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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75873 ***
+
+
+
+
+
+ TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE
+
+ Italic text is denoted by _underscores_.
+
+ Footnote anchors are denoted by [number], and the footnotes have been
+ placed at the end of the book.
+
+ Some minor changes to the text are noted at the end of the book.
+
+
+
+
+ JOURNAL
+
+ OF THE
+
+ WATERLOO CAMPAIGN
+
+
+
+
+ JOURNAL
+
+ OF THE
+
+ WATERLOO CAMPAIGN
+
+ KEPT THROUGHOUT THE CAMPAIGN OF 1815
+
+
+ BY THE LATE
+
+ GENERAL CAVALIÉ MERCER
+
+ COMMANDING THE 9TH BRIGADE ROYAL ARTILLERY
+
+
+ IN TWO VOLUMES
+
+ VOL. II.
+
+
+ WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS
+ EDINBURGH AND LONDON
+ MDCCCLXX
+
+ _The Right of Translation is reserved_
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS OF THE SECOND VOLUME.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XV.
+ PAGE
+ Passage of the Army--The Road blocked up--Preparing to
+ Bivouac--The Nassauers--The White Flag--Reception at
+ Forêt--The Peasantry--Village of Montay--Ordered to
+ Return--A Night Alarm--A Halt--Visit to Cateau--Our
+ Allies Plundering--The German Bocks--Wretched Fare--Return
+ to Forêt--Female Costumes--Louis XVIII.--Again
+ on the Move--Difficulties of our March--Aspect of the
+ Country--Lose our Way--Our Destination at Last--Rejoin
+ the Main Army--Caulincourt’s Country House--Comfortable
+ Quarters--A Warm Welcome--Our Sleeping-Quarters--French
+ Cultivateurs--Their Characteristics--Our Dinner, 1
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVI.
+
+ Passage of the Somme--Indifference of the Natives--Our
+ Quarters--French Deserters--A French Chaussée--Mortemer and
+ its Miseries--Improved Aspect of the Country--First Traces
+ of the Prussians--Prussian Revenge--A Deputation--Valley
+ of the Oise--Its Scenery--Our March unopposed--Preparation
+ to Bivouac--Again in Advance--Beauty of the Scenery
+ at Verneuil--Our Bivouac--Plundering--Senlis--Feelings
+ of the Population--Prussian Lancers--Devastation by the
+ Prussians--Chenevière--Our Night-Quarters, 33
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVII.
+
+ The Cumberland Hussars--Warlike Rumours--Expectation and
+ Excitement--A Quiet Morning--Orders to Advance--We come on the
+ Enemy--Our Dilemma--In Sight of Montmartre--First Glimpse of
+ Paris--Prussian Devastations again--Comfortless Bivouac--Progress
+ of the Prussians--A Halt--Davoust’s Country Seat--Devastation
+ in it--Destruction of the Library--Churlishness of our
+ Allies--Rumours of Peace--St Denis--An Excursion--Aspect of the
+ Country--Revolting Destruction--The Destroyers at Work--Visitors
+ for Paris--Inconstancy of the People--Aspect of the Crowd--At
+ Arnouvilles--The Royal Cortège--Louis XVIII., 60
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+ On the March--The Seine--Beauty of the Country--Passage of
+ the Seine--Colombes--Drawbacks--My Quarters--The Garden
+ and Grounds--View from my Window--My Chateau--Its
+ Furnishings--State of our Horses--An Excursion--The
+ Country round Paris--View of Paris--A Wet Day--My
+ Landlord--Country Pleasures--My Occupations--Our Fare--A
+ Fracas--Our Brunswickers Mutinous--Their Complaints--My
+ Answer to them--Harvesting--French Peasantry--The
+ Women--Food of the Peasantry--Inn Signs--A Lady of the Old
+ Régime--A Ride to Paris--The Seine and its Banks--First Visit
+ to Paris--Aspect of the Streets--Parisian Equipages--The
+ Champs Elysées--The Place Louis Quinze--The Austerlitz
+ Column--London and Paris--The Streets of Paris--The Boulevard
+ des Italiens, 94
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIX.
+
+ Our Major Domo--Inspection of Troops--Prospect of Change--Prussian
+ Bivouac--The Louvre--The Venus de Medici--The Laocoon and the
+ Apollo--The Paintings--The Tuileries--The Gardens--The Palais
+ Royal--Habitués of the Palais--Road to Malmaison--Malmaison--A
+ Panic--A Farmhouse--Versailles--Sevres and St Cloud--Hôtel Dieu
+ and Nôtre Dame--The Invalides--Models of Fortresses--A Sunday, 138
+
+
+ CHAPTER XX.
+
+ My New Quarters--Their Desolate Aspect--First Night in
+ them--Change of Abode--My New Residence--Ma’amselle Rose--A
+ She-Dragon--Our Fare--The Villagers--The Maire and
+ his Complaints--More Grievances--The Postmaster of St
+ Denis--Insolence of the Villagers--The Allied Sovereigns--A
+ Review--Difficulties--Order from Headquarters--A
+ Complaint--A Visitor--Rascalities--The French Police--Pertinacity
+ of my Persecutor--Church Reopened--Sunday in France--Review
+ of Prussians--A Scene--A Craven--Our Artillery--Positions
+ of Troops--Scenes of Battles--View from Montmartre--The Works
+ on Montmartre--Belleville and Vincennes--Aspect of
+ Country--Washerwomen--Village Gossip, 166
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXI.
+
+ Sisters of Charity--New Messroom--A House-warming--The Bond
+ Street of Paris--The Boulevards--Their Frequenters--Street-
+ Beggars--Street-Vendors--Street-Scenes--News-Rooms--Open-Air
+ Loungers--An Exquisite--A Parisian Restaurant--Waiters--Parisian
+ Cookery--Paris by Night--Torment of Flies--Amicable Relations--The
+ Peasantry--Again at Paris--A Russian Equipage--A Picturesque
+ Coachman--A Russian Boy--Russian Soldiers--The Austrians, 206
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXII.
+
+ My First Ride to Paris--The Aristocratic Quarters--Different
+ Quarters of the City--Differences in these--The Boulevards--The
+ Quays--The Squares of London and Paris--An Excursion--Again
+ in Paris--Numbering the Streets--The Jardin des Plantes--The
+ Menagerie--The Hothouses--Released from Arrest--An Unfortunate
+ Accident--A Comrade’s Quarters--Cabriolet-Drivers--The
+ Fountains--A Street-Lecturer--Itinerant Violinist--A Suicide--The
+ Change of Dynasty--The Luxembourg--The Chamber of Peers--The
+ Poultry and Flower Market--Marauding Neighbours--A
+ Capture--Bibliothèque Royale--Cabinet des Gravures--Shop-Signs
+ in Paris--The Palais Royal--Café Aux Milles Colonnes--A
+ Shoeblack’s Establishment--The Jardin du Prince--The Place
+ des Innocens--The Vegetable Markets--The Louvre once more--The
+ Statuary, 233
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXIII.
+
+ Admiral Rosily’s Villa--The Duke and the 5th Division--Views
+ in the Neighbourhood--Our Patron Saint--Village Amusements--The
+ Fauigny Affair--M. Fauigny and the Duke--Injustice
+ of the Duke--Indifference as to Dress--A General
+ Order--An Affray--Russian Review--The Allied Sovereigns--The
+ Russian Artillery--The Artillery Horses--Leave of Absence
+ at last--Regrets at Leaving--My Portmanteau--Departure--Our
+ Journey--We take the Wrong Road--At Amiens--The Hôtel
+ d’Angleterre--A Caravan Journey--A Cabriolet--A John Bull
+ Astray--Montreuil--An English Party--A Misadventure--England
+ once more, 273
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXIV.
+
+ Our Fellow-Passengers--From Dover to Calais--For Paris once
+ more--Montreuil again--Abbeville and its Cathedral--A
+ Bridal Party--Hotel at Breteuil--A Race--Arrival at
+ Clermont--The Stables at Chantilly--Our Old Quarters at
+ Stain--Attempts at Comfort--A Dreary Winter--Our
+ Occupations--Outbreaks of Fire--Preparations for
+ Departure--Preparations for a Start--Leave-Takings--Our
+ Quarters at Beaumont--Noailles and Beauvais--A Scene with our
+ Hostess--The Theatre at Beauvais--Major Dyas--A Cheerless
+ Day’s March--Grandvilliers--An Altercation with our Host--Quarters
+ at Poix--The Village and its Scenery--A Proposal--Comfortless
+ Quarters--Difficulties at Airaines--Our Amusements--The Town
+ Shepherd--A Court-Martial--At Boulogne--At Guines--Kindness
+ of Our Hosts--En Route for Calais--Our Stay there--Embarkation
+ and its Evils--Our Difficulties--Embark at last--England
+ once more, 304
+
+
+
+
+JOURNAL
+
+OF THE
+
+WATERLOO CAMPAIGN.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+
+_22d._--Morning fine, and things look more cheerful. March, according
+to order, at four. Troop turned out of its wet bivouac; did not look
+very brilliant; moreover, there had been no time for cleaning. The
+village street such a perfect slough that even the riding-horses
+struggled through with difficulty, and our carriages stuck fast
+several times ere they could be brought to the hard ground beyond.
+Immediately on emerging from the orchards, we entered on the same
+cheerless uninteresting country as before: interminable fields of
+corn, without enclosures, only broken here and there by small
+patches of coppice or young timber. Through this sort of country
+marched to Bavay; and here we formed up in the fields by the roadside
+and dismounted, whilst an officer was sent to summon the garrison
+of Maubeuge--the first word of an enemy since quitting Waterloo.
+As the infantry continued moving on, we were somewhat at a loss to
+conjecture what was to be done should the answer to our summons be
+unfavourable. The whole army--cavalry, infantry, and artillery,
+English and allies, all appeared to be marching along this one line
+of road. We heard nothing of any columns moving parallel on our
+flanks, and for about three hours that we halted here this incessant
+passing afforded us some amusement. The crowd was endless, though
+varied--regiments of infantry or cavalry following each other in
+constant succession, intermingled with, and striving to pass, the as
+endless file of waggons, baggage-carts, baggage-animals, led horses,
+batteries of artillery, and convoys of stores. All struggled to get
+ahead to choose a bivouac, or get the first-fruits of any village
+or farm on or near the road, which was sure to be left quite bare
+the moment the first corps passed--I mean bare of provisions; for
+I believe our people did not otherwise plunder. It might truly be
+said that a torrent of men and animals rolled along the road. Even
+when we resumed our march there was no cessation, no diminution of
+the crowd. The numbers of servants, sutlers, stragglers, and women
+were incredible, and added not a little to the general confusion. As
+far back, too, as I could see, the same swarm covered the road--the
+troops seemed to form the smallest part of the crowd. What the
+answer was to our summons we have not yet heard, but suppose all
+went on smoothly; for, after a wait of three or four hours, we
+again got under way, and made an attempt to penetrate the throng,
+but in vain--we got jammed and stuck fast. Lord Edward, seeing our
+case hopeless, abandoned us as soon as he could get his dragoons
+disengaged from the crowd, and took across the fields, leaving me
+directions to make the best of my way to Cateau Cambresis, and
+bivouac there if I did not find him and the brigade. In this state
+we were obliged to give up all thoughts of pushing on, and rest
+contented to swim with the stream. This swept us in due time into
+one end of Bavay (pleasingly situated on a rising ground) and out
+at the other, leaving just time to see that the place had a clean
+and cheerful appearance, and that the street we passed through was
+well built and had many genteel-looking houses in it. Quitting the
+town by a steepish hill, we entered the forest of Mormal; and the
+road was bordered on both sides by a thick coppice of hazel, young
+ash, &c., over which the larger timber-trees reared their heads.
+Many corps of infantry had drawn off the road, and were busy cutting
+down the coppice to prepare their bivouacs by constructing huts of
+leaves and branches. Fires were made, and cooking already going on.
+Officers, divested of swords and sashes, were strolling amongst
+the thickets, or listlessly lolling under their leafy bowers. All
+this would have been very pretty, but that a heavy shower, which
+fell as we struggled through Bavay, had left everything dripping,
+consequently deteriorated the scene much. Still the grouping of the
+figures round the fires, or interspersed among the thickets, was very
+good. Emerging from the woods, we again entered on the ocean of corn;
+but here the features of the ground were bolder, and the view more
+extensive, though not less cheerless.
+
+At some distance ahead, in a deep valley, of which the heights all
+descended by fine bold slopes, stood the little town of Cateau
+amidst flat alluvial meadows, the lively verdure of which, and
+that of a few trees, contrasted strikingly with the golden hue of
+all the country around it. The road along the plateau on which
+we now travelled was hard and excellent, so that, by watching
+our opportunity and pushing in whenever an opening in the crowd
+permitted, we managed, with some considerable wrangling, to get
+ahead. This was rather a dangerous operation, for the Belgic, and
+particularly the Nassau troops, were so savage, and so constantly
+threatening us with their bayonets, that I feared every minute we
+should come to blows. In this manner we had struggled on to the crest
+of the hill descending toward Cateau, where, to lessen the descent,
+it had been cut down, consequently was confined between high banks.
+Now, as the devil would have it, we got into this gully at the same
+time with a battalion of Nassau, and as both parties pressed on to
+head the other, some jostling ensued. Our wheels were too formidable
+to be resisted when in motion; but at last we got completely
+entangled, and then they turned upon us, striking our horses, and
+even pricking them with their bayonets. Our men, of course, resented
+this, and a serious affray was likely to take place; but at last,
+assisted by their officers, we disengaged ourselves without any
+one being materially hurt, although many had bruises, scratches,
+and slight bayonet-stabs. In this affair one fellow was very
+deliberately going to give me a _coup de bayonette_ in the side, but
+old Quartermaster Hall knocked up the point with his sabre, and could
+scarcely be prevented from splitting his skull. The English, with
+whom we also occasionally crossed and jostled, contented themselves
+with abusing us. For some days after, we were constantly falling in
+with these very people, and our so doing resembling the approach of
+two angry dogs. I was constantly alarmed lest some serious affray
+should take place. But they have led me ahead of my march. Somewhat
+more than a mile before we came to the descent above mentioned, we
+passed through Forêt, a pretty large village, surrounded as usual
+by orchards, with a few small woods scattered about the vicinity,
+which diversified agreeably the otherwise monotonous scenery. On
+approaching this village, a dirty sheet or table-cloth, attached to a
+pole, and projected from a window of the church-tower, attracted our
+attention. It was the first time we had seen the immaculate _pavillon
+blanc_ since entering the French territory; and one could not but
+admire the wisdom and foresight which had established as a national
+standard what could be readily furnished at any moment by every,
+even the most humble, _ménage_. A tall, thin, venerable-looking
+old man in the clerical habit stood by the roadside amidst several
+peasants, male and female. His countenance was radiant with joy,
+and he appeared quite elated in contemplating the column as it
+passed along. Pinch after pinch he took from a little tortoise-shell
+snuff-box in his left hand, whilst with earnestness he pointed out
+to, or seemed describing, something in our column. As I came up,
+followed by my trumpeter, the old man, uncovering his white head,
+made me a profound obeisance. This opened the interview, and I was
+soon master of his history. He had been driven from his _curé_ by
+the Revolution; returned on the abdication of Napoleon last year;
+but the return from Elba had again nearly caused a second flight. He
+had, however, ventured to remain, upon the affectionate assurances
+of his parishioners, and after suffering during the Hundred Days
+most horrid anxiety and even indignities, had at last been restored
+to security and tranquillity by the battle of Waterloo. He was now
+come out not only to witness the passage of the brave English, to
+whom his country and himself stood so much indebted, but also to meet
+and do homage to his beloved monarch, who he understood would pass
+through Forêt on his way to his capital. Nothing could exceed the
+good man’s joy; his spirits quite ran away with him, and his tongue
+ran nineteen to the dozen. At parting we cordially shook hands, and
+he tendered me the little tortoise-shell box with the most amiable
+_bonhommie_. How the rustics gazed! They seem a very ignorant, simple
+people, the peasantry of this country. Hitherto, since passing the
+frontier, we have found them everywhere pursuing their rural labours
+with as much tranquillity as in the most profound state of peace:
+quite undisturbed by, and exhibiting very little curiosity about, the
+continued passage of foreign troops along their roads and through
+their villages. The village of Forêt presented a cheerful rustic
+aspect--such as a village should. Thatched barns and farmhouse in
+the usual style of such buildings in England, standing detached and
+retired from the broad street, if so it might be termed, embosomed
+in apple or cherry orchards;--quite unlike what one so often meets
+with in other parts of France, where the villages, of stone houses
+three or four storeys high, with large windows, &c., appear more like
+pieces of towns cut out and popped down here than what is consonant
+to our ideas of villages.
+
+From the place where our scuffle with the Nassau men took place we
+descended into the valley by a long winding hill, at the bottom of
+which the little village of Montay lay like an oasis in the desert;
+verdant meadows overshadowed by numerous pine-trees, a pretty rivulet
+winding along amongst them, here passed by a narrow stone bridge;
+the place itself consisting of one large farm, several cottages, and
+a small church;--altogether offering a refreshing variety in this
+ocean of corn. The heights rising abruptly above it on either side
+make this a sort of pass, which, had the retiring French thought fit
+to defend, would have cost us some trouble and many lives, no doubt.
+As it was, although we understood their outposts were not far, not a
+man was in sight; and we were allowed to pass as quietly as our own
+internal dissensions would allow, for the narrowness of the bridge
+produced here a fearful struggle. The road along which the army was
+marching, passing through Montay, immediately ascended the opposite
+heights. A road branching from this led to Cateau along the foot of
+these heights and through the meadows about a mile or rather more
+higher up the stream. We took this road, and thus, for the first
+time since leaving Nivelles, enjoyed the indescribable pleasure of
+having the road to ourselves. From the heights on this side of Forêt,
+whence the view was very extensive, I could distinguish nothing of
+the brigade; and now, finding ourselves quite alone, and seeing no
+symptoms of troops about Cateau, I began to be rather uneasy. In
+this dilemma I was about to establish my bivouac on a piece of turf
+just without the town--for the evening was fast closing in--when our
+lieutenant-major-general of cavalry, Lord Greenock, rode hastily up,
+and demanded why we were here. “My orders were to march to Cateau, my
+lord, and bivouac, with which I am complying. I expect Lord Edward
+will join us here;” and I gave him an account of their taking to the
+fields, &c. “There is some mistake in this,” replied Lord Greenock.
+“Your brigade has halted at Forêt, and you must return thither, for
+you are now in a very dangerous position, and at all events ought not
+to have crossed the river. The enemy’s outposts are on the heights;
+and should they attempt anything during the night, which is probable,
+you could never recross the bridge. Return, therefore, without
+delay.” This was comfortable, to have to grope our way to Forêt, and
+when there pick out a bivouac; and the alternative that of remaining
+and being caught in this _coupe gorge_. The idea was not a pleasant
+one. Disobeying orders, too! We countermarched, however; but on
+reaching Montay the stream of people and carriages sweeping over
+the narrow bridge made it evidently useless attempting to move in a
+contrary direction. I gave up the idea, and established my bivouac in
+the little churchyard close to the bridge. I felt less compunction
+at doing this, because several regiments of Hanoverian infantry had
+extended themselves in bivouac along the meadows, both up and down
+the stream, on the same side; and, moreover, I had learned from Lord
+Greenock that two or three troops of horse-artillery and a large
+corps of hussars were occupying the plateau in front, between us and
+the enemy. Under the impression of security, therefore, I laid myself
+down after our evening meal was finished, expecting a good sleep; but
+my eyes were scarcely closed ere the never-to-be-mistaken sound of
+a distant cannonade caused me to start up again. Everything around
+was perfectly still; the Hanoverians seemed to be all asleep; and no
+stir or bustle of any kind in our immediate neighbourhood indicated
+an alarm. The cannonade, too, though sometimes more distinctly heard
+than at others, did not, on the whole, seem to approach. After
+listening for a time, sleep got the better of me, and I sank down in
+spite of the distant cannonade and the more immediate concert of
+thousands of frogs in the adjoining ditch.
+
+_23d._--A fine day. Uneasy at hearing nothing of the brigade being
+in motion. The cannonade during the night proceeded from Sir Charles
+Colville and the 4th division attacking Cambray.
+
+About noon Sir Augustus Frazer, with Sir Julius Hartman of the K. G.
+Legion horse-artillery, paid us a visit. From them I learned that
+headquarters are established in Cateau, and that the Duke intends
+halting in our present position for a day or two to give time for
+the rear of the army to close up, since, from the rapidity of our
+march, and from the whole marching in a single column, many corps
+are still a long way in the rear. At the same time, Cambray on our
+right and Landrecy on our left are to be secured before we advance
+further. Moreover, we are likely, it seems, to have another battle
+immediately, for the French army has rallied in considerable force,
+and is in position not far in front of us. Upon this intelligence
+I decided on remaining at Montay until the brigade should come up;
+therefore, leaving my second captain to inspect ammunition, and
+forward cleaning, repairing, shoeing, &c., I set off with our two
+visitors on their return to Cateau. This place, which is very small,
+is situated in a rich alluvial bottom amongst fine, well-irrigated
+meadows. The only trees, however, in this bottom are at Montay.
+The town is surrounded by a simple wall, perhaps only for excise
+purposes; and I was at a loss to conjecture the use of a single
+battery of two or three pieces near the gate leading to Montay. On
+entering this gate I was struck by the dismal aspect of the street
+within--narrow, dirty, and composed of mean-looking houses built
+of sombre-coloured stone, and scarcely a human being visible; for
+although headquarters were here, none of the members of it were to
+be seen in the streets. Priests in their black cassocks and band
+strode solemnly along from time to time. The house in which the Duke
+lodged was the only decent-looking one in the place. It stood at the
+extremity of the street, crossing at right angles the one we entered
+by--large, and pierced with numerous windows, apparently new, and
+having the advantage of a row of three or four fine trees in front.
+Some pretensions there were, too, to architectural decorations in
+the façade, which was of stucco, painted buff. Cateau was soon
+seen, and I returned to Montay, where I found the poor farmer (the
+farm adjoined the church) in great distress. The Hanoverians were
+plundering barns, farmyard, and all. “Ah, monsieur, tout sera
+abimé!” cried the poor fellow, wringing his hands, and presenting
+the very picture of despair. Yesterday evening he complained to
+me, and I did what I could to prevent it, but without much effect.
+The bivouac of these marauders in the adjoining meadows was only
+separated from his garden by a sort of willow hedge; and although I
+planted sentries for the protection of it, everything disappeared.
+This morning, becoming bolder, they have plundered his barns, &c.,
+and even threatened the house itself. As we draw our own supplies of
+eggs, milk, &c., from the farm, I did what I could to save him from
+further plunder, and sent Breton to remonstrate with their commanding
+officer, and give him to understand that, unless he kept his men
+under better discipline, I would report him to the Duke. Got nothing
+by this, for he persisted in not understanding English. Thus we have
+been obliged to be constantly on the alert, and to keep them out by
+main force. The poor farmer is very grateful, and loud in praise of
+_les bons Anglais_, whilst he _sacrés_, &c., their allies down to
+the bottomless pit--“aux enfers.” He admits the truth of what I said
+about retaliation, and turned up his eyes in horror at the account
+I gave him of the ravages committed by French troops in other
+countries. “Mais, monsieur, je le crois bien, les soldats Français
+sont de vrais brigands; ils pillent partout même dans la patrie; oui,
+monsieur, ici même;” and he related how a detachment of cuirassiers
+had quartered on him for three days, having only departed the morning
+of that in which we arrived. They had treated him cruelly; and not
+content with living on him all that time, were on the point of
+destroying everything that was left and burning the premises, when
+the unexpected appearance of some of our advanced corps obliged them
+to make a precipitate retreat. In the evening, a general parade of
+the Germans. They have formed a sort of diminutive tents for the
+night by striking two ramrods into the ground, crossed, to form each
+end; I forget how they form the ridge. A blanket is laid over, and
+the other two serve to lie under and over the three men the tent
+just holds. The different bands, all good, continued playing until
+after dusk, which we enjoyed sitting in the willow hedge smoking our
+cigars. The scene was remarkably pretty. Groups of men scattered
+about amongst the little tents, some preparing supper, &c.; the
+bands, with officers in picturesque costumes hovering about them; the
+town of Cateau in the background; and on either hand the picture
+shut in by bold naked slopes of the neighbouring heights.
+
+_24th._--Fine warm morning, but day promises to be rather too hot.
+Not a gun to be heard to-day by the sharpest ear; the business at
+Cambray must be settled somehow or other. Getting accustomed to our
+churchyard. To be sure, none of the graves are recent; it seems long
+since any one has been buried here. Hitchins and I have decided on
+breakfasting together; and as he is more at leisure than I am, he has
+undertaken the foraging department. This morning our repast consisted
+of bread (sour as vinegar), cheesy butter, and hard eggs, washed down
+with weak grog (Hollands)--table a grave. Ever since we passed Mons
+good bread is not to be had--all is of this horrid sour description.
+To the eye it is well enough. The peasantry make their bread in large
+flat loaves, 2 or 2½ feet in diameter--no mistake!--nearly circular.
+Sometimes the loaves are annular, and of the above diameter. Enter
+Lieutenant and Adjutant Bell, R.H.A., and I can write no more, for he
+no doubt brings news.
+
+9 P.M.--Here we are, then, back again in Forêt. Bell brought us the
+order to return forthwith, as the brigade was to march without delay
+on Landrecy, the commandant of which place refuses to surrender.
+We lost no time in obeying the order, and the road being now quite
+clear--indeed solitary--marched here in a very short time; and
+instead of finding the brigade ready to move, were surprised on
+reaching the village at seeing the Life Guardsmen quietly grooming
+their horses in front of the barns and stables of their billets.
+The place being already full, we were directed to bivouac, and
+accordingly I pitched upon this orchard, which is high and dry;
+but the trees are too young and too far apart to afford us much
+shade, which we want just now. The arrival of strangers attracted a
+concourse of villagers to our bivouac, many old women and young girls
+bringing quantities of very fine cherries for sale. The former were
+remarkably coarse and ugly, the latter generally pretty, and all
+had sparkling, speaking eyes. These, of course, sold their cherries
+first; but the article was too grateful in such a roasting day as
+this has been not to insure the sale of all. The costume of these
+women--who, by the way, seemed quite at home with us--was rather
+picturesque. Lofty white caps, with long flaps hanging down to the
+shoulders, their naked stays sometimes not very closely laced, bosom
+covered with a coloured handkerchief put on with a degree of taste,
+coarse woollen petticoats of a blue stuff striped with white or pink
+and reaching only to the calf of the leg, coarse woollen stockings,
+and clumsy wooden shoes (_sabots_). Most of them wore large gold or
+silver rings in their ears, and many a little golden cross suspended
+from the neck by a black riband or a strip of black velvet. The Duke
+has published a manifesto from Cateau. Several copies are stuck up
+in the village, and the people here seem very much pleased with it;
+and well they may, for it assures them they shall be treated like
+gentlemen, and not get the punishment which France, as a nation,
+so richly deserves. It calls upon the people to remain quietly at
+home, as we make no war on them, but ought rather to be considered
+as their allies; further, it goes on to assure them that the
+strictest discipline will be maintained in the Allied army, and that
+everything required by the troops must be paid for at its full value.
+The Forêtiens, and particularly the Forêtiennes, actually express
+astonishment at our generosity.
+
+Louis XVIII., &c., passed through the village this evening on his
+way to Cateau. Leathes and I rode a little way out to meet him,
+which we did about a quarter of a mile off. The cortège consisted
+of several Berlines, escorted by about two squadrons of the Royal
+Garde de Corps--fine young men (all gentlemen), dressed in a
+very becoming uniform, blue turned up with red, and silver lace
+tastefully disposed, with Grecian helmets, silver, with a golden
+sun on the front, the most elegant I ever saw. The king was in the
+last carriage, on each side of which rode the Duc de Berri and that
+General whose acquaintance I made on the drill-ground near Alost.
+We had drawn up on the roadside as the cortège passed. The moment
+the Duc de Berri and the General saw us, they came up, and, offering
+us their hands, poured forth such a torrent of compliments and
+congratulations as made even our horses blush. His Royal Highness
+could never sufficiently testify his gratitude to the English nation,
+&c. &c.; was impatient to see us in Paris, for then and there indeed,
+&c. &c. The General was equally profuse in compliments and promises,
+so that, forgetting the adage, “Put not your trust in princes,”
+Leathes and I have ever since been feeling the Croix de St Louis
+dangling at our breasts--_nous verrons_! The monarch was detained
+from his dinner more than half an hour by my worthy friend Mons. le
+Curé, who, in full pontificals, and followed by his congregation
+_en habits de Dimanches_, met him at the entrance of the village,
+and, standing on a little bank at the coach-door, delivered a long
+harangue, set off by Mandarine-like bobs of the head at the end of
+every period, and a most profound bow at the conclusion, all which
+were received and returned by his Majesty with exemplary patience and
+punctuality. At length the cortège moved on, and we returned to our
+orchard.
+
+_25th._--Here we are, another day’s march in advance, not only
+without the expected battle, but also without having either seen or
+heard of an enemy. Nor have we seen any traces of one, having found
+the peasantry everywhere as peaceably occupied as if no war existed.
+Nothing more have we heard of Landrecy, which, I suppose, must have
+surrendered, since Lord Edward sent us orders this morning to march
+on Sequehart, where the brigade halts to-night. Accordingly I marched
+immediately towards Montay in a thick drizzling rain, which made this
+dismal country appear ten times more dismal. The cavalry regiments
+marched at the same time (about five A.M.?) and we kept company as
+far as Montay; but there they left us, for we found the road again
+so choked with baggage, &c., that although we succeeded in passing
+the bridge, yet the deep hollow road (_encaissé_ between very high
+steep banks), ascending to the opposite heights, was so inextricably
+crammed with carriages, and the unctuous soil so slippery, that I
+feared we should bivouac in the churchyard again. We attempted the
+ascent, and being better horsed than the others, succeeded in getting
+ahead wherever an opening offered. Our column was broken into as many
+fractional parts as we had carriages. At length, after a most arduous
+struggle, we mustered our whole force on the plateau, and pushed
+forward in the old way--sometimes getting along pretty smoothly by
+keeping one side of the road; then a choke would stop us for a time,
+until, an opportunity offering, the head of our column would make a
+dash and break the file of waggons; but occasionally in doing this,
+if the rear carriages did not keep close up, the waggoners would
+dash in their turn, and cut them off. Then again we got foul of our
+Nassau friends, and the old quarrel was revived; cursing, swearing,
+and bayoneting followed as matter of course. The road itself was
+execrable, and in places a complete slough. It appears that our
+march has been so conducted as to avoid the main avenues, and thus
+turn the fortresses; consequently, with the exception of some little
+bits of chaussée, we have been travelling on the cross-roads--in
+France always execrable. On gaining the plateau we saw everywhere
+around us again those interminable fields of wheat--not a hedge
+nor a dividing wall; the only relief a few small woods here and
+there. A hamlet we occasionally met with, and sometimes a solitary
+cabaret of the meanest appearance--“Ici on loge à pied et à cheval,”
+scrawled on a board in black letters, on a dirty-white ground,
+invited the traveller to enter. Sometimes a longer inscription set
+forth other inducements. I pity the luckless wight who trusts to
+their hospitality. A remarkable feature in the cheerless scenery of
+these oceans of corn is the row of apple-trees so frequently seen
+skirting the horizon. The by-roads here are frequently bordered by
+apple or pear trees, which accounts for this. As we advanced on
+the plateau, and still found no concentration of troops, or other
+indication of the neighbourhood of the enemy, our expectation of
+another battle vanished. Insensibly we had deviated from the general
+route, and found ourselves only accompanied by Major Bull’s troop
+of horse-artillery. Bull had got the same discretionary orders from
+his general as myself, and was also making his way to Sequehart,
+where his brigade was to halt. The country had become prettier and
+more interesting, and the rain had ceased. Woods were more frequent
+and larger, and at last we marched through what might strictly be
+termed a wooded country. The ground, too, became more undulating,
+and pastures of green meadows occurred to relieve most agreeably the
+tiresome sameness of the corn crops. Occasionally, also, openings
+between the woods would give us glimpses of distant and pretty
+country. But where dwell the husbandmen who cultivate those lands? In
+this district we saw not a single habitation, and only here and there
+met a solitary peasant--not working, but in the road--moving from
+one place to another. Of these we incessantly demanded “Où se trouve
+Sequehart?” and the response was invariably “_N’sais paw, Monsire_,”
+or a shake of the head. Bull and I began to be uneasy as the evening
+drew on, whilst we were surrounded by woods, and not the slightest
+appearance of a village to be seen. Our own people were now the only
+troops visible, and we began to suspect what proved to be true--we
+had lost ourselves!
+
+We were so enclosed by woods that it was impossible to see to any
+distance; and cross-roads branching off right and left became very
+frequent, so that we were puzzled how to proceed. Every peasant we
+met persisted in knowing nothing of Sequehart, nor had met any other
+troops. We were evidently astray. At last an old man, to whom the
+usual questions were put, after puzzling over it for a few minutes,
+begged we would repeat the name. “Sequehart!--Sequehart!” said he,
+two or three times. “_Monsire, n’le connois paw_; mais, ma foi, ce
+sera sans doute Escars que vous cherchez.” We stared in our turn,
+but the old man was positive, and insisted that we were leaving it
+behind us. After some little irresolution, Bull and I made up our
+minds to follow his directions; and accordingly, after a few miles
+threading our way between woods, arrived here a little before sunset.
+The village is already full of Life Guards, and therefore we are
+obliged to bivouac again; but that is of little moment, for we have
+an excellent spot on a rising ground, covered with short velvety
+turf, close to the chaussée leading to St Quentin, on the other side
+of which, about two or three hundred yards distant, is the village of
+Sequehart, or Escars, so buried in the foliage of fine walnut-trees,
+and of the hedges enclosing the gardens and some fields, that
+scarcely a roof is to be seen; and it is only through the ascending
+columns of blue smoke from amongst the trees that the site of the
+village is to be detected. From the swelling hills up which the St
+Quentin road runs in front of us, the short clean turf, and the chalk
+(or gypsum) that appears in patches where this has been removed, we
+might fancy ourselves on the South Downs, in Sussex. It is a sweet
+rural spot, and, what is better, we see few signs of war about us;
+for except Walcott’s troop (rocket), which has just come up, no other
+soldiers whatever are to be seen. Bull left us at the other side of
+the village, and our cavalry are, like it, buried in the foliage
+and invisible to us. We understand headquarters are at Joncour, a
+village not far off, and that Lord Hill’s division is at Belleglise,
+somewhere in front, so that we may sleep securely to-night. Lovely
+evening.
+
+_26th._--Fine morning. Marched early, and, crossing the downs,
+traversed beyond them a pretty well-wooded country, diversified very
+agreeably by several large sheets of water, formed by embankments,
+and regained the route of our army, which we had deviated from
+yesterday at Belleglise, just as the bustle commenced. Plunged once
+more into the torrent, with all its _désagrémens_ and vexations,
+and swam along with it as before. The wooded country gave place
+to the dismal sea of corn a little beyond Belleglise; but after
+travelling about four or five miles through this tiresome region, we
+once more came amongst trees, and crossed a deep ravine, or rather
+wooded valley, in which was situated a most respectable-looking
+country-house, brick, with stone angles, window-cases, &c., standing
+upon a terrace, with an old-fashioned garden divided into rectangular
+beds, with stone vases, &c., sheltered in the rear by the woods,
+and to the south looking upon a fine sheet of water--artificial,
+no doubt--most probably formed by damming up the stream which we
+crossed in the bottom. The country people told us this place belongs
+to Caulaincourt, Duc de Vicenza, which is no doubt the truth, since
+in my map I find it called Caulaincourt. The hanging woods and shady
+winding paths of this ravine appeared to us heavenly when contrasted
+with the dreary exposed plain above; and this, if possible, was more
+hideous than ever when we again debouched upon it--a dead flat,
+unrelieved by the slightest undulation--a sea of wheat extending to
+the horizon, with here and there a few clumps of beggarly pines,
+and the usual straggling lines of apple-trees fringing the horizon.
+I forget where, but it must have been just before crossing the
+valley at Caulaincourt that we left the direct route, together with
+Bull’s and Whinyate’s troops, as we were directed to halt for the
+night at Etreillers. After marching two or three miles more over
+this uninteresting plain, on passing one of these circular pine
+clumps we suddenly came in sight of fine trees bounding the horizon,
+intermixed with buildings, which, on approaching it, proved to be
+Etreillers. The village is a very large one, composed principally of
+large farms, with a few dwellings of an inferior description, all,
+however, standing back in gardens, or in their large straw-yards,
+which are separated from the broad avenues constituting the village
+street by high walls, with a great gateway of entrance, and generally
+surrounded on three sides by orchards. Such quarters are quite a
+luxury; for although we are three troops in the village, yet all
+get under cover, man and horse, in houses, barns, stables, &c.
+The appearance of the place is not gay, and may truly be said to
+harmonise in tone with the dreary but fruitful plain around. The
+buildings are generally of a dark stone, with enormous thatched
+roofs, which, if not lively, has at least an air of substantial
+comfort that makes ample amends for everything else.
+
+I have established myself in a most comfortable farmhouse of the
+first class, and, to complete my good fortune, have an exceedingly
+pretty and most obliging hostess. Instead of the black looks an
+intruder like myself might have expected, I was received with smiles,
+and a welcome which sounded sincere. I was shown into their best
+room (the one which I now write in), my horses into the best stable,
+and everything done to make me most comfortable. My fair friend has
+let out one reason for all this, although I still believe genuine
+hospitality has a great share in it--she is delighted at having
+English instead of Prussians quartered on her; all the country are
+in dread of the latter. As may be supposed, we were soon quite at
+home--I say we, for my second captain (Newland) was with me. In the
+stable, men and boys have been at work helping our men to clean their
+horses, whilst in the house the women busied themselves in arranging
+our room, cooking dinner, and even asking for our dirty linen, which
+they are in the act of washing for us, so that to-day I can afford a
+clean shirt and still start to-morrow with a clean kit. The room we
+occupy is large and rather dark, for there are only two small windows
+looking out to the farmyard, and these rather obscured with the white
+draperies with which they are ornamented. The furniture is coarse and
+clumsy, made of walnut, and is as black as ebony. One side of the
+room is occupied by two sleeping-places, let into the wall, exactly
+like the berths on shipboard. The bedding in these, though coarse
+also, is very good, and, like everything else, scrupulously clean;
+the sheets have just been put in. Our servants have comfortable beds
+allotted to them, and have become as much at home in the kitchen
+as if they were old acquaintances. Whilst dinner was preparing, I
+sallied forth to see how my people were put up, and had scarcely
+left the yard when I encountered an old peasant wearing an enormous
+cocked-hat, and having a drum suspended from his neck by a broad
+band, on which he occasionally gave a sort of roll or flourish. His
+grotesque figure, as well as his employment, attracted my attention,
+and I was somewhat mystified on observing that every flourish on
+the drum was responded to by an opening of doors and the sallying
+out of old ladies, each bearing under her arm one of those enormous
+loaves already mentioned. What can all this mean, thought I? Is it
+possible that in this most military of all nations even women are
+subject to regulations, and obliged to conduct the _ménage_ by tap
+of drum or sound of bugle? One old lady, with a huge annular loaf,
+whom I questioned, soon solved the query. The commissary had ordered
+the inhabitants to feed the troops, and this drumming hero was the
+crier, who gave notice to that effect, and was likewise collecting
+all the ready-baked bread at the church for distribution. The thing
+seemed perfectly well understood, each roll of the drum producing
+precisely the same effect as the crier moved along the great rambling
+street. The old women, as they trotted towards the church, made a
+clatter with their _sabots_ like so many horses. Many of the people I
+found had, on our first arrival, concealed everything; but the dread
+of being plundered was soon removed, and all is now confidence. As
+far as I can judge, these people seem to live well enough in their
+own way; and in every house one is sure to find good beds, very high,
+being raised upon an enormous palliasse. There is no want of silver
+spoons, and even forks, in many of them; and their stock of household
+linen (good) is really astonishing, many small _cultivateurs_
+possessing as much as would set up two or three of our middling
+farmers. I use the term “_cultivateur_” to designate a class quite
+common in France, but scarcely known in England. They are proprietors
+of small estates (perhaps only a few acres), fractions of large ones
+sold in lots during the Revolution. These, of course, they cultivate
+themselves, with the assistance of their families, and are thence
+styled “_cultivateurs_” by the Government, and are obliged to put
+this, coupled with their number (they are all numbered), upon their
+carts, &c.--for example, “Joachim Laroque, cultivateur, No. 3755;” or
+“Jean Baptiste Amand,” &c. &c. &c.
+
+We find them a simple, obliging, but very ignorant race; and their
+_patois_ is to me almost unintelligible. Some with whom I conversed
+this evening either were, or pretended to be, quite ignorant of what
+has been taking place in the great world. They had heard that France
+was at war with England, Russia, and Prussia, but that was all. They
+had never heard of Wellington, nor of Nelson, nor even Louis XVIII.
+They had, however, heard enough to inspire them with some dread of
+the Cossacks and Prussians. I asked them if they knew Buonaparte?
+“Non, monsieur--non y pas!” “Napoleon?--aw mais oui, monsieur, c’est
+l’Empereur que ça--n’est ce paw vrai, monsieur?” They had heard of
+him because he made them pay taxes; but of his wars they were as
+ignorant as all the rest, and did not speculate the least in the
+world as to how and why we are here.
+
+Returned _home_ (conceive being _at home_ in a French farmhouse!)
+just as the good woman was placing a most inviting fricasseed fowl
+and _omelette aux herbes_, smoking hot, upon our table, to which,
+with a good bottle of _vin du pays_, we lost no time in doing
+justice. We have passed a most comfortable evening; and if we may
+judge by the laughing and chattering in the kitchen, our servants
+and the rustics have not passed it badly. As their door is opposite
+to ours, we have occasionally peeped in upon them, and been much
+amused at seeing the ploughmen equipped in our men’s helmets, belts,
+&c.; but their chief source of amusement appeared to be reciprocally
+teaching each other English and French words--the attempt at
+pronouncing which causes infinite fun.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+
+_27th._--Fine warm morning. Started early after an excellent
+breakfast of coffee and _et ceteras_. Our orders were to rejoin
+the grand column at Ugny l’Equippée; but we had not gone far from
+Etreillers when two roads, branching off in different directions,
+brought us to a halt. Lord Greenock came up just at the moment, and
+blamed me for not bringing a guide from the village--“Better late
+than never.” I took the hint, and sent Trumpeter Brown back with
+orders to bring the first person he could lay hands on, _nolens
+volens_. He went his way and brought back _a tailor_, escorting him
+like a prisoner with his drawn sabre. Not knowing why he was thus
+forcibly taken from his home, the poor tailor appeared terribly
+alarmed--imploring mercy even with tears. When told, however, what
+was expected of him, he soon became tranquil; so, sticking him at
+the head of the column, we jogged on again. At Ugny l’Equippée we
+rejoined the column and dismissed our tailor, slipping into the main
+stream as heretofore. We now learned that the army was about to cross
+the Somme, and soon felt that it was actually engaged in so doing
+from our long and tedious halts--there being but one ford, which
+made the operation a very slow one. As we drew near the river the
+country improved somewhat, became more undulating and more wooded,
+consequently prettier.
+
+The Somme here is but a small stream; flat meadows extend some little
+way on each side, and are bordered by moderate hills, running out
+here and there into knolls. The point chosen for our passage was a
+ford just above a mill on the road to Nesle. Péronne having been
+taken yesterday by General Maitland’s brigade of Guards, the only
+enemy we heard of in our vicinity was the garrison of Ham, and they
+could scarcely have opposed our passage even had they not been shut
+up by a brigade of light infantry and a troop of horse-artillery
+(Ross’s), which had been sent to summon them. The different divisions
+of cavalry, infantry, and artillery, winding down the swelling
+knolls, some of which were prettily wooded, and the picturesque
+groups of staff and other officers on the points of these knolls,
+superintending the passage of their respective brigades, &c., formed
+altogether an animated and pleasing picture, although not much could
+be said for the beauty of the country on the opposite side of the
+river, which looked cheerless enough. It was in one of those groups,
+and the most picturesque of them--for they were German hussars--that
+I recognised and shook hands with my friend General Victor Alten,
+whom I had not seen for more than three years. An interesting
+meeting, for he was surrounded by a number of other old acquaintances
+of the 2d Hussars.
+
+A foot-bridge at the mill enabled the infantry to file over; but we
+had to ford, and got a tolerable wetting, for the water was up to
+our saddle-skirts. On the other side, about a mile from the river,
+we reached Nesle, the intervening country enclosed but not wooded,
+consequently much more ugly and uninteresting than if it had been
+open. Nesle is a dismal, dirty town, situated on an eminence of no
+great elevation, and perfectly in character with the melancholy
+country around it.
+
+This is the first town we have marched through in France. I think it
+must have been market-day, from the number of people in the streets;
+yet not the slightest apprehension or agitation appeared; and, as we
+passed along, the market-people merely turned up their heads, and the
+shopkeepers came to their doors to gaze on us, much as if we had been
+marching through Exeter, or any other English town accustomed to see
+troops.
+
+Since crossing the Somme, the army has marched more cautiously than
+hitherto, consequently we have been all day with our brigade. At
+Nesle we got on a chaussée, bordered on each side by large elms,
+consequently forming a fine avenue; the country on either side
+without enclosures and not interesting, although better wooded than
+immediately about that town. Roye was ahead of us, but when within a
+few miles of it the head of our column led off the chaussée, crossing
+the fields by a by-road, and then another chaussée, Péronne to Paris,
+until we gained the village of Goyencour, situated in a pretty,
+because well-wooded, country. This village, like most of those we
+have hitherto passed through, is composed of a number of farmhouses
+scattered over a large space, and embowered amongst orchards and some
+of the finest linden-trees I ever saw.
+
+The Life Guards and my troop are all housed, so that we are fortunate
+again. For my part, I am quartered on a small shop, which, however,
+is very clean; and we have excellent beds, Newland and I. In front
+of the house an open space affords good room to draw up our guns,
+&c., adjoining which are the very pretty pleasure-grounds of a
+handsome villa, seen through a stately avenue of lindens. This place
+belongs to some lady, who it seems has taken to flight on hearing of
+our approach, leaving, however, her butler and some other servants
+behind; so that Lord Edward, who has taken up his quarters there,
+is as comfortable as he could wish to be. I have just returned from
+dining with him, and a better dinner, dessert, and wines,[1] it is
+impossible to have enjoyed. What a treat in the midst of a campaign
+to enjoy such a party. Besides his lordship’s personal staff, there
+were the two colonels of the Life Guards. The front of the house,
+having part of the pleasure-ground (it might almost be called a
+park) in the fore, has the town of Roye in the distance; a pretty
+terrace with aloes in vases and other choice shrubs occupies the
+space immediately under the windows, which, opening to the ground,
+admit one into a suite of elegantly-furnished rooms. Lord Edward
+was perfectly at home, and did the honours as if the house were his,
+and so did the butler and other servants. A quieter, better-ordered
+dinner, and more excellent, I repeat, could not be.
+
+Lord Edward had heard that, after a little show of resistance, Ham
+had surrendered this morning; and we were speculating over our
+first glass of wine on the probability of reaching Paris without
+resistance, when an officer of the Life Guards came in to report
+that a strong corps of cavalry had been seen amongst the woods about
+a mile from the village. As his lordship knew positively that the
+main body of the French force was retreating before the Prussians,
+who had got a march ahead of us, he contented himself with ordering
+out a strong detachment to reconnoitre, and we continued at table.
+In the course of the evening the detachment returned, and a report
+was brought in that they had ascertained that the cavalry seen was a
+corps of about 600 men, composed of deserters from the French army;
+and these people, taking advantage of the present state of affairs,
+have been plundering and levying contributions in all the villages,
+and even towns, throughout this country--that the inhabitants of
+Amiens itself are greatly alarmed, and have been anxiously expecting
+our arrival as their only protection against these brigands--a French
+population actually hailing the arrival of their English invaders
+with joy! Not knowing what these desperadoes may attempt, we have
+doubled our guards. The division is ordered to be on the alert, and
+patrols are established for the night. I shall undress and enjoy my
+nice clean bed, nevertheless.
+
+_28th._--A fine morning, after a quiet night, notwithstanding
+the banditti. Marched early to Roye by a cross-road bordered by
+apple-trees. Here we rejoined the main column, and got upon the
+chaussée to Paris by Pont St Maxence, &c., a fine broad road as
+usual, the middle paved (rather roughly) with a summer or unpaved
+road on each side, the whole bordered by noble elms, and generally
+a perfectly straight direction: tiresome this from the long vistas
+which open on one from the summit of every elevation. The country
+on either hand flat and covered with corn as usual, but had nothing
+of the wearying sameness of that I so much complained of a day or
+two ago; for here it was prettily broken by woods and villages, and
+the distance, instead of terminating with the fringe of apple-trees,
+presents an interesting range of blue hills. This day’s march,
+however, has not been marked by any occurrence, either of scenery
+or adventure, worthy of notice. Towards evening, when Lord Edward
+was about to establish his night-quarters, he directed me to leave
+the chaussée to take possession of a little place about a quarter
+of a mile off; and here I am in Mortemer, perhaps one of the most
+miserable hamlets in all the country. Its short straggling street
+of poor cottages we found quite deserted, and they have taken away
+everything that could be useful to us, leaving only the walls
+and roofs. These cottages are built of rough limestone, and the
+interiors we have found so filthy and full of vermin, that, one
+and all, we have preferred to bivouac in the orchards ourselves,
+and have put our horses into the houses; straw spread under guns
+and ammunition-waggons, with the painted covers closing them in to
+windward, forms no despicable sleeping-place. One of my drivers,
+rummaging about, has discovered a vast quantity of excellent
+household linen buried under the floor. Several other discoveries
+of this sort have been made; but I have strictly forbidden anything
+being touched, only leaving these _caches_ open that the natives
+may know they have not deceived us, but are beholden to us for
+our moderation. Had we depended on Mortemer, we should have gone
+supperless to bed; but Mr Coates has been so successful in foraging
+the neighbourhood, that both man and horse have fared sumptuously.
+
+_29th._--Since yesterday the character of the country has been
+insensibly changing: country-houses with extensive gardens and
+pleasure-grounds, and a more careful style of architecture, seem to
+indicate an approach to the capital. The villages, too, alas! in my
+estimation, are changed for the worse--the large thatched farmhouses,
+barns, &c., and rural cottages, scattered amongst orchards and
+verdure, have given place to regular streets of three-storey houses.
+Pieces of towns--surely not villages--these! Mortemer was an
+exception. The scenery, too, has improved: features more bold and
+varied, better wooded, and habitations more numerous. The chain of
+blue hills seen yesterday continues to bound the southern horizon.
+The first village we passed after leaving Mortemer was almost
+entirely composed of respectable houses standing in gardens, and
+having lofty iron railings (_grilles_) to the street. I think this
+was Cuvilly. Hitchins and I breakfasted as usual, _en chemin_. We
+find this a good plan, marching as we do so early. Each of us has
+his cold salt-beef and biscuit in his havresack, and weak grog in
+his canteen. The troop fairly started, we drop astern a little, the
+Doctor produces the profits of his evening’s forage in the shape of
+hard-boiled eggs, &c. I have seldom enjoyed anything more than these
+ambulatory breakfasts in the cool refreshing air of a calm morning. A
+cigar always concludes my repast, and prolongs the pleasure of it.
+
+After travelling some distance through the sort of country just
+spoken of, we again emerged upon a high and open tract of corn,
+and in a hollow some way in front saw the neat village of Gournay,
+forming a broad street of clean-looking buff cottages, all, I think,
+slated. Here we stumbled upon the first traces of our allies the
+Prussians, who bivouacked (at least some of their corps) last night
+upon these heights. Of all disgusting objects in the world, there is
+perhaps none more so than the deserted bivouac--the ground everywhere
+covered with half-extinguished fires, broken jugs, &c., bits of rags,
+shreds of uniforms, straw trampled in the miry soil, remnants of
+food of all sorts, &c. In histories of war and warlike operations,
+the pomp and glitter and excitement are all that present themselves
+to our mind’s eye, whilst the bivouac, the battle-field encumbered
+with carnage and misery, the hospital with its heartrending scenes,
+the plundered cottage, the brutal outrage, and a thousand other
+disgusting and harrowing episodes, are carefully slurred over if
+touched upon, but more generally never produced. Up to this moment
+I have actually not known with what part of the army we have
+been marching. As far as I could see, we have had an apparently
+interminable column ahead and astern of us; now, however, I find we
+are with the advance.
+
+A few paces from the highroad, and in the midst of the bivouac (at
+the point from whence we obtain sight of Gournay) stood a monument
+of Republican and Prussian revenge--pitiful revenge!--such as,
+having enacted, a schoolboy would blush at--the mausoleum of some
+illustrious lady, whom a long inscription, in the true French style
+of mawkish sentiment, told us “had been lovely in person and elegant
+in mind--that, soaring above superstition, she eschewed the folly
+of laying her bones in _consecrated_ ground, choosing rather to
+lie overshadowed in death by those trees of which she had been so
+enamoured (_passionné_) whilst living,” &c. The monument was a stone
+pyramid, standing in a small square space enclosed by an embankment,
+and planted round with acacias. The Prussians had cut down the trees,
+nearly levelled the embankment, and made a fruitless attempt at
+destroying the pyramid itself. Descending from this eminence by a
+long but gradual slope, we entered Gournay after crossing a little
+stream tumbling from the heights. This certainly is the neatest and
+cleanest place we have seen in France; pity it is, however, that
+it stands so bare--scarcely a bush to be seen. I don’t know how
+it happened, but when we reached Gournay we were ahead of almost
+everybody. About the middle of the long village several well-dressed
+persons were standing at the door of an auberge, attentively watching
+our advance. As we approached they hurried forward to meet us,
+eagerly demanding when the Duke of Wellington would come up. Now
+I suspected the report which we heard yesterday--of Paris having
+surrendered to the Prussians, and that Buonaparte had fled--might be
+true, and that these people were deputies sent to avert the wrath
+of the conqueror; so, addressing myself to the principal person,
+a short, square-built, rather pursy man, wearing some decoration,
+I asked if it were so, and when we might arrive there. My friend,
+drawing himself up, and affecting an air of contempt, exclaimed
+aloud, “_Paris se rendre?_--non, monsieur, n’y contez pas! il faut
+passer sur les corps de 200,000 hommes, avant d’y arriver,” at the
+same time coming close up, and tapping me on the knee, he whispered,
+“_Mais si votre Duc de Vellintone traitera, il tient la bonté à
+ses pieds, et fera tout ce qui lui plaira_.” I thanked him for the
+confidence, told him I knew nothing about the Duke, which made him
+stare, and rode on.[2]
+
+Leaving Gournay, the country became more pleasing, because more
+wooded, and the fields generally enclosed by hedges. This style of
+scenery continued until it brought us to the valley of the Oise, by
+far the most interesting part of France we had yet seen. How can I
+describe my feelings when it first opened out before me? How, alas!
+can I describe the scene itself? But to see and feel it aright
+one must first have passed over the monotonous melancholy country
+extending almost uninterruptedly from Nivelles to the Oise--must have
+had the retina so imbued with the eternal brown and yellow of that
+ocean of corn as to see everything of a yellow or jaundiced hue--then
+he may imagine somewhat of the pleasurable relief with which the
+eye rested for the first time on the lovely scenery and refreshing
+verdure of this charming valley. The ground, descending by a gradual
+slope on our side, ran into a vast succession of most beautiful
+green meadows, everywhere adorned with magnificent elms, either
+standing detached, or in groups, or in rows. Beyond these, at about
+a mile from us, ran the Oise--a broad stream, sometimes exhibiting
+its sparkling surface nearly on a level with the meadows, at others
+encased between steep banks of some height. Immediately above the
+river rose a bold range of hills, thickly wooded from the river-banks
+to their summit. To the right and left this sort of scenery continued
+until further view was shut out by the overlapping hills. The road by
+which we travelled ran straight as a line across the meadows; and at
+the point where it appeared to cross the river was a pretty-looking
+little town, Pont St Maxence, partly on one bank, partly on the
+other. If we were to be opposed, there I thought is the position in
+which the French await us, and tough work we shall have of it. These
+ideas occurred to me as we descended toward the meadows; and as the
+corps in advance of us approached the town, I momentarily expected
+to see flashes and smoke issuing from masked batteries in the
+opposite woods; and it now struck me for the first time as a singular
+circumstance that cavalry should be allowed to advance alone in
+the face of such a position, for we had considerably outmarched the
+infantry. Of course the Duke knew there would be no opposition; and
+yet it was difficult to imagine what then had become of the French
+force, which we knew was retiring before us--of the 200,000 men our
+friend at Gournay had spoken of. No opposition was there. Instead of
+finding the banks of the Oise garnished with cannon and bristling
+with bayonets--instead of broken-up roads and inundated fields, woods
+full of riflemen and the town of grenadiers--instead of all this,
+we found a peaceable population in a lovely country, labourers in
+their fields and fishermen on the rivers, whilst flocks and herds
+pastured in quiet security on the verdant carpet which overspread
+the plain. The little town of Pont St Maxence looked cheerful and
+pretty as we approached it, lying partly on one side of the river,
+partly on the other. The wooded hills rose abruptly over it, the
+lower part of their slopes interspersed with pretty villas, standing
+amongst vineyards and in gardens, with terraced walks overhanging the
+scenery below. After marching all day in a hot sun, what a feeling of
+coolness and enjoyment was conveyed in the appearance of the large
+open windows and shady balconies, draperied with clematis and other
+elegant creepers, of these sylvan villas! It appears that the bridge
+had been broken down last year, and never repaired. To do this a
+detachment of the staff corps was pushed forward either yesterday
+or early this morning; but when we reached the end of the town they
+had not yet rendered it passable, and we were ordered to take post
+in the neighbouring splendid meadows, where, expecting to remain
+all night, we commenced at once establishing ourselves. Several
+troops of horse-artillery and some regiments of cavalry were already
+up, and others of all arms were continually arriving. The horses,
+unharnessed and watered, were already feeding, fires were lighted,
+kettles on, and every one was congratulating himself on having halted
+on so charming a spot. Thus settled, I strayed into the garden of a
+neighbouring mill, full of fine currants and cherries, to which the
+pretty _meunière_ not only bade me welcome, but even herself helped
+me to the best fruit. I was just in the height of enjoyment of the
+delicious coolness of the fruit, and the piquant badinage of my
+companion, when suddenly the “boot-and-saddle” re-echoed through the
+valley, and a confused hum of voices arose simultaneously from every
+bivouac. With hurried thanks I took leave of my “Maid of the Mill,”
+and hastened back to my people, expecting every moment a fire would
+open upon us from the opposite woods, having no idea that so sudden
+an alert could proceed from any other cause than the approach of the
+enemy.
+
+In a moment our horses were reharnessed, the nose-bags with the
+unconsumed part of their feed attached again to the saddles,
+officers’ baggage replaced on the mules, the kettles, with the
+half-cooked messes in them, suspended under the carriages, and all
+was ready to move. Corps after corps filed out of the meadows and
+took the road to the town; we followed the general movement, which
+we now learned was occasioned by the coming up of the infantry, who
+were to occupy the ground we left, whilst the cavalry was to push
+on beyond the river as long as daylight lasted. Still no word of an
+enemy.
+
+The broken bridge had been repaired by the staff corps in so
+temporary a manner, that the very first detachment of hussars who
+passed deranged it so much as to render it quite unsafe, and we had
+to dismount at the entrance of the town and wait a full hour ere
+it was again rendered passable. This bridge, with its right-lined
+top, was to me an extraordinarily beautiful piece of architecture;
+and there is a charm in this right-line which I could not have
+imagined. The little town was all bustle, every auberge crammed with
+officers enjoying the luxuries of the French cuisine and vintage.
+At last the bridge was reported safe, and we recommenced our march,
+regretting the necessity which prevented our seeing more of this
+lovely place. Immediately on crossing, we turned to the right and
+pursued a tolerably good road winding about the foot of the wooded
+heights, which on the one hand rose immediately above us, whilst the
+silver Oise glided tranquilly along its course on the other. About a
+mile, or perhaps more, from Pont St Maxence, we quitted the river,
+and turning up a beautiful ravine, the slopes of which were partly
+covered with wood, partly with the rich foliage of the vineyards, we
+pushed into the bosom of the hills, quitting with regret this sweet
+river. It is impossible to imagine anything more beautiful than this
+evening’s march. The picturesque scenery of the ravine; the clearness
+and serenity of the sky; the warm colouring thrown over the one side
+of the ravine by the declining sun opposed to the deep purply tones
+of the other; the various and varied picturesque military groups
+reposing on the turf by the way-side, or winding along amongst the
+vineyards, altogether formed a picture, or rather a succession of
+pictures, perfectly ravishing. Never shall I forget this evening!
+
+The sun had set some time when we reached the village of Verneuil,
+which was to be the termination of this day’s journey. Seated in the
+bosom of the hills, now veiled in a purply obscurity, intermingled
+with that yellowish hazy light always succeeding a warm sunset, the
+place looked beautiful. Several corps had already halted--some had
+taken possession of the houses, barns, &c., others bivouacked amongst
+the vineyards. Immediately about the village were large gardens
+enclosed by stone walls, and it was some time before I could make up
+my mind to invade these. There was no alternative, however. We could
+not remain in the road; the only fields I saw were covered with rich
+crops of wheat ready for the sickle, and even these could not be
+approached but through the gardens. The great gates of one of these
+were immediately forced open, and, trampling under foot artichokes,
+asparagus, &c., and flowers, we reached the field after a struggle
+through the _eschalots_ of an intervening vineyard, which, with the
+vines and their fruit, were miserably crushed beneath our gun-wheels
+and horses’ feet. I could not but regret this devastation, though it
+could not be avoided. The wheat shared the fate of the artichokes,
+and we soon established ourselves on it, surrounded as with a wood by
+the tall stalks of what was still standing.
+
+What a splendid Rembrandt-like picture presented itself from this
+spot: the valley buried in hazy obscurity; the whitened dwellings,
+just made out, scattered over the slopes of the hills, whose bold
+outlines, one of them crowned by a ruined castle, cut strongly
+against the glowing but gradually fading tints of the clearest sky.
+In the farm just by we have found stabling for our own horses and
+lodging for some of our people. But the evening is so fine that I
+infinitely prefer the field. Seated on the ground with a lantern by
+my side, I scribble my notes in comfort; but an attempt has just
+been made to turn us out even from this humble abode--an officer
+of hussars with an order from General Grant to quit the ground
+immediately, as he wants it for his hussars. Good man! he thinks a
+9-pounder or its ammunition waggon as easily moved as a hussar and
+his horse. It proved, however, a mere bugbear--he wanted the house
+and stables; and his emissary having full power to treat, the affair
+is amicably arranged by our giving up the stable.
+
+_30th._--Fine morning again. Quitted with regret this lovely
+country, and climbing the hills by a steep gravelly road, gained the
+plateau--covered with corn as usual, but here diversified by a pretty
+sprinkling of trees. Lieutenant Breton, who slept at the farmhouse
+last night, gives a bad account of our hussars, who, not content with
+living at free quarters, completely sacked it this morning before
+they marched--one of their officers taking away a beautiful pony in
+spite of the old farmer’s entreaties, who begged with tears in his
+eyes that it might be spared, since it was a pet of the whole family.
+The pony, however, marched.
+
+After marching some distance on this plateau by very good gravelly
+cross-roads, we rejoined the chaussée from Pont St Maxence to Senlis,
+and soon after began descending towards the latter place, which is
+separated from the former by this ridge of hills, covered in most
+parts by the forest of Balatte. Though not to be compared to Pont St
+Maxence in point of situation, yet Senlis stands in a pretty country,
+well wooded, surrounded by fine meadows, watered by the little
+crystal Nonette. Just beyond the town, on the Paris side, commences
+the forest of Pontarme, a continuation of that of Chantilly. Senlis
+being the first place of any importance through which we have passed,
+was of course approached with much interest, and this was heightened
+by its picturesque appearance: antique walls, pierced by an arched
+gateway, the summit decayed and irregular, fringed with verdure.
+Spires, and lofty houses showing themselves above it, appeared to
+advantage through the foliage of the trees, which ran scattering and
+in clumps up to the very gate, through which crowds of peasantry,
+with little carts and asses laden with the produce of their farms,
+were passing to the market. When we passed in our turn, we found
+the street so thronged that it was with difficulty we could get
+along, for the market was held in it. The passage of our column,
+threading its way through the crowd of stalls and baskets of poultry,
+vegetables, &c., did not seem to excite any very lively emotion, or
+to interrupt the business of the day. Some of the more idle, or more
+curious, left their stalls to get a nearer look at _les Anglais_.
+Nothing like apprehension was visible even among the women, and the
+boys were as bold and familiar as usual. Here and there I heard a
+shout of “Vive le Roi!” once or twice it looked in earnest. To try
+the sincerity of this versatile people, I stooped in passing near
+some of the most vociferous, and in a subdued tone treated them to
+“Vive l’Empereur!” The result was always the same--staring first
+at me, then at each other, with a sly expression of countenance,
+some one of them, slapping me on the thigh, would reply in the same
+tone, “Mais oui, monsieur, vive l’Empereur--vive Napoleon! C’est
+bon, monsieur, c’est bon--vive l’Empereur!” seemingly delighted at
+being able to express their true sentiments. This might have been
+mere fun, certainly, but I thought them in earnest. I found this the
+case everywhere. To us they were never backward in avowing their
+attachment to Buonaparte or their hatred of the Bourbons, of _Louis
+le Cochon_. The animated scene in the streets prevented me paying
+much attention to the town. The impression I retain of it is, that
+it is gloomy and the streets narrow; but that there are many most
+respectable-looking houses, some of them very prettily situated
+amongst shrubbery, and particularly one just as we left the town
+and crossed the Nonette--the long open windows of which enabled us
+to peep into spacious and handsomely-furnished apartments, looking
+most deliciously cool. Just beyond the town we overtook the rear
+of the Prussian baggage, escorted by a corps of lancers, whose
+simple and serviceable costume pleased me much: plain blue frocks,
+buttoned close up to the throat,[3] and drab trousers or overalls;
+not a particle of ornament, nor a superfluous article about their
+appointments. I think they are the most soldier-like looking fellows
+I have ever seen. This is our first meeting with any of their army
+since the 18th. Continuing our route through the forest of Pontarme,
+we soon came out on a more open but still well-wooded country--the
+chaussée constantly bordered and overshadowed by lofty elms, the
+cross-roads by apple, pear, and cherry trees, all now loaded with
+fruit. Here a sudden and disagreeable change took place in the aspect
+of the towns and villages. We had got on the route of the Prussian
+army, which was everywhere marked by havoc and desolation. What a
+contrast! In Senlis, a few miles back, all was peace, plenty, and
+confidence,--here traces of war in its most horrid form, desolation
+and desertion. The inhabitants had everywhere fled, and we found
+naught but empty houses. Troops and their usual followers were the
+only human beings we saw now. The village of Loures,[4] where we
+arrived about noon, presented a horrid picture of devastation. A
+corps of Prussians halted there last night, and, excepting the walls
+of the houses, have utterly destroyed it. The doors and windows torn
+out and consumed at the bivouac-fire--a similar fate seems to have
+befallen furniture of every kind, except a few chairs, and even
+sofas, which the soldiers had reserved for their own use, and left
+standing about in the gardens and orchards, or, in some places,
+had given a parting kick to, for many had fallen forward on the
+embers of the bivouac-fires, and lay partially consumed. Clothes
+and household linen, beds, curtains, and carpets, torn to rags, or
+half-burned, lay scattered about in all directions. The very road
+was covered with rags, feathers, fragments of broken furniture,
+earthenware, glass, &c. Large chests of drawers, _armoires_, stood
+about broken or burned. The very floors had been pulled up and the
+walls disfigured in every possible way. It were needless to add that
+no human being was to be seen amidst this desolation. It was with
+no small pleasure I found we were not to halt amid this disgusting
+scene, as I expected, but to move on somewhat farther; and with still
+greater pleasure I received the order to quit the chaussée for the
+village of Chenevière,[5] about a mile to the left. This removing us
+out of the Prussian line of march, we hoped to find things somewhat
+better. The village, like most others we have seen, consisted of a
+number of farmhouses with their barns and outbuildings, &c., all
+standing amidst orchards and gardens--the whole surrounded by corn,
+corn, corn! The place, I should think, has not been visited by the
+Prussians, for no pillage or destruction is to be seen; but it is
+deserted--not a soul except our soldiers to be seen. Besides our
+brigade of cavalry, two or three other troops of horse-artillery
+are here, so that the place is pretty full; and as we are among the
+latest arrivals, we have not got under cover, but are bivouacking in
+a very nice orchard, separated from the village street by some large
+open sheds; but as the weather is fine, and probably from habit,
+my people have _littered themselves down_ as usual under their guns
+instead of profiting by these--this they are enabled to do very
+comfortably here, for there is no want of straw. The people, in their
+retreat, seem to have taken little with them, except their animals,
+so that we have all kinds of pots and pans, jugs, basins, &c., _ad
+libitum_. In short, we should be pretty comfortable but for one want,
+and that a most important one. The weather is dreadfully hot, and we
+have scarcely any water; there is but one good well in the place,
+and that has been surrounded by a crowd ever since we arrived. It is
+impossible to imagine what a gloom this throws over everything: were
+it not for the abundance of ripe cherries growing along the roadsides
+(not of the best flavour, but juicy), we must have suffered to-day
+terribly from thirst in this burnt-up plain. The corn (standing) is
+almost bleached--it should have been cut long ago.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+
+
+_July 1st._--Tiresome work this--very! Here we are in Chenevière
+with little to do but smoke and sleep, or saunter about the hundred
+yards of street, which is all the place can boast of; and that can
+hardly be called a street, being formed of stone enclosures or the
+backs of barns, &c., the dwellings being in the yards. A rivulet
+once enlivened one end of this street, but now, alas! when most
+needed, it is not there--the dry bed with a slimy pool or two, still
+unevaporated, are all that remain to tell the tale of its quondam
+existence. How melancholy! I scribble _pour passer le temps_. Some
+good, however, results from this tiresome halt. Marching at or before
+daybreak, and not halting until dusk, our shoeing was in a bad state,
+which Farrier Price and his myrmidons are now busy remedying. The
+forge is established on the bank of the _ci-devant_ rivulet in the
+rear of our orchard, and under two or three spreading elms. As it is
+on the edge also of the corn, we have been on the eve of consummating
+the ruin of the poor fugitive _habitans_, for it has been once or
+twice on fire. Another piece of service the halt has rendered, is
+the allowing Hincks with the guns and carriages left at Waterloo
+to overtake us. He brings also a remount of tolerably good horses,
+though rather fatigued, since he has made tremendous marches to
+overtake us. These arrive most opportunely; for with all care we have
+a number of galled backs and shoulders, though in this respect we are
+not half so bad as the cavalry, amongst whole squadrons of whom there
+is scarcely a sound horse.
+
+Another reinforcement has just joined us. That beautiful but
+unfortunate regiment the Cumberland Hussars has been broken up for
+its retrograde movement on the 18th ultimo, and distributed amongst
+the different corps, to be employed as forage escorts, &c., for the
+commissaries. Being all gentlemen in Hanover, it is easy to imagine
+they are rather irate at this degradation. A corporal and four
+privates have joined us. They are all amazingly sulky and snappish
+with every one, forgetting that neither I nor Mr Coates, nor any of
+our people, have anything to do with their disgrace. They come,
+however, very opportunely, since for the last day or two Mr Coates
+has been resisted by the peasantry, and only this morning several
+shots were fired at him and his convoy of forage from a wood near
+which he was obliged to pass. In general, during the above period, he
+has been obliged to help himself from the barns and granaries, having
+found every place deserted.
+
+Lord Edward ordered a sale to-day of the effects of the slain. This
+occasioned a little stir in the village, and passed away an hour or
+two. I have purchased a good large cloak, erst the property of poor
+Colonel Fuller of the 1st Dragoon Guards. Things sold well in general.
+
+From the front we heard (I don’t know how) that the French army are
+in position at Montmartre, where they intend to fight us again. If
+they are beaten--of which we entertain no doubt--the fate of Paris
+is certain; every one fully expects it will be plundered and burned,
+and thus my prediction verified, the campaign ending with a _grand
+embrassement_, as I have already written down! There is some firing
+just begun in front. The Prussians commencing, no doubt!
+
+_July 2d._--Having no candles last night, could not write up as
+usual, but was forced to sit in the dark smoking our cigars and
+listening to the incessant firing in front. This morning is
+beautiful again, but terribly hot. The latter part of yesterday
+evening we passed on the tiptoe of expectation, for the firing became
+constantly heavier and more distinct; that a battle was fighting
+could not be mistaken. Lieutenant Bell, our adjutant, came to tell
+me my troop was for the reserve. He also told us that many messages
+had passed between the Duke and the French authorities. Anxiously
+we gazed across the top of the waving corn, hoping every moment to
+see the messenger bringing orders for our advance. Twilight began
+to shorten our ken, and still the cannonade continued without
+intermission. At last an orderly dragoon did come, but he brought
+an order for the rocket-troop only to advance, whilst we were to be
+saddled and ready to move at a moment’s notice. The rockets soon
+moved, and our bivouac became more gloomy than ever. Fatigued more
+from excitement than anything else, I lay down at a late hour to
+sleep; but though I slept I did not rest--feverish dreams of Paris in
+flames; of plundering, mutinous soldiers, and all sorts of horrors;
+so that I could hardly believe my eyes and ears when I awoke this
+morning at three o’clock and looked round me. The orchard presented
+a scene of the most perfect tranquillity; the firing had ceased;
+my people, ensconced in the straw, their blankets drawn over them,
+lay quietly sleeping under their guns; no sound broke the silence of
+this most delicious summer morning save the jingling of our horses’
+collar-chains, and the sweet songs of birds, with which the trees
+were filled. I could scarcely credit the agitation of yesterday
+evening--it all seemed part of my dream. By degrees our village was
+all alive; and as the morning advanced, so has our excitement, for
+the cannonade in front has recommenced. Evening approaches again; the
+firing has lasted all day without intermission; and yet here we are,
+doing nothing, or worse, for both our horses and ourselves are drying
+up with thirst. We cannot stay here much longer, for our only well is
+almost exhausted.
+
+_July 3d._--Fine and hot morning. Yesterday morning I awoke and found
+myself under the trees of a thick orchard; this morning I am lying
+amongst artichokes, and the Lord knows what, upon a soil somewhat
+like that one sees about Hammersmith, and, instead of the warbling
+of birds, the air is filled with the hum of a multitude and the
+monotonous beating of a watermill close at hand, which has never
+ceased its “thump, thump, thump, thump” all the livelong night,
+the quartermaster of some regiment having been placed in it with a
+detachment to grind corn for us all. Yesterday evening, near sunset,
+an order arrived for all the artillery at Chenevière to move to
+the front, but that the cavalry should remain, which puzzled us a
+little. Accordingly we marched forthwith in company with Major Bull’s
+troop; but I saw nothing of the others, for we were all left to
+march independently. The order was scrawled out on a scrap of dirty
+paper and hardly legible, so that neither Bull nor I could make it
+out perfectly, and were consequently in some doubt as to the exact
+point to march upon, although in none about going forward in the
+direction of the cannonade. Instead of returning to the chaussée by
+the way we came,[6] as I believe the other troops did (they were not
+so quickly ready as we were), Bull and I took a road which appeared
+to lead straight to the front. The country we marched through, though
+perfectly flat, was still interesting:--one vast expanse of golden
+wheat, divided as it were into beautiful fields by the crossing
+of numerous roads, all bordered by two, or even four rows of most
+magnificent elms. A few vineyards, with here and there a village,
+diversified very agreeably this scenery. For a time we seemed to
+approach the field of battle--the firing became more distinct; and at
+times we saw, or thought we saw, the slate-coloured smoke rising over
+the tufted tops of the elms. By-and-by it drew off more to the right,
+and insensibly became less intense, though still kept up with great
+vigour. Notwithstanding some little anxiety as to the correctness
+of our route, and an impatience to arrive on the field of action,
+still I could not be insensible to the beauty of the noble avenues,
+umbrageous and cool, along which we marched. They are at all times
+superb, but become exquisite when seen as we saw them, illumined
+by the blaze of a cloudless sunset. At a place called Vauderlan we
+rejoined the chaussée, and had marched little beyond when I observed
+Bull’s troop, which was ahead, suddenly come to a halt at a point
+where another chaussée came in from the left. What was my surprise,
+on riding forward, when Bull told me we had run in upon the French
+outposts: and sure enough, not far in front of us, a long line of
+vedettes extended across the fields to a village--Blanc Menil, with
+its white houses and white garden-walls--about a mile on our left;
+and to our right were lost behind the little woods with which that
+part of the country was covered. In rear of the vedettes, on the
+chaussée, was an intrenchment, with an abatis in front of it; beyond
+was another village;[7] and to the right the lofty spires of St
+Denis, towering above the woods, showed us that we were nearer that
+place than we had expected.
+
+What was to be done in this dilemma? Two troops of horse-artillery,
+totally unsupported, within musket-shot of the enemy’s lines!
+During our march we had not fallen in with a single corps, and
+every house was deserted, so that we had no opportunity of gaining
+information. I had relied on Bull’s experience, which, however, in
+this instance, was at fault. We both agreed as to the necessity of
+a retreat; as also that we ought to betray no hurry and confusion
+in so doing. The French pickets and those within the intrenchment
+were evidently watching us very attentively, but made no move, nor
+did we for a short time. Whilst thus hesitating, a few of the staff
+corps made their appearance in the fields on our right, and from
+them we were rejoiced to learn our neighbourhood to the main body,
+which occupied all the country in that direction; the staff corps
+being on the extreme left in the village of Dugny, which, though
+close at hand, was hid from us among the trees. This accounted at
+once for the inactivity of the enemy; so, reversing, we followed a
+miserable cross-road through some low swampy ground to Dugny, where
+the officers of the staff corps succeeded in deciphering our ticket,
+and gave us directions for finding Garges, the place mentioned. The
+infantry must have advanced whilst we halted at Chenevière, for these
+people appeared settled in their quarters. The route pointed out
+led us for about half a mile between meadows surrounded with high
+trees and intermingled with little thickets; then, after crossing
+a small muddy rivulet, we debouched upon more open ground, and a
+most interesting scene burst upon us. On our left, and very near,
+the Abbey of St Denis with its elegant spires reared its venerable
+form above the intervening thick masses of foliage, formed by the
+converging of several chaussées with their noble bordering of elms,
+to a point near the town. Beyond, in the distance, appeared the
+heights of Montmartre, with its telegraph and numerous windmills
+and chalky cliffs; a narrow gap, through which was seen the dome
+of St Genevieve, separated them from the heights of Belleville,
+where a succession of the same sort of white cliffs encouraged the
+idea of a gap having here been broken through the range of heights,
+leaving Montmartre an isolated mass. Through this gap we obtained the
+first view of Paris, and the heights were everywhere gay with white
+buildings, gardens, shrubberies, &c.
+
+To our right the ground ascended by a gentle slope to the village
+of Garges, whose numerous villas and summer-houses (_kiosks_),
+intermingled with shrubberies, yet illuminated by the warm mellow
+light of the western sky, crowned the summit; whilst the intervening
+space presented one vast bivouac alive with men and animals, and
+all busy with preparations for passing the night. This ground a day
+or two ago was covered with the most luxuriant crops of flowers,
+fruits, vegetables, and some corn--now all trampled under foot;
+in like manner the chaussée descending from the village had been
+bordered with fine trees--now lying prostrate in the form of an
+abatis a little to our left. In our front the dense foliage and
+rounded summits of the trees in the Park of Stains cut strongly
+against the yellow sky of the west. It was certainly an animating,
+interesting scene. Here at length was assembled the advanced-guard
+of our victorious army, in full view of the devoted, fickle, guilty
+city--of that city which, in the days of her prosperity, arrogated
+to herself the empire of the world; that city which for years--nay,
+for our whole life--had been the great centre of our most intense
+interest; that city which both historical and romantic reading had
+rendered perfectly classical, and over which the long exclusion of
+Englishmen from the Continent had drawn a veil of mystery, rendering
+her doubly interesting. There she lay, as it were, prostrate at our
+feet, awaiting in breathless anxiety the fiat of her conqueror.
+
+The firing had now become very indistinct, and ceased to occupy
+our attention, for here we found the troops quietly establishing
+themselves, and no appearance whatever of any fighting. There, to
+be sure, was the intrenchment and abatis similar to that we had
+seen near Bourget; and there were the French vedettes extending
+across the plain and those of our Rifles opposite them; but all
+remained peaceable and quiet. The troops in bivouac presented in the
+twilight many a picturesque group as we marched along, none more
+so than a corps of Brunswick lancers, with their sombre uniforms
+and drooping black plumes--the horses, all saddled, picketed in a
+line, and in rear of them the lances stuck upright in the ground.
+The dark mustachioed visages of these men completed the colouring
+of the picture. Amongst these I met some old acquaintances, who
+were lounging at the roadside to see us pass. They were all elated
+and eager for the morrow, which they confidently expected would see
+Paris delivered up to the punishment she deserved. Leaving them, we
+turned to the right up the treeless chaussée and soon reached Garges,
+which we found principally occupied by our artillery; but here the
+scene we passed through greatly cooled the excitement caused by our
+march through the bivouacs. The village, or town I should call it,
+is composed of one long and broad street of good houses--generally,
+I fancy, the country residences of the Parisian cockneys. These have
+all been gutted and disfigured in the same manner as at Loures: torn
+carpets and paper-hangings, broken furniture and glass, and even
+pianofortes, encumbered the streets in all directions. Inhabitants
+there were none--not a cat remained in the place; and our soldiers
+and their horses were the only living animals to be seen. The sight
+of this devastation cast an inexpressible gloom over me; and I shall
+never forget the sickening sensation I experienced whilst traversing
+the street of Garges in search of some unoccupied garden in which
+we might establish ourselves for the night. All the best houses
+and gardens were already occupied; so, after marching through the
+whole place, on arriving at the end of it we were obliged to content
+ourselves with a great unsheltered market-garden, close to a muddy
+sluggish rivulet; and here we are, Hitchins and I, sitting amongst
+potatoes and artichokes. This fine rich soil does not make the most
+agreeable parlour-floor. In short, contrasting our position with that
+of our other troops, we think we have a right to grumble. Every one
+that I looked in upon in my search had a house and offices more or
+less convenient (shells, to be sure), and the troop-horses and men
+who could not be accommodated under cover found themselves almost
+equally well off amongst the _allées_, _berceaux_, and shrubberies
+of the gardens. On the contrary, we have a damp location; no shelter
+of any kind higher than an artichoke, or, much the same thing, a
+vine. There is a well on the premises, certainly, but the water is
+so brackish that it is not drinkable; and that of the neighbouring
+rivulet, naturally foul, is now so impregnated with soap-suds, from
+the multitudes of washermen and washerwomen at work in it, that we
+are at a loss how to water our horses, for they won’t touch it.
+Bell (our adjutant) has just found us out, and communicated an order
+to remain harnessed and ready for an alert, as it is expected the
+enemy will attempt something during the night. The firing which we
+have heard these two days has proceeded from the Prussians having
+attempted to force the French lines; but they met with a more
+determined opposition than they expected, and kept fighting their way
+round to the right to a place called Argenteuil,[8] where, throwing
+a bridge over the Seine, they have crossed that river, and Bell says
+are at this moment in possession of St Cloud. So that Paris is, in a
+manner, invested.
+
+_July 4th._--Last night passed very tranquilly; and, _malgré_ our
+position, I never enjoyed a sounder sleep or woke more refreshed. If
+the French intended an attack, they thought better of it, and let us
+sleep quietly. We have had some visitors already this morning from
+some of the neighbouring bivouacs. They tell us the Prussians are
+reported to have lost 15,000 men in the last three or four days’
+fighting, and, what is more interesting, that the Duke, _en grande
+tenue_, and followed by a numerous retinue, also in their smartest
+uniforms, has just galloped down toward St Denis--that a rumour of
+negotiations is afloat, and not a word about advancing. Pretty mess,
+then, we are in. If this be true, we may stay in this mud-hole for
+a week yet. Fortunately for us, Dynely, who occupies a very fine
+house and garden a little way up the street, has a most abundant well
+of excellent water, to which he has given my people free access,
+although he guards it most jealously from everybody else. My poor
+horses suffered last night in getting no drink after their hot march.
+
+7 P.M.--I have already got some little confusion in my notes from
+not writing them at once, therefore must jot down to-day whilst
+daylight enough yet remains to do so. _Imprimis_, then: This has been
+a completely idle day; very fine, very hot, and very dusty. Having
+nothing else to do, I have amused myself with rambling about the
+place, smoking a cigar here and a cigar there, &c. &c. Bull was more
+fortunate than we were last night--he stumbled upon a most excellent
+bivouac, which I paid my first visit to this morning, as it is not
+far up the street. The place is said to belong to the Prince of
+Eckmuhl (Davoust), and must have been a delightful residence; it
+is now _tout à fait abimé_. The pleasure-grounds and gardens, laid
+out in the English style, are quite delicious, not only from the
+lovely shady walks and prettily-disposed shrubberies, but also from
+the splendid terraces, and the views they command of Paris and the
+neighbourhood. Bull’s guns, &c., are packed amongst parterres of the
+choicest and rarest flowers: the _berceaux_ and shady walks form
+excellent stables, and there his horses are picketed. The officers
+occupy a charming _kiosk_, partly embosomed in wood, but open to
+the extensive view over the country toward Paris. Here I found some
+of them sleeping on the floor, whilst the vacant blankets of others
+marked the spot they had chosen as their own.
+
+The house itself, large and magnificent, had already been completely
+pillaged. The doors and windows, where not torn from their frames,
+were all flying open; furniture of every kind, broken to pieces, and
+partly thrown out into the garden or courts, and partly littering the
+rooms; pier-glasses of immense size shivered to atoms; the very walls
+defaced and smeared with every species of filth. A few of the rooms
+had escaped this species of pollution, and, except the destruction of
+their furniture, remained in pretty good order. One of these (which
+I wondered at) was very handsome, of fine proportions, well lighted,
+and the walls exquisitely painted (_not stamped_), to represent an
+Oriental landscape through the open sides of the room, the roof being
+supported on pillars, which stood so strongly forward that, at the
+first _coup d’œil_, the illusion was complete. Unless this were saved
+by the interposition of some officer--a man of taste--I much marvel
+at the barbarians leaving it untouched; perhaps whilst I write the
+destruction is accomplished, for I left numbers of Dutch, Nassau,
+and Belgian gentry wandering about on the hunt for plunder.[9] A
+large room adjoining was hung round with very fine prints from
+Vernet’s paintings of the French ports, all in rich frames. These,
+by some miracle, had all escaped destruction, though not one article
+of furniture was left. My friend Hitchins, an amateur, thought it
+a pity they should be left for destruction, and appropriated the
+whole of them, and not only them, but some fine paintings which he
+found elsewhere, and cut out of their frames with his penknife.
+This certainly is not justifiable, but his argument is a specious
+one--better save them at any rate than leave them to be destroyed by
+the Belgians. At the back of the house, on the same floor, had been
+a handsome library, but here as elsewhere the genius of destruction
+had been busy. The furniture was broken to pieces, the books pulled
+from their shelves, scattered over the floor, many of them torn to
+pieces, and many, thrown out of the windows, lying in heaps on the
+pavement of the court below. The foreigners were not the only busy
+people in Garges--our own troops were not idle. Leathes’ servant in
+this very house has found a magnificent work in three folio volumes,
+splendidly bound--a series of views of the principal buildings and
+scenery in France, in the best style of line-engraving. This appears
+to have been considered the greatest treasure in the library, being
+the only work attempted to be hidden. He found it under a cask in the
+wine-cellar, where he had no business. In the gardens and shrubberies
+the foreign troops were searching for plunder very systematically.
+Armed with watering-pots, they proceeded regularly over the ground,
+watering as they went, and whenever the moisture was quickly
+absorbed, dug. In this manner I understand they have already found
+many valuable things--certes, whilst I was at this chateau they found
+a batch of very fine wine buried under a flower-bed. Our men are not
+so indefatigable; they certainly take what they want when it presents
+itself, but do not give themselves much trouble in hunting things up.
+A party of Dutch (Protestants) broke into the church this morning,
+and after amusing themselves for a time with dressing themselves
+in the priests’ garments, &c., and turning into ridicule the Roman
+Catholic ceremonies, finished by breaking to pieces the altar and
+destroying everything they found in the church or vestry. Our allies
+are by no means an amiable set, nor very cordial with us. If an
+English corps (as Bull’s troop) occupy a chateau and its grounds,
+still they leave free ingress and egress to any others so long as
+they do not interfere with them. On the contrary, a single Dutch,
+Nassau, or Belge, will sometimes (if a commanding officer) occupy
+a whole place himself: sentinels are placed at every gate, and the
+place strictly _tabooed_. They are a brutal set. The Dutch appear the
+best. They are all uncommonly insolent to us.
+
+_July 5th._--Our conjectures as to the business which took the Duke
+to St Denis yesterday prove to be correct. It is rumoured this
+morning that the preliminaries of peace are signed, and that the _war
+is at an end_! So terminates, then, our campaign--short, but active,
+brilliant, and honourable to all concerned. Another fine but hot day.
+
+This morning rode to Gonesse, the headquarters, through a country no
+doubt pretty enough before our arrival, but in which armed men now
+occupy the place of vines and fig-trees, &c.--in short, one continued
+bivouac. Arnouvilles, through which I passed, is a pretty village,
+and, although the houses were filled with soldiers, did not seem to
+have suffered like many other places, especially that unfortunate
+Garges. Four short but well-built and clean streets branch off from
+a pretty circus, the area of which is a nice smooth turf planted
+round with young elms. The shrubberies and pleasure-grounds of the
+Archbishop of ---- (I forget who), all untouched and in good order,
+added to the pleasing appearance of the place, forming, as it did,
+such a contrast with the desolate state of the surrounding country.
+Louis XVIII. occupies the palace, and his Suisses, gardes du corps,
+&c., the village. Gonesse is a nasty, dirty, gloomy place, and I made
+little stay there after getting my English letters. My garden begins
+already to be _home_, spite of its _désagrémens_.
+
+_July 6th._--All quiet; not a word about moving. Hitchins and I were
+both very ill last night after drinking some coffee. This we had
+brought with us, and therefore it was good: the horrible water here
+must have caused our illness. Passed the whole morning in idling
+about the street. There is a very pretty house with (apparently)
+delicious gardens at the upper end of the town; but some Dutch
+colonel has got possession, and his sentry turned me from the gate
+rather rudely. This evening the Doctor and I rode down to St Denis
+to see the lions. The French outposts had been withdrawn and their
+barricade removed, so that nothing impeded our progress until we
+arrived at the entrance of the town, and had a glimpse of the
+long dusky perspective of its principal street; but here we found
+an English guard, whose orders were to permit no one (officer or
+soldier) to enter the place. This was somewhat of a disappointment,
+but we must see it soon. Just at the entrance to the town is a very
+fine barrack of grey stone, with a spacious parade, separated from
+the road by a handsome _grille_ or iron railing. The little muddy
+rivulet which runs through Garges and Dugny crosses the road, just
+by the entrance, into St Denis, and then falls into the Seine.
+This feature had been taken advantage of in the intended military
+defence: the bridge removed and a battery constructed with earth
+and casks quite across the road. The approach to St Denis on this
+side is very fine; for at a short distance from this battery three
+chaussées converge to a point, and a more magnificent _coup d’œil_
+cannot be conceived than that which presents itself to a person
+placing himself at the point of union, which at once commands three
+splendid avenues of the finest elms joining overhead and forming so
+many lofty arches. From Garges to this point our bivouacs extend; and
+the rich harvest of wheat which had covered the adjacent fields is
+completely trodden down. Just by the _etoile_ formed by the meeting
+of the roads, we found Dick Jones encamped with his corps (about 500)
+of Flemish waggoners with their horses and waggons--a motley and not
+unpicturesque crew, with their blue smock-frocks and _bonnets de
+nuit_, wooden shoes, &c., as they sat in groups cooking, or smoking
+their short pipes. As it was yet early, we did not relish returning
+immediately to Garges and therefore made a detour to the left
+through the vineyards, plantations of artichokes, rose-bushes, &c.
+It was quite refreshing to find this part of the country untouched,
+everything uninjured and thriving. But there were no vine-dressers,
+no inhabitants of any kind--not a soul; field and houses all alike
+deserted. Philosophising as we went on the horrors of war and the
+beauty of the scenery we were passing through, which contrasted so
+strongly with that about Garges and every other place where the
+army halted, we rather unexpectedly entered a pretty village--that
+is, it had been once so; now devastation had visited it, and the
+forlorn deserted street was everywhere encumbered as usual with
+broken glass and fragments of furniture, &c.; every window in the
+place was destroyed. In front of the church was a small open space,
+whence a handsome lodge and _grille_ gave a view of a long avenue
+terminated by a chateau. In this place about twenty or thirty hussar
+horses were standing linked together under charge of one hussar. I
+believe these people were Prussians, but I can’t say. From this man
+we learned that his comrades were at the chateau, and thither we
+went, curious to ascertain what they did there. We were certainly not
+quite so much shocked at the scene of ruin and havoc which presented
+itself as we went down the avenue as we should have been a week ago;
+they are becoming familiar now. The fragments of sofas, chairs,
+tables, &c., lying about the grass, bespoke a richly-furnished
+house, and the nearer we drew to the house the thicker became these
+signs of vengeance. Large pieces of painted paper torn from the
+walls, remnants of superb silk window-curtains, with their deep
+rich fringe, hung amongst the bushes; broken mirrors and costly
+lustres covered the ground in such a manner as to render it difficult
+to avoid hurting our horses’ feet--the brilliant drops of these
+last, scattered amongst the grass, might, with a little stretch
+of imagination, have induced us to believe ourselves traversing
+Sinbad’s valley of diamonds; slabs of the rarest marble, torn from
+the chimney-pieces, lay shattered to atoms; even the beds had been
+ripped open, and the contents given to the winds, and conveyed by
+them to all parts of the park, covering in some places the ground
+like newly-fallen snow. The trees of the avenue were cut and hacked,
+and large patches of bark torn off--many were blackened and scorched
+by fires made at the foot of them, with the mahogany furniture for
+fuel; the shrubs cut down or torn up by the roots; the very turf
+itself turned up or trampled into mud by the feet of men and horses.
+Hitchins and I dismounted at the grand entrance into the house; and,
+by way of securing our horses, shut them up in a little room to which
+a door was still left, and proceeded to inspect the interior of this
+once splendid mansion. Shouts and laughter resounded through the
+building. The hussars were busy completing the work of destruction;
+and as we passed the magnificent stairs leading up from the hall,
+we narrowly escaped being crushed under a large mirror which these
+gentlemen at that very moment launched over the banisters above with
+loud cheers. The ground-floor on the side fronting the park consisted
+of a suite of magnificent rooms, lofty, finely proportioned, and
+lighted by a profusion (as we should deem it) of windows down to the
+floor. These had been most luxuriously and richly furnished; now they
+were empty, the papering hanging in rags from the walls, and even
+the cornices destroyed more or less. Every kind of abuse of France
+and the French was written on the walls. In one room was the remnant
+of a grand piano. The sad reflections awakened by this sight may be
+more easily conceived than described, and I turned from it with a
+sickening and overwhelming sensation of disgust, in which I am sure
+Hitchins fully participated. The next room seemed to have been chosen
+as the place of execution of all the porcelain in the house, which
+had there been collected for a grand smash. The handsomest Sêvre and
+Dresden vases, tea and dinner services, formed heaps of fragments all
+over the floor, and a large porcelain stove had shared the same fate.
+Another room had been lined with mirrors from the ceiling to the
+floor; it appeared these had been made targets of, for many were the
+marks of pistol-balls on the walls they had covered; little remained
+of these except some parts of their rich gilt frames. The last room
+of the suite had the end farthest from the windows semicircular,
+and this end had been fitted up with benches, _en amphithéâtre_.
+The whole of this room was painted to represent the interior of
+a forest, and on one side was a pool of water, in which several
+naked nymphs were amusing themselves. The plaster was torn down in
+large patches, and the nymphs stabbed all over with bayonets. The
+upper floor consisted of bed-rooms, dressing-rooms, and baths, and
+exhibited the same melancholy destruction as those below; even the
+leaden lining of the baths, the leaden water-pipes, &c., were cut to
+pieces. On inquiring of one hussar why they so particularly wreaked
+their vengeance on this house, he said because it belonged to Jerome
+Buonaparte, whom every German detested. Having seen enough here, we
+looked into another chateau somewhat smaller, but which had also been
+something very fine; it was precisely in the same state. A very fine
+library had been here, but the books had been thrown out of window; a
+small pond below had received multitudes of them, and the rest were
+scattered all over the park. In the pond I saw several beautiful
+Oriental MSS., and I fished out a pretty little edition of ‘Seneca,’
+which I pocketed. Disgusted, we returned to our garden, which, by the
+by, begins to look rather the worse for wear, and I hope if we stay
+any longer we may be able to get into some house.
+
+_July 7th._--Fine hot day. Since early morning the road from Paris
+has been crowded with people of all ages, sexes, and conditions
+flocking to Arnouvilles to greet their _beloved monarch_. The whole
+population seems to have turned out, so continuous is the stream.
+Berlines, caleches, equestrians, and pedestrians, flow along without
+cessation or diminution of numbers. All are in their _habits de
+Dimanche_, and all gay and merry. It is a perfect holiday, which
+all seem to enjoy without alloy. I could scarcely persuade myself
+that the gay throng passing before me was the same that, after being
+accustomed for a quarter of a century to look upon themselves as
+invincible, then twice within a twelvemonth saw themselves humbled to
+the dust, and those whom they had so long been accustomed to trample
+on in military possession of their capital, who now were hastening
+to do homage to the family twice driven from their throne--and who,
+in traversing the bivouac of their conquerors, saw on all sides
+the wreck and ruin of their own houses, fields, and gardens;--yet,
+nothing daunted, on they went, laughing, chatting, and even singing,
+in the gayest of all possible moods. For them it was a _jour de
+fête_, which they seemed determined to enjoy, no matter what its
+origin. The smart dresses and lively colour contrasted strongly with
+the dingy clothing, hardy embrowned visages, and apathetic demeanour
+of our soldiery, who lounged at the roadside, amused by the passing
+crowd. There were the members of the Legislative Assembly in their
+embroidered uniforms, some in carriages, some on horseback, others
+walking and looking dignified; near them, perhaps, a group of pretty
+brunettes, with brilliant black eyes and coquettishly arranged
+_cornettes_. Then comes a National Guardsman with his blue and red
+uniform, with white breeches and _brown-topped boots_, strutting
+along most consequentially, a handkerchief in hand, which ever
+and anon he applies to wipe away the dust from his fair face. High
+and low, rich and poor, jostle along together; and not the least
+remarkable amongst them is the _limonadier_, in his light cotton
+jacket and cocked-hat. On his back is suspended a tall machine of
+lustrous tin or some such metal, picked out with brass. Its shape
+is that of a Chinese pagoda, and from the lower part of it two long
+slender leaden pipes, terminating in brass cocks, lead round under
+his right arm. _Chemin faisant_, the tumblers which he carries in his
+left hand are filled from one or other cock as may be called for,
+and handed to his fellow-travellers. One cock furnishes lemonade,
+but of the produce of the other I am ignorant--perhaps a light
+beer, for the French seem fond of such thin drinks, although the
+constant repetition of the words “_Eau de vie_” (sometimes “_Au de
+vis_”) indicates that they are not altogether averse to something
+more stimulating. In the afternoon I mounted Cossack and joined the
+throng. There was no choice but to go at their pace, so completely
+filled was the road. The easy, natural, good-humoured manner in which
+my companions, right and left, chatted and laughed with me, left no
+room to feel one’s self a foreigner, much less an enemy. We were all
+“_hail fellow well met_.” Occasional openings allowed me from time
+to time to push on, and thus change my company. There was, however,
+no difference between them in one respect--I always found my new
+friends just as chatty and good-humoured as those left behind.
+
+At Arnouvilles, still following the stream, I was swept into
+the palace gardens, and found myself in the midst of a most gay
+_fête-champêtre_. All had come provided with a little basket, or
+something of the sort, and now, seated round a clean white cloth
+spread on the grass, numerous parties were enjoying at once the
+coolness and fragrance under the shade of fine trees or thickets
+of acacias, laburnums, syringas, &c. &c. Merry laughter, and an
+occasional “Vive le Roi!” resounded on all sides, and was from time
+to time responded to more loudly by the crowd assembled without, all
+anxious to get a sight of their _new old_ King. I longed to try the
+same experiment as at Senlis, but did not dare.[10] Handsome young
+men of the Garde-de-Corps, in their classical helmets and brilliant
+uniforms, were strolling along the gravel walk, their countenances
+radiant with joy. I could not but sympathise with them in thus
+returning into the bosom of their country, and again meeting with
+those dearest to them after an absence which, though short, had at
+its commencement promised a most hopeless duration. Indeed, I did
+witness more than one tender recognition and affectionate embrace.
+In the palace his majesty was holding a levee, which, judging from
+the numbers crowding in, must have been very fatiguing work. Whilst
+strolling about amidst this scene of festivity, the sharp notes of a
+trumpet recalled me to the palace, where I found all bustle. It was
+the _bout-selle_ that had sounded, and the Garde-de-Corps was already
+formed on parade to accompany the advance of the royal cortège.
+As I wished to see this, and had as yet not dined, I returned
+forthwith to Garges, which a diminution of the throng fortunately
+allowed me to do speedily, and having got my dinner, regained the
+highroad (which crosses at the higher end of our village) just as
+the cortège and crowd came up. First marched the Garde-de-Corps,
+resplendent with steel and silver; then came the Garde Suisse, about
+two hundred as handsome young men as can well be imagined, and such
+as I never before saw in one body--tall, straight, even genteel
+figures. They owed nothing to their dress, which was shabby in the
+extreme--old threadbare frock-coats, once blue, now of any colour,
+and sufficiently ragged; trousers to match, and mean misshapen
+forage-caps; arms and accoutrements all wanting--to be sure, some
+of them carried sticks; knapsacks of long-haired goatskins, once
+white, but now of a reddish-yellow hue. To these succeeded five or
+six 4-pounders, in style and equipment a fitting match for such
+soldiers, who, I should have added, marched along very dejectedly, as
+if ashamed of their mean appearance. The guns were drawn by little
+ragged farmers’ horses, with their own common harness, driven by the
+_cultivateur_ himself in his smock-frock, night-cap, and _sabots_;
+carriages, deplorably in want of paint, and further disguised by
+Belgic mud still adhering to them, were loaded (limbers, trails,
+and all) with women, children, and bundles; a few old cannoneers,
+quite in keeping with all the rest, walked beside the wheels;--the
+whole corps more fit to march through Coventry than to accompany the
+triumphal entry of a monarch into his capital, and that eminently
+military. The royal carriages, drawn by post-horses, came next,
+and in outward appearance were little better than those of his
+majesty’s guns. Louis was in the last carriage, and a dense cloud
+of pedestrians, with a plentiful admixture of British officers on
+horseback, closed the procession. I accompanied the throng as far
+as St Denis, which took up a considerable time, since its movements
+were necessarily slow. No complimentary movement was made by our
+troops, although his majesty passed through the midst of us. The more
+curious crowded to the roadside, which was lined by them, but all in
+their fatigue-jackets, or even without any--but numbers remained at
+their occupations, or sitting smoking at a distance. The brigade of
+Highlanders alone cheered as the King passed through their bivouac.
+Why was this? Is there any connection between this and the protection
+afforded the Stuarts by the Bourbon family? Certain it is that the
+Highlanders alone cheered! The entrance to St Denis was almost
+impossible, such was the multitude choking up the street, peasantry
+as well as citizens; and, as the royal carriages approached, they
+made the air ring with their shouts of “Vive le Roi!” “Vivent les
+Bourbons!” Only a short month ago, perhaps, these same people, and
+on this very spot, had shouted as lustily, “Vive l’Empereur!” “Vive
+Napoleon!” “A bas les Bourbons!” &c. &c. I never felt prouder of
+being an Englishman! From Garges to St Denis I kept close to the
+royal carriage, watching the countenance of his majesty in order
+to detect any emotion. He betrayed none. It was calm, serious, and
+unvarying in general, occasionally illumined by a faint smile as he
+returned salutations, but the smile was evanescent--very--and the
+features immediately resumed their calmness. Our troops seemed to
+attract considerable interest, particularly the Highlanders; and to
+every English officer he paid most marked attention, returning their
+salutes with eagerness and punctilio.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+
+_July 8th._--Here I am in heaven, as it were--in _Colombes_!--in a
+_perfect paradise_! More of that hereafter. I am sitting scribbling
+at last in a handsome room, all to myself! But to begin at the
+beginning. This morning was (as usual of late) very fine and very
+hot. At an early hour we received orders to hold ourselves in
+readiness to march, and understood that we were about to move on the
+Loire, where the French army had mustered in force and refused to
+acknowledge the capitulation. Hitchins and I had just found a very
+pretty little house vacant near our bivouac, and little damaged.
+Into this we proposed getting to-day, and were rather disappointed
+when the order for moving came. It was no small comfort, however,
+to escape from Garges and all its horrors of plundered houses and
+bad water. The filth of the bivouac, from such long occupation, was
+becoming intolerable, and the water, bad as it was, was failing fast.
+
+Being sufficiently occupied, I did not notice at what hour we
+marched, but it must not have been late; for, notwithstanding delays,
+we arrived here early in the afternoon--the distance probably six or
+seven English miles. A column of cavalry, composed of our brigade
+and some other regiments of heavy dragoons, preceded us, and all
+together took the road to St Denis. Arrived at the point of junction
+of the three chaussées, instead of marching through the town we
+struck off to the right. This was not the road to the Loire, and we
+were puzzled. Wherever we were going the road was beautiful, and
+the cool shade of the green vault under which we marched peculiarly
+agreeable in so hot a day. All the country right and left was like a
+garden; laid out in little square plots of vegetables or roses, an
+astonishing quantity of which flower is grown in this neighbourhood.
+Passing through the pretty village of Epinay on the banks of the
+Seine, we soon after came to a singular ridge of chalky hills
+separating the road on which we marched from the river. Here then we
+quitted the chaussée for a cross-road skirting those hills on the
+side next the river, which we now understood was to be crossed by a
+pontoon bridge thrown across a little lower down.
+
+Quitting the delicious shade of the elms for the open fields, and
+these lying on a southern slope, the heat was intense, and when,
+getting between vines and fig-trees (of which we found whole fields
+here), the little air there was became shut out from us, it was quite
+suffocating. The ripe, cool, juicy figs with which the trees were
+loaded, relieved us, however; the poor fellows placed to watch these
+looked on rather piteously, but we committed no waste nor destruction
+beyond eating a few as we went along. These were the first peasantry
+we had found in the fields since passing Senlis. All along our route
+dead horses in abundance poisoned the air, and marked the line of
+operations of Blucher’s army. The bridge was at Argenteuil, another
+pretty village; but on arriving there we found so many corps to
+pass before us, that, having got into a shady spot, we dismounted
+and disposed ourselves to rest. The Seine here appeared to me such
+another river as the Thames at Vauxhall Bridge. The ground on our
+side sloped rapidly down to it; on the other the banks were low and
+rushy, an extent of flat meadow-land lay beyond, and thence arose
+gently swelling hills, covered with shrubberies, villages, villas,
+&c. The scenery was animated by the masses of our troops and the
+novelty of the pontoon bridge, together with the interest excited by
+a number of women and pretty girls who brought us in abundance (for
+sale) flowers and very fine cherries.
+
+What a change from the sickening, desolated, deserted country we
+have left, where everything breathed war! Suddenly we enter a land
+of peace, plenty, and happiness, fields covered with luxuriant crops
+of various kinds of vegetables, amongst which the large, dark-tinted
+leaves of the artichoke predominate; vines, figs, and myriads of
+roses are extended over the face of the hills; whilst the meadows
+beyond the river exhibit a vast tract of the richest pasture.
+Innumerable villages, all full of people; their dwellings comfortable
+and in good order. No desertion here; no sign of military exaction or
+plundering; no apprehension betrayed at our approach. We are received
+as countrymen might be. The people are confiding and happy; nor would
+one imagine that the blast of war had passed so near and left them
+scathless.
+
+At length our turn to pass arrived, and we crossed the Seine. It
+seems there were not pontoons enough by half for this bridge,
+consequently what they had were placed at double distance; the
+bridge was therefore so weak that the utmost precaution was necessary
+in passing it, and our guns and detachments (the latter dismounted
+and leading their horses in file) were obliged to go over separately;
+but it was also necessary to take the three pair of leaders (eight
+horses to a gun) off, and let the wheel horses alone take over the
+guns. Even then, each pontoon sank until its gunwale was within two
+or three inches of the water as the gun passed over it.
+
+My tutelary genius, Major M’Donald, met me in the meadows, and, as
+we rode along together, pointed out a village on a rising ground
+peeping through the trees as my destination--the village of Colombes.
+“Are we to halt there to-night?” I asked. “Yes, a good many nights;”
+and then, for the first time, I learned that our army was going into
+cantonments. On entering the village I found we were not to have
+it all to ourselves. Bull’s and M’Donald’s troops were here before
+me; but as it is very large, and there are plenty of good houses,
+we have all got abundance of rooms and capital quarters. The place
+consists principally of two long streets, with a good many detached
+country-houses of citizens; and as the houses of these streets are
+generally two or three storeys, it holds us well. We have divided
+the village into three districts: Bull has all the upper end towards
+Courbevoie; M’Donald has a fine chateau and park at the bottom of the
+hill, in the meadows, with the adjacent parts; I have the end where
+the two streets join on the road to Nanterre--by far the pleasantest.
+
+The peasantry all remain here quietly; but whether fled in alarm, or
+that it is not the fashion to be seen in the country at this season,
+I know not; but, certes, all the villas and better description of
+houses are either entirely empty or only a few servants left in them.
+Such is the case with this house I now write in. My men and horses
+are all well put up with the cultivateurs, and the officers are
+superbly lodged in the different _quintas_. My own is charming; and
+no one can imagine the delight of such a residence, nor the pleasure
+I enjoy at again having a place to myself, and that, too, such a
+paradise. One drawback there is; I have been obliged to park my guns
+in my own pleasure-grounds--a sad invasion of my privacy this; but
+I have made it as little annoyance as possible by forming the park
+close to the further gate, with orders to the sentry to allow no one
+to pass beyond; and as there is a thick shrubbery between that part
+of the grounds and the house, it is completely excluded. Another
+very sad one was the loss of my poor old dog Bal, who had been my
+companion day and night about eleven years, always sleeping under
+my bed or by my side. In 1807 he accompanied us to South America.
+On arriving at Colombes he was first missed. I sent Milward back
+to Garges, but never heard more of him. _My establishment_ appears
+to be small; I have only seen one old man-servant as yet, though I
+know there are more. He is extremely obsequious and attentive to my
+wants, apparently somewhat alarmed, and not quite certain whether
+I mean to eat him up alive or not. He gave me an excellent dinner
+to-day and delicious wine--so that he hopes his fate is deferred. A
+most luxurious-looking bed tempts me, and as I am somewhat tired,
+and more lazy just now, I shall consign myself to it without delay,
+and describe my house, &c., to-morrow, when I shall have had time to
+examine it more leisurely.
+
+_July 9th._--Hot, beautiful day. A haziness in the atmosphere--the
+effect of this great heat--makes the distance quite _dreamy_. After
+so many bivouacs and cottage-beds, the delicious sensation with
+which I took possession of my voluptuous couch last night is not
+to be set forth in words, any more than the puzzled astonishment
+with which I gazed around on awaking this morning. It was some time
+ere I could clearly recollect where I was--surrounded by everything
+rich, beautiful, and luxurious. From my bed, too, I could see the
+meadows below, the silver current of the Seine, and the vine-clad
+hills beyond. It was impossible to jump up in my usual abrupt manner
+immediately on waking. I was loath to bring so much pleasure to a
+conclusion, convinced as I was that it must be less keen to-morrow;
+so I lay on until hunger reminded me that there were other duties to
+attend to--other pleasures to be enjoyed.
+
+I have now completed the inspection of my domain, and a right lovely
+one it is. Let me try and preserve a _souvenir_ of it. Architectural
+pretension the house has none--its charm consisting in the elegant
+and luxurious fitting-up of its interior, together with the exterior
+accessories by which it is surrounded. A neat (not small) house
+of two storeys, with dormitories under the usual very high roof
+characterising most French houses, seated on the very brink of the
+rather steep _coteau_, and thus overlooking the meadows, the Seine,
+the country beyond; and having in the foreground, and immediately
+below it, the fine massed foliage of the noble trees in the park
+occupied by Major M’Donald’s troop. From the village you enter by
+a _grande porte cochère_ into a neat gravelled courtyard--having
+the house in front, offices on the left, and a range of excellent
+light airy stables, and one or two coach-houses on the right.
+The lower floor of the _corps de logis_ consists of a suite of
+handsomely-furnished saloons, in one of which is a billiard-table--a
+most delightful solace in such a situation. The end room, having a
+large window opening to the floor upon a flight of steps leading
+down to a pretty terrace, is ornamented with some good statues. The
+corresponding rooms up-stairs are all fitted up as bed-rooms. The
+opposite side of the house from the court looks upon a charming
+garden presenting every variety of parterre and shrubbery, among
+which wind cool and shady walks; whilst the innumerable flowers of
+the parterres fill the air with their perfume; and the sparkling
+waters of a fountain continually playing under the windows impart
+a refreshing coolness and throw an air of romance over the whole.
+A broad terrace, overshadowed by linden-trees and acacias, runs
+along the edge of the _coteau_ from the end of the house, as above
+mentioned, to the extremity of the grounds, commanding a charming
+prospect through its whole length, but particularly from its
+termination, where, from a picturesque little _kiosk_ seated on an
+artificial tumulus-shaped mound, the eye wanders down the sweet
+scenery of the valley until in the extreme distance it rests on the
+palace and park of St Germain-en-Laye. Masses of roses, carnations,
+lavender, geraniums, and a multitude of other flowers, planted in
+beds along the upper side of the terrace, contribute their fragrance
+to enhance the delight of this lovely walk. Immediately beneath the
+terrace, enclosed by a wall covered with vines, and roofed or coved
+with large picturesque tiles, is a spacious kitchen and fruit garden,
+covered just now by its luxuriant crop of all kinds. The more distant
+part of the grounds is laid out in lawns of smooth turf, interspersed
+with a variety of shrubs and forest-trees, scattered about singly,
+in clumps, or sometimes in close thickets or open groves. A lofty
+stone wall encloses three sides of this domain, the terrace forming
+a fourth, and a gateway in the further part permits access to my
+park without trespassing on my _homestead_. The house is elegantly
+furnished with articles of the most costly and luxurious description,
+and exquisite statues of white marble decorate the corridors,
+staircases, and the large saloon before mentioned. The apartment I
+have chosen for myself is immediately over and corresponding to this,
+and is a perfect _bijou_; it is fitted up with a taste and splendour
+that bespeak the inhabitant at once voluptuous and refined. Separated
+from the other apartments by a small antechamber, it occupies the
+whole extremity of the house, overlooking the Seine, &c. In this end,
+like the saloon below, one large window opening to the floor, but
+into an iron balcony, commands a most delicious view. Immediately
+below is my well-stocked rich-looking garden; beyond that, yet still,
+as it were, under me, the finely-rounded luxuriant masses of foliage
+of the stately elms in the park; then stretch out, like a verdant
+carpet, the spacious meadows, the sameness of their level expanse
+diversified and rendered interesting by thickets of underwood,
+bushes, and occasional clumps of trees. These are bounded by the
+silvery waters of the Seine, above which rises rather abruptly a
+curious chain of hills, round-topped, and broken in places by gypsum
+cliffs, their slopes clothed with vineyards, and separated from a
+similar isolated hill,[11] evidently a continuation, by a singular
+gap, through which is seen a rich country extending far back, and in
+the extreme distance the chateau and park of the Montmorenci. The
+contrast between the purply haze enveloping this country, and the
+more vivid colouring of the nearer landscape, gives it a dreamy and
+indescribably mysterious appearance. At the foot of the hills on the
+river-bank, and immediately opposite my window, the white buildings
+of Argenteuil, mingled with foliage, form a pleasing object, its
+church-tower decorated by the sacred _pavillon blanc_, which waves
+continually from its upper window. To the left the picturesque little
+village of Bezons and its ruined bridge, and beyond a wide extent
+of open, not picturesque, though rich country, covered with wheat,
+vines, and fig-trees, extends to St Germain--the sombre trees of
+whose park terminates the view in that direction. The other windows
+look over the garden, and the bubbling, sparkling fountain throws its
+glittering drops quite up to them, if not actually cooling the air,
+at least refreshing to the imagination. Here the view is bounded by
+the thick foliage of the shrubbery; but the contrast between this
+and the extended view from the balcony only serves to enhance the
+one and the other. The balmy fragrance arising from the parterres,
+the splashing of the water, and the cheerful songs of innumerable
+birds, with which the trees are filled, make this a most luscious
+apartment. But for the interior!--the walls are nearly covered with
+large mirrors, reaching from the floor to the ceiling, encased in
+frames richly carved and gilt. The compartments between these are
+filled up with fine engravings or drawings. In a recess (as the
+French fashion is) stands a spacious and sumptuous bed, which may be
+concealed at pleasure by curtains of green silk with deep rich yellow
+fringe. The bedstead is of mahogany, highly varnished, sculptured,
+and enriched with gilt ornaments, but looks unfinished to an English
+eye not yet accustomed to the absence of posts and curtains. The bed
+itself the most luxurious and fastidious must be content with; the
+silk counterpane matches the curtains of the recess; the enormous
+pillows, encased in the finest and most delicately white linen, are
+edged with rich lace; the sheets are as the pillow-cases, and in
+texture rival cambric. An elegant little table, standing between the
+two side windows, serves as a stand for beautiful vases of Sevres
+porcelain, holding large bouquets of the choicest productions of
+the garden; a large round table of mahogany, covered with oil-cloth
+and edged with gilt bronze, occupies the middle of the floor;--the
+rest of the furniture, in short, is of a piece, and the accessories
+of a bedroom are of porcelain or fine crystal. A little door beside
+the recess opens into a narrow passage leading round to the rear of
+the house, where a small cabinet, lined with mahogany and lighted
+by an _œil de bœuf_, leaves no want on the score of conveniences
+unsupplied. At the other end of the room a small closet, fitted as a
+library, contains a collection of the most splendid editions of the
+best French authors. Here, however, the voluptuary was conspicuous;
+the licentiousness of Voltaire, Louvet, and others, is innocence
+itself compared to many works in this collection. My establishment
+consists of the old butler (Monsieur Ferdinand), the gardener, the
+cook, and, I believe, a girl as a scrub. These, with the addition of
+William and my two grooms, make up a snug little family. M. Ferdinand
+is attentive, and seems solicitous to please. Cook sent me up
+yesterday a remarkably nice dinner; and the gardener brought a fine
+fresh bouquet this morning for my vases, which he promises to do
+daily, also fruit for my dessert. My larder seems well stocked, and
+so does my cellar, for I had a bottle of excellent wine yesterday;
+therefore I have every reason to be satisfied with my good fortune.
+
+The houses in which my officers lodge are all either entirely or
+nearly deserted; so that, having the only convenience for the
+purpose, I have acceded to their request, and allowed our mess to be
+established here, though it is hardly fair upon the proprietor, on
+whose resources we shall draw largely; however, I have given orders
+for the dinner to be prepared to-day, and M. Ferdinand has made no
+scruples.
+
+_July 10th._--Splendid morning, but heat excessive. Sorry to say that
+at the parade this morning I found we had no less than thirty horses
+with sore backs. This is terrible! but I know others are worse.
+Yesterday we dined together, and a capital dinner and excellent wine
+we had. After dinner, the evening being so fine, Hitchins, Breton,
+and I, mounted our horses for an exploration. We first crossed the
+meadows to the river, and rode a little way along the banks; at the
+ferry we found the ferryman asleep in his boat, and I could not
+prevent Breton from launching him into the stream--how far he went
+down we have not yet heard. This was childish, certainly. Quitting
+the river-bank we made for a high hill, whence we expected a view
+of Paris. _Chemin faisant_, we stumbled on some singular quarries,
+immense caverns cut in the soft calcareous stone, and going farther
+in than we thought it prudent to follow. These were in the middle of
+the fields, in the low ground between Colombes and Nanterre. As we
+enjoy the privilege of travelling over fields, &c., and are therefore
+quite independent of roads, we made straight for the hill, and gained
+its summit just as the sun was setting in all the glory of a fine
+summer’s evening. We had judged rightly, for Mont Valerien (so it is
+called in my map) commands a most lovely view. Before us all Paris
+lay extended as in a plan; we could see every part of it, and even
+the far-away country beyond. Here was no dingy, orange-coloured
+smoke, like that which obscures the London atmosphere, and blackens
+the country for miles round. _Au contraire_, the clearness of the
+Parisian atmosphere was scarcely deteriorated by the very light
+transparent vapour floating over the city, which rather increased
+the interest and beauty of the scene by the softened outlines, and
+by the rich purply tint communicated to all parts of the landscape
+seen through it. The country immediately around, and the slopes
+of the hill itself on which we stood, had the appearance of one
+vast and productive garden, being divided into rectangular patches
+planted with rose-bushes, cherry-trees, vines, fig-trees, artichokes
+and several other sorts of culinary vegetables, all growing in the
+greatest luxuriance, and presenting a most extraordinary mass of
+verdure. Amongst all this, the white walls and red-tiled roofs of
+several neat villages and picturesque villas harmonised charmingly.
+The foot of the hill towards Paris was washed by the gently-flowing
+waters of the Seine, on whose placid bosom a few boats occasionally
+appeared.
+
+The lively verdure of a long narrow strip of meadow-land lying on
+the opposite bank of the river, and the white walls of several
+large-windowed Italian-like houses bordering on them, contrasted
+strongly with the sombre tones of the Bois de Boulogne behind
+them, amongst whose thickets several columns of blue smoke, and a
+line of white tents seen here and there on the lawns, attested the
+presence of some part of our army. Along the line of the river were
+the villages of St Cloud, with its bridge; Suresnes, Puteaux, and
+Neuilly, from the end of whose bridge a most superb avenue of elms
+stretched away toward the city. Beyond could clearly be discerned
+the column of Austerlitz, the dome of the Pantheon, Nôtre Dame, with
+its high-pointed façade, circular window, and two flanking Gothic
+towers. A little to our right the elegant dome of the Invalides,
+its gilded decorations glittering in the last rays of the setting
+sun; the cream-coloured portico of the Hotel de Bourbon; and the
+more deep-toned architecture of the Hotel des Monnaies and its dome.
+Still further to the right the scene was closed by the wooded heights
+of Bellevue, which appeared continuous with the Park of St Cloud.
+These, wrapped in deep shadow, formed a mass of sombre verdure,
+balancing well the other parts of this brilliant picture. In the
+distance beyond the city were the smiling heights of Belleville,
+covered with villages and country-houses, gradually descending into
+the vale of the Seine, of whose waters an occasional glimpse might
+be caught winding their tortuous way like silver threads through
+the rich plain. To the left the buildings of the city spread up
+the steep slopes of Montmartre, the summit of which presented a
+formidable appearance with its lines of fortifications. Windmills
+and a telegraph occupied the higher end of its ridge, whilst that
+next us terminated in a perpendicular precipice, the white face
+of which overhung the tufted groves of Monceaux and Clichy. Still
+further to the left extended the plains of St Denis, yellow with the
+golden harvest, beyond which arose the town and abbey. The horizon
+on this side was bounded by a low range of blue hills, of pleasing
+though not very varied outline. The balmy softness of the evening
+air--the varied noises, softened by distance, arising from the
+village below--the sounds of music, mirth, and revelry coming up
+more distinctly,--all contributed to heighten the interest of this
+charming panorama. Long did we linger on Mont Valerien, until the
+coming shades of night reminded us that we were strangers to the
+intricate maze of vineyards, &c., which we must traverse to regain
+Colombes, and we turned our backs on the lovely scene.
+
+_July 13th._--This is our first wet day. Hitchins and I went to Paris
+this morning; but the rain set in so much in earnest that we returned
+forthwith, and I have devoted the remainder of the day to bringing
+up my leeway; for, between much occupation and much idleness, I have
+let my journal drop astern, and now I hardly know how to begin what
+I have to record, which, though trifling for others, is to me worth
+its weight in gold--at least will be so years hence.
+
+_Imprimis_, then, I have discovered my landlord to be a M.
+L’Eguillon, who is an old bachelor (seventy-four years of age), and
+resides in a handsome town-house, Rue des Enfans Rouges. He is said
+to be very rich, but I cannot find out whether he has or had any
+employment under Government. I find that I can in some measure repay
+him for my good living here by sending his hay, oats, or anything
+else he may want, under an escort, as otherwise it would not be
+allowed to pass the _barrière_.[12] I suppose Ferdinand has reported
+us as good people, for I have received a most polite and obliging
+note asking this favour, and at the same time assuring me that
+Ferdinand has orders to pay us every attention. I sent Bombardier
+Ross up the other day, as he speaks French, with a load of hay, and
+he reported that nothing could exceed the kindness with which he was
+treated, and that the old gentleman’s town residence is a magnificent
+one. A very pretty girl of sixteen (Mademoiselle Ernestine), whom
+the servants call his niece, lives with him. There seems a mystery,
+however, in the matter, for the gossips of the village declare she is
+not his niece. It is Mademoiselle Ernestine’s apartment which I have
+taken possession of, it seems.
+
+Up to the present moment nothing could have been more delightful
+than my residence here--so much so, that it was some time before I
+could tear myself away from it to go to Paris, though only about
+six English miles distant, and then with reluctance. To me the
+country at all times has so many charms, and the city so few, that
+it is never without regret that I exchange the one for the other.
+Situated as I am here, during this fine season, and surrounded by
+luxuries, it is a hard task to think of sacrificing even a single
+day to the close, disagreeable streets of a large town. Rinaldo
+in the gardens of Armida was not more completely enthralled than
+I am in this little paradise. On first awaking in the morning, my
+delighted ear is saluted by the melodious warble of innumerable
+pretty songsters in the shrubbery, which comes accompanied by the
+soft murmurs and splash of the fountain. My toilette occupies a much
+longer time here than it ever did anywhere else, so great is the
+luxury of wandering about in a dressing-gown: finished, however,
+it must be, and then I descend to my stable, talk nonsense to my
+horses, examine poor Cossack’s wounds, which were not improved by
+our lengthened march, and then stroll into my garden, cool my palate
+with some of the delicious fruit, take a turn or two on the terrace
+under the linden-trees, look at St Germain, think of the unfortunate
+James who died there in exile, then at Argenteuil, where Heloise
+pined for her mutilated lover, return to my penetralia and find
+that William has arranged a delicious little breakfast. A parade of
+the troop in the village street follows; a visit to the quarters,
+stables, &c.; an inspection of carriages; concluding with a little
+peroration with Farrier Price and Wheeler Rockliff. All this occupies
+the first part of the morning; the remainder is passed in lounging
+about the village, visiting the other troops, or wandering about my
+own delightful grounds; sometimes a game at billiards, sometimes a
+little scribbling. So pass my mornings. Five o’clock usually finds
+us all assembled in the _salle de compagnie_ awaiting M. Ferdinand’s
+annunciation, “On vient de servir, M. le Commandant,” throwing open
+the _battants_ with a bow and an air worthy a groom of the chambers.
+Dinner consists of a _potage_ and several other dishes, always
+excellent; it is followed by a dessert of fine fruit from my _own_
+garden. Our wines, too, are not only of the best quality, but we
+have an astonishing variety--in short, we live like fighting-cocks.
+After passing a reasonable time at table, and drinking a reasonable
+allowance of M. Eguillon’s wine, we break up for the evening. Some
+resort to the billiard-room, some to the neighbouring troops, and I
+either take a ride or saunter about my terrace as I did in the avenue
+at Strytem, smoking some of the few remaining excellent cigars I
+have brought all the way from Brussels--doubly precious now, since I
+find there are none such to be got in Paris. Cigars are, I think, a
+government monopoly here as in Spain--at least there is some mystery
+which I don’t understand further than that the French Government has
+been concerned in forcing the lieges to smoke bad cigars or none at
+all. Only two kinds are procurable here: the one, a little black
+thing made of the commonest tobacco, they call Dutch, _des cigars
+Hollandais_; the other, a large cigar of very common bad tobacco
+also, has a wheaten straw stuck into it to suck the smoke through;
+and this, besides the villanous taste of the tobacco, burns your
+palate horribly.
+
+The other evening I had retired after dinner to the terrace to enjoy,
+as usual, the charms of a fine sky and fine landscape. Twilight crept
+gradually over the valley, and, by obscuring the distant parts,
+allowed play to imagination, and gave additional interest to the
+scenery. Light airs from time to time sighed amongst the overhanging
+foliage; the joyous laugh of the villagers comes softened on the
+breeze, united with the monotonous splash of the fountain. I had
+seated myself in the little _kiosk_ at the end of the terrace; the
+smoke of my cigar arose lazily in the air; my eyes were fixed on the
+silver Seine, and my mind travelling over again the events of the
+last three or four weeks, drawing comparisons between the feverish
+excitement prevailing through the former but greater part of that
+time, and the delicious tranquillity of the present, when suddenly
+the grating sound of angry voices wounded my ear and dissipated my
+reverie. I listened; the speakers appeared to be at our park, or near
+it. There were English voices and foreign of some sort. A quarrel
+between my men and the natives, no doubt. But how came the latter
+in the grounds? The voices became louder and fiercer; there was a
+rattling of sabres, too. Good heavens! are the French renewing the
+Sicilian Vespers? Whilst asking myself this question, I was already
+hurrying along the tortuous path leading to that part of the grounds,
+and soon came upon the scene of action. Here I found Quartermaster
+Hall and several gunners struggling with our hussars of Brunswick,
+whose horses, bridled and saddled, seemed the objects of contention
+from the way in which they were alternately seized by one or the
+other and most unceremoniously dragged about by both.
+
+High words and threatening gestures, pulling and scuffling, seemed
+the order of the day, but no blows were interchanged. Both parties
+seemed equally enraged, but neither understood the other,--for one
+swore in German, the other in English; the gestures, however, spoke a
+sort of universal language which all parties comprehended perfectly.
+At the moment of my arrival one of the hussars, having rescued his
+horse from the grip of his opponent, had raised his foot to the
+stirrup, and was in the act of mounting, when an athletic gunner,
+seizing him by the waist, swung him to some distance, rolling on
+the turf. The fellow, springing up again, had half drawn his sabre
+as I emerged from the shrubbery with an authoritative “_Halt da!_”
+which was instantly obeyed by all; whilst old Hall, the moment he
+saw me, cried, “They are off, sir--they are going off.” The hint was
+sufficient. I despatched a gunner with orders to the guard to shut
+the iron gates and allow none to pass, then proceeded to investigate
+the origin of this quarrel. I had placed these people in the grounds
+from the first, that they might be more under surveillance. They
+have a tent for themselves, and their horses are picketed near our
+guns. This I have found necessary, from the sulky mutinous spirit
+they have always evinced since the first day of joining us. They
+have always been a source of considerable worry to me, and have been
+getting worse lately. According to their own account, they are all
+_volunteers_ and _gentlemen_; therefore they feel very severely the
+degradation of their present position, particularly being put under a
+vile commissary, whom they affect to treat with the utmost contempt.
+Their present complaint was about their bread, which they said “was
+not even fit for _common soldiers_;” and they accused Mr Coates of
+having purposely given them this bread as an insult. In their rage
+they had saddled their horses with the intention of returning home,
+or the Lord knows where, when Hall interfered, and the scuffle took
+place. The corporal (a fine young man) was particularly indignant,
+and held forth most vehemently on what was due to a gentleman, partly
+in German, partly in French. Hall’s insolence he spoke of with great
+bitterness, giving me to understand that he expected my men should
+pay him somewhat of the same deference as to their own officers.
+My answer to all this was short: “The bread is of the same quality
+as that served out to our own men; therefore, if the _gentlemen_
+disliked it, they might leave it. As to their rank in civil society,
+I know nothing about it; they were put under my orders as any other
+soldiers, and as such should do their duty.” Two or three of the
+most refractory I made prisoners of, and if they still remained
+discontented, they at least remained quiet. This disturbance,
+however, spoilt my evening; so, having consumed my cigar whilst
+lecturing the gentlemen, I retired to my room and spent an hour or
+two over Voltaire’s ‘Philosophical Dictionary.’
+
+Notwithstanding the raptures in which our people spoke of Paris,
+which some of them visited the very first evening of our coming
+here, yet it was only a day or two ago that I could tear myself from
+the country and go thither. The village and _les villageois_ had
+not yet lost the freshness of novelty. Strolling about the street
+gossiping with the people has been a source of infinite amusement
+to me, and I have been much interested in observing their peculiar
+manners and habits. The harvest, which has just commenced, causes
+considerable stir in the village, as all the produce of the fields
+is brought to be stored in their granaries here. The villages round
+Paris have anything but a rural aspect: houses of stone, roofed
+either with tiles or slates, from two to three and even four storeys
+high; large windows, like those of town houses; the attics are their
+granaries, hay-lofts, &c., and a window or door, furnished with a
+crane and tackle similar to those of our merchants’ stores, furnishes
+the means of hoisting in the sheaves, bundles of hay, &c. The
+consequence of this is, that our streets are all in a bustle--loaded
+carts continually arriving from the fields, and drawing up under
+the entrance-window of their respective houses. Bundles and sheaves
+are mounting into the air, and various gossiping groups are formed
+below. The peasantry in this neighbourhood are almost all of them
+proprietors of the lands they cultivate. As with us, the law obliges
+every man to put his name, &c., on his cart; so we see continually
+“Jacques Bonnemain, cultivateur,” “Jean le Mery, propriétaire,” &c.
+The figures composing these street-groups are sturdy well-made men;
+much more active and springy than our clowns, although sufficiently
+rustic. Their costume, too, widely differs from everything we
+are accustomed to associate with rusticity. The bronzed visage,
+surrounded by its setting of black locks, surmounted by the _bonnet
+de nuit_, usually white, or having once been so, round jackets of
+blue-striped cotton stuff, and trousers of the same--bare feet,
+thrust into a pair of clumsy _sabots_, complete the costume. Amongst
+the young men and boys I have remarked a much greater proportion
+of handsome intelligent faces than one usually sees in any English
+village; our rustics are generally coarse-featured, and have a most
+unintellectual expression of face. The French peasant not only has
+the advantage in point of person and carriage, but infinitely so in
+his address. The women partake of the labours of the field, and enter
+largely into the composition of our village groups. Their general
+costume is not unpicturesque. They are always without gowns, the
+exposed stays (not always very clean) sometimes laced up, sometimes
+quite loose and open; blue and white, or pink-striped petticoats;
+neck partially covered by a coloured handkerchief (_fichu_[13]);
+the head by another, gracefully turned round it, something in the
+shape of a turban;[14] large gold or silver hoops in the ears, and a
+small cross of the same suspended by a black ribbon from the neck;
+stockings of grey or blue thread, or bare legs; large _sabots_,
+the insteps frequently garnished with a strip of rabbit-skin. Such
+are our village belles. At a superficial glance one does not see
+amongst them such gradations from youth to age as among our own
+women. All are either old or young, hideously ugly, or pretty, or
+very pretty. About the age of puberty (which seems to be earlier than
+with us), they become masculine and coarse, though still handsome.
+But about thirty (or earlier, if they have children) they lose all
+pretensions to good looks, and immediately assume the appearance
+of old age--wrinkled, skinny, with sunken cheeks, hollow eyes--and
+such necks! Like the men, these women are vastly superior to our
+female peasantry in carriage of person and in manners. The former is
+invariably erect and commanding, giving to the ugliest old woman an
+air of dignity never or very rarely to be met with among our working
+classes, and not always amongst our ladies. Some of the young ones,
+well made and tall, with their firm determined step, are really
+majestic creatures.
+
+The ordinary diet of these people seems little calculated to enable
+them to go through the portion of hard labour that falls to their
+lot. Bread, black, coarse, dry, and diabolically sour, a bit of
+hard tasteless cheese, compose the usual breakfast and dinner, with
+the occasional addition of haricots, or some other vegetables; for
+supper, broth (_potage aux herbes_), in which a bit of lard or some
+kind of grease is melted to give it richness and perhaps flavour.
+Their beverage is a poor sort of _vin du pays_, very sour, and
+very inferior to the sound rough cider used in our apple-counties,
+Hereford and Devon. In the _cabarets_ beer is to be had of a pleasant
+quality, although not strong. The _bonne double bierre de Mars_ is of
+a superior caste, and, when bottled (as it is sold), a refreshing,
+agreeable drink in hot weather.
+
+March is to their brewers what October is to ours. This _bierre de
+Mars_ (from the month, I presume) one would suppose exclusively
+military, from the numerous coloured prints stuck on the
+window-shutters of most _cabarets_, representing officers and
+soldiers in the acts of drawing, pouring out, or drinking this
+favourite tipple. The most common of these represents two officers
+in _grande tenue_, plumed hats, swords by their sides, spurs on
+the heel, &c., seated at a small round table. Each holds in the
+right hand an uncorked bottle, in the left a tumbler, the _bierre_
+rising in a jet from the bottles, forming two intersecting arches,
+terminating precisely in the opposite and apposite tumblers. The
+shutters frequently bear both pictorial and scriptorial annunciations
+not a little amusing. I have seen numbers on our march, but thought
+no more of them; and it was only the other day, at Courbevoie, that
+“_audevie à vandre_” upon a shutter gave rise to the idea of making a
+collection of them. The universal “_Ici on loge à pied et à cheval_”
+is parallel to our entertainment for man and horse.
+
+I have before noticed that on arriving here we found all the gentry
+fled. That was not quite the truth. A few days since I discovered
+that a certain handsome house, in Bull’s quarter of the village,
+is still inhabited by the proprietor, an old lady of seventy (la
+Marquise de * * *), very partial to, because somehow connected with,
+the English, and therefore remaining at home in full confidence of
+good treatment. She has judged rightly; not a soul has trespassed
+upon her except as visitors, of which she is very proud, and holds
+a sort of daily levee, which we sometimes find a convenient lounge.
+Brought up in the Court of Louis XVI., Madame la Marquise is a strict
+observer of all the etiquette of the old _régime_. A light active
+figure, and a natural (or perhaps assumed) sprightliness of manner,
+added to a very juvenile costume, give her at a little distance
+quite the appearance of a girl. A nearer approach, however, spite of
+rouge, &c., most liberally applied, betrays the _septuagénaire_. At
+my first visit I found this extraordinary old woman alone, dressed,
+and evidently expecting visitors. I introduced myself, and was
+received with almost affectionate kindness. Our _tête-à-tête_ was a
+long one, for she would make me listen to the whole of her family
+history, and how one of her ancestors, having married some English
+lady of rank, she considers herself _à moitié Anglaise_. She was not
+content with telling me her history, but showed me her whole house
+and gardens (both very handsome and in excellent order), even her
+own boudoir, _chambre à coucher_, &c. On taking leave she exacted
+a promise of being a good neighbour, which I have endeavoured to
+perform by devoting to her a small portion of my leisure time. It
+is to her that I am obliged for breaking the spell that bound me to
+the village, and at last _visiting Paris_. The other morning she
+expressed such unfeigned astonishment at my want of curiosity that
+I resolved to see the place forthwith, if only for a few minutes.
+Accordingly, after dinner I mounted Nelly, and set off by what I
+guessed must be the road thither. The day had been exceedingly hot,
+the roads were very dusty, and, half irresolute, I rode slowly over
+the uninteresting parched-up plain between Colombes and Courbevoie,
+made disgusting, moreover, by the trodden-down corn and carcasses
+of horses, &c., which marked the old bivouacs. The handsome cavalry
+barracks for the Imperial Guard at the entrance of Courbevoie
+detained me a moment, and then I descended the winding shabby street,
+and came suddenly on the beautiful Pont de Neuilly. The lovely
+scenery here, above and below the bridge, and the magnificent avenue
+beyond it, put an end to my Paris trip. For the life of me I could
+not resolve to exchange such scenery, and pass such an evening in the
+streets of a city, however fine they might be. This bridge, and the
+one at St Maxence, are elegant things, certainly; but the straight
+line, which is one of their great beauties, must not be claimed by
+the architects as an original idea. The Roman bridges at Alcantra and
+elsewhere no doubt have been their prototypes. I found here defences
+similar to those at St Denis--the road to the bridge broken up and
+obstructed by carts, and a sort of abatis; this was commanded by a
+2-gun battery, built across the road on the Paris side, secured at
+each flank by a stockade. These mementos of war were unpleasing
+objects certainly, yet they could not divert the mind from the sweet
+scenery on every side. The Seine came gliding tranquilly along
+through green meadows, fringed with willows, bordered on each side by
+villages and villas; several verdant islands, also, decorated with
+large umbrageous willows, divided its stream into different channels,
+on which floated boats of various descriptions--some plain and of
+coarse construction, laden with goods; others of a more elegant
+construction, gaily painted, and filled with joyous light-hearted
+people, already forgetful of the downfall of their idolised
+Emperor--of their national glory tarnished--even that, in these
+their moments of mirth and recreation, they were in the presence of
+their conquerors--of their ancient enemy. British soldiers stood on
+the river-bank as they passed along--British soldiers occupied the
+barracks of the late Imperial Guard, under which lay their course,
+and yet the laugh was as joyous, the countenances as bright, as they
+could have been after the bulletins of Austerlitz or Jena. Not so, I
+ween, on the slimy Thames had England fallen as low, were London the
+cantonment of French legions.
+
+A most superb avenue is the road which gradually ascends from the
+Pont de Neuilly to the Barrière de l’Etoile, the unfinished works of
+which terminate this unrivalled perspective. I forget whether there
+are two or four rows of elms on either side--and such trees! This
+splendid road was alive with carriages, equestrians, and pedestrians,
+as I rode up it to the _barrière_; and here another magnificent
+scene burst upon me. Hence the road descended gradually towards the
+city, handsome houses, and even rows of houses, intermingling with
+the masses of foliage on either side; and far away, in hazy, dreamy
+distance, this avenue was terminated by the heavy but imposing mass
+of the Tuileries, with the spotless banner of ancient France waving
+gracefully in the evening breeze from the elevated central mass. I
+returned from this interesting excursion just as the fading tints of
+the western sky began to sober down into the greys of twilight. My
+curiosity was excited by this peep of Paris, and the next morning
+actually found me riding slowly down from the Barrière de l’Etoile
+towards the Place Louis Quinze, delighted with the novelty of the
+scene by which I was surrounded. On either side of the road, among
+the noble trees, were handsome houses, the large open windows and
+balconies of which were filled with green shrubs and brilliant
+flowers. Beyond these I came to a wide open space everywhere
+covered with trees, but poor ones compared to the giants forming
+the avenue. Under these a regiment of English hussars, and a band
+of Cossacks, were in bivouac together--a novel and amusing scene.
+The soldiers and their horses were objects of curiosity (English as
+well as Cossacks) to a crowd of idle Parisians who stood by, not in
+silent contemplation of the _strange animals_, but chattering like
+a pack of monkeys, and explaining what they saw to those of their
+neighbours less gifted with the powers of conception. Carriages,
+too, as they passed, and groups of young men on horseback (looking
+half-military, half-bourgeois, from their mustachioed upper lips,
+erect carriage, holstered saddles, and cavalry bridles), paused to
+contemplate the foreign bivouac. If these last were amused with my
+countrymen and their friends, I was no less so with them. There was
+something irresistibly comic in their self-satisfied air as they
+paraded their managed cats of steeds before the fair ones in the
+carriages, and the affected, contemptuous looks they cast on the
+hardy fellows who had so recently chased their own braves (perhaps
+some of themselves) from Brussels to Paris. The equipages, too,
+were worthy of notice: they reminded me of Ireland--“_Nothing of
+a piece_.” Handsome carriage, well-dressed servants, dog-horses
+and shabby harness; or shabby servant and beautiful horse, new
+harness, and an old jarvey of a carriage--the fair dames within
+invariably smart. No comparison can be instituted between French
+and English equipages. The neatness and perfect completeness,
+beauty, finish, lightness, and goodness--all are on the side of
+the latter. Their cabriolet, however, is something _sui generis_,
+and worthy of admiration. They are generally drawn by one horse,
+sometimes a postilion on a second horse attached as an outrigger.
+It was one of these that captivated my fancy near the _barrière_.
+Such a turn-out! The carriage was just like other cabriolets, only
+a very smart one; and here I must acknowledge an exception to what
+I have just written--the whole _was_ of a piece--good, smart, and
+respectable; but, _mon Dieu!_ what a spectacle! The heavy harness
+under which the horses were almost buried was covered with plated
+buckles, bosses, &c. On the outrigger sat a fine, well-made fellow,
+six feet if an inch, erect as a grenadier. On his head an enormous
+cocked-hat, bound with broad silver lace and loop, stuck square on;
+a blue coat, collar, skirts, and sleeves, all covered with silver
+lace; the clothing of his nether limbs hid in a tremendous pair of
+boots, sticking six inches above his slightly-bent knee, and armed
+with a most formidable pair of spurs; like all the rest of them,
+riding exceedingly long, consequently bumping along at a moderate
+trot with most imperturbable gravity. How I should have liked to see
+this equipage trotting down St James’s Street! A passer-by, of whom
+I asked the question, informed me that this was Les Champs Elysées.
+I could hardly credit him. What! the far-famed, much-vaunted,
+much-bescribbled Champs Elysées! Impossible!--or, if true, what a
+disappointment! I hardly know what sort of an idea I had formed of
+the Champs Elysées--certainly nothing like the reality. No turf, no
+verdure, in short, no fields, but a gravelly dusty space, surrounded
+nearly by buildings, and barely shaded from the scorching sun by a
+parcel of miserable-looking half-grown trees, sufficiently powdered
+to conceal whatever verdure they might have. If ever the grass had
+grown here, every trace was now obliterated. Bivouacs are sadly
+destructive of nature’s beauties. “Thus, then,” said I, “here is one
+illusion dissipated. Let us see farther, perhaps all will equally
+vanish in smoke and dust.” A certain feeling of exultation, a
+tumultuous rising of spirits came over me as I rode into the Place
+Louis Quinze, and pulling up, regardless of the moving throng of
+people, contemplated at my leisure the scene around me. I have now
+got a map and a ‘Guide de Paris,’ both of which I have since had
+opportunities of elucidating or confirming by inquiry and _vivâ voce_
+evidence. Then, I knew not that I stood precisely on the same spot
+where the martyrdom of Louis Seize and the fair Marie Antoinette had
+been consummated. I knew that the walls in front of me as I entered
+the Place from the Champs Elysées were the ramparts of the Tuileries;
+that the bowery trees which overtopped them were in the gardens; and
+that the immense pile seen again over these was the chateau itself:
+but I did not know that the magnificent ranges of buildings, with
+their rich sculptures and Corinthian colonnades on my left, were
+those of the Garde Meuble; nor that the fine but short perspective
+by which they were separated was the Rue de la Concorde; nor that
+the handsome bridge on my right was the Pont de la Concorde, and the
+imposing portico which reared its lofty Corinthian columns beyond was
+the entrance to the Salle des Representatifs. Although ignorant of
+the names and destinations of the noble objects, I could not but be
+sensible of their effect individually and as an _ensemble_; and I
+did acknowledge that nothing could be more imposing, more strikingly
+magnificent, than this entrance to the city of Paris.
+
+Every faculty absorbed in the contemplation of the various and
+varied novelties around me, I progressed mechanically, and without
+knowing or seeking to know where I was going, found my way down
+the Rue de Rivoli, and so into the Place Vendome, where the column
+of Austerlitz, by its beautiful workmanship, and the historical
+recollections associated with it, arrested my course for some time.
+Strange, however, that a nation like France should borrow from
+Rome--that she could not produce an original idea to commemorate a
+great national triumph. It is nevertheless a superb monument; and
+at least the idea of using the guns taken in the battle to decorate
+the city--was not _that_ an original idea? The Place itself I do not
+like. Its houses are certainly fine, and uniformly built, but the
+style is heavy, the material dismal, and the want of _trottoirs_
+gives the whole the air of a “mews.” In approaching the Place
+Vendome by the Rue Castiglione, I crossed the Rue St Honoré, the
+busy stream flowing along which would have induced me to follow it,
+but the column in front drew me forward like a magnet. The streets
+of Paris are infinitely more amusing than those of London, inasmuch
+as they everywhere teem with animation, from the pavements to the
+roofs. Nowhere do we meet such long, tiresome, dull avenues of brick
+and mortar as Baker Street, Gore Street, Gloucester Place, &c. In
+London, “home’s home,” &c.--and when people are at home, they like
+quietude and retirement. In Paris _au contraire_, people cannot
+exist in quietude, and solitude is abominated. To see and be seen
+seems the universal maxim. The varied forms of the houses, too, and
+the still more varied styles of ornament, render the streets much
+more picturesque and interesting in Paris than in London. There is
+something very picturesque and interesting, I think, in the immense
+long perspectives between the tall houses of such streets as the
+Rue de Richelieu, into which I was led by the Rue Neuve des Petits
+Champs. This is the Bond Street of Paris, and is a most amusing one.
+Here every thing savoured of the fashionable world. Shops of a more
+respectable description richly decorated; goods of the most costly
+kind arranged for display with a very superior degree of taste and
+even elegance. Numerous equipages with liveried attendants driving
+about or waiting at the doors. Numberless loungers sauntering up
+and down, or philandering in the shops, a striking feature among
+these the foreign officers, particularly English, all indicating
+the Rue de Richelieu as the focus of fashionable resort. After all,
+however, there is something about this as well as all the other
+streets of Paris, with a few exceptions--such as the Rue de Rivoli,
+de la Concorde, de la Paix, and some part of the Boulevard--that
+displeases an Englishman’s eye and nose. The buildings in general
+have a worn and shabby appearance; their great height, and the
+narrowness of the thoroughfare, throws a degree of darkness and gloom
+over everything; but, above all, the olfactory nerves are continually
+offended by a certain pervading odour, difficult to be accounted
+for, since it is everywhere the same--not arising from any visible
+cause, but omnipresent and unvarying. In the Rue de Richelieu not
+all the fragrant odours issuing from that _magazin_ of odours, the
+Cloche d’Or, and fifty others, were sufficient to overpower this most
+unsavoury of smells. It may be said to characterise Paris--to stamp
+it as the sulphureous city. My attention was attracted by a broad
+avenue crossing one end of it, and along which flowed a dense and
+continuous stream of passengers and carriages. I directed my horse’s
+head thither, and in a few minutes found myself in the Boulevard
+des Italiens. The excitement and interest of that moment will not
+soon be forgotten. The breadth of the street, the mixture of trees
+and houses, the number and variety of the immense multitude moving
+on, all contributed for a moment to electrify me, and I should have
+forgotten Colombes and the lateness of the hour had not Hitchins at
+that moment rode up and asked me if I was not going home to dinner.
+Colombes and M. Ferdinando’s good cheer regained their sway, and we
+trotted off together, vowing an early return to explore the wonders
+of this mine of novelty and excitement.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+
+
+_July 17th._--Alas! how transient is all earthly happiness! To-morrow
+I quit Colombes and my delightful residence for ever; except, indeed,
+I pay it a casual visit, and that I shall hardly have heart to do. A
+few short days passed in this elysium have endeared it to me beyond
+expression, and, spite of certain little differences, M. Ferdinand
+and I have become quite friends. The old man’s manner is always so
+kind that I really believe he likes me; but then these French are
+consummate _blagueurs_. Our principal quarrel has been invariably
+about wine. At first he always produced such as would have done
+honour to any table, but by degrees he began from time to time to
+introduce a bottle of inferior quality. It was, however, too late;
+our palates were formed, and could bear nothing but the best, which
+we insisted on having, spite of his equivocations and harangues to
+prove to us that we were no judges of wine. Some droll scenes have
+arisen out of this; for we discovered that M. Ferdinand has the
+greatest horror of our invading his territory, and availed ourselves
+of the discovery whenever he tried to play us a trick. Nothing could
+be more comical than the expression which his countenance assumed on
+these occasions. “Ferdinand!” “Monsieur!” “Ce vin ci n’est pas bon!”
+“Ce vin n’est pas bon, monsieur?” arching his grey eyebrows. “Non, il
+est exécrable, vilain.” “Mais, monsieur,” with emphasis, “c’est du
+meilleur vin de la cave, je vous assure;” and then, with an “Excusez,
+monsieur!” he takes the bottle, pours a little wine into the palm of
+his hand, tastes it, makes a grimace indicative of pleasure, rubs
+down his stomach with feigned ecstasy, and exclaims, “Dieu merci,
+comme il est excellent!” “Eh bien, M. Ferdinand, vous ne savez plus
+plaire à notre gout; allez vous en, cherchez une chandelle et la clef
+de la cave, j’y descendrai choisir moi-même,” &c. &c. This always
+produced the desired effect--the comic expression of his countenance
+would give place to one of extreme anxiety. “Tenez, monsieur!--tenez!
+cela ne sera pas bon; la cave est si obscure, si humide. Ah, je ne
+le permettrai jamais. Si monsieur le trouve bon, je descendrai
+chercher d’autre vin, et peut-être je serais plus heureux.” Without
+waiting for a reply, he would brush off with the activity of a man
+twenty years younger. In due time, allowing for the supposed search,
+re-enter M. Ferdinand with a joyous countenance and bottle in hand,
+from which, the long cork duly extracted, he would deliberately
+fill a _large_ glass, look exultingly around, and, making a most
+profound bow (without, however, spilling one drop), drink “au
+bonheur de Monsieur le Commandant et des braves Anglais,” then
+triumphantly plant the bottle on the table with renewed assurances
+of the excellence of its contents, which we invariably found to be
+perfectly true. On the whole, however, as I before said, we were
+excellent friends, and Monsieur le Commandant a special favourite
+with honest Ferdinand, whose attentions were unremitting. It grieves
+me, certainly, leaving Colombes--but go I must.
+
+Yesterday Sir George Wood received despatches from Lord Mulgrave
+appointing Sir John May and Major William Lloyd to the two troops
+vacant by the deaths of Ramsay and Bean. This is a disappointment,
+for I had fully expected one of them; however, it is somewhat
+softened by the handsome manner in which his lordship directs that
+I be retained as a supernumerary captain of horse-artillery until a
+vacancy may occur, which it is known must be soon, for poor Lloyd
+is too severely wounded to survive. But the worst part of the story
+is, that my old troop, in which I have now been nine years, is to be
+taken from me and given to Major Wilmot, who has just arrived from
+England, and I am to go to D Troop, late Bean’s, now Lloyd’s, and no
+doubt soon to be mine. This morning Sir Augustus Frazer inspected
+G Troop, previously to my giving it up to Wilmot, in the field by
+the side of the road from Neuilly Bridge to L’Etoile. I took the
+opportunity of complaining that certain malicious reports had been
+circulated by persons unknown, to the injury of my character. These
+set forth that the great loss sustained by G Troop on the 18th
+arose from my culpable stupidity in having unnecessarily exposed my
+detachment, gun-horses, &c. Sir Augustus acknowledged having heard
+such a report, which he had taken every pains to contradict, and
+added, “I have told everybody that the imputation is false; and,
+moreover, that if blame attach to any one, it must be to myself
+and Major M’Donald, for I placed you in your position, and both of
+us visited you repeatedly during the action, and ought to have
+corrected anything that was wrong.” This has been some ill-natured,
+jealous person, who envies us the little credit we got on that
+occasion.
+
+After our inspection I sent Newland home with the troop, and
+accompanied Sir Augustus to La Chapelle under Montmartre, on the
+road to St Denis, where he inspected the D Troop, now commanded by
+Major D., previously to his giving it up to me to-morrow. It is a
+wretched troop, and very badly officered; the state of discipline
+such as I never thought could have existed in such a perfect service
+as the horse-artillery. Frazer flattered me by saying, in answer to
+my complaint, “Never mind; I am sure you will soon have it in a very
+different state.” I hope so. To-morrow, then, I depart hence--give
+up my elysium, and exchange one of the very finest troops in the
+service for the _very worst_. But I must try and bring down my
+journal, if possible, to the present day, so as to begin a new score
+at my new station, wherever that may be. The 13th was the wet day on
+which I last wrote, and then did not finish up to the date, I think
+the 12th. Hitchins and I breakfasted at seven, and set off together
+immediately after for Paris. The road thither, with the exception
+of the naked plain between this and Courbevoie, is most interesting.
+At the Place Louis Quinze we dismounted, and Milward brought the
+horses back, whilst we continued on towards the Louvre by the Rue
+de Rivoli, &c. The Louvre is now in all its glory--nothing has been
+touched, although restoration is talked of. The Place du Carrousel we
+found occupied by Prussian infantry in bivouac. Not far off, near the
+Boulevard de la Madelaine, are several large timber-yards. Blucher,
+less scrupulous than Wellington, has emptied the contents of one of
+these on the Place du Carrousel, where his people have constructed
+a little town of sheds or shanties with the planks. A singular
+spectacle is this bivouac. The sheds form regular streets parallel
+to the Grille; along the centre of these are lines of fires, with
+camp-kettles suspended over them, and soldiers in most slovenly (even
+beggarly) _déshabillé_ sitting round, peeling potatoes, turnips,
+onions, &c., or cutting up very carrion-like meat for their messes.
+A chain of sentries kept back the crowd, which was immense--all
+eager to see the warriors so often beaten by their own troops, now
+in their turn conquerors, and enjoying the fruits of their victory
+on the very ground where the mighty Emperor of the West had passed
+in review those _soi-disant_ invincible legions, and whence they had
+successively departed for Madrid, Vienna, Jena, and Moscow.
+
+Except a scowling ex-_militaire_ here and there, nothing could exceed
+the _bonhommie_ apparent in every countenance. Curiosity--pure
+curiosity--had drawn them thither, and their staring physiognomies
+did not betray an idea beyond the gratification of it. What a
+holiday for the Parisians this is, after all! The city seems in
+a continued state of festivity, and at the same time of fever.
+Amidst such a crowd and such excitement it was not possible to
+indulge reflections; yet, spite of these, a confused jumble of
+very curious ones flashed across my mind as, _en passant_, I
+contemplated this host of foreigners, domesticated, as it were, on
+the _sacred territory_; beyond them, and overtopping their temporary
+dwellings, the celebrated triumphal arch, surmounted by the four
+Venetian horses; and beyond these again, the immense façade (dark
+and gloomy) of the Tuileries, scene of such strange and startling
+events. Struggling through the crowd, our approach to the Gallery
+of the Louvre was announced by a host of boys and women, “A bill of
+the play, sir?” “Please to buy a bill of the play?” which was soon
+exchanged for “Catalogue du musée, monsieur? un franc, monsieur.”
+“Voulez-vous un catalogue du musée, monsieur?” &c. &c. These people
+are more persevering than our vendors of these articles; however,
+the purchase of one was a mouth-stopper, and we were then suffered
+to proceed unmolested to the great doors, where two servants, most
+respectably dressed in blue and silver, with white waistcoat and
+breeches, received us, and pointed out the way to the first _salon_.
+A perfect stream, almost all foreigners, was setting in, and the
+_salons_ were already pretty full, although so early in the day. I
+cannot set up for a connoisseur either in painting or sculpture,
+therefore have little to record of this celebrated collection beyond
+my unfeigned admiration of what I there saw. My emotions in each
+individual _rencontre_ with the different _chefs-d’œuvre_ here
+assembled might be a source of amusement to myself at some future
+period had I faithfully noted them down at the moment, but that was
+impossible in such a crowd; moreover, I had a companion, the most
+complete hindrance imaginable in my estimation to the enjoyment of
+anything admirable either in art or nature. Now they are nearly
+obliterated, and I can only say that I was delighted, though in some
+cases disappointed. This was particularly the case with the Venus de
+Medici. I scarcely know what I expected to see; but when a statue,
+patched and cracked, the marble discoloured and disfigured with
+greenish stains, such as one sees in our garden Neptunes, Tritons,
+&c., was pointed out by the number in our catalogue as the Venus, I
+could scarcely believe but that it must be a mistake. Such was the
+effect of the first _coup d’œil_. Upon a more attentive examination,
+however, I could not but admit the thing to be a most beautiful
+piece of workmanship as such; and the lady represented a very pretty
+woman, but I felt no raptures. The colossal group of the Laocoon,
+occupying, like an altar-piece, the whole extremity of the same
+apartment, hence called the Salle de Laocoon, had no charms for me.
+In the first place, I dislike colossal statues as much as I dislike
+allegorical paintings; both are a departure from nature, which I am
+not poetical enough to appreciate. Secondly, I hate such subjects--I
+hate a gratuitous contemplation of horrors and suffering--and to me
+there is something exquisitely disgusting in this subject. Thirdly,
+I dislike all attempts at representing violent action either in
+painting or sculpture, except for a momentary glance; they cannot
+deceive the senses--there is no illusion. Specimens of either should
+be subjects to dwell upon, to contemplate, to study. But who can
+dwell upon action that _stands still_? What can be more tiresome
+than the continually-uplifted arm of the Laocoon, or the immovable
+struggles of the two little (by comparison) men (for they are not
+boys), with formal curly wigs, on each side of him. In short, I
+hate this so far-famed group. Occupying the extremity of the next
+_salle_, is the Apollo. Here I was not disappointed. The action has
+just ceased--the figure is in a sufficient state of repose to keep up
+the illusion and bear continued looking at. And who could ever tire
+of this? Such grace and ease, such lightness and activity--activity
+written in broad characters upon a figure not in movement--such an
+elegant and perfect form, and such a divine head! How often I have
+returned to gaze upon this most perfect conception of the human
+mind--this most perfect execution of the human hand! How often have I
+turned into the _musée_, and, heedless of the Venus, the Laocoon, and
+all the other celebrated statues in my way, have passed along, seeing
+nothing and heeding nothing, until I stood once more before this most
+exquisite piece of statuary! In collections of this kind too many
+choice _morceaux_ in juxtaposition, or in immediate neighbourhood,
+injure each other--they distract the attention; and it is only after
+repeated visits that we become cool enough to attach ourselves to
+particular pieces. It was thus with me at my first visit both to
+these and the _galerie_; and I have felt the same effect in passing
+through a wild and picturesque country exhibiting beautiful features
+and pictures at every turn. I have been cloyed, even fatigued; and
+looked with pleasure on, and found relief in, a landscape of a tamer
+description.
+
+From the _salons_ we ascended to the Galerie du Louvre by a most
+superb staircase. English riflemen were posted, not only on the
+landing-place, but also distributed at intervals through the whole
+length of the gallery--whether to preserve order or the pictures, I
+know not; but I do know that the appearance of their green uniforms,
+as they stood leaning on their rifles all along this magnificent
+perspective, was another of those sights calculated to excite in our
+minds such strange tumultuous feelings. What must have been those
+of the Parisians, of whom a part of the immense crowd that thronged
+the _galerie_ and anteroom was composed? They apprehend that the
+spoliation will commence directly, and are therefore assiduous in
+their worship of those treasures about to quit them for ever, and
+with them, they think, their national glory. The only record I make
+of the _galerie_ is, that Poussin’s “Deluge” fascinated me. Never did
+I see a picture inspiring so much awe. Paul Potter’s “Bull” pleased
+me as an inimitable copy from nature, but as a picture it struck me
+as wanting in poetry. Some beggar-boy, by Murillo, perfectly ravished
+me, _malgré_ the disgusting subject: here was nature and the most
+delicious colouring imaginable.
+
+As both Hitchins and I proposed paying many more visits to the
+_musée_, we did little more than walk to the end of the _galerie_ and
+back, and then departed, crossed the Prussian bivouac, and wandered
+into the palace of the Tuileries. We went as we listed, no one
+offering us the slightest obstruction; and the sentinels (I think
+they were of the National Guard), although they did not salute us,
+yet drew up respectfully at their posts as we passed them. Ascending
+a magnificent staircase, we found our way into a large handsome
+saloon, over the fireplace in which was a very fine painting of a
+battle. I think this was the Salle des Maréchaux. There was not
+a living soul to answer our questions; but I have since learned
+that what I took for a painting was a piece of Gobelins tapestry.
+Unheeded, we rambled on from one large room to another; indeed we
+met but few anywhere, until at last we walked most unceremoniously
+into one where a number of servants in the royal livery were laying
+a dinner-table, which, to our astonishment, we found was for his
+Majesty. They hardly noticed us, and answered all our questions in a
+most good-natured but most respectful manner. There was a beautiful
+service of Worcester ware, and, for a private gentleman, a decent
+display of plate, but nothing more--so far all was respectable; but
+what a table-cloth! I doubt whether most of our gentry of even the
+second table wouldn’t turn up their insolent noses at such a one.
+Sure I am that no gentleman in England ever sits down to so coarse
+a thing. As dinner was just coming up, the butler (I suppose) very
+civilly begged us to retire, as his Majesty would be in immediately.
+We descended to the gardens. I had heard and read so much of the
+gardens of the Tuileries, that here I experienced a disappointment
+similar to that inflicted by the Champs Elysées. Nevertheless they
+certainly form a very agreeable promenade. That part immediately
+under the windows of the palace is laid out in parterres of
+flower-beds of different geometrical figure. I should say that the
+garden is a dead level.[15] Between the parterres are broad walks,
+well rolled and well swept. The further part is a grove, forming a
+cool and pleasant promenade or lounge, much taken advantage of by
+the Parisians, who may be seen lounging in one or two chairs, as may
+be, in all directions. These chairs are the property of individuals
+who bring them there, and make a livelihood by letting them out at
+two or three sous the chair. Similar accommodation, it appears,
+is to be found in every public place, even in the Boulevards. The
+ramparts (rather grandiloquent, when speaking of a mere terrace),
+which surround the garden on three sides, are planted also, and
+afford a most interesting promenade from the views they command;
+yet, strange to say, people appear to prefer the more confined
+one below. Although I do not like the formal laying out of these
+gardens, yet can I not but confess there is something very lordly
+(or kingly) in them. The broad, well-kept gravel-walks, the play
+of the fountains, the numerous orange-trees in boxes, which fill
+the air with their delicious but rather overpowering perfume, the
+multitude of statues, the view down the centre _allée_, which is
+prolonged into an immense perspective by being on the same line with
+that of the Champs Elysées, and on the other hand the ancient and
+venerable pile, with its numerous windows, long covered verandas,
+&c., overlooking the whole. The gaily-dressed crowd, too, by which
+the garden is almost always filled, gives it a holiday air very
+pleasing. Passing once more through the palace and traversing the
+Place du Carrousel, we soon reached the southern entrance of the
+Palais Royal. It was “change time,” and the place in front of the
+gate was filled with business-like people, exactly as in our Royal
+Exchange. What a strange propensity the French have for misnomers! On
+entering the so-called “_garden_”[16] of the Palais Royal, I was for
+the third time disappointed. Instead of a garden I found myself in an
+immense arid esplanade, surrounded (at least on three sides) by lofty
+uniform buildings, the façade of which was decorated by Corinthian
+pilasters, and surmounted by vases, &c. An arcade ran all round the
+base. The side by which we entered was disfigured by a shabby wooden
+erection, under which were numerous stalls of petty dealers in every
+sort of articles, but apparently all of inferior quality. Under
+the arcades were shops of a better description, intermingled with
+cafés, restaurants, &c., and here was certainly a splendid display of
+goods of the richest kind. Watch-makers exhibited the most elegant
+little toys, enriched with pearls and chased-work; jewellers the most
+splendid articles in precious stone, gold, silver, &c.; shops of
+_gourmandise_ (if I may be allowed the term)--everything that could
+stimulate or pamper the appetite. Many were entirely filled with
+knick-knackery, or articles of _vertu_; others with steel or cutlery;
+in others, again, were tastefully displayed the finest cashmere or
+merino shawls and _fichûs_ of the most brilliant colours. In short,
+I cannot remember the tenth part of the rich display under these
+arcades.
+
+In the esplanade were a few shabby trees, some benches, and piles
+of chairs. The crowd of loungers, &c. (for I presume most there
+were so), under the arcades, was very great, principally, I think,
+military. Prussian and Russian officers in blue or green uniforms,
+waists drawn in like a wasp’s, breasts sticking out like a pigeon’s;
+long sashes, with huge tassels of gold or silver, hanging half-way
+down their legs--pretty red and white boyish faces, with an enormous
+bush of hair over each ear; lancers in square-topped caps and waving
+plumes; hussars in various rich uniforms, one more remarkable,
+sky-blue, curiously laced with a sort of chain-lace, very ugly to
+my taste; Austrian officers in plain white uniforms, turned up
+with red--very neat, very soldier-like, very becoming, and the
+men who wore them more gentlemanly in their appearance than any
+of the others; English officers in all sorts of dresses, fancy,
+half-military, and quite so. To say that women abounded amongst
+these would be almost superfluous--some very handsome, some quite
+the contrary--all wearing looks of the boldest and most meretricious
+character. Boys, too, abounded, as in the Pays Bas, following
+and pestering you with their odious propositions. The cafés and
+restaurants were principally filled with officers smoking, drinking,
+playing chess, &c. &c. A few turns in the promenade, and then it
+was so late that we returned to the Place Louis Quinze, whence a
+cabriolet in due time brought us to our quiet peaceable village.
+
+The next day (13th), although it looked black and threatening, we
+went to Paris; but the rain set in so heavily that we returned
+forthwith, most completely drenched, to Colombes, having seen nothing.
+
+The 14th was fine again, and I resolved on an expedition to Malmaison
+and Versailles if possible. The road lay through Nanterre, on the
+_coteau_, but a little elevated above the meadows through which the
+Seine holds its course. The scenery, without being very striking,
+was very pleasing and pretty. On my right at some little distance
+ran the river, beyond which rose a ridge of vine-clad hills, a
+continuation of those behind Argenteuil; on the left, the vineyard,
+corn-fields, and rose-gardens terminated in a range of high ground,
+wooded, continuing from Mont Valerien towards Marly, where the
+water-works, projecting from the there steep acclivity, formed rather
+a picturesque object--following the windings of the Seine through
+a less interesting country (because all corn). In the distance one
+sees the chateau of St Germain, with its long white terrace, backed
+by the dark foliage of the park; beneath, the waters of the river
+glitter like silver in the bright light. Malmaison is on the higher
+ground; and on ascending to the park-gates, I was pleased to find
+two neat little lodges, and an entrance perfectly English, which was
+the style all around. The house had nothing extraordinary in its
+appearance, but the little lawn in front was redolent of the perfume
+of the orange-flower, numerous trees being ranged around all in full
+blossom. I found but few servants in the house; on asking to see
+which, a lady-like person was called, who acted as cicerone with the
+easy and graceful manner so characteristic of French women. Had it
+not been for the interest one attaches to whatever is connected with
+great or extraordinary people, the houses at Malmaison perhaps were
+not so much worth seeing as many houses even of our commoners. There
+was only one room remarkable for its fitting-up, and it was in other
+respects the most interesting. It was Josephine’s bedroom. A little
+scene took place here. My companion idolised her former mistress; the
+recollections of past times and of her beloved Empress, renewed by my
+questions, overpowered her. I believe she was sincere. The furniture
+of this room (which was, I think, an octagon) was certainly splendid.
+Scarlet cloth (very fine) with trimmings of broad gold-lace, and
+deep gold fringe of bullions. The bed-curtains and coverlet were of
+the same, and the walls were covered with it instead of paper, the
+gold-lace serving as a border to the panels, &c. I did not admire
+the taste of Josephine in this. Here it was she expired. Running at
+right angles to the front of the house is the _galerie_--a beautiful
+_salon_, full of exquisite morsels of sculpture, all modern, but in
+my estimation many of them rivalling the antique. Taking leave of
+my amiable conductress, I set off to pick my way without a guide
+through a woody, intricate, wild country, where the openings were
+of no extent, so that no view could be obtained. After riding up
+one avenue and down another for some time, I began to fancy I was
+lost, when suddenly riding out upon an open I saw several peasants,
+male and female, at work near a _bergerie_,[17] which occupied the
+centre of the place. I rode forward to inquire my way, when lo! down
+went hoes, and away went men, women, and dogs as fast as their legs
+could carry them into the neighbouring woods, leaving me as much at
+a loss to account for their fright, as to which of the many roads
+(_forest_) diverging hence I should take to extricate myself from my
+dilemma. As the English nowhere inspire terror, these people must
+have taken me for a Prussian hussar, from my pelisse and enormous
+mustache. As no information was to be procured, I had nothing left
+but to push on and take my chance. I had not ridden far when the
+ground began to descend (I had been travelling on an elevated
+plateau), the thickets and wood became thinner and more scattered,
+and below me I saw several farmhouses. From subsequent inspection
+of the map, this must have been La Selle de St Cloud. I rode up to
+the first substantial-looking house, tied my horse up in a shed,
+and without ceremony marched into the kitchen, where the mistress
+and her maids were busily employed in their household concerns. My
+entrance did not in the least disconcert them, or even occasion them
+any apparent surprise: they entered gaily into conversation without
+for a minute interrupting their work. No running away here. I was
+very hungry, but, _malgré_ the opulent appearance of the house, the
+good lady could give me nothing but bread (sour, as usual), some
+very fine cherries, and delicious milk. For this she would accept
+no remuneration, but her maids thankfully accepted the trifle I
+offered them for their trouble. I found that my deviation from the
+direct road to Versailles had not been great; and having received
+instructions for my future progress, and taken leave of my kind
+hostess, I once more plunged into a forest, from which, however,
+I soon emerged upon a cultivated country sprinkled with farms
+and villages, and very agreeably diversified with hill, dale, and
+woodland. At last the palace of Versailles, overtopping the trees and
+buildings in its neighbourhood, burst upon me with imposing grandeur,
+and I soon after entered the town.
+
+In front of the palace is a large, almost triangular, esplanade,
+narrowing from the palace until it terminates in the road to Paris.
+A clumsy thing enough, for when building the palace they might as
+well have laid out a handsome square in front of it. The place looked
+dull and lifeless, few people, except some Prussian soldiers, being
+visible. The number of hotels, taverns, &c. &c., announced it as
+the resort of strangers and idlers. The palace itself, from all its
+window-shutters being closed, looked as dismal as the rest. Having
+secured my horse, I sounded the bell at the palace-gate, which
+brought out the _Suisse_, who sounded another bell, which brought a
+most gentlemanly, but very melancholy-looking, young man in the royal
+livery, who, upon being informed of my wish to see the palace, made
+a very polite bow, and requested me to follow him. It were needless
+repeating the history he gave of each splendid apartment, and they
+appeared innumerable. Solitary and silent, an overpowering sensation
+of melancholy came over me in comparing their present deserted state
+with that which had for ever passed, and I no longer wondered at
+the pensive manner of my interesting young companion, though he was
+too young to have known Versailles in the days of its splendour. I
+believe, with the exception of ourselves and the _Suisse_, whom we
+had left at the gate, this immense fabric did not contain another
+living soul. So long did we continue wandering from room to room,
+that at last, on returning to the vestibule--no time was left to
+visit the _Trianon_ as I had intended, or even the gardens--all that
+I saw of them was from a terrace upon which we were admitted from
+one of the central _salons_--unless I remained all night. It became
+necessary to depart forthwith, or find my way in the dark back to
+Colombes.
+
+The great road to Paris is a superb avenue, but it was disfigured by
+dust, which, spite of yesterday’s rain, I found a real nuisance.
+
+Numerous were the villas along the road, but, like those in the
+neighbourhood of London, the shrubberies in which they were
+embowered, and everything about them, was grey and dingy with the
+dust with which they were powdered. A great part of this line seemed
+inhabited only by washerwomen. The foul linen of all Paris seemed
+assembled here. The abundance of fine water, perhaps, is the cause of
+this. Pity that some portion of it were not employed in making this
+otherwise beautiful ride somewhat more enjoyable. It was growing so
+late as I passed Sêvres, that I merely can say I saw the exterior
+of the celebrated manufactory of porcelain. A thick dark avenue of
+trees, turning to the left, here seemed to promise a short cut to St
+Cloud; so up it I turned, but had not proceeded far ere I stumbled on
+a guard of Prussian jägers in an old summer-house. The sentry stopped
+and ordered me back. The corporal coming out, and finding that I was
+an English officer, very civilly informed me that, as Prince Blucher
+had his headquarters in the palace of St Cloud, no one was allowed
+to cross the park. Back, then, I went, and descending to the Seine
+found a good road, by which, passing through St Cloud, Suresnes, &c.,
+I returned hither just as it got so dark that I was obliged to my
+horse for bringing me safe home. The latter part of my ride along the
+charming banks of the river, and in the cool of a fine evening, was
+truly delightful.
+
+_15th._--I went to Paris again, wandered about the streets without
+any fixed plan, and quite by accident stumbled upon the Hôtel Dieu.
+I like this random mode of proceeding much better than following any
+fixed plan of sight-seeing: it is more independent. I walked into the
+hospital and through its wards. Nothing could be cleaner or better
+arranged; but the whole place, especially about the main entrance,
+had such an overpowering smell, that I was glad to make my escape
+and find my way to the Cathedral of Nôtre Dame. There is something
+exceedingly impressive in the interior of a Gothic cathedral at any
+time. Mass was performing as I entered the church, the solemnity
+of which, from the little light and rather heavy style of the
+architecture, was increased by the fine bass voices of the canons who
+assisted in the service, every one in his stall. From Nôtre Dame,
+after taking an omelet in a neighbouring restaurant, I had a long
+stroll by the quays to the Invalides. The old soldiers lounging or
+walking about the approaches to this fine establishment, although
+perfectly respectful, I thought looked displeased at seeing me. There
+were even some who did not attempt to conceal looks and gestures
+of hatred and contempt. They are to be pitied more than blamed for
+this feeling, since these were the men who fought and _always_
+conquered in Italy and Germany. Notwithstanding their scowling
+looks, I could not help regarding these fine veterans with the most
+profound veneration. I found no difficulty, however, in procuring a
+cicerone to show the lions, and under his guidance walked through the
+halls, where the tables were already laid for dinner; through the
+dormitories, where the beds were all clean and neatly made up, and
+looking comfortable, &c. &c. In the officers’ dining-rooms the tables
+were also laid--round ones for four or six persons each--not as with
+us, all at one long table. A bottle of wine was here placed by the
+side of each man’s plate. Nothing could be more comfortable or more
+respectable. We then visited the church under the dome where are the
+tombs of Turenne and Vauban.[18] All this was not very amusing, but
+my guide, leading the way up several staircases, at last ushered me
+into a large but low room, immediately under the roof, filled with
+beautifully-finished models of almost all the frontier fortresses in
+France. Here I passed the remainder of the day most delightfully. The
+most interesting of these models were Chateau Trompette; Brest, with
+its harbours and the adjacent country for three or four miles round;
+Strasbourg and neighbourhood; but one of the most amusing was an
+exquisitely-finished model of the battle of Lodi, under a glass bell.
+A fine boy of about fifteen or sixteen, to whom my quondam guide had
+delivered me over on entering the model-room, excited my surprise,
+not only by the clearness with which he explained everything to me,
+but also by the shrewdness of his remarks, and the great knowledge
+he evinced of military affairs in general; quite an incipient
+Buonaparte, I should say--only Buonaparte was never half so handsome.
+I could have lingered for a week over these interesting models, but
+the diminution of light obliged me at last reluctantly to leave them.
+Whilst we were wandering from loft to loft, for there were several,
+we came accidentally into one where two or three Prussian officers
+were superintending the dismemberment and packing up of all such as
+had any relation to the possessions of their monarch; and my young
+companion told me he suspected they meant to take away Strasbourg,
+and that they had already packed up several which could not come
+under that denomination. The poor boy spoke very feelingly on the
+subject, and seemed heart-broken at losing his favourite models. I
+shall frequently visit the Invalides, unless the Prussians quite
+strip it of the models. It will be a delightful lounge, those lofts.
+
+Yesterday, being Sunday, our three troops assembled, under Major
+M’Donald, in the park, where Captain M’Donald’s troop is quartered,
+and had divine service. Passed the afternoon in riding about the
+neighbourhood, and the evening in the enjoyment of my beautiful
+terrace, &c. &c.
+
+To-morrow I go in search of my new troop, somewhere about St Denis.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+
+
+_Sunday, July 22d._--This is the first time I have been sufficiently
+settled and quiet to sit down to write since the evening of the
+17th, my last at Colombes--dear Colombes! The intervening space has
+not been passed in idleness. On the morning of the 18th I was fully
+occupied in giving over my troop and stores to Major Wilmot, who
+takes possession also of my charming apartment, and Mademoiselle
+Ernestine gets a new neighbour. After an earlier dinner than usual,
+Hitchins accompanied me to St Denis; my servants and horses started
+in the morning. At St Denis I could gain no immediate and distinct
+information. Some of Ross’s non-commissioned officers whom I met with
+said they thought the troop must have halted in Stain. I shuddered at
+the very name of the place; it was the worst I had anticipated. As
+Hitchins knew the desolation of Stain, and the utter impossibility
+of my giving him a bed, even if I could get one myself, he took his
+leave, and I proceeded thitherward alone. It was with a heavy heart
+that I traversed the once rich crops of grain, now trodden into mud
+by having been the bivouac of our troops, and still heavier that I
+rode through the dismal street of the ruined village. I soon met some
+of the gunners, who confirmed my worst fears--viz., that the troop
+actually was stationed here. The officers were living and messing
+in a house close to the church, and opposite the _grille_ of the
+great chateau; and thither I repaired, and found them accordingly
+sitting at their wine. My servants had been here some time, and
+had taken possession of the Petit chateau, already mentioned. The
+house I found my officers in belongs to the Sœurs de la Charité.
+I was sensibly struck on entering it at the contrast with my
+villa at Colombes; mean, gloomy, dirty, and scarce an article of
+furniture in it, and what there was, of the poorest description.
+To counterbalance all this, it is the only house in the place (at
+least so they thought then) that has any glass in the windows, and
+how it escaped is extraordinary. They were seated in a dismal room,
+very low, and having a very disagreeable odour, overpowering even
+that of the dinner, in which the flavour of onions predominated.
+After introducing myself, and drinking a glass or two of wine, as
+the daylight began to fail I set off to inspect my new quarters. The
+appearance of this in its best days would not have been pleasing
+after Colombes; but now, forlorn, deserted, plundered! The handsome
+furniture which had once adorned it, mutilated and torn to pieces,
+was yet fresh when last I saw it; the fragments retained their paint
+or gilding, the mahogany its varnish; the tatters of silk fringe and
+curtains, scattered over the lawns and walks, or hanging from the
+branches in the shrubberies, yet retained their colour in all its
+freshness: now, after having been drenched by rain, and bleached
+in the sun and wind, all remains of former beauty were gone--all
+associations with splendour and magnificence vanished; they conveyed
+to the mind no feeling but that of squalidness and wretchedness.
+Amidst all this I entered the house. There things looked even worse.
+The winds of heaven had freely coursed through the paneless windows,
+the rain had inundated the floors, decay had already commenced,
+and the place looked as if it had been years deserted. Chilly,
+comfortless, and wretched, the floors still covered with fragments of
+glass, which, crunching under one’s feet, added not a little to the
+misery of the scene, still further enhanced by a most gloomy evening,
+and the dismal sound of the wind through the branches foretelling a
+stormy night. At length, after wandering from room to room, always
+finding one worse than the last, the approaching darkness obliged
+me to decide quickly, so I pitched upon a large one, with a recess
+for a bed, where I could at least be at some distance from the
+windows. My men had already made themselves tolerably comfortable in
+the stable, and I now summoned all hands to make me so too. Brooms
+were speedily made by stripping the branches from some acacias or
+laburnums in the courtyard, and all the rubbish and broken glass
+swept out of the window; candles were procured from the mess, my bed
+made in the recess upon a bedstead, nearly sound--the place began to
+look a little better, and I a little more cheerful. Though not so
+luxuriously, yet I slept as soundly as ever at Colombes, _malgré_ the
+forlorn feeling that crept over me as I fell into unconsciousness at
+the idea of being the only person in the great rambling mansion, with
+doors and windows all open, and admittance free to whomsoever might
+come.
+
+My gloominess had construed the sighing of the wind among the foliage
+into a presage of rain and storm. Neither came; and the next morning
+I was awakened by the sun streaming full in my face, the carol of
+birds innumerable, and the soft, balmy, yet fresh air of a most
+lovely morning. As our mess-breakfast was not very early, I jumped up
+determined on a thorough examination of the whole village, in hopes
+of finding something better than the Petit chateau. After looking
+into several, all equally miserable, I found the one where I ought
+to have begun, the only one habitable. It was only across the road,
+shut in by high walls, overtopped by acacias. This house had escaped
+the observation of others as it had mine; and, strange to say, had
+scarcely been visited by the spoiler. All the windows were perfect,
+and the only injury visible on the premises was the breaking to
+pieces of a number of paltry plaster Cupidons and their pedestals,
+that had erst disfigured the garden. I took possession immediately,
+and here I sit in my cabinet about to give a description of it. The
+house is tall and narrow--four storeys counting the ground-floor
+to the front, and three towards the garden, which is higher than
+the court. The ground-floor consists of stables, wood-houses, &c.,
+opening on this court, which is planted with acacias and shut in
+from the village by a high wall with great close gates. On the
+next (or garden ground-floor), is the only decent-sized room in the
+whole house: all the rest are divided into those useless little
+cabinets of which the French seem so fond, many of them with glass
+doors. All the rooms have the abominable brick or tile floors so
+common here: however, all the windows are sound, which is the grand
+object. I have chosen the floor above the garden--that is, third
+from the court--where I have a narrow slip, with glass door at one
+end and window at the other, the view from which certainly does not
+rival that at Colombes, for it is bounded by the four high walls
+of my garden; another piece, with a recess in it, serves me for
+a bedroom, and into these two I have collected all the furniture
+remaining in the house, which is but little, and that of the meanest
+description--a few clumsy, old-fashioned chairs, and a table or
+two. One of the former is a curious article: the seat lifts up, and
+behold a _bidet_; the top of the thick back has two or three little
+boxes in it for holding soap or what not. My three domestics occupy
+the floor below me, and are next the animals. The garden, which
+rises in a gentle slope from the house, is a long narrow strip,
+neatly laid out and abundantly stocked with flowers, vegetables,
+and fine fruit--particularly grapes, plums, and peaches, &c. The
+whole is the property of two old maids, Les Demoiselles Delcambre,
+Marchandes des Modes, who, on the approach of the Allies, removed all
+the furniture worth removal, and left the place in charge of an old
+Flemish servant--a virgin, like themselves. Mademoiselle Rose, as
+she is called in the village (and I should have mentioned that most,
+if not all, the peasantry have returned, and that only the chateaux
+and country seats of the citizens remain unoccupied)--Mademoiselle
+Rose is a character. Strong in the confidence of her want of charms,
+she is said to have remained faithful to her charge,[19] even when
+the Prussians entered and plundered the village, and thereby, the
+villagers assure me, saved her mistress’s property when all else
+was destroyed. A short, squat figure, clad in coarse black frieze,
+a face of the ugliest, set off by a pair of black mustaches fit for
+a hussar, which gives her a fierce and masculine aspect, like the
+dragon of the Hesperides, for she performs the part of watching
+the fruit most unremittingly. The moment I enter the garden she
+skulks after me; and on looking about I am sure to detect her ugly
+phiz watching my movements from behind some bush, not presuming,
+however, to interfere. More than once I have noticed the sudden
+disappearance of fruit from some particular tree; and William tells
+me that Mademoiselle Rose strips the trees at night and sends the
+fruit to Paris. I should suspect my own people, only that they would
+not take it in such quantities. This, however, is not of any great
+consequence, since we have several other well-stocked gardens in the
+village from whence to help ones self without trespassing on those
+attached to the officers’ houses, which are, of course, considered
+as private property. There are, _par exemple_, the chateau belonging
+to Jerome Buonaparte; the Petit chateau to M. Domer, who, I believe,
+is something in the Admiralty; another large handsome chateau, with
+very extensive, well-kept gardens, to Admiral le Comte Rosilly; a
+very pretty villa, garden, &c., the property of some rich shopkeeper;
+and several little boxes of minor importance. The village itself
+may be said to consist of two streets, short, and neither of them
+continuous. It is situated on a dead flat, consequently has no other
+beauty to boast of than what it derives from the foliage of the trees
+in the grounds of the chateaux, &c. The fields about it are corn and
+vines--principally the latter, I think.
+
+It was at first certainly rather a nuisance changing from
+Colombes, though I have already got pretty well accustomed to
+the new situation. The difference was not only in the style of
+my lodging, beauty of the surrounding country, &c. &c., but also
+most particularly in our living. Instead of the comfortable,
+well-served table, and excellent wine of M. Ferdinand, and the new
+milk, nice fresh butter, and new-laid eggs--produce of my dairy
+and poultry-yard--here we daily sit down to miserably-cooked soup
+and _bouilli_, made of ration-beef, and a bad steak of the same,
+served in ill-cleaned tin (canteen) dishes. Vegetables, to be sure,
+we have in abundance. Then for wine, we have some very poor stuff,
+which Ambrose (my surgeon) bought somewhere in Paris, and, from not
+understanding French, got cheated. At home here I have managed to
+get up a breakfast, though a poor one; the bread is so abominably
+sour, and the butter so cheesy. Nor have I been able to dispose of
+my time in the same agreeable manner as at Colombes; for between the
+constant attention my wretched troop requires, and the plague of
+the villagers, I have but little left for amusement. The former of
+these, the troop, I have quieted a little, by giving one of them a
+severe flogging; but its disorganised state may be guessed at, when
+it is known that the payment (contrary to our regulations) is in the
+hands of the sergeant-major, and that my predecessor, poor Bean, died
+in debt to this man at least £300. Of course everything was winked at.
+
+The villagers (unlike those of Colombes, who have never been
+disturbed), after being scared from their dwellings by our advance,
+have returned to them, only to find everything ruined and destroyed.
+Of course they are not in charity with us, and full of complaining.
+This is all brought to me by the Maire, who pays me a regular visit
+every morning, and frequently in the evening also, waylaying me,
+besides, whenever I go from home. The Duke’s system of discipline is
+well known, and these people seem disposed to take every advantage
+of it, fair and unfair. One complains of our occupying his house
+and stables, another of his field being mowed, another of something
+else, and so on. It is inconceivable that a conquered people, and a
+people whose armies have shown no forbearance in foreign countries,
+should thus dare lift up their voice and complain that the conqueror
+disturbs them, and puts them to some inconvenience. So it is! If
+I attended to one half the complaints brought before me, we should
+soon be turned out of the place altogether. The very morning after
+my arrival, M. Bonnemain (Maire, &c.) called, and was introduced--a
+dry, thin, old man, rather above the middle height, in a suit of
+rusty-brown clothes, snuff-box in one hand eternally, and the other
+gesticulating in aid of his drawling voice and interminable oratory.
+After the introductory bow, he commenced by welcoming me to Stain,
+eulogised the village and villagers, expressed his satisfaction at
+my appointment, having already heard of my high character as an
+officer; under the command _d’un tel_ Monsieur, everything must go
+on in the happiest manner possible. Then followed butter, thickly
+laid on, after which he cautiously and dexterously introduced his
+business, no doubt guessing that, having placed me on so elevated a
+pinnacle, I should be more cautious of a fall. “Mais, Monsieur le
+Commandant,” he continued, “nous sommes des pauvres malheureux, pour
+nous tout est perdu--tout abimé, &c.;” and so he went on expressing
+his confidence in the justice of M. le Commandant, and that he
+would not oppress the poor. Then followed a long--very long--story
+about a worthy industrious man, with a large family, whose house
+was occupied by our men, and stables by our horses, and a request
+that I might have the goodness to relieve this unfortunate family
+from so oppressive a burden. He had not reckoned without his host:
+Monsieur le Commandant swallowed some, at least, of the dose; was
+softened; the quartermaster is called, and orders given that the
+detachment should be removed from the farm in question. Monsieur le
+Maire is still more profuse in bows and compliments, amidst which
+he retired, to my great satisfaction, for I was tired of him. The
+next day Monsieur le Maire again appeared, and in similar manner
+pleaded the cause of another excellent _malheureux_, whose crop
+of oats our people were cutting. Again he was successful; but as
+Monsieur le Commissary-General had begged us to supply ourselves
+in this manner from the fields, I requested Monsieur le Maire to
+point out how we might do so with the least possible injury to
+the inhabitants. He did so, and I gave the necessary orders for
+confining our foraging parties to the fields indicated, and to avoid
+unnecessary waste. Again Monsieur Bonnemain is announced; but this
+time he came accompanied by a genteel but rather important-looking
+personage, just arrived in a handsome cabriolet, whom Monsieur le
+Maire introduces as the postmaster of St Denis. They are somebody
+these postmasters. An exordium of a most complimentary character
+ushered in, as usual, a complaint, or rather a protest, against
+our cutting this gentleman’s oats. Monsieur le Maître des Postes
+condescended (and he made the condescension evident) to inform me
+that he farmed the land in question at an exorbitant rent; that the
+produce was absolutely requisite to enable him to fulfil his contract
+with Government; that he should suffer much inconvenience from our
+depredations; and that, the public business of the Government being
+thus obstructed (with a most ominous shrug and extension of both
+hands), it was impossible to answer for the consequences. Hereupon
+the great man, with an air of perfect indifference, turned his back
+on me, and began asking trifling questions of some villagers who had
+flocked in to witness the negotiation. My answer was very brief:
+“Monsieur le Maire had himself designated the fields we were to cut.”
+(Here a most portentous glance was shot by Monsieur le Maître at
+Monsieur le Maire.) “That if the public suffered in the business of
+posting, it was of infinitely less consequence than that any part
+of the British army should become inefficient for want of forage.
+As, in the present case, somebody must suffer, it were better that
+the burden should fall on those best able to afford it.” Monsieur
+le Maître then shifted his ground somewhat, complaining of the
+waste committed by our foragers, who, he said, trampled down more
+than they cut. I promised this, if found to be the case, should be
+remedied, for our own sakes; and, at his request, that one particular
+non-commissioned officer should superintend the foraging. Monsieur,
+finding he could get no more, bade me adieu with more politeness
+than he had condescended to use on our first meeting, mounted his
+cabriolet amidst bows of the assembled peasantry, and drove off. This
+fellow’s opposition has not been without consequences. My villagers
+have become more bold, and even begin to draw up petitions to the
+Duke. Some of these have already been sent to me, with an intimation
+that I must not oppress the inhabitants unless it be unavoidable.
+This happens to be the case--therefore I have taken no notice of them.
+
+_July 25th._--Yesterday our army (British only) was reviewed by their
+Imperial and Royal Majesties. I marched early, as the line was to
+be formed by 9 o’clock. After passing through St Denis, we took the
+great road to the right by St Ouen, and came on the Neuilly road
+just above the village, where we formed, being on the left of the
+whole, except the 18-pounder brigades. Ross and Bull’s troops were
+on my right. We had a long and tedious wait; and as the day was very
+hot, it was no small treat to discover that an apothecary hard by had
+some excellent raspberry vinegar, which, I think, we exhausted. At
+length the approach of the sovereigns was announced, and they came
+preceded and followed by a most numerous and brilliant _cortège_,
+in which figured, perhaps, some of almost every arm of every army
+in Europe. It was a splendid and most interesting sight. First came
+the Emperor Alexander and the King of Prussia, in their respective
+green and blue uniforms, riding together--the former, as usual, all
+smiles; the latter taciturn and melancholy. A little in their rear
+followed the Austrian Emperor, in a white uniform, turned up with
+red, but quite plain--a thin, dried-up, thread-paper of a man, not of
+the most distinguished bearing; his lean brown visage, however, bore
+an expression of kindness and _bonhommie_, which folk say his true
+character in no way belies. They passed along, scanning our people
+with evident interest and curiosity; and in passing me (as they did
+to every commanding officer), pulled off their hats, and saluted me
+with most gracious smiles. I wonder if they do the same to their
+own. Until yesterday I had not seen any British infantry under arms
+since the evening the troops from America arrived at Garges, and, in
+the mean time, have constantly seen corps of foreign infantry. These
+are all uncommonly well dressed in new clothes, smartly made, setting
+the men off to the greatest advantage--add to which their _coiffure_
+of high broad-topped shakos, or enormous caps of bear-skin. Our
+infantry--indeed, our whole army--appeared at the review in the same
+clothes in which they had marched, slept, and fought for months. The
+colour had faded to a dusky brick-dust hue; their coats, originally
+not very smartly made, had acquired by constant wearing that loose
+easy set so characteristic of old clothes, comfortable to the wearer,
+but not calculated to add grace to his appearance. _Pour surcroit
+de laideur_, their cap is perhaps the meanest, ugliest thing ever
+invented. From all these causes it arose that our infantry appeared
+to the utmost disadvantage--dirty, shabby, mean, and very small.
+Some such impression was, I fear, made on the sovereigns, for a
+report has reached us this morning, that they remarked to the Duke
+what very small men the English were. “Ay,” replied our noble chief,
+“they are small; but your Majesties will find none who fight so
+well.” I wonder if this is true. However small our men and mean
+their appearance, yet it was evident that they were objects of
+intense interest, from the immense time and close scrutiny of the
+inspection. At length they finished, and, taking their stand in the
+Place Louis Quinze, we marched past in column of division. The crowd
+assembled to witness this exceeded anything I had ever before seen.
+Not only were the people packed as thick as they could stand in the
+area itself, but the buildings of the Garde Meuble, the ramparts of
+the Tuileries, even the roof of the Hotel Bourbon over the river,
+were all crowded--windows, roofs, and every cornice that could hold
+human beings. After passing, we took our route along the Rue Royale,
+Boulevard and Rue Poissonnière, starting off at a good trot, and got
+home about 6 o’clock. In St Denis I met Captain Gaffon and the little
+doctor of the Brunswick Hussars, neither of whom I had seen since we
+were in barracks together at Woodbridge. The meeting really seemed
+to please them, as they had heard I was killed at Waterloo. It seems
+somebody is determined I did or ought to have died. One of our people
+told me the other day, that the day after the battle a staff-officer
+had shown him my name in a list as dangerously wounded. And during
+the retreat of the 17th, whilst I was with the cavalry at Jemappes,
+one of the Blues who overtook my troop on the road told them that
+I was killed, for he had himself seen me cut down by a French
+dragoon--_Cependant me voici!_
+
+_July 30th._--More trouble, more complaints. Another memorial to the
+Duke from my subjects, complaining of cutting their oats. This I have
+very easily disposed of; but lo! here is a more formidable adversary
+to deal with--no less than M. le Marquis de Livry, _rentier_ or
+_propriétaire_ of the gambling _salons_ in the Palais Royal, and, as
+such, a man of immense influence. He has property in this commune,
+and a _bergerie_ in the village, where he keeps a flock of merinos.
+The sheep being absent when the troop arrived, the _bergerie_ was
+converted into a stable; but having lately returned, under their
+shepherd, part of the building has been appropriated to their use.
+The shepherd, a perfect Sancho Panza in person, not content with
+this, has ever since been intriguing to obtain entire possession.
+I have been fairly pestered to death about this _bergerie_. Almost
+daily M. le Maire and M. le Berger and M. le Marquis de Livry make
+their appearance at my quarters, or intercept me in the street to
+tell me the same story over again, and to get the same answer.
+Finding his perseverance useless, M. le Berger (no doubt assisted by
+M. le Maire) draws up a very moving petition to the Duke, which M.
+de Livry takes care shall be presented under proper auspices, and
+behold the consequence: A positive order from his Grace to evacuate
+forthwith the premises of the Marquis de Livry, and _to put up our
+horses elsewhere in the best manner we can; that is, respect the
+rich man’s property and oppress doubly the poor_--for we must divide
+the forty horses hitherto stabled in the _bergerie_ among the poor
+villagers, who already have more than is good for them. The Duke
+of Wellington’s ideas of discipline, &c., are rigid--his mode of
+administering it summary; but he is frequently led into acts of the
+grossest injustice. A notorious instance of this I am now suffering
+under, and one that makes the _bergerie_ business a mere flea-bite.
+Only a few days ago, whilst sitting after dinner at our little mess,
+an officer of the mounted staff corps (_gendarmerie Anglaise_) was
+announced. He regretted being the bearer of disagreeable orders, &c.
+&c., but Colonel Scovell, commandant of the mounted staff corps,
+had directed him to show me the paper, which he produced, and to
+inform me that his Grace had ordered it should be immediately
+complied with. Further, that the Duke was excessively angry, and had
+expressed himself very harshly on the subject; therefore Colonel
+Scovell recommended me to make no remonstrance, as he could not
+foresee what might be the consequence. The paper was a petition from
+a certain M. Fauigny (an Italian), setting forth, I think, that he is
+proprietor of the Grand chateau which has been miserably plundered;
+but more particularly that the English troops now quartered in
+the village have stripped the lead off the roofs, from the baths,
+water-pipes, &c. &c., and sold it. This is, as nearly as I remember,
+the petition. A note written with a pencil by the Duke himself on the
+margin was too brief and pithy not to be remembered, and here it is,
+_verbatim_: “Colonel Scovell will find out whose troop this is, and
+they shall pay.--W.” I was thunderstruck at the complaint and the
+decision--the one so unfounded, the other so cruelly unjust. I signed
+an acknowledgment of having seen the order; and the officer took his
+leave, recommending me to try and compromise with M. Fauigny, who
+stated the damage at about 7000 or 8000 francs. Upon inquiry of M.
+Bonnemain, he asserts that this M. Fauigny is the agent of Jerome
+Buonaparte, to whom the chateau actually belongs, as we were told by
+the Prussians who plundered it.
+
+The next morning I had just ordered my horse, and was about to set
+off for Paris, when William announced a gentleman who wished to see
+me; and a rather genteel-looking man sailed into my little parlour
+with an air of _nonchalance_ and easy familiarity quite amusing.
+My friend seated himself with the utmost coolness, and drawing out
+his snuffy pocket-handkerchief, displaying it--whilst he spat all
+about the floor, to my utter disgust, for I had been in the act of
+finishing my breakfast--informed me with a slight inclination that he
+was M. Fauigny, and had called to know when it would be convenient
+to settle this _leaden accompt_. Finding him already acquainted with
+the Duke’s order, I was obliged to make the best of it and put him
+off with excuses, which he did not seem to relish, having evidently
+counted on touching the cash forthwith. However, the man behaved
+like a gentleman, kept his disappointment to himself, and turning
+the conversation on general subjects, proved himself a man of very
+general information and a most agreeable companion. Although he would
+not partake of my breakfast, he paid a very long visit; and the
+moment he was gone, I set off also for Paris, and went straight to
+Sir George Wood’s quarters in the Rue de Richelieu. From Sir George
+I learned that the affair was much more serious than I had imagined.
+The Duke is furious about it, and Sir George says my only chance
+is by evading payment as long as I can, in hopes some favourable
+opportunity may offer of inducing the Duke to think more leniently
+on the subject; in the mean time, to make every inquiry into the
+truth of the statement. Accordingly, we have been at work, and the
+result is a discovery that M. Fauigny is a villain--has made a false
+statement to the Duke in hopes of gaining payment from us for what
+has been actually done by others, but from whom he knew nothing
+could be recovered. The villagers themselves have informed me how
+the thing happened, and have denounced one of their own body as the
+robber, for the lead has in reality been stolen, as set forth in the
+petition, only not by us.[20] M. Plé is _couvreur_ by trade, and did
+precisely the same thing last year when the village was occupied by
+a Russian corps, against which a charge similar to the one against
+us was brought, but not with the same success. Their General did not
+condemn his people unheard like the Duke of Wellington. However,
+having gained this piece of intelligence, I set off to St Denis,
+and stated the whole affair to the chief of the police, who smiled,
+and anticipated me by himself mentioning M. Plé as a culprit and
+an old acquaintance, adding that he would lose no time in sifting
+the business thoroughly. A _procès verbal_ was drawn up, and I took
+my departure, well pleased with the politeness and urbanity of the
+French civil authorities.
+
+Two _gens-d’armes_ were despatched to arrest M. Plé and search his
+premises. A day or two afterwards, I received a note requesting my
+attendance at the police the next morning at eleven o’clock. Thither
+I went, and was met at the door by M. le Chef, who addressed me with
+a smile and an assurance that the lead was secured. Accordingly in
+the office stood M. Plé between two sentinels, and on the floor lay
+several enormous rolls of lead. This was only a part of the plunder,
+the rest having already been sold. In short, with admirable dexterity
+and perseverance, they followed up the business, and finally
+ascertained beyond a doubt that M. Plé was the thief, both now and
+last year; but although there is some suspicion of collusion between
+him and M. Fauigny, nothing has been brought out that throws any
+light on it. I don’t think he seems known to our villagers, as one
+would suppose the agent ought to be. M. Plé is lodged in some prison
+in Paris, but I have no idea what eventually will become of him.
+The exposure of the affair has not in the least altered my position
+with the Duke of Wellington, for none dare tell him the story; and
+even Sir Edward Barnes, who kindly undertook it, met with a most
+ungracious rebuff, as he himself told Sir G. Wood. Meanwhile M.
+Fauigny continues to pay me an occasional visit. Sometimes I see the
+scoundrel _par nécessité_, but always keep out of his way if I can.
+Knowing, as he does, the Duke’s humour, he continues dunning me with
+most unblushing effrontery for payment.
+
+Were it not for these complaints, and most particularly this horrible
+affair of the lead, I could be happy enough here. I am getting quite
+reconciled to my house and to the village, and getting acquainted
+with the people, who have pretty well put things to rights again. Old
+Bonnemain I find quite manageable and very useful. Another ally has
+turned up in the person of the _garde champêtre_, who has at last
+ventured back and resumed the insignia of office. A very different
+character this from Petit Jean of Strytem; fat, pursy, stupid,
+dressed in shabby plain clothes, with a broad embroidered belt over
+his shoulder, altogether looking like a rat-catcher, for which I at
+first mistook him.
+
+Moreover, to be completely on a peace-establishment, our village
+church has been reopened, and mass is now regularly celebrated
+there. The curé fled with the rest at our approach; but, unlike
+them, has never returned to his lair, and for some time the church
+remained closed. The other morning, shaving with the windows open
+towards the garden, I was astonished at hearing a most stentorian
+voice chanting in the church, which is not far from my garden-wall;
+and as nothing does or ought to take place without my knowledge,
+William was forthwith despatched to ascertain what was going on.
+In a few minutes he returned accompanied by M. Bonnemain, who,
+with his usual profusion of bows, commenced a most humble apology
+for the step he had taken without first obtaining my permission,
+which, however, he trusted would not on that account be withheld.
+He had sent to Pierrefitte (a neighbouring village) and engaged M.
+le Curé, a most worthy and exemplary man, to come over and “faire
+la messe;” and further, provided it met the approbation of M. le
+Commandant, and was no disturbance to him, he had engaged M. le Curé
+to come over every morning. So we have had mass ever since, and my
+morning shave is regularly accompanied by the bass, nasal chant of
+M. le Curé performing _l’office_ to about a dozen old women; for,
+sometimes when I have been earlier and gone in, I have never found
+any other congregation. Yesterday (Sunday) it was more numerous, for
+then the girls go; but I am uncharitable enough to believe only to
+exhibit their finery. Even on that day very few men attended; indeed,
+throughout, since we entered France, we have found religion at a very
+low ebb: the churches always thinly attended, and principally by
+women; the Sabbath observed, if at all, only as a holiday, apparently
+totally unconnected with any religious idea; shops everywhere open;
+and agricultural labours, as well as every other kind, going on as
+usual, unless people choose to rest and make a holiday of it.
+
+In looking back at this journal (if so we may term what is written
+by fits and starts, as an otherwise idle day occurs), I find omitted
+altogether the review of the Prussian army, which took place some
+days ago in the Place Louis Quinze as usual, only in this case
+the line was formed along the Boulevard, and the column entered
+the place by the Rue Royale. I have neglected this so long, that
+I remember few particulars of the review. The troops looked well,
+their equipment appeared good, the men young, active, and well
+drilled, countenances full of animation, and apparently proud of
+being soldiers; cavalry well mounted, and the cuirassiers wore black
+cuirasses, instead of polished ones like the French. The crowd was as
+great as when we were reviewed, and the ground was kept by a parcel
+of wild-looking Cossacks in blue frocks and very shabby-looking
+horses and appointments--_voilà tout!_ But there was one occurrence
+at that review that I shall never forget. The Cossacks were under an
+old chieftain, evidently of high rank, whom I understood to be no
+less a person than their Hettman Platov, besides whom several Russian
+general officers rode about giving directions to the Cossacks.
+
+It was with some difficulty that I made my way through the crowd and
+gained a front place, not far from the _debouchement_ of the Rue
+Royale. The only military man near me was a proud-looking Russian
+officer, who, from his large epaulettes and numerous decorations,
+I took to be a man of some consequence, and, from the sidelong
+glances at my plain and rather shabby pelisse, somewhat annoyed at
+my near neighbourhood. We were, however, knee to knee, and, _bongré
+malgré_, destined to keep company, for the throng was too dense
+to admit of changing place; and so, as it fluctuated backward and
+forward, we were forced to advance or retire like files of the same
+squadron. The Cossacks were very actively employed with their long
+lances keeping us all back, but still the crowd continually pushed us
+forward until we were sometimes almost in the ranks of the advancing
+column. At length, tired of his ineffectual attempts at restraining
+us within bounds, the Cossack who was our immediate sentry made an
+angry complaint to one of the general officers, and, from pointing
+our way, evidently particularised me and my neighbour. The general,
+flying into a passion, first looked thunder and lightning at us, and
+then, cane in air, rushed to the charge. It will readily be imagined
+that the ferocious gestures meant to drive us from the field only
+roused my John Bullism, and caused me to assume an air of defiance.
+Not so my superb neighbour; on him it had full effect. He looked
+intimidated, reined back his horse, and, turning, endeavoured to
+push through the crowd and make his escape, leaving me to bear the
+brunt of the attack. The general, however, knew his game; so, passing
+me with a scowl which I smiled at, and a grumble which I did not
+understand, he pursued my friend with uplifted cane, which every
+moment I expected to see descend on his back. The scene was the most
+degrading I had ever witnessed--an officer in full uniform, his
+breast covered with decorations, actually bending low on his horse’s
+neck and making a back to receive a caning, whilst with upturned
+face his looks seemed abjectly craving mercy. I wonder what the
+French thought of it. I blushed for the cloth, and most sincerely
+congratulated myself on being an Englishman. The chase continued
+until the discomfited hero was fairly driven from the field, when
+his bully returned fuming and chafing and looking very fierce, and
+apparently very much vexed at the insolent indifference with which I
+purposely surveyed him.
+
+Being on the subject of reviews, I may as well note here one that
+took place yesterday, which I have just heard of, but did not see. It
+seems that we have been the _rara aves_ of the day ever since our
+review. The rapidity of our movements, close-wheeling, perfection
+of our equipment, &c. &c., excited universal astonishment and
+admiration. The consequence of this was an application to the Duke
+for a closer inspection, which he most magnanimously granted, and
+ordered Ross’s troop out for that purpose. They paraded in the fields
+near Clichy. The reviewers, I understand, were _maréchaux de France_;
+but there was also a great concourse of officers of all nations.
+After the manœuvres the troop was dismounted, and a most deliberate
+inspection of ammunition, and even of the men’s kits, appointments,
+shoeing, construction of carriages, &c. &c., took place. I believe
+they were equally astonished and pleased with what they saw, and, as
+there were several among them taking notes, have no doubt that we
+shall soon see improvements introduced into the Continental artillery.
+
+Paris, and the country for leagues round, form one immense garrison.
+The Prussians have their headquarters at St Cloud, where Prince
+Blucher occupies the palace. Their army occupies all the country
+west of Paris--Versailles, Sêvres, Bellevue, &c., and round to the
+southward as far as Charenton. In Paris they occupy the arsenal,
+and at first had a bivouac of infantry in the Place du Carrousel,
+and of light cavalry in the Champs Elysées, both of which have since
+been withdrawn and sent somewhere into quarters. They also had
+infantry in bivouac in the Jardin du Luxembourg, Place Royale. I do
+not know whether they are withdrawn yet or not. Our headquarters
+are at the Elysée Bourbon; and our cantonments, commencing at
+Suresnes, extend along both banks of the Seine to Argenteuil and St
+Germain en Laye, all round the north side of Paris to the heights of
+Belleville. The greater part of our cavalry is, I believe, on the
+left bank of the Seine. The Life Guards, Blues, &c., are at Nanterre,
+Rueil, &c.; hussars at Suresnes, Puteaux, &c., and Gardiner’s (Sir
+Robert) troop of horse-artillery. This last is, I think, quartered
+on the Duc de Feltre (Clerk). The 12th, and another light dragoon
+regiment, at Courbevoie, in the fine barracks. Infantry at Anières,
+Villeneuve, and Genevilliers. Colombes--my old troop, Bull’s,
+and M’Donald’s. Bezons--the rocket-troop. Neuilly--two troops of
+Hanoverian horse-artillery. St Ouen--Brunswick cavalry and infantry;
+some in the village, some in bivouac. Epinay--pontoon-train.
+Pierrefitte--waggon-train. St Denis--commissariat magazines, &c.,
+two regiments of English infantry (64th one of them), a brigade
+of 18-pounders, and Sir H. Ross’s troop[21] of horse-artillery.
+Malmaison--cavalry headquarters. I think there are cavalry at Marly,
+St Germain en Laye, &c. &c. Stain--my troop;[21] communication kept
+open by the bridge of Neuilly, and pontoon-bridges at Argenteuil
+and Anières. Clichy, Courcelles, and Villiers--the fifth division,
+partly in camp, partly in quarters. Bois de Boulogne--infantry,
+encamped. Passy--English artillery. Rue Poissonnière--a regiment of
+English infantry in the barrack. La Chapelle--Hanoverian dragoons
+and a brigade of 18-pounders. Montmartre--English infantry.
+Clignancour--21st Regiment of do. Faubourg de Montmartre--English
+infantry. Faubourg de Clichy--Rifles. Chaussée d’Antin--Foot Guards.
+Vertus, or Aubervilliers--English infantry and Major Morrison’s
+9-pounder brigade. Gonesse--English infantry and artillery.
+Chenevrière--do. do. do. Luzarches, and along the line of road to
+Chantilly--Belgic contingent. Dugny--Staff corps. Garges, Arnouville,
+&c.--Nassau troops. Headquarters of our artillery, Rue de Richelieu.
+Belleville and the neighbourhood is occupied by Russian infantry.
+Abattoirs de Montmartre (the barrack at)--a regiment of cuirassiers,
+in white, with black cuirasses; I think they are Russian--not sure.
+Faubourg St Denis--Austrian or Hungarian infantry. The Emperor of
+Austria lives on the Boulevard (I think des Italiens). The Emperor of
+Russia and King of Prussia I know not where; but the Hetman Platoff
+(as well as our Colonel Sir A. Fraser) lives at the Hotel du Nord,
+Rue de Richelieu, where his guard of wild-looking Cossacks, with
+their little shabby horses picketed in the court, furnish gape-seed
+for the _badauds_, a crowd of whom are continually at the gate. It
+is a singular spectacle to see the public places in town all doubly
+guarded--a French and an English or Prussian sentry. When I ride into
+Paris by the Barrière de Clichy, as I generally do (that way being
+so much pleasanter than passing through La Chapelle and Faubourg St
+Denis), I am at once amused and interested at seeing the two sentries
+soberly pacing backward and forward, opposite each other, one on each
+side of the street. As I draw near they simultaneously front and
+pay the usual compliment (there is something piquant in receiving
+a salute from a French soldier), each after his own fashion. There
+they stand; on the one side a tall handsome fellow, with a fair
+face and prim shopkeeper-like air, with his high fur cap and trim
+uniform, almost speck and span new; the other, a shorter but more
+sturdy figure, bronzed visage, and jacket of brick-dust red, marked
+in various places with bivouac stains, and faded from exposure to sun
+and rain, but with arms and accoutrements in far better order than
+those of his smart neighbour. On first taking possession of Paris,
+the Prussians posted one or two field-pieces at each of the bridges,
+with a guard of infantry. These guns were kept constantly loaded, and
+slow-match lighted. Latterly they have been withdrawn; but we still
+have guards at every public building--such as the Louvre, Palais
+Royal, &c. These are generally English.
+
+Yesterday I made a most interesting excursion over all the scene of
+last year’s battles,--the plain of St Denis, Vertus, the heights of
+Belleville, Montmartre, &c. Independent of historical associations,
+these heights are extremely interesting, from the fine commanding
+views they afford; but particularly in a geological point of view.
+Rising abruptly to the height of some hundred feet from the (almost
+level) Plain de St Denis, their appearance is very remarkable as we
+approach by the great northern road to La Chapelle, almost everywhere
+terminating in lofty white precipices of gypsum (or sulphate of
+lime)--hence called plaster of Paris. Montmartre appears once to have
+been a continuation of the heights of Belleville, from the similarity
+of the gypsum cliffs opposite to each other. It is now isolated,
+and, with its precipitous terminations and crest covered with
+windmills, forms a very remarkable object from the plain below. These
+windmills are principally on the end over Clichy; towards the other
+is the celebrated telegraph--known by fame to all Europe--whence
+were transmitted at various periods orders for the invasion of
+Italy, Austria, Russia, Prussia, and Belgium, and by which Paris
+was so often roused to the boiling-point of vanity when it brought
+intelligence of Jena, Wagram, &c. But _revenons à nos moutons_. The
+heights are separated by a narrow gorge, in which, under the cliffs
+of Montmartre, is a small hillock[22] (Mamelon), crowned by three
+windmills, which appears to have been formed by detritus from above.
+The dome of St Genevieve seen through this gorge gave us the first
+notice of the French capital the evening we arrived at Garges.
+
+The intermediate part of Montmartre, though not precipitous, descends
+by a very rapid slope towards the plain. About midway of the descent
+is the pretty village of Clignancour, the houses of which, having
+their first floor on a level with the ground behind, command from
+their windows and balconies a most extensive and pleasing view over
+the country below, and are delightfully intermingled with shrubberies
+and gardens. The descent towards Paris is less steep, and is covered
+all the way with the suburb of Montmartre. The whole summit is
+enclosed by Buonaparte’s celebrated, but, as it has turned out,
+useless lines, erected last year for the defence of the metropolis.
+Of these I need say little, as I know they are surveying by our
+engineers, who will no doubt give us a detailed account of them--a
+piece of slavery which I am not at all disposed to engage in. All
+I can say of them is that, considering the hurried manner in which
+the work has been done, they are very creditable--that they cover
+all the ground in front with their fire--and that a tremendous
+concentration of fire, direct and flanking, commands every important
+point. They are continued partially across the gorge, the bank of the
+Canal de l’Ourcq, and fully up the opposite heights of Belleville.
+They may, however, be easily turned on either flank. The gorge is
+occupied by the humble and uninteresting suburb of La Chapelle. The
+heights of Belleville are extremely pretty, being almost covered
+with a succession of cheerful and sometimes elegant villas, gardens,
+shrubberies, vineyards, and the village. I envied the Russians such
+pretty quarters; yet they would be just as well pleased here as
+there, perhaps. From these heights I got a peep at Vincennes, with
+its park, chateau, and tower, on which the Lilies of France have at
+last replaced the Tricolor. The governor (_un vieux moustache_, with
+one leg) refused for a long time to surrender; and the sovereigns,
+out of respect for the old man, did not insist; but after a time he
+grew insolent, and I understand either did or threatened to fire at
+some officers who went too near his stronghold. This was too much,
+and preparations were making to reduce him when he was fortunately
+persuaded to surrender. Having rambled about until I had seen all
+worth seeing, and got an omelet in one of the _ginguettes_, or
+whatever they call them, I descended from the heights of Belleville,
+and crossing the fields (all without hedges here), and the great
+road to Soissons, made straight for Vertus. As far as the road to
+Soissons, the number of gardens, with summer-houses perched on
+one angle of the enclosing wall, thick shrubberies, and the fine
+umbrageous avenue which the road itself with its quadruple rows
+of elms presents, made the country interesting in spite of its
+flatness; but beyond, when one comes on what may more strictly be
+termed the plain of St Denis, there is no redeeming point--it is a
+vast extent of monotonous corn-field, unrelieved by tree or shrub,
+and only broken by the buildings of the village of Vertus and the
+elevated bank of the Canal de l’Ourcq. The great road to Compiègne,
+which crosses this plain from La Chapelle to St Denis, once had its
+trees also; but they were cut down, I think, last year; and the
+only objects one now sees along this dreary line are a mile (or a
+league) stone on the left going to town, and a cross or Bon Dieu on
+the right. Young trees have been planted along part of the line, but
+at present they are mere sticks. Met Major Morrison in Vertus; his
+9-pounder brigade is stationed there, together with a regiment of
+infantry. By the way, the name of that place is Aubervilliers, or
+Nôtre Dame des Vertus, but one never hears any more of its name than
+the last word--so that it is Vertus _par excellence_, and all the
+rest is superfluity.
+
+I have had a long scribble this morning; so now, having jotted down
+nearly everything to the present date, I have a right to go and
+idle a bit with the girls. This is a lounge of which I have as yet
+said nothing, because I thought it commonplace; hereafter, however,
+it will be interesting to look back and see as in a picture all
+that is now transacting--_allons donc!_ Through the middle of our
+village runs a little sluggish rivulet, very like that at Garges.
+On the banks of this, every fine day, may be seen assembled the
+scraggy-necked dames and black-eyed nymphs of the village, all pretty
+much alike in costume--that is, arms bare, stays loosely laced, and
+petticoat of _siamoise_, with the eternal blue stockings and wooden
+shoes; each has her bundle of linen, her heavy bat, and generally a
+bit of board to kneel on. Here, then, kneeling in a line along the
+banks of soapy waters, they laugh, chatter, and sing; whilst the bat
+incessantly goes slap, slap, slap. Just where the street leading
+to St Denis joins ours, in the centre of the village, a bridge of
+very humble dimensions spans the stream, on the parapet of which I
+have established my divan; and thither I repair to smoke my weed and
+enjoy a little badinage with the fair daughters of Stain--to gain a
+little information from their wrinkled mothers. Amongst our village
+maidens there are several exceedingly pretty--some one or two would
+be beautiful, were not their feminine _delicacy_ (perhaps the word
+may be used morally as well as physically) much injured by their
+being constantly employed in the fields, which cannot but make their
+persons coarse. There is one exception to this, however, in Josephine
+Chamont, who is really a beautifully-delicate, lady-like girl; but
+then she does not go to the fields. Angélique, on the contrary,
+is as fine a woman as ever I saw; she is about twenty--a perfect
+Juno--tall, erect, with a beautiful countenance and splendid black
+eyes; she walks like a queen. When our invasion was expected, the
+women of the commune formed themselves into an amazonian regiment,
+and Angélique was their sergeant-major.--But I must to the bridge.
+
+M. Fauigny paid me a visit this morning: I did not see him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+
+
+_August 1st._--Our fine weather still continues--with the exception
+of one or two days, we have scarcely had any rain since we arrived
+here. Our army is breaking up from hence and going into Normandy.
+Some of our troops of horse-artillery marched the day before
+yesterday, and yesterday some regiments of cavalry. The infantry are
+also preparing for their departure. Ross’s troop and mine, belonging
+to the reserve, are to remain in the neighbourhood of Paris. This
+appearance of peace has, I suppose, induced the Beguines, or Sœurs
+de la Charité, to return to the village, much to our annoyance;
+for their house is the one in which we mess, and where Ambrose and
+Maunsell live. Five of the sisterhood called on me this morning
+for the purpose of obtaining the restoration of their house, and
+permission to return and inhabit it. I was at breakfast, but these
+good dames would take no refusal, and William was obliged to show
+them up. My little room was crammed.
+
+I have always up to this date associated most inseparably in my mind
+youth and beauty with the term nun. It was, therefore, not without
+some trifling emotion that I awaited the five nuns whom William had
+announced, and heard them bustling along the narrow bricked passage
+leading from the head of the stairs to my room. Such being the case,
+it may easily be imagined that it was not without disappointment I
+saw entering, one after another, four ugly old women, in shabby black
+dresses, and at the same time became sensible of a very unpleasant
+odour accompanying the ladies. All this was enough; and, in the
+politest manner possible, I hastened to meet their wishes as soon as
+known, in order to get rid of them. Here I reckoned without my host.
+The good dames found my politeness so winning, that they were in no
+hurry to move, nor did they until they had inflicted on me the whole
+history of their adventures and sufferings from the first invasion by
+the Allies last year down to last night. When, at length, they did
+depart, I thought I could never sufficiently inhale the fresh air of
+heaven.
+
+Having got rid of the ladies, after visiting the parade (which
+we hold in the park of the great chateau), I rode to St Ouen
+and Clichy. In the last and neighbourhood our fifth division is
+quartered, and I was astonished to see the Prussian-like manner
+in which the place is occupied. One very handsome villa I visited
+had its pretty pleasure-ground trampled and spoiled as much as the
+chateau at Stain; and, to my surprise, in the house I found two
+formerly splendid _salons_ converted into stables, and actually
+occupied by officers’ horses. I don’t know what the Duke will
+say when he comes to know this. The neighbourhood of Clichy is
+pretty--all villas and gardens, &c.
+
+_August 2d._--Another beautiful day. More regiments marching towards
+Normandy. In consequence of the return of our nuns, we moved our mess
+establishment to-day into the Petit chateau, having prepared and
+made as comfortable as circumstances would admit the grand _salon_
+in the centre of the front. This is a very fine room with a boarded
+floor in little squares (_parquet_), which looks very well, but is
+very creaky, as all these floors are. We collected what chairs were
+still serviceable as seats, and as they were few, the wheeler patched
+up others; a table was a more difficult article to procure; the
+floor served as a sideboard. There being no glass in the window, we
+are obliged to make the venetians (which fortunately are unbroken)
+answer, lowering those to windward when the air is too much. We
+are raised about six feet above the lawn, and two winding flights
+of steps afford the means of descending from the windows of the
+bowed front to the turf below. Fatigue-parties have been employed
+all yesterday and this morning clearing the lawn of the fragments
+of furniture, rags of curtains, torn books, and broken glass, that
+encumbered and disfigured it--so that now our domain looks decent,
+and we have actually wondered we could stay so long in the gloomy old
+house we have left. By way of a house-warming I gave my champagne
+on promotion, and we have had a merry evening, without excess, or I
+should not be able to write this.
+
+_3d._--No headache this morning; our champagne was excellent and
+very cheap. In England we should pay from 10s. to 15s. per bottle.
+This cost me precisely 5 francs, or 4s. 2d., a bottle--some little
+difference. But to my journal. Rode to Paris, and as usual put up
+Cossack at a stable I have discovered in Rue de Malle, just by the
+Place du Carrousel, consequently very convenient. When I arrived,
+there were several people in the stable, who gathered round me and
+Cossack, asking with apparent curiosity if he was in the battle of
+Mont St Jean. I told them Yes, and all about his eight wounds--the
+scars of which were visible enough. This seemed to excite great
+interest; and I walked off, leaving them assembled round the
+fellow’s stall, having first, however, warned them of his heels.
+The Palais Royal, Rue Vivienne, and Boulevard were the scenes of
+my promenade. The first I have spoken of before, and hope to do
+so again; the second is a kind of Bond Street, leading straight
+away from the northern entrance of the Palais Royal. Like Bond
+Street, it is narrow--so narrow, indeed, that the London street
+becomes broad by comparison, and is infinitely its superior in the
+convenient _trottoir_ which the Rue Vivienne totally wants. In
+short, in London this narrow, badly-paved avenue, with its gutter
+down the centre, would only rank as a lane. Here is to be seen all
+the beauty and fashion of Paris; for here, as in Bond Street, are
+all the fashionable shops. If some of those under the arcades of
+the Palais Royal are more splendid, the articles in these are more
+substantially rich and good. But the Boulevard is the great point
+of attraction for me, and there I passed this morning, until it was
+time to return here before dark, lounging from the Rue Royale to the
+Boulevard du Temple and back again, with an occasional turn down the
+Rue de Richelieu, or the Passage des Panorama and Feydeau, into the
+Rue Vivienne and Palais Royal. The Boulevards (for there are many,
+every few hundred yards having a different designation) form a sort
+of circular road round what once was Paris, separating it from the
+Faubourgs, now forming part of the great whole; and these Boulevards
+form a street about as broad as Oxford Street, perhaps broader.
+This, without excepting the Palais Royal, is the most amusing part
+of Paris. The houses along this immense avenue are neither regular
+nor uniformly handsome, but high and low, rich and poor, wood and
+stone--from the cottage to the palace. A broad footway (not a paved
+_trottoir_) next the houses is in many parts shaded by rows of
+lime-trees, and separated from the road by a shabby wooden railing.
+The road is incessantly thronged with carts, fiacres, cabriolets,
+private equipages, and horsemen; every now and then a detachment of
+_gens-d’armes_ is seen urging their way soberly through the crowd.
+This forms a lively and amusing scene enough, particularly just now,
+from the contrast between numerous well-appointed English equipages
+and the clumsy vehicles and tinsel finery of the native. But it is
+in the footway one finds the greatest source of amusement, and most
+food for philosophical contemplation. Here one meets promenaders
+or passengers in every variety of European, and even some Asiatic,
+costumes. Some, you may know by their lounging gait, are employed
+only in killing time and dispelling _ennui_; others, bustling from
+shop to shop and from table to table, are people whose money burns
+in their pockets, and their amusement consists in getting rid of
+it as quickly as possible for articles utterly useless to them,
+and which, laid aside to-morrow, will quickly be forgotten. Again,
+a third, and by far the most numerous class one sees here, have a
+directly contrary employment to the last--they are people whose
+pockets burn to have money in them; and accordingly here, in this
+great thoroughfare, we find them resorting to all sorts, even the
+most ludicrous, the vilest, and the most degrading means of obtaining
+their end. Here tables innumerable are set out under the trees
+covered with all sorts of cheap articles--toys, perfumery, cutlery,
+combs, and articles in horn, bone, wood, metal, glass--every thing
+and every article upon each table of the same price. In passing
+along, one is deafened by the incessant and rapid vociferations of
+these dealers enumerating the various articles upon their tables,
+eulogising them in the most ridiculous terms, and announcing
+their price: “Dix sols pour chacun!--dix sols, dix sols--dix sols
+seulement, messieurs!” Then there are jugglers, mountebanks, and
+importunate beggars. My great torment in the Boulevard is a little
+wretch of a girl, about ten or twelve years old, whose ostensible
+business is the sale of toothpicks, but in reality is begging.
+This little animal fixes herself on one with the tenacity of a
+leech--running by one’s side, occasionally holding up the articles
+of her pretended trade, and unceasingly plying her song: “Ah,
+monsieur! cure-dents, monsieur? En voulez-vous, monsieur? deux sols,
+monsieur! Ah, monsieur! le pauvre père, monsieur; il est malade,
+monsieur!” and then, when she becomes convinced of the inutility of
+perseverance, suddenly stopping and entering into an indifferent,
+perhaps merry, confab with some chum, and again starting after some
+other likely-looking customer. She frequently follows me from her
+stand, which is at the end of the Rue de Richelieu, to the Rue de la
+Paix. Other characters there are of different descriptions, and many
+of them forming a feature in this motley and daily crowd. Amongst
+these I have particularly noticed an old man, with long grey locks
+flowing in a most picturesque style over his back and shoulders,
+strumming a cracked guitar; and a female, somewhat advanced in years,
+dressed in shabby old finery, her faded charms partially concealed
+under a rusty-black veil, who attempts to excite interest in and
+extract metal from the passengers by warbling a pathetic love-song in
+a most ominously husky voice. A little farther, a proud and stately
+Mohammedan, in full Turkish costume, offers for sale I know not
+what, and evinces much indignation at the itinerant sausage-vendor,
+who pushes steadily through the crowd, the fiery brasier suspended
+before him by a strap passing round his neck, everywhere opening
+for him a free passage. Over the brasier a square pan contains the
+savoury-smelling, hissing sausages, which as they fry he is able,
+from having his hands at liberty, to keep turning, or to serve out
+to customers and receive their sols in return. The steaming pan has
+frequently made my mouth water, and I give no credit to the fierce
+and angry look of our stately Turk when startled by his near and
+unexpected approach. I’d wager a sol did they but encounter in some
+obscure passage he would himself become a customer to the Giaour’s
+polluted pan.
+
+At the angle formed by the Boulevards du Temple and St Martin,
+and opposite to the beautiful Fontaine de Boudi or des Lions, in a
+snug recess formed by a break in the line of building, may daily be
+seen a table, covered with a cloth scrupulously white, on which are
+arranged sundry piles of a peculiarly inviting _gâteau_. This table
+is constantly surrounded by a certain description of young men, whose
+bronzed features, mustachioed lips, and confident, insolent stare,
+denote the _militaire en retraite_, or half-pay officer. Here the
+presiding goddess is a comely dame of some forty years standing, a
+little inclined to _embonpoint_, with a bold masculine countenance
+embrowned by constant exposure, but yet having strong claim to a
+certain description of beauty, which she understood how to enhance by
+the tasteful and coquettish arrangement of her blue _cornette_ and a
+studied neatness in every other part of her dress. With her customers
+this fair dame carries on a conversation animated and somewhat free,
+if she likes them; but Englishmen are by no means favourites. This
+portrait will be readily recognised by those to whom the Boulevard
+St Martin is familiar. The immense number of tables spread with
+books, as well as little sheds for the sale of the same--and their
+cheapness, are quite astonishing. I may say the same of engravings,
+many of them really good. Equally astonishing is the open and
+barefaced display, in these stalls, &c., of the most licentious
+works, and pictures of the most indecent kind. Although the best
+shops are certainly in the Rue Vivienne, &c., yet are there many
+very splendid ones along the Boulevards, particularly the Boulevard
+des Italiens. Here are also some good restaurants and cafés; and,
+amongst other ornamental buildings, the Bains Chinois. Amid all
+these, however, there is a characteristic eye-sore which strikes one
+as quite incongruous: I allude to the intervention of shabby wooden
+sheds amongst goodly shops and houses. Besides the book-stalls just
+spoken of, one sees every here and there a long, low, mean-looking
+shed, its front almost all window. This is a news-room, where, for
+a few sols, you may read all the daily journals published in Paris,
+if you have patience to wait until they be disengaged, for these
+places are generally full; and I often amuse myself by stopping
+before the broad windows, always open just now, and contemplating
+the line of odd figures--some spectacled, others (from the manner of
+holding the little--after our own--minikin _feuille_ at arm’s-length)
+who evidently ought to be; and all absorbed in the meagre nonsense
+which every one of these papers I have looked into contains: a
+number of people may commonly be seen in attendance awaiting their
+turn. The fellows who keep these sheds must make a mint of money.
+Another feature not confined to the Boulevards, but common to all
+the public gardens and places of general resort, is the numbers of
+well-dressed and often dandified loungers on chairs, and the piles
+of these against the trees. To us at first it was a novelty seeing
+groups of people seated on chairs in the open street; but I have now
+got accustomed to it, and even to appreciate the luxury myself. These
+chairs, which are of the plainest kind, form the stock-in-trade,
+and furnish the livelihood, of many a poor old man or woman, who
+otherwise could do nothing to support themselves; and, _en passant_,
+I should note the admirable address with which I have seen these
+people turn the wants of human nature to account. On a rainy day some
+sally out with a common oil-skin umbrella, which is offered to the
+first unfortunate wight caught out in a hat or coat likely to suffer.
+Others, providing themselves with a thick plank, repair to some great
+thoroughfare where they know there is an insufficient gutter that
+will overflow--and this may be everywhere. The plank, laid over the
+rushing stream of black water, is paid for by those who are generous
+by a sol or two, thus verifying the saying, It is an ill wind that
+blows nobody good.
+
+The hire of a chair per hour is a mere trifle--a sol or two; and
+thence it is, I suppose, that a Parisian exquisite seems to think
+it degrading to occupy only one. Two or three is the common run;
+but I saw one gentleman this morning who actually occupied five
+whole chairs. He had chosen an excellent position to be seen, on
+the Boulevard des Italiens, just by Hardi’s, whither I was bound
+to get some dinner. One chair sustained the main body, another the
+right leg, a third the left, a fourth afforded a rest for the left
+arm, whilst the fifth, bearing gloves, _mouchoir_, and _canne à
+pomme d’or_, stood conveniently by his right. The self-satisfied
+air with which this exquisite scrutinised with his _lorgnette_ the
+passers-by, was not the least amusing part of this entertaining
+microcosm. Cogitating on the various means used by mankind to court
+or win admiration from their fellow-men, I mounted the steps in
+front of Hardi’s, and entered the airy, nicely-furnished _salle à
+manger_. “Garçon! la carte!” I cried, throwing myself into a seat
+near the window, the table by which appeared unoccupied. There is
+about as much difference between one of our dark close coffee-rooms
+in London and the _salle à manger_ of a Parisian restaurateur (at
+least Hardi’s or Very’s), as there is between a tallow-chandler’s
+back parlour in St Martin’s Lane and Lady B.’s beautiful drawing-room
+in Park Lane. Here are no closely-shut-up boxes, with their green
+curtains, &c.; all is open, airy, and cheerful. Small tables (just
+sufficiently large to dine four people) stand about the room covered
+with snow-white table-cloths, napkins, and silver forks; and instead
+of the dingy smoked walls of a London coffee-house, and windows so
+covered with dust that the panes of glass, although translucent,
+are not transparent, here the walls, covered with a gay painted
+paper, have an air of cheerfulness quite indescribable, especially
+when connected with the moving, lively scene without, of which the
+constantly open door and windows afford an uninterrupted view. In
+looking on the scene below, the continuous lines of trees give such
+a rustic appearance to the whole, that it is difficult to imagine
+one’s self in the very heart of a great capital. To me the Boulevard
+had more the style of Lewisham or Clapham, or some of those “_rus
+in urbe_” sort of places so numerous in the vicinity of London. It
+seems bells are not in use at these places, and calling out or making
+a noise is vulgar. Therefore, instead of the constantly reiterated
+“Waiter! waiter!” a sort of masonic signal has been invented to
+call the attention of the attendants. I began at my first visit to
+Hardi’s as I would have done in England, and summoned the garçon
+_viva voce_; but I soon discovered by the glances shot from the
+tables, and the quick turning of heads, that there was something
+wrong, at least something unusual. I observed there was no calling,
+and yet tables were served; and by the occasionally sudden turning
+and going up to some particular one, I became aware that some other
+mode of communication must be established. I watched. The garçon
+was standing near the door looking at an English regiment at that
+moment passing along the Boulevard. An elderly gentleman, in a
+sad-coloured suit, who had hitherto been busily employed at the next
+table discussing his _potage_, stopping suddenly, looked sharply
+about the room as if in search of some one. His inquisitive glance
+settled at once on the garçon, and taking up the sharp-pointed knife
+that lay beside his plate (the knives here are all of one pattern,
+very common, and apparently made to be used as stilettos instead
+of for cutting beef or mutton), gently touched with it the side of
+his wine-glass, producing a slight jingling sound that scarcely
+reached my ear, close as we were to each other. It proved sufficient
+though, for the garçon started and was at his side in an instant.
+“Ma foi!” thought I, “this is a ‘wrinkle to my horn,’” I shall be
+quite an _habitué_. I tried the experiment again and again:--it
+never failed; and being now up to the thing, I soon observed that
+everybody used the same signal. It reminds me of the Spanish call,
+“Hist!” uttered from the tongue alone, without any sound from the
+chest. Things are uncommonly well cooked at Hardi’s, and served in
+most comfortable and respectable style. The napkins at a public
+table are quite new to us Englishmen. I had a _potage_, and one or
+two _petit-plats_, that I selected at random from the _carte_; for
+amongst the numbers figuring there, I knew not one by name, and most
+probably as little by nature. One thing I dislike in French cookery
+is the abominable fashion of disguising vegetables; one cannot even
+get a potato plain and unsophisticated. _Gâteau de pommes de terre_,
+or some such mixture of potatoes, butter, &c. &c., is the only way
+they are eaten here. Having finished my plate of strawberries and a
+bottle of very excellent _Lafitte_, I set off for the Rue de Malte;
+but instead of going directly thither down the Rue de Richelieu, I
+made another little promenade on the Boulevard, and finally down
+the Passage des Panoramas and Feydeau, Rue Vivienne, Palais Royal,
+&c. The lamps were already lighted, doors open, sentinels posted,
+and crowds rushing into the Théâtre des Variétés as I passed. The
+passages looked brilliant by the light of multitudes of lamps, and
+the arcades of the Palais Royal, where the illumination was only
+beginning, already swarmed with depravity, and proposals rung in my
+ears from my entrance to my sortie from this sink of iniquity. The
+decreasing light warned me not to loiter; so, mounting Cossack, I
+made the best of my way over the abominable pavement of the Faubourg
+St Denis, until, gaining the end of La Chapelle, the road became
+better adapted for rapid movement. Daylight closed, however, just as
+I got through St Denis, having just enough to save me from the wheels
+of the numerous chariots and other vehicles with which its long
+narrow street is always crowded. Having only open fields to traverse
+afterwards, I cared less; and trusting myself to Cossack’s sagacity,
+he soon brought me safe home--and thus ends one of the many pleasant
+days I have passed in this most interesting place. I find Mr Fauigny
+has been here to-day. He gets hot after his money. I doubt, however,
+if he will ever finger any of it.
+
+_August 4th._--Beautiful day again. Every pleasure in this life
+has some drawback--as if this were necessary to prevent our
+thinking we have already arrived in paradise. That, then, which in
+a measure neutralises our enjoyment of this fine warm weather, is
+the incessant torment of swarms of flies (common house-flies) which
+infest us within and without doors. From these wretches there is no
+respite, except it be at night, or maybe in a darkened room. The
+mosquitoes cannot be worse, though they may be as bad. It is not as
+in England--merely the buzzing about and tickling caused by their
+alighting on and walking about one. No; here the brutes bite, and so
+sharply as to bring blood. My greatest suffering from these plagues
+is in the morning, when I may wish to lie in bed later than usual,
+which is not often. I am generally up too early for them;[23] for
+it is only after the sun acquires strength that they begin to be
+troublesome: then, unless the room be well darkened, there is no
+possibility of sleeping; and in my naked house there are not the
+means of doing this--window-shutters, to be sure, but they fit so
+badly that there is little difference as to light whether they be
+closed or open. In the village the road is quite black every day in
+front of our butchers with the dead flies thrown out. He poisons them
+with an infusion of quassia sweetened with sugar. In my garden there
+is abundance of the finest fruit--peaches, nectarines, figs, plums,
+and splendid grapes, now all quite ripe; but such swarms of these
+detestable brutes infest the trees that they spoil everything. It is
+impossible to eat any of the fruit without first washing it: this
+spoils it. Half the battle is picking it off the tree and eating it.
+
+What strange things we live to see and hear! I do think that during
+the period I have been in the world, more strange, wonderful,
+improbable (and what once would have been deemed impossible) events
+have occurred than the whole history of the world, since Noah landed
+on Mount Ararat down to 1789, could furnish altogether. Not the
+least strange amongst these is the general order just published to
+the British army by Wellington, calling upon commanding officers to
+give every assistance required by the French farmers or cultivateurs
+in getting in the harvest! In consequence, English soldiers and
+French peasants are seen everywhere side by side, sickle in hand,
+or binding sheaves, &c.--the invader and the invaded alike peaceably
+occupied, and reciprocating kind offices one with the other. ’Tis a
+goodly sight, truly. Further good consequences are very perceptible
+in our village. All mistrust and dislike of each other are at an end;
+and our people are now quite on an intimate and friendly footing
+with the peasantry. Many an amicable little knot may be seen of an
+evening sitting at their doors enjoying at once the cool air, their
+pipes, and the pleasures of conversation, or rather of trying to
+understand each other. Some of the villagers have already picked up
+a little English, and our men a little French. The gayest of the
+latter occasionally mix in the rustic dance; and although rather
+rough and bearish in their manner of swinging the girls about,
+yet are they sought after as partners, the pretty _paysanne_ who
+has for her partner _un canonier_ evincing in her look and manner
+a degree of satisfaction not to be mistaken. Already symptoms of
+jealousy have made their appearance among the young _paysans_, and
+I have consulted M. Bonnemain on the subject, expressing my fears
+lest it might disturb the harmony already subsisting. “A bah! n’y
+a pas de danger!--n’importe, n’importe,” is always his answer;
+and accordingly neither I nor my officers have observed anything
+like a diminution of friendship among the males. These French girls
+are clever creatures. They have hearts and flattering tongues
+for all. It is a pleasing sight of an evening to see our people
+returning frolicking home from the fields, with the loaded carts,
+the cargoes of which all are busily assisting in stowing away in the
+_grenier_--soldiers, _paysans_, and _paysannes_.
+
+Generally speaking, these latter (male and female) are very
+respectable, well-mannered, and well-spoken people in their way.
+There is, however, one, the most perfect Caliban I ever met with
+in my life. Bonnemain says he is not an inhabitant of Stain, but
+comes from some part of Normandy--I forget where. Short, thick-set,
+and powerfully built; covered with hair--head shaggy as that of a
+savage; long beard and naked breast, like a bear’s; broad squat face
+and enormous features--indeed, when standing close to, and trying
+to converse with him, I feel a sensation as if looking at his face
+through a powerful magnifier. Of his language (he speaks very fast
+and very loud) I cannot succeed in catching a single French word,
+and I observe that the inhabitants themselves seem to have some
+difficulty in comprehending his meaning. I have christened him
+Caliban!--beautiful monster!
+
+But it is almost time to go to bed, and as yet I have not mentioned
+my ride to Paris to-day--I should say _usual_, for few days elapse
+without my going thither. In general I prefer the road by St Ouen,
+Clichy, and Monceaux, &c., because it has trees, the scenery is
+better, the line is not so tediously straight, and by the Barrière de
+Clichy one enters at once on a decent part of the town, the Rue de
+Clichy and du Mont Blanc, instead of having to pass through the long
+blackguard suburbs of La Chapelle and St Denis. To-day, however, I
+took this road. How unlike the neighbourhood of London, where, for
+twenty miles (certainly ten) from town, the country is covered with
+villas, and the roads with carriages, equestrians--indeed, travellers
+of every kind and in every way! Here we have a long straight road
+stretching away with an almost imperceptible ascent for about three
+miles--not a tree nor a bush lends its shade or breaks its painful
+monotony (if I may so apply the word)--nor house, nor fence. In
+the middle reigns a horrible pavement, and on each side of this an
+unpaved road for summer use; after rain these become sloughs, and
+then, sooner than travel on the pavement, I take to the fields.
+These, as I have before said, extend to a considerable distance right
+and left, naked and cheerless, forming the plain of St Denis. There
+is another by-road leading off near St Denis, which, keeping about
+midway between the chaussée just mentioned and that by St Ouen,
+ascends Montmartre by Clignancour, &c. This may be travelled _in dry
+weather_. In my progress from St Denis to La Chapelle, as usual,
+instead of the bustle of a London road, a solitary cabriolet now and
+then passed me; and from time to time I overtook a long-bodied cart,
+with what we should call half a load--the horses with their broad
+painted hames, and the waggoner in his white night-cap (or mayhap
+a cocked-hat), blue frock and white stockings, _sabots_, &c. These
+things have now lost their novelty--I am too much at home to be
+amused by them; so I was pacing along thoughtfully when the wildest
+thing in the shape of an equipage whisked past in a twinkling. It
+was Russian--a sort of low clumsily-built barouche, with the head
+thrown back. In this were seated two officers in full uniform,
+cocked-hats, and long drooping black or bottle-green plumes; four or
+five (for I did not exactly ascertain which) little, long-tailed,
+long-maned, wild-looking horses were driven at a gallop by two boys
+as wild in their appearance, seated on the off-horses, and using the
+end of the reins as a whip, in the manner of our hussar bridles. I
+was delighted; but the thing came up so suddenly, and passed me so
+rapidly, that I had but half a look at it. _En revanche_, standing
+at the northern entrance of the Palais Royal, I saw to-day again a
+regular Russian equipage. This was a low carriage also, but of a
+peculiar construction, drawn by four little rough horses harnessed
+with rope. On the driving-box sat one of the most picturesque figures
+I ever saw in my life. Conceive a head of Jupiter as to features, and
+the splendid beard that fell in thick masses over his ample chest,
+eyes shooting thunderbolts, overhung by the brow of majesty itself;
+the support of this head a neck--such a neck!--such a muscular
+column!--such a bust altogether! His costume, too, was piquant from
+its novelty. Nothing European was there except the hat, if one
+might admit this as such, which differed from anything else of the
+sort I had ever seen; crown exceedingly low, and about twice the
+diameter at top as at bottom, encircled by an amazingly broad band;
+brim very broad, and turned up in a peculiar way at the sides--body
+wrapped in a kind of caftan with loose sleeves, and girt round
+the waist by a broad sash. On the off-leader sat one of the most
+beautiful and wildest urchins it is possible to conceive, wrapped
+in a caftan of similar colour and make to that of the coachman’s,
+grey forage-cap, and neck quite bare. He was about fourteen this
+boy, and a more animated, lovely face could scarcely be imagined. In
+repose it would be lovely; but when lighted up by the quick play of
+two brilliant eyes, partially overshadowed by long elf-locks, the
+beauty and wildness of expression almost exceeds belief. Whilst I
+stood wrapt in admiration of these two figures, a Russian officer in
+a plain undress came out of the Palais Royal, and stepped into the
+conveniently low vehicle. The coachman shook his reins, the boy, who
+had been looking back, turned sharply to the front, uttering a loud,
+shrill, but musical cry, the little wild horses tossed up their noses
+with a snort, burst at once into a gallop, and away they went like a
+whirlwind down the Rue Neuve des Petits Champs. For the rest of this
+day I have never been able to get them out of my head, and everything
+Russian has borne with me a double interest. Strange that, going
+as I do every day to Paris, it should never have fallen to my lot
+before to see a Russian equipage; and yet every day, at least every
+time I pass through La Chapelle, I see hundreds of their soldiers
+(infantry) without bestowing on them the slightest attention. These,
+smart as they are on the parade, are the dirtiest slovens in the
+world off it: the usual costume in which one sees them running
+about La Chapelle is a dirty forage-cap, as dirty a grey greatcoat,
+generally gathered back by the waist-strap, so as to be out of the
+way, dirty linen trousers, shoved up at bottom by the projection of
+the unlaced half-boot. Such is the figure I generally see slipping
+from house to house, or going across the fields at a sort of Highland
+trot. Curiosity they have none, or it is restrained by their
+discipline, for I do not recollect once having met a Russian soldier
+dressed and walking the streets, as if to see the place. Sometimes,
+in passing their quarters, I have heard them sing in their squalling,
+drawling style, in a voice as if mocking some one; there is, however,
+something wild and plaintive in their ditties. Karl’s ‘Imitations,’
+which I always fancied a caricature, is, I find, most excellent. The
+Prussians, by the by, show themselves as little about the streets
+as the Russians; but Austrians or Hungarians I meet constantly,
+generally walking two together--staring into the shop-windows, &c.
+&c. Tall, heavily-built, boorish-looking fellows, but apparently
+good-natured and orderly in their behaviour. Happening to go into
+a shop on the Boulevard a few days ago, one of these came in, and
+making some observation on my purchase, was surprised at my answering
+him in German, and immediately became quite friendly. Whether he knew
+I was an officer or not, it is impossible to say, but he followed me
+out of the shop, and walked some way along the Boulevard with me,
+and it was not without difficulty I at last succeeded in shaking
+him off. They are a heavy people altogether, these Austrians. I
+frequently pass the hotel where the Emperor lodges, and in this hot
+weather all the windows being open, see from the Boulevard the whole
+interior of the waiting-room, where the stiff formality of the Garde
+du Corps on duty, in their ugly old-fashioned uniforms of grey and
+silver lace, with ill-shaped cocked-hats stuck square on, is not a
+little ridiculous. However, they are, as I said before, a good, quiet
+people.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+
+
+_August 5th._--I had intended seeing some of the sights to-day--so
+accordingly, after breakfast, mounted on Nelly, cigar in mouth, and
+followed by my smart orderly, Fitzgerald, I paraded slowly through
+the village, crossed the fields to St Denis, having passed which I
+had already got over half the dreary road to La Chapelle, when Nelly
+suddenly fell dead lame. Upon examination we found a great nail which
+had run into her foot (off hind), between the frog and bars. This put
+an end to my day. So I returned quietly, put the mule into the stable
+with Cossack and the brown horse, Nelly into the mule’s box, sent to
+St Denis for Mr Coward, who is veterinary surgeon to our division,
+made Farrier Price meantime pare her sole almost to the quick, put
+on a bran poultice, and have at last sat down to amuse myself by
+scribbling something about Paris--observations, description, or what
+else it may be. To proceed, then. I shall not soon forget my first
+ride to Paris from Colombes. Although already noticed in its place,
+I like to dwell on a subject to me of so much pleasure, and shall
+ever recall with emotion my feelings on first passing the Barrière de
+l’Etoile and gaining a _coup d’œil_ of the magnificent avenue beyond,
+terminated by the venerable palace of the French monarch--its noble
+trees, its crowds of carriages, horsemen and footmen, and all the
+_et ceteras_ of such a scene. Arriving by this side, the head filled
+with preconceived ideas of filthy narrow streets without _trottoirs_,
+what was my surprise on passing through the Place Louis Quinze
+and entering the magnificent Rue Royale. My previous knowledge of
+Paris, picked up in books of travel, &c., has all proved erroneous.
+Some travellers are extravagant in its praise; but I think the
+greater part have dwelt too much on the dark side of the picture,
+otherwise why these unfavourable impressions that occupied my brain?
+The natives, on the contrary, are too extravagant in its praise;
+and knowing their gasconading style, one is slow to believe their
+highly-coloured descriptions, and particularly their saying, “Qui n’a
+vû Paris, n’a rien vû”--a sentiment now become a proverb with them.
+But this same, or something very similar, is said of many other
+cities, if I mistake not--Vienna, Rome, Naples, Florence, Madrid,
+Lisbon, &c. However, like everything else, this has two sides--both
+parties are right, both are wrong. In the same manner as any other
+city, Paris has its clean and its dirty quarters, its St Giles and
+its Grosvenor Street, its fine and its mean buildings, its poverty
+and its opulence--in short, its _agrémens_ and its _désagrémens_. I
+can’t translate these words. Agreeables and disagreeables won’t quite
+do. Everything depends on the good or bad humour of the traveller, or
+the reception he meets with in the country he undertakes to describe.
+It generally, therefore, is either a Pays de Cocagne or a Tierra del
+Fuego.
+
+Divided into twelve _arrondissements_ or _mairies_, and every
+_arrondissement_ into several _quartiers_, one finds such a
+difference between these divisions--in the manners, habitudes,
+and physiognomy of their inhabitants--as scarcely to believe they
+form part of the same community. Thus les Quartiers des Tuileries,
+des Roule, des Champs Elysées, &c. &c.--in which are situated the
+court, the hotels of all the _grand seigneurs_, &c., consequently
+the richest, smartest, and best shops--distinguished for elegance,
+cheerfulness, and cleanliness. Le Quartier de la Chaussée d’Antin
+is the residence of the rich bankers, as in like manner that of the
+Palais Royal is of merchants, brokers, &c. The Marais is inhabited
+principally by people of moderate incomes, fond of quiet and
+tranquillity; and among these are to be found the principal remaining
+specimens of the _bon vieux temps_--good, easy, old-fashioned people.
+The Pays Latin--as the neighbourhood of the Rues St Jacques, de la
+Harpe, &c., is called, from containing the College de la Sorbonne,
+the schools of the University, &c. &c.--is the cradle of science,
+and the residence of almost all the bookbinders, parchment-makers,
+&c., of Paris. Here reside professors and students of theology,
+medicine, law, natural history, &c. &c. All is here quiet gloom, and
+some small degree of filth. Les Halles present the singular spectacle
+of a rural population in the heart of a great city. The other parts
+of Paris, inhabited by various classes of artisans, are not only
+different from all those already spoken of, but differ even amongst
+themselves, according to the business pursued in them. Thus the Rue
+de Clery is one complete magazine of furniture and cabinet-work,
+&c.; and most of the work in silk, such as curtain-fringe, &c., is
+done in la Rue de la Feronnerie and Marché des Innocens, &c.--but
+of the more distant quarters of this description I only speak from
+hearsay, the temper of their population being such as to render it
+dangerous for an Englishman to appear there as an idler; therefore
+have I never yet seen the Quartier de St Antoine, nor the Place
+Royale--the very focus of this spirit. It is clear, therefore, that
+Paris cannot be characterised by a _trait de plûme_--as clean or
+dirty, grand or mean, &c. Handsome, and what we should call fine,
+streets there are, and others which, without any pretension to these
+names, are yet striking from their extent and bustle of business,
+&c. &c. Of the former are the Rues de la Paix, Royale, de Rivoli,
+de Mont Blanc, de la Place Vendome, du Faubourg St Honoré, &c. &c.
+All these are scrupulously clean and very cheerful, full of fine
+hotels (_not inns_), fine shops, and for the most part have good and
+spacious _trottoirs_. The first two in particular are very handsome
+streets. Of the latter description are the Rues de St Denis, de St
+Martin, de l’Université, du Faubourg St Denis, Neuve des Petits
+Champs, and many others. These are generally long streets, some of
+them very wide, but almost all of them without _trottoirs_. Beyond
+these the streets are generally very narrow, dirty, and dark. This
+obscurity is caused by the enormous height of the houses in the
+old parts of the town, and their sombre hue--I was going to say
+_their being blackened by smoke_, but that can scarcely be possible,
+since from using so much wood one never sees that thick canopy of
+smoke hanging over Paris that usually shuts out the feeble rays of
+the winter’s sun from the citizens of our metropolis. The close
+confined streets, indeed all the older streets of Paris, are redolent
+at all times of a most disagreeable odour. Evelyn, 160 years ago,
+said the streets of Paris smelt of sulphur. The innumerable lamps
+swinging from ropes over the centre of these streets give them, in
+my eyes, a very mean appearance. I don’t know why, but they seem,
+too, in the way. These ropes lead down the wall on one side of the
+street in a sort of wooden case, the key of which being kept by the
+lamp-lighter, mischievous people are unable to get at the lamps
+without breaking open these cases--an operation requiring time, and
+not performed without noise, therefore almost impossible with such a
+vigilant police. But the greatest ornament of the town, and no doubt
+that which contributes most to its salubrity, is the great avenue
+which, under various names, is called generally the Boulevards,
+from occupying the site of the ancient ramparts of Paris. Since the
+increase of the faubourgs has placed these in the midst of the town
+as it were, a second concentric circle, called the New Boulevard,
+has been formed; but this seems a mere circular road, not much
+frequented: and along it is the only enclosure Paris now possesses--a
+simple stone wall, connecting the barriers, and thereby insuring
+the fiscal duties. Of the old Boulevards I spoke some days ago; it
+were needless, therefore, to fill my journal with repetition. They
+must be acknowledged as a most agreeable and amusing lounge. After
+the streets, the quays of Paris naturally attract our attention--a
+feature so ornamental, so commodious, so salubrious, that we wonder
+our own metropolis should be destitute in this respect. What a noble
+thing it would be were our fine river bordered by such quays as
+those de Buonaparte, des Tuileries, de Voltaire, de la Conference,
+&c., instead of being enclosed as it is between such a set of shabby
+wooden or brick warehouses!
+
+But if London is inferior to Paris in this respect, how superior she
+is in public squares! The costly iron railings, the masterly statues
+that decorate some, and the pleasant shrubberies, smooth, well-kept
+turf, and well-rolled walks which characterise most of them, are
+nowhere to be seen in Paris. The Place Louis Quinze is not what we
+should call a square in London; it is a sort of esplanade, separating
+the ramparts and gardens of the Tuileries from the Champs Elysées;
+the third side is closed by the river, and the fourth is the only
+side having buildings--those of the Garde Meuble. It is an agreeable
+esplanade, but is no square. The Place Royale is, I believe, the
+largest square in Paris; but, for the reasons before mentioned,
+I have as yet never seen it. From all that I have heard, it is
+surrounded by very lofty, and perhaps once handsome houses, which
+then were the habitations of the principal _noblesse_, though now of
+a numerous population of artisans. In the middle of it, I understand,
+is a fountain, some trees, &c., in the manner of our squares. The
+Place Vendome is the next in size to the former; it is octagonal,
+and the houses, all uniformly built, are of a respectable class,
+but the style of them is heavy and dull: the want of a _trottoir_,
+the houses standing as they do with their ground-floors unscreened
+or unprotected from the carriage-way, spite of the splendid column
+springing from its centre, give this places a mean, _triste_
+appearance. I could not divest myself of the idea of its being a
+mews. The Place des Victoires, meant to be circular, is only a small
+concern, neither handsome nor ornamental, and perhaps only useful as
+admitting light and air into a very thick and closely-built part of
+the town. These are, strictly speaking, the only real public squares;
+for the Parvis Nôtre Dame, Place du Carrousel, &c. &c., are only
+esplanades in front of the Cathedral and Tuileries. On the whole,
+however, Paris is a much more cheerful place than London. In this
+respect there is no comparison between them.
+
+8 P.M.--Rambled up the road to Garges, which is still nearly as
+deserted as ever; but the rags and tatters, and broken glass,
+&c., with which the street was strewed, have in a great measure
+disappeared. After dinner, Cossack being still rather lame, I rode
+Mula through the vineyards to Pierrefitte. The country is much
+prettier on that side than with us, being hilly, whereas we are
+on a dead level. Our waggon-train officers are doing cavalry with
+a vengeance, and making a great swagger among the natives. Took a
+round by Villetaneuse--through vineyards, plantations of artichokes,
+&c.--and passing along the enclosure of a very handsome domain, with
+a fine house of brick, let Mula find her own road home, which she
+did very cleverly and very directly. I think (at least on smooth
+ground) mules are not so sure-footed as is usually believed and
+asserted--perhaps amongst rocks and mountains they may be.
+
+_6th._--Sunday.
+
+_7th._--To town as usual this morning for sight-seeing. From the Rue
+de Malte took my course through the court of the Louvre and the Place
+de Jena, still boarded up, crossed the Pont Neuf, “where it always
+blows,” and accordingly did blow there to-day certainly, more than
+elsewhere. Henri IV., with his manly countenance and pointed beard,
+smiled on me as I made my way through the crowd and plunged into
+the gloomy and shabby streets of the Pays Latin. Stopped at a mean,
+rather dirty restaurant in the Rue St Jacques, where I got a bad
+lunch, of course, and a bottle of sour wine; but for this there was
+no remedy, as I did not know of any better in the neighbourhood, to
+which I am a stranger. After doubling and threading my way through a
+number of dirty obscure streets, which no stranger could have done
+in London, I at last came out on the Quai St Bernard, where suddenly
+I found myself among hundreds, if not thousands, of pipes of wine
+ranged in tiers. It is the Marché aux Vins; and whilst seated upon
+one of these pipes enjoying the busy scene around, I mentally bless
+the ingenious system of numbering the houses and naming the streets
+that has enabled me to steer through such a labyrinth as I have just
+passed, and which might so well and so easily be applied in London.
+All streets running to the Seine are numbered in _black_; all those
+parallel, or nearly so, to the river in _red_. Starting from the
+river, the numbers commence in a double series in these transverse
+streets; and in the longitudinal streets the series of numbers follow
+the course of the stream,--equal numbers always on the right, unequal
+on the left. In the same manner the names at the corners of the
+streets are of a similar colour to the numbers; and moreover, some
+remarkable object, giving a designation to the quarter, is painted
+at the corners. The Jardin des Plantes, or du Roi, is adjoining
+the Marché aux Vins, and thither I went, walking in amongst other
+company without let or hindrance of any kind. In this garden, the
+Menagerie, and the Cabinet d’Histoire Naturelle, I passed nearly the
+whole afternoon in the most agreeable manner possible. Much as I
+had heard of this establishment, the reality rather surpassed than
+fell short of it--and sorry I am to say we can boast of nothing at
+all equal to it in England; nor, if we did, could our populace be
+admitted to it with the same freedom as the more volatile yet more
+considerate _badauds_ are to this. Everything would soon be ruined.
+The men would trample over the beds, the boys would break down the
+hedges and fences; knives would operate in all directions; even
+the women would find some means of doing mischief;--in short, it
+would never do. Here, on the contrary, it was with pleasure that I
+observed people of all classes of society, even beggars, conducting
+themselves with a modesty and decency of manner not to be surpassed.
+The choice of ground has been very judicious, as the plan presents
+a pleasing undulation of surface that gives infinite interest to a
+promenade. The botanical part is flat and even, divided by walks
+into compartments, each forming a small distinct garden by itself.
+These are either enclosed by well-kept hedges, or by rails and rustic
+fences of every possible useful fashion--which may serve as models
+for those in want of such things.
+
+These little gardens each contains some family of shrubs or plants,
+and are all arranged according to their respective climates. The
+dividing walks form most agreeable promenades, as was evinced by the
+number of people I found lounging in them, many evidently not taking
+any interest in the botanical treasures around. This flat space is
+bounded on one side by a magnificent avenue of elms, under the shade
+of which are numerous _vendeurs de boissons_ and _de pâtisserie_,
+as well as one or two regular restaurateurs. On the other side, the
+ground, swelling gently into hill and dale as it were, is fitted
+by enclosures of simple rail or strong stockade, as occasion may
+require, for the confinement of an elephant or a deer. Here in little
+paddocks, with room to move about and a house to shelter them,
+we find a number of animals, who, perhaps, well fed as they are,
+little regret the loss of liberty. The elephant even has a pond to
+wallow in, to the great amusement of the _badauds_ who constantly
+throng the stockade. The more savage beasts (_genus Felis_, &c.)
+are confined as with us, in dens. It was only in looking over the
+catalogue of the menagerie, and finding the beasts enclosed in the
+paddocks classed as ruminant and _fauve_, that I remembered we have
+no term to translate the latter word. This part of the establishment
+is very entertaining, and I lounged away a great part of my time in
+wandering about the winding walks between the enclosures, amused by
+the curiosity and _naïveté_ of many of the visitors. The menagerie
+is separated from the gardens by a rampart and ditch. In the latter
+are the bears, great favourites with the public, particularly the
+boys, of whom numbers are always hanging on the wall, watching
+the heavy animals climbing a high pole set for the purpose. The
+hothouses contain all sorts of things; but what interested me were
+the palms--some of these I saw out of doors. Just by the hothouses
+is a high mount, ascended by a spiral path, bearing a sort of temple
+on the top, whence there is an extensive and much-vaunted view over
+the city and neighbourhood; but not half so extensive as, nor in any
+way comparable to, those from Belleville, Montmartre,[24] and, above
+all, from Mont Aurelian. The School of Comparative Anatomy is very
+interesting: it contains perfect skeletons of almost every species of
+animal, bird, or fish, from the most diminutive to the largest--from
+the minnow to the whale, from the shrew-mouse to the mastodon, from
+the humming-bird to the condor.
+
+Evening was drawing on, and I ran hastily through the two floors of
+the Cabinet of Natural History, that I might get home before dark.
+The entrance to the Jardin des Plantes, by a handsome _grille_ from
+the quay opposite the Pont d’Austerlitz, is very good, but I could
+not stop to admire it; and hurrying along the _quais_, instead of
+blundering amongst the streets, succeeded again in just getting home
+in time.
+
+_August 8th._--It seems as if I were destined always to fall under
+the Duke’s displeasure, and to be the victim of his injustice. When
+I called on Sir Augustus Frazer this morning at the Hotel du Nord,
+the first greeting I got on entering the room was, “_Mercer, you
+are released from arrest!_” At first I thought this a joke, but Sir
+Augustus assured me seriously that I had not only been in arrest,
+but _that_, too, ever since our review on the 24th ultimo. He then
+told me that I had not been the only unfortunate. Himself and Major
+M’Donald had been supposed under arrest at the same time and for the
+same _crime_; and what was this?--this very grave crime for which
+two field officers and a captain had actually been under ignominious
+punishment for a whole fortnight? In the column of review on the
+24th ultimo, my troop was on the extreme left (or rear), except
+the two brigades of 18-pounders. Our order of marching past was
+in column of divisions (we have three divisions), and my post for
+saluting was considerably in front of the leading one, to leave room
+for the division officers at open order, consequently I was fully
+a hundred yards distant from my rear-division when passing the
+Duke. Now it so fell out that, at that very moment, a horse of one
+of the rear-division carriages got his leg over a trace. The limber
+gunners, with their wonted activity, were off, cleared the leg,
+remounted, all in sufficient time for the division to pass his Grace
+steadily and in good order. But this little halt, momentary as it
+was, checked the 18-pounders; and Ilbert, or whoever commanded them,
+ignorant of the saluting-point, trotted up to regain his distance,
+until suddenly, seeing the sovereigns and their suite, he resumed
+his walk too late, and passed them in confusion. The Duke fell into
+one of his furious passions, asked how this happened, and (what he
+did with the foot-artillery I know not) immediately despatched the
+Adjutant-General to put Sir Augustus Frazer, Major M’Donald, and
+myself under arrest. The two former, however, had departed; and
+whilst the Adjutant-General was struggling through the crowd after
+me, I had cleared the Rue Royale, and setting off at a trot down the
+Boulevard, had turned down the Rue de Clichy, consequently was out
+of sight ere he reached the Boulevard, where he gave up the pursuit
+and said no more about it. Whether the Duke forgot us, or whether he
+purposely kept us in arrest, we are left to conjecture--certain it
+is, that we three actually appear by name in the General’s orders of
+yesterday as released from our arrest. _Mens conscia recti_--I snap
+my fingers at the disgrace.
+
+Leaving Sir Augustus, I accompanied Bell to his pretty lodging in
+the Rue Mont Blanc. I don’t know who the people are, but it is an
+uncommonly genteel, well-furnished, well-appointed house. A young
+gentleman there is who visits Bell occasionally, and a young lady who
+serenades him (if I may so apply the term) continually. She touches
+the piano well, has a musical voice, and sings with taste. “L’Exile”
+is the favourite just now, a pretty song, which, from so often
+hearing there, I shall always henceforward associate with Bell’s
+nicely-furnished apartment, and the little pleasure-ground, of some
+thirty or forty feet square, with one or two acacias in it. Frazer,
+too, has very handsome rooms in the Hotel du Nord, richly furnished,
+with green silk window-curtains, &c. &c. Sir Edward Kerrison and
+old Platoff also live there. Passed the remainder of this morning
+lounging about the Boulevard, as much amused as on the first day. All
+the fun, crowd, &c., I observe, is confined to the right side going
+up from the Rue Royale; on the left there is comparatively nobody,
+except, perhaps, at the Porte St Denis and St Martin, through which
+(or rather by which) a crowd is continually setting, and one is
+deafened by the importunate clamours of fifty cabriolet-drivers, all
+calling at once, “Voiture, Monsieur--Voiture?” “St Denis, Monsieur?”
+“Memorency, Monsieur?” “Garges, Monsieur?” “Arnouville?” &c. &c.
+These fellows are most active rogues, and their carriages very
+convenient, and far more agreeable than the fiacres; and that is the
+opinion of the public in general, I presume, from seeing one fiacre
+plying for ten cabriolets or coucous, or whatever name they go by.
+The coachmen of the former are so well aware of this, that they
+generally are dozing on their boxes, giving themselves no trouble in
+looking for customers. Perhaps, however, this may arise from their
+being only servants, whilst the others are themselves the proprietors
+of the vehicles they drive. Although conscious that these _portes_
+are in reality triumphal arches, yet I never pass them without
+experiencing something of the same feeling with which one would view
+the magnificent bridge built by Philip II. over the dry bed of the
+Manzanares if ignorant of the impetuous floods to which that river is
+liable. The Boulevard presented if anything a more busy, noisy scene
+than usual. The Turk I found with an attentive and apparently much
+interested audience, whom he was haranguing with vociferations and
+gesticulations truly astounding. In vain I tried to catch the purport
+of his harangue--the curious _badauds_ were packed so close, and so
+firmly maintained their ground, that it was impossible to approach
+one inch into the circle. I lounged on and admired the beautiful
+Fontaine de Bondy, or de Lions, I know not which it is called, but
+its sheets of falling water are singular, and I think it a beautiful
+fountain. What a magnificent air these fountains give to the town!
+How refreshing and delightful is the splashing of their waters in
+warm weather! and oh! the contrast presented to them by our conduits,
+&c.--shapeless masses of masonry or brickwork, with a brass cock
+stuck in each side, or mayhap the said brass cock protruding from a
+common wall.
+
+The French are an ingenious people, and contrive a thousand
+curious, uncommon, and often admirable devices for opening people’s
+purses, instead of sticking to the unvaried, dismal chant of our
+beggars--although “_Pour l’amour de Dieu_” is not uncommon here.
+Our wretches drive one away, but the gentlemen of whom I speak
+grasp, retain, and even squeeze their auditors as one would a
+lemon. Nor do they always assume the repulsive rags, &c., which
+our beggars think so essential to obtain their end. An instance
+of this I frequently meet on the Boulevard St Martin--an elderly
+man, of a grave physiognomy, well featured, and of rather a genteel
+appearance, clad in garments somewhat seedy, though fashionably cut.
+This man I stumbled on to-day at the corner of the Rue du Temple
+lecturing on moral philosophy. Like the Turk, he had a numerous and
+attentive audience, but, generally speaking, composed of a better
+description of people. To a clear, sonorous voice, he added a
+manner demonstrative without being dogmatic, and persuasive without
+betraying doubt of his own powers. He defined the motives and rules
+of human actions, and showed that these rules are immutable--that we
+cannot violate them with impunity. He then went at some length into
+the morals of the ancients, touched on the doctrine of expediency,
+on the desire of distinction, ambition, &c., and very naturally,
+though cautiously, introduced as an illustration Napoleon. No one
+could mistake the sensation produced by this magic name--a sensation
+which, having produced, he proceeded to neutralise by gradually
+slipping into the connection between religion and morality. I left
+him explaining the insufficiency of natural religion, &c. Although
+this man does not beg, there is no doubt he makes a good trade of
+preaching; numerous were the offerings silently put into his hand
+and quietly pocketed without once interrupting the thread of his
+discourse. Another actor of the same description is a man who usually
+frequents the northern entrance of the Passage Feydeau: an immense
+power of grimace, and amazing execution on the violin, are the means
+by which he gains his daily bread. Clad in an old threadbare frock,
+that once was brown, with a pair of enormous spectacles riding
+astride on his prominent nose, he takes his stand on the steps at
+the entrance of the passage. Heels close together, body drawn up at
+attention, and with his gaze directed upwards at the window of the
+fourth storey of the opposite house, he appears perfectly unconscious
+of the presence of the admiring crowd assembled round him, whilst
+he executes with astonishing justness, feeling, and rapidity, the
+most difficult passages from some of the favourite composers of the
+day--distorting his face all the time in a manner so wonderfully
+ludicrous that his really excellent music is almost drowned by the
+uncontrollable laughter of the surrounding multitude. These are some
+of the many means employed in this gay metropolis for extracting
+coin out of the pockets of their fellow-men. Gay, however, as it is,
+misery exists here as well as elsewhere, and I shudder even now at
+the harrowing tale Bell told me this morning of suicide, to which
+he was witness a day or two ago. Passing through the Place Vendome,
+he observed several people looking anxiously up at the Column of
+Austerlitz, and naturally turning his eyes in the same direction,
+beheld a man in the act of climbing over the rails of the gallery,
+having effected which, he deliberately lowered himself down until he
+hung suspended by the arms over the frightful depth below. In this
+position he remained a few seconds, perhaps as if repenting him of
+the rash act he was about to perpetrate; but, unable to recover the
+gallery, he eventually let go his hold, and was dashed to pieces on
+the pavement at the foot of the column: the very idea is harrowing!
+
+A trait of the times, and a very striking one too, which a person
+meets with at almost every step in walking about Paris, is the
+announcement of the change of dynasty--from an empire to a
+kingdom--exhibited in the titles of shops, _lycées_, and every other
+establishment; the old word _imperiale_ slightly painted over to
+make way for the more humble _royale_--_lycée royale_, &c.--which
+is sometimes painted over it, but more frequently by the side of it,
+leaving the former word quite legible through the thin daub of paint
+laid over it. The postilions, too, are changing their imperial green
+livery for the royal blue; yet this change goes on but slowly, for
+we still see many of the numerous English equipages daily arriving
+brought in by postilions in green livery jackets. In the palaces and
+other public buildings, the letter N was abundantly introduced into
+all the architectural decorations, besides the armorial bearings
+of the Emperor: workmen have been some time employed effacing or
+altering all these. Wherever it is possible, the obnoxious letter is
+removed altogether; but where that is not the case, which happens
+frequently, it is changed into an H and the numeral IV. added. These
+and many other changes incident to the present state give a curious
+aspect to the nation, and afford much food for speculation and
+contemplation. Met my old schoolfellow Courtnay Ilbert coming out of
+town, and we rode together to St Denis, where his 18-pounder brigade
+is stationed. On reaching home found that M. Fauigny has been here.
+Poor man! he is not likely to get much from me.
+
+_August 9th._--Not quite well this morning, but I went to town to
+meet Hitchins, and make a sight-seeing day of it. Accordingly we have
+done pretty well, galloping through the Luxembourg, Les Monumens, and
+wandering over almost the whole southern part of Paris. I can’t say,
+however, that this has been to me a day of much interest; I prefer
+a thousand times wandering about the town by myself--observing the
+habits, manners, &c., of the people--to all the sight-seeing; but I
+allowed Hitchins to shame me out of the idea of leaving Paris without
+seeing everything. Much, however, I fear I shall have to blush for,
+if that be necessary, and amongst others the theatres, not one of
+which have I ever entered yet. The Luxembourg is a fine palace,
+and I like its style of architecture much better than that of the
+Tuileries, though it is vilely situated. The gardens are much the
+same--parterres, ponds, ramparts--_voilà tout_. The great attractions
+here are the Chamber of Peers, and the Galleries of Rubens, Vernet,
+and of the French Raphael Le Sueur. The first I cannot bear, spite of
+his beautiful colouring and well-managed _chiaro-oscuro_--allegory
+is my abomination; the pictures of the second are more to my taste;
+but the blue works of the French Raphael I could not appreciate.
+Besides these, we saw a multitude of other masterpieces; and I was
+particularly pleased at having an opportunity of seeing some by
+David, of whom I have heard so much. Here disappointment awaited me,
+and a glance at the “Judgment of Brutus” satisfied me--all yellow
+and glare, and extravagant attitudes. Surely the human spine would
+never admit of being doubled in the manner of the fainting female
+introduced in the foreground of this picture--a perfect parabola. To
+reach the Chamber of Peers, we passed through a grove of orange-trees
+in boxes, and then mounted a very fine staircase ornamented with
+statues of great men, among which two were very spirited--those of
+Condorcet and of General Dessaix, said to be likenesses; I had no
+idea the latter was so young. The Chamber itself is a very handsome
+semicircular hall, having the President’s desk in the centre of
+the chord, and those of the members round the curve. Beyond this
+is the Salle de la Paix, a very handsome room, the walls of which
+are covered with paintings by David, representing the victories of
+Napoleon, weakly enough hid with green baize, and not allowed to be
+seen.
+
+Of the monuments I have little worth recording. Interesting specimens
+there are of French sculpture of every age--all preserved by M.
+Lenoir from revolutionary Vandalism. The only thing, however, that
+I remember worth noticing, is the tomb of Louis XII. (I think), on
+which the corpses of himself and queen soon after death are laid out:
+the countenance of the king is expressive of great suffering. The
+horrid truth of this sculpture, aided by the colour of the marble--so
+completely that of a corpse--leads one to believe that it must by
+some means have been actually copied from nature. In a little yard,
+about twenty feet square, and surrounded by the high walls of the
+neighbouring houses, stands the Paraclete. Its situation is a sad
+drawback to the interest one might otherwise take in this specimen
+of ancient architecture, for in the history of the Castrato and his
+love I can take none. In wandering about the town, amongst other
+places we stumbled upon were the poultry or game market, and that
+of flowers--two opposite extremes. The first is a very handsome
+building on the Quai des Grand Augustins, and this being one of the
+days on which the game, &c., arrives, the quantity was prodigious;
+but the smell was more than we could stand, and obliged us to a very
+precipitate retreat; so, crossing to the Cité, we rambled on, and
+quite by accident found ourselves in the empire of Flora, redolent of
+mignonette and a thousand other odoriferous plants, and presenting
+a _coup d’œil_ not to be excelled: hortensias and camellias appeared
+quite common. The Parisian flower-sellers are adepts in making up
+nosegays, and, I believe, understand using them as the language of
+love like the Turks. Tired with our walk, we returned to Hardi’s,
+where, having made an excellent dinner, we separated; and here I am
+half asleep recording the day.
+
+_Sunday, 13th._--I have been idle as to writing since Wednesday, but
+not so otherwise, having been every day in town; in the mean time,
+domestic transactions require some notice. Our vineyards are blessed
+this year with a most extraordinary crop of grapes, to secure which
+from marauders I have acceded to M. Bonnemain’s petition in behalf
+of the villagers, and established a regular patrol of our men--a
+precaution certainly most necessary, seeing what neighbours we have:
+at Pierrefitte the waggon-train; on the other side, bivouacking
+along the chaussée from Garges to St Denis, Jones’s corps of Belgian
+waggoners, five hundred in number, men totally unacquainted with the
+restraints of military discipline, with full leisure to meditate
+mischief, and most persevering foragers for their horses, which
+are their own private property; in our rear, at Garges, &c., are
+our savage and lawless friends of Nassau, and some Belgians. So
+surrounded, vigilance becomes absolutely necessary, not only for
+the sake of our villagers, but also for our own; and nothing has
+gained their affections, or united us more, than the establishment
+of this patrol, especially since it has taken some prisoners. The
+other day the _garde champêtre_ detected soldiers stealing along
+amongst the vines, but not daring to go near them himself, hurried
+into the village and reported it to the sergeant-major, Oliphant,
+who lost no time in despatching a corporal and four mounted gunners
+in pursuit. The fellows were soon taken and brought in triumph to my
+house, the _garde champêtre_ stalking at the head of the procession
+in his cocked-hat and broad _bandoulière_, prisoners between the
+escort--M. le Maire and some twenty peasants, making more noise with
+their _sabots_ than the iron hoofs of the horses, bringing up the
+rear. The unfortunates were Belgians, quite lads, so I held a sort of
+court-baron in my yard, and upon their expressing great contrition,
+and begging a thousand pardons, at M. Bonnemain’s request I forgave
+them, but sent the escort to see them home to Garges, whence they
+came. The effect on the villagers has been very good--they have all
+become the most kindly obliging creatures possible, and our men are
+as thick as brothers with them; I trust this harmony may continue. I
+have likewise another source of amusement, which makes my residence
+here more agreeable--I have hired a very good violin, and bought some
+music. The offhanded liberal manner in which Madame Duhan informed
+me of the hire, and allowed me to take away the instrument, stranger
+as I was to her, without any security, surprised me much. I rather
+think none of our musicsellers in London would lend even their worst
+instrument to a Frenchman in the same manner. On Thursday last I
+went to see the Bibliothèque Royale, a magnificent establishment,
+and where I passed a most delightful morning; it is in the Hotel de
+Colbert, Rue de Richelieu, from which street the main entrance opens
+into a square court surrounded by the building, and having in its
+centre a naked statue of Diana in bronze, of fine execution, but in
+my opinion misplaced here.
+
+The library occupies two entire and part of a third side of the
+quadrangle (about 300,000 volumes), and is on the most liberal
+footing. Any well-dressed person is freely admitted, and may range
+about unobstructed; but he must touch nothing. Chairs, tables, pens,
+and ink, are there for those who wish to write, and servants, in
+rich liveries of blue and silver lace, are in attendance to furnish
+the books required. These people are positively forbidden to accept
+anything from the visitors; and yet no one can be more obligingly
+attentive. In the Cabinet des Medailles are many curiosities;
+amongst the most interesting, I thought, were the iron chair of King
+Dagobert, and a silver disc found in the Rhone, and supposed to have
+been the shield of Scipio--I don’t know why. Two enormous globes,
+more than 12 feet in diameter, are mounted on the ground-floor, and
+circular apertures have been opened in the floor above to admit part
+of their circumference through it. The fourth side of the quadrangle
+is a most delightful lounge; it is the Cabinet des Gravures. In
+this are preserved specimens of the works of every artist of every
+nation--from the most ancient period down to the present. The
+collection is immense, and is the constant resort of all the artists
+of the capital, and a crowd of picture-loving people. I could pass
+whole days there, so interesting is the collection, and so great the
+facility of using it. This place occupied my morning so completely
+that I had barely time to get my _potage à la julienne_, &c., and
+come home before dark.
+
+_Friday._--It sounds oddly to an English ear, smuggling into a town
+from the country; but the free circulation that exists throughout our
+country is unknown here. Everything is examined at the _barrière_.
+What would our farmers and their wives say if they were liable to
+be stopped at the gate of every principal town, and their loads of
+hay, or baskets of eggs, &c., submitted to the scrutiny of excisemen?
+Several loads of hay preceded me this morning as I rode through the
+Faubourg St Denis. At the _barrière_ the column was halted, and as
+the passage was blocked up, I was obliged to wait patiently and see
+every load as it passed in succession probed through and through by
+the officers with long iron skewers, to ascertain that nothing was
+concealed amongst the hay. The signs exhibited by the various shops
+in Paris are often quaint and amusing. A description of them would
+fill a volume. The one which calls forth this remark struck me as
+I entered the Palais Royal this morning from the Rue Vivienne. I
+don’t well know how to designate the sort of shop which exhibits
+the sign of the “Gourmand;” they are numerous in this part of the
+town, and I think more nearly resemble our Italian warehouse than
+any other. Here is to be procured every dainty that can stimulate
+the palate--pickles, preserves, hams, tongues, hung-beef, cheese,
+dried fruits, nuts of all sorts, sauces, dried and cured fish,--in
+short, everything. The _enseigne_ of this shop represents a fat
+greedy-looking fellow seated at a table, under which his legs are
+spread out. The table is covered with every kind of dainty, which,
+whilst discussing a large salmon, he is eagerly devouring with
+the eyes. If the Boulevard is amusing for the life and movement
+it exhibits, so is the Palais Royal in a high degree, and to the
+charms of the former it adds that of an endless variety of rich and
+beautiful articles of dress, _vertu_, and a number of others, which
+employ me incessantly at the windows. The display of elegant little
+toys in Bobon’s window is scarcely to be surpassed--such little
+beauties of watches,[25] not larger than half-a-crown, cases most
+tastefully chased and set in rich pearls; in other shops rich and
+elegant shawls, _fichus_, and silks, of the most splendid colours;
+then jewellery, so much taste combined with costliness; then cutlery
+and works in steel, &c. &c.; and not the least amusing, the numerous
+cafés or restaurants. The crowd under the arcades is as varied as
+it is immense. If, on entering from Rue Vivienne, one turns to the
+right, not many paces in that direction will bring him in front of
+the favourite haunt of Austrian and Prussian officers. It resembles
+a great conservatory, being all glass, and is in the garden, not
+in the house, whence every refreshment has to be brought across
+the piazza. About 2 or 3 every afternoon this is crowded, and it
+then reminds me of a glass bee-hive, from the busy stir within, and
+the facility of observing this from without. The celebrated Café
+aux Milles Colonnes is not far off, up-stairs about half-way down
+the next branch. I lounged up to it and was disappointed. A decent
+_salle_ enough, which, being everywhere panelled with mirrors, the
+green marble columns are reflected so repeatedly as to give some
+colour to the appellation assumed by the establishment. There are
+several rooms; but whether the place is only frequented at night
+on certain days, or that something _fâcheux_ had occurred, I know
+not--certain it was not in a state to receive company, wherefore
+I made no further advance than to the door, and having peeped in,
+wheeled down-stairs again. Amongst other curiosities of Paris I have
+often stood and contemplated the air of importance and grave bustle
+of an establishment unknown to us in London, where the operation in
+question is performed in a very modest manner in the public streets.
+This morning I walked into the shop of a fashionable _décrotteur_,
+that I might see more perfectly all the detail of this most useful
+business. The _salon_, a large room, was lighted by numerous windows
+near the ceiling (these, like other artists, affecting a preference
+for light coming from above: thus I have seen many receiving it
+through skylights). The handsomest establishment of this kind is
+in the Passage des Panoramas. A certain degree of taste, too, was
+visible in the decorations and arrangement of several large mirrors
+(mirrors are indispensable to a Frenchman). A sort of divan, a few
+feet broad, extended nearly round the apartment, on which were many
+gentlemen seated on chairs, gravely reading the daily papers; whilst
+one foot, raised on a sort of iron resembling the scraper at a door,
+was being operated on by a journeyman _décrotteur_, who rubbed and
+polished away with most admirable despatch and dexterity. In the
+middle of the room stood the master-spirit, superintending the
+active operations of his myrmidons, receiving the acknowledgment for
+services performed, ushering the one out of the shop and the other
+up to the divans, conversing with the newly-arrived aspirants, and
+doing the amiable everywhere. A good-looking, well-dressed man this
+master-shoeblack, who might easily be mistaken for a minister.
+
+Disappointment awaits the man who, having read or heard the French
+account of any place in France or the French dominions, expects to
+find it realised, or even nearly so. With them all is exaggeration
+and bombast; even the accounts of their most respectable and
+veracious writers, in all matters relating to France or the French,
+must be received _cum grano salis_. Disappointment certainly was
+mine after reading and hearing so much of the several gardens (as
+Frascatin, Tivoli, the Jardins Turc and du Prince) when I turned
+into the latter of these two celebrated places in the Boulevard
+du Temple. Certes, I took it _en déshabillé_, for the evening and
+by lamp-light is its hour of triumph, and then I am here always.
+The guide-book speaks of “un jardin agréable.” What did I find?
+Certainly no garden--a yard (gravelled) divided by hedges (such
+ones as may be expected in a town) into several compartments, in
+which are a few boxes; one side bounded by the _salle_, with its
+usual accompaniments--the others, by gables or back walls of the
+neighbouring houses; figure irregular, and space very confined.
+Having nothing fixed for Friday, I made a wandering day of it.
+Up one gloomy street, down another; at last found myself in the
+Place des Innocens, in which is held the principal vegetable-market
+of Paris. The Place is large but gloomy; houses very high, of a
+dark-coloured stone, and in the usual French style, windows open,
+and exhibiting all the variety of clothes hanging to dry, flowers,
+rich curtains and common ones, &c. &c., incident to buildings
+inhabited by so many different families. The area presented a
+varied, characteristic, and moreover an interesting picture. The
+whole space was covered with large umbrellas, fixed upright over
+the different tables, &c., the convex surfaces of which, of all the
+hues of the rainbow (pink predominating), reminded me strongly of
+the _testudo_ of the ancients. Amidst these arose, to the height
+of some forty or fifty feet, the noble Fontaine des Innocens, with
+its fine _nappes d’eau_. Not only the Marché itself, but the Rue de
+la Ferronnerie, and several adjacent ones, seem quite the focus of
+business, such stir and bustle do they present. The profusion of
+fruits and vegetables in this market is remarkable, more particularly
+when it is remembered that not only Paris itself, but also the whole
+neighbouring country, is occupied by countless hosts of foreigners.
+The old ladies, seated under their immense umbrellas (formed
+generally of alternate pink and white breadths), or stumping about
+in their _sabots_, give a very animated air to this scene, which,
+however, is rendered less pleasing from the overpowering smell of
+decayed and decaying vegetable matter profusely strewed over the
+pavement. It is an amusing place this Marché, and although only now
+mentioned, I have visited it more than once. Besides this, there are
+numerous other markets in different parts of the town, the neatest
+of which, and one that I always have pleasure in passing through,
+because always clean, is the Marché des Jacobins, off the Rue St
+Honoré, and not far from the Place Vendome. Speaking of these markets
+reminds me of the Abattoir de Montmartre, which I frequently pass
+in my way in or out of town, one of several buildings in different
+quarters destined for the slaughter of cattle--a most excellent
+arrangement, since the blood and filth which usually pollute the
+kennels in the neighbourhood of our slaughter-houses, the disgusting
+stench arising from them, and the consequent deterioration and
+unhealthiness of the surrounding atmosphere, are completely obviated.
+
+Yesterday (Saturday) I devoted to another visit to the Louvre and
+its interesting collections. What crowds of English and other
+foreigners! The gallery of pictures exhibits just now a new
+feature--French and other artists, with their easels, &c., busily
+employed copying many of the pictures of which they are soon to be
+deprived. Among them, working with the utmost composure, were two
+or three women. But women mix themselves up in every transaction in
+this country--even in war, as has been illustrated in the formation
+of our Amazonian battalion at Stain. Somehow or another the statues
+have more attraction for me than the pictures. The _salles_ are
+less crowded than the gallery, consequently one is quieter and more
+at liberty to contemplate these admirable sculptures at leisure.
+The naming of these, however, appears to me very gratuitous, and I
+much doubt whether one half of those in the catalogues are properly
+designated. Faun is a very vague term. What absorbing reflections
+arise in the mind whilst wandering amongst this collection of cold
+marble stones! Even when, as has happened occasionally, I have
+been the only individual in the vast apartment, it has been hard
+to fancy myself alone, so surrounded by beauteous forms, amongst
+which such perfect harmony of expression reigns--not an attitude
+or gesture amongst them but what is ease and elegance; nothing
+constrained, nothing proud, forced, or unnatural; in all, passion,
+emotion, repose and tranquillity, love, anger, joy, sorrow--all, all
+expressed by these marble stones in language not to be misunderstood.
+How powerful is the imagination! These forms address themselves
+peculiarly to it. Some excite a train of thought associated
+intimately, I might say inseparably, with historical recollections;
+others, again, are associated with sensations of voluptuousness,
+which, however repressed, cannot be excluded entirely--beautiful
+rounded forms associated with our sense of feeling, and conveying to
+the too ready imagination ideas of softness and elasticity. How much
+more we should appreciate these splendid specimens of human skill and
+conception, could we contemplate them separately and alone, instead
+of thus jumbled together and in public. In the Salle d’Apollon,
+however, I think this inimitable statue rather favoured by his
+company, amongst which are several Egyptian statues, the constrained
+positions of which--knees pressed together, arms hanging straight
+down by the side, stiff draperies, and angular ornaments--contrast
+strikingly with the elegant contour and graceful attitude of this
+masterpiece by an unknown hand. In this same _salle_ are two chairs
+in beautiful _rouge_ antique, both of them found in the Roman baths,
+and said to have been used in the middle ages at the inauguration of
+the Popes. Pius VI. restored them to the Museum of the Vatican as
+antiques, and thence they came here.
+
+I cannot admire the coloured walls of these _salles_: there is
+something in them that does not accord with the severity of statuary,
+and it struck me that one uniform tint, perhaps maroon, would
+considerably enhance the _éclat_ of these fine statues. Nor do I
+admire these imitations of nature being perched upon pedestals: were
+the Venus, for instance, placed on the floor, or on a low platform
+as the Apollo is, I think it would add considerably to her interest.
+Every visit to this splendid collection adds to my wonder and
+admiration, and I returned yesterday evening with my mind full of
+enthusiasm for the science which could so nobly conceive, and the art
+which could so skilfully execute, these exquisite productions of the
+chisel.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+
+
+I believe in a former part of this journal I noticed a chateau
+belonging to an Admiral Rosily. It is situated quite at the
+extremity, or rather beyond the village, on the road to Garges, and
+therefore so far out of the way that, except to visit the stables
+(for we have a detachment in it), I never have paid any attention
+to it, and suffered the people to do as they please. On my return
+yesterday evening from Paris I found the following letter:--
+
+ “_Ce 11 Août 1815._
+
+ “MONSIEUR LE COMMANDANT,--J’apprends que vous faites mettre des
+ chevaux chez moi. Le Duc de Wellington connoit les destructions
+ qu’on a causé dans ma maison, il avoit bien voulu même me donner
+ une sauve garde, qui n’a plus en lieu depuis que le regiment de
+ Lord Portarlington est parti pour Amiens.
+
+ “Je vous prie seulement, que les hommes qui ont soin des
+ chevaux n’entrent point dans mon jardin, et respectent ma
+ propriété.--J’ai l’honneur d’être, Monsieur le Commandant, votre
+ serviteur,
+
+ “L’AMIRAL COMTE DE ROSILY.”
+
+The Admiral has taken a much more efficacious way of preserving
+his property in thus committing it to my care instead of making a
+complaint to the Duke, and certainly a more gentlemanly one. I walked
+down to it this afternoon, and was surprised to find a spacious,
+well-kept, and most productive garden, enclosed by a high wall, one
+side of which runs along the side of the road to Garges, and the
+other along the lane leading up to the village. The house is large,
+but its exterior not handsome; some fine rooms within, but every
+scrap of furniture had been removed before our arrival. In the rear,
+all the offices carefully numbered, and their names and uses painted
+in large letters on the doors, “_vacherie_,” “_laitérie_,” &c. &c.
+Our men have behaved well and destroyed nothing, and the produce of
+the garden has suffered little, the officer of the division having
+preserved it for himself. I have given directions which no doubt
+will leave the Admiral no room to repent of the step he has taken,
+although it is not possible to remove the men and horses.
+
+The Duke, it seems, continues to bear malice. I cantered up this
+morning to Paris, and called on Sir G. Wood to beg him to forward
+my application for two months’ leave of absence, which he declined
+doing, as he said it would not be prudent just now “_to remind the
+Duke of me in any way_.” Rather hard and unjust this!
+
+In the anteroom, at the Rue de Richelieu (Sir George’s quarter) I
+met Captain Light (Bull-dog, as he was called at the academy). He is
+just returning from Egypt, where he has been travelling, and tells me
+that he ascended the Nile farther than any one yet. All the honour
+and glory attending his expedition he would have gladly exchanged for
+that of having served the campaign with us. He much blamed himself
+for not having done so. Sir George wanted me to stay and dine, but I
+begged off.
+
+_16th._--The vengeance of the Duke has at last fallen on the 5th
+Division, and it must be confessed they deserve it, having ruined one
+of the prettiest villages and some of the most charming villas in the
+neighbourhood of Paris. It is said that damages are laid at £5000,
+and that the Duke has ordered it to be paid. There is, however, no
+depending on reports, everything is sure to be so much exaggerated.
+Nothing else to-day, except that I took my usual ride into Paris,
+where I lounged away the time principally in shopping, &c.
+
+_20th._--I can hardly tell how, but true it is that my time for
+writing is wonderfully curtailed, although in reality I have so
+little to do. The journeys to and from town occupy much time; and now
+that we are, as it were, settled, people have taken to visiting, so
+that we have frequently dinner company, which forbids all attempts at
+nocturnal writing. Sunday is my quietest day in general, although not
+always. To-day I passed my morning in strolling about the park of the
+chateau, the village, &c. Our scenery is too flat to be very pretty,
+although the chaussées on either side of us, with their fine elms,
+are noble avenues. These are the roads from Pierrefitte and Garges,
+which unite near St Denis. There are several spots in the park
+affording interesting peeps in the direction of Paris. Having a clump
+of picturesque trees in the immediate foreground, the level verdant
+carpet stretches away until bounded by the rich masses of foliage
+of elms bordering the chaussée, above which tower the light spires
+of the Abbey of St Denis; farther on, an opening in the avenue
+allows the eye to range over the naked plain of St Denis, bounded in
+the extreme distance by the heights of Montmartre and Belleville,
+with the dome of St Genevieve rearing itself in the gap between.
+Except such peeps, our view is everywhere confined by the foliage
+and the rising ground extending all round our rear from Garges to
+Pierrefitte. Water, or the want of it rather, is a great drawback on
+the scenery about the district: true, there are two or three muddy
+rivulets, such as the Rouillon, La Vieille Mer, Crouy, &c., but they
+are too insignificant and too much encased to aid in any way the
+scenery.
+
+Yesterday, when I called at the Hotel du Nord, I was surprised at
+meeting Lady Frazer, her brother, and two sisters (Dr James and the
+Misses Lind).
+
+The festival of our patron saint was celebrated last Thursday with
+much merriment and conviviality, and it was very pleasing to see
+the familiar and confident manner in which our people mingled in
+the amusements of the day, and the cordiality with which they were
+treated by the villagers.
+
+The favourite (indeed, the principal) game played by the young men
+was one resembling our trap-ball, with this difference, that instead
+of a trap, the ball was made to rebound from a large sieve placed on
+the ground, and propped upon one side so as to present an inclined
+surface. In the evening a most animated dance was kept up in the park
+until a comparatively late hour.
+
+Angélique was the distinguished belle of the evening, and by far the
+best (as she was the stoutest) _danseuse_, although they all dance
+well. As I saw her swinging through the figure, “Cutty-sark” came
+forcibly to my recollection, and mentally I exclaimed “weel done,”
+&c. We were at mess when M. Bonnemain called to announce that all was
+ready, but that he had forbidden the commencing until the sanction of
+M. le Commandant was obtained.
+
+This is of a piece with his whole conduct now: everything that passes
+in the village I am made acquainted with; he has even confided to me
+several important family secrets;--in short, on every affair, even
+of the slightest moment, M. le Commandant is consulted. Moreover, M.
+Bonnemain pays me a regular visit at ten every morning to know my
+pleasure for the day. Several ridiculous petitions to the Duke (all
+of which he attends to) have been suppressed, and the complainants
+brought before me. But this is out of fashion; at present nobody
+thinks of complaining; we are all too good friends for that. Nor is
+this all: I begin to have hopes that my Fauigny affair has at last
+obtained a proper hearing, since an officer sent by Sir Edward Barnes
+came down to inquire how matters stand, and whether I have as yet
+paid any of the money.
+
+_August 21st._--Called at Rue de Richelieu this morning to learn from
+Sir George Wood what is in the wind, but he knew nothing about it.[26]
+
+_August 26th._--I find an undoubted communication from Sir George
+Wood’s major of brigade (Captain Baynes, R.A.), informing me that the
+Fauigny (or lead) affair had assumed a more favourable appearance,
+and that Sir George desired I would take no further steps in it until
+I heard again from him. This is established; but then follow some
+contradictions which I cannot reconcile, and must therefore note them
+down as they are, rather than lose them altogether. M. Fauigny, quite
+elated at the attention paid to his first complaint, had employed an
+appraiser, or some such person, to draw up a complete estimate of
+furniture destroyed, and every sort of damage done to the chateau,
+with which he again waited on the Duke, in the hope that all would be
+ordered to be paid as before. This time, however, he was unfortunate
+in arriving just as the Duke dismounted, in a very ill humour, at
+his residence in the Elysée Bourbon. With true French effrontery,
+M. Fauigny followed his Grace up the grand staircase. Arrived at
+the landing, the Duke, probably observing him for the first time,
+turned sharply, demanding, “What the devil do you want, sir?” Nothing
+daunted by this rough address, M. Fauigny mentioned his subject in a
+few words, presenting at the same time his _bill_, instead of taking
+which, the Duke, turning hastily away, in his usual rough manner,
+exclaimed to his aide-de-camp, “Pooh!--kick the rascal down-stairs!”
+Such is the story as I got it--whether exactly true or not is more
+than I can now decide; but this much is certain, that Sir Edward
+Barnes immediately communicated to Sir George Wood M. Fauigny’s
+discomfiture, adding, “Send word of this to your friend Captain
+Mercer, and let him do as he pleases about the lead.”
+
+As I had been anxious for some time to get leave and go to England,
+I find by the same memorandum that I went that same day to ask Sir
+George to make an application for me, which, however, he would not
+do, telling me that the Duke had refused leave (and very angrily) to
+Captain Cleeve of the German Legion Artillery, though summoned to his
+father’s deathbed. That I eventually escaped paying a heavy sum of
+money for depredations committed by others, is not attributable to
+the Duke of Wellington’s sense of justice, but to the irritability of
+his temper. An officer holding a command in his army (particularly of
+cavalry or artillery) was in constant jeopardy--constantly struggling
+to reconcile two contradictions: 1st, to conciliate the natives,
+and thus prevent complaints; and 2d, to keep his men comfortable
+and horses _fat_ (that is the word), which could only be done at
+the expense of the natives. These, encouraged by the Duke’s orders,
+proclamations, &c., were never backward in complaining--indeed, they
+soon became insufferably insolent: and whilst affecting to admire and
+praise the _grand Vellangton_, and draw comparisons between him and
+Blucher and his Prussian _thieves_ (for so they invariably termed
+them)--“_voleurs Prussiens_”--they in reality laughed at us; whilst
+even the private soldiers of the Prussian army were (to their face,
+at least) treated with the most reverential deference. A sad contrast
+there was between our relative situations. As for gratitude, the
+wretches have not one grain of it. Many actually imagine that motives
+of fear have induced the Duke to adopt this (to them) strange line of
+conduct.
+
+However severe his Grace may be in this respect, he is easy and
+indulgent in another which materially concerns our comfort--I
+mean dress. Every one pleases his fancy in the selection of his
+costume--some wear plain clothes; others, though in uniform (I speak
+of visiting and walking about Paris), choose to be unencumbered with
+sword or sash. Many cavalry men, &c., like, in this hot weather, to
+go with jackets open, with white or fancy waistcoats, &c. Some wear
+mustaches, others beards; others, again, both beard and mustaches. A
+neglect of military uniformity so striking, and so much in contrast
+with the precision and strictness of costume observed by all the
+other armies, could not but be noticed. Accordingly, it is said,
+one of the monarchs (Emperor Alexander, I have heard) made an
+observation on the subject to the Duke, who, feeling himself called
+on to do something, gave out a general order on the subject, in which
+he directed that all officers of the British army appearing in the
+streets of Paris should be dressed either wholly in plain clothes
+or in the strict uniform of their corps. No doubt which was chosen.
+There is another general order of the Duke’s quoted, and the cause
+of it--for which, however, I do not vouch, having never seen it. The
+story is this: An English officer, walking on the Boulevard, was
+rudely pushed off the path by a French gentleman, whom the Englishman
+immediately knocked down. The person so treated happened to be a
+marshal; and he, without loss of time, complained to the Duke, though
+unable to identify his man. His Grace in consequence issued a general
+order commenting on the outrage offered to a person of such high
+distinction, and winding up with desiring that British officers would
+in future abstain from beating marshals of France, &c. But I have
+digressed from the thread of my discourse, to which I must return,
+and endeavour to render it as connected as my disjointed records,
+aided by memory, will admit of.
+
+After leaving Sir G. Wood’s, I find no notice of further
+transactions until the evening, when, accompanied by Ambrose (our
+troop surgeon), I set off to ride home by the Rue de St Denis and
+La Chapelle. Returning through La Chapelle accompanied by Ambrose,
+a fellow sitting on his cart drove against him. Ambrose’s temper
+is rather peppery, and he repaid the affront by a cut across the
+shoulders with his horse-whip. The carter, standing up in his cart,
+fell furiously on Ambrose in return with his whip, and a regular
+battle ensued, Ambrose trying to mount the cart, the other keeping
+him down and flogging him. In a twinkling a crowd assembled, and
+from reviling soon came to active operations; but I rode round the
+cart and prevented interference. At last they began to throw stones.
+This was too much. I drew my sword and charged in all directions,
+everywhere scattering the wretches like chaff, and thus kept the
+cowardly herd at bay until Ambrose succeeded in mounting the cart
+and breaking the fellow’s whip over his own back, when, the crowd
+becoming very serious, he jumped on his horse, and we made our
+retreat, not, however, without showers of stones, none of which
+touched us, and being obliged two or three times to turn on our
+persecutors, who followed us some distance. At last we effected our
+retreat.
+
+_31st._--Review of the Russian Guards, &c. They were formed as usual
+along the Neuilly Road, and had the saluting-point in the Place Louis
+Quinze. A finer body of men can scarcely be imagined; but to me
+their padded breasts and waspish waists appeared preposterous. The
+cuirassiers were also very fine men, well mounted, and neatly and
+serviceably equipped. I was fortunate enough to wedge myself into
+the very middle of the Imperial _cortège_. The Emperor of Austria
+received the salutes, and I was immediately behind his Imperial
+Majesty--on whose right was our Duke with his blue ribbon on, and
+all round about were princes, marshals, generals--all the mighty and
+distinguished of Europe. The Emperor of Russia himself gave the word
+of command, marched past at the head of the column, and saluted.
+The Prussian monarch took the command of a regiment of which he is
+colonel, and likewise marched past. When Alexander wheeled round
+after passing, and joined our group, he saluted Prince Schwartzenberg
+with a slap on the thigh, his countenance lighted up by his customary
+good-humoured smile. The proud Austrian bowed in acknowledgment
+of the honour done him; but as he cast his eye over his shoulder
+and met mine fixed on him, a frown soon chased away the forced
+unmeaning smile still lingering round his mouth, and it required no
+conjuror to see that he did not admire being treated so familiarly.
+The greatest good-humour and cheerfulness seemed to reign amongst
+this group of sovereigns, sovereign princes, and renowned chiefs;
+and that intuitive awe which little people always experience in such
+company, began to give way to confidence and a feeling of delight
+at mingling thus intimately, as it were, with those hitherto to me
+historical characters, on whose faith depend the destinies of Europe.
+My next neighbour, a man of high rank--general, or what not--might
+have been a Czernicheff, Wittgenstein, or some other celebrated
+man; he wore a Russian uniform, and was covered with decorations.
+As he spoke French fluently (what Russian does not?), and seemed an
+honest-hearted man, free from vanity, we soon got into conversation,
+spite of my shabby old pelisse. Never was I more astonished than
+when, in answer to my question who the smart-looking lancers were
+who kept the ground, he replied “Cossacks.” A very fine set of tall,
+handsome, genteel-looking young men, faces exhibiting a delicate
+pink and white complexion fit for a lady, quite undefiled by beard
+or mustache; dressed in scarlet jackets without any lace, fitting
+like stays; large blue-green overalls, with a broad red stripe, and,
+as usual, the waist drawn into the capacity of a decent grasp; their
+arms a sabre, brace of pistols stuck in their waist-belt, and a long
+red-shafted lance without the pennon; small rough horses--not of a
+piece with the delicate man and the quality of his equipment. The
+cuirassiers wore black-varnished cuirasses; and one regiment was
+entirely mounted on beautiful isabels, or cream-coloured horses. But
+the horse-artillery, as _en régle_, attracted my most particular
+attention. These, as far as men and horses went, appeared most
+efficient: the men stout, of active make, and not too tall; their
+dress smart, though exceedingly plain--dark-green; their equipment,
+arms, and horse appointments all of the same description--plain,
+substantially good, and sufficiently neat, without anything
+superfluous. The gunners’ horses were stoutly-made serviceable
+animals; but the draught-horses (which seemed an anomaly, though they
+know best) were much smaller--and such little wild-looking beauties
+as one would be proud to show off in Hyde Park, or down Bond Street.
+The worst part of the whole were the guns and carriages--the former
+of very light calibre, and polished like brass candlesticks (not
+above 3-pounders, I should think); the latter very low, light, and
+painted bright green, looking more like toys than service articles.
+To these the horses were harnessed three abreast; the outer one on
+the off side, more for show than use, prancing along with the neck
+bent outward in the true classical position, to which it was confined
+by a side rein. The effect of this, as far as appearance goes, is
+certainly good. My friend the general, pointing out these pretty
+horses with an air of triumph that led me to suspect him of being
+in the corps, assured me that they had been almost incessantly on
+the march ever since the retreat of the French from Moscow. They
+were with the pursuing force, took their share of the campaign in
+Saxony 1813, advanced to Paris in ’14. When the Russians retired,
+these little animals had drawn the guns back again, and had actually
+arrived on the banks of the Vistula (I think he said), when they
+were countermanded, and had now arrived a second time in Paris. Is
+not this quite astonishing? I could well enter into the feeling
+of satisfaction and complacency with which he begged my opinion
+as to their appearance, and unhesitatingly gratified him with my
+unqualified admiration of them. How could it be otherwise! They were
+round as barrels, sleek-coated, and full of life and spirit--in
+short, they were so beautiful that the thing looked more like
+a showy toy than what had for two years been incessantly in the
+field. The review over, I called on Sir Edward Barnes and asked his
+intercession with the Duke to obtain my leave, which he readily
+promised; so I adjourned to No. 36 Rue Mont Blanc, had some chat
+with Bell, heard his fair young hostess play the “Exile” again, and
+returned to my dominions.
+
+_September 2d._--Care less about Paris than I did, and stay more at
+home. The parapet of the bridge becomes again my smoking lounge.
+
+_7th._--This morning I received the long-wished-for leave of absence
+for two months; and wishing to start immediately, Ambrose and I rode
+up to town to take my place in the diligence for Calais. The Bureau
+des Diligence is in the Cour des Messageries, Rue Nôtre Dame de la
+Victoire--an establishment of which I had before no conception.
+The court is very large; there are several offices for different
+coaches; but what surprised me most was the parade of those heavy
+dismal-looking machines--I think there must have been fifty drawn up
+round the court. For Calais there was no room, therefore I have taken
+my places--one inside for self, one in the cabriolet for William--in
+the Amiens diligence, which starts to-morrow morning at five
+o’clock. The seats inside, &c., are not left as with us to the first
+comer, &c. On paying my fare I received a ticket with the number of
+my seat on it, which will be respected until I am taken up at St
+Denis, where they expect to be by six o’clock.
+
+I know not whether the feeling be common to others, but I never
+leave a place where I have tarried ever so short a time without
+regret; accordingly my approaching departure has imparted a tinge of
+melancholy that I cannot shake off. Latterly I have been tolerably
+comfortable here; have got reconciled to my house; acquainted
+with the inhabitants; into a certain routine of amusements and
+occupations. The weather had been generally fine, though hot; and
+everything had begun to assume a hue _couleur de rose_: no wonder,
+then, that a slight cloud should interfere to alloy in some degree
+the joy at returning to all most dear to me.
+
+_White Horse Cellar, Piccadilly, September 13th._--Here I arrived
+last night, and having neither time nor inclination to write during
+my journey, must note down occurrences now as well as I can recollect
+them before I start for Farringdon; the which done, adieu to pens,
+ink, and paper--at least for a time.
+
+On the morning of the 8th inst. I was punctually standing on the
+_trottoir_ in front of a villanous _tabagie_ in St Denis at six
+o’clock, William and my portmanteau beside me. The house was full
+of drunken, and therefore insolent, Flemish waggoners, and I had no
+inclination to enter. Our Noah’s Ark did not keep me long waiting for
+its arrival, although it tarried sufficiently when it did come.
+
+M. le Conducteur, a little man, but a most important one, wrapped
+in a brown greatcoat, a silk handkerchief round his throat, and his
+head covered by one of those grey linen forage-caps, descended from
+his airy perch on the roof with great gravity, and pulling out his
+way-bill, demanded of the _cabaretier_ where was the English Monsieur
+who was to be taken up at St Denis. I presented myself. The little
+man, scrutinising me from head to foot, “Vous avez un portmanteau,
+monsieur?” “Oui, monsieur.” “Où se trouvé-t-il donc?” “Le voilà,
+monsieur.” “_Le voilà?--quoi ceci?_” “Oui.” “Et vous appelez ceci un
+portmanteau? Sacre Dieu! mais c’est une malle que ça! Elle ne montera
+pas sur la diligence!” looking up at the insides, who had thrust
+their heads out of the window on hearing the row. “Sacre Dieu! cela
+_un portmanteau_!” and he began to swagger and fume and pester among
+the _saboted_, greasy night-capped gentry who stood by, enjoying
+exceedingly having a John Bull on the horns of a dilemma.
+
+According to our English acceptation of the term, my baggage was
+literally a large portmanteau; but the passengers within gave me
+to understand that Monsieur le Conducteur was perfectly right, and
+that I had better try to conciliate him instead of insisting. I took
+their advice, and my _malle_ became a portmanteau, under which title
+alone it was admissible on the diligence, according to the laws and
+ordinances of La Cour des Messageries. I got inside, William mounted
+the cabriolet, and I bade adieu to St Denis--at all events for two
+months. I was agreeably surprised at finding the diligence such a
+comfortable conveyance; well padded and well hung, we rolled along
+most agreeably, though only at the rate of six miles per hour. My
+companions inside were--an elderly lady, very taciturn but very
+amiable; a young one about five-and-twenty, handsome, lively, chatty,
+and very shrewd--she talked for both; a good, honest, little man,
+who kept some sort of magazine in Paris; a young lad, clerk in some
+counting-house; and an officer of our own Rifles. We had not reached
+Pierrefitte ere Mademoiselle had managed to introduce us all to each
+other in such a manner that formality was banished, and we were the
+best friends possible--laughing, joking, quizzing each other or the
+_paysans_; nothing could be happier.
+
+At Luzarches, a capital breakfast, and as much time as we pleased to
+take it in--M. le Conducteur all suavity and amiability. Our lively
+little friend kept up such an animated conversation that I saw only
+just enough of the country we were passing through to remark that it
+became much prettier and more picturesque as we approached Clermont,
+where the diligence stopped for dinner. M. le Conducteur took the
+head of the table, and our party was increased by a _soi-disant_, or
+_soi-pensant_, humorist of the _gendarmerie_, who, seating himself
+_sans cérémonie_, fell to, tooth and nail, as if he had not touched
+food for a week. This, however, did not much interrupt the display
+of wit, which principally was aimed at the cookery and dishes served
+up. A fricassee of rabbit he vowed he would on no account touch
+unless Madame produced _les pattes_, since, as he solemnly assured
+us, they frequently served fricasseed cats instead. Madame did not,
+however, produce _les pattes_, and although none of us touched
+it, the dish in a few minutes was cleared of its contents. This
+fellow reminded me strongly of the parasite in Gil Blas, and, his
+adulations being entirely addressed to our little vain conducteur,
+I set him down as the “Antorcha de la Filosofia!”--maybe our hero
+always dined with the passengers _par ordre et pour l’espionage_.
+Here, as at Luzarches, no _empressement_ was betrayed: the diligence
+stood passively at the door without horse, without even an hostler
+visible; the ladies retired to a _chambre_; so the Rifleman and I
+agreed to walk on, which resolve we communicated to M. le Conducteur,
+who assented, and off we set. At the end of the town two roads
+appeared, one running straight along the valley, the other crossing
+the bridge to the right, then ran rump-fashion up the other side
+of the valley, divergingly from the former--and this road was our
+proper one; but, without condescending to ask a question, we very
+sagaciously chose the other, and had already proceeded some hundred
+yards along it, when fortunately (no hedges intervened--the valley
+was all grass, a rivulet running through the middle of it) we saw our
+lumbering vehicle slowly ascending the opposite hill. The distance
+that separated us from it was not great, and we shouted to M. le
+Conducteur to wait for us; but neither he nor the coachman heard us,
+and, being ignorant of the nature of the rivulet, after a moment’s
+hesitation we decided our most prudent plan was to run back to the
+bridge, &c. This we immediately did; but although both of us were
+pretty active runners, we should have been left behind at last had we
+not luckily met a miller coming down on horseback. Him and his sacks
+we dismounted _sans cérémonie_, for the diligence, having now arrived
+at the summit, had commenced its jog-trot. Mounting the animal, I
+pursued as fast as the end of the halter could persuade my beast to
+move, and after a long chase succeeded at length in bringing the
+vehicle to. Our companions, especially the young dame, or demoiselle,
+had a hearty laugh at our expense, and so had our miller, for he
+grinned from ear to ear when the silver recompense (never expected)
+touched his palm, and he was still grinning and bowing when we
+looked back as the diligence drove on. It was about eleven at night
+when we reached the _barrière_ of Amiens, and I had been some time
+asleep. A bright light presented to my eyes caused me to start up in
+surprise, and at first it was difficult to imagine where I was, until
+I perceived the uniform of a _gendarmerie_, who, after reconnoitring
+us by holding the lantern to our faces, very quietly demanded
+something for his trouble. Angry at such a humiliating operation,
+the Rifleman and I sent him to the devil; but our companions, whilst
+opening their own purses, made it so clear to us that the fellow had
+been extremely civil where he might have been extremely troublesome,
+that we concluded by doing in Rome, &c. &c.; and away we rumbled over
+the jolting pavement, and through a series of dark narrow streets,
+until at last we drove into the yard of the Hotel d’Angleterre, as
+dark and deserted as the streets themselves. Hostlers, however, were
+soon forthcoming, the horses changed, my _malle_ handed down, and
+William and myself left standing in the middle of the yard wondering
+what was to become of us. After a little hesitation, one of the
+hostlers condescended to direct us to the door of the house ere he
+retired, and after a good deal of knocking at that we succeeded in
+rousing an old fellow--whose duty I suppose it was to sit up for the
+diligence--who showed me into a large room, with a bed in one corner;
+and at my request for supper brought me a couple of cold widgeons,
+which I soon discussed, and jumped into an excellent bed.
+
+_9th._--In a dilemma; no conveyance forward but posting. Did not
+exactly believe this, and therefore inquired from _auberge_ to
+_auberge_, until at last I discovered that a sort of caravan started
+every morning at nine o’clock from the * * * for Abbeville. This
+would be getting on, therefore I lost no time in securing my places.
+Having risen early, I passed the intervening time in visiting some
+of our people stationed here--younger M’Donald’s troop, also 1st
+Regiment of Dragoons, K.G.L. Him I found in an excellent lodging.
+Our caravan was a curious machine, very much down by the stern,
+otherwise resembling a small house on wheels. William and a woman
+got into the _fond de la voiture_, whilst I occupied the front seat,
+in company with a neat, dapper, little, big-bellied man, wearing
+a very smart forage-cap, and speaking a very little English. We
+travelled very slowly, and made a long halt at Flixcourt (pronounced
+_Fleeshcour_)--nevertheless, to my great joy, we reached Abbeville by
+two o’clock. I found here the 13th Light Dragoons and my old troop
+G; called on Lieutenant Leathes; dined at the Hotel de Londres, a
+very inferior house. Here I hired a cabriolet to take us forward to
+Calais for five napoleons. From the first I set my _voiturier_ down
+as a scoundrel, from his physiognomy, and the event proved me a sound
+judge. The bargain struck, he tried all sorts of shifts and excuses,
+in the hope, as I discovered, of associating some other traveller
+with me. As soon as I made the discovery, I insisted on his starting
+instantly, and after some difficulty at last got him fairly on the
+road. It proved a very tedious mode of travelling this; he did not
+choose to hurry his horse, was continually stopping, and more uncivil
+in his manner than I thought a true Frenchman could be. The motion
+of the carriage was very disagreeable--sometimes too heavy before,
+sometimes behind; and at times it became necessary to put a great
+stone behind to relieve the poor horse of the weight. A sort of
+commercial traveller (bagman), who overtook us as we slowly crept up
+hill near Montreuil thus loaded, facetiously remarked, “Ah, monsieur,
+vous chargez des pierres, donc!” Our driver’s villanous countenance
+became black as thunder, but he answered a dry “Oui;” and the other,
+seeing it was no joke, passed on.
+
+It was dusk ere we reached Montreuil, and then our poor beast was so
+completely done up that I was obliged to subscribe to the necessity
+of halting; and accordingly our friend drew up at the door of a
+mean-looking _cabaret_, just without the town, and we alighted,
+expecting but sorry accommodation in such a place. If, however, La
+Renard continue what it was, I shall have no objection whatever to
+pass another night there when I return. A pretty little airy parlour,
+well though plainly furnished, the windows opening on a garden; as
+neat a little bedroom adjoining, bed the very type of cleanliness;
+add an excellent supper and a bottle of very fair wine, and it may be
+imagined that the evening and night passed in the Renard will always
+be a bright spot in the memory. It must not be concealed, though,
+that a pair of very brilliant black eyes certainly threw rather a
+witching light on my apartments. In the morning, whilst Lisette
+was busy preparing my breakfast, I was taking a stroll up and down
+the pretty rural garden, when, to my astonishment, the apparition
+of a true John-Bull farmer stood before me. At first it appeared
+an illusion, but the voice soon dispelled that--brown frock-coat,
+breeches and gaiters, with good thick shoes. Out of these, with the
+real country twang, issued “Marning, zir; queer chaps here, zir; I
+doant onderstand one word as ony on um says--not I.” My friend then
+proceeded to ask my assistance as his interpreter, and explained his
+being there. His son, it seems, is the saddler of the 13th Light
+Dragoons, stationed just now in Abbeville, whither he had been on a
+visit, and was now making his way back again to Calais, but being
+short of coin (French--he had plenty of English) and words, found
+himself here in a dilemma. Sorry I am that I had not time to preserve
+the history of his adventures and mishaps since arriving in France;
+they were most amusing and laughable, but I have now forgotten more
+than odds and ends. As he passed the evening in company with William,
+probably that worthy may assist me in recollecting somewhat of it.
+
+My bill was extremely moderate for all the comfort I had enjoyed, and
+I parted best friends imaginable with my attentive hostess and her
+pretty daughter--_Au revoir!_
+
+It is a curious town Montreuil, with its steep narrow streets and
+high walls; but I only saw it _en passant_, for we did not stop.
+Beyond it, after ascending from the valley of the Canch, we traversed
+a dreary open country for some way, and then came to wood and very
+pretty ground, which continued until a long descent brought us at
+length creepingly to Samer, where we stopped to breakfast at the
+Tête de Bœuf (William Mallet--a Frenchman, spite of the name). A
+Cockney party of three ladies and two gentlemen had just arrived
+from Boulogne--evidently the first time any of them had been out
+of England. They were all flutter and curiosity, quite childishly
+so--chattering away bad school French with a regular English
+enunciation, and giggling when successful in making themselves
+understood. Had they but guessed that the brown-visaged, mustachioed,
+befurred hero who stood before them and watched all their movements
+was English, perhaps they would have been a little more discreet.
+
+One of the gentlemen drew, and had brought a camera lucida, which he
+adjusted at the door of the Tête de Bœuf, and disposed himself to
+take a view of Samer, surrounded by some eight or ten gaping clowns
+in their blue frocks and clumsy _sabots_, too picturesque objects
+to be missed; and my man stuck two or three of them in positions to
+enter into his picture--the only feature in it, for the point of view
+he had chosen was a most unfortunate one. As I leaned from my window,
+right over the artist’s head, and at no great distance above him (for
+the Tête de Bœuf boasts but a very moderate elevation), many an ogle
+did I get from the young ladies, who kept running out incessantly in
+order to persuade our hero that eating his breakfast was better than
+sketching. But he was stanch to the backbone, and when my _voiturier_
+summoned me to start, I left him in the same position, indefatigably
+occupied upon his insipid picture. Before reaching Samer, my rogue
+had begun expressing doubts of the soundness of one of his wheels;
+and true enough--for just as we gained sight of Boulogne (beyond
+which, I believe, he never from the first meant to go), smash it went
+all to pieces, and down we came gently enough. The vagabond acted his
+part well--pretended astonishment, _au désespoir_, &c. &c.--but I saw
+through him. Under the circumstances, only one thing remained to be
+done, as no assistance was at hand: William shouldered my _malle_, I
+carried the _et ceteras_, and on we trudged; and after a pretty hot
+walk we arrived at Boulogne, and entered the first decent-looking
+house that presented itself, and ordered dinner. Here I learned that
+a packet was about to sail in the evening for Dover, and decided on
+cutting connection with my rascally _voiturier_, who managed to bring
+in his vehicle shortly after us.
+
+Accordingly in the evening we repaired to the pier and embarked at
+two P.M. My fellow-passengers were--Lord Charles Fitzroy; another
+officer, his friend; and a very pretty Frenchwoman. We had hardly
+made any offing, when the breeze falling, left us at the mercy of
+a long swell--the surface as smooth as a mirror. The rolling was
+terrible, and the poor Frenchwoman, dreadfully sick, cursing the
+ship, cursing England, and cursing herself for venturing on the sea.
+Early[27] the following morning we reached Dover, where, to the
+unspeakable horror of our poor friend, she was informed that she
+could not leave the vessel until her passport had been sent to London
+to be verified. O England! what naughty things did not she say of you
+then! A coach, starting within an hour after our landing, was very
+convenient, and in company of an officer of the 13th Light Dragoons,
+I took my seat for London, and here I am.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV.
+
+
+Two months I rusticated in Berkshire, and then, my leave of absence
+having nearly expired, set off in the beginning of November,
+taking with me my wife, whose determination not to be again
+separated, united to an eager curiosity to see Paris, overcame all
+the difficulties I threw in the way of such a winter campaign,
+and rendered her deaf to all my representations of hardships and
+privations which she would inevitably have to bear and put up with.
+My journal of this second residence was hurried, meagre, and very
+irregularly kept. She kept likewise a few memoranda, so that from
+the two, and what memory and collating will supply, I am enabled to
+complete this journal to the return of my troop to Canterbury in
+February 1816.
+
+_Sunday, November 5th._--Slept at the York Hotel last night, and
+embarked this morning on board the packet for Calais--forget
+her name--Captain Keys. All bustle and confusion when we went
+on board. Deck encumbered with a carriage and heaps of baggage,
+amongst which the complete, well-appointed baggage of Hamilton
+Hamilton, Esq., secretary of legation, or some such thing, was most
+conspicuous. In time carriage was stowed and baggage sent below,
+porters, leave-takers, &c., went ashore, and we quitted the pier.
+Passengers numerous: H. Hamilton does exclusive, and even betrays
+impatience and vexation at being shut up with such a _canaille_;
+then an old gentleman, with a broad-brimmed hat, assumes mighty airs
+of consequence, and even looks a little contemptuously at Hamilton
+Hamilton himself, who speaks to none but his _own man_; a Scottish
+gentleman and his spouse, who makes a terrible sputter about her
+dear little dog Rose, which is somehow or another left behind at
+Dover; a mean-looking man in a foraging-cap, a melancholy sergeant
+of dragoons, and his wife; a Russian dressed in forage-cap and green
+jacket, like a servant’s morning one, wearing no gloves, and looking
+for all the world like a _courrier_, but F. insisting that such a
+white hand decidedly constitutes him a gentleman; besides a crowd,
+_gentium minorum_, of whom we make no record. As we left, the guns
+on Dover Castle announced Guy Faux by a royal salute. A fresh breeze
+and rather dark day--the one operating on the _physique_, the other
+on the _morale_, made all the passengers except very few exceedingly
+sick. More than half-way over, our breeze gradually subsided into a
+calm, and left us bobbing about at a most tantalising distance from
+our port. To amuse the tedium of the calm, our Russian (by no means
+a handsome man), who had been ogling F. from the very beginning,
+managed to pick up a conversation; and in a very short time from
+ogling began to make love, which, however, was cut short by her
+getting squeamish, and being obliged to lie down. He then transferred
+his attentions to me, and I really found him a most gentlemanly,
+well-informed man, spite of his exterior. After being tantalised for
+some time looking at Calais without being able to reach it, at length
+a breeze sprang up and carried us in. Crowds of Sunday people were
+on the pier, all anxious to see the arrivals. The usual squabble
+about baggage and forcing through the surrounding multitude took
+place, and we went to Quillacq’s Hotel without the baggage--which,
+after all, was detained on board until it could be inspected at the
+custom-house on Monday morning, a most inconvenient arrangement,
+as we found ourselves without an article except what we stood in--a
+great rambling house, with large dreary (at this season of the year)
+rooms and long corridors. Amused with F.’s surprise at the number of
+little dishes served up at dinner--all, however, excellent. Obliged
+to borrow nightcaps of M. and Madame Quillacq.
+
+_6th._--Up at seven in the morning, and went to the custom-house
+for our baggage. _Douaniers_, a set of insolent scoundrels, gave
+themselves amazing airs, and tumbled everything out on the floor;
+particularly severe with Ham. Hamilton’s baggage, who had sent
+his servant for it. At last I got mine out of their clutches;
+hired a cabriolet to take us to Paris, where we give it up to the
+correspondent. Well stuffed and comfortable, with innumerable little
+pockets. F. amused again with our set out: started at half-past ten
+A.M., preceded by the little gentleman in the broad-brimmed hat
+in one _calèche_, and the two Russians in another. At Marquise we
+passed them. Nothing extraordinary in our drive except Buonaparte’s
+pillar near Boulogne, and the house he lived in at Pont de Bricq
+when he visited the army of England. Arrived at M. Mallet, Samer, by
+half-past four P.M. Found the house comfortable, except that our
+room smoked somewhat. Girls most merry; gave us an excellent dinner,
+but so-so wine. Amused ourselves with arrivals and departures. F.
+looked in vain, however, for her Russian lover--he came not.
+
+But another character of more importance came not: Mr William should
+have joined us at Dover or Calais; but when at the latter we learned
+that he remained at Dover waiting for his trunk, which had been left
+behind in London.
+
+_November 7th._--Sophie gave us an excellent breakfast, after which
+we set off. Our postilion a character, in the imperial green jacket;
+and from under his leathern hat, instead of the usual thick queue,
+flowed a mass of locks unrestrained. His beasts were a couple of
+long-tailed cart-horses, harnessed principally with rope. The long
+ascent, after leaving Samer, brought us on the plateau occupied by
+the dreaded forest--dreaded because we had heard reports of banditti
+and plundering; but we passed through it without interruption, and
+soon after saw the ramparts of Montreuil crowning the isolated hill,
+frowning like an acropolis over the lower town--the whole, standing
+as it does in a country destitute of the smallest feature of the
+picturesque, presenting a most sombre and forbidding aspect. Nor did
+the interior belie its exterior aspect, which we entered by a long,
+squalid, straggling street, and ascended to the upper town by a very
+steep hill. Whilst the horses were changing we got an omelet. Scotch
+officer and his wife, who had come on _en voiturier_, we overtook
+here. As elsewhere, a crowd of beggars assailed us on alighting and
+re-entering our carriage. In this country they spoil their own trade,
+for they are too numerous. I hurry over all this, for my notes are
+very meagre.
+
+Approaching Abbeville by a long descent, its cathedral, proudly
+elevating its beautiful Gothic front above the other buildings (dingy
+in colour, and unpicturesque in form) was the only redeeming point
+in the view; but that _was_ an interesting one. The town, however,
+pleased us, though its streets are rather narrow and dirty. Found our
+old friends the hussars of the Brunswick auxiliaries and my old troop
+(G) quartered here.
+
+_8th._--Started at a little after seven A.M. Our postilion was the
+first one we had had, who astonished F. by wearing jack-boots.
+Breakfasted at Flixcourt: little slop-basins instead of cups, with
+large spoons; as usual, sour bread and soapy butter--for all which
+the charge was exorbitant. During breakfast the beautiful band of
+the 1st Hussars, K.G.L., was playing on an open space near the house,
+where the regiment had its morning parade.
+
+At Pecquigny met a bridal--all in their best; men and boys firing
+guns, and the bride carrying a little flag. A young rogue who stood
+by our carriage whilst changing horses begging in a most piteous
+accent, observing me start when the first gun was fired, just before
+the procession came in sight, could not resist the desire of amusing
+himself at my expense, whom he no doubt took for some Cockney, and
+shouted, in a voice of affected alarm, “C’est l’ennemi, monsieur!”
+and seeing that his _coup_ had _manqué_, burst into laughter.
+
+Beyond Pecquigny came on the valley of the Somme; and the scenery
+became somewhat interesting. Amiens we found full of Prussians, and
+only stopped to change horses--Maître de Poste quite a gentlemanly
+man, riding a managed horse. Fine old town and splendid cathedral.
+Stopped for the night at Breteuil. Inn an immense old-fashioned
+house, like an old convent; great rambling wainscoted corridor;
+and our room large, lofty, and the walls hung with old faded
+tapestry, and two old-fashioned beds with curtains of yellow damask;
+sitting-room quite on a par with it. Our attendant Josephine (a very
+pretty girl) told us our teeth must be bad, because we complained
+of our fowl being tough; and to our complaint of knives, she said
+they were too sharp, for that she had just cut her finger with
+one of them. Apropos of knives, there seems but one pattern all
+over France, and that a very coarse one, which, however costly the
+table-service in other respects, appears everywhere to spoil the
+whole. Its sharp point one sees constantly used as a tooth-pick; and
+over and over again I have seen it taken from that employment and
+plunged unhesitatingly into some dish, &c. Soup served in a regular
+white jorden; however, we find fine Sevres porcelain coffee-services
+everywhere. Wine here all out of one cask, though Josephine protested
+that the fifty different kinds she enumerated were literally and
+truly each from the place named. F. astonished at the immense long
+loaves. An English family had arrived in a smart barouche, with
+servants in a cabriolet. Forced to sit in their bedroom, ours being
+the only _salle_, such as it is.
+
+_November 9th._--Early this morning a large detachment of Prussian
+infantry marched into Breteuil, and the officers, as soon as their
+parade was over, came tramping _sans cérémonie_ through every
+room in the house. F., whom I had left alone whilst I strolled
+out to see the place, was terribly frightened by three or four of
+them walking into the room, and standing there with the door open
+jabbering for some time, as if no one had been present, one of
+them ogling most furiously. Spite of our exertions, the family in
+the barouche got their horses and set off before us, to our great
+annoyance, as of course they would absorb all the attention and
+occupy all the accommodation to our exclusion. Josephine gave us
+a miserable breakfast, no doubt owing to that accursed barouche;
+and, after all, our bill was most exorbitant. Thought our postilion
+was mad--for never saw French postilion dash along so recklessly
+and at such a pace: the cabriolet rolled from side to side, and
+jerked and jumped so that I expected we should plunge through the
+windows. Still it was pleasant to get on. At last we overtook the
+barouche, and the mystery was explained, for our gentleman relapsed
+at once into the tamest of postilions, sticking himself close up to
+the other carriage, with his horses’ noses under its very dicky.
+Occupant of this a gentleman’s gentleman of the very first water,
+who sadly annoyed F. by his impudent staring. Urged our hero of the
+jack-boots and sheep’s-skin pelisse to pass ahead, for the heavy
+barouche, although drawn by four horses, could only get on at a
+jog-trot pace. Urged long in vain. At last, just as he was about to
+push on, the gentleman in the dicky dropped his glove, and our most
+polite postilion actually stopped, dismounted, picked it up, and
+again driving up in the wake of the barouche, presented it with the
+utmost deference of manner to the supercilious scoundrel. Got furious
+now, and commenced such a volley that I at last actually succeeded
+in driving him ahead of the barouche just as we approached Clermont.
+Another marriage at St Juste: bride very pretty, and guns fired in
+abundance as before. Clermont uncommonly prettily situated. Did not
+alight, but enjoyed some delicious grapes which women and girls
+brought and sold for a song. Hence to Creil; a great improvement
+in the scenery, which became rich, diversified, and well wooded,
+until near that place we descended into the beautiful bottom of the
+Oise, with its wooded hill and white cliffs. Found here a garrison
+of Belges. Our postilion still more mad. As we had foreseen, there
+was some difficulty in getting rooms at the Hotel de Bourbon at
+Chantilly, and we had scarcely secured them ere the barouche drove
+up, but could not find accommodation. Visited the chateau of the
+Prince de Condé. Stables magnificent; an immense lofty hall, as big
+as a church, with a fine cupola--around are the stalls, &c.--splendid
+idea! Our dinner even more than usually ridiculous by the number of
+little _plats_--a regular doll’s; liqueurs of sorts, all very bad,
+in cruet-bottles--aniseed the only one drinkable. In the evening
+entertained by the singing of the Nassau troops stationed here. Bad
+news from Paris. In the next room a party of London shop-boys, or
+some such thing. One of these, pretty drunk, wanted to be called in
+the morning, and as our doors were open, we had the full benefit and
+advantage of the fine language propounded to the waiter: “Garçon! mon
+domestique à cinq heure et demie.” Garçon does not comprehend; tries
+over and over again. “Je ne vous comprends pas, monsieur, se fait
+entendre toujours.” At last impatient, “Well, dammee, ’tis simply
+this, my man: tell my servant to call me at half-past five o’clock.”
+We went to our bedroom ere the matter was settled. The French seem to
+think nothing of damp sheets--ours were actually wet.
+
+_10th._--Our host gave us a most comfortable breakfast, after which
+we set off in high spirits for Paris; the day fine and scenery
+lovely. Whilst changing horses at Luzarches, some non-commissioned
+officers of the Belgic or Nassau troops stationed there were
+exceedingly impertinent to F., but I had no time to obtain redress,
+so left them.
+
+After passing Pierrefitte, made our postilion turn off the chaussée
+spite of his objections, and attempt to reach Stain; but we soon
+found the cross-road so bad, nearly smashing our wheels, that we
+were glad to regain the chaussée. Whilst stopping at the post-house
+at St Denis, Frazer and Ambrose rode up. From them we learned that
+old Webber had made my house very comfortable; so determined not to
+stay in Paris, but to give up our cabriolet, and return forthwith
+to Stain. This we accordingly did, driving straight to the Remise,
+Rue Faubourg St Denis, where we hired a fiacre, and reached Stain
+about dusk. It was a cold gloomy evening. The story of comfort was
+exaggerated. Webber had hired some little, shabby, old furniture;
+but the place looked wretched, and when F. became fully aware of
+its discomforts, her enthusiasm gave way like snow before the sun;
+she burst into tears. The heroics vanished, and she confessed
+she wished herself again in England. The room had indeed a most
+forlorn appearance: a handful of fire flickered in the grateless,
+gaping chimney; the little furniture was of the coarsest kind; the
+uncarpeted floor of brick;--desolation everywhere! We had had no
+dinner, and, except some ration-beef, nothing could be procured. Some
+of this, however, was cooked and despatched; and, as the best thing
+we could do, we set to work putting to rights, and making the most
+of it. Nothing could equal the surprise of Madlle. Rose at finding
+that the smooth-faced bourgeois was indeed the identical mustachioed
+commandant she had been accustomed to months ago. Next morning
+found a poultry-yard--rabbits, &c., all provided by the attentions
+of old Robertson, my quartermaster-sergeant. Things looked better;
+F. was refreshed, consequently in better spirits. The visits of
+congratulation and kind attentions of our villagers delighted her;
+but M. le Maire stood like one thunderstruck when introduced to his
+old friend with a new face. My cow dead, but another was negotiating
+for. The history of the defunct was, that she was a commissariat
+issue to me as so many rations; but, instead of putting her to death,
+I kept her for her milk.
+
+Here, again, I am without a guide, or nearly so--my diary ends; and,
+to continue our residence at Stain, I am reduced to a few brief
+notices preserved in my general journal.
+
+That residence was uncomfortable enough, for the winter set in with
+a degree of severity unknown in England; and our house, both from
+its construction and furnishing, was ill calculated, under such
+circumstances, to afford comfort, or indeed at times to prevent
+suffering. However, we were in paradise compared to the situation of
+the little farmers (cultivateurs) and still poorer people amongst
+whom we were thus domiciliated. With them we found that it was no
+uncommon practice to live in the stable, &c., among the cattle, for
+the sake of sparing fuel--the animals helping to keep them warm.
+
+Sometimes I took F. to Paris to see the lions; but it was sad, cold,
+dirty work. The streets were ankle-deep in mud; even the walks of
+the Palais Royal, the Passage des Panoramas, &c., were covered with
+mud, carried in on people’s feet. Sometimes I took a walk; but the
+country, now stripped of its verdure, presented an aspect hideously
+cheerless. What could be more so than the extensive, dreary,
+snow-covered plain extending from St Denis to the foot of Montmartre
+without a redeeming tree? Like other highroads, the one crossing this
+plain to La Chapelle, we were told, had once been bordered by trees,
+but they were cut down on the approach of the Allied armies, I think,
+last year.
+
+Soon after arriving, having published through the commune our want
+of a female servant, Mademoiselle Rose introduced Angélique. My
+wife took a liking to her immediately; so, having exchanged written
+contracts with M. l’Ecuyer (her father), engaging to take care of,
+and send her back from England free of expense, she was engaged, and
+forthwith entered on her functions, as cook, lady’s-maid, &c. M.
+l’Ecuyer is (like most of our neighbours) a cultivateur--works his
+own little bit of land, and is independent, except of poverty; for
+these little cultivateurs work hard and fare harder, as far as I can
+learn.
+
+Sometimes our _séjour_ was enlivened by visits from our own officers,
+or from some of those stationed in St Denis, La Vertu, and even
+from Paris: and occasionally more genial weather allowed F. to ride
+Cossack; but these rides were necessarily confined to the park. With
+the villagers we had become as much at home as Frenchmen could be. As
+for our _ménage_, it got on pretty well; and once we even ventured
+on giving a dinner to Wells and Ambrose, which went off pretty well;
+and once we went and passed a day with Sir A. Frazer at the Hotel du
+Nord.
+
+Again, one bitter cold black day, we visited the Abbey of St Denis,
+and went shivering through its vaults, and were shown the last home
+prepared by Napoleon for himself. The town was crowded with troops
+on their march northwards. Once or twice F. was able to ride to
+Paris; but it was hard work. Amongst other amusements in Stain, we
+had one not very agreeable, and which kept us in a continual state of
+excitement. Our men were continually setting fire to their quarters,
+particularly the chateau of Admiral Rosily. The villagers said this
+arose from their removing the ashes, and making their fires on the
+bare hearth, which thus became so hot as to set fire to the beams
+beneath. They therefore advised the men to leave the ashes and make
+their new fire on them. This they did; but Admiral Rosily wrote
+to tell me that no fires ought be lighted up-stairs in his house,
+as the chimneys were only intended as ventilators, and therefore
+begged us to confine the fires to the ground-floor. At the stables
+of the chateau, over which a detachment was lodged, a fire occurred,
+and continued smouldering in the beams for a fortnight, the centre
+remaining on fire when we thought it extinguished.
+
+At length the period of our departure drew nigh, and arrangements
+were made at headquarters which totally disorganised my troop at the
+moment when a perfect organisation was most necessary. During the
+campaign, a detachment of the driver-corps had been attached to each
+troop of horse-artillery, our own establishment being insufficient
+for the additional carriages. These were now to be withdrawn and sent
+home; and accordingly, all this rabble from Bull’s and other troops
+still in the neighbourhood of Paris were sent to mine as destined
+for England. Secondly, all my officers were allowed to desert me.
+Captain Webber protested he was too weak to undertake such a journey,
+and obtained leave to remain in Paris; my surgeon (Ambrose) was
+permitted to remain in charge of him; Lieutenant Bruce neither liked
+the winter-march nor quitting Paris, where he was doing aide-de-camp
+to his cousin, Lady Castlereagh; two lieutenants (Maunsell and
+Wells) remained to march with the troop; but the former had resolved
+on leaving the service, and the latter had obtained an exchange to
+a troop forming part of the Army of Occupation, consequently he
+accompanies us only a part of the way to Calais--and thus no very
+great zeal could be expected from either of these. Thirdly, we were
+ordered to give up our white cross-belts to G troop, in exchange
+for their waist-belts--exhibiting thus our old worn jackets in all
+their nakedness. Fourthly, our overalls were in rags--new ones had
+been ordered, and were on the road from Brussels, but we were not
+allowed to wait for them. Add to all this the casualties of a long
+winter-march, bad lodging, and worse weather, and the condition
+of the troop on reaching Calais may be imagined. The defection of
+Ambrose, however, was counterbalanced by my old friend Hitchins
+getting leave to accompany us to England. He, too, intended quitting
+the service.
+
+_December 16th._--Hitchins joined us at Stain; and as he brought
+his own bed, I gave him a room in my chateau. The knotty question
+of how F. and Angélique were to travel was settled between them
+and Hitchins; and, overruling my scruples, it was arranged that
+a cabriolet should be hired for Calais, to be drawn by a pair of
+troop-horses, with the driver for postilion. Accordingly, on the 18th
+Hitchins went to Paris and procured the vehicle, whilst we continued
+our preparations.
+
+_19th._--The troop under Maunsell marched at an early hour for
+Beaumont, our first halting-place. One would have fancied that the
+village militia was about to quit home. No one thought of work: the
+whole population of the commune assembled in the park; endless the
+leave-takings, and I believe sincere the expressions of friendship
+and regrets at separation. Many of the cultivateurs, whose carts we
+had taken for the baggage, cheerfully volunteered accompanying us all
+the way to Calais.
+
+Our own baggage delayed us so much that it was eleven A.M. before we
+were under way--F. and Angélique (whose relations to the twentieth
+degree had thronged our house all the morning) in the _calèche_,
+Hitchins and myself on horseback, followed by Gunner Fitzgerald, my
+orderly, and my groom Milward, in uniform and carrying my Waterloo
+lance. The day was fine, and the country pretty enough for the
+season; so that, after getting on the chaussée at Pierrefitte, we
+moved on merrily and agreeably until evening, when the sky clouded
+over, it became very cold, and soon a heavy fall of snow came on,
+in the midst of which we arrived at Beaumont, and found our people
+just forming the park, and those of Major Dyas already snug in their
+quarters. His battery had been ordered to march with us; but he had
+also orders not to interfere in any way with me or mine.
+
+Our billet was on an iron merchant, and thither we proceeded,
+whilst Hitchins went in search of his own. Our house was a
+respectable-looking one outside; inside it was much like a great
+foundry, or some such place--almost the whole of it being one vast
+hall, lighted from above, and full of bar-iron standing against the
+walls. An open staircase conducted us to a small gallery; up one
+more step and into a neat little room--but, from the scarcity of
+furniture and badness of the fire, looking sufficiently cheerless: a
+table, covered as usual with oil-cloth, two or three plain chairs,
+a bed without curtains, and windows without shutters;--such was the
+domicile into which we were ushered by a hideously ugly and most
+sulky maid-servant. Assistance from the house we soon found we must
+not expect, and sent out for something to eat; but the answer was
+_nil_, and we were forced to content ourselves with some bad tea
+and bread-and-butter. The evening was wretchedly cold, and our fire
+so insufficient that we were glad to get to bed; but here, again,
+were _wet_ sheets, and we were obliged to get between the blankets.
+Miserable evening!
+
+_20th._--Weather improved. Started about eleven, and, traversing
+a beautiful and fertile country, arrived in the afternoon at the
+pretty village of Noailles, where we found ourselves billeted
+on a rich old gentleman, who did not ask us to his table, but in
+every other respect did his utmost to make us comfortable; and so
+in reality we were, for our apartment was delightfully so; our
+fare good; and our host furnished us liberally with good wine and
+cider. Passed the evening playing dominoes, and wishing we could
+stay in such nice quarters. Began to find Angélique[28] very useful
+in communicating with the people, whose ways she understood better
+than we. Noailles is but a poor village, although prettily situated;
+however, there is a manufactory here of those pretty bands which
+French women wear below _the knee_.
+
+_21st._--A short march to Beauvais, where we arrived early; and
+whilst I parked the guns and saw my people put up, Hitchins
+accompanied F. in search of my quarters. My duty finished, I followed
+to a handsome house, where I understood they were. Whilst making
+inquiries under the gateway, Madame herself came out and told me
+rather angrily that I could have no quarters there, as the colonel
+(my travelling title) and his lady already occupied all she was bound
+to furnish. I endeavoured to explain that the gentleman up-stairs
+was my friend, that I was M. le Colonel, and had sent him to escort
+my wife, &c. &c. At the word _femme_, the _insolente_ with a sneer
+turned from me with, “Ah! soi-disante.” A scene occurred; Monsieur
+himself came out, who I insisted should be responsible for his wife’s
+tongue. At last they begged pardon, and I mounted the staircase
+according to direction, and found a most comfortable lodging--two
+well-furnished rooms and a small cabinet. The people sent up soon
+after to invite us to dinner, they being ordered to feed us; but we
+would not go, and made them send dinner up to us. Our rooms had only
+one drawback--they were rather gloomy, the windows opening upon a
+courtyard. Stayed three days in Beauvais, during which we lived well
+at the expense of our host; and having bought some cards, Hitchins
+came every evening to coffee, and we had a game at casino. Our
+mornings were passed in visiting the beautiful Gothic cathedral and
+other churches; the manufactory of tapestry, equalling that of the
+Gobelins, of which this is a branch; in shopping, and in riding about
+the neighbouring country, which is pretty--somewhat resembling that
+about Bath. One evening we went to the play--a dark dismal house, and
+quite a second-rate set of actors. Don’t know what the piece was,
+but the humour consisted in the _patois_ of an old Picard servant,
+who was continually repeating, “Ya! ya! ya! Munsincur!” There were
+a good many of us--all the officers of Ross’s troop and Dyas’s
+battery, _par excellence_. The pit was full of French soldiers; yet
+all went off cheerfully, until our people called for “Vive Henri
+Quatre,” which these Napoleonists fiercely opposed, and a row ensued,
+which terminated at last amicably. The ramparts of Beauvais form a
+delicious promenade, which I enjoyed; whilst F. and Hitchins were
+gadding about from shop to shop, buying lace, cambric, &c.
+
+_22d._--I intended marching forward to-morrow, but Quartermaster
+Robertson, who was sent on to take up our quarters, returned at
+midnight with the intelligence that all the villages ahead of us were
+still full of troops. Relinquished the idea.
+
+Major Dyas came to coffee. When he heard of the insult offered to
+F. he insisted upon going immediately to pull my host by the nose.
+“_Bloody D._” was one of those jewels we received at the Union
+from the Irish artillery--tall, gaunt, and muscular, with a most
+truculent physiognomy. His cognomen was received on account of the
+ferocity he had displayed in the Irish Rebellion. Now he had become
+a gallant Lothario (not a gay one), and, if report spoke true, had
+already two wives, and had nearly succeeded in picking up a third in
+Paris--daughter of a gentleman of very good property, at whose house
+he had been billeted. Strange how insinuating these Irishmen are. To
+look at D. one would never suppose that a girl, young enough to be
+his daughter, handsome, and rich withal, could ever have fallen in
+love with such a man; and yet those best acquainted with the affair
+assured me that it was indubitably true.
+
+_23d._--Great market or fair--immense quantity of woollen cloth,
+manufacture of the town and neighbourhood. Preparations making for
+a grand procession in honour of Jeanne Hachette, who distinguished
+herself in the defence of the place against the Duc de Bourgogne in
+1740. Until I looked into the history, I thought it had been, as some
+of the people informed me, in honour of Joan of Arc. Beauvais is a
+gloomy, old-fashioned town; the streets very narrow, and, during our
+stay, very dirty. What they might be in summer I can’t guess, but
+they look as if they must be then redolent of the same sulphurous
+odour as those of Paris.
+
+_24th._--Marched to Grandvilliers; everything looking wretched, for
+the day was dark and excessively cold: in France, on such occasions,
+there are no redeeming features. The country is in most cases without
+enclosures, and the few trees, stripped of their verdure, present
+most cheerless pictures, unrelieved by any appearance of warmth
+or comfort about the mean and wretched-looking dwellings of the
+peasantry. These, when we entered the village, presented rather a
+better appearance than usual, for all were _en habits de Dimanche_,
+which was the day. Lodged F. in the post-house (here an inn), and
+then went round our billets. Village very large, two broad streets
+crossing each other, but the houses all farms or cottages, most of
+them of mud, like the Devonshire cobbe, and all thatched; the site
+of the place a dead flat, but pretty well clothed with trees. At
+our post-house we procured a tolerably decent though very small
+parlour, the chimney of which, however, smoked so terribly that,
+spite of the weather, we were obliged to sit constantly with the door
+open; up-stairs (this was a sort of addition to the original house
+projecting into the yard) a bedroom of the same size, in which were
+two beds; and nothing could exceed the astonishment of our friend the
+chambermaid at our arrangement of sleeping together. The inhabitants
+here were ordered by beat of drum to feed us. We now came under the
+command of Sir Denis Park, who commands at Calais and up the road as
+far as this place, he having the arrangement of the embarkations.
+
+We lived well at our inn, and remedied the open door by a large
+screen. Every evening we saw company--_i. e._, our officers--and,
+although the weather was very cold, passed our time pleasantly
+enough. One day an immense market or fair afforded us ample
+amusement; another, our attention and curiosity were excited by the
+arrival of a troop of the National Guard, _à cheval_, from Beauvais;
+but, after staying the whole afternoon and night, they departed the
+next morning without our being a bit the wiser. One day the Earl of
+Westmeath arrived, and stopped all night; his lordship was obliged to
+put up with the rooms we had rejected.
+
+_January 1, 1816._--At last the order for our advance having arrived,
+we marched this morning from Grandvilliers, several _paysannes_ of
+the village following the troop as volunteers for l’Angleterre,
+betraying the effects of idleness in country quarters. Whilst
+preparing to set off, our host presented a bill for our living, &c.,
+amounting to nine napoleons, which I was about to pay, when Hitchins
+and F. interfered, asking the good man whether he would have dared
+appear before a Prussian officer with such a thing, and telling him
+after the manner his countrymen had treated all other countries that
+he ought to think himself well off in being treated so leniently.
+He did not subscribe to this, and an argument ensued which I was
+sorry for, but was weak enough to allow my better intentions to be
+overruled; and at last, when Monsieur begged I would at least certify
+that he had not been paid, I did so on the bill, stating as reason
+that the inhabitants had been ordered to feed us. Our march to Poix,
+the next halting-place, was through a country that never could be
+very interesting, still less so in its wintry garb, until, from the
+summit of a high hill, we looked down upon the lovely valley in
+which that village is situated. On arriving we found all the world
+_en habit de Dimanche_ celebrating the opening of the new year. The
+principal features in this celebration were the kisses exchanging
+in all directions, the enormous stiffly-starched caps of the women,
+and the music that paraded continually through the streets. The
+_auberge_ we found so noisy, smoky, dirty, and the landlord such
+an uncivil brute, that we immediately commenced a search for a
+better billet. For a time success seemed uncertain; the houses of
+the peasantry were too filthy to be thought of. Not far from the
+_auberge_ we found a good house, but shut-up doors and windows. In
+vain Hitchins and I knocked and threatened, or asked information of
+its inhabitants from the neighbours; nobody would answer from within,
+and nobody would answer without--at least more than “Je n’en sais
+rien, monsieur.” At last we found a respectable sort of old-fashioned
+farmhouse, the mistress of which (a widow) was factotum to the Prince
+de Poix, proprietor of the village, and much of the neighbouring
+country,--and hither we immediately removed, bag and baggage. A
+labyrinth of dark passages led to a large, gloomy, wainscoted room,
+in one corner of which was a great old-fashioned bed, with yellow
+damask curtains, like the one we slept in at Breteuil. Here we
+established ourselves, and Angélique had a small cabinet hard by,
+whilst the men were put up in the more distant part of the house
+occupied by the family. Although there was a large fireplace, in
+which we kept up capital fires, the place was very cold; but a
+couple of old screens in some measure remedied this, and at last we
+thought ourselves tolerably comfortable. Our park was formed on the
+site of the ancient castle of the princes, now almost entirely gone,
+except a few mounds marking out the ground-plan. The village of Poix,
+though covering a great deal of ground, is not large; for, except
+the few houses standing contiguous to the _auberge_, the others are
+scattered up and down, widely apart from each other. The situation
+is extremely pretty in summer, probably beautiful: a deep and rather
+narrow valley, with a small stream running through it; partly below
+the village covered with woods, which also ran over and clothed
+all the surrounding hills--not close thick copse, but composed of
+trees and thickets of coppice, through which one might ride in
+all directions on a carpet of turf. On a steep bank, immediately
+opposite our dwelling, was the little church, unpretending, but
+having a beautiful Gothic western doorway, over which, as a record
+of revolutionary folly, was painted in large letters, “_Temple de
+la Raison_;” these had been either whitewashed or painted over, but
+insufficiently, for they were still distinctly legible. The weather
+during our stay at Poix (seven days) was gloomy and very cold, yet we
+managed to have many interesting rides amongst the woods. Hitchins
+dined with us always, and came provided with some excellent wine,
+which he procured from his own hostess. In one of our walks, at the
+fork of the roads to Amiens and Abbeville, we found a diminutive
+chapel with a figure of the Virgin in it, and as diminutive a priest,
+humpbacked. He showed us his chapel, and we put some money into his
+box, and so parted mutually satisfied. It was at this corner that I
+met an elderly French veteran trudging towards the village in his
+_capote_ and forage-cap, with the usual goat-skin knapsack: he was
+_minus_ an arm, and upon questioning him I found that he had left it
+at Waterloo. Something interesting in this interview.
+
+In the village we found a corporal and four privates of the 18th
+Hussars, stationed here for despatches. The corporal fell in love
+with Angélique, and proposed for her, but was rejected. Her lover
+gave us an alert one night to deliver a despatch (these hussars
+always come in the night!), and I made sure we were off. It was an
+order to have divine service every Sunday.
+
+_8th._--At length on the 7th the order did come, and this day we
+marched to Airaines through a sufficiently dismal country, and
+weather very cold and gloomy, still followed by the girls from
+Grandvilliers. Some part of the country, from its hilliness and
+numerous orchards, in some measure resembled Devonshire; but as we
+approached the town these cease, and we saw again only extensive and
+treeless plains.
+
+Airaines at first sight was not calculated to remove the unpleasant
+feeling excited by its neighbourhood: rather large for a country
+town, and lying on a gentle slope; its streets irregular, and
+buildings mean, dirty, and ruinous-looking;--altogether very gloomy.
+Our billet was on the _auberge_ where the diligences stopped, a
+house of very inferior description, in which we did not establish
+ourselves without difficulty, and then wretchedly enough. For
+ourselves we got a room with two dirty beds in it, and only the
+coarsest kind of furniture; floor inch-thick in dirt, and having
+chinks between the planks, so gaping that we could see everything
+going on below--and being over the gateway, the great lounge of the
+postilions, _gens-d’armes_, &c., we had not only the advantage of
+all their conversation, but also of their eternal tobacco-pipes;
+also the full benefit of a most cooling breeze continually blowing
+through the gateway. The only room we could procure for Angélique was
+occupied by a postilion, and he was unwilling to evacuate, so that a
+little tyranny became necessary to gain possession. We turned him
+out _vi et armis_. In this wretched place we remained a fortnight,
+during which the weather, always gloomy, was at times bitterly cold,
+or heavy rain. As the whole troop could not be lodged here, it was
+necessary to detach Maunsell with one division to a village at least
+five miles off; and Wells, pretending there was no lodging to be
+procured here, asked leave to accompany him--notwithstanding which,
+our surgeon, Ambrose, who overtook us here, immediately obtained very
+comfortable quarters. Hitchins also was uncommonly well lodged in the
+house of an old smuggler. Our park was formed on an open space by
+the road to Abbeville, just without the town, where, as the weather
+was too cold for our guard to remain in a tent, I asked the mayor to
+procure them accommodation in a house hard by. This he refused, until
+I made preparations to bring our park into the market-place, which
+alarmed him so much that he immediately complied. The market-place,
+by the way, was precisely similar to the old buildings one sees in
+English country towns; and here the two Sundays during our stay I
+performed divine service. To pass our time here we sometimes rode
+about the dreary neighbourhood, where we discovered a ruined castle;
+and in another part a rather pretty village, with a fine manor-house
+and park; but the people soon drove us away from this last, not only
+by their abuse, but even pelting us with stones. In bad weather
+we resorted to a wretched billiard-table opposite our inn, where
+I taught F. the game, and drank bitter coffee to my cigars. There
+was nothing extraordinary in her frequenting this table, as it is
+customary for females to do so; and there were seldom any other
+people present than our own.
+
+In addition to our other occupations, the diligence afforded a
+daily and short amusement as it stopped at our inn-door. I can see
+now the great lumbering machine just drawn up, a clown in a blue
+smock-frock, linen forage-cap with a huge peak sticking straight
+out, and a long coach-whip in hand, seated on the near wheeler,
+guiding by cord-reins the three cart-horses harnessed abreast as
+leaders; and two tall soldier-like _gens-d’armes_, in their neat blue
+uniforms and cocked-hats, stepping up to the door, and whilst one
+examines the way-bill, the other mounts the step of the vehicle and
+scrutinises the passengers. They were fine fellows these, and we got
+tolerably intimate with them. Every evening Hitchins came to us and
+played a rubber of casino. One evening standing at our window, we
+saw some sheep come down the opposite street; two or three went into
+the passage of a house, the door of which was instantly closed by an
+old woman, and we both exclaimed, “Ah, the wretch! she steals the
+sheep.” Our servants who stood by laughed, and explained that the old
+shepherd (who now appeared sauntering slowly along) was the guardian
+of the town flock, which he conducted to pasture daily.
+
+Accordingly the next morning the old man again marched under our
+window towards the fields, blowing his horn, at which sound the door
+opposite again opened, and out sallied the same sheep following the
+old man, and forming with others assembling from all quarters a large
+flock, which we found him with in the fields when we went to ride.
+
+_22d._--Marched to Abbeville. Billeted on a velvet manufacturer
+with a pretty wife; excellent house, comfortable living. Visit the
+cathedral and walk about the town.
+
+Forgot that I tried one of my men by a court-martial at Airaines
+upon a charge of stealing bacon, brought against him by a peasant
+of the village where Maunsell was quartered. Sent on to Abbeville
+for a captain, and Close came over for the purpose. The _patois_ of
+the witnesses was so mixed up with English as to astonish us; one in
+particular we shrewdly suspected of being an English deserter. It
+was, however, only the _patois_ of Picardy. “Yes” was much oftener
+used than “oui” by them. On our way here from Airaines, descending to
+the Somme at Point de Remy, I saw a very large Roman encampment on a
+neighbouring hill: country about the river pretty as usual. Here most
+of my horses were put up in the riding-school of the cavalry barrack.
+Our host’s family consisted of himself, a grown-up son, a female
+cousin, and his pretty wife, who was very civil, and went shopping
+with F., but disgusted me at breakfast by holding up a beastly
+pocket-handkerchief and spitting at it.
+
+_23d._--Much pleased at marching to Montreuil, as we had expected Rue
+and Nampont would have been our destination. Comfortable inn--the
+same Sterne was at; and our _salle_ the identical room in which
+LaFleur slept--so said our host. Excellent dinner: Hitchins dined
+with us, and we drank two bottles of prime champagne. Wells left us
+here to join my old troop at St Pol. As we were tired, we slept so
+soundly that we never knew until morning that the house had been set
+on fire during the night by a drunken officer of infantry.
+
+_24th._--Wretched morning, snowing heavily, and very cold. Hitchins
+suffered much from our ride, and got sulky because F. and Angélique
+laughed at him. Stopped at Samer to see our friends the Demoiselles
+Mallet, and get some hot wine.
+
+At Boulogne our billet was on a capital house; but our host, an old
+officer (I think colonel), extremely sulky and disobliging--obliged
+to send to a restaurateur’s for our dinner. Walked about the town and
+on the ramparts. No snow here, though the weather was excessively raw
+and windy. Ramparts pretty; the only trees in the neighbourhood are
+on them.
+
+At night had gone to bed, expecting to remain a day or two, and were
+not yet asleep when some one tapped at our window, which opened into
+a little flagged court. I got up and found a hussar (as usual), who
+brought me a note, which I could not read until he went and got a
+light. It was an order to march to-morrow to Guines.
+
+_25th._--As our landlord (commandant of the National Guard) had
+been anything but civil, we set off without taking leave of him.
+Other cavalry besides ourselves had halted in Boulogne, and we
+found the road covered with troops, stragglers, and baggage. Amidst
+these we struggled on as far as Marquise, where we left the chaussée
+for a villanous cross-road, by which, about noon, we arrived at
+Guines, a very pretty little town, and the day being fine, a
+very cheerful-looking one. Our billet (if billet it were) was a
+capital one--the Chateau de Beauscite; the owner, M. le Baron de
+Guesclin, with Madame and his daughters, received us most kindly.
+The family consisted of M. le Baron, a good-natured, but ugly, and
+not very genteel-looking man, about sixty; Madame la Baronne, a
+jolly good-looking woman of forty; one very sickly-looking daughter
+about twenty-two; another a year or so older, hideously marked
+with small-pox, but extremely obliging and good-natured; and a
+tall awkward son of about twenty. The house comfortable and well
+furnished. We were treated quite on the footing of guests, and even
+welcome ones. Style of living much the same as that of an English
+country gentleman of easy fortune. After dinner the Baron proposed
+showing us our room and the house. Passing through his own bedroom,
+with a knowing wink he gave me to understand that he did not follow
+modern fashions in sleeping separate from his wife; for, pointing to
+the ample and handsome bed, he exclaimed loud enough to be heard by
+all, “M., voilà la fabrique des enfans!” Madame looked archly over
+her shoulder at me and burst out laughing.
+
+_26th._--Fine day. Breakfast of tea, &c., got up expressly for us,
+as when alone they have no such regular meal, but merely take a cup
+of coffee. Afterwards the son showed me the stables, stud, farm,
+&c., and then, mounted on a long-tailed Norman horse, with military
+saddle and bridle, took us to see the obelisk erected on the spot
+where Blanchard descended after crossing the Channel in his balloon.
+The country pretty, because well wooded; and from the hill I once
+more saw the white cliffs of England, although I will not pretend to
+have experienced any very great delight in so doing, as the future
+promised nothing good, and I would rather have remained in France.
+Reduction, Woolwich duties, and insipidity from the total absence of
+excitement--such was the prospect before me.
+
+In the afternoon a very handsome young man (an officer in some
+cavalry corps) came in and dined with us. His father, an old
+gentleman of good fortune in the neighbourhood, had served many
+years in the hussars, and was (I believe) Madame’s brother. In the
+evening came in the family confessor--a fat, greasy priest--who made
+himself quite at home; but they did not seem over well pleased with
+his company. Servants singing in the kitchen: opened a little trap in
+the wall of a cupboard which communicated with the kitchen to hear a
+young girl from St Omer sing “Brulant d’Amour” and “Partant pour la
+Guerre,” which she did with great sweetness. Our hopes of enjoying
+this pleasant billet for some days disappointed by the order to march
+to-morrow into Calais, only eight miles off.
+
+_27th._--Gloomy cold day. A mass to be celebrated for the soul of
+Louis XVI. I had promised M. le Baron to allow my men to assist in
+the procession, but instead was obliged to take leave as they were
+about to begin. Early in the morning all the front of the chateau
+was hung with black cloth. Nothing could be kinder or even more
+affectionate than our leave-taking, and Madame obliged F. to wrap up
+in a rich _pelerin_ of her own, which we were to leave at Quillacq’s.
+The distance being so short, we were not long on the road, which
+for the most part lay along the canal as far as St Pierre, a great
+straggling suburb of Calais, in which we were to halt. Nothing could
+be worse than our accommodations here--horses and men scattered about
+by twos and threes, far and wide; some of them were sent back almost
+to Guines--so near at least as to hear distinctly the church-bells.
+As for us, we were put into a farmhouse, where they gave us a room
+without a fireplace, insufferable in such a season; therefore, being
+obliged to go into Calais to report our arrival to Webber Smith, I
+left F. and Hitchins hunting for another quarter. After some trouble
+I got a billet from the Quartermaster-General on the Lion d’Argent,
+in Calais, kept by an impudent English scoundrel named Oakshot, who
+was not at all well pleased at our being put on him. Rode back to St
+Pierre, where I found F. and Hitchins in a bedroom they had procured
+at a dirty smoky _brasserie_; so we all adjourned together to the
+Silver Lion.
+
+Here we were detained some time, which, however, was of less
+consequence, as we were lodged well and fed well. In other respects,
+however, the detention was anything but pleasant. Calais at the best
+of times must be a dismal stupid hole; at this season of storms,
+cold, rain, mud, &c. &c. it was scarcely endurable. Great part of my
+day was passed at or about the pier, whence, from time to time as
+vessels arrived, we shipped off some of our people.
+
+Nothing can be imagined more harassing and destructive than this
+process of embarkation. For example, my people, as before mentioned,
+were dispersed in all directions round the neighbourhood, even
+to the distance of six or eight miles, by twos and threes, &c.,
+so that they were under no control whatever. Meantime the guns,
+ammunition-waggons, &c., all dismounted and ready to put on board,
+remained exposed to all the weather on the pier. At daylight in
+the morning, according to orders, men and horses assembled there
+also, and remained--rain, hail, wind or snow (of all which we
+had plenty)--until dusk in the evening, when they were permitted
+to return to their billets for the night. Nothing could be more
+subversive of discipline and harassing to the men, or more ruinous
+to the horses; yet, from the system adopted by those who ruled the
+transport service, it could not well be avoided, since the vessels
+engaged were all schooners, sloops, &c.; and it was necessary,
+when any of these returned for a fresh cargo, that the embarkation
+should be as prompt as possible, not only for the more expeditiously
+getting the troops across, but because they were obliged to leave the
+harbour with the same tide, or remain twelve hours. These vessels
+did not go all to one place; thus my troop was landed by sixes and
+sevens at Dover, Sandwich, Deal, Ramsgate, &c., and then assembled
+at Canterbury. Webber Smith was our immediate commanding officer
+here; and Sir Denis Park, who commanded, occasionally rode down to
+see how things were going on, so that there was no getting out of
+the way, and our only relief was an occasional stroll about the
+muddy, dismal streets, lounging in some of the shops, &c. Thus time
+hung heavily on our hands. Hitchins had left us on the very first
+evening of our arrival at the Silver Lion, and we sadly missed his
+kind attentions--especially F., who, whilst I was at the pier, had no
+one to escort her about, and of course in such a place going alone
+was out of the question. I found a pleasing companion to while away
+time at the pier in the harbour-master, an old captain of the French
+navy, and a well-informed, gentlemanly person, from whom I picked
+up a good deal of information. I cannot omit noting the fact that
+a female bookseller here, whose _magazin_ we sometimes frequented,
+one day let out that she implicitly believed every one of the absurd
+lies respecting England contained in General Pelet’s book, and would
+hardly credit our contradiction of them.
+
+At last our tedious detention came, like all things else, to a
+conclusion. Two sloops, capable of containing all the remainder of
+my troop, came in one evening too late to sail before next morning,
+and with this last party I decided on embarking. When Angélique heard
+this she came and begged I would lend her a suit of my plain clothes,
+as the prefect had prohibited French women going with the English,
+and had already stopped many. Here was a dilemma. My old Scotch
+quartermaster, however, got us out of it. I don’t know how he passed
+the gates, but he did manage on the morning of the 25th January 1816
+to smuggle Angélique on board before daylight, and conceal her below,
+without the necessity of changing her female for male attire.
+
+After breakfast we embarked and immediately sailed. Webber Smith went
+with us, as we were the very last of the Royal Horse-Artillery. The
+weather was gloomy, cold, and stormy, but the wind was fair, and we
+were off Dover early in the afternoon. The tide would not admit even
+our little sloop into this miserable harbour before midnight, and
+she was hove to almost within speaking distance of the pier-head.
+Not relishing this position, we were glad to avail ourselves of
+a pilot-gig that came off and go ashore--although these fellows
+charged us a guinea a-head for thus carrying us about 200 yards.
+
+After an early dinner at the York Hotel, Smith set off post for
+Blackheath, where his family was residing.
+
+_26th._--To Canterbury. F. and Angélique in a post-chaise, to which
+I and Milward (carrying his lance) served as an escort, for I had no
+men to march with.
+
+So ended the memorable campaign of 1815.
+
+
+THE END.
+
+
+PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, EDINBURGH.
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] There was a species of Malmsey Madeira, the most delicious
+wine imaginable. The cellar seemed well stocked, and our table
+consequently was well supplied.
+
+[2] These people were deputies sent from the Provisional Government
+to treat with the Duke, but I have never made out yet who he of the
+decoration might have been.
+
+[3] The close Prussian collar, now so well known to the British
+army, was a novelty to us then: our collars were low, and cut down
+in front. The cavalry and horse-artillery particularly affected very
+narrow sloping collars.
+
+[4] This must have been a mistake, for the Duke dates his despatches
+from Loures on the 30th June, and the headquarters would hardly
+have been established in a place so utterly destroyed as is here
+described. Perhaps the place was La Chapelle, which I find in the
+map. My recollection of the scene here portrayed is quite perfect
+even now, although not of the name.
+
+[5] This makes it appear that my notes are right, answering with the
+map as they do.
+
+[6] We did this to be enabled to march more expeditiously and freely,
+observing this road to be quite clear of troops.
+
+[7] Bourget.
+
+[8] Mistake. They passed at St Germain on the 30th June, and were
+in position between Plessis Picquet and St Cloud, with reserve at
+Versailles, on 2d July.--See Duke’s despatch.
+
+[9] Several regiments from America marched through Garges this
+evening, and took up their station in front--fine corps of veterans,
+all having served in the Peninsula, and subsequently in America.
+Many a cheer from old comrades greeted their arrival. It was a
+soul-stirring sight, the proud march of these well-tried troops into
+our camp.
+
+[10] Amongst these parties some were of the _haut-ton_, and I saw
+many very elegant women. Indeed, amongst the bourgeoise there was no
+lack of beauty, and in manner much to admire, since they infinitely
+surpass our countrywomen of the same class in gracefulness of
+carriage and gentility of address.
+
+[11] Three windmills and an obelisk stand upon the summit next
+the gap, and a single mill on the isolated hill beyond it. The
+neighbourhood of Paris may be said to be characterised by the
+windmills which occupy every height, and thus testify to the sluggish
+nature of the streams watering the plains by the want of water-power.
+
+[12] The Prussians seize all forage not under escort and for our own
+use. Had they known this last was not the case, our non-commissioned
+officer would have availed little.
+
+[13] In English we have no word which will translate.
+
+[14] The _cornette_.
+
+[15] Le Nôtre had five feet (French) difference of level between one
+side and the other to remove. There is no accounting for taste.
+
+[16] It once was a garden, but was destroyed by the great fire.
+
+[17] These _bergeries_ are very numerous in the neighbourhood of
+Paris, where it seems the fashion among the great proprietors to
+keep flocks of merinos. Almost every chateau has its _bergerie_ and
+_vacherie_. We have one here in Stain belonging to M. le Marquis de
+Livry, as I know to my cost. The _bergerie_ consists of low sheds,
+forming a square. Within, they are fitted up with low racks for hay.
+The sheep are kept in these all the winter, and at night during the
+summer.
+
+[18] I cannot FEEL in public, especially when a _showman_ is telling
+me in a garbled manner that which would spontaneously flash across
+the memory if left to one’s self. When we do not _feel_, we _can’t
+write_.
+
+[19] Angélique told me since that Mademoiselle Rose fled to the woods
+with the rest of the villagers, and only returned when they did.
+
+[20] I suspect a fact I have since remembered must have suggested the
+idea of charging us with the lead. Finding the horses very ragged
+when I first joined the troop, I ordered all their manes to be
+plaited and loaded with lead, of which a sufficiency could have been
+picked up about the chateau or lawn, or off the ends or remnants of
+the _already_ cut pipes.
+
+[21] The two reserve troops.
+
+[22] Under the cliffs at the other extremity, near the Barrière de
+Clichy, is a similar mound, originating, no doubt, in the same way.
+It is now covered with fine trees, and forms an agreeable object as
+one approaches the Barrière. Its name (_Monceau_) perhaps points to
+its origin.
+
+[23] Early riser as I am, my neighbour here beat me considerably,
+for I always used to hear him harnessing his horses for work before
+daylight, which he did with a pretty annoying quantity of noise and
+chattering.
+
+[24] To me the most interesting part of this mound was its history,
+rising abruptly as it does so much above the surrounding ground. Is
+it an enormous barrow, like Silbury, or is it a natural accumulation
+of alluvium?
+
+[25] It must be remembered that in those days these, as well as many
+other things quite common in England, were novelties to Englishmen.
+
+[26] The rough journal from which I have with much trouble compiled
+this copy is here so confused and imperfect as to be of little or no
+use; and my great auxiliaries--letters to my wife, from which I was
+enabled to correct or confirm dates, and to make more circumstantial
+many subjects only mentioned in the journal--I have unwittingly
+destroyed. During my stay at Stain, too, I wrote by fits and starts.
+Amongst new scenes of every kind, and new people, the excitement was
+too great to admit of shutting one’s self up for study or writing.
+Thus, from the period I have now reached, my means are so few, that
+it is quite impossible to bring my journal (as I wished) down to our
+final departure from France--as complete as it might have been.
+
+[27] At three in the morning, when Lord Charles and his companion
+immediately landed and tried to persuade me to do the same, but I
+remained on board until daylight.
+
+[28] She cooked for us here.
+
+
+
+
+ TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE
+
+ Footnote [21] is referenced twice from page 197.
+
+ Obvious typographical errors and punctuation errors have been
+ corrected after careful comparison with other occurrences within
+ the text and consultation of external sources.
+
+ Some hyphens in words have been silently removed, some added,
+ when a predominant preference was found in the original book.
+
+ Except for those changes noted below, all misspellings in the text,
+ and inconsistent or archaic usage, have been retained.
+
+ Pg 15: ‘sout de vrais brigands’ replaced by ‘sont de vrais brigands’.
+ Pg 62: ‘the poperty of’ replaced by ‘the property of’.
+ Pg 71: ‘Inhabiants there’ replaced by ‘Inhabitants there’.
+ Pg 87: ‘cornetts’ replaced by ‘cornettes’.
+ Pg 115: ‘Cossac’s wounds’ replaced by ‘Cossack’s wounds’.
+ Pg 183: ‘M. le Berger de’ replaced by ‘M. le Berger and’.
+ Pg 197: ‘Garges, Arnonville’ replaced by ‘Garges, Arnouville’.
+ Pg 244: ‘pleasing undulalation’ replaced by ‘pleasing undulation’.
+ Pg 278: ‘the slighest moment’ replaced by ‘the slightest moment’.
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+<p><strong>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE</strong></p>
+
+<p>Footnote anchors are denoted by <span class="fnanchor">[number]</span>,
+and the footnotes have been placed at the end of the book.</p>
+
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+
+<h1>
+JOURNAL<br>
+<span class="fs50 lsp">OF THE</span><br>
+WATERLOO CAMPAIGN
+</h1>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+
+<p class="p1 pfs170 lsp3">JOURNAL</p>
+<p class="p2 pfs70">OF THE</p>
+<p class="p1 pfs170 lsp2">WATERLOO CAMPAIGN</p>
+<p class="p2 pfs70">KEPT THROUGHOUT THE CAMPAIGN OF 1815</p>
+
+<p class="p4 pfs80">BY THE LATE</p>
+<p class="pfs120 lsp2">GENERAL CAVALIÉ MERCER</p>
+<p class="p1 pfs70">COMMANDING THE 9TH BRIGADE ROYAL ARTILLERY</p>
+
+<p class="p4 pfs80 lsp2">IN TWO VOLUMES</p>
+<p class="p1 pfs120">VOL. II.</p>
+
+<p class="p4 pfs100 lsp2">WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS</p>
+<p class="pfs90 lsp2">EDINBURGH AND LONDON</p>
+<p class="pfs80 lsp2">MDCCCLXX</p>
+
+<p class="p4 pfs80"><em>The Right of Translation is reserved</em></p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_v"></a>[Pg v]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS OF THE SECOND VOLUME.</h2>
+<hr class="r10">
+
+<table class="autotable fs90">
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XV.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx"></td>
+<td class="tdrb fs70">PAGE</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">Passage of the Army—The Road blocked up—Preparing to Bivouac—The Nassauers—The White Flag—Reception at Forêt—The Peasantry—Village of
+ Montay—Ordered to Return—A Night Alarm—A Halt—Visit to Cateau—Our Allies Plundering—The German Bocks—Wretched Fare—Return to Forêt—Female
+ Costumes—Louis XVIII.—Again on the Move—Difficulties of our March—Aspect of the Country—Lose our Way—Our Destination at Last—Rejoin the
+ Main Army—Caulincourt’s Country House—Comfortable Quarters—A Warm Welcome—Our Sleeping-Quarters—French Cultivateurs—Their Characteristics—Our Dinner,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XVI.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">Passage of the Somme—Indifference of the Natives—Our Quarters—French Deserters—A French Chaussée—Mortemer and its Miseries—Improved
+ Aspect of the Country—First Traces of the Prussians—Prussian Revenge—A Deputation—Valley of the Oise—Its Scenery—Our March
+ unopposed—Preparation to Bivouac—Again in Advance—Beauty of the Scenery at Verneuil—Our Bivouac—Plundering—Senlis—Feelings of the
+ Population—Prussian Lancers—Devastation by the Prussians—Chenevière—Our Night-Quarters,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_33">33</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XVII.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_vi"></a>[vi]</span></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">The Cumberland Hussars—Warlike Rumours—Expectation and Excitement—A Quiet Morning—Orders to Advance—We come on the Enemy—Our Dilemma—In
+ Sight of Montmartre—First Glimpse of Paris—Prussian Devastations again—Comfortless Bivouac—Progress of the Prussians—A Halt—Davoust’s
+ Country Seat—Devastation in it—Destruction of the Library—Churlishness of our Allies—Rumours of Peace—St Denis—An Excursion—Aspect of
+ the Country—Revolting Destruction—The Destroyers at Work—Visitors for Paris—Inconstancy of the People—Aspect of the Crowd—At
+ Arnouvilles—The Royal Cortège—Louis XVIII.,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_60">60</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XVIII.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">On the March—The Seine—Beauty of the Country—Passage of the Seine—Colombes—Drawbacks—My Quarters—The Garden and Grounds—View from my
+ Window—My Chateau—Its Furnishings—State of our Horses—An Excursion—The Country round Paris—View of Paris—A Wet Day—My Landlord—Country
+ Pleasures—My Occupations—Our Fare—A Fracas—Our Brunswickers Mutinous—Their Complaints—My Answer to them—Harvesting—French Peasantry—The
+ Women—Food of the Peasantry—Inn Signs—A Lady of the Old Régime—A Ride to Paris—The Seine and its Banks—First Visit to Paris—Aspect of
+ the Streets—Parisian Equipages—The Champs Elysées—The Place Louis Quinze—The Austerlitz Column—London and Paris—The Streets of Paris—The
+ Boulevard des Italiens,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_94">94</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XIX.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">Our Major Domo—Inspection of Troops—Prospect of Change—Prussian Bivouac—The Louvre—The Venus de Medici—The Laocoon and the Apollo—The
+ Paintings—The Tuileries—The Gardens—The Palais Royal—Habitués of the Palais—Road to Malmaison—Malmaison—A Panic—A Farmhouse—Versailles—Sevres
+ and St Cloud—Hôtel Dieu and Nôtre Dame—The Invalides—Models of Fortresses—A Sunday,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_138">138</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XX.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_vii"></a>[vii]</span></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">My New Quarters—Their Desolate Aspect—First Night in them—Change of Abode—My New Residence—Ma’amselle Rose—A She-Dragon—Our Fare—The
+ Villagers—The Maire and his Complaints—More Grievances—The Postmaster of St Denis—Insolence of the Villagers—The Allied Sovereigns—A
+ Review—Difficulties—Order from Headquarters—A Complaint—A Visitor—Rascalities—The French Police—Pertinacity of my Persecutor—Church
+ Reopened—Sunday in France—Review of Prussians—A Scene—A Craven—Our Artillery—Positions of Troops—Scenes of Battles—View from
+ Montmartre—The Works on Montmartre—Belleville and Vincennes—Aspect of Country—Washerwomen—Village Gossip,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_166">166</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XXI.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">Sisters of Charity—New Messroom—A House-warming—The Bond Street of Paris—The Boulevards—Their
+ Frequenters—Street-Beggars—Street-Vendors—Street-Scenes—News-Rooms—Open-Air Loungers—An Exquisite—A Parisian
+ Restaurant—Waiters—Parisian Cookery—Paris by Night—Torment of Flies—Amicable Relations—The Peasantry—Again at Paris—A Russian
+ Equipage—A Picturesque Coachman—A Russian Boy—Russian Soldiers—The Austrians,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_206">206</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XXII.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">My First Ride to Paris—The Aristocratic Quarters—Different Quarters of the City—Differences in these—The Boulevards—The Quays—The
+ Squares of London and Paris—An Excursion—Again in Paris—Numbering the Streets—The Jardin des Plantes—The Menagerie—The Hothouses—Released
+ from Arrest—An Unfortunate Accident—A Comrade’s Quarters—Cabriolet-Drivers—The Fountains—A Street-Lecturer—Itinerant Violinist—A
+ Suicide—The Change of Dynasty—The Luxembourg—The Chamber of Peers—The Poultry and Flower Market—Marauding Neighbours—A Capture—Bibliothèque
+ Royale—Cabinet des Gravures—Shop-Signs in Paris—The Palais Royal—Café Aux Milles Colonnes—A Shoeblack’s Establishment—The Jardin du
+ Prince—The Place des Innocens—The Vegetable Markets—The Louvre once more—The Statuary,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_233">233</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XXIII.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_viii"></a>[viii]</span></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">Admiral Rosily’s Villa—The Duke and the 5th Division—Views in the Neighbourhood—Our Patron Saint—Village Amusements—The Fauigny
+ Affair—M. Fauigny and the Duke—Injustice of the Duke—Indifference as to Dress—A General Order—An Affray—Russian Review—The Allied
+ Sovereigns—The Russian Artillery—The Artillery Horses—Leave of Absence at last—Regrets at Leaving—My Portmanteau—Departure—Our
+ Journey—We take the Wrong Road—At Amiens—The Hôtel d’Angleterre—A Caravan Journey—A Cabriolet—A John Bull Astray—Montreuil—An English
+ Party—A Misadventure—England once more,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_273">273</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdc fs120" colspan="2">CHAPTER XXIV.</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdlx">Our Fellow-Passengers—From Dover to Calais—For Paris once more—Montreuil again—Abbeville and its Cathedral—A Bridal Party—Hotel at
+ Breteuil—A Race—Arrival at Clermont—The Stables at Chantilly—Our Old Quarters at Stain—Attempts at Comfort—A Dreary Winter—Our
+ Occupations—Outbreaks of Fire—Preparations for Departure—Preparations for a Start—Leave-Takings—Our Quarters at Beaumont—Noailles
+ and Beauvais—A Scene with our Hostess—The Theatre at Beauvais—Major Dyas—A Cheerless Day’s March—Grandvilliers—An Altercation with
+ our Host—Quarters at Poix—The Village and its Scenery—A Proposal—Comfortless Quarters—Difficulties at Airaines—Our Amusements—The
+ Town Shepherd—A Court-Martial—At Boulogne—At Guines—Kindness of Our Hosts—En Route for Calais—Our Stay there—Embarkation and its
+ Evils—Our Difficulties—Embark at last—England once more,</td>
+<td class="tdrb"><a href="#Page_304">304</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_1"></a>[Pg 1]</span></p>
+
+<p class="p2 pfs170 lsp3">JOURNAL</p>
+<p class="p2 pfs70">OF THE</p>
+<p class="p1 pfs170 lsp2">WATERLOO CAMPAIGN.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="r10">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XV">CHAPTER XV.</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>22d.</i>—Morning fine, and things look more cheerful.
+March, according to order, at four. Troop
+turned out of its wet bivouac; did not look very
+brilliant; moreover, there had been no time for
+cleaning. The village street such a perfect
+slough that even the riding-horses struggled
+through with difficulty, and our carriages stuck
+fast several times ere they could be brought to
+the hard ground beyond. Immediately on
+emerging from the orchards, we entered on the
+same cheerless uninteresting country as before:
+interminable fields of corn, without enclosures,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_2"></a>[2]</span>
+only broken here and there by small patches of
+coppice or young timber. Through this sort
+of country marched to Bavay; and here we
+formed up in the fields by the roadside and dismounted,
+whilst an officer was sent to summon
+the garrison of Maubeuge—the first word of an
+enemy since quitting Waterloo. As the infantry
+continued moving on, we were somewhat at a
+loss to conjecture what was to be done should
+the answer to our summons be unfavourable.
+The whole army—cavalry, infantry, and artillery,
+English and allies, all appeared to be marching
+along this one line of road. We heard nothing
+of any columns moving parallel on our flanks,
+and for about three hours that we halted here
+this incessant passing afforded us some amusement.
+The crowd was endless, though varied—regiments
+of infantry or cavalry following each
+other in constant succession, intermingled with,
+and striving to pass, the as endless file of waggons,
+baggage-carts, baggage-animals, led horses,
+batteries of artillery, and convoys of stores. All
+struggled to get ahead to choose a bivouac, or
+get the first-fruits of any village or farm on
+or near the road, which was sure to be left quite
+bare the moment the first corps passed—I mean
+bare of provisions; for I believe our people did<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_3"></a>[3]</span>
+not otherwise plunder. It might truly be said
+that a torrent of men and animals rolled along
+the road. Even when we resumed our march
+there was no cessation, no diminution of the
+crowd. The numbers of servants, sutlers, stragglers,
+and women were incredible, and added not
+a little to the general confusion. As far back,
+too, as I could see, the same swarm covered the
+road—the troops seemed to form the smallest
+part of the crowd. What the answer was to our
+summons we have not yet heard, but suppose all
+went on smoothly; for, after a wait of three or
+four hours, we again got under way, and made
+an attempt to penetrate the throng, but in vain—we
+got jammed and stuck fast. Lord Edward,
+seeing our case hopeless, abandoned us as soon as
+he could get his dragoons disengaged from the
+crowd, and took across the fields, leaving me
+directions to make the best of my way to Cateau
+Cambresis, and bivouac there if I did not find
+him and the brigade. In this state we were
+obliged to give up all thoughts of pushing on,
+and rest contented to swim with the stream. This
+swept us in due time into one end of Bavay
+(pleasingly situated on a rising ground) and out
+at the other, leaving just time to see that the
+place had a clean and cheerful appearance, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_4"></a>[4]</span>
+that the street we passed through was well built
+and had many genteel-looking houses in it.
+Quitting the town by a steepish hill, we entered
+the forest of Mormal; and the road was bordered
+on both sides by a thick coppice of hazel, young
+ash, &amp;c., over which the larger timber-trees
+reared their heads. Many corps of infantry had
+drawn off the road, and were busy cutting down
+the coppice to prepare their bivouacs by constructing
+huts of leaves and branches. Fires
+were made, and cooking already going on. Officers,
+divested of swords and sashes, were strolling
+amongst the thickets, or listlessly lolling under
+their leafy bowers. All this would have been
+very pretty, but that a heavy shower, which fell
+as we struggled through Bavay, had left everything
+dripping, consequently deteriorated the
+scene much. Still the grouping of the figures
+round the fires, or interspersed among the thickets,
+was very good. Emerging from the woods, we
+again entered on the ocean of corn; but here the
+features of the ground were bolder, and the view
+more extensive, though not less cheerless.</p>
+
+<p>At some distance ahead, in a deep valley, of
+which the heights all descended by fine bold
+slopes, stood the little town of Cateau amidst
+flat alluvial meadows, the lively verdure of which,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_5"></a>[5]</span>
+and that of a few trees, contrasted strikingly with
+the golden hue of all the country around it. The
+road along the plateau on which we now travelled
+was hard and excellent, so that, by watching our
+opportunity and pushing in whenever an opening
+in the crowd permitted, we managed, with
+some considerable wrangling, to get ahead. This
+was rather a dangerous operation, for the Belgic,
+and particularly the Nassau troops, were so savage,
+and so constantly threatening us with their bayonets,
+that I feared every minute we should come
+to blows. In this manner we had struggled on
+to the crest of the hill descending toward Cateau,
+where, to lessen the descent, it had been cut down,
+consequently was confined between high banks.
+Now, as the devil would have it, we got into this
+gully at the same time with a battalion of Nassau,
+and as both parties pressed on to head the other,
+some jostling ensued. Our wheels were too formidable
+to be resisted when in motion; but at
+last we got completely entangled, and then they
+turned upon us, striking our horses, and even
+pricking them with their bayonets. Our men, of
+course, resented this, and a serious affray was
+likely to take place; but at last, assisted by their
+officers, we disengaged ourselves without any one
+being materially hurt, although many had bruises,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_6"></a>[6]</span>
+scratches, and slight bayonet-stabs. In this
+affair one fellow was very deliberately going to
+give me a <i lang="fr">coup de bayonette</i> in the side, but old
+Quartermaster Hall knocked up the point with
+his sabre, and could scarcely be prevented from
+splitting his skull. The English, with whom we
+also occasionally crossed and jostled, contented
+themselves with abusing us. For some days after,
+we were constantly falling in with these very
+people, and our so doing resembling the approach
+of two angry dogs. I was constantly alarmed
+lest some serious affray should take place. But
+they have led me ahead of my march. Somewhat
+more than a mile before we came to the descent
+above mentioned, we passed through Forêt, a
+pretty large village, surrounded as usual by orchards,
+with a few small woods scattered about the
+vicinity, which diversified agreeably the otherwise
+monotonous scenery. On approaching this village,
+a dirty sheet or table-cloth, attached to a pole,
+and projected from a window of the church-tower,
+attracted our attention. It was the first time we
+had seen the immaculate <i lang="fr">pavillon blanc</i> since
+entering the French territory; and one could not
+but admire the wisdom and foresight which had
+established as a national standard what could be
+readily furnished at any moment by every, even<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_7"></a>[7]</span>
+the most humble, <i lang="fr">ménage</i>. A tall, thin, venerable-looking
+old man in the clerical habit stood by the
+roadside amidst several peasants, male and female.
+His countenance was radiant with joy, and he
+appeared quite elated in contemplating the column
+as it passed along. Pinch after pinch he took
+from a little tortoise-shell snuff-box in his left
+hand, whilst with earnestness he pointed out to,
+or seemed describing, something in our column.
+As I came up, followed by my trumpeter, the old
+man, uncovering his white head, made me a profound
+obeisance. This opened the interview, and
+I was soon master of his history. He had been
+driven from his <i lang="fr">curé</i> by the Revolution; returned
+on the abdication of Napoleon last year; but the
+return from Elba had again nearly caused a second
+flight. He had, however, ventured to remain, upon
+the affectionate assurances of his parishioners,
+and after suffering during the Hundred Days most
+horrid anxiety and even indignities, had at last
+been restored to security and tranquillity by the
+battle of Waterloo. He was now come out not
+only to witness the passage of the brave English,
+to whom his country and himself stood so much
+indebted, but also to meet and do homage to his
+beloved monarch, who he understood would pass
+through Forêt on his way to his capital. Nothing<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_8"></a>[8]</span>
+could exceed the good man’s joy; his spirits
+quite ran away with him, and his tongue ran
+nineteen to the dozen. At parting we cordially
+shook hands, and he tendered me the little tortoise-shell
+box with the most amiable <i lang="fr">bonhommie</i>.
+How the rustics gazed! They seem a very ignorant,
+simple people, the peasantry of this country.
+Hitherto, since passing the frontier, we have found
+them everywhere pursuing their rural labours
+with as much tranquillity as in the most profound
+state of peace: quite undisturbed by, and exhibiting
+very little curiosity about, the continued
+passage of foreign troops along their roads and
+through their villages. The village of Forêt presented
+a cheerful rustic aspect—such as a village
+should. Thatched barns and farmhouse in the
+usual style of such buildings in England, standing
+detached and retired from the broad street,
+if so it might be termed, embosomed in apple or
+cherry orchards;—quite unlike what one so often
+meets with in other parts of France, where the
+villages, of stone houses three or four storeys high,
+with large windows, &amp;c., appear more like pieces
+of towns cut out and popped down here than
+what is consonant to our ideas of villages.</p>
+
+<p>From the place where our scuffle with the
+Nassau men took place we descended into the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>[9]</span>
+valley by a long winding hill, at the bottom of
+which the little village of Montay lay like an
+oasis in the desert; verdant meadows overshadowed
+by numerous pine-trees, a pretty rivulet
+winding along amongst them, here passed
+by a narrow stone bridge; the place itself consisting
+of one large farm, several cottages, and a
+small church;—altogether offering a refreshing
+variety in this ocean of corn. The heights rising
+abruptly above it on either side make this a sort
+of pass, which, had the retiring French thought
+fit to defend, would have cost us some trouble
+and many lives, no doubt. As it was, although
+we understood their outposts were not far, not a
+man was in sight; and we were allowed to pass
+as quietly as our own internal dissensions would
+allow, for the narrowness of the bridge produced
+here a fearful struggle. The road along which
+the army was marching, passing through Montay,
+immediately ascended the opposite heights. A
+road branching from this led to Cateau along the
+foot of these heights and through the meadows
+about a mile or rather more higher up the stream.
+We took this road, and thus, for the first time
+since leaving Nivelles, enjoyed the indescribable
+pleasure of having the road to ourselves. From
+the heights on this side of Forêt, whence the view<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>[10]</span>
+was very extensive, I could distinguish nothing
+of the brigade; and now, finding ourselves quite
+alone, and seeing no symptoms of troops about
+Cateau, I began to be rather uneasy. In this
+dilemma I was about to establish my bivouac on
+a piece of turf just without the town—for the
+evening was fast closing in—when our lieutenant-major-general
+of cavalry, Lord Greenock, rode
+hastily up, and demanded why we were here.
+“My orders were to march to Cateau, my lord,
+and bivouac, with which I am complying. I expect
+Lord Edward will join us here;” and I gave
+him an account of their taking to the fields, &amp;c.
+“There is some mistake in this,” replied Lord
+Greenock. “Your brigade has halted at Forêt,
+and you must return thither, for you are now in
+a very dangerous position, and at all events ought
+not to have crossed the river. The enemy’s outposts
+are on the heights; and should they attempt
+anything during the night, which is probable,
+you could never recross the bridge. Return,
+therefore, without delay.” This was comfortable,
+to have to grope our way to Forêt, and when
+there pick out a bivouac; and the alternative
+that of remaining and being caught in this <i lang="fr">coupe
+gorge</i>. The idea was not a pleasant one. Disobeying
+orders, too! We countermarched, however;<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>[11]</span>
+but on reaching Montay the stream of
+people and carriages sweeping over the narrow
+bridge made it evidently useless attempting to
+move in a contrary direction. I gave up the idea,
+and established my bivouac in the little churchyard
+close to the bridge. I felt less compunction
+at doing this, because several regiments of Hanoverian
+infantry had extended themselves in
+bivouac along the meadows, both up and down
+the stream, on the same side; and, moreover, I
+had learned from Lord Greenock that two or
+three troops of horse-artillery and a large corps
+of hussars were occupying the plateau in front,
+between us and the enemy. Under the impression
+of security, therefore, I laid myself down
+after our evening meal was finished, expecting
+a good sleep; but my eyes were scarcely closed
+ere the never-to-be-mistaken sound of a distant
+cannonade caused me to start up again. Everything
+around was perfectly still; the Hanoverians
+seemed to be all asleep; and no stir or bustle of
+any kind in our immediate neighbourhood indicated
+an alarm. The cannonade, too, though
+sometimes more distinctly heard than at others,
+did not, on the whole, seem to approach. After
+listening for a time, sleep got the better of me,
+and I sank down in spite of the distant cannonade<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>[12]</span>
+and the more immediate concert of thousands
+of frogs in the adjoining ditch.</p>
+
+<p><i>23d.</i>—A fine day. Uneasy at hearing nothing
+of the brigade being in motion. The cannonade
+during the night proceeded from Sir Charles Colville
+and the 4th division attacking Cambray.</p>
+
+<p>About noon Sir Augustus Frazer, with Sir
+Julius Hartman of the K. G. Legion horse-artillery,
+paid us a visit. From them I learned that
+headquarters are established in Cateau, and that
+the Duke intends halting in our present position
+for a day or two to give time for the rear of the
+army to close up, since, from the rapidity of our
+march, and from the whole marching in a single
+column, many corps are still a long way in the
+rear. At the same time, Cambray on our right
+and Landrecy on our left are to be secured before
+we advance further. Moreover, we are likely, it
+seems, to have another battle immediately, for the
+French army has rallied in considerable force, and
+is in position not far in front of us. Upon this
+intelligence I decided on remaining at Montay
+until the brigade should come up; therefore,
+leaving my second captain to inspect ammunition,
+and forward cleaning, repairing, shoeing, &amp;c., I
+set off with our two visitors on their return to
+Cateau. This place, which is very small, is situated<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>[13]</span>
+in a rich alluvial bottom amongst fine, well-irrigated
+meadows. The only trees, however, in
+this bottom are at Montay. The town is surrounded
+by a simple wall, perhaps only for excise
+purposes; and I was at a loss to conjecture the
+use of a single battery of two or three pieces near
+the gate leading to Montay. On entering this
+gate I was struck by the dismal aspect of the
+street within—narrow, dirty, and composed of
+mean-looking houses built of sombre-coloured
+stone, and scarcely a human being visible; for
+although headquarters were here, none of the
+members of it were to be seen in the streets.
+Priests in their black cassocks and band strode
+solemnly along from time to time. The house in
+which the Duke lodged was the only decent-looking
+one in the place. It stood at the extremity
+of the street, crossing at right angles the one we
+entered by—large, and pierced with numerous
+windows, apparently new, and having the advantage
+of a row of three or four fine trees in front.
+Some pretensions there were, too, to architectural
+decorations in the façade, which was of stucco,
+painted buff. Cateau was soon seen, and I returned
+to Montay, where I found the poor farmer
+(the farm adjoined the church) in great distress.
+The Hanoverians were plundering barns, farmyard,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>[14]</span>
+and all. “<span lang="fr">Ah, monsieur, tout sera abimé!</span>”
+cried the poor fellow, wringing his hands, and
+presenting the very picture of despair. Yesterday
+evening he complained to me, and I did what
+I could to prevent it, but without much effect.
+The bivouac of these marauders in the adjoining
+meadows was only separated from his garden by
+a sort of willow hedge; and although I planted
+sentries for the protection of it, everything disappeared.
+This morning, becoming bolder, they
+have plundered his barns, &amp;c., and even threatened
+the house itself. As we draw our own supplies
+of eggs, milk, &amp;c., from the farm, I did what
+I could to save him from further plunder, and
+sent Breton to remonstrate with their commanding
+officer, and give him to understand that, unless
+he kept his men under better discipline, I
+would report him to the Duke. Got nothing by
+this, for he persisted in not understanding English.
+Thus we have been obliged to be constantly
+on the alert, and to keep them out by main force.
+The poor farmer is very grateful, and loud in
+praise of <i lang="fr">les bons Anglais</i>, whilst he <i lang="fr">sacrés</i>, &amp;c.,
+their allies down to the bottomless pit—“<span lang="fr">aux
+enfers.</span>” He admits the truth of what I said
+about retaliation, and turned up his eyes in horror
+at the account I gave him of the ravages committed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>[15]</span>
+by French troops in other countries.
+“<span lang="fr">Mais, monsieur, je le crois bien, les soldats Français
+<ins class="corr" id="tn-15" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'sout'">
+sont</ins> de vrais brigands; ils pillent partout même
+dans la patrie; oui, monsieur, ici même;</span>” and he
+related how a detachment of cuirassiers had
+quartered on him for three days, having only
+departed the morning of that in which we arrived.
+They had treated him cruelly; and not
+content with living on him all that time, were on
+the point of destroying everything that was left
+and burning the premises, when the unexpected
+appearance of some of our advanced corps obliged
+them to make a precipitate retreat. In the evening,
+a general parade of the Germans. They have
+formed a sort of diminutive tents for the night by
+striking two ramrods into the ground, crossed, to
+form each end; I forget how they form the ridge.
+A blanket is laid over, and the other two serve to
+lie under and over the three men the tent just
+holds. The different bands, all good, continued
+playing until after dusk, which we enjoyed sitting
+in the willow hedge smoking our cigars. The
+scene was remarkably pretty. Groups of men
+scattered about amongst the little tents, some
+preparing supper, &amp;c.; the bands, with officers in
+picturesque costumes hovering about them; the
+town of Cateau in the background; and on either<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>[16]</span>
+hand the picture shut in by bold naked slopes of
+the neighbouring heights.</p>
+
+<p><i>24th.</i>—Fine warm morning, but day promises
+to be rather too hot. Not a gun to be heard
+to-day by the sharpest ear; the business at Cambray
+must be settled somehow or other. Getting
+accustomed to our churchyard. To be sure,
+none of the graves are recent; it seems long
+since any one has been buried here. Hitchins
+and I have decided on breakfasting together;
+and as he is more at leisure than I am, he has
+undertaken the foraging department. This morning
+our repast consisted of bread (sour as vinegar),
+cheesy butter, and hard eggs, washed down with
+weak grog (Hollands)—table a grave. Ever since
+we passed Mons good bread is not to be had—all
+is of this horrid sour description. To the eye
+it is well enough. The peasantry make their
+bread in large flat loaves, 2 or 2½ feet in diameter—no
+mistake!—nearly circular. Sometimes the
+loaves are annular, and of the above diameter.
+Enter Lieutenant and Adjutant Bell, R.H.A.,
+and I can write no more, for he no doubt brings
+news.</p>
+
+<p>9 <span class="allsmcap">P.M.</span>—Here we are, then, back again in Forêt.
+Bell brought us the order to return forthwith, as
+the brigade was to march without delay on Landrecy,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>[17]</span>
+the commandant of which place refuses to
+surrender. We lost no time in obeying the
+order, and the road being now quite clear—indeed
+solitary—marched here in a very short time;
+and instead of finding the brigade ready to
+move, were surprised on reaching the village at
+seeing the Life Guardsmen quietly grooming their
+horses in front of the barns and stables of their
+billets. The place being already full, we were
+directed to bivouac, and accordingly I pitched
+upon this orchard, which is high and dry; but
+the trees are too young and too far apart to afford
+us much shade, which we want just now. The
+arrival of strangers attracted a concourse of
+villagers to our bivouac, many old women and
+young girls bringing quantities of very fine cherries
+for sale. The former were remarkably coarse
+and ugly, the latter generally pretty, and all had
+sparkling, speaking eyes. These, of course, sold
+their cherries first; but the article was too grateful
+in such a roasting day as this has been not
+to insure the sale of all. The costume of these
+women—who, by the way, seemed quite at home
+with us—was rather picturesque. Lofty white
+caps, with long flaps hanging down to the shoulders,
+their naked stays sometimes not very
+closely laced, bosom covered with a coloured<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>[18]</span>
+handkerchief put on with a degree of taste,
+coarse woollen petticoats of a blue stuff striped
+with white or pink and reaching only to the
+calf of the leg, coarse woollen stockings, and
+clumsy wooden shoes (<i lang="fr">sabots</i>). Most of them
+wore large gold or silver rings in their ears, and
+many a little golden cross suspended from the
+neck by a black riband or a strip of black velvet.
+The Duke has published a manifesto from Cateau.
+Several copies are stuck up in the village, and
+the people here seem very much pleased with it;
+and well they may, for it assures them they shall
+be treated like gentlemen, and not get the
+punishment which France, as a nation, so richly
+deserves. It calls upon the people to remain
+quietly at home, as we make no war on them,
+but ought rather to be considered as their allies;
+further, it goes on to assure them that the
+strictest discipline will be maintained in the
+Allied army, and that everything required by the
+troops must be paid for at its full value. The
+Forêtiens, and particularly the Forêtiennes, actually
+express astonishment at our generosity.</p>
+
+<p>Louis XVIII., &amp;c., passed through the village
+this evening on his way to Cateau. Leathes and
+I rode a little way out to meet him, which we
+did about a quarter of a mile off. The cortège<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>[19]</span>
+consisted of several Berlines, escorted by about
+two squadrons of the Royal Garde de Corps—fine
+young men (all gentlemen), dressed in a very
+becoming uniform, blue turned up with red, and
+silver lace tastefully disposed, with Grecian helmets,
+silver, with a golden sun on the front, the
+most elegant I ever saw. The king was in the
+last carriage, on each side of which rode the
+Duc de Berri and that General whose acquaintance
+I made on the drill-ground near Alost. We
+had drawn up on the roadside as the cortège
+passed. The moment the Duc de Berri and the
+General saw us, they came up, and, offering us
+their hands, poured forth such a torrent of compliments
+and congratulations as made even our
+horses blush. His Royal Highness could never
+sufficiently testify his gratitude to the English
+nation, &amp;c. &amp;c.; was impatient to see us in
+Paris, for then and there indeed, &amp;c. &amp;c. The
+General was equally profuse in compliments and
+promises, so that, forgetting the adage, “Put not
+your trust in princes,” Leathes and I have ever
+since been feeling the Croix de St Louis dangling
+at our breasts—<i lang="fr">nous verrons</i>! The monarch
+was detained from his dinner more than half an
+hour by my worthy friend Mons. le Curé, who, in
+full pontificals, and followed by his congregation<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>[20]</span>
+<i lang="fr">en habits de Dimanches</i>, met him at the entrance
+of the village, and, standing on a little bank at
+the coach-door, delivered a long harangue, set off
+by Mandarine-like bobs of the head at the end of
+every period, and a most profound bow at the
+conclusion, all which were received and returned
+by his Majesty with exemplary patience and
+punctuality. At length the cortège moved on,
+and we returned to our orchard.</p>
+
+<p><i>25th.</i>—Here we are, another day’s march in advance,
+not only without the expected battle, but
+also without having either seen or heard of an
+enemy. Nor have we seen any traces of one,
+having found the peasantry everywhere as peaceably
+occupied as if no war existed. Nothing more
+have we heard of Landrecy, which, I suppose, must
+have surrendered, since Lord Edward sent us
+orders this morning to march on Sequehart,
+where the brigade halts to-night. Accordingly I
+marched immediately towards Montay in a thick
+drizzling rain, which made this dismal country
+appear ten times more dismal. The cavalry regiments
+marched at the same time (about five <span class="allsmcap">A.M.</span>?)
+and we kept company as far as Montay; but
+there they left us, for we found the road again so
+choked with baggage, &amp;c., that although we succeeded
+in passing the bridge, yet the deep hollow<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>[21]</span>
+road (<i lang="fr">encaissé</i> between very high steep banks),
+ascending to the opposite heights, was so inextricably
+crammed with carriages, and the unctuous
+soil so slippery, that I feared we should bivouac
+in the churchyard again. We attempted the
+ascent, and being better horsed than the others,
+succeeded in getting ahead wherever an opening
+offered. Our column was broken into as many
+fractional parts as we had carriages. At length,
+after a most arduous struggle, we mustered our
+whole force on the plateau, and pushed forward
+in the old way—sometimes getting along pretty
+smoothly by keeping one side of the road; then
+a choke would stop us for a time, until, an opportunity
+offering, the head of our column would
+make a dash and break the file of waggons; but
+occasionally in doing this, if the rear carriages
+did not keep close up, the waggoners would dash
+in their turn, and cut them off. Then again we
+got foul of our Nassau friends, and the old quarrel
+was revived; cursing, swearing, and bayoneting
+followed as matter of course. The road itself
+was execrable, and in places a complete slough.
+It appears that our march has been so conducted
+as to avoid the main avenues, and thus turn the
+fortresses; consequently, with the exception of
+some little bits of chaussée, we have been travelling<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>[22]</span>
+on the cross-roads—in France always execrable.
+On gaining the plateau we saw everywhere
+around us again those interminable fields
+of wheat—not a hedge nor a dividing wall; the
+only relief a few small woods here and there. A
+hamlet we occasionally met with, and sometimes
+a solitary cabaret of the meanest appearance—“<span lang="fr">Ici
+on loge à pied et à cheval,</span>” scrawled on a
+board in black letters, on a dirty-white ground,
+invited the traveller to enter. Sometimes a longer
+inscription set forth other inducements. I pity
+the luckless wight who trusts to their hospitality.
+A remarkable feature in the cheerless scenery of
+these oceans of corn is the row of apple-trees so
+frequently seen skirting the horizon. The by-roads
+here are frequently bordered by apple or
+pear trees, which accounts for this. As we advanced
+on the plateau, and still found no concentration
+of troops, or other indication of the neighbourhood
+of the enemy, our expectation of another
+battle vanished. Insensibly we had deviated
+from the general route, and found ourselves only
+accompanied by Major Bull’s troop of horse-artillery.
+Bull had got the same discretionary
+orders from his general as myself, and was also
+making his way to Sequehart, where his brigade
+was to halt. The country had become prettier<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>[23]</span>
+and more interesting, and the rain had ceased.
+Woods were more frequent and larger, and at last
+we marched through what might strictly be termed
+a wooded country. The ground, too, became more
+undulating, and pastures of green meadows occurred
+to relieve most agreeably the tiresome
+sameness of the corn crops. Occasionally, also,
+openings between the woods would give us glimpses
+of distant and pretty country. But where
+dwell the husbandmen who cultivate those lands?
+In this district we saw not a single habitation,
+and only here and there met a solitary peasant—not
+working, but in the road—moving from one
+place to another. Of these we incessantly demanded
+“<span lang="fr">Où se trouve Sequehart?</span>” and the response
+was invariably “<i lang="fr">N’sais paw, Monsire</i>,” or
+a shake of the head. Bull and I began to be uneasy
+as the evening drew on, whilst we were
+surrounded by woods, and not the slightest appearance
+of a village to be seen. Our own people
+were now the only troops visible, and we began
+to suspect what proved to be true—we had lost
+ourselves!</p>
+
+<p>We were so enclosed by woods that it was impossible
+to see to any distance; and cross-roads
+branching off right and left became very frequent,
+so that we were puzzled how to proceed. Every<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>[24]</span>
+peasant we met persisted in knowing nothing of
+Sequehart, nor had met any other troops. We
+were evidently astray. At last an old man, to
+whom the usual questions were put, after puzzling
+over it for a few minutes, begged we would
+repeat the name. “Sequehart!—Sequehart!”
+said he, two or three times. “<i lang="fr">Monsire, n’le connois
+paw</i>; <span lang="fr">mais, ma foi, ce sera sans doute Escars
+que vous cherchez.</span>” We stared in our turn, but
+the old man was positive, and insisted that we
+were leaving it behind us. After some little irresolution,
+Bull and I made up our minds to follow
+his directions; and accordingly, after a few miles
+threading our way between woods, arrived here a
+little before sunset. The village is already full
+of Life Guards, and therefore we are obliged to
+bivouac again; but that is of little moment, for we
+have an excellent spot on a rising ground, covered
+with short velvety turf, close to the chaussée
+leading to St Quentin, on the other side of which,
+about two or three hundred yards distant, is the
+village of Sequehart, or Escars, so buried in the
+foliage of fine walnut-trees, and of the hedges enclosing
+the gardens and some fields, that scarcely
+a roof is to be seen; and it is only through the
+ascending columns of blue smoke from amongst
+the trees that the site of the village is to be detected.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>[25]</span>
+From the swelling hills up which the St
+Quentin road runs in front of us, the short clean
+turf, and the chalk (or gypsum) that appears in
+patches where this has been removed, we might
+fancy ourselves on the South Downs, in Sussex.
+It is a sweet rural spot, and, what is better, we
+see few signs of war about us; for except Walcott’s
+troop (rocket), which has just come up, no other
+soldiers whatever are to be seen. Bull left us at
+the other side of the village, and our cavalry are,
+like it, buried in the foliage and invisible to us.
+We understand headquarters are at Joncour, a
+village not far off, and that Lord Hill’s division is
+at Belleglise, somewhere in front, so that we may
+sleep securely to-night. Lovely evening.</p>
+
+<p><i>26th.</i>—Fine morning. Marched early, and, crossing
+the downs, traversed beyond them a pretty
+well-wooded country, diversified very agreeably
+by several large sheets of water, formed by embankments,
+and regained the route of our army,
+which we had deviated from yesterday at Belleglise,
+just as the bustle commenced. Plunged
+once more into the torrent, with all its <i lang="fr">désagrémens</i>
+and vexations, and swam along with it as
+before. The wooded country gave place to the
+dismal sea of corn a little beyond Belleglise; but
+after travelling about four or five miles through<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>[26]</span>
+this tiresome region, we once more came amongst
+trees, and crossed a deep ravine, or rather wooded
+valley, in which was situated a most respectable-looking
+country-house, brick, with stone angles,
+window-cases, &amp;c., standing upon a terrace, with
+an old-fashioned garden divided into rectangular
+beds, with stone vases, &amp;c., sheltered in the rear
+by the woods, and to the south looking upon a
+fine sheet of water—artificial, no doubt—most
+probably formed by damming up the stream which
+we crossed in the bottom. The country people
+told us this place belongs to Caulaincourt, Duc de
+Vicenza, which is no doubt the truth, since in
+my map I find it called Caulaincourt. The hanging
+woods and shady winding paths of this ravine
+appeared to us heavenly when contrasted with the
+dreary exposed plain above; and this, if possible,
+was more hideous than ever when we again debouched
+upon it—a dead flat, unrelieved by the
+slightest undulation—a sea of wheat extending
+to the horizon, with here and there a few clumps
+of beggarly pines, and the usual straggling lines of
+apple-trees fringing the horizon. I forget where,
+but it must have been just before crossing the
+valley at Caulaincourt that we left the direct route,
+together with Bull’s and Whinyate’s troops, as we
+were directed to halt for the night at Etreillers.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>[27]</span>
+After marching two or three miles more over this
+uninteresting plain, on passing one of these circular
+pine clumps we suddenly came in sight of
+fine trees bounding the horizon, intermixed with
+buildings, which, on approaching it, proved to be
+Etreillers. The village is a very large one, composed
+principally of large farms, with a few dwellings
+of an inferior description, all, however, standing
+back in gardens, or in their large straw-yards,
+which are separated from the broad avenues constituting
+the village street by high walls, with a great
+gateway of entrance, and generally surrounded
+on three sides by orchards. Such quarters are
+quite a luxury; for although we are three troops
+in the village, yet all get under cover, man and
+horse, in houses, barns, stables, &amp;c. The appearance
+of the place is not gay, and may truly be
+said to harmonise in tone with the dreary but
+fruitful plain around. The buildings are generally
+of a dark stone, with enormous thatched
+roofs, which, if not lively, has at least an air of
+substantial comfort that makes ample amends
+for everything else.</p>
+
+<p>I have established myself in a most comfortable
+farmhouse of the first class, and, to complete
+my good fortune, have an exceedingly
+pretty and most obliging hostess. Instead of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>[28]</span>
+the black looks an intruder like myself might
+have expected, I was received with smiles, and a
+welcome which sounded sincere. I was shown
+into their best room (the one which I now write
+in), my horses into the best stable, and everything
+done to make me most comfortable. My fair
+friend has let out one reason for all this, although
+I still believe genuine hospitality has a great
+share in it—she is delighted at having English
+instead of Prussians quartered on her; all the
+country are in dread of the latter. As may be
+supposed, we were soon quite at home—I say we,
+for my second captain (Newland) was with me.
+In the stable, men and boys have been at work
+helping our men to clean their horses, whilst in
+the house the women busied themselves in arranging
+our room, cooking dinner, and even
+asking for our dirty linen, which they are in
+the act of washing for us, so that to-day I can
+afford a clean shirt and still start to-morrow with
+a clean kit. The room we occupy is large and
+rather dark, for there are only two small windows
+looking out to the farmyard, and these rather
+obscured with the white draperies with which
+they are ornamented. The furniture is coarse
+and clumsy, made of walnut, and is as black as
+ebony. One side of the room is occupied by two<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>[29]</span>
+sleeping-places, let into the wall, exactly like the
+berths on shipboard. The bedding in these,
+though coarse also, is very good, and, like everything
+else, scrupulously clean; the sheets have
+just been put in. Our servants have comfortable
+beds allotted to them, and have become as much
+at home in the kitchen as if they were old acquaintances.
+Whilst dinner was preparing, I
+sallied forth to see how my people were put up,
+and had scarcely left the yard when I encountered
+an old peasant wearing an enormous cocked-hat,
+and having a drum suspended from his neck by a
+broad band, on which he occasionally gave a sort of
+roll or flourish. His grotesque figure, as well as
+his employment, attracted my attention, and I
+was somewhat mystified on observing that every
+flourish on the drum was responded to by an
+opening of doors and the sallying out of old
+ladies, each bearing under her arm one of those
+enormous loaves already mentioned. What can
+all this mean, thought I? Is it possible that in
+this most military of all nations even women are
+subject to regulations, and obliged to conduct the
+<i lang="fr">ménage</i> by tap of drum or sound of bugle? One
+old lady, with a huge annular loaf, whom I questioned,
+soon solved the query. The commissary
+had ordered the inhabitants to feed the troops,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>[30]</span>
+and this drumming hero was the crier, who gave
+notice to that effect, and was likewise collecting
+all the ready-baked bread at the church for distribution.
+The thing seemed perfectly well understood,
+each roll of the drum producing precisely
+the same effect as the crier moved along
+the great rambling street. The old women, as
+they trotted towards the church, made a clatter
+with their <i lang="fr">sabots</i> like so many horses. Many of the
+people I found had, on our first arrival, concealed
+everything; but the dread of being plundered
+was soon removed, and all is now confidence.
+As far as I can judge, these people seem to live
+well enough in their own way; and in every
+house one is sure to find good beds, very high,
+being raised upon an enormous palliasse. There
+is no want of silver spoons, and even forks, in
+many of them; and their stock of household
+linen (good) is really astonishing, many small
+<i lang="fr">cultivateurs</i> possessing as much as would set
+up two or three of our middling farmers. I use
+the term “<i lang="fr">cultivateur</i>” to designate a class quite
+common in France, but scarcely known in England.
+They are proprietors of small estates (perhaps
+only a few acres), fractions of large ones
+sold in lots during the Revolution. These, of
+course, they cultivate themselves, with the assistance<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>[31]</span>
+of their families, and are thence styled
+“<i lang="fr">cultivateurs</i>” by the Government, and are
+obliged to put this, coupled with their number
+(they are all numbered), upon their carts, &amp;c.—for
+example, “<span lang="fr">Joachim Laroque, cultivateur, No.
+3755;</span>” or “<span lang="fr">Jean Baptiste Amand,</span>” &amp;c. &amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>We find them a simple, obliging, but very ignorant
+race; and their <i lang="fr">patois</i> is to me almost
+unintelligible. Some with whom I conversed
+this evening either were, or pretended to be, quite
+ignorant of what has been taking place in the
+great world. They had heard that France was
+at war with England, Russia, and Prussia, but
+that was all. They had never heard of Wellington,
+nor of Nelson, nor even Louis XVIII.
+They had, however, heard enough to inspire them
+with some dread of the Cossacks and Prussians.
+I asked them if they knew Buonaparte?
+<span lang="fr">“Non, monsieur—non y pas!” “Napoleon?—aw
+mais oui, monsieur, c’est l’Empereur que
+ça—n’est ce paw vrai, monsieur?”</span> They had
+heard of him because he made them pay taxes;
+but of his wars they were as ignorant as all the
+rest, and did not speculate the least in the world
+as to how and why we are here.</p>
+
+<p>Returned <em>home</em> (conceive being <em>at home</em> in a
+French farmhouse!) just as the good woman was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>[32]</span>
+placing a most inviting fricasseed fowl and <i lang="fr">omelette
+aux herbes</i>, smoking hot, upon our table, to
+which, with a good bottle of <i lang="fr">vin du pays</i>, we
+lost no time in doing justice. We have passed
+a most comfortable evening; and if we may
+judge by the laughing and chattering in the
+kitchen, our servants and the rustics have not
+passed it badly. As their door is opposite to ours,
+we have occasionally peeped in upon them, and
+been much amused at seeing the ploughmen
+equipped in our men’s helmets, belts, &amp;c.; but
+their chief source of amusement appeared to be
+reciprocally teaching each other English and
+French words—the attempt at pronouncing which
+causes infinite fun.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>[33]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVI">CHAPTER XVI.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>27th.</i>—Fine warm morning. Started early after
+an excellent breakfast of coffee and <i lang="la">et ceteras</i>.
+Our orders were to rejoin the grand column at
+Ugny l’Equippée; but we had not gone far from
+Etreillers when two roads, branching off in different
+directions, brought us to a halt. Lord
+Greenock came up just at the moment, and blamed
+me for not bringing a guide from the village—“Better
+late than never.” I took the hint, and
+sent Trumpeter Brown back with orders to bring
+the first person he could lay hands on, <i lang="la">nolens
+volens</i>. He went his way and brought back <em>a
+tailor</em>, escorting him like a prisoner with his
+drawn sabre. Not knowing why he was thus
+forcibly taken from his home, the poor tailor
+appeared terribly alarmed—imploring mercy
+even with tears. When told, however, what was
+expected of him, he soon became tranquil; so,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>[34]</span>
+sticking him at the head of the column, we jogged
+on again. At Ugny l’Equippée we rejoined the
+column and dismissed our tailor, slipping into the
+main stream as heretofore. We now learned that
+the army was about to cross the Somme, and soon
+felt that it was actually engaged in so doing from
+our long and tedious halts—there being but one
+ford, which made the operation a very slow one.
+As we drew near the river the country improved
+somewhat, became more undulating and more
+wooded, consequently prettier.</p>
+
+<p>The Somme here is but a small stream; flat
+meadows extend some little way on each side,
+and are bordered by moderate hills, running out
+here and there into knolls. The point chosen for
+our passage was a ford just above a mill on the
+road to Nesle. Péronne having been taken yesterday
+by General Maitland’s brigade of Guards,
+the only enemy we heard of in our vicinity was
+the garrison of Ham, and they could scarcely
+have opposed our passage even had they not been
+shut up by a brigade of light infantry and a
+troop of horse-artillery (Ross’s), which had been
+sent to summon them. The different divisions
+of cavalry, infantry, and artillery, winding down
+the swelling knolls, some of which were prettily
+wooded, and the picturesque groups of staff and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>[35]</span>
+other officers on the points of these knolls, superintending
+the passage of their respective brigades, &amp;c.,
+formed altogether an animated and pleasing picture,
+although not much could be said for the beauty
+of the country on the opposite side of the river,
+which looked cheerless enough. It was in one of
+those groups, and the most picturesque of them—for
+they were German hussars—that I recognised
+and shook hands with my friend General Victor
+Alten, whom I had not seen for more than
+three years. An interesting meeting, for he was
+surrounded by a number of other old acquaintances
+of the 2d Hussars.</p>
+
+<p>A foot-bridge at the mill enabled the infantry
+to file over; but we had to ford, and got a tolerable
+wetting, for the water was up to our saddle-skirts.
+On the other side, about a mile from the river, we
+reached Nesle, the intervening country enclosed
+but not wooded, consequently much more ugly
+and uninteresting than if it had been open.
+Nesle is a dismal, dirty town, situated on an
+eminence of no great elevation, and perfectly in
+character with the melancholy country around it.</p>
+
+<p>This is the first town we have marched through
+in France. I think it must have been market-day,
+from the number of people in the streets;
+yet not the slightest apprehension or agitation<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>[36]</span>
+appeared; and, as we passed along, the market-people
+merely turned up their heads, and the
+shopkeepers came to their doors to gaze on
+us, much as if we had been marching through
+Exeter, or any other English town accustomed
+to see troops.</p>
+
+<p>Since crossing the Somme, the army has marched
+more cautiously than hitherto, consequently
+we have been all day with our brigade. At Nesle
+we got on a chaussée, bordered on each side by
+large elms, consequently forming a fine avenue;
+the country on either side without enclosures
+and not interesting, although better wooded
+than immediately about that town. Roye was
+ahead of us, but when within a few miles of
+it the head of our column led off the chaussée,
+crossing the fields by a by-road, and then another
+chaussée, Péronne to Paris, until we gained
+the village of Goyencour, situated in a pretty,
+because well-wooded, country. This village, like
+most of those we have hitherto passed through,
+is composed of a number of farmhouses scattered
+over a large space, and embowered amongst
+orchards and some of the finest linden-trees I
+ever saw.</p>
+
+<p>The Life Guards and my troop are all housed,
+so that we are fortunate again. For my part, I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>[37]</span>
+am quartered on a small shop, which, however,
+is very clean; and we have excellent beds, Newland
+and I. In front of the house an open space
+affords good room to draw up our guns, &amp;c.,
+adjoining which are the very pretty pleasure-grounds
+of a handsome villa, seen through a
+stately avenue of lindens. This place belongs to
+some lady, who it seems has taken to flight on
+hearing of our approach, leaving, however, her
+butler and some other servants behind; so that
+Lord Edward, who has taken up his quarters
+there, is as comfortable as he could wish to be.
+I have just returned from dining with him, and
+a better dinner, dessert, and wines,<a id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> it is impossible
+to have enjoyed. What a treat in the
+midst of a campaign to enjoy such a party. Besides
+his lordship’s personal staff, there were the
+two colonels of the Life Guards. The front of
+the house, having part of the pleasure-ground (it
+might almost be called a park) in the fore, has
+the town of Roye in the distance; a pretty terrace
+with aloes in vases and other choice shrubs
+occupies the space immediately under the windows,
+which, opening to the ground, admit one<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>[38]</span>
+into a suite of elegantly-furnished rooms. Lord
+Edward was perfectly at home, and did the honours
+as if the house were his, and so did the butler
+and other servants. A quieter, better-ordered dinner,
+and more excellent, I repeat, could not be.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Edward had heard that, after a little show
+of resistance, Ham had surrendered this morning;
+and we were speculating over our first glass of
+wine on the probability of reaching Paris without
+resistance, when an officer of the Life Guards
+came in to report that a strong corps of cavalry
+had been seen amongst the woods about a mile
+from the village. As his lordship knew positively
+that the main body of the French force was
+retreating before the Prussians, who had got a
+march ahead of us, he contented himself with
+ordering out a strong detachment to reconnoitre,
+and we continued at table. In the course of the
+evening the detachment returned, and a report
+was brought in that they had ascertained that
+the cavalry seen was a corps of about 600 men,
+composed of deserters from the French army;
+and these people, taking advantage of the present
+state of affairs, have been plundering and levying
+contributions in all the villages, and even towns,
+throughout this country—that the inhabitants
+of Amiens itself are greatly alarmed, and have<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>[39]</span>
+been anxiously expecting our arrival as their only
+protection against these brigands—a French
+population actually hailing the arrival of their
+English invaders with joy! Not knowing what
+these desperadoes may attempt, we have doubled
+our guards. The division is ordered to be on
+the alert, and patrols are established for the
+night. I shall undress and enjoy my nice clean
+bed, nevertheless.</p>
+
+<p><i>28th.</i>—A fine morning, after a quiet night, notwithstanding
+the banditti. Marched early to Roye
+by a cross-road bordered by apple-trees. Here
+we rejoined the main column, and got upon
+the chaussée to Paris by Pont St Maxence, &amp;c., a
+fine broad road as usual, the middle paved (rather
+roughly) with a summer or unpaved road on each
+side, the whole bordered by noble elms, and
+generally a perfectly straight direction: tiresome
+this from the long vistas which open on one from
+the summit of every elevation. The country on
+either hand flat and covered with corn as usual,
+but had nothing of the wearying sameness of that
+I so much complained of a day or two ago; for
+here it was prettily broken by woods and villages,
+and the distance, instead of terminating with the
+fringe of apple-trees, presents an interesting range
+of blue hills. This day’s march, however, has<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>[40]</span>
+not been marked by any occurrence, either of
+scenery or adventure, worthy of notice. Towards
+evening, when Lord Edward was about to establish
+his night-quarters, he directed me to leave the
+chaussée to take possession of a little place about
+a quarter of a mile off; and here I am in Mortemer,
+perhaps one of the most miserable hamlets
+in all the country. Its short straggling street of
+poor cottages we found quite deserted, and they
+have taken away everything that could be useful
+to us, leaving only the walls and roofs. These
+cottages are built of rough limestone, and the
+interiors we have found so filthy and full of vermin,
+that, one and all, we have preferred to bivouac
+in the orchards ourselves, and have put our
+horses into the houses; straw spread under guns
+and ammunition-waggons, with the painted covers
+closing them in to windward, forms no despicable
+sleeping-place. One of my drivers, rummaging
+about, has discovered a vast quantity of excellent
+household linen buried under the floor. Several
+other discoveries of this sort have been made;
+but I have strictly forbidden anything being
+touched, only leaving these <i lang="fr">caches</i> open that the
+natives may know they have not deceived us, but
+are beholden to us for our moderation. Had we
+depended on Mortemer, we should have gone supperless<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>[41]</span>
+to bed; but Mr Coates has been so successful
+in foraging the neighbourhood, that both
+man and horse have fared sumptuously.</p>
+
+<p><i>29th.</i>—Since yesterday the character of the
+country has been insensibly changing: country-houses
+with extensive gardens and pleasure-grounds,
+and a more careful style of architecture,
+seem to indicate an approach to the capital. The
+villages, too, alas! in my estimation, are changed
+for the worse—the large thatched farmhouses,
+barns, &amp;c., and rural cottages, scattered amongst
+orchards and verdure, have given place to regular
+streets of three-storey houses. Pieces of towns—surely
+not villages—these! Mortemer was an
+exception. The scenery, too, has improved: features
+more bold and varied, better wooded, and
+habitations more numerous. The chain of blue
+hills seen yesterday continues to bound the southern
+horizon. The first village we passed after
+leaving Mortemer was almost entirely composed
+of respectable houses standing in gardens, and
+having lofty iron railings (<i lang="fr">grilles</i>) to the street.
+I think this was Cuvilly. Hitchins and I breakfasted
+as usual, <i lang="fr">en chemin</i>. We find this a good
+plan, marching as we do so early. Each of us
+has his cold salt-beef and biscuit in his havresack,
+and weak grog in his canteen. The troop fairly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>[42]</span>
+started, we drop astern a little, the Doctor produces
+the profits of his evening’s forage in the
+shape of hard-boiled eggs, &amp;c. I have seldom
+enjoyed anything more than these ambulatory
+breakfasts in the cool refreshing air of a calm
+morning. A cigar always concludes my repast,
+and prolongs the pleasure of it.</p>
+
+<p>After travelling some distance through the sort
+of country just spoken of, we again emerged upon
+a high and open tract of corn, and in a hollow
+some way in front saw the neat village of Gournay,
+forming a broad street of clean-looking buff
+cottages, all, I think, slated. Here we stumbled
+upon the first traces of our allies the Prussians,
+who bivouacked (at least some of their corps) last
+night upon these heights. Of all disgusting objects
+in the world, there is perhaps none more
+so than the deserted bivouac—the ground everywhere
+covered with half-extinguished fires, broken
+jugs, &amp;c., bits of rags, shreds of uniforms, straw
+trampled in the miry soil, remnants of food of all
+sorts, &amp;c. In histories of war and warlike operations,
+the pomp and glitter and excitement are
+all that present themselves to our mind’s eye,
+whilst the bivouac, the battle-field encumbered
+with carnage and misery, the hospital with its
+heartrending scenes, the plundered cottage, the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>[43]</span>
+brutal outrage, and a thousand other disgusting
+and harrowing episodes, are carefully slurred over
+if touched upon, but more generally never produced.
+Up to this moment I have actually not
+known with what part of the army we have
+been marching. As far as I could see, we have
+had an apparently interminable column ahead
+and astern of us; now, however, I find we are
+with the advance.</p>
+
+<p>A few paces from the highroad, and in the
+midst of the bivouac (at the point from whence
+we obtain sight of Gournay) stood a monument
+of Republican and Prussian revenge—pitiful
+revenge!—such as, having enacted, a schoolboy
+would blush at—the mausoleum of some illustrious
+lady, whom a long inscription, in the true French
+style of mawkish sentiment, told us “had been
+lovely in person and elegant in mind—that, soaring
+above superstition, she eschewed the folly of
+laying her bones in <em>consecrated</em> ground, choosing
+rather to lie overshadowed in death by those trees
+of which she had been so enamoured (<i lang="fr">passionné</i>)
+whilst living,” &amp;c. The monument was a stone
+pyramid, standing in a small square space enclosed
+by an embankment, and planted round with acacias.
+The Prussians had cut down the trees,
+nearly levelled the embankment, and made a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>[44]</span>
+fruitless attempt at destroying the pyramid itself.
+Descending from this eminence by a long but
+gradual slope, we entered Gournay after crossing
+a little stream tumbling from the heights. This
+certainly is the neatest and cleanest place we
+have seen in France; pity it is, however, that it
+stands so bare—scarcely a bush to be seen. I
+don’t know how it happened, but when we reached
+Gournay we were ahead of almost everybody.
+About the middle of the long village several well-dressed
+persons were standing at the door of an
+auberge, attentively watching our advance. As
+we approached they hurried forward to meet us,
+eagerly demanding when the Duke of Wellington
+would come up. Now I suspected the report
+which we heard yesterday—of Paris having surrendered
+to the Prussians, and that Buonaparte
+had fled—might be true, and that these people
+were deputies sent to avert the wrath of the conqueror;
+so, addressing myself to the principal
+person, a short, square-built, rather pursy man,
+wearing some decoration, I asked if it were so,
+and when we might arrive there. My friend,
+drawing himself up, and affecting an air of contempt,
+exclaimed aloud, “<i lang="fr">Paris se rendre?</i>—<span lang="fr">non,
+monsieur, n’y contez pas! il faut passer sur les
+corps de 200,000 hommes, avant d’y arriver,</span>” at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span>
+the same time coming close up, and tapping me
+on the knee, he whispered, “<i lang="fr">Mais si votre Duc
+de Vellintone traitera, il tient la bonté à ses
+pieds, et fera tout ce qui lui plaira</i>.” I thanked
+him for the confidence, told him I knew nothing
+about the Duke, which made him stare, and rode
+on.<a id="FNanchor_2" href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a></p>
+
+<p>Leaving Gournay, the country became more
+pleasing, because more wooded, and the fields generally
+enclosed by hedges. This style of scenery
+continued until it brought us to the valley of the
+Oise, by far the most interesting part of France
+we had yet seen. How can I describe my feelings
+when it first opened out before me? How,
+alas! can I describe the scene itself? But to see
+and feel it aright one must first have passed over
+the monotonous melancholy country extending
+almost uninterruptedly from Nivelles to the Oise—must
+have had the retina so imbued with the
+eternal brown and yellow of that ocean of corn
+as to see everything of a yellow or jaundiced hue—then
+he may imagine somewhat of the pleasurable
+relief with which the eye rested for the first
+time on the lovely scenery and refreshing verdure<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>[46]</span>
+of this charming valley. The ground, descending
+by a gradual slope on our side, ran into a vast
+succession of most beautiful green meadows, everywhere
+adorned with magnificent elms, either standing
+detached, or in groups, or in rows. Beyond
+these, at about a mile from us, ran the Oise—a
+broad stream, sometimes exhibiting its sparkling
+surface nearly on a level with the meadows, at
+others encased between steep banks of some height.
+Immediately above the river rose a bold range of
+hills, thickly wooded from the river-banks to their
+summit. To the right and left this sort of scenery
+continued until further view was shut out by the
+overlapping hills. The road by which we travelled
+ran straight as a line across the meadows; and at
+the point where it appeared to cross the river was
+a pretty-looking little town, Pont St Maxence,
+partly on one bank, partly on the other. If we
+were to be opposed, there I thought is the position
+in which the French await us, and tough work
+we shall have of it. These ideas occurred to me
+as we descended toward the meadows; and as the
+corps in advance of us approached the town, I
+momentarily expected to see flashes and smoke
+issuing from masked batteries in the opposite
+woods; and it now struck me for the first time as
+a singular circumstance that cavalry should be<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>[47]</span>
+allowed to advance alone in the face of such a
+position, for we had considerably outmarched the
+infantry. Of course the Duke knew there would
+be no opposition; and yet it was difficult to imagine
+what then had become of the French force,
+which we knew was retiring before us—of the
+200,000 men our friend at Gournay had spoken
+of. No opposition was there. Instead of finding
+the banks of the Oise garnished with cannon
+and bristling with bayonets—instead of broken-up
+roads and inundated fields, woods full of riflemen
+and the town of grenadiers—instead of all
+this, we found a peaceable population in a lovely
+country, labourers in their fields and fishermen
+on the rivers, whilst flocks and herds pastured in
+quiet security on the verdant carpet which overspread
+the plain. The little town of Pont St
+Maxence looked cheerful and pretty as we approached
+it, lying partly on one side of the river,
+partly on the other. The wooded hills rose
+abruptly over it, the lower part of their slopes
+interspersed with pretty villas, standing amongst
+vineyards and in gardens, with terraced walks
+overhanging the scenery below. After marching
+all day in a hot sun, what a feeling of coolness
+and enjoyment was conveyed in the appearance
+of the large open windows and shady balconies,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span>
+draperied with clematis and other elegant creepers,
+of these sylvan villas! It appears that the bridge
+had been broken down last year, and never repaired.
+To do this a detachment of the staff corps
+was pushed forward either yesterday or early this
+morning; but when we reached the end of the
+town they had not yet rendered it passable, and
+we were ordered to take post in the neighbouring
+splendid meadows, where, expecting to remain all
+night, we commenced at once establishing ourselves.
+Several troops of horse-artillery and
+some regiments of cavalry were already up, and
+others of all arms were continually arriving. The
+horses, unharnessed and watered, were already
+feeding, fires were lighted, kettles on, and every
+one was congratulating himself on having halted
+on so charming a spot. Thus settled, I strayed
+into the garden of a neighbouring mill, full of fine
+currants and cherries, to which the pretty <i lang="fr">meunière</i>
+not only bade me welcome, but even herself
+helped me to the best fruit. I was just in the
+height of enjoyment of the delicious coolness of
+the fruit, and the piquant badinage of my companion,
+when suddenly the “boot-and-saddle”
+re-echoed through the valley, and a confused hum
+of voices arose simultaneously from every bivouac.
+With hurried thanks I took leave of my “Maid<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>[49]</span>
+of the Mill,” and hastened back to my people, expecting
+every moment a fire would open upon us
+from the opposite woods, having no idea that so
+sudden an alert could proceed from any other
+cause than the approach of the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>In a moment our horses were reharnessed, the
+nose-bags with the unconsumed part of their feed
+attached again to the saddles, officers’ baggage
+replaced on the mules, the kettles, with the half-cooked
+messes in them, suspended under the carriages,
+and all was ready to move. Corps after
+corps filed out of the meadows and took the road
+to the town; we followed the general movement,
+which we now learned was occasioned by the
+coming up of the infantry, who were to occupy
+the ground we left, whilst the cavalry was to
+push on beyond the river as long as daylight
+lasted. Still no word of an enemy.</p>
+
+<p>The broken bridge had been repaired by the
+staff corps in so temporary a manner, that the
+very first detachment of hussars who passed deranged
+it so much as to render it quite unsafe,
+and we had to dismount at the entrance of the
+town and wait a full hour ere it was again rendered
+passable. This bridge, with its right-lined
+top, was to me an extraordinarily beautiful piece
+of architecture; and there is a charm in this right-line<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>[50]</span>
+which I could not have imagined. The little
+town was all bustle, every auberge crammed with
+officers enjoying the luxuries of the French cuisine
+and vintage. At last the bridge was reported
+safe, and we recommenced our march, regretting
+the necessity which prevented our seeing more of
+this lovely place. Immediately on crossing, we
+turned to the right and pursued a tolerably
+good road winding about the foot of the wooded
+heights, which on the one hand rose immediately
+above us, whilst the silver Oise glided tranquilly
+along its course on the other. About a mile, or
+perhaps more, from Pont St Maxence, we quitted
+the river, and turning up a beautiful ravine, the
+slopes of which were partly covered with wood,
+partly with the rich foliage of the vineyards, we
+pushed into the bosom of the hills, quitting with
+regret this sweet river. It is impossible to imagine
+anything more beautiful than this evening’s march.
+The picturesque scenery of the ravine; the clearness
+and serenity of the sky; the warm colouring
+thrown over the one side of the ravine by the
+declining sun opposed to the deep purply tones
+of the other; the various and varied picturesque
+military groups reposing on the turf by the way-side,
+or winding along amongst the vineyards, altogether
+formed a picture, or rather a succession of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>[51]</span>
+pictures, perfectly ravishing. Never shall I forget
+this evening!</p>
+
+<p>The sun had set some time when we reached
+the village of Verneuil, which was to be the termination
+of this day’s journey. Seated in the
+bosom of the hills, now veiled in a purply obscurity,
+intermingled with that yellowish hazy light
+always succeeding a warm sunset, the place
+looked beautiful. Several corps had already
+halted—some had taken possession of the houses,
+barns, &amp;c., others bivouacked amongst the vineyards.
+Immediately about the village were large
+gardens enclosed by stone walls, and it was some
+time before I could make up my mind to invade
+these. There was no alternative, however. We
+could not remain in the road; the only fields I
+saw were covered with rich crops of wheat ready
+for the sickle, and even these could not be approached
+but through the gardens. The great
+gates of one of these were immediately forced
+open, and, trampling under foot artichokes, asparagus,
+&amp;c., and flowers, we reached the field after
+a struggle through the <i lang="fr">eschalots</i> of an intervening
+vineyard, which, with the vines and their fruit,
+were miserably crushed beneath our gun-wheels
+and horses’ feet. I could not but regret this
+devastation, though it could not be avoided. The<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>[52]</span>
+wheat shared the fate of the artichokes, and we
+soon established ourselves on it, surrounded as
+with a wood by the tall stalks of what was still
+standing.</p>
+
+<p>What a splendid Rembrandt-like picture presented
+itself from this spot: the valley buried
+in hazy obscurity; the whitened dwellings, just
+made out, scattered over the slopes of the hills,
+whose bold outlines, one of them crowned by a
+ruined castle, cut strongly against the glowing
+but gradually fading tints of the clearest sky. In
+the farm just by we have found stabling for our
+own horses and lodging for some of our people.
+But the evening is so fine that I infinitely prefer
+the field. Seated on the ground with a lantern
+by my side, I scribble my notes in comfort; but
+an attempt has just been made to turn us out
+even from this humble abode—an officer of hussars
+with an order from General Grant to quit
+the ground immediately, as he wants it for his
+hussars. Good man! he thinks a 9-pounder or
+its ammunition waggon as easily moved as a
+hussar and his horse. It proved, however, a
+mere bugbear—he wanted the house and stables;
+and his emissary having full power to treat, the
+affair is amicably arranged by our giving up the
+stable.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>[53]</span></p>
+
+<p><i>30th.</i>—Fine morning again. Quitted with regret
+this lovely country, and climbing the hills
+by a steep gravelly road, gained the plateau—covered
+with corn as usual, but here diversified
+by a pretty sprinkling of trees. Lieutenant
+Breton, who slept at the farmhouse last night,
+gives a bad account of our hussars, who, not
+content with living at free quarters, completely
+sacked it this morning before they marched—one
+of their officers taking away a beautiful pony in
+spite of the old farmer’s entreaties, who begged
+with tears in his eyes that it might be spared,
+since it was a pet of the whole family. The pony,
+however, marched.</p>
+
+<p>After marching some distance on this plateau
+by very good gravelly cross-roads, we rejoined
+the chaussée from Pont St Maxence to Senlis,
+and soon after began descending towards the
+latter place, which is separated from the former
+by this ridge of hills, covered in most parts by
+the forest of Balatte. Though not to be compared
+to Pont St Maxence in point of situation,
+yet Senlis stands in a pretty country, well
+wooded, surrounded by fine meadows, watered
+by the little crystal Nonette. Just beyond the
+town, on the Paris side, commences the forest of
+Pontarme, a continuation of that of Chantilly.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>[54]</span>
+Senlis being the first place of any importance
+through which we have passed, was of course
+approached with much interest, and this was
+heightened by its picturesque appearance: antique
+walls, pierced by an arched gateway, the
+summit decayed and irregular, fringed with verdure.
+Spires, and lofty houses showing themselves
+above it, appeared to advantage through
+the foliage of the trees, which ran scattering and
+in clumps up to the very gate, through which
+crowds of peasantry, with little carts and asses
+laden with the produce of their farms, were passing
+to the market. When we passed in our turn,
+we found the street so thronged that it was with
+difficulty we could get along, for the market was
+held in it. The passage of our column, threading
+its way through the crowd of stalls and
+baskets of poultry, vegetables, &amp;c., did not seem
+to excite any very lively emotion, or to interrupt
+the business of the day. Some of the more idle,
+or more curious, left their stalls to get a nearer
+look at <i lang="fr">les Anglais</i>. Nothing like apprehension
+was visible even among the women, and the boys
+were as bold and familiar as usual. Here and
+there I heard a shout of “<span lang="fr">Vive le Roi!</span>” once or
+twice it looked in earnest. To try the sincerity
+of this versatile people, I stooped in passing near<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>[55]</span>
+some of the most vociferous, and in a subdued
+tone treated them to “<span lang="fr">Vive l’Empereur!</span>” The
+result was always the same—staring first at me,
+then at each other, with a sly expression of countenance,
+some one of them, slapping me on the
+thigh, would reply in the same tone, “<span lang="fr">Mais oui,
+monsieur, vive l’Empereur—vive Napoleon!
+C’est bon, monsieur, c’est bon—vive l’Empereur!</span>”
+seemingly delighted at being able to express their
+true sentiments. This might have been mere
+fun, certainly, but I thought them in earnest.
+I found this the case everywhere. To us they
+were never backward in avowing their attachment
+to Buonaparte or their hatred of the Bourbons,
+of <i lang="fr">Louis le Cochon</i>. The animated scene
+in the streets prevented me paying much attention
+to the town. The impression I retain of it
+is, that it is gloomy and the streets narrow; but
+that there are many most respectable-looking
+houses, some of them very prettily situated
+amongst shrubbery, and particularly one just as
+we left the town and crossed the Nonette—the
+long open windows of which enabled us to peep
+into spacious and handsomely-furnished apartments,
+looking most deliciously cool. Just beyond
+the town we overtook the rear of the
+Prussian baggage, escorted by a corps of lancers,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>[56]</span>
+whose simple and serviceable costume pleased me
+much: plain blue frocks, buttoned close up to
+the throat,<a id="FNanchor_3" href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a> and drab trousers or overalls; not
+a particle of ornament, nor a superfluous article
+about their appointments. I think they are the
+most soldier-like looking fellows I have ever seen.
+This is our first meeting with any of their army
+since the 18th. Continuing our route through
+the forest of Pontarme, we soon came out on a
+more open but still well-wooded country—the
+chaussée constantly bordered and overshadowed
+by lofty elms, the cross-roads by apple, pear, and
+cherry trees, all now loaded with fruit. Here a
+sudden and disagreeable change took place in the
+aspect of the towns and villages. We had got
+on the route of the Prussian army, which was
+everywhere marked by havoc and desolation.
+What a contrast! In Senlis, a few miles back,
+all was peace, plenty, and confidence,—here traces
+of war in its most horrid form, desolation and
+desertion. The inhabitants had everywhere
+fled, and we found naught but empty houses.
+Troops and their usual followers were the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span>
+only human beings we saw now. The village
+of Loures,<a id="FNanchor_4" href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> where we arrived about noon, presented
+a horrid picture of devastation. A corps
+of Prussians halted there last night, and, excepting
+the walls of the houses, have utterly destroyed
+it. The doors and windows torn out and consumed
+at the bivouac-fire—a similar fate seems
+to have befallen furniture of every kind, except
+a few chairs, and even sofas, which the soldiers
+had reserved for their own use, and left standing
+about in the gardens and orchards, or, in some
+places, had given a parting kick to, for many had
+fallen forward on the embers of the bivouac-fires,
+and lay partially consumed. Clothes and household
+linen, beds, curtains, and carpets, torn to
+rags, or half-burned, lay scattered about in all
+directions. The very road was covered with
+rags, feathers, fragments of broken furniture,
+earthenware, glass, &amp;c. Large chests of drawers,
+<i lang="fr">armoires</i>, stood about broken or burned. The
+very floors had been pulled up and the walls disfigured<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span>
+in every possible way. It were needless
+to add that no human being was to be seen
+amidst this desolation. It was with no small
+pleasure I found we were not to halt amid this
+disgusting scene, as I expected, but to move on
+somewhat farther; and with still greater pleasure I
+received the order to quit the chaussée for the
+village of Chenevière,<a id="FNanchor_5" href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> about a mile to the left.
+This removing us out of the Prussian line of march,
+we hoped to find things somewhat better. The
+village, like most others we have seen, consisted
+of a number of farmhouses with their barns and
+outbuildings, &amp;c., all standing amidst orchards
+and gardens—the whole surrounded by corn,
+corn, corn! The place, I should think, has not
+been visited by the Prussians, for no pillage or
+destruction is to be seen; but it is deserted—not
+a soul except our soldiers to be seen. Besides
+our brigade of cavalry, two or three other troops
+of horse-artillery are here, so that the place is
+pretty full; and as we are among the latest
+arrivals, we have not got under cover, but are
+bivouacking in a very nice orchard, separated
+from the village street by some large open sheds;
+but as the weather is fine, and probably from<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span>
+habit, my people have <em>littered themselves down</em>
+as usual under their guns instead of profiting
+by these—this they are enabled to do very comfortably
+here, for there is no want of straw. The
+people, in their retreat, seem to have taken
+little with them, except their animals, so that we
+have all kinds of pots and pans, jugs, basins, &amp;c.,
+<i lang="la">ad libitum</i>. In short, we should be pretty comfortable
+but for one want, and that a most important
+one. The weather is dreadfully hot, and
+we have scarcely any water; there is but one
+good well in the place, and that has been surrounded
+by a crowd ever since we arrived. It is
+impossible to imagine what a gloom this throws
+over everything: were it not for the abundance
+of ripe cherries growing along the roadsides (not
+of the best flavour, but juicy), we must have suffered
+to-day terribly from thirst in this burnt-up
+plain. The corn (standing) is almost bleached—it
+should have been cut long ago.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVII">CHAPTER XVII.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>July 1st.</i>—Tiresome work this—very! Here we
+are in Chenevière with little to do but smoke
+and sleep, or saunter about the hundred yards
+of street, which is all the place can boast of; and
+that can hardly be called a street, being formed
+of stone enclosures or the backs of barns, &amp;c., the
+dwellings being in the yards. A rivulet once
+enlivened one end of this street, but now, alas!
+when most needed, it is not there—the dry bed
+with a slimy pool or two, still unevaporated, are
+all that remain to tell the tale of its quondam
+existence. How melancholy! I scribble <i lang="fr">pour
+passer le temps</i>. Some good, however, results
+from this tiresome halt. Marching at or before
+daybreak, and not halting until dusk, our shoeing
+was in a bad state, which Farrier Price and his
+myrmidons are now busy remedying. The forge is
+established on the bank of the <i lang="fr">ci-devant</i> rivulet<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span>
+in the rear of our orchard, and under two or three
+spreading elms. As it is on the edge also of the
+corn, we have been on the eve of consummating
+the ruin of the poor fugitive <i lang="fr">habitans</i>, for it has
+been once or twice on fire. Another piece of
+service the halt has rendered, is the allowing
+Hincks with the guns and carriages left at Waterloo
+to overtake us. He brings also a remount of
+tolerably good horses, though rather fatigued,
+since he has made tremendous marches to overtake
+us. These arrive most opportunely; for with all
+care we have a number of galled backs and
+shoulders, though in this respect we are not half
+so bad as the cavalry, amongst whole squadrons
+of whom there is scarcely a sound horse.</p>
+
+<p>Another reinforcement has just joined us.
+That beautiful but unfortunate regiment the
+Cumberland Hussars has been broken up for its
+retrograde movement on the 18th ultimo, and
+distributed amongst the different corps, to be
+employed as forage escorts, &amp;c., for the commissaries.
+Being all gentlemen in Hanover, it is
+easy to imagine they are rather irate at this
+degradation. A corporal and four privates have
+joined us. They are all amazingly sulky and snappish
+with every one, forgetting that neither I nor
+Mr Coates, nor any of our people, have anything<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span>
+to do with their disgrace. They come, however, very
+opportunely, since for the last day or two Mr Coates
+has been resisted by the peasantry, and only this
+morning several shots were fired at him and his
+convoy of forage from a wood near which he was
+obliged to pass. In general, during the above period,
+he has been obliged to help himself from the barns
+and granaries, having found every place deserted.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Edward ordered a sale to-day of the
+effects of the slain. This occasioned a little stir
+in the village, and passed away an hour or two.
+I have purchased a good large cloak, erst the
+<ins class="corr" id="tn-62" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'poperty'">
+property</ins> of poor Colonel Fuller of the 1st Dragoon
+Guards. Things sold well in general.</p>
+
+<p>From the front we heard (I don’t know how)
+that the French army are in position at Montmartre,
+where they intend to fight us again. If
+they are beaten—of which we entertain no doubt—the
+fate of Paris is certain; every one fully
+expects it will be plundered and burned, and
+thus my prediction verified, the campaign ending
+with a <i lang="fr">grand embrassement</i>, as I have already
+written down! There is some firing just begun
+in front. The Prussians commencing, no doubt!</p>
+
+<p><i>July 2d.</i>—Having no candles last night, could
+not write up as usual, but was forced to sit in the
+dark smoking our cigars and listening to the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span>
+incessant firing in front. This morning is beautiful
+again, but terribly hot. The latter part of
+yesterday evening we passed on the tiptoe of
+expectation, for the firing became constantly
+heavier and more distinct; that a battle was
+fighting could not be mistaken. Lieutenant Bell,
+our adjutant, came to tell me my troop was for
+the reserve. He also told us that many messages
+had passed between the Duke and the French
+authorities. Anxiously we gazed across the top
+of the waving corn, hoping every moment to see
+the messenger bringing orders for our advance.
+Twilight began to shorten our ken, and still the
+cannonade continued without intermission. At
+last an orderly dragoon did come, but he brought
+an order for the rocket-troop only to advance,
+whilst we were to be saddled and ready to move
+at a moment’s notice. The rockets soon moved,
+and our bivouac became more gloomy than ever.
+Fatigued more from excitement than anything
+else, I lay down at a late hour to sleep; but
+though I slept I did not rest—feverish dreams of
+Paris in flames; of plundering, mutinous soldiers,
+and all sorts of horrors; so that I could hardly
+believe my eyes and ears when I awoke this
+morning at three o’clock and looked round me.
+The orchard presented a scene of the most perfect<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>[64]</span>
+tranquillity; the firing had ceased; my people,
+ensconced in the straw, their blankets drawn over
+them, lay quietly sleeping under their guns; no
+sound broke the silence of this most delicious
+summer morning save the jingling of our horses’
+collar-chains, and the sweet songs of birds, with
+which the trees were filled. I could scarcely
+credit the agitation of yesterday evening—it all
+seemed part of my dream. By degrees our village
+was all alive; and as the morning advanced,
+so has our excitement, for the cannonade in front
+has recommenced. Evening approaches again;
+the firing has lasted all day without intermission;
+and yet here we are, doing nothing, or worse, for
+both our horses and ourselves are drying up with
+thirst. We cannot stay here much longer, for
+our only well is almost exhausted.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 3d.</i>—Fine and hot morning. Yesterday
+morning I awoke and found myself under the
+trees of a thick orchard; this morning I am lying
+amongst artichokes, and the Lord knows what,
+upon a soil somewhat like that one sees about
+Hammersmith, and, instead of the warbling of
+birds, the air is filled with the hum of a multitude
+and the monotonous beating of a watermill
+close at hand, which has never ceased its “thump,
+thump, thump, thump” all the livelong night,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>[65]</span>
+the quartermaster of some regiment having been
+placed in it with a detachment to grind corn for
+us all. Yesterday evening, near sunset, an order
+arrived for all the artillery at Chenevière to
+move to the front, but that the cavalry should
+remain, which puzzled us a little. Accordingly
+we marched forthwith in company with Major
+Bull’s troop; but I saw nothing of the others, for
+we were all left to march independently. The
+order was scrawled out on a scrap of dirty paper
+and hardly legible, so that neither Bull nor I
+could make it out perfectly, and were consequently
+in some doubt as to the exact point to
+march upon, although in none about going forward
+in the direction of the cannonade. Instead
+of returning to the chaussée by the way we came,<a id="FNanchor_6" href="#Footnote_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a>
+as I believe the other troops did (they were not
+so quickly ready as we were), Bull and I took a
+road which appeared to lead straight to the front.
+The country we marched through, though perfectly
+flat, was still interesting:—one vast expanse
+of golden wheat, divided as it were into
+beautiful fields by the crossing of numerous roads,
+all bordered by two, or even four rows of most
+magnificent elms. A few vineyards, with here<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>[66]</span>
+and there a village, diversified very agreeably
+this scenery. For a time we seemed to approach
+the field of battle—the firing became more distinct;
+and at times we saw, or thought we saw,
+the slate-coloured smoke rising over the tufted
+tops of the elms. By-and-by it drew off more
+to the right, and insensibly became less intense,
+though still kept up with great vigour. Notwithstanding
+some little anxiety as to the correctness
+of our route, and an impatience to arrive on the
+field of action, still I could not be insensible to
+the beauty of the noble avenues, umbrageous and
+cool, along which we marched. They are at all
+times superb, but become exquisite when seen as
+we saw them, illumined by the blaze of a cloudless
+sunset. At a place called Vauderlan we rejoined
+the chaussée, and had marched little beyond
+when I observed Bull’s troop, which was ahead,
+suddenly come to a halt at a point where another
+chaussée came in from the left. What was my
+surprise, on riding forward, when Bull told me we
+had run in upon the French outposts: and sure
+enough, not far in front of us, a long line of
+vedettes extended across the fields to a village—Blanc
+Menil, with its white houses and white
+garden-walls—about a mile on our left; and to
+our right were lost behind the little woods with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span>
+which that part of the country was covered. In
+rear of the vedettes, on the chaussée, was an intrenchment,
+with an abatis in front of it; beyond
+was another village;<a id="FNanchor_7" href="#Footnote_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a> and to the right the lofty
+spires of St Denis, towering above the woods,
+showed us that we were nearer that place than
+we had expected.</p>
+
+<p>What was to be done in this dilemma? Two
+troops of horse-artillery, totally unsupported, within
+musket-shot of the enemy’s lines! During
+our march we had not fallen in with a single
+corps, and every house was deserted, so that we
+had no opportunity of gaining information. I
+had relied on Bull’s experience, which, however,
+in this instance, was at fault. We both agreed
+as to the necessity of a retreat; as also that we
+ought to betray no hurry and confusion in so
+doing. The French pickets and those within the
+intrenchment were evidently watching us very
+attentively, but made no move, nor did we for a
+short time. Whilst thus hesitating, a few of the
+staff corps made their appearance in the fields on
+our right, and from them we were rejoiced to
+learn our neighbourhood to the main body, which
+occupied all the country in that direction; the
+staff corps being on the extreme left in the village<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>[68]</span>
+of Dugny, which, though close at hand, was hid
+from us among the trees. This accounted at
+once for the inactivity of the enemy; so, reversing,
+we followed a miserable cross-road
+through some low swampy ground to Dugny,
+where the officers of the staff corps succeeded
+in deciphering our ticket, and gave us directions
+for finding Garges, the place mentioned.
+The infantry must have advanced whilst we
+halted at Chenevière, for these people appeared
+settled in their quarters. The route pointed out
+led us for about half a mile between meadows
+surrounded with high trees and intermingled
+with little thickets; then, after crossing a small
+muddy rivulet, we debouched upon more open
+ground, and a most interesting scene burst upon
+us. On our left, and very near, the Abbey of St
+Denis with its elegant spires reared its venerable
+form above the intervening thick masses of
+foliage, formed by the converging of several
+chaussées with their noble bordering of elms, to
+a point near the town. Beyond, in the distance,
+appeared the heights of Montmartre, with its
+telegraph and numerous windmills and chalky
+cliffs; a narrow gap, through which was seen
+the dome of St Genevieve, separated them from
+the heights of Belleville, where a succession of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>[69]</span>
+the same sort of white cliffs encouraged the idea
+of a gap having here been broken through the
+range of heights, leaving Montmartre an isolated
+mass. Through this gap we obtained the first
+view of Paris, and the heights were everywhere
+gay with white buildings, gardens, shrubberies,
+&amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>To our right the ground ascended by a gentle
+slope to the village of Garges, whose numerous
+villas and summer-houses (<em>kiosks</em>), intermingled
+with shrubberies, yet illuminated by the warm
+mellow light of the western sky, crowned the
+summit; whilst the intervening space presented
+one vast bivouac alive with men and animals,
+and all busy with preparations for passing the
+night. This ground a day or two ago was
+covered with the most luxuriant crops of flowers,
+fruits, vegetables, and some corn—now all trampled
+under foot; in like manner the chaussée
+descending from the village had been bordered
+with fine trees—now lying prostrate in the
+form of an abatis a little to our left. In our
+front the dense foliage and rounded summits of
+the trees in the Park of Stains cut strongly against
+the yellow sky of the west. It was certainly an
+animating, interesting scene. Here at length
+was assembled the advanced-guard of our victorious<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>[70]</span>
+army, in full view of the devoted, fickle,
+guilty city—of that city which, in the days of
+her prosperity, arrogated to herself the empire of
+the world; that city which for years—nay, for
+our whole life—had been the great centre of our
+most intense interest; that city which both historical
+and romantic reading had rendered perfectly
+classical, and over which the long exclusion
+of Englishmen from the Continent had drawn
+a veil of mystery, rendering her doubly interesting.
+There she lay, as it were, prostrate
+at our feet, awaiting in breathless anxiety the
+fiat of her conqueror.</p>
+
+<p>The firing had now become very indistinct, and
+ceased to occupy our attention, for here we found
+the troops quietly establishing themselves, and
+no appearance whatever of any fighting. There, to
+be sure, was the intrenchment and abatis similar
+to that we had seen near Bourget; and there
+were the French vedettes extending across the
+plain and those of our Rifles opposite them; but
+all remained peaceable and quiet. The troops in
+bivouac presented in the twilight many a picturesque
+group as we marched along, none more
+so than a corps of Brunswick lancers, with their
+sombre uniforms and drooping black plumes—the
+horses, all saddled, picketed in a line, and in rear<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>[71]</span>
+of them the lances stuck upright in the ground.
+The dark mustachioed visages of these men completed
+the colouring of the picture. Amongst
+these I met some old acquaintances, who were
+lounging at the roadside to see us pass. They
+were all elated and eager for the morrow, which
+they confidently expected would see Paris delivered
+up to the punishment she deserved. Leaving
+them, we turned to the right up the treeless
+chaussée and soon reached Garges, which we
+found principally occupied by our artillery; but
+here the scene we passed through greatly cooled
+the excitement caused by our march through the
+bivouacs. The village, or town I should call it,
+is composed of one long and broad street of good
+houses—generally, I fancy, the country residences
+of the Parisian cockneys. These have all been
+gutted and disfigured in the same manner as
+at Loures: torn carpets and paper-hangings,
+broken furniture and glass, and even pianofortes,
+encumbered the streets in all directions.
+<ins class="corr" id="tn-71" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'Inhabiants'">
+Inhabitants</ins> there were none—not a cat remained in the
+place; and our soldiers and their horses were the
+only living animals to be seen. The sight of this
+devastation cast an inexpressible gloom over me;
+and I shall never forget the sickening sensation
+I experienced whilst traversing the street of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>[72]</span>
+Garges in search of some unoccupied garden in
+which we might establish ourselves for the night.
+All the best houses and gardens were already
+occupied; so, after marching through the whole
+place, on arriving at the end of it we were obliged
+to content ourselves with a great unsheltered
+market-garden, close to a muddy sluggish rivulet;
+and here we are, Hitchins and I, sitting amongst
+potatoes and artichokes. This fine rich soil
+does not make the most agreeable parlour-floor.
+In short, contrasting our position with that of
+our other troops, we think we have a right to
+grumble. Every one that I looked in upon in
+my search had a house and offices more or less
+convenient (shells, to be sure), and the troop-horses
+and men who could not be accommodated
+under cover found themselves almost equally
+well off amongst the <i lang="fr">allées</i>, <i lang="fr">berceaux</i>, and shrubberies
+of the gardens. On the contrary, we have
+a damp location; no shelter of any kind higher
+than an artichoke, or, much the same thing, a
+vine. There is a well on the premises, certainly,
+but the water is so brackish that it is not drinkable;
+and that of the neighbouring rivulet,
+naturally foul, is now so impregnated with soap-suds,
+from the multitudes of washermen and
+washerwomen at work in it, that we are at a loss<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>[73]</span>
+how to water our horses, for they won’t touch
+it. Bell (our adjutant) has just found us out,
+and communicated an order to remain harnessed
+and ready for an alert, as it is expected the
+enemy will attempt something during the night.
+The firing which we have heard these two days
+has proceeded from the Prussians having attempted
+to force the French lines; but they met
+with a more determined opposition than they
+expected, and kept fighting their way round to
+the right to a place called Argenteuil,<a id="FNanchor_8" href="#Footnote_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> where,
+throwing a bridge over the Seine, they have
+crossed that river, and Bell says are at this moment
+in possession of St Cloud. So that Paris
+is, in a manner, invested.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 4th.</i>—Last night passed very tranquilly;
+and, <i lang="fr">malgré</i> our position, I never enjoyed a
+sounder sleep or woke more refreshed. If the
+French intended an attack, they thought better of
+it, and let us sleep quietly. We have had some
+visitors already this morning from some of the
+neighbouring bivouacs. They tell us the Prussians
+are reported to have lost 15,000 men in the
+last three or four days’ fighting, and, what is more<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>[74]</span>
+interesting, that the Duke, <i lang="fr">en grande tenue</i>, and
+followed by a numerous retinue, also in their
+smartest uniforms, has just galloped down toward
+St Denis—that a rumour of negotiations is afloat,
+and not a word about advancing. Pretty mess,
+then, we are in. If this be true, we may stay in
+this mud-hole for a week yet. Fortunately for us,
+Dynely, who occupies a very fine house and garden
+a little way up the street, has a most abundant
+well of excellent water, to which he has
+given my people free access, although he guards
+it most jealously from everybody else. My poor
+horses suffered last night in getting no drink
+after their hot march.</p>
+
+<p>7 <span class="allsmcap">P.M.</span>—I have already got some little confusion
+in my notes from not writing them at once, therefore
+must jot down to-day whilst daylight enough
+yet remains to do so. <i lang="fr">Imprimis</i>, then: This has
+been a completely idle day; very fine, very hot,
+and very dusty. Having nothing else to do, I have
+amused myself with rambling about the place,
+smoking a cigar here and a cigar there, &amp;c. &amp;c.
+Bull was more fortunate than we were last night—he
+stumbled upon a most excellent bivouac,
+which I paid my first visit to this morning, as it
+is not far up the street. The place is said to belong
+to the Prince of Eckmuhl (Davoust), and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_75"></a>[75]</span>
+must have been a delightful residence; it is now
+<i lang="fr">tout à fait abimé</i>. The pleasure-grounds and
+gardens, laid out in the English style, are quite
+delicious, not only from the lovely shady walks
+and prettily-disposed shrubberies, but also from
+the splendid terraces, and the views they command
+of Paris and the neighbourhood. Bull’s
+guns, &amp;c., are packed amongst parterres of the
+choicest and rarest flowers: the <i lang="fr">berceaux</i> and
+shady walks form excellent stables, and there
+his horses are picketed. The officers occupy a
+charming <em>kiosk</em>, partly embosomed in wood, but
+open to the extensive view over the country toward
+Paris. Here I found some of them sleeping
+on the floor, whilst the vacant blankets of others
+marked the spot they had chosen as their own.</p>
+
+<p>The house itself, large and magnificent, had
+already been completely pillaged. The doors
+and windows, where not torn from their frames,
+were all flying open; furniture of every kind,
+broken to pieces, and partly thrown out into the
+garden or courts, and partly littering the rooms;
+pier-glasses of immense size shivered to atoms;
+the very walls defaced and smeared with every
+species of filth. A few of the rooms had escaped
+this species of pollution, and, except the destruction
+of their furniture, remained in pretty good<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_76"></a>[76]</span>
+order. One of these (which I wondered at) was
+very handsome, of fine proportions, well lighted,
+and the walls exquisitely painted (<em>not stamped</em>),
+to represent an Oriental landscape through the
+open sides of the room, the roof being supported
+on pillars, which stood so strongly forward that,
+at the first <i lang="fr">coup d’œil</i>, the illusion was complete.
+Unless this were saved by the interposition of some
+officer—a man of taste—I much marvel at the
+barbarians leaving it untouched; perhaps whilst I
+write the destruction is accomplished, for I left
+numbers of Dutch, Nassau, and Belgian gentry
+wandering about on the hunt for plunder.<a id="FNanchor_9" href="#Footnote_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> A
+large room adjoining was hung round with very
+fine prints from Vernet’s paintings of the French
+ports, all in rich frames. These, by some miracle,
+had all escaped destruction, though not one article
+of furniture was left. My friend Hitchins, an
+amateur, thought it a pity they should be left for
+destruction, and appropriated the whole of them,
+and not only them, but some fine paintings which
+he found elsewhere, and cut out of their frames<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_77"></a>[77]</span>
+with his penknife. This certainly is not justifiable,
+but his argument is a specious one—better
+save them at any rate than leave them to be
+destroyed by the Belgians. At the back of the
+house, on the same floor, had been a handsome
+library, but here as elsewhere the genius of destruction
+had been busy. The furniture was
+broken to pieces, the books pulled from their
+shelves, scattered over the floor, many of them
+torn to pieces, and many, thrown out of the windows,
+lying in heaps on the pavement of the
+court below. The foreigners were not the only
+busy people in Garges—our own troops were not
+idle. Leathes’ servant in this very house has
+found a magnificent work in three folio volumes,
+splendidly bound—a series of views of the principal
+buildings and scenery in France, in the best
+style of line-engraving. This appears to have
+been considered the greatest treasure in the library,
+being the only work attempted to be hidden.
+He found it under a cask in the wine-cellar,
+where he had no business. In the gardens
+and shrubberies the foreign troops were
+searching for plunder very systematically. Armed
+with watering-pots, they proceeded regularly over
+the ground, watering as they went, and whenever
+the moisture was quickly absorbed, dug. In this<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_78"></a>[78]</span>
+manner I understand they have already found
+many valuable things—certes, whilst I was at this
+chateau they found a batch of very fine wine
+buried under a flower-bed. Our men are not so
+indefatigable; they certainly take what they want
+when it presents itself, but do not give themselves
+much trouble in hunting things up. A party of
+Dutch (Protestants) broke into the church this
+morning, and after amusing themselves for a time
+with dressing themselves in the priests’ garments,
+&amp;c., and turning into ridicule the Roman Catholic
+ceremonies, finished by breaking to pieces the
+altar and destroying everything they found in the
+church or vestry. Our allies are by no means an
+amiable set, nor very cordial with us. If an English
+corps (as Bull’s troop) occupy a chateau and
+its grounds, still they leave free ingress and egress
+to any others so long as they do not interfere with
+them. On the contrary, a single Dutch, Nassau,
+or Belge, will sometimes (if a commanding officer)
+occupy a whole place himself: sentinels are
+placed at every gate, and the place strictly
+<em>tabooed</em>. They are a brutal set. The Dutch
+appear the best. They are all uncommonly insolent
+to us.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 5th.</i>—Our conjectures as to the business
+which took the Duke to St Denis yesterday prove<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_79"></a>[79]</span>
+to be correct. It is rumoured this morning that
+the preliminaries of peace are signed, and that
+the <i>war is at an end</i>! So terminates, then, our
+campaign—short, but active, brilliant, and honourable
+to all concerned. Another fine but hot
+day.</p>
+
+<p>This morning rode to Gonesse, the headquarters,
+through a country no doubt pretty enough
+before our arrival, but in which armed men now
+occupy the place of vines and fig-trees, &amp;c.—in
+short, one continued bivouac. Arnouvilles, through
+which I passed, is a pretty village, and, although
+the houses were filled with soldiers, did not seem
+to have suffered like many other places, especially
+that unfortunate Garges. Four short but well-built
+and clean streets branch off from a pretty
+circus, the area of which is a nice smooth turf
+planted round with young elms. The shrubberies
+and pleasure-grounds of the Archbishop of ——
+(I forget who), all untouched and in good order,
+added to the pleasing appearance of the place,
+forming, as it did, such a contrast with the desolate
+state of the surrounding country. Louis
+XVIII. occupies the palace, and his Suisses,
+gardes du corps, &amp;c., the village. Gonesse is a
+nasty, dirty, gloomy place, and I made little stay
+there after getting my English letters. My<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_80"></a>[80]</span>
+garden begins already to be <i>home</i>, spite of its <i lang="fr">désagrémens</i>.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 6th.</i>—All quiet; not a word about moving.
+Hitchins and I were both very ill last night
+after drinking some coffee. This we had brought
+with us, and therefore it was good: the horrible
+water here must have caused our illness. Passed
+the whole morning in idling about the street.
+There is a very pretty house with (apparently)
+delicious gardens at the upper end of the town;
+but some Dutch colonel has got possession, and
+his sentry turned me from the gate rather rudely.
+This evening the Doctor and I rode down to
+St Denis to see the lions. The French outposts
+had been withdrawn and their barricade removed,
+so that nothing impeded our progress until we
+arrived at the entrance of the town, and had a
+glimpse of the long dusky perspective of its principal
+street; but here we found an English guard,
+whose orders were to permit no one (officer or
+soldier) to enter the place. This was somewhat
+of a disappointment, but we must see it soon.
+Just at the entrance to the town is a very fine
+barrack of grey stone, with a spacious parade,
+separated from the road by a handsome <i lang="fr">grille</i> or
+iron railing. The little muddy rivulet which
+runs through Garges and Dugny crosses the road,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_81"></a>[81]</span>
+just by the entrance, into St Denis, and then falls
+into the Seine. This feature had been taken advantage
+of in the intended military defence: the
+bridge removed and a battery constructed with
+earth and casks quite across the road. The
+approach to St Denis on this side is very fine;
+for at a short distance from this battery three
+chaussées converge to a point, and a more magnificent
+<i lang="fr">coup d’œil</i> cannot be conceived than
+that which presents itself to a person placing
+himself at the point of union, which at once commands
+three splendid avenues of the finest elms
+joining overhead and forming so many lofty
+arches. From Garges to this point our bivouacs
+extend; and the rich harvest of wheat which
+had covered the adjacent fields is completely
+trodden down. Just by the <i lang="fr">etoile</i> formed by the
+meeting of the roads, we found Dick Jones encamped
+with his corps (about 500) of Flemish
+waggoners with their horses and waggons—a
+motley and not unpicturesque crew, with their
+blue smock-frocks and <i lang="fr">bonnets de nuit</i>, wooden
+shoes, &amp;c., as they sat in groups cooking, or
+smoking their short pipes. As it was yet early,
+we did not relish returning immediately to Garges
+and therefore made a detour to the left through
+the vineyards, plantations of artichokes, rose-bushes, &amp;c.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_82"></a>[82]</span>
+It was quite refreshing to find this
+part of the country untouched, everything uninjured
+and thriving. But there were no vine-dressers,
+no inhabitants of any kind—not a soul; field
+and houses all alike deserted. Philosophising as we
+went on the horrors of war and the beauty of the
+scenery we were passing through, which contrasted
+so strongly with that about Garges and every
+other place where the army halted, we rather unexpectedly
+entered a pretty village—that is, it had
+been once so; now devastation had visited it, and
+the forlorn deserted street was everywhere encumbered
+as usual with broken glass and fragments
+of furniture, &amp;c.; every window in the place was
+destroyed. In front of the church was a small
+open space, whence a handsome lodge and <i lang="fr">grille</i>
+gave a view of a long avenue terminated by a chateau.
+In this place about twenty or thirty hussar
+horses were standing linked together under charge
+of one hussar. I believe these people were Prussians,
+but I can’t say. From this man we learned
+that his comrades were at the chateau, and
+thither we went, curious to ascertain what they
+did there. We were certainly not quite so much
+shocked at the scene of ruin and havoc which
+presented itself as we went down the avenue as
+we should have been a week ago; they are becoming<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_83"></a>[83]</span>
+familiar now. The fragments of sofas,
+chairs, tables, &amp;c., lying about the grass, bespoke
+a richly-furnished house, and the nearer we drew
+to the house the thicker became these signs of
+vengeance. Large pieces of painted paper torn
+from the walls, remnants of superb silk window-curtains,
+with their deep rich fringe, hung amongst
+the bushes; broken mirrors and costly lustres
+covered the ground in such a manner as to render
+it difficult to avoid hurting our horses’ feet—the
+brilliant drops of these last, scattered amongst the
+grass, might, with a little stretch of imagination,
+have induced us to believe ourselves traversing
+Sinbad’s valley of diamonds; slabs of the rarest
+marble, torn from the chimney-pieces, lay shattered
+to atoms; even the beds had been ripped
+open, and the contents given to the winds, and
+conveyed by them to all parts of the park, covering
+in some places the ground like newly-fallen
+snow. The trees of the avenue were cut and
+hacked, and large patches of bark torn off—many
+were blackened and scorched by fires made at the
+foot of them, with the mahogany furniture for
+fuel; the shrubs cut down or torn up by the
+roots; the very turf itself turned up or trampled
+into mud by the feet of men and horses. Hitchins
+and I dismounted at the grand entrance into<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_84"></a>[84]</span>
+the house; and, by way of securing our horses,
+shut them up in a little room to which a door
+was still left, and proceeded to inspect the interior
+of this once splendid mansion. Shouts and laughter
+resounded through the building. The hussars
+were busy completing the work of destruction;
+and as we passed the magnificent stairs leading up
+from the hall, we narrowly escaped being crushed
+under a large mirror which these gentlemen at
+that very moment launched over the banisters
+above with loud cheers. The ground-floor on the
+side fronting the park consisted of a suite of magnificent
+rooms, lofty, finely proportioned, and
+lighted by a profusion (as we should deem it) of
+windows down to the floor. These had been
+most luxuriously and richly furnished; now they
+were empty, the papering hanging in rags from the
+walls, and even the cornices destroyed more or
+less. Every kind of abuse of France and the
+French was written on the walls. In one room
+was the remnant of a grand piano. The sad
+reflections awakened by this sight may be more
+easily conceived than described, and I turned
+from it with a sickening and overwhelming sensation
+of disgust, in which I am sure Hitchins fully
+participated. The next room seemed to have
+been chosen as the place of execution of all the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_85"></a>[85]</span>
+porcelain in the house, which had there been
+collected for a grand smash. The handsomest
+Sêvre and Dresden vases, tea and dinner services,
+formed heaps of fragments all over the floor, and
+a large porcelain stove had shared the same
+fate. Another room had been lined with mirrors
+from the ceiling to the floor; it appeared
+these had been made targets of, for many were
+the marks of pistol-balls on the walls they had
+covered; little remained of these except some
+parts of their rich gilt frames. The last room of
+the suite had the end farthest from the windows
+semicircular, and this end had been fitted up with
+benches, <i lang="fr">en amphithéâtre</i>. The whole of this
+room was painted to represent the interior of a
+forest, and on one side was a pool of water, in
+which several naked nymphs were amusing themselves.
+The plaster was torn down in large patches,
+and the nymphs stabbed all over with bayonets.
+The upper floor consisted of bed-rooms,
+dressing-rooms, and baths, and exhibited the
+same melancholy destruction as those below;
+even the leaden lining of the baths, the leaden
+water-pipes, &amp;c., were cut to pieces. On inquiring
+of one hussar why they so particularly wreaked
+their vengeance on this house, he said because
+it belonged to Jerome Buonaparte, whom every<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_86"></a>[86]</span>
+German detested. Having seen enough here, we
+looked into another chateau somewhat smaller,
+but which had also been something very fine; it
+was precisely in the same state. A very fine
+library had been here, but the books had been
+thrown out of window; a small pond below had
+received multitudes of them, and the rest were
+scattered all over the park. In the pond I saw
+several beautiful Oriental MSS., and I fished out a
+pretty little edition of ‘Seneca,’ which I pocketed.
+Disgusted, we returned to our garden, which,
+by the by, begins to look rather the worse for
+wear, and I hope if we stay any longer we may
+be able to get into some house.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 7th.</i>—Fine hot day. Since early morning
+the road from Paris has been crowded with
+people of all ages, sexes, and conditions flocking
+to Arnouvilles to greet their <em>beloved monarch</em>.
+The whole population seems to have turned out,
+so continuous is the stream. Berlines, caleches,
+equestrians, and pedestrians, flow along without
+cessation or diminution of numbers. All are in
+their <i lang="fr">habits de Dimanche</i>, and all gay and merry.
+It is a perfect holiday, which all seem to enjoy
+without alloy. I could scarcely persuade myself
+that the gay throng passing before me was the
+same that, after being accustomed for a quarter of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_87"></a>[87]</span>
+a century to look upon themselves as invincible,
+then twice within a twelvemonth saw themselves
+humbled to the dust, and those whom they had
+so long been accustomed to trample on in military
+possession of their capital, who now were hastening
+to do homage to the family twice driven from
+their throne—and who, in traversing the bivouac
+of their conquerors, saw on all sides the wreck
+and ruin of their own houses, fields, and gardens;—yet,
+nothing daunted, on they went, laughing,
+chatting, and even singing, in the gayest of all
+possible moods. For them it was a <i lang="fr">jour de fête</i>,
+which they seemed determined to enjoy, no matter
+what its origin. The smart dresses and lively
+colour contrasted strongly with the dingy clothing,
+hardy embrowned visages, and apathetic demeanour
+of our soldiery, who lounged at the roadside,
+amused by the passing crowd. There were
+the members of the Legislative Assembly in their
+embroidered uniforms, some in carriages, some on
+horseback, others walking and looking dignified;
+near them, perhaps, a group of pretty brunettes,
+with brilliant black eyes and coquettishly arranged
+<i lang="fr"><ins class="corr" id="tn-87" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'cornetts'">
+cornettes</ins></i>. Then comes a National Guardsman
+with his blue and red uniform, with white
+breeches and <em>brown-topped boots</em>, strutting along
+most consequentially, a handkerchief in hand,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_88"></a>[88]</span>
+which ever and anon he applies to wipe away
+the dust from his fair face. High and low, rich
+and poor, jostle along together; and not the least
+remarkable amongst them is the <i lang="fr">limonadier</i>, in his
+light cotton jacket and cocked-hat. On his back
+is suspended a tall machine of lustrous tin or
+some such metal, picked out with brass. Its
+shape is that of a Chinese pagoda, and from the
+lower part of it two long slender leaden pipes,
+terminating in brass cocks, lead round under his
+right arm. <i lang="fr">Chemin faisant</i>, the tumblers which
+he carries in his left hand are filled from one or
+other cock as may be called for, and handed to his
+fellow-travellers. One cock furnishes lemonade,
+but of the produce of the other I am ignorant—perhaps
+a light beer, for the French seem fond of
+such thin drinks, although the constant repetition
+of the words “<i lang="fr">Eau de vie</i>” (sometimes “<i lang="fr">Au de vis</i>”)
+indicates that they are not altogether averse to
+something more stimulating. In the afternoon I
+mounted Cossack and joined the throng. There
+was no choice but to go at their pace, so completely
+filled was the road. The easy, natural,
+good-humoured manner in which my companions,
+right and left, chatted and laughed with me, left
+no room to feel one’s self a foreigner, much less
+an enemy. We were all “<em>hail fellow well met</em>.”<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_89"></a>[89]</span>
+Occasional openings allowed me from time to time
+to push on, and thus change my company. There
+was, however, no difference between them in one
+respect—I always found my new friends just as
+chatty and good-humoured as those left behind.</p>
+
+<p>At Arnouvilles, still following the stream, I was
+swept into the palace gardens, and found myself
+in the midst of a most gay <i lang="fr">fête-champêtre</i>. All
+had come provided with a little basket, or something
+of the sort, and now, seated round a clean
+white cloth spread on the grass, numerous parties
+were enjoying at once the coolness and fragrance
+under the shade of fine trees or thickets of acacias,
+laburnums, syringas, &amp;c. &amp;c. Merry laughter,
+and an occasional “<span lang="fr">Vive le Roi!</span>” resounded on
+all sides, and was from time to time responded
+to more loudly by the crowd assembled without,
+all anxious to get a sight of their <em>new old</em> King.
+I longed to try the same experiment as at Senlis,
+but did not dare.<a id="FNanchor_10" href="#Footnote_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> Handsome young men of the
+Garde-de-Corps, in their classical helmets and
+brilliant uniforms, were strolling along the gravel
+walk, their countenances radiant with joy. I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_90"></a>[90]</span>
+could not but sympathise with them in thus returning
+into the bosom of their country, and again
+meeting with those dearest to them after an
+absence which, though short, had at its commencement
+promised a most hopeless duration.
+Indeed, I did witness more than one tender recognition
+and affectionate embrace. In the palace
+his majesty was holding a levee, which, judging
+from the numbers crowding in, must have been
+very fatiguing work. Whilst strolling about
+amidst this scene of festivity, the sharp notes of
+a trumpet recalled me to the palace, where I
+found all bustle. It was the <i lang="fr">bout-selle</i> that had
+sounded, and the Garde-de-Corps was already
+formed on parade to accompany the advance of
+the royal cortège. As I wished to see this, and
+had as yet not dined, I returned forthwith to
+Garges, which a diminution of the throng fortunately
+allowed me to do speedily, and having got
+my dinner, regained the highroad (which crosses
+at the higher end of our village) just as the cortège
+and crowd came up. First marched the Garde-de-Corps,
+resplendent with steel and silver; then
+came the Garde Suisse, about two hundred as
+handsome young men as can well be imagined,
+and such as I never before saw in one body—tall,
+straight, even genteel figures. They owed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_91"></a>[91]</span>
+nothing to their dress, which was shabby in the
+extreme—old threadbare frock-coats, once blue,
+now of any colour, and sufficiently ragged; trousers
+to match, and mean misshapen forage-caps; arms
+and accoutrements all wanting—to be sure, some
+of them carried sticks; knapsacks of long-haired
+goatskins, once white, but now of a reddish-yellow
+hue. To these succeeded five or six 4-pounders,
+in style and equipment a fitting match for such
+soldiers, who, I should have added, marched along
+very dejectedly, as if ashamed of their mean appearance.
+The guns were drawn by little ragged
+farmers’ horses, with their own common harness,
+driven by the <i lang="fr">cultivateur</i> himself in his smock-frock,
+night-cap, and <i lang="fr">sabots</i>; carriages, deplorably
+in want of paint, and further disguised by
+Belgic mud still adhering to them, were loaded
+(limbers, trails, and all) with women, children,
+and bundles; a few old cannoneers, quite in keeping
+with all the rest, walked beside the wheels;—the
+whole corps more fit to march through Coventry
+than to accompany the triumphal entry of
+a monarch into his capital, and that eminently
+military. The royal carriages, drawn by post-horses,
+came next, and in outward appearance
+were little better than those of his majesty’s guns.
+Louis was in the last carriage, and a dense cloud<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_92"></a>[92]</span>
+of pedestrians, with a plentiful admixture of British
+officers on horseback, closed the procession.
+I accompanied the throng as far as St Denis,
+which took up a considerable time, since its movements
+were necessarily slow. No complimentary
+movement was made by our troops, although his
+majesty passed through the midst of us. The
+more curious crowded to the roadside, which was
+lined by them, but all in their fatigue-jackets, or
+even without any—but numbers remained at their
+occupations, or sitting smoking at a distance.
+The brigade of Highlanders alone cheered as the
+King passed through their bivouac. Why was
+this? Is there any connection between this and
+the protection afforded the Stuarts by the Bourbon
+family? Certain it is that the Highlanders
+alone cheered! The entrance to St Denis was
+almost impossible, such was the multitude choking
+up the street, peasantry as well as citizens;
+and, as the royal carriages approached, they made
+the air ring with their shouts of “<span lang="fr">Vive le Roi!</span>”
+“Vivent les Bourbons!” Only a short month ago,
+perhaps, these same people, and on this very spot,
+had shouted as lustily, “<span lang="fr">Vive l’Empereur!”
+“Vive Napoleon!</span>” “<span lang="fr">A bas les Bourbons!</span>” &amp;c.
+&amp;c. I never felt prouder of being an Englishman!
+From Garges to St Denis I kept close<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_93"></a>[93]</span>
+to the royal carriage, watching the countenance of
+his majesty in order to detect any emotion. He
+betrayed none. It was calm, serious, and unvarying
+in general, occasionally illumined by a faint
+smile as he returned salutations, but the smile
+was evanescent—very—and the features immediately
+resumed their calmness. Our troops seemed
+to attract considerable interest, particularly the
+Highlanders; and to every English officer he paid
+most marked attention, returning their salutes
+with eagerness and punctilio.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_94"></a>[94]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVIII">CHAPTER XVIII.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>July 8th.</i>—Here I am in heaven, as it were—in
+<em>Colombes</em>!—in a <em>perfect paradise</em>! More of
+that hereafter. I am sitting scribbling at last in a
+handsome room, all to myself! But to begin at
+the beginning. This morning was (as usual of
+late) very fine and very hot. At an early hour
+we received orders to hold ourselves in readiness
+to march, and understood that we were about to
+move on the Loire, where the French army had
+mustered in force and refused to acknowledge
+the capitulation. Hitchins and I had just found
+a very pretty little house vacant near our bivouac,
+and little damaged. Into this we proposed getting
+to-day, and were rather disappointed when
+the order for moving came. It was no small comfort,
+however, to escape from Garges and all its
+horrors of plundered houses and bad water. The
+filth of the bivouac, from such long occupation,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_95"></a>[95]</span>
+was becoming intolerable, and the water, bad as
+it was, was failing fast.</p>
+
+<p>Being sufficiently occupied, I did not notice at
+what hour we marched, but it must not have
+been late; for, notwithstanding delays, we arrived
+here early in the afternoon—the distance
+probably six or seven English miles. A column
+of cavalry, composed of our brigade and some
+other regiments of heavy dragoons, preceded us,
+and all together took the road to St Denis.
+Arrived at the point of junction of the three
+chaussées, instead of marching through the town
+we struck off to the right. This was not the road
+to the Loire, and we were puzzled. Wherever we
+were going the road was beautiful, and the cool
+shade of the green vault under which we marched
+peculiarly agreeable in so hot a day. All the
+country right and left was like a garden; laid out
+in little square plots of vegetables or roses, an
+astonishing quantity of which flower is grown in
+this neighbourhood. Passing through the pretty
+village of Epinay on the banks of the Seine, we
+soon after came to a singular ridge of chalky
+hills separating the road on which we marched
+from the river. Here then we quitted the chaussée
+for a cross-road skirting those hills on the
+side next the river, which we now understood was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_96"></a>[96]</span>
+to be crossed by a pontoon bridge thrown across
+a little lower down.</p>
+
+<p>Quitting the delicious shade of the elms for
+the open fields, and these lying on a southern
+slope, the heat was intense, and when, getting
+between vines and fig-trees (of which we found
+whole fields here), the little air there was became
+shut out from us, it was quite suffocating. The
+ripe, cool, juicy figs with which the trees were
+loaded, relieved us, however; the poor fellows
+placed to watch these looked on rather piteously,
+but we committed no waste nor destruction beyond
+eating a few as we went along. These were the
+first peasantry we had found in the fields since
+passing Senlis. All along our route dead horses
+in abundance poisoned the air, and marked the
+line of operations of Blucher’s army. The bridge
+was at Argenteuil, another pretty village; but on
+arriving there we found so many corps to pass
+before us, that, having got into a shady spot, we
+dismounted and disposed ourselves to rest. The
+Seine here appeared to me such another river as
+the Thames at Vauxhall Bridge. The ground on
+our side sloped rapidly down to it; on the other
+the banks were low and rushy, an extent of flat
+meadow-land lay beyond, and thence arose gently
+swelling hills, covered with shrubberies, villages,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_97"></a>[97]</span>
+villas, &amp;c. The scenery was animated by the
+masses of our troops and the novelty of the
+pontoon bridge, together with the interest excited
+by a number of women and pretty girls
+who brought us in abundance (for sale) flowers
+and very fine cherries.</p>
+
+<p>What a change from the sickening, desolated,
+deserted country we have left, where everything
+breathed war! Suddenly we enter a land of peace,
+plenty, and happiness, fields covered with luxuriant
+crops of various kinds of vegetables, amongst
+which the large, dark-tinted leaves of the artichoke
+predominate; vines, figs, and myriads of roses are
+extended over the face of the hills; whilst the
+meadows beyond the river exhibit a vast tract
+of the richest pasture. Innumerable villages, all
+full of people; their dwellings comfortable and in
+good order. No desertion here; no sign of military
+exaction or plundering; no apprehension
+betrayed at our approach. We are received as
+countrymen might be. The people are confiding
+and happy; nor would one imagine that the
+blast of war had passed so near and left them
+scathless.</p>
+
+<p>At length our turn to pass arrived, and we crossed
+the Seine. It seems there were not pontoons
+enough by half for this bridge, consequently what<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_98"></a>[98]</span>
+they had were placed at double distance; the
+bridge was therefore so weak that the utmost
+precaution was necessary in passing it, and
+our guns and detachments (the latter dismounted
+and leading their horses in file) were obliged
+to go over separately; but it was also necessary
+to take the three pair of leaders (eight
+horses to a gun) off, and let the wheel horses alone
+take over the guns. Even then, each pontoon
+sank until its gunwale was within two or three
+inches of the water as the gun passed over it.</p>
+
+<p>My tutelary genius, Major M’Donald, met me
+in the meadows, and, as we rode along together,
+pointed out a village on a rising ground peeping
+through the trees as my destination—the village
+of Colombes. “Are we to halt there to-night?”
+I asked. “Yes, a good many nights;” and then,
+for the first time, I learned that our army was
+going into cantonments. On entering the village
+I found we were not to have it all to ourselves.
+Bull’s and M’Donald’s troops were here before
+me; but as it is very large, and there are plenty
+of good houses, we have all got abundance of
+rooms and capital quarters. The place consists
+principally of two long streets, with a good many
+detached country-houses of citizens; and as the
+houses of these streets are generally two or three<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_99"></a>[99]</span>
+storeys, it holds us well. We have divided the
+village into three districts: Bull has all the upper
+end towards Courbevoie; M’Donald has a fine
+chateau and park at the bottom of the hill, in
+the meadows, with the adjacent parts; I have the
+end where the two streets join on the road to
+Nanterre—by far the pleasantest.</p>
+
+<p>The peasantry all remain here quietly; but
+whether fled in alarm, or that it is not the fashion
+to be seen in the country at this season, I
+know not; but, certes, all the villas and better
+description of houses are either entirely empty or
+only a few servants left in them. Such is the
+case with this house I now write in. My men
+and horses are all well put up with the cultivateurs,
+and the officers are superbly lodged in the
+different <i lang="fr">quintas</i>. My own is charming; and no
+one can imagine the delight of such a residence,
+nor the pleasure I enjoy at again having a place
+to myself, and that, too, such a paradise. One
+drawback there is; I have been obliged to park
+my guns in my own pleasure-grounds—a sad
+invasion of my privacy this; but I have made
+it as little annoyance as possible by forming the
+park close to the further gate, with orders to
+the sentry to allow no one to pass beyond;
+and as there is a thick shrubbery between that<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_100"></a>[100]</span>
+part of the grounds and the house, it is completely
+excluded. Another very sad one was the loss of
+my poor old dog Bal, who had been my companion
+day and night about eleven years, always sleeping
+under my bed or by my side. In 1807 he accompanied
+us to South America. On arriving at Colombes
+he was first missed. I sent Milward back to
+Garges, but never heard more of him. <em>My establishment</em>
+appears to be small; I have only seen
+one old man-servant as yet, though I know there
+are more. He is extremely obsequious and attentive
+to my wants, apparently somewhat alarmed,
+and not quite certain whether I mean to eat him
+up alive or not. He gave me an excellent dinner
+to-day and delicious wine—so that he hopes his
+fate is deferred. A most luxurious-looking bed
+tempts me, and as I am somewhat tired, and
+more lazy just now, I shall consign myself to it
+without delay, and describe my house, &amp;c., to-morrow,
+when I shall have had time to examine it
+more leisurely.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 9th.</i>—Hot, beautiful day. A haziness in
+the atmosphere—the effect of this great heat—makes
+the distance quite <em>dreamy</em>. After so
+many bivouacs and cottage-beds, the delicious
+sensation with which I took possession of my
+voluptuous couch last night is not to be set<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_101"></a>[101]</span>
+forth in words, any more than the puzzled astonishment
+with which I gazed around on awaking
+this morning. It was some time ere I could
+clearly recollect where I was—surrounded by
+everything rich, beautiful, and luxurious. From
+my bed, too, I could see the meadows below, the
+silver current of the Seine, and the vine-clad
+hills beyond. It was impossible to jump up in
+my usual abrupt manner immediately on waking.
+I was loath to bring so much pleasure to a conclusion,
+convinced as I was that it must be less
+keen to-morrow; so I lay on until hunger reminded
+me that there were other duties to attend
+to—other pleasures to be enjoyed.</p>
+
+<p>I have now completed the inspection of my
+domain, and a right lovely one it is. Let me
+try and preserve a <i lang="fr">souvenir</i> of it. Architectural
+pretension the house has none—its charm consisting
+in the elegant and luxurious fitting-up of
+its interior, together with the exterior accessories
+by which it is surrounded. A neat (not small)
+house of two storeys, with dormitories under the
+usual very high roof characterising most French
+houses, seated on the very brink of the rather steep
+<i lang="fr">coteau</i>, and thus overlooking the meadows, the
+Seine, the country beyond; and having in the
+foreground, and immediately below it, the fine<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_102"></a>[102]</span>
+massed foliage of the noble trees in the park
+occupied by Major M’Donald’s troop. From the
+village you enter by a <i lang="fr">grande porte cochère</i> into
+a neat gravelled courtyard—having the house in
+front, offices on the left, and a range of excellent
+light airy stables, and one or two coach-houses
+on the right. The lower floor of the <i lang="fr">corps de
+logis</i> consists of a suite of handsomely-furnished
+saloons, in one of which is a billiard-table—a
+most delightful solace in such a situation. The
+end room, having a large window opening to the
+floor upon a flight of steps leading down to a
+pretty terrace, is ornamented with some good
+statues. The corresponding rooms up-stairs are
+all fitted up as bed-rooms. The opposite side of
+the house from the court looks upon a charming
+garden presenting every variety of parterre and
+shrubbery, among which wind cool and shady
+walks; whilst the innumerable flowers of the parterres
+fill the air with their perfume; and the sparkling
+waters of a fountain continually playing under
+the windows impart a refreshing coolness and
+throw an air of romance over the whole. A broad
+terrace, overshadowed by linden-trees and acacias,
+runs along the edge of the <i lang="fr">coteau</i> from the
+end of the house, as above mentioned, to the
+extremity of the grounds, commanding a charming<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_103"></a>[103]</span>
+prospect through its whole length, but particularly
+from its termination, where, from a
+picturesque little <em>kiosk</em> seated on an artificial
+tumulus-shaped mound, the eye wanders down
+the sweet scenery of the valley until in the extreme
+distance it rests on the palace and park of
+St Germain-en-Laye. Masses of roses, carnations,
+lavender, geraniums, and a multitude of other
+flowers, planted in beds along the upper side of
+the terrace, contribute their fragrance to enhance
+the delight of this lovely walk. Immediately
+beneath the terrace, enclosed by a wall covered
+with vines, and roofed or coved with large picturesque
+tiles, is a spacious kitchen and fruit
+garden, covered just now by its luxuriant crop
+of all kinds. The more distant part of the
+grounds is laid out in lawns of smooth turf, interspersed
+with a variety of shrubs and forest-trees,
+scattered about singly, in clumps, or sometimes
+in close thickets or open groves. A lofty stone
+wall encloses three sides of this domain, the terrace
+forming a fourth, and a gateway in the
+further part permits access to my park without
+trespassing on my <em>homestead</em>. The house is elegantly
+furnished with articles of the most costly
+and luxurious description, and exquisite statues
+of white marble decorate the corridors, staircases,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_104"></a>[104]</span>
+and the large saloon before mentioned. The
+apartment I have chosen for myself is immediately
+over and corresponding to this, and is a
+perfect <i lang="fr">bijou</i>; it is fitted up with a taste and
+splendour that bespeak the inhabitant at once
+voluptuous and refined. Separated from the
+other apartments by a small antechamber, it occupies
+the whole extremity of the house, overlooking
+the Seine, &amp;c. In this end, like the saloon below,
+one large window opening to the floor, but into
+an iron balcony, commands a most delicious view.
+Immediately below is my well-stocked rich-looking
+garden; beyond that, yet still, as it were,
+under me, the finely-rounded luxuriant masses of
+foliage of the stately elms in the park; then
+stretch out, like a verdant carpet, the spacious
+meadows, the sameness of their level expanse
+diversified and rendered interesting by thickets
+of underwood, bushes, and occasional clumps of
+trees. These are bounded by the silvery waters
+of the Seine, above which rises rather abruptly a
+curious chain of hills, round-topped, and broken
+in places by gypsum cliffs, their slopes clothed
+with vineyards, and separated from a similar
+isolated hill,<a id="FNanchor_11" href="#Footnote_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a> evidently a continuation, by a singular<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_105"></a>[105]</span>
+gap, through which is seen a rich country
+extending far back, and in the extreme distance
+the chateau and park of the Montmorenci. The
+contrast between the purply haze enveloping
+this country, and the more vivid colouring of
+the nearer landscape, gives it a dreamy and indescribably
+mysterious appearance. At the foot
+of the hills on the river-bank, and immediately
+opposite my window, the white buildings of Argenteuil,
+mingled with foliage, form a pleasing object,
+its church-tower decorated by the sacred <i lang="fr">pavillon
+blanc</i>, which waves continually from its upper
+window. To the left the picturesque little village
+of Bezons and its ruined bridge, and beyond a
+wide extent of open, not picturesque, though rich
+country, covered with wheat, vines, and fig-trees,
+extends to St Germain—the sombre trees of
+whose park terminates the view in that direction.
+The other windows look over the garden, and the
+bubbling, sparkling fountain throws its glittering
+drops quite up to them, if not actually cooling
+the air, at least refreshing to the imagination.
+Here the view is bounded by the thick foliage of
+the shrubbery; but the contrast between this and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_106"></a>[106]</span>
+the extended view from the balcony only serves
+to enhance the one and the other. The balmy fragrance
+arising from the parterres, the splashing of
+the water, and the cheerful songs of innumerable
+birds, with which the trees are filled, make this
+a most luscious apartment. But for the interior!—the
+walls are nearly covered with large
+mirrors, reaching from the floor to the ceiling,
+encased in frames richly carved and gilt. The
+compartments between these are filled up with
+fine engravings or drawings. In a recess (as
+the French fashion is) stands a spacious and
+sumptuous bed, which may be concealed at pleasure
+by curtains of green silk with deep rich
+yellow fringe. The bedstead is of mahogany,
+highly varnished, sculptured, and enriched with
+gilt ornaments, but looks unfinished to an English
+eye not yet accustomed to the absence of
+posts and curtains. The bed itself the most
+luxurious and fastidious must be content with;
+the silk counterpane matches the curtains of the
+recess; the enormous pillows, encased in the finest
+and most delicately white linen, are edged with
+rich lace; the sheets are as the pillow-cases,
+and in texture rival cambric. An elegant little
+table, standing between the two side windows,
+serves as a stand for beautiful vases of Sevres<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_107"></a>[107]</span>
+porcelain, holding large bouquets of the choicest
+productions of the garden; a large round table
+of mahogany, covered with oil-cloth and edged
+with gilt bronze, occupies the middle of the
+floor;—the rest of the furniture, in short, is of
+a piece, and the accessories of a bedroom are of
+porcelain or fine crystal. A little door beside
+the recess opens into a narrow passage leading
+round to the rear of the house, where a small
+cabinet, lined with mahogany and lighted by an
+<i lang="fr">œil de bœuf</i>, leaves no want on the score of conveniences
+unsupplied. At the other end of the
+room a small closet, fitted as a library, contains
+a collection of the most splendid editions
+of the best French authors. Here, however,
+the voluptuary was conspicuous; the licentiousness
+of Voltaire, Louvet, and others, is
+innocence itself compared to many works in
+this collection. My establishment consists of
+the old butler (Monsieur Ferdinand), the gardener,
+the cook, and, I believe, a girl as a scrub.
+These, with the addition of William and my two
+grooms, make up a snug little family. M. Ferdinand
+is attentive, and seems solicitous to please.
+Cook sent me up yesterday a remarkably nice
+dinner; and the gardener brought a fine fresh
+bouquet this morning for my vases, which he<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_108"></a>[108]</span>
+promises to do daily, also fruit for my dessert.
+My larder seems well stocked, and so does
+my cellar, for I had a bottle of excellent wine
+yesterday; therefore I have every reason to be
+satisfied with my good fortune.</p>
+
+<p>The houses in which my officers lodge are all
+either entirely or nearly deserted; so that, having
+the only convenience for the purpose, I have
+acceded to their request, and allowed our mess
+to be established here, though it is hardly fair
+upon the proprietor, on whose resources we shall
+draw largely; however, I have given orders for
+the dinner to be prepared to-day, and M. Ferdinand
+has made no scruples.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 10th.</i>—Splendid morning, but heat excessive.
+Sorry to say that at the parade this morning
+I found we had no less than thirty horses
+with sore backs. This is terrible! but I know
+others are worse. Yesterday we dined together,
+and a capital dinner and excellent wine we had.
+After dinner, the evening being so fine, Hitchins,
+Breton, and I, mounted our horses for an exploration.
+We first crossed the meadows to the river,
+and rode a little way along the banks; at the
+ferry we found the ferryman asleep in his boat,
+and I could not prevent Breton from launching
+him into the stream—how far he went down we<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_109"></a>[109]</span>
+have not yet heard. This was childish, certainly.
+Quitting the river-bank we made for a high hill,
+whence we expected a view of Paris. <i lang="fr">Chemin faisant</i>,
+we stumbled on some singular quarries,
+immense caverns cut in the soft calcareous stone,
+and going farther in than we thought it prudent to
+follow. These were in the middle of the fields, in
+the low ground between Colombes and Nanterre.
+As we enjoy the privilege of travelling over fields,
+&amp;c., and are therefore quite independent of roads,
+we made straight for the hill, and gained its summit
+just as the sun was setting in all the glory
+of a fine summer’s evening. We had judged
+rightly, for Mont Valerien (so it is called in my
+map) commands a most lovely view. Before us
+all Paris lay extended as in a plan; we could see
+every part of it, and even the far-away country
+beyond. Here was no dingy, orange-coloured
+smoke, like that which obscures the London
+atmosphere, and blackens the country for miles
+round. <i lang="fr">Au contraire</i>, the clearness of the Parisian
+atmosphere was scarcely deteriorated by the
+very light transparent vapour floating over the
+city, which rather increased the interest and
+beauty of the scene by the softened outlines, and
+by the rich purply tint communicated to all parts
+of the landscape seen through it. The country immediately<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_110"></a>[110]</span>
+around, and the slopes of the hill itself
+on which we stood, had the appearance of one
+vast and productive garden, being divided into
+rectangular patches planted with rose-bushes,
+cherry-trees, vines, fig-trees, artichokes and several
+other sorts of culinary vegetables, all growing
+in the greatest luxuriance, and presenting a
+most extraordinary mass of verdure. Amongst all
+this, the white walls and red-tiled roofs of several
+neat villages and picturesque villas harmonised
+charmingly. The foot of the hill towards Paris
+was washed by the gently-flowing waters of the
+Seine, on whose placid bosom a few boats occasionally
+appeared.</p>
+
+<p>The lively verdure of a long narrow strip of
+meadow-land lying on the opposite bank of the
+river, and the white walls of several large-windowed
+Italian-like houses bordering on them,
+contrasted strongly with the sombre tones of the
+Bois de Boulogne behind them, amongst whose
+thickets several columns of blue smoke, and a
+line of white tents seen here and there on the
+lawns, attested the presence of some part of our
+army. Along the line of the river were the villages
+of St Cloud, with its bridge; Suresnes,
+Puteaux, and Neuilly, from the end of whose
+bridge a most superb avenue of elms stretched<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_111"></a>[111]</span>
+away toward the city. Beyond could clearly be
+discerned the column of Austerlitz, the dome of
+the Pantheon, Nôtre Dame, with its high-pointed
+façade, circular window, and two flanking Gothic
+towers. A little to our right the elegant dome
+of the Invalides, its gilded decorations glittering
+in the last rays of the setting sun; the cream-coloured
+portico of the Hotel de Bourbon; and
+the more deep-toned architecture of the Hotel
+des Monnaies and its dome. Still further to the
+right the scene was closed by the wooded heights
+of Bellevue, which appeared continuous with the
+Park of St Cloud. These, wrapped in deep
+shadow, formed a mass of sombre verdure, balancing
+well the other parts of this brilliant picture.
+In the distance beyond the city were the
+smiling heights of Belleville, covered with villages
+and country-houses, gradually descending into
+the vale of the Seine, of whose waters an occasional
+glimpse might be caught winding their
+tortuous way like silver threads through the rich
+plain. To the left the buildings of the city
+spread up the steep slopes of Montmartre, the
+summit of which presented a formidable appearance
+with its lines of fortifications. Windmills and
+a telegraph occupied the higher end of its ridge,
+whilst that next us terminated in a perpendicular<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_112"></a>[112]</span>
+precipice, the white face of which overhung the
+tufted groves of Monceaux and Clichy. Still
+further to the left extended the plains of St
+Denis, yellow with the golden harvest, beyond
+which arose the town and abbey. The horizon
+on this side was bounded by a low range of blue
+hills, of pleasing though not very varied outline.
+The balmy softness of the evening air—the varied
+noises, softened by distance, arising from the village
+below—the sounds of music, mirth, and
+revelry coming up more distinctly,—all contributed
+to heighten the interest of this charming
+panorama. Long did we linger on Mont Valerien,
+until the coming shades of night reminded us
+that we were strangers to the intricate maze of
+vineyards, &amp;c., which we must traverse to regain
+Colombes, and we turned our backs on the lovely
+scene.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 13th.</i>—This is our first wet day. Hitchins
+and I went to Paris this morning; but the rain
+set in so much in earnest that we returned forthwith,
+and I have devoted the remainder of the
+day to bringing up my leeway; for, between
+much occupation and much idleness, I have let
+my journal drop astern, and now I hardly know
+how to begin what I have to record, which,
+though trifling for others, is to me worth its<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_113"></a>[113]</span>
+weight in gold—at least will be so years
+hence.</p>
+
+<p><i lang="fr">Imprimis</i>, then, I have discovered my landlord
+to be a M. L’Eguillon, who is an old bachelor
+(seventy-four years of age), and resides in a
+handsome town-house, Rue des Enfans Rouges.
+He is said to be very rich, but I cannot find out
+whether he has or had any employment under
+Government. I find that I can in some measure
+repay him for my good living here by sending his
+hay, oats, or anything else he may want, under
+an escort, as otherwise it would not be allowed to
+pass the <i lang="fr">barrière</i>.<a id="FNanchor_12" href="#Footnote_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> I suppose Ferdinand has reported
+us as good people, for I have received a
+most polite and obliging note asking this favour,
+and at the same time assuring me that Ferdinand
+has orders to pay us every attention. I sent
+Bombardier Ross up the other day, as he speaks
+French, with a load of hay, and he reported that
+nothing could exceed the kindness with which he
+was treated, and that the old gentleman’s town
+residence is a magnificent one. A very pretty
+girl of sixteen (Mademoiselle Ernestine), whom
+the servants call his niece, lives with him. There<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_114"></a>[114]</span>
+seems a mystery, however, in the matter, for the
+gossips of the village declare she is not his niece.
+It is Mademoiselle Ernestine’s apartment which I
+have taken possession of, it seems.</p>
+
+<p>Up to the present moment nothing could have
+been more delightful than my residence here—so
+much so, that it was some time before I could
+tear myself away from it to go to Paris, though
+only about six English miles distant, and then
+with reluctance. To me the country at all times
+has so many charms, and the city so few, that it
+is never without regret that I exchange the one
+for the other. Situated as I am here, during this
+fine season, and surrounded by luxuries, it is a
+hard task to think of sacrificing even a single
+day to the close, disagreeable streets of a large
+town. Rinaldo in the gardens of Armida was
+not more completely enthralled than I am in this
+little paradise. On first awaking in the morning,
+my delighted ear is saluted by the melodious
+warble of innumerable pretty songsters in the
+shrubbery, which comes accompanied by the soft
+murmurs and splash of the fountain. My toilette
+occupies a much longer time here than it ever did
+anywhere else, so great is the luxury of wandering
+about in a dressing-gown: finished, however,
+it must be, and then I descend to my stable, talk<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_115"></a>[115]</span>
+nonsense to my horses, examine poor
+<ins class="corr" id="tn-115" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'Cossac’s'">
+Cossack’s</ins> wounds, which were not improved by our lengthened
+march, and then stroll into my garden,
+cool my palate with some of the delicious fruit,
+take a turn or two on the terrace under the linden-trees,
+look at St Germain, think of the unfortunate
+James who died there in exile, then at Argenteuil,
+where Heloise pined for her mutilated
+lover, return to my penetralia and find that William
+has arranged a delicious little breakfast. A
+parade of the troop in the village street follows; a
+visit to the quarters, stables, &amp;c.; an inspection of
+carriages; concluding with a little peroration
+with Farrier Price and Wheeler Rockliff. All this
+occupies the first part of the morning; the remainder
+is passed in lounging about the village, visiting
+the other troops, or wandering about my own
+delightful grounds; sometimes a game at billiards,
+sometimes a little scribbling. So pass
+my mornings. Five o’clock usually finds us all
+assembled in the <i lang="fr">salle de compagnie</i> awaiting
+M. Ferdinand’s annunciation, “<span lang="fr">On vient de servir,
+M. le Commandant,</span>” throwing open the <i lang="fr">battants</i>
+with a bow and an air worthy a groom of the
+chambers. Dinner consists of a <i lang="fr">potage</i> and several
+other dishes, always excellent; it is followed by
+a dessert of fine fruit from my <em>own</em> garden. Our<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_116"></a>[116]</span>
+wines, too, are not only of the best quality, but
+we have an astonishing variety—in short, we live
+like fighting-cocks. After passing a reasonable
+time at table, and drinking a reasonable allowance
+of M. Eguillon’s wine, we break up for the
+evening. Some resort to the billiard-room, some
+to the neighbouring troops, and I either take a
+ride or saunter about my terrace as I did in the
+avenue at Strytem, smoking some of the few
+remaining excellent cigars I have brought all the
+way from Brussels—doubly precious now, since
+I find there are none such to be got in Paris.
+Cigars are, I think, a government monopoly here
+as in Spain—at least there is some mystery which
+I don’t understand further than that the French
+Government has been concerned in forcing the
+lieges to smoke bad cigars or none at all. Only
+two kinds are procurable here: the one, a little
+black thing made of the commonest tobacco, they
+call Dutch, <i lang="fr">des cigars Hollandais</i>; the other, a
+large cigar of very common bad tobacco also, has
+a wheaten straw stuck into it to suck the smoke
+through; and this, besides the villanous taste of
+the tobacco, burns your palate horribly.</p>
+
+<p>The other evening I had retired after dinner to
+the terrace to enjoy, as usual, the charms of a fine
+sky and fine landscape. Twilight crept gradually<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_117"></a>[117]</span>
+over the valley, and, by obscuring the distant parts,
+allowed play to imagination, and gave additional
+interest to the scenery. Light airs from time to
+time sighed amongst the overhanging foliage;
+the joyous laugh of the villagers comes softened
+on the breeze, united with the monotonous splash
+of the fountain. I had seated myself in the little
+<em>kiosk</em> at the end of the terrace; the smoke of my
+cigar arose lazily in the air; my eyes were fixed
+on the silver Seine, and my mind travelling over
+again the events of the last three or four weeks,
+drawing comparisons between the feverish excitement
+prevailing through the former but greater
+part of that time, and the delicious tranquillity
+of the present, when suddenly the grating sound
+of angry voices wounded my ear and dissipated
+my reverie. I listened; the speakers appeared
+to be at our park, or near it. There were English
+voices and foreign of some sort. A quarrel
+between my men and the natives, no doubt.
+But how came the latter in the grounds? The
+voices became louder and fiercer; there was a
+rattling of sabres, too. Good heavens! are the
+French renewing the Sicilian Vespers? Whilst
+asking myself this question, I was already hurrying
+along the tortuous path leading to that part
+of the grounds, and soon came upon the scene of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_118"></a>[118]</span>
+action. Here I found Quartermaster Hall and
+several gunners struggling with our hussars of
+Brunswick, whose horses, bridled and saddled,
+seemed the objects of contention from the way in
+which they were alternately seized by one or the
+other and most unceremoniously dragged about
+by both.</p>
+
+<p>High words and threatening gestures, pulling
+and scuffling, seemed the order of the day, but no
+blows were interchanged. Both parties seemed
+equally enraged, but neither understood the other,—for
+one swore in German, the other in English;
+the gestures, however, spoke a sort of universal
+language which all parties comprehended perfectly.
+At the moment of my arrival one of the
+hussars, having rescued his horse from the grip of
+his opponent, had raised his foot to the stirrup,
+and was in the act of mounting, when an athletic
+gunner, seizing him by the waist, swung him to
+some distance, rolling on the turf. The fellow,
+springing up again, had half drawn his sabre as
+I emerged from the shrubbery with an authoritative
+“<em>Halt da!</em>” which was instantly obeyed by
+all; whilst old Hall, the moment he saw me,
+cried, “They are off, sir—they are going off.”
+The hint was sufficient. I despatched a gunner
+with orders to the guard to shut the iron gates<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_119"></a>[119]</span>
+and allow none to pass, then proceeded to investigate
+the origin of this quarrel. I had placed
+these people in the grounds from the first, that
+they might be more under surveillance. They
+have a tent for themselves, and their horses are
+picketed near our guns. This I have found necessary,
+from the sulky mutinous spirit they have
+always evinced since the first day of joining us.
+They have always been a source of considerable
+worry to me, and have been getting worse lately.
+According to their own account, they are all <em>volunteers</em>
+and <em>gentlemen</em>; therefore they feel very
+severely the degradation of their present position,
+particularly being put under a vile commissary,
+whom they affect to treat with the utmost contempt.
+Their present complaint was about their
+bread, which they said “was not even fit for
+<em>common soldiers</em>;” and they accused Mr Coates
+of having purposely given them this bread as an
+insult. In their rage they had saddled their
+horses with the intention of returning home, or
+the Lord knows where, when Hall interfered, and
+the scuffle took place. The corporal (a fine young
+man) was particularly indignant, and held forth
+most vehemently on what was due to a gentleman,
+partly in German, partly in French. Hall’s
+insolence he spoke of with great bitterness, giving<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_120"></a>[120]</span>
+me to understand that he expected my men
+should pay him somewhat of the same deference
+as to their own officers. My answer to all this
+was short: “The bread is of the same quality as
+that served out to our own men; therefore, if the
+<em>gentlemen</em> disliked it, they might leave it. As to
+their rank in civil society, I know nothing about
+it; they were put under my orders as any other
+soldiers, and as such should do their duty.” Two
+or three of the most refractory I made prisoners
+of, and if they still remained discontented, they
+at least remained quiet. This disturbance, however,
+spoilt my evening; so, having consumed
+my cigar whilst lecturing the gentlemen, I retired
+to my room and spent an hour or two over Voltaire’s
+‘Philosophical Dictionary.’</p>
+
+<p>Notwithstanding the raptures in which our
+people spoke of Paris, which some of them visited
+the very first evening of our coming here, yet it
+was only a day or two ago that I could tear myself
+from the country and go thither. The village
+and <i lang="fr">les villageois</i> had not yet lost the freshness
+of novelty. Strolling about the street gossiping
+with the people has been a source of infinite
+amusement to me, and I have been much interested
+in observing their peculiar manners and
+habits. The harvest, which has just commenced,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_121"></a>[121]</span>
+causes considerable stir in the village, as all the
+produce of the fields is brought to be stored in
+their granaries here. The villages round Paris
+have anything but a rural aspect: houses of
+stone, roofed either with tiles or slates, from two
+to three and even four storeys high; large windows,
+like those of town houses; the attics are their
+granaries, hay-lofts, &amp;c., and a window or door,
+furnished with a crane and tackle similar to those
+of our merchants’ stores, furnishes the means of
+hoisting in the sheaves, bundles of hay, &amp;c. The
+consequence of this is, that our streets are all in
+a bustle—loaded carts continually arriving from
+the fields, and drawing up under the entrance-window
+of their respective houses. Bundles and
+sheaves are mounting into the air, and various
+gossiping groups are formed below. The peasantry
+in this neighbourhood are almost all of
+them proprietors of the lands they cultivate. As
+with us, the law obliges every man to put his
+name, &amp;c., on his cart; so we see continually
+“<span lang="fr">Jacques Bonnemain, cultivateur,</span>” “<span lang="fr">Jean le
+Mery, propriétaire,</span>” &amp;c. The figures composing
+these street-groups are sturdy well-made men;
+much more active and springy than our clowns,
+although sufficiently rustic. Their costume, too,
+widely differs from everything we are accustomed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a>[122]</span>
+to associate with rusticity. The bronzed visage,
+surrounded by its setting of black locks, surmounted
+by the <i lang="fr">bonnet de nuit</i>, usually white, or
+having once been so, round jackets of blue-striped
+cotton stuff, and trousers of the same—bare feet,
+thrust into a pair of clumsy <i lang="fr">sabots</i>, complete the
+costume. Amongst the young men and boys
+I have remarked a much greater proportion of
+handsome intelligent faces than one usually sees
+in any English village; our rustics are generally
+coarse-featured, and have a most unintellectual
+expression of face. The French peasant not only
+has the advantage in point of person and carriage,
+but infinitely so in his address. The women
+partake of the labours of the field, and enter
+largely into the composition of our village groups.
+Their general costume is not unpicturesque. They
+are always without gowns, the exposed stays (not
+always very clean) sometimes laced up, sometimes
+quite loose and open; blue and white, or
+pink-striped petticoats; neck partially covered
+by a coloured handkerchief (<i lang="fr">fichu</i><a id="FNanchor_13" href="#Footnote_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a>); the head by
+another, gracefully turned round it, something
+in the shape of a turban;<a id="FNanchor_14" href="#Footnote_14" class="fnanchor">[14]</a> large gold or silver
+hoops in the ears, and a small cross of the same<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_123"></a>[123]</span>
+suspended by a black ribbon from the neck;
+stockings of grey or blue thread, or bare legs;
+large <i lang="fr">sabots</i>, the insteps frequently garnished with
+a strip of rabbit-skin. Such are our village belles.
+At a superficial glance one does not see amongst
+them such gradations from youth to age as among
+our own women. All are either old or young,
+hideously ugly, or pretty, or very pretty. About
+the age of puberty (which seems to be earlier
+than with us), they become masculine and coarse,
+though still handsome. But about thirty (or
+earlier, if they have children) they lose all pretensions
+to good looks, and immediately assume
+the appearance of old age—wrinkled, skinny, with
+sunken cheeks, hollow eyes—and such necks!
+Like the men, these women are vastly superior
+to our female peasantry in carriage of person and
+in manners. The former is invariably erect and
+commanding, giving to the ugliest old woman
+an air of dignity never or very rarely to be
+met with among our working classes, and not
+always amongst our ladies. Some of the young
+ones, well made and tall, with their firm determined
+step, are really majestic creatures.</p>
+
+<p>The ordinary diet of these people seems little calculated
+to enable them to go through the portion
+of hard labour that falls to their lot. Bread, black,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a>[124]</span>
+coarse, dry, and diabolically sour, a bit of hard
+tasteless cheese, compose the usual breakfast and
+dinner, with the occasional addition of haricots, or
+some other vegetables; for supper, broth (<i lang="fr">potage
+aux herbes</i>), in which a bit of lard or some kind
+of grease is melted to give it richness and perhaps
+flavour. Their beverage is a poor sort of <i lang="fr">vin du
+pays</i>, very sour, and very inferior to the sound
+rough cider used in our apple-counties, Hereford
+and Devon. In the <i lang="fr">cabarets</i> beer is to be had
+of a pleasant quality, although not strong. The
+<i lang="fr">bonne double bierre de Mars</i> is of a superior
+caste, and, when bottled (as it is sold), a refreshing,
+agreeable drink in hot weather.</p>
+
+<p>March is to their brewers what October is to
+ours. This <i lang="fr">bierre de Mars</i> (from the month, I
+presume) one would suppose exclusively military,
+from the numerous coloured prints stuck on the
+window-shutters of most <i lang="fr">cabarets</i>, representing
+officers and soldiers in the acts of drawing, pouring
+out, or drinking this favourite tipple. The
+most common of these represents two officers in
+<i lang="fr">grande tenue</i>, plumed hats, swords by their
+sides, spurs on the heel, &amp;c., seated at a small
+round table. Each holds in the right hand an
+uncorked bottle, in the left a tumbler, the <i lang="fr">bierre</i>
+rising in a jet from the bottles, forming two intersecting<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_125"></a>[125]</span>
+arches, terminating precisely in the opposite
+and apposite tumblers. The shutters frequently
+bear both pictorial and scriptorial annunciations
+not a little amusing. I have seen numbers
+on our march, but thought no more of them; and
+it was only the other day, at Courbevoie, that
+“<i lang="fr">audevie à vandre</i>” upon a shutter gave rise to
+the idea of making a collection of them. The
+universal “<i lang="fr">Ici on loge à pied et à cheval</i>” is parallel
+to our entertainment for man and horse.</p>
+
+<p>I have before noticed that on arriving here we
+found all the gentry fled. That was not quite
+the truth. A few days since I discovered that a
+certain handsome house, in Bull’s quarter of the
+village, is still inhabited by the proprietor, an old
+lady of seventy (la Marquise de * * *), very partial
+to, because somehow connected with, the
+English, and therefore remaining at home in full
+confidence of good treatment. She has judged
+rightly; not a soul has trespassed upon her except
+as visitors, of which she is very proud, and
+holds a sort of daily levee, which we sometimes
+find a convenient lounge. Brought up in the
+Court of Louis XVI., Madame la Marquise is a
+strict observer of all the etiquette of the old <i lang="fr">régime</i>.
+A light active figure, and a natural (or
+perhaps assumed) sprightliness of manner, added<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_126"></a>[126]</span>
+to a very juvenile costume, give her at a little
+distance quite the appearance of a girl. A nearer
+approach, however, spite of rouge, &amp;c., most liberally
+applied, betrays the <i lang="fr">septuagénaire</i>. At my
+first visit I found this extraordinary old woman
+alone, dressed, and evidently expecting visitors.
+I introduced myself, and was received with almost
+affectionate kindness. Our <i lang="fr">tête-à-tête</i> was a long
+one, for she would make me listen to the whole
+of her family history, and how one of her ancestors,
+having married some English lady of rank,
+she considers herself <i lang="fr">à moitié Anglaise</i>. She
+was not content with telling me her history, but
+showed me her whole house and gardens (both
+very handsome and in excellent order), even her
+own boudoir, <i lang="fr">chambre à coucher</i>, &amp;c. On taking
+leave she exacted a promise of being a good neighbour,
+which I have endeavoured to perform by
+devoting to her a small portion of my leisure time.
+It is to her that I am obliged for breaking the
+spell that bound me to the village, and at last
+<em>visiting Paris</em>. The other morning she expressed
+such unfeigned astonishment at my want of curiosity
+that I resolved to see the place forthwith, if
+only for a few minutes. Accordingly, after dinner
+I mounted Nelly, and set off by what I guessed
+must be the road thither. The day had been exceedingly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_127"></a>[127]</span>
+hot, the roads were very dusty, and, half
+irresolute, I rode slowly over the uninteresting
+parched-up plain between Colombes and Courbevoie,
+made disgusting, moreover, by the trodden-down
+corn and carcasses of horses, &amp;c., which
+marked the old bivouacs. The handsome cavalry
+barracks for the Imperial Guard at the entrance
+of Courbevoie detained me a moment, and then
+I descended the winding shabby street, and came
+suddenly on the beautiful Pont de Neuilly. The
+lovely scenery here, above and below the bridge,
+and the magnificent avenue beyond it, put an end
+to my Paris trip. For the life of me I could not
+resolve to exchange such scenery, and pass such
+an evening in the streets of a city, however fine
+they might be. This bridge, and the one at St
+Maxence, are elegant things, certainly; but the
+straight line, which is one of their great beauties,
+must not be claimed by the architects as an original
+idea. The Roman bridges at Alcantra and
+elsewhere no doubt have been their prototypes. I
+found here defences similar to those at St Denis—the
+road to the bridge broken up and obstructed
+by carts, and a sort of abatis; this was commanded
+by a 2-gun battery, built across the road
+on the Paris side, secured at each flank by a
+stockade. These mementos of war were unpleasing<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_128"></a>[128]</span>
+objects certainly, yet they could not divert
+the mind from the sweet scenery on every side.
+The Seine came gliding tranquilly along through
+green meadows, fringed with willows, bordered
+on each side by villages and villas; several verdant
+islands, also, decorated with large umbrageous
+willows, divided its stream into different
+channels, on which floated boats of various descriptions—some
+plain and of coarse construction,
+laden with goods; others of a more elegant construction,
+gaily painted, and filled with joyous
+light-hearted people, already forgetful of the
+downfall of their idolised Emperor—of their national
+glory tarnished—even that, in these their
+moments of mirth and recreation, they were in
+the presence of their conquerors—of their ancient
+enemy. British soldiers stood on the river-bank
+as they passed along—British soldiers occupied the
+barracks of the late Imperial Guard, under which
+lay their course, and yet the laugh was as joyous,
+the countenances as bright, as they could have
+been after the bulletins of Austerlitz or Jena.
+Not so, I ween, on the slimy Thames had England
+fallen as low, were London the cantonment of
+French legions.</p>
+
+<p>A most superb avenue is the road which gradually
+ascends from the Pont de Neuilly to the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_129"></a>[129]</span>
+Barrière de l’Etoile, the unfinished works of
+which terminate this unrivalled perspective. I
+forget whether there are two or four rows of elms
+on either side—and such trees! This splendid
+road was alive with carriages, equestrians, and pedestrians,
+as I rode up it to the <i lang="fr">barrière</i>; and here
+another magnificent scene burst upon me. Hence
+the road descended gradually towards the city,
+handsome houses, and even rows of houses, intermingling
+with the masses of foliage on either
+side; and far away, in hazy, dreamy distance,
+this avenue was terminated by the heavy but
+imposing mass of the Tuileries, with the spotless
+banner of ancient France waving gracefully in
+the evening breeze from the elevated central mass.
+I returned from this interesting excursion just as
+the fading tints of the western sky began to sober
+down into the greys of twilight. My curiosity
+was excited by this peep of Paris, and the next
+morning actually found me riding slowly down
+from the Barrière de l’Etoile towards the Place
+Louis Quinze, delighted with the novelty of the
+scene by which I was surrounded. On either
+side of the road, among the noble trees, were
+handsome houses, the large open windows and
+balconies of which were filled with green shrubs
+and brilliant flowers. Beyond these I came to a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_130"></a>[130]</span>
+wide open space everywhere covered with trees,
+but poor ones compared to the giants forming the
+avenue. Under these a regiment of English
+hussars, and a band of Cossacks, were in bivouac
+together—a novel and amusing scene. The
+soldiers and their horses were objects of curiosity
+(English as well as Cossacks) to a crowd of idle
+Parisians who stood by, not in silent contemplation
+of the <em>strange animals</em>, but chattering like a
+pack of monkeys, and explaining what they saw
+to those of their neighbours less gifted with the
+powers of conception. Carriages, too, as they
+passed, and groups of young men on horseback
+(looking half-military, half-bourgeois, from their
+mustachioed upper lips, erect carriage, holstered
+saddles, and cavalry bridles), paused to contemplate
+the foreign bivouac. If these last were
+amused with my countrymen and their friends,
+I was no less so with them. There was something
+irresistibly comic in their self-satisfied air
+as they paraded their managed cats of steeds
+before the fair ones in the carriages, and the
+affected, contemptuous looks they cast on the
+hardy fellows who had so recently chased their
+own braves (perhaps some of themselves) from
+Brussels to Paris. The equipages, too, were
+worthy of notice: they reminded me of Ireland—“<em>Nothing<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_131"></a>[131]</span>
+of a piece</em>.” Handsome carriage,
+well-dressed servants, dog-horses and shabby
+harness; or shabby servant and beautiful horse,
+new harness, and an old jarvey of a carriage—the
+fair dames within invariably smart. No comparison
+can be instituted between French and
+English equipages. The neatness and perfect
+completeness, beauty, finish, lightness, and goodness—all
+are on the side of the latter. Their
+cabriolet, however, is something <i lang="la">sui generis</i>,
+and worthy of admiration. They are generally
+drawn by one horse, sometimes a postilion on
+a second horse attached as an outrigger. It
+was one of these that captivated my fancy near
+the <i lang="fr">barrière</i>. Such a turn-out! The carriage
+was just like other cabriolets, only a very smart
+one; and here I must acknowledge an exception
+to what I have just written—the whole <em>was</em> of a
+piece—good, smart, and respectable; but, <i lang="fr">mon
+Dieu!</i> what a spectacle! The heavy harness under
+which the horses were almost buried was covered
+with plated buckles, bosses, &amp;c. On the outrigger
+sat a fine, well-made fellow, six feet if an inch,
+erect as a grenadier. On his head an enormous
+cocked-hat, bound with broad silver lace and
+loop, stuck square on; a blue coat, collar, skirts,
+and sleeves, all covered with silver lace; the clothing<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_132"></a>[132]</span>
+of his nether limbs hid in a tremendous pair
+of boots, sticking six inches above his slightly-bent
+knee, and armed with a most formidable
+pair of spurs; like all the rest of them, riding
+exceedingly long, consequently bumping along
+at a moderate trot with most imperturbable
+gravity. How I should have liked to see this
+equipage trotting down St James’s Street! A
+passer-by, of whom I asked the question, informed
+me that this was Les Champs Elysées. I
+could hardly credit him. What! the far-famed,
+much-vaunted, much-bescribbled Champs Elysées!
+Impossible!—or, if true, what a disappointment!
+I hardly know what sort of an idea I had formed
+of the Champs Elysées—certainly nothing like
+the reality. No turf, no verdure, in short, no
+fields, but a gravelly dusty space, surrounded
+nearly by buildings, and barely shaded from the
+scorching sun by a parcel of miserable-looking
+half-grown trees, sufficiently powdered to conceal
+whatever verdure they might have. If ever the
+grass had grown here, every trace was now obliterated.
+Bivouacs are sadly destructive of nature’s
+beauties. “Thus, then,” said I, “here is one
+illusion dissipated. Let us see farther, perhaps
+all will equally vanish in smoke and dust.” A
+certain feeling of exultation, a tumultuous rising<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_133"></a>[133]</span>
+of spirits came over me as I rode into the Place
+Louis Quinze, and pulling up, regardless of the
+moving throng of people, contemplated at my
+leisure the scene around me. I have now got a
+map and a ‘<span lang="fr">Guide de Paris,</span>’ both of which I have
+since had opportunities of elucidating or confirming
+by inquiry and <i lang="la">vivâ voce</i> evidence. Then, I
+knew not that I stood precisely on the same spot
+where the martyrdom of Louis Seize and the
+fair Marie Antoinette had been consummated. I
+knew that the walls in front of me as I entered
+the Place from the Champs Elysées were the
+ramparts of the Tuileries; that the bowery trees
+which overtopped them were in the gardens; and
+that the immense pile seen again over these was
+the chateau itself: but I did not know that the
+magnificent ranges of buildings, with their rich
+sculptures and Corinthian colonnades on my left,
+were those of the Garde Meuble; nor that the fine
+but short perspective by which they were separated
+was the Rue de la Concorde; nor that the
+handsome bridge on my right was the Pont de la
+Concorde, and the imposing portico which reared
+its lofty Corinthian columns beyond was the
+entrance to the Salle des Representatifs. Although
+ignorant of the names and destinations of
+the noble objects, I could not but be sensible of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_134"></a>[134]</span>
+their effect individually and as an <i lang="fr">ensemble</i>; and
+I did acknowledge that nothing could be more
+imposing, more strikingly magnificent, than this
+entrance to the city of Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Every faculty absorbed in the contemplation
+of the various and varied novelties around me, I
+progressed mechanically, and without knowing or
+seeking to know where I was going, found my
+way down the Rue de Rivoli, and so into the
+Place Vendome, where the column of Austerlitz,
+by its beautiful workmanship, and the historical
+recollections associated with it, arrested my course
+for some time. Strange, however, that a nation
+like France should borrow from Rome—that she
+could not produce an original idea to commemorate
+a great national triumph. It is nevertheless
+a superb monument; and at least the idea of using
+the guns taken in the battle to decorate the city—was
+not <em>that</em> an original idea? The Place
+itself I do not like. Its houses are certainly fine,
+and uniformly built, but the style is heavy, the
+material dismal, and the want of <i lang="fr">trottoirs</i> gives
+the whole the air of a “mews.” In approaching
+the Place Vendome by the Rue Castiglione,
+I crossed the Rue St Honoré, the busy stream
+flowing along which would have induced me
+to follow it, but the column in front drew me<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_135"></a>[135]</span>
+forward like a magnet. The streets of Paris are
+infinitely more amusing than those of London,
+inasmuch as they everywhere teem with animation,
+from the pavements to the roofs. Nowhere
+do we meet such long, tiresome, dull avenues of
+brick and mortar as Baker Street, Gore Street,
+Gloucester Place, &amp;c. In London, “home’s
+home,” &amp;c.—and when people are at home, they
+like quietude and retirement. In Paris <i lang="fr">au contraire</i>,
+people cannot exist in quietude, and solitude
+is abominated. To see and be seen seems
+the universal maxim. The varied forms of the
+houses, too, and the still more varied styles of
+ornament, render the streets much more picturesque
+and interesting in Paris than in London.
+There is something very picturesque and interesting,
+I think, in the immense long perspectives
+between the tall houses of such streets as the Rue
+de Richelieu, into which I was led by the Rue
+Neuve des Petits Champs. This is the Bond
+Street of Paris, and is a most amusing one. Here
+every thing savoured of the fashionable world.
+Shops of a more respectable description richly
+decorated; goods of the most costly kind arranged
+for display with a very superior degree
+of taste and even elegance. Numerous equipages
+with liveried attendants driving about or waiting<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_136"></a>[136]</span>
+at the doors. Numberless loungers sauntering
+up and down, or philandering in the shops, a
+striking feature among these the foreign officers,
+particularly English, all indicating the Rue de
+Richelieu as the focus of fashionable resort. After
+all, however, there is something about this as well
+as all the other streets of Paris, with a few exceptions—such
+as the Rue de Rivoli, de la Concorde,
+de la Paix, and some part of the Boulevard—that
+displeases an Englishman’s eye and nose. The
+buildings in general have a worn and shabby
+appearance; their great height, and the narrowness
+of the thoroughfare, throws a degree of darkness
+and gloom over everything; but, above all,
+the olfactory nerves are continually offended by a
+certain pervading odour, difficult to be accounted
+for, since it is everywhere the same—not arising
+from any visible cause, but omnipresent and unvarying.
+In the Rue de Richelieu not all the
+fragrant odours issuing from that <i lang="fr">magazin</i> of
+odours, the Cloche d’Or, and fifty others, were
+sufficient to overpower this most unsavoury of
+smells. It may be said to characterise Paris—to
+stamp it as the sulphureous city. My attention
+was attracted by a broad avenue crossing one end
+of it, and along which flowed a dense and continuous
+stream of passengers and carriages. I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_137"></a>[137]</span>
+directed my horse’s head thither, and in a few
+minutes found myself in the Boulevard des Italiens.
+The excitement and interest of that moment
+will not soon be forgotten. The breadth of the
+street, the mixture of trees and houses, the number
+and variety of the immense multitude moving on,
+all contributed for a moment to electrify me, and
+I should have forgotten Colombes and the lateness
+of the hour had not Hitchins at that moment
+rode up and asked me if I was not going home
+to dinner. Colombes and M. Ferdinando’s good
+cheer regained their sway, and we trotted off
+together, vowing an early return to explore the
+wonders of this mine of novelty and excitement.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_138"></a>[138]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>July 17th.</i>—Alas! how transient is all earthly
+happiness! To-morrow I quit Colombes and my
+delightful residence for ever; except, indeed, I
+pay it a casual visit, and that I shall hardly
+have heart to do. A few short days passed in
+this elysium have endeared it to me beyond
+expression, and, spite of certain little differences,
+M. Ferdinand and I have become quite friends.
+The old man’s manner is always so kind that I
+really believe he likes me; but then these French
+are consummate <i lang="fr">blagueurs</i>. Our principal quarrel
+has been invariably about wine. At first he
+always produced such as would have done
+honour to any table, but by degrees he began
+from time to time to introduce a bottle of inferior
+quality. It was, however, too late; our
+palates were formed, and could bear nothing but
+the best, which we insisted on having, spite of his<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_139"></a>[139]</span>
+equivocations and harangues to prove to us that
+we were no judges of wine. Some droll scenes
+have arisen out of this; for we discovered that M.
+Ferdinand has the greatest horror of our invading
+his territory, and availed ourselves of the discovery
+whenever he tried to play us a trick. Nothing
+could be more comical than the expression which
+his countenance assumed on these occasions.
+<span lang="fr">“Ferdinand!” “Monsieur!” “Ce vin ci n’est
+pas bon!” “Ce vin n’est pas bon, monsieur?”</span>
+arching his grey eyebrows. <span lang="fr">“Non, il est exécrable,
+vilain.” “Mais, monsieur,”</span> with emphasis,
+<span lang="fr">“c’est du meilleur vin de la cave, je vous assure;”</span>
+and then, with an “<span lang="fr">Excusez, monsieur!</span>” he
+takes the bottle, pours a little wine into the palm
+of his hand, tastes it, makes a grimace indicative
+of pleasure, rubs down his stomach with feigned
+ecstasy, and exclaims, <span lang="fr">“Dieu merci, comme il
+est excellent!” “Eh bien, M. Ferdinand, vous
+ne savez plus plaire à notre gout; allez vous en,
+cherchez une chandelle et la clef de la cave, j’y
+descendrai choisir moi-même,”</span> &amp;c. &amp;c. This
+always produced the desired effect—the comic
+expression of his countenance would give place
+to one of extreme anxiety. “<span lang="fr">Tenez, monsieur!—tenez!
+cela ne sera pas bon; la cave est si
+obscure, si humide. Ah, je ne le permettrai jamais.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_140"></a>[140]</span>
+Si monsieur le trouve bon, je descendrai chercher
+d’autre vin, et peut-être je serais plus heureux.</span>”
+Without waiting for a reply, he would brush
+off with the activity of a man twenty years
+younger. In due time, allowing for the supposed
+search, re-enter M. Ferdinand with a joyous
+countenance and bottle in hand, from which, the
+long cork duly extracted, he would deliberately
+fill a <em>large</em> glass, look exultingly around, and,
+making a most profound bow (without, however,
+spilling one drop), drink “<span lang="fr">au bonheur de Monsieur
+le Commandant et des braves Anglais,</span>” then
+triumphantly plant the bottle on the table with
+renewed assurances of the excellence of its contents,
+which we invariably found to be perfectly
+true. On the whole, however, as I before said,
+we were excellent friends, and Monsieur le Commandant
+a special favourite with honest Ferdinand,
+whose attentions were unremitting. It
+grieves me, certainly, leaving Colombes—but go
+I must.</p>
+
+<p>Yesterday Sir George Wood received despatches
+from Lord Mulgrave appointing Sir John
+May and Major William Lloyd to the two troops
+vacant by the deaths of Ramsay and Bean. This
+is a disappointment, for I had fully expected one
+of them; however, it is somewhat softened by<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_141"></a>[141]</span>
+the handsome manner in which his lordship
+directs that I be retained as a supernumerary captain
+of horse-artillery until a vacancy may occur,
+which it is known must be soon, for poor Lloyd
+is too severely wounded to survive. But the
+worst part of the story is, that my old troop, in
+which I have now been nine years, is to be taken
+from me and given to Major Wilmot, who has
+just arrived from England, and I am to go to D
+Troop, late Bean’s, now Lloyd’s, and no doubt
+soon to be mine. This morning Sir Augustus
+Frazer inspected G Troop, previously to my
+giving it up to Wilmot, in the field by the side
+of the road from Neuilly Bridge to L’Etoile. I
+took the opportunity of complaining that certain
+malicious reports had been circulated by persons
+unknown, to the injury of my character. These
+set forth that the great loss sustained by G
+Troop on the 18th arose from my culpable stupidity
+in having unnecessarily exposed my detachment,
+gun-horses, &amp;c. Sir Augustus acknowledged
+having heard such a report, which he had
+taken every pains to contradict, and added, “I
+have told everybody that the imputation is false;
+and, moreover, that if blame attach to any one,
+it must be to myself and Major M’Donald, for I
+placed you in your position, and both of us visited<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_142"></a>[142]</span>
+you repeatedly during the action, and ought to
+have corrected anything that was wrong.” This
+has been some ill-natured, jealous person, who
+envies us the little credit we got on that occasion.</p>
+
+<p>After our inspection I sent Newland home with
+the troop, and accompanied Sir Augustus to La
+Chapelle under Montmartre, on the road to St
+Denis, where he inspected the D Troop, now commanded
+by Major D., previously to his giving
+it up to me to-morrow. It is a wretched troop,
+and very badly officered; the state of discipline
+such as I never thought could have existed in
+such a perfect service as the horse-artillery.
+Frazer flattered me by saying, in answer to my
+complaint, “Never mind; I am sure you will soon
+have it in a very different state.” I hope so.
+To-morrow, then, I depart hence—give up my
+elysium, and exchange one of the very finest
+troops in the service for the <em>very worst</em>. But I
+must try and bring down my journal, if possible,
+to the present day, so as to begin a new score at
+my new station, wherever that may be. The
+13th was the wet day on which I last wrote, and
+then did not finish up to the date, I think the
+12th. Hitchins and I breakfasted at seven, and
+set off together immediately after for Paris. The<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_143"></a>[143]</span>
+road thither, with the exception of the naked
+plain between this and Courbevoie, is most interesting.
+At the Place Louis Quinze we dismounted,
+and Milward brought the horses back,
+whilst we continued on towards the Louvre by
+the Rue de Rivoli, &amp;c. The Louvre is now in
+all its glory—nothing has been touched, although
+restoration is talked of. The Place du Carrousel
+we found occupied by Prussian infantry in bivouac.
+Not far off, near the Boulevard de la Madelaine,
+are several large timber-yards. Blucher, less
+scrupulous than Wellington, has emptied the
+contents of one of these on the Place du Carrousel,
+where his people have constructed a little
+town of sheds or shanties with the planks. A
+singular spectacle is this bivouac. The sheds
+form regular streets parallel to the Grille; along
+the centre of these are lines of fires, with camp-kettles
+suspended over them, and soldiers in most
+slovenly (even beggarly) <i lang="fr">déshabillé</i> sitting round,
+peeling potatoes, turnips, onions, &amp;c., or cutting
+up very carrion-like meat for their messes. A
+chain of sentries kept back the crowd, which was
+immense—all eager to see the warriors so often
+beaten by their own troops, now in their turn
+conquerors, and enjoying the fruits of their victory
+on the very ground where the mighty<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_144"></a>[144]</span>
+Emperor of the West had passed in review those
+<i lang="fr">soi-disant</i> invincible legions, and whence they
+had successively departed for Madrid, Vienna,
+Jena, and Moscow.</p>
+
+<p>Except a scowling ex-<i lang="fr">militaire</i> here and there,
+nothing could exceed the <i lang="fr">bonhommie</i> apparent in
+every countenance. Curiosity—pure curiosity—had
+drawn them thither, and their staring physiognomies
+did not betray an idea beyond the gratification
+of it. What a holiday for the Parisians
+this is, after all! The city seems in a continued
+state of festivity, and at the same time of fever.
+Amidst such a crowd and such excitement it was
+not possible to indulge reflections; yet, spite of
+these, a confused jumble of very curious ones
+flashed across my mind as, <i lang="fr">en passant</i>, I contemplated
+this host of foreigners, domesticated, as it
+were, on the <em>sacred territory</em>; beyond them, and
+overtopping their temporary dwellings, the celebrated
+triumphal arch, surmounted by the four
+Venetian horses; and beyond these again, the immense
+façade (dark and gloomy) of the Tuileries,
+scene of such strange and startling events. Struggling
+through the crowd, our approach to the
+Gallery of the Louvre was announced by a host
+of boys and women, “A bill of the play, sir?”
+“Please to buy a bill of the play?” which was soon<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_145"></a>[145]</span>
+exchanged for “<span lang="fr">Catalogue du musée, monsieur?
+un franc, monsieur.</span>” “<span lang="fr">Voulez-vous un catalogue
+du musée, monsieur?</span>” &amp;c. &amp;c. These people
+are more persevering than our vendors of these
+articles; however, the purchase of one was a
+mouth-stopper, and we were then suffered to
+proceed unmolested to the great doors, where two
+servants, most respectably dressed in blue and
+silver, with white waistcoat and breeches, received
+us, and pointed out the way to the first <i lang="fr">salon</i>.
+A perfect stream, almost all foreigners, was setting
+in, and the <i lang="fr">salons</i> were already pretty full,
+although so early in the day. I cannot set up
+for a connoisseur either in painting or sculpture,
+therefore have little to record of this celebrated
+collection beyond my unfeigned admiration of
+what I there saw. My emotions in each individual
+<i lang="fr">rencontre</i> with the different <i lang="fr">chefs-d’œuvre</i>
+here assembled might be a source of amusement
+to myself at some future period had I faithfully
+noted them down at the moment, but that was
+impossible in such a crowd; moreover, I had a
+companion, the most complete hindrance imaginable
+in my estimation to the enjoyment of anything
+admirable either in art or nature. Now
+they are nearly obliterated, and I can only say
+that I was delighted, though in some cases disappointed.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_146"></a>[146]</span>
+This was particularly the case with
+the Venus de Medici. I scarcely know what I
+expected to see; but when a statue, patched and
+cracked, the marble discoloured and disfigured
+with greenish stains, such as one sees in our garden
+Neptunes, Tritons, &amp;c., was pointed out by the
+number in our catalogue as the Venus, I could
+scarcely believe but that it must be a mistake.
+Such was the effect of the first <i lang="fr">coup d’œil</i>. Upon
+a more attentive examination, however, I could
+not but admit the thing to be a most beautiful
+piece of workmanship as such; and the lady represented
+a very pretty woman, but I felt no
+raptures. The colossal group of the Laocoon,
+occupying, like an altar-piece, the whole extremity
+of the same apartment, hence called the Salle de
+Laocoon, had no charms for me. In the first
+place, I dislike colossal statues as much as I dislike
+allegorical paintings; both are a departure
+from nature, which I am not poetical enough to
+appreciate. Secondly, I hate such subjects—I
+hate a gratuitous contemplation of horrors and
+suffering—and to me there is something exquisitely
+disgusting in this subject. Thirdly, I dislike
+all attempts at representing violent action
+either in painting or sculpture, except for a momentary
+glance; they cannot deceive the senses—there<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_147"></a>[147]</span>
+is no illusion. Specimens of either should
+be subjects to dwell upon, to contemplate, to
+study. But who can dwell upon action that
+<em>stands still</em>? What can be more tiresome than
+the continually-uplifted arm of the Laocoon, or
+the immovable struggles of the two little (by
+comparison) men (for they are not boys), with
+formal curly wigs, on each side of him. In
+short, I hate this so far-famed group. Occupying
+the extremity of the next <i lang="fr">salle</i>, is the Apollo.
+Here I was not disappointed. The action has
+just ceased—the figure is in a sufficient state of
+repose to keep up the illusion and bear continued
+looking at. And who could ever tire of this?
+Such grace and ease, such lightness and activity—activity
+written in broad characters upon
+a figure not in movement—such an elegant and
+perfect form, and such a divine head! How often
+I have returned to gaze upon this most perfect
+conception of the human mind—this most perfect
+execution of the human hand! How often have I
+turned into the <i lang="fr">musée</i>, and, heedless of the Venus,
+the Laocoon, and all the other celebrated statues
+in my way, have passed along, seeing nothing
+and heeding nothing, until I stood once more
+before this most exquisite piece of statuary! In
+collections of this kind too many choice <i lang="fr">morceaux</i><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_148"></a>[148]</span>
+in juxtaposition, or in immediate neighbourhood,
+injure each other—they distract the attention; and
+it is only after repeated visits that we become
+cool enough to attach ourselves to particular
+pieces. It was thus with me at my first visit
+both to these and the <i lang="fr">galerie</i>; and I have felt
+the same effect in passing through a wild and
+picturesque country exhibiting beautiful features
+and pictures at every turn. I have been cloyed,
+even fatigued; and looked with pleasure on, and
+found relief in, a landscape of a tamer description.</p>
+
+<p>From the <i lang="fr">salons</i> we ascended to the Galerie du
+Louvre by a most superb staircase. English riflemen
+were posted, not only on the landing-place,
+but also distributed at intervals through the whole
+length of the gallery—whether to preserve order
+or the pictures, I know not; but I do know that
+the appearance of their green uniforms, as they
+stood leaning on their rifles all along this magnificent
+perspective, was another of those sights
+calculated to excite in our minds such strange tumultuous
+feelings. What must have been those
+of the Parisians, of whom a part of the immense
+crowd that thronged the <i lang="fr">galerie</i> and anteroom
+was composed? They apprehend that the spoliation
+will commence directly, and are therefore<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_149"></a>[149]</span>
+assiduous in their worship of those treasures
+about to quit them for ever, and with them, they
+think, their national glory. The only record I
+make of the <i lang="fr">galerie</i> is, that Poussin’s “<span lang="fr">Deluge</span>”
+fascinated me. Never did I see a picture inspiring
+so much awe. Paul Potter’s “Bull” pleased me
+as an inimitable copy from nature, but as a picture
+it struck me as wanting in poetry. Some beggar-boy,
+by Murillo, perfectly ravished me, <i lang="fr">malgré</i>
+the disgusting subject: here was nature and the
+most delicious colouring imaginable.</p>
+
+<p>As both Hitchins and I proposed paying many
+more visits to the <i lang="fr">musée</i>, we did little more than
+walk to the end of the <i lang="fr">galerie</i> and back, and then
+departed, crossed the Prussian bivouac, and wandered
+into the palace of the Tuileries. We went
+as we listed, no one offering us the slightest obstruction;
+and the sentinels (I think they were
+of the National Guard), although they did not
+salute us, yet drew up respectfully at their posts
+as we passed them. Ascending a magnificent
+staircase, we found our way into a large handsome
+saloon, over the fireplace in which was a very
+fine painting of a battle. I think this was the
+Salle des Maréchaux. There was not a living
+soul to answer our questions; but I have since
+learned that what I took for a painting was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_150"></a>[150]</span>
+a piece of Gobelins tapestry. Unheeded, we
+rambled on from one large room to another; indeed
+we met but few anywhere, until at last we
+walked most unceremoniously into one where a
+number of servants in the royal livery were laying
+a dinner-table, which, to our astonishment, we
+found was for his Majesty. They hardly noticed
+us, and answered all our questions in a most
+good-natured but most respectful manner. There
+was a beautiful service of Worcester ware, and,
+for a private gentleman, a decent display of plate,
+but nothing more—so far all was respectable; but
+what a table-cloth! I doubt whether most of our
+gentry of even the second table wouldn’t turn up
+their insolent noses at such a one. Sure I am
+that no gentleman in England ever sits down to
+so coarse a thing. As dinner was just coming up,
+the butler (I suppose) very civilly begged us to
+retire, as his Majesty would be in immediately.
+We descended to the gardens. I had heard and
+read so much of the gardens of the Tuileries, that
+here I experienced a disappointment similar to
+that inflicted by the Champs Elysées. Nevertheless
+they certainly form a very agreeable promenade.
+That part immediately under the windows
+of the palace is laid out in parterres of flower-beds
+of different geometrical figure. I should say<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_151"></a>[151]</span>
+that the garden is a dead level.<a id="FNanchor_15" href="#Footnote_15" class="fnanchor">[15]</a> Between the
+parterres are broad walks, well rolled and well
+swept. The further part is a grove, forming a
+cool and pleasant promenade or lounge, much
+taken advantage of by the Parisians, who may be
+seen lounging in one or two chairs, as may be, in
+all directions. These chairs are the property of
+individuals who bring them there, and make a
+livelihood by letting them out at two or three sous
+the chair. Similar accommodation, it appears, is to
+be found in every public place, even in the Boulevards.
+The ramparts (rather grandiloquent,
+when speaking of a mere terrace), which surround
+the garden on three sides, are planted also,
+and afford a most interesting promenade from the
+views they command; yet, strange to say, people
+appear to prefer the more confined one below.
+Although I do not like the formal laying out of
+these gardens, yet can I not but confess there is
+something very lordly (or kingly) in them. The
+broad, well-kept gravel-walks, the play of the
+fountains, the numerous orange-trees in boxes,
+which fill the air with their delicious but rather
+overpowering perfume, the multitude of statues,
+the view down the centre <i lang="fr">allée</i>, which is prolonged<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_152"></a>[152]</span>
+into an immense perspective by being on
+the same line with that of the Champs Elysées,
+and on the other hand the ancient and venerable
+pile, with its numerous windows, long covered
+verandas, &amp;c., overlooking the whole. The gaily-dressed
+crowd, too, by which the garden is almost
+always filled, gives it a holiday air very pleasing.
+Passing once more through the palace and traversing
+the Place du Carrousel, we soon reached
+the southern entrance of the Palais Royal. It
+was “change time,” and the place in front of the
+gate was filled with business-like people, exactly
+as in our Royal Exchange. What a strange propensity
+the French have for misnomers! On
+entering the so-called “<em>garden</em>”<a id="FNanchor_16" href="#Footnote_16" class="fnanchor">[16]</a> of the Palais
+Royal, I was for the third time disappointed. Instead
+of a garden I found myself in an immense
+arid esplanade, surrounded (at least on three
+sides) by lofty uniform buildings, the façade of
+which was decorated by Corinthian pilasters, and
+surmounted by vases, &amp;c. An arcade ran all
+round the base. The side by which we entered
+was disfigured by a shabby wooden erection,
+under which were numerous stalls of petty dealers
+in every sort of articles, but apparently all of
+inferior quality. Under the arcades were shops of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_153"></a>[153]</span>
+a better description, intermingled with cafés, restaurants,
+&amp;c., and here was certainly a splendid
+display of goods of the richest kind. Watch-makers
+exhibited the most elegant little toys,
+enriched with pearls and chased-work; jewellers
+the most splendid articles in precious stone, gold,
+silver, &amp;c.; shops of <i lang="fr">gourmandise</i> (if I may be
+allowed the term)—everything that could stimulate
+or pamper the appetite. Many were entirely
+filled with knick-knackery, or articles of <i lang="fr">vertu</i>;
+others with steel or cutlery; in others, again, were
+tastefully displayed the finest cashmere or merino
+shawls and <i lang="fr">fichûs</i> of the most brilliant colours. In
+short, I cannot remember the tenth part of the
+rich display under these arcades.</p>
+
+<p>In the esplanade were a few shabby trees, some
+benches, and piles of chairs. The crowd of loungers,
+&amp;c. (for I presume most there were so),
+under the arcades, was very great, principally,
+I think, military. Prussian and Russian officers
+in blue or green uniforms, waists drawn in like a
+wasp’s, breasts sticking out like a pigeon’s; long
+sashes, with huge tassels of gold or silver, hanging
+half-way down their legs—pretty red and
+white boyish faces, with an enormous bush of
+hair over each ear; lancers in square-topped
+caps and waving plumes; hussars in various rich<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_154"></a>[154]</span>
+uniforms, one more remarkable, sky-blue, curiously
+laced with a sort of chain-lace, very ugly
+to my taste; Austrian officers in plain white uniforms,
+turned up with red—very neat, very soldier-like,
+very becoming, and the men who wore them
+more gentlemanly in their appearance than any
+of the others; English officers in all sorts of
+dresses, fancy, half-military, and quite so. To
+say that women abounded amongst these would
+be almost superfluous—some very handsome,
+some quite the contrary—all wearing looks of the
+boldest and most meretricious character. Boys,
+too, abounded, as in the Pays Bas, following and
+pestering you with their odious propositions. The
+cafés and restaurants were principally filled with
+officers smoking, drinking, playing chess, &amp;c. &amp;c.
+A few turns in the promenade, and then it was so
+late that we returned to the Place Louis Quinze,
+whence a cabriolet in due time brought us to our
+quiet peaceable village.</p>
+
+<p>The next day (13th), although it looked black
+and threatening, we went to Paris; but the rain
+set in so heavily that we returned forthwith, most
+completely drenched, to Colombes, having seen
+nothing.</p>
+
+<p>The 14th was fine again, and I resolved on an
+expedition to Malmaison and Versailles if possible.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_155"></a>[155]</span>
+The road lay through Nanterre, on the <i lang="fr">coteau</i>,
+but a little elevated above the meadows through
+which the Seine holds its course. The scenery,
+without being very striking, was very pleasing
+and pretty. On my right at some little distance
+ran the river, beyond which rose a ridge of vine-clad
+hills, a continuation of those behind Argenteuil;
+on the left, the vineyard, corn-fields, and
+rose-gardens terminated in a range of high
+ground, wooded, continuing from Mont Valerien
+towards Marly, where the water-works, projecting
+from the there steep acclivity, formed rather a picturesque
+object—following the windings of the
+Seine through a less interesting country (because
+all corn). In the distance one sees the chateau of
+St Germain, with its long white terrace, backed
+by the dark foliage of the park; beneath, the
+waters of the river glitter like silver in the bright
+light. Malmaison is on the higher ground; and
+on ascending to the park-gates, I was pleased to
+find two neat little lodges, and an entrance perfectly
+English, which was the style all around.
+The house had nothing extraordinary in its
+appearance, but the little lawn in front was redolent
+of the perfume of the orange-flower, numerous
+trees being ranged around all in full blossom.
+I found but few servants in the house; on asking<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_156"></a>[156]</span>
+to see which, a lady-like person was called, who
+acted as cicerone with the easy and graceful
+manner so characteristic of French women. Had
+it not been for the interest one attaches to whatever
+is connected with great or extraordinary
+people, the houses at Malmaison perhaps were
+not so much worth seeing as many houses
+even of our commoners. There was only one
+room remarkable for its fitting-up, and it was
+in other respects the most interesting. It was
+Josephine’s bedroom. A little scene took place
+here. My companion idolised her former mistress;
+the recollections of past times and of her
+beloved Empress, renewed by my questions, overpowered
+her. I believe she was sincere. The
+furniture of this room (which was, I think, an
+octagon) was certainly splendid. Scarlet cloth
+(very fine) with trimmings of broad gold-lace,
+and deep gold fringe of bullions. The bed-curtains
+and coverlet were of the same, and the walls
+were covered with it instead of paper, the gold-lace
+serving as a border to the panels, &amp;c. I
+did not admire the taste of Josephine in this.
+Here it was she expired. Running at right
+angles to the front of the house is the <i lang="fr">galerie</i>—a
+beautiful <i lang="fr">salon</i>, full of exquisite morsels of
+sculpture, all modern, but in my estimation many<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_157"></a>[157]</span>
+of them rivalling the antique. Taking leave of
+my amiable conductress, I set off to pick my way
+without a guide through a woody, intricate, wild
+country, where the openings were of no extent,
+so that no view could be obtained. After riding
+up one avenue and down another for some time,
+I began to fancy I was lost, when suddenly riding
+out upon an open I saw several peasants,
+male and female, at work near a <i lang="fr">bergerie</i>,<a id="FNanchor_17" href="#Footnote_17" class="fnanchor">[17]</a> which
+occupied the centre of the place. I rode forward
+to inquire my way, when lo! down went hoes,
+and away went men, women, and dogs as fast as
+their legs could carry them into the neighbouring
+woods, leaving me as much at a loss to account
+for their fright, as to which of the many roads
+(<em>forest</em>) diverging hence I should take to extricate
+myself from my dilemma. As the English
+nowhere inspire terror, these people must have
+taken me for a Prussian hussar, from my pelisse
+and enormous mustache. As no information was
+to be procured, I had nothing left but to push<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_158"></a>[158]</span>
+on and take my chance. I had not ridden far
+when the ground began to descend (I had been
+travelling on an elevated plateau), the thickets
+and wood became thinner and more scattered,
+and below me I saw several farmhouses. From
+subsequent inspection of the map, this must have
+been La Selle de St Cloud. I rode up to the first
+substantial-looking house, tied my horse up in a
+shed, and without ceremony marched into the
+kitchen, where the mistress and her maids were
+busily employed in their household concerns.
+My entrance did not in the least disconcert them,
+or even occasion them any apparent surprise:
+they entered gaily into conversation without for
+a minute interrupting their work. No running
+away here. I was very hungry, but, <i lang="fr">malgré</i> the
+opulent appearance of the house, the good lady
+could give me nothing but bread (sour, as usual),
+some very fine cherries, and delicious milk. For
+this she would accept no remuneration, but her
+maids thankfully accepted the trifle I offered
+them for their trouble. I found that my deviation
+from the direct road to Versailles had not
+been great; and having received instructions for
+my future progress, and taken leave of my kind
+hostess, I once more plunged into a forest, from
+which, however, I soon emerged upon a cultivated<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_159"></a>[159]</span>
+country sprinkled with farms and villages,
+and very agreeably diversified with hill, dale, and
+woodland. At last the palace of Versailles, overtopping
+the trees and buildings in its neighbourhood,
+burst upon me with imposing grandeur,
+and I soon after entered the town.</p>
+
+<p>In front of the palace is a large, almost triangular,
+esplanade, narrowing from the palace until
+it terminates in the road to Paris. A clumsy
+thing enough, for when building the palace they
+might as well have laid out a handsome square
+in front of it. The place looked dull and lifeless,
+few people, except some Prussian soldiers, being
+visible. The number of hotels, taverns, &amp;c. &amp;c.,
+announced it as the resort of strangers and idlers.
+The palace itself, from all its window-shutters
+being closed, looked as dismal as the rest. Having
+secured my horse, I sounded the bell at the
+palace-gate, which brought out the <i lang="fr">Suisse</i>, who
+sounded another bell, which brought a most gentlemanly,
+but very melancholy-looking, young
+man in the royal livery, who, upon being informed
+of my wish to see the palace, made a very
+polite bow, and requested me to follow him. It
+were needless repeating the history he gave of
+each splendid apartment, and they appeared innumerable.
+Solitary and silent, an overpowering<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_160"></a>[160]</span>
+sensation of melancholy came over me in comparing
+their present deserted state with that which
+had for ever passed, and I no longer wondered
+at the pensive manner of my interesting young
+companion, though he was too young to have
+known Versailles in the days of its splendour. I
+believe, with the exception of ourselves and the
+<i lang="fr">Suisse</i>, whom we had left at the gate, this immense
+fabric did not contain another living soul.
+So long did we continue wandering from room to
+room, that at last, on returning to the vestibule—no
+time was left to visit the <i lang="fr">Trianon</i> as I had
+intended, or even the gardens—all that I saw of
+them was from a terrace upon which we were
+admitted from one of the central <i lang="fr">salons</i>—unless
+I remained all night. It became necessary to
+depart forthwith, or find my way in the dark
+back to Colombes.</p>
+
+<p>The great road to Paris is a superb avenue, but
+it was disfigured by dust, which, spite of yesterday’s
+rain, I found a real nuisance.</p>
+
+<p>Numerous were the villas along the road, but,
+like those in the neighbourhood of London, the
+shrubberies in which they were embowered, and
+everything about them, was grey and dingy with
+the dust with which they were powdered. A
+great part of this line seemed inhabited only<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_161"></a>[161]</span>
+by washerwomen. The foul linen of all Paris
+seemed assembled here. The abundance of fine
+water, perhaps, is the cause of this. Pity
+that some portion of it were not employed in
+making this otherwise beautiful ride somewhat
+more enjoyable. It was growing so late as I
+passed Sêvres, that I merely can say I saw the
+exterior of the celebrated manufactory of porcelain.
+A thick dark avenue of trees, turning to
+the left, here seemed to promise a short cut to St
+Cloud; so up it I turned, but had not proceeded
+far ere I stumbled on a guard of Prussian jägers
+in an old summer-house. The sentry stopped and
+ordered me back. The corporal coming out, and
+finding that I was an English officer, very civilly
+informed me that, as Prince Blucher had his headquarters
+in the palace of St Cloud, no one was
+allowed to cross the park. Back, then, I went,
+and descending to the Seine found a good road,
+by which, passing through St Cloud, Suresnes,
+&amp;c., I returned hither just as it got so dark that
+I was obliged to my horse for bringing me safe
+home. The latter part of my ride along the
+charming banks of the river, and in the cool of a
+fine evening, was truly delightful.</p>
+
+<p><i>15th.</i>—I went to Paris again, wandered about
+the streets without any fixed plan, and quite by<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_162"></a>[162]</span>
+accident stumbled upon the Hôtel Dieu. I like
+this random mode of proceeding much better than
+following any fixed plan of sight-seeing: it is
+more independent. I walked into the hospital
+and through its wards. Nothing could be cleaner
+or better arranged; but the whole place, especially
+about the main entrance, had such an overpowering
+smell, that I was glad to make my
+escape and find my way to the Cathedral of
+Nôtre Dame. There is something exceedingly
+impressive in the interior of a Gothic cathedral
+at any time. Mass was performing as I entered
+the church, the solemnity of which, from the little
+light and rather heavy style of the architecture,
+was increased by the fine bass voices of the
+canons who assisted in the service, every one in
+his stall. From Nôtre Dame, after taking an
+omelet in a neighbouring restaurant, I had a
+long stroll by the quays to the Invalides. The
+old soldiers lounging or walking about the approaches
+to this fine establishment, although perfectly
+respectful, I thought looked displeased at
+seeing me. There were even some who did not
+attempt to conceal looks and gestures of hatred
+and contempt. They are to be pitied more than
+blamed for this feeling, since these were the men
+who fought and <em>always</em> conquered in Italy and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_163"></a>[163]</span>
+Germany. Notwithstanding their scowling looks,
+I could not help regarding these fine veterans
+with the most profound veneration. I found no
+difficulty, however, in procuring a cicerone to
+show the lions, and under his guidance walked
+through the halls, where the tables were already
+laid for dinner; through the dormitories, where
+the beds were all clean and neatly made up, and
+looking comfortable, &amp;c. &amp;c. In the officers’
+dining-rooms the tables were also laid—round
+ones for four or six persons each—not as with us,
+all at one long table. A bottle of wine was here
+placed by the side of each man’s plate. Nothing
+could be more comfortable or more respectable.
+We then visited the church under the dome where
+are the tombs of Turenne and Vauban.<a id="FNanchor_18" href="#Footnote_18" class="fnanchor">[18]</a> All this
+was not very amusing, but my guide, leading the
+way up several staircases, at last ushered me into
+a large but low room, immediately under the roof,
+filled with beautifully-finished models of almost
+all the frontier fortresses in France. Here I
+passed the remainder of the day most delightfully.
+The most interesting of these models were Chateau
+Trompette; Brest, with its harbours and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_164"></a>[164]</span>
+the adjacent country for three or four miles round;
+Strasbourg and neighbourhood; but one of the
+most amusing was an exquisitely-finished model
+of the battle of Lodi, under a glass bell. A fine
+boy of about fifteen or sixteen, to whom my
+quondam guide had delivered me over on entering
+the model-room, excited my surprise, not only
+by the clearness with which he explained everything
+to me, but also by the shrewdness of his remarks,
+and the great knowledge he evinced of
+military affairs in general; quite an incipient
+Buonaparte, I should say—only Buonaparte was
+never half so handsome. I could have lingered
+for a week over these interesting models, but the
+diminution of light obliged me at last reluctantly
+to leave them. Whilst we were wandering
+from loft to loft, for there were several, we came
+accidentally into one where two or three Prussian
+officers were superintending the dismemberment
+and packing up of all such as had any relation
+to the possessions of their monarch; and my
+young companion told me he suspected they
+meant to take away Strasbourg, and that they
+had already packed up several which could not
+come under that denomination. The poor boy
+spoke very feelingly on the subject, and seemed
+heart-broken at losing his favourite models. I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_165"></a>[165]</span>
+shall frequently visit the Invalides, unless the
+Prussians quite strip it of the models. It will
+be a delightful lounge, those lofts.</p>
+
+<p>Yesterday, being Sunday, our three troops assembled,
+under Major M’Donald, in the park,
+where Captain M’Donald’s troop is quartered,
+and had divine service. Passed the afternoon in
+riding about the neighbourhood, and the evening
+in the enjoyment of my beautiful terrace, &amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>To-morrow I go in search of my new troop,
+somewhere about St Denis.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_166"></a>[166]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>Sunday, July 22d.</i>—This is the first time I have
+been sufficiently settled and quiet to sit down to
+write since the evening of the 17th, my last at
+Colombes—dear Colombes! The intervening
+space has not been passed in idleness. On the
+morning of the 18th I was fully occupied in giving
+over my troop and stores to Major Wilmot, who
+takes possession also of my charming apartment,
+and Mademoiselle Ernestine gets a new neighbour.
+After an earlier dinner than usual, Hitchins
+accompanied me to St Denis; my servants
+and horses started in the morning. At St Denis I
+could gain no immediate and distinct information.
+Some of Ross’s non-commissioned officers whom I
+met with said they thought the troop must have
+halted in Stain. I shuddered at the very name
+of the place; it was the worst I had anticipated.
+As Hitchins knew the desolation of Stain, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_167"></a>[167]</span>
+the utter impossibility of my giving him a bed,
+even if I could get one myself, he took his leave,
+and I proceeded thitherward alone. It was with
+a heavy heart that I traversed the once rich crops
+of grain, now trodden into mud by having been
+the bivouac of our troops, and still heavier that I
+rode through the dismal street of the ruined village.
+I soon met some of the gunners, who confirmed
+my worst fears—viz., that the troop actually
+was stationed here. The officers were living
+and messing in a house close to the church, and
+opposite the <i lang="fr">grille</i> of the great chateau; and
+thither I repaired, and found them accordingly
+sitting at their wine. My servants had been here
+some time, and had taken possession of the Petit
+chateau, already mentioned. The house I found
+my officers in belongs to the Sœurs de la Charité.
+I was sensibly struck on entering it at the contrast
+with my villa at Colombes; mean, gloomy,
+dirty, and scarce an article of furniture in it, and
+what there was, of the poorest description. To
+counterbalance all this, it is the only house in the
+place (at least so they thought then) that has any
+glass in the windows, and how it escaped is extraordinary.
+They were seated in a dismal room,
+very low, and having a very disagreeable odour,
+overpowering even that of the dinner, in which<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_168"></a>[168]</span>
+the flavour of onions predominated. After introducing
+myself, and drinking a glass or two of
+wine, as the daylight began to fail I set off to inspect
+my new quarters. The appearance of this
+in its best days would not have been pleasing
+after Colombes; but now, forlorn, deserted,
+plundered! The handsome furniture which had
+once adorned it, mutilated and torn to pieces, was
+yet fresh when last I saw it; the fragments retained
+their paint or gilding, the mahogany its
+varnish; the tatters of silk fringe and curtains,
+scattered over the lawns and walks, or hanging
+from the branches in the shrubberies, yet retained
+their colour in all its freshness: now, after having
+been drenched by rain, and bleached in the sun
+and wind, all remains of former beauty were gone—all
+associations with splendour and magnificence
+vanished; they conveyed to the mind no feeling
+but that of squalidness and wretchedness. Amidst
+all this I entered the house. There things looked
+even worse. The winds of heaven had freely
+coursed through the paneless windows, the rain
+had inundated the floors, decay had already commenced,
+and the place looked as if it had been
+years deserted. Chilly, comfortless, and wretched,
+the floors still covered with fragments of glass,
+which, crunching under one’s feet, added not a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_169"></a>[169]</span>
+little to the misery of the scene, still further enhanced
+by a most gloomy evening, and the dismal
+sound of the wind through the branches foretelling
+a stormy night. At length, after wandering
+from room to room, always finding one worse
+than the last, the approaching darkness obliged
+me to decide quickly, so I pitched upon a large
+one, with a recess for a bed, where I could at
+least be at some distance from the windows. My
+men had already made themselves tolerably comfortable
+in the stable, and I now summoned all
+hands to make me so too. Brooms were speedily
+made by stripping the branches from some acacias
+or laburnums in the courtyard, and all the
+rubbish and broken glass swept out of the window;
+candles were procured from the mess, my
+bed made in the recess upon a bedstead, nearly
+sound—the place began to look a little better,
+and I a little more cheerful. Though not so
+luxuriously, yet I slept as soundly as ever at
+Colombes, <i lang="fr">malgré</i> the forlorn feeling that crept
+over me as I fell into unconsciousness at the idea
+of being the only person in the great rambling
+mansion, with doors and windows all open, and
+admittance free to whomsoever might come.</p>
+
+<p>My gloominess had construed the sighing of
+the wind among the foliage into a presage of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_170"></a>[170]</span>
+rain and storm. Neither came; and the next
+morning I was awakened by the sun streaming full
+in my face, the carol of birds innumerable, and the
+soft, balmy, yet fresh air of a most lovely morning.
+As our mess-breakfast was not very early,
+I jumped up determined on a thorough examination
+of the whole village, in hopes of finding
+something better than the Petit chateau. After
+looking into several, all equally miserable, I found
+the one where I ought to have begun, the only
+one habitable. It was only across the road, shut
+in by high walls, overtopped by acacias. This
+house had escaped the observation of others as it
+had mine; and, strange to say, had scarcely been
+visited by the spoiler. All the windows were
+perfect, and the only injury visible on the premises
+was the breaking to pieces of a number of
+paltry plaster Cupidons and their pedestals, that
+had erst disfigured the garden. I took possession
+immediately, and here I sit in my cabinet about
+to give a description of it. The house is tall and
+narrow—four storeys counting the ground-floor
+to the front, and three towards the garden, which
+is higher than the court. The ground-floor consists
+of stables, wood-houses, &amp;c., opening on this
+court, which is planted with acacias and shut in
+from the village by a high wall with great close<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_171"></a>[171]</span>
+gates. On the next (or garden ground-floor), is
+the only decent-sized room in the whole house:
+all the rest are divided into those useless little
+cabinets of which the French seem so fond,
+many of them with glass doors. All the rooms
+have the abominable brick or tile floors so
+common here: however, all the windows are
+sound, which is the grand object. I have chosen
+the floor above the garden—that is, third from
+the court—where I have a narrow slip, with glass
+door at one end and window at the other, the
+view from which certainly does not rival that at
+Colombes, for it is bounded by the four high
+walls of my garden; another piece, with a recess
+in it, serves me for a bedroom, and into these
+two I have collected all the furniture remaining
+in the house, which is but little, and that of the
+meanest description—a few clumsy, old-fashioned
+chairs, and a table or two. One of the former is a
+curious article: the seat lifts up, and behold a
+<i lang="fr">bidet</i>; the top of the thick back has two or three
+little boxes in it for holding soap or what not.
+My three domestics occupy the floor below me,
+and are next the animals. The garden, which
+rises in a gentle slope from the house, is a long
+narrow strip, neatly laid out and abundantly
+stocked with flowers, vegetables, and fine fruit—particularly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_172"></a>[172]</span>
+grapes, plums, and peaches, &amp;c.
+The whole is the property of two old maids, Les
+Demoiselles Delcambre, Marchandes des Modes,
+who, on the approach of the Allies, removed all
+the furniture worth removal, and left the place in
+charge of an old Flemish servant—a virgin, like
+themselves. Mademoiselle Rose, as she is called
+in the village (and I should have mentioned that
+most, if not all, the peasantry have returned, and
+that only the chateaux and country seats of the
+citizens remain unoccupied)—Mademoiselle Rose
+is a character. Strong in the confidence of her
+want of charms, she is said to have remained
+faithful to her charge,<a id="FNanchor_19" href="#Footnote_19" class="fnanchor">[19]</a> even when the Prussians
+entered and plundered the village, and thereby,
+the villagers assure me, saved her mistress’s property
+when all else was destroyed. A short,
+squat figure, clad in coarse black frieze, a face of
+the ugliest, set off by a pair of black mustaches
+fit for a hussar, which gives her a fierce and masculine
+aspect, like the dragon of the Hesperides, for
+she performs the part of watching the fruit most
+unremittingly. The moment I enter the garden
+she skulks after me; and on looking about I am<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_173"></a>[173]</span>
+sure to detect her ugly phiz watching my movements
+from behind some bush, not presuming,
+however, to interfere. More than once I have noticed
+the sudden disappearance of fruit from some
+particular tree; and William tells me that Mademoiselle
+Rose strips the trees at night and sends
+the fruit to Paris. I should suspect my own people,
+only that they would not take it in such quantities.
+This, however, is not of any great consequence,
+since we have several other well-stocked
+gardens in the village from whence to help ones
+self without trespassing on those attached to the
+officers’ houses, which are, of course, considered
+as private property. There are, <i lang="fr">par exemple</i>,
+the chateau belonging to Jerome Buonaparte;
+the Petit chateau to M. Domer, who, I believe,
+is something in the Admiralty; another large
+handsome chateau, with very extensive, well-kept
+gardens, to Admiral le Comte Rosilly; a very
+pretty villa, garden, &amp;c., the property of some
+rich shopkeeper; and several little boxes of minor
+importance. The village itself may be said
+to consist of two streets, short, and neither of
+them continuous. It is situated on a dead flat,
+consequently has no other beauty to boast of than
+what it derives from the foliage of the trees
+in the grounds of the chateaux, &amp;c. The fields<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_174"></a>[174]</span>
+about it are corn and vines—principally the latter,
+I think.</p>
+
+<p>It was at first certainly rather a nuisance changing
+from Colombes, though I have already got
+pretty well accustomed to the new situation.
+The difference was not only in the style of my
+lodging, beauty of the surrounding country, &amp;c.
+&amp;c., but also most particularly in our living. Instead
+of the comfortable, well-served table, and
+excellent wine of M. Ferdinand, and the new
+milk, nice fresh butter, and new-laid eggs—produce
+of my dairy and poultry-yard—here we daily
+sit down to miserably-cooked soup and <i lang="fr">bouilli</i>,
+made of ration-beef, and a bad steak of the
+same, served in ill-cleaned tin (canteen) dishes.
+Vegetables, to be sure, we have in abundance.
+Then for wine, we have some very poor stuff,
+which Ambrose (my surgeon) bought somewhere
+in Paris, and, from not understanding French, got
+cheated. At home here I have managed to get
+up a breakfast, though a poor one; the bread
+is so abominably sour, and the butter so cheesy.
+Nor have I been able to dispose of my time in
+the same agreeable manner as at Colombes; for
+between the constant attention my wretched troop
+requires, and the plague of the villagers, I have
+but little left for amusement. The former of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_175"></a>[175]</span>
+these, the troop, I have quieted a little, by giving
+one of them a severe flogging; but its disorganised
+state may be guessed at, when it is known
+that the payment (contrary to our regulations) is
+in the hands of the sergeant-major, and that my
+predecessor, poor Bean, died in debt to this man
+at least £300. Of course everything was winked
+at.</p>
+
+<p>The villagers (unlike those of Colombes, who
+have never been disturbed), after being scared
+from their dwellings by our advance, have returned
+to them, only to find everything ruined
+and destroyed. Of course they are not in charity
+with us, and full of complaining. This is all
+brought to me by the Maire, who pays me a regular
+visit every morning, and frequently in the
+evening also, waylaying me, besides, whenever I go
+from home. The Duke’s system of discipline is
+well known, and these people seem disposed to
+take every advantage of it, fair and unfair. One
+complains of our occupying his house and stables,
+another of his field being mowed, another of something
+else, and so on. It is inconceivable that a
+conquered people, and a people whose armies have
+shown no forbearance in foreign countries, should
+thus dare lift up their voice and complain that
+the conqueror disturbs them, and puts them to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_176"></a>[176]</span>
+some inconvenience. So it is! If I attended to
+one half the complaints brought before me, we
+should soon be turned out of the place altogether.
+The very morning after my arrival, M. Bonnemain
+(Maire, &amp;c.) called, and was introduced—a dry,
+thin, old man, rather above the middle height,
+in a suit of rusty-brown clothes, snuff-box in one
+hand eternally, and the other gesticulating in aid
+of his drawling voice and interminable oratory.
+After the introductory bow, he commenced by
+welcoming me to Stain, eulogised the village and
+villagers, expressed his satisfaction at my appointment,
+having already heard of my high character
+as an officer; under the command <i lang="fr">d’un tel</i>
+Monsieur, everything must go on in the happiest
+manner possible. Then followed butter, thickly
+laid on, after which he cautiously and dexterously
+introduced his business, no doubt guessing that,
+having placed me on so elevated a pinnacle, I
+should be more cautious of a fall. “<span lang="fr">Mais, Monsieur
+le Commandant,</span>” he continued, “<span lang="fr">nous sommes
+des pauvres malheureux, pour nous tout est perdu—tout
+abimé, &amp;c.;</span>” and so he went on expressing
+his confidence in the justice of M. le Commandant,
+and that he would not oppress the poor.
+Then followed a long—very long—story about a
+worthy industrious man, with a large family,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_177"></a>[177]</span>
+whose house was occupied by our men, and stables
+by our horses, and a request that I might have
+the goodness to relieve this unfortunate family
+from so oppressive a burden. He had not reckoned
+without his host: Monsieur le Commandant swallowed
+some, at least, of the dose; was softened;
+the quartermaster is called, and orders given
+that the detachment should be removed from the
+farm in question. Monsieur le Maire is still more
+profuse in bows and compliments, amidst which
+he retired, to my great satisfaction, for I was tired
+of him. The next day Monsieur le Maire again
+appeared, and in similar manner pleaded the
+cause of another excellent <i lang="fr">malheureux</i>, whose
+crop of oats our people were cutting. Again he
+was successful; but as Monsieur le Commissary-General
+had begged us to supply ourselves in this
+manner from the fields, I requested Monsieur le
+Maire to point out how we might do so with the
+least possible injury to the inhabitants. He did
+so, and I gave the necessary orders for confining
+our foraging parties to the fields indicated, and to
+avoid unnecessary waste. Again Monsieur Bonnemain
+is announced; but this time he came
+accompanied by a genteel but rather important-looking
+personage, just arrived in a handsome
+cabriolet, whom Monsieur le Maire introduces as<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_178"></a>[178]</span>
+the postmaster of St Denis. They are somebody
+these postmasters. An exordium of a most complimentary
+character ushered in, as usual, a complaint,
+or rather a protest, against our cutting this
+gentleman’s oats. Monsieur le Maître des Postes
+condescended (and he made the condescension evident)
+to inform me that he farmed the land in
+question at an exorbitant rent; that the produce
+was absolutely requisite to enable him to fulfil his
+contract with Government; that he should suffer
+much inconvenience from our depredations; and
+that, the public business of the Government being
+thus obstructed (with a most ominous shrug and
+extension of both hands), it was impossible to
+answer for the consequences. Hereupon the great
+man, with an air of perfect indifference, turned
+his back on me, and began asking trifling questions
+of some villagers who had flocked in to witness
+the negotiation. My answer was very brief:
+“Monsieur le Maire had himself designated the
+fields we were to cut.” (Here a most portentous
+glance was shot by Monsieur le Maître at Monsieur
+le Maire.) “That if the public suffered in
+the business of posting, it was of infinitely less
+consequence than that any part of the British army
+should become inefficient for want of forage. As,
+in the present case, somebody must suffer, it were<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_179"></a>[179]</span>
+better that the burden should fall on those best
+able to afford it.” Monsieur le Maître then
+shifted his ground somewhat, complaining of the
+waste committed by our foragers, who, he said,
+trampled down more than they cut. I promised
+this, if found to be the case, should be remedied,
+for our own sakes; and, at his request, that one
+particular non-commissioned officer should superintend
+the foraging. Monsieur, finding he could
+get no more, bade me adieu with more politeness
+than he had condescended to use on our first meeting,
+mounted his cabriolet amidst bows of the
+assembled peasantry, and drove off. This fellow’s
+opposition has not been without consequences.
+My villagers have become more bold, and even
+begin to draw up petitions to the Duke. Some
+of these have already been sent to me, with an
+intimation that I must not oppress the inhabitants
+unless it be unavoidable. This happens to
+be the case—therefore I have taken no notice of
+them.</p>
+
+<p><i>July 25th.</i>—Yesterday our army (British only)
+was reviewed by their Imperial and Royal Majesties.
+I marched early, as the line was to be
+formed by 9 o’clock. After passing through St
+Denis, we took the great road to the right by St
+Ouen, and came on the Neuilly road just above<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_180"></a>[180]</span>
+the village, where we formed, being on the left
+of the whole, except the 18-pounder brigades.
+Ross and Bull’s troops were on my right. We
+had a long and tedious wait; and as the day was
+very hot, it was no small treat to discover that
+an apothecary hard by had some excellent raspberry
+vinegar, which, I think, we exhausted. At
+length the approach of the sovereigns was announced,
+and they came preceded and followed
+by a most numerous and brilliant <i lang="fr">cortège</i>, in
+which figured, perhaps, some of almost every arm
+of every army in Europe. It was a splendid and
+most interesting sight. First came the Emperor
+Alexander and the King of Prussia, in their respective
+green and blue uniforms, riding together—the
+former, as usual, all smiles; the latter taciturn
+and melancholy. A little in their rear followed
+the Austrian Emperor, in a white uniform, turned
+up with red, but quite plain—a thin, dried-up,
+thread-paper of a man, not of the most distinguished
+bearing; his lean brown visage, however,
+bore an expression of kindness and <i lang="fr">bonhommie</i>,
+which folk say his true character in no way belies.
+They passed along, scanning our people with evident
+interest and curiosity; and in passing me
+(as they did to every commanding officer), pulled
+off their hats, and saluted me with most gracious<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_181"></a>[181]</span>
+smiles. I wonder if they do the same to their
+own. Until yesterday I had not seen any British
+infantry under arms since the evening the troops
+from America arrived at Garges, and, in the
+mean time, have constantly seen corps of foreign
+infantry. These are all uncommonly well dressed
+in new clothes, smartly made, setting the men off
+to the greatest advantage—add to which their <i lang="fr">coiffure</i>
+of high broad-topped shakos, or enormous caps
+of bear-skin. Our infantry—indeed, our whole
+army—appeared at the review in the same clothes
+in which they had marched, slept, and fought for
+months. The colour had faded to a dusky brick-dust
+hue; their coats, originally not very smartly made,
+had acquired by constant wearing that loose easy
+set so characteristic of old clothes, comfortable to
+the wearer, but not calculated to add grace to his
+appearance. <i lang="fr">Pour surcroit de laideur</i>, their cap is
+perhaps the meanest, ugliest thing ever invented.
+From all these causes it arose that our infantry appeared
+to the utmost disadvantage—dirty, shabby,
+mean, and very small. Some such impression was,
+I fear, made on the sovereigns, for a report has
+reached us this morning, that they remarked to
+the Duke what very small men the English were.
+“Ay,” replied our noble chief, “they are small;
+but your Majesties will find none who fight<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_182"></a>[182]</span>
+so well.” I wonder if this is true. However
+small our men and mean their appearance, yet it
+was evident that they were objects of intense interest,
+from the immense time and close scrutiny
+of the inspection. At length they finished, and,
+taking their stand in the Place Louis Quinze, we
+marched past in column of division. The crowd
+assembled to witness this exceeded anything I
+had ever before seen. Not only were the people
+packed as thick as they could stand in the area
+itself, but the buildings of the Garde Meuble, the
+ramparts of the Tuileries, even the roof of the
+Hotel Bourbon over the river, were all crowded—windows,
+roofs, and every cornice that could hold
+human beings. After passing, we took our route
+along the Rue Royale, Boulevard and Rue Poissonnière,
+starting off at a good trot, and got home
+about 6 o’clock. In St Denis I met Captain
+Gaffon and the little doctor of the Brunswick
+Hussars, neither of whom I had seen since we
+were in barracks together at Woodbridge. The
+meeting really seemed to please them, as they had
+heard I was killed at Waterloo. It seems somebody
+is determined I did or ought to have died.
+One of our people told me the other day, that
+the day after the battle a staff-officer had shown
+him my name in a list as dangerously wounded.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_183"></a>[183]</span>
+And during the retreat of the 17th, whilst I
+was with the cavalry at Jemappes, one of the
+Blues who overtook my troop on the road told
+them that I was killed, for he had himself seen
+me cut down by a French dragoon—<i lang="fr">Cependant
+me voici!</i></p>
+
+<p><i>July 30th.</i>—More trouble, more complaints.
+Another memorial to the Duke from my subjects,
+complaining of cutting their oats. This I have
+very easily disposed of; but lo! here is a more
+formidable adversary to deal with—no less than
+M. le Marquis de Livry, <i lang="fr">rentier</i> or <i lang="fr">propriétaire</i>
+of the gambling <i lang="fr">salons</i> in the Palais Royal, and,
+as such, a man of immense influence. He has
+property in this commune, and a <i lang="fr">bergerie</i> in the
+village, where he keeps a flock of merinos. The
+sheep being absent when the troop arrived, the
+<i lang="fr">bergerie</i> was converted into a stable; but having
+lately returned, under their shepherd, part of the
+building has been appropriated to their use. The
+shepherd, a perfect Sancho Panza in person, not
+content with this, has ever since been intriguing
+to obtain entire possession. I have been fairly
+pestered to death about this <i lang="fr">bergerie</i>. Almost
+daily M. le Maire and M. le Berger <ins class="corr" id="tn-183" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'de'">
+and</ins> M. le Marquis de Livry make their appearance at my
+quarters, or intercept me in the street to tell<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_184"></a>[184]</span>
+me the same story over again, and to get the
+same answer. Finding his perseverance useless,
+M. le Berger (no doubt assisted by M. le Maire)
+draws up a very moving petition to the Duke,
+which M. de Livry takes care shall be presented
+under proper auspices, and behold the consequence:
+A positive order from his Grace to evacuate forthwith
+the premises of the Marquis de Livry, and
+<em>to put up our horses elsewhere in the best manner
+we can; that is, respect the rich man’s property
+and oppress doubly the poor</em>—for we must divide
+the forty horses hitherto stabled in the <i lang="fr">bergerie</i>
+among the poor villagers, who already have more
+than is good for them. The Duke of Wellington’s
+ideas of discipline, &amp;c., are rigid—his mode of
+administering it summary; but he is frequently
+led into acts of the grossest injustice. A notorious
+instance of this I am now suffering
+under, and one that makes the <i lang="fr">bergerie</i> business
+a mere flea-bite. Only a few days ago, whilst
+sitting after dinner at our little mess, an officer of
+the mounted staff corps (<i lang="fr">gendarmerie Anglaise</i>)
+was announced. He regretted being the bearer of
+disagreeable orders, &amp;c. &amp;c., but Colonel Scovell,
+commandant of the mounted staff corps, had
+directed him to show me the paper, which he produced,
+and to inform me that his Grace had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_185"></a>[185]</span>
+ordered it should be immediately complied with.
+Further, that the Duke was excessively angry,
+and had expressed himself very harshly on the
+subject; therefore Colonel Scovell recommended
+me to make no remonstrance, as he could not foresee
+what might be the consequence. The paper
+was a petition from a certain M. Fauigny (an
+Italian), setting forth, I think, that he is proprietor
+of the Grand chateau which has been miserably
+plundered; but more particularly that the
+English troops now quartered in the village have
+stripped the lead off the roofs, from the baths,
+water-pipes, &amp;c. &amp;c., and sold it. This is, as nearly
+as I remember, the petition. A note written with a
+pencil by the Duke himself on the margin was
+too brief and pithy not to be remembered, and
+here it is, <i lang="la">verbatim</i>: “Colonel Scovell will find
+out whose troop this is, and they shall pay.—W.”
+I was thunderstruck at the complaint and the
+decision—the one so unfounded, the other so
+cruelly unjust. I signed an acknowledgment of
+having seen the order; and the officer took his
+leave, recommending me to try and compromise
+with M. Fauigny, who stated the damage at about
+7000 or 8000 francs. Upon inquiry of M. Bonnemain,
+he asserts that this M. Fauigny is the
+agent of Jerome Buonaparte, to whom the chateau<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_186"></a>[186]</span>
+actually belongs, as we were told by the Prussians
+who plundered it.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning I had just ordered my horse,
+and was about to set off for Paris, when William
+announced a gentleman who wished to see me;
+and a rather genteel-looking man sailed into my
+little parlour with an air of <i lang="fr">nonchalance</i> and easy
+familiarity quite amusing. My friend seated himself
+with the utmost coolness, and drawing out
+his snuffy pocket-handkerchief, displaying it—whilst
+he spat all about the floor, to my utter disgust,
+for I had been in the act of finishing my
+breakfast—informed me with a slight inclination
+that he was M. Fauigny, and had called to know
+when it would be convenient to settle this <em>leaden
+accompt</em>. Finding him already acquainted with
+the Duke’s order, I was obliged to make the best
+of it and put him off with excuses, which he did
+not seem to relish, having evidently counted on
+touching the cash forthwith. However, the man
+behaved like a gentleman, kept his disappointment
+to himself, and turning the conversation on
+general subjects, proved himself a man of very
+general information and a most agreeable companion.
+Although he would not partake of my
+breakfast, he paid a very long visit; and the
+moment he was gone, I set off also for Paris, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_187"></a>[187]</span>
+went straight to Sir George Wood’s quarters in
+the Rue de Richelieu. From Sir George I learned
+that the affair was much more serious than I had
+imagined. The Duke is furious about it, and Sir
+George says my only chance is by evading payment
+as long as I can, in hopes some favourable
+opportunity may offer of inducing the Duke to
+think more leniently on the subject; in the
+mean time, to make every inquiry into the truth
+of the statement. Accordingly, we have been
+at work, and the result is a discovery that M.
+Fauigny is a villain—has made a false statement
+to the Duke in hopes of gaining payment from
+us for what has been actually done by others,
+but from whom he knew nothing could be recovered.
+The villagers themselves have informed
+me how the thing happened, and have denounced
+one of their own body as the robber, for the lead
+has in reality been stolen, as set forth in the petition,
+only not by us.<a id="FNanchor_20" href="#Footnote_20" class="fnanchor">[20]</a> M. Plé is <i lang="fr">couvreur</i> by
+trade, and did precisely the same thing last year
+when the village was occupied by a Russian<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_188"></a>[188]</span>
+corps, against which a charge similar to the one
+against us was brought, but not with the same success.
+Their General did not condemn his people
+unheard like the Duke of Wellington. However,
+having gained this piece of intelligence, I set off
+to St Denis, and stated the whole affair to the
+chief of the police, who smiled, and anticipated
+me by himself mentioning M. Plé as a culprit
+and an old acquaintance, adding that he would
+lose no time in sifting the business thoroughly.
+A <i lang="fr">procès verbal</i> was drawn up, and I took my
+departure, well pleased with the politeness and
+urbanity of the French civil authorities.</p>
+
+<p>Two <i lang="fr">gens-d’armes</i> were despatched to arrest
+M. Plé and search his premises. A day or two
+afterwards, I received a note requesting my attendance
+at the police the next morning at eleven
+o’clock. Thither I went, and was met at the
+door by M. le Chef, who addressed me with a
+smile and an assurance that the lead was secured.
+Accordingly in the office stood M. Plé between
+two sentinels, and on the floor lay several enormous
+rolls of lead. This was only a part of the
+plunder, the rest having already been sold. In
+short, with admirable dexterity and perseverance,
+they followed up the business, and finally ascertained
+beyond a doubt that M. Plé was the thief,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_189"></a>[189]</span>
+both now and last year; but although there is
+some suspicion of collusion between him and M.
+Fauigny, nothing has been brought out that
+throws any light on it. I don’t think he seems
+known to our villagers, as one would suppose the
+agent ought to be. M. Plé is lodged in some
+prison in Paris, but I have no idea what eventually
+will become of him. The exposure of the
+affair has not in the least altered my position with
+the Duke of Wellington, for none dare tell him
+the story; and even Sir Edward Barnes, who
+kindly undertook it, met with a most ungracious
+rebuff, as he himself told Sir G. Wood. Meanwhile
+M. Fauigny continues to pay me an occasional
+visit. Sometimes I see the scoundrel <i lang="fr">par
+nécessité</i>, but always keep out of his way if I can.
+Knowing, as he does, the Duke’s humour, he
+continues dunning me with most unblushing
+effrontery for payment.</p>
+
+<p>Were it not for these complaints, and most
+particularly this horrible affair of the lead, I could
+be happy enough here. I am getting quite reconciled
+to my house and to the village, and
+getting acquainted with the people, who have
+pretty well put things to rights again. Old
+Bonnemain I find quite manageable and very
+useful. Another ally has turned up in the person<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_190"></a>[190]</span>
+of the <i lang="fr">garde champêtre</i>, who has at last
+ventured back and resumed the insignia of office.
+A very different character this from Petit Jean of
+Strytem; fat, pursy, stupid, dressed in shabby
+plain clothes, with a broad embroidered belt over
+his shoulder, altogether looking like a rat-catcher,
+for which I at first mistook him.</p>
+
+<p>Moreover, to be completely on a peace-establishment,
+our village church has been reopened,
+and mass is now regularly celebrated there. The
+curé fled with the rest at our approach; but,
+unlike them, has never returned to his lair, and
+for some time the church remained closed. The
+other morning, shaving with the windows open
+towards the garden, I was astonished at hearing
+a most stentorian voice chanting in the church,
+which is not far from my garden-wall; and as
+nothing does or ought to take place without my
+knowledge, William was forthwith despatched to
+ascertain what was going on. In a few minutes
+he returned accompanied by M. Bonnemain, who,
+with his usual profusion of bows, commenced a
+most humble apology for the step he had taken
+without first obtaining my permission, which,
+however, he trusted would not on that account be
+withheld. He had sent to Pierrefitte (a neighbouring
+village) and engaged M. le Curé, a most<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_191"></a>[191]</span>
+worthy and exemplary man, to come over and
+“<span lang="fr">faire la messe;</span>” and further, provided it met
+the approbation of M. le Commandant, and was
+no disturbance to him, he had engaged M. le Curé
+to come over every morning. So we have had
+mass ever since, and my morning shave is regularly
+accompanied by the bass, nasal chant of
+M. le Curé performing <i lang="fr">l’office</i> to about a dozen old
+women; for, sometimes when I have been earlier
+and gone in, I have never found any other congregation.
+Yesterday (Sunday) it was more
+numerous, for then the girls go; but I am uncharitable
+enough to believe only to exhibit their
+finery. Even on that day very few men attended;
+indeed, throughout, since we entered France, we
+have found religion at a very low ebb: the
+churches always thinly attended, and principally
+by women; the Sabbath observed, if at all, only
+as a holiday, apparently totally unconnected with
+any religious idea; shops everywhere open; and
+agricultural labours, as well as every other kind,
+going on as usual, unless people choose to rest and
+make a holiday of it.</p>
+
+<p>In looking back at this journal (if so we may
+term what is written by fits and starts, as an
+otherwise idle day occurs), I find omitted altogether
+the review of the Prussian army, which<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_192"></a>[192]</span>
+took place some days ago in the Place Louis Quinze
+as usual, only in this case the line was formed
+along the Boulevard, and the column entered the
+place by the Rue Royale. I have neglected this
+so long, that I remember few particulars of the
+review. The troops looked well, their equipment
+appeared good, the men young, active, and
+well drilled, countenances full of animation, and
+apparently proud of being soldiers; cavalry well
+mounted, and the cuirassiers wore black cuirasses,
+instead of polished ones like the French. The
+crowd was as great as when we were reviewed,
+and the ground was kept by a parcel of wild-looking
+Cossacks in blue frocks and very shabby-looking
+horses and appointments—<i lang="fr">voilà tout!</i>
+But there was one occurrence at that review that
+I shall never forget. The Cossacks were under
+an old chieftain, evidently of high rank, whom
+I understood to be no less a person than their
+Hettman Platov, besides whom several Russian
+general officers rode about giving directions to
+the Cossacks.</p>
+
+<p>It was with some difficulty that I made my
+way through the crowd and gained a front place,
+not far from the <i lang="fr">debouchement</i> of the Rue Royale.
+The only military man near me was a proud-looking
+Russian officer, who, from his large<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_193"></a>[193]</span>
+epaulettes and numerous decorations, I took to
+be a man of some consequence, and, from the
+sidelong glances at my plain and rather shabby
+pelisse, somewhat annoyed at my near neighbourhood.
+We were, however, knee to knee,
+and, <i lang="fr">bongré malgré</i>, destined to keep company,
+for the throng was too dense to admit of changing
+place; and so, as it fluctuated backward
+and forward, we were forced to advance or
+retire like files of the same squadron. The Cossacks
+were very actively employed with their
+long lances keeping us all back, but still the
+crowd continually pushed us forward until we
+were sometimes almost in the ranks of the advancing
+column. At length, tired of his ineffectual
+attempts at restraining us within bounds, the
+Cossack who was our immediate sentry made an
+angry complaint to one of the general officers,
+and, from pointing our way, evidently particularised
+me and my neighbour. The general,
+flying into a passion, first looked thunder and
+lightning at us, and then, cane in air, rushed to
+the charge. It will readily be imagined that the
+ferocious gestures meant to drive us from the
+field only roused my John Bullism, and caused
+me to assume an air of defiance. Not so my
+superb neighbour; on him it had full effect. He<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_194"></a>[194]</span>
+looked intimidated, reined back his horse, and,
+turning, endeavoured to push through the crowd
+and make his escape, leaving me to bear the
+brunt of the attack. The general, however,
+knew his game; so, passing me with a scowl
+which I smiled at, and a grumble which I did
+not understand, he pursued my friend with uplifted
+cane, which every moment I expected to
+see descend on his back. The scene was the
+most degrading I had ever witnessed—an officer
+in full uniform, his breast covered with decorations,
+actually bending low on his horse’s neck
+and making a back to receive a caning, whilst
+with upturned face his looks seemed abjectly
+craving mercy. I wonder what the French
+thought of it. I blushed for the cloth, and most
+sincerely congratulated myself on being an Englishman.
+The chase continued until the discomfited
+hero was fairly driven from the field, when
+his bully returned fuming and chafing and looking
+very fierce, and apparently very much vexed
+at the insolent indifference with which I purposely
+surveyed him.</p>
+
+<p>Being on the subject of reviews, I may as
+well note here one that took place yesterday,
+which I have just heard of, but did not see.
+It seems that we have been the <i lang="la">rara aves</i> of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_195"></a>[195]</span>
+the day ever since our review. The rapidity
+of our movements, close-wheeling, perfection
+of our equipment, &amp;c. &amp;c., excited universal
+astonishment and admiration. The consequence
+of this was an application to the Duke for a
+closer inspection, which he most magnanimously
+granted, and ordered Ross’s troop out for that
+purpose. They paraded in the fields near Clichy.
+The reviewers, I understand, were <i lang="fr">maréchaux
+de France</i>; but there was also a great
+concourse of officers of all nations. After the
+manœuvres the troop was dismounted, and a
+most deliberate inspection of ammunition, and
+even of the men’s kits, appointments, shoeing,
+construction of carriages, &amp;c. &amp;c., took place. I
+believe they were equally astonished and pleased
+with what they saw, and, as there were several
+among them taking notes, have no doubt that
+we shall soon see improvements introduced into
+the Continental artillery.</p>
+
+<p>Paris, and the country for leagues round, form
+one immense garrison. The Prussians have their
+headquarters at St Cloud, where Prince Blucher
+occupies the palace. Their army occupies all the
+country west of Paris—Versailles, Sêvres, Bellevue,
+&amp;c., and round to the southward as far as
+Charenton. In Paris they occupy the arsenal,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_196"></a>[196]</span>
+and at first had a bivouac of infantry in the Place
+du Carrousel, and of light cavalry in the Champs
+Elysées, both of which have since been withdrawn
+and sent somewhere into quarters. They also
+had infantry in bivouac in the Jardin du Luxembourg,
+Place Royale. I do not know whether
+they are withdrawn yet or not. Our headquarters
+are at the Elysée Bourbon; and our cantonments,
+commencing at Suresnes, extend along
+both banks of the Seine to Argenteuil and St
+Germain en Laye, all round the north side of
+Paris to the heights of Belleville. The greater
+part of our cavalry is, I believe, on the left bank
+of the Seine. The Life Guards, Blues, &amp;c., are at
+Nanterre, Rueil, &amp;c.; hussars at Suresnes, Puteaux,
+&amp;c., and Gardiner’s (Sir Robert) troop of horse-artillery.
+This last is, I think, quartered on the
+Duc de Feltre (Clerk). The 12th, and another
+light dragoon regiment, at Courbevoie, in the fine
+barracks. Infantry at Anières, Villeneuve, and
+Genevilliers. Colombes—my old troop, Bull’s,
+and M’Donald’s. Bezons—the rocket-troop.
+Neuilly—two troops of Hanoverian horse-artillery.
+St Ouen—Brunswick cavalry and infantry;
+some in the village, some in bivouac. Epinay—pontoon-train.
+Pierrefitte—waggon-train. St
+Denis—commissariat magazines, &amp;c., two regiments<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_197"></a>[197]</span>
+of English infantry (64th one of them), a
+brigade of 18-pounders, and Sir H. Ross’s troop<a id="FNanchor_21" href="#Footnote_21" class="fnanchor">[21]</a>
+of horse-artillery. Malmaison—cavalry headquarters.
+I think there are cavalry at Marly, St
+Germain en Laye, &amp;c. &amp;c. Stain—my troop;<a id="FNanchor_21a" href="#Footnote_21" class="fnanchor">[21]</a>
+communication kept open by the bridge of Neuilly,
+and pontoon-bridges at Argenteuil and
+Anières. Clichy, Courcelles, and Villiers—the
+fifth division, partly in camp, partly in quarters.
+Bois de Boulogne—infantry, encamped. Passy—English
+artillery. Rue Poissonnière—a regiment
+of English infantry in the barrack. La Chapelle—Hanoverian
+dragoons and a brigade of 18-pounders.
+Montmartre—English infantry. Clignancour—21st
+Regiment of do. Faubourg de
+Montmartre—English infantry. Faubourg de
+Clichy—Rifles. Chaussée d’Antin—Foot Guards.
+Vertus, or Aubervilliers—English infantry and
+Major Morrison’s 9-pounder brigade. Gonesse—English
+infantry and artillery. Chenevrière—do.
+do. do. Luzarches, and along the line of road
+to Chantilly—Belgic contingent. Dugny—Staff corps.
+Garges, <ins class="corr" id="tn-197" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'Arnonville'">
+Arnouville</ins>, &amp;c.—Nassau troops.
+Headquarters of our artillery, Rue de Richelieu.
+Belleville and the neighbourhood is occupied by
+Russian infantry. Abattoirs de Montmartre (the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_198"></a>[198]</span>
+barrack at)—a regiment of cuirassiers, in white,
+with black cuirasses; I think they are Russian—not
+sure. Faubourg St Denis—Austrian or Hungarian
+infantry. The Emperor of Austria lives
+on the Boulevard (I think des Italiens). The
+Emperor of Russia and King of Prussia I know
+not where; but the Hetman Platoff (as well as
+our Colonel Sir A. Fraser) lives at the Hotel du
+Nord, Rue de Richelieu, where his guard of wild-looking
+Cossacks, with their little shabby horses
+picketed in the court, furnish gape-seed for the
+<i lang="fr">badauds</i>, a crowd of whom are continually at the
+gate. It is a singular spectacle to see the public
+places in town all doubly guarded—a French and
+an English or Prussian sentry. When I ride into
+Paris by the Barrière de Clichy, as I generally do
+(that way being so much pleasanter than passing
+through La Chapelle and Faubourg St Denis), I
+am at once amused and interested at seeing the
+two sentries soberly pacing backward and forward,
+opposite each other, one on each side of the street.
+As I draw near they simultaneously front and
+pay the usual compliment (there is something
+piquant in receiving a salute from a French soldier),
+each after his own fashion. There they
+stand; on the one side a tall handsome fellow,
+with a fair face and prim shopkeeper-like air,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_199"></a>[199]</span>
+with his high fur cap and trim uniform, almost
+speck and span new; the other, a shorter but
+more sturdy figure, bronzed visage, and jacket of
+brick-dust red, marked in various places with
+bivouac stains, and faded from exposure to sun
+and rain, but with arms and accoutrements in far
+better order than those of his smart neighbour.
+On first taking possession of Paris, the Prussians
+posted one or two field-pieces at each of the
+bridges, with a guard of infantry. These guns
+were kept constantly loaded, and slow-match
+lighted. Latterly they have been withdrawn; but
+we still have guards at every public building—such
+as the Louvre, Palais Royal, &amp;c. These
+are generally English.</p>
+
+<p>Yesterday I made a most interesting excursion
+over all the scene of last year’s battles,—the plain
+of St Denis, Vertus, the heights of Belleville,
+Montmartre, &amp;c. Independent of historical associations,
+these heights are extremely interesting,
+from the fine commanding views they afford; but
+particularly in a geological point of view. Rising
+abruptly to the height of some hundred feet from
+the (almost level) Plain de St Denis, their appearance
+is very remarkable as we approach by
+the great northern road to La Chapelle, almost
+everywhere terminating in lofty white precipices<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_200"></a>[200]</span>
+of gypsum (or sulphate of lime)—hence called
+plaster of Paris. Montmartre appears once to
+have been a continuation of the heights of Belleville,
+from the similarity of the gypsum cliffs
+opposite to each other. It is now isolated, and,
+with its precipitous terminations and crest covered
+with windmills, forms a very remarkable
+object from the plain below. These windmills
+are principally on the end over Clichy; towards
+the other is the celebrated telegraph—known by
+fame to all Europe—whence were transmitted at
+various periods orders for the invasion of Italy,
+Austria, Russia, Prussia, and Belgium, and by
+which Paris was so often roused to the boiling-point
+of vanity when it brought intelligence of
+Jena, Wagram, &amp;c. But <i lang="fr">revenons à nos moutons</i>.
+The heights are separated by a narrow gorge, in
+which, under the cliffs of Montmartre, is a small
+hillock<a id="FNanchor_22" href="#Footnote_22" class="fnanchor">[22]</a> (Mamelon), crowned by three windmills,
+which appears to have been formed by detritus
+from above. The dome of St Genevieve seen
+through this gorge gave us the first notice of the
+French capital the evening we arrived at Garges.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_201"></a>[201]</span></p>
+
+<p>The intermediate part of Montmartre, though
+not precipitous, descends by a very rapid slope
+towards the plain. About midway of the descent
+is the pretty village of Clignancour, the houses
+of which, having their first floor on a level with
+the ground behind, command from their windows
+and balconies a most extensive and pleasing
+view over the country below, and are delightfully
+intermingled with shrubberies and gardens. The
+descent towards Paris is less steep, and is covered
+all the way with the suburb of Montmartre. The
+whole summit is enclosed by Buonaparte’s celebrated,
+but, as it has turned out, useless lines,
+erected last year for the defence of the metropolis.
+Of these I need say little, as I know they are
+surveying by our engineers, who will no doubt
+give us a detailed account of them—a piece of
+slavery which I am not at all disposed to engage
+in. All I can say of them is that, considering
+the hurried manner in which the work has been
+done, they are very creditable—that they cover
+all the ground in front with their fire—and that a
+tremendous concentration of fire, direct and flanking,
+commands every important point. They are
+continued partially across the gorge, the bank of
+the Canal de l’Ourcq, and fully up the opposite
+heights of Belleville. They may, however, be<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_202"></a>[202]</span>
+easily turned on either flank. The gorge is occupied
+by the humble and uninteresting suburb of
+La Chapelle. The heights of Belleville are extremely
+pretty, being almost covered with a succession
+of cheerful and sometimes elegant villas,
+gardens, shrubberies, vineyards, and the village.
+I envied the Russians such pretty quarters; yet
+they would be just as well pleased here as there,
+perhaps. From these heights I got a peep at
+Vincennes, with its park, chateau, and tower, on
+which the Lilies of France have at last replaced
+the Tricolor. The governor (<i lang="fr">un vieux moustache</i>,
+with one leg) refused for a long time to surrender;
+and the sovereigns, out of respect for the old
+man, did not insist; but after a time he grew
+insolent, and I understand either did or threatened
+to fire at some officers who went too near his
+stronghold. This was too much, and preparations
+were making to reduce him when he was fortunately
+persuaded to surrender. Having rambled
+about until I had seen all worth seeing, and got
+an omelet in one of the <i lang="fr">ginguettes</i>, or whatever
+they call them, I descended from the heights of
+Belleville, and crossing the fields (all without
+hedges here), and the great road to Soissons, made
+straight for Vertus. As far as the road to Soissons,
+the number of gardens, with summer-houses<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_203"></a>[203]</span>
+perched on one angle of the enclosing wall, thick
+shrubberies, and the fine umbrageous avenue
+which the road itself with its quadruple rows of
+elms presents, made the country interesting in
+spite of its flatness; but beyond, when one comes
+on what may more strictly be termed the plain
+of St Denis, there is no redeeming point—it is
+a vast extent of monotonous corn-field, unrelieved
+by tree or shrub, and only broken by the buildings
+of the village of Vertus and the elevated
+bank of the Canal de l’Ourcq. The great road to
+Compiègne, which crosses this plain from La
+Chapelle to St Denis, once had its trees also; but
+they were cut down, I think, last year; and the
+only objects one now sees along this dreary line
+are a mile (or a league) stone on the left going
+to town, and a cross or Bon Dieu on the right.
+Young trees have been planted along part of the
+line, but at present they are mere sticks. Met
+Major Morrison in Vertus; his 9-pounder brigade
+is stationed there, together with a regiment of
+infantry. By the way, the name of that place
+is Aubervilliers, or Nôtre Dame des Vertus, but
+one never hears any more of its name than the
+last word—so that it is Vertus <i lang="fr">par excellence</i>, and
+all the rest is superfluity.</p>
+
+<p>I have had a long scribble this morning; so<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_204"></a>[204]</span>
+now, having jotted down nearly everything to
+the present date, I have a right to go and idle a
+bit with the girls. This is a lounge of which I
+have as yet said nothing, because I thought it
+commonplace; hereafter, however, it will be interesting
+to look back and see as in a picture all
+that is now transacting—<i lang="fr">allons donc!</i> Through
+the middle of our village runs a little sluggish
+rivulet, very like that at Garges. On the banks
+of this, every fine day, may be seen assembled the
+scraggy-necked dames and black-eyed nymphs of
+the village, all pretty much alike in costume—that
+is, arms bare, stays loosely laced, and petticoat
+of <i lang="fr">siamoise</i>, with the eternal blue stockings
+and wooden shoes; each has her bundle of linen,
+her heavy bat, and generally a bit of board to kneel
+on. Here, then, kneeling in a line along the banks
+of soapy waters, they laugh, chatter, and sing;
+whilst the bat incessantly goes slap, slap, slap. Just
+where the street leading to St Denis joins ours,
+in the centre of the village, a bridge of very humble
+dimensions spans the stream, on the parapet of
+which I have established my divan; and thither I
+repair to smoke my weed and enjoy a little badinage
+with the fair daughters of Stain—to gain a
+little information from their wrinkled mothers.
+Amongst our village maidens there are several<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_205"></a>[205]</span>
+exceedingly pretty—some one or two would be
+beautiful, were not their feminine <em>delicacy</em> (perhaps
+the word may be used morally as well as
+physically) much injured by their being constantly
+employed in the fields, which cannot but
+make their persons coarse. There is one exception
+to this, however, in Josephine Chamont, who
+is really a beautifully-delicate, lady-like girl; but
+then she does not go to the fields. Angélique,
+on the contrary, is as fine a woman as ever I
+saw; she is about twenty—a perfect Juno—tall,
+erect, with a beautiful countenance and splendid
+black eyes; she walks like a queen. When our
+invasion was expected, the women of the commune
+formed themselves into an amazonian regiment,
+and Angélique was their sergeant-major.—But
+I must to the bridge.</p>
+
+<p>M. Fauigny paid me a visit this morning: I
+did not see him.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_206"></a>[206]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXI">CHAPTER XXI.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>August 1st.</i>—Our fine weather still continues—with
+the exception of one or two days, we have
+scarcely had any rain since we arrived here. Our
+army is breaking up from hence and going into
+Normandy. Some of our troops of horse-artillery
+marched the day before yesterday, and yesterday
+some regiments of cavalry. The infantry are also
+preparing for their departure. Ross’s troop and
+mine, belonging to the reserve, are to remain in the
+neighbourhood of Paris. This appearance of peace
+has, I suppose, induced the Beguines, or Sœurs
+de la Charité, to return to the village, much to
+our annoyance; for their house is the one in which
+we mess, and where Ambrose and Maunsell live.
+Five of the sisterhood called on me this morning
+for the purpose of obtaining the restoration of
+their house, and permission to return and inhabit
+it. I was at breakfast, but these good dames<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_207"></a>[207]</span>
+would take no refusal, and William was obliged
+to show them up. My little room was crammed.</p>
+
+<p>I have always up to this date associated most
+inseparably in my mind youth and beauty with
+the term nun. It was, therefore, not without some
+trifling emotion that I awaited the five nuns
+whom William had announced, and heard them
+bustling along the narrow bricked passage leading
+from the head of the stairs to my room.
+Such being the case, it may easily be imagined that
+it was not without disappointment I saw entering,
+one after another, four ugly old women, in
+shabby black dresses, and at the same time became
+sensible of a very unpleasant odour accompanying
+the ladies. All this was enough; and, in the
+politest manner possible, I hastened to meet their
+wishes as soon as known, in order to get rid of
+them. Here I reckoned without my host. The
+good dames found my politeness so winning, that
+they were in no hurry to move, nor did they
+until they had inflicted on me the whole history
+of their adventures and sufferings from the first invasion
+by the Allies last year down to last night.
+When, at length, they did depart, I thought I could
+never sufficiently inhale the fresh air of heaven.</p>
+
+<p>Having got rid of the ladies, after visiting the
+parade (which we hold in the park of the great<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_208"></a>[208]</span>
+chateau), I rode to St Ouen and Clichy. In the
+last and neighbourhood our fifth division is quartered,
+and I was astonished to see the Prussian-like
+manner in which the place is occupied. One
+very handsome villa I visited had its pretty
+pleasure-ground trampled and spoiled as much as
+the chateau at Stain; and, to my surprise, in the
+house I found two formerly splendid <i lang="fr">salons</i> converted
+into stables, and actually occupied by officers’
+horses. I don’t know what the Duke will
+say when he comes to know this. The neighbourhood
+of Clichy is pretty—all villas and gardens, &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p><i>August 2d.</i>—Another beautiful day. More
+regiments marching towards Normandy. In consequence
+of the return of our nuns, we moved
+our mess establishment to-day into the Petit
+chateau, having prepared and made as comfortable
+as circumstances would admit the grand
+<i lang="fr">salon</i> in the centre of the front. This is a very fine
+room with a boarded floor in little squares (<i lang="fr">parquet</i>),
+which looks very well, but is very creaky,
+as all these floors are. We collected what chairs
+were still serviceable as seats, and as they were
+few, the wheeler patched up others; a table was
+a more difficult article to procure; the floor
+served as a sideboard. There being no glass in
+the window, we are obliged to make the venetians<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_209"></a>[209]</span>
+(which fortunately are unbroken) answer, lowering
+those to windward when the air is too much.
+We are raised about six feet above the lawn, and
+two winding flights of steps afford the means of
+descending from the windows of the bowed front
+to the turf below. Fatigue-parties have been
+employed all yesterday and this morning clearing
+the lawn of the fragments of furniture, rags
+of curtains, torn books, and broken glass, that
+encumbered and disfigured it—so that now our
+domain looks decent, and we have actually wondered
+we could stay so long in the gloomy old
+house we have left. By way of a house-warming
+I gave my champagne on promotion, and we have
+had a merry evening, without excess, or I should
+not be able to write this.</p>
+
+<p><i>3d.</i>—No headache this morning; our champagne
+was excellent and very cheap. In England
+we should pay from 10s. to 15s. per bottle.
+This cost me precisely 5 francs, or 4s. 2d., a bottle—some
+little difference. But to my journal. Rode
+to Paris, and as usual put up Cossack at a stable
+I have discovered in Rue de Malle, just by the
+Place du Carrousel, consequently very convenient.
+When I arrived, there were several people in the
+stable, who gathered round me and Cossack, asking
+with apparent curiosity if he was in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_210"></a>[210]</span>
+battle of Mont St Jean. I told them Yes, and
+all about his eight wounds—the scars of which
+were visible enough. This seemed to excite great
+interest; and I walked off, leaving them assembled
+round the fellow’s stall, having first, however,
+warned them of his heels. The Palais Royal,
+Rue Vivienne, and Boulevard were the scenes of
+my promenade. The first I have spoken of before,
+and hope to do so again; the second is a kind
+of Bond Street, leading straight away from the
+northern entrance of the Palais Royal. Like
+Bond Street, it is narrow—so narrow, indeed,
+that the London street becomes broad by comparison,
+and is infinitely its superior in the convenient
+<i lang="fr">trottoir</i> which the Rue Vivienne totally
+wants. In short, in London this narrow, badly-paved
+avenue, with its gutter down the centre,
+would only rank as a lane. Here is to be
+seen all the beauty and fashion of Paris; for here,
+as in Bond Street, are all the fashionable shops.
+If some of those under the arcades of the Palais
+Royal are more splendid, the articles in these are
+more substantially rich and good. But the Boulevard
+is the great point of attraction for me, and
+there I passed this morning, until it was time to
+return here before dark, lounging from the Rue
+Royale to the Boulevard du Temple and back<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_211"></a>[211]</span>
+again, with an occasional turn down the Rue de
+Richelieu, or the Passage des Panorama and
+Feydeau, into the Rue Vivienne and Palais
+Royal. The Boulevards (for there are many,
+every few hundred yards having a different designation)
+form a sort of circular road round
+what once was Paris, separating it from the
+Faubourgs, now forming part of the great whole;
+and these Boulevards form a street about as broad
+as Oxford Street, perhaps broader. This, without
+excepting the Palais Royal, is the most amusing
+part of Paris. The houses along this
+immense avenue are neither regular nor uniformly
+handsome, but high and low, rich and
+poor, wood and stone—from the cottage to the
+palace. A broad footway (not a paved <i lang="fr">trottoir</i>)
+next the houses is in many parts shaded by rows
+of lime-trees, and separated from the road by a
+shabby wooden railing. The road is incessantly
+thronged with carts, fiacres, cabriolets, private
+equipages, and horsemen; every now and then a
+detachment of <i lang="fr">gens-d’armes</i> is seen urging their
+way soberly through the crowd. This forms a
+lively and amusing scene enough, particularly
+just now, from the contrast between numerous
+well-appointed English equipages and the clumsy
+vehicles and tinsel finery of the native. But it is<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_212"></a>[212]</span>
+in the footway one finds the greatest source of
+amusement, and most food for philosophical contemplation.
+Here one meets promenaders or passengers
+in every variety of European, and even some
+Asiatic, costumes. Some, you may know by their
+lounging gait, are employed only in killing time
+and dispelling <i lang="fr">ennui</i>; others, bustling from shop
+to shop and from table to table, are people whose
+money burns in their pockets, and their amusement
+consists in getting rid of it as quickly as
+possible for articles utterly useless to them, and
+which, laid aside to-morrow, will quickly be forgotten.
+Again, a third, and by far the most
+numerous class one sees here, have a directly
+contrary employment to the last—they are people
+whose pockets burn to have money in them; and
+accordingly here, in this great thoroughfare, we
+find them resorting to all sorts, even the most
+ludicrous, the vilest, and the most degrading
+means of obtaining their end. Here tables innumerable
+are set out under the trees covered
+with all sorts of cheap articles—toys, perfumery,
+cutlery, combs, and articles in horn, bone, wood,
+metal, glass—every thing and every article upon
+each table of the same price. In passing along,
+one is deafened by the incessant and rapid vociferations
+of these dealers enumerating the various<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_213"></a>[213]</span>
+articles upon their tables, eulogising them in the
+most ridiculous terms, and announcing their
+price: “<span lang="fr">Dix sols pour chacun!—dix sols, dix sols—dix
+sols seulement, messieurs!</span>” Then there are
+jugglers, mountebanks, and importunate beggars.
+My great torment in the Boulevard is a little
+wretch of a girl, about ten or twelve years old,
+whose ostensible business is the sale of toothpicks,
+but in reality is begging. This little animal
+fixes herself on one with the tenacity of a
+leech—running by one’s side, occasionally holding
+up the articles of her pretended trade, and unceasingly
+plying her song: “<span lang="fr">Ah, monsieur! cure-dents,
+monsieur? En voulez-vous, monsieur?
+deux sols, monsieur! Ah, monsieur! le pauvre
+père, monsieur; il est malade, monsieur!</span>” and
+then, when she becomes convinced of the inutility
+of perseverance, suddenly stopping and entering
+into an indifferent, perhaps merry, confab with
+some chum, and again starting after some other
+likely-looking customer. She frequently follows
+me from her stand, which is at the end of the
+Rue de Richelieu, to the Rue de la Paix. Other
+characters there are of different descriptions,
+and many of them forming a feature in this
+motley and daily crowd. Amongst these I have
+particularly noticed an old man, with long grey<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_214"></a>[214]</span>
+locks flowing in a most picturesque style over his
+back and shoulders, strumming a cracked guitar;
+and a female, somewhat advanced in years, dressed
+in shabby old finery, her faded charms partially
+concealed under a rusty-black veil, who attempts
+to excite interest in and extract metal from the
+passengers by warbling a pathetic love-song in a
+most ominously husky voice. A little farther, a
+proud and stately Mohammedan, in full Turkish
+costume, offers for sale I know not what, and
+evinces much indignation at the itinerant sausage-vendor,
+who pushes steadily through the crowd,
+the fiery brasier suspended before him by a strap
+passing round his neck, everywhere opening for
+him a free passage. Over the brasier a square pan
+contains the savoury-smelling, hissing sausages,
+which as they fry he is able, from having his
+hands at liberty, to keep turning, or to serve out
+to customers and receive their sols in return.
+The steaming pan has frequently made my mouth
+water, and I give no credit to the fierce and
+angry look of our stately Turk when startled by
+his near and unexpected approach. I’d wager a
+sol did they but encounter in some obscure passage
+he would himself become a customer to the
+Giaour’s polluted pan.</p>
+
+<p>At the angle formed by the Boulevards du<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_215"></a>[215]</span>
+Temple and St Martin, and opposite to the beautiful
+Fontaine de Boudi or des Lions, in a snug
+recess formed by a break in the line of building,
+may daily be seen a table, covered with a cloth
+scrupulously white, on which are arranged sundry
+piles of a peculiarly inviting <i lang="fr">gâteau</i>. This
+table is constantly surrounded by a certain description
+of young men, whose bronzed features,
+mustachioed lips, and confident, insolent stare,
+denote the <i lang="fr">militaire en retraite</i>, or half-pay officer.
+Here the presiding goddess is a comely dame of
+some forty years standing, a little inclined to
+<i lang="fr">embonpoint</i>, with a bold masculine countenance
+embrowned by constant exposure, but yet having
+strong claim to a certain description of beauty,
+which she understood how to enhance by the tasteful
+and coquettish arrangement of her blue <i lang="fr">cornette</i>
+and a studied neatness in every other part
+of her dress. With her customers this fair dame
+carries on a conversation animated and somewhat
+free, if she likes them; but Englishmen are by no
+means favourites. This portrait will be readily
+recognised by those to whom the Boulevard St
+Martin is familiar. The immense number of
+tables spread with books, as well as little sheds
+for the sale of the same—and their cheapness,
+are quite astonishing. I may say the same of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_216"></a>[216]</span>
+engravings, many of them really good. Equally
+astonishing is the open and barefaced display,
+in these stalls, &amp;c., of the most licentious works,
+and pictures of the most indecent kind. Although
+the best shops are certainly in the Rue
+Vivienne, &amp;c., yet are there many very splendid
+ones along the Boulevards, particularly the
+Boulevard des Italiens. Here are also some
+good restaurants and cafés; and, amongst other
+ornamental buildings, the Bains Chinois. Amid
+all these, however, there is a characteristic eye-sore
+which strikes one as quite incongruous: I
+allude to the intervention of shabby wooden
+sheds amongst goodly shops and houses. Besides
+the book-stalls just spoken of, one sees every here
+and there a long, low, mean-looking shed, its
+front almost all window. This is a news-room,
+where, for a few sols, you may read all the daily
+journals published in Paris, if you have patience
+to wait until they be disengaged, for these places
+are generally full; and I often amuse myself by
+stopping before the broad windows, always open
+just now, and contemplating the line of odd
+figures—some spectacled, others (from the manner
+of holding the little—after our own—minikin
+<i lang="fr">feuille</i> at arm’s-length) who evidently ought to be;
+and all absorbed in the meagre nonsense which<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_217"></a>[217]</span>
+every one of these papers I have looked into contains:
+a number of people may commonly be seen
+in attendance awaiting their turn. The fellows
+who keep these sheds must make a mint of money.
+Another feature not confined to the Boulevards,
+but common to all the public gardens and places
+of general resort, is the numbers of well-dressed
+and often dandified loungers on chairs, and the
+piles of these against the trees. To us at first it was
+a novelty seeing groups of people seated on chairs
+in the open street; but I have now got accustomed
+to it, and even to appreciate the luxury myself.
+These chairs, which are of the plainest kind, form
+the stock-in-trade, and furnish the livelihood, of
+many a poor old man or woman, who otherwise
+could do nothing to support themselves; and, <i lang="fr">en
+passant</i>, I should note the admirable address with
+which I have seen these people turn the wants of
+human nature to account. On a rainy day some
+sally out with a common oil-skin umbrella, which
+is offered to the first unfortunate wight caught out
+in a hat or coat likely to suffer. Others, providing
+themselves with a thick plank, repair to some
+great thoroughfare where they know there is an insufficient
+gutter that will overflow—and this may
+be everywhere. The plank, laid over the rushing
+stream of black water, is paid for by those who are<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_218"></a>[218]</span>
+generous by a sol or two, thus verifying the saying,
+It is an ill wind that blows nobody good.</p>
+
+<p>The hire of a chair per hour is a mere trifle—a
+sol or two; and thence it is, I suppose, that
+a Parisian exquisite seems to think it degrading
+to occupy only one. Two or three is the
+common run; but I saw one gentleman this
+morning who actually occupied five whole
+chairs. He had chosen an excellent position to
+be seen, on the Boulevard des Italiens, just
+by Hardi’s, whither I was bound to get some
+dinner. One chair sustained the main body, another
+the right leg, a third the left, a fourth
+afforded a rest for the left arm, whilst the fifth,
+bearing gloves, <i lang="fr">mouchoir</i>, and <i lang="fr">canne à pomme
+d’or</i>, stood conveniently by his right. The self-satisfied
+air with which this exquisite scrutinised
+with his <i lang="fr">lorgnette</i> the passers-by, was not the
+least amusing part of this entertaining microcosm.
+Cogitating on the various means used by mankind
+to court or win admiration from their fellow-men,
+I mounted the steps in front of Hardi’s, and entered
+the airy, nicely-furnished <i lang="fr">salle à manger</i>.
+“<span lang="fr">Garçon! la carte!</span>” I cried, throwing myself
+into a seat near the window, the table by which
+appeared unoccupied. There is about as much
+difference between one of our dark close coffee-rooms<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_219"></a>[219]</span>
+in London and the <i lang="fr">salle à manger</i> of a
+Parisian restaurateur (at least Hardi’s or Very’s),
+as there is between a tallow-chandler’s back
+parlour in St Martin’s Lane and Lady B.’s beautiful
+drawing-room in Park Lane. Here are no
+closely-shut-up boxes, with their green curtains,
+&amp;c.; all is open, airy, and cheerful. Small tables
+(just sufficiently large to dine four people)
+stand about the room covered with snow-white
+table-cloths, napkins, and silver forks; and
+instead of the dingy smoked walls of a London
+coffee-house, and windows so covered with dust
+that the panes of glass, although translucent,
+are not transparent, here the walls, covered with
+a gay painted paper, have an air of cheerfulness
+quite indescribable, especially when connected
+with the moving, lively scene without, of which
+the constantly open door and windows afford an
+uninterrupted view. In looking on the scene
+below, the continuous lines of trees give such a
+rustic appearance to the whole, that it is difficult
+to imagine one’s self in the very heart of a great
+capital. To me the Boulevard had more the
+style of Lewisham or Clapham, or some of those
+“<i lang="la">rus in urbe</i>” sort of places so numerous in the
+vicinity of London. It seems bells are not in use
+at these places, and calling out or making a noise<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_220"></a>[220]</span>
+is vulgar. Therefore, instead of the constantly
+reiterated “Waiter! waiter!” a sort of masonic
+signal has been invented to call the attention of
+the attendants. I began at my first visit to Hardi’s
+as I would have done in England, and summoned
+the garçon <i lang="la">viva voce</i>; but I soon discovered by
+the glances shot from the tables, and the quick
+turning of heads, that there was something wrong,
+at least something unusual. I observed there
+was no calling, and yet tables were served; and
+by the occasionally sudden turning and going up
+to some particular one, I became aware that some
+other mode of communication must be established.
+I watched. The garçon was standing near the
+door looking at an English regiment at that
+moment passing along the Boulevard. An
+elderly gentleman, in a sad-coloured suit, who
+had hitherto been busily employed at the next
+table discussing his <i lang="fr">potage</i>, stopping suddenly,
+looked sharply about the room as if in search of
+some one. His inquisitive glance settled at once
+on the garçon, and taking up the sharp-pointed
+knife that lay beside his plate (the knives here
+are all of one pattern, very common, and apparently
+made to be used as stilettos instead of for
+cutting beef or mutton), gently touched with it
+the side of his wine-glass, producing a slight<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_221"></a>[221]</span>
+jingling sound that scarcely reached my ear, close
+as we were to each other. It proved sufficient
+though, for the garçon started and was at his side
+in an instant. “<span lang="fr">Ma foi!</span>” thought I, “this is a
+‘wrinkle to my horn,’” I shall be quite an
+<i lang="fr">habitué</i>. I tried the experiment again and again:—it
+never failed; and being now up to the thing,
+I soon observed that everybody used the same
+signal. It reminds me of the Spanish call, “Hist!”
+uttered from the tongue alone, without any sound
+from the chest. Things are uncommonly well
+cooked at Hardi’s, and served in most comfortable
+and respectable style. The napkins at a public
+table are quite new to us Englishmen. I had a
+<i lang="fr">potage</i>, and one or two <i lang="fr">petit-plats</i>, that I selected
+at random from the <i lang="fr">carte</i>; for amongst the numbers
+figuring there, I knew not one by name, and
+most probably as little by nature. One thing I
+dislike in French cookery is the abominable fashion
+of disguising vegetables; one cannot even get
+a potato plain and unsophisticated. <i lang="fr">Gâteau de
+pommes de terre</i>, or some such mixture of potatoes,
+butter, &amp;c. &amp;c., is the only way they are
+eaten here. Having finished my plate of strawberries
+and a bottle of very excellent <i lang="fr">Lafitte</i>, I
+set off for the Rue de Malte; but instead of going
+directly thither down the Rue de Richelieu, I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_222"></a>[222]</span>
+made another little promenade on the Boulevard,
+and finally down the Passage des Panoramas and
+Feydeau, Rue Vivienne, Palais Royal, &amp;c. The
+lamps were already lighted, doors open, sentinels
+posted, and crowds rushing into the Théâtre des
+Variétés as I passed. The passages looked brilliant
+by the light of multitudes of lamps, and the
+arcades of the Palais Royal, where the illumination
+was only beginning, already swarmed with
+depravity, and proposals rung in my ears from
+my entrance to my sortie from this sink of iniquity.
+The decreasing light warned me not to
+loiter; so, mounting Cossack, I made the best of
+my way over the abominable pavement of the
+Faubourg St Denis, until, gaining the end of La
+Chapelle, the road became better adapted for
+rapid movement. Daylight closed, however, just
+as I got through St Denis, having just enough
+to save me from the wheels of the numerous
+chariots and other vehicles with which its long
+narrow street is always crowded. Having only
+open fields to traverse afterwards, I cared less;
+and trusting myself to Cossack’s sagacity, he
+soon brought me safe home—and thus ends one
+of the many pleasant days I have passed in this
+most interesting place. I find Mr Fauigny has
+been here to-day. He gets hot after his money.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_223"></a>[223]</span>
+I doubt, however, if he will ever finger any
+of it.</p>
+
+<p><i>August 4th.</i>—Beautiful day again. Every pleasure
+in this life has some drawback—as if this
+were necessary to prevent our thinking we have
+already arrived in paradise. That, then, which in
+a measure neutralises our enjoyment of this fine
+warm weather, is the incessant torment of swarms
+of flies (common house-flies) which infest us within
+and without doors. From these wretches there
+is no respite, except it be at night, or maybe in
+a darkened room. The mosquitoes cannot be
+worse, though they may be as bad. It is not as in
+England—merely the buzzing about and tickling
+caused by their alighting on and walking about
+one. No; here the brutes bite, and so sharply as
+to bring blood. My greatest suffering from these
+plagues is in the morning, when I may wish to
+lie in bed later than usual, which is not often. I
+am generally up too early for them;<a id="FNanchor_23" href="#Footnote_23" class="fnanchor">[23]</a> for it is
+only after the sun acquires strength that they
+begin to be troublesome: then, unless the room be
+well darkened, there is no possibility of sleeping;
+and in my naked house there are not the means<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_224"></a>[224]</span>
+of doing this—window-shutters, to be sure, but
+they fit so badly that there is little difference as
+to light whether they be closed or open. In the
+village the road is quite black every day in front
+of our butchers with the dead flies thrown out.
+He poisons them with an infusion of quassia
+sweetened with sugar. In my garden there is
+abundance of the finest fruit—peaches, nectarines,
+figs, plums, and splendid grapes, now all quite
+ripe; but such swarms of these detestable brutes
+infest the trees that they spoil everything. It is
+impossible to eat any of the fruit without first
+washing it: this spoils it. Half the battle is
+picking it off the tree and eating it.</p>
+
+<p>What strange things we live to see and hear! I
+do think that during the period I have been in the
+world, more strange, wonderful, improbable (and
+what once would have been deemed impossible)
+events have occurred than the whole history of
+the world, since Noah landed on Mount Ararat
+down to 1789, could furnish altogether. Not the
+least strange amongst these is the general order
+just published to the British army by Wellington,
+calling upon commanding officers to give every
+assistance required by the French farmers or
+cultivateurs in getting in the harvest! In consequence,
+English soldiers and French peasants<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_225"></a>[225]</span>
+are seen everywhere side by side, sickle in hand,
+or binding sheaves, &amp;c.—the invader and the
+invaded alike peaceably occupied, and reciprocating
+kind offices one with the other. ’Tis a goodly
+sight, truly. Further good consequences are very
+perceptible in our village. All mistrust and dislike
+of each other are at an end; and our people
+are now quite on an intimate and friendly footing
+with the peasantry. Many an amicable little
+knot may be seen of an evening sitting at their
+doors enjoying at once the cool air, their pipes,
+and the pleasures of conversation, or rather of
+trying to understand each other. Some of the
+villagers have already picked up a little English,
+and our men a little French. The gayest of the
+latter occasionally mix in the rustic dance; and
+although rather rough and bearish in their manner
+of swinging the girls about, yet are they
+sought after as partners, the pretty <i lang="fr">paysanne</i> who
+has for her partner <i lang="fr">un canonier</i> evincing in her
+look and manner a degree of satisfaction not to
+be mistaken. Already symptoms of jealousy
+have made their appearance among the young
+<i lang="fr">paysans</i>, and I have consulted M. Bonnemain
+on the subject, expressing my fears lest it might
+disturb the harmony already subsisting. “<span lang="fr">A bah!
+n’y a pas de danger!—n’importe, n’importe,</span>” is<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_226"></a>[226]</span>
+always his answer; and accordingly neither I nor
+my officers have observed anything like a diminution
+of friendship among the males. These
+French girls are clever creatures. They have
+hearts and flattering tongues for all. It is a
+pleasing sight of an evening to see our people
+returning frolicking home from the fields, with
+the loaded carts, the cargoes of which all are
+busily assisting in stowing away in the <i lang="fr">grenier</i>—soldiers,
+<i lang="fr">paysans</i>, and <i lang="fr">paysannes</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Generally speaking, these latter (male and female)
+are very respectable, well-mannered, and
+well-spoken people in their way. There is, however,
+one, the most perfect Caliban I ever met
+with in my life. Bonnemain says he is not an
+inhabitant of Stain, but comes from some part of
+Normandy—I forget where. Short, thick-set, and
+powerfully built; covered with hair—head shaggy
+as that of a savage; long beard and naked breast,
+like a bear’s; broad squat face and enormous features—indeed,
+when standing close to, and trying
+to converse with him, I feel a sensation as if
+looking at his face through a powerful magnifier.
+Of his language (he speaks very fast and very
+loud) I cannot succeed in catching a single French
+word, and I observe that the inhabitants themselves
+seem to have some difficulty in comprehending<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_227"></a>[227]</span>
+his meaning. I have christened him
+Caliban!—beautiful monster!</p>
+
+<p>But it is almost time to go to bed, and as yet
+I have not mentioned my ride to Paris to-day—I
+should say <em>usual</em>, for few days elapse without my
+going thither. In general I prefer the road by St
+Ouen, Clichy, and Monceaux, &amp;c., because it has
+trees, the scenery is better, the line is not so tediously
+straight, and by the Barrière de Clichy one
+enters at once on a decent part of the town, the
+Rue de Clichy and du Mont Blanc, instead of having
+to pass through the long blackguard suburbs
+of La Chapelle and St Denis. To-day, however, I
+took this road. How unlike the neighbourhood
+of London, where, for twenty miles (certainly ten)
+from town, the country is covered with villas, and
+the roads with carriages, equestrians—indeed, travellers
+of every kind and in every way! Here
+we have a long straight road stretching away
+with an almost imperceptible ascent for about
+three miles—not a tree nor a bush lends its
+shade or breaks its painful monotony (if I may
+so apply the word)—nor house, nor fence. In the
+middle reigns a horrible pavement, and on each
+side of this an unpaved road for summer use;
+after rain these become sloughs, and then, sooner
+than travel on the pavement, I take to the fields.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_228"></a>[228]</span>
+These, as I have before said, extend to a considerable
+distance right and left, naked and cheerless,
+forming the plain of St Denis. There is another
+by-road leading off near St Denis, which, keeping
+about midway between the chaussée just mentioned
+and that by St Ouen, ascends Montmartre
+by Clignancour, &amp;c. This may be travelled <em>in dry
+weather</em>. In my progress from St Denis to La
+Chapelle, as usual, instead of the bustle of a London
+road, a solitary cabriolet now and then passed
+me; and from time to time I overtook a long-bodied
+cart, with what we should call half a load—the
+horses with their broad painted hames, and
+the waggoner in his white night-cap (or mayhap
+a cocked-hat), blue frock and white stockings,
+<i lang="fr">sabots</i>, &amp;c. These things have now lost their novelty—I
+am too much at home to be amused by
+them; so I was pacing along thoughtfully when
+the wildest thing in the shape of an equipage
+whisked past in a twinkling. It was Russian—a
+sort of low clumsily-built barouche, with the
+head thrown back. In this were seated two officers
+in full uniform, cocked-hats, and long drooping
+black or bottle-green plumes; four or five (for I
+did not exactly ascertain which) little, long-tailed,
+long-maned, wild-looking horses were driven at
+a gallop by two boys as wild in their appearance,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_229"></a>[229]</span>
+seated on the off-horses, and using the end of the
+reins as a whip, in the manner of our hussar
+bridles. I was delighted; but the thing came up
+so suddenly, and passed me so rapidly, that I had
+but half a look at it. <i lang="fr">En revanche</i>, standing at
+the northern entrance of the Palais Royal, I saw
+to-day again a regular Russian equipage. This
+was a low carriage also, but of a peculiar construction,
+drawn by four little rough horses harnessed
+with rope. On the driving-box sat one of
+the most picturesque figures I ever saw in my
+life. Conceive a head of Jupiter as to features,
+and the splendid beard that fell in thick masses
+over his ample chest, eyes shooting thunderbolts,
+overhung by the brow of majesty itself; the support
+of this head a neck—such a neck!—such a
+muscular column!—such a bust altogether! His
+costume, too, was piquant from its novelty. Nothing
+European was there except the hat, if one
+might admit this as such, which differed from
+anything else of the sort I had ever seen; crown
+exceedingly low, and about twice the diameter at
+top as at bottom, encircled by an amazingly
+broad band; brim very broad, and turned up in
+a peculiar way at the sides—body wrapped in a
+kind of caftan with loose sleeves, and girt round
+the waist by a broad sash. On the off-leader sat<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_230"></a>[230]</span>
+one of the most beautiful and wildest urchins it
+is possible to conceive, wrapped in a caftan of
+similar colour and make to that of the coachman’s,
+grey forage-cap, and neck quite bare. He
+was about fourteen this boy, and a more animated,
+lovely face could scarcely be imagined.
+In repose it would be lovely; but when lighted
+up by the quick play of two brilliant eyes, partially
+overshadowed by long elf-locks, the beauty
+and wildness of expression almost exceeds belief.
+Whilst I stood wrapt in admiration of these two
+figures, a Russian officer in a plain undress came
+out of the Palais Royal, and stepped into the
+conveniently low vehicle. The coachman shook
+his reins, the boy, who had been looking back,
+turned sharply to the front, uttering a loud, shrill,
+but musical cry, the little wild horses tossed up
+their noses with a snort, burst at once into a
+gallop, and away they went like a whirlwind
+down the Rue Neuve des Petits Champs. For
+the rest of this day I have never been able to
+get them out of my head, and everything Russian
+has borne with me a double interest. Strange
+that, going as I do every day to Paris, it should
+never have fallen to my lot before to see a Russian
+equipage; and yet every day, at least every
+time I pass through La Chapelle, I see hundreds<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_231"></a>[231]</span>
+of their soldiers (infantry) without bestowing on
+them the slightest attention. These, smart as
+they are on the parade, are the dirtiest slovens in
+the world off it: the usual costume in which one
+sees them running about La Chapelle is a dirty
+forage-cap, as dirty a grey greatcoat, generally
+gathered back by the waist-strap, so as to be out
+of the way, dirty linen trousers, shoved up at
+bottom by the projection of the unlaced half-boot.
+Such is the figure I generally see slipping from
+house to house, or going across the fields at
+a sort of Highland trot. Curiosity they have
+none, or it is restrained by their discipline, for I
+do not recollect once having met a Russian soldier
+dressed and walking the streets, as if to see
+the place. Sometimes, in passing their quarters,
+I have heard them sing in their squalling, drawling
+style, in a voice as if mocking some one;
+there is, however, something wild and plaintive
+in their ditties. Karl’s ‘Imitations,’ which I
+always fancied a caricature, is, I find, most excellent.
+The Prussians, by the by, show themselves
+as little about the streets as the Russians; but
+Austrians or Hungarians I meet constantly, generally
+walking two together—staring into the
+shop-windows, &amp;c. &amp;c. Tall, heavily-built, boorish-looking
+fellows, but apparently good-natured<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_232"></a>[232]</span>
+and orderly in their behaviour. Happening to go
+into a shop on the Boulevard a few days ago, one
+of these came in, and making some observation
+on my purchase, was surprised at my answering
+him in German, and immediately became quite
+friendly. Whether he knew I was an officer or
+not, it is impossible to say, but he followed me
+out of the shop, and walked some way along
+the Boulevard with me, and it was not without
+difficulty I at last succeeded in shaking him off.
+They are a heavy people altogether, these Austrians.
+I frequently pass the hotel where the
+Emperor lodges, and in this hot weather all the
+windows being open, see from the Boulevard the
+whole interior of the waiting-room, where the
+stiff formality of the Garde du Corps on duty, in
+their ugly old-fashioned uniforms of grey and
+silver lace, with ill-shaped cocked-hats stuck
+square on, is not a little ridiculous. However,
+they are, as I said before, a good, quiet people.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_233"></a>[233]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXII">CHAPTER XXII.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent"><i>August 5th.</i>—I had intended seeing some of
+the sights to-day—so accordingly, after breakfast,
+mounted on Nelly, cigar in mouth, and followed
+by my smart orderly, Fitzgerald, I paraded slowly
+through the village, crossed the fields to St Denis,
+having passed which I had already got over half
+the dreary road to La Chapelle, when Nelly suddenly
+fell dead lame. Upon examination we
+found a great nail which had run into her foot
+(off hind), between the frog and bars. This put
+an end to my day. So I returned quietly, put the
+mule into the stable with Cossack and the brown
+horse, Nelly into the mule’s box, sent to St Denis
+for Mr Coward, who is veterinary surgeon to our
+division, made Farrier Price meantime pare her
+sole almost to the quick, put on a bran poultice,
+and have at last sat down to amuse myself by
+scribbling something about Paris—observations,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_234"></a>[234]</span>
+description, or what else it may be. To proceed,
+then. I shall not soon forget my first ride to Paris
+from Colombes. Although already noticed in its
+place, I like to dwell on a subject to me of so much
+pleasure, and shall ever recall with emotion my
+feelings on first passing the Barrière de l’Etoile
+and gaining a <i lang="fr">coup d’œil</i> of the magnificent avenue
+beyond, terminated by the venerable palace of
+the French monarch—its noble trees, its crowds
+of carriages, horsemen and footmen, and all the
+<i lang="la">et ceteras</i> of such a scene. Arriving by this side,
+the head filled with preconceived ideas of filthy
+narrow streets without <i lang="fr">trottoirs</i>, what was my surprise
+on passing through the Place Louis Quinze
+and entering the magnificent Rue Royale. My
+previous knowledge of Paris, picked up in books
+of travel, &amp;c., has all proved erroneous. Some
+travellers are extravagant in its praise; but I
+think the greater part have dwelt too much on
+the dark side of the picture, otherwise why these
+unfavourable impressions that occupied my brain?
+The natives, on the contrary, are too extravagant
+in its praise; and knowing their gasconading
+style, one is slow to believe their highly-coloured
+descriptions, and particularly their saying, “<span lang="fr">Qui
+n’a vû Paris, n’a rien vû</span>”—a sentiment now become
+a proverb with them. But this same, or<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_235"></a>[235]</span>
+something very similar, is said of many other
+cities, if I mistake not—Vienna, Rome, Naples,
+Florence, Madrid, Lisbon, &amp;c. However, like
+everything else, this has two sides—both parties
+are right, both are wrong. In the same manner
+as any other city, Paris has its clean and its dirty
+quarters, its St Giles and its Grosvenor Street, its
+fine and its mean buildings, its poverty and its
+opulence—in short, its <i lang="fr">agrémens</i> and its <i lang="fr">désagrémens</i>.
+I can’t translate these words. Agreeables
+and disagreeables won’t quite do. Everything
+depends on the good or bad humour of the traveller,
+or the reception he meets with in the
+country he undertakes to describe. It generally,
+therefore, is either a Pays de Cocagne or a Tierra
+del Fuego.</p>
+
+<p>Divided into twelve <i lang="fr">arrondissements</i> or <i lang="fr">mairies</i>,
+and every <i lang="fr">arrondissement</i> into several <i lang="fr">quartiers</i>,
+one finds such a difference between these divisions—in
+the manners, habitudes, and physiognomy
+of their inhabitants—as scarcely to believe
+they form part of the same community. Thus
+les Quartiers des Tuileries, des Roule, des Champs
+Elysées, &amp;c. &amp;c.—in which are situated the court,
+the hotels of all the <i lang="fr">grand seigneurs</i>, &amp;c., consequently
+the richest, smartest, and best shops—distinguished
+for elegance, cheerfulness, and cleanliness.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_236"></a>[236]</span>
+Le Quartier de la Chaussée d’Antin is the
+residence of the rich bankers, as in like manner
+that of the Palais Royal is of merchants, brokers,
+&amp;c. The Marais is inhabited principally by
+people of moderate incomes, fond of quiet and
+tranquillity; and among these are to be found
+the principal remaining specimens of the <i lang="fr">bon vieux
+temps</i>—good, easy, old-fashioned people. The
+Pays Latin—as the neighbourhood of the Rues St
+Jacques, de la Harpe, &amp;c., is called, from containing
+the College de la Sorbonne, the schools of
+the University, &amp;c. &amp;c.—is the cradle of science,
+and the residence of almost all the bookbinders,
+parchment-makers, &amp;c., of Paris. Here reside
+professors and students of theology, medicine,
+law, natural history, &amp;c. &amp;c. All is here quiet
+gloom, and some small degree of filth. Les Halles
+present the singular spectacle of a rural population
+in the heart of a great city. The other parts
+of Paris, inhabited by various classes of artisans,
+are not only different from all those already spoken
+of, but differ even amongst themselves, according
+to the business pursued in them. Thus the Rue
+de Clery is one complete magazine of furniture
+and cabinet-work, &amp;c.; and most of the work in
+silk, such as curtain-fringe, &amp;c., is done in la Rue
+de la Feronnerie and Marché des Innocens, &amp;c.—but<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_237"></a>[237]</span>
+of the more distant quarters of this description
+I only speak from hearsay, the temper of
+their population being such as to render it dangerous
+for an Englishman to appear there as an idler;
+therefore have I never yet seen the Quartier de
+St Antoine, nor the Place Royale—the very focus
+of this spirit. It is clear, therefore, that Paris
+cannot be characterised by a <i lang="fr">trait de plûme</i>—as
+clean or dirty, grand or mean, &amp;c. Handsome,
+and what we should call fine, streets there are,
+and others which, without any pretension to these
+names, are yet striking from their extent and
+bustle of business, &amp;c. &amp;c. Of the former are the
+Rues de la Paix, Royale, de Rivoli, de Mont Blanc,
+de la Place Vendome, du Faubourg St Honoré,
+&amp;c. &amp;c. All these are scrupulously clean and
+very cheerful, full of fine hotels (<em>not inns</em>), fine
+shops, and for the most part have good and spacious
+<i lang="fr">trottoirs</i>. The first two in particular are
+very handsome streets. Of the latter description
+are the Rues de St Denis, de St Martin, de l’Université,
+du Faubourg St Denis, Neuve des Petits
+Champs, and many others. These are generally
+long streets, some of them very wide, but almost
+all of them without <i lang="fr">trottoirs</i>. Beyond these the
+streets are generally very narrow, dirty, and dark.
+This obscurity is caused by the enormous height<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_238"></a>[238]</span>
+of the houses in the old parts of the town, and
+their sombre hue—I was going to say <em>their being
+blackened by smoke</em>, but that can scarcely be possible,
+since from using so much wood one never
+sees that thick canopy of smoke hanging over
+Paris that usually shuts out the feeble rays of the
+winter’s sun from the citizens of our metropolis.
+The close confined streets, indeed all the older
+streets of Paris, are redolent at all times of a most
+disagreeable odour. Evelyn, 160 years ago, said
+the streets of Paris smelt of sulphur. The innumerable
+lamps swinging from ropes over the centre
+of these streets give them, in my eyes, a very
+mean appearance. I don’t know why, but they
+seem, too, in the way. These ropes lead down the
+wall on one side of the street in a sort of wooden
+case, the key of which being kept by the lamp-lighter,
+mischievous people are unable to get at
+the lamps without breaking open these cases—an
+operation requiring time, and not performed
+without noise, therefore almost impossible with
+such a vigilant police. But the greatest ornament
+of the town, and no doubt that which contributes
+most to its salubrity, is the great avenue
+which, under various names, is called generally
+the Boulevards, from occupying the site of the
+ancient ramparts of Paris. Since the increase of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_239"></a>[239]</span>
+the faubourgs has placed these in the midst of
+the town as it were, a second concentric circle,
+called the New Boulevard, has been formed; but
+this seems a mere circular road, not much frequented:
+and along it is the only enclosure Paris
+now possesses—a simple stone wall, connecting
+the barriers, and thereby insuring the fiscal duties.
+Of the old Boulevards I spoke some days ago; it
+were needless, therefore, to fill my journal with
+repetition. They must be acknowledged as a most
+agreeable and amusing lounge. After the streets,
+the quays of Paris naturally attract our attention—a
+feature so ornamental, so commodious, so salubrious,
+that we wonder our own metropolis should
+be destitute in this respect. What a noble thing
+it would be were our fine river bordered by such
+quays as those de Buonaparte, des Tuileries, de
+Voltaire, de la Conference, &amp;c., instead of being
+enclosed as it is between such a set of shabby
+wooden or brick warehouses!</p>
+
+<p>But if London is inferior to Paris in this respect,
+how superior she is in public squares! The
+costly iron railings, the masterly statues that
+decorate some, and the pleasant shrubberies,
+smooth, well-kept turf, and well-rolled walks
+which characterise most of them, are nowhere to
+be seen in Paris. The Place Louis Quinze is not<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_240"></a>[240]</span>
+what we should call a square in London; it is a
+sort of esplanade, separating the ramparts and
+gardens of the Tuileries from the Champs Elysées;
+the third side is closed by the river, and
+the fourth is the only side having buildings—those
+of the Garde Meuble. It is an agreeable
+esplanade, but is no square. The Place Royale
+is, I believe, the largest square in Paris; but, for
+the reasons before mentioned, I have as yet never
+seen it. From all that I have heard, it is surrounded
+by very lofty, and perhaps once handsome
+houses, which then were the habitations of
+the principal <i lang="fr">noblesse</i>, though now of a numerous
+population of artisans. In the middle of it, I
+understand, is a fountain, some trees, &amp;c., in the
+manner of our squares. The Place Vendome is
+the next in size to the former; it is octagonal,
+and the houses, all uniformly built, are of a respectable
+class, but the style of them is heavy
+and dull: the want of a <i lang="fr">trottoir</i>, the houses
+standing as they do with their ground-floors unscreened
+or unprotected from the carriage-way,
+spite of the splendid column springing from
+its centre, give this places a mean, <i lang="fr">triste</i> appearance.
+I could not divest myself of the idea
+of its being a mews. The Place des Victoires,
+meant to be circular, is only a small concern,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_241"></a>[241]</span>
+neither handsome nor ornamental, and perhaps
+only useful as admitting light and air into a very
+thick and closely-built part of the town. These
+are, strictly speaking, the only real public squares;
+for the Parvis Nôtre Dame, Place du Carrousel,
+&amp;c. &amp;c., are only esplanades in front of the Cathedral
+and Tuileries. On the whole, however, Paris
+is a much more cheerful place than London. In
+this respect there is no comparison between them.</p>
+
+<p>8 <span class="allsmcap">P.M.</span>—Rambled up the road to Garges, which
+is still nearly as deserted as ever; but the rags and
+tatters, and broken glass, &amp;c., with which the street
+was strewed, have in a great measure disappeared.
+After dinner, Cossack being still rather lame, I rode
+Mula through the vineyards to Pierrefitte. The
+country is much prettier on that side than with
+us, being hilly, whereas we are on a dead level.
+Our waggon-train officers are doing cavalry with
+a vengeance, and making a great swagger among
+the natives. Took a round by Villetaneuse—through
+vineyards, plantations of artichokes, &amp;c.—and
+passing along the enclosure of a very handsome
+domain, with a fine house of brick, let Mula
+find her own road home, which she did very
+cleverly and very directly. I think (at least on
+smooth ground) mules are not so sure-footed
+as is usually believed and asserted—perhaps<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_242"></a>[242]</span>
+amongst rocks and mountains they may be.</p>
+
+<p><i>6th.</i>—Sunday.</p>
+
+<p><i>7th.</i>—To town as usual this morning for
+sight-seeing. From the Rue de Malte took my
+course through the court of the Louvre and the
+Place de Jena, still boarded up, crossed the Pont
+Neuf, “where it always blows,” and accordingly
+did blow there to-day certainly, more than elsewhere.
+Henri IV., with his manly countenance
+and pointed beard, smiled on me as I made my
+way through the crowd and plunged into the
+gloomy and shabby streets of the Pays Latin.
+Stopped at a mean, rather dirty restaurant in
+the Rue St Jacques, where I got a bad lunch, of
+course, and a bottle of sour wine; but for this
+there was no remedy, as I did not know of any
+better in the neighbourhood, to which I am a
+stranger. After doubling and threading my way
+through a number of dirty obscure streets, which
+no stranger could have done in London, I at last
+came out on the Quai St Bernard, where suddenly
+I found myself among hundreds, if not thousands,
+of pipes of wine ranged in tiers. It is the Marché
+aux Vins; and whilst seated upon one of these
+pipes enjoying the busy scene around, I mentally
+bless the ingenious system of numbering the
+houses and naming the streets that has enabled<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_243"></a>[243]</span>
+me to steer through such a labyrinth as I have
+just passed, and which might so well and so easily
+be applied in London. All streets running to the
+Seine are numbered in <em>black</em>; all those parallel, or
+nearly so, to the river in <em>red</em>. Starting from the
+river, the numbers commence in a double series
+in these transverse streets; and in the longitudinal
+streets the series of numbers follow the course
+of the stream,—equal numbers always on the
+right, unequal on the left. In the same manner
+the names at the corners of the streets are of a
+similar colour to the numbers; and moreover, some
+remarkable object, giving a designation to the
+quarter, is painted at the corners. The Jardin des
+Plantes, or du Roi, is adjoining the Marché aux
+Vins, and thither I went, walking in amongst
+other company without let or hindrance of any
+kind. In this garden, the Menagerie, and the
+Cabinet d’Histoire Naturelle, I passed nearly the
+whole afternoon in the most agreeable manner
+possible. Much as I had heard of this establishment,
+the reality rather surpassed than fell
+short of it—and sorry I am to say we can boast
+of nothing at all equal to it in England; nor, if
+we did, could our populace be admitted to it
+with the same freedom as the more volatile yet
+more considerate <i lang="fr">badauds</i> are to this. Everything<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_244"></a>[244]</span>
+would soon be ruined. The men would
+trample over the beds, the boys would break down
+the hedges and fences; knives would operate in
+all directions; even the women would find some
+means of doing mischief;—in short, it would
+never do. Here, on the contrary, it was with
+pleasure that I observed people of all classes
+of society, even beggars, conducting themselves
+with a modesty and decency of manner not to be
+surpassed. The choice of ground has been very
+judicious, as the plan presents a pleasing<ins class="corr" id="tn-244" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'undulalation'">
+undulation</ins> of surface that gives infinite interest to a
+promenade. The botanical part is flat and even,
+divided by walks into compartments, each forming
+a small distinct garden by itself. These are
+either enclosed by well-kept hedges, or by rails
+and rustic fences of every possible useful fashion—which
+may serve as models for those in want
+of such things.</p>
+
+<p>These little gardens each contains some family
+of shrubs or plants, and are all arranged according
+to their respective climates. The dividing walks
+form most agreeable promenades, as was evinced
+by the number of people I found lounging in
+them, many evidently not taking any interest in
+the botanical treasures around. This flat space
+is bounded on one side by a magnificent avenue<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_245"></a>[245]</span>
+of elms, under the shade of which are numerous
+<i lang="fr">vendeurs de boissons</i> and <i lang="fr">de pâtisserie</i>, as well as
+one or two regular restaurateurs. On the other
+side, the ground, swelling gently into hill and
+dale as it were, is fitted by enclosures of simple
+rail or strong stockade, as occasion may require,
+for the confinement of an elephant or a deer.
+Here in little paddocks, with room to move about
+and a house to shelter them, we find a number of
+animals, who, perhaps, well fed as they are, little
+regret the loss of liberty. The elephant even has
+a pond to wallow in, to the great amusement of
+the <i lang="fr">badauds</i> who constantly throng the stockade.
+The more savage beasts (<i lang="la">genus Felis</i>, &amp;c.) are confined
+as with us, in dens. It was only in looking
+over the catalogue of the menagerie, and finding
+the beasts enclosed in the paddocks classed as
+ruminant and <i lang="fr">fauve</i>, that I remembered we have
+no term to translate the latter word. This part
+of the establishment is very entertaining, and I
+lounged away a great part of my time in wandering
+about the winding walks between the enclosures,
+amused by the curiosity and <i lang="fr">naïveté</i> of
+many of the visitors. The menagerie is separated
+from the gardens by a rampart and ditch.
+In the latter are the bears, great favourites with
+the public, particularly the boys, of whom numbers<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_246"></a>[246]</span>
+are always hanging on the wall, watching the
+heavy animals climbing a high pole set for the
+purpose. The hothouses contain all sorts of
+things; but what interested me were the palms—some
+of these I saw out of doors. Just by the
+hothouses is a high mount, ascended by a spiral
+path, bearing a sort of temple on the top, whence
+there is an extensive and much-vaunted view
+over the city and neighbourhood; but not half so
+extensive as, nor in any way comparable to, those
+from Belleville, Montmartre,<a id="FNanchor_24" href="#Footnote_24" class="fnanchor">[24]</a> and, above all, from
+Mont Aurelian. The School of Comparative Anatomy
+is very interesting: it contains perfect
+skeletons of almost every species of animal, bird,
+or fish, from the most diminutive to the largest—from
+the minnow to the whale, from the shrew-mouse
+to the mastodon, from the humming-bird
+to the condor.</p>
+
+<p>Evening was drawing on, and I ran hastily
+through the two floors of the Cabinet of Natural
+History, that I might get home before dark. The
+entrance to the Jardin des Plantes, by a handsome
+<i lang="fr">grille</i> from the quay opposite the Pont d’Austerlitz,
+is very good, but I could not stop to admire<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_247"></a>[247]</span>
+it; and hurrying along the <i lang="fr">quais</i>, instead of blundering
+amongst the streets, succeeded again in
+just getting home in time.</p>
+
+<p><i>August 8th.</i>—It seems as if I were destined
+always to fall under the Duke’s displeasure, and
+to be the victim of his injustice. When I called
+on Sir Augustus Frazer this morning at the Hotel
+du Nord, the first greeting I got on entering the
+room was, “<em>Mercer, you are released from arrest!</em>”
+At first I thought this a joke, but Sir Augustus
+assured me seriously that I had not only been in
+arrest, but <em>that</em>, too, ever since our review on the
+24th ultimo. He then told me that I had not
+been the only unfortunate. Himself and Major
+M’Donald had been supposed under arrest at
+the same time and for the same <em>crime</em>; and what
+was this?—this very grave crime for which two
+field officers and a captain had actually been
+under ignominious punishment for a whole fortnight?
+In the column of review on the 24th
+ultimo, my troop was on the extreme left (or
+rear), except the two brigades of 18-pounders.
+Our order of marching past was in column of
+divisions (we have three divisions), and my post
+for saluting was considerably in front of the leading
+one, to leave room for the division officers
+at open order, consequently I was fully a hundred<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_248"></a>[248]</span>
+yards distant from my rear-division when passing
+the Duke. Now it so fell out that, at that very
+moment, a horse of one of the rear-division carriages
+got his leg over a trace. The limber gunners,
+with their wonted activity, were off, cleared
+the leg, remounted, all in sufficient time for the
+division to pass his Grace steadily and in good
+order. But this little halt, momentary as it was,
+checked the 18-pounders; and Ilbert, or whoever
+commanded them, ignorant of the saluting-point,
+trotted up to regain his distance, until suddenly,
+seeing the sovereigns and their suite, he resumed
+his walk too late, and passed them in confusion.
+The Duke fell into one of his furious passions,
+asked how this happened, and (what he did with
+the foot-artillery I know not) immediately despatched
+the Adjutant-General to put Sir Augustus
+Frazer, Major M’Donald, and myself under
+arrest. The two former, however, had departed;
+and whilst the Adjutant-General was struggling
+through the crowd after me, I had cleared the
+Rue Royale, and setting off at a trot down the
+Boulevard, had turned down the Rue de Clichy,
+consequently was out of sight ere he reached the
+Boulevard, where he gave up the pursuit and said
+no more about it. Whether the Duke forgot us,
+or whether he purposely kept us in arrest, we are<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_249"></a>[249]</span>
+left to conjecture—certain it is, that we three
+actually appear by name in the General’s orders
+of yesterday as released from our arrest. <i lang="la">Mens
+conscia recti</i>—I snap my fingers at the disgrace.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving Sir Augustus, I accompanied Bell to his
+pretty lodging in the Rue Mont Blanc. I don’t
+know who the people are, but it is an uncommonly
+genteel, well-furnished, well-appointed
+house. A young gentleman there is who visits
+Bell occasionally, and a young lady who serenades
+him (if I may so apply the term) continually.
+She touches the piano well, has a musical voice,
+and sings with taste. “<span lang="fr">L’Exile</span>” is the favourite
+just now, a pretty song, which, from so often
+hearing there, I shall always henceforward associate
+with Bell’s nicely-furnished apartment, and
+the little pleasure-ground, of some thirty or
+forty feet square, with one or two acacias in it.
+Frazer, too, has very handsome rooms in the Hotel
+du Nord, richly furnished, with green silk window-curtains,
+&amp;c. &amp;c. Sir Edward Kerrison and
+old Platoff also live there. Passed the remainder
+of this morning lounging about the Boulevard,
+as much amused as on the first day. All
+the fun, crowd, &amp;c., I observe, is confined to the
+right side going up from the Rue Royale; on the
+left there is comparatively nobody, except, perhaps,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_250"></a>[250]</span>
+at the Porte St Denis and St Martin, through
+which (or rather by which) a crowd is continually
+setting, and one is deafened by the importunate
+clamours of fifty cabriolet-drivers, all calling at
+once, <span lang="fr">“Voiture, Monsieur—Voiture?” “St Denis,
+Monsieur?” “Memorency, Monsieur?” “Garges,
+Monsieur?” “Arnouville?”</span> &amp;c. &amp;c. These fellows
+are most active rogues, and their carriages very
+convenient, and far more agreeable than the
+fiacres; and that is the opinion of the public in
+general, I presume, from seeing one fiacre plying
+for ten cabriolets or coucous, or whatever name
+they go by. The coachmen of the former are so
+well aware of this, that they generally are dozing
+on their boxes, giving themselves no trouble in
+looking for customers. Perhaps, however, this
+may arise from their being only servants, whilst
+the others are themselves the proprietors of the
+vehicles they drive. Although conscious that
+these <i lang="fr">portes</i> are in reality triumphal arches, yet I
+never pass them without experiencing something
+of the same feeling with which one would
+view the magnificent bridge built by Philip II.
+over the dry bed of the Manzanares if ignorant
+of the impetuous floods to which that river is
+liable. The Boulevard presented if anything a
+more busy, noisy scene than usual. The Turk I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_251"></a>[251]</span>
+found with an attentive and apparently much interested
+audience, whom he was haranguing with
+vociferations and gesticulations truly astounding.
+In vain I tried to catch the purport of his harangue—the
+curious <i lang="fr">badauds</i> were packed so close,
+and so firmly maintained their ground, that it was
+impossible to approach one inch into the circle.
+I lounged on and admired the beautiful Fontaine
+de Bondy, or de Lions, I know not which it is
+called, but its sheets of falling water are singular,
+and I think it a beautiful fountain. What a
+magnificent air these fountains give to the town!
+How refreshing and delightful is the splashing of
+their waters in warm weather! and oh! the contrast
+presented to them by our conduits, &amp;c.—shapeless
+masses of masonry or brickwork, with
+a brass cock stuck in each side, or mayhap the
+said brass cock protruding from a common wall.</p>
+
+<p>The French are an ingenious people, and contrive
+a thousand curious, uncommon, and often
+admirable devices for opening people’s purses,
+instead of sticking to the unvaried, dismal chant
+of our beggars—although “<i lang="fr">Pour l’amour de Dieu</i>”
+is not uncommon here. Our wretches drive one
+away, but the gentlemen of whom I speak grasp,
+retain, and even squeeze their auditors as one
+would a lemon. Nor do they always assume the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_252"></a>[252]</span>
+repulsive rags, &amp;c., which our beggars think so
+essential to obtain their end. An instance of
+this I frequently meet on the Boulevard St Martin—an
+elderly man, of a grave physiognomy,
+well featured, and of rather a genteel appearance,
+clad in garments somewhat seedy, though fashionably
+cut. This man I stumbled on to-day at the
+corner of the Rue du Temple lecturing on moral
+philosophy. Like the Turk, he had a numerous
+and attentive audience, but, generally speaking,
+composed of a better description of people. To
+a clear, sonorous voice, he added a manner demonstrative
+without being dogmatic, and persuasive
+without betraying doubt of his own
+powers. He defined the motives and rules of
+human actions, and showed that these rules
+are immutable—that we cannot violate them
+with impunity. He then went at some length
+into the morals of the ancients, touched on the
+doctrine of expediency, on the desire of distinction,
+ambition, &amp;c., and very naturally, though
+cautiously, introduced as an illustration Napoleon.
+No one could mistake the sensation produced by
+this magic name—a sensation which, having produced,
+he proceeded to neutralise by gradually
+slipping into the connection between religion and
+morality. I left him explaining the insufficiency<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_253"></a>[253]</span>
+of natural religion, &amp;c. Although this man does
+not beg, there is no doubt he makes a good trade
+of preaching; numerous were the offerings silently
+put into his hand and quietly pocketed without
+once interrupting the thread of his discourse.
+Another actor of the same description is a man
+who usually frequents the northern entrance of
+the Passage Feydeau: an immense power of
+grimace, and amazing execution on the violin,
+are the means by which he gains his daily bread.
+Clad in an old threadbare frock, that once was
+brown, with a pair of enormous spectacles riding
+astride on his prominent nose, he takes his stand
+on the steps at the entrance of the passage. Heels
+close together, body drawn up at attention, and
+with his gaze directed upwards at the window
+of the fourth storey of the opposite house, he
+appears perfectly unconscious of the presence of
+the admiring crowd assembled round him, whilst
+he executes with astonishing justness, feeling,
+and rapidity, the most difficult passages from
+some of the favourite composers of the day—distorting
+his face all the time in a manner so
+wonderfully ludicrous that his really excellent
+music is almost drowned by the uncontrollable
+laughter of the surrounding multitude. These
+are some of the many means employed in this<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_254"></a>[254]</span>
+gay metropolis for extracting coin out of the
+pockets of their fellow-men. Gay, however, as it
+is, misery exists here as well as elsewhere, and I
+shudder even now at the harrowing tale Bell told
+me this morning of suicide, to which he was
+witness a day or two ago. Passing through the
+Place Vendome, he observed several people looking
+anxiously up at the Column of Austerlitz,
+and naturally turning his eyes in the same direction,
+beheld a man in the act of climbing over
+the rails of the gallery, having effected which, he
+deliberately lowered himself down until he hung
+suspended by the arms over the frightful depth
+below. In this position he remained a few seconds,
+perhaps as if repenting him of the rash
+act he was about to perpetrate; but, unable to
+recover the gallery, he eventually let go his hold,
+and was dashed to pieces on the pavement at the
+foot of the column: the very idea is harrowing!</p>
+
+<p>A trait of the times, and a very striking one too,
+which a person meets with at almost every step
+in walking about Paris, is the announcement of the
+change of dynasty—from an empire to a kingdom—exhibited
+in the titles of shops, <i lang="fr">lycées</i>, and every
+other establishment; the old word <i lang="fr">imperiale</i>
+slightly painted over to make way for the more<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_255"></a>[255]</span>
+humble <i lang="fr">royale</i>—<i lang="fr">lycée royale</i>, &amp;c.—which is sometimes
+painted over it, but more frequently by the
+side of it, leaving the former word quite legible
+through the thin daub of paint laid over it. The
+postilions, too, are changing their imperial green
+livery for the royal blue; yet this change goes on
+but slowly, for we still see many of the numerous
+English equipages daily arriving brought in by
+postilions in green livery jackets. In the palaces
+and other public buildings, the letter N was
+abundantly introduced into all the architectural
+decorations, besides the armorial bearings of the
+Emperor: workmen have been some time employed
+effacing or altering all these. Wherever it
+is possible, the obnoxious letter is removed altogether;
+but where that is not the case, which
+happens frequently, it is changed into an H and
+the numeral IV. added. These and many other
+changes incident to the present state give a
+curious aspect to the nation, and afford much
+food for speculation and contemplation. Met my
+old schoolfellow Courtnay Ilbert coming out of
+town, and we rode together to St Denis, where
+his 18-pounder brigade is stationed. On reaching
+home found that M. Fauigny has been here.
+Poor man! he is not likely to get much from
+me.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_256"></a>[256]</span></p>
+
+<p><i>August 9th.</i>—Not quite well this morning, but
+I went to town to meet Hitchins, and make a
+sight-seeing day of it. Accordingly we have
+done pretty well, galloping through the Luxembourg,
+Les Monumens, and wandering over almost
+the whole southern part of Paris. I can’t say,
+however, that this has been to me a day of much
+interest; I prefer a thousand times wandering
+about the town by myself—observing the habits,
+manners, &amp;c., of the people—to all the sight-seeing;
+but I allowed Hitchins to shame me out of
+the idea of leaving Paris without seeing everything.
+Much, however, I fear I shall have to blush for, if
+that be necessary, and amongst others the theatres,
+not one of which have I ever entered yet. The
+Luxembourg is a fine palace, and I like its style
+of architecture much better than that of the Tuileries,
+though it is vilely situated. The gardens
+are much the same—parterres, ponds, ramparts—<i lang="fr">voilà
+tout</i>. The great attractions here are the
+Chamber of Peers, and the Galleries of Rubens,
+Vernet, and of the French Raphael Le Sueur.
+The first I cannot bear, spite of his beautiful colouring
+and well-managed <i lang="it">chiaro-oscuro</i>—allegory
+is my abomination; the pictures of the second
+are more to my taste; but the blue works of the
+French Raphael I could not appreciate. Besides<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_257"></a>[257]</span>
+these, we saw a multitude of other masterpieces;
+and I was particularly pleased at having an
+opportunity of seeing some by David, of whom
+I have heard so much. Here disappointment
+awaited me, and a glance at the “Judgment of
+Brutus” satisfied me—all yellow and glare, and
+extravagant attitudes. Surely the human spine
+would never admit of being doubled in the manner
+of the fainting female introduced in the foreground
+of this picture—a perfect parabola. To
+reach the Chamber of Peers, we passed through a
+grove of orange-trees in boxes, and then mounted
+a very fine staircase ornamented with statues of
+great men, among which two were very spirited—those
+of Condorcet and of General Dessaix, said
+to be likenesses; I had no idea the latter was so
+young. The Chamber itself is a very handsome
+semicircular hall, having the President’s desk in
+the centre of the chord, and those of the members
+round the curve. Beyond this is the Salle de la
+Paix, a very handsome room, the walls of which
+are covered with paintings by David, representing
+the victories of Napoleon, weakly enough hid
+with green baize, and not allowed to be seen.</p>
+
+<p>Of the monuments I have little worth recording.
+Interesting specimens there are of French sculpture
+of every age—all preserved by M. Lenoir from revolutionary<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_258"></a>[258]</span>
+Vandalism. The only thing, however,
+that I remember worth noticing, is the tomb of
+Louis XII. (I think), on which the corpses of himself
+and queen soon after death are laid out: the
+countenance of the king is expressive of great
+suffering. The horrid truth of this sculpture,
+aided by the colour of the marble—so completely
+that of a corpse—leads one to believe that it
+must by some means have been actually copied
+from nature. In a little yard, about twenty feet
+square, and surrounded by the high walls of the
+neighbouring houses, stands the Paraclete. Its
+situation is a sad drawback to the interest one
+might otherwise take in this specimen of ancient
+architecture, for in the history of the Castrato and
+his love I can take none. In wandering about the
+town, amongst other places we stumbled upon
+were the poultry or game market, and that of
+flowers—two opposite extremes. The first is a
+very handsome building on the Quai des Grand
+Augustins, and this being one of the days on
+which the game, &amp;c., arrives, the quantity was
+prodigious; but the smell was more than we
+could stand, and obliged us to a very precipitate
+retreat; so, crossing to the Cité, we rambled on, and
+quite by accident found ourselves in the empire
+of Flora, redolent of mignonette and a thousand<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_259"></a>[259]</span>
+other odoriferous plants, and presenting a <i lang="fr">coup
+d’œil</i> not to be excelled: hortensias and camellias
+appeared quite common. The Parisian flower-sellers
+are adepts in making up nosegays, and, I
+believe, understand using them as the language of
+love like the Turks. Tired with our walk, we
+returned to Hardi’s, where, having made an excellent
+dinner, we separated; and here I am half
+asleep recording the day.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sunday, 13th.</i>—I have been idle as to writing
+since Wednesday, but not so otherwise, having
+been every day in town; in the mean time,
+domestic transactions require some notice. Our
+vineyards are blessed this year with a most extraordinary
+crop of grapes, to secure which from
+marauders I have acceded to M. Bonnemain’s
+petition in behalf of the villagers, and established
+a regular patrol of our men—a precaution certainly
+most necessary, seeing what neighbours
+we have: at Pierrefitte the waggon-train; on the
+other side, bivouacking along the chaussée from
+Garges to St Denis, Jones’s corps of Belgian waggoners,
+five hundred in number, men totally unacquainted
+with the restraints of military discipline,
+with full leisure to meditate mischief, and
+most persevering foragers for their horses, which
+are their own private property; in our rear, at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_260"></a>[260]</span>
+Garges, &amp;c., are our savage and lawless friends of
+Nassau, and some Belgians. So surrounded, vigilance
+becomes absolutely necessary, not only for
+the sake of our villagers, but also for our own; and
+nothing has gained their affections, or united us
+more, than the establishment of this patrol, especially
+since it has taken some prisoners. The
+other day the <i lang="fr">garde champêtre</i> detected soldiers
+stealing along amongst the vines, but not daring
+to go near them himself, hurried into the village
+and reported it to the sergeant-major, Oliphant,
+who lost no time in despatching a corporal and
+four mounted gunners in pursuit. The fellows
+were soon taken and brought in triumph to my
+house, the <i lang="fr">garde champêtre</i> stalking at the head
+of the procession in his cocked-hat and broad
+<i lang="fr">bandoulière</i>, prisoners between the escort—M. le
+Maire and some twenty peasants, making more
+noise with their <i lang="fr">sabots</i> than the iron hoofs of the
+horses, bringing up the rear. The unfortunates
+were Belgians, quite lads, so I held a sort of court-baron
+in my yard, and upon their expressing
+great contrition, and begging a thousand pardons,
+at M. Bonnemain’s request I forgave them, but
+sent the escort to see them home to Garges,
+whence they came. The effect on the villagers
+has been very good—they have all become the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_261"></a>[261]</span>
+most kindly obliging creatures possible, and our
+men are as thick as brothers with them; I trust
+this harmony may continue. I have likewise another
+source of amusement, which makes my residence
+here more agreeable—I have hired a very
+good violin, and bought some music. The offhanded
+liberal manner in which Madame Duhan
+informed me of the hire, and allowed me to take
+away the instrument, stranger as I was to her,
+without any security, surprised me much. I
+rather think none of our musicsellers in London
+would lend even their worst instrument to a
+Frenchman in the same manner. On Thursday
+last I went to see the Bibliothèque Royale, a
+magnificent establishment, and where I passed a
+most delightful morning; it is in the Hotel de
+Colbert, Rue de Richelieu, from which street the
+main entrance opens into a square court surrounded
+by the building, and having in its centre
+a naked statue of Diana in bronze, of fine execution,
+but in my opinion misplaced here.</p>
+
+<p>The library occupies two entire and part of a
+third side of the quadrangle (about 300,000
+volumes), and is on the most liberal footing.
+Any well-dressed person is freely admitted, and
+may range about unobstructed; but he must
+touch nothing. Chairs, tables, pens, and ink, are<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_262"></a>[262]</span>
+there for those who wish to write, and servants,
+in rich liveries of blue and silver lace, are in attendance
+to furnish the books required. These
+people are positively forbidden to accept anything
+from the visitors; and yet no one can be more
+obligingly attentive. In the Cabinet des Medailles
+are many curiosities; amongst the most interesting,
+I thought, were the iron chair of King Dagobert,
+and a silver disc found in the Rhone, and
+supposed to have been the shield of Scipio—I
+don’t know why. Two enormous globes, more
+than 12 feet in diameter, are mounted on the
+ground-floor, and circular apertures have been
+opened in the floor above to admit part of their
+circumference through it. The fourth side of the
+quadrangle is a most delightful lounge; it is the
+Cabinet des Gravures. In this are preserved specimens
+of the works of every artist of every nation—from
+the most ancient period down to the
+present. The collection is immense, and is the
+constant resort of all the artists of the capital, and
+a crowd of picture-loving people. I could pass
+whole days there, so interesting is the collection,
+and so great the facility of using it. This place
+occupied my morning so completely that I had
+barely time to get my <i lang="fr">potage à la julienne</i>, &amp;c.,
+and come home before dark.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_263"></a>[263]</span></p>
+
+<p><i>Friday.</i>—It sounds oddly to an English ear,
+smuggling into a town from the country; but the
+free circulation that exists throughout our country
+is unknown here. Everything is examined at the
+<i lang="fr">barrière</i>. What would our farmers and their wives
+say if they were liable to be stopped at the gate
+of every principal town, and their loads of hay, or
+baskets of eggs, &amp;c., submitted to the scrutiny of
+excisemen? Several loads of hay preceded me
+this morning as I rode through the Faubourg St
+Denis. At the <i lang="fr">barrière</i> the column was halted,
+and as the passage was blocked up, I was obliged
+to wait patiently and see every load as it passed
+in succession probed through and through by the
+officers with long iron skewers, to ascertain that
+nothing was concealed amongst the hay. The
+signs exhibited by the various shops in Paris are
+often quaint and amusing. A description of them
+would fill a volume. The one which calls forth
+this remark struck me as I entered the Palais
+Royal this morning from the Rue Vivienne. I
+don’t well know how to designate the sort of shop
+which exhibits the sign of the “<span lang="fr">Gourmand;</span>” they
+are numerous in this part of the town, and I think
+more nearly resemble our Italian warehouse than
+any other. Here is to be procured every dainty
+that can stimulate the palate—pickles, preserves,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_264"></a>[264]</span>
+hams, tongues, hung-beef, cheese, dried fruits,
+nuts of all sorts, sauces, dried and cured fish,—in
+short, everything. The <i lang="fr">enseigne</i> of this shop
+represents a fat greedy-looking fellow seated at a
+table, under which his legs are spread out. The
+table is covered with every kind of dainty, which,
+whilst discussing a large salmon, he is eagerly
+devouring with the eyes. If the Boulevard is
+amusing for the life and movement it exhibits, so
+is the Palais Royal in a high degree, and to the
+charms of the former it adds that of an endless
+variety of rich and beautiful articles of dress,
+<i lang="fr">vertu</i>, and a number of others, which employ me
+incessantly at the windows. The display of elegant
+little toys in Bobon’s window is scarcely to
+be surpassed—such little beauties of watches,<a id="FNanchor_25" href="#Footnote_25" class="fnanchor">[25]</a>
+not larger than half-a-crown, cases most tastefully
+chased and set in rich pearls; in other shops rich
+and elegant shawls, <i lang="fr">fichus</i>, and silks, of the most
+splendid colours; then jewellery, so much taste
+combined with costliness; then cutlery and works
+in steel, &amp;c. &amp;c.; and not the least amusing, the
+numerous cafés or restaurants. The crowd under
+the arcades is as varied as it is immense. If,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_265"></a>[265]</span>
+on entering from Rue Vivienne, one turns to the
+right, not many paces in that direction will bring
+him in front of the favourite haunt of Austrian
+and Prussian officers. It resembles a great conservatory,
+being all glass, and is in the garden, not
+in the house, whence every refreshment has to be
+brought across the piazza. About 2 or 3 every
+afternoon this is crowded, and it then reminds me
+of a glass bee-hive, from the busy stir within, and
+the facility of observing this from without. The
+celebrated Café aux Milles Colonnes is not far off,
+up-stairs about half-way down the next branch.
+I lounged up to it and was disappointed. A decent
+<i lang="fr">salle</i> enough, which, being everywhere panelled
+with mirrors, the green marble columns are reflected
+so repeatedly as to give some colour to the
+appellation assumed by the establishment. There
+are several rooms; but whether the place is only
+frequented at night on certain days, or that something
+<i lang="fr">fâcheux</i> had occurred, I know not—certain
+it was not in a state to receive company, wherefore
+I made no further advance than to the door,
+and having peeped in, wheeled down-stairs again.
+Amongst other curiosities of Paris I have often
+stood and contemplated the air of importance and
+grave bustle of an establishment unknown to us
+in London, where the operation in question is<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_266"></a>[266]</span>
+performed in a very modest manner in the public
+streets. This morning I walked into the shop of
+a fashionable <i lang="fr">décrotteur</i>, that I might see more
+perfectly all the detail of this most useful business.
+The <i lang="fr">salon</i>, a large room, was lighted by
+numerous windows near the ceiling (these, like
+other artists, affecting a preference for light coming
+from above: thus I have seen many receiving
+it through skylights). The handsomest establishment
+of this kind is in the Passage des Panoramas.
+A certain degree of taste, too, was visible in the
+decorations and arrangement of several large
+mirrors (mirrors are indispensable to a Frenchman).
+A sort of divan, a few feet broad, extended
+nearly round the apartment, on which were many
+gentlemen seated on chairs, gravely reading the
+daily papers; whilst one foot, raised on a sort of
+iron resembling the scraper at a door, was being
+operated on by a journeyman <i lang="fr">décrotteur</i>, who
+rubbed and polished away with most admirable
+despatch and dexterity. In the middle of the
+room stood the master-spirit, superintending the
+active operations of his myrmidons, receiving the
+acknowledgment for services performed, ushering
+the one out of the shop and the other up to the
+divans, conversing with the newly-arrived aspirants,
+and doing the amiable everywhere. A good-looking,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_267"></a>[267]</span>
+well-dressed man this master-shoeblack,
+who might easily be mistaken for a minister.</p>
+
+<p>Disappointment awaits the man who, having
+read or heard the French account of any place
+in France or the French dominions, expects to
+find it realised, or even nearly so. With them
+all is exaggeration and bombast; even the accounts
+of their most respectable and veracious
+writers, in all matters relating to France or the
+French, must be received <i lang="la">cum grano salis</i>.
+Disappointment certainly was mine after reading
+and hearing so much of the several gardens
+(as Frascatin, Tivoli, the Jardins Turc and du
+Prince) when I turned into the latter of these
+two celebrated places in the Boulevard du Temple.
+Certes, I took it <i lang="fr">en déshabillé</i>, for the evening
+and by lamp-light is its hour of triumph, and
+then I am here always. The guide-book speaks of
+“<span lang="fr">un jardin agréable.</span>” What did I find? Certainly
+no garden—a yard (gravelled) divided by hedges
+(such ones as may be expected in a town) into
+several compartments, in which are a few boxes;
+one side bounded by the <i lang="fr">salle</i>, with its usual
+accompaniments—the others, by gables or back
+walls of the neighbouring houses; figure irregular,
+and space very confined. Having nothing fixed
+for Friday, I made a wandering day of it. Up<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_268"></a>[268]</span>
+one gloomy street, down another; at last found
+myself in the Place des Innocens, in which is
+held the principal vegetable-market of Paris. The
+Place is large but gloomy; houses very high, of
+a dark-coloured stone, and in the usual French
+style, windows open, and exhibiting all the
+variety of clothes hanging to dry, flowers, rich
+curtains and common ones, &amp;c. &amp;c., incident to
+buildings inhabited by so many different families.
+The area presented a varied, characteristic, and
+moreover an interesting picture. The whole space
+was covered with large umbrellas, fixed upright
+over the different tables, &amp;c., the convex surfaces
+of which, of all the hues of the rainbow (pink
+predominating), reminded me strongly of the
+<i lang="la">testudo</i> of the ancients. Amidst these arose, to
+the height of some forty or fifty feet, the noble
+Fontaine des Innocens, with its fine <i lang="fr">nappes d’eau</i>.
+Not only the Marché itself, but the Rue de la
+Ferronnerie, and several adjacent ones, seem quite
+the focus of business, such stir and bustle do they
+present. The profusion of fruits and vegetables
+in this market is remarkable, more particularly
+when it is remembered that not only Paris itself,
+but also the whole neighbouring country, is
+occupied by countless hosts of foreigners. The
+old ladies, seated under their immense umbrellas<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_269"></a>[269]</span>
+(formed generally of alternate pink and white
+breadths), or stumping about in their <i lang="fr">sabots</i>, give
+a very animated air to this scene, which, however,
+is rendered less pleasing from the overpowering
+smell of decayed and decaying vegetable
+matter profusely strewed over the pavement. It
+is an amusing place this Marché, and although
+only now mentioned, I have visited it more than
+once. Besides this, there are numerous other
+markets in different parts of the town, the neatest
+of which, and one that I always have pleasure in
+passing through, because always clean, is the
+Marché des Jacobins, off the Rue St Honoré, and
+not far from the Place Vendome. Speaking of
+these markets reminds me of the Abattoir de
+Montmartre, which I frequently pass in my way
+in or out of town, one of several buildings in
+different quarters destined for the slaughter of
+cattle—a most excellent arrangement, since the
+blood and filth which usually pollute the kennels
+in the neighbourhood of our slaughter-houses, the
+disgusting stench arising from them, and the consequent
+deterioration and unhealthiness of the
+surrounding atmosphere, are completely obviated.</p>
+
+<p>Yesterday (Saturday) I devoted to another
+visit to the Louvre and its interesting collections.
+What crowds of English and other foreigners!<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_270"></a>[270]</span>
+The gallery of pictures exhibits just now a new
+feature—French and other artists, with their
+easels, &amp;c., busily employed copying many of the
+pictures of which they are soon to be deprived.
+Among them, working with the utmost composure,
+were two or three women. But women mix themselves
+up in every transaction in this country—even
+in war, as has been illustrated in the formation
+of our Amazonian battalion at Stain. Somehow
+or another the statues have more attraction
+for me than the pictures. The <i lang="fr">salles</i> are less
+crowded than the gallery, consequently one is
+quieter and more at liberty to contemplate these
+admirable sculptures at leisure. The naming of
+these, however, appears to me very gratuitous,
+and I much doubt whether one half of those in
+the catalogues are properly designated. Faun is
+a very vague term. What absorbing reflections
+arise in the mind whilst wandering amongst this
+collection of cold marble stones! Even when, as
+has happened occasionally, I have been the only
+individual in the vast apartment, it has been
+hard to fancy myself alone, so surrounded by
+beauteous forms, amongst which such perfect
+harmony of expression reigns—not an attitude
+or gesture amongst them but what is ease and
+elegance; nothing constrained, nothing proud,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_271"></a>[271]</span>
+forced, or unnatural; in all, passion, emotion, repose
+and tranquillity, love, anger, joy, sorrow—all,
+all expressed by these marble stones in language
+not to be misunderstood. How powerful is the
+imagination! These forms address themselves
+peculiarly to it. Some excite a train of thought
+associated intimately, I might say inseparably,
+with historical recollections; others, again, are
+associated with sensations of voluptuousness,
+which, however repressed, cannot be excluded
+entirely—beautiful rounded forms associated with
+our sense of feeling, and conveying to the too
+ready imagination ideas of softness and elasticity.
+How much more we should appreciate these
+splendid specimens of human skill and conception,
+could we contemplate them separately and
+alone, instead of thus jumbled together and in
+public. In the Salle d’Apollon, however, I think
+this inimitable statue rather favoured by his company,
+amongst which are several Egyptian statues,
+the constrained positions of which—knees pressed
+together, arms hanging straight down by the
+side, stiff draperies, and angular ornaments—contrast
+strikingly with the elegant contour and graceful
+attitude of this masterpiece by an unknown
+hand. In this same <i lang="fr">salle</i> are two chairs in beautiful
+<i lang="fr">rouge</i> antique, both of them found in the Roman<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_272"></a>[272]</span>
+baths, and said to have been used in the middle
+ages at the inauguration of the Popes. Pius VI.
+restored them to the Museum of the Vatican as
+antiques, and thence they came here.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot admire the coloured walls of these
+<i lang="fr">salles</i>: there is something in them that does not
+accord with the severity of statuary, and it struck
+me that one uniform tint, perhaps maroon, would
+considerably enhance the <i lang="fr">éclat</i> of these fine statues.
+Nor do I admire these imitations of nature
+being perched upon pedestals: were the Venus,
+for instance, placed on the floor, or on a low platform
+as the Apollo is, I think it would add considerably
+to her interest. Every visit to this
+splendid collection adds to my wonder and admiration,
+and I returned yesterday evening with
+my mind full of enthusiasm for the science which
+could so nobly conceive, and the art which could
+so skilfully execute, these exquisite productions of
+the chisel.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_273"></a>[273]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent">I believe in a former part of this journal I noticed
+a chateau belonging to an Admiral Rosily.
+It is situated quite at the extremity, or rather
+beyond the village, on the road to Garges, and
+therefore so far out of the way that, except to
+visit the stables (for we have a detachment in it),
+I never have paid any attention to it, and suffered
+the people to do as they please. On my return
+yesterday evening from Paris I found the following
+letter:—</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot" lang="fr">
+<p class="right">
+“<i>Ce 11 Août 1815.</i><br>
+</p>
+
+<p>“<span class="smcap">Monsieur le Commandant</span>,—J’apprends que
+vous faites mettre des chevaux chez moi. Le Duc
+de Wellington connoit les destructions qu’on a
+causé dans ma maison, il avoit bien voulu même
+me donner une sauve garde, qui n’a plus en lieu<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_274"></a>[274]</span>
+depuis que le regiment de Lord Portarlington est
+parti pour Amiens.</p>
+
+<p>“Je vous prie seulement, que les hommes qui
+ont soin des chevaux n’entrent point dans mon
+jardin, et respectent ma propriété.—J’ai l’honneur
+d’être, Monsieur le Commandant, votre serviteur,</p>
+
+<p class="right">
+“<span class="smcap">L’Amiral Comte de Rosily</span>.”<br>
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The Admiral has taken a much more efficacious
+way of preserving his property in thus committing
+it to my care instead of making a complaint
+to the Duke, and certainly a more gentlemanly
+one. I walked down to it this afternoon, and
+was surprised to find a spacious, well-kept, and
+most productive garden, enclosed by a high wall,
+one side of which runs along the side of the road
+to Garges, and the other along the lane leading up
+to the village. The house is large, but its exterior
+not handsome; some fine rooms within, but
+every scrap of furniture had been removed before
+our arrival. In the rear, all the offices carefully
+numbered, and their names and uses painted in
+large letters on the doors, “<i lang="fr">vacherie</i>,” “<i lang="fr">laitérie</i>,”
+&amp;c. &amp;c. Our men have behaved well and destroyed
+nothing, and the produce of the garden
+has suffered little, the officer of the division
+having preserved it for himself. I have given<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_275"></a>[275]</span>
+directions which no doubt will leave the Admiral
+no room to repent of the step he has
+taken, although it is not possible to remove the
+men and horses.</p>
+
+<p>The Duke, it seems, continues to bear malice.
+I cantered up this morning to Paris, and called
+on Sir G. Wood to beg him to forward my application
+for two months’ leave of absence, which
+he declined doing, as he said it would not be
+prudent just now “<em>to remind the Duke of me in
+any way</em>.” Rather hard and unjust this!</p>
+
+<p>In the anteroom, at the Rue de Richelieu (Sir
+George’s quarter) I met Captain Light (Bull-dog,
+as he was called at the academy). He is just returning
+from Egypt, where he has been travelling,
+and tells me that he ascended the Nile farther
+than any one yet. All the honour and glory
+attending his expedition he would have gladly
+exchanged for that of having served the campaign
+with us. He much blamed himself for not
+having done so. Sir George wanted me to stay
+and dine, but I begged off.</p>
+
+<p><i>16th.</i>—The vengeance of the Duke has at last
+fallen on the 5th Division, and it must be confessed
+they deserve it, having ruined one of the
+prettiest villages and some of the most charming
+villas in the neighbourhood of Paris. It is said<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_276"></a>[276]</span>
+that damages are laid at £5000, and that the Duke
+has ordered it to be paid. There is, however, no
+depending on reports, everything is sure to be so
+much exaggerated. Nothing else to-day, except
+that I took my usual ride into Paris, where I
+lounged away the time principally in shopping, &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p><i>20th.</i>—I can hardly tell how, but true it is
+that my time for writing is wonderfully curtailed,
+although in reality I have so little to do. The
+journeys to and from town occupy much time; and
+now that we are, as it were, settled, people have
+taken to visiting, so that we have frequently
+dinner company, which forbids all attempts at
+nocturnal writing. Sunday is my quietest day
+in general, although not always. To-day I passed
+my morning in strolling about the park of the
+chateau, the village, &amp;c. Our scenery is too flat
+to be very pretty, although the chaussées on either
+side of us, with their fine elms, are noble avenues.
+These are the roads from Pierrefitte and Garges,
+which unite near St Denis. There are several
+spots in the park affording interesting peeps in
+the direction of Paris. Having a clump of picturesque
+trees in the immediate foreground, the
+level verdant carpet stretches away until bounded
+by the rich masses of foliage of elms bordering
+the chaussée, above which tower the light spires<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_277"></a>[277]</span>
+of the Abbey of St Denis; farther on, an opening
+in the avenue allows the eye to range over
+the naked plain of St Denis, bounded in the
+extreme distance by the heights of Montmartre
+and Belleville, with the dome of St Genevieve
+rearing itself in the gap between. Except such
+peeps, our view is everywhere confined by the foliage
+and the rising ground extending all round
+our rear from Garges to Pierrefitte. Water, or
+the want of it rather, is a great drawback on
+the scenery about the district: true, there are
+two or three muddy rivulets, such as the Rouillon,
+La Vieille Mer, Crouy, &amp;c., but they are too
+insignificant and too much encased to aid in any
+way the scenery.</p>
+
+<p>Yesterday, when I called at the Hotel du
+Nord, I was surprised at meeting Lady Frazer,
+her brother, and two sisters (Dr James and the
+Misses Lind).</p>
+
+<p>The festival of our patron saint was celebrated
+last Thursday with much merriment and conviviality,
+and it was very pleasing to see the
+familiar and confident manner in which our
+people mingled in the amusements of the day,
+and the cordiality with which they were treated
+by the villagers.</p>
+
+<p>The favourite (indeed, the principal) game played<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_278"></a>[278]</span>
+by the young men was one resembling our trap-ball,
+with this difference, that instead of a trap,
+the ball was made to rebound from a large sieve
+placed on the ground, and propped upon one
+side so as to present an inclined surface. In the
+evening a most animated dance was kept up in
+the park until a comparatively late hour.</p>
+
+<p>Angélique was the distinguished belle of the
+evening, and by far the best (as she was the
+stoutest) <i lang="fr">danseuse</i>, although they all dance well.
+As I saw her swinging through the figure, “Cutty-sark”
+came forcibly to my recollection, and
+mentally I exclaimed “weel done,” &amp;c. We were
+at mess when M. Bonnemain called to announce
+that all was ready, but that he had forbidden the
+commencing until the sanction of M. le Commandant
+was obtained.</p>
+
+<p>This is of a piece with his whole conduct now:
+everything that passes in the village I am made
+acquainted with; he has even confided to me
+several important family secrets;—in short, on
+every affair, even of the<ins class="corr" id="tn-278" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'slighest'">
+slightest</ins> moment, M. le Commandant is consulted. Moreover, M. Bonnemain
+pays me a regular visit at ten every morning
+to know my pleasure for the day. Several
+ridiculous petitions to the Duke (all of which he
+attends to) have been suppressed, and the complainants<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_279"></a>[279]</span>
+brought before me. But this is out of
+fashion; at present nobody thinks of complaining;
+we are all too good friends for that. Nor
+is this all: I begin to have hopes that my
+Fauigny affair has at last obtained a proper hearing,
+since an officer sent by Sir Edward Barnes
+came down to inquire how matters stand, and
+whether I have as yet paid any of the money.</p>
+
+<p><i>August 21st.</i>—Called at Rue de Richelieu this
+morning to learn from Sir George Wood what is
+in the wind, but he knew nothing about it.<a id="FNanchor_26" href="#Footnote_26" class="fnanchor">[26]</a></p>
+
+<p><i>August 26th.</i>—I find an undoubted communication
+from Sir George Wood’s major of brigade
+(Captain Baynes, R.A.), informing me that the
+Fauigny (or lead) affair had assumed a more
+favourable appearance, and that Sir George desired
+I would take no further steps in it until I
+heard again from him. This is established; but<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_280"></a>[280]</span>
+then follow some contradictions which I cannot
+reconcile, and must therefore note them down as
+they are, rather than lose them altogether. M.
+Fauigny, quite elated at the attention paid to his
+first complaint, had employed an appraiser, or
+some such person, to draw up a complete estimate
+of furniture destroyed, and every sort of damage
+done to the chateau, with which he again waited
+on the Duke, in the hope that all would be ordered
+to be paid as before. This time, however,
+he was unfortunate in arriving just as the Duke
+dismounted, in a very ill humour, at his residence
+in the Elysée Bourbon. With true French effrontery,
+M. Fauigny followed his Grace up the grand
+staircase. Arrived at the landing, the Duke, probably
+observing him for the first time, turned
+sharply, demanding, “What the devil do you
+want, sir?” Nothing daunted by this rough
+address, M. Fauigny mentioned his subject in
+a few words, presenting at the same time his
+<em>bill</em>, instead of taking which, the Duke, turning
+hastily away, in his usual rough manner, exclaimed
+to his aide-de-camp, “Pooh!—kick the rascal
+down-stairs!” Such is the story as I got it—whether
+exactly true or not is more than I can
+now decide; but this much is certain, that Sir
+Edward Barnes immediately communicated to Sir<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_281"></a>[281]</span>
+George Wood M. Fauigny’s discomfiture, adding,
+“Send word of this to your friend Captain Mercer,
+and let him do as he pleases about the lead.”</p>
+
+<p>As I had been anxious for some time to get
+leave and go to England, I find by the same
+memorandum that I went that same day to
+ask Sir George to make an application for me,
+which, however, he would not do, telling me that
+the Duke had refused leave (and very angrily) to
+Captain Cleeve of the German Legion Artillery,
+though summoned to his father’s deathbed. That
+I eventually escaped paying a heavy sum of
+money for depredations committed by others, is
+not attributable to the Duke of Wellington’s
+sense of justice, but to the irritability of his
+temper. An officer holding a command in his
+army (particularly of cavalry or artillery) was in
+constant jeopardy—constantly struggling to reconcile
+two contradictions: 1st, to conciliate the
+natives, and thus prevent complaints; and 2d,
+to keep his men comfortable and horses <em>fat</em> (that
+is the word), which could only be done at the
+expense of the natives. These, encouraged by
+the Duke’s orders, proclamations, &amp;c., were never
+backward in complaining—indeed, they soon became
+insufferably insolent: and whilst affecting
+to admire and praise the <em>grand Vellangton</em>, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_282"></a>[282]</span>
+draw comparisons between him and Blucher and
+his Prussian <em>thieves</em> (for so they invariably termed
+them)—“<i lang="fr">voleurs Prussiens</i>”—they in reality
+laughed at us; whilst even the private soldiers of
+the Prussian army were (to their face, at least)
+treated with the most reverential deference. A
+sad contrast there was between our relative situations.
+As for gratitude, the wretches have not
+one grain of it. Many actually imagine that
+motives of fear have induced the Duke to adopt
+this (to them) strange line of conduct.</p>
+
+<p>However severe his Grace may be in this respect,
+he is easy and indulgent in another which
+materially concerns our comfort—I mean dress.
+Every one pleases his fancy in the selection of his
+costume—some wear plain clothes; others, though
+in uniform (I speak of visiting and walking about
+Paris), choose to be unencumbered with sword or
+sash. Many cavalry men, &amp;c., like, in this hot
+weather, to go with jackets open, with white or
+fancy waistcoats, &amp;c. Some wear mustaches,
+others beards; others, again, both beard and
+mustaches. A neglect of military uniformity so
+striking, and so much in contrast with the precision
+and strictness of costume observed by all the
+other armies, could not but be noticed. Accordingly,
+it is said, one of the monarchs (Emperor<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_283"></a>[283]</span>
+Alexander, I have heard) made an observation on
+the subject to the Duke, who, feeling himself called
+on to do something, gave out a general order on
+the subject, in which he directed that all officers
+of the British army appearing in the streets of
+Paris should be dressed either wholly in plain
+clothes or in the strict uniform of their corps.
+No doubt which was chosen. There is another
+general order of the Duke’s quoted, and the cause
+of it—for which, however, I do not vouch, having
+never seen it. The story is this: An English
+officer, walking on the Boulevard, was rudely
+pushed off the path by a French gentleman, whom
+the Englishman immediately knocked down.
+The person so treated happened to be a marshal;
+and he, without loss of time, complained to the
+Duke, though unable to identify his man. His
+Grace in consequence issued a general order commenting
+on the outrage offered to a person of
+such high distinction, and winding up with desiring
+that British officers would in future abstain
+from beating marshals of France, &amp;c. But I
+have digressed from the thread of my discourse,
+to which I must return, and endeavour to render
+it as connected as my disjointed records, aided by
+memory, will admit of.</p>
+
+<p>After leaving Sir G. Wood’s, I find no notice<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_284"></a>[284]</span>
+of further transactions until the evening, when,
+accompanied by Ambrose (our troop surgeon), I set
+off to ride home by the Rue de St Denis and La
+Chapelle. Returning through La Chapelle accompanied
+by Ambrose, a fellow sitting on his cart
+drove against him. Ambrose’s temper is rather
+peppery, and he repaid the affront by a cut across
+the shoulders with his horse-whip. The carter,
+standing up in his cart, fell furiously on Ambrose
+in return with his whip, and a regular battle ensued,
+Ambrose trying to mount the cart, the other
+keeping him down and flogging him. In a twinkling
+a crowd assembled, and from reviling soon
+came to active operations; but I rode round the
+cart and prevented interference. At last they
+began to throw stones. This was too much. I
+drew my sword and charged in all directions,
+everywhere scattering the wretches like chaff, and
+thus kept the cowardly herd at bay until Ambrose
+succeeded in mounting the cart and breaking the
+fellow’s whip over his own back, when, the crowd
+becoming very serious, he jumped on his horse,
+and we made our retreat, not, however, without
+showers of stones, none of which touched us, and
+being obliged two or three times to turn on our
+persecutors, who followed us some distance. At
+last we effected our retreat.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_285"></a>[285]</span></p>
+
+<p><i>31st.</i>—Review of the Russian Guards, &amp;c.
+They were formed as usual along the Neuilly
+Road, and had the saluting-point in the Place
+Louis Quinze. A finer body of men can scarcely
+be imagined; but to me their padded breasts and
+waspish waists appeared preposterous. The cuirassiers
+were also very fine men, well mounted,
+and neatly and serviceably equipped. I was fortunate
+enough to wedge myself into the very middle
+of the Imperial <i lang="fr">cortège</i>. The Emperor of Austria
+received the salutes, and I was immediately behind
+his Imperial Majesty—on whose right was
+our Duke with his blue ribbon on, and all round
+about were princes, marshals, generals—all the
+mighty and distinguished of Europe. The Emperor
+of Russia himself gave the word of command,
+marched past at the head of the column, and saluted.
+The Prussian monarch took the command
+of a regiment of which he is colonel, and likewise
+marched past. When Alexander wheeled round
+after passing, and joined our group, he saluted
+Prince Schwartzenberg with a slap on the thigh,
+his countenance lighted up by his customary good-humoured
+smile. The proud Austrian bowed in
+acknowledgment of the honour done him; but
+as he cast his eye over his shoulder and met mine
+fixed on him, a frown soon chased away the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_286"></a>[286]</span>
+forced unmeaning smile still lingering round his
+mouth, and it required no conjuror to see that he
+did not admire being treated so familiarly. The
+greatest good-humour and cheerfulness seemed to
+reign amongst this group of sovereigns, sovereign
+princes, and renowned chiefs; and that intuitive
+awe which little people always experience in such
+company, began to give way to confidence and
+a feeling of delight at mingling thus intimately,
+as it were, with those hitherto to me historical
+characters, on whose faith depend the destinies
+of Europe. My next neighbour, a man of high
+rank—general, or what not—might have been a
+Czernicheff, Wittgenstein, or some other celebrated
+man; he wore a Russian uniform, and was covered
+with decorations. As he spoke French fluently
+(what Russian does not?), and seemed an honest-hearted
+man, free from vanity, we soon got into
+conversation, spite of my shabby old pelisse.
+Never was I more astonished than when, in
+answer to my question who the smart-looking
+lancers were who kept the ground, he replied
+“Cossacks.” A very fine set of tall, handsome,
+genteel-looking young men, faces exhibiting
+<ins class="corr" id="tn-286" title="Transcriber’s Note—Original text: 'a a '">
+a </ins>delicate pink and white complexion fit for a
+lady, quite undefiled by beard or mustache;
+dressed in scarlet jackets without any lace, fitting<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_287"></a>[287]</span>
+like stays; large blue-green overalls, with a broad
+red stripe, and, as usual, the waist drawn into the
+capacity of a decent grasp; their arms a sabre,
+brace of pistols stuck in their waist-belt, and a
+long red-shafted lance without the pennon; small
+rough horses—not of a piece with the delicate
+man and the quality of his equipment. The
+cuirassiers wore black-varnished cuirasses; and
+one regiment was entirely mounted on beautiful
+isabels, or cream-coloured horses. But the horse-artillery,
+as <i lang="fr">en régle</i>, attracted my most particular
+attention. These, as far as men and horses went,
+appeared most efficient: the men stout, of active
+make, and not too tall; their dress smart, though
+exceedingly plain—dark-green; their equipment,
+arms, and horse appointments all of the same description—plain,
+substantially good, and sufficiently
+neat, without anything superfluous. The
+gunners’ horses were stoutly-made serviceable
+animals; but the draught-horses (which seemed
+an anomaly, though they know best) were much
+smaller—and such little wild-looking beauties as
+one would be proud to show off in Hyde Park, or
+down Bond Street. The worst part of the whole
+were the guns and carriages—the former of very
+light calibre, and polished like brass candlesticks
+(not above 3-pounders, I should think); the latter<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_288"></a>[288]</span>
+very low, light, and painted bright green, looking
+more like toys than service articles. To these the
+horses were harnessed three abreast; the outer one
+on the off side, more for show than use, prancing
+along with the neck bent outward in the true
+classical position, to which it was confined by a
+side rein. The effect of this, as far as appearance
+goes, is certainly good. My friend the general,
+pointing out these pretty horses with an air of
+triumph that led me to suspect him of being in
+the corps, assured me that they had been almost
+incessantly on the march ever since the retreat of
+the French from Moscow. They were with the
+pursuing force, took their share of the campaign
+in Saxony 1813, advanced to Paris in ’14. When
+the Russians retired, these little animals had drawn
+the guns back again, and had actually arrived on
+the banks of the Vistula (I think he said), when
+they were countermanded, and had now arrived a
+second time in Paris. Is not this quite astonishing?
+I could well enter into the feeling of satisfaction
+and complacency with which he begged
+my opinion as to their appearance, and unhesitatingly
+gratified him with my unqualified admiration
+of them. How could it be otherwise! They
+were round as barrels, sleek-coated, and full of
+life and spirit—in short, they were so beautiful<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_289"></a>[289]</span>
+that the thing looked more like a showy toy than
+what had for two years been incessantly in the
+field. The review over, I called on Sir Edward
+Barnes and asked his intercession with the Duke
+to obtain my leave, which he readily promised;
+so I adjourned to No. 36 Rue Mont Blanc, had
+some chat with Bell, heard his fair young hostess
+play the “<span lang="fr">Exile</span>” again, and returned to my
+dominions.</p>
+
+<p><i>September 2d.</i>—Care less about Paris than I
+did, and stay more at home. The parapet of the
+bridge becomes again my smoking lounge.</p>
+
+<p><i>7th.</i>—This morning I received the long-wished-for
+leave of absence for two months; and wishing
+to start immediately, Ambrose and I rode up to
+town to take my place in the diligence for Calais.
+The Bureau des Diligence is in the Cour des
+Messageries, Rue Nôtre Dame de la Victoire—an
+establishment of which I had before no conception.
+The court is very large; there are several
+offices for different coaches; but what surprised
+me most was the parade of those heavy dismal-looking
+machines—I think there must have been
+fifty drawn up round the court. For Calais there
+was no room, therefore I have taken my places—one
+inside for self, one in the cabriolet for William—in
+the Amiens diligence, which starts to-morrow<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_290"></a>[290]</span>
+morning at five o’clock. The seats
+inside, &amp;c., are not left as with us to the first
+comer, &amp;c. On paying my fare I received a ticket
+with the number of my seat on it, which will be
+respected until I am taken up at St Denis, where
+they expect to be by six o’clock.</p>
+
+<p>I know not whether the feeling be common to
+others, but I never leave a place where I have
+tarried ever so short a time without regret; accordingly
+my approaching departure has imparted
+a tinge of melancholy that I cannot shake off.
+Latterly I have been tolerably comfortable here;
+have got reconciled to my house; acquainted
+with the inhabitants; into a certain routine of
+amusements and occupations. The weather had
+been generally fine, though hot; and everything
+had begun to assume a hue <i lang="fr">couleur de rose</i>: no
+wonder, then, that a slight cloud should interfere
+to alloy in some degree the joy at returning to
+all most dear to me.</p>
+
+<p><i>White Horse Cellar, Piccadilly, September
+13th.</i>—Here I arrived last night, and having
+neither time nor inclination to write during my
+journey, must note down occurrences now as well
+as I can recollect them before I start for Farringdon;
+the which done, adieu to pens, ink,
+and paper—at least for a time.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_291"></a>[291]</span></p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the 8th inst. I was punctually
+standing on the <i lang="fr">trottoir</i> in front of a villanous
+<i lang="fr">tabagie</i> in St Denis at six o’clock, William
+and my portmanteau beside me. The house was
+full of drunken, and therefore insolent, Flemish
+waggoners, and I had no inclination to enter.
+Our Noah’s Ark did not keep me long waiting
+for its arrival, although it tarried sufficiently
+when it did come.</p>
+
+<p>M. le Conducteur, a little man, but a most
+important one, wrapped in a brown greatcoat, a
+silk handkerchief round his throat, and his head
+covered by one of those grey linen forage-caps,
+descended from his airy perch on the roof with
+great gravity, and pulling out his way-bill, demanded
+of the <i lang="fr">cabaretier</i> where was the English
+Monsieur who was to be taken up at St Denis.
+I presented myself. The little man, scrutinising
+me from head to foot, <span lang="fr">“Vous avez un portmanteau,
+monsieur?” “Oui, monsieur.” “Où se
+trouvé-t-il donc?” “Le voilà, monsieur.” “<i>Le
+voilà?—quoi ceci?</i>” “Oui.” “Et vous appelez
+ceci un portmanteau? Sacre Dieu! mais
+c’est une malle que ça! Elle ne montera pas sur
+la diligence!”</span> looking up at the insides, who had
+thrust their heads out of the window on hearing
+the row. “<span lang="fr">Sacre Dieu! cela <i>un portmanteau</i>!</span>”<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_292"></a>[292]</span>
+and he began to swagger and fume and pester
+among the <em>saboted</em>, greasy night-capped gentry
+who stood by, enjoying exceedingly having a
+John Bull on the horns of a dilemma.</p>
+
+<p>According to our English acceptation of the
+term, my baggage was literally a large portmanteau;
+but the passengers within gave me to understand
+that Monsieur le Conducteur was perfectly
+right, and that I had better try to conciliate him
+instead of insisting. I took their advice, and my
+<i lang="fr">malle</i> became a portmanteau, under which title
+alone it was admissible on the diligence, according
+to the laws and ordinances of La Cour des Messageries.
+I got inside, William mounted the
+cabriolet, and I bade adieu to St Denis—at all
+events for two months. I was agreeably surprised
+at finding the diligence such a comfortable conveyance;
+well padded and well hung, we rolled
+along most agreeably, though only at the rate of
+six miles per hour. My companions inside were—an
+elderly lady, very taciturn but very amiable;
+a young one about five-and-twenty, handsome,
+lively, chatty, and very shrewd—she talked for
+both; a good, honest, little man, who kept some
+sort of magazine in Paris; a young lad, clerk in
+some counting-house; and an officer of our own
+Rifles. We had not reached Pierrefitte ere<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_293"></a>[293]</span>
+Mademoiselle had managed to introduce us all
+to each other in such a manner that formality
+was banished, and we were the best friends possible—laughing,
+joking, quizzing each other or
+the <i lang="fr">paysans</i>; nothing could be happier.</p>
+
+<p>At Luzarches, a capital breakfast, and as much
+time as we pleased to take it in—M. le Conducteur
+all suavity and amiability. Our lively little
+friend kept up such an animated conversation
+that I saw only just enough of the country we
+were passing through to remark that it became
+much prettier and more picturesque as we approached
+Clermont, where the diligence stopped
+for dinner. M. le Conducteur took the head of
+the table, and our party was increased by a <i lang="fr">soi-disant</i>,
+or <i lang="fr">soi-pensant</i>, humorist of the <i lang="fr">gendarmerie</i>,
+who, seating himself <i lang="fr">sans cérémonie</i>, fell
+to, tooth and nail, as if he had not touched food
+for a week. This, however, did not much interrupt
+the display of wit, which principally was
+aimed at the cookery and dishes served up. A
+fricassee of rabbit he vowed he would on no
+account touch unless Madame produced <i lang="fr">les pattes</i>,
+since, as he solemnly assured us, they frequently
+served fricasseed cats instead. Madame did not,
+however, produce <i lang="fr">les pattes</i>, and although none
+of us touched it, the dish in a few minutes was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_294"></a>[294]</span>
+cleared of its contents. This fellow reminded me
+strongly of the parasite in Gil Blas, and, his adulations
+being entirely addressed to our little vain
+conducteur, I set him down as the “<span lang="it">Antorcha de
+la Filosofia!</span>”—maybe our hero always dined with
+the passengers <i lang="fr">par ordre et pour l’espionage</i>.
+Here, as at Luzarches, no <i lang="fr">empressement</i> was betrayed:
+the diligence stood passively at the door
+without horse, without even an hostler visible;
+the ladies retired to a <i lang="fr">chambre</i>; so the Rifleman
+and I agreed to walk on, which resolve we communicated
+to M. le Conducteur, who assented, and
+off we set. At the end of the town two roads
+appeared, one running straight along the valley,
+the other crossing the bridge to the right, then ran
+rump-fashion up the other side of the valley, divergingly
+from the former—and this road was our
+proper one; but, without condescending to ask a
+question, we very sagaciously chose the other, and
+had already proceeded some hundred yards along
+it, when fortunately (no hedges intervened—the
+valley was all grass, a rivulet running through
+the middle of it) we saw our lumbering vehicle
+slowly ascending the opposite hill. The distance
+that separated us from it was not great, and
+we shouted to M. le Conducteur to wait for us;
+but neither he nor the coachman heard us, and,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_295"></a>[295]</span>
+being ignorant of the nature of the rivulet, after a
+moment’s hesitation we decided our most prudent
+plan was to run back to the bridge, &amp;c. This
+we immediately did; but although both of us
+were pretty active runners, we should have been
+left behind at last had we not luckily met a miller
+coming down on horseback. Him and his sacks
+we dismounted <i lang="fr">sans cérémonie</i>, for the diligence,
+having now arrived at the summit, had commenced
+its jog-trot. Mounting the animal, I pursued as
+fast as the end of the halter could persuade my
+beast to move, and after a long chase succeeded
+at length in bringing the vehicle to. Our companions,
+especially the young dame, or demoiselle,
+had a hearty laugh at our expense, and so
+had our miller, for he grinned from ear to ear
+when the silver recompense (never expected)
+touched his palm, and he was still grinning and
+bowing when we looked back as the diligence
+drove on. It was about eleven at night when we
+reached the <i lang="fr">barrière</i> of Amiens, and I had been
+some time asleep. A bright light presented to
+my eyes caused me to start up in surprise, and at
+first it was difficult to imagine where I was, until
+I perceived the uniform of a <i lang="fr">gendarmerie</i>, who,
+after reconnoitring us by holding the lantern to
+our faces, very quietly demanded something for<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_296"></a>[296]</span>
+his trouble. Angry at such a humiliating operation,
+the Rifleman and I sent him to the devil;
+but our companions, whilst opening their own
+purses, made it so clear to us that the fellow had
+been extremely civil where he might have been
+extremely troublesome, that we concluded by
+doing in Rome, &amp;c. &amp;c.; and away we rumbled
+over the jolting pavement, and through a series
+of dark narrow streets, until at last we drove into
+the yard of the Hotel d’Angleterre, as dark and
+deserted as the streets themselves. Hostlers, however,
+were soon forthcoming, the horses changed,
+my <i lang="fr">malle</i> handed down, and William and myself
+left standing in the middle of the yard wondering
+what was to become of us. After a little hesitation,
+one of the hostlers condescended to direct us
+to the door of the house ere he retired, and after
+a good deal of knocking at that we succeeded in
+rousing an old fellow—whose duty I suppose it
+was to sit up for the diligence—who showed me
+into a large room, with a bed in one corner; and
+at my request for supper brought me a couple of
+cold widgeons, which I soon discussed, and jumped
+into an excellent bed.</p>
+
+<p><i>9th.</i>—In a dilemma; no conveyance forward
+but posting. Did not exactly believe this, and
+therefore inquired from <i lang="fr">auberge</i> to <i lang="fr">auberge</i>, until<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_297"></a>[297]</span>
+at last I discovered that a sort of caravan started
+every morning at nine o’clock from the * * * for
+Abbeville. This would be getting on, therefore I
+lost no time in securing my places. Having risen
+early, I passed the intervening time in visiting
+some of our people stationed here—younger
+M’Donald’s troop, also 1st Regiment of Dragoons,
+K.G.L. Him I found in an excellent lodging.
+Our caravan was a curious machine, very
+much down by the stern, otherwise resembling a
+small house on wheels. William and a woman
+got into the <i lang="fr">fond de la voiture</i>, whilst I occupied
+the front seat, in company with a neat, dapper,
+little, big-bellied man, wearing a very smart forage-cap,
+and speaking a very little English. We
+travelled very slowly, and made a long halt at
+Flixcourt (pronounced <em>Fleeshcour</em>)—nevertheless,
+to my great joy, we reached Abbeville by two
+o’clock. I found here the 13th Light Dragoons
+and my old troop G; called on Lieutenant
+Leathes; dined at the Hotel de Londres, a very
+inferior house. Here I hired a cabriolet to take
+us forward to Calais for five napoleons. From
+the first I set my <i lang="fr">voiturier</i> down as a scoundrel,
+from his physiognomy, and the event proved me
+a sound judge. The bargain struck, he tried all
+sorts of shifts and excuses, in the hope, as I discovered,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_298"></a>[298]</span>
+of associating some other traveller with
+me. As soon as I made the discovery, I insisted
+on his starting instantly, and after some difficulty
+at last got him fairly on the road. It proved a
+very tedious mode of travelling this; he did not
+choose to hurry his horse, was continually stopping,
+and more uncivil in his manner than I
+thought a true Frenchman could be. The motion
+of the carriage was very disagreeable—sometimes
+too heavy before, sometimes behind; and at times
+it became necessary to put a great stone behind
+to relieve the poor horse of the weight. A sort of
+commercial traveller (bagman), who overtook us
+as we slowly crept up hill near Montreuil thus
+loaded, facetiously remarked, “<span lang="fr">Ah, monsieur,
+vous chargez des pierres, donc!</span>” Our driver’s
+villanous countenance became black as thunder,
+but he answered a dry “<span lang="fr">Oui;</span>” and the other, seeing
+it was no joke, passed on.</p>
+
+<p>It was dusk ere we reached Montreuil, and
+then our poor beast was so completely done up
+that I was obliged to subscribe to the necessity of
+halting; and accordingly our friend drew up at
+the door of a mean-looking <i lang="fr">cabaret</i>, just without
+the town, and we alighted, expecting but sorry accommodation
+in such a place. If, however, La
+Renard continue what it was, I shall have no<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_299"></a>[299]</span>
+objection whatever to pass another night there
+when I return. A pretty little airy parlour, well
+though plainly furnished, the windows opening on
+a garden; as neat a little bedroom adjoining, bed
+the very type of cleanliness; add an excellent
+supper and a bottle of very fair wine, and it may
+be imagined that the evening and night passed in
+the Renard will always be a bright spot in the
+memory. It must not be concealed, though, that
+a pair of very brilliant black eyes certainly threw
+rather a witching light on my apartments. In
+the morning, whilst Lisette was busy preparing
+my breakfast, I was taking a stroll up and down
+the pretty rural garden, when, to my astonishment,
+the apparition of a true John-Bull farmer
+stood before me. At first it appeared an illusion,
+but the voice soon dispelled that—brown frock-coat,
+breeches and gaiters, with good thick shoes.
+Out of these, with the real country twang, issued
+“Marning, zir; queer chaps here, zir; I doant
+onderstand one word as ony on um says—not I.”
+My friend then proceeded to ask my assistance
+as his interpreter, and explained his being there.
+His son, it seems, is the saddler of the 13th Light
+Dragoons, stationed just now in Abbeville, whither
+he had been on a visit, and was now making
+his way back again to Calais, but being short of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_300"></a>[300]</span>
+coin (French—he had plenty of English) and
+words, found himself here in a dilemma. Sorry
+I am that I had not time to preserve the history
+of his adventures and mishaps since arriving in
+France; they were most amusing and laughable,
+but I have now forgotten more than odds and
+ends. As he passed the evening in company
+with William, probably that worthy may assist
+me in recollecting somewhat of it.</p>
+
+<p>My bill was extremely moderate for all the
+comfort I had enjoyed, and I parted best friends
+imaginable with my attentive hostess and her
+pretty daughter—<i lang="fr">Au revoir!</i></p>
+
+<p>It is a curious town Montreuil, with its steep
+narrow streets and high walls; but I only saw it
+<i lang="fr">en passant</i>, for we did not stop. Beyond it,
+after ascending from the valley of the Canch, we
+traversed a dreary open country for some way,
+and then came to wood and very pretty ground,
+which continued until a long descent brought us
+at length creepingly to Samer, where we stopped
+to breakfast at the Tête de Bœuf (William Mallet—a
+Frenchman, spite of the name). A Cockney
+party of three ladies and two gentlemen had just
+arrived from Boulogne—evidently the first time
+any of them had been out of England. They
+were all flutter and curiosity, quite childishly so—chattering<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_301"></a>[301]</span>
+away bad school French with a regular
+English enunciation, and giggling when successful
+in making themselves understood. Had they
+but guessed that the brown-visaged, mustachioed,
+befurred hero who stood before them and watched
+all their movements was English, perhaps they
+would have been a little more discreet.</p>
+
+<p>One of the gentlemen drew, and had brought
+a camera lucida, which he adjusted at the door of
+the Tête de Bœuf, and disposed himself to take a
+view of Samer, surrounded by some eight or ten
+gaping clowns in their blue frocks and clumsy
+<i lang="fr">sabots</i>, too picturesque objects to be missed; and
+my man stuck two or three of them in positions
+to enter into his picture—the only feature in it,
+for the point of view he had chosen was a most
+unfortunate one. As I leaned from my window,
+right over the artist’s head, and at no great distance
+above him (for the Tête de Bœuf boasts
+but a very moderate elevation), many an ogle did
+I get from the young ladies, who kept running
+out incessantly in order to persuade our hero
+that eating his breakfast was better than sketching.
+But he was stanch to the backbone, and
+when my <i lang="fr">voiturier</i> summoned me to start, I left
+him in the same position, indefatigably occupied
+upon his insipid picture. Before reaching Samer,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_302"></a>[302]</span>
+my rogue had begun expressing doubts of the
+soundness of one of his wheels; and true
+enough—for just as we gained sight of Boulogne
+(beyond which, I believe, he never from the first
+meant to go), smash it went all to pieces, and
+down we came gently enough. The vagabond
+acted his part well—pretended astonishment, <i lang="fr">au
+désespoir</i>, &amp;c. &amp;c.—but I saw through him. Under
+the circumstances, only one thing remained to
+be done, as no assistance was at hand: William
+shouldered my <i lang="fr">malle</i>, I carried the <i lang="la">et ceteras</i>, and
+on we trudged; and after a pretty hot walk we
+arrived at Boulogne, and entered the first decent-looking
+house that presented itself, and ordered
+dinner. Here I learned that a packet was about
+to sail in the evening for Dover, and decided on
+cutting connection with my rascally <i lang="fr">voiturier</i>,
+who managed to bring in his vehicle shortly after
+us.</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly in the evening we repaired to the
+pier and embarked at two <span class="allsmcap">P.M</span>. My fellow-passengers
+were—Lord Charles Fitzroy; another
+officer, his friend; and a very pretty Frenchwoman.
+We had hardly made any offing, when
+the breeze falling, left us at the mercy of a long
+swell—the surface as smooth as a mirror. The
+rolling was terrible, and the poor Frenchwoman,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_303"></a>[303]</span>
+dreadfully sick, cursing the ship, cursing England,
+and cursing herself for venturing on the sea.
+Early<a id="FNanchor_27" href="#Footnote_27" class="fnanchor">[27]</a> the following morning we reached Dover,
+where, to the unspeakable horror of our poor
+friend, she was informed that she could not leave
+the vessel until her passport had been sent to
+London to be verified. O England! what naughty
+things did not she say of you then! A coach,
+starting within an hour after our landing, was
+very convenient, and in company of an officer of
+the 13th Light Dragoons, I took my seat for
+London, and here I am.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_304"></a>[304]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4 nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIV">CHAPTER XXIV.</h2>
+
+<p class="noindent">Two months I rusticated in Berkshire, and then,
+my leave of absence having nearly expired, set
+off in the beginning of November, taking with
+me my wife, whose determination not to be again
+separated, united to an eager curiosity to see Paris,
+overcame all the difficulties I threw in the way of
+such a winter campaign, and rendered her deaf
+to all my representations of hardships and privations
+which she would inevitably have to bear
+and put up with. My journal of this second residence
+was hurried, meagre, and very irregularly
+kept. She kept likewise a few memoranda, so
+that from the two, and what memory and collating
+will supply, I am enabled to complete this
+journal to the return of my troop to Canterbury
+in February 1816.</p>
+
+<p><i>Sunday, November 5th.</i>—Slept at the York
+Hotel last night, and embarked this morning on<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_305"></a>[305]</span>
+board the packet for Calais—forget her name—Captain
+Keys. All bustle and confusion when
+we went on board. Deck encumbered with a
+carriage and heaps of baggage, amongst which
+the complete, well-appointed baggage of Hamilton
+Hamilton, Esq., secretary of legation, or some
+such thing, was most conspicuous. In time carriage
+was stowed and baggage sent below, porters,
+leave-takers, &amp;c., went ashore, and we quitted
+the pier. Passengers numerous: H. Hamilton
+does exclusive, and even betrays impatience
+and vexation at being shut up with such a
+<i lang="fr">canaille</i>; then an old gentleman, with a broad-brimmed
+hat, assumes mighty airs of consequence,
+and even looks a little contemptuously at Hamilton
+Hamilton himself, who speaks to none but
+his <em>own man</em>; a Scottish gentleman and his
+spouse, who makes a terrible sputter about her
+dear little dog Rose, which is somehow or another
+left behind at Dover; a mean-looking man in
+a foraging-cap, a melancholy sergeant of dragoons,
+and his wife; a Russian dressed in forage-cap
+and green jacket, like a servant’s morning
+one, wearing no gloves, and looking for all the
+world like a <i lang="fr">courrier</i>, but F. insisting that such
+a white hand decidedly constitutes him a gentleman;
+besides a crowd, <i lang="la">gentium minorum</i>, of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_306"></a>[306]</span>
+whom we make no record. As we left, the guns
+on Dover Castle announced Guy Faux by a royal
+salute. A fresh breeze and rather dark day—the
+one operating on the <em>physique</em>, the other on
+the <em>morale</em>, made all the passengers except very
+few exceedingly sick. More than half-way over,
+our breeze gradually subsided into a calm, and
+left us bobbing about at a most tantalising distance
+from our port. To amuse the tedium of the
+calm, our Russian (by no means a handsome man),
+who had been ogling F. from the very beginning,
+managed to pick up a conversation; and in a
+very short time from ogling began to make love,
+which, however, was cut short by her getting
+squeamish, and being obliged to lie down. He
+then transferred his attentions to me, and I really
+found him a most gentlemanly, well-informed
+man, spite of his exterior. After being tantalised
+for some time looking at Calais without being
+able to reach it, at length a breeze sprang up and
+carried us in. Crowds of Sunday people were on
+the pier, all anxious to see the arrivals. The
+usual squabble about baggage and forcing through
+the surrounding multitude took place, and we
+went to Quillacq’s Hotel without the baggage—which,
+after all, was detained on board until it
+could be inspected at the custom-house on Monday<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_307"></a>[307]</span>
+morning, a most inconvenient arrangement,
+as we found ourselves without an article except
+what we stood in—a great rambling house, with
+large dreary (at this season of the year) rooms
+and long corridors. Amused with F.’s surprise
+at the number of little dishes served up at dinner—all,
+however, excellent. Obliged to borrow
+nightcaps of M. and Madame Quillacq.</p>
+
+<p><i>6th.</i>—Up at seven in the morning, and went to
+the custom-house for our baggage. <i lang="fr">Douaniers</i>,
+a set of insolent scoundrels, gave themselves
+amazing airs, and tumbled everything out on the
+floor; particularly severe with Ham. Hamilton’s
+baggage, who had sent his servant for it. At last
+I got mine out of their clutches; hired a cabriolet
+to take us to Paris, where we give it up to the
+correspondent. Well stuffed and comfortable,
+with innumerable little pockets. F. amused again
+with our set out: started at half-past ten <span class="allsmcap">A.M.</span>,
+preceded by the little gentleman in the broad-brimmed
+hat in one <i lang="fr">calèche</i>, and the two Russians
+in another. At Marquise we passed them. Nothing
+extraordinary in our drive except Buonaparte’s
+pillar near Boulogne, and the house he lived in at
+Pont de Bricq when he visited the army of England.
+Arrived at M. Mallet, Samer, by half-past
+four <span class="allsmcap">P.M</span>. Found the house comfortable, except<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_308"></a>[308]</span>
+that our room smoked somewhat. Girls most
+merry; gave us an excellent dinner, but so-so
+wine. Amused ourselves with arrivals and departures.
+F. looked in vain, however, for her
+Russian lover—he came not.</p>
+
+<p>But another character of more importance came
+not: Mr William should have joined us at Dover
+or Calais; but when at the latter we learned that
+he remained at Dover waiting for his trunk,
+which had been left behind in London.</p>
+
+<p><i>November 7th.</i>—Sophie gave us an excellent
+breakfast, after which we set off. Our postilion a
+character, in the imperial green jacket; and from
+under his leathern hat, instead of the usual thick
+queue, flowed a mass of locks unrestrained. His
+beasts were a couple of long-tailed cart-horses,
+harnessed principally with rope. The long ascent,
+after leaving Samer, brought us on the plateau
+occupied by the dreaded forest—dreaded because
+we had heard reports of banditti and plundering;
+but we passed through it without interruption,
+and soon after saw the ramparts of Montreuil
+crowning the isolated hill, frowning like an
+acropolis over the lower town—the whole,
+standing as it does in a country destitute of the
+smallest feature of the picturesque, presenting a
+most sombre and forbidding aspect. Nor did the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_309"></a>[309]</span>
+interior belie its exterior aspect, which we entered
+by a long, squalid, straggling street, and ascended
+to the upper town by a very steep hill. Whilst
+the horses were changing we got an omelet.
+Scotch officer and his wife, who had come on <i lang="fr">en
+voiturier</i>, we overtook here. As elsewhere, a
+crowd of beggars assailed us on alighting and
+re-entering our carriage. In this country they
+spoil their own trade, for they are too numerous.
+I hurry over all this, for my notes are very
+meagre.</p>
+
+<p>Approaching Abbeville by a long descent, its
+cathedral, proudly elevating its beautiful Gothic
+front above the other buildings (dingy in colour,
+and unpicturesque in form) was the only redeeming
+point in the view; but that <em>was</em> an interesting
+one. The town, however, pleased us, though
+its streets are rather narrow and dirty. Found
+our old friends the hussars of the Brunswick auxiliaries
+and my old troop (G) quartered here.</p>
+
+<p><i>8th.</i>—Started at a little after seven <span class="allsmcap">A.M.</span> Our
+postilion was the first one we had had, who
+astonished F. by wearing jack-boots. Breakfasted
+at Flixcourt: little slop-basins instead of
+cups, with large spoons; as usual, sour bread and
+soapy butter—for all which the charge was exorbitant.
+During breakfast the beautiful band of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_310"></a>[310]</span>
+the 1st Hussars, K.G.L., was playing on an open
+space near the house, where the regiment had its
+morning parade.</p>
+
+<p>At Pecquigny met a bridal—all in their best;
+men and boys firing guns, and the bride carrying
+a little flag. A young rogue who stood by
+our carriage whilst changing horses begging in a
+most piteous accent, observing me start when
+the first gun was fired, just before the procession
+came in sight, could not resist the desire of amusing
+himself at my expense, whom he no doubt
+took for some Cockney, and shouted, in a voice
+of affected alarm, “<span lang="fr">C’est l’ennemi, monsieur!</span>”
+and seeing that his <i lang="fr">coup</i> had <i lang="fr">manqué</i>, burst into
+laughter.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond Pecquigny came on the valley of the
+Somme; and the scenery became somewhat interesting.
+Amiens we found full of Prussians,
+and only stopped to change horses—Maître de
+Poste quite a gentlemanly man, riding a managed
+horse. Fine old town and splendid cathedral.
+Stopped for the night at Breteuil. Inn an immense
+old-fashioned house, like an old convent; great
+rambling wainscoted corridor; and our room large,
+lofty, and the walls hung with old faded tapestry,
+and two old-fashioned beds with curtains of
+yellow damask; sitting-room quite on a par with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_311"></a>[311]</span>
+it. Our attendant Josephine (a very pretty girl)
+told us our teeth must be bad, because we complained
+of our fowl being tough; and to our complaint
+of knives, she said they were too sharp,
+for that she had just cut her finger with one of
+them. Apropos of knives, there seems but one
+pattern all over France, and that a very coarse
+one, which, however costly the table-service in
+other respects, appears everywhere to spoil the
+whole. Its sharp point one sees constantly used
+as a tooth-pick; and over and over again I have
+seen it taken from that employment and plunged
+unhesitatingly into some dish, &amp;c. Soup served in
+a regular white jorden; however, we find fine Sevres
+porcelain coffee-services everywhere. Wine here
+all out of one cask, though Josephine protested
+that the fifty different kinds she enumerated were
+literally and truly each from the place named.
+F. astonished at the immense long loaves. An
+English family had arrived in a smart barouche,
+with servants in a cabriolet. Forced to sit in
+their bedroom, ours being the only <i lang="fr">salle</i>, such as
+it is.</p>
+
+<p><i>November 9th.</i>—Early this morning a large
+detachment of Prussian infantry marched into
+Breteuil, and the officers, as soon as their parade
+was over, came tramping <i lang="fr">sans cérémonie</i> through<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_312"></a>[312]</span>
+every room in the house. F., whom I had left
+alone whilst I strolled out to see the place, was
+terribly frightened by three or four of them
+walking into the room, and standing there with
+the door open jabbering for some time, as if no
+one had been present, one of them ogling most
+furiously. Spite of our exertions, the family in
+the barouche got their horses and set off before
+us, to our great annoyance, as of course they
+would absorb all the attention and occupy all the
+accommodation to our exclusion. Josephine gave
+us a miserable breakfast, no doubt owing to that
+accursed barouche; and, after all, our bill was
+most exorbitant. Thought our postilion was
+mad—for never saw French postilion dash along
+so recklessly and at such a pace: the cabriolet
+rolled from side to side, and jerked and jumped
+so that I expected we should plunge through
+the windows. Still it was pleasant to get on.
+At last we overtook the barouche, and the
+mystery was explained, for our gentleman relapsed
+at once into the tamest of postilions,
+sticking himself close up to the other carriage,
+with his horses’ noses under its very dicky.
+Occupant of this a gentleman’s gentleman of the
+very first water, who sadly annoyed F. by his
+impudent staring. Urged our hero of the jack-boots<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_313"></a>[313]</span>
+and sheep’s-skin pelisse to pass ahead, for
+the heavy barouche, although drawn by four
+horses, could only get on at a jog-trot pace.
+Urged long in vain. At last, just as he was about
+to push on, the gentleman in the dicky dropped
+his glove, and our most polite postilion actually
+stopped, dismounted, picked it up, and again
+driving up in the wake of the barouche, presented
+it with the utmost deference of manner to the
+supercilious scoundrel. Got furious now, and
+commenced such a volley that I at last actually
+succeeded in driving him ahead of the barouche
+just as we approached Clermont. Another marriage
+at St Juste: bride very pretty, and guns
+fired in abundance as before. Clermont uncommonly
+prettily situated. Did not alight, but
+enjoyed some delicious grapes which women and
+girls brought and sold for a song. Hence to
+Creil; a great improvement in the scenery, which
+became rich, diversified, and well wooded, until
+near that place we descended into the beautiful
+bottom of the Oise, with its wooded hill and
+white cliffs. Found here a garrison of Belges.
+Our postilion still more mad. As we had foreseen,
+there was some difficulty in getting rooms
+at the Hotel de Bourbon at Chantilly, and we
+had scarcely secured them ere the barouche drove<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_314"></a>[314]</span>
+up, but could not find accommodation. Visited
+the chateau of the Prince de Condé. Stables
+magnificent; an immense lofty hall, as big as a
+church, with a fine cupola—around are the
+stalls, &amp;c.—splendid idea! Our dinner even
+more than usually ridiculous by the number of
+little <i lang="fr">plats</i>—a regular doll’s; liqueurs of sorts, all
+very bad, in cruet-bottles—aniseed the only one
+drinkable. In the evening entertained by the
+singing of the Nassau troops stationed here. Bad
+news from Paris. In the next room a party of
+London shop-boys, or some such thing. One of
+these, pretty drunk, wanted to be called in the
+morning, and as our doors were open, we had the
+full benefit and advantage of the fine language
+propounded to the waiter: “<span lang="fr">Garçon! mon domestique
+à cinq heure et demie.</span>” Garçon does not
+comprehend; tries over and over again. “<span lang="fr">Je ne
+vous comprends pas, monsieur, se fait entendre
+toujours.</span>” At last impatient, “Well, dammee,
+’tis simply this, my man: tell my servant to call
+me at half-past five o’clock.” We went to our
+bedroom ere the matter was settled. The French
+seem to think nothing of damp sheets—ours were
+actually wet.</p>
+
+<p><i>10th.</i>—Our host gave us a most comfortable
+breakfast, after which we set off in high spirits<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_315"></a>[315]</span>
+for Paris; the day fine and scenery lovely.
+Whilst changing horses at Luzarches, some non-commissioned
+officers of the Belgic or Nassau
+troops stationed there were exceedingly impertinent
+to F., but I had no time to obtain redress,
+so left them.</p>
+
+<p>After passing Pierrefitte, made our postilion
+turn off the chaussée spite of his objections, and
+attempt to reach Stain; but we soon found the
+cross-road so bad, nearly smashing our wheels,
+that we were glad to regain the chaussée. Whilst
+stopping at the post-house at St Denis, Frazer
+and Ambrose rode up. From them we learned
+that old Webber had made my house very comfortable;
+so determined not to stay in Paris, but
+to give up our cabriolet, and return forthwith to
+Stain. This we accordingly did, driving straight
+to the Remise, Rue Faubourg St Denis, where
+we hired a fiacre, and reached Stain about dusk.
+It was a cold gloomy evening. The story of
+comfort was exaggerated. Webber had hired
+some little, shabby, old furniture; but the place
+looked wretched, and when F. became fully aware
+of its discomforts, her enthusiasm gave way like
+snow before the sun; she burst into tears. The
+heroics vanished, and she confessed she wished
+herself again in England. The room had indeed a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_316"></a>[316]</span>
+most forlorn appearance: a handful of fire flickered
+in the grateless, gaping chimney; the little furniture
+was of the coarsest kind; the uncarpeted
+floor of brick;—desolation everywhere! We had
+had no dinner, and, except some ration-beef, nothing
+could be procured. Some of this, however,
+was cooked and despatched; and, as the best thing
+we could do, we set to work putting to rights,
+and making the most of it. Nothing could equal
+the surprise of Madlle. Rose at finding that the
+smooth-faced bourgeois was indeed the identical
+mustachioed commandant she had been accustomed
+to months ago. Next morning found a
+poultry-yard—rabbits, &amp;c., all provided by the
+attentions of old Robertson, my quartermaster-sergeant.
+Things looked better; F. was refreshed,
+consequently in better spirits. The visits of
+congratulation and kind attentions of our villagers
+delighted her; but M. le Maire stood like one
+thunderstruck when introduced to his old friend
+with a new face. My cow dead, but another was
+negotiating for. The history of the defunct was,
+that she was a commissariat issue to me as so
+many rations; but, instead of putting her to
+death, I kept her for her milk.</p>
+
+<p>Here, again, I am without a guide, or nearly so—my
+diary ends; and, to continue our residence<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_317"></a>[317]</span>
+at Stain, I am reduced to a few brief notices preserved
+in my general journal.</p>
+
+<p>That residence was uncomfortable enough, for
+the winter set in with a degree of severity unknown
+in England; and our house, both from its
+construction and furnishing, was ill calculated,
+under such circumstances, to afford comfort, or
+indeed at times to prevent suffering. However,
+we were in paradise compared to the situation of
+the little farmers (cultivateurs) and still poorer
+people amongst whom we were thus domiciliated.
+With them we found that it was no uncommon
+practice to live in the stable, &amp;c., among the
+cattle, for the sake of sparing fuel—the animals
+helping to keep them warm.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes I took F. to Paris to see the lions;
+but it was sad, cold, dirty work. The streets were
+ankle-deep in mud; even the walks of the Palais
+Royal, the Passage des Panoramas, &amp;c., were
+covered with mud, carried in on people’s feet.
+Sometimes I took a walk; but the country, now
+stripped of its verdure, presented an aspect hideously
+cheerless. What could be more so than the
+extensive, dreary, snow-covered plain extending
+from St Denis to the foot of Montmartre without
+a redeeming tree? Like other highroads, the
+one crossing this plain to La Chapelle, we were<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_318"></a>[318]</span>
+told, had once been bordered by trees, but they
+were cut down on the approach of the Allied
+armies, I think, last year.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after arriving, having published through
+the commune our want of a female servant, Mademoiselle
+Rose introduced Angélique. My wife
+took a liking to her immediately; so, having exchanged
+written contracts with M. l’Ecuyer (her
+father), engaging to take care of, and send her
+back from England free of expense, she was
+engaged, and forthwith entered on her functions,
+as cook, lady’s-maid, &amp;c. M. l’Ecuyer is (like
+most of our neighbours) a cultivateur—works
+his own little bit of land, and is independent,
+except of poverty; for these little cultivateurs
+work hard and fare harder, as far as I can learn.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes our <i lang="fr">séjour</i> was enlivened by visits
+from our own officers, or from some of those
+stationed in St Denis, La Vertu, and even from
+Paris: and occasionally more genial weather allowed
+F. to ride Cossack; but these rides were
+necessarily confined to the park. With the villagers
+we had become as much at home as
+Frenchmen could be. As for our <i lang="fr">ménage</i>, it got
+on pretty well; and once we even ventured on
+giving a dinner to Wells and Ambrose, which
+went off pretty well; and once we went and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_319"></a>[319]</span>
+passed a day with Sir A. Frazer at the Hotel du
+Nord.</p>
+
+<p>Again, one bitter cold black day, we visited the
+Abbey of St Denis, and went shivering through
+its vaults, and were shown the last home prepared
+by Napoleon for himself. The town was crowded
+with troops on their march northwards. Once or
+twice F. was able to ride to Paris; but it was hard
+work. Amongst other amusements in Stain, we
+had one not very agreeable, and which kept us in
+a continual state of excitement. Our men were
+continually setting fire to their quarters, particularly
+the chateau of Admiral Rosily. The villagers
+said this arose from their removing the
+ashes, and making their fires on the bare hearth,
+which thus became so hot as to set fire to the
+beams beneath. They therefore advised the men
+to leave the ashes and make their new fire on
+them. This they did; but Admiral Rosily wrote
+to tell me that no fires ought be lighted up-stairs
+in his house, as the chimneys were only intended
+as ventilators, and therefore begged us to confine
+the fires to the ground-floor. At the stables
+of the chateau, over which a detachment was
+lodged, a fire occurred, and continued smouldering
+in the beams for a fortnight, the centre remaining
+on fire when we thought it extinguished.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_320"></a>[320]</span></p>
+
+<p>At length the period of our departure drew
+nigh, and arrangements were made at headquarters
+which totally disorganised my troop at the
+moment when a perfect organisation was most
+necessary. During the campaign, a detachment
+of the driver-corps had been attached to each
+troop of horse-artillery, our own establishment
+being insufficient for the additional carriages.
+These were now to be withdrawn and sent home;
+and accordingly, all this rabble from Bull’s and
+other troops still in the neighbourhood of Paris
+were sent to mine as destined for England.
+Secondly, all my officers were allowed to desert
+me. Captain Webber protested he was too weak
+to undertake such a journey, and obtained leave
+to remain in Paris; my surgeon (Ambrose) was
+permitted to remain in charge of him; Lieutenant
+Bruce neither liked the winter-march
+nor quitting Paris, where he was doing aide-de-camp
+to his cousin, Lady Castlereagh; two lieutenants
+(Maunsell and Wells) remained to march
+with the troop; but the former had resolved on
+leaving the service, and the latter had obtained
+an exchange to a troop forming part of the
+Army of Occupation, consequently he accompanies
+us only a part of the way to Calais—and
+thus no very great zeal could be expected<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_321"></a>[321]</span>
+from either of these. Thirdly, we were ordered
+to give up our white cross-belts to G troop, in
+exchange for their waist-belts—exhibiting thus
+our old worn jackets in all their nakedness.
+Fourthly, our overalls were in rags—new ones had
+been ordered, and were on the road from Brussels,
+but we were not allowed to wait for them. Add
+to all this the casualties of a long winter-march,
+bad lodging, and worse weather, and the condition
+of the troop on reaching Calais may
+be imagined. The defection of Ambrose, however,
+was counterbalanced by my old friend
+Hitchins getting leave to accompany us to England.
+He, too, intended quitting the service.</p>
+
+<p><i>December 16th.</i>—Hitchins joined us at Stain;
+and as he brought his own bed, I gave him a
+room in my chateau. The knotty question of how
+F. and Angélique were to travel was settled between
+them and Hitchins; and, overruling my
+scruples, it was arranged that a cabriolet should
+be hired for Calais, to be drawn by a pair of troop-horses,
+with the driver for postilion. Accordingly,
+on the 18th Hitchins went to Paris and procured
+the vehicle, whilst we continued our preparations.</p>
+
+<p><i>19th.</i>—The troop under Maunsell marched at
+an early hour for Beaumont, our first halting-place.
+One would have fancied that the village<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_322"></a>[322]</span>
+militia was about to quit home. No one thought
+of work: the whole population of the commune
+assembled in the park; endless the leave-takings,
+and I believe sincere the expressions of friendship
+and regrets at separation. Many of the cultivateurs,
+whose carts we had taken for the baggage,
+cheerfully volunteered accompanying us all the
+way to Calais.</p>
+
+<p>Our own baggage delayed us so much that it
+was eleven <span class="allsmcap">A.M.</span> before we were under way—F.
+and Angélique (whose relations to the twentieth
+degree had thronged our house all the morning)
+in the <i lang="fr">calèche</i>, Hitchins and myself on horseback,
+followed by Gunner Fitzgerald, my orderly, and
+my groom Milward, in uniform and carrying my
+Waterloo lance. The day was fine, and the
+country pretty enough for the season; so that,
+after getting on the chaussée at Pierrefitte, we
+moved on merrily and agreeably until evening,
+when the sky clouded over, it became very cold,
+and soon a heavy fall of snow came on, in the
+midst of which we arrived at Beaumont, and
+found our people just forming the park, and those
+of Major Dyas already snug in their quarters.
+His battery had been ordered to march with us;
+but he had also orders not to interfere in any way
+with me or mine.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_323"></a>[323]</span></p>
+
+<p>Our billet was on an iron merchant, and thither
+we proceeded, whilst Hitchins went in search of
+his own. Our house was a respectable-looking
+one outside; inside it was much like a great
+foundry, or some such place—almost the whole
+of it being one vast hall, lighted from above, and
+full of bar-iron standing against the walls. An
+open staircase conducted us to a small gallery;
+up one more step and into a neat little room—but,
+from the scarcity of furniture and badness
+of the fire, looking sufficiently cheerless: a table,
+covered as usual with oil-cloth, two or three
+plain chairs, a bed without curtains, and windows
+without shutters;—such was the domicile
+into which we were ushered by a hideously ugly
+and most sulky maid-servant. Assistance from
+the house we soon found we must not expect, and
+sent out for something to eat; but the answer
+was <em>nil</em>, and we were forced to content ourselves
+with some bad tea and bread-and-butter. The
+evening was wretchedly cold, and our fire so insufficient
+that we were glad to get to bed; but
+here, again, were <em>wet</em> sheets, and we were obliged
+to get between the blankets. Miserable evening!</p>
+
+<p><i>20th.</i>—Weather improved. Started about
+eleven, and, traversing a beautiful and fertile
+country, arrived in the afternoon at the pretty<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_324"></a>[324]</span>
+village of Noailles, where we found ourselves
+billeted on a rich old gentleman, who did not ask
+us to his table, but in every other respect did his
+utmost to make us comfortable; and so in reality
+we were, for our apartment was delightfully so;
+our fare good; and our host furnished us liberally
+with good wine and cider. Passed the evening
+playing dominoes, and wishing we could stay in
+such nice quarters. Began to find Angélique<a id="FNanchor_28" href="#Footnote_28" class="fnanchor">[28]</a>
+very useful in communicating with the people,
+whose ways she understood better than we.
+Noailles is but a poor village, although prettily
+situated; however, there is a manufactory here
+of those pretty bands which French women wear
+below <em>the knee</em>.</p>
+
+<p><i>21st.</i>—A short march to Beauvais, where we
+arrived early; and whilst I parked the guns and
+saw my people put up, Hitchins accompanied F.
+in search of my quarters. My duty finished, I
+followed to a handsome house, where I understood
+they were. Whilst making inquiries under
+the gateway, Madame herself came out and told
+me rather angrily that I could have no quarters
+there, as the colonel (my travelling title) and his
+lady already occupied all she was bound to furnish.
+I endeavoured to explain that the gentleman<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_325"></a>[325]</span>
+up-stairs was my friend, that I was M. le
+Colonel, and had sent him to escort my wife,
+&amp;c. &amp;c. At the word <i lang="fr">femme</i>, the <i lang="fr">insolente</i> with
+a sneer turned from me with, “<span lang="fr">Ah! soi-disante.</span>”
+A scene occurred; Monsieur himself came out,
+who I insisted should be responsible for his
+wife’s tongue. At last they begged pardon, and
+I mounted the staircase according to direction,
+and found a most comfortable lodging—two well-furnished
+rooms and a small cabinet. The people
+sent up soon after to invite us to dinner, they
+being ordered to feed us; but we would not go,
+and made them send dinner up to us. Our rooms
+had only one drawback—they were rather
+gloomy, the windows opening upon a courtyard.
+Stayed three days in Beauvais, during which we
+lived well at the expense of our host; and having
+bought some cards, Hitchins came every evening
+to coffee, and we had a game at casino. Our
+mornings were passed in visiting the beautiful
+Gothic cathedral and other churches; the manufactory
+of tapestry, equalling that of the Gobelins,
+of which this is a branch; in shopping, and in
+riding about the neighbouring country, which is
+pretty—somewhat resembling that about Bath.
+One evening we went to the play—a dark dismal
+house, and quite a second-rate set of actors.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_326"></a>[326]</span>
+Don’t know what the piece was, but the humour
+consisted in the <i lang="fr">patois</i> of an old Picard servant,
+who was continually repeating, “<span lang="fr">Ya! ya! ya!
+Munsincur!</span>” There were a good many of us—all
+the officers of Ross’s troop and Dyas’s battery,
+<i lang="fr">par excellence</i>. The pit was full of French soldiers;
+yet all went off cheerfully, until our people called
+for “<span lang="fr">Vive Henri Quatre,</span>” which these Napoleonists
+fiercely opposed, and a row ensued, which terminated
+at last amicably. The ramparts of Beauvais
+form a delicious promenade, which I enjoyed;
+whilst F. and Hitchins were gadding about from
+shop to shop, buying lace, cambric, &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p><i>22d.</i>—I intended marching forward to-morrow,
+but Quartermaster Robertson, who was sent on
+to take up our quarters, returned at midnight
+with the intelligence that all the villages ahead
+of us were still full of troops. Relinquished the
+idea.</p>
+
+<p>Major Dyas came to coffee. When he heard
+of the insult offered to F. he insisted upon going
+immediately to pull my host by the nose.
+“<em>Bloody D.</em>” was one of those jewels we received
+at the Union from the Irish artillery—tall,
+gaunt, and muscular, with a most truculent
+physiognomy. His cognomen was received on<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_327"></a>[327]</span>
+account of the ferocity he had displayed in the
+Irish Rebellion. Now he had become a gallant
+Lothario (not a gay one), and, if report spoke
+true, had already two wives, and had nearly succeeded
+in picking up a third in Paris—daughter
+of a gentleman of very good property, at whose
+house he had been billeted. Strange how insinuating
+these Irishmen are. To look at D.
+one would never suppose that a girl, young
+enough to be his daughter, handsome, and rich
+withal, could ever have fallen in love with such
+a man; and yet those best acquainted with
+the affair assured me that it was indubitably
+true.</p>
+
+<p><i>23d.</i>—Great market or fair—immense quantity
+of woollen cloth, manufacture of the town and
+neighbourhood. Preparations making for a grand
+procession in honour of Jeanne Hachette, who
+distinguished herself in the defence of the place
+against the Duc de Bourgogne in 1740. Until
+I looked into the history, I thought it had
+been, as some of the people informed me, in honour
+of Joan of Arc. Beauvais is a gloomy, old-fashioned
+town; the streets very narrow, and,
+during our stay, very dirty. What they might
+be in summer I can’t guess, but they look as if<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_328"></a>[328]</span>
+they must be then redolent of the same sulphurous
+odour as those of Paris.</p>
+
+<p><i>24th.</i>—Marched to Grandvilliers; everything
+looking wretched, for the day was dark and excessively
+cold: in France, on such occasions, there
+are no redeeming features. The country is in
+most cases without enclosures, and the few trees,
+stripped of their verdure, present most cheerless
+pictures, unrelieved by any appearance of warmth
+or comfort about the mean and wretched-looking
+dwellings of the peasantry. These, when we
+entered the village, presented rather a better appearance
+than usual, for all were <i lang="fr">en habits de
+Dimanche</i>, which was the day. Lodged F. in the
+post-house (here an inn), and then went round
+our billets. Village very large, two broad streets
+crossing each other, but the houses all farms or
+cottages, most of them of mud, like the Devonshire
+cobbe, and all thatched; the site of the
+place a dead flat, but pretty well clothed with
+trees. At our post-house we procured a tolerably
+decent though very small parlour, the chimney of
+which, however, smoked so terribly that, spite of
+the weather, we were obliged to sit constantly
+with the door open; up-stairs (this was a sort
+of addition to the original house projecting into
+the yard) a bedroom of the same size, in which<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_329"></a>[329]</span>
+were two beds; and nothing could exceed the
+astonishment of our friend the chambermaid at
+our arrangement of sleeping together. The inhabitants
+here were ordered by beat of drum to
+feed us. We now came under the command of
+Sir Denis Park, who commands at Calais and up
+the road as far as this place, he having the arrangement
+of the embarkations.</p>
+
+<p>We lived well at our inn, and remedied the
+open door by a large screen. Every evening we
+saw company—<i>i. e.</i>, our officers—and, although
+the weather was very cold, passed our time pleasantly
+enough. One day an immense market or
+fair afforded us ample amusement; another, our
+attention and curiosity were excited by the arrival
+of a troop of the National Guard, <i lang="fr">à cheval</i>, from
+Beauvais; but, after staying the whole afternoon
+and night, they departed the next morning without
+our being a bit the wiser. One day the Earl
+of Westmeath arrived, and stopped all night; his
+lordship was obliged to put up with the rooms
+we had rejected.</p>
+
+<p><i>January 1, 1816.</i>—At last the order for our
+advance having arrived, we marched this morning
+from Grandvilliers, several <i lang="fr">paysannes</i> of the
+village following the troop as volunteers for
+l’Angleterre, betraying the effects of idleness in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_330"></a>[330]</span>
+country quarters. Whilst preparing to set off,
+our host presented a bill for our living, &amp;c.,
+amounting to nine napoleons, which I was about
+to pay, when Hitchins and F. interfered, asking
+the good man whether he would have dared
+appear before a Prussian officer with such a thing,
+and telling him after the manner his countrymen
+had treated all other countries that he ought to
+think himself well off in being treated so leniently.
+He did not subscribe to this, and an argument
+ensued which I was sorry for, but was weak
+enough to allow my better intentions to be overruled;
+and at last, when Monsieur begged I would
+at least certify that he had not been paid, I did
+so on the bill, stating as reason that the inhabitants
+had been ordered to feed us. Our march to
+Poix, the next halting-place, was through a country
+that never could be very interesting, still less
+so in its wintry garb, until, from the summit of a
+high hill, we looked down upon the lovely valley
+in which that village is situated. On arriving
+we found all the world <i lang="fr">en habit de Dimanche</i>
+celebrating the opening of the new year. The
+principal features in this celebration were the
+kisses exchanging in all directions, the enormous
+stiffly-starched caps of the women, and the music
+that paraded continually through the streets.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_331"></a>[331]</span>
+The <i lang="fr">auberge</i> we found so noisy, smoky, dirty, and
+the landlord such an uncivil brute, that we immediately
+commenced a search for a better billet.
+For a time success seemed uncertain; the houses
+of the peasantry were too filthy to be thought of.
+Not far from the <i lang="fr">auberge</i> we found a good house,
+but shut-up doors and windows. In vain Hitchins
+and I knocked and threatened, or asked information
+of its inhabitants from the neighbours;
+nobody would answer from within, and nobody
+would answer without—at least more than “<span lang="fr">Je
+n’en sais rien, monsieur.</span>” At last we found a
+respectable sort of old-fashioned farmhouse, the
+mistress of which (a widow) was factotum to the
+Prince de Poix, proprietor of the village, and
+much of the neighbouring country,—and hither
+we immediately removed, bag and baggage. A
+labyrinth of dark passages led to a large, gloomy,
+wainscoted room, in one corner of which was a
+great old-fashioned bed, with yellow damask curtains,
+like the one we slept in at Breteuil. Here
+we established ourselves, and Angélique had a
+small cabinet hard by, whilst the men were put
+up in the more distant part of the house occupied
+by the family. Although there was a large fireplace,
+in which we kept up capital fires, the place
+was very cold; but a couple of old screens in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_332"></a>[332]</span>
+some measure remedied this, and at last we
+thought ourselves tolerably comfortable. Our
+park was formed on the site of the ancient castle
+of the princes, now almost entirely gone, except a
+few mounds marking out the ground-plan. The
+village of Poix, though covering a great deal of
+ground, is not large; for, except the few houses
+standing contiguous to the <i lang="fr">auberge</i>, the others
+are scattered up and down, widely apart from
+each other. The situation is extremely pretty in
+summer, probably beautiful: a deep and rather
+narrow valley, with a small stream running
+through it; partly below the village covered with
+woods, which also ran over and clothed all the
+surrounding hills—not close thick copse, but composed
+of trees and thickets of coppice, through
+which one might ride in all directions on a carpet
+of turf. On a steep bank, immediately opposite
+our dwelling, was the little church, unpretending,
+but having a beautiful Gothic western doorway,
+over which, as a record of revolutionary folly, was
+painted in large letters, “<i lang="fr">Temple de la Raison</i>;”
+these had been either whitewashed or painted
+over, but insufficiently, for they were still distinctly
+legible. The weather during our stay at Poix
+(seven days) was gloomy and very cold, yet we
+managed to have many interesting rides amongst<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_333"></a>[333]</span>
+the woods. Hitchins dined with us always, and
+came provided with some excellent wine, which
+he procured from his own hostess. In one of our
+walks, at the fork of the roads to Amiens and
+Abbeville, we found a diminutive chapel with a
+figure of the Virgin in it, and as diminutive a
+priest, humpbacked. He showed us his chapel,
+and we put some money into his box, and so
+parted mutually satisfied. It was at this corner
+that I met an elderly French veteran trudging
+towards the village in his <i lang="fr">capote</i> and forage-cap,
+with the usual goat-skin knapsack: he was <em>minus</em>
+an arm, and upon questioning him I found that
+he had left it at Waterloo. Something interesting
+in this interview.</p>
+
+<p>In the village we found a corporal and four
+privates of the 18th Hussars, stationed here for
+despatches. The corporal fell in love with Angélique,
+and proposed for her, but was rejected.
+Her lover gave us an alert one night to deliver
+a despatch (these hussars always come in the
+night!), and I made sure we were off. It was
+an order to have divine service every Sunday.</p>
+
+<p><i>8th.</i>—At length on the 7th the order did
+come, and this day we marched to Airaines
+through a sufficiently dismal country, and weather
+very cold and gloomy, still followed by the girls<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_334"></a>[334]</span>
+from Grandvilliers. Some part of the country,
+from its hilliness and numerous orchards, in some
+measure resembled Devonshire; but as we approached
+the town these cease, and we saw again
+only extensive and treeless plains.</p>
+
+<p>Airaines at first sight was not calculated to
+remove the unpleasant feeling excited by its
+neighbourhood: rather large for a country town,
+and lying on a gentle slope; its streets irregular,
+and buildings mean, dirty, and ruinous-looking;—altogether
+very gloomy. Our billet was on the
+<i lang="fr">auberge</i> where the diligences stopped, a house
+of very inferior description, in which we did not
+establish ourselves without difficulty, and then
+wretchedly enough. For ourselves we got a room
+with two dirty beds in it, and only the coarsest kind
+of furniture; floor inch-thick in dirt, and having
+chinks between the planks, so gaping that we could
+see everything going on below—and being over
+the gateway, the great lounge of the postilions,
+<i lang="fr">gens-d’armes</i>, &amp;c., we had not only the advantage
+of all their conversation, but also of their eternal
+tobacco-pipes; also the full benefit of a most cooling
+breeze continually blowing through the gateway.
+The only room we could procure for Angélique
+was occupied by a postilion, and he was
+unwilling to evacuate, so that a little tyranny<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_335"></a>[335]</span>
+became necessary to gain possession. We turned
+him out <i lang="fr">vi et armis</i>. In this wretched place we
+remained a fortnight, during which the weather,
+always gloomy, was at times bitterly cold, or
+heavy rain. As the whole troop could not be
+lodged here, it was necessary to detach Maunsell
+with one division to a village at least five miles
+off; and Wells, pretending there was no lodging
+to be procured here, asked leave to accompany
+him—notwithstanding which, our surgeon, Ambrose,
+who overtook us here, immediately obtained
+very comfortable quarters. Hitchins also was
+uncommonly well lodged in the house of an old
+smuggler. Our park was formed on an open
+space by the road to Abbeville, just without the
+town, where, as the weather was too cold for our
+guard to remain in a tent, I asked the mayor to
+procure them accommodation in a house hard by.
+This he refused, until I made preparations to
+bring our park into the market-place, which
+alarmed him so much that he immediately complied.
+The market-place, by the way, was precisely
+similar to the old buildings one sees in
+English country towns; and here the two
+Sundays during our stay I performed divine
+service. To pass our time here we sometimes
+rode about the dreary neighbourhood, where we<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_336"></a>[336]</span>
+discovered a ruined castle; and in another part
+a rather pretty village, with a fine manor-house
+and park; but the people soon drove us away
+from this last, not only by their abuse, but even
+pelting us with stones. In bad weather we resorted
+to a wretched billiard-table opposite our
+inn, where I taught F. the game, and drank
+bitter coffee to my cigars. There was nothing
+extraordinary in her frequenting this table, as it
+is customary for females to do so; and there were
+seldom any other people present than our own.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to our other occupations, the
+diligence afforded a daily and short amusement
+as it stopped at our inn-door. I can see now
+the great lumbering machine just drawn up,
+a clown in a blue smock-frock, linen forage-cap
+with a huge peak sticking straight out, and
+a long coach-whip in hand, seated on the near
+wheeler, guiding by cord-reins the three cart-horses
+harnessed abreast as leaders; and two
+tall soldier-like <i lang="fr">gens-d’armes</i>, in their neat blue
+uniforms and cocked-hats, stepping up to the
+door, and whilst one examines the way-bill, the
+other mounts the step of the vehicle and scrutinises
+the passengers. They were fine fellows
+these, and we got tolerably intimate with them.
+Every evening Hitchins came to us and played<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_337"></a>[337]</span>
+a rubber of casino. One evening standing at our
+window, we saw some sheep come down the
+opposite street; two or three went into the passage
+of a house, the door of which was instantly
+closed by an old woman, and we both exclaimed,
+“Ah, the wretch! she steals the sheep.” Our servants
+who stood by laughed, and explained that
+the old shepherd (who now appeared sauntering
+slowly along) was the guardian of the town flock,
+which he conducted to pasture daily.</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly the next morning the old man
+again marched under our window towards the
+fields, blowing his horn, at which sound the door
+opposite again opened, and out sallied the same
+sheep following the old man, and forming with
+others assembling from all quarters a large flock,
+which we found him with in the fields when we
+went to ride.</p>
+
+<p><i>22d.</i>—Marched to Abbeville. Billeted on a
+velvet manufacturer with a pretty wife; excellent
+house, comfortable living. Visit the cathedral
+and walk about the town.</p>
+
+<p>Forgot that I tried one of my men by a court-martial
+at Airaines upon a charge of stealing
+bacon, brought against him by a peasant of the
+village where Maunsell was quartered. Sent on
+to Abbeville for a captain, and Close came over<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_338"></a>[338]</span>
+for the purpose. The <i lang="fr">patois</i> of the witnesses was
+so mixed up with English as to astonish us;
+one in particular we shrewdly suspected of being
+an English deserter. It was, however, only the
+<i lang="fr">patois</i> of Picardy. “Yes” was much oftener used
+than <span lang="fr">“oui</span>” by them. On our way here from
+Airaines, descending to the Somme at Point de
+Remy, I saw a very large Roman encampment
+on a neighbouring hill: country about the river
+pretty as usual. Here most of my horses were
+put up in the riding-school of the cavalry barrack.
+Our host’s family consisted of himself, a
+grown-up son, a female cousin, and his pretty
+wife, who was very civil, and went shopping with
+F., but disgusted me at breakfast by holding
+up a beastly pocket-handkerchief and spitting
+at it.</p>
+
+<p><i>23d.</i>—Much pleased at marching to Montreuil,
+as we had expected Rue and Nampont would
+have been our destination. Comfortable inn—the
+same Sterne was at; and our <i lang="fr">salle</i> the identical
+room in which LaFleur slept—so said our host.
+Excellent dinner: Hitchins dined with us, and
+we drank two bottles of prime champagne.
+Wells left us here to join my old troop at St
+Pol. As we were tired, we slept so soundly that
+we never knew until morning that the house had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_339"></a>[339]</span>
+been set on fire during the night by a drunken
+officer of infantry.</p>
+
+<p><i>24th.</i>—Wretched morning, snowing heavily,
+and very cold. Hitchins suffered much from
+our ride, and got sulky because F. and Angélique
+laughed at him. Stopped at Samer to
+see our friends the Demoiselles Mallet, and get
+some hot wine.</p>
+
+<p>At Boulogne our billet was on a capital house;
+but our host, an old officer (I think colonel), extremely
+sulky and disobliging—obliged to send to
+a restaurateur’s for our dinner. Walked about
+the town and on the ramparts. No snow here,
+though the weather was excessively raw and
+windy. Ramparts pretty; the only trees in the
+neighbourhood are on them.</p>
+
+<p>At night had gone to bed, expecting to remain
+a day or two, and were not yet asleep when some
+one tapped at our window, which opened into a
+little flagged court. I got up and found a hussar
+(as usual), who brought me a note, which I could
+not read until he went and got a light. It was
+an order to march to-morrow to Guines.</p>
+
+<p><i>25th.</i>—As our landlord (commandant of the
+National Guard) had been anything but civil, we
+set off without taking leave of him. Other cavalry
+besides ourselves had halted in Boulogne, and we<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_340"></a>[340]</span>
+found the road covered with troops, stragglers,
+and baggage. Amidst these we struggled on as
+far as Marquise, where we left the chaussée for
+a villanous cross-road, by which, about noon, we
+arrived at Guines, a very pretty little town, and
+the day being fine, a very cheerful-looking one.
+Our billet (if billet it were) was a capital one—the
+Chateau de Beauscite; the owner, M. le Baron
+de Guesclin, with Madame and his daughters, received
+us most kindly. The family consisted of
+M. le Baron, a good-natured, but ugly, and not
+very genteel-looking man, about sixty; Madame
+la Baronne, a jolly good-looking woman of forty;
+one very sickly-looking daughter about twenty-two;
+another a year or so older, hideously marked
+with small-pox, but extremely obliging and good-natured;
+and a tall awkward son of about twenty.
+The house comfortable and well furnished. We
+were treated quite on the footing of guests, and
+even welcome ones. Style of living much the
+same as that of an English country gentleman of
+easy fortune. After dinner the Baron proposed
+showing us our room and the house. Passing
+through his own bedroom, with a knowing wink
+he gave me to understand that he did not follow
+modern fashions in sleeping separate from his
+wife; for, pointing to the ample and handsome<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_341"></a>[341]</span>
+bed, he exclaimed loud enough to be heard by
+all, “<span lang="fr">M., voilà la fabrique des enfans!</span>” Madame
+looked archly over her shoulder at me and burst
+out laughing.</p>
+
+<p><i>26th.</i>—Fine day. Breakfast of tea, &amp;c., got up
+expressly for us, as when alone they have no such
+regular meal, but merely take a cup of coffee.
+Afterwards the son showed me the stables, stud,
+farm, &amp;c., and then, mounted on a long-tailed
+Norman horse, with military saddle and bridle,
+took us to see the obelisk erected on the spot
+where Blanchard descended after crossing the
+Channel in his balloon. The country pretty, because
+well wooded; and from the hill I once more
+saw the white cliffs of England, although I will
+not pretend to have experienced any very great
+delight in so doing, as the future promised nothing
+good, and I would rather have remained in France.
+Reduction, Woolwich duties, and insipidity from
+the total absence of excitement—such was the
+prospect before me.</p>
+
+<p>In the afternoon a very handsome young man
+(an officer in some cavalry corps) came in and
+dined with us. His father, an old gentleman of
+good fortune in the neighbourhood, had served
+many years in the hussars, and was (I believe)
+Madame’s brother. In the evening came in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_342"></a>[342]</span>
+family confessor—a fat, greasy priest—who made
+himself quite at home; but they did not seem
+over well pleased with his company. Servants
+singing in the kitchen: opened a little trap in the
+wall of a cupboard which communicated with the
+kitchen to hear a young girl from St Omer sing
+“<span lang="fr">Brulant d’Amour</span>” and “<span lang="fr">Partant pour la Guerre,</span>”
+which she did with great sweetness. Our hopes
+of enjoying this pleasant billet for some days
+disappointed by the order to march to-morrow
+into Calais, only eight miles off.</p>
+
+<p><i>27th.</i>—Gloomy cold day. A mass to be celebrated
+for the soul of Louis XVI. I had promised
+M. le Baron to allow my men to assist in the
+procession, but instead was obliged to take leave
+as they were about to begin. Early in the morning
+all the front of the chateau was hung with
+black cloth. Nothing could be kinder or even
+more affectionate than our leave-taking, and Madame
+obliged F. to wrap up in a rich <i lang="fr">pelerin</i>
+of her own, which we were to leave at Quillacq’s.
+The distance being so short, we were not long on
+the road, which for the most part lay along the
+canal as far as St Pierre, a great straggling suburb
+of Calais, in which we were to halt. Nothing
+could be worse than our accommodations here—horses
+and men scattered about by twos and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_343"></a>[343]</span>
+threes, far and wide; some of them were sent
+back almost to Guines—so near at least as to hear
+distinctly the church-bells. As for us, we were
+put into a farmhouse, where they gave us a room
+without a fireplace, insufferable in such a season;
+therefore, being obliged to go into Calais to report
+our arrival to Webber Smith, I left F. and
+Hitchins hunting for another quarter. After
+some trouble I got a billet from the Quartermaster-General
+on the Lion d’Argent, in Calais,
+kept by an impudent English scoundrel named
+Oakshot, who was not at all well pleased at our
+being put on him. Rode back to St Pierre, where
+I found F. and Hitchins in a bedroom they had
+procured at a dirty smoky <i lang="fr">brasserie</i>; so we all
+adjourned together to the Silver Lion.</p>
+
+<p>Here we were detained some time, which, however,
+was of less consequence, as we were lodged
+well and fed well. In other respects, however,
+the detention was anything but pleasant. Calais
+at the best of times must be a dismal stupid hole;
+at this season of storms, cold, rain, mud, &amp;c. &amp;c.
+it was scarcely endurable. Great part of my day
+was passed at or about the pier, whence, from
+time to time as vessels arrived, we shipped off
+some of our people.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing can be imagined more harassing and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_344"></a>[344]</span>
+destructive than this process of embarkation. For
+example, my people, as before mentioned, were
+dispersed in all directions round the neighbourhood,
+even to the distance of six or eight miles,
+by twos and threes, &amp;c., so that they were under
+no control whatever. Meantime the guns, ammunition-waggons,
+&amp;c., all dismounted and ready
+to put on board, remained exposed to all the
+weather on the pier. At daylight in the morning,
+according to orders, men and horses assembled
+there also, and remained—rain, hail, wind
+or snow (of all which we had plenty)—until dusk
+in the evening, when they were permitted to return
+to their billets for the night. Nothing could be
+more subversive of discipline and harassing to
+the men, or more ruinous to the horses; yet,
+from the system adopted by those who ruled the
+transport service, it could not well be avoided,
+since the vessels engaged were all schooners,
+sloops, &amp;c.; and it was necessary, when any of
+these returned for a fresh cargo, that the embarkation
+should be as prompt as possible, not only
+for the more expeditiously getting the troops
+across, but because they were obliged to leave
+the harbour with the same tide, or remain twelve
+hours. These vessels did not go all to one place;
+thus my troop was landed by sixes and sevens at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_345"></a>[345]</span>
+Dover, Sandwich, Deal, Ramsgate, &amp;c., and then
+assembled at Canterbury. Webber Smith was
+our immediate commanding officer here; and Sir
+Denis Park, who commanded, occasionally rode
+down to see how things were going on, so that
+there was no getting out of the way, and our only
+relief was an occasional stroll about the muddy,
+dismal streets, lounging in some of the shops,
+&amp;c. Thus time hung heavily on our hands.
+Hitchins had left us on the very first evening
+of our arrival at the Silver Lion, and we sadly
+missed his kind attentions—especially F., who,
+whilst I was at the pier, had no one to escort her
+about, and of course in such a place going alone
+was out of the question. I found a pleasing companion
+to while away time at the pier in the
+harbour-master, an old captain of the French
+navy, and a well-informed, gentlemanly person,
+from whom I picked up a good deal of information.
+I cannot omit noting the fact that
+a female bookseller here, whose <i lang="fr">magazin</i> we
+sometimes frequented, one day let out that she
+implicitly believed every one of the absurd lies
+respecting England contained in General Pelet’s
+book, and would hardly credit our contradiction
+of them.</p>
+
+<p>At last our tedious detention came, like all<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_346"></a>[346]</span>
+things else, to a conclusion. Two sloops, capable
+of containing all the remainder of my troop, came
+in one evening too late to sail before next morning,
+and with this last party I decided on embarking.
+When Angélique heard this she came and
+begged I would lend her a suit of my plain
+clothes, as the prefect had prohibited French
+women going with the English, and had already
+stopped many. Here was a dilemma. My old
+Scotch quartermaster, however, got us out of it.
+I don’t know how he passed the gates, but he did
+manage on the morning of the 25th January 1816
+to smuggle Angélique on board before daylight,
+and conceal her below, without the necessity of
+changing her female for male attire.</p>
+
+<p>After breakfast we embarked and immediately
+sailed. Webber Smith went with us, as we were
+the very last of the Royal Horse-Artillery. The
+weather was gloomy, cold, and stormy, but the
+wind was fair, and we were off Dover early in the
+afternoon. The tide would not admit even our
+little sloop into this miserable harbour before
+midnight, and she was hove to almost within
+speaking distance of the pier-head. Not relishing
+this position, we were glad to avail ourselves of a
+pilot-gig that came off and go ashore—although<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_347"></a>[347]</span>
+these fellows charged us a guinea a-head for thus
+carrying us about 200 yards.</p>
+
+<p>After an early dinner at the York Hotel, Smith
+set off post for Blackheath, where his family was
+residing.</p>
+
+<p><i>26th.</i>—To Canterbury. F. and Angélique in a
+post-chaise, to which I and Milward (carrying his
+lance) served as an escort, for I had no men to
+march with.</p>
+
+<p>So ended the memorable campaign of 1815.</p>
+
+
+<p class="p4 pfs90">THE END.</p>
+
+
+<p class="p4 pfs70">PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, EDINBURGH.</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h2>FOOTNOTES:</h2>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_1" href="#FNanchor_1" class="label">[1]</a> There was a species of Malmsey Madeira, the most delicious
+wine imaginable. The cellar seemed well stocked, and our table
+consequently was well supplied.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_2" href="#FNanchor_2" class="label">[2]</a> These people were deputies sent from the Provisional Government
+to treat with the Duke, but I have never made out yet who
+he of the decoration might have been.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_3" href="#FNanchor_3" class="label">[3]</a> The close Prussian collar, now so well known to the British
+army, was a novelty to us then: our collars were low, and cut
+down in front. The cavalry and horse-artillery particularly
+affected very narrow sloping collars.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_4" href="#FNanchor_4" class="label">[4]</a> This must have been a mistake, for the Duke dates his despatches
+from Loures on the 30th June, and the headquarters
+would hardly have been established in a place so utterly destroyed
+as is here described. Perhaps the place was La Chapelle,
+which I find in the map. My recollection of the scene here
+portrayed is quite perfect even now, although not of the
+name.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_5" href="#FNanchor_5" class="label">[5]</a> This makes it appear that my notes are right, answering with
+the map as they do.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_6" href="#FNanchor_6" class="label">[6]</a> We did this to be enabled to march more expeditiously and
+freely, observing this road to be quite clear of troops.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_7" href="#FNanchor_7" class="label">[7]</a> Bourget.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_8" href="#FNanchor_8" class="label">[8]</a> Mistake. They passed at St Germain on the 30th June, and
+were in position between Plessis Picquet and St Cloud, with reserve
+at Versailles, on 2d July.—See Duke’s despatch.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_9" href="#FNanchor_9" class="label">[9]</a> Several regiments from America marched through Garges this
+evening, and took up their station in front—fine corps of veterans,
+all having served in the Peninsula, and subsequently in
+America. Many a cheer from old comrades greeted their arrival.
+It was a soul-stirring sight, the proud march of these well-tried
+troops into our camp.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_10" href="#FNanchor_10" class="label">[10]</a> Amongst these parties some were of the <i lang="fr">haut-ton</i>, and I saw
+many very elegant women. Indeed, amongst the bourgeoise there
+was no lack of beauty, and in manner much to admire, since they
+infinitely surpass our countrywomen of the same class in gracefulness
+of carriage and gentility of address.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_11" href="#FNanchor_11" class="label">[11]</a> Three windmills and an obelisk stand upon the summit next
+the gap, and a single mill on the isolated hill beyond it. The
+neighbourhood of Paris may be said to be characterised by the
+windmills which occupy every height, and thus testify to the
+sluggish nature of the streams watering the plains by the want of
+water-power.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_12" href="#FNanchor_12" class="label">[12]</a> The Prussians seize all forage not under escort and for our
+own use. Had they known this last was not the case, our non-commissioned
+officer would have availed little.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_13" href="#FNanchor_13" class="label">[13]</a> In English we have no word which will translate.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_14" href="#FNanchor_14" class="label">[14]</a> The <i lang="fr">cornette</i>.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_15" href="#FNanchor_15" class="label">[15]</a> Le Nôtre had five feet (French) difference of level between one
+side and the other to remove. There is no accounting for taste.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_16" href="#FNanchor_16" class="label">[16]</a> It once was a garden, but was destroyed by the great fire.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_17" href="#FNanchor_17" class="label">[17]</a> These <i lang="fr">bergeries</i> are very numerous in the neighbourhood of
+Paris, where it seems the fashion among the great proprietors to
+keep flocks of merinos. Almost every chateau has its <i lang="fr">bergerie</i>
+and <i lang="fr">vacherie</i>. We have one here in Stain belonging to M. le
+Marquis de Livry, as I know to my cost. The <i lang="fr">bergerie</i> consists
+of low sheds, forming a square. Within, they are fitted up with
+low racks for hay. The sheep are kept in these all the winter,
+and at night during the summer.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_18" href="#FNanchor_18" class="label">[18]</a> I cannot <span class="allsmcap">FEEL</span> in public, especially when a <em>showman</em> is telling
+me in a garbled manner that which would spontaneously
+flash across the memory if left to one’s self. When we do not
+<em>feel</em>, we <em>can’t write</em>.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_19" href="#FNanchor_19" class="label">[19]</a> Angélique told me since that Mademoiselle Rose fled to the
+woods with the rest of the villagers, and only returned when
+they did.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_20" href="#FNanchor_20" class="label">[20]</a> I suspect a fact I have since remembered must have suggested
+the idea of charging us with the lead. Finding the horses very
+ragged when I first joined the troop, I ordered all their manes
+to be plaited and loaded with lead, of which a sufficiency could
+have been picked up about the chateau or lawn, or off the ends
+or remnants of the <em>already</em> cut pipes.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_21" href="#FNanchor_21" class="label">[21]</a> The two reserve troops.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_22" href="#FNanchor_22" class="label">[22]</a> Under the cliffs at the other extremity, near the Barrière de
+Clichy, is a similar mound, originating, no doubt, in the same
+way. It is now covered with fine trees, and forms an agreeable
+object as one approaches the Barrière. Its name (<i lang="fr">Monceau</i>) perhaps
+points to its origin.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_23" href="#FNanchor_23" class="label">[23]</a> Early riser as I am, my neighbour here beat me considerably,
+for I always used to hear him harnessing his horses for
+work before daylight, which he did with a pretty annoying
+quantity of noise and chattering.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_24" href="#FNanchor_24" class="label">[24]</a> To me the most interesting part of this mound was its
+history, rising abruptly as it does so much above the surrounding
+ground. Is it an enormous barrow, like Silbury, or is it a natural
+accumulation of alluvium?</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_25" href="#FNanchor_25" class="label">[25]</a> It must be remembered that in those days these, as well as
+many other things quite common in England, were novelties to
+Englishmen.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_26" href="#FNanchor_26" class="label">[26]</a> The rough journal from which I have with much trouble
+compiled this copy is here so confused and imperfect as to be of
+little or no use; and my great auxiliaries—letters to my wife,
+from which I was enabled to correct or confirm dates, and to
+make more circumstantial many subjects only mentioned in the
+journal—I have unwittingly destroyed. During my stay at Stain,
+too, I wrote by fits and starts. Amongst new scenes of every
+kind, and new people, the excitement was too great to admit of
+shutting one’s self up for study or writing. Thus, from the period
+I have now reached, my means are so few, that it is quite impossible
+to bring my journal (as I wished) down to our final departure
+from France—as complete as it might have been.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_27" href="#FNanchor_27" class="label">[27]</a> At three in the morning, when Lord Charles and his companion
+immediately landed and tried to persuade me to do the
+same, but I remained on board until daylight.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_28" href="#FNanchor_28" class="label">[28]</a> She cooked for us here.</p>
+
+</div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+
+<div class="p4 transnote">
+<a id="TN"></a>
+<p><strong>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE</strong></p>
+
+<p>Footnote <span class="fnanchor">[21]</span> is referenced twice from <a href="#Page_197">page 197</a>.</p>
+
+<p>Obvious typographical errors and punctuation errors have been
+corrected after careful comparison with other occurrences within
+the text and consultation of external sources.</p>
+
+<p>Some hyphens in words have been silently removed, some added,
+when a predominant preference was found in the original book.</p>
+
+<p>Except for those changes noted below, all misspellings in the text,
+and inconsistent or archaic usage, have been retained.</p>
+
+<p>
+<a href="#tn-15">Pg 15</a>: ‘sout de vrais brigands’ replaced by ‘sont de vrais brigands’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-62">Pg 62</a>: ‘the poperty of’ replaced by ‘the property of’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-71">Pg 71</a>: ‘Inhabiants there’ replaced by ‘Inhabitants there’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-87">Pg 87</a>: ‘cornetts’ replaced by ‘cornettes’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-115">Pg 115</a>: ‘Cossac’s wounds’ replaced by ‘Cossack’s wounds’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-183">Pg 183</a>: ‘M. le Berger de’ replaced by ‘M. le Berger and’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-197">Pg 197</a>: ‘Garges, Arnonville’ replaced by ‘Garges, Arnouville’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-244">Pg 244</a>: ‘pleasing undulalation’ replaced by ‘pleasing undulation’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-278">Pg 278</a>: ‘the slighest moment’ replaced by ‘the slightest moment’.<br>
+<a href="#tn-286">Pg 286</a>: ‘a a delicate pink’ replaced by ‘a delicate pink’.<br>
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