on deck,
+ with a grin, a nod, and a gesture of the finger that said &ldquo;yes&rdquo;;
+ the next again, and he was back sweating and squirming at the wheel, his
+ tired face streaming and smiling, and his hair and the rags and corners of
+ his clothes lashing round him in the wind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares went below, fetched up his binocular, and fell into a silent perusal
+ of the sea-line; I also, with my unaided eyesight. Little by little, in
+ that white waste of water, I began to make out a quarter where the
+ whiteness appeared more condensed: the sky above was whitish likewise, and
+ misty like a squall; and little by little there thrilled upon my ears a
+ note deeper and more terrible than the yelling of the gale&mdash;the long,
+ thundering roll of breakers. Nares wiped his night glass on his sleeve and
+ passed it to me, motioning, as he did so, with his hand. An endless
+ wilderness of raging billows came and went and danced in the circle of the
+ glass; now and then a pale corner of sky, or the strong line of the
+ horizon rugged with the heads of waves; and then of a sudden&mdash;come
+ and gone ere I could fix it, with a swallow's swiftness&mdash;one glimpse
+ of what we had come so far and paid so dear to see: the masts and rigging
+ of a brig pencilled on heaven, with an ensign streaming at the main, and
+ the ragged ribbons of a topsail thrashing from the yard. Again and again,
+ with toilful searching, I recalled that apparition. There was no sign of
+ any land; the wreck stood between sea and sky, a thing the most isolated I
+ had ever viewed; but as we drew nearer, I perceived her to be defended by
+ a line of breakers which drew off on either hand, and marked, indeed, the
+ nearest segment of the reef. Heavy spray hung over them like a smoke, some
+ hundred feet into the air; and the sound of their consecutive explosions
+ rolled like a cannonade.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In half an hour we were close in; for perhaps as long again, we skirted
+ that formidable barrier toward its farther side; and presently the sea
+ began insensibly to moderate and the ship to go more sweetly. We had
+ gained the lee of the island as (for form's sake) I may call that ring of
+ foam and haze and thunder; and shaking out a reef, wore ship and headed
+ for the passage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIII. THE ISLAND AND THE WRECK.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ All hands were filled with joy. It was betrayed in their alacrity and easy
+ faces: Johnson smiling broadly at the wheel, Nares studying the sketch
+ chart of the island with an eye at peace, and the hands clustered forward,
+ eagerly talking and pointing: so manifest was our escape, so wonderful the
+ attraction of a single foot of earth after so many suns had set and risen
+ on an empty sea. To add to the relief, besides, by one of those malicious
+ coincidences which suggest for fate the image of an underbred and grinning
+ schoolboy, we had no sooner worn ship than the wind began to abate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For myself, however, I did but exchange anxieties. I was no sooner out of
+ one fear than I fell upon another; no sooner secure that I should myself
+ make the intended haven, than I began to be convinced that Trent was there
+ before me. I climbed into the rigging, stood on the board, and eagerly
+ scanned that ring of coral reef and bursting breaker, and the blue lagoon
+ which they enclosed. The two islets within began to show plainly&mdash;Middle
+ Brooks and Lower Brooks Island, the Directory named them: two low,
+ bush-covered, rolling strips of sand, each with glittering beaches, each
+ perhaps a mile or a mile and a half in length, running east and west, and
+ divided by a narrow channel. Over these, innumerable as maggots, there
+ hovered, chattered, screamed and clanged, millions of twinkling sea-birds:
+ white and black; the black by far the largest. With singular
+ scintillations, this vortex of winged life swayed to and fro in the strong
+ sunshine, whirled continually through itself, and would now and again
+ burst asunder and scatter as wide as the lagoon: so that I was
+ irresistibly reminded of what I had read of nebular convulsions. A thin
+ cloud overspread the area of the reef and the adjacent sea&mdash;the dust,
+ as I could not but fancy, of earlier explosions. And a little apart, there
+ was yet another focus of centrifugal and centripetal flight, where, hard
+ by the deafening line of breakers, her sails (all but the tattered
+ topsail) snugly furled down, and the red rag that marks Old England on the
+ seas beating, union down, at the main&mdash;the Flying Scud, the fruit of
+ so many toilers, a recollection in so many lives of men, whose tall spars
+ had been mirrored in the remotest corners of the sea&mdash;lay stationary
+ at last and forever, in the first stage of naval dissolution. Towards her,
+ the taut Norah Creina, vulture-wise, wriggled to windward: come from so
+ far to pick her bones. And, look as I pleased, there was no other presence
+ of man or of man's handiwork; no Honolulu schooner lay there crowded with
+ armed rivals, no smoke rose from the fire at which I fancied Trent cooking
+ a meal of sea-birds. It seemed, after all, we were in time, and I drew a
+ mighty breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had not arrived at this reviving certainty before the breakers were
+ already close aboard, the leadsman at his station, and the captain posted
+ in the fore cross-trees to con us through the coral lumps of the lagoon.
+ All circumstances were in our favour, the light behind, the sun low, the
+ wind still fresh and steady, and the tide about the turn. A moment later
+ we shot at racing speed betwixt two pier heads of broken water; the lead
+ began to be cast, the captain to bawl down his anxious directions, the
+ schooner to tack and dodge among the scattered dangers of the lagoon; and
+ at one bell in the first dog watch, we had come to our anchor off the
+ north-east end of Middle Brooks Island, in five fathoms water. The sails
+ were gasketted and covered, the boats emptied of the miscellaneous stores
+ and odds and ends of sea-furniture, that accumulate in the course of a
+ voyage, the kedge sent ashore, and the decks tidied down: a good
+ three-quarters of an hour's work, during which I raged about the deck like
+ a man with a strong toothache. The transition from the wild sea to the
+ comparative immobility of the lagoon had wrought strange distress among my
+ nerves: I could not hold still whether in hand or foot; the slowness of
+ the men, tired as dogs after our rough experience outside, irritated me
+ like something personal; and the irrational screaming of the sea-birds
+ saddened me like a dirge. It was a relief when, with Nares, and a couple
+ of hands, I might drop into the boat and move off at last for the Flying
+ Scud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She looks kind of pitiful, don't she?&rdquo; observed the captain,
+ nodding towards the wreck, from which we were separated by some half a
+ mile. &ldquo;Looks as if she didn't like her berth, and Captain Trent had
+ used her badly. Give her ginger, boys!&rdquo; he added to the hands,
+ &ldquo;and you can all have shore liberty to-night to see the birds and
+ paint the town red.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We all laughed at the pleasantry, and the boat skimmed the faster over the
+ rippling face of the lagoon. The Flying Scud would have seemed small
+ enough beside the wharves of San Francisco, but she was some thrice the
+ size of the Norah Creina, which had been so long our continent; and as we
+ craned up at her wall-sides, she impressed us with a mountain magnitude.
+ She lay head to the reef, where the huge blue wall of the rollers was for
+ ever ranging up and crumbling down; and to gain her starboard side, we
+ must pass below the stern. The rudder was hard aport, and we could read
+ the legend:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ FLYING SCUD
+
+ HULL
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ On the other side, about the break of the poop, some half a fathom of rope
+ ladder trailed over the rail, and by this we made our entrance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She was a roomy ship inside, with a raised poop standing some three feet
+ higher than the deck, and a small forward house, for the men's bunks and
+ the galley, just abaft the foremast. There was one boat on the house, and
+ another and larger one, in beds on deck, on either hand of it. She had
+ been painted white, with tropical economy, outside and in; and we found,
+ later on, that the stanchions of the rail, hoops of the scuttle but, etc.,
+ were picked out with green. At that time, however, when we first stepped
+ aboard, all was hidden under the droppings of innumerable sea-birds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The birds themselves gyrated and screamed meanwhile among the rigging; and
+ when we looked into the galley, their outrush drove us back.
+ Savage-looking fowl they were, savagely beaked, and some of the black ones
+ great as eagles. Half-buried in the slush, we were aware of a litter of
+ kegs in the waist; and these, on being somewhat cleaned, proved to be
+ water beakers and quarter casks of mess beef with some colonial brand,
+ doubtless collected there before the Tempest hove in sight, and while
+ Trent and his men had no better expectation than to strike for Honolulu in
+ the boats. Nothing else was notable on deck, save where the loose topsail
+ had played some havoc with the rigging, and there hung, and swayed, and
+ sang in the declining wind, a raffle of intorted cordage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With a shyness that was almost awe, Nares and I descended the companion.
+ The stair turned upon itself and landed us just forward of a thwart-ship
+ bulkhead that cut the poop in two. The fore part formed a kind of
+ miscellaneous store-room, with a double-bunked division for the cook (as
+ Nares supposed) and second mate. The after part contained, in the midst,
+ the main cabin, running in a kind of bow into the curvature of the stern;
+ on the port side, a pantry opening forward and a stateroom for the mate;
+ and on the starboard, the captain's berth and water-closet. Into these we
+ did but glance: the main cabin holding us. It was dark, for the sea-birds
+ had obscured the skylight with their droppings; it smelt rank and fusty;
+ and it was beset with a loud swarm of flies that beat continually in our
+ faces. Supposing them close attendants upon man and his broken meat, I
+ marvelled how they had found their way to Midway reef; it was sure at
+ least some vessel must have brought them, and that long ago, for they had
+ multiplied exceedingly. Part of the floor was strewn with a confusion of
+ clothes, books, nautical instruments, odds and ends of finery, and such
+ trash as might be expected from the turning out of several seamen's
+ chests, upon a sudden emergency and after a long cruise. It was strange in
+ that dim cabin, quivering with the near thunder of the breakers and
+ pierced with the screaming of the fowls, to turn over so many things that
+ other men had coveted, and prized, and worn on their warm bodies&mdash;frayed
+ old underclothing, pyjamas of strange design, duck suits in every stage of
+ rustiness, oil skins, pilot coats, bottles of scent, embroidered shirts,
+ jackets of Ponjee silk&mdash;clothes for the night watch at sea or the day
+ ashore in the hotel verandah; and mingled among these, books, cigars,
+ fancy pipes, quantities of tobacco, many keys, a rusty pistol, and a
+ sprinkling of cheap curiosities&mdash;Benares brass, Chinese jars and
+ pictures, and bottles of odd shells in cotton, each designed no doubt for
+ somebody at home&mdash;perhaps in Hull, of which Trent had been a native
+ and his ship a citizen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thence we turned our attention to the table, which stood spread, as if for
+ a meal, with stout ship's crockery and the remains of food&mdash;a pot of
+ marmalade, dregs of coffee in the mugs, unrecognisable remains of foods,
+ bread, some toast, and a tin of condensed milk. The table-cloth,
+ originally of a red colour, was stained a dark brown at the captain's end,
+ apparently with coffee; at the other end, it had been folded back, and a
+ pen and ink-pot stood on the bare table. Stools were here and there about
+ the table, irregularly placed, as though the meal had been finished and
+ the men smoking and chatting; and one of the stools lay on the floor,
+ broken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See! they were writing up the log,&rdquo; said Nares, pointing to
+ the ink-bottle. &ldquo;Caught napping, as usual. I wonder if there ever
+ was a captain yet, that lost a ship with his log-book up to date? He
+ generally has about a month to fill up on a clean break, like Charles
+ Dickens and his serial novels.&mdash;What a regular, lime-juicer spread!&rdquo;
+ he added contemptuously. &ldquo;Marmalade&mdash;and toast for the old man!
+ Nasty, slovenly pigs!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was something in this criticism of the absent that jarred upon my
+ feelings. I had no love indeed for Captain Trent or any of his vanished
+ gang; but the desertion and decay of this once habitable cabin struck me
+ hard: the death of man's handiwork is melancholy like the death of man
+ himself; and I was impressed with an involuntary and irrational sense of
+ tragedy in my surroundings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This sickens me,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;Let's go on deck and
+ breathe.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain nodded. &ldquo;It IS kind of lonely, isn't it?&rdquo; he said.
+ &ldquo;But I can't go up till I get the code signals. I want to run up
+ 'Got Left' or something, just to brighten up this island home. Captain
+ Trent hasn't been here yet, but he'll drop in before long; and it'll cheer
+ him up to see a signal on the brig.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Isn't there some official expression we could use?&rdquo; I asked,
+ vastly taken by the fancy. &ldquo;'Sold for the benefit of the
+ underwriters: for further particulars, apply to J. Pinkerton, Montana
+ Block, S.F.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; returned Nares, &ldquo;I won't say but what an old
+ navy quartermaster might telegraph all that, if you gave him a day to do
+ it in and a pound of tobacco for himself. But it's above my register. I
+ must try something short and sweet: KB, urgent signal, 'Heave all aback';
+ or LM, urgent, 'The berth you're now in is not safe'; or what do you say
+ to PQH?&mdash;'Tell my owners the ship answers remarkably well.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's premature,&rdquo; I replied; &ldquo;but it seems calculated to
+ give pain to Trent. PQH for me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The flags were found in Trent's cabin, neatly stored behind a lettered
+ grating; Nares chose what he required and (I following) returned on deck,
+ where the sun had already dipped, and the dusk was coming.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here! don't touch that, you fool!&rdquo; shouted the captain to one
+ of the hands, who was drinking from the scuttle but. &ldquo;That water's
+ rotten!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Beg pardon, sir,&rdquo; replied the man. &ldquo;Tastes quite sweet.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let me see,&rdquo; returned Nares, and he took the dipper and held
+ it to his lips. &ldquo;Yes, it's all right,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Must
+ have rotted and come sweet again. Queer, isn't it, Mr. Dodd? Though I've
+ known the same on a Cape Horner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was something in his intonation that made me look him in the face;
+ he stood a little on tiptoe to look right and left about the ship, like a
+ man filled with curiosity, and his whole expression and bearing testified
+ to some suppressed excitement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't believe what you're saying!&rdquo; I broke out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, I don't know but what I do!&rdquo; he replied, laying a hand
+ upon me soothingly. &ldquo;The thing's very possible. Only, I'm bothered
+ about something else.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And with that he called a hand, gave him the code flags, and stepped
+ himself to the main signal halliards, which vibrated under the weight of
+ the ensign overhead. A minute later, the American colours, which we had
+ brought in the boat, replaced the English red, and PQH was fluttering at
+ the fore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, then,&rdquo; said Nares, who had watched the breaking out of
+ his signal with the old-maidish particularity of an American sailor,
+ &ldquo;out with those handspikes, and let's see what water there is in the
+ lagoon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The bars were shoved home; the barbarous cacophony of the clanking pump
+ rose in the waist; and streams of ill-smelling water gushed on deck and
+ made valleys in the slab guano. Nares leaned on the rail, watching the
+ steady stream of bilge as though he found some interest in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is it that bothers you?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'll tell you one thing shortly,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;But
+ here's another. Do you see those boats there, one on the house and two on
+ the beds? Well, where is the boat Trent lowered when he lost the hands?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Got it aboard again, I suppose,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, if you'll tell me why!&rdquo; returned the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then it must have been another,&rdquo; I suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She might have carried another on the main hatch, I won't deny,&rdquo;
+ admitted Nares; &ldquo;but I can't see what she wanted with it, unless it
+ was for the old man to go out and play the accordion in, on moonlight
+ nights.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It can't much matter, anyway,&rdquo; I reflected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, I don't suppose it does,&rdquo; said he, glancing over his
+ shoulder at the spouting of the scuppers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And how long are we to keep up this racket?&rdquo; I asked. &ldquo;We're
+ simply pumping up the lagoon. Captain Trent himself said she had settled
+ down and was full forward.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did he?&rdquo; said Nares, with a significant dryness. And almost
+ as he spoke the pumps sucked, and sucked again, and the men threw down
+ their bars. &ldquo;There, what do you make of that?&rdquo; he asked.
+ &ldquo;Now, I'll tell, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he went on, lowering his voice,
+ but not shifting from his easy attitude against the rail, &ldquo;this ship
+ is as sound as the Norah Creina. I had a guess of it before we came
+ aboard, and now I know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's not possible!&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;What do you make of
+ Trent?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't make anything of Trent; I don't know whether he's a liar or
+ only an old wife; I simply tell you what's the fact,&rdquo; said Nares.
+ &ldquo;And I'll tell you something more,&rdquo; he added: &ldquo;I've
+ taken the ground myself in deep-water vessels; I know what I'm saying; and
+ I say that, when she first struck and before she bedded down, seven or
+ eight hours' work would have got this hooker off, and there's no man that
+ ever went two years to sea but must have known it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could only utter an exclamation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares raised his finger warningly. &ldquo;Don't let THEM get hold of it,&rdquo;
+ said he. &ldquo;Think what you like, but say nothing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I glanced round; the dusk was melting into early night; the twinkle of a
+ lantern marked the schooner's position in the distance; and our men, free
+ from further labour, stood grouped together in the waist, their faces
+ illuminated by their glowing pipes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why didn't Trent get her off?&rdquo; inquired the captain. &ldquo;Why
+ did he want to buy her back in 'Frisco for these fabulous sums, when he
+ might have sailed her into the bay himself?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps he never knew her value until then,&rdquo; I suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish we knew her value now,&rdquo; exclaimed Nares. &ldquo;However,
+ I don't want to depress you; I'm sorry for you, Mr. Dodd; I know how
+ bothering it must be to you; and the best I can say's this: I haven't
+ taken much time getting down, and now I'm here I mean to work this thing
+ in proper style. I just want to put your mind at rest: you shall have no
+ trouble with me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was something trusty and friendly in his voice; and I found myself
+ gripping hands with him, in that hard, short shake that means so much with
+ English-speaking people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We'll do, old fellow,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;We've shaken down into
+ pretty good friends, you and me; and you won't find me working the
+ business any the less hard for that. And now let's scoot for supper.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After supper, with the idle curiosity of the seafarer, we pulled ashore in
+ a fine moonlight, and landed on Middle Brook's Island. A flat beach
+ surrounded it upon all sides; and the midst was occupied by a thicket of
+ bushes, the highest of them scarcely five feet high, in which the sea-fowl
+ lived. Through this we tried at first to strike; but it were easier to
+ cross Trafalgar Square on a day of demonstration than to invade these
+ haunts of sleeping sea-birds. The nests sank, and the eggs burst under
+ footing; wings beat in our faces, beaks menaced our eyes, our minds were
+ confounded with the screeching, and the coil spread over the island and
+ mounted high into the air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess we'll saunter round the beach,&rdquo; said Nares, when we
+ had made good our retreat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hands were all busy after sea-birds' eggs, so there were none to
+ follow us. Our way lay on the crisp sand by the margin of the water: on
+ one side, the thicket from which we had been dislodged; on the other, the
+ face of the lagoon, barred with a broad path of moonlight, and beyond
+ that, the line, alternately dark and shining, alternately hove high and
+ fallen prone, of the external breakers. The beach was strewn with bits of
+ wreck and drift: some redwood and spruce logs, no less than two lower
+ masts of junks, and the stern-post of a European ship; all of which we
+ looked on with a shade of serious concern, speaking of the dangers of the
+ sea and the hard case of castaways. In this sober vein we made the greater
+ part of the circuit of the island; had a near view of its neighbour from
+ the southern end; walked the whole length of the westerly side in the
+ shadow of the thicket; and came forth again into the moonlight at the
+ opposite extremity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On our right, at the distance of about half a mile, the schooner lay
+ faintly heaving at her anchors. About half a mile down the beach, at a
+ spot still hidden from us by the thicket, an upboiling of the birds showed
+ where the men were still (with sailor-like insatiability) collecting eggs.
+ And right before us, in a small indentation of the sand, we were aware of
+ a boat lying high and dry, and right side up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares crouched back into the shadow of the bushes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What the devil's this?&rdquo; he whispered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Trent,&rdquo; I suggested, with a beating heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We were damned fools to come ashore unarmed,&rdquo; said he.
+ &ldquo;But I've got to know where I stand.&rdquo; In the shadow, his face
+ looked conspicuously white, and his voice betrayed a strong excitement. He
+ took his boat's whistle from his pocket. &ldquo;In case I might want to
+ play a tune,&rdquo; said he, grimly, and thrusting it between his teeth,
+ advanced into the moonlit open; which we crossed with rapid steps, looking
+ guiltily about us as we went. Not a leaf stirred; and the boat, when we
+ came up to it, offered convincing proof of long desertion. She was an
+ eighteen-foot whaleboat of the ordinary type, equipped with oars and
+ thole-pins. Two or three quarter-casks lay on the bilge amidships, one of
+ which must have been broached, and now stank horribly; and these, upon
+ examination, proved to bear the same New Zealand brand as the beef on
+ board the wreck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, here's the boat,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;here's one of your
+ difficulties cleared away.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;H'm,&rdquo; said he. There was a little water in the bilge, and
+ here he stooped and tasted it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fresh,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Only rain-water.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't object to that?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then, what ails you?&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In plain United States, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he returned, &ldquo;a
+ whaleboat, five ash sweeps, and a barrel of stinking pork.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or, in other words, the whole thing?&rdquo; I commented.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it's this way,&rdquo; he condescended to explain. &ldquo;I've
+ no use for a fourth boat at all; but a boat of this model tops the
+ business. I don't say the type's not common in these waters; it's as
+ common as dirt; the traders carry them for surf-boats. But the Flying
+ Scud? a deep-water tramp, who was lime-juicing around between big ports,
+ Calcutta and Rangoon and 'Frisco and the Canton River? No, I don't see it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were leaning over the gunwale of the boat as we spoke. The captain
+ stood nearest the bow, and he was idly playing with the trailing painter,
+ when a thought arrested him. He hauled the line in hand over hand, and
+ stared, and remained staring, at the end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Anything wrong with it?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you know, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; said he, in a queer voice, &ldquo;this
+ painter's been cut? A sailor always seizes a rope's end, but this is
+ sliced short off with the cold steel. This won't do at all for the men,&rdquo;
+ he added. &ldquo;Just stand by till I fix it up more natural.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Any guess what it all means?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it means one thing,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It means Trent was
+ a liar. I guess the story of the Flying Scud was a sight more picturesque
+ than he gave out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Half an hour later, the whaleboat was lying astern of the Norah Creina;
+ and Nares and I sought our bunks, silent and half-bewildered by our late
+ discoveries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIV. THE CABIN OF THE &ldquo;FLYING SCUD.&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The sun of the morrow had not cleared the morning bank: the lake of the
+ lagoon, the islets, and the wall of breakers now beginning to subside,
+ still lay clearly pictured in the flushed obscurity of early day, when we
+ stepped again upon the deck of the Flying Scud: Nares, myself, the mate,
+ two of the hands, and one dozen bright, virgin axes, in war against that
+ massive structure. I think we all drew pleasurable breath; so profound in
+ man is the instinct of destruction, so engaging is the interest of the
+ chase. For we were now about to taste, in a supreme degree, the double
+ joys of demolishing a toy and playing &ldquo;Hide the handkerchief&rdquo;:
+ sports from which we had all perhaps desisted since the days of infancy.
+ And the toy we were to burst in pieces was a deep-sea ship; and the hidden
+ good for which we were to hunt was a prodigious fortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The decks were washed down, the main hatch removed, and a gun-tackle
+ purchase rigged before the boat arrived with breakfast. I had grown so
+ suspicious of the wreck, that it was a positive relief to me to look down
+ into the hold, and see it full, or nearly full, of undeniable rice packed
+ in the Chinese fashion in boluses of matting. Breakfast over, Johnson and
+ the hands turned to upon the cargo; while Nares and I, having smashed open
+ the skylight and rigged up a windsail on deck, began the work of rummaging
+ the cabins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I must not be expected to describe our first day's work, or (for that
+ matter) any of the rest, in order and detail as it occurred. Such
+ particularity might have been possible for several officers and a draft of
+ men from a ship of war, accompanied by an experienced secretary with a
+ knowledge of shorthand. For two plain human beings, unaccustomed to the
+ use of the broad-axe and consumed with an impatient greed of the result,
+ the whole business melts, in the retrospect, into a nightmare of exertion,
+ heat, hurry, and bewilderment; sweat pouring from the face like rain, the
+ scurry of rats, the choking exhalations of the bilge, and the throbs and
+ splinterings of the toiling axes. I shall content myself with giving the
+ cream of our discoveries in a logical rather than a temporal order; though
+ the two indeed practically coincided, and we had finished our exploration
+ of the cabin, before we could be certain of the nature of the cargo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares and I began operations by tossing up pell-mell through the
+ companion, and piling in a squalid heap about the wheel, all clothes,
+ personal effects, the crockery, the carpet, stale victuals, tins of meat,
+ and in a word, all movables from the main cabin. Thence, we transferred
+ our attention to the captain's quarters on the starboard side. Using the
+ blankets for a basket, we sent up the books, instruments, and clothes to
+ swell our growing midden on the deck; and then Nares, going on hands and
+ knees, began to forage underneath the bed. Box after box of Manilla cigars
+ rewarded his search. I took occasion to smash some of these boxes open,
+ and even to guillotine the bundles of cigars; but quite in vain&mdash;no
+ secret cache of opium encouraged me to continue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess I've got hold of the dicky now!&rdquo; exclaimed Nares, and
+ turning round from my perquisitions, I found he had drawn forth a heavy
+ iron box, secured to the bulkhead by chain and padlock. On this he was now
+ gazing, not with the triumph that instantly inflamed my own bosom, but
+ with a somewhat foolish appearance of surprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By George, we have it now!&rdquo; I cried, and would have shaken
+ hands with my companion; but he did not see, or would not accept, the
+ salutation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let's see what's in it first,&rdquo; he remarked dryly. And he
+ adjusted the box upon its side, and with some blows of an axe burst the
+ lock open. I threw myself beside him, as he replaced the box on its bottom
+ and removed the lid. I cannot tell what I expected; a million's worth of
+ diamonds might perhaps have pleased me; my cheeks burned, my heart
+ throbbed to bursting; and lo! there was disclosed but a trayful of papers,
+ neatly taped, and a cheque-book of the customary pattern. I made a snatch
+ at the tray to see what was beneath; but the captain's hand fell on mine,
+ heavy and hard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, boss!&rdquo; he cried, not unkindly, &ldquo;is this to be run
+ shipshape? or is it a Dutch grab-racket?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And he proceeded to untie and run over the contents of the papers, with a
+ serious face and what seemed an ostentation of delay. Me and my impatience
+ it would appear he had forgotten; for when he was quite done, he sat a
+ while thinking, whistled a bar or two, refolded the papers, tied them up
+ again; and then, and not before, deliberately raised the tray.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I saw a cigar-box, tied with a piece of fishing-line, and four fat
+ canvas-bags. Nares whipped out his knife, cut the line, and opened the
+ box. It was about half full of sovereigns.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And the bags?&rdquo; I whispered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain ripped them open one by one, and a flood of mixed silver coin
+ burst forth and rattled in the rusty bottom of the box. Without a word, he
+ set to work to count the gold.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is this?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the ship's money,&rdquo; he returned, doggedly continuing his
+ work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The ship's money?&rdquo; I repeated. &ldquo;That's the money Trent
+ tramped and traded with? And there's his cheque-book to draw upon his
+ owners? And he has left it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess he has,&rdquo; said Nares, austerely, jotting down a note
+ of the gold; and I was abashed into silence till his task should be
+ completed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It came, I think, to three hundred and seventy-eight pounds sterling; some
+ nineteen pounds of it in silver: all of which we turned again into the
+ chest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what do you think of that?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;you see something of the
+ rumness of this job, but not the whole. The specie bothers you, but what
+ gets me is the papers. Are you aware that the master of a ship has charge
+ of all the cash in hand, pays the men advances, receives freight and
+ passage money, and runs up bills in every port? All this he does as the
+ owner's confidential agent, and his integrity is proved by his receipted
+ bills. I tell you, the captain of a ship is more likely to forget his
+ pants than these bills which guarantee his character. I've known men drown
+ to save them: bad men, too; but this is the shipmaster's honour. And here
+ this Captain Trent&mdash;not hurried, not threatened with anything but a
+ free passage in a British man-of-war&mdash;has left them all behind! I
+ don't want to express myself too strongly, because the facts appear
+ against me, but the thing is impossible.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dinner came to us not long after, and we ate it on deck, in a grim
+ silence, each privately racking his brain for some solution of the
+ mysteries. I was indeed so swallowed up in these considerations, that the
+ wreck, the lagoon, the islets, and the strident sea-fowl, the strong sun
+ then beating on my head, and even the gloomy countenance of the captain at
+ my elbow, all vanished from the field of consciousness. My mind was a
+ blackboard, on which I scrawled and blotted out hypotheses; comparing each
+ with the pictorial records in my memory: cyphering with pictures. In the
+ course of this tense mental exercise I recalled and studied the faces of
+ one memorial masterpiece, the scene of the saloon; and here I found
+ myself, on a sudden, looking in the eyes of the Kanaka.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's one thing I can put beyond doubt, at all events,&rdquo; I
+ cried, relinquishing my dinner and getting briskly afoot. &ldquo;There was
+ that Kanaka I saw in the bar with Captain Trent, the fellow the newspapers
+ and ship's articles made out to be a Chinaman. I mean to rout his quarters
+ out and settle that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Nares. &ldquo;I'll lazy off a bit longer,
+ Mr. Dodd; I feel pretty rocky and mean.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We had thoroughly cleared out the three after-compartments of the ship:
+ all the stuff from the main cabin and the mate's and captain's quarters
+ lay piled about the wheel; but in the forward stateroom with the two
+ bunks, where Nares had said the mate and cook most likely berthed, we had
+ as yet done nothing. Thither I went. It was very bare; a few photographs
+ were tacked on the bulkhead, one of them indecent; a single chest stood
+ open, and, like all we had yet found, it had been partly rifled. An armful
+ of two-shilling novels proved to me beyond a doubt it was a European's; no
+ Chinaman would have possessed any, and the most literate Kanaka
+ conceivable in a ship's galley was not likely to have gone beyond one. It
+ was plain, then, that the cook had not berthed aft, and I must look
+ elsewhere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The men had stamped down the nests and driven the birds from the galley,
+ so that I could now enter without contest. One door had been already
+ blocked with rice; the place was in part darkness, full of a foul stale
+ smell, and a cloud of nasty flies; it had been left, besides, in some
+ disorder, or else the birds, during their time of tenancy, had knocked the
+ things about; and the floor, like the deck before we washed it, was spread
+ with pasty filth. Against the wall, in the far corner, I found a handsome
+ chest of camphor-wood bound with brass, such as Chinamen and sailors love,
+ and indeed all of mankind that plies in the Pacific. From its outside view
+ I could thus make no deduction; and, strange to say, the interior was
+ concealed. All the other chests, as I have said already, we had found
+ gaping open, and their contents scattered abroad; the same remark we found
+ to apply afterwards in the quarters of the seamen; only this camphor-wood
+ chest, a singular exception, was both closed and locked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I took an axe to it, readily forced the paltry Chinese fastening, and,
+ like a Custom-House officer, plunged my hands among the contents. For some
+ while I groped among linen and cotton. Then my teeth were set on edge with
+ silk, of which I drew forth several strips covered with mysterious
+ characters. And these settled the business, for I recognised them as a
+ kind of bed-hanging popular with the commoner class of the Chinese. Nor
+ were further evidences wanting, such as night-clothes of an extraordinary
+ design, a three-stringed Chinese fiddle, a silk handkerchief full of roots
+ and herbs, and a neat apparatus for smoking opium, with a liberal
+ provision of the drug. Plainly, then, the cook had been a Chinaman; and,
+ if so, who was Jos. Amalu? Or had Jos. stolen the chest before he
+ proceeded to ship under a false name and domicile? It was possible, as
+ anything was possible in such a welter; but, regarded as a solution, it
+ only led and left me deeper in the bog. For why should this chest have
+ been deserted and neglected, when the others were rummaged or removed? and
+ where had Jos. come by that second chest, with which (according to the
+ clerk at the What Cheer) he had started for Honolulu?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And how have YOU fared?&rdquo; inquired the captain, whom I found
+ luxuriously reclining in our mound of litter. And the accent on the
+ pronoun, the heightened colour of the speaker's face, and the contained
+ excitement in his tones, advertised me at once that I had not been alone
+ to make discoveries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have found a Chinaman's chest in the galley,&rdquo; said I,
+ &ldquo;and John (if there was any John) was not so much as at the pains to
+ take his opium.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares seemed to take it mighty quietly. &ldquo;That so?&rdquo; said he.
+ &ldquo;Now, cast your eyes on that and own you're beaten!&rdquo; And with
+ a formidable clap of his open hand he flattened out before me, on the
+ deck, a pair of newspapers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I gazed upon them dully, being in no mood for fresh discoveries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look at them, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; cried the captain sharply. &ldquo;Can't
+ you look at them?&rdquo; And he ran a dirty thumb along the title. &ldquo;'<i>Sydney
+ Morning Herald</i>, November 26th,' can't you make that out?&rdquo; he
+ cried, with rising energy. &ldquo;And don't you know, sir, that not
+ thirteen days after this paper appeared in New South Pole, this ship we're
+ standing in heaved her blessed anchors out of China? How did the <i>Sydney
+ Morning Herald</i> get to Hong Kong in thirteen days? Trent made no land,
+ he spoke no ship, till he got here. Then he either got it here or in Hong
+ Kong. I give you your choice, my son!&rdquo; he cried, and fell back among
+ the clothes like a man weary of life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where did you find them?&rdquo; I asked. &ldquo;In that black bag?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Guess so,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;You needn't fool with it. There's
+ nothing else but a lead-pencil and a kind of worked-out knife.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I looked in the bag, however, and was well rewarded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Every man to his trade, captain,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;You're a
+ sailor, and you've given me plenty of points; but I am an artist, and
+ allow me to inform you this is quite as strange as all the rest. The knife
+ is a palette-knife; the pencil a Winsor and Newton, and a B B B at that. A
+ palette-knife and a B B B on a tramp brig! It's against the laws of
+ nature.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It would sicken a dog, wouldn't it?&rdquo; said Nares.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I continued, &ldquo;it's been used by an artist, too:
+ see how it's sharpened&mdash;not for writing&mdash;no man could write with
+ that. An artist, and straight from Sydney? How can he come in?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, that's natural enough,&rdquo; sneered Nares. &ldquo;They cabled
+ him to come up and illustrate this dime novel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We fell a while silent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; I said at last, &ldquo;there is something deuced
+ underhand about this brig. You tell me you've been to sea a good part of
+ your life. You must have seen shady things done on ships, and heard of
+ more. Well, what is this? is it insurance? is it piracy? what is it ABOUT?
+ what can it be for?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; returned Nares, &ldquo;you're right about me
+ having been to sea the bigger part of my life. And you're right again when
+ you think I know a good many ways in which a dishonest captain mayn't be
+ on the square, nor do exactly the right thing by his owners, and
+ altogether be just a little too smart by ninety-nine and three-quarters.
+ There's a good many ways, but not so many as you'd think; and not one that
+ has any mortal thing to do with Trent. Trent and his whole racket has got
+ to do with nothing&mdash;that's the bed-rock fact; there's no sense to it,
+ and no use in it, and no story to it: it's a beastly dream. And don't you
+ run away with that notion that landsmen take about ships. A society
+ actress don't go around more publicly than what a ship does, nor is more
+ interviewed, nor more humbugged, nor more run after by all sorts of little
+ fussinesses in brass buttons. And more than an actress, a ship has a deal
+ to lose; she's capital, and the actress only character&mdash;if she's
+ that. The ports of the world are thick with people ready to kick a captain
+ into the penitentiary if he's not as bright as a dollar and as honest as
+ the morning star; and what with Lloyd keeping watch and watch in every
+ corner of the three oceans, and the insurance leeches, and the consuls,
+ and the customs bugs, and the medicos, you can only get the idea by
+ thinking of a landsman watched by a hundred and fifty detectives, or a
+ stranger in a village Down East.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, but at sea?&rdquo; I said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You make me tired,&rdquo; retorted the captain. &ldquo;What's the
+ use&mdash;at sea? Everything's got to come to bearings at some port,
+ hasn't it? You can't stop at sea for ever, can you?&mdash;No; the Flying
+ Scud is rubbish; if it meant anything, it would have to mean something so
+ almighty intricate that James G. Blaine hasn't got the brains to engineer
+ it; and I vote for more axeing, pioneering, and opening up the resources
+ of this phenomenal brig, and less general fuss,&rdquo; he added, arising.
+ &ldquo;The dime-museum symptoms will drop in of themselves, I guess, to
+ keep us cheery.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it appeared we were at the end of discoveries for the day; and we left
+ the brig about sundown, without being further puzzled or further
+ enlightened. The best of the cabin spoils&mdash;books, instruments,
+ papers, silks, and curiosities&mdash;we carried along with us in a
+ blanket, however, to divert the evening hours; and when supper was over,
+ and the table cleared, and Johnson set down to a dreary game of cribbage
+ between his right hand and his left, the captain and I turned out our
+ blanket on the floor, and sat side by side to examine and appraise the
+ spoils.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The books were the first to engage our notice. These were rather numerous
+ (as Nares contemptuously put it) &ldquo;for a lime-juicer.&rdquo; Scorn of
+ the British mercantile marine glows in the breast of every Yankee merchant
+ captain; as the scorn is not reciprocated, I can only suppose it justified
+ in fact; and certainly the old country mariner appears of a less studious
+ disposition. The more credit to the officers of the Flying Scud, who had
+ quite a library, both literary and professional. There were Findlay's five
+ directories of the world&mdash;all broken-backed, as is usual with
+ Findlay, and all marked and scribbled over with corrections and additions&mdash;several
+ books of navigation, a signal code, and an Admiralty book of a sort of
+ orange hue, called <i>Islands of the Eastern Pacific Ocean, Vol. III.</i>,
+ which appeared from its imprint to be the latest authority, and showed
+ marks of frequent consultation in the passages about the French Frigate
+ Shoals, the Harman, Cure, Pearl, and Hermes reefs, Lisiansky Island, Ocean
+ Island, and the place where we then lay&mdash;Brooks or Midway. A volume
+ of Macaulay's <i>Essays</i> and a shilling Shakespeare led the van of the
+ belles lettres; the rest were novels: several Miss Braddons&mdash;of
+ course, <i>Aurora Floyd</i>, which has penetrated to every isle of the
+ Pacific, a good many cheap detective books, <i>Rob Roy</i>, Auerbach's <i>Auf
+ der Hohe</i> in the German, and a prize temperance story, pillaged (to
+ judge by the stamp) from an Anglo-Indian circulating library.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Admiralty man gives a fine picture of our island,&rdquo;
+ remarked Nares, who had turned up Midway Island. &ldquo;He draws the
+ dreariness rather mild, but you can make out he knows the place.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;you've struck another point in this
+ mad business. See here,&rdquo; I went on eagerly, drawing from my pocket a
+ crumpled fragment of the <i>Daily Occidental</i> which I had inherited
+ from Jim: &ldquo;'misled by Hoyt's Pacific Directory'? Where's Hoyt?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let's look into that,&rdquo; said Nares. &ldquo;I got that book on
+ purpose for this cruise.&rdquo; Therewith he fetched it from the shelf in
+ his berth, turned to Midway Island, and read the account aloud. It stated
+ with precision that the Pacific Mail Company were about to form a depot
+ there, in preference to Honolulu, and that they had already a station on
+ the island.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wonder who gives these Directory men their information,&rdquo;
+ Nares reflected. &ldquo;Nobody can blame Trent after that. I never got in
+ company with squarer lying; it reminds a man of a presidential campaign.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All very well,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;That's your Hoyt, and a fine,
+ tall copy. But what I want to know is, where is Trent's Hoyt?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Took it with him,&rdquo; chuckled Nares. &ldquo;He had left
+ everything else, bills and money and all the rest; he was bound to take
+ something, or it would have aroused attention on the Tempest: 'Happy
+ thought,' says he, 'let's take Hoyt.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And has it not occurred to you,&rdquo; I went on, &ldquo;that all
+ the Hoyts in creation couldn't have misled Trent, since he had in his hand
+ that red admiralty book, an official publication, later in date, and
+ particularly full on Midway Island?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's a fact!&rdquo; cried Nares; &ldquo;and I bet the first Hoyt
+ he ever saw was out of the mercantile library of San Francisco. Looks as
+ if he had brought her here on purpose, don't it? But then that's
+ inconsistent with the steam-crusher of the sale. That's the trouble with
+ this brig racket; any one can make half a dozen theories for sixty or
+ seventy per cent of it; but when they're made, there's always a fathom or
+ two of slack hanging out of the other end.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe our attention fell next on the papers, of which we had
+ altogether a considerable bulk. I had hoped to find among these matter for
+ a full-length character of Captain Trent; but here I was doomed, on the
+ whole, to disappointment. We could make out he was an orderly man, for all
+ his bills were docketed and preserved. That he was convivial, and inclined
+ to be frugal even in conviviality, several documents proclaimed. Such
+ letters as we found were, with one exception, arid notes from tradesmen.
+ The exception, signed Hannah Trent, was a somewhat fervid appeal for a
+ loan. &ldquo;You know what misfortunes I have had to bear,&rdquo; wrote
+ Hannah, &ldquo;and how much I am disappointed in George. The landlady
+ appeared a true friend when I first came here, and I thought her a perfect
+ lady. But she has come out since then in her true colours; and if you will
+ not be softened by this last appeal, I can't think what is to become of
+ your affectionate&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; and then the signature. This
+ document was without place or date, and a voice told me that it had gone
+ likewise without answer. On the whole, there were few letters anywhere in
+ the ship; but we found one before we were finished, in a seaman's chest,
+ of which I must transcribe some sentences. It was dated from some place on
+ the Clyde. &ldquo;My dearist son,&rdquo; it ran, &ldquo;this is to tell
+ you your dearist father passed away, Jan twelft, in the peace of the Lord.
+ He had your photo and dear David's lade upon his bed, made me sit by him.
+ Let's be a' thegither, he said, and gave you all his blessing. O my dear
+ laddie, why were nae you and Davie here? He would have had a happier
+ passage. He spok of both of ye all night most beautiful, and how ye used
+ to stravaig on the Saturday afternoons, and of auld Kelvinside. Sooth the
+ tune to me, he said, though it was the Sabbath, and I had to sooth him
+ Kelvin Grove, and he looked at his fiddle, the dear man. I cannae bear the
+ sight of it, he'll never play it mair. O my lamb, come home to me, I'm all
+ by my lane now.&rdquo; The rest was in a religious vein and quite
+ conventional. I have never seen any one more put out than Nares, when I
+ handed him this letter; he had read but a few words, before he cast it
+ down; it was perhaps a minute ere he picked it up again, and the
+ performance was repeated the third time before he reached the end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's touching, isn't it?&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For all answer, Nares exploded in a brutal oath; and it was some half an
+ hour later that he vouchsafed an explanation. &ldquo;I'll tell you what
+ broke me up about that letter,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;My old man played
+ the fiddle, played it all out of tune: one of the things he played was <i>Martyrdom,</i>
+ I remember&mdash;it was all martyrdom to me. He was a pig of a father, and
+ I was a pig of a son; but it sort of came over me I would like to hear
+ that fiddle squeak again. Natural,&rdquo; he added; &ldquo;I guess we're
+ all beasts.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All sons are, I guess,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I have the same
+ trouble on my conscience: we can shake hands on that.&rdquo; Which (oddly
+ enough, perhaps) we did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst the papers we found a considerable sprinkling of photographs; for
+ the most part either of very debonair-looking young ladies or old women of
+ the lodging-house persuasion. But one among them was the means of our
+ crowning discovery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They're not pretty, are they, Mr. Dodd?&rdquo; said Nares, as he
+ passed it over.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who?&rdquo; I asked, mechanically taking the card (it was a
+ quarter-plate) in hand, and smothering a yawn; for the hour was late, the
+ day had been laborious, and I was wearying for bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Trent and Company,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;That's a historic picture
+ of the gang.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I held it to the light, my curiosity at a low ebb: I had seen Captain
+ Trent once, and had no delight in viewing him again. It was a photograph
+ of the deck of the brig, taken from forward: all in apple-pie order; the
+ hands gathered in the waist, the officers on the poop. At the foot of the
+ card was written &ldquo;Brig Flying Scud, Rangoon,&rdquo; and a date; and
+ above or below each individual figure the name had been carefully noted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I continued to gaze, a shock went through me; the dimness of sleep and
+ fatigue lifted from my eyes, as fog lifts in the channel; and I beheld
+ with startled clearness the photographic presentment of a crowd of
+ strangers. &ldquo;J. Trent, Master&rdquo; at the top of the card directed
+ me to a smallish, weazened man, with bushy eyebrows and full white beard,
+ dressed in a frock coat and white trousers; a flower stuck in his
+ button-hole, his bearded chin set forward, his mouth clenched with
+ habitual determination. There was not much of the sailor in his looks, but
+ plenty of the martinet: a dry, precise man, who might pass for a preacher
+ in some rigid sect; and whatever he was, not the Captain Trent of San
+ Francisco. The men, too, were all new to me: the cook, an unmistakable
+ Chinaman, in his characteristic dress, standing apart on the poop steps.
+ But perhaps I turned on the whole with the greatest curiosity to the
+ figure labelled &ldquo;E. Goddedaal, 1st off.&rdquo; He whom I had never
+ seen, he might be the identical; he might be the clue and spring of all
+ this mystery; and I scanned his features with the eye of a detective. He
+ was of great stature, seemingly blonde as a viking, his hair clustering
+ round his head in frowsy curls, and two enormous whiskers, like the tusks
+ of some strange animal, jutting from his cheeks. With these virile
+ appendages and the defiant attitude in which he stood, the expression of
+ his face only imperfectly harmonised. It was wild, heroic, and womanish
+ looking; and I felt I was prepared to hear he was a sentimentalist, and to
+ see him weep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For some while I digested my discovery in private, reflecting how best,
+ and how with most of drama, I might share it with the captain. Then my
+ sketch-book came in my head; and I fished it out from where it lay, with
+ other miscellaneous possessions, at the foot of my bunk and turned to my
+ sketch of Captain Trent and the survivors of the British brig Flying Scud
+ in the San Francisco bar-room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nares,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I've told you how I first saw Captain
+ Trent in that saloon in 'Frisco? how he came with his men, one of them a
+ Kanaka with a canary-bird in a cage? and how I saw him afterwards at the
+ auction, frightened to death, and as much surprised at how the figures
+ skipped up as anybody there? Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;there's the man I
+ saw&rdquo;&mdash;and I laid the sketch before him&mdash;&ldquo;there's
+ Trent of 'Frisco and there are his three hands. Find one of them in the
+ photograph, and I'll be obliged.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares compared the two in silence. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he said at last,
+ &ldquo;I call this rather a relief: seems to clear the horizon. We might
+ have guessed at something of the kind from the double ration of chests
+ that figured.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Does it explain anything?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It would explain everything,&rdquo; Nares replied, &ldquo;but for
+ the steam-crusher. It'll all tally as neat as a patent puzzle, if you
+ leave out the way these people bid the wreck up. And there we come to a
+ stone wall. But whatever it is, Mr. Dodd, it's on the crook.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And looks like piracy,&rdquo; I added.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Looks like blind hookey!&rdquo; cried the captain. &ldquo;No, don't
+ you deceive yourself; neither your head nor mine is big enough to put a
+ name on this business.&rdquo;
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XV. THE CARGO OF THE &ldquo;FLYING SCUD.&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In my early days I was a man, the most wedded to his idols of my
+ generation. I was a dweller under roofs: the gull of that which we call
+ civilisation; a superstitious votary of the plastic arts; a cit; and a
+ prop of restaurants. I had a comrade in those days, somewhat of an
+ outsider, though he moved in the company of artists, and a man famous in
+ our small world for gallantry, knee breeches, and dry and pregnant
+ sayings. He, looking on the long meals and waxing bellies of the French,
+ whom I confess I somewhat imitated, branded me as &ldquo;a cultivator of
+ restaurant fat.&rdquo; And I believe he had his finger on the dangerous
+ spot; I believe, if things had gone smooth with me, I should be now
+ swollen like a prize-ox in body, and fallen in mind to a thing perhaps as
+ low as many types of bourgeois&mdash;the implicit or exclusive artist.
+ That was a home word of Pinkerton's, deserving to be writ in letters of
+ gold on the portico of every school of art: &ldquo;What I can't see is why
+ you should want to do nothing else.&rdquo; The dull man is made, not by
+ the nature, but by the degree of his immersion in a single business. And
+ all the more if that be sedentary, uneventful, and ingloriously safe. More
+ than one half of him will then remain unexercised and undeveloped; the
+ rest will be distended and deformed by over-nutrition, over-cerebration,
+ and the heat of rooms. And I have often marvelled at the impudence of
+ gentlemen, who describe and pass judgment on the life of man, in almost
+ perfect ignorance of all its necessary elements and natural careers. Those
+ who dwell in clubs and studios may paint excellent pictures or write
+ enchanting novels. There is one thing that they should not do: they should
+ pass no judgment on man's destiny, for it is a thing with which they are
+ unacquainted. Their own life is an excrescence of the moment, doomed, in
+ the vicissitude of history, to pass and disappear: the eternal life of
+ man, spent under sun and rain and in rude physical effort, lies upon one
+ side, scarce changed since the beginning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would I could have carried along with me to Midway Island all the
+ writers and the prating artists of my time. Day after day of hope
+ deferred, of heat, of unremitting toil; night after night of aching limbs,
+ bruised hands, and a mind obscured with the grateful vacancy of physical
+ fatigue: the scene, the nature of my employment; the rugged speech and
+ faces of my fellow-toilers, the glare of the day on deck, the stinking
+ twilight in the bilge, the shrill myriads of the ocean-fowl: above all,
+ the sense of our immitigable isolation from the world and from the current
+ epoch;&mdash;keeping another time, some eras old; the new day heralded by
+ no daily paper, only by the rising sun; and the State, the churches, the
+ peopled empires, war, and the rumours of war, and the voices of the arts,
+ all gone silent as in the days ere they were yet invented. Such were the
+ conditions of my new experience in life, of which (if I had been able) I
+ would have had all my confreres and contemporaries to partake: forgetting,
+ for that while, the orthodoxies of the moment, and devoted to a single and
+ material purpose under the eye of heaven.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the nature of our task, I must continue to give some summary idea. The
+ forecastle was lumbered with ship's chandlery, the hold nigh full of rice,
+ the lazarette crowded with the teas and silks. These must all be dug out;
+ and that made but a fraction of our task. The hold was ceiled throughout;
+ a part, where perhaps some delicate cargo was once stored, had been lined,
+ in addition, with inch boards; and between every beam there was a movable
+ panel into the bilge. Any of these, the bulkheads of the cabins, the very
+ timbers of the hull itself, might be the place of hiding. It was therefore
+ necessary to demolish, as we proceeded, a great part of the ship's inner
+ skin and fittings, and to auscultate what remained, like a doctor sounding
+ for a lung disease. Upon the return, from any beam or bulkhead, of a flat
+ or doubtful sound, we must up axe and hew into the timber: a violent and&mdash;from
+ the amount of dry rot in the wreck&mdash;a mortifying exercise. Every
+ night saw a deeper inroad into the bones of the Flying Scud&mdash;more
+ beams tapped and hewn in splinters, more planking peeled away and tossed
+ aside&mdash;and every night saw us as far as ever from the end and object
+ of our arduous devastation. In this perpetual disappointment, my courage
+ did not fail me, but my spirits dwindled; and Nares himself grew silent
+ and morose. At night, when supper was done, we passed an hour in the
+ cabin, mostly without speech: I, sometimes dozing over a book; Nares,
+ sullenly but busily drilling sea-shells with the instrument called a
+ Yankee Fiddle. A stranger might have supposed we were estranged; as a
+ matter of fact, in this silent comradeship of labour, our intimacy grew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had been struck, at the first beginning of our enterprise upon the
+ wreck, to find the men so ready at the captain's lightest word. I dare not
+ say they liked, but I can never deny that they admired him thoroughly. A
+ mild word from his mouth was more valued than flattery and half a dollar
+ from myself; if he relaxed at all from his habitual attitude of censure,
+ smiling alacrity surrounded him; and I was led to think his theory of
+ captainship, even if pushed to excess, reposed upon some ground of reason.
+ But even terror and admiration of the captain failed us before the end.
+ The men wearied of the hopeless, unremunerative quest and the long strain
+ of labour. They began to shirk and grumble. Retribution fell on them at
+ once, and retribution multiplied the grumblings. With every day it took
+ harder driving to keep them to the daily drudge; and we, in our narrow
+ boundaries, were kept conscious every moment of the ill-will of our
+ assistants.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In spite of the best care, the object of our search was perfectly well
+ known to all on board; and there had leaked out besides some knowledge of
+ those inconsistencies that had so greatly amazed the captain and myself. I
+ could overhear the men debate the character of Captain Trent, and set
+ forth competing theories of where the opium was stowed; and as they seemed
+ to have been eavesdropping on ourselves, I thought little shame to prick
+ up my ears when I had the return chance of spying upon them, in this way.
+ I could diagnose their temper and judge how far they were informed upon
+ the mystery of the Flying Scud. It was after having thus overheard some
+ almost mutinous speeches that a fortunate idea crossed my mind. At night,
+ I matured it in my bed, and the first thing the next morning, broached it
+ to the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Suppose I spirit up the hands a bit,&rdquo; I asked, &ldquo;by the
+ offer of a reward?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you think you're getting your month's wages out of them the way
+ it is, I don't,&rdquo; was his reply. &ldquo;However, they are all the men
+ you've got, and you're the supercargo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This, from a person of the captain's character, might be regarded as
+ complete adhesion; and the crew were accordingly called aft. Never had the
+ captain worn a front more menacing. It was supposed by all that some
+ misdeed had been discovered, and some surprising punishment was to be
+ announced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See here, you!&rdquo; he threw at them over his shoulder as he
+ walked the deck, &ldquo;Mr. Dodd here is going to offer a reward to the
+ first man who strikes the opium in that wreck. There's two ways of making
+ a donkey go; both good, I guess: the one's kicks and the other's carrots.
+ Mr. Dodd's going to try the carrots. Well, my sons,&rdquo;&mdash;and here
+ he faced the men for the first time with his hands behind him&mdash;&ldquo;if
+ that opium's not found in five days, you can come to me for the kicks.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He nodded to the present narrator, who took up the tale. &ldquo;Here is
+ what I propose, men,&rdquo; said I: &ldquo;I put up one hundred and fifty
+ dollars. If any man can lay hands on the stuff right away, and off his own
+ club, he shall have the hundred and fifty down. If any one can put us on
+ the scent of where to look, he shall have a hundred and twenty-five, and
+ the balance shall be for the lucky one who actually picks it up. We'll
+ call it the Pinkerton Stakes, captain,&rdquo; I added, with a smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Call it the Grand Combination Sweep, then,&rdquo; cries he. &ldquo;For
+ I go you better.&mdash;Look here, men, I make up this jack-pot to two
+ hundred and fifty dollars, American gold coin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you, Captain Nares,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;that was handsomely
+ done.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was kindly meant,&rdquo; he returned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The offer was not made in vain; the hands had scarce yet realised the
+ magnitude of the reward, they had scarce begun to buzz aloud in the
+ extremity of hope and wonder, ere the Chinese cook stepped forward with
+ gracious gestures and explanatory smiles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; he began, &ldquo;I serv-um two year Melican navy;
+ serv-um six year mail-boat steward. Savvy plenty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oho!&rdquo; cried Nares, &ldquo;you savvy plenty, do you? (Beggar's
+ seen this trick in the mail-boats, I guess.) Well, why you no savvy a
+ little sooner, sonny?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think bimeby make-um reward,&rdquo; replied the cook, with
+ smiling dignity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you can't say fairer than that,&rdquo; the captain admitted,
+ &ldquo;and now the reward's offered, you'll talk? Speak up, then. Suppose
+ you speak true, you get reward. See?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think long time,&rdquo; replied the Chinaman. &ldquo;See plenty
+ litty mat lice; too-muchy plenty litty mat lice; sixty ton, litty mat
+ lice. I think all-e-time: perhaps plenty opium plenty litty mat lice.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Mr. Dodd, how does that strike you?&rdquo; asked the captain.
+ &ldquo;He may be right, he may be wrong. He's likely to be right: for if
+ he isn't, where can the stuff be? On the other hand, if he's wrong, we
+ destroy a hundred and fifty tons of good rice for nothing. It's a point to
+ be considered.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't hesitate,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Let's get to the bottom of
+ the thing. The rice is nothing; the rice will neither make nor break us.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's how I expected you to see it,&rdquo; returned Nares.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And we called the boat away and set forth on our new quest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hold was now almost entirely emptied; the mats (of which there went
+ forty to the short ton) had been stacked on deck, and now crowded the
+ ship's waist and forecastle. It was our task to disembowel and explore six
+ thousand individual mats, and incidentally to destroy a hundred and fifty
+ tons of valuable food. Nor were the circumstances of the day's business
+ less strange than its essential nature. Each man of us, armed with a great
+ knife, attacked the pile from his own quarter, slashed into the nearest
+ mat, burrowed in it with his hands, and shed forth the rice upon the deck,
+ where it heaped up, overflowed, and was trodden down, poured at last into
+ the scuppers, and occasionally spouted from the vents. About the wreck,
+ thus transformed into an overflowing granary, the sea-fowl swarmed in
+ myriads and with surprising insolence. The sight of so much food
+ confounded them; they deafened us with their shrill tongues, swooped in
+ our midst, dashed in our faces, and snatched the grain from between our
+ fingers. The men&mdash;their hands bleeding from these assaults&mdash;turned
+ savagely on the offensive, drove their knives into the birds, drew them
+ out crimsoned, and turned again to dig among the rice, unmindful of the
+ gawking creatures that struggled and died among their feet. We made a
+ singular picture: the hovering and diving birds; the bodies of the dead
+ discolouring the rice with blood; the scuppers vomiting breadstuff; the
+ men, frenzied by the gold hunt, toiling, slaying, and shouting aloud: over
+ all, the lofty intricacy of rigging and the radiant heaven of the Pacific.
+ Every man there toiled in the immediate hope of fifty dollars; and I, of
+ fifty thousand. Small wonder if we waded callously in blood and food.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was perhaps about ten in the forenoon when the scene was interrupted.
+ Nares, who had just ripped open a fresh mat, drew forth, and slung at his
+ feet, among the rice, a papered tin box.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How's that?&rdquo; he shouted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A cry broke from all hands: the next moment, forgetting their own
+ disappointment, in that contagious sentiment of success, they gave three
+ cheers that scared the sea-birds; and the next, they had crowded round the
+ captain, and were jostling together and groping with emulous hands in the
+ new-opened mat. Box after box rewarded them, six in all; wrapped, as I
+ have said, in a paper envelope, and the paper printed on, in Chinese
+ characters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nares turned to me and shook my hand. &ldquo;I began to think we should
+ never see this day,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I congratulate you, Mr. Dodd,
+ on having pulled it through.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain's tones affected me profoundly; and when Johnson and the men
+ pressed round me in turn with congratulations, the tears came in my eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;These are five-tael boxes, more than two pounds,&rdquo; said Nares,
+ weighing one in his hand. &ldquo;Say two hundred and fifty dollars to the
+ mat. Lay into it, boys! We'll make Mr. Dodd a millionnaire before dark.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was strange to see with what a fury we fell to. The men had now nothing
+ to expect; the mere idea of great sums inspired them with disinterested
+ ardour. Mats were slashed and disembowelled, the rice flowed to our knees
+ in the ship's waist, the sweat ran in our eyes and blinded us, our arms
+ ached to agony; and yet our fire abated not. Dinner came; we were too
+ weary to eat, too hoarse for conversation; and yet dinner was scarce done,
+ before we were afoot again and delving in the rice. Before nightfall not a
+ mat was unexplored, and we were face to face with the astonishing result.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For of all the inexplicable things in the story of the Flying Scud, here
+ was the most inexplicable. Out of the six thousand mats, only twenty were
+ found to have been sugared; in each we found the same amount, about twelve
+ pounds of drug; making a grand total of two hundred and forty pounds. By
+ the last San Francisco quotation, opium was selling for a fraction over
+ twenty dollars a pound; but it had been known not long before to bring as
+ much as forty in Honolulu, where it was contraband.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Taking, then, this high Honolulu figure, the value of the opium on board
+ the Flying Scud fell considerably short of ten thousand dollars, while at
+ the San Francisco rate it lacked a trifle of five thousand. And fifty
+ thousand was the price that Jim and I had paid for it. And Bellairs had
+ been eager to go higher! There is no language to express the stupor with
+ which I contemplated this result.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may be argued we were not yet sure; there might be yet another cache;
+ and you may be certain in that hour of my distress the argument was not
+ forgotten. There was never a ship more ardently perquested; no stone was
+ left unturned, and no expedient untried; day after day of growing despair,
+ we punched and dug in the brig's vitals, exciting the men with promises
+ and presents; evening after evening Nares and I sat face to face in the
+ narrow cabin, racking our minds for some neglected possibility of search.
+ I could stake my salvation on the certainty of the result: in all that
+ ship there was nothing left of value but the timber and the copper nails.
+ So that our case was lamentably plain; we had paid fifty thousand dollars,
+ borne the charges of the schooner, and paid fancy interest on money; and
+ if things went well with us, we might realise fifteen per cent of the
+ first outlay. We were not merely bankrupt, we were comic bankrupts: a fair
+ butt for jeering in the streets. I hope I bore the blow with a good
+ countenance; indeed, my mind had long been quite made up, and since the
+ day we found the opium I had known the result. But the thought of Jim and
+ Mamie ached in me like a physical pain, and I shrank from speech and
+ companionship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was in this frame of mind when the captain proposed that we should land
+ upon the island. I saw he had something to say, and only feared it might
+ be consolation; for I could just bear my grief, not bungling sympathy; and
+ yet I had no choice but to accede to his proposal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We walked awhile along the beach in silence. The sun overhead reverberated
+ rays of heat; the staring sand, the glaring lagoon, tortured our eyes; and
+ the birds and the boom of the far-away breakers made a savage symphony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't require to tell you the game's up?&rdquo; Nares asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was thinking of getting to sea to-morrow,&rdquo; he pursued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The best thing you can do,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shall we say Honolulu?&rdquo; he inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, yes; let's stick to the programme,&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;Honolulu
+ be it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was another silence, and then Nares cleared his throat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We've been pretty good friends, you and me, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he
+ resumed. &ldquo;We've been going through the kind of thing that tries a
+ man. We've had the hardest kind of work, we've been badly backed, and now
+ we're badly beaten. And we've fetched through without a word of
+ disagreement. I don't say this to praise myself: it's my trade; it's what
+ I'm paid for, and trained for, and brought up to. But it was another thing
+ for you; it was all new to you; and it did me good to see you stand right
+ up to it and swing right into it, day in, day out. And then see how you've
+ taken this disappointment, when everybody knows you must have been
+ tautened up to shying-point! I wish you'd let me tell you, Mr. Dodd, that
+ you've stood out mighty manly and handsomely in all this business, and
+ made every one like you and admire you. And I wish you'd let me tell you,
+ besides, that I've taken this wreck business as much to heart as you have;
+ something kind of rises in my throat when I think we're beaten; and if I
+ thought waiting would do it, I would stick on this reef until we starved.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I tried in vain to thank him for these generous words, but he was
+ beforehand with me in a moment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't bring you ashore to sound my praises,&rdquo; he
+ interrupted. &ldquo;We understand one another now, that's all; and I guess
+ you can trust me. What I wished to speak about is more important, and it's
+ got to be faced. What are we to do about the Flying Scud and the dime
+ novel?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I really have thought nothing about that,&rdquo; I replied. &ldquo;But
+ I expect I mean to get at the bottom of it; and if the bogus Captain Trent
+ is to be found on the earth's surface, I guess I mean to find him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All you've got to do is talk,&rdquo; said Nares; &ldquo;you can
+ make the biggest kind of boom; it isn't often the reporters have a chance
+ at such a yarn as this; and I can tell you how it will go. It will go by
+ telegraph, Mr. Dodd; it'll be telegraphed by the column, and head-lined,
+ and frothed up, and denied by authority, and it'll hit bogus Captain Trent
+ in a Mexican bar-room, and knock over bogus Goddedaal in a slum somewhere
+ up the Baltic, and bowl down Hardy and Brown in sailors' music halls round
+ Greenock. O, there's no doubt you can have a regular domestic Judgment
+ Day. The only point is whether you deliberately want to.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I deliberately don't want one thing: I
+ deliberately don't want to make a public exhibition of myself and
+ Pinkerton: so moral&mdash;smuggling opium; such damned fools&mdash;paying
+ fifty thousand for a 'dead horse'!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt it might damage you in a business sense,&rdquo; the
+ captain agreed. &ldquo;And I'm pleased you take that view; for I've turned
+ kind of soft upon the job. There's been some crookedness about, no doubt
+ of it; but, Law bless you! if we dropped upon the troupe, all the premier
+ artists would slip right out with the boodle in their grip-sacks, and
+ you'd only collar a lot of old mutton-headed shell-backs that didn't know
+ the back of the business from the front. I don't take much stock in
+ Mercantile Jack, you know that; but, poor devil, he's got to go where he's
+ told; and if you make trouble, ten to one it'll make you sick to see the
+ innocents who have to stand the racket. It would be different if we
+ understood the operation; but we don't, you see: there's a lot of queer
+ corners in life; and my vote is to let the blame' thing lie.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You speak as if we had that in our power,&rdquo; I objected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so we have,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What about the men?&rdquo; I asked. &ldquo;They know too much by
+ half; and you can't keep them from talking.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Can't I?&rdquo; returned Nares. &ldquo;I bet a boarding-master can!
+ They can be all half-seas-over, when they get ashore, blind drunk by dark,
+ and cruising out of the Golden Gate in different deep-sea ships by the
+ next morning. Can't keep them from talking, can't I? Well, I can make 'em
+ talk separate, leastways. If a whole crew came talking, parties would
+ listen; but if it's only one lone old shell-back, it's the usual yarn. And
+ at least, they needn't talk before six months, or&mdash;if we have luck,
+ and there's a whaler handy&mdash;three years. And by that time, Mr. Dodd,
+ it's ancient history.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's what they call Shanghaiing, isn't it?&rdquo; I asked.
+ &ldquo;I thought it belonged to the dime novel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, dime novels are right enough,&rdquo; returned the captain.
+ &ldquo;Nothing wrong with the dime novel, only that things happen thicker
+ than they do in life, and the practical seamanship is off-colour.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So we can keep the business to ourselves,&rdquo; I mused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's one other person that might blab,&rdquo; said the captain.
+ &ldquo;Though I don't believe she has anything left to tell.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And who is SHE?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The old girl there,&rdquo; he answered, pointing to the wreck.
+ &ldquo;I know there's nothing in her; but somehow I'm afraid of some one
+ else&mdash;it's the last thing you'd expect, so it's just the first
+ that'll happen&mdash;some one dropping into this God-forgotten island
+ where nobody drops in, waltzing into that wreck that we've grown old with
+ searching, stooping straight down, and picking right up the very thing
+ that tells the story. What's that to me? you may ask, and why am I gone
+ Soft Tommy on this Museum of Crooks? They've smashed up you and Mr.
+ Pinkerton; they've turned my hair grey with conundrums; they've been up to
+ larks, no doubt; and that's all I know of them&mdash;you say. Well, and
+ that's just where it is. I don't know enough; I don't know what's
+ uppermost; it's just such a lot of miscellaneous eventualities as I don't
+ care to go stirring up; and I ask you to let me deal with the old girl
+ after a patent of my own.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Certainly&mdash;what you please,&rdquo; said I, scarce with
+ attention, for a new thought now occupied my brain. &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo;
+ I broke out, &ldquo;you are wrong: we cannot hush this up. There is one
+ thing you have forgotten.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is that?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A bogus Captain Trent, a bogus Goddedaal, a whole bogus crew, have
+ all started home,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;If we are right, not one of them
+ will reach his journey's end. And do you mean to say that such a
+ circumstance as that can pass without remark?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sailors,&rdquo; said the captain, &ldquo;only sailors! If they were
+ all bound for one place, in a body, I don't say so; but they're all going
+ separate&mdash;to Hull, to Sweden, to the Clyde, to the Thames. Well, at
+ each place, what is it? Nothing new. Only one sailor man missing: got
+ drunk, or got drowned, or got left: the proper sailor's end.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Something bitter in the thought and in the speaker's tones struck me hard.
+ &ldquo;Here is one that has got left!&rdquo; I cried, getting sharply to
+ my feet; for we had been some time seated. &ldquo;I wish it were the
+ other. I don't&mdash;don't relish going home to Jim with this!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See here,&rdquo; said Nares, with ready tact, &ldquo;I must be
+ getting aboard. Johnson's in the brig annexing chandlery and canvas, and
+ there's some things in the Norah that want fixing against we go to sea.
+ Would you like to be left here in the chicken-ranch? I'll send for you to
+ supper.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I embraced the proposal with delight. Solitude, in my frame of mind, was
+ not too dearly purchased at the risk of sunstroke or sand-blindness; and
+ soon I was alone on the ill-omened islet. I should find it hard to tell of
+ what I thought&mdash;of Jim, of Mamie, of our lost fortune, of my lost
+ hopes, of the doom before me: to turn to at some mechanical occupation in
+ some subaltern rank, and to toil there, unremarked and unamused, until the
+ hour of the last deliverance. I was, at least, so sunk in sadness that I
+ scarce remarked where I was going; and chance (or some finer sense that
+ lives in us, and only guides us when the mind is in abeyance) conducted my
+ steps into a quarter of the island where the birds were few. By some
+ devious route, which I was unable to retrace for my return, I was thus
+ able to mount, without interruption, to the highest point of land. And
+ here I was recalled to consciousness by a last discovery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The spot on which I stood was level, and commanded a wide view of the
+ lagoon, the bounding reef, the round horizon. Nearer hand I saw the sister
+ islet, the wreck, the Norah Creina, and the Norah's boat already moving
+ shoreward. For the sun was now low, flaming on the sea's verge; and the
+ galley chimney smoked on board the schooner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It thus befell that though my discovery was both affecting and suggestive,
+ I had no leisure to examine further. What I saw was the blackened embers
+ of fire of wreck. By all the signs, it must have blazed to a good height
+ and burned for days; from the scantling of a spar that lay upon the margin
+ only half consumed, it must have been the work of more than one; and I
+ received at once the image of a forlorn troop of castaways, houseless in
+ that lost corner of the earth, and feeding there their fire of signal. The
+ next moment a hail reached me from the boat; and bursting through the
+ bushes and the rising sea-fowl, I said farewell (I trust for ever) to that
+ desert isle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVI. IN WHICH I TURN SMUGGLER, AND THE CAPTAIN CASUIST
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The last night at Midway, I had little sleep; the next morning, after the
+ sun was risen, and the clatter of departure had begun to reign on deck, I
+ lay a long while dozing; and when at last I stepped from the companion,
+ the schooner was already leaping through the pass into the open sea. Close
+ on her board, the huge scroll of a breaker unfurled itself along the reef
+ with a prodigious clamour; and behind I saw the wreck vomiting into the
+ morning air a coil of smoke. The wreaths already blew out far to leeward,
+ flames already glittered in the cabin skylight; and the sea-fowl were
+ scattered in surprise as wide as the lagoon. As we drew farther off, the
+ conflagration of the Flying Scud flamed higher; and long after we had
+ dropped all signs of Midway Island, the smoke still hung in the horizon
+ like that of a distant steamer. With the fading out of that last vestige,
+ the Norah Creina, passed again into the empty world of cloud and water by
+ which she had approached; and the next features that appeared, eleven days
+ later, to break the line of sky, were the arid mountains of Oahu.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has often since been a comfortable thought to me that we had thus
+ destroyed the tell-tale remnants of the Flying Scud; and often a strange
+ one that my last sight and reminiscence of that fatal ship should be a
+ pillar of smoke on the horizon. To so many others besides myself the same
+ appearance had played a part in the various stages of that business:
+ luring some to what they little imagined, filling some with unimaginable
+ terrors. But ours was the last smoke raised in the story; and with its
+ dying away the secret of the Flying Scud became a private property.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was by the first light of dawn that we saw, close on board, the
+ metropolitan island of Hawaii. We held along the coast, as near as we
+ could venture, with a fresh breeze and under an unclouded heaven;
+ beholding, as we went, the arid mountain sides and scrubby cocoa-palms of
+ that somewhat melancholy archipelago. About four of the afternoon we
+ turned Waimanolo Point, the westerly headland of the great bight of
+ Honolulu; showed ourselves for twenty minutes in full view; and then fell
+ again to leeward, and put in the rest of daylight, plying under shortened
+ sail under the lee of Waimanolo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little after dark we beat once more about the point, and crept
+ cautiously toward the mouth of the Pearl Lochs, where Jim and I had
+ arranged I was to meet the smugglers. The night was happily obscure, the
+ water smooth. We showed, according to instructions, no light on deck: only
+ a red lantern dropped from either cathead to within a couple of feet of
+ the water. A lookout was stationed on the bowsprit end, another in the
+ crosstrees; and the whole ship's company crowded forward, scouting for
+ enemies or friends. It was now the crucial moment of our enterprise; we
+ were now risking liberty and credit; and that for a sum so small to a man
+ in my bankrupt situation, that I could have laughed aloud in bitterness.
+ But the piece had been arranged, and we must play it to the finish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For some while, we saw nothing but the dark mountain outline of the
+ island, the torches of native fishermen glittering here and there along
+ the foreshore, and right in the midst that cluster of brave lights with
+ which the town of Honolulu advertises itself to the seaward. Presently a
+ ruddy star appeared inshore of us, and seemed to draw near unsteadily.
+ This was the anticipated signal; and we made haste to show the
+ countersign, lowering a white light from the quarter, extinguishing the
+ two others, and laying the schooner incontinently to. The star approached
+ slowly; the sounds of oars and of men's speech came to us across the
+ water; and then a voice hailed us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that Mr. Dodd?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I returned. &ldquo;Is Jim Pinkerton there?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; replied the voice. &ldquo;But there's one of his
+ crowd here; name of Speedy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm here, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; added Speedy himself. &ldquo;I have
+ letters for you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; I replied. &ldquo;Come aboard, gentlemen, and let
+ me see my mail.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A whaleboat accordingly ranged alongside, and three men boarded us: my old
+ San Francisco friend, the stock-gambler Speedy, a little wizened person of
+ the name of Sharpe, and a big, flourishing, dissipated-looking man called
+ Fowler. The two last (I learned afterward) were frequent partners; Sharpe
+ supplied the capital, and Fowler, who was quite a character in the islands
+ and occupied a considerable station, brought activity, daring, and a
+ private influence, highly necessary in the case. Both seemed to approach
+ the business with a keen sense of romance; and I believe this was the
+ chief attraction, at least with Fowler&mdash;for whom I early conceived a
+ sentiment of liking. But in that first moment I had something else to
+ think of than to judge my new acquaintances; and before Speedy had fished
+ out the letters, the full extent of our misfortune was revealed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We've rather bad news for you, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; said Fowler.
+ &ldquo;Your firm's gone up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Already!&rdquo; I exclaimed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it was thought rather a wonder Pinkerton held on as long as
+ he did,&rdquo; was the reply. &ldquo;The wreck deal was too big for your
+ credit; you were doing a big business, no doubt, but you were doing it on
+ precious little capital; and when the strain came, you were bound to go.
+ Pinkerton's through all right: seven cents dividend; some remarks made,
+ but nothing to hurt; the press let you down easy&mdash;I guess Jim had
+ relations there. The only trouble is, that all this Flying Scud affair got
+ in the papers with the rest; everybody's wide awake in Honolulu, and the
+ sooner we get the stuff in and the dollars out, the better for all
+ concerned.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;you must excuse me. My friend, the
+ captain here, will drink a glass of champagne with you to give you
+ patience; but as for myself, I am unfit even for ordinary conversation
+ till I have read these letters.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They demurred a little: and indeed the danger of delay seemed obvious; but
+ the sight of my distress, which I was unable entirely to control, appealed
+ strongly to their good-nature; and I was suffered at last to get by myself
+ on deck, where, by the light of a lantern smuggled under shelter of the
+ low rail, I read the following wretched correspondence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear Loudon,&rdquo; ran the first, &ldquo;this will be handed
+ you by your friend Speedy of the Catamount. His sterling character and
+ loyal devotion to yourself pointed him out as the best man for our
+ purposes in Honolulu&mdash;the parties on the spot being difficult to
+ manipulate. A man called Billy Fowler (you must have heard of Billy) is
+ the boss; he is in politics some, and squares the officers. I have hard
+ times before me in the city, but I feel as bright as a dollar and as
+ strong as John L. Sullivan. What with Mamie here, and my partner speeding
+ over the seas, and the bonanza in the wreck, I feel like I could juggle
+ with the Pyramids of Egypt, same as conjurers do with aluminium balls. My
+ earnest prayers follow you, Loudon, that you may feel the way I do&mdash;just
+ inspired! My feet don't touch the ground; I kind of swim. Mamie is like
+ Moses and Aaron that held up the other individual's arms. She carries me
+ along like a horse and buggy. I am beating the record.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your true partner,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;J. PINKERTON.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Number two was in a different style:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dearest Loudon, how am I to prepare you for this dire
+ intelligence? O dear me, it will strike you to the earth. The Fiat has
+ gone forth; our firm went bust at a quarter before twelve. It was a bill
+ of Bradley's (for $200) that brought these vast operations to a close, and
+ evolved liabilities of upwards of two hundred and fifty thousand. O, the
+ shame and pity of it! and you but three weeks gone! Loudon, don't blame
+ your partner: if human hands and brains could have sufficed, I would have
+ held the thing together. But it just slowly crumbled; Bradley was the last
+ kick, but the blamed business just MELTED. I give the liabilities; it's
+ supposed they're all in; for the cowards were waiting, and the claims were
+ filed like taking tickets to hear Patti. I don't quite have the hang of
+ the assets yet, our interests were so extended; but I am at it day and
+ night, and I guess will make a creditable dividend. If the wreck pans out
+ only half the way it ought, we'll turn the laugh still. I am as full of
+ grit and work as ever, and just tower above our troubles. Mamie is a host
+ in herself. Somehow I feel like it was only me that had gone bust, and you
+ and she soared clear of it. Hurry up. That's all you have to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yours ever,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;J. PINKERTON.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The third was yet more altered:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My poor Loudon,&rdquo; it began, &ldquo;I labour far into the night
+ getting our affairs in order; you could not believe their vastness and
+ complexity. Douglas B. Longhurst said humorously that the receiver's work
+ would be cut out for him. I cannot deny that some of them have a
+ speculative look. God forbid a sensitive, refined spirit like yours should
+ ever come face to face with a Commissioner in Bankruptcy; these men get
+ all the sweetness knocked right out of them. But I could bear up better if
+ it weren't for press comments. Often and often, Loudon, I recall to mind
+ your most legitimate critiques of the press system. They published an
+ interview with me, not the least like what I said, and with JEERING
+ comments; it would make your blood boil, it was literally INHUMANE; I
+ wouldn't have written it about a yellow dog that was in trouble like what
+ I am. Mamie just winced, the first time she has turned a hair right
+ through the whole catastrophe. How wonderfully true was what you said long
+ ago in Paris, about touching on people's personal appearance! The fellow
+ said&mdash;&rdquo; And then these words had been scored through; and my
+ distressed friend turned to another subject. &ldquo;I cannot bear to dwell
+ upon our assets. They simply don't show up. Even Thirteen Star, as sound a
+ line as can be produced upon this coast, goes begging. The wreck has
+ thrown a blight on all we ever touched. And where's the use? God never
+ made a wreck big enough to fill our deficit. I am haunted by the thought
+ that you may blame me; I know how I despised your remonstrances. O,
+ Loudon, don't be hard on your miserable partner. The funny-dog business is
+ what kills. I fear your stern rectitude of mind like the eye of God. I
+ cannot think but what some of my books seem mixed up; otherwise, I don't
+ seem to see my way as plain as I could wish to. Or else my brain is gone
+ soft. Loudon, if there should be any unpleasantness, you can trust me to
+ do the right thing and keep you clear. I've been telling them already, how
+ you had no business grip and never saw the books. O, I trust I have done
+ right in this! I knew it was a liberty; I know you may justly complain;
+ but it was some things that were said. And mind you, all legitimate
+ business! Not even your shrinking sensitiveness could find fault with the
+ first look of one of them, if they had panned out right. And you know, the
+ Flying Scud was the biggest gamble of the crowd, and that was your own
+ idea. Mamie says she never could bear to look you in the face, if that
+ idea had been mine, she is SO conscientious!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your broken-hearted
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;JIM.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The last began without formality:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is the end of me commercially. I give up; my nerve is gone. I
+ suppose I ought to be glad; for we're through the court. I don't know as
+ ever I knew how, and I'm sure I don't remember. If it pans out&mdash;the
+ wreck, I mean&mdash;we'll go to Europe, and live on the interest of our
+ money. No more work for me. I shake when people speak to me. I have gone
+ on, hoping and hoping, and working and working, and the lead has pinched
+ right out. I want to lie on my back in a garden and read Shakespeare and
+ E. P. Roe. Don't suppose it's cowardice, Loudon. I'm a sick man. Rest is
+ what I must have. I've worked hard all my life; I never spared myself;
+ every dollar I ever made, I've coined my brains for it. I've never done a
+ mean thing; I've lived respectable, and given to the poor. Who has a
+ better right to a holiday than I have? And I mean to have a year of it
+ straight out; and if I don't, I shall lie right down here in my tracks,
+ and die of worry and brain trouble. Don't mistake. That's so. If there are
+ any pickings at all, TRUST SPEEDY; don't let the creditors get wind of
+ what there is. I helped you when you were down; help me now. Don't deceive
+ yourself; you've got to help me right now, or never. I am clerking, and
+ NOT FIT TO CYPHER. Mamie's typewriting at the Phoenix Guano Exchange, down
+ town. The light is right out of my life. I know you'll not like to do what
+ I propose. Think only of this; that it's life or death for
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;JIM PINKERTON.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;P.S. Our figure was seven per cent. O, what a fall was there! Well,
+ well, it's past mending; I don't want to whine. But, Loudon, I do want to
+ live. No more ambition; all I ask is life. I have so much to make it sweet
+ to me! I am clerking, and USELESS AT THAT. I know I would have fired such
+ a clerk inside of forty minutes, in MY time. But my time's over. I can
+ only cling on to you. Don't fail
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;JIM PINKERTON.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was yet one more postscript, yet one more outburst of self-pity and
+ pathetic adjuration; and a doctor's opinion, unpromising enough, was
+ besides enclosed. I pass them both in silence. I think shame to have
+ shown, at so great length, the half-baked virtues of my friend dissolving
+ in the crucible of sickness and distress; and the effect upon my spirits
+ can be judged already. I got to my feet when I had done, drew a deep
+ breath, and stared hard at Honolulu. One moment the world seemed at an
+ end; the next, I was conscious of a rush of independent energy. On Jim I
+ could rely no longer; I must now take hold myself. I must decide and act
+ on my own better thoughts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The word was easy to say; the thing, at the first blush, was
+ undiscoverable. I was overwhelmed with miserable, womanish pity for my
+ broken friend; his outcries grieved my spirit; I saw him then and now&mdash;then,
+ so invincible; now, brought so low&mdash;and knew neither how to refuse,
+ nor how to consent to his proposal. The remembrance of my father, who had
+ fallen in the same field unstained, the image of his monument
+ incongruously rising, a fear of the law, a chill air that seemed to blow
+ upon my fancy from the doors of prisons, and the imaginary clank of
+ fetters, recalled me to a different resolve. And then again, the wails of
+ my sick partner intervened. So I stood hesitating, and yet with a strong
+ sense of capacity behind: sure, if I could but choose my path, that I
+ should walk in it with resolution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then I remembered that I had a friend on board, and stepped to the
+ companion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;only a few moments more: but
+ these, I regret to say, I must make more tedious still by removing your
+ companion. It is indispensable that I should have a word or two with
+ Captain Nares.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Both the smugglers were afoot at once, protesting. The business, they
+ declared, must be despatched at once; they had run risk enough, with a
+ conscience; and they must either finish now, or go.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The choice is yours, gentlemen,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;and, I
+ believe, the eagerness. I am not yet sure that I have anything in your
+ way; even if I have, there are a hundred things to be considered; and I
+ assure you it is not at all my habit to do business with a pistol to my
+ head.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That is all very proper, Mr. Dodd; there is no wish to coerce you,
+ believe me,&rdquo; said Fowler; &ldquo;only, please consider our position.
+ It is really dangerous; we were not the only people to see your schooner
+ off Waimanolo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Fowler,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;I was not born yesterday. Will
+ you allow me to express an opinion, in which I may be quite wrong, but to
+ which I am entirely wedded? If the custom-house officers had been coming,
+ they would have been here now. In other words, somebody is working the
+ oracle, and (for a good guess) his name is Fowler.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Both men laughed loud and long; and being supplied with another bottle of
+ Longhurst's champagne, suffered the captain and myself to leave them
+ without further word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I gave Nares the correspondence, and he skimmed it through.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, captain,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I want a fresh mind on this.
+ What does it mean?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's large enough text,&rdquo; replied the captain. &ldquo;It means
+ you're to stake your pile on Speedy, hand him over all you can, and hold
+ your tongue. I almost wish you hadn't shown it me,&rdquo; he added
+ wearily. &ldquo;What with the specie from the wreck and the opium money,
+ it comes to a biggish deal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's supposing that I do it?&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Exactly,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;supposing you do it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And there are pros and cons to that,&rdquo; I observed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's San Quentin, to start in with,&rdquo; said the captain;
+ &ldquo;and suppose you clear the penitentiary, there's the nasty taste in
+ the mouth. The figure's big enough to make bad trouble, but it's not big
+ enough to be picturesque; and I should guess a man always feels kind of
+ small who has sold himself under six cyphers. That would be my way, at
+ least; there's an excitement about a million that might carry me on; but
+ the other way, I should feel kind of lonely when I woke in bed. Then
+ there's Speedy. Do you know him well?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I do not,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, of course he can vamoose with the entire speculation, if he
+ chooses,&rdquo; pursued the captain, &ldquo;and if he don't I can't see
+ but what you've got to support and bed and board with him to the end of
+ time. I guess it would weary me. Then there's Mr. Pinkerton, of course.
+ He's been a good friend to you, hasn't he? Stood by you, and all that? and
+ pulled you through for all he was worth?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That he has,&rdquo; I cried; &ldquo;I could never begin telling you
+ my debt to him!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, and that's a consideration,&rdquo; said the captain. &ldquo;As
+ a matter of principle, I wouldn't look at this business at the money. 'Not
+ good enough,' would be my word. But even principle goes under when it
+ comes to friends&mdash;the right sort, I mean. This Pinkerton is
+ frightened, and he seems sick; the medico don't seem to care a cent about
+ his state of health; and you've got to figure how you would like it if he
+ came to die. Remember, the risk of this little swindle is all yours; it's
+ no sort of risk to Mr. Pinkerton. Well, you've got to put it that way
+ plainly, and see how you like the sound of it: my friend Pinkerton is in
+ danger of the New Jerusalem, I am in danger of San Quentin; which risk do
+ I propose to run?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's an ugly way to put it,&rdquo; I objected, &ldquo;and perhaps
+ hardly fair. There's right and wrong to be considered.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't know the parties,&rdquo; replied Nares; &ldquo;and I'm coming
+ to them, anyway. For it strikes me, when it came to smuggling opium, you
+ walked right up?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I did,&rdquo; I said; &ldquo;sick I am to have to say it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All the same,&rdquo; continued Nares, &ldquo;you went into the
+ opium-smuggling with your head down; and a good deal of fussing I've
+ listened to, that you hadn't more of it to smuggle. Now, maybe your
+ partner's not quite fixed the same as you are; maybe he sees precious
+ little difference between the one thing and the other.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You could not say truer: he sees none, I do believe,&rdquo; cried
+ I; &ldquo;and though I see one, I could never tell you how.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We never can,&rdquo; said the oracular Nares; &ldquo;taste is all a
+ matter of opinion. But the point is, how will your friend take it? You
+ refuse a favour, and you take the high horse at the same time; you
+ disappoint him, and you rap him over the knuckles. It won't do, Mr. Dodd;
+ no friendship can stand that. You must be as good as your friend, or as
+ bad as your friend, or start on a fresh deal without him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see it!&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;You don't know Jim!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you WILL see,&rdquo; said Nares. &ldquo;And now, here's
+ another point. This bit of money looks mighty big to Mr. Pinkerton; it may
+ spell life or health to him; but among all your creditors, I don't see
+ that it amounts to a hill of beans&mdash;I don't believe it'll pay their
+ car-fares all round. And don't you think you'll ever get thanked. You were
+ known to pay a long price for the chance of rummaging that wreck; you do
+ the rummaging, you come home, and you hand over ten thousand&mdash;or
+ twenty, if you like&mdash;a part of which you'll have to own up you made
+ by smuggling; and, mind! you'll never get Billy Fowler to stick his name
+ to a receipt. Now just glance at the transaction from the outside, and see
+ what a clear case it makes. Your ten thousand is a sop; and people will
+ only wonder you were so damned impudent as to offer such a small one!
+ Whichever way you take it, Mr. Dodd, the bottom's out of your character;
+ so there's one thing less to be considered.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I daresay you'll scarce believe me,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;but I
+ feel that a positive relief.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You must be made some way different from me, then,&rdquo; returned
+ Nares. &ldquo;And, talking about me, I might just mention how I stand.
+ You'll have no trouble from me&mdash;you've trouble enough of your own;
+ and I'm friend enough, when a friend's in need, to shut my eyes and go
+ right where he tells me. All the same, I'm rather queerly fixed. My
+ owners'll have to rank with the rest on their charter-party. Here am I,
+ their representative! and I have to look over the ship's side while the
+ bankrupt walks his assets ashore in Mr. Speedy's hat-box. It's a thing I
+ wouldn't do for James G. Blaine; but I'll do it for you, Mr. Dodd, and
+ only sorry I can't do more.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you, captain; my mind is made up,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I'll
+ go straight, RUAT COELUM! I never understood that old tag before to-night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I hope it isn't my business that decides you?&rdquo; asked the
+ captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll never deny it was an element,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I hope, I
+ hope I'm not cowardly; I hope I could steal for Jim myself; but when it
+ comes to dragging in you and Speedy, and this one and the other, why, Jim
+ has got to die, and there's an end. I'll try and work for him when I get
+ to 'Frisco, I suppose; and I suppose I'll fail, and look on at his death,
+ and kick myself: it can't be helped&mdash;I'll fight it on this line.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't say as you're wrong,&rdquo; replied Nares, &ldquo;and I'll
+ be hanged if I know if you're right. It suits me anyway. And look here&mdash;hadn't
+ you better just show our friends over the side?&rdquo; he added; &ldquo;no
+ good of being at the risk and worry of smuggling for the benefit of
+ creditors.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think of the creditors,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;But I've kept
+ this pair so long, I haven't got the brass to fire them now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, I believe that was my only reason for entering upon a transaction
+ which was now outside my interest, but which (as it chanced) repaid me
+ fifty-fold in entertainment. Fowler and Sharpe were both preternaturally
+ sharp; they did me the honour in the beginning to attribute to myself
+ their proper vices; and before we were done had grown to regard me with an
+ esteem akin to worship. This proud position I attained by no more
+ recondite arts, than telling the mere truth and unaffectedly displaying my
+ indifference to the result. I have doubtless stated the essentials of all
+ good diplomacy, which may be rather regarded, therefore, as a grace of
+ state, than the effect of management. For to tell the truth is not in
+ itself diplomatic, and to have no care for the result a thing involuntary.
+ When I mentioned, for instance, that I had but two hundred and forty
+ pounds of drug, my smugglers exchanged meaning glances, as who should say,
+ &ldquo;Here is a foeman worthy of our steel!&rdquo; But when I carelessly
+ proposed thirty-five dollars a pound, as an amendment to their offered
+ twenty, and wound up with the remark: &ldquo;The whole thing is a matter
+ of moonshine to me, gentlemen. Take it or want it, and fill your glasses&rdquo;&mdash;I
+ had the indescribable gratification to see Sharpe nudge Fowler warningly,
+ and Fowler choke down the jovial acceptance that stood ready on his lips,
+ and lamely substitute a &ldquo;No&mdash;no more wine, please, Mr. Dodd!&rdquo;
+ Nor was this all: for when the affair was settled at fifty dollars a pound&mdash;a
+ shrewd stroke of business for my creditors&mdash;and our friends had got
+ on board their whaleboat and shoved off, it appeared they were imperfectly
+ acquainted with the conveyance of sound upon still water, and I had the
+ joy to overhear the following testimonial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Deep man, that Dodd,&rdquo; said Sharpe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the bass-toned Fowler echoed, &ldquo;Damned if I understand his game.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus we were left once more alone upon the Norah Creina; and the news of
+ the night, and the lamentations of Pinkerton, and the thought of my own
+ harsh decision, returned and besieged me in the dark. According to all the
+ rubbish I had read, I should have been sustained by the warm consciousness
+ of virtue. Alas, I had but the one feeling: that I had sacrificed my sick
+ friend to the fear of prison-cells and stupid starers. And no moralist has
+ yet advanced so far as to number cowardice amongst the things that are
+ their own reward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVII. LIGHT FROM THE MAN OF WAR.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In the early sunlight of the next day, we tossed close off the buoy and
+ saw the city sparkle in its groves about the foot of the Punch-bowl, and
+ the masts clustering thick in the small harbour. A good breeze, which had
+ risen with the sea, carried us triumphantly through the intricacies of the
+ passage; and we had soon brought up not far from the landing-stairs. I
+ remember to have remarked an ugly horned reptile of a modern warship in
+ the usual moorings across the port, but my mind was so profoundly plunged
+ in melancholy that I paid no heed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed, I had little time at my disposal. Messieurs Sharpe and Fowler had
+ left the night before in the persuasion that I was a liar of the first
+ magnitude; the genial belief brought them aboard again with the earliest
+ opportunity, proffering help to one who had proved how little he required
+ it, and hospitality to so respectable a character. I had business to mind,
+ I had some need both of assistance and diversion; I liked Fowler&mdash;I
+ don't know why; and in short, I let them do with me as they desired. No
+ creditor intervening, I spent the first half of the day inquiring into the
+ conditions of the tea and silk market under the auspices of Sharpe;
+ lunched with him in a private apartment at the Hawaiian Hotel&mdash;for
+ Sharpe was a teetotaler in public; and about four in the afternoon was
+ delivered into the hands of Fowler. This gentleman owned a bungalow on the
+ Waikiki beach; and there in company with certain young bloods of Honolulu,
+ I was entertained to a sea-bathe, indiscriminate cocktails, a dinner, a
+ hula-hula, and (to round off the night), poker and assorted liquors. To
+ lose money in the small hours to pale, intoxicated youth, has always
+ appeared to me a pleasure overrated. In my then frame of mind, I confess I
+ found it even delightful; put up my money (or rather my creditors'), and
+ put down Fowler's champagne with equal avidity and success; and awoke the
+ next morning to a mild headache and the rather agreeable lees of the last
+ night's excitement. The young bloods, many of whom were still far from
+ sober, had taken the kitchen into their own hands, vice the Chinaman
+ deposed; and since each was engaged upon a dish of his own, and none had
+ the least scruple in demolishing his neighbour's handiwork, I became early
+ convinced that many eggs would be broken and few omelets made. The
+ discovery of a jug of milk and a crust of bread enabled me to stay my
+ appetite; and since it was Sunday, when no business could be done, and the
+ festivities were to be renewed that night in the abode of Fowler, it
+ occurred to me to slip silently away and enjoy some air and solitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I turned seaward under the dead crater known as Diamond Head. My way was
+ for some time under the shade of certain thickets of green, thorny trees,
+ dotted with houses. Here I enjoyed some pictures of the native life:
+ wide-eyed, naked children, mingled with pigs; a youth asleep under a tree;
+ an old gentleman spelling through glasses his Hawaiian Bible; the somewhat
+ embarrassing spectacle of a lady at her bath in a spring; and the glimpse
+ of gaudy-coloured gowns in the deep shade of the houses. Thence I found a
+ road along the beach itself, wading in sand, opposed and buffeted by the
+ whole weight of the Trade: on one hand, the glittering and sounding surf,
+ and the bay lively with many sails; on the other, precipitous, arid
+ gullies and sheer cliffs, mounting towards the crater and the blue sky.
+ For all the companionship of skimming vessels, the place struck me with a
+ sense of solitude. There came in my head what I had been told the day
+ before at dinner, of a cavern above in the bowels of the volcano, a place
+ only to be visited with the light of torches, a treasure-house of the
+ bones of priests and warriors, and clamorous with the voice of an unseen
+ river pouring seaward through the crannies of the mountain. At the
+ thought, it was revealed to me suddenly, how the bungalows, and the
+ Fowlers, and the bright busy town and crowding ships, were all children of
+ yesterday; and for centuries before, the obscure life of the natives, with
+ its glories and ambitions, its joys and crimes and agonies, had rolled
+ unseen, like the mountain river, in that sea-girt place. Not Chaldea
+ appeared more ancient, nor the Pyramids of Egypt more abstruse; and I
+ heard time measured by &ldquo;the drums and tramplings&rdquo; of
+ immemorial conquests, and saw myself the creature of an hour. Over the
+ bankruptcy of Pinkerton and Dodd, of Montana Block, S. F., and the
+ conscientious troubles of the junior partner, the spirit of eternity was
+ seen to smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this mood of philosophic sadness, my excesses of the night before no
+ doubt contributed; for more things than virtue are at times their own
+ reward: but I was greatly healed at least of my distresses. And while I
+ was yet enjoying my abstracted humour, a turn of the beach brought me in
+ view of the signal-station, with its watch-house and flag-staff, perched
+ on the immediate margin of a cliff. The house was new and clean and bald,
+ and stood naked to the Trades. The wind beat about it in loud squalls; the
+ seaward windows rattled without mercy; the breach of the surf below
+ contributed its increment of noise; and the fall of my foot in the narrow
+ verandah passed unheard by those within.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were two on whom I thus entered unexpectedly: the look-out man, with
+ grizzled beard, keen seaman's eyes, and that brand on his countenance that
+ comes of solitary living; and a visitor, an oldish, oratorical fellow, in
+ the smart tropical array of the British man-o'-war's man, perched on a
+ table, and smoking a cigar. I was made pleasantly welcome, and was soon
+ listening with amusement to the sea-lawyer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, if I hadn't have been born an Englishman,&rdquo; was one of his
+ sentiments, &ldquo;damn me! I'd rather 'a been born a Frenchy! I'd like to
+ see another nation fit to black their boots.&rdquo; Presently after, he
+ developed his views on home politics with similar trenchancy. &ldquo;I'd
+ rather be a brute beast than what I'd be a liberal,&rdquo; he said.
+ &ldquo;Carrying banners and that! a pig's got more sense. Why, look at our
+ chief engineer&mdash;they do say he carried a banner with his own 'ands:
+ 'Hooroar for Gladstone!' I suppose, or 'Down with the Aristocracy!' What
+ 'arm does the aristocracy do? Show me a country any good without one! Not
+ the States; why, it's the 'ome of corruption! I knew a man&mdash;he was a
+ good man, 'ome born&mdash;who was signal quartermaster in the Wyandotte.
+ He told me he could never have got there if he hadn't have 'run with the
+ boys'&mdash;told it me as I'm telling you. Now, we're all British subjects
+ here&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he was going on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am afraid I am an American,&rdquo; I said apologetically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He seemed the least bit taken aback, but recovered himself; and with the
+ ready tact of his betters, paid me the usual British compliment on the
+ riposte. &ldquo;You don't say so!&rdquo; he exclaimed. &ldquo;Well, I give
+ you my word of honour, I'd never have guessed it. Nobody could tell it on
+ you,&rdquo; said he, as though it were some form of liquor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thanked him, as I always do, at this particular stage, with his
+ compatriots: not so much perhaps for the compliment to myself and my poor
+ country, as for the revelation (which is ever fresh to me) of Britannic
+ self-sufficiency and taste. And he was so far softened by my gratitude as
+ to add a word of praise on the American method of lacing sails. &ldquo;You're
+ ahead of us in lacing sails,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;You can say that with
+ a clear conscience.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; I replied. &ldquo;I shall certainly do so.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this rate, we got along swimmingly; and when I rose to retrace my steps
+ to the Fowlery, he at once started to his feet and offered me the welcome
+ solace of his company for the return. I believe I discovered much alacrity
+ at the idea, for the creature (who seemed to be unique, or to represent a
+ type like that of the dodo) entertained me hugely. But when he had
+ produced his hat, I found I was in the way of more than entertainment; for
+ on the ribbon I could read the legend: &ldquo;H.M.S. Tempest.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say,&rdquo; I began, when our adieus were paid, and we were
+ scrambling down the path from the look-out, &ldquo;it was your ship that
+ picked up the men on board the Flying Scud, wasn't it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You may say so,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;And a blessed good job for
+ the Flying-Scuds. It's a God-forsaken spot, that Midway Island.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've just come from there,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;It was I who
+ bought the wreck.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Beg your pardon, sir,&rdquo; cried the sailor: &ldquo;gen'lem'n in
+ the white schooner?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The same,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My friend saluted, as though we were now, for the first time, formally
+ introduced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; I continued, &ldquo;I am rather taken up with the
+ whole story; and I wish you would tell me what you can of how the men were
+ saved.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was like this,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;We had orders to call at
+ Midway after castaways, and had our distance pretty nigh run down the day
+ before. We steamed half-speed all night, looking to make it about noon;
+ for old Tootles&mdash;beg your pardon, sir&mdash;the captain&mdash;was
+ precious scared of the place at night. Well, there's nasty, filthy
+ currents round that Midway; YOU know, as has been there; and one on 'em
+ must have set us down. Leastways, about six bells, when we had ought to
+ been miles away, some one sees a sail, and lo and be'old, there was the
+ spars of a full-rigged brig! We raised her pretty fast, and the island
+ after her; and made out she was hard aground, canted on her bilge, and had
+ her ens'n flying, union down. It was breaking 'igh on the reef, and we
+ laid well out, and sent a couple of boats. I didn't go in neither; only
+ stood and looked on; but it seems they was all badly scared and muddled,
+ and didn't know which end was uppermost. One on 'em kep' snivelling and
+ wringing of his 'ands; he come on board all of a sop like a monthly nurse.
+ That Trent, he come first, with his 'and in a bloody rag. I was near 'em
+ as I am to you; and I could make out he was all to bits&mdash;'eard his
+ breath rattle in his blooming lungs as he come down the ladder. Yes, they
+ was a scared lot, small blame to 'em, I say! The next after Trent, come
+ him as was mate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Goddedaal!&rdquo; I exclaimed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And a good name for him too,&rdquo; chuckled the man-o'-war's man,
+ who probably confounded the word with a familiar oath. &ldquo;A good name
+ too; only it weren't his. He was a gen'lem'n born, sir, as had gone
+ maskewerading. One of our officers knowed him at 'ome, reckonises him,
+ steps up, 'olds out his 'and right off, and says he: ''Ullo, Norrie, old
+ chappie!' he says. The other was coming up, as bold as look at it; didn't
+ seem put out&mdash;that's where blood tells, sir! Well, no sooner does he
+ 'ear his born name given him, than he turns as white as the Day of
+ Judgment, stares at Mr. Sebright like he was looking at a ghost, and then
+ (I give you my word of honour) turned to, and doubled up in a dead faint.
+ 'Take him down to my berth,' says Mr. Sebright. ''Tis poor old Norrie
+ Carthew,' he says.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what&mdash;what sort of a gentleman was this Mr. Carthew?&rdquo;
+ I gasped.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The ward-room steward told me he was come of the best blood in
+ England,&rdquo; was my friend's reply: &ldquo;Eton and 'Arrow bred;&mdash;and
+ might have been a bar'net!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, but to look at?&rdquo; I corrected him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The same as you or me,&rdquo; was the uncompromising answer:
+ &ldquo;not much to look at. I didn't know he was a gen'lem'n; but then, I
+ never see him cleaned up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How was that?&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;O yes, I remember: he was sick
+ all the way to 'Frisco, was he not?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sick, or sorry, or something,&rdquo; returned my informant. &ldquo;My
+ belief, he didn't hanker after showing up. He kep' close; the ward-room
+ steward, what took his meals in, told me he ate nex' to nothing; and he
+ was fetched ashore at 'Frisco on the quiet. Here was how it was. It seems
+ his brother had took and died, him as had the estate. This one had gone in
+ for his beer, by what I could make out; the old folks at 'ome had turned
+ rusty; no one knew where he had gone to. Here he was, slaving in a
+ merchant brig, shipwrecked on Midway, and packing up his duds for a long
+ voyage in a open boat. He comes on board our ship, and by God, here he is
+ a landed proprietor, and may be in Parliament to-morrow! It's no less than
+ natural he should keep dark: so would you and me in the same box.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I daresay,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;But you saw more of the others?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To be sure,&rdquo; says he: &ldquo;no 'arm in them from what I see.
+ There was one 'Ardy there: colonial born he was, and had been through a
+ power of money. There was no nonsense about 'Ardy; he had been up, and he
+ had come down, and took it so. His 'eart was in the right place; and he
+ was well-informed, and knew French; and Latin, I believe, like a native! I
+ liked that 'Ardy; he was a good-looking boy, too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did they say much about the wreck?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There wasn't much to say, I reckon,&rdquo; replied the man-o'-war's
+ man. &ldquo;It was all in the papers. 'Ardy used to yarn most about the
+ coins he had gone through; he had lived with book-makers, and jockeys, and
+ pugs, and actors, and all that: a precious low lot!&rdquo; added this
+ judicious person. &ldquo;But it's about here my 'orse is moored, and by
+ your leave I'll be getting ahead.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One moment,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Is Mr. Sebright on board?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, sir, he's ashore to-day,&rdquo; said the sailor. &ldquo;I took
+ up a bag for him to the 'otel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With that we parted. Presently after my friend overtook and passed me on a
+ hired steed which seemed to scorn its cavalier; and I was left in the dust
+ of his passage, a prey to whirling thoughts. For I now stood, or seemed to
+ stand, on the immediate threshold of these mysteries. I knew the name of
+ the man Dickson&mdash;his name was Carthew; I knew where the money came
+ from that opposed us at the sale&mdash;it was part of Carthew's
+ inheritance; and in my gallery of illustrations to the history of the
+ wreck, one more picture hung; perhaps the most dramatic of the series. It
+ showed me the deck of a warship in that distant part of the great ocean,
+ the officers and seamen looking curiously on; and a man of birth and
+ education, who had been sailing under an alias on a trading brig, and was
+ now rescued from desperate peril, felled like an ox by the bare sound of
+ his own name. I could not fail to be reminded of my own experience at the
+ Occidental telephone. The hero of three styles, Dickson, Goddedaal, or
+ Carthew, must be the owner of a lively&mdash;or a loaded&mdash;conscience,
+ and the reflection recalled to me the photograph found on board the Flying
+ Scud; just such a man, I reasoned, would be capable of just such starts
+ and crises, and I inclined to think that Goddedaal (or Carthew) was the
+ mainspring of the mystery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One thing was plain: as long as the Tempest was in reach, I must make the
+ acquaintance of both Sebright and the doctor. To this end, I excused
+ myself with Mr. Fowler, returned to Honolulu, and passed the remainder of
+ the day hanging vainly round the cool verandahs of the hotel. It was near
+ nine o'clock at night before I was rewarded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That is the gentleman you were asking for,&rdquo; said the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I beheld a man in tweeds, of an incomparable languor of demeanour, and
+ carrying a cane with genteel effort. From the name, I had looked to find a
+ sort of Viking and young ruler of the battle and the tempest; and I was
+ the more disappointed, and not a little alarmed, to come face to face with
+ this impracticable type.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe I have the pleasure of addressing Lieutenant Sebright,&rdquo;
+ said I, stepping forward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aw, yes,&rdquo; replied the hero; &ldquo;but, aw! I dawn't knaw
+ you, do I?&rdquo; (He spoke for all the world like Lord Foppington in the
+ old play&mdash;a proof of the perennial nature of man's affectations. But
+ his limping dialect, I scorn to continue to reproduce.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was with the intention of making myself known, that I have taken
+ this step,&rdquo; said I, entirely unabashed (for impudence begets in me
+ its like&mdash;perhaps my only martial attribute). &ldquo;We have a common
+ subject of interest, to me very lively; and I believe I may be in a
+ position to be of some service to a friend of yours&mdash;to give him, at
+ least, some very welcome information.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The last clause was a sop to my conscience: I could not pretend, even to
+ myself, either the power or the will to serve Mr. Carthew; but I felt sure
+ he would like to hear the Flying Scud was burned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know&mdash;I&mdash;I don't understand you,&rdquo; stammered
+ my victim. &ldquo;I don't have any friends in Honolulu, don't you know?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The friend to whom I refer is English,&rdquo; I replied. &ldquo;It
+ is Mr. Carthew, whom you picked up at Midway. My firm has bought the
+ wreck; I am just returned from breaking her up; and&mdash;to make my
+ business quite clear to you&mdash;I have a communication it is necessary I
+ should make; and have to trouble you for Mr. Carthew's address.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will be seen how rapidly I had dropped all hope of interesting the
+ frigid British bear. He, on his side, was plainly on thorns at my
+ insistence; I judged he was suffering torments of alarm lest I should
+ prove an undesirable acquaintance; diagnosed him for a shy, dull, vain,
+ unamiable animal, without adequate defence&mdash;a sort of dishoused
+ snail; and concluded, rightly enough, that he would consent to anything to
+ bring our interview to a conclusion. A moment later, he had fled, leaving
+ me with a sheet of paper, thus inscribed:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Norris Carthew,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Stallbridge-le-Carthew,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorset.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I might have cried victory, the field of battle and some of the enemy's
+ baggage remaining in my occupation. As a matter of fact, my moral
+ sufferings during the engagement had rivalled those of Mr. Sebright; I was
+ left incapable of fresh hostilities; I owned that the navy of old England
+ was (for me) invincible as of yore; and giving up all thought of the
+ doctor, inclined to salute her veteran flag, in the future, from a prudent
+ distance. Such was my inclination, when I retired to rest; and my first
+ experience the next morning strengthened it to certainty. For I had the
+ pleasure of encountering my fair antagonist on his way on board; and he
+ honoured me with a recognition so disgustingly dry, that my impatience
+ overflowed, and (recalling the tactics of Nelson) I neglected to perceive
+ or to return it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Judge of my astonishment, some half-hour later, to receive a note of
+ invitation from the Tempest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dear Sir,&rdquo; it began, &ldquo;we are all naturally very much
+ interested in the wreck of the Flying Scud, and as soon as I mentioned
+ that I had the pleasure of making your acquaintance, a very general wish
+ was expressed that you would come and dine on board. It will give us all
+ the greatest pleasure to see you to-night, or in case you should be
+ otherwise engaged, to luncheon either to-morrow or to-day.&rdquo; A note
+ of the hours followed, and the document wound up with the name of &ldquo;J.
+ Lascelles Sebright,&rdquo; under an undeniable statement that he was
+ sincerely mine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, Mr. Lascelles Sebright,&rdquo; I reflected, &ldquo;you are not,
+ but I begin to suspect that (like the lady in the song) you are another's.
+ You have mentioned your adventure, my friend; you have been blown up; you
+ have got your orders; this note has been dictated; and I am asked on board
+ (in spite of your melancholy protests) not to meet the men, and not to
+ talk about the Flying Scud, but to undergo the scrutiny of some one
+ interested in Carthew: the doctor, for a wager. And for a second wager,
+ all this springs from your facility in giving the address.&rdquo; I lost
+ no time in answering the billet, electing for the earliest occasion; and
+ at the appointed hour, a somewhat blackguard-looking boat's crew from the
+ Norah Creina conveyed me under the guns of the Tempest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ward-room appeared pleased to see me; Sebright's brother officers, in
+ contrast to himself, took a boyish interest in my cruise; and much was
+ talked of the Flying Scud; of how she had been lost, of how I had found
+ her, and of the weather, the anchorage, and the currents about Midway
+ Island. Carthew was referred to more than once without embarrassment; the
+ parallel case of a late Earl of Aberdeen, who died mate on board a Yankee
+ schooner, was adduced. If they told me little of the man, it was because
+ they had not much to tell, and only felt an interest in his recognition
+ and pity for his prolonged ill-health. I could never think the subject was
+ avoided; and it was clear that the officers, far from practising
+ concealment, had nothing to conceal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So far, then, all seemed natural, and yet the doctor troubled me. This was
+ a tall, rugged, plain man, on the wrong side of fifty, already gray, and
+ with a restless mouth and bushy eyebrows: he spoke seldom, but then with
+ gaiety; and his great, quaking, silent laughter was infectious. I could
+ make out that he was at once the quiz of the ward-room and perfectly
+ respected; and I made sure that he observed me covertly. It is certain I
+ returned the compliment. If Carthew had feigned sickness&mdash;and all
+ seemed to point in that direction&mdash;here was the man who knew all&mdash;or
+ certainly knew much. His strong, sterling face progressively and silently
+ persuaded of his full knowledge. That was not the mouth, these were not
+ the eyes, of one who would act in ignorance, or could be led at random.
+ Nor again was it the face of a man squeamish in the case of malefactors;
+ there was even a touch of Brutus there, and something of the hanging
+ judge. In short, he seemed the last character for the part assigned him in
+ my theories; and wonder and curiosity contended in my mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Luncheon was over, and an adjournment to the smoking-room proposed, when
+ (upon a sudden impulse) I burned my ships, and pleading indisposition,
+ requested to consult the doctor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There is nothing the matter with my body, Dr. Urquart,&rdquo; said
+ I, as soon as we were alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He hummed, his mouth worked, he regarded me steadily with his gray eyes,
+ but resolutely held his peace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I want to talk to you about the Flying Scud and Mr. Carthew,&rdquo;
+ I resumed. &ldquo;Come: you must have expected this. I am sure you know
+ all; you are shrewd, and must have a guess that I know much. How are we to
+ stand to one another? and how am I to stand to Mr. Carthew?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do not fully understand you,&rdquo; he replied, after a pause;
+ and then, after another: &ldquo;It is the spirit I refer to, Mr. Dodd.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The spirit of my inquiries?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think we are at cross-purposes,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;The spirit
+ is precisely what I came in quest of. I bought the Flying Scud at a
+ ruinous figure, run up by Mr. Carthew through an agent; and I am, in
+ consequence, a bankrupt. But if I have found no fortune in the wreck, I
+ have found unmistakable evidences of foul play. Conceive my position: I am
+ ruined through this man, whom I never saw; I might very well desire
+ revenge or compensation; and I think you will admit I have the means to
+ extort either.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He made no sign in answer to this challenge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Can you not understand, then,&rdquo; I resumed, &ldquo;the spirit
+ in which I come to one who is surely in the secret, and ask him, honestly
+ and plainly: How do I stand to Mr. Carthew?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I must ask you to be more explicit,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You do not help me much,&rdquo; I retorted. &ldquo;But see if you
+ can understand: my conscience is not very fine-spun; still, I have one.
+ Now, there are degrees of foul play, to some of which I have no particular
+ objection. I am sure with Mr. Carthew, I am not at all the person to forgo
+ an advantage; and I have much curiosity. But on the other hand, I have no
+ taste for persecution; and I ask you to believe that I am not the man to
+ make bad worse, or heap trouble on the unfortunate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes; I think I understand,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Suppose I pass
+ you my word that, whatever may have occurred, there were excuses&mdash;great
+ excuses&mdash;I may say, very great?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It would have weight with me, doctor,&rdquo; I replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I may go further,&rdquo; he pursued. &ldquo;Suppose I had been
+ there, or you had been there: after a certain event had taken place, it's
+ a grave question what we might have done&mdash;it's even a question what
+ we could have done&mdash;ourselves. Or take me. I will be plain with you,
+ and own that I am in possession of the facts. You have a shrewd guess how
+ I have acted in that knowledge. May I ask you to judge from the character
+ of my action, something of the nature of that knowledge, which I have no
+ call, nor yet no title, to share with you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot convey a sense of the rugged conviction and judicial emphasis of
+ Dr. Urquart's speech. To those who did not hear him, it may appear as if
+ he fed me on enigmas; to myself, who heard, I seemed to have received a
+ lesson and a compliment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thank you,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;I feel you have said as much as
+ possible, and more than I had any right to ask. I take that as a mark of
+ confidence, which I will try to deserve. I hope, sir, you will let me
+ regard you as a friend.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He evaded my proffered friendship with a blunt proposal to rejoin the
+ mess; and yet a moment later, contrived to alleviate the snub. For, as we
+ entered the smoking-room, he laid his hand on my shoulder with a kind
+ familiarity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have just prescribed for Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;a glass
+ of our Madeira.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have never again met Dr. Urquart: but he wrote himself so clear upon my
+ memory that I think I see him still. And indeed I had cause to remember
+ the man for the sake of his communication. It was hard enough to make a
+ theory fit the circumstances of the Flying Scud; but one in which the
+ chief actor should stand the least excused, and might retain the esteem or
+ at least the pity of a man like Dr. Urquart, failed me utterly. Here at
+ least was the end of my discoveries; I learned no more, till I learned
+ all; and my reader has the evidence complete. Is he more astute than I
+ was? or, like me, does he give it up?
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVIII. CROSS-QUESTIONS AND CROOKED ANSWERS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I have said hard words of San Francisco; they must scarce be literally
+ understood (one cannot suppose the Israelites did justice to the land of
+ Pharaoh); and the city took a fine revenge of me on my return. She had
+ never worn a more becoming guise; the sun shone, the air was lively, the
+ people had flowers in their button-holes and smiles upon their faces; and
+ as I made my way towards Jim's place of employment, with some very black
+ anxieties at heart, I seemed to myself a blot on the surrounding gaiety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My destination was in a by-street in a mean, rickety building; &ldquo;The
+ Franklin H. Dodge Steam Printing Company&rdquo; appeared upon its front,
+ and in characters of greater freshness, so as to suggest recent
+ conversion, the watch-cry, &ldquo;White Labour Only.&rdquo; In the office,
+ in a dusty pen, Jim sat alone before a table. A wretched change had
+ overtaken him in clothes, body, and bearing; he looked sick and shabby; he
+ who had once rejoiced in his day's employment, like a horse among
+ pastures, now sat staring on a column of accounts, idly chewing a pen, at
+ times heavily sighing, the picture of inefficiency and inattention. He was
+ sunk deep in a painful reverie; he neither saw nor heard me; and I stood
+ and watched him unobserved. I had a sudden vain relenting. Repentance
+ bludgeoned me. As I had predicted to Nares, I stood and kicked myself.
+ Here was I come home again, my honour saved; there was my friend in want
+ of rest, nursing, and a generous diet; and I asked myself with Falstaff,
+ &ldquo;What is in that word honour? what is that honour?&rdquo; and, like
+ Falstaff, I told myself that it was air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jim!&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Loudon!&rdquo; he gasped, and jumped from his chair and stood
+ shaking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next moment I was over the barrier, and we were hand in hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My poor old man!&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank God, you're home at last!&rdquo; he gulped, and kept patting
+ my shoulder with his hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've no good news for you, Jim!&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You've come&mdash;that's the good news that I want,&rdquo; he
+ replied. &ldquo;O, how I've longed for you, Loudon!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I couldn't do what you wrote me,&rdquo; I said, lowering my voice.
+ &ldquo;The creditors have it all. I couldn't do it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ssh!&rdquo; returned Jim. &ldquo;I was crazy when wrote. I could
+ never have looked Mamie in the face if we had done it. O, Loudon, what a
+ gift that woman is! You think you know something of life: you just don't
+ know anything. It's the GOODNESS of the woman, it's a revelation!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's all right,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;That's how I hoped to hear
+ you, Jim.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so the Flying Scud was a fraud,&rdquo; he resumed. &ldquo;I
+ didn't quite understand your letter, but I made out that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fraud is a mild term for it,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;The creditors
+ will never believe what fools we were. And that reminds me,&rdquo; I
+ continued, rejoicing in the transition, &ldquo;how about the bankruptcy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You were lucky to be out of that,&rdquo; answered Jim, shaking his
+ head; &ldquo;you were lucky not to see the papers. The <i>Occidental</i>
+ called me a fifth-rate Kerbstone broker with water on the brain; another
+ said I was a tree-frog that had got into the same meadow with Longhurst,
+ and had blown myself out till I went pop. It was rough on a man in his
+ honeymoon; so was what they said about my looks, and what I had on, and
+ the way I perspired. But I braced myself up with the Flying Scud. How did
+ it exactly figure out anyway? I don't seem to catch on to that story,
+ Loudon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The devil you don't!&rdquo; thinks I to myself; and then aloud:
+ &ldquo;You see we had neither one of us good luck. I didn't do much more
+ than cover current expenses; and you got floored immediately. How did we
+ come to go so soon?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, we'll have to have a talk over all this,&rdquo; said Jim with
+ a sudden start. &ldquo;I should be getting to my books; and I guess you
+ had better go up right away to Mamie. She's at Speedy's. She expects you
+ with impatience. She regards you in the light of a favourite brother,
+ Loudon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Any scheme was welcome which allowed me to postpone the hour of
+ explanation, and avoid (were it only for a breathing space) the topic of
+ the Flying Scud. I hastened accordingly to Bush Street. Mrs. Speedy,
+ already rejoicing in the return of a spouse, hailed me with acclamation.
+ &ldquo;And it's beautiful you're looking, Mr. Dodd, my dear,&rdquo; she
+ was kind enough to say. &ldquo;And a miracle they naygur waheenies let ye
+ lave the oilands. I have my suspicions of Shpeedy,&rdquo; she added,
+ roguishly. &ldquo;Did ye see him after the naygresses now?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I gave Speedy an unblemished character.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The one of ye will niver bethray the other,&rdquo; said the playful
+ dame, and ushered me into a bare room, where Mamie sat working a
+ type-writer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was touched by the cordiality of her greeting. With the prettiest
+ gesture in the world she gave me both her hands; wheeled forth a chair;
+ and produced, from a cupboard, a tin of my favourite tobacco, and a book
+ of my exclusive cigarette papers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There!&rdquo; she cried; &ldquo;you see, Mr. Loudon, we were all
+ prepared for you; the things were bought the very day you sailed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I imagined she had always intended me a pleasant welcome; but the certain
+ fervour of sincerity, which I could not help remarking, flowed from an
+ unexpected source. Captain Nares, with a kindness for which I can never be
+ sufficiently grateful, had stolen a moment from his occupations, driven to
+ call on Mamie, and drawn her a generous picture of my prowess at the
+ wreck. She was careful not to breathe a word of this interview, till she
+ had led me on to tell my adventures for myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! Captain Nares was better,&rdquo; she cried, when I had done.
+ &ldquo;From your account, I have only learned one new thing, that you are
+ modest as well as brave.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot tell with what sort of disclamation I sought to reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is of no use,&rdquo; said Mamie. &ldquo;I know a hero. And when
+ I heard of you working all day like a common labourer, with your hands
+ bleeding and your nails broken&mdash;and how you told the captain to
+ 'crack on' (I think he said) in the storm, when he was terrified himself&mdash;and
+ the danger of that horrid mutiny&rdquo;&mdash;(Nares had been obligingly
+ dipping his brush in earthquake and eclipse)&mdash;&ldquo;and how it was
+ all done, in part at least, for Jim and me&mdash;I felt we could never say
+ how we admired and thanked you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamie,&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;don't talk of thanks; it is not a
+ word to be used between friends. Jim and I have been prosperous together;
+ now we shall be poor together. We've done our best, and that's all that
+ need be said. The next thing is for me to find a situation, and send you
+ and Jim up country for a long holiday in the redwoods&mdash;for a holiday
+ Jim has got to have.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jim can't take your money, Mr. Loudon,&rdquo; said Mamie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jim?&rdquo; cried I. &ldquo;He's got to. Didn't I take his?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently after, Jim himself arrived, and before he had yet done mopping
+ his brow, he was at me with the accursed subject. &ldquo;Now, Loudon,&rdquo;
+ said he, &ldquo;here we are all together, the day's work done and the
+ evening before us; just start in with the whole story.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One word on business first,&rdquo; said I, speaking from the lips
+ outward, and meanwhile (in the private apartments of my brain) trying for
+ the thousandth time to find some plausible arrangement of my story.
+ &ldquo;I want to have a notion how we stand about the bankruptcy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, that's ancient history,&rdquo; cried Jim. &ldquo;We paid seven
+ cents, and a wonder we did as well. The receiver&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ (methought a spasm seized him at the name of this official, and he broke
+ off). &ldquo;But it's all past and done with anyway; and what I want to
+ get at is the facts about the wreck. I don't seem to understand it;
+ appears to me like as there was something underneath.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was nothing IN it, anyway,&rdquo; I said, with a forced
+ laugh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's what I want to judge of,&rdquo; returned Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How the mischief is it I can never keep you to that bankruptcy? It
+ looks as if you avoided it,&rdquo; said I&mdash;for a man in my situation,
+ with unpardonable folly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't it look a little as if you were trying to avoid the wreck?&rdquo;
+ asked Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was my own doing; there was no retreat. &ldquo;My dear fellow, if you
+ make a point of it, here goes!&rdquo; said I, and launched with spurious
+ gaiety into the current of my tale. I told it with point and spirit;
+ described the island and the wreck, mimicked Anderson and the Chinese,
+ maintained the suspense.... My pen has stumbled on the fatal word. I
+ maintained the suspense so well that it was never relieved; and when I
+ stopped&mdash;I dare not say concluded, where there was no conclusion&mdash;I
+ found Jim and Mamie regarding me with surprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well?&rdquo; said Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that's all,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But how do you explain it?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't explain it,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mamie wagged her head ominously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, great Caesar's ghost! the money was offered!&rdquo; cried Jim.
+ &ldquo;It won't do, Loudon; it's nonsense, on the face of it! I don't say
+ but what you and Nares did your best; I'm sure, of course, you did; but I
+ do say, you got fooled. I say the stuff is in that ship to-day, and I say
+ I mean to get it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There is nothing in the ship, I tell you, but old wood and iron!&rdquo;
+ said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll see,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;Next time I go myself. I'll
+ take Mamie for the trip; Longhurst won't refuse me the expense of a
+ schooner. You wait till I get the searching of her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you can't search her!&rdquo; cried I. &ldquo;She's burned.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Burned!&rdquo; cried Mamie, starting a little from the attitude of
+ quiescent capacity in which she had hitherto sat to hear me, her hands
+ folded in her lap.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was an appreciable pause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon, Loudon,&rdquo; began Jim at last, &ldquo;but why
+ in snakes did you burn her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was an idea of Nares's,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is certainly the strangest circumstance of all,&rdquo;
+ observed Mamie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I must say, Loudon, it does seem kind of unexpected,&rdquo; added
+ Jim. &ldquo;It seems kind of crazy even. What did you&mdash;what did Nares
+ expect to gain by burning her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know; it didn't seem to matter; we had got all there was to
+ get,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the very point,&rdquo; cried Jim. &ldquo;It was quite plain
+ you hadn't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What made you so sure?&rdquo; asked Mamie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How can I tell you?&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;We had been all through
+ her. We WERE sure; that's all that I can say.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I begin to think you were,&rdquo; she returned, with a significant
+ emphasis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jim hurriedly intervened. &ldquo;What I don't quite make out, Loudon, is
+ that you don't seem to appreciate the peculiarities of the thing,&rdquo;
+ said he. &ldquo;It doesn't seem to have struck you same as it does me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pshaw! why go on with this?&rdquo; cried Mamie, suddenly rising.
+ &ldquo;Mr. Dodd is not telling us either what he thinks or what he knows.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamie!&rdquo; cried Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You need not be concerned for his feelings, James; he is not
+ concerned for yours,&rdquo; returned the lady. &ldquo;He dare not deny it,
+ besides. And this is not the first time he has practised reticence. Have
+ you forgotten that he knew the address, and did not tell it you until that
+ man had escaped?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jim turned to me pleadingly&mdash;we were all on our feet. &ldquo;Loudon,&rdquo;
+ he said, &ldquo;you see Mamie has some fancy; and I must say there's just
+ a sort of a shadow of an excuse; for it IS bewildering&mdash;even to me,
+ Loudon, with my trained business intelligence. For God's sake, clear it
+ up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This serves me right,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I should not have tried
+ to keep you in the dark; I should have told you at first that I was
+ pledged to secrecy; I should have asked you to trust me in the beginning.
+ It is all I can do now. There is more of the story, but it concerns none
+ of us, and my tongue is tied. I have given my word of honour. You must
+ trust me and try to forgive me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I daresay I am very stupid, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; began Mamie, with an
+ alarming sweetness, &ldquo;but I thought you went upon this trip as my
+ husband's representative and with my husband's money? You tell us now that
+ you are pledged, but I should have thought you were pledged first of all
+ to James. You say it does not concern us; we are poor people, and my
+ husband is sick, and it concerns us a great deal to understand how we come
+ to have lost our money, and why our representative comes back to us with
+ nothing. You ask that we should trust you; you do not seem to understand;
+ the question we are asking ourselves is whether we have not trusted you
+ too much.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do not ask you to trust me,&rdquo; I replied. &ldquo;I ask Jim.
+ He knows me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You think you can do what you please with James; you trust to his
+ affection, do you not? And me, I suppose, you do not consider,&rdquo; said
+ Mamie. &ldquo;But it was perhaps an unfortunate day for you when we were
+ married, for I at least am not blind. The crew run away, the ship is sold
+ for a great deal of money, you know that man's address and you conceal it,
+ you do not find what you were sent to look for, and yet you burn the ship;
+ and now, when we ask explanations, you are pledged to secrecy! But I am
+ pledged to no such thing; I will not stand by in silence and see my sick
+ and ruined husband betrayed by his condescending friend. I will give you
+ the truth for once. Mr. Dodd, you have been bought and sold.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mamie,&rdquo; cried Jim, &ldquo;no more of this! It's me you're
+ striking; it's only me you hurt. You don't know, you cannot understand
+ these things. Why, to-day, if it hadn't been for Loudon, I couldn't have
+ looked you in the face. He saved my honesty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have heard plenty of this talk before,&rdquo; she replied.
+ &ldquo;You are a sweet-hearted fool, and I love you for it. But I am a
+ clear-headed woman; my eyes are open, and I understand this man's
+ hypocrisy. Did he not come here to-day and pretend he would take a
+ situation&mdash;pretend he would share his hard-earned wages with us until
+ you were well? Pretend! It makes me furious! His wages! a share of his
+ wages! That would have been your pittance, that would have been your share
+ of the Flying Scud&mdash;you who worked and toiled for him when he was a
+ beggar in the streets of Paris. But we do not want your charity; thank
+ God, I can work for my own husband! See what it is to have obliged a
+ gentleman. He would let you pick him up when he was begging; he would
+ stand and look on, and let you black his shoes, and sneer at you. For you
+ were always sneering at my James; you always looked down upon him in your
+ heart, you know it!&rdquo; She turned back to Jim. &ldquo;And now when he
+ is rich,&rdquo; she began, and then swooped again on me. &ldquo;For you
+ are rich, I dare you to deny it; I defy you to look me in the face and try
+ to deny that you are rich&mdash;rich with our money&mdash;my husband's
+ money&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Heaven knows to what a height she might have risen, being, by this time,
+ bodily whirled away in her own hurricane of words. Heart-sickness, a black
+ depression, a treacherous sympathy with my assailant, pity unutterable for
+ poor Jim, already filled, divided, and abashed my spirit. Flight seemed
+ the only remedy; and making a private sign to Jim, as if to ask
+ permission, I slunk from the unequal field.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was but a little way down the street, when I was arrested by the sound
+ of some one running, and Jim's voice calling me by name. He had followed
+ me with a letter which had been long awaiting my return.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I took it in a dream. &ldquo;This has been a devil of a business,&rdquo;
+ said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't think hard of Mamie,&rdquo; he pleaded. &ldquo;It's the way
+ she's made; it's her high-toned loyalty. And of course I know it's all
+ right. I know your sterling character; but you didn't, somehow, make out
+ to give us the thing straight, Loudon. Anybody might have&mdash;I mean it&mdash;I
+ mean&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never mind what you mean, my poor Jim,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;She's
+ a gallant little woman and a loyal wife: and I thought her splendid. My
+ story was as fishy as the devil. I'll never think the less of either her
+ or you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It'll blow over; it must blow over,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It never can,&rdquo; I returned, sighing: &ldquo;and don't you try
+ to make it! Don't name me, unless it's with an oath. And get home to her
+ right away. Good by, my best of friends. Good by, and God bless you. We
+ shall never meet again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O Loudon, that we should live to say such words!&rdquo; he cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had no views on life, beyond an occasional impulse to commit suicide, or
+ to get drunk, and drifted down the street, semi-conscious, walking
+ apparently on air, in the light-headedness of grief. I had money in my
+ pocket, whether mine or my creditors' I had no means of guessing; and, the
+ Poodle Dog lying in my path, I went mechanically in and took a table. A
+ waiter attended me, and I suppose I gave my orders; for presently I found
+ myself, with a sudden return of consciousness, beginning dinner. On the
+ white cloth at my elbow lay the letter, addressed in a clerk's hand, and
+ bearing an English stamp and the Edinburgh postmark. A bowl of bouillon
+ and a glass of wine awakened in one corner of my brain (where all the rest
+ was in mourning, the blinds down as for a funeral) a faint stir of
+ curiosity; and while I waited the next course, wondering the while what I
+ had ordered, I opened and began to read the epoch-making document.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;DEAR SIR: I am charged with the melancholy duty of announcing to
+ you the death of your excellent grandfather, Mr. Alexander Loudon, on the
+ 17th ult. On Sunday the 13th, he went to church as usual in the forenoon,
+ and stopped on his way home, at the corner of Princes Street, in one of
+ our seasonable east winds, to talk with an old friend. The same evening
+ acute bronchitis declared itself; from the first, Dr. M'Combie anticipated
+ a fatal result, and the old gentleman appeared to have no illusion as to
+ his own state. He repeatedly assured me it was 'by' with him now; 'and
+ high time, too,' he once added with characteristic asperity. He was not in
+ the least changed on the approach of death: only (what I am sure must be
+ very grateful to your feelings) he seemed to think and speak even more
+ kindly than usual of yourself: referring to you as 'Jeannie's yin,' with
+ strong expressions of regard. 'He was the only one I ever liket of the
+ hale jing-bang,' was one of his expressions; and you will be glad to know
+ that he dwelt particularly on the dutiful respect you had always displayed
+ in your relations. The small codicil, by which he bequeaths you his
+ Molesworth and other professional works, was added (you will observe) on
+ the day before his death; so that you were in his thoughts until the end.
+ I should say that, though rather a trying patient, he was most tenderly
+ nursed by your uncle, and your cousin, Miss Euphemia. I enclose a copy of
+ the testament, by which you will see that you share equally with Mr. Adam,
+ and that I hold at your disposal a sum nearly approaching seventeen
+ thousand pounds. I beg to congratulate you on this considerable
+ acquisition, and expect your orders, to which I shall hasten to give my
+ best attention. Thinking that you might desire to return at once to this
+ country, and not knowing how you may be placed, I enclose a credit for six
+ hundred pounds. Please sign the accompanying slip, and let me have it at
+ your earliest convenience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am, dear sir, yours truly,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;W. RUTHERFORD GREGG.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God bless the old gentleman!&rdquo; I thought; &ldquo;and for that
+ matter God bless Uncle Adam! and my cousin Euphemia! and Mr. Gregg!&rdquo;
+ I had a vision of that grey old life now brought to an end&mdash;&ldquo;and
+ high time too&rdquo;&mdash;a vision of those Sabbath streets alternately
+ vacant and filled with silent people; of the babel of the bells, the
+ long-drawn psalmody, the shrewd sting of the east wind, the hollow,
+ echoing, dreary house to which &ldquo;Ecky&rdquo; had returned with the
+ hand of death already on his shoulder; a vision, too, of the long, rough
+ country lad, perhaps a serious courtier of the lasses in the hawthorn den,
+ perhaps a rustic dancer on the green, who had first earned and answered to
+ that harsh diminutive. And I asked myself if, on the whole, poor Ecky had
+ succeeded in life; if the last state of that man were not on the whole
+ worse than the first; and the house in Randolph Crescent a less admirable
+ dwelling than the hamlet where he saw the day and grew to manhood. Here
+ was a consolatory thought for one who was himself a failure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yes, I declare the word came in my mind; and all the while, in another
+ partition of the brain, I was glowing and singing for my new-found
+ opulence. The pile of gold&mdash;four thousand two hundred and fifty
+ double eagles, seventeen thousand ugly sovereigns, twenty-one thousand two
+ hundred and fifty Napoleons&mdash;danced, and rang and ran molten, and lit
+ up life with their effulgence, in the eye of fancy. Here were all things
+ made plain to me: Paradise&mdash;Paris, I mean&mdash;Regained, Carthew
+ protected, Jim restored, the creditors...
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The creditors!&rdquo; I repeated, and sank back benumbed. It was
+ all theirs to the last farthing: my grandfather had died too soon to save
+ me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I must have somewhere a rare vein of decision. In that revolutionary
+ moment, I found myself prepared for all extremes except the one: ready to
+ do anything, or to go anywhere, so long as I might save my money. At the
+ worst, there was flight, flight to some of those blest countries where the
+ serpent, extradition, has not yet entered in.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ On no condition is extradition
+ Allowed in Callao!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;the old lawless words haunted me; and I saw myself hugging my gold
+ in the company of such men as had once made and sung them, in the rude and
+ bloody wharfside drinking-shops of Chili and Peru. The run of my ill-luck,
+ the breach of my old friendship, this bubble fortune flaunted for a moment
+ in my eyes and snatched again, had made me desperate and (in the
+ expressive vulgarism) ugly. To drink vile spirits among vile companions by
+ the flare of a pine-torch; to go burthened with my furtive treasure in a
+ belt; to fight for it knife in hand, rolling on a clay floor; to flee
+ perpetually in fresh ships and to be chased through the sea from isle to
+ isle, seemed, in my then frame of mind, a welcome series of events.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That was for the worst; but it began to dawn slowly on my mind that there
+ was yet a possible better. Once escaped, once safe in Callao, I might
+ approach my creditors with a good grace; and properly handled by a cunning
+ agent, it was just possible they might accept some easy composition. The
+ hope recalled me to the bankruptcy. It was strange, I reflected: often as
+ I had questioned Jim, he had never obliged me with an answer. In his haste
+ for news about the wreck, my own no less legitimate curiosity had gone
+ disappointed. Hateful as the thought was to me, I must return at once and
+ find out where I stood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I left my dinner still unfinished, paying for the whole, of course, and
+ tossing the waiter a gold piece. I was reckless; I knew not what was mine
+ and cared not: I must take what I could get and give as I was able; to rob
+ and to squander seemed the complementary parts of my new destiny. I walked
+ up Bush Street, whistling, brazening myself to confront Mamie in the first
+ place, and the world at large and a certain visionary judge upon a bench
+ in the second. Just outside, I stopped and lighted a cigar to give me
+ greater countenance; and puffing this and wearing what (I am sure) was a
+ wretched assumption of braggadocio, I reappeared on the scene of my
+ disgrace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My friend and his wife were finishing a poor meal&mdash;rags of old
+ mutton, the remainder cakes from breakfast eaten cold, and a starveling
+ pot of coffee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon, Mrs. Pinkerton,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Sorry to
+ inflict my presence where it cannot be desired; but there is a piece of
+ business necessary to be discussed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pray do not consider me,&rdquo; said Mamie, rising, and she sailed
+ into the adjoining bedroom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jim watched her go and shook his head; he looked miserably old and ill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is it, now?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps you remember you answered none of my questions,&rdquo; said
+ I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your questions?&rdquo; faltered Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Even so, Jim. My questions,&rdquo; I repeated. &ldquo;I put
+ questions as well as yourself; and however little I may have satisfied
+ Mamie with my answers, I beg to remind you that you gave me none at all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You mean about the bankruptcy?&rdquo; asked Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He writhed in his chair. &ldquo;The straight truth is, I was ashamed,&rdquo;
+ he said. &ldquo;I was trying to dodge you. I've been playing fast and
+ loose with you, Loudon; I've deceived you from the first, I blush to own
+ it. And here you came home and put the very question I was fearing. Why
+ did we bust so soon? Your keen business eye had not deceived you. That's
+ the point, that's my shame; that's what killed me this afternoon when
+ Mamie was treating you so, and my conscience was telling me all the time,
+ Thou art the man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What was it, Jim?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What I had been at all the time, Loudon,&rdquo; he wailed; &ldquo;and
+ I don't know how I'm to look you in the face and say it, after my
+ duplicity. It was stocks,&rdquo; he added in a whisper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you were afraid to tell me that!&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;You
+ poor, old, cheerless dreamer! what would it matter what you did or didn't?
+ Can't you see we're doomed? And anyway, that's not my point. It's how I
+ stand that I want to know. There is a particular reason. Am I clear? Have
+ I a certificate, or what have I to do to get one? And when will it be
+ dated? You can't think what hangs by it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the worst of all,&rdquo; said Jim, like a man in a dream,
+ &ldquo;I can't see how to tell him!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean?&rdquo; I cried, a small pang of terror at my
+ heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm afraid I sacrificed you, Loudon,&rdquo; he said, looking at me
+ pitifully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sacrificed me?&rdquo; I repeated. &ldquo;How? What do you mean by
+ sacrifice?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know it'll shock your delicate self-respect,&rdquo; he said;
+ &ldquo;but what was I to do? Things looked so bad. The receiver&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ (as usual, the name stuck in his throat, and he began afresh). &ldquo;There
+ was a lot of talk; the reporters were after me already; there was the
+ trouble and all about the Mexican business; and I got scared right out,
+ and I guess I lost my head. You weren't there, you see, and that was my
+ temptation.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I did not know how long he might thus beat about the bush with dreadful
+ hintings, and I was already beside myself with terror. What had he done? I
+ saw he had been tempted; I knew from his letters that he was in no
+ condition to resist. How had he sacrificed the absent?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jim,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;you must speak right out. I've got all
+ that I can carry.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he said&mdash;&ldquo;I know it was a liberty&mdash;I
+ made it out you were no business man, only a stone-broke painter; that
+ half the time you didn't know anything anyway, particularly money and
+ accounts. I said you never could be got to understand whose was whose. I
+ had to say that because of some entries in the books&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For God's sake,&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;put me out of this agony!
+ What did you accuse me of?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Accuse you of?&rdquo; repeated Jim. &ldquo;Of what I'm telling you.
+ And there being no deed of partnership, I made out you were only a kind of
+ clerk that I called a partner just to give you taffy; and so I got you
+ ranked a creditor on the estate for your wages and the money you had lent.
+ And&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe I reeled. &ldquo;A creditor!&rdquo; I roared; &ldquo;a creditor!
+ I'm not in the bankruptcy at all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Jim. &ldquo;I know it was a liberty&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, damn your liberty! read that,&rdquo; I cried, dashing the letter
+ before him on the table, &ldquo;and call in your wife, and be done with
+ eating this truck &ldquo;&mdash;as I spoke, I slung the cold mutton in the
+ empty grate&mdash;&ldquo;and let's all go and have a champagne supper.
+ I've dined&mdash;I'm sure I don't remember what I had; I'd dine again ten
+ scores of times upon a night like this. Read it, you blaying ass! I'm not
+ insane. Here, Mamie,&rdquo; I continued, opening the bedroom door, &ldquo;come
+ out and make it up with me, and go and kiss your husband; and I'll tell
+ you what, after the supper, let's go to some place where there's a band,
+ and I'll waltz with you till sunrise.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What does it all mean?&rdquo; cried Jim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It means we have a champagne supper to-night, and all go to Napa
+ Valley or to Monterey to-morrow,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Mamie, go and get
+ your things on; and you, Jim, sit down right where you are, take a sheet
+ of paper, and tell Franklin Dodge to go to Texas. Mamie, you were right,
+ my dear; I was rich all the time, and didn't know it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIX. TRAVELS WITH A SHYSTER.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The absorbing and disastrous adventure of the Flying Scud was now quite
+ ended; we had dashed into these deep waters and we had escaped again to
+ starve, we had been ruined and were saved, had quarrelled and made up;
+ there remained nothing but to sing Te Deum, draw a line, and begin on a
+ fresh page of my unwritten diary. I do not pretend that I recovered all I
+ had lost with Mamie; it would have been more than I had merited; and I had
+ certainly been more uncommunicative than became either the partner or the
+ friend. But she accepted the position handsomely; and during the week that
+ I now passed with them, both she and Jim had the grace to spare me
+ questions. It was to Calistoga that we went; there was some rumour of a
+ Napa land-boom at the moment, the possibility of stir attracted Jim, and
+ he informed me he would find a certain joy in looking on, much as Napoleon
+ on St. Helena took a pleasure to read military works. The field of his
+ ambition was quite closed; he was done with action; and looked forward to
+ a ranch in a mountain dingle, a patch of corn, a pair of kine, a leisurely
+ and contemplative age in the green shade of forests. &ldquo;Just let me
+ get down on my back in a hayfield,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;and you'll find
+ there's no more snap to me than that much putty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And for two days the perfervid being actually rested. The third, he was
+ observed in consultation with the local editor, and owned he was in two
+ minds about purchasing the press and paper. &ldquo;It's a kind of a hold
+ for an idle man,&rdquo; he said, pleadingly; &ldquo;and if the section was
+ to open up the way it ought to, there might be dollars in the thing.&rdquo;
+ On the fourth day he was gone till dinner-time alone; on the fifth we made
+ a long picnic drive to the fresh field of enterprise; and the sixth was
+ passed entirely in the preparation of prospectuses. The pioneer of McBride
+ City was already upright and self-reliant as of yore; the fire rekindled
+ in his eye, the ring restored to his voice; a charger sniffing battle and
+ saying ha-ha, among the spears. On the seventh morning we signed a deed of
+ partnership, for Jim would not accept a dollar of my money otherwise; and
+ having once more engaged myself&mdash;or that mortal part of me, my purse&mdash;among
+ the wheels of his machinery, I returned alone to San Francisco and took
+ quarters in the Palace Hotel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same night I had Nares to dinner. His sunburnt face, his queer and
+ personal strain of talk, recalled days that were scarce over and that
+ seemed already distant. Through the music of the band outside, and the
+ chink and clatter of the dining-room, it seemed to me as if I heard the
+ foaming of the surf and the voices of the sea-birds about Midway Island.
+ The bruises on our hands were not yet healed; and there we sat, waited on
+ by elaborate darkies, eating pompano and drinking iced champagne.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Think of our dinners on the Norah, captain, and then oblige me by
+ looking round the room for contrast.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He took the scene in slowly. &ldquo;Yes, it is like a dream,&rdquo; he
+ said: &ldquo;like as if the darkies were really about as big as dimes; and
+ a great big scuttle might open up there, and Johnson stick in a great big
+ head and shoulders, and cry, 'Eight bells!'&mdash;and the whole thing
+ vanish.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it's the other thing that has done that,&rdquo; I replied.
+ &ldquo;It's all bygone now, all dead and buried. Amen! say I.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know that, Mr. Dodd; and to tell you the fact, I don't
+ believe it,&rdquo; said Nares. &ldquo;There's more Flying Scud in the
+ oven; and the baker's name, I take it, is Bellairs. He tackled me the day
+ we came in: sort of a razee of poor old humanity&mdash;jury clothes&mdash;full
+ new suit of pimples: knew him at once from your description. I let him
+ pump me till I saw his game. He knows a good deal that we don't know, a
+ good deal that we do, and suspects the balance. There's trouble brewing
+ for somebody.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was surprised I had not thought of this before. Bellairs had been behind
+ the scenes; he had known Dickson; he knew the flight of the crew; it was
+ hardly possible but what he should suspect; it was certain if he
+ suspected, that he would seek to trade on the suspicion. And sure enough,
+ I was not yet dressed the next morning ere the lawyer was knocking at my
+ door. I let him in, for I was curious; and he, after some ambiguous
+ prolegomena, roundly proposed I should go shares with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shares in what?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you will allow me to clothe my idea in a somewhat vulgar form,&rdquo;
+ said he, &ldquo;I might ask you, did you go to Midway for your health?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know that I did,&rdquo; I replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Similarly, Mr. Dodd, you may be sure I would never have taken the
+ present step without influential grounds,&rdquo; pursued the lawyer.
+ &ldquo;Intrusion is foreign to my character. But you and I, sir, are
+ engaged on the same ends. If we can continue to work the thing in company,
+ I place at your disposal my knowledge of the law and a considerable
+ practice in delicate negotiations similar to this. Should you refuse to
+ consent, you might find in me a formidable and&rdquo;&mdash;he hesitated&mdash;&ldquo;and
+ to my own regret, perhaps a dangerous competitor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you get this by heart?&rdquo; I asked, genially.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I advise YOU to!&rdquo; he said, with a sudden sparkle of temper
+ and menace, instantly gone, instantly succeeded by fresh cringing. &ldquo;I
+ assure you, sir, I arrive in the character of a friend; and I believe you
+ underestimate my information. If I may instance an example, I am
+ acquainted to the last dime with what you made (or rather lost), and I
+ know you have since cashed a considerable draft on London.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you infer?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know where that draft came from,&rdquo; he cried, wincing back
+ like one who has greatly dared, and instantly regrets the venture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So?&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You forget I was Mr. Dickson's confidential agent,&rdquo; he
+ explained. &ldquo;You had his address, Mr. Dodd. We were the only two that
+ he communicated with in San Francisco. You see my deductions are quite
+ obvious: you see how open and frank I deal with you, as I should wish to
+ do with any gentleman with whom I was conjoined in business. You see how
+ much I know; and it can scarcely escape your strong common-sense, how much
+ better it would be if I knew all. You cannot hope to get rid of me at this
+ time of day, I have my place in the affair, I cannot be shaken off; I am,
+ if you will excuse a rather technical pleasantry, an encumbrance on the
+ estate. The actual harm I can do, I leave you to valuate for yourself. But
+ without going so far, Mr. Dodd, and without in any way inconveniencing
+ myself, I could make things very uncomfortable. For instance, Mr.
+ Pinkerton's liquidation. You and I know, sir&mdash;and you better than I&mdash;on
+ what a large fund you draw. Is Mr. Pinkerton in the thing at all? It was
+ you only who knew the address, and you were concealing it. Suppose I
+ should communicate with Mr. Pinkerton&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here!&rdquo; I interrupted, &ldquo;communicate with him (if
+ you will permit me to clothe my idea in a vulgar shape) till you are blue
+ in the face. There is only one person with whom I refuse to allow you to
+ communicate further, and that is myself. Good morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He could not conceal his rage, disappointment, and surprise; and in the
+ passage (I have no doubt) was shaken by St. Vitus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was disgusted by this interview; it struck me hard to be suspected on
+ all hands, and to hear again from this trafficker what I had heard already
+ from Jim's wife; and yet my strongest impression was different and might
+ rather be described as an impersonal fear. There was something against
+ nature in the man's craven impudence; it was as though a lamb had butted
+ me; such daring at the hands of such a dastard, implied unchangeable
+ resolve, a great pressure of necessity, and powerful means. I thought of
+ the unknown Carthew, and it sickened me to see this ferret on his trail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon inquiry I found the lawyer was but just disbarred for some
+ malpractice; and the discovery added excessively to my disquiet. Here was
+ a rascal without money or the means of making it, thrust out of the doors
+ of his own trade, publicly shamed, and doubtless in a deuce of a bad
+ temper with the universe. Here, on the other hand, was a man with a
+ secret; rich, terrified, practically in hiding; who had been willing to
+ pay ten thousand pounds for the bones of the Flying Scud. I slipped
+ insensibly into a mental alliance with the victim; the business weighed on
+ me; all day long, I was wondering how much the lawyer knew, how much he
+ guessed, and when he would open his attack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some of these problems are unsolved to this day; others were soon made
+ clear. Where he got Carthew's name is still a mystery; perhaps some sailor
+ on the Tempest, perhaps my own sea-lawyer served him for a tool; but I was
+ actually at his elbow when he learned the address. It fell so. One
+ evening, when I had an engagement and was killing time until the hour, I
+ chanced to walk in the court of the hotel while the band played. The place
+ was bright as day with the electric light; and I recognised, at some
+ distance among the loiterers, the person of Bellairs in talk with a
+ gentleman whose face appeared familiar. It was certainly some one I had
+ seen, and seen recently; but who or where, I knew not. A porter standing
+ hard by, gave me the necessary hint. The stranger was an English navy man,
+ invalided home from Honolulu, where he had left his ship; indeed, it was
+ only from the change of clothes and the effects of sickness, that I had
+ not immediately recognised my friend and correspondent, Lieutenant
+ Sebright.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The conjunction of these planets seeming ominous, I drew near; but it
+ seemed Bellairs had done his business; he vanished in the crowd, and I
+ found my officer alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you know whom you have been talking to, Mr. Sebright?&rdquo; I
+ began.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;I don't know him from Adam. Anything
+ wrong?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He is a disreputable lawyer, recently disbarred,&rdquo; said I.
+ &ldquo;I wish I had seen you in time. I trust you told him nothing about
+ Carthew?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He flushed to his ears. &ldquo;I'm awfully sorry,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;He
+ seemed civil, and I wanted to get rid of him. It was only the address he
+ asked.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you gave it?&rdquo; I cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm really awfully sorry,&rdquo; said Sebright. &ldquo;I'm afraid I
+ did.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God forgive you!&rdquo; was my only comment, and I turned my back
+ upon the blunderer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fat was in the fire now: Bellairs had the address, and I was the more
+ deceived or Carthew would have news of him. So strong was this impression,
+ and so painful, that the next morning I had the curiosity to pay the
+ lawyer's den a visit. An old woman was scrubbing the stair, and the board
+ was down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lawyer Bellairs?&rdquo; said the old woman. &ldquo;Gone East this
+ morning. There's Lawyer Dean next block up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I did not trouble Lawyer Dean, but walked slowly back to my hotel,
+ ruminating as I went. The image of the old woman washing that desecrated
+ stair had struck my fancy; it seemed that all the water-supply of the city
+ and all the soap in the State would scarce suffice to cleanse it, it had
+ been so long a clearing-house of dingy secrets and a factory of sordid
+ fraud. And now the corner was untenanted; some judge, like a careful
+ housewife, had knocked down the web, and the bloated spider was scuttling
+ elsewhere after new victims. I had of late (as I have said) insensibly
+ taken sides with Carthew; now when his enemy was at his heels, my interest
+ grew more warm; and I began to wonder if I could not help. The drama of
+ the Flying Scud was entering on a new phase. It had been singular from the
+ first: it promised an extraordinary conclusion; and I, who had paid so
+ much to learn the beginning, might pay a little more and see the end. I
+ lingered in San Francisco, indemnifying myself after the hardships of the
+ cruise, spending money, regretting it, continually promising departure for
+ the morrow. Why not go indeed, and keep a watch upon Bellairs? If I missed
+ him, there was no harm done, I was the nearer Paris. If I found and kept
+ his trail, it was hard if I could not put some stick in his machinery, and
+ at the worst I could promise myself interesting scenes and revelations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In such a mixed humour, I made up what it pleases me to call my mind, and
+ once more involved myself in the story of Carthew and the Flying Scud. The
+ same night I wrote a letter of farewell to Jim, and one of anxious warning
+ to Dr. Urquart begging him to set Carthew on his guard; the morrow saw me
+ in the ferry-boat; and ten days later, I was walking the hurricane deck on
+ the City of Denver. By that time my mind was pretty much made down again,
+ its natural condition: I told myself that I was bound for Paris or
+ Fontainebleau to resume the study of the arts; and I thought no more of
+ Carthew or Bellairs, or only to smile at my own fondness. The one I could
+ not serve, even if I wanted; the other I had no means of finding, even if
+ I could have at all influenced him after he was found.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And for all that, I was close on the heels of an absurd adventure. My
+ neighbour at table that evening was a 'Frisco man whom I knew slightly. I
+ found he had crossed the plains two days in front of me, and this was the
+ first steamer that had left New York for Europe since his arrival. Two
+ days before me meant a day before Bellairs; and dinner was scarce done
+ before I was closeted with the purser.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bellairs?&rdquo; he repeated. &ldquo;Not in the saloon, I am sure.
+ He may be in the second class. The lists are not made out, but&mdash;Hullo!
+ 'Harry D. Bellairs?' That the name? He's there right enough.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the next morning I saw him on the forward deck, sitting in a chair, a
+ book in his hand, a shabby puma skin rug about his knees: the picture of
+ respectable decay. Off and on, I kept him in my eye. He read a good deal,
+ he stood and looked upon the sea, he talked occasionally with his
+ neighbours, and once when a child fell he picked it up and soothed it. I
+ damned him in my heart; the book, which I was sure he did not read&mdash;the
+ sea, to which I was ready to take oath he was indifferent&mdash;the child,
+ whom I was certain he would as lieve have tossed overboard&mdash;all
+ seemed to me elements in a theatrical performance; and I made no doubt he
+ was already nosing after the secrets of his fellow-passengers. I took no
+ pains to conceal myself, my scorn for the creature being as strong as my
+ disgust. But he never looked my way, and it was night before I learned he
+ had observed me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was smoking by the engine-room door, for the air was a little sharp,
+ when a voice rose close beside me in the darkness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; it said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That you, Bellairs?&rdquo; I replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A single word, sir. Your presence on this ship has no connection
+ with our interview?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;You have no idea, Mr. Dodd, of
+ returning upon your determination?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;None,&rdquo; said I; and then, seeing he still lingered, I was
+ polite enough to add &ldquo;Good evening;&rdquo; at which he sighed and
+ went away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day, he was there again with the chair and the puma skin; read
+ his book and looked at the sea with the same constancy; and though there
+ was no child to be picked up, I observed him to attend repeatedly on a
+ sick woman. Nothing fosters suspicion like the act of watching; a man
+ spied upon can hardly blow his nose but we accuse him of designs; and I
+ took an early opportunity to go forward and see the woman for myself. She
+ was poor, elderly, and painfully plain; I stood abashed at the sight, felt
+ I owed Bellairs amends for the injustice of my thoughts, and seeing him
+ standing by the rail in his usual attitude of contemplation, walked up and
+ addressed him by name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You seem very fond of the sea,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I may really call it a passion, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he replied.
+ &ldquo;And the tall cataract haunted me like a passion,&rdquo; he quoted.
+ &ldquo;I never weary of the sea, sir. This is my first ocean voyage. I
+ find it a glorious experience.&rdquo; And once more my disbarred lawyer
+ dropped into poetry: &ldquo;Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean, roll!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though I had learned the piece in my reading-book at school, I came into
+ the world a little too late on the one hand&mdash;and I daresay a little
+ too early on the other&mdash;to think much of Byron; and the sonorous
+ verse, prodigiously well delivered, struck me with surprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are fond of poetry, too?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am a great reader,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;At one time I had
+ begun to amass quite a small but well selected library; and when that was
+ scattered, I still managed to preserve a few volumes&mdash;chiefly of
+ pieces designed for recitation&mdash;which have been my travelling
+ companions.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that one of them?&rdquo; I asked, pointing to the volume in his
+ hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; he replied, showing me a translation of the <i>Sorrows
+ of Werther</i>, &ldquo;that is a novel I picked up some time ago. It has
+ afforded me great pleasure, though immoral.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, immoral!&rdquo; cried I, indignant as usual at any complication
+ of art and ethics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Surely you cannot deny that, sir&mdash;if you know the book,&rdquo;
+ he said. &ldquo;The passion is illicit, although certainly drawn with a
+ good deal of pathos. It is not a work one could possibly put into the
+ hands of a lady; which is to be regretted on all accounts, for I do not
+ know how it may strike you; but it seems to me&mdash;as a depiction, if I
+ make myself clear&mdash;to rise high above its compeers&mdash;even famous
+ compeers. Even in Scott, Dickens, Thackeray, or Hawthorne, the sentiment
+ of love appears to me to be frequently done less justice to.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are expressing a very general opinion,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that so, indeed, sir?&rdquo; he exclaimed, with unmistakable
+ excitement. &ldquo;Is the book well known? and who was GO-EATH? I am
+ interested in that, because upon the title-page the usual initials are
+ omitted, and it runs simply 'by GO-EATH.' Was he an author of distinction?
+ Has he written other works?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such was our first interview, the first of many; and in all he showed the
+ same attractive qualities and defects. His taste for literature was native
+ and unaffected; his sentimentality, although extreme and a thought
+ ridiculous, was plainly genuine. I wondered at my own innocent wonder. I
+ knew that Homer nodded, that Caesar had compiled a jest-book, that Turner
+ lived by preference the life of Puggy Booth, that Shelley made paper
+ boats, and Wordsworth wore green spectacles! and with all this mass of
+ evidence before me, I had expected Bellairs to be entirely of one piece,
+ subdued to what he worked in, a spy all through. As I abominated the man's
+ trade, so I had expected to detest the man himself; and behold, I liked
+ him. Poor devil! he was essentially a man on wires, all sensibility and
+ tremor, brimful of a cheap poetry, not without parts, quite without
+ courage. His boldness was despair; the gulf behind him thrust him on; he
+ was one of those who might commit a murder rather than confess the theft
+ of a postage-stamp. I was sure that his coming interview with Carthew rode
+ his imagination like a nightmare; when the thought crossed his mind, I
+ used to think I knew of it, and that the qualm appeared in his face
+ visibly. Yet he would never flinch: necessity stalking at his back, famine
+ (his old pursuer) talking in his ear; and I used to wonder whether I most
+ admired, or most despised, this quivering heroism for evil. The image that
+ occurred to me after his visit was just; I had been butted by a lamb; and
+ the phase of life that I was now studying might be called the Revolt of a
+ Sheep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It could be said of him that he had learned in sorrow what he taught in
+ song&mdash;or wrong; and his life was that of one of his victims. He was
+ born in the back parts of the State of New York; his father a farmer, who
+ became subsequently bankrupt and went West. The lawyer and money-lender
+ who had ruined this poor family seems to have conceived in the end a
+ feeling of remorse; he turned the father out indeed, but he offered, in
+ compensation, to charge himself with one of the sons: and Harry, the fifth
+ child and already sickly, was chosen to be left behind. He made himself
+ useful in the office; picked up the scattered rudiments of an education;
+ read right and left; attended and debated at the Young Men's Christian
+ Association; and in all his early years, was the model for a good
+ story-book. His landlady's daughter was his bane. He showed me her
+ photograph; she was a big, handsome, dashing, dressy, vulgar hussy,
+ without character, without tenderness, without mind, and (as the result
+ proved) without virtue. The sickly and timid boy was in the house; he was
+ handy; when she was otherwise unoccupied, she used and played with him:
+ Romeo and Cressida; till in that dreary life of a poor boy in a country
+ town, she grew to be the light of his days and the subject of his dreams.
+ He worked hard, like Jacob, for a wife; he surpassed his patron in sharp
+ practice; he was made head clerk; and the same night, encouraged by a
+ hundred freedoms, depressed by the sense of his youth and his infirmities,
+ he offered marriage and was received with laughter. Not a year had passed,
+ before his master, conscious of growing infirmities, took him for a
+ partner; he proposed again; he was accepted; led two years of troubled
+ married life; and awoke one morning to find his wife had run away with a
+ dashing drummer, and had left him heavily in debt. The debt, and not the
+ drummer, was supposed to be the cause of the hegira; she had concealed her
+ liabilities, they were on the point of bursting forth, she was weary of
+ Bellairs; and she took the drummer as she might have taken a cab. The blow
+ disabled her husband, his partner was dead; he was now alone in the
+ business, for which he was no longer fit; the debts hampered him;
+ bankruptcy followed; and he fled from city to city, falling daily into
+ lower practice. It is to be considered that he had been taught, and had
+ learned as a delightful duty, a kind of business whose highest merit is to
+ escape the commentaries of the bench: that of the usurious lawyer in a
+ county town. With this training, he was now shot, a penniless stranger,
+ into the deeper gulfs of cities; and the result is scarce a thing to be
+ surprised at.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you heard of your wife again?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He displayed a pitiful agitation. &ldquo;I am afraid you will think ill of
+ me,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you taken her back?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, sir. I trust I have too much self-respect,&rdquo; he answered,
+ &ldquo;and, at least, I was never tempted. She won't come, she dislikes,
+ she seems to have conceived a positive distaste for me, and yet I was
+ considered an indulgent husband.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are still in relations, then?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I place myself in your hands, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;The
+ world is very hard; I have found it bitter hard myself&mdash;bitter hard
+ to live. How much worse for a woman, and one who has placed herself (by
+ her own misconduct, I am far from denying that) in so unfortunate a
+ position!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In short, you support her?&rdquo; I suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I cannot deny it. I practically do,&rdquo; he admitted. &ldquo;It
+ has been a mill-stone round my neck. But I think she is grateful. You can
+ see for yourself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He handed me a letter in a sprawling, ignorant hand, but written with
+ violet ink on fine, pink paper with a monogram. It was very foolishly
+ expressed, and I thought (except for a few obvious cajoleries) very
+ heartless and greedy in meaning. The writer said she had been sick, which
+ I disbelieved; declared the last remittance was all gone in doctor's
+ bills, for which I took the liberty of substituting dress, drink, and
+ monograms; and prayed for an increase, which I could only hope had been
+ denied her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think she is really grateful?&rdquo; he asked, with some
+ eagerness, as I returned it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I daresay,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Has she any claim on you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O no, sir. I divorced her,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I have a very
+ strong sense of self-respect in such matters, and I divorced her
+ immediately.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What sort of life is she leading now?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will not deceive you, Mr. Dodd. I do not know, I make a point of
+ not knowing; it appears more dignified. I have been very harshly
+ criticised,&rdquo; he added, sighing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will be seen that I had fallen into an ignominious intimacy with the
+ man I had gone out to thwart. My pity for the creature, his admiration for
+ myself, his pleasure in my society, which was clearly unassumed, were the
+ bonds with which I was fettered; perhaps I should add, in honesty, my own
+ ill-regulated interest in the phases of life and human character. The fact
+ is (at least) that we spent hours together daily, and that I was nearly as
+ much on the forward deck as in the saloon. Yet all the while I could never
+ forget he was a shabby trickster, embarked that very moment in a dirty
+ enterprise. I used to tell myself at first that our acquaintance was a
+ stroke of art, and that I was somehow fortifying Carthew. I told myself, I
+ say; but I was no such fool as to believe it, even then. In these
+ circumstances I displayed the two chief qualities of my character on the
+ largest scale&mdash;my helplessness and my instinctive love of
+ procrastination&mdash;and fell upon a course of action so ridiculous that
+ I blush when I recall it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We reached Liverpool one forenoon, the rain falling thickly and
+ insidiously on the filthy town. I had no plans, beyond a sensible
+ unwillingness to let my rascal escape; and I ended by going to the same
+ inn with him, dining with him, walking with him in the wet streets, and
+ hearing with him in a penny gaff that venerable piece, <i>The
+ Ticket-of-Leave Man</i>. It was one of his first visits to a theatre,
+ against which places of entertainment he had a strong prejudice; and his
+ innocent, pompous talk, innocent old quotations, and innocent reverence
+ for the character of Hawkshaw delighted me beyond relief. In charity to
+ myself, I dwell upon and perhaps exaggerate my pleasures. I have need of
+ all conceivable excuses, when I confess that I went to bed without one
+ word upon the matter of Carthew, but not without having covenanted with my
+ rascal for a visit to Chester the next day. At Chester we did the
+ Cathedral, walked on the walls, discussed Shakespeare and the musical
+ glasses&mdash;and made a fresh engagement for the morrow. I do not know,
+ and I am glad to have forgotten, how long these travels were continued. We
+ visited at least, by singular zigzags, Stratford, Warwick, Coventry,
+ Gloucester, Bristol, Bath, and Wells. At each stage we spoke dutifully of
+ the scene and its associations; I sketched, the Shyster spouted poetry and
+ copied epitaphs. Who could doubt we were the usual Americans, travelling
+ with a design of self-improvement? Who was to guess that one was a
+ blackmailer, trembling to approach the scene of action&mdash;the other a
+ helpless, amateur detective, waiting on events?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is unnecessary to remark that none occurred, or none the least suitable
+ with my design of protecting Carthew. Two trifles, indeed, completed
+ though they scarcely changed my conception of the Shyster. The first was
+ observed in Gloucester, where we spent Sunday, and I proposed we should
+ hear service in the cathedral. To my surprise, the creature had an ISM of
+ his own, to which he was loyal; and he left me to go alone to the
+ cathedral&mdash;or perhaps not to go at all&mdash;and stole off down a
+ deserted alley to some Bethel or Ebenezer of the proper shade. When we met
+ again at lunch, I rallied him, and he grew restive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You need employ no circumlocutions with me, Mr. Dodd,&rdquo; he
+ said suddenly. &ldquo;You regard my behaviour from an unfavourable point
+ of view: you regard me, I much fear, as hypocritical.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was somewhat confused by the attack. &ldquo;You know what I think of
+ your trade,&rdquo; I replied, lamely and coarsely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Excuse me, if I seem to press the subject,&rdquo; he continued,
+ &ldquo;but if you think my life erroneous, would you have me neglect the
+ means of grace? Because you consider me in the wrong on one point, would
+ you have me place myself on the wrong in all? Surely, sir, the church is
+ for the sinner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you ask a blessing on your present enterprise?&rdquo; I
+ sneered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had a bad attack of St. Vitus, his face was changed, and his eyes
+ flashed. &ldquo;I will tell you what I did!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;I
+ prayed for an unfortunate man and a wretched woman whom he tries to
+ support.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot pretend that I found any repartee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The second incident was at Bristol, where I lost sight of my gentleman
+ some hours. From this eclipse, he returned to me with thick speech,
+ wandering footsteps, and a back all whitened with plaster. I had half
+ expected, yet I could have wept to see it. All disabilities were piled on
+ that weak back&mdash;domestic misfortune, nervous disease, a displeasing
+ exterior, empty pockets, and the slavery of vice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will never deny that our prolonged conjunction was the result of double
+ cowardice. Each was afraid to leave the other, each was afraid to speak,
+ or knew not what to say. Save for my ill-judged allusion at Gloucester,
+ the subject uppermost in both our minds was buried. Carthew,
+ Stallbridge-le-Carthew, Stallbridge-Minster&mdash;which we had long since
+ (and severally) identified to be the nearest station&mdash;even the name
+ of Dorsetshire was studiously avoided. And yet we were making progress all
+ the time, tacking across broad England like an unweatherly vessel on a
+ wind; approaching our destination, not openly, but by a sort of flying
+ sap. And at length, I can scarce tell how, we were set down by a dilatory
+ butt-end of local train on the untenanted platform of Stallbridge-Minster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The town was ancient and compact: a domino of tiled houses and walled
+ gardens, dwarfed by the disproportionate bigness of the church. From the
+ midst of the thoroughfare which divided it in half, fields and trees were
+ visible at either end; and through the sally-port of every street, there
+ flowed in from the country a silent invasion of green grass. Bees and
+ birds appeared to make the majority of the inhabitants; every garden had
+ its row of hives, the eaves of every house were plastered with the nests
+ of swallows, and the pinnacles of the church were flickered about all day
+ long by a multitude of wings. The town was of Roman foundation; and as I
+ looked out that afternoon from the low windows of the inn, I should scarce
+ have been surprised to see a centurion coming up the street with a fatigue
+ draft of legionaries. In short, Stallbridge-Minster was one of those towns
+ which appear to be maintained by England for the instruction and delight
+ of the American rambler; to which he seems guided by an instinct not less
+ surprising than the setter's; and which he visits and quits with equal
+ enthusiasm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was not at all in the humour of the tourist. I had wasted weeks of time
+ and accomplished nothing; we were on the eve of the engagement, and I had
+ neither plans nor allies. I had thrust myself into the trade of private
+ providence and amateur detective; I was spending money and I was reaping
+ disgrace. All the time, I kept telling myself that I must at least speak;
+ that this ignominious silence should have been broken long ago, and must
+ be broken now. I should have broken it when he first proposed to come to
+ Stallbridge-Minster; I should have broken it in the train; I should break
+ it there and then, on the inn doorstep, as the omnibus rolled off. I
+ turned toward him at the thought; he seemed to wince, the words died on my
+ lips, and I proposed instead that we should visit the Minster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While we were engaged upon this duty, it came on to rain in a manner
+ worthy of the tropics. The vault reverberated; every gargoyle instantly
+ poured its full discharge; we waded back to the inn, ankle-deep in
+ impromptu brooks; and the rest of the afternoon sat weatherbound,
+ hearkening to the sonorous deluge. For two hours I talked of indifferent
+ matters, laboriously feeding the conversation; for two hours my mind was
+ quite made up to do my duty instantly&mdash;and at each particular instant
+ I postponed it till the next. To screw up my faltering courage, I called
+ at dinner for some sparkling wine. It proved when it came to be
+ detestable; I could not put it to my lips; and Bellairs, who had as much
+ palate as a weevil, was left to finish it himself. Doubtless the wine
+ flushed him; doubtless he may have observed my embarrassment of the
+ afternoon; doubtless he was conscious that we were approaching a crisis,
+ and that that evening, if I did not join with him, I must declare myself
+ an open enemy. At least he fled. Dinner was done; this was the time when I
+ had bound myself to break my silence; no more delays were to be allowed,
+ no more excuses received. I went upstairs after some tobacco; which I felt
+ to be a mere necessity in the circumstances; and when I returned, the man
+ was gone. The waiter told me he had left the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rain still plumped, like a vast shower-bath, over the deserted town.
+ The night was dark and windless: the street lit glimmeringly from end to
+ end, lamps, house windows, and the reflections in the rain-pools all
+ contributing. From a public-house on the other side of the way, I heard a
+ harp twang and a doleful voice upraised in the &ldquo;Larboard Watch,&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;The Anchor's Weighed,&rdquo; and other naval ditties. Where had my
+ Shyster wandered? In all likelihood to that lyrical tavern; there was no
+ choice of diversion; in comparison with Stallbridge-Minster on a rainy
+ night, a sheepfold would seem gay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Again I passed in review the points of my interview, on which I was always
+ constantly resolved so long as my adversary was absent from the scene: and
+ again they struck me as inadequate. From this dispiriting exercise I
+ turned to the native amusements of the inn coffee-room, and studied for
+ some time the mezzotints that frowned upon the wall. The railway guide,
+ after showing me how soon I could leave Stallbridge and how quickly I
+ could reach Paris, failed to hold my attention. An illustrated
+ advertisement book of hotels brought me very low indeed; and when it came
+ to the local paper, I could have wept. At this point, I found a passing
+ solace in a copy of Whittaker's Almanac, and obtained in fifty minutes
+ more information than I have yet been able to use.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then a fresh apprehension assailed me. Suppose Bellairs had given me the
+ slip? suppose he was now rolling on the road to Stallbridge-le-Carthew? or
+ perhaps there already and laying before a very white-faced auditor his
+ threats and propositions? A hasty person might have instantly pursued.
+ Whatever I am, I am not hasty, and I was aware of three grave objections.
+ In the first place, I could not be certain that Bellairs was gone. In the
+ second, I had no taste whatever for a long drive at that hour of the night
+ and in so merciless a rain. In the third, I had no idea how I was to get
+ admitted if I went, and no idea what I should say if I got admitted.
+ &ldquo;In short,&rdquo; I concluded, &ldquo;the whole situation is the
+ merest farce. You have thrust yourself in where you had no business and
+ have no power. You would be quite as useful in San Francisco; far happier
+ in Paris; and being (by the wrath of God) at Stallbridge-Minster, the
+ wisest thing is to go quietly to bed.&rdquo; On the way to my room, I saw
+ (in a flash) that which I ought to have done long ago, and which it was
+ now too late to think of&mdash;written to Carthew, I mean, detailing the
+ facts and describing Bellairs, letting him defend himself if he were able,
+ and giving him time to flee if he were not. It was the last blow to my
+ self-respect; and I flung myself into my bed with contumely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have no guess what hour it was, when I was wakened by the entrance of
+ Bellairs carrying a candle. He had been drunk, for he was bedaubed with
+ mire from head to foot; but he was now sober and under the empire of some
+ violent emotion which he controlled with difficulty. He trembled visibly;
+ and more than once, during the interview which followed, tears suddenly
+ and silently overflowed his cheeks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have to ask your pardon, sir, for this untimely visit,&rdquo; he
+ said. &ldquo;I make no defence, I have no excuse, I have disgraced myself,
+ I am properly punished; I appear before you to appeal to you in mercy for
+ the most trifling aid or, God help me! I fear I may go mad.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What on earth is wrong?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have been robbed,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I have no defence to
+ offer; it was of my own fault, I am properly punished.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, gracious goodness me!&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;who is there to
+ rob you in a place like this?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can form no opinion,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I have no idea. I
+ was lying in a ditch inanimate. This is a degrading confession, sir; I can
+ only say in self-defence that perhaps (in your good nature) you have made
+ yourself partly responsible for my shame. I am not used to these rich
+ wines.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In what form was your money? Perhaps it may be traced,&rdquo; I
+ suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was in English sovereigns. I changed it in New York; I got very
+ good exchange,&rdquo; he said, and then, with a momentary outbreak,
+ &ldquo;God in heaven, how I toiled for it!&rdquo; he cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That doesn't sound encouraging,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;It may be
+ worth while to apply to the police, but it doesn't sound a hopeful case.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I have no hope in that direction,&rdquo; said Bellairs. &ldquo;My
+ hopes, Mr. Dodd, are all fixed upon yourself. I could easily convince you
+ that a small, a very small advance, would be in the nature of an excellent
+ investment; but I prefer to rely on your humanity. Our acquaintance began
+ on an unusual footing; but you have now known me for some time, we have
+ been some time&mdash;I was going to say we had been almost intimate. Under
+ the impulse of instinctive sympathy, I have bared my heart to you, Mr.
+ Dodd, as I have done to few; and I believe&mdash;I trust&mdash;I may say
+ that I feel sure&mdash;you heard me with a kindly sentiment. This is what
+ brings me to your side at this most inexcusable hour. But put yourself in
+ my place&mdash;how could I sleep&mdash;how could I dream of sleeping, in
+ this blackness of remorse and despair? There was a friend at hand&mdash;so
+ I ventured to think of you; it was instinctive; I fled to your side, as
+ the drowning man clutches at a straw. These expressions are not
+ exaggerated, they scarcely serve to express the agitation of my mind. And
+ think, sir, how easily you can restore me to hope and, I may say, to
+ reason. A small loan, which shall be faithfully repaid. Five hundred
+ dollars would be ample.&rdquo; He watched me with burning eyes. &ldquo;Four
+ hundred would do. I believe, Mr. Dodd, that I could manage with economy on
+ two.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And then you will repay me out of Carthew's pocket?&rdquo; I said.
+ &ldquo;I am much obliged. But I will tell you what I will do: I will see
+ you on board a steamer, pay your fare through to San Francisco, and place
+ fifty dollars in the purser's hands, to be given you in New York.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He drank in my words; his face represented an ecstasy of cunning thought.
+ I could read there, plain as print, that he but thought to overreach me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what am I to do in 'Frisco?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;I am
+ disbarred, I have no trade, I cannot dig, to beg&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; he
+ paused in the citation. &ldquo;And you know that I am not alone,&rdquo; he
+ added, &ldquo;others depend upon me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will write to Pinkerton,&rdquo; I returned. &ldquo;I feel sure he
+ can help you to some employment, and in the meantime, and for three months
+ after your arrival, he shall pay to yourself personally, on the first and
+ the fifteenth, twenty-five dollars.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Dodd, I scarce believe you can be serious in this offer,&rdquo;
+ he replied. &ldquo;Have you forgotten the circumstances of the case? Do
+ you know these people are the magnates of the section? They were spoken of
+ to-night in the saloon; their wealth must amount to many millions of
+ dollars in real estate alone; their house is one of the sights of the
+ locality, and you offer me a bribe of a few hundred!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I offer you no bribe, Mr. Bellairs, I give you alms,&rdquo; I
+ returned. &ldquo;I will do nothing to forward you in your hateful
+ business; yet I would not willingly have you starve.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Give me a hundred dollars then, and be done with it,&rdquo; he
+ cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will do what I have said, and neither more nor less,&rdquo; said
+ I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take care,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;You are playing a fool's game;
+ you are making an enemy for nothing; you will gain nothing by this, I warn
+ you of it!&rdquo; And then with one of his changes, &ldquo;Seventy dollars&mdash;only
+ seventy&mdash;in mercy, Mr. Dodd, in common charity. Don't dash the bowl
+ from my lips! You have a kindly heart. Think of my position, remember my
+ unhappy wife.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You should have thought of her before,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I have
+ made my offer, and I wish to sleep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that your last word, sir? Pray consider; pray weigh both sides:
+ my misery, your own danger. I warn you&mdash;I beseech you; measure it
+ well before you answer,&rdquo; so he half pleaded, half threatened me,
+ with clasped hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My first word, and my last,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The change upon the man was shocking. In the storm of anger that now shook
+ him, the lees of his intoxication rose again to the surface; his face was
+ deformed, his words insane with fury; his pantomime excessive in itself,
+ was distorted by an access of St. Vitus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You will perhaps allow me to inform you of my cold opinion,&rdquo;
+ he began, apparently self-possessed, truly bursting with rage: &ldquo;when
+ I am a glorified saint, I shall see you howling for a drop of water and
+ exult to see you. That your last word! Take it in your face, you spy, you
+ false friend, you fat hypocrite! I defy, I defy and despise and spit upon
+ you! I'm on the trail, his trail or yours, I smell blood, I'll follow it
+ on my hands and knees, I'll starve to follow it! I'll hunt you down, hunt
+ you, hunt you down! If I were strong, I'd tear your vitals out, here in
+ this room&mdash;tear them out&mdash;I'd tear them out! Damn, damn, damn!
+ You think me weak! I can bite, bite to the blood, bite you, hurt you,
+ disgrace you ...&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was thus incoherently raging, when the scene was interrupted by the
+ arrival of the landlord and inn servants in various degrees of deshabille,
+ and to them I gave my temporary lunatic in charge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take him to his room,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;he's only drunk.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These were my words; but I knew better. After all my study of Mr.
+ Bellairs, one discovery had been reserved for the last moment: that of his
+ latent and essential madness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XX. STALLBRIDGE-LE-CARTHEW.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Long before I was awake, the shyster had disappeared, leaving his bill
+ unpaid. I did not need to inquire where he was gone, I knew too well, I
+ knew there was nothing left me but to follow; and about ten in the
+ morning, set forth in a gig for Stallbridge-le-Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The road, for the first quarter of the way, deserts the valley of the
+ river, and crosses the summit of a chalk-down, grazed over by flocks of
+ sheep and haunted by innumerable larks. It was a pleasant but a vacant
+ scene, arousing but not holding the attention; and my mind returned to the
+ violent passage of the night before. My thought of the man I was pursuing
+ had been greatly changed. I conceived of him, somewhere in front of me,
+ upon his dangerous errand, not to be turned aside, not to be stopped, by
+ either fear or reason. I had called him a ferret; I conceived him now as a
+ mad dog. Methought he would run, not walk; methought, as he ran, that he
+ would bark and froth at the lips; methought, if the great wall of China
+ were to rise across his path, he would attack it with his nails.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently the road left the down, returned by a precipitous descent into
+ the valley of the Stall, and ran thenceforward among enclosed fields and
+ under the continuous shade of trees. I was told we had now entered on the
+ Carthew property. By and by, a battlemented wall appeared on the left
+ hand, and a little after I had my first glimpse of the mansion. It stood
+ in a hollow of a bosky park, crowded to a degree that surprised and even
+ displeased me, with huge timber and dense shrubberies of laurel and
+ rhododendron. Even from this low station and the thronging neighbourhood
+ of the trees, the pile rose conspicuous like a cathedral. Behind, as we
+ continued to skirt the park wall, I began to make out a straggling town of
+ offices which became conjoined to the rear with those of the home farm. On
+ the left was an ornamental water sailed in by many swans. On the right
+ extended a flower garden, laid in the old manner, and at this season of
+ the year, as brilliant as stained glass. The front of the house presented
+ a facade of more than sixty windows, surmounted by a formal pediment and
+ raised upon a terrace. A wide avenue, part in gravel, part in turf, and
+ bordered by triple alleys, ran to the great double gateways. It was
+ impossible to look without surprise on a place that had been prepared
+ through so many generations, had cost so many tons of minted gold, and was
+ maintained in order by so great a company of emulous servants. And yet of
+ these there was no sign but the perfection of their work. The whole domain
+ was drawn to the line and weeded like the front plot of some suburban
+ amateur; and I looked in vain for any belated gardener, and listened in
+ vain for any sounds of labour. Some lowing of cattle and much calling of
+ birds alone disturbed the stillness, and even the little hamlet, which
+ clustered at the gates, appeared to hold its breath in awe of its great
+ neighbour, like a troop of children who should have strayed into a king's
+ anteroom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Carthew Arms, the small but very comfortable inn, was a mere appendage
+ and outpost of the family whose name it bore. Engraved portraits of
+ by-gone Carthews adorned the walls; Fielding Carthew, Recorder of the city
+ of London; Major-General John Carthew in uniform, commanding some military
+ operations; the Right Honourable Bailley Carthew, Member of Parliament for
+ Stallbridge, standing by a table and brandishing a document; Singleton
+ Carthew, Esquire, represented in the foreground of a herd of cattle&mdash;doubtless
+ at the desire of his tenantry, who had made him a compliment of this work
+ of art; and the Venerable Archdeacon Carthew, D.D., LL.D., A.M., laying
+ his hand on the head of a little child in a manner highly frigid and
+ ridiculous. So far as my memory serves me, there were no other pictures in
+ this exclusive hostelry; and I was not surprised to learn that the
+ landlord was an ex-butler, the landlady an ex-lady's-maid, from the great
+ house; and that the bar-parlour was a sort of perquisite of former
+ servants.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To an American, the sense of the domination of this family over so
+ considerable a tract of earth was even oppressive; and as I considered
+ their simple annals, gathered from the legends of the engravings, surprise
+ began to mingle with my disgust. &ldquo;Mr. Recorder&rdquo; doubtless
+ occupies an honourable post; but I thought that, in the course of so many
+ generations, one Carthew might have clambered higher. The soldier had
+ stuck at Major-General; the churchman bloomed unremarked in an
+ archidiaconate; and though the Right Honourable Bailley seemed to have
+ sneaked into the privy council, I have still to learn what he did when he
+ had got there. Such vast means, so long a start, and such a modest
+ standard of achievement, struck in me a strong sense of the dulness of
+ that race.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I found that to come to the hamlet and not visit the Hall, would be
+ regarded as a slight. To feed the swans, to see the peacocks and the
+ Raphaels&mdash;for these commonplace people actually possessed two
+ Raphaels&mdash;to risk life and limb among a famous breed of cattle called
+ the Carthew Chillinghams, and to do homage to the sire (still living) of
+ Donibristle, a renowned winner of the oaks: these, it seemed, were the
+ inevitable stations of the pilgrimage. I was not so foolish as to resist,
+ for I might have need before I was done of general good-will; and two
+ pieces of news fell in which changed my resignation to alacrity. It
+ appeared in the first place, that Mr. Norris was from home &ldquo;travelling
+ &ldquo;; in the second, that a visitor had been before me and already made
+ the tour of the Carthew curiosities. I thought I knew who this must be; I
+ was anxious to learn what he had done and seen; and fortune so far
+ favoured me that the under-gardener singled out to be my guide had already
+ performed the same function for my predecessor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;an American gentleman right
+ enough. At least, I don't think he was quite a gentleman, but a very civil
+ person.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The person, it seems, had been civil enough to be delighted with the
+ Carthew Chillinghams, to perform the whole pilgrimage with rising
+ admiration, and to have almost prostrated himself before the shrine of
+ Donibristle's sire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He told me, sir,&rdquo; continued the gratified under-gardener,
+ &ldquo;that he had often read of the 'stately 'omes of England,' but ours
+ was the first he had the chance to see. When he came to the 'ead of the
+ long alley, he fetched his breath. 'This is indeed a lordly domain!' he
+ cries. And it was natural he should be interested in the place, for it
+ seems Mr. Carthew had been kind to him in the States. In fact, he seemed a
+ grateful kind of person, and wonderful taken up with flowers.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I heard this story with amazement. The phrases quoted told their own tale;
+ they were plainly from the shyster's mint. A few hours back I had seen him
+ a mere bedlamite and fit for a strait-waistcoat; he was penniless in a
+ strange country; it was highly probable he had gone without breakfast; the
+ absence of Norris must have been a crushing blow; the man (by all reason)
+ should have been despairing. And now I heard of him, clothed and in his
+ right mind, deliberate, insinuating, admiring vistas, smelling flowers,
+ and talking like a book. The strength of character implied amazed and
+ daunted me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is curious,&rdquo; I said to the under-gardener. &ldquo;I have
+ had the pleasure of some acquaintance with Mr. Carthew myself; and I
+ believe none of our western friends ever were in England. Who can this
+ person be? He couldn't&mdash;no, that's impossible, he could never have
+ had the impudence. His name was not Bellairs?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't 'ear the name, sir. Do you know anything against him?&rdquo;
+ cried my guide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;he is certainly not the person Carthew
+ would like to have here in his absence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good gracious me!&rdquo; exclaimed the gardener. &ldquo;He was so
+ pleasant spoken, too; I thought he was some form of a schoolmaster.
+ Perhaps, sir, you wouldn't mind going right up to Mr. Denman? I
+ recommended him to Mr. Denman, when he had done the grounds. Mr. Denman is
+ our butler, sir,&rdquo; he added.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The proposal was welcome, particularly as affording me a graceful retreat
+ from the neighbourhood of the Carthew Chillinghams; and, giving up our
+ projected circuit, we took a short cut through the shrubbery and across
+ the bowling green to the back quarters of the Hall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The bowling green was surrounded by a great hedge of yew, and entered by
+ an archway in the quick. As we were issuing from this passage, my
+ conductor arrested me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Honourable Lady Ann Carthew,&rdquo; he said, in an august
+ whisper. And looking over his shoulder, I was aware of an old lady with a
+ stick, hobbling somewhat briskly along the garden path. She must have been
+ extremely handsome in her youth; and even the limp with which she walked
+ could not deprive her of an unusual and almost menacing dignity of
+ bearing. Melancholy was impressed besides on every feature, and her eyes,
+ as she looked straight before her, seemed to contemplate misfortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She seems sad,&rdquo; said I, when she had hobbled past and we had
+ resumed our walk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She enjoy rather poor spirits, sir,&rdquo; responded the
+ under-gardener. &ldquo;Mr. Carthew&mdash;the old gentleman, I mean&mdash;died
+ less than a year ago; Lord Tillibody, her ladyship's brother, two months
+ after; and then there was the sad business about the young gentleman.
+ Killed in the 'unting-field, sir; and her ladyship's favourite. The
+ present Mr. Norris has never been so equally.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I have understood,&rdquo; said I, persistently, and (I think)
+ gracefully pursuing my inquiries and fortifying my position as a family
+ friend. &ldquo;Dear, dear, how sad! And has this change&mdash;poor
+ Carthew's return, and all&mdash;has this not mended matters?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, no, sir, not a sign of it,&rdquo; was the reply. &ldquo;Worse,
+ we think, than ever.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dear, dear!&rdquo; said I again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When Mr. Norris arrived, she DID seem glad to see him,&rdquo; he
+ pursued; &ldquo;and we were all pleased, I'm sure; for no one knows the
+ young gentleman but what likes him. Ah, sir, it didn't last long! That
+ very night they had a talk, and fell out or something; her ladyship took
+ on most painful; it was like old days, but worse. And the next morning Mr.
+ Norris was off again upon his travels. 'Denman,' he said to Mr. Denman,
+ 'Denman, I'll never come back,' he said, and shook him by the 'and. I
+ wouldn't be saying all this to a stranger, sir,&rdquo; added my informant,
+ overcome with a sudden fear lest he had gone too far.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had indeed told me much, and much that was unsuspected by himself. On
+ that stormy night of his return, Carthew had told his story; the old lady
+ had more upon her mind than mere bereavements; and among the mental
+ pictures on which she looked, as she walked staring down the path, was one
+ of Midway Island and the Flying Scud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Denman heard my inquiries with discomposure, but informed me the
+ shyster was already gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gone?&rdquo; cried I. &ldquo;Then what can he have come for? One
+ thing I can tell you, it was not to see the house.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see it could have been anything else,&rdquo; replied the
+ butler.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You may depend upon it it was,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;And whatever
+ it was, he has got it. By the way, where is Mr. Carthew at present? I was
+ sorry to find he was from home.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He is engaged in travelling, sir,&rdquo; replied the butler, dryly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, bravo!&rdquo; cried I. &ldquo;I laid a trap for you there, Mr.
+ Denman. Now I need not ask you; I am sure you did not tell this prying
+ stranger.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To be sure not, sir,&rdquo; said the butler.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I went through the form of &ldquo;shaking him by the 'and&rdquo;&mdash;like
+ Mr. Norris&mdash;not, however, with genuine enthusiasm. For I had failed
+ ingloriously to get the address for myself; and I felt a sure conviction
+ that Bellairs had done better, or he had still been here and still
+ cultivating Mr. Denman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had escaped the grounds and the cattle; I could not escape the house. A
+ lady with silver hair, a slender silver voice, and a stream of
+ insignificant information not to be diverted, led me through the picture
+ gallery, the music-room, the great dining-room, the long drawing-room, the
+ Indian room, the theatre, and every corner (as I thought) of that
+ interminable mansion. There was but one place reserved; the garden-room,
+ whither Lady Ann had now retired. I paused a moment on the outside of the
+ door, and smiled to myself. The situation was indeed strange, and these
+ thin boards divided the secret of the Flying Scud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the while, as I went to and fro, I was considering the visit and
+ departure of Bellairs. That he had got the address, I was quite certain:
+ that he had not got it by direct questioning, I was convinced; some
+ ingenuity, some lucky accident, had served him. A similar chance, an equal
+ ingenuity, was required; or I was left helpless, the ferret must run down
+ his prey, the great oaks fall, the Raphaels be scattered, the house let to
+ some stockbroker suddenly made rich, and the name which now filled the
+ mouths of five or six parishes dwindle to a memory. Strange that such
+ great matters, so old a mansion, a family so ancient and so dull, should
+ come to depend for perpetuity upon the intelligence, the discretion, and
+ the cunning of a Latin-Quarter student! What Bellairs had done, I must do
+ likewise. Chance or ingenuity, ingenuity or chance&mdash;so I continued to
+ ring the changes as I walked down the avenue, casting back occasional
+ glances at the red brick facade and the twinkling windows of the house.
+ How was I to command chance? where was I to find the ingenuity?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These reflections brought me to the door of the inn. And here, pursuant to
+ my policy of keeping well with all men, I immediately smoothed my brow,
+ and accepted (being the only guest in the house) an invitation to dine
+ with the family in the bar-parlour. I sat down accordingly with Mr. Higgs
+ the ex-butler, Mrs. Higgs the ex-lady's-maid, and Miss Agnes Higgs their
+ frowsy-headed little girl, the least promising and (as the event showed)
+ the most useful of the lot. The talk ran endlessly on the great house and
+ the great family; the roast beef, the Yorkshire pudding, the jam-roll, and
+ the cheddar cheese came and went, and still the stream flowed on; near
+ four generations of Carthews were touched upon without eliciting one point
+ of interest; and we had killed Mr. Henry in &ldquo;the 'unting-field,&rdquo;
+ with a vast elaboration of painful circumstance, and buried him in the
+ midst of a whole sorrowing county, before I could so much as manage to
+ bring upon the stage my intimate friend, Mr. Norris. At the name, the
+ ex-butler grew diplomatic, and the ex-lady's-maid tender. He was the only
+ person of the whole featureless series who seemed to have accomplished
+ anything worth mention; and his achievements, poor dog, seemed to have
+ been confined to going to the devil and leaving some regrets. He had been
+ the image of the Right Honourable Bailley, one of the lights of that dim
+ house, and a career of distinction had been predicted of him in
+ consequence almost from the cradle. But before he was out of long clothes,
+ the cloven foot began to show; he proved to be no Carthew, developed a
+ taste for low pleasures and bad company, went birdnesting with a
+ stable-boy before he was eleven, and when he was near twenty, and might
+ have been expected to display at least some rudiments of the family
+ gravity, rambled the country over with a knapsack, making sketches and
+ keeping company in wayside inns. He had no pride about him, I was told; he
+ would sit down with any man; and it was somewhat woundingly implied that I
+ was indebted to this peculiarity for my own acquaintance with the hero.
+ Unhappily, Mr. Norris was not only eccentric, he was fast. His debts were
+ still remembered at the University; still more, it appeared, the highly
+ humorous circumstances attending his expulsion. &ldquo;He was always fond
+ of his jest,&rdquo; commented Mrs. Higgs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That he were!&rdquo; observed her lord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it was after he went into the diplomatic service that the real trouble
+ began.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It seems, sir, that he went the pace extraordinary,&rdquo; said the
+ ex-butler, with a solemn gusto.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;His debts were somethink awful,&rdquo; said the lady's-maid.
+ &ldquo;And as nice a young gentleman all the time as you would wish to
+ see!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When word came to Mr. Carthew's ears, the turn up was 'orrible,&rdquo;
+ continued Mr. Higgs. &ldquo;I remember it as if it was yesterday. The bell
+ was rung after her la'ship was gone, which I answered it myself, supposing
+ it were the coffee. There was Mr. Carthew on his feet. ''Iggs,' he says,
+ pointing with his stick, for he had a turn of the gout, 'order the
+ dog-cart instantly for this son of mine which has disgraced hisself.' Mr.
+ Norris say nothink: he sit there with his 'ead down, making belief to be
+ looking at a walnut. You might have bowled me over with a straw,&rdquo;
+ said Mr. Higgs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Had he done anything very bad?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not he, Mr. Dodsley!&rdquo; cried the lady&mdash;it was so she had
+ conceived my name. &ldquo;He never did anythink to all really wrong in his
+ poor life. The 'ole affair was a disgrace. It was all rank favouritising.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. 'Iggs! Mrs. 'Iggs!&rdquo; cried the butler warningly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what do I care?&rdquo; retorted the lady, shaking her
+ ringlets. &ldquo;You know it was yourself, Mr. 'Iggs, and so did every
+ member of the staff.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While I was getting these facts and opinions, I by no means neglected the
+ child. She was not attractive; but fortunately she had reached the corrupt
+ age of seven, when half a crown appears about as large as a saucer and is
+ fully as rare as the dodo. For a shilling down, sixpence in her money-box,
+ and an American gold dollar which I happened to find in my pocket, I
+ bought the creature soul and body. She declared her intention to accompany
+ me to the ends of the earth; and had to be chidden by her sire for drawing
+ comparisons between myself and her uncle William, highly damaging to the
+ latter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dinner was scarce done, the cloth was not yet removed, when Miss Agnes
+ must needs climb into my lap with her stamp album, a relic of the
+ generosity of Uncle William. There are few things I despise more than old
+ stamps, unless perhaps it be crests; for cattle (from the Carthew
+ Chillinghams down to the old gate-keeper's milk-cow in the lane) contempt
+ is far from being my first sentiment. But it seemed I was doomed to pass
+ that day in viewing curiosities, and smothering a yawn, I devoted myself
+ once more to tread the well-known round. I fancy Uncle William must have
+ begun the collection himself and tired of it, for the book (to my
+ surprise) was quite respectably filled. There were the varying shades of
+ the English penny, Russians with the coloured heart, old undecipherable
+ Thurn-und-Taxis, obsolete triangular Cape of Good Hopes, Swan Rivers with
+ the Swan, and Guianas with the sailing ship. Upon all these I looked with
+ the eyes of a fish and the spirit of a sheep; I think indeed I was at
+ times asleep; and it was probably in one of these moments that I capsized
+ the album, and there fell from the end of it, upon the floor, a
+ considerable number of what I believe to be called &ldquo;exchanges.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here, against all probability, my chance had come to me; for as I
+ gallantly picked them up, I was struck with the disproportionate amount of
+ five-sous French stamps. Some one, I reasoned, must write very regularly
+ from France to the neighbourhood of Stallbridge-le-Carthew. Could it be
+ Norris? On one stamp I made out an initial C; upon a second I got as far
+ as CH; beyond which point, the postmark used was in every instance
+ undecipherable. CH, when you consider that about a quarter of the towns in
+ France begin with &ldquo;chateau,&rdquo; was an insufficient clue; and I
+ promptly annexed the plainest of the collection in order to consult the
+ post-office.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The wretched infant took me in the fact. &ldquo;Naughty man, to 'teal my
+ 'tamp!&rdquo; she cried; and when I would have brazened it off with a
+ denial, recovered and displayed the stolen article.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My position was now highly false; and I believe it was in mere pity that
+ Mrs. Higgs came to my rescue with a welcome proposition. If the gentleman
+ was really interested in stamps, she said, probably supposing me a
+ monomaniac on the point, he should see Mr. Denman's album. Mr. Denman had
+ been collecting forty years, and his collection was said to be worth a
+ mint of money. &ldquo;Agnes,&rdquo; she went on, &ldquo;if you were a kind
+ little girl, you would run over to the 'All, tell Mr. Denman there's a
+ connaisseer in the 'ouse, and ask him if one of the young gentlemen might
+ bring the album down.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I should like to see his exchanges too,&rdquo; I cried, rising to
+ the occasion. &ldquo;I may have some of mine in my pocket-book and we
+ might trade.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Half an hour later Mr. Denman arrived himself with a most unconscionable
+ volume under his arm. &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;when I 'eard
+ you was a collector, I dropped all. It's a saying of mine, Mr. Dodsley,
+ that collecting stamps makes all collectors kin. It's a bond, sir; it
+ creates a bond.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon the truth of this, I cannot say; but there is no doubt that the
+ attempt to pass yourself off for a collector falsely creates a precarious
+ situation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, here's the second issue!&rdquo; I would say, after consulting
+ the legend at the side. &ldquo;The pink&mdash;no, I mean the mauve&mdash;yes,
+ that's the beauty of this lot. Though of course, as you say,&rdquo; I
+ would hasten to add, &ldquo;this yellow on the thin paper is more rare.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Indeed I must certainly have been detected, had I not plied Mr. Denman in
+ self-defence with his favourite liquor&mdash;a port so excellent that it
+ could never have ripened in the cellar of the Carthew Arms, but must have
+ been transported, under cloud of night, from the neighbouring vaults of
+ the great house. At each threat of exposure, and in particular whenever I
+ was directly challenged for an opinion, I made haste to fill the butler's
+ glass, and by the time we had got to the exchanges, he was in a condition
+ in which no stamp collector need be seriously feared. God forbid I should
+ hint that he was drunk; he seemed incapable of the necessary liveliness;
+ but the man's eyes were set, and so long as he was suffered to talk
+ without interruption, he seemed careless of my heeding him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Mr. Denman's exchanges, as in those of little Agnes, the same
+ peculiarity was to be remarked, an undue preponderance of that despicably
+ common stamp, the French twenty-five centimes. And here joining them in
+ stealthy review, I found the C and the CH; then something of an A just
+ following; and then a terminal Y. Here was also the whole name spelt out
+ to me; it seemed familiar, too; and yet for some time I could not bridge
+ the imperfection. Then I came upon another stamp, in which an L was
+ legible before the Y, and in a moment the word leaped up complete.
+ Chailly, that was the name; Chailly-en-Biere, the post town of Barbizon&mdash;ah,
+ there was the very place for any man to hide himself&mdash;there was the
+ very place for Mr. Norris, who had rambled over England making sketches&mdash;the
+ very place for Goddedaal, who had left a palette-knife on board the Flying
+ Scud. Singular, indeed, that while I was drifting over England with the
+ shyster, the man we were in quest of awaited me at my own ultimate
+ destination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whether Mr. Denman had shown his album to Bellairs, whether, indeed,
+ Bellairs could have caught (as I did) this hint from an obliterated
+ postmark, I shall never know, and it mattered not. We were equal now; my
+ task at Stallbridge-le-Carthew was accomplished; my interest in
+ postage-stamps died shamelessly away; the astonished Denman was bowed out;
+ and ordering the horse to be put in, I plunged into the study of the
+ time-table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXI. FACE TO FACE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I fell from the skies on Barbizon about two o'clock of a September
+ afternoon. It is the dead hour of the day; all the workers have gone
+ painting, all the idlers strolling, in the forest or the plain; the
+ winding causewayed street is solitary, and the inn deserted. I was the
+ more pleased to find one of my old companions in the dining-room; his town
+ clothes marked him for a man in the act of departure; and indeed his
+ portmanteau lay beside him on the floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Stennis,&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;you're the last man I expected
+ to find here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You won't find me here long,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;King Pandion
+ he is dead; all his friends are lapped in lead. For men of our antiquity,
+ the poor old shop is played out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have had playmates, I have had companions,&rdquo; I quoted in
+ return. We were both moved, I think, to meet again in this scene of our
+ old pleasure parties so unexpectedly, after so long an interval, and both
+ already so much altered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That is the sentiment,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;All, all are gone,
+ the old familiar faces. I have been here a week, and the only living
+ creature who seemed to recollect me was the Pharaon. Bar the Sirons, of
+ course, and the perennial Bodmer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is there no survivor?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of our geological epoch? not one,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;This is
+ the city of Petra in Edom.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what sort of Bedouins encamp among the ruins?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Youth, Dodd, youth; blooming, conscious youth,&rdquo; he returned.
+ &ldquo;Such a gang, such reptiles! to think we were like that! I wonder
+ Siron didn't sweep us from his premises.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps we weren't so bad,&rdquo; I suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't let me depress you,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;We were both
+ Anglo-Saxons, anyway, and the only redeeming feature to-day is another.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The thought of my quest, a moment driven out by this rencounter, revived
+ in my mind. &ldquo;Who is he?&rdquo; I cried. &ldquo;Tell me about him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What, the Redeeming Feature?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Well, he's a
+ very pleasing creature, rather dim, and dull, and genteel, but really
+ pleasing. He is very British, though, the artless Briton! Perhaps you'll
+ find him too much so for the transatlantic nerves. Come to think of it, on
+ the other hand, you ought to get on famously. He is an admirer of your
+ great republic in one of its (excuse me) shoddiest features; he takes in
+ and sedulously reads a lot of American papers. I warned you he was
+ artless.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What papers are they?&rdquo; cried I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;San Francisco papers,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;He gets a bale of them
+ about twice a week, and studies them like the Bible. That's one of his
+ weaknesses; another is to be incalculably rich. He has taken Masson's old
+ studio&mdash;you remember?&mdash;at the corner of the road; he has
+ furnished it regardless of expense, and lives there surrounded with vins
+ fins and works of art. When the youth of to-day goes up to the Caverne des
+ Brigands to make punch&mdash;they do all that we did, like some nauseous
+ form of ape (I never appreciated before what a creature of tradition
+ mankind is)&mdash;this Madden follows with a basket of champagne. I told
+ him he was wrong, and the punch tasted better; but he thought the boys
+ liked the style of the thing, and I suppose they do. He is a very
+ good-natured soul, and a very melancholy, and rather a helpless. O, and he
+ has a third weakness which I came near forgetting. He paints. He has never
+ been taught, and he's past thirty, and he paints.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Rather well, I think,&rdquo; was the reply. &ldquo;That's the
+ annoying part of it. See for yourself. That panel is his.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I stepped toward the window. It was the old familiar room, with the tables
+ set like a Greek P, and the sideboard, and the aphasiac piano, and the
+ panels on the wall. There were Romeo and Juliet, Antwerp from the river,
+ Enfield's ships among the ice, and the huge huntsman winding a huge horn;
+ mingled with them a few new ones, the thin crop of a succeeding
+ generation, not better and not worse. It was to one of these I was
+ directed; a thing coarsely and wittily handled, mostly with the
+ palette-knife, the colour in some parts excellent, the canvas in others
+ loaded with mere clay. But it was the scene, and not the art or want of
+ it, that riveted my notice. The foreground was of sand and scrub and
+ wreckwood; in the middle distance the many-hued and smooth expanse of a
+ lagoon, enclosed by a wall of breakers; beyond, a blue strip of ocean. The
+ sky was cloudless, and I could hear the surf break. For the place was
+ Midway Island; the point of view the very spot at which I had landed with
+ the captain for the first time, and from which I had re-embarked the day
+ before we sailed. I had already been gazing for some seconds, before my
+ attention was arrested by a blur on the sea-line; and stooping to look, I
+ recognised the smoke of a steamer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said I, turning toward Stennis, &ldquo;it has merit.
+ What is it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A fancy piece,&rdquo; he returned. &ldquo;That's what pleased me.
+ So few of the fellows in our time had the imagination of a garden snail.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Madden, you say his name is?&rdquo; I pursued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Madden,&rdquo; he repeated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Has he travelled much?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I haven't an idea. He is one of the least autobiographical of men.
+ He sits, and smokes, and giggles, and sometimes he makes small jests; but
+ his contributions to the art of pleasing are generally confined to looking
+ like a gentleman and being one. No,&rdquo; added Stennis, &ldquo;he'll
+ never suit you, Dodd; you like more head on your liquor. You'll find him
+ as dull as ditch water.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Has he big blonde side-whiskers like tusks?&rdquo; I asked, mindful
+ of the photograph of Goddedaal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Certainly not: why should he?&rdquo; was the reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Does he write many letters?&rdquo; I continued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God knows,&rdquo; said Stennis. &ldquo;What is wrong with you? I
+ never saw you taken this way before.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fact is, I think I know the man,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I think
+ I'm looking for him. I rather think he is my long-lost brother.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not twins, anyway,&rdquo; returned Stennis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And about the same time, a carriage driving up to the inn, he took his
+ departure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I walked till dinner-time in the plain, keeping to the fields; for I
+ instinctively shunned observation, and was racked by many incongruous and
+ impatient feelings. Here was a man whose voice I had once heard, whose
+ doings had filled so many days of my life with interest and distress, whom
+ I had lain awake to dream of like a lover; and now his hand was on the
+ door; now we were to meet; now I was to learn at last the mystery of the
+ substituted crew. The sun went down over the plain of the Angelus, and as
+ the hour approached, my courage lessened. I let the laggard peasants pass
+ me on the homeward way. The lamps were lit, the soup was served, the
+ company were all at table, and the room sounded already with multitudinous
+ talk before I entered. I took my place and found I was opposite to Madden.
+ Over six feet high and well set up, the hair dark and streaked with
+ silver, the eyes dark and kindly, the mouth very good-natured, the teeth
+ admirable; linen and hands exquisite; English clothes, an English voice,
+ an English bearing: the man stood out conspicuous from the company. Yet he
+ had made himself at home, and seemed to enjoy a certain quiet popularity
+ among the noisy boys of the table d'hote. He had an odd, silver giggle of
+ a laugh, that sounded nervous even when he was really amused, and accorded
+ ill with his big stature and manly, melancholy face. This laugh fell in
+ continually all through dinner like the note of the triangle in a piece of
+ modern French music; and he had at times a kind of pleasantry, rather of
+ manner than of words, with which he started or maintained the merriment.
+ He took his share in these diversions, not so much like a man in high
+ spirits, but like one of an approved good nature, habitually
+ self-forgetful, accustomed to please and to follow others. I have remarked
+ in old soldiers much the same smiling sadness and sociable
+ self-effacement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I feared to look at him, lest my glances should betray my deep excitement,
+ and chance served me so well that the soup was scarce removed before we
+ were naturally introduced. My first sip of Chateau Siron, a vintage from
+ which I had been long estranged, startled me into speech.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, this'll never do!&rdquo; I cried, in English.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dreadful stuff, isn't it?&rdquo; said Madden, in the same language.
+ &ldquo;Do let me ask you to share my bottle. They call it Chambertin,
+ which it isn't; but it's fairly palatable, and there's nothing in this
+ house that a man can drink at all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I accepted; anything would do that paved the way to better knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your name is Madden, I think,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;My old friend
+ Stennis told me about you when I came.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I am sorry he went; I feel such a Grandfather William, alone
+ among all these lads,&rdquo; he replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My name is Dodd,&rdquo; I resumed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;so Madame Siron told me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dodd, of San Francisco,&rdquo; I continued. &ldquo;Late of
+ Pinkerton and Dodd.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Montana Block, I think?&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The same,&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither of us looked at each other; but I could see his hand deliberately
+ making bread pills.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's a nice thing of yours,&rdquo; I pursued, &ldquo;that panel.
+ The foreground is a little clayey, perhaps, but the lagoon is excellent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You ought to know,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; returned I, &ldquo;I'm rather a good judge of&mdash;that
+ panel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a considerable pause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You know a man by the name of Bellairs, don't you?&rdquo; he
+ resumed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; cried I, &ldquo;you have heard from Doctor Urquart?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This very morning,&rdquo; he replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, there is no hurry about Bellairs,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;It's
+ rather a long story and rather a silly one. But I think we have a good
+ deal to tell each other, and perhaps we had better wait till we are more
+ alone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think so,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Not that any of these fellows
+ know English, but we'll be more comfortable over at my place. Your health,
+ Dodd.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And we took wine together across the table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus had this singular introduction passed unperceived in the midst of
+ more than thirty persons, art students, ladies in dressing-gowns and
+ covered with rice powder, six foot of Siron whisking dishes over our head,
+ and his noisy sons clattering in and out with fresh relays.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One question more,&rdquo; said I: &ldquo;Did you recognise my
+ voice?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your voice?&rdquo; he repeated. &ldquo;How should I? I had never
+ heard it&mdash;we have never met.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And yet, we have been in conversation before now,&rdquo; said I,
+ &ldquo;and I asked you a question which you never answered, and which I
+ have since had many thousand better reasons for putting to myself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He turned suddenly white. &ldquo;Good God!&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;are you
+ the man in the telephone?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, well!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It would take a good deal of
+ magnanimity to forgive you that. What nights I have passed! That little
+ whisper has whistled in my ear ever since, like the wind in a keyhole. Who
+ could it be? What could it mean? I suppose I have had more real, solid
+ misery out of that ...&rdquo; He paused, and looked troubled. &ldquo;Though
+ I had more to bother me, or ought to have,&rdquo; he added, and slowly
+ emptied his glass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It seems we were born to drive each other crazy with conundrums,&rdquo;
+ said I. &ldquo;I have often thought my head would split.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carthew burst into his foolish laugh. &ldquo;And yet neither you nor I had
+ the worst of the puzzle,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;There were others deeper
+ in.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And who were they?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The underwriters,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, to be sure!&rdquo; cried I, &ldquo;I never thought of that.
+ What could they make of it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; replied Carthew. &ldquo;It couldn't be explained.
+ They were a crowd of small dealers at Lloyd's who took it up in syndicate;
+ one of them has a carriage now; and people say he is a deuce of a deep
+ fellow, and has the makings of a great financier. Another furnished a
+ small villa on the profits. But they're all hopelessly muddled; and when
+ they meet each other, they don't know where to look, like the Augurs.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dinner was no sooner at an end than he carried me across the road to
+ Masson's old studio. It was strangely changed. On the walls were tapestry,
+ a few good etchings, and some amazing pictures&mdash;a Rousseau, a Corot,
+ a really superb old Crome, a Whistler, and a piece which my host claimed
+ (and I believe) to be a Titian. The room was furnished with comfortable
+ English smoking-room chairs, some American rockers, and an elaborate
+ business table; spirits and soda-water (with the mark of Schweppe, no
+ less) stood ready on a butler's tray, and in one corner, behind a
+ half-drawn curtain, I spied a camp-bed and a capacious tub. Such a room in
+ Barbizon astonished the beholder, like the glories of the cave of Monte
+ Cristo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;we are quiet. Sit down, if you don't
+ mind, and tell me your story all through.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I did as he asked, beginning with the day when Jim showed me the passage
+ in the <i>Daily Occidental</i>, and winding up with the stamp album and
+ the Chailly postmark. It was a long business; and Carthew made it longer,
+ for he was insatiable of details; and it had struck midnight on the old
+ eight-day clock in the corner, before I had made an end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And now,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;turn about: I must tell you my
+ side, much as I hate it. Mine is a beastly story. You'll wonder how I can
+ sleep. I've told it once before, Mr. Dodd.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To Lady Ann?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As you suppose,&rdquo; he answered; &ldquo;and to say the truth, I
+ had sworn never to tell it again. Only, you seem somehow entitled to the
+ thing; you have paid dear enough, God knows; and God knows I hope you may
+ like it, now you've got it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With that he began his yarn. A new day had dawned, the cocks crew in the
+ village and the early woodmen were afoot, when he concluded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXII. THE REMITTANCE MAN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Singleton Carthew, the father of Norris, was heavily built and feebly
+ vitalised, sensitive as a musician, dull as a sheep, and conscientious as
+ a dog. He took his position with seriousness, even with pomp; the long
+ rooms, the silent servants, seemed in his eyes like the observances of
+ some religion of which he was the mortal god. He had the stupid man's
+ intolerance of stupidity in others; the vain man's exquisite alarm lest it
+ should be detected in himself. And on both sides Norris irritated and
+ offended him. He thought his son a fool, and he suspected that his son
+ returned the compliment with interest. The history of their relation was
+ simple; they met seldom, they quarrelled often. To his mother, a fiery,
+ pungent, practical woman, already disappointed in her husband and her
+ elder son, Norris was only a fresh disappointment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet the lad's faults were no great matter; he was diffident, placable,
+ passive, unambitious, unenterprising; life did not much attract him; he
+ watched it like a curious and dull exhibition, not much amused, and not
+ tempted in the least to take a part. He beheld his father ponderously
+ grinding sand, his mother fierily breaking butterflies, his brother
+ labouring at the pleasures of the Hawbuck with the ardour of a soldier in
+ a doubtful battle; and the vital sceptic looked on wondering. They were
+ careful and troubled about many things; for him there seemed not even one
+ thing needful. He was born disenchanted, the world's promises awoke no
+ echo in his bosom, the world's activities and the world's distinctions
+ seemed to him equally without a base in fact. He liked the open air; he
+ liked comradeship, it mattered not with whom, his comrades were only a
+ remedy for solitude. And he had a taste for painted art. An array of fine
+ pictures looked upon his childhood, and from these roods of jewelled
+ canvas he received an indelible impression. The gallery at Stallbridge
+ betokened generations of picture lovers; Norris was perhaps the first of
+ his race to hold the pencil. The taste was genuine, it grew and
+ strengthened with his growth; and yet he suffered it to be suppressed with
+ scarce a struggle. Time came for him to go to Oxford, and he resisted
+ faintly. He was stupid, he said; it was no good to put him through the
+ mill; he wished to be a painter. The words fell on his father like a
+ thunderbolt, and Norris made haste to give way. &ldquo;It didn't really
+ matter, don't you know?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;And it seemed an awful
+ shame to vex the old boy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To Oxford he went obediently, hopelessly; and at Oxford became the hero of
+ a certain circle. He was active and adroit; when he was in the humour, he
+ excelled in many sports; and his singular melancholy detachment gave him a
+ place apart. He set a fashion in his clique. Envious undergraduates sought
+ to parody his unaffected lack of zeal and fear; it was a kind of new
+ Byronism more composed and dignified. &ldquo;Nothing really mattered&rdquo;;
+ among other things, this formula embraced the dons; and though he always
+ meant to be civil, the effect on the college authorities was one of
+ startling rudeness. His indifference cut like insolence; and in some
+ outbreak of his constitutional levity (the complement of his melancholy)
+ he was &ldquo;sent down&rdquo; in the middle of the second year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The event was new in the annals of the Carthews, and Singleton was
+ prepared to make the most of it. It had been long his practice to prophesy
+ for his second son a career of ruin and disgrace. There is an advantage in
+ this artless parental habit. Doubtless the father is interested in his
+ son; but doubtless also the prophet grows to be interested in his
+ prophecies. If the one goes wrong, the others come true. Old Carthew drew
+ from this source esoteric consolations; he dwelt at length on his own
+ foresight; he produced variations hitherto unheard from the old theme
+ &ldquo;I told you so,&rdquo; coupled his son's name with the gallows and
+ the hulks, and spoke of his small handful of college debts as though he
+ must raise money on a mortgage to discharge them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think that is fair, sir,&rdquo; said Norris. &ldquo;I lived
+ at college exactly as you told me. I am sorry I was sent down, and you
+ have a perfect right to blame me for that; but you have no right to pitch
+ into me about these debts.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The effect upon a stupid man not unjustly incensed need scarcely be
+ described. For a while Singleton raved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll tell you what, father,&rdquo; said Norris at last, &ldquo;I
+ don't think this is going to do. I think you had better let me take to
+ painting. It's the only thing I take a spark of interest in. I shall never
+ be steady as long as I'm at anything else.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When you stand here, sir, to the neck in disgrace,&rdquo; said the
+ father, &ldquo;I should have hoped you would have had more good taste than
+ to repeat this levity.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hint was taken; the levity was never more obtruded on the father's
+ notice, and Norris was inexorably launched upon a backward voyage. He went
+ abroad to study foreign languages, which he learned, at a very expensive
+ rate; and a fresh crop of debts fell soon to be paid, with similar
+ lamentations, which were in this case perfectly justified, and to which
+ Norris paid no regard. He had been unfairly treated over the Oxford
+ affair; and with a spice of malice very surprising in one so placable, and
+ an obstinacy remarkable in one so weak, refused from that day forward to
+ exercise the least captaincy on his expenses. He wasted what he would; he
+ allowed his servants to despoil him at their pleasure; he sowed
+ insolvency; and when the crop was ripe, notified his father with
+ exasperating calm. His own capital was put in his hands, he was planted in
+ the diplomatic service and told he must depend upon himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He did so till he was twenty-five; by which time he had spent his money,
+ laid in a handsome choice of debts, and acquired (like so many other
+ melancholic and uninterested persons) a habit of gambling. An Austrian
+ colonel&mdash;the same who afterwards hanged himself at Monte Carlo&mdash;gave
+ him a lesson which lasted two-and-twenty hours, and left him wrecked and
+ helpless. Old Singleton once more repurchased the honour of his name, this
+ time at a fancy figure; and Norris was set afloat again on stern
+ conditions. An allowance of three hundred pounds in the year was to be
+ paid to him quarterly by a lawyer in Sydney, New South Wales. He was not
+ to write. Should he fail on any quarter-day to be in Sydney, he was to be
+ held for dead, and the allowance tacitly withdrawn. Should he return to
+ Europe, an advertisement publicly disowning him was to appear in every
+ paper of repute.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was one of his most annoying features as a son, that he was always
+ polite, always just, and in whatever whirlwind of domestic anger, always
+ calm. He expected trouble; when trouble came, he was unmoved: he might
+ have said with Singleton, &ldquo;I told you so&rdquo;; he was content with
+ thinking, &ldquo;just as I expected.&rdquo; On the fall of these last
+ thunderbolts, he bore himself like a person only distantly interested in
+ the event; pocketed the money and the reproaches, obeyed orders
+ punctually; took ship and came to Sydney. Some men are still lads at
+ twenty-five; and so it was with Norris. Eighteen days after he landed, his
+ quarter's allowance was all gone, and with the light-hearted hopefulness
+ of strangers in what is called a new country, he began to besiege offices
+ and apply for all manner of incongruous situations. Everywhere, and last
+ of all from his lodgings, he was bowed out; and found himself reduced, in
+ a very elegant suit of summer tweeds, to herd and camp with the degraded
+ outcasts of the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this strait, he had recourse to the lawyer who paid him his allowance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Try to remember that my time is valuable, Mr. Carthew,&rdquo; said
+ the lawyer. &ldquo;It is quite unnecessary you should enlarge on the
+ peculiar position in which you stand. Remittance men, as we call them
+ here, are not so rare in my experience; and in such cases I act upon a
+ system. I make you a present of a sovereign; here it is. Every day you
+ choose to call, my clerk will advance you a shilling; on Saturday, since
+ my office is closed on Sunday, he will advance you half a crown. My
+ conditions are these: that you do not come to me, but to my clerk; that
+ you do not come here the worse of liquor; and you go away the moment you
+ are paid and have signed a receipt. I wish you a good-morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have to thank you, I suppose,&rdquo; said Carthew. &ldquo;My
+ position is so wretched that I cannot even refuse this starvation
+ allowance.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Starvation!&rdquo; said the lawyer, smiling. &ldquo;No man will
+ starve here on a shilling a day. I had on my hands another young
+ gentleman, who remained continuously intoxicated for six years on the same
+ allowance.&rdquo; And he once more busied himself with his papers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the time that followed, the image of the smiling lawyer haunted
+ Carthew's memory. &ldquo;That three minutes' talk was all the education I
+ ever had worth talking of,&rdquo; says he. &ldquo;It was all life in a
+ nut-shell. Confound it! I thought, have I got to the point of envying that
+ ancient fossil?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every morning for the next two or three weeks, the stroke of ten found
+ Norris, unkempt and haggard, at the lawyer's door. The long day and longer
+ night he spent in the Domain, now on a bench, now on the grass under a
+ Norfolk Island pine, the companion of perhaps the lowest class on earth,
+ the Larrikins of Sydney. Morning after morning, the dawn behind the
+ lighthouse recalled him from slumber; and he would stand and gaze upon the
+ changing east, the fading lenses, the smokeless city, and the many-armed
+ and many-masted harbour growing slowly clear under his eyes. His
+ bed-fellows (so to call them) were less active; they lay sprawled upon the
+ grass and benches, the dingy men, the frowsy women, prolonging their late
+ repose; and Carthew wandered among the sleeping bodies alone, and cursed
+ the incurable stupidity of his behaviour. Day brought a new society of
+ nursery-maids and children, and fresh-dressed and (I am sorry to say)
+ tight-laced maidens, and gay people in rich traps; upon the skirts of
+ which Carthew and &ldquo;the other blackguards&rdquo;&mdash;his own bitter
+ phrase&mdash;skulked, and chewed grass, and looked on. Day passed, the
+ light died, the green and leafy precinct sparkled with lamps or lay in
+ shadow, and the round of the night began again, the loitering women, the
+ lurking men, the sudden outburst of screams, the sound of flying feet.
+ &ldquo;You mayn't believe it,&rdquo; says Carthew, &ldquo;but I got to
+ that pitch that I didn't care a hang. I have been wakened out of my sleep
+ to hear a woman screaming, and I have only turned upon my other side. Yes,
+ it's a queer place, where the dowagers and the kids walk all day, and at
+ night you can hear people bawling for help as if it was the Forest of
+ Bondy, with the lights of a great town all round, and parties spinning
+ through in cabs from Government House and dinner with my lord!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Norris's diversion, having none other, to scrape acquaintance,
+ where, how, and with whom he could. Many a long dull talk he held upon the
+ benches or the grass; many a strange waif he came to know; many strange
+ things he heard, and saw some that were abominable. It was to one of these
+ last that he owed his deliverance from the Domain. For some time the rain
+ had been merciless; one night after another he had been obliged to
+ squander fourpence on a bed and reduce his board to the remaining
+ eightpence: and he sat one morning near the Macquarrie Street entrance,
+ hungry, for he had gone without breakfast, and wet, as he had already been
+ for several days, when the cries of an animal in distress attracted his
+ attention. Some fifty yards away, in the extreme angle of the grass, a
+ party of the chronically unemployed had got hold of a dog, whom they were
+ torturing in a manner not to be described. The heart of Norris, which had
+ grown indifferent to the cries of human anger or distress, woke at the
+ appeal of the dumb creature. He ran amongst the Larrikins, scattered them,
+ rescued the dog, and stood at bay. They were six in number, shambling
+ gallowsbirds; but for once the proverb was right, cruelty was coupled with
+ cowardice, and the wretches cursed him and made off. It chanced that this
+ act of prowess had not passed unwitnessed. On a bench near by there was
+ seated a shopkeeper's assistant out of employ, a diminutive, cheerful,
+ red-headed creature by the name of Hemstead. He was the last man to have
+ interfered himself, for his discretion more than equalled his valour; but
+ he made haste to congratulate Carthew, and to warn him he might not always
+ be so fortunate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They're a dyngerous lot of people about this park. My word! it
+ doesn't do to ply with them!&rdquo; he observed, in that RYCY AUSTRYLIAN
+ English, which (as it has received the imprimatur of Mr. Froude) we should
+ all make haste to imitate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, I'm one of that lot myself,&rdquo; returned Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hemstead laughed and remarked that he knew a gentleman when he saw one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For all that, I am simply one of the unemployed,&rdquo; said
+ Carthew, seating himself beside his new acquaintance, as he had sat (since
+ this experience began) beside so many dozen others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm out of a plyce myself,&rdquo; said Hemstead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You beat me all the way and back,&rdquo; says Carthew. &ldquo;My
+ trouble is that I have never been in one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose you've no tryde?&rdquo; asked Hemstead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know how to spend money,&rdquo; replied Carthew, &ldquo;and I
+ really do know something of horses and something of the sea. But the
+ unions head me off; if it weren't for them, I might have had a dozen
+ berths.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My word!&rdquo; cried the sympathetic listener. &ldquo;Ever try the
+ mounted police?&rdquo; he inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I did, and was bowled out,&rdquo; was the reply; &ldquo;couldn't
+ pass the doctors.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what do you think of the ryleways, then?&rdquo; asked
+ Hemstead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do YOU think of them, if you come to that?&rdquo; asked
+ Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, <i>I</i> don't think of them; I don't go in for manual labour,&rdquo;
+ said the little man proudly. &ldquo;But if a man don't mind that, he's
+ pretty sure of a job there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By George, you tell me where to go!&rdquo; cried Carthew, rising.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The heavy rains continued, the country was already overrun with floods;
+ the railway system daily required more hands, daily the superintendent
+ advertised; but &ldquo;the unemployed&rdquo; preferred the resources of
+ charity and rapine, and a navvy, even an amateur navvy, commanded money in
+ the market. The same night, after a tedious journey, and a change of
+ trains to pass a landslip, Norris found himself in a muddy cutting behind
+ South Clifton, attacking his first shift of manual labour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For weeks the rain scarce relented. The whole front of the mountain
+ slipped seaward from above, avalanches of clay, rock, and uprooted forest
+ spewed over the cliffs and fell upon the beach or in the breakers. Houses
+ were carried bodily away and smashed like nuts; others were menaced and
+ deserted, the door locked, the chimney cold, the dwellers fled elsewhere
+ for safety. Night and day the fire blazed in the encampment; night and day
+ hot coffee was served to the overdriven toilers in the shift; night and
+ day the engineer of the section made his rounds with words of
+ encouragement, hearty and rough and well suited to his men. Night and day,
+ too, the telegraph clicked with disastrous news and anxious inquiry. Along
+ the terraced line of rail, rare trains came creeping and signalling; and
+ paused at the threatened corner, like living things conscious of peril.
+ The commandant of the post would hastily review his labours, make (with a
+ dry throat) the signal to advance; and the whole squad line the way and
+ look on in a choking silence, or burst into a brief cheer as the train
+ cleared the point of danger and shot on, perhaps through the thin sunshine
+ between squalls, perhaps with blinking lamps into the gathering, rainy
+ twilight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One such scene Carthew will remember till he dies. It blew great guns from
+ the seaward; a huge surf bombarded, five hundred feet below him, the steep
+ mountain's foot; close in was a vessel in distress, firing shots from a
+ fowling-piece, if any help might come. So he saw and heard her the moment
+ before the train appeared and paused, throwing up a Babylonian tower of
+ smoke into the rain, and oppressing men's hearts with the scream of her
+ whistle. The engineer was there himself; he paled as he made the signal:
+ the engine came at a foot's pace; but the whole bulk of mountain shook and
+ seemed to nod seaward, and the watching navvies instinctively clutched at
+ shrubs and trees: vain precautions, vain as the shots from the poor
+ sailors. Once again fear was disappointed; the train passed unscathed; and
+ Norris, drawing a long breath, remembered the labouring ship and glanced
+ below. She was gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the days and the nights passed: Homeric labour in Homeric circumstance.
+ Carthew was sick with sleeplessness and coffee; his hands, softened by the
+ wet, were cut to ribbons; yet he enjoyed a peace of mind and health of
+ body hitherto unknown. Plenty of open air, plenty of physical exertion, a
+ continual instancy of toil; here was what had been hitherto lacking in
+ that misdirected life, and the true cure of vital scepticism. To get the
+ train through: there was the recurrent problem; no time remained to ask if
+ it were necessary. Carthew, the idler, the spendthrift, the drifting
+ dilettant, was soon remarked, praised, and advanced. The engineer swore by
+ him and pointed him out for an example. &ldquo;I've a new chum, up here,&rdquo;
+ Norris overheard him saying, &ldquo;a young swell. He's worth any two in
+ the squad.&rdquo; The words fell on the ears of the discarded son like
+ music; and from that moment, he not only found an interest, he took a
+ pride, in his plebeian tasks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The press of work was still at its highest when quarter-day approached.
+ Norris was now raised to a position of some trust; at his discretion,
+ trains were stopped or forwarded at the dangerous cornice near North
+ Clifton; and he found in this responsibility both terror and delight. The
+ thought of the seventy-five pounds that would soon await him at the
+ lawyer's, and of his own obligation to be present every quarter-day in
+ Sydney, filled him for a little with divided councils. Then he made up his
+ mind, walked in a slack moment to the inn at Clifton, ordered a sheet of
+ paper and a bottle of beer, and wrote, explaining that he held a good
+ appointment which he would lose if he came to Sydney, and asking the
+ lawyer to accept this letter as an evidence of his presence in the colony,
+ and retain the money till next quarter-day. The answer came in course of
+ post, and was not merely favourable but cordial. &ldquo;Although what you
+ propose is contrary to the terms of my instructions,&rdquo; it ran,
+ &ldquo;I willingly accept the responsibility of granting your request. I
+ should say I am agreeably disappointed in your behaviour. My experience
+ has not led me to found much expectations on gentlemen in your position.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rains abated, and the temporary labour was discharged; not Norris, to
+ whom the engineer clung as to found money; not Norris, who found himself a
+ ganger on the line in the regular staff of navvies. His camp was pitched
+ in a grey wilderness of rock and forest, far from any house; as he sat
+ with his mates about the evening fire, the trains passing on the track
+ were their next and indeed their only neighbours, except the wild things
+ of the wood. Lovely weather, light and monotonous employment, long hours
+ of somnolent camp-fire talk, long sleepless nights, when he reviewed his
+ foolish and fruitless career as he rose and walked in the moonlit forest,
+ an occasional paper of which he would read all, the advertisements with as
+ much relish as the text: such was the tenor of an existence which soon
+ began to weary and harass him. He lacked and regretted the fatigue, the
+ furious hurry, the suspense, the fires, the midnight coffee, the rude and
+ mud-bespattered poetry of the first toilful weeks. In the quietness of his
+ new surroundings, a voice summoned him from this exorbital part of life,
+ and about the middle of October he threw up his situation and bade
+ farewell to the camp of tents and the shoulder of Bald Mountain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Clad in his rough clothes, with a bundle on his shoulder and his
+ accumulated wages in his pocket, he entered Sydney for the second time,
+ and walked with pleasure and some bewilderment in the cheerful streets,
+ like a man landed from a voyage. The sight of the people led him on. He
+ forgot his necessary errands, he forgot to eat. He wandered in moving
+ multitudes like a stick upon a river. Last he came to the Domain and
+ strolled there, and remembered his shame and sufferings, and looked with
+ poignant curiosity at his successors. Hemstead, not much shabbier and no
+ less cheerful than before, he recognised and addressed like an old family
+ friend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That was a good turn you did me,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;That
+ railway was the making of me. I hope you've had luck yourself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My word, no!&rdquo; replied the little man. &ldquo;I just sit here
+ and read the <i>Dead Bird</i>. It's the depression in tryde, you see.
+ There's no positions goin' that a man like me would care to look at.&rdquo;
+ And he showed Norris his certificates and written characters, one from a
+ grocer in Wooloomooloo, one from an ironmonger, and a third from a
+ billiard saloon. &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I tried bein' a
+ billiard marker. It's no account; these lyte hours are no use for a man's
+ health. I won't be no man's slyve,&rdquo; he added firmly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the principle that he who is too proud to be a slave is usually not too
+ modest to become a pensioner, Carthew gave him half a sovereign, and
+ departed, being suddenly struck with hunger, in the direction of the Paris
+ House. When he came to that quarter of the city, the barristers were
+ trotting in the streets in wig and gown, and he stood to observe them with
+ his bundle on his shoulder, and his mind full of curious recollections of
+ the past.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By George!&rdquo; cried a voice, &ldquo;it's Mr. Carthew!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And turning about he found himself face to face with a handsome sunburnt
+ youth, somewhat fatted, arrayed in the finest of fine raiment, and
+ sporting about a sovereign's worth of flowers in his buttonhole. Norris
+ had met him during his first days in Sydney at a farewell supper; had even
+ escorted him on board a schooner full of cockroaches and black-boy
+ sailors, in which he was bound for six months among the islands; and had
+ kept him ever since in entertained remembrance. Tom Hadden (known to the
+ bulk of Sydney folk as Tommy) was heir to a considerable property, which a
+ prophetic father had placed in the hands of rigorous trustees. The income
+ supported Mr. Hadden in splendour for about three months out of twelve;
+ the rest of the year he passed in retreat among the islands. He was now
+ about a week returned from his eclipse, pervading Sydney in hansom cabs
+ and airing the first bloom of six new suits of clothes; and yet the
+ unaffected creature hailed Carthew in his working jeans and with the
+ damning bundle on his shoulder, as he might have claimed acquaintance with
+ a duke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come and have a drink!&rdquo; was his cheerful cry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm just going to have lunch at the Paris House,&rdquo; returned
+ Carthew. &ldquo;It's a long time since I have had a decent meal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Splendid scheme!&rdquo; said Hadden. &ldquo;I've only had breakfast
+ half an hour ago; but we'll have a private room, and I'll manage to pick
+ something. It'll brace me up. I was on an awful tear last night, and I've
+ met no end of fellows this morning.&rdquo; To meet a fellow, and to stand
+ and share a drink, were with Tom synonymous terms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were soon at table in the corner room up-stairs, and paying due
+ attention to the best fare in Sydney. The odd similarity of their
+ positions drew them together, and they began soon to exchange confidences.
+ Carthew related his privations in the Domain and his toils as a navvy;
+ Hadden gave his experience as an amateur copra merchant in the South Seas,
+ and drew a humorous picture of life in a coral island. Of the two plans of
+ retirement, Carthew gathered that his own had been vastly the more
+ lucrative; but Hadden's trading outfit had consisted largely of bottled
+ stout and brown sherry for his own consumption.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I had champagne too,&rdquo; said Hadden, &ldquo;but I kept that in
+ case of sickness, until I didn't seem to be going to be sick, and then I
+ opened a pint every Sunday. Used to sleep all morning, then breakfast with
+ my pint of fizz, and lie in a hammock and read Hallam's <i>Middle Ages</i>.
+ Have you read that? I always take something solid to the islands. There's
+ no doubt I did the thing in rather a fine style; but if it was gone about
+ a little cheaper, or there were two of us to bear the expense, it ought to
+ pay hand over fist. I've got the influence, you see. I'm a chief now, and
+ sit in the speak-house under my own strip of roof. I'd like to see them
+ taboo ME! They daren't try it; I've a strong party, I can tell you. Why,
+ I've had upwards of thirty cowtops sitting in my front verandah eating
+ tins of salmon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cowtops?&rdquo; asked Carthew, &ldquo;what are they?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's what Hallam would call feudal retainers,&rdquo; explained
+ Hadden, not without vainglory. &ldquo;They're My Followers. They belong to
+ My Family. I tell you, they come expensive, though; you can't fill up all
+ these retainers on tinned salmon for nothing; but whenever I could get it,
+ I would give 'em squid. Squid's good for natives, but I don't care for it,
+ do you?&mdash;or shark either. It's like the working classes at home. With
+ copra at the price it is, they ought to be willing to bear their share of
+ the loss; and so I've told them again and again. I think it's a man's duty
+ to open their minds, and I try to, but you can't get political economy
+ into them; it doesn't seem to reach their intelligence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was an expression still sticking in Carthew's memory, and he
+ returned upon it with a smile. &ldquo;Talking of political economy,&rdquo;
+ said he, &ldquo;you said if there were two of us to bear the expense, the
+ profits would increase. How do you make out that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll show you! I'll figure it out for you!&rdquo; cried Hadden, and
+ with a pencil on the back of the bill of fare proceeded to perform
+ miracles. He was a man, or let us rather say a lad, of unusual projective
+ power. Give him the faintest hint of any speculation, and the figures
+ flowed from him by the page. A lively imagination and a ready though
+ inaccurate memory supplied his data; he delivered himself with an
+ inimitable heat that made him seem the picture of pugnacity; lavished
+ contradiction; had a form of words, with or without significance, for
+ every form of criticism; and the looker-on alternately smiled at his
+ simplicity and fervour, or was amazed by his unexpected shrewdness. He was
+ a kind of Pinkerton in play. I have called Jim's the romance of business;
+ this was its Arabian tale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you any idea what this would cost?&rdquo; he asked, pausing at
+ an item.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not I,&rdquo; said Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ten pounds ought to be ample,&rdquo; concluded the projector.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, nonsense!&rdquo; cried Carthew. &ldquo;Fifty at the very least.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You told me yourself this moment you knew nothing about it!&rdquo;
+ cried Tommy. &ldquo;How can I make a calculation, if you blow hot and
+ cold? You don't seem able to be serious!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But he consented to raise his estimate to twenty; and a little after, the
+ calculation coming out with a deficit, cut it down again to five pounds
+ ten, with the remark, &ldquo;I told you it was nonsense. This sort of
+ thing has to be done strictly, or where's the use?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some of these processes struck Carthew as unsound; and he was at times
+ altogether thrown out by the capricious startings of the prophet's mind.
+ These plunges seemed to be gone into for exercise and by the way, like the
+ curvets of a willing horse. Gradually the thing took shape; the glittering
+ if baseless edifice arose; and the hare still ran on the mountains, but
+ the soup was already served in silver plate. Carthew in a few days could
+ command a hundred and fifty pounds; Hadden was ready with five hundred;
+ why should they not recruit a fellow or two more, charter an old ship, and
+ go cruising on their own account? Carthew was an experienced yachtsman;
+ Hadden professed himself able to &ldquo;work an approximate sight.&rdquo;
+ Money was undoubtedly to be made, or why should so many vessels cruise
+ about the islands? they, who worked their own ship, were sure of a still
+ higher profit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And whatever else comes of it, you see,&rdquo; cried Hadden,
+ &ldquo;we get our keep for nothing. Come, buy some togs, that's the first
+ thing you have to do of course; and then we'll take a hansom and go to the
+ Currency Lass.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm going to stick to the togs I have,&rdquo; said Norris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you?&rdquo; cried Hadden. &ldquo;Well, I must say I admire you.
+ You're a regular sage. It's what you call Pythagoreanism, isn't it? if I
+ haven't forgotten my philosophy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I call it economy,&rdquo; returned Carthew. &ldquo;If we are
+ going to try this thing on, I shall want every sixpence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll see if we're going to try it!&rdquo; cried Tommy, rising
+ radiant from table. &ldquo;Only, mark you, Carthew, it must be all in your
+ name. I have capital, you see; but you're all right. You can play vacuus
+ viator, if the thing goes wrong.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought we had just proved it was quite safe,&rdquo; said
+ Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's nothing safe in business, my boy,&rdquo; replied the sage;
+ &ldquo;not even bookmaking.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The public house and tea garden called the Currency Lass represented a
+ moderate fortune gained by its proprietor, Captain Bostock, during a long,
+ active, and occasionally historic career among the islands. Anywhere from
+ Tonga to the Admiralty Isles, he knew the ropes and could lie in the
+ native dialect. He had seen the end of sandal wood, the end of oil, and
+ the beginning of copra; and he was himself a commercial pioneer, the first
+ that ever carried human teeth into the Gilberts. He was tried for his life
+ in Fiji in Sir Arthur Gordon's time; and if ever he prayed at all, the
+ name of Sir Arthur was certainly not forgotten. He was speared in seven
+ places in New Ireland&mdash;the same time his mate was killed&mdash;the
+ famous &ldquo;outrage on the brig Jolly Roger&rdquo;; but the treacherous
+ savages made little by their wickedness, and Bostock, in spite of their
+ teeth, got seventy-five head of volunteer labour on board, of whom not
+ more than a dozen died of injuries. He had a hand, besides, in the amiable
+ pleasantry which cost the life of Patteson; and when the sham bishop
+ landed, prayed, and gave his benediction to the natives, Bostock, arrayed
+ in a female chemise out of the traderoom, had stood at his right hand and
+ boomed amens. This, when he was sure he was among good fellows, was his
+ favourite yarn. &ldquo;Two hundred head of labour for a hatful of amens,&rdquo;
+ he used to name the tale; and its sequel, the death of the real bishop,
+ struck him as a circumstance of extraordinary humour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many of these details were communicated in the hansom, to the surprise of
+ Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why do we want to visit this old ruffian?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You wait till you hear him,&rdquo; replied Tommy. &ldquo;That man
+ knows everything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On descending from the hansom at the Currency Lass, Hadden was struck with
+ the appearance of the cabman, a gross, salt-looking man, red-faced,
+ blue-eyed, short-handed and short-winded, perhaps nearing forty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Surely I know you?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Have you driven me
+ before?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Many's the time, Mr. Hadden,&rdquo; returned the driver. &ldquo;The
+ last time you was back from the islands, it was me that drove you to the
+ races, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right: jump down and have a drink then,&rdquo; said Tom, and he
+ turned and led the way into the garden.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Captain Bostock met the party: he was a slow, sour old man, with fishy
+ eyes; greeted Tommy offhand, and (as was afterwards remembered) exchanged
+ winks with the driver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A bottle of beer for the cabman there at that table,&rdquo; said
+ Tom. &ldquo;Whatever you please from shandygaff to champagne at this one
+ here; and you sit down with us. Let me make you acquainted with my friend,
+ Mr. Carthew. I've come on business, Billy; I want to consult you as a
+ friend; I'm going into the island trade upon my own account.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Doubtless the captain was a mine of counsel, but opportunity was denied
+ him. He could not venture on a statement, he was scarce allowed to finish
+ a phrase, before Hadden swept him from the field with a volley of protest
+ and correction. That projector, his face blazing with inspiration, first
+ laid before him at inordinate length a question, and as soon as he
+ attempted to reply, leaped at his throat, called his facts in question,
+ derided his policy, and at times thundered on him from the heights of
+ moral indignation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; he said once. &ldquo;I am a gentleman,
+ Mr. Carthew here is a gentleman, and we don't mean to do that class of
+ business. Can't you see who you are talking to? Can't you talk sense?
+ Can't you give us 'a dead bird' for a good traderoom?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I don't suppose I can,&rdquo; returned old Bostock; &ldquo;not
+ when I can't hear my own voice for two seconds together. It was gin and
+ guns I did it with.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take your gin and guns to Putney!&rdquo; cried Hadden. &ldquo;It
+ was the thing in your times, that's right enough; but you're old now, and
+ the game's up. I'll tell you what's wanted now-a-days, Bill Bostock,&rdquo;
+ said he; and did, and took ten minutes to it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carthew could not refrain from smiling. He began to think less seriously
+ of the scheme, Hadden appearing too irresponsible a guide; but on the
+ other hand, he enjoyed himself amazingly. It was far from being the same
+ with Captain Bostock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You know a sight, don't you?&rdquo; remarked that gentleman,
+ bitterly, when Tommy paused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know a sight more than you, if that's what you mean,&rdquo;
+ retorted Tom. &ldquo;It stands to reason I do. You're not a man of any
+ education; you've been all your life at sea or in the islands; you don't
+ suppose you can give points to a man like me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here's your health, Tommy,&rdquo; returned Bostock. &ldquo;You'll
+ make an A-one bake in the New Hebrides.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's what I call talking,&rdquo; cried Tom, not perhaps grasping
+ the spirit of this doubtful compliment. &ldquo;Now you give me your
+ attention. We have the money and the enterprise, and I have the
+ experience: what we want is a cheap, smart boat, a good captain, and an
+ introduction to some house that will give us credit for the trade.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'll tell you,&rdquo; said Captain Bostock. &ldquo;I have
+ seen men like you baked and eaten, and complained of afterwards. Some was
+ tough, and some hadn't no flaviour,&rdquo; he added grimly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean by that?&rdquo; cried Tom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I mean I don't care,&rdquo; cried Bostock. &ldquo;It ain't any of
+ my interests. I haven't underwrote your life. Only I'm blest if I'm not
+ sorry for the cannibal as tries to eat your head. And what I recommend is
+ a cheap, smart coffin and a good undertaker. See if you can find a house
+ to give you credit for a coffin! Look at your friend there; HE'S got some
+ sense; he's laughing at you so as he can't stand.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The exact degree of ill-feeling in Mr. Bostock's mind was difficult to
+ gauge; perhaps there was not much, perhaps he regarded his remarks as a
+ form of courtly badinage. But there is little doubt that Hadden resented
+ them. He had even risen from his place, and the conference was on the
+ point of breaking up, when a new voice joined suddenly in the
+ conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cabman sat with his back turned upon the party, smoking a meerschaum
+ pipe. Not a word of Tommy's eloquence had missed him, and he now faced
+ suddenly about with these amazing words:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Excuse me, gentlemen; if you'll buy me the ship I want, I'll get
+ you the trade on credit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a pause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what do YOU, mean?&rdquo; gasped Tommy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better tell 'em who I am, Billy,&rdquo; said the cabman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Think it safe, Joe?&rdquo; inquired Mr. Bostock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll take my risk of it,&rdquo; returned the cabman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said Bostock, rising solemnly, &ldquo;let me make
+ you acquainted with Captain Wicks of the Grace Darling.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, gentlemen, that is what I am,&rdquo; said the cabman. &ldquo;You
+ know I've been in trouble; and I don't deny but what I struck the blow,
+ and where was I to get evidence of my provocation? So I turned to and took
+ a cab, and I've driven one for three year now and nobody the wiser.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; said Carthew, joining almost for the
+ first time; &ldquo;I'm a new chum. What was the charge?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Murder,&rdquo; said Captain Wicks, &ldquo;and I don't deny but what
+ I struck the blow. And there's no sense in my trying to deny I was afraid
+ to go to trial, or why would I be here? But it's a fact it was flat
+ mutiny. Ask Billy here. He knows how it was.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carthew breathed long; he had a strange, half-pleasurable sense of wading
+ deeper in the tide of life. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;you were
+ going on to say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was going on to say this,&rdquo; said the captain sturdily.
+ &ldquo;I've overheard what Mr. Hadden has been saying, and I think he
+ talks good sense. I like some of his ideas first chop. He's sound on
+ traderooms; he's all there on the traderoom, and I see that he and I would
+ pull together. Then you're both gentlemen, and I like that,&rdquo;
+ observed Captain Wicks. &ldquo;And then I'll tell you I'm tired of this
+ cabbing cruise, and I want to get to work again. Now, here's my offer.
+ I've a little money I can stake up,&mdash;all of a hundred anyway. Then my
+ old firm will give me trade, and jump at the chance; they never lost by
+ me; they know what I'm worth as supercargo. And, last of all, you want a
+ good captain to sail your ship for you. Well, here I am. I've sailed
+ schooners for ten years. Ask Billy if I can handle a schooner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No man better,&rdquo; said Billy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And as for my character as a shipmate,&rdquo; concluded Wicks,
+ &ldquo;go and ask my old firm.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But look here!&rdquo; cried Hadden, &ldquo;how do you mean to
+ manage? You can whisk round in a hansom, and no questions asked. But if
+ you try to come on a quarter-deck, my boy, you'll get nabbed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll have to keep back till the last,&rdquo; replied Wicks, &ldquo;and
+ take another name.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But how about clearing? what other name?&rdquo; asked Tommy, a
+ little bewildered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know yet,&rdquo; returned the captain, with a grin. &ldquo;I'll
+ see what the name is on my new certificate, and that'll be good enough for
+ me. If I can't get one to buy, though I never heard of such a thing,
+ there's old Kirkup, he's turned some sort of farmer down Bondi way; he'll
+ hire me his.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You seemed to speak as if you had a ship in view,&rdquo; said
+ Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I have, too,&rdquo; said Captain Wicks, &ldquo;and a beauty.
+ Schooner yacht Dream; got lines you never saw the beat of; and a witch to
+ go. She passed me once off Thursday Island, doing two knots to my one and
+ laying a point and a half better; and the Grace Darling was a ship that I
+ was proud of. I took and tore my hair. The Dream's been MY dream ever
+ since. That was in her old days, when she carried a blue ens'n. Grant
+ Sanderson was the party as owned her; he was rich and mad, and got a fever
+ at last somewhere about the Fly River, and took and died. The captain
+ brought the body back to Sydney, and paid off. Well, it turned out Grant
+ Sanderson had left any quantity of wills and any quantity of widows, and
+ no fellow could make out which was the genuine article. All the widows
+ brought lawsuits against all the rest, and every will had a firm of
+ lawyers on the quarterdeck as long as your arm. They tell me it was one of
+ the biggest turns-to that ever was seen, bar Tichborne; the Lord
+ Chamberlain himself was floored, and so was the Lord Chancellor; and all
+ that time the Dream lay rotting up by Glebe Point. Well, it's done now;
+ they've picked out a widow and a will; tossed up for it, as like as not;
+ and the Dream's for sale. She'll go cheap; she's had a long turn-to at
+ rotting.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What size is she?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, big enough. We don't want her bigger. A hundred and ninety,
+ going two hundred,&rdquo; replied the captain. &ldquo;She's fully big for
+ us three; it would be all the better if we had another hand, though it's a
+ pity too, when you can pick up natives for half nothing. Then we must have
+ a cook. I can fix raw sailor-men, but there's no going to sea with a
+ new-chum cook. I can lay hands on the man we want for that: a Highway boy,
+ an old shipmate of mine, of the name of Amalu. Cooks first rate, and it's
+ always better to have a native; he aint fly, you can turn him to as you
+ please, and he don't know enough to stand out for his rights.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the moment that Captain Wicks joined in the conversation, Carthew
+ recovered interest and confidence; the man (whatever he might have done)
+ was plainly good-natured, and plainly capable; if he thought well of the
+ enterprise, offered to contribute money, brought experience, and could
+ thus solve at a word the problem of the trade, Carthew was content to go
+ ahead. As for Hadden, his cup was full; he and Bostock forgave each other
+ in champagne; toast followed toast; it was proposed and carried amid
+ acclamation to change the name of the schooner (when she should be bought)
+ to the Currency Lass; and the Currency Lass Island Trading Company was
+ practically founded before dusk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Three days later, Carthew stood before the lawyer, still in his jean suit,
+ received his hundred and fifty pounds, and proceeded rather timidly to ask
+ for more indulgence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have a chance to get on in the world,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;By
+ to-morrow evening I expect to be part owner of a ship.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dangerous property, Mr. Carthew,&rdquo; said the lawyer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not if the partners work her themselves and stand to go down along
+ with her,&rdquo; was the reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I conceive it possible you might make something of it in that way,&rdquo;
+ returned the other. &ldquo;But are you a seaman? I thought you had been in
+ the diplomatic service.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am an old yachtsman,&rdquo; said Norris. &ldquo;And I must do the
+ best I can. A fellow can't live in New South Wales upon diplomacy. But the
+ point I wish to prepare you for is this. It will be impossible I should
+ present myself here next quarter-day; we expect to make a six months'
+ cruise of it among the islands.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sorry, Mr. Carthew: I can't hear of that,&rdquo; replied the
+ lawyer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I mean upon the same conditions as the last,&rdquo; said Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The conditions are exactly opposite,&rdquo; said the lawyer.
+ &ldquo;Last time I had reason to know you were in the colony; and even
+ then I stretched a point. This time, by your own confession, you are
+ contemplating a breach of the agreement; and I give you warning if you
+ carry it out and I receive proof of it (for I will agree to regard this
+ conversation as confidential) I shall have no choice but to do my duty. Be
+ here on quarter-day, or your allowance ceases.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is very hard and, I think, rather silly,&rdquo; returned
+ Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is not of my doing. I have my instructions,&rdquo; said the
+ lawyer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you so read these instructions, that I am to be prohibited from
+ making an honest livelihood?&rdquo; asked Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let us be frank,&rdquo; said the lawyer. &ldquo;I find nothing in
+ these instructions about an honest livelihood. I have no reason to suppose
+ my clients care anything about that. I have reason to suppose only one
+ thing,&mdash;that they mean you shall stay in this colony, and to guess
+ another, Mr. Carthew. And to guess another.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean by that?&rdquo; asked Norris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I mean that I imagine, on very strong grounds, that your family
+ desire to see no more of you,&rdquo; said the lawyer. &ldquo;O, they may
+ be very wrong; but that is the impression conveyed, that is what I suppose
+ I am paid to bring about, and I have no choice but to try and earn my
+ hire.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I would scorn to deceive you,&rdquo; said Norris, with a strong
+ flush, &ldquo;you have guessed rightly. My family refuse to see me; but I
+ am not going to England, I am going to the islands. How does that affect
+ the islands?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, but I don't know that you are going to the islands,&rdquo; said
+ the lawyer, looking down, and spearing the blotting-paper with a pencil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon. I have the pleasure of informing you,&rdquo;
+ said Norris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am afraid, Mr. Carthew, that I cannot regard that communication
+ as official,&rdquo; was the slow reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am not accustomed to have my word doubted!&rdquo; cried Norris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush! I allow no one to raise his voice in my office,&rdquo; said
+ the lawyer. &ldquo;And for that matter&mdash;you seem to be a young
+ gentleman of sense&mdash;consider what I know of you. You are a discarded
+ son; your family pays money to be shut of you. What have you done? I don't
+ know. But do you not see how foolish I should be, if I exposed my business
+ reputation on the safeguard of the honour of a gentleman of whom I know
+ just so much and no more? This interview is very disagreeable. Why prolong
+ it? Write home, get my instructions changed, and I will change my
+ behaviour. Not otherwise.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am very fond of three hundred a year,&rdquo; said Norris, &ldquo;but
+ I cannot pay the price required. I shall not have the pleasure of seeing
+ you again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You must please yourself,&rdquo; said the lawyer. &ldquo;Fail to be
+ here next quarter-day, and the thing stops. But I warn you, and I mean the
+ warning in a friendly spirit. Three months later you will be here begging,
+ and I shall have no choice but to show you in the street.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish you a good-evening,&rdquo; said Norris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The same to you, Mr. Carthew,&rdquo; retorted the lawyer, and rang
+ for his clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it befell that Norris during what remained to him of arduous days in
+ Sydney, saw not again the face of his legal adviser; and he was already at
+ sea, and land was out of sight, when Hadden brought him a Sydney paper,
+ over which he had been dozing in the shadow of the galley, and showed him
+ an advertisement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Norris Carthew is earnestly entreated to call without delay at
+ the office of Mr. &mdash;&mdash;, where important intelligence awaits him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It must manage to wait for me six months,&rdquo; said Norris,
+ lightly enough, but yet conscious of a pang of curiosity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXIII. THE BUDGET OF THE &ldquo;CURRENCY LASS.&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Before noon on the 26th November, there cleared from the port of Sydney
+ the schooner, Currency Lass. The owner, Norris Carthew, was on board in
+ the somewhat unusual position of mate; the master's name purported to be
+ William Kirkup; the cook was a Hawaiian boy, Joseph Amalu; and there were
+ two hands before the mast, Thomas Hadden and Richard Hemstead, the latter
+ chosen partly because of his humble character, partly because he had an
+ odd-job-man's handiness with tools. The Currency Lass was bound for the
+ South Sea Islands, and first of all for Butaritari in the Gilberts, on a
+ register; but it was understood about the harbour that her cruise was more
+ than half a pleasure trip. A friend of the late Grant Sanderson (of
+ Auchentroon and Kilclarty) might have recognised in that tall-masted ship,
+ the transformed and rechristened Dream; and the Lloyd's surveyor, had the
+ services of such a one been called in requisition, must have found
+ abundant subject of remark.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For time, during her three years' inaction, had eaten deep into the Dream
+ and her fittings; she had sold in consequence a shade above her value as
+ old junk; and the three adventurers had scarce been able to afford even
+ the most vital repairs. The rigging, indeed, had been partly renewed, and
+ the rest set up; all Grant Sanderson's old canvas had been patched
+ together into one decently serviceable suit of sails; Grant Sanderson's
+ masts still stood, and might have wondered at themselves. &ldquo;I haven't
+ the heart to tap them,&rdquo; Captain Wicks used to observe, as he
+ squinted up their height or patted their rotundity; and &ldquo;as rotten
+ as our foremast&rdquo; was an accepted metaphor in the ship's company. The
+ sequel rather suggests it may have been sounder than was thought; but no
+ one knew for certain, just as no one except the captain appreciated the
+ dangers of the cruise. The captain, indeed, saw with clear eyes and spoke
+ his mind aloud; and though a man of an astonishing hot-blooded courage,
+ following life and taking its dangers in the spirit of a hound upon the
+ slot, he had made a point of a big whaleboat. &ldquo;Take your choice,&rdquo;
+ he had said; &ldquo;either new masts and rigging or that boat. I simply
+ ain't going to sea without the one or the other. Chicken coops are good
+ enough, no doubt, and so is a dinghy; but they ain't for Joe.&rdquo; And
+ his partners had been forced to consent, and saw six and thirty pounds of
+ their small capital vanish in the turn of a hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All four had toiled the best part of six weeks getting ready; and though
+ Captain Wicks was of course not seen or heard of, a fifth was there to
+ help them, a fellow in a bushy red beard, which he would sometimes lay
+ aside when he was below, and who strikingly resembled Captain Wicks in
+ voice and character. As for Captain Kirkup, he did not appear till the
+ last moment, when he proved to be a burly mariner, bearded like Abou Ben
+ Adhem. All the way down the harbour and through the Heads, his milk-white
+ whiskers blew in the wind and were conspicuous from shore; but the
+ Currency Lass had no sooner turned her back upon the lighthouse, than he
+ went below for the inside of five seconds and reappeared clean shaven. So
+ many doublings and devices were required to get to sea with an unseaworthy
+ ship and a captain that was &ldquo;wanted.&rdquo; Nor might even these
+ have sufficed, but for the fact that Hadden was a public character, and
+ the whole cruise regarded with an eye of indulgence as one of Tom's
+ engaging eccentricities. The ship, besides, had been a yacht before; and
+ it came the more natural to allow her still some of the dangerous
+ liberties of her old employment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A strange ship they had made of it, her lofty spars disfigured with
+ patched canvas, her panelled cabin fitted for a traderoom with rude
+ shelves. And the life they led in that anomalous schooner was no less
+ curious than herself. Amalu alone berthed forward; the rest occupied
+ staterooms, camped upon the satin divans, and sat down in Grant
+ Sanderson's parquetry smoking-room to meals of junk and potatoes, bad of
+ their kind and often scant in quantity. Hemstead grumbled; Tommy had
+ occasional moments of revolt and increased the ordinary by a few haphazard
+ tins or a bottle of his own brown sherry. But Hemstead grumbled from
+ habit, Tommy revolted only for the moment, and there was underneath a real
+ and general acquiescence in these hardships. For besides onions and
+ potatoes, the Currency Lass may be said to have gone to sea without
+ stores. She carried two thousand pounds' worth of assorted trade, advanced
+ on credit, their whole hope and fortune. It was upon this that they
+ subsisted&mdash;mice in their own granary. They dined upon their future
+ profits; and every scanty meal was so much in the savings bank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Republican as were their manners, there was no practical, at least no
+ dangerous, lack of discipline. Wicks was the only sailor on board, there
+ was none to criticise; and besides, he was so easy-going, and so
+ merry-minded, that none could bear to disappoint him. Carthew did his
+ best, partly for the love of doing it, partly for love of the captain;
+ Amalu was a willing drudge, and even Hemstead and Hadden turned to upon
+ occasion with a will. Tommy's department was the trade and traderoom; he
+ would work down in the hold or over the shelves of the cabin, till the
+ Sydney dandy was unrecognizable; come up at last, draw a bucket of
+ sea-water, bathe, change, and lie down on deck over a big sheaf of Sydney
+ <i>Heralds</i> and <i>Dead Birds</i>, or perhaps with a volume of Buckle's
+ <i>History of Civilisation</i>, the standard work selected for that
+ cruise. In the latter case, a smile went round the ship, for Buckle almost
+ invariably laid his student out, and when Tom awoke again he was almost
+ always in the humour for brown sherry. The connection was so well
+ established that &ldquo;a glass of Buckle&rdquo; or &ldquo;a bottle of
+ civilisation&rdquo; became current pleasantries on board the Currency
+ Lass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hemstead's province was that of the repairs, and he had his hands full.
+ Nothing on board but was decayed in a proportion; the lamps leaked; so did
+ the decks; door-knobs came off in the hand, mouldings parted company with
+ the panels, the pump declined to suck, and the defective bathroom came
+ near to swamp the ship. Wicks insisted that all the nails were long ago
+ consumed, and that she was only glued together by the rust. &ldquo;You
+ shouldn't make me laugh so much, Tommy,&rdquo; he would say. &ldquo;I'm
+ afraid I'll shake the sternpost out of her.&rdquo; And, as Hemstead went
+ to and fro with his tool basket on an endless round of tinkering, Wicks
+ lost no opportunity of chaffing him upon his duties. &ldquo;If you'd turn
+ to at sailoring or washing paint or something useful, now,&rdquo; he would
+ say, &ldquo;I could see the fun of it. But to be mending things that
+ haven't no insides to them appears to me the height of foolishness.&rdquo;
+ And doubtless these continual pleasantries helped to reassure the
+ landsmen, who went to and fro unmoved, under circumstances that might have
+ daunted Nelson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The weather was from the outset splendid, and the wind fair and steady.
+ The ship sailed like a witch. &ldquo;This Currency Lass is a powerful old
+ girl, and has more complaints than I would care to put a name on,&rdquo;
+ the captain would say, as he pricked the chart; &ldquo;but she could show
+ her blooming heels to anything of her size in the Western Pacific.&rdquo;
+ To wash decks, relieve the wheel, do the day's work after dinner on the
+ smoking-room table, and take in kites at night,&mdash;such was the easy
+ routine of their life. In the evening&mdash;above all, if Tommy had
+ produced some of his civilisation&mdash;yarns and music were the rule.
+ Amalu had a sweet Hawaiian voice; and Hemstead, a great hand upon the
+ banjo, accompanied his own quavering tenor with effect. There was a sense
+ in which the little man could sing. It was great to hear him deliver <i>My
+ Boy Tammie</i> in Austrylian; and the words (some of the worst of the
+ ruffian Macneil's) were hailed in his version with inextinguishable mirth.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Where hye ye been a' dye?
+</pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ he would ask, and answer himself:&mdash;
+
+ I've been by burn and flowery brye,
+ Meadow green an' mountain grye,
+ Courtin' o' this young thing,
+ Just come frye her mammie.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It was the accepted jest for all hands to greet the conclusion of this
+ song with the simultaneous cry: &ldquo;My word!&rdquo; thus winging the
+ arrow of ridicule with a feather from the singer's wing. But he had his
+ revenge with <i>Home, Sweet Home,</i> and <i>Where is my Wandering Boy
+ To-night?</i>&mdash;ditties into which he threw the most intolerable
+ pathos. It appeared he had no home, nor had ever had one, nor yet any
+ vestige of a family, except a truculent uncle, a baker in Newcastle,
+ N.S.W. His domestic sentiment was therefore wholly in the air, and
+ expressed an unrealised ideal. Or perhaps, of all his experiences, this of
+ the Currency Lass, with its kindly, playful, and tolerant society,
+ approached it the most nearly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is perhaps because I know the sequel, but I can never think upon this
+ voyage without a profound sense of pity and mystery; of the ship (once the
+ whim of a rich blackguard) faring with her battered fineries and upon her
+ homely errand, across the plains of ocean, and past the gorgeous scenery
+ of dawn and sunset; and the ship's company, so strangely assembled, so
+ Britishly chuckle-headed, filling their days with chaff in place of
+ conversation; no human book on board with them except Hadden's Buckle, and
+ not a creature fit either to read or to understand it; and the one mark of
+ any civilised interest, being when Carthew filled in his spare hours with
+ the pencil and the brush: the whole unconscious crew of them posting in
+ the meanwhile towards so tragic a disaster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Twenty-eight days out of Sydney, on Christmas eve, they fetched up to the
+ entrance of the lagoon, and plied all that night outside, keeping their
+ position by the lights of fishers on the reef and the outlines of the
+ palms against the cloudy sky. With the break of day, the schooner was hove
+ to, and the signal for a pilot shown. But it was plain her lights must
+ have been observed in the darkness by the native fishermen, and word
+ carried to the settlement, for a boat was already under weigh. She came
+ towards them across the lagoon under a great press of sail, lying
+ dangerously down, so that at times, in the heavier puffs, they thought she
+ would turn turtle; covered the distance in fine style, luffed up smartly
+ alongside, and emitted a haggard looking white man in pyjamas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good-mornin', Cap'n,&rdquo; said he, when he had made good his
+ entrance. &ldquo;I was taking you for a Fiji man-of-war, what with your
+ flush decks and them spars. Well, gen'lemen all, here's wishing you a
+ Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year,&rdquo; he added, and lurched against
+ a stay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, you're never the pilot?&rdquo; exclaimed Wicks, studying him
+ with a profound disfavour. &ldquo;You've never taken a ship in&mdash;don't
+ tell me!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I should guess I have,&rdquo; returned the pilot. &ldquo;I'm
+ Captain Dobbs, I am; and when I take charge, the captain of that ship can
+ go below and shave.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, man alive! you're drunk, man!&rdquo; cried the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Drunk!&rdquo; repeated Dobbs. &ldquo;You can't have seen much life
+ if you call me drunk. I'm only just beginning. Come night, I won't say; I
+ guess I'll be properly full by then. But now I'm the soberest man in all
+ Big Muggin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It won't do,&rdquo; retorted Wicks. &ldquo;Not for Joseph, sir. I
+ can't have you piling up my schooner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Dobbs, &ldquo;lay and rot where you are, or
+ take and go in and pile her up for yourself like the captain of the
+ Leslie. That's business, I guess; grudged me twenty dollars' pilotage, and
+ lost twenty thousand in trade and a brand new schooner; ripped the keel
+ right off of her, and she went down in the inside of four minutes, and
+ lies in twenty fathom, trade and all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's all this?&rdquo; cried Wicks. &ldquo;Trade? What vessel was
+ this Leslie, anyhow?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Consigned to Cohen and Co., from 'Frisco,&rdquo; returned the
+ pilot, &ldquo;and badly wanted. There's a barque inside filling up for
+ Hamburg&mdash;you see her spars over there; and there's two more ships
+ due, all the way from Germany, one in two months, they say, and one in
+ three; Cohen and Co.'s agent (that's Mr. Topelius) has taken and lain down
+ with the jaundice on the strength of it. I guess most people would, in his
+ shoes; no trade, no copra, and twenty hundred ton of shipping due. If
+ you've any copra on board, cap'n, here's your chance. Topelius will buy,
+ gold down, and give three cents. It's all found money to him, the way it
+ is, whatever he pays for it. And that's what come of going back on the
+ pilot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Excuse me one moment, Captain Dobbs. I wish to speak with my mate,&rdquo;
+ said the captain, whose face had begun to shine and his eyes to sparkle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Please yourself,&rdquo; replied the pilot. &ldquo;You couldn't
+ think of offering a man a nip, could you? just to brace him up. This kind
+ of thing looks damned inhospitable, and gives a schooner a bad name.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll talk about that after the anchor's down,&rdquo; returned
+ Wicks, and he drew Carthew forward. &ldquo;I say,&rdquo; he whispered,
+ &ldquo;here's a fortune.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How much do you call that?&rdquo; asked Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't put a figure on it yet&mdash;I daren't!&rdquo; said the
+ captain. &ldquo;We might cruise twenty years and not find the match of it.
+ And suppose another ship came in to-night? Everything's possible! And the
+ difficulty is this Dobbs. He's as drunk as a marine. How can we trust him?
+ We ain't insured&mdash;worse luck!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Suppose you took him aloft and got him to point out the channel?&rdquo;
+ suggested Carthew. &ldquo;If he tallied at all with the chart, and didn't
+ fall out of the rigging, perhaps we might risk it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, all's risk here,&rdquo; returned the captain. &ldquo;Take the
+ wheel yourself, and stand by. Mind, if there's two orders, follow mine,
+ not his. Set the cook for'ard with the heads'ls, and the two others at the
+ main sheet, and see they don't sit on it.&rdquo; With that he called the
+ pilot; they swarmed aloft in the fore rigging, and presently after there
+ was bawled down the welcome order to ease sheets and fill away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At a quarter before nine o'clock on Christmas morning the anchor was let
+ go.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first cruise of the Currency Lass had thus ended in a stroke of
+ fortune almost beyond hope. She had brought two thousand pounds' worth of
+ trade, straight as a homing pigeon, to the place where it was most
+ required. And Captain Wicks (or, rather, Captain Kirkup) showed himself
+ the man to make the best of his advantage. For hard upon two days he
+ walked a verandah with Topelius, for hard upon two days his partners
+ watched from the neighbouring public house the field of battle; and the
+ lamps were not yet lighted on the evening of the second before the enemy
+ surrendered. Wicks came across to the Sans Souci, as the saloon was
+ called, his face nigh black, his eyes almost closed and all bloodshot, and
+ yet bright as lighted matches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come out here, boys,&rdquo; he said; and when they were some way
+ off among the palms, &ldquo;I hold twenty-four,&rdquo; he added in a voice
+ scarcely recognizable, and doubtless referring to the venerable game of
+ cribbage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean?&rdquo; asked Tommy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've sold the trade,&rdquo; answered Wicks; &ldquo;or, rather, I've
+ sold only some of it, for I've kept back all the mess beef and half the
+ flour and biscuit; and, by God, we're still provisioned for four months!
+ By God, it's as good as stolen!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My word!&rdquo; cried Hemstead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But what have you sold it for?&rdquo; gasped Carthew, the captain's
+ almost insane excitement shaking his nerve.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let me tell it my own way,&rdquo; cried Wicks, loosening his neck.
+ &ldquo;Let me get at it gradual, or I'll explode. I've not only sold it,
+ boys, I've wrung out a charter on my own terms to 'Frisco and back; on my
+ own terms. I made a point of it. I fooled him first by making believe I
+ wanted copra, which of course I knew he wouldn't hear of&mdash;couldn't,
+ in fact; and whenever he showed fight, I trotted out the copra, and that
+ man dived! I would take nothing but copra, you see; and so I've got the
+ blooming lot in specie&mdash;all but two short bills on 'Frisco. And the
+ sum? Well, this whole adventure, including two thousand pounds of credit,
+ cost us two thousand seven hundred and some odd. That's all paid back; in
+ thirty days' cruise we've paid for the schooner and the trade. Heard ever
+ any man the match of that? And it's not all! For besides that,&rdquo; said
+ the captain, hammering his words, &ldquo;we've got Thirteen Blooming
+ Hundred Pounds of profit to divide. I bled him in four Thou.!&rdquo; he
+ cried, in a voice that broke like a schoolboy's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a moment the partners looked upon their chief with stupefaction,
+ incredulous surprise their only feeling. Tommy was the first to grasp the
+ consequences.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here,&rdquo; he said, in a hard, business tone. &ldquo;Come back to
+ that saloon. I've got to get drunk.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You must please excuse me, boys,&rdquo; said the captain,
+ earnestly. &ldquo;I daren't taste nothing. If I was to drink one glass of
+ beer, it's my belief I'd have the apoplexy. The last scrimmage, and the
+ blooming triumph, pretty nigh hand done me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then, three cheers for the captain,&rdquo; proposed Tommy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Wicks held up a shaking hand. &ldquo;Not that either, boys,&rdquo; he
+ pleaded. &ldquo;Think of the other buffer, and let him down easy. If I'm
+ like this, just fancy what Topelius is! If he heard us singing out, he'd
+ have the staggers.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a matter of fact, Topelius accepted his defeat with a good grace; but
+ the crew of the wrecked Leslie, who were in the same employment and loyal
+ to their firm, took the thing more bitterly. Rough words and ugly looks
+ were common. Once even they hooted Captain Wicks from the saloon verandah;
+ the Currency Lasses drew out on the other side; for some minutes there had
+ like to have been a battle in Butaritari; and though the occasion passed
+ off without blows, it left on either side an increase of ill-feeling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No such small matter could affect the happiness of the successful traders.
+ Five days more the ship lay in the lagoon, with little employment for any
+ one but Tommy and the captain, for Topelius's natives discharged cargo and
+ brought ballast; the time passed like a pleasant dream; the adventurers
+ sat up half the night debating and praising their good fortune, or strayed
+ by day in the narrow isle, gaping like Cockney tourists; and on the first
+ of the new year, the Currency Lass weighed anchor for the second time and
+ set sail for 'Frisco, attended by the same fine weather and good luck. She
+ crossed the doldrums with but small delay; on a wind and in ballast of
+ broken coral, she outdid expectations; and, what added to the happiness of
+ the ship's company, the small amount of work that fell on them to do, was
+ now lessened by the presence of another hand. This was the boatswain of
+ the Leslie; he had been on bad terms with his own captain, had already
+ spent his wages in the saloons of Butaritari, had wearied of the place,
+ and while all his shipmates coldly refused to set foot on board the
+ Currency Lass, he had offered to work his passage to the coast. He was a
+ north of Ireland man, between Scotch and Irish, rough, loud, humorous, and
+ emotional, not without sterling qualities, and an expert and careful
+ sailor. His frame of mind was different indeed from that of his new
+ shipmates; instead of making an unexpected fortune, he had lost a berth;
+ and he was besides disgusted with the rations, and really appalled at the
+ condition of the schooner. A stateroom door had stuck, the first day at
+ sea, and Mac (as they called him) laid his strength to it and plucked it
+ from the hinges.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Glory!&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;this ship's rotten.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe you, my boy,&rdquo; said Captain Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day the sailor was observed with his nose aloft.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't you get looking at these sticks,&rdquo; the captain said,
+ &ldquo;or you'll have a fit and fall overboard.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mac turned towards the speaker with rather a wild eye. &ldquo;Why, I see
+ what looks like a patch of dry rot up yonder, that I bet I could stick my
+ fist into,&rdquo; said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Looks as if a fellow could stick his head into it, don't it?&rdquo;
+ returned Wicks. &ldquo;But there's no good prying into things that can't
+ be mended.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think I was a Currency Ass to come on board of her!&rdquo;
+ reflected Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I never said she was seaworthy,&rdquo; replied the captain:
+ &ldquo;I only said she could show her blooming heels to anything afloat.
+ And besides, I don't know that it's dry rot; I kind of sometimes hope it
+ isn't. Here; turn to and heave the log; that'll cheer you up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, there's no denying it, you're a holy captain,&rdquo; said
+ Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And from that day on, he made but the one reference to the ship's
+ condition; and that was whenever Tommy drew upon his cellar. &ldquo;Here's
+ to the junk trade!&rdquo; he would say, as he held out his can of sherry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why do you always say that?&rdquo; asked Tommy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I had an uncle in the business,&rdquo; replied Mac, and launched at
+ once into a yarn, in which an incredible number of the characters were
+ &ldquo;laid out as nice as you would want to see,&rdquo; and the oaths
+ made up about two-fifths of every conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Only once he gave them a taste of his violence; he talked of it, indeed,
+ often; &ldquo;I'm rather a voilent man,&rdquo; he would say, not without
+ pride; but this was the only specimen. Of a sudden, he turned on Hemstead
+ in the ship's waist, knocked him against the foresail boom, then knocked
+ him under it, and had set him up and knocked him down once more, before
+ any one had drawn a breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here! Belay that!&rdquo; roared Wicks, leaping to his feet. &ldquo;I
+ won't have none of this.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mac turned to the captain with ready civility. &ldquo;I only want to learn
+ him manners,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;He took and called me Irishman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did he?&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;O, that's a different story! What
+ made you do it, you tomfool? You ain't big enough to call any man that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't call him it,&rdquo; spluttered Hemstead, through his blood
+ and tears. &ldquo;I only mentioned-like he was.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, let's have no more of it,&rdquo; said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you ARE Irish, ain't you?&rdquo; Carthew asked of his new
+ shipmate shortly after.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I may be,&rdquo; replied Mac, &ldquo;but I'll allow no Sydney duck
+ to call me so. No,&rdquo; he added, with a sudden heated countenance,
+ &ldquo;nor any Britisher that walks! Why, look here,&rdquo; he went on,
+ &ldquo;you're a young swell, aren't you? Suppose I called you that! 'I'll
+ show you,' you would say, and turn to and take it out of me straight.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the 28th of January, when in lat. 27 degrees 20' N., long. 177 degrees
+ W., the wind chopped suddenly into the west, not very strong, but puffy
+ and with flaws of rain. The captain, eager for easting, made a fair wind
+ of it and guyed the booms out wing and wing. It was Tommy's trick at the
+ wheel, and as it was within half an hour of the relief (seven thirty in
+ the morning), the captain judged it not worth while to change him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The puffs were heavy but short; there was nothing to be called a squall,
+ no danger to the ship, and scarce more than usual to the doubtful spars.
+ All hands were on deck in their oilskins, expecting breakfast; the galley
+ smoked, the ship smelt of coffee, all were in good humour to be speeding
+ eastward a full nine; when the rotten foresail tore suddenly between two
+ cloths and then split to either hand. It was for all the world as though
+ some archangel with a huge sword had slashed it with the figure of a
+ cross; all hands ran to secure the slatting canvas; and in the sudden
+ uproar and alert, Tommy Hadden lost his head. Many of his days have been
+ passed since then in explaining how the thing happened; of these
+ explanations it will be sufficient to say that they were all different and
+ none satisfactory; and the gross fact remains that the main boom gybed,
+ carried away the tackle, broke the mainmast some three feet above the deck
+ and whipped it overboard. For near a minute the suspected foremast
+ gallantly resisted; then followed its companion; and by the time the wreck
+ was cleared, of the whole beautiful fabric that enabled them to skim the
+ seas, two ragged stumps remained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In these vast and solitary waters, to be dismasted is perhaps the worst
+ calamity. Let the ship turn turtle and go down, and at least the pang is
+ over. But men chained on a hulk may pass months scanning the empty sea
+ line and counting the steps of death's invisible approach. There is no
+ help but in the boats, and what a help is that! There heaved the Currency
+ Lass, for instance, a wingless lump, and the nearest human coast (that of
+ Kauai in the Sandwiches) lay about a thousand miles to south and east of
+ her. Over the way there, to men contemplating that passage in an open
+ boat, all kinds of misery, and the fear of death and of madness, brooded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A serious company sat down to breakfast; but the captain helped his
+ neighbours with a smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, boys,&rdquo; he said, after a pull at the hot coffee, &ldquo;we're
+ done with this Currency Lass, and no mistake. One good job: we made her
+ pay while she lasted, and she paid first rate; and if we were to try our
+ hand again, we can try in style. Another good job: we have a fine, stiff,
+ roomy boat, and you know who you have to thank for that. We've got six
+ lives to save, and a pot of money; and the point is, where are we to take
+ 'em?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's all two thousand miles to the nearest of the Sandwiches, I
+ fancy,&rdquo; observed Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, not so bad as that,&rdquo; returned the captain. &ldquo;But
+ it's bad enough: rather better'n a thousand.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know a man who once did twelve hundred in a boat,&rdquo; said
+ Mac, &ldquo;and he had all he wanted. He fetched ashore in the Marquesas,
+ and never set a foot on anything floating from that day to this. He said
+ he would rather put a pistol to his head and knock his brains out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, ay!&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;Well I remember a boat's crew
+ that made this very island of Kauai, and from just about where we lie, or
+ a bit further. When they got up with the land, they were clean crazy.
+ There was an iron-bound coast and an Old Bob Ridley of a surf on. The
+ natives hailed 'em from fishing-boats, and sung out it couldn't be done at
+ the money. Much they cared! there was the land, that was all they knew;
+ and they turned to and drove the boat slap ashore in the thick of it, and
+ was all drowned but one. No; boat trips are my eye,&rdquo; concluded the
+ captain, gloomily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tone was surprising in a man of his indomitable temper. &ldquo;Come,
+ Captain,&rdquo; said Carthew, &ldquo;you have something else up your
+ sleeve; out with it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a fact,&rdquo; admitted Wicks. &ldquo;You see there's a raft
+ of little bally reefs about here, kind of chicken-pox on the chart. Well,
+ I looked 'em all up, and there's one&mdash;Midway or Brooks they call it,
+ not forty mile from our assigned position&mdash;that I got news of. It
+ turns out it's a coaling station of the Pacific Mail,&rdquo; he said,
+ simply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, and I know it ain't no such a thing,&rdquo; said Mac. &ldquo;I
+ been quartermaster in that line myself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; returned Wicks. &ldquo;There's the book. Read
+ what Hoyt says&mdash;read it aloud and let the others hear.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hoyt's falsehood (as readers know) was explicit; incredulity was
+ impossible, and the news itself delightful beyond hope. Each saw in his
+ mind's eye the boat draw in to a trim island with a wharf, coal-sheds,
+ gardens, the Stars and Stripes and the white cottage of the keeper; saw
+ themselves idle a few weeks in tolerable quarters, and then step on board
+ the China mail, romantic waifs, and yet with pocketsful of money, calling
+ for champagne, and waited on by troops of stewards. Breakfast, that had
+ begun so dully, ended amid sober jubilation, and all hands turned
+ immediately to prepare the boat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now that all spars were gone, it was no easy job to get her launched. Some
+ of the necessary cargo was first stowed on board; the specie, in
+ particular, being packed in a strong chest and secured with lashings to
+ the afterthwart in case of a capsize. Then a piece of the bulwark was
+ razed to the level of the deck, and the boat swung thwart-ship, made fast
+ with a slack line to either stump, and successfully run out. For a voyage
+ of forty miles to hospitable quarters, not much food or water was
+ required; but they took both in superfluity. Amalu and Mac, both ingrained
+ sailor-men, had chests which were the headquarters of their lives; two
+ more chests with handbags, oilskins, and blankets supplied the others;
+ Hadden, amid general applause, added the last case of the brown sherry;
+ the captain brought the log, instruments, and chronometer; nor did
+ Hemstead forget the banjo or a pinned handkerchief of Butaritari shells.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was about three P.M. when they pushed off, and (the wind being still
+ westerly) fell to the oars. &ldquo;Well, we've got the guts out of YOU!&rdquo;
+ was the captain's nodded farewell to the hulk of the Currency Lass, which
+ presently shrank and faded in the sea. A little after a calm succeeded,
+ with much rain; and the first meal was eaten, and the watch below lay down
+ to their uneasy slumber on the bilge under a roaring shower-bath. The
+ twenty-ninth dawned overhead from out of ragged clouds; there is no moment
+ when a boat at sea appears so trenchantly black and so conspicuously
+ little; and the crew looked about them at the sky and water with a thrill
+ of loneliness and fear. With sunrise the trade set in, lusty and true to
+ the point; sail was made; the boat flew; and by about four in the
+ afternoon, they were well up with the closed part of the reef, and the
+ captain standing on the thwart, and holding by the mast, was studying the
+ island through the binoculars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, and where's your station?&rdquo; cried Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't someway pick it up,&rdquo; replied the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, nor never will!&rdquo; retorted Mac, with a clang of despair
+ and triumph in his tones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth was soon plain to all. No buoys, no beacons, no lights, no coal,
+ no station; the castaways pulled through a lagoon and landed on an isle,
+ where was no mark of man but wreckwood, and no sound but of the sea. For
+ the seafowl that harboured and lived there at the epoch of my visit were
+ then scattered into the uttermost parts of the ocean, and had left no
+ traces of their sojourn besides dropped feathers and addled eggs. It was
+ to this they had been sent, for this they had stooped all night over the
+ dripping oars, hourly moving further from relief. The boat, for as small
+ as it was, was yet eloquent of the hands of men, a thing alone indeed upon
+ the sea but yet in itself all human; and the isle, for which they had
+ exchanged it, was ingloriously savage, a place of distress, solitude, and
+ hunger unrelieved. There was a strong glare and shadow of the evening over
+ all; in which they sat or lay, not speaking, careless even to eat, men
+ swindled out of life and riches by a lying book. In the great good nature
+ of the whole party, no word of reproach had been addressed to Hadden, the
+ author of these disasters. But the new blow was less magnanimously borne,
+ and many angry glances rested on the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet it was himself who roused them from their lethargy. Grudgingly they
+ obeyed, drew the boat beyond tidemark, and followed him to the top of the
+ miserable islet, whence a view was commanded of the whole wheel of the
+ horizon, then part darkened under the coming night, part dyed with the
+ hues of the sunset and populous with the sunset clouds. Here the camp was
+ pitched and a tent run up with the oars, sails, and mast. And here Amalu,
+ at no man's bidding, from the mere instinct of habitual service, built a
+ fire and cooked a meal. Night was come, and the stars and the silver
+ sickle of new moon beamed overhead, before the meal was ready. The cold
+ sea shone about them, and the fire glowed in their faces, as they ate.
+ Tommy had opened his case, and the brown sherry went the round; but it was
+ long before they came to conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, is it to be Kauai after all?&rdquo; asked Mac suddenly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is bad enough for me,&rdquo; said Tommy. &ldquo;Let's stick it
+ out where we are.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I can tell ye one thing,&rdquo; said Mac, &ldquo;if ye care
+ to hear it. When I was in the China mail, we once made this island. It's
+ in the course from Honolulu.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Deuce it is!&rdquo; cried Carthew. &ldquo;That settles it, then.
+ Let's stay. We must keep good fires going; and there's plenty wreck.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lashings of wreck!&rdquo; said the Irishman. &ldquo;There's nothing
+ here but wreck and coffin boards.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But we'll have to make a proper blyze,&rdquo; objected Hemstead.
+ &ldquo;You can't see a fire like this, not any wye awye, I mean.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Can't you?&rdquo; said Carthew. &ldquo;Look round.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They did, and saw the hollow of the night, the bare, bright face of the
+ sea, and the stars regarding them; and the voices died in their bosoms at
+ the spectacle. In that huge isolation, it seemed they must be visible from
+ China on the one hand and California on the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My God, it's dreary!&rdquo; whispered Hemstead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dreary?&rdquo; cried Mac, and fell suddenly silent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's better than a boat, anyway,&rdquo; said Hadden. &ldquo;I've
+ had my bellyful of boat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What kills me is that specie!&rdquo; the captain broke out. &ldquo;Think
+ of all that riches,&mdash;four thousand in gold, bad silver, and short
+ bills&mdash;all found money, too!&mdash;and no more use than that much
+ dung!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll tell you one thing,&rdquo; said Tommy. &ldquo;I don't like it
+ being in the boat&mdash;I don't care to have it so far away.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, who's to take it?&rdquo; cried Mac, with a guffaw of evil
+ laughter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But this was not at all the feeling of the partners, who rose, clambered
+ down the isle, brought back the inestimable treasure-chest slung upon two
+ oars, and set it conspicuous in the shining of the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's my beauty!&rdquo; cried Wicks, viewing it with a cocked
+ head. &ldquo;That's better than a bonfire. What! we have a chest here, and
+ bills for close upon two thousand pounds; there's no show to that,&mdash;it
+ would go in your vest-pocket,&mdash;but the rest! upwards of forty pounds
+ avoirdupois of coined gold, and close on two hundredweight of Chile
+ silver! What! ain't that good enough to fetch a fleet? Do you mean to say
+ that won't affect a ship's compass? Do you mean to tell me that the
+ lookout won't turn to and SMELL it?&rdquo; he cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mac, who had no part nor lot in the bills, the forty pounds of gold, or
+ the two hundredweight of silver, heard this with impatience, and fell into
+ a bitter, choking laughter. &ldquo;You'll see!&rdquo; he said harshly.
+ &ldquo;You'll be glad to feed them bills into the fire before you're
+ through with ut!&rdquo; And he turned, passed by himself out of the ring
+ of the firelight, and stood gazing seaward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His speech and his departure extinguished instantly those sparks of better
+ humour kindled by the dinner and the chest. The group fell again to an
+ ill-favoured silence, and Hemstead began to touch the banjo, as was his
+ habit of an evening. His repertory was small: the chords of <i>Home, Sweet
+ Home</i> fell under his fingers; and when he had played the symphony, he
+ instinctively raised up his voice. &ldquo;Be it never so 'umble, there's
+ no plyce like 'ome,&rdquo; he sang. The last word was still upon his lips,
+ when the instrument was snatched from him and dashed into the fire; and he
+ turned with a cry to look into the furious countenance of Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll be damned if I stand this!&rdquo; cried the captain, leaping
+ up belligerent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I told ye I was a voilent man,&rdquo; said Mac, with a movement of
+ deprecation very surprising in one of his character. &ldquo;Why don't he
+ give me a chance then? Haven't we enough to bear the way we are?&rdquo;
+ And to the wonder and dismay of all, the man choked upon a sob. &ldquo;It's
+ ashamed of meself I am,&rdquo; he said presently, his Irish accent
+ twenty-fold increased. &ldquo;I ask all your pardons for me voilence; and
+ especially the little man's, who is a harmless crayture, and here's me
+ hand to'm, if he'll condescind to take me by 't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So this scene of barbarity and sentimentalism passed off, leaving behind
+ strange and incongruous impressions. True, every one was perhaps glad when
+ silence succeeded that all too appropriate music; true, Mac's apology and
+ subsequent behaviour rather raised him in the opinion of his
+ fellow-castaways. But the discordant note had been struck, and its
+ harmonics tingled in the brain. In that savage, houseless isle, the
+ passions of man had sounded, if only for the moment, and all men trembled
+ at the possibilities of horror.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was determined to stand watch and watch in case of passing vessels; and
+ Tommy, on fire with an idea, volunteered to stand the first. The rest
+ crawled under the tent, and were soon enjoying that comfortable gift of
+ sleep, which comes everywhere and to all men, quenching anxieties and
+ speeding time. And no sooner were all settled, no sooner had the drone of
+ many snorers begun to mingle with and overcome the surf, than Tommy stole
+ from his post with the case of sherry, and dropped it in a quiet cove in a
+ fathom of water. But the stormy inconstancy of Mac's behaviour had no
+ connection with a gill or two of wine; his passions, angry and otherwise,
+ were on a different sail plan from his neighbours'; and there were
+ possibilities of good and evil in that hybrid Celt beyond their prophecy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About two in the morning, the starry sky&mdash;or so it seemed, for the
+ drowsy watchman had not observed the approach of any cloud&mdash;brimmed
+ over in a deluge; and for three days it rained without remission. The
+ islet was a sponge, the castaways sops; the view all gone, even the reef
+ concealed behind the curtain of the falling water. The fire was soon
+ drowned out; after a couple of boxes of matches had been scratched in
+ vain, it was decided to wait for better weather; and the party lived in
+ wretchedness on raw tins and a ration of hard bread.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the 2nd February, in the dark hours of the morning watch, the clouds
+ were all blown by; the sun rose glorious; and once more the castaways sat
+ by a quick fire, and drank hot coffee with the greed of brutes and
+ sufferers. Thenceforward their affairs moved in a routine. A fire was
+ constantly maintained; and this occupied one hand continuously, and the
+ others for an hour or so in the day. Twice a day, all hands bathed in the
+ lagoon, their chief, almost their only pleasure. Often they fished in the
+ lagoon with good success. And the rest was passed in lolling, strolling,
+ yarns, and disputation. The time of the China steamers was calculated to a
+ nicety; which done, the thought was rejected and ignored. It was one that
+ would not bear consideration. The boat voyage having been tacitly set
+ aside, the desperate part chosen to wait there for the coming of help or
+ of starvation, no man had courage left to look his bargain in the face,
+ far less to discuss it with his neighbours. But the unuttered terror
+ haunted them; in every hour of idleness, at every moment of silence, it
+ returned, and breathed a chill about the circle, and carried men's eyes to
+ the horizon. Then, in a panic of self-defence, they would rally to some
+ other subject. And, in that lone spot, what else was to be found to speak
+ of but the treasure?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That was indeed the chief singularity, the one thing conspicuous in their
+ island life; the presence of that chest of bills and specie dominated the
+ mind like a cathedral; and there were besides connected with it, certain
+ irking problems well fitted to occupy the idle. Two thousand pounds were
+ due to the Sydney firm: two thousand pounds were clear profit, and fell to
+ be divided in varying proportions among six. It had been agreed how the
+ partners were to range; every pound of capital subscribed, every pound
+ that fell due in wages, was to count for one &ldquo;lay.&rdquo; Of these,
+ Tommy could claim five hundred and ten, Carthew one hundred and seventy,
+ Wicks one hundred and forty, and Hemstead and Amalu ten apiece: eight
+ hundred and forty &ldquo;lays&rdquo; in all. What was the value of a lay?
+ This was at first debated in the air and chiefly by the strength of
+ Tommy's lungs. Then followed a series of incorrect calculations; from
+ which they issued, arithmetically foiled, but agreed from weariness upon
+ an approximate value of 2 pounds, 7 shillings 7 1/4 pence. The figures
+ were admittedly incorrect; the sum of the shares came not to 2000 pounds,
+ but to 1996 pounds, 6 shillings: 3 pounds, 14 shillings being thus left
+ unclaimed. But it was the nearest they had yet found, and the highest as
+ well, so that the partners were made the less critical by the
+ contemplation of their splendid dividends. Wicks put in 100 pounds and
+ stood to draw captain's wages for two months; his taking was 333 pounds 3
+ shillings 6 1/2 pence. Carthew had put in 150 pounds: he was to take out
+ 401 pounds, 18 shillings 6 1/2 pence. Tommy's 500 pounds had grown to be
+ 1213 pounds 12 shillings 9 3/4 pence; and Amalu and Hemstead, ranking for
+ wages only, had 22 pounds, 16 shillings 1/2 pence, each.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From talking and brooding on these figures, it was but a step to opening
+ the chest; and once the chest open, the glamour of the cash was
+ irresistible. Each felt that he must see his treasure separate with the
+ eye of flesh, handle it in the hard coin, mark it for his own, and stand
+ forth to himself the approved owner. And here an insurmountable difficulty
+ barred the way. There were some seventeen shillings in English silver: the
+ rest was Chile; and the Chile dollar, which had been taken at the rate of
+ six to the pound sterling, was practically their smallest coin. It was
+ decided, therefore, to divide the pounds only, and to throw the shillings,
+ pence, and fractions in a common fund. This, with the three pound fourteen
+ already in the heel, made a total of seven pounds one shilling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll tell you,&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;Let Carthew and Tommy and
+ me take one pound apiece, and Hemstead and Amalu split the other four, and
+ toss up for the odd bob.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, rot!&rdquo; said Carthew. &ldquo;Tommy and I are bursting
+ already. We can take half a sov' each, and let the other three have forty
+ shillings.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll tell you now&mdash;it's not worth splitting,&rdquo; broke in
+ Mac. &ldquo;I've cards in my chest. Why don't you play for the slump sum?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In that idle place, the proposal was accepted with delight. Mac, as the
+ owner of the cards, was given a stake; the sum was played for in five
+ games of cribbage; and when Amalu, the last survivor in the tournament,
+ was beaten by Mac, it was found the dinner hour was past. After a hasty
+ meal, they fell again immediately to cards, this time (on Carthew's
+ proposal) to Van John. It was then probably two P.M. of the 9th February;
+ and they played with varying chances for twelve hours, slept heavily, and
+ rose late on the morrow to resume the game. All day of the 10th, with
+ grudging intervals for food, and with one long absence on the part of
+ Tommy from which he returned dripping with the case of sherry, they
+ continued to deal and stake. Night fell: they drew the closer to the fire.
+ It was maybe two in the morning, and Tommy was selling his deal by
+ auction, as usual with that timid player; when Carthew, who didn't intend
+ to bid, had a moment of leisure and looked round him. He beheld the
+ moonlight on the sea, the money piled and scattered in that incongruous
+ place, the perturbed faces of the players; he felt in his own breast the
+ familiar tumult; and it seemed as if there rose in his ears a sound of
+ music, and the moon seemed still to shine upon a sea, but the sea was
+ changed, and the Casino towered from among lamplit gardens, and the money
+ clinked on the green board. &ldquo;Good God!&rdquo; he thought, &ldquo;am
+ I gambling again?&rdquo; He looked the more curiously about the sandy
+ table. He and Mac had played and won like gamblers; the mingled gold and
+ silver lay by their places in the heap. Amalu and Hemstead had each more
+ than held their own, but Tommy was cruel far to leeward, and the captain
+ was reduced to perhaps fifty pounds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, let's knock off,&rdquo; said Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Give that man a glass of Buckle,&rdquo; said some one, and a fresh
+ bottle was opened, and the game went inexorably on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carthew was himself too heavy a winner to withdraw or to say more; and all
+ the rest of the night he must look on at the progress of this folly, and
+ make gallant attempts to lose with the not uncommon consequence of winning
+ more. The first dawn of the 11th February found him well-nigh desperate.
+ It chanced he was then dealer, and still winning. He had just dealt a
+ round of many tens; every one had staked heavily; the captain had put up
+ all that remained to him, twelve pounds in gold and a few dollars; and
+ Carthew, looking privately at his cards before he showed them, found he
+ held a natural.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See here, you fellows,&rdquo; he broke out, &ldquo;this is a
+ sickening business, and I'm done with it for one.&rdquo; So saying, he
+ showed his cards, tore them across, and rose from the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The company stared and murmured in mere amazement; but Mac stepped
+ gallantly to his support.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We've had enough of it, I do believe,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But of
+ course it was all fun, and here's my counters back. All counters in, boys!&rdquo;
+ and he began to pour his winnings into the chest, which stood fortunately
+ near him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carthew stepped across and wrung him by the hand. &ldquo;I'll never forget
+ this,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what are ye going to do with the Highway boy and the plumber?&rdquo;
+ inquired Mac, in a low tone of voice. &ldquo;They've both wan, ye see.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's true!&rdquo; said Carthew aloud. &ldquo;Amalu and Hemstead,
+ count your winnings; Tommy and I pay that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was carried without speech: the pair glad enough to receive their
+ winnings, it mattered not from whence; and Tommy, who had lost about five
+ hundred pounds, delighted with the compromise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And how about Mac?&rdquo; asked Hemstead. &ldquo;Is he to lose all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon, plumber. I'm sure ye mean well,&rdquo; returned
+ the Irishman, &ldquo;but you'd better shut your face, for I'm not that
+ kind of a man. If I t'ought I had wan that money fair, there's never a
+ soul here could get it from me. But I t'ought it was in fun; that was my
+ mistake, ye see; and there's no man big enough upon this island to give a
+ present to my mother's son. So there's my opinion to ye, plumber, and you
+ can put it in your pockut till required.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I will say, Mac, you're a gentleman,&rdquo; said Carthew, as
+ he helped him to shovel back his winnings into the treasure chest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Divil a fear of it, sir! a drunken sailor-man,&rdquo; said Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain had sat somewhile with his face in his hands: now he rose
+ mechanically, shaking and stumbling like a drunkard after a debauch. But
+ as he rose, his face was altered, and his voice rang out over the isle,
+ &ldquo;Sail, ho!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All turned at the cry, and there, in the wild light of the morning,
+ heading straight for Midway Reef, was the brig Flying Scud of Hull.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0024" id="link2HCH0024">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXIV. A HARD BARGAIN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The ship which thus appeared before the castaways had long &ldquo;tramped&rdquo;
+ the ocean, wandering from one port to another as freights offered. She was
+ two years out from London, by the Cape of Good Hope, India, and the
+ Archipelago; and was now bound for San Francisco in the hope of working
+ homeward round the Horn. Her captain was one Jacob Trent. He had retired
+ some five years before to a suburban cottage, a patch of cabbages, a gig,
+ and the conduct of what he called a Bank. The name appears to have been
+ misleading. Borrowers were accustomed to choose works of art and utility
+ in the front shop; loaves of sugar and bolts of broadcloth were deposited
+ in pledge; and it was a part of the manager's duty to dash in his gig on
+ Saturday evenings from one small retailer's to another, and to annex in
+ each the bulk of the week's takings. His was thus an active life, and to a
+ man of the type of a rat, filled with recondite joys. An unexpected loss,
+ a law suit, and the unintelligent commentary of the judge upon the bench,
+ combined to disgust him of the business. I was so extraordinarily
+ fortunate as to find, in an old newspaper, a report of the proceedings in
+ Lyall v. The Cardiff Mutual Accommodation Banking Co. &ldquo;I confess I
+ fail entirely to understand the nature of the business,&rdquo; the judge
+ had remarked, while Trent was being examined in chief; a little after, on
+ fuller information&mdash;&ldquo;They call it a bank,&rdquo; he had opined,
+ &ldquo;but it seems to me to be an unlicensed pawnshop&rdquo;; and he
+ wound up with this appalling allocution: &ldquo;Mr. Trent, I must put you
+ on your guard; you must be very careful, or we shall see you here again.&rdquo;
+ In the inside of a week the captain disposed of the bank, the cottage, and
+ the gig and horse; and to sea again in the Flying Scud, where he did well
+ and gave high satisfaction to his owners. But the glory clung to him; he
+ was a plain sailor-man, he said, but he could never long allow you to
+ forget that he had been a banker.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His mate, Elias Goddedaal, was a huge viking of a man, six feet three and
+ of proportionate mass, strong, sober, industrious, musical, and
+ sentimental. He ran continually over into Swedish melodies, chiefly in the
+ minor. He had paid nine dollars to hear Patti; to hear Nilsson, he had
+ deserted a ship and two months' wages; and he was ready at any time to
+ walk ten miles for a good concert, or seven to a reasonable play. On board
+ he had three treasures: a canary bird, a concertina, and a blinding copy
+ of the works of Shakespeare. He had a gift, peculiarly Scandinavian, of
+ making friends at sight: an elemental innocence commended him; he was
+ without fear, without reproach, and without money or the hope of making
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Holdorsen was second mate, and berthed aft, but messed usually with the
+ hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of one more of the crew, some image lives. This was a foremast hand out of
+ the Clyde, of the name of Brown. A small, dark, thickset creature, with
+ dog's eyes, of a disposition incomparably mild and harmless, he knocked
+ about seas and cities, the uncomplaining whiptop of one vice. &ldquo;The
+ drink is my trouble, ye see,&rdquo; he said to Carthew shyly; &ldquo;and
+ it's the more shame to me because I'm come of very good people at Bowling,
+ down the wa'er.&rdquo; The letter that so much affected Nares, in case the
+ reader should remember it, was addressed to this man Brown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such was the ship that now carried joy into the bosoms of the castaways.
+ After the fatigue and the bestial emotions of their night of play, the
+ approach of salvation shook them from all self-control. Their hands
+ trembled, their eyes shone, they laughed and shouted like children as they
+ cleared their camp: and some one beginning to whistle <i>Marching Through
+ Georgia,</i> the remainder of the packing was conducted, amidst a thousand
+ interruptions, to these martial strains. But the strong head of Wicks was
+ only partly turned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Boys,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;easy all! We're going aboard of a ship
+ of which we don't know nothing; we've got a chest of specie, and seeing
+ the weight, we can't turn to and deny it. Now, suppose she was fishy;
+ suppose it was some kind of a Bully Hayes business! It's my opinion we'd
+ better be on hand with the pistols.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every man of the party but Hemstead had some kind of a revolver; these
+ were accordingly loaded and disposed about the persons of the castaways,
+ and the packing was resumed and finished in the same rapturous spirit as
+ it was begun. The sun was not yet ten degrees above the eastern sea, but
+ the brig was already close in and hove to, before they had launched the
+ boat and sped, shouting at the oars, towards the passage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was blowing fresh outside, with a strong send of sea. The spray flew in
+ the oarsmen's faces. They saw the Union Jack blow abroad from the Flying
+ Scud, the men clustered at the rail, the cook in the galley door, the
+ captain on the quarter-deck with a pith helmet and binoculars. And the
+ whole familiar business, the comfort, company, and safety of a ship,
+ heaving nearer at each stroke, maddened them with joy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks was the first to catch the line, and swarm on board, helping hands
+ grabbing him as he came and hauling him across the rail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain, sir, I suppose?&rdquo; he said, turning to the hard old
+ man in the pith helmet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain Trent, sir,&rdquo; returned the old gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'm Captain Kirkup, and this is the crew of the Sydney
+ schooner Currency Lass, dismasted at sea January 28th.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, ay,&rdquo; said Trent. &ldquo;Well, you're all right now. Lucky
+ for you I saw your signal. I didn't know I was so near this beastly
+ island, there must be a drift to the south'ard here; and when I came on
+ deck this morning at eight bells, I thought it was a ship afire.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It had been agreed that, while Wicks was to board the ship and do the
+ civil, the rest were to remain in the whaleboat and see the treasure safe.
+ A tackle was passed down to them; to this they made fast the invaluable
+ chest, and gave the word to heave. But the unexpected weight brought the
+ hand at the tackle to a stand; two others ran to tail on and help him, and
+ the thing caught the eye of Trent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Vast heaving!&rdquo; he cried sharply; and then to Wicks: &ldquo;What's
+ that? I don't ever remember to have seen a chest weigh like that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's money,&rdquo; said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's what?&rdquo; cried Trent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Specie,&rdquo; said Wicks; &ldquo;saved from the wreck.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Trent looked at him sharply. &ldquo;Here, let go that chest again, Mr.
+ Goddedaal,&rdquo; he commanded, &ldquo;shove the boat off, and stream her
+ with a line astern.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, ay, sir!&rdquo; from Goddedaal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What the devil's wrong?&rdquo; asked Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nothing, I daresay,&rdquo; returned Trent. &ldquo;But you'll allow
+ it's a queer thing when a boat turns up in mid-ocean with half a ton of
+ specie,&mdash;and everybody armed,&rdquo; he added, pointing to Wicks's
+ pocket. &ldquo;Your boat will lay comfortably astern, while you come below
+ and make yourself satisfactory.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, if that's all!&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;My log and papers are
+ as right as the mail; nothing fishy about us.&rdquo; And he hailed his
+ friends in the boat, bidding them have patience, and turned to follow
+ Captain Trent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This way, Captain Kirkup,&rdquo; said the latter. &ldquo;And don't
+ blame a man for too much caution; no offence intended; and these China
+ rivers shake a fellow's nerve. All I want is just to see you're what you
+ say you are; it's only my duty, sir, and what you would do yourself in the
+ circumstances. I've not always been a ship-captain: I was a banker once,
+ and I tell you that's the trade to learn caution in. You have to keep your
+ weather-eye lifting Saturday nights.&rdquo; And with a dry, business-like
+ cordiality, he produced a bottle of gin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captains pledged each other; the papers were overhauled; the tale of
+ Topelius and the trade was told in appreciative ears and cemented their
+ acquaintance. Trent's suspicions, thus finally disposed of, were succeeded
+ by a fit of profound thought, during which he sat lethargic and stern,
+ looking at and drumming on the table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Anything more?&rdquo; asked Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What sort of a place is it inside?&rdquo; inquired Trent, sudden as
+ though Wicks had touched a spring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a good enough lagoon&mdash;a few horses' heads, but nothing to
+ mention,&rdquo; answered Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've a good mind to go in,&rdquo; said Trent. &ldquo;I was new
+ rigged in China; it's given very bad, and I'm getting frightened for my
+ sticks. We could set it up as good as new in a day. For I daresay your lot
+ would turn to and give us a hand?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You see if we don't!&rdquo; said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So be it, then,&rdquo; concluded Trent. &ldquo;A stitch in time
+ saves nine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They returned on deck; Wicks cried the news to the Currency Lasses; the
+ foretopsail was filled again, and the brig ran into the lagoon lively, the
+ whaleboat dancing in her wake, and came to single anchor off Middle Brooks
+ Island before eight. She was boarded by the castaways, breakfast was
+ served, the baggage slung on board and piled in the waist, and all hands
+ turned to upon the rigging. All day the work continued, the two crews
+ rivalling each other in expense of strength. Dinner was served on deck,
+ the officers messing aft under the slack of the spanker, the men
+ fraternising forward. Trent appeared in excellent spirits, served out grog
+ to all hands, opened a bottle of Cape wine for the after-table, and
+ obliged his guests with many details of the life of a financier in
+ Cardiff. He had been forty years at sea, had five times suffered
+ shipwreck, was once nine months the prisoner of a pepper rajah, and had
+ seen service under fire in Chinese rivers; but the only thing he cared to
+ talk of, the only thing of which he was vain, or with which he thought it
+ possible to interest a stranger, was his career as a money-lender in the
+ slums of a seaport town.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The afternoon spell told cruelly on the Currency Lasses. Already exhausted
+ as they were with sleeplessness and excitement, they did the last hours of
+ this violent employment on bare nerves; and when Trent was at last
+ satisfied with the condition of his rigging, expected eagerly the word to
+ put to sea. But the captain seemed in no hurry. He went and walked by
+ himself softly, like a man in thought. Presently he hailed Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're a kind of company, ain't you, Captain Kirkup?&rdquo; he
+ inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, we're all on board on lays,&rdquo; was the reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then, you won't mind if I ask the lot of you down to tea in
+ the cabin?&rdquo; asked Trent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks was amazed, but he naturally ventured no remark; and a little after,
+ the six Currency Lasses sat down with Trent and Goddedaal to a spread of
+ marmalade, butter, toast, sardines, tinned tongue, and steaming tea. The
+ food was not very good, and I have no doubt Nares would have reviled it,
+ but it was manna to the castaways. Goddedaal waited on them with a
+ kindness far before courtesy, a kindness like that of some old, honest
+ countrywoman in her farm. It was remembered afterwards that Trent took
+ little share in these attentions, but sat much absorbed in thought, and
+ seemed to remember and forget the presence of his guests alternately.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently he addressed the Chinaman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Clear out!&rdquo; said he, and watched him till he had disappeared
+ in the stair. &ldquo;Now, gentlemen,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;I
+ understand you're a joint-stock sort of crew, and that's why I've had you
+ all down; for there's a point I want made clear. You see what sort of a
+ ship this is&mdash;a good ship, though I say it, and you see what the
+ rations are&mdash;good enough for sailor-men.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a hurried murmur of approval, but curiosity for what was coming
+ next prevented an articulate reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; continued Trent, making bread pills and looking hard
+ at the middle of the table, &ldquo;I'm glad of course to be able to give
+ you a passage to 'Frisco; one sailor-man should help another, that's my
+ motto. But when you want a thing in this world, you generally always have
+ to pay for it.&rdquo; He laughed a brief, joyless laugh. &ldquo;I have no
+ idea of losing by my kindness.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We have no idea you should, captain,&rdquo; said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We are ready to pay anything in reason,&rdquo; added Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the words, Goddedaal, who sat next to him, touched him with his elbow,
+ and the two mates exchanged a significant look. The character of Captain
+ Trent was given and taken in that silent second.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In reason?&rdquo; repeated the captain of the brig. &ldquo;I was
+ waiting for that. Reason's between two people, and there's only one here.
+ I'm the judge; I'm reason. If you want an advance you have to pay for it&rdquo;&mdash;he
+ hastily corrected himself&mdash;&ldquo;If you want a passage in my ship,
+ you have to pay my price,&rdquo; he substituted. &ldquo;That's business, I
+ believe. I don't want you; you want me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, sir,&rdquo; said Carthew, &ldquo;and what IS your price?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain made bread pills. &ldquo;If I were like you,&rdquo; he said,
+ &ldquo;when you got hold of that merchant in the Gilberts, I might
+ surprise you. You had your chance then; seems to me it's mine now. Turn
+ about's fair play. What kind of mercy did you have on that Gilbert
+ merchant?&rdquo; he cried, with a sudden stridency. &ldquo;Not that I
+ blame you. All's fair in love and business,&rdquo; and he laughed again, a
+ little frosty giggle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, sir?&rdquo; said Carthew, gravely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, this ship's mine, I think?&rdquo; he asked sharply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'm of that way of thinking meself,&rdquo; observed Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say it's mine, sir!&rdquo; reiterated Trent, like a man trying to
+ be angry. &ldquo;And I tell you all, if I was a driver like what you are,
+ I would take the lot. But there's two thousand pounds there that don't
+ belong to you, and I'm an honest man. Give me the two thousand that's
+ yours, and I'll give you a passage to the coast, and land every man-jack
+ of you in 'Frisco with fifteen pounds in his pocket, and the captain here
+ with twenty-five.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Goddedaal laid down his head on the table like a man ashamed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're joking,&rdquo; said Wicks, purple in the face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Am I?&rdquo; said Trent. &ldquo;Please yourselves. You're under no
+ compulsion. This ship's mine, but there's that Brooks Island don't belong
+ to me, and you can lay there till you die for what I care.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's more than your blooming brig's worth!&rdquo; cried Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's my price anyway,&rdquo; returned Trent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And do you mean to say you would land us there to starve?&rdquo;
+ cried Tommy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Captain Trent laughed the third time. &ldquo;Starve? I defy you to,&rdquo;
+ said he. &ldquo;I'll sell you all the provisions you want at a fair
+ profit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon, sir,&rdquo; said Mac, &ldquo;but my case is by
+ itself I'm working me passage; I got no share in that two thousand pounds
+ nor nothing in my pockut; and I'll be glad to know what you have to say to
+ me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I ain't a hard man,&rdquo; said Trent. &ldquo;That shall make no
+ difference. I'll take you with the rest, only of course you get no fifteen
+ pound.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The impudence was so extreme and startling, that all breathed deep, and
+ Goddedaal raised up his face and looked his superior sternly in the eye.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Mac was more articulate. &ldquo;And you're what ye call a British
+ sayman, I suppose? the sorrow in your guts!&rdquo; he cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One more such word, and I clap you in irons!&rdquo; said Trent,
+ rising gleefully at the face of opposition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And where would I be the while you were doin' ut?&rdquo; asked Mac.
+ &ldquo;After you and your rigging, too! Ye ould puggy, ye haven't the
+ civility of a bug, and I'll learn ye some.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His voice did not even rise as he uttered the threat; no man present,
+ Trent least of all, expected that which followed. The Irishman's hand rose
+ suddenly from below the table, an open clasp-knife balanced on the palm;
+ there was a movement swift as conjuring; Trent started half to his feet,
+ turning a little as he rose so as to escape the table, and the movement
+ was his bane. The missile struck him in the jugular; he fell forward, and
+ his blood flowed among the dishes on the cloth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The suddenness of the attack and the catastrophe, the instant change from
+ peace to war and from life to death, held all men spellbound. Yet a moment
+ they sat about the table staring open-mouthed upon the prostrate captain
+ and the flowing blood. The next, Goddedaal had leaped to his feet, caught
+ up the stool on which he had been sitting, and swung it high in air, a man
+ transfigured, roaring (as he stood) so that men's ears were stunned with
+ it. There was no thought of battle in the Currency Lasses; none drew his
+ weapon; all huddled helplessly from before the face of the baresark
+ Scandinavian. His first blow sent Mac to ground with a broken arm. His
+ second bashed out the brains of Hemstead. He turned from one to another,
+ menacing and trumpeting like a wounded elephant, exulting in his rage. But
+ there was no counsel, no light of reason, in that ecstasy of battle; and
+ he shied from the pursuit of victory to hail fresh blows upon the supine
+ Hemstead, so that the stool was shattered and the cabin rang with their
+ violence. The sight of that post-mortem cruelty recalled Carthew to the
+ life of instinct, and his revolver was in hand and he had aimed and fired
+ before he knew. The ear-bursting sound of the report was accompanied by a
+ yell of pain; the colossus paused, swayed, tottered, and fell headlong on
+ the body of his victim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the instant silence that succeeded, the sound of feet pounding on the
+ deck and in the companion leaped into hearing; and a face, that of the
+ sailor Holdorsen, appeared below the bulkheads in the cabin doorway.
+ Carthew shattered it with a second shot, for he was a marksman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pistols!&rdquo; he cried, and charged at the companion, Wicks at
+ his heels, Tommy and Amalu following. They trod the body of Holdorsen
+ underfoot, and flew up-stairs and forth into the dusky blaze of a sunset
+ red as blood. The numbers were still equal, but the Flying Scuds dreamed
+ not of defence, and fled with one accord for the forecastle scuttle. Brown
+ was first in flight; he disappeared below unscathed; the Chinaman followed
+ head-foremost with a ball in his side; and the others shinned into the
+ rigging.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A fierce composure settled upon Wicks and Carthew, their fighting second
+ wind. They posted Tommy at the fore and Amalu at the main to guard the
+ masts and shrouds, and going themselves into the waist, poured out a box
+ of cartridges on deck and filled the chambers. The poor devils aloft
+ bleated aloud for mercy. But the hour of any mercy was gone by; the cup
+ was brewed and must be drunken to the dregs; since so many had fallen all
+ must fall. The light was bad, the cheap revolvers fouled and carried wild,
+ the screaming wretches were swift to flatten themselves against the masts
+ and yards or find a momentary refuge in the hanging sails. The fell
+ business took long, but it was done at last. Hardy the Londoner was shot
+ on the foreroyal yard, and hung horribly suspended in the brails. Wallen,
+ the other, had his jaw broken on the maintop-gallant crosstrees, and
+ exposed himself, shrieking, till a second shot dropped him on the deck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This had been bad enough, but worse remained behind. There was still Brown
+ in the forepeak. Tommy, with a sudden clamour of weeping, begged for his
+ life. &ldquo;One man can't hurt us,&rdquo; he sobbed. &ldquo;We can't go
+ on with this. I spoke to him at dinner. He's an awful decent little cad.
+ It can't be done. Nobody can go into that place and murder him. It's too
+ damned wicked.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sound of his supplications was perhaps audible to the unfortunate
+ below.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One left, and we all hang,&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;Brown must go
+ the same road.&rdquo; The big man was deadly white and trembled like an
+ aspen; and he had no sooner finished speaking, than he went to the ship's
+ side and vomited.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We can never do it if we wait,&rdquo; said Carthew. &ldquo;Now or
+ never,&rdquo; and he marched towards the scuttle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no, no!&rdquo; wailed Tommy, clutching at his jacket.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Carthew flung him off, and stepped down the ladder, his heart rising
+ with disgust and shame. The Chinaman lay on the floor, still groaning; the
+ place was pitch dark.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Brown!&rdquo; cried Carthew, &ldquo;Brown, where are you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His heart smote him for the treacherous apostrophe, but no answer came.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He groped in the bunks: they were all empty. Then he moved towards the
+ forepeak, which was hampered with coils of rope and spare chandlery in
+ general.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Brown!&rdquo; he said again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, sir,&rdquo; answered a shaking voice; and the poor invisible
+ caitiff called on him by name, and poured forth out of the darkness an
+ endless, garrulous appeal for mercy. A sense of danger, of daring, had
+ alone nerved Carthew to enter the forecastle; and here was the enemy
+ crying and pleading like a frightened child. His obsequious &ldquo;Here,
+ sir,&rdquo; his horrid fluency of obtestation, made the murder tenfold
+ more revolting. Twice Carthew raised the pistol, once he pressed the
+ trigger (or thought he did) with all his might, but no explosion followed;
+ and with that the lees of his courage ran quite out, and he turned and
+ fled from before his victim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks sat on the fore hatch, raised the face of a man of seventy, and
+ looked a wordless question. Carthew shook his head. With such composure as
+ a man displays marching towards the gallows, Wicks arose, walked to the
+ scuttle, and went down. Brown thought it was Carthew returning, and
+ discovered himself, half crawling from his shelter, with another
+ incoherent burst of pleading. Wicks emptied his revolver at the voice,
+ which broke into mouse-like whimperings and groans. Silence succeeded, and
+ the murderer ran on deck like one possessed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other three were now all gathered on the fore hatch, and Wicks took
+ his place beside them without question asked or answered. They sat close,
+ like children in the dark, and shook each other with their shaking. The
+ dusk continued to fall; and there was no sound but the beating of the surf
+ and the occasional hiccup of a sob from Tommy Hadden.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God, if there was another ship!&rdquo; cried Carthew of a sudden.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks started and looked aloft with the trick of all seamen, and shuddered
+ as he saw the hanging figure on the royal yard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I went aloft, I'd fall,&rdquo; he said simply. &ldquo;I'm done
+ up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Amalu who volunteered, climbed to the very truck, swept the fading
+ horizon, and announced nothing within sight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No odds,&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;We can't sleep ...&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sleep!&rdquo; echoed Carthew; and it seemed as if the whole of
+ Shakespeare's <i>Macbeth</i> thundered at the gallop through his mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then, we can't sit and chitter here,&rdquo; said Wicks,
+ &ldquo;till we've cleaned ship; and I can't turn to till I've had gin, and
+ the gin's in the cabin, and who's to fetch it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will,&rdquo; said Carthew, &ldquo;if any one has matches.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amalu passed him a box, and he went aft and down the companion and into
+ the cabin, stumbling upon bodies. Then he struck a match, and his looks
+ fell upon two living eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well?&rdquo; asked Mac, for it was he who still survived in that
+ shambles of a cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's done; they're all dead,&rdquo; answered Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Christ!&rdquo; said the Irishman, and fainted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The gin was found in the dead captain's cabin; it was brought on deck, and
+ all hands had a dram, and attacked their farther task. The night was come,
+ the moon would not be up for hours; a lamp was set on the main hatch to
+ light Amalu as he washed down decks; and the galley lantern was taken to
+ guide the others in their graveyard business. Holdorsen, Hemstead, Trent,
+ and Goddedaal were first disposed of, the last still breathing as he went
+ over the side; Wallen followed; and then Wicks, steadied by the gin, went
+ aloft with a boathook and succeeded in dislodging Hardy. The Chinaman was
+ their last task; he seemed to be light-headed, talked aloud in his unknown
+ language as they brought him up, and it was only with the splash of his
+ sinking body that the gibberish ceased. Brown, by common consent, was left
+ alone. Flesh and blood could go no further.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this time they had been drinking undiluted gin like water; three
+ bottles stood broached in different quarters; and none passed without a
+ gulp. Tommy collapsed against the mainmast; Wicks fell on his face on the
+ poop ladder and moved no more; Amalu had vanished unobserved. Carthew was
+ the last afoot: he stood swaying at the break of the poop, and the
+ lantern, which he still carried, swung with his movement. His head hummed;
+ it swarmed with broken thoughts; memory of that day's abominations flared
+ up and died down within him like the light of a lamp in a strong draught.
+ And then he had a drunkard's inspiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There must be no more of this,&rdquo; he thought, and stumbled once
+ more below.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The absence of Holdorsen's body brought him to a stand. He stood and
+ stared at the empty floor, and then remembered and smiled. From the
+ captain's room he took the open case with one dozen and three bottles of
+ gin, put the lantern inside, and walked precariously forth. Mac was once
+ more conscious, his eyes haggard, his face drawn with pain and flushed
+ with fever; and Carthew remembered he had never been seen to, had lain
+ there helpless, and was so to lie all night, injured, perhaps dying. But
+ it was now too late; reason had now fled from that silent ship. If Carthew
+ could get on deck again, it was as much as he could hope; and casting on
+ the unfortunate a glance of pity, the tragic drunkard shouldered his way
+ up the companion, dropped the case overboard, and fell in the scuppers
+ helpless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXV. A BAD BARGAIN.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ With the first colour in the east, Carthew awoke and sat up. A while he
+ gazed at the scroll of the morning bank and the spars and hanging canvas
+ of the brig, like a man who wakes in a strange bed, with a child's
+ simplicity of wonder. He wondered above all what ailed him, what he had
+ lost, what disfavour had been done him, which he knew he should resent,
+ yet had forgotten. And then, like a river bursting through a dam, the
+ truth rolled on him its instantaneous volume: his memory teemed with
+ speech and pictures that he should never again forget; and he sprang to
+ his feet, stood a moment hand to brow, and began to walk violently to and
+ fro by the companion. As he walked, he wrung his hands. &ldquo;God&mdash;God&mdash;God,&rdquo;
+ he kept saying, with no thought of prayer, uttering a mere voice of agony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The time may have been long or short, it was perhaps minutes, perhaps only
+ seconds, ere he awoke to find himself observed, and saw the captain
+ sitting up and watching him over the break of the poop, a strange
+ blindness as of fever in his eyes, a haggard knot of corrugations on his
+ brow. Cain saw himself in a mirror. For a flash they looked upon each
+ other, and then glanced guiltily aside; and Carthew fled from the eye of
+ his accomplice, and stood leaning on the taffrail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An hour went by, while the day came brighter, and the sun rose and drank
+ up the clouds: an hour of silence in the ship, an hour of agony beyond
+ narration for the sufferers. Brown's gabbling prayers, the cries of the
+ sailors in the rigging, strains of the dead Hemstead's minstrelsy, ran
+ together in Carthew's mind, with sickening iteration. He neither acquitted
+ nor condemned himself: he did not think, he suffered. In the bright water
+ into which he stared, the pictures changed and were repeated: the baresark
+ rage of Goddedaal; the blood-red light of the sunset into which they had
+ run forth; the face of the babbling Chinaman as they cast him over; the
+ face of the captain, seen a moment since, as he awoke from drunkenness
+ into remorse. And time passed, and the sun swam higher, and his torment
+ was not abated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then were fulfilled many sayings, and the weakest of these condemned
+ brought relief and healing to the others. Amalu the drudge awoke (like the
+ rest) to sickness of body and distress of mind; but the habit of obedience
+ ruled in that simple spirit, and appalled to be so late, he went direct
+ into the galley, kindled the fire, and began to get breakfast. At the
+ rattle of dishes, the snapping of the fire, and the thin smoke that went
+ up straight into the air, the spell was lifted. The condemned felt once
+ more the good dry land of habit under foot; they touched again the
+ familiar guide-ropes of sanity; they were restored to a sense of the
+ blessed revolution and return of all things earthly. The captain drew a
+ bucket of water and began to bathe. Tommy sat up, watched him awhile, and
+ slowly followed his example; and Carthew, remembering his last thoughts of
+ the night before, hastened to the cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mac was awake; perhaps had not slept. Over his head Goddedaal's canary
+ twittered shrilly from its cage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How are you?&rdquo; asked Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Me arrum's broke,&rdquo; returned Mac; &ldquo;but I can stand that.
+ It's this place I can't abide. I was coming on deck anyway.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stay where you are, though,&rdquo; said Carthew. &ldquo;It's deadly
+ hot above, and there's no wind. I'll wash out this&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ and he paused, seeking a word and not finding one for the grisly foulness
+ of the cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Faith, I'll be obliged to ye, then,&rdquo; replied the Irishman. He
+ spoke mild and meek, like a sick child with its mother. There was now no
+ violence in the violent man; and as Carthew fetched a bucket and swab and
+ the steward's sponge, and began to cleanse the field of battle, he
+ alternately watched him or shut his eyes and sighed like a man near
+ fainting. &ldquo;I have to ask all your pardons,&rdquo; he began again
+ presently, &ldquo;and the more shame to me as I got ye into trouble and
+ couldn't do nothing when it came. Ye saved me life, sir; ye're a clane
+ shot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For God's sake, don't talk of it!&rdquo; cried Carthew. &ldquo;It
+ can't be talked of; you don't know what it was. It was nothing down here;
+ they fought. On deck&mdash;O, my God!&rdquo; And Carthew, with the bloody
+ sponge pressed to his face, struggled a moment with hysteria.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Kape cool, Mr. Cart'ew. It's done now,&rdquo; said Mac; &ldquo;and
+ ye may bless God ye're not in pain and helpless in the bargain.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was no more said by one or other, and the cabin was pretty well
+ cleansed when a stroke on the ship's bell summoned Carthew to breakfast.
+ Tommy had been busy in the meanwhile; he had hauled the whaleboat close
+ aboard, and already lowered into it a small keg of beef that he found
+ ready broached beside the galley door; it was plain he had but the one
+ idea&mdash;to escape.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We have a shipful of stores to draw upon,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Well,
+ what are we staying for? Let's get off at once for Hawaii. I've begun
+ preparing already.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mac has his arm broken,&rdquo; observed Carthew; &ldquo;how would
+ he stand the voyage?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A broken arm?&rdquo; repeated the captain. &ldquo;That all? I'll
+ set it after breakfast. I thought he was dead like the rest. That madman
+ hit out like&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; and there, at the evocation of the
+ battle, his voice ceased and the talk died with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After breakfast, the three white men went down into the cabin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've come to set your arm,&rdquo; said the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon, captain,&rdquo; replied Mac; &ldquo;but the
+ firrst thing ye got to do is to get this ship to sea. We'll talk of me
+ arrum after that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, there's no such blooming hurry,&rdquo; returned Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When the next ship sails in, ye'll tell me stories!&rdquo; retorted
+ Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But there's nothing so unlikely in the world,&rdquo; objected
+ Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't be deceivin' yourself,&rdquo; said Mac. &ldquo;If ye want a
+ ship, divil a one'll look near ye in six year; but if ye don't, ye may
+ take my word for ut, we'll have a squadron layin' here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's what I say,&rdquo; cried Tommy; &ldquo;that's what I call
+ sense! Let's stock that whaleboat and be off.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what will Captain Wicks be thinking of the whaleboat?&rdquo;
+ asked the Irishman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think of it at all,&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;We've a
+ smart-looking brig under foot; that's all the whaleboat I want.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Excuse me!&rdquo; cried Tommy. &ldquo;That's childish talk. You've
+ got a brig, to be sure, and what use is she? You daren't go anywhere in
+ her. What port are you to sail for?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For the port of Davy Jones's Locker, my son,&rdquo; replied the
+ captain. &ldquo;This brig's going to be lost at sea. I'll tell you where,
+ too, and that's about forty miles to windward of Kauai. We're going to
+ stay by her till she's down; and once the masts are under, she's the
+ Flying Scud no more, and we never heard of such a brig; and it's the crew
+ of the schooner Currency Lass that comes ashore in the boat, and takes the
+ first chance to Sydney.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain dear, that's the first Christian word I've heard of ut!&rdquo;
+ cried Mac. &ldquo;And now, just let me arrum be, jewel, and get the brig
+ outside.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm as anxious as yourself, Mac,&rdquo; returned Wicks; &ldquo;but
+ there's not wind enough to swear by. So let's see your arm, and no more
+ talk.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The arm was set and splinted; the body of Brown fetched from the forepeak,
+ where it lay still and cold, and committed to the waters of the lagoon;
+ and the washing of the cabin rudely finished. All these were done ere
+ midday; and it was past three when the first cat's-paw ruffled the lagoon,
+ and the wind came in a dry squall, which presently sobered to a steady
+ breeze.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The interval was passed by all in feverish impatience, and by one of the
+ party in secret and extreme concern of mind. Captain Wicks was a
+ fore-and-aft sailor; he could take a schooner through a Scotch reel, felt
+ her mouth and divined her temper like a rider with a horse; she, on her
+ side, recognising her master and following his wishes like a dog. But by a
+ not very unusual train of circumstance, the man's dexterity was partial
+ and circumscribed. On a schooner's deck he was Rembrandt or (at the least)
+ Mr. Whistler; on board a brig he was Pierre Grassou. Again and again in
+ the course of the morning, he had reasoned out his policy and rehearsed
+ his orders; and ever with the same depression and weariness. It was
+ guess-work; it was chance; the ship might behave as he expected, and might
+ not; suppose she failed him, he stood there helpless, beggared of all the
+ proved resources of experience. Had not all hands been so weary, had he
+ not feared to communicate his own misgivings, he could have towed her out.
+ But these reasons sufficed, and the most he could do was to take all
+ possible precautions. Accordingly he had Carthew aft, explained what was
+ to be done with anxious patience, and visited along with him the various
+ sheets and braces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I hope I'll remember,&rdquo; said Carthew. &ldquo;It seems awfully
+ muddled.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the rottenest kind of rig,&rdquo; the captain admitted:
+ &ldquo;all blooming pocket handkerchiefs! And not one sailor-man on deck!
+ Ah, if she'd only been a brigantine, now! But it's lucky the passage is so
+ plain; there's no manoeuvring to mention. We get under way before the
+ wind, and run right so till we begin to get foul of the island; then we
+ haul our wind and lie as near south-east as may be till we're on that
+ line; 'bout ship there and stand straight out on the port tack. Catch the
+ idea?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I see the idea,&rdquo; replied Carthew, rather dismally, and
+ the two incompetents studied for a long time in silence the complicated
+ gear above their heads.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the time came when these rehearsals must be put in practice. The sails
+ were lowered, and all hands heaved the anchor short. The whaleboat was
+ then cut adrift, the upper topsails and the spanker set, the yards braced
+ up, and the spanker sheet hauled out to starboard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Heave away on your anchor, Mr. Carthew.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Anchor's gone, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Set jibs.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was done, and the brig still hung enchanted. Wicks, his head full of a
+ schooner's mainsail, turned his mind to the spanker. First he hauled in
+ the sheet, and then he hauled it out, with no result.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Brail the damned thing up!&rdquo; he bawled at last, with a red
+ face. &ldquo;There ain't no sense in it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the last stroke of bewilderment for the poor captain, that he had
+ no sooner brailed up the spanker than the vessel came before the wind. The
+ laws of nature seemed to him to be suspended; he was like a man in a world
+ of pantomime tricks; the cause of any result, and the probable result of
+ any action, equally concealed from him. He was the more careful not to
+ shake the nerve of his amateur assistants. He stood there with a face like
+ a torch; but he gave his orders with aplomb; and indeed, now the ship was
+ under weigh, supposed his difficulties over.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lower topsails and courses were then set, and the brig began to walk
+ the water like a thing of life, her forefoot discoursing music, the birds
+ flying and crying over her spars. Bit by bit the passage began to open and
+ the blue sea to show between the flanking breakers on the reef; bit by
+ bit, on the starboard bow, the low land of the islet began to heave closer
+ aboard. The yards were braced up, the spanker sheet hauled aft again; the
+ brig was close hauled, lay down to her work like a thing in earnest, and
+ had soon drawn near to the point of advantage, where she might stay and
+ lie out of the lagoon in a single tack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks took the wheel himself, swelling with success. He kept the brig full
+ to give her heels, and began to bark his orders: &ldquo;Ready about.
+ Helm's a-lee. Tacks and sheets. Mainsail haul.&rdquo; And then the fatal
+ words: &ldquo;That'll do your mainsail; jump forrard and haul round your
+ foreyards.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To stay a square-rigged ship is an affair of knowledge and swift sight;
+ and a man used to the succinct evolutions of a schooner will always tend
+ to be too hasty with a brig. It was so now. The order came too soon; the
+ topsails set flat aback; the ship was in irons. Even yet, had the helm
+ been reversed, they might have saved her. But to think of a stern-board at
+ all, far more to think of profiting by one, were foreign to the
+ schooner-sailor's mind. Wicks made haste instead to wear ship, a manoeuvre
+ for which room was wanting, and the Flying Scud took ground on a bank of
+ sand and coral about twenty minutes before five.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks was no hand with a square-rigger, and he had shown it. But he was a
+ sailor and a born captain of men for all homely purposes, where intellect
+ is not required and an eye in a man's head and a heart under his jacket
+ will suffice. Before the others had time to understand the misfortune, he
+ was bawling fresh orders, and had the sails clewed up, and took soundings
+ round the ship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She lies lovely,&rdquo; he remarked, and ordered out a boat with
+ the starboard anchor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here! steady!&rdquo; cried Tommy. &ldquo;You ain't going to turn us
+ to, to warp her off?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am though,&rdquo; replied Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I won't set a hand to such tomfoolery for one,&rdquo; replied
+ Tommy. &ldquo;I'm dead beat.&rdquo; He went and sat down doggedly on the
+ main hatch. &ldquo;You got us on; get us off again,&rdquo; he added.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carthew and Wicks turned to each other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps you don't know how tired we are,&rdquo; said Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The tide's flowing!&rdquo; cried the captain. &ldquo;You wouldn't
+ have me miss a rising tide?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, gammon! there's tides to-morrow!&rdquo; retorted Tommy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I'll tell you what,&rdquo; added Carthew, &ldquo;the breeze is
+ failing fast, and the sun will soon be down. We may get into all kinds of
+ fresh mess in the dark and with nothing but light airs.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't deny it,&rdquo; answered Wicks, and stood awhile as if in
+ thought. &ldquo;But what I can't make out,&rdquo; he began again, with
+ agitation, &ldquo;what I can't make out is what you're made of! To stay in
+ this place is beyond me. There's the bloody sun going down&mdash;and to
+ stay here is beyond me!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The others looked upon him with horrified surprise. This fall of their
+ chief pillar&mdash;this irrational passion in the practical man, suddenly
+ barred out of his true sphere, the sphere of action&mdash;shocked and
+ daunted them. But it gave to another and unseen hearer the chance for
+ which he had been waiting. Mac, on the striking of the brig, had crawled
+ up the companion, and he now showed himself and spoke up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain Wicks,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it's me that brought this
+ trouble on the lot of ye. I'm sorry for ut, I ask all your pardons, and if
+ there's any one can say 'I forgive ye,' it'll make my soul the lighter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks stared upon the man in amaze; then his self-control returned to him.
+ &ldquo;We're all in glass houses here,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;we ain't
+ going to turn to and throw stones. I forgive you, sure enough; and much
+ good may it do you!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The others spoke to the same purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thank ye for ut, and 'tis done like gentlemen,&rdquo; said Mac.
+ &ldquo;But there's another thing I have upon my mind. I hope we're all
+ Prodestan's here?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It appeared they were; it seemed a small thing for the Protestant religion
+ to rejoice in!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that's as it should be,&rdquo; continued Mac. &ldquo;And why
+ shouldn't we say the Lord's Prayer? There can't be no hurt in ut.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had the same quiet, pleading, childlike way with him as in the morning;
+ and the others accepted his proposal, and knelt down without a word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Knale if ye like!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I'll stand.&rdquo; And he
+ covered his eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the prayer was said to the accompaniment of the surf and seabirds, and
+ all rose refreshed and felt lightened of a load. Up to then, they had
+ cherished their guilty memories in private, or only referred to them in
+ the heat of a moment and fallen immediately silent. Now they had faced
+ their remorse in company, and the worst seemed over. Nor was it only that.
+ But the petition &ldquo;Forgive us our trespasses,&rdquo; falling in so
+ apposite after they had themselves forgiven the immediate author of their
+ miseries, sounded like an absolution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tea was taken on deck in the time of the sunset, and not long after the
+ five castaways&mdash;castaways once more&mdash;lay down to sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Day dawned windless and hot. Their slumbers had been too profound to be
+ refreshing, and they woke listless, and sat up, and stared about them with
+ dull eyes. Only Wicks, smelling a hard day's work ahead, was more alert.
+ He went first to the well, sounded it once and then a second time, and
+ stood awhile with a grim look, so that all could see he was dissatisfied.
+ Then he shook himself, stripped to the buff, clambered on the rail, drew
+ himself up and raised his arms to plunge. The dive was never taken. He
+ stood instead transfixed, his eyes on the horizon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hand up that glass,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a trice they were all swarming aloft, the nude captain leading with the
+ glass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the northern horizon was a finger of grey smoke, straight in the
+ windless air like a point of admiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you make it?&rdquo; they asked of Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She's truck down,&rdquo; he replied; &ldquo;no telling yet. By the
+ way the smoke builds, she must be heading right here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What can she be?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She might be a China mail,&rdquo; returned Wicks, &ldquo;and she
+ might be a blooming man-of-war, come to look for castaways. Here! This
+ ain't the time to stand staring. On deck, boys!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was the first on deck, as he had been the first aloft, handed down the
+ ensign, bent it again to the signal halliards, and ran it up union down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now hear me,&rdquo; he said, jumping into his trousers, &ldquo;and
+ everything I say you grip on to. If that's a man-of-war, she'll be in a
+ tearing hurry; all these ships are what don't do nothing and have their
+ expenses paid. That's our chance; for we'll go with them, and they won't
+ take the time to look twice or to ask a question. I'm Captain Trent;
+ Carthew, you're Goddedaal; Tommy, you're Hardy; Mac's Brown; Amalu&mdash;Hold
+ hard! we can't make a Chinaman of him! Ah Wing must have deserted; Amalu
+ stowed away; and I turned him to as cook, and was never at the bother to
+ sign him. Catch the idea? Say your names.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And that pale company recited their lesson earnestly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What were the names of the other two?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;Him
+ Carthew shot in the companion, and the one I caught in the jaw on the main
+ top-gallant?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Holdorsen and Wallen,&rdquo; said some one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, they're drowned,&rdquo; continued Wicks; &ldquo;drowned
+ alongside trying to lower a boat. We had a bit of a squall last night:
+ that's how we got ashore.&rdquo; He ran and squinted at the compass.
+ &ldquo;Squall out of nor'-nor'-west-half-west; blew hard; every one in a
+ mess, falls jammed, and Holdorsen and Wallen spilt overboard. See? Clear
+ your blooming heads!&rdquo; He was in his jacket now, and spoke with a
+ feverish impatience and contention that rang like anger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But is it safe?&rdquo; asked Tommy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Safe?&rdquo; bellowed the captain. &ldquo;We're standing on the
+ drop, you moon-calf! If that ship's bound for China (which she don't look
+ to be), we're lost as soon as we arrive; if she's bound the other way, she
+ comes from China, don't she? Well, if there's a man on board of her that
+ ever clapped eyes on Trent or any blooming hand out of this brig, we'll
+ all be in irons in two hours. Safe! no, it ain't safe; it's a beggarly
+ last chance to shave the gallows, and that's what it is.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this convincing picture, fear took hold on all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hadn't we a hundred times better stay by the brig?&rdquo; cried
+ Carthew. &ldquo;They would give us a hand to float her off.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll make me waste this holy day in chattering!&rdquo; cried
+ Wicks. &ldquo;Look here, when I sounded the well this morning, there was
+ two foot of water there against eight inches last night. What's wrong? I
+ don't know; might be nothing; might be the worst kind of smash. And then,
+ there we are in for a thousand miles in an open boat, if that's your
+ taste!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But it may be nothing, and anyway their carpenters are bound to
+ help us repair her,&rdquo; argued Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Moses Murphy!&rdquo; cried the captain. &ldquo;How did she strike?
+ Bows on, I believe. And she's down by the head now. If any carpenter comes
+ tinkering here, where'll he go first? Down in the forepeak, I suppose! And
+ then, how about all that blood among the chandlery? You would think you
+ were a lot of members of Parliament discussing Plimsoll; and you're just a
+ pack of murderers with the halter round your neck. Any other ass got any
+ time to waste? No? Thank God for that! Now, all hands! I'm going below,
+ and I leave you here on deck. You get the boat cover off that boat; then
+ you turn to and open the specie chest. There are five of us; get five
+ chests, and divide the specie equal among the five&mdash;put it at the
+ bottom&mdash;and go at it like tigers. Get blankets, or canvas, or
+ clothes, so it won't rattle. It'll make five pretty heavy chests, but we
+ can't help that. You, Carthew&mdash;dash me!&mdash;You, Mr. Goddedaal,
+ come below. We've our share before us.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And he cast another glance at the smoke, and hurried below with Carthew at
+ his heels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The logs were found in the main cabin behind the canary's cage; two of
+ them, one kept by Trent, one by Goddedaal. Wicks looked first at one, then
+ at the other, and his lip stuck out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Can you forge hand of write?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's luck for you&mdash;no more can I!&rdquo; cried the captain.
+ &ldquo;Hullo! here's worse yet, here's this Goddedaal up to date; he must
+ have filled it in before supper. See for yourself: 'Smoke observed.&mdash;Captain
+ Kirkup and five hands of the schooner Currency Lass.' Ah! this is better,&rdquo;
+ he added, turning to the other log. &ldquo;The old man ain't written
+ anything for a clear fortnight. We'll dispose of your log altogether, Mr.
+ Goddedaal, and stick to the old man's&mdash;to mine, I mean; only I ain't
+ going to write it up, for reasons of my own. You are. You're going to sit
+ down right here and fill it in the way I tell you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How to explain the loss of mine?&rdquo; asked Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You never kept one,&rdquo; replied the captain. &ldquo;Gross
+ neglect of duty. You'll catch it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And the change of writing?&rdquo; resumed Carthew. &ldquo;You
+ began; why do you stop and why do I come in? And you'll have to sign
+ anyway.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O! I've met with an accident and can't write,&rdquo; replied Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An accident?&rdquo; repeated Carthew. &ldquo;It don't sound
+ natural. What kind of an accident?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks spread his hand face-up on the table, and drove a knife through his
+ palm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That kind of an accident,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;There's a way to
+ draw to windward of most difficulties, if you've a head on your shoulders.&rdquo;
+ He began to bind up his hand with a handkerchief, glancing the while over
+ Goddedaal's log. &ldquo;Hullo!&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;this'll never do for
+ us&mdash;this is an impossible kind of a yarn. Here, to begin with, is
+ this Captain Trent trying some fancy course, leastways he's a thousand
+ miles to south'ard of the great circle. And here, it seems, he was close
+ up with this island on the sixth, sails all these days, and is close up
+ with it again by daylight on the eleventh.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Goddedaal said they had the deuce's luck,&rdquo; said Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it don't look like real life&mdash;that's all I can say,&rdquo;
+ returned Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the way it was, though,&rdquo; argued Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So it is; and what the better are we for that, if it don't look so?&rdquo;
+ cried the captain, sounding unwonted depths of art criticism. &ldquo;Here!
+ try and see if you can't tie this bandage; I'm bleeding like a pig.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As Carthew sought to adjust the handkerchief, his patient seemed sunk in a
+ deep muse, his eye veiled, his mouth partly open. The job was yet scarce
+ done, when he sprang to his feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have it,&rdquo; he broke out, and ran on deck. &ldquo;Here, boys!&rdquo;
+ he cried, &ldquo;we didn't come here on the eleventh; we came in here on
+ the evening of the sixth, and lay here ever since becalmed. As soon as
+ you've done with these chests,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;you can turn to and
+ roll out beef and water breakers; it'll look more shipshape&mdash;like as
+ if we were getting ready for the boat voyage.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And he was back again in a moment, cooking the new log. Goddedaal's was
+ then carefully destroyed, and a hunt began for the ship's papers. Of all
+ the agonies of that breathless morning, this was perhaps the most
+ poignant. Here and there the two men searched, cursing, cannoning
+ together, streaming with heat, freezing with terror. News was bawled down
+ to them that the ship was indeed a man-of-war, that she was close up, that
+ she was lowering a boat; and still they sought in vain. By what accident
+ they missed the iron box with the money and accounts, is hard to fancy;
+ but they did. And the vital documents were found at last in the pocket of
+ Trent's shore-going coat, where he had left them when last he came on
+ board.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks smiled for the first time that morning. &ldquo;None too soon,&rdquo;
+ said he. &ldquo;And now for it! Take these others for me; I'm afraid I'll
+ get them mixed if I keep both.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What are they?&rdquo; Carthew asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They're the Kirkup and Currency Lass papers,&rdquo; he replied.
+ &ldquo;Pray God we need 'em again!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Boat's inside the lagoon, sir,&rdquo; hailed down Mac, who sat by
+ the skylight doing sentry while the others worked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Time we were on deck, then, Mr. Goddedaal,&rdquo; said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As they turned to leave the cabin, the canary burst into piercing song.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My God!&rdquo; cried Carthew, with a gulp, &ldquo;we can't leave
+ that wretched bird to starve. It was poor Goddedaal's.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bring the bally thing along!&rdquo; cried the captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And they went on deck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An ugly brute of a modern man-of-war lay just without the reef, now quite
+ inert, now giving a flap or two with her propeller. Nearer hand, and just
+ within, a big white boat came skimming to the stroke of many oars, her
+ ensign blowing at the stern.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One word more,&rdquo; said Wicks, after he had taken in the scene.
+ &ldquo;Mac, you've been in China ports? All right; then you can speak for
+ yourself. The rest of you I kept on board all the time we were in
+ Hongkong, hoping you would desert; but you fooled me and stuck to the
+ brig. That'll make your lying come easier.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boat was now close at hand; a boy in the stern sheets was the only
+ officer, and a poor one plainly, for the men were talking as they pulled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank God, they've only sent a kind of a middy!&rdquo; ejaculated
+ Wicks. &ldquo;Here you, Hardy, stand for'ard! I'll have no deck hands on
+ my quarter-deck,&rdquo; he cried, and the reproof braced the whole crew
+ like a cold douche.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boat came alongside with perfect neatness, and the boy officer stepped
+ on board, where he was respectfully greeted by Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You the master of this ship?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;Trent is my name, and this is
+ the Flying Scud of Hull.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You seem to have got into a mess,&rdquo; said the officer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you'll step aft with me here, I'll tell you all there is of it,&rdquo;
+ said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, man, you're shaking!&rdquo; cried the officer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So would you, perhaps, if you had been in the same berth,&rdquo;
+ returned Wicks; and he told the whole story of the rotten water, the long
+ calm, the squall, the seamen drowned; glibly and hotly; talking, with his
+ head in the lion's mouth, like one pleading in the dock. I heard the same
+ tale from the same narrator in the saloon in San Francisco; and even then
+ his bearing filled me with suspicion. But the officer was no observer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, the captain is in no end of a hurry,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;but
+ I was instructed to give you all the assistance in my power, and signal
+ back for another boat if more hands were necessary. What can I do for you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, we won't keep you no time,&rdquo; replied Wicks cheerily.
+ &ldquo;We're all ready, bless you&mdash;men's chests, chronometer, papers
+ and all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you mean to leave her?&rdquo; cried the officer. &ldquo;She
+ seems to me to lie nicely; can't we get your ship off?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So we could, and no mistake; but how we're to keep her afloat's
+ another question. Her bows is stove in,&rdquo; replied Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The officer coloured to the eyes. He was incompetent and knew he was;
+ thought he was already detected, and feared to expose himself again. There
+ was nothing further from his mind than that the captain should deceive
+ him; if the captain was pleased, why, so was he. &ldquo;All right,&rdquo;
+ he said. &ldquo;Tell your men to get their chests aboard.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Goddedaal, turn the hands to to get the chests aboard,&rdquo;
+ said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The four Currency Lasses had waited the while on tenter-hooks. This
+ welcome news broke upon them like the sun at midnight; and Hadden burst
+ into a storm of tears, sobbing aloud as he heaved upon the tackle. But the
+ work went none the less briskly forward; chests, men, and bundles were got
+ over the side with alacrity; the boat was shoved off; it moved out of the
+ long shadow of the Flying Scud, and its bows were pointed at the passage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So much, then, was accomplished. The sham wreck had passed muster; they
+ were clear of her, they were safe away; and the water widened between them
+ and her damning evidences. On the other hand, they were drawing nearer to
+ the ship of war, which might very well prove to be their prison and a
+ hangman's cart to bear them to the gallows&mdash;of which they had not yet
+ learned either whence she came or whither she was bound; and the doubt
+ weighed upon their heart like mountains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Wicks who did the talking. The sound was small in Carthew's ears,
+ like the voices of men miles away, but the meaning of each word struck
+ home to him like a bullet. &ldquo;What did you say your ship was?&rdquo;
+ inquired Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tempest, don't you know?&rdquo; returned the officer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don't you know? What could that mean? Perhaps nothing: perhaps that the
+ ships had met already. Wicks took his courage in both hands. &ldquo;Where
+ is she bound?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, we're just looking in at all these miserable islands here,&rdquo;
+ said the officer. &ldquo;Then we bear up for San Francisco.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, yes, you're from China ways, like us?&rdquo; pursued Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hong Kong,&rdquo; said the officer, and spat over the side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hong Kong. Then the game was up; as soon as they set foot on board, they
+ would be seized; the wreck would be examined, the blood found, the lagoon
+ perhaps dredged, and the bodies of the dead would reappear to testify. An
+ impulse almost incontrollable bade Carthew rise from the thwart, shriek
+ out aloud, and leap overboard; it seemed so vain a thing to dissemble
+ longer, to dally with the inevitable, to spin out some hundred seconds
+ more of agonised suspense, with shame and death thus visibly approaching.
+ But the indomitable Wicks persevered. His face was like a skull, his voice
+ scarce recognisable; the dullest of men and officers (it seemed) must have
+ remarked that telltale countenance and broken utterance. And still he
+ persevered, bent upon certitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nice place, Hong Kong?&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm sure I don't know,&rdquo; said the officer. &ldquo;Only a day
+ and a half there; called for orders and came straight on here. Never heard
+ of such a beastly cruise.&rdquo; And he went on describing and lamenting
+ the untoward fortunes of the Tempest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Wicks and Carthew heeded him no longer. They lay back on the gunnel,
+ breathing deep, sunk in a stupor of the body: the mind within still nimbly
+ and agreeably at work, measuring the past danger, exulting in the present
+ relief, numbering with ecstasy their ultimate chances of escape. For the
+ voyage in the man-of-war they were now safe; yet a few more days of peril,
+ activity, and presence of mind in San Francisco, and the whole horrid tale
+ was blotted out; and Wicks again became Kirkup, and Goddedaal became
+ Carthew&mdash;men beyond all shot of possible suspicion, men who had never
+ heard of the Flying Scud, who had never been in sight of Midway Reef.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So they came alongside, under many craning heads of seamen and projecting
+ mouths of guns; so they climbed on board somnambulous, and looked blindly
+ about them at the tall spars, the white decks, and the crowding ship's
+ company, and heard men as from far away, and answered them at random.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then a hand fell softly on Carthew's shoulder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Norrie, old chappie, where have you dropped from? All the
+ world's been looking for you. Don't you know you've come into your
+ kingdom?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He turned, beheld the face of his old schoolmate Sebright, and fell
+ unconscious at his feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The doctor was attending him, a while later, in Lieutenant Sebright's
+ cabin, when he came to himself. He opened his eyes, looked hard in the
+ strange face, and spoke with a kind of solemn vigour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Brown must go the same road,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;now or never.&rdquo;
+ And then paused, and his reason coming to him with more clearness, spoke
+ again: &ldquo;What was I saying? Where am I? Who are you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am the doctor of the Tempest,&rdquo; was the reply. &ldquo;You
+ are in Lieutenant Sebright's berth, and you may dismiss all concern from
+ your mind. Your troubles are over, Mr. Carthew.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why do you call me that?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;Ah, I remember&mdash;Sebright
+ knew me! O!&rdquo; and he groaned and shook. &ldquo;Send down Wicks to me;
+ I must see Wicks at once!&rdquo; he cried, and seized the doctor's wrist
+ with unconscious violence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said the doctor. &ldquo;Let's make a bargain. You
+ swallow down this draught, and I'll go and fetch Wicks.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And he gave the wretched man an opiate that laid him out within ten
+ minutes and in all likelihood preserved his reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the doctor's next business to attend to Mac; and he found occasion,
+ while engaged upon his arm, to make the man repeat the names of the
+ rescued crew. It was now the turn of the captain, and there is no doubt he
+ was no longer the man that we have seen; sudden relief, the sense of
+ perfect safety, a square meal and a good glass of grog, had all combined
+ to relax his vigilance and depress his energy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When was this done?&rdquo; asked the doctor, looking at the wound.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;More than a week ago,&rdquo; replied Wicks, thinking singly of his
+ log.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hey?&rdquo; cried the doctor, and he raised his hand and looked the
+ captain in the eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't remember exactly,&rdquo; faltered Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And at this remarkable falsehood, the suspicions of the doctor were at
+ once quadrupled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By the way, which of you is called Wicks?&rdquo; he asked easily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's that?&rdquo; snapped the captain, falling white as paper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wicks,&rdquo; repeated the doctor; &ldquo;which of you is he?
+ that's surely a plain question.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks stared upon his questioner in silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Which is Brown, then?&rdquo; pursued the doctor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What are you talking of? what do you mean by this?&rdquo; cried
+ Wicks, snatching his half-bandaged hand away, so that the blood sprinkled
+ in the surgeon's face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He did not trouble to remove it. Looking straight at his victim, he
+ pursued his questions. &ldquo;Why must Brown go the same way?&rdquo; he
+ asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wicks fell trembling on a locker. &ldquo;Carthew's told you,&rdquo; he
+ cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; replied the doctor, &ldquo;he has not. But he and you
+ between you have set me thinking, and I think there's something wrong.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Give me some grog,&rdquo; said Wicks. &ldquo;I'd rather tell than
+ have you find out. I'm damned if it's half as bad as what any one would
+ think.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And with the help of a couple of strong grogs, the tragedy of the Flying
+ Scud was told for the first time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a fortunate series of accidents that brought the story to the
+ doctor. He understood and pitied the position of these wretched men, and
+ came whole-heartedly to their assistance. He and Wicks and Carthew (so
+ soon as he was recovered) held a hundred councils and prepared a policy
+ for San Francisco. It was he who certified &ldquo;Goddedaal&rdquo; unfit
+ to be moved and smuggled Carthew ashore under cloud of night; it was he
+ who kept Wicks's wound open that he might sign with his left hand; he who
+ took all their Chile silver and (in the course of the first day) got it
+ converted for them into portable gold. He used his influence in the
+ wardroom to keep the tongues of the young officers in order, so that
+ Carthew's identification was kept out of the papers. And he rendered
+ another service yet more important. He had a friend in San Francisco, a
+ millionaire; to this man he privately presented Carthew as a young
+ gentleman come newly into a huge estate, but troubled with Jew debts which
+ he was trying to settle on the quiet. The millionaire came readily to
+ help; and it was with his money that the wrecker gang was to be fought.
+ What was his name, out of a thousand guesses? It was Douglas Longhurst.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As long as the Currency Lasses could all disappear under fresh names, it
+ did not greatly matter if the brig were bought, or any small discrepancies
+ should be discovered in the wrecking. The identification of one of their
+ number had changed all that. The smallest scandal must now direct
+ attention to the movements of Norris. It would be asked how he who had
+ sailed in a schooner from Sydney, had turned up so shortly after in a brig
+ out of Hong Kong; and from one question to another all his original
+ shipmates were pretty sure to be involved. Hence arose naturally the idea
+ of preventing danger, profiting by Carthew's new-found wealth, and buying
+ the brig under an alias; and it was put in hand with equal energy and
+ caution. Carthew took lodgings alone under a false name, picked up
+ Bellairs at random, and commissioned him to buy the wreck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What figure, if you please?&rdquo; the lawyer asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I want it bought,&rdquo; replied Carthew. &ldquo;I don't mind about
+ the price.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Any price is no price,&rdquo; said Bellairs. &ldquo;Put a name upon
+ it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Call it ten thousand pounds then, if you like!&rdquo; said Carthew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meanwhile, the captain had to walk the streets, appear in the
+ consulate, be cross-examined by Lloyd's agent, be badgered about his lost
+ accounts, sign papers with his left hand, and repeat his lies to every
+ skipper in San Francisco: not knowing at what moment he might run into the
+ arms of some old friend who should hail him by the name of Wicks, or some
+ new enemy who should be in a position to deny him that of Trent. And the
+ latter incident did actually befall him, but was transformed by his stout
+ countenance into an element of strength. It was in the consulate (of all
+ untoward places) that he suddenly heard a big voice inquiring for Captain
+ Trent. He turned with the customary sinking at his heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;YOU ain't Captain Trent!&rdquo; said the stranger, falling back.
+ &ldquo;Why, what's all this? They tell me you're passing off as Captain
+ Trent&mdash;Captain Jacob Trent&mdash;a man I knew since I was that high.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, you're thinking of my uncle as had the bank in Cardiff,&rdquo;
+ replied Wicks, with desperate aplomb.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I declare I never knew he had a nevvy!&rdquo; said the stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you see he has!&rdquo; says Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And how is the old man?&rdquo; asked the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fit as a fiddle,&rdquo; answered Wicks, and was opportunely
+ summoned by the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This alert was the only one until the morning of the sale, when he was
+ once more alarmed by his interview with Jim; and it was with some anxiety
+ that he attended the sale, knowing only that Carthew was to be
+ represented, but neither who was to represent him nor what were the
+ instructions given. I suppose Captain Wicks is a good life. In spite of
+ his personal appearance and his own known uneasiness, I suppose he is
+ secure from apoplexy, or it must have struck him there and then, as he
+ looked on at the stages of that insane sale and saw the old brig and her
+ not very valuable cargo knocked down at last to a total stranger for ten
+ thousand pounds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It had been agreed that he was to avoid Carthew, and above all Carthew's
+ lodging, so that no connexion might be traced between the crew and the
+ pseudonymous purchaser. But the hour for caution was gone by, and he
+ caught a tram and made all speed to Mission Street.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carthew met him in the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come away, come away from here,&rdquo; said Carthew; and when they
+ were clear of the house, &ldquo;All's up!&rdquo; he added.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O, you've heard of the sale, then?&rdquo; said Wicks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The sale!&rdquo; cried Carthew. &ldquo;I declare I had forgotten
+ it.&rdquo; And he told of the voice in the telephone, and the maddening
+ question: &ldquo;Why did you want to buy the Flying Scud?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This circumstance, coming on the back of the monstrous improbabilities of
+ the sale, was enough to have shaken the reason of Immanuel Kant. The earth
+ seemed banded together to defeat them; the stones and the boys on the
+ street appeared to be in possession of their guilty secret. Flight was
+ their one thought. The treasure of the Currency Lass they packed in
+ waist-belts, expressed their chests to an imaginary address in British
+ Columbia, and left San Francisco the same afternoon, booked for Los
+ Angeles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day they pursued their retreat by the Southern Pacific route,
+ which Carthew followed on his way to England; but the other three branched
+ off for Mexico.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ EPILOGUE:
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ TO WILL H. LOW.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ DEAR LOW: The other day (at Manihiki of all places) I had the pleasure to
+ meet Dodd. We sat some two hours in the neat, little, toy-like church, set
+ with pews after the manner of Europe, and inlaid with mother-of-pearl in
+ the style (I suppose) of the New Jerusalem. The natives, who are decidedly
+ the most attractive inhabitants of this planet, crowded round us in the
+ pew, and fawned upon and patted us; and here it was I put my questions,
+ and Dodd answered me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I first carried him back to the night in Barbizon when Carthew told his
+ story, and asked him what was done about Bellairs. It seemed he had put
+ the matter to his friend at once, and that Carthew took it with an
+ inimitable lightness. &ldquo;He's poor, and I'm rich,&rdquo; he had said.
+ &ldquo;I can afford to smile at him. I go somewhere else, that's all&mdash;somewhere
+ that's far away and dear to get to. Persia would be found to answer, I
+ fancy. No end of a place, Persia. Why not come with me?&rdquo; And they
+ had left the next afternoon for Constantinople, on their way to Teheran.
+ Of the shyster, it is only known (by a newspaper paragraph) that he
+ returned somehow to San Francisco and died in the hospital.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now there's another point,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;There you are off
+ to Persia with a millionaire, and rich yourself. How come you here in the
+ South Seas, running a trader?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He said, with a smile, that I had not yet heard of Jim's last bankruptcy.
+ &ldquo;I was about cleaned out once more,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;and then
+ it was that Carthew had this schooner built, and put me in as supercargo.
+ It's his yacht and it's my trader; and as nearly all the expenses go to
+ the yacht, I do pretty well. As for Jim, he's right again: one of the best
+ businesses, they say, in the West, fruit, cereals, and real estate; and he
+ has a Tartar of a partner now&mdash;Nares, no less. Nares will keep him
+ straight, Nares has a big head. They have their country-places next door
+ at Saucelito, and I stayed with them time about, the last time I was on
+ the coast. Jim had a paper of his own&mdash;I think he has a notion of
+ being senator one of these days&mdash;and he wanted me to throw up the
+ schooner and come and write his editorials. He holds strong views on the
+ State Constitution, and so does Mamie.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what became of the other three Currency Lasses after they left
+ Carthew?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it seems they had a huge spree in the city of Mexico,&rdquo;
+ said Dodd; &ldquo;and then Hadden and the Irishman took a turn at the gold
+ fields in Venezuela, and Wicks went on alone to Valparaiso. There's a
+ Kirkup in the Chilean navy to this day, I saw the name in the papers about
+ the Balmaceda war. Hadden soon wearied of the mines, and I met him the
+ other day in Sydney. The last news he had from Venezuela, Mac had been
+ knocked over in an attack on the gold train. So there's only the three of
+ them left, for Amalu scarcely counts. He lives on his own land in Maui, at
+ the side of Hale-a-ka-la, where he keeps Goddedaal's canary; and they say
+ he sticks to his dollars, which is a wonder in a Kanaka. He had a
+ considerable pile to start with, for not only Hemstead's share but
+ Carthew's was divided equally among the other four&mdash;Mac being
+ counted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did that make for him altogether?&rdquo; I could not help
+ asking, for I had been diverted by the number of calculations in his
+ narrative.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One hundred and twenty-eight pounds nineteen shillings and eleven
+ pence halfpenny,&rdquo; he replied with composure. &ldquo;That's leaving
+ out what little he won at Van John. It's something for a Kanaka, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And about that time we were at last obliged to yield to the solicitations
+ of our native admirers, and go to the pastor's house to drink green
+ cocoanuts. The ship I was in was sailing the same night, for Dodd had been
+ beforehand and got all the shell in the island; and though he pressed me
+ to desert and return with him to Auckland (whither he was now bound to
+ pick up Carthew) I was firm in my refusal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth is, since I have been mixed up with Havens and Dodd in the
+ design to publish the latter's narrative, I seem to feel no want for
+ Carthew's society. Of course I am wholly modern in sentiment, and think
+ nothing more noble than to publish people's private affairs at so much a
+ line. They like it, and if they don't, they ought to. But a still small
+ voice keeps telling me they will not like it always, and perhaps not
+ always stand it. Memory besides supplies me with the face of a pressman
+ (in the sacred phrase) who proved altogether too modern for one of his
+ neighbours, and
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Qui nunc it per iter tenebricosum
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ as it were, marshalling us our way. I am in no haste to
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;nos proecedens&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ be that man's successor. Carthew has a record as &ldquo;a clane shot,&rdquo;
+ and for some years Samoa will be good enough for me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We agreed to separate, accordingly; but he took me on board in his own
+ boat with the hard-wood fittings, and entertained me on the way with an
+ account of his late visit to Butaritari, whither he had gone on an errand
+ for Carthew, to see how Topelius was getting along, and, if necessary, to
+ give him a helping hand. But Topelius was in great force, and had
+ patronised and&mdash;well&mdash;out-manoeuvred him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Carthew will be pleased,&rdquo; said Dodd; &ldquo;for there's no
+ doubt they oppressed the man abominably when they were in the Currency
+ Lass. It's diamond cut diamond now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This, I think, was the most of the news I got from my friend Loudon; and I
+ hope I was well inspired, and have put all the questions to which you
+ would be curious to hear an answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there is one more that I daresay you are burning to put to myself; and
+ that is, what your own name is doing in this place, cropping up (as it
+ were uncalled-for) on the stern of our poor ship? If you were not born in
+ Arcadia, you linger in fancy on its margin; your thoughts are busied with
+ the flutes of antiquity, with daffodils, and the classic poplar, and the
+ footsteps of the nymphs, and the elegant and moving aridity of ancient
+ art. Why dedicate to you a tale of a caste so modern;&mdash;full of
+ details of our barbaric manners and unstable morals;&mdash;full of the
+ need and the lust of money, so that there is scarce a page in which the
+ dollars do not jingle;&mdash;full of the unrest and movement of our
+ century, so that the reader is hurried from place to place and sea to sea,
+ and the book is less a romance than a panorama&mdash;in the end, as
+ blood-bespattered as an epic?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, you are a man interested in all problems of art, even the most
+ vulgar; and it may amuse you to hear the genesis and growth of <i>The
+ Wrecker</i>. On board the schooner Equator, almost within sight of the
+ Johnstone Islands (if anybody knows where these are) and on a moonlit
+ night when it was a joy to be alive, the authors were amused with several
+ stories of the sale of wrecks. The subject tempted them; and they sat
+ apart in the alley-way to discuss its possibilities. &ldquo;What a tangle
+ it would make,&rdquo; suggested one, &ldquo;if the wrong crew were aboard.
+ But how to get the wrong crew there?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;I have it!&rdquo;
+ cried the other; &ldquo;the so-and-so affair!&rdquo; For not so many
+ months before, and not so many hundred miles from where we were then
+ sailing, a proposition almost tantamount to that of Captain Trent had been
+ made by a British skipper to some British castaways.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before we turned in, the scaffolding of the tale had been put together.
+ But the question of treatment was as usual more obscure. We had long been
+ at once attracted and repelled by that very modern form of the police
+ novel or mystery story, which consists in beginning your yarn anywhere but
+ at the beginning, and finishing it anywhere but at the end; attracted by
+ its peculiar interest when done, and the peculiar difficulties that attend
+ its execution; repelled by that appearance of insincerity and shallowness
+ of tone, which seems its inevitable drawback. For the mind of the reader,
+ always bent to pick up clews, receives no impression of reality or life,
+ rather of an airless, elaborate mechanism; and the book remains
+ enthralling, but insignificant, like a game of chess, not a work of human
+ art. It seemed the cause might lie partly in the abrupt attack; and that
+ if the tale were gradually approached, some of the characters introduced
+ (as it were) beforehand, and the book started in the tone of a novel of
+ manners and experience briefly treated, this defect might be lessened and
+ our mystery seem to inhere in life. The tone of the age, its movement, the
+ mingling of races and classes in the dollar hunt, the fiery and not quite
+ unromantic struggle for existence with its changing trades and scenery,
+ and two types in particular, that of the American handy-man of business
+ and that of the Yankee merchant sailor&mdash;we agreed to dwell upon at
+ some length, and make the woof to our not very precious warp. Hence Dodd's
+ father, and Pinkerton, and Nares, and the Dromedary picnics, and the
+ railway work in New South Wales&mdash;the last an unsolicited testimonial
+ from the powers that be, for the tale was half written before I saw
+ Carthew's squad toil in the rainy cutting at South Clifton, or heard from
+ the engineer of his &ldquo;young swell.&rdquo; After we had invented at
+ some expense of time this method of approaching and fortifying our police
+ novel, it occurred to us it had been invented previously by some one else,
+ and was in fact&mdash;however painfully different the results may seem&mdash;the
+ method of Charles Dickens in his later work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I see you staring. Here, you will say, is a prodigious quantity of theory
+ to our halfpenny worth of police novel; and withal not a shadow of an
+ answer to your question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, some of us like theory. After so long a piece of practice, these may
+ be indulged for a few pages. And the answer is at hand. It was plainly
+ desirable, from every point of view of convenience and contrast, that our
+ hero and narrator should partly stand aside from those with whom he
+ mingles, and be but a pressed-man in the dollar hunt. Thus it was that
+ Loudon Dodd became a student of the plastic arts, and that our
+ globe-trotting story came to visit Paris and look in at Barbizon. And thus
+ it is, dear Low, that your name appears in the address of this epilogue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For sure, if any person can here appreciate and read between the lines, it
+ must be you&mdash;and one other, our friend. All the dominos will be
+ transparent to your better knowledge; the statuary contract will be to you
+ a piece of ancient history; and you will not have now heard for the first
+ time of the dangers of Roussillon. Dead leaves from the Bas Breau, echoes
+ from Lavenue's and the Rue Racine, memories of a common past, let these be
+ your bookmarkers as you read. And if you care for naught else in the
+ story, be a little pleased to breathe once more for a moment the airs of
+ our youth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The End.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
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