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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75806 ***
+
+
+
+[Illustration: _Sir Frederick and Lady Broome with Monsieur Puppy_]
+
+
+
+
+COLONIAL MEMORIES
+
+
+
+
+ COLONIAL
+ MEMORIES
+
+ BY
+ LADY BROOME
+
+ LONDON
+ SMITH, ELDER, & CO.
+ 15 WATERLOO PLACE
+ 1904
+
+ [All rights reserved]
+
+
+
+
+ Printed by Ballantyne, Hanson & Co.
+ At the Ballantyne Press
+
+
+
+
+NOTE
+
+
+My cordial thanks are due—and given—to the Editor of the _Cornhill
+Magazine_, within whose pages some of these “Memories” have from time
+to time appeared, for permission to republish them in this form. Also
+to the Editor of the _Boudoir_, where my “Girls—Old and New” made their
+_début_ last season.
+
+ M. A. B.
+
+ _October 1904_
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ A Personal Story ix
+
+ I. Old New Zealand 1
+
+ II. Old New Zealand—_Continued_ 21
+
+ III. Old New Zealand—_Continued_ 33
+
+ IV. A Modern New Zealand 40
+
+ V. Natal Memories 55
+
+ VI. “Stella Clavisque Maris Indici” 80
+
+ VII. General Charles Gordon 103
+
+ VIII. Western Australia 110
+
+ IX. Western Australia—_Continued_ 127
+
+ X. The Enrolled Guard 144
+
+ XI. Trinidad 149
+
+ XII. Trinidad—_Continued_ 169
+
+ XIII. Rodrigues 184
+
+ XIV. Colonial Servants 203
+
+ XV. Interviews 224
+
+ XVI. A Cooking Memory 240
+
+ XVII. Bird Notes 255
+
+ XVIII. Humours of Bird Life 275
+
+ XIX. Girls—Old and New 293
+
+
+
+
+A PERSONAL STORY
+
+
+Almost the first thing I can remember is listening with fascinated
+interest to an old gipsy woman, who insisted on telling my fortune one
+summer afternoon on Cannock Chase long, long ago. I was very reluctant
+to undergo what seemed to me a terrible ordeal, but I was encouraged
+to do so by my nurse, to whom she had just promised “a knight riding
+over a plain.” However, my Sibyl only touched on two points. First,
+she looked at my little hand and said: “I see a stream of gold flowing
+through your palm. Sometimes it runs full and free, sometimes scant and
+slow, but it is _never_ quite dry.” Then she doubled up my childish
+fingers and went on, “But this hand cannot close on money: you’ll never
+be rich”—an utterance which has come exactly and literally true, and
+the remembrance of which has often been a comfort to me in hard times.
+Then she insisted on looking at the sole of my foot, and pronounced
+that it would “wander up and down the earth; north and south, east
+and west, to countries not yet discovered.” She concluded by crying
+dramatically: “Earth holds no home for you, earth holds no grave;
+you’ll be drowned.” Now, as I must have made something like forty ocean
+voyages in the course of my life, I may be said to have spent it in
+tempting my Fate. However that may be, the old woman’s prophecy was
+written down at the time, and, so far as the wandering part of it goes,
+no one who reads these pages can question its truth.
+
+Born in Jamaica, where my father was the last “Island Secretary,”—a
+Patent Office, held in conjunction with the late Mr. Charles Greville
+of Memoir fame, and long since divided into four parts—I began to
+wander to and from England before I was two years old, and had crossed
+the Atlantic five times by 1852 when I married Captain (afterwards Sir
+George) Barker, K.C.B. I lived in England for the next eight years,
+whilst he served all through the Crimean War and the Indian Mutiny. I
+joined him at the first possible moment after the Mutiny, and arrived
+in India at the close of 1860. He was then commanding the Royal
+Artillery in Bengal, with the rank of Brigadier-General, a position
+held at this moment by our eldest son.
+
+The tragic events of that terrible time were fresh in our minds,
+the struggle having just closed; and as I was brought in contact
+immediately with many of the principal actors, I naturally wished
+to hear details of the thrilling scenes through which they had
+just passed, but I found that no one wanted to talk about them. We
+started directly after I arrived in Calcutta on a sort of Military
+Promenade with the Commander-in-Chief, Sir Hugh Rose (afterwards Lord
+Strathnairn), and joined his camp at Lucknow. We stayed with friends
+there whilst our tents, &c., were being procured, and I remember that
+the walls of my vast bedroom were riddled with shot! There I also met
+ladies who had behaved in the most heroic and splendid way all through
+the siege; but I found to my amazement that they wanted to hear any
+little English chit-chat I might have to tell, instead of saying
+one word about those historic days or their share in them. If this
+reticence had arisen from any dread of re-awakening sleeping memories,
+I could have understood and respected it, but it really seemed to me at
+the time as if they had positively forgotten all they had just passed
+through, or did not deem it of sufficient interest to talk about,
+wanting only to hear what was going on “at home.” It must be remembered
+how far away England was in those days—forty odd years ago. Few
+newspapers, no telegraph, hardly an illustrated paper even—so it was
+perhaps no wonder that they were all suffering from what Aytoun calls—
+
+ “The deep, unutterable woe
+ Which none save exiles feel,”
+
+and always wanted to talk of the dear distant land of their birth.
+
+My own stay in India hardly lasted eight months, but I saw a great deal
+of the country in our four months marching through it. The camp broke
+up in March at the foot of the Himalayas just as the hot winds were
+beginning to make tent-life disagreeable. We then went up to Simla, and
+“Peterhof”—afterwards greatly enlarged and made into the Vice-regal
+residence—was taken as the headquarters of the R.A. staff.
+
+In that beautiful spot the first great sorrow of my life came to me. I
+lost my kind, good husband there; and returned to England after less
+than a year’s absence.
+
+For the next four years I lived quietly with my two little sons among
+my own people, but in 1865 I met Mr. Napier Broome, a young and very
+good-looking New Zealand sheep farmer, who persuaded me to change the
+whole course of my life and go back to New Zealand with him! Certainly
+the influence of that old gipsy woman must have been very strong just
+then; and I often wonder how I could have had the courage to take
+such a step, for it entailed leaving my boys behind as well as all my
+friends and most of the comforts and conveniences of life. But at the
+time it seemed the most natural thing in the world to do, and we sailed
+merrily away directly after our marriage in the summer of that year.
+
+I tell elsewhere,[1] as well as in the following pages, the story of
+the three supremely happy years which followed this wild and really
+almost wicked step on our parts. The life was full of charm and
+novelty, though so venturesome; but at first it seemed as if love was
+not to be allowed to “be lord of all,” for a crisis in the affairs of
+the Colony came just after the great snowstorm, and from one cause and
+another the value of real estate as well as of wool sank terribly. It
+was, therefore, with sadly diminished means we returned to England
+early in 1869, to be met by a chorus of “we told you so” from all our
+friends! However, we felt full of hope and courage, and set about at
+once seeking for some other means of livelihood.
+
+My husband had always been very fond of literature, and had tried his
+hand more or less successfully at poetry. Still it was with great
+diffidence that he walked into Messrs. Macmillan’s office one fine June
+morning in 1869 and asked to see the editor of _Macmillan’s Magazine_.
+Mr. (afterwards Sir George) Grove received him at once and was both
+kind and encouraging, promising to look at a little poem called “Sunset
+off the Azores.” This interview, which resulted in the immediate
+acceptance of the verses, three of which are given below,[2] led to a
+life-long friendship, not only with dear Mr. Grove, whom to know was to
+love, but also with Mr. Alexander Macmillan, who was always kindness
+itself to both of us, and was responsible for putting the idea of
+writing into my head. At his suggestion I inflicted “Station Life in
+New Zealand,” as well as several story-books for children, on a patient
+and long-suffering public.
+
+Almost at the same time an introduction to Mr. Delane of the _Times_
+led to Mr. Napier Broome’s being taken on the staff of that paper as
+special correspondent and reviewer, in fact, a sort of general utility
+man. How well I remember the anxiety and care with which my husband
+wrote his first review, and the pride and joy with which he showed me
+a charming little note from Mr. Delane, in which, referring to a hope
+on Mr. Broome’s part of getting a clerkship in the House of Commons,
+he said: “Do not take any definite post at present, for you have an
+estate in your inkstand.” And indeed so it proved, for work flowed in
+only too fast. As _Times_ Special Correspondent he had many interesting
+experiences, amongst them being a visit to Petersburg to describe the
+late Duke of Edinburgh’s marriage.
+
+Perhaps the episode which stands out most clearly before me is a
+certain _tour-de-force_, as Mr. Delane himself called it, springing
+out of the Commune riots at the close of the siege of Paris. We had
+been paying a visit in Staffordshire in the early autumn of that tragic
+year, and reached home one Saturday evening just in time for dinner,
+and to find the well-known _Times_ messenger seated in the hall with
+three or four large blue bags around him. He handed my husband a
+note from Mr. Delane, explaining that these bags contained a heap of
+miscellaneous printed matter taken from the “Cabinet Noir” at the sack
+of the Tuilleries, and requiring a series of articles to be made out of
+them.
+
+Well, it was already late, and the papers had to be sorted, translated,
+and the first article written by Monday morning. So we set to work
+directly after dinner. It took all that night merely to sort the
+papers and reduce them to an orderly sequence. Much of the material
+before us had to be rejected as being either uninteresting or of a
+private and personal nature below the dignity of the _Times_ to notice.
+The whole of the next day—with only pauses for our meals and hasty
+toilets—was devoted to arranging the papers into separate parts for
+three consecutive articles of three columns each which Mr. Delane
+had asked for. Then came the work of translation, which I undertook,
+supplying my husband with hastily scribbled sheets from which he wrote
+his article. The printer’s boy appeared about midnight and dozed in the
+hall, occasionally tapping at the door for the large envelope full of
+MSS. which he sent off by cab. All Monday and Monday night as well as
+all Tuesday did the work go on. It was too interesting and exciting to
+think of sleep, and it was something like two o’clock on Tuesday night,
+or rather Wednesday morning, when, the third and last article being
+finished, my husband took it himself down to Printing House Square
+for the sake of the drive, and I crawled up to bed! It was literally
+crawling, for I remember I sat down on the stairs and had a good cry,
+which I found most refreshing and comforting.
+
+I too was asked to write many of the _Times_ reviews of novels, and as
+I was invited the next year to be the first Lady Superintendent of the
+National School of Cookery, and I became also the Editor of a Magazine,
+we both had plenty of agreeable and congenial work, as well as the
+satisfaction of earning between us a comfortable income.
+
+This busy but very pleasant London life went smoothly on until 1875,
+when the gipsy took us once more in hand I suppose, for, quite
+unexpectedly, my husband received an offer from the then Secretary of
+State for the Colonies, the late Lord Carnarvon, to go out with Sir
+Garnet Wolseley[3] to Natal as his Colonial Secretary. It required a
+good deal of courage to again suddenly and violently alter our mode of
+life, especially as only a few hours could be allowed for decision,
+but both Mr. Delane and the late Duke of Somerset[4] strongly advised
+my husband to accept the offer. The Duke had been the Chairman of the
+Royal Commission on Unseaworthy Ships, of which my husband was the
+Secretary, and ever since they had been thus brought into contact the
+Duke had honoured the clever young _Times_ writer with a steady and
+delightful friendship, and had always shown the keenest interest in his
+career.
+
+So once more our pretty and pleasant home in Thurloe Square was broken
+up, and my husband started before the week was out for Natal, with Sir
+Garnet Wolseley and his brilliant staff. I could not break off the
+threads of my own work so rapidly as all that, and I did not go out
+to Natal until six months later. My stay there only lasted a little
+over a year, and I brought my two small boys back again early in 1877,
+settled them in England, and then joined my husband in Mauritius,
+where he was Lieutenant-Governor, in 1880. My own happiness as well as
+usefulness there was sadly marred by ill-health, which finally drove me
+home in 1881, and I had to remain in England until Mr. Napier Broome
+was appointed Governor of Western Australia in 1882. By that time I
+had recovered sufficiently to go round by Mauritius in one of the fine
+boats of the Messageries Maritimes, which then ran between Marseilles
+and Australia, and pick him up and go on to South Australia, from
+whence we had to retrace our steps across the Great Australian Bight
+to King George Sound. That was in the first days of June 1883. The
+next year he was made a K.C.M.G., and came to England in 1885, when he
+gave a lecture at the Royal Colonial Institute on “Western Australia,”
+at which H.R.H. the Prince of Wales graciously took, for the first
+time in the history of the Institute, the chair. It is impossible to
+estimate the good effect that lecture had in attracting attention to
+the Cinderella of the Australian colonies, or the deep gratification
+of the colonists themselves at His Royal Highness’ kindly interest. It
+was quite the first step on Western Australia’s road to progress and
+prosperity, and I do not believe that at least this generation will
+ever cease to be grateful to their Sovereign for helping them by his
+presence and patronage when they were indeed “poor and of no account.”
+
+In 1890 we left Western Australia amid heart-breaking farewells, in
+order to enable the Governor to see the Bill for giving Responsible
+Government to the Colony (which had been thrown out the Session before)
+through the House of Commons. That proved a most interesting and
+exciting summer, necessitating Sir Frederick’s constant attendance
+before the Select Committee. But his efforts, aided by those of two
+other delegates,[5] were successful, and the Bill was triumphantly
+carried through to the great advantage of the Colony.
+
+I have often thought since, that those seven years were perhaps the
+happiest part of my very happy life. The climate, except when a hot
+wind was blowing in summer, was delightful, the Government House, an
+excellent and comfortable one, stood in beautiful gardens, and the
+life was simple and primitive, for no one was rich in those days, and
+the society was small and friendly. Sir Frederick worked hard for
+the development of the vast Colony, which held a million square but
+sandy miles within its borders, finding his task congenial as well as
+deeply interesting. I worked too in various little ways, and amongst
+other plans I collected all the girls in Perth on Monday afternoons
+and read aloud to them for a couple of hours whilst they worked. We
+began with Green’s “Short History of the English People,” and went on
+to Justin M‘Carthy’s “History of our own Times,” and then Motley’s
+“Dutch Republic,” and “Thirty Years’ War.” It was only an experiment at
+first, but it succeeded splendidly, thanks to the thirst for knowledge
+which all these pretty and charming girls displayed. No weather ever
+prevented their coming, and it would have been hard to decide who
+enjoyed those afternoons most, the reader or her very attentive and
+intelligent audience.
+
+I can answer for myself that it was a terrible wrench to leave that
+dear home to which we had both become so truly attached; however,
+the gipsy’s weird utterances had to be carried out, and a fresh home
+was soon started in Trinidad, to which part of the “Bow of Ulysses”
+my husband was appointed Governor in 1891. There the life was, of
+course, very different, and so was the climate and the surroundings.
+Still the interesting work went on, but there had to be a brief visit
+to England—often only lasting three weeks—every year. Unlike most
+other Governments there was no rest or change of air possible in the
+Colony itself, so the English visit became a necessity for health
+besides affording an opportunity for settling many questions of local
+importance.
+
+Our time there was drawing to a close in 1896, and already a movement
+was on foot (as had been the case in Western Australia) to petition the
+Secretary of State for an extension of Sir Frederick’s term of office,
+when, like a bolt out of the blue, came an illness full of suffering
+which speedily put an end to a career of great promise, and to his life
+three months later.
+
+Since 1896 I have therefore ceased wandering up and down the face of
+the globe, and, except for short trips abroad and a long and delightful
+visit to America last summer, I may be said to have settled down to a
+less roving life; but I feel the gipsy prophecy still holds good, and
+that no doubt my present little home will one day change its ground.
+
+As it is, I often wonder which is the dream—the shifting scenes of
+former days, so full of interest as well as of everything which
+could make life dear and precious, or these monotonous years when
+I feel like a shipwrecked swimmer, cast up by a wave, out of reach
+of immediate peril it is true, but far removed from all except the
+commonplace of existence. Still it is much to have known the best and
+highest of earthly happiness; to have “loved and been beloved,” and to
+have found faithful friends who stood fast even in the darkest days.
+Among these friends I would fain believe there are some unknown ones,
+who have perhaps read my little books in their childhood, and to whom I
+venture to address these lines explaining as it were my personal story,
+with an entreaty for forgiveness if I have made it _too_ personal.
+
+
+
+
+COLONIAL MEMORIES
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+OLD NEW ZEALAND
+
+
+It has so chanced that quite lately I have heard a good deal of this
+beautiful and flourishing portion of our “Britain-over-sea,” and these
+reports have stirred the old memories of days gone by when it was
+almost a _terra incognita_—as indeed were many of our splendid Colonial
+possessions—to the home-dweller. But the home-dweller proper hardly
+exists in this twentieth century, and the globe-trotter has taken his
+place. Even the latter sobriquet was unknown in my day, and I was
+regarded as quite going into exile when, some eight-and-thirty years
+ago, I sailed with my husband for his sheep-station on the Canterbury
+Plains. As far as I was concerned, the life there afforded the sharpest
+of all sharp contrasts, but it was none the less happy and delightful
+for that.
+
+The direct line of passenger-ships only took us as far as Melbourne,
+and then came a dismal ten or twelve days in a wretched little
+steamer, struggling along a stormy coast before the flourishing Port
+Lyttelton of the present day (a shabby village in 1865) was reached.
+Yet the great tunnel through the Port Hills was well on its way even
+then, and the railway to connect the port and the young town of
+Christchurch was confidently talked of. Even in those early days, the
+new-comer was struck by the familiar air of everything; and, so far
+as my own experience goes, New Zealand is certainly the most English
+colony I have seen. It never seems to have attracted the heterogeneous
+races of which the population of other colonies is so largely composed.
+For example, in Mauritius the Chinese and Arab element is almost
+as numerous as the French and English. In Trinidad there are large
+colonies of Spanish and German settlers, without counting in both these
+islands the enormous Indian population which we have brought there to
+cultivate the sugar-cane; and in all the principal towns of Australia
+the “foreigner” thrives and flourishes. But New Zealand has always been
+beautifully and distinctly English, and the grand Imperial idea has
+there fallen on congenial soil and taken deep root.
+
+Even in the days I speak of, Christchurch, though an infant town,
+looked pretty on account of its picturesque situation on the banks
+of the Avon. The surrounding country was a sort of rolling prairie,
+ideally suitable for sheep, with the magnificent Southern Alps for
+a background. And what a climate, and what a sky, and what an air!
+The only fault I had to find with the atmospheric conditions was
+the hot wind. But hot winds were new to me in those days, and I
+rebelled against them accordingly. Now I begin to think hot winds blow
+everywhere out of England. In South Africa, in Mauritius, in all parts
+of Australia, one suffers from them, to say nothing of India, where
+they are on the largest possible scale.
+
+The first six months of my New Zealand life was spent in Christchurch,
+waiting for the little wooden house to be cut out and sent up country
+to our sheep-station in the Malvern Hills. How absurdly primitive
+it all was, and yet how one delighted in it! I well remember the
+“happy thought”—when the question arose of the size of drawing and
+dining-rooms—of spreading our carpets out on the grass and planning the
+house round them. And the joy of settling in, when the various portions
+of the little dwelling had been conveyed some seventy-five miles inland
+to our happy valley and fitted together. The doors and window-frames
+had all come from America ready-made, but the rest of the house was cut
+out of the kauri pine from the forests in the North Island.
+
+The first thing I had to learn was that New Zealand meant really
+_three_ islands—two big ones and a little one. Everybody knows about
+the North and the Middle Islands, which are the big ones, but the
+little Stewart Island often confused me by sometimes being called
+the South Island, which it really is. A number of groups of small
+islets have been added to the colony since then, such as the Cook and
+Kermadec Islands, but I do not fancy they are inhabited. The colony was
+really not a quarter of a century old when I knew it, as it had been a
+dependency of New South Wales up to 1842, and it owes its separation
+and rapid development to the New Zealand Company, which started with
+a Royal charter. The Canterbury Association sent out four ships which
+took four months to reach Port Cooper in the Middle Island (now the
+flourishing seaport of Lyttelton), only sixteen years before I landed
+there.
+
+The cathedral had not risen above its foundations in 1865, but I was
+struck with the well-paved streets, good “side-walks,” gas-lamps,
+drinking-fountains, and even red pillar-boxes exactly like the one
+round the corner to-day. And it seemed all the more marvellous to me,
+who had just gone through the lengthy and costly experience of dragging
+my own little possessions across those stormy seas round the Cape of
+Good Hope, to think of all these aids to civilisation having come by
+the same route. Now I am assured you can get anything and everything
+you might possibly want, on the spot, but in those days one eagerly
+watched a _déménagement_ as a good opportunity for furnishing.
+
+We had brought all our goods and chattels out with us, and the wooden
+house was soon turned into a very pretty comfortable little homestead.
+The great trouble was getting the garden started. The soil was
+magnificent, and everything in that Malvern Valley grew splendidly if
+the north-west winds would only allow it. Hedges of cytisus were always
+planted a month or so before sowing the dwarf green peas, in order that
+they might have some shelter, and this plan answered very well. I could
+not, however, start a hedge of cytisus all round my little lawn, and
+the consequence was that the blades of grass on that spot could easily
+be counted, and that I discovered a luxuriant patch of “English grass”
+about a mile down the flat, where a little dip in the ground had made
+a shelter for the flying seed. And the melancholy part of the story
+was that English grass-seed cost a guinea a pound! I was quite able
+to appreciate, three years later, the ecstasy of delight of a little
+New Zealand girl, who, beholding the Isle of Wight for the first time,
+exclaimed to me: “How rich they must be! Why, it’s all laid down in
+English grass!”
+
+Other flower-seeds, of course, shared the same fate, and it was indeed
+gardening under difficulties. But in the vegetable-garden consolation
+could be found in the potatoes, strawberries, and green peas, which
+were huge in size and abundant in quantity.
+
+Indoors all soon looked bright and cheery; and besides the books we
+brought out, I started a magazine and book club in connection with a
+London library, which answered very well, and gave great delight to our
+neighbours, chiefly shepherds. These men were often of Scotch or north
+of England birth, and of a very good type. Their lives, however, were
+necessarily monotonous and lonely, and they were very glad of books. We
+had a short Church service every Sunday afternoon, to which they gladly
+came, and then they took new books back with them.
+
+The only grudge I ever had against these men was that they all tried
+to provide themselves with wives among my maids, and by so doing
+greatly added to my difficulties with these damsels. Far from accepting
+Strephon’s honourable proposals, Chloe would make these offers—which
+apparently bored her—an excuse for giving up her place and returning to
+the gay metropolis.
+
+I honestly think those maids (I had but two of them at a time) were
+the chief, if not the only, real worry of my happy New Zealand life.
+Nothing would ever induce them to remain more than four months at the
+station. In spite of the suitors, they found it “lonely,” and away
+they went. Changing was such a troublesome business and always meant
+a week without any servants at all, for the dray—their sole means of
+conveyance—took two days on the road each way, and then there were
+always stores to buy and bring back, and the driver declared his horses
+needed a couple of days’ rest in town. Some of the various reasons
+the maids gave for leaving were truly absurd. Once I came into the
+kitchen on a bright winter’s morning to find them seated on a sort of
+sofa (made of chintz-covered boxes), clasped in each other’s arms, and
+weeping bitterly. With difficulty I got out of them that their sole
+grievance was the sound of the bleating of the sheep, a “mob” of which
+were feeding on the nearest hillside. It was “lonesome like,” and they
+must return to town immediately.
+
+These girls, as well as their predecessors and successors, were a
+continual mystery to me, and I never could understand why they became
+servants at all. Not one of them ever had the faintest idea of what
+duties she had to perform or how to perform them. A cook had never,
+apparently, been in a kitchen before, nor had the housemaid ever seen,
+or at least handled, a broom or a duster. I was only an ignorant
+beginner in those days, and yet found myself obliged to teach the most
+elementary duties. They were nearly all factory-girls; and when I asked
+“Who did these things for you at home?” always answered “Mother.” They
+had never held a needle until I taught them how to do so; and as for
+mending or darning, that was regarded as sheer waste of time. The first
+thing they had to learn was to bake bread, and as, unfortunately, the
+best teacher was our head shepherd—a good-looking, well-to-do young
+man—the “courting” began very soon, though it never seemed successful,
+and poor Ridge’s heart must have been torn to pieces during those three
+years of obdurate pupils.
+
+I must, however, say here that, ignorant to an incredible degree as
+my various “helps” were, I found them perfectly honest and perfectly
+respectable. I never had the slightest fault to find on either of these
+counts. Sobriety went without saying, for it was compulsory, as the
+nearest public-house was a dozen miles away across trackless hills.
+
+It was a real tragic time, for me at least, that constantly recurring
+week between the departure and arrival of my maids; but I am inclined
+to think, on mature reflection, that my worst troubles arose from the
+volunteers who insisted on helping me. These kindly A.D.C.’s,—owners
+or pupils on neighbouring stations,—all professed to be quite familiar
+with domestic matters. But I found a sad falling-off when it came to
+putting their theories into practice in my kitchen. It generally turned
+out that they had made a hasty study of various paragraphs in that
+useful work “Inquire Within, &c.,” and then started forth to carry out
+the directions they had mastered. For instance, one stalwart neighbour
+presented a smiling face at our hall-door one morning and said:—
+
+“I’ve come to wash up.”
+
+“That is very kind of you,” I replied; “but are you sure you know how?”
+
+“Oh yes—just try me, and you’ll see. Very hot water, you know: boiling,
+in fact.”
+
+Well, there was no difficulty about the hot water, which was poured
+into a tub in which a good many of my pretty china plates and dishes
+were standing. The next moment I heard a yell and a crash—and I am
+very much afraid “a big, big D——”—and my “help” was jumping about the
+kitchen wringing his hands and shouting for cotton-wool and salad-oil
+and what not. It seemed a mere detail after this calamity to discover
+that half-a-dozen plates were broken and as many more cracked. “The
+beastly thing was so hot” being the excuse.
+
+The first time the maids left I thought I would, so to speak, victual
+the garrison beforehand, and I had quantities of bread baked and butter
+churned and meat-pies made and joints roasted; but at the end of a
+couple of days the larder was nearly empty, partly on account of the
+gigantic appetites we all had, and partly because of the addition to
+our home party of all these volunteers who always seized the excuse of
+helping. As a matter of fact, my “helps” generally betook themselves
+to a rifle-range F. had set up down the valley, or else they organised
+athletic sports. I should not have minded their doing so, if it had
+not, apparently, increased their appetites.
+
+Never can I forget an awful experience I went through with one of my
+earliest attempts at bread-making. I felt it was a serious matter, and
+not to be lightly taken in hand, so I turned my helps, one and all, out
+of the kitchen, and proceeded to carry out the directions as written
+down. First the dough was to be “set.” That was an anxious business.
+The prescribed quantity of flour had to be put in a milk-pan, the
+orthodox hole in the centre of the white heap was duly made, and then
+came the critical moment of adding the yeast. There was only one bottle
+of this precious ingredient left, and it was evidently very much “up,”
+as yeast ought to be. Under these circumstances, to take out the cork
+of that bottle was exactly like firing a pistol, and I do not like
+firing pistols. So I was obliged to call for an assistant. All rushed
+in gleefully, declaring that opening yeast-bottles was their show
+accomplishment, but F. was the first to seize it. He gave it a great
+shake. Out flew the cork right up to the rafters, and after it flew
+_all_ my beautiful yeast, leaving only dregs of hops and potatoes,
+which F., turning the bottle upside down, emptied into the flour. Of
+course it was all spoiled, though I tried hard to produce something of
+the nature of bread out of it. But certainly it was horribly heavy and
+damp.
+
+One thing my New Zealand experiences taught me, and that was the skill
+and patience and variety of knowledge required to produce the simple
+things of our daily life—things which we accept as much as a matter of
+course as the air we breathe. But if you have to attempt them yourself,
+you end by having a great respect for those who do them apparently
+without effort.
+
+I have often been asked how we amused ourselves in that lonely
+valley. There was not very much time for amusement, for we were all
+very busy. There was mustering and drafting to be done, besides the
+annual business of shearing, which was a tremendous affair. It is
+true I developed quite a talent for grafting pleasure upon business;
+and when a long boundary ride had to be taken, or a new length of
+fencing inspected (in those days wire fences could not be put up even
+at that comparatively short distance from a town under £100 a mile),
+I contrived to make it a sort of picnic, and enjoyed it thoroughly.
+The one drawback to my happiness was the dreadful track—it were gross
+flattery to call it a road—over which our way generally led us. No
+English horse would have attempted the break-neck places our nags took
+us safely over. Up and down slippery steep stairs, where all four feet
+had to be collected carefully on each step, before an attempt to reach
+the next could be made; across swamps where there was no foothold
+except on an occasional tussock; over creeks with crumbling banks. At
+first I really could not believe that I was expected to follow over
+such places, but I was only adjured to “sit tight and leave it all to
+my horse,” and certainly I survived to tell the tale! The only fall I
+had during all those three years of real rough-riding was cantering
+over a perfectly smooth plain, when a little bag strapped to my saddle
+slipped down and struck my very spirited mare beneath her body. She
+bucked frantically, and I flew into space, alighting on the point of my
+shoulder, which I broke. On that occasion I was the victim of a good
+deal of amateur surgery, but it all came right eventually, though I
+could not use my arm for a long time.
+
+But to return to our amusements. Boar-hunting was perhaps the most
+exciting; though I was not allowed to call that an amusement, for it
+was absolutely necessary to keep down the wild pigs, which we owe to
+Captain Cook. A sow will follow very young lambs until they drop,
+separating them from their mothers and giving them no rest. When
+the poor little things fall exhausted the sow then devours them,
+but it is almost impossible to track and shoot these same sows, for
+they hide themselves and their litters in the most marvellous way.
+The shepherds occasionally come across them, and then have a great
+orgy of sucking-pig. But the big boar whose shoulder-scales are like
+plated armour and quite bullet-proof, and whose tusks are as sharp as
+razors, gives really very good sport, and must be warily stalked. These
+expeditions had always to be undertaken on foot, and I insisted on
+going because I had heard gruesome stories of accidents to sportsmen,
+who had perished of cold and hunger on desolate hillsides when out
+after boars. So I always begged to be taken out stalking, and as I
+carried a basket with sandwiches and cake and a bottle of cold tea, my
+company was graciously accepted.
+
+These expeditions always took place in the winter, for the affairs of
+the sheep seemed to occupy most of the summer, and besides it would
+have been too hot for climbing steep hillsides and exploring long
+winding gullies in anything but cold May and June weather. The boars
+gave excellent sport, and I well remember, after a long day’s stalk
+up the gorge of the Selwyn River, our pride and triumph when F., who
+had taken a careful aim at what looked exactly like one of the grey
+boulders strewn about on the opposite hillside, fired his rifle, and a
+huge boar leapt into the air, only to fall dead and come crashing down
+the steep slope.
+
+Then there were some glorious days after wild cattle, but that was a
+long way off in the great Kowai Bush, and we had to camp out for nearly
+a week. It was difficult work getting through the forest, as, although
+there was a sort of track, it was often impassable by reason of fallen
+trees. Of course we were on foot; but it greatly adds to one’s work to
+have constantly to climb or scramble over a barrier of branches. All
+the gentlemen carried compasses as the only means of steering through
+the curious green gloom. Though it was the height of summer, we never
+saw a ray of sunshine, and it was always delightfully cool. Every now
+and then we came to a clearing, and so could see where we were. One of
+these openings showed us the great Waimakariri River swirling beneath
+its high wooded banks, and it was, just there, literally covered with
+wild duck—grey, blue, and “Paradise”—all excellent eating, but I am
+thankful to say that the sportsmen forbore to shoot, as it would have
+been impossible to retrieve the birds. Some fine young bullocks fell
+every day to their rifles; but although I heard the shots and the
+ensuing shouts of joy, the thickness of the “bush” always prevented
+(happily!) my seeing the victims.
+
+The undergrowth of that “bush”—_Anglicè_, forest—was the most beautiful
+thing imaginable, and the familiar stag’s-head and hart’s-tongue grew
+side by side with exquisite forms quite unknown to me. Besides the
+profusion of ferns, there was a wealth of delicate fairy-like foliage,
+but never a flower to be seen on account of the want of sun.
+
+In summer we sometimes went down to the nearest creek, about a mile
+away, for eel-fishing, but I did not care much for that form of sport.
+It meant sitting in star-light and solitude for many hours, and one
+got drenched with dew into the bargain. The preparations were the most
+amusing part, especially the making of balls of worsted-ends with lumps
+of mutton tied craftily in the middle; the idea being that when the eel
+snapped at the meat his teeth ought to stick in the worsted, and so he
+would become an easy prey to the angler. This came off according to the
+programme, and even I caught some; but they were far too heavy to lift
+out of the water, as there was no “playing” an eel, and the dead weight
+had to be raised by the flax-stick which was my only fishing-rod.
+However, quite enough of the horrid slimy things were secured to make
+succulent pies for those who liked them.
+
+We once invented an amusement for ourselves by going up a mountain on
+our station three thousand feet high, and sleeping there in order to
+see the sunrise next morning. I ought, perhaps, to explain that these
+Malvern Hills among which our sheep-station lay are really the lowest
+spurs of the great Southern Alps, so that even on our run the hills
+attained quite a respectable height. I had heard from those who had
+gone up this hill—quite near our little house—how wide and beautiful
+was the outlook from its summit, so I never rested until the expedition
+was arranged. Of course, it was only possible in the height of summer,
+and we chose an ideally beautiful afternoon for our start directly
+after an early dinner. It was possible to ride a good way up the hill,
+and then we dismounted (there were five of us), and took the saddles
+and bridles off the horses, tied them to flax-bushes within easy reach
+of good feed, and commenced the climb of the last and steepest bit of
+the ascent.
+
+It was rather amusing to find, as soon as it came to carrying them
+up ourselves, how many things were suddenly pronounced to be quite
+unnecessary. Food and drink had to be carried (the drink consisting
+of water for tea) and a pair of red blankets for shelter, and just
+one little extra blanket for me. My share of the porterage was only a
+bottle of milk strapped to my back—for it took both hands to scramble
+up, holding on to the long tussocks of grass—but I felt that I was
+laden to the extent of my carrying capacity! The four gentlemen had
+really heavy loads (“swags,” as they called all parcels or bundles),
+under which, however, they gallantly struggled up. There was no time to
+admire any view when at last we stood, breathless and panting, on the
+little plateau at the very top, for the twilight was fast fading, and
+there was the tent to be put up and wood to collect for the fire.
+
+Fortunately, all those hillsides were more or less strewn with charred
+logs of a splendid hard red wood, called “totara,” the last traces of
+the forest or bush with which they were once covered. The shepherds
+always pick up and bring down any of these logs which they come across
+when mustering or boundary-keeping, for they find them a great prize
+for their fires, burning slowly, and giving out a fine heat.
+
+When we came to pitch the tent, there seemed such a draught through
+it that I gave up my own particular blanket to block up one end, and
+contented myself with a little jacket. But oh, how cold it was! We
+did not find it out just at first, for we were all too busy settling
+ourselves, lighting the fire, unpacking, and so forth. But after we
+had eaten the pies and provisions, and drunk a quantity of tea, there
+did not seem much to do except to turn in so as to be ready for the
+sunrise. Some tussocks of coarse grass had been cut to make a sort of
+bed for me, after the fashion of the wild-pigs, who, the shepherds
+declare, “have clean sheets every night,” for they never use their lair
+more than once, and always sleep on fresh bitten-off grass. In spite of
+this luxury, however, I must say I found the ground _very_ hard, and
+the wind, against which the blankets seemed absolutely no protection,
+_very_ cold. Also the length of that night was something marvellous;
+and when we looked down into the valley and saw the lights twinkling
+in our own little homestead, and reflected that it could not be yet
+ten o’clock, a sense of foolishness took possession of us. Every one
+looked, as seen by the firelight, cold and miserable, but happily no
+one was cross or reproachful. Three of the gentlemen sat round the fire
+smoking all night, with occasional very weak “grogs” to cheer them. F.
+shared the tent with me and Nettle, my little fox-terrier; but Nettle
+showed himself a selfish doggie that night. I wanted him to sleep
+curled up at my back for warmth, but he would insist on so arranging
+himself that I was at _his_ back, which was not the same thing for me
+at all.
+
+We certainly verified the proverb of its being darkest before dawn,
+for the stars seemed to fade quite out, and an inky blackness stole
+over earth and sky an hour or so before a pale streak grew luminous in
+the east. I fear I must confess to having by that time quite forgotten
+my ardent desire to see the sunrise. All I thought of was the joy of
+getting home, and being warm once more; and, as soon as it was light
+enough to see anything, we began to strike the little tent and pack up
+the empty dishes and pannikins. But long before we could have thought
+it possible, and long before it could be seen from the deep valley
+below us, the sun uprose, and one felt as if one was looking at the
+majestic sight for the first time since the Creation. Nothing could
+have been more magnificent than the sudden flood of light bursting over
+the wide expanse. Fifty miles away, the glistening waves of the Pacific
+showed quite clearly; below us spread the vast Canterbury Plains, with
+the great Waimakariri River flowing through them like a tangle of
+silver ribbons. To the west rose steep, forest-covered hills, still
+dark and gloomy, with the eerie-looking outline of the snow-ranges
+rising behind. A light mist marked where the great Ellesmere Lake lay,
+the strange thing about which is that, although only a slight bar of
+sand separates it from the sea, its waters are quite fresh. All we
+could see of the River Rakaia were its steep banks, but beyond them
+again shone the gleam of the Rangitata’s waters, whilst close under our
+feet the Selwyn ran darkly through its narrow gorge. The little green
+patches of cultivation—so few and far between in those days—each with
+its tiny cottage, gave a little homelike touch which was delightful,
+as did also the strings of sheep going noisily down from their high
+camping-grounds to feed in the sheltered valleys or on the sunny
+slopes. It was certainly a most beautiful panorama, and we all agreed
+that it was well worth our long, cold night of waiting. Still, we got
+home as quickly as we could, and I remember the day proved a very quiet
+one. I suspect there were many surreptitious naps indulged in by us
+poor “Watchers of the Night.”
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+OLD NEW ZEALAND—_Continued_
+
+
+No wandering reminiscence of these distant days would be complete
+without a brief mention of the famous snowstorm of 1867, at which I
+assisted.
+
+I must say a prefatory word or two about the climate—so far as my
+three years’ experience went—in order to explain the full force of
+the disaster that fall of snow wrought. The winters were short and
+delicious, except for an occasional week of wet weather, which,
+however, was always regarded by the sheep-farmer as excellent for
+filling up the creeks, making the grass grow, and being everything
+that was natural and desirable. When it did not rain, the winter
+weather was simply enchanting, although one had to be prepared for its
+sudden caprices, for weather is weather even at the antipodes, and
+consequently unreliable. Sometimes we started on an ideally exquisite
+morning for a long ride on some station business. The air would be
+still and delicious, fresh and exhilarating to a degree hardly to be
+understood; the sun brilliant and just sufficiently warming. All would
+go well for four or five hours, until, perhaps, we had crossed a low
+saddle in the mountains and were coming home by the gorge of a river.
+In ten minutes everything might have changed. A sou’-wester would have
+sprung up as though let out of a bag, heavy drops of rain would be
+succeeded by a snow-flurry, in which it was not always easy to find
+one’s way home across swamps and over creeks, and the riders who set
+forth so gaily at ten of the clock that same morning would return in
+the fast-gathering darkness wet to the skin, or rather frozen to the
+bone. I have often found it difficult to get out of my habit, so stiff
+with frozen snow was its bodice.
+
+No one ever dreamed of catching cold, however, from the meteorological
+changes and chances, an immunity which no doubt we owed to the fact
+that we led, whether we liked it or not, an open-air life. The little
+weather-boarded house, with its canvas-papered lining, did not offer
+much protection from a hard frost, and I have often found a heap of
+feathery snow on a chair near my closed bedroom window; the snow having
+drifted in through the ill-fitting frame.
+
+Still these snow-showers, and even hard frosts (which usually melted by
+midday), did no harm to man or beast, and found us totally unprepared
+for the fall in August 1867. Of course there were no meteorological
+records kept in those days, for they had not long been started even in
+England, and we had nothing to go by except the Maori traditions, which
+held no record of anything the least like that snowstorm. Indeed, I had
+seldom seen snow lie on the ground for more than an hour after the sun
+rose, and it never was thought of as a danger in our comparatively low
+hills.
+
+I well remember that Monday morning and the strange restlessness which
+seemed to extend to the sheep, for they must have felt the coming
+trouble long before we thought of calamity. The weather during the last
+week of July had been quite beautiful, our regular winter weather, and
+we had taken advantage of it to send the dray down to Christchurch for
+supplies. My store-room was all but empty, and the tea-chest, flour
+and sugar bags, held hardly half-a-week’s consumption, so the drayman
+was charged not to linger, but to turn round and come back directly he
+got his load. When speaking of supplies it must be borne in mind that
+tinned provisions were almost unknown in those days, and certainly
+never found their way to a New Zealand sheep station. F. had also taken
+advantage of the beautiful open weather to ride down to Christchurch
+about wool matters, so I expected to be quite alone with a youth who
+was learning sheep-farming under F.’s auspices, and my two servants.
+
+But F. had hardly started before a cousin rode up the track and,
+hearing I was feeling somewhat depressed and lonely, very kindly
+volunteered to stay, and before the afternoon was over a neighbouring
+young squatter also appeared, and asked (as was quite a common thing
+in that hotel-less district) for shelter for the night. Nothing could
+have been more unexpected—except that one’s station guests always were
+unexpected—than these two visitors, but it proved a fortunate chance
+for me that they appeared just then.
+
+The weather was certainly curious, and we all noticed that the sound of
+the sheep’s bleat never ceased. Now the odd thing at a sheep station
+used to be that you hardly ever saw a sheep, and still more seldom
+heard one, except perhaps in the early morning, when they were coming
+down from their high camping-grounds. And sheep always “travel” head to
+wind, but the sheep that afternoon kept moving in exactly the contrary
+direction. Still I was not in the least uneasy about the weather,
+except as it might affect the comfort of F.’s seventy-five mile ride to
+town, and I knew he would be under comfortable shelter at a friend’s
+half-way house that night. So we gaily and lavishly partook of our
+supper-dinner, had an absurd game of whist, and went to bed as usual.
+
+It was no surprise to see snow falling steadily next morning, but it
+was disagreeable to find there was very little mutton in the house, and
+that it was quite likely the shepherd would wait for the weather to
+clear before starting across the hills and swamps between us and the
+little homestead where the woolshed stood, and from whence the business
+of the station was carried on.
+
+The three gentlemen lounged about all day and smoked a good deal.
+They told me afterwards how bitterly they regretted not having made
+some preparation in the way of at least bringing in fuel, or putting
+extra food for the fowls, &c. But each said to the other every five
+minutes, “Oh, you know snow in New Zealand _never_ lasts,” though their
+experience was only a very few years old. It was short commons that
+second day, and I thought sadly that the dray would have only reached
+Christchurch that evening! We all felt depressed, and, as no one had
+any use for depression up that valley, the sensation was quite new to
+us.
+
+It was not until we met on the third morning, however, that we at all
+acknowledged our fears. By this time the snow was at least four feet
+deep in the shallowest places, and still continued to fall steadily. It
+was impossible to see even where the fowl-house and pig-sties stood, on
+the weather side of the house. All the great logs of wood lying about
+waiting to be cut up were hidden, so was the little shed full of coal.
+A smooth high slope, like a hillock, stretched from the outer kitchen
+door, which could not be opened that morning, out into the floating
+whiteness. All our windows were nearly blocked up and became quite so
+by the evening, and no door except one, which opened inwards, could be
+used. And we had literally no food in the house. The tea at breakfast
+was merely coloured hot water, and we each had a couple of picnic
+biscuits. For dinner there was a little rice and salt. Imagine six
+people to be fed every day, and an empty larder and store-room!
+
+The day after that my maids declined to get up, declaring they
+preferred to “die warm”; so I took them in a sardine each, a few
+ratafia biscuits, and a spoonful of apricot jam. Those were our own
+rations for that day. We had by that time broken up every box for fuel,
+and only lighted a fire in the kitchen, where also a solitary candle
+burned.
+
+“Be very careful of the dips,” said one of my guests, “for I’ve read of
+people eating them.”
+
+“I hear the cat mewing under the house,” said another; “we’ll try to
+get hold of her.”
+
+“I wonder if those are the cows?” asked a third, pointing to three
+formless heaps high above the stockyard rails, but within them.
+
+By Friday morning the maids, still in bed, were asking tearfully, “And
+oh! when do you think we’ll be found, mum?” Whereas my anxiety was to
+find something to feed them with! We shook out a heap of discarded
+flour-bags and got, to our joy, quite a plateful of flour, and a
+careful smoothing out of the lead lining of old tea-chests yielded a
+few leaves, so we had girdle-cakes and tea that day. I was very unhappy
+about the dogs: the horses were out on the run as usual, so it was no
+use thinking of them.
+
+On Saturday there was literally nothing at all in the house (which
+was quite dark, remember), and my three starving men roped themselves
+together and struggled out, tunnelling through the snow, in the
+direction where they thought the fowl-house must lie. After a couple
+of hours’ hard work they hit upon its roof, tore off some of the
+wooden shingles, and captured a few bundles of feathers, which were
+what my poor dear hens were reduced to. However, there was a joyful
+struggle back, and after some hasty preparation the fowls were put
+into a saucepan with a lump of snow, for there was no water to be got
+anywhere, and a sort of stew resulted, of which we thankfully partook.
+This heartened up the gentlemen to make another sally to the stockyard
+in search of the cows. The clever creatures had kept moving round
+and round as the snow fell, so as to make a sort of wider tomb for
+themselves, and they were alive, though mere bundles of skin and bone.
+They were dragged by ropes to the stable and there fed with oaten hay.
+It was no question of milking the poor things, for they were quite dry.
+
+Next day the dogs were dug out, but only one young and strong one
+survived. Two more were alive, but died soon after.
+
+On Sunday it had ceased snowing and the wind showed signs of changing.
+I struggled a yard or two out of the house, as it was such a blessing
+to get into daylight again. My view was of course much circumscribed,
+as I could only see up and down the “flat,” as the valley was called.
+But it all looked quite different; not a fence or familiar landmark
+to be seen on any side. If I could have been wafted to the top of the
+mountain from which we saw the sun rise the summer before, what a white
+world should I have beheld! And if I could have soared still higher and
+looked over the whole of the vast Canterbury Plains, I should have been
+gazing at the smooth winding-sheet of half a million of sheep, for that
+was found, later, to be the loss in that Province alone.
+
+Yet, as we afterwards came to know, it was not really the fall of
+snow, tremendous as it had been, which cost the Province nearly all
+its stock. As I have said, the wind changed to the north-west—the warm
+quarter—on Sunday night, and it rained heavily as well as blowing
+half a gale. On Monday morning the snow was off the roof and it was
+possible to clear some of the windows. An early excursion was also made
+to the styes and a very thin pig was killed, and, as a bag of Indian
+meal for fattening poultry had also been found in the stable loft, a
+sort of cake could be made. So we were no longer starving, and the
+maids got up!
+
+Twenty-four hours of this warm rain and wind was what did all the
+mischief to the poor sheep. By Monday night every creek within sight
+had overflowed its banks, and was running—a dirty yellow stream—over
+the fast-melting snowfields. The rapid thaw and the flooded creeks
+made locomotion more difficult than ever, but the three gentlemen set
+to work at once to try to release the imprisoned sheep. There was but
+one dog to work with, and he was so weak he could hardly move, but the
+poor sheep were still weaker. Contrary to their custom they had mostly
+sought refuge beneath the projecting banks of the creeks, and would
+have been safe enough there had not the sudden thaw let the water in on
+them before they could struggle up, so they were nearly all drowned. It
+was most pathetic to discover how in some places the mothers had tried
+to save the lambs by standing over them in a leaning attitude so as
+to make a shelter. The lambing season had just begun, and on our own
+run, which was but a small one, we lost three thousand lambs. Several
+were brought in to me to try to save, but I had no cow’s milk to give
+them, and warm meal and water did not prove enough to keep the poor
+little starving creatures alive. It was heart-breaking work, and when
+F. returned it was to find the fences tapestried with the skins of a
+thousand sheep.
+
+As soon as we could move about on horseback we rode all over the run
+and found that the sheep had evidently fared better when they had kept
+on higher ground. It was curious to see the tops of the little Ti-ti
+palms, some ten or twelve feet high, entirely nibbled off where the
+sheep had clustered round them, and, as the snow fell, mounted higher
+and higher until they could reach the green leaves. In those days
+all the flocks were pure or half-bred merino; active, hardy little
+black-faced sheep, tasting like Welsh mutton, and delicious eating.
+On these excursions we often came upon dead wild-pigs, boars cased
+in hides an inch thick, which had perished through sheer stress of
+weather. It was wonderful to think that thin-skinned animals, with only
+a few months’ growth of fine merino wool on their backs, could have
+survived.
+
+During the long bright summer which followed, we used often to ask
+each other if it could be true that hills had apparently been levelled
+and valleys filled up by the heaviest snowstorm ever known. But when
+we looked at the Ti-ti palms with their topmost leaves gnawed to the
+stump, we realised that the sheep must have been standing on eight or
+nine feet of snow to reach them. When the survivors came to be shorn,
+it was plainly to be seen by the sort of “nick” in the fleece, where
+their three weeks’ imprisonment had evidently checked the growth of the
+wool. Many of the hardiest wethers must have been without food for that
+time, as the pasturage was either under snow or flooded.
+
+In looking back on that tragic time, its only bright memory is
+connected with tobogganing on a rough but giant scale, and I greatly
+wonder any of us survived that form of amusement. By the time every
+possible thing had been done for the surviving sheep, the snow had
+disappeared from all but the steep weather-side of the encircling
+hills, so our slides had to be arranged on very dangerous slopes.
+
+The sledges on which these perilous journeys were made consisted of
+a couple of short planks nailed together, with a batten across for
+one’s feet to rest on, and half a shears for a brake. If the gentlemen
+would only have made these rapid descents alone! But they insisted
+on my being a constant passenger. No one who has not gone through it
+can imagine the sensation of being launched on a bit of board down
+a mountain side! And yet there must have been a fearful joy in it,
+because after turning round and round many times as one flew over
+the hard snow surface, and arriving in a heap, head foremost, in a
+snowdrift, one was quite ready to try again. Luckily another north-west
+gale set in, and when it had blown itself out there were too many
+sharp-pointed rocks sticking up out of the remaining snow to make our
+mad descents practicable.
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+OLD NEW ZEALAND—_Continued_
+
+
+I wonder if “swaggers” have been improved off the face of the country
+districts of New Zealand? Tramps one would perhaps have called them in
+England, and yet they were hardly tramps so much as men of a roving
+disposition, who wandered about asking for work, and they really could
+and did work if wanted. They nearly always appeared, with their “swag”
+(a roll of red blankets) on their backs, about sunset, and it was
+etiquette for them to offer to chop wood before shelter was suggested.
+A good meal of tea, mutton, and bread followed as a matter of course,
+and a shakedown in some shed. In the early morning, if there was no
+employment forthcoming, the “swagger” would fetch water, chop more
+wood, or do anything he was asked, before he got some more food and
+left. They always seemed very quiet, decent men, and perfectly honest.
+Indeed, a missing pair of boots (afterwards found to have only been
+mislaid) raised a great commotion in the whole country-side until they
+were found, and I suspect the owner had to apologise abjectly to all
+the “swaggers”!
+
+The invariable custom of the “swagger” only appearing at sunset made
+it all the more wonderful when I found one crouched in a corner of the
+verandah at dawn one bitter winter’s morning. Now I was not at all in
+the habit of getting up at daylight in winter, but it was a glorious
+morning after nearly a week of wretched wet and cold weather. Some
+demon of restlessness must have induced me to jump up, huddle on a
+warm dressing-gown and start on a window-opening expedition, which led
+me shortly to the little hall-door. This I also opened to let in the
+fast-coming sunshine, and I nearly tumbled over the most forlorn object
+it is possible to imagine. At first I thought that a heap of wet and
+dirty clothes lay at my feet, but a shaggy head uprose and a feeble
+voice muttered, “I’m fair clemmed.” Such wistful eyes, like a lost,
+starving dog, glanced at me, and then the head dropped back. I thought
+the man was dead or dying, and I flew to wake up F. and to fetch my
+medicine bottle of brandy. But I could not get any down his throat
+until F. arrived on the scene and turned the poor creature over on his
+back. By this time I had roused up the “cadet,” and also got my maids
+hurriedly out of bed. My tale was so pitiful that the warm-hearted
+Irish cook—in the scantiest toilet—was lighting the kitchen fire by
+the time F. and Mr. U. brought the poor man in. Water was literally
+streaming from him, and the first thing to be done was to get him
+out of his sodden clothes. Contributions from the two gentlemen were
+soon forthcoming, and after a brief retirement into my store-room, the
+wretched “swagger” emerged, dry indeed, but the image of exhaustion and
+starvation. Warm bread and milk every two hours was all we dared give
+him that day, and he slept and slept as if he never meant to wake again.
+
+I forget how many days passed before he had at all recovered, and by
+that time my maids had cleaned and mended his clothes in a surprising
+manner, and he had, himself, cobbled up his boots. A hat had to be
+provided and a pipe, but we could not spare any blankets for the
+“swag.” However, though he hardly spoke to any one, he told Mr. U. he
+felt quite able to start next day, and F. elicited from him with some
+difficulty—for it was against “swagger” etiquette ever to complain
+of the treatment of one station-holder to another—that at the very
+beginning of that bad weather he had found himself at sundown at a
+station about a dozen miles further back in the hills, and had been
+refused shelter. The man pointed out that he did not know the track
+over a difficult saddle, that very bad weather was evidently coming on,
+and that he had no food, but he was ruthlessly turned off and seemed
+soon to have lost his way. He wandered some days—he did not know how
+many—without food or shelter, pelted by the merciless and continuous
+storm; his pipe and blankets soon got lost in one of the numerous
+bog-holes, and he really did not know how he found his way to our
+verandah, or how long before dawn he had been lying there. I must say
+it was the only instance I heard of brutality to a “swagger” whilst I
+was in New Zealand.
+
+Well, by the next morning I had ceased to think about the “swagger,”
+and when I looked out of my window to enjoy the delicious crisp air and
+the sunshine, I saw my friend coming round the corner of the house,
+evidently prepared to start. He looked round, but I had slipped behind
+the window curtain, so he saw no one. To my deep surprise, the man
+dropped on his knees upon the little gravel path, took off his hat, and
+poured forth the most impassioned prayer for all the dwellers beneath
+the roof which had given him shelter. Not a soul was stirring, so he
+could not have been doing it for effect, and he certainly had not seen
+me. I felt as if I had no right to listen, for it was as though he
+were laying bare his soul. First, there was his deep thankfulness for
+his own preservation most touchingly expressed, and then he prayed for
+every blessing on each and all of us, and, finally, as he rose from
+his knees, he signed the Cross over the little roof-tree which had
+sheltered him in his hour of need. And we had all thought him a silent
+and somewhat ungracious man!
+
+I really _cannot_ believe that I often rode fifty miles to a ball,
+or rather two balls, danced all night for two successive nights, and
+rode back again the next day! The railway was even then creeping
+up the plains and saved us the last twenty-five miles of the road.
+These same balls were almost the only form of society in those days,
+for dinner-parties were impossible for want of anything but the most
+elementary service. Certainly there were bazaars sometimes, but I do
+not remember riding fifty miles for any of them! Such amusing things
+used to happen at these balls, which, no doubt, were very primitive,
+but we all enjoyed them too much to be critical.
+
+On one occasion the Governor had come to Christchurch for some
+political reason, and of course there were balls to welcome him. He
+had brought down some Maori chieftains with him; rumour said he was
+afraid to leave them behind in the North Island, where the seat of
+Government used to be and still is. Now I was very curious to see these
+chieftains, and it was somewhat of a shock to behold tall, well-built,
+dark-hued men faultlessly clad in correct evening-dress, but with
+tattooed faces. Presently one of the stewards of the ball came to me
+and said:—
+
+“Te Henare wants very much to dance these Lancers; I should be so
+grateful if you would dance with him.”
+
+“Certainly,” I answered; “but can he dance?”
+
+“Oh, he will soon pick it up, and you’d have an interpreter.”
+
+Te Henare, who had been watching the result of the mission, now
+approached, made me a beautiful bow, offered his arm most correctly,
+and we took our places at the side, closely followed by the
+interpreter. I discovered through this gentleman that my dusky partner
+had never seen a ball or social gathering of any sort before, and that
+he had learned his bow and how to claim his partner since he entered
+the room. Of course, we danced in silence, and indeed I was fully
+occupied in admiring the extraordinary rapidity with which Te Henare
+mastered the intricacies of the dance. He never made a single mistake
+in any part which he had seen the top couples do first, and when I had
+to guide him he understood directly. It was a wonderful set of Lancers,
+and when it was over I told the interpreter that I was quite astonished
+to see how well Te Henare danced. This little compliment was duly
+repeated, and I could not imagine why the interpreter laughed at the
+answer. Te Henare seemed very anxious that it should be passed on to me
+and was most serious about it, so I insisted on being told. It seems
+the poor chieftain had said with a deep sigh, “Ah, if I might only
+dance without my clothes! No one could really dance in these horrid
+things!”
+
+Te Henare apologised through the interpreter for his tattooed face.
+His cheeks were decorated with spiral dark-blue curves, and his
+forehead bore an excellent copy of a sea-shell. The poor man was deeply
+ashamed of his tattoo, and said he would give anything to get rid
+of the disfiguring marks, and so would the other chieftains, adding
+pathetically, “Until we came here we were proud of them.”
+
+I must confess I got rather tired of poor Te Henare, and indeed of all
+the chieftains, for they insisted on coming to call on me next day for
+the purpose of letting me hear some Maori music. I cannot truthfully
+say I enjoyed it. Every song seemed to have at least fifty verses as
+well as a refrain. Fortunately, they did not sing loudly, but there
+was no tune beyond a bar or two, and the monotony was maddening. The
+interpreter and I tried in vain to stop them, and at last I went away,
+leaving them still singing, quite happily, what I was informed was “a
+love-song.” It seemed more in the nature of a lullaby.
+
+I fear it is an unusual confession for a staid elderly woman to make,
+but I certainly enjoyed those unconventional—what might almost be
+called rough—days more than the long years of official routine and
+luxury which followed them. But then one looks back on those days
+through the softening haze of time and distance, of youth and health;
+and one realises that after all “the greatest of these is Love.”
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+A MODERN NEW ZEALAND
+
+
+The passage of over a quarter of a century has of course made a great
+change all over the world in the matter of education, but probably
+nowhere would that change be more apparent than in New Zealand. Even in
+less than ten years after I had left the Colony, two thousand schools
+had been started under a new law, with a roll of two hundred thousand
+scholars. What must they number now? There are Schools for natives and
+Schools for the deaf and dumb and for the blind, Schools of Mines and
+Schools of Science, Technical Schools, and a fine Agricultural College
+in Canterbury.
+
+But in my day very few of the working men I came across, as our
+shepherds, shearers, and so forth, could read at all. One can hardly
+realise it, but so it was, and one of the first things I did was to
+start a sort of night school for these stalwart Empire-builders, in
+which, alas! I was the only teacher. The population was so thin and so
+scattered in those distant days that these men’s lives were necessarily
+very lonely, and those who could read at all eagerly joined a little
+lending library, or rather a Book and Magazine Club, which I set
+going. At first I had only thought of providing literature for our
+neighbours—any one within fifty miles was a neighbour—but the shepherds
+begged to join, and of course I was delighted to enrol them.
+
+Looking back on those days, I fear the comic side of that educational
+attempt chiefly asserts itself. My pupils—only four or five at a
+time—were so big and so desperately shy. One gigantic Yorkshireman
+would only read, or rather attempt to read, with his broad back turned
+to me. Others almost wept over their difficulties. It really involved
+far more trouble on their part than on mine, for they had often some
+distance to ride, and over such trackless hills and swamps. It was
+found almost impracticable to have any set evening for the lessons, as
+sometimes weather, and sometimes their duties interfered; so at last
+it was settled that they should come any evening they could spare,
+and I would be ready for them by eight o’clock (so primitive was
+our dinner-hour!) in the little dining-room. Certainly the seeds of
+knowledge are _very_ difficult to plant in later life, for intelligent
+as these men evidently were, and most eager to learn to read and write,
+they made but little progress under my tuition. Perhaps I was a bad
+teacher, for I had only the experience of my own little boys’ very
+first lessons to guide me.
+
+Some of the incidental difficulties were very absurd. Two men lived in
+a hut up a lonely and distant river-gorge, who were among my earliest
+pupils, and they also came regularly on Sunday to the little afternoon
+service. But they never came together, and their brand-new suit of
+shepherd’s plaid had always a strange effect. First they tried my
+gravity by invariably stepping up to me with their prayer-books to find
+their places for them, and saying loudly each time, “Thank you kindly,
+Mum.” I dared not say a word for fear of frightening them away. But
+one day I ventured to ask why they could not come together, either to
+the lessons or the service, and was informed that the clothes were the
+difficulty.
+
+“You see, it’s this way, Mum. We’ve only got one suit, and we got it a
+between-size on purpose. Joe, he’s too tall, and I’m too short, so I
+turns it up, and Joe he wears leggin’s and such like, and so we makes
+it do till after shearin’.”
+
+But I do not want to laugh when I think of the last time I met my
+bearded pupils. My own face was set towards England then, and I had to
+say good-bye to the happy valley and to my scholars. They were made
+shyer than ever by my shaking hands with them, and only one said a
+farewell word. “To England, home and beauty, of course, Mum, you’d be
+glad to go, but it’s rough on us.” This cryptic utterance seemed quite
+to express his and his “mate’s” meaning, though it still remains dark
+to me.
+
+The Canterbury Plains are now covered with fields of wheat and all
+kinds of agricultural produce. The rare “English grass” of my day is
+almost universal. Except in the very back-country stations, the little
+hardy merino sheep has given way to the more substantial Southdown,
+whose frozen carcase comes back to us in the shape of excellent
+mutton. Comfortable homesteads are within hailing distance of each
+other. Railways, telegraphs, telephones, and all the latest scientific
+annihilators of time and space are thickly planted everywhere. I used
+to look down the valley on to certain white cliffs which seemed to
+bound my view in that direction, and, speaking of it the other day,
+some one said, “Oh, the terminus of the nearest railway to your old
+‘run’ stands there now.” I cannot realise that the whistle of an engine
+has taken the place of the shrill scream of a huge hawk—more like an
+eagle than a hawk—which haunted that lonely spot.
+
+But perhaps the greatest difference of all would be found in the sport.
+
+In my day there was absolutely nothing except the wild boars, and the
+difficulties of introducing game seemed at first insurmountable. Mr.
+Frank Buckland sent out quantities of salmon ova packed in ice, of
+which hardly a single specimen survived the long voyage. Then people
+told me that the New Zealand rivers were impossible to stock, owing to
+a bad habit they had of constantly changing their beds without warning.
+It is true that I saw that happen at those very white cliffs I have
+just spoken of, where, after an unusually violent hot north-west gale
+which melted the snows in the mountains, the river running beneath
+those cliffs changed its course entirely during one night, cutting
+another wide and deep channel for itself over very good grazing ground,
+and leaving the owner of that particular spot with a vast extent of
+shingle-covered river-bed in exchange, on which, as he pathetically
+said, “a grasshopper could not find enough green meat.”
+
+One can easily understand that respectable stay-at-home English fish
+would not be able to shift their quarters at such short notice, but yet
+I am now assured that a good basket of trout can be landed from almost
+any New Zealand stream. They must have become very “mobile”! I wonder
+if any of these same fish are the descendants of what I always regarded
+as _my_ trout!
+
+This was the way of it. Not long before we left New Zealand, one of our
+squatter neighbours, who was anxious to stock a fine stream running
+through his property, offered to give a home and a chance to some of
+the newly-imported trout ova. I happened to meet him on one of my rare
+visits to Christchurch, and inquired as to the progress of his trout
+plans. I suppose that put the idea into his head, for he first asked
+when we were returning to our station, and then earnestly entreated to
+be allowed to drive me back in a sort of buggy or gig he possessed. I
+greatly preferred riding, and told him so, but he seemed most anxious
+for my company, and finally said he would speak to F. about it. I felt
+quite willing to abide by _his_ decision, which I flattered myself
+would be that I must certainly ride back with him. But to my dismay F.
+said, “I think you had better drive with ——.” So there was no help for
+it, and at the appointed early hour Mr. —— drove up, I was packed into
+the buggy, and then the whole villainous scheme revealed itself! I was
+wanted to carry a small pail full of trout ova, carefully, so that it
+should not be jolted or spill. My whole attention and my every thought
+were to be devoted to that sole object. I must not move or talk; I must
+think of nothing but that pail. Mr. —— assured me later that his mind
+would be entirely fixed on avoiding every stone or even inequality on
+the road, so that the precious freight might not be jeopardised. And
+I had seventy-five miles before me! If we came to a really rough bit
+of road, I had to hold that pail out, on the principle of a swinging
+cot at sea. Fortunately, there was a halt in the middle of the day,
+but only for the benefit of the ova; however, my aching arms got just
+a little rest. To make my sense of hardship more acute, F. rode near
+us most of the way, and constantly added his entreaties to me to “be
+very careful.” Later, I arrived at feeling a certain sense of pride
+in having conveyed those ova so carefully that they all survived the
+journey, but at the time I well remember my suppressed indignation and
+burning sense of injury at having been entrapped as a trout-carrier.
+But that only lasted so long as did the fatigue of my cramped position.
+
+There has always been very good sea-fishing almost everywhere on the
+coast, but we lived too far off to enjoy it. When, however, we went
+to Christchurch it was always a great treat to have at every meal the
+whitebait the Maoris sold in pretty little baskets of woven flax-leaves.
+
+I see in the latest accounts that our own familiar “Selwyn” is quite a
+favourite trout stream, but in the more distant big lakes, where the
+fish attain quite a large size, the water is so clear that a rod is
+useless, and netting is the only chance.
+
+Some means must have been found of keeping down the “weeka,” tamest and
+most impudent of apteryx. Very like a stout hen pheasant itself, only
+without the tail feathers, it used to be the sworn foe of pheasants
+in my day. It ate their eggs or killed the young birds. Many and
+doleful were the tales told of the wholesale massacre of the pioneer
+pheasant broods by the weekas, who seemed numerous as the sands of the
+sea-shore. Dogs hunted them, men shot them, but in both cases they
+were as elusive as the Boers, gliding from tussock to tussock, and
+when forced into the open, running almost faster than the eye could
+follow. To all my “bush” picnics the weekas invited themselves and
+cleared up every crumb. It would have needed a pack of terriers to keep
+them off, and although “Nettle” did his best he made no impression on
+the marauders. They were not good to eat, but the shepherds extracted
+an oil from the fat, which they declared made boots and leggings
+waterproof. Still, weekas had it very much their own way at that
+date. I see that hares and also Californian quail and plover flourish
+nowadays, and I know the wild-duck were always plentiful and delicious
+eating.
+
+There was a talk of importing deer even thirty-five years ago, but
+the idea did not find favour in the eyes of the run-holders. The
+fences were only three or four wires high, and would of course be
+no protection to the sheep, whose feed would be at the mercy of the
+new-comer. It was known that two hinds and a stag had been turned out
+in some well-grassed and forested low ranges in the North Island
+as early as 1862, but one did not hear anything of them as either a
+danger or a pleasure. They were the only survivors of a batch sent from
+Windsor Forest by the late Prince Consort. The conditions must have
+been ideally favourable, for they have now spread all over the place,
+and afford excellent sport. Red deer seem to do well in our island
+(the Middle), though I do not fancy they have come at all near the
+part I knew. A few moose have been turned out on the West Coast of the
+same Island, and there is even a talk of importing wapiti and cariboo.
+But any one who wishes to know all about New Zealand—fur, fin, and
+feathers—cannot do better than study, as I have done with the greatest
+pleasure and profit, a delightful booklet by Mr. R. A. Loughman, of
+the Lands and Survey Department in Wellington, which no doubt can be
+procured at the Agent General for New Zealand’s Office. It makes one
+wish to set off directly for that favoured though distant shore, and
+Mr. Loughman asserts that numbers of sportsmen arrive there every year.
+
+I heard a great deal of modern New Zealand when the Imperial
+Representative Corps came back from their wonderful tour round
+Australia and New Zealand three years ago. It was most interesting and
+delightful to listen to the accounts of the progress everywhere; but as
+I had been so very much longer away from New Zealand, the marvellous
+changes there took more hold of my imagination, and I was delighted to
+be told by all that it was still the most English place they visited.
+
+There was much to occupy the public mind at home just then, and I have
+often felt that we rather missed the value and significance of that
+tour, especially as it was somewhat overshadowed and crowded out by
+the rapture and magnificence of the welcome extended to their Royal
+Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and York almost directly
+afterwards.
+
+We were still in the midst of the war in South Africa, and then, just
+after the Imperial Contingent left Sydney, to which it first went to
+take part in the ceremonies marking the Inauguration of the Australian
+Commonwealth, the Empire had to mourn the loss of its beloved Queen,
+and nowhere was the grief more personal and profound than on those
+distant shores. As the Commandant[6] told me, although the sad news
+spoiled in a way the gaiety and _éclat_ of the greeting provided for
+the troops, still it was far more impressive to see the genuine grief
+and regret which the width of the world could not weaken. Memorial
+services everywhere took the place of balls, and the “Soldiers of the
+Queen” shared, with the splendid Colonial forces who were just then
+springing to arms at the Empire’s call, in honouring her dear memory.
+
+But by the time Invercargill, the most southern point of New Zealand,
+had been reached, the first dark days of sorrow had passed, and the
+people could better give free scope to their hospitable instincts,
+and they greeted the Contingent with the heartiest welcome. The last
+time British troops had touched New Zealand shores it was to fight the
+Maoris, who now stood first and foremost in the cheering crowd, and
+delivered addresses of welcome with the best.
+
+The straight run down from the extreme south of Middle Island brought
+them in due time, through those great Canterbury Plains where
+harvesting was in full swing, down to Christchurch, and so on to
+Lyttelton. But there was always time, apparently, for delightful little
+picturesque episodes, such as stopping the train to let the detachment
+of Seaforth Highlanders march, with pipes playing, to visit one of the
+most prominent Scotch settlers, a man who had given his life’s work
+to the beautiful new land. Fancy what a dramatic moment! To hear the
+war-pipes skirl, and the old tunes played, all in one’s own honour and
+in recognition of splendid service!
+
+Then the thousand troops were taken on by sea to Wellington and shown
+everything in the length and breadth of all the fair land; up to the
+wonderful hot springs at Rotarua, down to the deer-stocked islands off
+Auckland. Everywhere, not only did they receive a rapturous welcome
+from the cheering crowds, but there were many historic and picturesque
+moments in which the Maoris formed the central figures. I should like
+to have seen the old Maori chieftain, after the “haka” or native dance,
+fling his tasselled spear at the Commandant’s feet, saying, “For four
+hundred years this taiaha has been handed down from father to son, from
+son to grandson. But you and I alike are sons of our King, who rules
+in the place of the Queen we have lost. Take it, and let it descend to
+your children’s children.”
+
+Thrilling also must have been the sight of the veterans of former
+wars, now peaceful citizens, ending their days in comfort in these
+distant lands, yet, like the war-horse of Bible story, pricking up
+their ears and joining their new comrades. At all the reviews there
+the veteran sailors and soldiers were, marshalled in the old form and
+given prominent places; they themselves, with their medal-covered
+breasts, being objects of honour to the gorgeous visitors. And quite as
+thrilling must have been the ranks of cadets who lined the streets here
+and there. My own heart has often gone out to these chubby boy-soldiers
+when I have seen them—first at Adelaide in 1883, later in Western
+Australia, where the youthful corps bore my name, and was known as my
+“Own”—so it was with a peculiar interest that I read part of a speech
+of the Commandant’s when he was leaving Brisbane, but it applies
+equally well to the cadet corps of all the large New Zealand towns.
+
+“What pleased me most in the march through your streets to-day, more
+than even the enthusiastic greetings of the Queenslanders, was nearly a
+mile of boys lining the road by the railway station. Hundreds of sturdy
+youngsters, every one of them devouring our men with his eyes and
+doing his best to look like a soldier himself. I thought as I looked
+at their bright, keen young faces, ‘_there_ are our future Australian
+contingents.’”
+
+At Auckland there was one newly-raised detachment which had not yet
+got its uniform, but turned out in white shirts with black arm-bands
+and Panama hats. These sinewy, workmanlike “bushmen” had ridden in
+from the country district on their own horses—as workmanlike as
+themselves—not to take part in the big parade which every one was
+talking about, and which would be remembered for years, but in order
+to lend the Contingent their horses. Such stories—stories which I know
+to be true—show me that after all the lapse of years New Zealand still
+remains in heart the Old New Zealand of my day.
+
+But, speaking of medals, I was much amused at hearing that the youthful
+volunteers turned out sometimes quite covered with medals, extending
+as far back as the first Cape war and going on to the Crimea and the
+Mutiny. On its being remarked that they looked very young to have taken
+part in such distant campaigns, they admitted that the medals had
+belonged to their grandfathers and fathers, but that they conceived
+themselves entitled—as did many others who were not even volunteers—to
+wear them, and could see nothing at all laughable in doing so. It
+seemed to me a very wise concession on the part of the Colonial
+authorities to permit this, as a recognition of the natural pride of
+the sons of such men in their ancestors having fought for the Empire in
+bygone days, for they evidently regarded the medals as a link binding
+them to the dear old Mother-land. However, the present generation will
+proudly wear medals of their own winning, even if they do so side by
+side with those gained by their forefathers. Yes, those thousand picked
+men of that fine Imperial Contingent will have been so many Peace
+missionaries bringing back news of the loyalty as well as of the wealth
+and beauty of that fair England beyond the sea.
+
+Not less emphatically will these tidings be endorsed by the welcome
+extended to their King’s son and his gracious young wife when they too
+landed on those smiling shores a few months later. The message their
+Royal Highnesses brought was to the same effect, and received in the
+same spirit of love and gratitude. At all events it will not be our
+fault if our kinsmen beyond the sea, especially in the Islands of New
+Zealand, do not understand how we valued the splendid help they gave
+the Empire in its hour of need, and how grateful we are for it. I was
+reading a little while ago some of the evidence taken before the War
+Commission last year, and saw that one of the Generals was asked if he
+had, at any time, any of the many New Zealand Contingents under his
+command. “I am sorry to say I had not,” was the reply, and I felt just
+as personally proud of the answer as though I were a New Zealander
+myself, and all for the sake of those dear distant days and the good
+friends who helped to make them so happy.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+NATAL MEMORIES
+
+
+As I sit, sad and alone in my empty home, dreading the cries of the
+newspaper-boys in the streets, my thoughts often fly back to the “Fair
+Natal” I knew long ago. More than twenty-eight years have passed since
+I last saw it. Then, as now, it was early summer-time. The wide,
+well-watered stretches of veldt were brilliantly green and covered with
+blossom, chiefly lilies and cinerarias; the spruits were running like
+Scotch burns, and the dreadful red dust of the winter months no longer
+obscured everything. I have often, between April and November, not
+known what was within an approaching bank of solid red cloud, until the
+shouts of the unseen little “Voor-looper” warned me that a huge waggon
+and its span of perhaps twenty or thirty oxen had to be avoided.
+
+But after November, dust gives place to mud on the roads—mud of a
+singularly tenacious quality, formed from the fertile red clay soil.
+I don’t believe it rains anywhere so hard as it does in Natal, and
+during the summer months it is never safe to part for a single hour
+from the very best waterproof cloak which you can procure, or from a
+substantial umbrella. Round Maritzburg a thunderstorm raged nearly
+every summer afternoon, coming up about three o’clock. But when, by
+any chance, that thunderstorm passed us by, we regretted it bitterly,
+for the oppressive, suffocating heat was then ever so much worse. Even
+the poor fowls used to go about with their beaks open and their wings
+held well away from their sides, literally gasping for breath. One was
+prepared for thunderstorms, even on the largest scale, when they came
+up with the usual accompaniments of massed clouds, rumbling or crashing
+thunder, and were followed by a deluge of rain; but I could not get
+used to what I have never seen anywhere else, and which could only be
+described as a “bolt from the blue.”
+
+A very few days after my arrival at Maritzburg at the end of 1875, I
+was standing one afternoon in the shade of my little house on a hill,
+anxiously watching the picturesque arrival of an ox-waggon laden with
+my boxes. It was in the very early summer, and the exigencies of
+settling in left me no time to worry about the thunderstorms, of which,
+of course, I had often heard. A more serene and brilliant afternoon
+could not be imagined, and it was not even hot—at all events, out of
+the sun. My two small boys, as usual, trotted after me like dogs,
+and clamoured to assist at the arrival of the waggon; so I lifted the
+little one up in my arms and stood there, with an elder boy clinging
+to my skirts. Suddenly, out of the blue unclouded sky, out of the
+blaze of golden sunshine, came a flash and a crash which seemed as
+if it must be the crack of doom. No words at my command can give any
+idea of the intolerable blinding glare of the light which seemed to
+wrap us round, or of the rending sound, as if the universe were being
+torn asunder. I suppose I flung myself on the ground, because I was
+crouching there, holding the little boys beneath me with some sort of
+protective instinct, when in a second or two of time it had all passed,
+for I heard only a slight and distant rumble. I do not believe the sun
+had ceased shining for an instant, though its light had seemed to be
+extinguished by that blaze of fire. Never can I forget my amazement,
+an amazement which even preceded my deep thankfulness at finding we
+were absolutely unhurt, the fearless little boys only inquiring, “What
+was that, Mummy?” There had been no time for their rosy cheeks even to
+pale. I wonder what colour _I_ was. I looked at the little stone house
+with astonishment to find it still there, for I had expected to see
+nothing but a heap of ruins. Nay, it seemed miraculous that the hills
+all round should still be standing.
+
+I only saw one more flash equally bad during my two summers in Natal,
+and that was whilst a thunderstorm was raging, accompanied by terrific
+hail. Of course, I was then in a house and trying to distract my
+thoughts from the weather, which I knew must be annihilating my lovely
+garden, by dispensing afternoon tea. I am certain _that_ flash came
+down upon the tea-tray, for when I lifted up my head (I defy any one
+not to cower before a stream of electricity which seems poured upon you
+out of a jug), I felt the same surprise at seeing my cups and saucers
+unshattered. I am sure they had jumped about, for I heard them, but
+they had recovered their equanimity by the time I had. Almost every
+day one saw in the newspapers an account of some death by lightning,
+and I know of one only too true story, in which our Kaffir washerman
+was the victim. He had left our house one fine Monday morning with a
+huge bag of clothes on his back, which he intended to wash in the river
+at the foot of the hill, when he observed one of these thunderstorms
+coming up unusually early, and so took shelter in the verandah of a
+small cottage by the roadside. After the worst of the storm had passed
+he was preparing to step outside, when a violent flash and a deafening
+thunderclap passed over the little house. The lightning must have
+been attracted by a nail carelessly sticking up in its shingled roof.
+The poor Kaffir chanced to be standing exactly beneath this nail and
+was struck down dead at once. I was told that he was in the act of
+speaking, promising some one that he would return the same way that
+very afternoon.
+
+The streets of Maritzburg used, in my day, to be mended or hardened
+with a sort of ironstone which abounds in the district, and in one of
+these daily thunderstorms it was not uncommon to see the electricity
+rising up as it were from the ground to meet the descending fluid.
+Of course, the rivers soon become impassable, and I have a vivid
+recollection of four guests, who had ridden out rather earlier than
+usual one afternoon to have tea with me, being kept in our tiny house
+all night. More than one attempt was made before dark to find and use
+the little wooden bridge over the stream, which could hardly be called
+a river, but its whereabouts could not even be perceived, and the
+horses steadily refused to go out of their depth. So there was nothing
+for it except to return, drenched to the skin, and bivouac under our
+very small roof for the night.
+
+And yet one is glad of these same rains after the long dry winter, when
+all vegetation seems to disappear off the baked earth and the cattle
+become so thin that it is a wonder the gaunt skeletons of the poor
+trek-oxen can support the weight of their enormous spreading horns.
+The changes of temperature in winter were certainly very trying. The
+day began fresh and cold and bracing, but the brilliant sunshine soon
+changed that into what might be called a very hot English summer’s
+day. About four o’clock, when the sun sloped towards the western
+hills, it began to grow cold again, and no wrap or greatcoat seemed
+too warm to put on then. By night one was only too glad of as big a
+fire on the open hearth as could be provided, for fuel was scarce and
+very expensive in those days. Doubtless, the railway has improved all
+those conditions; but Natal, as far as I saw it, is not a well-wooded
+country, except on the Native Reserves, and the only forest—“bush,” as
+they call it in Australia—which I saw, cost me a fifty-mile ride to get
+to it!
+
+Our poor Kaffir servants used to get violent and prostrating colds in
+winter, in spite of each being supplied with an old greatcoat which
+had once belonged to a soldier. This the master provides; but if the
+man himself can raise an aged and dilapidated tunic besides, he is
+supremely happy. Anything so grotesque as this attire cannot well be
+imagined, for the red garment (it was almost unrecognisable as ever
+having been a tunic by that time) is worn with perfectly bare legs, a
+feather or two stuck jauntily on the head or with a crownless hat, and
+the true dandy adds a cartridge-case passed through a wide hole in the
+lobe of his ear and filled with snuff! Nor will any Kaffir stir out
+of doors without a long stick, on account of the snakes: but only the
+police used to be allowed to carry the knobkerry, which is a sort of
+South African shillelagh and a very formidable weapon.
+
+It always seemed strange to me that a climate which was, on the whole,
+so healthy for human beings should not be favourable to animal life.
+Dogs do not thrive there at all, and soon become infested with ticks.
+One heard constantly of the native cattle being decimated by strange
+and weird diseases, and horses, especially imported horses, certainly
+require the greatest care. They must never be turned out whilst the dew
+is on the grass, unless with a sort of muzzling nosebag on, and the
+snakes are a perpetual danger to them, though the bite is not always
+fatal, for there are many varieties of snakes which are not venomous.
+Still, a native horse is always on the look-out for snakes and dreads
+them exceedingly. One night I was cantering down the main street of
+Maritzburg on a quiet old pony on my way to the Legislative Council,
+where I wanted to hear a very interesting debate on the native question
+(which was the burning one of that day), and my pony suddenly leaped
+off the ground like an antelope and then shied right across the road.
+This panic arose from his having stepped on a thin strip of zinc cut
+from a packing-case which must have been opened, as usual, outside
+the store or large shop which we were passing. As soon as the pony
+put his foot on one end of the long curled-up shaving, it must have
+risen up and struck him sharply, waking unpleasant memories of former
+encounters with snakes.
+
+Railways were but a dream of the near future in my day. Indeed,
+the first sod of the first railway—that between Durban and
+Pietermaritzburg—was only turned on January 1, 1876, amid great
+enthusiasm. A mail-cart made a tri-weekly trip between the two
+towns—fifty-two miles apart—and that was horsed, but on anything like a
+journey either oxen or mules were used.
+
+I have seen an ox-wagon arriving at a ball, with pretty young ladies
+inside its sheltering hood, who had been seated there all day long,
+having started in their ball-dresses directly after breakfast! Mules
+were in great request for draught purposes, and up to a point they
+answered admirably, jogging along without distress over bad roads
+which would soon have knocked up even the staunchest horses. But a
+mule is such an unreliable animal, and his character for obstinacy is
+thoroughly well deserved. When a mule, or a team of mules, stops on
+a particularly sticky bit of road, no power on earth will move him,
+and there is nothing for it but to await his good pleasure. I have,
+two or three times, journeyed behind a team of sixteen mules, and I
+always suffered great anxiety lest they should cease to respond to
+the incessant cries of their “Cape-boy” driver, or the still more
+persuasive arguments of his assistant, who bore quite a collection of
+whips of different lengths for emergencies. Happily the roads were then
+in fairly good order, and beyond a tendency to drop into a slow walk at
+the slightest hill the mules behaved irreproachably.
+
+Locomotion was the great difficulty in those days, and we
+island-dwellers cannot easily realise the vast and trackless spaces
+which lie between the specks of townships on a huge continent. Natal is
+magnificently watered and grassed in the summer, but the big rivers are
+not only a hindrance to journeying, but from a sanitary point of view
+they are as undrinkable as the Nile, and probably for the same reasons.
+Still, they are there, and future generations will doubtless use them
+for irrigation and canals and all the needs of advancing civilisation.
+
+In my day the Boer was quite an unconsidered factor, and we felt we
+were performing a Quixotically generous action when, at his own earnest
+entreaty, we took him and his debts and his native troubles on our own
+shoulders in 1876. He was always extremely dirty, and about a thousand
+years behind the rest of the civilised world in his ideas. His religion
+was a superstition worthy of the Middle Ages, and his notions of
+morality went a good deal further back than even those primitive times.
+
+I confess the only Boer I ever was personally brought into contact
+with seemed to me a delightful person! This is how it happened. Soon
+after my arrival in Maritzburg, a bazaar was held in aid of some local
+literary undertaking. Bazaars were happily of very rare occurrence in
+those parts, and this one created quite an excitement and realised
+an astonishingly large sum of money. The race-week had been chosen
+for the purpose of catching customers among the numerous visitors to
+Pietermaritzburg in that gay time, and the wiles employed seemed very
+successful. I never heard how or why he got there, but I only know
+that a stout, comfortable, well-to-do Dutch farmer suddenly appeared
+at the door of the bazaar. He was, of course, at once assailed by
+pretty flower-girls and lucky-bag bearers, and cigars and kittens
+were promptly pressed on him. But the old gentleman had a plan and a
+method of his own, on which he proceeded to act. He had not one single
+syllable of English, so it was a case of deeds not words. He began at
+the very first stall and worked his way all round. At each stall he
+pointed to the biggest thing on it, and held out a handful of coins
+in payment. He then shouldered his purchase as far as the next stall,
+where he deposited it as a gift to the lady selling, bought her biggest
+object, and went on round the hall on the same principle. When it came
+to my turn he held out to me the largest wax-doll I ever beheld, and
+carried off a huge and unwieldy doll’s house which entirely eclipsed
+even his burly figure. My next door (or rather stall) neighbour had a
+table full of glass and china, and she consequently viewed the approach
+of this article of bazaar commerce with natural misgiving, but as our
+ideal customer relieved her of a very large ugly breakfast set, she
+managed to make room for the miniature house until she could arrange
+a raffle and so get rid of it. The last I saw of that Boer, who must
+have contributed largely to our receipts, was his leading a very small
+donkey, which he had just bought at the last stall, away by a blue
+ribbon halter. I believe it was the only “object” in the whole bazaar
+which could have possibly been of the slightest practical use to him,
+but the contrast between the weak-kneed and frivolously attired donkey
+and its sturdy purchaser was irresistibly comic. No one seemed to know
+in the least who he was, but we supposed he must have come down for the
+races and backed the winners very successfully.
+
+Our little house stood on a hill about a mile from Maritzburg, and,
+remembering the formation of the surrounding country, one realises
+how badly the towns in Natal, and probably all over South Africa, are
+placed for purposes of defence. Every town, or even little hamlet
+or township, which I ever saw, stood in the middle of a wide plain
+with low hills all round it, so it is easy for me to realise how
+soon cannon planted on those hills would wreck buildings. There was
+a great and agreeable difference in the temperature, however, up on
+that little hill, but towards the close of the dry winter season the
+water-supply became an anxiety. In spite of the extremely cold nights
+up there, any plant for which I could spare a daily pail of water
+blossomed beautifully all through the winter. I was advised to select
+my favourite rose-bushes before the summer rains had ceased, and to
+have the baths of the family emptied over them every day, which I did
+with perfect success, and was even able to include some azaleas and
+camellias in the list of the favoured shrubs.
+
+I was much struck with the rapid growth of trees in Natal, and it was
+astonishing to see the height and solidity of trees planted only ten
+years before, especially the eucalyptus. But grass walks or lawns are
+much discouraged in a garden on account of the facility they afford
+as cover for snakes, and red paths and open spaces are to be seen
+everywhere instead. Even the lawn-tennis of that day was played on
+smooth courts of firmly stamped and rolled red clay. I wonder how the
+golf-players manage, for play they do I am certain, as nothing ever
+induces either a golfer or a cricketer to forego his game.
+
+One morning, very early, I was taken to the market, and it certainly
+was an extraordinary sight. The market-place is always one of the
+most salient features of a South African town, and is the centre of
+local gossip, just as is the “bazaar” of the East. It was an immense
+open space thronged with buyers and sellers; whites, Kaffirs, coolies,
+emigrants from St. Helena, and many onlookers like myself. It was all
+under Government control and seemed very well managed. There were
+official inspectors of the meat offered for sale, and duly authorised
+weights and scales, round which surged a vociferous crowd. I was
+specially invited to view the butter sent down from the Boer farms up
+country, and I cannot say it was an appetising sight. A huge hide, very
+indifferently tanned, was unrolled for my edification, and it certainly
+contained a substance distantly resembling butter, packed into it, but
+apparently at widely differing intervals of time. The condiment was
+of various colours, and—how shall I put it?—strengths; milk-sieves
+appeared also to have been unknown at that farm, for cows’ hair formed
+a noticeable component part of that mass of butter. However, I was
+assured that it found ready and willing purchasers, even at four
+shillings a pound, and that it was quite possible to remake it, as it
+were, and subject it to a purifying process. I confess I felt thankful
+that the butter my small family consumed was made under my own eyes.
+
+Waggons laden with firewood were very conspicuous, and their loads
+disappeared rapidly, as did also piles of lucerne and other green
+forage. There was but little poultry for sale, and very few vegetables.
+I remember noticing in all the little excursions I made, within some
+twenty miles of Maritzburg, how different the Natal colonist, at
+least of those days, was from the Australian or New Zealand pioneer.
+At various farmhouses where there was plenty of evidence of a kind
+of rough and ready prosperity, and much open-handed hospitality and
+friendliness, there would be only preserved milk and tinned butter
+available. Now these two items must have indeed been costly by the
+time they reached the farms I speak of. Yet there were herds of cattle
+grazing around. Nor would there be poultry of any sort forthcoming,
+nor a sign of a garden. Of course, it was not my place to criticise;
+but if I ventured on a question, I was always told, “Oh, labour is
+so difficult to get. You know, the Kaffirs won’t work.” I longed to
+suggest that the young people I saw lounging about might very well turn
+to and lend a hand, at all events to start a poultry yard, or dairy, or
+vegetable garden.
+
+Now, at Fort Napier—the only fortified hill near Maritzburg—every
+little hollow and ravine was utilised by the soldiers stationed there
+as a garden. The men, of course, work in these little plots themselves
+and grow beautiful vegetables. Potatoes and pumpkins, cabbages and
+onions, only need to be planted to grow luxuriantly. Why cannot this
+be done in the little farms around? I am afraid I took a selfish
+interest in the question, as it was so difficult, and often impossible,
+to procure even potatoes. Such things grow much more easily, I was
+told, at Durban, so probably those difficulties have disappeared with
+the opening of the railway—that very railway of which I saw the first
+sod turned. My own attempt at a vegetable garden suffered from its
+being perched on the top of a hill, where water was difficult to get;
+but I was very successful with some poultry, in spite of having to wage
+constant war against hawks and snakes.
+
+How fortunate it is that one remembers the laughs of one’s past life
+better than its tears! That morning visit to the Pietermaritzburg
+market stands out distinctly in my memory chiefly on account of an
+absurd incident I witnessed. I had been much interested and amused
+looking round, not only at the strange and characteristic crowd, but
+at my many acquaintances marketing for themselves. I had listened to
+the shouts of the various auctioneers who were selling all manner of
+heterogeneous wares, when I noticed some stalwart Kaffirs bearing on
+their heads large open baskets filled entirely with coffee-pots of
+every size and kind. Roughly speaking, there must have been something
+like a hundred coffee-pots in those baskets. They were just leaving an
+improvised auction-stand, and following them closely, with an air of
+proud possession on his genial countenance, was a specially beloved
+friend of my own, who I may mention, was also the beloved friend of all
+who knew him. “Are _all_ those coffee-pots yours?” I inquired. “Yes,
+indeed; I have just bought them,” he answered. “You must know I am a
+collector of coffee-pots and have a great many already; but how lucky I
+have been to pick up some one else’s collection as well, and so cheap
+too!”
+
+The Kaffirs were grinning, and there seemed a general air of amusement
+about, which I could not at all understand until it was explained to me
+later that my friend had just bought his own collection of coffee-pots.
+His wife thought that the space they occupied in her store-room could
+be better employed, and, believing that their owner would not attend
+the market that day, had sent the whole lot down to be sold. She told
+me afterwards that her dismay was indeed great when her Kaffirs brought
+them back in triumph, announcing that the “Inkose” (chieftain) had
+just bought them, so the poor lady had to pay the auctioneer’s fees,
+and replace the coffee-pots on their shelves with what resignation she
+could command.
+
+One of my pleasantest memories of Natal, especially as seen by the
+light of recent events, is of a visit I paid to the annual joint
+encampment of the Natal Carabineers and the Durban Mounted Rifles. It
+was only what would be called, I suppose, a flying camp, and the ground
+chosen that year (August 1876) was on “Botha’s Flat,” halfway between
+Maritzburg and Durban. I well remember how beautiful was the drive
+from Maritzburg over the Inchanga Pass, and how workmanlike the little
+encampment looked as I came upon it (after some break-neck driving),
+with its small tents dotted on a green down.
+
+Although one little knew it, that same encampment was the school where
+were trained the men who have so lately shown the worth of the lessons
+they were then learning. The whole training seemed practical and
+admirable in the highest degree. It had to be carried out amid every
+sort of difficulty, and, indeed, one might almost say discouragement.
+In those distant days such bodies of volunteers were struggling on with
+very little money, very little public interest or sympathy, and with
+great difficulty on the part of the members of these plucky little
+forces in obtaining leave for even this short annual drill. I was told
+that both the corps were much stronger on paper, but that the absentees
+could not be spared from the stores, or sugar estates, or offices to
+which they belonged.
+
+I had, much earlier in the year, at our midsummer, in fact, seen
+some excellent swimming drill at certain athletic sports held in the
+little park at Maritzburg, through which a river runs. The keenest
+competition on that occasion lay between these same Natal Carabineers
+and a smart body of Mounted Police. The most difficult part of the
+stream, with crumbling banks and mud-holes, was chosen, and at a given
+signal they all plunged in on horseback, holding their carbines high
+above their heads. In some cases the riders slipped off their horses
+and swam by their side, mounting again directly the opposite bank
+was gained; and I noticed how well trained were the horses, and how
+at their master’s whistle they stood still to allow them to remount
+instantly. How well this training has stood the test of practical
+warfare let the late campaign tell. And we must also bear in mind that
+all this training was going on nearly thirty years ago!
+
+It was partly to show my own sympathy and interest in this same
+movement that I accepted the invitation of the commandant to spend a
+couple of nights at the camp and see what they were doing. A lonely
+little inn hard by, where a tiny room could be secured for me, made
+this excursion possible, and I can never forget some of the impressions
+of that visit. When I read in the papers how splendidly the Natal
+colonist came forward in the late campaign, even from the purely
+military point of view, I remember that camp, and I understand that
+I was then watching the forging of those links in our long imperial
+chain. The men who came out so grandly as “soldiers of the Queen,” no
+matter by what local names they might have been called, are probably
+the sons of the stalwart volunteers I saw, but the teaching of that and
+succeeding encampments has evidently borne good fruit.
+
+It was indeed serious work they were all engaged on during those bright
+winter days, and my visit was not allowed to interrupt for a moment
+the drill which seemed to go on all through the daylight hours. What
+helped to make the lesson so valuable to the earnest learners was, that
+all went precisely as though a state of war existed. There were no
+servants, no luxuries—all was exactly as it probably was in the late
+campaign.
+
+I dined at the officers’ mess that evening. Our table-cloth was of
+canvas, our candles were tied to cross pieces of wood, and the food was
+served in the tins in which it was cooked. Tea was our only beverage,
+but the open air had made us all so hungry that everything seemed
+delicious. It was, I remember, bitterly cold, and the slight tent did
+not afford much shelter from the icy wind. How well I recollect my
+great longing to wrap myself up in the one luxury of the camp—a large
+and beautiful goatskin karosse on which I was seated! But that would
+have been to betray my chilliness, which would never have done. We
+separated somewhere about half-past eight—for we had dined as soon
+as ever it got too dark to go on drilling—but not before the whole
+encampment had assembled to sing “God save the Queen,” with all their
+heart as well as with all their lungs,—a fitting finish to the day’s
+work.
+
+I had some other delightful rides in Natal, one especially on the
+peaceful errand of a visit to a Wesleyan Mission station about a dozen
+miles off at Edendale. It was a perfect winter’s day, and the road was
+fairly good.
+
+I have often wondered why our own beloved Mother Church employs
+such slow and cumbrous machinery in dealing with native races. She
+is apparently considering the subject in the time it takes for the
+Baptists or Wesleyans to start a settlement. So long ago as 1851 a
+certain James Allison, a Wesleyan missionary who had worked among the
+Basuto and Amaswasi tribes, bought some six thousand acres hereabout
+from old Pretorius, the Dutch President of Natal, and set to work to
+teach the Kaffirs not only Christianity but citizenship. Now-a-days
+there are two chapels and four schools, all built by the natives
+themselves, as well as several Sunday Schools. In former days there had
+also been an industrial school which had turned out capital artisans,
+but the yearly grant of £100 from Government had been withdrawn before
+my visit, and the school was in consequence closed. The existing
+schools only receive fifty pounds a year from outside, and all the
+other expenses of the flourishing little Mission are borne by the
+people themselves. Such neat, comfortable brick houses and such gay
+gardens, to say nothing of “provision grounds” full of potatoes,
+pumpkins, and even green peas. Lots of poultry everywhere, and an
+air of neat prosperity over everything. I was told there were many
+excellent Norwegian Missions on the borders of Zululand, and I hope
+they still flourish, for it is difficult to overrate the value of such
+settlements as a factor in the spread of civilisation as well as in
+that of Christianity.
+
+But I had really only one long ride during my thirteen months in
+Natal, and that was later in the same winter season, in fact, quite
+at the end—in September. Five cruel months of absolutely dry weather
+had reduced the roads to fine red powder, and the vegetation to
+sun-dried hay, but still the air was beautiful and exhilarating as
+we set forth—a little party of four, including a Kaffir guide—very
+early one lovely morning. At first we headed for Edendale, but soon
+left it on our right, and pushed on, before the sun got too hot, and
+whilst our somewhat sorry steeds were fresh, for “Taylor’s”—a roadside
+shanty twenty miles off. Our destination was a fine forest called
+“Seven-mile Bush,” only fifty miles away but with several hill-ranges
+to be crossed. Two hours’ bait started us again at 2 P.M. in good
+fettle, and it was fairly easy going to Eland’s River, which we reached
+at 4 o’clock, and where we off-saddled for half-an-hour. The rough
+waggon-track which had been our only road had been steadily rising
+ever since our first halt, and we were now amid beautiful undulating
+downs with distant ranges ever in front of us. No sooner had we climbed
+painfully over one saddle than another seemed to block our way, and I
+confess my courage rather sank when, with twilight fast coming on and
+the path getting steeper with every mile, I inquired of the guide how
+far off we still were. Of course, my question had to be in pantomime,
+and his answer—_five_ dips of his hand towards the hills—told me we had
+yet five low ranges to cross.
+
+The last few miles seemed a nightmare of stumbling up and down
+break-neck places on tired horses in the dark, and the contrast of a
+charming little house at last, with lights and blazing fires, was all
+the more delightful. Indeed, it seemed to us, stumbling out of the
+darkness and a chilling mist, that nothing short of Aladdin’s lamp
+could at all account for the transport of all the nice furniture,
+pictures, glass and china along such impassable tracks. However,
+they were all there, and everything which goes to make up a pretty
+and refined home besides, including a charming hostess and two rosy
+children. We were waited on by Kaffir boys in long white garments,
+looking for all the world like black-faced choristers. But after
+gallons of tea and a capital supper, bed seemed the most attractive
+suggestion, and many hours of dreamless sleep wiped away all fatigue
+and started us off early next morning in splendid health and spirits to
+explore the magnificent forest close by.
+
+I have often thought that the three most distinct memories of beautiful
+scenes, which must ever remain vividly before me, are, my first view
+of the Himalayas, early one morning from the Grand Trunk Road, when I
+complained that I could not see them, and discovered it was because I
+had not looked half high enough. That was indeed a revelation of solemn
+mountain grandeur. Next to it ranks the mighty sweep of the Niagara
+river as you see it from the railway, and a few moments later behold it
+thundering over the edge. And the third is that long, lonely morning in
+the magnificent forest in the heart of Natal, the recollection of which
+dwarfs all other trees to insignificance. The growth not only of giant
+timber but of exquisite under-growth of ferns and delicate foliage was
+indeed superb. Of flowers there were none, because the sun could not
+enter those cathedral glades except at the very edge and outskirt where
+the big trees had been felled.
+
+I confess I should greatly have preferred to wander as far as I
+dared, and looked longer into the old Elephant pits, and heard more
+stories of the comparatively recent dates at which tigers, panthers,
+and leopards could be met with. And I also wanted to go deep enough
+among the overhanging _lianes_, or monkey-ropes as they call them,
+to see, perchance, the great baboons swinging on them. But our host
+evidently regarded his new saw-mill as the greatest point of interest,
+and thither we betook ourselves—all too soon for my enjoyment. There,
+indeed, one beheld a marvellous chaos of wheels and chains and saws,
+which took hold of these same giant trunks and tossed them out and
+passed them from one to the other, until they emerged, shaven and
+shorn into the planks of every-day commerce. Very wonderful, no doubt,
+and one asked one’s-self every moment, “how did these huge masses of
+machinery get over that last range?” But still I feel that it was the
+forest I came to see and I was only peeping into it.
+
+However, next day I had a fine long ramble in it, and explored to my
+heart’s content, but it was damp and drizzling, and so it remained
+the day after that again, when we started very early for home. The
+horses were quite fresh and rested, and carried us well, in spite of
+the extreme slipperiness of the mountain tracks. Curiously enough as
+soon as we got clear of the ranges we rode into the thickest fog I
+have ever seen. We could only go at a slow walk in Indian file, with
+the Kaffir leading, and every few minutes he got off his rough little
+pony and patted the ground to _feel_ where we were. They said it was
+a sea fog, but it wrapped us up as thoroughly as if it had been the
+thickest of blankets, and one felt quite helpless. Certainly nothing
+is so demoralising as a fog, and I never wish to repeat that morning’s
+experience. We should have tumbled over “Taylor’s,” or rather passed
+it, though it stood quite close to the track, if a cock had not
+fortunately crowed, and the leading pony neighed in reply, calling
+forth a chorus of barks from quite unseen dogs, who dared not venture
+an inch from the sheltering porch.
+
+Although my stay in Natal lasted very little over a year, I made many
+friends there, and it is with sympathising regret I often saw in the
+roll-call of her local defenders the familiar names of those whom I
+remember as bright-eyed children. They have all sprung to arms in
+defence of the fair land of their fathers’ adoption, and when the tale
+of this crisis in the history of Natal comes to be written, the names
+of her gallant young defenders will stand out on its pages in letters
+of light, and the record of their noble deeds will serve as an example
+for ever and for ever. So will they not have laid down their lives in
+vain.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+“STELLA CLAVISQUE MARIS INDICI”
+
+
+“The Star and the Key of the Indian Ocean” lay smiling before me on
+Easter Sunday, April 1878.
+
+The little schooner in which I had come across from Natal had just
+dropped her anchor in the harbour of Port Louis after seventeen days of
+light and baffling winds. The tedium of that past time slipped quickly
+out of my mind, however, as the fast-growing daylight revealed the
+beauties of Mauritius, a little island which I had so often read of and
+yet so little expected ever to behold. The interest of the tragic tale
+of “Paul and Virginia” had riveted my wandering attention during the
+French reading-lessons of my youth, though I always secretly wondered
+why Virginia had been such a goose as to decline help from a sailor,
+apparently only because he was somewhat insufficiently clad. But I
+should not have dared to give utterance to this opinion, so prudish was
+the domestic atmosphere of those early days.
+
+The first real interest I felt in Mauritius arose from the frequent
+mention of the little island as a health-resort, in some charming
+letters of Miss Eden’s published about five-and-twenty years ago, but
+written long before that date, when she was keeping house for her
+brother, Lord Auckland, then Governor-General of India. Miss Eden
+speaks of many friends as well as of Indian tourists (for “Paget,
+M.P.’s” existed apparently even in those distant times) having gone
+for change of air to “the Mauritius” and coming back quite strong and
+robust. She mentions one instance of a whole opera company, whose
+health gave way in Calcutta, and who made the excursion, returning in
+time for their next season with restored health, and she often longs in
+vain for such a change for her hard-worked brother.
+
+But all this must have been many years before the first mysterious
+outbreak of fever which ravaged the place in 1867. I was assured that
+before that date the reputation of the pretty little island had stood
+very high as a sanatorium, but no doctor could give me any reason for
+the sudden appearance of this virulent fever. There were, of course,
+many theories, each of which had earnest supporters. Some said the
+great hurricane which had just before swept over the island brought
+the malaria on its wings. Others declared the _déboisement_ which had
+been carried on to a devastating extent in order to increase the area
+available for sugar-cane planting was to blame; whilst a third faction
+put all the trouble down to the great influx of coolie immigrants
+introduced about that date to work in the cane-fields. Perhaps the
+truth lies in a blending of these three principal theories. Anyway, I
+felt it sad and hard that so really lovely an island should have such
+dark and trying days behind as well as before it.
+
+But, after seventeen days of glaring lonely seas and dark monotonous
+nights, one is not apt to think of anything beyond the immediate
+“blessings of the land,” and I gazed with profound content on the chain
+of volcanic hills, down whose rugged sides many _cascades_ tumbled
+their gleaming silver. Coral reefs, with white foam tossing over them,
+in spite of the calm sapphire sea on which we were gently floating
+into harbour, seemed spread all around us, and indeed I believe these
+_récifs_ circle the whole island with a dangerous though protecting
+girdle. Sloping ground, covered with growth of differing greens,
+some showing the bluish hue of the sugar-cane, others the more vivid
+colouring of a coarse tall grass, led the eye gently down to the
+flowering trees and foliage round the clustering houses of Port Louis,
+whose steep high-pitched roofs looked so suggestive of tropic rains.
+Port Louis was once evidently a stately capital, and large handsome
+houses still remain. These have, however, nearly all been turned into
+offices or banks, and the fine large Government House, or _Hôtel du
+Gouvernement_, is always empty as to its numerous bedrooms. Hardly
+a white person sleeps with impunity in Port Louis, though all the
+business—official and private—is carried on there, and it contains many
+excellent shops.
+
+You must climb up, however, some few miles by the steep little railway
+before you realise how really lovely the scenery of Mauritius can be.
+All in miniature, it is true, but very ambitious in character. Except
+for the glowing tints of the volcanic rocks and the tropic vegetation,
+one might be looking at a bit of Switzerland through the wrong end of
+a telescope; but nowhere else have I ever seen such tints as the bare
+mountain sides take at sunset. The tufa rocks glow like wet porphyry,
+and so magical are the hues that one half expects to see the grand
+recumbent figure of the old warrior of the Corps de Garde hill outlined
+against the purple sky, rise up and salute the island which once was
+his.
+
+Mauritius is in many ways an object-lesson which is not without its
+significance just now. Here we have a little island thoroughly French
+in its history and people, and inhabited by many of the _vieille roche_
+who fled there in the Terror days. Battles between French and English
+by land and sea raged round its sunny shores in the first few years of
+the just-ended century. Dauntless attacks and valiant resistance have
+left heroic memories behind them. We took it by _force majeure_ in
+1811, but it was not until the great settling up at the Restoration
+in 1814 that the hatchet may be said to have been finally buried, and
+the two nationalities began to pull together comfortably. I was rather
+surprised to see how thoroughly French Mauritius still is in language
+and in characteristics; but the result is indeed satisfactory. I found
+it quite the most highly civilised of the colonies I then knew, and
+from the social point of view there was nothing left to be desired.
+The early class of French settler had evidently been of a much higher
+type than our own rough-and-ready colonist, and the refinement so
+introduced had influenced the whole place. Did I find any race-hatred,
+oppression, or heart-burnings? No, indeed; of all the dependencies of
+our Empire not one has come forward more generously or more splendidly
+with substantial offers of help than that little lonely isle, “the
+Star and Key of the Indian Ocean.” I venture to say, speaking from my
+experience of those days, that the King has no more loyal subjects than
+the Mauritians.
+
+It may be that the trials and troubles we have all borne there side
+by side in the past half-century have knitted and bound us together.
+We have had hurricane, pestilence, and fire to contend with, besides
+the chronic hard times of the sugar industry. In these fast-following
+calamities French and English have stood shoulder to shoulder, and
+the only race or religious rivalry has been in good and noble deeds.
+In the Zulu War of 1881, when Sir Bartle Frere sent a ship down
+with despatches to my dear husband, then the Lieutenant-Governor of
+Mauritius, urgently asking for help to “hold the fort” until the
+English reinforcements could arrive, Mauritius sprang to her feet then
+as now, and gave willing and substantial help. Every soldier who was
+able to stand up started at twenty-four hours’ notice for Durban. The
+same day the mayor of Port Louis held a meeting, at which a volunteer
+corps of doctors and nurses was at once raised, with plenty of money to
+equip them, and they, as well as cooks and cows—both much needed—were
+on their way to Durban before another sun had set. It was indeed
+gratifying to hear afterwards that not only had our little military
+effort been of great service, but that the abundance of fresh milk
+supplied had helped many a case of dysentery among the garrison at
+Durban to turn the corner on the road to recovery.
+
+Nothing can be much more beautiful than the view from the back verandah
+at “Réduit,” as the fine country Government House, built by the
+Chevalier de la Brillane for the Governors of Mauritius more than a
+century ago, is called. Before you spreads an expanse of English lawn
+only broken by clumps of gay foliaged shrubs or beds of flowers, and
+behind that again is the wooded edge of the steep ravine, where the
+mischievous “jackos” hide, who come up at night to play havoc with the
+sugar-canes on its opposite side. The only day of the week on which
+they ventured up was Sunday afternoon, when all the world was silent
+and sleepy.
+
+It used to be my delight to watch from an upper bedroom window the
+stealthy appearance of the old sentinel monkeys, who first peered
+cautiously up and evidently reconnoitred the ground thoroughly. After a
+few moments of careful scouting a sort of chirrup would be heard, which
+seemed the signal for the rest of the colony to scramble tumultuously
+up the bank. Such games as then started among the young ones, such
+antics and tumblings and rompings! But all the time the sentinels never
+relaxed their vigilance. They spread like a cordon round the gambolling
+young ones, and kept turning their horribly wise human-looking heads
+from side to side incessantly, only picking and chewing a blade of
+grass now and then. The mothers seemed to keep together, and doubtless
+gossiped; but let my old and perfectly harmless Skye terrier toddle
+round the corner of the verandah, and each female would dart into the
+group of playing monkeys, seize her property by its nearest leg, toss
+it over her shoulder, and quicker than the eye could follow she would
+have disappeared down the ravine. The sentinels had uttered their
+warning cry directly, but they always remained until the very last,
+and retreated in good order; though there was no cause for alarm, as
+“Boxer’s” thoughts were fixed on the peacocks—apt to trespass at those
+silent and unguarded hours—and not on the monkeys at all!
+
+This is a sad digression, but yet it has not led us far from that
+halcyon scene, which is so often before the eyes of my memory. The
+beautiful changing hues of the Indian Ocean binds the horizon in this
+and every other extensive island view, but between us and it there
+arises in the distance a very forest of tall green masts, the spikes
+of countless aloe blossoms. I have heard Mauritius described as “an
+island with a barque always to windward,” and there is much truth in
+the saying; though one could easily mistake the glancing wing of a huge
+seagull or the long white floating tail-feathers of the “boatswain
+bird” for the shimmer of a distant sail.
+
+I fear it is a very prosaic confession to make, but one fact which
+added considerably to my comfort in Mauritius was the excellence of
+the cook of that day. I hear that education and Board schools have
+now improved him off the face of the island, but he used to be a very
+clever mixture of the best of French and Indian cookery traditions.
+The food supply was poor. We got our beef from Madagascar, and our
+mutton came from Aden. We found it answer to import half-a-dozen little
+sheep at a time; they cost about £1 apiece for purchase and carriage,
+but could be allowed only a month’s run in the beautiful park of five
+hundred acres which surrounded Réduit. More than that made them ill,
+so rich and luscious was the grass; for sheep, like human beings, seem
+to need a good deal of exercise, and, as Abernethy advised the rich
+gourmet to do, ought to “live on a shilling a day and earn it.”
+
+These same sheep, however, or rather one of the servants, gave me one
+of the worst frights of my life. We were at luncheon one day when an
+under servant, who never appeared in the dining-room, rushed in calling
+out, “Oh, Excellence, _quel malheur_!” then he lapsed into Hindustani
+mixed with patois, declaring there had been a terrible railway accident
+and that _all_ were injured and two killed outright! As this same line,
+which had a private station in the Park about a mile away, constantly
+brought us up friends at that hour, I nearly fainted with horror;
+and yet I remember how angry, though relieved, I felt when the same
+agitated individual wailed out, “and they were all so fat!” One is
+apt to be indignant at having been tricked into emotion before one is
+grateful for the relief to one’s mind.
+
+Almost the first thing which struck me in Mauritius was the absence of
+cows as well as sheep. I never saw a cow grazing, and yet there seemed
+plenty of good milk, and even a pallid pat of fresh butter appeared at
+breakfast. But there were really plenty of cows, only the coolies kept
+them in their houses, to the despair of the sanitary inspectors, who
+insisted on proper cowsheds being built at an orthodox distance from
+the little _case_ or native house, only to find that the family moved
+down and lived with the cow as before. One year there was an outbreak
+of pleuro-pneumonia among the poor cows, and I heard many pathetic
+stories of the despair of the owners when sentence of death had to be
+pronounced in the infected districts against their beloved cows. It was
+impossible to make the coolies understand that this was a precautionary
+measure, and the large and liberal compensation which they received
+seemed to bring no consolation whatever with it. I was assured that in
+many instances the owner of the doomed animal would fling himself at
+the inspector’s feet, beseeching him to spare the life of the cow, and
+to kill him (the coolie) instead!
+
+The roads in Mauritius were admirably kept, but very hard and very
+hilly. The big horse, usually imported from Australia, soon knocked his
+legs to pieces if much used up and down these hills; but an excellent
+class of hardy, handsome, little pony came to us from Pégou and other
+parts of Burma, as well as from Timor and Java. These animals were very
+expensive to buy, but excellent for work, and I should think would
+have made splendid polo ponies; but polo did not seem to be much played
+in Mauritius at that date.
+
+Since my day another frightful hurricane has devastated the poor
+little island, but I heard many stories of former ones. During the
+summer season—that is, from about November until March or April—the
+local Meteorological Office keeps a sharp eye on the barometer, and
+every arrangement is cut and dry, ready to be acted upon at a moment’s
+warning, for a _coup de vent_ is a rapid traveller and does not dawdle
+on its way.
+
+We had many false alarms during my stay, for it sometimes happens that
+the hurrying winds are diverted from the track they started on, and so
+we escaped, _quitte pour la peur_. When the first warning gun fired all
+the ships in harbour began to get ready to go outside, for the greatest
+mischief done in the big hurricane of 1868 was from the crowded vessels
+in the comparatively small harbour of Port Louis grinding against each
+other; to say nothing of those ships which, as Kipling sings, were
+
+ “Flung to roost with the startled crows.”
+
+At the second signal gun, which meant that the force of the wind was
+increasing and travelling towards us, the ships got themselves out of
+harbour, and every business man who lived in the country betook himself
+to the railway station, as after the third gun, which might be heard
+within even half-an-hour, the trains would cease to run. I chanced to
+be returning from Port Louis on one of these occasions, and certainly
+the railway station presented a curious sight. All my acquaintances
+seemed to be there, hurrying home with anxious and pre-occupied faces.
+Each man grasped a ham firmly in one hand and his despatch-box in the
+other, whilst his _pion_, or messenger, was following, closely laden
+with baskets of bread and groceries, and attended by coolies with
+live fowls and bottles of lamp oil! My own head servant, “Monsieur
+Jorge,” always made the least sign of a “blow” an excuse for demanding
+sundry extra rupees in hand for carriole money, and started directly
+in one of these queer little vehicles for a round of marketing in the
+neighbourhood.
+
+At the first gun heard at Réduit an army of gardeners used to set to
+work to move the hundreds of large plants out of the verandahs into a
+big empty room close by. They were followed by the house-carpenter and
+his mates, armed with enormous iron wedges and sledge-hammers. These
+worthies proceeded to close the great clumsy hurricane shutters, which
+so spoil the outer effect of all Mauritian houses, and besides putting
+the heavy iron bars in their places, wedged them firmly down. It really
+looked as if the house was being prepared for a siege. Happily, my own
+experience did not extend beyond a couple of days of this state of
+affairs, nor was any storm I assisted at dignified by the name of a
+hurricane, but I could form from these little experiences only too good
+an idea of what the real thing must be like. Personally, my greatest
+inconvenience arose from the pervading smell of the lamps, which were,
+of course, burning all day as well as all night, and from our never
+being able to get rid of the smell of food. One was so accustomed to
+the fresh-air life, with doors and windows always open, that these
+odours were very trying.
+
+But the noise is, I think, what is least understood. Even in a “blow”
+it is truly deafening, and never ceases for an instant. At Réduit there
+was a long well-defended corridor upstairs, and I thought I would
+try and walk along its length. Not a breath of wind really got in,
+or the roof would soon have been whisked off the house; but although
+I flatter myself I am tolerably brave, I could not walk down that
+corridor! Every yard or so a resounding blow, as if from a cannon-ball,
+would come thundering against the outer side, whilst the noise of many
+waters descending in solid sheets on the roof, and the screams of the
+shrieking, whistling winds outside, were literally deafening. It was
+impossible to believe that any structure made by human hands could
+stand; and yet that was not a hurricane! Never shall I forget my last
+outdoor glimpse, which I was invited to take just before the big
+hall-door on the leeward side was finally shut and barricaded. I could
+not have believed that the sky could be of such an inky blackness,
+except at one corner, where a triangle of the curtain of darkness, with
+sharply defined outlines, had apparently just been turned back to show
+the deep blood-red colouring behind. It was awful beyond all words to
+describe; but “Monsieur Jorge,” who held the door open for me, said:
+“Dat not real bad sky.” He seemed hard to please, I thought.
+
+However, a couple of days’ imprisonment was all we suffered that
+time, and the instant the gale dropped, at sunrise on the second day,
+the rain ceased and the sun shone out. It was a curious scene the
+rapidly-opened shutters revealed. Every leaf was stripped off the
+trees, which were bare as mid-winter. A few of the smaller ones had
+been uprooted bodily and whisked away down the ravine. Some were found
+later literally standing on their heads a good way off. It was quite a
+new idea to me that roots could be snowy white, but they had been so
+completely washed bare of soil by the down-pouring rain that they were
+absolutely clean and white. A few hours later I was taken for a drive
+round some neighbouring cane-fields. Of course, the road was like the
+bed of a mountain torrent, and how the pony managed to steer himself
+and the gig among the boulders must ever remain a mystery. Already
+over three hundred Malagashes (coolies) were at work covering up the
+exposed roots of the canes, for each plant stood in a large hole partly
+filled with water, which was rapidly draining away. The force of the
+wind seemed to have whirled the cane round and round until it stood,
+quite bare of its crown of waving leaves, in the middle of a hole. Had
+the sun reached these exposed roots nothing could have saved the plant.
+
+But my memories must not be all meteorological. Rather let me return
+in thought to the merry and happy intercourse with pleasant friends,
+of which so many hours stand brightly out. In all the colonies I
+know hospitality is one of the cardinal virtues, and nowhere more
+so than in pretty little Mauritius. I heard many lamentations that
+in these altered times the gracious will far outran the restricted
+possibilities, but still there used to be pleasant dances, without end
+and number, most amusing cameron-fishing _déjeuners_, and _chasses au
+cerf_ in the winter months. It so chanced that we had a guest hailing
+from Exmoor, who was bidden to one of these popular forms of _le
+sport_, and never shall I forget his horror at finding he was required
+to carry a gun and shoot a stag if he could! No fox-hunter invited
+to assist at a battue of foxes in the Midlands could have been more
+shocked and disgusted, and it was quite in vain that we cited Scotch
+deer-stalking in excuse. This was _not_ deer-stalking he vowed, for
+you sat on a camp-stool in a thick forest and took pot shots at the
+poor animals as they were driven past certain spots! An excellent
+luncheon was served in the middle of the _chasse_, so it was always
+a favourite diversion, but the hospitable owner of one of the best
+deer districts told me that he had to inflict fines on these sportsmen
+who only wounded the poor deer. Some very handsome “heads” could be
+got among them however. But, indeed, I am constrained to say that the
+idea of sport, as we understand it, seemed rather undeveloped in that
+fairy island, and it was difficult to keep one’s countenance when, in
+answer to the Governor’s inquiry as to the success of a morning among
+the cane-fields in pursuit of red-legged partridges and quail, the
+sportsman rose in his place, bowed low, and answered, “Excéllence, j’ai
+tué un, mais j’ai blessé deux.”
+
+The annual race-meeting, held on the Champ-de-Mars outside Port Louis,
+was remarkable for the crowds of coolies it attracted from all parts of
+the island. The horses were the least important or interesting part of
+the performance, and the betting on even the principal races appeared
+to be confined to a few Arab merchants, who certainly did not look at
+all “horsey” in their gay and flowing robes. It so chanced that I was
+being driven home very late the night before the third principal day
+of one of these race-meetings, and I thought the shuffling, sheeted
+crowds with which the roads were thronged by far the most curious and
+suggestive part of the proceedings. No cemetery giving up its silent
+sleepers could have furnished a more ghostly crew. Young and old,
+babes astride on their mothers’ hips, older children carried by their
+fathers, aged men and girls in their shrouding veils, all gliding,
+barefooted, in absolute silence along the dusty roads in such a dense
+and never-ending crowd that my carriage could only move, and that with
+difficulty, at a foot’s pace. It was a lovely starlight, cold night,
+and I had the hood of the victoria lowered so as to better take in the
+weird scene, to which the dangling cooking-pots carried by all, added
+a grotesque touch. At various parts of the road the wily Chinaman had
+hastily set up a little booth of palm branches, from which he dispensed
+refreshments of sorts doubtless at a high price. These moving masses
+were perfectly orderly, nor did they seem to require any restraining or
+even guiding force.
+
+Next day I naturally looked out from my beautiful rose-wreathed stand
+on the Champ-de-Mars for these white-clad crowds, and there they
+were, sure enough, covering the slopes of the encircling natural
+amphitheatre, but to my astonishment, though it was barely noon and
+the principal race was yet to be run, the massed mob was rapidly
+dispersing. As a matter of fact, none of these fifty thousand coolie
+spectators cared in the least about the races. That final Saturday
+of the race week had come to be regarded as a public holiday. Work
+was suspended at the sugar estates all over the Island, and the race
+meeting was just an occasion on which all expected to meet their
+friends. Every coolie had washed his garment to a snowy whiteness, and
+this, taken in conjunction with the vivid touches of colour dear to the
+Oriental eye, furnished by the babies’ little scarlet caps and the red
+edging of the women’s veils, made up an enchanting picture set against
+the vivid green and glowing blue of earth and sky.
+
+It was always great fun when the flagship of the East Indian squadron
+paid us an all too brief visit; and, indeed, the arrival of any
+man-of-war used to be made an excuse for a little extra gaiety. It was
+my special delight to get the midshipmen to come in batches and stay at
+Réduit, although I often found myself at my wits’ end to provide them
+with game to shoot at, for that was what their hearts were most fixed
+on. They all brought up weird and obsolete fowling-pieces, which the
+moment they had finished breakfast they wanted to go and let off in the
+park. What fun those boys were, and what dears! One chubby youth, being
+questioned as to whether midshipmen were permitted to marry, answered,
+“No, but sometimes there was a _candlestick_ marriage.”
+
+“A _what_?”
+
+“A candlestick marriage, sir,—not allowed, you know.”
+
+“Clandestine” was the proper word, but the mistake had great success as
+a joke.
+
+My young soldier guests were quite as gallant and susceptible to the
+charms of the bright eyes and pretty, gentle manners of my pet French
+girls, but I often felt disconcerted to find that at my numerous _bals
+privés_ there was a difficulty in getting them to dance with each
+other, because the red-coated youths would not or could not speak one
+word of French, whereas that difficulty never seemed to weigh with the
+middy for a moment.
+
+I dare say things are now different, and that improved mail and cable
+services have changed the loneliness of my day, when there was no
+cable beyond Aden and only a mail steamer once a month. I always felt
+as though we ourselves were on a ship anchored in the midst of a
+lonely ocean, and that once in four weeks another ship sped past us,
+casting on board mail bags and cablegrams. But even as we stood with
+stretched-out hands, craving for more news or more details of what news
+was flung to us, the passing steamer had sunk below the horizon, and we
+were left to possess our souls in what patience we might until the next
+mail day came round.
+
+The consequence of this comparative isolation was that few visitors
+came our way, so that it aroused quite a little excitement in our
+small community to hear that the Government of Madagascar—a curious
+mixture in that day of power vested in the hands of a Queen, who was
+always expected to marry her prime minister—intended to send three
+delegates to Europe _viâ_ Mauritius to protest against the proposed
+French protectorate. These delegates were dignified by the name of
+Ambassadors, and their mission was to seek the intervention of Great
+Britain and other European powers. We were instructed to receive them
+with all official courtesy, including salutes from big guns and guards
+of honour and so forth; the worst of all this ceremonial being that
+the idea became firmly impressed on their minds that England was quite
+prepared to take up their quarrel, or, at least, to remonstrate with
+France. So it was a very happy and hopeful trio of “Ambassadors” who
+presented themselves, with a number of attendants, including several
+interpreters, at Réduit one evening to go through the ordeal of a
+formal banquet.
+
+I confess to a certain amount of curiosity when I heard that the
+ambassadors were not only as black as jet, but they were quite unused
+to the forms of society, and that, in fact, their only experience of
+the ways of English folk was gathered from Wesleyan missionaries near
+their chief towns. Indeed, the only English entertainment they had
+ever seen was a school-feast to little native children, at which they
+had been onlookers, and which, as one of the interpreters informed me,
+had seemed to them a strange and puzzling performance.
+
+However, when the dinner-hour arrived I beheld three fine, dignified
+and stately gentlemen, quite as black nevertheless as their faultless
+evening dress, the only false note being a massive gold watch chain,
+from which dangled rather an aggressive bunch of lockets and other
+ornaments, and with which each ambassador was decorated. Beautiful
+bows were exchanged, and nothing could be more correct than the
+fashion in which the senior dignitary offered me his arm. With an
+interpreter on my left hand we got on famously all through dinner,
+with absolutely no mistakes in essentials, though I often observed
+some anxiety in the interpreter’s face. I suppose he felt responsible
+for their manners. But the false hopes were there all the time, and I
+felt myself to be quite a cruel monster when I had to whisper to the
+interpreter to explain to his black Excellency, that it was only the
+usual custom for the Governor to propose after the toast of our own
+Queen the health of the sovereign of any foreign guests at table. Poor
+ambassadors! they thought this commonplace courtesy meant a public
+announcement of England’s intention of ranging herself on their side
+of the question at issue. One did not realise at the time what a
+deadly importance they attached to all these trifles, nor would we
+perhaps have wondered at it so much had we known that they felt their
+own lives depended on the success of the mission. They considered it a
+most hopeful sign when I asked them after dinner to write their names
+in my little birthday-book; and most astonishing names they were, each
+name occupying three lines, but all apparently forming one syllable!
+They seemed quite familiar with a pen, and each letter was beautifully
+formed, only they were all joined together.
+
+There is an excellent and most comfortable rule in the Colonial Service
+which forbids a Governor to receive any gifts. I suppose it would also
+apply to a Governor’s wife if the said gifts were of any intrinsic
+value; but I did not see my way to wounding the feelings of my poor
+guests that evening by sheltering myself behind official etiquette when
+they tendered a hideous little glass biscuit-box and a sort of native
+quilt (spoiled by vivid aniline dyes) for my acceptance. Yet I had
+terrible misgivings all the time that they thought they were securing
+my interest and co-operation in their affairs, and I even edged in
+a word or two in my thanks through the interpreter to imply that
+acceptance of their gifts must be taken “without prejudice.” I do not
+believe, however, that he had the heart to pass my remark on, for the
+ambassadors beamed joyously on me and the rest of the company all the
+time.
+
+I heard afterwards that they had made desperate efforts at all
+the European Courts, beginning with that of St. James’s to secure
+intervention, and that it was impossible to make them understand that
+no one was able or willing to take up their quarrel. So in the fulness
+of time, their money being all spent, they had to return to their own
+land, where failure meant death, which I believe they welcomed rather
+than the new order of things.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+GENERAL CHARLES GORDON
+
+
+I feel as if no sketch, however slight, of my short stay in beautiful
+Mauritius would be complete without a reference to General Gordon.
+Soon after our own arrival Colonel Charles Gordon came in command of
+the small body of Royal Engineers stationed there. From the very first
+his delightful personality made itself felt, and although I suspect
+that very few of the island-dwellers had the least idea of what a
+name to conjure with “Chinese Gordon” was, still he at once assumed
+that amazing sway over men’s hearts of which he possessed the secret.
+Looking back on it through all these years I think the wonderful
+humility of the man is the first thing one realises. He took up his
+duties and his position in that obscure little corner of the Empire
+with just as much interest and simplicity as though he had never led
+armies to victory or changed the fate of nations. I am proud to say
+we saw a great deal of him, though it had to be on his own terms
+and in his own way. Of course, he was asked to the large and formal
+entertainments at Réduit, but he always excused himself, and only came
+to dine with us when we were quite alone. He would change into the mess
+uniform, which it was the custom always to wear at Government House, in
+the carriole which brought him up, and he once gave this as an excuse
+for the extreme crookedness of his black neck-tie.
+
+On these occasions, which I am happy to say were very frequent, the
+dinner had to be of the most simple character and compressed into the
+shortest possible space. I do not remember whether he took wine or not,
+but he consumed an immense amount of black coffee, not at dinner, but
+directly after, when we adjourned to the verandah and cigarettes were
+lighted. Every half-hour a servant brought a fresh cup of fragrant
+coffee, and noiselessly put it on the little table at Colonel Gordon’s
+elbow, and this went on for hours! It is impossible to convey in
+words any idea of the singular charm of Gordon’s conversation. With
+so appreciative and sympathetic a listener as my dear husband was, he
+gave of his best and that was very good. Not in the least egotistical,
+his vivid narratives were the most thrillingly interesting it has
+ever been my good fortune to listen to. Every word he said, for all
+its picturesqueness, bore the stamp of reality, and the scenes he
+described at once stood out before your eyes. A question now and then
+was all that was needed to sustain the delightful flow of talk. He
+never uttered a word which could be called “cant,” nor did he bring his
+religious opinions into prominence. One gathered from his utterances
+that he was more deeply imbued with the “enthusiasm of humanity” than
+with any dogma.
+
+His eyes were the most remarkable part of his face, and I cannot
+imagine any one who has ever seen them forgetting their wonderful
+beauty. It was not merely that they were of a crystal clearness and
+as blue as a summer sky, but the expression was different to that of
+any other human eye I have ever seen. In the first place, instead of
+the trained, conventional glance with which we habitually regard each
+other and which, certainly at first, tells you nothing whatever of
+your new acquaintance’s character or inner nature, Gordon’s beautiful,
+noble soul looked straight at you, directly from out of these clear
+eyes. They revealed him at once, as he was, and I am sure the secret
+of his extraordinary and almost instantaneous influence over his
+fellow-creatures lay in that glance. There was a sort of wistful
+tenderness in it for all its penetration, an extraordinary magnetic
+sympathy, and yet you felt its authority. The rest of his face was
+rugged, and, I suppose, what would be called plain, but one never
+thought of anything beyond the soul shining out of those wonderful
+windows. To look at any other face after his was like looking at a
+lifeless mask. A few months after he arrived the General commanding the
+troops in Mauritius left, and Colonel Gordon was promoted and succeeded
+him. He had been very active among the Chinese mercantile class (a very
+numerous one) and had done much good, not merely of a missionary but
+of a social nature, explaining the duties of citizenship to them, and
+enforcing local laws and rules which they probably had not understood.
+That part of the community became much easier to manage after he took
+them in hand.
+
+But there was a strangely unpractical side to General Gordon’s nature,
+apart from his utter disregard of what might be called his own
+interests. Those he never thought of for one moment, and I honestly
+believe that his feelings about the value or importance of money—_as_
+money—were on a par with the ideas of a nice child of five years old!
+Coins of the realm remained but a short time in his pocket, and were
+only welcome to him as a means of helping others. Still his charity was
+not at all indiscriminate, and in the numerous instances of which I
+knew his help was always judiciously given.
+
+Curiously enough, the scheme of defence for Mauritius, which General
+Gordon was requested officially to draw up, was found to be absolutely
+impossible. He bestowed much pains and care on it, but his plans
+involved many alterations and changes not one of which were found
+practicable. I have in my possession some charming letters of his
+to my husband, who had written privately to the General to state
+that in forwarding this scheme of defence to the War Office, he, as
+Lieutenant-Governor, had felt obliged to disagree entirely with it,
+and to point out the utter impossibility on every ground of carrying
+it out. Now my husband was one of General Gordon’s warmest and most
+discriminating admirers, and he showed me the private correspondence
+on the subject as illustrating the noble and beautiful nature of the
+man. There was not the slightest trace of annoyance or even pique at
+the uncompromising terms in which a civilian Governor had felt it his
+duty to differ from so eminent a military authority. The General just
+recognised that it was a plain expression of an honest opinion and
+respected it accordingly, nor was there the slightest friction between
+them nor the least check upon their friendly intercourse.
+
+I remember particularly one merry evening in the verandah after dinner,
+when the General had just returned from an official visit to the
+Seychelles, a little group of islands nearly 1000 miles from Mauritius,
+but in those days one of its _dépendences_. He was full of a brand new
+theory, based on the coco-de-mer, a gigantic palm which he saw for the
+first time, and which convinced him that he had discovered the site of
+the Garden of Eden. He explained with great eagerness how he felt sure
+of the existence of the four encircling rivers of that favoured spot
+(only they now ran underground), but his strong point was the strange
+weird fruit which hung, some eighty feet or so above the ground, from
+those splendid palms which are peculiar to the Seychelles group. In
+vain the Governor pointed out, with much laughter, that our first
+parents must have been of a goodly height to reach this fruit, and in
+the next, that it was not good to eat!
+
+The dear General bore all our chaff with the sweetest good-humour, but
+remained as firmly fixed as ever in his idea. He was most eager and
+earnest about it all, and, though he found our laughter infectious and
+joined heartily in it, nothing made the least impression on him, and
+I believe he always thought the Garden of Eden had once united that
+little group of islets in one exquisite whole—for Mahé is certainly a
+lovely spot and as fertile as it is fair.
+
+We always felt we could not expect to keep him long with us in
+Mauritius though he never chafed nor repined in any way, and just did
+his duty from day to day, and whatever other work for his fellow-men
+his hand found to do, with all his might. But all too soon he was
+summoned home, and quite the next thing we heard of him was that he
+was going out to India with the new Governor-General, Lord Ripon,
+as his Private Secretary. We all exclaimed at once, “Think of the
+dinner-parties!” and were not at all surprised to hear how short a time
+that arrangement had lasted, though the dreaded form of entertainment
+had really nothing whatever to do with Gordon’s resignation of his
+post long before India was reached. From time to time he wrote to my
+husband, and we followed every step of his subsequent career with the
+deepest interest. I have since heard, I do not know with what truth,
+that it was a mistake in a telegram which prevented his going to the
+Congo on King Leopold’s business instead of to Egypt on ours. However
+that may be, the rest of the story was quite in harmony with what one
+had known of him, but of all those who sorrowed for his tragic fate—and
+it was a nation that grieved—no one lamented him more than his official
+chief of the Mauritian days.
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+WESTERN AUSTRALIA
+
+
+Few people can realise how rapid is the growth of a colony when once
+it begins to grow. Like a young tree, after reaching a certain stage,
+it may seem to have almost attained its limit, and one often feels
+disappointed that more visible progress has not been made. But come
+again a little later, and you will find your sapling shooting rapidly
+up into a splendid tree. It was really growing, as it were, _under_
+ground; searching with its roots for the most favourable conditions.
+Perhaps there was a piece of rock to be got round before the good
+soil could be reached, but the little tree was covering that rock all
+the time with a network of roots so that it ceased to be an obstacle
+and was gathered up and assimilated with its growth. In the decade
+between 1880 and 1890 Western Australia was just in that stage, and
+the splendid young giant of to-day must have been growing underground
+then, though it did not seem to be making much progress as a colony.
+In those days we sadly called ourselves “Cinderella,” but the Fairy
+Prince—Responsible Government—was not far off, and I am proud to
+remember that my dear husband, then Governor of the colony, was one of
+those who helped to open the door and let Prince Charming in.
+
+They tell me the colony is quite different now, and that Perth is
+unrecognisable. I try to be glad to hear it, and keep repeating to
+myself that the revenue of a month now is what we thought good for
+a year, fifteen years ago. But no one can be more than happy, and I
+question very much if the rich people there to-day are any happier
+or even better off, in the true sense of the words, than we were. Of
+course, enormous progress has been made, and many of the works and
+wants which we only dreamed of and longed for, have suddenly become
+accomplished facts. Our Cinderella’s shoes have turned out to be made
+of gold, but they pinch her now and then, and have to be eased here
+and there. Still they are, no doubt, true fairy shoes, and will grow
+conveniently with the growth of her feet.
+
+In our day—which began in May 1883—the colony was as quiet and
+primitive as possible, but none the less delightful and essentially
+homelike. I must confess that one of its greatest attractions in my
+eyes was what more youthful and enterprising spirits used to call the
+dulness of Perth. But it never was really dull. To me there always
+appeared to be what I see American newspapers describe as “happenings”
+going on.
+
+For instance, one morning I was called into the Governor’s office to
+look at a tin collar just sent up from the port of Freemantle for the
+Governor’s inspection. It appeared that the two little children of a
+respectable tradesman in Freemantle had that morning been playing on a
+lonely part of the beach, and had observed a large strange bird, half
+floating, half borne in by the incoming tide. It was a very flat bit of
+shore just there, and the sea was as smooth as glass, so the boy—bold
+and brave, as colonial boys are—fearing to lose the curious creature,
+waded in a little way, and, seizing it by the tip of the outstretched
+wing, dragged it safely to land. There, after a few convulsive
+movements and struggles, the poor bird died, and the little ones wisely
+set off at once to fetch their father to look at what they thought was
+an enormous seagull. When Mr. —— arrived at the spot, he at once saw
+that the bird was an albatross, and furthermore that a large fish was
+sticking in its throat. A closer inspection revealed that a sort of
+tin collar round the neck, large enough to allow of its feeding under
+ordinary circumstances, but not wide enough to let so big a fish pass
+down its gullet, had strangled it. The collar had evidently formed part
+of a preserved meat tin of rather a large size, with the top and bottom
+knocked out, and around it were these words, punched quite distinctly
+in the tin, probably by the point of a nail:—
+
+“_Treize naufragés sont refugiés sur les Iles Crozets, ce_”—then
+followed a date of about twelve days before. “_Au secours, pour l’amour
+de Dieu!_”
+
+In those days everything used to be referred to the Governor, so Mr. ——
+at once went to the police station, got an Inspector to come and look
+at the bird, hear the children’s story, take the collar off—a work of
+some difficulty, in fact the head had to be cut off—and bring it up by
+next train to Perth.
+
+It was an intensely interesting story, and aroused all our sympathy.
+A telegram was at once sent off to the Admiral commanding on the
+Australian station, telling the tale, and asking for help to be sent to
+the Crozets; but the swiftly returned answer stated, with great regret,
+that it was impossible to do this, and that the Cape Squadron was the
+one to communicate with. Now unfortunately this was impossible in those
+days, so another message was despatched directly to the Minister for
+Marine Affairs in Paris, and next day we heard that the Department had
+discovered—through an apparently admirable system of ship registry—that
+a small vessel had sailed from Bordeaux some months before and that
+the way to her destined port would certainly take her past the Iles
+Crozets. No news of her arrival at that port had ever been received,
+so a message was even then on its way to the nearest French naval
+station ordering immediate relief to be sent to the Crozets. This
+reply, most courteously worded, added that there were _caches_ of food
+on these islands, which statement was borne out by the fresh look of
+the tin collar. A curious confirmation of the story was elicited by
+the volunteered statement of the captain of a newly-arrived sailing
+wool-ship, who said that in a certain latitude, which turned out to
+be within quite measurable distance of the Crozets, an albatross had
+suddenly appeared in the wake of the ship, feeding greedily on the
+scraps and refuse thrown overboard, and the crew observed with surprise
+that the bird followed them right into the open roadstead which then
+represented Freemantle harbour. The date coincided exactly with the
+figures on the tin. The bird must have found the collar inconvenient
+for fishing, and had joined the ship to feed on these softer scraps,
+until, with the conclusion of the little vessel’s voyage, the supplies
+also ceased.
+
+Stories should always end well, but alas! this one does not. We heard
+nothing more for several weeks, and then came an official document,
+full of gratitude for the prompt action taken, but stating that when
+the French gunboat reached the Crozets it was found quite deserted.
+A similar tin, with the same sort of punched letters on it, had been
+left behind saying that the contents of the _cache_ had all been
+used, and that, supplies being exhausted, the _naufragés_ were going
+to attempt to construct some sort of a raft on which to try to reach
+another of the islets where a fresh supply of food might possibly be
+found hidden. This message had briefly added that the poor shipwrecked
+sailors were literally starving.
+
+The most diligent and careful search failed, however, to discover the
+slightest trace of the unfortunate men or their raft. Probably they
+were already so weak and exhausted when they started that they could
+not navigate their cumbrous craft in the broken water and currents
+between the Islands. We felt very sad at this tragic end to the
+wonderful message brought by the albatross, and only wished we had
+possessed any sort of steamer which could have been despatched that
+same day to the Iles Crozets.
+
+Another morning—and such a beautiful morning too!—F. looked in at the
+drawing-room window, and asked if I would like to come with him to
+the Central Telegraph Office—a very little way off—and hear the first
+messages over a line stretching many hundreds of miles away to the
+far North-west of the colony. Of course, I was only too delighted,
+especially as I had “assisted” at the driving in of the very first pole
+of that same telegraph line two or three years before at Geraldton,
+some three hundred miles up the coast.
+
+I was much amazed at the wonderful familiarity of the operator with his
+machine. How he seemed hardly to pause in what he was himself saying,
+to remark, “They are very pleased to hear your Excellency is here, and
+wish me to say,” and then would come a message glibly disentangled from
+a rapid succession of incoherent little clicks and taps. Presently came
+a longer and more consecutive series of pecks and clicks, to which
+the operator condescended to listen carefully, and even to jot down a
+pencilled word now and then. This turned out to be a communication from
+the sergeant of police in charge of the little group of white men up
+in that distant spot, where no European foot had ever trodden before,
+to the effect that he had lately come across a native tribe who had an
+Englishwoman with them. The sergeant went on to say that this woman had
+been wrecked twenty years before, somewhere on that North-west coast,
+and that she and her baby-boy—the only survivors of the disaster—had
+ever since lived with this tribe. She could still speak English, and
+had told the sergeant that these natives had always treated her with
+the utmost kindness, and had in fact regarded her as a supernatural
+and sacred guest. Her son was, of course, a grown-up man by this time,
+and had quite thrown in his lot with the tribe. She declared she had
+enjoyed excellent health all those years, and had never suffered from
+anything worse than tender feet. She hastened to add that whenever her
+feet became sore from travelling barefoot, the tribe halted until they
+had healed.
+
+Naturally, we were deeply thrilled by this unexpected romance clicked
+out in such a commonplace way, and the Governor at once authorised the
+sergeant—all by telegraph—to tell the poor exile that, if she chose,
+she and her son should be brought down to Perth at once, cared for, and
+sent to any place she wished, free of all expense.
+
+Of course we had to wait a few moments whilst the sergeant explained
+this message, though he had wisely taken the precaution of getting the
+tribe to “come in” to the little station as soon as he knew the line
+would be open. I spent the interval in making plans for the poor soul’s
+reception and comfort, promising myself to do all I could to make up
+to her for those years of wandering about with savages. But my schemes
+vanished into thin air as soon as the clicks began again, for the woman
+steadily refused to leave the friendly tribe—who, I may mention, were
+listening, the sergeant said, with the most breathless anxiety for her
+decision. She declared that nothing would induce her son to come away,
+and that she had not the least desire to do so either. The Governor
+tried hard, in his own kind and eloquent words, to persuade her to
+accept his offer, or, failing that, to say what she would like done
+for her own comfort, and to reward the tribe who had been so hospitable
+and good to her. She would accept nothing for herself, but hesitatingly
+asked for more blankets and a little extra flour and “baccy” for the
+tribe. This was promised willingly, and some tea was to be added.
+
+My contribution to the conversation was to demand a personal
+description of the woman from the sergeant, but I cannot say that I
+gathered much idea of her appearance from his halting and somewhat
+laboured word-portrait. Apparently she was not beautiful; no wonder,
+poor soul!—tanned as to skin, and bleached as to hair, by exposure to
+weather. Only her blue eyes and differing features showed her English
+origin. She had kept no count of time, nothing but the boy’s growth
+told that many years must have passed.
+
+“They look upon her as a sort of Queen,” the sergeant declared, “and
+don’t want her to leave them.” It was very tantalising, and I felt
+quite injured and hurt at the collapse of all my plans for restoring
+such an involuntary prodigal daughter to her relatives.
+
+I fear I became rather troublesome after this episode, and got into a
+way of continually demanding if there were nothing else interesting
+going on up in that distant region; but, except the sad and too
+frequent report of interrupted communication, which was nearly always
+found to mean a burned-down telegraph pole, there was nothing more
+heard of the tribe or its guest whilst we remained in the colony. But
+these burned telegraph poles held a tragedy of their own; for they
+were always caused by a fire lighted at their base as the very last
+resource of a starved and dying traveller to attract attention. I fear
+I was just as grieved when, as sometimes happened, it turned out to be
+a convict, who was making a desperate and fruitless effort to escape,
+as when it was an explorer who perished. The routine followed was that,
+as soon as the line became interrupted, two workmen with tools and two
+native police officers would set out from the hut, one of each going
+along the line in opposite directions until the “fault” was found. As
+the huts or stations were at least a hundred and fifty miles apart, and
+the dry burning desert heat made travelling slow work, this was often
+an affair of days, and I was assured that the relieving party never yet
+found the unhappy traveller alive. All this is now quite a thing of the
+dark and distant ages, for a railway probably now runs over those very
+same sand plains, and no doubt Pullman cars will be a luxury of the
+near future.
+
+I wonder, however, if the natives of those North-west districts still
+contrive, from time to time, to possess themselves of the insulators,
+which they fashion with their flint tools into admirable spear-heads.
+Also if they have at all grasped the meaning of those same telegraph
+poles. In the days I speak of, they considered the white man “too much
+fool-um,” as the kangaroos could easily get under this high fence,
+which was supposed to have been put up to keep them from trespassing!
+
+It must have been towards the end of 1889 that men began to hope the
+statement of an eminent geologist, made years before, was going to
+prove true, and that “the root of the great gold-bearing tree would be
+found in Western Australia.” Reports of gold, more or less wild, came
+in from distant quarters, and although it was most desirable to help
+and encourage explorers, there was great danger of anything like a
+“rush” towards those arid and waterless districts from which the best
+and most reliable news came.
+
+One of the many “gold” stories which reached us just then amused me
+much at the time, though doubtless it has settled into being regarded
+as a very old joke by now. Still it is none the less true.
+
+A man came in to a very outlying and distant station with a small
+nugget, which he said he had picked up, thinking it was a stone, to
+throw at a crow, and finding it unusually heavy, examined it, and lo!
+it was pure gold. Naturally there was great excitement at this news,
+and the official in charge of the district rushed to the telegraph
+office and wired to the head of his department, some five hundred
+miles away in Perth: “Man here picked up stone to throw at crow.” He
+thought this would tell the whole story, but apparently it did not, for
+the answer returned was: “And what became of the crow?”
+
+Diggers used to go up the coast, as far as they could, in the small
+mail steamers, and then strike across the desert, often on foot,
+pushing their tools and food before them in a wheelbarrow. Naturally,
+they could neither travel far nor fast in this fashion, and there was
+always the water difficulty to be dealt with. Still a man will do and
+bear a great deal when golden nuggets dangle before his eyes, and some
+sturdy bushmen actually did manage to reach the outskirts of the great
+gold region. The worst of it was that under these circumstances no one
+could remain long, even if he struck gold; for there was no food to
+be had except what they took with them. As is generally the case in
+everything, one did not hear much of the failures; but every now and
+then a lucky man with a few ounces of gold in his possession found his
+way back to Perth. Nearly all who returned brought fragments of quartz
+to be assayed, and every day the hope grew which has since been so
+abundantly justified.
+
+It happened now and then that a little party of diggers who had been
+helped to make a start would ask to see me before they set out, not
+wanting anything except to say good-bye, and to receive my good
+wishes for their success. Poor fellows! I often asked about them, but
+could seldom trace their career after a short while. Once I received,
+months after one of those farewell visits, a little packet of tiny gold
+nuggets, about an ounce in all, wrapped in very dirty newspaper, with a
+few words to say they were the first my poor friends had found. I could
+not even make out how the package had reached me, and although I tried
+to get a letter of thanks returned to the sender, I very much doubt if
+he ever received it.
+
+However, one day a message came out to me from the Governor’s office to
+say H. E. had been hearing a very interesting story, and would I like
+to hear it too? Nothing would please me better, and in a few minutes
+the teller of the story was standing in my morning room, with a large
+and heavy lump, looking like a dirty stone, held out for my inspection.
+I wish I could give the whole story in his own simple and picturesque
+words, but alas! I cannot remember them all accurately. Too many waves
+and storms of sorrow have gone over my head since those bright and
+happy days, and time and tears have dimmed many details. However, I
+distinctly remember having been much struck by the grave simplicity of
+my visitor’s manner, and I also noticed that, although it was one of
+our scorching summer days, with a hot wind blowing, he was arrayed in
+a brand-new suit of thick cloth, which he could well have worn at the
+North Pole! He seemed quite awed by his good fortune, and continually
+said how undeserved it was. But I suppose this must have been his
+modesty, for he certainly appeared to have gone through his fair share
+of hardships. He had been one of what the diggers called “the barrow
+men,” and had held on almost too long after his scanty supplies had run
+short.
+
+The little party to which he belonged had been singularly unfortunate;
+for, although they found here and there a promise of gold, nothing
+payable had been struck. At last the end came. This man had reached
+the very last of his resources without finding a speck of gold, and
+although men in such extremity are always kind and helpful to each
+other, he could not expect any one to share such fast dwindling stores
+with him. There was nothing for it, therefore, but to turn back on the
+morrow, whilst a mouthful of food was still left, and to retrace his
+steps, as best he might, to the nearest port. He dwelt, with a good
+deal of rough pathos, on the despair of that last day’s fruitless work
+which left him too weak and exhausted to carry his heavy tools back to
+the spot they called “camp.” So he just flung them down, and as he said
+“staggered” over the two or three miles of scrub-covered desert, guided
+by the smoke of the camp-fire. Next morning early, after a great
+deal of sleep and very little food, he braced himself up to go back
+and fetch his tools, though he carefully explained that he would not
+have taken the trouble to do this if he had not felt that his pick and
+barrow were about his only possessions, and might fetch the price of a
+meal or two when it came to the last.
+
+I have often wondered since if the impression of the Divine mercy and
+goodness, which was so strong in that man’s mind just then, has ever
+worn off. He dwelt with self-accusing horror on how he had railed at
+his luck, at Fate, at everything, as he stumbled back that hot morning
+over his tracks of the day before. The way seemed twice as long, for,
+as he said, “his heart was too heavy to carry.” At last he saw his
+barrow and pick standing up on the flat plain a little way off, and
+was wearily dragging on towards them, when he caught his toe against
+a stone deeply imbedded in the sand, and fell down. His voice sank to
+a sort of awestruck whisper, as if he were almost at Confession, as
+he said, “Well, ma’am, if you’d believe me, I cursed awful, I felt as
+if it was too hard altogether to bear. To think that I should go and
+nearly break my toe against the only stone in the district, and with
+all those miles to travel back. So I lay there like Job’s friend and
+cursed God and wanted to die. After a bit I felt like a passionate
+child who kicks and breaks the thing which has hurt him, and I had
+to beat that stone before I could be at all quiet. But it was too
+firm in the sand for my hands to get it up, so in my rage I set off
+quite briskly for the pick to break up that stone, if it took all my
+strength. It was pretty deep-set in the ground, I assure you, ma’am;
+but at last I got it up, and here it is—solid gold and nearly as big as
+a baby’s head. Now, ma’am, I ask you, did I deserve this?”
+
+He almost banged the rather dirty-looking lump down on the table
+before me as he spoke, and it certainly was a wonderful sight, and
+a still more wonderful weight. He told me he had searched about the
+neighbourhood of that nugget all day, but there was not the faintest
+trace of any more gold. So, as he had no time to lose on account of
+the shortness of the food and water-supply, he just started back to
+the coast, which he reached quite safely, and came straight down to
+Perth in the first steamer. The principal bank had advanced him £800
+on his nugget, but it would probably prove to be worth twice as much.
+I asked him what he was going to do, and was rather sorry to hear that
+he intended to go back to England at once, and set up a shop or a
+farm—I forget which—among his own people. Of course, it was not for me
+to dissuade him, but I felt it was a pity to lose such a good sort of
+man out of the colony, for he was not spending his money in champagne
+and card-playing, as all the very few successful gold-finders did in
+those first early days. I believe the purchase of that one suit of
+winter clothing in which to come and see the Governor had been his only
+extravagance.
+
+That was the delightful part of those patriarchal times—only fifteen
+or twenty years ago, remember—that all the joys and sorrows used to
+find their way to Government House. I always tried to divide the work,
+telling our dear colonial friends that when they were prosperous and
+happy they were the Governor’s business, but when they were sick or
+sorrowful or in trouble they belonged to my department; and thus we
+both found plenty to do, and were able to get very much inside, as it
+were, the lives of those among whom our lot was cast for more than
+seven busy, happy years.
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+WESTERN AUSTRALIA—_Continued_
+
+
+There had never been a bushranger in Western Australia before Bill
+(I forget his “outside” name) appeared on the scene, and I don’t
+suppose there will ever be another. If any one may be said to have
+drifted—indeed, almost to have been forced—by circumstances into a path
+of crime and peril, it was this same unlucky Bill. Until his troubles
+came he was always regarded as rather a fine specimen of a colonial
+youth. Tall, strong, and good-looking, apt at all manly sports and
+exercises, he was adored by the extremely respectable family to which
+he belonged, and who brought him up as well as they could. For Master
+Bill must always have been a difficult youth to manage, and from his
+tenderest years had invariably been a law unto himself.
+
+At school he had formed a strong friendship with another lad of his
+own age, who was exactly opposite to him in character, tastes, and
+pursuits, but nevertheless they were inseparable “mates,” and all
+Bill’s people hoped that the influence of this very quiet, sedate
+youth would in time tame Bill’s wild and lawless nature. As the boys
+grew into their teens it became a question of choosing a career, and
+the quiet boy always said he wanted to get into the police. That was
+his great ambition, and a more promising recruit could not be desired.
+It came out afterwards that when the lads discussed this subject the
+embryo policeman often observed: “If you don’t look out, Bill, and
+alter your ways, I’ll be always having to arrest you.” Bill laughed
+this suggestion to scorn, not that he had any intention of amending
+his ways, but he could not believe that any one who knew his great
+physical strength and utter recklessness would dare to lay a hand on
+him. The ways he was advised to amend consisted chiefly in worrying the
+neighbours, with whom he lived in constant feud and Border warfare. No
+old lady’s cat within a radius of five miles was safe from him, and he
+chased the goats and harried the poultry, and generally made himself a
+first-class nuisance all round.
+
+The strange thing was that, in spite of this strong instinct of
+tormenting, Bill was universally acknowledged to be a splendid
+“bushman”—that is, one familiar with all the signs and common objects
+of the forests. He would have made an ideal explorer, and could have
+lived in the Bush in plenty and comfort under conditions in which any
+one else would have starved or died of thirst. It seemed odd to find
+in the same youth this passionate love of Nature and familiarity with
+her every wild bird or beast, and a certain amount of cruelty and
+callousness.
+
+Time passed on, and one of the boys at least got his heart’s desire and
+was enrolled in the very fine police force of Freemantle. Bill could
+not be induced to settle to any profession, though his knowledge of
+bush-craft and his superb powers of endurance would have insured him
+plenty of well-paid employment as an explorer or pioneer in the unknown
+parts which were just beginning to be opened up in our day, for the
+first faint whispers of the magic word “gold” were being brought to the
+ears of the Government.
+
+Just about this time one of the neighbours imported a special breed
+of fowls, which Bill forthwith proceeded to torment in his leisure
+moments. The owner of the unhappy poultry bore Bill’s worrying with
+patience and good nature for some little time, but at last assured
+him that he would take out a summons against him if he persisted in
+harrying his sitting hens. Bill’s answer to this was buying a revolver
+and announcing that he would certainly shoot any one who attempted to
+arrest him. Of course, no one believed this threat, and in due time
+the summons was taken out, and the task of making the arrest devolved
+upon his friend and school-mate, who warned him privately that he would
+certainly do his duty and that he need not hope to escape. Bill fled
+a few miles off and kept out of the way for a little while. No one
+wanted to be hard on the youth for the sake of his very respectable
+family, and a good deal of sympathy was expressed for them; also, every
+one hoped and believed that this little fracas would sober Master Bill
+down, and that he might yet become a valuable member of the community.
+
+However, one Sunday evening, just at dusk, Bill was hanging about the
+poultry yard with evil intent, when he suddenly perceived his friend
+in uniform and on duty the other side of a low hedge. The owner of the
+fowls had asked for a constable to watch his place, and, as ill luck
+would have it, Bill’s friend was sent. The two boys looked at each
+other for a moment across the hedge, and then the policeman said:—
+
+“Now, Bill, you had better come along quietly with me; there’s a
+warrant out against you, and I’ve got to take you to the police
+station.”
+
+“If you come one step nearer, I’ll shoot you dead,” answered Bill.
+
+“That’s all nonsense, you know,” the poor young constable replied, and
+began pushing the hedge aside to get through it. Bill drew his revolver
+and shot the friend and playmate of his whole life dead on the spot. He
+then rushed back to his own place, and, hastily collecting some food
+and cartridges, was off and away into the heart of the nearest “bush”
+or forest, the fringe of which almost touched even the principal towns
+in those days.
+
+It is hardly possible to imagine the state of excitement into which
+this crime threw the primitive little community. Murders were
+comparatively rare, and I was told that they were almost always
+committed by old “lags,” men who had begun as convicts perhaps
+thirty-five or forty years before, and had generally only been let out
+a short time before on a ticket-of-leave. But this catastrophe was
+quite a fresh departure, and called forth almost as much sympathy for
+the relatives of the wretched Bill as for those of his victim. The
+native trackers set to work at once and picked up Bill’s trail without
+any difficulty, but the thing was to catch him. No Will-o’-the-wisp
+could have been more elusive, and he led the best trackers and the most
+wary constables a regular dance over hills and valleys, through dense
+bush and scrub-covered sand, day after day. News would come of the
+police being hot on his tracks thirty miles off, and that same night
+a store in Freemantle would be broken into, and two or three of its
+best guns, with suitable cartridges, would be missing. As time went
+on the various larders in Perth were visited in the same unexpected
+manner, and emptied of their contents. Bill never took anything except
+ammunition, food, and tobacco, but whenever the police came up with
+his camping-ground—often to find the fire still smouldering—they
+always found several newspapers of the latest dates giving particulars
+of where he was supposed to be.
+
+In the course of the many weeks—nine I think—that this chase went on,
+the police often got near enough to be shot at. One poor constable
+was badly wounded in the throat, so that he could never speak above
+a whisper again, and another was shot dead. But Bill was never to be
+seen. Sometimes they came on his “billy” or pannikin of tea, standing
+by the fire, and another time he must just have flung away his pipe
+lest its smell should betray him. One is lost in amazement at his
+powers of endurance, for he could have had no actual sleep all that
+weary while. The general plan of campaign was to keep him always
+moving, so as to tire him out. What strength must he have possessed to
+do without sleep all that time, and to cover such fabulous distances
+day after day. The police themselves, or rather their horses, and even
+the trackers, got quite knocked up, in spite of a regularly organised
+system of relief; so what must it have been for the hunted boy, who
+could never have had any rest at all?
+
+It was the year of the first Jubilee, and numerous loyal festivities
+were taking place during all the time of Bill’s chase. Of course,
+June is the Antipodean midwinter, and cold and wet had to be reckoned
+with, as well as very bad going for both horse and man, and great
+fatigue for the pursuers. Bill apparently thought the Jubilee ought
+in some way to do him good, and he used to stick notices up on trees
+with his terms fully set forth. One proposition was that he should be
+let off entirely because of the Jubilee. Another notice stated that he
+would give himself up to _me_, if he was guaranteed a free pardon. The
+grim silence with which all these tempting offers were received must
+have exasperated the young ruffian, for after a time these bulletins
+breathed nothing but melodramatic threats of vengeance, especially
+against the Governor, and he began to attempt to carry them out in many
+ways.
+
+But the wickedest idea to my mind was the plan he evidently formed of
+wrecking the special trains which were to convey almost all the Perth
+people down to Freemantle, some thirteen miles away, in the middle
+of the Jubilee week. The citizens of the Port were determined to
+show themselves every bit as loyal and exultant as we were in Perth,
+and had bidden the Governor and the officials, as well as the rest
+of the little society, to a fine ball at their grand new Town Hall.
+The railway authorities and the police were quite alive to the risks
+we should all run; every precaution was taken, and especially not a
+whisper was allowed to creep out as to Mr. Bill’s murderous intentions.
+A pilot engine went first the night of the ball, and the best native
+trackers were “laid on” the line. Next morning’s daylight showed how
+much all this vigilance and care had been needed, for in numerous
+places Bill’s footsteps could be tracked down to the rails, and large
+branches of trees, rocks, and other handy impediments lay within a foot
+of the line, and he must have been hunted off when quite close many
+times during that cold wet night. I believe I was the only woman in the
+long special train who knew of Mr. Bill’s intentions, and I confess
+I found it somewhat difficult to conceal a tendency to preoccupation
+and to start at slight sounds. However, it would have quite spoiled
+the Freemantle ball if the least breath of the risk to the guests from
+Perth had got abroad, so all the men bore themselves as Englishmen
+do—quietly and serenely—and I had to hide my nervousness for very
+shame’s sake. Especially when we were coming back, quite late, and I
+saw how tired and sleepy every one was, the thought would cross my
+mind of wonder if the poor watchers on the outside were as tired as
+we were, and so, perhaps, not quite so much on the alert. My private
+fears proved groundless, happily, but I can never forget the relief
+of finding myself (and my far dearer self) safe in our beautiful home
+again that night. I had felt so wretched at the ball when I looked at
+my numerous pet girl friends dancing blithely away, and thought of the
+dangers which might easily beset their homeward road.
+
+By this time every one, especially those whose larders had been raided,
+took the keenest interest in Master Bill’s capture, and the local
+papers were full of his hairbreadth escapes. I remember a paragraph
+which interested me very much stated that once, when, “from information
+received,” the police had drawn quite a _cordon_ round his lair and
+were creeping stealthily towards it, a bird suddenly uttered a piercing
+shrill note; and one of the trackers, learned in bush-lore, remarked
+that their chance of catching him then was gone, for that bird would
+have warned him, as it never uttered its cry except when it saw a
+stranger suddenly. I may mention here that I never rested until I heard
+that bird’s note myself, and I spent the next summer in organising
+bush picnics, and then wandering away as far as I dared in order to
+alarm the bird by a sudden appearance. At last one day, when I had very
+nearly succeeded in losing myself in the bush, a sudden shrill note
+terrified me out of my life. If the bird was frightened so was I, for
+it was a most piercing cry.
+
+At last the end came; at earliest dawn one morning Bill, resting on
+a log in the bush without even a fire to betray him, opened his eyes
+to the sound of a command to “put up his hands,” and saw half-a-dozen
+carbines levelled straight at him a few yards off. He showed fight to
+the last, and managed before holding up his hands to fire a shot at the
+approaching constables, wounding one of them in the leg. The men rushed
+in, however, and he was soon overcome and handcuffed and brought into
+Perth. But the most curious part of the story lies in the universal
+sympathy and, indeed, admiration immediately shown by the whole of our
+very peaceable and orderly little community for this youth. Of course,
+the officials did not share this strange sentimentality, for they
+regarded Master Bill and his exploits from a very different point of
+view, and I used really to feel quite angry, especially with my female
+friends, who often asked me if I was not “very sorry” for the culprit?
+My sympathies, I confessed, were more with the families of his victims,
+especially the poor policeman with his mangled throat, whom I had often
+seen in my weekly visits to the hospital. When I expressed surprise
+at the interest all the girls in the place took in the young ruffian,
+the answer always was: “Oh, but he is so brave.” It appeared to me the
+bravery lay with his captors!
+
+He was duly tried, but the jury did not convict him of premeditated
+murder, and in face of the verdict he could only be sentenced to
+imprisonment for some years. Master Bill’s captivity did not last very
+long on that occasion, for he watched his opportunity, sprang upon
+the warder one day knocking him senseless, scrambled over the wall of
+the exercise ground, near which chanced to be a pile of stones for
+breaking, and so got away. Then the pendulum of Public Opinion—that
+strange and unreliable factor in human affairs—swung to the other side,
+and a violent outcry arose, and Bill’s immediate death was the least of
+its demands. He was caught without much difficulty that time, however,
+and it was curious to find no one taking the least interest in his
+second trial, which resulted in a lengthy and rigorous imprisonment.
+Poor wretch! I believe even I ended by being “sorry” for him and his
+wasted life, with all its splendid possibilities.
+
+Another tragedy was enacted in the North-west not long after Bill’s
+adventures had ended; and yet, terrible as this incident was, one could
+hardly help an ill-regulated smile.
+
+I wonder how many people realise that Western Australia holds a million
+square miles within its borders. True, most of it is, as Anthony
+Trollope said, only fit to run through an hour-glass, being of the
+sandiest sort of sand. But then, again, all that that sand requires
+to make it “blossom like a rose” is water. Given an abundant supply
+of water, and all those miles of desert will grow anything. You have
+only got to see the sand-plains as they are called, _before_ the winter
+rains and _after_ them. These sand-plains are just a sort of tongue or
+strip of the great Sahara in the middle of the Island Continent which
+runs down—some seventy miles wide—towards the sea-shore three or four
+hundred miles to the north-west of Perth.
+
+The rumours of gold which had begun to fill the air during our day,
+necessitated first, telegraph stations, and then the establishment of
+outlying posts of civilisation; the nucleus of what are already turned
+or turning into flourishing towns. I have always declared that when
+there were three white men in any of these distant spots, the first
+thing they started was a race-meeting, with a Governor’s Cup or Purse
+(value about £5), and then next would come a Rifle Association, with a
+Literary Institute to follow, to all of which H.E. would be invited to
+subscribe. However, the outlying settlement I speak of had not attained
+to these luxuries, for it consisted of only one white man. He combined
+the offices of Warden and Magistrate and Doctor, and several other
+duties as well; but he must have led a truly Robinson Crusoe sort of
+life, poor man. I should mention that these settlements had always to
+be close to the sea-shore in order to keep in touch, by means of the
+little coasting steamers, with a base of supply. This gentleman—for
+he was a man of unblemished character as well as of education and
+refinement—had not a creature to speak to beyond a few half-tamed
+natives, except when the steamer touched—once a month, I believe—at
+his little port. He was a splendid shot and a keen sportsman, but there
+was not much scope for his “gunning” talents, and seagull shooting
+formed one of his few amusements.
+
+One fine evening he was lazily floating in a light canoe about the
+bay, with a native to paddle, whilst he looked out for a difficult
+shot, when the man suddenly pointed to an object on a rock some fifty
+yards from the shore which he announced was a “big-fellow” gull. It
+did look rather large for a gull, but the sportsman thought it might
+be some other sort of strange sea-bird, and, after carefully adjusting
+the sight of the rifle and taking most accurate aim, he fired. To his
+horror the crouching object gave a sort of upward leap and then fell
+flat. Poor Mr. —— seized the oar and paddled with all speed to the
+spot, to find a white man lying dead with his bullet through his heart.
+
+One can hardly realise the dismay of the involuntary murderer, for
+anything so unexpected as the presence of any human being in that
+lonely spot with darkness coming on, and a difficult path, from rock
+to rock, to be retraced to the shore, cannot be imagined. There was
+nothing for it but to take the body into the boat and return home.
+The most careful inquiries carried on for months failed to elicit the
+slightest information as to that lonely victim’s identity. He had not
+a mark of any sort on his clothing, nor a scrap of paper about him,
+which could throw the least light on his name or history. No one knew
+that another white man was in the district at all. If he had dropped
+from the sky on to that rock he could not have been more untraceable.
+It was all tragic enough, but what made me smile in the midst of my
+horror at the details of the story—of which I first saw the outline
+in a local newspaper—was to hear that Mr. —— had sat as coroner on
+the body, also fulfilled the duties of the jury, then became police
+magistrate, and finally brought himself down to Perth as the author of
+the “misadventure.” Of course, there was no question of a trial, for it
+was the purest and most unlucky accident, regretted by Mr. —— more than
+by any one else. No advertisements or amount of publicity given to the
+story ever threw the least light on the poor man’s name or antecedents.
+Of course, here and there letters came from individuals who thought
+they saw their way to _exploiter_ the Government and extract some sort
+of money compensation for the death of their hastily adopted relative,
+but as their story invariably broke down at the very outset—in which
+case they generally lowered their demands by next post from £1000 to
+10s.—no ray of light was ever thrown on the mystery of how that white
+man came to be sitting quietly on those rocks at sunset that evening.
+
+I fear these two stories have been rather of what an Irish servant of
+mine once called “a blood-curling” nature, so I must end with a less
+tragic note.
+
+During one of the many war scares in which we have indulged any time
+these twenty years, a couple of her Majesty’s gunboats were watching
+the Australian coast, or rather watching any suspicious craft in
+those waters. As is often the case along that coast, they had met
+with dreadful weather, and had been buffeted about and their progress
+greatly delayed, so by the date the harbour I speak of was reached
+ample time had elapsed for war to be declared, and it had seemed
+imminent enough a week before, when the ships had left their last port
+of call. Now this great bay held a sort of inner harbour which would
+have been very convenient to an enemy for coaling, and where in fact
+large stores of coal were kept on board hulks. So it was quite on the
+cards that if war had broken out during those few blank days, the enemy
+might have made a pounce for the coal, more especially as in those days
+the harbour was absolutely undefended. Now, I am told, it bristles with
+big guns!
+
+It was late of a full-moon night when these vessels crept quietly into
+the outer harbour. All looked peaceful enough, and the lamp in the
+lighthouse shone out as usual. It did not take long to decide that a
+small armed party had better pay a surprise visit to that lighthouse
+and learn what had taken place during the last week or so in its
+neighbourhood. The young officer who told me the story described most
+amusingly the precautions taken to avoid any noise, and to surround
+the lighthouse whilst he and some others went in to see what was to
+be found inside. Only one solitary man met them, however, who stood
+up and saluted stolidly, but offered no shadow of resistance, and all
+seemed _en règle_. The next thing, naturally, was to question this
+lighthouse-keeper, but to every demand he only shook his head. The
+stock of foreign languages which had accompanied that expedition was
+but small, however, and a shake of the head was the only answer to the
+same questions repeated in French and German. It was therefore decided
+to take the silent man back to the gunboat (leaving a couple of men in
+charge of the light), and see whether, as my informant said, they could
+“raise any other lingo” on board. But by the time the ship was reached
+the doctor and not the schoolmaster was required, for the poor man was
+found to be in an epileptic fit. Daylight brought a little shore-boat
+alongside with his wife in it, who gave them all a very disagreeable
+quarter of an hour, for the lighthouse-keeper was deaf and dumb, and
+could not imagine what crime he had committed to be taken prisoner in
+that summary fashion. He knew nothing of wars or rumours of wars, but
+tended his lamps carefully, and his wife had been allowed, under the
+circumstances, to share his solitude. She had only left him for a few
+hours, and when she returned at earliest dawn, and found her husband
+gone and a couple of sailors in charge of the lighthouse, it did not
+take her long to rush down the hill, get into her boat, and so on board
+H.M.S. ——. I believe she expected to find her spouse loaded with irons,
+and on the eve of execution, instead of being comfortably asleep in a
+bunk, with a good breakfast awaiting him.
+
+When the story was finished I remarked to the teller: “Quite an
+illustration of Talleyrand’s ‘Surtout, point de zèle,’ isn’t it?” And
+the young officer shook his head sadly, as much as to say that it was
+indeed a wicked world. I fancy that “wiggings” had followed.
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+THE ENROLLED GUARD
+
+
+The wheel of Time brought round many changes during our eight years
+stay in Western Australia, all making for progress and improvement.
+Under the latter head the disbandment of the old Enrolled Guard must be
+classed; but it was really a sad day for the poor old veterans, and the
+Governor determined to try and make the parting as little painful as
+possible. So, on the thirty-first anniversary of the battle of Alma, he
+invited all the non-commissioned officers and men to a mid-day dinner
+at Government House in Perth. Our best efforts could only collect
+fifty-three, and many of these were very decrepit, poor old dears. They
+were nearly all that were left of the soldiers who had been brought out
+to guard the convicts fifty years before, and who, when convicts were
+no longer sent out to Western Australia, were induced to remain, in
+what was then a very distant and unknown colony, by gifts of land and a
+small pension. Some were enrolled as a Guard for Government House and
+other public buildings, and it was the remains of this little force,
+gradually grown too infirm and decrepit for even their light duties,
+who had, on that bright spring morning, to give way to the smart
+up-to-date young policemen.
+
+The step had been contemplated for some little time, and we had just
+returned in 1885 from a short visit to England, during which there
+had been an opportunity for my husband to mention the subject to his
+Royal Highness the late Duke of Cambridge, then Commander-in-Chief. It
+will not surprise those who remember the deep interest in the British
+soldier always shown by H.R.H. to hear that the Duke listened with
+great attention to all that was told him, asked many questions, and
+ended by saying, “Well, give them all my best wishes, and tell them how
+glad I was to hear about them.” It is needless to say that these kind
+and gracious words formed the text as it were of the little parting
+address made by the Governor after the parade which preceded the
+dinner, and it was touching to see how gratified the veterans were. In
+spite of the old habits of discipline which they were all doing their
+very best to remember and act upon, there was a movement and a murmur
+all down the ranks, and I strongly suspect there was something very
+like a tear.
+
+It was, indeed, a pathetic sight, as all _last_ things must always be,
+to see these old men in their quaint, antiquated uniforms, shouldering
+their obsolete rifles, and to realise this was the very last time they
+would ever stand in rank as soldiers. On every breast gleamed medals,
+and there were two Victoria Crosses. Men stood there who had fought
+both in the Crimea and the Indian Mutiny, as well as in China, Burmah
+and New Zealand, and now it was all over and done with, and they would
+never step out to the dear old familiar tunes any more.
+
+Still we did our best to keep up their spirits, and not to allow the
+occasion to become at all a mournful one. Both the Governor and their
+own Commandant said kind and cheering words to them, and they were soon
+marching off to the big ball-room which had been given as military a
+character as possible.
+
+If I had at all realised what the united ages of my guests would have
+amounted to, I think I should have had all the roast beef and turkey
+passed through a mincing-machine, for I soon foresaw difficulties in
+that way. We, _i.e._ my large band of girl-friends and I, waited on
+them, and the gentlemen carved. It was difficult to get the men to
+choose what they wanted to eat, for the general answer to their young
+waitresses was, “Bless your pretty heart, I’ll have just whatever you
+likes, and thinks I can bite!”
+
+Of course, the repast ended with the one toast of the “Health of her
+Majesty the Queen,” with musical honours and equally, of course, it was
+cheered and shouted at to the echo, and one felt it was by no means
+a perfunctory and empty ceremony, for every man there had fought and
+bled for her. Then we gave them each a pipe (they called it either a
+“straw” or a “dhudeen” according to their nationality) and a stick of
+tobacco, and left them in charge of our house steward, who gave a most
+amusing account afterwards of how they had at once begun to fight their
+battles over again, for many of them had been brought from other parts
+of the Colony for this occasion and had not met for a long time. Their
+reminiscences were somewhat grisly it seems, for Pat would relate how
+he had “bayoneted a nagar” in Africa or New Zealand, capped by Mike’s
+announcement that he “took the shilling fifty years ago, served in six
+general engagements, was twice wounded, and three times nearly kilt.”
+Whereas Dick would only regret that he had served twenty years, eleven
+months and thirty days, and claimed sympathy on the ground that if
+he had served “tin days more, bad luck to me if I wouldn’t have had
+another pinny a day on me pintion.” But why he did not put in that ten
+days extra service never seems to have come into the story.
+
+I do not know whether, unlike his comrades, Mickey’s teeth were still
+serviceable, but he boasted that, although he was sixty-six years old,
+he “hadn’t a grey hair in me head, and I can run, jump or leap with
+’ere a man in barracks! There boys, hurroo!” Paddy was only a soldier
+for two years, but he had been badly wounded at Sebastopol and spent a
+long time in hospital; an experience which he would not have missed for
+the world however, for the Queen visited him there and gave him a silk
+handkerchief hemmed by herself. “D’ye hear what I say, boys? The Queen
+hemmed it with her own fingers and I’ve got it still, and it’s to be
+buried with me, so it is.”
+
+Then there were reminiscences of the dinner on the Alma day. “We had
+raw pork served out with biscuit, and divil a stick of wood to cook
+the meat with.” The V.C. man who had ridden in the Charge of the Light
+Brigade could only remember a raw onion as having formed his rations on
+that day, but he spoke fondly of it.
+
+If I had felt any doubts as to whether the entertainment had been a
+success they would have been dissipated by the question put to me
+whenever I came across an old Enrolled Guardsman afterwards. No matter
+what I spoke of he invariably brought the subject round to that dinner
+and ended it with, “I suppose you’d hardly be thinking of giving us
+another party like that, would you now, mum?” It rather went to my
+heart to say I was afraid not, but I really believe it was the meeting
+each other and talking over old times which they had so enjoyed. That
+is all nearly twenty years ago, and I sadly fear there are but few
+of our guests of that day still alive, and when I think of how many
+dear ones who stood by my side that day, not old and decrepit like the
+soldiers, but in the full flush of youth and health and strength, have,
+like them, gone into the Silent Land, I wonder at my own courage in
+writing at all of those happy days.
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+TRINIDAD
+
+
+Trinidad had nearly completed its first century of British rule when
+we went there in 1891, for it was in February 1797 that the British
+Fleet, eighteen vessels in all, under Admiral Harvey came through the
+Bocas, carrying a land force of nearly 8000 men under General Sir
+Ralph Abercromby. The Spanish Governor, Chacon, felt that no defence
+was possible, for he only had at his command a small, passing squadron
+of five ships and about 700 soldiers. So, with an amount of practical
+common-sense and humanity which might be borne in mind with advantage
+at the Hague Conference, he surrendered to the tremendous odds brought
+against him. Not a single life was lost in this change of flags; but
+the Spanish Admiral, Apodoca, burned his ships sooner than give them
+up. Chacon seems to have been an excellent Governor, and to have done
+much for his colony before he had to yield to _force majeure_. Indeed,
+it always struck me in looking over the history of Trinidad that it had
+been exceptionally fortunate in its Governors. Colonel Thomas Picton
+was its first English proconsul, and though, as might be expected,
+somewhat high-handed and hasty in his dealings, especially with the
+natives, the colony made great progress under his rule; but it only
+lasted six years, which was considered a short time to manage the
+affairs of a colony in those days. It is a fact, however, that when Sir
+Thomas Picton fell at Waterloo, he was practically under trial for the
+alleged murder of two slaves in Trinidad. The case was only standing
+over for further evidence. Certainly, things—justice among other
+things—seem to have been done in a loose and free-and-easy way in the
+early days of the last century!
+
+The Governor _par excellence_ of Trinidad, however, is, and always
+will be, Sir Ralph Woodford, although Lord Harris and Sir Arthur
+Gordon run him very close in enduring popularity of the best sort. But
+Sir Ralph was truly a born empire-maker. He was so young, too—only
+twenty-nine—when he began (in 1813) his fifteen years of hard work in a
+tropical climate. It must have been extremely difficult to change the
+whole state of affairs, even the language—for it was not until his day
+that English was used in the Law Courts and that the minutes of the
+“Cabildo”—the precursor of our Legislative Council—were kept in the
+new tongue. Poor Sir Ralph died at sea on his way to England in 1828,
+and it is sad to think how completely his valuable life seems to have
+been thus early sacrificed to the ignorance of the commonest rules of
+health. But he would not leave his work in time, and so died in harness
+very shortly after he had been persuaded to leave his beautiful and
+beloved colony.
+
+Lord Harris did not take up the reins of government until 1846, only
+eight years after slavery had been abolished, so he had to deal with
+as complex a state of affairs as Picton or Woodford. But he ruled
+splendidly and successfully until 1854, and it was delightful to hear,
+nearly half a century afterwards, how well the numerous reforms and
+systems he had started still worked.
+
+All this time the various Governors had dwelt in many and different
+Government Houses, all more or less near the site of the present
+one. Don José Maria Chacon, captain in the Spanish Navy, and his
+predecessors seem to have lived on the side of a neighbouring hill,
+but it is difficult to trace even the foundations of that house, for
+when once “the jungle is let in” it soon covers up and does away with
+bricks and mortar. Then came a strange and ugly little dwelling where
+the pastures of the Government farm now spread, and that was succeeded
+by a house of sorts (of which I could find no pictured record) in the
+Botanical Gardens. That must have been near where the present beautiful
+dwelling stands, for whenever I said what a pity it was that the
+stables should be so near the house, I was always told that they were
+a survival of a former Government House in the same spot. But the
+jungle also seemed to have been let in on the minds of my informants,
+for I never could elicit any accurate information about that house.
+Sir Ralph Woodford lived in a large Government House in Port of Spain,
+used as Government Offices and burned in the late riots, but the really
+historical Government House in Trinidad will always be the Government
+Cottage about a quarter of a mile away, still in the Botanical Gardens,
+where Sir Arthur Gordon lived and Kingsley wrote his “At Last.” Nothing
+now remains of what must have been a picturesque and romantically
+pretty little dwelling but the swimming-bath and an outbuilding used
+as a cottage for the house carpenter. But I often used to go and look
+up the valley with “At Last” in my hand, and try to identify the trees
+described. The ravine or dell immortalised by Kingsley has, however,
+suffered many changes from the woodman’s axe and forest fires, for the
+only tree I could ever recognise is the big Saman outside the ballroom
+windows.
+
+_A propos_ of the existing building, “I call this a tropical
+palace,” was the remark made to me several times a day by one of our
+numerous—shall I say globe-trotting?—guests, who certainly ought
+to have been a judge of palaces. And there was some truth in the
+criticism as applied to the present Government House at Trinidad.
+Because the popular idea of a palace is that it is not a very
+comfortable dwelling, and chiefly constructed with a view to first
+impressions. This “palace,” however, is really a beautiful house,
+and stands in the large Botanical Gardens of Port of Spain. It has a
+charming view over the wide savannah in front, and is sheltered from
+the cold north winds by the low, beautifully wooded hills behind. The
+natives say of this same wind, which is so alluringly fresh and cool,
+“vent de nord, vent de mort,” and the chill it brings to the unwary,
+especially at night, is doubtless accountable for many of the local
+colds and fevers. Nothing can be much more beautiful than the first
+effect of the entrance hall to this Government House, and the long
+vista through the large saloon and ballroom beyond ends with a glimpse
+of that magnificent Saman tree on whose wide-spreading branches grows
+what Kingsley so aptly calls—speaking of this same tree—“an air-garden.”
+
+To my mind that tree was quite one of the sights of those beautiful
+gardens. Beneath it flourishes a small grove of nutmeg-trees, and tall,
+spreading palms, all of which seem mere shrubs and bushes compared
+to its lofty splendour. When it is loaded with its pink feathery
+blossoms, it attracts every bird and insect in the island, but our
+winter visitors never really saw that tree in its full beauty, for
+the wondrous air-garden growth did not develop until after the first
+heavy rains. Then it is indeed wonderful to see the sudden spikes of
+brilliant blossom, the fantastic orchid growth, and the marvellous
+wealth of ferns clustering and drooping all along the massive branches.
+I endured great anxiety lest the weight of the wet verdure should break
+down these giant limbs, for the wood is rather soft and unsubstantial.
+However, no such calamity has yet occurred.
+
+But to come back to the tropical palace. It was certainly an ideal
+house for entertaining. I always declared that the balls gave
+themselves, and there never was the slightest trouble in arranging
+any sort of party in the large rooms, which were always as cool as
+possible after sunset. The ballroom was lofty, open “to all the airts
+that blow,” and possessed a perfect floor. Then when you have Kew
+Gardens for decorative purposes growing outside your windows, there is
+not much difficulty in producing a pretty effect. Indeed, the entire
+house was arranged for coolness, from the great hall which went up the
+whole height of the building, to the wide verandahs which surrounded
+it on three sides. But in the bedroom accommodation there is a woeful
+falling-off, and I was often at my wits’ end to know how to house the
+numerous guests who flock to these “Summer Isles of Eden” every winter.
+There is no place in the house for English servants, and your own and
+your visitors’ servants can only be put up in some of the guest-rooms.
+There is one magnificent bedroom which is called “the Prince’s Room,”
+as H.R.H. the present Prince of Wales inhabited it during his last
+visit, in 1891. But it is a very hot room, and if you are to coax any
+cool air into it you must resign yourself to keeping your doors wide
+open. The suite of rooms generally used by the Governor are at the end
+of another long corridor, and, though good, comfortable, and certainly
+the coolest in the house, are so close to the stables that one hears
+the horses stamping and fidgetting all night, especially when the
+vampire bats are tormenting them. The only back staircase in the house
+also passes close to these rooms, so they can hardly be described as
+quiet or private. Still, it was a very pretty house, and I took great
+pride and delight in hearing it admired.
+
+It is not until one lives in a place oneself that one realises in what
+degree it is accessible. Certainly I never thought I should welcome
+many English friends coming out to Trinidad just for a little change
+after influenza! But that constantly happened, and beautiful yachts
+often looked in there for a few days, to say nothing of training ships
+of all nationalities. The attraction to them was the placid nature
+of the Gulf of Paria, which made it an ideal playground, or rather
+schoolroom, for them, and many intricate evolutions on its smooth
+surface have I been invited to witness. There I beheld with interest as
+well as amusement the young idea being taught how to shoot torpedoes as
+well as to lay or find mines and other fiendish contrivances.
+
+It always amused me, especially with the foreign vessels, to watch the
+degree of ardour with which the naval cadets pursued their deep-sea
+studies. But the most ardent and promising pupil who ever visited our
+shores was a young Japanese prince, who, if his proficiency of those
+ten-year-old days is any guide, ought certainly to have played a very
+distinguished part in the present struggle with Russia. Anything like
+that boy’s thirst for knowledge and anxiety to do every other cadet’s
+work I never beheld. He was studying at that time on board a German
+training ship, but he told me he hoped to go for a second course of
+instruction to an English one. His captain said he had never seen any
+cadet work so hard or so conscientiously, and his one waking thought
+was to make himself acquainted with every detail of his profession.
+
+The naval cadets of every nation were always free to spend their shore
+leave at Government House, and play tennis or amuse themselves in the
+beautiful gardens in any way they liked, for the thought of my own boys
+made me anxious to provide a safe and pleasant play-place for them,
+and it delighted me to see how much they liked coming up to us. The
+huge fresh-water swimming-bath in the grounds counted for a great deal
+in their simple amusements, as did the iced “lime-squash” afterwards.
+The little prince came but seldom, and if I asked after him, I was
+always told, “Oh, he is doing so and so’s work.”
+
+One beautiful evening we were going to take tea on board this same
+German man-of-war, and I noticed in the launch which was sent to tow
+our own barge a grimy little figure working away at the miniature
+stoke-hole. “Who is that?” I asked. “That? oh, that’s the Prince, of
+course. He begged to be allowed to come and stoke for you. He wanted to
+learn just how that furnace went.”
+
+Prince K. did not seem to know how to play tennis, nor could he dance,
+and I do not believe his idea of amusement extended beyond his ship’s
+side. At his Captain’s request we gave him a formal dinner-party,
+receiving and treating him just as we would our own royalty. Poor boy,
+he went through it all courageously, but it must have been a terrible
+infliction, for he could not speak one word of English, and even his
+knowledge of German was scanty. He brought two gentlemen of his suite
+with him, and depended on them for translation. They both spoke French
+as well as English tolerably well, but as far as appearance went the
+little Prince had decidedly the advantage, and looked very high-bred
+in his plain and correct evening dress, but it was the only time I
+ever saw him out of uniform. He maintained a true Oriental gravity all
+through dinner, and it was quite a revelation of his real expression of
+face when the Governor, after the usual toast of the Queen’s health,
+proposed that of the Emperor of Japan, and one of his gentlemen, whom
+I had taken the precaution of putting near him, told him of the terms
+of the toast. The lad sprang to his feet at once, and with really
+a beaming countenance bowed low, first to the Governor and then to
+the rest of the company. He looked absolutely delighted, and it did
+not need his Secretary’s whispered comment of “His Highness ver much
+please” to tell me how gratified he was.
+
+But after dinner things became terribly dull for him, poor boy. He did
+not dance, nor seem to care about music or anything else which was
+going on, so it fell to my share to walk him about the large _salon_,
+and show him whatever I thought might possibly interest him. Of course,
+his two gentlemen were in close attendance, or we should indeed have
+suffered conversational shipwreck. When I arrived at an enormous
+elephant’s foot, I thought we had now certainly reached a turning-point
+in the tide of boredom which had evidently set in for the poor youth.
+But in spite of my explanation of how the big beast had fallen to my
+eldest son’s rifle and various exciting details of the said fall, all
+duly passed on by the other gentlemen, I could not see the faintest
+trace of interest or even of comprehension in that immovable ivory
+countenance. At last the Secretary murmured: “Highness not know
+elephant ver well.” This was indeed despairing, but my eye was caught
+by a clumsy little ebony model of an elephant, which I seized as an
+object-lesson, handing it to the Secretary, and saying, “Please explain
+to his Highness that _this_ is an elephant.” The Prince murmured some
+words in reply which were translated to me as: “Ah, I see! a large sort
+of pig.”
+
+After this I felt I must let things take their course, and I have no
+doubt the polite adieux which soon followed were as great a relief to
+the guest as they were to me.
+
+The greatest daytime treat I could ever give my guests was to send
+them round the Botanical Gardens under the escort of the gifted
+superintendent. They always returned hot and thirsty, but with their
+hands full of treasures. I think a freshly-gathered nutmeg, with its
+camellia-green leaves and its apricot-like fruit, enlaced with the
+crimson network we know later as mace, procured them the greatest joy
+of all. Then came breathless accounts of the soap-nut with which they
+had washed their hands, of the ink galls with which they had written
+their names, of orchids growing beneath long arcades—“Out of doors
+you know!”—of palms of every size and sort and description, each more
+lovely than its neighbour, of strange _lianes_ which, dropping down
+from lofty trees and swinging in the breeze, are caught and twisted by
+Nature’s charming caprice into the most fantastic shapes imaginable.
+
+There are many advantages connected with the Government House standing
+in these beautiful gardens, but it cannot be said to conduce to its
+privacy. I always pined for “three acres and a cow” to myself, but I
+never got it! A tiny iron fence, six inches from the ground, marked
+out the tennis-courts, and certain narrow limits beyond, which were
+supposed to be private, and little iron notice-plates repeated the
+idea. But if any enterprising tourist wished to enlarge his sphere of
+observation, none of these trifles stood in his or her way, and I have
+sometimes been awakened at daylight by vociferous demands, just outside
+my bedroom window, to know “where the electric eel lived.” Poor thing,
+it did not live anywhere latterly, for it had died; but there was no
+persuading the energetic visitor, who only had a couple of hours in
+which to “do” the Botanical Gardens, that I had not secreted it in my
+bathroom.
+
+I must hasten to add, however, that it was only the tourist who
+sometimes harried us, for it seemed well understood by the people of
+the island that a certain small space round Government House was
+private ground, and we never had the least difficulty with even the
+numerous nurses and babies who flocked, for whatever fresh air was
+going, to these charming gardens where the capital police band plays
+twice a week. We often strolled about this public part of the gardens
+on Sunday afternoons, when many people were about, and I enjoyed it
+thoroughly, until it came to the final “God save the Queen,” and then
+I confess I always felt surprised and indignant to see how few hats
+were taken off. Every white man, from the Governor downwards, stood
+bare-headed of course, from the first note to the last, so did the
+ever-courteous foreign visitor; but hardly a well-clad, well-fed young
+coloured man followed their example. I was always deeply ashamed at
+visitors seeing this lack of loyalty or manners (I don’t know which).
+I observed the elder black men nearly always uncovered, but the dark,
+gilded youth of Port of Spain certainly did not.
+
+One does not realise how close Trinidad is to Venezuela until one goes
+there. My very first drive showed me a fine mountain range blending
+beautifully with the fair and extensive landscape.
+
+“I thought there were no really high mountains in Trinidad!” I
+exclaimed in surprise.
+
+“But those are not in Trinidad,” was the crushing answer; “they are on
+the mainland, which is only twenty miles off, just there.”
+
+I little thought, that day, how anxiously I should watch the political
+horizon of Venezuela! But as the supply of beef depended on the
+numerous revolutions or threatenings of revolutions, I grew to take the
+liveliest interest in those social convulsions, and I became an ardent
+advocate of peace at almost any price—of beef.
+
+I always longed yet never made time, I am sorry to say, to go up one of
+the numerous mouths of the Orinoco which run into _our_ Gulf, the Gulf
+of Paria; many of our guests made the excursion, getting up as far as
+Bolivar in one of the comfortable, almost flat-bottomed river steamers
+which provide an excellent service. The accounts brought back were
+always so glowing that I longed to go, but home duties and home ties
+pinned me firmly down.
+
+Venezuela seems to be a perfect land of Goshen compared to even our
+tropical luxuriance, and the cocoa-pods, bananas, and plantains brought
+back from the mainland were, without the least exaggeration, quite
+twice as large as those grown on the island. “But, then, what would you
+have?” I was asked. “Trinidad is only a little bit of South America
+which the Orinoco has washed off from the mainland.” If this be so,
+then the mighty stream dropped several of the pieces on the way, for
+there are many islets, some five miles or more away from Trinidad, and
+towards the Bocas or mouths of the great river. These little islands
+are a great feature of Trinidad, and splendid places for change of
+air or excursions. They all have houses on them, and one tiny islet
+may, I think, claim to be the smallest spot of earth which holds a
+dwelling. It is just a rock, on the top of which is perched a small but
+comfortable and compact house. Beyond its outer wall is, on one side,
+a minute plateau about ten or twelve feet in length, and that is all
+the exercise-ground on the island. I was assured it was the favourite
+honeymoon resort, which certainly seemed putting the capabilities of
+companionship of the newly-married couple to a rather severe test!
+Fishing, boating, and bathing are the resources at the command of the
+islet visitors, and the air is wonderfully fresh and cool on these
+little fragments of the earth’s surface. Whenever I could make time
+it was my great delight to take the Government launch with tea and a
+party of young friends to one of these islets, and it was certainly a
+delightful way of spending a hot afternoon.
+
+Trinidad is a great place for cricket, and boasts a beautiful ground
+belonging to a private club. First-class teams often go out there
+to play matches, and I used to see incessant cricket practice going
+on on the savannah in front of Government House. Certainly that
+savannah is a splendid “lung” to the low-lying town, and the people
+of Trinidad may well be proud of it. On its south-western side is a
+small walled enclosure; it is the graveyard of the original Spanish
+owners of the soil, and a large sugar estate once stood where races
+are run and cricket played nowadays. The living owners have all,
+long ago, disappeared; only the dead remain in their peaceful little
+resting-place under the shade of the spreading trees which grow inside
+the low wall.
+
+To return for a moment to the Botanical Gardens. Within the limits
+of the so-called private part is a small plot of ground planted with
+vegetables for the Governor’s use. In my eyes it was chiefly remarkable
+for the three large, coarse sort of bean-vines which grew at its
+entrance, and which were further decorated at the top of the stick
+round which they clung (in very tipsy fashion) by an empty bottle and
+some tufts of shabby feathers. These aids to horticulture being quite
+new to me, I inquired their use, and was assured they constituted the
+Obeah police of the garden, and that so long as those vines grew there,
+no young lettuce or tomato or yam would be stolen from that garden;
+and certainly theft was never assigned as the reason for the scanty
+contents of the gardener’s daily basket. It was always the time of year
+or the weather.
+
+I used to feel very envious when some of the older residents would
+speak of these gardens as having been the home of the humming-bird.
+Alas! the lovely little creatures are seldom to be seen there now,
+in spite of the protective legislation of many years past. But the
+ruthless tourist will always buy a humming-bird’s nest, especially
+with its two sugar-plum-like eggs in it, so the enterprising black boy
+keeps a sharp look-out for these articles of commerce. Soon after we
+first went there, I found a wee nest on a low branch of a tree close to
+Government House, with a darling little bird sitting in it. I peeped
+cautiously very often during the next few days, and the young mother
+grew so accustomed to my visits that she would let me stand within
+a yard of the bough. At last some microscopic fragments of eggshell
+appeared on the moss beneath, and on my next visit, when the little hen
+was away getting food, I beheld a thing very like a bee with a beak.
+This object seemed to grow amazingly every few hours, so that in a week
+it looked quite like a respectable bird. Imagine my rage and despair
+when I found one morning the branch broken off and the baby bird dead
+on the ground. My sweet little nest had been taken for the sake of the
+sixpence it would fetch next time a tourist-laden yacht came in!
+
+A much happier fate attended a humming-bird which built its nest in
+a small palm growing in a friend’s drawing-room. I paid many visits
+to that drawing-room during the bird’s occupancy, and anything so
+interesting as its manners and customs cannot be imagined. Instead
+of bringing material from outside for the nest, the tiny builder
+requisitioned the floss silk from an embroidered cushion and the wool
+from a ball-fringe. The nest, unusually gay in colour, hung down a
+couple of inches from one of the serrated points of the palm leaf;
+but when I was first invited to come and look on, it was not quite
+completed to the feathered lady’s satisfaction, for she still darted in
+and out of the open windows and about the room.
+
+The master of the house, at my request, seated himself in his usual
+arm-chair and opened his newspaper, and I made myself as small as I
+could in a distant corner. Our patience was soon rewarded, for there
+was the little bird balancing itself with its vibrating wings just
+above the newspaper. However, as no building material was forthcoming
+from that source, she flashed over to my corner, and, quicker than the
+eye could follow, had snatched a thread of silk from a work-table and
+was off to her work again. The little creature got quite tame, and
+her confidence was well placed, for nothing could exceed the charming
+kindness of her host and hostess. The eggs were laid and hatched in
+due time, and the master of the house told me he used to get up at the
+day-dawn and open his drawing-room window to let the little mother out
+to get food for her babies. This necessitated his remaining the rest
+of the morning in the drawing-room, as he said it would not have been
+safe to have left it. I naturally thought he feared for the safety of
+his wife’s pretty things, but oh, no—what he guarded was the nest, lest
+it should meet the fate of mine and be stolen.
+
+It was on this occasion I found out what humming-birds feed on. The
+popular idea is that they live on honey, and attempts have often been
+made to keep them in captivity on honey, or sugar and water, with the
+result that the poor little birds died of starvation in a day or two.
+The honey theory has sprung from seeing the birds darting their long
+bills and still longer tongues into the cups of honey-bearing flowers.
+What they are getting, however, is not honey, but the minute insect
+which is attracted and caught by the honey.
+
+I never saw any but the commonest sort of humming-bird during my stay
+in Trinidad, and very few of those, and I was told that even in the
+high woods it was rare now to behold them. In spite of the stringent
+ordinance against killing _colibris_, I fear many skins are taken
+away every year by the tourist, especially by the scientific tourist.
+Never can I forget my feelings when, on bidding adieu to a delightful
+foreign _savant_, he informed me that he had enjoyed his trips into the
+interior of the island immensely, and had collected many interesting
+specimens of flora and fauna, including a _hundred humming-bird
+skins_! I nearly fainted with horror, but my one effort then was to
+prevent this dreadful boast reaching the Governor’s ears, for I felt
+sure that international complications of a very grave character would
+have followed.
+
+Pages might be written on the scientific value of the beautiful gardens
+which surround this tropical palace, as well as of the opportunity they
+afford of studying insect life. At first it is disappointing to see so
+few flowers in them, but in the summer the large trees are covered with
+blossom, and, in fact, the flowers may be said to have taken refuge up
+the trees from the all-devouring ants. But the serious business of the
+gardens is really to make experiments in the growth and cultivation
+of the various economic products of the island—raising seedling
+canes, coffee, and cocoa, and determining which variety would most
+successfully repay culture. It is a mistake to regard them only from
+the ornamental point of view, though their beauty is very striking, for
+they are chiefly valuable for their practical results.
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+TRINIDAD—_Continued_
+
+
+Besides the humming-birds there were many less welcome denizens of
+the Gardens. There were ants of every species known to even Sir John
+Lubbock. Parasol ants, who occasionally took a fancy to my dinner-table
+decorations, especially if the beautiful and brilliant _Amherstia_
+were used. I have often been requested to say what was to be done with
+long lines of myriad ants ascending by one leg of the dinner-table
+and descending by another, each carrying a good-sized bit of scarlet
+petal tossed airily over his shoulder! Anything so quaint as these
+processions of gay colour marching across the white cloth cannot be
+imagined. It was a case of “Tiger in station, please arrange,” and
+there was just as little to be done except to give up the _Amherstia_.
+These ants occasionally took a fancy to the flowers on my writing-table
+also, but we never seriously interfered with each other. I naturally
+thought that the ants ate these leaves and petals, but they only chew
+them up and spread them out like manure on the feeding-grounds near
+the nests. From this sort of cultivation a minute fungus-like growth
+springs, and on _that_ they feed. So destructive are their operations
+that a functionary is specially retained in the Botanical Gardens to
+follow them up and discover and destroy the nests, which are generally
+at a very great distance from the scene of their labours, and I often
+watched with interest a lantern apparently creeping along the ground of
+a dark night.
+
+What I really wanted to see was a raid of Hunter ants. I had read a
+fascinating description in a book of early days in Trinidad, of a
+domiciliary visit paid to the author’s house in the country, which she
+and her children had hastily to vacate at earliest dawn, taking with
+them their pet birds and a kitten, which the slave-women, who warned
+them to “turn out sharp,” declared would be devoured if left behind.
+The Hunter ants spent the whole of that day inside the house, clearing
+it of every lizard, mouse, cockroach, beetle, and such small deer. The
+writer describes the ants as having wings when they first appeared;
+but when their day of gorging was over they emerged wingless, and
+rested in vast dark masses in her garden. They had not touched anything
+except the small reptile and insect colonies, which, we must remember,
+were likely to flourish under the deep thatched roof of those days,
+long before galvanised iron or shingles from America were known. The
+writer goes on to say that at dawn next day she heard strange and weird
+screams from numerous small sea-gulls, who, in their turn, were making
+an excellent breakfast off the fat Hunter ants. Such scenes as this
+are hardly ever to be met with in these days, for the houses are so
+different, and more of the high woods are cleared every year.
+
+On these hillsides cocoa is grown very successfully by the small
+cultivator. I have often, during our excursions up the lovely lonely
+valleys within an easy drive of Port of Spain, watched the process,
+which seemed very primitive. The clearing appeared to entail far the
+most labour, in spite of as much burning as was compatible with the
+lush-green foliage. Banana-suckers were the first things planted round
+the hole which held the young cocoa plant, to shade it; next came
+small trees of the _madre di cocoa_, or _bois immortel_, which are
+indispensable to a cocoa plantation. This tree is at all stages of its
+growth a very straggling one, and can give but little shade. I suspect
+it is chiefly valuable from its draining properties, for the fact
+remains that cocoa steadily declines to flourish anywhere without its
+_madre_.
+
+Anything so beautiful as the hills towards San Fernando in the very
+earliest spring when the dense woods of _bois immortel_ are in full
+blossom cannot be imagined. At sunset the whole country-side glows
+with a radiance which looks like enchantment, and the green effect
+of this beautiful tropic island then merges over those low hills
+into a vivid scarlet, melting away into the indigo shadows of the
+quick-falling dusk. Cocoa is a most beautiful crop, for the broad
+glossy leaves do not at all conceal the large brilliant pod, which
+grows in an independent manner, in twos and threes, right out of the
+stem or the thickest branches. At no time of year are the trees quite
+bare of pods, which are of various colours. I have often seen a pale
+green pod, a scarlet one, and a rich dark crimson or brilliant yellow
+pod growing quite happily side by side; of course they were all in
+different stages of ripeness, but that did not seem to matter at all,
+and cocoa-picking appeared always going on.
+
+Those drives up the valleys were always delightful, and we found that
+different patois seemed to be spoken in places half a mile apart and
+with only a low ridge between. Up one valley a sort of spurious Spanish
+would be heard, up another Creole French, whilst a hybrid Hindustani
+was the language of a third cleft in the hills. We made great friends,
+however, with the different races, and the children always rushed out
+to greet us.
+
+An especial beauty of those valleys were the fire-flies and what are
+locally called the fire-beetles—large hard-backed creatures with eyes
+like gig lamps and a third light beneath, which only shows when
+they fly. My ardent desire all the time I was in Trinidad was to get
+a specimen of a rare fire-beetle, which is said to have a luminous
+proboscis. I did want that beetle dreadfully, and offered frantic
+rewards all up the valleys for a specimen. Needless to say I was
+regarded more or less as a lunatic, and the carriage was often stopped
+either by children waving an ordinary beetle snapping violently in
+its efforts to escape, or by a grinning policeman who saluted and
+tendered me a common fire-beetle tied up in a corner of his blue
+pocket-handkerchief. I once tracked with infinite pains and trouble a
+specimen to its owner, but, alas! it was dead and half-eaten by ants.
+
+By the first week in January the fire-flies disappear, and are not
+to be seen again before the heavy May rains have fallen. Then they
+come forth in full beauty, and it certainly is a wonderful sight as
+one drives home in the short gloaming, for every blade of grass holds
+many tiny sparkles, winking in and out with a bewildering effect. The
+fire-beetles chiefly haunt the lower branches of the cocoa groves,
+where they look like small lamps swinging among the trees. Indeed
+the magnifying effect of the damp atmosphere beneath these bushes is
+so powerful that I often found it difficult to believe that some one
+carrying a lantern was not stepping down the bank towards us. I once
+kept some of these beetles, fed them with sugar-cane, and sprinkled
+them with water every day; but they soon lost their brilliancy, and I
+felt it so cruel to retain them in a dark prison, that I emptied them
+on the _Thunbergia_ outside the verandah railing. One of my prettiest
+girl-guests used often to wear a dagger in her hair made of these
+fire-beetles, ingeniously harnessed together with black thread, and
+they showed brilliantly amid her dark braids, even beneath the ballroom
+chandeliers.
+
+Nor did any winter visitor ever see the wonderful mass and succession
+of flowering trees, for they do not cover themselves with sheets
+of brilliant blossom until after the rainy season begins. I was
+disappointed in the actual flowers to be found in the Gardens. Even
+the imported ones do not manage much of a blossom, and bulbs, &c.,
+have to wage an incessant warfare against the all-devouring ant. It is
+for this reason I suspect that the flowers confine themselves to high
+trees, where they are safe from the ants, for they certainly make but a
+languid attempt to grow in the ground. In vain I steeped the seeds of
+my particular favourites in a strong solution of quassia. That was all
+very well for the actual seed, but the ants only deferred their meal
+until my poor little plants were a couple of inches high.
+
+I will not dwell here on my private sentiments regarding the
+cockroaches, for I feel that I should pass the grounds of permissible
+invective if I attempted to describe my feelings towards the creatures
+who devoured or defaced the bindings of all my favourite books. Nothing
+daunts them or keeps them away; they seem to thrive and fatten on all
+the destructive powders of which I used to lay in large stores for
+their undoing. They would take the poison and the cover of my book as
+well, and ask for more! How can you deal with creatures who fly in at
+the window and run, literally, like “greased lightning”? Their fiendish
+cleverness must be seen to be believed; how they will dart to a knot of
+exactly their own colour in the polished wooden floor, and lie still as
+death under your eyes!
+
+Next to the cockroaches might be ranked as irrepressible torments the
+mole-crickets, who would not allow of a lawn anywhere. There were some
+beautiful grass tennis courts in these Botanical Gardens, costing an
+appalling sum to keep in tolerable order—thanks to the crickets which
+burrow like moles and devour like locusts and hatch out in myriads. I
+used often to see a small army-corps of little black boys on the tennis
+grounds headed by tall coolies with watering-pots of strong soapsuds
+which they poured on the ground. This _douche_ brought the mole-cricket
+out of his hall door in a great hurry, to be snapped up and flung into
+a bucket of water by the attendant imp. But it was very difficult to
+keep them down, even by these means, and the lawns had to be dug
+up and replanted constantly. It is impossible to keep the rapacious
+insect-world in order in a climate which, for certainly half the year,
+resembles an orchid-house watered and shut up for the night.
+
+The Harlequin beetle is, no doubt, quite as destructive as his less
+gaudy brethren, but one forgives him a good deal, partly because of his
+brilliant beauty, and partly because his depredations are carried on
+chiefly underground. Then the shady places are always made glorious by
+large slow-moving butterflies of gorgeous colouring and quaint conceit,
+such as transparent round windows let in, as it were, amid their
+brilliant markings.
+
+Any one who fears bats should not visit “Iëre, or the home of the
+humming-bird” (as the Indians told Sir Walter Raleigh Trinidad was
+called), for all sorts and conditions of bats abound. The fruit-eating
+variety is greatly attracted to the Botanical Gardens by the star-apple
+trees growing there. I always feared lest sentence should be passed
+against these beautiful trees with their copper-beech-like foliage,
+on account of the bats, who, by the way, don’t seem ever to eat the
+fruit where it grows, but always carry it off and devour it in another
+tree. The Vampire bat is a great deal bigger than the ordinary bat,
+but mosquito netting is quite sufficient protection in a house, and
+the stables are generally guarded by galvanised wire netting, and
+if ordinary care is taken about not leaving stable-doors open after
+sundown, the horses do not suffer; but when did a negro groom ever
+think of a detail of that sort?
+
+It was very amusing to watch the native bees going back to their hive
+at dusk. I don’t know how they had been persuaded to take up their
+abode in a box fastened against the wall of the Superintendent’s office
+in the Botanical Gardens; but the colony was in a very flourishing
+condition when I was taken to view it at sundown, and it had evidently
+established Responsible Government. The bees themselves were small and
+shabby, regarded _as_ bees, and did not trouble to make more honey than
+enough for their daily needs; they scouted the idea of storing it, for
+there were lots of flowers all the year round, and no wintry weather
+to provide against. Their chief anxiety seemed to be to keep their
+hall-door shut, and they were very particular on that point. When I was
+watching them, the great mass of the bees had already gone into the
+hive, and only an occasional loiterer was to be seen creeping in at a
+very small hole.
+
+“Now here comes the last bee,” said my companion. “Look carefully at
+him.” So I did, and saw that the little creature was carrying a pellet
+of mud nearly as big as himself. It was too big to go in at the hole,
+so he had to break bits off; but he twice picked up some of the
+fragments which had fallen down, and stuffed them also into the hole.
+Then he went in himself, and the Superintendent opened a sliding panel
+commanding a view of this hall-door, at which three or four bees were
+busily working, blocking it up with the mud pellets.
+
+“They do that every night,” I was told, “and open it the first thing
+in the morning.” I wanted very much to know what would happen if any
+belated bee turned up afterwards, but the story did not say.
+
+English bees were introduced into the island many years ago, but they
+have lost most of their thrifty ways, and become demoralised by the
+flower wealth all the year round. They also decline to be confined in
+hives, which I dare say they find too hot, and so they build wherever
+they like. An enormous colony had settled years and years before,
+evidently, under the flooring of one of the cool north verandahs of
+Government House. As long as they went in and out from outside it did
+not matter, but latterly they took to pervading the verandah inside and
+violently assaulting the passers-by. This was too much to bear often,
+so the house-carpenter and his assistants were set to work to prise up
+the boards of the verandah. They chose a cloudy day when the bees would
+be out, taking advantage of the comparative coolness, but they soon
+found that many boards had to come up, for the comb was thickly formed
+everywhere. At last all the verandah floor was up, and I certainly
+never saw such a sight. Yards and yards of comb! Most of it black and
+useless, nearly all quite empty of honey (that was for fear of the
+ants), and hardly any bee-bread even. When the men went away to their
+breakfast the orioles, who must have been watching the proceedings with
+deep interest, came down from the _Flamboyant_ outside the window, and
+had a sumptuous breakfast off the immature bees. There was a terrible
+revenge, however, when the bees returned later, and the workmen had to
+retreat hastily. I found upon that occasion that silver quarter-dollars
+made the best salve for bee-stings.
+
+When we first went to Trinidad our evening drives often led us past
+fields of sugar-cane, which seemed even then fast falling out of
+cultivation, and long before we left—in 1896—they had been replaced by
+plantations of Guinea grass, which appeared to thrive extremely well,
+and for which there was an excellent market in and near Port of Spain.
+The land was evidently worn out for sugar-cane, but answered capitally
+for this tall grass, on which all four-footed beasts seem to thrive.
+
+Much has been written and preached about the terrible fondness of
+the West Indian negro for smart clothes; but if he had not that
+passion—with which surely the modern fine lady can well sympathise—it
+would be extremely difficult to get him or her to work. Why should he,
+in a climate where bodily exertion is very undesirable, and where food
+and shelter grow, so to speak, by the roadside?
+
+They expend vast sums on their wedding festivities, at which the guests
+are expected to appear in perfectly new garments. I once offered a
+comely young black housemaid leave of absence to go to her brother’s
+marriage, but she declined on the score of expense. Now I had seen
+this girl, a week or two before, very smartly dressed for a friend’s
+wedding, so I said:—
+
+“But surely you have still got that beautiful hat and frock you wore at
+Florinda’s marriage the other day?”
+
+Aurelia gave me a shocked glance as she answered:—
+
+“Oh, lady, me can’t wear _that_!”
+
+“Why not?” I asked.
+
+“All peoples very much offended if I wear same dress to their wedding;
+must be quite new every things.”
+
+And nothing I could urge had the least effect in shaking her resolution
+not to disgrace her family by appearing in garments which had done duty
+before on a similar occasion. I always noticed at the cathedral that
+every female member of the very large and devout coloured congregation
+had on her head a hat which must have cost a good deal more than my own
+bonnet. From a picturesque point of view the effect of the coloured
+women’s spotlessly clean white dresses and brilliantly flowered and
+ribboned hats was excellent, though doubtless the political economist
+would have sighed. I once asked a friend where and how these smart
+damsels obtained their patterns, for nothing could be more correct or
+up-to-date than their skirts and their sleeves.
+
+“Oh, the washerwomen set the fashions here, especially yours. It is
+very simple: when you send a blouse or a muslin or cotton dress to
+the wash—and these women wash beautifully—the laundress calls in
+her friends and neighbours, and they carefully study and copy that
+garment before you see it again; and the same thing happens with the
+gentlemen’s tennis flannels, and other garments.”
+
+But the most amusing, and absolutely true, story I heard was this one:—
+
+Our house steward told me that, when he was superintending the moving
+of our numerous boxes and packages on the return from our short annual
+visit to England, he noticed on the wharf one of the young black men
+employed who was unusually active in dealing with the luggage. Nothing
+could be a greater contrast to the ordinary sleepy loafer, who used to
+smoke and talk a good deal more than he worked. This youth was strong
+and smiling, and made nothing of handling any big boxes which came in
+his way, so most travellers rewarded his good-humoured exertions by an
+extra sixpence for himself.
+
+A couple of years later Mark was missing from the landing jetty. No
+one knew what had become of him, nor could the most anxious inquiries
+elicit any information. At last one day, when my informant was in one
+of the principal “Stores,” as the excellent and comprehensive shops
+of Port of Spain are called, there suddenly entered his friend Mark,
+smiling as ever, and still dressed in his primitive working garments of
+three old sacks—two for his “divided skirts,” and one with a hole cut
+in it for his head to go through, and worn as a sleeveless smock-frock.
+Before any questions could be asked, Mark took one of the assistants
+aside, and began to choose, very carefully and deliberately, an entire
+outfit of black cloth clothes. He evidently knew exactly what he
+wanted, and paid for each article, as he selected it, from a roll of
+five-dollar notes, which, for want of a pocket, he carried in his hand.
+The broad-cloth suit was followed by other indispensable garments, and
+finally a pair of lavender gloves, shining boots, a tall hat, a slender
+umbrella, and even a showy gilt watch-chain were purchased, and the
+happy possessor of a complete rig-out of “Europe clothes” left the
+store with only a few cents to put in his new and numerous pockets. He
+was often seen afterwards in this fine suit of clothes walking about
+the Gardens when the band was playing, but, so far as any one knows, he
+has never done a stroke of work since!
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+RODRIGUES
+
+
+“The deaf, cold official Ear” used to be a favourite phrase in the
+Crown Colonies in my day, and referred, of course, to the Ear of
+Downing Street; but even then it seemed to me a very undeserved
+reproach, for, so far as my own experience went, or rather the
+experience of my dear husband, it was only necessary to bring a
+grievance—small or large—before that much-abused department for at
+least an attempt to be made to remedy it directly.
+
+Take the case of Rodrigues as an example. It had been for many years a
+“most distressful” _dépendance_ of Mauritius. Once upon a time—early
+in the nineteenth century—it was a favourite sanatorium of the East
+Indian squadron, and ships were constantly calling there to leave sick
+or wounded sailors and take away the convalescents. For, until 1814
+brought peace and the Treaty of Paris, a good deal of fighting went on
+in that part of the Indian Ocean, Bourbon and L’Ile de France being the
+prizes of the victor.
+
+Apropos of those same prizes, I have always heard that L’Ile de France,
+as Mauritius used to be called in those days, was only captured by
+stratagem, and that its protecting circle of reefs, quite as effectual
+as a chain of torpedoes, had kept the British frigates cruising outside
+for many a weary day. There was no reliable chart, and, naturally,
+no pilot was forthcoming. At last, very early one morning, a pirogue
+was sighted, and a smart man-of-war’s boat intercepted it before the
+shelter of the coral girdle could be gained. Its solitary occupant was
+a young fisherman, who was directly taken to the admiral’s ship, and,
+with great difficulty and with the aid of what was to him an enormous
+bribe, persuaded to guide the landing-party’s boats through difficult
+passages to a suitable and unexpected landing-place. The choice lay
+between that and death, and the lad chose life and wealth. But I was
+assured that from that day to this the poor man and his descendants had
+been regarded as outcasts, with whom no one in the conquered island
+would have any dealings.
+
+Then, as to Bourbon, the story goes that it was given back to the
+French by that same Treaty of Paris owing to a mistaken idea at our
+own Colonial Office that it was a West Indian island, instead of lying
+only a hundred miles south of Mauritius. So ever since 1814 poor little
+Rodrigues has been deserted by her naval visitors, and Port Mathurin
+had welcomed only two men-of-war in the sixty-five years which had
+passed before our visit.
+
+The real bad times, however, set in with the abolition of slavery,
+for it is the sort of climate where one need not work, or only work
+very little, to live. The sugar and coffee estates soon fell out of
+cultivation, as did the cotton and even the vanilla bean, which grows
+so easily, and the island seems to have come in for more than its fair
+share of hurricanes. Then the want of communication and a market for
+exports completed the tale of its trouble; and when an unusually dry
+season killed the rice crops, something very like a famine set in. This
+had happened several times before our day, and relief for the moment
+had, of course, been sent.
+
+But when, one day in the middle of the hurricane season of 1881, a
+wretched little open boat struggled across the 350 miles of Indian
+Ocean, bringing the island pilot and another sailor with a piteous
+tale sent by the magistrate in charge, of the hunger and distress
+which prevailed in Rodrigues, the Lieutenant-Governor of Mauritius
+felt that nothing but a personal visit and inquiry into the cause of
+the constantly recurring evil would satisfy his Government. So an
+application was made at once through the Colonial Office for the loan
+of a man-of-war to visit the afflicted little island. There was no
+telegraph nearer than Aden twenty-three years ago, so, although the
+matter was taken in hand at once in Downing Street, it was early
+in June of the same year before it could be finally arranged. A
+small gunboat was all that had been asked for, and lo! the flagship
+herself—the stately _Euryalus_—was put at the Lieutenant-Governor’s
+disposal through the courtesy of the admiral of the East Indian
+station, who made an official visit of his own to Madagascar fit in
+with the date of the proposed trip to Rodrigues.
+
+I have felt this little explanation to be necessary of how we came to
+be standing on the poop of H.M.S. _Euryalus_ that lovely afternoon of
+June—the best mid-winter month. Our party had been kept as small as
+possible, for there was only the accommodation reserved for the admiral
+and his flag-lieutenant vacant, and our good bishop had begged to come
+to look after the spiritual needs of his small flock in that distant
+part of his diocese.
+
+The scene is still vividly before me; the profound calm of everything
+after the noise and bustle of our reception on board were over, of
+which the only trace was the smoke of the saluting cannon still curling
+over the calm water. _We_ seemed to be stationary, and the lovely
+hills, with their deep purple shadows, their glistening waterfalls, and
+the vivid green of the fields of sugar-cane in the valleys, appeared to
+be slowly gliding away under the most exquisite sunset sky. But all too
+soon the _Euryalus_ had made her way through the crowded harbour of
+Port Louis to what seemed a gate in the wall of coral reef, and headed,
+a few moments later, out to sea. A sea beautiful to behold, indeed, but
+of so rough-and-tumble a nature that the dinner-party that evening was
+but small. In fact few of our party showed up much during the three
+days of alternate rolling and pitching across that rough bit of water,
+with a strong head-wind from south-east. We had really been making
+the best of our way all the time because the captain was very anxious
+to get in early on the 28th to celebrate her Majesty’s coronation. No
+sooner, therefore, had we dropped anchor in the open roadstead opposite
+Port Mathurin than the royal standard flew out from our main, and
+the gallant old ship was, in a moment, dressed from stern to bow in
+gay flags. At noon a royal salute pealed out over the water—but this
+is anticipating a little, for long before noon every available boat
+was crowding round the _Euryalus_. The magistrate had come on board
+directly; so had two very agreeable Roman Catholic priests. Every one
+concerned in the matter was soon deep in the arrangement of details
+connected with our official landing.
+
+As I had nothing to do except to put on my best bonnet at the proper
+time, I had plenty of leisure to admire the tiny island, which, with
+no other land to dwarf it, looked quite imposing from the deck of the
+_Euryalus_. It was difficult to believe that the highest hill I could
+see was only 1800 feet above the sea-level, for the beautiful clear
+atmosphere seemed to magnify everything, as if one were looking at it
+through water. And there were ravines plainly marked, each with its
+little tumbling cascade, and a great deal of bright green foreground,
+which we afterwards found was not the inevitable sugar-cane, but a
+coarse, rather rank grass, affording excellent grazing for cattle.
+Indeed, Rodrigues could supply Mauritius entirely with beef if only
+there were proper communication, but as matters then stood our supply
+used to come chiefly from Madagascar by weekly steamer.
+
+It was really like an English April day, even to the bite in the
+air whenever the sun was absent during the constant scudding
+squalls—squalls which kept the poor reception committee in a state of
+anguish and anxiety not to be described. Most of them had come on board
+to arrange details, and were condemned to watch their beautiful arches
+and masts and flags being most roughly handled by the sou’-wester.
+I did my best to comfort any one who came my way by predictions of
+a fine afternoon, and to assure them that business—stern, serious
+business—was the real object of the visit. The heart-breaking part of
+it all, however, was to find that the entire population of Rodrigues
+insisted on regarding the gaily-dressed ship, the royal salute, even
+the royal standard, as all being part and parcel of the show, and in
+the Lieutenant-Governor’s honour. I never can forget the horrified
+faces both of poor dear F. and the flag-captain of the _Euryalus_ when
+this fact dawned on them. They were quite tragic over it, and thought
+me most heartless for laughing at the mistake.
+
+The alternations of sun and shower showed up with curious clearness the
+water-path which a boat would need to follow between the ship and the
+shore. It was traced quite distinctly, as if in a very devious track
+of indigo, through the bright blue water and the white tips breaking
+on the coral reefs, whilst every here and there a wee islet, on which
+earth and grass-seed were quickly finding their way, had pushed its
+head up. It seemed an object-lesson on the very beginning of things.
+The worst of all this was that the big ship could not come at all near
+the shore, and, as we were always to sleep on board, the little voyage
+twice a day entailed a good deal of forethought on account of the tide.
+
+However, both weather and tide were highly favourable by three o’clock
+that same afternoon, when the official landing took place with perfect
+success. I could not help glancing triumphantly at the now radiant
+reception committee as, with hardly a breath of air stirring and not a
+cloud in the sky, we stepped out of the admiral’s barge. Needless to
+say, the entire population of Rodrigues were crowded on the little
+wharf, which was gaily carpeted with red and roofed with palm branches.
+Even the two _condamnés_, representing the evil-doers of the community,
+stood in the background in friendly converse with their gaoler, who
+would not on any account miss the show. Our friend the pilot was there
+also in great form, and it seemed he had been taking to himself the
+credit of having arranged the visit. He was not in carpet slippers this
+time, however, which was a pity; for, if he had only known it, the
+carpet slippers in which he had been forced to present himself before
+the Lieutenant-Governor, after his terrible voyage in February, had, as
+he called it, _abîméd_ his feet, and, adding a certain dramatic touch
+of reality to the tale of suffering—counted for something in the end.
+
+A resplendent guard of honour of Marines had preceded us, and so had
+the ship’s band. “Ces Messieurs avec les trompettes” became at once
+first favourites, and remained so to the end. Primitive and friendly
+as it all was, there yet was no escaping the inevitable addresses,
+which had to be in French, as that is really the language of the little
+island, though I fear it was not of the purest Parisian type. Happily,
+I could perceive no traces of famine or even of hard times in the
+crowds which surrounded us. All seemed fat, and buxom, and beaming. I
+looked anxiously at the children, for I remember the heart-breaking
+sight the poor little ones had presented when I had passed through an
+Indian famine district long years before the Rodrigues visit. These
+babies were as plump as ortolans, and as merry as crickets.
+
+Friendly and almost universal handshaking brought the affair to an
+end—“une vraie fête de famille,” as I heard it called—and we were
+free to adjourn to the magistrate’s pretty house for a welcome cup of
+tea. The moment it had been hastily swallowed and F. had got out of
+his gold-laced coat, he and the magistrate adjourned to the little
+court-house close by and plunged at once into business, being with
+difficulty hailed forth in time to return on board for a very late
+dinner. Nothing had any effect on their movements except threats of
+the falling tide. In fact, the state of the tide governed—not to say
+tyrannised over—our arrangements that whole week. “Pray be punctual
+to-morrow morning, on account of the tide,” was the last thing I heard
+at night, and no engagement on shore could be made until the state
+of the water at a given hour was ascertained. In spite, however,
+of punctuality and care, we had to make some ridiculous _trajets_,
+beginning in great pomp in the admiral’s barge, changing half-way into
+smaller boats, then into canoes, and finally being piloted through
+the shallows standing on a tiny plank laid across a stout leaf and
+propelled by a swimmer; yet one always arrived dry-shod though much
+agitated.
+
+We had only a very few days to stay in Rodrigues, for the _Euryalus_
+had to return to Madagascar to pick up her admiral; but there were two
+things which must absolutely be accomplished during our visit. One was
+an expedition to “The Mountain” to visit the good priests and make a
+closer acquaintance with the needs of that particular district, and the
+other was to have a day’s sport. This, I must add, was chiefly in the
+interests of our kind naval hosts, for I honestly believe that both F.
+and the magistrate would have greatly preferred a long and happy day in
+the court-house, hard at work.
+
+The mountain excursion entailed our leaving the ship at eight o’clock
+of a lovely morning. In fact, the bad weather seemed to have ceased
+with our landing, and it proved ideally calm and beautiful all that
+week. As no wheeled vehicle, or horse to draw it, exists on Rodrigues,
+_chaises à porteurs_ were provided for the two ladies of the party,
+and all the gentlemen walked. For the first five miles the road was
+excellent, having, indeed, been a “relief work” during one of the
+famines. It zigzagged up the steep hill-sides very easily, and wound
+through natural groves of oranges and lemons, plantains and palms,
+which afforded a welcome shade. The small houses—_cases_, as they are
+called—looked trim and pretty, each with its “provision ground” of yams
+and sweet potatoes, and one soon got high enough to look over them on
+to the little town nestling among trees, with large patches of bright
+green grass between it and the sea. The _Euryalus_ made a stately
+object in the foreground, and dwarfed the little fishing-boats and
+pirogues which swarmed around her to the size of toys. I noticed that
+the sails of these tiny craft were stained with much the same vivid
+colours one sees at Chioggia, and the colouring of both sky and sea was
+truly Italian, as were the “soft airs of Paradise,” which made walking
+a pleasure.
+
+Still, many halts were called, ostensibly to admire the charming
+panorama, but also to pick wild oranges and other juicy fruits.
+Flowers, more or less wild, grew in profusion all round us, and I was
+soon laden with beautiful blossoms.
+
+We were already a large party when we started, and our enormous “tail”
+increased as we passed through each hamlet. The last part of the road
+proved merely a mountain track over rough boulders, and all felt glad
+when the hill-top was reached and we were once more on a tolerably
+level track. The village of Gabrielle appeared to have availed itself
+of every inch of cover from the summer hurricanes, and each ravine or
+dip in the ground was occupied by a little _case_ and garden. A fine
+triumphal arch awaited us here, beneath which stood the two abbés, with
+the whole population of the district as a background. Such a smiling
+crowd, and such a cordial welcome!
+
+After the inevitable address, an attempt was made to raise “le
+God-save” (as it is always called in Mauritius), but its tones were
+wavering and uncertain, and the tune showed a tendency to turn into the
+“Old Hundredth,” so it was somewhat of a relief when it was succeeded
+by a local hymn of welcome, which they all knew, and which was given
+with great heartiness and lung power. The refrain “Et vivat! et vivat!”
+was most spirited, and went really well.
+
+By this time, however, we all felt very hungry, and were glad to be
+taken to the presbytery, close to the little chapel, where _déjeuner_
+awaited us. Wild kid, poultry, eggs, and fruit made up an excellent
+meal, followed by perfect coffee; and then the serious business of the
+day began.
+
+I betook myself to the sheltered side of a _case_, where I could view
+the sort of open-air meeting which was going on to leeward of the
+chapel, and of which F. and the priests formed the central figures.
+An interpreter had to be found, for the island has a patois of its
+own, different even from that of Mauritius. This interpreter was an
+Irishman, and his gestures were so dramatic that I could really make a
+good guess at the story which was being unfolded; but I felt somewhat
+puzzled when, towards the end, he flung his old hat on the ground and
+danced on it. I wondered if he was asking for Home Rule! All the men in
+the settlement had crowded round F. and the priests, so I found myself
+the centre of a large gathering of the women of Gabrielle. Children
+were there in numbers, but had no chance of getting near me, and there
+was always the difficulty of the language. What my smiling jet-black
+friends seemed most curious about was my “civil status,” and that of
+the other lady. “Madame ou Ma’amzelle?” was the incessant question to
+both of us. I singled out one extraordinarily ugly but beaming and big,
+fat girl to put the same question to, and I can never forget the droll
+air of coquetry with which she laid one black finger against an equally
+black cheek, turned her head aside, and murmured bashfully, “Moi, je
+suis Modeste.”
+
+This out-of-door parliament lasted a couple of hours, and by that time
+all the burning questions and even the grievances had been laid before
+the Lieutenant-Governor, and it was necessary to make a start if we
+were to catch the tyrant tide. So the procession re-formed, only with
+the _chaises à porteurs_ left out, for we ladies preferred to walk
+down, especially at first; and off we set, the priests leading, our
+little party next, and a dense crowd everywhere. They all sang hymns,
+winding up with the first we had heard, and lusty shouts of “Et vivat!
+et vivat!” pursued us almost to the bottom of the hill. Never was a
+more affectionate leave-taking, and the expressions of gratitude to F.
+for the trouble he had taken were really most touching. We carried the
+dear abbés back to dine on board with us, as there was yet much to be
+discussed.
+
+The next day was supposed to be one of rest as far as exercise
+went, and whilst F. was busy indoors with work, I was taken by the
+magistrate’s wife round the little town of Port Mathurin to visit the
+school and the tiny hospital, as well as to return the calls of some
+of the leading ladies. It is a very healthy island apparently, much
+more so than Mauritius, but then it is not so desperately overcrowded
+as its big sister. The chief complaint I heard was of the idleness and
+inertia of the people themselves, and of how difficult it was to induce
+them to do anything except dawdle—good-humouredly enough—through their
+lives. Of course, this partly accounts for the famine and distress.
+They just live from day to day, and make no sort of provision for even
+the morrow, still less the rainy or hurricane day.
+
+There certainly was no inertia, however, on the part of the children at
+a christening service the bishop held in the schoolroom that afternoon.
+Such vigorous protests against the sacred rite could not be imagined,
+and it was difficult to get through it on account of the noise of the
+children’s shrieks. The mothers did not seem in the least distressed
+or alarmed at the outcries of their offspring; indeed, one black lady
+remarked to me—I was the universal godmother—“C’est peut-être M. le
+Diable qui s’en va?” I can’t think why the children were so terrified,
+because the bishop christened the babies first, and all was calm and
+holy peace until I attempted to lead up a small boy of about four years
+old. He started a wild yell and frantic struggles, in which all the
+others joined, till at last I felt inclined to take part in the chorus
+of sobs myself. The bishop’s tact and gentle patience were marvellous,
+but did not avail to allay the fears of the neophytes.
+
+Our last day at Rodrigues held, indeed, hard work, for we spent it from
+an early hour _en chasse_, the paraphernalia of which might have served
+for at least a small punitive expedition. Such munitions of war, in the
+shape of guns and cartridges! and the commissariat was on an equally
+liberal scale. This excursion took us quite to the other side of the
+island, and we crossed a little bay to get to it, so a small fleet of
+fishing-boats had been commandeered for the occasion. This brought us
+in touch with most of the fisherfolk, and F. seized the opportunity of
+thoroughly investigating their needs and wants.
+
+There is really a good deal of game on the island; deer, partridges,
+and wild guinea-fowl were promised us; but, alas! we had reckoned
+without the first lieutenant of the _Euryalus_, who availed himself of
+our absence to have a thoroughly happy day with his big guns, the noise
+of which drove every beast and bird as far away as possible. However,
+there was still the long delightful day in the open air, and it was
+always possible to get shade beneath the vacoas, a sort of palm, common
+also in Mauritius, of whose fibre sacks, baskets, and lots of useful
+things are made. But the _Latanier_ is the maid-of-all-work among
+palms. All the little _cases_ are built and thatched with it, its fibre
+makes excellent rope, and doubtless it could be turned to many other
+uses.
+
+In spite of our really enormous luncheon, we were bidden to a banquet
+on our return to Port Mathurin, and that day actually ended with a
+ball! We had made ourselves independent of the tyranny of the tide for
+once, and had brought our evening things on shore with us, so a very
+sunburnt and sleepy group in uniforms and ball dresses made the best
+of their way on foot to the court-house somewhere about nine o’clock,
+and absolutely danced with spirit and vigour until the coxswain put his
+head in at the door and murmured, “Tide’s falling, sir.” It was just
+about midnight, and we all fled like so many Cinderellas. No need to
+wrap up, for a lace scarf was sufficient on such a balmy night, and
+the moonlight felt quite warm.
+
+We certainly would not have been allowed to take so hurried a departure
+had it not been settled that we were to breakfast on shore next
+morning and make our real farewells then. The guard of honour and the
+_trompettes_ preceded us once more, and there was a sort of attempt
+at an official “send-off.” But the islanders took the matter into
+their own hands this time, and I really believe every human being in
+Rodrigues came to see us off, and to thank and bless “_Excellence_” for
+having paid them so long a visit. The _condamnés_ were there too, and
+solemnly promised me to be models of good behaviour for the future. My
+numerous god-children were now (scantily) clothed, but in their right
+minds, and their mothers tried hard to get them to express their regret
+for having been _si méchant_; but that part of the performance did not
+come off. However, they got their bags of sugar plums all the same.
+
+The inevitable address was got through in dumb show, and we were
+followed not only to the water’s edge but into the water itself by the
+affectionate farewells of all the poor people. It was so touching, the
+way they brought gifts. Modeste was there with oranges and eggs in each
+hand. Indeed, I may mention here that eggs, however fresh, are very
+embarrassing tokens of affection when given in dozens. I presented
+all mine to the fo’castle, as well as sundry sacks of oranges; and as
+for my bouquets, they would have stocked a flower-shop. It was quite
+with difficulty we pushed off at last. Fortunately, the tide allowed
+the admiral’s barge to come up to the little jetty, for I am sure if we
+had started on a palm leaf, as we sometimes did, there would have been
+disasters and wet feet, to say the least of it.
+
+By the time the _Euryalus_ was reached, she was found to be ringed
+round by boats of all sorts and sizes, and it was quite difficult to
+get, first on board and then off. “Et vivat!” rang out in great force
+on every side, and even a tremulous “God-save”; but the hearty thanks
+and benedictions were the pleasantest sounds. At last the screw turned,
+and the fine old ship headed once more for the wide ocean. The boats
+and waving kerchiefs were soon dwarfed into so many dots on the dancing
+waves, and in an hour or two we had looked our last on Rodrigues.
+
+The wind was fair for going back, and the voyage proved quite smooth as
+well as very pleasant. “Ces Messieurs avec les trompettes” discoursed
+delightful music to us after dinner, and the soft moonlight lasted
+all the way back. The dear old _Euryalus_ has gone the way of old
+ships, but has happily left a smart successor to her name and fame.
+Regular communication (that is to say, as regular as the hurricanes
+will allow) has been established with Rodrigues, and it must be more
+prosperous, for I see by the latest returns that the population has
+doubled itself since that delightful visit.
+
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+COLONIAL SERVANTS
+
+
+My very first experience of the eccentricities of colonial servants
+dates a good deal more than half a century ago, and the scene was laid
+in Jamaica, where my father then held the office of “Island Secretary”
+under Sir Charles—afterwards Lord Metcalfe—the Governor. It was
+Christmas day, and I had been promised as a great treat that my little
+sister and I should sit up to late dinner. But the morning began with
+an alarm, for just at breakfast-time an orderly from one of the West
+Indian regiments, then stationed in Spanish Town, had brought a letter
+to my father which had been sent upstairs to him. I was curled up in
+a deep window-seat in the shady breakfast-room, enjoying a brand-new
+story-book and the first puffs of the daily sea-breeze, when I heard a
+guttural voice close to my ear whispering, “Kiss, missy, kiss.” There
+stood what seemed a real black giant compared with my childish stature,
+clad in gorgeous Turkish-looking uniform with a big white turban and a
+most benignant expression of face, holding his hand out, palm upwards.
+
+I gazed at this apparition—for I had only just returned to Jamaica—with
+paralysed terror, while the smiling ogre came a step nearer and
+repeated his formula in still more persuasive tones. At this moment,
+however, my father appeared and said, “Oh yes, all right; he wants
+you to give him a Christmas-box. Here is something for him.” It
+required even then a certain amount of faith as well as courage to
+put the silver dollar into the outstretched palm, but the man’s joy
+and gratitude showed the interpretation had been quite right. I did
+not dare to say what my alarm had conjured up as the meaning of his
+request, for fear of being laughed at.
+
+As well as I remember, at that Christmas dinner-party—and it was a
+large one—the food was distinctly eccentric, edibles usually boiled
+appearing as roasts and _vice versâ_. The service also was of a
+jerky and spasmodic character, and the authorities wore an air of
+anxiety, which, however, only added to the deep interest I took in
+the situation. But things came to a climax when the plum-pudding,
+which was to have been the great feature of the entertainment, did
+not appear at its proper time and place, and a tragic whisper from
+the butler suggested complications in the background. My father said
+laughingly, “I am sorry to say the cook is drunk and will not part
+with the plum-pudding,” so we went on with the dinner without it. But
+just as the dessert was being put on the table there was a sound as of
+ineffectual scrimmaging outside, and the cook—a huge black man clad in
+spotless white—rushed in bearing triumphantly a large dish, which he
+banged down in front of my father, saying, “Dere, my good massa, dere
+your pudding,” and immediately flung himself into the butler’s arms
+with a burst of weeping. I shall always see that pudding as long as I
+live. It was about the size of an orange and as black as coal. Every
+attempt to cut it resulted in its bounding off the dish, for it was as
+hard as a stone. Though not exactly an object of mirth in itself, it
+certainly was “a cause that mirth was in others,” and so achieved a
+success denied to many a better pudding.
+
+Several years passed before I again came across black servants, and the
+next time was in India. I was not there long enough, nor did I lead a
+sufficiently settled life, to be able to judge of the Indian servant of
+that day. Half my stay in Bengal was spent under canvas, and certainly
+the way in which the servants arranged for one’s comfort under those
+conditions was marvellous. The camp was a very large one, for we were
+making a sort of military promenade from Lucknow up to Lahore—my
+husband being the Commanding Officer of Royal Artillery in Bengal—but
+I only went as far as the foot of the Hills and then up to Simla. It
+was amazing the way in which nothing was ever forgotten or left behind
+during four months’ continuous camp-life. All my possessions had to be
+divided, and, where necessary, duplicated, for what one used on Monday
+would not be get-at-able until Wednesday, and so on all through the
+week. No matter how interesting my book was, I could not go on with it
+for thirty-six hours—_i.e._ from, say Monday night till breakfast-time
+on Wednesday morning. I could have a new volume for Tuesday, but the
+interest of that had also to remain in abeyance until Thursday. Still,
+I would find the book precisely where I laid it down, and if I had put
+a mark, even a flower, it would be found exactly in the right place.
+
+I always wondered when and how the servants rested, for they seemed
+to me to be packing and starting all night long, and yet when the new
+camping-ground was reached the head-servants would always be there in
+snowy garments, as fresh and trim as if they came out of a box. There
+were two sets of under-servants, but the head ones never seemed to be
+off duty.
+
+We started with the first streak of daylight, and there was no choice
+about the matter, for if you did not get up when the first bugle blew,
+your plight would be a sorry one when the canvas walls of the large
+double tent fell flat at the sound of the second bugle, half-an-hour
+later. The roof of the tent was left a few moments longer, so one had
+time for hot fragrant coffee and bread and butter before starting
+either on horse or elephant back. I generally rode on a pad on the
+_hathi’s_ back for the first few miles while it was still dark, and
+mounted my little Arab some six or eight miles further on. The marches
+were as near twenty-five miles daily, as could be arranged to suit the
+Commander-in-Chief’s convenience as to inspections, &c.
+
+Everything was fresh and amusing, but I think I most delighted in
+seeing the modes of progression adopted by the various cooks. Our
+head-cook generally requisitioned a sort of gig, in which he sat in
+state and dignity, with many bundles heaped around him. Part of his
+cavalcade consisted of two or three very small ponies laden with
+paniers, on top of which invariably stood a chicken or two, apparently
+without any fastenings, who balanced themselves in a precarious manner
+according to the pony’s gait. No one seemed to walk except those who
+led the animals, and as the camp numbered some 5000 soldiers and quite
+as many camp-followers the supply-train appeared endless.
+
+Just as we neared the foot of the Himalayan range, where the camp was
+to divide, some of us going up to Simla, leaving a greatly lessened
+force to proceed to Lahore, smallpox appeared among our servants. I
+wonder it did not spread much more, but it was vigorously dealt with
+at the outset. I had as narrow an escape as anybody, for one morning,
+while I was drinking my early coffee and standing quite ready to start
+on our daily march, one of the servants, a very clever, useful Madras
+“boy” whom I had missed from his duties for several days, suddenly
+appeared and cast himself at my feet, clutching my riding-habit and
+begging for some tea. He was quite unrecognisable, so swollen and
+disfigured was his poor face, and I had no idea what was the matter
+with him. He was delirious and apparently half-mad with thirst. The
+doctor had to be fetched to induce him to let me go, and as more than
+once the poor lad had seized my hands and kissed them in gratitude for
+the tea I at once gave him, I suppose I really ran some risks, for
+it turned out to be a very bad case of confluent smallpox. However,
+all the same, he had to be carried along with us in a dhooly until we
+reached a station where he could be put into a hospital.
+
+But certainly the strangest phase of colonial domestics within my
+experience were the New Zealand maid-servants of some thirty-five years
+ago. Perhaps by this time they are “home-made,” and consequently less
+eccentric; but in my day they were all immigrants, and seemed drawn
+almost entirely from the ranks of factory girls. They were respectable
+girls apparently, but with very free and easy manners. However, that
+did not matter. What seriously inconvenienced me at the far up-country
+station where my husband and I had made ourselves a very pretty and
+comfortable home was the absolute and profound ignorance of these
+damsels. They took any sort of place which they fancied, at enormous
+wages, and when they had at great cost and trouble been fetched up to
+their new home I invariably discovered that the cook, who demanded
+and received the wages of a _chef_, knew nothing whatever of any sort
+of cooking and the housemaid, had never seen a broom. They did not
+know how to thread a needle or wash a pocket-handkerchief, and, as I
+thought, must have been waited on all their lives. Indeed, one of my
+great difficulties was to get them away from the rapt admiration with
+which they regarded the most ordinary helps to labour. One day I heard
+peals of laughter from the wash-house, and found the fun consisted in
+the magical way in which the little cottage-mangle smoothed the aprons
+of the last couple of damsels. So I—who was extremely ignorant myself,
+and had no idea how the very beginnings of things should be taught—had
+to impart my slender store of knowledge as best I could. The little
+establishment would have collapsed entirely had it not been for my
+Scotch shepherd’s wife, a dear woman with the manners of a lady and
+the knowledge of a thorough practical housewife. What broke our hearts
+was that we had to begin this elementary course of instruction over
+and over again, as my damsels could not endure the monotony of their
+country life longer than three or four months, in spite of the many
+suitors who came a-wooing with strictly honourable intentions. But the
+young ladies had no idea of giving up their liberty, and turned a deaf
+ear to all matrimonial suggestions, even when one athletic suitor put
+another into the water-barrel to get him out of the way, and urged that
+this step must be taken as a proof of his devotion.
+
+After the New Zealand experiences came a period of English life,
+and I felt much more experienced in domestic matters by the time my
+wandering star led me forth once more and landed me in Natal. In spite,
+however, of this experience, I fell into the mistake of taking out
+three English servants, whom I had to get rid of as soon as possible
+after my arrival. They had all been with me some time in England, and
+I thought I knew them perfectly; but the voyage evidently “wrought
+a sea change” on them, for they were quite different people by the
+time Durban was reached. Two developed tempers for which the little
+Maritzburg house was much too small, and when it came to carving-knives
+hurtling through the air I felt it was more than my nerves could stand.
+The third only broke out in folly, and showed an amount of personal
+vanity which seemed almost to border on insanity. However, I gradually
+replaced them with Zulu servants, in whom I was really very fortunate.
+They learned so easily, and were so good-tempered and docile, their
+only serious fault being the ineradicable tendency to return for a
+while—after a very few “moons” of service—to their kraals. At first I
+thought it was family affection which impelled this constant homing,
+but it was really the desire to get back to the savage life, with its
+gorges of half-raw meat and native beer, and its freedom from clothes.
+It is true I had an occasional very bad quarter of an hour with some of
+my experiments, as, for instance, when I found an embryo valet blacking
+his master’s socks as well as his boots, or detected the nurse-boy
+who was trusted to wheel the perambulator about the garden stuffing a
+half-fledged little bird into the baby’s mouth, assuring me it was a
+diet calculated to make “the little chieftain brave and strong.”
+
+I think, however, quite the most curious instance of the thinness
+of surface civilisation among these people came to me in the case
+of a young Zulu girl who had been early left an orphan and had been
+carefully trained in a clergyman’s family. She was about sixteen years
+old when she came as my nursemaid, and was very plump and comely, with
+a beaming countenance, and the sweetest voice and prettiest manners
+possible. She had a great love of music, and performed harmoniously
+enough on an accordion as well as on several queer little pipes and
+reeds. She could speak, read, and write Dutch perfectly, as well as
+Zulu, and was nearly as proficient in English. She carried a little
+Bible always in her pocket, and often tried my gravity by dropping on
+one knee by my side whenever she caught me sitting down and alone, and
+beginning to read aloud from it. It was quite a new possession, and she
+had not got beyond the opening chapters of Genesis and delighted in the
+story of “Dam and Eva,” as she called our first parents. She proved an
+excellent nurse and thoroughly trustworthy; the children were devoted
+to her, especially the baby, who learned to speak Zulu before English,
+and to throw a reed assegai as soon as he could stand firmly on his
+little fat legs. I brought her to England after she had been about a
+year with me, and she adapted herself marvellously and unhesitatingly
+to the conditions of a civilisation far beyond what she had ever
+dreamed of. After she had got over her surprise at the ship knowing its
+way across the ocean, she proved a capital sailor. She took to London
+life and London ways as if she had never known anything else. The only
+serious mistake she made was once in yielding to the blandishments of
+a persuasive Italian image-man and promising to buy his whole tray of
+statues. I found the hall filled with these works of art, and “Malia”
+tendering, with sweetest smiles, a few pence in exchange for them. It
+was a disagreeable job to have to persuade the man to depart in peace
+with all his images, even with a little money to console him. A friend
+of mine chanced to be returning to Natal, and proposed that I should
+spare my Zulu nurse to her. Her husband’s magistracy being close to
+where Maria’s tribe dwelt, it seemed a good opportunity for “Malia”
+to return to her own country; so of course I let her go, begging my
+friend to tell me how the girl got on. The parting from the little
+boys was a heart-breaking scene, nor was Malia at all comforted by the
+fine clothes all my friends insisted on giving her. Not even a huge
+Gainsborough hat garnished with giant poppies could console her for
+leaving her “little chieftain”; but it was at all events something to
+send her off so comfortably provided for, and with two large boxes of
+good clothes.
+
+In the course of a few months I received a letter from my friend, who
+was then settled in her up-country home, but her story of Maria’s
+doings seemed well-nigh incredible, though perfectly true.
+
+All had gone well on the voyage and so long as they remained at Durban
+and Maritzburg; but as soon as the distant settlement was reached,
+Maria’s kinsmen came around her and began to claim some share in her
+prosperity. Free fights were of constant occurrence, and in one of
+them Maria, using the skull of an ox as a weapon, broke her sister’s
+leg. Soon after that she returned to the savage life she had not known
+since her infancy, and took to it with delight. I don’t know what
+became of her clothes, but she had presented herself before my friend
+clad in an old sack and with necklaces of wild animals’ teeth, and
+proudly announced she had just been married “with cows”—thus showing
+how completely her Christianity had fallen away from her, and she had
+practically returned, on the first opportunity, to the depth of that
+savagery from which she had been taken before she could even remember
+it. I soon lost all trace of her, but Malia’s story has always remained
+in my mind as an amazing instance of the strength of race-instinct.
+
+My next colonial home was in Mauritius, and certainly the servants of
+that day—twenty years ago, alas!—were the best I have ever come across
+out of England. I am told that this is no longer the case, and that
+that type of domestic has been improved and educated into half-starved
+little clerks. The cooks were excellent, so were the butlers. Of
+course, they had all preserved the Indian custom of “dustoor” (I am not
+at all sure of the spelling) or perquisite. In fact, a sort of little
+duty was levied on every article of consumption in a household.
+
+I never shall forget the agony of mind of one of my butlers at having
+handed me a wrong statement of the previous day’s “bazaar.” I had
+really not yet looked at it, but he implored me with such dreadful
+agitation to let him have it back again to “correct” that I read it
+aloud before him, to his utter confusion and abasement. The vendor
+had first put down the price paid him for each article, and then the
+“dustoor” to be added; needless to say, I was to pay the difference,
+and the tax had been amply allowed for in the price charged. As “Gyp”
+would say, Tableau!
+
+Curiously enough, it was the dhoby or washerman class which gave
+the most or rather the only trouble. They—_i.e._ the washerman
+and his numerous wives—fought so dreadfully. Once I received a
+petition requesting me in most pompous language to give the youngest
+or “last-joined” wife a good talking to, for in spite of all
+corrections—that is, beatings—she declined entirely to iron her share
+of the clothes, and had the effrontery to say she had not married an
+ugly old man to have to work hard. The dhoby on his side declared he
+had only incurred the extra expense and bother of a fourth and much
+younger wife in order that the “Grande Madame’s” white gowns might be
+beautifully ironed, fresh every day.
+
+I handed the letter—almost undecipherable on account of its ornate
+penmanship and flourishes—to the A.D.C. who was good enough to help me
+with my domestic affairs, and he must have arranged it satisfactorily,
+for when he left us hurriedly to rejoin his regiment, which had been
+ordered on active service, he received a joint letter of adieu from all
+the dhobies, wishing him every sort of good fortune in the campaign,
+and expressing a hope that he might soon return with “le croix de la
+reine Victoria flottant de sa casaque.” Rather a confusion of ideas,
+but doubtless well meant.
+
+In spite, however, of the general excellence of Mauritius servants,
+my very dignified butler at Réduit cost me the most trying
+experience of my party-giving career. Once upon a time I had an
+archery meeting at Réduit, and a dance afterwards for the young
+people. This programme—combining, as it did, afternoon and evening
+amusements—required a certain amount of organisation as to food. The
+shooting was to go on as long as the light lasted, and it was thought
+better to have the usual refreshments in the tents during that time,
+and then an early and very substantial supper indoors so soon after the
+dancing began as the guests liked to have it.
+
+There used in those days to be an excellent restaurant in Port Louis
+which furnished all the ball suppers. The cost was high, but all
+trouble was saved, and the food provided left nothing to be desired.
+The manager of the “Flore Mauricienne” never made a mistake, and only
+needed to be told how many guests to provide for; everything was then
+sure to be beautifully arranged. So I had no anxieties on the score of
+ample supplies of every obtainable dainty being forthcoming. Great,
+therefore, was my surprise, when, after the first batch of guests had
+been in to the supper-room, I was informed in a tragic whisper that
+everything looked very nice in there, but that there was no second
+supply of food to replenish the tables. This seemed impossible, and I
+sent for the butler and demanded to know what had become of the supper.
+“Monsieur Jorge” smiled blandly and, waving his hands in despair,
+ejaculated “Rien, rien, Madame,” repeatedly. So, although I had not
+intended to go in to supper myself just then, I hastened to the scene.
+There were the lovely tables as usual, a mass of flowers and silver,
+but with empty dishes. I felt as if it must be a bad dream from which I
+should presently awake, but that did not make it less terrible at the
+moment. Of course the A.D.C.s were active and energetic, but they could
+not perform miracles and produce a supper which they had themselves
+ordered and knew had arrived, but which seemed to have vanished into
+thin air. Tins of biscuits were found and sandwiches were hastily cut,
+and every one was most kind and good-natured and full of sympathy for
+me.
+
+If “Monsieur Jorge” and his myrmidons had appeared in the least tipsy,
+the situation would have been less perplexing, but except a profound
+and impenetrable gravity of demeanour every servant seemed quite right.
+My guests danced merrily away, and hunger had no effect on their gay
+humour, but the staff and I (who had had no supper) were plunged in
+melancholy.
+
+The moment our telegraph clerk came on duty next morning a message was
+sent to Port Louis (eight miles off) asking the manager of the “Flore”
+what had become of his supper, and by the time I came down to breakfast
+that worthy had appeared on the scene, and, more versed in the ways
+of Mauritian servants than any of us were, had elicited from Monsieur
+Jorge that he remembered putting the numerous boxes of supper away
+carefully, but where, he could not imagine. The night before he had
+insisted that he had placed all the supper there was, on the tables. So
+a search was instituted, and very soon the melancholy remains of the
+supper were discovered hidden away in an unused room. All the packing
+ice had, of course, melted, and jellies, &c., were reduced to liquid.
+There was about fifty pounds’ worth of food quite spoiled and useless,
+most of it only fit to be thrown away. The manager’s wrath really
+exceeded mine, and he stipulated that not one of the crowd of servants
+should have a crumb of the remains of that supper, which I heard
+afterwards had been given to the garden coolies. As a matter of fact,
+I believe Monsieur Jorge _was_ somewhat tipsy, and it took the form of
+complete loss of memory. But it was a dreadful experience.
+
+From the “belle isle de Maurice” we went to Western Australia, where
+we arrived in the middle of winter, and the contrast seemed great in
+every way, especially in the domestic arrangements, for servants were
+few and far between and of a very elementary stamp of knowledge. I
+tried to remedy that defect by importing maid-servants, but succeeded
+only in acquiring some very strange specimens. In those days Western
+Australia was such an unknown and distant land that the friends at home
+who kindly tried to help me found great difficulty in inducing any good
+servant to venture so far, and although the wages offered must have
+seemed enormous, the good class I wanted could not at first be induced
+to leave England. Later, things improved considerably and we got very
+good servants, but the first importations were very disheartening. I
+used to be so amazed at their love of finery. To see one’s housemaid
+at church absolutely covered with sham diamonds, large rings outside
+her gloves, huge _solitaire_ earrings, and at least a dozen brooches
+stuck about her, was, to say the least of it, startling; so was the
+apparition of my head-cook, whom I sent for hurriedly once, after
+dinner, and who appeared in an evening dress of black net and silver.
+I also recognised the kitchen-maid at a concert in a magnificent pale
+green satin evening dress, which, taken in conjunction with her scarlet
+hair, was rather conspicuous. Of one gentle and timid little housemaid,
+who did not dazzle me with her toilettes, I inquired what she found
+most strange and unexpected in her new home—which, by the way, she
+professed to like very much.
+
+“The lemons, my lady, if you please.”
+
+“Lemons!” I said; “why?”
+
+“Well, it’s their growin’ on trees as is so puzzlin’ like, if you
+please.”
+
+“Where else did you expect them to grow?” I inquired.
+
+“I thought they belonged to the nets. I’d always seen them in nets in
+shops, you know; and lemons looks strange without nets.”
+
+My next and last experience of colonial servants was in Trinidad. By
+this time I had gained so much and such varied experience that there
+was no excuse for things not working smoothly, and as I was fortunate
+in possessing an excellent head-servant who acted as house-steward
+I had practically no trouble at all, beyond a little anxiety at any
+time of extra pressure about the head-cook, who had not only heart
+disease, but when drunk flew into violent rages. Our doctor had warned
+the house-steward that this man—who was a half-caste Portuguese from
+Goa—might drop dead at any moment if he gave way to temper and drink
+combined. So it was always an anxious time when balls and banquets and
+luncheons followed each other in quick succession. On these occasions,
+besides his two permanent assistants, G. was allowed a free hand as
+to engaging outside help. But he seemed to take that opportunity to
+bring in his bitterest foes, to judge by the incessant quarrels,
+all of long standing, which poor Mr. V. (the house-steward) had to
+arrange. I only did the complimenting, and after each ball supper or
+big dinner sent for the cook and paid him extravagant compliments
+on his efforts. That was the only way to keep him going, and things
+went well on the surface; but there were tragic moments to be lived
+through when the said cook had refreshed himself a little too often,
+and about midday would declare he had no idea what all these people
+were doing in his kitchens, and, arming himself with a rolling-pin,
+would drive them forth with much obloquy. I chanced to be looking out
+of my dressing-room window one day when he started a raid on the _corps
+d’armée_ of black girls who were busily picking turkeys and fowls for
+the next night’s ball supper. I never saw anything so absurd as the way
+the girls fled into the neighbouring nutmeg-grove, each clasping her
+half-picked fowls and scattering the feathers out of her apron as she
+ran with many “hi! hi’s!”
+
+I really began to think it would be necessary to summon the police
+sentries to protect them, for G. was flinging all sorts of fruit and
+vegetables at them, and had quite got their range. However, as Mr.
+V. emerged from his office and began to inquire of the cook if he
+was anxious to die on the spot, I only looked on. At first there was
+nothing but rage and fury on the cook’s part, to which Mr. V. opposed
+an imperturbable calm and the emphatic repetition of the doctor’s
+warning. Then came a burst of weeping, caused, G. declared, by his
+sense of the wickedness of the human race in general and “dem girls”
+in particular. After that a deep peace seemed to suddenly descend on
+the scene, and the cook returned to his large and airy kitchens, still
+weeping bitterly. Mr. V. vanished, the picking girls reappeared one
+by one, and, cautiously looking round to see if it was safe to do so,
+took up their former positions under shady trees. Presently I saw other
+forms stealing back into the kitchens, from which they too had been
+forcibly ejected; and then I heard the cook’s voice start one of Moody
+and Sankey’s hymns, with apparently fifty verses and a rousing chorus.
+After that I had no misgivings as to the success of the supper.
+
+We succeeded, as it were, to most of our servants, for they had
+nearly all been at Government House for some years, and at all events
+knew their duties. I met one functionary, whose face I did not seem
+to know, on the staircase one day, and inquired who he was. “Me
+second butlare, please,” was the answer. The first “butlare” was an
+intensely respectable middle-aged man, of apparently deeply religious
+convictions, and I always saw him at church every Sunday, and he was a
+regular and most devout communicant. Judge, then, of my surprise and
+dismay, when, poor Jacob having died rather suddenly of heart disease,
+I was assured that four separate and distinct Mrs. Jacobs had appeared,
+each clad in deepest widow’s weeds, and each armed with orthodox
+“lines” to claim the small arrears of his monthly pay. But I am afraid
+that similar inconsistencies between theory and practice are by no
+means uncommon in those “Summer Isles of Eden.”
+
+
+
+
+XV
+
+INTERVIEWS
+
+
+My experience of being interviewed began many years before the
+invention of the present fashion of demanding from perfect strangers
+answers to questions which one’s most intimate friend would hesitate to
+ask. My interviewers had not the smallest desire to be informed as to
+what I liked to eat or drink, or at what hour I got up of a morning.
+The conversation on these occasions used to be strictly confined to my
+visitor’s own affairs. Perhaps “strictly” is not the word I want, for
+I well remember that my greatest difficulty at these interviews was to
+keep the information showered on me at all to the subject in hand, and
+to avoid incessant parenthetical reminiscences of bygone events.
+
+Both in Natal and Mauritius we lived so far away from the town that it
+was too much trouble for the interviewer to seek me out, nor indeed do
+I remember hearing of cases which needed help and advice there so often
+as at other places.
+
+My real _début_ in being interviewed was made in Western Australia
+some twenty years ago in the dear old primitive days, when I felt that
+I was the squire’s wife and the rector’s wife rolled into one, and most
+of the troubles used to be brought straight to me. Indeed, so numerous
+were my visitors of this class that a special room had to be set aside
+in which to receive them; and certainly, if its walls had tongues as
+well as ears, some droll confidences might be betrayed by them.
+
+But I must confess I began badly. Almost my first visitor in that room
+was a “pensioner’s” widow. There can be very few “pensioners” left now,
+for fifteen years ago, when we left dear Western Australia, hardly
+thirty of the old “Enrolled Guard” survived. The colloquial name by
+which they were known in those latter days was Pensioner, though it
+does not really express their status.
+
+Fifty years ago a large military force had been sent out to the Swan
+River Settlement—all that was then known of a colony now a million
+square miles in extent—to guard the convicts asked for by the first
+settlers to help them to make roads and bridges and public buildings.
+After twenty years the deportation of convicts to Western Australia
+ceased, and the troops were withdrawn.
+
+As, however, it was desirable to induce respectable settlers to make
+the colony their home, special advantages had been offered to soldiers
+to remain and take up free grants of land. Many of those who had wives
+and families accepted the offer, and, whenever they proved to be sober
+and industrious men, did extremely well. In addition to the liberal
+grants of land, each man was given a small pension, and ever since the
+convicts left his military functions had been confined to mounting
+guard at Government House. Even that slight duty came to an end,
+however, during our stay, and smart young policemen replaced the old
+veterans in out-of-date uniforms, their breasts covered with numerous
+medals for active service in all parts of the globe.
+
+But to return to my first interviewer—an old Irishwoman, very feeble
+and very poor, her man long since dead, and the children apparently
+scattered to the four winds of heaven; the grant of land sold, the
+money spent, the pension always forestalled, and the inevitable
+objection to entering the colonial equivalent for “the House.” To more
+practised ears it would no doubt have sounded a suspicious story, but
+it went to my heart, and I gave the poor old body some tea and sugar,
+an order for a little meat, and—fatal mistake—a few shillings. Next day
+there was a coroner’s inquest on the charred remains of my unfortunate
+friend, who had got, as it seems she usually did, very drunk, and had
+tumbled into her own fireplace. Every one seemed to know how weak and
+foolish I had been in the matter of even that small gift of money,
+and the newspapers hinted that I must be a Political Economist of
+the lowest type! So pensioners’ widows tried in vain to “put the
+com-mether” on me after that experience.
+
+“If you please, my lady, an ’Indoo wants to speak to you,” ushered in a
+little later my next interviewer. I beheld a small, trim, and cleanly
+clad little man entering at the door. His request was for a pedlar’s
+licence. I timidly pointed out that I did not deal in such things, and
+that he must have been wrongly advised to apply to me for the document.
+This brought on a rambling story, very difficult to comprehend until I
+furbished up the scanty remains of my own knowledge of Hindustani. I
+then gathered that my friend was somewhat of a black sheep in character
+as well as complexion, and had so indifferent a record in the police
+sheets that he could not get a licence to start a hawker’s cart unless
+some one would become security for his good behaviour. He explained
+very carefully how he could manage to raise sufficient money to stock
+his cart, but no one would go security for him. I knew that hawkers
+made quite a good living in the thinly populated parts of the colony,
+and he seemed desperately in earnest in his desire to make a fresh
+start and gain his bread honestly. I told him that I would consult
+the Commissioner of Police and see him again; which I did, with the
+result that I went security for his good conduct myself! No doubt it
+was a rash thing to do, but I wanted him to have another chance, and
+I impressed on him how keenly I should feel the disgrace if he did
+not run straight. “Very good, lady Sahib; I won’t disgrace you,” were
+his last words in his own language; and he never did. It all turned
+out like a story in a book, and two or three times a year my “Indoo”
+turned up, bringing a smiling little wife and an ever-increasing series
+of babies, to report himself as being on the high road to fortune, if
+not actually at her temple gate. It was one of the most satisfactory
+interviews that little back room witnessed.
+
+Sometimes I had a very bad quarter of an hour trying to explain to the
+relatives of prisoners that I did not habitually carry the key of the
+big Jail in my pocket, and so was unable to go up that very moment,
+unlock its door, and let out their, of course, quite wrongfully tried
+and convicted friends. I have often been asked, “Why did you see these
+weeping women at all?” but at the time it was very hard to refuse,
+for, in so small a community as it then was, one knew something of the
+circumstances, and how hardly the trouble or disgrace pressed on the
+innocent members of the family. Sympathy was all there was to give, and
+it was impossible to withhold that.
+
+Looking back on those interviews one sees how comedy treads all through
+life on the heels of tragedy, and I am sure to a listener the comic
+element, even in the most pathetic tales, would have been supplied
+by my legal axioms. I used to invent them on the spot in the wildest
+manner, and I observed they always brought great comfort, which is
+perhaps more than can be claimed for the real thing. For instance,
+when I was very hard put to it once to persuade a weeping girl who had
+flung herself on her knees at my feet, and was entreating me to at once
+release her brother, who was in prison for manslaughter, that I had no
+power to give the order she begged for, I cried, “Why, my poor girl,
+the Queen of England could not do such a thing, how much less the wife
+of a Governor? I dare not even speak to my husband on the subject.” I
+have often wondered since if the first part of that assertion was true.
+The second certainly was.
+
+Although I could not promise to overthrow the action of the Supreme
+Court in the high-handed manner demanded of me, still I have never
+regretted my habit of seeing these poor women and listening to their
+sad stories. It really seemed to comfort them a little to know how
+truly sorry I felt for them, and I always tried to keep up their own
+self-respect, and so help them over the dark days. I had very few
+demands on me for money, which was seldom needed for such cases; only
+when illness—rare in the beautiful climate—supervened, was that sort of
+aid at all necessary.
+
+But my interviewers did not invariably consist of supplicants against
+the course of justice. When it was found that a visit to me did not
+affect in any way the carrying out of the just-passed sentence, my
+petitioners fell off in numbers, for which I was very thankful.
+Sometimes I received visits of the gratitude which is so emphatically
+a sense of favours to come, but I very soon learned the futility of
+attempting to deal with those daughters of the horse-leech, and cut
+their visits as short as I could.
+
+Once, however, after a brief interview with a fluent and very red-faced
+lady, leading a demure little boy by the hand, a great and bitter cry
+was raised in my establishment, and I was implored by my housemaids
+not to “see any more of them hussies.” The lady in question said she
+came to thank me for letting her dear, innocent, good little boy out
+of the reformatory. In vain I protested that I knew nothing whatever
+about the matter. The boy had been one of six or seven little waifs
+who had been sent to the reformatory on Rottnest Island, where we
+always spent our summers. These children used to come down to me every
+Sunday afternoon for a sort of Bible lesson, which I tried to make as
+interesting as I could; but beyond their names I knew nothing about
+them. I found that they were well taught and cared for, and, as they
+could not possibly escape from the island (I never heard that they
+had ever tried to do so), were allowed a good deal of liberty after
+the hours spent in school or the carpenter’s shop. I presume this
+boy’s sentence had expired in due course, and that he had returned
+to his loving mother; hence the wail from my distracted handmaidens,
+who found empty clothes-lines in the back-yard, through which these
+visitors had departed, taking with them all the socks, stockings, and
+pocket-handkerchiefs of the whole household. As a feat of legerdemain
+it certainly deserves credit for the rapidity with which it was done,
+as well as the way the articles had been hidden so as to escape the
+sentries’ eyes. I don’t know what happened to the lady, who I heard
+was quickly caught, but I saw the little boy, looking as cherubic as
+ever, the next summer when we went over to Rottnest. The subject was,
+however, never alluded to between us, and he used to get his stick of
+barley sugar as did the others after the Bible lesson was ended.
+
+Once I had a visit from a delightful old gentleman who certainly
+possessed the nicest “derangement of epitaphs” I have ever met with in
+real life. And he was so proud of his choice language, and repeated his
+distorted expressions so constantly, that I don’t know how I preserved
+the smallest show of gravity. He was an office-keeper of some sort,
+and was threatened with the loss of his post for neglect of duty. “You
+know, my lady, it’s with regard to that there orfice fire. I never
+did know fires was my special providence, never. No one could be more
+partikler than me about my dooty. Why, when we was over at Rottnest
+last year, I was always a prevaricating with the shore for orders.
+There was never no inadvartences about me, never;” and so on. I wish I
+could remember half his flowers of rhetoric.
+
+There was, however, one class of interviewer of whom I saw far too many
+specimens during the last year or two of my stay in Western Australia.
+The colony had been making great progress in every direction. The first
+indications of its splendid gold-fields were passing from vague rumours
+to hopeful facts. Railways were being rapidly pushed on to every point
+of the compass, work at high wages was plentiful, and every week
+brought shiploads of men for the railways and all other public works.
+As a rule, I believe, the immigrants were fairly satisfactory, and I
+heard of the various contractors gladly absorbing large numbers of
+workmen. In many instances these men brought their wives and families
+with them, and it was with the modern colonist’s wife that my troubles
+began.
+
+I had heard wonderful stories of the struggles and hardships of the
+early settlers, and admired the splendid spirit in which the older sons
+and daughters started empire-building. One dear old lady showed me the
+packing-case of a grand piano, which she declared she should always
+treasure, as she had brought up a large and healthy family in it.
+
+“You see, my dear, my piano was not much use to me in those days, and I
+don’t know what became of it, but the case made a splendid crêche for
+the babies.” And on every side I saw instances of difficulties overcome
+and hardships borne with the same indomitable pluck and cheerfulness.
+But the modern colonist’s wife is a very different lady. We seem to
+have educated the original woman off the face of the earth, and we have
+got instead a discontented, helpless sort of person, who is wretched
+without all the latest forms of civilisation, who wants “a little ’ome”
+where she can put her fans and yellow vases on the walls, and sit
+indoors and do crewel work.
+
+One woman wept scalding tears over the cruel fate which brought her to
+a country as yet innocent of Kindergartens. She had two sweet little
+girl-babies, certainly under three years old, who looked the picture of
+rosy health. I tried to comfort her by saying that surely there was no
+hurry about their education.
+
+“Oh no, it’s not the schooling I mind, ma’am,” she sobbed; “it’s the
+getting ’em out of the way. They do mess about so, and I want ’em
+kept safe and quiet out of the house.” This elegant lady’s hardships
+consisted in being required to go a hundred miles or so up the railway
+line to live in a little township, where her husband had highly paid
+work. She wished me to tell him that she could not possibly go away
+from Perth, though she despised our little capital very heartily. I
+declined to interfere, and told her she ought to be ashamed of herself,
+so she ended the interview by sobbing out that “she did think a lady as
+was a lady might feel for her.”
+
+“And what can I do for you?” was my question to a neat, rather nervous
+young woman, who said she was Mrs. Jakes.
+
+“Well, mum, would you be so good as to ask his Excellency to order Mr.
+——” (the great contractor of that day) “to send my ’usband back to me.”
+
+“Why?” I inquired.
+
+“Well, mum, Jakes, he wants me to go up the line ever so far and live
+in a bush, leastways in a tent, and I never can do it.”
+
+“Dear me, why not?” I inquired. “Many of my friends camp out in the
+bush, and like it very much. Why don’t you go?”
+
+With a deeply disgusted glance at my cheerful aspect Mrs. Jakes
+answered with dignity, “I don’t ’old with living among wild beasts,
+mum, and Jakes ought to be ashamed of ’isself asking a decent woman to
+go and live in bushes with lions and tigers.”
+
+As soon as I could speak for laughing, I assured Mrs. Jakes that
+the forests of Western Australia were absolutely innocent of such
+denizens, but she did not seem to willingly believe my assertions, and
+left me much disappointed at my advice to go up and join her husband,
+who was perfectly well and happy, and working for excellent wages.
+
+I stopped at that very same road-side station later, in one of my
+spring excursions after wild flowers, and I inquired if Jakes was
+still working there. “Yes; he is a capital man, and is now foreman,
+getting over two pounds a week.” So then I asked to be conducted to
+his tent, which I found pitched in a lovely sylvan glade, and there,
+to my great satisfaction, I saw Mrs. Jakes preparing his tea. She was
+fain to confess that bush-life was very different from her alarming
+anticipations of it. She looked ever so much better herself, and the
+children, whom I carried off to tea with me—only on account of the
+buns—were as rosy as the dawn.
+
+Some of my interviews were too sad to be spoken of here: interviews
+in which I had often to helplessly witness the awful creeping back to
+the capacity for suffering which is the worst stage in that long _viâ
+dolorosa_.
+
+One terrible night, spent in walking up and down the shore at Rottnest
+with a distracted lighthouse-keeper, who had just heard that his
+young wife had been wrecked and lost on her way out to him, can never
+be forgotten. The poor man was literally beside himself. His mates
+brought him down to me, declaring that they could not manage him,
+and felt sure he meant to jump into the sea. There was not much to
+be said, so we paced the shore in the moonlight outside my house in
+silence. I did not dare to leave him for a moment, and it was not until
+I saw the smoke of the kitchen fire very early in the morning that
+I took him indoors, gave him some hot tea, and made him go and lie
+down. He promised me, like a child, “to be good,” and kept his word
+bravely—poor, heart-broken mourner.
+
+And then there was my “loving boy Corny,” a red-headed imp of mischief,
+whose mother used, when he “drove her past her patience,” to bring
+him to me to scold. Poor Corny’s mischief was only animal spirits
+unemployed, and we became great friends. The difficulty was to induce
+Corny to go to school or to learn anything, but it chanced that I was
+going to England for a few months, and Corny declared himself grieved,
+so I promised to write to him regularly, if he would learn to write
+to me, which he did with ease, clever little monkey that he was, and
+signed himself as above. From what I knew of Corny I strongly suspect
+he would be one of the very first to volunteer for service in South
+Africa. Our troublesome boys generally make splendid “soldiers of the
+Queen,” and bestow their troublesomeness on her enemies.
+
+Instead of interviews, which were seldom or never asked for in the
+next colonies we went to, I was assailed by letters, which, however,
+were chiefly directed to the Governor, who passed on some to me to
+inquire into, though the Inspector-General of Police made short work
+of those submitted to him. A visit from a constable to the suppliant’s
+address would generally discover the existence of a very different
+state of affairs from what was represented in the piteous application.
+A youthful and starving family, afflicted by divers strange maladies,
+would resolve itself into a comfortable old couple, who could not even
+be made the least ashamed of their barefaced imposture.
+
+The language employed in these begging letters was of the finest,
+if not always the most intelligible. I sometimes wondered in what
+dictionary they found the words they used. For instance, here is a
+literal copy of what I imagine was meant for a sort of appeal from a
+decision on a very barefaced case of imposture. “We rectitudely beg to
+recognise our hesitation of his Excy^s dogma thereon.”
+
+Perhaps the most wonderful of these epistles purported to come from
+an old woman who begged for money, and detailed her ill-success in
+obtaining an order for a coffin for her daughter, who, she declared,
+was “in a ridiculous condition on the roof of her cottage.” This
+statement seemed to open up such a vista of horrors that a mounted
+policeman was at once despatched to inquire into the case. It was then
+found that the young lady was in rude health and wanted the money for
+toilette purposes.
+
+One of the most unsatisfactory interviews I ever had was in one of
+those languid sunny isles. My interviewer was a nice, pretty young
+widow, slightly coloured, who had lost her excellent husband under
+very sad and sudden circumstances. Of course, help was forthcoming for
+the moment, but it was suggested that I should try to find out from
+her how she could be helped to earn her own living. She appeared at
+the stated hour, most beautifully and expensively dressed, and had
+charming, gentle manners. But any one so helpless I never came across.
+She seemed to have received a fairly good education, but to be quite
+incapable of using it. I asked if she would undertake the care of
+little children. “Oh, no!” she “did not like children.” Could she set
+up as a dressmaker? “Oh, no!” she “did not like dressmaking,” and so
+on through every sort of occupation. There were plenty of openings for
+any talent of any sort which she might possess. At last, in despair, I
+asked if she had a plan of her own, and it seems she had, but the plan
+consisted in my making her a handsome weekly allowance out of a large
+fund which she had been told I had at my disposal. This I energetically
+denied, so at last she wound up by asking if I would order a certain
+insurance office to pay her a small sum for which her husband’s life
+had been insured. I suggested that no doubt she would receive the money
+in due time without my interference. But she thought not, “Because the
+premiums had not been paid lately, as she always wanted the money for
+something else.” Dress, I should think.
+
+I often wish I had kept any of the wonderful letters we received upon
+every sort of subject. One was addressed to “Sa Majesté le Roi de
+Trinidad,” and contained a request for a decoration or order of some
+unknown kind. Another, with a similar address, only asked for stamps.
+It appeared later that both these epistles were intended for the other
+Trinidad, which at present is only inhabited by hermit-crabs, and
+certainly could not be expected to furnish either commodity.
+
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+A COOKING MEMORY
+
+
+I often think, as I pass the handsome and substantial building in
+Buckingham Palace Road, known as the National School of Cookery, how
+much it has grown and developed since my day, nearly thirty years ago.
+
+That was indeed the “day of small things,” for we started work in a
+series of sheds, lent by the trustees of the South Kensington Museum,
+in Exhibition Road, near what used to be the temporary site of the
+Royal School of Art Needlework. The idea originated with the late Sir
+Henry Cole, and was one of the many excellent plans he conceived and
+started. As often happens, the first outcome of Sir Henry’s scheme
+proved widely different from his original intention; but on the whole
+there is no doubt that the teaching of the National School of Cookery
+has worked a great improvement in our culinary ideas and knowledge.
+
+Sir Henry at once gathered a strong working committee together,
+including the late Duke of Westminster, the late Lord Granville, Mr.
+Hans Busk, Sir Daniel Cooper, Mr. (Rob Roy) McGregor and many other
+experts. I was asked to be the first Lady Superintendent, to my deep
+amazement, for I have never cared in the least what I ate, provided
+it was “neat and clean.” I was a very busy woman in those days, and
+it seemed difficult to give the necessary time to the school, from 10
+A.M. to 4.30 P.M. every day except Saturday afternoon. I have, however,
+never regretted the extra work my acceptance entailed, for it was of
+incalculable benefit to me to learn Sir Henry Cole’s method of dealing
+with subjects, and to watch his habits of patient attention and care of
+even the minutest details.
+
+We started with very little money to our credit—as well as I remember,
+less than two hundred pounds; but Sir Henry had thorough confidence
+in the depth of the purse of the British public. This confidence
+was abundantly justified, for want of money was never one of the
+difficulties besetting our earliest efforts towards teaching a better
+kind of cooking. We at once set to work to provide ourselves with
+really good cooks, and in this respect we were exceptionally fortunate,
+for three out of the five young women we selected remained with us many
+years, and indeed they were all very satisfactory. The only thing I had
+to teach them was how to impart their knowledge, for they jibbed, as
+it were, at the idea of having to speak aloud, especially to ladies.
+There were dreadful moments when I feared I should never be able to
+induce them to accompany their lessons by a few explanatory words,
+loud enough to be heard, at every stage of the dish. I acted a whole
+benchful of pupils of every grade of ignorance before them, without
+eliciting anything beyond painfully deep blushes or an occasional
+laugh. So long as I was the only imaginary pupil we did not make much
+progress; but at last I left them alone, to get on their own way,
+with just two or three clever girls as their first pupils, whom I
+had previously begged to ask every sort of question about the very
+beginning of things.
+
+It is pleasant to think that my successor—who is still the lady
+superintendent of the school—was one of those same pupils, and so took
+an early part in removing one of the greatest difficulties. In spite
+of much impatience on the part of the public, who were, as usual,
+possessed by an erroneous idea of what the work of the school aimed at,
+we had to devote some weeks to this same teaching of the teachers, and
+organisation of what was to be taught.
+
+There was no difficulty about providing ranges and stoves of every sort
+and kind, for the makers of such wares offered us numerous samples. It
+was, however, necessary for the five cooks to sit in judgment on each
+novelty, and decide whether it was worth accepting, for of course
+we wanted to use the best sort of cooking apparatus, but yet not to
+depart too much from familiar paths. We felt sure it would be of no
+use teaching beginners to cook on a stove or range which, from its
+costliness or some other reason, would be rarely met with. Every sort
+of cooking utensil was also offered to us free of expense, besides many
+and various kinds of patent fuel; but this latter gift was invariably
+declined with thanks by the cooks, who would have none of it.
+
+Sir Henry Cole had foreseen that we ought to begin at the very
+beginning, so the first thing taught was how to clean a stove with all
+its flues, puzzling little doors, &c. Then it was ordained that the
+practical pupil was to be shown how to clean, quickly and thoroughly,
+saucepans, fryingpans, and in short all kitchen utensils. This was
+followed by a course of scrubbing tables and hearths. The morning
+lessons were devoted generally to the acquisition of this useful
+knowledge, supplemented by little lectures on choosing provisions,
+and how to tell good from bad, fresh from stale, and so forth. In the
+afternoons—for the poor cooks had to be given an interval of rest and
+refreshment—the lessons were given in two ways: by demonstration,
+where the instructor prepared the dish before her class from the
+beginning, and the pupils watched the process and took notes; or
+else by practical experience, where they prepared and cooked the dish
+themselves under the cook’s superintendence.
+
+In those early days we attempted the cooking only of simple food; such
+as soups and broths, plain joints, simple entrées, pastry, puddings,
+jellies, salads, and such like. One day was set apart entirely for
+learning “sick-room cookery,” and this was found to be very popular,
+only the pupils invariably began by asking to be shown how to make
+poultices! I soon observed that each of these very nice cooks of ours
+excelled in just _one_ thing, and so they had to fall into line, as
+it were, and the soup-lesson would be given by the expert in soups,
+and so all through. Fortunately one dear, nice little woman had a
+perfect genius for sick-room cookery, and that day’s lessons were
+confided entirely to her. Not one of them, however, could make really
+good pastry, for we aimed at producing the very best of everything
+we attempted. I tried in vain to get it right, until I mentioned my
+difficulty to Lord Granville, who at once sent his _chef_ down to give
+private lessons to the cook whose ideas on pastry were most nearly
+what we wanted. This was a great help and of immense benefit; but I
+was much amused when, a week or two after, as I was sitting in my
+little office—all very shabby and inconvenient, but we were too deeply
+interested to mind trifles—a most elegant young gentleman appeared,
+faultlessly attired, and carrying a large envelope, which, with a
+beautiful bow, he tendered to me.
+
+“What is this?” I inquired.
+
+“A State Paper on Pastry, Madam,” was the answer, and the bearer of the
+important document proved to be the _chef_ himself, who had taken the
+trouble to commit his lesson to paper.
+
+At last everything was ready, and one fine Monday morning the school
+opened its doors to a perfect rush of pupils. We ought to have been
+happy, but Sir Henry certainly was not, for these same pupils were by
+no means the class he wanted to get at. Fine ladies of every rank, rich
+women, gay Americans in beautiful clothes, all thronged our kitchens,
+and the waiting carriages looked as if a smart party were going on
+within our dingy sheds. It was certainly a very curious craze, and
+I can answer for its lasting the two years I was superintendent. I
+asked many of the ladies why they insisted on coming to learn how to
+clean kitchen ranges and scrub wooden tables, as nothing short of a
+revolution could possibly make such knowledge useful to them, and I
+received very curious answers. One friend said it was because of their
+Scotch shooting-box, where such knowledge would come in very handy; but
+this statement has never been borne out by any subsequent experience
+of my own. Others said they wanted to set an example. Some stated that
+their husbands wished it; but I cannot imagine why, as they were all
+people who could afford excellent cooks.
+
+For a long time we could not get one of the class we wanted, nor did a
+single servant come to learn, though the fees were purposely made as
+low as possible—in fact, almost nominal for servants. We also wished to
+get hold of the class of young matron who is represented in _Punch_ as
+timidly imploring her cook “not to put lumps in the melted butter,” but
+even they were very shy of coming. Sometimes, I think, they were really
+ashamed of their stupendous and amazing ignorance, for it was in that
+rank we found, when we did catch one or two, that the most absolute
+want of knowledge of the simplest domestic details existed. Whether or
+no it is due to the many schools of cookery which now happily exist
+all over Great Britain, I will not venture to say; but surely it would
+be impossible nowadays for any young woman to give me the answer one
+of our earliest pupils gave. She was very young and very pretty, and
+we all consequently took the greatest interest in her progress; but
+alas! she was privately reported to me as being a most unpromising
+subject. One day, when her lesson was just over, I chanced to meet her
+and inquired how she was getting on. She took the most hopeful view,
+and declared she “knew a lot.” I next asked her to tell me what she had
+learned that day.
+
+“Oh, let me see; we’ve been doing breakfast dishes, I think.”
+
+“And what did you learn about them?”
+
+“I learned”—this with an air of triumph—“that they are all the same
+eggs which you poach or boil. I always thought they were a different
+sort of egg, a different _shape_, you know!”
+
+I think one of my greatest worries was the way in which the British
+middle-class matron regarded the National School of Cookery as an
+institution for supplying her with an excellent cook, possessing all
+the virtues as well as all the talents, at very low wages. Every post
+brought me sheaves and piles of letters entering into the minutest
+details of the writers’ domestic affairs, and requesting—I might
+almost say ordering—me to send them down next day one of the treasures
+I was supposed to manufacture and turn out by the score. In vain I
+published notices that the school was not a registry office, and that
+no cooks could be “sent from it.” Sometimes I tried to cope with any
+particularly beseeching matron by writing to explain the nature of the
+undertaking, and suggesting that she should send her cook, or _a_ cook,
+to learn; but this always made her very indignant. At last I found the
+only way to get rid of the intolerable nuisance of such correspondents
+was to answer by a lithographed post-card, stating that the school
+did not undertake to supply cooks. This missive appeared to act as
+a bombshell in the establishment; for apparently the existing cook
+immediately gave warning, eliciting one more despairing shriek of “See
+what you have done,” to me, from the persevering mistress. I was not,
+however, so inhuman as to launch this missile until I had many times
+said the same thing, either by letter or by enclosing printed notices
+of the work and plan of the school.
+
+I often wonder we had not more accidents, considering the crass
+ignorance of our ladies. Oddly enough, the only alarming episode came
+to us from a girl of the people, one of four who had begged to be
+allowed to act as kitchen-maids. Their idea was a good one, for of
+course they got their food all day, and were at least in the way of
+picking up a good deal of useful knowledge. These girls also cleaned
+up after the class was over, so saving the poor weary cooks, who early
+in the undertaking remarked, with a sigh, “The young ladies do make
+such a mess, to be sure!” Well, this girl, who was very steady and
+hard-working, but abnormally stupid, saw fit one morning to turn on
+the gas in certain stoves some little time beforehand. The sheds were
+so airy—to say the least of it—that there was not sufficient smell to
+attract any one’s attention, and the gas accumulated comfortably in
+the stoves until the class started work. It chanced to be a lesson in
+cooking vegetables, and potatoes were the “object.” About twenty-five
+small saucepans had been filled with water and potatoes, and the next
+step was to put them on to boil. I was not in that kitchen at the
+moment, or I hope I should have perceived the escape, and have had the
+common-sense to forbid a match being struck to light the gas in certain
+stoves. But I was near enough to hear a loud “pouf,” followed by cries
+of alarm and dismay, and I rushed in while the potatoes were still in
+the air, for they went up as high as ever they could get. Happily no
+one was hurt, though a good deal of damage was done to some of the
+stoves; but it was a very narrow escape, owing doubtless to the space
+and involuntary ventilation of these same sheds. In the midst of my
+alarm I well remember the ridiculous effect of that rain of potatoes.
+Every one had forgotten all about them, and their re-appearance created
+as much surprise as though such things had never existed.
+
+I am afraid the object of much of the severity of cleanliness taught
+in the morning lessons was to discourage the numerous fine and smart
+ladies who beset our doors, though Sir Henry had always declared
+it was only to test their intentions. I always made a round of the
+kitchens after work had been started, and it was really touching to
+see beautiful gowns pinned back and covered by large coarse aprons,
+and jewelled hands wielding scrubbing brushes. Once, as I came round
+the corner, I heard one of the cook teachers say to a fair pupil who
+was kneeling amid a great slop of soapy water, and calling upon her to
+admire the scrubbing of a kitchen table, “No, my lady, I’m afraid that
+won’t do at all. You see her ladyship” (that was I, _bien entendu_) “is
+a tiger about the legs!” I certainly had no idea such was my character.
+
+I wonder what has become of all the certificates gained, with a great
+deal of trouble and fatigue, by strict and lengthy examinations, which
+used to be so proudly exhibited, framed and glazed, in stately mansions
+thirty years ago.
+
+Of course there were absurd proposals made to us of all sorts and
+kinds. It was suggested by some wiseacres that we should instruct both
+the army and navy, to say nothing of the merchant service. I entreated
+to be allowed first to teach the ordinary middle-class cook of the
+British Empire, before I soared to the instruction of its gallant
+defenders. True, that same cook was a very shy bird to catch, and
+I really never caught her in the two short years of my management;
+but I am glad to know that my successor has since managed to attract
+and teach the exact class we always wanted to reach. The odd thing
+is, that the cooks generally did not want to be taught, and I have
+constantly known of lessons being declined, even when they were offered
+at the expense of the mistress. No reason whatever against the method
+of the school was given, and the refusal seemed to spring merely
+from a dislike to be taught: “Thank you, ma’am; I had rather not,”
+being the general formula. I know of one or two instances where an
+excellent teacher had been sent down from the school by special request
+to a small town some thirty miles from London, but when the various
+mistresses in the neighbourhood attempted to form a class of pupils
+from their own servants and at their own expense, they were met on all
+sides by flat refusals, and assurances that the cooks would rather
+give up their situations than join a cooking class. Those were among
+the early and the most disheartening difficulties of the school. If we
+could only have infused the desire for culinary knowledge, which seemed
+suddenly to take possession of the ladies, into the minds of their
+humbler sisters, how glad we should have been!
+
+I cannot conclude this paper without telling of one of my own most
+confusing experiences, the problem of which has never been solved. One
+day I received a letter stating that the writer was most anxious to
+become a pupil of the school. It was from a young curate in a distant
+and out-of-the-way part of the north (I think) of England. I never
+read a more clever and amusing letter, describing his sufferings in
+the food line at the hands of the good woman who “did” for him in his
+modest lodging. He was evidently desperate, and professed himself
+determined to learn how to cook, so as to be independent of this dame.
+But although I assured him of my profound sympathy and pity, I had
+at the same time to decline him as a pupil, alleging that we did not
+teach men at all. Letter after letter followed this pronouncement of
+mine, each one droller than the last, though the poor man was evidently
+in deadly earnest all the time. He pleaded and besought in the most
+eloquent words, assuring me of his harmless nature and wishes, offering
+to send testimonials as to character, &c., from his bishop, or his
+rector’s wife, anything, in short, that I required to convince me of
+his worthiness. I had no time, however, to waste on so fruitless,
+though so amusing, a correspondence, and I had to cut it short, by
+merely repeating the rule, and declining peremptorily to go on with the
+subject. I had nearly forgotten all about it, when, one morning, some
+weeks later, my deputy-superintendent came into my office and said:—
+
+“There is such a queer girl among the new pupils this morning.”
+
+“Is there? What is she like?” I asked rather indifferently, for a
+“queer girl” was by no means unknown in the crowded classes.
+
+“Well, she is so big and so awkward, as if she had never worn
+petticoats before, and has such huge hands and feet, and quite short
+hair with a cap, and, oh! such a deep voice. But she works very hard,
+and is rushing through her lesson at a great rate.”
+
+“What is her name?” I asked, as a light seemed suddenly to dawn on me.
+
+“Miss—Miss—oh, here it is,” said the deputy-lady, holding out the
+counterfoil of her book of receipts for fees. “She sent me up a
+post-office order for the fees some little time ago, but there was no
+room for her in any class until to-day.”
+
+I looked at the name, rather a remarkable one, though I have quite
+forgotten it, turned to the letter-book, and, lo, it was the same as
+the curate’s! I did not say anything to my second in command, but
+made an opportunity for going into the kitchen where the “queer girl”
+would be at work. No need to ask for her to be pointed out, for a more
+singular-looking being I never beheld, working away with feverish
+energy. The cook who was giving the lesson told me afterwards that
+the dismay of that pupil was great at being first set to clean stoves
+and scrub tables, and that “she” had piteously entreated, in a deep
+bass voice, to be shown at once how to cook a mutton chop. The set of
+lessons were also much curtailed in that instance, for the queer girl
+did not appear after the end of that week, instead of going on for
+another fortnight.
+
+There is every reason to believe that the National School of Cookery—in
+which I must always take a deep interest—is much nearer now to
+fulfilling its original design of constant and careful instruction in
+the difficult art of cooking than it was in those early but amusing
+days, and its many constant friends and supporters must rejoice
+to see how it has emerged from that chrysalis stage and become a
+self-supporting concern, doing steady excellent work in the most
+unobtrusive manner.
+
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+BIRD NOTES
+
+
+A great reaction of feeling in favour of the mongoose has set in since
+Mr. Rudyard Kipling’s delightful story of “Rikki-tikki,” in the “First
+Jungle Book,” presenting that small animal in an heroic and loveable
+aspect. But to the true bird-lover the mongoose still appears a dreaded
+and dangerous foe. It is well known that its introduction into Jamaica
+has resulted in nearly the extermination of bird life in that island,
+and the consequent increase of insects, notably the diminutive tick,
+that mere speck of a vicious little torment.
+
+There are, I believe, only a very few mongooses in Barbados, and
+strong measures will doubtless be adopted to still further reduce
+their number; for no possible advantage in destroying the large
+brown rat which gnaws the sugar-cane can make up for the havoc the
+mongoose creates in the poultry yard, and, indeed, among all feathered
+creatures. It has also been found by experience that the mongoose
+prefers eggs to rats, and will neglect his proper prey for any sort
+or size of egg. He was brought into Jamaica to eat up the large rat
+introduced a century ago by a certain Sir Charles Price (after whom
+those same brown rats are still called), instead of which the mongoose
+has taken to egg and bird eating, and has thriven on this diet beyond
+all calculation. Sir Charles Price introduced his rat to eat up the
+snakes with which Jamaica was then infested, and now that the mongoose
+has failed to clear out the rats, some other creature will have to be
+introduced to cope with the swarming and ravenous mongoose.
+
+It was therefore with the greatest satisfaction I once beheld in the
+garden at Government House, Barbados, the clever manner the birds
+circumvented the wiles of a half-tame mongoose which haunted the
+grounds.
+
+Short as is the twilight in those Lesser Antilles, there was still, at
+midsummer, light enough left in the western sky to make it delightful
+to linger in the garden after our evening drive. The wonder and beauty
+of the hues of the sunset sky seemed ever fresh, and every evening
+one gazed with admiration, which was almost awe, at the marvellous
+undreamed of colours glowing on that gorgeous palette. Crimsons,
+yellows, mauves, palest blues, chrysoprase greens, pearly greys, all
+blent together as if by enchantment, but changing as you looked and
+melting into that deep, indescribable, tropic purple, which forms the
+glorious background of the “meaner beauties of the night.”
+
+In this same garden there chanced to be a couple of low swinging seats
+just opposite a large tree, which I soon observed was the favourite
+roosting place of countless numbers of birds. Indeed, all the fowls
+of the air seemed to assemble in its branches, and I was filled with
+curiosity to know why the other trees were deserted. At roosting time
+the chattering and chirruping were deafening, and quarrels raged
+fiercely all along the branches. I noticed that the centre of the tree
+was left empty, and that the birds edged and sidled out as far as ever
+they could get on to its slenderest branches. All the squabbles arose
+from the ardent desire with which each bird was apparently filled to
+be the very last on the branch and so the nearest to its extreme tip.
+It can easily be understood that such thin twigs could not stand the
+weight of these crowding little creatures, and would therefore bend
+until they could no longer cling to it, and so had to fly off and
+return to search for another foothold. I had watched this unusual mode
+of roosting for several evenings, without getting any nearer to the
+truth than a guess that the struggle was perhaps to secure a cool and
+airy bed-place.
+
+One hot evening, however, we lingered longer in what the negro gardener
+called the “swinggers,” tempted by the cool darkness, and putting off
+as long as possible the time of lights and added heat, and swarming
+winged ants, and moths, and mosquitoes. We had begun to think how
+delightful it would be to have no dinner at all, but just to stay
+there, gently swaying to and fro all night, when we saw a shadow—for at
+first it seemed nothing more—dart from among the shadows around us, and
+move swiftly up the trunk of the tree. At first I thought it must be a
+huge rat, but my dear companion whispered, “Look at the mongoose!” So
+we sat still, watching it with closest attention. Soon it was lost in
+the dense central foliage, and we wondered at the profound stillness of
+that swarming mass of birds, who had not long settled into quiet. Our
+poor human, inadequate eyes had, however, become so accustomed to the
+gloom by its gradual growth, that presently we could plainly observe
+a flattened-out object stealthily creeping along an out-lying bough.
+It was quite a breathless moment, for no shadow could have moved more
+noiselessly than that crawling creature. Even as we watched, the bough
+softly and gradually bent beneath the added weight, but still the
+mongoose stole onwards. No little sleeping ball of feathers was quite
+within reach, so yet another step must needs be taken along the slender
+branch. To my joy that step was fatal to the hopes of the brigand
+beast, for the bough dipped suddenly, and the mongoose had to cling to
+it for dear life, whilst every bird flew off with sharp cries of alarm
+which effectually roused the whole population of the ærial city, and
+the air was quite darkened round the tree by fluttering, half-awakened
+birds.
+
+It was plain now to see the reason of the proceedings which had so
+puzzled me, and once more I felt inclined to—as the Psalmist phrases
+it—“lay my hand on my mouth and be still,” in wonder and admiration of
+the adaptable instincts of birds. How long had it taken these little
+helpless creatures to discover that their only safety lay in just such
+tactics, and what sense guided them in choosing exactly the one tree
+which possessed slender and yielding branch-tips which were yet strong
+enough to support their weight? They were just settling down again
+when horrid clamorous bells insisted on our going back into a hot,
+lighted-up house, and facing the additional miseries of dressing and
+dinner. Though we carefully watched that same tree and its roosting
+crowds for many weeks, we never again saw the mongoose attempt to get
+his supper there, so I suppose he must also be credited with sufficient
+cleverness to know when he was beaten.
+
+A Toucan does not often figure in a list of tame birds, and I cannot
+conscientiously recommend it as a pet. Mine came from Venezuela and
+was given to me soon after our arrival in Trinidad. It must have been
+caught very young, for it was perfectly tame, and, if you did not
+object to its sharp claws, would sit contentedly on your hand. The body
+was about as big as that of a crow, but it may be described as a short,
+stout bird, with a beak as large as its body. Upon the shining surface
+of this proboscis was crowded all the colours certainly of the rainbow,
+blended in a prismatic scale. The toucan’s plumage would be dingy if it
+were not so glossy, and it was of a blue-black hue with white feathers
+in the wings and just a little orange under the throat to shade off the
+bill, as it were. Some toucans have large fleshy excrescences at the
+root of the bill, but this one and those I saw in Trinidad had not.
+
+The toucan was, however, an amiable and, at first, a silent bird. He
+lived in a very large cage, chiefly on fruit, and tubbed constantly.
+But the curious and amusing thing was to see him preparing to roost,
+and he began quite early, whilst other birds were still wide awake. The
+first thing was to carefully cock up—for it was a slow and cautious
+proceeding—his absurd little scut of a tail which was only about
+three or four inches long. This must in some way have affected his
+balance, for he never moved on the perch after the tail had been laid
+carefully back. Then, later in the evening, he gently turned the huge
+unwieldy bill round by degrees, until it too was laid along his back
+and buried in feathers in the usual bird fashion. By the way, I have
+always wondered how and why the myth arose that birds sleep with their
+heads _under_ their wings? A moment’s thought or observation would show
+that it is quite as impossible a feat for a bird as for a human being.
+However, the toucan’s sleeping arrangements resulted in producing an
+oval mass of feathers supported on one leg, looking as unlike a bird as
+it is possible to imagine. When he was ruthlessly awakened by a sudden
+poke or noise, which I grieve to state was often done—in my absence,
+needless to say—I heard that he invariably tumbled down in a sprawling
+heap, being unable to adjust the balance required by that ponderous
+bill all in a moment.
+
+For many months after his arrival the toucan was at least an
+unobjectionable pet and very affectionate. He used to gently take my
+fingers in his large gaudy bill and nibble them softly without hurting
+me, but I never could help thinking what a pinch he might give if he
+liked. His inoffensive ways, however, only lasted while he was very
+young, for in due course of time he began to utter discordant yells and
+shrieks, especially during the luncheon hour. This could not be borne,
+and the house-steward—a most dignified functionary—used to advance
+towards the cage in a stately manner with a tumbler of water concealed
+behind his back which he would suddenly fling over the screaming bird.
+The toucan soon learned what Mr. V.’s appearance before his cage meant,
+and always ceased his screaming at the mere sight of an empty tumbler.
+These sudden douches, or else his adolescence, must have had a bad
+effect on his temper, for he could no longer be petted and played with,
+and any finger put within reach of his bill suffered severely. Then he
+got ill, poor bird, and the Portuguese cook was called in to doctor
+him. But the remedies seemed so heroic that I determined to send the
+toucan away. I could not turn him loose in the garden on account of his
+piercing screams, so he was caught when asleep, packed in a basket, and
+conveyed to the nearest high woods, where he was set at liberty, and I
+can only hope he lived happy ever after, as a less gaudy and beauteous
+variety of toucan is to be found in those virgin forests.
+
+As might naturally be expected, there are many beautiful birds in the
+large botanical gardens of Trinidad in the midst of which Government
+House stands. It used to be a great delight to me to watch the darting
+orioles flash past in all their golden beauty, and some lovely,
+brilliantly blue, birds were also occasionally to be seen among the
+trees. I was given some of these, but alas! they never lived in
+captivity, and after one or two unsuccessful efforts I always let them
+out of the cage. The ubiquitous sparrow was there of course, and so was
+a rather larger black and yellow bird called the “qu’est-ce que dit?”
+from its incessant cry.
+
+In these gardens the orioles built their large clumsy nests of dried
+grass without any precaution against surprises; but I was told that in
+the interior of the island, where snakes abound, the “corn-bird”—as he
+is called up-country—has found it expedient to hang his nest at the
+end of a sort of grass rope some six feet long. This forms a complete
+protection against snakes, as the rope is so slightly put together that
+no wise serpent would trust himself on it. Sometimes the oriole finds
+he has woven too large a nest, so he half fills it with leaves, but
+after heavy rains these make the structure so heavy that it often falls
+to the ground, and from this cause I became possessed of one or two of
+these nests with their six or eight feet of dangling rope. Anything so
+quaint as these numerous nests swinging from the topmost branches of
+lofty trees cannot well be imagined. It is impossible to reach them by
+climbing or in any other way except shooting away the slender straw
+rope, which rifle-feat might surely rank with winning the Queen’s Prize
+at Bisley!
+
+It has always interested me to examine birds’ nests in the different
+colonies to which the wandering star of my fate has led me, and I
+have observed a curious similarity between the houses made with and
+without hands. For instance, take a bird’s nest in England, where
+human habitations are solid and carefully finished, and you will see
+an equal finish and solidity in the neatly constructed nest with its
+warm lining and lichen-decorated exterior. Then look at a bird’s nest
+in a colony with its hastily constructed houses made of any slight
+and portable material. You will find the majority of birds’ nests
+equally makeshift in character and style, just loosely put together
+anyhow with dried grass, and evidently only meant for temporary use.
+I saw one such nest of which the back must have tumbled out, for a
+fresh leaf had been neatly sewn over the large hole with fibre. In
+strong contrast, however, to such hastily constructed bird-dwellings
+was a nest of the “schneevögel” which came to me from the foot of the
+Drakenberg Mountains in Natal. Beautifully made of sheep’s wool, it
+had all the consistency of fine felt. It was a small hanging nest, but
+what I delighted in was the little outside pocket in which the father
+of the family must have been wont to sit. The mouth of that nest was
+so exceedingly small that at first I thought that no bird bigger than
+a bee could possibly have fitted into it, but I found that it expanded
+quite easily, so elastic was the material. One could quite picture the
+domestic comfort, especially in so cold and inhospitable a region, of
+that tiny _ménage_.
+
+I always longed to make a journey to the north-west of Western
+Australia expressly to see the so-called “bower-bird” at play. This
+would have necessitated very early rising on my part, however, for
+only at dawn does this bird—not the true bower-bird, by any means—come
+out of his nest proper, and lie on his back near the heap of snail
+shells, &c. which he has collected in front of his hastily thrown-up
+wind-shelter, to play with his toys. It is marvellous the distance
+those birds will carry anything of a bright colour to add to their
+heap, and active quarrels over a brilliant leaf or berry have been
+observed. A shred of red flannel from some explorer’s shirt or blanket
+is a priceless treasure to the bower-bird and eagerly annexed. But the
+wind-shelter of coarse grass always seemed to me quite as curious as
+the heap of playthings. The photographs show me these shelters as being
+somewhat pointed in shape, very large in proportion to the bird, and
+with an opening something like the side-door in a little old-fashioned
+English country church. This habit of hastily throwing up wind-shelters
+is not confined to this bird only. I was given some smaller birds from
+the interior of Western Australia, and at the season of the strong
+north-west gales—such a horrible, hot wind as that was—I found my
+little birds loved to have a lot of hay thrown into their big cage
+with which in a single morning they would build a large construction
+resembling a huge nest, out of all proportion to their size. At first
+I thought it was an effort at nest-building, but as they constantly
+pulled it to pieces, and never used it except in a high wind, it was
+plain to see that their object was only to obtain a temporary shelter.
+
+Next to the brilliant Gouldian finches, which, by the way, were called
+“painted finches” locally, I loved the small blue-eyed doves from the
+north-west of Australia better than any other of my feathered pets.
+These little darlings lived by themselves, and from the original pair
+given to me I reared a large and numerous family. They were gentle and
+sweet as doves should be, of a lovely pearl-grey plumage, with not only
+blue eyes, but large turquoise-blue wattles round them, so that the
+effect they made was indeed blue-eyed. They met with a tragic fate, for
+I turned some eight or ten pair loose in the large garden grounds of
+the Perth Government House. Alas! within a week of their being set at
+liberty not one was left. They were much too confidingly tame to fend
+for themselves in this cold and cruel world. Half-wild cats ate some,
+hawks pounced on others, but the saddest of all the sudden deaths arose
+from their love of me. Whenever I was to be seen, even inside the
+house, a dove would fly to me and dash itself against the plate-glass
+windows, falling dead in the verandah. They did not seem able to judge
+distance at all, and it was grievous to know they met their death
+through their devotion to their mistress and friend.
+
+A dozen miles to windward, opposite the flourishing port of Freemantle,
+Western Australia, lies a little island with a lighthouse on it, known
+on charts and maps as Rottnest. It is astonishing what a difference of
+temperature those few miles out to sea make, and on this tiny islet
+was our delightful summer home, for one of the earliest governors had
+built, years before, a little stone house on a charming site looking
+across the bay.
+
+I was comparatively petless over there, for I could not well drag large
+cages of birds about after me, when it was difficult enough to convey
+chickens and ducks across the somewhat stormy channel, so I hailed
+with delight the offer, made by a little island boy, of a half-fledged
+hawk, as tame as it is in a hawk’s nature to be. There was no question
+of a cage, and I am sure “Alonzo” would not have submitted to such an
+indignity for a moment, so he was established on a perch in a sheltered
+corner of the upstair verandah outside my bedroom door. I fed him at
+short intervals—for he was very voracious—with raw meat, and he took
+rapid gulps from a saucer of water; but he sat motionless on his perch
+all day, only coming on my hand for his meals. This went on for two or
+three weeks, when one morning at earliest daylight I heard an unusual
+noise in the verandah, and just got out in time to see my little hawk
+spreading his wings and sailing off into space. He had, however, been
+wise enough to devour all the meat left in readiness for his breakfast.
+Of course I gave him up for lost and went back to bed thinking sadly
+of the ingratitude and heartlessness of hawk nature. I certainly never
+expected to see my bird again, but a few hours later, as I was standing
+in the verandah, I stretched out my hand as far as I could reach, when
+lo! the little hawk dropped like a stone from the cloudless blue and
+sat on my arm as composedly as if he had never left the shelter of his
+home. It is needless to say that the return of the prodigal called
+forth the same rapturous greeting and good dinner as of yore. After
+that it became an established custom that I should every evening put a
+saucer of chopped-up raw meat on a table in the verandah just outside
+my window, and a pannikin of water to serve for the hawk’s early
+breakfast, but he foraged for himself all day, coming back at dusk
+to roost in the verandah. It was curious to watch his return, for he
+generally made many attempts before he could hit off the exact slope
+of the roof so as to get beneath it. After each failure he would soar
+away out of sight, but only to return and circle round the house until
+he had determined how low to stoop, and then like a flash he darted
+beneath the projecting eaves. Apparently it was necessary to make but
+the one effort, for there was no popping in and out or uncertainty,
+just one majestic swoop, and he would be on his perch, as rigid and
+unruffled as though he had never left it.
+
+When our delicious summer holiday was over, and the day of return to
+the mainland fixed, it became an anxious question what to do with
+the hawk. To take him with us was of course out of the question, but
+to leave him behind was heart-rending. Not only should I miss the
+accustomed clatter of saucer and pannikin at earliest streak of dawn,
+but not once did I ever hold my hand out during the day that he did
+not drop on it at once. He never could have been far off, although no
+eye could follow him into the deep blue dome where he seemed to live,
+poised in the dazzling sunshiny air. But “Alonzo” settled the question
+for himself a couple of days before we left, by suddenly deserting
+his old home and leaving his breakfast untouched. We watched in vain
+for his return on two successive evenings, nor did he drop on my hand
+for the last two days of our stay. I then remembered that on the last
+evening he had come home to roost I had noticed another hawk with him,
+and rather wondered if he intended to set up an establishment in the
+verandah. But I suppose the bride-elect found fault with the situation,
+and probably said that, though well enough for a bachelor, it was not
+suitable for the upbringing of a family, and so the new home had to be
+started in a more secluded spot, and the sheltering roof knew its wild
+guest no more.
+
+I am afflicted with a cockatoo! I can’t “curse him and cast him out,”
+for in the first place I love him dearly, and in the next he is a
+sort of orphan grandchild towards whom I have serious duties and
+responsibilities. And then he arrived at such a moment, when every
+heart was softened by the thought of the Soudan Campaign with its
+frightful risks and dangers. How could one turn away a suppliant
+cockatoo who suddenly and unexpectedly presented himself on the eve
+of the Battle of Omdurman, with a ticket to say his owner had gone
+up to the front and he was left homeless in Cairo? It would have
+been positively brutal, and then he was the friendliest of birds! No
+shyness or false pride about _him_. He had already invited my pretty
+little cook to “kiss him and love him,” and was paying the housemaid
+extravagant compliments when I appeared on the scene. To say he flew
+into his grandmother’s arms is but feebly to express the dutiful
+warmth of his greeting. In less than ten minutes that artful bird had
+taken complete possession of the small household, and assumed his place
+as its head and master. Ever since that moment he has reigned supreme,
+and I foresee that he will always so reign.
+
+But he certainly is the most mischievous and destructive of his
+mischievous species. Nothing is safe from his sudden and unexpected
+fits of energy. I first put him in a little conservatory where he had
+light and air, and the cheerful society of other birds. This plan,
+however, only worked for two or three days. One Sunday morning I was
+awakened by ear-piercing shrieks and yells from Master Cockie, only
+slightly softened by distance. These went on for some time until I
+perceived a gradual increase of their jubilant note, which I felt sure
+betokened mischief, so I hastily got myself into a dressing-gown and
+slippers and started off to investigate what trouble was “toward.” It
+was so early that the glass doors were still shut, and I was able to
+contemplate Master Cockie’s manœuvres unseen. The floor of the little
+greenhouse was strewn with fern-leaves, for gardening, or rather
+pruning, had evidently been his first idea. The door of his travelling
+cage—which I had left overnight securely fastened—lay flat on the
+pavement, and Cockie with extended wings was solemnly executing a
+sort of _pas seul_ in front of another cage divided by partitions, in
+which dwelt a goldfinch and a bullfinch side by side. Both doors were
+wide open and the bullfinch’s compartment was empty, but the goldfinch
+was crouched, paralysed with terror, on the floor of his abode. He
+evidently wanted to get out very badly, but did not dare to pass the
+yelling doorkeeper, who apparently was inviting the trembling little
+bird to come forth. The instant the artful villain perceived me, he
+affected perfect innocence and harmlessness, returning instantly to his
+cage, and commencing his best performance of a flock of sheep passing,
+doubtless in order to distract my attention. How could one scold with
+deserved severity a mimic who took off not only the barking dogs and
+bleating sheep, but the very shuffle of their feet, and the despairing
+cry of a lost lamb. And he pretended great joy when the bullfinch—more
+dead than alive—at last emerged from the shelter of a thick creeper
+where he had found sanctuary, asking repeatedly after his health in
+persuasive tones.
+
+I gave up the cage after that and established him on a smart stand in
+the dining-room window; for I found that the birds in the conservatory
+literally could not bear the sight of him. A light chain securely
+fastened on his leg promised safety, but he contrived to get within
+reach of my new curtains and rapidly devoured some half-yard or so of
+a hand-painted border which was the pride of my heart. Then came an
+interval of calm and exemplary behaviour which lulled me into a false
+security. Cockie seemed to have but one object in life, which was to
+pull out all his own feathers, and by evening the dining-room often
+looked as though a white fowl had been plucked in it. I consulted a
+bird doctor, but as Cockie’s health was perfectly good, and his diet
+all that could be recommended, it was supposed he only plucked himself
+for want of occupation, and firewood was recommended as a substitute.
+This answered very well, and he spent his leisure in gnawing sticks of
+deal; only when no one chanced to be in the room he used to unfasten
+the swivel of his chain, leave it dangling on the stand, and descend
+in search of his playthings. When the fire had not been lighted I
+often found half the coals pulled out of the grate, and the firewood
+in splinters. At last, with warmer weather, both coals and wood were
+removed, so the next time Master Cockie found himself short of a job
+he set to work on the dining-room chairs, first pulled out all their
+bright nails, and next tore holes in the leather, through which he
+triumphantly dragged the stuffing!
+
+At one time he went on a visit for some weeks and ate up everything
+within his reach in that friendly establishment. His “bag” for one
+afternoon consisted of a venerable fern and a large palm, some library
+books, newspapers, a pack of cards, and an armchair. And yet every one
+adores him, and he is the spoiled child of more than one family.
+
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+HUMOURS OF BIRD LIFE
+
+ “Birds in their little nests agree.”
+
+
+Dr. Watts, though doubtless an excellent and estimable divine, must
+have had but little experience of the ways and manners of birds when
+he wrote this oft-quoted line. Birds are really the most quarrelsome
+and pugnacious creatures amongst themselves, though they are capable of
+great affection and amiability towards the human beings who befriend
+them.
+
+I have always been a passionate bird-lover, and have had opportunities
+of keeping, in what I hope and believe has been a comfortable
+captivity, many and various kinds of birds in different lands. My
+first experience of an aviary on a large and luxurious scale was in
+Mauritius, many years ago, and was brought about by the gift of a
+magnificent and enormous cage, elaborately carved by Arab workmen. It
+was more like a small temple than anything else. But the first steps to
+be taken were to make it, so to speak, bird-proof, for the ambitious
+architect had left many openings in his various minarets and turrets,
+through which birds could easily have escaped.
+
+Regarded as a cage it was not a success, for it was really difficult
+to see the birds through the profuse ornamentation of the panelled
+sides. However, I stood it in a wide and sunny verandah, and proceeded
+to instal the birds I already possessed in this splendid dwelling. I
+had brought some beautiful little blue and fawn-coloured finches from
+Madeira, and I had a few canaries. Gifts of other birds soon arrived
+from all quarters; a sort of half-bred canary from Aden—there were a
+dozen of those—and many pretty little local birds. I made them as happy
+as I could with endless baths, and gave them, besides the ordinary
+bird seed, bunches of native grasses, and even weeds in blossom, which
+they greedily ate. The little Aden birds would not look at water for
+bathing purposes. They came from a “dry and thirsty land, where no
+water is,” and evidently regarded it as a precious beverage to be kept
+for drinking. They had to be accommodated with little heaps of finely
+powdered earth, in which they disported themselves bath-fashion, to the
+deep amazement of the other birds.
+
+But how those birds quarrelled! At roosting-time they all seemed to
+want one particular spot on one particular perch, and nothing else
+would do. All day long they quarrelled over their baths and their
+food, and the only advantage of the ample space they enjoyed was to
+give them more room to chase each other about. They all insisted on
+using one especial bath at the same moment, and would not look at any
+other, though all the baths were exactly alike. One fine day a batch of
+tiny parrakeets from a neighbouring island arrived, and I congratulated
+myself on having at last acquired some amiable members of my bird
+community. Such gentle creatures were never seen. With their pale-green
+plumage and the little grey-hooded heads which easily explained their
+name of “capuchin,” they made themselves quite happy in one of the many
+domes or cupolas of the Arab cage. In a few days, however, a mysterious
+ailment broke out among all the other birds. Nearly every bird seemed
+suddenly to prefer going about on one leg. This did not surprise me
+very much at first, as the mosquitoes used to bite their little legs
+cruelly, and I was always contriving net curtains, &c., to keep these
+pests out. At last it dawned on me that many of the canaries had
+actually only one leg. An hour’s careful watching showed me a parrakeet
+sidling up to a canary, and after feigning to be deeply absorbed in
+its own toilet, preening each gay wing-feather most carefully, the
+little wretch would give a sudden swift nip at the slender leg of its
+neighbour, and absolutely bite it off then and there. Of course I
+immediately turned the capuchins out of the cage with much obloquy,
+but too late to save several of my poor little pets from a one-legged
+existence.
+
+I had also several parrots and cockatoos, but they had to be kept as
+much as possible out of earshot, for their eldritch yells and shrieks
+were too great an addition to the burden of daily life in a tropic land.
+
+There was one small grey and red parrot, however, from the West Coast
+of Africa, which was different from the ordinary screaming green and
+yellow bird. This was certainly the cleverest little creature of its
+kind I have ever seen. Dingy and shabby as to plumage, and with a
+twisted leg, its powers of mimicry were unsurpassed. It picked up
+everything it heard directly, and my only regret was that it appeared
+to forget its phrases very quickly. Before it had been two days in
+the house it took me in half-a-dozen times by imitating exactly the
+impatient peck at a glass door of some tame peacocks, who always
+invited themselves to “five o’clock-er.” I used to go to the door and
+open it; of course to find no peacocks there, for they were punctuality
+itself, and never came near the house at any other time. After the
+pecks—exactly reproduced as if on glass—came an impatient note,
+followed by the exact cry of an indignant peacock. I believe that grey
+parrot had the utmost contempt for my mental powers, and delighted in
+victimising me.
+
+I was a constant sufferer in those days from malarial fever, and when
+convalescent and comfortably settled on my sofa in the drawing-room,
+the parrot would first gently cough once or twice, then sigh,
+and finally, in a weak voice, call “Garde, Garde.” This was to a
+functionary who lived in the deep verandahs, and whose mission in life
+seemed to be the regulating of the heavy outside blinds made of split
+bamboo. The next sound would be the awkward shuffling of heavy boots
+(for the “Garde” usually went barefoot, except when in uniform and on
+duty), followed by “Madame.” Then my voice again, “Levez le rideau.”
+“Bien, Grande Madame.” Then you heard the creak of the pulleys as the
+curtain was raised, followed by the Garde’s tramping away again, all
+exactly imitated.
+
+The A.D.C.’s way of calling his “boy” (generally a middle-aged man) was
+also faithfully rendered, beginning in a very mild and amiable voice,
+rising louder as no “boy” answered, and finally a stentorian “boy”
+produced a very frightened and hurried “’Ci, Monsieur le Capitaine,
+’ci.” I grieve to say this performance generally ended with a confused
+and shuffling sound as of a scrimmage.
+
+There used also to be an orderly on duty outside the Governor’s office,
+who, once upon a time, was afflicted with a violent cold in his head.
+This malady, and his primitive methods of dealing with it, made him
+a very unpleasant neighbour, so his Excellency requested the Private
+Secretary to ask for another orderly _without_ a cold in his head. Of
+course this was immediately done, and the desired change made, but not
+before Miss Polly had taken notes. Next day I was startled by the most
+violent outburst of sneezing and coughing in the verandah, followed by
+other trying sounds. I next heard a plaintive and deeply injured voice
+from the Governor’s office—it must be remembered that every door and
+window is always wide open in a tropic house.
+
+“I thought I asked for that man to be changed.”
+
+This brought the Private Secretary hurriedly out of his room, to be
+confronted by a small grey parrot, who wound up the performance by
+a sort of sob of exhaustion, and “Ah! mon Dieu!” the real orderly
+standing by, looking as if he was considering whether or no he ought to
+arrest the culprit.
+
+One likes to have parrots walking about quite tame, free and
+unfettered, but it is an impossibility if a garden or any plants are
+within reach, for the temptation to go round and nip off every leaf and
+blossom, and even stem, seems irresistible to a parrot or a cockatoo.
+
+Soon after I went to Western Australia, in 1883, I was given a pair
+of beautiful cockatoos called by the natives “Jokolokals.” They did
+not talk at all, but were lovely to look at, and as they had never
+been kept in a cage and were reared from the nest, they were perfectly
+tame and their plumage most beautiful, of a soft creamy white, with
+crest and wing-lining of an indescribable flame tint. I never saw such
+exquisite colouring, and they looked charming on the grass terraces
+during the day, and for a while roosted peaceably in a low tree at
+night.
+
+But one morning, early, I was told the head-gardener wished to speak to
+me, and he was with difficulty induced to postpone the interview until
+after breakfast. I tremble to think what the expression of that grim
+Scotch countenance would have been at first! It was quite severe enough
+when I had to confront him a couple of hours later. The Jokolokals had
+employed a long bright moonlight night in gardening among the plants
+with which the many angles and corners of the wide verandahs were
+filled, and such utter ruin as they had wrought, especially among the
+camellias! Not only had every blossom been nipped off, but they had
+actually gnawed the stems through, and few pots presented more than an
+inch or two of stalk to my horrified eyes. After that—on the principle
+of the steed and the stable-door—the beautiful villains were put in a
+large aviary out of doors, and revenged themselves by awaking me every
+morning at daylight by fiendish yells. The gardener’s cottage was out
+of earshot.
+
+I had also a very large cage of canaries, in which they lived and
+multiplied exceedingly. In a country where there are no song-birds
+a canary is much prized, and every year I gave away a great many
+young birds. There was also another large cage with small (and very
+quarrelsome) finches, including many brilliant Gouldian finches
+from the North-west (they call them Painted finches there), a tiny
+zebra-marked finch, and many different little birds kindly brought to
+me from Singapore and other places.
+
+However, to return for a moment to the cockatoos. The large white
+Albany cockatoo, which has a very curved beak and wide pale-blue
+wattles round the eye, talks admirably, and is easily tamed if taken
+young. In spite of its ferocious beak it is really quite gentle, and
+mine—for I had several—were only too affectionate, insisting on more
+petting and notice than I always had time to bestow.
+
+There were often garden-parties in the lovely grounds of the Government
+House at Perth, and at one of the later ones some of my guests came
+to me complaining, as it were, of the weird utterances of the Albany
+cockatoo, who lived with other parrots in a kind of wire pagoda among
+the vines. “What does he say?” I asked laughingly. “He wants to know
+if we like birds,” was the answer. So I immediately went down to the
+cage, and was at once asked by the cockatoo in a very earnest voice,
+“Do you like birds?” Alas for the want of originality in the human
+race! He had heard exactly that remark made by _every_ couple who came
+up to the cage, and had adopted it. My little son taught that bird to
+call me “Mother,” and it never used the word to any one else. If I ever
+passed the cage without stopping to play with or pet the cockatoos, I
+was greeted with indignant cries of “Mother,” which generally brought
+me back, and the moment I opened the door the big cockatoo would throw
+himself on his back on the gravel floor, that I might put the point of
+my shoe on his breast and rub his back up and down the gravel. I never
+could understand why they all loved that mode of petting.
+
+But the Australian magpie is one of the most delightful pets,
+and can be trusted to walk about loose, as he does not garden.
+“Break-of-day-boys” is their local name, and it fits them admirably.
+At earliest dawn only do you hear the sweet clear whistle which is
+their native note. They learn to whistle tunes easily and correctly,
+but nothing can be compared to their own note. They are exactly like
+the English magpie in appearance, only a little larger. I had a very
+tame one, which had been taught to lie on its back on a plate with its
+legs held stiffly up as if it were dead. I have a photograph of it in
+that attitude, and no one will believe me when I assure them the bird
+was alive; not even its open and roguish eye will convince them. I only
+wish the sceptics had been by when I clapped my hands to signify that
+the performance was over, and Mag jumped up like a flash of lightning
+and made for the nearest human foot, into the instep of which she would
+dig her bill viciously. It must have been her idea of revenge, for she
+never did so at any other time; and she scattered the spectators pretty
+swiftly, I assure you.
+
+Dear, clever Mag was lost or stolen just before we left Perth. I
+intended to have brought her to England, but one morning I was informed
+by the sentry that he could not see her anywhere, and she always kept
+near him. Further and anxious inquiries elicited that she had been
+observed following a newspaper boy near the back-gate. The police
+were communicated with, and the result was my being confronted at all
+hours of the day and night by an indignant and rumpled magpie tied up
+in a pocket-handkerchief, who loudly protested that we were absolute
+strangers to each other. And so we were, for among the numerous arrests
+made of suspicious characters among magpies, not one turned out to be
+my poor Maggie.
+
+But I must not loiter too long over my West Australian aviary, in
+spite of the great temptation to dwell on those dear distant days. I
+brought a small travelling-cage of Gouldian and other lovely finches
+from the neighbourhood of Cambridge Gulf home with me. What I suffered
+with that cage during a storm in the Bay of Biscay no tongue can tell.
+However, they all reached London in safety, and in due time were taken
+out—also with great personal trouble and difficulty—to Trinidad. Here
+they were luxuriously established in four large wired compartments
+over the great porch of Government House. No birds could have been
+happier. The finches had one compartment all to themselves, so had the
+canaries; whilst the laughing jackass, another Australian magpie, and
+a beautiful Indian hill mynah occupied a third compartment, the fourth
+being brilliantly filled by troupials, morichés, and sewing crows from
+Venezuela, besides many lovely local birds of exquisite plumage.
+
+In each compartment stood large boxes and tubs filled with growing
+shrubs, whilst creepers, brought up from the luxuriant growth at the
+pillars below, were twined in the fine meshes of the netting. Of course
+there were perches and nests, all sizes and at differing heights.
+It was really one man’s business to attend to them, but they were
+beautifully kept. Every morning the grasscutter brought in a large
+bunch of the waving plume-like seed of the tall guinea grass; and they
+had plenty of fresh fruit, in which they greatly delighted. Of course
+they quarrelled over it all, and a fierce battle would rage over half
+an orange, of which the other half was utterly neglected.
+
+The canaries led a commonplace existence and had only one adventure. I
+had noticed that for some few weeks past the numbers of these little
+birds seemed rather to diminish than increase at their usual rapid
+rate. But I saw so many hens sitting on nests very high up that I
+accounted for the small number in that way. However, one day a perch
+fell down, and the black attendant went into the cage with a tall
+ladder to replace it. Presently I heard a great scrimmage and many
+“Hi! my king!” and other agitated ejaculations, which soon brought me
+to the spot. It was indeed no wonder that my poor little birds had
+been disappearing mysteriously, for there was a large, well-fed, but
+harmless snake. It must have got in through the mesh when quite young
+and small, but had now grown to such stout proportions that escape
+through the wire netting—which would only admit the very tip of my
+fourth finger—was impossible, and it was easily slain. The snake was
+found coiled on a ledge too high up to be easily perceived from below.
+
+Soon after that episode the little finches underwent a sad and
+startling experience. One morning the coachman brought me in a
+beautiful little bird of brilliant plumage which I had never seen
+before. It had been caught in the saddle-room, and was certainly a
+lovely creature, though unusually wild and terrified. However, I was
+so accustomed to new arrivals soon making themselves perfectly at home
+and becoming quite tame, that I turned the splendid stranger into the
+finches’ compartment with no misgivings, and went away, leaving them
+to make friends, as I hoped. About half-an-hour later I passed the
+tall French window, carefully netted in, which opened on the corridor,
+and through which I could always watch my little pets unperceived.
+My attention was attracted by two or three curious little feathered
+lumps on the gravelled floor. On closer examination these proved to
+be the heads of some of my especial favourites, which the new arrival
+(a member of the Shrike family, as I discovered too late) had hastily
+twisted off. Besides these murders he had found time to go round the
+nests and turn out all the eggs and young birds. My dismay and horror
+may be imagined, but I could not stop, for luncheon and guests were
+waiting. I hastily begged a tall Irish orderly who was on duty in the
+hall to catch the new-comer and let him go. Now this man loved my birds
+quite as much as I did, and seemed to spend all his leisure-time in
+foraging for them. They owed him many tit-bits in the shape of wasps’
+larvæ or the nursery of an ants’ nest nicely stocked, or some delicacy
+of that sort. There was only time for a hurried order, received in grim
+silence, but when I was once more free and able to inquire how matters
+had been settled, all I could get out of O’Callaghan was: “I’ve larned
+him to wring little birds’ necks.”
+
+“Did you catch him easily?” I inquired.
+
+“Quite easily, my lady, and _I_ larned him.” This in a voice trembling
+with rage.
+
+“What have you done to him?” No answer at first, only a murmur.
+
+“But I want to know what has happened to that bird,” I persisted.
+
+“Well, my lady, I’ve larned him;”—a pause; “I’ve wrunged _his_ neck.”
+
+So in this way rough and ready justice had been meted out to the
+wrong-doer very speedily.
+
+Perhaps of all my birds the one I called the Sewing Crow was the most
+amusing. It was a glossy black bird about the size of a thrush, with
+pale yellow tail and wing-feathers, and curious light blue eyes with
+very blue rims. It was brought from Venezuela, and its local Spanish
+name means “The Rice-bird,” but it never specially affected rice as
+food, preferring fruit and mealworms. I had several of these crows,
+but one was particularly tame, and rambled about the house seeking for
+sewing materials. I found it once or twice _inside_ a large workbag
+full of crewels, where it had gone in search of gay threads, with
+which it used to decorate the wire walls of an empty cage kept in
+the verandah outside my own sitting-room. The extraordinary patience
+and ingenuity of that bird in passing the wool through the meshes of
+the wire can hardly be described. I suppose it was a reminiscence of
+nest-building, because it always worked harder in the springtime. It
+had a great friend in a little “moriché,” black and yellow also, but
+of a more slender build, and with a very sweet whistle. The “moriché,”
+too, was perfectly tame and flew all about the house, and it was very
+comic to watch its efforts at learning embroidery from its friend. It
+arrived at last at some sort of cage decoration, but quite different
+from that of the crow, who evidently disapproved of it, and often
+ruthlessly pulled the work of a laborious morning on the “moriché’s”
+part to pieces. Now the “moriché” knew better than to touch the crow’s
+work, though he often appeared to carefully examine it.
+
+One day the crow must have persuaded the moriché to help him to roll
+and drag a reel of coarse white cotton from the corridor of the
+work-room, across the floor of my sitting-room, into the verandah. I
+saw them doing this more than once, and had unintentionally interfered
+with the crow’s plans by picking up the reel and returning it to the
+maids’ work-basket. However, one afternoon the crow got rid of me
+entirely, and on my return from a long expedition I found both the
+crow and moriché just going to roost in the empty cage, which was
+really only kept there for them to play in. I then perceived what the
+reel of cotton, which was again lying on the verandah floor, had been
+wanted for. The crow had sewn a straw armchair with an open-patterned
+seat securely to the cage by nine very long strands, and was sleepily
+contemplating the work with great satisfaction. It was quite easy to
+see how it had been managed once a start was made with the cotton; but
+it must have entailed a great deal of flying in and out with the end of
+the cotton, for it had not been broken off. Of course I left the chair
+in its place, and it remained untouched for some months; but I always
+had to use it myself, lest any one should move it too roughly, and so
+break the connecting strands which had cost my little bird so much
+labour and trouble.
+
+The most popular of my birds, however, was certainly the laughing
+jackass, who dwelt in company with the magpie and the mynah. Unhappily
+a misunderstanding arose, when I was away in England, between these two
+birds, once such great friends. If I had only been there to adjust the
+quarrel, all might have gone well; but the magpie, after many days of
+incessant battle, I was told, fell upon the mynah and killed it. It
+was curious that they should have lived together for a couple of years
+without more than the ordinary share of bird-quarrels. I do not know
+what active share the jackass took in this affair. I always doubted his
+intentions towards that mynah, and he always regarded it with a bad
+expression of eye, but as he was very slow and cumbrous of movement I
+thought the mynah could well take care of himself. The only time the
+laughing jackass ever showed agility was when a mouse-trap with a live
+mouse in it was taken into his cage. With every feather bristling he
+would watch for the door of the trap to be opened, when he pounced on
+the darting mouse quicker than the eye could follow, and killed and
+swallowed it with the greatest rapidity. Once a mouse escaped him,
+and the magpie caught it instead, and a more absurd sight could not
+be imagined than the magpie flitting from perch to perch, holding the
+mouse securely in his beak, through which he was at the same time
+trying hard to whistle; whilst the jackass lumbered heavily after him,
+remonstrating loudly, for the magpie did not want to eat the mouse, and
+he did.
+
+It always amused me to see the jackass take his bath, though it
+was rather a rare performance, whereas all the other birds tubbed
+incessantly. I had a large tin basin full of water placed just beneath
+one of the lowest perches, and when the jackass intended to bathe he
+descended cautiously to this perch and eyed the water for some time,
+uttering—with head well thrown back—his melancholy laugh. As soon as
+his courage was equal to it he suddenly flopped into the water, as if
+by accident, and then scrambled hastily out again. After repeating
+these dips many times he seemed to think he had done all that was
+necessary in the washing line, and scrambled up to a sunny corner where
+he could dry and preen his beautiful plumage.
+
+Yes, my birds were the greatest delight and amusement to me for many
+years, and I had nearly a hundred of them when my happy life in that
+beautiful tropical home came to a sad and abrupt end. Many of my
+friends have often asked me if I did not regret leaving my birds; but
+as I left everything that the world could hold for me in the way of
+happiness and interest and work behind me at the same time, the loss of
+the birds did not make itself felt just then. I miss them more now than
+I did at first, but I believe they have nearly all found kind and happy
+homes, where they are cherished a little for my sake as well as for
+their own, the dear things!
+
+
+
+
+XIX
+
+GIRLS—OLD AND NEW
+
+
+“Comparisons are odious” we know, but yet when one gets past middle age
+one is constantly invited to make them.
+
+My life is brightened and cheered by many girl friends, and there is
+nothing about which they show a more insatiable curiosity than my own
+girlhood.
+
+I think it is the going back so constantly to that distant time, and
+being forced by my imperious pets to drag every detail out of the
+pigeon-holes of memory, which has impressed so forcibly on me the
+superiority of the modern girl.
+
+I began to answer their questions with the full intention of proving
+to the contrary, but alas, in the course of the talks, I often felt
+how heavily handicapped we had been. I am afraid the first point upon
+which I had to dilate was our clothes, the description of which always
+provoked peals of laughter. It is to be presumed that pretty women set
+the fashions and that they suited them, but the rigour of the fashion
+laws prescribed that every one should wear exactly and precisely
+the same gown or bonnet, with, of course, disastrous results as to
+appearance. Then we all had to dress our hair in precisely the same
+way. The ears especially were treated as though they were monstrous
+deformities, and had to be carefully concealed. What the modern girls
+find most difficult to believe is that these same fashions lasted
+for three or four years without the slightest change, so there was
+no escape from an unbecoming garment. Of course I impressed upon my
+laughing audience, with all the dignity at my command, that we looked
+extremely nice, and at all events were quite contented with our
+appearance.
+
+If I could not defend the colours and cut of the material provided
+for our bodies, still less could I champion the diet prescribed for
+our minds. Looking back on it all I see there was the same cardinal
+error; the want of recognition of any individuality. As in our frocks
+so in our studies, no allowance whatever used to be made for our
+different natures. In fact, the great aim of every mother and teacher
+was to make her girl exactly and precisely like every other girl. No
+matter in what direction your tastes and talents lay, you had to plod
+through the same list of what was called “accomplishments.” The very
+word was a misnomer, for nothing was really accomplished. A girl’s
+education was supposed to be quite “finished” (Heaven save the mark!)
+at about sixteen or seventeen, but if she were studiously inclined,
+or even dimly suspected that she had not exhausted all the treasures
+of knowledge, she would have found it difficult to pursue any course
+of study. And the idleness of that stage of girlhood was one of its
+greatest dangers. A reaction from the practical days of our own
+grandmothers had set in, and there was no still-room, or work-room,
+or any branch of domestic education to which we could turn to find an
+outlet for our energies.
+
+A girl with any musical talent could of course go on practising, and
+had a chance of achieving something, but art education must have been
+at its lowest ebb half a century ago. It is difficult to believe that
+a “drawing class” of that day generally consisted of a dozen girls or
+so meeting at the house of some rising or even well-known artist. The
+great point seemed to be his _name_. Drawing materials and every other
+facility, except instruction, used to be provided by our “master.”
+Perhaps the poor man recognised the hopelessness of his task, but he
+certainly let us severely alone even in our choice of subjects. We were
+only asked to copy other drawings, and I well remember selecting, as my
+first attempt at painting, a most ambitious sketch of a pretty Irish
+colleen with a pitcher on her head emerging from a ruined archway. I
+dashed in her red petticoat and blue cloak with great vigour, but took
+little pains with her uplifted arm or bare legs. They must indeed have
+been curious anatomical studies, for I recollect the master heaving a
+deep sigh, if not a groan, as I presented my drawing for his criticism.
+But he made no attempt whatever to teach me how to do better, only took
+possession of my picture, kept it a few days and returned it—what was
+called “corrected,” though we never knew where our faults lay.
+
+Our “fancy work” was truly hideous also, and as useless as it was
+ugly. It makes one’s heart ache to think of the terrible waste of time
+and eyesight which our awful performances in wool work and crotchet
+entailed. Hardly any girl was taught to do plain sewing, and I really
+think one of my keenest pangs of regret for my misspent youth in the
+way of needlework was caused the other day, by my youngest girl friend
+telling me that at her school she was taught to cut out and make a
+whole set of baby clothes, as well as garments for older children.
+
+Our amusements were few and far between, but we took to them a
+freshness and keenness of enjoyment which I suspect is often lacking
+in the much amused damsel of the present day. But then, on the other
+hand, “vapours” had gone out of fashion, and “nerves” had not yet been
+invented, so one never heard of rest cures being prescribed for young
+matrons!
+
+I am thankful to say that the day of tight lacing and small appetites
+was over before I became aware of the dangers I had escaped, but I
+remember the pity with which I listened to my poor young mother’s
+stories of how she was required to hold on to the bedpost while her
+maid laced her stays, and how she often fainted after she was dressed.
+
+I am often asked what exercise we were allowed to take. We rode a great
+deal, though girls were hardly ever seen in the hunting field, and
+I wonder we survived a ride on a country road, considering that our
+habits almost swept the ground. We had no out-door game except croquet,
+which was just coming into fashion, and was pursued with a frenzy quite
+equal to that evoked by ping-pong or any other modern craze. Of course,
+there was always walking and dancing, though over the latter there
+still hung a faint trace of the stately movements of the generation
+before us. We all did elaborate steps in the quadrille, and although
+the waltz was firmly established in the ball-rooms of my youth, it was
+a slow measure compared to the modern rush across the room. The polka
+woke us all up, and we hailed its pretty and picturesque figures with
+enthusiasm.
+
+I often hear of the iniquities of girls of the present day, but I don’t
+come across those specimens, and I confess that I honestly believe the
+modern girl, as I know her, to be a very great improvement on the
+early Victorian maiden. To begin with, she is much nicer and prettier
+to look at, because she can suit her dress and her _coiffure_ to her
+individuality. Then she is not so dreadfully shy—not to say _gauche_,
+as we were, because she is not kept in the school-room until the hour
+before she is launched into society, as ignorant of its ways as if she
+had dropped from the moon.
+
+I distinctly remember being reproached for my want of “knowledge of
+the world,” when I had not even the faintest idea what the phrase
+meant. When I came to understand it, it seemed a rather unreasonable
+criticism, for I certainly should have been regarded with horror had I
+made any attempt to acquire such knowledge on my own account.
+
+Now—so far as my experience goes—the up-to-date girl has pretty and
+pleasant manners, and is not secretly terrified if a new acquaintance
+speaks to her. She is more sure of herself, and has the confidence
+of custom, for she has probably been her mother’s companion out of
+school hours. I fear girls are not quite as respectful and obedient to
+their elders as we used to be, although the days of “Honoured Madam”
+and “Sir” had passed away with the generation before mine. Still the
+modern mother seems quite content with her pretty girl, and it is
+often difficult to distinguish between them, but I always observe the
+daughter is the most proud and delighted if “Mummie” is taken for her
+elder sister.
+
+Then the New Girl is so companionable. Her education has been conducted
+on very different lines to ours, and she does not dream of giving
+up her studies because she is no longer obliged to pursue them. Her
+individual tastes have been given a chance of asserting themselves, and
+I am often told of “work” gone on with at home. In fact her education
+has really taught her how to go on educating herself. Of course I am
+speaking of intelligent girls, and I am happy to think they are far
+more numerous than they were even one generation ago. There will always
+be frivolous, empty-headed girls, but with even them I confess I find
+it very difficult to be properly angry, as they are generally so pretty
+and coaxing.
+
+The delightful classes and lectures on all subjects and in all
+languages now so common were unknown in my day, to say nothing of the
+numerous aids to difficult branches of knowledge. Even history was
+offered to us in so unattractive a form that although we swallowed,
+so to speak, a good deal of it, we digested little or none. Poetry
+was generally regarded as dangerous mental food, and, perhaps to our
+starved natures, it may have been. Our reading was most circumscribed,
+and everything was Bowdlerised as much as possible. I am not sure,
+however, that miscellaneous reading does not begin too soon now, and
+certainly I am often astonished at the books very, very young girls are
+allowed to read. In this respect I confess I think the old way safer,
+to say the least of it.
+
+In considering the subject of the new ways of girls, however, one must
+bear in mind how many more girls there now are, and that marriage is
+not the invariable destiny of every pretty or charming girl one meets.
+The consequence is girls certainly do not talk and think of future or
+possible husbands as much as they used to a couple of generations ago.
+Such talk was quite natural and harmless under the old conditions,
+but I must say it seems healthier and nicer that now it should be the
+merits of the favourite “bike,” or the last “ripping” run, or the
+varying fortunes of golf or hockey, or even croquet, which claims their
+attention when they get together. I often wonder how a man could have
+encumbered himself with any of us as his life’s companion! It is true
+that he had not any option, but still we must have been rather trying.
+I know of one girl who amazed her husband by appearing before him the
+first Sunday morning after their marriage, with her Prayer Book, which
+she handed to him with the utmost gravity, and standing up with her
+hands clasped behind her back, in true school-girl fashion, proceeded
+to rattle off the collect, epistle, and gospel for the day, having no
+idea she was doing anything the least unusual!
+
+The only comfort I have in looking back on our crudeness and ignorance
+is that we were really good girls. That is to say we were trained to be
+unselfish, and certainly we were obedient and docile, though in many
+ways what would now be called silly. Still, we were as pure minded and
+innocent as babes, and quite as unworldly. No doubt this white-souled
+state sprang from crass ignorance, but who shall say that it was
+not good to keep us from tasting the fruit of that terrible Tree of
+Knowledge as long as possible?
+
+“You must have been dears,” is the verdict with which a talk of these
+distant days is often ended by my laughing critics. And I feel inclined
+to say, “Well, and you are dears, too,” so I suppose that is the real
+solution of the question.
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+ Printed by Ballantyne, Hanson & Co.
+ Edinburgh & London
+
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] “Station Life in New Zealand,” Macmillan.
+
+[2]
+
+ “Now under heaven all winds abated,
+ The sea a settling and foamless floor,
+ A sunset city is open-gated,
+ Unfastened flashes a golden door.
+ Cloud-walls asunder burst and brighten
+ Like melted metal in furnace blaze;
+ The lava rivers run through and lighten,
+ The glory gathers before my gaze.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Eastward an isle, half sunken, sleeping,
+ Crowns the sea with a bluer crest;
+ Vine-clad Terceira!—but I am keeping
+ A tryst to-night with the wondrous west.
+ What there is wanting of purple islands,
+ Lo! golden archipelagoes,
+ Coasts silver shining, and inner highlands,
+ Long ranges rosy with sunny snows.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ All glowing golds, all scarlets burning,
+ All palest, tenderest, vanishing hues,
+ All clouded colour and tinges turning,
+ Enrich, divide, the double blues;
+ O’erleaning cliffs and crags gigantic
+ And in the heart of light one shore
+ Such as, alas! no sea Atlantic
+ To bless the voyager ever bore.”
+
+
+[3] Now F. M. Viscount Wolseley.
+
+[4] 12th Duke of Somerset.
+
+[5] The late Sir Thomas Cockburn Campbell, Bart., and the Hon. H.
+Parker, K.C.
+
+[6] Lieut.-Colonel Crole-Wyndham, C.B., 21st Lancers.
+
+
+Transcriber’s Notes:
+
+Variations in spelling and hyphenation are retained.
+
+Perceived typographical errors have been changed.
+
+New original cover art included with this eBook is granted to the public
+domain.
+
+
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75806 ***
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+
+<h1>COLONIAL MEMORIES</h1>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp41" id="i_frontis" style="max-width: 27.4375em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/i_frontis.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p class="center"><i>Sir Frederick and Lady Broome
+ with Monsieur Puppy</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+
+
+
+
+<p class="center xlarge">COLONIAL
+MEMORIES</p>
+
+<p class="center large p2">BY
+LADY BROOME</p>
+
+<p class="center p4">LONDON<br>
+SMITH, ELDER, &amp; CO.<br>
+15 WATERLOO PLACE<br>
+1904</p>
+
+<p class="center p2">[All rights reserved]
+</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+
+<p class="center">Printed by <span class="smcap">Ballantyne, Hanson &amp; Co.</span><br>
+At the Ballantyne Press
+</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="NOTE">NOTE</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>My cordial thanks are due—and given—to the
+Editor of the <cite>Cornhill Magazine</cite>, within whose
+pages some of these “Memories” have from
+time to time appeared, for permission to republish
+them in this form. Also to the Editor
+of the <cite>Boudoir</cite>, where my “Girls—Old and
+New” made their <i lang="fr">début</i> last season.</p>
+
+<p class="right">
+M. A. B.</p>
+
+
+<p class="small"><i>October 1904</i></p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+
+
+<table class="autotable">
+<tr>
+<td colspan="3" class="tdr">PAGE</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">&nbsp;</td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Personal Story</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_ix">ix</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="1">I.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Old New Zealand</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="2">II.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Old New Zealand</span>—<i>Continued</i></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_21">21</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="3">III.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Old New Zealand</span>—<i>Continued</i></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_33">33</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="4">IV.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Modern New Zealand</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_40">40</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="5">V.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Natal Memories</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_55">55</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="6">VI.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl">“<span class="smcap">Stella Clavisque Maris Indici</span>”</td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_80">80</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="7">VII.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">General Charles Gordon</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_103">103</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="8">VIII.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Western Australia</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_110">110</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="9">IX.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Western Australia</span>—<i>Continued</i></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_127">127</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="10">X.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Enrolled Guard</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_144">144</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="11">XI.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Trinidad</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_149">149</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="12">XII.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Trinidad</span>—<i>Continued</i></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_169">169</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="13">XIII.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Rodrigues</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_184">184</a><span class="pagenum" id="Page_viii">[Pg viii]</span></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="14">XIV.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Colonial Servants</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_203">203</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="15">XV.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Interviews</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_224">224</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="16">XVI.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Cooking Memory</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_240">240</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="17">XVII.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Bird Notes</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_255">255</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="18">XVIII.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Humours of Bird Life</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_275">275</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdr"><abbr title="19">XIX.</abbr></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Girls—Old and New</span></td>
+<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_293">293</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_ix">[Pg ix]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="A_PERSONAL_STORY">A PERSONAL STORY</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Almost the first thing I can remember is listening
+with fascinated interest to an old gipsy woman,
+who insisted on telling my fortune one summer
+afternoon on Cannock Chase long, long ago. I was
+very reluctant to undergo what seemed to me a
+terrible ordeal, but I was encouraged to do so by
+my nurse, to whom she had just promised “a
+knight riding over a plain.” However, my Sibyl
+only touched on two points. First, she looked at
+my little hand and said: “I see a stream of gold
+flowing through your palm. Sometimes it runs
+full and free, sometimes scant and slow, but it is
+<em>never</em> quite dry.” Then she doubled up my childish
+fingers and went on, “But this hand cannot close
+on money: you’ll never be rich”—an utterance
+which has come exactly and literally true, and
+the remembrance of which has often been a comfort
+to me in hard times. Then she insisted on looking
+at the sole of my foot, and pronounced that it
+would “wander up and down the earth; north
+and south, east and west, to countries not yet
+discovered.” She concluded by crying dramatically:
+“Earth holds no home for you, earth holds
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_x">[Pg x]</span>no grave; you’ll be drowned.” Now, as I must
+have made something like forty ocean voyages in
+the course of my life, I may be said to have spent
+it in tempting my Fate. However that may be,
+the old woman’s prophecy was written down at
+the time, and, so far as the wandering part of it
+goes, no one who reads these pages can question
+its truth.</p>
+
+<p>Born in Jamaica, where my father was the last
+“Island Secretary,”—a Patent Office, held in conjunction
+with the late Mr. Charles Greville of
+Memoir fame, and long since divided into four
+parts—I began to wander to and from England
+before I was two years old, and had crossed the
+Atlantic five times by 1852 when I married Captain
+(afterwards Sir George) Barker, K.C.B. I lived in
+England for the next eight years, whilst he served
+all through the Crimean War and the Indian
+Mutiny. I joined him at the first possible moment
+after the Mutiny, and arrived in India at the close
+of 1860. He was then commanding the Royal
+Artillery in Bengal, with the rank of Brigadier-General,
+a position held at this moment by our
+eldest son.</p>
+
+<p>The tragic events of that terrible time were
+fresh in our minds, the struggle having just closed;
+and as I was brought in contact immediately with
+many of the principal actors, I naturally wished to
+hear details of the thrilling scenes through which
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xi">[Pg xi]</span>they had just passed, but I found that no one
+wanted to talk about them. We started directly
+after I arrived in Calcutta on a sort of Military
+Promenade with the Commander-in-Chief, Sir Hugh
+Rose (afterwards Lord Strathnairn), and joined his
+camp at Lucknow. We stayed with friends there
+whilst our tents, &amp;c., were being procured, and I
+remember that the walls of my vast bedroom were
+riddled with shot! There I also met ladies who
+had behaved in the most heroic and splendid way
+all through the siege; but I found to my amazement
+that they wanted to hear any little English
+chit-chat I might have to tell, instead of saying
+one word about those historic days or their share
+in them. If this reticence had arisen from any
+dread of re-awakening sleeping memories, I could
+have understood and respected it, but it really
+seemed to me at the time as if they had positively
+forgotten all they had just passed through, or
+did not deem it of sufficient interest to talk about,
+wanting only to hear what was going on “at
+home.” It must be remembered how far away
+England was in those days—forty odd years ago.
+Few newspapers, no telegraph, hardly an illustrated
+paper even—so it was perhaps no wonder
+that they were all suffering from what Aytoun
+calls—</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“The deep, unutterable woe</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Which none save exiles feel,”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_xii">[Pg xii]</span></p>
+<p>and always wanted to talk of the dear distant
+land of their birth.</p>
+
+<p>My own stay in India hardly lasted eight months,
+but I saw a great deal of the country in our four
+months marching through it. The camp broke
+up in March at the foot of the Himalayas just as
+the hot winds were beginning to make tent-life
+disagreeable. We then went up to Simla, and
+“Peterhof”—afterwards greatly enlarged and made
+into the Vice-regal residence—was taken as the
+headquarters of the R.A. staff.</p>
+
+<p>In that beautiful spot the first great sorrow of
+my life came to me. I lost my kind, good husband
+there; and returned to England after less
+than a year’s absence.</p>
+
+<p>For the next four years I lived quietly with my
+two little sons among my own people, but in 1865
+I met Mr. Napier Broome, a young and very good-looking
+New Zealand sheep farmer, who persuaded
+me to change the whole course of my life and go
+back to New Zealand with him! Certainly the
+influence of that old gipsy woman must have
+been very strong just then; and I often wonder
+how I could have had the courage to take
+such a step, for it entailed leaving my boys
+behind as well as all my friends and most of
+the comforts and conveniences of life. But at
+the time it seemed the most natural thing in
+the world to do, and we sailed merrily away
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xiii">[Pg xiii]</span>directly after our marriage in the summer of
+that year.</p>
+
+<p>I tell elsewhere,<a id="FNanchor_1_1" href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> as well as in the following pages,
+the story of the three supremely happy years
+which followed this wild and really almost wicked
+step on our parts. The life was full of charm and
+novelty, though so venturesome; but at first it
+seemed as if love was not to be allowed to “be
+lord of all,” for a crisis in the affairs of the Colony
+came just after the great snowstorm, and from
+one cause and another the value of real estate
+as well as of wool sank terribly. It was, therefore,
+with sadly diminished means we returned to England
+early in 1869, to be met by a chorus of “we
+told you so” from all our friends! However, we
+felt full of hope and courage, and set about at
+once seeking for some other means of livelihood.</p>
+
+<p>My husband had always been very fond of
+literature, and had tried his hand more or less
+successfully at poetry. Still it was with great
+diffidence that he walked into Messrs. Macmillan’s
+office one fine June morning in 1869 and asked
+to see the editor of <cite>Macmillan’s Magazine</cite>. Mr.
+(afterwards Sir George) Grove received him at
+once and was both kind and encouraging, promising
+to look at a little poem called “Sunset off
+the Azores.” This interview, which resulted in the
+immediate acceptance of the verses, three of which
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xiv">[Pg xiv]</span>are given below,<a id="FNanchor_2_2" href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> led to a life-long friendship, not
+only with dear Mr. Grove, whom to know was to
+love, but also with Mr. Alexander Macmillan, who
+was always kindness itself to both of us, and was
+responsible for putting the idea of writing into
+my head. At his suggestion I inflicted “Station
+Life in New Zealand,” as well as several story-books
+for children, on a patient and long-suffering
+public.</p>
+
+<p>Almost at the same time an introduction to
+Mr. Delane of the <cite>Times</cite> led to Mr. Napier Broome’s
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xv">[Pg xv]</span>being taken on the staff of that paper as special
+correspondent and reviewer, in fact, a sort of general
+utility man. How well I remember the anxiety
+and care with which my husband wrote his first
+review, and the pride and joy with which he showed
+me a charming little note from Mr. Delane, in
+which, referring to a hope on Mr. Broome’s part
+of getting a clerkship in the House of Commons,
+he said: “Do not take any definite post at present,
+for you have an estate in your inkstand.” And
+indeed so it proved, for work flowed in only too
+fast. As <cite>Times</cite> Special Correspondent he had
+many interesting experiences, amongst them being
+a visit to Petersburg to describe the late Duke of
+Edinburgh’s marriage.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the episode which stands out most
+clearly before me is a certain <i lang="fr">tour-de-force</i>, as Mr.
+Delane himself called it, springing out of the Commune
+riots at the close of the siege of Paris. We
+had been paying a visit in Staffordshire in the
+early autumn of that tragic year, and reached
+home one Saturday evening just in time for dinner,
+and to find the well-known <cite>Times</cite> messenger seated
+in the hall with three or four large blue bags
+around him. He handed my husband a note from
+Mr. Delane, explaining that these bags contained a
+heap of miscellaneous printed matter taken from
+the “Cabinet Noir” at the sack of the Tuilleries, and
+requiring a series of articles to be made out of them.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_xvi">[Pg xvi]</span></p>
+<p>Well, it was already late, and the papers had
+to be sorted, translated, and the first article
+written by Monday morning. So we set to work
+directly after dinner. It took all that night
+merely to sort the papers and reduce them to an
+orderly sequence. Much of the material before us
+had to be rejected as being either uninteresting
+or of a private and personal nature below the
+dignity of the <cite>Times</cite> to notice. The whole of the
+next day—with only pauses for our meals and
+hasty toilets—was devoted to arranging the papers
+into separate parts for three consecutive articles
+of three columns each which Mr. Delane had asked
+for. Then came the work of translation, which I
+undertook, supplying my husband with hastily
+scribbled sheets from which he wrote his article.
+The printer’s boy appeared about midnight and
+dozed in the hall, occasionally tapping at the door
+for the large envelope full of MSS. which he sent
+off by cab. All Monday and Monday night as
+well as all Tuesday did the work go on. It
+was too interesting and exciting to think of
+sleep, and it was something like two o’clock
+on Tuesday night, or rather Wednesday morning,
+when, the third and last article being finished,
+my husband took it himself down to Printing
+House Square for the sake of the drive, and
+I crawled up to bed! It was literally crawling,
+for I remember I sat down on the stairs and had
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xvii">[Pg xvii]</span>a good cry, which I found most refreshing and
+comforting.</p>
+
+<p>I too was asked to write many of the <cite>Times</cite>
+reviews of novels, and as I was invited the next
+year to be the first Lady Superintendent of the
+National School of Cookery, and I became also
+the Editor of a Magazine, we both had plenty of
+agreeable and congenial work, as well as the
+satisfaction of earning between us a comfortable
+income.</p>
+
+<p>This busy but very pleasant London life went
+smoothly on until 1875, when the gipsy took us
+once more in hand I suppose, for, quite unexpectedly,
+my husband received an offer from the
+then Secretary of State for the Colonies, the late
+Lord Carnarvon, to go out with Sir Garnet Wolseley<a id="FNanchor_3_3" href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a>
+to Natal as his Colonial Secretary. It required a
+good deal of courage to again suddenly and violently
+alter our mode of life, especially as only a few
+hours could be allowed for decision, but both
+Mr. Delane and the late Duke of Somerset<a id="FNanchor_4_4" href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> strongly
+advised my husband to accept the offer. The
+Duke had been the Chairman of the Royal Commission
+on Unseaworthy Ships, of which my husband
+was the Secretary, and ever since they had
+been thus brought into contact the Duke had
+honoured the clever young <cite>Times</cite> writer with a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xviii">[Pg xviii]</span>steady and delightful friendship, and had always
+shown the keenest interest in his career.</p>
+
+<p>So once more our pretty and pleasant home in
+Thurloe Square was broken up, and my husband
+started before the week was out for Natal, with
+Sir Garnet Wolseley and his brilliant staff. I
+could not break off the threads of my own work
+so rapidly as all that, and I did not go out to
+Natal until six months later. My stay there only
+lasted a little over a year, and I brought my two
+small boys back again early in 1877, settled them
+in England, and then joined my husband in
+Mauritius, where he was Lieutenant-Governor, in
+1880. My own happiness as well as usefulness
+there was sadly marred by ill-health, which finally
+drove me home in 1881, and I had to remain in
+England until Mr. Napier Broome was appointed
+Governor of Western Australia in 1882. By that
+time I had recovered sufficiently to go round by
+Mauritius in one of the fine boats of the <span lang="fr">Messageries
+Maritimes</span>, which then ran between Marseilles and
+Australia, and pick him up and go on to South
+Australia, from whence we had to retrace our
+steps across the Great Australian Bight to King
+George Sound. That was in the first days of
+June 1883. The next year he was made a K.C.M.G.,
+and came to England in 1885, when he gave a
+lecture at the Royal Colonial Institute on “Western
+Australia,” at which H.R.H. the Prince of Wales
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xix">[Pg xix]</span>graciously took, for the first time in the history
+of the Institute, the chair. It is impossible to
+estimate the good effect that lecture had in attracting
+attention to the Cinderella of the Australian
+colonies, or the deep gratification of the colonists
+themselves at His Royal Highness’ kindly interest.
+It was quite the first step on Western Australia’s
+road to progress and prosperity, and I do not
+believe that at least this generation will ever cease
+to be grateful to their Sovereign for helping them
+by his presence and patronage when they were
+indeed “poor and of no account.”</p>
+
+<p>In 1890 we left Western Australia amid heart-breaking
+farewells, in order to enable the Governor
+to see the Bill for giving Responsible Government
+to the Colony (which had been thrown out the
+Session before) through the House of Commons.
+That proved a most interesting and exciting
+summer, necessitating Sir Frederick’s constant
+attendance before the Select Committee. But his
+efforts, aided by those of two other delegates,<a id="FNanchor_5_5" href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> were
+successful, and the Bill was triumphantly carried
+through to the great advantage of the Colony.</p>
+
+<p>I have often thought since, that those seven
+years were perhaps the happiest part of my very
+happy life. The climate, except when a hot wind
+was blowing in summer, was delightful, the Government
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xx">[Pg xx]</span>House, an excellent and comfortable one,
+stood in beautiful gardens, and the life was simple
+and primitive, for no one was rich in those days,
+and the society was small and friendly. Sir
+Frederick worked hard for the development of the
+vast Colony, which held a million square but sandy
+miles within its borders, finding his task congenial
+as well as deeply interesting. I worked too in
+various little ways, and amongst other plans I
+collected all the girls in Perth on Monday afternoons
+and read aloud to them for a couple of hours
+whilst they worked. We began with Green’s
+“Short History of the English People,” and went
+on to Justin M‘Carthy’s “History of our own
+Times,” and then Motley’s “Dutch Republic,” and
+“Thirty Years’ War.” It was only an experiment
+at first, but it succeeded splendidly, thanks to
+the thirst for knowledge which all these pretty
+and charming girls displayed. No weather ever
+prevented their coming, and it would have been
+hard to decide who enjoyed those afternoons most,
+the reader or her very attentive and intelligent
+audience.</p>
+
+<p>I can answer for myself that it was a terrible
+wrench to leave that dear home to which we had
+both become so truly attached; however, the
+gipsy’s weird utterances had to be carried out,
+and a fresh home was soon started in Trinidad,
+to which part of the “Bow of Ulysses” my husband
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xxi">[Pg xxi]</span>was appointed Governor in 1891. There the
+life was, of course, very different, and so was the
+climate and the surroundings. Still the interesting
+work went on, but there had to be a brief visit
+to England—often only lasting three weeks—every
+year. Unlike most other Governments there
+was no rest or change of air possible in the Colony
+itself, so the English visit became a necessity for
+health besides affording an opportunity for settling
+many questions of local importance.</p>
+
+<p>Our time there was drawing to a close in 1896,
+and already a movement was on foot (as had been
+the case in Western Australia) to petition the
+Secretary of State for an extension of Sir Frederick’s
+term of office, when, like a bolt out of the blue,
+came an illness full of suffering which speedily
+put an end to a career of great promise, and to
+his life three months later.</p>
+
+<p>Since 1896 I have therefore ceased wandering
+up and down the face of the globe, and, except for
+short trips abroad and a long and delightful visit
+to America last summer, I may be said to have
+settled down to a less roving life; but I feel the
+gipsy prophecy still holds good, and that no doubt
+my present little home will one day change its
+ground.</p>
+
+<p>As it is, I often wonder which is the dream—the
+shifting scenes of former days, so full of interest
+as well as of everything which could make life
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xxii">[Pg xxii]</span>dear and precious, or these monotonous years
+when I feel like a shipwrecked swimmer, cast up
+by a wave, out of reach of immediate peril it is
+true, but far removed from all except the commonplace
+of existence. Still it is much to have known
+the best and highest of earthly happiness; to
+have “loved and been beloved,” and to have
+found faithful friends who stood fast even in the
+darkest days. Among these friends I would fain
+believe there are some unknown ones, who have
+perhaps read my little books in their childhood,
+and to whom I venture to address these lines explaining
+as it were my personal story, with an entreaty
+for forgiveness if I have made it <em>too</em> personal.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</span></p>
+<p class="center xlarge">COLONIAL MEMORIES</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="I"><abbr title="1">I</abbr><br>
+
+<small>OLD NEW ZEALAND</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>It has so chanced that quite lately I have heard a
+good deal of this beautiful and flourishing portion
+of our “Britain-over-sea,” and these reports have
+stirred the old memories of days gone by when
+it was almost a <i lang="la" >terra incognita</i>—as indeed were
+many of our splendid Colonial possessions—to the
+home-dweller. But the home-dweller proper hardly
+exists in this twentieth century, and the globe-trotter
+has taken his place. Even the latter
+sobriquet was unknown in my day, and I was regarded
+as quite going into exile when, some eight-and-thirty
+years ago, I sailed with my husband
+for his sheep-station on the Canterbury Plains. As
+far as I was concerned, the life there afforded the
+sharpest of all sharp contrasts, but it was none
+the less happy and delightful for that.</p>
+
+<p>The direct line of passenger-ships only took us
+as far as Melbourne, and then came a dismal ten or
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</span>twelve days in a wretched little steamer, struggling
+along a stormy coast before the flourishing Port
+Lyttelton of the present day (a shabby village in
+1865) was reached. Yet the great tunnel through
+the Port Hills was well on its way even then, and
+the railway to connect the port and the young town
+of Christchurch was confidently talked of. Even
+in those early days, the new-comer was struck by
+the familiar air of everything; and, so far as my
+own experience goes, New Zealand is certainly the
+most English colony I have seen. It never seems
+to have attracted the heterogeneous races of which
+the population of other colonies is so largely composed.
+For example, in Mauritius the Chinese
+and Arab element is almost as numerous as the
+French and English. In Trinidad there are large
+colonies of Spanish and German settlers, without
+counting in both these islands the enormous Indian
+population which we have brought there to cultivate
+the sugar-cane; and in all the principal
+towns of Australia the “foreigner” thrives and
+flourishes. But New Zealand has always been
+beautifully and distinctly English, and the grand
+Imperial idea has there fallen on congenial soil
+and taken deep root.</p>
+
+<p>Even in the days I speak of, Christchurch, though
+an infant town, looked pretty on account of its
+picturesque situation on the banks of the Avon.
+The surrounding country was a sort of rolling
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</span>prairie, ideally suitable for sheep, with the magnificent
+Southern Alps for a background. And
+what a climate, and what a sky, and what an air!
+The only fault I had to find with the atmospheric
+conditions was the hot wind. But hot winds were
+new to me in those days, and I rebelled against
+them accordingly. Now I begin to think hot
+winds blow everywhere out of England. In South
+Africa, in Mauritius, in all parts of Australia, one
+suffers from them, to say nothing of India, where
+they are on the largest possible scale.</p>
+
+<p>The first six months of my New Zealand life
+was spent in Christchurch, waiting for the little
+wooden house to be cut out and sent up country
+to our sheep-station in the Malvern Hills. How
+absurdly primitive it all was, and yet how one
+delighted in it! I well remember the “happy
+thought”—when the question arose of the size of
+drawing and dining-rooms—of spreading our
+carpets out on the grass and planning the house
+round them. And the joy of settling in, when the
+various portions of the little dwelling had been
+conveyed some seventy-five miles inland to our
+happy valley and fitted together. The doors and
+window-frames had all come from America ready-made,
+but the rest of the house was cut out of
+the kauri pine from the forests in the North Island.</p>
+
+<p>The first thing I had to learn was that New
+Zealand meant really <em>three</em> islands—two big ones
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</span>and a little one. Everybody knows about the
+North and the Middle Islands, which are the big
+ones, but the little Stewart Island often confused
+me by sometimes being called the South Island,
+which it really is. A number of groups of small
+islets have been added to the colony since then,
+such as the Cook and Kermadec Islands, but I
+do not fancy they are inhabited. The colony was
+really not a quarter of a century old when I knew
+it, as it had been a dependency of New South
+Wales up to 1842, and it owes its separation and
+rapid development to the New Zealand Company,
+which started with a Royal charter. The Canterbury
+Association sent out four ships which took
+four months to reach Port Cooper in the Middle
+Island (now the flourishing seaport of Lyttelton),
+only sixteen years before I landed there.</p>
+
+<p>The cathedral had not risen above its foundations
+in 1865, but I was struck with the well-paved
+streets, good “side-walks,” gas-lamps, drinking-fountains,
+and even red pillar-boxes exactly like
+the one round the corner to-day. And it seemed
+all the more marvellous to me, who had just gone
+through the lengthy and costly experience of
+dragging my own little possessions across those
+stormy seas round the Cape of Good Hope, to think
+of all these aids to civilisation having come
+by the same route. Now I am assured you can
+get anything and everything you might possibly
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</span>want, on the spot, but in those days one eagerly
+watched a <i lang="fr">déménagement</i> as a good opportunity for
+furnishing.</p>
+
+<p>We had brought all our goods and chattels out
+with us, and the wooden house was soon turned into
+a very pretty comfortable little homestead. The
+great trouble was getting the garden started.
+The soil was magnificent, and everything in that
+Malvern Valley grew splendidly if the north-west
+winds would only allow it. Hedges of cytisus were
+always planted a month or so before sowing the
+dwarf green peas, in order that they might have
+some shelter, and this plan answered very well. I
+could not, however, start a hedge of cytisus all round
+my little lawn, and the consequence was that the
+blades of grass on that spot could easily be counted,
+and that I discovered a luxuriant patch of “English
+grass” about a mile down the flat, where a little
+dip in the ground had made a shelter for the flying
+seed. And the melancholy part of the story was
+that English grass-seed cost a guinea a pound! I
+was quite able to appreciate, three years later,
+the ecstasy of delight of a little New Zealand girl,
+who, beholding the Isle of Wight for the first time,
+exclaimed to me: “How rich they must be!
+Why, it’s all laid down in English grass!”</p>
+
+<p>Other flower-seeds, of course, shared the same
+fate, and it was indeed gardening under difficulties.
+But in the vegetable-garden consolation could be
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</span>found in the potatoes, strawberries, and green
+peas, which were huge in size and abundant in
+quantity.</p>
+
+<p>Indoors all soon looked bright and cheery; and
+besides the books we brought out, I started a
+magazine and book club in connection with a
+London library, which answered very well, and gave
+great delight to our neighbours, chiefly shepherds.
+These men were often of Scotch or north of England
+birth, and of a very good type. Their lives, however,
+were necessarily monotonous and lonely, and
+they were very glad of books. We had a short
+Church service every Sunday afternoon, to which
+they gladly came, and then they took new books
+back with them.</p>
+
+<p>The only grudge I ever had against these men
+was that they all tried to provide themselves with
+wives among my maids, and by so doing greatly
+added to my difficulties with these damsels. Far
+from accepting Strephon’s honourable proposals,
+Chloe would make these offers—which apparently
+bored her—an excuse for giving up her place and
+returning to the gay metropolis.</p>
+
+<p>I honestly think those maids (I had but two of
+them at a time) were the chief, if not the only,
+real worry of my happy New Zealand life. Nothing
+would ever induce them to remain more than four
+months at the station. In spite of the suitors, they
+found it “lonely,” and away they went. Changing
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</span>was such a troublesome business and always meant
+a week without any servants at all, for the dray—their
+sole means of conveyance—took two days on
+the road each way, and then there were always
+stores to buy and bring back, and the driver declared
+his horses needed a couple of days’ rest in
+town. Some of the various reasons the maids
+gave for leaving were truly absurd. Once I came
+into the kitchen on a bright winter’s morning to
+find them seated on a sort of sofa (made of chintz-covered
+boxes), clasped in each other’s arms, and
+weeping bitterly. With difficulty I got out of
+them that their sole grievance was the sound of
+the bleating of the sheep, a “mob” of which were
+feeding on the nearest hillside. It was “lonesome
+like,” and they must return to town immediately.</p>
+
+<p>These girls, as well as their predecessors and
+successors, were a continual mystery to me, and
+I never could understand why they became servants
+at all. Not one of them ever had the faintest
+idea of what duties she had to perform or how to
+perform them. A cook had never, apparently, been
+in a kitchen before, nor had the housemaid ever
+seen, or at least handled, a broom or a duster. I
+was only an ignorant beginner in those days, and yet
+found myself obliged to teach the most elementary
+duties. They were nearly all factory-girls; and
+when I asked “Who did these things for you at
+home?” always answered “Mother.” They had
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</span>never held a needle until I taught them how to
+do so; and as for mending or darning, that was
+regarded as sheer waste of time. The first thing
+they had to learn was to bake bread, and as, unfortunately,
+the best teacher was our head shepherd—a
+good-looking, well-to-do young man—the
+“courting” began very soon, though it never
+seemed successful, and poor Ridge’s heart must
+have been torn to pieces during those three years
+of obdurate pupils.</p>
+
+<p>I must, however, say here that, ignorant to an
+incredible degree as my various “helps” were, I
+found them perfectly honest and perfectly respectable.
+I never had the slightest fault to find
+on either of these counts. Sobriety went without
+saying, for it was compulsory, as the nearest public-house
+was a dozen miles away across trackless
+hills.</p>
+
+<p>It was a real tragic time, for me at least, that
+constantly recurring week between the departure
+and arrival of my maids; but I am inclined to
+think, on mature reflection, that my worst troubles
+arose from the volunteers who insisted on helping
+me. These kindly A.D.C.’s,—owners or pupils on
+neighbouring stations,—all professed to be quite
+familiar with domestic matters. But I found a
+sad falling-off when it came to putting their theories
+into practice in my kitchen. It generally turned out
+that they had made a hasty study of various paragraphs
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</span>in that useful work “Inquire Within, &amp;c.,”
+and then started forth to carry out the directions
+they had mastered. For instance, one stalwart
+neighbour presented a smiling face at our hall-door
+one morning and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve come to wash up.”</p>
+
+<p>“That is very kind of you,” I replied; “but
+are you sure you know how?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh yes—just try me, and you’ll see. Very
+hot water, you know: boiling, in fact.”</p>
+
+<p>Well, there was no difficulty about the hot
+water, which was poured into a tub in which a
+good many of my pretty china plates and dishes
+were standing. The next moment I heard a yell
+and a crash—and I am very much afraid “a big,
+big D——”—and my “help” was jumping about
+the kitchen wringing his hands and shouting for
+cotton-wool and salad-oil and what not. It seemed
+a mere detail after this calamity to discover that
+half-a-dozen plates were broken and as many
+more cracked. “The beastly thing was so hot”
+being the excuse.</p>
+
+<p>The first time the maids left I thought I would,
+so to speak, victual the garrison beforehand, and
+I had quantities of bread baked and butter churned
+and meat-pies made and joints roasted; but at
+the end of a couple of days the larder was nearly
+empty, partly on account of the gigantic appetites
+we all had, and partly because of the addition
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</span>to our home party of all these volunteers who
+always seized the excuse of helping. As a
+matter of fact, my “helps” generally betook
+themselves to a rifle-range F. had set up down the
+valley, or else they organised athletic sports. I
+should not have minded their doing so, if it had
+not, apparently, increased their appetites.</p>
+
+<p>Never can I forget an awful experience I went
+through with one of my earliest attempts at bread-making.
+I felt it was a serious matter, and not
+to be lightly taken in hand, so I turned my helps,
+one and all, out of the kitchen, and proceeded
+to carry out the directions as written down. First
+the dough was to be “set.” That was an anxious
+business. The prescribed quantity of flour had to
+be put in a milk-pan, the orthodox hole in the
+centre of the white heap was duly made, and then
+came the critical moment of adding the yeast.
+There was only one bottle of this precious ingredient
+left, and it was evidently very much
+“up,” as yeast ought to be. Under these circumstances,
+to take out the cork of that bottle
+was exactly like firing a pistol, and I do not like
+firing pistols. So I was obliged to call for an
+assistant. All rushed in gleefully, declaring that
+opening yeast-bottles was their show accomplishment,
+but F. was the first to seize it. He gave
+it a great shake. Out flew the cork right up to
+the rafters, and after it flew <em>all</em> my beautiful yeast,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</span>leaving only dregs of hops and potatoes, which
+F., turning the bottle upside down, emptied into
+the flour. Of course it was all spoiled, though I
+tried hard to produce something of the nature of
+bread out of it. But certainly it was horribly
+heavy and damp.</p>
+
+<p>One thing my New Zealand experiences taught
+me, and that was the skill and patience and variety
+of knowledge required to produce the simple
+things of our daily life—things which we accept as
+much as a matter of course as the air we breathe.
+But if you have to attempt them yourself, you
+end by having a great respect for those who do
+them apparently without effort.</p>
+
+<p>I have often been asked how we amused ourselves
+in that lonely valley. There was not very
+much time for amusement, for we were all very
+busy. There was mustering and drafting to be
+done, besides the annual business of shearing,
+which was a tremendous affair. It is true I developed
+quite a talent for grafting pleasure upon
+business; and when a long boundary ride had
+to be taken, or a new length of fencing inspected
+(in those days wire fences could not be put up
+even at that comparatively short distance from a
+town under £100 a mile), I contrived to make it
+a sort of picnic, and enjoyed it thoroughly. The
+one drawback to my happiness was the dreadful
+track—it were gross flattery to call it a road—over
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</span>which our way generally led us. No English horse
+would have attempted the break-neck places our
+nags took us safely over. Up and down slippery
+steep stairs, where all four feet had to be collected
+carefully on each step, before an attempt to reach
+the next could be made; across swamps where
+there was no foothold except on an occasional
+tussock; over creeks with crumbling banks. At
+first I really could not believe that I was expected
+to follow over such places, but I was only adjured
+to “sit tight and leave it all to my horse,” and
+certainly I survived to tell the tale! The only
+fall I had during all those three years of real
+rough-riding was cantering over a perfectly smooth
+plain, when a little bag strapped to my saddle
+slipped down and struck my very spirited mare
+beneath her body. She bucked frantically, and I
+flew into space, alighting on the point of my
+shoulder, which I broke. On that occasion I was
+the victim of a good deal of amateur surgery,
+but it all came right eventually, though I could
+not use my arm for a long time.</p>
+
+<p>But to return to our amusements. Boar-hunting
+was perhaps the most exciting; though I was not
+allowed to call that an amusement, for it was
+absolutely necessary to keep down the wild pigs,
+which we owe to Captain Cook. A sow will follow
+very young lambs until they drop, separating them
+from their mothers and giving them no rest. When
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</span>the poor little things fall exhausted the sow then
+devours them, but it is almost impossible to track
+and shoot these same sows, for they hide themselves
+and their litters in the most marvellous way.
+The shepherds occasionally come across them, and
+then have a great orgy of sucking-pig. But
+the big boar whose shoulder-scales are like plated
+armour and quite bullet-proof, and whose tusks
+are as sharp as razors, gives really very good
+sport, and must be warily stalked. These expeditions
+had always to be undertaken on foot, and
+I insisted on going because I had heard gruesome
+stories of accidents to sportsmen, who had perished
+of cold and hunger on desolate hillsides when out
+after boars. So I always begged to be taken out
+stalking, and as I carried a basket with sandwiches
+and cake and a bottle of cold tea, my company
+was graciously accepted.</p>
+
+<p>These expeditions always took place in the winter,
+for the affairs of the sheep seemed to occupy most
+of the summer, and besides it would have been
+too hot for climbing steep hillsides and exploring
+long winding gullies in anything but cold May
+and June weather. The boars gave excellent
+sport, and I well remember, after a long day’s
+stalk up the gorge of the Selwyn River, our pride
+and triumph when F., who had taken a careful
+aim at what looked exactly like one of the grey
+boulders strewn about on the opposite hillside,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span>fired his rifle, and a huge boar leapt into the air,
+only to fall dead and come crashing down the
+steep slope.</p>
+
+<p>Then there were some glorious days after wild
+cattle, but that was a long way off in the great
+Kowai Bush, and we had to camp out for nearly
+a week. It was difficult work getting through the
+forest, as, although there was a sort of track, it
+was often impassable by reason of fallen trees.
+Of course we were on foot; but it greatly adds
+to one’s work to have constantly to climb or
+scramble over a barrier of branches. All the
+gentlemen carried compasses as the only means
+of steering through the curious green gloom.
+Though it was the height of summer, we never
+saw a ray of sunshine, and it was always delightfully
+cool. Every now and then we came to a
+clearing, and so could see where we were. One of
+these openings showed us the great Waimakariri
+River swirling beneath its high wooded banks, and
+it was, just there, literally covered with wild duck—grey,
+blue, and “Paradise”—all excellent eating,
+but I am thankful to say that the sportsmen forbore
+to shoot, as it would have been impossible
+to retrieve the birds. Some fine young bullocks
+fell every day to their rifles; but although I heard
+the shots and the ensuing shouts of joy, the thickness
+of the “bush” always prevented (happily!)
+my seeing the victims.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</span></p>
+<p>The undergrowth of that “bush”—<i lang="fr">Anglicè</i>,
+forest—was the most beautiful thing imaginable,
+and the familiar stag’s-head and hart’s-tongue grew
+side by side with exquisite forms quite unknown
+to me. Besides the profusion of ferns, there was a
+wealth of delicate fairy-like foliage, but never a
+flower to be seen on account of the want of sun.</p>
+
+<p>In summer we sometimes went down to the
+nearest creek, about a mile away, for eel-fishing,
+but I did not care much for that form of sport.
+It meant sitting in star-light and solitude for many
+hours, and one got drenched with dew into the
+bargain. The preparations were the most amusing
+part, especially the making of balls of worsted-ends
+with lumps of mutton tied craftily in the
+middle; the idea being that when the eel snapped
+at the meat his teeth ought to stick in the worsted,
+and so he would become an easy prey to the
+angler. This came off according to the programme,
+and even I caught some; but they were far too
+heavy to lift out of the water, as there was no
+“playing” an eel, and the dead weight had to
+be raised by the flax-stick which was my only
+fishing-rod. However, quite enough of the horrid
+slimy things were secured to make succulent pies
+for those who liked them.</p>
+
+<p>We once invented an amusement for ourselves
+by going up a mountain on our station three
+thousand feet high, and sleeping there in order
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span>to see the sunrise next morning. I ought, perhaps,
+to explain that these Malvern Hills among
+which our sheep-station lay are really the lowest
+spurs of the great Southern Alps, so that even
+on our run the hills attained quite a respectable
+height. I had heard from those who had gone
+up this hill—quite near our little house—how wide
+and beautiful was the outlook from its summit,
+so I never rested until the expedition was arranged.
+Of course, it was only possible in the height of
+summer, and we chose an ideally beautiful afternoon
+for our start directly after an early dinner.
+It was possible to ride a good way up the hill,
+and then we dismounted (there were five of us),
+and took the saddles and bridles off the horses,
+tied them to flax-bushes within easy reach of
+good feed, and commenced the climb of the last
+and steepest bit of the ascent.</p>
+
+<p>It was rather amusing to find, as soon as it
+came to carrying them up ourselves, how many
+things were suddenly pronounced to be quite unnecessary.
+Food and drink had to be carried (the
+drink consisting of water for tea) and a pair of
+red blankets for shelter, and just one little extra
+blanket for me. My share of the porterage was
+only a bottle of milk strapped to my back—for it
+took both hands to scramble up, holding on to the
+long tussocks of grass—but I felt that I was laden
+to the extent of my carrying capacity! The four
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</span>gentlemen had really heavy loads (“swags,” as
+they called all parcels or bundles), under which,
+however, they gallantly struggled up. There was
+no time to admire any view when at last we stood,
+breathless and panting, on the little plateau at
+the very top, for the twilight was fast fading, and
+there was the tent to be put up and wood to collect
+for the fire.</p>
+
+<p>Fortunately, all those hillsides were more or less
+strewn with charred logs of a splendid hard red
+wood, called “totara,” the last traces of the forest
+or bush with which they were once covered.
+The shepherds always pick up and bring down
+any of these logs which they come across when
+mustering or boundary-keeping, for they find them
+a great prize for their fires, burning slowly, and
+giving out a fine heat.</p>
+
+<p>When we came to pitch the tent, there seemed
+such a draught through it that I gave up my own
+particular blanket to block up one end, and contented
+myself with a little jacket. But oh, how
+cold it was! We did not find it out just at first,
+for we were all too busy settling ourselves, lighting
+the fire, unpacking, and so forth. But after
+we had eaten the pies and provisions, and drunk
+a quantity of tea, there did not seem much to do
+except to turn in so as to be ready for the sunrise.
+Some tussocks of coarse grass had been cut to
+make a sort of bed for me, after the fashion of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span>the wild-pigs, who, the shepherds declare, “have
+clean sheets every night,” for they never use
+their lair more than once, and always sleep on fresh
+bitten-off grass. In spite of this luxury, however,
+I must say I found the ground <em>very</em> hard, and the
+wind, against which the blankets seemed absolutely
+no protection, <em>very</em> cold. Also the length
+of that night was something marvellous; and
+when we looked down into the valley and saw
+the lights twinkling in our own little homestead,
+and reflected that it could not be yet ten o’clock,
+a sense of foolishness took possession of us. Every
+one looked, as seen by the firelight, cold and
+miserable, but happily no one was cross or reproachful.
+Three of the gentlemen sat round the
+fire smoking all night, with occasional very weak
+“grogs” to cheer them. F. shared the tent with
+me and Nettle, my little fox-terrier; but Nettle
+showed himself a selfish doggie that night. I
+wanted him to sleep curled up at my back for
+warmth, but he would insist on so arranging himself
+that I was at <em>his</em> back, which was not the
+same thing for me at all.</p>
+
+<p>We certainly verified the proverb of its being
+darkest before dawn, for the stars seemed to fade
+quite out, and an inky blackness stole over earth
+and sky an hour or so before a pale streak grew
+luminous in the east. I fear I must confess to
+having by that time quite forgotten my ardent
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</span>desire to see the sunrise. All I thought of was
+the joy of getting home, and being warm once
+more; and, as soon as it was light enough to see
+anything, we began to strike the little tent and
+pack up the empty dishes and pannikins. But
+long before we could have thought it possible,
+and long before it could be seen from the deep
+valley below us, the sun uprose, and one felt as
+if one was looking at the majestic sight for the
+first time since the Creation. Nothing could have
+been more magnificent than the sudden flood of
+light bursting over the wide expanse. Fifty miles
+away, the glistening waves of the Pacific showed
+quite clearly; below us spread the vast Canterbury
+Plains, with the great Waimakariri River
+flowing through them like a tangle of silver ribbons.
+To the west rose steep, forest-covered hills, still
+dark and gloomy, with the eerie-looking outline
+of the snow-ranges rising behind. A light mist
+marked where the great Ellesmere Lake lay, the
+strange thing about which is that, although only
+a slight bar of sand separates it from the sea, its
+waters are quite fresh. All we could see of the
+River Rakaia were its steep banks, but beyond
+them again shone the gleam of the Rangitata’s
+waters, whilst close under our feet the Selwyn
+ran darkly through its narrow gorge. The little
+green patches of cultivation—so few and far between
+in those days—each with its tiny cottage,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span>gave a little homelike touch which was delightful,
+as did also the strings of sheep going noisily down
+from their high camping-grounds to feed in the
+sheltered valleys or on the sunny slopes. It was
+certainly a most beautiful panorama, and we all
+agreed that it was well worth our long, cold night
+of waiting. Still, we got home as quickly as we
+could, and I remember the day proved a very
+quiet one. I suspect there were many surreptitious
+naps indulged in by us poor “Watchers of the
+Night.”</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="II"><abbr title="2">II</abbr><br>
+
+<small>OLD NEW ZEALAND—<i>Continued</i></small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>No wandering reminiscence of these distant days
+would be complete without a brief mention of the
+famous snowstorm of 1867, at which I assisted.</p>
+
+<p>I must say a prefatory word or two about the
+climate—so far as my three years’ experience went—in
+order to explain the full force of the disaster
+that fall of snow wrought. The winters were
+short and delicious, except for an occasional week
+of wet weather, which, however, was always regarded
+by the sheep-farmer as excellent for filling
+up the creeks, making the grass grow, and being
+everything that was natural and desirable. When
+it did not rain, the winter weather was simply
+enchanting, although one had to be prepared for
+its sudden caprices, for weather is weather even
+at the antipodes, and consequently unreliable.
+Sometimes we started on an ideally exquisite
+morning for a long ride on some station business.
+The air would be still and delicious, fresh and
+exhilarating to a degree hardly to be understood;
+the sun brilliant and just sufficiently warming.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</span>All would go well for four or five hours, until,
+perhaps, we had crossed a low saddle in the mountains
+and were coming home by the gorge of a
+river. In ten minutes everything might have
+changed. A sou’-wester would have sprung up
+as though let out of a bag, heavy drops of rain
+would be succeeded by a snow-flurry, in which it
+was not always easy to find one’s way home across
+swamps and over creeks, and the riders who set
+forth so gaily at ten of the clock that same morning
+would return in the fast-gathering darkness wet
+to the skin, or rather frozen to the bone. I have
+often found it difficult to get out of my habit, so
+stiff with frozen snow was its bodice.</p>
+
+<p>No one ever dreamed of catching cold, however,
+from the meteorological changes and chances, an
+immunity which no doubt we owed to the fact
+that we led, whether we liked it or not, an open-air
+life. The little weather-boarded house, with
+its canvas-papered lining, did not offer much protection
+from a hard frost, and I have often found a
+heap of feathery snow on a chair near my closed
+bedroom window; the snow having drifted in
+through the ill-fitting frame.</p>
+
+<p>Still these snow-showers, and even hard frosts
+(which usually melted by midday), did no harm
+to man or beast, and found us totally unprepared
+for the fall in August 1867. Of course there were
+no meteorological records kept in those days, for
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</span>they had not long been started even in England,
+and we had nothing to go by except the
+Maori traditions, which held no record of anything
+the least like that snowstorm. Indeed, I
+had seldom seen snow lie on the ground for more
+than an hour after the sun rose, and it never
+was thought of as a danger in our comparatively
+low hills.</p>
+
+<p>I well remember that Monday morning and the
+strange restlessness which seemed to extend to the
+sheep, for they must have felt the coming trouble
+long before we thought of calamity. The weather
+during the last week of July had been quite beautiful,
+our regular winter weather, and we had taken
+advantage of it to send the dray down to Christchurch
+for supplies. My store-room was all but
+empty, and the tea-chest, flour and sugar bags,
+held hardly half-a-week’s consumption, so the
+drayman was charged not to linger, but to turn
+round and come back directly he got his load.
+When speaking of supplies it must be borne in
+mind that tinned provisions were almost unknown
+in those days, and certainly never found their
+way to a New Zealand sheep station. F. had also
+taken advantage of the beautiful open weather
+to ride down to Christchurch about wool matters,
+so I expected to be quite alone with a youth who
+was learning sheep-farming under F.’s auspices,
+and my two servants.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span></p>
+<p>But F. had hardly started before a cousin rode
+up the track and, hearing I was feeling somewhat
+depressed and lonely, very kindly volunteered to
+stay, and before the afternoon was over a neighbouring
+young squatter also appeared, and asked
+(as was quite a common thing in that hotel-less
+district) for shelter for the night. Nothing could
+have been more unexpected—except that one’s
+station guests always were unexpected—than these
+two visitors, but it proved a fortunate chance for
+me that they appeared just then.</p>
+
+<p>The weather was certainly curious, and we all
+noticed that the sound of the sheep’s bleat never
+ceased. Now the odd thing at a sheep station
+used to be that you hardly ever saw a sheep, and
+still more seldom heard one, except perhaps in
+the early morning, when they were coming down
+from their high camping-grounds. And sheep
+always “travel” head to wind, but the sheep that
+afternoon kept moving in exactly the contrary
+direction. Still I was not in the least uneasy
+about the weather, except as it might affect the
+comfort of F.’s seventy-five mile ride to town,
+and I knew he would be under comfortable shelter
+at a friend’s half-way house that night. So we
+gaily and lavishly partook of our supper-dinner,
+had an absurd game of whist, and went to bed
+as usual.</p>
+
+<p>It was no surprise to see snow falling steadily
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</span>next morning, but it was disagreeable to find there
+was very little mutton in the house, and that it
+was quite likely the shepherd would wait for the
+weather to clear before starting across the hills
+and swamps between us and the little homestead
+where the woolshed stood, and from whence the
+business of the station was carried on.</p>
+
+<p>The three gentlemen lounged about all day and
+smoked a good deal. They told me afterwards
+how bitterly they regretted not having made some
+preparation in the way of at least bringing in
+fuel, or putting extra food for the fowls, &amp;c. But
+each said to the other every five minutes, “Oh,
+you know snow in New Zealand <em>never</em> lasts,” though
+their experience was only a very few years old.
+It was short commons that second day, and I
+thought sadly that the dray would have only
+reached Christchurch that evening! We all felt
+depressed, and, as no one had any use for depression
+up that valley, the sensation was quite new
+to us.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until we met on the third morning,
+however, that we at all acknowledged our fears.
+By this time the snow was at least four feet deep
+in the shallowest places, and still continued to
+fall steadily. It was impossible to see even where
+the fowl-house and pig-sties stood, on the weather
+side of the house. All the great logs of wood
+lying about waiting to be cut up were hidden, so
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span>was the little shed full of coal. A smooth high
+slope, like a hillock, stretched from the outer
+kitchen door, which could not be opened that
+morning, out into the floating whiteness. All our
+windows were nearly blocked up and became quite
+so by the evening, and no door except one, which
+opened inwards, could be used. And we had
+literally no food in the house. The tea at breakfast
+was merely coloured hot water, and we each
+had a couple of picnic biscuits. For dinner there
+was a little rice and salt. Imagine six people to
+be fed every day, and an empty larder and store-room!</p>
+
+<p>The day after that my maids declined to get up,
+declaring they preferred to “die warm”; so I
+took them in a sardine each, a few ratafia biscuits,
+and a spoonful of apricot jam. Those were our
+own rations for that day. We had by that time
+broken up every box for fuel, and only lighted
+a fire in the kitchen, where also a solitary candle
+burned.</p>
+
+<p>“Be very careful of the dips,” said one of my
+guests, “for I’ve read of people eating them.”</p>
+
+<p>“I hear the cat mewing under the house,” said
+another; “we’ll try to get hold of her.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wonder if those are the cows?” asked a
+third, pointing to three formless heaps high above
+the stockyard rails, but within them.</p>
+
+<p>By Friday morning the maids, still in bed, were
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</span>asking tearfully, “And oh! when do you think
+we’ll be found, mum?” Whereas my anxiety was
+to find something to feed them with! We shook
+out a heap of discarded flour-bags and got, to our
+joy, quite a plateful of flour, and a careful smoothing
+out of the lead lining of old tea-chests yielded
+a few leaves, so we had girdle-cakes and tea that
+day. I was very unhappy about the dogs: the
+horses were out on the run as usual, so it was no
+use thinking of them.</p>
+
+<p>On Saturday there was literally nothing at all
+in the house (which was quite dark, remember),
+and my three starving men roped themselves together
+and struggled out, tunnelling through the
+snow, in the direction where they thought the
+fowl-house must lie. After a couple of hours’ hard
+work they hit upon its roof, tore off some of the
+wooden shingles, and captured a few bundles of
+feathers, which were what my poor dear hens were
+reduced to. However, there was a joyful struggle
+back, and after some hasty preparation the fowls
+were put into a saucepan with a lump of snow,
+for there was no water to be got anywhere, and a
+sort of stew resulted, of which we thankfully partook.
+This heartened up the gentlemen to make
+another sally to the stockyard in search of the
+cows. The clever creatures had kept moving round
+and round as the snow fell, so as to make a sort
+of wider tomb for themselves, and they were alive,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span>though mere bundles of skin and bone. They
+were dragged by ropes to the stable and there fed
+with oaten hay. It was no question of milking
+the poor things, for they were quite dry.</p>
+
+<p>Next day the dogs were dug out, but only one
+young and strong one survived. Two more were
+alive, but died soon after.</p>
+
+<p>On Sunday it had ceased snowing and the wind
+showed signs of changing. I struggled a yard or
+two out of the house, as it was such a blessing
+to get into daylight again. My view was of course
+much circumscribed, as I could only see up and
+down the “flat,” as the valley was called. But
+it all looked quite different; not a fence or familiar
+landmark to be seen on any side. If I could have
+been wafted to the top of the mountain from which
+we saw the sun rise the summer before, what a
+white world should I have beheld! And if I could
+have soared still higher and looked over the whole
+of the vast Canterbury Plains, I should have been
+gazing at the smooth winding-sheet of half a million
+of sheep, for that was found, later, to be the loss
+in that Province alone.</p>
+
+<p>Yet, as we afterwards came to know, it was
+not really the fall of snow, tremendous as it had
+been, which cost the Province nearly all its stock.
+As I have said, the wind changed to the north-west—the
+warm quarter—on Sunday night, and it
+rained heavily as well as blowing half a gale. On
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</span>Monday morning the snow was off the roof and it
+was possible to clear some of the windows. An
+early excursion was also made to the styes and a
+very thin pig was killed, and, as a bag of Indian
+meal for fattening poultry had also been found
+in the stable loft, a sort of cake could be made.
+So we were no longer starving, and the maids
+got up!</p>
+
+<p>Twenty-four hours of this warm rain and wind
+was what did all the mischief to the poor sheep.
+By Monday night every creek within sight had
+overflowed its banks, and was running—a dirty
+yellow stream—over the fast-melting snowfields.
+The rapid thaw and the flooded creeks made locomotion
+more difficult than ever, but the three
+gentlemen set to work at once to try to release
+the imprisoned sheep. There was but one dog
+to work with, and he was so weak he could hardly
+move, but the poor sheep were still weaker. Contrary
+to their custom they had mostly sought
+refuge beneath the projecting banks of the creeks,
+and would have been safe enough there had not
+the sudden thaw let the water in on them before
+they could struggle up, so they were nearly all
+drowned. It was most pathetic to discover how
+in some places the mothers had tried to save the
+lambs by standing over them in a leaning attitude
+so as to make a shelter. The lambing season had
+just begun, and on our own run, which was but
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span>a small one, we lost three thousand lambs. Several
+were brought in to me to try to save, but I had
+no cow’s milk to give them, and warm meal and
+water did not prove enough to keep the poor little
+starving creatures alive. It was heart-breaking
+work, and when F. returned it was to find the
+fences tapestried with the skins of a thousand
+sheep.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as we could move about on horseback
+we rode all over the run and found that the sheep
+had evidently fared better when they had kept
+on higher ground. It was curious to see the
+tops of the little Ti-ti palms, some ten or twelve
+feet high, entirely nibbled off where the sheep
+had clustered round them, and, as the snow fell,
+mounted higher and higher until they could reach
+the green leaves. In those days all the flocks
+were pure or half-bred merino; active, hardy little
+black-faced sheep, tasting like Welsh mutton, and
+delicious eating. On these excursions we often
+came upon dead wild-pigs, boars cased in hides an
+inch thick, which had perished through sheer stress
+of weather. It was wonderful to think that thin-skinned
+animals, with only a few months’ growth
+of fine merino wool on their backs, could have
+survived.</p>
+
+<p>During the long bright summer which followed,
+we used often to ask each other if it could be true
+that hills had apparently been levelled and valleys
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</span>filled up by the heaviest snowstorm ever known.
+But when we looked at the Ti-ti palms with their
+topmost leaves gnawed to the stump, we realised
+that the sheep must have been standing on eight
+or nine feet of snow to reach them. When the
+survivors came to be shorn, it was plainly to be seen
+by the sort of “nick” in the fleece, where their
+three weeks’ imprisonment had evidently checked
+the growth of the wool. Many of the hardiest
+wethers must have been without food for that
+time, as the pasturage was either under snow or
+flooded.</p>
+
+<p>In looking back on that tragic time, its only
+bright memory is connected with tobogganing on
+a rough but giant scale, and I greatly wonder
+any of us survived that form of amusement. By
+the time every possible thing had been done for
+the surviving sheep, the snow had disappeared
+from all but the steep weather-side of the encircling
+hills, so our slides had to be arranged on
+very dangerous slopes.</p>
+
+<p>The sledges on which these perilous journeys
+were made consisted of a couple of short planks
+nailed together, with a batten across for one’s
+feet to rest on, and half a shears for a brake. If
+the gentlemen would only have made these rapid
+descents alone! But they insisted on my being
+a constant passenger. No one who has not gone
+through it can imagine the sensation of being
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span>launched on a bit of board down a mountain side!
+And yet there must have been a fearful joy in it,
+because after turning round and round many times
+as one flew over the hard snow surface, and arriving
+in a heap, head foremost, in a snowdrift, one was
+quite ready to try again. Luckily another north-west
+gale set in, and when it had blown itself
+out there were too many sharp-pointed rocks sticking
+up out of the remaining snow to make our mad
+descents practicable.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="III"><abbr title="3">III</abbr><br>
+
+<small>OLD NEW ZEALAND—<i>Continued</i></small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>I wonder if “swaggers” have been improved off
+the face of the country districts of New Zealand?
+Tramps one would perhaps have called them in England,
+and yet they were hardly tramps so much as
+men of a roving disposition, who wandered about
+asking for work, and they really could and did work
+if wanted. They nearly always appeared, with their
+“swag” (a roll of red blankets) on their backs,
+about sunset, and it was etiquette for them to offer
+to chop wood before shelter was suggested. A good
+meal of tea, mutton, and bread followed as a matter
+of course, and a shakedown in some shed. In the
+early morning, if there was no employment forthcoming,
+the “swagger” would fetch water, chop
+more wood, or do anything he was asked, before
+he got some more food and left. They always
+seemed very quiet, decent men, and perfectly
+honest. Indeed, a missing pair of boots (afterwards
+found to have only been mislaid) raised a
+great commotion in the whole country-side until
+they were found, and I suspect the owner had to
+apologise abjectly to all the “swaggers”!</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span></p>
+<p>The invariable custom of the “swagger” only
+appearing at sunset made it all the more wonderful
+when I found one crouched in a corner of the
+verandah at dawn one bitter winter’s morning.
+Now I was not at all in the habit of getting up
+at daylight in winter, but it was a glorious morning
+after nearly a week of wretched wet and cold
+weather. Some demon of restlessness must have
+induced me to jump up, huddle on a warm dressing-gown
+and start on a window-opening expedition,
+which led me shortly to the little hall-door.
+This I also opened to let in the fast-coming sunshine,
+and I nearly tumbled over the most forlorn object
+it is possible to imagine. At first I thought that
+a heap of wet and dirty clothes lay at my feet,
+but a shaggy head uprose and a feeble voice
+muttered, “I’m fair clemmed.” Such wistful eyes,
+like a lost, starving dog, glanced at me, and then
+the head dropped back. I thought the man was
+dead or dying, and I flew to wake up F. and to
+fetch my medicine bottle of brandy. But I could
+not get any down his throat until F. arrived on
+the scene and turned the poor creature over on
+his back. By this time I had roused up the
+“cadet,” and also got my maids hurriedly out of
+bed. My tale was so pitiful that the warm-hearted
+Irish cook—in the scantiest toilet—was lighting
+the kitchen fire by the time F. and Mr. U. brought
+the poor man in. Water was literally streaming
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</span>from him, and the first thing to be done was to
+get him out of his sodden clothes. Contributions
+from the two gentlemen were soon forthcoming,
+and after a brief retirement into my store-room,
+the wretched “swagger” emerged, dry indeed, but
+the image of exhaustion and starvation. Warm
+bread and milk every two hours was all we dared
+give him that day, and he slept and slept as if
+he never meant to wake again.</p>
+
+<p>I forget how many days passed before he had
+at all recovered, and by that time my maids had
+cleaned and mended his clothes in a surprising
+manner, and he had, himself, cobbled up his boots.
+A hat had to be provided and a pipe, but we could
+not spare any blankets for the “swag.” However,
+though he hardly spoke to any one, he told
+Mr. U. he felt quite able to start next day, and
+F. elicited from him with some difficulty—for it
+was against “swagger” etiquette ever to complain
+of the treatment of one station-holder to
+another—that at the very beginning of that bad
+weather he had found himself at sundown at a
+station about a dozen miles further back in the
+hills, and had been refused shelter. The man
+pointed out that he did not know the track over
+a difficult saddle, that very bad weather was evidently
+coming on, and that he had no food, but
+he was ruthlessly turned off and seemed soon to
+have lost his way. He wandered some days—he
+did not know how many—without food or shelter,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span>pelted by the merciless and continuous storm;
+his pipe and blankets soon got lost in one of
+the numerous bog-holes, and he really did not
+know how he found his way to our verandah,
+or how long before dawn he had been lying there.
+I must say it was the only instance I heard of
+brutality to a “swagger” whilst I was in New
+Zealand.</p>
+
+<p>Well, by the next morning I had ceased to think
+about the “swagger,” and when I looked out of my
+window to enjoy the delicious crisp air and the
+sunshine, I saw my friend coming round the corner
+of the house, evidently prepared to start. He
+looked round, but I had slipped behind the window
+curtain, so he saw no one. To my deep surprise,
+the man dropped on his knees upon the little gravel
+path, took off his hat, and poured forth the most
+impassioned prayer for all the dwellers beneath
+the roof which had given him shelter. Not a soul
+was stirring, so he could not have been doing it for
+effect, and he certainly had not seen me. I felt
+as if I had no right to listen, for it was as though
+he were laying bare his soul. First, there was his
+deep thankfulness for his own preservation most
+touchingly expressed, and then he prayed for
+every blessing on each and all of us, and, finally,
+as he rose from his knees, he signed the Cross over
+the little roof-tree which had sheltered him in
+his hour of need. And we had all thought him a
+silent and somewhat ungracious man!</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</span></p>
+<p>I really <em>cannot</em> believe that I often rode fifty
+miles to a ball, or rather two balls, danced all night
+for two successive nights, and rode back again the
+next day! The railway was even then creeping
+up the plains and saved us the last twenty-five
+miles of the road. These same balls were almost
+the only form of society in those days, for dinner-parties
+were impossible for want of anything but
+the most elementary service. Certainly there were
+bazaars sometimes, but I do not remember riding
+fifty miles for any of them! Such amusing things
+used to happen at these balls, which, no doubt,
+were very primitive, but we all enjoyed them too
+much to be critical.</p>
+
+<p>On one occasion the Governor had come to
+Christchurch for some political reason, and of
+course there were balls to welcome him. He had
+brought down some Maori chieftains with him;
+rumour said he was afraid to leave them behind
+in the North Island, where the seat of Government
+used to be and still is. Now I was very curious to
+see these chieftains, and it was somewhat of a
+shock to behold tall, well-built, dark-hued men
+faultlessly clad in correct evening-dress, but with
+tattooed faces. Presently one of the stewards of
+the ball came to me and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Te Henare wants very much to dance these
+Lancers; I should be so grateful if you would
+dance with him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly,” I answered; “but can he dance?”</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span></p>
+<p>“Oh, he will soon pick it up, and you’d have an
+interpreter.”</p>
+
+<p>Te Henare, who had been watching the result
+of the mission, now approached, made me a beautiful
+bow, offered his arm most correctly, and
+we took our places at the side, closely followed
+by the interpreter. I discovered through this
+gentleman that my dusky partner had never seen
+a ball or social gathering of any sort before, and
+that he had learned his bow and how to claim
+his partner since he entered the room. Of course,
+we danced in silence, and indeed I was fully occupied
+in admiring the extraordinary rapidity with
+which Te Henare mastered the intricacies of the
+dance. He never made a single mistake in any
+part which he had seen the top couples do first,
+and when I had to guide him he understood
+directly. It was a wonderful set of Lancers, and
+when it was over I told the interpreter that I was
+quite astonished to see how well Te Henare danced.
+This little compliment was duly repeated, and I
+could not imagine why the interpreter laughed at
+the answer. Te Henare seemed very anxious that
+it should be passed on to me and was most serious
+about it, so I insisted on being told. It seems the
+poor chieftain had said with a deep sigh, “Ah,
+if I might only dance without my clothes! No
+one could really dance in these horrid things!”</p>
+
+<p>Te Henare apologised through the interpreter
+for his tattooed face. His cheeks were decorated
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</span>with spiral dark-blue curves, and his forehead
+bore an excellent copy of a sea-shell. The poor
+man was deeply ashamed of his tattoo, and said
+he would give anything to get rid of the disfiguring
+marks, and so would the other chieftains, adding
+pathetically, “Until we came here we were proud
+of them.”</p>
+
+<p>I must confess I got rather tired of poor Te
+Henare, and indeed of all the chieftains, for they
+insisted on coming to call on me next day for the
+purpose of letting me hear some Maori music. I
+cannot truthfully say I enjoyed it. Every song
+seemed to have at least fifty verses as well as a
+refrain. Fortunately, they did not sing loudly,
+but there was no tune beyond a bar or two, and
+the monotony was maddening. The interpreter
+and I tried in vain to stop them, and at last I
+went away, leaving them still singing, quite happily,
+what I was informed was “a love-song.” It seemed
+more in the nature of a lullaby.</p>
+
+<p>I fear it is an unusual confession for a staid
+elderly woman to make, but I certainly enjoyed
+those unconventional—what might almost be called
+rough—days more than the long years of official
+routine and luxury which followed them. But
+then one looks back on those days through the
+softening haze of time and distance, of youth and
+health; and one realises that after all “the greatest
+of these is Love.”</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="IV"><abbr title="4">IV</abbr><br>
+
+<small>A MODERN NEW ZEALAND</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The passage of over a quarter of a century has
+of course made a great change all over the world
+in the matter of education, but probably nowhere
+would that change be more apparent than in New
+Zealand. Even in less than ten years after I
+had left the Colony, two thousand schools had
+been started under a new law, with a roll of two
+hundred thousand scholars. What must they
+number now? There are Schools for natives and
+Schools for the deaf and dumb and for the blind,
+Schools of Mines and Schools of Science, Technical
+Schools, and a fine Agricultural College in
+Canterbury.</p>
+
+<p>But in my day very few of the working men I
+came across, as our shepherds, shearers, and so
+forth, could read at all. One can hardly realise
+it, but so it was, and one of the first things I did
+was to start a sort of night school for these stalwart
+Empire-builders, in which, alas! I was the only
+teacher. The population was so thin and so
+scattered in those distant days that these men’s
+lives were necessarily very lonely, and those who
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</span>could read at all eagerly joined a little lending
+library, or rather a Book and Magazine Club,
+which I set going. At first I had only thought
+of providing literature for our neighbours—any
+one within fifty miles was a neighbour—but the
+shepherds begged to join, and of course I was
+delighted to enrol them.</p>
+
+<p>Looking back on those days, I fear the comic
+side of that educational attempt chiefly asserts
+itself. My pupils—only four or five at a time—were
+so big and so desperately shy. One gigantic
+Yorkshireman would only read, or rather attempt
+to read, with his broad back turned to me. Others
+almost wept over their difficulties. It really involved
+far more trouble on their part than on
+mine, for they had often some distance to ride,
+and over such trackless hills and swamps. It was
+found almost impracticable to have any set evening
+for the lessons, as sometimes weather, and sometimes
+their duties interfered; so at last it was
+settled that they should come any evening they
+could spare, and I would be ready for them by
+eight o’clock (so primitive was our dinner-hour!)
+in the little dining-room. Certainly the seeds of
+knowledge are <em>very</em> difficult to plant in later life,
+for intelligent as these men evidently were, and
+most eager to learn to read and write, they made
+but little progress under my tuition. Perhaps I
+was a bad teacher, for I had only the experience
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</span>of my own little boys’ very first lessons to
+guide me.</p>
+
+<p>Some of the incidental difficulties were very
+absurd. Two men lived in a hut up a lonely and
+distant river-gorge, who were among my earliest
+pupils, and they also came regularly on Sunday
+to the little afternoon service. But they never
+came together, and their brand-new suit of
+shepherd’s plaid had always a strange effect. First
+they tried my gravity by invariably stepping up
+to me with their prayer-books to find their places
+for them, and saying loudly each time, “Thank
+you kindly, Mum.” I dared not say a word for
+fear of frightening them away. But one day I
+ventured to ask why they could not come together,
+either to the lessons or the service, and was informed
+that the clothes were the difficulty.</p>
+
+<p>“You see, it’s this way, Mum. We’ve only got
+one suit, and we got it a between-size on purpose.
+Joe, he’s too tall, and I’m too short, so I turns it
+up, and Joe he wears leggin’s and such like, and
+so we makes it do till after shearin’.”</p>
+
+<p>But I do not want to laugh when I think of the
+last time I met my bearded pupils. My own face
+was set towards England then, and I had to say
+good-bye to the happy valley and to my scholars.
+They were made shyer than ever by my shaking
+hands with them, and only one said a farewell
+word. “To England, home and beauty, of course,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span>Mum, you’d be glad to go, but it’s rough on us.”
+This cryptic utterance seemed quite to express
+his and his “mate’s” meaning, though it still
+remains dark to me.</p>
+
+<p>The Canterbury Plains are now covered with
+fields of wheat and all kinds of agricultural produce.
+The rare “English grass” of my day is
+almost universal. Except in the very back-country
+stations, the little hardy merino sheep has given
+way to the more substantial Southdown, whose
+frozen carcase comes back to us in the shape of
+excellent mutton. Comfortable homesteads are
+within hailing distance of each other. Railways,
+telegraphs, telephones, and all the latest scientific
+annihilators of time and space are thickly planted
+everywhere. I used to look down the valley on
+to certain white cliffs which seemed to bound my
+view in that direction, and, speaking of it the
+other day, some one said, “Oh, the terminus of
+the nearest railway to your old ‘run’ stands
+there now.” I cannot realise that the whistle of
+an engine has taken the place of the shrill scream
+of a huge hawk—more like an eagle than a hawk—which
+haunted that lonely spot.</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps the greatest difference of all would
+be found in the sport.</p>
+
+<p>In my day there was absolutely nothing except
+the wild boars, and the difficulties of introducing
+game seemed at first insurmountable. Mr. Frank
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</span>Buckland sent out quantities of salmon ova packed
+in ice, of which hardly a single specimen survived
+the long voyage. Then people told me that the
+New Zealand rivers were impossible to stock,
+owing to a bad habit they had of constantly
+changing their beds without warning. It is true
+that I saw that happen at those very white cliffs
+I have just spoken of, where, after an unusually
+violent hot north-west gale which melted the
+snows in the mountains, the river running beneath
+those cliffs changed its course entirely during one
+night, cutting another wide and deep channel for
+itself over very good grazing ground, and leaving
+the owner of that particular spot with a vast
+extent of shingle-covered river-bed in exchange,
+on which, as he pathetically said, “a grasshopper
+could not find enough green meat.”</p>
+
+<p>One can easily understand that respectable stay-at-home
+English fish would not be able to shift
+their quarters at such short notice, but yet I am
+now assured that a good basket of trout can
+be landed from almost any New Zealand stream.
+They must have become very “mobile”! I
+wonder if any of these same fish are the descendants
+of what I always regarded as <em>my</em> trout!</p>
+
+<p>This was the way of it. Not long before we
+left New Zealand, one of our squatter neighbours,
+who was anxious to stock a fine stream running
+through his property, offered to give a home and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</span>a chance to some of the newly-imported trout ova.
+I happened to meet him on one of my rare visits
+to Christchurch, and inquired as to the progress
+of his trout plans. I suppose that put the idea
+into his head, for he first asked when we were
+returning to our station, and then earnestly entreated
+to be allowed to drive me back in a sort of
+buggy or gig he possessed. I greatly preferred
+riding, and told him so, but he seemed most anxious
+for my company, and finally said he would speak
+to F. about it. I felt quite willing to abide by
+<em>his</em> decision, which I flattered myself would be
+that I must certainly ride back with him. But
+to my dismay F. said, “I think you had better
+drive with ——.” So there was no help for it, and
+at the appointed early hour Mr. —— drove up,
+I was packed into the buggy, and then the whole
+villainous scheme revealed itself! I was wanted
+to carry a small pail full of trout ova, carefully,
+so that it should not be jolted or spill. My whole
+attention and my every thought were to be devoted
+to that sole object. I must not move or
+talk; I must think of nothing but that pail.
+Mr. —— assured me later that his mind would
+be entirely fixed on avoiding every stone or even
+inequality on the road, so that the precious freight
+might not be jeopardised. And I had seventy-five
+miles before me! If we came to a really rough
+bit of road, I had to hold that pail out, on the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</span>principle of a swinging cot at sea. Fortunately,
+there was a halt in the middle of the day, but only
+for the benefit of the ova; however, my aching
+arms got just a little rest. To make my sense
+of hardship more acute, F. rode near us most of
+the way, and constantly added his entreaties to
+me to “be very careful.” Later, I arrived at
+feeling a certain sense of pride in having conveyed
+those ova so carefully that they all survived the
+journey, but at the time I well remember my
+suppressed indignation and burning sense of injury
+at having been entrapped as a trout-carrier. But
+that only lasted so long as did the fatigue of my
+cramped position.</p>
+
+<p>There has always been very good sea-fishing
+almost everywhere on the coast, but we lived too
+far off to enjoy it. When, however, we went to
+Christchurch it was always a great treat to have
+at every meal the whitebait the Maoris sold in
+pretty little baskets of woven flax-leaves.</p>
+
+<p>I see in the latest accounts that our own familiar
+“Selwyn” is quite a favourite trout stream, but
+in the more distant big lakes, where the fish attain
+quite a large size, the water is so clear that a rod
+is useless, and netting is the only chance.</p>
+
+<p>Some means must have been found of keeping
+down the “weeka,” tamest and most impudent
+of apteryx. Very like a stout hen pheasant itself,
+only without the tail feathers, it used to be the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</span>sworn foe of pheasants in my day. It ate their
+eggs or killed the young birds. Many and doleful
+were the tales told of the wholesale massacre of
+the pioneer pheasant broods by the weekas, who
+seemed numerous as the sands of the sea-shore.
+Dogs hunted them, men shot them, but in both
+cases they were as elusive as the Boers, gliding
+from tussock to tussock, and when forced into
+the open, running almost faster than the eye could
+follow. To all my “bush” picnics the weekas
+invited themselves and cleared up every crumb.
+It would have needed a pack of terriers to keep
+them off, and although “Nettle” did his best he
+made no impression on the marauders. They were
+not good to eat, but the shepherds extracted an
+oil from the fat, which they declared made boots
+and leggings waterproof. Still, weekas had it very
+much their own way at that date. I see that
+hares and also Californian quail and plover flourish
+nowadays, and I know the wild-duck were always
+plentiful and delicious eating.</p>
+
+<p>There was a talk of importing deer even thirty-five
+years ago, but the idea did not find favour
+in the eyes of the run-holders. The fences were
+only three or four wires high, and would of course
+be no protection to the sheep, whose feed would
+be at the mercy of the new-comer. It was known
+that two hinds and a stag had been turned out in
+some well-grassed and forested low ranges in the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span>North Island as early as 1862, but one did not
+hear anything of them as either a danger or a
+pleasure. They were the only survivors of a batch
+sent from Windsor Forest by the late Prince
+Consort. The conditions must have been ideally
+favourable, for they have now spread all over
+the place, and afford excellent sport. Red deer
+seem to do well in our island (the Middle), though
+I do not fancy they have come at all near the part
+I knew. A few moose have been turned out on
+the West Coast of the same Island, and there is
+even a talk of importing wapiti and cariboo. But
+any one who wishes to know all about New Zealand—fur,
+fin, and feathers—cannot do better than
+study, as I have done with the greatest pleasure
+and profit, a delightful booklet by Mr. R. A.
+Loughman, of the Lands and Survey Department
+in Wellington, which no doubt can be procured
+at the Agent General for New Zealand’s Office. It
+makes one wish to set off directly for that favoured
+though distant shore, and Mr. Loughman asserts
+that numbers of sportsmen arrive there every year.</p>
+
+<p>I heard a great deal of modern New Zealand
+when the Imperial Representative Corps came back
+from their wonderful tour round Australia and
+New Zealand three years ago. It was most interesting
+and delightful to listen to the accounts of the
+progress everywhere; but as I had been so very
+much longer away from New Zealand, the marvellous
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</span>changes there took more hold of my
+imagination, and I was delighted to be told by all
+that it was still the most English place they visited.</p>
+
+<p>There was much to occupy the public mind at
+home just then, and I have often felt that we
+rather missed the value and significance of that
+tour, especially as it was somewhat overshadowed
+and crowded out by the rapture and magnificence
+of the welcome extended to their Royal Highnesses
+the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and York almost
+directly afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>We were still in the midst of the war in South
+Africa, and then, just after the Imperial Contingent
+left Sydney, to which it first went to take part in
+the ceremonies marking the Inauguration of the
+Australian Commonwealth, the Empire had to
+mourn the loss of its beloved Queen, and nowhere
+was the grief more personal and profound than
+on those distant shores. As the Commandant<a id="FNanchor_6_6" href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a>
+told me, although the sad news spoiled in a way
+the gaiety and <i lang="fr">éclat</i> of the greeting provided for
+the troops, still it was far more impressive to see
+the genuine grief and regret which the width of the
+world could not weaken. Memorial services everywhere
+took the place of balls, and the “Soldiers
+of the Queen” shared, with the splendid Colonial
+forces who were just then springing to arms at the
+Empire’s call, in honouring her dear memory.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</span></p>
+
+<p>But by the time Invercargill, the most southern
+point of New Zealand, had been reached, the first
+dark days of sorrow had passed, and the people
+could better give free scope to their hospitable
+instincts, and they greeted the Contingent with
+the heartiest welcome. The last time British
+troops had touched New Zealand shores it was to
+fight the Maoris, who now stood first and foremost
+in the cheering crowd, and delivered addresses of
+welcome with the best.</p>
+
+<p>The straight run down from the extreme south
+of Middle Island brought them in due time, through
+those great Canterbury Plains where harvesting
+was in full swing, down to Christchurch, and so
+on to Lyttelton. But there was always time,
+apparently, for delightful little picturesque episodes,
+such as stopping the train to let the detachment
+of Seaforth Highlanders march, with pipes playing,
+to visit one of the most prominent Scotch
+settlers, a man who had given his life’s work to
+the beautiful new land. Fancy what a dramatic
+moment! To hear the war-pipes skirl, and the
+old tunes played, all in one’s own honour and in
+recognition of splendid service!</p>
+
+<p>Then the thousand troops were taken on by sea
+to Wellington and shown everything in the length
+and breadth of all the fair land; up to the wonderful
+hot springs at Rotarua, down to the deer-stocked
+islands off Auckland. Everywhere, not
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</span>only did they receive a rapturous welcome from
+the cheering crowds, but there were many historic
+and picturesque moments in which the Maoris
+formed the central figures. I should like to have
+seen the old Maori chieftain, after the “haka”
+or native dance, fling his tasselled spear at the
+Commandant’s feet, saying, “For four hundred
+years this taiaha has been handed down from father
+to son, from son to grandson. But you and I
+alike are sons of our King, who rules in the place
+of the Queen we have lost. Take it, and let it
+descend to your children’s children.”</p>
+
+<p>Thrilling also must have been the sight of the
+veterans of former wars, now peaceful citizens, ending
+their days in comfort in these distant lands,
+yet, like the war-horse of Bible story, pricking up
+their ears and joining their new comrades. At all
+the reviews there the veteran sailors and soldiers
+were, marshalled in the old form and given prominent
+places; they themselves, with their medal-covered
+breasts, being objects of honour to the
+gorgeous visitors. And quite as thrilling must have
+been the ranks of cadets who lined the streets here
+and there. My own heart has often gone out to
+these chubby boy-soldiers when I have seen them—first
+at Adelaide in 1883, later in Western
+Australia, where the youthful corps bore my name,
+and was known as my “Own”—so it was with a
+peculiar interest that I read part of a speech of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span>Commandant’s when he was leaving Brisbane, but
+it applies equally well to the cadet corps of all the
+large New Zealand towns.</p>
+
+<p>“What pleased me most in the march through
+your streets to-day, more than even the enthusiastic
+greetings of the Queenslanders, was nearly
+a mile of boys lining the road by the railway
+station. Hundreds of sturdy youngsters, every one
+of them devouring our men with his eyes and doing
+his best to look like a soldier himself. I thought
+as I looked at their bright, keen young faces,
+‘<em>there</em> are our future Australian contingents.’”</p>
+
+<p>At Auckland there was one newly-raised detachment
+which had not yet got its uniform, but turned
+out in white shirts with black arm-bands and
+Panama hats. These sinewy, workmanlike “bushmen”
+had ridden in from the country district on
+their own horses—as workmanlike as themselves—not
+to take part in the big parade which every one
+was talking about, and which would be remembered
+for years, but in order to lend the Contingent their
+horses. Such stories—stories which I know to be
+true—show me that after all the lapse of years
+New Zealand still remains in heart the Old New
+Zealand of my day.</p>
+
+<p>But, speaking of medals, I was much amused at
+hearing that the youthful volunteers turned out
+sometimes quite covered with medals, extending as
+far back as the first Cape war and going on to the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</span>Crimea and the Mutiny. On its being remarked
+that they looked very young to have taken part
+in such distant campaigns, they admitted that the
+medals had belonged to their grandfathers and
+fathers, but that they conceived themselves entitled—as
+did many others who were not even
+volunteers—to wear them, and could see nothing
+at all laughable in doing so. It seemed to me a
+very wise concession on the part of the Colonial
+authorities to permit this, as a recognition of the
+natural pride of the sons of such men in their ancestors
+having fought for the Empire in bygone
+days, for they evidently regarded the medals as a
+link binding them to the dear old Mother-land.
+However, the present generation will proudly wear
+medals of their own winning, even if they do so
+side by side with those gained by their forefathers.
+Yes, those thousand picked men of that fine Imperial
+Contingent will have been so many Peace missionaries
+bringing back news of the loyalty as well as
+of the wealth and beauty of that fair England
+beyond the sea.</p>
+
+<p>Not less emphatically will these tidings be endorsed
+by the welcome extended to their King’s
+son and his gracious young wife when they too
+landed on those smiling shores a few months later.
+The message their Royal Highnesses brought was
+to the same effect, and received in the same spirit
+of love and gratitude. At all events it will not be
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span>our fault if our kinsmen beyond the sea, especially
+in the Islands of New Zealand, do not understand
+how we valued the splendid help they gave the
+Empire in its hour of need, and how grateful we
+are for it. I was reading a little while ago some of
+the evidence taken before the War Commission
+last year, and saw that one of the Generals was
+asked if he had, at any time, any of the many
+New Zealand Contingents under his command. “I
+am sorry to say I had not,” was the reply, and I
+felt just as personally proud of the answer as though
+I were a New Zealander myself, and all for the sake
+of those dear distant days and the good friends
+who helped to make them so happy.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="V"><abbr title="5">V</abbr><br>
+
+<small>NATAL MEMORIES</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>As I sit, sad and alone in my empty home, dreading
+the cries of the newspaper-boys in the streets, my
+thoughts often fly back to the “Fair Natal” I knew
+long ago. More than twenty-eight years have passed
+since I last saw it. Then, as now, it was early
+summer-time. The wide, well-watered stretches of
+veldt were brilliantly green and covered with
+blossom, chiefly lilies and cinerarias; the spruits
+were running like Scotch burns, and the dreadful
+red dust of the winter months no longer obscured
+everything. I have often, between April and
+November, not known what was within an approaching
+bank of solid red cloud, until the shouts
+of the unseen little “Voor-looper” warned me
+that a huge waggon and its span of perhaps twenty
+or thirty oxen had to be avoided.</p>
+
+<p>But after November, dust gives place to mud on
+the roads—mud of a singularly tenacious quality,
+formed from the fertile red clay soil. I don’t
+believe it rains anywhere so hard as it does in Natal,
+and during the summer months it is never safe to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span>part for a single hour from the very best waterproof
+cloak which you can procure, or from a substantial
+umbrella. Round Maritzburg a thunderstorm
+raged nearly every summer afternoon, coming up
+about three o’clock. But when, by any chance,
+that thunderstorm passed us by, we regretted it
+bitterly, for the oppressive, suffocating heat was
+then ever so much worse. Even the poor fowls
+used to go about with their beaks open and their
+wings held well away from their sides, literally
+gasping for breath. One was prepared for thunderstorms,
+even on the largest scale, when they came
+up with the usual accompaniments of massed
+clouds, rumbling or crashing thunder, and were
+followed by a deluge of rain; but I could not get
+used to what I have never seen anywhere else, and
+which could only be described as a “bolt from the
+blue.”</p>
+
+<p>A very few days after my arrival at Maritzburg
+at the end of 1875, I was standing one afternoon
+in the shade of my little house on a hill, anxiously
+watching the picturesque arrival of an ox-waggon
+laden with my boxes. It was in the very early
+summer, and the exigencies of settling in left me
+no time to worry about the thunderstorms, of
+which, of course, I had often heard. A more
+serene and brilliant afternoon could not be imagined,
+and it was not even hot—at all events, out of the
+sun. My two small boys, as usual, trotted after me
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</span>like dogs, and clamoured to assist at the arrival of
+the waggon; so I lifted the little one up in my arms
+and stood there, with an elder boy clinging to my
+skirts. Suddenly, out of the blue unclouded sky,
+out of the blaze of golden sunshine, came a flash
+and a crash which seemed as if it must be the crack
+of doom. No words at my command can give any
+idea of the intolerable blinding glare of the light
+which seemed to wrap us round, or of the rending
+sound, as if the universe were being torn asunder.
+I suppose I flung myself on the ground, because I
+was crouching there, holding the little boys beneath
+me with some sort of protective instinct, when in
+a second or two of time it had all passed, for I
+heard only a slight and distant rumble. I do not
+believe the sun had ceased shining for an instant,
+though its light had seemed to be extinguished by
+that blaze of fire. Never can I forget my amazement,
+an amazement which even preceded my deep
+thankfulness at finding we were absolutely unhurt,
+the fearless little boys only inquiring, “What was
+that, Mummy?” There had been no time for their
+rosy cheeks even to pale. I wonder what colour
+<em>I</em> was. I looked at the little stone house with
+astonishment to find it still there, for I had expected
+to see nothing but a heap of ruins. Nay, it seemed
+miraculous that the hills all round should still be
+standing.</p>
+
+<p>I only saw one more flash equally bad during my
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span>two summers in Natal, and that was whilst a
+thunderstorm was raging, accompanied by terrific
+hail. Of course, I was then in a house and trying
+to distract my thoughts from the weather, which I
+knew must be annihilating my lovely garden, by
+dispensing afternoon tea. I am certain <em>that</em> flash
+came down upon the tea-tray, for when I lifted up
+my head (I defy any one not to cower before a
+stream of electricity which seems poured upon you
+out of a jug), I felt the same surprise at seeing my
+cups and saucers unshattered. I am sure they had
+jumped about, for I heard them, but they had recovered
+their equanimity by the time I had.
+Almost every day one saw in the newspapers an
+account of some death by lightning, and I know
+of one only too true story, in which our Kaffir
+washerman was the victim. He had left our house
+one fine Monday morning with a huge bag of clothes
+on his back, which he intended to wash in the river
+at the foot of the hill, when he observed one of
+these thunderstorms coming up unusually early,
+and so took shelter in the verandah of a small
+cottage by the roadside. After the worst of the
+storm had passed he was preparing to step outside,
+when a violent flash and a deafening thunderclap
+passed over the little house. The lightning must
+have been attracted by a nail carelessly sticking up
+in its shingled roof. The poor Kaffir chanced to be
+standing exactly beneath this nail and was struck
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</span>down dead at once. I was told that he was in the
+act of speaking, promising some one that he would
+return the same way that very afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>The streets of Maritzburg used, in my day, to be
+mended or hardened with a sort of ironstone which
+abounds in the district, and in one of these daily
+thunderstorms it was not uncommon to see the electricity
+rising up as it were from the ground to meet
+the descending fluid. Of course, the rivers soon become
+impassable, and I have a vivid recollection of
+four guests, who had ridden out rather earlier than
+usual one afternoon to have tea with me, being
+kept in our tiny house all night. More than one
+attempt was made before dark to find and use the
+little wooden bridge over the stream, which could
+hardly be called a river, but its whereabouts could
+not even be perceived, and the horses steadily
+refused to go out of their depth. So there was
+nothing for it except to return, drenched to the
+skin, and bivouac under our very small roof for
+the night.</p>
+
+<p>And yet one is glad of these same rains after
+the long dry winter, when all vegetation seems to
+disappear off the baked earth and the cattle become
+so thin that it is a wonder the gaunt skeletons
+of the poor trek-oxen can support the weight of
+their enormous spreading horns. The changes of
+temperature in winter were certainly very trying.
+The day began fresh and cold and bracing, but the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span>brilliant sunshine soon changed that into what
+might be called a very hot English summer’s day.
+About four o’clock, when the sun sloped towards the
+western hills, it began to grow cold again, and no
+wrap or greatcoat seemed too warm to put on then.
+By night one was only too glad of as big a fire on
+the open hearth as could be provided, for fuel was
+scarce and very expensive in those days. Doubtless,
+the railway has improved all those conditions;
+but Natal, as far as I saw it, is not a well-wooded
+country, except on the Native Reserves, and the
+only forest—“bush,” as they call it in Australia—which
+I saw, cost me a fifty-mile ride to get to it!</p>
+
+<p>Our poor Kaffir servants used to get violent and
+prostrating colds in winter, in spite of each being
+supplied with an old greatcoat which had once belonged
+to a soldier. This the master provides;
+but if the man himself can raise an aged and
+dilapidated tunic besides, he is supremely happy.
+Anything so grotesque as this attire cannot well be
+imagined, for the red garment (it was almost unrecognisable
+as ever having been a tunic by that
+time) is worn with perfectly bare legs, a feather
+or two stuck jauntily on the head or with a crownless
+hat, and the true dandy adds a cartridge-case
+passed through a wide hole in the lobe of his ear
+and filled with snuff! Nor will any Kaffir stir out
+of doors without a long stick, on account of the
+snakes: but only the police used to be allowed to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</span>carry the knobkerry, which is a sort of South
+African shillelagh and a very formidable weapon.</p>
+
+<p>It always seemed strange to me that a climate
+which was, on the whole, so healthy for human
+beings should not be favourable to animal life.
+Dogs do not thrive there at all, and soon become
+infested with ticks. One heard constantly of the
+native cattle being decimated by strange and weird
+diseases, and horses, especially imported horses,
+certainly require the greatest care. They must
+never be turned out whilst the dew is on the grass,
+unless with a sort of muzzling nosebag on, and
+the snakes are a perpetual danger to them, though
+the bite is not always fatal, for there are many
+varieties of snakes which are not venomous. Still,
+a native horse is always on the look-out for snakes
+and dreads them exceedingly. One night I was
+cantering down the main street of Maritzburg on
+a quiet old pony on my way to the Legislative
+Council, where I wanted to hear a very interesting
+debate on the native question (which was the burning
+one of that day), and my pony suddenly leaped
+off the ground like an antelope and then shied right
+across the road. This panic arose from his having
+stepped on a thin strip of zinc cut from a packing-case
+which must have been opened, as usual, outside
+the store or large shop which we were passing. As
+soon as the pony put his foot on one end of the
+long curled-up shaving, it must have risen up and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span>struck him sharply, waking unpleasant memories of
+former encounters with snakes.</p>
+
+<p>Railways were but a dream of the near future
+in my day. Indeed, the first sod of the first railway—that
+between Durban and Pietermaritzburg—was
+only turned on January 1, 1876, amid great enthusiasm.
+A mail-cart made a tri-weekly trip between
+the two towns—fifty-two miles apart—and
+that was horsed, but on anything like a journey
+either oxen or mules were used.</p>
+
+<p>I have seen an ox-wagon arriving at a ball, with
+pretty young ladies inside its sheltering hood, who
+had been seated there all day long, having started
+in their ball-dresses directly after breakfast!
+Mules were in great request for draught purposes,
+and up to a point they answered admirably, jogging
+along without distress over bad roads which would
+soon have knocked up even the staunchest horses.
+But a mule is such an unreliable animal, and his
+character for obstinacy is thoroughly well deserved.
+When a mule, or a team of mules, stops on a particularly
+sticky bit of road, no power on earth will
+move him, and there is nothing for it but to await
+his good pleasure. I have, two or three times,
+journeyed behind a team of sixteen mules, and I
+always suffered great anxiety lest they should
+cease to respond to the incessant cries of their
+“Cape-boy” driver, or the still more persuasive
+arguments of his assistant, who bore quite a collection
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</span>of whips of different lengths for emergencies.
+Happily the roads were then in fairly good order,
+and beyond a tendency to drop into a slow walk
+at the slightest hill the mules behaved irreproachably.</p>
+
+<p>Locomotion was the great difficulty in those
+days, and we island-dwellers cannot easily realise
+the vast and trackless spaces which lie between the
+specks of townships on a huge continent. Natal
+is magnificently watered and grassed in the summer,
+but the big rivers are not only a hindrance to
+journeying, but from a sanitary point of view
+they are as undrinkable as the Nile, and probably
+for the same reasons. Still, they are there, and
+future generations will doubtless use them for
+irrigation and canals and all the needs of advancing
+civilisation.</p>
+
+<p>In my day the Boer was quite an unconsidered
+factor, and we felt we were performing a Quixotically
+generous action when, at his own earnest
+entreaty, we took him and his debts and his native
+troubles on our own shoulders in 1876. He was
+always extremely dirty, and about a thousand
+years behind the rest of the civilised world in his
+ideas. His religion was a superstition worthy of the
+Middle Ages, and his notions of morality went a
+good deal further back than even those primitive
+times.</p>
+
+<p>I confess the only Boer I ever was personally
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</span>brought into contact with seemed to me a delightful
+person! This is how it happened. Soon after my
+arrival in Maritzburg, a bazaar was held in aid of
+some local literary undertaking. Bazaars were
+happily of very rare occurrence in those parts, and
+this one created quite an excitement and realised
+an astonishingly large sum of money. The race-week
+had been chosen for the purpose of catching
+customers among the numerous visitors to Pietermaritzburg
+in that gay time, and the wiles employed
+seemed very successful. I never heard how or why
+he got there, but I only know that a stout, comfortable,
+well-to-do Dutch farmer suddenly appeared
+at the door of the bazaar. He was, of course, at
+once assailed by pretty flower-girls and lucky-bag
+bearers, and cigars and kittens were promptly
+pressed on him. But the old gentleman had a plan
+and a method of his own, on which he proceeded
+to act. He had not one single syllable of English,
+so it was a case of deeds not words. He began
+at the very first stall and worked his way all round.
+At each stall he pointed to the biggest thing on it,
+and held out a handful of coins in payment. He
+then shouldered his purchase as far as the next
+stall, where he deposited it as a gift to the lady selling,
+bought her biggest object, and went on round
+the hall on the same principle. When it came to
+my turn he held out to me the largest wax-doll I
+ever beheld, and carried off a huge and unwieldy
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</span>doll’s house which entirely eclipsed even his burly
+figure. My next door (or rather stall) neighbour
+had a table full of glass and china, and she consequently
+viewed the approach of this article of bazaar
+commerce with natural misgiving, but as our ideal
+customer relieved her of a very large ugly breakfast
+set, she managed to make room for the miniature
+house until she could arrange a raffle and so get
+rid of it. The last I saw of that Boer, who must
+have contributed largely to our receipts, was his
+leading a very small donkey, which he had just
+bought at the last stall, away by a blue ribbon
+halter. I believe it was the only “object” in the
+whole bazaar which could have possibly been of the
+slightest practical use to him, but the contrast
+between the weak-kneed and frivolously attired
+donkey and its sturdy purchaser was irresistibly
+comic. No one seemed to know in the least who he
+was, but we supposed he must have come down for
+the races and backed the winners very successfully.</p>
+
+<p>Our little house stood on a hill about a mile from
+Maritzburg, and, remembering the formation of
+the surrounding country, one realises how badly
+the towns in Natal, and probably all over South
+Africa, are placed for purposes of defence. Every
+town, or even little hamlet or township, which I
+ever saw, stood in the middle of a wide plain with
+low hills all round it, so it is easy for me to realise
+how soon cannon planted on those hills would wreck
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span>buildings. There was a great and agreeable difference
+in the temperature, however, up on that little
+hill, but towards the close of the dry winter season
+the water-supply became an anxiety. In spite of
+the extremely cold nights up there, any plant for
+which I could spare a daily pail of water blossomed
+beautifully all through the winter. I was advised
+to select my favourite rose-bushes before the summer
+rains had ceased, and to have the baths of the
+family emptied over them every day, which I did
+with perfect success, and was even able to include
+some azaleas and camellias in the list of the favoured
+shrubs.</p>
+
+<p>I was much struck with the rapid growth of trees
+in Natal, and it was astonishing to see the height
+and solidity of trees planted only ten years before,
+especially the eucalyptus. But grass walks or
+lawns are much discouraged in a garden on account
+of the facility they afford as cover for snakes, and
+red paths and open spaces are to be seen everywhere
+instead. Even the lawn-tennis of that day was
+played on smooth courts of firmly stamped and
+rolled red clay. I wonder how the golf-players
+manage, for play they do I am certain, as nothing
+ever induces either a golfer or a cricketer to forego
+his game.</p>
+
+<p>One morning, very early, I was taken to the
+market, and it certainly was an extraordinary
+sight. The market-place is always one of the most
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</span>salient features of a South African town, and is
+the centre of local gossip, just as is the “bazaar”
+of the East. It was an immense open space
+thronged with buyers and sellers; whites, Kaffirs,
+coolies, emigrants from <abbr style="text-decoration: none;" title="Saint">St.</abbr> Helena, and many onlookers
+like myself. It was all under Government
+control and seemed very well managed. There
+were official inspectors of the meat offered for sale,
+and duly authorised weights and scales, round
+which surged a vociferous crowd. I was specially
+invited to view the butter sent down from the
+Boer farms up country, and I cannot say it was
+an appetising sight. A huge hide, very indifferently
+tanned, was unrolled for my edification, and it
+certainly contained a substance distantly resembling
+butter, packed into it, but apparently at
+widely differing intervals of time. The condiment
+was of various colours, and—how shall I put it?—strengths;
+milk-sieves appeared also to have been
+unknown at that farm, for cows’ hair formed a
+noticeable component part of that mass of butter.
+However, I was assured that it found ready and
+willing purchasers, even at four shillings a pound,
+and that it was quite possible to remake it, as it
+were, and subject it to a purifying process. I confess
+I felt thankful that the butter my small family
+consumed was made under my own eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Waggons laden with firewood were very conspicuous,
+and their loads disappeared rapidly, as
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span>did also piles of lucerne and other green forage.
+There was but little poultry for sale, and very few
+vegetables. I remember noticing in all the little
+excursions I made, within some twenty miles of
+Maritzburg, how different the Natal colonist, at
+least of those days, was from the Australian or
+New Zealand pioneer. At various farmhouses
+where there was plenty of evidence of a kind of
+rough and ready prosperity, and much open-handed
+hospitality and friendliness, there would be only
+preserved milk and tinned butter available. Now
+these two items must have indeed been costly by
+the time they reached the farms I speak of. Yet
+there were herds of cattle grazing around. Nor
+would there be poultry of any sort forthcoming,
+nor a sign of a garden. Of course, it was not my
+place to criticise; but if I ventured on a question,
+I was always told, “Oh, labour is so difficult to
+get. You know, the Kaffirs won’t work.” I longed
+to suggest that the young people I saw lounging
+about might very well turn to and lend a hand,
+at all events to start a poultry yard, or dairy,
+or vegetable garden.</p>
+
+<p>Now, at Fort Napier—the only fortified hill near
+Maritzburg—every little hollow and ravine was
+utilised by the soldiers stationed there as a garden.
+The men, of course, work in these little plots themselves
+and grow beautiful vegetables. Potatoes
+and pumpkins, cabbages and onions, only need to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</span>be planted to grow luxuriantly. Why cannot this
+be done in the little farms around? I am afraid
+I took a selfish interest in the question, as it was
+so difficult, and often impossible, to procure even
+potatoes. Such things grow much more easily, I
+was told, at Durban, so probably those difficulties
+have disappeared with the opening of the railway—that
+very railway of which I saw the first sod
+turned. My own attempt at a vegetable garden
+suffered from its being perched on the top of a hill,
+where water was difficult to get; but I was
+very successful with some poultry, in spite of having
+to wage constant war against hawks and snakes.</p>
+
+<p>How fortunate it is that one remembers the
+laughs of one’s past life better than its tears! That
+morning visit to the Pietermaritzburg market
+stands out distinctly in my memory chiefly on
+account of an absurd incident I witnessed. I had
+been much interested and amused looking round,
+not only at the strange and characteristic crowd,
+but at my many acquaintances marketing for
+themselves. I had listened to the shouts of the
+various auctioneers who were selling all manner of
+heterogeneous wares, when I noticed some stalwart
+Kaffirs bearing on their heads large open baskets
+filled entirely with coffee-pots of every size and
+kind. Roughly speaking, there must have been
+something like a hundred coffee-pots in those
+baskets. They were just leaving an improvised
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</span>auction-stand, and following them closely, with an
+air of proud possession on his genial countenance,
+was a specially beloved friend of my own, who I
+may mention, was also the beloved friend of all
+who knew him. “Are <em>all</em> those coffee-pots yours?”
+I inquired. “Yes, indeed; I have just bought
+them,” he answered. “You must know I am a collector
+of coffee-pots and have a great many already;
+but how lucky I have been to pick up some one
+else’s collection as well, and so cheap too!”</p>
+
+<p>The Kaffirs were grinning, and there seemed a
+general air of amusement about, which I could not
+at all understand until it was explained to me later
+that my friend had just bought his own collection
+of coffee-pots. His wife thought that the space
+they occupied in her store-room could be better
+employed, and, believing that their owner would
+not attend the market that day, had sent the whole
+lot down to be sold. She told me afterwards that
+her dismay was indeed great when her Kaffirs
+brought them back in triumph, announcing that
+the “Inkose” (chieftain) had just bought them,
+so the poor lady had to pay the auctioneer’s fees,
+and replace the coffee-pots on their shelves with
+what resignation she could command.</p>
+
+<p>One of my pleasantest memories of Natal, especially
+as seen by the light of recent events, is of a
+visit I paid to the annual joint encampment of the
+Natal Carabineers and the Durban Mounted Rifles.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</span>It was only what would be called, I suppose, a
+flying camp, and the ground chosen that year
+(August 1876) was on “Botha’s Flat,” halfway
+between Maritzburg and Durban. I well remember
+how beautiful was the drive from Maritzburg over
+the Inchanga Pass, and how workmanlike the little
+encampment looked as I came upon it (after some
+break-neck driving), with its small tents dotted on
+a green down.</p>
+
+<p>Although one little knew it, that same encampment
+was the school where were trained the men
+who have so lately shown the worth of the lessons
+they were then learning. The whole training seemed
+practical and admirable in the highest degree. It
+had to be carried out amid every sort of difficulty,
+and, indeed, one might almost say discouragement.
+In those distant days such bodies of volunteers
+were struggling on with very little money, very
+little public interest or sympathy, and with great
+difficulty on the part of the members of these
+plucky little forces in obtaining leave for even this
+short annual drill. I was told that both the corps
+were much stronger on paper, but that the absentees
+could not be spared from the stores, or sugar
+estates, or offices to which they belonged.</p>
+
+<p>I had, much earlier in the year, at our midsummer,
+in fact, seen some excellent swimming drill at
+certain athletic sports held in the little park at
+Maritzburg, through which a river runs. The
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</span>keenest competition on that occasion lay between
+these same Natal Carabineers and a smart body of
+Mounted Police. The most difficult part of the
+stream, with crumbling banks and mud-holes, was
+chosen, and at a given signal they all plunged in
+on horseback, holding their carbines high above
+their heads. In some cases the riders slipped off
+their horses and swam by their side, mounting
+again directly the opposite bank was gained; and
+I noticed how well trained were the horses, and how
+at their master’s whistle they stood still to allow
+them to remount instantly. How well this training
+has stood the test of practical warfare let the late
+campaign tell. And we must also bear in mind
+that all this training was going on nearly thirty
+years ago!</p>
+
+<p>It was partly to show my own sympathy and
+interest in this same movement that I accepted
+the invitation of the commandant to spend a couple
+of nights at the camp and see what they were doing.
+A lonely little inn hard by, where a tiny room could
+be secured for me, made this excursion possible,
+and I can never forget some of the impressions of
+that visit. When I read in the papers how splendidly
+the Natal colonist came forward in the late
+campaign, even from the purely military point of
+view, I remember that camp, and I understand that
+I was then watching the forging of those links in our
+long imperial chain. The men who came out so
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</span>grandly as “soldiers of the Queen,” no matter by
+what local names they might have been called, are
+probably the sons of the stalwart volunteers I saw,
+but the teaching of that and succeeding encampments
+has evidently borne good fruit.</p>
+
+<p>It was indeed serious work they were all engaged
+on during those bright winter days, and my visit
+was not allowed to interrupt for a moment the drill
+which seemed to go on all through the daylight
+hours. What helped to make the lesson so valuable
+to the earnest learners was, that all went precisely
+as though a state of war existed. There were
+no servants, no luxuries—all was exactly as it probably
+was in the late campaign.</p>
+
+<p>I dined at the officers’ mess that evening. Our
+table-cloth was of canvas, our candles were tied to
+cross pieces of wood, and the food was served in
+the tins in which it was cooked. Tea was our only
+beverage, but the open air had made us all so hungry
+that everything seemed delicious. It was, I remember,
+bitterly cold, and the slight tent did not
+afford much shelter from the icy wind. How well
+I recollect my great longing to wrap myself up in
+the one luxury of the camp—a large and beautiful
+goatskin karosse on which I was seated! But that
+would have been to betray my chilliness, which
+would never have done. We separated somewhere
+about half-past eight—for we had dined as soon as
+ever it got too dark to go on drilling—but not before
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</span>the whole encampment had assembled to sing “God
+save the Queen,” with all their heart as well as with
+all their lungs,—a fitting finish to the day’s work.</p>
+
+<p>I had some other delightful rides in Natal, one
+especially on the peaceful errand of a visit to a
+Wesleyan Mission station about a dozen miles off
+at Edendale. It was a perfect winter’s day, and
+the road was fairly good.</p>
+
+<p>I have often wondered why our own beloved
+Mother Church employs such slow and cumbrous
+machinery in dealing with native races. She is
+apparently considering the subject in the time it
+takes for the Baptists or Wesleyans to start a
+settlement. So long ago as 1851 a certain James
+Allison, a Wesleyan missionary who had worked
+among the Basuto and Amaswasi tribes, bought
+some six thousand acres hereabout from old
+Pretorius, the Dutch President of Natal, and
+set to work to teach the Kaffirs not only Christianity
+but citizenship. Now-a-days there are
+two chapels and four schools, all built by the
+natives themselves, as well as several Sunday
+Schools. In former days there had also been an
+industrial school which had turned out capital
+artisans, but the yearly grant of £100 from Government
+had been withdrawn before my visit, and
+the school was in consequence closed. The
+existing schools only receive fifty pounds a year
+from outside, and all the other expenses of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</span>flourishing little Mission are borne by the people
+themselves. Such neat, comfortable brick houses
+and such gay gardens, to say nothing of “provision
+grounds” full of potatoes, pumpkins, and even
+green peas. Lots of poultry everywhere, and an
+air of neat prosperity over everything. I was told
+there were many excellent Norwegian Missions on
+the borders of Zululand, and I hope they still
+flourish, for it is difficult to overrate the value of
+such settlements as a factor in the spread of civilisation
+as well as in that of Christianity.</p>
+
+<p>But I had really only one long ride during my
+thirteen months in Natal, and that was later in the
+same winter season, in fact, quite at the end—in
+September. Five cruel months of absolutely dry
+weather had reduced the roads to fine red powder,
+and the vegetation to sun-dried hay, but still the
+air was beautiful and exhilarating as we set forth—a
+little party of four, including a Kaffir guide—very
+early one lovely morning. At first we headed
+for Edendale, but soon left it on our right, and
+pushed on, before the sun got too hot, and whilst
+our somewhat sorry steeds were fresh, for “Taylor’s”—a
+roadside shanty twenty miles off. Our destination
+was a fine forest called “Seven-mile Bush,”
+only fifty miles away but with several hill-ranges
+to be crossed. Two hours’ bait started us again
+at 2 <span class="allsmcap">P.M.</span> in good fettle, and it was fairly easy going
+to Eland’s River, which we reached at 4 o’clock,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</span>and where we off-saddled for half-an-hour. The
+rough waggon-track which had been our only road
+had been steadily rising ever since our first halt, and
+we were now amid beautiful undulating downs with
+distant ranges ever in front of us. No sooner had
+we climbed painfully over one saddle than another
+seemed to block our way, and I confess my courage
+rather sank when, with twilight fast coming on
+and the path getting steeper with every mile, I
+inquired of the guide how far off we still were. Of
+course, my question had to be in pantomime, and
+his answer—<em>five</em> dips of his hand towards the hills—told
+me we had yet five low ranges to cross.</p>
+
+<p>The last few miles seemed a nightmare of stumbling
+up and down break-neck places on tired
+horses in the dark, and the contrast of a charming
+little house at last, with lights and blazing fires,
+was all the more delightful. Indeed, it seemed to
+us, stumbling out of the darkness and a chilling
+mist, that nothing short of Aladdin’s lamp could
+at all account for the transport of all the nice
+furniture, pictures, glass and china along such
+impassable tracks. However, they were all there,
+and everything which goes to make up a pretty
+and refined home besides, including a charming
+hostess and two rosy children. We were waited
+on by Kaffir boys in long white garments, looking
+for all the world like black-faced choristers.
+But after gallons of tea and a capital supper,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</span>bed seemed the most attractive suggestion, and
+many hours of dreamless sleep wiped away all
+fatigue and started us off early next morning in
+splendid health and spirits to explore the magnificent
+forest close by.</p>
+
+<p>I have often thought that the three most distinct
+memories of beautiful scenes, which must ever remain
+vividly before me, are, my first view of the
+Himalayas, early one morning from the Grand
+Trunk Road, when I complained that I could
+not see them, and discovered it was because I
+had not looked half high enough. That was indeed
+a revelation of solemn mountain grandeur. Next
+to it ranks the mighty sweep of the Niagara river
+as you see it from the railway, and a few moments
+later behold it thundering over the edge. And the
+third is that long, lonely morning in the magnificent
+forest in the heart of Natal, the recollection of
+which dwarfs all other trees to insignificance. The
+growth not only of giant timber but of exquisite
+under-growth of ferns and delicate foliage was
+indeed superb. Of flowers there were none, because
+the sun could not enter those cathedral glades
+except at the very edge and outskirt where the
+big trees had been felled.</p>
+
+<p>I confess I should greatly have preferred to
+wander as far as I dared, and looked longer into the
+old Elephant pits, and heard more stories of the
+comparatively recent dates at which tigers, panthers,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</span>and leopards could be met with. And I also
+wanted to go deep enough among the overhanging
+<i>lianes</i>, or monkey-ropes as they call them, to see,
+perchance, the great baboons swinging on them.
+But our host evidently regarded his new saw-mill as
+the greatest point of interest, and thither we betook
+ourselves—all too soon for my enjoyment. There,
+indeed, one beheld a marvellous chaos of wheels
+and chains and saws, which took hold of these same
+giant trunks and tossed them out and passed them
+from one to the other, until they emerged, shaven
+and shorn into the planks of every-day commerce.
+Very wonderful, no doubt, and one asked one’s-self
+every moment, “how did these huge masses of
+machinery get over that last range?” But still I
+feel that it was the forest I came to see and I was
+only peeping into it.</p>
+
+<p>However, next day I had a fine long ramble in
+it, and explored to my heart’s content, but it was
+damp and drizzling, and so it remained the day
+after that again, when we started very early for
+home. The horses were quite fresh and rested, and
+carried us well, in spite of the extreme slipperiness
+of the mountain tracks. Curiously enough as soon
+as we got clear of the ranges we rode into the thickest
+fog I have ever seen. We could only go at a slow
+walk in Indian file, with the Kaffir leading, and
+every few minutes he got off his rough little pony
+and patted the ground to <em>feel</em> where we were. They
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</span>said it was a sea fog, but it wrapped us up as
+thoroughly as if it had been the thickest of blankets,
+and one felt quite helpless. Certainly nothing is so
+demoralising as a fog, and I never wish to repeat
+that morning’s experience. We should have
+tumbled over “Taylor’s,” or rather passed it, though
+it stood quite close to the track, if a cock had not
+fortunately crowed, and the leading pony neighed
+in reply, calling forth a chorus of barks from quite
+unseen dogs, who dared not venture an inch from
+the sheltering porch.</p>
+
+<p>Although my stay in Natal lasted very little over
+a year, I made many friends there, and it is with
+sympathising regret I often saw in the roll-call of
+her local defenders the familiar names of those whom
+I remember as bright-eyed children. They have
+all sprung to arms in defence of the fair land of
+their fathers’ adoption, and when the tale of this
+crisis in the history of Natal comes to be written,
+the names of her gallant young defenders will stand
+out on its pages in letters of light, and the record
+of their noble deeds will serve as an example for
+ever and for ever. So will they not have laid down
+their lives in vain.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="VI"><abbr title="6">VI</abbr><br>
+
+<small>“<span lang="la">STELLA CLAVISQUE MARIS INDICI</span>”</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>“The Star and the Key of the Indian Ocean” lay
+smiling before me on Easter Sunday, April 1878.</p>
+
+<p>The little schooner in which I had come across
+from Natal had just dropped her anchor in the
+harbour of Port Louis after seventeen days of light
+and baffling winds. The tedium of that past time
+slipped quickly out of my mind, however, as the
+fast-growing daylight revealed the beauties of
+Mauritius, a little island which I had so often read
+of and yet so little expected ever to behold. The
+interest of the tragic tale of “Paul and Virginia”
+had riveted my wandering attention during the
+French reading-lessons of my youth, though I
+always secretly wondered why Virginia had been
+such a goose as to decline help from a sailor, apparently
+only because he was somewhat insufficiently
+clad. But I should not have dared to
+give utterance to this opinion, so prudish was the
+domestic atmosphere of those early days.</p>
+
+<p>The first real interest I felt in Mauritius arose
+from the frequent mention of the little island as
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</span>a health-resort, in some charming letters of Miss
+Eden’s published about five-and-twenty years ago,
+but written long before that date, when she was
+keeping house for her brother, Lord Auckland,
+then Governor-General of India. Miss Eden speaks
+of many friends as well as of Indian tourists (for
+“Paget, M.P.’s” existed apparently even in those
+distant times) having gone for change of air to
+“the Mauritius” and coming back quite strong
+and robust. She mentions one instance of a whole
+opera company, whose health gave way in Calcutta,
+and who made the excursion, returning in
+time for their next season with restored health,
+and she often longs in vain for such a change for
+her hard-worked brother.</p>
+
+<p>But all this must have been many years before
+the first mysterious outbreak of fever which ravaged
+the place in 1867. I was assured that before that
+date the reputation of the pretty little island had
+stood very high as a sanatorium, but no doctor
+could give me any reason for the sudden appearance
+of this virulent fever. There were, of course,
+many theories, each of which had earnest supporters.
+Some said the great hurricane which had just before
+swept over the island brought the malaria on its
+wings. Others declared the <i lang="fr">déboisement</i> which had
+been carried on to a devastating extent in order
+to increase the area available for sugar-cane planting
+was to blame; whilst a third faction put all
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</span>the trouble down to the great influx of coolie
+immigrants introduced about that date to work in
+the cane-fields. Perhaps the truth lies in a blending
+of these three principal theories. Anyway, I
+felt it sad and hard that so really lovely an island
+should have such dark and trying days behind as
+well as before it.</p>
+
+<p>But, after seventeen days of glaring lonely seas
+and dark monotonous nights, one is not apt to
+think of anything beyond the immediate “blessings
+of the land,” and I gazed with profound content
+on the chain of volcanic hills, down whose rugged
+sides many <i lang="fr">cascades</i> tumbled their gleaming silver.
+Coral reefs, with white foam tossing over them,
+in spite of the calm sapphire sea on which we were
+gently floating into harbour, seemed spread all
+around us, and indeed I believe these <i lang="fr">récifs</i> circle
+the whole island with a dangerous though protecting
+girdle. Sloping ground, covered with growth
+of differing greens, some showing the bluish hue of
+the sugar-cane, others the more vivid colouring of
+a coarse tall grass, led the eye gently down to the
+flowering trees and foliage round the clustering
+houses of Port Louis, whose steep high-pitched
+roofs looked so suggestive of tropic rains. Port
+Louis was once evidently a stately capital, and
+large handsome houses still remain. These have,
+however, nearly all been turned into offices or
+banks, and the fine large Government House, or
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</span><i lang="fr">Hôtel du Gouvernement</i>, is always empty as to its
+numerous bedrooms. Hardly a white person sleeps
+with impunity in Port Louis, though all the business—official
+and private—is carried on there, and
+it contains many excellent shops.</p>
+
+<p>You must climb up, however, some few miles by
+the steep little railway before you realise how
+really lovely the scenery of Mauritius can be. All
+in miniature, it is true, but very ambitious in character.
+Except for the glowing tints of the volcanic
+rocks and the tropic vegetation, one might be looking
+at a bit of Switzerland through the wrong end
+of a telescope; but nowhere else have I ever seen
+such tints as the bare mountain sides take at sunset.
+The tufa rocks glow like wet porphyry, and so
+magical are the hues that one half expects to see
+the grand recumbent figure of the old warrior of
+the <span lang="fr">Corps de Garde</span> hill outlined against the
+purple sky, rise up and salute the island which
+once was his.</p>
+
+<p>Mauritius is in many ways an object-lesson
+which is not without its significance just now.
+Here we have a little island thoroughly French in
+its history and people, and inhabited by many
+of the <i lang="fr">vieille roche</i> who fled there in the Terror days.
+Battles between French and English by land and
+sea raged round its sunny shores in the first few
+years of the just-ended century. Dauntless attacks
+and valiant resistance have left heroic
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</span>memories behind them. We took it by <i lang="fr">force
+majeure</i> in 1811, but it was not until the great
+settling up at the Restoration in 1814 that the
+hatchet may be said to have been finally buried,
+and the two nationalities began to pull together
+comfortably. I was rather surprised to see how
+thoroughly French Mauritius still is in language
+and in characteristics; but the result is indeed
+satisfactory. I found it quite the most highly
+civilised of the colonies I then knew, and from the
+social point of view there was nothing left to be
+desired. The early class of French settler had
+evidently been of a much higher type than our
+own rough-and-ready colonist, and the refinement
+so introduced had influenced the whole place. Did
+I find any race-hatred, oppression, or heart-burnings?
+No, indeed; of all the dependencies of our
+Empire not one has come forward more generously
+or more splendidly with substantial offers of help
+than that little lonely isle, “the Star and Key of
+the Indian Ocean.” I venture to say, speaking
+from my experience of those days, that the King
+has no more loyal subjects than the Mauritians.</p>
+
+<p>It may be that the trials and troubles we have
+all borne there side by side in the past half-century
+have knitted and bound us together. We have
+had hurricane, pestilence, and fire to contend with,
+besides the chronic hard times of the sugar industry.
+In these fast-following calamities French and English
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</span>have stood shoulder to shoulder, and the only race
+or religious rivalry has been in good and noble
+deeds. In the Zulu War of 1881, when Sir Bartle
+Frere sent a ship down with despatches to my dear
+husband, then the Lieutenant-Governor of Mauritius,
+urgently asking for help to “hold the fort” until
+the English reinforcements could arrive, Mauritius
+sprang to her feet then as now, and gave willing and
+substantial help. Every soldier who was able to
+stand up started at twenty-four hours’ notice for
+Durban. The same day the mayor of Port Louis
+held a meeting, at which a volunteer corps of
+doctors and nurses was at once raised, with plenty
+of money to equip them, and they, as well as cooks
+and cows—both much needed—were on their way
+to Durban before another sun had set. It was
+indeed gratifying to hear afterwards that not only
+had our little military effort been of great service,
+but that the abundance of fresh milk supplied had
+helped many a case of dysentery among the garrison
+at Durban to turn the corner on the road to
+recovery.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing can be much more beautiful than the
+view from the back verandah at “<span lang="fr">Réduit</span>,” as the
+fine country Government House, built by the
+<span lang="fr">Chevalier de la Brillane</span> for the Governors of Mauritius
+more than a century ago, is called. Before
+you spreads an expanse of English lawn only broken
+by clumps of gay foliaged shrubs or beds of flowers,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</span>and behind that again is the wooded edge of the
+steep ravine, where the mischievous “jackos” hide,
+who come up at night to play havoc with the sugar-canes
+on its opposite side. The only day of the
+week on which they ventured up was Sunday afternoon,
+when all the world was silent and sleepy.</p>
+
+<p>It used to be my delight to watch from an upper
+bedroom window the stealthy appearance of the old
+sentinel monkeys, who first peered cautiously up
+and evidently reconnoitred the ground thoroughly.
+After a few moments of careful scouting a sort of
+chirrup would be heard, which seemed the signal
+for the rest of the colony to scramble tumultuously
+up the bank. Such games as then started among
+the young ones, such antics and tumblings and
+rompings! But all the time the sentinels never relaxed
+their vigilance. They spread like a cordon
+round the gambolling young ones, and kept turning
+their horribly wise human-looking heads from side
+to side incessantly, only picking and chewing a
+blade of grass now and then. The mothers seemed
+to keep together, and doubtless gossiped; but let
+my old and perfectly harmless Skye terrier toddle
+round the corner of the verandah, and each female
+would dart into the group of playing monkeys,
+seize her property by its nearest leg, toss it over her
+shoulder, and quicker than the eye could follow
+she would have disappeared down the ravine. The
+sentinels had uttered their warning cry directly, but
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</span>they always remained until the very last, and retreated
+in good order; though there was no cause
+for alarm, as “Boxer’s” thoughts were fixed on
+the peacocks—apt to trespass at those silent and
+unguarded hours—and not on the monkeys at all!</p>
+
+<p>This is a sad digression, but yet it has not led
+us far from that halcyon scene, which is so often
+before the eyes of my memory. The beautiful
+changing hues of the Indian Ocean binds the
+horizon in this and every other extensive island
+view, but between us and it there arises in the
+distance a very forest of tall green masts, the spikes
+of countless aloe blossoms. I have heard Mauritius
+described as “an island with a barque always to
+windward,” and there is much truth in the saying;
+though one could easily mistake the glancing wing
+of a huge seagull or the long white floating tail-feathers
+of the “boatswain bird” for the shimmer
+of a distant sail.</p>
+
+<p>I fear it is a very prosaic confession to make, but
+one fact which added considerably to my comfort
+in Mauritius was the excellence of the cook of
+that day. I hear that education and Board schools
+have now improved him off the face of the island,
+but he used to be a very clever mixture of the best
+of French and Indian cookery traditions. The food
+supply was poor. We got our beef from Madagascar,
+and our mutton came from Aden. We
+found it answer to import half-a-dozen little sheep
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</span>at a time; they cost about £1 apiece for purchase
+and carriage, but could be allowed only a month’s
+run in the beautiful park of five hundred acres
+which surrounded <span lang="fr">Réduit</span>. More than that made
+them ill, so rich and luscious was the grass; for
+sheep, like human beings, seem to need a good deal
+of exercise, and, as Abernethy advised the rich
+gourmet to do, ought to “live on a shilling a day
+and earn it.”</p>
+
+<p>These same sheep, however, or rather one of the
+servants, gave me one of the worst frights of my
+life. We were at luncheon one day when an under
+servant, who never appeared in the dining-room,
+rushed in calling out, “Oh, Excellence, <i lang="fr">quel malheur</i>!”
+then he lapsed into Hindustani mixed with
+patois, declaring there had been a terrible railway
+accident and that <em>all</em> were injured and two killed
+outright! As this same line, which had a private
+station in the Park about a mile away, constantly
+brought us up friends at that hour, I nearly
+fainted with horror; and yet I remember how
+angry, though relieved, I felt when the same
+agitated individual wailed out, “and they were
+all so fat!” One is apt to be indignant at having
+been tricked into emotion before one is grateful
+for the relief to one’s mind.</p>
+
+<p>Almost the first thing which struck me in
+Mauritius was the absence of cows as well as sheep.
+I never saw a cow grazing, and yet there seemed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</span>plenty of good milk, and even a pallid pat of fresh
+butter appeared at breakfast. But there were really
+plenty of cows, only the coolies kept them in their
+houses, to the despair of the sanitary inspectors,
+who insisted on proper cowsheds being built at an
+orthodox distance from the little <em>case</em> or native
+house, only to find that the family moved down
+and lived with the cow as before. One year there
+was an outbreak of pleuro-pneumonia among the
+poor cows, and I heard many pathetic stories of the
+despair of the owners when sentence of death had
+to be pronounced in the infected districts against
+their beloved cows. It was impossible to make the
+coolies understand that this was a precautionary
+measure, and the large and liberal compensation
+which they received seemed to bring no consolation
+whatever with it. I was assured that in many
+instances the owner of the doomed animal would
+fling himself at the inspector’s feet, beseeching him
+to spare the life of the cow, and to kill him (the
+coolie) instead!</p>
+
+<p>The roads in Mauritius were admirably kept, but
+very hard and very hilly. The big horse, usually
+imported from Australia, soon knocked his legs to
+pieces if much used up and down these hills; but
+an excellent class of hardy, handsome, little pony
+came to us from Pégou and other parts of Burma,
+as well as from Timor and Java. These animals
+were very expensive to buy, but excellent for work,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</span>and I should think would have made splendid polo
+ponies; but polo did not seem to be much played
+in Mauritius at that date.</p>
+
+<p>Since my day another frightful hurricane has
+devastated the poor little island, but I heard many
+stories of former ones. During the summer season—that
+is, from about November until March or
+April—the local Meteorological Office keeps a sharp
+eye on the barometer, and every arrangement is
+cut and dry, ready to be acted upon at a moment’s
+warning, for a <i lang="fr">coup de vent</i> is a rapid traveller and
+does not dawdle on its way.</p>
+
+<p>We had many false alarms during my stay, for
+it sometimes happens that the hurrying winds are
+diverted from the track they started on, and so we
+escaped, <i lang="fr">quitte pour la peur</i>. When the first warning
+gun fired all the ships in harbour began to get ready
+to go outside, for the greatest mischief done in the
+big hurricane of 1868 was from the crowded vessels
+in the comparatively small harbour of Port Louis
+grinding against each other; to say nothing of
+those ships which, as Kipling sings, were</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Flung to roost with the startled crows.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>At the second signal gun, which meant that the
+force of the wind was increasing and travelling
+towards us, the ships got themselves out of harbour,
+and every business man who lived in the country
+betook himself to the railway station, as after the
+third gun, which might be heard within even half-an-hour,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</span>the trains would cease to run. I chanced
+to be returning from Port Louis on one of these
+occasions, and certainly the railway station presented
+a curious sight. All my acquaintances
+seemed to be there, hurrying home with anxious
+and pre-occupied faces. Each man grasped a ham
+firmly in one hand and his despatch-box in the
+other, whilst his <i lang="fr">pion</i>, or messenger, was following,
+closely laden with baskets of bread and groceries,
+and attended by coolies with live fowls and bottles
+of lamp oil! My own head servant, “Monsieur
+Jorge,” always made the least sign of a “blow”
+an excuse for demanding sundry extra rupees in
+hand for carriole money, and started directly in one
+of these queer little vehicles for a round of marketing
+in the neighbourhood.</p>
+
+<p>At the first gun heard at <span lang="fr">Réduit</span> an army of
+gardeners used to set to work to move the hundreds
+of large plants out of the verandahs into a big
+empty room close by. They were followed by the
+house-carpenter and his mates, armed with enormous
+iron wedges and sledge-hammers. These worthies
+proceeded to close the great clumsy hurricane
+shutters, which so spoil the outer effect of all
+Mauritian houses, and besides putting the heavy
+iron bars in their places, wedged them firmly down.
+It really looked as if the house was being prepared
+for a siege. Happily, my own experience did not
+extend beyond a couple of days of this state of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</span>affairs, nor was any storm I assisted at dignified
+by the name of a hurricane, but I could form from
+these little experiences only too good an idea of
+what the real thing must be like. Personally, my
+greatest inconvenience arose from the pervading
+smell of the lamps, which were, of course, burning
+all day as well as all night, and from our never
+being able to get rid of the smell of food. One was
+so accustomed to the fresh-air life, with doors and
+windows always open, that these odours were very
+trying.</p>
+
+<p>But the noise is, I think, what is least understood.
+Even in a “blow” it is truly deafening,
+and never ceases for an instant. At <span lang="fr">Réduit</span> there
+was a long well-defended corridor upstairs, and I
+thought I would try and walk along its length.
+Not a breath of wind really got in, or the roof would
+soon have been whisked off the house; but although
+I flatter myself I am tolerably brave, I could not
+walk down that corridor! Every yard or so a resounding
+blow, as if from a cannon-ball, would
+come thundering against the outer side, whilst the
+noise of many waters descending in solid sheets on
+the roof, and the screams of the shrieking, whistling
+winds outside, were literally deafening. It was
+impossible to believe that any structure made by
+human hands could stand; and yet that was not
+a hurricane! Never shall I forget my last outdoor
+glimpse, which I was invited to take just before
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</span>the big hall-door on the leeward side was finally
+shut and barricaded. I could not have believed that
+the sky could be of such an inky blackness, except
+at one corner, where a triangle of the curtain of
+darkness, with sharply defined outlines, had apparently
+just been turned back to show the deep
+blood-red colouring behind. It was awful beyond
+all words to describe; but “Monsieur Jorge,” who
+held the door open for me, said: “Dat not real
+bad sky.” He seemed hard to please, I thought.</p>
+
+<p>However, a couple of days’ imprisonment was
+all we suffered that time, and the instant the gale
+dropped, at sunrise on the second day, the rain
+ceased and the sun shone out. It was a curious
+scene the rapidly-opened shutters revealed. Every
+leaf was stripped off the trees, which were bare as
+mid-winter. A few of the smaller ones had been
+uprooted bodily and whisked away down the ravine.
+Some were found later literally standing on their
+heads a good way off. It was quite a new idea to
+me that roots could be snowy white, but they had
+been so completely washed bare of soil by the
+down-pouring rain that they were absolutely clean
+and white. A few hours later I was taken for a
+drive round some neighbouring cane-fields. Of
+course, the road was like the bed of a mountain
+torrent, and how the pony managed to steer himself
+and the gig among the boulders must ever
+remain a mystery. Already over three hundred
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</span>Malagashes (coolies) were at work covering up the
+exposed roots of the canes, for each plant stood in
+a large hole partly filled with water, which was
+rapidly draining away. The force of the wind
+seemed to have whirled the cane round and round
+until it stood, quite bare of its crown of waving
+leaves, in the middle of a hole. Had the sun
+reached these exposed roots nothing could have
+saved the plant.</p>
+
+<p>But my memories must not be all meteorological.
+Rather let me return in thought to the merry and
+happy intercourse with pleasant friends, of which
+so many hours stand brightly out. In all the
+colonies I know hospitality is one of the cardinal
+virtues, and nowhere more so than in pretty little
+Mauritius. I heard many lamentations that in
+these altered times the gracious will far outran the
+restricted possibilities, but still there used to be
+pleasant dances, without end and number, most
+amusing cameron-fishing <i lang="fr">déjeuners</i>, and <i lang="fr">chasses
+au cerf</i> in the winter months. It so chanced
+that we had a guest hailing from Exmoor, who was
+bidden to one of these popular forms of <i lang="fr">le sport</i>,
+and never shall I forget his horror at finding he was
+required to carry a gun and shoot a stag if he could!
+No fox-hunter invited to assist at a battue of foxes
+in the Midlands could have been more shocked and
+disgusted, and it was quite in vain that we cited
+Scotch deer-stalking in excuse. This was <em>not</em> deer-stalking
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</span>he vowed, for you sat on a camp-stool in
+a thick forest and took pot shots at the poor
+animals as they were driven past certain spots! An
+excellent luncheon was served in the middle of the
+<i lang="fr">chasse</i>, so it was always a favourite diversion, but
+the hospitable owner of one of the best deer districts
+told me that he had to inflict fines on these sportsmen
+who only wounded the poor deer. Some very
+handsome “heads” could be got among them however.
+But, indeed, I am constrained to say that
+the idea of sport, as we understand it, seemed
+rather undeveloped in that fairy island, and it was
+difficult to keep one’s countenance when, in answer
+to the Governor’s inquiry as to the success of a
+morning among the cane-fields in pursuit of red-legged
+partridges and quail, the sportsman rose in
+his place, bowed low, and answered, “<span lang="fr">Excéllence,
+j’ai tué un, mais j’ai blessé deux</span>.”</p>
+
+<p>The annual race-meeting, held on the Champ-de-Mars
+outside Port Louis, was remarkable for the
+crowds of coolies it attracted from all parts of the
+island. The horses were the least important or
+interesting part of the performance, and the betting
+on even the principal races appeared to be confined
+to a few Arab merchants, who certainly did not
+look at all “horsey” in their gay and flowing
+robes. It so chanced that I was being driven
+home very late the night before the third principal
+day of one of these race-meetings, and I thought
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</span>the shuffling, sheeted crowds with which the roads
+were thronged by far the most curious and suggestive
+part of the proceedings. No cemetery
+giving up its silent sleepers could have furnished
+a more ghostly crew. Young and old, babes
+astride on their mothers’ hips, older children
+carried by their fathers, aged men and girls in
+their shrouding veils, all gliding, barefooted, in
+absolute silence along the dusty roads in such a
+dense and never-ending crowd that my carriage
+could only move, and that with difficulty, at a
+foot’s pace. It was a lovely starlight, cold night,
+and I had the hood of the victoria lowered so as
+to better take in the weird scene, to which the
+dangling cooking-pots carried by all, added a grotesque
+touch. At various parts of the road the wily
+Chinaman had hastily set up a little booth of palm
+branches, from which he dispensed refreshments of
+sorts doubtless at a high price. These moving
+masses were perfectly orderly, nor did they seem
+to require any restraining or even guiding force.</p>
+
+<p>Next day I naturally looked out from my beautiful
+rose-wreathed stand on the Champ-de-Mars for
+these white-clad crowds, and there they were, sure
+enough, covering the slopes of the encircling natural
+amphitheatre, but to my astonishment, though it
+was barely noon and the principal race was yet to be
+run, the massed mob was rapidly dispersing. As a
+matter of fact, none of these fifty thousand coolie
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</span>spectators cared in the least about the races. That
+final Saturday of the race week had come to be
+regarded as a public holiday. Work was suspended
+at the sugar estates all over the Island, and the race
+meeting was just an occasion on which all expected
+to meet their friends. Every coolie had
+washed his garment to a snowy whiteness, and
+this, taken in conjunction with the vivid touches
+of colour dear to the Oriental eye, furnished by
+the babies’ little scarlet caps and the red edging
+of the women’s veils, made up an enchanting
+picture set against the vivid green and glowing
+blue of earth and sky.</p>
+
+<p>It was always great fun when the flagship of the
+East Indian squadron paid us an all too brief visit;
+and, indeed, the arrival of any man-of-war used
+to be made an excuse for a little extra gaiety. It
+was my special delight to get the midshipmen
+to come in batches and stay at <span lang="fr">Réduit</span>, although
+I often found myself at my wits’ end to provide
+them with game to shoot at, for that was
+what their hearts were most fixed on. They all
+brought up weird and obsolete fowling-pieces, which
+the moment they had finished breakfast they
+wanted to go and let off in the park. What fun
+those boys were, and what dears! One chubby
+youth, being questioned as to whether midshipmen
+were permitted to marry, answered, “No, but
+sometimes there was a <em>candlestick</em> marriage.”</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</span></p>
+<p>“A <em>what</em>?”</p>
+
+<p>“A candlestick marriage, sir,—not allowed, you
+know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Clandestine” was the proper word, but the
+mistake had great success as a joke.</p>
+
+<p>My young soldier guests were quite as gallant
+and susceptible to the charms of the bright eyes
+and pretty, gentle manners of my pet French girls,
+but I often felt disconcerted to find that at my
+numerous <i lang="fr">bals privés</i> there was a difficulty in getting
+them to dance with each other, because the red-coated
+youths would not or could not speak one
+word of French, whereas that difficulty never
+seemed to weigh with the middy for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>I dare say things are now different, and that
+improved mail and cable services have changed
+the loneliness of my day, when there was no cable
+beyond Aden and only a mail steamer once a month.
+I always felt as though we ourselves were on a ship
+anchored in the midst of a lonely ocean, and that
+once in four weeks another ship sped past us, casting
+on board mail bags and cablegrams. But even
+as we stood with stretched-out hands, craving for
+more news or more details of what news was flung
+to us, the passing steamer had sunk below the
+horizon, and we were left to possess our souls in
+what patience we might until the next mail day
+came round.</p>
+
+<p>The consequence of this comparative isolation
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</span>was that few visitors came our way, so that it
+aroused quite a little excitement in our small community
+to hear that the Government of Madagascar—a
+curious mixture in that day of power vested in
+the hands of a Queen, who was always expected to
+marry her prime minister—intended to send three
+delegates to Europe <i lang="fr">viâ</i> Mauritius to protest
+against the proposed French protectorate. These
+delegates were dignified by the name of Ambassadors,
+and their mission was to seek the intervention
+of Great Britain and other European powers.
+We were instructed to receive them with all official
+courtesy, including salutes from big guns and
+guards of honour and so forth; the worst of all
+this ceremonial being that the idea became firmly
+impressed on their minds that England was quite
+prepared to take up their quarrel, or, at least, to
+remonstrate with France. So it was a very happy
+and hopeful trio of “Ambassadors” who presented
+themselves, with a number of attendants, including
+several interpreters, at <span lang="fr">Réduit</span> one evening to go
+through the ordeal of a formal banquet.</p>
+
+<p>I confess to a certain amount of curiosity when
+I heard that the ambassadors were not only as
+black as jet, but they were quite unused to the
+forms of society, and that, in fact, their only experience
+of the ways of English folk was gathered
+from Wesleyan missionaries near their chief towns.
+Indeed, the only English entertainment they had
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</span>ever seen was a school-feast to little native children,
+at which they had been onlookers, and which, as
+one of the interpreters informed me, had seemed
+to them a strange and puzzling performance.</p>
+
+<p>However, when the dinner-hour arrived I beheld
+three fine, dignified and stately gentlemen, quite
+as black nevertheless as their faultless evening
+dress, the only false note being a massive gold
+watch chain, from which dangled rather an
+aggressive bunch of lockets and other ornaments,
+and with which each ambassador was decorated.
+Beautiful bows were exchanged, and nothing could
+be more correct than the fashion in which the
+senior dignitary offered me his arm. With an interpreter
+on my left hand we got on famously all
+through dinner, with absolutely no mistakes in
+essentials, though I often observed some anxiety
+in the interpreter’s face. I suppose he felt responsible
+for their manners. But the false hopes
+were there all the time, and I felt myself to be
+quite a cruel monster when I had to whisper to
+the interpreter to explain to his black Excellency,
+that it was only the usual custom for the Governor
+to propose after the toast of our own Queen the
+health of the sovereign of any foreign guests at table.
+Poor ambassadors! they thought this commonplace
+courtesy meant a public announcement of
+England’s intention of ranging herself on their side
+of the question at issue. One did not realise at
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</span>the time what a deadly importance they attached
+to all these trifles, nor would we perhaps have
+wondered at it so much had we known that they
+felt their own lives depended on the success of
+the mission. They considered it a most hopeful
+sign when I asked them after dinner to write
+their names in my little birthday-book; and most
+astonishing names they were, each name occupying
+three lines, but all apparently forming one syllable!
+They seemed quite familiar with a pen, and each
+letter was beautifully formed, only they were all
+joined together.</p>
+
+<p>There is an excellent and most comfortable rule
+in the Colonial Service which forbids a Governor
+to receive any gifts. I suppose it would also apply
+to a Governor’s wife if the said gifts were of any
+intrinsic value; but I did not see my way to wounding
+the feelings of my poor guests that evening by
+sheltering myself behind official etiquette when
+they tendered a hideous little glass biscuit-box
+and a sort of native quilt (spoiled by vivid aniline
+dyes) for my acceptance. Yet I had terrible misgivings
+all the time that they thought they were
+securing my interest and co-operation in their
+affairs, and I even edged in a word or two in my
+thanks through the interpreter to imply that acceptance
+of their gifts must be taken “without
+prejudice.” I do not believe, however, that he
+had the heart to pass my remark on, for the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</span>ambassadors beamed joyously on me and the rest
+of the company all the time.</p>
+
+<p>I heard afterwards that they had made desperate
+efforts at all the European Courts, beginning with
+that of <abbr style="text-decoration: none;" title="Saint">St.</abbr> James’s to secure intervention, and that
+it was impossible to make them understand that
+no one was able or willing to take up their quarrel.
+So in the fulness of time, their money being all
+spent, they had to return to their own land, where
+failure meant death, which I believe they welcomed
+rather than the new order of things.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="VII"><abbr title="7">VII</abbr><br>
+
+<small>GENERAL CHARLES GORDON</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>I feel as if no sketch, however slight, of my short
+stay in beautiful Mauritius would be complete
+without a reference to General Gordon. Soon
+after our own arrival Colonel Charles Gordon came
+in command of the small body of Royal Engineers
+stationed there. From the very first his delightful
+personality made itself felt, and although I suspect
+that very few of the island-dwellers had the least
+idea of what a name to conjure with “Chinese
+Gordon” was, still he at once assumed that amazing
+sway over men’s hearts of which he possessed the
+secret. Looking back on it through all these years
+I think the wonderful humility of the man is the
+first thing one realises. He took up his duties and
+his position in that obscure little corner of the
+Empire with just as much interest and simplicity
+as though he had never led armies to victory or
+changed the fate of nations. I am proud to say
+we saw a great deal of him, though it had to be on
+his own terms and in his own way. Of course, he
+was asked to the large and formal entertainments
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</span>at <span lang="fr">Réduit</span>, but he always excused himself, and only
+came to dine with us when we were quite alone. He
+would change into the mess uniform, which it was
+the custom always to wear at Government House,
+in the carriole which brought him up, and he once
+gave this as an excuse for the extreme crookedness
+of his black neck-tie.</p>
+
+<p>On these occasions, which I am happy to say
+were very frequent, the dinner had to be of the
+most simple character and compressed into the
+shortest possible space. I do not remember whether
+he took wine or not, but he consumed an immense
+amount of black coffee, not at dinner, but directly
+after, when we adjourned to the verandah and
+cigarettes were lighted. Every half-hour a servant
+brought a fresh cup of fragrant coffee, and noiselessly
+put it on the little table at Colonel Gordon’s
+elbow, and this went on for hours! It is impossible
+to convey in words any idea of the singular
+charm of Gordon’s conversation. With so appreciative
+and sympathetic a listener as my dear husband
+was, he gave of his best and that was very good.
+Not in the least egotistical, his vivid narratives
+were the most thrillingly interesting it has ever
+been my good fortune to listen to. Every word
+he said, for all its picturesqueness, bore the
+stamp of reality, and the scenes he described at
+once stood out before your eyes. A question now
+and then was all that was needed to sustain the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</span>delightful flow of talk. He never uttered a word
+which could be called “cant,” nor did he bring
+his religious opinions into prominence. One
+gathered from his utterances that he was more
+deeply imbued with the “enthusiasm of humanity”
+than with any dogma.</p>
+
+<p>His eyes were the most remarkable part of his
+face, and I cannot imagine any one who has ever
+seen them forgetting their wonderful beauty. It
+was not merely that they were of a crystal clearness
+and as blue as a summer sky, but the expression
+was different to that of any other human
+eye I have ever seen. In the first place,
+instead of the trained, conventional glance with
+which we habitually regard each other and which,
+certainly at first, tells you nothing whatever
+of your new acquaintance’s character or inner
+nature, Gordon’s beautiful, noble soul looked
+straight at you, directly from out of these clear
+eyes. They revealed him at once, as he was, and
+I am sure the secret of his extraordinary and almost
+instantaneous influence over his fellow-creatures
+lay in that glance. There was a sort of wistful
+tenderness in it for all its penetration, an extraordinary
+magnetic sympathy, and yet you felt its
+authority. The rest of his face was rugged, and,
+I suppose, what would be called plain, but one never
+thought of anything beyond the soul shining out
+of those wonderful windows. To look at any other
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</span>face after his was like looking at a lifeless mask.
+A few months after he arrived the General commanding
+the troops in Mauritius left, and Colonel
+Gordon was promoted and succeeded him. He
+had been very active among the Chinese mercantile
+class (a very numerous one) and had done much
+good, not merely of a missionary but of a social
+nature, explaining the duties of citizenship to them,
+and enforcing local laws and rules which they
+probably had not understood. That part of the
+community became much easier to manage after
+he took them in hand.</p>
+
+<p>But there was a strangely unpractical side to
+General Gordon’s nature, apart from his utter
+disregard of what might be called his own interests.
+Those he never thought of for one moment, and
+I honestly believe that his feelings about the value
+or importance of money—<em>as</em> money—were on a
+par with the ideas of a nice child of five years old!
+Coins of the realm remained but a short time in
+his pocket, and were only welcome to him as a
+means of helping others. Still his charity was
+not at all indiscriminate, and in the numerous
+instances of which I knew his help was always
+judiciously given.</p>
+
+<p>Curiously enough, the scheme of defence for
+Mauritius, which General Gordon was requested
+officially to draw up, was found to be absolutely
+impossible. He bestowed much pains and care
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</span>on it, but his plans involved many alterations
+and changes not one of which were found practicable.
+I have in my possession some charming
+letters of his to my husband, who had written
+privately to the General to state that in forwarding
+this scheme of defence to the War Office, he,
+as Lieutenant-Governor, had felt obliged to disagree
+entirely with it, and to point out the utter
+impossibility on every ground of carrying it out.
+Now my husband was one of General Gordon’s
+warmest and most discriminating admirers, and he
+showed me the private correspondence on the
+subject as illustrating the noble and beautiful
+nature of the man. There was not the slightest
+trace of annoyance or even pique at the uncompromising
+terms in which a civilian Governor had
+felt it his duty to differ from so eminent a military
+authority. The General just recognised that it
+was a plain expression of an honest opinion and
+respected it accordingly, nor was there the slightest
+friction between them nor the least check upon
+their friendly intercourse.</p>
+
+<p>I remember particularly one merry evening in
+the verandah after dinner, when the General had
+just returned from an official visit to the Seychelles,
+a little group of islands nearly 1000 miles from
+Mauritius, but in those days one of its <i lang="fr">dépendences</i>.
+He was full of a brand new theory, based on the
+coco-de-mer, a gigantic palm which he saw for the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</span>first time, and which convinced him that he had
+discovered the site of the Garden of Eden. He
+explained with great eagerness how he felt sure of
+the existence of the four encircling rivers of that
+favoured spot (only they now ran underground), but
+his strong point was the strange weird fruit which
+hung, some eighty feet or so above the ground,
+from those splendid palms which are peculiar to
+the Seychelles group. In vain the Governor pointed
+out, with much laughter, that our first parents
+must have been of a goodly height to reach this
+fruit, and in the next, that it was not good to eat!</p>
+
+<p>The dear General bore all our chaff with the
+sweetest good-humour, but remained as firmly
+fixed as ever in his idea. He was most eager and
+earnest about it all, and, though he found our
+laughter infectious and joined heartily in it, nothing
+made the least impression on him, and I believe
+he always thought the Garden of Eden had once
+united that little group of islets in one exquisite
+whole—for Mahé is certainly a lovely spot and as
+fertile as it is fair.</p>
+
+<p>We always felt we could not expect to keep him
+long with us in Mauritius though he never chafed
+nor repined in any way, and just did his duty from
+day to day, and whatever other work for his fellow-men
+his hand found to do, with all his might. But
+all too soon he was summoned home, and quite the
+next thing we heard of him was that he was going
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</span>out to India with the new Governor-General, Lord
+Ripon, as his Private Secretary. We all exclaimed
+at once, “Think of the dinner-parties!” and were
+not at all surprised to hear how short a time that
+arrangement had lasted, though the dreaded form
+of entertainment had really nothing whatever to
+do with Gordon’s resignation of his post long before
+India was reached. From time to time he wrote
+to my husband, and we followed every step of his
+subsequent career with the deepest interest. I
+have since heard, I do not know with what truth,
+that it was a mistake in a telegram which prevented
+his going to the Congo on King Leopold’s
+business instead of to Egypt on ours. However
+that may be, the rest of the story was quite in
+harmony with what one had known of him, but
+of all those who sorrowed for his tragic fate—and
+it was a nation that grieved—no one lamented him
+more than his official chief of the Mauritian days.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="VIII"><abbr title="8">VIII</abbr><br>
+
+<small>WESTERN AUSTRALIA</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Few people can realise how rapid is the growth
+of a colony when once it begins to grow. Like a
+young tree, after reaching a certain stage, it may
+seem to have almost attained its limit, and one
+often feels disappointed that more visible progress
+has not been made. But come again a little later,
+and you will find your sapling shooting rapidly
+up into a splendid tree. It was really growing,
+as it were, <em>under</em> ground; searching with its roots
+for the most favourable conditions. Perhaps there
+was a piece of rock to be got round before the good
+soil could be reached, but the little tree was covering
+that rock all the time with a network of roots
+so that it ceased to be an obstacle and was gathered
+up and assimilated with its growth. In the decade
+between 1880 and 1890 Western Australia was
+just in that stage, and the splendid young giant of
+to-day must have been growing underground then,
+though it did not seem to be making much progress
+as a colony. In those days we sadly called ourselves
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</span>“Cinderella,” but the Fairy Prince—Responsible
+Government—was not far off, and I am
+proud to remember that my dear husband, then
+Governor of the colony, was one of those who
+helped to open the door and let Prince Charming in.</p>
+
+<p>They tell me the colony is quite different now,
+and that Perth is unrecognisable. I try to be
+glad to hear it, and keep repeating to myself that
+the revenue of a month now is what we thought
+good for a year, fifteen years ago. But no one can
+be more than happy, and I question very much if
+the rich people there to-day are any happier or
+even better off, in the true sense of the words,
+than we were. Of course, enormous progress has
+been made, and many of the works and wants
+which we only dreamed of and longed for, have
+suddenly become accomplished facts. Our Cinderella’s
+shoes have turned out to be made of gold,
+but they pinch her now and then, and have to
+be eased here and there. Still they are, no doubt,
+true fairy shoes, and will grow conveniently with
+the growth of her feet.</p>
+
+<p>In our day—which began in May 1883—the
+colony was as quiet and primitive as possible, but
+none the less delightful and essentially homelike.
+I must confess that one of its greatest attractions
+in my eyes was what more youthful and enterprising
+spirits used to call the dulness of Perth.
+But it never was really dull. To me there always
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</span>appeared to be what I see American newspapers
+describe as “happenings” going on.</p>
+
+<p>For instance, one morning I was called into the
+Governor’s office to look at a tin collar just sent
+up from the port of Freemantle for the Governor’s
+inspection. It appeared that the two little children
+of a respectable tradesman in Freemantle had that
+morning been playing on a lonely part of the beach,
+and had observed a large strange bird, half floating,
+half borne in by the incoming tide. It was a very
+flat bit of shore just there, and the sea was as
+smooth as glass, so the boy—bold and brave, as
+colonial boys are—fearing to lose the curious
+creature, waded in a little way, and, seizing it
+by the tip of the outstretched wing, dragged it
+safely to land. There, after a few convulsive
+movements and struggles, the poor bird died,
+and the little ones wisely set off at once to fetch
+their father to look at what they thought was an
+enormous seagull. When Mr. —— arrived at the
+spot, he at once saw that the bird was an albatross,
+and furthermore that a large fish was sticking in
+its throat. A closer inspection revealed that a
+sort of tin collar round the neck, large enough to
+allow of its feeding under ordinary circumstances,
+but not wide enough to let so big a fish pass down
+its gullet, had strangled it. The collar had evidently
+formed part of a preserved meat tin of
+rather a large size, with the top and bottom knocked
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</span>out, and around it were these words, punched
+quite distinctly in the tin, probably by the point
+of a nail:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i lang="fr">Treize naufragés sont refugiés sur les Iles Crozets,
+ce</i>”—then followed a date of about twelve days
+before. “<i lang="fr">Au secours, pour l’amour de Dieu!</i>”</p>
+
+<p>In those days everything used to be referred
+to the Governor, so Mr. —— at once went to the
+police station, got an Inspector to come and look
+at the bird, hear the children’s story, take the
+collar off—a work of some difficulty, in fact the
+head had to be cut off—and bring it up by next
+train to Perth.</p>
+
+<p>It was an intensely interesting story, and aroused
+all our sympathy. A telegram was at once sent
+off to the Admiral commanding on the Australian
+station, telling the tale, and asking for help to be
+sent to the Crozets; but the swiftly returned answer
+stated, with great regret, that it was impossible to
+do this, and that the Cape Squadron was the one
+to communicate with. Now unfortunately this was
+impossible in those days, so another message was
+despatched directly to the Minister for Marine
+Affairs in Paris, and next day we heard that the
+Department had discovered—through an apparently
+admirable system of ship registry—that a small
+vessel had sailed from Bordeaux some months before
+and that the way to her destined port would certainly
+take her past the Iles Crozets. No news of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</span>her arrival at that port had ever been received, so a
+message was even then on its way to the nearest
+French naval station ordering immediate relief to
+be sent to the Crozets. This reply, most courteously
+worded, added that there were <i lang="fr">caches</i> of food
+on these islands, which statement was borne out by
+the fresh look of the tin collar. A curious confirmation
+of the story was elicited by the volunteered
+statement of the captain of a newly-arrived sailing
+wool-ship, who said that in a certain latitude, which
+turned out to be within quite measurable distance
+of the Crozets, an albatross had suddenly appeared
+in the wake of the ship, feeding greedily on the
+scraps and refuse thrown overboard, and the crew
+observed with surprise that the bird followed them
+right into the open roadstead which then represented
+Freemantle harbour. The date coincided exactly
+with the figures on the tin. The bird must have
+found the collar inconvenient for fishing, and had
+joined the ship to feed on these softer scraps, until,
+with the conclusion of the little vessel’s voyage, the
+supplies also ceased.</p>
+
+<p>Stories should always end well, but alas! this
+one does not. We heard nothing more for several
+weeks, and then came an official document, full of
+gratitude for the prompt action taken, but stating
+that when the French gunboat reached the Crozets
+it was found quite deserted. A similar tin, with
+the same sort of punched letters on it, had been
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</span>left behind saying that the contents of the <i lang="fr">cache</i>
+had all been used, and that, supplies being exhausted,
+the <i lang="fr">naufragés</i> were going to attempt to
+construct some sort of a raft on which to try to
+reach another of the islets where a fresh supply
+of food might possibly be found hidden. This
+message had briefly added that the poor shipwrecked
+sailors were literally starving.</p>
+
+<p>The most diligent and careful search failed, however,
+to discover the slightest trace of the unfortunate
+men or their raft. Probably they were already
+so weak and exhausted when they started that they
+could not navigate their cumbrous craft in the
+broken water and currents between the Islands. We
+felt very sad at this tragic end to the wonderful
+message brought by the albatross, and only wished
+we had possessed any sort of steamer which could
+have been despatched that same day to the Iles
+Crozets.</p>
+
+<p>Another morning—and such a beautiful morning
+too!—F. looked in at the drawing-room window,
+and asked if I would like to come with him to the
+Central Telegraph Office—a very little way off—and
+hear the first messages over a line stretching
+many hundreds of miles away to the far North-west
+of the colony. Of course, I was only too
+delighted, especially as I had “assisted” at
+the driving in of the very first pole of that
+same telegraph line two or three years before
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</span>at Geraldton, some three hundred miles up the
+coast.</p>
+
+<p>I was much amazed at the wonderful familiarity
+of the operator with his machine. How he seemed
+hardly to pause in what he was himself saying, to
+remark, “They are very pleased to hear your Excellency
+is here, and wish me to say,” and then would
+come a message glibly disentangled from a rapid
+succession of incoherent little clicks and taps.
+Presently came a longer and more consecutive series
+of pecks and clicks, to which the operator condescended
+to listen carefully, and even to jot down a
+pencilled word now and then. This turned out
+to be a communication from the sergeant of police
+in charge of the little group of white men up in that
+distant spot, where no European foot had ever
+trodden before, to the effect that he had lately
+come across a native tribe who had an Englishwoman
+with them. The sergeant went on to say
+that this woman had been wrecked twenty years
+before, somewhere on that North-west coast, and
+that she and her baby-boy—the only survivors of
+the disaster—had ever since lived with this tribe.
+She could still speak English, and had told the
+sergeant that these natives had always treated her
+with the utmost kindness, and had in fact regarded
+her as a supernatural and sacred guest. Her son
+was, of course, a grown-up man by this time, and
+had quite thrown in his lot with the tribe. She
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</span>declared she had enjoyed excellent health all those
+years, and had never suffered from anything worse
+than tender feet. She hastened to add that whenever
+her feet became sore from travelling barefoot,
+the tribe halted until they had healed.</p>
+
+<p>Naturally, we were deeply thrilled by this unexpected
+romance clicked out in such a commonplace
+way, and the Governor at once authorised
+the sergeant—all by telegraph—to tell the poor
+exile that, if she chose, she and her son should be
+brought down to Perth at once, cared for, and sent
+to any place she wished, free of all expense.</p>
+
+<p>Of course we had to wait a few moments whilst
+the sergeant explained this message, though he had
+wisely taken the precaution of getting the tribe
+to “come in” to the little station as soon as he
+knew the line would be open. I spent the interval
+in making plans for the poor soul’s reception and
+comfort, promising myself to do all I could to make
+up to her for those years of wandering about with
+savages. But my schemes vanished into thin air
+as soon as the clicks began again, for the woman
+steadily refused to leave the friendly tribe—who,
+I may mention, were listening, the sergeant said,
+with the most breathless anxiety for her decision.
+She declared that nothing would induce her son
+to come away, and that she had not the least desire
+to do so either. The Governor tried hard, in his
+own kind and eloquent words, to persuade her to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</span>accept his offer, or, failing that, to say what she
+would like done for her own comfort, and to reward
+the tribe who had been so hospitable and good to
+her. She would accept nothing for herself, but
+hesitatingly asked for more blankets and a little
+extra flour and “baccy” for the tribe. This was
+promised willingly, and some tea was to be added.</p>
+
+<p>My contribution to the conversation was to demand
+a personal description of the woman from the
+sergeant, but I cannot say that I gathered much
+idea of her appearance from his halting and somewhat
+laboured word-portrait. Apparently she was
+not beautiful; no wonder, poor soul!—tanned as
+to skin, and bleached as to hair, by exposure to
+weather. Only her blue eyes and differing features
+showed her English origin. She had kept no count
+of time, nothing but the boy’s growth told that
+many years must have passed.</p>
+
+<p>“They look upon her as a sort of Queen,” the
+sergeant declared, “and don’t want her to leave
+them.” It was very tantalising, and I felt quite
+injured and hurt at the collapse of all my plans
+for restoring such an involuntary prodigal daughter
+to her relatives.</p>
+
+<p>I fear I became rather troublesome after this
+episode, and got into a way of continually demanding
+if there were nothing else interesting going on
+up in that distant region; but, except the sad and
+too frequent report of interrupted communication,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</span>which was nearly always found to mean a burned-down
+telegraph pole, there was nothing more heard
+of the tribe or its guest whilst we remained in the
+colony. But these burned telegraph poles held a
+tragedy of their own; for they were always caused
+by a fire lighted at their base as the very last resource
+of a starved and dying traveller to attract
+attention. I fear I was just as grieved when, as
+sometimes happened, it turned out to be a convict,
+who was making a desperate and fruitless effort to
+escape, as when it was an explorer who perished.
+The routine followed was that, as soon as the line
+became interrupted, two workmen with tools and
+two native police officers would set out from the
+hut, one of each going along the line in opposite
+directions until the “fault” was found. As the
+huts or stations were at least a hundred and fifty
+miles apart, and the dry burning desert heat made
+travelling slow work, this was often an affair of
+days, and I was assured that the relieving party
+never yet found the unhappy traveller alive. All
+this is now quite a thing of the dark and distant
+ages, for a railway probably now runs over those
+very same sand plains, and no doubt Pullman
+cars will be a luxury of the near future.</p>
+
+<p>I wonder, however, if the natives of those North-west
+districts still contrive, from time to time, to
+possess themselves of the insulators, which they
+fashion with their flint tools into admirable spear-heads.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</span>Also if they have at all grasped the meaning
+of those same telegraph poles. In the days I
+speak of, they considered the white man “too much
+fool-um,” as the kangaroos could easily get under
+this high fence, which was supposed to have been
+put up to keep them from trespassing!</p>
+
+<p>It must have been towards the end of 1889 that
+men began to hope the statement of an eminent
+geologist, made years before, was going to prove
+true, and that “the root of the great gold-bearing
+tree would be found in Western Australia.” Reports
+of gold, more or less wild, came in from distant
+quarters, and although it was most desirable to
+help and encourage explorers, there was great danger
+of anything like a “rush” towards those arid and
+waterless districts from which the best and most
+reliable news came.</p>
+
+<p>One of the many “gold” stories which reached
+us just then amused me much at the time, though
+doubtless it has settled into being regarded as a
+very old joke by now. Still it is none the less
+true.</p>
+
+<p>A man came in to a very outlying and distant
+station with a small nugget, which he said he had
+picked up, thinking it was a stone, to throw at a
+crow, and finding it unusually heavy, examined it,
+and lo! it was pure gold. Naturally there was
+great excitement at this news, and the official in
+charge of the district rushed to the telegraph office
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</span>and wired to the head of his department, some
+five hundred miles away in Perth: “Man here
+picked up stone to throw at crow.” He thought
+this would tell the whole story, but apparently it
+did not, for the answer returned was: “And what
+became of the crow?”</p>
+
+<p>Diggers used to go up the coast, as far as they
+could, in the small mail steamers, and then strike
+across the desert, often on foot, pushing their tools
+and food before them in a wheelbarrow. Naturally,
+they could neither travel far nor fast in this fashion,
+and there was always the water difficulty to be dealt
+with. Still a man will do and bear a great deal
+when golden nuggets dangle before his eyes, and
+some sturdy bushmen actually did manage to reach
+the outskirts of the great gold region. The worst
+of it was that under these circumstances no one
+could remain long, even if he struck gold; for there
+was no food to be had except what they took with
+them. As is generally the case in everything, one
+did not hear much of the failures; but every now
+and then a lucky man with a few ounces of gold in
+his possession found his way back to Perth. Nearly
+all who returned brought fragments of quartz to
+be assayed, and every day the hope grew which
+has since been so abundantly justified.</p>
+
+<p>It happened now and then that a little party of
+diggers who had been helped to make a start would
+ask to see me before they set out, not wanting anything
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</span>except to say good-bye, and to receive my
+good wishes for their success. Poor fellows! I
+often asked about them, but could seldom trace
+their career after a short while. Once I received,
+months after one of those farewell visits, a little
+packet of tiny gold nuggets, about an ounce in all,
+wrapped in very dirty newspaper, with a few words
+to say they were the first my poor friends had
+found. I could not even make out how the package
+had reached me, and although I tried to get a letter
+of thanks returned to the sender, I very much doubt
+if he ever received it.</p>
+
+<p>However, one day a message came out to me
+from the Governor’s office to say H. E. had been
+hearing a very interesting story, and would I like
+to hear it too? Nothing would please me better,
+and in a few minutes the teller of the story was
+standing in my morning room, with a large and
+heavy lump, looking like a dirty stone, held out
+for my inspection. I wish I could give the whole
+story in his own simple and picturesque words, but
+alas! I cannot remember them all accurately. Too
+many waves and storms of sorrow have gone over
+my head since those bright and happy days, and
+time and tears have dimmed many details. However,
+I distinctly remember having been much struck
+by the grave simplicity of my visitor’s manner, and
+I also noticed that, although it was one of our
+scorching summer days, with a hot wind blowing,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</span>he was arrayed in a brand-new suit of thick cloth,
+which he could well have worn at the North Pole!
+He seemed quite awed by his good fortune, and
+continually said how undeserved it was. But I
+suppose this must have been his modesty, for he
+certainly appeared to have gone through his fair
+share of hardships. He had been one of what the
+diggers called “the barrow men,” and had held on
+almost too long after his scanty supplies had run
+short.</p>
+
+<p>The little party to which he belonged had been
+singularly unfortunate; for, although they found
+here and there a promise of gold, nothing payable
+had been struck. At last the end came. This man
+had reached the very last of his resources without
+finding a speck of gold, and although men in such
+extremity are always kind and helpful to each
+other, he could not expect any one to share such
+fast dwindling stores with him. There was nothing
+for it, therefore, but to turn back on the morrow,
+whilst a mouthful of food was still left, and to retrace
+his steps, as best he might, to the nearest
+port. He dwelt, with a good deal of rough pathos,
+on the despair of that last day’s fruitless work
+which left him too weak and exhausted to carry
+his heavy tools back to the spot they called “camp.”
+So he just flung them down, and as he said
+“staggered” over the two or three miles of scrub-covered
+desert, guided by the smoke of the camp-fire.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</span>Next morning early, after a great deal of
+sleep and very little food, he braced himself up to
+go back and fetch his tools, though he carefully
+explained that he would not have taken the trouble
+to do this if he had not felt that his pick and barrow
+were about his only possessions, and might fetch
+the price of a meal or two when it came to the last.</p>
+
+<p>I have often wondered since if the impression of
+the Divine mercy and goodness, which was so
+strong in that man’s mind just then, has ever worn
+off. He dwelt with self-accusing horror on how he
+had railed at his luck, at Fate, at everything,
+as he stumbled back that hot morning over his
+tracks of the day before. The way seemed twice
+as long, for, as he said, “his heart was too heavy
+to carry.” At last he saw his barrow and pick
+standing up on the flat plain a little way off, and
+was wearily dragging on towards them, when he
+caught his toe against a stone deeply imbedded in
+the sand, and fell down. His voice sank to a sort
+of awestruck whisper, as if he were almost at Confession,
+as he said, “Well, ma’am, if you’d believe
+me, I cursed awful, I felt as if it was too hard
+altogether to bear. To think that I should go and
+nearly break my toe against the only stone in the
+district, and with all those miles to travel back.
+So I lay there like Job’s friend and cursed God
+and wanted to die. After a bit I felt like a passionate
+child who kicks and breaks the thing which
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</span>has hurt him, and I had to beat that stone before
+I could be at all quiet. But it was too firm in
+the sand for my hands to get it up, so in my rage
+I set off quite briskly for the pick to break up that
+stone, if it took all my strength. It was pretty
+deep-set in the ground, I assure you, ma’am; but
+at last I got it up, and here it is—solid gold and
+nearly as big as a baby’s head. Now, ma’am,
+I ask you, did I deserve this?”</p>
+
+<p>He almost banged the rather dirty-looking lump
+down on the table before me as he spoke, and it
+certainly was a wonderful sight, and a still more
+wonderful weight. He told me he had searched
+about the neighbourhood of that nugget all day,
+but there was not the faintest trace of any more
+gold. So, as he had no time to lose on account of
+the shortness of the food and water-supply, he
+just started back to the coast, which he reached
+quite safely, and came straight down to Perth in
+the first steamer. The principal bank had advanced
+him £800 on his nugget, but it would
+probably prove to be worth twice as much. I
+asked him what he was going to do, and was rather
+sorry to hear that he intended to go back to England
+at once, and set up a shop or a farm—I forget
+which—among his own people. Of course, it was
+not for me to dissuade him, but I felt it was a
+pity to lose such a good sort of man out of the
+colony, for he was not spending his money in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</span>champagne and card-playing, as all the very few
+successful gold-finders did in those first early days.
+I believe the purchase of that one suit of winter
+clothing in which to come and see the Governor had
+been his only extravagance.</p>
+
+<p>That was the delightful part of those patriarchal
+times—only fifteen or twenty years ago, remember—that
+all the joys and sorrows used to find their
+way to Government House. I always tried to divide
+the work, telling our dear colonial friends that
+when they were prosperous and happy they were
+the Governor’s business, but when they were sick
+or sorrowful or in trouble they belonged to my
+department; and thus we both found plenty to do,
+and were able to get very much inside, as it were,
+the lives of those among whom our lot was cast
+for more than seven busy, happy years.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="IX"><abbr title="9">IX</abbr><br>
+
+<small>WESTERN AUSTRALIA—<i>Continued</i></small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>There had never been a bushranger in Western
+Australia before Bill (I forget his “outside” name)
+appeared on the scene, and I don’t suppose there
+will ever be another. If any one may be said to
+have drifted—indeed, almost to have been forced—by
+circumstances into a path of crime and peril,
+it was this same unlucky Bill. Until his troubles
+came he was always regarded as rather a fine
+specimen of a colonial youth. Tall, strong, and
+good-looking, apt at all manly sports and exercises,
+he was adored by the extremely respectable family
+to which he belonged, and who brought him up
+as well as they could. For Master Bill must always
+have been a difficult youth to manage, and from
+his tenderest years had invariably been a law unto
+himself.</p>
+
+<p>At school he had formed a strong friendship
+with another lad of his own age, who was exactly
+opposite to him in character, tastes, and pursuits,
+but nevertheless they were inseparable “mates,”
+and all Bill’s people hoped that the influence of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</span>this very quiet, sedate youth would in time tame
+Bill’s wild and lawless nature. As the boys grew
+into their teens it became a question of choosing
+a career, and the quiet boy always said he wanted
+to get into the police. That was his great ambition,
+and a more promising recruit could not be desired.
+It came out afterwards that when the lads discussed
+this subject the embryo policeman often observed:
+“If you don’t look out, Bill, and alter your ways,
+I’ll be always having to arrest you.” Bill laughed
+this suggestion to scorn, not that he had any intention
+of amending his ways, but he could not
+believe that any one who knew his great physical
+strength and utter recklessness would dare to lay
+a hand on him. The ways he was advised to amend
+consisted chiefly in worrying the neighbours, with
+whom he lived in constant feud and Border warfare.
+No old lady’s cat within a radius of five
+miles was safe from him, and he chased the goats
+and harried the poultry, and generally made himself
+a first-class nuisance all round.</p>
+
+<p>The strange thing was that, in spite of this strong
+instinct of tormenting, Bill was universally acknowledged
+to be a splendid “bushman”—that is, one
+familiar with all the signs and common objects of
+the forests. He would have made an ideal explorer,
+and could have lived in the Bush in plenty and
+comfort under conditions in which any one else
+would have starved or died of thirst. It seemed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</span>odd to find in the same youth this passionate love
+of Nature and familiarity with her every wild bird
+or beast, and a certain amount of cruelty and
+callousness.</p>
+
+<p>Time passed on, and one of the boys at least got
+his heart’s desire and was enrolled in the very fine
+police force of Freemantle. Bill could not be induced
+to settle to any profession, though his knowledge
+of bush-craft and his superb powers of
+endurance would have insured him plenty of well-paid
+employment as an explorer or pioneer in the
+unknown parts which were just beginning to be
+opened up in our day, for the first faint whispers
+of the magic word “gold” were being brought to
+the ears of the Government.</p>
+
+<p>Just about this time one of the neighbours imported
+a special breed of fowls, which Bill forthwith
+proceeded to torment in his leisure moments. The
+owner of the unhappy poultry bore Bill’s worrying
+with patience and good nature for some little time,
+but at last assured him that he would take out a
+summons against him if he persisted in harrying
+his sitting hens. Bill’s answer to this was buying
+a revolver and announcing that he would certainly
+shoot any one who attempted to arrest him. Of
+course, no one believed this threat, and in due time
+the summons was taken out, and the task of making
+the arrest devolved upon his friend and school-mate,
+who warned him privately that he would
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</span>certainly do his duty and that he need not hope
+to escape. Bill fled a few miles off and kept out of
+the way for a little while. No one wanted to be
+hard on the youth for the sake of his very respectable
+family, and a good deal of sympathy was
+expressed for them; also, every one hoped and believed
+that this little fracas would sober Master Bill
+down, and that he might yet become a valuable
+member of the community.</p>
+
+<p>However, one Sunday evening, just at dusk, Bill
+was hanging about the poultry yard with evil intent,
+when he suddenly perceived his friend in
+uniform and on duty the other side of a low hedge.
+The owner of the fowls had asked for a constable
+to watch his place, and, as ill luck would have it,
+Bill’s friend was sent. The two boys looked at each
+other for a moment across the hedge, and then the
+policeman said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Now, Bill, you had better come along quietly
+with me; there’s a warrant out against you, and
+I’ve got to take you to the police station.”</p>
+
+<p>“If you come one step nearer, I’ll shoot you
+dead,” answered Bill.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s all nonsense, you know,” the poor young
+constable replied, and began pushing the hedge
+aside to get through it. Bill drew his revolver and
+shot the friend and playmate of his whole life dead
+on the spot. He then rushed back to his own place,
+and, hastily collecting some food and cartridges,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</span>was off and away into the heart of the nearest
+“bush” or forest, the fringe of which almost
+touched even the principal towns in those days.</p>
+
+<p>It is hardly possible to imagine the state of excitement
+into which this crime threw the primitive
+little community. Murders were comparatively rare,
+and I was told that they were almost always committed
+by old “lags,” men who had begun as convicts
+perhaps thirty-five or forty years before, and
+had generally only been let out a short time before
+on a ticket-of-leave. But this catastrophe was
+quite a fresh departure, and called forth almost as
+much sympathy for the relatives of the wretched
+Bill as for those of his victim. The native trackers
+set to work at once and picked up Bill’s trail without
+any difficulty, but the thing was to catch him.
+No Will-o’-the-wisp could have been more elusive,
+and he led the best trackers and the most wary
+constables a regular dance over hills and valleys,
+through dense bush and scrub-covered sand, day
+after day. News would come of the police being
+hot on his tracks thirty miles off, and that same
+night a store in Freemantle would be broken into,
+and two or three of its best guns, with suitable
+cartridges, would be missing. As time went on the
+various larders in Perth were visited in the same
+unexpected manner, and emptied of their contents.
+Bill never took anything except ammunition, food,
+and tobacco, but whenever the police came up with
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</span>his camping-ground—often to find the fire still
+smouldering—they always found several newspapers
+of the latest dates giving particulars of where he
+was supposed to be.</p>
+
+<p>In the course of the many weeks—nine I think—that
+this chase went on, the police often got near
+enough to be shot at. One poor constable was
+badly wounded in the throat, so that he could never
+speak above a whisper again, and another was shot
+dead. But Bill was never to be seen. Sometimes
+they came on his “billy” or pannikin of tea, standing
+by the fire, and another time he must just have
+flung away his pipe lest its smell should betray him.
+One is lost in amazement at his powers of endurance,
+for he could have had no actual sleep all that
+weary while. The general plan of campaign was
+to keep him always moving, so as to tire him out.
+What strength must he have possessed to do without
+sleep all that time, and to cover such fabulous distances
+day after day. The police themselves, or
+rather their horses, and even the trackers, got quite
+knocked up, in spite of a regularly organised system
+of relief; so what must it have been for the hunted
+boy, who could never have had any rest at all?</p>
+
+<p>It was the year of the first Jubilee, and numerous
+loyal festivities were taking place during all the
+time of Bill’s chase. Of course, June is the Antipodean
+midwinter, and cold and wet had to be
+reckoned with, as well as very bad going for both
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</span>horse and man, and great fatigue for the pursuers.
+Bill apparently thought the Jubilee ought in some
+way to do him good, and he used to stick notices
+up on trees with his terms fully set forth. One
+proposition was that he should be let off entirely
+because of the Jubilee. Another notice stated
+that he would give himself up to <em>me</em>, if he was
+guaranteed a free pardon. The grim silence with
+which all these tempting offers were received must
+have exasperated the young ruffian, for after a
+time these bulletins breathed nothing but melodramatic
+threats of vengeance, especially against
+the Governor, and he began to attempt to carry
+them out in many ways.</p>
+
+<p>But the wickedest idea to my mind was the
+plan he evidently formed of wrecking the special
+trains which were to convey almost all the
+Perth people down to Freemantle, some thirteen
+miles away, in the middle of the Jubilee week.
+The citizens of the Port were determined to show
+themselves every bit as loyal and exultant as
+we were in Perth, and had bidden the Governor
+and the officials, as well as the rest of the little
+society, to a fine ball at their grand new Town
+Hall. The railway authorities and the police
+were quite alive to the risks we should all run;
+every precaution was taken, and especially not a
+whisper was allowed to creep out as to Mr. Bill’s
+murderous intentions. A pilot engine went first
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</span>the night of the ball, and the best native trackers
+were “laid on” the line. Next morning’s daylight
+showed how much all this vigilance and care
+had been needed, for in numerous places Bill’s
+footsteps could be tracked down to the rails, and
+large branches of trees, rocks, and other handy
+impediments lay within a foot of the line, and he
+must have been hunted off when quite close many
+times during that cold wet night. I believe I was
+the only woman in the long special train who knew
+of Mr. Bill’s intentions, and I confess I found it
+somewhat difficult to conceal a tendency to preoccupation
+and to start at slight sounds. However,
+it would have quite spoiled the Freemantle
+ball if the least breath of the risk to the guests
+from Perth had got abroad, so all the men bore
+themselves as Englishmen do—quietly and serenely—and
+I had to hide my nervousness for very
+shame’s sake. Especially when we were coming
+back, quite late, and I saw how tired and sleepy
+every one was, the thought would cross my mind
+of wonder if the poor watchers on the outside
+were as tired as we were, and so, perhaps, not
+quite so much on the alert. My private fears
+proved groundless, happily, but I can never forget
+the relief of finding myself (and my far dearer self)
+safe in our beautiful home again that night. I
+had felt so wretched at the ball when I looked at
+my numerous pet girl friends dancing blithely away,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</span>and thought of the dangers which might easily
+beset their homeward road.</p>
+
+<p>By this time every one, especially those whose
+larders had been raided, took the keenest interest
+in Master Bill’s capture, and the local papers were
+full of his hairbreadth escapes. I remember a
+paragraph which interested me very much stated
+that once, when, “from information received,”
+the police had drawn quite a <i lang="fr">cordon</i> round his lair
+and were creeping stealthily towards it, a bird
+suddenly uttered a piercing shrill note; and one
+of the trackers, learned in bush-lore, remarked
+that their chance of catching him then was gone,
+for that bird would have warned him, as it never
+uttered its cry except when it saw a stranger
+suddenly. I may mention here that I never rested
+until I heard that bird’s note myself, and I spent
+the next summer in organising bush picnics, and
+then wandering away as far as I dared in order to
+alarm the bird by a sudden appearance. At last
+one day, when I had very nearly succeeded in
+losing myself in the bush, a sudden shrill note
+terrified me out of my life. If the bird was
+frightened so was I, for it was a most piercing cry.</p>
+
+<p>At last the end came; at earliest dawn one
+morning Bill, resting on a log in the bush without
+even a fire to betray him, opened his eyes to the
+sound of a command to “put up his hands,” and
+saw half-a-dozen carbines levelled straight at him
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</span>a few yards off. He showed fight to the last, and
+managed before holding up his hands to fire a shot
+at the approaching constables, wounding one of
+them in the leg. The men rushed in, however,
+and he was soon overcome and handcuffed and
+brought into Perth. But the most curious part
+of the story lies in the universal sympathy and,
+indeed, admiration immediately shown by the
+whole of our very peaceable and orderly little
+community for this youth. Of course, the officials
+did not share this strange sentimentality, for they
+regarded Master Bill and his exploits from a very
+different point of view, and I used really to feel
+quite angry, especially with my female friends,
+who often asked me if I was not “very sorry” for
+the culprit? My sympathies, I confessed, were
+more with the families of his victims, especially
+the poor policeman with his mangled throat, whom
+I had often seen in my weekly visits to the hospital.
+When I expressed surprise at the interest all the
+girls in the place took in the young ruffian, the
+answer always was: “Oh, but he is so brave.”
+It appeared to me the bravery lay with his
+captors!</p>
+
+<p>He was duly tried, but the jury did not convict
+him of premeditated murder, and in face of the
+verdict he could only be sentenced to imprisonment
+for some years. Master Bill’s captivity did not
+last very long on that occasion, for he watched his
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</span>opportunity, sprang upon the warder one day
+knocking him senseless, scrambled over the wall
+of the exercise ground, near which chanced to be
+a pile of stones for breaking, and so got away. Then
+the pendulum of Public Opinion—that strange and
+unreliable factor in human affairs—swung to the
+other side, and a violent outcry arose, and Bill’s
+immediate death was the least of its demands.
+He was caught without much difficulty that time,
+however, and it was curious to find no one taking
+the least interest in his second trial, which resulted
+in a lengthy and rigorous imprisonment. Poor
+wretch! I believe even I ended by being “sorry”
+for him and his wasted life, with all its splendid
+possibilities.</p>
+
+<p>Another tragedy was enacted in the North-west
+not long after Bill’s adventures had ended; and
+yet, terrible as this incident was, one could hardly
+help an ill-regulated smile.</p>
+
+<p>I wonder how many people realise that Western
+Australia holds a million square miles within its
+borders. True, most of it is, as Anthony Trollope
+said, only fit to run through an hour-glass, being
+of the sandiest sort of sand. But then, again, all
+that that sand requires to make it “blossom like
+a rose” is water. Given an abundant supply of
+water, and all those miles of desert will grow anything.
+You have only got to see the sand-plains
+as they are called, <em>before</em> the winter rains and <em>after</em>
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</span>them. These sand-plains are just a sort of tongue
+or strip of the great Sahara in the middle of the
+Island Continent which runs down—some seventy
+miles wide—towards the sea-shore three or four
+hundred miles to the north-west of Perth.</p>
+
+<p>The rumours of gold which had begun to fill the
+air during our day, necessitated first, telegraph
+stations, and then the establishment of outlying
+posts of civilisation; the nucleus of what are
+already turned or turning into flourishing towns.
+I have always declared that when there were three
+white men in any of these distant spots, the first
+thing they started was a race-meeting, with a
+Governor’s Cup or Purse (value about £5), and
+then next would come a Rifle Association, with a
+Literary Institute to follow, to all of which H.E.
+would be invited to subscribe. However, the outlying
+settlement I speak of had not attained to
+these luxuries, for it consisted of only one white
+man. He combined the offices of Warden and
+Magistrate and Doctor, and several other duties
+as well; but he must have led a truly Robinson
+Crusoe sort of life, poor man. I should mention
+that these settlements had always to be close to
+the sea-shore in order to keep in touch, by means
+of the little coasting steamers, with a base of supply.
+This gentleman—for he was a man of unblemished
+character as well as of education and refinement—had
+not a creature to speak to beyond a few half-tamed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</span>natives, except when the steamer touched—once
+a month, I believe—at his little port. He was
+a splendid shot and a keen sportsman, but there was
+not much scope for his “gunning” talents, and seagull
+shooting formed one of his few amusements.</p>
+
+<p>One fine evening he was lazily floating in a light
+canoe about the bay, with a native to paddle,
+whilst he looked out for a difficult shot, when the
+man suddenly pointed to an object on a rock some
+fifty yards from the shore which he announced
+was a “big-fellow” gull. It did look rather large
+for a gull, but the sportsman thought it might be
+some other sort of strange sea-bird, and, after carefully
+adjusting the sight of the rifle and taking
+most accurate aim, he fired. To his horror the
+crouching object gave a sort of upward leap and
+then fell flat. Poor Mr. —— seized the oar and
+paddled with all speed to the spot, to find a white
+man lying dead with his bullet through his heart.</p>
+
+<p>One can hardly realise the dismay of the involuntary
+murderer, for anything so unexpected as
+the presence of any human being in that lonely
+spot with darkness coming on, and a difficult
+path, from rock to rock, to be retraced to the
+shore, cannot be imagined. There was nothing
+for it but to take the body into the boat and return
+home. The most careful inquiries carried on for
+months failed to elicit the slightest information
+as to that lonely victim’s identity. He had not a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</span>mark of any sort on his clothing, nor a scrap of
+paper about him, which could throw the least
+light on his name or history. No one knew that
+another white man was in the district at all. If
+he had dropped from the sky on to that rock he
+could not have been more untraceable. It was
+all tragic enough, but what made me smile in the
+midst of my horror at the details of the story—of
+which I first saw the outline in a local newspaper—was
+to hear that Mr. —— had sat as
+coroner on the body, also fulfilled the duties of
+the jury, then became police magistrate, and
+finally brought himself down to Perth as the author
+of the “misadventure.” Of course, there was no
+question of a trial, for it was the purest and most
+unlucky accident, regretted by Mr. —— more than
+by any one else. No advertisements or amount
+of publicity given to the story ever threw the least
+light on the poor man’s name or antecedents. Of
+course, here and there letters came from individuals
+who thought they saw their way to <i lang="fr">exploiter</i> the
+Government and extract some sort of money
+compensation for the death of their hastily adopted
+relative, but as their story invariably broke down
+at the very outset—in which case they generally
+lowered their demands by next post from £1000
+to 10s.—no ray of light was ever thrown on the
+mystery of how that white man came to be sitting
+quietly on those rocks at sunset that evening.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</span></p>
+<p>I fear these two stories have been rather of
+what an Irish servant of mine once called “a
+blood-curling” nature, so I must end with a
+less tragic note.</p>
+
+<p>During one of the many war scares in which we
+have indulged any time these twenty years, a
+couple of her Majesty’s gunboats were watching the
+Australian coast, or rather watching any suspicious
+craft in those waters. As is often the case along
+that coast, they had met with dreadful weather,
+and had been buffeted about and their progress
+greatly delayed, so by the date the harbour I speak
+of was reached ample time had elapsed for war
+to be declared, and it had seemed imminent enough
+a week before, when the ships had left their last
+port of call. Now this great bay held a sort of inner
+harbour which would have been very convenient
+to an enemy for coaling, and where in fact large
+stores of coal were kept on board hulks. So it
+was quite on the cards that if war had broken out
+during those few blank days, the enemy might have
+made a pounce for the coal, more especially as in
+those days the harbour was absolutely undefended.
+Now, I am told, it bristles with big guns!</p>
+
+<p>It was late of a full-moon night when these
+vessels crept quietly into the outer harbour. All
+looked peaceful enough, and the lamp in the
+lighthouse shone out as usual. It did not take
+long to decide that a small armed party had better
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</span>pay a surprise visit to that lighthouse and learn
+what had taken place during the last week or so
+in its neighbourhood. The young officer who told
+me the story described most amusingly the precautions
+taken to avoid any noise, and to surround
+the lighthouse whilst he and some others went in
+to see what was to be found inside. Only one
+solitary man met them, however, who stood up
+and saluted stolidly, but offered no shadow of resistance,
+and all seemed <i lang="fr">en règle</i>. The next thing,
+naturally, was to question this lighthouse-keeper,
+but to every demand he only shook his head. The
+stock of foreign languages which had accompanied
+that expedition was but small, however, and a
+shake of the head was the only answer to the same
+questions repeated in French and German. It was
+therefore decided to take the silent man back to
+the gunboat (leaving a couple of men in charge of
+the light), and see whether, as my informant said,
+they could “raise any other lingo” on board.
+But by the time the ship was reached the doctor
+and not the schoolmaster was required, for the
+poor man was found to be in an epileptic fit. Daylight
+brought a little shore-boat alongside with his
+wife in it, who gave them all a very disagreeable
+quarter of an hour, for the lighthouse-keeper was
+deaf and dumb, and could not imagine what crime
+he had committed to be taken prisoner in that
+summary fashion. He knew nothing of wars or
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</span>rumours of wars, but tended his lamps carefully,
+and his wife had been allowed, under the circumstances,
+to share his solitude. She had only left
+him for a few hours, and when she returned at
+earliest dawn, and found her husband gone and a
+couple of sailors in charge of the lighthouse, it did
+not take her long to rush down the hill, get into
+her boat, and so on board H.M.S. ——. I believe
+she expected to find her spouse loaded with irons,
+and on the eve of execution, instead of being comfortably
+asleep in a bunk, with a good breakfast
+awaiting him.</p>
+
+<p>When the story was finished I remarked to the
+teller: “Quite an illustration of Talleyrand’s ‘<span lang="fr">Surtout,
+point de zèle</span>,’ isn’t it?” And the young
+officer shook his head sadly, as much as to say that
+it was indeed a wicked world. I fancy that
+“wiggings” had followed.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="X"><abbr title="10">X</abbr><br>
+
+<small>THE ENROLLED GUARD</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The wheel of Time brought round many changes
+during our eight years stay in Western Australia,
+all making for progress and improvement. Under
+the latter head the disbandment of the old Enrolled
+Guard must be classed; but it was really a sad day
+for the poor old veterans, and the Governor determined
+to try and make the parting as little painful
+as possible. So, on the thirty-first anniversary of the
+battle of Alma, he invited all the non-commissioned
+officers and men to a mid-day dinner at Government
+House in Perth. Our best efforts could only collect
+fifty-three, and many of these were very decrepit,
+poor old dears. They were nearly all that were
+left of the soldiers who had been brought out to
+guard the convicts fifty years before, and who,
+when convicts were no longer sent out to Western
+Australia, were induced to remain, in what was then
+a very distant and unknown colony, by gifts of land
+and a small pension. Some were enrolled as a Guard
+for Government House and other public buildings,
+and it was the remains of this little force, gradually
+grown too infirm and decrepit for even their light
+duties, who had, on that bright spring morning, to
+give way to the smart up-to-date young policemen.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</span></p>
+<p>The step had been contemplated for some little
+time, and we had just returned in 1885 from a short
+visit to England, during which there had been an
+opportunity for my husband to mention the subject
+to his Royal Highness the late Duke of Cambridge,
+then Commander-in-Chief. It will not surprise
+those who remember the deep interest in the British
+soldier always shown by H.R.H. to hear that the
+Duke listened with great attention to all that was
+told him, asked many questions, and ended by
+saying, “Well, give them all my best wishes, and
+tell them how glad I was to hear about them.” It
+is needless to say that these kind and gracious
+words formed the text as it were of the little parting
+address made by the Governor after the parade
+which preceded the dinner, and it was touching
+to see how gratified the veterans were. In spite of
+the old habits of discipline which they were all
+doing their very best to remember and act upon,
+there was a movement and a murmur all down
+the ranks, and I strongly suspect there was something
+very like a tear.</p>
+
+<p>It was, indeed, a pathetic sight, as all <em>last</em> things
+must always be, to see these old men in their quaint,
+antiquated uniforms, shouldering their obsolete
+rifles, and to realise this was the very last time they
+would ever stand in rank as soldiers. On every
+breast gleamed medals, and there were two Victoria
+Crosses. Men stood there who had fought both
+in the Crimea and the Indian Mutiny, as well as
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</span>in China, Burmah and New Zealand, and now it
+was all over and done with, and they would never
+step out to the dear old familiar tunes any more.</p>
+
+<p>Still we did our best to keep up their spirits,
+and not to allow the occasion to become at all a
+mournful one. Both the Governor and their own
+Commandant said kind and cheering words to
+them, and they were soon marching off to the big
+ball-room which had been given as military a character
+as possible.</p>
+
+<p>If I had at all realised what the united ages of
+my guests would have amounted to, I think I
+should have had all the roast beef and turkey
+passed through a mincing-machine, for I soon
+foresaw difficulties in that way. We, <i>i.e.</i> my large
+band of girl-friends and I, waited on them, and the
+gentlemen carved. It was difficult to get the men
+to choose what they wanted to eat, for the general
+answer to their young waitresses was, “Bless your
+pretty heart, I’ll have just whatever you likes, and
+thinks I can bite!”</p>
+
+<p>Of course, the repast ended with the one toast
+of the “Health of her Majesty the Queen,” with
+musical honours and equally, of course, it was cheered
+and shouted at to the echo, and one felt it was by
+no means a perfunctory and empty ceremony, for
+every man there had fought and bled for her.
+Then we gave them each a pipe (they called it
+either a “straw” or a “dhudeen” according to
+their nationality) and a stick of tobacco, and left
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</span>them in charge of our house steward, who gave a
+most amusing account afterwards of how they had
+at once begun to fight their battles over again, for
+many of them had been brought from other parts
+of the Colony for this occasion and had not met
+for a long time. Their reminiscences were somewhat
+grisly it seems, for Pat would relate how he
+had “bayoneted a nagar” in Africa or New Zealand,
+capped by Mike’s announcement that he “took
+the shilling fifty years ago, served in six general
+engagements, was twice wounded, and three times
+nearly kilt.” Whereas Dick would only regret
+that he had served twenty years, eleven months
+and thirty days, and claimed sympathy on the
+ground that if he had served “tin days more, bad
+luck to me if I wouldn’t have had another pinny
+a day on me pintion.” But why he did not put in
+that ten days extra service never seems to have
+come into the story.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know whether, unlike his comrades,
+Mickey’s teeth were still serviceable, but he boasted
+that, although he was sixty-six years old, he “hadn’t
+a grey hair in me head, and I can run, jump or
+leap with ’ere a man in barracks! There boys,
+hurroo!” Paddy was only a soldier for two
+years, but he had been badly wounded at Sebastopol
+and spent a long time in hospital; an experience
+which he would not have missed for the world
+however, for the Queen visited him there and gave
+him a silk handkerchief hemmed by herself. “D’ye
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</span>hear what I say, boys? The Queen hemmed it
+with her own fingers and I’ve got it still, and it’s
+to be buried with me, so it is.”</p>
+
+<p>Then there were reminiscences of the dinner on
+the Alma day. “We had raw pork served out
+with biscuit, and divil a stick of wood to cook the
+meat with.” The V.C. man who had ridden in
+the Charge of the Light Brigade could only remember
+a raw onion as having formed his rations
+on that day, but he spoke fondly of it.</p>
+
+<p>If I had felt any doubts as to whether the entertainment
+had been a success they would have been
+dissipated by the question put to me whenever
+I came across an old Enrolled Guardsman afterwards.
+No matter what I spoke of he invariably
+brought the subject round to that dinner and
+ended it with, “I suppose you’d hardly be thinking
+of giving us another party like that, would you
+now, mum?” It rather went to my heart to say
+I was afraid not, but I really believe it was the
+meeting each other and talking over old times
+which they had so enjoyed. That is all nearly
+twenty years ago, and I sadly fear there are but
+few of our guests of that day still alive, and when
+I think of how many dear ones who stood by my
+side that day, not old and decrepit like the soldiers,
+but in the full flush of youth and health and
+strength, have, like them, gone into the Silent Land,
+I wonder at my own courage in writing at all of
+those happy days.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XI"><abbr title="11">XI</abbr><br>
+
+<small>TRINIDAD</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Trinidad had nearly completed its first century of
+British rule when we went there in 1891, for it was
+in February 1797 that the British Fleet, eighteen
+vessels in all, under Admiral Harvey came through
+the Bocas, carrying a land force of nearly 8000
+men under General Sir Ralph Abercromby. The
+Spanish Governor, Chacon, felt that no defence
+was possible, for he only had at his command a
+small, passing squadron of five ships and about
+700 soldiers. So, with an amount of practical
+common-sense and humanity which might be
+borne in mind with advantage at the Hague Conference,
+he surrendered to the tremendous odds
+brought against him. Not a single life was lost in
+this change of flags; but the Spanish Admiral,
+Apodoca, burned his ships sooner than give them
+up. Chacon seems to have been an excellent
+Governor, and to have done much for his colony
+before he had to yield to <i lang="fr">force majeure</i>. Indeed,
+it always struck me in looking over the history of
+Trinidad that it had been exceptionally fortunate
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</span>in its Governors. Colonel Thomas Picton was
+its first English proconsul, and though, as might
+be expected, somewhat high-handed and hasty in
+his dealings, especially with the natives, the colony
+made great progress under his rule; but it only
+lasted six years, which was considered a short time
+to manage the affairs of a colony in those days.
+It is a fact, however, that when Sir Thomas Picton
+fell at Waterloo, he was practically under trial for
+the alleged murder of two slaves in Trinidad. The
+case was only standing over for further evidence.
+Certainly, things—justice among other things—seem
+to have been done in a loose and free-and-easy
+way in the early days of the last century!</p>
+
+<p>The Governor <i lang="fr">par excellence</i> of Trinidad, however,
+is, and always will be, Sir Ralph Woodford,
+although Lord Harris and Sir Arthur Gordon run
+him very close in enduring popularity of the best
+sort. But Sir Ralph was truly a born empire-maker.
+He was so young, too—only twenty-nine—when
+he began (in 1813) his fifteen years of
+hard work in a tropical climate. It must have
+been extremely difficult to change the whole state
+of affairs, even the language—for it was not until
+his day that English was used in the Law Courts
+and that the minutes of the “Cabildo”—the
+precursor of our Legislative Council—were kept
+in the new tongue. Poor Sir Ralph died at sea
+on his way to England in 1828, and it is sad to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</span>think how completely his valuable life seems to
+have been thus early sacrificed to the ignorance
+of the commonest rules of health. But he would
+not leave his work in time, and so died in harness
+very shortly after he had been persuaded to leave
+his beautiful and beloved colony.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Harris did not take up the reins of government
+until 1846, only eight years after slavery had
+been abolished, so he had to deal with as complex
+a state of affairs as Picton or Woodford. But he
+ruled splendidly and successfully until 1854, and
+it was delightful to hear, nearly half a century
+afterwards, how well the numerous reforms and
+systems he had started still worked.</p>
+
+<p>All this time the various Governors had dwelt
+in many and different Government Houses, all
+more or less near the site of the present one. Don
+José Maria Chacon, captain in the Spanish Navy,
+and his predecessors seem to have lived on the
+side of a neighbouring hill, but it is difficult to trace
+even the foundations of that house, for when once
+“the jungle is let in” it soon covers up and does
+away with bricks and mortar. Then came a
+strange and ugly little dwelling where the pastures
+of the Government farm now spread, and that was
+succeeded by a house of sorts (of which I could
+find no pictured record) in the Botanical Gardens.
+That must have been near where the present beautiful
+dwelling stands, for whenever I said what a pity
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</span>it was that the stables should be so near the house,
+I was always told that they were a survival of a
+former Government House in the same spot. But
+the jungle also seemed to have been let in on the
+minds of my informants, for I never could elicit any
+accurate information about that house. Sir Ralph
+Woodford lived in a large Government House in
+Port of Spain, used as Government Offices and
+burned in the late riots, but the really historical
+Government House in Trinidad will always be the
+Government Cottage about a quarter of a mile
+away, still in the Botanical Gardens, where Sir
+Arthur Gordon lived and Kingsley wrote his “At
+Last.” Nothing now remains of what must have
+been a picturesque and romantically pretty little
+dwelling but the swimming-bath and an outbuilding
+used as a cottage for the house carpenter. But I
+often used to go and look up the valley with “At
+Last” in my hand, and try to identify the trees
+described. The ravine or dell immortalised by
+Kingsley has, however, suffered many changes
+from the woodman’s axe and forest fires, for the
+only tree I could ever recognise is the big Saman
+outside the ballroom windows.</p>
+
+<p><i lang="fr">A propos</i> of the existing building, “I call this a
+tropical palace,” was the remark made to me
+several times a day by one of our numerous—shall
+I say globe-trotting?—guests, who certainly ought
+to have been a judge of palaces. And there was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</span>some truth in the criticism as applied to the present
+Government House at Trinidad. Because the
+popular idea of a palace is that it is not a very
+comfortable dwelling, and chiefly constructed with
+a view to first impressions. This “palace,” however,
+is really a beautiful house, and stands in the
+large Botanical Gardens of Port of Spain. It has
+a charming view over the wide savannah in front,
+and is sheltered from the cold north winds by the
+low, beautifully wooded hills behind. The natives
+say of this same wind, which is so alluringly fresh
+and cool, “vent de nord, vent de mort,” and the
+chill it brings to the unwary, especially at night,
+is doubtless accountable for many of the local colds
+and fevers. Nothing can be much more beautiful
+than the first effect of the entrance hall to this
+Government House, and the long vista through
+the large saloon and ballroom beyond ends with a
+glimpse of that magnificent Saman tree on whose
+wide-spreading branches grows what Kingsley so
+aptly calls—speaking of this same tree—“an air-garden.”</p>
+
+<p>To my mind that tree was quite one of the sights
+of those beautiful gardens. Beneath it flourishes
+a small grove of nutmeg-trees, and tall, spreading
+palms, all of which seem mere shrubs and bushes
+compared to its lofty splendour. When it is loaded
+with its pink feathery blossoms, it attracts every
+bird and insect in the island, but our winter visitors
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</span>never really saw that tree in its full beauty, for the
+wondrous air-garden growth did not develop until
+after the first heavy rains. Then it is indeed
+wonderful to see the sudden spikes of brilliant
+blossom, the fantastic orchid growth, and the marvellous
+wealth of ferns clustering and drooping all
+along the massive branches. I endured great
+anxiety lest the weight of the wet verdure should
+break down these giant limbs, for the wood is
+rather soft and unsubstantial. However, no such
+calamity has yet occurred.</p>
+
+<p>But to come back to the tropical palace. It was
+certainly an ideal house for entertaining. I always
+declared that the balls gave themselves, and there
+never was the slightest trouble in arranging any
+sort of party in the large rooms, which were always
+as cool as possible after sunset. The ballroom was
+lofty, open “to all the airts that blow,” and possessed
+a perfect floor. Then when you have Kew
+Gardens for decorative purposes growing outside
+your windows, there is not much difficulty in producing
+a pretty effect. Indeed, the entire house was
+arranged for coolness, from the great hall which
+went up the whole height of the building, to the
+wide verandahs which surrounded it on three sides.
+But in the bedroom accommodation there is a woeful
+falling-off, and I was often at my wits’ end to
+know how to house the numerous guests who flock
+to these “Summer Isles of Eden” every winter.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</span>There is no place in the house for English servants,
+and your own and your visitors’ servants can only
+be put up in some of the guest-rooms. There is one
+magnificent bedroom which is called “the Prince’s
+Room,” as H.R.H. the present Prince of Wales
+inhabited it during his last visit, in 1891. But it
+is a very hot room, and if you are to coax any cool
+air into it you must resign yourself to keeping
+your doors wide open. The suite of rooms generally
+used by the Governor are at the end of another long
+corridor, and, though good, comfortable, and certainly
+the coolest in the house, are so close to the
+stables that one hears the horses stamping and
+fidgetting all night, especially when the vampire
+bats are tormenting them. The only back staircase
+in the house also passes close to these rooms,
+so they can hardly be described as quiet or private.
+Still, it was a very pretty house, and I took great
+pride and delight in hearing it admired.</p>
+
+<p>It is not until one lives in a place oneself that
+one realises in what degree it is accessible. Certainly
+I never thought I should welcome many
+English friends coming out to Trinidad just for a
+little change after influenza! But that constantly
+happened, and beautiful yachts often looked in
+there for a few days, to say nothing of training
+ships of all nationalities. The attraction to them
+was the placid nature of the Gulf of Paria, which
+made it an ideal playground, or rather schoolroom,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</span>for them, and many intricate evolutions on
+its smooth surface have I been invited to witness.
+There I beheld with interest as well as amusement
+the young idea being taught how to shoot
+torpedoes as well as to lay or find mines and other
+fiendish contrivances.</p>
+
+<p>It always amused me, especially with the foreign
+vessels, to watch the degree of ardour with which
+the naval cadets pursued their deep-sea studies.
+But the most ardent and promising pupil who ever
+visited our shores was a young Japanese prince,
+who, if his proficiency of those ten-year-old days is
+any guide, ought certainly to have played a very
+distinguished part in the present struggle with
+Russia. Anything like that boy’s thirst for knowledge
+and anxiety to do every other cadet’s work
+I never beheld. He was studying at that time on
+board a German training ship, but he told me he
+hoped to go for a second course of instruction to
+an English one. His captain said he had never
+seen any cadet work so hard or so conscientiously,
+and his one waking thought was to make himself
+acquainted with every detail of his profession.</p>
+
+<p>The naval cadets of every nation were always
+free to spend their shore leave at Government
+House, and play tennis or amuse themselves in
+the beautiful gardens in any way they liked, for
+the thought of my own boys made me anxious to
+provide a safe and pleasant play-place for them,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</span>and it delighted me to see how much they liked
+coming up to us. The huge fresh-water swimming-bath
+in the grounds counted for a great deal in their
+simple amusements, as did the iced “lime-squash”
+afterwards. The little prince came but seldom, and
+if I asked after him, I was always told, “Oh, he is
+doing so and so’s work.”</p>
+
+<p>One beautiful evening we were going to take tea
+on board this same German man-of-war, and I
+noticed in the launch which was sent to tow our
+own barge a grimy little figure working away at
+the miniature stoke-hole. “Who is that?” I
+asked. “That? oh, that’s the Prince, of course.
+He begged to be allowed to come and stoke for you.
+He wanted to learn just how that furnace went.”</p>
+
+<p>Prince K. did not seem to know how to play
+tennis, nor could he dance, and I do not believe
+his idea of amusement extended beyond his ship’s
+side. At his Captain’s request we gave him a
+formal dinner-party, receiving and treating him
+just as we would our own royalty. Poor boy, he
+went through it all courageously, but it must have
+been a terrible infliction, for he could not speak
+one word of English, and even his knowledge of
+German was scanty. He brought two gentlemen
+of his suite with him, and depended on them for
+translation. They both spoke French as well as
+English tolerably well, but as far as appearance
+went the little Prince had decidedly the advantage,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</span>and looked very high-bred in his plain and correct
+evening dress, but it was the only time I ever saw
+him out of uniform. He maintained a true Oriental
+gravity all through dinner, and it was quite a
+revelation of his real expression of face when the
+Governor, after the usual toast of the Queen’s
+health, proposed that of the Emperor of Japan,
+and one of his gentlemen, whom I had taken the
+precaution of putting near him, told him of the
+terms of the toast. The lad sprang to his feet at
+once, and with really a beaming countenance bowed
+low, first to the Governor and then to the rest of
+the company. He looked absolutely delighted, and
+it did not need his Secretary’s whispered comment
+of “His Highness ver much please” to tell me
+how gratified he was.</p>
+
+<p>But after dinner things became terribly dull for
+him, poor boy. He did not dance, nor seem to care
+about music or anything else which was going on,
+so it fell to my share to walk him about the large
+<i lang="fr">salon</i>, and show him whatever I thought might
+possibly interest him. Of course, his two gentlemen
+were in close attendance, or we should indeed
+have suffered conversational shipwreck. When I
+arrived at an enormous elephant’s foot, I thought
+we had now certainly reached a turning-point in
+the tide of boredom which had evidently set in
+for the poor youth. But in spite of my explanation
+of how the big beast had fallen to my eldest
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</span>son’s rifle and various exciting details of the said
+fall, all duly passed on by the other gentlemen,
+I could not see the faintest trace of interest or
+even of comprehension in that immovable ivory
+countenance. At last the Secretary murmured:
+“Highness not know elephant ver well.” This
+was indeed despairing, but my eye was caught by
+a clumsy little ebony model of an elephant, which
+I seized as an object-lesson, handing it to the Secretary,
+and saying, “Please explain to his Highness
+that <em>this</em> is an elephant.” The Prince murmured
+some words in reply which were translated to me
+as: “Ah, I see! a large sort of pig.”</p>
+
+<p>After this I felt I must let things take their course,
+and I have no doubt the polite adieux which soon
+followed were as great a relief to the guest as they
+were to me.</p>
+
+<p>The greatest daytime treat I could ever give
+my guests was to send them round the Botanical
+Gardens under the escort of the gifted superintendent.
+They always returned hot and thirsty,
+but with their hands full of treasures. I think a
+freshly-gathered nutmeg, with its camellia-green
+leaves and its apricot-like fruit, enlaced with the
+crimson network we know later as mace, procured
+them the greatest joy of all. Then came breathless
+accounts of the soap-nut with which they had
+washed their hands, of the ink galls with which they
+had written their names, of orchids growing beneath
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</span>long arcades—“Out of doors you know!”—of palms
+of every size and sort and description, each more
+lovely than its neighbour, of strange <i>lianes</i> which,
+dropping down from lofty trees and swinging in
+the breeze, are caught and twisted by Nature’s
+charming caprice into the most fantastic shapes
+imaginable.</p>
+
+<p>There are many advantages connected with the
+Government House standing in these beautiful
+gardens, but it cannot be said to conduce to its
+privacy. I always pined for “three acres and a
+cow” to myself, but I never got it! A tiny iron
+fence, six inches from the ground, marked out the
+tennis-courts, and certain narrow limits beyond,
+which were supposed to be private, and little iron
+notice-plates repeated the idea. But if any enterprising
+tourist wished to enlarge his sphere of
+observation, none of these trifles stood in his or her
+way, and I have sometimes been awakened at daylight
+by vociferous demands, just outside my bedroom
+window, to know “where the electric eel
+lived.” Poor thing, it did not live anywhere latterly,
+for it had died; but there was no persuading the
+energetic visitor, who only had a couple of hours
+in which to “do” the Botanical Gardens, that I
+had not secreted it in my bathroom.</p>
+
+<p>I must hasten to add, however, that it was only
+the tourist who sometimes harried us, for it seemed
+well understood by the people of the island that a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</span>certain small space round Government House was
+private ground, and we never had the least difficulty
+with even the numerous nurses and babies
+who flocked, for whatever fresh air was going, to
+these charming gardens where the capital police
+band plays twice a week. We often strolled about
+this public part of the gardens on Sunday afternoons,
+when many people were about, and I enjoyed
+it thoroughly, until it came to the final “God save
+the Queen,” and then I confess I always felt surprised
+and indignant to see how few hats were
+taken off. Every white man, from the Governor
+downwards, stood bare-headed of course, from the
+first note to the last, so did the ever-courteous
+foreign visitor; but hardly a well-clad, well-fed
+young coloured man followed their example. I was
+always deeply ashamed at visitors seeing this lack
+of loyalty or manners (I don’t know which). I observed
+the elder black men nearly always uncovered,
+but the dark, gilded youth of Port of Spain certainly
+did not.</p>
+
+<p>One does not realise how close Trinidad is to
+Venezuela until one goes there. My very first
+drive showed me a fine mountain range blending
+beautifully with the fair and extensive landscape.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought there were no really high mountains
+in Trinidad!” I exclaimed in surprise.</p>
+
+<p>“But those are not in Trinidad,” was the crushing
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</span>answer; “they are on the mainland, which is
+only twenty miles off, just there.”</p>
+
+<p>I little thought, that day, how anxiously I should
+watch the political horizon of Venezuela! But as
+the supply of beef depended on the numerous revolutions
+or threatenings of revolutions, I grew to
+take the liveliest interest in those social convulsions,
+and I became an ardent advocate of peace
+at almost any price—of beef.</p>
+
+<p>I always longed yet never made time, I am sorry
+to say, to go up one of the numerous mouths of the
+Orinoco which run into <em>our</em> Gulf, the Gulf of Paria;
+many of our guests made the excursion, getting up
+as far as Bolivar in one of the comfortable, almost
+flat-bottomed river steamers which provide an excellent
+service. The accounts brought back were
+always so glowing that I longed to go, but home
+duties and home ties pinned me firmly down.</p>
+
+<p>Venezuela seems to be a perfect land of Goshen
+compared to even our tropical luxuriance, and the
+cocoa-pods, bananas, and plantains brought back
+from the mainland were, without the least exaggeration,
+quite twice as large as those grown on the
+island. “But, then, what would you have?” I
+was asked. “Trinidad is only a little bit of South
+America which the Orinoco has washed off from the
+mainland.” If this be so, then the mighty stream
+dropped several of the pieces on the way, for there
+are many islets, some five miles or more away from
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</span>Trinidad, and towards the Bocas or mouths of the
+great river. These little islands are a great feature
+of Trinidad, and splendid places for change of air
+or excursions. They all have houses on them, and
+one tiny islet may, I think, claim to be the smallest
+spot of earth which holds a dwelling. It is just a
+rock, on the top of which is perched a small but
+comfortable and compact house. Beyond its outer
+wall is, on one side, a minute plateau about ten or
+twelve feet in length, and that is all the exercise-ground
+on the island. I was assured it was the
+favourite honeymoon resort, which certainly seemed
+putting the capabilities of companionship of the
+newly-married couple to a rather severe test!
+Fishing, boating, and bathing are the resources at
+the command of the islet visitors, and the air is
+wonderfully fresh and cool on these little fragments
+of the earth’s surface. Whenever I could make
+time it was my great delight to take the Government
+launch with tea and a party of young friends
+to one of these islets, and it was certainly a delightful
+way of spending a hot afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>Trinidad is a great place for cricket, and boasts
+a beautiful ground belonging to a private club.
+First-class teams often go out there to play matches,
+and I used to see incessant cricket practice going
+on on the savannah in front of Government House.
+Certainly that savannah is a splendid “lung”
+to the low-lying town, and the people of Trinidad
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</span>may well be proud of it. On its south-western side
+is a small walled enclosure; it is the graveyard of
+the original Spanish owners of the soil, and a large
+sugar estate once stood where races are run and
+cricket played nowadays. The living owners have
+all, long ago, disappeared; only the dead remain
+in their peaceful little resting-place under the shade
+of the spreading trees which grow inside the low
+wall.</p>
+
+<p>To return for a moment to the Botanical Gardens.
+Within the limits of the so-called private part is
+a small plot of ground planted with vegetables for
+the Governor’s use. In my eyes it was chiefly
+remarkable for the three large, coarse sort of bean-vines
+which grew at its entrance, and which were
+further decorated at the top of the stick round
+which they clung (in very tipsy fashion) by an
+empty bottle and some tufts of shabby feathers.
+These aids to horticulture being quite new to me,
+I inquired their use, and was assured they constituted
+the Obeah police of the garden, and that
+so long as those vines grew there, no young lettuce
+or tomato or yam would be stolen from that garden;
+and certainly theft was never assigned as the reason
+for the scanty contents of the gardener’s daily
+basket. It was always the time of year or the
+weather.</p>
+
+<p>I used to feel very envious when some of the older
+residents would speak of these gardens as having
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</span>been the home of the humming-bird. Alas! the
+lovely little creatures are seldom to be seen there
+now, in spite of the protective legislation of many
+years past. But the ruthless tourist will always
+buy a humming-bird’s nest, especially with its two
+sugar-plum-like eggs in it, so the enterprising black
+boy keeps a sharp look-out for these articles of
+commerce. Soon after we first went there, I found
+a wee nest on a low branch of a tree close to Government
+House, with a darling little bird sitting in it.
+I peeped cautiously very often during the next few
+days, and the young mother grew so accustomed to
+my visits that she would let me stand within a
+yard of the bough. At last some microscopic fragments
+of eggshell appeared on the moss beneath,
+and on my next visit, when the little hen was away
+getting food, I beheld a thing very like a bee with
+a beak. This object seemed to grow amazingly
+every few hours, so that in a week it looked quite
+like a respectable bird. Imagine my rage and
+despair when I found one morning the branch
+broken off and the baby bird dead on the ground.
+My sweet little nest had been taken for the sake
+of the sixpence it would fetch next time a tourist-laden
+yacht came in!</p>
+
+<p>A much happier fate attended a humming-bird
+which built its nest in a small palm growing in a
+friend’s drawing-room. I paid many visits to that
+drawing-room during the bird’s occupancy, and anything
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</span>so interesting as its manners and customs
+cannot be imagined. Instead of bringing material
+from outside for the nest, the tiny builder requisitioned
+the floss silk from an embroidered cushion
+and the wool from a ball-fringe. The nest, unusually
+gay in colour, hung down a couple of inches
+from one of the serrated points of the palm leaf;
+but when I was first invited to come and look on,
+it was not quite completed to the feathered lady’s
+satisfaction, for she still darted in and out of the
+open windows and about the room.</p>
+
+<p>The master of the house, at my request, seated
+himself in his usual arm-chair and opened his newspaper,
+and I made myself as small as I could in
+a distant corner. Our patience was soon rewarded,
+for there was the little bird balancing itself with
+its vibrating wings just above the newspaper. However,
+as no building material was forthcoming from
+that source, she flashed over to my corner, and,
+quicker than the eye could follow, had snatched
+a thread of silk from a work-table and was off to
+her work again. The little creature got quite tame,
+and her confidence was well placed, for nothing
+could exceed the charming kindness of her host and
+hostess. The eggs were laid and hatched in due
+time, and the master of the house told me he used
+to get up at the day-dawn and open his drawing-room
+window to let the little mother out to get
+food for her babies. This necessitated his remaining
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</span>the rest of the morning in the drawing-room, as he
+said it would not have been safe to have left it. I
+naturally thought he feared for the safety of his
+wife’s pretty things, but oh, no—what he guarded
+was the nest, lest it should meet the fate of mine
+and be stolen.</p>
+
+<p>It was on this occasion I found out what humming-birds
+feed on. The popular idea is that they live on
+honey, and attempts have often been made to keep
+them in captivity on honey, or sugar and water,
+with the result that the poor little birds died of
+starvation in a day or two. The honey theory has
+sprung from seeing the birds darting their long bills
+and still longer tongues into the cups of honey-bearing
+flowers. What they are getting, however,
+is not honey, but the minute insect which is
+attracted and caught by the honey.</p>
+
+<p>I never saw any but the commonest sort of
+humming-bird during my stay in Trinidad, and
+very few of those, and I was told that even in the
+high woods it was rare now to behold them. In
+spite of the stringent ordinance against killing
+<i>colibris</i>, I fear many skins are taken away every
+year by the tourist, especially by the scientific
+tourist. Never can I forget my feelings when, on
+bidding adieu to a delightful foreign <i lang="fr">savant</i>, he informed
+me that he had enjoyed his trips into the
+interior of the island immensely, and had collected
+many interesting specimens of flora and fauna, including
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</span>a <em>hundred humming-bird skins</em>! I nearly
+fainted with horror, but my one effort then was to
+prevent this dreadful boast reaching the Governor’s
+ears, for I felt sure that international complications
+of a very grave character would have followed.</p>
+
+<p>Pages might be written on the scientific value of
+the beautiful gardens which surround this tropical
+palace, as well as of the opportunity they afford of
+studying insect life. At first it is disappointing to
+see so few flowers in them, but in the summer the
+large trees are covered with blossom, and, in fact,
+the flowers may be said to have taken refuge up
+the trees from the all-devouring ants. But the
+serious business of the gardens is really to make
+experiments in the growth and cultivation of the
+various economic products of the island—raising
+seedling canes, coffee, and cocoa, and determining
+which variety would most successfully repay culture.
+It is a mistake to regard them only from the ornamental
+point of view, though their beauty is very
+striking, for they are chiefly valuable for their
+practical results.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XII"><abbr title="12">XII</abbr><br>
+
+<small>TRINIDAD—<i>Continued</i></small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Besides the humming-birds there were many less
+welcome denizens of the Gardens. There were
+ants of every species known to even Sir John
+Lubbock. Parasol ants, who occasionally took a
+fancy to my dinner-table decorations, especially
+if the beautiful and brilliant <i>Amherstia</i> were
+used. I have often been requested to say what
+was to be done with long lines of myriad ants
+ascending by one leg of the dinner-table and descending
+by another, each carrying a good-sized
+bit of scarlet petal tossed airily over his shoulder!
+Anything so quaint as these processions of gay
+colour marching across the white cloth cannot be
+imagined. It was a case of “Tiger in station,
+please arrange,” and there was just as little to be
+done except to give up the <i>Amherstia</i>. These ants
+occasionally took a fancy to the flowers on my
+writing-table also, but we never seriously interfered
+with each other. I naturally thought that
+the ants ate these leaves and petals, but they only
+chew them up and spread them out like manure
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</span>on the feeding-grounds near the nests. From this
+sort of cultivation a minute fungus-like growth
+springs, and on <em>that</em> they feed. So destructive are
+their operations that a functionary is specially
+retained in the Botanical Gardens to follow them
+up and discover and destroy the nests, which are
+generally at a very great distance from the scene
+of their labours, and I often watched with interest
+a lantern apparently creeping along the ground of
+a dark night.</p>
+
+<p>What I really wanted to see was a raid of Hunter
+ants. I had read a fascinating description in a
+book of early days in Trinidad, of a domiciliary
+visit paid to the author’s house in the country,
+which she and her children had hastily to vacate
+at earliest dawn, taking with them their pet birds
+and a kitten, which the slave-women, who warned
+them to “turn out sharp,” declared would be
+devoured if left behind. The Hunter ants spent
+the whole of that day inside the house, clearing
+it of every lizard, mouse, cockroach, beetle, and
+such small deer. The writer describes the ants as
+having wings when they first appeared; but when
+their day of gorging was over they emerged wingless,
+and rested in vast dark masses in her garden. They
+had not touched anything except the small reptile
+and insect colonies, which, we must remember,
+were likely to flourish under the deep thatched
+roof of those days, long before galvanised iron
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</span>or shingles from America were known. The writer
+goes on to say that at dawn next day she heard
+strange and weird screams from numerous small
+sea-gulls, who, in their turn, were making an excellent
+breakfast off the fat Hunter ants. Such
+scenes as this are hardly ever to be met with in
+these days, for the houses are so different, and
+more of the high woods are cleared every year.</p>
+
+<p>On these hillsides cocoa is grown very successfully
+by the small cultivator. I have often, during our
+excursions up the lovely lonely valleys within an
+easy drive of Port of Spain, watched the process,
+which seemed very primitive. The clearing appeared
+to entail far the most labour, in spite of as
+much burning as was compatible with the lush-green
+foliage. Banana-suckers were the first things
+planted round the hole which held the young cocoa
+plant, to shade it; next came small trees of the
+<i lang="fr">madre di cocoa</i>, or <i lang="fr">bois immortel</i>, which are
+indispensable to a cocoa plantation. This tree
+is at all stages of its growth a very straggling one,
+and can give but little shade. I suspect it is chiefly
+valuable from its draining properties, for the fact
+remains that cocoa steadily declines to flourish anywhere
+without its <i lang="fr">madre</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Anything so beautiful as the hills towards San
+Fernando in the very earliest spring when the
+dense woods of <i lang="fr">bois immortel</i> are in full blossom
+cannot be imagined. At sunset the whole country-side
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</span>glows with a radiance which looks like enchantment,
+and the green effect of this beautiful tropic
+island then merges over those low hills into a vivid
+scarlet, melting away into the indigo shadows of
+the quick-falling dusk. Cocoa is a most beautiful
+crop, for the broad glossy leaves do not at all conceal
+the large brilliant pod, which grows in an independent
+manner, in twos and threes, right out of
+the stem or the thickest branches. At no time of
+year are the trees quite bare of pods, which are of
+various colours. I have often seen a pale green
+pod, a scarlet one, and a rich dark crimson or
+brilliant yellow pod growing quite happily side by
+side; of course they were all in different stages
+of ripeness, but that did not seem to matter at
+all, and cocoa-picking appeared always going on.</p>
+
+<p>Those drives up the valleys were always delightful,
+and we found that different patois seemed to be
+spoken in places half a mile apart and with only a
+low ridge between. Up one valley a sort of spurious
+Spanish would be heard, up another Creole French,
+whilst a hybrid Hindustani was the language of a
+third cleft in the hills. We made great friends,
+however, with the different races, and the children
+always rushed out to greet us.</p>
+
+<p>An especial beauty of those valleys were the
+fire-flies and what are locally called the fire-beetles—large
+hard-backed creatures with eyes like gig
+lamps and a third light beneath, which only shows
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</span>when they fly. My ardent desire all the time I
+was in Trinidad was to get a specimen of a rare
+fire-beetle, which is said to have a luminous proboscis.
+I did want that beetle dreadfully, and
+offered frantic rewards all up the valleys for a
+specimen. Needless to say I was regarded more
+or less as a lunatic, and the carriage was often
+stopped either by children waving an ordinary
+beetle snapping violently in its efforts to escape, or
+by a grinning policeman who saluted and tendered
+me a common fire-beetle tied up in a corner of
+his blue pocket-handkerchief. I once tracked with
+infinite pains and trouble a specimen to its owner,
+but, alas! it was dead and half-eaten by ants.</p>
+
+<p>By the first week in January the fire-flies disappear,
+and are not to be seen again before the
+heavy May rains have fallen. Then they come
+forth in full beauty, and it certainly is a wonderful
+sight as one drives home in the short gloaming,
+for every blade of grass holds many tiny sparkles,
+winking in and out with a bewildering effect. The
+fire-beetles chiefly haunt the lower branches of
+the cocoa groves, where they look like small lamps
+swinging among the trees. Indeed the magnifying
+effect of the damp atmosphere beneath these
+bushes is so powerful that I often found it difficult
+to believe that some one carrying a lantern was
+not stepping down the bank towards us. I once
+kept some of these beetles, fed them with sugar-cane,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</span>and sprinkled them with water every day;
+but they soon lost their brilliancy, and I felt it
+so cruel to retain them in a dark prison, that I
+emptied them on the <i>Thunbergia</i> outside the
+verandah railing. One of my prettiest girl-guests
+used often to wear a dagger in her hair made of
+these fire-beetles, ingeniously harnessed together with
+black thread, and they showed brilliantly amid her
+dark braids, even beneath the ballroom chandeliers.</p>
+
+<p>Nor did any winter visitor ever see the wonderful
+mass and succession of flowering trees, for they
+do not cover themselves with sheets of brilliant
+blossom until after the rainy season begins. I was
+disappointed in the actual flowers to be found in
+the Gardens. Even the imported ones do not
+manage much of a blossom, and bulbs, &amp;c., have
+to wage an incessant warfare against the all-devouring
+ant. It is for this reason I suspect that the
+flowers confine themselves to high trees, where they
+are safe from the ants, for they certainly make
+but a languid attempt to grow in the ground. In
+vain I steeped the seeds of my particular favourites
+in a strong solution of quassia. That was all very
+well for the actual seed, but the ants only deferred
+their meal until my poor little plants were a couple
+of inches high.</p>
+
+<p>I will not dwell here on my private sentiments
+regarding the cockroaches, for I feel that I should
+pass the grounds of permissible invective if I
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</span>attempted to describe my feelings towards the
+creatures who devoured or defaced the bindings
+of all my favourite books. Nothing daunts them
+or keeps them away; they seem to thrive and
+fatten on all the destructive powders of which I
+used to lay in large stores for their undoing. They
+would take the poison and the cover of my book
+as well, and ask for more! How can you deal
+with creatures who fly in at the window and run,
+literally, like “greased lightning”? Their fiendish
+cleverness must be seen to be believed; how they
+will dart to a knot of exactly their own colour
+in the polished wooden floor, and lie still as death
+under your eyes!</p>
+
+<p>Next to the cockroaches might be ranked as
+irrepressible torments the mole-crickets, who would
+not allow of a lawn anywhere. There were some
+beautiful grass tennis courts in these Botanical
+Gardens, costing an appalling sum to keep in
+tolerable order—thanks to the crickets which
+burrow like moles and devour like locusts and
+hatch out in myriads. I used often to see a small
+army-corps of little black boys on the tennis grounds
+headed by tall coolies with watering-pots of strong
+soapsuds which they poured on the ground. This
+<i lang="fr">douche</i> brought the mole-cricket out of his hall
+door in a great hurry, to be snapped up and flung
+into a bucket of water by the attendant imp. But
+it was very difficult to keep them down, even by
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</span>these means, and the lawns had to be dug up and
+replanted constantly. It is impossible to keep
+the rapacious insect-world in order in a climate
+which, for certainly half the year, resembles an
+orchid-house watered and shut up for the night.</p>
+
+<p>The Harlequin beetle is, no doubt, quite as
+destructive as his less gaudy brethren, but one
+forgives him a good deal, partly because of his
+brilliant beauty, and partly because his depredations
+are carried on chiefly underground. Then
+the shady places are always made glorious by
+large slow-moving butterflies of gorgeous colouring
+and quaint conceit, such as transparent round
+windows let in, as it were, amid their brilliant
+markings.</p>
+
+<p>Any one who fears bats should not visit “Iëre,
+or the home of the humming-bird” (as the Indians
+told Sir Walter Raleigh Trinidad was called), for
+all sorts and conditions of bats abound. The
+fruit-eating variety is greatly attracted to the
+Botanical Gardens by the star-apple trees growing
+there. I always feared lest sentence should be
+passed against these beautiful trees with their
+copper-beech-like foliage, on account of the bats,
+who, by the way, don’t seem ever to eat the fruit
+where it grows, but always carry it off and devour
+it in another tree. The Vampire bat is a great deal
+bigger than the ordinary bat, but mosquito netting
+is quite sufficient protection in a house, and the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</span>stables are generally guarded by galvanised wire
+netting, and if ordinary care is taken about not
+leaving stable-doors open after sundown, the horses
+do not suffer; but when did a negro groom ever
+think of a detail of that sort?</p>
+
+<p>It was very amusing to watch the native bees
+going back to their hive at dusk. I don’t know
+how they had been persuaded to take up their
+abode in a box fastened against the wall of the
+Superintendent’s office in the Botanical Gardens;
+but the colony was in a very flourishing condition
+when I was taken to view it at sundown, and it had
+evidently established Responsible Government. The
+bees themselves were small and shabby, regarded
+<em>as</em> bees, and did not trouble to make more honey
+than enough for their daily needs; they scouted
+the idea of storing it, for there were lots of flowers
+all the year round, and no wintry weather to provide
+against. Their chief anxiety seemed to be to keep
+their hall-door shut, and they were very particular
+on that point. When I was watching them, the
+great mass of the bees had already gone into the
+hive, and only an occasional loiterer was to be seen
+creeping in at a very small hole.</p>
+
+<p>“Now here comes the last bee,” said my companion.
+“Look carefully at him.” So I did,
+and saw that the little creature was carrying a
+pellet of mud nearly as big as himself. It was
+too big to go in at the hole, so he had to break bits
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</span>off; but he twice picked up some of the fragments
+which had fallen down, and stuffed them also into
+the hole. Then he went in himself, and the Superintendent
+opened a sliding panel commanding a
+view of this hall-door, at which three or four bees
+were busily working, blocking it up with the mud
+pellets.</p>
+
+<p>“They do that every night,” I was told, “and
+open it the first thing in the morning.” I wanted
+very much to know what would happen if any
+belated bee turned up afterwards, but the story
+did not say.</p>
+
+<p>English bees were introduced into the island
+many years ago, but they have lost most of their
+thrifty ways, and become demoralised by the
+flower wealth all the year round. They also decline
+to be confined in hives, which I dare say they find
+too hot, and so they build wherever they like.
+An enormous colony had settled years and years
+before, evidently, under the flooring of one of the
+cool north verandahs of Government House. As
+long as they went in and out from outside it did
+not matter, but latterly they took to pervading
+the verandah inside and violently assaulting the
+passers-by. This was too much to bear often, so
+the house-carpenter and his assistants were set
+to work to prise up the boards of the verandah.
+They chose a cloudy day when the bees would be
+out, taking advantage of the comparative coolness,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</span>but they soon found that many boards had to
+come up, for the comb was thickly formed everywhere.
+At last all the verandah floor was up, and
+I certainly never saw such a sight. Yards and
+yards of comb! Most of it black and useless,
+nearly all quite empty of honey (that was for fear
+of the ants), and hardly any bee-bread even. When
+the men went away to their breakfast the orioles,
+who must have been watching the proceedings
+with deep interest, came down from the <i>Flamboyant</i>
+outside the window, and had a sumptuous breakfast
+off the immature bees. There was a terrible
+revenge, however, when the bees returned later,
+and the workmen had to retreat hastily. I found
+upon that occasion that silver quarter-dollars made
+the best salve for bee-stings.</p>
+
+<p>When we first went to Trinidad our evening
+drives often led us past fields of sugar-cane, which
+seemed even then fast falling out of cultivation,
+and long before we left—in 1896—they had been
+replaced by plantations of Guinea grass, which
+appeared to thrive extremely well, and for which
+there was an excellent market in and near Port
+of Spain. The land was evidently worn out for
+sugar-cane, but answered capitally for this tall grass,
+on which all four-footed beasts seem to thrive.</p>
+
+<p>Much has been written and preached about the
+terrible fondness of the West Indian negro for
+smart clothes; but if he had not that passion—with
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</span>which surely the modern fine lady can well
+sympathise—it would be extremely difficult to get
+him or her to work. Why should he, in a climate
+where bodily exertion is very undesirable, and
+where food and shelter grow, so to speak, by the
+roadside?</p>
+
+<p>They expend vast sums on their wedding festivities,
+at which the guests are expected to appear
+in perfectly new garments. I once offered a comely
+young black housemaid leave of absence to go
+to her brother’s marriage, but she declined on the
+score of expense. Now I had seen this girl, a week
+or two before, very smartly dressed for a friend’s
+wedding, so I said:—</p>
+
+<p>“But surely you have still got that beautiful
+hat and frock you wore at Florinda’s marriage the
+other day?”</p>
+
+<p>Aurelia gave me a shocked glance as she
+answered:—</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, lady, me can’t wear <em>that</em>!”</p>
+
+<p>“Why not?” I asked.</p>
+
+<p>“All peoples very much offended if I wear same
+dress to their wedding; must be quite new every
+things.”</p>
+
+<p>And nothing I could urge had the least effect
+in shaking her resolution not to disgrace her family
+by appearing in garments which had done duty
+before on a similar occasion. I always noticed at
+the cathedral that every female member of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</span>very large and devout coloured congregation had
+on her head a hat which must have cost a good
+deal more than my own bonnet. From a picturesque
+point of view the effect of the coloured women’s
+spotlessly clean white dresses and brilliantly flowered
+and ribboned hats was excellent, though doubtless
+the political economist would have sighed. I once
+asked a friend where and how these smart damsels
+obtained their patterns, for nothing could be more
+correct or up-to-date than their skirts and their
+sleeves.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, the washerwomen set the fashions here,
+especially yours. It is very simple: when you
+send a blouse or a muslin or cotton dress to the
+wash—and these women wash beautifully—the
+laundress calls in her friends and neighbours, and
+they carefully study and copy that garment before
+you see it again; and the same thing happens with
+the gentlemen’s tennis flannels, and other garments.”</p>
+
+<p>But the most amusing, and absolutely true, story
+I heard was this one:—</p>
+
+<p>Our house steward told me that, when he was
+superintending the moving of our numerous boxes
+and packages on the return from our short annual
+visit to England, he noticed on the wharf one of
+the young black men employed who was unusually
+active in dealing with the luggage. Nothing could
+be a greater contrast to the ordinary sleepy loafer,
+who used to smoke and talk a good deal more than
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</span>he worked. This youth was strong and smiling,
+and made nothing of handling any big boxes which
+came in his way, so most travellers rewarded his
+good-humoured exertions by an extra sixpence for
+himself.</p>
+
+<p>A couple of years later Mark was missing from
+the landing jetty. No one knew what had become
+of him, nor could the most anxious inquiries elicit
+any information. At last one day, when my informant
+was in one of the principal “Stores,” as
+the excellent and comprehensive shops of Port of
+Spain are called, there suddenly entered his friend
+Mark, smiling as ever, and still dressed in his
+primitive working garments of three old sacks—two
+for his “divided skirts,” and one with a hole
+cut in it for his head to go through, and worn as a
+sleeveless smock-frock. Before any questions could
+be asked, Mark took one of the assistants aside,
+and began to choose, very carefully and deliberately,
+an entire outfit of black cloth clothes. He evidently
+knew exactly what he wanted, and paid for
+each article, as he selected it, from a roll of five-dollar
+notes, which, for want of a pocket, he carried
+in his hand. The broad-cloth suit was followed
+by other indispensable garments, and finally a pair
+of lavender gloves, shining boots, a tall hat, a
+slender umbrella, and even a showy gilt watch-chain
+were purchased, and the happy possessor
+of a complete rig-out of “Europe clothes” left the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</span>store with only a few cents to put in his new and
+numerous pockets. He was often seen afterwards
+in this fine suit of clothes walking about the Gardens
+when the band was playing, but, so far as any one
+knows, he has never done a stroke of work since!</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XIII"><abbr title="13">XIII</abbr><br>
+
+<small>RODRIGUES</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>“The deaf, cold official Ear” used to be a favourite
+phrase in the Crown Colonies in my day, and referred,
+of course, to the Ear of Downing Street;
+but even then it seemed to me a very undeserved
+reproach, for, so far as my own experience went,
+or rather the experience of my dear husband, it
+was only necessary to bring a grievance—small or
+large—before that much-abused department for
+at least an attempt to be made to remedy it
+directly.</p>
+
+<p>Take the case of Rodrigues as an example. It
+had been for many years a “most distressful”
+<i lang="fr">dépendance</i> of Mauritius. Once upon a time—early
+in the nineteenth century—it was a favourite
+sanatorium of the East Indian squadron, and
+ships were constantly calling there to leave sick or
+wounded sailors and take away the convalescents.
+For, until 1814 brought peace and the Treaty of
+Paris, a good deal of fighting went on in that part
+of the Indian Ocean, Bourbon and L’Ile de France
+being the prizes of the victor.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</span></p>
+<p>Apropos of those same prizes, I have always
+heard that <span lang="fr">L’Ile de France</span>, as Mauritius used to
+be called in those days, was only captured by
+stratagem, and that its protecting circle of reefs,
+quite as effectual as a chain of torpedoes, had kept
+the British frigates cruising outside for many a
+weary day. There was no reliable chart, and,
+naturally, no pilot was forthcoming. At last,
+very early one morning, a pirogue was sighted, and
+a smart man-of-war’s boat intercepted it before
+the shelter of the coral girdle could be gained.
+Its solitary occupant was a young fisherman, who
+was directly taken to the admiral’s ship, and, with
+great difficulty and with the aid of what was to
+him an enormous bribe, persuaded to guide the
+landing-party’s boats through difficult passages
+to a suitable and unexpected landing-place. The
+choice lay between that and death, and the lad
+chose life and wealth. But I was assured that from
+that day to this the poor man and his descendants
+had been regarded as outcasts, with whom no one
+in the conquered island would have any dealings.</p>
+
+<p>Then, as to Bourbon, the story goes that it was
+given back to the French by that same Treaty
+of Paris owing to a mistaken idea at our own
+Colonial Office that it was a West Indian island,
+instead of lying only a hundred miles south of
+Mauritius. So ever since 1814 poor little Rodrigues
+has been deserted by her naval visitors, and Port
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</span>Mathurin had welcomed only two men-of-war in the
+sixty-five years which had passed before our visit.</p>
+
+<p>The real bad times, however, set in with the
+abolition of slavery, for it is the sort of climate
+where one need not work, or only work very little,
+to live. The sugar and coffee estates soon fell
+out of cultivation, as did the cotton and even the
+vanilla bean, which grows so easily, and the island
+seems to have come in for more than its fair share
+of hurricanes. Then the want of communication
+and a market for exports completed the tale of its
+trouble; and when an unusually dry season killed
+the rice crops, something very like a famine set in.
+This had happened several times before our day,
+and relief for the moment had, of course, been sent.</p>
+
+<p>But when, one day in the middle of the hurricane
+season of 1881, a wretched little open boat
+struggled across the 350 miles of Indian Ocean,
+bringing the island pilot and another sailor with
+a piteous tale sent by the magistrate in charge,
+of the hunger and distress which prevailed in
+Rodrigues, the Lieutenant-Governor of Mauritius
+felt that nothing but a personal visit and inquiry
+into the cause of the constantly recurring evil
+would satisfy his Government. So an application
+was made at once through the Colonial Office for
+the loan of a man-of-war to visit the afflicted little
+island. There was no telegraph nearer than Aden
+twenty-three years ago, so, although the matter
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</span>was taken in hand at once in Downing Street, it
+was early in June of the same year before it could
+be finally arranged. A small gunboat was all that
+had been asked for, and lo! the flagship herself—the
+stately <i>Euryalus</i>—was put at the Lieutenant-Governor’s
+disposal through the courtesy of the
+admiral of the East Indian station, who made
+an official visit of his own to Madagascar fit in
+with the date of the proposed trip to Rodrigues.</p>
+
+<p>I have felt this little explanation to be necessary
+of how we came to be standing on the poop of
+H.M.S. <i>Euryalus</i> that lovely afternoon of June—the
+best mid-winter month. Our party had been kept
+as small as possible, for there was only the accommodation
+reserved for the admiral and his flag-lieutenant
+vacant, and our good bishop had begged
+to come to look after the spiritual needs of his
+small flock in that distant part of his diocese.</p>
+
+<p>The scene is still vividly before me; the profound
+calm of everything after the noise and bustle
+of our reception on board were over, of which the
+only trace was the smoke of the saluting cannon
+still curling over the calm water. <em>We</em> seemed to
+be stationary, and the lovely hills, with their deep
+purple shadows, their glistening waterfalls, and
+the vivid green of the fields of sugar-cane in the
+valleys, appeared to be slowly gliding away under
+the most exquisite sunset sky. But all too soon
+the <i>Euryalus</i> had made her way through the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</span>crowded harbour of Port Louis to what seemed
+a gate in the wall of coral reef, and headed, a few
+moments later, out to sea. A sea beautiful to
+behold, indeed, but of so rough-and-tumble a nature
+that the dinner-party that evening was but small.
+In fact few of our party showed up much during
+the three days of alternate rolling and pitching
+across that rough bit of water, with a strong head-wind
+from south-east. We had really been making
+the best of our way all the time because the captain
+was very anxious to get in early on the 28th to
+celebrate her Majesty’s coronation. No sooner,
+therefore, had we dropped anchor in the open
+roadstead opposite Port Mathurin than the royal
+standard flew out from our main, and the gallant
+old ship was, in a moment, dressed from stern to
+bow in gay flags. At noon a royal salute pealed
+out over the water—but this is anticipating a
+little, for long before noon every available boat
+was crowding round the <i>Euryalus</i>. The magistrate
+had come on board directly; so had two very
+agreeable Roman Catholic priests. Every one concerned
+in the matter was soon deep in the arrangement
+of details connected with our official landing.</p>
+
+<p>As I had nothing to do except to put on my best
+bonnet at the proper time, I had plenty of leisure
+to admire the tiny island, which, with no other
+land to dwarf it, looked quite imposing from the
+deck of the <i>Euryalus</i>. It was difficult to believe
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</span>that the highest hill I could see was only 1800 feet
+above the sea-level, for the beautiful clear atmosphere
+seemed to magnify everything, as if one were
+looking at it through water. And there were
+ravines plainly marked, each with its little tumbling
+cascade, and a great deal of bright green foreground,
+which we afterwards found was not the inevitable
+sugar-cane, but a coarse, rather rank grass, affording
+excellent grazing for cattle. Indeed, Rodrigues
+could supply Mauritius entirely with beef if only
+there were proper communication, but as matters
+then stood our supply used to come chiefly from
+Madagascar by weekly steamer.</p>
+
+<p>It was really like an English April day, even to
+the bite in the air whenever the sun was absent
+during the constant scudding squalls—squalls which
+kept the poor reception committee in a state of
+anguish and anxiety not to be described. Most of
+them had come on board to arrange details, and
+were condemned to watch their beautiful arches
+and masts and flags being most roughly handled
+by the sou’-wester. I did my best to comfort any
+one who came my way by predictions of a fine
+afternoon, and to assure them that business—stern,
+serious business—was the real object of the visit.
+The heart-breaking part of it all, however, was to
+find that the entire population of Rodrigues insisted
+on regarding the gaily-dressed ship, the
+royal salute, even the royal standard, as all being
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</span>part and parcel of the show, and in the Lieutenant-Governor’s
+honour. I never can forget the horrified
+faces both of poor dear F. and the flag-captain of
+the <i>Euryalus</i> when this fact dawned on them.
+They were quite tragic over it, and thought me
+most heartless for laughing at the mistake.</p>
+
+<p>The alternations of sun and shower showed up
+with curious clearness the water-path which a boat
+would need to follow between the ship and the
+shore. It was traced quite distinctly, as if in a
+very devious track of indigo, through the bright
+blue water and the white tips breaking on the
+coral reefs, whilst every here and there a wee islet,
+on which earth and grass-seed were quickly finding
+their way, had pushed its head up. It seemed
+an object-lesson on the very beginning of things.
+The worst of all this was that the big ship could not
+come at all near the shore, and, as we were always
+to sleep on board, the little voyage twice a day
+entailed a good deal of forethought on account of
+the tide.</p>
+
+<p>However, both weather and tide were highly
+favourable by three o’clock that same afternoon,
+when the official landing took place with perfect
+success. I could not help glancing triumphantly
+at the now radiant reception committee as, with
+hardly a breath of air stirring and not a cloud in
+the sky, we stepped out of the admiral’s barge.
+Needless to say, the entire population of Rodrigues
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</span>were crowded on the little wharf, which was gaily
+carpeted with red and roofed with palm branches.
+Even the two <i lang="fr">condamnés</i>, representing the evil-doers
+of the community, stood in the background
+in friendly converse with their gaoler, who would
+not on any account miss the show. Our friend
+the pilot was there also in great form, and it seemed
+he had been taking to himself the credit of having
+arranged the visit. He was not in carpet slippers
+this time, however, which was a pity; for, if he
+had only known it, the carpet slippers in which he
+had been forced to present himself before the
+Lieutenant-Governor, after his terrible voyage in
+February, had, as he called it, <i>abîméd</i> his feet, and,
+adding a certain dramatic touch of reality to the
+tale of suffering—counted for something in the end.</p>
+
+<p>A resplendent guard of honour of Marines had
+preceded us, and so had the ship’s band. “<span lang="fr">Ces
+Messieurs avec les trompettes</span>” became at once first
+favourites, and remained so to the end. Primitive
+and friendly as it all was, there yet was no escaping
+the inevitable addresses, which had to be in French,
+as that is really the language of the little island,
+though I fear it was not of the purest Parisian type.
+Happily, I could perceive no traces of famine or
+even of hard times in the crowds which surrounded
+us. All seemed fat, and buxom, and beaming. I
+looked anxiously at the children, for I remember
+the heart-breaking sight the poor little ones had
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</span>presented when I had passed through an Indian
+famine district long years before the Rodrigues
+visit. These babies were as plump as ortolans,
+and as merry as crickets.</p>
+
+<p>Friendly and almost universal handshaking
+brought the affair to an end—“<span lang="fr">une vraie fête de
+famille</span>,” as I heard it called—and we were free
+to adjourn to the magistrate’s pretty house for a
+welcome cup of tea. The moment it had been
+hastily swallowed and F. had got out of his gold-laced
+coat, he and the magistrate adjourned to
+the little court-house close by and plunged at once
+into business, being with difficulty hailed forth in
+time to return on board for a very late dinner.
+Nothing had any effect on their movements except
+threats of the falling tide. In fact, the state of the
+tide governed—not to say tyrannised over—our
+arrangements that whole week. “Pray be punctual
+to-morrow morning, on account of the tide,” was
+the last thing I heard at night, and no engagement
+on shore could be made until the state of the water
+at a given hour was ascertained. In spite, however,
+of punctuality and care, we had to make some
+ridiculous <i lang="fr">trajets</i>, beginning in great pomp in the
+admiral’s barge, changing half-way into smaller
+boats, then into canoes, and finally being piloted
+through the shallows standing on a tiny plank laid
+across a stout leaf and propelled by a swimmer; yet
+one always arrived dry-shod though much agitated.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</span></p>
+<p>We had only a very few days to stay in Rodrigues,
+for the <i>Euryalus</i> had to return to Madagascar to
+pick up her admiral; but there were two things
+which must absolutely be accomplished during our
+visit. One was an expedition to “The Mountain”
+to visit the good priests and make a closer acquaintance
+with the needs of that particular district,
+and the other was to have a day’s sport. This, I
+must add, was chiefly in the interests of our kind
+naval hosts, for I honestly believe that both F.
+and the magistrate would have greatly preferred
+a long and happy day in the court-house, hard
+at work.</p>
+
+<p>The mountain excursion entailed our leaving the
+ship at eight o’clock of a lovely morning. In fact,
+the bad weather seemed to have ceased with our
+landing, and it proved ideally calm and beautiful
+all that week. As no wheeled vehicle, or horse
+to draw it, exists on Rodrigues, <i lang="fr">chaises à porteurs</i>
+were provided for the two ladies of the party,
+and all the gentlemen walked. For the first five
+miles the road was excellent, having, indeed, been
+a “relief work” during one of the famines. It
+zigzagged up the steep hill-sides very easily, and
+wound through natural groves of oranges and
+lemons, plantains and palms, which afforded a
+welcome shade. The small houses—<i lang="fr">cases</i>, as they
+are called—looked trim and pretty, each with its
+“provision ground” of yams and sweet potatoes,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</span>and one soon got high enough to look over them
+on to the little town nestling among trees, with
+large patches of bright green grass between it and
+the sea. The <i>Euryalus</i> made a stately object in
+the foreground, and dwarfed the little fishing-boats
+and pirogues which swarmed around her
+to the size of toys. I noticed that the sails of
+these tiny craft were stained with much the same
+vivid colours one sees at Chioggia, and the colouring
+of both sky and sea was truly Italian, as were
+the “soft airs of Paradise,” which made walking
+a pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>Still, many halts were called, ostensibly to
+admire the charming panorama, but also to pick
+wild oranges and other juicy fruits. Flowers, more
+or less wild, grew in profusion all round us, and
+I was soon laden with beautiful blossoms.</p>
+
+<p>We were already a large party when we started,
+and our enormous “tail” increased as we passed
+through each hamlet. The last part of the road
+proved merely a mountain track over rough
+boulders, and all felt glad when the hill-top was
+reached and we were once more on a tolerably
+level track. The village of Gabrielle appeared
+to have availed itself of every inch of cover from
+the summer hurricanes, and each ravine or dip
+in the ground was occupied by a little <i lang="fr">case</i> and
+garden. A fine triumphal arch awaited us here,
+beneath which stood the two <span lang="fr">abbés</span>, with the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</span>whole population of the district as a background.
+Such a smiling crowd, and such a cordial welcome!</p>
+
+<p>After the inevitable address, an attempt was
+made to raise “le God-save” (as it is always called
+in Mauritius), but its tones were wavering and
+uncertain, and the tune showed a tendency to
+turn into the “Old Hundredth,” so it was somewhat
+of a relief when it was succeeded by a
+local hymn of welcome, which they all knew, and
+which was given with great heartiness and lung
+power. The refrain “<span lang="fr">Et vivat! et vivat!</span>” was
+most spirited, and went really well.</p>
+
+<p>By this time, however, we all felt very hungry,
+and were glad to be taken to the presbytery, close
+to the little chapel, where <i lang="fr">déjeuner</i> awaited us.
+Wild kid, poultry, eggs, and fruit made up an
+excellent meal, followed by perfect coffee; and
+then the serious business of the day began.</p>
+
+<p>I betook myself to the sheltered side of a <i lang="fr">case</i>,
+where I could view the sort of open-air meeting
+which was going on to leeward of the chapel, and
+of which F. and the priests formed the central
+figures. An interpreter had to be found, for the
+island has a patois of its own, different even from
+that of Mauritius. This interpreter was an Irishman,
+and his gestures were so dramatic that I
+could really make a good guess at the story which
+was being unfolded; but I felt somewhat puzzled
+when, towards the end, he flung his old hat on
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</span>the ground and danced on it. I wondered if he
+was asking for Home Rule! All the men in the
+settlement had crowded round F. and the priests,
+so I found myself the centre of a large gathering
+of the women of Gabrielle. Children were there
+in numbers, but had no chance of getting near me,
+and there was always the difficulty of the language.
+What my smiling jet-black friends seemed most
+curious about was my “civil status,” and that of
+the other lady. “<span lang="fr">Madame ou Ma’amzelle?</span>” was
+the incessant question to both of us. I singled
+out one extraordinarily ugly but beaming and
+big, fat girl to put the same question to, and I can
+never forget the droll air of coquetry with which
+she laid one black finger against an equally black
+cheek, turned her head aside, and murmured bashfully,
+“<span lang="fr">Moi, je suis Modeste</span>.”</p>
+
+<p>This out-of-door parliament lasted a couple of
+hours, and by that time all the burning questions
+and even the grievances had been laid before the
+Lieutenant-Governor, and it was necessary to
+make a start if we were to catch the tyrant tide.
+So the procession re-formed, only with the <i lang="fr">chaises
+à porteurs</i> left out, for we ladies preferred to walk
+down, especially at first; and off we set, the priests
+leading, our little party next, and a dense crowd
+everywhere. They all sang hymns, winding up
+with the first we had heard, and lusty shouts of
+“<span lang="fr">Et vivat! et vivat!</span>” pursued us almost to the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</span>bottom of the hill. Never was a more affectionate
+leave-taking, and the expressions of gratitude to
+F. for the trouble he had taken were really most
+touching. We carried the dear <span lang="fr">abbés</span> back to dine
+on board with us, as there was yet much to be
+discussed.</p>
+
+<p>The next day was supposed to be one of rest as
+far as exercise went, and whilst F. was busy indoors
+with work, I was taken by the magistrate’s wife
+round the little town of Port Mathurin to visit
+the school and the tiny hospital, as well as to return
+the calls of some of the leading ladies. It is a
+very healthy island apparently, much more so than
+Mauritius, but then it is not so desperately overcrowded
+as its big sister. The chief complaint I
+heard was of the idleness and inertia of the people
+themselves, and of how difficult it was to induce
+them to do anything except dawdle—good-humouredly
+enough—through their lives. Of course,
+this partly accounts for the famine and distress.
+They just live from day to day, and make no sort
+of provision for even the morrow, still less the
+rainy or hurricane day.</p>
+
+<p>There certainly was no inertia, however, on the
+part of the children at a christening service the
+bishop held in the schoolroom that afternoon.
+Such vigorous protests against the sacred rite
+could not be imagined, and it was difficult to get
+through it on account of the noise of the children’s
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</span>shrieks. The mothers did not seem in the least
+distressed or alarmed at the outcries of their offspring;
+indeed, one black lady remarked to me—I
+was the universal godmother—“<span lang="fr">C’est peut-être
+M. le Diable qui s’en va?</span>” I can’t think
+why the children were so terrified, because the
+bishop christened the babies first, and all was calm
+and holy peace until I attempted to lead up a
+small boy of about four years old. He started
+a wild yell and frantic struggles, in which all
+the others joined, till at last I felt inclined to
+take part in the chorus of sobs myself. The
+bishop’s tact and gentle patience were marvellous,
+but did not avail to allay the fears of the
+neophytes.</p>
+
+<p>Our last day at Rodrigues held, indeed, hard
+work, for we spent it from an early hour <i lang="fr">en chasse</i>,
+the paraphernalia of which might have served for
+at least a small punitive expedition. Such munitions
+of war, in the shape of guns and cartridges!
+and the commissariat was on an equally liberal
+scale. This excursion took us quite to the other
+side of the island, and we crossed a little bay to
+get to it, so a small fleet of fishing-boats had been
+commandeered for the occasion. This brought us
+in touch with most of the fisherfolk, and F. seized
+the opportunity of thoroughly investigating their
+needs and wants.</p>
+
+<p>There is really a good deal of game on the island;
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</span>deer, partridges, and wild guinea-fowl were promised
+us; but, alas! we had reckoned without
+the first lieutenant of the <i>Euryalus</i>, who availed
+himself of our absence to have a thoroughly happy
+day with his big guns, the noise of which drove
+every beast and bird as far away as possible. However,
+there was still the long delightful day in the
+open air, and it was always possible to get shade
+beneath the vacoas, a sort of palm, common also
+in Mauritius, of whose fibre sacks, baskets, and
+lots of useful things are made. But the <i>Latanier</i>
+is the maid-of-all-work among palms. All the
+little <i lang="fr">cases</i> are built and thatched with it, its fibre
+makes excellent rope, and doubtless it could be
+turned to many other uses.</p>
+
+<p>In spite of our really enormous luncheon, we
+were bidden to a banquet on our return to Port
+Mathurin, and that day actually ended with a
+ball! We had made ourselves independent of the
+tyranny of the tide for once, and had brought our
+evening things on shore with us, so a very sunburnt
+and sleepy group in uniforms and ball dresses
+made the best of their way on foot to the court-house
+somewhere about nine o’clock, and absolutely
+danced with spirit and vigour until the coxswain
+put his head in at the door and murmured, “Tide’s
+falling, sir.” It was just about midnight, and we
+all fled like so many Cinderellas. No need to
+wrap up, for a lace scarf was sufficient on such
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</span>a balmy night, and the moonlight felt quite
+warm.</p>
+
+<p>We certainly would not have been allowed to
+take so hurried a departure had it not been settled
+that we were to breakfast on shore next morning
+and make our real farewells then. The guard of
+honour and the <i lang="fr">trompettes</i> preceded us once more,
+and there was a sort of attempt at an official
+“send-off.” But the islanders took the matter
+into their own hands this time, and I really believe
+every human being in Rodrigues came to see us
+off, and to thank and bless “<em>Excellence</em>” for having
+paid them so long a visit. The <i lang="fr">condamnés</i>
+were there too, and solemnly promised me to be
+models of good behaviour for the future. My
+numerous god-children were now (scantily) clothed,
+but in their right minds, and their mothers tried
+hard to get them to express their regret for having
+been <i lang="fr">si méchant</i>; but that part of the performance
+did not come off. However, they got their
+bags of sugar plums all the same.</p>
+
+<p>The inevitable address was got through in dumb
+show, and we were followed not only to the water’s
+edge but into the water itself by the affectionate
+farewells of all the poor people. It was so touching,
+the way they brought gifts. Modeste was there
+with oranges and eggs in each hand. Indeed, I
+may mention here that eggs, however fresh, are
+very embarrassing tokens of affection when given
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</span>in dozens. I presented all mine to the fo’castle,
+as well as sundry sacks of oranges; and as for
+my bouquets, they would have stocked a flower-shop.
+It was quite with difficulty we pushed off
+at last. Fortunately, the tide allowed the admiral’s
+barge to come up to the little jetty, for I am sure
+if we had started on a palm leaf, as we sometimes
+did, there would have been disasters and wet feet,
+to say the least of it.</p>
+
+<p>By the time the <i>Euryalus</i> was reached, she was
+found to be ringed round by boats of all sorts and
+sizes, and it was quite difficult to get, first on board
+and then off. “<span lang="fr">Et vivat!</span>” rang out in great
+force on every side, and even a tremulous “God-save”;
+but the hearty thanks and benedictions
+were the pleasantest sounds. At last the screw
+turned, and the fine old ship headed once more
+for the wide ocean. The boats and waving kerchiefs
+were soon dwarfed into so many dots on the dancing
+waves, and in an hour or two we had looked our
+last on Rodrigues.</p>
+
+<p>The wind was fair for going back, and the voyage
+proved quite smooth as well as very pleasant.
+“<span lang="fr">Ces Messieurs avec les trompettes</span>” discoursed
+delightful music to us after dinner, and the soft
+moonlight lasted all the way back. The dear old
+<i>Euryalus</i> has gone the way of old ships, but has
+happily left a smart successor to her name and
+fame. Regular communication (that is to say,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</span>as regular as the hurricanes will allow) has been
+established with Rodrigues, and it must be more
+prosperous, for I see by the latest returns that
+the population has doubled itself since that delightful
+visit.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XIV"><abbr title="14">XIV</abbr><br>
+
+<small>COLONIAL SERVANTS</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>My very first experience of the eccentricities of
+colonial servants dates a good deal more than half a
+century ago, and the scene was laid in Jamaica, where
+my father then held the office of “Island Secretary”
+under Sir Charles—afterwards Lord Metcalfe—the
+Governor. It was Christmas day, and I had been
+promised as a great treat that my little sister and
+I should sit up to late dinner. But the morning
+began with an alarm, for just at breakfast-time an
+orderly from one of the West Indian regiments,
+then stationed in Spanish Town, had brought a
+letter to my father which had been sent upstairs
+to him. I was curled up in a deep window-seat
+in the shady breakfast-room, enjoying a brand-new
+story-book and the first puffs of the daily sea-breeze,
+when I heard a guttural voice close to my ear
+whispering, “Kiss, missy, kiss.” There stood what
+seemed a real black giant compared with my childish
+stature, clad in gorgeous Turkish-looking uniform
+with a big white turban and a most benignant
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</span>expression of face, holding his hand out, palm
+upwards.</p>
+
+<p>I gazed at this apparition—for I had only just
+returned to Jamaica—with paralysed terror, while
+the smiling ogre came a step nearer and repeated
+his formula in still more persuasive tones. At
+this moment, however, my father appeared and
+said, “Oh yes, all right; he wants you to give him
+a Christmas-box. Here is something for him.” It
+required even then a certain amount of faith as well
+as courage to put the silver dollar into the outstretched
+palm, but the man’s joy and gratitude
+showed the interpretation had been quite right.
+I did not dare to say what my alarm had conjured
+up as the meaning of his request, for fear of being
+laughed at.</p>
+
+<p>As well as I remember, at that Christmas dinner-party—and
+it was a large one—the food was distinctly
+eccentric, edibles usually boiled appearing
+as roasts and <i>vice versâ</i>. The service also was of a
+jerky and spasmodic character, and the authorities
+wore an air of anxiety, which, however, only added
+to the deep interest I took in the situation. But
+things came to a climax when the plum-pudding,
+which was to have been the great feature of the
+entertainment, did not appear at its proper time
+and place, and a tragic whisper from the butler
+suggested complications in the background. My
+father said laughingly, “I am sorry to say the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</span>cook is drunk and will not part with the plum-pudding,”
+so we went on with the dinner without
+it. But just as the dessert was being put on the
+table there was a sound as of ineffectual scrimmaging
+outside, and the cook—a huge black man clad in spotless
+white—rushed in bearing triumphantly a large
+dish, which he banged down in front of my father,
+saying, “Dere, my good massa, dere your pudding,”
+and immediately flung himself into the butler’s arms
+with a burst of weeping. I shall always see that
+pudding as long as I live. It was about the size of
+an orange and as black as coal. Every attempt to
+cut it resulted in its bounding off the dish, for it
+was as hard as a stone. Though not exactly an
+object of mirth in itself, it certainly was “a cause
+that mirth was in others,” and so achieved a success
+denied to many a better pudding.</p>
+
+<p>Several years passed before I again came across
+black servants, and the next time was in India. I
+was not there long enough, nor did I lead a sufficiently
+settled life, to be able to judge of the Indian
+servant of that day. Half my stay in Bengal was
+spent under canvas, and certainly the way in which
+the servants arranged for one’s comfort under those
+conditions was marvellous. The camp was a very
+large one, for we were making a sort of military
+promenade from Lucknow up to Lahore—my
+husband being the Commanding Officer of Royal
+Artillery in Bengal—but I only went as far as the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</span>foot of the Hills and then up to Simla. It was
+amazing the way in which nothing was ever forgotten
+or left behind during four months’ continuous
+camp-life. All my possessions had to be divided,
+and, where necessary, duplicated, for what one used
+on Monday would not be get-at-able until Wednesday,
+and so on all through the week. No matter
+how interesting my book was, I could not go on
+with it for thirty-six hours—<i>i.e.</i> from, say Monday
+night till breakfast-time on Wednesday morning.
+I could have a new volume for Tuesday, but the
+interest of that had also to remain in abeyance
+until Thursday. Still, I would find the book precisely
+where I laid it down, and if I had put a mark,
+even a flower, it would be found exactly in the
+right place.</p>
+
+<p>I always wondered when and how the servants
+rested, for they seemed to me to be packing and
+starting all night long, and yet when the new
+camping-ground was reached the head-servants
+would always be there in snowy garments, as fresh
+and trim as if they came out of a box. There were
+two sets of under-servants, but the head ones never
+seemed to be off duty.</p>
+
+<p>We started with the first streak of daylight, and
+there was no choice about the matter, for if you
+did not get up when the first bugle blew, your plight
+would be a sorry one when the canvas walls of the
+large double tent fell flat at the sound of the second
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</span>bugle, half-an-hour later. The roof of the tent was
+left a few moments longer, so one had time for
+hot fragrant coffee and bread and butter before
+starting either on horse or elephant back. I generally
+rode on a pad on the <i>hathi’s</i> back for the first
+few miles while it was still dark, and mounted my
+little Arab some six or eight miles further on. The
+marches were as near twenty-five miles daily, as
+could be arranged to suit the Commander-in-Chief’s
+convenience as to inspections, &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>Everything was fresh and amusing, but I think
+I most delighted in seeing the modes of progression
+adopted by the various cooks. Our head-cook
+generally requisitioned a sort of gig, in which he
+sat in state and dignity, with many bundles heaped
+around him. Part of his cavalcade consisted of
+two or three very small ponies laden with paniers,
+on top of which invariably stood a chicken or two,
+apparently without any fastenings, who balanced
+themselves in a precarious manner according to the
+pony’s gait. No one seemed to walk except those
+who led the animals, and as the camp numbered
+some 5000 soldiers and quite as many camp-followers
+the supply-train appeared endless.</p>
+
+<p>Just as we neared the foot of the Himalayan
+range, where the camp was to divide, some of us
+going up to Simla, leaving a greatly lessened force
+to proceed to Lahore, smallpox appeared among
+our servants. I wonder it did not spread much
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</span>more, but it was vigorously dealt with at the outset.
+I had as narrow an escape as anybody, for one
+morning, while I was drinking my early coffee and
+standing quite ready to start on our daily march,
+one of the servants, a very clever, useful Madras
+“boy” whom I had missed from his duties for
+several days, suddenly appeared and cast himself
+at my feet, clutching my riding-habit and begging
+for some tea. He was quite unrecognisable, so
+swollen and disfigured was his poor face, and I
+had no idea what was the matter with him. He
+was delirious and apparently half-mad with thirst.
+The doctor had to be fetched to induce him to let
+me go, and as more than once the poor lad had
+seized my hands and kissed them in gratitude for
+the tea I at once gave him, I suppose I really ran
+some risks, for it turned out to be a very bad case
+of confluent smallpox. However, all the same, he
+had to be carried along with us in a dhooly until
+we reached a station where he could be put into
+a hospital.</p>
+
+<p>But certainly the strangest phase of colonial
+domestics within my experience were the New
+Zealand maid-servants of some thirty-five years
+ago. Perhaps by this time they are “home-made,”
+and consequently less eccentric; but in my day
+they were all immigrants, and seemed drawn almost
+entirely from the ranks of factory girls. They were
+respectable girls apparently, but with very free and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</span>easy manners. However, that did not matter.
+What seriously inconvenienced me at the far up-country
+station where my husband and I had made
+ourselves a very pretty and comfortable home was the
+absolute and profound ignorance of these damsels.
+They took any sort of place which they fancied,
+at enormous wages, and when they had at great
+cost and trouble been fetched up to their new home
+I invariably discovered that the cook, who demanded
+and received the wages of a <i lang="fr">chef</i>, knew nothing
+whatever of any sort of cooking and the housemaid,
+had never seen a broom. They did not know how
+to thread a needle or wash a pocket-handkerchief,
+and, as I thought, must have been waited on all
+their lives. Indeed, one of my great difficulties was
+to get them away from the rapt admiration with
+which they regarded the most ordinary helps to
+labour. One day I heard peals of laughter from
+the wash-house, and found the fun consisted in the
+magical way in which the little cottage-mangle
+smoothed the aprons of the last couple of damsels.
+So I—who was extremely ignorant myself, and had
+no idea how the very beginnings of things should
+be taught—had to impart my slender store of
+knowledge as best I could. The little establishment
+would have collapsed entirely had it not been for
+my Scotch shepherd’s wife, a dear woman with the
+manners of a lady and the knowledge of a thorough
+practical housewife. What broke our hearts was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</span>that we had to begin this elementary course of instruction
+over and over again, as my damsels could
+not endure the monotony of their country life longer
+than three or four months, in spite of the many
+suitors who came a-wooing with strictly honourable
+intentions. But the young ladies had no idea of
+giving up their liberty, and turned a deaf ear to
+all matrimonial suggestions, even when one athletic
+suitor put another into the water-barrel to get him
+out of the way, and urged that this step must be
+taken as a proof of his devotion.</p>
+
+<p>After the New Zealand experiences came a period
+of English life, and I felt much more experienced
+in domestic matters by the time my wandering star
+led me forth once more and landed me in Natal.
+In spite, however, of this experience, I fell into the
+mistake of taking out three English servants, whom
+I had to get rid of as soon as possible after my
+arrival. They had all been with me some time in
+England, and I thought I knew them perfectly;
+but the voyage evidently “wrought a sea change”
+on them, for they were quite different people by
+the time Durban was reached. Two developed
+tempers for which the little Maritzburg house was
+much too small, and when it came to carving-knives
+hurtling through the air I felt it was more than my
+nerves could stand. The third only broke out in
+folly, and showed an amount of personal vanity
+which seemed almost to border on insanity. However,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</span>I gradually replaced them with Zulu servants,
+in whom I was really very fortunate. They learned
+so easily, and were so good-tempered and docile,
+their only serious fault being the ineradicable
+tendency to return for a while—after a very few
+“moons” of service—to their kraals. At first I
+thought it was family affection which impelled this
+constant homing, but it was really the desire to
+get back to the savage life, with its gorges of half-raw
+meat and native beer, and its freedom from
+clothes. It is true I had an occasional very bad
+quarter of an hour with some of my experiments,
+as, for instance, when I found an embryo valet
+blacking his master’s socks as well as his boots, or
+detected the nurse-boy who was trusted to wheel
+the perambulator about the garden stuffing a half-fledged
+little bird into the baby’s mouth, assuring
+me it was a diet calculated to make “the little
+chieftain brave and strong.”</p>
+
+<p>I think, however, quite the most curious instance
+of the thinness of surface civilisation among these
+people came to me in the case of a young Zulu girl
+who had been early left an orphan and had been
+carefully trained in a clergyman’s family. She
+was about sixteen years old when she came as my
+nursemaid, and was very plump and comely, with
+a beaming countenance, and the sweetest voice and
+prettiest manners possible. She had a great love
+of music, and performed harmoniously enough on
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</span>an accordion as well as on several queer little pipes
+and reeds. She could speak, read, and write Dutch
+perfectly, as well as Zulu, and was nearly as proficient
+in English. She carried a little Bible always
+in her pocket, and often tried my gravity by dropping
+on one knee by my side whenever she caught me
+sitting down and alone, and beginning to read aloud
+from it. It was quite a new possession, and she
+had not got beyond the opening chapters of Genesis
+and delighted in the story of “Dam and Eva,” as
+she called our first parents. She proved an excellent
+nurse and thoroughly trustworthy; the
+children were devoted to her, especially the baby,
+who learned to speak Zulu before English, and to
+throw a reed assegai as soon as he could stand
+firmly on his little fat legs. I brought her to
+England after she had been about a year with me,
+and she adapted herself marvellously and unhesitatingly
+to the conditions of a civilisation far
+beyond what she had ever dreamed of. After she
+had got over her surprise at the ship knowing its
+way across the ocean, she proved a capital sailor.
+She took to London life and London ways as if she
+had never known anything else. The only serious
+mistake she made was once in yielding to the
+blandishments of a persuasive Italian image-man
+and promising to buy his whole tray of statues.
+I found the hall filled with these works of art,
+and “Malia” tendering, with sweetest smiles, a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</span>few pence in exchange for them. It was a disagreeable
+job to have to persuade the man to
+depart in peace with all his images, even with a
+little money to console him. A friend of mine
+chanced to be returning to Natal, and proposed
+that I should spare my Zulu nurse to her. Her
+husband’s magistracy being close to where Maria’s
+tribe dwelt, it seemed a good opportunity for
+“Malia” to return to her own country; so of
+course I let her go, begging my friend to tell me
+how the girl got on. The parting from the little
+boys was a heart-breaking scene, nor was Malia
+at all comforted by the fine clothes all my friends
+insisted on giving her. Not even a huge Gainsborough
+hat garnished with giant poppies could
+console her for leaving her “little chieftain”;
+but it was at all events something to send her off
+so comfortably provided for, and with two large
+boxes of good clothes.</p>
+
+<p>In the course of a few months I received a letter
+from my friend, who was then settled in her up-country
+home, but her story of Maria’s doings seemed
+well-nigh incredible, though perfectly true.</p>
+
+<p>All had gone well on the voyage and so long
+as they remained at Durban and Maritzburg;
+but as soon as the distant settlement was reached,
+Maria’s kinsmen came around her and began to
+claim some share in her prosperity. Free fights
+were of constant occurrence, and in one of them
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</span>Maria, using the skull of an ox as a weapon, broke
+her sister’s leg. Soon after that she returned to
+the savage life she had not known since her infancy,
+and took to it with delight. I don’t know what
+became of her clothes, but she had presented herself
+before my friend clad in an old sack and with
+necklaces of wild animals’ teeth, and proudly announced
+she had just been married “with cows”—thus
+showing how completely her Christianity
+had fallen away from her, and she had practically
+returned, on the first opportunity, to the depth
+of that savagery from which she had been taken
+before she could even remember it. I soon lost
+all trace of her, but Malia’s story has always remained
+in my mind as an amazing instance of
+the strength of race-instinct.</p>
+
+<p>My next colonial home was in Mauritius, and
+certainly the servants of that day—twenty years
+ago, alas!—were the best I have ever come across
+out of England. I am told that this is no longer
+the case, and that that type of domestic has been
+improved and educated into half-starved little
+clerks. The cooks were excellent, so were the
+butlers. Of course, they had all preserved the
+Indian custom of “dustoor” (I am not at all sure
+of the spelling) or perquisite. In fact, a sort of
+little duty was levied on every article of consumption
+in a household.</p>
+
+<p>I never shall forget the agony of mind of one
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</span>of my butlers at having handed me a wrong statement
+of the previous day’s “bazaar.” I had
+really not yet looked at it, but he implored me
+with such dreadful agitation to let him have it
+back again to “correct” that I read it aloud before
+him, to his utter confusion and abasement. The
+vendor had first put down the price paid him for
+each article, and then the “dustoor” to be added;
+needless to say, I was to pay the difference, and
+the tax had been amply allowed for in the price
+charged. As “Gyp” would say, Tableau!</p>
+
+<p>Curiously enough, it was the dhoby or washerman
+class which gave the most or rather the only
+trouble. They—<i>i.e.</i> the washerman and his numerous
+wives—fought so dreadfully. Once I received
+a petition requesting me in most pompous language
+to give the youngest or “last-joined” wife a good
+talking to, for in spite of all corrections—that is,
+beatings—she declined entirely to iron her share
+of the clothes, and had the effrontery to say she
+had not married an ugly old man to have to work
+hard. The dhoby on his side declared he had
+only incurred the extra expense and bother of a
+fourth and much younger wife in order that the
+“Grande Madame’s” white gowns might be beautifully
+ironed, fresh every day.</p>
+
+<p>I handed the letter—almost undecipherable on
+account of its ornate penmanship and flourishes—to
+the A.D.C. who was good enough to help me
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</span>with my domestic affairs, and he must have arranged
+it satisfactorily, for when he left us hurriedly to
+rejoin his regiment, which had been ordered on
+active service, he received a joint letter of adieu
+from all the dhobies, wishing him every sort of
+good fortune in the campaign, and expressing a
+hope that he might soon return with “<span lang="fr">le
+croix de la reine Victoria flottant de sa casaque</span>.”
+Rather a confusion of ideas, but doubtless well
+meant.</p>
+
+<p>In spite, however, of the general excellence of
+Mauritius servants, my very dignified butler at
+Réduit cost me the most trying experience of my
+party-giving career. Once upon a time I had an
+archery meeting at <span lang="fr">Réduit</span>, and a dance afterwards
+for the young people. This programme—combining,
+as it did, afternoon and evening amusements—required
+a certain amount of organisation
+as to food. The shooting was to go on as long as
+the light lasted, and it was thought better to have
+the usual refreshments in the tents during that
+time, and then an early and very substantial supper
+indoors so soon after the dancing began as the
+guests liked to have it.</p>
+
+<p>There used in those days to be an excellent
+restaurant in Port Louis which furnished all the
+ball suppers. The cost was high, but all trouble
+was saved, and the food provided left nothing to
+be desired. The manager of the “<span lang="fr">Flore Mauricienne</span>”
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</span>never made a mistake, and only needed
+to be told how many guests to provide for; everything
+was then sure to be beautifully arranged.
+So I had no anxieties on the score of ample supplies
+of every obtainable dainty being forthcoming.
+Great, therefore, was my surprise, when, after the
+first batch of guests had been in to the supper-room,
+I was informed in a tragic whisper that
+everything looked very nice in there, but that
+there was no second supply of food to replenish the
+tables. This seemed impossible, and I sent for
+the butler and demanded to know what had become
+of the supper. “Monsieur Jorge” smiled blandly
+and, waving his hands in despair, ejaculated “<span lang="fr">Rien,
+rien, Madame</span>,” repeatedly. So, although I had
+not intended to go in to supper myself just then,
+I hastened to the scene. There were the lovely
+tables as usual, a mass of flowers and silver, but
+with empty dishes. I felt as if it must be a bad
+dream from which I should presently awake, but
+that did not make it less terrible at the moment.
+Of course the A.D.C.s were active and energetic,
+but they could not perform miracles and produce
+a supper which they had themselves ordered and
+knew had arrived, but which seemed to have
+vanished into thin air. Tins of biscuits were found
+and sandwiches were hastily cut, and every one
+was most kind and good-natured and full of sympathy
+for me.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</span></p>
+<p>If “Monsieur Jorge” and his myrmidons had
+appeared in the least tipsy, the situation would
+have been less perplexing, but except a profound
+and impenetrable gravity of demeanour every
+servant seemed quite right. My guests danced
+merrily away, and hunger had no effect on their
+gay humour, but the staff and I (who had had no
+supper) were plunged in melancholy.</p>
+
+<p>The moment our telegraph clerk came on duty
+next morning a message was sent to Port Louis
+(eight miles off) asking the manager of the “Flore”
+what had become of his supper, and by the time
+I came down to breakfast that worthy had appeared
+on the scene, and, more versed in the ways of
+Mauritian servants than any of us were, had elicited
+from Monsieur Jorge that he remembered putting
+the numerous boxes of supper away carefully,
+but where, he could not imagine. The night before
+he had insisted that he had placed all the supper
+there was, on the tables. So a search was instituted,
+and very soon the melancholy remains of the supper
+were discovered hidden away in an unused room.
+All the packing ice had, of course, melted, and
+jellies, &amp;c., were reduced to liquid. There was
+about fifty pounds’ worth of food quite spoiled
+and useless, most of it only fit to be thrown away.
+The manager’s wrath really exceeded mine, and
+he stipulated that not one of the crowd of servants
+should have a crumb of the remains of that supper,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</span>which I heard afterwards had been given to the
+garden coolies. As a matter of fact, I believe
+Monsieur Jorge <em>was</em> somewhat tipsy, and it took
+the form of complete loss of memory. But it was
+a dreadful experience.</p>
+
+<p>From the “<span lang="fr">belle isle de Maurice</span>” we went to Western
+Australia, where we arrived in the middle of
+winter, and the contrast seemed great in every way,
+especially in the domestic arrangements, for servants
+were few and far between and of a very elementary
+stamp of knowledge. I tried to remedy that
+defect by importing maid-servants, but succeeded
+only in acquiring some very strange specimens.
+In those days Western Australia was such an unknown
+and distant land that the friends at home
+who kindly tried to help me found great difficulty
+in inducing any good servant to venture so far,
+and although the wages offered must have seemed
+enormous, the good class I wanted could not at
+first be induced to leave England. Later, things
+improved considerably and we got very good
+servants, but the first importations were very disheartening.
+I used to be so amazed at their love
+of finery. To see one’s housemaid at church absolutely
+covered with sham diamonds, large rings
+outside her gloves, huge <i lang="fr">solitaire</i> earrings, and at
+least a dozen brooches stuck about her, was, to say
+the least of it, startling; so was the apparition of
+my head-cook, whom I sent for hurriedly once,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</span>after dinner, and who appeared in an evening
+dress of black net and silver. I also recognised
+the kitchen-maid at a concert in a magnificent
+pale green satin evening dress, which, taken in
+conjunction with her scarlet hair, was rather conspicuous.
+Of one gentle and timid little housemaid,
+who did not dazzle me with her toilettes,
+I inquired what she found most strange and unexpected
+in her new home—which, by the way,
+she professed to like very much.</p>
+
+<p>“The lemons, my lady, if you please.”</p>
+
+<p>“Lemons!” I said; “why?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it’s their growin’ on trees as is so puzzlin’
+like, if you please.”</p>
+
+<p>“Where else did you expect them to grow?”
+I inquired.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought they belonged to the nets. I’d
+always seen them in nets in shops, you know;
+and lemons looks strange without nets.”</p>
+
+<p>My next and last experience of colonial servants
+was in Trinidad. By this time I had gained so
+much and such varied experience that there was
+no excuse for things not working smoothly, and as
+I was fortunate in possessing an excellent head-servant
+who acted as house-steward I had practically
+no trouble at all, beyond a little anxiety at
+any time of extra pressure about the head-cook,
+who had not only heart disease, but when drunk
+flew into violent rages. Our doctor had warned
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</span>the house-steward that this man—who was a half-caste
+Portuguese from Goa—might drop dead at
+any moment if he gave way to temper and drink
+combined. So it was always an anxious time when
+balls and banquets and luncheons followed each
+other in quick succession. On these occasions,
+besides his two permanent assistants, G. was
+allowed a free hand as to engaging outside help.
+But he seemed to take that opportunity to bring
+in his bitterest foes, to judge by the incessant
+quarrels, all of long standing, which poor Mr. V.
+(the house-steward) had to arrange. I only did
+the complimenting, and after each ball supper or
+big dinner sent for the cook and paid him extravagant
+compliments on his efforts. That was the only
+way to keep him going, and things went well on
+the surface; but there were tragic moments to be
+lived through when the said cook had refreshed
+himself a little too often, and about midday would
+declare he had no idea what all these people were
+doing in his kitchens, and, arming himself with a
+rolling-pin, would drive them forth with much
+obloquy. I chanced to be looking out of my
+dressing-room window one day when he started
+a raid on the <i lang="fr">corps d’armée</i> of black girls who
+were busily picking turkeys and fowls for the
+next night’s ball supper. I never saw anything
+so absurd as the way the girls fled into the
+neighbouring nutmeg-grove, each clasping her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</span>half-picked fowls and scattering the feathers
+out of her apron as she ran with many “hi!
+hi’s!”</p>
+
+<p>I really began to think it would be necessary
+to summon the police sentries to protect them, for
+G. was flinging all sorts of fruit and vegetables at
+them, and had quite got their range. However,
+as Mr. V. emerged from his office and began to
+inquire of the cook if he was anxious to die on the
+spot, I only looked on. At first there was nothing
+but rage and fury on the cook’s part, to which
+Mr. V. opposed an imperturbable calm and the
+emphatic repetition of the doctor’s warning. Then
+came a burst of weeping, caused, G. declared, by
+his sense of the wickedness of the human race in
+general and “dem girls” in particular. After that
+a deep peace seemed to suddenly descend on the
+scene, and the cook returned to his large and airy
+kitchens, still weeping bitterly. Mr. V. vanished,
+the picking girls reappeared one by one, and, cautiously
+looking round to see if it was safe to do so,
+took up their former positions under shady trees.
+Presently I saw other forms stealing back into the
+kitchens, from which they too had been forcibly
+ejected; and then I heard the cook’s voice start
+one of Moody and Sankey’s hymns, with apparently
+fifty verses and a rousing chorus. After that I
+had no misgivings as to the success of the supper.</p>
+
+<p>We succeeded, as it were, to most of our servants,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</span>for they had nearly all been at Government House
+for some years, and at all events knew their duties.
+I met one functionary, whose face I did not seem
+to know, on the staircase one day, and inquired
+who he was. “Me second butlare, please,” was the
+answer. The first “butlare” was an intensely respectable
+middle-aged man, of apparently deeply
+religious convictions, and I always saw him at
+church every Sunday, and he was a regular and
+most devout communicant. Judge, then, of my
+surprise and dismay, when, poor Jacob having died
+rather suddenly of heart disease, I was assured that
+four separate and distinct Mrs. Jacobs had appeared,
+each clad in deepest widow’s weeds, and each
+armed with orthodox “lines” to claim the small
+arrears of his monthly pay. But I am afraid that
+similar inconsistencies between theory and practice
+are by no means uncommon in those “Summer
+Isles of Eden.”</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XV"><abbr title="15">XV</abbr><br>
+
+<small>INTERVIEWS</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>My experience of being interviewed began many
+years before the invention of the present fashion
+of demanding from perfect strangers answers to
+questions which one’s most intimate friend would
+hesitate to ask. My interviewers had not the
+smallest desire to be informed as to what I liked
+to eat or drink, or at what hour I got up of a morning.
+The conversation on these occasions used to be
+strictly confined to my visitor’s own affairs. Perhaps
+“strictly” is not the word I want, for I well
+remember that my greatest difficulty at these interviews
+was to keep the information showered on
+me at all to the subject in hand, and to avoid
+incessant parenthetical reminiscences of bygone
+events.</p>
+
+<p>Both in Natal and Mauritius we lived so far
+away from the town that it was too much trouble
+for the interviewer to seek me out, nor indeed do
+I remember hearing of cases which needed help and
+advice there so often as at other places.</p>
+
+<p>My real <i lang="fr">début</i> in being interviewed was made in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</span>Western Australia some twenty years ago in the
+dear old primitive days, when I felt that I was the
+squire’s wife and the rector’s wife rolled into one,
+and most of the troubles used to be brought straight
+to me. Indeed, so numerous were my visitors of
+this class that a special room had to be set aside
+in which to receive them; and certainly, if its walls
+had tongues as well as ears, some droll confidences
+might be betrayed by them.</p>
+
+<p>But I must confess I began badly. Almost my
+first visitor in that room was a “pensioner’s”
+widow. There can be very few “pensioners” left
+now, for fifteen years ago, when we left dear Western
+Australia, hardly thirty of the old “Enrolled
+Guard” survived. The colloquial name by which
+they were known in those latter days was Pensioner,
+though it does not really express their status.</p>
+
+<p>Fifty years ago a large military force had been
+sent out to the Swan River Settlement—all that
+was then known of a colony now a million square
+miles in extent—to guard the convicts asked for
+by the first settlers to help them to make roads
+and bridges and public buildings. After twenty
+years the deportation of convicts to Western
+Australia ceased, and the troops were withdrawn.</p>
+
+<p>As, however, it was desirable to induce respectable
+settlers to make the colony their home, special
+advantages had been offered to soldiers to remain
+and take up free grants of land. Many of those
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</span>who had wives and families accepted the offer, and,
+whenever they proved to be sober and industrious
+men, did extremely well. In addition to the liberal
+grants of land, each man was given a small pension,
+and ever since the convicts left his military functions
+had been confined to mounting guard at Government
+House. Even that slight duty came to an
+end, however, during our stay, and smart young
+policemen replaced the old veterans in out-of-date
+uniforms, their breasts covered with numerous
+medals for active service in all parts of the globe.</p>
+
+<p>But to return to my first interviewer—an old
+Irishwoman, very feeble and very poor, her man
+long since dead, and the children apparently scattered
+to the four winds of heaven; the grant of
+land sold, the money spent, the pension always
+forestalled, and the inevitable objection to entering
+the colonial equivalent for “the House.” To more
+practised ears it would no doubt have sounded a
+suspicious story, but it went to my heart, and I
+gave the poor old body some tea and sugar, an
+order for a little meat, and—fatal mistake—a few
+shillings. Next day there was a coroner’s inquest
+on the charred remains of my unfortunate friend,
+who had got, as it seems she usually did, very
+drunk, and had tumbled into her own fireplace.
+Every one seemed to know how weak and foolish
+I had been in the matter of even that small gift
+of money, and the newspapers hinted that I must
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</span>be a Political Economist of the lowest type! So
+pensioners’ widows tried in vain to “put the com-mether”
+on me after that experience.</p>
+
+<p>“If you please, my lady, an ’Indoo wants to
+speak to you,” ushered in a little later my next
+interviewer. I beheld a small, trim, and cleanly
+clad little man entering at the door. His request
+was for a pedlar’s licence. I timidly pointed out
+that I did not deal in such things, and that he must
+have been wrongly advised to apply to me for the
+document. This brought on a rambling story, very
+difficult to comprehend until I furbished up the
+scanty remains of my own knowledge of Hindustani.
+I then gathered that my friend was somewhat of
+a black sheep in character as well as complexion,
+and had so indifferent a record in the police sheets
+that he could not get a licence to start a hawker’s
+cart unless some one would become security for his
+good behaviour. He explained very carefully how
+he could manage to raise sufficient money to stock
+his cart, but no one would go security for him. I
+knew that hawkers made quite a good living in the
+thinly populated parts of the colony, and he seemed
+desperately in earnest in his desire to make a fresh
+start and gain his bread honestly. I told him that
+I would consult the Commissioner of Police and see
+him again; which I did, with the result that I
+went security for his good conduct myself! No
+doubt it was a rash thing to do, but I wanted him
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</span>to have another chance, and I impressed on him
+how keenly I should feel the disgrace if he did not
+run straight. “Very good, lady Sahib; I won’t
+disgrace you,” were his last words in his own
+language; and he never did. It all turned out like
+a story in a book, and two or three times a year
+my “Indoo” turned up, bringing a smiling little
+wife and an ever-increasing series of babies, to
+report himself as being on the high road to fortune,
+if not actually at her temple gate. It was one of
+the most satisfactory interviews that little back
+room witnessed.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes I had a very bad quarter of an hour
+trying to explain to the relatives of prisoners that
+I did not habitually carry the key of the big Jail
+in my pocket, and so was unable to go up that
+very moment, unlock its door, and let out their, of
+course, quite wrongfully tried and convicted friends.
+I have often been asked, “Why did you see these
+weeping women at all?” but at the time it was
+very hard to refuse, for, in so small a community
+as it then was, one knew something of the circumstances,
+and how hardly the trouble or disgrace
+pressed on the innocent members of the family.
+Sympathy was all there was to give, and it was
+impossible to withhold that.</p>
+
+<p>Looking back on those interviews one sees how
+comedy treads all through life on the heels of
+tragedy, and I am sure to a listener the comic
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</span>element, even in the most pathetic tales, would
+have been supplied by my legal axioms. I used to
+invent them on the spot in the wildest manner,
+and I observed they always brought great comfort,
+which is perhaps more than can be claimed for the
+real thing. For instance, when I was very hard
+put to it once to persuade a weeping girl who had
+flung herself on her knees at my feet, and was
+entreating me to at once release her brother, who
+was in prison for manslaughter, that I had no power
+to give the order she begged for, I cried, “Why,
+my poor girl, the Queen of England could not do
+such a thing, how much less the wife of a Governor?
+I dare not even speak to my husband on the subject.”
+I have often wondered since if the first part
+of that assertion was true. The second certainly
+was.</p>
+
+<p>Although I could not promise to overthrow the
+action of the Supreme Court in the high-handed
+manner demanded of me, still I have never regretted
+my habit of seeing these poor women and listening
+to their sad stories. It really seemed to comfort
+them a little to know how truly sorry I felt for
+them, and I always tried to keep up their own self-respect,
+and so help them over the dark days. I
+had very few demands on me for money, which was
+seldom needed for such cases; only when illness—rare
+in the beautiful climate—supervened, was that
+sort of aid at all necessary.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</span></p>
+<p>But my interviewers did not invariably consist
+of supplicants against the course of justice. When
+it was found that a visit to me did not affect in
+any way the carrying out of the just-passed sentence,
+my petitioners fell off in numbers, for which I was
+very thankful. Sometimes I received visits of the
+gratitude which is so emphatically a sense of favours
+to come, but I very soon learned the futility of
+attempting to deal with those daughters of the
+horse-leech, and cut their visits as short as I could.</p>
+
+<p>Once, however, after a brief interview with a fluent
+and very red-faced lady, leading a demure little
+boy by the hand, a great and bitter cry was raised
+in my establishment, and I was implored by my
+housemaids not to “see any more of them hussies.”
+The lady in question said she came to thank me
+for letting her dear, innocent, good little boy out
+of the reformatory. In vain I protested that I
+knew nothing whatever about the matter. The
+boy had been one of six or seven little waifs who
+had been sent to the reformatory on Rottnest
+Island, where we always spent our summers. These
+children used to come down to me every Sunday
+afternoon for a sort of Bible lesson, which I tried
+to make as interesting as I could; but beyond
+their names I knew nothing about them. I found
+that they were well taught and cared for, and, as
+they could not possibly escape from the island (I
+never heard that they had ever tried to do so),
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</span>were allowed a good deal of liberty after the hours
+spent in school or the carpenter’s shop. I presume
+this boy’s sentence had expired in due course,
+and that he had returned to his loving mother;
+hence the wail from my distracted handmaidens,
+who found empty clothes-lines in the back-yard,
+through which these visitors had departed, taking
+with them all the socks, stockings, and pocket-handkerchiefs
+of the whole household. As a feat
+of legerdemain it certainly deserves credit for the
+rapidity with which it was done, as well as the
+way the articles had been hidden so as to escape
+the sentries’ eyes. I don’t know what happened
+to the lady, who I heard was quickly caught, but
+I saw the little boy, looking as cherubic as ever,
+the next summer when we went over to Rottnest.
+The subject was, however, never alluded to between
+us, and he used to get his stick of barley sugar as
+did the others after the Bible lesson was ended.</p>
+
+<p>Once I had a visit from a delightful old gentleman
+who certainly possessed the nicest “derangement
+of epitaphs” I have ever met with in real
+life. And he was so proud of his choice language,
+and repeated his distorted expressions so constantly,
+that I don’t know how I preserved the
+smallest show of gravity. He was an office-keeper
+of some sort, and was threatened with the loss
+of his post for neglect of duty. “You know, my
+lady, it’s with regard to that there orfice fire. I
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</span>never did know fires was my special providence,
+never. No one could be more partikler than me
+about my dooty. Why, when we was over at
+Rottnest last year, I was always a prevaricating
+with the shore for orders. There was never no
+inadvartences about me, never;” and so on. I
+wish I could remember half his flowers of rhetoric.</p>
+
+<p>There was, however, one class of interviewer of
+whom I saw far too many specimens during the last
+year or two of my stay in Western Australia. The
+colony had been making great progress in every
+direction. The first indications of its splendid
+gold-fields were passing from vague rumours to
+hopeful facts. Railways were being rapidly pushed
+on to every point of the compass, work at high
+wages was plentiful, and every week brought shiploads
+of men for the railways and all other public
+works. As a rule, I believe, the immigrants were
+fairly satisfactory, and I heard of the various contractors
+gladly absorbing large numbers of workmen.
+In many instances these men brought their
+wives and families with them, and it was with the
+modern colonist’s wife that my troubles began.</p>
+
+<p>I had heard wonderful stories of the struggles
+and hardships of the early settlers, and admired
+the splendid spirit in which the older sons and
+daughters started empire-building. One dear old
+lady showed me the packing-case of a grand piano,
+which she declared she should always treasure,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</span>as she had brought up a large and healthy family
+in it.</p>
+
+<p>“You see, my dear, my piano was not much use
+to me in those days, and I don’t know what became
+of it, but the case made a splendid crêche for the
+babies.” And on every side I saw instances of
+difficulties overcome and hardships borne with the
+same indomitable pluck and cheerfulness. But
+the modern colonist’s wife is a very different
+lady. We seem to have educated the original
+woman off the face of the earth, and we have got
+instead a discontented, helpless sort of person,
+who is wretched without all the latest forms of
+civilisation, who wants “a little ’ome” where she
+can put her fans and yellow vases on the walls,
+and sit indoors and do crewel work.</p>
+
+<p>One woman wept scalding tears over the cruel
+fate which brought her to a country as yet innocent
+of Kindergartens. She had two sweet little girl-babies,
+certainly under three years old, who looked
+the picture of rosy health. I tried to comfort her
+by saying that surely there was no hurry about
+their education.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh no, it’s not the schooling I mind, ma’am,”
+she sobbed; “it’s the getting ’em out of the way.
+They do mess about so, and I want ’em kept safe
+and quiet out of the house.” This elegant lady’s
+hardships consisted in being required to go a
+hundred miles or so up the railway line to live in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</span>a little township, where her husband had highly
+paid work. She wished me to tell him that she
+could not possibly go away from Perth, though
+she despised our little capital very heartily. I
+declined to interfere, and told her she ought to
+be ashamed of herself, so she ended the interview
+by sobbing out that “she did think a lady as was
+a lady might feel for her.”</p>
+
+<p>“And what can I do for you?” was my question
+to a neat, rather nervous young woman, who said
+she was Mrs. Jakes.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, mum, would you be so good as to ask his
+Excellency to order Mr. ——” (the great contractor
+of that day) “to send my ’usband back to me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why?” I inquired.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, mum, Jakes, he wants me to go up the
+line ever so far and live in a bush, leastways in a
+tent, and I never can do it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Dear me, why not?” I inquired. “Many of
+my friends camp out in the bush, and like it very
+much. Why don’t you go?”</p>
+
+<p>With a deeply disgusted glance at my cheerful
+aspect Mrs. Jakes answered with dignity, “I don’t
+’old with living among wild beasts, mum, and Jakes
+ought to be ashamed of ’isself asking a decent
+woman to go and live in bushes with lions and
+tigers.”</p>
+
+<p>As soon as I could speak for laughing, I assured
+Mrs. Jakes that the forests of Western Australia
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</span>were absolutely innocent of such denizens, but she
+did not seem to willingly believe my assertions,
+and left me much disappointed at my advice to
+go up and join her husband, who was perfectly
+well and happy, and working for excellent wages.</p>
+
+<p>I stopped at that very same road-side station
+later, in one of my spring excursions after wild
+flowers, and I inquired if Jakes was still working
+there. “Yes; he is a capital man, and is now
+foreman, getting over two pounds a week.” So
+then I asked to be conducted to his tent, which I
+found pitched in a lovely sylvan glade, and there,
+to my great satisfaction, I saw Mrs. Jakes preparing
+his tea. She was fain to confess that bush-life
+was very different from her alarming anticipations
+of it. She looked ever so much better herself,
+and the children, whom I carried off to tea
+with me—only on account of the buns—were as
+rosy as the dawn.</p>
+
+<p>Some of my interviews were too sad to be spoken
+of here: interviews in which I had often to helplessly
+witness the awful creeping back to the
+capacity for suffering which is the worst stage in
+that long <i lang="fr">viâ dolorosa</i>.</p>
+
+<p>One terrible night, spent in walking up and down
+the shore at Rottnest with a distracted lighthouse-keeper,
+who had just heard that his young wife
+had been wrecked and lost on her way out to him,
+can never be forgotten. The poor man was literally
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</span>beside himself. His mates brought him down to
+me, declaring that they could not manage him,
+and felt sure he meant to jump into the sea. There
+was not much to be said, so we paced the shore
+in the moonlight outside my house in silence. I
+did not dare to leave him for a moment, and it was
+not until I saw the smoke of the kitchen fire very
+early in the morning that I took him indoors, gave
+him some hot tea, and made him go and lie down.
+He promised me, like a child, “to be good,” and
+kept his word bravely—poor, heart-broken mourner.</p>
+
+<p>And then there was my “loving boy Corny,” a
+red-headed imp of mischief, whose mother used,
+when he “drove her past her patience,” to bring
+him to me to scold. Poor Corny’s mischief was
+only animal spirits unemployed, and we became
+great friends. The difficulty was to induce Corny
+to go to school or to learn anything, but it chanced
+that I was going to England for a few months,
+and Corny declared himself grieved, so I promised
+to write to him regularly, if he would learn to write
+to me, which he did with ease, clever little monkey
+that he was, and signed himself as above. From
+what I knew of Corny I strongly suspect he would
+be one of the very first to volunteer for service
+in South Africa. Our troublesome boys generally
+make splendid “soldiers of the Queen,” and bestow
+their troublesomeness on her enemies.</p>
+
+<p>Instead of interviews, which were seldom or
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</span>never asked for in the next colonies we went to,
+I was assailed by letters, which, however, were
+chiefly directed to the Governor, who passed on
+some to me to inquire into, though the Inspector-General
+of Police made short work of those submitted
+to him. A visit from a constable to the
+suppliant’s address would generally discover the
+existence of a very different state of affairs from
+what was represented in the piteous application.
+A youthful and starving family, afflicted by
+divers strange maladies, would resolve itself into
+a comfortable old couple, who could not even be
+made the least ashamed of their barefaced imposture.</p>
+
+<p>The language employed in these begging letters
+was of the finest, if not always the most intelligible.
+I sometimes wondered in what dictionary they
+found the words they used. For instance, here is
+a literal copy of what I imagine was meant for a
+sort of appeal from a decision on a very barefaced
+case of imposture. “We rectitudely beg to recognise
+our hesitation of his Excy<sup>s</sup> dogma thereon.”</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the most wonderful of these epistles
+purported to come from an old woman who begged
+for money, and detailed her ill-success in obtaining
+an order for a coffin for her daughter, who, she
+declared, was “in a ridiculous condition on the
+roof of her cottage.” This statement seemed to
+open up such a vista of horrors that a mounted
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</span>policeman was at once despatched to inquire into
+the case. It was then found that the young lady
+was in rude health and wanted the money for
+toilette purposes.</p>
+
+<p>One of the most unsatisfactory interviews I ever
+had was in one of those languid sunny isles. My
+interviewer was a nice, pretty young widow, slightly
+coloured, who had lost her excellent husband under
+very sad and sudden circumstances. Of course,
+help was forthcoming for the moment, but it was
+suggested that I should try to find out from her
+how she could be helped to earn her own living.
+She appeared at the stated hour, most beautifully
+and expensively dressed, and had charming, gentle
+manners. But any one so helpless I never came
+across. She seemed to have received a fairly good
+education, but to be quite incapable of using it.
+I asked if she would undertake the care of little
+children. “Oh, no!” she “did not like children.”
+Could she set up as a dressmaker? “Oh, no!”
+she “did not like dressmaking,” and so on through
+every sort of occupation. There were plenty of
+openings for any talent of any sort which she might
+possess. At last, in despair, I asked if she had
+a plan of her own, and it seems she had, but the
+plan consisted in my making her a handsome
+weekly allowance out of a large fund which she
+had been told I had at my disposal. This I energetically
+denied, so at last she wound up by asking
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</span>if I would order a certain insurance office to pay
+her a small sum for which her husband’s life had
+been insured. I suggested that no doubt she would
+receive the money in due time without my interference.
+But she thought not, “Because the
+premiums had not been paid lately, as she always
+wanted the money for something else.” Dress, I
+should think.</p>
+
+<p>I often wish I had kept any of the wonderful
+letters we received upon every sort of subject.
+One was addressed to “<span lang="fr">Sa Majesté le Roi de
+Trinidad</span>,” and contained a request for a decoration
+or order of some unknown kind. Another,
+with a similar address, only asked for stamps.
+It appeared later that both these epistles were
+intended for the other Trinidad, which at present
+is only inhabited by hermit-crabs, and certainly
+could not be expected to furnish either commodity.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XVI"><abbr title="16">XVI</abbr><br>
+
+<small>A COOKING MEMORY</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>I often think, as I pass the handsome and substantial
+building in Buckingham Palace Road,
+known as the National School of Cookery, how
+much it has grown and developed since my day,
+nearly thirty years ago.</p>
+
+<p>That was indeed the “day of small things,”
+for we started work in a series of sheds, lent by
+the trustees of the South Kensington Museum,
+in Exhibition Road, near what used to be the
+temporary site of the Royal School of Art Needlework.
+The idea originated with the late Sir Henry
+Cole, and was one of the many excellent plans
+he conceived and started. As often happens, the
+first outcome of Sir Henry’s scheme proved widely
+different from his original intention; but on the
+whole there is no doubt that the teaching of the
+National School of Cookery has worked a great
+improvement in our culinary ideas and knowledge.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Henry at once gathered a strong working
+committee together, including the late Duke of
+Westminster, the late Lord Granville, Mr. Hans
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</span>Busk, Sir Daniel Cooper, Mr. (Rob Roy) McGregor
+and many other experts. I was asked to be the
+first Lady Superintendent, to my deep amazement,
+for I have never cared in the least what I
+ate, provided it was “neat and clean.” I was a
+very busy woman in those days, and it seemed
+difficult to give the necessary time to the school,
+from 10 <span class="allsmcap">A.M.</span> to 4.30 <span class="allsmcap">P.M.</span> every day except Saturday
+afternoon. I have, however, never regretted the
+extra work my acceptance entailed, for it was of
+incalculable benefit to me to learn Sir Henry Cole’s
+method of dealing with subjects, and to watch his
+habits of patient attention and care of even the
+minutest details.</p>
+
+<p>We started with very little money to our credit—as
+well as I remember, less than two hundred
+pounds; but Sir Henry had thorough confidence
+in the depth of the purse of the British public.
+This confidence was abundantly justified, for want
+of money was never one of the difficulties besetting
+our earliest efforts towards teaching a
+better kind of cooking. We at once set to work
+to provide ourselves with really good cooks, and
+in this respect we were exceptionally fortunate,
+for three out of the five young women we selected
+remained with us many years, and indeed they
+were all very satisfactory. The only thing I
+had to teach them was how to impart their knowledge,
+for they jibbed, as it were, at the idea of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</span>having to speak aloud, especially to ladies. There
+were dreadful moments when I feared I should
+never be able to induce them to accompany their
+lessons by a few explanatory words, loud enough
+to be heard, at every stage of the dish. I acted
+a whole benchful of pupils of every grade of ignorance
+before them, without eliciting anything beyond
+painfully deep blushes or an occasional laugh.
+So long as I was the only imaginary pupil we did
+not make much progress; but at last I left them
+alone, to get on their own way, with just two or
+three clever girls as their first pupils, whom I
+had previously begged to ask every sort of question
+about the very beginning of things.</p>
+
+<p>It is pleasant to think that my successor—who
+is still the lady superintendent of the school—was
+one of those same pupils, and so took an
+early part in removing one of the greatest difficulties.
+In spite of much impatience on the part
+of the public, who were, as usual, possessed by
+an erroneous idea of what the work of the school
+aimed at, we had to devote some weeks to this
+same teaching of the teachers, and organisation
+of what was to be taught.</p>
+
+<p>There was no difficulty about providing ranges
+and stoves of every sort and kind, for the makers
+of such wares offered us numerous samples. It was,
+however, necessary for the five cooks to sit in judgment
+on each novelty, and decide whether it was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</span>worth accepting, for of course we wanted to use
+the best sort of cooking apparatus, but yet not
+to depart too much from familiar paths. We felt
+sure it would be of no use teaching beginners to
+cook on a stove or range which, from its costliness
+or some other reason, would be rarely met with.
+Every sort of cooking utensil was also offered to
+us free of expense, besides many and various
+kinds of patent fuel; but this latter gift was invariably
+declined with thanks by the cooks, who
+would have none of it.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Henry Cole had foreseen that we ought to
+begin at the very beginning, so the first thing
+taught was how to clean a stove with all its flues,
+puzzling little doors, &amp;c. Then it was ordained
+that the practical pupil was to be shown how
+to clean, quickly and thoroughly, saucepans, fryingpans,
+and in short all kitchen utensils. This
+was followed by a course of scrubbing tables and
+hearths. The morning lessons were devoted generally
+to the acquisition of this useful knowledge,
+supplemented by little lectures on choosing provisions,
+and how to tell good from bad, fresh
+from stale, and so forth. In the afternoons—for
+the poor cooks had to be given an interval of
+rest and refreshment—the lessons were given in
+two ways: by demonstration, where the instructor
+prepared the dish before her class from the beginning,
+and the pupils watched the process and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</span>took notes; or else by practical experience, where
+they prepared and cooked the dish themselves
+under the cook’s superintendence.</p>
+
+<p>In those early days we attempted the cooking
+only of simple food; such as soups and broths,
+plain joints, simple entrées, pastry, puddings,
+jellies, salads, and such like. One day was set
+apart entirely for learning “sick-room cookery,”
+and this was found to be very popular, only the
+pupils invariably began by asking to be shown
+how to make poultices! I soon observed that
+each of these very nice cooks of ours excelled in
+just <em>one</em> thing, and so they had to fall into line,
+as it were, and the soup-lesson would be given
+by the expert in soups, and so all through. Fortunately
+one dear, nice little woman had a perfect
+genius for sick-room cookery, and that day’s
+lessons were confided entirely to her. Not one
+of them, however, could make really good pastry,
+for we aimed at producing the very best of everything
+we attempted. I tried in vain to get it right,
+until I mentioned my difficulty to Lord Granville,
+who at once sent his <i lang="fr">chef</i> down to give private
+lessons to the cook whose ideas on pastry were
+most nearly what we wanted. This was a great
+help and of immense benefit; but I was much
+amused when, a week or two after, as I was sitting
+in my little office—all very shabby and inconvenient,
+but we were too deeply interested to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</span>mind trifles—a most elegant young gentleman
+appeared, faultlessly attired, and carrying a large
+envelope, which, with a beautiful bow, he tendered
+to me.</p>
+
+<p>“What is this?” I inquired.</p>
+
+<p>“A State Paper on Pastry, Madam,” was the
+answer, and the bearer of the important document
+proved to be the <i lang="fr">chef</i> himself, who had taken the
+trouble to commit his lesson to paper.</p>
+
+<p>At last everything was ready, and one fine
+Monday morning the school opened its doors to a
+perfect rush of pupils. We ought to have been
+happy, but Sir Henry certainly was not, for these
+same pupils were by no means the class he wanted
+to get at. Fine ladies of every rank, rich women,
+gay Americans in beautiful clothes, all thronged
+our kitchens, and the waiting carriages looked as
+if a smart party were going on within our dingy
+sheds. It was certainly a very curious craze, and
+I can answer for its lasting the two years I was
+superintendent. I asked many of the ladies why
+they insisted on coming to learn how to clean
+kitchen ranges and scrub wooden tables, as nothing
+short of a revolution could possibly make such
+knowledge useful to them, and I received very
+curious answers. One friend said it was because of
+their Scotch shooting-box, where such knowledge
+would come in very handy; but this statement
+has never been borne out by any subsequent experience
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</span>of my own. Others said they wanted to
+set an example. Some stated that their husbands
+wished it; but I cannot imagine why, as they
+were all people who could afford excellent cooks.</p>
+
+<p>For a long time we could not get one of the class
+we wanted, nor did a single servant come to learn,
+though the fees were purposely made as low as
+possible—in fact, almost nominal for servants.
+We also wished to get hold of the class of young
+matron who is represented in <cite>Punch</cite> as timidly
+imploring her cook “not to put lumps in the
+melted butter,” but even they were very shy of
+coming. Sometimes, I think, they were really
+ashamed of their stupendous and amazing ignorance,
+for it was in that rank we found, when we
+did catch one or two, that the most absolute want
+of knowledge of the simplest domestic details
+existed. Whether or no it is due to the many
+schools of cookery which now happily exist all
+over Great Britain, I will not venture to say; but
+surely it would be impossible nowadays for any
+young woman to give me the answer one of our
+earliest pupils gave. She was very young and
+very pretty, and we all consequently took the
+greatest interest in her progress; but alas! she
+was privately reported to me as being a most unpromising
+subject. One day, when her lesson
+was just over, I chanced to meet her and inquired
+how she was getting on. She took the most hopeful
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</span>view, and declared she “knew a lot.” I next
+asked her to tell me what she had learned that day.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, let me see; we’ve been doing breakfast
+dishes, I think.”</p>
+
+<p>“And what did you learn about them?”</p>
+
+<p>“I learned”—this with an air of triumph—“that
+they are all the same eggs which you poach
+or boil. I always thought they were a different
+sort of egg, a different <em>shape</em>, you know!”</p>
+
+<p>I think one of my greatest worries was the way
+in which the British middle-class matron regarded
+the National School of Cookery as an institution
+for supplying her with an excellent cook, possessing
+all the virtues as well as all the talents, at very
+low wages. Every post brought me sheaves and
+piles of letters entering into the minutest details
+of the writers’ domestic affairs, and requesting—I
+might almost say ordering—me to send them
+down next day one of the treasures I was supposed
+to manufacture and turn out by the score. In vain
+I published notices that the school was not a
+registry office, and that no cooks could be “sent
+from it.” Sometimes I tried to cope with any
+particularly beseeching matron by writing to
+explain the nature of the undertaking, and suggesting
+that she should send her cook, or <em>a</em> cook, to
+learn; but this always made her very indignant.
+At last I found the only way to get rid of the
+intolerable nuisance of such correspondents was to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</span>answer by a lithographed post-card, stating that
+the school did not undertake to supply cooks.
+This missive appeared to act as a bombshell in
+the establishment; for apparently the existing
+cook immediately gave warning, eliciting one more
+despairing shriek of “See what you have done,”
+to me, from the persevering mistress. I was not,
+however, so inhuman as to launch this missile until
+I had many times said the same thing, either by
+letter or by enclosing printed notices of the work
+and plan of the school.</p>
+
+<p>I often wonder we had not more accidents, considering
+the crass ignorance of our ladies. Oddly
+enough, the only alarming episode came to us
+from a girl of the people, one of four who had begged
+to be allowed to act as kitchen-maids. Their idea
+was a good one, for of course they got their food
+all day, and were at least in the way of picking up
+a good deal of useful knowledge. These girls also
+cleaned up after the class was over, so saving the
+poor weary cooks, who early in the undertaking
+remarked, with a sigh, “The young ladies do make
+such a mess, to be sure!” Well, this girl, who
+was very steady and hard-working, but abnormally
+stupid, saw fit one morning to turn on the gas in
+certain stoves some little time beforehand. The
+sheds were so airy—to say the least of it—that
+there was not sufficient smell to attract any one’s
+attention, and the gas accumulated comfortably
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</span>in the stoves until the class started work. It
+chanced to be a lesson in cooking vegetables, and
+potatoes were the “object.” About twenty-five
+small saucepans had been filled with water and
+potatoes, and the next step was to put them on to
+boil. I was not in that kitchen at the moment,
+or I hope I should have perceived the escape, and
+have had the common-sense to forbid a match
+being struck to light the gas in certain stoves.
+But I was near enough to hear a loud “pouf,”
+followed by cries of alarm and dismay, and I rushed
+in while the potatoes were still in the air, for they
+went up as high as ever they could get. Happily
+no one was hurt, though a good deal of damage
+was done to some of the stoves; but it was a very
+narrow escape, owing doubtless to the space and
+involuntary ventilation of these same sheds. In
+the midst of my alarm I well remember the ridiculous
+effect of that rain of potatoes. Every one had
+forgotten all about them, and their re-appearance
+created as much surprise as though such things
+had never existed.</p>
+
+<p>I am afraid the object of much of the severity
+of cleanliness taught in the morning lessons was
+to discourage the numerous fine and smart ladies
+who beset our doors, though Sir Henry had always
+declared it was only to test their intentions. I
+always made a round of the kitchens after work
+had been started, and it was really touching to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</span>see beautiful gowns pinned back and covered by
+large coarse aprons, and jewelled hands wielding
+scrubbing brushes. Once, as I came round the
+corner, I heard one of the cook teachers say to
+a fair pupil who was kneeling amid a great slop
+of soapy water, and calling upon her to admire the
+scrubbing of a kitchen table, “No, my lady, I’m
+afraid that won’t do at all. You see her ladyship”
+(that was I, <i lang="fr">bien entendu</i>) “is a tiger about
+the legs!” I certainly had no idea such was my
+character.</p>
+
+<p>I wonder what has become of all the certificates
+gained, with a great deal of trouble and fatigue,
+by strict and lengthy examinations, which used
+to be so proudly exhibited, framed and glazed,
+in stately mansions thirty years ago.</p>
+
+<p>Of course there were absurd proposals made to
+us of all sorts and kinds. It was suggested by
+some wiseacres that we should instruct both the
+army and navy, to say nothing of the merchant
+service. I entreated to be allowed first to teach
+the ordinary middle-class cook of the British
+Empire, before I soared to the instruction of its
+gallant defenders. True, that same cook was a
+very shy bird to catch, and I really never caught
+her in the two short years of my management;
+but I am glad to know that my successor has
+since managed to attract and teach the exact
+class we always wanted to reach. The odd thing is,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</span>that the cooks generally did not want to be taught,
+and I have constantly known of lessons being
+declined, even when they were offered at the expense
+of the mistress. No reason whatever against
+the method of the school was given, and the refusal
+seemed to spring merely from a dislike to be taught:
+“Thank you, ma’am; I had rather not,” being
+the general formula. I know of one or two instances
+where an excellent teacher had been sent
+down from the school by special request to a small
+town some thirty miles from London, but when
+the various mistresses in the neighbourhood
+attempted to form a class of pupils from their own
+servants and at their own expense, they were
+met on all sides by flat refusals, and assurances
+that the cooks would rather give up their situations
+than join a cooking class. Those were among
+the early and the most disheartening difficulties
+of the school. If we could only have infused the
+desire for culinary knowledge, which seemed suddenly
+to take possession of the ladies, into the
+minds of their humbler sisters, how glad we should
+have been!</p>
+
+<p>I cannot conclude this paper without telling of
+one of my own most confusing experiences, the
+problem of which has never been solved. One
+day I received a letter stating that the writer
+was most anxious to become a pupil of the school.
+It was from a young curate in a distant and out-of-the-way
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</span>part of the north (I think) of England.
+I never read a more clever and amusing letter,
+describing his sufferings in the food line at the
+hands of the good woman who “did” for him in
+his modest lodging. He was evidently desperate,
+and professed himself determined to learn how
+to cook, so as to be independent of this dame.
+But although I assured him of my profound
+sympathy and pity, I had at the same time to
+decline him as a pupil, alleging that we did not
+teach men at all. Letter after letter followed
+this pronouncement of mine, each one droller
+than the last, though the poor man was evidently
+in deadly earnest all the time. He pleaded and
+besought in the most eloquent words, assuring
+me of his harmless nature and wishes, offering
+to send testimonials as to character, &amp;c., from
+his bishop, or his rector’s wife, anything, in short,
+that I required to convince me of his worthiness.
+I had no time, however, to waste on so fruitless,
+though so amusing, a correspondence, and I had
+to cut it short, by merely repeating the rule, and
+declining peremptorily to go on with the subject.
+I had nearly forgotten all about it, when, one
+morning, some weeks later, my deputy-superintendent
+came into my office and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“There is such a queer girl among the new
+pupils this morning.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is there? What is she like?” I asked rather
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</span>indifferently, for a “queer girl” was by no means
+unknown in the crowded classes.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, she is so big and so awkward, as if she
+had never worn petticoats before, and has such
+huge hands and feet, and quite short hair with a
+cap, and, oh! such a deep voice. But she works
+very hard, and is rushing through her lesson at
+a great rate.”</p>
+
+<p>“What is her name?” I asked, as a light seemed
+suddenly to dawn on me.</p>
+
+<p>“Miss—Miss—oh, here it is,” said the deputy-lady,
+holding out the counterfoil of her book of
+receipts for fees. “She sent me up a post-office
+order for the fees some little time ago, but there
+was no room for her in any class until to-day.”</p>
+
+<p>I looked at the name, rather a remarkable one,
+though I have quite forgotten it, turned to the
+letter-book, and, lo, it was the same as the curate’s!
+I did not say anything to my second in command,
+but made an opportunity for going into the kitchen
+where the “queer girl” would be at work. No
+need to ask for her to be pointed out, for a more
+singular-looking being I never beheld, working away
+with feverish energy. The cook who was giving
+the lesson told me afterwards that the dismay of
+that pupil was great at being first set to clean
+stoves and scrub tables, and that “she” had
+piteously entreated, in a deep bass voice, to be
+shown at once how to cook a mutton chop. The
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</span>set of lessons were also much curtailed in that
+instance, for the queer girl did not appear after
+the end of that week, instead of going on for
+another fortnight.</p>
+
+<p>There is every reason to believe that the National
+School of Cookery—in which I must always take
+a deep interest—is much nearer now to fulfilling
+its original design of constant and careful instruction
+in the difficult art of cooking than it was
+in those early but amusing days, and its many
+constant friends and supporters must rejoice to
+see how it has emerged from that chrysalis stage
+and become a self-supporting concern, doing steady
+excellent work in the most unobtrusive manner.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XVII"><abbr title="17">XVII</abbr><br>
+
+<small>BIRD NOTES</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>A great reaction of feeling in favour of the mongoose
+has set in since Mr. Rudyard Kipling’s delightful
+story of “Rikki-tikki,” in the “First
+Jungle Book,” presenting that small animal in
+an heroic and loveable aspect. But to the true
+bird-lover the mongoose still appears a dreaded
+and dangerous foe. It is well known that its
+introduction into Jamaica has resulted in nearly
+the extermination of bird life in that island, and
+the consequent increase of insects, notably the
+diminutive tick, that mere speck of a vicious little
+torment.</p>
+
+<p>There are, I believe, only a very few mongooses
+in Barbados, and strong measures will doubtless
+be adopted to still further reduce their number;
+for no possible advantage in destroying the large
+brown rat which gnaws the sugar-cane can make
+up for the havoc the mongoose creates in the
+poultry yard, and, indeed, among all feathered
+creatures. It has also been found by experience
+that the mongoose prefers eggs to rats, and will
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</span>neglect his proper prey for any sort or size of egg.
+He was brought into Jamaica to eat up the large
+rat introduced a century ago by a certain Sir
+Charles Price (after whom those same brown rats
+are still called), instead of which the mongoose
+has taken to egg and bird eating, and has thriven
+on this diet beyond all calculation. Sir Charles
+Price introduced his rat to eat up the snakes with
+which Jamaica was then infested, and now that
+the mongoose has failed to clear out the rats,
+some other creature will have to be introduced
+to cope with the swarming and ravenous mongoose.</p>
+
+<p>It was therefore with the greatest satisfaction I
+once beheld in the garden at Government House,
+Barbados, the clever manner the birds circumvented
+the wiles of a half-tame mongoose which
+haunted the grounds.</p>
+
+<p>Short as is the twilight in those Lesser Antilles,
+there was still, at midsummer, light enough left
+in the western sky to make it delightful to linger
+in the garden after our evening drive. The wonder
+and beauty of the hues of the sunset sky seemed
+ever fresh, and every evening one gazed with
+admiration, which was almost awe, at the marvellous
+undreamed of colours glowing on that
+gorgeous palette. Crimsons, yellows, mauves,
+palest blues, chrysoprase greens, pearly greys, all
+blent together as if by enchantment, but changing
+as you looked and melting into that deep, indescribable,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</span>tropic purple, which forms the glorious
+background of the “meaner beauties of the
+night.”</p>
+
+<p>In this same garden there chanced to be a couple
+of low swinging seats just opposite a large tree,
+which I soon observed was the favourite roosting
+place of countless numbers of birds. Indeed,
+all the fowls of the air seemed to assemble in its
+branches, and I was filled with curiosity to know
+why the other trees were deserted. At roosting
+time the chattering and chirruping were deafening,
+and quarrels raged fiercely all along the branches.
+I noticed that the centre of the tree was left empty,
+and that the birds edged and sidled out as far
+as ever they could get on to its slenderest branches.
+All the squabbles arose from the ardent desire with
+which each bird was apparently filled to be the
+very last on the branch and so the nearest to its
+extreme tip. It can easily be understood that
+such thin twigs could not stand the weight of
+these crowding little creatures, and would therefore
+bend until they could no longer cling to it, and so
+had to fly off and return to search for another
+foothold. I had watched this unusual mode of
+roosting for several evenings, without getting any
+nearer to the truth than a guess that the struggle
+was perhaps to secure a cool and airy bed-place.</p>
+
+<p>One hot evening, however, we lingered longer
+in what the negro gardener called the “swinggers,”
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</span>tempted by the cool darkness, and putting off
+as long as possible the time of lights and added
+heat, and swarming winged ants, and moths, and
+mosquitoes. We had begun to think how delightful
+it would be to have no dinner at all, but
+just to stay there, gently swaying to and fro all
+night, when we saw a shadow—for at first it seemed
+nothing more—dart from among the shadows
+around us, and move swiftly up the trunk of the
+tree. At first I thought it must be a huge rat,
+but my dear companion whispered, “Look at
+the mongoose!” So we sat still, watching it
+with closest attention. Soon it was lost in the
+dense central foliage, and we wondered at the
+profound stillness of that swarming mass of birds,
+who had not long settled into quiet. Our poor
+human, inadequate eyes had, however, become
+so accustomed to the gloom by its gradual growth,
+that presently we could plainly observe a flattened-out
+object stealthily creeping along an out-lying
+bough. It was quite a breathless moment, for
+no shadow could have moved more noiselessly
+than that crawling creature. Even as we watched,
+the bough softly and gradually bent beneath the
+added weight, but still the mongoose stole onwards.
+No little sleeping ball of feathers was
+quite within reach, so yet another step must needs
+be taken along the slender branch. To my joy
+that step was fatal to the hopes of the brigand
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</span>beast, for the bough dipped suddenly, and the
+mongoose had to cling to it for dear life, whilst
+every bird flew off with sharp cries of alarm which
+effectually roused the whole population of the
+ærial city, and the air was quite darkened round
+the tree by fluttering, half-awakened birds.</p>
+
+<p>It was plain now to see the reason of the proceedings
+which had so puzzled me, and once more
+I felt inclined to—as the Psalmist phrases it—“lay
+my hand on my mouth and be still,” in
+wonder and admiration of the adaptable instincts
+of birds. How long had it taken these little helpless
+creatures to discover that their only safety
+lay in just such tactics, and what sense guided
+them in choosing exactly the one tree which possessed
+slender and yielding branch-tips which
+were yet strong enough to support their weight?
+They were just settling down again when horrid
+clamorous bells insisted on our going back into
+a hot, lighted-up house, and facing the additional
+miseries of dressing and dinner. Though we
+carefully watched that same tree and its roosting
+crowds for many weeks, we never again saw the
+mongoose attempt to get his supper there, so I
+suppose he must also be credited with sufficient
+cleverness to know when he was beaten.</p>
+
+<p>A Toucan does not often figure in a list of tame
+birds, and I cannot conscientiously recommend
+it as a pet. Mine came from Venezuela and was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</span>given to me soon after our arrival in Trinidad. It
+must have been caught very young, for it was
+perfectly tame, and, if you did not object to its
+sharp claws, would sit contentedly on your hand.
+The body was about as big as that of a crow, but
+it may be described as a short, stout bird, with a
+beak as large as its body. Upon the shining surface
+of this proboscis was crowded all the colours
+certainly of the rainbow, blended in a prismatic
+scale. The toucan’s plumage would be dingy if
+it were not so glossy, and it was of a blue-black
+hue with white feathers in the wings and just a
+little orange under the throat to shade off the
+bill, as it were. Some toucans have large fleshy
+excrescences at the root of the bill, but this one and
+those I saw in Trinidad had not.</p>
+
+<p>The toucan was, however, an amiable and, at
+first, a silent bird. He lived in a very large cage,
+chiefly on fruit, and tubbed constantly. But the
+curious and amusing thing was to see him preparing
+to roost, and he began quite early, whilst
+other birds were still wide awake. The first thing
+was to carefully cock up—for it was a slow and
+cautious proceeding—his absurd little scut of a
+tail which was only about three or four inches
+long. This must in some way have affected his
+balance, for he never moved on the perch after
+the tail had been laid carefully back. Then, later
+in the evening, he gently turned the huge unwieldy
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</span>bill round by degrees, until it too was laid along
+his back and buried in feathers in the usual bird
+fashion. By the way, I have always wondered
+how and why the myth arose that birds sleep
+with their heads <em>under</em> their wings? A moment’s
+thought or observation would show that it is quite
+as impossible a feat for a bird as for a human being.
+However, the toucan’s sleeping arrangements resulted
+in producing an oval mass of feathers supported
+on one leg, looking as unlike a bird as it
+is possible to imagine. When he was ruthlessly
+awakened by a sudden poke or noise, which I
+grieve to state was often done—in my absence,
+needless to say—I heard that he invariably tumbled
+down in a sprawling heap, being unable to adjust
+the balance required by that ponderous bill all
+in a moment.</p>
+
+<p>For many months after his arrival the toucan
+was at least an unobjectionable pet and very
+affectionate. He used to gently take my fingers
+in his large gaudy bill and nibble them softly
+without hurting me, but I never could help thinking
+what a pinch he might give if he liked. His inoffensive
+ways, however, only lasted while he was
+very young, for in due course of time he began to
+utter discordant yells and shrieks, especially during
+the luncheon hour. This could not be borne, and
+the house-steward—a most dignified functionary—used
+to advance towards the cage in a stately manner
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</span>with a tumbler of water concealed behind his
+back which he would suddenly fling over the
+screaming bird. The toucan soon learned what
+Mr. V.’s appearance before his cage meant, and
+always ceased his screaming at the mere sight of
+an empty tumbler. These sudden douches, or else
+his adolescence, must have had a bad effect on
+his temper, for he could no longer be petted and
+played with, and any finger put within reach of
+his bill suffered severely. Then he got ill, poor
+bird, and the Portuguese cook was called in to
+doctor him. But the remedies seemed so heroic
+that I determined to send the toucan away. I
+could not turn him loose in the garden on account
+of his piercing screams, so he was caught when
+asleep, packed in a basket, and conveyed to the
+nearest high woods, where he was set at liberty,
+and I can only hope he lived happy ever after,
+as a less gaudy and beauteous variety of toucan
+is to be found in those virgin forests.</p>
+
+<p>As might naturally be expected, there are many
+beautiful birds in the large botanical gardens of
+Trinidad in the midst of which Government House
+stands. It used to be a great delight to me to
+watch the darting orioles flash past in all their
+golden beauty, and some lovely, brilliantly blue,
+birds were also occasionally to be seen among
+the trees. I was given some of these, but alas!
+they never lived in captivity, and after one or
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</span>two unsuccessful efforts I always let them out of
+the cage. The ubiquitous sparrow was there of
+course, and so was a rather larger black and yellow
+bird called the “qu’est-ce que dit?” from its
+incessant cry.</p>
+
+<p>In these gardens the orioles built their large
+clumsy nests of dried grass without any precaution
+against surprises; but I was told that in the interior
+of the island, where snakes abound, the “corn-bird”—as
+he is called up-country—has found it
+expedient to hang his nest at the end of a sort
+of grass rope some six feet long. This forms a
+complete protection against snakes, as the rope
+is so slightly put together that no wise serpent
+would trust himself on it. Sometimes the oriole
+finds he has woven too large a nest, so he half fills
+it with leaves, but after heavy rains these make
+the structure so heavy that it often falls to the
+ground, and from this cause I became possessed
+of one or two of these nests with their six or eight
+feet of dangling rope. Anything so quaint as
+these numerous nests swinging from the topmost
+branches of lofty trees cannot well be imagined.
+It is impossible to reach them by climbing or
+in any other way except shooting away the slender
+straw rope, which rifle-feat might surely rank
+with winning the Queen’s Prize at Bisley!</p>
+
+<p>It has always interested me to examine birds’
+nests in the different colonies to which the wandering
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</span>star of my fate has led me, and I have observed
+a curious similarity between the houses made
+with and without hands. For instance, take a
+bird’s nest in England, where human habitations
+are solid and carefully finished, and you will see
+an equal finish and solidity in the neatly constructed
+nest with its warm lining and lichen-decorated
+exterior. Then look at a bird’s nest in a colony
+with its hastily constructed houses made of any
+slight and portable material. You will find the
+majority of birds’ nests equally makeshift in character
+and style, just loosely put together anyhow
+with dried grass, and evidently only meant for
+temporary use. I saw one such nest of which the
+back must have tumbled out, for a fresh leaf had
+been neatly sewn over the large hole with fibre.
+In strong contrast, however, to such hastily constructed
+bird-dwellings was a nest of the “schneevögel”
+which came to me from the foot of the
+Drakenberg Mountains in Natal. Beautifully made
+of sheep’s wool, it had all the consistency of fine felt.
+It was a small hanging nest, but what I delighted
+in was the little outside pocket in which the father
+of the family must have been wont to sit. The
+mouth of that nest was so exceedingly small that
+at first I thought that no bird bigger than a bee
+could possibly have fitted into it, but I found that
+it expanded quite easily, so elastic was the material.
+One could quite picture the domestic comfort,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</span>especially in so cold and inhospitable a region,
+of that tiny <i lang="fr">ménage</i>.</p>
+
+<p>I always longed to make a journey to the north-west
+of Western Australia expressly to see the
+so-called “bower-bird” at play. This would have
+necessitated very early rising on my part, however,
+for only at dawn does this bird—not the
+true bower-bird, by any means—come out of his
+nest proper, and lie on his back near the heap
+of snail shells, &amp;c. which he has collected in front
+of his hastily thrown-up wind-shelter, to play with
+his toys. It is marvellous the distance those
+birds will carry anything of a bright colour to
+add to their heap, and active quarrels over a
+brilliant leaf or berry have been observed. A
+shred of red flannel from some explorer’s shirt
+or blanket is a priceless treasure to the bower-bird
+and eagerly annexed. But the wind-shelter of
+coarse grass always seemed to me quite as curious
+as the heap of playthings. The photographs
+show me these shelters as being somewhat pointed
+in shape, very large in proportion to the bird, and
+with an opening something like the side-door in
+a little old-fashioned English country church.
+This habit of hastily throwing up wind-shelters
+is not confined to this bird only. I was given
+some smaller birds from the interior of Western
+Australia, and at the season of the strong north-west
+gales—such a horrible, hot wind as that
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</span>was—I found my little birds loved to have a lot
+of hay thrown into their big cage with which in
+a single morning they would build a large construction
+resembling a huge nest, out of all proportion
+to their size. At first I thought it was
+an effort at nest-building, but as they constantly
+pulled it to pieces, and never used it except in a
+high wind, it was plain to see that their object
+was only to obtain a temporary shelter.</p>
+
+<p>Next to the brilliant Gouldian finches, which,
+by the way, were called “painted finches” locally,
+I loved the small blue-eyed doves from the north-west
+of Australia better than any other of my
+feathered pets. These little darlings lived by
+themselves, and from the original pair given to
+me I reared a large and numerous family. They
+were gentle and sweet as doves should be, of a
+lovely pearl-grey plumage, with not only blue
+eyes, but large turquoise-blue wattles round them,
+so that the effect they made was indeed blue-eyed.
+They met with a tragic fate, for I turned some
+eight or ten pair loose in the large garden grounds
+of the Perth Government House. Alas! within
+a week of their being set at liberty not one was
+left. They were much too confidingly tame to
+fend for themselves in this cold and cruel world.
+Half-wild cats ate some, hawks pounced on others,
+but the saddest of all the sudden deaths arose
+from their love of me. Whenever I was to be
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</span>seen, even inside the house, a dove would fly to
+me and dash itself against the plate-glass windows,
+falling dead in the verandah. They did not seem
+able to judge distance at all, and it was grievous
+to know they met their death through their devotion
+to their mistress and friend.</p>
+
+<p>A dozen miles to windward, opposite the flourishing
+port of Freemantle, Western Australia, lies
+a little island with a lighthouse on it, known on
+charts and maps as Rottnest. It is astonishing
+what a difference of temperature those few miles
+out to sea make, and on this tiny islet was our
+delightful summer home, for one of the earliest
+governors had built, years before, a little stone
+house on a charming site looking across the
+bay.</p>
+
+<p>I was comparatively petless over there, for I
+could not well drag large cages of birds about
+after me, when it was difficult enough to convey
+chickens and ducks across the somewhat stormy
+channel, so I hailed with delight the offer, made
+by a little island boy, of a half-fledged hawk, as
+tame as it is in a hawk’s nature to be. There
+was no question of a cage, and I am sure “Alonzo”
+would not have submitted to such an indignity
+for a moment, so he was established on a perch
+in a sheltered corner of the upstair verandah outside
+my bedroom door. I fed him at short intervals—for
+he was very voracious—with raw meat,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</span>and he took rapid gulps from a saucer of water;
+but he sat motionless on his perch all day, only
+coming on my hand for his meals. This went on
+for two or three weeks, when one morning at
+earliest daylight I heard an unusual noise in the
+verandah, and just got out in time to see my little
+hawk spreading his wings and sailing off into
+space. He had, however, been wise enough to
+devour all the meat left in readiness for his breakfast.
+Of course I gave him up for lost and went
+back to bed thinking sadly of the ingratitude
+and heartlessness of hawk nature. I certainly
+never expected to see my bird again, but a few
+hours later, as I was standing in the verandah,
+I stretched out my hand as far as I could reach,
+when lo! the little hawk dropped like a stone
+from the cloudless blue and sat on my arm as
+composedly as if he had never left the shelter of
+his home. It is needless to say that the return
+of the prodigal called forth the same rapturous
+greeting and good dinner as of yore. After that
+it became an established custom that I should every
+evening put a saucer of chopped-up raw meat
+on a table in the verandah just outside my window,
+and a pannikin of water to serve for the hawk’s
+early breakfast, but he foraged for himself all
+day, coming back at dusk to roost in the verandah.
+It was curious to watch his return, for he generally
+made many attempts before he could hit off the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</span>exact slope of the roof so as to get beneath it.
+After each failure he would soar away out of sight,
+but only to return and circle round the house
+until he had determined how low to stoop, and
+then like a flash he darted beneath the projecting
+eaves. Apparently it was necessary to make but
+the one effort, for there was no popping in and
+out or uncertainty, just one majestic swoop, and
+he would be on his perch, as rigid and unruffled
+as though he had never left it.</p>
+
+<p>When our delicious summer holiday was over,
+and the day of return to the mainland fixed, it
+became an anxious question what to do with the
+hawk. To take him with us was of course out of
+the question, but to leave him behind was heart-rending.
+Not only should I miss the accustomed
+clatter of saucer and pannikin at earliest streak
+of dawn, but not once did I ever hold my hand
+out during the day that he did not drop on it at
+once. He never could have been far off, although
+no eye could follow him into the deep blue dome
+where he seemed to live, poised in the dazzling
+sunshiny air. But “Alonzo” settled the question
+for himself a couple of days before we left, by
+suddenly deserting his old home and leaving his
+breakfast untouched. We watched in vain for
+his return on two successive evenings, nor did he
+drop on my hand for the last two days of our
+stay. I then remembered that on the last evening
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</span>he had come home to roost I had noticed another
+hawk with him, and rather wondered if he intended
+to set up an establishment in the verandah. But
+I suppose the bride-elect found fault with the
+situation, and probably said that, though well
+enough for a bachelor, it was not suitable for
+the upbringing of a family, and so the new
+home had to be started in a more secluded
+spot, and the sheltering roof knew its wild guest
+no more.</p>
+
+<p>I am afflicted with a cockatoo! I can’t “curse
+him and cast him out,” for in the first place I
+love him dearly, and in the next he is a sort of
+orphan grandchild towards whom I have serious
+duties and responsibilities. And then he arrived
+at such a moment, when every heart was softened
+by the thought of the Soudan Campaign with
+its frightful risks and dangers. How could one
+turn away a suppliant cockatoo who suddenly
+and unexpectedly presented himself on the eve
+of the Battle of Omdurman, with a ticket to say
+his owner had gone up to the front and he was
+left homeless in Cairo? It would have been
+positively brutal, and then he was the friendliest
+of birds! No shyness or false pride about <em>him</em>.
+He had already invited my pretty little cook to
+“kiss him and love him,” and was paying the
+housemaid extravagant compliments when I appeared
+on the scene. To say he flew into his
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</span>grandmother’s arms is but feebly to express the
+dutiful warmth of his greeting. In less than ten
+minutes that artful bird had taken complete possession
+of the small household, and assumed his
+place as its head and master. Ever since that
+moment he has reigned supreme, and I foresee that
+he will always so reign.</p>
+
+<p>But he certainly is the most mischievous and
+destructive of his mischievous species. Nothing
+is safe from his sudden and unexpected fits of
+energy. I first put him in a little conservatory
+where he had light and air, and the cheerful society
+of other birds. This plan, however, only worked
+for two or three days. One Sunday morning I
+was awakened by ear-piercing shrieks and yells
+from Master Cockie, only slightly softened by
+distance. These went on for some time until I
+perceived a gradual increase of their jubilant note,
+which I felt sure betokened mischief, so I hastily
+got myself into a dressing-gown and slippers and
+started off to investigate what trouble was “toward.”
+It was so early that the glass doors were still shut,
+and I was able to contemplate Master Cockie’s
+manœuvres unseen. The floor of the little greenhouse
+was strewn with fern-leaves, for gardening,
+or rather pruning, had evidently been his first
+idea. The door of his travelling cage—which I
+had left overnight securely fastened—lay flat on
+the pavement, and Cockie with extended wings
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</span>was solemnly executing a sort of <i lang="fr">pas seul</i> in front
+of another cage divided by partitions, in which
+dwelt a goldfinch and a bullfinch side by side. Both
+doors were wide open and the bullfinch’s compartment
+was empty, but the goldfinch was crouched,
+paralysed with terror, on the floor of his abode.
+He evidently wanted to get out very badly, but
+did not dare to pass the yelling doorkeeper, who
+apparently was inviting the trembling little bird
+to come forth. The instant the artful villain
+perceived me, he affected perfect innocence and
+harmlessness, returning instantly to his cage,
+and commencing his best performance of a flock
+of sheep passing, doubtless in order to distract
+my attention. How could one scold with deserved
+severity a mimic who took off not only the barking
+dogs and bleating sheep, but the very shuffle of
+their feet, and the despairing cry of a lost lamb.
+And he pretended great joy when the bullfinch—more
+dead than alive—at last emerged from the
+shelter of a thick creeper where he had found
+sanctuary, asking repeatedly after his health in
+persuasive tones.</p>
+
+<p>I gave up the cage after that and established
+him on a smart stand in the dining-room window;
+for I found that the birds in the conservatory
+literally could not bear the sight of him. A light
+chain securely fastened on his leg promised safety,
+but he contrived to get within reach of my new
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</span>curtains and rapidly devoured some half-yard or
+so of a hand-painted border which was the pride
+of my heart. Then came an interval of calm and
+exemplary behaviour which lulled me into a false
+security. Cockie seemed to have but one object
+in life, which was to pull out all his own feathers,
+and by evening the dining-room often looked as
+though a white fowl had been plucked in it. I
+consulted a bird doctor, but as Cockie’s health
+was perfectly good, and his diet all that could be
+recommended, it was supposed he only plucked
+himself for want of occupation, and firewood was
+recommended as a substitute. This answered very
+well, and he spent his leisure in gnawing sticks of
+deal; only when no one chanced to be in the room
+he used to unfasten the swivel of his chain, leave
+it dangling on the stand, and descend in search
+of his playthings. When the fire had not been
+lighted I often found half the coals pulled out of
+the grate, and the firewood in splinters. At last,
+with warmer weather, both coals and wood were
+removed, so the next time Master Cockie found
+himself short of a job he set to work on the dining-room
+chairs, first pulled out all their bright nails,
+and next tore holes in the leather, through which
+he triumphantly dragged the stuffing!</p>
+
+<p>At one time he went on a visit for some weeks
+and ate up everything within his reach in that
+friendly establishment. His “bag” for one afternoon
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</span>consisted of a venerable fern and a large
+palm, some library books, newspapers, a pack
+of cards, and an armchair. And yet every one
+adores him, and he is the spoiled child of more
+than one family.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XVIII"><abbr title="18">XVIII</abbr><br>
+
+<small>HUMOURS OF BIRD LIFE</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Birds in their little nests agree.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Dr. Watts, though doubtless an excellent and
+estimable divine, must have had but little experience
+of the ways and manners of birds when he
+wrote this oft-quoted line. Birds are really the
+most quarrelsome and pugnacious creatures amongst
+themselves, though they are capable of great affection
+and amiability towards the human beings
+who befriend them.</p>
+
+<p>I have always been a passionate bird-lover,
+and have had opportunities of keeping, in what I
+hope and believe has been a comfortable captivity,
+many and various kinds of birds in different lands.
+My first experience of an aviary on a large and
+luxurious scale was in Mauritius, many years ago,
+and was brought about by the gift of a magnificent
+and enormous cage, elaborately carved by Arab
+workmen. It was more like a small temple than
+anything else. But the first steps to be taken
+were to make it, so to speak, bird-proof, for the
+ambitious architect had left many openings in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</span>his various minarets and turrets, through which
+birds could easily have escaped.</p>
+
+<p>Regarded as a cage it was not a success, for
+it was really difficult to see the birds through the
+profuse ornamentation of the panelled sides. However,
+I stood it in a wide and sunny verandah,
+and proceeded to instal the birds I already possessed
+in this splendid dwelling. I had brought
+some beautiful little blue and fawn-coloured finches
+from Madeira, and I had a few canaries. Gifts
+of other birds soon arrived from all quarters; a
+sort of half-bred canary from Aden—there were a
+dozen of those—and many pretty little local birds.
+I made them as happy as I could with endless
+baths, and gave them, besides the ordinary bird
+seed, bunches of native grasses, and even weeds
+in blossom, which they greedily ate. The little
+Aden birds would not look at water for bathing
+purposes. They came from a “dry and thirsty
+land, where no water is,” and evidently regarded
+it as a precious beverage to be kept for drinking.
+They had to be accommodated with little heaps
+of finely powdered earth, in which they disported
+themselves bath-fashion, to the deep amazement
+of the other birds.</p>
+
+<p>But how those birds quarrelled! At roosting-time
+they all seemed to want one particular spot
+on one particular perch, and nothing else would
+do. All day long they quarrelled over their baths
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</span>and their food, and the only advantage of the
+ample space they enjoyed was to give them more
+room to chase each other about. They all insisted
+on using one especial bath at the same moment,
+and would not look at any other, though all the
+baths were exactly alike. One fine day a batch
+of tiny parrakeets from a neighbouring island
+arrived, and I congratulated myself on having at
+last acquired some amiable members of my bird
+community. Such gentle creatures were never seen.
+With their pale-green plumage and the little grey-hooded
+heads which easily explained their name
+of “capuchin,” they made themselves quite happy
+in one of the many domes or cupolas of the Arab
+cage. In a few days, however, a mysterious ailment
+broke out among all the other birds. Nearly
+every bird seemed suddenly to prefer going about
+on one leg. This did not surprise me very much
+at first, as the mosquitoes used to bite their little
+legs cruelly, and I was always contriving net
+curtains, &amp;c., to keep these pests out. At last
+it dawned on me that many of the canaries had
+actually only one leg. An hour’s careful watching
+showed me a parrakeet sidling up to a canary,
+and after feigning to be deeply absorbed in its
+own toilet, preening each gay wing-feather most
+carefully, the little wretch would give a sudden
+swift nip at the slender leg of its neighbour, and
+absolutely bite it off then and there. Of course
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</span>I immediately turned the capuchins out of the
+cage with much obloquy, but too late to save
+several of my poor little pets from a one-legged
+existence.</p>
+
+<p>I had also several parrots and cockatoos, but
+they had to be kept as much as possible out of
+earshot, for their eldritch yells and shrieks were
+too great an addition to the burden of daily life
+in a tropic land.</p>
+
+<p>There was one small grey and red parrot, however,
+from the West Coast of Africa, which was different
+from the ordinary screaming green and yellow
+bird. This was certainly the cleverest little
+creature of its kind I have ever seen. Dingy and
+shabby as to plumage, and with a twisted leg,
+its powers of mimicry were unsurpassed. It picked
+up everything it heard directly, and my only
+regret was that it appeared to forget its phrases
+very quickly. Before it had been two days in
+the house it took me in half-a-dozen times by
+imitating exactly the impatient peck at a glass
+door of some tame peacocks, who always invited
+themselves to “five o’clock-er.” I used to go
+to the door and open it; of course to find no
+peacocks there, for they were punctuality itself,
+and never came near the house at any other time.
+After the pecks—exactly reproduced as if on
+glass—came an impatient note, followed by the
+exact cry of an indignant peacock. I believe
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</span>that grey parrot had the utmost contempt for
+my mental powers, and delighted in victimising me.</p>
+
+<p>I was a constant sufferer in those days from
+malarial fever, and when convalescent and comfortably
+settled on my sofa in the drawing-room,
+the parrot would first gently cough once or twice,
+then sigh, and finally, in a weak voice, call “<span lang="fr">Garde,
+Garde</span>.” This was to a functionary who lived in
+the deep verandahs, and whose mission in life
+seemed to be the regulating of the heavy outside
+blinds made of split bamboo. The next sound
+would be the awkward shuffling of heavy boots
+(for the “<span lang="fr">Garde</span>” usually went barefoot, except
+when in uniform and on duty), followed by
+“Madame.” Then my voice again, “<span lang="fr">Levez le
+rideau</span>.” “<span lang="fr">Bien, Grande Madame</span>.” Then you
+heard the creak of the pulleys as the curtain was
+raised, followed by the <span lang="fr">Garde’s</span> tramping away
+again, all exactly imitated.</p>
+
+<p>The A.D.C.’s way of calling his “boy” (generally
+a middle-aged man) was also faithfully rendered,
+beginning in a very mild and amiable voice, rising
+louder as no “boy” answered, and finally a stentorian
+“boy” produced a very frightened and
+hurried “<span lang="fr">’Ci, Monsieur le Capitaine, ’ci.</span>” I grieve
+to say this performance generally ended with a
+confused and shuffling sound as of a scrimmage.</p>
+
+<p>There used also to be an orderly on duty outside
+the Governor’s office, who, once upon a time,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</span>was afflicted with a violent cold in his head. This
+malady, and his primitive methods of dealing with
+it, made him a very unpleasant neighbour, so
+his Excellency requested the Private Secretary
+to ask for another orderly <em>without</em> a cold in his
+head. Of course this was immediately done, and
+the desired change made, but not before Miss
+Polly had taken notes. Next day I was startled
+by the most violent outburst of sneezing and
+coughing in the verandah, followed by other trying
+sounds. I next heard a plaintive and deeply
+injured voice from the Governor’s office—it must
+be remembered that every door and window is
+always wide open in a tropic house.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought I asked for that man to be changed.”</p>
+
+<p>This brought the Private Secretary hurriedly
+out of his room, to be confronted by a small grey
+parrot, who wound up the performance by a sort
+of sob of exhaustion, and “<span lang="fr">Ah! mon Dieu!</span>” the
+real orderly standing by, looking as if he was
+considering whether or no he ought to arrest the
+culprit.</p>
+
+<p>One likes to have parrots walking about quite
+tame, free and unfettered, but it is an impossibility
+if a garden or any plants are within reach, for the
+temptation to go round and nip off every leaf
+and blossom, and even stem, seems irresistible to
+a parrot or a cockatoo.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after I went to Western Australia, in 1883,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</span>I was given a pair of beautiful cockatoos called
+by the natives “Jokolokals.” They did not talk
+at all, but were lovely to look at, and as they had
+never been kept in a cage and were reared from
+the nest, they were perfectly tame and their
+plumage most beautiful, of a soft creamy white,
+with crest and wing-lining of an indescribable
+flame tint. I never saw such exquisite colouring,
+and they looked charming on the grass terraces
+during the day, and for a while roosted peaceably
+in a low tree at night.</p>
+
+<p>But one morning, early, I was told the head-gardener
+wished to speak to me, and he was with
+difficulty induced to postpone the interview until
+after breakfast. I tremble to think what the
+expression of that grim Scotch countenance would
+have been at first! It was quite severe enough
+when I had to confront him a couple of hours
+later. The Jokolokals had employed a long bright
+moonlight night in gardening among the plants
+with which the many angles and corners of the
+wide verandahs were filled, and such utter ruin as
+they had wrought, especially among the camellias!
+Not only had every blossom been nipped off, but
+they had actually gnawed the stems through,
+and few pots presented more than an inch or two
+of stalk to my horrified eyes. After that—on
+the principle of the steed and the stable-door—the
+beautiful villains were put in a large aviary
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</span>out of doors, and revenged themselves by awaking
+me every morning at daylight by fiendish yells.
+The gardener’s cottage was out of earshot.</p>
+
+<p>I had also a very large cage of canaries, in which
+they lived and multiplied exceedingly. In a country
+where there are no song-birds a canary is much
+prized, and every year I gave away a great many
+young birds. There was also another large cage
+with small (and very quarrelsome) finches, including
+many brilliant Gouldian finches from the
+North-west (they call them Painted finches there),
+a tiny zebra-marked finch, and many different
+little birds kindly brought to me from Singapore
+and other places.</p>
+
+<p>However, to return for a moment to the cockatoos.
+The large white Albany cockatoo, which has a very
+curved beak and wide pale-blue wattles round the
+eye, talks admirably, and is easily tamed if taken
+young. In spite of its ferocious beak it is really
+quite gentle, and mine—for I had several—were
+only too affectionate, insisting on more petting
+and notice than I always had time to bestow.</p>
+
+<p>There were often garden-parties in the lovely
+grounds of the Government House at Perth, and
+at one of the later ones some of my guests came to
+me complaining, as it were, of the weird utterances
+of the Albany cockatoo, who lived with other
+parrots in a kind of wire pagoda among the vines.
+“What does he say?” I asked laughingly. “He
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</span>wants to know if we like birds,” was the answer.
+So I immediately went down to the cage, and
+was at once asked by the cockatoo in a very earnest
+voice, “Do you like birds?” Alas for the want
+of originality in the human race! He had heard
+exactly that remark made by <em>every</em> couple who
+came up to the cage, and had adopted it. My
+little son taught that bird to call me “Mother,”
+and it never used the word to any one else. If
+I ever passed the cage without stopping to play
+with or pet the cockatoos, I was greeted with
+indignant cries of “Mother,” which generally
+brought me back, and the moment I opened the
+door the big cockatoo would throw himself on his
+back on the gravel floor, that I might put the
+point of my shoe on his breast and rub his back
+up and down the gravel. I never could understand
+why they all loved that mode of petting.</p>
+
+<p>But the Australian magpie is one of the most
+delightful pets, and can be trusted to walk about
+loose, as he does not garden. “Break-of-day-boys”
+is their local name, and it fits them admirably.
+At earliest dawn only do you hear the
+sweet clear whistle which is their native note.
+They learn to whistle tunes easily and correctly,
+but nothing can be compared to their own note.
+They are exactly like the English magpie in appearance,
+only a little larger. I had a very tame
+one, which had been taught to lie on its back on
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</span>a plate with its legs held stiffly up as if it were
+dead. I have a photograph of it in that attitude,
+and no one will believe me when I assure them
+the bird was alive; not even its open and roguish
+eye will convince them. I only wish the sceptics
+had been by when I clapped my hands to signify
+that the performance was over, and Mag jumped
+up like a flash of lightning and made for the nearest
+human foot, into the instep of which she would
+dig her bill viciously. It must have been her idea
+of revenge, for she never did so at any other time;
+and she scattered the spectators pretty swiftly, I
+assure you.</p>
+
+<p>Dear, clever Mag was lost or stolen just before
+we left Perth. I intended to have brought her to
+England, but one morning I was informed by the
+sentry that he could not see her anywhere, and
+she always kept near him. Further and anxious
+inquiries elicited that she had been observed following
+a newspaper boy near the back-gate. The
+police were communicated with, and the result
+was my being confronted at all hours of the day
+and night by an indignant and rumpled magpie
+tied up in a pocket-handkerchief, who loudly protested
+that we were absolute strangers to each
+other. And so we were, for among the numerous
+arrests made of suspicious characters among magpies,
+not one turned out to be my poor Maggie.</p>
+
+<p>But I must not loiter too long over my West
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</span>Australian aviary, in spite of the great temptation
+to dwell on those dear distant days. I brought
+a small travelling-cage of Gouldian and other lovely
+finches from the neighbourhood of Cambridge Gulf
+home with me. What I suffered with that cage
+during a storm in the Bay of Biscay no tongue can
+tell. However, they all reached London in safety,
+and in due time were taken out—also with great
+personal trouble and difficulty—to Trinidad. Here
+they were luxuriously established in four large
+wired compartments over the great porch of
+Government House. No birds could have been
+happier. The finches had one compartment all
+to themselves, so had the canaries; whilst the
+laughing jackass, another Australian magpie, and
+a beautiful Indian hill mynah occupied a third
+compartment, the fourth being brilliantly filled
+by troupials, morichés, and sewing crows from
+Venezuela, besides many lovely local birds of
+exquisite plumage.</p>
+
+<p>In each compartment stood large boxes and
+tubs filled with growing shrubs, whilst creepers,
+brought up from the luxuriant growth at the
+pillars below, were twined in the fine meshes of
+the netting. Of course there were perches and
+nests, all sizes and at differing heights. It was
+really one man’s business to attend to them, but
+they were beautifully kept. Every morning the
+grasscutter brought in a large bunch of the waving
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</span>plume-like seed of the tall guinea grass; and they
+had plenty of fresh fruit, in which they greatly
+delighted. Of course they quarrelled over it all,
+and a fierce battle would rage over half an orange,
+of which the other half was utterly neglected.</p>
+
+<p>The canaries led a commonplace existence and
+had only one adventure. I had noticed that for
+some few weeks past the numbers of these little
+birds seemed rather to diminish than increase at
+their usual rapid rate. But I saw so many hens
+sitting on nests very high up that I accounted
+for the small number in that way. However, one
+day a perch fell down, and the black attendant
+went into the cage with a tall ladder to replace it.
+Presently I heard a great scrimmage and many
+“Hi! my king!” and other agitated ejaculations,
+which soon brought me to the spot. It was indeed
+no wonder that my poor little birds had been
+disappearing mysteriously, for there was a large,
+well-fed, but harmless snake. It must have got
+in through the mesh when quite young and small,
+but had now grown to such stout proportions
+that escape through the wire netting—which would
+only admit the very tip of my fourth finger—was
+impossible, and it was easily slain. The snake
+was found coiled on a ledge too high up to be
+easily perceived from below.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after that episode the little finches underwent
+a sad and startling experience. One morning
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</span>the coachman brought me in a beautiful little bird
+of brilliant plumage which I had never seen before.
+It had been caught in the saddle-room, and was
+certainly a lovely creature, though unusually
+wild and terrified. However, I was so accustomed
+to new arrivals soon making themselves perfectly
+at home and becoming quite tame, that I turned
+the splendid stranger into the finches’ compartment
+with no misgivings, and went away, leaving
+them to make friends, as I hoped. About half-an-hour
+later I passed the tall French window,
+carefully netted in, which opened on the corridor,
+and through which I could always watch my little
+pets unperceived. My attention was attracted
+by two or three curious little feathered lumps on
+the gravelled floor. On closer examination these
+proved to be the heads of some of my especial
+favourites, which the new arrival (a member of
+the Shrike family, as I discovered too late) had
+hastily twisted off. Besides these murders he had
+found time to go round the nests and turn out all
+the eggs and young birds. My dismay and horror
+may be imagined, but I could not stop, for luncheon
+and guests were waiting. I hastily begged a tall
+Irish orderly who was on duty in the hall to catch
+the new-comer and let him go. Now this man loved
+my birds quite as much as I did, and seemed to
+spend all his leisure-time in foraging for them.
+They owed him many tit-bits in the shape of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</span>wasps’ larvæ or the nursery of an ants’ nest nicely
+stocked, or some delicacy of that sort. There was
+only time for a hurried order, received in grim
+silence, but when I was once more free and able
+to inquire how matters had been settled, all I
+could get out of O’Callaghan was: “I’ve larned
+him to wring little birds’ necks.”</p>
+
+<p>“Did you catch him easily?” I inquired.</p>
+
+<p>“Quite easily, my lady, and <em>I</em> larned him.”
+This in a voice trembling with rage.</p>
+
+<p>“What have you done to him?” No answer
+at first, only a murmur.</p>
+
+<p>“But I want to know what has happened to
+that bird,” I persisted.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, my lady, I’ve larned him;”—a pause;
+“I’ve wrunged <em>his</em> neck.”</p>
+
+<p>So in this way rough and ready justice had been
+meted out to the wrong-doer very speedily.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps of all my birds the one I called the
+Sewing Crow was the most amusing. It was a
+glossy black bird about the size of a thrush, with
+pale yellow tail and wing-feathers, and curious
+light blue eyes with very blue rims. It was brought
+from Venezuela, and its local Spanish name means
+“The Rice-bird,” but it never specially affected
+rice as food, preferring fruit and mealworms. I
+had several of these crows, but one was particularly
+tame, and rambled about the house seeking for
+sewing materials. I found it once or twice <em>inside</em>
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</span>a large workbag full of crewels, where it had gone
+in search of gay threads, with which it used to
+decorate the wire walls of an empty cage kept
+in the verandah outside my own sitting-room.
+The extraordinary patience and ingenuity of that
+bird in passing the wool through the meshes of
+the wire can hardly be described. I suppose it
+was a reminiscence of nest-building, because it
+always worked harder in the springtime. It had
+a great friend in a little “moriché,” black and
+yellow also, but of a more slender build, and with
+a very sweet whistle. The “moriché,” too, was
+perfectly tame and flew all about the house, and
+it was very comic to watch its efforts at learning
+embroidery from its friend. It arrived at last at
+some sort of cage decoration, but quite different
+from that of the crow, who evidently disapproved
+of it, and often ruthlessly pulled the work of a
+laborious morning on the “moriché’s” part to
+pieces. Now the “moriché” knew better than
+to touch the crow’s work, though he often appeared
+to carefully examine it.</p>
+
+<p>One day the crow must have persuaded the
+moriché to help him to roll and drag a reel of
+coarse white cotton from the corridor of the work-room,
+across the floor of my sitting-room, into the
+verandah. I saw them doing this more than
+once, and had unintentionally interfered with the
+crow’s plans by picking up the reel and returning
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</span>it to the maids’ work-basket. However, one afternoon
+the crow got rid of me entirely, and on my
+return from a long expedition I found both the crow
+and moriché just going to roost in the empty cage,
+which was really only kept there for them to play
+in. I then perceived what the reel of cotton,
+which was again lying on the verandah floor, had
+been wanted for. The crow had sewn a straw
+armchair with an open-patterned seat securely
+to the cage by nine very long strands, and was
+sleepily contemplating the work with great satisfaction.
+It was quite easy to see how it had been
+managed once a start was made with the cotton;
+but it must have entailed a great deal of flying
+in and out with the end of the cotton, for it had
+not been broken off. Of course I left the chair
+in its place, and it remained untouched for some
+months; but I always had to use it myself, lest
+any one should move it too roughly, and so break
+the connecting strands which had cost my little
+bird so much labour and trouble.</p>
+
+<p>The most popular of my birds, however, was
+certainly the laughing jackass, who dwelt in company
+with the magpie and the mynah. Unhappily
+a misunderstanding arose, when I was away in
+England, between these two birds, once such great
+friends. If I had only been there to adjust the
+quarrel, all might have gone well; but the magpie,
+after many days of incessant battle, I was told,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</span>fell upon the mynah and killed it. It was curious
+that they should have lived together for a couple
+of years without more than the ordinary share of
+bird-quarrels. I do not know what active share
+the jackass took in this affair. I always doubted
+his intentions towards that mynah, and he always
+regarded it with a bad expression of eye, but as he
+was very slow and cumbrous of movement I thought
+the mynah could well take care of himself. The
+only time the laughing jackass ever showed agility
+was when a mouse-trap with a live mouse in it
+was taken into his cage. With every feather
+bristling he would watch for the door of the trap
+to be opened, when he pounced on the darting
+mouse quicker than the eye could follow, and
+killed and swallowed it with the greatest rapidity.
+Once a mouse escaped him, and the magpie caught
+it instead, and a more absurd sight could not be
+imagined than the magpie flitting from perch to
+perch, holding the mouse securely in his beak,
+through which he was at the same time trying
+hard to whistle; whilst the jackass lumbered
+heavily after him, remonstrating loudly, for the
+magpie did not want to eat the mouse, and he did.</p>
+
+<p>It always amused me to see the jackass take his
+bath, though it was rather a rare performance,
+whereas all the other birds tubbed incessantly. I
+had a large tin basin full of water placed just
+beneath one of the lowest perches, and when the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</span>jackass intended to bathe he descended cautiously
+to this perch and eyed the water for some time,
+uttering—with head well thrown back—his melancholy
+laugh. As soon as his courage was equal
+to it he suddenly flopped into the water, as if by
+accident, and then scrambled hastily out again.
+After repeating these dips many times he seemed
+to think he had done all that was necessary in
+the washing line, and scrambled up to a sunny
+corner where he could dry and preen his beautiful
+plumage.</p>
+
+<p>Yes, my birds were the greatest delight and
+amusement to me for many years, and I had nearly
+a hundred of them when my happy life in that
+beautiful tropical home came to a sad and abrupt
+end. Many of my friends have often asked me
+if I did not regret leaving my birds; but as I left
+everything that the world could hold for me in
+the way of happiness and interest and work behind
+me at the same time, the loss of the birds did not
+make itself felt just then. I miss them more now
+than I did at first, but I believe they have nearly
+all found kind and happy homes, where they
+are cherished a little for my sake as well as for
+their own, the dear things!</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="XIX"><abbr title="19">XIX</abbr><br>
+
+<small>GIRLS—OLD AND NEW</small></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>“Comparisons are odious” we know, but yet
+when one gets past middle age one is constantly
+invited to make them.</p>
+
+<p>My life is brightened and cheered by many girl
+friends, and there is nothing about which they
+show a more insatiable curiosity than my own
+girlhood.</p>
+
+<p>I think it is the going back so constantly to
+that distant time, and being forced by my imperious
+pets to drag every detail out of the pigeon-holes
+of memory, which has impressed so forcibly on
+me the superiority of the modern girl.</p>
+
+<p>I began to answer their questions with the full
+intention of proving to the contrary, but alas, in
+the course of the talks, I often felt how heavily
+handicapped we had been. I am afraid the first
+point upon which I had to dilate was our clothes,
+the description of which always provoked peals of
+laughter. It is to be presumed that pretty women
+set the fashions and that they suited them, but
+the rigour of the fashion laws prescribed that every
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</span>one should wear exactly and precisely the same
+gown or bonnet, with, of course, disastrous results
+as to appearance. Then we all had to dress our
+hair in precisely the same way. The ears especially
+were treated as though they were monstrous deformities,
+and had to be carefully concealed. What
+the modern girls find most difficult to believe is
+that these same fashions lasted for three or four
+years without the slightest change, so there was
+no escape from an unbecoming garment. Of
+course I impressed upon my laughing audience,
+with all the dignity at my command, that we
+looked extremely nice, and at all events were quite
+contented with our appearance.</p>
+
+<p>If I could not defend the colours and cut of the
+material provided for our bodies, still less could I
+champion the diet prescribed for our minds. Looking
+back on it all I see there was the same cardinal
+error; the want of recognition of any individuality.
+As in our frocks so in our studies, no allowance
+whatever used to be made for our different
+natures. In fact, the great aim of every mother
+and teacher was to make her girl exactly and precisely
+like every other girl. No matter in what
+direction your tastes and talents lay, you had to
+plod through the same list of what was called
+“accomplishments.” The very word was a misnomer,
+for nothing was really accomplished. A
+girl’s education was supposed to be quite “finished”
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</span>(Heaven save the mark!) at about sixteen or seventeen,
+but if she were studiously inclined, or even
+dimly suspected that she had not exhausted all
+the treasures of knowledge, she would have found
+it difficult to pursue any course of study. And
+the idleness of that stage of girlhood was one of
+its greatest dangers. A reaction from the practical
+days of our own grandmothers had set in, and
+there was no still-room, or work-room, or any
+branch of domestic education to which we could
+turn to find an outlet for our energies.</p>
+
+<p>A girl with any musical talent could of course
+go on practising, and had a chance of achieving
+something, but art education must have been at
+its lowest ebb half a century ago. It is difficult
+to believe that a “drawing class” of that day
+generally consisted of a dozen girls or so meeting
+at the house of some rising or even well-known
+artist. The great point seemed to be his <em>name</em>.
+Drawing materials and every other facility, except
+instruction, used to be provided by our “master.”
+Perhaps the poor man recognised the hopelessness
+of his task, but he certainly let us severely alone
+even in our choice of subjects. We were only
+asked to copy other drawings, and I well remember
+selecting, as my first attempt at painting, a most
+ambitious sketch of a pretty Irish colleen with a
+pitcher on her head emerging from a ruined archway.
+I dashed in her red petticoat and blue
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</span>cloak with great vigour, but took little pains with
+her uplifted arm or bare legs. They must indeed
+have been curious anatomical studies, for I recollect
+the master heaving a deep sigh, if not a groan,
+as I presented my drawing for his criticism. But
+he made no attempt whatever to teach me how to
+do better, only took possession of my picture, kept
+it a few days and returned it—what was called “corrected,”
+though we never knew where our faults lay.</p>
+
+<p>Our “fancy work” was truly hideous also, and
+as useless as it was ugly. It makes one’s heart
+ache to think of the terrible waste of time and
+eyesight which our awful performances in wool
+work and crotchet entailed. Hardly any girl was
+taught to do plain sewing, and I really think one
+of my keenest pangs of regret for my misspent
+youth in the way of needlework was caused the
+other day, by my youngest girl friend telling me
+that at her school she was taught to cut out and
+make a whole set of baby clothes, as well as
+garments for older children.</p>
+
+<p>Our amusements were few and far between, but
+we took to them a freshness and keenness of enjoyment
+which I suspect is often lacking in the
+much amused damsel of the present day. But
+then, on the other hand, “vapours” had gone
+out of fashion, and “nerves” had not yet been
+invented, so one never heard of rest cures being
+prescribed for young matrons!</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</span></p>
+<p>I am thankful to say that the day of tight lacing
+and small appetites was over before I became
+aware of the dangers I had escaped, but I remember
+the pity with which I listened to my poor
+young mother’s stories of how she was required
+to hold on to the bedpost while her maid laced
+her stays, and how she often fainted after she was
+dressed.</p>
+
+<p>I am often asked what exercise we were allowed
+to take. We rode a great deal, though girls were
+hardly ever seen in the hunting field, and I wonder
+we survived a ride on a country road,
+considering that our habits almost swept the
+ground. We had no out-door game except croquet,
+which was just coming into fashion, and was pursued
+with a frenzy quite equal to that evoked by
+ping-pong or any other modern craze. Of course,
+there was always walking and dancing, though
+over the latter there still hung a faint trace of the
+stately movements of the generation before us.
+We all did elaborate steps in the quadrille, and
+although the waltz was firmly established in the
+ball-rooms of my youth, it was a slow measure
+compared to the modern rush across the room.
+The polka woke us all up, and we hailed its pretty
+and picturesque figures with enthusiasm.</p>
+
+<p>I often hear of the iniquities of girls of the
+present day, but I don’t come across those specimens,
+and I confess that I honestly believe the modern
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</span>girl, as I know her, to be a very great improvement
+on the early Victorian maiden. To begin
+with, she is much nicer and prettier to look at,
+because she can suit her dress and her <i lang="fr">coiffure</i> to
+her individuality. Then she is not so dreadfully
+shy—not to say <i lang="fr">gauche</i>, as we were, because she is
+not kept in the school-room until the hour before
+she is launched into society, as ignorant of its ways
+as if she had dropped from the moon.</p>
+
+<p>I distinctly remember being reproached for my
+want of “knowledge of the world,” when I had
+not even the faintest idea what the phrase meant.
+When I came to understand it, it seemed a rather
+unreasonable criticism, for I certainly should have
+been regarded with horror had I made any
+attempt to acquire such knowledge on my own
+account.</p>
+
+<p>Now—so far as my experience goes—the up-to-date
+girl has pretty and pleasant manners, and is not
+secretly terrified if a new acquaintance speaks to
+her. She is more sure of herself, and has the
+confidence of custom, for she has probably been
+her mother’s companion out of school hours. I
+fear girls are not quite as respectful and obedient
+to their elders as we used to be, although the days
+of “Honoured Madam” and “Sir” had passed
+away with the generation before mine. Still the
+modern mother seems quite content with her
+pretty girl, and it is often difficult to distinguish
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</span>between them, but I always observe the daughter
+is the most proud and delighted if “Mummie”
+is taken for her elder sister.</p>
+
+<p>Then the New Girl is so companionable. Her
+education has been conducted on very different
+lines to ours, and she does not dream of giving up
+her studies because she is no longer obliged to
+pursue them. Her individual tastes have been
+given a chance of asserting themselves, and I am
+often told of “work” gone on with at home. In
+fact her education has really taught her how to
+go on educating herself. Of course I am speaking
+of intelligent girls, and I am happy to think they
+are far more numerous than they were even one
+generation ago. There will always be frivolous,
+empty-headed girls, but with even them I confess
+I find it very difficult to be properly angry, as
+they are generally so pretty and coaxing.</p>
+
+<p>The delightful classes and lectures on all subjects
+and in all languages now so common were unknown
+in my day, to say nothing of the numerous aids
+to difficult branches of knowledge. Even history
+was offered to us in so unattractive a form that
+although we swallowed, so to speak, a good deal
+of it, we digested little or none. Poetry was
+generally regarded as dangerous mental food, and,
+perhaps to our starved natures, it may have been.
+Our reading was most circumscribed, and everything
+was Bowdlerised as much as possible. I am
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</span>not sure, however, that miscellaneous reading
+does not begin too soon now, and certainly I
+am often astonished at the books very, very
+young girls are allowed to read. In this respect
+I confess I think the old way safer, to say the
+least of it.</p>
+
+<p>In considering the subject of the new ways of
+girls, however, one must bear in mind how many
+more girls there now are, and that marriage is not
+the invariable destiny of every pretty or charming
+girl one meets. The consequence is girls certainly
+do not talk and think of future or possible
+husbands as much as they used to a couple of
+generations ago. Such talk was quite natural and
+harmless under the old conditions, but I must say
+it seems healthier and nicer that now it should
+be the merits of the favourite “bike,” or the last
+“ripping” run, or the varying fortunes of golf
+or hockey, or even croquet, which claims their
+attention when they get together. I often wonder
+how a man could have encumbered himself with
+any of us as his life’s companion! It is true that
+he had not any option, but still we must have been
+rather trying. I know of one girl who amazed
+her husband by appearing before him the first
+Sunday morning after their marriage, with her
+Prayer Book, which she handed to him with the
+utmost gravity, and standing up with her hands
+clasped behind her back, in true school-girl fashion,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</span>proceeded to rattle off the collect, epistle, and
+gospel for the day, having no idea she was doing
+anything the least unusual!</p>
+
+<p>The only comfort I have in looking back on our
+crudeness and ignorance is that we were really
+good girls. That is to say we were trained to be
+unselfish, and certainly we were obedient and
+docile, though in many ways what would now be
+called silly. Still, we were as pure minded and
+innocent as babes, and quite as unworldly. No
+doubt this white-souled state sprang from crass
+ignorance, but who shall say that it was not good
+to keep us from tasting the fruit of that terrible
+Tree of Knowledge as long as possible?</p>
+
+<p>“You must have been dears,” is the verdict
+with which a talk of these distant days is often
+ended by my laughing critics. And I feel inclined
+to say, “Well, and you are dears, too,” so
+I suppose that is the real solution of the question.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center p2 large">THE END</p>
+
+
+<p class="center p2">
+Printed by <span class="smcap">Ballantyne, Hanson &amp; Co.</span><br>
+Edinburgh &amp; London</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_1_1" href="#FNanchor_1_1" class="label">[1]</a> “Station Life in New Zealand,” Macmillan.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_2_2" href="#FNanchor_2_2" class="label">[2]</a></p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Now under heaven all winds abated,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">The sea a settling and foamless floor,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">A sunset city is open-gated,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Unfastened flashes a golden door.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Cloud-walls asunder burst and brighten</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Like melted metal in furnace blaze;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The lava rivers run through and lighten,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">The glory gathers before my gaze.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">
+
+<hr class="tb"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Eastward an isle, half sunken, sleeping,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Crowns the sea with a bluer crest;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Vine-clad Terceira!—but I am keeping</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">A tryst to-night with the wondrous west.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">What there is wanting of purple islands,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Lo! golden archipelagoes,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Coasts silver shining, and inner highlands,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Long ranges rosy with sunny snows.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">
+
+<hr class="tb"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">All glowing golds, all scarlets burning,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">All palest, tenderest, vanishing hues,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">All clouded colour and tinges turning,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Enrich, divide, the double blues;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">O’erleaning cliffs and crags gigantic</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">And in the heart of light one shore</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Such as, alas! no sea Atlantic</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">To bless the voyager ever bore.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_3_3" href="#FNanchor_3_3" class="label">[3]</a> Now F. M. Viscount Wolseley.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_4_4" href="#FNanchor_4_4" class="label">[4]</a> 12th Duke of Somerset.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_5_5" href="#FNanchor_5_5" class="label">[5]</a> The late Sir Thomas Cockburn Campbell, Bart., and the Hon.
+H. Parker, K.C.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_6_6" href="#FNanchor_6_6" class="label">[6]</a> Lieut.-Colonel Crole-Wyndham, C.B., 21st Lancers.</p>
+
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="transnote">
+
+<p class="center large">Transcriber’s Notes:</p>
+
+<p>Variations in spelling and hyphenation are retained.</p>
+
+<p>Perceived typographical errors have been changed.</p>
+
+<p>New original cover art included with this eBook is granted to the public domain.</p>
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