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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78181 ***
+
+
+ “_Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS._”—SHAKESPEARE.
+
+
+
+
+ HOUSEHOLD WORDS.
+ A WEEKLY JOURNAL.
+
+
+ CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.
+
+
+ N^{o.} 16.] SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1850. [PRICE 2_d._
+
+
+
+
+ A DAY IN A PAUPER PALACE.
+
+
+In some states of English existence Ruin is the road to Fortune.
+Falstaff threatened to make a commodity of his wounds; the well attested
+disaster of a begging letter writer confers upon him an income; the
+misfortune of a thief—that of being captured—occasionally ends in a
+colonial estate, and a carriage and pair; both the better assured if he
+can tell a good story of misfortunes, and is hypocrite enough to
+commence as a Pentonville “model.” In Manchester the high road to
+fortune is to be born a pauper; should especially orphanhood, either by
+death or desertion, ensue.
+
+At the easy distance of five miles from the great Cotton Capital, on the
+road to the great Cotton Port, through shady lanes and across verdant
+meadows, is the village of Swinton. At its entrance, on a pleasing
+elevation, stands a building which is generally mistaken for a wealthy
+nobleman’s residence. The structure is not only elegant but extensive;
+it is in the Tudor style of architecture, with a frontage of four
+hundred and fifty feet. It is studded with more than a hundred windows,
+each tier so differing in shape and size from the others as to prevent
+monotonous uniformity. Two winding flights of steps in the centre lead
+to a handsome entrance hall, above which rise two lofty turrets to break
+the outline of the extensive roof. The depth of the edifice is great—its
+whole proportions massive. Pleasure-gardens and play-grounds surround
+it. In front an acre and a half of flower-beds and grass-plots are
+intersected by broad gravel-walks and a carriage-drive. Some more of the
+land is laid out for vegetables. Beyond is a meadow, and the whole
+domain is about twenty-two acres in extent; all in good, some in
+picturesque, cultivation.
+
+The stranger gazing upon the splendid brick edifice, with its
+surrounding territory, is surprised when he is told that it is not the
+seat of an ancient Dukedom; but that it is a modern palace for pauper
+children. He is _not_ surprised when he heard that it cost 60,000_l._
+
+The contemplation of sumptuous arrangements of this nature for the
+benefit of helpless penury, naturally engenders an argument:—is it quite
+fair to the industrious poor that the offspring of paupers should be
+placed in a better position than that of his own?—that these should have
+better instruction, be better fed, and better clothed?—that a premium
+should thus be put upon the neglect of their children by vicious
+parents; while, there is no helping hand held out to the industrious and
+virtuous for the proper training of _their_ children: so that the care
+of their offspring by the latter is, by comparison, a misfortune; while
+desertion or neglect by the former is a blessing to theirs, to whom
+Garrick’s paradox can be justly applied, that Their Ruin is the Making
+of them.
+
+That is one side of the argument. The other stands thus; ought the
+misdeeds of parents to be visited on their innocent children? should
+pauper and outcast infants be neglected so as to become pests to
+Society, or shall they be so trained as to escape the pauper-spirit, and
+make amends to Society for the bad citizenship of their parents, by
+their own persevering industry, economy, and prudence in mature life?
+Common sense asks, does the State desire good citizens or bad? If good
+ones, let her manufacture them; and if she can do so by the agency of
+such establishments as that of Swinton, at not too great a cost, let us
+not be too critical as to her choice of the raw material.
+
+In order to see whether the Swinton establishment fulfils this mission
+we solicited a gentleman qualified for the task to visit it; and from
+his information we have drawn up the following account:—
+
+Having, he says, passed through the entrance hall, we chatted for a time
+with the chaplain, who is at the head of the establishment. From him we
+learnt that there are in the institution six hundred and thirty
+children, of whom three hundred and five are orphans, and one hundred
+and twenty-four deserted by their parents. Besides the chaplain there is
+a head master, a medical officer, a Roman Catholic priest, a governor
+and matron, six schoolmasters and four schoolmistresses, with a numerous
+staff of subordinate officials, male and female, including six nurses,
+and teachers of divers trades. The salaries and wages of the various
+officers and servants amount to about 1800_l._ a year, exclusive of the
+cost of their board which the greater number enjoy also.
+
+We went into the play-ground of the junior department, where more than a
+hundred and fifty children were assembled. Some were enjoying themselves
+in the sunshine, some were playing at marbles, others were frisking
+cheerfully. These children ranged from four to seven years of age. There
+are some as young as a year and a half in the school. The greater number
+were congregated at one end of the yard, earnestly watching the
+proceedings of the master who was giving fresh water to three starlings
+in cages that stood on the ground. One very young bird was enjoying an
+airing on the gravel. Two others were perched on a cask. The master
+informed us it was a part of his system to instruct his charges in
+kindness to animals by example. He found that the interest which the
+children took in the animals and in his proceedings towards them, was of
+service in impressing lessons of benevolence among them towards each
+other. The practical lessons taught by the master’s personal attention
+to his feathered favourites, outweighed, he thought, the theoretic
+inconsistency of confining birds in cages.
+
+The play-ground is a training school in another particular. On two sides
+grew several currant trees, on which the fruit is allowed to ripen
+without any protection. Though some of the scholars are very young,
+there do not occur above two or three cases of unlawful plucking per
+annum. The appropriate punishment of delinquents is for them to sit and
+see the rest of their school-fellows enjoy, on a day appointed, a treat
+of fresh ripe fruit, whilst they are debarred from all participation.
+
+The personal appearance of the pupils was not prepossessing. Close
+cropping the hair may be necessary at the first admission of a boy, but
+surely is not needed after children have been for some time trained in
+the establishment, in habits of cleanliness. The tailors of the
+establishment (its elder inmates), are evidently no respecters of
+persons. Measuring is utterly repudiated, and the style in vogue is the
+comic or incongruous. The backs of the boys seemed to be Dutch-built;
+their legs seemed cased after Turkish patterns; while the front view was
+of Falstaffian proportions, some of the trousers are too short for the
+legs, and some of the legs too short for the trousers. The girls are
+better dressed. Amongst them are some of prepossessing faces,
+intelligent appearance, and pleasing manners. Here and there may be
+discerned, however, vacancy of look, and inaptness to learn. Among the
+boys, sometimes, occurs a face not quite clean enough, and a shirt
+collar that seems to have suffered too long a divorce from the wash-tub.
+
+During the time we spent in the play-ground, sundry chubby urchins came
+up to the master with small articles which they had found; it being the
+practice to impress on each, that nothing found belongs to the finder
+unless, after due inquiry, no owner can be discovered. One brought
+something looking like liquorice; another produced a halfpenny, which
+the master appropriated. Perhaps, the master had dropped the halfpenny
+to test the honesty of some of his pupils. One little fellow was made
+happy by permission to keep a marble which he had picked up.
+
+The children obeyed the summons to school with pleasing alacrity. This
+is owing partly to the agreeable mode of tuition adopted, and in some
+measure to the fact that the lessons are not allowed to become tedious
+and oppressive. As soon as any parties give unequivocal signs of
+weariness, either there is some playful relaxation introduced, or such
+children are sent into the play-ground. On the present occasion, as soon
+as the master applied his mouth to a whistle, away trooped the children
+in glad groups to an ante-room. Here, arranged in five or six rows, boys
+and girls intermixed stood with eyes fixed on the master, awaiting his
+signals. At the word of command, each alternate row faced to the right,
+the others to the left, and filed off, accompanying their march with a
+suitable tune; their young voices blending in cheerful harmony, while
+they kept time by clapping their hands, and by an occasional emphatic
+stamp of the foot.
+
+To enliven the routine of school duties, the master’s cur takes part in
+them. He is a humorous dog, with an expressive countenance, and a
+significant wag of the tail. In the intervals of lessons, his duty—which
+is also his pleasure—consists in jumping over the benches or threading
+the labyrinths of little legs under them. Now he darts with wild glee
+into a spelling class; now he rushes among an alphabet group, and snarls
+a playful “r-r-r-r,” as if to teach the true pronunciation of the canine
+letter; now he climbs up behind a seated urchin, puts his forepaws on
+the favourite’s shoulders, and, with a knowing look towards the master,
+recommends his friend for promotion to a monitorship.
+
+It was surprising to find that the pupils took not the slightest notice
+of the antics of the master’s dog. They heeded nothing but their
+lessons; but we learned that the dog was a part of the discipline. He
+accustomed the children to startling eccentricities and unexpected
+sounds: he presented a small, extraneous, but wholesome difficulty in
+the pursuit of Knowledge. He, and the currant bush, the pretty
+treasure-troves, and other contrivances, were intentional temptations
+which the children were trained to resist. We beg very pointedly to
+recommend the study of these facts to the attention of the inventors and
+advocates of the Pentonville Model system. They involve an important
+principle,—and a principle equally applicable to adults as to children.
+The morals of the young, or the penitence of the criminal, which result
+from a system depriving the pupil of every possible temptation to do
+otherwise than right, will assuredly lapse into vice when incentives to
+it are presented. Evil exists very plentifully in this world, and it
+must be recognised and dealt with; it is not by concealing it from the
+young but by teaching him to resist it that we do wise. It must at the
+same time be admitted that the principle can be carried too far; and if
+the master _did_ intentionally drop the halfpenny, it was exactly there
+that he pushed his excellent principle too far.
+
+The teaching of the juniors is conducted mainly _vivâ voce_; for the
+mass of them are under six years of age. The class was opened thus:
+
+“What day is this?”
+
+“Monday.”
+
+“What sort of a day is it?”
+
+“Very fine.”
+
+“Why is it a fine day?”
+
+“Because the sun shines, and it does not rain.”
+
+“Is rain a bad thing, then?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“What is it useful for?”
+
+“To make the flowers and the fruit grow.”
+
+“Who sends rain and sunshine?”
+
+“God.”
+
+“What ought we to do in return for his goodness?”
+
+“Praise him!”
+
+“Let us praise him, then,” added the master. And the children, all
+together, repeated and then sung a part of the 149th Psalm.—A lesson on
+morals succeeded, which evidently interested the children. It was partly
+in the form of a tale told by the master. A gentleman who was kind to
+the poor, went to visit in gaol a boy imprisoned for crime. The
+restraint of the gaol, and the shame of the boy, were so described, as
+to impress the children with strong interest. Then the boy’s crime was
+traced to disobedience, and the excellence of obedience to teachers and
+parents was shown. The fact that punishment comes out of, and follows
+our own actions was enforced by another little story.
+
+By this time some of the very young children showed symptoms of
+lassitude. One fat little mortal had fallen asleep; and this class was
+consequently marshalled for dismissal, and as usual marched out singing,
+to play for a quarter of an hour.
+
+A lesson in reading was now administered to a class of older children.
+For facilitating this achievement, generally so difficult, the master
+has introduced the phonic system, in some degree according to a mode of
+his own, by which means even the youngest children make remarkable
+progress. We need not discuss it here.
+
+The scene the schoolroom, during the reading lesson, presented, was
+remarkable. Groups of four or five little fellows were gathered in
+various parts of the room before a reading-card, one acting as monitor;
+who was sometimes a girl. It was a pleasing sight to see half-a-dozen
+children seated or kneeling in a circle round the same book, their heads
+almost meeting in the centre, in their earnestness to see and hear,
+while the monitor pointed quickly with the finger to the word which each
+in succession was to pronounce. All seemed alert, and the eyes of the
+monitors kindled with intelligence. Meanwhile the master was busied in
+passing from one class to another, listening to the manner in which the
+pronunciation was caught, or the correctness with which the rapid
+combination of letters and syllables was made. Sometimes he stayed a few
+minutes with a class to give aid, then proceeded to another; and
+occasionally, on finding by a few trials, that a boy was quite familiar
+with the work of his class, he would remove him to another more
+advanced. These transfers were frequent.
+
+In an adjoining room were assembled, under the care of the
+schoolmaster’s wife, some of the more advanced scholars. One class in
+this room was particularly interesting—a class composed of the monitors
+who receive extra instruction in order to fit them for their duties.
+
+After an interval the whole attended a class for general knowledge: in
+this the mutual instruction system was adopted. A pupil stood out on a
+platform—the observed of all observers—to be questioned and
+cross-questioned by his or her schoolfellow, like a witness in a
+difficult law case, until supplanted by a pupil who could answer better.
+A degree of piquancy was thus imparted to the proceeding, which caused
+the attention of the pupils not to flag for a moment. One girl, with red
+hair and bright eyes, weathered a storm of questions bravely. A sample
+of the queries put by these young inquisitors, will show the range of
+subjects necessary to be known about. What are the months of spring?
+What animal cuts down a tree, and where does it live? Which are the
+Cinque Ports? What planet is nearest the sun? What is the distance from
+Manchester to Lancaster? How high is St. Paul’s Cathedral? What are the
+names of the common metals? What causes water to rise and become clouds?
+
+One urchin who could scarcely be seen over the head of another, and who
+was evidently of a meteorological turn of mind, bawled out in a
+peculiarly sedate and measured manner,
+
+“What does the wind do?”
+
+To have answered the question fully would have taken a day, but a single
+answer satisfied the querist, and was of a sanitary character.
+
+“The wind,” replied the female Rufus, “cools us in summer and blows away
+the bad air.” An agreeable enough answer as we sat in the middle of the
+schoolroom on a hot day, when the thermometer was seventy-one degrees in
+the shade, and a pleasant breeze stealing through the open windows
+occasionally fanned our warm cheeks. This concluded our visit to the
+junior department.
+
+Meanwhile, the education of the elder children was proceeding in other
+parts of the building. The lessons of the senior sections are conducted
+in a much quieter manner than those of the junior classes; even in a way
+which some persons would consider tame and uninteresting. This quietude
+was, however, more than balanced by another department. As we passed to
+the elder boys’ court-yard, the chaplain threw open the door of a room,
+where a small music class was practising the fife and the drum. The
+class consisted of eight youths, who had not learnt long, but performed
+the “Troubadour” in creditable style. When they marched out, they headed
+about two hundred boys, who were drawn up in line; the music-master
+acting as drill-sergeant and commander-in-chief. After passing through
+some drill-exercises, they marched off, drums beating and colours
+flying, to dinner.
+
+We need say no more of this pleasing ceremony than that it was heartily
+performed. The viands were relished in strong illustration of Dr.
+Johnson’s emphatic remark, “Sir, I like to dine.”
+
+After dinner, we visited the workshops—a very active scene. The living
+tableaux were formed chiefly by young tailors and cobblers. A strict
+account is kept of all manufactured articles and of their cost; and we
+learnt that a boy’s suit of fustian (labour included) costs 4_s._
+10½_d._; a girl’s petticoat 12¾_d._; and that the average weekly cost of
+clothing worn by the children was estimated at 3½_d._ per head—making
+15_s._ 2_d._ for the wearing apparel of each child per year. This may be
+taken as a commentary on the “slop work” prices to which public
+attention has been so forcibly drawn of late.
+
+In all the industrial sections, the children are occupied alternately at
+their work and in school—labouring for one afternoon and next morning,
+and then attending their classes in school for the next afternoon and
+morning. This is a decided improvement on the Mettray system. In that
+agricultural colony, the boys only attend school once a week, and work
+at handicrafts, or on the farm, during the other five. There is,
+however, something defective in the Swinton plan, as applicable to
+advanced pupils; perhaps they are not stimulated sufficiently; but it
+happens that no pupil-teacher had ever passed a government examination;
+although last year the grant of money, by the Committee of Privy Council
+for the educational departments of the Swinton school, amounted to
+531_l._ Those among the scholars who have gone into other lines of life,
+have generally conducted themselves well; and when absorbed into the
+masses of society, have become a help and a credit instead of a bane to
+it. Indeed, having been brought up at the Pauper Palace appears a safe
+certificate with the public, who are eager for the girls of this school
+as domestic servants. Both boys and girls, on leaving the institution,
+are furnished with two complete sets of clothes, and their subsequent
+behaviour is repeatedly inquired into.
+
+As we descended the steps of the school we scanned the prospect seen
+from it. The foreground of the landscape was dotted with rural
+dwellings, interspersed with trees. In the distance rose the spires and
+tall chimneys of Manchester, brightened by the rays of the evening sun,
+while a sea of smoke hung like a pall over the great centre of
+manufacturing activity, and shut out the view beyond. It typified the
+dark cloud of pauperism which covers so large a portion of the land, and
+which it is hoped such institutions as the Swinton Industrial Schools is
+destined to dispel. The centre of manufacturing activity is also the
+centre of practical and comprehensive education. Why does this activity
+continue to revolve so near its centre? Why has it not radiated over the
+length and breadth of the land? The Swinton Institution is a practical
+illustration of what can be done with even the humblest section of the
+community; and if it have a disadvantage, that is precisely because it
+succeeds too well. It places the child-pauper above the child of the
+industrious. Narrow minds advocate the levelling of the two, by
+withdrawing the advantage from the former. Let us, however, hope that no
+effort will relax to bring out, in addition to Pauper Palaces,
+Educational Palaces for all classes and denominations.
+
+Thus ended our visit to the “Pauper Palace.” As we issued from the iron
+gate into the open road we met a long line of the elder girls,
+accompanied by a master, returning from a walk which they had taken,
+after school hours and before supper, for the benefit of their health.
+The glad smile of recognition, and the cheerful salutation with which
+they greeted us as we bade them good evening, were a touch of that
+gentle nature which “makes the whole world kin.” It refreshed us like a
+parting blessing from well-known friends.
+
+
+
+
+ HOW WE WENT HUNTING IN CANADA.
+
+
+After his disasters in New Ireland, our friend Blungle could not be
+prevailed upon to go fishing again.[1] The sport was conducted under
+circumstances which deprived it of all attraction to him. He could
+understand fishing in the Thames,—sitting all day in a comfortable
+arm-chair in a punt, moored off Ditton, with a stock of brandy and water
+and mild Havannahs. This was true sport; but digging holes in the ice to
+catch fish was neither sportsman-like nor exciting. Under the
+circumstances, he was not to be reasoned with; so we only laughed at
+him,—Perroque advising him, on his return to St. Pancras, to try his
+luck in a parlour fishbowl. This put him on his mettle,—and to show that
+he was ready to “rough it” with any man, he challenged us to go hunting
+with him. Perroque, who was as great an adept on snow-shoes as on
+skates, gave him no time to retract, and a hunt after Moose was at once
+determined upon.
+
+Footnote 1:
+
+ See page 243.
+
+Our accoutrements consisted of snow-shoes (which, when slung over the
+shoulders, looked not unlike a pair of large wings), a rifle, an
+“Arkansas toothpick,” and a flask. We started without delay, and on the
+afternoon of the second day were once more in the township of Leeds,
+which we had fixed upon as the scene of our operations.
+
+Archibald McQuaigh was an old Highlander who had emigrated from
+Strathtoddy, and who prided himself greatly on his ancestry, and on
+having been the man who “felled the first tree in Leeds,” in 1817; since
+which time the township had made marvellous strides in advancement and
+prosperity, and McQuaigh was fond of saying that the crash of the first
+victim to the axe was still ringing in his ears. He had pushed his way
+boldly into the woods, with nothing but an axe, a set of bagpipes, a
+peck of oatmeal, and a bottle of whiskey,—the last two being the remains
+of the stock of provisions which he had taken on board with him at
+Glasgow. With this scanty outfit he began the hardy life of a
+settler,—borrowing flour and pork from his neighbours, the nearest of
+whom was fifteen miles off, until the gathering of his first crop, when
+he became an independent man. Years, although not without a fight for
+it, had produced their effect even on McQuaigh. He had shrunk somewhat
+in all his proportions, but his skin and flesh looked like plastic horn,
+which seemed to bid defiance to decay. Blungle felt qualmish, when first
+presented to him, for he had still a very fiery look, calculated to
+affect the nervous,—his hair, which was becoming grey at the tips, now
+looking like so many red-hot wires elevated to a white heat at the
+points. His manly activity had not yet forsaken him, his frame being
+still well knit and compact, and there were few in the township who
+would even then venture to wrestle with him. He had been originally a
+deer-keeper to the Marquis of Glen-Fuddle, and his early vocation gave
+him a taste for the chase which never forsook him, and it was in the
+double capacity of an enthusiastic sportsman and a hospitable man, that
+we carried letters of introduction to him.
+
+We were received with true Highland hospitality, after the old style.
+After dinner McQuaigh repeated half of “Ossian” in the original to us,
+giving us incidentally to understand that the poet belonged to a younger
+branch of his family. He spoke English as a convenience, but had great
+contempt for it as a language. Indeed, he used to call it, sneeringly,
+“a tongue,” and maintained that Gaelic was the only real language on
+earth.
+
+The next morning at breakfast, McQuaigh announced that in five minutes
+after that meal was disposed of, we should be on our way for the part of
+the forest which was to be the scene of our operations. A Moose deer is
+a great prize, which is not often secured, and the appearance of one
+makes quite a noise in a neighbourhood. For some days back a rumour had
+been rife throughout the township that one had been seen at a point
+about three miles distant from McQuaigh’s residence; and it was only on
+the evening before our arrival, that that worthy had been himself
+informed by a man who had come from a neighbouring settlement that he
+had crossed its track on the way. This accounted for a somewhat high
+state of fever in which we found him on arrival; and our appearance gave
+him great relief, by furnishing him at once with an excuse for a hunt,
+and companions in his sport.
+
+Having plentifully provided ourselves with creature comforts from
+McQuaigh’s larder and whiskey-cask, we started in a common farm sleigh,
+in which we had all to stand upright, for the point at which we were to
+push into the forest. McQuaigh had secured the attendance of a French
+Canadian named Jean Baptiste, who was a servant on an adjoining farm,
+and who was as expert a Moosehunter as any man in the province.
+
+Having gained the summit of a steep hill, the gillie was sent back with
+the sleigh, and we prepared to diverge into the bush. The snow lay fully
+five feet deep around us; and before leaving the beaten track, our first
+care was to adjust our snow-shoes, which are indispensable to Canadian
+winter sport. Each shoe is about the size of a large kite, which it also
+resembles in shape. The outer frame is made of light cedar, bent and
+bound together by two slender bars, placed about equidistant from both
+ends. The thin spaces contained between the outer frame and the bars,
+are filled up with a network composed of a substance resembling cat-gut.
+The toe is attached to the snow-shoe close to the front bar, the heel
+being left at liberty: so that when it is raised in the act of dragging
+the foot forward, the snow-shoe is not raised with it, being dragged
+horizontally upon the surface. The object of the snow-shoe is to prevent
+the pedestrian from sinking in the soft snow, which it effects by giving
+him a far broader basis to rest upon than Nature has provided him. Thus
+accoutred, a man will pass rapidly, and in safety over the deepest
+deposits—having to take much longer strides than usual, in order that
+the snow-shoes may clear one another. The exercise is somewhat
+fatiguing, and requires some practice to be perfect in it. Blungle was
+not an adept, and before he had proceeded ten paces, he was prostrate on
+his face, and fully three feet beneath the surface. His plight in
+somewhat resembled that of the boy who had let the inflated
+bladders—with the aid of which he attempted to swim—slip down to his
+feet, which they elevated to the surface, keeping his head, however,
+under water. The only thing discernible for the moment, of our
+fellow-companion, was his snow-shoes, which were moving convulsively to
+and fro, near the surface. Encumbered by them, he would never have risen
+again but for our aid; and it was some time ere he succeeded in getting
+his mouth, ears, and nose, emptied of the snow; he was more cautious
+afterwards in the management of his feet, although his inexperience
+somewhat retarded our progress.
+
+We were soon in the very depths of the forest, and lonely indeed are
+these Canadian woods in the dreary winter time. All under foot was
+enveloped in snow, from which as from a white sea, rose like so many
+colossal columns, the stately trunks of the trees, through the leafless
+boughs of which, as through an extended trellis-work, the blue sky was
+discernible over head. The undulations of the surface pleasantly
+diversified a scene which would otherwise have been monotonous; and we
+made our way merrily over hill and valley, but ever through the unbroken
+forest, in the deep dells of which we now and then crossed a streamlet,
+whose course had been arrested, and whose voice had been hushed for
+months by the relentless frost.
+
+We had been thus occupied for about three hours, when we at length came
+upon the track of the game:—a deep furrow had been made in the snow;
+bespeaking the labour which the animal must have had in ploughing his
+way through it. We stopped; and McQuaigh, giving vent to a long
+expiration, half between a whistle and a sigh, exclaimed, wiping the
+perspiration from his horny features, “We have him as sure as a gun, if
+nobody else has got scent of him; and you see,” he added, pointing to
+the untrodden snow around, “there’s not the track of a living soul after
+him.”
+
+“But what chance have we?” I asked, “seeing that it must be more than
+two days at least since the Moose passed this spot?”
+
+“Give a deer any reasonable start in the winter time,” replied McQuaigh,
+“and a man on his snow-shoes will run him down. We have only to follow
+his track, and depend on’t we’ll go over more ground than he will in a
+day.” So saying, he led off in the direction which our prey had
+evidently taken. Blungle did not like the possibility of being for a
+week on the track of one deer; but he put the best face on it, and
+laboured to keep up with us.
+
+We had not gone far, ere, like the confluence of a small with a larger
+stream, we found the track of an ordinary deer converge upon that of the
+Moose. From the point of junction, the follower, as affording him an
+easier passage through the snow, had kept to the track of his more
+powerful leader.
+
+“Let’s hurry, and we’ll have the two of them,” said McQuaigh, and he
+doubled the length of his strides. Blungle groaned, but laboured on.
+
+We thus pursued the now double track, until the shades of evening stole
+over the forest, and imparted a mysterious solemnity to the lonely
+solitudes, which we had invaded. After a hard day’s work, we looked out
+for a spot in which to rest for the night. We resolved to bivouac by a
+huge elm, whose hollow trunk rose without branch or twig to break its
+symmetry, for nearly sixty feet from the ground. We dug a hole in the
+snow, more than four feet deep, spreading our blankets on the bottom of
+it. On one side we were sheltered by the elm; on the other three by our
+snowy circumvallation. Our next care was to light a blazing fire, which
+we did in the hollow of the tree; after which we laid ourselves down to
+sleep, Jean Baptiste having orders to keep the first watch, and to awake
+any of us, whom he might find getting stiff. In five minutes Blungle was
+snoring as comfortably as if he were reposing on his own pillow in
+Bloomsbury.
+
+I was about turning the corner of consciousness, when McQuaigh, who was
+stretched beside me, and who never seemed to shut more than one eye at a
+time, started suddenly to his feet, and seizing the axe which was
+resting against the tree, raised it to his shoulder, and stood intently
+watching the hollow in which the fire was burning. He was quite a
+picture, standing out, as he did, in fine relief from the surrounding
+darkness, as the crackling flames threw their ruddy glare on his brawny
+frame and furrowed visage. But his sudden movement indisposing me for
+the artistic mood, I was at once on my feet beside him, and it was not
+till then that I heard sounds proceed from the hollow trunk, which gave
+me some clue to what had so suddenly called him into action. I had but
+brief time for consideration, for, in a moment or two afterwards, down
+came a heavy body into the fire, scattering the faggots about in all
+directions. Blungle, who was still asleep, was aroused by one of the
+blazing embers grazing his nose, and on jumping up precipitated himself
+into the embrace of a shaggy bear, which was about to treat him to a
+fatal hug, when McQuaigh’s axe descended with terrific force upon its
+skull, which it cleft in twain. The slaughtered brute fell on its side
+carrying Blungle along with it, who, when he was removed, was nearly as
+insensible as the bear.
+
+“There’s never two of them in a tree,” said McQuaigh, “so we may go to
+sleep now.” We did so, and I slept soundly for two or three hours, Jean
+Baptiste kept watch as before, employing himself, until his turn came
+for sleeping, in dressing the carcass of the bear, from which, in the
+morning, we were supplied with hot chops for breakfast. If we did not
+consider them unsavory, it was perhaps because our appetites were too
+good to be very discriminating. We could not persuade Blungle to touch
+them. He was possessed of an abstract idea that it was unchristian to
+eat a bear. At first he positively refused to accompany us any further,
+but on McQuaigh expressing a friendly hope that he would get safe out of
+the woods if he attempted to return alone, he made up his mind that the
+lesser of two evils was to stick to the party. He made a solemn vow,
+however, that should he ever live to see the Zoological Gardens again,
+he would carefully avoid even a glance at the bears.
+
+After breakfast, we resumed our course, keeping close to the track as on
+the preceding day. We had not gone far when, on descending a steep bank,
+we heard a rustling sound proceed from a thicket on the margin of a
+tolerably sized stream which lay across our path.
+
+“It’s but the little one,” said McQuaigh, whose keen eye caught a
+momentary sight of a deer, which was immediately lost again to him in
+the thicket. “Make ready for action.”
+
+We were, of course, all excitement, and Blungle obeyed the injunction by
+deliberately levelling his rifle at Jean Baptiste, who was a little in
+advance of us, with a view to driving the deer from his hiding place.
+McQuaigh, observing this movement, with a sudden wave of his arm
+elevated the muzzle into the air, just as Blungle drew the trigger, and
+the ball went whistling through the trees, cutting off several twigs in
+its course.
+
+“To take a man when there’s venison in the way,” said McQuaigh, who
+seemed to impute Blungle’s aim solely to a want of taste, “who ever
+heard of such a thing?” Blungle could not have been more frightened, had
+he pointed his rifle against himself, and, for some time afterwards, he
+apostrophised the adverse character of his fate, in terms not the most
+suited for delicate ears. The discharge of the rifle startled the deer,
+which bounded at once in full sight from the thicket. A ball from
+Perroque wounded him in the flank, McQuaigh’s trigger was drawn in an
+instant, but his piece missed fire, much to his annoyance, and as he
+said himself, “for the first time in its life.” I fired too—but to this
+day I have not the slightest idea what became of the ball—the wounded
+animal plunged wildly towards the stream, which he endeavoured to cross.
+But it was rapid at that particular point, and the ice which was but
+imperfectly formed gave way with him. He struggled hard to keep himself
+on the surface, until a ball from McQuaigh’s rifle took effect on his
+head, and he was at once dragged under by the impetuous current. A
+little further on, the stream plunged down several rocky ledges in
+foaming rapids, which bade defiance to the frost. We gained this point
+just in time to see the body of the deer emerge from beneath the ice; it
+was immediately afterwards carried over a cataract and precipitated
+amongst masses of ice, which rose from the chasm like a cluster of
+basaltic columns and inverted stalactites.
+
+As it would have taken too much time to recover it, we left the mangled
+body of the deer in the icy crevice into which it had fallen, and
+ascending to a point above the rapids, crossed the river, where the ice
+was strong. We then recovered the track, which we followed for the rest
+of the day, passing several small settlements in the woods, all of which
+had been carefully avoided by the Moose. In the evening we bivouacked as
+before, but this time in the neighbourhood of a solid tree. Blungle
+struck it all round with the axe to assure himself that it was not
+hollow, and expressed his satisfaction that it rung sound. Next morning
+we plunged deeper and deeper into the forest wilds. About mid-day,
+Blungle, whose patience was well nigh exhausted, began to be seriously
+offended at the non-appearance of our prey, and confidentially hinted to
+Perroque and myself that wild goose rhymed to wild Moose. But, at that
+moment, Baptiste who was in advance, was observed to fling his arms into
+the air, and then to direct our attention to a point a little to the
+right of us, where we caught the first sight of the object of pursuit.
+The Moose was at some distance from us, buried to the belly in snow, and
+scraping the green bark from a young tree. Being too far off to fire
+with effect, we glided silently towards him over the snow, concealing
+ourselves as much as possible by going from tree to tree. He was a
+full-grown animal, and, for some time, was not aware of our approach;
+but, as we came within doubtful shot of him, he looked anxiously around,
+exhibiting symptoms of agitation and alarm.
+
+“Bang at him,” said McQuaigh, “or we may lose our chance.” He had
+scarcely uttered the words, when our four rifles were simultaneously
+discharged. The Moose gave a tremendous bound and plunged through the
+snow, endeavouring to escape us. We made after him at once, reloading
+our rifles as we proceeded. When we came up to the spot occupied by him,
+it was evident that he had been seriously wounded, from the extent to
+which the snow was stained with blood. We soon observed that his efforts
+to escape became fainter and fainter, and, as he was staggering and
+about to fall, a ball from McQuaigh’s rifle took effect in his heart,
+and he sank in the snow.
+
+The Moose deer’s nose is considered a great dainty by both civilised man
+and savage. Blungle, although well provided in that facial department
+himself, was almost petrified at its size. “It looked,” he said, “as if
+the animal carried a small carpet-bag in front in which to keep his
+provender.” Having cut the nose off, we confided it to the care of Jean
+Baptiste.
+
+“Look out for blazes,” said McQuaigh, as we prepared to return.
+
+“Why, what’s the matter?” asked Blungle, raising his rifle to his
+shoulder as if he expected an attack from another bear. But there was
+nothing the matter, “blazes” being the term applied to the marks left by
+the surveyors on certain trees, to denote the lines of the different
+townships, as they are cleared from the woods. By means of these marks
+the woodsman can readily direct himself to a settlement—to find which
+was now McQuaigh’s object. Dragging the body of the deer after us, we
+proceeded for about two hours guided by the blazes, and, at last, came
+to a small settlement, where we procured a couple of sleighs, one for
+Jean Baptiste and the slaughtered Moose, and the other for ourselves. At
+a late hour of the night we gained McQuaigh’s residence, considerably
+fatigued after our exertions.
+
+We spent two days more with our eccentric but warm-hearted host, after
+which he let us depart reluctantly. We reached Quebec on the following
+day, and soon regaled a party of friends on our valuable trophy, the
+Moose deer’s nose.
+
+
+
+
+ THE MODERN SCIENCE OF THIEF-TAKING.
+
+
+If thieving be an Art (and who denies that its more subtle and delicate
+branches deserve to be ranked as one of the Fine Arts?), thief-taking is
+a Science. All the thief’s ingenuity; all his knowledge of human nature;
+all his courage; all his coolness; all his imperturbable powers of face;
+all his nice discrimination in reading the countenances of other people;
+all his manual and digital dexterity; all his fertility in expedients,
+and promptitude in acting upon them; all his Protean cleverness of
+disguise and capability of counterfeiting every sort and condition of
+distress; together with a great deal more patience, and the additional
+qualification, integrity, are demanded for the higher branches of
+thief-taking.
+
+If an urchin picks your pocket, or a bungling “artist” steals your watch
+so that you find it out in an instant, it is easy enough for any private
+in any of the seventeen divisions of London Police to obey your panting
+demand to “Stop thief!” But the tricks and contrivances of those who
+wheedle money out of your pocket rather than steal it; who cheat you
+with your eyes open; who clear every vestige of plate out of your pantry
+while your servant is on the stairs; who set up imposing warehouses, and
+ease respectable firms of large parcels of goods; who steal the
+acceptances of needy or dissipated young men;—for the detection and
+punishment of such impostors a superior order of police is requisite.
+
+To each division of the Force is attached two officers, who are
+denominated “detectives.” The staff, or head-quarters, consists of six
+sergeants and two inspectors. Thus the Detective Police, of which we
+hear so much, consists of only forty-two individuals, whose duty it is
+to wear no uniform, and to perform the most difficult operations of
+their craft. They have not only to counteract the machinations of every
+sort of rascal whose only means of existence is avowed rascality, but to
+clear up family mysteries, the investigation of which demands the utmost
+delicacy and tact.
+
+One instance will show the difference between a regular and a detective
+policeman. Your wife discovers on retiring for the night, that her
+toilette has been plundered; her drawers are void; except the ornaments
+she now wears, her beauty is as unadorned as that of a quakeress: not a
+thing is left; all the fond tokens you gave her when her prenuptial
+lover, are gone; your own miniature, with its setting of gold and
+brilliants; her late mother’s diamonds; the bracelets “dear papa”
+presented on her last birth-day; the top of every bottle in the
+dressing-case brought from Paris by Uncle John, at the risk of his life,
+in February 1848, are off—but the glasses remain. Every valuable is
+swept away with the most discriminating villainy; for no other thing in
+the chamber has been touched; not a chair has been moved; the costly
+pendule on the chimney-piece still ticks; the entire apartment is as
+neat and trim as when it had received the last finishing sweep of the
+housemaid’s duster. The entire establishment runs frantically up stairs
+and down stairs; and finally congregates in my Lady’s Chamber. Nobody
+knows anything whatever about it; yet everybody offers a suggestion,
+although they have not an idea “who ever did it.” The housemaid bursts
+into tears; the cook declares she thinks she is going into hysterics;
+and at last you suggest sending for the Police; which is taken as a
+suspicion of, and insult on the whole assembled household, and they
+descend into the lower regions of the house in the sulks.
+
+X 49 arrives. His face betrays sheepishness, combined with mystery. He
+turns his bull’s-eye into every corner, and upon every countenance
+(including that of the cat), on the premises. He examines all the locks,
+bolts, and bars, bestowing extra diligence on those which enclosed the
+stolen treasures. These he declares have been “Wiolated;” by which he
+means that there has been more than one “Rape of the Lock.” He then
+mentions about the non-disturbance of other valuables; takes you
+solemnly aside, darkens his lantern, and asks if you suspect any of your
+servants, in a mysterious whisper, which implies that _he_ does. He then
+examines the upper bedrooms, and in that of the female servants he
+discovers the least valuable of the rings, and a cast-off silver
+toothpick between the mattresses. You have every confidence in your
+maids; but what _can_ you think? You suggest their safe custody; but
+your wife intercedes, and the policeman would prefer speaking to his
+inspector before he locks anybody up.
+
+Had the whole matter remained in the hands of X 49, it is possible that
+your troubles would have lasted you till now. A train of legal
+proceedings—actions for defamation of character and suits for
+damages—would have followed, which would have cost more than the value
+of the jewels, and the entire execration of all your neighbours and
+every private friend of your domestics. But, happily, the Inspector
+promptly sends a plain, earnest-looking man, who announces himself as
+one of the two Detectives of the X division. He settles the whole matter
+in ten minutes. His examination is ended in five. As a connoisseur can
+determine the painter of a picture at the first glance, or a wine-taster
+the precise vintage of a sherry by the merest sip; so the Detective at
+once pounces upon the authors of the work of art under consideration, by
+the style of performance; if not upon the precise executant, upon the
+“school” to which he belongs. Having finished the toilette branch of the
+inquiry, he takes a short view of the parapet of your house, and makes
+an equally cursory investigation of the attic window fastenings. His
+mind is made up, and most likely he will address you in these words:—
+
+“All right, Sir. This is done by one of ‘The Dancing School!’”
+
+“Good Heavens!” exclaims your plundered partner. “Impossible, why _our_
+children go to Monsieur Pettitoes, of No. 81, and I assure you he is a
+highly respectable professor. As to his pupils, I—”
+
+The Detective smiles and interrupts. “Dancers,” he tells her, “is a name
+given to the sort of burglar by whom she had been robbed; and every
+branch of the thieving profession is divided into gangs, which are
+termed ‘Schools.’ From No. 82 to the end of the street the houses are
+unfinished. The thief made his way to the top of one of these, and
+crawled to your garret—”
+
+“But we are forty houses distant, and why did he not favour one of my
+neighbours with his visit?” you ask.
+
+“Either their uppermost stories are not so practicable, or the ladies
+have not such valuable jewels.”
+
+“But how do they know that?”
+
+“By watching and inquiry. This affair may have been in action for more
+than a month. Your house has been watched; your habits ascertained; they
+have found out when you dine—how long you remain in the dining-room. A
+day is selected; while you are busy dining, and your servants busy
+waiting on you, the thing is done. Previously, many journeys have been
+made over the roofs, to find out the best means of entering your house.
+The attic is chosen; the robber gets in, and creeps noiselessly, or
+‘dances’ into the place to be robbed.”
+
+“Is there _any_ chance of recovering our property?” you ask anxiously,
+seeing the whole matter at a glance.
+
+“I hope so. I have sent some brother officers to watch the Fences’
+houses.”
+
+“Fences?”
+
+“Fences,” explains the Detective, in reply to your innocent wife’s
+inquiry, “are purchasers of stolen goods. Your jewels will be forced out
+of their settings, and the gold melted.”
+
+The lady tries, ineffectually, to suppress a slight scream.
+
+“We shall see, if, at this unusual hour of the night, there is any
+bustle in or near any of these places; if any smoke is coming out of any
+one of their furnaces, where the melting takes place. _I_ shall go and
+seek out the precise ‘garretter’—that’s another name these plunderers
+give themselves—whom I suspect. By his trying to ‘sell’ your domestics
+by placing the ring and toothpick in their bed, I think I know the man.
+It is just in his style.”
+
+The next morning, you find all these suppositions verified. The
+Detective calls, and obliges you at breakfast—after a sleepless
+night—with a complete list of the stolen articles, and produces some of
+them for identification. In three months, your wife gets nearly every
+article back; her damsels’ innocence is fully established; and the thief
+is taken from his “school” to spend a long holiday in a penal colony.
+
+This is a mere common-place transaction, compared with the achievements
+of the staff of the little army of Detective policemen at head-quarters.
+Sometimes they are called upon to investigate robberies; so executed,
+that no human ingenuity appears to ordinary observers capable of finding
+the thief. He leaves not a trail or a trace. Every clue seems cut off;
+but the experience of a Detective guides him into tracks quite invisible
+to other eyes. Not long since, a trunk was rifled at a fashionable
+hotel. The theft was so managed, that no suspicion could rest on any
+one. The Detective sergeant who had been sent for, fairly owned, after
+making a minute examination of the case, that he could afford no hope of
+elucidating the mystery. As he was leaving the bed-room, however, in
+which the plundered portmanteau stood, he picked up an ordinary
+shirt-button from the carpet. He silently compared it with those on the
+shirts in the trunk. It did not match them. He said nothing, but hung
+about the hotel for the rest of the day. Had he been narrowly watched,
+he would have been set down for an eccentric critic of linen. He was
+looking out for a shirt-front or wristband without a button. His search
+was long and patient; but at length it was rewarded. One of the inmates
+of the house showed a deficiency in his dress, which no one but a
+Detective would have noticed. He looked as narrowly as he dared at the
+pattern of the remaining fasteners. It corresponded with that of the
+little tell-tale he had picked up. He went deeper into the subject, got
+a trace of some of the stolen property, ascertained a connexion between
+it and the suspected person, confronted him with the owner of the trunk,
+and finally succeeded in convicting him of the theft.—At another
+hotel-robbery, the blade of a knife, broken in the lock of a
+portmanteau, formed the clue. The Detective employed in that case was
+for some time indefatigable in seeking out knives with broken blades. At
+length he found one belonging to an under-waiter, who proved to have
+been the thief.
+
+The swell mob—the London branch of which is said to consist of from one
+hundred and fifty to two hundred members—demand the greatest amount of
+vigilance to detect. They hold the first place in the “profession.”
+
+Their cleverness consists in evading the law; the most expert are seldom
+taken. One “swell,” named Mo. Clark, had an iniquitous career of a
+quarter of a century, and never was captured during that time. He died a
+“prosperous gentleman” at Boulogne, whither he had retired to live on
+his “savings,” which he had invested in house property. An old hand
+named White lived unharmed to the age of eighty; but he had not been
+prudent, and existed on the contributions of the “mob,” till his old
+acquaintances were taken away, either by transportation or death, and
+the new race did not recognise his claims to their bounty. Hence he died
+in a workhouse. The average run of liberty which one of this class
+counts upon is four years.
+
+The gains of some of the swell mob are great. They can always command
+capital to execute any especial scheme. Their travelling expenses are
+large; for their harvests are great public occasions, whether in town or
+country. As an example of their profits, the exploits of four of them at
+the Liverpool Cattle Show some seven years ago, may be mentioned. The
+London Detective Police did not attend, but one of them waylaid the
+rogues at the Euston Station. After an attendance of four days, the
+gentlemen he was looking for appeared, handsomely attired, the occupants
+of first-class carriages. The Detective, in the quietest manner
+possible, stopped their luggage; they entreated him to treat them like
+“gentlemen.” He did so, and took them into a private room, where they
+were so good as to offer him fifty pounds to let them go. He declined,
+and over-hauled their booty; it consisted of several gold pins, watches,
+(some of great value,) chains and rings, silver snuffboxes, and
+bank-notes of the value of one hundred pounds! Eventually, however, as
+owners could not be found for some of the property, and some others
+would not prosecute, they escaped with a light punishment.
+
+In order to counteract the plans of the swell mob, two of the sergeants
+of the Detective Police make it their business to know every one of them
+personally. The consequence is, that the appearance of either of these
+officers upon any scene of operations is a bar to anything or anybody
+being “done.” This is an excellent characteristic of the Detectives, for
+they thus become as well a Preventive Police. We will give an
+illustration:—
+
+You are at the Oxford commemoration. As you descend the broad stairs of
+the Roebuck to dine, you overtake on the landing a gentleman of foreign
+aspect and elegant attire. The variegated pattern of his vest, the jetty
+gloss of his boots, and the exceeding whiteness of his gloves—one of
+which he crushes in his somewhat delicate hand—convince you that he is
+going to the grand ball, to be given that evening at Merton. The glance
+he gives you while passing, is sharp, but comprehensive; and if his eye
+does rest upon any one part of your person and its accessories more than
+another, it is upon the gold watch which you have just taken out to see
+if dinner be “due.” As you step aside to make room for him, he
+acknowledges the courtesy with “Par-r-r-don,” in the richest Parisian
+_gros parle_, and a smile so full of intelligence and courtesy, that you
+hope he speaks English, for you set him down as an agreeable fellow, and
+mentally determine that if he dines in the Coffee-room, you will make
+his acquaintance.
+
+On the mat at the stair-foot there stands a man. A plain, honest-looking
+fellow, with nothing formidable in his appearance, or dreadful in his
+countenance; but the effect his apparition takes on your friend in
+perspective, is remarkable. The poor little fellow raises himself on his
+toes, as if he had been suddenly overbalanced by a bullet; his cheek
+pales, and his lip quivers, as he endeavours ineffectually to suppress
+the word “_coquin!_” He knows it is too late to turn back (he evidently
+would, if he could), for the man’s eye is upon him. There is no help for
+it, and he speaks first; but in a whisper. He takes the new comer aside,
+and all you can overhear is spoken by the latter, who says he insists on
+Monsieur withdrawing his “School” by the seven o’clock train.
+
+You imagine him to be some poor wretch of a schoolmaster in
+difficulties; captured, alas, by a bailiff. They leave the inn together,
+perhaps for a sponging house. So acute is your pity, that you think of
+rushing after them, and offering bail. You are, however, very hungry,
+and, at this moment, the waiter announces that dinner is on table.
+
+In the opposite box there are covers for four, but only three convives.
+They seem quiet men—not gentlemen, decidedly, but well enough behaved.
+
+“What has become of Monsieur?” asks one. None of them can divine.
+
+“Shall we wait any longer for him?”
+
+“Oh, no—Waiter—Dinner!”
+
+By their manner, you imagine that the style of the Roebuck is a “cut
+above them.” They have not been much used to plate. The silver forks are
+so curiously heavy, that one of the guests, in a dallying sort of way,
+balances a prong across his fingers, while the chasing of the castors
+engages the attention of a second. This is all done while they talk.
+When the fish is brought, the third casts a careless glance or two at
+the dish cover, and when the waiter has gone for the sauce, he taps it
+with his nails, and says enquiringly to his friend across the table,
+“Silver?”
+
+The other shakes his head, and intimates a hint that it is _only_
+plated. The waiter brings the cold punch, and the party begin to enjoy
+themselves. They do not drink much, but they mix their drinks rather
+injudiciously. They take sherry upon cold punch, and champagne upon
+that, dashing in a little port and bottled stout between. They are
+getting merry, not to say jolly, but not at all inebriated. The amateur
+of silver dish-covers has told a capital story, and his friends are
+revelling in the heartiest of laughs, when an apparition appears at the
+end of the table. You never saw such a change as his presence causes,
+when he places his knuckles on the edge of the table and looks at the
+diners _seriatim_; the courtiers of the sleeping beauty suddenly struck
+somniferous were nothing to this change. As if by magic, the loud laugh
+is turned to silent consternation. You now, most impressively,
+understand the meaning of the term “dumbfoundered.” The mysterious
+stranger makes some enquiry about “any cash?”
+
+The answer is “Plenty.”
+
+“All square with the landlord, then?” asks the same inflexible voice
+as—to my astonishment—that which put the Frenchman to the torture.
+
+“To a penny,” the reply.
+
+“_Quite_ square?” continues the querist, taking with his busy eye a
+rapid inventory of the plate.
+
+“S’ help me——”
+
+“Hush!” interrupts the dinner spoiler, holding up his hand in a
+cautionary manner. “Have you done anything to-day?”
+
+“Not a thing.”
+
+Then there is some more in a low tone; but you again distinguish the
+word “school,” and “seven o’clock train.” They are too old to be the
+Frenchman’s pupils; perhaps they are his assistants. Surely they are not
+all the victims of the same _capias_ and the same officer!
+
+By this time the landlord, looking very nervous, arrives with his bill:
+then comes the head waiter, who clears the table; carefully counting the
+forks. The reckoning is paid, and the trio steal out of the room with
+the man of mystery behind them,—like sheep driven to the shambles.
+
+You follow to the Railway station, and there you see the Frenchman, who
+complains bitterly of being “sold for noting” by his enemy. The other
+three utter a confirmative groan. In spite of the evident omnipotence of
+their persevering follower, your curiosity impels you to address him.
+You take a turn on the platform together, and he explains the whole
+mystery. “The fact is,” he begins, “I am Sergeant Witchem, of the
+Detective police.”
+
+“And your four victims are?”—
+
+“Members of a crack school of swell mobsmen.”
+
+“What do you mean by ‘school?’”
+
+“Gang. There is a variety of gangs—that is to say, of men who ‘work’
+together, who play into one another’s hands. These gentlemen hold the
+first rank, both for skill and enterprise, and had they been allowed to
+remain would have brought back a considerable booty. Their chief is the
+Frenchman.”
+
+“Why do they obey your orders so passively?”
+
+“Because they are sure that if I were to take them into custody, which I
+could do, knowing what they are, and present them before a magistrate,
+they would all be committed to prison for a month, as rogues and
+vagabonds.”
+
+“They prefer then to have lost no inconsiderable capital in dress and
+dinner, to being laid up in jail.”
+
+“Exactly so.”
+
+The bell rings, and all five go off into the same carriage to London.
+
+This is a circumstance that actually occurred; and a similar one
+happened when the Queen went to Dublin. The mere appearance of one of
+the Detective officers before a “school” which had transported itself in
+the Royal train, spoilt their speculation; for they all found it more
+advantageous to return to England in the same steamer with the officer,
+than to remain with the certainty of being put in prison for fourteen or
+twenty-eight days as rogues and vagabonds.
+
+So thoroughly well acquainted with these men are the Detective officers
+we speak of, that they frequently tell what they have been about by the
+expression of their eyes and their general manner. This process is aptly
+termed “reckoning them up.” Some days ago, two skilful officers, whose
+personal acquaintance with the swell mob is complete, were walking along
+the Strand on other business, when they saw two of the best dressed and
+best mannered of the gang enter a jeweller’s shop. They waited till they
+came out, and, on scrutinising them, were convinced, by a certain
+conscious look which they betrayed, that they had stolen something. They
+followed them, and in a few minutes something was passed from one to the
+other. The officers were convinced, challenged them with the theft, and
+succeeded in eventually convicting them of stealing two gold
+eye-glasses, and several jewelled rings. “The eye,” said our informant,
+“is the great detector. We can tell in a crowd what a swell-mobsman is
+about by the expression of his eye.”
+
+It is supposed that the number of persons who make a trade of thieving
+in London is not more than six thousand; of these, nearly two hundred
+are first-class thieves or swell mobsmen; six hundred “macemen,” and
+trade swindlers, bill-swindlers, dog-stealers, &c.; About forty
+burglars, “dancers,” “garretteers,” and other adepts with the
+skeleton-keys. The rest are pickpockets, “gonophs—” mostly young thieves
+who sneak into areas, and rob tills—and other pilferers.
+
+To detect and circumvent this fraternity, is the science of
+thief-taking. Here, it is, however, impossible to give even an imperfect
+notion of the high amount of skill, intelligence, and knowledge,
+concentrated in the character of a clever Detective Policeman. We shall
+therefore furnish the sketch in another paper.
+
+
+
+
+ THE BALLAD OF RICHARD BURNELL.
+
+
+ From his bed rose Richard Burnell
+ At the early dawn of day,
+ Ere the bells of London City
+ Welcomed in the morn of May.
+
+ Early on that bright May morning
+ Rose the young man from his bed,
+ He, the happiest man in London,—
+ And blithely to himself he said:
+
+ “‘When the men and maids are dancing,
+ And the folk are mad with glee,
+ In the Temple’s shady gardens
+ Let me walk and talk with thee!’
+
+ “Thus my Alice spake last even,
+ Thus with trembling lips she spake,
+ And those blissful words have kept me
+ Through the live-long night awake.
+
+ “’Tis a joy beyond expression,
+ When we first, in truth, perceive
+ That the love we long have cherished
+ Will not our fond hearts deceive!
+
+ “Never dared I to confess it,
+ Deeds of homage spoke instead;
+ True love is its own revealer,
+ She must know it! oft, I said.
+
+ “All my words, and all my actions,
+ But one meaning could impart;
+ Love can love’s least sign interpret,
+ And she reads my inmost heart.
+
+ “And her good, old merchant father,
+ —Father he has been to me—
+ Saw the love growing up between us,
+ Saw—and was well-pleased to see.
+
+ “Seven years I truly served him,
+ Now my time is at an end—
+ Master is he now no longer,
+ Father will be—has been friend.
+
+ “I was left betimes an orphan,
+ Heir unto great merchant-wealth,
+ But the iron rule of kinsfolk
+ Dimmed my youth, and sapped my health.
+
+ “Death had been my early portion
+ Had not my good guardian come;
+ He, the father of my Alice,
+ And conveyed me to his home.
+
+ “Here began a new existence,
+ —Then how new the love of friends!
+ And for all the child’s afflictions,
+ Each one strove to make amends.
+
+ “Late my spring-time came, but quickly
+ Youth’s rejoicing currents run,
+ And my inner life unfolded
+ Like a flower before the sun.
+
+ “Hopes, and aims, and aspirations,
+ Grew within the growing boy;
+ Life had new interpretation;
+ Manhood brought increase of joy.
+
+ “In and over all was Alice,
+ Life-infusing, like the spring;
+ My soul’s soul! even joy without her
+ Was a poor and barren thing!
+
+ “And she spoke last eve at parting,
+ ‘When the folk are mad with glee,
+ In the Temple’s pleasant gardens
+ Let me walk and talk with thee!’
+
+ “As she spoke, her sweet voice trembled—
+ Love such tender tones can teach!
+ And those words have kept me waking,
+ And the manner of her speech!
+
+ “For such manner has deep meaning,”
+ Said young Burnell, blithe and gay;—
+ And the bells of London City
+ Pealed a welcome to the May.
+
+ · · · · ·
+
+ Whilst the folk were mad with pleasure,
+ ’Neath the elm-tree’s vernal shade,
+ In the Temple’s quiet gardens
+ Walked the young man and the maid.
+
+ On his arm her hand was resting,
+ And her eyes were on the ground;
+ She was speaking, he was silent;
+ Not a word his tongue had found.
+
+ “Friend beloved,” she thus addressed him,
+ “I have faith, and hope in thee!
+ Thou canst do what no one else can—
+ Thou canst be a friend to me!
+
+ “Richard, we have lived together
+ All these years of happy youth;
+ Have, as sister and as brother,
+ Lived in confidence and truth.
+
+ “Thou from me hast hid no feelings,
+ Thy whole heart to me is known;
+ I—I only have kept from thee
+ One dear, little thought alone.
+
+ “Have I wronged thee in so doing,
+ Then forgive me! but give ear,
+ ’Tis to bare my heart before thee
+ That I now am with thee here.
+
+ “Well thou know’st my father loves thee;
+ ’Tis his wish that we should wed,—
+ I shame not to speak thus frankly—
+ Wish, or _will_ more justly said.
+
+ “But this cannot be, my brother,
+ Cannot be—’twere nature’s wrong!—
+ I have said so to my father,—
+ But thou know’st his will is strong.”
+
+ Not a word spake Richard Burnell;
+ Not a word came to his lips;
+ Like one tranced he stood and listened;
+ Life to him was in eclipse.
+
+ In a lower tone she murmured,
+ Murmured like a brooding dove,
+ “Know thou,—Leonard Woodvil loves me,—
+ And—that he has won my love.”
+
+ —Came a pause. The words she uttered
+ Seemed to turn him into stone,
+ Pale he stood and mute beside her,
+ And with blushes she went on.
+
+ “This is known unto my father;—
+ Leonard is well known to thee,
+ Thou hast praised him, praised him often—
+ Oh, how dear such praise to me!
+
+ “But my father, stern and stedfast,
+ Will not list to Leonard’s prayer;—
+ And ’tis only thou canst move him,—
+ Only thou so much canst dare.
+
+ “Tell my father firmly, freely,
+ That we only love each other—
+ ’Tis the truth, thou know’st it, Richard,
+ As a sister and a brother!
+
+ “Tell my father, if we wedded,
+ Thou and I, it would be guilt!—
+ Thus it is that thou canst aid us,—
+ And thou wilt—I know thou wilt!
+
+ “Yes, ’tis thus that thou must aid us,
+ And thou wilt!—I say no more!—
+ We’ve been friends, but this will make us
+ Better friends than heretofore!”
+
+ Yet some moments he was silent;
+ His good heart was well nigh broke;
+ She was blinded to his anguish;—
+ And “I will!” at length he spoke.
+
+ · · · · ·
+
+ They were wedded. ’Twas a wedding
+ That had far and nigh renown,
+ And from morning until even
+ Rang the bells of London town.
+
+ Time went on: the good, old merchant
+ Wore a cloud upon his brow:
+ “Wherefore this?” his friends addressed him,
+ “No man should be blithe as thou!”
+
+ “In my old age I am lonely,”
+ Said the merchant; “she is gone;—
+ And young Burnell, he I nurtured,
+ He who was to me a son;
+
+ “He has left me!—I’m deserted—
+ E’en an old man feels such woe!
+ ’Twas but natural _she_ should marry,
+ But _he_ should not have served me so?
+
+ “’Twas not that which I expected!—
+ He was very dear to me,—
+ And I thought no London merchant
+ Would have stood as high as he!
+
+ “He grew very strange and moody,
+ What the cause I cannot say;—
+ And he left me when my daughter,
+ My poor Alice went away!
+
+ “This I felt a sore unkindness;—
+ Youth thinks little, feels still less!—
+ Burnell should have stayed beside me,
+ Stayed to cheer my loneliness!
+
+ “I had been a father to him,
+ He to me was like a son;
+ Young folks should have more reflection,—
+ ’Twas what _I_ could not have done!
+
+ “True, he writes me duteous letters;
+ Calls me father, tells me all
+ That in foreign parts are doing:—
+ But young people write so small,
+
+ “That I’m often forced to leave them,
+ Pleasant letters though they be,
+ Until Alice comes from Richmond,
+ Then she reads them out to me.
+
+ “Alice fain would have me with her;
+ Leonard well deserves my praise—
+ But he’s not my Richard Burnell,
+ Knows not my old wants and ways!
+
+ “No, my friends, I’ll not deny it,
+ It has cut me to the heart,
+ That the son of my adoption
+ Thus has played a cruel part!”
+
+ So the merchant mourned and murmured;
+ And all foreign charms unheeding,
+ Dwelt the lonely Richard Burnell,
+ With his bruiséd heart still bleeding.
+
+ · · · · ·
+
+ Time went on, and in the spring-tide,
+ When the birds begun to build,
+ And the heart of all creation
+ With a vast delight was filled.
+
+ Came a letter unto Alice—
+ Then a babe lay on her breast—
+ ’Twas the first which Richard Burnell
+ Unto Alice had addressed.
+
+ Few the words which it contained,
+ But each word was like a sigh;
+ “I am sick and very lonely;—
+ Let me see thee ere I die!
+
+ “In this time of tribulation
+ Thou wilt be a friend to me:
+ Therefore in the Temple Gardens
+ Let me once more speak with thee.”
+
+ Once more in the Temple Gardens
+ Sat they ’neath the bright blue sky,
+ With the leafage thick around them,
+ And the river rolling by.
+
+ Pale and weak was Richard Burnell,
+ Gone all merely outward grace,
+ Yet the stamp of meek endurance
+ Gave sad beauty to his face.
+
+ Silent by his side sat Alice,
+ Now no word her tongue could speak,
+ All her soul was steeped in pity,
+ And large tears were on her cheek.
+
+ Burnell spake; “Within these Gardens
+ Thy commands on me were laid,
+ And although my heart was breaking
+ Yet were those commands obeyed.
+
+ “What I suffered no one knoweth,
+ Nor shall know, I proudly said,
+ And, when grew the grief too mighty,
+ Then—there was no help—I fled.
+
+ “Yes, I loved thee, long had loved thee,
+ And alone the God above,
+ He, who at that time sustained me,
+ Knows the measure of my love!
+
+ “Do not let these words displease thee;
+ Life’s sore battle will soon cease;
+ I have fallen amid the conflict,
+ But within my soul is peace.
+
+ “It has been a fiery trial,
+ But the fiercest pang is past;
+ Once more I am come amongst you—
+ Oh, stand by me at the last!
+
+ “Leonard will at times come to me,
+ And thy father, I will try
+ To be cheerful in his presence,
+ As I was in days gone by.
+
+ “Bitter had it been to leave him,
+ But in all my heart’s distress,
+ The great anguish which consumed me,
+ Seemed to swallow up the less.
+
+ “Let me go! my soul is wearied,
+ No fond heart of me has need,
+ Life has no more duties for me;—
+ I am but a broken reed!
+
+ “Let me go, ere courage faileth,
+ Gazing, gazing thus on thee!—
+ But in life’s last awful moment,
+ Alice! thou wilt stand by me!”
+
+ From her seat rose Alice Woodvil,
+ And in stedfast tones began,
+ Like a strong yet mourning angel,
+ To address the dying man.
+
+ “Not in death alone, my brother,
+ Would I aid thee in the strife,
+ I would fain be thy sustainer,
+ In the fiercer fight of life.
+
+ “With the help of God, thy spirit
+ Shall not sink an easy prey.
+ Oh, my friend, prayer is a weapon
+ Which can turn whole hosts away!
+
+ “God will aid thee! We will hold thee
+ By our love!—thou shalt not go!—
+ And from out thy wounded spirit,
+ We will pluck the thorns of woe.
+
+ “Say not life has no more duties
+ Which can claim thee! where are then,
+ All the sinners; the neglected;
+ All the weeping sons of men?
+
+ “Ah, my friend, hast thou forgotten
+ All our dreams of early days?
+ How we would instruct poor children,
+ How we would the fallen raise!
+
+ “God has not to me permitted,
+ Such great work of human love,
+ He has marked me out a lower
+ Path of duty where to move.
+
+ “But to thee, His chosen servant,
+ Is this higher lot allowed;
+ He has brought thee through deep waters,
+ Through the furnace, through the cloud;
+
+ “He has made of thee, a mourner
+ Like the Christ, that thou may’st rise,
+ To a purer height of glory,
+ Through the pangs of sacrifice!
+
+ “’Tis alone of his appointing,
+ That thy feet on thorns have trod;
+ Suffering, woe, renunciation,
+ Only bring us nearer God.
+
+ “And when nearest Him then largest
+ The enfranchised heart’s embrace:—
+ It was Christ, the man rejected,
+ Who redeemed the human race.
+
+ “Say not then thou hast no duties;—
+ Friendless outcasts on thee call,
+ And the sick and the afflicted,
+ And the children, more than all.
+
+ “Oh, my friend, rise up and follow,
+ Where the hand of God shall lead;
+ He has brought thee through affliction,
+ But to fit thee for his need!”
+
+ —Thus she spoke, and as from midnight,
+ Springs the opal-tinted morn,
+ So, within his dreary spirit,
+ A new day of life was born.
+
+ Strength sublime may rise from weakness,
+ Groans be turned to songs of praise,
+ Nor are life’s divinest labours,
+ Only told by length of days.
+
+ Young he died: but deeds of mercy,
+ Beautified his life’s short span,
+ And he left his worldly substance,
+ To complete what he began.
+
+
+
+
+ A FEW FACTS ABOUT MATRIMONY.
+
+
+Modern science is invading all the old realms of whims and fancies,
+charms and witchcrafts, prejudices and superstitions. No kind of
+ignorance seems sacred from attack. The wise men of our generation are
+evidently bent beyond recall on finding out all things that may by
+possibility be discoverable, no matter what pains the search may impose.
+Not content with making lightning run messages, chemistry polish boots,
+and steam deliver parcels and passengers, the _savants_ are superseding
+the astrologers of old days, and the gipsies and wise women of modern
+ones, by finding out and revealing the hitherto hidden laws which rule
+that charming mystery of mysteries—that lode star of young maidens and
+gay bachelors—matrimony.
+
+In our fourteenth number we gave a description of the facts made out by
+the returns of the Registrar-General on the subject of life and death in
+London and the Country. The office of that official has some other
+duties, however, beyond that of chronicling the business of mortality
+and birth in this land of ours. There is a third great heading in his
+tables, under which there are long lists of serious looking figures, and
+they tell, not in units, or in _fews_, like the back page of a
+newspaper, but in tens of thousands, how many marriages take place in
+England. And besides the mere number of these interesting events, these
+figures reveal what are found to be the laws regulating their frequency
+and other circumstances connected with them, such as how many couples
+are joined by the costly and unusual mode of special license; how many
+by ordinary license; how many (and they are the great majority) by the
+old English fashion of “out-asking” by banns; how many by the new
+systems introduced for the union of various classes of dissenters, at
+Registrars’ offices, in registered places of worship; how many between
+Quakers and between Jews; and, beyond all these particulars, how many
+young folks, hot of heart and full of courage, take the awful plunge
+into matrimony whilst “not of full age;” how many men reject the advice
+of Sir Roger de Coverley, and marry widows; and how many widows, like
+the wife of Bath, love matrimony so well that when once released from
+its bonds they tie themselves up in them again. The history of this
+registration of marriages is soon told. This plan of recording the
+matrimonial engagements of the country commenced in 1745, when the
+marriage act came into operation. Before that date marriages were
+performed clandestinely, and by such extraordinary persons that any
+correct record of their number was impossible. “Fleet marriages” are
+thus noticed by Smollett:—“There was a band of profligate miscreants,
+the refuse of the clergy, dead to every sentiment of virtue, abandoned
+to all sense of decency and decorum, for the most part prisoners for
+debt or delinquency, and indeed the very outcasts of human society, who
+hovered about the verge of the Fleet Prison to intercept customers,
+plying like porters for employment, and performed the ceremony of
+marriage without license or question, in cellars, garrets, or alehouses,
+to the scandal of religion, and the disgrace of that order which they
+professed. The ease with which this ecclesiastical sanction was
+obtained, and the vicious disposition of those wretches open to the
+practices of fraud and corruption, were productive of polygamy,
+indigence, conjugal infidelity, prostitution, and every curse that could
+embitter the married state. A remarkable case of this nature having
+fallen under the cognizance of the Peers (in 1753) in an appeal from an
+inferior tribunal, that House ordered the judges to prepare a new Bill
+for preventing such abuses; and one was accordingly framed, under the
+auspices of Lord Hardwick, at that time Lord High Chancellor of
+England.”
+
+“It underwent a great number of alterations and amendments, which were
+not effected without violent contest and altercation; at length,
+however, it was floated through both houses on the tide of a great
+majority, and steered into the safe harbour of royal approbation.”
+
+For seventy-seven years after the passing of this bill the number of
+marriages was collected with tolerable accuracy, and published in the
+Parish Register Abstracts. No other country has so valuable an abstract
+of tables. Since that time the Registrar-General’s office has made this
+branch of our national statistics almost accurate.
+
+Premising that the documents from which our statements are derived are
+the Annual Reports of the Registrar-General, of Births, Deaths, and
+Marriages, in England, issued—not for a short term, but during the last
+six years—that the observations extend over a still longer period—we may
+proceed to cull out what appear to be the economical laws regulating
+matrimony, with any peculiarities characterising their operation amongst
+us. We would say the _general_ laws—for individual peculiarities will,
+of course, influence individual matches. One young lady will secure the
+youth of her choice by force of beauty, or by mere weight of purse;
+managing mothers will get husbands for their girls, whatever wind may
+blow, or however trade or politics may influence the less fortunate or
+less clever world. The great beauty, the great talents, and the great
+wealth are the exceptions in the lottery of life. In speaking of
+matrimonial prospects we, like the Registrar-General, mean the prospects
+of the great family of twenty millions of souls that make up the
+population of this land we live in.
+
+About a century ago, the marriages in London were under six thousand a
+year—they are now four times as many. In all the country, the increase
+has been most remarkable in the Metropolis and in Manchester. In
+particular localities the proportion is found to differ. Thus Yorkshire,
+the seat of the Woollen manufactures and of prosperous agriculturists,
+appears to be the most marrying district of all England; Lancashire and
+Cheshire, the Cotton districts, coming next; and London third.
+Staffordshire and Worcestershire, Northamptonshire and Huntingdonshire
+stand next, followed by other counties more or less blessed by the
+presence of Hymen, but descending gradually till we reach the
+matrimonial zero which is found in the agricultural parts of Middlesex.
+The average annual number of weddings is about one hundred and
+twenty-three thousand. It would help a winter night’s amusement to
+decide how many pounds weight of Californian produce must be wanted for
+the rings? How many garlands of orange blossoms for the hair and bonnets
+of the brides? The probabilities of marriage, of course, vary; but the
+rule seems to hold, that about one in seventeen unmarried women, between
+the ages of fifteen and forty-five, are married in a year throughout the
+country. Marriages have their seasons. They are least numerous in
+winter, and most numerous after harvest in the December quarter; the
+births and deaths, on the contrary, are most numerous in the winter
+quarter ending in March, and least numerous in the summer quarter ending
+September. War diminishes marriages by taking great numbers of
+marriageable men away from their homes; whilst a return of peace
+increases marriages, when soldiers and sailors with small pensions are
+discharged. Trade and manufactures have also become more active in
+England on the cessation of wars, and the employment and wages thus
+induced, have contributed still more to add to the numbers of those
+entering the married state. The establishment of new, or the extension
+of old, employments promotes marriages: the cotton manufactures, the
+canals of the last century, the railways of the present day, are
+examples. Indeed, an increase of their incomes, is taken by the
+generality of the people for the beginning of perennial prosperity, and
+is followed by a multitude of marriages. There are only about fifteen
+persons married annually, for the first time, out of a thousand living.
+There are about five children born in wedlock to every marriage. The
+births now exceed the deaths in England, in about the proportion of
+three to two—three young subjects present themselves for Queen Victoria,
+in place of every two that pass away. “The number of marriages in a
+nation,” says the Registrar, “perhaps fluctuates independently of
+external causes; but it is a fair deduction from the facts, that the
+marriage returns in England point to periods of prosperity, little less
+distinctly than the funds measure the hopes and fears of the money
+market. If the one is the barometer of credit, the other is the
+barometer of prosperity—a prosperity partly in possession, and still
+more in hope.” The year 1845 was a great matrimonial year, the
+proportion of persons married being more than had been known in England
+for ninety years before. It was a season of great speculation, activity,
+and temporary prosperity. Three years before, in 1842, on the contrary,
+there was a great diminution in the number of weddings. It was a year of
+difficulty and high prices. Rather more than ten per cent. of the
+persons married in 1845, had been married more than once. When food is
+dear, as in 1839, marriages are few; as food becomes cheap, as in 1845,
+marriages are many. When a cheap food year indicates a year of “marrying
+and giving in marriage,” another sign is generally found; the price of
+consols indicates a condition of national affairs much more conducive to
+matrimonial arrangements, than young ladies would imagine. In what may
+be called the great English matrimonial period, the three per cents.
+were about par, instead of being about 88, as they were in the
+unfavourable season a short time before. When employment is plenty,
+trade active, and money _easy_, Doctors Commons becomes brisk, clergymen
+have long lists of banns to declare, and the Registrar’s column of
+marriages fills up.
+
+As an instance of the influence of the price of food and want of
+employment upon the number of marriages, let us take an illustration
+from the Registrar as to the period from 1792 to 1798. The weather was
+bad, the funds low, and bread excessively dear, and upon particular
+districts a change of fashion made the burthen fall with still
+additional weight. The “Church and King” riots broke out in July, 1791,
+in Birmingham; and the mob burnt Dr. Priestley’s library, several
+houses, and some dissenting chapels; in May, 1792, they again rose, but
+the magistrates this time evinced some vigour, and put a stop to the
+outrages. A staple manufacture of Birmingham had been subject to one of
+the mutations of fashion, which caused great distress; for it is
+recorded, that, on December 21st, 1791, “several respectable
+buckle-manufacturers from Birmingham, Walsall, and Wolverhampton, waited
+upon His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, with a petition setting
+forth the distressed situation of thousands in the different branches of
+the buckle manufacture, from the fashion now, and for some time back, so
+prevalent, of wearing shoe-strings instead of buckles. His Royal
+Highness graciously promised his utmost assistance by his example and
+influence.” After the recovery of George III. from his first illness, in
+1789, an immense number of buckles were manufactured about Birmingham;
+Walsall among other places invested the greater part of its available
+wealth in the speculation. The king unfortunately went in the state
+procession to St. Paul’s without buckles: and Walsall was nearly ruined.
+Shoe-strings gradually supplied the place of straps. The effect of this
+freak of fashion and speculation on the marriages of Birmingham was to
+reduce them most seriously; and it had probably more to do with the
+licentious Birmingham riots, than the more patent political agitation of
+the day. The disuse of wigs, buckles, buttons, and leather breeches at
+the close of the eighteenth century, is supposed to have affected the
+business of a million of people. In 1765, the peace of London had been
+disturbed by the periwig-makers, who went in procession to petition the
+young king, “submitting to His Majesty’s goodness and wisdom, whether
+his own example was not the only means of rescuing them from their
+distress, as far as it was occasioned by so many people wearing their
+own hair.” When change of fashions influence unfavourably the employment
+of the people, and when, at the same time, influenced or increased by
+lack of work, their poverty increases, matrimony is at a discount. It is
+not simply the poorer classes, dependent on weekly wages for their
+support, who feel the influence of times of business activity, and allow
+it to impel them to matrimony. When the workman is busy, the trader
+makes profits, the landlord gets his rents, and all sections of the
+community feel the beneficial influence of a prosperous season. The
+number of those persons entirely removed from such social sympathies is
+very few; indeed, as a great rule, when the workmen are prosperous, all
+classes above them are thriving too: and when the one section of the
+great English family is influenced to matrimony in an unusual degree,
+the others feel the influence of the same law. When the reaction, a
+period of depression, arrives, the number of marriages declines, but
+they have never fallen back to their original numbers. A time of
+prosperity lifts up the total in a remarkable manner, and when the happy
+time ceases, the number falls—but not equal to the level from which it
+sprung. It is to a certain degree a permanent increase.
+
+As to the mode in which marriages are performed, it appears that nine
+out of ten take place according to the rites of the established church.
+The marriages by banns are about six times as numerous as those by
+license. Upon these weddings, by aid of Doctors Commons, there is, it
+seems, a vast sum of money spent; but who are the lucky men receiving
+it, does not appear very clearly, and the services they render for the
+cash is still more doubtful. There are about eighteen thousand licenses
+granted by Doctors Commons and by country surrogates every year. The
+usual cost of the license at Doctors Commons is 2_l._ 12_s._ 6_d._ There
+is 10_s._ 6_d._ additional for minors; and in the country, surrogates,
+it is said, obtain higher fees. At only 2_l._ 12_s._ 6_d._, the tax on
+eighteen thousand licenses is 47,250_l._ a year. The stamps on each
+license are 12_s._ 6_d._ Deducting this sum, the licenses to marry yield
+at least 36,000_l._ a year. The expense of granting licenses in a manner
+the most useful and convenient to the public would not be considerable;
+and it is not easy to see why the surplus revenue derivable from the
+tax, should not go into the public treasury, when a portion of the
+expenses of the registration of births, deaths, and marriages, is paid
+out of the Consolidated Fund. The aggregate amount of charges for the
+General Register Office, at which all the returns of the country are
+examined, indexed, and analysed, and the Act is administered, was
+13,794_l._ in 1846; and the six hundred and twenty-one superintendent
+registrars received 9097_l._ for examining certified copies. After
+discharging the expenses of the civil registration, defrayed by the
+Consolidated Fund, and the cost of the decennial census, a large surplus
+would be left, out of 47,250_l._ for licenses, to go to the public
+revenue of the country. And this would not interfere in the slightest
+degree with the marriage fees; which would continue to be paid to the
+officiating clergy. In the places of worship registered by Dissenters,
+there were not quite ten thousand marriages in one year; nearly four
+thousand in the same year took place in the Superintendant Registrar’s
+offices; one hundred and eighty-four according to the rites of the Jews;
+and seventy-four marriages between Quakers. The only fortuneteller who
+can henceforth be believed, is the one who answers the question, “When
+will the wedding take place?” by saying, “When trade flourishes, and
+when bread is cheap.”
+
+
+
+
+ CHIPS.
+
+ FROM MR. THOMAS BOVINGTON.
+
+
+ Long Hornets, June, 1850.
+
+ SIR,
+
+I want to ask you a few questions, Mr. Conductor. In the first
+place—What am I to do with my beasts? Those I got back from Smithfield,
+after two months’ care and no small expense, have come round again, and
+I’ve got a few others ready for market; but _what_ market? Country
+markets don’t suit me, for I can’t get my price at them; and, as you
+know, I would rather kill the cattle myself than send them to
+Smithfield.
+
+Again,—What is the Royal Commission about? They have reported against
+Smithfield, and why don’t Government shut it up? Isn’t there Islington?
+Everything is ready there to open a market to-morrow. I can answer for
+that, for I was there yesterday and went over it. I inquired
+particularly about the drainage, for, if you remember, Brumpton told me
+they could not drain it. Well, perhaps they could not very conveniently
+when he was last there, but now they tell me that a thousand pounds
+would do the entire job. I’ll tell you how:—You see the market stands
+about fifty-one feet above the Trinity highwater mark of the Thames.
+Well, close by, in the Southgate road, there is a new sewer, that runs
+into a regular system of sewers which drain Hoxton, Spitalfields, and
+all that part down to London bridge—and the cattle market being eighteen
+feet above the level of the Southgate sewer, it will only be requisite
+to cut a culvert into it, for the entire space to be drained out and
+out.
+
+Now, my last question is this: Why don’t the people belonging to the
+Islington market make the necessary sewer at once? If they did, what
+excuse could government have for not shutting up Smithfield, and moving
+the cattle market to Islington?
+
+ I am, Sir,
+ Yours to command,
+ T. BOVINGTON.
+
+
+
+
+ THE OLD CHURCHYARD TREE.
+
+ A PROSE POEM.
+
+
+There is an old yew tree which stands by the wall in a dark quiet corner
+of the churchyard.
+
+And a child was at play beneath its wide-spreading branches, one fine
+day in the early spring. He had his lap full of flowers, which the
+fields and lanes had supplied him with, and he was humming a tune to
+himself as he wove them into garlands.
+
+And a little girl at play among the tombstones crept near to listen; but
+the boy was so intent upon his garland, that he did not hear the gentle
+footsteps, as they trod softly over the fresh green grass. When his work
+was finished, and all the flowers that were in his lap were woven
+together in one long wreath, he started up to measure its length upon
+the ground, and then he saw the little girl, as she stood with her eyes
+fixed upon him. He did not move or speak, but thought to himself that
+she looked very beautiful as she stood there with her flaxen ringlets
+hanging down upon her neck. The little girl was so startled by his
+sudden movement, that she let fall all the flowers she had collected in
+her apron, and ran away as fast as she could. But the boy was older and
+taller than she, and soon caught her, and coaxed her to come back and
+play with him, and help him to make more garlands; and from that time
+they saw each other nearly every day, and became great friends.
+
+Twenty years passed away. Again, he was seated beneath the old yew tree
+in the churchyard.
+
+It was summer now; bright, beautiful summer, with the birds singing, and
+the flowers covering the ground, and scenting the air with their
+perfume.
+
+But he was not alone now, nor did the little girl steal near on tiptoe,
+fearful of being heard. She was seated by his side, and his arm was
+round her, and she looked up into his face, and smiled as she whispered:
+“The first evening of our lives we were ever together was passed here:
+we will spend the first evening of our wedded life in the same quiet,
+happy place.” And he drew her closer to him as she spoke.
+
+The summer is gone; and the autumn; and twenty more summers and autumns
+have passed away since that evening, in the old churchyard.
+
+A young man, on a bright moonlight night, comes reeling through the
+little white gate, and stumbling over the graves. He shouts and he
+sings, and is presently followed by others like unto himself, or worse.
+So, they all laugh at the dark solemn head of the yew tree, and throw
+stones up at the place where the moon has silvered the boughs.
+
+Those same boughs are again silvered by the moon, and they droop over
+his mother’s grave. There is a little stone which bears this
+inscription:-
+
+ “HER HEART BRAKE IN SILENCE.”
+
+But the silence of the churchyard is now broken by a voice—not of the
+youth—nor a voice of laughter and ribaldry.
+
+“My son!—dost thou see this grave? and dost thou read the record in
+anguish, whereof may come repentance?”
+
+“Of what should I repent?” answers the son; “and why should my young
+ambition for fame relax in its strength because my mother was old and
+weak?”
+
+“Is this indeed our son?” says the father, bending in agony over the
+grave of his beloved.
+
+“I can well believe I am not;” exclaimeth the youth. “It is well that
+you have brought me here to say so. Our natures are unlike; our courses
+must be opposite. Your way lieth here—mine yonder!”
+
+So the son left the father kneeling by the grave.
+
+Again a few years are passed. It is winter, with a roaring wind and a
+thick grey fog. The graves in the Churchyard are covered with snow, and
+there are great icicles in the Church-porch. The wind now carries a
+swathe of snow along the tops of the graves, as though the “sheeted
+dead” were at some melancholy play; and hark! the icicles fall with a
+crash and jingle, like a solemn mockery of the echo of the unseemly
+mirth of one who is now coming to his final rest.
+
+There are two graves near the old yew tree; and the grass has overgrown
+them. A third is close by; and the dark earth at each side has just been
+thrown up. The bearers come; with a heavy pace they move along; the
+coffin heaveth up and down, as they step over the intervening graves.
+
+Grief and old age had seized upon the father, and worn out his life; and
+premature decay soon seized upon the son, and gnawed away his vain
+ambition, and his useless strength, till he prayed to be borne, not the
+way yonder that was most opposite to his father and his mother, but even
+the same way they had gone—the way which leads to the Old Churchyard
+Tree.
+
+
+
+
+ SABBATH PARIAHS.
+
+
+We are overwhelmed with “Chips” from letter-writers, letter-senders,
+letter-receivers, letter-sorters, and post-office clerks. Our own office
+has become a post-office. It would seem as if all the letters that ought
+to have been written for delivery on several previous Sundays in the
+ordinary course, and by the agency of the great establishment in St.
+Martin’s-le-Grand, have only not been indited in order that we might be
+the sufferers. Doubtless, the other channels of public information have
+equally received in the course of each week the surplus of what would
+have been, but for the Plumptre and Ashley obstruction, Sunday letters.
+The public are in arms, and every arm has a pen at the end; every pen is
+dipped in the blackest ink of indignation, or is tinged with the milder
+tint of remonstrance.
+
+Our most desperate remonstrants are provincial post-office clerks; for
+it would appear that Lord Ashley’s outcasts from Sunday society have a
+worse chance of being received into it now than ever. Their labours are
+in many cases so heavy on Saturday nights, that they are obliged to lie
+in bed during the whole of church time on Sunday, to recover from their
+fatigues.
+
+We select one from the heap, for publication. The writer gives a clear
+account of the hardships of a provincial post-office clerk before he was
+relieved from Sunday duty by the Royal mandate.
+
+ “Sir,
+
+ “For three years I was what you are pleased to call in your article on
+ the ‘Sunday Screw’ a Post-Office Pariah, at an office in a most
+ ‘corresponding’ town; my Sunday duties were as follows:—at four I
+ rose, sorted my letters and newspapers, delivered them to the
+ messengers, sorted and stamped (both sides) the letters for the
+ cross-country mails, swept out and dusted the place, then I went to my
+ room again, had a nap, rose, washed, and dressed in my best; I came
+ down to breakfast at eight, took a walk, till Church time, and amused
+ myself till five in the afternoon, when I attended at the office and
+ received letters till half-past six.
+
+ “I usually attended divine service; at eight I sorted and stamped the
+ letters and dispatched the mails; at nine I had done my work; all this
+ I did myself and never dreamed of being assisted. The rush of business
+ is now, I understand, so great on the arrival of the Saturday
+ afternoon mails, that every assistant and Post-Office clerk will wish
+ Lord Ashley safely imprisoned in the Whited Sepulchres.
+
+ “Your, very obediently,
+ “EX-PARIAH.”
+
+Judging from the tone in which the earnest remonstrances from all kinds
+of people that pile our tables are couched, we fear that, during the
+last few Sundays, the bulk of the disappointed public in the provinces
+has benefited very little by the change in a moral point of view.
+Vexation has, we fear, taken the place of that religious, calm, and
+beneficent state of mind in which the Sabbath ought to be passed. The
+object, therefore, of the promoters of the measure—increased veneration
+for the first day of the week—has failed; for of course their whole and
+sole object in the affair has been the furtherance of the cause of
+religion, and not a desire to get quits with Mr. Rowland Hill for the
+calm, manly, triumphant manner in which he caused truth to vanquish them
+in the recent agitation on the same question.
+
+
+
+
+ DUST;
+ OR UGLINESS REDEEMED.
+
+
+On a murky morning in November, wind north-east, a poor old woman with a
+wooden leg was seen struggling against the fitful gusts of the bitter
+breeze, along a stony zigzag road full of deep and irregular cart-ruts.
+Her ragged petticoat was blue, and so was her wretched nose. A stick was
+in her left hand, which assisted her to dig and hobble her way along;
+and in her other hand, supported also beneath her withered arm, was a
+large rusty iron sieve. Dust and fine ashes filled up all the wrinkles
+in her face; and of these there were a prodigious number, for she was
+eighty-three years old. Her name was Peg Dotting.
+
+About a quarter of a mile distant, having a long ditch and a broken-down
+fence as a foreground, there rose against the muddled-grey sky, a huge
+Dust-heap of a dirty black colour,—being, in fact, one of those immense
+mounds of cinders, ashes, and other emptyings from dust-holes and bins,
+which have conferred celebrity on certain suburban neighbourhoods of a
+great city. Towards this dusky mountain old Peg Dotting was now making
+her way.
+
+Advancing towards the Dust-heap by an opposite path, very narrow and
+just reclaimed from the mud by a thick layer of freshly broken flints,
+there came at the same time Gaffer Doubleyear, with his bone-bag slung
+over his shoulder. The rags of his coat fluttered in the east-wind,
+which also whistled keenly round his almost rimless hat, and troubled
+his one eye. The other eye, having met with an accident last week, he
+had covered neatly with an oyster-shell, which was kept in its place by
+a string at each side, fastened through a hole. He used no staff to help
+him along, though his body was nearly bent double, so that his face was
+constantly turned to the earth, like that of a four-footed creature. He
+was ninety-seven years of age.
+
+As these two patriarchal labourers approached the great Dust-heap, a
+discordant voice hallooed to them from the top of a broken wall. It was
+meant as a greeting of the morning, and proceeded from little Jem
+Clinker, a poor deformed lad whose back had been broken when a child.
+His nose and chin were much too large for the rest of his face, and he
+had lost nearly all his teeth from premature decay. But he had an eye
+gleaming with intelligence and life, and an expression at once patient
+and hopeful. He had balanced his misshapen frame on the top of the old
+wall, over which one shrivelled leg dangled, as if by the weight of a
+hob-nailed boot that covered a foot large enough for a ploughman.
+
+In addition to his first morning’s salutation of his two aged friends,
+he now shouted out in a tone of triumph and self-gratulation, in which
+he felt assured of their sympathy—“Two white skins, and a tor’shell-un.”
+
+It may be requisite to state that little Jem Clinker belonged to the
+dead-cat department of the Dust-heap, and now announced that a prize of
+three skins, in superior condition, had rewarded him for being first in
+the field. He was enjoying a seat on the wall in order to recover
+himself from the excitement of his good fortune.
+
+At the base of the great Dust-heap the two old people now met their
+young friend—a sort of great-grandson by mutual adoption—and they at
+once joined the party who had by this time assembled as usual, and were
+already busy at their several occupations.
+
+But besides all these, another individual, belonging to a very different
+class, formed a part of the scene, though appearing only on its
+outskirts. A canal ran along at the rear of the Dust-heap, and on the
+banks of its opposite side, slowly wandered by—with hands clasped and
+hanging down in front of him, and eyes bent vacantly upon his hands—the
+forlorn figure of a man in a very shabby great-coat, which had evidently
+once belonged to one in the position of a gentleman. And to a gentleman
+it still belonged—but in _what_ a position? A scholar, a man of wit, of
+high sentiment, of refinement, and a good fortune withal—now by a sudden
+“turn of law” bereft of the last only, and finding that none of the
+rest, for which (having his fortune) he had been so much admired,
+enabled him to gain a livelihood. His title-deeds had been lost or
+stolen, and so he was bereft of everything he possessed. He had talents,
+and such as would have been profitably available had he known how to use
+them for this new purpose; but he did not; he was misdirected; he made
+fruitless efforts, in his want of experience; and he was now starving.
+As he passed the great Dust-heap, he gave one vague, melancholy gaze
+that way, and then looked wistfully into the canal. And he continued to
+look into the canal as he slowly moved along, till he was out of sight.
+
+A Dust-heap of this kind is often worth thousands of pounds. The present
+one was very large and very valuable. It was in fact a large hill, and
+being in the vicinity of small suburb cottages, it rose above them like
+a great black mountain. Thistles, groundsel, and rank grass grew in
+knots on small parts which had remained for a long time undisturbed;
+crows often alighted on its top, and seemed to put on their spectacles
+and become very busy and serious; flocks of sparrows often made
+predatory descents upon it; an old goose and gander might sometimes be
+seen following each other up its side, nearly midway; pigs routed round
+its base,—and, now and then, one bolder than the rest would venture some
+way up, attracted by the mixed odours of some hidden marrow-bone
+enveloped in a decayed cabbage-leaf—a rare event, both of these articles
+being unusual oversights of the Searchers below.
+
+The principal ingredient of all these Dust-heaps is fine cinders and
+ashes; but as they are accumulated from the contents of all the
+dust-holes and bins of the vicinity, and as many more as possible, the
+fresh arrivals in their original state present very heterogeneous
+materials. We cannot better describe them, than by presenting a brief
+sketch of the different departments of the Searchers and Sorters, who
+are assembled below to busy themselves upon the mass of original matters
+which are shot out from the carts of the dustmen.
+
+The bits of coal, the pretty numerous results of accident and servants’
+carelessness, are picked out, to be sold forthwith; the largest and best
+of the cinders are also selected, by another party, who sell them to
+laundresses, or to braziers (for whose purposes coke would not do so
+well); and the next sort of cinders, called the _breeze_, because it is
+left after the wind has blown the finer cinders through an upright
+sieve, is sold to the brickmakers.
+
+Two other departments, called the “software” and the “hard-ware,” are
+very important. The former includes all vegetable and animal
+matters—everything that will decompose. These are selected and bagged at
+once, and carried off as soon as possible, to be sold as manure for
+ploughed land, wheat, barley, &c. Under this head, also, the dead cats
+are comprised. They are, generally, the perquisites of the women
+searchers. Dealers come to the wharf, or dust-field, every evening; they
+give sixpence for a white cat, fourpence for a coloured cat, and for a
+black one according to her quality. The “hard-ware” includes all broken
+pottery,—pans, crockery, earthenware, oyster-shells, &c., which are sold
+to make new roads.
+
+“The bones” are selected with care, and sold to the soap-boiler. He
+boils out the fat and marrow first, for special use, and the bones are
+then crushed and sold for manure.
+
+Of “rags,” the woollen rags are bagged and sent off for hop-manure; the
+white linen rags are washed, and sold to make paper, &c.
+
+The “tin things” are collected and put into an oven with a grating at
+the bottom, so that the solder which unites the parts melts, and runs
+through into a receiver. This is sold separately; the detached pieces of
+tin are then sold to be melted up with old iron, &c.
+
+Bits of old brass, lead, &c., are sold to be melted up separately, or in
+the mixture of ores.
+
+All broken glass vessels, as cruets, mustard-pots, tumblers,
+wine-glasses, bottles, &c., are sold to the old-glass shops.
+
+As for any articles of jewellery,—silver spoons, forks, thimbles, or
+other plate and valuables, they are pocketed off-hand by the first
+finder. Coins of gold and silver are often found, and many “coppers.”
+
+Meantime, everybody is hard at work near the base of the great
+Dust-heap. A certain number of cart-loads having been raked and searched
+for all the different things just described, the whole of it now
+undergoes the process of sifting. The men throw up the stuff, and the
+women sift it.
+
+“When I was a young girl,” said Peg Dotting—
+
+“That’s a long while ago, Peggy,” interrupted one of the sifters: but
+Peg did not hear her.
+
+“When I was quite a young thing,” continued she, addressing old John
+Doubleyear, who threw up the dust into her sieve, “it was the fashion to
+wear pink roses in the shoes, as bright as that morsel of ribbon Sally
+has just picked out of the dust; yes, and sometimes in the hair, too, on
+one side of the head, to set off the white powder and salve-stuff. I
+never wore one of these head-dresses myself—don’t throw up the dust so
+high, John—but I lived only a few doors lower down from those as _did_.
+Don’t throw up the dust so high, I tell ’ee—the wind takes it into my
+face.”
+
+“Ah! There! What’s that?” suddenly exclaimed little Jem, running, as
+fast as his poor withered legs would allow him, towards a fresh heap,
+which had just been shot down on the wharf from a dustman’s cart. He
+made a dive and a search—then another—then one deeper still. “I’m _sure_
+I saw it!” cried he, and again made a dash with both hands into a fresh
+place, and began to distribute the ashes and dust and rubbish on every
+side, to the great merriment of all the rest.
+
+“What did you see, Jemmy?” asked old Doubleyear, in a compassionate
+tone.
+
+“Oh, I don’t know,” said the boy, “only it was like a bit of something
+made of real gold!”
+
+A fresh burst of laughter from the company assembled followed this
+somewhat vague declaration, to which the dustmen added one or two
+elegant epithets, expressive of their contempt of the notion that _they_
+could have overlooked a bit of anything valuable in the process of
+emptying sundry dust-holes, and carting them away.
+
+“Ah,” said one of the sifters, “poor Jem’s always a-fancying something
+or other good—but it never comes.”
+
+“Didn’t I find three cats this morning!” cried Jem, “two on ’em white
+’uns! How you go on!”
+
+“I meant something quite different from the like o’ that,” said the
+other; “I was a-thinking of the rare sights all you three there have
+had, one time and another.”
+
+The wind having changed and the day become bright, the party at work all
+seemed disposed to be more merry than usual. The foregoing remark
+excited the curiosity of several of the sifters, who had recently joined
+the “company,” the parties alluded to were requested to favour them with
+the recital; and though the request was made with only a half-concealed
+irony, still it was all in good-natured pleasantry, and was immediately
+complied with. Old Doubleyear spoke first.
+
+“I had a bad night of it with the rats some years ago—they run’d all
+over the floor, and over the bed, and one on ’em come’d and guv a squeak
+close into my ear—so I couldn’t sleep comfortable. I wouldn’t ha’ minded
+a trifle of it; but this was too much of a good thing. So, I got up
+before sun-rise, and went out for a walk; and thinking I might as well
+be near our work-place, I slowly come’d down this way. I worked in a
+brickfield at that time, near the canal yonder. The sun was just arising
+up behind the Dust-heap as I got in sight of it; and soon it rose above,
+and was very bright; and though I had two eyes then, I was obligated to
+shut them both. When I opened them again, the sun was higher up; but in
+his haste to get over the Dust-heap, he had dropped something. You may
+laugh. I say he had dropped something. Well—I can’t say what it was, in
+course—a bit of his-self, I suppose. It was just like him—a bit on him,
+I mean—quite as bright—just the same—only not so big. And not up in the
+sky, but a-lying and sparkling all on fire upon the Dust-heap. Thinks
+I—I was a younger man then by some years than I am now—I’ll go and have
+a nearer look. Though you be a bit o’ the sun, maybe you won’t hurt a
+poor man. So, I walked towards the Dust-heap, and up I went, keeping the
+piece of sparkling fire in sight all the while. But before I got up to
+it, the sun went behind a cloud—and as he went out-like, so the young
+’un he had dropped, went out arter him. And I had my climb up the heap
+for nothing, though I had marked the place vere it lay very percizely.
+But there was no signs at all on him, and no morsel left of the light as
+had been there. I searched all about; but found nothing ’cept a bit o’
+broken glass as had got stuck in the heel of an old shoe. And that’s my
+story. But if ever a man saw anything at all, I saw a bit o’ the sun;
+and I thank God for it. It was a blessed sight for a poor ragged old man
+of three score and ten, which was my age at that time.”
+
+“Now, Peggy!” cried several voices, “tell us what you saw. Peg saw a bit
+o’ the moon.”
+
+“No,” said Mrs. Dotting, rather indignantly; “I’m no moon-raker. Not a
+sign of the moon was there, nor a spark of a star—the time I speak on.”
+
+“Well—go on, Peggy—go on.”
+
+“I don’t know as I will,” said Peggy.
+
+But being pacified by a few good-tempered, though somewhat humorous,
+compliments, she thus favoured them with her little adventure.
+
+“There was no moon, nor stars, nor comet, in the ’versal heavens, nor
+lamp nor lantern along the road, when I walked home one winter’s night
+from the cottage of Widow Pin, where I had been to tea, with her and
+Mrs. Dry, as lived in the almshouses. They wanted Davy, the son of Bill
+Davy the milkman, to see me home with the lantern, but I wouldn’t let
+him ’cause of his sore throat. Throat!—no, it wasn’t his throat as was
+rare sore—it was—no, it wasn’t—yes, it was—it was his toe as was sore.
+His big toe. A nail out of his boot had got into it. I _told_ him he’d
+be sure to have a bad toe, if he didn’t go to church more regular, but
+he wouldn’t listen; and so my words come’d true. But, as I was a-saying,
+I wouldn’t let him light me with the lantern by reason of his sore
+throat—_toe_, I mean—and as I went along, the night seemed to grow
+darker and darker. A straight road, though, and I was so used to it by
+day-time, it didn’t matter for the darkness. Hows’ever, when I come’d
+near the bottom of the Dust-heap as I had to pass, the great dark heap
+was so zackly the same as the night, you couldn’t tell one from t’other.
+So, thinks I to myself—_what_ was I thinking of at this moment?—for the
+life o’ me I can’t call it to mind; but that’s neither here nor there,
+only for this,—it was a something that led me to remember the story of
+how the devil goes about like a roaring lion. And while I was a-hoping
+he might not be out a roaring that night, what should I see rise out of
+one side of the Dust-heap, but a beautiful shining star of a violet
+colour. I stood as still—as stock-still as any I don’t-know-what! There
+it lay, as beautiful as a new-born babe, all a-shining in the dust! By
+degrees I got courage to go a little nearer—and then a little nearer
+still—for, says I to myself, I’m a sinful woman, I know, but I have
+repented, and do repent constantly of all the sins of my youth, and the
+backslidings of my age—which have been numerous; and once I had a very
+heavy back-sliding—but that’s neither here nor there. So, as I was
+a-saying, having collected all my sinfulness of life, and humbleness
+before heaven, into a goodish bit of courage, forward I steps—a little
+furder—and a leetle furder more—_un_-til I come’d just up to the
+beautiful shining star lying upon the dust. Well, it was a long time I
+stood a-looking down at it, before I ventured to do, what I arterwards
+did. But _at_ last I did stoop down with both hands slowly—in case it
+might burn, or bite—and gathering up a good scoop of ashes as my hands
+went along, I took it up, and began a-carrying it home, all shining
+before me, and with a soft blue mist rising up round about it. Heaven
+forgive me!—I was punished for meddling with what Providence had sent
+for some better purpose than to be carried home by an old woman like me,
+whom it has pleased heaven to afflict with the loss of one leg, and the
+pain, expanse, and inconvenience of a wooden one. Well—I _was_ punished;
+covetousness had its reward; for, presently, the violet light got very
+pale, and then went out; and when I reached home, still holding in both
+hands all I had gathered up, and when I took it to the candle, it had
+turned into the red shell of a lobsky’s head, and its two black eyes
+poked up at me with a long stare,—and I may say, a strong smell,
+too,—enough to knock a poor body down.”
+
+Great applause, and no little laughter, followed the conclusion of old
+Peggy’s story, but she did not join in the merriment. She said it was
+all very well for young folks to laugh, but at her age she had enough to
+do to pray; and she had never said so many prayers, nor with so much
+fervency, as she had done since she received the blessed sight of the
+blue star on the Dust-heap, and the chastising rod of the lobster’s head
+at home.
+
+Little Jem’s turn now came; the poor lad was, however, so excited by the
+recollection of what his companions called “Jem’s Ghost,” that he was
+unable to describe it in any coherent language. To his imagination it
+had been a lovely vision,—the one “bright consummate flower” of his
+life, which he treasured up as the most sacred image in his heart. He
+endeavoured, in wild and hasty words, to set forth, how that he had been
+bred a chimney-sweep; that one Sunday afternoon he had left a set of
+companions, most on ’em sweeps, who were all playing at marbles in the
+churchyard, and he had wandered to the Dust-heap, where he had fallen
+asleep; that he was awoke by a sweet voice in the air, which said
+something about some one having lost her way!—that he, being now wide
+awake, looked up, and saw with his own eyes a young Angel, with fair
+hair and rosy cheeks, and large white wings at her shoulders, floating
+about like bright clouds, rise out of the Dust! She had on a garment of
+shining crimson, which changed as he looked upon her to shining gold,
+then to purple and gold. She then exclaimed, with a joyful smile, “I see
+the right way!” and the next moment the Angel was gone!
+
+As the sun was just now very bright and warm for the time of year, and
+shining full upon the Dust-heap in its setting, one of the men
+endeavoured to raise a laugh at the deformed lad, by asking him if he
+didn’t expect to see just such another angel at this minute, who had
+lost her way in the field on the other side of the heap; but his jest
+failed. The earnestness and devout emotion of the boy to the vision of
+reality which his imagination, aided by the hues of sunset, had thus
+exalted, were too much for the gross spirit of banter, and the speaker
+shrunk back into his dust-shovel, and affected to be very assiduous in
+his work as the day was drawing to a close.
+
+Before the day’s work was ended, however, little Jem again had a glimpse
+of the prize which had escaped him on the previous occasion. He
+instantly darted, hands and head foremost into the mass of cinders and
+rubbish, and brought up a black mash of half-burnt parchment, entwined
+with vegetable refuse, from which he speedily disengaged an oval frame
+of gold, containing a miniature, still protected by its glass, but half
+covered with mildew from the damp. He was in ecstasies at the prize.
+Even the white cat-skins paled before it. In all probability some of the
+men would have taken it from him “to try and find the owner,” but for
+the presence and interference of his friends Peg Dotting and old
+Doubleyear, whose great age, even among the present company, gave them a
+certain position of respect and consideration. So all the rest now went
+their way, leaving the three to examine and speculate on the prize.
+
+These Dust-heaps are a wonderful compound of things. A banker’s cheque
+for a considerable sum was found in one of them. It was on Herries and
+Farquhar, in 1847. But banker’s cheques, or gold and silver articles,
+are the least valuable of their ingredients. Among other things, a
+variety of useful chemicals are extracted. Their chief value, however,
+is for the making of bricks. The fine cinder-dust and ashes are used in
+the clay of the bricks, both for the red and grey stacks. Ashes are also
+used as fuel between the layers of the clump of bricks, which could not
+be burned in that position without them. The ashes burn away, and keep
+the bricks open. Enormous quantities are used. In the brickfields at
+Uxbridge, near the Drayton Station, one of the brickmakers alone will
+frequently contract for fifteen or sixteen thousand chaldron of this
+cinder-dust, in one order. Fine coke or coke-dust, affects the market at
+times as a rival; but fine coal, or coal-dust, never, because it would
+spoil the bricks.
+
+As one of the heroes of our tale had been originally—before his
+promotion—a chimney-sweeper, it may be only appropriate to offer a
+passing word on the genial subject of soot. Without speculating on its
+origin and parentage, whether derived from the cooking of a Christmas
+dinner, or the production of the beautiful colours and odours of exotic
+plants in a conservatory, it can briefly be shown to possess many
+qualities both useful and ornamental.
+
+When soot is first collected, it is called “rough soot,” which, being
+sifted, is then called “fine soot,” and is sold to farmers for manuring
+and preserving wheat and turnips. This is more especially used in
+Herefordshire, Bedfordshire, Essex, &c. It is rather a costly article,
+being fivepence per bushel. One contractor sells annually as much as
+three thousand bushels; and he gives it as his opinion, that there must
+be at least one hundred and fifty times this quantity (four hundred and
+fifty thousand bushels per annum) sold in London. Farmer Smutwise, of
+Bradford, distinctly asserts that the price of the soot he uses on his
+land is returned to him in the straw, with improvement also to the
+grain. And we believe him. Lime is used to dilute soot when employed as
+a manure. Using it pure will keep off snails, slugs, and caterpillars,
+from peas and various other vegetables, as also from dahlias just
+shooting up, and other flowers; but we regret to add that we have
+sometimes known it kill, or burn up, the things it was intended to
+preserve from unlawful eating. In short, it is by no means so safe to
+use for any purpose of garden manure, as fine cinders and wood-ashes,
+which are good for almost any kind of produce, whether turnips or roses.
+Indeed, we should like to have one fourth or fifth part of our
+garden-beds composed of excellent stuff of this kind. From all that has
+been said, it will have become very intelligible why these Dust-heaps
+are so valuable. Their worth, however, varies not only with their
+magnitude (the quality of all of them is much the same), but with the
+demand. About the year 1820, the Marylebone Dust-heap produced between
+four thousand and five thousand pounds. In 1832, St. George’s paid Mr.
+Stapleton five hundred pounds a year, not to leave the Heap standing,
+but to carry it away. Of course he was only too glad to be paid highly
+for selling his Dust.
+
+But to return. The three friends having settled to their satisfaction
+the amount of money they should probably obtain by the sale of the
+golden miniature-frame, and finished the castles which they had built
+with it in the air, the frame was again enfolded in the sound part of
+the parchment, the rags and rottenness of the law were cast away, and up
+they rose to bend their steps homeward to the little hovel where Peggy
+lived, she having invited the others to tea that they might talk yet
+more fully over the wonderful good luck that had befallen them.
+
+“Why, if there isn’t a man’s head in the canal!” suddenly cried little
+Jem. “Looky there!—isn’t that a man’s head?—Yes; it’s a drowndedd man?”
+
+“A drowndedd man, as I live!” ejaculated old Doubleyear.
+
+“Let’s get him out, and see!” cried Peggy. “Perhaps the poor soul’s not
+quite gone.”
+
+Little Jem scuttled off to the edge of the canal, followed by the two
+old people. As soon as the body had floated nearer, Jem got down into
+the water, and stood breast-high, vainly measuring his distance with one
+arm out, to see if he could reach some part of the body as it was
+passing. As the attempt was evidently without a chance, old Doubleyear
+managed to get down into the water behind him, and holding him by one
+hand, the boy was thus enabled to make a plunge forward as the body was
+floating by. He succeeded in reaching it; but the jerk was too much for
+the weakness of his aged companion, who was pulled forwards into the
+canal. A loud cry burst from both of them, which was yet more loudly
+echoed by Peggy on the bank. Doubleyear and the boy were now struggling
+almost in the middle of the canal with the body of the man swirling
+about between them. They would inevitably have been drowned, had not old
+Peggy caught up a long dust-rake that was close at hand—scrambled down
+up to her knees in the canal—clawed hold of the struggling group with
+the teeth of the rake, and fairly brought the whole to land. Jem was
+first up the bank, and helped up his two heroic companions; after which,
+with no small difficulty, they contrived to haul the body of the
+stranger out of the water. Jem at once recognised in him the forlorn
+figure of the man who had passed by in the morning, looking so sadly
+into the canal, as he walked along.
+
+It is a fact well known to those who work in the vicinity of these great
+Dust-heaps, that when the ashes have been warmed by the sun, cats and
+kittens that have been taken out of the canal and buried a few inches
+beneath the surface, have usually revived; and the same has often
+occurred in the case of men. Accordingly the three, without a moment’s
+hesitation, dragged the body along to the Dust-heap, where they made a
+deep trench, in which they placed it, covering it all over up to the
+neck.
+
+“There now,” ejaculated Peggy, sitting down with a long puff to recover
+her breath, “he’ll lie very comfortable, whether or no.”
+
+“Couldn’t lie better,” said old Doubleyear, “even if he knew it.”
+
+The three now seated themselves close by, to await the result.
+
+“I thought I’d a lost him,” said Jem, “and myself too; and when I pulled
+Daddy in arter me, I guv us all three up for this world.”
+
+“Yes,” said Doubleyear, “it must have gone queer with us if Peggy had
+not come in with the rake. How d’ yee feel, old girl; for you’ve had a
+narrow escape too. I wonder we were not too heavy for you, and so pulled
+you in to go with us.”
+
+“The Lord be praised!” fervently ejaculated Peggy, pointing towards the
+pallid face that lay surrounded with ashes. A convulsive twitching
+passed over the features, the lips trembled, the ashes over the breast
+heaved, and a low moaning sound, which might have come from the bottom
+of the canal, was heard. Again the moaning sound, and then the eyes
+opened, but closed almost immediately. “Poor dear soul!” whispered
+Peggy, “how he suffers in surviving. Lift him up a little. Softly. Don’t
+be afeared. We’re only your good angels, like—only poor
+cinder-sifters—don’tee be afeared.”
+
+By various kindly attentions and manœuvres such as these poor people had
+been accustomed to practise on those who were taken out of the canal,
+the unfortunate gentleman was gradually brought to his senses. He gazed
+about him, as well he might—now looking in the anxious, though begrimed,
+faces of the three strange objects, all in their “weeds” and dust—and
+then up at the huge Dust-heap, over which the moon was now slowly
+rising.
+
+“Land of quiet Death!” murmured he, faintly, “or land of Life, as dark
+and still—I have passed from one into the other; but which of ye I am
+now in, seems doubtful to my senses.”
+
+“Here we are, poor gentleman,” cried Peggy, “here we are, all friends
+about you. How did ’ee tumble into the canal?”
+
+“The Earth, then, once more!” said the stranger, with a deep sigh. “I
+know where I am, now. I remember this great dark hill of ashes—like
+Death’s kingdom, full of all sorts of strange things, and put to many
+uses.”
+
+“Where do you live?” asked Old Doubleyear; “shall we try and take you
+home, Sir?”
+
+The stranger shook his head mournfully. All this time, little Jem had
+been assiduously employed in rubbing his feet and then his hands; in
+doing which the piece of dirty parchment, with the miniature-frame,
+dropped out of his breast-pocket. A good thought instantly struck Peggy.
+
+“Run, Jemmy dear—run with that golden thing to Mr. Spikechin, the
+pawnbroker’s—get something upon it directly, and buy some nice
+brandy—and some Godfrey’s cordial—and a blanket, Jemmy—and call a coach,
+and get up outside on it, and make the coachee drive back here as fast
+as you can.”
+
+But before Jemmy could attend to this, Mr. Waterhouse, the stranger
+whose life they had preserved, raised himself on one elbow, and extended
+his hand to the miniature-frame. Directly he looked at it, he raised
+himself higher up—turned it about once or twice—then caught up the piece
+of parchment, and uttering an ejaculation, which no one could have
+distinguished either as of joy or of pain, sank back fainting.
+
+In brief, this parchment was a portion of the title-deeds he had lost;
+and though it did not prove sufficient to enable him to recover his
+fortune, it brought his opponent to a composition, which gave him an
+annuity for life. Small as this was, he determined that these poor
+people, who had so generously saved his life at the risk of their own,
+should be sharers in it. Finding that what they most desired was to have
+a cottage in the neighbourhood of the Dust-heap, built large enough for
+all three to live together, and keep a cow, Mr. Waterhouse paid a visit
+to Manchester Square, where the owner of the property resided. He told
+his story, as far as was needful, and proposed to purchase the field in
+question.
+
+The great Dust-Contractor was much amused, and his daughter—a very
+accomplished young lady—was extremely interested. So the matter was
+speedily arranged to the satisfaction and pleasure of all parties. The
+acquaintance, however, did not end here. Mr. Waterhouse renewed his
+visits very frequently, and finally made proposals for the young lady’s
+hand, she having already expressed her hopes of a propitious answer from
+her father.
+
+“Well, Sir,” said the latter, “you wish to marry my daughter, and she
+wishes to marry you. You are a gentleman and a scholar, but you have no
+money. My daughter is what you see, and she has no money. But I have;
+and therefore, as she likes you, and I like you, I’ll make you both an
+offer. I will give my daughter twenty thousand pounds,—or you shall have
+the Dust-heap. Choose!”
+
+Mr. Waterhouse was puzzled and amused, and referred the matter entirely
+to the young lady. But she was for having the money, and no trouble. She
+said the Dust-heap might be worth much, but they did not understand the
+business. “Very well,” said her father, laughing, “then, there’s the
+money.”
+
+This was the identical Dust-heap, as we know from authentic information,
+which was subsequently sold for forty thousand pounds, and was exported
+to Russia to rebuild Moscow.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Monthly Supplement of ‘HOUSEHOLD WORDS,’
+ Conducted by CHARLES DICKENS.
+
+ _Price 2d., Stamped 3d._,
+
+ THE HOUSEHOLD NARRATIVE
+ OF
+ CURRENT EVENTS.
+
+ _The Number, containing a history of the past month, was
+ issued with the Magazines._
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+<p class='c000'><strong>Transcriber’s Note:</strong></p>
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+ <div>“<i>Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS.</i>”—<span class='sc'>Shakespeare.</span></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div>
+ <span class='pageno' id='Page_361'>361</span>
+ <h1 class='c002'>HOUSEHOLD WORDS.<br> <span class='xlarge'>A WEEKLY JOURNAL.</span></h1>
+</div>
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+ <div><span class='large'>CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.</span></div>
+ <div class='c001'>N<sup>o.</sup> 16.]&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1850.&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; [<span class='sc'>Price</span> 2<i>d.</i></div>
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+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>A DAY IN A PAUPER PALACE.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>In some states of English existence Ruin is
+the road to Fortune. Falstaff threatened to
+make a commodity of his wounds; the well
+attested disaster of a begging letter writer
+confers upon him an income; the misfortune
+of a thief—that of being captured—occasionally
+ends in a colonial estate, and a
+carriage and pair; both the better assured if
+he can tell a good story of misfortunes, and is
+hypocrite enough to commence as a Pentonville
+“model.” In Manchester the high road
+to fortune is to be born a pauper; should
+especially orphanhood, either by death or desertion,
+ensue.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>At the easy distance of five miles from the
+great Cotton Capital, on the road to the
+great Cotton Port, through shady lanes and
+across verdant meadows, is the village of
+Swinton. At its entrance, on a pleasing elevation,
+stands a building which is generally
+mistaken for a wealthy nobleman’s residence.
+The structure is not only elegant but extensive;
+it is in the Tudor style of architecture,
+with a frontage of four hundred and fifty feet.
+It is studded with more than a hundred
+windows, each tier so differing in shape and
+size from the others as to prevent monotonous
+uniformity. Two winding flights of
+steps in the centre lead to a handsome entrance
+hall, above which rise two lofty turrets
+to break the outline of the extensive roof.
+The depth of the edifice is great—its whole
+proportions massive. Pleasure-gardens and
+play-grounds surround it. In front an acre
+and a half of flower-beds and grass-plots are
+intersected by broad gravel-walks and a
+carriage-drive. Some more of the land is laid
+out for vegetables. Beyond is a meadow, and
+the whole domain is about twenty-two acres
+in extent; all in good, some in picturesque,
+cultivation.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The stranger gazing upon the splendid brick
+edifice, with its surrounding territory, is surprised
+when he is told that it is not the seat
+of an ancient Dukedom; but that it is a
+modern palace for pauper children. He is <i>not</i>
+surprised when he heard that it cost 60,000<i>l.</i></p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The contemplation of sumptuous arrangements
+of this nature for the benefit of helpless
+penury, naturally engenders an argument:—is
+it quite fair to the industrious
+poor that the offspring of paupers should be
+placed in a better position than that of his
+own?—that these should have better instruction,
+be better fed, and better clothed?—that
+a premium should thus be put upon the
+neglect of their children by vicious parents;
+while, there is no helping hand held out to
+the industrious and virtuous for the proper
+training of <i>their</i> children: so that the care
+of their offspring by the latter is, by comparison,
+a misfortune; while desertion or
+neglect by the former is a blessing to theirs,
+to whom Garrick’s paradox can be justly applied,
+that Their Ruin is the Making of them.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>That is one side of the argument. The
+other stands thus; ought the misdeeds of
+parents to be visited on their innocent
+children? should pauper and outcast infants
+be neglected so as to become pests to Society,
+or shall they be so trained as to escape the
+pauper-spirit, and make amends to Society for
+the bad citizenship of their parents, by their
+own persevering industry, economy, and
+prudence in mature life? Common sense
+asks, does the State desire good citizens or
+bad? If good ones, let her manufacture
+them; and if she can do so by the agency of
+such establishments as that of Swinton, at
+not too great a cost, let us not be too critical
+as to her choice of the raw material.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In order to see whether the Swinton
+establishment fulfils this mission we solicited
+a gentleman qualified for the task to visit it;
+and from his information we have drawn up
+the following account:—</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Having, he says, passed through the entrance
+hall, we chatted for a time with the
+chaplain, who is at the head of the establishment.
+From him we learnt that there are in
+the institution six hundred and thirty children,
+of whom three hundred and five are
+orphans, and one hundred and twenty-four
+deserted by their parents. Besides the chaplain
+there is a head master, a medical officer,
+a Roman Catholic priest, a governor and
+matron, six schoolmasters and four schoolmistresses,
+with a numerous staff of subordinate
+officials, male and female, including six
+nurses, and teachers of divers trades. The
+salaries and wages of the various officers and
+servants amount to about 1800<i>l.</i> a year, exclusive
+of the cost of their board which the
+greater number enjoy also.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'><span class='pageno' id='Page_362'>362</span>We went into the play-ground of the
+junior department, where more than a hundred
+and fifty children were assembled. Some
+were enjoying themselves in the sunshine,
+some were playing at marbles, others were
+frisking cheerfully. These children ranged
+from four to seven years of age. There
+are some as young as a year and a half in the
+school. The greater number were congregated
+at one end of the yard, earnestly watching
+the proceedings of the master who was
+giving fresh water to three starlings in cages
+that stood on the ground. One very young
+bird was enjoying an airing on the gravel.
+Two others were perched on a cask. The
+master informed us it was a part of his
+system to instruct his charges in kindness
+to animals by example. He found that the
+interest which the children took in the
+animals and in his proceedings towards
+them, was of service in impressing lessons
+of benevolence among them towards each
+other. The practical lessons taught by the
+master’s personal attention to his feathered
+favourites, outweighed, he thought, the theoretic
+inconsistency of confining birds in cages.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The play-ground is a training school in
+another particular. On two sides grew several
+currant trees, on which the fruit is allowed to
+ripen without any protection. Though some
+of the scholars are very young, there do not
+occur above two or three cases of unlawful
+plucking per annum. The appropriate punishment
+of delinquents is for them to sit and see
+the rest of their school-fellows enjoy, on a day
+appointed, a treat of fresh ripe fruit, whilst
+they are debarred from all participation.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The personal appearance of the pupils was
+not prepossessing. Close cropping the hair
+may be necessary at the first admission of a
+boy, but surely is not needed after children
+have been for some time trained in the establishment,
+in habits of cleanliness. The tailors
+of the establishment (its elder inmates), are
+evidently no respecters of persons. Measuring
+is utterly repudiated, and the style in vogue
+is the comic or incongruous. The backs of the
+boys seemed to be Dutch-built; their legs
+seemed cased after Turkish patterns; while
+the front view was of Falstaffian proportions,
+some of the trousers are too short for the legs,
+and some of the legs too short for the trousers.
+The girls are better dressed. Amongst them are
+some of prepossessing faces, intelligent appearance,
+and pleasing manners. Here and there
+may be discerned, however, vacancy of look,
+and inaptness to learn. Among the boys, sometimes,
+occurs a face not quite clean enough,
+and a shirt collar that seems to have suffered
+too long a divorce from the wash-tub.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>During the time we spent in the play-ground,
+sundry chubby urchins came up to
+the master with small articles which they
+had found; it being the practice to impress
+on each, that nothing found belongs to the
+finder unless, after due inquiry, no owner can
+be discovered. One brought something looking
+like liquorice; another produced a halfpenny,
+which the master appropriated. Perhaps,
+the master had dropped the halfpenny
+to test the honesty of some of his pupils.
+One little fellow was made happy by permission
+to keep a marble which he had picked up.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The children obeyed the summons to school
+with pleasing alacrity. This is owing partly
+to the agreeable mode of tuition adopted, and
+in some measure to the fact that the lessons
+are not allowed to become tedious and oppressive.
+As soon as any parties give unequivocal
+signs of weariness, either there is some
+playful relaxation introduced, or such children
+are sent into the play-ground. On the present
+occasion, as soon as the master applied his
+mouth to a whistle, away trooped the children
+in glad groups to an ante-room. Here, arranged
+in five or six rows, boys and girls
+intermixed stood with eyes fixed on the
+master, awaiting his signals. At the word of
+command, each alternate row faced to the
+right, the others to the left, and filed off, accompanying
+their march with a suitable tune;
+their young voices blending in cheerful harmony,
+while they kept time by clapping their
+hands, and by an occasional emphatic stamp
+of the foot.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>To enliven the routine of school duties, the
+master’s cur takes part in them. He is a
+humorous dog, with an expressive countenance,
+and a significant wag of the tail. In
+the intervals of lessons, his duty—which is
+also his pleasure—consists in jumping over
+the benches or threading the labyrinths of
+little legs under them. Now he darts with
+wild glee into a spelling class; now he rushes
+among an alphabet group, and snarls a playful
+“r-r-r-r,” as if to teach the true pronunciation
+of the canine letter; now he climbs up
+behind a seated urchin, puts his forepaws on
+the favourite’s shoulders, and, with a knowing
+look towards the master, recommends his
+friend for promotion to a monitorship.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It was surprising to find that the pupils
+took not the slightest notice of the antics of
+the master’s dog. They heeded nothing but
+their lessons; but we learned that the dog
+was a part of the discipline. He accustomed
+the children to startling eccentricities and
+unexpected sounds: he presented a small, extraneous,
+but wholesome difficulty in the
+pursuit of Knowledge. He, and the currant
+bush, the pretty treasure-troves, and other
+contrivances, were intentional temptations
+which the children were trained to resist.
+We beg very pointedly to recommend the
+study of these facts to the attention of the inventors
+and advocates of the Pentonville Model
+system. They involve an important principle,—and
+a principle equally applicable to adults
+as to children. The morals of the young, or
+the penitence of the criminal, which result
+from a system depriving the pupil of every
+possible temptation to do otherwise than right,
+will assuredly lapse into vice when incentives
+to it are presented. Evil exists very plentifully
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_363'>363</span>in this world, and it must be recognised
+and dealt with; it is not by concealing it
+from the young but by teaching him to resist
+it that we do wise. It must at the same
+time be admitted that the principle can be
+carried too far; and if the master <i>did</i> intentionally
+drop the halfpenny, it was exactly
+there that he pushed his excellent principle
+too far.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The teaching of the juniors is conducted
+mainly <i>vivâ voce</i>; for the mass of them are
+under six years of age. The class was opened
+thus:</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What day is this?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Monday.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What sort of a day is it?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Very fine.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Why is it a fine day?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Because the sun shines, and it does not
+rain.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Is rain a bad thing, then?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“No.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What is it useful for?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“To make the flowers and the fruit grow.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Who sends rain and sunshine?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“God.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What ought we to do in return for his
+goodness?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Praise him!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Let us praise him, then,” added the master.
+And the children, all together, repeated and
+then sung a part of the 149th Psalm.—A
+lesson on morals succeeded, which evidently
+interested the children. It was partly in the
+form of a tale told by the master. A gentleman
+who was kind to the poor, went to visit
+in gaol a boy imprisoned for crime. The
+restraint of the gaol, and the shame of the
+boy, were so described, as to impress the
+children with strong interest. Then the boy’s
+crime was traced to disobedience, and the excellence
+of obedience to teachers and parents
+was shown. The fact that punishment comes
+out of, and follows our own actions was enforced
+by another little story.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>By this time some of the very young children
+showed symptoms of lassitude. One fat little
+mortal had fallen asleep; and this class was
+consequently marshalled for dismissal, and as
+usual marched out singing, to play for a
+quarter of an hour.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>A lesson in reading was now administered
+to a class of older children. For facilitating
+this achievement, generally so difficult, the
+master has introduced the phonic system, in
+some degree according to a mode of his own,
+by which means even the youngest children
+make remarkable progress. We need not
+discuss it here.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The scene the schoolroom, during the
+reading lesson, presented, was remarkable.
+Groups of four or five little fellows were
+gathered in various parts of the room before
+a reading-card, one acting as monitor; who
+was sometimes a girl. It was a pleasing sight
+to see half-a-dozen children seated or kneeling
+in a circle round the same book, their heads
+almost meeting in the centre, in their earnestness
+to see and hear, while the monitor
+pointed quickly with the finger to the word
+which each in succession was to pronounce.
+All seemed alert, and the eyes of the monitors
+kindled with intelligence. Meanwhile the
+master was busied in passing from one class
+to another, listening to the manner in which
+the pronunciation was caught, or the correctness
+with which the rapid combination of
+letters and syllables was made. Sometimes
+he stayed a few minutes with a class to give
+aid, then proceeded to another; and occasionally,
+on finding by a few trials, that a boy
+was quite familiar with the work of his class,
+he would remove him to another more advanced.
+These transfers were frequent.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In an adjoining room were assembled,
+under the care of the schoolmaster’s wife,
+some of the more advanced scholars. One
+class in this room was particularly interesting—a
+class composed of the monitors who
+receive extra instruction in order to fit them
+for their duties.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>After an interval the whole attended a
+class for general knowledge: in this the
+mutual instruction system was adopted. A
+pupil stood out on a platform—the observed
+of all observers—to be questioned and cross-questioned
+by his or her schoolfellow, like a
+witness in a difficult law case, until supplanted
+by a pupil who could answer better. A degree
+of piquancy was thus imparted to the
+proceeding, which caused the attention of the
+pupils not to flag for a moment. One girl,
+with red hair and bright eyes, weathered a
+storm of questions bravely. A sample of
+the queries put by these young inquisitors,
+will show the range of subjects necessary to
+be known about. What are the months of
+spring? What animal cuts down a tree, and
+where does it live? Which are the Cinque
+Ports? What planet is nearest the sun?
+What is the distance from Manchester to
+Lancaster? How high is St. Paul’s Cathedral?
+What are the names of the common
+metals? What causes water to rise and become
+clouds?</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>One urchin who could scarcely be seen over
+the head of another, and who was evidently
+of a meteorological turn of mind, bawled out
+in a peculiarly sedate and measured manner,</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What does the wind do?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>To have answered the question fully would
+have taken a day, but a single answer satisfied
+the querist, and was of a sanitary character.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“The wind,” replied the female Rufus, “cools
+us in summer and blows away the bad air.”
+An agreeable enough answer as we sat in the
+middle of the schoolroom on a hot day, when
+the thermometer was seventy-one degrees in
+the shade, and a pleasant breeze stealing
+through the open windows occasionally fanned
+our warm cheeks. This concluded our visit
+to the junior department.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Meanwhile, the education of the elder
+children was proceeding in other parts of the
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_364'>364</span>building. The lessons of the senior sections
+are conducted in a much quieter manner than
+those of the junior classes; even in a way
+which some persons would consider tame and
+uninteresting. This quietude was, however,
+more than balanced by another department.
+As we passed to the elder boys’ court-yard,
+the chaplain threw open the door of a room,
+where a small music class was practising the
+fife and the drum. The class consisted of eight
+youths, who had not learnt long, but performed
+the “Troubadour” in creditable style.
+When they marched out, they headed about
+two hundred boys, who were drawn up in
+line; the music-master acting as drill-sergeant
+and commander-in-chief. After passing
+through some drill-exercises, they marched off,
+drums beating and colours flying, to dinner.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We need say no more of this pleasing ceremony
+than that it was heartily performed.
+The viands were relished in strong illustration
+of Dr. Johnson’s emphatic remark, “Sir, I
+like to dine.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>After dinner, we visited the workshops—a
+very active scene. The living tableaux were
+formed chiefly by young tailors and cobblers.
+A strict account is kept of all manufactured
+articles and of their cost; and we learnt that
+a boy’s suit of fustian (labour included) costs
+4<i>s.</i> 10½<i>d.</i>; a girl’s petticoat 12¾<i>d.</i>; and that
+the average weekly cost of clothing worn by
+the children was estimated at 3½<i>d.</i> per head—making
+15<i>s.</i> 2<i>d.</i> for the wearing apparel of
+each child per year. This may be taken as a
+commentary on the “slop work” prices to
+which public attention has been so forcibly
+drawn of late.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In all the industrial sections, the children
+are occupied alternately at their work and in
+school—labouring for one afternoon and next
+morning, and then attending their classes in
+school for the next afternoon and morning.
+This is a decided improvement on the Mettray
+system. In that agricultural colony, the boys
+only attend school once a week, and work at
+handicrafts, or on the farm, during the other
+five. There is, however, something defective
+in the Swinton plan, as applicable to advanced
+pupils; perhaps they are not stimulated sufficiently;
+but it happens that no pupil-teacher
+had ever passed a government examination;
+although last year the grant of money, by the
+Committee of Privy Council for the educational
+departments of the Swinton school,
+amounted to 531<i>l.</i> Those among the scholars
+who have gone into other lines of life, have
+generally conducted themselves well; and
+when absorbed into the masses of society,
+have become a help and a credit instead of a
+bane to it. Indeed, having been brought up
+at the Pauper Palace appears a safe certificate
+with the public, who are eager for the girls of
+this school as domestic servants. Both boys
+and girls, on leaving the institution, are furnished
+with two complete sets of clothes, and
+their subsequent behaviour is repeatedly inquired
+into.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As we descended the steps of the school
+we scanned the prospect seen from it. The
+foreground of the landscape was dotted
+with rural dwellings, interspersed with trees.
+In the distance rose the spires and tall
+chimneys of Manchester, brightened by the
+rays of the evening sun, while a sea of smoke
+hung like a pall over the great centre of
+manufacturing activity, and shut out the
+view beyond. It typified the dark cloud of
+pauperism which covers so large a portion of
+the land, and which it is hoped such institutions
+as the Swinton Industrial Schools is
+destined to dispel. The centre of manufacturing
+activity is also the centre of practical
+and comprehensive education. Why
+does this activity continue to revolve so near
+its centre? Why has it not radiated over the
+length and breadth of the land? The Swinton
+Institution is a practical illustration of what
+can be done with even the humblest section
+of the community; and if it have a disadvantage,
+that is precisely because it succeeds
+too well. It places the child-pauper above
+the child of the industrious. Narrow minds
+advocate the levelling of the two, by withdrawing
+the advantage from the former. Let
+us, however, hope that no effort will relax to
+bring out, in addition to Pauper Palaces,
+Educational Palaces for all classes and denominations.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Thus ended our visit to the “Pauper
+Palace.” As we issued from the iron gate
+into the open road we met a long line of the
+elder girls, accompanied by a master, returning
+from a walk which they had taken, after
+school hours and before supper, for the benefit
+of their health. The glad smile of recognition,
+and the cheerful salutation with which
+they greeted us as we bade them good evening,
+were a touch of that gentle nature which
+“makes the whole world kin.” It refreshed
+us like a parting blessing from well-known
+friends.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>HOW WE WENT HUNTING IN CANADA.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>After his disasters in New Ireland, our
+friend Blungle could not be prevailed upon
+to go fishing again.<a id='r1'></a><a href='#f1' class='c006'><sup>[1]</sup></a> The sport was conducted
+under circumstances which deprived it of all
+attraction to him. He could understand fishing
+in the Thames,—sitting all day in a
+comfortable arm-chair in a punt, moored off
+Ditton, with a stock of brandy and water
+and mild Havannahs. This was true sport;
+but digging holes in the ice to catch fish was
+neither sportsman-like nor exciting. Under
+the circumstances, he was not to be reasoned
+with; so we only laughed at him,—Perroque
+advising him, on his return to
+St. Pancras, to try his luck in a parlour fishbowl.
+This put him on his mettle,—and to
+show that he was ready to “rough it” with
+any man, he challenged us to go hunting
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_365'>365</span>with him. Perroque, who was as great an
+adept on snow-shoes as on skates, gave him
+no time to retract, and a hunt after Moose
+was at once determined upon.</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f1'>
+<p class='c005'><a href='#r1'>1</a>. See page 243.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>Our accoutrements consisted of snow-shoes
+(which, when slung over the shoulders, looked
+not unlike a pair of large wings), a rifle, an
+“Arkansas toothpick,” and a flask. We started
+without delay, and on the afternoon of the
+second day were once more in the township of
+Leeds, which we had fixed upon as the scene
+of our operations.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Archibald McQuaigh was an old Highlander
+who had emigrated from Strathtoddy, and
+who prided himself greatly on his ancestry,
+and on having been the man who “felled
+the first tree in Leeds,” in 1817; since which
+time the township had made marvellous
+strides in advancement and prosperity, and
+McQuaigh was fond of saying that the crash
+of the first victim to the axe was still ringing
+in his ears. He had pushed his way boldly
+into the woods, with nothing but an axe, a set
+of bagpipes, a peck of oatmeal, and a bottle of
+whiskey,—the last two being the remains of
+the stock of provisions which he had taken on
+board with him at Glasgow. With this scanty
+outfit he began the hardy life of a settler,—borrowing
+flour and pork from his neighbours,
+the nearest of whom was fifteen miles off,
+until the gathering of his first crop, when he
+became an independent man. Years, although
+not without a fight for it, had produced their
+effect even on McQuaigh. He had shrunk
+somewhat in all his proportions, but his skin
+and flesh looked like plastic horn, which
+seemed to bid defiance to decay. Blungle felt
+qualmish, when first presented to him, for he
+had still a very fiery look, calculated to affect
+the nervous,—his hair, which was becoming
+grey at the tips, now looking like so many
+red-hot wires elevated to a white heat at the
+points. His manly activity had not yet forsaken
+him, his frame being still well knit and
+compact, and there were few in the township
+who would even then venture to wrestle with
+him. He had been originally a deer-keeper
+to the Marquis of Glen-Fuddle, and his early
+vocation gave him a taste for the chase which
+never forsook him, and it was in the double
+capacity of an enthusiastic sportsman and a
+hospitable man, that we carried letters of
+introduction to him.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We were received with true Highland
+hospitality, after the old style. After dinner
+McQuaigh repeated half of “Ossian” in the
+original to us, giving us incidentally to understand
+that the poet belonged to a younger
+branch of his family. He spoke English as a
+convenience, but had great contempt for it as
+a language. Indeed, he used to call it, sneeringly,
+“a tongue,” and maintained that Gaelic
+was the only real language on earth.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The next morning at breakfast, McQuaigh
+announced that in five minutes after that meal
+was disposed of, we should be on our way for
+the part of the forest which was to be the scene
+of our operations. A Moose deer is a great
+prize, which is not often secured, and the appearance
+of one makes quite a noise in a neighbourhood.
+For some days back a rumour
+had been rife throughout the township that
+one had been seen at a point about three
+miles distant from McQuaigh’s residence;
+and it was only on the evening before our
+arrival, that that worthy had been himself
+informed by a man who had come from a
+neighbouring settlement that he had crossed
+its track on the way. This accounted for a
+somewhat high state of fever in which we
+found him on arrival; and our appearance
+gave him great relief, by furnishing him at
+once with an excuse for a hunt, and companions
+in his sport.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Having plentifully provided ourselves with
+creature comforts from McQuaigh’s larder
+and whiskey-cask, we started in a common
+farm sleigh, in which we had all to stand
+upright, for the point at which we were to
+push into the forest. McQuaigh had secured
+the attendance of a French Canadian named
+Jean Baptiste, who was a servant on an adjoining
+farm, and who was as expert a Moosehunter
+as any man in the province.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Having gained the summit of a steep hill,
+the gillie was sent back with the sleigh, and
+we prepared to diverge into the bush. The
+snow lay fully five feet deep around us; and
+before leaving the beaten track, our first care
+was to adjust our snow-shoes, which are indispensable
+to Canadian winter sport. Each
+shoe is about the size of a large kite, which
+it also resembles in shape. The outer frame
+is made of light cedar, bent and bound together
+by two slender bars, placed about
+equidistant from both ends. The thin
+spaces contained between the outer frame
+and the bars, are filled up with a network
+composed of a substance resembling
+cat-gut. The toe is attached to the snow-shoe
+close to the front bar, the heel being left
+at liberty: so that when it is raised in the
+act of dragging the foot forward, the snow-shoe
+is not raised with it, being dragged horizontally
+upon the surface. The object of the
+snow-shoe is to prevent the pedestrian from
+sinking in the soft snow, which it effects by
+giving him a far broader basis to rest upon
+than Nature has provided him. Thus accoutred,
+a man will pass rapidly, and in safety
+over the deepest deposits—having to take
+much longer strides than usual, in order that
+the snow-shoes may clear one another. The
+exercise is somewhat fatiguing, and requires
+some practice to be perfect in it. Blungle
+was not an adept, and before he had proceeded
+ten paces, he was prostrate on his
+face, and fully three feet beneath the surface.
+His plight in somewhat resembled
+that of the boy who had let the inflated
+bladders—with the aid of which he attempted
+to swim—slip down to his feet, which they
+elevated to the surface, keeping his head,
+however, under water. The only thing discernible
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_366'>366</span>for the moment, of our fellow-companion,
+was his snow-shoes, which were
+moving convulsively to and fro, near the
+surface. Encumbered by them, he would
+never have risen again but for our aid; and
+it was some time ere he succeeded in getting
+his mouth, ears, and nose, emptied of the
+snow; he was more cautious afterwards in
+the management of his feet, although his
+inexperience somewhat retarded our progress.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We were soon in the very depths of the
+forest, and lonely indeed are these Canadian
+woods in the dreary winter time. All under
+foot was enveloped in snow, from which as
+from a white sea, rose like so many colossal
+columns, the stately trunks of the trees,
+through the leafless boughs of which, as
+through an extended trellis-work, the blue
+sky was discernible over head. The undulations
+of the surface pleasantly diversified a
+scene which would otherwise have been monotonous;
+and we made our way merrily over
+hill and valley, but ever through the unbroken
+forest, in the deep dells of which we
+now and then crossed a streamlet, whose
+course had been arrested, and whose voice
+had been hushed for months by the relentless
+frost.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We had been thus occupied for about three
+hours, when we at length came upon the
+track of the game:—a deep furrow had been
+made in the snow; bespeaking the labour
+which the animal must have had in ploughing
+his way through it. We stopped; and
+McQuaigh, giving vent to a long expiration,
+half between a whistle and a sigh, exclaimed,
+wiping the perspiration from his horny features,
+“We have him as sure as a gun, if
+nobody else has got scent of him; and you
+see,” he added, pointing to the untrodden
+snow around, “there’s not the track of a
+living soul after him.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“But what chance have we?” I asked,
+“seeing that it must be more than two days
+at least since the Moose passed this spot?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Give a deer any reasonable start in the
+winter time,” replied McQuaigh, “and a man
+on his snow-shoes will run him down. We
+have only to follow his track, and depend on’t
+we’ll go over more ground than he will in a
+day.” So saying, he led off in the direction
+which our prey had evidently taken. Blungle
+did not like the possibility of being for a
+week on the track of one deer; but he put
+the best face on it, and laboured to keep up
+with us.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We had not gone far, ere, like the confluence
+of a small with a larger stream, we
+found the track of an ordinary deer converge
+upon that of the Moose. From the point of
+junction, the follower, as affording him an
+easier passage through the snow, had kept
+to the track of his more powerful leader.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Let’s hurry, and we’ll have the two of
+them,” said McQuaigh, and he doubled the
+length of his strides. Blungle groaned, but
+laboured on.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We thus pursued the now double track,
+until the shades of evening stole over the
+forest, and imparted a mysterious solemnity
+to the lonely solitudes, which we had invaded.
+After a hard day’s work, we looked out for
+a spot in which to rest for the night. We
+resolved to bivouac by a huge elm, whose
+hollow trunk rose without branch or twig to
+break its symmetry, for nearly sixty feet from
+the ground. We dug a hole in the snow, more
+than four feet deep, spreading our blankets
+on the bottom of it. On one side we were
+sheltered by the elm; on the other three by
+our snowy circumvallation. Our next care
+was to light a blazing fire, which we did in
+the hollow of the tree; after which we laid
+ourselves down to sleep, Jean Baptiste having
+orders to keep the first watch, and to awake
+any of us, whom he might find getting stiff.
+In five minutes Blungle was snoring as comfortably
+as if he were reposing on his own
+pillow in Bloomsbury.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I was about turning the corner of consciousness,
+when McQuaigh, who was stretched
+beside me, and who never seemed to shut
+more than one eye at a time, started suddenly
+to his feet, and seizing the axe which was
+resting against the tree, raised it to his
+shoulder, and stood intently watching the
+hollow in which the fire was burning. He
+was quite a picture, standing out, as he did,
+in fine relief from the surrounding darkness,
+as the crackling flames threw their ruddy
+glare on his brawny frame and furrowed visage.
+But his sudden movement indisposing me for
+the artistic mood, I was at once on my feet beside
+him, and it was not till then that I heard
+sounds proceed from the hollow trunk, which
+gave me some clue to what had so suddenly
+called him into action. I had but brief time
+for consideration, for, in a moment or two
+afterwards, down came a heavy body into the
+fire, scattering the faggots about in all directions.
+Blungle, who was still asleep, was
+aroused by one of the blazing embers grazing
+his nose, and on jumping up precipitated himself
+into the embrace of a shaggy bear, which
+was about to treat him to a fatal hug, when
+McQuaigh’s axe descended with terrific force
+upon its skull, which it cleft in twain. The
+slaughtered brute fell on its side carrying
+Blungle along with it, who, when he was
+removed, was nearly as insensible as the
+bear.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“There’s never two of them in a tree,”
+said McQuaigh, “so we may go to sleep now.”
+We did so, and I slept soundly for two or
+three hours, Jean Baptiste kept watch as
+before, employing himself, until his turn came
+for sleeping, in dressing the carcass of the
+bear, from which, in the morning, we were
+supplied with hot chops for breakfast. If we
+did not consider them unsavory, it was perhaps
+because our appetites were too good to
+be very discriminating. We could not persuade
+Blungle to touch them. He was possessed
+of an abstract idea that it was unchristian
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_367'>367</span>to eat a bear. At first he positively
+refused to accompany us any further, but on
+McQuaigh expressing a friendly hope that
+he would get safe out of the woods if he
+attempted to return alone, he made up his
+mind that the lesser of two evils was to stick
+to the party. He made a solemn vow, however,
+that should he ever live to see the
+Zoological Gardens again, he would carefully
+avoid even a glance at the bears.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>After breakfast, we resumed our course,
+keeping close to the track as on the preceding
+day. We had not gone far when, on
+descending a steep bank, we heard a rustling
+sound proceed from a thicket on the margin
+of a tolerably sized stream which lay across
+our path.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“It’s but the little one,” said McQuaigh,
+whose keen eye caught a momentary sight of
+a deer, which was immediately lost again to
+him in the thicket. “Make ready for action.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We were, of course, all excitement, and
+Blungle obeyed the injunction by deliberately
+levelling his rifle at Jean Baptiste, who was
+a little in advance of us, with a view to driving
+the deer from his hiding place. McQuaigh,
+observing this movement, with a sudden wave
+of his arm elevated the muzzle into the air,
+just as Blungle drew the trigger, and the ball
+went whistling through the trees, cutting off
+several twigs in its course.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“To take a man when there’s venison in
+the way,” said McQuaigh, who seemed to
+impute Blungle’s aim solely to a want of taste,
+“who ever heard of such a thing?” Blungle
+could not have been more frightened, had he
+pointed his rifle against himself, and, for
+some time afterwards, he apostrophised the
+adverse character of his fate, in terms not the
+most suited for delicate ears. The discharge
+of the rifle startled the deer, which bounded
+at once in full sight from the thicket. A ball
+from Perroque wounded him in the flank,
+McQuaigh’s trigger was drawn in an instant,
+but his piece missed fire, much to his annoyance,
+and as he said himself, “for the first
+time in its life.” I fired too—but to this day
+I have not the slightest idea what became of
+the ball—the wounded animal plunged wildly
+towards the stream, which he endeavoured to
+cross. But it was rapid at that particular
+point, and the ice which was but imperfectly
+formed gave way with him. He struggled
+hard to keep himself on the surface, until a
+ball from McQuaigh’s rifle took effect on his
+head, and he was at once dragged under by
+the impetuous current. A little further on,
+the stream plunged down several rocky ledges
+in foaming rapids, which bade defiance to the
+frost. We gained this point just in time to
+see the body of the deer emerge from beneath
+the ice; it was immediately afterwards carried
+over a cataract and precipitated amongst
+masses of ice, which rose from the chasm like
+a cluster of basaltic columns and inverted
+stalactites.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As it would have taken too much time to
+recover it, we left the mangled body of the
+deer in the icy crevice into which it had fallen,
+and ascending to a point above the rapids,
+crossed the river, where the ice was strong.
+We then recovered the track, which we
+followed for the rest of the day, passing
+several small settlements in the woods, all
+of which had been carefully avoided by the
+Moose. In the evening we bivouacked as
+before, but this time in the neighbourhood
+of a solid tree. Blungle struck it all round
+with the axe to assure himself that it was
+not hollow, and expressed his satisfaction
+that it rung sound. Next morning we
+plunged deeper and deeper into the forest
+wilds. About mid-day, Blungle, whose
+patience was well nigh exhausted, began to
+be seriously offended at the non-appearance
+of our prey, and confidentially hinted to
+Perroque and myself that wild goose rhymed
+to wild Moose. But, at that moment, Baptiste
+who was in advance, was observed to fling
+his arms into the air, and then to direct our
+attention to a point a little to the right of
+us, where we caught the first sight of the object
+of pursuit. The Moose was at some distance
+from us, buried to the belly in snow, and
+scraping the green bark from a young tree.
+Being too far off to fire with effect, we glided
+silently towards him over the snow, concealing
+ourselves as much as possible by going from
+tree to tree. He was a full-grown animal,
+and, for some time, was not aware of our
+approach; but, as we came within doubtful
+shot of him, he looked anxiously around, exhibiting
+symptoms of agitation and alarm.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Bang at him,” said McQuaigh, “or we
+may lose our chance.” He had scarcely
+uttered the words, when our four rifles were
+simultaneously discharged. The Moose gave
+a tremendous bound and plunged through the
+snow, endeavouring to escape us. We made
+after him at once, reloading our rifles as we
+proceeded. When we came up to the spot
+occupied by him, it was evident that he had
+been seriously wounded, from the extent to
+which the snow was stained with blood.
+We soon observed that his efforts to escape
+became fainter and fainter, and, as he was
+staggering and about to fall, a ball from
+McQuaigh’s rifle took effect in his heart,
+and he sank in the snow.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The Moose deer’s nose is considered a great
+dainty by both civilised man and savage.
+Blungle, although well provided in that facial
+department himself, was almost petrified at
+its size. “It looked,” he said, “as if the animal
+carried a small carpet-bag in front in which
+to keep his provender.” Having cut the nose
+off, we confided it to the care of Jean Baptiste.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Look out for blazes,” said McQuaigh, as
+we prepared to return.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Why, what’s the matter?” asked Blungle,
+raising his rifle to his shoulder as if he expected
+an attack from another bear. But
+there was nothing the matter, “blazes” being
+the term applied to the marks left by the
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_368'>368</span>surveyors on certain trees, to denote the lines
+of the different townships, as they are cleared
+from the woods. By means of these marks
+the woodsman can readily direct himself
+to a settlement—to find which was now
+McQuaigh’s object. Dragging the body of
+the deer after us, we proceeded for about two
+hours guided by the blazes, and, at last,
+came to a small settlement, where we procured
+a couple of sleighs, one for Jean Baptiste
+and the slaughtered Moose, and the
+other for ourselves. At a late hour of the
+night we gained McQuaigh’s residence, considerably
+fatigued after our exertions.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We spent two days more with our eccentric
+but warm-hearted host, after which he let us
+depart reluctantly. We reached Quebec on
+the following day, and soon regaled a party
+of friends on our valuable trophy, the Moose
+deer’s nose.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THE MODERN SCIENCE OF THIEF-TAKING.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>If thieving be an Art (and who denies that
+its more subtle and delicate branches deserve
+to be ranked as one of the Fine Arts?), thief-taking
+is a Science. All the thief’s ingenuity;
+all his knowledge of human nature; all his
+courage; all his coolness; all his imperturbable
+powers of face; all his nice discrimination
+in reading the countenances of other people;
+all his manual and digital dexterity; all his
+fertility in expedients, and promptitude in
+acting upon them; all his Protean cleverness
+of disguise and capability of counterfeiting
+every sort and condition of distress; together
+with a great deal more patience, and the additional
+qualification, integrity, are demanded
+for the higher branches of thief-taking.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>If an urchin picks your pocket, or a bungling
+“artist” steals your watch so that you find it
+out in an instant, it is easy enough for any
+private in any of the seventeen divisions of
+London Police to obey your panting demand
+to “Stop thief!” But the tricks and contrivances
+of those who wheedle money out of
+your pocket rather than steal it; who cheat
+you with your eyes open; who clear every
+vestige of plate out of your pantry while your
+servant is on the stairs; who set up imposing
+warehouses, and ease respectable firms of large
+parcels of goods; who steal the acceptances of
+needy or dissipated young men;—for the detection
+and punishment of such impostors a
+superior order of police is requisite.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>To each division of the Force is attached
+two officers, who are denominated “detectives.”
+The staff, or head-quarters, consists
+of six sergeants and two inspectors. Thus the
+Detective Police, of which we hear so much,
+consists of only forty-two individuals, whose
+duty it is to wear no uniform, and to perform
+the most difficult operations of their craft.
+They have not only to counteract the machinations
+of every sort of rascal whose only means
+of existence is avowed rascality, but to clear
+up family mysteries, the investigation of which
+demands the utmost delicacy and tact.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>One instance will show the difference between
+a regular and a detective policeman.
+Your wife discovers on retiring for the night,
+that her toilette has been plundered; her
+drawers are void; except the ornaments she
+now wears, her beauty is as unadorned as
+that of a quakeress: not a thing is left; all
+the fond tokens you gave her when her prenuptial
+lover, are gone; your own miniature,
+with its setting of gold and brilliants;
+her late mother’s diamonds; the bracelets
+“dear papa” presented on her last birth-day;
+the top of every bottle in the dressing-case
+brought from Paris by Uncle John, at the
+risk of his life, in February 1848, are off—but
+the glasses remain. Every valuable is swept
+away with the most discriminating villainy;
+for no other thing in the chamber has been
+touched; not a chair has been moved; the
+costly pendule on the chimney-piece still
+ticks; the entire apartment is as neat and
+trim as when it had received the last finishing
+sweep of the housemaid’s duster. The entire
+establishment runs frantically up stairs and
+down stairs; and finally congregates in my
+Lady’s Chamber. Nobody knows anything
+whatever about it; yet everybody offers a
+suggestion, although they have not an idea
+“who ever did it.” The housemaid bursts
+into tears; the cook declares she thinks she
+is going into hysterics; and at last you
+suggest sending for the Police; which is taken
+as a suspicion of, and insult on the whole
+assembled household, and they descend into
+the lower regions of the house in the sulks.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>X 49 arrives. His face betrays sheepishness,
+combined with mystery. He turns his
+bull’s-eye into every corner, and upon every
+countenance (including that of the cat), on
+the premises. He examines all the locks, bolts,
+and bars, bestowing extra diligence on those
+which enclosed the stolen treasures. These he
+declares have been “Wiolated;” by which he
+means that there has been more than one
+“Rape of the Lock.” He then mentions about
+the non-disturbance of other valuables; takes
+you solemnly aside, darkens his lantern, and
+asks if you suspect any of your servants, in
+a mysterious whisper, which implies that
+<i>he</i> does. He then examines the upper bedrooms,
+and in that of the female servants he
+discovers the least valuable of the rings, and
+a cast-off silver toothpick between the mattresses.
+You have every confidence in your
+maids; but what <i>can</i> you think? You suggest
+their safe custody; but your wife intercedes,
+and the policeman would prefer speaking
+to his inspector before he locks anybody
+up.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Had the whole matter remained in the
+hands of X 49, it is possible that your troubles
+would have lasted you till now. A train of
+legal proceedings—actions for defamation of
+character and suits for damages—would have
+followed, which would have cost more than
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_369'>369</span>the value of the jewels, and the entire execration
+of all your neighbours and every
+private friend of your domestics. But, happily,
+the Inspector promptly sends a plain, earnest-looking
+man, who announces himself as one
+of the two Detectives of the X division. He
+settles the whole matter in ten minutes.
+His examination is ended in five. As a connoisseur
+can determine the painter of a
+picture at the first glance, or a wine-taster
+the precise vintage of a sherry by the merest
+sip; so the Detective at once pounces upon
+the authors of the work of art under consideration,
+by the style of performance; if not
+upon the precise executant, upon the “school”
+to which he belongs. Having finished the
+toilette branch of the inquiry, he takes a
+short view of the parapet of your house, and
+makes an equally cursory investigation of the
+attic window fastenings. His mind is made
+up, and most likely he will address you in
+these words:—</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“All right, Sir. This is done by one of
+‘The Dancing School!’”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Good Heavens!” exclaims your plundered
+partner. “Impossible, why <i>our</i> children
+go to Monsieur Pettitoes, of No. 81, and I
+assure you he is a highly respectable professor.
+As to his pupils, I—”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The Detective smiles and interrupts.
+“Dancers,” he tells her, “is a name given
+to the sort of burglar by whom she had been
+robbed; and every branch of the thieving profession
+is divided into gangs, which are termed
+‘Schools.’ From No. 82 to the end of the
+street the houses are unfinished. The thief
+made his way to the top of one of these, and
+crawled to your garret—”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“But we are forty houses distant, and why
+did he not favour one of my neighbours with
+his visit?” you ask.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Either their uppermost stories are not so
+practicable, or the ladies have not such
+valuable jewels.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“But how do they know that?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“By watching and inquiry. This affair
+may have been in action for more than a
+month. Your house has been watched; your
+habits ascertained; they have found out when
+you dine—how long you remain in the dining-room.
+A day is selected; while you are
+busy dining, and your servants busy waiting
+on you, the thing is done. Previously, many
+journeys have been made over the roofs, to
+find out the best means of entering your
+house. The attic is chosen; the robber gets
+in, and creeps noiselessly, or ‘dances’ into the
+place to be robbed.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Is there <i>any</i> chance of recovering our
+property?” you ask anxiously, seeing the
+whole matter at a glance.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I hope so. I have sent some brother
+officers to watch the Fences’ houses.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Fences?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Fences,” explains the Detective, in reply
+to your innocent wife’s inquiry, “are purchasers
+of stolen goods. Your jewels will
+be forced out of their settings, and the gold
+melted.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The lady tries, ineffectually, to suppress a
+slight scream.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“We shall see, if, at this unusual hour of
+the night, there is any bustle in or near any
+of these places; if any smoke is coming out of
+any one of their furnaces, where the melting
+takes place. <i>I</i> shall go and seek out the
+precise ‘garretter’—that’s another name
+these plunderers give themselves—whom I
+suspect. By his trying to ‘sell’ your domestics
+by placing the ring and toothpick in their
+bed, I think I know the man. It is just in his
+style.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The next morning, you find all these suppositions
+verified. The Detective calls, and
+obliges you at breakfast—after a sleepless
+night—with a complete list of the stolen
+articles, and produces some of them for
+identification. In three months, your wife
+gets nearly every article back; her damsels’
+innocence is fully established; and the thief
+is taken from his “school” to spend a long
+holiday in a penal colony.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>This is a mere common-place transaction,
+compared with the achievements of the staff
+of the little army of Detective policemen at
+head-quarters. Sometimes they are called
+upon to investigate robberies; so executed,
+that no human ingenuity appears to ordinary
+observers capable of finding the thief.
+He leaves not a trail or a trace. Every clue
+seems cut off; but the experience of a Detective
+guides him into tracks quite invisible
+to other eyes. Not long since, a trunk was
+rifled at a fashionable hotel. The theft was
+so managed, that no suspicion could rest on
+any one. The Detective sergeant who had
+been sent for, fairly owned, after making a
+minute examination of the case, that he could
+afford no hope of elucidating the mystery.
+As he was leaving the bed-room, however, in
+which the plundered portmanteau stood, he
+picked up an ordinary shirt-button from the
+carpet. He silently compared it with those
+on the shirts in the trunk. It did not match
+them. He said nothing, but hung about the
+hotel for the rest of the day. Had he been
+narrowly watched, he would have been set
+down for an eccentric critic of linen. He was
+looking out for a shirt-front or wristband
+without a button. His search was long and
+patient; but at length it was rewarded. One
+of the inmates of the house showed a deficiency
+in his dress, which no one but a Detective
+would have noticed. He looked as
+narrowly as he dared at the pattern of the
+remaining fasteners. It corresponded with
+that of the little tell-tale he had picked
+up. He went deeper into the subject, got a
+trace of some of the stolen property, ascertained
+a connexion between it and the suspected
+person, confronted him with the owner
+of the trunk, and finally succeeded in convicting
+him of the theft.—At another hotel-robbery,
+the blade of a knife, broken in the lock of a
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_370'>370</span>portmanteau, formed the clue. The Detective
+employed in that case was for some time indefatigable
+in seeking out knives with broken
+blades. At length he found one belonging to
+an under-waiter, who proved to have been the
+thief.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The swell mob—the London branch of
+which is said to consist of from one hundred
+and fifty to two hundred members—demand
+the greatest amount of vigilance to detect.
+They hold the first place in the “profession.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Their cleverness consists in evading the
+law; the most expert are seldom taken. One
+“swell,” named Mo. Clark, had an iniquitous
+career of a quarter of a century, and never
+was captured during that time. He died a
+“prosperous gentleman” at Boulogne, whither
+he had retired to live on his “savings,” which
+he had invested in house property. An old
+hand named White lived unharmed to the
+age of eighty; but he had not been prudent,
+and existed on the contributions of the “mob,”
+till his old acquaintances were taken away,
+either by transportation or death, and the
+new race did not recognise his claims to their
+bounty. Hence he died in a workhouse.
+The average run of liberty which one of this
+class counts upon is four years.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The gains of some of the swell mob are
+great. They can always command capital
+to execute any especial scheme. Their
+travelling expenses are large; for their
+harvests are great public occasions, whether
+in town or country. As an example of their
+profits, the exploits of four of them at the
+Liverpool Cattle Show some seven years ago,
+may be mentioned. The London Detective
+Police did not attend, but one of them waylaid
+the rogues at the Euston Station. After an attendance
+of four days, the gentlemen he was
+looking for appeared, handsomely attired, the
+occupants of first-class carriages. The Detective,
+in the quietest manner possible, stopped
+their luggage; they entreated him to treat
+them like “gentlemen.” He did so, and took
+them into a private room, where they were so
+good as to offer him fifty pounds to let them go.
+He declined, and over-hauled their booty; it
+consisted of several gold pins, watches, (some
+of great value,) chains and rings, silver snuffboxes,
+and bank-notes of the value of one
+hundred pounds! Eventually, however, as
+owners could not be found for some of the
+property, and some others would not prosecute,
+they escaped with a light punishment.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In order to counteract the plans of the
+swell mob, two of the sergeants of the Detective
+Police make it their business to know
+every one of them personally. The consequence
+is, that the appearance of either
+of these officers upon any scene of operations
+is a bar to anything or anybody being “done.”
+This is an excellent characteristic of the
+Detectives, for they thus become as well a Preventive
+Police. We will give an illustration:—</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>You are at the Oxford commemoration.
+As you descend the broad stairs of the Roebuck
+to dine, you overtake on the landing a
+gentleman of foreign aspect and elegant attire.
+The variegated pattern of his vest, the jetty
+gloss of his boots, and the exceeding whiteness
+of his gloves—one of which he crushes in his
+somewhat delicate hand—convince you that he
+is going to the grand ball, to be given that
+evening at Merton. The glance he gives you
+while passing, is sharp, but comprehensive;
+and if his eye does rest upon any one part of
+your person and its accessories more than
+another, it is upon the gold watch which you
+have just taken out to see if dinner be “due.”
+As you step aside to make room for him, he
+acknowledges the courtesy with “Par-r-r-don,”
+in the richest Parisian <i>gros parle</i>, and a smile
+so full of intelligence and courtesy, that you
+hope he speaks English, for you set him down
+as an agreeable fellow, and mentally determine
+that if he dines in the Coffee-room, you will
+make his acquaintance.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>On the mat at the stair-foot there stands a
+man. A plain, honest-looking fellow, with
+nothing formidable in his appearance, or
+dreadful in his countenance; but the effect
+his apparition takes on your friend in perspective,
+is remarkable. The poor little fellow
+raises himself on his toes, as if he had been
+suddenly overbalanced by a bullet; his cheek
+pales, and his lip quivers, as he endeavours
+ineffectually to suppress the word “<i>coquin!</i>”
+He knows it is too late to turn back (he evidently
+would, if he could), for the man’s eye
+is upon him. There is no help for it, and he
+speaks first; but in a whisper. He takes the
+new comer aside, and all you can overhear is
+spoken by the latter, who says he insists on
+Monsieur withdrawing his “School” by the
+seven o’clock train.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>You imagine him to be some poor wretch
+of a schoolmaster in difficulties; captured,
+alas, by a bailiff. They leave the inn together,
+perhaps for a sponging house. So acute is
+your pity, that you think of rushing after
+them, and offering bail. You are, however,
+very hungry, and, at this moment, the waiter
+announces that dinner is on table.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In the opposite box there are covers for
+four, but only three convives. They seem
+quiet men—not gentlemen, decidedly, but well
+enough behaved.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What has become of Monsieur?” asks
+one. None of them can divine.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Shall we wait any longer for him?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Oh, no—Waiter—Dinner!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>By their manner, you imagine that the style
+of the Roebuck is a “cut above them.” They
+have not been much used to plate. The
+silver forks are so curiously heavy, that one
+of the guests, in a dallying sort of way,
+balances a prong across his fingers, while the
+chasing of the castors engages the attention
+of a second. This is all done while they
+talk. When the fish is brought, the third
+casts a careless glance or two at the dish
+cover, and when the waiter has gone for
+the sauce, he taps it with his nails, and says
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_371'>371</span>enquiringly to his friend across the table,
+“Silver?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The other shakes his head, and intimates a
+hint that it is <i>only</i> plated. The waiter brings
+the cold punch, and the party begin to enjoy
+themselves. They do not drink much, but
+they mix their drinks rather injudiciously.
+They take sherry upon cold punch, and
+champagne upon that, dashing in a little port
+and bottled stout between. They are getting
+merry, not to say jolly, but not at all inebriated.
+The amateur of silver dish-covers
+has told a capital story, and his friends are
+revelling in the heartiest of laughs, when an
+apparition appears at the end of the table.
+You never saw such a change as his presence
+causes, when he places his knuckles on the
+edge of the table and looks at the diners
+<i>seriatim</i>; the courtiers of the sleeping beauty
+suddenly struck somniferous were nothing to
+this change. As if by magic, the loud laugh
+is turned to silent consternation. You now,
+most impressively, understand the meaning of
+the term “dumbfoundered.” The mysterious
+stranger makes some enquiry about “any
+cash?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The answer is “Plenty.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“All square with the landlord, then?” asks
+the same inflexible voice as—to my astonishment—that
+which put the Frenchman to the
+torture.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“To a penny,” the reply.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“<i>Quite</i> square?” continues the querist,
+taking with his busy eye a rapid inventory of
+the plate.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“S’ help me——”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Hush!” interrupts the dinner spoiler,
+holding up his hand in a cautionary manner.
+“Have you done anything to-day?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Not a thing.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Then there is some more in a low tone;
+but you again distinguish the word “school,”
+and “seven o’clock train.” They are too
+old to be the Frenchman’s pupils; perhaps
+they are his assistants. Surely they are not
+all the victims of the same <i>capias</i> and the
+same officer!</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>By this time the landlord, looking very
+nervous, arrives with his bill: then comes the
+head waiter, who clears the table; carefully
+counting the forks. The reckoning is paid,
+and the trio steal out of the room with the
+man of mystery behind them,—like sheep
+driven to the shambles.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>You follow to the Railway station, and there
+you see the Frenchman, who complains bitterly
+of being “sold for noting” by his enemy. The
+other three utter a confirmative groan. In
+spite of the evident omnipotence of their persevering
+follower, your curiosity impels you
+to address him. You take a turn on the platform
+together, and he explains the whole
+mystery. “The fact is,” he begins, “I am
+Sergeant Witchem, of the Detective police.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“And your four victims are?”—</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Members of a crack school of swell mobsmen.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What do you mean by ‘school?’”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Gang. There is a variety of gangs—that
+is to say, of men who ‘work’ together, who
+play into one another’s hands. These gentlemen
+hold the first rank, both for skill and
+enterprise, and had they been allowed to
+remain would have brought back a considerable
+booty. Their chief is the Frenchman.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Why do they obey your orders so
+passively?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Because they are sure that if I were to take
+them into custody, which I could do, knowing
+what they are, and present them before a magistrate,
+they would all be committed to prison
+for a month, as rogues and vagabonds.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“They prefer then to have lost no inconsiderable
+capital in dress and dinner, to being
+laid up in jail.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Exactly so.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The bell rings, and all five go off into the
+same carriage to London.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>This is a circumstance that actually occurred;
+and a similar one happened when
+the Queen went to Dublin. The mere appearance
+of one of the Detective officers before
+a “school” which had transported itself in
+the Royal train, spoilt their speculation; for
+they all found it more advantageous to return
+to England in the same steamer with the
+officer, than to remain with the certainty of
+being put in prison for fourteen or twenty-eight
+days as rogues and vagabonds.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>So thoroughly well acquainted with these
+men are the Detective officers we speak of,
+that they frequently tell what they have been
+about by the expression of their eyes and
+their general manner. This process is aptly
+termed “reckoning them up.” Some days ago,
+two skilful officers, whose personal acquaintance
+with the swell mob is complete, were
+walking along the Strand on other business,
+when they saw two of the best dressed and best
+mannered of the gang enter a jeweller’s shop.
+They waited till they came out, and, on scrutinising
+them, were convinced, by a certain
+conscious look which they betrayed, that they
+had stolen something. They followed them,
+and in a few minutes something was passed
+from one to the other. The officers were convinced,
+challenged them with the theft, and
+succeeded in eventually convicting them of
+stealing two gold eye-glasses, and several
+jewelled rings. “The eye,” said our informant,
+“is the great detector. We can tell in a crowd
+what a swell-mobsman is about by the expression
+of his eye.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It is supposed that the number of persons
+who make a trade of thieving in London is
+not more than six thousand; of these, nearly
+two hundred are first-class thieves or swell
+mobsmen; six hundred “macemen,” and trade
+swindlers, bill-swindlers, dog-stealers, &#38;c.;
+About forty burglars, “dancers,” “garretteers,”
+and other adepts with the skeleton-keys.
+The rest are pickpockets, “gonophs—” mostly
+young thieves who sneak into areas, and rob
+tills—and other pilferers.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'><span class='pageno' id='Page_372'>372</span>To detect and circumvent this fraternity,
+is the science of thief-taking. Here, it is,
+however, impossible to give even an imperfect
+notion of the high amount of skill, intelligence,
+and knowledge, concentrated in the
+character of a clever Detective Policeman.
+We shall therefore furnish the sketch in
+another paper.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THE BALLAD <span class='fss'>OF</span> RICHARD BURNELL.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c007'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>From his bed rose Richard Burnell</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>At the early dawn of day,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Ere the bells of London City</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Welcomed in the morn of May.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Early on that bright May morning</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Rose the young man from his bed,</div>
+ <div class='line'>He, the happiest man in London,—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And blithely to himself he said:</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“‘When the men and maids are dancing,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And the folk are mad with glee,</div>
+ <div class='line'>In the Temple’s shady gardens</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Let me walk and talk with thee!’</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Thus my Alice spake last even,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thus with trembling lips she spake,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And those blissful words have kept me</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Through the live-long night awake.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“’Tis a joy beyond expression,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>When we first, in truth, perceive</div>
+ <div class='line'>That the love we long have cherished</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Will not our fond hearts deceive!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Never dared I to confess it,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Deeds of homage spoke instead;</div>
+ <div class='line'>True love is its own revealer,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>She must know it! oft, I said.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“All my words, and all my actions,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But one meaning could impart;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Love can love’s least sign interpret,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And she reads my inmost heart.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“And her good, old merchant father,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>—Father he has been to me—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Saw the love growing up between us,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Saw—and was well-pleased to see.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Seven years I truly served him,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Now my time is at an end—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Master is he now no longer,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Father will be—has been friend.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“I was left betimes an orphan,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Heir unto great merchant-wealth,</div>
+ <div class='line'>But the iron rule of kinsfolk</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Dimmed my youth, and sapped my health.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Death had been my early portion</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Had not my good guardian come;</div>
+ <div class='line'>He, the father of my Alice,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And conveyed me to his home.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Here began a new existence,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>—Then how new the love of friends!</div>
+ <div class='line'>And for all the child’s afflictions,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Each one strove to make amends.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Late my spring-time came, but quickly</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Youth’s rejoicing currents run,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And my inner life unfolded</div>
+ <div class='line in1'>Like a flower before the sun.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Hopes, and aims, and aspirations,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Grew within the growing boy;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Life had new interpretation;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Manhood brought increase of joy.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“In and over all was Alice,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Life-infusing, like the spring;</div>
+ <div class='line'>My soul’s soul! even joy without her</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Was a poor and barren thing!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“And she spoke last eve at parting,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>‘When the folk are mad with glee,</div>
+ <div class='line'>In the Temple’s pleasant gardens</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Let me walk and talk with thee!’</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“As she spoke, her sweet voice trembled—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Love such tender tones can teach!</div>
+ <div class='line'>And those words have kept me waking,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And the manner of her speech!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“For such manner has deep meaning,”</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Said young Burnell, blithe and gay;—</div>
+ <div class='line'>And the bells of London City</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Pealed a welcome to the May.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>       ·       ·       ·       ·       ·</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Whilst the folk were mad with pleasure,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>’Neath the elm-tree’s vernal shade,</div>
+ <div class='line'>In the Temple’s quiet gardens</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Walked the young man and the maid.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>On his arm her hand was resting,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And her eyes were on the ground;</div>
+ <div class='line'>She was speaking, he was silent;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Not a word his tongue had found.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Friend beloved,” she thus addressed him,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>“I have faith, and hope in thee!</div>
+ <div class='line'>Thou canst do what no one else can—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thou canst be a friend to me!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Richard, we have lived together</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>All these years of happy youth;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Have, as sister and as brother,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Lived in confidence and truth.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Thou from me hast hid no feelings,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thy whole heart to me is known;</div>
+ <div class='line'>I—I only have kept from thee</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>One dear, little thought alone.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Have I wronged thee in so doing,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Then forgive me! but give ear,</div>
+ <div class='line'>’Tis to bare my heart before thee</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>That I now am with thee here.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Well thou know’st my father loves thee;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>’Tis his wish that we should wed,—</div>
+ <div class='line'>I shame not to speak thus frankly—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Wish, or <i>will</i> more justly said.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“But this cannot be, my brother,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Cannot be—’twere nature’s wrong!—</div>
+ <div class='line'>I have said so to my father,—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But thou know’st his will is strong.”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Not a word spake Richard Burnell;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Not a word came to his lips;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Like one tranced he stood and listened;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Life to him was in eclipse.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>In a lower tone she murmured,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Murmured like a brooding dove,</div>
+ <div class='line'>“Know thou,—Leonard Woodvil loves me,—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And—that he has won my love.”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>—Came a pause. The words she uttered</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Seemed to turn him into stone,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Pale he stood and mute beside her,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And with blushes she went on.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_373'>373</span>“This is known unto my father;—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Leonard is well known to thee,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Thou hast praised him, praised him often—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Oh, how dear such praise to me!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“But my father, stern and stedfast,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Will not list to Leonard’s prayer;—</div>
+ <div class='line'>And ’tis only thou canst move him,—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Only thou so much canst dare.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Tell my father firmly, freely,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>That we only love each other—</div>
+ <div class='line'>’Tis the truth, thou know’st it, Richard,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>As a sister and a brother!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Tell my father, if we wedded,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thou and I, it would be guilt!—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Thus it is that thou canst aid us,—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And thou wilt—I know thou wilt!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Yes, ’tis thus that thou must aid us,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And thou wilt!—I say no more!—</div>
+ <div class='line'>We’ve been friends, but this will make us</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Better friends than heretofore!”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Yet some moments he was silent;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>His good heart was well nigh broke;</div>
+ <div class='line'>She was blinded to his anguish;—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And “I will!” at length he spoke.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>       ·       ·       ·       ·       ·</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>They were wedded. ’Twas a wedding</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>That had far and nigh renown,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And from morning until even</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Rang the bells of London town.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Time went on: the good, old merchant</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Wore a cloud upon his brow:</div>
+ <div class='line'>“Wherefore this?” his friends addressed him,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>“No man should be blithe as thou!”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“In my old age I am lonely,”</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Said the merchant; “she is gone;—</div>
+ <div class='line'>And young Burnell, he I nurtured,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He who was to me a son;</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“He has left me!—I’m deserted—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>E’en an old man feels such woe!</div>
+ <div class='line'>’Twas but natural <i>she</i> should marry,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But <i>he</i> should not have served me so?</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“’Twas not that which I expected!—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He was very dear to me,—</div>
+ <div class='line'>And I thought no London merchant</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Would have stood as high as he!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“He grew very strange and moody,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>What the cause I cannot say;—</div>
+ <div class='line'>And he left me when my daughter,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>My poor Alice went away!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“This I felt a sore unkindness;—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Youth thinks little, feels still less!—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Burnell should have stayed beside me,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Stayed to cheer my loneliness!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“I had been a father to him,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He to me was like a son;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Young folks should have more reflection,—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>’Twas what <i>I</i> could not have done!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“True, he writes me duteous letters;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Calls me father, tells me all</div>
+ <div class='line'>That in foreign parts are doing:—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But young people write so small,</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“That I’m often forced to leave them,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Pleasant letters though they be,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Until Alice comes from Richmond,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Then she reads them out to me.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Alice fain would have me with her;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Leonard well deserves my praise—</div>
+ <div class='line'>But he’s not my Richard Burnell,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Knows not my old wants and ways!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“No, my friends, I’ll not deny it,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>It has cut me to the heart,</div>
+ <div class='line'>That the son of my adoption</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thus has played a cruel part!”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>So the merchant mourned and murmured;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And all foreign charms unheeding,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Dwelt the lonely Richard Burnell,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>With his bruiséd heart still bleeding.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>       ·       ·       ·       ·       ·</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Time went on, and in the spring-tide,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>When the birds begun to build,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And the heart of all creation</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>With a vast delight was filled.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Came a letter unto Alice—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Then a babe lay on her breast—</div>
+ <div class='line'>’Twas the first which Richard Burnell</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Unto Alice had addressed.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Few the words which it contained,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But each word was like a sigh;</div>
+ <div class='line'>“I am sick and very lonely;—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Let me see thee ere I die!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“In this time of tribulation</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thou wilt be a friend to me:</div>
+ <div class='line'>Therefore in the Temple Gardens</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Let me once more speak with thee.”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Once more in the Temple Gardens</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Sat they ’neath the bright blue sky,</div>
+ <div class='line'>With the leafage thick around them,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And the river rolling by.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Pale and weak was Richard Burnell,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Gone all merely outward grace,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Yet the stamp of meek endurance</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Gave sad beauty to his face.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Silent by his side sat Alice,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Now no word her tongue could speak,</div>
+ <div class='line'>All her soul was steeped in pity,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And large tears were on her cheek.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Burnell spake; “Within these Gardens</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thy commands on me were laid,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And although my heart was breaking</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Yet were those commands obeyed.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“What I suffered no one knoweth,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Nor shall know, I proudly said,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And, when grew the grief too mighty,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Then—there was no help—I fled.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Yes, I loved thee, long had loved thee,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And alone the God above,</div>
+ <div class='line'>He, who at that time sustained me,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Knows the measure of my love!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Do not let these words displease thee;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Life’s sore battle will soon cease;</div>
+ <div class='line'>I have fallen amid the conflict,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But within my soul is peace.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“It has been a fiery trial,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But the fiercest pang is past;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Once more I am come amongst you—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Oh, stand by me at the last!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Leonard will at times come to me,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And thy father, I will try</div>
+ <div class='line'>To be cheerful in his presence,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>As I was in days gone by.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_374'>374</span>“Bitter had it been to leave him,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But in all my heart’s distress,</div>
+ <div class='line'>The great anguish which consumed me,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Seemed to swallow up the less.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Let me go! my soul is wearied,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>No fond heart of me has need,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Life has no more duties for me;—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>I am but a broken reed!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Let me go, ere courage faileth,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Gazing, gazing thus on thee!—</div>
+ <div class='line'>But in life’s last awful moment,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Alice! thou wilt stand by me!”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>From her seat rose Alice Woodvil,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And in stedfast tones began,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Like a strong yet mourning angel,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>To address the dying man.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Not in death alone, my brother,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Would I aid thee in the strife,</div>
+ <div class='line'>I would fain be thy sustainer,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>In the fiercer fight of life.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“With the help of God, thy spirit</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Shall not sink an easy prey.</div>
+ <div class='line'>Oh, my friend, prayer is a weapon</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Which can turn whole hosts away!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“God will aid thee! We will hold thee</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>By our love!—thou shalt not go!—</div>
+ <div class='line'>And from out thy wounded spirit,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>We will pluck the thorns of woe.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Say not life has no more duties</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Which can claim thee! where are then,</div>
+ <div class='line'>All the sinners; the neglected;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>All the weeping sons of men?</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Ah, my friend, hast thou forgotten</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>All our dreams of early days?</div>
+ <div class='line'>How we would instruct poor children,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>How we would the fallen raise!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“God has not to me permitted,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Such great work of human love,</div>
+ <div class='line'>He has marked me out a lower</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Path of duty where to move.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“But to thee, His chosen servant,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Is this higher lot allowed;</div>
+ <div class='line'>He has brought thee through deep waters,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Through the furnace, through the cloud;</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“He has made of thee, a mourner</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Like the Christ, that thou may’st rise,</div>
+ <div class='line'>To a purer height of glory,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Through the pangs of sacrifice!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“’Tis alone of his appointing,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>That thy feet on thorns have trod;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Suffering, woe, renunciation,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Only bring us nearer God.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“And when nearest Him then largest</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>The enfranchised heart’s embrace:—</div>
+ <div class='line'>It was Christ, the man rejected,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Who redeemed the human race.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Say not then thou hast no duties;—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Friendless outcasts on thee call,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And the sick and the afflicted,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And the children, more than all.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Oh, my friend, rise up and follow,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Where the hand of God shall lead;</div>
+ <div class='line'>He has brought thee through affliction,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>But to fit thee for his need!”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>—Thus she spoke, and as from midnight,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Springs the opal-tinted morn,</div>
+ <div class='line'>So, within his dreary spirit,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>A new day of life was born.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Strength sublime may rise from weakness,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Groans be turned to songs of praise,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Nor are life’s divinest labours,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Only told by length of days.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Young he died: but deeds of mercy,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Beautified his life’s short span,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And he left his worldly substance,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>To complete what he began.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>A FEW FACTS ABOUT MATRIMONY.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>Modern science is invading all the old
+realms of whims and fancies, charms and
+witchcrafts, prejudices and superstitions. No
+kind of ignorance seems sacred from attack.
+The wise men of our generation are evidently
+bent beyond recall on finding out all things
+that may by possibility be discoverable, no
+matter what pains the search may impose.
+Not content with making lightning run messages,
+chemistry polish boots, and steam
+deliver parcels and passengers, the <i>savants</i> are
+superseding the astrologers of old days, and
+the gipsies and wise women of modern ones,
+by finding out and revealing the hitherto
+hidden laws which rule that charming mystery
+of mysteries—that lode star of young maidens
+and gay bachelors—matrimony.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In our fourteenth number we gave a description
+of the facts made out by the returns
+of the Registrar-General on the subject of
+life and death in London and the Country.
+The office of that official has some other
+duties, however, beyond that of chronicling
+the business of mortality and birth in this
+land of ours. There is a third great heading
+in his tables, under which there are long lists
+of serious looking figures, and they tell, not
+in units, or in <i>fews</i>, like the back page of a
+newspaper, but in tens of thousands, how
+many marriages take place in England. And
+besides the mere number of these interesting
+events, these figures reveal what are found to
+be the laws regulating their frequency and
+other circumstances connected with them,
+such as how many couples are joined by the
+costly and unusual mode of special license;
+how many by ordinary license; how many
+(and they are the great majority) by the old
+English fashion of “out-asking” by banns;
+how many by the new systems introduced for
+the union of various classes of dissenters, at
+Registrars’ offices, in registered places of worship;
+how many between Quakers and between
+Jews; and, beyond all these particulars,
+how many young folks, hot of heart and full
+of courage, take the awful plunge into matrimony
+whilst “not of full age;” how many
+men reject the advice of Sir Roger de Coverley,
+and marry widows; and how many widows,
+like the wife of Bath, love matrimony so well
+that when once released from its bonds they
+tie themselves up in them again. The history
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_375'>375</span>of this registration of marriages is soon told.
+This plan of recording the matrimonial engagements
+of the country commenced in 1745,
+when the marriage act came into operation.
+Before that date marriages were performed
+clandestinely, and by such extraordinary
+persons that any correct record of their number
+was impossible. “Fleet marriages” are
+thus noticed by Smollett:—“There was a
+band of profligate miscreants, the refuse of
+the clergy, dead to every sentiment of virtue,
+abandoned to all sense of decency and decorum,
+for the most part prisoners for debt or
+delinquency, and indeed the very outcasts of
+human society, who hovered about the verge
+of the Fleet Prison to intercept customers,
+plying like porters for employment, and performed
+the ceremony of marriage without
+license or question, in cellars, garrets, or alehouses,
+to the scandal of religion, and the
+disgrace of that order which they professed.
+The ease with which this ecclesiastical sanction
+was obtained, and the vicious disposition
+of those wretches open to the practices of
+fraud and corruption, were productive of
+polygamy, indigence, conjugal infidelity,
+prostitution, and every curse that could embitter
+the married state. A remarkable case
+of this nature having fallen under the cognizance
+of the Peers (in 1753) in an appeal
+from an inferior tribunal, that House ordered
+the judges to prepare a new Bill for preventing
+such abuses; and one was accordingly
+framed, under the auspices of Lord Hardwick,
+at that time Lord High Chancellor of
+England.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“It underwent a great number of alterations
+and amendments, which were not effected
+without violent contest and altercation; at
+length, however, it was floated through both
+houses on the tide of a great majority, and
+steered into the safe harbour of royal approbation.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>For seventy-seven years after the passing
+of this bill the number of marriages was
+collected with tolerable accuracy, and published
+in the Parish Register Abstracts. No
+other country has so valuable an abstract of
+tables. Since that time the Registrar-General’s
+office has made this branch of our
+national statistics almost accurate.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Premising that the documents from which
+our statements are derived are the Annual
+Reports of the Registrar-General, of Births,
+Deaths, and Marriages, in England, issued—not
+for a short term, but during the last six
+years—that the observations extend over a
+still longer period—we may proceed to cull
+out what appear to be the economical laws
+regulating matrimony, with any peculiarities
+characterising their operation amongst us.
+We would say the <i>general</i> laws—for individual
+peculiarities will, of course, influence individual
+matches. One young lady will secure
+the youth of her choice by force of beauty, or
+by mere weight of purse; managing mothers
+will get husbands for their girls, whatever
+wind may blow, or however trade or politics
+may influence the less fortunate or less clever
+world. The great beauty, the great talents,
+and the great wealth are the exceptions in
+the lottery of life. In speaking of matrimonial
+prospects we, like the Registrar-General,
+mean the prospects of the great
+family of twenty millions of souls that make
+up the population of this land we live in.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>About a century ago, the marriages in
+London were under six thousand a year—they
+are now four times as many. In all the
+country, the increase has been most remarkable
+in the Metropolis and in Manchester. In particular
+localities the proportion is found to
+differ. Thus Yorkshire, the seat of the Woollen
+manufactures and of prosperous agriculturists,
+appears to be the most marrying district of
+all England; Lancashire and Cheshire, the
+Cotton districts, coming next; and London
+third. Staffordshire and Worcestershire,
+Northamptonshire and Huntingdonshire stand
+next, followed by other counties more or
+less blessed by the presence of Hymen, but
+descending gradually till we reach the matrimonial
+zero which is found in the agricultural
+parts of Middlesex. The average annual
+number of weddings is about one hundred
+and twenty-three thousand. It would help a
+winter night’s amusement to decide how many
+pounds weight of Californian produce must
+be wanted for the rings? How many garlands
+of orange blossoms for the hair and
+bonnets of the brides? The probabilities of
+marriage, of course, vary; but the rule seems
+to hold, that about one in seventeen unmarried
+women, between the ages of fifteen and forty-five,
+are married in a year throughout the
+country. Marriages have their seasons. They
+are least numerous in winter, and most
+numerous after harvest in the December
+quarter; the births and deaths, on the contrary,
+are most numerous in the winter quarter
+ending in March, and least numerous in the
+summer quarter ending September. War
+diminishes marriages by taking great numbers
+of marriageable men away from their homes;
+whilst a return of peace increases marriages,
+when soldiers and sailors with small pensions
+are discharged. Trade and manufactures
+have also become more active in England on
+the cessation of wars, and the employment
+and wages thus induced, have contributed still
+more to add to the numbers of those entering
+the married state. The establishment of new,
+or the extension of old, employments promotes
+marriages: the cotton manufactures, the canals
+of the last century, the railways of the present
+day, are examples. Indeed, an increase of
+their incomes, is taken by the generality of
+the people for the beginning of perennial
+prosperity, and is followed by a multitude of
+marriages. There are only about fifteen persons
+married annually, for the first time, out
+of a thousand living. There are about five
+children born in wedlock to every marriage.
+The births now exceed the deaths in England,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_376'>376</span>in about the proportion of three to two—three
+young subjects present themselves for Queen
+Victoria, in place of every two that pass away.
+“The number of marriages in a nation,” says
+the Registrar, “perhaps fluctuates independently
+of external causes; but it is a fair
+deduction from the facts, that the marriage
+returns in England point to periods of prosperity,
+little less distinctly than the funds
+measure the hopes and fears of the money
+market. If the one is the barometer of credit,
+the other is the barometer of prosperity—a
+prosperity partly in possession, and still more
+in hope.” The year 1845 was a great matrimonial
+year, the proportion of persons married
+being more than had been known in England
+for ninety years before. It was a season of
+great speculation, activity, and temporary
+prosperity. Three years before, in 1842, on
+the contrary, there was a great diminution in
+the number of weddings. It was a year of
+difficulty and high prices. Rather more than
+ten per cent. of the persons married in 1845,
+had been married more than once. When
+food is dear, as in 1839, marriages are few;
+as food becomes cheap, as in 1845, marriages
+are many. When a cheap food year indicates
+a year of “marrying and giving in marriage,”
+another sign is generally found; the price of
+consols indicates a condition of national affairs
+much more conducive to matrimonial arrangements,
+than young ladies would imagine. In
+what may be called the great English matrimonial
+period, the three per cents. were about
+par, instead of being about 88, as they were
+in the unfavourable season a short time before.
+When employment is plenty, trade active,
+and money <i>easy</i>, Doctors Commons becomes
+brisk, clergymen have long lists of banns to
+declare, and the Registrar’s column of marriages
+fills up.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As an instance of the influence of the price
+of food and want of employment upon the
+number of marriages, let us take an illustration
+from the Registrar as to the period from
+1792 to 1798. The weather was bad, the
+funds low, and bread excessively dear, and
+upon particular districts a change of fashion
+made the burthen fall with still additional
+weight. The “Church and King” riots broke
+out in July, 1791, in Birmingham; and the
+mob burnt Dr. Priestley’s library, several
+houses, and some dissenting chapels; in May,
+1792, they again rose, but the magistrates
+this time evinced some vigour, and put a stop
+to the outrages. A staple manufacture of
+Birmingham had been subject to one of the
+mutations of fashion, which caused great distress;
+for it is recorded, that, on December
+21st, 1791, “several respectable buckle-manufacturers
+from Birmingham, Walsall, and
+Wolverhampton, waited upon His Royal
+Highness the Prince of Wales, with a petition
+setting forth the distressed situation of thousands
+in the different branches of the buckle
+manufacture, from the fashion now, and for
+some time back, so prevalent, of wearing shoe-strings
+instead of buckles. His Royal Highness
+graciously promised his utmost assistance
+by his example and influence.” After the
+recovery of George III. from his first illness,
+in 1789, an immense number of buckles were
+manufactured about Birmingham; Walsall
+among other places invested the greater part
+of its available wealth in the speculation.
+The king unfortunately went in the state
+procession to St. Paul’s without buckles: and
+Walsall was nearly ruined. Shoe-strings
+gradually supplied the place of straps. The
+effect of this freak of fashion and speculation
+on the marriages of Birmingham was to reduce
+them most seriously; and it had probably
+more to do with the licentious Birmingham
+riots, than the more patent political agitation
+of the day. The disuse of wigs, buckles,
+buttons, and leather breeches at the close of
+the eighteenth century, is supposed to have
+affected the business of a million of people.
+In 1765, the peace of London had been disturbed
+by the periwig-makers, who went in
+procession to petition the young king, “submitting
+to His Majesty’s goodness and wisdom,
+whether his own example was not the only
+means of rescuing them from their distress,
+as far as it was occasioned by so many people
+wearing their own hair.” When change of
+fashions influence unfavourably the employment
+of the people, and when, at the same
+time, influenced or increased by lack of work,
+their poverty increases, matrimony is at a
+discount. It is not simply the poorer classes,
+dependent on weekly wages for their support,
+who feel the influence of times of business
+activity, and allow it to impel them to matrimony.
+When the workman is busy, the
+trader makes profits, the landlord gets his
+rents, and all sections of the community feel
+the beneficial influence of a prosperous season.
+The number of those persons entirely removed
+from such social sympathies is very few;
+indeed, as a great rule, when the workmen
+are prosperous, all classes above them are
+thriving too: and when the one section of the
+great English family is influenced to matrimony
+in an unusual degree, the others feel
+the influence of the same law. When the reaction,
+a period of depression, arrives, the
+number of marriages declines, but they have
+never fallen back to their original numbers.
+A time of prosperity lifts up the total in a
+remarkable manner, and when the happy time
+ceases, the number falls—but not equal to the
+level from which it sprung. It is to a certain
+degree a permanent increase.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As to the mode in which marriages are
+performed, it appears that nine out of ten
+take place according to the rites of the established
+church. The marriages by banns are
+about six times as numerous as those by
+license. Upon these weddings, by aid of
+Doctors Commons, there is, it seems, a vast
+sum of money spent; but who are the lucky
+men receiving it, does not appear very
+clearly, and the services they render for
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_377'>377</span>the cash is still more doubtful. There are
+about eighteen thousand licenses granted by
+Doctors Commons and by country surrogates
+every year. The usual cost of the license at
+Doctors Commons is 2<i>l.</i> 12<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> There is
+10<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> additional for minors; and in the
+country, surrogates, it is said, obtain higher
+fees. At only 2<i>l.</i> 12<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>, the tax on eighteen
+thousand licenses is 47,250<i>l.</i> a year. The
+stamps on each license are 12<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> Deducting
+this sum, the licenses to marry yield at least
+36,000<i>l.</i> a year. The expense of granting
+licenses in a manner the most useful and convenient
+to the public would not be considerable;
+and it is not easy to see why the surplus
+revenue derivable from the tax, should not go
+into the public treasury, when a portion of
+the expenses of the registration of births,
+deaths, and marriages, is paid out of the Consolidated
+Fund. The aggregate amount of
+charges for the General Register Office, at
+which all the returns of the country are
+examined, indexed, and analysed, and the Act
+is administered, was 13,794<i>l.</i> in 1846; and the
+six hundred and twenty-one superintendent
+registrars received 9097<i>l.</i> for examining certified
+copies. After discharging the expenses
+of the civil registration, defrayed by the Consolidated
+Fund, and the cost of the decennial
+census, a large surplus would be left, out of
+47,250<i>l.</i> for licenses, to go to the public
+revenue of the country. And this would not
+interfere in the slightest degree with the
+marriage fees; which would continue to be
+paid to the officiating clergy. In the places
+of worship registered by Dissenters, there
+were not quite ten thousand marriages in one
+year; nearly four thousand in the same year
+took place in the Superintendant Registrar’s
+offices; one hundred and eighty-four according
+to the rites of the Jews; and seventy-four
+marriages between Quakers. The only fortuneteller
+who can henceforth be believed, is the
+one who answers the question, “When will
+the wedding take place?” by saying, “When
+trade flourishes, and when bread is cheap.”</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>CHIPS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>FROM MR. THOMAS BOVINGTON.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-r c001'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Long Hornets, June, 1850.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-l'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Sir</span>,</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>I want to ask you a few questions,
+Mr. Conductor. In the first place—What am
+I to do with my beasts? Those I got back
+from Smithfield, after two months’ care and
+no small expense, have come round again, and
+I’ve got a few others ready for market; but
+<i>what</i> market? Country markets don’t suit
+me, for I can’t get my price at them; and, as
+you know, I would rather kill the cattle
+myself than send them to Smithfield.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Again,—What is the Royal Commission
+about? They have reported against Smithfield,
+and why don’t Government shut it up? Isn’t
+there Islington? Everything is ready there
+to open a market to-morrow. I can answer
+for that, for I was there yesterday and went
+over it. I inquired particularly about the
+drainage, for, if you remember, Brumpton told
+me they could not drain it. Well, perhaps
+they could not very conveniently when he
+was last there, but now they tell me that a
+thousand pounds would do the entire job.
+I’ll tell you how:—You see the market stands
+about fifty-one feet above the Trinity highwater
+mark of the Thames. Well, close by,
+in the Southgate road, there is a new sewer,
+that runs into a regular system of sewers
+which drain Hoxton, Spitalfields, and all that
+part down to London bridge—and the cattle
+market being eighteen feet above the level of
+the Southgate sewer, it will only be requisite
+to cut a culvert into it, for the entire space to
+be drained out and out.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Now, my last question is this: Why don’t
+the people belonging to the Islington market
+make the necessary sewer at once? If they
+did, what excuse could government have for
+not shutting up Smithfield, and moving the
+cattle market to Islington?</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-r'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>I am, Sir,</div>
+ <div class='line in4'>Yours to command,</div>
+ <div class='line in12'><span class='sc'>T. Bovington</span>.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THE OLD CHURCHYARD TREE.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>A PROSE POEM.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>There is an old yew tree which stands by
+the wall in a dark quiet corner of the churchyard.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>And a child was at play beneath its wide-spreading
+branches, one fine day in the early
+spring. He had his lap full of flowers, which
+the fields and lanes had supplied him with,
+and he was humming a tune to himself as he
+wove them into garlands.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>And a little girl at play among the tombstones
+crept near to listen; but the boy was
+so intent upon his garland, that he did not
+hear the gentle footsteps, as they trod softly
+over the fresh green grass. When his work
+was finished, and all the flowers that were in
+his lap were woven together in one long
+wreath, he started up to measure its length
+upon the ground, and then he saw the little
+girl, as she stood with her eyes fixed upon
+him. He did not move or speak, but thought
+to himself that she looked very beautiful as
+she stood there with her flaxen ringlets hanging
+down upon her neck. The little girl was
+so startled by his sudden movement, that she
+let fall all the flowers she had collected in her
+apron, and ran away as fast as she could.
+But the boy was older and taller than she, and
+soon caught her, and coaxed her to come
+back and play with him, and help him to make
+more garlands; and from that time they saw
+each other nearly every day, and became great
+friends.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Twenty years passed away. Again, he was
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_378'>378</span>seated beneath the old yew tree in the churchyard.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It was summer now; bright, beautiful
+summer, with the birds singing, and the
+flowers covering the ground, and scenting the
+air with their perfume.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But he was not alone now, nor did the little
+girl steal near on tiptoe, fearful of being heard.
+She was seated by his side, and his arm was
+round her, and she looked up into his face,
+and smiled as she whispered: “The first
+evening of our lives we were ever together
+was passed here: we will spend the first
+evening of our wedded life in the same quiet,
+happy place.” And he drew her closer to him
+as she spoke.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The summer is gone; and the autumn;
+and twenty more summers and autumns have
+passed away since that evening, in the old
+churchyard.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>A young man, on a bright moonlight night,
+comes reeling through the little white gate,
+and stumbling over the graves. He shouts
+and he sings, and is presently followed by
+others like unto himself, or worse. So, they
+all laugh at the dark solemn head of the yew
+tree, and throw stones up at the place where
+the moon has silvered the boughs.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Those same boughs are again silvered by
+the moon, and they droop over his mother’s
+grave. There is a little stone which bears
+this inscription:-</p>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+ <div class='nf-center'>
+ <div>“HER HEART BRAKE IN SILENCE.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>But the silence of the churchyard is now
+broken by a voice—not of the youth—nor a
+voice of laughter and ribaldry.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“My son!—dost thou see this grave? and
+dost thou read the record in anguish, whereof
+may come repentance?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Of what should I repent?” answers the
+son; “and why should my young ambition
+for fame relax in its strength because my
+mother was old and weak?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Is this indeed our son?” says the father,
+bending in agony over the grave of his beloved.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I can well believe I am not;” exclaimeth
+the youth. “It is well that you have brought
+me here to say so. Our natures are unlike;
+our courses must be opposite. Your way
+lieth here—mine yonder!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>So the son left the father kneeling by the
+grave.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Again a few years are passed. It is winter,
+with a roaring wind and a thick grey fog.
+The graves in the Churchyard are covered
+with snow, and there are great icicles in the
+Church-porch. The wind now carries a
+swathe of snow along the tops of the graves,
+as though the “sheeted dead” were at some
+melancholy play; and hark! the icicles fall
+with a crash and jingle, like a solemn
+mockery of the echo of the unseemly mirth of
+one who is now coming to his final rest.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>There are two graves near the old yew
+tree; and the grass has overgrown them.
+A third is close by; and the dark earth at
+each side has just been thrown up. The
+bearers come; with a heavy pace they move
+along; the coffin heaveth up and down, as
+they step over the intervening graves.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Grief and old age had seized upon the
+father, and worn out his life; and premature
+decay soon seized upon the son, and gnawed
+away his vain ambition, and his useless
+strength, till he prayed to be borne, not the
+way yonder that was most opposite to his
+father and his mother, but even the same way
+they had gone—the way which leads to the
+Old Churchyard Tree.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>SABBATH PARIAHS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>We are overwhelmed with “Chips” from
+letter-writers, letter-senders, letter-receivers,
+letter-sorters, and post-office clerks. Our
+own office has become a post-office. It would
+seem as if all the letters that ought to have
+been written for delivery on several previous
+Sundays in the ordinary course, and by the
+agency of the great establishment in St.
+Martin’s-le-Grand, have only not been indited
+in order that we might be the sufferers.
+Doubtless, the other channels of public information
+have equally received in the course
+of each week the surplus of what would have
+been, but for the Plumptre and Ashley obstruction,
+Sunday letters. The public are in
+arms, and every arm has a pen at the end;
+every pen is dipped in the blackest ink of
+indignation, or is tinged with the milder tint
+of remonstrance.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Our most desperate remonstrants are provincial
+post-office clerks; for it would appear
+that Lord Ashley’s outcasts from Sunday
+society have a worse chance of being received
+into it now than ever. Their labours are in
+many cases so heavy on Saturday nights, that
+they are obliged to lie in bed during the
+whole of church time on Sunday, to recover
+from their fatigues.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We select one from the heap, for publication.
+The writer gives a clear account of the
+hardships of a provincial post-office clerk
+before he was relieved from Sunday duty by
+the Royal mandate.</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-l c008'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Sir,</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c009'>“For three years I was what you
+are pleased to call in your article on the
+‘Sunday Screw’ a Post-Office Pariah, at an
+office in a most ‘corresponding’ town; my
+Sunday duties were as follows:—at four I
+rose, sorted my letters and newspapers,
+delivered them to the messengers, sorted and
+stamped (both sides) the letters for the cross-country
+mails, swept out and dusted the
+place, then I went to my room again, had
+a nap, rose, washed, and dressed in my best;
+I came down to breakfast at eight, took a
+walk, till Church time, and amused myself
+till five in the afternoon, when I attended at
+the office and received letters till half-past
+six.</p>
+
+<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_379'>379</span>“I usually attended divine service; at
+eight I sorted and stamped the letters and
+dispatched the mails; at nine I had done my
+work; all this I did myself and never dreamed
+of being assisted. The rush of business is
+now, I understand, so great on the arrival
+of the Saturday afternoon mails, that every
+assistant and Post-Office clerk will wish Lord
+Ashley safely imprisoned in the Whited
+Sepulchres.</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-r c008'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Your, very obediently,</div>
+ <div class='line in12'>“<span class='sc'>Ex-Pariah</span>.”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>Judging from the tone in which the earnest
+remonstrances from all kinds of people that
+pile our tables are couched, we fear that,
+during the last few Sundays, the bulk of the
+disappointed public in the provinces has
+benefited very little by the change in a
+moral point of view. Vexation has, we fear,
+taken the place of that religious, calm, and
+beneficent state of mind in which the Sabbath
+ought to be passed. The object, therefore,
+of the promoters of the measure—increased
+veneration for the first day of the week—has
+failed; for of course their whole and sole object
+in the affair has been the furtherance of
+the cause of religion, and not a desire to get
+quits with Mr. Rowland Hill for the calm,
+manly, triumphant manner in which he caused
+truth to vanquish them in the recent agitation
+on the same question.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>DUST;<br> <span class='c010'>OR UGLINESS REDEEMED.</span></h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>On a murky morning in November, wind
+north-east, a poor old woman with a wooden
+leg was seen struggling against the fitful
+gusts of the bitter breeze, along a stony zigzag
+road full of deep and irregular cart-ruts.
+Her ragged petticoat was blue, and so was
+her wretched nose. A stick was in her left
+hand, which assisted her to dig and hobble
+her way along; and in her other hand, supported
+also beneath her withered arm, was a
+large rusty iron sieve. Dust and fine ashes
+filled up all the wrinkles in her face; and of
+these there were a prodigious number, for she
+was eighty-three years old. Her name was
+Peg Dotting.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>About a quarter of a mile distant, having
+a long ditch and a broken-down fence as a
+foreground, there rose against the muddled-grey
+sky, a huge Dust-heap of a dirty black
+colour,—being, in fact, one of those immense
+mounds of cinders, ashes, and other emptyings
+from dust-holes and bins, which have
+conferred celebrity on certain suburban
+neighbourhoods of a great city. Towards
+this dusky mountain old Peg Dotting was
+now making her way.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Advancing towards the Dust-heap by an
+opposite path, very narrow and just reclaimed
+from the mud by a thick layer of freshly
+broken flints, there came at the same time
+Gaffer Doubleyear, with his bone-bag slung
+over his shoulder. The rags of his coat
+fluttered in the east-wind, which also whistled
+keenly round his almost rimless hat, and
+troubled his one eye. The other eye, having
+met with an accident last week, he had
+covered neatly with an oyster-shell, which
+was kept in its place by a string at each
+side, fastened through a hole. He used no
+staff to help him along, though his body
+was nearly bent double, so that his face
+was constantly turned to the earth, like
+that of a four-footed creature. He was ninety-seven
+years of age.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As these two patriarchal labourers approached
+the great Dust-heap, a discordant
+voice hallooed to them from the top of a
+broken wall. It was meant as a greeting of
+the morning, and proceeded from little Jem
+Clinker, a poor deformed lad whose back had
+been broken when a child. His nose and chin
+were much too large for the rest of his face, and
+he had lost nearly all his teeth from premature
+decay. But he had an eye gleaming with
+intelligence and life, and an expression at
+once patient and hopeful. He had balanced
+his misshapen frame on the top of the old
+wall, over which one shrivelled leg dangled,
+as if by the weight of a hob-nailed boot that
+covered a foot large enough for a ploughman.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In addition to his first morning’s salutation
+of his two aged friends, he now shouted out
+in a tone of triumph and self-gratulation, in
+which he felt assured of their sympathy—“Two
+white skins, and a tor’shell-un.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It may be requisite to state that little Jem
+Clinker belonged to the dead-cat department
+of the Dust-heap, and now announced that
+a prize of three skins, in superior condition,
+had rewarded him for being first in the field.
+He was enjoying a seat on the wall in order
+to recover himself from the excitement of his
+good fortune.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>At the base of the great Dust-heap the
+two old people now met their young friend—a
+sort of great-grandson by mutual adoption—and
+they at once joined the party who had
+by this time assembled as usual, and were
+already busy at their several occupations.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But besides all these, another individual,
+belonging to a very different class, formed
+a part of the scene, though appearing only
+on its outskirts. A canal ran along at the
+rear of the Dust-heap, and on the banks of its
+opposite side, slowly wandered by—with hands
+clasped and hanging down in front of him, and
+eyes bent vacantly upon his hands—the forlorn
+figure of a man in a very shabby great-coat,
+which had evidently once belonged to one in
+the position of a gentleman. And to a gentleman
+it still belonged—but in <i>what</i> a position?
+A scholar, a man of wit, of high sentiment, of
+refinement, and a good fortune withal—now by
+a sudden “turn of law” bereft of the last only,
+and finding that none of the rest, for which
+(having his fortune) he had been so much
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_380'>380</span>admired, enabled him to gain a livelihood.
+His title-deeds had been lost or stolen, and so
+he was bereft of everything he possessed.
+He had talents, and such as would have been
+profitably available had he known how to
+use them for this new purpose; but he did
+not; he was misdirected; he made fruitless
+efforts, in his want of experience; and he was
+now starving. As he passed the great Dust-heap,
+he gave one vague, melancholy gaze
+that way, and then looked wistfully into the
+canal. And he continued to look into the
+canal as he slowly moved along, till he
+was out of sight.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>A Dust-heap of this kind is often worth
+thousands of pounds. The present one was
+very large and very valuable. It was in fact
+a large hill, and being in the vicinity of small
+suburb cottages, it rose above them like a
+great black mountain. Thistles, groundsel, and
+rank grass grew in knots on small parts which
+had remained for a long time undisturbed;
+crows often alighted on its top, and seemed
+to put on their spectacles and become very
+busy and serious; flocks of sparrows often
+made predatory descents upon it; an old
+goose and gander might sometimes be seen
+following each other up its side, nearly midway;
+pigs routed round its base,—and, now
+and then, one bolder than the rest would
+venture some way up, attracted by the mixed
+odours of some hidden marrow-bone enveloped
+in a decayed cabbage-leaf—a rare event, both
+of these articles being unusual oversights of the
+Searchers below.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The principal ingredient of all these Dust-heaps
+is fine cinders and ashes; but as they are
+accumulated from the contents of all the dust-holes
+and bins of the vicinity, and as many
+more as possible, the fresh arrivals in their
+original state present very heterogeneous
+materials. We cannot better describe them,
+than by presenting a brief sketch of the
+different departments of the Searchers and
+Sorters, who are assembled below to busy
+themselves upon the mass of original matters
+which are shot out from the carts of the
+dustmen.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The bits of coal, the pretty numerous results
+of accident and servants’ carelessness, are
+picked out, to be sold forthwith; the largest
+and best of the cinders are also selected, by
+another party, who sell them to laundresses,
+or to braziers (for whose purposes coke
+would not do so well); and the next sort of
+cinders, called the <i>breeze</i>, because it is left
+after the wind has blown the finer cinders
+through an upright sieve, is sold to the brickmakers.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Two other departments, called the “software”
+and the “hard-ware,” are very important.
+The former includes all vegetable
+and animal matters—everything that will
+decompose. These are selected and bagged
+at once, and carried off as soon as possible, to
+be sold as manure for ploughed land, wheat,
+barley, &#38;c. Under this head, also, the dead
+cats are comprised. They are, generally, the
+perquisites of the women searchers. Dealers
+come to the wharf, or dust-field, every evening;
+they give sixpence for a white cat, fourpence
+for a coloured cat, and for a black one according
+to her quality. The “hard-ware” includes
+all broken pottery,—pans, crockery,
+earthenware, oyster-shells, &#38;c., which are sold
+to make new roads.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“The bones” are selected with care, and
+sold to the soap-boiler. He boils out the fat
+and marrow first, for special use, and the
+bones are then crushed and sold for manure.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Of “rags,” the woollen rags are bagged and
+sent off for hop-manure; the white linen rags
+are washed, and sold to make paper, &#38;c.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The “tin things” are collected and put into
+an oven with a grating at the bottom, so that
+the solder which unites the parts melts, and
+runs through into a receiver. This is sold
+separately; the detached pieces of tin are
+then sold to be melted up with old iron, &#38;c.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Bits of old brass, lead, &#38;c., are sold to be
+melted up separately, or in the mixture of
+ores.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>All broken glass vessels, as cruets, mustard-pots,
+tumblers, wine-glasses, bottles, &#38;c., are
+sold to the old-glass shops.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As for any articles of jewellery,—silver
+spoons, forks, thimbles, or other plate and
+valuables, they are pocketed off-hand by the
+first finder. Coins of gold and silver are
+often found, and many “coppers.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Meantime, everybody is hard at work near
+the base of the great Dust-heap. A certain
+number of cart-loads having been raked and
+searched for all the different things just described,
+the whole of it now undergoes the
+process of sifting. The men throw up the
+stuff, and the women sift it.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“When I was a young girl,” said Peg
+Dotting—</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“That’s a long while ago, Peggy,” interrupted
+one of the sifters: but Peg did not
+hear her.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“When I was quite a young thing,” continued
+she, addressing old John Doubleyear,
+who threw up the dust into her sieve, “it was
+the fashion to wear pink roses in the shoes,
+as bright as that morsel of ribbon Sally has
+just picked out of the dust; yes, and sometimes
+in the hair, too, on one side of the head,
+to set off the white powder and salve-stuff.
+I never wore one of these head-dresses myself—don’t
+throw up the dust so high, John—but
+I lived only a few doors lower down from
+those as <i>did</i>. Don’t throw up the dust so
+high, I tell ’ee—the wind takes it into my
+face.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Ah! There! What’s that?” suddenly
+exclaimed little Jem, running, as fast as his
+poor withered legs would allow him, towards
+a fresh heap, which had just been shot down
+on the wharf from a dustman’s cart. He
+made a dive and a search—then another—then
+one deeper still. “I’m <i>sure</i> I saw it!”
+cried he, and again made a dash with both
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_381'>381</span>hands into a fresh place, and began to distribute
+the ashes and dust and rubbish on
+every side, to the great merriment of all the
+rest.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What did you see, Jemmy?” asked old
+Doubleyear, in a compassionate tone.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Oh, I don’t know,” said the boy, “only it
+was like a bit of something made of real
+gold!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>A fresh burst of laughter from the company
+assembled followed this somewhat vague
+declaration, to which the dustmen added one
+or two elegant epithets, expressive of their
+contempt of the notion that <i>they</i> could have
+overlooked a bit of anything valuable in the
+process of emptying sundry dust-holes, and
+carting them away.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Ah,” said one of the sifters, “poor Jem’s
+always a-fancying something or other good—but
+it never comes.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Didn’t I find three cats this morning!”
+cried Jem, “two on ’em white ’uns! How
+you go on!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I meant something quite different from
+the like o’ that,” said the other; “I was
+a-thinking of the rare sights all you three
+there have had, one time and another.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The wind having changed and the day become
+bright, the party at work all seemed
+disposed to be more merry than usual. The
+foregoing remark excited the curiosity of
+several of the sifters, who had recently joined
+the “company,” the parties alluded to were
+requested to favour them with the recital;
+and though the request was made with only
+a half-concealed irony, still it was all in good-natured
+pleasantry, and was immediately
+complied with. Old Doubleyear spoke first.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I had a bad night of it with the rats some
+years ago—they run’d all over the floor, and
+over the bed, and one on ’em come’d and guv
+a squeak close into my ear—so I couldn’t sleep
+comfortable. I wouldn’t ha’ minded a trifle
+of it; but this was too much of a good thing.
+So, I got up before sun-rise, and went out for
+a walk; and thinking I might as well be near
+our work-place, I slowly come’d down this
+way. I worked in a brickfield at that time,
+near the canal yonder. The sun was just arising
+up behind the Dust-heap as I got in
+sight of it; and soon it rose above, and was
+very bright; and though I had two eyes then,
+I was obligated to shut them both. When I
+opened them again, the sun was higher up;
+but in his haste to get over the Dust-heap, he
+had dropped something. You may laugh. I
+say he had dropped something. Well—I can’t
+say what it was, in course—a bit of his-self, I
+suppose. It was just like him—a bit on him,
+I mean—quite as bright—just the same—only
+not so big. And not up in the sky, but a-lying
+and sparkling all on fire upon the Dust-heap.
+Thinks I—I was a younger man then
+by some years than I am now—I’ll go and
+have a nearer look. Though you be a bit o’
+the sun, maybe you won’t hurt a poor man.
+So, I walked towards the Dust-heap, and up
+I went, keeping the piece of sparkling fire in
+sight all the while. But before I got up to it,
+the sun went behind a cloud—and as he went
+out-like, so the young ’un he had dropped,
+went out arter him. And I had my climb up
+the heap for nothing, though I had marked the
+place vere it lay very percizely. But there was
+no signs at all on him, and no morsel left of the
+light as had been there. I searched all about;
+but found nothing ’cept a bit o’ broken glass
+as had got stuck in the heel of an old shoe.
+And that’s my story. But if ever a man saw
+anything at all, I saw a bit o’ the sun; and I
+thank God for it. It was a blessed sight for
+a poor ragged old man of three score and ten,
+which was my age at that time.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Now, Peggy!” cried several voices, “tell
+us what you saw. Peg saw a bit o’ the
+moon.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“No,” said Mrs. Dotting, rather indignantly;
+“I’m no moon-raker. Not a sign of
+the moon was there, nor a spark of a star—the
+time I speak on.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Well—go on, Peggy—go on.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I don’t know as I will,” said Peggy.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But being pacified by a few good-tempered,
+though somewhat humorous, compliments,
+she thus favoured them with her little adventure.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“There was no moon, nor stars, nor comet,
+in the ’versal heavens, nor lamp nor lantern
+along the road, when I walked home one
+winter’s night from the cottage of Widow Pin,
+where I had been to tea, with her and Mrs.
+Dry, as lived in the almshouses. They wanted
+Davy, the son of Bill Davy the milkman, to
+see me home with the lantern, but I wouldn’t
+let him ’cause of his sore throat. Throat!—no,
+it wasn’t his throat as was rare sore—it
+was—no, it wasn’t—yes, it was—it was his
+toe as was sore. His big toe. A nail out of
+his boot had got into it. I <i>told</i> him he’d be
+sure to have a bad toe, if he didn’t go to
+church more regular, but he wouldn’t listen;
+and so my words come’d true. But, as I was
+a-saying, I wouldn’t let him light me with the
+lantern by reason of his sore throat—<i>toe</i>, I
+mean—and as I went along, the night seemed
+to grow darker and darker. A straight road,
+though, and I was so used to it by day-time,
+it didn’t matter for the darkness. Hows’ever,
+when I come’d near the bottom of the Dust-heap
+as I had to pass, the great dark heap
+was so zackly the same as the night, you
+couldn’t tell one from t’other. So, thinks I
+to myself—<i>what</i> was I thinking of at this
+moment?—for the life o’ me I can’t call it to
+mind; but that’s neither here nor there, only
+for this,—it was a something that led me
+to remember the story of how the devil goes
+about like a roaring lion. And while I was a-hoping
+he might not be out a roaring that
+night, what should I see rise out of one side
+of the Dust-heap, but a beautiful shining star
+of a violet colour. I stood as still—as stock-still
+as any I don’t-know-what! There it lay,
+as beautiful as a new-born babe, all a-shining
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_382'>382</span>in the dust! By degrees I got courage to go a
+little nearer—and then a little nearer still—for,
+says I to myself, I’m a sinful woman, I
+know, but I have repented, and do repent
+constantly of all the sins of my youth, and the
+backslidings of my age—which have been
+numerous; and once I had a very heavy back-sliding—but
+that’s neither here nor there.
+So, as I was a-saying, having collected all my
+sinfulness of life, and humbleness before
+heaven, into a goodish bit of courage, forward
+I steps—a little furder—and a leetle furder
+more—<i>un</i>-til I come’d just up to the beautiful
+shining star lying upon the dust. Well, it
+was a long time I stood a-looking down at it,
+before I ventured to do, what I arterwards
+did. But <i>at</i> last I did stoop down with both
+hands slowly—in case it might burn, or bite—and
+gathering up a good scoop of ashes as
+my hands went along, I took it up, and began
+a-carrying it home, all shining before me, and
+with a soft blue mist rising up round about
+it. Heaven forgive me!—I was punished for
+meddling with what Providence had sent for
+some better purpose than to be carried home
+by an old woman like me, whom it has pleased
+heaven to afflict with the loss of one leg, and
+the pain, expanse, and inconvenience of a
+wooden one. Well—I <i>was</i> punished; covetousness
+had its reward; for, presently, the
+violet light got very pale, and then went out;
+and when I reached home, still holding in
+both hands all I had gathered up, and when
+I took it to the candle, it had turned into the
+red shell of a lobsky’s head, and its two black
+eyes poked up at me with a long stare,—and
+I may say, a strong smell, too,—enough to
+knock a poor body down.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Great applause, and no little laughter, followed
+the conclusion of old Peggy’s story, but
+she did not join in the merriment. She said
+it was all very well for young folks to laugh,
+but at her age she had enough to do to pray;
+and she had never said so many prayers, nor
+with so much fervency, as she had done since
+she received the blessed sight of the blue star
+on the Dust-heap, and the chastising rod of
+the lobster’s head at home.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Little Jem’s turn now came; the poor lad
+was, however, so excited by the recollection of
+what his companions called “Jem’s Ghost,”
+that he was unable to describe it in any
+coherent language. To his imagination it had
+been a lovely vision,—the one “bright consummate
+flower” of his life, which he treasured
+up as the most sacred image in his heart.
+He endeavoured, in wild and hasty words, to
+set forth, how that he had been bred a
+chimney-sweep; that one Sunday afternoon
+he had left a set of companions, most on ’em
+sweeps, who were all playing at marbles in the
+churchyard, and he had wandered to the Dust-heap,
+where he had fallen asleep; that he was
+awoke by a sweet voice in the air, which said
+something about some one having lost her
+way!—that he, being now wide awake, looked
+up, and saw with his own eyes a young Angel,
+with fair hair and rosy cheeks, and large white
+wings at her shoulders, floating about like
+bright clouds, rise out of the Dust! She had
+on a garment of shining crimson, which
+changed as he looked upon her to shining
+gold, then to purple and gold. She then
+exclaimed, with a joyful smile, “I see the
+right way!” and the next moment the Angel
+was gone!</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As the sun was just now very bright and
+warm for the time of year, and shining full
+upon the Dust-heap in its setting, one of the
+men endeavoured to raise a laugh at the
+deformed lad, by asking him if he didn’t
+expect to see just such another angel at this
+minute, who had lost her way in the field on
+the other side of the heap; but his jest failed.
+The earnestness and devout emotion of the
+boy to the vision of reality which his imagination,
+aided by the hues of sunset, had thus
+exalted, were too much for the gross spirit of
+banter, and the speaker shrunk back into his
+dust-shovel, and affected to be very assiduous
+in his work as the day was drawing to a
+close.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Before the day’s work was ended, however,
+little Jem again had a glimpse of the prize
+which had escaped him on the previous occasion.
+He instantly darted, hands and head
+foremost into the mass of cinders and rubbish,
+and brought up a black mash of half-burnt
+parchment, entwined with vegetable refuse,
+from which he speedily disengaged an oval
+frame of gold, containing a miniature, still
+protected by its glass, but half covered with
+mildew from the damp. He was in ecstasies
+at the prize. Even the white cat-skins paled
+before it. In all probability some of the
+men would have taken it from him “to
+try and find the owner,” but for the presence
+and interference of his friends Peg
+Dotting and old Doubleyear, whose great
+age, even among the present company, gave
+them a certain position of respect and consideration.
+So all the rest now went their
+way, leaving the three to examine and speculate
+on the prize.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>These Dust-heaps are a wonderful compound
+of things. A banker’s cheque for a
+considerable sum was found in one of them.
+It was on Herries and Farquhar, in 1847. But
+banker’s cheques, or gold and silver articles,
+are the least valuable of their ingredients.
+Among other things, a variety of useful chemicals
+are extracted. Their chief value, however,
+is for the making of bricks. The fine
+cinder-dust and ashes are used in the clay of
+the bricks, both for the red and grey stacks.
+Ashes are also used as fuel between the layers
+of the clump of bricks, which could not be
+burned in that position without them. The
+ashes burn away, and keep the bricks open.
+Enormous quantities are used. In the brickfields
+at Uxbridge, near the Drayton Station,
+one of the brickmakers alone will frequently
+contract for fifteen or sixteen thousand chaldron
+of this cinder-dust, in one order. Fine
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_383'>383</span>coke or coke-dust, affects the market at times
+as a rival; but fine coal, or coal-dust, never,
+because it would spoil the bricks.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As one of the heroes of our tale had been
+originally—before his promotion—a chimney-sweeper,
+it may be only appropriate to offer a
+passing word on the genial subject of soot.
+Without speculating on its origin and parentage,
+whether derived from the cooking of a
+Christmas dinner, or the production of the
+beautiful colours and odours of exotic plants
+in a conservatory, it can briefly be shown to
+possess many qualities both useful and ornamental.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>When soot is first collected, it is called
+“rough soot,” which, being sifted, is then
+called “fine soot,” and is sold to farmers for
+manuring and preserving wheat and turnips.
+This is more especially used in Herefordshire,
+Bedfordshire, Essex, &#38;c. It is rather a costly
+article, being fivepence per bushel. One contractor
+sells annually as much as three thousand
+bushels; and he gives it as his opinion,
+that there must be at least one hundred and
+fifty times this quantity (four hundred and
+fifty thousand bushels per annum) sold in
+London. Farmer Smutwise, of Bradford, distinctly
+asserts that the price of the soot he
+uses on his land is returned to him in the
+straw, with improvement also to the grain.
+And we believe him. Lime is used to dilute
+soot when employed as a manure. Using it
+pure will keep off snails, slugs, and caterpillars,
+from peas and various other vegetables,
+as also from dahlias just shooting up, and
+other flowers; but we regret to add that we
+have sometimes known it kill, or burn up, the
+things it was intended to preserve from unlawful
+eating. In short, it is by no means so
+safe to use for any purpose of garden manure,
+as fine cinders and wood-ashes, which are
+good for almost any kind of produce, whether
+turnips or roses. Indeed, we should like to
+have one fourth or fifth part of our garden-beds
+composed of excellent stuff of this kind.
+From all that has been said, it will have
+become very intelligible why these Dust-heaps
+are so valuable. Their worth, however,
+varies not only with their magnitude (the
+quality of all of them is much the same),
+but with the demand. About the year
+1820, the Marylebone Dust-heap produced
+between four thousand and five thousand
+pounds. In 1832, St. George’s paid Mr.
+Stapleton five hundred pounds a year, not to
+leave the Heap standing, but to carry it away.
+Of course he was only too glad to be paid
+highly for selling his Dust.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But to return. The three friends having
+settled to their satisfaction the amount of
+money they should probably obtain by the sale
+of the golden miniature-frame, and finished
+the castles which they had built with it in
+the air, the frame was again enfolded in
+the sound part of the parchment, the rags
+and rottenness of the law were cast away,
+and up they rose to bend their steps homeward
+to the little hovel where Peggy lived,
+she having invited the others to tea that they
+might talk yet more fully over the wonderful
+good luck that had befallen them.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Why, if there isn’t a man’s head in the
+canal!” suddenly cried little Jem. “Looky
+there!—isn’t that a man’s head?—Yes; it’s
+a drowndedd man?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“A drowndedd man, as I live!” ejaculated
+old Doubleyear.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Let’s get him out, and see!” cried Peggy.
+“Perhaps the poor soul’s not quite gone.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Little Jem scuttled off to the edge of the
+canal, followed by the two old people. As
+soon as the body had floated nearer, Jem got
+down into the water, and stood breast-high,
+vainly measuring his distance with one arm
+out, to see if he could reach some part of the
+body as it was passing. As the attempt was
+evidently without a chance, old Doubleyear
+managed to get down into the water behind
+him, and holding him by one hand, the boy
+was thus enabled to make a plunge forward
+as the body was floating by. He succeeded
+in reaching it; but the jerk was too much
+for the weakness of his aged companion, who
+was pulled forwards into the canal. A loud
+cry burst from both of them, which was yet
+more loudly echoed by Peggy on the bank.
+Doubleyear and the boy were now struggling
+almost in the middle of the canal with the
+body of the man swirling about between
+them. They would inevitably have been
+drowned, had not old Peggy caught up a long
+dust-rake that was close at hand—scrambled
+down up to her knees in the canal—clawed
+hold of the struggling group with the teeth
+of the rake, and fairly brought the whole to
+land. Jem was first up the bank, and helped
+up his two heroic companions; after which,
+with no small difficulty, they contrived to
+haul the body of the stranger out of the
+water. Jem at once recognised in him the
+forlorn figure of the man who had passed by
+in the morning, looking so sadly into the
+canal, as he walked along.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It is a fact well known to those who work
+in the vicinity of these great Dust-heaps, that
+when the ashes have been warmed by the sun,
+cats and kittens that have been taken out of
+the canal and buried a few inches beneath the
+surface, have usually revived; and the same
+has often occurred in the case of men. Accordingly
+the three, without a moment’s
+hesitation, dragged the body along to the
+Dust-heap, where they made a deep trench,
+in which they placed it, covering it all over
+up to the neck.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“There now,” ejaculated Peggy, sitting
+down with a long puff to recover her
+breath, “he’ll lie very comfortable, whether
+or no.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Couldn’t lie better,” said old Doubleyear,
+“even if he knew it.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The three now seated themselves close by,
+to await the result.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I thought I’d a lost him,” said Jem, “and
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_384'>384</span>myself too; and when I pulled Daddy in arter
+me, I guv us all three up for this world.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Yes,” said Doubleyear, “it must have
+gone queer with us if Peggy had not come in
+with the rake. How d’ yee feel, old girl; for
+you’ve had a narrow escape too. I wonder
+we were not too heavy for you, and so pulled
+you in to go with us.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“The Lord be praised!” fervently ejaculated
+Peggy, pointing towards the pallid face
+that lay surrounded with ashes. A convulsive
+twitching passed over the features, the lips
+trembled, the ashes over the breast heaved,
+and a low moaning sound, which might have
+come from the bottom of the canal, was heard.
+Again the moaning sound, and then the eyes
+opened, but closed almost immediately. “Poor
+dear soul!” whispered Peggy, “how he
+suffers in surviving. Lift him up a little.
+Softly. Don’t be afeared. We’re only your
+good angels, like—only poor cinder-sifters—don’tee
+be afeared.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>By various kindly attentions and manœuvres
+such as these poor people had been accustomed
+to practise on those who were taken out of
+the canal, the unfortunate gentleman was
+gradually brought to his senses. He gazed
+about him, as well he might—now looking in
+the anxious, though begrimed, faces of the
+three strange objects, all in their “weeds”
+and dust—and then up at the huge Dust-heap,
+over which the moon was now slowly
+rising.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Land of quiet Death!” murmured he,
+faintly, “or land of Life, as dark and still—I
+have passed from one into the other; but
+which of ye I am now in, seems doubtful to
+my senses.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Here we are, poor gentleman,” cried
+Peggy, “here we are, all friends about you.
+How did ’ee tumble into the canal?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“The Earth, then, once more!” said the
+stranger, with a deep sigh. “I know where I
+am, now. I remember this great dark hill of
+ashes—like Death’s kingdom, full of all sorts
+of strange things, and put to many uses.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Where do you live?” asked Old Doubleyear;
+“shall we try and take you home,
+Sir?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The stranger shook his head mournfully.
+All this time, little Jem had been assiduously
+employed in rubbing his feet and then his
+hands; in doing which the piece of dirty
+parchment, with the miniature-frame, dropped
+out of his breast-pocket. A good thought
+instantly struck Peggy.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Run, Jemmy dear—run with that golden
+thing to Mr. Spikechin, the pawnbroker’s—get
+something upon it directly, and buy
+some nice brandy—and some Godfrey’s cordial—and
+a blanket, Jemmy—and call a
+coach, and get up outside on it, and make
+the coachee drive back here as fast as you
+can.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But before Jemmy could attend to this,
+Mr. Waterhouse, the stranger whose life
+they had preserved, raised himself on one
+elbow, and extended his hand to the miniature-frame.
+Directly he looked at it, he raised
+himself higher up—turned it about once or
+twice—then caught up the piece of parchment,
+and uttering an ejaculation, which no
+one could have distinguished either as of joy
+or of pain, sank back fainting.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In brief, this parchment was a portion of
+the title-deeds he had lost; and though it did
+not prove sufficient to enable him to recover
+his fortune, it brought his opponent to a
+composition, which gave him an annuity for
+life. Small as this was, he determined that
+these poor people, who had so generously
+saved his life at the risk of their own, should
+be sharers in it. Finding that what they
+most desired was to have a cottage in the
+neighbourhood of the Dust-heap, built large
+enough for all three to live together, and
+keep a cow, Mr. Waterhouse paid a visit to
+Manchester Square, where the owner of the
+property resided. He told his story, as far
+as was needful, and proposed to purchase the
+field in question.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The great Dust-Contractor was much
+amused, and his daughter—a very accomplished
+young lady—was extremely interested.
+So the matter was speedily arranged to the
+satisfaction and pleasure of all parties. The
+acquaintance, however, did not end here.
+Mr. Waterhouse renewed his visits very frequently,
+and finally made proposals for the
+young lady’s hand, she having already expressed
+her hopes of a propitious answer
+from her father.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Well, Sir,” said the latter, “you wish to
+marry my daughter, and she wishes to marry
+you. You are a gentleman and a scholar, but
+you have no money. My daughter is what
+you see, and she has no money. But I have;
+and therefore, as she likes you, and I like you,
+I’ll make you both an offer. I will give my
+daughter twenty thousand pounds,—or you
+shall have the Dust-heap. Choose!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Mr. Waterhouse was puzzled and amused,
+and referred the matter entirely to the
+young lady. But she was for having the
+money, and no trouble. She said the Dust-heap
+might be worth much, but they did not
+understand the business. “Very well,” said
+her father, laughing, “then, there’s the
+money.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>This was the identical Dust-heap, as we
+know from authentic information, which was
+subsequently sold for forty thousand pounds,
+and was exported to Russia to rebuild
+Moscow.</p>
+
+<hr class='c011'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+ <div class='nf-center'>
+ <div>Monthly Supplement of ‘HOUSEHOLD WORDS,’</div>
+ <div>Conducted by <span class='sc'>Charles Dickens</span>.</div>
+ <div class='c012'><i>Price 2d., Stamped 3d.</i>,</div>
+ <div class='c012'><span class='large'>THE HOUSEHOLD NARRATIVE</span></div>
+ <div>OF</div>
+ <div>CURRENT EVENTS.</div>
+ <div class='c012'><i>The Number, containing a history of the past month, was</i></div>
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+ </div>
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