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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78167 ***
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+ “_Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS._”—SHAKESPEARE.
+
+
+
+
+ HOUSEHOLD WORDS.
+ A WEEKLY JOURNAL.
+
+ CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.
+
+
+ N^{o.} 4.] SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1850. [PRICE 2_d._
+
+
+
+
+ SOME ACCOUNT OF AN EXTRAORDINARY TRAVELLER.
+
+
+No longer ago than this Easter time last past, we became acquainted with
+the subject of the present notice. Our knowledge of him is not by any
+means an intimate one, and is only of a public nature. We have never
+interchanged any conversation with him, except on one occasion when he
+asked us to have the goodness to take off our hat, to which we replied
+‘Certainly.’
+
+MR. BOOLEY was born (we believe) in Rood Lane, in the City of London. He
+is now a gentleman advanced in life, and has for some years resided in
+the neighbourhood of Islington. His father was a wholesale grocer
+(perhaps), and he was (possibly) in the same way of business; or he may,
+at an early age, have become a clerk in the Bank of England, or in a
+private bank, or in the India House. It will be observed that we make no
+pretence of having any information in reference to the private history
+of this remarkable man, and that our account of it must be received as
+rather speculative than authentic.
+
+In person MR. BOOLEY is below the middle size, and corpulent. His
+countenance is florid, he is perfectly bald, and soon hot; and there is
+a composure in his gait and manner, calculated to impress a stranger
+with the idea of his being, on the whole, an unwieldy man. It is only in
+his eye that the adventurous character of MR. BOOLEY is seen to shine.
+It is a moist, bright eye, of a cheerful expression, and indicative of
+keen and eager curiosity.
+
+It was not until late in life that MR. BOOLEY conceived the idea of
+entering on the extraordinary amount of travel he has since
+accomplished. He had attained the age of sixty-five, before he left
+England for the first time. In all the immense journies he has since
+performed, he has never laid aside the English dress, nor departed in
+the slightest degree from English customs. Neither does he speak a word
+of any language but his own.
+
+MR. BOOLEY’S powers of endurance are wonderful. All climates are alike
+to him. Nothing exhausts him; no alternations of heat and cold appear to
+have the least effect upon his hardy frame. His capacity of travelling,
+day and night, for thousands of miles, has never been approached by any
+traveller of whom we have any knowledge through the help of books. An
+intelligent Englishman may have occasionally pointed out to him objects
+and scenes of interest; but otherwise he has travelled alone, and
+unattended. Though remarkable for personal cleanliness, he has carried
+no luggage; and his diet has been of the simplest kind. He has often
+found a biscuit, or a bun, sufficient for his support over a vast tract
+of country. Frequently, he has travelled hundreds of miles, fasting,
+without the least abatement of his natural spirits. It says much for the
+Total Abstinence cause, that MR. BOOLEY has never had recourse to the
+artificial stimulus of alcohol, to sustain him under his fatigues.
+
+His first departure from the sedentary and monotonous life he had
+hitherto led, strikingly exemplifies, we think, the energetic character,
+long suppressed by that unchanging routine. Without any communication
+with any member of his family—MR. BOOLEY has never been married, but has
+many relations—without announcing his intention to his solicitor, or
+banker, or any person entrusted with the management of his affairs, he
+closed the door of his house behind him at one o’clock in the afternoon
+of a certain day, and immediately proceeded to New Orleans, in the
+United States of America.
+
+His intention was to ascend the Mississippi and Missouri rivers, to the
+base of the Rocky Mountains. Taking his passage in a steamboat without
+loss of time, he was soon upon the bosom of the Father of Waters, as the
+Indians call the mighty stream which, night and day, is always carrying
+huge instalments of the vast continent of the New World, down into the
+sea.
+
+MR. BOOLEY found it singularly interesting to observe the various stages
+of civilisation obtaining on the banks of these mighty rivers. Leaving
+the luxury and brightness of New Orleans—a somewhat feverish luxury and
+brightness, he observed, as if the swampy soil were too much enriched in
+the hot sun with the bodies of dead slaves—and passing various towns in
+every stage of progress, it was very curious to observe the changes of
+civilisation and of vegetation too. Here, where the doomed Negro race
+were working in the plantations, while the republican overseer looked
+on, whip in hand, tropical trees were growing, beautiful flowers in
+bloom; the alligator, with his horribly sly face, and his jaws like two
+great saws, was basking on the mud; and the strange moss of the country
+was hanging in wreaths and garlands on the trees, like votive offerings.
+A little farther towards the west, and the trees and flowers were
+changed, the moss was gone, younger infant towns were rising, forests
+were slowly disappearing, and the trees, obliged to aid in the
+destruction of their kind, fed the heavily-breathing monster that came
+clanking up those solitudes, laden with the pioneers of the advancing
+human army. The river itself, that moving highway, showed him every kind
+of floating contrivance, from the lumbering flat-bottomed boat, and the
+raft of logs, upward to the steamboat, and downward to the poor Indian’s
+frail canoe. A winding thread through the enormous range of country,
+unrolling itself before the wanderer like the magic skein in the story,
+he saw it tracked by wanderers of every kind, roaming from the more
+settled world, to those first nests of men. The floating theatre,
+dwelling-house, hotel, museum, shop; the floating mechanism for screwing
+the trunks of mighty trees out of the mud, like antediluvian teeth; the
+rapidly-flowing river, and the blazing woods; he left them all
+behind—town, city, and log-cabin, too; and floated up into the prairies
+and savannahs, among the deserted lodges of tribes of savages, and among
+their dead, lying alone on little wooden stages with their stark faces
+upward towards the sky. Among the blazing grass, and herds of buffaloes
+and wild horses, and among the wigwams of the fast-declining Indians, he
+began to consider how, in the eternal current of progress setting across
+this globe in one unchangeable direction, like the unseen agency that
+points the needle to the pole, the Chiefs who only dance the dances of
+their fathers, and will never have a new figure for a new tune, and the
+Medicine-men who know no Medicine but what was Medicine a hundred years
+ago, must be surely and inevitably swept from the earth, whether they be
+Choctawas, Mandans, Britons, Austrians, or Chinese.
+
+He was struck, too, by the reflection that savage nature was not by any
+means such a fine and noble spectacle as some delight to represent it.
+He found it a poor, greasy, paint-plastered, miserable thing enough; but
+a very little way above the beasts in most respects; in many customs a
+long way below them. It occurred to him that the ‘Big Bird,’ or the
+‘Blue Fish,’ or any of the other Braves, was but a troublesome braggart
+after all; making a mighty whooping and holloaing about nothing
+particular, doing very little for science, not much more than the
+monkeys for art, scarcely anything worth mentioning for letters, and not
+often making the world greatly better than he found it. Civilisation,
+MR. BOOLEY concluded, was, on the whole, with all its blemishes, a more
+imposing sight, and a far better thing to stand by.
+
+MR. BOOLEY’S observations of the celestial bodies, on this voyage, were
+principally confined to the discovery of the alarming fact, that light
+had altogether departed from the moon; which presented the appearance of
+a white dinner-plate. The clouds, too, conducted themselves in an
+extraordinary manner, and assumed the most eccentric forms, while the
+sun rose and set in a very reckless way. On his return to his native
+country, however, he had the satisfaction of finding all these things as
+usual.
+
+It might have been expected that at his advanced age, retired from the
+active duties of life, blest with a competency, and happy in the
+affections of his numerous relations, MR. BOOLEY would now have settled
+himself down, to muse, for the remainder of his days, over the new stock
+of experience thus acquired. But travel had whetted, not satisfied, his
+appetite; and remembering that he had not seen the Ohio river, except at
+the point of its junction with the Mississippi, he returned to the
+United States, after a short interval of repose, and appearing suddenly
+at Cincinnati, the queen City of the West, traversed the clear waters of
+the Ohio to its Falls. In this expedition he had the pleasure of
+encountering a party of intelligent workmen from Birmingham who were
+making the same tour. Also his nephew Septimus, aged only thirteen. This
+intrepid boy had started from Peckham, in the old country, with two and
+sixpence sterling in his pocket; and had, when he encountered his uncle
+at a point of the Ohio River, called Snaggy Bar, still one shilling of
+that sum remaining!
+
+Again at home, MR. BOOLEY was so pressed by his appetite for knowledge
+as to remain at home only one day. At the expiration of that short
+period, he actually started for New Zealand.
+
+It is almost incredible that a man in MR. BOOLEY’S station of life,
+however adventurous his nature, and however few his artificial wants,
+should cast himself on a voyage of thirteen thousand miles from Great
+Britain with no other outfit than his watch and purse, and no arms but
+his walking-stick. We are, however, assured on the best authority, that
+thus he made the passage out, and thus appeared, in the act of wiping
+his smoking head with his pocket-handkerchief, at the entrance to Port
+Nicholson in Cook’s Straits: with the very spot within his range of
+vision, where his illustrious predecessor, Captain Cook, so unhappily
+slain at Otaheite, once anchored.
+
+After contemplating the swarms of cattle maintained on the hills in this
+neighbourhood, and always to be found by the stockmen when they are
+wanted, though nobody takes any care of them—which MR. BOOLEY considered
+the more remarkable, as their natural objection to be killed might be
+supposed to be augmented by the beauty of the climate—MR. BOOLEY
+proceeded to the town of Wellington. Having minutely examined it in
+every point, and made himself perfect master of the whole natural
+history and process of manufacture of the flax-plant, with its splendid
+yellow blossoms, he repaired to a Native Pa, which, unlike the Native Pa
+to which he was accustomed, he found to be a town, and not a parent.
+Here he observed a Chief with a long spear, making every demonstration
+of spitting a visitor, but really giving him the Maori or welcome—a word
+MR. BOOLEY is inclined to derive from the known hospitality of our
+English Mayors—and here also he observed some Europeans rubbing noses,
+by way of shaking hands, with the aboriginal inhabitants. After
+participating in an affray between the natives and the English soldiery,
+in which the former were defeated with great loss, he plunged into the
+Bush, and there camped out for some months, until he had made a survey
+of the whole country.
+
+While leading this wild life, encamped by night near a stream for the
+convenience of water, in a Ware, or hut, built open in the front, with a
+roof sloping backward to the ground, and made of poles, covered and
+enclosed with bark or fern, it was MR. BOOLEY’S singular fortune to
+encounter Miss Creeble, of The Misses Creebles’ Boarding and Day
+Establishment for Young Ladies, Kennington Oval, who, accompanied by
+three of her young ladies in search of information, had achieved this
+marvellous journey, and was then also in the Bush. Miss Creeble having
+very unsettled opinions on the subject of gunpowder, was afraid that it
+entered into the composition of the fire before the tent, and that
+something would presently blow up or go off. MR. BOOLEY, as a more
+experienced traveller, assuring her that there was no danger; and
+calming the fears of the young ladies, an acquaintance commenced between
+them. They accomplished the rest of their travels in New Zealand
+together, and the best understanding prevailed among the little party.
+They took notice of the trees, as the Kaikatea, the Kauri, the Ruta, the
+Pukatea, the Hinau, and the Tanakaka—names which Miss Creeble had a
+bland relish in pronouncing. They admired the beautiful, arborescent,
+palm-like fern, abounding everywhere, and frequently exceeding thirty
+feet in height. They wondered at the curious owl, who is supposed to
+demand ‘More Pork!’ wherever he flies, and whom Miss Creeble termed ‘an
+admonition of Nature’s against greediness!’ And they contemplated some
+very rampant natives, of cannibal propensities. After many pleasing and
+instructive vicissitudes, they returned to England in company, where the
+ladies were safely put into a hackney cabriolet by MR. BOOLEY, in
+Leicester Square, London.
+
+And now, indeed, it might have been imagined that that roving spirit,
+tired of rambling about the world, would have settled down at home in
+peace and honor. Not so. After repairing to the tubular bridge across
+the Menai Straits, and accompanying Her Majesty on her visit to Ireland
+(which he characterised as ‘a magnificent Exhibition’), MR. BOOLEY, with
+his usual absence of preparation, departed for Australia.
+
+Here again, he lived out in the Bush, passing his time chiefly among the
+working-gangs of convicts who were carrying timber. He was much
+impressed by the ferocious mastiffs chained to barrels, who assist the
+sentries in keeping guard over those misdoers. But he observed that the
+atmosphere in this part of the world, unlike the descriptions he had
+read of it, was extremely thick, and that objects were misty, and
+difficult to be discerned. From a certain unsteadiness and trembling,
+too, which he frequently remarked on the face of Nature, he was led to
+conclude that this part of the globe was subject to convulsive heavings
+and earthquakes. This caused him to return, with some precipitation.
+
+Again at home, and probably reflecting that the countries he had
+hitherto visited were new in the history of man, this extraordinary
+traveller resolved to proceed up the Nile to the second cataract. At the
+next performance of the great ceremony of ‘opening the Nile,’ at Cairo,
+MR. BOOLEY was present.
+
+Along that wonderful river, associated with such stupendous fables, and
+with a history more prodigious than any fancy of man, in its vast and
+gorgeous facts; among temples, palaces, pyramids, colossal statues,
+crocodiles, tombs, obelisks, mummies, sand and ruin; he proceeded, like
+an opium-eater in a mighty dream. Thebes rose before him. An avenue of
+two hundred sphinxes, with not a head among them,—one of six or eight,
+or ten such avenues, all leading to a common centre,—conducted to the
+Temple of Carnak: its walls, eighty feet high and twenty-five feet
+thick, a mile and three-quarters in circumference; the interior of its
+tremendous hall, occupying an area of forty-seven thousand square feet,
+large enough to hold four great Christian churches, and yet not more
+than one-seventh part of the entire ruin. Obelisks he saw, thousands of
+years of age, as sharp as if the chisel had cut their edges yesterday;
+colossal statues fifty-two feet high, with ‘little’ fingers five feet
+and a half long; a very world of ruins, that were marvellous old ruins
+in the days of Herodotus; tombs cut high up in the rock, where European
+travellers live solitary, as in stony crows’ nests, burning mummied
+Thebans, gentle and simple,—of the dried blood-royal maybe,—for their
+daily fuel, and making articles of furniture of their dusty coffins.
+Upon the walls of temples, in colors fresh and bright as those of
+yesterday, he read the conquests of great Egyptian monarchs; upon the
+tombs of humbler people in the same blooming symbols, he saw their
+ancient way of working at their trades, of riding, driving, feasting,
+playing games; of marrying and burying, and performing on instruments,
+and singing songs, and healing by the power of animal magnetism, and
+performing all the occupations of life. He visited the quarries of
+Silsileh, whence nearly all the red stone used by the ancient Egyptian
+architects and sculptors came; and there beheld enormous single-stoned
+colossal figures nearly finished—redly snowed up, as it were, and trying
+hard to break out—waiting for the finishing touches, never to be given
+by the mummied hands of thousands of years ago. In front of the temple
+of Abou Simbel, he saw gigantic figures sixty feet in height and
+twenty-one across the shoulders, dwarfing live men on camels down to
+pigmies. Elsewhere he beheld complacent monsters tumbled down like
+ill-used Dolls of a Titanic make, and staring with stupid benignity at
+the arid earth whereon their huge faces rested. His last look of that
+amazing land was at the Great Sphinx, buried in the sand—sand in its
+eyes, sand in its ears, sand drifted on its broken nose, sand lodging,
+feet deep, in the ledges of its head—struggling out of a wide sea of
+sand, as if to look hopelessly forth for the ancient glories once
+surrounding it.
+
+In this expedition, MR. BOOLEY acquired some curious information in
+reference to the language of hieroglyphics. He encountered the Simoom in
+the Desert, and lay down, with the rest of his caravan, until it had
+passed over. He also beheld on the horizon some of those stalking
+pillars of sand, apparently reaching from earth to heaven, which, with
+the red sun shining through them, so terrified the Arabs attendant on
+Bruce, that they fell prostrate, crying that the Day of Judgment was
+come. More Copts, Turks, Arabs, Fellahs, Bedouins, Mosques, Mamelukes,
+and Moosulmen he saw, than we have space to tell. His days were all
+Arabian Nights, and he saw wonders without end.
+
+This might have satiated any ordinary man, for a time at least. But MR.
+BOOLEY, being no ordinary man, within twenty-four hours of his arrival
+at home was making The Overland Journey to India.
+
+He has emphatically described this, as ‘a beautiful piece of scenery,’
+and ‘a perfect picture.’ The appearance of Malta and Gibraltar he can
+never sufficiently commend. In crossing the Desert from Grand Cairo to
+Suez, he was particularly struck by the undulations of the Sandscape (he
+preferred that word to Landscape, as more expressive of the region), and
+by the incident of beholding a caravan upon its line of march; a
+spectacle which in the remembrance always affords him the utmost
+pleasure. Of the stations on the Desert, and the cinnamon gardens of
+Ceylon, he likewise entertains a lively recollection. Calcutta he
+praises also; though he has been heard to observe that the British
+military at that seat of Government were not as well proportioned as he
+could desire the soldiers of his country to be; and that the breed of
+horses there in use was susceptible of some improvement.
+
+Once more in his native land, with the vigor of his constitution
+unimpaired by the many toils and fatigues he had encountered, what had
+MR. BOOLEY now to do, but, full of years and honor, to recline upon the
+grateful appreciation of his Queen and country, always eager to
+distinguish peaceful merit? What had he now to do, but to receive the
+decoration ever ready to be bestowed, in England, on men deservedly
+distinguished, and to take his place among the best? He had this to do.
+He had yet to achieve the most astonishing enterprise for which he was
+reserved. In all the countries he had yet visited, he had seen no frost
+and snow. He resolved to make a voyage to the ice-bound Arctic Regions.
+
+In pursuance of this surprising determination, MR. BOOLEY accompanied
+the Expedition under Sir James Ross, consisting of Her Majesty’s ships,
+the Enterprise and Investigator, which sailed from the river Thames on
+the 12th of May, 1848, and which, on the 11th of September, entered Port
+Leopold Harbor.
+
+In this inhospitable region, surrounded by eternal ice, cheered by no
+glimpse of the sun, shrouded in gloom and darkness, MR. BOOLEY passed
+the entire winter. The ships were covered in, and fortified all round
+with walls of ice and snow; the masts were frozen up; hoar frost settled
+on the yards, tops, shrouds, stays, and rigging; around, in every
+direction, lay an interminable waste, on which only the bright stars,
+the yellow moon, and the vivid Aurora Borealis looked, by night or day.
+
+And yet the desolate sublimity of this astounding spectacle was broken
+in a pleasant and surprising manner. In the remote solitude to which he
+had penetrated, MR. BOOLEY (who saw no Esquimaux during his stay, though
+he looked for them in every direction) had the happiness of encountering
+two Scotch gardeners; several English compositors, accompanied by their
+wives; three brass founders from the neighbourhood of Long Acre, London;
+two coach painters, a gold-beater and his only daughter, by trade a
+stay-maker; and several other working-people from sundry parts of Great
+Britain who had conceived the extraordinary idea of ‘holiday-making’ in
+the frozen wilderness. Hither too, had Miss Creeble and her three young
+ladies penetrated: the latter attired in braided peacoats of a
+comparatively light material; and Miss Creeble defended from the
+inclemency of a Polar Winter by no other outer garment than a wadded
+Polka-jacket. He found this courageous lady in the act of explaining, to
+the youthful sharers of her toils, the various phases of nature by which
+they were surrounded. Her explanations were principally wrong, but her
+intentions always admirable.
+
+Cheered by the society of these fellow-adventurers, MR. BOOLEY slowly
+glided on into the summer season. And now, at midnight, all was bright
+and shining. Mountains of ice, wedged and broken into the strangest
+forms—jagged points, spires, pinnacles, pyramids, turrets, columns in
+endless succession and in infinite variety, flashing and sparkling with
+ten thousand hues, as though the treasures of the earth were frozen up
+in all that water—appeared on every side. Masses of ice, floating and
+driving hither and thither, menaced the hardy voyagers with destruction;
+and threatened to crush their strong ships, like nutshells. But, below
+those ships was clear sea-water, now; the fortifying walls were gone;
+the yards, tops, shrouds and rigging, free from that hoary rust of long
+inaction, showed like themselves again; and the sails, bursting from the
+masts, like foliage which the welcome sun at length developed, spread
+themselves to the wind, and wafted the travellers away.
+
+In the short interval that has elapsed since his safe return to the land
+of his birth, MR. BOOLEY has decided on no new expedition; but he feels
+that he will yet be called upon to undertake one, perhaps of greater
+magnitude than any he has achieved, and frequently remarks, in his own
+easy way, that he wonders where the deuce he will be taken to next!
+Possessed of good health and good spirits, with powers unimpaired by all
+he has gone through, and with an increase of appetite still growing with
+what it feeds on, what may not be expected yet from this extraordinary
+man!
+
+It was only at the close of Easter week that, sitting in an arm chair,
+at a private Club called the Social Oysters, assembling at Highbury
+Barn, where he is much respected, this indefatigable traveller expressed
+himself in the following terms:
+
+‘It is very gratifying to me,’ said he, ‘to have seen so much at my time
+of life, and to have acquired a knowledge of the countries I have
+visited, which I could not have derived from books alone. When I was a
+boy, such travelling would have been impossible, as the gigantic-moving
+panorama or diorama mode of conveyance, which I have principally adopted
+(all my modes of conveyance have been pictorial), had then not been
+attempted. It is a delightful characteristic of these times, that new
+and cheap means are continually being devised, for conveying the results
+of actual experience, to those who are unable to obtain such experiences
+for themselves; and to bring them within the reach of the
+people—emphatically of the people; for it is they at large who are
+addressed in these endeavours, and not exclusive audiences. Hence,’ said
+MR. BOOLEY, ‘even if I see a run on an idea, like the panorama one, it
+awakens no ill-humour within me, but gives me pleasant thoughts. Some of
+the best results of actual travel are suggested by such means to those
+whose lot it is to stay at home. New worlds open out to them, beyond
+their little worlds, and widen their range of reflection, information,
+sympathy, and interest. The more man knows of man, the better for the
+common brotherhood among us all. I shall, therefore,’ said MR. BOOLEY,
+‘now propose to the Social Oysters the healths of Mr. Banvard, Mr.
+Brees, Mr. Phillips, Mr. Allen, Mr. Prout, Messrs. Bonomi, Fahey, and
+Warren, Mr. Thomas Grieve, and Mr. Burford. Long life to them all, and
+more power to their pencils!’
+
+The Social Oysters having drunk this toast with acclamation, MR. BOOLEY
+proceeded to entertain them with anecdotes of his travels. This he is in
+the habit of doing after they have feasted together, according to the
+manner of Sinbad the Sailor—except that he does not bestow upon the
+Social Oysters the munificent reward of one hundred sequins per night,
+for listening.
+
+
+
+
+ LOADED DICE.
+
+
+Several years ago I made a tour through some of the Southern Counties of
+England with a friend. We travelled in an open carriage, stopping for a
+few hours a day, or a week, as it might be, wherever there was any thing
+to be seen: and we generally got through one stage before breakfast,
+because it gave our horses rest, and ourselves the chance of enjoying
+the brown bread, new milk, and fresh eggs of those country roadside
+inns, which are fast becoming subjects for archæological investigation.
+
+One evening my friend said, ‘To-morrow, we will breakfast at T——. I want
+to inquire about a family named Lovell, who used to live there. I met
+the husband and wife and two lovely children, one summer at Exmouth. We
+became very intimate, and I thought them particularly interesting
+people, but I have never seen them since.’
+
+The next morning’s sun shone as brightly as heart could desire, and
+after a delightful drive, we reached the outskirts of the town about
+nine o’clock.
+
+‘Oh, what a pretty inn!’ said I, as we approached a small white house,
+with a sign swinging in front of it, and a flower-garden on one side.
+
+‘Stop, John,’ cried my friend, ‘we shall get a much cleaner breakfast
+here than in the town, I dare say; and if there is anything to be seen
+there, we can walk to it;’ so we alighted, and were shown into a neat
+little parlour, with white curtains, where an unexceptionable rural
+breakfast was soon placed before us.
+
+‘Pray do you happen to know anything of a family called Lovell?’
+inquired my friend, whose name, by the way, was Markham. ‘Mr. Lovell was
+a clergyman.’
+
+‘Yes, Ma’am,’ answered the girl who attended us, apparently the
+landlord’s daughter, ‘Mr. Lovell is the vicar of our parish.’
+
+‘Indeed! and does he live near here?’
+
+‘Yes, Ma’am, he lives at the vicarage. It’s just down that lane
+opposite, about a quarter of a mile from here; or you can go across the
+fields, if you please, to where you see that tower; it’s close by
+there.’
+
+‘And which is the pleasantest road?’ inquired Mrs. Markham.
+
+‘Well, Ma’am, I think by the fields is the pleasantest, if you don’t
+mind a stile or two; and, besides, you get the best view of the Abbey by
+going that way.’
+
+‘Is that tower we see part of the Abbey?’
+
+‘Yes, Ma’am,’ answered the girl, ‘and the vicarage is just the other
+side of it.’
+
+Armed with these instructions, as soon as we had finished our breakfast
+we started across the fields, and after a pleasant walk of twenty
+minutes we found ourselves in an old churchyard, amongst a cluster of
+the most picturesque ruins we had ever seen. With the exception of the
+grey tower, which we had espied from the inn, and which had doubtless
+been the belfry, the remains were not considerable. There was the outer
+wall of the chancel, and the broken step that had led to the high altar,
+and there were sections of aisles, and part of a cloister, all
+gracefully festooned with mosses and ivy; whilst mingled with the
+grass-grown graves of the prosaic dead, there were the massive tombs of
+the Dame Margerys and the Sir Hildebrands of more romantic periods. All
+was ruin and decay; but such poetic ruin! such picturesque decay! And
+just beyond the tall grey tower, there was the loveliest, smiling,
+little garden, and the prettiest cottage, that imagination could
+picture. The day was so bright, the grass so green, the flowers so gay,
+the air so balmy with their sweet perfumes, the birds sang so cheerily
+in the apple and cherry trees, that all nature seemed rejoicing.
+
+‘Well,’ said my friend, as she seated herself on the fragment of a
+pillar, and looked around her, ‘now that I see this place, I understand
+the sort of people the Lovells were.’
+
+‘What sort of people were they?’ said I.
+
+‘Why, as I said before, interesting people. In the first place, they
+were both extremely handsome.’
+
+‘But the locality had nothing to do with their good looks, I presume,’
+said I.
+
+‘I am not sure of that,’ she answered; ‘when there is the least
+foundation of taste or intellect to set out with, the beauty of external
+nature, and the picturesque accidents that harmonise with it, do, I am
+persuaded, by their gentle and elevating influences on the mind, make
+the handsome handsomer, and the ugly less ugly. But it was not alone the
+good looks of the Lovells that struck me, but their air of refinement
+and high breeding, and I should say high birth—though I know nothing
+about their extraction—combined with their undisguised poverty and as
+evident contentment. Now, I can understand such people finding here an
+appropriate home, and being satisfied with their small share of this
+world’s goods; because here the dreams of romance writers about Love in
+a Cottage might be somewhat realised; poverty might be graceful and
+poetical here; and then, you know, they have no rent to pay.’
+
+‘Very true,’ said I; ‘but suppose they had sixteen daughters, like a
+half-pay officer I once met on board a steam-packet?’
+
+‘That would spoil it certainly,’ said Mrs. Markham; ‘but let us hope
+they have not. When I knew them they had only two children, a boy and a
+girl, called Charles and Emily; two of the prettiest creatures I ever
+beheld!’
+
+As my friend thought it yet rather early for a visit, we had remained
+chattering in this way for more than an hour, sometimes seated on a
+tombstone, or a fallen column; sometimes peering amongst the carved
+fragments that were scattered about the ground, and sometimes looking
+over the hedge into the little garden, the wicket of which was
+immediately behind the tower. The weather being warm, most of the
+windows of the vicarage were open and the blinds were all down; we had
+not yet seen a soul stirring, and were just wondering whether we might
+venture to present ourselves at the door, when a strain of distant music
+struck upon our ears. ‘Hark!’ I said, ‘how exquisite! It was the only
+thing wanting to complete the charm.’
+
+‘It’s a military band, I think,’ said Mrs. Markham, ‘you know we passed
+some barracks before we reached the Inn.’
+
+Nearer and nearer drew the sound, solemn and slow; the band was
+evidently approaching by the green lane that skirted the fields we had
+come by. ‘Hush,’ said I, laying my hand on my friend’s arm, with a
+strange sinking of the heart; ‘they are playing the Dead March in Saul!
+Don’t you hear the muffled drums? It’s a funeral, but where’s the
+grave?’
+
+‘There!’ said she, pointing to a spot close under the hedge where some
+earth had been thrown up; but the aperture was covered with a plank,
+probably to prevent accidents.
+
+There are few ceremonies in life at once so touching, so impressive, so
+sad, and yet so beautiful, as a soldier’s funeral! Ordinary funerals
+with their unwieldy hearses and feathers, and the absurd looking mutes,
+and the ‘inky cloaks’ and weepers, of hired mourners, always seem to me
+like a mockery of the dead; the appointments border so closely on the
+grotesque; they are so little in keeping with the true, the only view of
+death that can render life endurable! There is such a tone of
+exaggerated——forced, heavy, over-acted gravity about the whole thing,
+that one had need to have a deep personal interest involved in the
+scene, to be able to shut one’s eyes to the burlesque side of it. But a
+military funeral, how different! There you see death in life and life in
+death! There is nothing over-strained, nothing overdone. At once simple
+and solemn, decent and decorous, consoling, yet sad. The chief mourners,
+at best, are generally true mourners, for they have lost a brother with
+whom ‘they sat but yesterday at meat;’ and whilst they are comparing
+memories, recalling how merry they had many a day been together, and the
+solemn tones of that sublime music float upon the air, we can imagine
+the freed and satisfied soul wafted on those harmonious breathings to
+its Heavenly home; and our hearts are melted, our imaginations exalted,
+our faith invigorated, and we come away the better for what we have
+seen.
+
+I believe some such reflections as these were passing through our minds,
+for we both remained silent and listening, till the swinging-to of the
+little wicket, which communicated with the garden, aroused us; but
+nobody appeared, and the tower being at the moment betwixt us and it, we
+could not see who had entered. Almost at the same moment, a man came in
+from a gate on the opposite side, and advancing to where the earth was
+thrown up, lifted the plank and discovered the newly made grave. He was
+soon followed by some boys, and several respectable-looking persons came
+into the enclosure, whilst nearer and nearer drew the sound of the
+muffled drums, and now we descried the firing party and their officer,
+who led the procession with their arms reversed, each man wearing above
+the elbow a piece of black crape and a small bow of white satin ribbon;
+the band still playing that solemn strain. Then came the coffin, borne
+by six soldiers. Six officers bore up the pall, all quite young men; and
+on the coffin lay the shako, sword, side-belt, and white gloves of the
+deceased. A long train of mourners marched two and two, in open file,
+the privates first, the officers last. Sorrow was imprinted on every
+face; there was no unseemly chattering, no wandering eyes; if a word was
+exchanged, it was in a whisper, and the sad shake of the head showed of
+whom they were discoursing. All this we observed as they marched through
+the lane that skirted one side of the churchyard. As they neared the
+gate the band ceased to play.
+
+‘See there,’ said Mrs. Markham, directing my attention to the cottage,
+‘there comes Mr. Lovell. Oh, how he is changed!’ and whilst she spoke,
+the clergyman entering by the wicket, advanced to meet the procession at
+the gate, where he commenced reading the funeral service as he moved
+backwards towards the grave, round which the firing party, leaning on
+their firelocks, now formed. Then came those awful words, ‘Ashes to
+ashes, dust to dust,’ the hollow sound of the earth upon the coffin, and
+three volleys fired over the grave, finished the solemn ceremony.
+
+When the procession entered the churchyard, we had retired behind the
+broken wall of the chancel, whence, without being observed, we had
+watched the whole scene with intense interest. Just as the words ‘Ashes
+to ashes! dust to dust!’ were pronounced, I happened to raise my eyes
+towards the grey tower, and then, peering through one of the narrow
+slits, I saw the face of a man—such a face! Never to my latest day can I
+forget the expression of those features! If ever there was despair and
+anguish written on a human countenance, it was there! And yet so young!
+so beautiful! A cold chill ran through my veins as I pressed Mrs.
+Markham’s arm. ‘Look up at the tower!’ I whispered.
+
+‘My God! What can it be?’ she answered, turning quite pale! ‘And Mr.
+Lovell, did you observe how his voice shook? at first, I thought it was
+illness; but he seems bowed down with grief. Every face looks awestruck!
+There must be some tragedy here—something more than the death of an
+individual!’ and fearing, under this impression, that our visit might
+prove untimely, we resolved to return to the inn, and endeavour to
+discover if anything unusual had really occurred. Before we moved, I
+looked up at the narrow slit—the face was no longer there; but as we
+passed round to the other side of the tower, we saw a tall, slender
+figure, attired in a loose coat, pass slowly through the wicket, cross
+the garden, and enter the house. We only caught a glimpse of the
+profile; the head hung down upon the breast; the eyes were bent upon the
+ground; but we knew it was the same face we had seen above.
+
+We went back to the inn, where our inquiries elicited some information,
+which made us wish to know more: but it was not till we went into the
+town that we obtained the following details of this mournful drama, of
+which we had thus accidentally witnessed one impressive scene.
+
+Mr. Lovell, as Mrs. Markham had conjectured, was a man of good family,
+but no fortune; he might have had a large one, could he have made up his
+mind to marry Lady Elizabeth Wentworth, the bride selected for him by a
+wealthy uncle who proposed to make him his heir; but preferring poverty
+with Emily Dering, he was disinherited. He never repented his choice,
+although he remained vicar of a small parish, and a poor man all his
+life. The two children whom Mrs. Markham had seen, were the only ones
+they had, and through the excellent management of Mrs. Lovell, and the
+moderation of her husband’s desires, they had enjoyed an unusual degree
+of happiness in this sort of graceful poverty, till the young Charles
+and Emily were grown up, and it was time to think what was to be done
+with them. The son had been prepared for Oxford by the father, and the
+daughter, under the tuition of her mother, was remarkably well educated
+and accomplished; but it became necessary to consider the future:
+Charles must be sent to college, since the only chance of finding a
+provision for him was in the Church, although the expense of maintaining
+him there could be ill afforded; so, in order in some degree to balance
+the outlay, it was, after much deliberation, agreed that Emily should
+accept a situation as governess in London. The proposal was made by
+herself, and the rather consented to, that, in case of the death of her
+parents, she would almost inevitably have had to seek some such means of
+subsistence. These partings were the first sorrows that had reached the
+Lovells.
+
+At first, all went well; Charles was not wanting in ability nor in a
+moderate degree of application; and Emily wrote cheerily of her new
+life. She was kindly received, well treated, and associated with the
+family on the footing of a friend. Neither did further experience seem
+to diminish her satisfaction. She saw a great many gay people—some of
+whom she named; and, amongst the rest, there not unfrequently appeared
+the name of Herbert. Mr. Herbert was in the army, and being a distant
+connexion of the family with whom she resided, was a frequent visitor at
+their house. ‘She was sure papa and mamma would like him.’ Once the
+mother smiled, and said she hoped Emily was not falling in love; but no
+more was thought of it. In the meantime Charles had found out that there
+was time for many things at Oxford, besides study. He was naturally fond
+of society, and had a remarkable capacity for excelling in all kinds of
+games. He was agreeable, lively, exceedingly handsome, and sang
+charmingly, having been trained in part-singing by his mother. No young
+man at Oxford was more _fêté_; but alas! he was very poor, and poverty
+poisoned all his enjoyments. For some time he resisted temptation; but
+after a terrible struggle—for he adored his family—he gave way, and ran
+in debt, and although the imprudence only augmented his misery, he had
+not resolution to retrace his steps, but advanced further and further on
+this broad road to ruin, so that he had come home for the vacation
+shortly before our visit to T——, threatened with all manner of
+annoyances if he did not carry back a sufficient sum to satisfy his most
+clamorous creditors. He had assured them he would do so, but where was
+he to get the money? Certainly not from his parents; he well knew they
+had it not; nor had he a friend in the world from whom he could hope
+assistance in such an emergency. In his despair he often thought of
+running away—going to Australia, America, New Zealand, anywhere; but he
+had not even the means to do this. He suffered indescribable tortures,
+and saw no hope of relief.
+
+It was just at this period that Herbert’s regiment happened to be
+quartered at T——. Charles had occasionally seen his name in his sister’s
+letters, and heard that there was a Herbert now in the barracks, but he
+was ignorant whether or not it was the same person; and when he
+accidentally fell into the society of some of the junior officers, and
+was invited by Herbert himself to dine at the mess, pride prevented his
+ascertaining the fact. He did not wish to betray that his sister was a
+governess. Herbert, however, knew full well that their visitor was the
+brother of Emily Lovell, but partly for reasons of his own, and partly
+because he penetrated the weakness of the other, he abstained from
+mentioning her name.
+
+Now, this town of T—— was, and probably is, about the dullest quarter in
+all England! The officers hated it, there was no flirting, no dancing,
+no hunting, no anything. Not a man of them knew what to do with himself.
+The old ones wandered about and played at whist, the young ones took to
+hazard and three-card-loo, playing at first for moderate stakes, but
+soon getting on to high ones. Two or three civilians of the
+neighbourhood joined the party, Charles Lovell amongst the rest. Had
+they begun with playing high, he would have been excluded for want of
+funds; but whilst they played low, he won, so that when they increased
+the stakes, trusting to a continuance of his good fortune, he was eager
+to go on with them. Neither did his luck altogether desert him; on the
+whole, he rather won than lost; but he foresaw that one bad night would
+break him, and he should be obliged to retire, forfeiting his amusement
+and mortifying his pride. It was just at this crisis, that, one night,
+an accident, which caused him to win a considerable sum, set him upon
+the notion of turning chance into certainty. Whilst shuffling the cards,
+he dropped the ace of spades into his lap, caught it up, replaced it in
+the pack, and dealt it to himself. No one else had seen the card, no
+observation was made, and a terrible thought came into his head!
+
+Whether loo or hazard was played, Charles Lovell had, night after night,
+a most extraordinary run of luck. He won large sums, and saw before him
+the early prospect of paying his debts and clearing all his
+difficulties.
+
+Amongst the young men who played at the table, some had plenty of money
+and cared little for their losses; but others were not so well off, and
+one of these was Edward Herbert. He, too, was the son of poor parents
+who had straitened themselves to put him in the army, and it was with
+infinite difficulty and privation that his widowed mother had amassed
+the needful sum to purchase for him a company, which was now becoming
+vacant. The retiring officer’s papers were already sent in, and
+Herbert’s money was lodged at Cox and Greenwood’s; but before the answer
+from the Horse-Guards arrived, he had lost every sixpence. Nearly the
+whole sum had become the property of Charles Lovell.
+
+Herbert was a fine young man, honourable, generous, impetuous, and
+endowed with an acute sense of shame. He determined instantly to pay the
+debts, but he knew that his own prospects were ruined for life; he wrote
+to the agents to send him the money and withdraw his name from the list
+of purchasers. But how was he to support his mother’s grief? How meet
+the eye of the girl he loved? She, who he knew adored him, and whose
+hand it was agreed between them he should ask of her parents as soon as
+he was gazetted a captain! The anguish of mind he suffered then threw
+him into a fever, and he lay for several days betwixt life and death,
+and happily unconscious of his misery.
+
+Meantime, another scene was being enacted elsewhere. The officers, who
+night after night found themselves losers, had not for some time
+entertained the least idea of foul play, but at length, one of them
+observing something suspicious, began to watch, and satisfied himself,
+by a peculiar method adopted by Lovell in ‘throwing his mains,’ that he
+was the culprit. His suspicions were whispered from one to another, till
+they nearly all entertained them, with the exception of Herbert, who,
+being looked upon as Lovell’s most especial friend, was not told. So
+unwilling were these young men to blast, for ever, the character of the
+visitor whom they had so much liked, and to strike a fatal blow at the
+happiness and respectability of his family, that they were hesitating
+how to proceed, whether to openly accuse him or privately reprove and
+expel him, when Herbert’s heavy loss decided the question.
+
+Herbert himself, overwhelmed with despair, had quitted the room, the
+rest were still seated around the table, when having given each other a
+signal, one of them, called Frank Houston, arose and said: ‘Gentlemen,
+it gives me great pain to have to call your attention to a very
+strange—a very distressing circumstance. For some time past there has
+been an extraordinary run of luck in one direction—we have all observed
+it—all remarked on it. Mr. Herbert has at this moment retired a heavy
+loser. There is, indeed, as far as I know, but one winner amongst us—but
+one, and he a winner to a very considerable amount; the rest all losers.
+God forbid, that I should rashly accuse any man! Lightly blast any man’s
+character! But I am bound to say, that I fear the money we have lost has
+not been fairly won. There has been foul play! I forbear to name the
+party—the facts sufficiently indicate him.’
+
+Who would not have pitied Lovell, when, livid with horror and conscious
+guilt, he vainly tried to say something? ‘Indeed—I assure you—I
+never’—but words would not come; he faltered and rushed out of the room
+in a transport of agony. They did pity him; and when he was gone, agreed
+amongst themselves to hush up the affair: but unfortunately, the
+civilians of the party, who had not been let into the secret, took up
+his defence. They not only believed the accusation unfounded, but felt
+it as an affront offered to their townsman; they blustered about it a
+good deal, and there was nothing left for it but to appoint a committee
+of investigation. Alas! the evidence was overwhelming! It turned out
+that the dice and cards had been supplied by Lovell. The former, still
+on the table, were found on examination to be loaded. In fact, he had
+had a pair as a curiosity long in his possession, and had obtained
+others from a disreputable character at Oxford. No doubt remained of his
+guilt.
+
+All this while Herbert had been too ill to be addressed on the subject;
+but symptoms of recovery were now beginning to appear; and as nobody was
+aware that he had any particular interest in the Lovell family, the
+affair was communicated to him. At first he refused to believe in his
+friend’s guilt, and became violently irritated. His informants assured
+him they would be too happy to find they were mistaken, but that since
+the inquiry no hope of such an issue remained, and he sank into a gloomy
+silence.
+
+On the following morning, when his servant came to his room door, he
+found it locked. When, at the desire of the surgeon, it was broken open,
+Herbert was found a corpse, and a discharged pistol lying beside him. An
+inquest sat upon the body, and the verdict brought in was _Temporary
+Insanity_. There never was one more just.
+
+Preparations were now made for the funeral—that funeral which we had
+witnessed; but before the day appointed for it arrived, another chapter
+of this sad story was unfolded.
+
+When Charles left the barracks on that fatal night, instead of going
+home, he passed the dark hours in wandering wildly about the country;
+but when morning dawned, fearing the eye of man, he returned to the
+vicarage, and slunk unobserved to his chamber. When he did not appear at
+breakfast, his mother sought him in his room, where she found him in
+bed. He said he was very ill—and so indeed he was—and begged to be left
+alone; but as he was no better on the following day, she insisted on
+sending for medical advice. The doctor found him with all those physical
+symptoms that are apt to supervene from great anxiety of mind; and
+saying he could get no sleep, Charles requested to have some laudanum;
+but the physician was on his guard, for although the parties concerned
+wished to keep the thing private, some rumours had got abroad that
+awakened his caution.
+
+The parents, meanwhile, had not the slightest anticipation of the
+thunderbolt that was about to fall upon them. They lived a very retired
+life, were acquainted with none of the officers—and they were even
+ignorant of the amount of their son’s intimacy with the regiment. Thus,
+when news of Herbert’s lamentable death reached them, the mother said to
+her son: ‘Charles, did you know a young man in the barracks called
+Herbert; a lieutenant, I believe? By the bye, I hope it’s not Emily’s
+Mr. Herbert.’
+
+‘Did I know him?’ said Charles, turning suddenly towards her, for, under
+pretence that the light annoyed him, he always lay with his face to the
+wall. ‘Why do you ask, mother?’
+
+‘Because he’s dead. He had a fever, and—’
+
+‘Herbert dead!’ cried Charles, suddenly sitting up in the bed.
+
+‘Yes, he had a fever, and it is supposed he was delirious, for he blew
+out his brains; there is a report that he had been playing high, and
+lost a great deal of money. What’s the matter, dear? Oh, Charles, I
+shouldn’t have told you! I was not aware that you knew him!’
+
+‘Fetch my father here, and, Mother, you come back with him!’ said
+Charles, speaking with a strange sternness of tone, and wildly motioning
+her out of the room.
+
+When the parents came, he bade them sit down beside him; and then, with
+a degree of remorse and anguish that no words could portray, he told
+them all; whilst they, with blanched cheeks and fainting hearts,
+listened to the dire confession.
+
+‘And here I am,’ he exclaimed, as he ended, ‘a cowardly scoundrel that
+has not dared to die! Oh, Herbert! happy, happy, Herbert! Would I were
+with you!’
+
+At that moment the door opened, and a beautiful, bright, smiling, joyous
+face peeped in. It was Emily Lovell, the beloved daughter, the adored
+sister, arrived from London in compliance with a letter received a few
+days previously from Herbert, wherein he had told her that by the time
+she received it, he would be a captain. She had come to introduce him to
+her parents as her affianced husband. She feared no refusal; well she
+knew how rejoiced they would be to see her the wife of so kind and
+honourable a man. But they were ignorant of all this, and in the fulness
+of their agony, the cup of woe ran over and she drank of the draught!
+They told her all before she had been five minutes in the room. How else
+could they account for their tears, their confusion, their bewilderment,
+their despair!
+
+Before Herbert’s funeral took place, Emily Lovell was lying betwixt life
+and death in a brain fever. Under the influence of a feeling easily to
+be comprehended, thirsting for a self-imposed torture, that by its very
+poignancy should relieve the dead weight of wretchedness that lay upon
+his breast, Charles crept from his bed, and slipping on a loose coat
+that hung in his room, he stole across the garden to the tower, whence,
+through the arrow-slit, he witnessed the burial of his sister’s lover,
+whom he had hastened to the grave.
+
+Here terminates our sad story. We left T—— on the following morning, and
+it was two or three years before any further intelligence of the Lovell
+family reached us. All we then heard was, that Charles had gone, a
+self-condemned exile, to Australia; and that Emily had insisted on
+accompanying him thither.
+
+
+
+
+ DREAM WITHIN DREAM; OR, EVIL MINIMISED.
+
+
+ What evil would be, could it be, the Blest
+ Are sometimes fain to know. They sink to rest,
+ Dream, for one moment’s space, of care and strife,
+ Wake, stare, and smile; and this is Human Life.
+
+
+
+
+ THE SCHOOLMASTER AT HOME AND ABROAD.
+
+
+The lamentable deficiency of the commonest rudiments of education, which
+still exists among the humbler classes of this nation, is never so
+darkly apparent as when we compare their condition with that of people
+of similar rank in other countries. When we do so, we find that England
+stands the lowest in the scale of what truly must be looked upon as
+_Civilisation_; for she provides fewer means for promoting it than any
+of her neighbours. With us, education is a commodity to be trafficked
+in: abroad, it is a duty. Here, schoolmasters are perfectly
+irresponsible except to their paymasters: in other countries, teachers
+are appointed by the state, and a rigid supervision is maintained over
+the trainers of youth, both as regards competency and moral conduct. In
+England, whoever is too poor to buy the article education, can get none
+of it for himself or his offspring: in other parts of Europe, either the
+government (as in Germany), or public opinion (as in America), enforces
+it upon the youthful population.
+
+What are the consequences? One is revealed by a comparison between the
+proportion of scholars in elementary schools to the entire population of
+other countries, and that in our own. Taking the whole of northern
+Europe—including Scotland—and France and Belgium (where education is at
+a low ebb), we find that to every 2¼ of the population, there is one
+child acquiring the rudiments of knowledge; while in England there is
+only one such pupil to every _fourteen_ inhabitants.
+
+It has been calculated that there are, at the present day in England and
+Wales, nearly 8,000,000 persons who can neither read nor write—that is
+to say, nearly one quarter of the population. Also, that of all the
+children between five and fourteen, more than one half attend no place
+of instruction. These statements—compiled by Mr. Kay, from official and
+other authentic sources, for his work on the Social Condition and
+Education of the Poor in England and Europe, would be hard to believe,
+if we had not to encounter in our every-day life degrees of illiteracy
+which would be startling, if we were not thoroughly used to it. Wherever
+we turn, ignorance, not always allied to poverty, stares us in the face.
+If we look in the Gazette, at the list of partnerships dissolved, not a
+month passes but some unhappy man, rolling perhaps in wealth, but
+wallowing in ignorance, is put to the _experimentum crucis_ of ‘his
+mark.’ The number of petty jurors—in rural districts especially—who can
+only sign with a cross is enormous. It is not unusual to see parish
+documents of great local importance defaced with the same humiliating
+symbol by persons whose office shows them to be not only ‘men of mark,’
+but men of substance. We have printed already specimens of the partial
+ignorance which passes under the ken of the Post Office authorities, and
+we may venture to assert, that such specimens of penmanship and
+orthography are not to be matched in any other country in Europe. A
+housewife in humble life need only turn to the file of her tradesmen’s
+bills to discover hieroglyphics which render them so many arithmetical
+puzzles. In short, the practical evidences of the low ebb to which the
+plainest rudiments of education in this country has fallen, are too
+common to bear repetition. We cannot pass through the streets, we cannot
+enter a place of public assembly, or ramble in the fields, without the
+gloomy shadow of Ignorance sweeping over us. The rural population is
+indeed in a worse plight than the other classes. We quote—with the
+attestation of our own experience—the following passage from one of a
+series of articles which have recently appeared in a morning
+newspaper:—‘Taking the adult class of agricultural labourers, it is
+almost impossible to exaggerate the ignorance in which they live and
+move and have their being. As they work in the fields, the external
+world has some hold upon them through the medium of their senses; but to
+all the higher exercises of intellect, they are perfect strangers. You
+cannot address one of them without being at once painfully struck with
+the intellectual darkness which enshrouds him. There is in general
+neither speculation in his eyes, nor intelligence in his countenance.
+The whole expression is more that of an animal than of a man. He is
+wanting, too, in the erect and independent bearing of a man. When you
+accost him, if he is not insolent—which he seldom is—he is timid and
+shrinking, his whole manner showing that he feels himself at a distance
+from you, greater than should separate any two classes of men. He is
+often doubtful when you address, and suspicious when you question him;
+he is seemingly oppressed with the interview, while it lasts, and
+obviously relieved when it is over. These are the traits which I can
+affirm them to possess as a class, after having come in contact with
+many hundreds of farm labourers. They belong to a generation for whose
+intellectual culture little or nothing was done. As a class, they have
+no amusements beyond the indulgence of sense. In nine cases out of ten,
+recreation is associated in their minds with nothing higher than
+sensuality. I have frequently asked clergymen and others, if they often
+find the adult peasant reading for his own or others’ amusement? The
+invariable answer is, that such a sight is seldom or never witnessed. In
+the first place, _the great bulk of them cannot read_. In the next, a
+large proportion of those who can, do so with too much difficulty to
+admit of the exercise being an amusement to them. Again, few of those
+who can read with comparative ease, have the taste for doing so. It is
+but justice to them to say, that many of those who cannot read, have
+bitterly regretted, in my hearing, their inability to do so. I shall
+never forget the tone in which an old woman in Cornwall intimated to me
+what a comfort it would now be to her, could she only read her Bible in
+her lonely hours.’
+
+We now turn to the high lights of the picture as presented abroad, and
+which, from their very brightness, throw our own intellectual gloom into
+deeper shade. Mr. Kay observes in the work we have already cited—
+
+‘It is a great fact, however much we may be inclined to doubt it, that
+throughout Prussia, Saxony, Bavaria, Bohemia, Wirtemberg, Baden, Hesse
+Darmstadt, Hesse Cassel, Gotha, Nassau, Hanover, Denmark, Switzerland,
+Norway, and the Austrian Empire, all the children are actually at this
+present time attending school, and are receiving a careful, religious,
+moral, and intellectual education, from highly educated and efficient
+teachers. Over the vast tract of country which I have mentioned, as well
+as in Holland, and the greater part of France, _all_ the children above
+six years of age are daily acquiring useful knowledge and good habits
+under the _influence_ of moral, religious, and learned teachers. ALL the
+youth of the greater part of these countries, below the age of
+twenty-one years, can read, write, and cypher, and know the Bible
+History, and the history of their own country. No children are left idle
+and dirty in the streets of the towns—there is no class of children to
+be compared in any respect to the children who frequent our “ragged
+schools”——all the children, even of the poorest parents, are, in a great
+part of these countries, in dress, appearance, cleanliness, and manners,
+as polished and civilised as the children of our middle classes; the
+children of the poor in Germany are so civilised that the rich often
+send their children to the schools intended for the poor; and, lastly,
+in a great part of Germany and Switzerland, the children of the poor are
+receiving a _better_ education than that given in England to the
+children of the greater part of our middle classes.’
+
+‘I remember one day,’ says Mr. Kay in another page, ‘when walking near
+Berlin in the company of Herr Hintz, a professor in Dr. Diesterweg’s
+Normal College, and of another teacher, we saw a poor woman cutting up,
+in the road, logs of wood for winter use. My companions pointed her out
+to me and said, “Perhaps you will scarcely believe it, but in the
+neighbourhood of Berlin, poor women, like that one, read translations of
+Sir Walter Scott’s Novels, and many of the interesting works of your
+language, besides those of the principal writers of Germany.” This
+account was afterwards confirmed by the testimony of several other
+persons. Often and often have I seen the poor cab-drivers of Berlin,
+while waiting for a fare, amusing themselves by reading German books,
+which they had brought with them in the morning, expressly for the
+purpose of supplying amusement and occupation for their leisure hours.
+In many parts of these countries, the peasants and the workmen of the
+towns attend regular weekly lectures or weekly classes, where they
+practise singing or chanting, or learn mechanical drawing, history, or
+science. The intelligence of the poorer classes of these countries is
+shown by their manners. The whole appearance of a German peasant who has
+been brought up under this system, _i. e._ of any of the poor who have
+not attained the age of thirty-five years, is very different to that of
+our own peasantry. The German, Swiss, or Dutch peasant, who has grown up
+to manhood under the new system, and since the old feudal system was
+overthrown, is not nearly so often, as with us, distinguished by an
+uncouth dialect. On the contrary, they speak as their teachers speak,
+clearly, without hesitation, and grammatically. They answer questions
+politely, readily, and with the ease which shows they have been
+accustomed to mingle with men of greater wealth and of better education
+than themselves. They do not appear embarrassed, still less do they
+appear gawkish or stupid, when addressed. If, in asking a peasant a
+question, a stranger, according to the polite custom of the country,
+raises his hat, the first words of reply are the quietly uttered ones,
+“I pray you, Sir, be covered.” A Prussian peasant is always polite and
+respectful to a stranger, but quite as much at his ease as when speaking
+to one of his own fellows.’
+
+Surely the contrast presented between the efforts of the schoolmaster
+abroad and his inactivity at home—refuting, as it does, our hourly
+boastings of ‘intellectual progress,’—should arouse us, energetically
+and practically, to the work of Educational extension.
+
+
+
+
+ THE LADY ALICE.
+
+
+ I.
+ What doth the Lady Alice so late on the turret-stair,
+ Without a lamp to light her but the diamond in her hair;
+ When every arching passage overflows with shallow gloom,
+ And dreams float through the castle, into every silent room?
+
+ She trembles at her footsteps, although their fall is light;
+ For through the turret-loopholes she sees the murky night,—
+ Black, broken vapours streaming across the stormy skies,—
+ Along the empty corridors the moaning tempest cries.
+
+ She steals along a gallery, she pauses by a door;
+ And fast her tears are dropping down upon the oaken floor;
+ And thrice she seems returning,—but thrice she turns again;—
+ Now heavy lie the cloud of sleep on that old father’s brain!
+
+
+ Oh, well it were that _never_ thou should’st waken from thy sleep!
+ For wherefore should they waken who waken but to weep?
+ No more, no more beside thy bed may Peace her vigil keep;
+ Thy sorrow, like a lion, waits[1] upon its prey to leap.
+
+ II.
+ An afternoon in April. No sun appears on high;
+ A moist and yellow lustre fills the deepness of the sky;
+ And through the castle gateway, with slow and solemn tread,
+ Along the leafless avenue they bear the honoured dead.
+
+ They stop. The long line closes up, like some gigantic worm;
+ A shape is standing in the path; a wan and ghostlike form;
+ Which gazes fixedly, nor moves; nor utters any sound;
+ Then, like a statue built of snow, falls lifeless to the ground.
+
+ And though her clothes are ragged, and though her feet are bare;
+ And though all wild and tangled, falls her heavy silk-brown hair;
+ Though from her eyes the brightness, from her cheeks the bloom, has
+ fled;
+ They know their Lady Alice, the Darling of the Dead.
+
+ With silence, in her own old room the fainting form they lay;
+ Where all things stand unaltered since the night she fled away;
+ But who shall bring to life again her father from the clay?
+ But who shall give her back again her heart of that old day?
+
+Footnote 1:
+
+ The lion was said to ‘prey on nothing that doth seem as dead.’
+
+
+
+
+ ILLUSTRATIONS OF CHEAPNESS.
+ A GLOBE.
+
+One of the most remarkable of self-educated men, James Ferguson, when a
+poor agricultural labourer, constructed a globe. A friend had made him a
+present of ‘Gordon’s Geographical Grammar,’ which, he says, ‘at that
+time was to me a great treasure. There is no figure of a globe in it,
+although it contains a tolerable description of the globes, and their
+use. From this description I made a globe in three weeks, at my
+father’s, having turned the ball thereof out of a piece of wood; which
+ball I covered with paper, and delineated a map of the world upon it,
+made the meridian ring and horizon of wood, covered them with paper, and
+graduated them; and was happy to find that by my globe (which was the
+first I ever saw) I could solve the problems.’
+
+‘But,’ he adds, ‘this was not likely to afford me bread.’
+
+In a few years this ingenious man discovered the conditions upon which
+he could earn his bread, by a skill which did not suffer under the
+competition of united labour. He had made also a wooden clock. He
+carried about his globe and his clock, and ‘began to pick up some money
+about the country’ by cleaning clocks. He became a skilled
+clock-cleaner. For six-and-twenty years afterwards he earned his bread
+as an artist. He then became a scientific lecturer, and in connection
+with his pursuits, was also a globe maker. His name may be seen upon old
+globes, associated with that of Senex. The demand for globes must have
+been then very small, but Ferguson had learned that cheapness is
+produced by labour-saving contrivances. A pretty instrument for
+graduating lines upon the meridian ring, once belonging to Ferguson, is
+in use at this hour in the manufactory of Messrs. Malby and Son. The
+poor lad ‘who made a globe in three weeks’ finally won the honours and
+riches that were due to his genius and industry. But he would never have
+earned a living in the continuance of his first attempt to turn a ball
+out of a piece of wood, cover it with paper, and draw a map of the world
+upon it. The nicest application of his individual skill, and the most
+careful employment of his scientific knowledge, would have been wasted
+upon those portions of the work in which the continued application of
+common routine labour is the most efficient instrument of production.
+
+Let us contrast the successive steps of Ferguson’s first experiment in
+globe-making with the processes of a globe manufactory.
+
+A globe is not made of ‘a ball turned out of a piece of wood.’ If a
+solid ball of large dimensions were so turned, it would be too heavy for
+ordinary use. Erasmus said of one of the books of Thomas Aquinas, ‘No
+man can carry it about, much less get it into his head;’ and so would it
+be said of a solid globe. If it were made of hollow wood, it would warp
+and split at the junction of its parts. A globe is made of paper and
+plaster. It is a beautiful combination of solidity and lightness. It is
+perfectly balanced upon its axis. It retains its form under every
+variety of temperature. Time affects it less than most other works of
+art. It is as durable as a Scagliola column.
+
+A globe may not, at first sight, appear a cheap production. It is not,
+of necessity, a low-priced production, and yet it is essentially cheap;
+for nearly all the principles of manufacture that are conditions of
+cheapness are exhibited in the various stages of its construction. There
+are only four globe-makers in England and one in Scotland. The annual
+sale of globes is only about a thousand pair. The price of a pair of
+globes varies from six shillings to fifty pounds. But from the smallest
+2-inch, to the largest 36-inch globe, a systematic process is carried on
+at every step of its formation. We select this Illustration of Cheapness
+as a contrast, in relation to price and extent of demand, to the Lucifer
+Match. But it is, at the same time, a parallel in principle. If a globe
+were not made upon a principle involving the scientific combination of
+skilled labour, it would be a mere article of luxury from its excessive
+costliness. It is now a most useful instrument in education. For
+educational purposes the most inexpensive globe is as valuable as that
+of the highest price. All that properly belongs to the excellence of the
+instrument is found in combination with the commonest stained wood
+frame, as perfectly as with the most highly-finished frame of rose-wood
+or mahogany.
+
+The mould, if we may so express it, of a globe is turned out of a piece
+of wood. This sphere need not be mathematically accurate. It is for
+rough work, and flaws and cracks are of little consequence. This wooden
+ball has an axis, a piece of iron wire at each pole. And here we may
+remark, that, at every stage of the process, the revolution of a sphere
+upon its axis, under the hands of the workman, is the one great
+principle which renders every operation one of comparative ease and
+simplicity. The labour would be enormously multiplied if the same class
+of operations had to be performed upon a cube. The solid mould, then, of
+the embryo globe is placed on its axis in a wooden frame. In a very
+short time a boy will form a pasteboard globe upon its surface. He first
+covers it entirely with strips of strong paper, thoroughly wet, which
+are in a tub of water at his side. The slight inequalities produced by
+the over-lapping of the strips are immaterial. The saturated paper is
+not suffered to dry; but is immediately covered over with a layer of
+pasted paper, also cut in long narrow slips. A third layer of similarly
+pasted paper—brown paper and white being used alternately—is applied;
+and then, a fourth, a fifth and a sixth. Here the pasting process ends
+for globes of moderate size. For the large ones it is carried farther.
+This wet pasteboard ball has now to be dried,—placed upon its axis in a
+rack. If we were determined to follow the progress of this individual
+ball through all its stages, we should have to wait a fortnight before
+it advanced another step. But as the large factory of Messrs. Malby and
+Son has many scores of globes all rolling onward to perfection, we shall
+be quite satisfied to witness the next operation performed upon a
+pasteboard sphere that began to exist some weeks earlier, and is now
+hard to the core.
+
+The wooden ball, with its solid paper covering, is placed on its axis. A
+sharp cutting instrument, fixed on a bench, is brought into contact with
+the surface of the sphere, which is made to revolve. In less time than
+we write, the pasteboard ball is cut in half. There is no adhesion to
+the wooden mould, for the first coating of paper was simply _wetted_.
+Two bowls of thick card now lie before us, with a small hole in each,
+made by the axis of the wooden ball. But a junction is very soon
+effected. Within every globe there is a piece of wood—we may liken it to
+a round ruler—of the exact length of the inner surface of the sphere
+from pole to pole. A thick wire runs through this wood, and originally
+projected some two or three inches at each end. This stick is placed
+upright in a vice. The semi-globe is nailed to one end of the stick,
+upon which it rests, when the wire is passed through its centre. It is
+now reversed, and the edges of the card rapidly covered with glue. The
+edges of the other semi-globe are instantly brought into contact, the
+other end of the wire passing through its centre in the same way, and a
+similar nailing to the stick taking place. We have now a paper globe,
+with its own axis, which will be its companion for the whole term of its
+existence.
+
+The paper globe is next placed on its axis in a frame, of which one side
+is a semi-circular piece of metal;—the horizon of a globe cut in half
+would show its form. A tub of white composition,—a compound of whiting,
+glue, and oil is on the bench. The workman dips his hand into this
+‘gruel thick and slab,’ and rapidly applies it to the paper sphere with
+tolerable evenness: but as it revolves, the semi-circle of metal clears
+off the superfluous portions. The ball of paper is now a ball of plaster
+externally. Time again enters largely into the manufacture. The first
+coating must thoroughly dry before the next is applied; and so again
+till the process has been repeated four or five times. Thus, when we
+visit a globe workshop, we are at first surprised at the number of white
+balls, from three inches diameter to three feet, which occupy a large
+space. They are all steadily advancing towards completion. They cannot
+be hurriedly dried. The duration of their quiescent state must depend
+upon the degrees of the thermometer in the ordinary atmosphere. They
+cost little. They consume nothing beyond a small amount of rent. As they
+advance to the dignity of perfect spheres, increased pains are taken in
+the application of the plaster. At last they are polished. Their surface
+is as hard and as fine as ivory. But, beautiful as they are, they may,
+like many other beautiful things, want a due equipoise. They must be
+perfectly balanced. They must move upon their poles with the utmost
+exactness. A few shot, let in here and there, correct all
+irregularities. And now the paper and plaster sphere is to be endued
+with intelligence.
+
+What may be called the artistical portion of globe-making here
+commences. In the manufactory we are describing there are two skilled
+workers, who may take rank as artists, but whose skill is limited, and
+at the same time perfected, by the uniformity of their operations. One
+of these artists, a young woman, who has been familiar with the business
+from her earliest years, takes the polished globe in her lap, for the
+purpose of marking it with lines of direction for covering it with
+engraved strips, which will ultimately form a perfect map. The
+inspection of a finished globe will show that the larger divisions of
+longitude are expressed by lines drawn from pole to pole, and those of
+latitude by a series of concentric rings. The polished plaster has to be
+covered with similar lines. These lines are struck with great rapidity,
+and with mathematical truth, by an instrument called a ‘beam compass,’
+in the use of which this workwoman is most expert. The sphere is now
+ready for receiving the map, which is engraved in fourteen distinct
+pieces. The arctic and antarctic poles form two circular pieces, from
+which the lines of longitude radiate. These having been fitted and
+pasted, one of the remaining twelve pieces, containing 30 degrees, is
+also pasted on the sphere, in the precise space where the lines of
+longitude have been previously marked, its lines of latitude
+corresponding in a similar manner. The paper upon which these portions
+of the earth’s surface are engraved is thin and extremely tough. It is
+rubbed down with the greatest care, through all the stages of this
+pasting process. We have at length a globe covered with a plain map, so
+perfectly joined that every line and every letter fit together as if
+they had been engraved in one piece,—which, of course, would be
+absolutely impossible for the purpose of covering a ball.
+
+The artist who thus covers the globe, called a paster, is also a
+colourer. This is, of necessity, a work which cannot be carried on with
+any division of labour. It is not so with the colouring of an atlas. A
+map passes under many hands in the colouring. A series of children, each
+using one colour, produce in combination a map coloured in all its
+parts, with the rapidity and precision of a machine. But a globe must be
+coloured by one hand. It is curious to observe the colourer working
+without a pattern. By long experience the artist knows how the various
+boundaries are to be defined, with pink continents, and blue islands,
+and the green oceans, connecting the most distant regions. To a
+contemplative mind, how many thoughts must go along with the mark, as he
+covers Europe with indications of popular cities, and has little to do
+with Africa and Australia but to mark the coast lines;—as year after
+year he has to make some variation in the features of the great American
+continent, which indicates the march of the human family over once
+trackless deserts, whilst the memorable places of the ancient world
+undergo few changes but those of name. And then, as he is finishing a
+globe for the cabin of some ‘great ammirall,’ may he not think that, in
+some frozen nook of the Arctic Sea, the friendly Esquimaux may come to
+gaze upon his work, and seeing how pretty a spot England is upon the
+ball, wonder what illimitable riches nature spontaneously produces in
+that favoured region, some of which is periodically scattered by her
+ships through those dreary climes in the search for some unknown road
+amidst everlasting icebergs, while he would gladly find a short track to
+the sunny south. And then, perhaps, higher thoughts may come into his
+mind; and as this toy of a world grows under his fingers, and as he
+twists it around upon its material axis, he may think of the great
+artificer of the universe, having the feeling, if not knowing, the words
+of the poet:—
+
+ ‘In ambient air this ponderous ball HE hung.’
+
+Contemplative, or not, the colourer steadily pursues his uniform labour,
+and the sphere is at length fully coloured.
+
+The globe has now to be varnished with a preparation technically known
+as ‘white hard,’ to which some softening matter is added to prevent the
+varnish cracking. This is a secret which globe-makers preserve. Four
+coats of varnish complete the work.
+
+And next the ball has to be mounted. We have already mentioned an
+instrument by which the brass meridian ring is accurately graduated;
+that is, marked with lines representing 360 degrees, with corresponding
+numerals. Of whatever size the ring is, an index-hand, connected with
+the graduating instrument, shows the exact spot where the degree is to
+be marked with a graver. The operation is comparatively rapid; but for
+the largest globes it involves considerable expense. After great
+trouble, the ingenious men whose manufactory we are describing have
+succeeded in producing cast-iron rings, with the degrees and figures
+perfectly distinct; and these applied to 36-inch globes, instead of the
+engraved meridians, make a difference of ten guineas in their price. For
+furniture they are not so beautiful; for use they are quite as valuable.
+There is only one other process which requires great nicety. The axis of
+the globe revolves on the meridian ring, and of course it is absolutely
+necessary that the poles should be exactly parallel. This is effected by
+a little machine which drills each extremity at one and the same
+instant; and the operation is termed poling the meridian.
+
+The mounting of the globe,—the completion of a pair of globes,—is now
+handed over to the cabinet-maker. The cost of the material and the
+elaboration of the workmanship determine the price.
+
+Before we conclude, we would say a few words as to the limited nature of
+the demand for globes.
+
+Our imperfect description of this manufacture will have shown that
+experience, and constant application of ingenuity, have succeeded in
+reducing to the lowest amount the labour employed in the production of
+globes. The whole population of English globe-makers does not exceed
+thirty or forty men, women, and boys. Globes are thus produced at the
+lowest rate of cheapness, as regards the number of labourers, and with
+very moderate profits to the manufacturer, on account of the smallness
+of his returns. The _durability_ of globes is one great cause of the
+limitation of the demand. Changes of fashion, or caprices of taste, as
+to the mounting—new geographical discoveries, and modern information as
+to the position and nomenclature of the stars—may displace a few old
+globes annually, which then find their way from brokers’ shops into a
+class somewhat below that of their original purchasers. But the pair of
+globes generally maintain for years their original position in the
+school-room or the library. They are rarely injured, and suffer very
+slight decay. The new purchasers represent that portion of society which
+is seeking after knowledge, or desires to manifest some pretension to
+intellectual tastes. The number of globes annually sold represents to a
+certain extent the advance of Education. But if the labour-saving
+expedients did not exist in the manufacture the cost would be much
+higher, and the purchasers greatly reduced in number. The contrivances
+by which comparative cheapness is produced arise out of the necessity of
+contending against the durability of the article by encouraging a new
+demand. If these did not exist, the supply would outrun the demand;—the
+price of the article would less and less repay the labour expended in
+its production; the manufacture of globes would cease till the old
+globes were worn out, and the few rich and scientific purchasers had
+again raised up a market.
+
+
+
+
+ THE GHOST OF THE LATE MR. JAMES BARBER.
+ A YARN ASHORE.
+
+
+‘“Luck!” nonsense. There is no such thing. Life is not a game of chance
+any more than chess is. If you lose, you have no one but yourself to
+blame.’
+
+This was said by a young lieutenant in the Royal Navy, to a middle-aged
+midshipman, his elder brother.
+
+‘Do you mean to say that luck had nothing to do with Fine Gentleman
+Bobbin passing for lieutenant, and my being turned back?’ was the
+rejoinder.
+
+‘Bobbin, though a dandy, is a good seaman, and—and——.’ The speaker
+looked another way, and hesitated.
+
+‘I am _not_, you would add—if you had courage. But I say I am, and a
+better seaman than Bobbin.’
+
+‘Practically, perhaps, for you are ten years older in the service. But
+it was in the theoretical part of seamanship—which is equally
+important—that you broke down before the examiners,’ continued the
+younger officer, in tones of earnest but sorrowful reproach. ‘You never
+_would_ study.’
+
+‘I’ll tell you what it is, master Ferdinand,’ said the elderly middy,
+not without a show of displeasure. ‘I don’t think this is the correct
+sort of conversation to be going on between two brothers after a five
+years’ separation.’
+
+The young lieutenant laid his hand soothingly on his brother’s arm, and
+entreated him to take what he said in good part.
+
+‘Well, well!’ rejoined the middy, with a laugh half-forced. ‘Take care
+what you are about, or, by Jove, I’ll inform against you.’
+
+‘What for?’
+
+‘Why, for preaching without a license.—Besides, you were once as bad as
+you pretend I am.’
+
+‘I own it with sorrow; but I was warned in time by the wretched end of
+poor James Barber——’
+
+‘Of whom?’ asked the elder brother, starting back as he pushed his glass
+along the table. ‘You don’t mean Jovial Jemmy, as we used to call him;
+once my messmate in the brig “Rollock.”’
+
+‘Yes, I do.’
+
+‘What! dead?’
+
+‘Yes.’
+
+‘Why, it was one of our great delights, when in harbour and on shore, to
+“go the rounds,”—as he called it—with Jovial Jemmy. He understood life
+from stem to stern—from truck to keel. He knew everybody, from the First
+Lord downwards. I have seen him recognised by _the_ Duke one minute, and
+the next pick up with a strolling player, and familiarly treat him at a
+tavern. He once took me to a quadrille party at the Duchess of
+Durrington’s, where he seemed to know and be known to everybody present,
+and then adjourned to the Cider Cellars, where he was equally intimate
+with all sorts of queer characters. Though a favourite among the
+aristocracy, he was equally welcome in less exclusive societies. He was
+“Brother,” “Past Master,” “Warden,” “Noble Grand,” or “President” of all
+sorts of Lodges and Fraternities. Uncommonly knowing was Jemmy in all
+sorts of club and fashionable gossip. He knew who gave the best dinners,
+and was always invited to the best balls. He was a capital judge of
+champagne, and when he betted upon a horse-race everybody backed him. He
+could hum all the fashionable songs, and was the fourth man who could
+dance the polka when it was first imported. Then he was as profound in
+bottled stout, Welsh rabbits, Burton ale, devilled kidneys, and bowls of
+Bishop, as he was in Roman punch, French cookery, and Italian singers.
+Afloat, he was the soul of fun:—he got up all our private theatricals,
+told all the best stories, and sung comic songs that made even the
+Purser laugh.’
+
+‘An extent and variety of knowledge and accomplishments,’ said
+Lieutenant Fid, ‘which had the precise effect of blasting his prospects
+in life. He was, as you remember, at last dismissed the service for
+intemperance and incompetence.’
+
+‘When did you see him last?’
+
+‘What, _alive_?’ inquired Ferdinand Fid, changing countenance.
+
+‘Of course! Surely you do not mean to insinuate that you have seen his
+ghost!’
+
+The lieutenant was silent; and the midshipman took a deep draught of his
+favourite mixture—equal portions of rum and water—and hinted to his
+younger brother, the lieutenant, the expediency of immediately confiding
+the story to the Marines; for he declined to credit it. He then ventured
+another recommendation, which was, that Ferdinand should throw the
+impotent temperance tipple he was then imbibing ‘over the side of the
+Ship’—which meant the tavern of that name in Greenwich, at the open
+bow-window of which they were then sitting—and clear his intellects by
+something stronger.
+
+‘I can afford to be laughed at,’ said the younger Fid, ‘because I have
+gained immeasurably by the delusion, if it be one; but if ever there was
+a ghost, I have seen the ghost of James Barber. I, like yourself and he,
+was nearly ruined by love of amusement and intemperance, when he—or
+whatever else it might have been—came to my aid.’
+
+‘Let us hear. I see I am “in” for a ghost story.’
+
+‘Well; it was eighteen forty-one when I came home in the “Arrow” with
+despatches from the coast of Africa: you were lying in the Tagus in the
+“Bobstay.” Ours, you know, was rather a thirsty station; a man inclined
+for it comes home from the Slaving Coasts with a determination to make
+up his lee way. I did mine with a vengeance. As usual, I looked up
+“Jovial Jemmy.”’
+
+‘’Twas easy to find him if you knew where to go.’
+
+‘I _did_ know, and went. He had by that time got tired of his more
+aristocratic friends. Respectability was too “slow” for him, so I found
+him presiding over the “Philanthropic Raspers,” at the “Union Jack.” He
+received me with open arms, and took me, as you say, the “rounds.” I
+can’t recal that week’s dissipation without a shudder. We rushed about
+from ball to tavern, from theatre to supper-room, from club to
+gin-palace, as if our lives depended on losing not a moment. We had not
+time to walk, so we galloped about in cabs. On the fourth night, when I
+was beginning to feel knocked up, and tired of the same songs, the same
+quadrilles, the bad whiskey, the suffocating tobacco smoke, and the
+morning’s certain and desperate penalties, I remarked to Jemmy, that it
+was a miracle how he had managed to weather it for so many years. “What
+a hardship you would deem it,” I added, “if you were _obliged_ to go the
+same weary round from one year’s end to another.”’
+
+‘What did he say to that?’ asked Philip.
+
+‘Why, I never saw him so taken aback. He looked quite fiercely at me,
+and replied, “I _am_ obliged!”’
+
+‘How did he make that out?’
+
+‘Why, he had tippled and dissipated his constitution into such a state
+that use had become second nature. Excitement was his natural condition,
+and he dared not become quite sober for fear of a total collapse—or
+dropping down like a shot in the water.’
+
+The midshipman had his glass in his hand, but forebore to taste
+it.—‘Well, what then?’
+
+‘The “rounds” lasted two nights longer. I was fairly beaten. Cast-iron
+could not have stood it. I was prostrated in bed with fever—and worse.’
+Ferdinand was agitated, and took a large draught of his lemonade.
+
+‘Well, well, you need not enlarge upon that,’ replied Phil Fid, raising
+his glass towards his lips, but again thinking better of it; ‘I heard
+how bad you were from Seton, who shaved your head.’
+
+‘I had scarcely recovered when the “Arrow” was ordered back, and I made
+a vow.’
+
+‘Took the pledge, perhaps!’ interjected the mid, with a slight curl of
+his lip.
+
+‘No! I determined to work more and play less. We had a capital naval
+instructor aboard, and our commander was as good an officer as ever trod
+the deck. I studied—a little too hard perhaps, for I was laid up again.
+The “Arrow” was, as usual, as good as her name, and we shot across to
+Jamaica in five weeks. One evening as we were lying in Kingston harbour,
+Seton, who had come over to join the Commodore as full surgeon, told me
+what he had never ventured to divulge before.’
+
+‘What was that?’
+
+‘Why, that, on the very day I left London, James Barber died of a
+frightful attack of _delirium tremens_!’
+
+‘Poor Jemmy!’ said the elder Fid sorrowfully, taking a long pull of
+consolation from his rummer. ‘Little did I think, while singing some of
+your best songs off Belem Castle, that I had seen you for the last
+time!’
+
+‘_I_ hadn’t seen him for the last time,’ returned the lieutenant, with
+awful significance.
+
+Philip assumed a careless air, and said, ‘Go on.’
+
+‘We were ordered home in eighteen forty-five, and paid off in January. I
+went to Portsmouth; was examined, and passed as lieutenant.’
+
+This allusion to his brother’s better condition made poor Philip look
+rather blank.
+
+‘On being confirmed at the Admiralty,’ continued Ferdinand, ‘I had to
+give a dinner to the “Arrows;” which I did at the Salopian, Charing
+Cross. In the excess of my joy at promotion, my determination of
+temperance and avoidance of what is called “society” was swamped. I kept
+it up once more; I went the “rounds,” and accepted all the dinner,
+supper, and ball invitations I could get, invariably ending each morning
+in one of the old haunts of dissipation. Old associations with James
+Barber returned, and like causes produced similar effects. One morning
+while maundering home, I began to feel the same wild confusion as had
+previously commenced my dreadful malady.’
+
+‘Ah! a little touched in the top-hamper.’
+
+‘It was just daylight. Thinking to cool myself, I jumped into a wherry
+to get pulled down here to Greenwich.’
+
+‘Of course you were not quite sober.’
+
+‘Don’t ask! I do not like even to allude to my sensations, for fear of
+recalling them. My brain seemed in a flame. The boat appeared to be
+going at the rate of twenty miles an hour. Fast as we were cleaving the
+current, I heard my name distinctly called out. I reconnoitred, but
+could see nobody. I looked over on one side of the gunwale, and, while
+doing so, felt something touch me from the other; I felt a chill; I
+turned round and saw——’
+
+‘Whom?’ asked the midshipman, holding his breath.
+
+‘What seemed to be James Barber.’
+
+‘Was he wet?’
+
+‘As dry as you are.’
+
+‘I summoned courage to speak. “Hallo! some mistake!” I exclaimed.
+
+‘“Not at all,” was the reply. “I’m James Barber. Don’t be frightened,
+I’m harmless.”
+
+‘“But——”
+
+‘“I know what you are going to say,” interrupted the intruder. “Seton
+did not deceive you—I am only an occasional visitor _up here_.”
+
+‘This brought me up with a round turn, and I had sense enough to wish my
+friend would vanish as he came. “Where shall we land you?” I asked.
+
+‘“Oh, any where—it don’t matter. I have got to be out every night and
+all night; and the nights are plaguy long just now.”
+
+‘I could not muster a word.
+
+‘“Ferd Fid,” continued the voice, which now seemed about fifty fathoms
+deep; and fast as we were dropping down the stream, the boat gave a heel
+to starboard, as if she had been broadsided by a tremendous wave—“Ferd
+Fid, you recollect how I used to kill time; how I sang, drank, danced,
+and supped all night long, and then slept and soda-watered it all day?
+You remember what a happy fellow I seemed. Fools like yourself thought I
+was so; but I say again, I wasn’t,” growled the voice, letting itself
+down a few fathoms deeper. “Often and often I would have given the world
+to have been a market-gardener or a dealer in chick-weed while roaring
+‘He is a jolly good fellow,’ and ‘We won’t go home till morning!’ as I
+emerged with a group from some tavern into Covent Garden market. But I’m
+punished fearfully for my sins now. What do you think I have got to do
+every night of my—never mind—what do you think is now marked out as my
+dreadful punishment?”
+
+‘“Well, to walk the earth, I suppose,” said I.
+
+‘“No.”
+
+‘“To paddle about in the Thames from sunset to sun-rise?”
+
+‘“Worse. Ha! ha!” (his laugh sounded like the booming of a gong). “I
+only wish my doom _was_ merely to be a mud-lark. No, no, I’m condemned
+to rush about from one evening party and public house to another. At the
+former I am bound for a certain term on each night to dance all the
+quadrilles, and a few of the polkas and waltzes with clumsy partners;
+and then I have to eat stale pastry and tough poultry before I am let
+off from _that_ place. After, I am bound to go to some cellar or singing
+place to listen to ‘Hail, smiling morn,’ ‘Mynheer Van Dunk,’ ‘The monks
+of old,’ ‘Happy land,’ imitations of the London actors, and to hear a
+whole canto of dreary extempore verses. I must also smoke a dozen of
+cigars, knowing—as in my present condition I must know,—what they are
+made of. The whole to end on each night with unlimited brandy (British)
+and water, and eternal intoxication. Oh, F. F., be warned! be warned!
+Take my advice; keep up your resolution, and don’t do it again. When
+afloat, drink nothing stronger than purser’s tea. When on shore be
+temperate in your pleasures; don’t turn night into day; don’t exchange
+wholesome amusements for rabid debauchery, robust health for disease
+and—well, I won’t mention it. When afloat, study your profession and
+don’t get cashiered and cold-shouldered as I was. Promise me—nay, you
+must swear!”
+
+‘At this word I thought I heard a gurgling sound in the water.
+
+‘“If I can get six solemn pledges before the season’s over, I’m only to
+go these horrid rounds during the meeting of Parliament.”
+
+‘“_Will_ you swear?” again urged the voice, with persuasive agony.
+
+‘I was just able to comply.
+
+‘“Ten thousand thanks!” were the next words I heard; “I’m off, for there
+is an awful pint of pale ale, a chop, and a glass of brandy and water
+overdue yet, and I must devour them at the Shades.” (We were then close
+to London Bridge.) “Don’t let the waterman pull to shore; I can get
+there without troubling him.”
+
+‘I remember no more. When sensation returned, I was in bed, in this very
+house, a shade worse than I had been from the previous attack.’
+
+‘That,’ said Philip, who had left his tumbler untasted, ‘must have been
+when you had your head shaved for the second time.’
+
+‘Exactly so.’
+
+‘And you really believe it was Jovial James’s ghost,’ inquired Fid,
+earnestly.
+
+‘Would it be rational to doubt it?’
+
+Philip rose and paced the room in deep thought for several minutes. He
+cast two or three earnest looks at his brother, and a few longing ones
+at his glass. In the course of his cogitation, he groaned out more than
+once an apostrophe to poor ‘James Barber.’ At length he declared his
+mind was made up.
+
+‘Ferd!’ he said, ‘I told you awhile ago to throw your lemonade over the
+side of the Ship. Don’t. Souse out my grog instead.’
+
+The lieutenant did as he was bid.
+
+‘And now,’ said Fid the elder, ‘ring for soda water; for one must drink
+_something_.’
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Last year it was my own good fortune to sail with Mr. Philip Fid in the
+‘Bombottle’ (74). He is not exactly a tee-totaller: but he never drinks
+spirits, and will not touch wine unmixed with water, for fear of its
+interfering with his studies, at which he is, with the assistance of the
+naval instructor (who is also our chaplain), assiduous. He is our first
+mate, and the smartest officer in the ship. Seton is our surgeon.
+
+One day, after a cheerful ward-room dinner (of which Fid was a guest),
+while we were at anchor in the bay of Cadiz, the conversation happened
+to turn upon Jovial Jemmy’s apparition, which had become the best
+authenticated ghost story in Her Majesty’s Naval service. On that
+occasion Seton undertook to explain the mystery upon medical principles.
+
+‘The fact is,’ he said, ‘what the commander of the “Arrow” saw
+(Ferdinand had by this time got commissioned in his old ship) was a
+spectrum, produced by that morbid condition of the brain, which is
+brought on by the immoderate use of stimulants, and by dissipation; we
+call it Transient Monomania. I could show you dozens of such ghosts in
+the books, if you only had patience while I turned them up.’
+
+Everybody declared that was unnecessary. We would take the doctor’s word
+for it; though I feel convinced not a soul besides the chaplain and
+myself had one iota of his faith shaken in the real presence of Jovial
+Jemmy’s _post-mortem_ appearance to Fid the younger.
+
+Ghost or no ghost, however, the story had had the effect of converting
+Philip Fid from one of the most intemperate and inattentive to one of
+the soberest and best of Her Majesty’s officers. May his promotion be
+speedy!
+
+ P. CLAY, LIEUT. R.M.
+
+ H.M.S. ‘BOMBOTTLE.’
+ _20th March, 1850._
+
+
+
+
+ THE TRUE STORY OF A COAL FIRE.
+
+
+IN THREE CHAPTERS.—CHAPTER THE LAST.
+
+The air blew freshly over the bright waving grass of a broad sloping
+field, on which the morning dews were sparkling and glancing in the sun.
+The clouds moved quickly over head, in clear grey and golden tints on
+their upper edges and foamy crests, with dark billows beneath, and their
+shadows chased each other down the green slopes of the field in rapid
+succession. Swiftly following them—now in the midst of them—now seeming
+to lead them on, a fine bay horse with flying mane, wild outspreading
+tail, and dilated nostrils, dashed onward exulting in his liberty, his
+strength, his speed, and all the early associations and influences of
+nature around him! He was a coal-mine horse, and had been just brought
+up the shaft for a holiday.
+
+All this Flashley saw very distinctly, having been hastily landed at the
+top of the shaft, lifted into a tram-cart, and trundled off, he knew not
+by what enginery, till he was suddenly shot out on the top of a green
+embankment, and rolling down to the bottom, found himself lying in a
+fresh green field. He enjoyed the action, the spirit, and every motion
+of the horse. It was the exact embodiment in activity of his strongest
+present feelings and impulses. He jumped up to run after the horse, and
+mount him if he could, or if not, scamper about the field with him in
+the same fashion. But while he sought to advance, he felt as if he were
+retreating—in fact, he was sure of it;—the grass ran by him, instead of
+his running over it—the hedges ran through him, instead of his passing
+along them—the trees sped away before him into the distance, as he was
+carried backwards. He lost his legs—he sank upon the air—he was still
+carried backwards—all the landscape faded, and with a loud splash he
+fell into the sea!
+
+Down he sank, and fancied he saw green watery fields rolling on all
+sides, and over him; and presently he heard a voice hoarsely calling as
+if from some bank above. He certainly had heard the voice before, and
+recognised it with considerable awe, though the words it uttered were
+homely and unromantic enough. It shouted out ‘Nancy, of Sunderland!—boat
+ahoy!’
+
+By some inexplicable process—though he clearly distinguished a boat-hook
+in the performance—Flashley was picked up from beneath the waves, and
+lifted into a boat. It was a little, dirty, black, thick-gunnelled
+jollyboat, rowed by two men in short black over-shirts and smutty canvas
+trowsers. In the stern sat the captain with his arms folded. A
+broad-brimmed tarpaulin hat shaded his face. They pulled alongside a
+ship as black as death, but very lively; and a rope being lowered from
+the side, it was passed under Flashley’s arms in a noose, and the next
+moment he was hoisted on deck, and told to attend to his duty.
+
+‘My duty!’ ejaculated Flashley, ‘Attend to my duty! Oh, what _is_ my
+duty?’ His eyes wandered round. Nothing but hard black planks and
+timbers, and masts with reefed sails, and rigging all covered with
+coal-dust, met his gaze. The sky, however, was visible above him—_that_
+was a great comfort.
+
+‘Scrape these carrots and parsnips,’ said the Captain solemnly, ‘very
+clean, d’ye mind!—and take them to the cook in the galley, who’ll let
+you know what’s next. When he has done with you, clean my sea-boots, and
+grease them with candle-ends; dry my peajacket, pilot-coat, and
+dreadnoughts; clean my pipe, and fill it—light, and take three whiffs to
+start it; mix me a glass of grog, and bring it with the lighted pipe;
+then, go and lend a hand in tarring the weather-rigging, and stand by,
+to go aloft and ease down the fore-top-gallant mast when the mate wants
+her on deck.’
+
+‘Oh, heavens!’ thought Flashley, ‘are these then my duties! This hideous
+black ship must be a collier—and I am the cabinboy!’
+
+A mixed impulse of equal curiosity and apprehension (it certainly was
+from no anxiety to commence his miscellaneous duties) caused him to
+‘inquire his way’ to the cook’s galley. He was presently taken to a
+square enclosure, not unlike a great black rabbit-hutch, open at both
+sides, in which he was received by a man of large proportions, who was
+seated on an inverted iron saucepan, smoking. The black visage gave a
+grim smile and familiar wink. It could not be the miner who had acted as
+his guide and companion underground! And yet—
+
+Flashley stepped back hastily, and cast an anxious look towards the
+after-part of the deck. There stood the Captain. A short yet very
+heavily-built figure,—a kind of stunted giant. He was not an Indian, nor
+a Mulatto, nor an African,—and yet his face was as black as a coal, in
+which several large veins rose prominently, and had a dull yellow tinge,
+as if they had been run with gold, or some metallic substance of that
+colour. Who could he be? Some demon _incog._? No, not that—but some one
+whom Flashley held in equal awe.
+
+How long poor Flashley continued to perform his multifarious duties on
+board the ‘Nancy’ he had no idea, but they appeared at times very
+onerous, and he had to undergo many hardships. This was especially the
+case in the North Sea during the winter months, which are often of the
+severest kind on the coast between Sunderland and the mouth of the
+Thames. The rigging was all frozen, so that to lay hold of a rope seemed
+to take the skin off his hand; the cold went to the bone, and he hardly
+knew if his hands were struck through with frost, or by a hot iron. The
+decks were all slippery with ice, so were the ladders down to the
+cabins, and the cook’s galley was garnished all round with large
+icicles, from six inches to a foot and a half in length, which kept up a
+continual drip, drip, on all sides, by way of complimentary
+acknowledgment of the caboose-fire inside. Sometimes the wind burst the
+side-doors open—blew the fire clean out of the caboose, and scattered
+the live and dead coals all over the deck, or whirled them into the sea.
+One night the galley itself, with all its black and smutty
+paraphernalia, was torn up and blown overboard. It danced about on the
+tops of the waves—made deep curtseys—swept up the side of a long
+billow—was struck by a cross-wave, and disappeared in a hundred black
+planks and splinters. That same night Flashley was called up from his
+berth to go aloft and lend a hand to close-reef the main-topsail. The
+sail was all frozen, and so stiff that he could not raise it; but as he
+hauled on one of the points, the point broke, and something happened to
+him,—he did not know what, but he thought he fell backwards, and the
+wind flew away with him.
+
+The next thing he remembered was that of lying in his berth with a
+bandage round one arm, and a large patch on one side of his head, while
+the cook sat on a sea-chest by his side reading to him.
+
+A deep splashing plunge was now heard, followed by the rapid rumbling of
+an iron chain along the deck overhead. The collier had arrived off
+Rotherhithe, and cast anchor.
+
+‘Up, Flashley!’ cried the cook; ‘on deck, my lad! to receive the
+whippers who are coming alongside.’
+
+‘What for?’ exclaimed Flashley; ‘why am I to be whipped?’
+
+‘It is not you,’ said the cook, laughing gruffly, as he ran up the
+ladder, ‘but the coal-baskets that are to be whipped up, and discharged
+into the lighter.’
+
+The deck being cleared, and the main hatchway opened, a small iron
+wheel (called _gin_) was rigged out on a rope passing over the top of
+a spar (called _derrick_) at some 18 or 20 feet above the deck. Over
+this wheel a rope was passed, to which four other ropes were attached
+lower down. These were for the four whippers. At the other end of the
+wheel-rope was slung a basket. A second basket stood upon the coals,
+where four men also stood with shovels—two to fill each basket, one
+being always up and one down. The whippers had a stage raised above
+the deck, made of five rails, which they ascended for the pull, higher
+and higher as the coals got lower in the hold. The two baskets-full
+were the complement for one measure. The ‘measure’ was a black angular
+wooden box with its front placed close to the vessel’s side, just
+above a broad trough that slanted towards the lighter. Beside the
+measure stood the ‘meter,’ (an elderly personage with his head and
+jaws bound up in a bundle-handkerchief, to protect him from the
+draughts,) who had a piece of chalk in one hand, while with the other
+he was ready to raise a latch, and let all the coals burst out of the
+measure into the trough, by the fall of the front part of the box. The
+measure was suspended to one end of a balance, a weight being attached
+to the other, so that the weighing and measuring were performed by one
+process under the experienced, though rheumatic, eye of the meter.
+
+The whippers continued at their laborious work all day; and as the coals
+were taken out of the hold, (the basket descending lower and lower as
+the depth increased,) the ‘whippers’ who hauled up, gave their weight to
+the pull, and all swung down from their ricketty rails with a leap upon
+the deck, as the basket ran up; ascending again to their position while
+the basket was being emptied into the trough.
+
+The lighter had five compartments, called ‘rooms,’ each holding seven
+tons of coals; and when these were filled, the men sometimes heaped
+coals all over them from one end of the craft to the other, as high up
+as the combings, or side-ridges, would afford protection for the heap.
+By these means a lighter could carry forty-two tons, and upwards; and
+some of the craft having no separate ‘rooms,’ but an open hold, fore and
+aft, could carry between fifty and fifty-five tons.
+
+A canal barge or monkey-boat (so called we presume from being very
+narrow in the loins) now came alongside, and having taken in her load of
+coals, the friendly cook of the ‘Nancy’ expressed an anxiety that
+Flashley should lose no opportunity of gaining all possible experience
+on the subject of coals, and the coal-trade generally, and therefore
+proposed to him a canal trip, having already spoken with the ‘captain of
+the barge’ on the subject. Before Flashley had time to object, or utter
+a demur, he was handed over the side, and pitched neatly on his legs on
+the after-part of the barge, close to a little crooked iron chimney,
+sticking blackly out of the deck, and sending forth a dense cloud of the
+dirtiest and most unsavoury smoke. The captain was standing on the
+ladder of the cabin, leaning on his great arms and elbows over the deck,
+and completely filling up the small square hatchway, so that all things
+being black alike, it seemed as if this brawny object were some live
+excrescence of the barge, or huge black mandrake whose roots were spread
+about beneath, and, perhaps, here and there, sending a speculative
+straggler through a chink into the water.
+
+The mandrake’s eyes smiled, and he showed a very irregular set of large
+white and yellow teeth, as he scrunched down through the small square
+hole to enable the young passenger and tourist to descend.
+
+Flashley, with a forlorn look up at the sky, and taking a good breath of
+fresh air to fortify him for what his nose already warned him he would
+have to encounter, managed to get down the four upright bars nailed
+close to the bulk-head, and called the ‘ladder.’
+
+He found himself in a small aperture of no definite shape, and in which
+there was only room for one person to ‘turn’ at a time. Yet five living
+creatures were already there, and apparently enjoying themselves. There
+was the captain, and there was his wife, and there was a child in the
+wife’s right arm, and another of five years old packed against her left
+side, and there was the ‘crew’ of the barge, which consisted, for the
+present, of one boy of sixteen, of very stunted growth, and with one eye
+turning inwards to such a degree that sometimes the sight literally
+darted out, seeming to shoot beneath the bridge of his nose. They were
+all sitting, or rather hunched up, at ‘tea.’ The place had an
+overwhelming odour of coal-smoke, and tobacco smoke, and brown sugar,
+and onions, to say nothing of general ‘closeness,’ and the steam of a
+wet blanket-coat, which was lying in a heap to dry before the little
+iron stove. The door of this was open, and the fire shone brightly, and
+seemed to ‘_wink_’ at Flashley as he looked that way.
+
+‘Here we are!’ said a strange voice.
+
+Flashley looked earnestly into the stove. He thought the voice came from
+the fire. The coals certainly looked very glowing, and shot out what a
+German or other imaginative author would call _significant_ sparks.
+
+‘Here we are!’ said the voice from another part of the cabin, and,
+turning in that direction, Flashley found that it proceeded from the
+‘crew,’ who had contrived to stand up, and was endeavouring to give a
+close imitation of the ‘clown,’ on his first appearance after
+transformation. This, by the help of his odd eye, was very significant
+indeed.
+
+And here they were, no doubt, and here they lived from day to day, and
+from night to night; and a pretty wretched, dirty, monotonous life it
+was. Having once got into a canal, with the horse at his long tug, the
+tediousness of the time was not easily to be surpassed. From canal to
+river, and from river to canal, there was scarcely any variety, except
+in the passage through the locks, the management of the rope in passing
+another barge-horse on the tow-path, and the means to be employed in
+taking the horse over a bridge. The duty of driving the horse along the
+tow-path, as may be conjectured, fell to the lot of our young tourist.
+Once or twice, ‘concealed by the murky shades of night,’ as a certain
+novelist would express it, he had ventured to mount the horse’s back;
+but the animal, not relishing this addition to his work, always took
+care, when they passed under a bridge, or near a wall, or hard
+embankment, to scrape his rider’s leg along the side, so that very
+little good was got in that way. And once, when Flashley had a
+‘holiday,’ and was allowed to walk up and down the full length of the
+barge upon the top of the coals, a sudden bend in the river brought them
+close upon a very low wooden bridge, just when he was at the wrong end
+of the barge for making a dive to save his head. Flashley ran along the
+top as fast as he could, but the rascally horse seemed to quicken his
+pace, under the captain’s mischievous lash, so that finding the shadow
+of the bridge running at him before he could make his leap from the top
+of the coals, he was obliged to save himself from being violently
+knocked off, by jumping hastily into the canal, to the infinite
+amusement and delight of the captain, his wife, and the ‘crew.’ The
+horse being stopped, the captain came back and lugged him out of the
+bulrushes just as he had got thoroughly entangled, and immersed to the
+chin; knee-deep in mud, and with frogs and eels skeeling and striking
+out in all directions around him.
+
+After a week or ten days passed in this delightful manner, Flashley
+found the barge was again on the Thames, no longer towed by a horse and
+rope, but by a little dirty steam-tug. They stopped on meeting a lighter
+on its way up with the tide, and Flashley being told to step on board,
+was received by his grim but good-natured companion and instructor, the
+cook of the ‘Nancy,’ now going up with a load to Bankside, and
+performing the feat of managing two black oars of enormous length and
+magnitude. They were worked in large grooves in each side of the
+lighter, one oar first receiving all the strength of this stupendous
+lighterman (late cook) with his feet firmly planted on a cross-beam in
+front, so as to add to the mighty pull of his arms, all the strength of
+his legs, as well as all the weight of his body. Having made this broad
+sweep and deep, he left the oar lying along the groove, and went to the
+one on the other side, with which he performed a similar sweep.
+
+‘Here’s a brig with all sails set, close upon us!’ cried Flashley.
+
+‘She’d best take care of herself;’ said our lighterman, as he went on
+deliberately to complete his long pull and strong.
+
+Bump came the brig’s starboard bow against the lighter; and instantly
+heeling over with a lift and a lurch, the former reeled away to leeward,
+a row of alarmed but more enraged faces instantly appearing over the
+bulwarks—those ‘aft’ with eyes flashing on the lighterman, and those
+‘for’ard,’ anxiously looking over to see if the bows had been stove in.
+A volley of anathemas followed our lighterman; who, however, continued
+slowly to rise and sink backward with his prodigious pull, apparently
+not hearing a word, or even aware of what had happened.
+
+In this way they went up the river among sailing-vessels of all kinds,
+and between the merchants’ ‘forest of masts,’ like some huge
+antediluvian water-reptile deliberately winding its way up a broad river
+between the woods of a region unknown to man.
+
+‘But here’s a steamer!’ shouted Flashley.—‘We shall be run down, or
+she’ll go slap over us!’
+
+The man at the wheel, however, knew better. He had dealt with lightermen
+before to-day. He therefore turned off the sharp nose of the steamer, so
+as not merely to clear it, but dexterously to send the ‘swell’ in a long
+rolling swath up against the lighter, over which it completely ran,
+leaving the performer at the oars drenched up to the hips, and carrying
+Flashley clean overboard. He was swept away in the rolling wave, and
+might have been drowned, had not a coalheaver at one of the wharfs put
+off a skiff to his rescue.
+
+So now behold Flashley at work among the wharfingers of Bankside.
+
+Before the coals are put into the sack, they undergo a process called
+‘screening.’ This consists in throwing them up against a slanting sieve
+of iron wire, through which the fine coal and coal-dust runs: all that
+falls on the outer side of the screen is then sacked. But many having
+found that the coals are often broken still more by this process, to
+their loss, (as few people will buy the small coal and dust, except at
+breweries and waterworks), they have adopted the plan of a round sieve
+held in the hand, and filled by a shovel. The delightful and lucrative
+appointment of holding the sieve was, of course, conferred upon
+Flashley. His shoulders and arms ached as though they would drop off
+long before his day’s work was done; but what he gained in especial, was
+the fine coal-dust which the wind carried into his face—often at one
+gust, filling his eyes, mouth, nostrils, and the windward ear.
+
+In the condition to which this post soon brought his ‘personal
+appearance,’ Flashley was one morning called up at five to go with a
+waggon-load of coals a few miles into the country, in company with two
+coalheavers and a carman. Up he got. And off they went.
+
+Flashley, having worked hard all the previous day, was in no sprightly
+condition on his early rising; so, by the time the waggon had got beyond
+the outskirts of London, and begun to labour slowly up hill with its
+heavy load, he was fain to ask in a humble voice of the head coalheaver,
+permission to lay hold of a rope which dangled behind, in order to help
+himself onwards. This being granted with a smile, the good-nature of
+which (and how seldom do we meet with a coalheaver who is not a
+good-natured fellow) shone even through his dust-begrimed visage,
+Flashley continued to follow the waggon till he had several times nearly
+gone to sleep; and was only reminded of the fact by a stumble which
+brought him with his nose very near the ground. The head coalheaver,
+observing this, took compassion on him; and being a gigantic man, laid
+hold of Flashley’s trowsers, and with one lift of his arm deposited the
+young man upon the top of the second tier of coal-sacks. There he at
+once resigned himself to a delicious repose.
+
+The waggon meanwhile pursued its heavy journey, with an occasional pause
+for a slight moistening of the mouth of men and horses. At length the
+removal of one or two of the upper tier of sacks caused Flashley to
+raise his drowsy head, and look round him.
+
+The waggon had pulled up close to a garden-gate, on the other side of
+which were a crowd of apple-trees. The ripe fruit loaded the branches
+till they hung in a vista, beneath which the sacks of coals had to be
+carried. All the horses had their nose-bags on, and were very busy. It
+was a bright autumn day; the sun was fast setting; a rich beam of
+crimson and gold cast its splendours over the garden, and lighted up the
+ripe apples to a most romantic degree.
+
+The garden gates were thrown open; the passage of coal-sacks beneath the
+hanging boughs commenced.
+
+Not an apple was knocked down, even by the tall figure of the leading
+coalheaver. Stooping and dodging, and gently humouring a special
+difficulty, he performed his walk of thirty yards, and more, till he
+turned the shrubbery corner, and thence made his way into the
+coal-cellar. His companion followed him, in turn, imitating his great
+example; and, if we make exception of three lemon-pippins and a codlin,
+with equal success. But where these accidental apples fell, there they
+remained; none were promoted to mouth or pocket.
+
+It was now half-past four, and ‘the milk’ arriving at the gate, was
+deposited in its little tin can on a strawberry bed just beyond the
+gate-post. The head coalheaver’s turn with his load being next, he
+observed the milk as he approached, and bending his long legs, by
+judicious gradations, till he reached the little can with the fingers of
+his left hand, balancing the sack of coals at the same time, so that not
+a fragment tumbled out of the open mouth, he slowly rose again to his
+right position, holding out the can at arm’s length to prevent any
+coal-dust finding its way to the delicate surface within. In this
+fashion, with tenfold care bestowed on the ounce and a half in his left
+hand, to that which he gave to the two hundred weight of coals on his
+back (not reckoning the sack, which, being an old and patched one,
+weighed fifteen pounds more) the coalheaver made his way, stooping and
+sideling beneath the apple-boughs as before, all of which he passed
+without knocking a single apple down, and deposited the little can in
+the hands of an admiring maidservant, as he passed the kitchen window on
+his way to the coal-cellar.
+
+After the sacks had all been shot in the cellar, and the hats of each
+man filled with apples by the applauding master of the house, the
+counting of the empty sacks commenced. Having been thrice exhorted to be
+present at this ceremony by a wise neighbour, who stood looking on
+anxiously, from the next garden, with his nostrils resting on the top of
+the wall, the owner of the apple garden went forth to the gate, and with
+a grave countenance beheld the sacks counted. Orders for beer being then
+given on the nearest country alehouse, the coalheavers carefully
+gathered up all the odd coals which had fallen here and there, then
+swept the paths, and with hot and smiling visages took their departure,
+slowly lounging after the waggon and stretching their brawny arms and
+backs after their herculean work.
+
+As the men thus proceeded down the winding lane, crunching apples, and
+thinking of beer to follow, the carman was the first to speak.
+
+‘How _cute_ the chap was arter _they_ sacks!’ said he with a grin, and
+half turning round to look back.
+
+‘There’s a gennelman,’ said the head coalheaver, ‘as don’t ought to be
+wronged out of the vally of _that_!’ the amount in question being a
+pinch of coal-dust which the speaker took up from one side of the
+waggon, and sprinkled in the air.
+
+‘He allus gives a ticket for beer,’ said the second coalheaver, ‘but
+last time the apples warn’t ripe.’
+
+‘He counted the _sacks_ nation sharp, howsever,’ pursued the carman with
+a very knowing look.
+
+At this both the coalheavers laughed loudly.
+
+‘Ah!’ said the second coalheaver; ‘people think that makes all sure.
+They don’t think of the ease of bringing an empty sack with us, after
+dropping a full one by the way. Not they. Nobody yet was ever wise
+enough to count the full sacks when they first come.’
+
+On hearing this, the carman’s face presented a confounded and perplexed
+look of irritated stupidity, marked in such very hard lines, that the
+coalheavers laughed for the next five minutes with the recollection of
+it.
+
+Towards dusk the waggon returned to the wharf, and next day Flashley
+resumed his usual duties.
+
+One morning, after several hours’ work with the sieve in ‘screening,’
+when his face and hands were, if possible, more hopelessly black than
+they had ever been before, Flashley was called to take a note to a
+merchant at the Coal Exchange. This merchant’s name seemed rather an
+unusual one to meet with in England—being no less a person than Haji Ali
+Camaralzaman and Co.
+
+The merchant was a short, solid-built figure, and stood with a heavy
+immobility that gave the effect of a metallic image rather than a man.
+He was a Moor, though nearly black, and with very sparkling eyes. He was
+dressed in a long dark blouse, open at the breast, and displaying a
+black satin waistcoat, embroidered with golden sprigs and tendrils. It
+seemed to Flashley that he spoke a foreign language; and yet he
+understood him, though without having any idea what language it was.
+Something passed between them in a very earnest tone, almost a whisper,
+about Sinbad the Sailor, and a sort of confused discussion as to the
+geographical position of the Valley of Black Diamonds; also, if coals
+were ever burnt in the east; then a confused voice from within the hall
+called out loudly, ‘The North Star!’ to which a chorus of coal-merchants
+responded in a low chant, ‘What money does he owe the divan?’
+
+‘Yes,’ said the great Camaralzaman, ‘and what lost time does he owe to
+nature and to knowledge? Let the North Star look to it.’
+
+‘It does, great Sir!’ responded the chorus of coal-merchants, in the
+same low chant. ‘It shines directly over the shaft of the William Pitt
+mine.’
+
+‘Enough,’ said Camaralzaman.
+
+At this all the merchants fell softly into a heap of white ashes.
+
+Then the Moor, turning to Flashley, said, ‘You must reflect a little on
+all these things. Coals are more valuable to the world than the riches
+of other mines—more important than gold and silver, and diamonds of the
+first water, because they are the means of advancing and extending the
+comforts and refinements of life—the industrial arts, the trades, the
+ornamental arts. Are not these great things? Behold, there are greater
+yet which are indebted to the coal-fires. For, may I not name Science,
+Agriculture (in the making of iron, and the steam-ploughs which are
+forthcoming), Commerce and Navigation. Moreover, do they not tend, by
+the generation of steam, to annihilate space and time, and are they not
+rapidly carrying knowledge and civilisation to the remotest corners of
+the habitable globe? By myriads of jets, in countless forms, they turn
+the dark night into the brightness of day. Their history commences from
+the infancy of the earth; they proceed through gradations of wonders;
+are no less wonderful in the varieties and magnitude of their utility,
+and do not cease to be of use to man, even when the bright fire is
+utterly extinguished, and its materials can no more be re-illumined, but
+are claimed for the garden and the brickfield, not by the dinging and
+tolling of the bell-man of your grandsires, but by the long-drawn wail
+of the queer-kneed dusky figure in the flap-hat, who wanders down your
+streets yowling ‘’Sto—e! o—e!’
+
+‘And is it then all over? Verily, it doth appear when the coal fire is
+fairly burnt out to cinders and ashes, that it hath performed its
+complete circle, and is for ever ended. It is _not_ so. The antediluvian
+forests absorbed the gases of the atmosphere; much of these have been
+drawn off; and appropriated, but some portions have remained locked up
+and hidden in the depths of the earth ever since. Lo! the coal fire is
+lighted!—flames, for the first time, ascend from it. Then, also for the
+first time, are liberated gases which are of the date of those primæval
+forests; they ascend into the atmosphere, and once more form a portion
+of those elements which are again to assist in the growth of forests.
+The Coal-Spirit has then performed his grand cycle—and recommences his
+journey through future cycles of formation.’
+
+A great blaze of light now smote across the hall, in which everything
+vanished. Then passed a rushing panorama through Flashley’s brain,
+wherein he saw whirling by, the stage of a saloon theatre, with a
+lighted cigar and two tankards dancing a ridiculous reel, till the whole
+scene changed to a melancholy swamp, out of which arose, to solemn
+music, an antediluvian forest. The Elfin of the Coal-mine came and stood
+in the midst, and some one held an iron umbrella over Flashley’s head,
+which instantly caused him to sink deep through the earth, and he soon
+found himself crawling in a dark trench terminating in a chasm looking
+out upon the sea. He was immediately whisked across by a black eagle,
+and dropped in a bright-green field, where he met a tall dusky figure
+carrying a sack of coals and a ‘ha’p’orth’ of milk; but just as he was
+about to speak to him, a voice called out ‘Nancy!’ and all was darkness,
+while through the horrid gloom he saw the glaring eye-ball of a horse.
+‘Camaralzaman!’ cried the voice again: ‘Have you been sleeping here all
+night in the arm chair?’ Then a vivid flame shot over Flashley’s
+eyelids—there was a great fire blazing before him, in the midst of which
+he saw the head of the Elfin, who gave him a nod full of meaning, and
+also like bidding farewell, and disappeared in the fire,—while at his
+side stood Margery with the carpet-broom.
+
+It was six in the morning, and she had just lighted the parlour fire.
+Without replying to any of her interrogations of surprise, Flashley
+slowly rose, and went out to take a few turns round the garden; where he
+fell into a train of thought which, in all probability, will have a
+salutary influence on his future life.
+
+
+
+
+ SUPPOSING!
+
+
+Supposing, we were to change the Property and Income Tax a little, and
+make it somewhat heavier on realised property, and somewhat lighter on
+mere income, fixed and uncertain, I wonder whether we should be
+committing any violent injustice!
+
+Supposing, we were to be more Christian and less mystical, agreeing more
+about the spirit and fighting less about the letter, I wonder whether we
+should present a very irreligious and indecent spectacle to the mass of
+mankind!
+
+Supposing, the Honorable Member for White troubled his head a little
+less about the Honorable Member for Black, and _vice versâ_, and that
+both applied themselves a little more in earnest to the real business of
+the honorable people and the honorable country, I wonder whether it
+would be unparliamentary!
+
+Supposing, that, when there was a surplus in the Public Treasury, we
+laid aside our own particular whims, and all agreed that there were four
+elements necessary to the existence of our fellow creatures, to wit,
+earth, air, fire, and water, and that these were the first grand
+necessaries to be uncooped and untaxed, I wonder whether it would be
+unreasonable!
+
+Supposing, we had at this day a Baron Jenner, or a Viscount Watt, or an
+Earl Stephenson, or a Marquess of Brunel, or a dormant Shakespeare
+peerage, or a Hogarth baronetcy, I wonder whether it would be cruelly
+disgraceful to our old nobility!
+
+Supposing, we were all of us to come off our pedestals and mix a little
+more with those below us, with no fear but that genius, rank, and
+wealth, would always sufficiently assert their own superiority, I wonder
+whether we should lower ourselves beyond retrieval!
+
+Supposing, we were to have less botheration and more real education, I
+wonder whether we should have less or more compulsory colonisation, and
+Cape of Good Hope very natural indignation!
+
+Supposing, we were materially to simplify the laws, and to abrogate the
+absurd fiction that everybody is supposed to be acquainted with them,
+when we know very well that such acquaintance is the study of a life in
+which some fifty men may have been proficient perhaps in five times
+fifty years, I wonder whether laws would be respected less?
+
+Supposing, we maintained too many of such fictions altogether, and found
+their stabling come exceedingly expensive!
+
+Supposing, we looked about us, and seeing a cattle-market originally
+established in an open place, standing in the midst of a great city
+because of the unforeseen growth of that great city all about it, and,
+hearing it asserted that the market was still adapted to the
+requirements and conveniences of the great city, made up our minds to
+say that this was stark-mad nonsense and we wouldn’t bear it, I wonder
+whether we should be revolutionary!
+
+Supposing, we were to harbour a small suspicion that there was too much
+doing in the diplomatic line of business, and that the world would get
+on better with that shop shut up three days a week, I wonder whether it
+would be a huge impiety!
+
+Supposing, Governments were to consider public questions less with
+reference to their own time, and more with reference to all time, I
+wonder how we should get on then!
+
+Supposing, the wisdom of our ancestors should turn out to be a mere
+phrase, and that if there were any sense in it, it should follow that we
+ought to be believers in the worship of the Druids at this hour, I
+wonder whether any people would have talked mere moonshine all their
+lives!
+
+Supposing, we were clearly to perceive that we cannot keep some men out
+of their share in the administration of affairs, and were to say to
+them, ‘Come, brothers, let us take counsel together, and see how we can
+best manage this; and don’t expect too much from what you get; and let
+us all in our degree put our shoulders to the wheel, and strive; and let
+us all improve ourselves and all abandon something of our extreme
+opinions for the general harmony,’ I wonder whether we should want so
+many special constables on any future tenth of April, or should talk so
+much about it any more!
+
+I wonder whether people who are quite easy about anything, usually _do_
+talk quite so much about it!
+
+Mr. Lane, the traveller, tells us of a superstition the Egyptians have,
+that the mischievous Genii are driven away by iron, of which they have
+an instinctive dread. Supposing, this should foreshadow the
+disappearance of the evil spirits and ignorances besetting this earth,
+before the iron steam-engines and roads, I wonder whether we could
+expedite their flight at all by iron energy!
+
+Supposing, we were just to try two or three of these experiments!
+
+
+ Published at the Office, No. 16, Wellington Street North, Strand.
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+<p class='c000'><strong>Transcriber’s Note:</strong></p>
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+ <div>“<i>Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS.</i>”—<span class='sc'>Shakespeare.</span></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
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+<div>
+ <span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>
+ <h1 class='c002'>HOUSEHOLD WORDS.<br> <span class='xlarge'>A WEEKLY JOURNAL.</span></h1>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c003'>
+ <div><span class='large'>CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.</span></div>
+ <div class='c001'>N<sup>o.</sup> 4.]&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1850.&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; [<span class='sc'>Price</span> 2<i>d.</i></div>
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+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>SOME ACCOUNT OF AN EXTRAORDINARY TRAVELLER.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>No longer ago than this Easter time last
+past, we became acquainted with the subject
+of the present notice. Our knowledge of him
+is not by any means an intimate one, and is
+only of a public nature. We have never interchanged
+any conversation with him, except
+on one occasion when he asked us to have the
+goodness to take off our hat, to which we
+replied ‘Certainly.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> was born (we believe) in Rood
+Lane, in the City of London. He is now a
+gentleman advanced in life, and has for some
+years resided in the neighbourhood of Islington.
+His father was a wholesale grocer (perhaps),
+and he was (possibly) in the same way
+of business; or he may, at an early age, have
+become a clerk in the Bank of England, or in
+a private bank, or in the India House. It will
+be observed that we make no pretence of having
+any information in reference to the private
+history of this remarkable man, and that
+our account of it must be received as rather
+speculative than authentic.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In person <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> is below the middle
+size, and corpulent. His countenance is florid,
+he is perfectly bald, and soon hot; and there
+is a composure in his gait and manner, calculated
+to impress a stranger with the idea of
+his being, on the whole, an unwieldy man. It
+is only in his eye that the adventurous character
+of <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> is seen to shine. It is
+a moist, bright eye, of a cheerful expression,
+and indicative of keen and eager curiosity.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was not until late in life that <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>
+conceived the idea of entering on the extraordinary
+amount of travel he has since accomplished.
+He had attained the age of sixty-five,
+before he left England for the first time.
+In all the immense journies he has since performed,
+he has never laid aside the English
+dress, nor departed in the slightest degree
+from English customs. Neither does he speak
+a word of any language but his own.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='sc'>Mr. Booley’s</span> powers of endurance are
+wonderful. All climates are alike to him.
+Nothing exhausts him; no alternations of
+heat and cold appear to have the least effect
+upon his hardy frame. His capacity of travelling,
+day and night, for thousands of miles,
+has never been approached by any traveller
+of whom we have any knowledge through the
+help of books. An intelligent Englishman
+may have occasionally pointed out to him
+objects and scenes of interest; but otherwise
+he has travelled alone, and unattended.
+Though remarkable for personal cleanliness,
+he has carried no luggage; and his diet has
+been of the simplest kind. He has often found
+a biscuit, or a bun, sufficient for his support
+over a vast tract of country. Frequently, he
+has travelled hundreds of miles, fasting, without
+the least abatement of his natural spirits.
+It says much for the Total Abstinence cause,
+that <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> has never had recourse to
+the artificial stimulus of alcohol, to sustain
+him under his fatigues.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>His first departure from the sedentary and
+monotonous life he had hitherto led, strikingly
+exemplifies, we think, the energetic character,
+long suppressed by that unchanging routine.
+Without any communication with any member
+of his family—<span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> has never been
+married, but has many relations—without
+announcing his intention to his solicitor, or
+banker, or any person entrusted with the
+management of his affairs, he closed the door
+of his house behind him at one o’clock in the
+afternoon of a certain day, and immediately
+proceeded to New Orleans, in the United
+States of America.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>His intention was to ascend the Mississippi
+and Missouri rivers, to the base of the Rocky
+Mountains. Taking his passage in a steamboat
+without loss of time, he was soon upon
+the bosom of the Father of Waters, as the
+Indians call the mighty stream which, night
+and day, is always carrying huge instalments
+of the vast continent of the New World, down
+into the sea.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> found it singularly interesting
+to observe the various stages of civilisation
+obtaining on the banks of these mighty
+rivers. Leaving the luxury and brightness of
+New Orleans—a somewhat feverish luxury
+and brightness, he observed, as if the swampy
+soil were too much enriched in the hot sun with
+the bodies of dead slaves—and passing various
+towns in every stage of progress, it was very
+curious to observe the changes of civilisation
+and of vegetation too. Here, where the doomed
+Negro race were working in the plantations,
+while the republican overseer looked on, whip
+in hand, tropical trees were growing, beautiful
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>flowers in bloom; the alligator, with his horribly
+sly face, and his jaws like two great
+saws, was basking on the mud; and the strange
+moss of the country was hanging in wreaths
+and garlands on the trees, like votive offerings.
+A little farther towards the west, and the
+trees and flowers were changed, the moss was
+gone, younger infant towns were rising, forests
+were slowly disappearing, and the trees,
+obliged to aid in the destruction of their kind,
+fed the heavily-breathing monster that came
+clanking up those solitudes, laden with the
+pioneers of the advancing human army. The
+river itself, that moving highway, showed him
+every kind of floating contrivance, from the
+lumbering flat-bottomed boat, and the raft of
+logs, upward to the steamboat, and downward
+to the poor Indian’s frail canoe. A winding
+thread through the enormous range of country,
+unrolling itself before the wanderer like the
+magic skein in the story, he saw it tracked by
+wanderers of every kind, roaming from the
+more settled world, to those first nests of men.
+The floating theatre, dwelling-house, hotel,
+museum, shop; the floating mechanism for
+screwing the trunks of mighty trees out of the
+mud, like antediluvian teeth; the rapidly-flowing
+river, and the blazing woods; he left
+them all behind—town, city, and log-cabin,
+too; and floated up into the prairies and savannahs,
+among the deserted lodges of tribes of
+savages, and among their dead, lying alone on
+little wooden stages with their stark faces upward
+towards the sky. Among the blazing
+grass, and herds of buffaloes and wild horses,
+and among the wigwams of the fast-declining
+Indians, he began to consider how, in the
+eternal current of progress setting across
+this globe in one unchangeable direction,
+like the unseen agency that points the needle
+to the pole, the Chiefs who only dance the
+dances of their fathers, and will never have a
+new figure for a new tune, and the Medicine-men
+who know no Medicine but what was
+Medicine a hundred years ago, must be surely
+and inevitably swept from the earth, whether
+they be Choctawas, Mandans, Britons, Austrians,
+or Chinese.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>He was struck, too, by the reflection that
+savage nature was not by any means such a
+fine and noble spectacle as some delight to
+represent it. He found it a poor, greasy,
+paint-plastered, miserable thing enough; but
+a very little way above the beasts in most
+respects; in many customs a long way below
+them. It occurred to him that the ‘Big Bird,’
+or the ‘Blue Fish,’ or any of the other Braves,
+was but a troublesome braggart after all;
+making a mighty whooping and holloaing
+about nothing particular, doing very little for
+science, not much more than the monkeys for
+art, scarcely anything worth mentioning for
+letters, and not often making the world greatly
+better than he found it. Civilisation, <span class='sc'>Mr.
+Booley</span> concluded, was, on the whole, with all
+its blemishes, a more imposing sight, and a far
+better thing to stand by.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='sc'>Mr. Booley’s</span> observations of the celestial
+bodies, on this voyage, were principally confined
+to the discovery of the alarming fact,
+that light had altogether departed from the
+moon; which presented the appearance of a
+white dinner-plate. The clouds, too, conducted
+themselves in an extraordinary manner, and
+assumed the most eccentric forms, while the
+sun rose and set in a very reckless way. On
+his return to his native country, however, he
+had the satisfaction of finding all these things
+as usual.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It might have been expected that at his
+advanced age, retired from the active duties
+of life, blest with a competency, and happy in
+the affections of his numerous relations,
+<span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> would now have settled himself
+down, to muse, for the remainder of his days,
+over the new stock of experience thus acquired.
+But travel had whetted, not satisfied,
+his appetite; and remembering that he had
+not seen the Ohio river, except at the point of
+its junction with the Mississippi, he returned
+to the United States, after a short interval of
+repose, and appearing suddenly at Cincinnati,
+the queen City of the West, traversed the clear
+waters of the Ohio to its Falls. In this expedition
+he had the pleasure of encountering a
+party of intelligent workmen from Birmingham
+who were making the same tour. Also
+his nephew Septimus, aged only thirteen.
+This intrepid boy had started from Peckham,
+in the old country, with two and sixpence
+sterling in his pocket; and had, when he encountered
+his uncle at a point of the Ohio
+River, called Snaggy Bar, still one shilling of
+that sum remaining!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Again at home, <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> was so pressed
+by his appetite for knowledge as to remain at
+home only one day. At the expiration of
+that short period, he actually started for New
+Zealand.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It is almost incredible that a man in <span class='sc'>Mr.
+Booley’s</span> station of life, however adventurous
+his nature, and however few his artificial
+wants, should cast himself on a voyage of
+thirteen thousand miles from Great Britain
+with no other outfit than his watch and purse,
+and no arms but his walking-stick. We are,
+however, assured on the best authority, that
+thus he made the passage out, and thus appeared,
+in the act of wiping his smoking head
+with his pocket-handkerchief, at the entrance
+to Port Nicholson in Cook’s Straits: with the
+very spot within his range of vision, where
+his illustrious predecessor, Captain Cook, so
+unhappily slain at Otaheite, once anchored.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>After contemplating the swarms of cattle
+maintained on the hills in this neighbourhood,
+and always to be found by the stockmen
+when they are wanted, though nobody takes
+any care of them—which <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> considered
+the more remarkable, as their natural
+objection to be killed might be supposed to
+be augmented by the beauty of the climate—<span class='sc'>Mr.
+Booley</span> proceeded to the town of Wellington.
+Having minutely examined it in
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>every point, and made himself perfect master
+of the whole natural history and process of
+manufacture of the flax-plant, with its splendid
+yellow blossoms, he repaired to a Native
+Pa, which, unlike the Native Pa to which he
+was accustomed, he found to be a town, and
+not a parent. Here he observed a Chief
+with a long spear, making every demonstration
+of spitting a visitor, but really giving
+him the Maori or welcome—a word <span class='sc'>Mr.
+Booley</span> is inclined to derive from the known
+hospitality of our English Mayors—and here
+also he observed some Europeans rubbing
+noses, by way of shaking hands, with the
+aboriginal inhabitants. After participating in
+an affray between the natives and the English
+soldiery, in which the former were defeated
+with great loss, he plunged into the Bush,
+and there camped out for some months, until
+he had made a survey of the whole country.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>While leading this wild life, encamped by
+night near a stream for the convenience of
+water, in a Ware, or hut, built open in the
+front, with a roof sloping backward to the
+ground, and made of poles, covered and enclosed
+with bark or fern, it was <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley’s</span>
+singular fortune to encounter Miss Creeble,
+of The Misses Creebles’ Boarding and Day
+Establishment for Young Ladies, Kennington
+Oval, who, accompanied by three of her young
+ladies in search of information, had achieved
+this marvellous journey, and was then also in
+the Bush. Miss Creeble having very unsettled
+opinions on the subject of gunpowder,
+was afraid that it entered into the composition
+of the fire before the tent, and that something
+would presently blow up or go off.
+<span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>, as a more experienced traveller,
+assuring her that there was no danger; and
+calming the fears of the young ladies, an
+acquaintance commenced between them. They
+accomplished the rest of their travels in New
+Zealand together, and the best understanding
+prevailed among the little party. They took
+notice of the trees, as the Kaikatea, the Kauri,
+the Ruta, the Pukatea, the Hinau, and the
+Tanakaka—names which Miss Creeble had
+a bland relish in pronouncing. They admired
+the beautiful, arborescent, palm-like fern,
+abounding everywhere, and frequently exceeding
+thirty feet in height. They wondered at
+the curious owl, who is supposed to demand
+‘More Pork!’ wherever he flies, and whom
+Miss Creeble termed ‘an admonition of Nature’s
+against greediness!’ And they contemplated
+some very rampant natives, of cannibal
+propensities. After many pleasing and instructive
+vicissitudes, they returned to England in
+company, where the ladies were safely put
+into a hackney cabriolet by <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>, in
+Leicester Square, London.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>And now, indeed, it might have been imagined
+that that roving spirit, tired of rambling
+about the world, would have settled down at
+home in peace and honor. Not so. After
+repairing to the tubular bridge across the
+Menai Straits, and accompanying Her Majesty
+on her visit to Ireland (which he characterised
+as ‘a magnificent Exhibition’), <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>,
+with his usual absence of preparation, departed
+for Australia.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Here again, he lived out in the Bush, passing
+his time chiefly among the working-gangs
+of convicts who were carrying timber. He
+was much impressed by the ferocious mastiffs
+chained to barrels, who assist the sentries in
+keeping guard over those misdoers. But he
+observed that the atmosphere in this part of
+the world, unlike the descriptions he had
+read of it, was extremely thick, and that
+objects were misty, and difficult to be discerned.
+From a certain unsteadiness and
+trembling, too, which he frequently remarked
+on the face of Nature, he was led to conclude
+that this part of the globe was subject to
+convulsive heavings and earthquakes. This
+caused him to return, with some precipitation.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Again at home, and probably reflecting that
+the countries he had hitherto visited were
+new in the history of man, this extraordinary
+traveller resolved to proceed up the Nile to
+the second cataract. At the next performance
+of the great ceremony of ‘opening the
+Nile,’ at Cairo, <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> was present.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Along that wonderful river, associated with
+such stupendous fables, and with a history more
+prodigious than any fancy of man, in its vast
+and gorgeous facts; among temples, palaces,
+pyramids, colossal statues, crocodiles, tombs,
+obelisks, mummies, sand and ruin; he proceeded,
+like an opium-eater in a mighty dream.
+Thebes rose before him. An avenue of two
+hundred sphinxes, with not a head among
+them,—one of six or eight, or ten such
+avenues, all leading to a common centre,—conducted
+to the Temple of Carnak: its
+walls, eighty feet high and twenty-five feet
+thick, a mile and three-quarters in circumference;
+the interior of its tremendous hall,
+occupying an area of forty-seven thousand
+square feet, large enough to hold four great
+Christian churches, and yet not more than
+one-seventh part of the entire ruin. Obelisks
+he saw, thousands of years of age, as sharp as
+if the chisel had cut their edges yesterday;
+colossal statues fifty-two feet high, with ‘little’
+fingers five feet and a half long; a very world
+of ruins, that were marvellous old ruins in the
+days of Herodotus; tombs cut high up in the
+rock, where European travellers live solitary,
+as in stony crows’ nests, burning mummied
+Thebans, gentle and simple,—of the dried
+blood-royal maybe,—for their daily fuel, and
+making articles of furniture of their dusty
+coffins. Upon the walls of temples, in colors
+fresh and bright as those of yesterday, he
+read the conquests of great Egyptian monarchs;
+upon the tombs of humbler people
+in the same blooming symbols, he saw their
+ancient way of working at their trades, of
+riding, driving, feasting, playing games; of
+marrying and burying, and performing on instruments,
+and singing songs, and healing by
+the power of animal magnetism, and performing
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>all the occupations of life. He visited the
+quarries of Silsileh, whence nearly all the red
+stone used by the ancient Egyptian architects
+and sculptors came; and there beheld
+enormous single-stoned colossal figures nearly
+finished—redly snowed up, as it were, and trying
+hard to break out—waiting for the finishing
+touches, never to be given by the mummied
+hands of thousands of years ago. In front
+of the temple of Abou Simbel, he saw gigantic
+figures sixty feet in height and twenty-one
+across the shoulders, dwarfing live men on
+camels down to pigmies. Elsewhere he beheld
+complacent monsters tumbled down like
+ill-used Dolls of a Titanic make, and staring
+with stupid benignity at the arid earth whereon
+their huge faces rested. His last look of
+that amazing land was at the Great Sphinx,
+buried in the sand—sand in its eyes, sand in
+its ears, sand drifted on its broken nose, sand
+lodging, feet deep, in the ledges of its head—struggling
+out of a wide sea of sand, as if to
+look hopelessly forth for the ancient glories
+once surrounding it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In this expedition, <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> acquired
+some curious information in reference to the
+language of hieroglyphics. He encountered the
+Simoom in the Desert, and lay down, with the
+rest of his caravan, until it had passed over. He
+also beheld on the horizon some of those stalking
+pillars of sand, apparently reaching from
+earth to heaven, which, with the red sun shining
+through them, so terrified the Arabs attendant
+on Bruce, that they fell prostrate, crying that
+the Day of Judgment was come. More Copts,
+Turks, Arabs, Fellahs, Bedouins, Mosques,
+Mamelukes, and Moosulmen he saw, than we
+have space to tell. His days were all Arabian
+Nights, and he saw wonders without end.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This might have satiated any ordinary man,
+for a time at least. But <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>, being no
+ordinary man, within twenty-four hours of his
+arrival at home was making The Overland
+Journey to India.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>He has emphatically described this, as ‘a
+beautiful piece of scenery,’ and ‘a perfect picture.’
+The appearance of Malta and Gibraltar
+he can never sufficiently commend. In crossing
+the Desert from Grand Cairo to Suez,
+he was particularly struck by the undulations
+of the Sandscape (he preferred that word to
+Landscape, as more expressive of the region),
+and by the incident of beholding a caravan
+upon its line of march; a spectacle which in
+the remembrance always affords him the
+utmost pleasure. Of the stations on the
+Desert, and the cinnamon gardens of Ceylon,
+he likewise entertains a lively recollection.
+Calcutta he praises also; though he has been
+heard to observe that the British military at
+that seat of Government were not as well proportioned
+as he could desire the soldiers of his
+country to be; and that the breed of horses there
+in use was susceptible of some improvement.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Once more in his native land, with the
+vigor of his constitution unimpaired by the
+many toils and fatigues he had encountered,
+what had <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> now to do, but, full of
+years and honor, to recline upon the grateful
+appreciation of his Queen and country, always
+eager to distinguish peaceful merit? What
+had he now to do, but to receive the decoration
+ever ready to be bestowed, in England,
+on men deservedly distinguished, and to take
+his place among the best? He had this to do.
+He had yet to achieve the most astonishing
+enterprise for which he was reserved. In all
+the countries he had yet visited, he had seen
+no frost and snow. He resolved to make a
+voyage to the ice-bound Arctic Regions.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In pursuance of this surprising determination,
+<span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> accompanied the Expedition
+under Sir James Ross, consisting of Her
+Majesty’s ships, the Enterprise and Investigator,
+which sailed from the river Thames on
+the 12th of May, 1848, and which, on the 11th
+of September, entered Port Leopold Harbor.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In this inhospitable region, surrounded by
+eternal ice, cheered by no glimpse of the sun,
+shrouded in gloom and darkness, <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>
+passed the entire winter. The ships were
+covered in, and fortified all round with walls
+of ice and snow; the masts were frozen up;
+hoar frost settled on the yards, tops, shrouds,
+stays, and rigging; around, in every direction,
+lay an interminable waste, on which only the
+bright stars, the yellow moon, and the vivid
+Aurora Borealis looked, by night or day.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>And yet the desolate sublimity of this
+astounding spectacle was broken in a pleasant
+and surprising manner. In the remote solitude
+to which he had penetrated, <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>
+(who saw no Esquimaux during his stay,
+though he looked for them in every direction)
+had the happiness of encountering two Scotch
+gardeners; several English compositors, accompanied
+by their wives; three brass
+founders from the neighbourhood of Long Acre,
+London; two coach painters, a gold-beater
+and his only daughter, by trade a stay-maker;
+and several other working-people from sundry
+parts of Great Britain who had conceived
+the extraordinary idea of ‘holiday-making’
+in the frozen wilderness. Hither too, had
+Miss Creeble and her three young ladies
+penetrated: the latter attired in braided peacoats
+of a comparatively light material; and
+Miss Creeble defended from the inclemency
+of a Polar Winter by no other outer garment
+than a wadded Polka-jacket. He found this
+courageous lady in the act of explaining, to
+the youthful sharers of her toils, the various
+phases of nature by which they were surrounded.
+Her explanations were principally
+wrong, but her intentions always admirable.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Cheered by the society of these fellow-adventurers,
+<span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> slowly glided on into
+the summer season. And now, at midnight,
+all was bright and shining. Mountains of ice,
+wedged and broken into the strangest forms—jagged
+points, spires, pinnacles, pyramids,
+turrets, columns in endless succession and in
+infinite variety, flashing and sparkling with
+ten thousand hues, as though the treasures of
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>the earth were frozen up in all that water—appeared
+on every side. Masses of ice, floating
+and driving hither and thither, menaced
+the hardy voyagers with destruction; and
+threatened to crush their strong ships, like
+nutshells. But, below those ships was clear
+sea-water, now; the fortifying walls were
+gone; the yards, tops, shrouds and rigging,
+free from that hoary rust of long inaction,
+showed like themselves again; and the sails,
+bursting from the masts, like foliage which
+the welcome sun at length developed, spread
+themselves to the wind, and wafted the
+travellers away.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In the short interval that has elapsed since
+his safe return to the land of his birth, <span class='sc'>Mr.
+Booley</span> has decided on no new expedition;
+but he feels that he will yet be called upon to
+undertake one, perhaps of greater magnitude
+than any he has achieved, and frequently
+remarks, in his own easy way, that he wonders
+where the deuce he will be taken to next!
+Possessed of good health and good spirits,
+with powers unimpaired by all he has gone
+through, and with an increase of appetite still
+growing with what it feeds on, what may not
+be expected yet from this extraordinary man!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was only at the close of Easter week that,
+sitting in an arm chair, at a private Club
+called the Social Oysters, assembling at Highbury
+Barn, where he is much respected, this
+indefatigable traveller expressed himself in
+the following terms:</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘It is very gratifying to me,’ said he, ‘to
+have seen so much at my time of life, and to
+have acquired a knowledge of the countries
+I have visited, which I could not have derived
+from books alone. When I was a boy,
+such travelling would have been impossible,
+as the gigantic-moving panorama or diorama
+mode of conveyance, which I have
+principally adopted (all my modes of conveyance
+have been pictorial), had then not
+been attempted. It is a delightful characteristic
+of these times, that new and
+cheap means are continually being devised,
+for conveying the results of actual experience,
+to those who are unable to obtain such experiences
+for themselves; and to bring them
+within the reach of the people—emphatically
+of the people; for it is they at large who are
+addressed in these endeavours, and not exclusive
+audiences. Hence,’ said <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>,
+‘even if I see a run on an idea, like the
+panorama one, it awakens no ill-humour
+within me, but gives me pleasant thoughts.
+Some of the best results of actual travel are
+suggested by such means to those whose
+lot it is to stay at home. New worlds open
+out to them, beyond their little worlds, and
+widen their range of reflection, information,
+sympathy, and interest. The more man knows
+of man, the better for the common brotherhood
+among us all. I shall, therefore,’ said
+<span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span>, ‘now propose to the Social Oysters
+the healths of Mr. Banvard, Mr. Brees, Mr.
+Phillips, Mr. Allen, Mr. Prout, Messrs.
+Bonomi, Fahey, and Warren, Mr. Thomas
+Grieve, and Mr. Burford. Long life to them
+all, and more power to their pencils!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The Social Oysters having drunk this
+toast with acclamation, <span class='sc'>Mr. Booley</span> proceeded
+to entertain them with anecdotes of
+his travels. This he is in the habit of doing
+after they have feasted together, according to
+the manner of Sinbad the Sailor—except that
+he does not bestow upon the Social Oysters
+the munificent reward of one hundred sequins
+per night, for listening.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>LOADED DICE.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>Several years ago I made a tour through
+some of the Southern Counties of England
+with a friend. We travelled in an open carriage,
+stopping for a few hours a day, or a
+week, as it might be, wherever there was any
+thing to be seen: and we generally got through
+one stage before breakfast, because it gave our
+horses rest, and ourselves the chance of enjoying
+the brown bread, new milk, and fresh eggs
+of those country roadside inns, which are fast
+becoming subjects for archæological investigation.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>One evening my friend said, ‘To-morrow,
+we will breakfast at T——. I want to inquire
+about a family named Lovell, who used to live
+there. I met the husband and wife and two
+lovely children, one summer at Exmouth.
+We became very intimate, and I thought them
+particularly interesting people, but I have
+never seen them since.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The next morning’s sun shone as brightly
+as heart could desire, and after a delightful
+drive, we reached the outskirts of the town
+about nine o’clock.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Oh, what a pretty inn!’ said I, as we approached
+a small white house, with a sign
+swinging in front of it, and a flower-garden on
+one side.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Stop, John,’ cried my friend, ‘we shall
+get a much cleaner breakfast here than in the
+town, I dare say; and if there is anything to be
+seen there, we can walk to it;’ so we alighted,
+and were shown into a neat little parlour,
+with white curtains, where an unexceptionable
+rural breakfast was soon placed before us.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Pray do you happen to know anything of
+a family called Lovell?’ inquired my friend,
+whose name, by the way, was Markham. ‘Mr.
+Lovell was a clergyman.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Yes, Ma’am,’ answered the girl who attended
+us, apparently the landlord’s daughter,
+‘Mr. Lovell is the vicar of our parish.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Indeed! and does he live near here?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Yes, Ma’am, he lives at the vicarage. It’s
+just down that lane opposite, about a quarter
+of a mile from here; or you can go across the
+fields, if you please, to where you see that
+tower; it’s close by there.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘And which is the pleasantest road?’ inquired
+Mrs. Markham.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Well, Ma’am, I think by the fields is the
+pleasantest, if you don’t mind a stile or two;
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>and, besides, you get the best view of the
+Abbey by going that way.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Is that tower we see part of the Abbey?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Yes, Ma’am,’ answered the girl, ‘and the
+vicarage is just the other side of it.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Armed with these instructions, as soon as
+we had finished our breakfast we started
+across the fields, and after a pleasant walk
+of twenty minutes we found ourselves in
+an old churchyard, amongst a cluster of the
+most picturesque ruins we had ever seen.
+With the exception of the grey tower, which
+we had espied from the inn, and which had
+doubtless been the belfry, the remains were
+not considerable. There was the outer wall
+of the chancel, and the broken step that had
+led to the high altar, and there were sections
+of aisles, and part of a cloister, all gracefully
+festooned with mosses and ivy; whilst mingled
+with the grass-grown graves of the prosaic
+dead, there were the massive tombs of the
+Dame Margerys and the Sir Hildebrands of
+more romantic periods. All was ruin and
+decay; but such poetic ruin! such picturesque
+decay! And just beyond the tall grey tower,
+there was the loveliest, smiling, little garden,
+and the prettiest cottage, that imagination
+could picture. The day was so bright, the
+grass so green, the flowers so gay, the air so
+balmy with their sweet perfumes, the birds
+sang so cheerily in the apple and cherry trees,
+that all nature seemed rejoicing.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Well,’ said my friend, as she seated herself
+on the fragment of a pillar, and looked around
+her, ‘now that I see this place, I understand
+the sort of people the Lovells were.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What sort of people were they?’ said I.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Why, as I said before, interesting people.
+In the first place, they were both extremely
+handsome.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘But the locality had nothing to do with
+their good looks, I presume,’ said I.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I am not sure of that,’ she answered;
+‘when there is the least foundation of taste or
+intellect to set out with, the beauty of external
+nature, and the picturesque accidents that
+harmonise with it, do, I am persuaded, by
+their gentle and elevating influences on the
+mind, make the handsome handsomer, and the
+ugly less ugly. But it was not alone the good
+looks of the Lovells that struck me, but their
+air of refinement and high breeding, and I
+should say high birth—though I know nothing
+about their extraction—combined with their
+undisguised poverty and as evident contentment.
+Now, I can understand such people
+finding here an appropriate home, and being
+satisfied with their small share of this world’s
+goods; because here the dreams of romance
+writers about Love in a Cottage might be
+somewhat realised; poverty might be graceful
+and poetical here; and then, you know, they
+have no rent to pay.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Very true,’ said I; ‘but suppose they had
+sixteen daughters, like a half-pay officer I
+once met on board a steam-packet?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘That would spoil it certainly,’ said Mrs.
+Markham; ‘but let us hope they have not.
+When I knew them they had only two children,
+a boy and a girl, called Charles and
+Emily; two of the prettiest creatures I ever
+beheld!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As my friend thought it yet rather early
+for a visit, we had remained chattering in this
+way for more than an hour, sometimes seated
+on a tombstone, or a fallen column; sometimes
+peering amongst the carved fragments
+that were scattered about the ground, and
+sometimes looking over the hedge into the
+little garden, the wicket of which was immediately
+behind the tower. The weather being
+warm, most of the windows of the vicarage
+were open and the blinds were all down; we
+had not yet seen a soul stirring, and were just
+wondering whether we might venture to
+present ourselves at the door, when a strain
+of distant music struck upon our ears.
+‘Hark!’ I said, ‘how exquisite! It was the
+only thing wanting to complete the charm.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘It’s a military band, I think,’ said Mrs.
+Markham, ‘you know we passed some barracks
+before we reached the Inn.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Nearer and nearer drew the sound, solemn
+and slow; the band was evidently approaching
+by the green lane that skirted the fields
+we had come by. ‘Hush,’ said I, laying my
+hand on my friend’s arm, with a strange
+sinking of the heart; ‘they are playing the
+Dead March in Saul! Don’t you hear the
+muffled drums? It’s a funeral, but where’s
+the grave?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘There!’ said she, pointing to a spot close
+under the hedge where some earth had been
+thrown up; but the aperture was covered
+with a plank, probably to prevent accidents.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>There are few ceremonies in life at once so
+touching, so impressive, so sad, and yet so
+beautiful, as a soldier’s funeral! Ordinary
+funerals with their unwieldy hearses and
+feathers, and the absurd looking mutes, and
+the ‘inky cloaks’ and weepers, of hired
+mourners, always seem to me like a mockery
+of the dead; the appointments border so
+closely on the grotesque; they are so little
+in keeping with the true, the only view
+of death that can render life endurable!
+There is such a tone of exaggerated——forced,
+heavy, over-acted gravity about the
+whole thing, that one had need to have a
+deep personal interest involved in the scene,
+to be able to shut one’s eyes to the burlesque
+side of it. But a military funeral, how different!
+There you see death in life and life
+in death! There is nothing over-strained,
+nothing overdone. At once simple and
+solemn, decent and decorous, consoling, yet
+sad. The chief mourners, at best, are generally
+true mourners, for they have lost a brother
+with whom ‘they sat but yesterday at meat;’
+and whilst they are comparing memories, recalling
+how merry they had many a day been
+together, and the solemn tones of that sublime
+music float upon the air, we can imagine the
+freed and satisfied soul wafted on those harmonious
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>breathings to its Heavenly home;
+and our hearts are melted, our imaginations
+exalted, our faith invigorated, and we come
+away the better for what we have seen.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I believe some such reflections as these were
+passing through our minds, for we both remained
+silent and listening, till the swinging-to
+of the little wicket, which communicated with
+the garden, aroused us; but nobody appeared,
+and the tower being at the moment betwixt
+us and it, we could not see who had entered.
+Almost at the same moment, a man came in
+from a gate on the opposite side, and advancing
+to where the earth was thrown up, lifted
+the plank and discovered the newly made
+grave. He was soon followed by some boys,
+and several respectable-looking persons came
+into the enclosure, whilst nearer and nearer
+drew the sound of the muffled drums, and
+now we descried the firing party and their
+officer, who led the procession with their arms
+reversed, each man wearing above the elbow
+a piece of black crape and a small bow of
+white satin ribbon; the band still playing
+that solemn strain. Then came the coffin,
+borne by six soldiers. Six officers bore up
+the pall, all quite young men; and on the
+coffin lay the shako, sword, side-belt, and
+white gloves of the deceased. A long train
+of mourners marched two and two, in open
+file, the privates first, the officers last.
+Sorrow was imprinted on every face; there
+was no unseemly chattering, no wandering
+eyes; if a word was exchanged, it was in
+a whisper, and the sad shake of the head
+showed of whom they were discoursing. All
+this we observed as they marched through
+the lane that skirted one side of the churchyard.
+As they neared the gate the band
+ceased to play.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘See there,’ said Mrs. Markham, directing
+my attention to the cottage, ‘there comes Mr.
+Lovell. Oh, how he is changed!’ and whilst
+she spoke, the clergyman entering by the
+wicket, advanced to meet the procession at
+the gate, where he commenced reading the
+funeral service as he moved backwards towards
+the grave, round which the firing party,
+leaning on their firelocks, now formed. Then
+came those awful words, ‘Ashes to ashes, dust
+to dust,’ the hollow sound of the earth upon
+the coffin, and three volleys fired over the
+grave, finished the solemn ceremony.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When the procession entered the churchyard,
+we had retired behind the broken wall
+of the chancel, whence, without being observed,
+we had watched the whole scene with
+intense interest. Just as the words ‘Ashes
+to ashes! dust to dust!’ were pronounced,
+I happened to raise my eyes towards the
+grey tower, and then, peering through one
+of the narrow slits, I saw the face of a man—such
+a face! Never to my latest day can
+I forget the expression of those features!
+If ever there was despair and anguish
+written on a human countenance, it was
+there! And yet so young! so beautiful! A
+cold chill ran through my veins as I pressed
+Mrs. Markham’s arm. ‘Look up at the
+tower!’ I whispered.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘My God! What can it be?’ she answered,
+turning quite pale! ‘And Mr. Lovell, did you
+observe how his voice shook? at first, I
+thought it was illness; but he seems bowed
+down with grief. Every face looks awestruck!
+There must be some tragedy here—something
+more than the death of an individual!’
+and fearing, under this impression,
+that our visit might prove untimely, we resolved
+to return to the inn, and endeavour
+to discover if anything unusual had really
+occurred. Before we moved, I looked up at
+the narrow slit—the face was no longer there;
+but as we passed round to the other side of
+the tower, we saw a tall, slender figure,
+attired in a loose coat, pass slowly through
+the wicket, cross the garden, and enter the
+house. We only caught a glimpse of the profile;
+the head hung down upon the breast;
+the eyes were bent upon the ground; but we
+knew it was the same face we had seen
+above.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We went back to the inn, where our inquiries
+elicited some information, which made
+us wish to know more: but it was not till we
+went into the town that we obtained the following
+details of this mournful drama, of
+which we had thus accidentally witnessed one
+impressive scene.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mr. Lovell, as Mrs. Markham had conjectured,
+was a man of good family, but no
+fortune; he might have had a large one,
+could he have made up his mind to marry
+Lady Elizabeth Wentworth, the bride selected
+for him by a wealthy uncle who proposed to
+make him his heir; but preferring poverty
+with Emily Dering, he was disinherited. He
+never repented his choice, although he remained
+vicar of a small parish, and a poor man
+all his life. The two children whom Mrs.
+Markham had seen, were the only ones they
+had, and through the excellent management of
+Mrs. Lovell, and the moderation of her husband’s
+desires, they had enjoyed an unusual
+degree of happiness in this sort of graceful
+poverty, till the young Charles and Emily were
+grown up, and it was time to think what was
+to be done with them. The son had been prepared
+for Oxford by the father, and the
+daughter, under the tuition of her mother,
+was remarkably well educated and accomplished;
+but it became necessary to consider
+the future: Charles must be sent to college,
+since the only chance of finding a provision
+for him was in the Church, although the expense
+of maintaining him there could be ill
+afforded; so, in order in some degree to
+balance the outlay, it was, after much deliberation,
+agreed that Emily should accept
+a situation as governess in London. The proposal
+was made by herself, and the rather consented
+to, that, in case of the death of her
+parents, she would almost inevitably have had
+to seek some such means of subsistence. These
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>partings were the first sorrows that had
+reached the Lovells.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>At first, all went well; Charles was not
+wanting in ability nor in a moderate degree
+of application; and Emily wrote cheerily of
+her new life. She was kindly received, well
+treated, and associated with the family on the
+footing of a friend. Neither did further experience
+seem to diminish her satisfaction. She
+saw a great many gay people—some of whom
+she named; and, amongst the rest, there not
+unfrequently appeared the name of Herbert.
+Mr. Herbert was in the army, and being a
+distant connexion of the family with whom
+she resided, was a frequent visitor at their
+house. ‘She was sure papa and mamma
+would like him.’ Once the mother smiled,
+and said she hoped Emily was not falling in
+love; but no more was thought of it. In the
+meantime Charles had found out that there
+was time for many things at Oxford, besides
+study. He was naturally fond of society, and
+had a remarkable capacity for excelling in
+all kinds of games. He was agreeable, lively,
+exceedingly handsome, and sang charmingly,
+having been trained in part-singing by his
+mother. No young man at Oxford was
+more <i>fêté</i>; but alas! he was very poor,
+and poverty poisoned all his enjoyments.
+For some time he resisted temptation; but
+after a terrible struggle—for he adored his
+family—he gave way, and ran in debt, and
+although the imprudence only augmented his
+misery, he had not resolution to retrace his
+steps, but advanced further and further on
+this broad road to ruin, so that he had come
+home for the vacation shortly before our
+visit to T——, threatened with all manner of
+annoyances if he did not carry back a sufficient
+sum to satisfy his most clamorous
+creditors. He had assured them he would
+do so, but where was he to get the money?
+Certainly not from his parents; he well knew
+they had it not; nor had he a friend in the
+world from whom he could hope assistance
+in such an emergency. In his despair he often
+thought of running away—going to Australia,
+America, New Zealand, anywhere; but he had
+not even the means to do this. He suffered indescribable
+tortures, and saw no hope of relief.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was just at this period that Herbert’s
+regiment happened to be quartered at T——.
+Charles had occasionally seen his name in
+his sister’s letters, and heard that there
+was a Herbert now in the barracks, but
+he was ignorant whether or not it was
+the same person; and when he accidentally
+fell into the society of some of the junior
+officers, and was invited by Herbert himself
+to dine at the mess, pride prevented his ascertaining
+the fact. He did not wish to
+betray that his sister was a governess. Herbert,
+however, knew full well that their visitor
+was the brother of Emily Lovell, but partly
+for reasons of his own, and partly because he
+penetrated the weakness of the other, he abstained
+from mentioning her name.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Now, this town of T—— was, and probably
+is, about the dullest quarter in all England!
+The officers hated it, there was no flirting, no
+dancing, no hunting, no anything. Not a man
+of them knew what to do with himself. The
+old ones wandered about and played at whist,
+the young ones took to hazard and three-card-loo,
+playing at first for moderate stakes, but
+soon getting on to high ones. Two or three
+civilians of the neighbourhood joined the
+party, Charles Lovell amongst the rest. Had
+they begun with playing high, he would have
+been excluded for want of funds; but whilst
+they played low, he won, so that when they
+increased the stakes, trusting to a continuance
+of his good fortune, he was eager to go on
+with them. Neither did his luck altogether
+desert him; on the whole, he rather won than
+lost; but he foresaw that one bad night would
+break him, and he should be obliged to retire,
+forfeiting his amusement and mortifying his
+pride. It was just at this crisis, that, one
+night, an accident, which caused him to win
+a considerable sum, set him upon the notion
+of turning chance into certainty. Whilst
+shuffling the cards, he dropped the ace of
+spades into his lap, caught it up, replaced it in
+the pack, and dealt it to himself. No one
+else had seen the card, no observation was
+made, and a terrible thought came into his
+head!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Whether loo or hazard was played, Charles
+Lovell had, night after night, a most extraordinary
+run of luck. He won large sums,
+and saw before him the early prospect of
+paying his debts and clearing all his difficulties.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Amongst the young men who played at the
+table, some had plenty of money and cared
+little for their losses; but others were not so
+well off, and one of these was Edward Herbert.
+He, too, was the son of poor parents
+who had straitened themselves to put him in
+the army, and it was with infinite difficulty
+and privation that his widowed mother had
+amassed the needful sum to purchase for him
+a company, which was now becoming vacant.
+The retiring officer’s papers were already sent
+in, and Herbert’s money was lodged at Cox
+and Greenwood’s; but before the answer from
+the Horse-Guards arrived, he had lost every
+sixpence. Nearly the whole sum had become
+the property of Charles Lovell.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Herbert was a fine young man, honourable,
+generous, impetuous, and endowed with an
+acute sense of shame. He determined instantly
+to pay the debts, but he knew that
+his own prospects were ruined for life; he
+wrote to the agents to send him the money
+and withdraw his name from the list of purchasers.
+But how was he to support his
+mother’s grief? How meet the eye of the
+girl he loved? She, who he knew adored
+him, and whose hand it was agreed between
+them he should ask of her parents as soon as
+he was gazetted a captain! The anguish of
+mind he suffered then threw him into a fever,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>and he lay for several days betwixt life
+and death, and happily unconscious of his
+misery.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Meantime, another scene was being enacted
+elsewhere. The officers, who night after night
+found themselves losers, had not for some
+time entertained the least idea of foul play,
+but at length, one of them observing something
+suspicious, began to watch, and satisfied himself,
+by a peculiar method adopted by Lovell in
+‘throwing his mains,’ that he was the culprit.
+His suspicions were whispered from one to
+another, till they nearly all entertained them,
+with the exception of Herbert, who, being
+looked upon as Lovell’s most especial friend,
+was not told. So unwilling were these
+young men to blast, for ever, the character of
+the visitor whom they had so much liked,
+and to strike a fatal blow at the happiness
+and respectability of his family, that they
+were hesitating how to proceed, whether to
+openly accuse him or privately reprove and
+expel him, when Herbert’s heavy loss decided
+the question.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Herbert himself, overwhelmed with despair,
+had quitted the room, the rest were still
+seated around the table, when having given
+each other a signal, one of them, called Frank
+Houston, arose and said: ‘Gentlemen, it gives
+me great pain to have to call your attention
+to a very strange—a very distressing circumstance.
+For some time past there has been an
+extraordinary run of luck in one direction—we
+have all observed it—all remarked on it.
+Mr. Herbert has at this moment retired a
+heavy loser. There is, indeed, as far as I
+know, but one winner amongst us—but one,
+and he a winner to a very considerable
+amount; the rest all losers. God forbid, that
+I should rashly accuse any man! Lightly
+blast any man’s character! But I am bound
+to say, that I fear the money we have lost has
+not been fairly won. There has been foul
+play! I forbear to name the party—the facts
+sufficiently indicate him.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Who would not have pitied Lovell, when,
+livid with horror and conscious guilt, he
+vainly tried to say something? ‘Indeed—I
+assure you—I never’—but words would not
+come; he faltered and rushed out of the room
+in a transport of agony. They did pity him;
+and when he was gone, agreed amongst
+themselves to hush up the affair: but unfortunately,
+the civilians of the party, who had
+not been let into the secret, took up his
+defence. They not only believed the accusation
+unfounded, but felt it as an affront offered
+to their townsman; they blustered about it a
+good deal, and there was nothing left for it
+but to appoint a committee of investigation.
+Alas! the evidence was overwhelming! It
+turned out that the dice and cards had been
+supplied by Lovell. The former, still on the
+table, were found on examination to be
+loaded. In fact, he had had a pair as a
+curiosity long in his possession, and had
+obtained others from a disreputable character
+at Oxford. No doubt remained of his
+guilt.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>All this while Herbert had been too ill to
+be addressed on the subject; but symptoms
+of recovery were now beginning to appear;
+and as nobody was aware that he had any particular
+interest in the Lovell family, the affair
+was communicated to him. At first he refused
+to believe in his friend’s guilt, and became
+violently irritated. His informants assured
+him they would be too happy to find they were
+mistaken, but that since the inquiry no hope
+of such an issue remained, and he sank into a
+gloomy silence.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>On the following morning, when his servant
+came to his room door, he found it locked.
+When, at the desire of the surgeon, it was
+broken open, Herbert was found a corpse, and
+a discharged pistol lying beside him. An
+inquest sat upon the body, and the verdict
+brought in was <i>Temporary Insanity</i>. There
+never was one more just.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Preparations were now made for the funeral—that
+funeral which we had witnessed; but
+before the day appointed for it arrived, another
+chapter of this sad story was unfolded.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When Charles left the barracks on that
+fatal night, instead of going home, he passed
+the dark hours in wandering wildly about the
+country; but when morning dawned, fearing
+the eye of man, he returned to the vicarage,
+and slunk unobserved to his chamber. When
+he did not appear at breakfast, his mother
+sought him in his room, where she found him
+in bed. He said he was very ill—and so
+indeed he was—and begged to be left alone;
+but as he was no better on the following day,
+she insisted on sending for medical advice.
+The doctor found him with all those physical
+symptoms that are apt to supervene from
+great anxiety of mind; and saying he could
+get no sleep, Charles requested to have some
+laudanum; but the physician was on his
+guard, for although the parties concerned
+wished to keep the thing private, some rumours
+had got abroad that awakened his
+caution.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The parents, meanwhile, had not the slightest
+anticipation of the thunderbolt that was
+about to fall upon them. They lived a very
+retired life, were acquainted with none of the
+officers—and they were even ignorant of the
+amount of their son’s intimacy with the regiment.
+Thus, when news of Herbert’s lamentable
+death reached them, the mother said
+to her son: ‘Charles, did you know a young
+man in the barracks called Herbert; a lieutenant,
+I believe? By the bye, I hope it’s not
+Emily’s Mr. Herbert.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Did I know him?’ said Charles, turning
+suddenly towards her, for, under pretence that
+the light annoyed him, he always lay with his
+face to the wall. ‘Why do you ask, mother?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Because he’s dead. He had a fever,
+and—’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Herbert dead!’ cried Charles, suddenly sitting
+up in the bed.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>‘Yes, he had a fever, and it is supposed he
+was delirious, for he blew out his brains;
+there is a report that he had been playing
+high, and lost a great deal of money. What’s
+the matter, dear? Oh, Charles, I shouldn’t
+have told you! I was not aware that you knew
+him!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Fetch my father here, and, Mother, you
+come back with him!’ said Charles, speaking
+with a strange sternness of tone, and wildly
+motioning her out of the room.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When the parents came, he bade them sit
+down beside him; and then, with a degree of
+remorse and anguish that no words could
+portray, he told them all; whilst they, with
+blanched cheeks and fainting hearts, listened
+to the dire confession.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘And here I am,’ he exclaimed, as he ended,
+‘a cowardly scoundrel that has not dared to
+die! Oh, Herbert! happy, happy, Herbert!
+Would I were with you!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>At that moment the door opened, and a
+beautiful, bright, smiling, joyous face peeped
+in. It was Emily Lovell, the beloved daughter,
+the adored sister, arrived from London in
+compliance with a letter received a few days
+previously from Herbert, wherein he had told
+her that by the time she received it, he would
+be a captain. She had come to introduce him
+to her parents as her affianced husband. She
+feared no refusal; well she knew how rejoiced
+they would be to see her the wife of so kind
+and honourable a man. But they were ignorant
+of all this, and in the fulness of their agony,
+the cup of woe ran over and she drank of the
+draught! They told her all before she had
+been five minutes in the room. How else
+could they account for their tears, their confusion,
+their bewilderment, their despair!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Before Herbert’s funeral took place, Emily
+Lovell was lying betwixt life and death in a
+brain fever. Under the influence of a feeling
+easily to be comprehended, thirsting for a
+self-imposed torture, that by its very poignancy
+should relieve the dead weight of wretchedness
+that lay upon his breast, Charles crept
+from his bed, and slipping on a loose coat that
+hung in his room, he stole across the garden
+to the tower, whence, through the arrow-slit,
+he witnessed the burial of his sister’s lover,
+whom he had hastened to the grave.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Here terminates our sad story. We left
+T—— on the following morning, and it was two
+or three years before any further intelligence
+of the Lovell family reached us. All we
+then heard was, that Charles had gone, a
+self-condemned exile, to Australia; and that
+Emily had insisted on accompanying him
+thither.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>DREAM WITHIN DREAM; OR, EVIL MINIMISED.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c007'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>What evil would be, could it be, the Blest</div>
+ <div class='line'>Are sometimes fain to know. They sink to rest,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Dream, for one moment’s space, of care and strife,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Wake, stare, and smile; and this is Human Life.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>THE SCHOOLMASTER AT HOME AND ABROAD.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>The lamentable deficiency of the commonest
+rudiments of education, which still exists
+among the humbler classes of this nation, is
+never so darkly apparent as when we compare
+their condition with that of people of
+similar rank in other countries. When we do
+so, we find that England stands the lowest in
+the scale of what truly must be looked upon as
+<i>Civilisation</i>; for she provides fewer means for
+promoting it than any of her neighbours. With
+us, education is a commodity to be trafficked
+in: abroad, it is a duty. Here, schoolmasters
+are perfectly irresponsible except to their
+paymasters: in other countries, teachers are
+appointed by the state, and a rigid supervision
+is maintained over the trainers of youth, both
+as regards competency and moral conduct.
+In England, whoever is too poor to buy the
+article education, can get none of it for himself
+or his offspring: in other parts of Europe,
+either the government (as in Germany), or
+public opinion (as in America), enforces it
+upon the youthful population.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>What are the consequences? One is revealed
+by a comparison between the proportion
+of scholars in elementary schools to the
+entire population of other countries, and that
+in our own. Taking the whole of northern
+Europe—including Scotland—and France and
+Belgium (where education is at a low ebb), we
+find that to every 2¼ of the population, there
+is one child acquiring the rudiments of knowledge;
+while in England there is only one
+such pupil to every <i>fourteen</i> inhabitants.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It has been calculated that there are, at
+the present day in England and Wales, nearly
+8,000,000 persons who can neither read nor
+write—that is to say, nearly one quarter of
+the population. Also, that of all the children
+between five and fourteen, more than one
+half attend no place of instruction. These
+statements—compiled by Mr. Kay, from official
+and other authentic sources, for his work
+on the Social Condition and Education of the
+Poor in England and Europe, would be hard
+to believe, if we had not to encounter in our
+every-day life degrees of illiteracy which
+would be startling, if we were not thoroughly
+used to it. Wherever we turn, ignorance,
+not always allied to poverty, stares us in
+the face. If we look in the Gazette, at the
+list of partnerships dissolved, not a month
+passes but some unhappy man, rolling perhaps
+in wealth, but wallowing in ignorance,
+is put to the <i>experimentum crucis</i> of ‘his
+mark.’ The number of petty jurors—in
+rural districts especially—who can only sign
+with a cross is enormous. It is not unusual
+to see parish documents of great local importance
+defaced with the same humiliating
+symbol by persons whose office shows them
+to be not only ‘men of mark,’ but men of
+substance. We have printed already specimens
+of the partial ignorance which passes
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>under the ken of the Post Office authorities,
+and we may venture to assert, that such specimens
+of penmanship and orthography are
+not to be matched in any other country in
+Europe. A housewife in humble life need only
+turn to the file of her tradesmen’s bills to
+discover hieroglyphics which render them
+so many arithmetical puzzles. In short, the
+practical evidences of the low ebb to which
+the plainest rudiments of education in this
+country has fallen, are too common to bear
+repetition. We cannot pass through the
+streets, we cannot enter a place of public
+assembly, or ramble in the fields, without the
+gloomy shadow of Ignorance sweeping over us.
+The rural population is indeed in a worse
+plight than the other classes. We quote—with
+the attestation of our own experience—the
+following passage from one of a series
+of articles which have recently appeared
+in a morning newspaper:—‘Taking the
+adult class of agricultural labourers, it is
+almost impossible to exaggerate the ignorance
+in which they live and move and
+have their being. As they work in the
+fields, the external world has some hold upon
+them through the medium of their senses;
+but to all the higher exercises of intellect,
+they are perfect strangers. You cannot
+address one of them without being at once
+painfully struck with the intellectual darkness
+which enshrouds him. There is in
+general neither speculation in his eyes, nor
+intelligence in his countenance. The whole
+expression is more that of an animal than of
+a man. He is wanting, too, in the erect and
+independent bearing of a man. When you
+accost him, if he is not insolent—which he
+seldom is—he is timid and shrinking, his
+whole manner showing that he feels himself
+at a distance from you, greater than should
+separate any two classes of men. He is often
+doubtful when you address, and suspicious
+when you question him; he is seemingly
+oppressed with the interview, while it lasts,
+and obviously relieved when it is over. These
+are the traits which I can affirm them to
+possess as a class, after having come in contact
+with many hundreds of farm labourers.
+They belong to a generation for whose intellectual
+culture little or nothing was done.
+As a class, they have no amusements beyond
+the indulgence of sense. In nine cases out of
+ten, recreation is associated in their minds
+with nothing higher than sensuality. I have
+frequently asked clergymen and others, if
+they often find the adult peasant reading for
+his own or others’ amusement? The invariable
+answer is, that such a sight is seldom
+or never witnessed. In the first place, <i>the great
+bulk of them cannot read</i>. In the next, a large
+proportion of those who can, do so with too
+much difficulty to admit of the exercise being
+an amusement to them. Again, few of those
+who can read with comparative ease, have the
+taste for doing so. It is but justice to them to
+say, that many of those who cannot read, have
+bitterly regretted, in my hearing, their inability
+to do so. I shall never forget the tone in which
+an old woman in Cornwall intimated to me
+what a comfort it would now be to her, could
+she only read her Bible in her lonely hours.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We now turn to the high lights of the
+picture as presented abroad, and which, from
+their very brightness, throw our own intellectual
+gloom into deeper shade. Mr. Kay
+observes in the work we have already cited—</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘It is a great fact, however much we may
+be inclined to doubt it, that throughout
+Prussia, Saxony, Bavaria, Bohemia, Wirtemberg,
+Baden, Hesse Darmstadt, Hesse Cassel,
+Gotha, Nassau, Hanover, Denmark, Switzerland,
+Norway, and the Austrian Empire, all
+the children are actually at this present time
+attending school, and are receiving a careful,
+religious, moral, and intellectual education,
+from highly educated and efficient teachers.
+Over the vast tract of country which I have
+mentioned, as well as in Holland, and the
+greater part of France, <i>all</i> the children above
+six years of age are daily acquiring useful
+knowledge and good habits under the <i>influence</i>
+of moral, religious, and learned teachers. <span class='sc'>All</span>
+the youth of the greater part of these
+countries, below the age of twenty-one years,
+can read, write, and cypher, and know the Bible
+History, and the history of their own country.
+No children are left idle and dirty in the
+streets of the towns—there is no class of
+children to be compared in any respect to the
+children who frequent our “ragged schools”——all
+the children, even of the poorest parents,
+are, in a great part of these countries, in
+dress, appearance, cleanliness, and manners, as
+polished and civilised as the children of our
+middle classes; the children of the poor in
+Germany are so civilised that the rich often
+send their children to the schools intended
+for the poor; and, lastly, in a great part of
+Germany and Switzerland, the children of
+the poor are receiving a <i>better</i> education than
+that given in England to the children of the
+greater part of our middle classes.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I remember one day,’ says Mr. Kay in
+another page, ‘when walking near Berlin in
+the company of Herr Hintz, a professor in
+Dr. Diesterweg’s Normal College, and of
+another teacher, we saw a poor woman cutting
+up, in the road, logs of wood for winter
+use. My companions pointed her out to me
+and said, “Perhaps you will scarcely believe
+it, but in the neighbourhood of Berlin, poor
+women, like that one, read translations of
+Sir Walter Scott’s Novels, and many of the
+interesting works of your language, besides
+those of the principal writers of Germany.”
+This account was afterwards confirmed by
+the testimony of several other persons. Often
+and often have I seen the poor cab-drivers of
+Berlin, while waiting for a fare, amusing
+themselves by reading German books, which
+they had brought with them in the morning,
+expressly for the purpose of supplying amusement
+and occupation for their leisure hours.
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>In many parts of these countries, the peasants
+and the workmen of the towns attend regular
+weekly lectures or weekly classes, where
+they practise singing or chanting, or learn
+mechanical drawing, history, or science. The
+intelligence of the poorer classes of these
+countries is shown by their manners. The
+whole appearance of a German peasant who
+has been brought up under this system, <i>i. e.</i>
+of any of the poor who have not attained
+the age of thirty-five years, is very different
+to that of our own peasantry. The German,
+Swiss, or Dutch peasant, who has grown up
+to manhood under the new system, and since
+the old feudal system was overthrown, is not
+nearly so often, as with us, distinguished by
+an uncouth dialect. On the contrary, they
+speak as their teachers speak, clearly, without
+hesitation, and grammatically. They answer
+questions politely, readily, and with the ease
+which shows they have been accustomed to
+mingle with men of greater wealth and of
+better education than themselves. They do
+not appear embarrassed, still less do they
+appear gawkish or stupid, when addressed.
+If, in asking a peasant a question, a stranger,
+according to the polite custom of the country,
+raises his hat, the first words of reply are the
+quietly uttered ones, “I pray you, Sir, be
+covered.” A Prussian peasant is always
+polite and respectful to a stranger, but quite
+as much at his ease as when speaking to one
+of his own fellows.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Surely the contrast presented between the
+efforts of the schoolmaster abroad and his
+inactivity at home—refuting, as it does, our
+hourly boastings of ‘intellectual progress,’—should
+arouse us, energetically and practically,
+to the work of Educational extension.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>THE LADY ALICE.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c007'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in21'>I.</div>
+ <div class='line'>What doth the Lady Alice so late on the turret-stair,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Without a lamp to light her but the diamond in her hair;</div>
+ <div class='line'>When every arching passage overflows with shallow gloom,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And dreams float through the castle, into every silent room?</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>She trembles at her footsteps, although their fall is light;</div>
+ <div class='line'>For through the turret-loopholes she sees the murky night,—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Black, broken vapours streaming across the stormy skies,—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Along the empty corridors the moaning tempest cries.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>She steals along a gallery, she pauses by a door;</div>
+ <div class='line'>And fast her tears are dropping down upon the oaken floor;</div>
+ <div class='line'>And thrice she seems returning,—but thrice she turns again;—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Now heavy lie the cloud of sleep on that old father’s brain!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Oh, well it were that <i>never</i> thou should’st waken from thy sleep!</div>
+ <div class='line'>For wherefore should they waken who waken but to weep?</div>
+ <div class='line'>No more, no more beside thy bed may Peace her vigil keep;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Thy sorrow, like a lion, waits<a id='r1'></a><a href='#f1' class='c008'><sup>[1]</sup></a> upon its prey to leap.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in21'>II.</div>
+ <div class='line'>An afternoon in April. No sun appears on high;</div>
+ <div class='line'>A moist and yellow lustre fills the deepness of the sky;</div>
+ <div class='line'>And through the castle gateway, with slow and solemn tread,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Along the leafless avenue they bear the honoured dead.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>They stop. The long line closes up, like some gigantic worm;</div>
+ <div class='line'>A shape is standing in the path; a wan and ghostlike form;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Which gazes fixedly, nor moves; nor utters any sound;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Then, like a statue built of snow, falls lifeless to the ground.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>And though her clothes are ragged, and though her feet are bare;</div>
+ <div class='line'>And though all wild and tangled, falls her heavy silk-brown hair;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Though from her eyes the brightness, from her cheeks the bloom, has fled;</div>
+ <div class='line'>They know their Lady Alice, the Darling of the Dead.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>With silence, in her own old room the fainting form they lay;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Where all things stand unaltered since the night she fled away;</div>
+ <div class='line'>But who shall bring to life again her father from the clay?</div>
+ <div class='line'>But who shall give her back again her heart of that old day?</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f1'>
+<p class='c006'><a href='#r1'>1</a>. The lion was said to ‘prey on nothing that doth seem
+as dead.’</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>ILLUSTRATIONS OF CHEAPNESS.<br> <span class='large'>A GLOBE.</span></h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>One of the most remarkable of self-educated
+men, James Ferguson, when a poor agricultural
+labourer, constructed a globe. A friend
+had made him a present of ‘Gordon’s Geographical
+Grammar,’ which, he says, ‘at that
+time was to me a great treasure. There is no
+figure of a globe in it, although it contains a
+tolerable description of the globes, and their
+use. From this description I made a globe in
+three weeks, at my father’s, having turned
+the ball thereof out of a piece of wood; which
+ball I covered with paper, and delineated a
+map of the world upon it, made the meridian
+ring and horizon of wood, covered them with
+paper, and graduated them; and was happy
+to find that by my globe (which was the first
+I ever saw) I could solve the problems.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘But,’ he adds, ‘this was not likely to afford
+me bread.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In a few years this ingenious man discovered
+the conditions upon which he could earn his
+bread, by a skill which did not suffer under
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>the competition of united labour. He had
+made also a wooden clock. He carried about
+his globe and his clock, and ‘began to pick up
+some money about the country’ by cleaning
+clocks. He became a skilled clock-cleaner.
+For six-and-twenty years afterwards he earned
+his bread as an artist. He then became a
+scientific lecturer, and in connection with his
+pursuits, was also a globe maker. His name
+may be seen upon old globes, associated with
+that of Senex. The demand for globes must
+have been then very small, but Ferguson had
+learned that cheapness is produced by labour-saving
+contrivances. A pretty instrument for
+graduating lines upon the meridian ring, once
+belonging to Ferguson, is in use at this hour
+in the manufactory of Messrs. Malby and Son.
+The poor lad ‘who made a globe in three
+weeks’ finally won the honours and riches
+that were due to his genius and industry.
+But he would never have earned a living in
+the continuance of his first attempt to turn a
+ball out of a piece of wood, cover it with paper,
+and draw a map of the world upon it. The
+nicest application of his individual skill, and
+the most careful employment of his scientific
+knowledge, would have been wasted upon
+those portions of the work in which the continued
+application of common routine labour
+is the most efficient instrument of production.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Let us contrast the successive steps of
+Ferguson’s first experiment in globe-making
+with the processes of a globe manufactory.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A globe is not made of ‘a ball turned out of
+a piece of wood.’ If a solid ball of large
+dimensions were so turned, it would be too
+heavy for ordinary use. Erasmus said of one
+of the books of Thomas Aquinas, ‘No man can
+carry it about, much less get it into his head;’
+and so would it be said of a solid globe. If it
+were made of hollow wood, it would warp and
+split at the junction of its parts. A globe is
+made of paper and plaster. It is a beautiful
+combination of solidity and lightness. It is
+perfectly balanced upon its axis. It retains
+its form under every variety of temperature.
+Time affects it less than most other works of
+art. It is as durable as a Scagliola column.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A globe may not, at first sight, appear a
+cheap production. It is not, of necessity, a
+low-priced production, and yet it is essentially
+cheap; for nearly all the principles of manufacture
+that are conditions of cheapness are
+exhibited in the various stages of its construction.
+There are only four globe-makers in
+England and one in Scotland. The annual
+sale of globes is only about a thousand pair.
+The price of a pair of globes varies from six
+shillings to fifty pounds. But from the
+smallest 2-inch, to the largest 36-inch globe,
+a systematic process is carried on at every
+step of its formation. We select this Illustration
+of Cheapness as a contrast, in relation to
+price and extent of demand, to the Lucifer
+Match. But it is, at the same time, a parallel
+in principle. If a globe were not made upon
+a principle involving the scientific combination
+of skilled labour, it would be a mere
+article of luxury from its excessive costliness.
+It is now a most useful instrument in education.
+For educational purposes the most inexpensive
+globe is as valuable as that of the
+highest price. All that properly belongs to
+the excellence of the instrument is found in
+combination with the commonest stained
+wood frame, as perfectly as with the most
+highly-finished frame of rose-wood or mahogany.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The mould, if we may so express it, of a globe
+is turned out of a piece of wood. This sphere
+need not be mathematically accurate. It is
+for rough work, and flaws and cracks are of
+little consequence. This wooden ball has an
+axis, a piece of iron wire at each pole. And
+here we may remark, that, at every stage of
+the process, the revolution of a sphere upon
+its axis, under the hands of the workman, is
+the one great principle which renders every
+operation one of comparative ease and simplicity.
+The labour would be enormously multiplied
+if the same class of operations had to
+be performed upon a cube. The solid mould,
+then, of the embryo globe is placed on its axis
+in a wooden frame. In a very short time a
+boy will form a pasteboard globe upon its
+surface. He first covers it entirely with strips
+of strong paper, thoroughly wet, which are in
+a tub of water at his side. The slight inequalities
+produced by the over-lapping of the
+strips are immaterial. The saturated paper
+is not suffered to dry; but is immediately
+covered over with a layer of pasted paper,
+also cut in long narrow slips. A third layer
+of similarly pasted paper—brown paper and
+white being used alternately—is applied; and
+then, a fourth, a fifth and a sixth. Here the
+pasting process ends for globes of moderate
+size. For the large ones it is carried farther.
+This wet pasteboard ball has now to be dried,—placed
+upon its axis in a rack. If we were
+determined to follow the progress of this individual
+ball through all its stages, we should
+have to wait a fortnight before it advanced
+another step. But as the large factory of
+Messrs. Malby and Son has many scores of
+globes all rolling onward to perfection, we
+shall be quite satisfied to witness the next
+operation performed upon a pasteboard sphere
+that began to exist some weeks earlier, and is
+now hard to the core.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The wooden ball, with its solid paper
+covering, is placed on its axis. A sharp
+cutting instrument, fixed on a bench, is brought
+into contact with the surface of the sphere,
+which is made to revolve. In less time than
+we write, the pasteboard ball is cut in half.
+There is no adhesion to the wooden mould, for
+the first coating of paper was simply <i>wetted</i>.
+Two bowls of thick card now lie before us,
+with a small hole in each, made by the axis of
+the wooden ball. But a junction is very soon
+effected. Within every globe there is a piece
+of wood—we may liken it to a round ruler—of
+the exact length of the inner surface of the
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>sphere from pole to pole. A thick wire runs
+through this wood, and originally projected
+some two or three inches at each end. This
+stick is placed upright in a vice. The semi-globe
+is nailed to one end of the stick, upon
+which it rests, when the wire is passed
+through its centre. It is now reversed, and
+the edges of the card rapidly covered with
+glue. The edges of the other semi-globe are
+instantly brought into contact, the other end
+of the wire passing through its centre in the
+same way, and a similar nailing to the stick
+taking place. We have now a paper globe,
+with its own axis, which will be its companion
+for the whole term of its existence.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The paper globe is next placed on its axis
+in a frame, of which one side is a semi-circular
+piece of metal;—the horizon of a globe cut in
+half would show its form. A tub of white
+composition,—a compound of whiting, glue,
+and oil is on the bench. The workman dips
+his hand into this ‘gruel thick and slab,’ and
+rapidly applies it to the paper sphere with
+tolerable evenness: but as it revolves, the
+semi-circle of metal clears off the superfluous
+portions. The ball of paper is now a ball of
+plaster externally. Time again enters largely
+into the manufacture. The first coating must
+thoroughly dry before the next is applied;
+and so again till the process has been repeated
+four or five times. Thus, when we visit a
+globe workshop, we are at first surprised at
+the number of white balls, from three inches
+diameter to three feet, which occupy a large
+space. They are all steadily advancing towards
+completion. They cannot be hurriedly dried.
+The duration of their quiescent state must
+depend upon the degrees of the thermometer
+in the ordinary atmosphere. They cost
+little. They consume nothing beyond a small
+amount of rent. As they advance to the
+dignity of perfect spheres, increased pains are
+taken in the application of the plaster. At
+last they are polished. Their surface is as
+hard and as fine as ivory. But, beautiful as
+they are, they may, like many other beautiful
+things, want a due equipoise. They must be
+perfectly balanced. They must move upon
+their poles with the utmost exactness. A few
+shot, let in here and there, correct all irregularities.
+And now the paper and plaster
+sphere is to be endued with intelligence.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>What may be called the artistical portion
+of globe-making here commences. In the
+manufactory we are describing there are two
+skilled workers, who may take rank as artists,
+but whose skill is limited, and at the same time
+perfected, by the uniformity of their operations.
+One of these artists, a young woman,
+who has been familiar with the business from
+her earliest years, takes the polished globe
+in her lap, for the purpose of marking it with
+lines of direction for covering it with engraved
+strips, which will ultimately form a perfect
+map. The inspection of a finished globe will
+show that the larger divisions of longitude are
+expressed by lines drawn from pole to pole,
+and those of latitude by a series of concentric
+rings. The polished plaster has to be covered
+with similar lines. These lines are struck
+with great rapidity, and with mathematical
+truth, by an instrument called a ‘beam compass,’
+in the use of which this workwoman is
+most expert. The sphere is now ready for
+receiving the map, which is engraved in fourteen
+distinct pieces. The arctic and antarctic
+poles form two circular pieces, from which the
+lines of longitude radiate. These having been
+fitted and pasted, one of the remaining twelve
+pieces, containing 30 degrees, is also pasted on
+the sphere, in the precise space where the lines
+of longitude have been previously marked, its
+lines of latitude corresponding in a similar
+manner. The paper upon which these portions
+of the earth’s surface are engraved is thin and
+extremely tough. It is rubbed down with the
+greatest care, through all the stages of this
+pasting process. We have at length a globe
+covered with a plain map, so perfectly joined
+that every line and every letter fit together as
+if they had been engraved in one piece,—which,
+of course, would be absolutely impossible for
+the purpose of covering a ball.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The artist who thus covers the globe, called
+a paster, is also a colourer. This is, of necessity,
+a work which cannot be carried on with
+any division of labour. It is not so with the
+colouring of an atlas. A map passes under
+many hands in the colouring. A series of
+children, each using one colour, produce in
+combination a map coloured in all its parts,
+with the rapidity and precision of a machine.
+But a globe must be coloured by one hand.
+It is curious to observe the colourer working
+without a pattern. By long experience the
+artist knows how the various boundaries are
+to be defined, with pink continents, and blue
+islands, and the green oceans, connecting the
+most distant regions. To a contemplative
+mind, how many thoughts must go along with
+the mark, as he covers Europe with indications
+of popular cities, and has little to do
+with Africa and Australia but to mark the
+coast lines;—as year after year he has to
+make some variation in the features of the
+great American continent, which indicates the
+march of the human family over once trackless
+deserts, whilst the memorable places of
+the ancient world undergo few changes but
+those of name. And then, as he is finishing a
+globe for the cabin of some ‘great ammirall,’
+may he not think that, in some frozen nook
+of the Arctic Sea, the friendly Esquimaux may
+come to gaze upon his work, and seeing how
+pretty a spot England is upon the ball, wonder
+what illimitable riches nature spontaneously
+produces in that favoured region, some of
+which is periodically scattered by her ships
+through those dreary climes in the search for
+some unknown road amidst everlasting icebergs,
+while he would gladly find a short track
+to the sunny south. And then, perhaps,
+higher thoughts may come into his mind;
+and as this toy of a world grows under his
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>fingers, and as he twists it around upon its
+material axis, he may think of the great artificer
+of the universe, having the feeling, if not
+knowing, the words of the poet:—</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c009'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>‘In ambient air this ponderous ball <span class='sc'>He</span> hung.’</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c006'>Contemplative, or not, the colourer steadily
+pursues his uniform labour, and the sphere is
+at length fully coloured.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The globe has now to be varnished with a
+preparation technically known as ‘white
+hard,’ to which some softening matter is
+added to prevent the varnish cracking. This
+is a secret which globe-makers preserve.
+Four coats of varnish complete the work.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>And next the ball has to be mounted. We
+have already mentioned an instrument by
+which the brass meridian ring is accurately
+graduated; that is, marked with lines representing
+360 degrees, with corresponding
+numerals. Of whatever size the ring is, an
+index-hand, connected with the graduating
+instrument, shows the exact spot where the
+degree is to be marked with a graver. The
+operation is comparatively rapid; but for the
+largest globes it involves considerable expense.
+After great trouble, the ingenious men whose
+manufactory we are describing have succeeded
+in producing cast-iron rings, with the
+degrees and figures perfectly distinct; and
+these applied to 36-inch globes, instead of the
+engraved meridians, make a difference of ten
+guineas in their price. For furniture they
+are not so beautiful; for use they are quite
+as valuable. There is only one other process
+which requires great nicety. The axis of the
+globe revolves on the meridian ring, and of
+course it is absolutely necessary that the poles
+should be exactly parallel. This is effected by
+a little machine which drills each extremity
+at one and the same instant; and the operation
+is termed poling the meridian.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The mounting of the globe,—the completion
+of a pair of globes,—is now handed over to
+the cabinet-maker. The cost of the material
+and the elaboration of the workmanship
+determine the price.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Before we conclude, we would say a few
+words as to the limited nature of the demand
+for globes.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Our imperfect description of this manufacture
+will have shown that experience, and
+constant application of ingenuity, have succeeded
+in reducing to the lowest amount the
+labour employed in the production of globes.
+The whole population of English globe-makers
+does not exceed thirty or forty men, women,
+and boys. Globes are thus produced at the
+lowest rate of cheapness, as regards the
+number of labourers, and with very moderate
+profits to the manufacturer, on account of the
+smallness of his returns. The <i>durability</i> of
+globes is one great cause of the limitation
+of the demand. Changes of fashion, or
+caprices of taste, as to the mounting—new
+geographical discoveries, and modern information
+as to the position and nomenclature of
+the stars—may displace a few old globes
+annually, which then find their way from
+brokers’ shops into a class somewhat below
+that of their original purchasers. But the
+pair of globes generally maintain for years
+their original position in the school-room or
+the library. They are rarely injured, and
+suffer very slight decay. The new purchasers
+represent that portion of society which is
+seeking after knowledge, or desires to manifest
+some pretension to intellectual tastes. The
+number of globes annually sold represents to
+a certain extent the advance of Education.
+But if the labour-saving expedients did not
+exist in the manufacture the cost would be
+much higher, and the purchasers greatly reduced
+in number. The contrivances by which
+comparative cheapness is produced arise out
+of the necessity of contending against the
+durability of the article by encouraging
+a new demand. If these did not exist,
+the supply would outrun the demand;—the
+price of the article would less and less repay
+the labour expended in its production; the
+manufacture of globes would cease till the old
+globes were worn out, and the few rich and
+scientific purchasers had again raised up a
+market.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>THE GHOST OF THE LATE MR. JAMES BARBER.<br> <span class='large'>A YARN ASHORE.</span></h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>‘“Luck!” nonsense. There is no such
+thing. Life is not a game of chance any more
+than chess is. If you lose, you have no one
+but yourself to blame.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This was said by a young lieutenant in the
+Royal Navy, to a middle-aged midshipman,
+his elder brother.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Do you mean to say that luck had nothing
+to do with Fine Gentleman Bobbin passing for
+lieutenant, and my being turned back?’ was
+the rejoinder.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Bobbin, though a dandy, is a good seaman,
+and—and——.’ The speaker looked another
+way, and hesitated.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I am <i>not</i>, you would add—if you had
+courage. But I say I am, and a better seaman
+than Bobbin.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Practically, perhaps, for you are ten years
+older in the service. But it was in the theoretical
+part of seamanship—which is equally
+important—that you broke down before the
+examiners,’ continued the younger officer,
+in tones of earnest but sorrowful reproach.
+‘You never <i>would</i> study.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I’ll tell you what it is, master Ferdinand,’
+said the elderly middy, not without a show
+of displeasure. ‘I don’t think this is the
+correct sort of conversation to be going on
+between two brothers after a five years’
+separation.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The young lieutenant laid his hand soothingly
+on his brother’s arm, and entreated
+him to take what he said in good part.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Well, well!’ rejoined the middy, with a
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>laugh half-forced. ‘Take care what you are
+about, or, by Jove, I’ll inform against you.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What for?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Why, for preaching without a license.—Besides,
+you were once as bad as you pretend
+I am.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I own it with sorrow; but I was warned
+in time by the wretched end of poor James
+Barber——’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Of whom?’ asked the elder brother, starting
+back as he pushed his glass along the table.
+‘You don’t mean Jovial Jemmy, as we used
+to call him; once my messmate in the brig
+“Rollock.”’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Yes, I do.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What! dead?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Yes.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Why, it was one of our great delights, when
+in harbour and on shore, to “go the rounds,”—as
+he called it—with Jovial Jemmy. He
+understood life from stem to stern—from
+truck to keel. He knew everybody, from the
+First Lord downwards. I have seen him recognised
+by <i>the</i> Duke one minute, and the next
+pick up with a strolling player, and familiarly
+treat him at a tavern. He once took me to a
+quadrille party at the Duchess of Durrington’s,
+where he seemed to know and be known to
+everybody present, and then adjourned to the
+Cider Cellars, where he was equally intimate
+with all sorts of queer characters. Though a
+favourite among the aristocracy, he was equally
+welcome in less exclusive societies. He was
+“Brother,” “Past Master,” “Warden,” “Noble
+Grand,” or “President” of all sorts of Lodges
+and Fraternities. Uncommonly knowing was
+Jemmy in all sorts of club and fashionable
+gossip. He knew who gave the best dinners,
+and was always invited to the best balls.
+He was a capital judge of champagne, and
+when he betted upon a horse-race everybody
+backed him. He could hum all the fashionable
+songs, and was the fourth man who could
+dance the polka when it was first imported.
+Then he was as profound in bottled stout,
+Welsh rabbits, Burton ale, devilled kidneys,
+and bowls of Bishop, as he was in Roman
+punch, French cookery, and Italian singers.
+Afloat, he was the soul of fun:—he got
+up all our private theatricals, told all the
+best stories, and sung comic songs that made
+even the Purser laugh.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘An extent and variety of knowledge and
+accomplishments,’ said Lieutenant Fid, ‘which
+had the precise effect of blasting his prospects
+in life. He was, as you remember, at last
+dismissed the service for intemperance and
+incompetence.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘When did you see him last?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What, <i>alive</i>?’ inquired Ferdinand Fid,
+changing countenance.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Of course! Surely you do not mean to
+insinuate that you have seen his ghost!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The lieutenant was silent; and the midshipman
+took a deep draught of his favourite
+mixture—equal portions of rum and water—and
+hinted to his younger brother, the lieutenant,
+the expediency of immediately confiding
+the story to the Marines; for he declined
+to credit it. He then ventured another recommendation,
+which was, that Ferdinand
+should throw the impotent temperance tipple
+he was then imbibing ‘over the side of the
+Ship’—which meant the tavern of that name
+in Greenwich, at the open bow-window of
+which they were then sitting—and clear his
+intellects by something stronger.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I can afford to be laughed at,’ said the
+younger Fid, ‘because I have gained immeasurably
+by the delusion, if it be one; but
+if ever there was a ghost, I have seen the
+ghost of James Barber. I, like yourself and
+he, was nearly ruined by love of amusement
+and intemperance, when he—or whatever
+else it might have been—came to my aid.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Let us hear. I see I am “in” for a ghost
+story.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Well; it was eighteen forty-one when I
+came home in the “Arrow” with despatches
+from the coast of Africa: you were lying in
+the Tagus in the “Bobstay.” Ours, you know,
+was rather a thirsty station; a man inclined
+for it comes home from the Slaving Coasts
+with a determination to make up his lee way.
+I did mine with a vengeance. As usual, I
+looked up “Jovial Jemmy.”’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘’Twas easy to find him if you knew where
+to go.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I <i>did</i> know, and went. He had by that
+time got tired of his more aristocratic friends.
+Respectability was too “slow” for him, so I
+found him presiding over the “Philanthropic
+Raspers,” at the “Union Jack.” He received
+me with open arms, and took me, as you say,
+the “rounds.” I can’t recal that week’s dissipation
+without a shudder. We rushed about
+from ball to tavern, from theatre to supper-room,
+from club to gin-palace, as if our lives
+depended on losing not a moment. We had
+not time to walk, so we galloped about in cabs.
+On the fourth night, when I was beginning to
+feel knocked up, and tired of the same songs,
+the same quadrilles, the bad whiskey, the
+suffocating tobacco smoke, and the morning’s
+certain and desperate penalties, I remarked
+to Jemmy, that it was a miracle how he had
+managed to weather it for so many years.
+“What a hardship you would deem it,” I
+added, “if you were <i>obliged</i> to go the same
+weary round from one year’s end to another.”’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What did he say to that?’ asked Philip.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Why, I never saw him so taken aback.
+He looked quite fiercely at me, and replied,
+“I <i>am</i> obliged!”’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘How did he make that out?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Why, he had tippled and dissipated his
+constitution into such a state that use had
+become second nature. Excitement was his
+natural condition, and he dared not become
+quite sober for fear of a total collapse—or
+dropping down like a shot in the water.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The midshipman had his glass in his hand,
+but forebore to taste it.—‘Well, what then?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘The “rounds” lasted two nights longer.
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>I was fairly beaten. Cast-iron could not have
+stood it. I was prostrated in bed with fever—and
+worse.’ Ferdinand was agitated, and
+took a large draught of his lemonade.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Well, well, you need not enlarge upon that,’
+replied Phil Fid, raising his glass towards his
+lips, but again thinking better of it; ‘I heard
+how bad you were from Seton, who shaved
+your head.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I had scarcely recovered when the “Arrow”
+was ordered back, and I made a vow.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Took the pledge, perhaps!’ interjected
+the mid, with a slight curl of his lip.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘No! I determined to work more and play
+less. We had a capital naval instructor
+aboard, and our commander was as good an
+officer as ever trod the deck. I studied—a
+little too hard perhaps, for I was laid up
+again. The “Arrow” was, as usual, as good as
+her name, and we shot across to Jamaica in
+five weeks. One evening as we were lying in
+Kingston harbour, Seton, who had come over
+to join the Commodore as full surgeon, told
+me what he had never ventured to divulge
+before.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What was that?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Why, that, on the very day I left London,
+James Barber died of a frightful attack of
+<i>delirium tremens</i>!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Poor Jemmy!’ said the elder Fid sorrowfully,
+taking a long pull of consolation from
+his rummer. ‘Little did I think, while singing
+some of your best songs off Belem Castle, that
+I had seen you for the last time!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘<i>I</i> hadn’t seen him for the last time,’ returned
+the lieutenant, with awful significance.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Philip assumed a careless air, and said,
+‘Go on.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘We were ordered home in eighteen forty-five,
+and paid off in January. I went to
+Portsmouth; was examined, and passed as
+lieutenant.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This allusion to his brother’s better condition
+made poor Philip look rather blank.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘On being confirmed at the Admiralty,’
+continued Ferdinand, ‘I had to give a
+dinner to the “Arrows;” which I did at the
+Salopian, Charing Cross. In the excess of
+my joy at promotion, my determination of
+temperance and avoidance of what is called
+“society” was swamped. I kept it up once
+more; I went the “rounds,” and accepted
+all the dinner, supper, and ball invitations I
+could get, invariably ending each morning
+in one of the old haunts of dissipation. Old
+associations with James Barber returned, and
+like causes produced similar effects. One
+morning while maundering home, I began to
+feel the same wild confusion as had previously
+commenced my dreadful malady.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Ah! a little touched in the top-hamper.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘It was just daylight. Thinking to cool
+myself, I jumped into a wherry to get pulled
+down here to Greenwich.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Of course you were not quite sober.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Don’t ask! I do not like even to allude
+to my sensations, for fear of recalling them.
+My brain seemed in a flame. The boat appeared
+to be going at the rate of twenty miles
+an hour. Fast as we were cleaving the current,
+I heard my name distinctly called out.
+I reconnoitred, but could see nobody. I looked
+over on one side of the gunwale, and, while
+doing so, felt something touch me from the
+other; I felt a chill; I turned round and
+saw——’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Whom?’ asked the midshipman, holding
+his breath.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What seemed to be James Barber.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Was he wet?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘As dry as you are.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I summoned courage to speak. “Hallo!
+some mistake!” I exclaimed.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“Not at all,” was the reply. “I’m James
+Barber. Don’t be frightened, I’m harmless.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“But——”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“I know what you are going to say,” interrupted
+the intruder. “Seton did not deceive
+you—I am only an occasional visitor <i>up
+here</i>.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘This brought me up with a round turn,
+and I had sense enough to wish my friend
+would vanish as he came. “Where shall we
+land you?” I asked.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“Oh, any where—it don’t matter. I have
+got to be out every night and all night; and
+the nights are plaguy long just now.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I could not muster a word.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“Ferd Fid,” continued the voice, which
+now seemed about fifty fathoms deep; and fast
+as we were dropping down the stream, the
+boat gave a heel to starboard, as if she had
+been broadsided by a tremendous wave—“Ferd
+Fid, you recollect how I used to kill time; how I
+sang, drank, danced, and supped all night long,
+and then slept and soda-watered it all day?
+You remember what a happy fellow I seemed.
+Fools like yourself thought I was so; but I
+say again, I wasn’t,” growled the voice, letting
+itself down a few fathoms deeper. “Often
+and often I would have given the world to
+have been a market-gardener or a dealer in
+chick-weed while roaring ‘He is a jolly good
+fellow,’ and ‘We won’t go home till morning!’
+as I emerged with a group from some
+tavern into Covent Garden market. But I’m
+punished fearfully for my sins now. What
+do you think I have got to do every night of
+my—never mind—what do you think is now
+marked out as my dreadful punishment?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“Well, to walk the earth, I suppose,” said I.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“No.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“To paddle about in the Thames from sunset
+to sun-rise?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“Worse. Ha! ha!” (his laugh sounded
+like the booming of a gong). “I only wish
+my doom <i>was</i> merely to be a mud-lark. No,
+no, I’m condemned to rush about from
+one evening party and public house to
+another. At the former I am bound for a
+certain term on each night to dance all the
+quadrilles, and a few of the polkas and
+waltzes with clumsy partners; and then I
+have to eat stale pastry and tough poultry
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>before I am let off from <i>that</i> place. After, I
+am bound to go to some cellar or singing
+place to listen to ‘Hail, smiling morn,’
+‘Mynheer Van Dunk,’ ‘The monks of old,’
+‘Happy land,’ imitations of the London
+actors, and to hear a whole canto of dreary
+extempore verses. I must also smoke a dozen
+of cigars, knowing—as in my present condition
+I must know,—what they are made of.
+The whole to end on each night with unlimited
+brandy (British) and water, and eternal intoxication.
+Oh, F. F., be warned! be warned!
+Take my advice; keep up your resolution,
+and don’t do it again. When afloat, drink
+nothing stronger than purser’s tea. When
+on shore be temperate in your pleasures;
+don’t turn night into day; don’t exchange
+wholesome amusements for rabid debauchery,
+robust health for disease and—well, I won’t
+mention it. When afloat, study your profession
+and don’t get cashiered and cold-shouldered
+as I was. Promise me—nay, you
+must swear!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘At this word I thought I heard a gurgling
+sound in the water.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“If I can get six solemn pledges before the
+season’s over, I’m only to go these horrid
+rounds during the meeting of Parliament.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“<i>Will</i> you swear?” again urged the voice,
+with persuasive agony.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I was just able to comply.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘“Ten thousand thanks!” were the next
+words I heard; “I’m off, for there is an awful
+pint of pale ale, a chop, and a glass of brandy
+and water overdue yet, and I must devour
+them at the Shades.” (We were then close
+to London Bridge.) “Don’t let the waterman
+pull to shore; I can get there without
+troubling him.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘I remember no more. When sensation returned,
+I was in bed, in this very house, a
+shade worse than I had been from the previous
+attack.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘That,’ said Philip, who had left his tumbler
+untasted, ‘must have been when you had
+your head shaved for the second time.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Exactly so.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘And you really believe it was Jovial
+James’s ghost,’ inquired Fid, earnestly.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Would it be rational to doubt it?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Philip rose and paced the room in deep
+thought for several minutes. He cast two or
+three earnest looks at his brother, and a few
+longing ones at his glass. In the course of
+his cogitation, he groaned out more than once
+an apostrophe to poor ‘James Barber.’ At
+length he declared his mind was made up.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Ferd!’ he said, ‘I told you awhile ago to
+throw your lemonade over the side of the
+Ship. Don’t. Souse out my grog instead.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The lieutenant did as he was bid.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘And now,’ said Fid the elder, ‘ring for
+soda water; for one must drink <i>something</i>.’</p>
+
+<hr class='c010'>
+
+<p class='c006'>Last year it was my own good fortune to
+sail with Mr. Philip Fid in the ‘Bombottle’
+(74). He is not exactly a tee-totaller: but
+he never drinks spirits, and will not touch
+wine unmixed with water, for fear of its interfering
+with his studies, at which he is, with
+the assistance of the naval instructor (who is
+also our chaplain), assiduous. He is our first
+mate, and the smartest officer in the ship.
+Seton is our surgeon.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>One day, after a cheerful ward-room
+dinner (of which Fid was a guest), while we
+were at anchor in the bay of Cadiz, the conversation
+happened to turn upon Jovial
+Jemmy’s apparition, which had become the
+best authenticated ghost story in Her Majesty’s
+Naval service. On that occasion Seton
+undertook to explain the mystery upon
+medical principles.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘The fact is,’ he said, ‘what the commander
+of the “Arrow” saw (Ferdinand had by this
+time got commissioned in his old ship) was a
+spectrum, produced by that morbid condition
+of the brain, which is brought on by the immoderate
+use of stimulants, and by dissipation;
+we call it Transient Monomania. I could
+show you dozens of such ghosts in the books,
+if you only had patience while I turned them
+up.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Everybody declared that was unnecessary.
+We would take the doctor’s word for it;
+though I feel convinced not a soul besides the
+chaplain and myself had one iota of his faith
+shaken in the real presence of Jovial Jemmy’s
+<i>post-mortem</i> appearance to Fid the younger.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Ghost or no ghost, however, the story had
+had the effect of converting Philip Fid from
+one of the most intemperate and inattentive to
+one of the soberest and best of Her Majesty’s
+officers. May his promotion be speedy!</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-r'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'><span class='sc'>P. Clay, Lieut. R.M.</span></div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-l'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>H.M.S. ‘<span class='sc'>Bombottle</span>.’</div>
+ <div class='line'><i>20th March, 1850.</i></div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>THE TRUE STORY OF A COAL FIRE.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>IN THREE CHAPTERS.—CHAPTER THE LAST.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The air blew freshly over the bright waving
+grass of a broad sloping field, on which the
+morning dews were sparkling and glancing
+in the sun. The clouds moved quickly over
+head, in clear grey and golden tints on their
+upper edges and foamy crests, with dark
+billows beneath, and their shadows chased
+each other down the green slopes of the field
+in rapid succession. Swiftly following them—now
+in the midst of them—now seeming to
+lead them on, a fine bay horse with flying
+mane, wild outspreading tail, and dilated
+nostrils, dashed onward exulting in his liberty,
+his strength, his speed, and all the early associations
+and influences of nature around him!
+He was a coal-mine horse, and had been just
+brought up the shaft for a holiday.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>All this Flashley saw very distinctly, having
+been hastily landed at the top of the shaft, lifted
+into a tram-cart, and trundled off, he knew
+not by what enginery, till he was suddenly
+shot out on the top of a green embankment,
+and rolling down to the bottom, found himself
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>lying in a fresh green field. He enjoyed the
+action, the spirit, and every motion of the
+horse. It was the exact embodiment in activity
+of his strongest present feelings and
+impulses. He jumped up to run after the
+horse, and mount him if he could, or if not,
+scamper about the field with him in the same
+fashion. But while he sought to advance, he
+felt as if he were retreating—in fact, he was
+sure of it;—the grass ran by him, instead of
+his running over it—the hedges ran through
+him, instead of his passing along them—the
+trees sped away before him into the distance,
+as he was carried backwards. He lost his
+legs—he sank upon the air—he was still
+carried backwards—all the landscape faded,
+and with a loud splash he fell into the
+sea!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Down he sank, and fancied he saw green
+watery fields rolling on all sides, and over
+him; and presently he heard a voice hoarsely
+calling as if from some bank above. He certainly
+had heard the voice before, and recognised
+it with considerable awe, though the
+words it uttered were homely and unromantic
+enough. It shouted out ‘Nancy, of Sunderland!—boat
+ahoy!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>By some inexplicable process—though he
+clearly distinguished a boat-hook in the performance—Flashley
+was picked up from beneath
+the waves, and lifted into a boat. It
+was a little, dirty, black, thick-gunnelled jollyboat,
+rowed by two men in short black over-shirts
+and smutty canvas trowsers. In the
+stern sat the captain with his arms folded.
+A broad-brimmed tarpaulin hat shaded his
+face. They pulled alongside a ship as black
+as death, but very lively; and a rope being
+lowered from the side, it was passed under
+Flashley’s arms in a noose, and the next moment
+he was hoisted on deck, and told to
+attend to his duty.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘My duty!’ ejaculated Flashley, ‘Attend
+to my duty! Oh, what <i>is</i> my duty?’ His
+eyes wandered round. Nothing but hard
+black planks and timbers, and masts with
+reefed sails, and rigging all covered with coal-dust,
+met his gaze. The sky, however, was
+visible above him—<i>that</i> was a great comfort.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Scrape these carrots and parsnips,’ said
+the Captain solemnly, ‘very clean, d’ye mind!—and
+take them to the cook in the galley,
+who’ll let you know what’s next. When he
+has done with you, clean my sea-boots, and
+grease them with candle-ends; dry my peajacket,
+pilot-coat, and dreadnoughts; clean
+my pipe, and fill it—light, and take three
+whiffs to start it; mix me a glass of grog, and
+bring it with the lighted pipe; then, go and
+lend a hand in tarring the weather-rigging,
+and stand by, to go aloft and ease down the
+fore-top-gallant mast when the mate wants
+her on deck.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Oh, heavens!’ thought Flashley, ‘are
+these then my duties! This hideous black
+ship must be a collier—and I am the cabinboy!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A mixed impulse of equal curiosity and
+apprehension (it certainly was from no anxiety
+to commence his miscellaneous duties) caused
+him to ‘inquire his way’ to the cook’s galley.
+He was presently taken to a square enclosure,
+not unlike a great black rabbit-hutch, open at
+both sides, in which he was received by a man
+of large proportions, who was seated on an
+inverted iron saucepan, smoking. The black
+visage gave a grim smile and familiar wink.
+It could not be the miner who had acted as
+his guide and companion underground! And
+yet—</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Flashley stepped back hastily, and cast an
+anxious look towards the after-part of the
+deck. There stood the Captain. A short yet
+very heavily-built figure,—a kind of stunted
+giant. He was not an Indian, nor a Mulatto,
+nor an African,—and yet his face was as black
+as a coal, in which several large veins rose
+prominently, and had a dull yellow tinge, as
+if they had been run with gold, or some
+metallic substance of that colour. Who could
+he be? Some demon <i>incog.</i>? No, not that—but
+some one whom Flashley held in equal
+awe.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>How long poor Flashley continued to perform
+his multifarious duties on board the
+‘Nancy’ he had no idea, but they appeared at
+times very onerous, and he had to undergo
+many hardships. This was especially the case
+in the North Sea during the winter months,
+which are often of the severest kind on the
+coast between Sunderland and the mouth of
+the Thames. The rigging was all frozen, so
+that to lay hold of a rope seemed to take the
+skin off his hand; the cold went to the bone,
+and he hardly knew if his hands were struck
+through with frost, or by a hot iron. The
+decks were all slippery with ice, so were the
+ladders down to the cabins, and the cook’s
+galley was garnished all round with large
+icicles, from six inches to a foot and a half in
+length, which kept up a continual drip, drip,
+on all sides, by way of complimentary acknowledgment
+of the caboose-fire inside. Sometimes
+the wind burst the side-doors open—blew the
+fire clean out of the caboose, and scattered the
+live and dead coals all over the deck, or whirled
+them into the sea. One night the galley
+itself, with all its black and smutty paraphernalia,
+was torn up and blown overboard. It
+danced about on the tops of the waves—made
+deep curtseys—swept up the side of a long
+billow—was struck by a cross-wave, and disappeared
+in a hundred black planks and
+splinters. That same night Flashley was
+called up from his berth to go aloft and lend
+a hand to close-reef the main-topsail. The
+sail was all frozen, and so stiff that he could
+not raise it; but as he hauled on one of the
+points, the point broke, and something happened
+to him,—he did not know what, but he
+thought he fell backwards, and the wind flew
+away with him.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The next thing he remembered was that of
+lying in his berth with a bandage round one
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>arm, and a large patch on one side of his head,
+while the cook sat on a sea-chest by his side
+reading to him.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A deep splashing plunge was now heard,
+followed by the rapid rumbling of an iron
+chain along the deck overhead. The collier
+had arrived off Rotherhithe, and cast anchor.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Up, Flashley!’ cried the cook; ‘on deck,
+my lad! to receive the whippers who are
+coming alongside.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘What for?’ exclaimed Flashley; ‘why
+am I to be whipped?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘It is not you,’ said the cook, laughing
+gruffly, as he ran up the ladder, ‘but the
+coal-baskets that are to be whipped up, and
+discharged into the lighter.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The deck being cleared, and the main
+hatchway opened, a small iron wheel (called
+<i>gin</i>) was rigged out on a rope passing over
+the top of a spar (called <i>derrick</i>) at some 18
+or 20 feet above the deck. Over this wheel
+a rope was passed, to which four other ropes
+were attached lower down. These were for
+the four whippers. At the other end of the
+wheel-rope was slung a basket. A second
+basket stood upon the coals, where four men
+also stood with shovels—two to fill each
+basket, one being always up and one down.
+The whippers had a stage raised above the
+deck, made of five rails, which they ascended
+for the pull, higher and higher as the coals
+got lower in the hold. The two baskets-full
+were the complement for one measure. The
+‘measure’ was a black angular wooden box
+with its front placed close to the vessel’s side,
+just above a broad trough that slanted towards
+the lighter. Beside the measure stood
+the ‘meter,’ (an elderly personage with his
+head and jaws bound up in a bundle-handkerchief,
+to protect him from the draughts,)
+who had a piece of chalk in one hand, while
+with the other he was ready to raise a latch,
+and let all the coals burst out of the measure
+into the trough, by the fall of the front part of
+the box. The measure was suspended to one
+end of a balance, a weight being attached to
+the other, so that the weighing and measuring
+were performed by one process under the
+experienced, though rheumatic, eye of the
+meter.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The whippers continued at their laborious
+work all day; and as the coals were taken
+out of the hold, (the basket descending lower
+and lower as the depth increased,) the ‘whippers’
+who hauled up, gave their weight to
+the pull, and all swung down from their
+ricketty rails with a leap upon the deck, as
+the basket ran up; ascending again to their
+position while the basket was being emptied
+into the trough.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The lighter had five compartments, called
+‘rooms,’ each holding seven tons of coals;
+and when these were filled, the men sometimes
+heaped coals all over them from one
+end of the craft to the other, as high up as
+the combings, or side-ridges, would afford
+protection for the heap. By these means a
+lighter could carry forty-two tons, and upwards;
+and some of the craft having no
+separate ‘rooms,’ but an open hold, fore and aft,
+could carry between fifty and fifty-five tons.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A canal barge or monkey-boat (so called
+we presume from being very narrow in
+the loins) now came alongside, and having
+taken in her load of coals, the friendly
+cook of the ‘Nancy’ expressed an anxiety
+that Flashley should lose no opportunity of
+gaining all possible experience on the subject
+of coals, and the coal-trade generally, and
+therefore proposed to him a canal trip, having
+already spoken with the ‘captain of the
+barge’ on the subject. Before Flashley
+had time to object, or utter a demur, he
+was handed over the side, and pitched neatly
+on his legs on the after-part of the barge, close
+to a little crooked iron chimney, sticking
+blackly out of the deck, and sending forth a
+dense cloud of the dirtiest and most unsavoury
+smoke. The captain was standing
+on the ladder of the cabin, leaning on his
+great arms and elbows over the deck, and
+completely filling up the small square hatchway,
+so that all things being black alike, it
+seemed as if this brawny object were some
+live excrescence of the barge, or huge black
+mandrake whose roots were spread about
+beneath, and, perhaps, here and there, sending
+a speculative straggler through a chink into
+the water.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The mandrake’s eyes smiled, and he showed
+a very irregular set of large white and yellow
+teeth, as he scrunched down through the
+small square hole to enable the young passenger
+and tourist to descend.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Flashley, with a forlorn look up at the sky,
+and taking a good breath of fresh air to fortify
+him for what his nose already warned him he
+would have to encounter, managed to get
+down the four upright bars nailed close to the
+bulk-head, and called the ‘ladder.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>He found himself in a small aperture of no
+definite shape, and in which there was only
+room for one person to ‘turn’ at a time. Yet
+five living creatures were already there, and
+apparently enjoying themselves. There was
+the captain, and there was his wife, and there
+was a child in the wife’s right arm, and
+another of five years old packed against her
+left side, and there was the ‘crew’ of the
+barge, which consisted, for the present, of one
+boy of sixteen, of very stunted growth, and
+with one eye turning inwards to such a degree
+that sometimes the sight literally darted out,
+seeming to shoot beneath the bridge of his
+nose. They were all sitting, or rather
+hunched up, at ‘tea.’ The place had an overwhelming
+odour of coal-smoke, and tobacco
+smoke, and brown sugar, and onions, to say
+nothing of general ‘closeness,’ and the steam
+of a wet blanket-coat, which was lying in a
+heap to dry before the little iron stove. The
+door of this was open, and the fire shone
+brightly, and seemed to ‘<i>wink</i>’ at Flashley as
+he looked that way.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span>‘Here we are!’ said a strange voice.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Flashley looked earnestly into the stove.
+He thought the voice came from the fire.
+The coals certainly looked very glowing, and
+shot out what a German or other imaginative
+author would call <i>significant</i> sparks.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Here we are!’ said the voice from another
+part of the cabin, and, turning in that direction,
+Flashley found that it proceeded from
+the ‘crew,’ who had contrived to stand up,
+and was endeavouring to give a close
+imitation of the ‘clown,’ on his first appearance
+after transformation. This, by
+the help of his odd eye, was very significant
+indeed.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>And here they were, no doubt, and here
+they lived from day to day, and from night to
+night; and a pretty wretched, dirty, monotonous
+life it was. Having once got into a
+canal, with the horse at his long tug, the
+tediousness of the time was not easily to be
+surpassed. From canal to river, and from
+river to canal, there was scarcely any variety,
+except in the passage through the locks, the
+management of the rope in passing another
+barge-horse on the tow-path, and the means
+to be employed in taking the horse over a
+bridge. The duty of driving the horse along
+the tow-path, as may be conjectured, fell to
+the lot of our young tourist. Once or
+twice, ‘concealed by the murky shades of
+night,’ as a certain novelist would express it,
+he had ventured to mount the horse’s back;
+but the animal, not relishing this addition to
+his work, always took care, when they passed
+under a bridge, or near a wall, or hard embankment,
+to scrape his rider’s leg along the
+side, so that very little good was got in that
+way. And once, when Flashley had a ‘holiday,’
+and was allowed to walk up and down
+the full length of the barge upon the top of
+the coals, a sudden bend in the river brought
+them close upon a very low wooden bridge,
+just when he was at the wrong end of the
+barge for making a dive to save his head.
+Flashley ran along the top as fast as he could,
+but the rascally horse seemed to quicken his
+pace, under the captain’s mischievous lash, so
+that finding the shadow of the bridge running
+at him before he could make his leap from the
+top of the coals, he was obliged to save himself
+from being violently knocked off, by
+jumping hastily into the canal, to the infinite
+amusement and delight of the captain, his
+wife, and the ‘crew.’ The horse being
+stopped, the captain came back and lugged
+him out of the bulrushes just as he had got
+thoroughly entangled, and immersed to the
+chin; knee-deep in mud, and with frogs and
+eels skeeling and striking out in all directions
+around him.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>After a week or ten days passed in this
+delightful manner, Flashley found the barge
+was again on the Thames, no longer towed by
+a horse and rope, but by a little dirty steam-tug.
+They stopped on meeting a lighter on
+its way up with the tide, and Flashley being
+told to step on board, was received by his
+grim but good-natured companion and instructor,
+the cook of the ‘Nancy,’ now going
+up with a load to Bankside, and performing
+the feat of managing two black oars of enormous
+length and magnitude. They were
+worked in large grooves in each side of the
+lighter, one oar first receiving all the strength
+of this stupendous lighterman (late cook) with
+his feet firmly planted on a cross-beam in
+front, so as to add to the mighty pull of his
+arms, all the strength of his legs, as well as
+all the weight of his body. Having made
+this broad sweep and deep, he left the oar
+lying along the groove, and went to the one
+on the other side, with which he performed a
+similar sweep.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Here’s a brig with all sails set, close upon
+us!’ cried Flashley.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘She’d best take care of herself;’ said our
+lighterman, as he went on deliberately to
+complete his long pull and strong.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Bump came the brig’s starboard bow
+against the lighter; and instantly heeling
+over with a lift and a lurch, the former reeled
+away to leeward, a row of alarmed but more
+enraged faces instantly appearing over the
+bulwarks—those ‘aft’ with eyes flashing on
+the lighterman, and those ‘for’ard,’ anxiously
+looking over to see if the bows had been
+stove in. A volley of anathemas followed our
+lighterman; who, however, continued slowly
+to rise and sink backward with his prodigious
+pull, apparently not hearing a word, or even
+aware of what had happened.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In this way they went up the river among
+sailing-vessels of all kinds, and between the
+merchants’ ‘forest of masts,’ like some huge
+antediluvian water-reptile deliberately winding
+its way up a broad river between the
+woods of a region unknown to man.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘But here’s a steamer!’ shouted Flashley.—‘We
+shall be run down, or she’ll go slap
+over us!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The man at the wheel, however, knew
+better. He had dealt with lightermen before
+to-day. He therefore turned off the sharp
+nose of the steamer, so as not merely to clear
+it, but dexterously to send the ‘swell’ in a
+long rolling swath up against the lighter,
+over which it completely ran, leaving the performer
+at the oars drenched up to the hips,
+and carrying Flashley clean overboard. He
+was swept away in the rolling wave, and
+might have been drowned, had not a coalheaver
+at one of the wharfs put off a skiff to
+his rescue.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>So now behold Flashley at work among
+the wharfingers of Bankside.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Before the coals are put into the sack, they
+undergo a process called ‘screening.’ This
+consists in throwing them up against a slanting
+sieve of iron wire, through which the
+fine coal and coal-dust runs: all that falls on
+the outer side of the screen is then sacked.
+But many having found that the coals are
+often broken still more by this process, to
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>their loss, (as few people will buy the small
+coal and dust, except at breweries and waterworks),
+they have adopted the plan of a
+round sieve held in the hand, and filled by a
+shovel. The delightful and lucrative appointment
+of holding the sieve was, of course, conferred
+upon Flashley. His shoulders and
+arms ached as though they would drop off
+long before his day’s work was done; but
+what he gained in especial, was the fine coal-dust
+which the wind carried into his face—often
+at one gust, filling his eyes, mouth,
+nostrils, and the windward ear.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In the condition to which this post soon
+brought his ‘personal appearance,’ Flashley
+was one morning called up at five to go with
+a waggon-load of coals a few miles into the
+country, in company with two coalheavers and
+a carman. Up he got. And off they went.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Flashley, having worked hard all the previous
+day, was in no sprightly condition on
+his early rising; so, by the time the waggon
+had got beyond the outskirts of London, and
+begun to labour slowly up hill with its heavy
+load, he was fain to ask in a humble voice of
+the head coalheaver, permission to lay hold
+of a rope which dangled behind, in order to
+help himself onwards. This being granted
+with a smile, the good-nature of which (and
+how seldom do we meet with a coalheaver
+who is not a good-natured fellow) shone even
+through his dust-begrimed visage, Flashley
+continued to follow the waggon till he had
+several times nearly gone to sleep; and was
+only reminded of the fact by a stumble which
+brought him with his nose very near the
+ground. The head coalheaver, observing this,
+took compassion on him; and being a gigantic
+man, laid hold of Flashley’s trowsers, and
+with one lift of his arm deposited the young
+man upon the top of the second tier of coal-sacks.
+There he at once resigned himself to
+a delicious repose.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The waggon meanwhile pursued its heavy
+journey, with an occasional pause for a slight
+moistening of the mouth of men and horses.
+At length the removal of one or two of the
+upper tier of sacks caused Flashley to raise
+his drowsy head, and look round him.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The waggon had pulled up close to a garden-gate,
+on the other side of which were a crowd
+of apple-trees. The ripe fruit loaded the
+branches till they hung in a vista, beneath
+which the sacks of coals had to be carried.
+All the horses had their nose-bags on, and
+were very busy. It was a bright autumn day;
+the sun was fast setting; a rich beam of
+crimson and gold cast its splendours over the
+garden, and lighted up the ripe apples to a
+most romantic degree.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The garden gates were thrown open; the
+passage of coal-sacks beneath the hanging
+boughs commenced.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Not an apple was knocked down, even by
+the tall figure of the leading coalheaver.
+Stooping and dodging, and gently humouring
+a special difficulty, he performed his walk of
+thirty yards, and more, till he turned the
+shrubbery corner, and thence made his way
+into the coal-cellar. His companion followed
+him, in turn, imitating his great example;
+and, if we make exception of three lemon-pippins
+and a codlin, with equal success. But
+where these accidental apples fell, there they
+remained; none were promoted to mouth or
+pocket.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was now half-past four, and ‘the milk’
+arriving at the gate, was deposited in its little
+tin can on a strawberry bed just beyond the
+gate-post. The head coalheaver’s turn with
+his load being next, he observed the milk as
+he approached, and bending his long legs, by
+judicious gradations, till he reached the little
+can with the fingers of his left hand, balancing
+the sack of coals at the same time, so that not
+a fragment tumbled out of the open mouth,
+he slowly rose again to his right position,
+holding out the can at arm’s length to prevent
+any coal-dust finding its way to the delicate
+surface within. In this fashion, with tenfold
+care bestowed on the ounce and a half in his
+left hand, to that which he gave to the two
+hundred weight of coals on his back (not
+reckoning the sack, which, being an old and
+patched one, weighed fifteen pounds more)
+the coalheaver made his way, stooping and
+sideling beneath the apple-boughs as before,
+all of which he passed without knocking a
+single apple down, and deposited the little
+can in the hands of an admiring maidservant,
+as he passed the kitchen window on
+his way to the coal-cellar.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>After the sacks had all been shot in the
+cellar, and the hats of each man filled with
+apples by the applauding master of the house,
+the counting of the empty sacks commenced.
+Having been thrice exhorted to be present at
+this ceremony by a wise neighbour, who stood
+looking on anxiously, from the next garden,
+with his nostrils resting on the top of the
+wall, the owner of the apple garden went
+forth to the gate, and with a grave countenance
+beheld the sacks counted. Orders
+for beer being then given on the nearest
+country alehouse, the coalheavers carefully
+gathered up all the odd coals which had fallen
+here and there, then swept the paths, and
+with hot and smiling visages took their departure,
+slowly lounging after the waggon
+and stretching their brawny arms and backs
+after their herculean work.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As the men thus proceeded down the winding
+lane, crunching apples, and thinking of beer
+to follow, the carman was the first to speak.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘How <i>cute</i> the chap was arter <i>they</i> sacks!’
+said he with a grin, and half turning round to
+look back.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘There’s a gennelman,’ said the head coalheaver,
+‘as don’t ought to be wronged out of
+the vally of <i>that</i>!’ the amount in question
+being a pinch of coal-dust which the speaker
+took up from one side of the waggon, and
+sprinkled in the air.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘He allus gives a ticket for beer,’ said the
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>second coalheaver, ‘but last time the apples
+warn’t ripe.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘He counted the <i>sacks</i> nation sharp, howsever,’
+pursued the carman with a very
+knowing look.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>At this both the coalheavers laughed
+loudly.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Ah!’ said the second coalheaver; ‘people
+think that makes all sure. They don’t think
+of the ease of bringing an empty sack with
+us, after dropping a full one by the way.
+Not they. Nobody yet was ever wise
+enough to count the full sacks when they
+first come.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>On hearing this, the carman’s face presented
+a confounded and perplexed look of irritated
+stupidity, marked in such very hard lines,
+that the coalheavers laughed for the next
+five minutes with the recollection of it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Towards dusk the waggon returned to the
+wharf, and next day Flashley resumed his
+usual duties.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>One morning, after several hours’ work with
+the sieve in ‘screening,’ when his face and
+hands were, if possible, more hopelessly black
+than they had ever been before, Flashley was
+called to take a note to a merchant at the
+Coal Exchange. This merchant’s name seemed
+rather an unusual one to meet with in England—being
+no less a person than Haji Ali Camaralzaman
+and Co.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The merchant was a short, solid-built
+figure, and stood with a heavy immobility
+that gave the effect of a metallic image rather
+than a man. He was a Moor, though nearly
+black, and with very sparkling eyes. He was
+dressed in a long dark blouse, open at the
+breast, and displaying a black satin waistcoat,
+embroidered with golden sprigs and tendrils.
+It seemed to Flashley that he spoke a foreign
+language; and yet he understood him, though
+without having any idea what language it
+was. Something passed between them in a
+very earnest tone, almost a whisper, about
+Sinbad the Sailor, and a sort of confused discussion
+as to the geographical position of the
+Valley of Black Diamonds; also, if coals were
+ever burnt in the east; then a confused voice
+from within the hall called out loudly, ‘The
+North Star!’ to which a chorus of coal-merchants
+responded in a low chant, ‘What
+money does he owe the divan?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Yes,’ said the great Camaralzaman, ‘and
+what lost time does he owe to nature and to
+knowledge? Let the North Star look to it.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘It does, great Sir!’ responded the chorus
+of coal-merchants, in the same low chant.
+‘It shines directly over the shaft of the
+William Pitt mine.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘Enough,’ said Camaralzaman.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>At this all the merchants fell softly into a
+heap of white ashes.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Then the Moor, turning to Flashley, said,
+‘You must reflect a little on all these things.
+Coals are more valuable to the world than the
+riches of other mines—more important than
+gold and silver, and diamonds of the first
+water, because they are the means of advancing
+and extending the comforts and refinements
+of life—the industrial arts, the
+trades, the ornamental arts. Are not these
+great things? Behold, there are greater yet
+which are indebted to the coal-fires. For,
+may I not name Science, Agriculture (in the
+making of iron, and the steam-ploughs which
+are forthcoming), Commerce and Navigation.
+Moreover, do they not tend, by the generation
+of steam, to annihilate space and time, and are
+they not rapidly carrying knowledge and civilisation
+to the remotest corners of the habitable
+globe? By myriads of jets, in countless forms,
+they turn the dark night into the brightness
+of day. Their history commences from the
+infancy of the earth; they proceed through
+gradations of wonders; are no less wonderful
+in the varieties and magnitude of their utility,
+and do not cease to be of use to man, even
+when the bright fire is utterly extinguished,
+and its materials can no more be re-illumined,
+but are claimed for the garden and the brickfield,
+not by the dinging and tolling of the
+bell-man of your grandsires, but by the long-drawn
+wail of the queer-kneed dusky figure in
+the flap-hat, who wanders down your streets
+yowling ‘’Sto—e! o—e!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>‘And is it then all over? Verily, it doth
+appear when the coal fire is fairly burnt
+out to cinders and ashes, that it hath performed
+its complete circle, and is for ever
+ended. It is <i>not</i> so. The antediluvian forests
+absorbed the gases of the atmosphere; much
+of these have been drawn off; and appropriated,
+but some portions have remained
+locked up and hidden in the depths of the
+earth ever since. Lo! the coal fire is lighted!—flames,
+for the first time, ascend from it.
+Then, also for the first time, are liberated
+gases which are of the date of those primæval
+forests; they ascend into the atmosphere, and
+once more form a portion of those elements
+which are again to assist in the growth of
+forests. The Coal-Spirit has then performed
+his grand cycle—and recommences his journey
+through future cycles of formation.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A great blaze of light now smote across
+the hall, in which everything vanished. Then
+passed a rushing panorama through Flashley’s
+brain, wherein he saw whirling by, the stage
+of a saloon theatre, with a lighted cigar and
+two tankards dancing a ridiculous reel, till
+the whole scene changed to a melancholy
+swamp, out of which arose, to solemn music,
+an antediluvian forest. The Elfin of the
+Coal-mine came and stood in the midst, and
+some one held an iron umbrella over Flashley’s
+head, which instantly caused him to sink
+deep through the earth, and he soon found
+himself crawling in a dark trench terminating
+in a chasm looking out upon the sea.
+He was immediately whisked across by a black
+eagle, and dropped in a bright-green field,
+where he met a tall dusky figure carrying a
+sack of coals and a ‘ha’p’orth’ of milk; but just
+as he was about to speak to him, a voice called
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>out ‘Nancy!’ and all was darkness, while
+through the horrid gloom he saw the glaring
+eye-ball of a horse. ‘Camaralzaman!’ cried
+the voice again: ‘Have you been sleeping
+here all night in the arm chair?’ Then a vivid
+flame shot over Flashley’s eyelids—there was
+a great fire blazing before him, in the midst
+of which he saw the head of the Elfin,
+who gave him a nod full of meaning, and
+also like bidding farewell, and disappeared
+in the fire,—while at his side stood Margery
+with the carpet-broom.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was six in the morning, and she had just
+lighted the parlour fire. Without replying to
+any of her interrogations of surprise, Flashley
+slowly rose, and went out to take a few turns
+round the garden; where he fell into a train
+of thought which, in all probability, will have
+a salutary influence on his future life.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c004'>SUPPOSING!</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>Supposing, we were to change the Property
+and Income Tax a little, and make it somewhat
+heavier on realised property, and somewhat
+lighter on mere income, fixed and uncertain,
+I wonder whether we should be committing
+any violent injustice!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we were to be more Christian
+and less mystical, agreeing more about the
+spirit and fighting less about the letter, I
+wonder whether we should present a very
+irreligious and indecent spectacle to the mass
+of mankind!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, the Honorable Member for
+White troubled his head a little less about
+the Honorable Member for Black, and <i>vice
+versâ</i>, and that both applied themselves a little
+more in earnest to the real business of the
+honorable people and the honorable country, I
+wonder whether it would be unparliamentary!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, that, when there was a surplus
+in the Public Treasury, we laid aside our own
+particular whims, and all agreed that there
+were four elements necessary to the existence
+of our fellow creatures, to wit, earth, air, fire,
+and water, and that these were the first grand
+necessaries to be uncooped and untaxed, I
+wonder whether it would be unreasonable!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we had at this day a Baron
+Jenner, or a Viscount Watt, or an Earl
+Stephenson, or a Marquess of Brunel, or a
+dormant Shakespeare peerage, or a Hogarth
+baronetcy, I wonder whether it would be
+cruelly disgraceful to our old nobility!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we were all of us to come off
+our pedestals and mix a little more with
+those below us, with no fear but that genius,
+rank, and wealth, would always sufficiently
+assert their own superiority, I wonder
+whether we should lower ourselves beyond
+retrieval!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we were to have less botheration
+and more real education, I wonder whether
+we should have less or more compulsory
+colonisation, and Cape of Good Hope very
+natural indignation!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we were materially to simplify
+the laws, and to abrogate the absurd fiction
+that everybody is supposed to be acquainted
+with them, when we know very well that
+such acquaintance is the study of a life in
+which some fifty men may have been proficient
+perhaps in five times fifty years, I
+wonder whether laws would be respected
+less?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we maintained too many of such
+fictions altogether, and found their stabling
+come exceedingly expensive!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we looked about us, and seeing
+a cattle-market originally established in an
+open place, standing in the midst of a great
+city because of the unforeseen growth of that
+great city all about it, and, hearing it asserted
+that the market was still adapted to the requirements
+and conveniences of the great city,
+made up our minds to say that this was stark-mad
+nonsense and we wouldn’t bear it, I
+wonder whether we should be revolutionary!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we were to harbour a small
+suspicion that there was too much doing in
+the diplomatic line of business, and that the
+world would get on better with that shop
+shut up three days a week, I wonder whether
+it would be a huge impiety!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, Governments were to consider
+public questions less with reference to their
+own time, and more with reference to all
+time, I wonder how we should get on then!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, the wisdom of our ancestors
+should turn out to be a mere phrase, and that
+if there were any sense in it, it should
+follow that we ought to be believers in the
+worship of the Druids at this hour, I wonder
+whether any people would have talked mere
+moonshine all their lives!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we were clearly to perceive that
+we cannot keep some men out of their share
+in the administration of affairs, and were to
+say to them, ‘Come, brothers, let us take
+counsel together, and see how we can best
+manage this; and don’t expect too much
+from what you get; and let us all in our
+degree put our shoulders to the wheel, and
+strive; and let us all improve ourselves and
+all abandon something of our extreme opinions
+for the general harmony,’ I wonder whether
+we should want so many special constables
+on any future tenth of April, or should
+talk so much about it any more!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I wonder whether people who are quite
+easy about anything, usually <i>do</i> talk quite so
+much about it!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mr. Lane, the traveller, tells us of a superstition
+the Egyptians have, that the mischievous
+Genii are driven away by iron, of which they
+have an instinctive dread. Supposing, this
+should foreshadow the disappearance of the
+evil spirits and ignorances besetting this earth,
+before the iron steam-engines and roads, I
+wonder whether we could expedite their flight
+at all by iron energy!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Supposing, we were just to try two or three
+of these experiments!</p>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div><span class='small'>Published at the Office, No. 16, Wellington Street North, Strand. Printed by <span class='sc'>Bradbury &#38; Evans</span>, Whitefriars, London.</span></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='pbb'>
+ <hr class='pb c003'>
+</div>
+<div class='tnotes x-ebookmaker'>
+
+<div class='chapter ph2'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c011'>
+ <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+ <ul class='ul_1 c001'>
+ <li>Fixed typos; non-standard spelling and dialect retained.
+
+ </li>
+ <li>Renumbered footnotes.
+ </li>
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