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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78175 ***
+
+
+ “_Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS._”—SHAKESPEARE.
+
+
+
+
+ HOUSEHOLD WORDS.
+ A WEEKLY JOURNAL.
+
+
+ CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.
+
+ N^{o.} 10.] SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 1850. [PRICE 2_d._
+
+
+
+
+ A POPULAR DELUSION.
+
+
+Victimised by a deceptive idea originating in ‘The Complete Angler,’ and
+which has been industriously perpetuated by a numerous proprietary of
+punts and houses of public entertainment and eel pies—the London
+disciples of Izaak Walton usually seek for sport in the upper regions of
+the Thames. They resort to Shepperton, or Ditton, or Twickenham, or
+Richmond. Chiefly, it would seem, as a wholesome exercise of the
+greatest Christian virtue, patience; for recent experience proves that
+anglers who soar above sticklebats, and are not content with occasional
+nibbles from starving gudgeons, or the frequent entanglements of
+writhing eels, mostly return to their homes and families with their
+baskets innocent of the vestige of a single scale.
+
+If—as may be safely asserted—the aim, end, and purpose of all fishing is
+fish, the tenacity with which this idea is clung to, is astonishing; we
+may indeed say, amazing when we reflect that there exists—-below
+bridge—a particular spot, more convenient, more accessible, and
+affording quite as good accommodation as any of the above-bridge fishing
+stations, and which abounds at particular states of the tide, at
+particular times of the day, and at no particular seasons of the year,
+but all the year round, in fish of every sort, size, species, and
+condition, from the cod down to the sprat; from a salmon to a shrimp;
+from turbots to Thames flounders. Neither is there a single member of
+any one of these enormous families of fishes that may not be captured
+with the smallest possible expenditure of patience. And although the
+bait necessary for that purpose (a white bait manufactured of metal at
+an establishment on that bank of the Thames known as Tower Hill,) is
+unfortunately not always procurable by every class of her Majesty’s
+subjects; yet it is so eagerly caught at, that, with a moderate supply,
+the least expert may be sure of filling his fish-basket very
+respectably.
+
+In order to partake of all the advantages offered by this famed spot, it
+is necessary to rise betimes. The fishing excursion of which we are now
+about to give a sketch, commenced at about four o’clock on a Monday
+morning. The rain which fell at the time did not much matter, on account
+of the sheltered position of that margin of the Thames to which we were
+bound. With a small basket, and the waistcoat pocket primed with a
+little of the proper sort of bait; with no other rod than a walking
+stick, and no fly whatever, (except one upon four wheels procured from a
+neighbouring cab stand,) we arrived at the great fish focus; which, we
+may as well mention, to relieve suspense, is situated on the Middlesex
+shore of the Thames at a short distance below London Bridge, close to
+the Custom House, opposite the Coal Exchange, and has been known from
+time immemorial as BILLINGSGATE.
+
+When we arrived at the collection of sheds and stalls—like a dilapidated
+railway station—of which this celebrated place consists, it was nearly
+five o’clock. Its ancient reputation had prepared us for scenes of
+confusion and for volubility of abuse, which have since the times of the
+Tritons ever been associated with those whose special business is with
+fish. It was, therefore, with very great surprise that we walked
+unmolested through that portion of the precinct set aside as the market.
+We went straight to the river’s edge, rod in hand, without having had
+once occasion to use it as a weapon, and without hearing one word that
+might not have been uttered in the Queen’s drawing-room on a court day.
+No crowding, no elbowing, no screaming, no fighting: no ungenteel
+nick-names, no foul-mouthed females hurling anathemas at their
+neighbours’ optics; no rude requests to despatch ourself suddenly down
+to the uttermost depth the human mind is capable of conceiving; no wish
+expressed that we might be inflated very tight indeed; no criticisms on
+the quality of our hat; no impertinent questions as to our present stock
+of soap; nothing whatever, in short, calculated to sustain the ancient
+reputation of Billingsgate.
+
+With easy deliberation we sauntered down to the dumb-barge which forms a
+temporary landing-place while a better one is being built. There we
+beheld a couple of clippers, quite as trim as any revenue-cutter; over
+the sides of which were being handed all sorts of fish; cod, soles,
+whitings, plaice, John Dorys, mackerel; some neatly packed in baskets.
+That nothing should be wanting utterly to subvert established notions of
+Billingsgate, the order, quietness, and system with which these cutters
+were emptied, and their cargoes taken to the stalls, could not be
+exceeded.
+
+This office is performed by fellowship-porters. Being responsible
+individuals, they prevent fraud. Formerly a set of scamps, called
+laggers, ‘conveyed’ the fish; but they used to drop some of the best
+sort softly into the stream, and pick them up at low water. An idea may
+be formed of the profits of their dishonesty, from the fact that laggers
+offered seven shillings a day to be employed, instead of demanding the
+wages of labour. When a salesman had one or two hundred turbots
+consigned to him, a lagger would give the hint to an accomplice, who
+would quickly substitute several small fish for the same number of the
+largest size; a species of fraud which the salesman had it not in his
+power to detect, as the tally was not deficient.
+
+At that time an immense number of bad fish was condemned every morning
+by the superintendent. There was an understanding between the consignees
+and salesmen that when the market was well supplied, any overplus should
+be kept back in store boats at Gravesend, and not brought to market till
+the supply was diminished, and the price raised. This dishonest mode of
+‘regulating’ the market caused a great many stale fish to be brought to
+it; hence the quantity condemned. Now, however, the celerity with which
+fish can be conveyed prevents any such practice, and of late years the
+superintendent has only had occasion to condemn in rare instances.
+
+Every possible expedient and appliance is now resorted to, to bring fish
+to market fresh. As we have a minute or two to wait on the Billingsgate
+punt before the market opens, let us trace the history of a fish from
+the sea to the salesman’s stall. Suppose him to be a turbot hauled with
+a hundred other captives early on Monday afternoon on board one of the
+Barking fishing fleet moored on a bank some twenty miles off Dover. He
+is no sooner taken on board than he is trans-shipped immediately with
+thousands of his flat companions in a row-boat into a clipper, which is
+being fast filled from other vessels of the fleet. When her cargo is
+complete, she sets sail for the mouth of the Thames, and on entering it
+is met by a tug steamer, which tows her up to Billingsgate early on
+Tuesday morning, bringing our turbot _alive_—for he has been put into a
+tank in the hold of the clipper. He is sold as soon as landed, and finds
+his way to table in the neighbourhood of the Mansion House or Belgrave
+Square some four-and-twenty hours after he has been sporting in the sea,
+not less than a hundred and fifty miles off.
+
+Enormous accessions in the supply of fish to the London market have been
+effected, first by the employment of clippers as carrier-boats, (instead
+of each fishing-boat bringing its own cargo as formerly,) and secondly,
+by the use of steam-tugs for towing the transit-craft up the river. In
+the old time a south-westerly wind deprived all London of fish. While it
+prevailed the boats, which usually took shelter in Holy or East Haven on
+the Essex shore, waited for a change of wind, till the fish became
+odoriferous. The cargo was then thrown overboard, and the boats returned
+on another fishing voyage.
+
+The Thames was, at that time, the only highway by which fish was brought
+to Billingsgate; but the old losses and delays are again obviated by
+another source of acceleration. Our turbot is brought at waggon pace
+compared with the more perishable mackerel. The Eddystone lighthouse is
+at least two hundred and fifty miles from Thames Street. Between it and
+the Plymouth Breakwater lie some hundreds of fishing boats, plying their
+trawl-nets. A shoal of mackerel, the superficies of which may be
+measured by the mile, find their way among them, and several thousands
+dart into the nets. They are captured, hauled on board, shovelled into a
+clipper, and while she stands briskly in for shore, busy hands on board
+are packing the fish in baskets. Thousands of these baskets are landed
+in time for the mail train, rattle their way per railroad to Paddington,
+and by seven o’clock on the following morning—that is, in sixteen hours
+after they were rejoicing in the ‘ocean wave’—are in a London
+fishmonger’s taxed-cart on their road to the gridiron or fish-kettle, as
+the taste of the customer dictates.
+
+No distance appears too great from which to bring fish to Billingsgate.
+Packed in long boxes, both by rail and river, between layers of ice,
+salmon come daily in enormous quantities from the remotest rivers of
+Ireland, of Scotland, and even from Norway. So considerable an item is
+ice in the fishmonger’s trade, that a large proprietor at Barking has an
+ice-well capable of stowing eight hundred tons. Another in the same line
+of business has actually contracted with the Surrey Canal Company for
+all the ice generated on their waters!
+
+As we cogitate concerning these ‘great facts’ on the dumb-barge, and
+while the baskets and boxes are being systematically landed, it strikes
+five. A bell—the only noisy appurtenance of Billingsgate—stunningly
+announces that the market is open. The landing of fish proceeds somewhat
+faster, and fishmongers, from all parts of London, and from many parts
+of the provinces—from Oxford, Cambridge, Reading, Windsor, &c.—group
+themselves round the stalls of such salesmen as appear to have the
+choicest fish. These are rapidly sold by (Dutch) auction; and taken to
+the buyers’ carts outside the market.
+
+Nothing can exceed the gentlemanly manner in which the auction is
+conducted, except the mode of doing business at Christie and Manson’s.
+Before the commencement, the salesman, with his flannel apron protecting
+his almost fashionable attire from scaly contact, is seen—behold him
+yonder!—seated behind his stall enjoying a mild Havannah, with an
+appearance of sublime indifference to all around him. Presently, his
+porter deposits a ‘lot’ of fish between him, and an eager group of
+buyers. He puts down his cigar and mounts his rostrum.
+
+“What shall we say, gentlemen, for this score of cod? Shall we say seven
+shillings a piece?”
+
+No answer.
+
+“Six?”
+
+Perfect silence. The auctioneer gives pause for consideration, and takes
+a whiff at his Havannah. Time is, however, precious, where fish is
+concerned, and he is not long in abating another shilling.
+
+“A crown?”
+
+“Done!” exclaims Mr. Jollins of Pimlico.
+
+“Five pounds, if you please!” demands the seller. A note is handed over,
+and the twenty cod are hoisted into Mr. Jollins’ cart, which stands in
+Thames Street, before a second lot is quite disposed of.
+
+This mild proceeding is going on all over the market. On looking to see
+if the remotest relic of such a being as a fish-fag is to be seen, we
+observe a gentleman who, though girded with the flannel uniform of the
+craft, has so fashionable a surtout, so elegant a neckerchief, and such
+a luxuriance of moustache and whiskers, that we mistake him for an
+officer in her Majesty’s Life Guards, selling fish by way of—what in
+Billingsgate used to be called—a ‘jolly lark.’ Enquiry proves, however,
+that he is the accredited consignee of one of the largest fishing fleets
+which sail out of the Thames.
+
+We are bound to confess that the high tone of refinement which had
+hitherto been so well supported on the occasion of our visit, became in
+a little while, slightly depressed. As the legislature of the British
+empire consists of Crown, Lords, and Commons; so also the executive of
+Billingsgate is composed of three estates: first, of the Lord Mayor
+(Piscine secretary of state, Mr. Goldham); secondly, of an aristocracy,
+and, thirdly, of a commonalty, of salesmen. The latter—called in ancient
+Billingsgate _Bummarees_, in modern ditto, ‘Retailers’—are middlemen
+between the smaller fishmonger and the high salesman aristocracy. They
+purchase the various sorts of fish, and arrange them in small assorted
+parcels to suit the convenience of suburban fishmongers, or of those
+peripatetic tradesmen, to whom was formerly applied the obsolete term
+almost of ‘Costermonger.’ The transactions between these parties were
+not conducted under the influence of those strict rules of etiquette
+which governed the earlier dealings of the morning. Indeed, we detected
+the proprietor of a very respectable looking donkey answering a civil
+enquiry from a retailer as to what he was ‘looking for’ with
+
+“Not you!”
+
+It is right, however, to add, in justice to the reputation of a locality
+which has been so long and so undeservedly regarded as the head quarters
+of verbal vulgarity, that a friend of the offender asked him solemnly
+_if he remembered were he wos_; and if he warn’t ashamed of his-self for
+going and bringing his Cheek into that ’ere markit?
+
+Connected with the perambulating purveyors, there is a subject of very
+great importance; namely, cheap food for the poor. Although painful
+revelations of want of proper sustenance in every part of this
+overcrowded country, are daily breaking forth to light; although the low
+dietaries of most workhouses, and some prisons, are very often
+complained of; yet the old Celtic prejudice against fish still exists in
+great force among the humbler orders. Few poor persons will eat fish
+when they can get meat; many prefer gruel, and some slow starvation.
+Divers kinds of wholesome and nutritious fish are now sold at prices not
+above the means of the poorest persons; yet, so small is the demand,
+that the itinerant vendor—through whom what little that is sold reaches
+the humble consumer—makes it a matter of perfect indifference when he
+starts from home whether his venture for the day shall be fish or
+vegetables. His first visit is to Billingsgate; but if he find things,
+as regards price or kind, not to his taste, he adjourns to speculate in
+Covent Garden. He has, therefore, no regular market for what might most
+beneficially become a staple article. During the fruit season, little or
+no fish reaches the humbler classes; because then their purveyors find
+dealings with the ‘Garden’ more profitable than dealings at the ‘Gate.’
+
+Not long since a large quantity of wholesome fish of various sorts was
+left upon the hands of the market superintendent. By the advice of the
+Lord Mayor, it was forwarded for consumption to Giltspur Street Compter.
+The prisoners actually refused to eat it, and accompanied their refusal
+with a jocose allusion to the want of a proper accompaniment of sauce.
+
+Among the stronger instances of the popular aversion to this kind of
+food, we may mention that in 1812, one of the members of the Committee
+for the Relief of the Manufacturing Poor, agreed with some fishermen to
+take from ten to twenty thousand mackerel a day, at a penny a piece; a
+price at which the fishermen said they could afford to supply the London
+market, to any extent, were they sure of a regular sale. On the 15th
+June, 1812, upwards of seventeen thousand mackerel, delivered at the
+stipulated price, were sent to Spitalfields, and sold to the working
+weavers at the original cost of a penny a piece. Though purchased with
+great avidity by the inhabitants of that district, it soon appeared that
+Spitalfields alone would not be equal to the consumption of the vast
+quantities of mackerel which daily poured into the market; they were,
+therefore, sent for distribution at the same rate, in other parts of the
+town; workhouses and other public establishments were also served, and
+the supply increased to such a degree, that five hundred thousand
+mackerel arrived and were sold in one day.
+
+This cheap and benevolent supply was eagerly absorbed while the distress
+lasted; but as soon as trade revived, the demand fell off and finally
+ceased altogether.
+
+Is this aversion to fish unconquerable? If it be not, what an enormous
+augmentation of wholesome food might be procured to relieve the
+increasing wants of the humble and needy. All the time the above
+experiment was tried, only a small portion of the coast was available
+for the supply of the densest inland populations of this island. Now,
+there is scarcely a creek or an estuary from which fish cannot be
+rapidly transported, however great the distance.
+
+Compared with the boundless means of supply, and the lightning-like
+powers of transit, the price of fish is at present inordinately dear.
+But this is solely the fault of the public. The demand is too
+inconsiderable to call forth any great and, therefore, economical
+system. The voyager, per steam, between the Thames and Scotland, or
+between London and Cork, cannot fail to wonder when he sees, as he
+surely will see on a warm, calm day, _scores of square miles_ of
+haddocks, mackerel, pilchards, herrings, &c.; when he has left on shore
+thousands of human beings pining for food. These enormous shoals
+approach the land, too, on purpose to be caught. In the History of
+British Fishes, Mr. Yarrell says, ‘The law of Nature which obliges
+mackerel and many others to visit the shallower water of the shores at a
+particular season, appears to be one of those wise and beautiful
+provisions of the Creator by which not only is the species perpetuated
+with the greatest certainty, but a large portion of the parent animals
+are thus brought within the reach of man, who, but for the action of
+this law, would be deprived of many of those species most valuable to
+him as food. For the mackerel dispersed over the immense surface of the
+deep, no effective fishery could be carried on; but approaching the
+shore as they do from all directions, and roving along the coast
+collected in immense shoals, millions are caught, which yet form but a
+very small portion compared with the myriads that escape.’ The fecundity
+of some of the species is marvellous. It has been ascertained by actual
+experiment, that the roe of the cod fish contains from six to nine
+millions of eggs.
+
+Nor are river fish less abundant. Mr. Yarrell says, that two persons
+once calculated from actual observation, that from sixteen to eighteen
+hundred of the delicate ingredients for Twickenham pies passed a given
+point on the Thames in one minute of time; an average of more than one
+hundred thousand per hour. And this _eel-fare_, as it is called, is
+going on incessantly for more than two months. The king of fish is
+equally prolific, and quite as easily captured. The choicest salmon that
+appear in Billingsgate are from the river Bann, near Coleraine. We found
+it eighteen pence per pound; yet it is recorded that fourteen hundred
+and fifty salmon were taken in that river at one drag of a single net!
+
+The appetite for fish is, it would seem, an acquired taste; but it would
+be of enormous advantage if any means could be devised for encouraging
+the consumption of this description of food. In order to commence the
+experiment we would suggest the regular introduction of fish into
+workhouse and prison dietaries. Formerly, such a measure was not
+practicable during the whole of the year, but, with a trifling outlay,
+such a system of supply might be organised as would ensure freshness and
+constancy.
+
+The proprietor of the handsome donkey, who led us into this statistical
+reverie, informed us—and he was corroborated by his friend—that the only
+certainty was the red-herring and periwinkle trade; but then the
+competition was so werry great. “_I_ don’t know how it is,” he observed,
+“but people’ll buy salt things with all the wirtue dried out on ’em,
+but——”
+
+“That’s because they has a relish,” interrupted the Mentor.
+
+“But fresh fish,” renewed the other gentleman, with a glance of
+displeasure at being interrupted; “fresh fish—all alive, as we cries
+’em—fresh fish, mind you!—they can’t abear!”
+
+We also learnt from these gentlemen that the professors of the Hebrew
+faith were the only constant fish-eaters.
+
+“And wy?” continued the councillor, “cos when they eats fish, they
+thinks they’re a fasting!”
+
+This reminding us that we were actually fasting, we complimented our
+friend on his donkey (which he assured us was a ‘Moke’ of the reg’lar
+Tantivy breed), and having completed the filling of our basket, were
+about to return home to breakfast, with an excellent appetite, and a
+high respect for the manners of modern fishmongers, when he hailed us
+easily with, “Halloa, you Sir!”
+
+We went back.
+
+“I tell you wot,” he said, jerking his thumb over his shoulder, in the
+direction of the Market Tavern,—“but p’raps you have though.”
+
+“Have what?” said we.
+
+“Dined at Simpson’s, the Fish Hord’n’ry,” said he.
+
+“Never,” said we.
+
+“Do it!” said he. “You go and have a tuck-out at Simpson’s at four
+o’clock in the arternoon (wen me and my old ooman is a going to take our
+tea, with a winkle or wot not) and you’ll come out as bright as a star,
+and as sleek as this here Moke.”
+
+We thanked him for his hint towards the improvement of our personal
+appearance, which was a little dilapidated at that hour of the morning,
+and were so much impressed by the possibility of rivalling the Moke,
+that we returned at four o’clock in the afternoon, and climbed up to the
+first floor of Mr. Simpson’s house.
+
+A glance at the clock assured us that Mr. Simpson was a genius. He kept
+it back ten minutes, to give stragglers a last chance. Already, the long
+table down the whole length of the long low room was nearly full, and
+people were sitting at a side table, looking out through windows, like
+stern-windows aboard ship, at flapping sails, and rigging. The host was
+in the chair, with a wooden hammer ready to his hand; and five several
+gentlemen, much excited by hunger and haste, who had run us down on the
+stairs, had leaped into seats, and were menacing expected turbots with
+their knives.
+
+We slipped into a vacant chair by a gentleman from the Eastern Counties,
+who immediately informed us that Sir Robert Peel was all wrong, and the
+agricultural interest blown to shivers. This gentleman had little pieces
+of sticking-plaster stuck all over him, and we thought his discontent
+had broken out in an eruption, until he informed us that he had been
+‘going it, all last week’ with some ruined friends of his who were also
+in town, and that ‘champagne and claret always had that effect upon
+him.’
+
+On our left hand, was an undertaker from Whitechapel. “Here’s a bill,”
+says he; “this General Interment! What’s to become of my old hands who
+haven’t been what you may call rightly sober these twenty years? Ain’t
+there _any_ religious feeling in the country?”
+
+The company had come, like the fish, from various distances. There was a
+respectable Jew provision-merchant from Hamburg, over the way. Next him,
+an old man with sunken jaws that were always in motion, like a gutta
+percha mouth that was being continually squeezed. He had come from York.
+Hard by, a very large smooth-faced old gentleman in an immense ribbed
+satin waistcoat, out of Devonshire, attended by a pink nephew who was
+walking the London Hospitals. Lower down, was a wooden leg that had
+brought the person it belonged to, all the way from Canada. Two
+‘parties,’ as the waiter called them, who had been with a tasting-order
+to the Docks, and were a little scared about the eyes, belonged to
+Doncaster. Pints of stout and porter were handed round, agreeably to
+their respective orders. Everybody took his own pint pot to himself, and
+seemed suspicious of his neighbour. As the minute hand of the clock
+approached a quarter past four, the gentleman from the Eastern Counties
+whispered us, that if the country held out for another year, it was as
+much as he expected.
+
+Suddenly a fine salmon sparkled and twinkled like a silver harlequin
+before Mr. Simpson. A goodly dish of soles was set on lower down; then,
+in quick succession, appeared flounders, fried eels, stewed eels, cod
+fish, melted butter, lobster-sauce, potatoes. Savoury steams curled and
+curled about the company’s heads, and toyed with the company’s noses.
+Mr. Simpson hammered on the table. Grace!
+
+For one silent moment, Mr. Simpson gazed upon the salmon as if he were
+the salmon’s admiring father, and then fell upon him, and helped twenty
+people without winking. Five or six flushed waiters hurried to and fro,
+and played cymbals with the plates; the company rattled an accompaniment
+of knives and forks; the fish were no more, in a twinkling. Boiled beef,
+mutton, and a huge dish of steaks, were soon disposed of in like manner.
+Small glasses of brandy round, were gone, ere one could say it
+lightened. Cheese melted away. Crusts dissolved into air. Mr. Simpson
+was gay. He knew the worst the company could do. He saw it done, twice
+every day. Again he hammered on the table. Grace!
+
+Then, the cloth, the plates, the salt-cellars, the knives and forks, the
+glasses and pewter-pots, being all that the guests had not eaten or
+drunk, were cleared; bunches of pipes were laid upon the table; and
+everybody ordered what he liked to drink, or went his way. Mr. Simpson’s
+punch, in wicked tumblers of immense dimensions, was the most in favour.
+Mr. Simpson himself consorted with a company of generous
+spirits—connected with a Brewery, perhaps—and smoked a mild cigar. The
+large gentleman out of Devonshire: so large now, that he was obliged to
+move his chair back, to give his satin waistcoat play: ordered a small
+pint bottle of port, passed it to the pink nephew, and disparaged punch.
+The nephew dutifully concurred, but looked at the undertaker’s glass,
+out of the corner of his eye, as if he could have reconciled himself to
+punch, too, under pressure, on a desart island. The ‘parties’ from the
+Docks took rum-and-water, and wandered in their conversation. He of the
+Eastern Counties took cold gin-and-water for a change, and for the
+purification of his blood. Deep in the oiled depths of the old-fashioned
+table, a reflection of every man’s face appeared below him, beaming.
+Many pipes were lighted, the windows were opened at top, and a fragrant
+cloud enwrapped the company, as if they were all being carried upward
+together. The undertaker laughed monstrously at a joke, and the
+agriculturist thought the country might go on, say ten years, with good
+luck.
+
+Eighteen pence a-head had done it all—the drink, and smoke, and civil
+attendance excepted—and again this was Billingsgate! Verily, there is
+‘an ancient and fish-like smell’ about our popular opinions sometimes;
+and our hereditary exaltations and depressions of some things would bear
+revision!
+
+
+
+
+ GREENWICH WEATHER-WISDOM.
+
+
+In England everybody notices the weather, and talks about the weather,
+and suffers by the weather, yet very few of us _know_ anything about it.
+The changes of our climate have given us a constant and an insatiable
+national disease—consumption; the density of our winter fog has gained
+an European celebrity; whilst the general haziness of the atmosphere
+induces an Italian or an American to doubt whether we are ever indulged
+with a real blue sky. ‘Good day’ has become the national salutation;
+umbrellas, water-proof clothes and cough mixtures are almost necessities
+of English life; yet, despite these daily and hourly proofs of the
+importance of the weather to each and all of us, it is only within the
+last ten years that any effectual steps have been taken in England to
+watch the weather and the proximate elements which regulate its course
+and variations.
+
+Yet, in those ten years positive wonders have been done, and good hope
+established that a continuance of patient enquiry will be rewarded by
+still further discoveries. To take a single result it may be mentioned,
+that a careful study of the thermometer has shown that a descent of the
+temperature of London from forty-five to thirty-two degrees, generally
+kills about 300 persons. They may not all die in the very week when the
+loss of warmth takes place, but the number of deaths is found to
+increase to that extent over the previous average within a short period
+after the change. The fall of temperature, in truth, kills them as
+certainly as a well aimed cannon-shot. Our changing climate or deficient
+food and shelter has weathered them for the final stroke, but they
+actually die at last of the weather.
+
+Before 1838 several European states less apt than ourselves to talk
+about the weather, had taken it up as a study, and had made various
+contributions to the general knowledge of the subject; but in that year
+England began to act. The officials who now and then emerge from the
+Admiralty under the title of the ‘Board of Visitors,’ to see what is in
+progress at the Greenwich Observatory, were reminded by Mr. Airy, the
+astronomer royal, that much good might be done by pursuing a course of
+magnetic and meteorological observations. The officials ‘listened and
+believed.’
+
+The following year saw a wooden fence pushed out behind the Observatory
+walls in the direction of Blackheath, and soon afterwards a few
+low-roofed, unpainted, wooden buildings were dotted over the enclosure.
+These structures are small enough and humble enough to outward view, yet
+they contain some most beautifully constructed instruments, and have
+been the scene of a series of observations and discoveries of the
+greatest interest and value. The stray holiday visitor to Greenwich
+Park, who feels tempted to look over the wooden paling sees only a
+series of deal sheds, upon a rough grass-plat; a mast some 80 feet high,
+steadied by ropes, and having a lanthorn at the top, and a windlass
+below; and if he looks closer he perceives a small inner enclosure
+surrounded by a dwarf fence, an upright stand with a moveable top
+sheltering a collection of thermometers, and here and there a pile of
+planks and unused partitioning that helps to give the place an
+appearance of temporary expediency—an aspect something between a
+collection of emigrant’s cottages and the yard of a dealer in
+second-hand building materials. But,—as was said when speaking of the
+Astronomical Observatory,—Greenwich is a practical place, and not one
+prepared for show. Science, like virtue, does not require a palace for a
+dwelling-place. In this collection of deal houses during the last ten
+years Nature has been constantly watched, and interrogated with the zeal
+and patience which alone can glean a knowledge of her secrets. And the
+results of those watches, kept at all hours, and in all weathers, are
+curious in the extreme: but before we ask what they are, let us cross
+the barrier, and see with what tools the weather-students work.
+
+The main building is built in the form of a cross, with its chief front
+to the magnetic north. It is formed of wood; all iron and other metals
+being carefully excluded; for its purpose is to contain three large
+magnets, which have to be isolated from all influence likely to
+interfere with their truthful action. In three arms of the cross these
+magnets are suspended by bands of unwrought, untwisted silk. In the
+fourth arm is a sort of double window filled with apparatus for
+receiving the electricity collected at the top of the mast which stands
+close by. Thus in this wooden shed we find one portion devoted to
+electricity—to the detection and registry of the stray lightning of the
+atmosphere—and the other three to a set of instruments that feel the
+influence and register the variations of the magnetic changes in the
+condition of the air. ‘True as the needle to the pole,’ is the burden of
+an old song, which now shows how little our forefathers knew about this
+same needle, which, in truth, has a much steadier character than it
+deserves. Let all who still have faith in the legend go to the
+magnet-house, and when they have seen the vagaries there displayed, they
+will have but a poor idea of Mr. Charles Dibdin’s sea-heroes whose
+constancy is declared to have been as true as their compasses were to
+the north.
+
+Upon entering the magnet-house, the first object that attracts attention
+are the jars to which the electricity is brought down. The fluid is
+collected, as just stated, by a conductor running from the top of the
+mast outside. In order that not the slightest portion may be lost in its
+progress down, a lamp is kept constantly burning near the top of the
+pole, the light of which keeps warm and dry a body of glass that cuts
+off all communication between the conductor and the machinery which
+supports it. Another light for the purpose of collecting the electricity
+by its flame, is placed above the top of the pole. This light, burning
+at night, has given rise to many a strange supposition in the
+neighbourhood. It is too high up to be serviceable as a lanthorn to
+those below. Besides, who walks in Greenwich Park after the gates are
+closed? It can light only the birds or the deer. ‘Then, surely,’ says
+another popular legend, ‘it is to guide the ships on the river, when on
+their way up at night;—a sort of land-mark to tell whereabouts the
+Observatory is when the moon and stars are clouded, and refuse to show
+where their watchers are.’
+
+All these speculations are idle, for the lights burn when the sun is
+shining, as well as at night; and the object of the lower one is that no
+trace of moisture, and no approach of cold, shall give the electricity a
+chance of slipping down the mast, or the ropes, to the earth, but shall
+leave it no way of escape from the wise men below, who want it, and will
+have it, whether it likes or no, in their jars, that they may measure
+its quantity and its quality, and write both down in their journals. It
+is thus that electricity comes down the wires into those jars on our
+right as we enter. If very slight, its presence there is indicated by
+tiny morsels of pendent gold-leaf; if stronger, the divergence of two
+straws show it; if stronger still, the third jar holds its greater
+force, whilst neighbouring instruments measure the length of the
+electric sparks, or mark the amount of the electric force. At the desk,
+close by, sits the observer, who jots down the successive indications.
+In his book he registers from day to day, throughout the year, how much
+electricity has been in the air, and what was its character, even to
+such particulars as to whether its sparks were blue, violet, or purple
+in colour. At times, however, he has to exercise great care, and it is
+not always that he even then escapes receiving severe shocks.
+
+Passing on, we approach the magnets. They are three in number; of large
+size, and differently suspended, to show the various ways in which such
+bodies are acted upon. All hang by bands of unwrought silk. If the silk
+were twisted, it would twist the magnets, and the accuracy of their
+position would be disturbed. Magnets, like telescopes, must be true in
+their adjustment to the hundredth part of a hair’s breadth. One magnet
+hangs north and south; another east and west; and a third, like a
+scale-beam, is balanced on knife-edges and agate planes, so beautifully,
+that when once adjusted and enclosed in its case, it is opened only once
+a year, lest one grain of dust, or one small spider, should destroy its
+truth; for spiders are as troublesome to the weather-student as to the
+astronomer. These insects like the perfect quiet that reigns about the
+instruments of the philosopher, and with heroic perseverance persist in
+spinning their fine threads amongst his machines. Indeed, spiders
+occasionally betray the magnetic observer into very odd behaviour. At
+times he may be seen bowing in the sunshine, like a Persian
+fire-worshipper; now stooping in this direction, now dodging in that,
+but always gazing through the sun’s rays up towards that luminary. He
+seems demented, staring at nothing. At last he lifts his hand; he
+snatches apparently at vacancy to pull nothing down. In truth his eye
+had at last caught the gleam of light reflected from an almost invisible
+spider line running from the electrical wire to the neighbouring planks.
+The spider who had ventured on the charged wire paid the penalty of such
+daring with his life long ago, but he had left his web behind him, and
+that beautifully minute thread has been carrying off to the earth a
+portion of the electric fluid, before it had been received, and tested,
+and registered, by the mechanism below. Such facts show the exceeding
+delicacy of the observations.
+
+For seven years, the magnets suspended in this building were constantly
+watched every two hours—every even hour—day and night, except on
+Sundays, the object being that some light might be thrown upon the laws
+regulating the movements of the mariner’s compass; hence, that whilst
+men became wiser, navigation might be rendered safer. The chief
+observer—the _genius loci_—is Mr. Glaisher, whose name figures in the
+reports of the Registrar-General. He, with two assistants, from year to
+year, went on making these tedious examinations of the variations of the
+magnets, by means of small telescopes, fixed with great precision upon
+pedestals of masonry or wood fixed on the earth, and unconnected with
+the floor of the building, occupying a position exactly between the
+three magnets. This mode of proceeding had continued for some years with
+almost unerring regularity, and certain large quarto volumes full of
+figures were the results, when an ingenious medical man, Mr. Brooke, hit
+upon a photographic plan for removing the necessity for this perpetual
+watchfulness. Now, in the magnet-house, we see light and chemistry doing
+the tasks before performed by human labour; and doing them more
+faithfully than even the most vigilant of human eyes and hands. Around
+the magnets are cases of zinc, so perfect that they exclude all light
+from without. Inside those cases, in one place, is a lamp giving a
+single ray of prepared light which, falling upon a mirror soldered to
+the magnet, moves with its motions. This wandering ray, directed towards
+a sheet of sensitive photographic paper, records the magnet’s slightest
+motion! The paper moves on by clockwork, and once in four-and-twenty
+hours an assistant, having closed the shutters of the building, lights a
+lanthorn of _yellow glass_, opens the magnet-boxes, removes the paper on
+which the magnets have been enabled to record their own motions, and
+then, having put in a fresh sheet of sensitive paper, he shuts it
+securely in, winds up the clockwork, puts out his yellow light and lets
+in the sunshine. His lanthorn glass is yellow, because the yellow rays
+are the only ones which can be safely allowed to fall upon the
+photographic paper during its removal from the instrument, to the dish
+in which its magnetic picture is to be _fixed_ by a further chemical
+process. It is the blue ray of the light that gives the daguerrotypic
+likeness;—as most persons who have had their heads off, under the hands
+of M. Claudet, or Mr. Beard, or any of their numerous competitors in the
+art of preparing sun-pictures, well know.
+
+Since the apparatus of Mr. Brooke for the self-registration of the
+magnetic changes has been in operation at Greenwich, the time of Mr.
+Glaisher and his assistants has been more at liberty for other branches
+of their duties. These are numerous enough. Thermometers and barometers
+have to be watched as well as magnets. To these instruments the same
+ingenious photographic contrivance is applied.
+
+The wooden building next to the magnet-house on the south-west contains
+a modification of Mr. Brooke’s ingenious plan, by which the rise and
+fall of the temperature of the air is self-registered. Outside the
+building are the bulbs of thermometers freely exposed to the weather.
+Their shafts run through a zinc case, and as the mercury rises or falls,
+it moves a float having a projecting arm. Across this arm is thrown the
+ray of prepared light which falls then upon the sensitive paper. Thus we
+see the variations of the needle and the variations in heat and cold
+both recording their own story, within these humble-looking wooden
+sheds, as completely as the wind and the rain are made to do the same
+thing, on the top of the towers of the Observatory. The reward given to
+the inventor of this ingenious mode of self-registration has been
+recently revealed in a parliamentary paper, thus:—‘To Mr. Charles Brooke
+for his invention and establishment at the Royal Observatory, of the
+apparatus for the self-registration of magnetical and meteorological
+phenomena, 500_l._’ Every year the invention will save fully 500_l._
+worth of human toil; and the reward seems small when we see every year
+millions voted for warlike, sinecure, and other worse than useless
+purposes.
+
+Photography, however, cannot do all the work. Its records have to be
+checked by independent observations every day, and then both have to be
+brought to their practical value by comparison with certain tables which
+test their accuracy, and make them available for disclosing certain
+scientific results. The preparation of such tables is one of the
+practical triumphs of Greenwich. Many a quiet country gentleman amuses
+his leisure by noting day by day the variations of his thermometer and
+barometer. Heretofore such observations were isolated and of no general
+value, but now by the tables completed by Mr. Glaisher, and published by
+the Royal Society, they may all be converted into scientific values, and
+be made available for the increase of our weather-wisdom. For nearly
+seventy years the Royal Society had observations made at Somerset House,
+but they were a dead letter—mere long columns of figures—till these
+tables gave them significance. And the same tables now knit into one
+scientific whole, the observations taken by forty scientific volunteers,
+who, from day to day, record for the Registrar-General of births and
+deaths, the temperature, moisture, &c., of their different localities,
+which vary from Glasgow to Guernsey, and from Cornwall to Norwich.
+
+What the Rosetta stone is to the history of the Pharaohs, these
+Greenwich tables have been to the weather-hieroglyphics. They have
+afforded something like a key to the language in which the secrets are
+written; and it remains for industrious observation and scientific zeal
+to complete the modern victory over ancient ignorance. Already, the
+results of the Greenwich studies of the weather have given us a number
+of curious morsels of knowledge. The wholesale destruction of human life
+induced by a fall in the temperature of London has just been noticed.
+Besides the manifestation of that fact, we are shown, that instead of a
+warm summer being followed by a cold winter, the tendency of the law of
+the weather is to group warm seasons together, and cold seasons
+together. Mr. Glaisher has made out, that the character of the weather
+seems to follow certain curves, so to speak, each extending over periods
+of fifteen years. During the first half of each of these periods, the
+seasons become warmer and warmer, till they reach their warmest point,
+and then they sink again, becoming colder and colder, till they reach
+the lowest point, whence they rise again. His tables range over the last
+seventy-nine years—from 1771 to 1849. Periods shown to be the coldest,
+were years memorable for high-priced food, increased mortality, popular
+discontent, and political changes. In his diagrams, the warm years are
+tinted brown, and the cold years grey, and as the sheets are turned over
+and the dates scanned, the fact suggests itself that a grey period saw
+Lord George Gordon’s riots; a grey period was marked by the Reform Bill
+excitement; and a grey period saw the Corn Laws repealed.
+
+A few more morsels culled from the experience of these weather-seers,
+and we have done.
+
+Those seasons have been best which have enjoyed an average
+temperature—nor too hot nor too cold.
+
+The indications are that the climate of England is becoming warmer, and,
+consequently, healthier; a fact to be partly accounted for by the
+improved drainage and the removal of an excess of timber from the land.
+
+The intensity of cholera was found greatest in those places where the
+air was stagnant; and, therefore, any means for causing its motion, as
+lighting fires and improving ventilation, are thus proved to be of the
+utmost consequence.
+
+Some day near the 20th of January—the lucky guess in 1838 of Murphy’s
+Weather Almanac—will, upon the average of years, be found to be the
+coldest of the whole year.
+
+In the middle of May there are generally some days of cold, so severe as
+to be unexplainable. Humboldt mentions this fact in his Cosmos; and
+various authors have tried to account for it,—at present in vain. The
+favourite notion, perhaps, is that which attributes this period of cold
+to the loosening of the icebergs of the North. Another weather
+eccentricity is the usual advent of some warm days at the beginning of
+November.
+
+Certain experiments in progress to test the difference between the
+temperature of the Thames and of the surrounding atmosphere are expected
+to show the cause of the famous London fog. During the night the Thames
+is often from ten to seventeen degrees warmer, and in the day time from
+eight to ten degrees colder than the air above it.
+
+If the theory of weather-cycles holds good, we are to have seasons
+colder than the average from this time till 1853, when warmth will begin
+again to predominate over cold. A chilly prophecy this to close with,
+and therefore, rather let an anecdote complete this chapter on the
+Weather-Watchers of Greenwich.
+
+Amongst other experiments going on some time ago in the Observatory
+enclosure, were some by which Mr. Glaisher sought to discover how much
+warmth the Earth lost during the hours of night, and how much moisture
+the Air would take up in a day from a given surface. Upon the long grass
+within the dwarf fence already mentioned were placed all sorts of odd
+substances in little distinct quantities. Ashes, wood, leather, linen,
+cotton, glass, lead, copper, and stone, amongst other things, were there
+to show how each affected the question of radiation. Close by upon a
+post was a dish six inches across, in which every day there was
+punctually poured one ounce of water, and at the same hour next day, as
+punctually was this fluid re-measured to see what had been lost by
+evaporation. For three years this latter experiment had been going on,
+and the results were posted up in a book; but the figures gave most
+contradictory results. There was either something very irregular in the
+air, or something very wrong in the apparatus. It was watched for
+leakage, but none was found, when one day Mr. Glaisher stepped out of
+the magnet-house, and looking towards the stand, the mystery was
+revealed. The evaporating dish of the philosopher was being used as a
+bath by an irreverent bird!—a sparrow was scattering from his wings the
+water left to be drunk by the winds of Heaven. Only one thing remained
+to be done; and the next minute saw a pen run through the tables that
+had taken three years to compile. The labour was lost—the work had to be
+begun again.
+
+
+
+
+ MY WONDERFUL ADVENTURES IN SKITZLAND.
+
+
+ CHAPTER THE FIRST.
+
+The Beginning is a Bore—I fall into Misfortune.
+
+I am fond of Gardening. I like to dig. If among the operations of the
+garden any need for such a work can be at any time discovered or
+invented, I like to dig a hole. On the 3d of March, 1849, I began a hole
+behind the kitchen wall, where-into it was originally intended to
+transplant a plum-tree. The exercise was so much to my taste, that a
+strange humour impelled me to dig on. A fascination held me to the task.
+I neglected my business. I disappeared from the earth’s surface. A boy
+who worked a basket by means of a rope and pulley, aided me; so aided, I
+confined my whole attention to spade labour. The centripetal force
+seemed to have made me its especial victim. I dug on until Autumn. In
+the beginning of November I observed that, upon percussion, the sound
+given by the floor of my pit was resonant. I did not intermit my labour,
+urged as I was by a mysterious instinct downwards. On applying my ear, I
+occasionally heard a subdued sort of rattle, which caused me to form a
+theory that the centre of the earth might be composed of mucus. In
+November, the ground broke beneath me into a hollow and I fell a
+considerable distance. I alighted on the box-seat of a four-horse coach,
+which happened to be running at that time immediately underneath. The
+coachman took no notice whatever of my sudden arrival by his side. He
+was so completely muffled up, that I could observe only the skilful way
+in which he manipulated reins and whip. The horses were yellow. I had
+seen no more than this, when the guard’s horn blew, and presently we
+pulled up at an inn. A waiter came out, and appeared to collect four
+bags from the passengers inside the coach. He then came round to me.
+
+“Dine here, Sir?”
+
+“Yes, certainly,” said I. I like to dine—not the sole point of
+resemblance between myself and the great Johnson.
+
+“Trouble you for your stomach, Sir.”
+
+While the waiter was looking up with a polite stare into my puzzled
+face, my neighbour, the coachman, put one hand within his outer coat, as
+if to feel for money in his waistcoat pocket. Directly afterwards his
+fingers came again to light, and pulled forth an enormous sack.
+Notwithstanding that it was abnormally enlarged, I knew by observation
+of its form and texture that this was a stomach, with the œsophagus
+attached. This, then, the waiter caught as it was thrown down to him,
+and hung it carelessly over his arm, together with the four smaller bags
+(which I now knew to be also stomachs) collected from the passengers
+within the coach. I started up, and as I happened to look round,
+observed a skeleton face upon the shoulders of a gentleman who sat
+immediately behind my back. My own features were noticed at the same
+time by the guard, who now came forward, touching his hat.
+
+“Beg your pardon, Sir, but you’ve been and done it.”
+
+“Done what?”
+
+“Why, Sir, you should have booked your place, and not come up in this
+clandestine way. However, you’ve been and done it!”
+
+“My good man, what have I done?”
+
+“Why, sir, the Baron Terroro’s eyes had the box-seat, and I strongly
+suspect you’ve been and sat upon them.”
+
+I looked involuntarily to see whether I had been sitting upon anything
+except the simple cushion. Truly enough, there was an eye, which I had
+crushed and flattened.
+
+“Only one,” I said.
+
+“Worse for you, and better for him. The other eye had time to escape,
+and it will know you again, that’s certain. Well, it’s no business of
+mine. Of course you’ve no appetite now for dinner? Better pay your fare,
+Sir. To the Green Hippopotamus and Spectacles, where we put up, it’s
+ten-and-six.”
+
+“Is there room inside?” I enquired. It was advisable to shrink from
+observation.
+
+“Yes, Sir. The inside passengers are mostly skeleton. There’s room for
+three, Sir. Inside, one-pound-one.”
+
+I paid the money, and became an inside passenger.
+
+
+ CHAPTER THE SECOND.
+
+Of Divisions which occur in Skitzland—I am taken up.
+
+Professor Essig’s Lectures on Anatomy had so fortified me, that I did
+not shrink from entering the Skitzton coach. It contained living limbs,
+loose or attached to skeletons in other respects bare, except that they
+were clothed with broadcloth garments, cut after the English fashion.
+One passenger only had a complete face of flesh, he had also one living
+hand; the other hand I guessed was bony, because it was concealed in a
+glove obviously padded. By observing the fit of his clothes, I came to a
+conclusion that this gentleman was stuffed throughout; that all his
+limbs, except the head and hand, were artificial. Two pairs of Legs, in
+woollen stockings, and a pair of Ears, were in a corner of the coach,
+and in another corner there were nineteen or twenty Scalps.
+
+I thought it well to look astonished at nothing, and, having pointed in
+a careless manner to the scalps, asked what might be their destination?
+The person with the Face and Hand replied to me; and although evidently
+himself a gentleman, he addressed me with a tone of unconcealed respect.
+
+“They are going to Skitzton, Sir, to the hair-dresser’s.”
+
+“Yes, to be sure,” I said. “They are to make Natural Skin Wigs. I might
+have known.”
+
+“I beg your pardon, Sir. There is a ball to-morrow night at Culmsey. But
+the gentry do not like to employ village barbers, and therefore many of
+the better class of people send their hair to Skitzton, and receive it
+back by the return coach properly cut and curled.”
+
+“Oh,” said I. “Ah! Oh, indeed!”
+
+“Dinners, gentlemen!” said a voice at the window, and the waiter handed
+in four stomachs, now tolerably well filled. Each passenger received his
+property, and pulling open his chest with as much composure as if he
+were unbuttoning his waistcoat, restored his stomach, with a dinner in
+it, to the right position. Then the reckonings were paid, and the coach
+started.
+
+I thought of my garden, and much wished that somebody could throw
+Professor Essig down the hole that I had dug. A few things were to be
+met with in Skitzland which would rather puzzle him. They puzzled me;
+but I took refuge in silence, and so fortified, protected my ignorance
+from an exposure.
+
+“You are going to Court, Sir, I presume?” said my Face and Hand friend,
+after a short pause. His was the only mouth in the coach, excepting
+mine, so that he was the only passenger able to enter into conversation.
+
+“My dear Sir,” I replied, “let me be frank with you. I have arrived here
+unexpectedly out of another world. Of the manners and customs, nay, of
+the very nature of the people who inhabit this country, I know nothing.
+For any information you can give me, I shall be very grateful.”
+
+My friend smiled incredulity, and said,
+
+“Whatever you are pleased to profess, I will believe. What you are
+pleased to feign a wish for, I am proud to furnish. In Skitzland, the
+inhabitants, until they come of age, retain that illustrious appearance
+which you have been so fortunate as never to have lost. During the night
+of his twenty-first birthday, each Skitzlander loses the limbs which up
+to that period have received from him no care, no education. Of those
+neglected parts the skeletons alone remain, but all those organs which
+he has employed sufficiently continue unimpaired. I, for example,
+devoted to the study of the law, forgot all occupation but to think, to
+use my senses and to write. I rarely used my legs, and therefore Nature
+has deprived me of them.”
+
+“But,” I observed, “it seems that in Skitzland you are able to take
+yourselves to pieces.”
+
+“No one has that power, Sir, more largely than yourself. What organs we
+have we can detach on any service. When dispersed, a simple force of
+Nature directs all corresponding members whither to fly that they may
+re-assemble.”
+
+“If they can fly,” I asked, “why are they sent in coaches? There were a
+pair of eyes on the box-seat.”
+
+“Simply for safety against accidents. Eyes flying alone are likely to be
+seized by birds, and incur many dangers. They are sent, therefore,
+usually under protection, like any other valuable parcel.”
+
+“Do many accidents occur?”
+
+“Very few. For mutual protection, and also because a single member is
+often all that has been left existing of a fellow Skitzlander our laws,
+as you, Sir, know much better than myself, estimate the destruction of
+any part absent on duty from its skeleton as a crime equivalent to
+murder——”
+
+After this I held my tongue. Presently my friend again enquired whether
+I was going up to Court?
+
+“Why should I go to Court?”
+
+“Oh, Sir, it pleases you to be facetious. You must be aware that any
+Skitzlander who has been left by Nature in possession of every limb,
+sits in the Assembly of the Perfect, or the Upper House, and receives
+many state emoluments and dignities.”
+
+“Are there many members of that Upper Assembly?”
+
+“Sir, there were forty-two. But if you are now travelling to claim your
+seat, the number will be raised to forty-three.”
+
+“The Baron Terroro—” I hinted.
+
+“My brother, Sir. His eyes are on the box-seat under my care.
+Undoubtedly he is a Member of the Upper House.”
+
+I was now anxious to get out of the coach as soon as possible. My wish
+was fulfilled after the next pause. One Eye, followed by six Pairs of
+Arms, with strong hard Hands belonging to them, flew in at the window. I
+was collared; the door was opened, and all hands were at work to drag me
+out and away. The twelve Hands whisked me through the air, while the one
+Eye sailed before us, like an old bird, leader of the flight.
+
+
+ CHAPTER THE THIRD.
+
+My Imprisonment and Trial for Murder.
+
+What sort of sky have they in Skitzland? Our earth overarches them, and,
+as the sunlight filters through, it causes a subdued illumination with
+very pure rays. Skitzland is situated nearly in the centre of our globe,
+it hangs there like a shrunken kernel in the middle of a nutshell. The
+height from Skitzland to the over-arching canopy is great; so great,
+that if I had not fallen personally from above the firmament, I should
+have considered it to be a blue sky similar to ours. At night it is
+quite dark; but during the day there is an appearance in the Heaven of
+white spots; their glistening reminded me of stars. I noticed them as I
+was being conveyed to prison by the strong arms of justice, for it was
+by a detachment of members from the Skitzton Police that I was now
+hurried along. The air was very warm, and corroborated the common
+observation of an increase of heat as you get into the pith of our
+planet. The theory of Central Fire, however, is, you perceive quite
+overturned by my experience.
+
+We alighted near the outskirts of a large and busy town. Through its
+streets I was dragged publicly, much stared at, and much staring. The
+street life was one busy nightmare of disjointed limbs. Professor Essig,
+could he have been dragged through Skitzton, would have delivered his
+farewell lecture upon his return. ‘Gentlemen, Fuit Ilium—Fuit
+Ischium—Fuit Sacrum—Anatomy has lost her seat among the sciences. My
+occupation’s gone.’ Professor Owen’s Book ‘On the Nature of Limbs,’ must
+contain, in the next edition, an Appendix ‘Upon Limbs in Skitzland.’ I
+was dragged through the streets, and all that I saw there, in the
+present age of little faith, I dare not tell you. I was dragged through
+the streets to prison and there duly chained, after having been
+subjected to the scrutiny of about fifty couples of eyes drawn up in a
+line within the prison door. I was chained in a dark cell, a cell so
+dark that I could very faintly perceive the figure of some being who was
+my companion. Whether this individual had ears wherewith to hear, and
+mouth wherewith to answer me, I could not see, but at a venture I
+addressed him. My thirst for information was unconquerable; I began,
+therefore, immediately with a question:
+
+“Friend, what are those stars which we see shining in the sky at
+mid-day?”
+
+An awful groan being an unsatisfactory reply, I asked again.
+
+“Man, do not mock at misery. You will yourself be one of them.”
+
+‘The Teachers shall shine like Stars in the Firmament.’ I have a
+propensity for teaching, but was puzzled to discover how I could give so
+practical an illustration of the text of Fichte.
+
+“Believe me,” I said, “I am strangely ignorant. Explain yourself.”
+
+He answered with a hollow voice:
+
+“Murderers are shot up out of mortars into the sky, and stick there.
+Those white, glistening specks, they are their skeletons.”
+
+Justice is prompt in Skitzland. I was tried incredibly fast by a jury of
+twelve men who had absolutely heads. The judges had nothing but brain,
+mouth and ear. Three powerful tongues defended me, but as they were not
+suffered to talk nonsense, they had little to say. The whole case was
+too clear to be talked into cloudiness. Baron Terroro, in person,
+deposed, that he had sent his eyes to see a friend at Culmsey, and that
+they were returning on the Skitzton coach, when I, illegally, came with
+my whole bulk upon the box-seat, which he occupied. That one of his eyes
+was, in that manner, totally destroyed, but that the other eye, having
+escaped, identified me, and brought to his brain intelligence of the
+calamity which had befallen. He deposed further, that having received
+this information, he despatched his uncrushed eye with arms from the
+police-office, and accompanied with several members of the detective
+force, to capture the offender, and to procure the full proofs of my
+crime. A sub-inspector of Skitzton Police then deposed that he sent
+three of his faculties, with his mouth, eye, and ear, to meet the coach.
+That the driver, consisting only of a stomach and hands, had been unable
+to observe what passed. That the guard, on the contrary, had taxed me
+with my deed, that he had seen me rise from my seat upon the murdered
+eye, and that he had heard me make confession of my guilt. The guard was
+brought next into court, and told his tale. Then I was called upon for
+my defence. If a man wearing a cloth coat and trousers, and talking
+excellent English, were to plead at the Old Bailey that he had broken
+into some citizen’s premises accidentally by falling from the moon, his
+tale would be received in London as mine was in Skitzton. I was severely
+reprimanded for my levity, and ordered to be silent. The Judge summed up
+and the Jury found me Guilty. The Judge, who had put on the black cap
+before the verdict was pronounced, held out no hope of mercy, and
+straightway sentenced me to Death, according to the laws and usage of
+the Realm.
+
+
+ CHAPTER THE FOURTH.
+
+The last Hours of the Condemned in Skitzland—I am executed.
+
+The period which intervenes between the sentence and execution of a
+criminal in Skitzland, is not longer than three hours. In order to
+increase the terror of death by contrast, the condemned man is suffered
+to taste at the table of life from which he is banished, the most
+luscious viands. All the attainable enjoyment that his wit can ask for,
+he is allowed to have, during the three hours before he is shot, like
+rubbish, off the fields of Skitzland.
+
+Under guard, of course, I was now to be led whithersoever I desired.
+
+Several churches were open. They never are all shut in Skitzton. I was
+taken into one. A man with heart and life was preaching. People with
+hearts were in some pews; people with brains, in others; people with
+ears only, in some. In a neighbouring church, there was a popular
+preacher, a skeleton with life. His congregation was a crowd of ears,
+and nothing more.
+
+There was a day-performance at the Opera. I went to that. Fine lungs and
+mouths possessed the stage, and afterwards there was a great
+bewilderment with legs. I was surprised to notice that many of the most
+beautiful ladies were carried in and out, and lifted about like dolls.
+My guides sneered at my pretence of ignorance, when I asked why this
+was. But they were bound to please me in all practicable ways, so they
+informed me, although somewhat pettishly. It seems that in Skitzland,
+ladies who possess and have cultivated only their good looks, lose at
+the age of twenty-one, all other endowments. So they become literally
+dolls, but dolls of a superior kind; for they can not only open and shut
+their eyes, but also sigh; wag slowly with their heads, and some times
+take a pocket-handkerchief out of a bag, and drop it. But as their limbs
+are powerless, they have to be lifted and dragged about after the
+fashion that excited my astonishment.
+
+I said then, “Let me see the Poor.” They took me to a workhouse. The
+men, there, were all yellow; and they wore a dress which looked as
+though it were composed of asphalte; it had also a smell like that of
+pitch. I asked for explanation of these things.
+
+A Superintendent of Police remarked that I was losing opportunities of
+real enjoyment for the idle purpose of persisting in my fable of having
+dropped down from the sky. However, I compelled him to explain to me
+what was the reason of these things. The information I obtained, was
+briefly this:—that Nature, in Skitzland, never removes the stomach.
+Every man has to feed himself; and the necessity for finding food,
+joined to the necessity for buying clothes, is a mainspring whereby the
+whole clockwork of civilised life is kept in motion. Now, if a man
+positively cannot feed and clothe himself, he becomes a pauper. He then
+goes to the workhouse, where he has his stomach filled with a cement.
+That stopping lasts a life-time, and he thereafter needs no food. His
+body, however, becomes yellow by the superfluity of bile. The
+yellow-boy, which is the Skitzland epithet for pauper, is at the same
+time provided with a suit of clothes. The clothes are of a material so
+tough that they can be worn unrepaired for more than eighty years. The
+pauper is now freed from care, but were he in this state cast loose upon
+society, since he has not that stimulus to labour which excites industry
+in other men, he would become an element of danger in the state. Nature
+no longer compelling him to work, the law compels him. The remainder of
+his life is forfeit to the uses of his country. He labours at the
+workhouse, costing nothing more than the expense of lodging, after the
+first inconsiderable outlay for cement wherewith to plug his stomach,
+and for the one suit of apparel.
+
+When we came out of the workhouse, all the bells in the town were
+tolling. The Superintendent told me that I had sadly frittered away
+time, for I had now no more than half-an-hour to live. Upon that I
+leaned my back against a post, and asked him to prepare me for my part
+in the impending ceremony by giving me a little information on the
+subject of executions.
+
+I found that it was usual for a man to be executed with great ceremony
+upon the spot whereon his crime had been committed. That in case of
+rebellions or tumults in the provinces, when large numbers were not
+unfrequently condemned to death, the sentence of the law was carried out
+in the chief towns of the disturbed districts. That large numbers of
+people were thus sometimes discharged from a single market-place, and
+that the repeated strokes appeared to shake, or crack, or pierce in some
+degree that portion of the sky towards which the artillery had been
+directed. I here at once saw that I had discovered the true cause of
+earthquakes and volcanoes; and this shows how great light may be thrown
+upon theories concerning the hidden constitution of this earth, by going
+more deeply into the matter of it than had been done by any one before I
+dug my hole. Our volcanoes, it is now proved, are situated over the
+market-places of various provincial towns in Skitzland. When a
+revolution happens, the rebels are shot up,—discharged from mortars by
+means of an explosive material evidently far more powerful than our
+gunpowder or gun-cotton; and they are pulverised by the friction in
+grinding their way through the earth. How simple and easy truth appears,
+when we have once arrived at it.
+
+The sound of muffled drums approached us, and a long procession turned
+the corner of a street. I was placed in the middle of it,—Baron Terroro
+by my side. All then began to float so rapidly away, that I was nearly
+left alone, when forty arms came back and collared me. It was considered
+to be a proof of my refractory disposition, that I would make no use of
+my innate power of flight. I was therefore dragged in this procession
+swiftly through the air, drums playing, fifes lamenting.
+
+We alighted on the spot where I had fallen, and the hole through which I
+had come I saw above me. It was very small, but the light from above
+shining more vividly through it made it look, with its rough edges, like
+a crumpled moon. A quantity of some explosive liquid was poured into a
+large mortar, which had been erected (under the eye of Baron Terroro)
+exactly where my misfortune happened. I was then thrust in, the Baron
+ramming me down, and pounding with a long stock or pestle upon my head
+in a noticeably vicious manner. The Baron then cried “Fire!” and as I
+shot out, in the midst of a blaze, I saw him looking upward.
+
+
+ CHAPTER THE FIFTH.
+
+My revenge on the Skitzlanders.
+
+By great good fortune, they had planted their artillery so well, that I
+was fired up through my hole again, and alighted in my own garden, just
+a little singed. My first thought was to run to an adjoining bed of
+vegetable marrows. Thirty vegetable marrows and two pumpkins I rained
+down to astonish the Skitzlanders, and I fervently hope that one of them
+may have knocked out the remaining eye of my vindictive enemy, the
+Baron. I then went into the pantry, and obtained a basket full of eggs,
+and having rained these down upon the Skitzlanders, I left them.
+
+It was after breakfast when I went down to Skitzland, and I came back
+while the dinner bell was ringing.
+
+
+
+
+ BIRTH SONG.
+
+
+ Hail, new-waked atom of the Eternal whole,
+ Young voyager upon Time’s mighty river!
+ Hail to thee, Human Soul,
+ Hail, and for ever!
+ Pilgrim of life, all hail!
+ He who at first called forth
+ From nothingness the earth,
+ Who clothed the hills in strength, and dug the sea;
+ Who gave the stars to gem
+ Night, like a diadem,
+ Thou little child, made thee;
+ Young habitant of earth,
+ Fair as its flowers, though brought in sorrow forth,
+ Thou art akin to God who fashioned thee!
+
+ The Heavens themselves shall vanish as a scroll,
+ The solid earth dissolve, the stars grow pale,
+ But thou, oh Human Soul,
+ Shalt be immortal! Hail!
+ Thou young Immortal, hail!
+ He, before whom are dim
+ Seraph and cherubim,
+ Who gave the archangels strength and majesty,
+ Who sits upon Heaven’s throne,
+ The Everlasting One,
+ Thou little child, made thee!
+ Fair habitant of Earth,
+ Immortal in thy God, though mortal by thy birth,
+ Born for life’s trials, hail, all hail to thee!
+
+
+ SONG OF DEATH.
+
+ Shrink not, O Human Spirit,
+ The Everlasting Arm is strong to save!
+ Look up, look up, frail nature, put thy trust
+ In Him who went down mourning to the dust,
+ And overcame the grave!
+ Quickly goes down the sun;
+ Life’s work is almost done;
+ Fruitless endeavour, hope deferred, and strife!
+ One little struggle more,
+ One pang, and then is o’er
+ All the long, mournful, weariness of life.
+ Kind friends, ’tis almost past;
+ Come now and look your last!
+ Sweet children, gather near,
+ And his last blessing hear,
+ See how he loved you who departeth now!
+ And, with thy trembling step and pallid brow,
+ O, most beloved one,
+ Whose breast he leaned upon,
+ Come, faithful unto death,
+ Receive his parting breath!
+ The fluttering spirit panteth to be free,
+ Hold him not back who speeds to victory!
+ —The bonds are riven, the struggling soul is free!
+
+ Hail, hail, enfranchised Spirit!
+ Thou that the wine-press of the field hast trod!
+ On, blest Immortal, on, through boundless space,
+ And stand with thy Redeemer face to face;
+ And stand before thy God!
+ Life’s weary work is o’er,
+ Thou art of earth no more;
+ No more art trammelled by the oppressive clay,
+ But tread’st with winged ease
+ The high acclivities
+ Of truths sublime, up Heaven’s crystalline way.
+ Here no bootless quest;
+ This city’s name is Rest;
+ Here shall no fear appal;
+ Here love is all in all;
+ Here shalt thou win thy ardent soul’s desire;
+ Here clothe thee in thy beautiful attire.
+ Lift, lift thy wond’ring eyes!
+ Yonder is Paradise,
+ And this fair shining band
+ Are spirits of thy land!
+ And these who throng to meet thee are thy kin,
+ Who have awaited thee, redeemed from sin!
+ —The city’s gates unfold—enter, oh! enter in!
+
+
+
+
+ THE SICKNESS AND HEALTH OF THE PEOPLE OF BLEABURN.
+
+
+ IN THREE PARTS.—CHAPTER III.
+
+Mr. Finch was standing in front of his bookcase, deeply occupied in
+ascertaining a point in ecclesiastical history, when he was told that
+Ann Warrender wished to speak to him.
+
+“O dear!” he half-breathed out. He had for some time been growing
+nervous about the state of things at Bleaburn; and there was nothing he
+now liked so little as to be obliged to speak face to face with any of
+the people. It was not all cowardice; though cowardice made up sadly too
+much of it. He did not very well know how to address the minds of his
+people; and he felt that he could not do it well. He was more fit for
+closet study than for the duties of a parish priest; and he ought never
+to have been sent to Bleaburn. Here he was, however; and there was Ann
+Warrender waiting in the passage to speak to him.
+
+“Dear me!” said he, “I am really very busy at this moment. Ask Ann
+Warrender if she can come again to-morrow.”
+
+To-morrow would not do. Ann followed the servant to the door of the
+study to say so. Mr. Finch hastily asked her to wait a moment, and shut
+the door behind the servant. He unlocked a cupboard, took out a green
+bottle and a wineglass, and fortified himself against infection with a
+draught of something whose scent betrayed him to Ann the moment the door
+was again opened.
+
+“Come in,” said he, when the cupboard was locked.
+
+“Will you please come, sir, and see John Billiter? He is not far from
+death; he asked for you just now; so I said I would step for you.”
+
+“Billiter! The fever has been very fatal in that house, has it not? Did
+not he lose two children last week?”
+
+“Yes, sir; and my father thinks the other two are beginning to sicken.
+I’m sure I don’t know what will become of them. I saw Mrs. Billiter
+stagger as she crossed the room just now; and she does not seem,
+somehow, to be altogether like herself this morning. That looks as if
+she were beginning. But if you will come and pray with them, Sir, that
+is the comfort they say they want.”
+
+“Does your father allow you to go to an infected house like that?” asked
+Mr. Finch. “And does he go himself?”
+
+Ann looked surprised, and said she did not see what else could be done.
+There was no one but her father who could lift John Billiter, or turn
+him in his bed; and as for her, she was the only one that Mrs. Billiter
+had to look to, day and night. The Good Lady went in very often, and did
+all she could; but she was wanted in so many places, besides having her
+hands full with the Johnsons, that she could only come in and direct and
+cheer them, every few hours. She desired to be sent for at any time,
+night or day; and they did send when they were particularly distressed,
+or at a loss; but for regular watching and nursing, Ann said the
+Billiters had no one to depend on but herself. She could not stay
+talking now, however. How soon might she say that Mr. Finch would come?
+
+Mr. Finch was now walking up and down the room. He said he would
+consider, and let her know as soon as he could.
+
+“John Billiter is as bad as can be, Sir. He must be very near his end.”
+
+“Ah! well; you shall hear from me very soon.”
+
+As Ann went away, she wondered what could be the impediment to Mr.
+Finch’s going with her. He, meantime, roused his mind to undertake a
+great argument of duty. It was with a sense of complacency, even of
+elevation, that he now set himself to work to consider of his
+duty—determined to do it when his mind was made up.
+
+He afterwards declared that he went to his chamber to be secure against
+interruption, and there walked up and down for two hours in meditation
+and prayer. He considered that it had pleased God that he should be the
+only son of his mother, whose whole life would be desolate if he should
+die. He thought of Ellen Price, feeling almost sure that she would marry
+him whenever he felt justified in asking her; and he considered what a
+life of happiness she would lose if he should die. He remembered that
+his praying with the sick would not affect life on the one side, while
+it might on the other. The longer he thought of Ellen Price and of his
+mother, and of all that he might do if he lived, the more clear did his
+duty seem to himself to become. At the end of the two hours, he was
+obliged to bring his meditations to a conclusion; for Ann Warrender’s
+father had been waiting for some time to speak to him, and would then
+wait no longer.
+
+“It is not time lost, Warrender,” said Mr. Finch, when at last he came
+down stairs. “I have been determining my principle, and my mind is made
+up.”
+
+“Then, Sir, let us be off, or the man will be dead. What! you cannot
+come, Sir! Why, bless my soul!”
+
+“You see my reasons, surely, Warrender.”
+
+“Why, yes; such as they are. The thing that I can’t see the reason for,
+is your being a clergyman.”
+
+While Mr. Finch was giving forth his amiable and gentlemanly notions of
+the position of a clergyman in society, and of filial consideration,
+Warrender was twirling his hat, and fidgetting, as if in haste; and his
+summing up was——
+
+“I don’t know what your mother herself might say, Sir, to your
+consideration for her; but most likely she has, being a mother, noticed
+that saying about a man leaving father and mother, and houses and lands,
+for Christ’s sake; and also——But it is no business of mine to be
+preaching to the clergyman, and I have enough to do, elsewhere.”
+
+“One thing more, Warrender. I entrust it to you to let the people know
+that there will be no service in church during the infection. Why, do
+not you know that, in the time of the plague, the churches were closed
+by order, because it was found that the people gave one another the
+disease, by meeting there?”
+
+John had never heard it; and he was sorry to hear it now. He hastened
+away to the Good Lady, to ask her if he must really tell the afflicted
+people that all religious comfort mast be withheld from them now, when
+they were in the utmost need of it. Meantime, Mr. Finch was entering at
+length in his diary, the history of his conflict of mind, his decision,
+and the reasons of it.
+
+Henceforth, Mr. Finch had less time for his diary, and for clearing up
+points of ecclesiastical history. There were so many funerals that he
+could never be sure of leisure; nor, when he had it, was he in a state
+to use it. Sometimes he almost doubted whether he was in his right mind,
+so overwhelmingly dreadful to him was the scene around him. He met
+Farmer Neale one day. Neale was at his wit’s end what to do about his
+harvest. Several of his labourers were dead, and others were kept aloof
+by his own servants, who declared they would all leave him if any person
+from Bleaburn was brought among them; and no labourers from a distance
+would come near the place. Farmer Neale saw no other prospect than of
+his crops rotting on the ground.
+
+“You must offer high wages,” said Mr. Finch. “You must be well aware
+that you do not generally tempt people into your service by your rate of
+wages. You must open your hand at such a time as this.”
+
+Neale was ready enough now to give good wages; but nobody would reap an
+acre of his for love or money. He was told to be thankful that the fever
+had spared his house; but he said it was no use bidding a man be
+thankful for anything, while he saw his crops perishing on the ground.
+
+Next, Mr. Finch saw, in his afternoon ride, a waggon-load of coffins
+arrive at the brow from O——. He saw them sent down, one by one, on men’s
+shoulders, to be ranged in the carpenter’s yard. The carpenter could not
+work fast enough; and his stock of wood was so nearly exhausted that
+there had been complaints, within the last few days, that the coffins
+would not bear the least shock, but fell to pieces when the grave was
+opened for the next. So an order was sent to O—— for coffins of various
+sizes; and now they were carried down the road, and up the street,
+before the eyes of some who were to inhabit one or another of them. The
+doctor, hurrying from house to house, had hardly a moment to spare, and
+no comfort to give. He did not see what there was to prevent the whole
+population from being swept away. He was himself almost worn out; and
+just at such a moment, his surgery boy had disappeared. He had no one
+that he could depend on to help him in making up the medicines, or even
+to deliver them. The fact was, he said in private, the place was a
+pest-house; and, except to Miss Pickard, he did not know where to look
+for any aid or any hope whatever. It would not do to say so to the
+people; but, frankly speaking, this was what he felt. When the pastor’s
+heart was thus sunk very low, he thought he would just pass the Plough
+and Harrow, and see who was there. If there were any cheerful people in
+Bleaburn, that was where they would be found. At the Plough and Harrow,
+the floor was swept and the table was clean; and the chimney was
+prettily dressed with green boughs; but there were only two customers
+there; and they were smoking their pipes in silence. The landlord said
+the scores were run up so high, he could not give more credit till
+better days. The people wanted their draught of comfort badly enough,
+and he had given it as long as he could; but he must stop somewhere: and
+if the baker had to stop scores (as he knew he had) the publican had
+little chance of getting his own. At such a time, however, he knew men
+ought to be liberal; so he went on serving purl and bitters at five in
+the morning. The men said it strengthened their stomachs against the
+fever before they went to work (such of them as could work) and God
+forbid he should refuse them that! But he knew the half of those few
+that came at five in the morning would never be able to pay their score.
+Yet did the publican, amidst all these losses, invite the pastor to sit
+down and have a cheerful glass; and the pastor did not refuse. There was
+too little cheerfulness to be had at present to justify him in declining
+any offer of it. So he let the landlord mix his glass for him, and mix
+it strong.
+
+It was easy to make the mixture strong; but not so easy to have a
+‘cheerful glass.’ The host had too many dismal stories to tell for that;
+and, when he could be diverted from the theme of the fate of Bleaburn,
+it was only to talk of the old king’s madness, and the disasters of the
+war, and the weight of the taxes, and the high price of food, and the
+riots in the manufacturing districts; a long string of disasters all
+undeniably true. He was just saying that he had been assured that
+something would soon appear which would explain the terrors of the time,
+when a strange cry was heard in the street, and a bustle among the
+neighbours; and then two or three people ran in and exclaimed, with
+white lips, that there was a fearful sign in the sky.
+
+There indeed it was, a lustrous thing, shining down into the hollow. Was
+there ever such a star seen,—as large as a saucer—some of the people
+said, and with a long white tail, which looked as if it was about to
+sweep all the common stars out of the sky! The sounds of amazement and
+fear that ran along the whole street, up and down, brought the
+neighbours to their doors; and some to the windows, to try how much they
+could see from windows that would not open. Each one asked somebody else
+what it was; but all agreed that it was a token of judgment, and that it
+accounted for everything; the cold spring, the bad crops, the king’s
+illness, the war, and this dreadful sickly autumn. At last, they
+bethought them of the pastor, and they crowded round him for an
+explanation. They received one in a tone so faltering as to confirm
+their fears, though Mr. Finch declared that it certainly must be a
+comet: he had never seen a comet; but he was confident this must be one,
+and that it must be very near the earth:—he did not mean near enough to
+do any harm;—it was all nonsense talking of comets doing any harm.
+
+“Will it do us any good, Sir?” asked the carpenter, sagely.
+
+“Not that I know of. How should it do us any good?
+
+“Exactly so, Sir: that is what we say. It is there for no good, you may
+rely upon it: and, for the rest, Heaven knows!”
+
+“I hope farmer Neale may be seeing it,” observed a man to his neighbour.
+“It may be a mercy to him, if it is sent to warn him of his hard ways.”
+
+“And the doctor, too. I hope it will take effect upon him,” whispered
+another. The whisper was caught up and spread. “The doctor! the doctor!”
+every one said, glancing at the comet, and falling to whispering again.
+
+“What are they saying about the doctor?” whispered Mr. Finch to the
+landlord. “What is the matter about him?” But the landlord only shook
+his head, and looked excessively solemn in the yellow light which
+streamed from his open door. After this, Mr. Finch was very silent, and
+soon stole away homewards. Some who watched him said that he was more
+alarmed than he chose to show. And this was true. He was more shaken
+than he chose to admit to his own mind. He would not have acknowledged
+to himself that he, an educated man, could be afraid of a comet: but,
+unnerved before by anxiety of mind, and a stronger dose of spirit and
+water than he had intended to take, he was as open to impression as in
+the most timid days of his childhood. As he sat in his study, the
+bright, silent, steady luminary seemed to be still shining full upon his
+very heart and brain: and the shadowy street, with its groups of gazers,
+was before his eyes; and the hoarse or whimpering voices of the
+terrified people were in his ear. He covered his eyes, and thought that
+he lived in fearful times. He wished he was asleep: but then, there were
+three funerals for to-morrow! He feared he could not sleep, if he went
+to bed. Yet, to sit up would be worse; for he could not study to-night,
+and sitting up was the most wearing thing of all to the nerves.
+Presently he went to his cupboard. Now, if ever, was the time for a
+cordial; for how should he do his duty, if he did not get sleep at
+night, with so many funerals in the morning? So he poured out his
+medicine, as he called it, and uncorked his laudanum bottle, and
+obtained the oblivion which is the best comfort of the incapable.
+
+
+ PART II.
+ CHAPTER IV.
+
+There were some people in Bleaburn to whom the sign in heaven looked
+very differently. On the night when the people assembled in the street
+to question each other about it, Mary was at the Billiters’ house,
+where, but for her, all would have been blank despair. Mrs. Billiter lay
+muttering all night in the low delirium of the fever; and Mary could not
+do more for her than go to the side of her mattress now and then, to
+speak to her, and smooth her pillow, or put a cool hand on her forehead,
+while one of the dying children hung on the other shoulder. At last, the
+little fellow was evidently so near death that the slightest movement on
+her part might put out the little life. As he lay with his head on her
+shoulder, his bony arms hanging helpless, and his feet like those of a
+skeleton across her lap, she felt every painful breath through her whole
+frame. She happened to sit opposite the window; and the window, which
+commanded a part of the brow of the hollow, happened to be open.
+Wherever the Good Lady had been, the windows would open now; and, when
+closed, they were so clear that the sunshine and moonlight could pour in
+cheerfully. This September night was sultry and dry; and three fever
+patients in two little low rooms needed whatever fresh air could be had.
+There sat Mary, immoveable, with her eyes fixed on the brow from which
+she had seen more than one star come up, since she last left her seat.
+She now and then spoke cheerfully to the poor mutterer in the other
+room, to prevent her feeling lonely, or for the chance of bringing back
+her thoughts to real things: and then she had to soothe little Ned,
+lying on a bed of shavings in the corner, sore and fretful, and needing
+the help that she could not stir to give. His feeble cry would have
+upset any spirits but Mary’s; but her spirits were never known to be
+upset, though few women have gone through such ghastly scenes, or
+sustained such tension of anxiety.
+
+“I cannot come to you at this moment, Ned,” said she, “but I will
+soon,—very soon. Do you know why your brother is not crying? He is going
+to sleep,—for a long quiet sleep. Perhaps he will go to sleep more
+comfortably if you can stop crying. Do you think you can stop crying,
+Ned?”
+
+The wailing was at once a little less miserable, and by degrees it came
+to a stop as Mary spoke.
+
+“Do you know, your little brother will be quite well, when he wakes from
+that long sleep. It will be far away from here,—where daddy is.”
+
+“Let me go, too.”
+
+“I think you will go, Ned. If you do, you will not live here any more.
+You will live where daddy is gone.”
+
+“Will Dan Cobb tease me then? Dan does tease us so!”
+
+Mary had to learn who Dan Cobb was,—a little boy next door, who was not
+in the fever as yet. He was always wanting Ned’s top. Would he want
+Ned’s top in that place where they were all going to be well?
+
+“No,” said Mary; “and you will not want it, either. When we go to that
+place, we have no trouble of carrying anything with us. We shall find
+whatever we want there.”
+
+“What shall I play at?”
+
+“I don’t know till we go and see; but I am sure it will be with
+something better than your top. But, Ned, are you angry with Dan? Do you
+wish that he should have the fever? And are you glad or sorry that he
+has no top?”
+
+By this time the crying had stopped; and Ned, no longer filling his ears
+with his own wailing, wondered and asked what that odd sound was,—he did
+not like it.
+
+“It will soon be over,” said Mary, very gently. “It is your brother just
+going to sleep. Now, lie and think what you would say to Dan, if you
+were going a long way off, and what you would like to be done with your
+top, when you do not want it yourself. You shall tell me what you wish
+when I come to you presently.”
+
+Whether Ned was capable of thinking she could not judge, but he lay
+quite silent for the remaining minutes of his little brother’s life;—a
+great comfort to Mary, who could not have replied, because the mere
+vibration of her own voice would now have been enough to stop entirely
+the breathings which came at longer and longer intervals. Her frame
+ached, and her arms seemed to have lost power,—so long was it since she
+had changed her posture. At such a moment it was that the great comet
+came up from behind the brow. The apparition was so wonderful, and so
+wholly unexpected, that Mary’s heart beat; but it was from no fear, but
+rather a kind of exhilaration. Slowly it ascended, proving that it was
+no meteor, as she had at the first moment conjectured. When the bright
+tail disclosed itself, she understood the spectacle, and rejoiced in it,
+she scarcely knew why.
+
+When at last the breathing on her shoulder ceased, she let down the
+little corpse upon her knee, and could just see, by the faint light from
+the rush candle in the outer room, that the eyes were half closed, and
+the face expressive of no pain. She closed the eyes, and, after a
+moment’s silence, said:
+
+“Now, Ned, I am coming to you, in a minute.”
+
+“Is he asleep?”
+
+“Yes. He is in the quiet long sleep I told you of.”
+
+Ned feebly tried to make room for his brother on the poor bed of
+shavings; and he wondered when Mary said that she was making a bed in
+the other corner which would do very well. She was only spreading
+mammy’s cloak on the ground, and laying her own shawl over the sleeper;
+but she said that would do very well.
+
+Mary was surprised to find Ned’s mind so clear as that he had really
+been thinking about Dan and the top. She truly supposed that it was the
+clearing before death. He said:
+
+“You told me daddy was dead. Am I going to be dead?”
+
+“Yes, I think so. Would not you like it?—to go to sleep, and then be
+quite well?”
+
+“But, shan’t I see Dan, then?”
+
+“Not for a long time, I dare say: and whenever you do, I don’t think you
+and he will quarrel again. I can give Dan any message, you know.”
+
+“Tell him he may have my top. And tell him I hope he won’t have the
+fever. I’m sure I don’t like it at all. I wish you would take me up, and
+let me be on your knee.”
+
+Mary could not refuse it, though it was soon to be going over again the
+scene just closed. Poor Ned was only too light, as to weight; but he was
+so wasted and sore that it was not easy to find a position for him. For
+a few minutes he was interested by the comet, which he was easily led to
+regard as a beautiful sight, and then he begged to be laid down again.
+
+The sun was just up when Mary heard the tap at the door below, which
+came every morning at sunrise. She put her head out of the window, and
+said softly that she was coming,—would be down in two minutes. She laid
+poor Ned beside his brother, and covered him with the same shawl; drew
+off the old sheets and coverlid from the bed of shavings, bundled them
+up with such towels as were in the room, and put them out of the window,
+Warrender being below, ready to receive them. She did not venture to let
+the poor mother see them, delirious as she was. Softly did Mary tread on
+the floor, and go down the creaking stair. When she reached the street
+she drew in, with a deep sigh, the morning air.
+
+“The poor children’s bedding,” she said to Warrender.
+
+“They are gone?” he inquired. “What, both?”
+
+“One just before midnight. The other half-an-hour ago. And their mother
+will follow soon.”
+
+“The Lord have mercy upon us,” said Warrender, solemnly.
+
+“I think it is mercy to take a family thus together,” replied Mary. “But
+I think of poor Aunty. If I could find any one to sit here for
+half-an-hour, I would go to her, and indeed, I much wish it.”
+
+“There is a poor creature would be glad enough to come, ma’am, if she
+thought you would countenance it. A few words will tell you the case.
+She is living with Simpson, the baker’s man, without being his wife.
+Widow Johnson was very stern with her, and with her daughter, Billiter,
+for being neighbourly with the poor girl—though people do say that
+Simpson deceived her cruelly. I am sure, if I might fetch Sally, she
+would come, and be thankful; and——”
+
+“O! ask her to come and help me. If she has done wrong, that is the more
+reason why she should do what good she can. How is Ann?”
+
+“Pretty well. Rather worn, as we must all expect to be. She never stood
+so many hours at the wash-tub, any one day, as she does now every day:
+but then, as she says, there never was so much reason.”
+
+“And you, yourself?”
+
+“I am getting through, ma’am, thank you. I seem to see the end of the
+white-washing, for one thing. They have sent us more brushes of the
+right sort from O——, and I should like, if I could, to get two or three
+boys into training. They might do the outhouses and the lower parts,
+where there are fewest sick, while I am upstairs. But, for some reason
+or other, the lads are shy of me. There is some difference already, I
+assure you, ma’am, both as to sight and smell; but there might be more,
+if I could get better help.”
+
+“And you are careful, I hope, for Ann’s sake, to put all the linen first
+into a tub of water outside.”
+
+“Yes, surely. I got the carpenter’s men to set a row of tubs beside our
+door, and to promise to change the water once a day. I laughed at them
+for asking if they could catch the fever that way: and they are willing
+enough to oblige where there’s no danger. Simpson offered to look to our
+boiler as he goes to the bakehouse when, as he says, Ann and I ought to
+be asleep. I let him do it and thank him; but it is not much that we
+sleep, or think of sleeping, just now.”
+
+“Indeed,” said Mary, “you have a hard life of it, and without pay or
+reward, I am afraid. I never saw such——”
+
+“Why, ma’am,” said Warrender, “you are the last person to say those sort
+of things. However, it is not a time for praising one another, when
+there are signs in the heaven, and God’s wrath on earth.”
+
+“You saw the comet, did you? How beautiful it is! It will cheer our
+watch at nights now. Ah! you see I don’t consider it anything fearful,
+or a sign of anything but that, having a new sort of stars brought
+before our eyes to admire, we don’t understand all about the heavens
+yet, though we know a good deal; and just so with the fever: it is a
+sign, not of wrath, as I take it, but that the people here do not
+understand how to keep their health. They have lived in dirt, and damp,
+and closeness, some hungry and some drunken: and when unusual weather
+comes, a wet spring and a broiling summer, down they sink under the
+fever. Do you know, I dare not call this God’s wrath.”
+
+Warrender did not like to say it, but the thought was in his mind, why
+people were left so ignorant and so suffering. Mary was quick at reading
+faces, and she answered the good fellow’s mind, while she helped to
+hoist the bundle of linen on his shoulder.
+
+“We shall see, Warrender, whether the people can learn by God’s
+teaching. He is giving us a very clear and strong lesson now.”
+
+Warrender touched his hat in silence, and walked away.
+
+Aunty had for some time been out of danger from the fever, or Mary could
+not have left her to attend on the Billiters, urgent as was their need.
+But her weakness was so great that she had to be satisfied to lie still
+all day in the intervals of Mary’s little visits. Poor Jem brought her
+this and that, when she asked for it, but he was more trouble than help,
+from his incurable determination to shut all doors and windows, and keep
+a roaring fire: he did everything else, within his power, that his
+mother desired him, but on these points he was immoveable. If ever his
+mother closed her eyes, he took the opportunity to put more wood on the
+fire; and he looked so grievously distressed if requested to take it off
+again, that at last he was let alone. Mary was fairly accustoming him to
+occupy himself in bringing pails of water and carrying away all refuse,
+when she was summoned to the Billiters; but the hint was given, and the
+neighbours saw that they need no longer use water three or four times
+over for washing, while poor Jem was happy to carry it away, rinse the
+pails, and bring fresh. His cousin Mary had often of late found him thus
+engaged: but this morning he was at home, cowering in a chair. When she
+set the windows open, he made no practical objection; and the fire was
+actually out. Mary was not therefore surprised at Aunty’s reply to her
+inquiries.
+
+“I am tolerably easy myself, my dear, but I can’t tell what has come
+over Jem; it seems to me that somebody must have been giving him drink,
+he staggered so when he crossed the room half-an-hour ago; yet I hardly
+think he would take it, he has such a dislike to everything strong. What
+a thing it is that I am lying here, unable to stir to see about it
+myself!”
+
+“We will see about it,” said Mary, going to poor Jem. “I neither think
+he would touch drink, nor that any body would play such a trick with him
+at such a time. No,” she went on, when she had felt his pulse and looked
+well at his face, “it is not drink: it is illness.”
+
+“The fever,” groaned the mother.
+
+“I think so. Courage, Aunty! we will nurse him well: and the house is
+wholesome now, you know. You are through the fever: and his chance is a
+better one than yours, the house is so much more airy, and I have more
+experience.”
+
+“But, Mary, you cannot go on for ever, without sleep or rest, in this
+way. What is to be done, I don’t see.”
+
+“I do, Aunty. I am very well to-day. To-morrow will take care of itself.
+I must get Jem to bed; and if he soon seems to be moaning and restless,
+you must mind it as little as you can. It is very miserable, as you have
+good reason to know; but——”
+
+“I know something that you do not, I see,” said Aunty. “A more patient
+creature than my poor Jem does not live in Bleaburn, nor anywhere else.”
+
+“What a good chance that gives him!” observed Mary, “and what a blessing
+it is, for himself and for you! I must go to my cousin now presently;
+and I will send the doctor to see Jem.”
+
+The poor fellow allowed himself to be undressed; and let his head fall
+on his bolster, as if it could not have kept up a minute longer. He was
+fairly down in the fever.
+
+
+ CHAPTER V.
+
+That evening, Mary felt more at leisure and at rest than for weeks past.
+There was nothing to be done for Mrs. Billiter but to watch beside her:
+and the carpenter had had his whispered orders in the street for the
+coffins for the two little boys. The mother had asked no questions, and
+had appeared to be wandering too much to take notice of anything passing
+before her eyes. Now she was quiet, and Mary felt the relief. She had
+refreshed herself (and she used to tell, in after years, what such
+refreshments were worth) with cold water, and a clean wrapper, and a
+mutton-chop, sent hot from the Plough and Harrow for the Good Lady (with
+some wine which she kept for the convalescents), and she was now sitting
+back in her chair beside the open window, through which fell a yellow
+glow of reflected sunshine from the opposite heights. All was profoundly
+still. When she had once satisfied her conscience that she ought not to
+be plying her needle because her eyes were strained for want of sleep,
+she gave herself up to the enjoyment—for she really was capable of
+enjoyment through everything—of watching the opposite precipice; how the
+shadow crept up it; and how the sunny crest seemed to grow brighter; and
+how the swallows darted past their holes, and skimmed down the hollow
+once more before night should come on. Struck, at last, by the silence,
+she turned her head, and was astonished at the change she saw. Her
+cousin lay quiet, looking as radiant as the sunset itself; her large
+black eyes shining, unoppressed by the rich light; her long dark hair on
+each side the wasted face, and waving down to the white hands which lay
+outside the quilt. Their eyes met, full and clear; and Mary knew that
+her cousin’s mind was now clear, like the gaze of her eyes.
+
+“I see it all now,” said the dying woman, gently.
+
+“What do you see, love?”
+
+“I see the reason of everything that I did not understand before.” And
+she began to speak of her life and its events, and went on with a force
+and clearness, and natural eloquence—yet more, with a simple piety—which
+Mary was wont to speak of afterwards as the finest revelation of a noble
+soul that she had ever unexpectedly met with. Mrs. Billiter knew that
+her little boys were dead; she knew, by some means or other, all the
+horrors by which she was surrounded; and she knew that she was about to
+die. Yet the conversation was a thoroughly cheerful one. The faces of
+both were smiling; the voices of both were lively, though that of the
+dying woman was feeble. After summing up the experience of her life, and
+declaring what she expected to experience next, and leaving a message
+for her mother, she said there was but one thing more; she ‘should like
+to receive the sacrament.’ Mary wrote a note in pencil to Mr. Finch, and
+sent it by Sally, who had been hovering about ever since the morning, in
+the hope of being of further use, but who was glad now to get out of
+sight, that her tears might have way; for she felt that she was about to
+lose the only friend who had been kind to her (in a way she could
+accept) since Simpson had put her off from the promised marriage.
+
+“She is sorry to part with me,” said that dying friend. “Cousin Mary,
+you do not think, as my mother does, that I have done wrong in noticing
+Sally, do you?”
+
+“No; I think you did well. And I think your mother will be kind to her,
+for your sake, from this time forward. Sickness and death open our eyes
+to many things, you know, cousin.”
+
+“Ay, they do. I see it all now.”
+
+Sally was sorely ashamed to bring back Mr. Finch’s message. Well as she
+knew that time was precious, she lingered with it at the door.
+
+Mr. Finch was sorry, but he was too busy. He hoped he should not be sent
+for again; for he could not come.
+
+“Perhaps, Miss,” said Sally, with swimming eyes, “it might have been
+better to send somebody else than me. Perhaps, if you sent somebody
+else—”
+
+“I do not think that, Sally. However, if you will remain here, I will go
+myself. It does not matter what he thinks of me, a stranger in the
+place; and perhaps none of his flock could so well tell him that this is
+a duty which he cannot refuse.”
+
+Mary had not walked up the street for several weeks. Though her good
+influence was in almost every house, in the form of cleanliness, fresh
+air, cheerfulness, and hope, she had been seen only when passing from
+one sick room to another, among a cluster of houses near her aunt’s. She
+supposed it might be this disuse which made everything appear strange;
+but it was odd scarcely to feel her limbs when she walked, and to see
+the houses and people like so many visions. She had no feeling of
+illness, however, and she said to herself, that some time or other she
+should get a good long sleep; and then everything would look and feel as
+it used to do.
+
+As she passed along the street, the children at play ran in to the
+houses to say that the Good Lady was coming; and the healthy and the
+convalescent came out on their door-steps, to bid God bless her; and the
+sick, who were sensible enough to know what was going on, bade God bless
+her from their beds.
+
+What influence the Good Lady used with the clergyman there is no saying,
+as the conversation was never reported by either of them; but she soon
+came back bright and cheerful, saying that Mr. Finch would follow in an
+hour. She had stepped in at Warrender’s, to beg the father and daughter
+to come and communicate with the dying woman. They would come: and Sally
+would go, she was sure, and take Ann Warrender’s place at the wash-tub
+at home; for there were several sick people in want of fresh linen
+before night. Poor Sally went sobbing through the streets. She
+understood the Good Lady’s kindness in sending her away, and on a work
+of usefulness, because she, alas! could not receive the communion. She
+was living in sin; and when two or three were gathered together in the
+name of Christ, she must be cast out.
+
+There was little comfort in the service, unless, as the bystanders
+hoped, the sick woman was too feeble and too much absorbed in her own
+thoughts to notice some things that dismayed them. Mrs. Billiter was,
+indeed, surprised at first at the clergyman’s refusal to enter the
+chamber. He would come no further than the door. Mary saw at a glance
+that he was in no condition to be reasoned with, and that she must give
+what aid she could to get the administration over as decently as
+possible. Happily, he made the service extremely short. The little that
+there was he read wrong: but Mrs. Billiter (and she alone) was not
+disturbed by this. Whether it was that the deadening of the ear had
+begun, or that Mr. Finch spoke indistinctly, and was chewing spices all
+the time, or that the observance itself was enough for the poor woman,
+it seemed all right with her. She lay with her eyes still shining, her
+wasted hands clasped, and a smile on her face, quite easy and content;
+and when Mr. Finch was gone, she told Mary again that she saw it all
+now, and was quite ready. She was dead within an hour.
+
+As for Warrender, he was more disturbed than any one had seen him since
+the breaking out of the fever.
+
+“Why, there it is before his eyes in the Prayer-book,” said he, “that
+clergymen ‘shall diligently from time to time (but especially in the
+time of pestilence, or other infectious sickness) exhort their
+parishioners to the often receiving of the holy communion:’ and instead
+of this, he even shuts up the church on Sundays.”
+
+“He is not the first who has done that,” said Mary. “It was done in
+times of plague, as a matter of precaution.”
+
+“But, Miss, should not a clergyman go all the more among the people, and
+not the less, for their having no comfort of worship?”
+
+“Certainly: but you see how it is with Mr. Finch, and you and I cannot
+alter it. He has taken a panic; and I am sure he is the one most to be
+pitied for that. I can tell you too, between ourselves, that Mr. Finch
+judges himself, at times, as severely as we can judge him; and is more
+unhappy about being of so little use to his people than his worst enemy
+could wish him.”
+
+“Then, Ma’am, why does not he pluck up a little spirit, and do his
+duty?”
+
+“He has been made too soft,” he says, “by a fond mother, who is always
+sending him cordials and spices against the fever. We must make some
+allowance, and look another way. Let us be thankful that you and Ann are
+not afraid. If our poor neighbours have not all that we could wish, they
+have clean bedding and clothes, and lime-washed rooms, fresh and sweet
+compared with anything they have known before.”
+
+“And,” thought Warrender, though he did not say it, but only touched his
+hat as he went after his business, “one as good as any clergyman to pray
+by their bedsides, and speak cheerfully to them of what is to come. When
+I go up the stair, I might know who is praying by the cheerfulness of
+the voice. I never saw such a spirit in any woman,—never. I have never
+once seen her cast down, ever so little. If there is a tear in her eye,
+for other people’s sake, there is a smile on her lips, because her heart
+tells her that everything that happens is all right.”
+
+This night, Mary was to have slept. She herself had intended it, warned
+by the strange feelings which had come over her as she walked up the
+street: and it would gratify Aunty’s feelings that the corpse should not
+be left. She intended to lie down and sleep beside the still and
+unbreathing form of the cousin whose last hours had been so beautiful in
+her eyes. But Aunty’s feelings were now tried in another direction.
+Unable to move, Aunty was sorely distressed by Jem’s moanings and
+restlessness; and Mary was the only one who could keep him quiet in any
+degree. So, without interval, she went to her work of nursing again.
+Next, the funeral of Mrs. Billiter, and two or three more, fixed for the
+same day, were put off, because Mr. Finch was ill. And when Mr. Finch
+was ill, he sent to beg the Good Lady to come immediately and nurse him.
+After writing to his own family, to desire some of them to come and take
+charge of him, she did go to him: but not to remain day and night as she
+did with the poor who had none to help them. She saw that all was made
+comfortable about him, gave him his medicines at times, and always spoke
+cheerfully. But it was as she saw from the beginning. He was dying of
+fear, and of the intemperate methods of precaution which he had adopted,
+and of dissatisfaction with himself. His nervous depression from the
+outset was such as to predispose him to disease, and to allow him no
+chance under it. He was sinking when his mother and sister arrived, pale
+and tearful, to nurse him: and it did no good that they isolated the
+house, and locked the doors, and took things in by the window, after
+being fumigated by a sentinel outside. The doctor laughed as he asked
+them whether they would not be more glad to see him, if he came down the
+chimney, instead of their having to unlock the door for him. He wondered
+they had not a vinegar bath for him to go overhead in, before entering
+their presence. The ladies thought this shocking levity; and they did
+not conceal their opinion. The doctor then spoke gravely enough of the
+effects of fear on the human frame. With its effects on the conscience,
+and on the peace of the mind, he said he had nothing to do. That was the
+department of the physician of souls. (His hearers were unconscious of
+the mournful satire conveyed in these words.) His business was with the
+effect of fear on the nerves and brain, exhausting through them the
+resources of life. He declared that Mr. Finch would probably have been
+well at that moment, if he had gone about as freely as other persons
+among the sick, more interested in getting them well than afraid of
+being ill himself; and, for confirmation, he pointed to the Good Lady
+and the Warrenders, who had now for two months run all sorts of risks,
+and showed no sign of fever. They were fatigued, he said; too much so;
+as he was himself; and something must be done to relieve Miss Pickard
+especially; but—
+
+“Who is she?” inquired the ladies. “Why is she so prominent here?”
+
+“As for who she is,” replied he, “I only know that she is an angel.”
+
+“Come down out of the clouds, I suppose.”
+
+“Something very like it. She dropped into our hollow one August
+evening—nobody knows whence nor why. As for her taking the lead here, I
+imagine it is because there was nobody else to do it.”
+
+“But has she saved many lives, do you think?”
+
+“Yes, of some that are too young to be aware what they owe her; and of
+some yet unborn. She could not do much for those who were down in the
+fever before she came: except, indeed, that it is much to give them a
+sense of relief and comfort of body (though short of saving life) and
+peace of mind, and cheerfulness of heart. But the great consequences of
+her presence are to come. When I see the change that is taking place in
+the cottages here, and in the clothes of the people, and their care of
+their skins, and their notions about their food, I feel disposed to
+believe that this is the last plague that will ever be known in
+Bleaburn.”
+
+“Plague! O horrid!” exclaimed the shuddering sister.
+
+“Call it what you will,” the doctor replied. “The name matters little
+when the thing makes itself so clear. Yes, by the way, it may matter
+much with such a patient as we have within there. Pray, whatever you do,
+don’t use the word ‘plague’ within his hearing. You must cheer him up;
+only that you sadly want cheering yourselves. I think an hour a day of
+the Good Lady’s smile would be the best prescription for you all.”
+
+“Do you think she would come? We should be so obliged to her if she
+would!”
+
+“And she should have a change of dress lying ready in the passage-room,”
+declared the young lady. “I think she is about my size. Do ask her to
+come.”
+
+“When I see that she is not more wanted elsewhere,” replied the doctor.
+“I need not explain, however, that that smile of hers is not an effect
+without a cause. If we could find out whether we have anything of the
+same cause in ourselves; we might have a cheerfulness of our own,
+without troubling her to come and give us some.”
+
+The ladies thought this odd, and did not quite understand it, and agreed
+that they should not like to be merry and unfeeling in a time of
+affliction; so they cried a great deal when they were not in the sick
+room. They derived some general idea, however, from the doctor’s words,
+that cheerfulness was good for the patient; and they kept assuring him,
+in tones of forced vivacity, that there was no danger, and that the
+doctor said he would be well very soon. The patient groaned, remembering
+the daily funerals of the last few weeks; and the only consequence was
+that he distrusted the doctor. He sank more rapidly than any other fever
+patient in the place. In a newspaper paragraph, and on a monumental
+tablet, he was described as a martyr to his sacred office in a season of
+pestilence; and his family called on future generations to honour him
+accordingly.
+
+“I am sorry for the poor young man,” observed the host at the Plough and
+Harrow; “he did very well while nothing went wrong; but he had no spirit
+for trying times.”
+
+“Who has?” murmured farmer Neale. “Any man’s heart may die within him
+that looks into the churchyard now.”
+
+“There’s a woman’s that does not,” observed the host; “I saw the Good
+Lady crossing the churchyard this very morning, with a basket of physic
+bottles on her arm—”
+
+“Ah! she goes to help to make up the medicines every day now,” the
+hostess explained, “since the people began to suspect foul play in their
+physic.”
+
+“Well; she came across the bit of grass that is left, and looked over
+the rows of graves—not smiling exactly, but as if there was not a sad
+thought from top to bottom of her mind—much as she might look if she was
+coming away from her own wedding.”
+
+“What is that about ‘sweet hopes,’ in the newspaper?” asked Neale;
+“about some ‘sweet hopes’ that Mr. Finch had? Was he going to be
+married?”
+
+“By that, I should think he was in love,” said the host: “and that may
+excuse some backwardness in coming forward, you know.”
+
+“The Good Lady is to be married, when she gets home to America,” the
+hostess declared. “Yes, ’tis true. Widow Johnson told the doctor so.”
+
+“What _will_ her lover say to her risking her life, and spending her
+time in such a way, here?” said Neale.
+
+“She tells her aunt that he will only wish he was here to help her. He
+is a clergyman. ‘O!’ says she, ‘he will only wish he was here to help
+us.’”
+
+“I am sure I wish he was,” sighed Neale. “I wonder what sort of a man
+will be sent us next. I hope he will be something unlike poor Mr.
+Finch.”
+
+“I think you will have your wish,” said the landlord. “No man of Mr.
+Finch’s sort would be likely to come among us at such a time.”
+
+
+
+
+ THE SON OF SORROW.
+
+ A FABLE FROM THE SWEDISH.
+
+
+ All lonely, excluded from Heaven,
+ Sat SORROW one day on the strand;
+ And, mournfully buried in thought,
+ Form’d a figure of clay with her hand.
+
+ JOVE appeared. “What is this?” he demands;
+ She replied. “’Tis a figure of clay.
+ Show thy pow’r on the work of my hand;
+ Give it life, mighty Father, I pray!”
+
+ “Let him live!” said the God. “But observe,
+ As I _lend_ him, he mine must remain.”
+ “Not so,” SORROW said, and implor’d,
+ “Oh! let me my offspring retain!
+
+ “’Tis to me his creation he owes.”
+ “Yes,” said JOVE, “but’twas I gave him breath.”
+ As he spoke, EARTH appears on the scene,
+ And, observing the image, thus saith:
+
+ “From me—from my bosom he’s torn,
+ I demand, then, what’s taken from me.”
+ “This strife shall be settled,” said JOVE;
+ “Let SATURN decide ’tween the three.”
+
+ This sentence the Judge gave. “To all
+ He belongs, so let no one complain;
+ The life, JOVE, Thou gav’st him shalt Thou
+ With his soul, when he dies, take again.
+
+ “Thou, EARTH, shalt receive back his frame,
+ At peace in thy lap he’ll recline;
+ But during his whole troubled life,
+ He shall surely, O SORROW, be thine!
+
+ “His features thy look shall reflect;
+ Thy sigh shall be mixed with his breath;
+ And he ne’er shall be parted from thee
+ Until he reposes in death!”
+
+ MORAL.
+
+ The sentence of Heaven, then is this:
+ And hence Man lies under the sod;
+ Though SORROW possesses him, living,
+ He returns both to EARTH and to GOD.
+
+
+
+
+ THE APPETITE FOR NEWS.
+
+
+The last great work of that great philosopher and friend of the modern
+housewife, Monsieur Alexis Soyer, is remarkable for a curious omission.
+Although the author—a foreigner—has abundantly proved his extensive
+knowledge of the weakness of his adopted nation; yet there is one of our
+peculiarities which he has not probed. Had he left out all mention of
+cold punch in connexion with turtle; had his receipt for curry contained
+no cayenne; had he forgotten to send up tongs with asparagus, or to
+order a service of artichokes without napkins, he would have been
+thought forgetful; but when—with the unction of a gastronome, and the
+thoughtful skill of an artist—he marshals forth all the luxuries of the
+British breakfast-table, and forgets to mention its first necessity, he
+shows a sort of ignorance. We put it to his already extensive knowledge
+of English character, whether he thinks it possible for any English
+subject whose means bring him under the screw of the Income-tax, to
+break his fast without—a newspaper.
+
+The city clerk emerging through folding doors from bed to sitting-room,
+though thirsting for tea, and hungering for toast, darts upon that
+morning’s journal with an eagerness, and unfolds it with a satisfaction,
+which show that all his wants are gratified at once. Exactly at the same
+hour, his master, the M.P., crosses the hall of his mansion. As he
+enters the breakfast-parlour, he fixes his eye on the fender, where he
+knows his favourite damp sheet will be hung up to dry.—When the noble
+lord first rings his bell, does not his valet know that, however tardy
+the still-room-maid may be with the early coffee, he dares not appear
+before his lordship without the ‘Morning Post?’ Would the minister of
+state presume to commence the day in town till he has opened the
+‘Times,’ or in the country till he has perused the ‘Globe?’ Could the
+oppressed farmer handle the massive spoon for his first sip out of his
+sèvres cup till he has read of ruin in the ‘Herald’ or ‘Standard?’ Might
+the juvenile Conservative open his lips to imbibe old English fare or to
+utter Young England opinions, till he has glanced over the ‘Chronicle?’
+Can the financial reformer know breakfast-table happiness till he has
+digested the ‘Daily News,’ or skimmed the ‘Express?’ And how would it be
+possible for mine host to commence the day without keeping his customers
+waiting till he has perused the ‘Advertiser’ or the ‘Sun?’
+
+In like manner the provinces cannot—once a week at least—satisfy their
+digestive organs till their local organ has satisfied their minds.
+
+Else, what became of the 67,476,768 newspaper stamps which were issued
+in 1848 (the latest year of which a return has been made) to the 150
+London and the 238 provincial English journals; of the 7,497,064 stamps
+impressed on the corners of the 97 Scottish, and of the 7,028,956 which
+adorned the 117 Irish newspapers? A professor of the new science of
+literary mensuration has applied his foot-rule to this mass of print,
+and publishes the result in ‘Bentley’s Miscellany.’ According to him,
+the press sent forth, in daily papers alone, a printed surface amounting
+in twelve months to 349,308,000 superficial feet. If to these are added
+all the papers printed weekly and fortnightly in London and the
+provinces, the whole amounts to 1,446,150,000 square feet of printed
+surface, which was, in 1849, placed before the comprehensive vision of
+John Bull. The area of a single morning paper,—the Times say—is more
+than nineteen and a half square feet, or nearly five feet by four,
+compared with an ordinary octavo volume, the quantity of matter daily
+issued is equal to three hundred pages. There are four morning papers
+whose superficies are nearly as great, without supplements, which they
+seldom publish. A fifth is only half the size. We may reckon, therefore,
+that the constant craving of Londoners for news is supplied every
+morning with as much as would fill about twelve hundred pages of an
+ordinary novel; or not less than five volumes.
+
+These acres of print sown broad-cast, produce a daily crop to suit every
+appetite and every taste. It has winged its way from every spot on the
+earth’s surface, and at last settled down and arranged itself into
+intelligible meaning, made instinct with ink. Now it tells of a
+next-door neighbour; then of dwellers in the uttermost corners of the
+earth. The black side of this black and white daily history, consists of
+battle, murder, and sudden death; of lightning and tempest; of plague,
+pestilence, and famine; of sedition, privy conspiracy and rebellion; of
+false doctrine, heresy, and schism; of all other crimes, casualties, and
+falsities, which we are enjoined to pray to be defended from. The white
+side chronicles heroism, charitableness, high purpose, and lofty deeds;
+it advocates the truest doctrines, and the practice of the most exalted
+virtue: it records the spread of commerce, religion, and science; it
+expresses the wisdom of the few sages and shows the ignorance of the
+neglected many—in fine, good and evil as broadly defined or as
+inextricably mixed in the newspapers as they are over the great globe
+itself.
+
+With this variety of temptation for all tastes, it is no wonder that
+those who have the power have also the will to read newspapers. The
+former are not very many in this country where, among the great bulk of
+the population, reading still remains an accomplishment. It was so in
+Addison’s time. ‘There is no humour of my countrymen,’ says the
+Spectator, ‘which I am more inclined to wonder at, than their great
+thirst for news.’ This was written at the time of imposition of the tax
+on newspapers, when the indulgence in the appetite received a check from
+increased costliness. From that date (1712) the statistical history of
+the public appetite for news is written in the Stamp Office. For half a
+century from the days of the Spectator, the number of British and Irish
+newspapers was few. In 1782 there were only seventy-nine, but in the
+succeeding eight years they increased rapidly. There was ‘great news’
+stirring in the world in that interval,—the American War, the French
+Revolution; beside which, the practice had sprung up of giving domestic
+occurrences in fuller detail than heretofore, and journals became more
+interesting from that cause. In 1790 they had nearly doubled in number,
+having reached one hundred and forty-six. This augmentation took place
+partly in consequence of the establishment of weekly papers—which
+originated in that year—and of which thirty-two had been commenced
+before the end of it. In 1809, twenty-nine and a half millions of stamps
+were issued to newspapers in Great Britain. The circulation of journals
+naturally depends upon the materials existing to fill them. While wars
+and rumours of wars were rife they were extensively read, but with the
+peace their sale fell off. Hence we find, that in 1821 no more than
+twenty-four millions of newspapers were disposed of. Since then the
+spread of education—slow as it has been—has increased the productiveness
+of journalism. During the succeeding eight-and-twenty years, the
+increase may be judged of by reference to the figures we have already
+jotted down; the sum of which is, that during the year 1848 there were
+issued, for English, Irish and Scotch newspapers eighty-two millions of
+stamps,—more than thrice as many as were paid for in 1821. The cause of
+this increase was chiefly the reduction of the duty from an average of
+threepence to one penny per stamp.
+
+A curious comparison of the quantity of news devoured by an
+Englishman and a Frenchman, was made in 1819, in the _Edinburgh
+Review_:—‘thirty-four thousand papers,’ says the writer, are
+‘dispatched daily from Paris to the departments, among a population
+of about twenty-six millions, making one journal among 776 persons.
+By this, the number of newspaper readers in England would be to
+those in France as twenty to one. But the number and circulation of
+country papers in England are so much greater than in France, that
+they raise the proportion of English readers to about twenty-five to
+one, and our papers contain about three times as much letter-press
+as a French paper. The result of all this is that an Englishman
+reads about seventy-five times as much of the newspapers of his
+country in a given time, as a Frenchman does of his. But in the
+towns of England, most of the papers are distributed by means of
+porters, not by post; on the other hand, on account of the number of
+coffee-houses, public gardens, and other modes of communication,
+less usual in England, it is possible that each French paper may be
+read, or listened to, by a greater number of persons, and thus the
+English mode of distribution may be compensated. To be quite within
+bounds, however, the final result is, that every Englishman reads
+daily fifty-times as much as the Frenchman does, of the newspapers
+of his country.’
+
+From this it might be inferred that the craving for news is peculiarly
+English. But the above comparison is chiefly affected by the
+restrictions put upon the French press, which, in 1819, were very great.
+In this country, the only restrictions were of a fiscal character; for
+opinion and news there was, as now, perfect liberty. It is proved, at
+the present day, that Frenchmen love news as much as the English; for
+now that all restriction is nominally taken off, there are as many
+newspapers circulated in France in proportion to its population, as
+there are in England.
+
+The appetite for news is, in truth, universal; but is naturally
+disappointed, rather than bounded, by the ability to read. Hence it is
+that the circulation of newspapers is proportioned in various countries
+to the spread of letters; and if their sale is proportionately less in
+this empire, than it is among better taught populations, it is because
+there exist among us fewer persons who are able to read them; either at
+all, or so imperfectly, that attempts to spell them give the tyro more
+pain than pleasure. In America, where a system of national education has
+made a nation of readers, (whose taste is perhaps susceptible of vast
+improvement, but who are readers still) the sale of newspapers greatly
+exceeds that of Great Britain. All over the continent there are also
+more newspaper _readers_, in proportion to the number of people, though,
+perhaps, fewer buyers, from the facilities afforded by coffee-houses and
+reading-rooms, which all frequent. In support of this fact, we need go
+no farther than the three kingdoms. Scotland—where national education
+has largely given the ability to read—a population of three millions
+demands yearly from the Stamp Office seven and a half millions of
+stamps; while in Ireland, where national education has had no time for
+development, eight millions of people take half a million of stamps
+_less_ than Scotland.
+
+Although it cannot be said that the appetite for mere news is one of an
+elevated character; yet as we have before hinted, the dissemination of
+news takes place side by side with some of the most sound, practical,
+and ennobling sentiments and precepts that issue from any other channels
+of the press. As an engine of public liberty, the newspaper press is
+more effectual than the Magna Charta, because its powers are wielded
+with more ease, and exercised with more promptitude and adaptiveness to
+each particular case.
+
+Mr. F. K. Hunt in his ‘Fourth Estate’ remarks, ‘The moral of the history
+of the press seems to be, that when any large proportion of a people
+have been taught to read, and when upon this possession of the tools of
+knowledge, there has grown up a habit of perusing public prints, the
+state is virtually powerless if it attempts to check the press. James
+the Second in old times, and Charles the Tenth, and Louis Philippe, more
+recently, tried to trample down the Newspapers, and everybody knows how
+the attempt resulted. The prevalence or scarcity of Newspapers in a
+country affords a sort of index to its social state. Where Journals are
+numerous, the people have power, intelligence, and wealth; where
+Journals are few, the many are in reality mere slaves. In the United
+States every village has its Newspaper, and every city a dozen of these
+organs of popular sentiment. In England we know how numerous and how
+influential for good the Papers are; whilst in France they have perhaps
+still greater power. Turn to Russia, where Newspapers are comparatively
+unknown, and we see the people sold with the earth they are compelled to
+till. Austria, Italy, Spain, occupy positions between the extremes—the
+rule holding good in all, that in proportion to the freedom of the press
+is the freedom and prosperity of the people.’
+
+
+ Monthly Supplement of ‘HOUSEHOLD WORDS,’
+
+ Conducted by CHARLES DICKENS.
+
+ _Price 2d., Stamped 3d._,
+
+ THE HOUSEHOLD NARRATIVE
+
+ OF
+
+ CURRENT EVENTS.
+
+ _The Number, containing a history of the past month, was issued with
+ the Magazines._
+
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+
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+
+
+ ● Fixed typos; non-standard spelling and dialect retained.
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+ ● The caret (^) is used to indicate superscript, whether applied to a
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+<p class='c000'><strong>Transcriber’s Note:</strong></p>
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+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
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+ <div>“<i>Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS.</i>”—<span class='sc'>Shakespeare.</span></div>
+ </div>
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+<div>
+ <span class='pageno' id='Page_217'>217</span>
+ <h1 class='c002'>HOUSEHOLD WORDS.<br> <span class='xlarge'>A WEEKLY JOURNAL.</span></h1>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div><span class='large'>CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.</span></div>
+ <div class='c003'>N<sup>o.</sup> 10.]&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 1850.&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; [<span class='sc'>Price</span> 2<i>d.</i></div>
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+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>A POPULAR DELUSION.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>Victimised by a deceptive idea originating
+in ‘The Complete Angler,’ and which has
+been industriously perpetuated by a numerous
+proprietary of punts and houses of public
+entertainment and eel pies—the London disciples
+of Izaak Walton usually seek for sport
+in the upper regions of the Thames. They
+resort to Shepperton, or Ditton, or Twickenham,
+or Richmond. Chiefly, it would seem,
+as a wholesome exercise of the greatest
+Christian virtue, patience; for recent experience
+proves that anglers who soar above
+sticklebats, and are not content with occasional
+nibbles from starving gudgeons, or the frequent
+entanglements of writhing eels, mostly return
+to their homes and families with their baskets
+innocent of the vestige of a single scale.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>If—as may be safely asserted—the aim,
+end, and purpose of all fishing is fish, the
+tenacity with which this idea is clung to,
+is astonishing; we may indeed say, amazing
+when we reflect that there exists—-below
+bridge—a particular spot, more convenient,
+more accessible, and affording quite as good
+accommodation as any of the above-bridge
+fishing stations, and which abounds at particular
+states of the tide, at particular times
+of the day, and at no particular seasons of
+the year, but all the year round, in fish of
+every sort, size, species, and condition, from
+the cod down to the sprat; from a salmon
+to a shrimp; from turbots to Thames
+flounders. Neither is there a single member
+of any one of these enormous families of
+fishes that may not be captured with the
+smallest possible expenditure of patience.
+And although the bait necessary for that
+purpose (a white bait manufactured of metal
+at an establishment on that bank of the
+Thames known as Tower Hill,) is unfortunately
+not always procurable by every
+class of her Majesty’s subjects; yet it is so
+eagerly caught at, that, with a moderate
+supply, the least expert may be sure of filling
+his fish-basket very respectably.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In order to partake of all the advantages
+offered by this famed spot, it is necessary to
+rise betimes. The fishing excursion of which
+we are now about to give a sketch, commenced
+at about four o’clock on a Monday morning.
+The rain which fell at the time did not much
+matter, on account of the sheltered position of
+that margin of the Thames to which we were
+bound. With a small basket, and the waistcoat
+pocket primed with a little of the proper sort
+of bait; with no other rod than a walking stick,
+and no fly whatever, (except one upon four
+wheels procured from a neighbouring cab
+stand,) we arrived at the great fish focus; which,
+we may as well mention, to relieve suspense, is
+situated on the Middlesex shore of the Thames
+at a short distance below London Bridge, close
+to the Custom House, opposite the Coal
+Exchange, and has been known from time
+immemorial as <span class='sc'>Billingsgate</span>.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When we arrived at the collection of sheds
+and stalls—like a dilapidated railway station—of
+which this celebrated place consists,
+it was nearly five o’clock. Its ancient reputation
+had prepared us for scenes of confusion
+and for volubility of abuse, which have
+since the times of the Tritons ever been
+associated with those whose special business
+is with fish. It was, therefore, with very
+great surprise that we walked unmolested
+through that portion of the precinct set aside
+as the market. We went straight to the
+river’s edge, rod in hand, without having
+had once occasion to use it as a weapon, and
+without hearing one word that might not
+have been uttered in the Queen’s drawing-room
+on a court day. No crowding, no
+elbowing, no screaming, no fighting: no
+ungenteel nick-names, no foul-mouthed
+females hurling anathemas at their neighbours’
+optics; no rude requests to despatch
+ourself suddenly down to the uttermost depth
+the human mind is capable of conceiving; no
+wish expressed that we might be inflated very
+tight indeed; no criticisms on the quality of
+our hat; no impertinent questions as to our
+present stock of soap; nothing whatever, in
+short, calculated to sustain the ancient reputation
+of Billingsgate.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>With easy deliberation we sauntered down
+to the dumb-barge which forms a temporary
+landing-place while a better one is being built.
+There we beheld a couple of clippers, quite as
+trim as any revenue-cutter; over the sides of
+which were being handed all sorts of fish; cod,
+soles, whitings, plaice, John Dorys, mackerel;
+some neatly packed in baskets. That nothing
+should be wanting utterly to subvert
+established notions of Billingsgate, the order,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_218'>218</span>quietness, and system with which these cutters
+were emptied, and their cargoes taken to the
+stalls, could not be exceeded.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This office is performed by fellowship-porters.
+Being responsible individuals, they
+prevent fraud. Formerly a set of scamps,
+called laggers, ‘conveyed’ the fish; but they
+used to drop some of the best sort softly into
+the stream, and pick them up at low water.
+An idea may be formed of the profits of their
+dishonesty, from the fact that laggers offered
+seven shillings a day to be employed, instead
+of demanding the wages of labour. When a
+salesman had one or two hundred turbots
+consigned to him, a lagger would give the
+hint to an accomplice, who would quickly
+substitute several small fish for the same
+number of the largest size; a species of fraud
+which the salesman had it not in his power to
+detect, as the tally was not deficient.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>At that time an immense number of bad
+fish was condemned every morning by the
+superintendent. There was an understanding
+between the consignees and salesmen that
+when the market was well supplied, any
+overplus should be kept back in store boats
+at Gravesend, and not brought to market till
+the supply was diminished, and the price
+raised. This dishonest mode of ‘regulating’
+the market caused a great many stale fish
+to be brought to it; hence the quantity
+condemned. Now, however, the celerity with
+which fish can be conveyed prevents any
+such practice, and of late years the superintendent
+has only had occasion to condemn in
+rare instances.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Every possible expedient and appliance is
+now resorted to, to bring fish to market
+fresh. As we have a minute or two to
+wait on the Billingsgate punt before the
+market opens, let us trace the history of a
+fish from the sea to the salesman’s stall.
+Suppose him to be a turbot hauled with a
+hundred other captives early on Monday afternoon
+on board one of the Barking fishing fleet
+moored on a bank some twenty miles off
+Dover. He is no sooner taken on board than
+he is trans-shipped immediately with thousands
+of his flat companions in a row-boat into
+a clipper, which is being fast filled from other
+vessels of the fleet. When her cargo is complete,
+she sets sail for the mouth of the Thames,
+and on entering it is met by a tug steamer,
+which tows her up to Billingsgate early on
+Tuesday morning, bringing our turbot <i>alive</i>—for
+he has been put into a tank in the hold
+of the clipper. He is sold as soon as landed,
+and finds his way to table in the neighbourhood
+of the Mansion House or Belgrave Square
+some four-and-twenty hours after he has been
+sporting in the sea, not less than a hundred
+and fifty miles off.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Enormous accessions in the supply of fish
+to the London market have been effected,
+first by the employment of clippers as carrier-boats,
+(instead of each fishing-boat bringing
+its own cargo as formerly,) and secondly, by
+the use of steam-tugs for towing the transit-craft
+up the river. In the old time a south-westerly
+wind deprived all London of fish.
+While it prevailed the boats, which usually
+took shelter in Holy or East Haven on the
+Essex shore, waited for a change of wind, till
+the fish became odoriferous. The cargo was
+then thrown overboard, and the boats returned
+on another fishing voyage.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The Thames was, at that time, the only
+highway by which fish was brought to Billingsgate;
+but the old losses and delays are
+again obviated by another source of acceleration.
+Our turbot is brought at waggon
+pace compared with the more perishable
+mackerel. The Eddystone lighthouse is at least
+two hundred and fifty miles from Thames
+Street. Between it and the Plymouth Breakwater
+lie some hundreds of fishing boats,
+plying their trawl-nets. A shoal of mackerel,
+the superficies of which may be measured by
+the mile, find their way among them, and
+several thousands dart into the nets. They
+are captured, hauled on board, shovelled into
+a clipper, and while she stands briskly in
+for shore, busy hands on board are packing
+the fish in baskets. Thousands of these baskets
+are landed in time for the mail train,
+rattle their way per railroad to Paddington,
+and by seven o’clock on the following morning—that
+is, in sixteen hours after they were
+rejoicing in the ‘ocean wave’—are in a London
+fishmonger’s taxed-cart on their road to
+the gridiron or fish-kettle, as the taste of
+the customer dictates.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>No distance appears too great from which
+to bring fish to Billingsgate. Packed in long
+boxes, both by rail and river, between layers
+of ice, salmon come daily in enormous quantities
+from the remotest rivers of Ireland, of
+Scotland, and even from Norway. So considerable
+an item is ice in the fishmonger’s
+trade, that a large proprietor at Barking has an
+ice-well capable of stowing eight hundred tons.
+Another in the same line of business has actually
+contracted with the Surrey Canal Company
+for all the ice generated on their waters!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As we cogitate concerning these ‘great
+facts’ on the dumb-barge, and while the baskets
+and boxes are being systematically landed, it
+strikes five. A bell—the only noisy appurtenance
+of Billingsgate—stunningly announces
+that the market is open. The landing of
+fish proceeds somewhat faster, and fishmongers,
+from all parts of London, and from
+many parts of the provinces—from Oxford,
+Cambridge, Reading, Windsor, &#38;c.—group
+themselves round the stalls of such salesmen
+as appear to have the choicest fish. These are
+rapidly sold by (Dutch) auction; and taken to
+the buyers’ carts outside the market.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Nothing can exceed the gentlemanly manner
+in which the auction is conducted, except
+the mode of doing business at Christie
+and Manson’s. Before the commencement, the
+salesman, with his flannel apron protecting
+his almost fashionable attire from scaly contact,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_219'>219</span>is seen—behold him yonder!—seated
+behind his stall enjoying a mild Havannah,
+with an appearance of sublime indifference to
+all around him. Presently, his porter deposits
+a ‘lot’ of fish between him, and an eager
+group of buyers. He puts down his cigar and
+mounts his rostrum.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What shall we say, gentlemen, for this
+score of cod? Shall we say seven shillings a
+piece?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>No answer.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Six?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Perfect silence. The auctioneer gives pause
+for consideration, and takes a whiff at his
+Havannah. Time is, however, precious, where
+fish is concerned, and he is not long in abating
+another shilling.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“A crown?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Done!” exclaims Mr. Jollins of Pimlico.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Five pounds, if you please!” demands the
+seller. A note is handed over, and the twenty
+cod are hoisted into Mr. Jollins’ cart, which
+stands in Thames Street, before a second lot
+is quite disposed of.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This mild proceeding is going on all over
+the market. On looking to see if the remotest
+relic of such a being as a fish-fag is to be
+seen, we observe a gentleman who, though
+girded with the flannel uniform of the craft, has
+so fashionable a surtout, so elegant a neckerchief,
+and such a luxuriance of moustache
+and whiskers, that we mistake him for an
+officer in her Majesty’s Life Guards, selling
+fish by way of—what in Billingsgate used to be
+called—a ‘jolly lark.’ Enquiry proves, however,
+that he is the accredited consignee of
+one of the largest fishing fleets which sail out
+of the Thames.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We are bound to confess that the high tone
+of refinement which had hitherto been so well
+supported on the occasion of our visit, became
+in a little while, slightly depressed. As the
+legislature of the British empire consists of
+Crown, Lords, and Commons; so also the executive
+of Billingsgate is composed of three
+estates: first, of the Lord Mayor (Piscine secretary
+of state, Mr. Goldham); secondly, of
+an aristocracy, and, thirdly, of a commonalty,
+of salesmen. The latter—called in ancient
+Billingsgate <i>Bummarees</i>, in modern ditto,
+‘Retailers’—are middlemen between the
+smaller fishmonger and the high salesman
+aristocracy. They purchase the various sorts
+of fish, and arrange them in small assorted
+parcels to suit the convenience of suburban
+fishmongers, or of those peripatetic tradesmen,
+to whom was formerly applied the
+obsolete term almost of ‘Costermonger.’
+The transactions between these parties were
+not conducted under the influence of those strict
+rules of etiquette which governed the earlier
+dealings of the morning. Indeed, we detected
+the proprietor of a very respectable looking
+donkey answering a civil enquiry from a
+retailer as to what he was ‘looking for’ with</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Not you!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It is right, however, to add, in justice to
+the reputation of a locality which has been so
+long and so undeservedly regarded as the
+head quarters of verbal vulgarity, that a
+friend of the offender asked him solemnly
+<i>if he remembered were he wos</i>; and if he warn’t
+ashamed of his-self for going and bringing his
+Cheek into that ’ere markit?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Connected with the perambulating purveyors,
+there is a subject of very great
+importance; namely, cheap food for the poor.
+Although painful revelations of want of
+proper sustenance in every part of this overcrowded
+country, are daily breaking forth
+to light; although the low dietaries of most
+workhouses, and some prisons, are very often
+complained of; yet the old Celtic prejudice
+against fish still exists in great force among
+the humbler orders. Few poor persons will
+eat fish when they can get meat; many
+prefer gruel, and some slow starvation. Divers
+kinds of wholesome and nutritious fish are
+now sold at prices not above the means of the
+poorest persons; yet, so small is the demand,
+that the itinerant vendor—through whom
+what little that is sold reaches the humble
+consumer—makes it a matter of perfect indifference
+when he starts from home whether his
+venture for the day shall be fish or vegetables.
+His first visit is to Billingsgate; but if he find
+things, as regards price or kind, not to his
+taste, he adjourns to speculate in Covent
+Garden. He has, therefore, no regular market
+for what might most beneficially become a
+staple article. During the fruit season, little or
+no fish reaches the humbler classes; because
+then their purveyors find dealings with the
+‘Garden’ more profitable than dealings at the
+‘Gate.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Not long since a large quantity of wholesome
+fish of various sorts was left upon the
+hands of the market superintendent. By
+the advice of the Lord Mayor, it was forwarded
+for consumption to Giltspur Street
+Compter. The prisoners actually refused to
+eat it, and accompanied their refusal with a
+jocose allusion to the want of a proper accompaniment
+of sauce.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Among the stronger instances of the popular
+aversion to this kind of food, we may mention
+that in 1812, one of the members of the
+Committee for the Relief of the Manufacturing
+Poor, agreed with some fishermen
+to take from ten to twenty thousand mackerel
+a day, at a penny a piece; a price at which
+the fishermen said they could afford to
+supply the London market, to any extent,
+were they sure of a regular sale. On the
+15th June, 1812, upwards of seventeen thousand
+mackerel, delivered at the stipulated
+price, were sent to Spitalfields, and sold to the
+working weavers at the original cost of a
+penny a piece. Though purchased with great
+avidity by the inhabitants of that district, it
+soon appeared that Spitalfields alone would
+not be equal to the consumption of the vast
+quantities of mackerel which daily poured
+into the market; they were, therefore, sent
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_220'>220</span>for distribution at the same rate, in other parts
+of the town; workhouses and other public
+establishments were also served, and the
+supply increased to such a degree, that five
+hundred thousand mackerel arrived and were
+sold in one day.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This cheap and benevolent supply was
+eagerly absorbed while the distress lasted;
+but as soon as trade revived, the demand fell
+off and finally ceased altogether.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Is this aversion to fish unconquerable? If
+it be not, what an enormous augmentation of
+wholesome food might be procured to relieve
+the increasing wants of the humble and needy.
+All the time the above experiment was tried,
+only a small portion of the coast was available
+for the supply of the densest inland populations
+of this island. Now, there is scarcely a
+creek or an estuary from which fish cannot
+be rapidly transported, however great the
+distance.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Compared with the boundless means of
+supply, and the lightning-like powers of
+transit, the price of fish is at present inordinately
+dear. But this is solely the fault of
+the public. The demand is too inconsiderable
+to call forth any great and, therefore, economical
+system. The voyager, per steam, between
+the Thames and Scotland, or between London
+and Cork, cannot fail to wonder when he sees,
+as he surely will see on a warm, calm day,
+<i>scores of square miles</i> of haddocks, mackerel,
+pilchards, herrings, &#38;c.; when he has left on
+shore thousands of human beings pining for
+food. These enormous shoals approach the
+land, too, on purpose to be caught. In the
+History of British Fishes, Mr. Yarrell says,
+‘The law of Nature which obliges mackerel
+and many others to visit the shallower water
+of the shores at a particular season, appears
+to be one of those wise and beautiful provisions
+of the Creator by which not only is
+the species perpetuated with the greatest
+certainty, but a large portion of the parent
+animals are thus brought within the reach of
+man, who, but for the action of this law,
+would be deprived of many of those species
+most valuable to him as food. For the
+mackerel dispersed over the immense surface
+of the deep, no effective fishery could be
+carried on; but approaching the shore as
+they do from all directions, and roving along
+the coast collected in immense shoals, millions
+are caught, which yet form but a very small
+portion compared with the myriads that
+escape.’ The fecundity of some of the species
+is marvellous. It has been ascertained
+by actual experiment, that the roe of the
+cod fish contains from six to nine millions of
+eggs.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Nor are river fish less abundant. Mr.
+Yarrell says, that two persons once calculated
+from actual observation, that from sixteen to
+eighteen hundred of the delicate ingredients
+for Twickenham pies passed a given point on
+the Thames in one minute of time; an average
+of more than one hundred thousand per hour.
+And this <i>eel-fare</i>, as it is called, is going on
+incessantly for more than two months. The
+king of fish is equally prolific, and quite as
+easily captured. The choicest salmon that
+appear in Billingsgate are from the river
+Bann, near Coleraine. We found it eighteen pence
+per pound; yet it is recorded that fourteen
+hundred and fifty salmon were taken in
+that river at one drag of a single net!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The appetite for fish is, it would seem, an
+acquired taste; but it would be of enormous
+advantage if any means could be devised for
+encouraging the consumption of this description
+of food. In order to commence the experiment
+we would suggest the regular introduction
+of fish into workhouse and prison
+dietaries. Formerly, such a measure was not
+practicable during the whole of the year, but,
+with a trifling outlay, such a system of supply
+might be organised as would ensure freshness
+and constancy.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The proprietor of the handsome donkey,
+who led us into this statistical reverie, informed
+us—and he was corroborated by his
+friend—that the only certainty was the red-herring
+and periwinkle trade; but then the
+competition was so werry great. “<i>I</i> don’t know
+how it is,” he observed, “but people’ll buy
+salt things with all the wirtue dried out on
+’em, but——”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“That’s because they has a relish,” interrupted
+the Mentor.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But fresh fish,” renewed the other gentleman,
+with a glance of displeasure at being
+interrupted; “fresh fish—all alive, as we
+cries ’em—fresh fish, mind you!—they can’t
+abear!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We also learnt from these gentlemen that
+the professors of the Hebrew faith were the
+only constant fish-eaters.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“And wy?” continued the councillor, “cos
+when they eats fish, they thinks they’re a
+fasting!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This reminding us that we were actually
+fasting, we complimented our friend on his
+donkey (which he assured us was a ‘Moke’ of
+the reg’lar Tantivy breed), and having completed
+the filling of our basket, were about to
+return home to breakfast, with an excellent
+appetite, and a high respect for the manners
+of modern fishmongers, when he hailed us
+easily with, “Halloa, you Sir!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We went back.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I tell you wot,” he said, jerking his thumb
+over his shoulder, in the direction of the
+Market Tavern,—“but p’raps you have
+though.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Have what?” said we.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Dined at Simpson’s, the Fish Hord’n’ry,”
+said he.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Never,” said we.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Do it!” said he. “You go and have a
+tuck-out at Simpson’s at four o’clock in the
+arternoon (wen me and my old ooman is a
+going to take our tea, with a winkle or wot
+not) and you’ll come out as bright as a star,
+and as sleek as this here Moke.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_221'>221</span>We thanked him for his hint towards the
+improvement of our personal appearance,
+which was a little dilapidated at that hour of
+the morning, and were so much impressed by
+the possibility of rivalling the Moke, that we
+returned at four o’clock in the afternoon, and
+climbed up to the first floor of Mr. Simpson’s
+house.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A glance at the clock assured us that Mr.
+Simpson was a genius. He kept it back ten
+minutes, to give stragglers a last chance.
+Already, the long table down the whole length
+of the long low room was nearly full, and
+people were sitting at a side table, looking
+out through windows, like stern-windows
+aboard ship, at flapping sails, and rigging.
+The host was in the chair, with a wooden
+hammer ready to his hand; and five several
+gentlemen, much excited by hunger and
+haste, who had run us down on the stairs,
+had leaped into seats, and were menacing expected
+turbots with their knives.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We slipped into a vacant chair by a gentleman
+from the Eastern Counties, who immediately
+informed us that Sir Robert Peel was
+all wrong, and the agricultural interest blown
+to shivers. This gentleman had little pieces
+of sticking-plaster stuck all over him, and we
+thought his discontent had broken out in an
+eruption, until he informed us that he had
+been ‘going it, all last week’ with some
+ruined friends of his who were also in town,
+and that ‘champagne and claret always had
+that effect upon him.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>On our left hand, was an undertaker from
+Whitechapel. “Here’s a bill,” says he;
+“this General Interment! What’s to become
+of my old hands who haven’t been what
+you may call rightly sober these twenty
+years? Ain’t there <i>any</i> religious feeling in
+the country?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The company had come, like the fish, from
+various distances. There was a respectable
+Jew provision-merchant from Hamburg, over
+the way. Next him, an old man with sunken
+jaws that were always in motion, like a
+gutta percha mouth that was being continually
+squeezed. He had come from York. Hard
+by, a very large smooth-faced old gentleman
+in an immense ribbed satin waistcoat, out of
+Devonshire, attended by a pink nephew who
+was walking the London Hospitals. Lower
+down, was a wooden leg that had brought the
+person it belonged to, all the way from
+Canada. Two ‘parties,’ as the waiter called
+them, who had been with a tasting-order to
+the Docks, and were a little scared about the
+eyes, belonged to Doncaster. Pints of stout
+and porter were handed round, agreeably to
+their respective orders. Everybody took his
+own pint pot to himself, and seemed suspicious
+of his neighbour. As the minute hand of
+the clock approached a quarter past four,
+the gentleman from the Eastern Counties
+whispered us, that if the country held
+out for another year, it was as much as he
+expected.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Suddenly a fine salmon sparkled and twinkled
+like a silver harlequin before Mr. Simpson.
+A goodly dish of soles was set on lower
+down; then, in quick succession, appeared
+flounders, fried eels, stewed eels, cod fish,
+melted butter, lobster-sauce, potatoes. Savoury
+steams curled and curled about the
+company’s heads, and toyed with the company’s
+noses. Mr. Simpson hammered on the
+table. Grace!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>For one silent moment, Mr. Simpson gazed
+upon the salmon as if he were the salmon’s
+admiring father, and then fell upon him, and
+helped twenty people without winking. Five
+or six flushed waiters hurried to and fro, and
+played cymbals with the plates; the company
+rattled an accompaniment of knives and forks;
+the fish were no more, in a twinkling. Boiled
+beef, mutton, and a huge dish of steaks, were
+soon disposed of in like manner. Small
+glasses of brandy round, were gone, ere one
+could say it lightened. Cheese melted away.
+Crusts dissolved into air. Mr. Simpson was
+gay. He knew the worst the company could
+do. He saw it done, twice every day. Again
+he hammered on the table. Grace!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Then, the cloth, the plates, the salt-cellars,
+the knives and forks, the glasses and pewter-pots,
+being all that the guests had not eaten
+or drunk, were cleared; bunches of pipes
+were laid upon the table; and everybody
+ordered what he liked to drink, or went his
+way. Mr. Simpson’s punch, in wicked tumblers
+of immense dimensions, was the most in favour.
+Mr. Simpson himself consorted with a company
+of generous spirits—connected with a
+Brewery, perhaps—and smoked a mild cigar.
+The large gentleman out of Devonshire: so
+large now, that he was obliged to move his
+chair back, to give his satin waistcoat play:
+ordered a small pint bottle of port, passed it
+to the pink nephew, and disparaged punch.
+The nephew dutifully concurred, but looked
+at the undertaker’s glass, out of the corner of
+his eye, as if he could have reconciled himself
+to punch, too, under pressure, on a desart
+island. The ‘parties’ from the Docks took
+rum-and-water, and wandered in their conversation.
+He of the Eastern Counties took
+cold gin-and-water for a change, and for the purification
+of his blood. Deep in the oiled depths
+of the old-fashioned table, a reflection of every
+man’s face appeared below him, beaming.
+Many pipes were lighted, the windows were
+opened at top, and a fragrant cloud enwrapped
+the company, as if they were all being carried
+upward together. The undertaker laughed
+monstrously at a joke, and the agriculturist
+thought the country might go on, say ten years,
+with good luck.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Eighteen pence a-head had done it all—the
+drink, and smoke, and civil attendance excepted—and
+again this was Billingsgate!
+Verily, there is ‘an ancient and fish-like
+smell’ about our popular opinions sometimes;
+and our hereditary exaltations and depressions
+of some things would bear revision!</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <span class='pageno' id='Page_222'>222</span>
+ <h2 class='c004'>GREENWICH WEATHER-WISDOM.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>In England everybody notices the weather,
+and talks about the weather, and suffers by
+the weather, yet very few of us <i>know</i> anything
+about it. The changes of our climate
+have given us a constant and an insatiable
+national disease—consumption; the density
+of our winter fog has gained an European
+celebrity; whilst the general haziness of the
+atmosphere induces an Italian or an American
+to doubt whether we are ever indulged with a
+real blue sky. ‘Good day’ has become the
+national salutation; umbrellas, water-proof
+clothes and cough mixtures are almost
+necessities of English life; yet, despite these
+daily and hourly proofs of the importance
+of the weather to each and all of us, it is
+only within the last ten years that any
+effectual steps have been taken in England
+to watch the weather and the proximate
+elements which regulate its course and
+variations.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Yet, in those ten years positive wonders
+have been done, and good hope established
+that a continuance of patient enquiry will
+be rewarded by still further discoveries. To
+take a single result it may be mentioned,
+that a careful study of the thermometer
+has shown that a descent of the temperature
+of London from forty-five to thirty-two
+degrees, generally kills about 300 persons.
+They may not all die in the very week when
+the loss of warmth takes place, but the
+number of deaths is found to increase to
+that extent over the previous average within
+a short period after the change. The fall
+of temperature, in truth, kills them as certainly
+as a well aimed cannon-shot. Our changing
+climate or deficient food and shelter has
+weathered them for the final stroke, but they
+actually die at last of the weather.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Before 1838 several European states less
+apt than ourselves to talk about the weather,
+had taken it up as a study, and had made
+various contributions to the general knowledge
+of the subject; but in that year England
+began to act. The officials who now and then
+emerge from the Admiralty under the title of
+the ‘Board of Visitors,’ to see what is in
+progress at the Greenwich Observatory, were
+reminded by Mr. Airy, the astronomer royal,
+that much good might be done by pursuing a
+course of magnetic and meteorological observations.
+The officials ‘listened and believed.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The following year saw a wooden fence
+pushed out behind the Observatory walls in the
+direction of Blackheath, and soon afterwards
+a few low-roofed, unpainted, wooden buildings
+were dotted over the enclosure. These structures
+are small enough and humble enough to
+outward view, yet they contain some most
+beautifully constructed instruments, and have
+been the scene of a series of observations and
+discoveries of the greatest interest and value.
+The stray holiday visitor to Greenwich Park,
+who feels tempted to look over the wooden
+paling sees only a series of deal sheds, upon a
+rough grass-plat; a mast some 80 feet high,
+steadied by ropes, and having a lanthorn at
+the top, and a windlass below; and if he looks
+closer he perceives a small inner enclosure surrounded
+by a dwarf fence, an upright stand
+with a moveable top sheltering a collection of
+thermometers, and here and there a pile of
+planks and unused partitioning that helps to
+give the place an appearance of temporary
+expediency—an aspect something between
+a collection of emigrant’s cottages and the
+yard of a dealer in second-hand building
+materials. But,—as was said when speaking of
+the Astronomical Observatory,—Greenwich is
+a practical place, and not one prepared for show.
+Science, like virtue, does not require a palace
+for a dwelling-place. In this collection of
+deal houses during the last ten years Nature
+has been constantly watched, and interrogated
+with the zeal and patience which alone can
+glean a knowledge of her secrets. And the
+results of those watches, kept at all hours,
+and in all weathers, are curious in the extreme:
+but before we ask what they are, let
+us cross the barrier, and see with what tools
+the weather-students work.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The main building is built in the form
+of a cross, with its chief front to the magnetic
+north. It is formed of wood; all iron
+and other metals being carefully excluded;
+for its purpose is to contain three large
+magnets, which have to be isolated from
+all influence likely to interfere with their
+truthful action. In three arms of the cross
+these magnets are suspended by bands of unwrought,
+untwisted silk. In the fourth arm
+is a sort of double window filled with apparatus
+for receiving the electricity collected at
+the top of the mast which stands close by.
+Thus in this wooden shed we find one portion
+devoted to electricity—to the detection and
+registry of the stray lightning of the atmosphere—and
+the other three to a set of instruments
+that feel the influence and register
+the variations of the magnetic changes in the
+condition of the air. ‘True as the needle to
+the pole,’ is the burden of an old song, which
+now shows how little our forefathers knew
+about this same needle, which, in truth, has
+a much steadier character than it deserves.
+Let all who still have faith in the legend go to
+the magnet-house, and when they have seen
+the vagaries there displayed, they will have
+but a poor idea of Mr. Charles Dibdin’s sea-heroes
+whose constancy is declared to have been
+as true as their compasses were to the north.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Upon entering the magnet-house, the first
+object that attracts attention are the jars to
+which the electricity is brought down. The
+fluid is collected, as just stated, by a conductor
+running from the top of the mast outside. In
+order that not the slightest portion may be
+lost in its progress down, a lamp is kept constantly
+burning near the top of the pole, the
+light of which keeps warm and dry a body of
+glass that cuts off all communication between
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_223'>223</span>the conductor and the machinery which supports
+it. Another light for the purpose of
+collecting the electricity by its flame, is placed
+above the top of the pole. This light, burning
+at night, has given rise to many a strange supposition
+in the neighbourhood. It is too high
+up to be serviceable as a lanthorn to those
+below. Besides, who walks in Greenwich Park
+after the gates are closed? It can light only
+the birds or the deer. ‘Then, surely,’ says
+another popular legend, ‘it is to guide the
+ships on the river, when on their way up at
+night;—a sort of land-mark to tell whereabouts
+the Observatory is when the moon
+and stars are clouded, and refuse to show
+where their watchers are.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>All these speculations are idle, for the lights
+burn when the sun is shining, as well as at
+night; and the object of the lower one is that
+no trace of moisture, and no approach of cold,
+shall give the electricity a chance of slipping
+down the mast, or the ropes, to the earth, but
+shall leave it no way of escape from the wise
+men below, who want it, and will have it,
+whether it likes or no, in their jars, that they
+may measure its quantity and its quality, and
+write both down in their journals. It is thus
+that electricity comes down the wires into
+those jars on our right as we enter. If very
+slight, its presence there is indicated by tiny
+morsels of pendent gold-leaf; if stronger, the
+divergence of two straws show it; if stronger
+still, the third jar holds its greater force, whilst
+neighbouring instruments measure the length
+of the electric sparks, or mark the amount of
+the electric force. At the desk, close by, sits
+the observer, who jots down the successive
+indications. In his book he registers from
+day to day, throughout the year, how much
+electricity has been in the air, and what was
+its character, even to such particulars as to
+whether its sparks were blue, violet, or purple
+in colour. At times, however, he has to exercise
+great care, and it is not always that he
+even then escapes receiving severe shocks.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Passing on, we approach the magnets. They
+are three in number; of large size, and differently
+suspended, to show the various ways
+in which such bodies are acted upon. All
+hang by bands of unwrought silk. If the silk
+were twisted, it would twist the magnets,
+and the accuracy of their position would be
+disturbed. Magnets, like telescopes, must be
+true in their adjustment to the hundredth
+part of a hair’s breadth. One magnet hangs
+north and south; another east and west; and
+a third, like a scale-beam, is balanced on
+knife-edges and agate planes, so beautifully,
+that when once adjusted and enclosed in its
+case, it is opened only once a year, lest one
+grain of dust, or one small spider, should
+destroy its truth; for spiders are as troublesome
+to the weather-student as to the astronomer.
+These insects like the perfect quiet
+that reigns about the instruments of the philosopher,
+and with heroic perseverance persist
+in spinning their fine threads amongst his
+machines. Indeed, spiders occasionally betray
+the magnetic observer into very odd behaviour.
+At times he may be seen bowing in the sunshine,
+like a Persian fire-worshipper; now
+stooping in this direction, now dodging in that,
+but always gazing through the sun’s rays up
+towards that luminary. He seems demented,
+staring at nothing. At last he lifts his hand;
+he snatches apparently at vacancy to pull
+nothing down. In truth his eye had at last
+caught the gleam of light reflected from an
+almost invisible spider line running from the
+electrical wire to the neighbouring planks.
+The spider who had ventured on the charged
+wire paid the penalty of such daring with his
+life long ago, but he had left his web behind
+him, and that beautifully minute thread has
+been carrying off to the earth a portion of the
+electric fluid, before it had been received, and
+tested, and registered, by the mechanism
+below. Such facts show the exceeding delicacy
+of the observations.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>For seven years, the magnets suspended in
+this building were constantly watched every
+two hours—every even hour—day and night,
+except on Sundays, the object being that some
+light might be thrown upon the laws regulating
+the movements of the mariner’s compass;
+hence, that whilst men became wiser,
+navigation might be rendered safer. The
+chief observer—the <i>genius loci</i>—is Mr.
+Glaisher, whose name figures in the reports
+of the Registrar-General. He, with
+two assistants, from year to year, went on
+making these tedious examinations of the variations
+of the magnets, by means of small telescopes,
+fixed with great precision upon pedestals
+of masonry or wood fixed on the earth, and
+unconnected with the floor of the building,
+occupying a position exactly between the
+three magnets. This mode of proceeding had
+continued for some years with almost unerring
+regularity, and certain large quarto volumes
+full of figures were the results, when an ingenious
+medical man, Mr. Brooke, hit upon a
+photographic plan for removing the necessity
+for this perpetual watchfulness. Now, in the
+magnet-house, we see light and chemistry doing
+the tasks before performed by human labour;
+and doing them more faithfully than even the
+most vigilant of human eyes and hands. Around
+the magnets are cases of zinc, so perfect that
+they exclude all light from without. Inside
+those cases, in one place, is a lamp giving a
+single ray of prepared light which, falling
+upon a mirror soldered to the magnet, moves
+with its motions. This wandering ray,
+directed towards a sheet of sensitive photographic
+paper, records the magnet’s slightest
+motion! The paper moves on by clockwork,
+and once in four-and-twenty hours an
+assistant, having closed the shutters of the
+building, lights a lanthorn of <i>yellow glass</i>,
+opens the magnet-boxes, removes the paper
+on which the magnets have been enabled to
+record their own motions, and then, having
+put in a fresh sheet of sensitive paper, he shuts
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_224'>224</span>it securely in, winds up the clockwork, puts
+out his yellow light and lets in the sunshine.
+His lanthorn glass is yellow, because the
+yellow rays are the only ones which can be
+safely allowed to fall upon the photographic
+paper during its removal from the instrument,
+to the dish in which its magnetic picture is to
+be <i>fixed</i> by a further chemical process. It is
+the blue ray of the light that gives the daguerrotypic
+likeness;—as most persons who
+have had their heads off, under the hands of
+M. Claudet, or Mr. Beard, or any of their
+numerous competitors in the art of preparing
+sun-pictures, well know.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Since the apparatus of Mr. Brooke for the
+self-registration of the magnetic changes has
+been in operation at Greenwich, the time of
+Mr. Glaisher and his assistants has been
+more at liberty for other branches of their
+duties. These are numerous enough. Thermometers
+and barometers have to be watched
+as well as magnets. To these instruments
+the same ingenious photographic contrivance
+is applied.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The wooden building next to the magnet-house
+on the south-west contains a modification
+of Mr. Brooke’s ingenious plan, by
+which the rise and fall of the temperature of
+the air is self-registered. Outside the building
+are the bulbs of thermometers freely exposed
+to the weather. Their shafts run through
+a zinc case, and as the mercury rises or falls,
+it moves a float having a projecting arm.
+Across this arm is thrown the ray of prepared
+light which falls then upon the sensitive paper.
+Thus we see the variations of the needle and
+the variations in heat and cold both recording
+their own story, within these humble-looking
+wooden sheds, as completely as the
+wind and the rain are made to do the same
+thing, on the top of the towers of the Observatory.
+The reward given to the inventor
+of this ingenious mode of self-registration has
+been recently revealed in a parliamentary
+paper, thus:—‘To Mr. Charles Brooke for
+his invention and establishment at the Royal
+Observatory, of the apparatus for the self-registration
+of magnetical and meteorological
+phenomena, 500<i>l.</i>’ Every year the invention
+will save fully 500<i>l.</i> worth of human toil;
+and the reward seems small when we see
+every year millions voted for warlike, sinecure,
+and other worse than useless purposes.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Photography, however, cannot do all the
+work. Its records have to be checked by
+independent observations every day, and then
+both have to be brought to their practical value
+by comparison with certain tables which test
+their accuracy, and make them available for
+disclosing certain scientific results. The preparation
+of such tables is one of the practical
+triumphs of Greenwich. Many a quiet
+country gentleman amuses his leisure by
+noting day by day the variations of his
+thermometer and barometer. Heretofore
+such observations were isolated and of no
+general value, but now by the tables completed
+by Mr. Glaisher, and published by
+the Royal Society, they may all be converted
+into scientific values, and be made available
+for the increase of our weather-wisdom. For
+nearly seventy years the Royal Society had
+observations made at Somerset House, but
+they were a dead letter—mere long columns
+of figures—till these tables gave them significance.
+And the same tables now knit
+into one scientific whole, the observations
+taken by forty scientific volunteers, who,
+from day to day, record for the Registrar-General
+of births and deaths, the temperature,
+moisture, &#38;c., of their different localities,
+which vary from Glasgow to Guernsey, and
+from Cornwall to Norwich.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>What the Rosetta stone is to the history of
+the Pharaohs, these Greenwich tables have
+been to the weather-hieroglyphics. They
+have afforded something like a key to the
+language in which the secrets are written;
+and it remains for industrious observation
+and scientific zeal to complete the modern
+victory over ancient ignorance. Already, the
+results of the Greenwich studies of the weather
+have given us a number of curious morsels
+of knowledge. The wholesale destruction of
+human life induced by a fall in the temperature
+of London has just been noticed. Besides
+the manifestation of that fact, we are shown,
+that instead of a warm summer being followed
+by a cold winter, the tendency of the
+law of the weather is to group warm seasons
+together, and cold seasons together. Mr.
+Glaisher has made out, that the character
+of the weather seems to follow certain curves,
+so to speak, each extending over periods of
+fifteen years. During the first half of each of
+these periods, the seasons become warmer and
+warmer, till they reach their warmest point,
+and then they sink again, becoming colder
+and colder, till they reach the lowest point,
+whence they rise again. His tables range
+over the last seventy-nine years—from 1771
+to 1849. Periods shown to be the coldest,
+were years memorable for high-priced food,
+increased mortality, popular discontent, and
+political changes. In his diagrams, the warm
+years are tinted brown, and the cold years
+grey, and as the sheets are turned over and
+the dates scanned, the fact suggests itself that
+a grey period saw Lord George Gordon’s
+riots; a grey period was marked by the
+Reform Bill excitement; and a grey period
+saw the Corn Laws repealed.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A few more morsels culled from the experience
+of these weather-seers, and we have
+done.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Those seasons have been best which have
+enjoyed an average temperature—nor too hot
+nor too cold.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The indications are that the climate of
+England is becoming warmer, and, consequently,
+healthier; a fact to be partly accounted
+for by the improved drainage and
+the removal of an excess of timber from the
+land.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_225'>225</span>The intensity of cholera was found greatest
+in those places where the air was stagnant;
+and, therefore, any means for causing its
+motion, as lighting fires and improving ventilation,
+are thus proved to be of the utmost
+consequence.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Some day near the 20th of January—the
+lucky guess in 1838 of Murphy’s Weather
+Almanac—will, upon the average of years, be
+found to be the coldest of the whole year.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In the middle of May there are generally
+some days of cold, so severe as to be unexplainable.
+Humboldt mentions this fact in
+his Cosmos; and various authors have tried
+to account for it,—at present in vain. The
+favourite notion, perhaps, is that which attributes
+this period of cold to the loosening of
+the icebergs of the North. Another weather
+eccentricity is the usual advent of some warm
+days at the beginning of November.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Certain experiments in progress to test the
+difference between the temperature of the
+Thames and of the surrounding atmosphere
+are expected to show the cause of the famous
+London fog. During the night the Thames is
+often from ten to seventeen degrees warmer,
+and in the day time from eight to ten degrees
+colder than the air above it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>If the theory of weather-cycles holds good,
+we are to have seasons colder than the average
+from this time till 1853, when warmth will
+begin again to predominate over cold. A
+chilly prophecy this to close with, and therefore,
+rather let an anecdote complete this
+chapter on the Weather-Watchers of Greenwich.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Amongst other experiments going on some
+time ago in the Observatory enclosure, were
+some by which Mr. Glaisher sought to discover
+how much warmth the Earth lost
+during the hours of night, and how much
+moisture the Air would take up in a day from
+a given surface. Upon the long grass within
+the dwarf fence already mentioned were placed
+all sorts of odd substances in little distinct
+quantities. Ashes, wood, leather, linen, cotton,
+glass, lead, copper, and stone, amongst other
+things, were there to show how each affected
+the question of radiation. Close by upon a
+post was a dish six inches across, in which
+every day there was punctually poured one
+ounce of water, and at the same hour next
+day, as punctually was this fluid re-measured
+to see what had been lost by evaporation.
+For three years this latter experiment
+had been going on, and the results
+were posted up in a book; but the figures
+gave most contradictory results. There was
+either something very irregular in the air,
+or something very wrong in the apparatus.
+It was watched for leakage, but none was
+found, when one day Mr. Glaisher stepped
+out of the magnet-house, and looking towards
+the stand, the mystery was revealed. The
+evaporating dish of the philosopher was being
+used as a bath by an irreverent bird!—a
+sparrow was scattering from his wings the
+water left to be drunk by the winds of Heaven.
+Only one thing remained to be done; and the
+next minute saw a pen run through the tables
+that had taken three years to compile. The
+labour was lost—the work had to be begun
+again.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>MY WONDERFUL ADVENTURES IN SKITZLAND.</h2>
+</div>
+<h3 class='c007'>CHAPTER THE FIRST.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>The Beginning is a Bore—I fall into Misfortune.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I am fond of Gardening. I like to dig. If
+among the operations of the garden any
+need for such a work can be at any time
+discovered or invented, I like to dig a
+hole. On the 3d of March, 1849, I began
+a hole behind the kitchen wall, where-into
+it was originally intended to transplant
+a plum-tree. The exercise was so much
+to my taste, that a strange humour impelled
+me to dig on. A fascination held me to the
+task. I neglected my business. I disappeared
+from the earth’s surface. A boy who worked
+a basket by means of a rope and pulley, aided
+me; so aided, I confined my whole attention
+to spade labour. The centripetal force seemed
+to have made me its especial victim. I dug
+on until Autumn. In the beginning of
+November I observed that, upon percussion,
+the sound given by the floor of my pit was
+resonant. I did not intermit my labour, urged
+as I was by a mysterious instinct downwards.
+On applying my ear, I occasionally heard a
+subdued sort of rattle, which caused me to
+form a theory that the centre of the earth
+might be composed of mucus. In November,
+the ground broke beneath me into a hollow
+and I fell a considerable distance. I alighted
+on the box-seat of a four-horse coach, which
+happened to be running at that time immediately
+underneath. The coachman took
+no notice whatever of my sudden arrival by
+his side. He was so completely muffled up,
+that I could observe only the skilful way in
+which he manipulated reins and whip. The
+horses were yellow. I had seen no more than
+this, when the guard’s horn blew, and presently
+we pulled up at an inn. A waiter
+came out, and appeared to collect four bags
+from the passengers inside the coach. He
+then came round to me.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Dine here, Sir?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, certainly,” said I. I like to dine—not
+the sole point of resemblance between myself
+and the great Johnson.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Trouble you for your stomach, Sir.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>While the waiter was looking up with a
+polite stare into my puzzled face, my neighbour,
+the coachman, put one hand within his
+outer coat, as if to feel for money in his
+waistcoat pocket. Directly afterwards his
+fingers came again to light, and pulled forth
+an enormous sack. Notwithstanding that it
+was abnormally enlarged, I knew by observation
+of its form and texture that this was a
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_226'>226</span>stomach, with the œsophagus attached. This,
+then, the waiter caught as it was thrown
+down to him, and hung it carelessly over his
+arm, together with the four smaller bags
+(which I now knew to be also stomachs)
+collected from the passengers within the
+coach. I started up, and as I happened to
+look round, observed a skeleton face upon the
+shoulders of a gentleman who sat immediately
+behind my back. My own features were
+noticed at the same time by the guard, who
+now came forward, touching his hat.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Beg your pardon, Sir, but you’ve been
+and done it.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Done what?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why, Sir, you should have booked your
+place, and not come up in this clandestine
+way. However, you’ve been and done it!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“My good man, what have I done?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why, sir, the Baron Terroro’s eyes had
+the box-seat, and I strongly suspect you’ve
+been and sat upon them.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I looked involuntarily to see whether I had
+been sitting upon anything except the simple
+cushion. Truly enough, there was an eye,
+which I had crushed and flattened.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Only one,” I said.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Worse for you, and better for him. The
+other eye had time to escape, and it will know
+you again, that’s certain. Well, it’s no business
+of mine. Of course you’ve no appetite
+now for dinner? Better pay your fare, Sir.
+To the Green Hippopotamus and Spectacles,
+where we put up, it’s ten-and-six.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Is there room inside?” I enquired. It
+was advisable to shrink from observation.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, Sir. The inside passengers are
+mostly skeleton. There’s room for three,
+Sir. Inside, one-pound-one.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I paid the money, and became an inside
+passenger.</p>
+
+<h3 class='c009'>CHAPTER THE SECOND.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>Of Divisions which occur in Skitzland—I am taken up.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Professor Essig’s Lectures on Anatomy
+had so fortified me, that I did not shrink from
+entering the Skitzton coach. It contained
+living limbs, loose or attached to skeletons in
+other respects bare, except that they were
+clothed with broadcloth garments, cut after
+the English fashion. One passenger only had
+a complete face of flesh, he had also one living
+hand; the other hand I guessed was bony,
+because it was concealed in a glove obviously
+padded. By observing the fit of his clothes,
+I came to a conclusion that this gentleman
+was stuffed throughout; that all his limbs,
+except the head and hand, were artificial.
+Two pairs of Legs, in woollen stockings, and
+a pair of Ears, were in a corner of the coach,
+and in another corner there were nineteen or
+twenty Scalps.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I thought it well to look astonished at
+nothing, and, having pointed in a careless
+manner to the scalps, asked what might be
+their destination? The person with the Face
+and Hand replied to me; and although evidently
+himself a gentleman, he addressed me
+with a tone of unconcealed respect.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“They are going to Skitzton, Sir, to the
+hair-dresser’s.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, to be sure,” I said. “They are to
+make Natural Skin Wigs. I might have
+known.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I beg your pardon, Sir. There is a ball
+to-morrow night at Culmsey. But the gentry
+do not like to employ village barbers, and
+therefore many of the better class of people
+send their hair to Skitzton, and receive it
+back by the return coach properly cut and
+curled.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Oh,” said I. “Ah! Oh, indeed!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Dinners, gentlemen!” said a voice at the
+window, and the waiter handed in four
+stomachs, now tolerably well filled. Each
+passenger received his property, and pulling
+open his chest with as much composure as if
+he were unbuttoning his waistcoat, restored
+his stomach, with a dinner in it, to the right
+position. Then the reckonings were paid,
+and the coach started.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I thought of my garden, and much wished
+that somebody could throw Professor Essig
+down the hole that I had dug. A few things
+were to be met with in Skitzland which would
+rather puzzle him. They puzzled me; but I
+took refuge in silence, and so fortified, protected
+my ignorance from an exposure.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You are going to Court, Sir, I presume?”
+said my Face and Hand friend, after a short
+pause. His was the only mouth in the coach,
+excepting mine, so that he was the only
+passenger able to enter into conversation.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“My dear Sir,” I replied, “let me be frank
+with you. I have arrived here unexpectedly
+out of another world. Of the manners and
+customs, nay, of the very nature of the people
+who inhabit this country, I know nothing.
+For any information you can give me, I shall
+be very grateful.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>My friend smiled incredulity, and said,</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Whatever you are pleased to profess, I
+will believe. What you are pleased to feign a
+wish for, I am proud to furnish. In Skitzland,
+the inhabitants, until they come of age, retain
+that illustrious appearance which you have
+been so fortunate as never to have lost.
+During the night of his twenty-first birthday,
+each Skitzlander loses the limbs which
+up to that period have received from him no
+care, no education. Of those neglected parts
+the skeletons alone remain, but all those
+organs which he has employed sufficiently
+continue unimpaired. I, for example, devoted
+to the study of the law, forgot all occupation
+but to think, to use my senses and to write.
+I rarely used my legs, and therefore Nature
+has deprived me of them.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But,” I observed, “it seems that in Skitzland
+you are able to take yourselves to
+pieces.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No one has that power, Sir, more largely
+than yourself. What organs we have we
+can detach on any service. When dispersed,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_227'>227</span>a simple force of Nature directs all corresponding
+members whither to fly that they may
+re-assemble.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“If they can fly,” I asked, “why are they
+sent in coaches? There were a pair of eyes
+on the box-seat.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Simply for safety against accidents. Eyes
+flying alone are likely to be seized by birds,
+and incur many dangers. They are sent,
+therefore, usually under protection, like any
+other valuable parcel.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Do many accidents occur?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Very few. For mutual protection, and
+also because a single member is often all that
+has been left existing of a fellow Skitzlander
+our laws, as you, Sir, know much better than
+myself, estimate the destruction of any part
+absent on duty from its skeleton as a crime
+equivalent to murder——”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>After this I held my tongue. Presently
+my friend again enquired whether I was
+going up to Court?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why should I go to Court?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Oh, Sir, it pleases you to be facetious.
+You must be aware that any Skitzlander who
+has been left by Nature in possession of every
+limb, sits in the Assembly of the Perfect, or
+the Upper House, and receives many state
+emoluments and dignities.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Are there many members of that Upper
+Assembly?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Sir, there were forty-two. But if you are
+now travelling to claim your seat, the number
+will be raised to forty-three.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“The Baron Terroro—” I hinted.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“My brother, Sir. His eyes are on the
+box-seat under my care. Undoubtedly he is
+a Member of the Upper House.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I was now anxious to get out of the coach
+as soon as possible. My wish was fulfilled
+after the next pause. One Eye, followed by
+six Pairs of Arms, with strong hard Hands
+belonging to them, flew in at the window. I
+was collared; the door was opened, and all
+hands were at work to drag me out and away.
+The twelve Hands whisked me through the
+air, while the one Eye sailed before us, like
+an old bird, leader of the flight.</p>
+
+<h3 class='c009'>CHAPTER THE THIRD.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>My Imprisonment and Trial for Murder.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>What sort of sky have they in Skitzland?
+Our earth overarches them, and, as the sunlight
+filters through, it causes a subdued
+illumination with very pure rays. Skitzland
+is situated nearly in the centre of our globe,
+it hangs there like a shrunken kernel in the
+middle of a nutshell. The height from Skitzland
+to the over-arching canopy is great; so
+great, that if I had not fallen personally from
+above the firmament, I should have considered
+it to be a blue sky similar to ours. At night
+it is quite dark; but during the day there is
+an appearance in the Heaven of white spots;
+their glistening reminded me of stars. I
+noticed them as I was being conveyed to
+prison by the strong arms of justice, for
+it was by a detachment of members from
+the Skitzton Police that I was now hurried
+along. The air was very warm, and corroborated
+the common observation of an increase
+of heat as you get into the pith of our planet.
+The theory of Central Fire, however, is, you
+perceive quite overturned by my experience.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We alighted near the outskirts of a large
+and busy town. Through its streets I was
+dragged publicly, much stared at, and much
+staring. The street life was one busy nightmare
+of disjointed limbs. Professor Essig,
+could he have been dragged through Skitzton,
+would have delivered his farewell lecture
+upon his return. ‘Gentlemen, Fuit Ilium—Fuit
+Ischium—Fuit Sacrum—Anatomy has
+lost her seat among the sciences. My occupation’s
+gone.’ Professor Owen’s Book ‘On
+the Nature of Limbs,’ must contain, in the
+next edition, an Appendix ‘Upon Limbs
+in Skitzland.’ I was dragged through the
+streets, and all that I saw there, in the
+present age of little faith, I dare not tell you.
+I was dragged through the streets to prison
+and there duly chained, after having been
+subjected to the scrutiny of about fifty couples
+of eyes drawn up in a line within the prison
+door. I was chained in a dark cell, a cell so
+dark that I could very faintly perceive the
+figure of some being who was my companion.
+Whether this individual had ears wherewith
+to hear, and mouth wherewith to answer me,
+I could not see, but at a venture I addressed
+him. My thirst for information was unconquerable;
+I began, therefore, immediately with
+a question:</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Friend, what are those stars which we see
+shining in the sky at mid-day?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>An awful groan being an unsatisfactory
+reply, I asked again.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Man, do not mock at misery. You will
+yourself be one of them.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘The Teachers shall shine like Stars in the
+Firmament.’ I have a propensity for teaching,
+but was puzzled to discover how I could give
+so practical an illustration of the text of
+Fichte.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Believe me,” I said, “I am strangely
+ignorant. Explain yourself.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>He answered with a hollow voice:</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Murderers are shot up out of mortars
+into the sky, and stick there. Those white,
+glistening specks, they are their skeletons.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Justice is prompt in Skitzland. I was tried
+incredibly fast by a jury of twelve men who
+had absolutely heads. The judges had nothing
+but brain, mouth and ear. Three powerful
+tongues defended me, but as they were not
+suffered to talk nonsense, they had little to
+say. The whole case was too clear to be
+talked into cloudiness. Baron Terroro, in
+person, deposed, that he had sent his eyes to
+see a friend at Culmsey, and that they were
+returning on the Skitzton coach, when I,
+illegally, came with my whole bulk upon the
+box-seat, which he occupied. That one of his
+eyes was, in that manner, totally destroyed,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_228'>228</span>but that the other eye, having escaped, identified
+me, and brought to his brain intelligence
+of the calamity which had befallen. He
+deposed further, that having received this
+information, he despatched his uncrushed eye
+with arms from the police-office, and accompanied
+with several members of the detective
+force, to capture the offender, and to procure
+the full proofs of my crime. A sub-inspector
+of Skitzton Police then deposed that he sent
+three of his faculties, with his mouth, eye,
+and ear, to meet the coach. That the driver,
+consisting only of a stomach and hands, had
+been unable to observe what passed. That
+the guard, on the contrary, had taxed me
+with my deed, that he had seen me rise from
+my seat upon the murdered eye, and that he
+had heard me make confession of my guilt.
+The guard was brought next into court, and
+told his tale. Then I was called upon for my
+defence. If a man wearing a cloth coat and
+trousers, and talking excellent English, were
+to plead at the Old Bailey that he had broken
+into some citizen’s premises accidentally by
+falling from the moon, his tale would be
+received in London as mine was in Skitzton.
+I was severely reprimanded for my levity,
+and ordered to be silent. The Judge summed
+up and the Jury found me Guilty. The
+Judge, who had put on the black cap before
+the verdict was pronounced, held out no hope
+of mercy, and straightway sentenced me to
+Death, according to the laws and usage of the
+Realm.</p>
+
+<h3 class='c009'>CHAPTER THE FOURTH.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>The last Hours of the Condemned in Skitzland—I am
+executed.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The period which intervenes between the
+sentence and execution of a criminal in Skitzland,
+is not longer than three hours. In order
+to increase the terror of death by contrast,
+the condemned man is suffered to taste at the
+table of life from which he is banished, the
+most luscious viands. All the attainable enjoyment
+that his wit can ask for, he is allowed
+to have, during the three hours before he is
+shot, like rubbish, off the fields of Skitzland.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Under guard, of course, I was now to be
+led whithersoever I desired.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Several churches were open. They never
+are all shut in Skitzton. I was taken into
+one. A man with heart and life was preaching.
+People with hearts were in some pews;
+people with brains, in others; people with
+ears only, in some. In a neighbouring church,
+there was a popular preacher, a skeleton with
+life. His congregation was a crowd of ears,
+and nothing more.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>There was a day-performance at the Opera.
+I went to that. Fine lungs and mouths possessed
+the stage, and afterwards there was a
+great bewilderment with legs. I was surprised
+to notice that many of the most beautiful
+ladies were carried in and out, and lifted
+about like dolls. My guides sneered at my
+pretence of ignorance, when I asked why this
+was. But they were bound to please me in
+all practicable ways, so they informed me,
+although somewhat pettishly. It seems that
+in Skitzland, ladies who possess and have cultivated
+only their good looks, lose at the age
+of twenty-one, all other endowments. So
+they become literally dolls, but dolls of a
+superior kind; for they can not only open and
+shut their eyes, but also sigh; wag slowly with
+their heads, and some times take a pocket-handkerchief
+out of a bag, and drop it. But
+as their limbs are powerless, they have to be
+lifted and dragged about after the fashion
+that excited my astonishment.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I said then, “Let me see the Poor.” They
+took me to a workhouse. The men, there,
+were all yellow; and they wore a dress which
+looked as though it were composed of asphalte;
+it had also a smell like that of pitch.
+I asked for explanation of these things.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A Superintendent of Police remarked that
+I was losing opportunities of real enjoyment
+for the idle purpose of persisting in my
+fable of having dropped down from the sky.
+However, I compelled him to explain to me
+what was the reason of these things. The
+information I obtained, was briefly this:—that
+Nature, in Skitzland, never removes the
+stomach. Every man has to feed himself;
+and the necessity for finding food, joined to the
+necessity for buying clothes, is a mainspring
+whereby the whole clockwork of civilised life
+is kept in motion. Now, if a man positively
+cannot feed and clothe himself, he becomes
+a pauper. He then goes to the workhouse,
+where he has his stomach filled with a
+cement. That stopping lasts a life-time,
+and he thereafter needs no food. His body,
+however, becomes yellow by the superfluity
+of bile. The yellow-boy, which is the Skitzland
+epithet for pauper, is at the same time
+provided with a suit of clothes. The clothes
+are of a material so tough that they can be
+worn unrepaired for more than eighty years.
+The pauper is now freed from care, but were
+he in this state cast loose upon society, since
+he has not that stimulus to labour which excites
+industry in other men, he would become
+an element of danger in the state. Nature no
+longer compelling him to work, the law compels
+him. The remainder of his life is forfeit
+to the uses of his country. He labours at
+the workhouse, costing nothing more than
+the expense of lodging, after the first inconsiderable
+outlay for cement wherewith
+to plug his stomach, and for the one suit of
+apparel.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When we came out of the workhouse, all
+the bells in the town were tolling. The
+Superintendent told me that I had sadly
+frittered away time, for I had now no more
+than half-an-hour to live. Upon that I leaned
+my back against a post, and asked him to
+prepare me for my part in the impending
+ceremony by giving me a little information
+on the subject of executions.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I found that it was usual for a man to be
+executed with great ceremony upon the spot
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_229'>229</span>whereon his crime had been committed. That
+in case of rebellions or tumults in the provinces,
+when large numbers were not unfrequently
+condemned to death, the sentence of
+the law was carried out in the chief towns of
+the disturbed districts. That large numbers
+of people were thus sometimes discharged
+from a single market-place, and that the repeated
+strokes appeared to shake, or crack,
+or pierce in some degree that portion of the
+sky towards which the artillery had been
+directed. I here at once saw that I had discovered
+the true cause of earthquakes and
+volcanoes; and this shows how great light
+may be thrown upon theories concerning the
+hidden constitution of this earth, by going
+more deeply into the matter of it than had
+been done by any one before I dug my hole.
+Our volcanoes, it is now proved, are situated
+over the market-places of various provincial
+towns in Skitzland. When a revolution happens,
+the rebels are shot up,—discharged from
+mortars by means of an explosive material
+evidently far more powerful than our gunpowder
+or gun-cotton; and they are pulverised
+by the friction in grinding their way
+through the earth. How simple and easy
+truth appears, when we have once arrived
+at it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The sound of muffled drums approached us,
+and a long procession turned the corner of a
+street. I was placed in the middle of it,—Baron
+Terroro by my side. All then began
+to float so rapidly away, that I was nearly
+left alone, when forty arms came back and
+collared me. It was considered to be a proof
+of my refractory disposition, that I would
+make no use of my innate power of flight.
+I was therefore dragged in this procession
+swiftly through the air, drums playing, fifes
+lamenting.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We alighted on the spot where I had fallen,
+and the hole through which I had come I saw
+above me. It was very small, but the light
+from above shining more vividly through it
+made it look, with its rough edges, like a
+crumpled moon. A quantity of some explosive
+liquid was poured into a large mortar,
+which had been erected (under the eye of
+Baron Terroro) exactly where my misfortune
+happened. I was then thrust in, the Baron
+ramming me down, and pounding with a long
+stock or pestle upon my head in a noticeably
+vicious manner. The Baron then cried
+“Fire!” and as I shot out, in the midst of a
+blaze, I saw him looking upward.</p>
+
+<h3 class='c009'>CHAPTER THE FIFTH.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>My revenge on the Skitzlanders.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>By great good fortune, they had planted
+their artillery so well, that I was fired up
+through my hole again, and alighted in my
+own garden, just a little singed. My first
+thought was to run to an adjoining bed of
+vegetable marrows. Thirty vegetable marrows
+and two pumpkins I rained down to
+astonish the Skitzlanders, and I fervently hope
+that one of them may have knocked out the
+remaining eye of my vindictive enemy, the
+Baron. I then went into the pantry, and
+obtained a basket full of eggs, and having
+rained these down upon the Skitzlanders, I
+left them.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was after breakfast when I went down
+to Skitzland, and I came back while the
+dinner bell was ringing.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>BIRTH SONG.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c010'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Hail, new-waked atom of the Eternal whole,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Young voyager upon Time’s mighty river!</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>Hail to thee, Human Soul,</div>
+ <div class='line in14'>Hail, and for ever!</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>Pilgrim of life, all hail!</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He who at first called forth</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>From nothingness the earth,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Who clothed the hills in strength, and dug the sea;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Who gave the stars to gem</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Night, like a diadem,</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>Thou little child, made thee;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Young habitant of earth,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Fair as its flowers, though brought in sorrow forth,</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>Thou art akin to God who fashioned thee!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>The Heavens themselves shall vanish as a scroll,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>The solid earth dissolve, the stars grow pale,</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>But thou, oh Human Soul,</div>
+ <div class='line in14'>Shalt be immortal! Hail!</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>Thou young Immortal, hail!</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He, before whom are dim</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Seraph and cherubim,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Who gave the archangels strength and majesty,</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>Who sits upon Heaven’s throne,</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>The Everlasting One,</div>
+ <div class='line in14'>Thou little child, made thee!</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Fair habitant of Earth,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Immortal in thy God, though mortal by thy birth,</div>
+ <div class='line in10'>Born for life’s trials, hail, all hail to thee!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<h3 class='c009'>SONG OF DEATH.</h3>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in14'>Shrink not, O Human Spirit,</div>
+ <div class='line'>The Everlasting Arm is strong to save!</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Look up, look up, frail nature, put thy trust</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>In Him who went down mourning to the dust,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>And overcame the grave!</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Quickly goes down the sun;</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Life’s work is almost done;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Fruitless endeavour, hope deferred, and strife!</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>One little struggle more,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>One pang, and then is o’er</div>
+ <div class='line'>All the long, mournful, weariness of life.</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Kind friends, ’tis almost past;</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Come now and look your last!</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Sweet children, gather near,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>And his last blessing hear,</div>
+ <div class='line'>See how he loved you who departeth now!</div>
+ <div class='line'>And, with thy trembling step and pallid brow,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>O, most beloved one,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Whose breast he leaned upon,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Come, faithful unto death,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Receive his parting breath!</div>
+ <div class='line'>The fluttering spirit panteth to be free,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Hold him not back who speeds to victory!</div>
+ <div class='line'>—The bonds are riven, the struggling soul is free!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in8'>Hail, hail, enfranchised Spirit!</div>
+ <div class='line'>Thou that the wine-press of the field hast trod!</div>
+ <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_230'>230</span>On, blest Immortal, on, through boundless space,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And stand with thy Redeemer face to face;</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>And stand before thy God!</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Life’s weary work is o’er,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Thou art of earth no more;</div>
+ <div class='line'>No more art trammelled by the oppressive clay,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>But tread’st with winged ease</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>The high acclivities</div>
+ <div class='line'>Of truths sublime, up Heaven’s crystalline way.</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Here no bootless quest;</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>This city’s name is Rest;</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Here shall no fear appal;</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Here love is all in all;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Here shalt thou win thy ardent soul’s desire;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Here clothe thee in thy beautiful attire.</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Lift, lift thy wond’ring eyes!</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Yonder is Paradise,</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>And this fair shining band</div>
+ <div class='line in8'>Are spirits of thy land!</div>
+ <div class='line'>And these who throng to meet thee are thy kin,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Who have awaited thee, redeemed from sin!</div>
+ <div class='line'>—The city’s gates unfold—enter, oh! enter in!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>THE SICKNESS AND HEALTH OF THE PEOPLE OF BLEABURN.</h2>
+</div>
+<h3 class='c007'>IN THREE PARTS.—CHAPTER III.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>Mr. Finch was standing in front of his
+bookcase, deeply occupied in ascertaining a
+point in ecclesiastical history, when he was
+told that Ann Warrender wished to speak
+to him.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“O dear!” he half-breathed out. He had
+for some time been growing nervous about the
+state of things at Bleaburn; and there was
+nothing he now liked so little as to be obliged
+to speak face to face with any of the people.
+It was not all cowardice; though cowardice
+made up sadly too much of it. He did not
+very well know how to address the minds of
+his people; and he felt that he could not do it
+well. He was more fit for closet study than
+for the duties of a parish priest; and he
+ought never to have been sent to Bleaburn.
+Here he was, however; and there was Ann
+Warrender waiting in the passage to speak
+to him.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Dear me!” said he, “I am really very busy
+at this moment. Ask Ann Warrender if she
+can come again to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>To-morrow would not do. Ann followed
+the servant to the door of the study to say so.
+Mr. Finch hastily asked her to wait a moment,
+and shut the door behind the servant. He
+unlocked a cupboard, took out a green bottle
+and a wineglass, and fortified himself against
+infection with a draught of something whose
+scent betrayed him to Ann the moment the
+door was again opened.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Come in,” said he, when the cupboard was
+locked.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Will you please come, sir, and see John
+Billiter? He is not far from death; he
+asked for you just now; so I said I would
+step for you.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Billiter! The fever has been very fatal in
+that house, has it not? Did not he lose two
+children last week?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, sir; and my father thinks the other
+two are beginning to sicken. I’m sure I don’t
+know what will become of them. I saw Mrs.
+Billiter stagger as she crossed the room just
+now; and she does not seem, somehow, to be
+altogether like herself this morning. That
+looks as if she were beginning. But if you
+will come and pray with them, Sir, that is the
+comfort they say they want.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Does your father allow you to go to an
+infected house like that?” asked Mr. Finch.
+“And does he go himself?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Ann looked surprised, and said she did not
+see what else could be done. There was no
+one but her father who could lift John Billiter,
+or turn him in his bed; and as for her, she
+was the only one that Mrs. Billiter had to
+look to, day and night. The Good Lady went
+in very often, and did all she could; but she
+was wanted in so many places, besides having
+her hands full with the Johnsons, that she
+could only come in and direct and cheer them,
+every few hours. She desired to be sent for
+at any time, night or day; and they did send
+when they were particularly distressed, or at
+a loss; but for regular watching and nursing,
+Ann said the Billiters had no one to depend
+on but herself. She could not stay talking
+now, however. How soon might she say that
+Mr. Finch would come?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mr. Finch was now walking up and down
+the room. He said he would consider, and
+let her know as soon as he could.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“John Billiter is as bad as can be, Sir. He
+must be very near his end.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Ah! well; you shall hear from me very
+soon.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As Ann went away, she wondered what
+could be the impediment to Mr. Finch’s going
+with her. He, meantime, roused his mind to
+undertake a great argument of duty. It was
+with a sense of complacency, even of elevation,
+that he now set himself to work to consider
+of his duty—determined to do it when
+his mind was made up.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>He afterwards declared that he went to
+his chamber to be secure against interruption,
+and there walked up and down for two hours
+in meditation and prayer. He considered
+that it had pleased God that he should be
+the only son of his mother, whose whole life
+would be desolate if he should die. He
+thought of Ellen Price, feeling almost sure
+that she would marry him whenever he felt
+justified in asking her; and he considered
+what a life of happiness she would lose if he
+should die. He remembered that his praying
+with the sick would not affect life on the one
+side, while it might on the other. The longer
+he thought of Ellen Price and of his mother,
+and of all that he might do if he lived, the
+more clear did his duty seem to himself to
+become. At the end of the two hours, he was
+obliged to bring his meditations to a conclusion;
+for Ann Warrender’s father had been
+waiting for some time to speak to him, and
+would then wait no longer.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_231'>231</span>“It is not time lost, Warrender,” said Mr.
+Finch, when at last he came down stairs. “I
+have been determining my principle, and my
+mind is made up.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Then, Sir, let us be off, or the man will be
+dead. What! you cannot come, Sir! Why,
+bless my soul!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You see my reasons, surely, Warrender.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why, yes; such as they are. The thing
+that I can’t see the reason for, is your being a
+clergyman.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>While Mr. Finch was giving forth his
+amiable and gentlemanly notions of the position
+of a clergyman in society, and of filial
+consideration, Warrender was twirling his
+hat, and fidgetting, as if in haste; and his
+summing up was——</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I don’t know what your mother herself
+might say, Sir, to your consideration for her;
+but most likely she has, being a mother,
+noticed that saying about a man leaving
+father and mother, and houses and lands, for
+Christ’s sake; and also——But it is no business
+of mine to be preaching to the clergyman,
+and I have enough to do, elsewhere.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“One thing more, Warrender. I entrust it
+to you to let the people know that there will
+be no service in church during the infection.
+Why, do not you know that, in the time of the
+plague, the churches were closed by order,
+because it was found that the people gave one
+another the disease, by meeting there?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>John had never heard it; and he was sorry
+to hear it now. He hastened away to the
+Good Lady, to ask her if he must really tell
+the afflicted people that all religious comfort
+mast be withheld from them now, when they
+were in the utmost need of it. Meantime,
+Mr. Finch was entering at length in his diary,
+the history of his conflict of mind, his decision,
+and the reasons of it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Henceforth, Mr. Finch had less time for
+his diary, and for clearing up points of ecclesiastical
+history. There were so many funerals
+that he could never be sure of leisure; nor,
+when he had it, was he in a state to use it.
+Sometimes he almost doubted whether he
+was in his right mind, so overwhelmingly
+dreadful to him was the scene around him.
+He met Farmer Neale one day. Neale was
+at his wit’s end what to do about his harvest.
+Several of his labourers were dead, and others
+were kept aloof by his own servants, who
+declared they would all leave him if any person
+from Bleaburn was brought among them;
+and no labourers from a distance would come
+near the place. Farmer Neale saw no other
+prospect than of his crops rotting on the
+ground.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You must offer high wages,” said Mr.
+Finch. “You must be well aware that you
+do not generally tempt people into your service
+by your rate of wages. You must open
+your hand at such a time as this.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Neale was ready enough now to give good
+wages; but nobody would reap an acre of
+his for love or money. He was told to be
+thankful that the fever had spared his house;
+but he said it was no use bidding a man be
+thankful for anything, while he saw his crops
+perishing on the ground.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Next, Mr. Finch saw, in his afternoon ride,
+a waggon-load of coffins arrive at the brow
+from O——. He saw them sent down, one by
+one, on men’s shoulders, to be ranged in the
+carpenter’s yard. The carpenter could not
+work fast enough; and his stock of wood was
+so nearly exhausted that there had been complaints,
+within the last few days, that the
+coffins would not bear the least shock, but
+fell to pieces when the grave was opened for
+the next. So an order was sent to O—— for
+coffins of various sizes; and now they were
+carried down the road, and up the street,
+before the eyes of some who were to inhabit
+one or another of them. The doctor, hurrying
+from house to house, had hardly a moment to
+spare, and no comfort to give. He did not
+see what there was to prevent the whole
+population from being swept away. He was
+himself almost worn out; and just at such a
+moment, his surgery boy had disappeared.
+He had no one that he could depend on to
+help him in making up the medicines, or even
+to deliver them. The fact was, he said in
+private, the place was a pest-house; and,
+except to Miss Pickard, he did not know
+where to look for any aid or any hope whatever.
+It would not do to say so to the people;
+but, frankly speaking, this was what he felt.
+When the pastor’s heart was thus sunk very
+low, he thought he would just pass the Plough
+and Harrow, and see who was there. If
+there were any cheerful people in Bleaburn,
+that was where they would be found. At the
+Plough and Harrow, the floor was swept and
+the table was clean; and the chimney was
+prettily dressed with green boughs; but
+there were only two customers there; and
+they were smoking their pipes in silence.
+The landlord said the scores were run up so
+high, he could not give more credit till better
+days. The people wanted their draught of
+comfort badly enough, and he had given it as
+long as he could; but he must stop somewhere:
+and if the baker had to stop scores
+(as he knew he had) the publican had little
+chance of getting his own. At such a time,
+however, he knew men ought to be liberal;
+so he went on serving purl and bitters at five
+in the morning. The men said it strengthened
+their stomachs against the fever before they
+went to work (such of them as could work)
+and God forbid he should refuse them that!
+But he knew the half of those few that came
+at five in the morning would never be able to
+pay their score. Yet did the publican, amidst
+all these losses, invite the pastor to sit down
+and have a cheerful glass; and the pastor
+did not refuse. There was too little cheerfulness
+to be had at present to justify him
+in declining any offer of it. So he let the
+landlord mix his glass for him, and mix it
+strong.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_232'>232</span>It was easy to make the mixture strong;
+but not so easy to have a ‘cheerful glass.’
+The host had too many dismal stories to tell for
+that; and, when he could be diverted from the
+theme of the fate of Bleaburn, it was only to
+talk of the old king’s madness, and the disasters
+of the war, and the weight of the taxes, and the
+high price of food, and the riots in the manufacturing
+districts; a long string of disasters
+all undeniably true. He was just saying that
+he had been assured that something would
+soon appear which would explain the terrors
+of the time, when a strange cry was heard in
+the street, and a bustle among the neighbours;
+and then two or three people ran in
+and exclaimed, with white lips, that there
+was a fearful sign in the sky.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>There indeed it was, a lustrous thing,
+shining down into the hollow. Was there
+ever such a star seen,—as large as a saucer—some
+of the people said, and with a long white
+tail, which looked as if it was about to sweep
+all the common stars out of the sky! The
+sounds of amazement and fear that ran along
+the whole street, up and down, brought the
+neighbours to their doors; and some to the
+windows, to try how much they could see
+from windows that would not open. Each
+one asked somebody else what it was; but all
+agreed that it was a token of judgment, and
+that it accounted for everything; the cold
+spring, the bad crops, the king’s illness, the
+war, and this dreadful sickly autumn. At
+last, they bethought them of the pastor, and
+they crowded round him for an explanation.
+They received one in a tone so faltering as to
+confirm their fears, though Mr. Finch declared
+that it certainly must be a comet: he
+had never seen a comet; but he was confident
+this must be one, and that it must be very
+near the earth:—he did not mean near enough
+to do any harm;—it was all nonsense talking
+of comets doing any harm.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Will it do us any good, Sir?” asked the
+carpenter, sagely.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Not that I know of. How should it do
+us any good?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Exactly so, Sir: that is what we say. It
+is there for no good, you may rely upon it:
+and, for the rest, Heaven knows!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I hope farmer Neale may be seeing it,” observed
+a man to his neighbour. “It may be
+a mercy to him, if it is sent to warn him of
+his hard ways.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“And the doctor, too. I hope it will take
+effect upon him,” whispered another. The
+whisper was caught up and spread. “The
+doctor! the doctor!” every one said, glancing
+at the comet, and falling to whispering again.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What are they saying about the doctor?”
+whispered Mr. Finch to the landlord. “What
+is the matter about him?” But the landlord
+only shook his head, and looked excessively
+solemn in the yellow light which streamed
+from his open door. After this, Mr. Finch
+was very silent, and soon stole away homewards.
+Some who watched him said that he
+was more alarmed than he chose to show.
+And this was true. He was more shaken
+than he chose to admit to his own mind. He
+would not have acknowledged to himself that
+he, an educated man, could be afraid of a comet:
+but, unnerved before by anxiety of mind, and
+a stronger dose of spirit and water than he had
+intended to take, he was as open to impression
+as in the most timid days of his childhood.
+As he sat in his study, the bright,
+silent, steady luminary seemed to be still
+shining full upon his very heart and brain:
+and the shadowy street, with its groups of
+gazers, was before his eyes; and the hoarse
+or whimpering voices of the terrified people
+were in his ear. He covered his eyes, and
+thought that he lived in fearful times. He
+wished he was asleep: but then, there were three
+funerals for to-morrow! He feared he could
+not sleep, if he went to bed. Yet, to sit up
+would be worse; for he could not study to-night,
+and sitting up was the most wearing
+thing of all to the nerves. Presently he went
+to his cupboard. Now, if ever, was the time
+for a cordial; for how should he do his duty,
+if he did not get sleep at night, with so many
+funerals in the morning? So he poured out
+his medicine, as he called it, and uncorked
+his laudanum bottle, and obtained the oblivion
+which is the best comfort of the incapable.</p>
+
+<h3 class='c009'><span class='c012'>PART II.</span><br> CHAPTER IV.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>There were some people in Bleaburn to
+whom the sign in heaven looked very differently.
+On the night when the people assembled
+in the street to question each other about
+it, Mary was at the Billiters’ house, where, but
+for her, all would have been blank despair.
+Mrs. Billiter lay muttering all night in the
+low delirium of the fever; and Mary could
+not do more for her than go to the side of her
+mattress now and then, to speak to her, and
+smooth her pillow, or put a cool hand on her
+forehead, while one of the dying children
+hung on the other shoulder. At last, the
+little fellow was evidently so near death that
+the slightest movement on her part might put
+out the little life. As he lay with his head
+on her shoulder, his bony arms hanging helpless,
+and his feet like those of a skeleton
+across her lap, she felt every painful breath
+through her whole frame. She happened to
+sit opposite the window; and the window,
+which commanded a part of the brow of the
+hollow, happened to be open. Wherever the
+Good Lady had been, the windows would
+open now; and, when closed, they were so
+clear that the sunshine and moonlight could
+pour in cheerfully. This September night
+was sultry and dry; and three fever patients
+in two little low rooms needed whatever fresh
+air could be had. There sat Mary, immoveable,
+with her eyes fixed on the brow from
+which she had seen more than one star come
+up, since she last left her seat. She now and
+then spoke cheerfully to the poor mutterer
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_233'>233</span>in the other room, to prevent her feeling
+lonely, or for the chance of bringing back her
+thoughts to real things: and then she had to
+soothe little Ned, lying on a bed of shavings
+in the corner, sore and fretful, and needing
+the help that she could not stir to give. His
+feeble cry would have upset any spirits but
+Mary’s; but her spirits were never known to
+be upset, though few women have gone
+through such ghastly scenes, or sustained
+such tension of anxiety.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I cannot come to you at this moment, Ned,”
+said she, “but I will soon,—very soon. Do
+you know why your brother is not crying?
+He is going to sleep,—for a long quiet sleep.
+Perhaps he will go to sleep more comfortably
+if you can stop crying. Do you think you can
+stop crying, Ned?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The wailing was at once a little less miserable,
+and by degrees it came to a stop as Mary
+spoke.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Do you know, your little brother will be
+quite well, when he wakes from that long
+sleep. It will be far away from here,—where
+daddy is.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Let me go, too.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I think you will go, Ned. If you do, you
+will not live here any more. You will live
+where daddy is gone.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Will Dan Cobb tease me then? Dan does
+tease us so!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mary had to learn who Dan Cobb was,—a
+little boy next door, who was not in the fever
+as yet. He was always wanting Ned’s top.
+Would he want Ned’s top in that place where
+they were all going to be well?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No,” said Mary; “and you will not want
+it, either. When we go to that place, we have
+no trouble of carrying anything with us. We
+shall find whatever we want there.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What shall I play at?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I don’t know till we go and see; but I am
+sure it will be with something better than your
+top. But, Ned, are you angry with Dan? Do
+you wish that he should have the fever? And
+are you glad or sorry that he has no top?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>By this time the crying had stopped; and
+Ned, no longer filling his ears with his own
+wailing, wondered and asked what that odd
+sound was,—he did not like it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“It will soon be over,” said Mary, very
+gently. “It is your brother just going to
+sleep. Now, lie and think what you would
+say to Dan, if you were going a long way off,
+and what you would like to be done with your
+top, when you do not want it yourself. You
+shall tell me what you wish when I come to
+you presently.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Whether Ned was capable of thinking she
+could not judge, but he lay quite silent for the
+remaining minutes of his little brother’s life;—a
+great comfort to Mary, who could not have
+replied, because the mere vibration of her own
+voice would now have been enough to stop
+entirely the breathings which came at longer
+and longer intervals. Her frame ached, and
+her arms seemed to have lost power,—so long
+was it since she had changed her posture.
+At such a moment it was that the great comet
+came up from behind the brow. The apparition
+was so wonderful, and so wholly unexpected,
+that Mary’s heart beat; but it was
+from no fear, but rather a kind of exhilaration.
+Slowly it ascended, proving that it was no
+meteor, as she had at the first moment conjectured.
+When the bright tail disclosed itself,
+she understood the spectacle, and rejoiced in
+it, she scarcely knew why.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When at last the breathing on her shoulder
+ceased, she let down the little corpse upon her
+knee, and could just see, by the faint light
+from the rush candle in the outer room, that
+the eyes were half closed, and the face expressive
+of no pain. She closed the eyes, and,
+after a moment’s silence, said:</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Now, Ned, I am coming to you, in a
+minute.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Is he asleep?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes. He is in the quiet long sleep I told
+you of.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Ned feebly tried to make room for his
+brother on the poor bed of shavings; and he
+wondered when Mary said that she was
+making a bed in the other corner which
+would do very well. She was only spreading
+mammy’s cloak on the ground, and laying
+her own shawl over the sleeper; but she said
+that would do very well.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mary was surprised to find Ned’s mind so
+clear as that he had really been thinking
+about Dan and the top. She truly supposed
+that it was the clearing before death. He
+said:</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You told me daddy was dead. Am I going
+to be dead?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, I think so. Would not you like it?—to
+go to sleep, and then be quite well?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But, shan’t I see Dan, then?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Not for a long time, I dare say: and
+whenever you do, I don’t think you and he
+will quarrel again. I can give Dan any message,
+you know.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Tell him he may have my top. And
+tell him I hope he won’t have the fever.
+I’m sure I don’t like it at all. I wish you
+would take me up, and let me be on your
+knee.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mary could not refuse it, though it was
+soon to be going over again the scene just
+closed. Poor Ned was only too light, as to
+weight; but he was so wasted and sore that
+it was not easy to find a position for him.
+For a few minutes he was interested by the
+comet, which he was easily led to regard as a
+beautiful sight, and then he begged to be laid
+down again.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The sun was just up when Mary heard the
+tap at the door below, which came every
+morning at sunrise. She put her head out of
+the window, and said softly that she was
+coming,—would be down in two minutes.
+She laid poor Ned beside his brother, and
+covered him with the same shawl; drew off
+the old sheets and coverlid from the bed of
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_234'>234</span>shavings, bundled them up with such towels
+as were in the room, and put them out of the
+window, Warrender being below, ready to
+receive them. She did not venture to let the
+poor mother see them, delirious as she was.
+Softly did Mary tread on the floor, and go
+down the creaking stair. When she reached
+the street she drew in, with a deep sigh, the
+morning air.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“The poor children’s bedding,” she said to
+Warrender.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“They are gone?” he inquired. “What,
+both?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“One just before midnight. The other half-an-hour
+ago. And their mother will follow
+soon.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“The Lord have mercy upon us,” said
+Warrender, solemnly.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I think it is mercy to take a family thus
+together,” replied Mary. “But I think of
+poor Aunty. If I could find any one to sit
+here for half-an-hour, I would go to her, and
+indeed, I much wish it.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“There is a poor creature would be glad
+enough to come, ma’am, if she thought you
+would countenance it. A few words will tell
+you the case. She is living with Simpson,
+the baker’s man, without being his wife.
+Widow Johnson was very stern with her, and
+with her daughter, Billiter, for being neighbourly
+with the poor girl—though people do
+say that Simpson deceived her cruelly. I am
+sure, if I might fetch Sally, she would come,
+and be thankful; and——”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“O! ask her to come and help me. If she
+has done wrong, that is the more reason why
+she should do what good she can. How is
+Ann?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Pretty well. Rather worn, as we must all
+expect to be. She never stood so many hours
+at the wash-tub, any one day, as she does
+now every day: but then, as she says, there
+never was so much reason.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“And you, yourself?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I am getting through, ma’am, thank you.
+I seem to see the end of the white-washing,
+for one thing. They have sent us more
+brushes of the right sort from O——, and I
+should like, if I could, to get two or three
+boys into training. They might do the outhouses
+and the lower parts, where there are
+fewest sick, while I am upstairs. But, for
+some reason or other, the lads are shy of me.
+There is some difference already, I assure you,
+ma’am, both as to sight and smell; but there
+might be more, if I could get better help.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“And you are careful, I hope, for Ann’s
+sake, to put all the linen first into a tub of
+water outside.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, surely. I got the carpenter’s men to
+set a row of tubs beside our door, and to
+promise to change the water once a day. I
+laughed at them for asking if they could catch
+the fever that way: and they are willing
+enough to oblige where there’s no danger.
+Simpson offered to look to our boiler as he
+goes to the bakehouse when, as he says, Ann
+and I ought to be asleep. I let him do it and
+thank him; but it is not much that we sleep,
+or think of sleeping, just now.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Indeed,” said Mary, “you have a hard life
+of it, and without pay or reward, I am afraid.
+I never saw such——”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why, ma’am,” said Warrender, “you are
+the last person to say those sort of things.
+However, it is not a time for praising one
+another, when there are signs in the heaven,
+and God’s wrath on earth.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You saw the comet, did you? How
+beautiful it is! It will cheer our watch at
+nights now. Ah! you see I don’t consider it
+anything fearful, or a sign of anything but
+that, having a new sort of stars brought before
+our eyes to admire, we don’t understand all
+about the heavens yet, though we know a
+good deal; and just so with the fever: it is a
+sign, not of wrath, as I take it, but that the
+people here do not understand how to keep
+their health. They have lived in dirt, and
+damp, and closeness, some hungry and some
+drunken: and when unusual weather comes,
+a wet spring and a broiling summer, down
+they sink under the fever. Do you know, I
+dare not call this God’s wrath.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Warrender did not like to say it, but the
+thought was in his mind, why people were
+left so ignorant and so suffering. Mary was
+quick at reading faces, and she answered the
+good fellow’s mind, while she helped to hoist
+the bundle of linen on his shoulder.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“We shall see, Warrender, whether the
+people can learn by God’s teaching. He is
+giving us a very clear and strong lesson now.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Warrender touched his hat in silence, and
+walked away.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Aunty had for some time been out of
+danger from the fever, or Mary could not
+have left her to attend on the Billiters, urgent
+as was their need. But her weakness was so
+great that she had to be satisfied to lie still all
+day in the intervals of Mary’s little visits.
+Poor Jem brought her this and that, when she
+asked for it, but he was more trouble than
+help, from his incurable determination to
+shut all doors and windows, and keep a
+roaring fire: he did everything else, within
+his power, that his mother desired him, but
+on these points he was immoveable. If ever
+his mother closed her eyes, he took the opportunity
+to put more wood on the fire; and
+he looked so grievously distressed if requested
+to take it off again, that at last he was let
+alone. Mary was fairly accustoming him to
+occupy himself in bringing pails of water
+and carrying away all refuse, when she was
+summoned to the Billiters; but the hint was
+given, and the neighbours saw that they need
+no longer use water three or four times over
+for washing, while poor Jem was happy to
+carry it away, rinse the pails, and bring fresh.
+His cousin Mary had often of late found him
+thus engaged: but this morning he was at
+home, cowering in a chair. When she set the
+windows open, he made no practical objection;
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_235'>235</span>and the fire was actually out. Mary was not
+therefore surprised at Aunty’s reply to her
+inquiries.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I am tolerably easy myself, my dear, but I
+can’t tell what has come over Jem; it seems to
+me that somebody must have been giving him
+drink, he staggered so when he crossed the
+room half-an-hour ago; yet I hardly think
+he would take it, he has such a dislike to
+everything strong. What a thing it is that I
+am lying here, unable to stir to see about it
+myself!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“We will see about it,” said Mary, going to
+poor Jem. “I neither think he would touch
+drink, nor that any body would play such a
+trick with him at such a time. No,” she went
+on, when she had felt his pulse and looked
+well at his face, “it is not drink: it is illness.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“The fever,” groaned the mother.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I think so. Courage, Aunty! we will
+nurse him well: and the house is wholesome
+now, you know. You are through the fever:
+and his chance is a better one than yours, the
+house is so much more airy, and I have more
+experience.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But, Mary, you cannot go on for ever,
+without sleep or rest, in this way. What is
+to be done, I don’t see.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I do, Aunty. I am very well to-day. To-morrow
+will take care of itself. I must get
+Jem to bed; and if he soon seems to be
+moaning and restless, you must mind it as
+little as you can. It is very miserable, as you
+have good reason to know; but——”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I know something that you do not, I see,”
+said Aunty. “A more patient creature than
+my poor Jem does not live in Bleaburn, nor
+anywhere else.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What a good chance that gives him!”
+observed Mary, “and what a blessing it is, for
+himself and for you! I must go to my cousin
+now presently; and I will send the doctor
+to see Jem.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The poor fellow allowed himself to be undressed;
+and let his head fall on his bolster,
+as if it could not have kept up a minute
+longer. He was fairly down in the fever.</p>
+
+<h3 class='c009'>CHAPTER V.</h3>
+
+<p class='c008'>That evening, Mary felt more at leisure
+and at rest than for weeks past. There was
+nothing to be done for Mrs. Billiter but to
+watch beside her: and the carpenter had had
+his whispered orders in the street for the
+coffins for the two little boys. The mother
+had asked no questions, and had appeared to
+be wandering too much to take notice of anything
+passing before her eyes. Now she was
+quiet, and Mary felt the relief. She had refreshed
+herself (and she used to tell, in after
+years, what such refreshments were worth)
+with cold water, and a clean wrapper, and a
+mutton-chop, sent hot from the Plough and
+Harrow for the Good Lady (with some wine
+which she kept for the convalescents), and
+she was now sitting back in her chair beside
+the open window, through which fell a yellow
+glow of reflected sunshine from the opposite
+heights. All was profoundly still. When she
+had once satisfied her conscience that she
+ought not to be plying her needle because
+her eyes were strained for want of sleep, she
+gave herself up to the enjoyment—for she
+really was capable of enjoyment through
+everything—of watching the opposite precipice;
+how the shadow crept up it; and
+how the sunny crest seemed to grow brighter;
+and how the swallows darted past their holes,
+and skimmed down the hollow once more
+before night should come on. Struck, at last,
+by the silence, she turned her head, and was
+astonished at the change she saw. Her cousin
+lay quiet, looking as radiant as the sunset
+itself; her large black eyes shining, unoppressed
+by the rich light; her long dark
+hair on each side the wasted face, and
+waving down to the white hands which lay
+outside the quilt. Their eyes met, full and
+clear; and Mary knew that her cousin’s
+mind was now clear, like the gaze of her eyes.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I see it all now,” said the dying woman,
+gently.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What do you see, love?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I see the reason of everything that I did
+not understand before.” And she began to
+speak of her life and its events, and went on
+with a force and clearness, and natural
+eloquence—yet more, with a simple piety—which
+Mary was wont to speak of afterwards
+as the finest revelation of a noble soul that
+she had ever unexpectedly met with. Mrs.
+Billiter knew that her little boys were dead;
+she knew, by some means or other, all the
+horrors by which she was surrounded; and
+she knew that she was about to die. Yet
+the conversation was a thoroughly cheerful
+one. The faces of both were smiling; the
+voices of both were lively, though that of the
+dying woman was feeble. After summing up
+the experience of her life, and declaring what
+she expected to experience next, and leaving
+a message for her mother, she said there was
+but one thing more; she ‘should like to
+receive the sacrament.’ Mary wrote a note
+in pencil to Mr. Finch, and sent it by Sally,
+who had been hovering about ever since the
+morning, in the hope of being of further
+use, but who was glad now to get out of
+sight, that her tears might have way; for she
+felt that she was about to lose the only friend
+who had been kind to her (in a way she could
+accept) since Simpson had put her off from
+the promised marriage.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“She is sorry to part with me,” said that
+dying friend. “Cousin Mary, you do not
+think, as my mother does, that I have done
+wrong in noticing Sally, do you?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No; I think you did well. And I think
+your mother will be kind to her, for your
+sake, from this time forward. Sickness and
+death open our eyes to many things, you
+know, cousin.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Ay, they do. I see it all now.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Sally was sorely ashamed to bring back
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_236'>236</span>Mr. Finch’s message. Well as she knew that
+time was precious, she lingered with it at the
+door.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mr. Finch was sorry, but he was too busy.
+He hoped he should not be sent for again;
+for he could not come.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Perhaps, Miss,” said Sally, with swimming
+eyes, “it might have been better to send somebody
+else than me. Perhaps, if you sent
+somebody else—”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I do not think that, Sally. However, if
+you will remain here, I will go myself. It
+does not matter what he thinks of me, a
+stranger in the place; and perhaps none of
+his flock could so well tell him that this is a
+duty which he cannot refuse.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mary had not walked up the street for
+several weeks. Though her good influence
+was in almost every house, in the form of
+cleanliness, fresh air, cheerfulness, and hope,
+she had been seen only when passing from
+one sick room to another, among a cluster of
+houses near her aunt’s. She supposed it
+might be this disuse which made everything
+appear strange; but it was odd scarcely to
+feel her limbs when she walked, and to see
+the houses and people like so many visions.
+She had no feeling of illness, however, and
+she said to herself, that some time or other
+she should get a good long sleep; and then
+everything would look and feel as it used to do.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As she passed along the street, the children
+at play ran in to the houses to say that the
+Good Lady was coming; and the healthy and
+the convalescent came out on their door-steps,
+to bid God bless her; and the sick, who were
+sensible enough to know what was going on,
+bade God bless her from their beds.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>What influence the Good Lady used with
+the clergyman there is no saying, as the conversation
+was never reported by either of
+them; but she soon came back bright and
+cheerful, saying that Mr. Finch would follow
+in an hour. She had stepped in at Warrender’s,
+to beg the father and daughter to come and
+communicate with the dying woman. They
+would come: and Sally would go, she was sure,
+and take Ann Warrender’s place at the wash-tub
+at home; for there were several sick
+people in want of fresh linen before night.
+Poor Sally went sobbing through the streets.
+She understood the Good Lady’s kindness in
+sending her away, and on a work of usefulness,
+because she, alas! could not receive the
+communion. She was living in sin; and when
+two or three were gathered together in the
+name of Christ, she must be cast out.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>There was little comfort in the service,
+unless, as the bystanders hoped, the sick
+woman was too feeble and too much absorbed
+in her own thoughts to notice some things that
+dismayed them. Mrs. Billiter was, indeed,
+surprised at first at the clergyman’s refusal to
+enter the chamber. He would come no further
+than the door. Mary saw at a glance
+that he was in no condition to be reasoned
+with, and that she must give what aid she
+could to get the administration over as decently
+as possible. Happily, he made the service extremely
+short. The little that there was he
+read wrong: but Mrs. Billiter (and she alone)
+was not disturbed by this. Whether it was
+that the deadening of the ear had begun, or
+that Mr. Finch spoke indistinctly, and was
+chewing spices all the time, or that the observance
+itself was enough for the poor woman, it
+seemed all right with her. She lay with her
+eyes still shining, her wasted hands clasped,
+and a smile on her face, quite easy and content;
+and when Mr. Finch was gone, she told
+Mary again that she saw it all now, and was
+quite ready. She was dead within an hour.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As for Warrender, he was more disturbed
+than any one had seen him since the breaking
+out of the fever.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why, there it is before his eyes in the
+Prayer-book,” said he, “that clergymen ‘shall
+diligently from time to time (but especially in
+the time of pestilence, or other infectious sickness)
+exhort their parishioners to the often
+receiving of the holy communion:’ and instead
+of this, he even shuts up the church on
+Sundays.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“He is not the first who has done that,”
+said Mary. “It was done in times of plague,
+as a matter of precaution.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But, Miss, should not a clergyman go all
+the more among the people, and not the less,
+for their having no comfort of worship?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Certainly: but you see how it is with
+Mr. Finch, and you and I cannot alter it.
+He has taken a panic; and I am sure he is
+the one most to be pitied for that. I can tell
+you too, between ourselves, that Mr. Finch
+judges himself, at times, as severely as we can
+judge him; and is more unhappy about being
+of so little use to his people than his worst
+enemy could wish him.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Then, Ma’am, why does not he pluck up
+a little spirit, and do his duty?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“He has been made too soft,” he says, “by
+a fond mother, who is always sending him
+cordials and spices against the fever. We
+must make some allowance, and look another
+way. Let us be thankful that you and Ann
+are not afraid. If our poor neighbours have
+not all that we could wish, they have clean
+bedding and clothes, and lime-washed rooms,
+fresh and sweet compared with anything they
+have known before.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“And,” thought Warrender, though he did not say it, but only touched his hat as he
+went after his business, “one as good as any
+clergyman to pray by their bedsides, and
+speak cheerfully to them of what is to come.
+When I go up the stair, I might know who is
+praying by the cheerfulness of the voice. I
+never saw such a spirit in any woman,—never.
+I have never once seen her cast down, ever so
+little. If there is a tear in her eye, for other
+people’s sake, there is a smile on her lips,
+because her heart tells her that everything
+that happens is all right.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This night, Mary was to have slept. She
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_237'>237</span>herself had intended it, warned by the strange
+feelings which had come over her as she
+walked up the street: and it would gratify
+Aunty’s feelings that the corpse should not be
+left. She intended to lie down and sleep
+beside the still and unbreathing form of the
+cousin whose last hours had been so beautiful
+in her eyes. But Aunty’s feelings were now
+tried in another direction. Unable to move,
+Aunty was sorely distressed by Jem’s moanings
+and restlessness; and Mary was the only
+one who could keep him quiet in any degree.
+So, without interval, she went to her work
+of nursing again. Next, the funeral of Mrs.
+Billiter, and two or three more, fixed for the
+same day, were put off, because Mr. Finch
+was ill. And when Mr. Finch was ill, he
+sent to beg the Good Lady to come immediately
+and nurse him. After writing to
+his own family, to desire some of them to
+come and take charge of him, she did go
+to him: but not to remain day and night
+as she did with the poor who had none to
+help them. She saw that all was made
+comfortable about him, gave him his medicines
+at times, and always spoke cheerfully.
+But it was as she saw from the beginning.
+He was dying of fear, and of the intemperate
+methods of precaution which he had
+adopted, and of dissatisfaction with himself.
+His nervous depression from the outset was
+such as to predispose him to disease, and to
+allow him no chance under it. He was
+sinking when his mother and sister arrived,
+pale and tearful, to nurse him: and it did
+no good that they isolated the house, and
+locked the doors, and took things in by the
+window, after being fumigated by a sentinel
+outside. The doctor laughed as he asked
+them whether they would not be more glad
+to see him, if he came down the chimney,
+instead of their having to unlock the door
+for him. He wondered they had not a
+vinegar bath for him to go overhead in,
+before entering their presence. The ladies
+thought this shocking levity; and they did
+not conceal their opinion. The doctor then
+spoke gravely enough of the effects of fear
+on the human frame. With its effects on
+the conscience, and on the peace of the mind,
+he said he had nothing to do. That was
+the department of the physician of souls.
+(His hearers were unconscious of the mournful
+satire conveyed in these words.) His
+business was with the effect of fear on the
+nerves and brain, exhausting through them
+the resources of life. He declared that Mr.
+Finch would probably have been well at
+that moment, if he had gone about as freely
+as other persons among the sick, more
+interested in getting them well than afraid
+of being ill himself; and, for confirmation,
+he pointed to the Good Lady and the
+Warrenders, who had now for two months
+run all sorts of risks, and showed no sign of
+fever. They were fatigued, he said; too
+much so; as he was himself; and something
+must be done to relieve Miss Pickard especially;
+but—</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Who is she?” inquired the ladies. “Why
+is she so prominent here?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“As for who she is,” replied he, “I only
+know that she is an angel.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Come down out of the clouds, I suppose.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Something very like it. She dropped into
+our hollow one August evening—nobody
+knows whence nor why. As for her taking
+the lead here, I imagine it is because there
+was nobody else to do it.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But has she saved many lives, do you
+think?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, of some that are too young to be
+aware what they owe her; and of some yet
+unborn. She could not do much for those
+who were down in the fever before she came:
+except, indeed, that it is much to give them a
+sense of relief and comfort of body (though
+short of saving life) and peace of mind, and
+cheerfulness of heart. But the great consequences
+of her presence are to come. When
+I see the change that is taking place in the
+cottages here, and in the clothes of the people,
+and their care of their skins, and their notions
+about their food, I feel disposed to believe
+that this is the last plague that will ever be
+known in Bleaburn.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Plague! O horrid!” exclaimed the shuddering
+sister.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Call it what you will,” the doctor replied.
+“The name matters little when the thing
+makes itself so clear. Yes, by the way, it may
+matter much with such a patient as we have
+within there. Pray, whatever you do, don’t
+use the word ‘plague’ within his hearing.
+You must cheer him up; only that you sadly
+want cheering yourselves. I think an hour a
+day of the Good Lady’s smile would be the
+best prescription for you all.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Do you think she would come? We
+should be so obliged to her if she would!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“And she should have a change of dress
+lying ready in the passage-room,” declared the
+young lady. “I think she is about my size.
+Do ask her to come.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“When I see that she is not more wanted
+elsewhere,” replied the doctor. “I need not
+explain, however, that that smile of hers is
+not an effect without a cause. If we could
+find out whether we have anything of the
+same cause in ourselves; we might have a
+cheerfulness of our own, without troubling
+her to come and give us some.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The ladies thought this odd, and did not
+quite understand it, and agreed that they
+should not like to be merry and unfeeling in
+a time of affliction; so they cried a great deal
+when they were not in the sick room. They
+derived some general idea, however, from the
+doctor’s words, that cheerfulness was good for
+the patient; and they kept assuring him, in
+tones of forced vivacity, that there was no
+danger, and that the doctor said he would
+be well very soon. The patient groaned,
+remembering the daily funerals of the last
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_238'>238</span>few weeks; and the only consequence was
+that he distrusted the doctor. He sank more
+rapidly than any other fever patient in the
+place. In a newspaper paragraph, and on a
+monumental tablet, he was described as a
+martyr to his sacred office in a season of pestilence;
+and his family called on future generations
+to honour him accordingly.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I am sorry for the poor young man,” observed
+the host at the Plough and Harrow;
+“he did very well while nothing went wrong;
+but he had no spirit for trying times.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Who has?” murmured farmer Neale.
+“Any man’s heart may die within him that
+looks into the churchyard now.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“There’s a woman’s that does not,” observed
+the host; “I saw the Good Lady crossing the
+churchyard this very morning, with a basket
+of physic bottles on her arm—”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Ah! she goes to help to make up the
+medicines every day now,” the hostess explained,
+“since the people began to suspect
+foul play in their physic.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Well; she came across the bit of grass that
+is left, and looked over the rows of graves—not
+smiling exactly, but as if there was not a
+sad thought from top to bottom of her mind—much
+as she might look if she was coming
+away from her own wedding.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What is that about ‘sweet hopes,’ in the
+newspaper?” asked Neale; “about some ‘sweet
+hopes’ that Mr. Finch had? Was he going
+to be married?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“By that, I should think he was in love,”
+said the host: “and that may excuse some
+backwardness in coming forward, you know.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“The Good Lady is to be married, when
+she gets home to America,” the hostess declared.
+“Yes, ’tis true. Widow Johnson
+told the doctor so.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What <i>will</i> her lover say to her risking her
+life, and spending her time in such a way,
+here?” said Neale.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“She tells her aunt that he will only wish
+he was here to help her. He is a clergyman.
+‘O!’ says she, ‘he will only wish he was here
+to help us.’”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I am sure I wish he was,” sighed Neale.
+“I wonder what sort of a man will be sent us
+next. I hope he will be something unlike
+poor Mr. Finch.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I think you will have your wish,” said the
+landlord. “No man of Mr. Finch’s sort would
+be likely to come among us at such a time.”</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>THE SON OF SORROW.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>A FABLE FROM THE SWEDISH.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c010'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>All lonely, excluded from Heaven,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Sat <span class='sc'>Sorrow</span> one day on the strand;</div>
+ <div class='line'>And, mournfully buried in thought,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Form’d a figure of clay with her hand.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Jove</span> appeared. “What is this?” he demands;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>She replied. “’Tis a figure of clay.</div>
+ <div class='line'>Show thy pow’r on the work of my hand;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Give it life, mighty Father, I pray!”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Let him live!” said the God. “But observe,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>As I <i>lend</i> him, he mine must remain.”</div>
+ <div class='line'>“Not so,” <span class='sc'>Sorrow</span> said, and implor’d,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>“Oh! let me my offspring retain!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“’Tis to me his creation he owes.”</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>“Yes,” said <span class='sc'>Jove</span>, “but’twas I gave him breath.”</div>
+ <div class='line'>As he spoke, <span class='sc'>Earth</span> appears on the scene,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And, observing the image, thus saith:</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“From me—from my bosom he’s torn,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>I demand, then, what’s taken from me.”</div>
+ <div class='line'>“This strife shall be settled,” said <span class='sc'>Jove</span>;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>“Let <span class='sc'>Saturn</span> decide ’tween the three.”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>This sentence the Judge gave. “To all</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He belongs, so let no one complain;</div>
+ <div class='line'>The life, <span class='sc'>Jove</span>, Thou gav’st him shalt Thou</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>With his soul, when he dies, take again.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Thou, <span class='sc'>Earth</span>, shalt receive back his frame,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>At peace in thy lap he’ll recline;</div>
+ <div class='line'>But during his whole troubled life,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He shall surely, O <span class='sc'>Sorrow</span>, be thine!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“His features thy look shall reflect;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Thy sigh shall be mixed with his breath;</div>
+ <div class='line'>And he ne’er shall be parted from thee</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Until he reposes in death!”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in16'>MORAL.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>The sentence of Heaven, then is this:</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And hence Man lies under the sod;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Though <span class='sc'>Sorrow</span> possesses him, living,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>He returns both to <span class='sc'>Earth</span> and to <span class='sc'>God</span>.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>THE APPETITE FOR NEWS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>The last great work of that great philosopher
+and friend of the modern housewife,
+Monsieur Alexis Soyer, is remarkable for a
+curious omission. Although the author—a
+foreigner—has abundantly proved his extensive
+knowledge of the weakness of his
+adopted nation; yet there is one of our
+peculiarities which he has not probed. Had
+he left out all mention of cold punch in connexion
+with turtle; had his receipt for curry
+contained no cayenne; had he forgotten to
+send up tongs with asparagus, or to order
+a service of artichokes without napkins, he
+would have been thought forgetful; but when—with
+the unction of a gastronome, and the
+thoughtful skill of an artist—he marshals
+forth all the luxuries of the British breakfast-table,
+and forgets to mention its first necessity,
+he shows a sort of ignorance. We put it to
+his already extensive knowledge of English
+character, whether he thinks it possible for
+any English subject whose means bring him
+under the screw of the Income-tax, to break
+his fast without—a newspaper.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The city clerk emerging through folding
+doors from bed to sitting-room, though thirsting
+for tea, and hungering for toast, darts upon
+that morning’s journal with an eagerness, and
+unfolds it with a satisfaction, which show that
+all his wants are gratified at once. Exactly
+at the same hour, his master, the M.P., crosses
+the hall of his mansion. As he enters the
+breakfast-parlour, he fixes his eye on the fender,
+where he knows his favourite damp sheet
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_239'>239</span>will be hung up to dry.—When the noble
+lord first rings his bell, does not his valet
+know that, however tardy the still-room-maid
+may be with the early coffee, he dares
+not appear before his lordship without the
+‘Morning Post?’ Would the minister of
+state presume to commence the day in town
+till he has opened the ‘Times,’ or in the country
+till he has perused the ‘Globe?’ Could the
+oppressed farmer handle the massive spoon
+for his first sip out of his sèvres cup till he
+has read of ruin in the ‘Herald’ or ‘Standard?’
+Might the juvenile Conservative open his lips
+to imbibe old English fare or to utter Young
+England opinions, till he has glanced over the
+‘Chronicle?’ Can the financial reformer
+know breakfast-table happiness till he has
+digested the ‘Daily News,’ or skimmed the
+‘Express?’ And how would it be possible
+for mine host to commence the day without
+keeping his customers waiting till he has
+perused the ‘Advertiser’ or the ‘Sun?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In like manner the provinces cannot—once
+a week at least—satisfy their digestive organs
+till their local organ has satisfied their minds.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Else, what became of the 67,476,768 newspaper
+stamps which were issued in 1848 (the
+latest year of which a return has been made)
+to the 150 London and the 238 provincial
+English journals; of the 7,497,064 stamps
+impressed on the corners of the 97 Scottish,
+and of the 7,028,956 which adorned the 117
+Irish newspapers? A professor of the new
+science of literary mensuration has applied
+his foot-rule to this mass of print, and publishes
+the result in ‘Bentley’s Miscellany.’
+According to him, the press sent forth, in
+daily papers alone, a printed surface amounting
+in twelve months to 349,308,000 superficial
+feet. If to these are added all the
+papers printed weekly and fortnightly in
+London and the provinces, the whole amounts
+to 1,446,150,000 square feet of printed surface,
+which was, in 1849, placed before the
+comprehensive vision of John Bull. The
+area of a single morning paper,—the Times
+say—is more than nineteen and a half square
+feet, or nearly five feet by four, compared
+with an ordinary octavo volume, the quantity
+of matter daily issued is equal to
+three hundred pages. There are four
+morning papers whose superficies are nearly
+as great, without supplements, which they
+seldom publish. A fifth is only half the
+size. We may reckon, therefore, that the
+constant craving of Londoners for news is
+supplied every morning with as much as would
+fill about twelve hundred pages of an ordinary
+novel; or not less than five volumes.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>These acres of print sown broad-cast, produce
+a daily crop to suit every appetite
+and every taste. It has winged its way
+from every spot on the earth’s surface, and
+at last settled down and arranged itself into
+intelligible meaning, made instinct with ink.
+Now it tells of a next-door neighbour; then
+of dwellers in the uttermost corners of the
+earth. The black side of this black and white
+daily history, consists of battle, murder, and
+sudden death; of lightning and tempest; of
+plague, pestilence, and famine; of sedition,
+privy conspiracy and rebellion; of false doctrine,
+heresy, and schism; of all other crimes,
+casualties, and falsities, which we are enjoined
+to pray to be defended from. The white side
+chronicles heroism, charitableness, high purpose,
+and lofty deeds; it advocates the truest
+doctrines, and the practice of the most exalted
+virtue: it records the spread of commerce,
+religion, and science; it expresses the wisdom
+of the few sages and shows the ignorance of
+the neglected many—in fine, good and evil as
+broadly defined or as inextricably mixed in
+the newspapers as they are over the great
+globe itself.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>With this variety of temptation for all tastes,
+it is no wonder that those who have the power
+have also the will to read newspapers. The
+former are not very many in this country where,
+among the great bulk of the population, reading
+still remains an accomplishment. It was so
+in Addison’s time. ‘There is no humour of
+my countrymen,’ says the Spectator, ‘which I
+am more inclined to wonder at, than their
+great thirst for news.’ This was written
+at the time of imposition of the tax on newspapers,
+when the indulgence in the appetite
+received a check from increased costliness.
+From that date (1712) the statistical history
+of the public appetite for news is written in
+the Stamp Office. For half a century from
+the days of the Spectator, the number of
+British and Irish newspapers was few. In
+1782 there were only seventy-nine, but in the
+succeeding eight years they increased rapidly.
+There was ‘great news’ stirring in the world
+in that interval,—the American War, the
+French Revolution; beside which, the practice
+had sprung up of giving domestic occurrences
+in fuller detail than heretofore, and
+journals became more interesting from that
+cause. In 1790 they had nearly doubled in
+number, having reached one hundred and
+forty-six. This augmentation took place
+partly in consequence of the establishment
+of weekly papers—which originated in that
+year—and of which thirty-two had been commenced
+before the end of it. In 1809, twenty-nine
+and a half millions of stamps were issued
+to newspapers in Great Britain. The circulation
+of journals naturally depends upon the
+materials existing to fill them. While wars and
+rumours of wars were rife they were extensively
+read, but with the peace their sale fell
+off. Hence we find, that in 1821 no more than
+twenty-four millions of newspapers were disposed
+of. Since then the spread of education—slow
+as it has been—has increased the productiveness
+of journalism. During the succeeding
+eight-and-twenty years, the increase may be
+judged of by reference to the figures we have
+already jotted down; the sum of which is,
+that during the year 1848 there were issued,
+for English, Irish and Scotch newspapers
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_240'>240</span>eighty-two millions of stamps,—more than
+thrice as many as were paid for in 1821.
+The cause of this increase was chiefly the reduction
+of the duty from an average of threepence
+to one penny per stamp.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A curious comparison of the quantity of
+news devoured by an Englishman and a
+Frenchman, was made in 1819, in the <cite>Edinburgh
+Review</cite>:—‘thirty-four thousand papers,’
+says the writer, are ‘dispatched daily from
+Paris to the departments, among a population
+of about twenty-six millions, making
+one journal among 776 persons. By this,
+the number of newspaper readers in England
+would be to those in France as twenty to
+one. But the number and circulation of
+country papers in England are so much
+greater than in France, that they raise the
+proportion of English readers to about twenty-five
+to one, and our papers contain about
+three times as much letter-press as a French
+paper. The result of all this is that an
+Englishman reads about seventy-five times as
+much of the newspapers of his country in a
+given time, as a Frenchman does of his. But
+in the towns of England, most of the papers
+are distributed by means of porters, not by
+post; on the other hand, on account of the
+number of coffee-houses, public gardens, and
+other modes of communication, less usual in
+England, it is possible that each French paper
+may be read, or listened to, by a greater
+number of persons, and thus the English
+mode of distribution may be compensated.
+To be quite within bounds, however, the final
+result is, that every Englishman reads daily
+fifty-times as much as the Frenchman does,
+of the newspapers of his country.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>From this it might be inferred that the
+craving for news is peculiarly English. But
+the above comparison is chiefly affected by the
+restrictions put upon the French press, which,
+in 1819, were very great. In this country, the
+only restrictions were of a fiscal character;
+for opinion and news there was, as now,
+perfect liberty. It is proved, at the present
+day, that Frenchmen love news as much as
+the English; for now that all restriction is
+nominally taken off, there are as many newspapers
+circulated in France in proportion to
+its population, as there are in England.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The appetite for news is, in truth, universal;
+but is naturally disappointed, rather than
+bounded, by the ability to read. Hence it is that
+the circulation of newspapers is proportioned
+in various countries to the spread of letters;
+and if their sale is proportionately less in this
+empire, than it is among better taught populations,
+it is because there exist among us
+fewer persons who are able to read them;
+either at all, or so imperfectly, that attempts
+to spell them give the tyro more pain than
+pleasure. In America, where a system of
+national education has made a nation of
+readers, (whose taste is perhaps susceptible
+of vast improvement, but who are readers
+still) the sale of newspapers greatly exceeds
+that of Great Britain. All over the continent
+there are also more newspaper <i>readers</i>, in proportion
+to the number of people, though, perhaps,
+fewer buyers, from the facilities afforded
+by coffee-houses and reading-rooms, which all
+frequent. In support of this fact, we need go
+no farther than the three kingdoms. Scotland—where
+national education has largely given
+the ability to read—a population of three
+millions demands yearly from the Stamp
+Office seven and a half millions of stamps;
+while in Ireland, where national education
+has had no time for development, eight
+millions of people take half a million of
+stamps <i>less</i> than Scotland.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Although it cannot be said that the appetite
+for mere news is one of an elevated character;
+yet as we have before hinted, the dissemination
+of news takes place side by side with some of
+the most sound, practical, and ennobling sentiments
+and precepts that issue from any
+other channels of the press. As an engine of
+public liberty, the newspaper press is more
+effectual than the Magna Charta, because its
+powers are wielded with more ease, and
+exercised with more promptitude and adaptiveness
+to each particular case.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mr. F. K. Hunt in his ‘Fourth Estate’ remarks,
+‘The moral of the history of the press
+seems to be, that when any large proportion
+of a people have been taught to read, and
+when upon this possession of the tools of
+knowledge, there has grown up a habit of
+perusing public prints, the state is virtually
+powerless if it attempts to check the press.
+James the Second in old times, and Charles
+the Tenth, and Louis Philippe, more recently,
+tried to trample down the Newspapers, and
+everybody knows how the attempt resulted.
+The prevalence or scarcity of Newspapers
+in a country affords a sort of index to its
+social state. Where Journals are numerous,
+the people have power, intelligence, and
+wealth; where Journals are few, the many
+are in reality mere slaves. In the United
+States every village has its Newspaper, and
+every city a dozen of these organs of popular
+sentiment. In England we know how
+numerous and how influential for good the
+Papers are; whilst in France they have
+perhaps still greater power. Turn to Russia,
+where Newspapers are comparatively unknown,
+and we see the people sold with
+the earth they are compelled to till. Austria,
+Italy, Spain, occupy positions between the
+extremes—the rule holding good in all, that
+in proportion to the freedom of the press is
+the freedom and prosperity of the people.’</p>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>Monthly Supplement of ‘HOUSEHOLD WORDS,’</div>
+ <div class='c003'>Conducted by <span class='sc'>Charles Dickens</span>.</div>
+ <div class='c003'><i>Price 2d., Stamped 3d.</i>,</div>
+ <div class='c003'><span class='large'>THE HOUSEHOLD NARRATIVE</span></div>
+ <div class='c003'>OF</div>
+ <div class='c003'>CURRENT EVENTS.</div>
+ <div class='c003'><i>The Number, containing a history of the past month, was issued with the Magazines.</i></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='pbb'>
+ <hr class='pb c003'>
+</div>
+<div class='tnotes x-ebookmaker'>
+
+<div class='chapter ph2'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c013'>
+ <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+ <ul class='ul_1 c001'>
+ <li>Fixed typos; non-standard spelling and dialect retained.
+ </li>
+ </ul>
+
+</div>
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