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KERR</p> + <p>CHAPTER XVIII</p> + <p>A SUBTLE STRANGER.</p> + <p>The latest transient guest at the Roach House—a hotel kept on +the entomological plan in Bumsteadville—was a gentleman of such lurid +aspect as made every beholder burn to know whom he could possibly be. +His enormous head of curled red hair not only presented a central +parting on top and a very much one-sided parting and puffing-out +behind, but actually covered both his ears; while his ruddy semi-circle +of beard curled inward, instead of out, and greatly surprised, if it +did not positively alarm, the looker-on, by appearing to remain +perfectly motionless, no matter how actively the stranger moved his +jaws. This ball of improbable inflammatory hair and totally independent +face rested in a basin of shirt collar; which, in its turn, was +supported by a rusty black necktie and a very loose suit of gritty +alpaca; so that, taking the gentleman for all in all, such an +incredible human being had rarely been seen outside of literary circles.</p> + <p>"Landlord," said the stranger to the brown linen host of the +Roach House, who was intently gazing at him with the appreciative +expression of one who beholds a comic ghost,—"landlord, after you have +finished looking at my head and involuntarily opening your mouth at +some occasional peculiarity of my whiskers, I should like to have +something to eat. As you tell me that woodcock is not fit to eat this +year, and that broiled chicken is positively prohibited by the Board of +Health in consequence of the sickly season, you may bring me some pork +and beans, and some crackers. Bring plenty of crackers, landlord, for +I'm uncommon fond of crackers. By absorbing the superfluous moisture in +the head, they clear the brain and make it more subtle."</p> + <p>Having been served with the wholesome country fare he had +ordered, together with a glass of the heady native wine called +applejack, the gentleman had but just moved a slice of pork from its +bed in the beans, when, with much interest, he closely inspected the +spot of vegetables he had uncovered, and expressed the belief that +there was something alive in it.</p> + <p>"Landlord," said he, musingly, "there is something amongst +these beans that I should take for a raisin, if it did not move."</p> + <p>Placing upon his nose a pair of vast silver spectacles, which +gave him an aspect of having two attic windows in his countenance, the +landlord bowed his head over the plate until his nose touched the +beans, and thoughtfully scrutinized the living raisin.</p> + <p>"As I thought, sir, it is only a water-bug," he observed, +rescuing the insect upon his thumb-nail. "You need not have been +frightened, however, for they never bite."</p> + <p>Somewhat reassured, the stranger went on eating until his +knife encountered resistance in the secondary layer of beans; when he +once more inspected the dish, with marked agitation.</p> + <p>"Can this be a skewer, down here?" inquired he, prodding at +some hard, springy object with his fork.</p> + <p>The host of the Roach House bore both fork and object to a +window, where the light was less deceptive, and was presently able to +announce confidently that the object was only a hair-pin. Then, +observing that his guest looked curiously at a cracker, which, from the +gravelly marks on one side, seemed to have been dug out of the earth, +like a potato, he hastened to obviate all complaint in that line by +carefully wiping every individual cracker with his pocket handkerchief.</p> + <p>"And now, landlord," said the stranger, at last, pulling a +couple of long, unidentified hairs from his mouth as he hurriedly +retired from the meal, "I suppose you are wondering who I am?"</p> + <p>"Well, sir," was the frank answer, "I can't deny that there +are points about you to make a plain man like myself thoughtful. +There's that about your hair, sir, with the middle-parting on top and +the side-parting behind, to give a plain person the impression that +your brain must be slightly turned, and that, by rights, your face +ought to be where your neck is. Neither can I deny, sir, that the +curling of your whiskers the wrong way, and their peculiarity in +remaining entirely still while your mouth is going, are circumstances +calculated to excite the liveliest apprehensions of those who wish you +well."</p> + <p>"The peculiarities you notice," returned the gentleman, "may +either exist solely in your own imagination, or they may be the result +of my own ill-health. My name is TRACEY CLEWS, and I desire to spend a +few weeks in the country for physical recuperation. Have you any idea +where a dead-beat,<a name="FNanchor1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1"><sup>[1]</sup></a> +like myself, could find inexpensive lodgings in Bumsteadville?"</p> + <p>The host hastily remarked, that his own bill for those pork +and beans was fifty cents; and upon being paid, coldly added that a +Mrs. SMYTHE, wife of the sexton of Saint Cow's Ritualistic Church, took +hash-eaters for the summer. As the gentleman preferred a high-church +private boarding-house to an unsectarian first class hotel, all he had +to do was to go out on the road again, and keep inquiring until he +found the place.</p> + <p>Donning his Panama hat, and carrying a stout cane, Mr. CLEWS +was quickly upon the turnpike; and, his course taking him near the +pauper burial-ground, he presently perceived an extremely disagreeable +child throwing stones at pigeons in a field, and generally hitting the +beholder.</p> + <p>"You young Alderman! what do you mean?" he exclaimed, with +marked feeling, rubbing the place on his knee which had just been +struck.</p> + <p>"Then just give me a five-cent stamp to aim at yer, and yer +won't ketch it onc't," replied the boyish trifler. "I couldn't hit what +I was to fire at if it was my own daddy."</p> + <p>"Here are ten cents, then," said the gentleman, wildly dodging +the last shot at a distant pigeon, "and now show me where Mrs. SMYTHE +lives.</p> + <p>"All right, old brick-top," assented the merry sprite, with a +vivacious dash of personality. "D'yer see that house as yer skoot past +the Church and round the corner?"</p> + <p>"Yes."</p> + <p>"Well, that's SMYTHE'S, and BUMSTEAD lives there, too—him as +is always tryin' to put a head on me. I'll play my points on him yet, +though. <i>I'll</i> play my points!" And the rather vulgar young +chronic absentee from Sunday-school retired to a proper distance, and +from thence began stoning his benefactor to the latter's perfect safety.</p> + <p>Reaching the boarding-house of Mrs. SMYTHE, as directed, Mr. +TRACEY CLEWS soon learned from the lady that he could have a room next +to the apartment of Mr. BUMSTEAD, to whom he was referred for further +recommendation of the establishment. Though that broken-hearted +gentleman was mourning the loss of a beloved umbrella, accompanied by a +nephew, and having a bone handle, Mrs. SMYTHE was sure he would speak a +good word for her house. Perhaps Mr. CLEWS had heard of his loss?</p> + <p>Mr. CLEWS could not exactly recall that particular case; but +had a confused recollection of having lost several umbrellas himself, +at various times, and had no doubt that the addition of a nephew must +make such a loss still heavier.</p> + <p>Mr. BUMSTEAD being in his room when the introduction took +place, and having Judge SWEENEY for company over a bowl of lemon tea, +the new boarder lifted his hat politely to both dignitaries, and +involuntarily smacked his lips at the mixture they were taking for +their coughs.</p> + <p>"Excuse me, gentlemen," said Mr. TRACEY CLEWS, in a manner +almost stealthy; "but, as I am about to take summer board with the lady +of this house, I beg leave to inquire if she and the man she married +are strictly moral except in having cold dinner on Sunday?"</p> + <p>Mr. BUMSTEAD, who sat very limply in his chair, said that she +was a very good woman, a very good woman, and would spare no pains to +secure the comfort of such a head of hair as he then saw before him.</p> + <p>"This is my dear friend, Judge SWEENEY," continued the +Ritualistic organist, languidly waving a spoon towards that gentleman, +"who has a very good wife in the grave, and knows much more about women +and gravy than I. As for me," exclaimed Mr. BUMSTEAD, suddenly climbing +upon the arm of his chair and staring at Mr. CLEW'S head rather wildly, +"my only bride was of black alpaca, with a brass ferrule, and I can +never care for the sex again." Here Mr. BUMSTEAD, whose eyes had been +rolling in an extraordinary manner, tumbled into his chair again, and +then, frowning intensely, helped himself to lemon tea.</p> + <p>"I am referred to your Honor for further particulars," +observed Mr. TRACEY CLEWS, bowing again to Judge SWEENEY. "Not to wound +our friend further by discussion of the fair sex, may I ask if +Bumsteadville contains many objects of interest for a stranger, like +myself?"</p> + <p>"One, at least, sir," answered the Judge. "I think I could +show you a tombstone which you would find very good reading. An epitaph +upon my late better-half. If you are a married man you can not help +enjoying it."</p> + <p>Mr. CLEWS regretted to inform his Honor, that he had never +been a married man, and, therefore, could not presume to fancy what the +literary enjoyment of a widower must be at such a treat.</p> + <p>"A journalist, I presume?" insinuated Judge SWEENEY, more and +more struck by the other's perfect pageant of incomprehensible hair and +beard.</p> + <p>"His Honor flatters me too much."</p> + <p>"Something in the lunatic line, then, perhaps?"</p> + <p>"I have told your Honor that I never was married."</p> + <p>Since last speaking, Mr. BUMSTEAD had been staring at the new +boarder's head and face, with a countenance expressive of mingled +consternation and wrath, and now made a startling rush at him from his +chair and fairly forced half a glass of lemon tea down his throat.</p> + <p>"There, sir!" said the mourning organist, panting with +suppressed excitement. "That will keep you from taking cold until you +can be walked up and down in the open air long enough to get your hair +and beard sober. They have been indulging, sir, until the top of your +head has fallen over backwards, and your whiskers act as though they +belonged to somebody else. The sight confuses me, sir, and in my +present state of mind I can't bear it."</p> + <p>Coughing from the lemon tea, and greatly amazed by his hasty +dismissal, Mr. CLEWS followed Judge SWEENEY from the room and house in +precipitate haste, and, when they were fairly out of doors, remarked, +that the gentleman they had just left had surprised him +unprecedentedly, and that he was very much put out by it.</p> + <p>"Mr. JOHN BUMSTEAD, sir," explained the Judge, "is almost +beside himself at the double loss he has sustained, and I think that +the sight of your cane, there, maddened him with the memory it revived."</p> + <p>"Why," exclaimed the gentleman of the hair, staring in wonder, +"you don't mean to tell me that my cane looks at all like his nephew?"</p> + <p>"It looks a little like the stick of his umbrella, which he +lost at the same time," was the grave answer.</p> + <p>After walking on in thoughtful silence for a while, as though +deeply pondering the striking character of a man whose great nature +could thus at once unite the bereaved uncle with the sincere mourner +for the dumb friend of his rainier days, Mr. TRACEY CLEWS asked whether +suspicion yet pointed to any one?</p> + <p>Yes, he was told, suspicion did point very decidedly at a +certain person; but, as no specific reward had yet been offered in +sufficient amount to justify the exertions of police officials having +families to support; and as no lifeless body had yet been found; and as +it was not exactly certain that the abstraction of an umbrella by +unknown parties would justify the criminal prosecution of a person for +having in his possession an Indian Club:—in view of all these +complicated circumstances, the law did not feel itself authorized to +execute any assassin at present.</p> + <p>"And here we are, sir, at last, near our Ritualistic Church," +continued Judge SWEENEY, "where we stand up for the Rite so much that +strangers sometimes complain of it as fatiguing. Upon that monument +yonder, in the graveyard, you may find the epitaph I have mentioned. +What is more, here comes a rather interesting local character of ours, +who cut the inscription and put up the monument."</p> + <p>Mr. MCLAUGHLIN came shuffling up the road as he spoke, +followed in the distance by the inevitable SMALLEY and a shower of +promiscuous stones.</p> + <p>"Here, you boy!" roared Judge SWEENEY, beckoning the amiable +child to him with a bit of small money, "aim at <i>all</i> of us—do +you hear?—and see that you don't hit any windows. And now, MCLAUGHLIN, +how do you do? Here is a gentleman spending the summer with us, who +would like to know you."</p> + <p>Old MORTARITY stared at the hair and beard, thus introduced to +him, with undisguised amazement, and grimly remarked, that if the +gentleman would come to see him any evening, and bring a social bottle +with him, he would not allow the gentleman's head to stand in the way +of a further acquaintance.</p> + <p>"I shall certainly call upon you," assented Mr. CLEWS, "if our +young friend, the stone-thrower, will accept a trifle to show me the +way."</p> + <p>Before retiring to his bed that night, the same Mr. TRACEY +CLEWS took off his hair and beard, examined them closely, and then +broke into a strange smile. "No wonder they all looked at me so!" he +soliloquized, "for I did have my locks on the topside backmost, and my +whiskers turned the wrong way. However, for a dead-beat, with all his +imperfections on his head, I've formed a pretty large acquaintance for +one day."<a name="FNanchor2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2"><sup>[2]</sup></a></p> + <p>(<i>To be Continued.</i>)</p> + <br> + <p><a name="Footnote_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor1">[1]</a></p> + <blockquote> "Buffer" is the term used in the English story. Its +nearest native equivalent is, probably, our Dead-Beat;" meaning, +variously, according to circumstances, a successful American +politician; a wife's male relative; a watering-place correspondent of a +newspaper, a New York detective policeman; any person who is uncommonly +pleasant with people, while never asking them to take anything with +him; a pious boarder; a French revolutionist. </blockquote> + <p><a name="Footnote_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor2">[2]</a></p> + <blockquote> In both conception and execution, the original of +the above Chapter, in Mr. DICKENS's work, is, perhaps, the least +felicitous page of fiction ever penned by the great novelist; and, as +this Adaptation is in no wise intended as a burlesque, or caricature, +of the <i>style</i> at the original, (but rather as a conscientious +imitation of it, so far as practicable,) the Adapter has not allowed +himself that license of humor which, in the most comically effective +treatment of said Chapter, might bear the appearance of such an +intention. </blockquote> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <center> <img src="images/04.jpg" + alt="PUNCHINELLO CORRESPONDENCE"> </center> + <p><b>ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.</b></p> + <p><i>Patchouli.</i>—What is the substance which enables flies to +adhere to the ceiling? <i>Answer.</i>—Ceiling wax.</p> + <p><i>Rosalie.</i>—What is the meaning of the term "suspended +animation?" <i>Answer.</i>—If you remain at any fashionable +watering-place after the close of the season you'll find out.</p> + <p><i>Zanesvillian.</i>—Your pronunciation of the French word <i>bois</i> +is incorrect, else you could not have fallen into the blunder of +supposing that the Bois de Boulogne and the Bois de Vincennes are <i>gamins</i> +of Paris.</p> + <p><i>Blunderbore.</i>—Your suggestion is ingenious, but the +refined sentiment of cruelty revealed in it is deserving of the +severest censure. It is true that the introduction of German cookery +into France by the Prussians, as you propose, would in a short time +decimate the population, but what a fearful precedent it would be! You +can best realize it by imagining Massachusetts cookery introduced into +New York, and the consequent desolation of her purliens.</p> + <p><i>Mrs. Gamp.</i>—No; neither the French nor the Prussians are +armed with air guns. Your mistake arose from puzzling over those +distracting war reports, in which the word Argonnes figures so +conspicuously.</p> + <p><i>R.G.W.</i>—What is the origin of the term "Bezonian," which +occurs in the Shaksperean drama? <i>Answer.</i>—Some trace it to Ben +Zine, an inflammable friend of "ancient Pistol's." It is far more +probable, however, that the word was originally written "Bazainian," +and was merely prophetic of the well-known epithet now bestowed by +Prussian soldiers on the French troops serving under BAZAINE.</p> + <p><i>Earl Russel</i>—In reply to your question as to whether the +thumb nail of HOGARTH on which he made his traditional sketch of a +drunken man, is now in an American collection, we can only state that, +of course, it once formed a leading object of interest in BARNUM'S +Museum. As that building was destroyed by fire in 1865, however, it is +to be presumed that the HOGARTH nail perished with all the other nails, +or was sold with them, as "junk."</p> + <p><i>Invalid.</i>—To regain strength you should take means to +increase the amount of iron in your blood. Bark will do it, which +accounts for the fact that the blood of dogs has a large per centage of +iron. Here in New York, the ordinary way of getting iron in the blood +is to have a knife run into you by the hand of an assassin; but this is +not considered favorable to longevity.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>THE ROMANCE OF A RICH YOUNG MAN.</b></p> + <p><img src="images/05.jpg" align="left" alt="I">t happened, once +upon a time, that there was a great city, and that city, being devoid +of a sensation, yearned for a great man. Then the wise men of the city +began to look around, when lo! there entered through the gates of the +city a certain peddler from a foreign country, which is called Yankee +Land, and behold! the great man was found. He dealt in shekels and +stocks, and bloomed and flourished, and soon became like unto a golden +calf, and lo! all the wise men fell down and worshipped him. Now it +happened that at first, like all great men, he was misunderstood, and +the people ascribed his success to his partner, so that everybody said,</p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span style="margin-left: 1em;">The +name is but the guinea's stamp,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">The man's a GOULD for all that;</span> + </div> + <p>but the people were soon disabused of this idea, and the name +of JEAMES PHYSKE was in everybody's mouth.</p> + <p>Now it came to pass that there was a certain devout man called +DEDREW, who was the Grand Mogul and High Priest of a certain railroad +corporation called the Eareye, because, while it was much in +everybody's ear, no one could see anything of it or its dividends. So +JEAMES PHYSKE went straightway unto DEDREW and said unto him, "Lo! your +servant is as full of wiles as an egg is of meat. Make me then, I pray +you, your chief adviser, and put me in the high places." And DEDREW +smiled upon him, as he is wont to do, and finding that he was a +stranger, he took him in, and knowing that all were fish which came +unto his net, he straightway put him in the high places in Eareye, +saying unto himself, "I will take this lamb and fleece him." So PHYSKE +sat high in Eareye. But it came to pass very soon thereafter, that +DEDREW and PHYSKE fell out, some say about the division of the spoils +which they had taken from the enemy, which, being interpreted, is the +people, while others do state that DEDREW attempted to cut the wool +from PHYSKE, but that it stuck so tightly that PHYSKE caught him. +Anyhow, it came to pass, very soon, that DEDREW was sitting on the +outside steps of Eareye, and PHYSKE was sitting on DEDREW'S throne.</p> + <p>Then PHYSKE ruled Eareye, and he took the stock and he did +multiply it manifold, which is called, by some people, watering. Now it +happened that a certain man named PYKE did build him a costly mansion +on the street which is called Twenty-third, and did therein have +foreign singers and dancers, and players upon the violin, which is +called the fiddle, and upon the bass viol, which is called the big +fiddle, and upon sheets of parchment, which are called the drum, and +upon divers other instruments. And PHYSKE looked upon the mansion, and +it seemed good in his eyes, and he said unto PYKE, "Sell me now your +mansion." And PYKE did sell unto him the mansion, and the foreign +singers and dancers, and the players upon the violin, which is called +the fiddle, and the players upon the big fiddle, and the players upon +the drums, and the players upon divers other instruments. And PHYSKE +forthwith built himself a throne there, and did make the mansion the +palace of Eareye. And he would sit upon his throne and view the foreign +singers and dancers, and the players upon divers instruments, and would +much applaud, when his foreign dancers did dance a certain dance, +wherein the toe is placed upon the forehead, and which is called the <i>cancan</i>. +And all the people came and worshipped him, him and his foreign singers +and dancers, and players upon divers instruments, and his great +diamond. And PHYSKE was called Prince Eareye.</p> + <p>Then it happened that PHYSKE much desired to command upon the +ocean; so he forthwith bought him a line of steamers, which did run to +the foreign land, which is called Yankee Land, and he placed thereon a +goodly number of his players upon divers instruments, and he did buy +him a coat of many colors, and did stand upon the landing place, which +is called the dock, and the players upon divers instruments did play, +"Hail to the Chief," and all the people did shout, "Hurrah for Admiral +PHYSKE, Prince of Eareye!" for he was of a noble stature, being four +hands wider than his fellows.</p> + <p>Now it came to pass that divers envious persons did institute +certain troublesome actions, which are called suits, against him, and +did endeavor to drive him from the land, but PHYSKE took a field and +went before a barnyard, and did rout these envious persons, and did +smite them on the hip, which, being interpreted, is that he dismissed +their suits, and did smite them on the thigh, which, being interpreted, +is, did make them pay costs. But the field and the barnyard were much +employed.</p> + <p>Then PHYSKE took into his counsel divers persons, dealers in +shekels, and did say unto them, "Let us find us a man who can tell us +whether those in high places will sell gold. And if he say unto us, +nay, let us buy much gold and make many shekels." And the divers +persons, dealers in shekels, were astonished at his shrewdness, and +were all of one accord. Then PHYSKE found him a man who did say unto +him nay, and PHYSKE and the divers other persons did buy much gold. Now +it happened that those in high places did sell gold, and PHYSKE and the +divers other persons were sore afraid, and did fall upon each other's +necks and did weep. But PHYSKE straightway recovered and said unto +them, "Lo, if I do murder and the doctor say that I was insane, am I +not forthwith discharged?" and they said unto him, "It is even so." +Then said he unto them, "Let us send our broker into the board, so that +he shall act like an insane man, and can we be held for an insane man's +purchases?" And they were filled with great rejoicing. And the broker +did go into the board, and did act like an insane man, and PHYSKE and +divers other persons did retain their shekels. And it was Friday when +they did these things, and when they had done them they laughed until +they were black in their faces, and the day—is it not called Black +Friday?</p> + <p>Then PHYSKE did bring unto himself other boats and other +roads, and waxed powerful, and became great in the land, and he was +much interviewed by the scribes of a certain paper, "It shines for +all," which, being interpreted, is the Moon, and his sayings—can they +not be found in the pages of "It shines for all," which, being +interpreted, is the Moon, and are they not preserved there for two +centuries?</p> + <p>And then it came to pass that PHYSKE sat himself down and +sighed because there were no more worlds to conquer. But straightway he +resolved to become a Colonel. So certain persons endeavored to make him +commander of the 99th regiment of foot, but a certain old centurion, +which is Brains, ran against him and overcame him. But the soldiers +said unto each other, "Is it not better that we should have body than +brains, and had we not better take unto ourselves the fleshpots?" So +they deposed Brains and chose the Prince of Eareye as their commander. +And he straightway submitted them to twelve temptations. Now it +happened, that, as he was marching at the head of his soldiers in the +place wherein these twelve temptations are kept, a certain servant of +one Mammon did serve upon him a paper, which is called a summons, and +did command him to pay for his butter. At which PHYSKE was much enraged +and did wax wroth. And thereupon he did march and countermarch his +soldiers many times. And he ordered another coat of many colors, and +lo! in all Chatham Street there was not cloth enough to make it, so +they brought it from a foreign land. And it came to pass that he and +the centurion, which is Brains—for should not body and brains work +together?—did march the soldiers down the street which is called +Broadway, and did take them to the Branch which is called Long, and +there did divers curious things, all which are they not found in the +paper, "It shines for all," which, being interpreted, is the Moon?</p> + <p>Now it happened that one HO RACE GREL HE, being a Prussian, +did fall upon PHYSKE and did berate him in a paper, which is called the + <i>Try Buin</i>. And PHYSKE became very wroth and did stop the +sale of the paper, which is called the <i>Try Buin</i>, upon his +roads. And HO RACE GREL HE, being a Prussian, was sore afraid, and did +fall straightway upon his knees, and did say, "Lo, your servant has +sinned! I pray thee forgive him." And PHYSKE did say, "I forgive thee," +which, being interpreted, is, "All right, old coon, don't let me catch +you at it again."</p> + <p>And PHYSKE did divers other strange and curious things, but +are they not written down daily by the scribes of the paper, "It shines +for all," which, being interpreted, is the Moon, and cannot he who +runs, read them there?</p> + <p>LOT.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>From the Spirit of Lindley Murray.</b></p> + <p>When is a schoolboy like an event that has happened? When he +has come to parse.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>THE WATERING PLACES.</b></p> + <p><b>Punchinello's Vacations</b>.</p> + <p>Vain heading! This paper is not intended to communicate +anything about a vacation. "Would that it were! says Mr. PUNCHINELLO, +from the bottom of his heart.</p> + <p>Last week Mr. P. intended going to the White Mountains.</p> + <p>But he didn't go.</p> + <p>On his way to the Twenty-third Street depot, he met the Count +JOANNES.</p> + <p>"Ah ha! my noble friend!" said the latter. ""Whither away"?"</p> + <p>Mr. P. explained whither he was away; and was amazed to see +the singular expression which instantly spread itself over the +countenance of his noble friend.</p> + <p>"To the "White Mountains!"cried the Count," why, my good +fellow, what are you thinking of? Do you not know that this is +September?"</p> + <p>"Certainly I do,"said Mr. P." I know that this is the season +when Nature revels in her richest hues, and Aurora gilds the fairest +landscape; when the rays of glorious old Sol are tempered by the soft +caresses of the balmiest zephyrs, and—"</p> + <p>"Oh, certainly! certainly!" cried the Count, "I have no doubt +of it; not the least bit in the world. In fact, I have been in those +places myself when a boy, and I know all about it. But let me tell you, +sir, as <i>amicus curiae</i>, (and I assure you that I have often been + <i>amicus curiae</i> before,) that society will not tolerate +anything of this kind on your part, sir. The skies in the country may +be bluest at this season, sir; the air most delicious, the scenery most +gorgeous, and accommodations of all kinds most plenty and excellent, +but it will not do. The conductor of a first class journal belongs in a +manner to society, and society will never forgive him for going into +the country after the season is over. As <i>amicus curiae</i>—"</p> + <p>"<i>Amicus</i> your grandmother, sir!" said Mr. P. "What does +society know about the beauties of nature, or the proper time for +enjoying them?"</p> + <p>"Society knows enough about it, sir!" cried the Count, drawing +his sword a little way from its scabbard and letting it fall again +with: clanging sound. "And representing society, as I do in my proper +person here, sir, I say that any man who would go into the country in +the latter part of September is a---"</p> + <p>"A what, sir?" said Mr. P., nervously fingering his umbrella.</p> + <img src="images/06a.jpg" align="right" alt=""> + <p>"Yes, sir, he is, sir!"</p> + <p>"Do you say that, sir?"</p> + <p>"In your teeth, sir!"</p> + <p>"'Tis false, sir!"</p> + <p>"What, sir?"</p> + <p>"Just so, sir!"</p> + <p>"To me, sir?"</p> + <p>"To you, sir!"</p> + <p>The Count JOANNES drew his sword.</p> + <p>Mr. P. stood <i>en garde</i>.</p> + <p>Just at this moment the Greenwich Street Cordwainers' Target +Association, preceded by one half the whole body of Metropolitan +Police, approached the spot. The Target Society were out on a street +parade, and the policemen marched before them to clear Broadway of all +vehicles and foot-passengers, and to stop short, for the time, the +business of a great city, in order that these twenty spindle-legged and +melancholy little cobblers might have a proper opportunity of showing +their utter ignorance of all rules of marching, and the management of +firearms.</p> + <p>Perceiving this vast body of police, with Superintendent +JOURDAN at its head, advancing with measured tread upon them, the Count +sheathed his sword and Mr. P. shut up his deadly weapon.</p> + <p>Slowly and in opposite directions they withdrew from the +ground.</p> + <p>It was too late for Mr. P.'s train, and he returned to his +home. There, in the solitude of his private apartments, he came to the +conclusion that it would be useless to oppose the decrees of Society. +The idea that the Count, that worthy leader of the metropolitan <i>ton</i>, +had put into his head, was not to be treated contemptuously. He must +give up all the fruity richness of September, the royal glories of +October, and the delicious hazes of the Indian Summer, pack away his +fish-hooks and his pocket-flask, and stay in the city like the rest of +the fools.</p> + <img src="images/06b.jpg" align="left" alt=""> + <p>This conclusion, however, did not prevent Mr. P. from +dreaming. He had a delightful dream that night, in which he found +himself sailing on Lake George; ascending Mount Washington; and +participating in the revelry of a clam-bake on the seagirt shore of +Kings and Queens and Suffolk Counties. As nearly as circumstances will +permit, he has endeavored to give an idea of his dream by means of the +following sketch.</p> + <p>Taken as a whole, Mr. P. is not desirous that this dream +should come true, but taken in parts he would have no objections to see +it fulfilled as soon as Society will permit.</p> + <p>Which will be, he supposes, about next July.</p> + <p>In the meantime, he advises such of his patrons as have +depended entirely upon his letters for their summer recreation, and who +will now be deprived of this delightful enjoyment, to make every effort +to go to some of our summer resorts and spend a few weeks after the +fashionable season is over,—that is, if they think they can brave the +opinion of society. It may not be so pleasant to go to these places as +to read Mr. P.'s accounts of them, but it is the best that can be done.</p> + <p>The following little tail-piece will give a forcible idea of +how completely Mr. P. has given up, for the season, his field sports +and country pleasures. Copies may be obtained by placing a piece of +tracing-paper over the picture and following the lines with a +lead-pencil.</p> + <br> + <center> <img src="images/06c.jpg" alt=""> </center> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>THE POEMS OF THE CRADLE</b>.</p> + <p>CANTO VI.</p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span style="margin-left: 1em;">TAFFY +was a Welshman,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">TAFFY was a thief,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">TAFFY came to my house and +stole a piece of beef.</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">I went to TAFFY'S house,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">TAFFY wasn't at home,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">TAFFY came to my house and +stole a mutton bone.</span> </div> + <p>It is not often that a poet descends to the discussion of +mundane affairs. His sphere of usefulness, oftentimes usefulness to +himself, only, lies among the roseate clouds of the morn, or the +spiritual essences of the cerulean regions, but, like other human +beings, he cannot live on the zephyr breeze, or on the moonbeams +flitting o'er the rippling stream. Such ethereal food is highly +unproductive of adipose tissue, and the poet needs adipose like any +other man. And our poet is no exception to the rule, for he well knew +that good digestible poetry can't be written on an empty stomach.</p> + <p>It is seldom that a writer is met with, who does not seize +every opportunity to attract attention to his own deeds. He is never so +happy as when, in contemplation, he hears the remarks of his readers +tending to his praise for the noble and heroic deeds he makes himself +perform.</p> + <p>But with our poet—and we have been exceptional in our +choice—he has always been backward in coming forward, and it was not +until he was touched upon a tender point that he concluded to make +himself heard, when he might depict, in glowing terms, some of the few +ills which flesh is heir to.</p> + <p>The opportune moment arrived.</p> + <p>He had been out since early dawn, gathering the dew from the +sweet-scented flower, or painting in liquid vowels the pleasant +calmness of the cow-pasture, or mayhap echoing with hie pencil's point +the well-noted strains of the Shanghai rooster, when the far-off +distant bell announced to him that he must finish his poetic pabulum, +and hurry home to something more in accordance with the science of +modern cookery.</p> + <p>He arrived and found his household in tumult. "Who's been here +since I've been gone?" sang he, in pathetic tones. And he heard in +mournful accents the answer, "TAFFY."</p> + <p>Could anything more melancholy have befallen our poet? He +could remember in childhood's merry days the old candy-woman, with her +plentiful store of brown sweetness long drawn out; and how himself and +companions spent many a pleasant hour teasing their little teeth with +the delicate morsels. Now his childhood's dreams vanished. He +remembered that</p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span style="margin-left: 1em;">"TAFFY +was a Welshman."</span> </div> + <p>And then, after a careful scrutiny of the larder, assisted by +the gratuitous services of his ever faithful feline friend, THOMAS, he +found the extent of his loss.</p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span + style="margin-left: 1.5em;">"TAFFY was a thief,"</span> </div> + <p>he now gave vent to passion, while anguish rent his soul. +TAFFY had been here, and made good his coming, although the good was +entirely on TAFFY'S side, for he walked off again with a piece of beef, +and was, even at this very moment, smacking his chops over its tender +fibres.</p> + <p>All his respect for TAFFY now vanished like the misty cloud +before the rays of the morning sun. He buckled on the armor of his +strength, departed for TAFFY'S house, determined to wreak his vengeance +thereon, and scatter TAFFY, limb for limb, throughout his own +corn-field. "Woe, woe to TAFFY," he muttered between his clenched +teeth. "I will make mincemeat of him; I will enclose him in sausage +skins, and will send him to that good man, KI YI SAMPSON."</p> + <p>Judge of our poet's chagrin, however, when, on arriving at +TAFFY'S house, he was informed, with mocking smiles.</p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span + style="margin-left: 1.25em;">"TAFFY wasn't at home."</span> </div> + <p>Here was a fall to his well-formed plans of vengeance.—All +dashed to the ground by one foul scathing blow.</p> + <p>But whither went TAFFY? The poet himself could tell you if you +waited, but we will tell you now. TAFFY liked beef; liked it as no +other human liked it, for he could eat it raw. And when, foraging +around the village, he found a nice piece at the poet's house, his +carnivorous proclivities induced him to steal it, and, with it under +his arm, hurried off to the nearest barn, and there rapidly devoured +it. This only seemed to give him an appetite. He went foraging again, +but this time only picked up a mutton-bone. "The nearer the bone, the +sweeter the meat," cried TAFFY, and with a flourish he hastened to his +hiding place, while the poor poet, disconsolate in his first loss, +returned home only to find a second; and the culprit was still free.</p> + <p>Ah! my kind reader, here was a deep cut to our poet. "Who +would care for mother now?" he sang, for all the meat was gone. Home +was no longer the dearest spot on earth to him, since it was rudely +desecrated by the hands of TAFFY—of DAVID, the Welshman.</p> + <p>Poor poet! Cruel TAFFY!</p> + <p>Let me draw the curtain of popular sympathy over the unhappy +household. The poet has told his story in words which will never die; +and he has proclaimed the infamy of TAFFY to the uttermost corners of +the earth.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>Sweeping Reform</b>.</p> + <p>The world moves. There is a chiropodist now travelling in the +East who removes excrescences of the feet simply by sweeping them away +with a corn broom. When last heard of he was at Alexandria, and there +is no corn in Egypt, now.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>OUR EXPLOSIVES</b>.</p> + <p>What between nitroglycerine, kerosene, and ordinary gas, New +York city has, for years.past, been admirably provided with explosives. +Now we have to add gasoline to the interesting catalogue of +inflammables. What gasoline is, we have not the slightest notion, but, +as it knocked several houses in Maiden Lane into ashes a few days +since, it must be something. Crinoline, dangerous as it is, would have +been safer for Maiden Lane than gasoline, and more appropriate. In the +present dearth of public amusements, these jolly explosives—gasoline, +dualine, nitroglycerine, and the rest of 'em,—come in very well to +create a sensation. They keep the firemen in wind, and, as the firemen +keep them in water, the obligation is reciprocal. Let Gasoline, as well +as Crinoline, have the suffrage, by all means.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>Aggravating</b>.</p> + <p>The war news is becoming dizzier every day. It is now +announced that the Prussian headquarters are at St. Dizier.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>Anna-Tom-ical</b>.</p> + <p>"A young man who lost an arm, some two weeks since, insists +upon it that he still feels pain in the arm and fingers."—(Daily Paper.)</p> + <p>This is strange, certainly, but not more so than the statement +of our young man, TOM, who affirms that, having had his arm around +ANNA'S waist some three weeks ago, he still feels the most bewitching +sensations in that arm. Who can explain these things?</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><i style="font-weight: bold;">Prussicos odi, puer, apparatus</i><span + style="font-weight: bold;">,</span>—as old NAP said to young NAP,<br> +when the Teutonic bullets flew about them at Saarbruck.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <center> <img src="images/07.jpg" alt=""> + <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">WE DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT IS +CORRECT, BUT THIS IS PUNCHINELLO'S IDEA OF THE CHASSE POT.</span></p> + </center> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <center> <img src="images/08.jpg" alt=""> + <p><b>A FACT FROM LAKE SUPERIOR.</b></p> + <p><i>Shipwrecked Cockney</i>.—"I SAY, CAPTAIN, ARE THERE ANY +BEARS ABOUT HERE? I'VE COME PREPARED FOR A LITTLE SPORT, YOU KNOW."</p> + </center> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>THE CHARGE OF THE NINTH BRIGADE</b>.</p> + <p>"Col. FISK, Jr., marched his men up to the Continental +Bar-room this evening and gave them a <i>carte blanche</i> order for +drinks."—<i>Special to morning paper</i>.</p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Half +asleep, half asleep,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Half asleep, onward</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Into the bar-room bright</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Strode the Six Hundred:</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">'Forward the Ninth Brigade!</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Charge this to me," he said.</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Into the bar-room, then</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Rushed the Six Hundred.</span><br> + <br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Topers to right of them.</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Topers to left of them,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Old sots in front of them,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Parleyed and wondered;</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Yet into line they fell,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Boldly they drank, and well</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Into the jaws of each,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Into the mouth of all,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Drinks went, Six Hundred.</span><br> + <br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Flashed the big diamond there,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Flashed as its owner square</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Treated his soldiers there,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Charging a bar-room, while</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">All the "beats" wondered.</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Choked with tobacco smoke,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Straight for the door they broke,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Pushing and rushing,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Reeled from the Bourbon stroke,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Shattered and sundered;</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Thus they went back—they did—</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">On the Six Hundred.</span><br> + <br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Whiskey to right of them,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Cocktails to left of them,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Popping corks after them,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Volleyed and thundered,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Yet, 'twere but truth to tell,—</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Many a hero fell.</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Tho' some did stand it well,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Those that were left of them,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Left of Six Hundred.</span><br> + <br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Oh! what a bill was paid,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Oh! what a noise they made,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">All Long Branch wondered;</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Oh! what a noise they made,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">They of the Ninth Brigade,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Jolly Six Hundred!</span> </div> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>A Sun-burst</b>.</p> + <p>The <i>Sun</i> regretfully announces that PUNCHINELLO is +about to "give up the ghost." PUNCHINELLO begs to assure the Sun that +he doesn't keep a ghost; though, at the same time, the mistake was a +natural one enough to emanate from Mr. C. A. (D. B.) DANA, who keeps a +REAL ghost in his closet.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>A. Natural Mistake</b>.</p> + <p>An advertisement from the establishment of Messrs. A. T. +STEWART & Co., announces, among other things, that they have opened +a "MADDER PRINT."</p> + <p>At first sight we supposed that the firm in question had begun +publishing a paper in opposition to the Sun, and that it was to be, if +possible, a madder print than that luminary, for the purpose of cutting +it out. Further reflection convinced us, however, that the "print" in +question was connected with the subject of dry goods, only.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>Very Small Beer</b>.</p> + <p>Newspaper items state that the editor of the Winterset (Iowa,) + <i>Sun</i>, is, probably, the smallest editor in the the world." +Surely the editor of the New York Sun must be the one meant.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>"Well I'm Blowed!"</b></p> + <p>As the <i>omelette soufflée</i> said to the cook.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <center> <img src="images/09.jpg" alt=""> + <p><b>AT THE SARATOGA CONVENTION.</b></p> + <p><i>Horace Greeley, (to Roscoe Conkling.)</i> "DON'T BE RASH, +NOW REMEMBER THAT A SOFT ANSWER TURNETH AWAY WRATH."</p> + <p><i>Roscoe Conkling</i>. "LET US HAVE PEACE, BY ALL MEANS: BUT +IF THAT FELLOW REUBE FENTON INTERFERES WITH ME, HE HAD BETTER LOOK OUT +THAT I DON'T SMASH HIS SLATE."</p> + </center> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p style="font-weight: bold;">HIRAM GREEN TO NAPOLEON.</p> + <p>Napoleon I and Napoleon III—Lager-Beer a Formidable Enemy to +Overcome.</p> + <p>SKEENSBORO, NYE ONTO VARMONT,</p> + <p><i>Orgust—, 18-Seventy.</i></p> + <p>FRIEND LEWIS: As I haint got no anser to my last letter which +I rote to your royal magesty a few weeks ago, it has occurred to me, +that maybe you don't feel well about these days, or, just as like as +not our "Cousin German," FRITZ, mite have been mean enuff as to gobble +up your male bag, and steel my letter to put into his outograf album. I +now take my pen in hand to inform you, that Ime as sound as a Saddle +Rock oyster, and hope these few lines may find you enjoyin' the same +blessin. Numerous changes have taken place since your <i>grand invasion</i> +of German sile.</p> + <p>It has certinly been very kind in your Dutch friends to save +you a long jerney to fite them.</p> + <p>Insted of puttin' you to the trouble of goin' away from home +for a little excitement, you can set rite in the heart of your own +country, and enjoy the fun.</p> + <p>A man by the name of NERO, was once said to do some tall +fiddlin' when Rome was burnin'.</p> + <p>While the patriotic fires of your people is clusterin' around +you (?) my advice is, to cote the words of Unkle EDWARD:</p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Hang +up your fiddle and your bow,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Lay down your shovel and the hoe.</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Where the woodbine twineth</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">There's a place for Unkle LEW,</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">With UGEENY and little LEWIS for +to go."</span> </div> + <p>The foregoin' is rather more sarcastikle than troothful.</p> + <p>It laserates my venerable heart-strings, most noble +Pea-cracker, to see how you've been lickt.</p> + <p>You have probly found out by this time, that the mantle of +your grate unkle has passed into the hands of some other family.</p> + <p>The grate BONYPART was called the Gray Eyed man of Destiny, +altho' I don't know what country that is in, as the village of Destiny +haint on any of the war maps.</p> + <p>I should judge, however, onless there is a change in the +program, that when this "cruel war is over," you will wear the belt as +the champion Black-eyed man of Urope.</p> + <p>Your so-called ascendant Star, is probly the identikle +loominary which; Perfesser DAN BRYANT refers so beautifully to, in his +pome of "Shoo-fly."</p> + <p>It shone rather scrumpshus, in the dark, but the rays of the +Sun has nockt its twinkle hire'n GILDEROY'S kite.</p> + <p>Yes, Squire BONYPART, your star is the only planet whose +eclips has been visible to the naked eye, all over the world, and can +be seen without usin' smoked glass.</p> + <p>I think, in the beginnin' of the war, when you left UGEENY for +Nancy, that, like your Unkle, you made a bad go.</p> + <p>When the old man stuck to JOESFEEN he was a success.</p> + <p>Empires—Kingdoms—Pottentates and Hottentots, took the first +train and skedaddled, when the General sot his affeckshuns on their +territory.</p> + <p>The BOURBONS fled and come over here and settled in Kentucky, +and commenced makin' whiskey, payin' a tax of $2.00 per gallon, and +sellin' the seductive flooid for $1.50 per gallon, gettin' rich at +that, which may surprise you, altho' it doesen't our Eternal Revenoo +Offisers, who, as Mr. ANTONY remarked of H. BEECHER STOW when she +stabbed Lord Byron, "are all <i>honorable</i> men."</p> + <p>Finally BONYPART went back on JOSEFEEN, which made Mrs. B. +scatter a few buckets of tear drops.</p> + <p>Said your Unkle:</p> + <p>"What's the use of blubberin' about it? Cheer up and be a man. +I belong, body, sole and butes, to France, who says my name must be +perpetuated. You, JOSEFEEN, must pick up your duds and look for another +bordin'-house, for you can't run the Tooleries any longer."</p> + <p>He then sent to Chicago and got a ten dollar devorce, and +married MARIAR LOUISER, arter which he become a played-out +institootion, employin' his time walkin' <i>in solo</i> with his hands +behind him, gazin' intently on the toes of his butes, and wonderin' if +they was the same ones which had histed so many roolers off of their +thrones.</p> + <p>In view of the past, you should have stuck to UGEENY, who, I +understand, is good lookin' and sports a pretty nobby harness.</p> + <p>The charms of Nancy may make your Imperial mouth water, but +let an old statesman, who has served his country for 4 years as Gustise +of the Peece, say to you, "Don't be a fool if you know anything."</p> + <p>Another reason of your unsuccess is that Lager is a hard chap +to fite agin. I tried it once.</p> + <p>A Dutch millingtery company visited Skeensboro a few years +since, for a target shoot, bringin' a car lode of lager-beer and a box +of sardeens for refreshments.</p> + <p>I, bein' at that time Gustise, was on hand to help perserve +the peece.</p> + <p>Lager, they told me, wasen't intoxicatin. I histed in a few +mugs. I woulden't just say that I got soggy, but I felt like a hul +regiment of Dutch soljers on general trainin' day.</p> + <p>It suddenly occurred to me that Mrs. GREEN had been puttin' on +rather too many airs lately, and I would go in and quietly remind her +that I was boss of the ranch.</p> + <p>Pickin' up a hoss-whip, I "shouldered arms," and entered the +kitchen as bold as the brave FISK of the bully 9th.</p> + <p>"MARIAR," said I, addressin' Mrs. GREEN, and tippin' over her +pan of dish-water so she coulden't wet my close, "yer 'aven't (hic!) +tode the mark as 'er troo (hic!) wife orter. I can't (hic!) 'ave any +more of yer (hic!) darn foolin'. Will yer (hic!) 'bey yer 'usband like +a (hic!) man, in the futer?"</p> + <p>I raised the hoss-whip to give her a good blow. She caught it +on a fly with both hands, as I lade down on the floor to convince my +wife I was in earnest in what I said.</p> + <p>Well, LEWIS, I remember feelin' as if I was put into a large +bag with a lot of saw logs, and was bein' viteally shoot up. I could +also distinguish my wife, flyin' about as if she had taken a contract +for thrashin' a lot of otes, and haden't but a few minnits to do it in, +and somehow I got it into my head that I was the otes.</p> + <p>I went to sleep in a cloud of hosswhips—hair and panterloon +buttons rapt up in a dilapidated soot of close.</p> + <p>When I awoke, I looked as if that Dutch millingtery Company +had been usin' me for a target, substitootin' my nose for the bull's +eye.</p> + <p>I imejutly come to the conclusion, that to successfully buck +agin Lager-beer, was full as onhealthy as tryin' to get a seat in H. +WARD BEECHER'S church on Sunday mornin's, afore all the Pew-holders had +got in.</p> + <p>When you want an asilum to flee to, come to Skeensboro.</p> + <p>Altho' you have got the ship of State stuck in the mud, I +think I can get you a canal bote to run, where you can earn your +$115.00 a month, provided your wife will do the cookin' for the crew.</p> + <p>This is better than bein' throde onto the cold, cold charities +of the world, especially where a man has got the gout, for anything +cold in apt to bring on the pain and make him pe-uuk.</p> + <p>Hopin' that in the futer, as you grow older, you may lern +wisdom by cultivatin' my acquaintance—and with kind regards to UGEEN +and bub BONYPART, in your native tung I will say:</p> + <p><i>Barn-sure, noblesse Pea-cracker.</i></p> + <p>Ewer'n, one and onseperable,</p> + <p>HIRAM GREEN, Esq.,</p> + <p><i>Lait Gustise of the Peece.</i></p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>Bunsby's War Paint.</b></p> + <div style="margin-left: 40px;"> <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Napoleon's +chances are not great</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">If German facts are true;</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">But if he finds not Paris Green</span><br> + <span style="margin-left: 1em;">Hell make the Prussian Blue.</span> + </div> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>Remark by a Bandsman.</b></p> + <p>Once upon a time the French Horn was a famous instrument, but +now, considering the retreating strategy of the French leaders, it +appears to be superseded by the Off I Glide.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>The Music of the Future.</b></p> + <p>Considering the enormous difficulties which stand in the way +of the performance of Herr WAGNER'S music, it is the music of the Few +Sure enough.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>A Relic of the Past.</b></p> + <p>The following item is taken from a daily paper:</p> + <p>"The septuagenarian Dejazet sang the 'Marseillaise' at the +Passy theatre lately."</p> + <p>There seems to be a mistake, here. Surely the word Passy is +meant for <i>passée</i>.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <center> <img src="images/12.jpg" alt=""> + <p><b>PRECOCIOUS.</b></p> + <p>LITTLE FEMALE AMERICA, TOO, ASSERTS HER RIGHTS AND ESPECIALLY +THE RIGHT TO THE EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE SIDE-WALK FOR A ROPE-WALK."</p> + </center> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>OUR PORTFOLIO.</b></p> + <p>"Well, you know, Dear Mr. PUNCHINELLOW, this is how CHARLEY +DANY and me cum to hev our fallin' out. We was boys together, was +CHARLEY and me, and went to the same school. CHARLEY were a likely lad +there; never given to spilin' the faces of t'other boys nor splashin' +mud on their clothes. Oh! but hasn't he gone back on them good old +times. I wouldn't hev' believed it, CHARLEY, no I wouldn't.</p> + <p>But, as I was sayin', he were a likely lad; studyin' hard, and +often tellin' me how he would one day come out at the head of the heap, +gradooatin' before the Squire's son, JACK BALDERBACK. Just about this +time I was tuk with the measles, and father died, and SALLIE got +married, and the old woman said to me:</p> + <p>"EPHRAIM, I think your school days is ended." And so they was. +I never went back again, and never saw CHARLEY these thirty-five years +gone now, 'till t'other day. I went West in search of a livin', and he +tuk onto business here East. Wons't in a long time I heerd on him; how +things went well with him, and how he got up, up, up, till the ladder +wasn't big enough and he couldn't climb no higher. Folks said he was +into the war; but I didn't believe 'em. CHARLEY was a peace man, I +knowed that. Arterwards, howsumever, it cum out that it was the War +Office he was into, and not the war; and says I to myself, "EPHRAIM," +says I, "didn't I tell you so; and tell them so, and war'nt I right? I +calkilate they won't go back no more on what I says about CHARLEY DANY."</p> + <p>Well, dear Mr. PUNCHINELLOW, I was one day readin' of your +paper, and I comes onto sumthin' about sumbody, which it was as I spell +it, "CHARLES A. DANA," how he was a cuttin' up shines, and how you was +a pokin' fun and hard things at him.</p> + <p>I larfed right out.</p> + <p>"That's smart," says I, "Yes, that's smart; but it ain't onto <i>my</i> +CHARLEY. He ain't stuck up nor nothing of that sort. He is as innocent +as gooseberries, is the CHARLEY DANY I know;" and arterwards I thought +no more about it, till I cum on to New York for to look into the cattle +business, and see how things was shapin for trade this winter.</p> + <p>I put up to the St. Nikkleas. Well, I allers larf when I think +of it. Here was an Irishman tuk my bag, slung it behind him, and says +he to me—"Foller me, if you please, sir." I follered accordin'.</p> + <p>I've clumb some pretty tall hills in my day, Mr. PUNCHINELLOW, +but that 'ere gettin' up them stairs jest switches the rag off of all +on 'em. I broke down. Then he tuk me to a heister, and landed us next +to the roof. I was too pegged out to wash or fix, so I flung off my +cowhides, jumped onto the bed and slept clean through till next day. In +the mornin' I rigged up, went down stairs, and asked the clerk if he +would be kind enough to pint out to me where I might see CHARLEY DANY. +He sort o' smiled like, and said I would find him at the <i>Sun</i> +office. I paid two dollars for a kab to take me down, which it did till +we stopped afore a big yaller house, with a big board stuck up agin it +havin' these words:</p> + <table border="1" cellpadding="10" align="center"> + <tbody> + <tr> + <td align="center"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"EXTRA +SUN!!!</span><br> + <br> +ELOPEMENT AT MURRAY HILL.<br> +FULL HISTORY OF THE PARTIES.<br> +INTERESTING CHAPTER OF FAMILY SECRETS.<br> +WHO IS SHE AND WHY DID SHE DO IT?<br> +GENERAL GRANT BUYS A SKYE TERRIER!<br> +PARTICULARS OF THE SALE!!<br> +GENEALOGY OF THE DOG!!!<br> +SECRETARY FISH BOBBING FOR SPANISH EELS,<br> +HE IS CAUGHT BY THE GILLS.<br> +THE MINION OF SPANISH TYRANNY IN DISTRESS.<br> +KITCHEN COUNCILS IN FIFTH AVENUE.<br> +NOTES BY OUR KEYHOLE REPORTER.<br> +BABY FOUND IN THE PRIVATE OFFICE OF A<br> +LEADING EDITOR.<br> +WHOSE IS IT AND HOW DID IT COME THERE?<br> +INTERESTING DISCLOSURES OF A PROMINENT<br> +MERCHANT'S LIFE!!!<br> +FOR FULL DETAILS SEE EXTRA SUN, PRICE<br> +TWO CENTS!"<br> + </td> + </tr> + </tbody> + </table> + <p>"Wonder if CHARLEY writ all that 'ere," says I, inwardly, +inquirin' of a boy where Mr. DANY'S particular holdin' out place might +be, and givin' him three cents to show me the way. Drawin' a quick +breath, I knocked at the door. "Come in," says a peskish voice. I cum +in, and there, sure enough, with nose close down to the desk, a writin' +away for dear life, sat CHARLEY. I knowed him to onc't, for all he was +a little oldish, and a little grayish, and had a bare spot like a +turtle's back on the top of his head. My heart cum' a bustin' up into +my throat, and an inward voice seemed to say:</p> + <p>"Do it now EPHRAIM, do it now, while the feeling is onto you." +Jest then he looked up, and I bust forth: "Oh, CHARLEY! CHARLEY! its a +long time sin' we met, CHARLEY. Don't you know me? Don't you remember +little EPH ECKELS? Oh! CHARLEY, CHARLEY, give us a grip of your knob, +old hunk"—and I slewed over towards him for to shake hands when he +suddenly drawed back, kinder gloomy like, putting down his pen and +chewing his gums sort of swagewise. as he said:</p> + <p>"My name, sir, is the Hon. CHARLES AUGUSTUS DANA, Ex-Assistant +Secretary of War, Ex-Proprietor of the ablest paper in the West, and at +present Chief Editor of the New York <i>Sun</i>, price two cents. +There is no individual here, sir, answering to the appellation of "Old +Hunk," and, as I perceive, sir, that there is a most infernal smell of +cow yards about your raiment, and the effluvia arising thence is +becoming insupportable, I would thank you to get out of this apartment +double quick, and I suggest for the sake of others who may be +unfortunately brought into contact with you, that my friend the Hon. +WILLIAM MANHATTAN TWEED has recently established public baths where +such creatures as you may undergo purification before venturing into +the presence of gentlemen."</p> + <p>It was CHARLEY who spoke it; Mr. PUNCHINELLOW, there is no +doubt about that; but the CHARLEY that I knew has been dead sin' that +day. Yours in memory-moram,</p> + <p>EPHRAIM ECKELS.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>Horrors of War.</b></p> + <p>Much has been said about the Prussian "demonstrations" at +Strasbourg. If half what we hear of Prussian vandalism as displayed at +the siege of Strasbourg is true, "Demonstration" is a very appropriate +term for the thing.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>OLIVE LOGAN.</b></p> + <p><img src="images/13.jpg" align="left" alt="W">e have no +authentic record of the date of this fair syren's birth. It is +popularly supposed, however, that she was contemporaneous with +POCAHONTAS. POKY (as she was playfully called by her playmates at +boarding-school) is now dead. LOGY (another playful appellation of the +gushing miss alluded to) is still Olive.</p> + <p>We do not, however, credit the legend above cited. Also, we do +not credit the equally absurd and unreasonable story that our girlish +gusher is a daughter of a negro preacher named LOGUEN. We look upon +this as a colorless aspersion of our subject's fair fame, and we +therefore feel called upon to politely but furiously hurl it back in +the teeth of its degraded and offensive inventor. Things are come +indeed to a pretty pass when a lady of Miss LOGAN'S position may have +her good name blackened (not to say sooted) by associating it with that +of a preacher. Besides, LOGUEN was himself born in 1800, and is +therefore only seventy years old. These things are not to be borne.</p> + <p>Miss LOGAN is seventeen years of age. This, at least, is +reliable. We have our information from the lips of an aunt of the +Honorable HORATIUS GREELEY, who met Miss LOGAN in Chicago in 1812, and +wrung the confession from the gifted lady herself. Mr. GREELEY'S aunt, +we need not say, is incapable of telling a lie.</p> + <p>At the early age of six weeks our illustrious victim made her +first appearance as a public speaker. This was at Faneuil Hall, Boston. +She was supported on that memorable occasion by a young and fascinating +lady by the name of ANTHONY (SUSAN.) SUSIE prophesied then, it will be +remembered, that the fair oratress would yet live to be President of +the United States and Canadas. Miss LOGAN, with her customary modesty, +declined to view the mysterious future in that puerile light, +gracefully suggesting, amid a brilliant outburst of puns, metaphors and +amusing anecdotes, that SUSIE distorted the facts. Miss ANTHONY, under +a mistaken impression that this referred to her peculiar mode of +keeping accounts, offered, with a wild shriek of despair and disgust, +to exhibit her books to an unprejudiced committee of her own sex, with +WENDELL PHILLIPS as chairwoman. (There is manifest inaccuracy in this +account, though, inasmuch as Mr. PHILLIPS was not yet born, at that +time; but we of course give the story as it is related to us by +eye-witnesses.) Mr. JOHN RUSSELL YOUNG, who was in the audience, rose +and said that Miss ANTHONY'S explanation was entirely sufficient, and +that she might now take her seat. The lecturer then proceeded to +discuss her subject, "Girls." She said—</p> + <p>However, this is not a newspaper report, is it?</p> + <p>Soon after this, Louis PHILLIPPE invited Miss LOGAN to visit +Paris. He represented that he should consider it an honor at any time +to welcome the beautiful demoiselle to the palace of the Tuileries. He +remarked in a postscript that his dinner hour was twelve o'clock, noon, +sharp, and that his hired man had instructions to pass Miss LOGAN at +any time. Accordingly, our syren departed hungrily for the capital of +the French. Her career in Paris is well known to every mere ordinary +schoolboy: therefore, wherefore dwell? Madame DE STAEL'S dressmaker +called on her. A committee of strong-minded milliners solicited the +honor of her acquaintance. GEORGE FRANCIS TRAIN proposed an alliance +with her for the purpose of hurling imperial jackassery from its +tottering throne. Other honors were conferred on her.</p> + <p>Returning to her native motherland in 1812, she once more +resumed her career as a public speakeristess. How wonderful that career +has been, does not the world know? If not, why not? She has lectured in +14,364,812,719 towns between San Francisco on the one hand and +California on the other. Upwards of fourteen million Young Men's +Christian Associations have crowded to hear her thrilling eloquence, +and lecture committees all over the land have grown fat and saucy on +the enormous profits yielded by her engagements. Country editors, who, +before speculating in tickets of admission, were without shoes to their +feet, have been suddenly converted into haughty despots and bloated +aristocrats by their prodigious gains. And Miss LOGAN herself is said +to be worth $250.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>COMIC ZOOLOGY.</b></p> + <p>Genna, Corvus.—The Common Crow.</p> + <p>This Ravenous bird abounds in all temperate regions, and is a +fowl of sober aspect, although a Rogue in Grain. Crows, like +time-serving politicians, are often on the Fence, and their proficiency +in the art of Caw-cussing entitles them to rank with the Radical +Spoilsmen denounced by the sardonic DAWES. In time of war they haunt +the battle-field with the pertinacity of newspaper specials, and have a +much more certain method of making themselves acquainted with the +Organization of military Bodies than the gentlemen of the press who +Pick the Brains of fugitives from the field for their information. In +time of peace the Crow leads a comparatively quiet life, and it is no +novel thing to see him walking in the fields devouring with great +apparent interest the Yellow-Covered Cereals. Agriculturists have +strong prejudices against the species, and allege, not without reason, +that large Crow Crops indicate diminished harvests. The most persistent +enemy of the Crow, however, is the martin, which attacks it on the wing +with unfaltering Pluck, and compels it to show the White Feather.</p> + <p>This variety of the genus <i>corvus</i> was well known to the +ancients. Those solemn Bores, the Latin augurs, were in the habit of +foretelling the triumph or downfall of the Roman Eagles by the flight +of Crows, and St. PETER was once convicted of three breaches of +veracity by a Crow. The bird has also been the theme of song—the +carnivorous exploits of three of the species having been repeatedly +chanted by popular Minstrels.</p> + <p>A Greek author has described the Crow as a cheese-eater—but +that's a fable. Though fond of a Rare Bit of meat, it does not care a +Mite for Cheese. Nothing in the shape of flesh comes amiss to this +rapacious creature; yet, much as it enjoys the flavor of the human +subject, it relishes the <i>cheval mort</i>. During the late war, our +government, with exemplary liberality, purchased thousands of horses to +feed the Southern Crows. The consequence was that our Cavalry Charges +were tremendous.</p> + <p>The appearance of the Crow is grave and clerical, but it is +nevertheless an Offal bird when engaged on a Tear. It generally goes in +flocks, and the prints of its feet may be seen not only on the face of +the Country, but in many instances on the faces of the inhabitants. +Naturalists do not class it with the edible fowls. There may be men who + <i>can</i> eat crow, but nobody hankers after it. The story of +the man who "swallowed three black crows" lacks confirmation. Looking +at the whole tribe from a Ration-al point of view, however, we have no +hesitation in pronouncing them excellent food—for powder. In this +category may be included the copper-colored Crows on our Western +frontier.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>THE CHURCH MILITANT.</b></p> + <p>That Brooklyn is a City of Churches has long been known to +people of average intelligence. The following item, however, taken from +a daily paper, is very suggestive of the old saying, "The nearer the +church," etc.</p> + <p>"JOHN BEATY bit off WM. HARPER'S face in April last, at a +church fight in Brooklyn, and then went to sea. Last night he came +back, and was arrested by officer Fox, who will take him before Justice +WALSH to-day. HARPER is disfigured for life."</p> + <p>The matter-of-fact way in which the expression, "a church +fight" is used by the writer of the above item, seems to indicate that +tabernacular conflicts are rather the rule than the exception in +"deeply religious" Brooklyn. We were not prepared to expect, though, +that theological controversy ever ran further in Brooklyn than to the +extent of "putting a head on" one's antagonist, though now it appears +that biting his face off is more the thing. The statement that "HARPER +is disfigured for life," goes for nothing with us, as that depends +altogether on what sort of looking man he was previous to the removal +of his features by means of a dental apparatus.</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <center> <img src="images/14.jpg" alt=""> + <p><b>THE "STERN PARENT.</b></p> + <p><i>Daughter</i> "WELL, TO TELL THE TRUTH, I DID NOT THINK MUCH +OF THE CLOSE OF THE SERMON."</p> + <p><i>Father</i>. "PROBABLY YOU WERE THINKING MORE OF THE CLOTHES +OF THE CONGREGATION."</p> + </center> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + <p><b>THE WAR.</b></p> + <p>It is with feeling of intense satisfaction and self +complacency, that Mr. PUNCHINELLO submits to his readers the following +despatches relative to the Great Railroad War, which have been +collected at a fabulous cost, by a large corps of reporters and +correspondents specially detailed for the purpose.</p> + <p>WAR DECLARED!</p> + <p>ERIE PALACE.—It is rumored that the "unpleasantness" which has +for some time past existed between the rival powers of the Erie and the +Central, will shortly culminate in open hostilities. Col. FISK, +assisted by twelve secretaries, is said to be actively engaged in +drawing up a formal Declaration. Great enthusiasm prevails here. The +Erie Galop and FISK Guard March (price 50 cents, including full length +portrait of Capt. SPENCER,) are played nightly in the Opera House, and +are vociferously re-demanded. Every member of the Ninth has been +notified to hold himself in readiness to turn out at fifteen minutes' +notice.</p> + <p>LATER.</p> + <p>"Erie accepts the war which VANDERBILT proffers her." The +"Blonde Usher," accompanied by an extensive retinue of brother ushers, +will bear the gauge of battle to the Tyrant of the Central. He will +cast It boldly at VANDERBILT'S feet. It is announced that he will +proceed to his destination by way of the Eighth Avenue Car Line. The +reply of the Hudson River potentate is looked forward to with great +interest.</p> + <p>"CENTRAL" REPORTS.</p> + <p>VANDERBILT received the Declaration of War with seeming calm. +On the departure of the Erie Emissary, however, his fortitude forsook +him; he threw himself on the neck of a baggage porter and wept aloud. +At a late hour this evening a trusted agent left here for the <i>Tribune</i> +office. He is said to have held a long conference with Mr. GREELEY, the +particulars of which have not transpired. It is supposed by many to +portend an alliance, offensive and defensive, between the King of +Central and the Philosopher of Printing-House Square.</p> + <p>FROM ERIE.</p> + <p>Activity is the order of the day here. Col. FISK'S $20,000 +team went to the front this morning. They are to be broken into the +turmoil of war by being led gently to and fro, before a Supreme Court +injunction. A Central spy, who was captured during the day, was +immediately tried by court-martial, and sentenced to be suspended from +the flag-staff on top of the building. He was executed at noon, a copy +of the <i>Tribune</i> being tied to his feet, to add force to his fall +and curtail his sufferings. From legal documents found in his +possession, the wretched being is supposed to have been a minion of the +law. The Narragansett and Long Branch boats are being rapidly got ready +for active service. Their armament will consist of Parrott guns of +large calibre. FISK says that VANDERBILT will hear those Parrotts talk.</p> + <p>DESPATCHES FROM THE CENTRAL.</p> + <p>VANDERBILT is preparing for a grand flank movement upon the +Erie forces. He will transport passengers at one cent per head, insure +their lives for the trip, feed them on the way, and present them, on +parting, with a copy of H.G.'s paper. He has been reinforced by the <i>Tribune</i>, +which will continue to harass the enemy by attacks in the rear.</p> + <p>ADVICES FROM ERIE.</p> + <p>VICTORY!—By a well executed movement the Narragansett fleet +under command of Admiral Fisk, have succeeded in cutting off the <i>Tribune's</i> +connection with Long Branch. A panic prevails in the <i>Tribune</i> +office. HORACE GREELEY threatens, in retaliation, to lecture on farming +along the route of the Erie Railway, to the ruin of the agricultural +interest of the district. A meeting of prominent farmers has been +convened to protest against this outrage, and a strong body of Erie +troops have been sent to prevent H.G.'s advance. It is proposed, in +case of attack, to illuminate the Erie Palace by means of Colonel +FISK'S big diamond, which, it is estimated, would prove more powerful +than a dozen calcium lights. If this should not be dazzling enough, it +is suggested that a glimpse of the Colonel's $5,000 uniform might have +the desired effect. Amongst the novel instruments of warfare which the +contest has given birth to, is a new ball projected by the Prince of +Erie. It will be given at Long Branch, and will, no doubt, be very +effective.</p> + <p>LATEST FROM LONG BRANCH.</p> + <p>As the Plymouth Rock was nearing the pier here this morning, +an elderly man, whose profane language had attracted the attention of +the officers of the vessel, was arrested by order of COL FISK. It +proved to be the sage of Chappaqua. He was attired in a clean shirt +collar, by means of which he no doubt hoped to avoid recognition. In +his travelling bag was found a tooth-brush and several copies of the <i>Tribune</i>. +Upon being tried and convicted of carrying contraband of war, he was +sentenced to give forthwith his reasons why J. C. BANCROFT DAVIS should +not be dismissed from his present office of Assistant Secretary of +State.</p> + <p>FROM SARATOGA.</p> + <p>The news of Mr. GREELEY'S capture has affected the Commodore +to such an extent as to stretch him on a bed of sickness. JAY GOULD is +reported marching on Saratoga with a strong force.</p> + <p>LATEST—PEACE!</p> + <p>Central has capitulated! Erie is victorious! To-day a treaty +is drawn up by which everybody is made happy except Mr. GREELEY, who, +it is stipulated, must feign total ignorance of farming whenever he +journeys by the Erie Railway.</p> + <hr style="width: 25%;"> + <p><b>The place to look for them</b>.</p> + <p><i>The Sun</i>, a few days ago, had an editorial article about +a reported theft of a box containing four large boa-constrictors. Might +not a search in the editorial boots disclose the whereabouts of the +missing reptiles?</p> + <br> + <hr style="width: 45%;"> <br> + </td> + </tr> + </tbody> +</table> +<table + style="width: 800px; text-align: left; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" + border="1" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"> + <tbody> + <tr> + <td style="text-align: center; width: 30%;"> + <p style="font-weight: bold;"><big><big>A. T. 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