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+Title: From the Easy Chair, vol. 1
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+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/ec001.jpg">Portrait of the author</a>
+</p>
+
+<h1>FROM THE EASY CHAIR</h1>
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+
+<h2>GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS</h2>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+"I shall from Time to Time Report and Consider all Matters of what
+Kind Soever that shall occur to Me." --THE TATLER.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h3>CONTENTS.</h3>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#i">EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#ii">AT THE OPERA IN 1864</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#iii">EMERSON LECTURING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#iv">SHOPS AND SHOPPING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#v">MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#vi">DICKENS READING [1867]</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#vii">PHILLIS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#viii">THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#ix">HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#x">THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS [1871]</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xi">URBS AND RUS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xii">RIP VAN WINKLE</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xiii">A CHINESE CRITIC</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xiv">HOLIDAY SAUNTERING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xv">WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD [1881]</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xvi">EASTER BONNETS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xvii">JENNY LIND</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xviii">THE TOWN</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xix">SARAH SHAW RUSSELL</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xx">STREET MUSIC</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxi">A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxii">CECILIA PLAYING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxiii">THE MANNERLESS SEX</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxiv">ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxv">PLAYERS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxvi">UNMUSICAL BOXES</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxvii">THE ACADEMY DINNER IN ARCADIA</a>
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h2><a name="i">EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The house was full, and murmurous with the pleasant chat and rustling
+movement of well-dressed persons of both sexes who waited patiently
+the coming of the orator, looking at the expanse of stage, which was
+carpeted, and covered with rows of settees that went backward from the
+footlights to a landscape of charming freshness of color, that might
+have been set for the "Maid of Milan" or the pastoral opera. Between
+the seats and the foot-lights was a broad space, upon which stood a
+small table and two or three chairs; and if the orator of the evening,
+like a <i>primo tenore</i>, had been surveying the house through the
+friendly chinks of the pastoral landscape, he would have felt a warm
+suffusion of pleasure that his name should be the magic spell to
+summon an audience so fair, so numerous, and so intelligent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There were ushers who showed ladies to seats, and with their
+dress-coats and bright badges looked like a milder Metropolitan
+police. But no greater force was presumed to be required of them than
+pressing aside a too discursive crinoline. In the soft, ample light,
+as the audience sat with fluttering ribbons and bright gems and
+splendid silks and shawls, so tranquilly expectant, so calmly smiling,
+so shyly blushing (if, haply, in all that crowd there were a pair of
+lovers!), it was hard to believe that civil war was wasting the land,
+and that at the very moment some of those glad hearts were broken--but
+would not know it until the sad news came. Yet it was easy, in the
+same glance, to feel that even the terrible shape that we thought we
+had eluded forever did not seem, after all, so terrible; that even
+civil war might be shaking the gates and the guests still smile in the
+chambers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But while leaning against the wall, under the balcony, the Easy Chair
+looks around upon the humming throng and thinks of camps far away, and
+beating drums and wild alarms and sweeping squadrons of battle, there
+is a sudden hush and a simultaneous glance towards one side of the
+house, and there, behind the seats at the side, and making for the
+stage door, marches a procession, two and two, very solemn, very bald,
+very gray, and in evening dress. They are the invited guests, the
+honored citizens of Brooklyn, the reverend clergy, and others; a body
+of substantial, intelligent, decorous persons. They disappear for a
+moment within the door, and immediately emerge upon the stage with a
+composed bustle, moving the seats, taking off their coats, sedately
+interchanging little jests, and finally seating themselves, and gazing
+at the audience evidently with a feeling of doubt whether the honor of
+the position compensates for its great disadvantage; for to sit behind
+an orator is to hear, without seeing, an actor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The audience is now waiting, both upon the stage and in the boxes,
+with patient expectation. There is little talking, but a tension of
+heads towards the stage. The last word is spoken there, the last joke
+expires; all attention is concentrated upon an expected object. The
+edge of eagerness is not suffered to turn, but precisely at the right
+moment a figure with a dark head and another with a gray head are seen
+at the depth of the stage, advancing through the aisle towards the
+foot-lights and the audience. They are the president of the society
+and the orator. The audience applauds. It is not a burst of
+enthusiasm; it is rather applausive appreciation of acknowledged
+merit. The gray-headed orator bows gravely and slightly, lays a roll
+of MS. upon the table, then he and the president seat themselves side
+by side. For a moment they converse, evidently complimenting the
+brilliant audience. The orator, also, evidently says that the table is
+right, that the light is right, that the glass of water is right, and
+finally that he is ready.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a few neat words "the honored son of Massachusetts" is introduced,
+and he rises and moves a few steps forward. Standing for a moment, he
+bows to the applause. He is dressed entirely in black; wearing a
+dress-coat, and not a frock. Before he says a word, although it is but
+a moment, a sudden flash of memory reveals to the attentive Easy Chair
+all that he has heard and read of the orator before him; how he
+returned an accomplished scholar from Germany, graced with a delicacy
+of culture hitherto unknown to our schools; how the youthful professor
+of Greek at Harvard, transferred to the pulpit of Brattle Street, in
+Boston, held men and women in thrall by the splendor of his rhetoric
+and the pleading music of his voice, drawing the young scholars after
+him, who are now our chief glory and pride; how his Phi Beta Kappa
+oration in 1824 and its apostrophe to Lafayette, who was present, is
+still the fond tradition of those who heard it; and how as he passed
+on from triumph to triumph in his art of oratory, the elegance, the
+skill, the floridity, the elaboration, the unfailing fitness and
+severe propriety of his art, with all its minor gifts, consoled Boston
+that it was not Athens or Rome, and had not heard Demosthenes or
+Cicero.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If you ventured curiously to question this fond recollection, to ask
+whether the eloquence was of the heart and soul, or of the mind and
+lips; whether it were impassioned oratory, burning, resistless, such
+as we suppose Demosthenes and Patrick Henry poured out; or whether it
+were polished and skilful declamation--those old listeners were like
+lovers. They did not know; they did not care. They remembered the
+magic tone, the witchery of grace, the exuberant rhetoric; they
+recalled the crowds clustering at his feet, the gusts of emotion that
+in the church swept over the pews, the thrills of delight that in the
+hall shook the audience; their own youth was part of it; they saw
+their own bloom in the flower they remembered, and they could not
+criticise or compare.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All this recollection flashed through the mind of the Easy Chair
+before the orator had well opened his lips. The tradition was
+overpowering. It was not fair, but it was inevitable. If we could see
+and hear Patrick Henry, with uplifted finger, shouting, "Charles First
+had his Cromwell, and George Third--may take warning by his example!"
+would it be, could it be, even with all our expectation, what we
+believe it to have been? After the tremendous blare of trumpets in
+advance that shake our very souls within us, no ordinary mortal can
+satisfy the transcendent anticipation. We lift the leathern curtain of
+St. Peter's, and catching our breath, look in. Alas! we see plainly
+the other end of the great church, but with secret disappointment,
+because we imagined there would be but a dim immensity of space. For
+the first time we behold Niagara, and resentfully we ask, "Is that
+all?" The illimitable expectation is too bewildering an overture. So
+the eyes with which the Easy Chair saw were touched with glamour. The
+ears with which it heard were full of eloquence beyond that of mortal
+lips. And there was the orator just beginning to speak. It was not
+fair; no, it was not fair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first words were clearly cut, simply and perfectly articulated.
+"It is often said that the day for speaking has passed, and that of
+action has arrived." It was a direct, plain introduction; not a florid
+exordium. The voice was clear and cold and distinct; not especially
+musical, not at all magnetic. The orator was incessantly moving; not
+rushing vehemently forward or stepping defiantly backward, with that
+quaint planting of the foot, like Beecher; but restlessly changing his
+place, with smooth and rounded but monotonous movement. The arms and
+hands moved harmonious with the body, not with especial reference to
+what was said, but apparently because there must be action. The first
+part of the discourse was strictly a lucid narrative of events and
+causes: a compact and calm chapter of our political history by a man
+as well versed in it as any man in the country; and it culminated in a
+description of the fall of Sumter. This was an elaborate picture in
+words of a perfectly neutral tint. There was not a single one which
+was peculiarly picturesque or vivid; no electric phrase that sent the
+whole striking scene shuddering home to every hearer; no sudden light
+of burning epithet, no sad elegiac music. The passage was purely
+academic. Each word was choice; each detail was finished; it was
+properly cumulative to its climax; and when that was reached, loud
+applause followed. It was general, but not enthusiastic. No one could
+fail to admire the skill with which the sentence was constructed; and
+so elaborate a piece of workmanship justly challenged high praise. But
+still--still, do you get any thrill from the most perfect mosaic?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then followed a caustic and brilliant sketch of the attitude of
+Virginia in this war. In this part of his discourse the orator was
+himself an historic personage; for it was to him, when editor of the
+<i>North American Review</i>, that James Madison wrote his letter
+explanatory of the Virginia resolutions of '98. The wit that sparkled
+then in the pages of the <i>Review</i> glittered now along the speech. Here
+was Junius turned gentleman and transfixing a State with satire. The
+action of the orator was unchanged. But, in one passage, after
+describing the wrongs wrought by rebels upon the country, he turned,
+with upraised hand, to the rows of white-cravated clergymen who sat
+behind him, and apostrophized them: "Tell me, ministers of the living
+God, may we not without a breach of Christian charity exclaim,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Is there not some hidden curse,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Some chosen thunder in the stores of heaven,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Red with uncommon wrath to blast the man<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That seeks his greatness in his country's ruin?'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This passage was uttered with more force than any in the oration. The
+orator's hands were clasped and raised; he moved more rapidly across
+the stage; the words were spoken with artistic energy, and loudly
+applauded.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus far the admirable clearness of statement and perfect propriety of
+speech, added to the personal prestige which surrounds any man so
+distinguished as the orator, had secured a well-bred attention. But
+there was not yet that eager, fixed intentness, sensitive to every
+tone and shifting humor of the speaker, which shows that he thoroughly
+possesses and controls the audience. There was none of that charmed
+silence in which the very heart and soul seem to be listening; and at
+any moment it would have been easy to go out.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But when leaving the purely historical current the orator struck into
+some considerations upon the views of our affairs taken by foreign
+nations, the vivacious skill of his treatment excited a more vital
+attention. There was a truer interest and a heartier applause. And
+when still pressing on, but with unchanged action, he glanced at the
+consequences of a successful rebellion, the audience was, for the
+first time, really aroused.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Let us suppose, said the orator, that secession is successful, what
+has been gained? How are the causes of discontent removed? Will the
+malcontents have seceded because of the non-rendition of fugitive
+slaves? But how has secession helped it? When, in the happy words of
+another, Canada has been brought down to the Potomac, do they think
+their fugitives will be restored? No: not if they came to its banks
+with the hosts of Pharaoh, and the river ran dry in its bed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Loud applause here rang through the building.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Or, continued the orator, more vehemently, do they think, in that
+case, to carry their slaves into territories now free? No, not if the
+Chief-justice of the United States--and here a volley of applause
+rattled in, and the orator wiped his forehead--not if the venerable
+Chief-justice Taney should live yet a century, and issue a Dred Scott
+decision every day of his life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here followed the sincerest applause of the whole evening; and the
+Easy Chair pinched his neighbor to make sure that all was as it
+seemed; that these were words actually spoken, and that the orator was
+Edward Everett.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The hour and a half were passed. The peroration was upon the speaker's
+tongue, closing with an exhortation to old men and old women, young
+men and maidens, each in his kind and degree, to come as the waves
+come when navies are stranded--to come as the winds come when forests
+are rended--to come with heart and hand, with purse and
+knitting-needle, with sword and gun, and fight for the Union.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He bowed: the audience clapped for a moment, then rose and bustled
+out.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+--It was not fair; no, it was not fair. The Easy Chair did not
+find--how could it find?--the charm which those of another day
+remembered. The oration was an admirable and elaborate address, full
+of instruction and truth and patriotism, the work of a remarkably
+accomplished man of great public experience. It was written in the
+plainest language, and did not contain an obscure word. It was
+delivered with perfect propriety, with the confidence that comes from
+the habit of public speaking, and with artistic skill of articulation
+and emphasis. As an illustration of memory it was remarkable, for it
+was but the second time that the address had been spoken. It occupied
+an hour and a half in the delivery, and yet the manuscript lay
+unopened upon the table. Only three or four times was there any
+hesitation which reminded the hearer that the speaker was repeating
+what he had already written. His power in this respect has been often
+mentioned. He is understood to have said that, if he reads anything
+once, he can repeat it correctly; but if he has written it out, he can
+repeat it exactly and always. This unusual facility secures to all his
+addresses a completeness and finish which very few orators command. He
+can say exactly what he means, and nothing more, being never betrayed
+by confusion or sudden emotion to say, as so many speakers say, more
+than they really think.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, on the other hand, it is doubtful whether all that electric
+eloquence by which the hearer is caught up as by a whirlwind and swept
+onward at the will of the orator, is not now a tradition in the
+speeches of the orator. The glow of feeling, the rush of rhetoric, the
+fiery burst of passionate power--the overwhelming impulse which makes
+senates adjourn and men spring to arms--were they in the orator or in
+the fascinated youth of those who remember the sermon in Brattle
+Street, the apostrophe to Lafayette?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="ii">AT THE OPERA IN 1864.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It was a strange chance that took the Easy Chair, the other evening,
+to the opera in the midst of a terrible war. But there was the scene,
+exactly as it used to be. There were the bright rows of pretty women
+and smiling men; the white and fanciful opera-cloaks; the gay rich
+dresses; the floating ribbons; the marvellous <i>chevelures</i>; the
+pearl-gray, the dove, and "tan" gloves, holding the jewelled fans and
+the beautiful bouquets--the smile, the sparkle, the grace, the superb
+and irresistible dandyism that we all know so well in the days of
+golden youth--they were all there, and the warm atmosphere was sweet
+with the thick odor of heliotrope, the very scent of <i>haute societe</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The house was full: the opera was "Faust," and by one of the exquisite
+felicities of the stage, the hero, a mild, ineffective gentleman, sang
+his ditties and passionate bursts in Italian, while the poor Gretchen
+vowed and rouladed in the German tongue. Certainly nothing is more
+comical than the careful gravity with which people of the highest
+civilization look at the absurd incongruities of the stage. After the
+polyglot love-making, Gretchen goes up steps and enters a house.
+Presently she opens a window at which she evidently could not appear
+as she does breast high, without having her feet in the cellar. The
+Italian Faust rushes, ascends three steps leading to the window, which
+could not by any possibility appropriately be found there, and
+reclines his head upon the bosom of the fond maid. We all look on and
+applaud with "sensation." But ought we not to insist, however, that
+ladies in the play shall stand upon the floor, and that the floor in a
+stately mansion shall not be two feet below the front door-sill? And
+ought we not to demand that Faust shall woo Gretchen in their
+mother-tongue?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But we, the ludicrous public, who snarl at the carpenter and shoemaker
+if the fitness of things be not observed; we, the shrewd critics, who
+pillory the luckless painter who dresses a gentleman of the
+Restoration in the ruff of James First's court, gaze calmly on the
+most ridiculous anachronisms and impossibilities, and smite our
+perfumed gloves in approbation. It is no excuse to say that the whole
+thing is absurd; that people do not carry on the business of life in
+song, nor expire in recitative. That is true, but even fairy tales
+have their consistency. Every part is adapted to every other, and, in
+the key, the whole is harmonious. Hermann, for instance, the basso,
+who sang Mephistopheles, would have been quite perfect if he had only
+remembered this. But he forgot that Mephisto is a sly and subtle
+devil. He caricatured him. He made him a buffoon and repulsive. Such
+extravagance could not have imposed upon Faust or Martha; yet we all
+agreed that it was very fine, and amiably applauded what no opera-goer
+of sense could seriously approve.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+You think that this is taking syllabub seriously, and that the
+circumstances of the time had made the Easy Chair hypercritical. No;
+it was only that there comes a time in theatre-going when the boxes
+are more interesting than the stage. The mimic life fades before the
+real. In the midst of the finest phrases of the impassioned Herr
+Faust, what if your truant eyes stray across the parquette and see a
+slight, pale figure, and recognize one of the bravest and most daring
+Union generals, whose dashing assaults upon the enemy's works carried
+dismay and victory day after day? Herr Faust trills on, but you see
+the sombre field and the desperate battle and the glorious cause.
+Gretchen musically sighs, but you see the brave boys lying where they
+fell: you hear the deep, sullen roar of the cannonade; you catch far
+away through the tumult of war the fierce shout of victory. And there
+sits the slight, pale figure with eyes languidly fixed upon the stage;
+his heart musing upon other scenes; himself the unconscious hero of a
+living drama.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Or, if you choose to lift your eyes, you see that woman with the
+sweet, fair face, composed, not sad, turned with placid interest
+towards the loves of Gretchen and Faust. She sees the eager delight of
+the meeting; she hears the ardent vow; she feels the rapture of the
+embrace. With placid interest she watches all--she, and the sedate
+husband by her side. And yet when her eyes wander it is to see a man
+in the parquette below her on the other side, who, between the acts,
+rises with the rest and surveys the house, and looks at her as at all
+the others. At this distance you cannot say if any softer color steals
+into that placid face; you cannot tell if his survey lingers longer
+upon her than upon the rest. Yet she was Gretchen once, and he was
+Faust. There is no moonlight romance, no garden ecstasy, poorly
+feigned upon the stage, that is not burned with eternal fire into
+their memories. Night after night they come. They do not especially
+like this music. They are not infatuated with these singers. They have
+seats for the season; she with her husband, he in the orchestra
+chairs. She has a pleasant home and sweet children and a kind mate,
+and is not unhappy. He is at ease in his fortunes, and content. They
+do not come here that they may see each other. They meet elsewhere as
+all acquaintances meet. They cherish no morbid repining, no
+sentimental regret. But every night there is an opera, and the theme
+of every opera is love; and once, ah! once, she was Gretchen and he
+was Faust.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Do you see? These are three out of the three thousand. There is
+nothing to distinguish them from the rest. Look at them all, and
+reflect that all have their history; and that it is known, as this one
+is known, to some other old Easy Chair, sitting in the parquette and
+spying round the house. "All the world's a stage, and men and women
+merely players."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Is it quite so? Are these players? The young pale general there, the
+placid woman, the man in the orchestra stall, have they been playing
+only? There are scars upon that young soldier's body; in the most
+secret drawer of that woman's chamber there is a dry, scentless
+flower; the man in the orchestra stall could show you a tress of
+golden hair. If they are players, who is in earnest?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="iii">EMERSON LECTURING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Many years ago the Easy Chair used to hear Ralph Waldo Emerson
+lecture. Perhaps it was in the small Sunday-school room under a
+country meeting-house, on sparkling winter nights, when all the
+neighborhood came stamping and chattering to the door in hood and
+muffler, or ringing in from a few miles away, buried under
+buffalo-skins. The little, low room was dimly lighted with oil-lamps,
+and the boys clumped about the stoves in their cowhide boots, and
+laughed and buzzed and ate apples and peanuts and giggled, and grew
+suddenly solemn when the grave men and women looked at them. At the
+desk stood the lecturer and read his manuscript, and all but the boys
+sat silent and inthralled by the musical spell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some of the hearers remembered the speaker as a boy, as a young man.
+Some wondered what he was talking about. Some thought him very queer.
+All laughed at the delightful humor or the illustrative anecdote that
+sparkled for a moment upon the surface of his talk; and some sat
+inspired with unknown resolves, soaring upon lofty hopes as they
+heard. A nobler life, a better manhood, a purer purpose wooed every
+listening soul. It was not argument, nor description, nor appeal. It
+was wit and wisdom, and hard sense and poetry, and scholarship and
+music. And when the words were spoken and the lecturer sat down, the
+Easy Chair sat still and heard the rich cadences lingering in the air,
+as the young priest's heart throbs with the long vibrations when the
+organist is gone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The same speaker had been heard a few years previously in the Masonic
+Temple in Boston. It was the fashion among the gay to call him
+transcendental. Grave parents were quoted as saying, "I don't go to
+hear Mr. Emerson; I don't understand him. But my daughters do." Then
+came a volume containing the discourses. They were called <i>Essays</i>.
+Has our literature produced any wiser book?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the lyceum or lecture system grew, the philosopher whom "my
+daughters" understood was called to speak. A simplicity of manner that
+could be called rustic if it were not of a shy, scholarly elegance;
+perfect composure, clear, clean, crisp sentences; maxims as full of
+glittering truth as a winter night of stars; an incessant spray of
+fine fancies like the November shower of meteors; and the same
+intellectual and moral exaltation, expansion, and aspiration, were the
+characteristics of all his lectures.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was never exactly popular, but always gave a tone and flavor to the
+whole lyceum course, as the lump of ambergris flavors the Sultan's
+cups of coffee for a year. "We can have him once in three or four
+seasons," said the committees. But really they had him all the time
+without knowing it. He was the philosopher Proteus, and he spoke
+through all the more popular mouths. The speakers were acceptable
+because they were liberal, and he was the great liberalizer. They
+were, and they are, the middle-men between him and the public. They
+watered the nectar, and made it easy to drink.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair heard from time to time of Proteus on the platform--how
+he was more and more eccentric--how he could not be understood--how
+abrupt his manner was. But the Chair did not believe that the flame
+which had once been so pure could ever be dimmer, especially as he
+recognized its soft lustre on every aspect of life around him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After many years the opportunity to hear him came again; and although
+the experiment was dangerous the Chair did not hesitate to try it. The
+hall was pretty and not too large, and the audience was the best that
+the country could furnish. Every one came solely to hear the speaker,
+for it was one lecture in a course of his only. It was pleasant to
+look around and mark the famous men and the accomplished women
+gathering quietly in the same city where they used to gather to hear
+him a quarter of a century before. How much the man who was presently
+to speak had done for their lives, and their children's, and the
+country! The power of one man is not easily traced in its channels and
+details, but it is marked upon the whole. The word "transcendentalism"
+has long passed by. It has not, perhaps, even yet gone out of fashion
+to smile at wisdom as visionary, but this particular wise man had been
+acquitted of being understood by my daughters, and there were rows of
+"hardheads," "practical people," curious and interesting to
+contemplate in the audience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The tall figure entered at a side door, and sat down upon a sofa
+behind the desk. Age seemed not to have touched him since the evenings
+in the country Sunday-school room. As he stood at the desk the
+posture, the figure, the movement, were all unchanged. There was the
+same rapt introverted glance as he began in a low voice, and for an
+hour the older tree shook off a ceaseless shower of riper, fairer
+fruit. The topic was "Table-Talk, or Conversation;" and the lecture
+was its own most perfect illustration. It was not a sermon, nor an
+oration, nor an argument; it was the perfection of talk; the talk of a
+poet, of a philosopher, of a scholar. Its wit was a rapier, smooth,
+sharp, incisive, delicate, exquisite. The blade was pure as an icicle.
+You would have sworn that the hilt was diamond. The criticism was
+humane, lofty, wise, sparkling; the anecdote so choice and apt, and
+trickling from so many sources, that we seemed to be hearing the best
+things of the wittiest people. It was altogether delightful, and the
+audience sat glowing with satisfaction. There was no rhetoric, no
+gesture, no grimace, no dramatic familiarity and action; but the
+manner was self-respectful and courteous to the audience, and the tone
+supremely just and sincere. "He is easily king of us all," whispered
+an orator.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet it was not oratory either in its substance or purpose. It was a
+statement of what this wise man believed conversation ought to be. Its
+inevitable influence--the moral of the lecture, dear Lady Flora--was a
+purification of daily talk, and the general good influence of incisive
+truth-telling. If we have ever had a greater preacher of that gospel
+who is he?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="iv">SHOPS AND SHOPPING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+If the stranger in New York, on any pleasant day, finds himself near
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage he will be in the midst of a very
+pretty scene. Perhaps as he reads these words and asks the question
+where that romantic cot may be found, he is comfortably seated in it,
+with his feet placidly reposing upon its window-sills. It is, indeed,
+in a new form. It no longer looks as it did to the early citizen of
+fifty years ago, driving out before breakfast upon the Bloomingdale
+Road, and surveying the calm river from the seclusion of Stryker's
+Bay. It had an indefinable road-side English air in those far-off
+mornings. The early citizen would not have been surprised had he heard
+the horn of the guard merrily winding, and beheld the mail-coach of
+old England bowling up to the door. There were fields and open spaces
+about it, for it was on the edge of the city that was already reaching
+out upon the island. Bloomingdale! Twas a lovely name, and 'tis a
+great pity that the chief association with it is that of a very dusty
+road.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile, if you will contemplate the Fifth Avenue Hotel you will see
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage in its present form. But what a
+busy, brilliant neighborhood it is now! There are shops that recall
+the prettiest upon the boulevards in Paris; and the people are greatly
+to be pitied who are too fine to stop and look into them. To be too
+fine is to lose much. Yet what scion of the golden youth of this
+moment would dare to walk by the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway
+Cottage eating an apple at three o'clock in the afternoon?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was a grave and well-dressed gentleman who stopped recently at
+the stand of Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan, which is just in the midst of
+the gay promenade, to transact some business in peanut candy. The
+interest of the public in that operation was inconceivable. If he had
+been Mr. Vanderbilt buying out Mr. Astor--if he had been a lunatic
+astray from the asylum, or a clown escaped from the circus--he could
+hardly have excited more attention. The passengers stared in
+amazement. Some young gentlemen, escorting certain young ladies from
+school, cracked excellent jokes upon the honest buyer of peanut candy;
+and if his daughter or any friend had chanced to pass and had seen
+him, she would probably have been seriously troubled and half ashamed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now peanut candy is very good, and at Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan's
+stand it is very cheap. Nobody is ashamed of liking it, nor of eating
+it. If the grave gentleman had stepped into Caswell's brilliant shop,
+let us suppose--where, perhaps, it is also sold--and had called for
+that particular sweet, nobody would have stared nor made a joke nor
+felt that it was extraordinary. Yet, how many of the brave generals in
+the war, who charged in the very face of flaming batteries, would dare
+to stop at Mrs. O'Finnigan's and buy ten cents' worth of peanut candy
+if they saw Mrs. Sweller's carriage approaching, or Miss Dasher just
+coming upon the walk? And as for the Misses Spanker, who daily drive
+in that superb open wagon with yellow wheels, and who resemble nothing
+so much as the figures in a Parisian doll-carriage, if they saw an
+admirer of theirs bargaining for peanut candy at a street stand they
+would not know him--they would no more bow to a man so lost to all the
+finer sense of the <i>comme il faut</i> than they would nod to a
+street-sweeper. It is astonishing what an effect is produced upon some
+human beings of the tender sex by clothing them in silks cut in a
+certain form, and seating them in a high wooden box on yellow wheels.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And upon us, also. When the Easy Chair beholds the silken Misses
+Spanker rolling by, superior, upon those yellow wheels, it is with
+difficulty that it recalls the cheese and sausage from which all that
+splendor springs. To-morrow it will be Mrs. O'Finnigan's grandchildren
+who will look down from their yellow wheels at the peanut and apple
+stands, and wonder how persons can be so vulgar as to buy candy in the
+streets. It is a whim of Mrs. Grundy's, who is all whimsey. She will
+not let us buy a piece of simple candy at the corner, but she will
+allow us to drag a silk dress over the garbage of the pavement. 'Tis a
+whimsical sovereign. But we are so carefully trained that it is not
+easy to disobey her. If to prove your independence you should stop to
+buy the candy, would the pleasure of asserting yourself balance the
+unpleasant consciousness that you were wondered at and laughed at?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the text was shops, and we have drifted into this episode because
+Mrs. O'Finnigan sells peanut candy in her shop upon the sidewalk near
+the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage, in the midst of the
+gay spectacle of a summer day. And within a stone's-toss of her stand
+how many fine houses you will see, and how many other fascinating
+shops! Our English ancestors were called a shopkeeping nation by
+Napoleon; but it is his own Frenchmen and Frenchwomen who have the
+true secret of shopkeeping. They make shops fascinating. They have
+made shopkeeping a fine art. The other day the Easy Chair stepped into
+a shop in Maiden Lane, prepared to spend a very pretty sum of money,
+for a very proper purpose. But if it had invaded the shopkeeper's
+house, which is his castle, or threatened his hat, which is his crown,
+it could not have been received more coolly. The disdainful
+indifference with which its question was answered was exquisitely
+comical; and the shopkeeper proceeded to look for what was required
+with a superb carelessness, and an air of utter weariness and disgust
+of this incessant doing of favors to the most undeserving and
+insignificant people. It was plainly an act of pure grace that the
+Easy Chair was not instantly shot into the street as rubbish, or given
+in charge to the police as a common vagabond.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This worthy attendant--doubtless very estimable in his private
+capacity--is a serious injury to the business which he is supposed to
+help. He does not in the least understand his profession. Let an Easy
+Chair advise him to run over the sea to Paris, and observe how they
+keep shop in that capital. Does he want a cravat? Here is a houri,
+neatly dressed, evidently long waiting for him especially, and eager
+to serve him. "Is it a cravat that Monsieur wishes? Charming! The most
+ravishing styles are just ready! Is it blue, or this, or that, that
+Monsieur prefers? Monsieur's taste is perfect. Look! It is a miracle
+of beauty that he selects. Will he permit?" And before you know it,
+you foolish fellow, who don't understand the first principle of your
+calling--before you know it, she has thrown it around your neck, she
+has tied it deftly under your chin, and that pretty face is looking
+into yours, and that pleasant voice is saying, "Nothing could be
+better. It is the most smiling effect possible!" You might as well
+hope to escape the sirens, as to go from under those hands without
+buying that cravat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This is shopkeeping, and a little study of the art, as thus practised,
+would be of the utmost service to the Easy Chair's friend in Maiden
+Lane. The shops there are pretty, and especially during the holidays
+they are glittering, but they are a little cold and formal. The air of
+the Boulevards is to be detected only in the neighborhood of Corporal
+Thompson's Broadway Cottage. Whether cravats are there wafted around
+the buyer's neck, as it were, entangling him hopelessly in silken and
+satin webs, the Easy Chair does not know. But it can believe it, as it
+passes by upon the outside, and beholds the windows which Paris could
+hardly surpass. Through those windows it sees that, as in Paris, the
+attendants are often women. It is thereby reminded that in Paris the
+women are among the most accomplished accountants also; and it
+remembers that in the same city men are cooks. It is very sure that
+when Madame Welles, who was afterwards the Marchioness De Lavalette,
+became at the death of her husband the head of the great
+banking-house, her cook was a man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And thereupon the Easy Chair falls into meditation upon "the sphere"
+of the sexes, and asks itself, as it loiters about the site of the
+Broadway Cottage, admiring the pretty shops, whether, if it be womanly
+for woman to keep shop and to acquire property by her faithful
+industry, it can be manly for man to make laws appropriating and using
+her property without her consent?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="v">MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy was lately astonished by the remark of a cheerful
+cosmopolitan whom she proposed to introduce to a very rich man. She
+seemed to catch her breath as she spoke of his exceeding great riches
+in the tone of admiring awe which betrays the devout snob. The
+cosmopolitan listened pleasantly as Mrs. Grundy spoke with the air of
+proposing to him the greatest of favors and blessings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You say he is very rich?" he asked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Enormously, fabulously," replied Mrs. Grundy, as if crossing herself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Will he give me any of his money?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy gazed blankly at the questioner. "Give you any of his
+money? What do you mean?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Mean?" answered the cheerful cosmopolitan; "my meaning is plain. If I
+am introduced to a scholar, he gives me something of his scholarship;
+a traveller gives me experience; a scientific man, information; a
+musician plays or sings for me; and if you introduce me to a man whose
+distinction is his riches, I wish to know what advantage I am to gain
+from his acquaintance, and whether I may expect him to impart to me
+something of that for which he is distinguished."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy, who is easily discomposed by an unexpected turn in the
+conversation, looked confused, but said, presently, "Why, you will
+dine with the Midases and the Plutuses."
+
+"But they are merely the same thing," said the cosmopolitan, gayly.
+"You know the story: Mr. and Mrs. MacSycophant, Miss MacSycophant,
+Miss Imogen MacSycophant, Mr. Plantagenet MacSycophant, Miss Boadicea
+MacSycophant--and more of the same. One MacSycophant is as good as
+twenty, Mrs. Grundy; and as I know the Midases already, and find them
+amusingly dull, why should I know the Plutuses, who are probably even
+duller?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy looked as if transfixed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh," continued the cosmopolitan, laughing, "I do not deny that money
+is an excellent thing. I am glad that I am not in want of it. But it
+is a dangerous thing to handle. If you don't manage it well it exposes
+you terribly. Great riches are like an electric light--like a noonday
+sun; they reveal everything. If a man stands in a ridiculous attitude,
+or is clad scantily, the intense light displays him remorselessly to
+every beholder. Great riches do the same. I saw you at the Midases',
+dear Mrs. Grundy. Did you ever see a more sumptuous entertainment or a
+more splendid palace? What pictures and statues and vases! what
+exquisite and costly decoration! what gold and glass! what Sevres and
+Dresden! But the more I admired the beautiful works of art, the more I
+thought of the enthusiasm and devotion of the artist, the more I was
+touched by the grace and delicacy of color and form around me; and the
+more I heard Midas talk, the more clearly I saw that he did not see,
+or feel, or understand anything of the real value and significance of
+his own <i>entourage</i>. The more beautiful it was, the more plainly it
+displayed his total want of perception of beauty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"His house is a magnificent museum. It is full of treasures. But they
+all dwarf and deride him. They are so many relentless lights turned on
+to show how completely he is not at home in his own house. He is as
+much out of place among them as a horse in a studio. He has all the
+proper books of a gentleman's library, and all superbly bound. What
+does he know about them? He never read a book. He has marvellous
+pictures. What does he know of pictures? He doesn't know whether
+Gainsborough was a painter or a potter, or whether Giotto was a Greek
+or a Roman. He has books and pictures merely because he has money
+enough to buy them, and because it is understood that a fine house
+should have a library and a gallery. Is it otherwise with his glass
+and porcelain? What do you think that he could tell you of Dresden
+china--its history, its masters, its manufacture? You say that very
+few people could tell you much about it. Granted; but if a man
+surrounds himself with it, and forces it upon your attention, you have
+a right not only to ask such questions, but to expect answers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My dear Mrs. Grundy, when I was a young man on my travels, and was
+introduced at a London club, the porter, or the major-domo, or the
+door-keeper, or whatever he was, seemed to me like a peer of the
+realm. He was faultlessly dressed, and he had most tranquil manners.
+Well, our good friend Midas is that gentleman. He is the curator of a
+fine museum. He opens the door to a well-furnished club. But he is in
+no proper sense master of his house. The master of such a house, as
+Goethe said of the picture-owner, is the man to whom you can say,
+'Show me the best.' Poor Midas could only show us the costliest. Eh,
+Mrs. Grundy?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That excellent lady's eyes had expanded, during these remarks, until
+they were fixed in a round, stony stare at the cheerful cosmopolitan.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And this, you see, my good lady, is the reason that all this display
+is called vulgar. It represents nothing but money. It does not
+represent taste, or intelligence, or talent, in the possessor, and the
+sole relation between him and his possessions is his ability to pay
+for them. You drink his superior wines. But even you, Mrs. Grundy, are
+not quite sure that he could distinguish between the finest madeira
+and a common sherry. That is no fault, surely, but there is a great
+difference between wines.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"When you kindly offer to present me to a gentleman of whom you can
+say only that he is very rich, and I ask you if he will give me some
+of his money, you look surprised and shocked. But I am not a
+misanthrope, and I ask a question which you can answer affirmatively.
+He will give me some of his money in giving me some of the pleasure
+which is derivable from what his money buys. For that I am grateful. I
+tip the custode with my sincere thanks. I bow to the door-keeper with
+hearty acknowledgment. I shall go again and again with great pleasure.
+But I shall not make the singular mistake of supposing that he bears
+the same relation to his possessions that the musician bears to his
+music, and the scholar to his knowledge, and the traveller to his
+shrewd observation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You think that I am basely looking a gift horse in the mouth. Not at
+all. I am only declining to believe the porter to be a peer of the
+realm merely because he wears a white cravat and has tranquil manners.
+If Midas is a dull man, all the money in the world does not make him
+interesting. But if he has accumulated beautiful and interesting
+things, I shall gladly go to his house and see them. Now, my dear Mrs.
+Grundy, that is very different from going to his house to see the
+Plutuses. They are not the possessions that make his house desirable.
+My young friend Hornet says that if the only way to drink Midas's
+gold-seal Johannisberger is to take Mrs. Plutus down to dinner, he
+will not hesitate to pay the price, as he is willing to pay the price
+of sea-sickness if he wishes to see the Vatican. Does my dear Mrs.
+Grundy comprehend?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+--But the good lady was gone. She could draw but one conclusion from
+such a strain of remark about people with fabulous incomes. The
+cheerful cosmopolitan must have been dining with Mr. Midas, and must
+have sat much too long at table. What a pity that so pleasant a man
+should permit himself such excesses! There was, however, but one
+course for a self-respecting woman to pursue--Mrs. Grundy had left him
+alone.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="vi">DICKENS READING. [1867.]</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+When, hereafter, some chance traveller picks up this odd number of an
+old magazine and opens to this very page, let him know that the
+evening of Dickens's first reading in New York was bright with
+moonlight veiled in a soft gray snow-cloud. The crowd at the entrance
+was not large. The speculators in tickets were not troublesome,
+because all the tickets had been long sold. The police, as usual, were
+polite and efficient; and going up the steep staircase, and passing
+through the single door, we were all quietly and pleasantly seated by
+eight o'clock. The floor of Steinway Hall is level, so that the
+audience is lost to itself; but it was easy for all of us to perceive,
+by scanning our neighbors, that we were a very fine body of people. At
+least everybody who was present said so. We all remarked that the
+intelligence and distinction of the city were present, and that it
+must be extremely gratifying to Mr. Dickens to be welcomed by the most
+intellectual and appreciative audience that could be assembled in New
+York.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The details of the arrangement upon the platform, the screen behind,
+the hidden lights above and below, and the stiff little table with the
+water-bottle, are familiar. But as we all sat looking at them, and at
+the variously splendid toilets that rustled in, and fluttered, and
+finally settled, it was not possible to escape the great thought that
+in a few moments we should see at that queer, stiff table the creator
+of Sam Weller, and Oliver Twist, and Micawber, and Dick Swiveller, and
+the rest of the endless, marvellous company--the greatest story-teller
+since Scott, one of the most famous names in literature since
+Fielding. When he was here before Carlyle growled in <i>Past and
+Present</i> about "Schnauspiel, the distinguished novelist," and there
+were some who laughed. But the laugh has passed by.--Look! There is a
+man, who looks like somebody's "own man," who scuffles across the
+stage and turns up a burner or two; and he is scarcely out of the way
+when--there he comes, rapidly, in full evening dress, with a heavy
+watch-chain, and a nosegay in his button-hole, the world's own man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His reception was sober. The whole audience clapped its gloved hands.
+Not a heel, not a cane, mingled with the sound, not a solitary voice.
+It was a very muffled cordiality, an enthusiasm in kid gloves. The
+Easy Chair, for one, longed to rise and shout. Heaven has given us
+voices, brethren, with which to welcome and salute our friends, and if
+ever a long, long cheer should have rung from the heart, it was when
+the man who has done so much for all of us stood before us. But it was
+useless. The steady clapping was prolonged, and Dickers stood calmly,
+bowing easily once or twice, and waiting with the air of one ready to
+begin business.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The instant there was silence he did begin: "Ladies and gentlemen, I
+am to have the honor of reading to you this evening the trial-scene
+from Pickwick, and a Christmas Carol in a prelude and three scenes.
+Scene first, Marley's Ghost. Marley was dead, to begin with." These
+words, or words very similar, were spoken in a husky voice, not
+remarkable in any way, and with the English cadence in articulation, a
+rising inflection at the end of every few words. They were spoken with
+perfect simplicity, and the introductory description was read with
+good sense, and conveyed a fine relish upon the reader's part of the
+things described. There was nothing formal, no effort of any kind. The
+left hand held the book, the right hand moved continually, slightly
+indicating the action described, as of putting on a muffler, or
+whatever it might be. But the moment Scrooge spoke the drama began.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Every character was individualized by the voice and by a slight change
+of expression. But the reader stood perfectly still, and the instant
+transition of the voice from the dramatic to the descriptive tone was
+unfailing and extraordinary. This was perfection of art. Nor was the
+evenness of the variety less striking. Every character was indicated
+with the same felicity. Of course the previous image in the hearer's
+mind must be considered in estimating the effect. The reader does not
+create the character, the writer has done that; and now he refreshes
+it into unwonted vividness, as when a wet sponge is passed over an old
+picture. Scrooge, and Tiny Tim, and Sam Weller and his wonderful
+father, and Sergeant Buzfuz, and Justice Stareleigh have an intenser
+reality and vitality than before. As the reading advances the spell
+becomes more entrancing. The mind and heart answer instantly to every
+tone and look of the reader. In a passionate outburst, as in Bob
+Cratchit's wail for his lost little boy, or in Scrooge's prayer to be
+allowed to repent, the whole scene lives and throbs before you. And
+when, in the great trial of Bardell against Pickwick, the thick, fat
+voice of the elder Weller wheezes from the gallery, "Put it down with
+a wee, me Lerd, put it down with a wee," you turn to look for the
+gallery and behold the benevolent parent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Through all there is a striking sense of reserved power, and of
+absolute mastery of the art. There is no straining for points, no
+exaggeration, no extravagance, but an instinctive and adequate outlay
+of means for every effect, and a complete preservation of personal
+dignity throughout. The enjoyment is sincere and unique; and when the
+young gentleman before us remarks to the flossy young woman at his
+side that "any clever actor can do the thing as well," we congratulate
+him inwardly upon his experience of the theatre. Perhaps, also, the
+flossy young woman is of opinion that any clever author can write as
+well as this reader.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a serious drawback to this first evening's enjoyment,
+however, and that is that fully a third of those present hear very
+imperfectly. Nothing can surpass the air of mingled indignation,
+chagrin, and disappointment with which a severe lady just behind
+declares that she did not hear a word, and adds, caustically, that the
+spectacle alone is hardly worth the money. Not worth the money? Dear
+Madam, the Easy Chair would willingly pay more than the price of
+admission merely to see him. And just as he is thinking so another
+friend leans forward and says, in a decided tone of utter
+disappointment, "Just let me take your glass, will you? I can't hear a
+word, but I should like to see how the man looks." As the Easy Chair
+passes out of the door he encounters Mr. and Mrs. Sealskin, sailing
+smoothly and silently out. "How delightful!" exclaims the innocent and
+unwary Chair. "Didn't hear a word," says Mr. Sealskin, sententiously,
+and without pausing in his course; and Madam upon his arm raises her
+eyebrows and looks emphatically "not a word!" So the Easy Chair
+gradually discovers that there has been a very wide and lamentable
+disappointment, and that a large part of the throng has been
+tantalized through the evening in the vain effort to hear--catching a
+few words and losing the point of the joke. No wonder they are very
+sober, and sail out of the hall very steadily, with an air of thinking
+that they have been victims, but also with the plain wish to think as
+well of Mr. Charles Dickens as circumstances will allow. Still, they
+evidently hold him, upon the whole, responsible, just as an audience
+assembled to hear a lecture, and obliged to go unlectured away, holds
+the lecturer--chafing in a snow-bank upon the railroad fifty miles
+away--responsible for its disappointment. It is pleasant for the
+Sealskins to read, as the Easy Chair did the next morning, in the
+ever-veracious and independent press, that Mr. Dickens's voice is
+heard with ease in every part of the hall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But let them feel as they may, those who did not hear are sure to go
+again, and if they hear the next time, again and again. Let the future
+reader of this odd number of a magazine learn further that such was
+the popular eagerness to attend these readings that people gathered
+before light to stand in the line of the ticket-office. One historic
+boy is said to have passed the night in the cold waiting for the
+opening of the office, and to have sold his prize for thirty dollars
+in gold to "a Southerner." Another person was offered twenty dollars
+for his place in the line, with merely a chance of getting a ticket
+when his turn came at the office.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The interest was unabated to the end, and under the personal spell of
+the enchanter that old ill-feeling towards the author of <i>American
+Notes</i> and the creator of Chuzzlewit melted away. And why not? Do we
+not all know our Yankee brother of whom Dickens told us, who has a
+huge note of interrogation in each eye, and can we blame the
+Englishman for using his own eyes? Is not that silent traveller whom
+he saw still to be seen in every train sucking the great ivory head of
+his cane and taking it out occasionally and looking at it to see how
+it is getting on? If we had been a little angry with Lemuel Gulliver
+or Robinson Crusoe, could our anger have survived hearing one of them
+tell his story of Liliput, or the other the tale of the solitary
+island?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After his little winter tour Dickens returned to New York to take
+leave of the American public. On the Saturday evening before the final
+reading the newspaper fraternity gave him a dinner at Delmonico's,
+which was then at the corner of Fifth Avenue and Fourteenth Street,
+formerly the hospitable house of Moses H. Grinnell. At this dinner Mr.
+Greeley presided, and that the bland and eccentric teetotaler, who was
+not supposed to be versed in what Carlyle called the "tea-table
+proprieties," should take the chair at a dinner to so roistering a
+blade--within discreet limits--and so skilled an artist of all kinds
+of beverages as Dickens, was a stroke of extravaganza in his own way.
+The dinner was in every way memorable and delightful, but the
+enjoyment was sobered by the illness of the guest from one of the
+attacks which, as was known soon afterwards, foretold the speedy end.
+It was, indeed, doubtful if he could appear, but after an hour he came
+limping slowly into the room on the arm of Mr. Greeley.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In his speech, with great delicacy and feeling, Dickens alluded to
+some possible misunderstanding, now forever vanished, between him and
+his hosts, and declared his purpose of publicly recognizing that fact
+in future editions of his works. His words were greeted with great
+enthusiasm, and on the following Monday evening he read, at Steinway
+Hall, for the last time in this country, and sailed on Wednesday. He
+was still very lame, but he read with unusual vigor, and with deep
+feeling. As he ended, and slowly limped away, the applause was
+prodigious, and the whole audience rose and stood waiting. Reaching
+the steps of the platform he paused, and turned towards the hall;
+then, after a moment, he came slowly and painfully back again, and
+with a pale face and evidently profoundly moved, he gazed at the vast
+audience. The hall was hushed, and in a voice firm, but full of
+pathos, he spoke a few words of farewell. "I shall never recall you,"
+he said, "as a mere public audience, but rather as a host of personal
+friends, and ever with the greatest gratitude, tenderness, and
+consideration. God bless you, and God bless the land in which I leave
+you!" The great audience waited respectfully, wistfully watching him
+as he slowly withdrew. The faithful Dolby, his friend and manager,
+helped him down the steps. For a moment he turned and looked at the
+crowded hall. It was full of hearts responding to his own. There was a
+common consciousness that it was a last parting, and his fervid
+benediction was silently reciprocated.--Then the door closed behind
+him.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="vii">PHILLIS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+There is one lady in literature and in life whom all men are said, not
+without gentle sarcasm if a woman says it, to wish especially to know.
+She is declared to be the vision that haunts the youth as his heart
+opens to the soft influences of love, and her figure, trim and
+debonair, that allures the older fancy of the man who sits "alone and
+merry at forty year," having seen his earlier Gillian and Marian and a
+score more happily married. She is, in fact, the domestic magician,
+the good fairy, the genius of home, the thoughtful, tactful, careful,
+intelligent house-keeper, the very she whom Milton sings, introducing
+us to
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Herbs and other country messes<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Her name is Phillis--not exactly a romantic name, nor, indeed, is it
+meant by the poet to be a romantic name; for he has just before
+sketched another kind of woman:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Towers and battlements it sees<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Bosom'd high in tufted trees,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Where perhaps some beauty lies,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The cynosure of neighboring eyes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Such a cynosure could not possibly have been named Phillis: Artemis,
+perhaps, or Hildegarde; Constance, Una, Mildred, or Cunigunda, but by
+no possibility Phillis. That is a pastoral name, a shepherd's
+sweetheart. Indeed, the two kinds of women are perfectly indicated and
+distinguished in these lines of <i>L'Allegro</i>, which have no detail of
+description. The impression of womanly difference is nowhere more
+completely given. One picture is that of the lofty, haughty, "highborn
+Helen," the superb Lady Clara Vere de Vere; the other is that of the
+thrifty Baucis, the gardener Adam's wife. And the two are as near in
+the young man's heart as they are in the poem.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Mr. William Guppy raised his eyes from the pit of the theatre to
+Miss Esther Summerson sitting in the boxes, the "image imprinted on
+his 'art" was that of the cynosure of neighboring eyes, stately among
+stately towers and ancestral trees. But doubtless when Mr. William
+Guppy, as lovers will, abandoned himself to blissful dreams of the
+possible home that should grow out of his lofty passion, it was
+another vision that he saw; it was the high-born Helen coming down to
+breakfast in a sweet morning-cap, a neat-handed Phillis. For love,
+which soars and sings, also builds its nest. The one instinct is as
+deep and sure as the other. The cynosure of worshipping hearts and
+eyes is but the romantic aspect of Phillis: and because she is so
+lofty and so lovely will she be the miracle-worker in the household.
+The secret sorrow of a thousand homes is that the lady of the towers
+and battlements does not prove in fact to be also the neat-handed
+Phillis.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed, it is a kind of national complaint and lamentation that the
+neat-handed Phillis is disappearing altogether. This is the
+significance of the servant-girl question. This is the root of the
+alarming conviction that Phillis is changing into Biddy, whose fit
+epithet is not neat-handed. This is the meaning of the cry for
+bread--light, sweet, well-baked bread; not the clammy dough which is
+served to a despairing land. This is the reason of the wondering
+question, What has become of roast meat? and of the melancholy
+conviction that henceforth baked beef is to replace the juicy sirloin
+of tradition, history, and elegant literature.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of the accomplished and intelligent young women who honor the Easy
+Chair at this moment with their attention, of course the immense
+majority can broil a steak to a turn, or mix the airiest bread, or
+boil potatoes as new-fallen snow. But there are some unfortunates who
+cannot do it. Let us pity them. They would probably tell us that they
+have not studied poetry and music, the French language, crochet, and
+the Boston, to become kitchen drudges: and they will not fail to
+remind us that Cinderella did not charm the prince as a kitchen-maid,
+and that she had ceased to be Cinderbreech, and had emerged from the
+chimney-corner when she married him. But will they please to curb
+their wrath for a moment and listen to Dr. Clarke? "Unless men and
+women both have brains, the nation will go down. As much brain is
+needed to govern a household as to command a ship; as much to guide a
+family aright as to guide a Congress aright; as much to do the least
+and the greatest of woman's work as to do the least and the greatest
+of man's work."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, the dressing of messes by the neat-handed Phillis is one of the
+important elements of governing a household; and the Princess
+Cinderella was the better housewife because she had once been
+Cinderbreech. Nelson was the better admiral because he had once been
+cabin-boy. Dickens was the better story-teller because he had once
+been reporter. If, indeed, Darby can afford to pay a hundred dollars
+monthly to a <i>chef</i>, Joan need know nothing of messes; but how many
+such Darbys are there?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These remarks, or similar ones, have been often heard by the gentler
+reader, and are somewhat familiar to her, not to say wearisome. "Oh
+yes," she says, "I know all this: men want women in the family to be
+angels and French cooks rolled into one. Heaven save the mark! Suppose
+that women on their side were to expect men in the family to be heroes
+and gentlemen as well as 'good providers?'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Well, madame, they ought to expect it and to insist upon it. Perhaps
+you have played the little game of parlor magic? There are homes in
+which that game is always played, and they are the happiest of all. In
+them the real value of neatness and order, of thrift and taste and
+temperance, is understood, and the Beauty who once lay lapped in lofty
+towers knows that the romance which enshrined her amid those
+battlements and tufted trees is preserved and forever refreshed by the
+art of the neat-handed Phillis. And, madame, upon <i>his</i> side <i>he</i> does
+not reverse the order of the story and of nature, and sink from the
+Prince into the Beast.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="viii">THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The last time that the Easy Chair saw that remarkable man, Henry
+Thoreau, he came quietly into Mr. Emerson's study to get a volume of
+Pliny's letters. Expecting to see no one, and accustomed to attend
+without distraction to the business in hand, he was as quietly going
+out, when the host spoke to him, and without surprise, and with
+unsmiling courtesy, Thoreau greeted his friends. He seated himself,
+maintaining the same habitual erect posture, which made it seem
+impossible that he could ever lounge or slouch, and that made
+Hawthorne speak of him as "cast-iron," and immediately he began to
+talk in the strain so familiar to his friends. It was a staccato style
+of speech, every word coming separately and distinctly, as if
+preserving the same cool isolation in the sentence that the speaker
+did in society; but the words were singularly apt and choice, and
+Thoreau had always something to say. His knowledge was original. He
+was a Fine-ear and a Sharp-eye in the woods and fields; and he added
+to his knowledge of nature the wisdom of the most ancient times and of
+the best literature. His manner and matter both reproved trifling, but
+in the most impersonal manner. It was like the reproof of Pan's
+statue. There seemed never to be any loosening of the intellectual
+tension, and a call from Thoreau in the highest sense "meant
+business."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the morning of which we are speaking the talk fell upon the
+Indians, with whom he had a profound sympathy, and of whose life and
+ways and nature he apparently had an instinctive knowledge. In the
+slightly contemptuous inference against civilization which his remarks
+left, rather than in any positively scornful tone, there was something
+which rather humorously suggested the man who spoke lightly of the
+equator, but with the difference that there would have been if the
+light speaking had left a horrible suspicion of that excellent circle.
+For Thoreau so ingeniously traced our obligations to the aborigines
+that the claims of civilization for what is really essential palpably
+dwindled. He dropped all manner of curious and delightful information
+as he went on, and it was sad to see in the hollow cheek and the
+large, unnaturally lustrous eye the signs of the disease that very
+soon removed him from among us. Those who remember him, and were
+familiar with his truly heroic and virtuous life, or those who
+perceive in his works that spirit of sweetness and content which made
+him at the last say that he was as happy to be sick as to be well,
+will apply to him the words of his own poem in the first number of the
+<i>Dial</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Say not that Caesar was victorious,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; With toil and strife who stormed the House of Fame;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; In other sense this youth was glorious,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Himself a kingdom wheresoe'er he came."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His talk of the Indians left an impression entirely unlike that of the
+Cooper novel and the red man of the theatre. It was untouched by
+romance or sentimentality. It made them a grave, manly race,
+intimately familiar with nature, with a lofty scorn of feebleness. The
+sylvan shade and the leafy realm and Arden and pastoral poetry were
+wholly wanting in the picture he drew, quite as much as the theory
+that they are vermin to be exterminated as fast as possible. He said
+that the pioneers of civilization, as it is called, among the Indians
+are purveyors of every kind of mischief. We graft the sound native
+stock with a sour fruit, then denounce it bitterly and cut it down.
+What was most admirable in Daniel Boone, he said, was his Indian
+nature and sympathy; and the least admirable part was his hold, such
+as it was, upon civilization. He seemed to imply that if Boone could
+only have succeeded in becoming an Indian altogether, it would have
+been a truly memorable triumph. Thoreau acknowledged that the Indian
+was not only doomed, but, as he gravely said, damned, because his
+enemies were his historians; and he could only say, "Ah, if we lions
+had painted the picture!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The sylvan idea of Daniel Boone would probably have been very rudely
+shattered could he have been actually seen; and Thoreau's Indian was
+certainly not visible in the stories of men of his time who had passed
+weeks among the Indians upon the plains. The pioneers, like Boone, are
+not romantic; their life is a hard toil and struggle; they are
+ignorant, rude, and even repulsive. This is natural, because their
+real work is that of the subsoil plough and the harrow. They lay the
+strong foundations. Without them, no soft waving field of golden
+harvest, no velvet lawn, no Palladian villa, no flower of art and
+culture--in a word, no progress, as we call it--however the shade of
+Thoreau may implacably smile. So when the Lady Cavaliere whispered
+from under her beaded veil, "Don't speak of it, but I am tired to
+death of reformers," it was only the artist's impatience of the
+ploughman; it was Rupert and his men not only sneering at Praise God
+Bare-bones, and singing their mock prayer in the Lenten litany,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"That it may please thee to suppose<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Our actions are as good as those<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That gull the people through the nose,"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+but heartily believing Cromwell and his men to be canting hypocrites.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And yet the Lady Cavaliere is too well informed not to know that it
+was not the silken chivalry who planted the king's standard and
+defended it with all heroism, in whose praise the poets sang, who are
+still the heroes of romance, and whose life had the charm of grace and
+ease and accomplishment and <i>savoir faire</i>, that saved England and a
+great deal more. The lady has sauntered through the palaces where the
+Vandyck portrait of the king hangs upon the walls, the handsome,
+melancholy Stuart. She looked at it secretly, perhaps, with something
+of the same feeling that men think of the hapless Mary, as we call
+her. What a gentleman! how refined! how sad! how agreeable to the
+fancy! Yes, dear lady, and what a liar! how false-hearted! who would
+have had his own foolish way whatever happened to other men! He would
+have gratified your taste to the utmost; you would never have said
+under your breath, "How I hate reformers!" he would have, perhaps,
+carried your imagination and taste against your conscience and
+judgment. And it is for that very reason--because taste and
+imagination are so subtly seductive--that it is essential to challenge
+them. St. Anthony did not mind the devil as a dragon; but the devil as
+a siren--ah! how hard St. Anthony had to pray!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Change is apt to present itself first in its unhandsome aspect. You
+would much rather hear a lute in the moonlight upon the lawn, and
+behold! a coarse plough and a frightful harrow. Yet, so lutes and
+lawns begin. You like the smooth music of a silken court, the
+picturesque ceremony, the poetic tradition, the perfume, the splendor,
+and lo! a troop in jerkin pricking to the fray in horrible earnest,
+and blood, and ghastly wounds, and torture, and merciful death! Yet,
+so courts and ceremonies are instituted. One of the hardest battles
+that reform has to fight is this battle in the air--so to speak: this
+contest with taste and imagination that cling to the myriad-hued moss
+and the delicate vine fringe upon the ogre's castle, and that find the
+donjon so much more picturesque than the house.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A cause is seen through its pioneers, and taste and imagination are
+confused and confounded in the medium. A nature like Falkland's could
+not see liberty clearly even through John Pym--how much less through
+nasal psalm-singing butchers and brewers building a scaffold for the
+king. So, in our own time, the great question that so sorely rent us
+was seen by taste and imagination in the form of delicate,
+highly-cultured women, of a superficial tranquil elegance of society,
+of patriarchal tradition, of easy knowledge of the world, and the
+smooth habit of society upon the one hand; and upon the other, often
+in the form of a queer medley of grotesque people, each more
+extravagant than the other, and uttering the wildest sentiments in the
+most absurd rhetoric. The Lady Cavaliere has not forgotten that the
+last retreat of the doomed system was the salon and the boudoir, where
+taste is law, and where decorous immorality is not unwelcome.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By-and-by, when the reform is established and has become traditional,
+its pioneers become heroic and poetic. The Norman robber is then
+discovered to be a kind of blue-blooded gentleman, or at least the
+sturdy, aboriginal father of gentlemen. The rough and half-savage
+Boone is the ideal frontiersman, with a smack of Arden and the sylvan
+realm. And as for the coarse-toothed harrow--as my Lady Cavaliere sits
+upon the porch and sees the peacock unfolding his glory upon the soft,
+thick sward, do you see that my lady wears a delicate trinket around
+her swan neck, and lo! it is a harrow exquisitely wrought in gold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The feeling with which she breathed through her beaded veil her
+dislike of pioneer reformers is as old as human nature. But it was not
+the sigh of wisdom, but of weariness, in my lady. There is a certain
+insight even in gentle youth which does not recoil from the pioneer,
+and foresees the soft sward springing under the harrow as it tears the
+heavy clods. Those in whom youth abides never outgrow that precious
+insight and foresight. One such, not less fair than my Lady Cavaliere,
+of the most tranquil and undemonstrative behavior, has long been to
+how many good causes one of the most valuable and efficient friends.
+She has not cared that Daniel Boone should recede into poetic distance
+before he seemed to her a hero. In his cabin as he smoked, in the hard
+winter day as he felled the forest tree, in the rough, unhandsome
+experience of every hour, he has been to her the forerunner of
+refinement and plenty and ease. If taste and imagination shrink from
+the squalor of the frontier, she remembers the greater squalor and the
+darker tragedy of the city slum. If the long-haired, shambling, shrill
+fanatic upon the platform be a contemptuous jest to my Lady Cavaliere,
+this fairer lady remembers John clad in goat-skins and crying in the
+wilderness. I wish, she says, that mankind might sit at a sumptuous
+table, but I shall not scoff at the wooden spoon that feeds its
+hunger. She hangs one picture upon her wall: it is Christ sitting at
+meat with publicans and sinners. And so season after season, year
+after year, she carries her sympathy, her hope, her steady faith to
+all the pioneers. She is not a poet, but the world is to her
+enchanted. Under the sharp voice of the reformer she hears the music
+of the harmony which he discordantly foretells. With the distorted
+eyes of the ill-disciplined, ignorant enthusiast she beholds the
+symmetry of the future towards which he looks. In turn, the reformer
+and the enthusiast behold in her and vaguely comprehend the outward
+charm of beauty and grace and high condition which they blindly
+announce. It is as if Daniel Boone, shaggy and savage, suddenly saw
+his cabin and his rude clearing glorified: a stately, hospitable
+mansion, overlooking a placid landscape of rounded groves and blooming
+gardens and distant parks, murmuring with the song of birds and all
+domestic sounds. Her service to a good cause is more than eloquence,
+more than devotion--it is the perpetual presence of its ideal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There were plenty of Lords and Ladies Cavaliere who were tired to
+death of that solemn enthusiast and bore, Columbus. But when he saw
+the shore of San Salvador he must have recalled that he had long ago
+seen it in the patient faith of any unknown friend who had always
+hoped for him and believed with him. The Lady Cavaliere who thinks
+Daniel Boone in early Kentucky, or Christopher Columbus pacing the
+shore and ceaselessly looking westward, the most romantic of figures,
+does not know that she sneered at both when she whispered, "I am tired
+to death of reformers."
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="ix">HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+A man who is easily discouraged, who is not willing to put the good
+seed out of sight and wait for results, who desponds if he cannot
+obtain everything at once, and who thinks the human race lost if he is
+disappointed, will be very unhappy if he persists in taking a part in
+politics. There is no sphere in which self-deception is easier. A man
+with a restless personal ambition is very apt to believe his own
+purposes to be public ends, and he finds his party to be recreant to
+its principles if he fails to get what he wants. A young man comes
+from college carefully trained, with the taste for politics which
+belongs to the English race, and with the wish and hope to distinguish
+himself and to serve his country. He attaches himself to a party, and
+works for it in the usual way, waiting for his opportunity and his
+distinction. Gradually the gratification of his ambition becomes his
+test of the patriotic sincerity and wisdom of his party. He does not
+think that it is so. He does not state it to himself in that bald way.
+But he feels that he is the kind of man that his party ought to
+promote, that he has the capacity and the desire to be of use, and
+that if his party has not perceptions sharp enough to know its own
+best men, nor the wish to distinguish them by calling them to office,
+there is something deplorable in its condition.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am afraid," said a gentleman of this kind to the Easy Chair, "that
+my party is falling into bad hands. I see signs of corruption which
+seem to me very disheartening." He shook his head forebodingly. This
+gentleman did not conceal his opinion. He announced it freely, and the
+rumor came to the ears of the real managers of the party. They put
+their heads together, and presently the foreboding gentleman was
+called to a public position. Again the Easy Chair met him, and he said
+that the political prospect was very much more encouraging than he had
+ever known it to be. There was a spirit abroad, he thought, which
+would certainly lead to great results. Indeed, the clouds were gone,
+and the sun shone brightly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At another time another gentleman shook his head in the same way. He
+held a pleasant position, but he found that promotion was very slow,
+and he began to despond and to think the times sadly demoralized, and
+his party--at least he feared it--fatally mercenary. It was evidently
+indifferent to reform, and seemed to care little for the wishes of the
+people or the character of the country. He, too, shook his head with
+profound distrust of the future; and the Easy Chair fell into deep
+depression, and wondered whether, after all, a republican form of
+government might not be a failure. Before it was possible to say so
+conclusively, however, the Chair heard that his friend had decided to
+seek reform and the welfare of the race "under the banner" of the
+opposing party. And again, while considering whether all patriots
+ought not to follow so eminent an example, it learned that the
+desponding soul who had had the courage to face obloquy and change his
+party relations had only done so after prolonged and fruitless efforts
+to secure official place under his old party. Had he obtained it that
+party would still have seemed to him resolute, patriotic, and
+discerning, and he would have continued to serve his country in the
+association to which he had become accustomed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is no South American general who overthrows a government and
+enthrones himself as dictator upon the ruins who does not announce
+with imposing solemnity that the old system was intolerable, and that
+the interests of humanity and the country required him to do as he had
+done. Not one of them was ever known to declare that he had destroyed
+the old government because he wished to be the government himself. The
+two friends of the Easy Chair had sincerely sophisticated themselves,
+and identified their personal advantage and wishes with the public
+interest. If they had told the precise truth they would have said that
+they wanted office, and if they could not get it from one party they
+would try another. When a man is conscious of a strong desire and of
+great ability to serve the public, this kind of sophistication is
+easy. That which should make a generous man suspicious under such
+circumstances is that he confounds official position with public
+service. The latter, indeed, is in a sense a technical phrase; but a
+man may equally serve the public unofficially by taking his part in
+the necessary and disagreeable details of practical politics. If he
+will not do this he must share the responsibility of bad government.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet here, again, he must not be discouraged if his efforts appear to
+be abortive and the results ridiculous. The secret of a republic seems
+abstractly to be very simple, for it is merely that all good men shall
+act together and elect good officers. But good men cannot act together
+if they do not think together, and the best method of obtaining
+results which all desire is the very problem of politics. All good men
+cannot act together, therefore, because good men differ. But even the
+good men who agree cannot easily and simply have their way, because
+political measures can be secured only by organization, and the
+organization, or the machine by which the result is to be attained,
+may very readily fall into crafty or corrupt hands, which will use the
+sincerity and pure purpose of better men to serve base and mercenary
+ends. The first of the two friends of the Easy Chair was used in this
+manner. He was sincere and pure, but he was vain, and therefore weak,
+and the clever managers hit him in the heel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Again, a man may be wholly free of weakness or vanity, and, without
+the least personal wish or ambition in public life, may take part in
+politics solely from a commanding sense of duty, and yet find himself
+and his efforts not only unavailing for his own purposes, but
+ludicrously and hopelessly perverted to serve those of others.
+Honestus was such a man: in the truest sense a patriot in feeling, yet
+he confessed that he had hitherto neglected his political duties, but
+declared that henceforth he would lose no opportunity of correcting
+his conduct. He saw with joy the notice of an approaching primary
+meeting, and when the evening arrived he hastened to the hall with the
+pleasing consciousness that he was discharging a great public duty. He
+reached the hall, and was heartily welcomed by the observant managers,
+whom, had Titbottom's spectacles been at hand, he would have seen to
+be foxes--at least. They were very glad indeed to see Honestus and men
+like him engaging in politics. They saw in that fact the augury of a
+better day. It was a peculiar pleasure to co-operate with him, and
+they trusted that this was but the beginning of a good habit upon his
+part. Honestus could not help thinking how easy it was to exaggerate,
+and to suppose men to be a great deal worse than they are, and
+wondered that he had never before taken the trouble--or, rather,
+fulfilled the duty--of attending the primary meeting.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The proceedings began, and he was exceedingly interested. Officers
+were appointed, and it was evident from their speeches that nothing
+but honesty and economy was to be sought, and only men of the most
+spotless character nominated. But it was necessary to have a committee
+upon nominations; and to his surprise and gratification Honestus heard
+his own name mentioned as one of the committee, and almost blushed as
+he was appointed its chairman. The committee was requested to
+withdraw, and to report the names of candidates as soon as possible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Honestus and his colleagues therefore retired to a dim
+passage-way--where, as he subsequently remarked, he should have been
+rather alarmed to meet either of them at night and alone--and business
+began. Various names were mentioned, of which, unfortunately, Honestus
+had never heard one; and at length one of the most positive of the
+committee said, emphatically, that, upon the whole, Sly was the very
+man for the place. There was a general murmur of assent and
+satisfaction. Honestus heard on every side that it was "just the
+thing;" that Sly was "an A1 boy," and that he was "always there;" he
+was also "square," and "right up to the line;" and by common consent
+Sly seemed to be the Heaven-appointed candidate.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rather disturbed by his total ignorance of this conspicuous public
+character, Honestus turned to his neighbor and said, guardedly, with
+the air of a man who was musing upon Sly's qualifications, "Oh,
+Sly--Sly?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes," said his neighbor, "Sly."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Certainly," replied Honestus; "certainly. But--who--is--Sly?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His neighbor looked at him for a moment, and repeated the question in
+a tone of incredulity--"<i>Who is Sly?</i>"--as if he had said, Who is
+George Washington?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes; I don't think that I know him."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Don't know Sly?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, if you did know him, you'd know that he's just the man we want;
+bang up; made for it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh, is he?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You bet--A1."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well," said the member who had first announced that Sly was the very
+man for the place, "I suppose they'll be waiting. I nominate Sly as
+the candidate."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The chairman said yes, but that, unfortunately for himself, he did not
+know Mr. Sly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, you don't know anything against him, do you?" asked the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Certainly not."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, we all know him, and he is the very man. We ought to hurry."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Honestus put the question, and Sly was unanimously named as the
+candidate to be reported to the meeting by the chairman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The meeting was already stamping and clapping and calling for the
+committee, and the energetic mover of Sly said that it was necessary
+to go in right away. The committee made for the hall, and the chairman
+followed. He knew nothing of Sly nor of the people who had named him,
+and he knew nobody else whom he could propose for the place. Honestus
+felt very much as a leaf might feel upon the fall at Niagara, and in
+the next moment the chairman of the meeting was asking him if the
+committee were ready to report. The chairman of the committee bowed.
+The chairman of the meeting said that the report would now be made.
+Honestus stated that he was instructed to report the name of Sly. The
+meeting roared. There was some thumping by the chairman, and Honestus
+heard only the name of Sly and "by acclamation," and a whirlwind of
+calls upon "Sly!" "Sly!" "Speech!" "Speech!" The next moment Sly, with
+a large diamond pin, was upon the platform thanking and promising, and
+the meeting was stormily cheering and adjourning <i>sine die</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Honestus walked quietly home, perceiving that the result of his
+practical effort to discharge the primary duties of a citizen was that
+Sly, one of the most disreputable and dishonest of public sharks, had
+been nominated by a committee of which he was chairman, and that the
+whole weight of the name of Honestus was thrown upon the side of
+rascality with a diamond pin. And he reflected that in politics, as
+elsewhere, it is necessary to begin as early in preparation for action
+as the rascals.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet he did not lose his faith, nor suppose that popular government is
+a cheat and a snare, because he had been involuntarily made the
+instrument of knaves. Honestus understands that good government is one
+of the best things in the world, and he knows that good things of that
+kind are not cheap. He is willing to pay the price, and the price is
+the trouble to ascertain who Sly is, and the time to do his part in
+defeating Sly. For Honestus knows that if he does not rule, Sly will.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="x">THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS, 1871.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It was about fifteen years ago that Thalberg, who has just died only
+fifty-nine years old, was in this country. Jenny Lind had been here
+some years earlier, and Alboni and Grisi a little later, and
+Vieuxtemps and Sivori and Ole Bull a dozen years before. Jullien, with
+his monster orchestra, had given monstrous concerts in the monstrous
+hall of Castle Garden, and many a musician of less fame had come to
+try his fortune. But we had had neither of the acknowledged masters of
+the piano, the founders of the modern school of playing--Liszt and
+Thalberg. Liszt, spoiled and capricious, played very seldom. Chopin,
+more a composer than a performer, we in America had never supposed
+would cross the sea: so sensitive, so delicate, so shadowy, his life
+seemed to exhale, a passionate sigh of music. In the stormy,
+blood-soaked, ruined Paris of to-day it is not easy to imagine those
+evenings at the Prince Czartoryski's, when Chopin played in the
+moonlight the mazurkas and polonaises and waltzes which moonlight or
+dreams seem often to have inspired, but through which the proud
+movement of the old Polish dance and song triumphantly rings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In George Sand's <i>Letters of a Traveller</i> Chopin also appears, but
+sadly and hopelessly. What Xavier de Maistre says of the Fornarina and
+Raphael is the undertone of all the passages of the book that speak of
+Chopin--"She loved her love more than her lover." Then came the burial
+at the Madeleine, with his own funeral march beating time to his
+grave. The mere pianist who had aroused the most enthusiasm in this
+country was Leopold de Meyer, who came more than twenty years ago. His
+was a blithe, exhilarating style. There was a grotesque little plaster
+cast of him in the shop-windows at the time, representing him
+crouching over the instrument, with enormous hands spread upon the
+keyboard, and his fat knees crowding in to cover all the rest of the
+space. It was slam-bang playing, but so skilful, and with such a
+tickling melody, that it was irresistibly popular. His "Marche
+Marocaine," a brilliant <i>tour de force</i>, was always sure to captivate
+the audience; and his success was indisputable.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+De Meyer's concerts were sometimes given in the old Tabernacle in
+Broadway, near Leonard Street, the circular church which for so many
+years was the chief public hall in the city. The platform was almost
+in the centre, and the aisles radiated from it. The galleries went
+quite around the building, and, except for the huge columns which
+supported a dome, it was convenient both for hearing and seeing. Here
+were some of the great antislavery meetings in the hottest days of the
+agitation. The anniversaries were held here, and it was the scene of
+all popular lectures and of concerts. A few blocks above, upon
+Broadway, near Canal Street, was the old Apollo Hall, where the first
+Philharmonic concerts took place. In those early days of the German
+music--days which followed the City Hotel epoch and the Garcia
+opera--people were so unaccustomed to the proprieties of the
+concert-room that the Easy Chair has even known some persons to
+whisper and giggle during the performance of the finest symphonies of
+Beethoven and Mozart, and so excessively rude as to rustle out of the
+hall before the last piece was ended.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Upon one such occasion it said to its neighbor, as they were coming
+out:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It is a pity such ill-mannered people should thrust themselves among
+ladies and gentlemen."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Ill-mannered!" quoth its neighbor; "I assure you they are carriage
+company from the neighborhood of Union Square."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In these days of universal respectful attention at the Philharmonic
+concerts it is but a curious reminiscence of long-passed boorishness,
+this of persons who whispered and giggled, and rustled out before the
+end, at concerts, to the disturbance of all mannerly people.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the city grew the concerts came up-town, and were for some time
+given at Niblo's concert-room. But, wherever they were, one person was
+for many years constantly familiar, sometimes as general director,
+sometimes as pianist to accompany singing, always modest, courteous,
+and efficient, a man widely and most kindly remembered--Henry C. Timm.
+Like most of our musical benefactors, he was a German, and gave
+lessons in piano-playing. He was not one of the great virtuosos, but
+his touch was delicate and nimble, and he had a sincere love of his
+art. Often and often, at a house always pleasant from that
+reminiscence, with the consent of parent and pupil, and to his own
+great delight, the hour designed for the scholar's scales and
+exercises was given to the master's playing. He was fond of Weber's
+"Invitation to the Waltz," and he played it with force and precision
+and the utmost delicacy. Mr. Timm had a pale, smooth, sharp face, a
+rather prim manner, and a quick, modest gait. He was most
+simple-hearted, and loved a joke; and his fun was all the more
+effective from his very sober face and his lisp. It was his wife who
+was long the most efficient actress at Mitchell's old Olympic in the
+palmy days of burlesque.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was at Niblo's that Thalberg played. Many of the virtuosos had
+been--like De Meyer--so extravagant in their action, and so evidently
+what we now call "sensational," that there was great curiosity to see
+the master whose name had been familiar since 1830, and famous since
+1835, when he first played in Paris. The comparative estimate of the
+two men, Liszt and Thalberg, was that the former was a player of
+eccentric genius, the latter of consummate talent: a judgment which is
+very apt to spring from a superficial theory that eccentricity is the
+signet of genius. The long hair, the wild aspect of Paganini, did much
+to confirm this feeling.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the concerts of Thalberg there were some preliminary performances,
+and then a gentleman with side whiskers and no mustache,
+unostentatiously dressed, entered upon the platform. His manner was
+grave and tranquil, and he bowed respectfully as he seated himself at
+the instrument. Immediately, without a flourish or grimace, steadily
+and calmly watching the audience, he touched the piano, and it began
+to sing. There was no pounding, no muscular contortion. Nothing but
+his hands seemed to be engaged, and apparently without effort they
+exhausted the whole force of the instrument. It was in every respect
+except its great effectiveness the reverse of De Meyer's playing. The
+effect, indeed, was astonishing. When the player arose, as quietly and
+gravely as he had seated himself, there was a tumult of applause, to
+which he bowed and tranquilly withdrew.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The characteristic of his style is well known. It was a series of
+harmonious combinations of all the resources of the key-board, through
+which the melody was clearly articulated. It was by study and by long
+practice only that he carried this method to its perfection. Thus in
+one of his great fantasias, that from Mozart's "Don Giovanni," the
+sentiment of the whole opera was reproduced. Perhaps you do not admire
+brilliant variations upon a theme selected from the opera, but in this
+performance you are affected by the passionate movement of the entire
+work. It is a wonderful epitome. The same respect which he showed for
+his audience and for himself, and which made him always a
+self-possessed gentleman, he also had for his instrument. De Meyer
+seemed to suppose that the full range and power of the piano could not
+be developed except by grotesque methods. Other players treat it as if
+impatient of its limitations, and resolved to make an orchestra of a
+feeble key-board. But Thalberg instinctively apprehended the character
+of the instrument, and respected its limitations as well as its
+powers, and knew that its utmost resource was attainable by skilled
+motion rather than by brute force. Therefore he played with his hands,
+and not with his knees and his body. But the force of his fingers was
+magical, and the volume of sound that followed was as great as any
+player evoked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thalberg was a player only, and not, in the sense of Chopin, a
+composer. What are called his compositions are arrangements and
+adaptations of themes from operas treated to develop them with all the
+richness of the instrument. The originality is in the method of
+instrumentation, and in this he was original, and is really the
+founder of the present piano school. As a player his characteristic
+was the cantabile--the singing quality; and this he had beyond all
+players. The flowing sweetness of his style is indescribable. There
+were many, indeed, who complained of a want of fire, and denied him
+that passion without which no work of art is perfect. But it was
+impossible to hear him play his fantasia from "Don Giovanni," for
+instance, without perceiving all the passion of the original. Mozart
+was not lost under his hands. And the impression of coldness was
+largely due, doubtless, to the tranquillity and propriety of his
+appearance and manner.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most generally popular of his successors at the piano in this
+country was undoubtedly Gottschalk, who was here quite as early as
+Thalberg, whose fame eclipsed all others. Upon his arrival Gottschalk
+played privately at a small party. He was a foreign-looking youth,
+with a peculiarly dull eye, and taciturn, but he was familiar with
+every kind of music. When he was asked he played Chopin, and with
+great skill. But his chief successes were his West Indian melodies,
+which were full of picturesque suggestion. His execution was rapid,
+brilliant, and forcible, but a great deal of his playing was too
+evidently <i>tours de force</i>. It was always interesting to watch his
+audience, when, upon being recalled, he began one of the West Indian
+strains. There was a minor monotonous theme in them which fascinated
+the listeners. They heard the beat of the tambourine, and saw the
+movement of the dance, and with them all the characteristic scenery
+and association of the tropics filled their imaginations. The languid
+grace, the rich indolence, the gay profusion of the lands where the
+banana grows, they felt and saw.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+How many admirable players and singers have come among us! And when,
+as now, one drops through the bridge of Mirza, a host of Easy Chairs
+pause for a moment to remember how many there were, and to delight in
+thinking how many more there will be. Once it was the sailor who
+crossed the sea to find El Dorado and Cathay, now it is the artist who
+follows in the fascinating quest. But sailor and artist seeking gold
+in far countries, like the pollen-powdered bee sucking honey in the
+flowers, bring as rare a treasure as they find.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xi">URBS AND RUS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Tibs, who has an observing eye for many aspects of life, lately
+informed the Easy Chair of his conclusion that there are some serious
+objections to a suburban residence. This is a subject in which so many
+intelligent and judicious readers of these pages are interested, that
+the Easy Chair could not be indifferent to Mr. Tibs's conclusions. The
+population which "sleeps out of town," which goes and comes daily to
+and from the neighborhood of every great city in every part of the
+country, is immense and increasing, and it has always rather an air of
+lofty sympathy and pity for those who still cling to the "sweet
+seclusion of streets." This is the more observable and amusing because
+the denizens of town upon their part assume that their fellow-creatures
+who resort to the country as a residence are mainly impelled by
+motives of economy. For who would live out of town if he could live
+comfortably in it?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You must find it very annoying to be tied to exact hours of trains
+and boats," says Urbs to Rus, "and it is not the pleasantest thing in
+the world to be obliged to pick your way through the river streets to
+the ferry, or wait at stations. However, you probably calculated the
+waste of time and the trouble before you decided to live in Frogtown."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Every choice has its inconveniences, undoubtedly," responds Rus, "but
+I concluded that I preferred fresh air for my children to the
+atmosphere of sewers and gas factories, and I have a prejudice for
+breakfasting by sunlight rather than by gas. Then my wife enjoys the
+singing of birds in the morning more than the cry of the milkman, and
+the silence at night secures a sweeter sleep than the rattle of the
+horse-cars. It is true that we have no brick block opposite, and no
+windows of houses behind commanding our own. But to set off such
+deprivations there are pleasant hills and wooded slopes and gardens.
+They are not sidewalks, to be sure, but they satisfy us."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes, yes; I see," says Urbs. "We are more to be pitied than I
+thought. If we must go out in the evening, we don't have the advantage
+of stumbling over hummocks and sinking in the mud or dust in the dark;
+we can only go dry-shod upon clean flagging abundantly lighted. Then
+we have nothing but Thomas's orchestra and the opera and the bright
+little theatre to console us for the loss of the frog and tree-toad
+concert and the tent-circus. Instead of plodding everywhere upon our
+own feet, which is so pleasant after running round upon them all day
+in town, we have nothing but cars and stages at hand to carry us to
+our own doors. I see clearly there are great disadvantages in city
+life. If a friend and his wife drop in suddenly in the evening or to
+dine, it is monstrously inconvenient to have an oyster-shop round the
+corner whence to improvise a supper or a dinner. It would be so much
+better to have nothing but the village grocery a mile or two away. The
+advantages are conspicuous. I wonder the entire population of the city
+doesn't go out to live in Frogtown."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rus always feels in secret that he is at a disadvantage so long as he
+must go to town every day to attend to his business. He reasons
+plausibly that the train or the boat is no more than the horse-car,
+and he proves conclusively that he can be at his office within half an
+hour of his friend who lives in Fiftieth Street. But his friend
+irritatingly replies that on pleasant mornings he prefers not to take
+the car. He walks down in the bright air and through the busy street.
+With twinkling and triumphant eyes he invites Rus to do the same.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rus gayly replies that the sun is quite as bright upon green fields as
+upon brick blocks or stone flagging, and the shifting panorama from
+the car window is a lovely picture. Urbs assents, and adds that the
+dust and cinders also give great zest to the enjoyment, and that
+dragging through tunnels is full of delight and beauty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the real sorrow that Rus feels has not yet been touched. It is the
+grief which Mr. Tibs has observed and confided to the Easy Chair. It
+haunts his happy hours with sad foreboding. He cannot look from his
+window but he sees it. He cannot celebrate the charms of country and
+suburban life but it seems to mock him. It turns his joy to ashes. He
+looks upon the wife of his bosom with anguish as he thinks of it. He
+gazes ruefully into his children's eyes; pretty innocents, they know
+naught of the impending blow. It is a Shadow, as Thackeray would have
+solemnly said, with Bulwerian impressiveness, which Pursues Him at Mid
+Day. It Awakens Him at Mid Night, and Says to Him, Sleep No More! What
+is it, do you ask? inquires Mr. Tibs, in his most startling manner.
+Brethren, 'tis the fell hand of improvement. That is it. It is that
+which harrows the suburban soul and destroys suburban peace. No man
+who lives in the neighborhood of the city, or in any little
+settlement, community, hamlet, thorp, village, or town which is
+occupied with people doing business in the city, but is exposed in his
+rural retirement, in his suburban home, to the ravages of improvement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are suburban neighborhoods of New York which are said to be
+subject to malaria, to fever and ague. It is false, as every denizen
+of Bay Ridge and Flushing knows. There are others which are alleged to
+be a prey to mosquitoes and chills. 'Tis a base fabrication, as every
+Staten Islander and dweller by the Newark marshes is ready to swear.
+It is notorious, and is established upon the very best authority,
+namely, that of the inhabitants of the districts themselves, that no
+shores are so salubrious as those of the bay of New York. Strict
+justice, indeed, demands--and to nothing so much as strict justice and
+truthfulness in these matters are the peaceful people of those shores
+devoted--strict justice and truth demand that it should not be denied
+that single, exceptional, but upon the whole sufficiently well
+attested cases of malarial trouble have been known. But they were
+always brought from abroad, probably from that losel Yankee-land from
+which most of the woe of New York has proceeded. While, therefore, it
+is a wanton calumny--and the corroboration of all suburban
+property-holders is invited to the statement--to assert that any
+portion of the neighborhood of New York, or of any other great city,
+let it be Philadelphia, Chicago, or St. Louis, Boston, Baltimore, or
+Savannah, is subject to malaria, or is otherwise than the true
+sanitarium of the continent, yet it must be owned with sorrow that
+every suburban region is infested with the spirit of improvement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Edwin and Angelina were married yesterday, and will devote their
+honey-moon to the quest of a place in which to build their permanent
+nest. They find it at last in the most delightful of suburban
+neighborhoods. They build the pretty cottage. They spread out smooth
+green lawns, and plant trees and shrubs, and hide themselves in
+flowers. They have made a sweet sylvan seclusion, in which they sit
+and smile at the eloquence of Urbs, who pities their exile and depicts
+the charm of streets. Streets are charming, respond Edwin and Angelina
+in connubial chorus, but we will have none of them. Fond, foolish
+pair! For even at that moment the desolating spirit of improvement is
+staking out a street across their most emerald lawn and through their
+most sacred grove; their trees and flowers and turf are doomed, and
+their seclusion is to be turned into a dusty highway.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suburban improvement is the ruthless devastator of home. There is no
+remedy. To oppose the ruin of the place which you have carefully made,
+which has grown around you in increasing beauty with the growth and
+development of your family, which is associated with all that is
+happiest in your life, and which is in some sort the flowering and
+expression of yourself, is to be derided as withstanding the public
+benefit and the advantage of those less fortunate than yourself. The
+instinct of protecting the home that you have made is denounced as
+sentimental selfishness, and the law steps forward, cuts down your
+trees, plows up your lawn, lays a gutter under your window, destroys
+your home, and hands you some dollars for what it calls compensation,
+or demands them for what it styles improvement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I am of opinion, therefore, says Mr. Tibs, and the Easy Chair commends
+the reflection to those intending matrimony and thinking of a country
+home, that there are some serious objections to a suburban residence.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xii">RIP VAN WINKLE.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Going the other evening to see "Rip Van Winkle," the old question of
+its moral naturally came up, and Portia warmly asserted that it was
+shameful to bring young children to see a play in which the exquisite
+skill of Jefferson threw a glamour upon the sorriest vice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"See," she said, "the earnest, tearful interest with which these boys
+and girls near us hang upon the story. The charm to them of the scene
+and of the acting is indescribable. Do you suppose they can escape the
+effect? All their sympathy is kindled for the good-natured and
+good-for-nothing reprobate, and when Gretchen turns him out into the
+night and the storm, they cannot help feeling that it is she, not he,
+who has ruined the home, and that the drunken vagabond, who has just
+made his endearments the cover of deception, is really the victim of a
+virago. And when he returns, old and decrepit, and, we might hope,
+purged of that fatal appetite which has worked all the woe, it is his
+old victim, the woman whose youth his evil habits ruined, and who, in
+consequence of those habits was driven into the power of the
+tormentor, Derrick von Beekman, who hands him 'the cup that shall be
+death in tasting,' as if it were she, and not he, who had been
+properly chastened and converted from the fatal error of supposing
+that drunkenness is not a good thing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No, no," said Portia, indignantly and eloquently, raising her voice
+to that degree that the Easy Chair feared to hear the appalling "'sh!
+'sh!" of the disturbed neighbors; "it is a grossly immoral spectacle,
+and the subtler and more fascinating the genius of Mr. Jefferson in
+the representation, the more deadly is the effect."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The drop had just fallen, and the scene on the mountains was about to
+open. The house had been darkened, and as the clear, quiet, unforced
+tone of Rip, yielding, not remonstrating, to the doom that we all knew
+and he did not, fell upon the hushed audience, the eyes of men and
+women were full of tears; while the orchestra murmured, <i>mezzo voce</i>,
+during the storm within and without the house, the tenderly pathetic
+melody of the "Lorelei:"
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"I know not what it presages,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This heart with sadness fraught;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; 'Tis a tale of the olden ages<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; That will not from my thought."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was not easy to find in the emotion of that moment a response to
+Portia's accusation of gross immorality. There was but a poetic figure
+in the mind--the sweet-natured, weak-willed, simple-hearted vagabond
+of the village and the mountain--touching the heart with pity, and, in
+the drunken scene, with sorrow. This figure excludes all the rest. Its
+symmetry and charm are the triumph of the play as acted. Now the
+immorality can not lie in the kindly feeling for the tippling
+vagabond, for that is natural and universal. Indeed, the same kind of
+weakness that leads to a habit of tippling belongs often to the most
+charming and attractive natures, and the representation of the fact
+upon the stage is not in itself immoral. The immorality must be found,
+if anywhere, as Portia insisted, in the charm with which vice is
+invested.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But is it so invested in this play? It used to be urged against
+Bulwer's early novels that they made scoundrels fascinating, and that
+boys after reading them would prefer rascals to honest men. If that
+had been the fact, the novels would have been justly open to that
+censure. But, tried by this standard, Rip Van Winkle, as Mr. Jefferson
+plays it, is far from an immoral play. The picture as he paints it is
+moral in the same sense that nature is moral. No man, shiftless, idle,
+and drunken, afraid to go home, ashamed before his children, without
+self-respect or the regard of others, however gentle and sweet, and
+however much a favorite with the boys and girls and animals he may be,
+is a man whose courses those boys will wish to imitate or who will
+make vice more tasteful to them. The pathos of the second part of the
+play, in which the change of age mingled with mystery is marvellously
+portrayed, is largely due to the consciousness that this melancholy
+end is all due to that woful beginning. The expulsion of Derrick and
+his nephew is nothing, the happiness of Meenie and her lover is
+nothing, the release of Gretchen is nothing, there is only a wasted
+old man, without companions, the long prime of whose life has been
+lost in unconsciousness, and who, suddenly awaking, looks at us
+pitifully from the edge of the grave.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By the most prosaic standards this should not seem to adorn vice with
+attraction. It is true that the spectator is more interested in Rip
+than in his wife, and that she is made a virago. But it is not his
+drunkenness that charms, and her virtue is at least severe. Indeed, if
+this performance is to be tried by this standard, the play must be
+regarded as a temperance mission. For temperance is to be inculcated
+upon the youthful spectators who sit near us not so much by stories
+and pictures of the furious brute who drives wife and children from a
+home made desolate by him, and who fly from him as from a demon, as by
+this simple, faithful showing of the kind-hearted loiterer who makes
+wretched a wife who yet loves him, and who denounces himself to the
+child that he loves. This is the fair view of it as a picture of
+ordinary human life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, as we look, the low wail of the sad music is in our ears, the
+scene changes to a weird world of faery, the story merges in a dream,
+and Rip Van Winkle smiles at us from a realm beyond the diocese of
+conscience. If conscience, indeed, will obtrude, conscience shall be
+satisfied. It is a sermon if you will, but if you will, also, it is a
+poem.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xiii">A CHINESE CRITIC.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair was agreeably surprised the other day by a call from a
+yellowish-visaged gentleman in a queue, who announced himself as of
+the family of Lien Chi Altangi, a name which the reader will recall as
+that of the Chinese philosopher and citizen of the world whose letters
+of observation in England were edited by Dr. Goldsmith. After the
+natural courtesies of such a meeting, and the Easy Chair's compliments
+upon the shrewdness and charm of his distinguished ancestor's
+observations, the Chinese gentleman fell into easy conversation, and
+was congratulated upon his singular familiarity with our language. He
+remarked that it was always an advantage to a traveller to know the
+language of the country, and he had no doubt that so travelling a
+people as the American were of the same opinion. "And as you travel
+over the world more generally than any other people," he said, "I
+presume that you are generally familiar with many languages." The Easy
+Chair bowed, and cleared its throat, and smiled, and said, "Oh
+yes--probably--undoubtedly."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yours is a very great country," the visitor politely returned, "and
+this city is indeed magnificent. It promises one day to rival Pekin,
+at least in extent and population. The pleasure of seeing your great
+men--the great men of so great a city, I mean--must be very unusual,
+and I should be infinitely your debtor if you would accompany me to
+your temple of civic greatness--your City Hall, as I understand you
+call it. Your popular institutions, as we are told in China, are
+intended to secure worthy governors of the people by the votes of the
+people themselves. It is exceedingly interesting, and I am very
+anxious to study the working of your institutions in your chief city."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair bowed and cleared its throat again, and answered that
+the study of the city was certainly very interesting, but without
+proffering to escort the travelling philosopher to the City Hall, it
+contented itself with remarking that ours is a very great country, and
+that its institutions are unequalled in the world.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have met no American who is not of that opinion," courteously
+returned the Chinese gentleman, "and I was pleased to see upon a visit
+to your Washington and Fulton markets a noble illustration of the
+generous and becoming manner in which such important parts of your
+municipal institutions are managed."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair answered that it was not that kind of institution which
+it had intended by its remark.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Possibly you allude to another great institution which I have
+visited," returned the traveller, with exquisite courtesy. "You justly
+pride yourself upon your advances in sanitary science, and I am a
+devout pilgrim seeking enlightenment. Judge, then, with what pleasure
+I saw your chief temple of the customs. What convenience and economy
+of arrangement! How singularly fitted for its purpose! You are indeed
+a great people. I passed into the main circular hall, and what purity
+of atmosphere, what admirable ventilation, what refreshing coolness
+and sweetness; it is, indeed, a sanitarium; nor can I wonder that you
+are proud of your progress and achievements in this science. But when
+I learned that the officers engaged in the public service in this
+temple, in the business of various accounts, and in determining the
+value of the products of the whole world, were appointed to the duty
+because of their zeal in providing candidates for offices and
+procuring votes for them, I was lost in admiration of institutions
+under which zealous shouting and running are evidence of skill to
+embroider muslin and to calculate interest. Truly you are a great
+people, and your institutions overflow with wisdom."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair bowed and smiled, but the precise terms of an
+appropriate reply did not suggest themselves, until, remembering what
+was due to its native land, it began: "There can, however, illustrious
+son of Lien Chi Altangi, be no doubt that we are a very great and
+superior people, and that we have a very just pity and contempt for
+all the unhappy victims of the effete despotisms and hoary empires of
+the older world--not that we believe the other continents to be
+actually older, for our own favored continent doubtless emerged first
+from chaos, but it is an expression which, with the generosity of our
+institutions, we are willing to tolerate."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I cannot deny your greatness," politely said the yellowish-visaged
+gentleman, "and far be it from me to question your superiority. It was
+but yesterday evening that I attended a social assembly which was
+described to me as a full-undress party, and as I entered and beheld
+many of the other sex, I was struck by the accuracy of the
+description. As I promenaded through the brilliant throng with one of
+the loveliest of your young persons of that sex, she said to me, with
+a bewitching smile, 'Dear Mr. Altangi, is it true that Chinese women
+squeeze their feet for beauty? How very funny!'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"She panted as she spoke, and I saw that her body was evidently
+incased in some kind of rigid and unyielding garment, and that her
+waist was surely not the waist of nature. I gazed as intently as
+decorum would permit--for I am but a student of cities and of men--and
+I was sure that my lovely companion's body was more cruelly compressed
+than the feet of my adorable countrywomen, and her panting breath was
+but evidence of the justice of my observation. I asked her with
+sympathy if I could not call some companion to relieve her, or, if the
+case were urgent, whether I could not myself offer succor. But she
+gazed at me as if I spoke a strange language, and smilingly asked my
+meaning.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"'Dear miss,' I said, 'are you not in great suffering?' 'Not at all,'
+she replied, and I paid homage to her heroism. 'I know not, dear miss,
+whether to admire more the greatness of your heroism or the generosity
+of your sympathy. While you are in torment yourself, your tender
+interest goes forth to my countrywomen in what you believe to be
+torture. Be comforted, dear miss; the anguish of a squeezed foot is
+not comparable to that of a waist so cruelly confined as yours, and
+the consequences, also, are not to be compared.' If human bodies in
+your great and happy country are made like ours in China, certainly,
+Mr. Easy Chair, I must acknowledge that in heroic endurance of the
+cruelty of fashion your country is indeed pre-eminent."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There seemed to be such a singular misapprehension upon the part of
+the courteous visitor that the Easy Chair was beginning again to
+explain--"Yes, but the indisputable superiority of our glorious
+country"--when the son of Altangi interrupted, with suavity:
+"Certainly. I was about to add that while my fair companion insisted
+that I should confess the pinching of the feet to be a heinous folly,
+if not, as she was plainly disposed to believe, a crime, my eye was
+arrested by another lightly and lowly draped figure of the same sex
+advancing towards us with an uncertain, hobbling step so like the gait
+of the lovely Chinese maidens of almond eyes that again I watched
+intently, and I saw that not only was this sylph drawn out of all
+natural form at the waist, but that she was attempting to walk in
+little shoes supported upon high pivots called heels under the centre
+of the feet. It was an ingenious combination of torture and
+helplessness, to which no social circle in my native land offers a
+parallel. It is a wonderful achievement, due, I have no doubt, Mr.
+Easy Chair, to the manifest superiority of your great country, and
+plainly a striking illustration of it. Yet it is interesting and
+touching that the maidens of your politer circles, gasping in pinched
+waists, and balancing and tottering on pivots under their shoes,
+should inquire with so amused an air about the squeezed feet of
+Chinese ladies. I pay you my compliments, Mr. Easy Chair, upon your
+extraordinary country." The urbanity of the visitor was perfect. The
+Easy Chair looked at his eyes to see if they twinkled, but they had
+only a bland regard; and as it was beginning again--"Nevertheless,
+sir, you will admit that the superiority of our institutions"--there
+seemed to be so positive an approach to twinkling in the Chinese eyes
+that the Easy Chair paused, smiled, and then said: "Worthy son of Lien
+Chi Altangi, thy words enlighten the mind, even as those of thy
+ancestor illuminated the minds of our fathers over the sea. By their
+light I read the meaning of the saying that in my youth I heard in the
+valleys of the Tyrol, 'Beyond the mountains there are men also.'"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xiv">HOLIDAY SAUNTERING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The richness and profusion and variety of the Christmas shops in a
+great city, the sack of the treasures of the whole earth, which
+furnish such splendid spoil, recall a remark of Buckle. He says that
+the history of the world shows enormous progress in all kinds of
+knowledge, in institutions, in commerce and manufactures, and in every
+pursuit of human activity, but not in knowledge of moral principle.
+The most ancient wisdom in morals is also the most modern. Time and
+the progress of civilization have added nothing to the demands of the
+conscience or to moral perception. The golden rule is an axiom of the
+most ancient wisdom.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These are bewildering speculations as we stroll along Fourteenth
+Street and loiter in Twenty-third Street, which, at the holiday
+season, have especially the aspect of a fair or a fascinating bazaar.
+The whole world is tributary to Santa Claus.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Nothing we see but means our good,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As our delight or as our treasure;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The whole is either our cupboard of food<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Or cabinet of pleasure."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Invention and science have put a girdle about the globe fitly to
+decorate Christmas. Diedrich Knickerbocker, in his cocked hat and
+flowered coat, had heard of Japan, perhaps, as a romance of Prester
+John. But it would have been a wilder romance for him to imagine his
+grandchildren dealing at the feast of St. Nicholas with Japanese
+merchants in Japanese shops upon the soil of his own Manhattan and on
+the very road to Tappan Zee. Hendrik Hudson might have been reasonably
+expected to run down from the Catskills with a picked crew to vend
+Hollands for the great feast. But Cipango--!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yes; we have subdued distance, we are plucking out even the heart of
+Africa. As the streets of Bokhara when the fairs were held were piled
+with the stuffs of many a province and thronged by merchants of every
+hue, so the streets of New York at Christmas show that we have taken
+the whole earth to drop into our Christmas stocking. The festival
+might be fitly celebrated by coming to the city merely to walk the
+streets and
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "view the manners of the town,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Happily the eye can appropriate all the treasures that it would be
+theft for the hand to touch.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Corydon, sauntering with Amaryllis, and staring with her at the
+wonderful windows, may be a prince by proxy. "Those pearls," he
+whispers, "the diver plunged into Oman's dark waters to find for you.
+They are so far on their way, adored Amaryllis. They have reached your
+eyes, if not yet your ears. Let me but be rich--and I expect at least
+five dollars for my first fee--let the world but discover that in me
+the Law, whose seat is the bosom of God, has a new Mansfield, another
+Marshall, and yonder pearls shall circle the virgin neck for which
+they were predestined. Or do you prefer the diamonds behind the next
+pane? Or shall Santa Claus sweetly capture both for you, one for state
+dress and splendor, one for days less rigorous, not of purple velvets
+and flowered brocades, but summer draperies of soft lace?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So the Marchioness and the gay Swiveller, with their happy gift of
+transforming a shred of lemon-peel and copious libations of pure water
+into nectar, might have walked the Christmas streets of New York as
+those of Ormus and of Ind. Lafayette, with the gold snuff-box in which
+the freedom of the city was presented to him, could not have been
+freer of it. The happy loiterers could see all the beautiful things,
+and what could they do more if they should buy them all? Like the kind
+people at Newport in the summer, who spare no vast expense to build
+noble houses and lay out exquisite grounds and drive in sumptuous
+carriages and wear clothes so fine and take pains so costly and
+elaborate to please the idle loiterer of a day, who gazes from the
+street-car or the omnibus or the sidewalk, so the good holiday
+merchants present the enchanting spectacle of their treasures freely
+to every penniless saunterer, but for the same enjoyment they demand
+of the rich an enormous price. The poor rich must bear also all the
+responsibility of possession and care, and cannot be secured against
+theft or loss.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The splendid streets beguile us from our question. In the brilliant
+bazaars we are recalling the New York of silence and solitary woods
+and roving Indians--the New York that the Dutch settlers bought from
+the Indians for twenty-four dollars, and which is now the city that we
+behold, the metropolis of the State of which Mr. Draper, its
+Superintendent of Public Instruction, asks, "Who shall say that these
+six millions of people are not better housed, better fed, better
+clothed, more generally educated, more active in affairs, better
+equipped for self-government than any other entire people numbering
+six millions, unless it be other citizens of our own country,
+surrounded by the same circumstances and conditions?" Not the Easy
+Chair, certainly. On the contrary, it says Amen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But is Buckle right? Are the six millions as much better morally than
+the first six millions of their white ancestors upon the continent, as
+they are better clothed, better educated, and better housed? Are they
+only materially better? Have they better poets, better artists, than
+the Greeks, than Dante, than Shakespeare, than Raphael and Michael
+Angelo? Have they wiser men than Plato, Aristotle, Bacon? Have they
+higher standards of conduct than those of Confucius and the Hindoos? A
+hundred years ago the pilgrim was sometimes a week travelling to
+Albany with great discomfort. To-day we travel thither in three hours
+with incredible ease and luxury. Do we find more public virtue when we
+get there? Comfort, knowledge, opportunity, resources, are multiplied
+a thousandfold. Schools, libraries, museums, societies, appliances,
+have sprung in a night, like Jack's bean-stalk, to a towering height.
+Have they brought us nearer heaven? Are we more truthful, more
+upright, manlier men? In a world where mechanical invention and
+victories over time and space were of no importance, but where moral
+qualities alone availed, should we men of the end of the nineteenth
+century stand any better chance than those of the beginning of the
+ninth?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That is the queer question which Santa Claus insists upon dropping
+into the stockings that hang by this Christmas hearth. He calls it a
+Christmas nut to crack. The old fellow chuckles as he thinks of it
+while he rides through the frosty starlight. "My children," he laughs,
+"what is the difference between six dozen dozen and half a dozen
+dozen?" While he asks and chuckles, the old fellow is himself an
+answer. He did not invent gifts. But he symbolizes universal giving.
+The moral law may be as old as man, but the demand and disposition for
+the general application of that law to actual life increase with every
+century. The moral law was the same when Howard revealed the horrors
+of prisons that it is now when modern philanthropy has purged and
+purified them. "The sense of duty," said Webster, in his greatest
+criminal argument, "pursues us ever." But it pursues us more
+effectively with the return of every Christmas.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If there be no larger knowledge of the moral law there is a more
+universal sense of moral obligation. Those pearls of Oman which
+Corydon designs for Amaryllis would not have adorned so noble a woman
+had they circled the neck of the Paphian Venus or Helen of Troy.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xv">WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD. 1881.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The great Commencement event of the Summer was Wendell Phillips's
+oration at the centennial anniversary of the venerable Phi Beta Kappa
+at Cambridge. It was also the semi-centenary of the orator's
+graduation at Harvard, and there was great anticipation, not only
+because Mr. Phillips is now in many ways the first orator of his time,
+but because his <i>alma mater</i> has not sympathized with his career. On
+the day before, which was Commencement-day, there was general wonder
+among the Harvard men of all years whether the orator would regard the
+amenities of the occasion, and pour out his music and his wit upon
+some purely literary theme, or seize his venerable mother by the hair,
+and gracefully twist it out with a smile.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I hope," uneasily said a distinguished alumnus of Harvard to the Easy
+Chair, "I hope he will not forget that he is a gentleman."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He has never yet forgotten it," replied the Easy Chair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The morning was beautiful--a sweet, fresh, brilliant June morning--and
+there was a great assembly in the grounds of the university. The usual
+Phi Beta Kappa attendance is not large. The celebration occurs on the
+last day of prolonged college festivities, and the number of members
+of the society is limited; nor, in fact, has it a real existence
+except on the day of its oration and poem and dinner. This year,
+however, the centenary of Harvard, from which all the other chapters,
+except the parent chapter at William and Mary, have proceeded, had
+drawn delegations from seventeen other colleges. The pink and blue
+ribbon, which has replaced the square gold watch-key of other days,
+fluttered at every button-hole, and with pealing music leading the
+way, the long, long procession--a Phi Beta Kappa procession such as
+perhaps Harvard never saw before--wound under the imposing buildings
+towards the beautiful college hall, the Sanders Theatre.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A great college day is always a feast of memory. As the music swelled
+and the procession moved, the air was full of visions of forms long
+vanished, of voices forever silent. To the Phi Beta Kappa memory in
+Cambridge, however, three of the society's famous days returned.
+First, that 26th of August, 1824, when Edward Everett delivered the
+oration, which closed with the apostrophe to Lafayette, sitting upon
+the platform in the old meetinghouse, which stood, we believe, where
+Gore Hall now stands. It is the college tradition that the audience
+rose in enthusiasm with the last words of the orator: "Welcome, thrice
+welcome, to our shores, and whithersoever throughout the limits of the
+continent your course shall take you, the ear that hears you shall
+bless you, the eye that sees you shall bear witness to you, and every
+tongue exclaim with heart-felt joy, Welcome, welcome, Lafayette!" and
+that Lafayette himself, not clearly apprehending the drift of the
+peroration, and swept on by sympathy, eagerly applauded with the
+excited throng. Second, that 31st of August, 1837, when Ralph Waldo
+Emerson read the remarkable discourse to whose calm, wise, and
+thrilling words the hearts of men who were young then still vibrate,
+and to which their lives have responded; and third, the day in 1836
+when Oliver Wendell Holmes read his poem, "A Metrical Essay," which is
+the traditional Phi Beta Kappa poem, as Everett's and Emerson's are
+the traditional orations. Richard H. Dana, Jr., calls Everett's
+discourse the first of a kind of which since then there have been
+brilliant illustrations, the rhetorical, literary, historical, and
+political essay blended in one, and made captivating by every charm of
+oratory.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the procession has reached the theatre, in which already there are
+ladies seated, and in a few moments the building is filled with an
+audience to which any orator would be proud to speak. There is music
+as the audience rustles and murmurs into its place with eager
+expectation. Then there is a prayer. Then Mr. Choate, the president of
+the day, with his customary felicity and sparkling banter, speaks of
+the origin of the ancient and mysterious brotherhood. "And now," he
+says, in ending, "I introduce to you him who, whenever and wherever he
+speaks, is the orator of the day." Mr. Phillips rises, and buttons his
+frock-coat across his white waistcoat as he moves to the front of the
+platform. Seen from the theatre, his hair is gray, and his face looks
+older, but there is the same patrician air; and with the familiar
+tranquillity and colloquial ease he begins to speak.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He spoke perhaps for two hours, perhaps for half an hour. But there
+was no sense of the lapse of time. His voice was somewhat less strong,
+but it had all the old force and the old music. He was in constant
+action, but never vehement, never declamatory in tone, walking often
+to and fro, every gesture expressive, art perfectly concealing art. It
+was all melody and grace and magic, all wit and paradox and power. The
+apt quotation, the fine metaphor, the careful accumulation of
+intensive epithet to point an audacious and startling assertion, the
+pathos, the humor. But why try to describe beauty? It was consummate
+art, and as noble a display of high oratory as any hearer or spectator
+had known.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is usually thought that there must be a great occasion for great
+oratory. Burke and Chatham upon the floor of Parliament plead for
+America against coercion; Adams and Otis and Patrick Henry in vast
+popular assemblies fire the colonial heart to resist aggression;
+Webster lays the corner-stone on Bunker Hill, or in the Senate unmasks
+secession in the guise of political abstraction; Everett must have the
+living Lafayette by his side. But here is an orator without an
+antagonist, with no measure to urge or oppose, whose simple theme upon
+a literary occasion is the public duty of the scholar. Yet he touches
+and stirs and inspires every listener; and as he quietly ends his
+discourse with a stanza of Lowell's that he has quoted a hundred times
+before, every hearer feels that it is a historic day, and that what he
+has seen and heard will be one of the traditions of Harvard and of Phi
+Beta Kappa.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It does not follow, because the audience was charmed, and overflowed
+with expressions of delight, that it therefore agreed. When an orator
+calls the French Revolution "the greatest, the most un-mixed, the most
+unstained and wholly perfect blessing Europe has had in modern times,
+unless, perhaps, we may possibly except the Reformation," there will
+be those who differ--who will grant the beneficent results of
+revolutions, as of wild storms of nature, but who will hesitate to
+call a movement of which the September days, the noyades, and the
+bloody fury of a brutal mob were incidents, the most unmixed and the
+most unstained of blessings. No American would lament the agitation
+for emancipation, to which the life of the orator has been devoted. It
+was a great blessing to the country and to humanity; but from the
+blood of Lovejoy to that of the last victim of the war on either side,
+it was not an unstained and unmixed blessing. There is, indeed, a
+sense in which "to gar kings know" that they have a joint in their
+necks may in itself be called an unstained political gain. But since
+historically the lesson is taught only by the cruel suffering of the
+innocent and the guilty together, it is, in fact, indelibly stained.
+"Ah!" said the most benignant of men, "it was a delightful discourse,
+but preposterous from beginning to end."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet its central idea, that it is the duty of educated men actively to
+lead the progress of their time, is incontestable. The orator, indeed,
+virtually arraigned his <i>alma mater</i> for moral hesitation and
+timidity. But a university lives in its children, and is judged by
+them; and surely the history of civil and religious liberty in this
+country from Samuel Adams, James Otis, and Joseph Warren down to
+Channing and Parker, to Charles Sumner and Wendell Phillips, and the
+brave boys of whom Memorial Hall is the monument, all of whom were
+sons of Harvard, does not show that the old university has not
+contributed her share of leadership.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Such answers, striking and trenchant and admirable, were perhaps made
+at the delightful dinner which followed the oration. Perhaps President
+Eliot promptly took up and threw back with eloquent energy the gage
+which had been thrown in the very face of the venerable mother by one
+of her eminent children, so illustrating that ample resource and
+sagacious firmness which have made his administration most efficient
+and memorable. Perhaps Dr. Holmes, whose felicitous genius overflowing
+in wit and music has long put the sparkling bead upon the Phi Beta
+Kappa goblet, recited the lines whose response was the gay laughter
+that rang through a pelting shower of rain far over the college
+grounds. Perhaps as "Auld Lang Syne" was sung with locked hands at the
+end of the dinner, if "Auld Lang Syne" is ever sung at Phi Beta Kappa
+dinners, there was a general feeling that the day had been a
+red-letter day for the university, and a white day in the recollection
+of all who had heard one of the most charming discourses that were
+ever delivered in the country, and had beheld a display of oratorical
+art which in this time, at least, cannot be surpassed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But of all this nothing can ever be known, because the feasts of Phi
+Beta Kappa are sealed with secrecy.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xvi">EASTER BONNETS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is not a great many years ago that, among Protestants in this
+country, Easter was mainly the festival of one denomination, and even
+within that denomination it was celebrated with comparatively little
+pomp. But now it is universal, especially in the larger towns and
+cities, and many churches decorate themselves with flowers, and
+observe with annually accumulating splendor the great feast of the
+immortal hope. The churches are filled with people. The music is
+elaborate, and it is elaborately advertised during the preceding week,
+and, by one of those odd coincidences which associate the most diverse
+things, it is on Easter-Day that the new spring bonnets of the ladies
+appear, and there is a delightful mingling of most diverse interests.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have observed," said an elderly gentleman, as he watched from the
+window of his club the pretty procession of new clothes winding
+churchward on Easter morning, "that some ladies of high fashion dress
+more and more elaborately as they advance in years, and as the sweet
+light of youth fades from their eyes it is replaced by a greater blaze
+of diamonds upon their persons."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the venerable Ambassador from Sennaar who spoke, and who was
+smiling pleasantly upon the cheerful scene.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"For myself," he continued, "I can recall nothing more enchanting in
+human form than the granddaughter of my old friend whom I went to see
+some years ago in Newport, and who bounded in at the open window from
+the garden on a perfect June morning--herself incarnate June--clad in
+a white muslin dress, her hair simply knotted behind, holding a rose
+in her hand, and with the loveliest rose in her cheeks. That young
+woman, a girl not yet twenty, now has girls of her own more than
+twenty. I wonder if she wears a very elaborate bonnet this Easter
+morning, and whether her dress is a mass of pleats and puffs and
+marvellous trimmings, which, when profusely extravagant upon the form
+of an elder woman, always remind me of signals of distress hung out
+upon a craft that is drifting far away from the enchanted isles of
+youth. Is it the instinctive effort to prolong the brilliancy of youth
+that induces the advancing woman to decorate herself so brightly? Is
+it the involuntary hope that she will really seem to be buoyant and
+gay of heart if only her dress be gay? As they go trooping by I mark
+that richly caparisoned dowager, and I recall the days when I was
+merely an attache of the embassy, and when in the modest parlor in
+Bond Street she sang:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"'I wadna walk in silk attire,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nor siller hae to spare,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Gin I must from my true love part,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nor think on Donald mair."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old gentleman from Sennaar is always permitted to have his own
+way, and he prattles on without interruption. If you don't care to
+listen, it is always easy to withdraw, and to look out at another
+window, and to make your own comments instead of heeding his.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But that was not exactly what I had in mind as I watched this pretty
+Easter procession," resumed the venerable Ambassador; "but the truth
+is that when I see a crowd of brightly dressed women, my mind
+scatters, as it were, and I am very apt not to hit my mark."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old gentleman smiled again. "All the fine spring bonnets of
+Easter-Sunday do not prove the youth of every face under them, and I
+wonder whether this splendid celebration of Easter means that you are
+a more religious people than in the plainer Easter days that I
+remember. Is the sincerity of religious feeling always in proportion
+to the magnificence of the ritual? If it be, you have become a deeply
+religious people, especially in your great city. We used to think at
+the legation in Rome that the people of that city were in danger of
+mistaking a punctual observance of religious ceremonies for religion.
+But you are so intelligent that you are, of course, in no such danger.
+I accept these beautiful flowers and this pretty procession of new
+bonnets as the proof of your religious progress."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Ambassador paused reflectively a moment, and then continued: "You
+send a great many missionaries to India and elsewhere. Is it because
+you have no work for them at home? In my country, my benighted and
+heathen Sennaar, we have a proverb that an ounce of practice is worth
+a pound of profession. In Rome, I say, we used to fear lest the
+people, with crossings and dippings and genuflections and repetitions
+of a long series of invocations and confessions and penance and many
+ceremonies, might come to confound these things with religion. But I
+suppose that this blossoming Easter, this solemn abstention from 'the
+German' in Lent, and this interest in draperies and postures, mean
+that you devote the same energy and time and care to studying how to
+help the helpless, how to console the suffering, how to teach poverty
+to hope and labor for its own relief. It means that the richly attired
+Christians who are walking in the most fashionable spring bonnets to
+church on Easter-Sunday have learned who is their neighbor, and what
+their duty is towards him, and are diligently doing it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Ambassador removed his eyeglasses, and turned to smile blandly
+upon the group of club-men near him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"This reflection," he continued, "makes me very happy, and fills me
+with reverence for a Christian people. For if you built superb
+churches in one street, and tolerated heathen squalor of soul and body
+in the next street, you would crucify Christianity. No, no: these
+sweet flowers of Easter are not symbols of your words, but of your
+work; not of your professions, but of your practice."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old gentleman resumed his glasses, and looked silently at the
+thronged street. How comfortable to believe with our venerable friend,
+and to perceive that the great increase in the beauty of the Easter
+commemoration is the fitting symbol of the corresponding increase in
+our religious faith and practice!
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xvii">JENNY LIND.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is many years ago that the Easy Chair, making the grand tour, was
+in Dresden, and saw in the newspaper that Jenny Lind, then in the
+first fulness of her fame, would sing for four nights in Berlin. It
+was in the autumn, and loitering along the Elbe and through the Saxon
+Switzerland was a very fascinating prospect. But the chance of hearing
+the Swedish Nightingale was more alluring than the Bastei and the
+lovely view from Konigstein, and at once the order of travel was
+interrupted, and the Easy Chair arrived eagerly in Berlin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Berlin of those days was still a city in which the student could
+live economically, and hear the lectures of great teachers upon the
+most reasonable terms. But the sole interest of the moment was the
+Northern singer, and upon reaching the hotel and making prompt
+inquiry, the Easy Chair learned that chairs for the Lind
+representations could be secured only at prices which were wholly
+unprecedented in the staid Hohenzollern capital. The exigency of the
+case, however, compelled the payment, and the Easy Chair devoted
+eighteen thaler, or nearly as many American dollars, to obtaining a
+seat to hear Jenny Lind for the first time. Never for such a sum was
+bought so rich a treasure of delightful and unfading recollections,
+always cheering and inspiring--an unwasting music which has murmured
+and echoed through a life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The scene was the Royal Opera-house. The audience was the finest
+society of the court; and even then the musical taste of Berlin, as if
+forecasting Wagner, used to sneer loftily at that of Vienna, where
+Flotow was about to produce "Martha," as a taste for <i>tanzmusik</i>. The
+opera was the "Sonnambula," and after the pretty opening choruses and
+dances, Amina came tripping to the front through the clustering
+villagers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She was an ideal peasant maiden, blooming and blithe and fair, of an
+indefinable simplicity and purity; the genuine peasant of the poetic
+world, not a fine lady of Marie Antoinette's Petit Trianon playing at
+rustic artlessness. The voice and the singing were but the natural
+expression of that charming maidenhood. The full volume, the touching
+sweetness of tone, the exquisite warble, the amazing skill and the
+marvellous execution, with the perfect ease and repose of consummate
+art, and the essential womanliness of the whole impression, were
+indisputable and supreme. To a person sensitive to music and of a
+certain ardor of temperament there could be no higher pleasure of the
+kind. Every such person who heard Jenny Lind in her prime, from 1847
+to 1852, whether in opera or concert, can recall no greater delight
+and satisfaction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Other famous singers charmed that happy time. But Jenny Lind,
+rivalling their art, went beyond them all in touching the heart with
+her personality. Certainly no public singer was ever more invested
+with a halo of domestic purity. When she stood with her hands quietly
+crossed before her and tranquilly sang "I know that my Redeemer
+liveth," the lofty fervor of the tone, the rapt exaltation of the
+woman, with the splendor of the vocalization, made the hearing an
+event, and left a memory as of a sublime religious function. This
+explains Jenny Lind's peculiar hold upon the mass of her audiences in
+this country, who were honest, sober, industrious, moral American men
+and women, to most of whom the opera was virtually an unknown, if not
+a forbidden, delight. Malibran had sung here in the freshness of her
+voice and charm; Caradori-Allan, Cinti-Damoreau, Alboni, Parepa, and
+other delightful singers followed her. Grisi came, too, but in her
+decline. Still others have ruled their hour. But in the general memory
+of the country Jenny Lind remains unequalled. There was the
+unquestionable quality in her song which made Mendelssohn say that
+such a musical genius appears but once in a century.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a pleasant little New York to which she came, but it thought
+itself a very important city. Fanny Ellsler had bewitched the town a
+few years before; and some graybeards and baldheads, now tottering in
+the sun upon Broadway, but then the golden youth of Manhattan, took
+the horses from the Bayadere's carriage and drew her in triumph to her
+hotel. Ole Bull, also, had come conquering out of the North like a
+young Viking, charming and subduing, and Vieuxtemps came also,
+disputing the palm. The town took sides. The virtuosi applauded
+Vieuxtemps as a true artist, and shrugged at Ole Bull as an eccentric
+player. If you whispered "Paganini?" they silently shrugged the more.
+Still the young Viking fascinated young and old. He played like the
+Pied Piper, and the entranced country danced after. But when Jenny
+Lind came, the welcome to the singer as yet unheard was more
+prodigious than that offered to any other European visitor except
+Dickens. It was managed, of course, by Barnum. It was advertising. But
+that was only until she sang. After that first evening at Castle
+Garden the delight advertised itself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this day, Wagner <i>consule</i>, of the eclipse of Italian opera, the
+programme of a Lind concert will perhaps win a glance of curiosity
+even from the lovers of "Tristan und Isolde," who follow with
+reverence in the parquette the mighty score of the trilogy upon the
+stage. Here, for instance, is the programme of a charitable concert of
+Jenny Lind's in Boston on Thursday evening, the both of October, 1850,
+just a month after her first concert in the country at Castle Garden
+in New York on the 11th of September. The programme is a pamphlet
+opening with four marvellous wood-cut likenesses of Jenny Lind, Jules
+Benedict, her conductor; Signor Belletti, the barytone, and Mr.
+Barnum. The words or each song in the original and in translation are
+printed upon separate pages, and the whole concludes with sketches of
+the lives of Jenny Lind, Signer Benedict, Signor Belletti--and Mr.
+Barnum. The selection of music comprises Beethoven's overture to
+"Egmont;" an air from the "Elijah," first time in America, sung by
+Jenny Lind; "Non piu andrai," from Mozart's "Nozze di Figaro," by
+Signor Belletti; piano solo, Mendelssohn's "Songs without Words," by
+Signor Benedict; and, for the first time in America also, "Und ob die
+Wolke," from "Der Freischutz," by Jenny Lind. This was the first part.
+The second part began with Reissiger's overture, "Die Felsenmuhle;"
+Signor Belletti then sang the "Piff Paff," from Meyerbeer's
+"Huguenots;" Jenny Lind followed with the "Come per me sereno," from
+the "Sonnambula," for the first time in America; then Belletti with
+the "Miei rampolli," from Rossini's "Cenerentola;" and the concert
+ended with the "Dalecarlian Melody" and the "Mountaineer's Song," both
+for the first time, by Jenny Lind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would be still possible even for the devoutest Wagnerian disciple
+to hear such a concert, perhaps, without leaving the hall in
+indignation, perhaps even without a protest. All the concerts were of
+uniform excellence, and the Easy Chair is a competent witness, at
+least so far as attendance is concerned, for it heard all of the Lind
+concerts in New York except the first. During the second season an
+unknown name appeared one evening upon the bill, which announced that
+Mr. Otto Goldschmidt, a young and unknown pianist, would play for the
+first time in this country. Tripler Hall, opposite Bond Street upon
+Broadway, was crowded as usual, and when Jenny Lind had withdrawn
+after singing one of her "numbers," a slight, dark-haired youth came
+upon the stage and seated himself at the piano. He was courteously
+greeted, and just as he was about to begin, the door opened quietly at
+the back of the stage, and Jenny Lind stood in full view of the
+audience tranquilly to listen. At a happy point in the performance she
+clapped heartily, and the whole house, following its lovely leader,
+burst into a storm of applause. The young man bowed to the audience
+and to "Miss Lind," and, as he ended, with more hand-clapping and a
+bright and kindly smile Jenny Lind vanished, having secured the
+success of Mr. Otto Goldschmidt. It was a pretty scene. Perhaps the
+<i>prima donna assoluta</i> recalled the famous brava-a-a-a of Lablache on
+her first evening at her Majesty's Opera-house in London, which
+satisfied England that she was a great singer, and confirmed her
+career. To the audience her friendly interest seemed the impulse of
+her kindly heart for a young neophyte in this profession. To Mr. Otto
+Goldschmidt--!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ole Bull returned to the country before Jenny Lind left it, and one
+evening, when she was staying at the Stevens House, in Broadway by the
+Bowling Green, she gave a dinner, and Ole Bull was among the guests.
+After dinner he seated himself at the piano, and running over the
+keys, struck into some wild minor chords, and began to sing Norwegian
+songs. They were of a singular melancholy, but very beautiful, and the
+company listened intently. Jenny Lind especially sat rapt in the
+music, until, after one of the songs, she rose quietly, and moving
+steadily across the floor as if carrying a jar of water upon her head
+and fearing to spill a drop, she pushed Ole Bull from his chair, and
+seating herself in his place at the piano, reproduced the entire song
+with exquisite pathos.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed, it was in these characteristic Northern songs, full of strange
+and romantic tenderness, and suggestive of solitary seas and wide,
+lonely horizons, of awful mountain heights and secluded valleys of
+sober and sequestered life, that her voice seemed most extraordinary
+and her skill most marvellous. Romantic singing, picturesque,
+mournful, weird, could go no further. She was the spirit of the North
+singing its hymn, and the audience sat enchanted under the melodious
+spell. A veteran, as he recalls those days, might well suspect that he
+is still enthralled by the magician's wand of youth, and that it is
+not fact, but only its rosy exaggeration, which he describes. But the
+contemporary records of that astonishing career remain, and they
+confirm his story. The prices paid for tickets, the enormous receipts,
+and the generous gifts in charity of Jenny Lind are not fables. Yet
+the glamour of youth has its part in all recollection of the days of
+splendor in the flower. Once when the Easy Chair was extolling the
+melodious Swede to a senior, the hearer listened patiently, with a
+remote look in his eyes, and replied at last, musingly, "Yes, but you
+should have heard Malibran."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The series of American concerts which began on the 11th of September,
+1850, at Castle Garden ended at the same place on the 24th of May,
+1852. The vast space was not well suited for singing, but the
+magnificent voice filled it completely, and in the fascinated silence
+of the immense throng every exquisite note of the singer was heard.
+She sang with evident feeling, and with responsive tenderness the
+audience listened. Every time that she appeared she carried a fresh
+bouquet, the sight of which gladdened some ardent young heart. But
+when at last she came forward to sing the farewell to America, for
+which Goldschmidt had composed the music, she bore in her hand a
+bouquet of white rose-buds, with a Maltese cross of deep carnations in
+the centre. This she held while for the last time in public she sang
+in America; and the young traveller who, five years before, had turned
+aside at Dresden to hear Jenny Lind in Berlin, alone in all that great
+audience at Castle Garden knew who had sent those flowers.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xviii">THE TOWN.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+In the city that we like to call the metropolis, the newspapers enable
+us to begin every day with the knowledge that yesterday Mr. and Mrs.
+A. entertained at dinner Messieurs and Mesdames B., C., D., E., F.,
+G., H., I., and J. And why is this precious knowledge imparted to us?
+Why are we not also taught what else they did during the day? Why do
+we learn nothing of Mr. and Mrs. Y. and Z., at the other end of the
+alphabet, in Baxter Street? For these good folks who are mentioned are
+in no way distinguished except for riches. If, indeed, they had done
+or said or written anything memorable, if they had painted fine
+pictures, or carved statues of mark, or designed noble buildings, or
+composed beautiful music; if they had effected humane reforms, had
+happily cheered or refined or enriched human life, or in any way had
+made the world better and men and women happier, the curiosity to hear
+of them, and to see them, and to read of their daily course of life,
+would be as intelligible as the pleasure in seeing the birthplace of
+Burns, or walking in Anne Hathaway's garden, or hearing of Abraham
+Lincoln, or seeing Washington's bedstead and sitting in his chair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But to read day after day in the paper, this golden domesday-book, the
+lists of rich people who ate terrapin together, or danced together in
+lace frills and white cravats afterwards, and to read it with avidity,
+is what might be done in some world of satire. But in a hard-working,
+sensible, Yankee world! You might say that nobody does read it, but
+the column of the newspaper which is devoted to this narrative,
+contrasted with the few paragraphs in which the important news from
+all parts of the globe is discussed, refutes you. The newspaper
+understands itself. It is a shrewd merchant who supplies the demand in
+the market.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But is there no other than a humiliating explanation of the fact? Is
+it only snobbishness, a mean admiration of mean things? Are we all
+essentially lackeys who love to wear a livery? Or is it not
+rather--all this interest in the small performances of those who, if
+distinguished for nothing else, are the distinguished favorites of
+fortune--the result of the ceaseless aspiration for a better
+condition, and the instinct of the imagination to decorate our lives
+with the vision of a fairer circumstance than our own, and to revenge
+the tyranny of fate by the hope of heaven? If the fine Titania could
+sing to Bottom,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mine ear is much enamored of thy note,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; ...<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful,"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+why should not our liberal fancy sing the same song to the Four
+Hundred? They may be deftly enchanted to our eyes if to no others, and
+to our view our Bottom also be translated.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not what they are, but what we believe them to be, of which we
+read in the newspaper. The poor sewing-girl, as she stitches her life
+away "in poverty, hunger, and dirt," seeing unconsciously the fairy
+texture and costly delicacy of the robe she fashions, follows it in
+fancy to the form which is to wear it, and which to that fancy must
+needs be that of a most lovely and most gracious woman, because none
+other would that soft splendor of raiment befit. The lofty and
+benignant lady must needs also mate with her kind, and move only among
+those "learn'd and fair and good as she." All the circumstance of life
+must conform, and amid light and perfume and music the unspeakable
+hours of such women, such men, glide by.--The girl's head droops. For
+one brief moment she dreams, and that charmed life is real.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a less degree, in our prosaic and plodding daily routine, we invest
+the life of the favorites of fortune with an ideal charm. It is, to
+our fond fancy, all that it might be. Those figures are not what
+Circe's wand might disclose. They are gods and goddesses feasting, and
+in happier moments we feign ourselves possible Ixions to be admitted
+to the celestial banquet. In the streets of the summer city their
+palaces are closed, their brilliant equipages are gone; they do not
+sparkle and murmur in their opera boxes, nor roll stately in slow
+lines along the trimmed avenues of the Park. But still the celestial
+life proceeds, a little out of sight, its lovely leisure brimmed with
+deeds becoming those who have no care but to do good and to
+transfigure their own fair fortune into a blessing for the world. We
+read the gross details of dress and dinner. But they remind us only
+more keenly of the ample resource, the boundless opportunity which our
+favorites of fortune enjoy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus, Orestes, we ponder the society column not because we are snobs,
+but because our imaginations take fire; the dry narrowness and hard
+conditions of our lives are soothed as we contemplate those who have
+no excuse not to be benefactors; and what they should be, our
+imaginations, benevolent to ourselves, assure us that they are.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xix">SARAH SHAW RUSSELL.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+There died lately a woman not known to the public, but whose loss to
+those who personally knew her can never be made good. The summer that
+shall come may bring as of old roses and violets, but the summer that
+is gone will never return. In the memory of all of us there are
+persons who seem to have revealed to us the best that we know and are;
+they are so lofty that we are raised, so noble that we are ennobled;
+so pure that we are purified. They are generally women whose lives are
+noiseless, who live at home, wives and mothers, without the ambition
+that spurs men to strive for renown, but their days are full of such
+richness of beautiful life that its fitting image is that finest
+flower of tropical luxuriance, the magnificent Victoria Regia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A nature so modest and simple, and a life so private that it seems
+almost a wrong to speak of them publicly, yet a character so firm and
+tranquil and self-possessed that if necessary it would have met
+without doubt or hesitation any form of martyrdom, can hardly be
+described without apparent exaggeration. She was born, in our familiar
+phrase, a lady, and from the beginning, throughout a long life, she
+was surrounded with perfect ease of circumstance. She was singularly
+beautiful in her youth, and to the close of her life she had the charm
+of personal loveliness. Her manner was direct and frank and cheerful,
+and with her perfect candor and vigorous good-sense it scattered the
+trivial and smirking artificialities of social intercourse as a clear
+wind from the north-west cools and refreshes the sultry languors of
+August. Early married to a man of the highest character and aims, and
+of that practical good-sense which makes ability most effective, she
+was in entire sympathy with his wise and humane interests, and thus in
+her family she was most fortunate and happy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet by beauty, wealth, position, and the natural possession of the
+prizes for which life is generally a struggle, she was wholly
+unspoiled. Her views of duty and of just human relations were so clear
+and true that she reinvigorated the conscience of all who knew her.
+She was curiously free from the little weaknesses which we
+instinctively excuse in ourselves and others, and although her
+absolute truthfulness necessarily but involuntarily rebuked us all, we
+could no more be angry than with our own consciences. The reproach was
+entirely involuntary. Never was a woman more tenderly tolerant of
+every honest difference, or more careful not to wound either by look
+or word or tone. Too true herself to suspect falsity in others, she
+was much too sensible to assume the part of Mentor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the great mental and moral activity of her generation she was
+instinctively liberal, and never questioned in others the complete
+soul-liberty, as Roger Williams called it, which she calmly and
+naturally maintained for herself. No reform could conceal from her its
+essential value as a high aspiration, a good impulse, if nothing more;
+and however grotesque and extravagant the reformer, she pierced his
+mask of eccentricity and welcomed the earnest seeker, bewildered and
+blinded though he might be. She judged speech and action by a
+remarkable intuition of right and wrong, and it was interesting to see
+how surely and smoothly she cut sophistry straight through to the
+truth which it muffled and distorted. Men and women she valued solely
+for their intrinsic worth, and never by conventional standards. A
+fugitive slave and the Prince of Wales would have been treated by her
+in a way which would have assured them both that the different
+circumstances of their condition did not obscure their equal humanity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To say this must not leave the impression that she was other than a
+lady of the simplest, most refined, and most unobtrusive but cordial
+manner. There must be no vision of a Lady Bountiful, or of a Lady of
+the Manor, or of any self-conscious personage whatever. But a stronger
+influence upon the lives with which she was brought in contact cannot
+well be conceived, nor the perennial hope and encouragement which her
+cheerful presence inspired. Domestic sorrows touched that strong and
+noble heart not to any vehement demonstration, but to a deeper faith
+and a sober serenity, which interpreted the poet's sense of "the still
+sad music of humanity." Courage, confidence, cheerfulness--these were
+the good angels that dwelt with her, and through her they breathed
+their benediction on all whom she loved or who personally knew her. As
+she lived in communion with great thoughts and the widest human
+sympathies, so that her life, like our stillest, harvest-ripening
+days, passed in sunny repose, so the end was peace. With no wasting
+malady, no long decay of faculty, she tranquilly slept.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is nothing that poets feign of women that was not justified by
+her. In thinking of her lofty life there is no need of excuse or
+allowance; for human nature, as it was never more unassuming or
+simple, was never greater and lovelier than in her. Beautiful and wise
+and brave and gentle and good, the thought of her is perpetual
+blessing.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xx">STREET MUSIC.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+A man grinding a hand-organ in the street is doubtless a sturdy beggar
+soliciting alms. A band of men blowing simultaneously into brass
+instruments, with a brazen pretence of making music, is probably like
+steam-whistles and church-bells and the cries of newspaper extras and
+of itinerant peddlers of many wares--a noisy nuisance. Yet the old
+cries of London, although doubtless strident and disturbing, have a
+certain romantic charm of association and tradition. Like the Tower
+and Billingsgate and Wapping Old Stairs, they were parts of very
+London, and London was less London when they ceased.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Were those old cries of the story-book, like the interpreted voices of
+the church-bells--
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kettles and pans,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Says the bell of St. Ann's;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Apples and lemons,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Says the bell of St. Clement's,"--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+altogether shameless and exasperating noises? Were they not the same
+voices that called Whittington to turn again? Was not the deep bay of
+St. Paul's heard when Nelson, the old sea-dog, died? Could the music
+of the bells be spared from the story of London more than that of the
+cries? Is the milkman who announces the arrival of the morning's milk
+with a "barbaric yawp," like that in which Mr. Whitman is supposed to
+celebrate his own personality, a sturdy beggar? He would certainly
+resent the imputation. He is a merchant who sells a desirable
+commodity. Shall he be adjudged a nuisance?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Signor Raffaello da Perugia, who produces opera airs upon a
+portable organ, with Don Whiskerando, who mounts with agility to the
+parlor window to receive the consideration in his feathered cap, is he
+not also a merchant who sells music to you in selected varieties, the
+latest popular songs and tunes of the theatre, the waltz of last
+year's ball-room? Must he be accounted a sturdy beggar because you
+happen not to be in immediate want of his wares? Or the band of which
+we were speaking, which arrives at the hour when the master of the
+house returns from his office, and performs a serenade of welcome as
+he greets the circle from which he has been absent since breakfast,
+shall it be denied the pleasure of heightening the pleasure of others?
+Are not the taxes of these Jem Baggses, these wandering minstrels, the
+"only rates uninvidious in the levy, ungrudged in the assessment?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Where the intent is so unequivocally kindly, is it not gross and
+unfeeling to suggest in the modest orchestra a questionable chord, a
+cracked reed, a cornet out of tune? Why so insistent, so scrupulously
+exigent? Are you never out of tune, good sir? Your chords, say in the
+domestic concert, are they always finely harmonious, and your own reed
+never cracked? Why so eager to cast the first stone? Yonder trombone
+may have its weaknesses--who of us, pray, is without? Has tolerance
+gone out with astrology? "He had his faults," said the Reverend Bland
+Sudds yesterday in a funeral discourse upon the Honorable Richard
+Turpin--"he had his faults, yes, for he was human." But if a man may
+falter, shall we not forgive to a trombone even a half-note? If Turpin
+may be respectfully lamented with indulgent hope, shall a hesitating
+horn be doomed to "the all-sweeping besom of societarian reformation?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While Eugenio was making the grand tour he loitered in Venice and
+lingered in Naples, wandering to Paestum, feasting in the orange
+groves of Sorrento, and penetrating the Blue Grotto at Capri. In
+Venice the songs of the country, in Naples the barcarolles, made his
+memory as he came away a thicket of singing-birds. Those ever-renewed
+snatches and remembered refrains of songs, Venetian and Neapolitan,
+like a sponge passed over a Giorgione, brought out the mellow richness
+of Italy, and as he paced Broadway and hummed a tender melody, he
+walked where Vittoria Colonna had trod, and heard the faint beat of
+oars upon moonlit Como. One morning, hard at work in his chamber,
+where only the confused roar of the city was audible, a strain rose
+high and clear above it all, with a soft, pathetic, penetrating
+urgency, "So' marinaro di questa marina," and, all else forgotten, he
+was once more rocking on Italian waters, and the red-capped
+fisher-boys filled the air with song.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He ran down, and into the street, and around the block, and, lo!
+Signor Raffaello was the fond magician. He was turning the crank of
+his heavy organ, and Don Whiskerando, feathered cap in hand, was
+climbing the balcony of the drawing-room windows, and Signor Raffaello
+was raising his eyes towards the upper windows to see if haply some
+child or nurse attended. Eugenio dropped more than a penny into the
+ready hand of the signore, and was gone before the swarthy magician
+could make out his benefactor. Eugenio gained his room, and with
+sympathetic intelligence the signore, playing out the College
+Hornpipe, once more touched the stop of "So' marinaro," and renewed
+the happy spell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not fine music, that of the hand-organ and the street bands; it
+is indeed too oft a cracked and spavined pleasure. Doubtless it is
+justly classified as one of the street noises, and street noises are
+probably nuisances to be abated. But strolling in the eastern quarters
+of the city, beyond the domain of the Academy and the Metropolitan
+Opera-house and the halls of Steinway and Chickering, have you never
+seen an eager and ragged little rabble happily watching Don
+Whiskerando, while their elders are plainly pleased for a moment with
+that tuneful noise? The fruit is not wholly sound, but it is far from
+rotten. The music is poor, but the pleasure is unquestionable.
+Possibly the "Gotterdammerung," and even Siegfried's "Tod," would pass
+these people unmarked, like the wind. They cannot hold those mighty
+measures. But they are receptive of these little tunes. In a life of
+not much enjoyment this brings them some pleasure. Shall it be stopped
+altogether? It is the business of these peddlers of tunes to wander.
+They will move on if you do not want them. But must they also move
+away from those who do want them?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If there be too much noise in the streets, might not some other form
+of noise have been first silenced than that of the street musicians?
+There are the factory whistles and the church-bells. For the necessity
+of the first something may be said. But the heavy clangor of the bells
+is doubtless more than a discomfort to many, and it is wholly useless,
+while the music of the organs and the bands is a pleasure. Do the
+Aldermen, like Homer, sometimes nod? Sometimes, for an inadvertent
+hour, do the finer instincts of public spirit flag in those civic
+bosoms? What evil genius, hostile to the enjoyment of the people,
+persuaded them? Did the city fathers for one ill-starred moment forget
+their Tacitus, and silence the street music unmindful of those words,
+so familiar to them in their hours of classic relaxation--<i>Solitudinem
+faciunt, pacem appellant</i>?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxi">A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Lester Wallack in his reminiscences speaks of Thackeray, whom he
+knew in New York, and recalls with admiration his simple and hearty
+ways. Wallack says that as he returned from acting at his father's
+theatre, then at the corner of Broadway and Broome Street, to his
+lodgings in Houston Street, he used to pass Thackeray's quarters, who
+was living with the late William D. Robinson in Houston Street, and if
+he saw a light in the window he went in, and the gentlemen finished
+the night together. He says that Thackeray had a boy's enjoyment of
+the stories that the late-comer told, and although the guest does not
+say it, the reader easily imagines that had he been in Thackeray's
+place he would have shared Thackeray's pleasure in the gayeties of his
+guest. Thackeray had the tastes of the town, and Charles Marlowe and
+My Awful Dad were sure to bring their own welcome.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Wallack also alludes to a dinner which Thackeray gave at the old
+Delmonico's, at the corner of Broadway and Chambers Street, at the end
+of his first visit to this country. He had been most warmly received,
+and he had given universal delight by his lectures upon the English
+Humorists. The charm of these lectures is evident in the reading, but
+the pleasure of hearing them is quite indescribable. They were
+delivered in Dr. Chapin's old church, upon the east side of Broadway
+just below Prince Street, to an exceedingly intelligent and
+sympathetic audience, who knew their enjoyment to be the highest kind
+of literary pleasure. The thorough appreciation of the men whom he
+described, the sweet and sinewy simplicity of his English, of which he
+was a twin master with Hawthorne, the constant play of his kindly
+humor, and manly pathos and sympathy, with his rich voice and massive,
+magnetic presence, his melodious and refined inflection in speaking,
+and his quiet, easy, colloquial manner, thrusting thumbs and
+forefingers in his waistcoat-pockets--all these, pleasing to the mind
+and sense, made him the pleasantest of lecturers, and still enchant
+the memory of those
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"happy evenings all too swiftly sped."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Just before he sailed upon his return to England he gave the dinner at
+Delmonico's of which Wallack speaks, to repay many civilities, and
+assembled a miscellaneous party of twenty or thirty guests. They were
+men of various distinction, "everybody being somebody," as one of the
+guests remarked while he glanced around the table. Thackeray was in
+high spirits, and when the cigars were lighted he said that there
+should be no speech-making, but that everybody, according to the old
+rule of festivity, should sing a song or tell a story. Lester
+Wallack's father, James Wallack, was one of the guests, and with a
+kind of shyness, which was unexpected but very agreeable in a veteran
+actor, he pleaded earnestly that he could not sing and knew no story.
+But with friendly persistence, which yet was not immoderate, Thackeray
+declared that no excuse could be allowed, because it would be a
+manifest injustice to every other modest man at table, and put a
+summary end to the hilarity. It was to be a general sacrifice, a
+round-table of magnanimity. "Now, Wallack," he continued, "we all know
+you to be a truthful man. You can, of course, since you say so,
+neither sing a song nor tell a story. But I tell you what you can do,
+and what every soul at this table knows you can do better than any
+living man--you can give us the great scene from the 'Rent Day.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was a burst of enthusiastic agreement, and old Wallack, smiling
+and yielding, still sitting at the table in his evening dress,
+proceeded in a most effective and touching recitation from one of his
+most famous parts. It was curious to observe from the moment he began
+how completely independent of all accessories the accomplished actor
+was, and how perfectly he filled the part as if he had been in full
+action upon the stage. It is only this effect that the Easy Chair
+recalls, but it was not to be forgotten. No enjoyment of it was
+greater, and no applause sincerer than those of Thackeray, who
+presently sang his "Little Billee" with infinite gusto. The song and
+story went round, as Lester Wallack records, but the by-play of the
+dinner, which is often the best part of such a banquet, was different
+for each of the guests. The Easy Chair recalls one incident which was
+a striking illustration of the masterly and phenomenal assurance of a
+well-known figure in the Bohemian circles of New York at that time,
+but whom it must veil under the name of Uncle Ulysses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By the side of the Chair sat a poet, whom also it must protect by the
+name of Candide, for a simpler and sincerer literary man never lived.
+It was in the time, as Thackeray was fond of saying, <i>Planco Consule</i>,
+which in this instance means in the time of the old <i>Putnam's Monthly
+Magazine</i>. The number for the month had been just published, and
+Candide had contributed to it his "Hesperides," a charming poem,
+although the reader will not find that title in his works. He and the
+Easy Chair were speaking of the magazine, when Uncle Ulysses, who had
+never met Candide, and knew him only by name, dropped into the chair
+beyond him, and at a convenient moment made some pleasant remark to
+the Easy Chair across Candide, who sat placidly smoking. "By-the-bye,"
+said Uncle Ulysses presently, "what a good number of <i>Putnam</i> it is
+this month! But, my dear Easy Chair, can you tell me why it is that
+all our young American poets write nothing but Longfellow and water?
+Here in this month's <i>Putnam</i> there is a very pretty poem called
+'Hesperides.' Very pretty, but nothing but diluted Longfellow."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This was said to the Easy Chair most unsuspiciously across the author
+of the poem, and the moment it was uttered, the Easy Chair, to prevent
+any further disaster, broke in and said, "Yes, it is a delightful
+poem, written by our friend Candide, who sits beside you. Pray let me
+introduce you. Mr. Candide, this is Uncle Ulysses."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Candide turned, evidently swelling with anger, and the Easy Chair was
+extremely uncertain of the event, when Uncle Ulysses, with exquisite
+urbanity and a look of surprise and pleasure, held out his hand, and
+said: "Mr. Candide, this is a pleasure which I have long anticipated.
+I am very much honored in making your acquaintance, and I was just
+speaking to the Easy Chair of your delightful poem just published in
+<i>Putnam</i>. I congratulate you with all my heart."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Candide, astonished but perplexed, and yielding to the perfect
+<i>bonhomie</i> of Uncle Ulysses, half involuntarily put out his hand,
+which our uncle shook warmly, and in five minutes his fascinating
+tongue had charmed Candide so completely that the Easy Chair is
+confident that the good poet always supposed that in some
+extraordinary manner he had misunderstood Uncle Ulysses's remark
+touching the imitative tendency of young American poets.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So one reminiscence produces an ever-widening ripple of reminiscences.
+Those which circle about the recollection of Thackeray in this country
+are very many, but generally unrecorded. They linger, and appear
+occasionally in allusions like those of Lester Wallack. But whenever
+they are told they pay homage to the humorist. They recall his
+constant, sturdy, kindly simplicity and kindliness. Wallack speaks of
+a certain boyish or boy-like quality in Thackeray. It was certainly
+there. He had the utmost sympathy with boys, and one of his gay
+caricatures of himself represents him at a Christmas pantomime
+standing with two boys behind the rest of the audience, he towering
+aloft and seeing everything over other people's heads, while his poor
+little comrades, far down about his knees, ruefully see nothing. But
+you know that if no other seat could be found, the good giant would
+soon have them upon his shoulders, and all would be boyishly happy
+together. "They think I am a grinning surgeon with a scalpel," said
+the tender-hearted man. But those who have not found and felt the
+heart are yet to learn to know Thackeray.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxii">CECILIA PLAYING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+As the great musical artists, especially the pianists, arrive one
+after the other, and lead the town captive, one asks, not whether
+there be any limit to the number, but to the skill. Last year there
+was the prodigy, the phenomenon, the boy Hofmann, and all the
+superlatives were spent in his praise. This year it is Rosenthal--valley
+of roses--and sweet as their attar is his spell. "Well, what is he?"
+"Simply miraculous; never was there anything like him." "But
+Rubinstein?" "Yes, a great genius, but he himself said that at every
+concert he dropped notes enough to furnish two concerts." "Then it is
+skill only, <i>technique</i>?" "Not at all; it is perfection of feeling,
+conception, touch, everything. Perhaps not the greatest of composers.
+But for playing--ah!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rapture is one kind of criticism. Perhaps in music, the effect of
+which is emotional, rapture, if you know the person, is the best
+criticism. The artist who can kindle to the utmost enthusiasm of
+delight a musically sensitive person who is also an exquisitely
+skilful player, and whom mere marvels of execution do not affect
+beyond reason, may be accepted as a very remarkable artist.
+Temperament also counts for much in estimating musicians. Natures are
+sympathetic. A silent, separate chord vibrates in response to a thrill
+of sound which leaves other things unmoved. The heart of the young man
+speaks to the psalmist, but the old man's may be dull and unawakened.
+The homoeopathic formula, like cures like, may be adapted to musical
+criticism at least so far as to say that like touches like.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Cecilia says that she has been enchanted by the playing of any
+artist, the quality of her feeling and expression justly interprets
+the character of his performance. When Jenny Lind first sang in
+America one of the most accomplished critics said that he must wait a
+little to decide whether she was a great singer. That critic could
+never really hear her. Another said that she was a consummate
+ventriloquist. He meant that in the Herdsman's Song and the other
+Volkslieder and native melodies there was an effect of vocalism which
+seemed to him a trick. But to others it suggested wide, solitary
+horizons, the sadness and seclusion of remote Northern life. Mere
+imagination, retorted the critics. Yes, but to what does art,
+especially musical art, appeal? Rubinstein, as he said of himself,
+dropped notes without number under the piano. Thalberg did not, nor
+Henri Herz. But they dropped something which Rubinstein did not. The
+sunshine of a December day in this latitude is often cloudless and
+beautiful. But it unfolds no rose and restores no leaf to the bare
+bough.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A sweet and true, a full-volumed and thoroughly trained voice, is a
+rare gift to any man. But without a certain quality in the singer it
+is a perfect fruit without flavor. The singing that haunts us, which
+becomes part of our life, which fills the memory with tender and happy
+images of other days and scenes, is not necessarily that of the finest
+voices, but of that mingling in music of voice and skill and feeling
+which weave an enchanted spell. Those who have known the troubadour
+Riccardo have doubtless heard what are called greater voices, artists
+who hold for a triumphant moment the hazardous peak of the high C,
+whose roulades and phrasing are exquisite and admirable. But the
+singer whom they wish to hear, whose singing is a part of life, like
+the beauty of flowers and the dawn, is the singing of the troubadour
+Riccardo. It is so with Cecilia's playing, and it is impossible to
+suppose a person sensitive to music who could escape its spell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When she sits at the piano and touches the keys, they respond, as one
+whom she fascinated said, with such smooth sweetness that you think
+there is conscious pleasure to them in that pressure. It is apparently
+as gentle, he insisted, as that of the breeze upon the grass which
+lightly sways beneath it. The impression upon this sensitive youth was
+a test of the character of her playing. If he had said she sings with
+her fingers he would have said what he doubtless thought, and what is
+true. She plays German songs--some of the familiar songs in the
+collections, or something of Lassen's or Weit's, or Abt's, or one of a
+thousand other songs, and the playing is like exquisite singing. It
+fills the mind with pictures, with persons, with scenes, and with that
+unspeakable content which only such music can give to the lovers of
+music. "What on earth is it all about?" said the Senator at the
+Symphony Concert, "and why do people come here?" The Hottentot would
+have asked the same question if he had heard the Senator upon the
+stump.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If the fairy godmother who presides over the cradle should give the
+newcomer the choice of gifts, what gift more precious could the young
+stranger ask than the power of giving a pleasure so pure as that which
+Cecilia's playing imparts? It is one of her praises that if the choice
+had been given to her she would instantly have selected the very power
+which the good fairy bestowed. For in giving the pleasure she does
+only what she delights to do and would have chosen to do. One
+philosopher, speaking to the Easy Chair of another, whose serenity was
+as undisturbed by events as the firmament by clouds, said of himself
+that he subdued more devils before breakfast every day than his serene
+brother had encountered in his whole life. Yet the serene brother's
+lofty repose was not less admirable because it was a quality of
+temperament, and not a triumph of the will; and it is not less the
+merit of Cecilia that the happiness she diffuses is as involuntary as
+the fragrance of the sweetbrier.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What is done without effort seems not to have been taught, and it is
+not easy to fancy Cecilia drudging at exercises and laboring at
+scales. Canaries, indeed, are trained to sing, and even young birds to
+fly. Yet the training is but showing them how to give themselves free
+play. To express entire facility we say that an act is done as
+naturally as a bird sings. Not less naturally does Cecilia play. You
+listen, and the song which you knew seems to sing itself, but
+enveloped with a richness and fulness of flowing accompaniment which
+is like the harping of aerial choirs. Then with others she plays the
+great music, concerted Bach or Beethoven, Chopin, Schumann, or Wagner,
+Weber or Mendelssohn; now an old gavotte, now a quaint fantasia, and
+why not a toccata of Galuppi Baldassero? It is more than a hint or a
+reminiscence, although it is not an orchestra. But when those fingers
+kindred with Cecilia's sweep the keys together, the listener wonders
+whether the hearer of the full orchestra has caught from it the subtle
+and exquisite significance of the strain which has poured from those
+enchanted pianos.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The piano is called an inadequate instrument. Perhaps it is, until you
+hear Cecilia play. Then by some secret sympathy you find yourself
+murmuring, "Not so sweetly sang Plumer as thou sangest, mild,
+childlike, pastoral M----; a flute's breathing less divinely
+whispering than thy Arcadian melodies when, in tones worthy of Arden,
+thou didst chant that song sung by Amiens to the banished Duke, which
+proclaims the winter wind more lenient than for a man to be
+ungrateful!"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxiii">THE MANNERLESS SEX.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+To be told that the lily is not the flower of vestals, but of Venus,
+could not be more surprising than to be assured that the mannerless
+sex is not that of the troubadour Rudel, but of the Lady of Tripoli,
+to whom he sang. Such a suggestion is, of course, but a merry fancy.
+Could any critic, however inclined to misogyny, seriously allege
+ill-manners against the sex of Sidney's sister, Pembroke's mother? Yet
+this is precisely what has been recently done.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One censor enumerates and catalogues and classifies the sins against
+good manners of which the sex is guilty. He presents a philosophical
+analysis of the recondite forms of feminine discourtesy. It is the
+ancient sage again pitilessly exposing the Lamia. It is Circe
+out-Circed. He details the degrees of offence--in young women, in
+women who are no longer classed as girls, in nearly all women, in
+women with the fewest social duties. Then the boundless Sahara of
+ill-manners opening before him, and with a certain zest of unsparing
+scrutiny, he treats of the behavior of women in the horse-cars, at the
+railway station buying tickets, at the post-office, where the rule is
+imperative, first come first served, but where this chief of sinners
+presses for a reversal of the beneficent rule of equality in her
+favor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Still more flagrant aspects of misconduct rise upon the censor's view
+of the sex. The shameful or shocking treatment by woman of those whom
+she holds to be her inferiors cries to Heaven. Her heartless detention
+of railway porters staggering under their burdens, her browbeating of
+"tradespeople," cause this observer of fine susceptibilities and an
+acute sense of the becoming to lament the desuetude of the
+ducking-stool. The more general outrage, however, apparently common to
+the sex from Helen of Troy to Florence Nightingale, is, according to
+our censor, the spite of women towards each other, which mounts into
+an ecstasy of rudeness when "woman goes a-shopping."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But our Cato the elder does not permit man truculently to exalt
+himself by contrast with discourteous woman. He expressly disclaims
+the declaration of the implication that man is mannerly, while woman
+is not. In many men he remarks indifference to rudimentary courtesies,
+and in many women a gentle regard for others which deserves even
+eulogy. The sum of the whole matter, nevertheless, is that the average
+woman is more neglectful of common courtesy than the average man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And no wonder," exclaims Cato the younger, "for the foolish fondness
+of man teaches her discourtesy." If man, instead of giving her his
+seat in the railway car, and slavishly removing his hat in the
+elevator, and acquiescing in her tyrannical hat at the theatre,
+insisted upon his legal rights in a bargain, and required the railroad
+company to furnish without evasion the commodity of seats for which it
+has been paid, or if he brought the manager to task for allowing one
+of his customers to steal what he has sold to another--namely, a view
+of the play--the world would tremble on the edge of the millennium of
+good manners.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This terrible arraignment is a comprehensive accusation of selfishness
+against the sex. But it seems to be a generalization founded on a
+local and restricted observation. It is true of the woman of many
+artists and critics. The women of Du Maurier, for instance, belong to
+"a set," but they are not representatives of a sex. Becky Sharp is no
+more a typical woman than Amelia, or Scott's Rebecca. Major Dobbin is
+as much a type of men as Lord Steyne. Should our social censor
+sequester himself for a time in any remote rural community, it would
+hardly occur to him to signalize the sex of the rural wives and
+mothers as the selfish sex. And in town, although there are a few
+fleeting hours of flattered youth in which the beautiful and fortunate
+Helen may tread on air and breathe adulation until she feels herself a
+goddess, yet a newer and younger Helen is always gently pushing her
+from the throne. Of all seasons that of blossoms is the briefest, and
+the maturer Helen, of whom the sex is composed, is not wayward and
+selfish, is no longer "uncertain, coy, and hard to please," but
+patient, self-sacrificing, and true.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Man was self-convicted from the beginning. Could there be more
+ineffable selfishness than Adam's plea in the garden? "The woman whom
+thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree and I did eat." Had
+Eve been of no finer stuff than he, she would have left him there. But
+his craven answer at once revealed the essential weakness that
+demanded the devoted stay of unselfish constancy. Were woman the
+ever-selfish, Eve would have abandoned Adam to himself while she
+tripped to solitary pastures new. But the same quality that sustains
+the secluded farmer and his household in the hills supported the timid
+tiller of the first garden as the sword flamed behind him over the
+closing gate of Eden. If Adam plained that Eve had lost him Paradise,
+does not every son of Adam own that she has regained it for him?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The watchful traveller in city cars, or wherever his fate may guide,
+is not struck by the discourtesy of the gentler sex. The observable
+phenomenon in city transit is the resolute, aggressive, conscious
+selfishness of man hiding behind a newspaper, with an air of
+unconsciousness designed to deceive, or brazening it out with an
+uneasy aspect of defending his rights. This is the spectacle, and not
+a supercilious assumption on the part of the shop-girl. Her courteous
+refusal to take a seat, or courteous acceptance of it, is more
+familiar than the courteous proffer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Cato the younger suggests that it is a wrong that seats should not be
+provided, and holds that the company should be compelled to furnish
+the accommodation for which it is paid. It is a Daniel come to
+judgment, but how shall it be done? Shall men keep their seats until,
+by sheer shame, and in deference to indignant public protest, the
+company does its duty? But would the shame and indignation be due to
+the consciousness that the accommodation paid for was not provided?
+Would they not arise rather from the consciousness of the peculiar
+wrong that the gentler sex should be so incommoded? And, if so, while
+the incommodation lasts, what but the selfishness of men devolves it
+upon women! But if men should agree to surrender their seats that
+women should be first accommodated, is there any doubt that the wrong
+would be speedily righted? And to what would this be due but to the
+fact that the selfishness of men would insist upon the comfort of
+which, while the incommodation lasts, they deprive women?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed, if all men in crowded cars should resolutely keep all women
+standing, the wrong would not be righted, because women would submit
+with unselfish patience, and because corporations have no souls. The
+better plan, therefore, is that all men shall refuse to see a woman
+stand, because if men are really discomforted by their own courtesy
+they will compel redress.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a world turned topsy-turvy, where Cordelia and Isabella and Juliet
+were mannerless, the other sex might be eulogized by distinction as
+mannerly. But in this world is the gentle Bayard as truly the type of
+the average man as Jeanie Deans of the average woman?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxiv">ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is more than forty years since Margaret Fuller first gave
+distinction to the literary notices and reviews of the New York
+<i>Tribune</i>. Miss Fuller was a woman of extraordinary scholarly
+attainments and intellectual independence, the friend of Emerson and
+of the "transcendental" leaders, and her critical papers were the best
+then published, and were fitly succeeded by those of her scholarly
+friend, George Ripley. It was her review in the <i>Tribune</i> of
+Browning's early dramas and the "Bells and Pomegranates" that
+introduced him to such general knowledge and appreciation among
+cultivated readers in this country that it is not less true of
+Browning than of Carlyle that he was first better known in America
+than at home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was but about four years before the publication of Miss Fuller's
+paper that the Boston issue of Tennyson's two volumes had delighted
+the youth of the time with the consciousness of the appearance of a
+new English poet. The eagerness and enthusiasm with which Browning was
+welcomed soon after were more limited in extent, but they were even
+more ardent, and the devoted zeal of Mr. Levi Thaxter as a Browning
+missionary and pioneer forecast the interest from which the Browning
+societies of later days have sprung. When Matthew Arnold was told in a
+small and remote farming village in New England that there had been a
+lecture upon Browning in the town the week before, he stopped in
+amazement, and said, "Well, that is the most surprising and
+significant fact I have heard in America."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was in those early days of Browning's fame, and in the studio of
+the sculptor Powers, in Florence, that the youthful Easy Chair took up
+a visiting-card, and, reading the name Mr. Robert Browning, asked,
+with eager earnestness, whether it was Browning the poet. Powers
+turned his large, calm, lustrous eyes upon the youth, and answered,
+with some surprise at the warmth of the question:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It is a young Englishman, recently married, who is here with his
+wife, an invalid. He often comes to the studio."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Good Heaven!" exclaimed the youth, "it must be Browning and Elizabeth
+Barrett."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Powers, with the half-bewildered air of one suddenly made conscious
+that he had been entertaining angels unawares, said, reflectively, "I
+think we must have them to tea."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The youth begged to take the card which bore the poet's address, and,
+hastening to his room near the Piazza Novella, he wrote a note asking
+permission for a young American to call and pay his respects to Mr.
+and Mrs. Browning, but wrote it in terms which, however warm, would
+yet permit it to be put aside if it seemed impertinent, or if, for any
+reason, such a call were not desired. The next morning betimes the
+note was despatched, and a half-hour had not passed when there was a
+brisk rap at the Easy Chair's door. He opened it, and saw a young man,
+who briskly inquired,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Is Mr. Easy Chair here?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That is my name."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am Robert Browning."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Browning shook hands heartily with his young American admirer, and
+thanked him for his note. The poet was then about thirty-five. His
+figure was not large, but compact, erect, and active; the face smooth,
+the hair dark; the aspect that of active intelligence, and of a man of
+the world. He was in no way eccentric, either in manner or appearance.
+He talked freely, with great vivacity, and delightfully, rising and
+walking about the room as his talk sparkled on. He heard, with evident
+pleasure, but with entire simplicity and manliness, of the American
+interest in his works and in those of Mrs. Browning, and the Easy
+Chair gave him a copy of Miss Fuller's paper in the <i>Tribune</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a bright and, to the Easy Chair, a wonderfully happy hour. As
+he went, the poet said that Mrs. Browning would certainly expect to
+give Mr. Easy Chair a cup of tea in the evening, and with a brisk and
+gay good-bye, Browning was gone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair blithely hied him to the Cafe Done, and ordered of the
+flower-girl the most perfect of nosegays, with such fervor that she
+smiled, and when she brought the flowers in the afternoon, said, with
+sympathy and meaning: "Eccola, signore! per la donna bellissima!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was not in the Casa Guidi that the Brownings were then living, but
+in an apartment in the Via della Scala, not far from the place or
+square most familiar to strangers in Florence--the Piazza Trinita.
+Through several rooms the Easy Chair passed, Browning leading the way,
+until at the end they entered a smaller room arranged with an air of
+English comfort, where, at a table, bending over a tea-urn, sat a
+slight lady, her long curls drooping forward. "Here," said Browning,
+addressing her with a tender diminutive--"here is Mr. Easy Chair."
+And, as the bright eyes but wan face of the lady turned towards him,
+and she put out her hand, Mr. Easy Chair recalled the first words of
+her verse he had ever known:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Onora, Onora!' her mother is calling,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; She sits at the lattice, and hears the dew falling,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Drop after drop from the sycamore laden<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; With dew as with blossom, and calls home the maiden.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; 'Night cometh, Onora!'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most kindly welcome and pleasant chat followed, Browning's gayety
+dashing and flashing in, with a sense of profuse and bubbling
+vitality, glancing at a hundred topics; and when there was some
+allusion to his "Sordello," he asked, quickly, with an amused smile,
+"Have you read it?" The Easy Chair pleaded that he had not seen it.
+"So much the better. Nobody understands it. Don't read it, except in
+the revised form, which is coming." The revised form has come long
+ago, and the Easy Chair has read, and probably supposes that he
+understands. But Thackeray used to say that he did not read Browning
+because he could not comprehend him, adding, ruefully, "I have no head
+above my eyes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few days later--
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"O gift of God! O perfect day!"--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+the Easy Chair went with Mr. and Mrs. Browning to Vallombrosa, and the
+one incident most clearly remembered is that of Browning's seating
+himself at the organ in the chapel, and playing--some Gregorian chant,
+perhaps, or hymn of Pergolesi's. It was enough to the enchanted eyes
+of his young companion that they saw him who was already a great
+English poet sitting at the organ where the young Milton had sat, and
+touching the very keys which Milton's hand had pressed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was midsummer in Italy, but the high, narrow streets of Florence
+hold a protecting shade over the lingering pilgrim, and from such
+companionship as that of the Via della Scala even Venice long wooed in
+vain. But at last, reluctantly, although the fascinating way lay
+through Bologna and Ferrara, the journey began towards Venice; and in
+that city, so early and always dear to Browning, whose romantic life
+and story most deeply touched and stirred his imagination, and in
+which he lately died, the Easy Chair received from the poet a glimpse
+of his earliest impressions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Writing from Casa Guidi, in Florence, on the 9th of August, 1847--Casa
+Guidi, upon which a tablet records that there Elizabeth Barrett and
+Robert Browning lived, and "Casa Guidi Windows," "Sonnets from the
+Portuguese," and "Aurora Leigh" were written--Browning says:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The people of the house there [Via della Scala] told us honestly
+ on the morning of your departure that they could only receive us
+ for a single month, at the expiration of which were to begin
+ certain whitewashings and repaintings. We continued our quest,
+ therefore, and at last found out this cool, airy apartment,
+ which we shall occupy for another month or six weeks, whatever
+ be our subsequent plans, for Rome, or for the Venice you
+ describe....
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"I spent a month of entire delight there some eight years ago,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;and tho' nothing I have since seen has effaced the impressions<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;of my visit, yet your fresher feelings <i>bring out</i> whatever<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;looks faint or dubious in them, as a gentle sponging might<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;revive the gone glory of some old picture. (You must know I<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;have seen an exquisite copy of a Giorgione, the original of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;which--so I was told--grew only visible and intelligible when<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;thus wetted.) I am glad the railroad and gas-lighting do Venice<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;no more wrong, and that you find all the old strange quietness,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;and--ought I to be glad of this, too?--depopulation; for of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;late years we have heard a great deal of the returning life and<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;prosperity of the place; and Mr. Valery, I observe, retracts<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;his earlier bodements of a speedy extinction of what little<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;glimmer of light he still saw.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"As for me, I remember that the accounts of the depreciation of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;the value of houses, coupled with the indifference of the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;inhabitants of them, were enough to set one dreaming (in one's<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;gondola!) of getting to be as rich as Rothschild, buying all<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Venice, turning out everybody, and ensconcing one's self in the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Doge's palace, among the dropping gold ornaments and flakes of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;what was lustrous color in Titian's or Tintoret's time, waiting<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;for the proper consummation of all things and the sea's advent.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"But do you really find the air so light and pure in this by<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;right mephitic time of August, with those close <i>calles</i>,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;pestilential lagunes, etc., etc., and all that our informants<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;frighten us with? Should a winter in Venice prove no more<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;formidable in its way than it seems a summer does, why, we may<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;have cause to regret our determination to give up our original<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;plans. I am sure your kindness will tell us, should it be<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;enabled, any good news of the winter and spring climate--if<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;weak lungs may brave it with impunity."....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To this letter of Browning's, written in his young manhood--he was
+then thirty-five--about the Venice which always charmed him, may be
+well added the words of the Lady of Mura, written only a few weeks
+before the poet's death. Asolo is a sequestered town, which Browning
+said that he discovered, and in which he fell under the glamour of
+very Italy. In the prologue to his last volume, written in September
+before the letter that follows, the poet says:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"How many a year, my Asolo,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Since--one step just from sea to land--<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; I found you, loved, yet feared you so--<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; For natural objects seemed to stand<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Palpably fire-clothed!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The letter says:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"I have bought in ancient Asolo a narrow, tall tower, into which<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;in the last century (very early) a house was built, and this<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;curious place I have selected for villeggiatura when the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;scirocco is too strong in Venice for health or comfort. It was<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;here that Browning fifty years ago was inspired to write<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;'Sordello' and 'Pippa Passes,' so to me it has that charm added<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;to many others. It is such a rough and out-of-the-way little<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;place that you may only know it by name. There is no hotel, no<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;railway, no factory, no sign of modern civilization. It is on a<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;hill, which has an ancient ruined fortress at the top, and was<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;an old Roman settlement, with the usual Roman <i>mise en scene</i>,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;baths, amphitheatre, etc., in the days of Pliny, who somewhere<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;mentions it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Near my tower, which is built in the ancient wall of the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;mediaeval town, is the tower of Caterina Cornaro, and one sees<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;from most of my windows, so high are they, the whole Marca<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Trevigiana, with its tragic and dramatic associations of the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;early Middle Ages; the Eccelini, the Azzi, the incessant wars<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;in which towns were treated by the tyrants like shuttlecocks in<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;the game of battledoor.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Browning and his sister have been here for the last six weeks,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;and you may fancy how intensely the poet enjoys revisiting<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;after so many years the scenes of his youthful inspirations. He<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;was only twenty-five or six when he first discovered Asolo....<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Few young people are so gay and cheerful as he and his dear old<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;sister."....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a pleasant last glimpse of Browning at Asolo, where the
+master-spell of Italy first touched his genius, and whither at the end
+he came--"<i>asolare</i>, to disport in the open air, amuse one's self at
+random"--at heart and in temper of the same unquenched and
+unquenchable vitality as on that summer day long ago when he sat where
+Milton had sat, and pressed, as Milton had pressed, the keys of the
+organ at Vallombrosa.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ah, did you once see Shelley plain?<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And did he stop and speak to you?<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And did you speak to him again?--<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How strange it seems and new!"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxv">PLAYERS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is no wonder that Longfellow wrote a sonnet to Mrs. Fanny Kemble
+upon her Readings. Those evenings were indeed "happy," and "too
+swiftly sped." Mrs. Kemble's ample person draped in gold-colored silk,
+her flowing black hair folded and braided in some large style about
+her head, her rich and low and exquisitely modulated voice, her
+queenly presence, her magnificence of self-possession--all this
+fascinating personality made her reading memorable, and like a torch
+which reveals the perfect detail of great sculpture or architecture,
+her genius gave the whole value to every character and scene of the
+play. Did Whitfield pronounce the word Mesopotamia like a wind harp
+sighing exquisite music? So Mrs. Kemble's recitation of the soliloquy
+of Jaques left one line in the recollection of one hearer, which, like
+an enchanted fruit, is constantly renewing its freshness and flavor.
+It is one of the most familiar lines in Shakespeare,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "All the world's a stage,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And all the men and women merely players."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair was introduced to Mr. John Gilbert not very long before
+the death of that delightful actor. It was in the morning, and Mr.
+Gilbert was dressed with gentlemanly simplicity and propriety. But as
+he bowed courteously the good player seemed to have stepped aside for
+a moment from his real life, and to be not quite at ease when saluted
+by his own name rather than by that of Sir Peter, or Squire
+Hardcastle, or Sir Anthony Absolute. Methought, as the sages of the
+theatre say, that the stage was a more natural life to him. He knew
+the part of his own personality less familiarly than some other parts.
+The modest gentleman seemed half anxious to escape, as if he were
+caught in an undress, and pined for the security of the embroidered
+coat of a character.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Let us stop for a moment to say how fine he was in that embroidered
+coat. It is hard to conceive that Mr. Gilbert can have any adequate
+successor in his own parts. He created the standard, and when living
+memory can no longer measure the comparative excellence of other
+performances of them, they will be tested by the traditions of
+Gilbert. The plain good-breeding of his Hardcastle had a rustic
+quality, or flavor, rather, which was delicately discriminated from
+the courtly refinement of his Sir Peter. There was the essential
+gentleman in both, but it was the country gentleman in one and the
+city gentleman in the other. The touch of chuckling senility in
+Hardcastle's pleasure with Diggory's enjoyment of his stories, and the
+uxorious fondness of Sir Peter, are both of a kind, but they are not
+the same, and you feel the difference. Neither of these characters can
+be dissociated from Gilbert by those who have seen him in them, and to
+know that they will not be seen again under the same conditions and
+support is to be conscious of a public loss.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Gilbert was a professional player. But since Mrs. Kemble's voice
+not only pronounced the words describing us all as players, but
+suggested to that hearer the various significance of the words, how
+the universality of the truth becomes more and more apparent! In all
+the great interests of life--religion, politics, business--we have our
+exits and our entrances, and, in this, unlike Gilbert, we show
+ourselves to each other not as the men we are, but as players. Here is
+Sylvanus, for instance, who may stand for us all, most amiable of men
+if you could happen upon him in some happy undress moment. But they
+are few. The poor fellow is cast for many parts, and he plays with
+little intermission.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of his characters is the politician. He depicts a furious
+partisan, and is so lost in his part that while the man Sylvanus
+speaks the truth and desires it, yet in his character of politician it
+is not truth or fair play that he wants, but whatever tends to advance
+and aggrandize his party. He carefully depreciates those with whom he
+does not agree. He cultivates distrust of every word spoken and every
+deed done by the other party. Personally he likes many of his
+opponents. His personal relations show that he does not really think
+them the rascals and impostors and traitors that in his part of
+politician he declares them to be. It seems often to a dispassionate
+observer that when he accuses them as politicians of lying, cheating,
+and stealing, he estimates them by his knowledge of himself as a
+politician. He supposes that they would not hesitate to do what,
+without compunction, he does himself. They are all players together,
+and this is a kind of stage rant designed to impress the groundlings,
+who, after all, compose the larger part of the audience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sylvanus also plays the part of a religious sectary. As a private
+person he enjoys greatly the wit and intelligence and stored
+experience of life which distinguish his neighbor Eugenius. The purity
+and elevation of his neighbor brighten the days on which they meet,
+and he is always a better and a wiser man when they part. But these
+are his off hours, his moments of vacation. He appears on the stage as
+a sectary, and plays his part with resolute energy. This part again is
+that of a man not pursuing truth, but so occupied with maintaining his
+own conception of truth that he has no time to test it. It is a comedy
+of great humor, because Sylvanus, as a sectary, stands against all
+comers to protect a spring of deep and clear water, and is so
+engrossed in guarding the sacred wave from the least pollution that he
+does not find time to remark that it is not a spring at all, but a dry
+sand-pit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the incessant playing of all these parts to which his life and
+powers are chiefly devoted the charming personality of Sylvanus is
+quite lost. The man himself, divested of the stage costume and the
+text of his parts, is almost unknown. Others could play the politician
+or the sectary or the trader, but nobody could play Sylvanus. He is a
+modest, intelligent man, who knows that nobody can pre-empt truth or
+honesty or urbanity; that good men do not become bad by holding views
+which he may think to be wrong; and that his friends may be deceived
+as readily as the friends of others. These things, which he recognizes
+as the merest commonplaces when he is off the stage, he derides as
+utter nonsense when he is in the midst of a representation. Then, in
+the most vehement way, which is the stage tradition of the part, he
+shouts that everybody who would do well must run to his side, as if we
+were all passengers on a ship which is capsizing, but would be righted
+if everybody on board lost his own balance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is because even such men as Sylvanus take to the stage that
+Shakespeare, "sitting pensive and alone, above the hundred-handed play
+of his imagination," calls all men and women merely players. Like John
+Gilbert, although we do not play characters so amusing and harmless as
+his upon the stage, when we are not on it we seem to be a little lost,
+and secretly crave the theatre. It is remarked that when actors have
+an off night they go and sit in front at the play.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A charming comedy often arises from forgetfulness of the fact that a
+play is a play, and not real. One of the finest and not unfamiliar
+strokes of comedy in this kind is that of a seasoned veteran in the
+part of a politician who turns upon another veteran with whom he
+differs upon a question of expediency, and striking an attitude, with
+an air and tone worthy of the great Folair himself, or Mr. Crummies in
+his loftier moments, exclaims, "Apostate!" It is conceded that there
+has been nothing finer on the stage since Dick Turpin pointed his
+finger at Jonnathan Wild and sneered, impressively, "Thief!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is well for the peace of mind of the nervously disposed to remember
+that if we are all merely players, we must not take the play too
+seriously. A play is a simulation for entertainment, and as we look at
+Sylvanus and our other friends playing the politician or the sectary,
+we must constantly bear in mind that it is a play, and only a play. If
+we really thought he came hither as a man and not a sectary, for
+instance, it were pity of our life. If the part is played too really,
+let Sylvanus heed an earlier wisdom. "Let him name his name, and tell
+them plainly he is Snug, the joiner."
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxvi">UNMUSICAL BOXES.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It was a sage of the gentler sex who, after many years of experience,
+remarked that "men are queer!" That they are so in a positive sense no
+shrewd observer of mankind would deny, but that they are so
+comparatively or absolutely would be a very hardy assertion. If the
+queen of the household is of opinion that her associate majesty is
+very queer because he enjoys a torrid height of the mercury in the
+drawing-room, he holds probably a similar view of her fondness in the
+dining-room for what he describes as burnt beef. A hopeless bachelor
+who prided himself upon what he defiantly called his freedom, used to
+say, with an air of commiseration and extreme caution, that he
+supposed his married friends were probably what they called happy. But
+he added that he never knew any of the happy pairs to agree upon the
+proper warmth of a room, or the true turn of a roast, or the just
+amount of fresh air. Still, he said, demurely, I do not assert that
+their matrimonial felicity was not great.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the axiom of the sage of the better sex, that men are queer, has
+been strongly confirmed by a recent decision of the authorities of the
+Metropolitan Opera-house in New York. That important body, producing
+the figures, has announced in effect that as it is clear from the
+accounts that the presentation of German opera is more profitable than
+that of Italian and French opera combined, it is evident that the
+public desires to hear Italian and French opera, and therefore for the
+present the German opera will be discontinued. This is certainly
+delightful proof that men are queer, and that one respected group of
+them by a signal display of queerness are anxious to contribute to the
+gayety of nations. It is a striking illustration of the superiority of
+man to money, and in the mad struggle for a mere material advantage,
+this devotion to pure art, condemning the expense, is a noble tribute
+to the unselfishness of human nature.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another view has been advanced which is also interesting to the
+student of mankind. It is put in this way, that if the cost of the
+Italian and French opera should be a hundred thousand dollars in a
+season more than that of the German, yet it will be gladly paid by
+those denizens of boxes who have an insatiable desire to proceed with
+their intellectual cultivation by audible conversation during the
+performance. The argument is that these devotees of the intellect hold
+that nothing is lost by not hearing the Italian and French music, and
+that the evening can be much more profitably devoted to the
+stimulating conversation which takes place in an opera box.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Still another view is even more honorable to the boxes, while it does
+not depreciate the performance. This view holds that the operatic
+situation offers a choice of delights, an embarrassment of riches.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Charming and elevating as the music may be, yet still more lofty and
+inspiring is the conversation, and the boxes are therefore compelled
+to an alternative, and very naturally and properly choose their own
+talk to the music. The decision of the authorities may be consequently
+held to be designed to secure a continuation of conversation in the
+boxes upon the lowest terms of loss.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This cannot but be regarded by a judicious public as a wise
+conclusion. It is, of course, desirable that the wit and wisdom of the
+box chat should continue, but at the least sacrifice; and the least
+sacrifice seems to be considered the Italian and French opera together
+with a certain sum of money. Upon these lowest terms every friend of
+humanity will be glad to know that the colloquial delights of the
+boxes will be perpetuated. It is even hinted also that there will be
+no disposition in an unmannerly parquet to hiss the interruption of
+Italian and French opera. If the boxes think fit upon intellectual
+grounds to accompany the dying falls of French and Italian strains
+with a cheerful murmur of talk, the parquet will acquiesce without a
+sense of loss, if, indeed, upon such occasions there should be any
+parquet remaining.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The noble sacrifice of those public benefactors, the unmusical boxes,
+is still more strikingly illustrated by the fact that the Italian
+opera droops in other operatic countries as with us, and that not only
+in England, which has been the El Dorado of the artists of the
+Southern school, but in Italy itself, the opera of Italy has declined.
+The truth probably is that for some time in all musically cultivated
+countries Italian opera, which was a traditional fashion, was largely
+maintained as a social opportunity under conditions which most favored
+personal display and made the least intellectual demand. It supplied
+also to the society in the boxes at the San Carlo, the Pergola, the
+Scala, the Italiens, and Her Majesty's, the entertainment, in the
+persons of famous prima-donnas, of an extraordinary vocal performance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The charm of that performance was undeniable. The rippling and
+glittering gayety of Rossini, the sweet and tender melody of Bellini,
+the sparkle of Auber, the romantic pathos of Donizetti, the brilliant
+melodramatic strain of Verdi--none who have felt the spell will deny
+the enchantment. But <i>tempora mutantur</i>; one age with its spirit and
+taste succeeds another. A deeper, stronger, more earnest taste in
+music, a higher general cultivation, another theory of opera, have
+come into the house and seated themselves in the parquet, and look
+askance at the boxes as the Quartier St. Antoine looked upon the
+Faubourg St. Germain. The boxes, with the innocent ignorance of the
+<i>oeil-de-boeuf</i>, propose to maintain the old order, to stand by
+Bellini and Donizetti and the last half-century. It is touching and
+interesting. <i>Vive l'opera italienne! Vivent les loges!</i> So Marie
+Antoinette appeared in the balcony of the banqueting hall at
+Versailles, and so the <i>garde du roi</i> sprang to its feet with gallant
+enthusiasm, rattling its sabres and pledging the Queen. It is a heroic
+story, a romantic tradition.--And the Queen? And the <i>garde du roi</i>?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The authorities of the opera invite the city to an interesting
+entertainment. Nothing has seemed more natural than the precedence of
+German opera at a time in which the German musical genius and
+cultivation are dominant, and in a city in which the German audience
+abounds. And now, for our pleasure, Sisyphus will take a turn at the
+stone, and the lovely Danaides of the boxes, in the shining garments
+of Worth, with soft disdain of difficulty, will essay with sieves of
+the finest texture to bale out the ocean.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxvii">THE DINNER IN ARCADIA.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair went up lately to the hills to enjoy the annual dinner
+at Arcadia. It is a summer feast which tradition assigns to some old
+academy in those parts, supposed to have been founded by a pastor of
+the village in the days before railroads, when there was no path to
+Arcadia except that which is still sometimes pursued. It is a winding
+sylvan way through woods and by singing streams and solitary farms,
+and as you drive slowly on you feel yourself penetrating farther and
+farther into a rural seclusion to which the modern world has hardly
+found its way, and where you might expect to surprise a peaceful
+community of ancient New England, as in threading the remoter recesses
+and heights of the Catskill you might come upon a party of Hendrik
+Hudson's crew.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this loneliness of the hills the young pastor, who was in delicate
+health and unmarried, relieved the sombre severity of clerical life by
+teaching a few boys and girls. By that fond indirection he brightened
+with fresh air and natural music and sunshine the dry routine of his
+unmated days. For the cheerless solemnity of the life of the country
+clergy in those times it is hard to imagine. The missionaries to East
+London tell us that the peculiar characteristic of that vast region,
+swarming with human beings, is want of entertainment. The people there
+do not laugh. They have no diversion. There is nothing pleasant to see
+or to hear. It is a huge stone mill in which human life is ground up
+in an endless and barren monotony of hard work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is odd to trace any resemblance to it in a life so different; but
+the old-fashioned Calvinistic divine in his small country parish,
+revolving in an actual world of petty details, and in another world of
+grim theological speculation and absorption in the contemplation of
+death, must have seldom smiled. The young pastor was bound by no vow
+of celibacy, but he knew that his life must be brief, and he gladly
+surrounded himself with children in the guise of pupils, and when he
+died he left a Bible to his church, a small sum for the education of
+heathen youth in America, some manuscript sermons to his parents, and
+the rest of his little property to found an academy for godly youth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This at least is the tradition. But when Silvertongue came once to the
+dinner he put the story aside airily as a pleasant fiction, and
+averred that the annual feast was instituted simply to glorify two
+legendary friends of the town and enjoy them forever. This had a sound
+that contrasted not inaptly with the seriousness of the hills, and
+suggested an origin not unlike that of the feasts in the Lacedemonian
+worship of the Dioscuri. Still another theory which is like to grow
+with time associates it with the memory of two strangers of benignant
+aspect, who appeared suddenly in the village like the gray-haired
+regicide at Hadley, and aiding the towns-people not with a sword, but
+with a bounty, departed. They are all pleasant tales. But the earliest
+tradition is likely to be the truest. It was the good pastor who sowed
+the modest seed which has now sprung up a hundred-fold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This year the text of the afternoon, for the dinner begins at one
+o'clock, was the report of the census that the town is declining in
+population. The guests were a company of the people of the hills. They
+came from a circuit of a score of miles. The dinner is served cold,
+and the guests feast
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"In summer, when the days are long,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; On dainty chicken, snow-white bread,"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+and by two o'clock the blue gauze is spread over the remnants, the
+benches are turned so that the whole company faces the speakers, and
+then speech begins.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the verdict of the hills upon the report of the census that if
+the number of individuals is decreasing, the number of families is
+not. The ancient quiverfuls are disappearing, and the tale of children
+in a family is diminishing. But the general welfare of the family
+itself is increasing, while the marvellous facilities of communication
+bring all resources into the hills, and the remote little village of
+the old pastor is practically becoming a suburb.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If a higher general welfare prevails, what matter if the population
+somewhat declines? Quality is better than quantity. If, as a Senator
+of Massachusetts says, the people of the hills are merely descending
+into the valleys, who can complain if they bring with them the simple
+and hardy virtues which grow upon the hills like the great
+agricultural staples? Let the census say what it will, statistics need
+not frighten until they show a decadence of character as well as a
+decline of population. If, however, character is decaying, if the
+primary conditions of that fundamental life of the country are
+changing, a general change may be anticipated. But in Arcadia those
+signs do not yet appear. Whether there are more or fewer persons than
+there were fifty years ago, the comfort, the resources, the
+opportunities are constantly greater. Undoubtedly they bring their
+dangers and disadvantages. But the same steady force of character that
+dealt with the old difficulties can deal with the new.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Perhaps the trouble lies less in the depletion of the hills than in
+the surfeit of the shore. The dragon of the glittering scales that
+threatens American youth and maidens may be rather Sybaris by the sea
+than Arcadia on the hills. It may be also rather the annual
+half-million of utter aliens that come from other lands, strange to us
+in everything that fosters a homogeneous national life, rather than
+the hundreds who come down morally as well as numerically from the
+uplands nearer heaven.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So in the larger academy which the young pastor unconsciously founded
+the various voices of suggestion, experience, and reflection spoke. It
+was a rural feast, an Arcadian holiday, such as the Swedish poet
+Tegner might have sketched in simple and melodious measure, or Grecian
+artists carved upon a frieze.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then in the late and beautiful afternoon, and later in the light of
+the full moon, the guests dispersed, weaving the fragmentary hints of
+speech into completer views and purposes of patriotic life, as the
+children of the fairies wove the scattered shreds of gold into shining
+garments. Slowly over the hills by every bowery road, towards loftier
+Goshen and Hawley, and higher Chesterfield, and Plainfield where
+Byrant sang to the Water-fowl, down winding ways to Buckland and
+Charlemont and Zoar, eastward to Conway and Deerfield and remoter
+Sunderland, and all the wide valley of the Connecticut, the pilgrims
+wended homeward.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+THE END.
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
+
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+Project Gutenberg's From the Easy Chair, vol. 1, by George William Curtis
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+Title: From the Easy Chair, vol. 1
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+Author: George William Curtis
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+[Illustration: Portrait of the author]
+
+FROM THE EASY CHAIR
+
+BY
+
+GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS
+
+
+
+
+"I shall from Time to Time Report and Consider all Matters of what
+Kind Soever that shall occur to Me." --THE TATLER.
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862
+AT THE OPERA IN 1864
+EMERSON LECTURING
+SHOPS AND SHOPPING
+MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN
+DICKENS READING [1867]
+PHILLIS
+THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE
+HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS
+THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS [1871]
+URBS AND RUS
+RIP VAN WINKLE
+A CHINESE CRITIC
+HOLIDAY SAUNTERING
+WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD [1881]
+EASTER BONNETS
+JENNY LIND
+THE TOWN
+SARAH SHAW RUSSELL
+STREET MUSIC
+A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY
+CECILIA PLAYING
+THE MANNERLESS SEX
+ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE
+PLAYERS
+UNMUSICAL BOXES
+THE ACADEMY DINNER IN ARCADIA
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862.
+
+
+The house was full, and murmurous with the pleasant chat and rustling
+movement of well-dressed persons of both sexes who waited patiently
+the coming of the orator, looking at the expanse of stage, which was
+carpeted, and covered with rows of settees that went backward from the
+footlights to a landscape of charming freshness of color, that might
+have been set for the "Maid of Milan" or the pastoral opera. Between
+the seats and the foot-lights was a broad space, upon which stood a
+small table and two or three chairs; and if the orator of the evening,
+like a _primo tenore_, had been surveying the house through the
+friendly chinks of the pastoral landscape, he would have felt a warm
+suffusion of pleasure that his name should be the magic spell to
+summon an audience so fair, so numerous, and so intelligent.
+
+There were ushers who showed ladies to seats, and with their
+dress-coats and bright badges looked like a milder Metropolitan
+police. But no greater force was presumed to be required of them than
+pressing aside a too discursive crinoline. In the soft, ample light,
+as the audience sat with fluttering ribbons and bright gems and
+splendid silks and shawls, so tranquilly expectant, so calmly smiling,
+so shyly blushing (if, haply, in all that crowd there were a pair of
+lovers!), it was hard to believe that civil war was wasting the land,
+and that at the very moment some of those glad hearts were broken--but
+would not know it until the sad news came. Yet it was easy, in the
+same glance, to feel that even the terrible shape that we thought we
+had eluded forever did not seem, after all, so terrible; that even
+civil war might be shaking the gates and the guests still smile in the
+chambers.
+
+But while leaning against the wall, under the balcony, the Easy Chair
+looks around upon the humming throng and thinks of camps far away, and
+beating drums and wild alarms and sweeping squadrons of battle, there
+is a sudden hush and a simultaneous glance towards one side of the
+house, and there, behind the seats at the side, and making for the
+stage door, marches a procession, two and two, very solemn, very bald,
+very gray, and in evening dress. They are the invited guests, the
+honored citizens of Brooklyn, the reverend clergy, and others; a body
+of substantial, intelligent, decorous persons. They disappear for a
+moment within the door, and immediately emerge upon the stage with a
+composed bustle, moving the seats, taking off their coats, sedately
+interchanging little jests, and finally seating themselves, and gazing
+at the audience evidently with a feeling of doubt whether the honor of
+the position compensates for its great disadvantage; for to sit behind
+an orator is to hear, without seeing, an actor.
+
+The audience is now waiting, both upon the stage and in the boxes,
+with patient expectation. There is little talking, but a tension of
+heads towards the stage. The last word is spoken there, the last joke
+expires; all attention is concentrated upon an expected object. The
+edge of eagerness is not suffered to turn, but precisely at the right
+moment a figure with a dark head and another with a gray head are seen
+at the depth of the stage, advancing through the aisle towards the
+foot-lights and the audience. They are the president of the society
+and the orator. The audience applauds. It is not a burst of
+enthusiasm; it is rather applausive appreciation of acknowledged
+merit. The gray-headed orator bows gravely and slightly, lays a roll
+of MS. upon the table, then he and the president seat themselves side
+by side. For a moment they converse, evidently complimenting the
+brilliant audience. The orator, also, evidently says that the table is
+right, that the light is right, that the glass of water is right, and
+finally that he is ready.
+
+In a few neat words "the honored son of Massachusetts" is introduced,
+and he rises and moves a few steps forward. Standing for a moment, he
+bows to the applause. He is dressed entirely in black; wearing a
+dress-coat, and not a frock. Before he says a word, although it is but
+a moment, a sudden flash of memory reveals to the attentive Easy Chair
+all that he has heard and read of the orator before him; how he
+returned an accomplished scholar from Germany, graced with a delicacy
+of culture hitherto unknown to our schools; how the youthful professor
+of Greek at Harvard, transferred to the pulpit of Brattle Street, in
+Boston, held men and women in thrall by the splendor of his rhetoric
+and the pleading music of his voice, drawing the young scholars after
+him, who are now our chief glory and pride; how his Phi Beta Kappa
+oration in 1824 and its apostrophe to Lafayette, who was present, is
+still the fond tradition of those who heard it; and how as he passed
+on from triumph to triumph in his art of oratory, the elegance, the
+skill, the floridity, the elaboration, the unfailing fitness and
+severe propriety of his art, with all its minor gifts, consoled Boston
+that it was not Athens or Rome, and had not heard Demosthenes or
+Cicero.
+
+If you ventured curiously to question this fond recollection, to ask
+whether the eloquence was of the heart and soul, or of the mind and
+lips; whether it were impassioned oratory, burning, resistless, such
+as we suppose Demosthenes and Patrick Henry poured out; or whether it
+were polished and skilful declamation--those old listeners were like
+lovers. They did not know; they did not care. They remembered the
+magic tone, the witchery of grace, the exuberant rhetoric; they
+recalled the crowds clustering at his feet, the gusts of emotion that
+in the church swept over the pews, the thrills of delight that in the
+hall shook the audience; their own youth was part of it; they saw
+their own bloom in the flower they remembered, and they could not
+criticise or compare.
+
+All this recollection flashed through the mind of the Easy Chair
+before the orator had well opened his lips. The tradition was
+overpowering. It was not fair, but it was inevitable. If we could see
+and hear Patrick Henry, with uplifted finger, shouting, "Charles First
+had his Cromwell, and George Third--may take warning by his example!"
+would it be, could it be, even with all our expectation, what we
+believe it to have been? After the tremendous blare of trumpets in
+advance that shake our very souls within us, no ordinary mortal can
+satisfy the transcendent anticipation. We lift the leathern curtain of
+St. Peter's, and catching our breath, look in. Alas! we see plainly
+the other end of the great church, but with secret disappointment,
+because we imagined there would be but a dim immensity of space. For
+the first time we behold Niagara, and resentfully we ask, "Is that
+all?" The illimitable expectation is too bewildering an overture. So
+the eyes with which the Easy Chair saw were touched with glamour. The
+ears with which it heard were full of eloquence beyond that of mortal
+lips. And there was the orator just beginning to speak. It was not
+fair; no, it was not fair.
+
+The first words were clearly cut, simply and perfectly articulated.
+"It is often said that the day for speaking has passed, and that of
+action has arrived." It was a direct, plain introduction; not a florid
+exordium. The voice was clear and cold and distinct; not especially
+musical, not at all magnetic. The orator was incessantly moving; not
+rushing vehemently forward or stepping defiantly backward, with that
+quaint planting of the foot, like Beecher; but restlessly changing his
+place, with smooth and rounded but monotonous movement. The arms and
+hands moved harmonious with the body, not with especial reference to
+what was said, but apparently because there must be action. The first
+part of the discourse was strictly a lucid narrative of events and
+causes: a compact and calm chapter of our political history by a man
+as well versed in it as any man in the country; and it culminated in a
+description of the fall of Sumter. This was an elaborate picture in
+words of a perfectly neutral tint. There was not a single one which
+was peculiarly picturesque or vivid; no electric phrase that sent the
+whole striking scene shuddering home to every hearer; no sudden light
+of burning epithet, no sad elegiac music. The passage was purely
+academic. Each word was choice; each detail was finished; it was
+properly cumulative to its climax; and when that was reached, loud
+applause followed. It was general, but not enthusiastic. No one could
+fail to admire the skill with which the sentence was constructed; and
+so elaborate a piece of workmanship justly challenged high praise. But
+still--still, do you get any thrill from the most perfect mosaic?
+
+Then followed a caustic and brilliant sketch of the attitude of
+Virginia in this war. In this part of his discourse the orator was
+himself an historic personage; for it was to him, when editor of the
+_North American Review_, that James Madison wrote his letter
+explanatory of the Virginia resolutions of '98. The wit that sparkled
+then in the pages of the _Review_ glittered now along the speech. Here
+was Junius turned gentleman and transfixing a State with satire. The
+action of the orator was unchanged. But, in one passage, after
+describing the wrongs wrought by rebels upon the country, he turned,
+with upraised hand, to the rows of white-cravated clergymen who sat
+behind him, and apostrophized them: "Tell me, ministers of the living
+God, may we not without a breach of Christian charity exclaim,
+
+ "'Is there not some hidden curse,
+ Some chosen thunder in the stores of heaven,
+ Red with uncommon wrath to blast the man
+ That seeks his greatness in his country's ruin?'"
+
+This passage was uttered with more force than any in the oration. The
+orator's hands were clasped and raised; he moved more rapidly across
+the stage; the words were spoken with artistic energy, and loudly
+applauded.
+
+Thus far the admirable clearness of statement and perfect propriety of
+speech, added to the personal prestige which surrounds any man so
+distinguished as the orator, had secured a well-bred attention. But
+there was not yet that eager, fixed intentness, sensitive to every
+tone and shifting humor of the speaker, which shows that he thoroughly
+possesses and controls the audience. There was none of that charmed
+silence in which the very heart and soul seem to be listening; and at
+any moment it would have been easy to go out.
+
+But when leaving the purely historical current the orator struck into
+some considerations upon the views of our affairs taken by foreign
+nations, the vivacious skill of his treatment excited a more vital
+attention. There was a truer interest and a heartier applause. And
+when still pressing on, but with unchanged action, he glanced at the
+consequences of a successful rebellion, the audience was, for the
+first time, really aroused.
+
+Let us suppose, said the orator, that secession is successful, what
+has been gained? How are the causes of discontent removed? Will the
+malcontents have seceded because of the non-rendition of fugitive
+slaves? But how has secession helped it? When, in the happy words of
+another, Canada has been brought down to the Potomac, do they think
+their fugitives will be restored? No: not if they came to its banks
+with the hosts of Pharaoh, and the river ran dry in its bed.
+
+Loud applause here rang through the building.
+
+Or, continued the orator, more vehemently, do they think, in that
+case, to carry their slaves into territories now free? No, not if the
+Chief-justice of the United States--and here a volley of applause
+rattled in, and the orator wiped his forehead--not if the venerable
+Chief-justice Taney should live yet a century, and issue a Dred Scott
+decision every day of his life.
+
+Here followed the sincerest applause of the whole evening; and the
+Easy Chair pinched his neighbor to make sure that all was as it
+seemed; that these were words actually spoken, and that the orator was
+Edward Everett.
+
+The hour and a half were passed. The peroration was upon the speaker's
+tongue, closing with an exhortation to old men and old women, young
+men and maidens, each in his kind and degree, to come as the waves
+come when navies are stranded--to come as the winds come when forests
+are rended--to come with heart and hand, with purse and
+knitting-needle, with sword and gun, and fight for the Union.
+
+He bowed: the audience clapped for a moment, then rose and bustled
+out.
+
+--It was not fair; no, it was not fair. The Easy Chair did not
+find--how could it find?--the charm which those of another day
+remembered. The oration was an admirable and elaborate address, full
+of instruction and truth and patriotism, the work of a remarkably
+accomplished man of great public experience. It was written in the
+plainest language, and did not contain an obscure word. It was
+delivered with perfect propriety, with the confidence that comes from
+the habit of public speaking, and with artistic skill of articulation
+and emphasis. As an illustration of memory it was remarkable, for it
+was but the second time that the address had been spoken. It occupied
+an hour and a half in the delivery, and yet the manuscript lay
+unopened upon the table. Only three or four times was there any
+hesitation which reminded the hearer that the speaker was repeating
+what he had already written. His power in this respect has been often
+mentioned. He is understood to have said that, if he reads anything
+once, he can repeat it correctly; but if he has written it out, he can
+repeat it exactly and always. This unusual facility secures to all his
+addresses a completeness and finish which very few orators command. He
+can say exactly what he means, and nothing more, being never betrayed
+by confusion or sudden emotion to say, as so many speakers say, more
+than they really think.
+
+But, on the other hand, it is doubtful whether all that electric
+eloquence by which the hearer is caught up as by a whirlwind and swept
+onward at the will of the orator, is not now a tradition in the
+speeches of the orator. The glow of feeling, the rush of rhetoric, the
+fiery burst of passionate power--the overwhelming impulse which makes
+senates adjourn and men spring to arms--were they in the orator or in
+the fascinated youth of those who remember the sermon in Brattle
+Street, the apostrophe to Lafayette?
+
+
+
+
+AT THE OPERA IN 1864.
+
+
+It was a strange chance that took the Easy Chair, the other evening,
+to the opera in the midst of a terrible war. But there was the scene,
+exactly as it used to be. There were the bright rows of pretty women
+and smiling men; the white and fanciful opera-cloaks; the gay rich
+dresses; the floating ribbons; the marvellous _chevelures_; the
+pearl-gray, the dove, and "tan" gloves, holding the jewelled fans and
+the beautiful bouquets--the smile, the sparkle, the grace, the superb
+and irresistible dandyism that we all know so well in the days of
+golden youth--they were all there, and the warm atmosphere was sweet
+with the thick odor of heliotrope, the very scent of _haute societe_.
+
+The house was full: the opera was "Faust," and by one of the exquisite
+felicities of the stage, the hero, a mild, ineffective gentleman, sang
+his ditties and passionate bursts in Italian, while the poor Gretchen
+vowed and rouladed in the German tongue. Certainly nothing is more
+comical than the careful gravity with which people of the highest
+civilization look at the absurd incongruities of the stage. After the
+polyglot love-making, Gretchen goes up steps and enters a house.
+Presently she opens a window at which she evidently could not appear
+as she does breast high, without having her feet in the cellar. The
+Italian Faust rushes, ascends three steps leading to the window, which
+could not by any possibility appropriately be found there, and
+reclines his head upon the bosom of the fond maid. We all look on and
+applaud with "sensation." But ought we not to insist, however, that
+ladies in the play shall stand upon the floor, and that the floor in a
+stately mansion shall not be two feet below the front door-sill? And
+ought we not to demand that Faust shall woo Gretchen in their
+mother-tongue?
+
+But we, the ludicrous public, who snarl at the carpenter and shoemaker
+if the fitness of things be not observed; we, the shrewd critics, who
+pillory the luckless painter who dresses a gentleman of the
+Restoration in the ruff of James First's court, gaze calmly on the
+most ridiculous anachronisms and impossibilities, and smite our
+perfumed gloves in approbation. It is no excuse to say that the whole
+thing is absurd; that people do not carry on the business of life in
+song, nor expire in recitative. That is true, but even fairy tales
+have their consistency. Every part is adapted to every other, and, in
+the key, the whole is harmonious. Hermann, for instance, the basso,
+who sang Mephistopheles, would have been quite perfect if he had only
+remembered this. But he forgot that Mephisto is a sly and subtle
+devil. He caricatured him. He made him a buffoon and repulsive. Such
+extravagance could not have imposed upon Faust or Martha; yet we all
+agreed that it was very fine, and amiably applauded what no opera-goer
+of sense could seriously approve.
+
+You think that this is taking syllabub seriously, and that the
+circumstances of the time had made the Easy Chair hypercritical. No;
+it was only that there comes a time in theatre-going when the boxes
+are more interesting than the stage. The mimic life fades before the
+real. In the midst of the finest phrases of the impassioned Herr
+Faust, what if your truant eyes stray across the parquette and see a
+slight, pale figure, and recognize one of the bravest and most daring
+Union generals, whose dashing assaults upon the enemy's works carried
+dismay and victory day after day? Herr Faust trills on, but you see
+the sombre field and the desperate battle and the glorious cause.
+Gretchen musically sighs, but you see the brave boys lying where they
+fell: you hear the deep, sullen roar of the cannonade; you catch far
+away through the tumult of war the fierce shout of victory. And there
+sits the slight, pale figure with eyes languidly fixed upon the stage;
+his heart musing upon other scenes; himself the unconscious hero of a
+living drama.
+
+Or, if you choose to lift your eyes, you see that woman with the
+sweet, fair face, composed, not sad, turned with placid interest
+towards the loves of Gretchen and Faust. She sees the eager delight of
+the meeting; she hears the ardent vow; she feels the rapture of the
+embrace. With placid interest she watches all--she, and the sedate
+husband by her side. And yet when her eyes wander it is to see a man
+in the parquette below her on the other side, who, between the acts,
+rises with the rest and surveys the house, and looks at her as at all
+the others. At this distance you cannot say if any softer color steals
+into that placid face; you cannot tell if his survey lingers longer
+upon her than upon the rest. Yet she was Gretchen once, and he was
+Faust. There is no moonlight romance, no garden ecstasy, poorly
+feigned upon the stage, that is not burned with eternal fire into
+their memories. Night after night they come. They do not especially
+like this music. They are not infatuated with these singers. They have
+seats for the season; she with her husband, he in the orchestra
+chairs. She has a pleasant home and sweet children and a kind mate,
+and is not unhappy. He is at ease in his fortunes, and content. They
+do not come here that they may see each other. They meet elsewhere as
+all acquaintances meet. They cherish no morbid repining, no
+sentimental regret. But every night there is an opera, and the theme
+of every opera is love; and once, ah! once, she was Gretchen and he
+was Faust.
+
+Do you see? These are three out of the three thousand. There is
+nothing to distinguish them from the rest. Look at them all, and
+reflect that all have their history; and that it is known, as this one
+is known, to some other old Easy Chair, sitting in the parquette and
+spying round the house. "All the world's a stage, and men and women
+merely players."
+
+Is it quite so? Are these players? The young pale general there, the
+placid woman, the man in the orchestra stall, have they been playing
+only? There are scars upon that young soldier's body; in the most
+secret drawer of that woman's chamber there is a dry, scentless
+flower; the man in the orchestra stall could show you a tress of
+golden hair. If they are players, who is in earnest?
+
+
+
+
+EMERSON LECTURING.
+
+
+Many years ago the Easy Chair used to hear Ralph Waldo Emerson
+lecture. Perhaps it was in the small Sunday-school room under a
+country meeting-house, on sparkling winter nights, when all the
+neighborhood came stamping and chattering to the door in hood and
+muffler, or ringing in from a few miles away, buried under
+buffalo-skins. The little, low room was dimly lighted with oil-lamps,
+and the boys clumped about the stoves in their cowhide boots, and
+laughed and buzzed and ate apples and peanuts and giggled, and grew
+suddenly solemn when the grave men and women looked at them. At the
+desk stood the lecturer and read his manuscript, and all but the boys
+sat silent and inthralled by the musical spell.
+
+Some of the hearers remembered the speaker as a boy, as a young man.
+Some wondered what he was talking about. Some thought him very queer.
+All laughed at the delightful humor or the illustrative anecdote that
+sparkled for a moment upon the surface of his talk; and some sat
+inspired with unknown resolves, soaring upon lofty hopes as they
+heard. A nobler life, a better manhood, a purer purpose wooed every
+listening soul. It was not argument, nor description, nor appeal. It
+was wit and wisdom, and hard sense and poetry, and scholarship and
+music. And when the words were spoken and the lecturer sat down, the
+Easy Chair sat still and heard the rich cadences lingering in the air,
+as the young priest's heart throbs with the long vibrations when the
+organist is gone.
+
+The same speaker had been heard a few years previously in the Masonic
+Temple in Boston. It was the fashion among the gay to call him
+transcendental. Grave parents were quoted as saying, "I don't go to
+hear Mr. Emerson; I don't understand him. But my daughters do." Then
+came a volume containing the discourses. They were called _Essays_.
+Has our literature produced any wiser book?
+
+As the lyceum or lecture system grew, the philosopher whom "my
+daughters" understood was called to speak. A simplicity of manner that
+could be called rustic if it were not of a shy, scholarly elegance;
+perfect composure, clear, clean, crisp sentences; maxims as full of
+glittering truth as a winter night of stars; an incessant spray of
+fine fancies like the November shower of meteors; and the same
+intellectual and moral exaltation, expansion, and aspiration, were the
+characteristics of all his lectures.
+
+He was never exactly popular, but always gave a tone and flavor to the
+whole lyceum course, as the lump of ambergris flavors the Sultan's
+cups of coffee for a year. "We can have him once in three or four
+seasons," said the committees. But really they had him all the time
+without knowing it. He was the philosopher Proteus, and he spoke
+through all the more popular mouths. The speakers were acceptable
+because they were liberal, and he was the great liberalizer. They
+were, and they are, the middle-men between him and the public. They
+watered the nectar, and made it easy to drink.
+
+The Easy Chair heard from time to time of Proteus on the platform--how
+he was more and more eccentric--how he could not be understood--how
+abrupt his manner was. But the Chair did not believe that the flame
+which had once been so pure could ever be dimmer, especially as he
+recognized its soft lustre on every aspect of life around him.
+
+After many years the opportunity to hear him came again; and although
+the experiment was dangerous the Chair did not hesitate to try it. The
+hall was pretty and not too large, and the audience was the best that
+the country could furnish. Every one came solely to hear the speaker,
+for it was one lecture in a course of his only. It was pleasant to
+look around and mark the famous men and the accomplished women
+gathering quietly in the same city where they used to gather to hear
+him a quarter of a century before. How much the man who was presently
+to speak had done for their lives, and their children's, and the
+country! The power of one man is not easily traced in its channels and
+details, but it is marked upon the whole. The word "transcendentalism"
+has long passed by. It has not, perhaps, even yet gone out of fashion
+to smile at wisdom as visionary, but this particular wise man had been
+acquitted of being understood by my daughters, and there were rows of
+"hardheads," "practical people," curious and interesting to
+contemplate in the audience.
+
+The tall figure entered at a side door, and sat down upon a sofa
+behind the desk. Age seemed not to have touched him since the evenings
+in the country Sunday-school room. As he stood at the desk the
+posture, the figure, the movement, were all unchanged. There was the
+same rapt introverted glance as he began in a low voice, and for an
+hour the older tree shook off a ceaseless shower of riper, fairer
+fruit. The topic was "Table-Talk, or Conversation;" and the lecture
+was its own most perfect illustration. It was not a sermon, nor an
+oration, nor an argument; it was the perfection of talk; the talk of a
+poet, of a philosopher, of a scholar. Its wit was a rapier, smooth,
+sharp, incisive, delicate, exquisite. The blade was pure as an icicle.
+You would have sworn that the hilt was diamond. The criticism was
+humane, lofty, wise, sparkling; the anecdote so choice and apt, and
+trickling from so many sources, that we seemed to be hearing the best
+things of the wittiest people. It was altogether delightful, and the
+audience sat glowing with satisfaction. There was no rhetoric, no
+gesture, no grimace, no dramatic familiarity and action; but the
+manner was self-respectful and courteous to the audience, and the tone
+supremely just and sincere. "He is easily king of us all," whispered
+an orator.
+
+Yet it was not oratory either in its substance or purpose. It was a
+statement of what this wise man believed conversation ought to be. Its
+inevitable influence--the moral of the lecture, dear Lady Flora--was a
+purification of daily talk, and the general good influence of incisive
+truth-telling. If we have ever had a greater preacher of that gospel
+who is he?
+
+
+
+
+SHOPS AND SHOPPING.
+
+
+If the stranger in New York, on any pleasant day, finds himself near
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage he will be in the midst of a very
+pretty scene. Perhaps as he reads these words and asks the question
+where that romantic cot may be found, he is comfortably seated in it,
+with his feet placidly reposing upon its window-sills. It is, indeed,
+in a new form. It no longer looks as it did to the early citizen of
+fifty years ago, driving out before breakfast upon the Bloomingdale
+Road, and surveying the calm river from the seclusion of Stryker's
+Bay. It had an indefinable road-side English air in those far-off
+mornings. The early citizen would not have been surprised had he heard
+the horn of the guard merrily winding, and beheld the mail-coach of
+old England bowling up to the door. There were fields and open spaces
+about it, for it was on the edge of the city that was already reaching
+out upon the island. Bloomingdale! Twas a lovely name, and 'tis a
+great pity that the chief association with it is that of a very dusty
+road.
+
+Meanwhile, if you will contemplate the Fifth Avenue Hotel you will see
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage in its present form. But what a
+busy, brilliant neighborhood it is now! There are shops that recall
+the prettiest upon the boulevards in Paris; and the people are greatly
+to be pitied who are too fine to stop and look into them. To be too
+fine is to lose much. Yet what scion of the golden youth of this
+moment would dare to walk by the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway
+Cottage eating an apple at three o'clock in the afternoon?
+
+There was a grave and well-dressed gentleman who stopped recently at
+the stand of Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan, which is just in the midst of
+the gay promenade, to transact some business in peanut candy. The
+interest of the public in that operation was inconceivable. If he had
+been Mr. Vanderbilt buying out Mr. Astor--if he had been a lunatic
+astray from the asylum, or a clown escaped from the circus--he could
+hardly have excited more attention. The passengers stared in
+amazement. Some young gentlemen, escorting certain young ladies from
+school, cracked excellent jokes upon the honest buyer of peanut candy;
+and if his daughter or any friend had chanced to pass and had seen
+him, she would probably have been seriously troubled and half ashamed.
+
+Now peanut candy is very good, and at Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan's
+stand it is very cheap. Nobody is ashamed of liking it, nor of eating
+it. If the grave gentleman had stepped into Caswell's brilliant shop,
+let us suppose--where, perhaps, it is also sold--and had called for
+that particular sweet, nobody would have stared nor made a joke nor
+felt that it was extraordinary. Yet, how many of the brave generals in
+the war, who charged in the very face of flaming batteries, would dare
+to stop at Mrs. O'Finnigan's and buy ten cents' worth of peanut candy
+if they saw Mrs. Sweller's carriage approaching, or Miss Dasher just
+coming upon the walk? And as for the Misses Spanker, who daily drive
+in that superb open wagon with yellow wheels, and who resemble nothing
+so much as the figures in a Parisian doll-carriage, if they saw an
+admirer of theirs bargaining for peanut candy at a street stand they
+would not know him--they would no more bow to a man so lost to all the
+finer sense of the _comme il faut_ than they would nod to a
+street-sweeper. It is astonishing what an effect is produced upon some
+human beings of the tender sex by clothing them in silks cut in a
+certain form, and seating them in a high wooden box on yellow wheels.
+
+And upon us, also. When the Easy Chair beholds the silken Misses
+Spanker rolling by, superior, upon those yellow wheels, it is with
+difficulty that it recalls the cheese and sausage from which all that
+splendor springs. To-morrow it will be Mrs. O'Finnigan's grandchildren
+who will look down from their yellow wheels at the peanut and apple
+stands, and wonder how persons can be so vulgar as to buy candy in the
+streets. It is a whim of Mrs. Grundy's, who is all whimsey. She will
+not let us buy a piece of simple candy at the corner, but she will
+allow us to drag a silk dress over the garbage of the pavement. 'Tis a
+whimsical sovereign. But we are so carefully trained that it is not
+easy to disobey her. If to prove your independence you should stop to
+buy the candy, would the pleasure of asserting yourself balance the
+unpleasant consciousness that you were wondered at and laughed at?
+
+But the text was shops, and we have drifted into this episode because
+Mrs. O'Finnigan sells peanut candy in her shop upon the sidewalk near
+the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage, in the midst of the
+gay spectacle of a summer day. And within a stone's-toss of her stand
+how many fine houses you will see, and how many other fascinating
+shops! Our English ancestors were called a shopkeeping nation by
+Napoleon; but it is his own Frenchmen and Frenchwomen who have the
+true secret of shopkeeping. They make shops fascinating. They have
+made shopkeeping a fine art. The other day the Easy Chair stepped into
+a shop in Maiden Lane, prepared to spend a very pretty sum of money,
+for a very proper purpose. But if it had invaded the shopkeeper's
+house, which is his castle, or threatened his hat, which is his crown,
+it could not have been received more coolly. The disdainful
+indifference with which its question was answered was exquisitely
+comical; and the shopkeeper proceeded to look for what was required
+with a superb carelessness, and an air of utter weariness and disgust
+of this incessant doing of favors to the most undeserving and
+insignificant people. It was plainly an act of pure grace that the
+Easy Chair was not instantly shot into the street as rubbish, or given
+in charge to the police as a common vagabond.
+
+This worthy attendant--doubtless very estimable in his private
+capacity--is a serious injury to the business which he is supposed to
+help. He does not in the least understand his profession. Let an Easy
+Chair advise him to run over the sea to Paris, and observe how they
+keep shop in that capital. Does he want a cravat? Here is a houri,
+neatly dressed, evidently long waiting for him especially, and eager
+to serve him. "Is it a cravat that Monsieur wishes? Charming! The most
+ravishing styles are just ready! Is it blue, or this, or that, that
+Monsieur prefers? Monsieur's taste is perfect. Look! It is a miracle
+of beauty that he selects. Will he permit?" And before you know it,
+you foolish fellow, who don't understand the first principle of your
+calling--before you know it, she has thrown it around your neck, she
+has tied it deftly under your chin, and that pretty face is looking
+into yours, and that pleasant voice is saying, "Nothing could be
+better. It is the most smiling effect possible!" You might as well
+hope to escape the sirens, as to go from under those hands without
+buying that cravat.
+
+This is shopkeeping, and a little study of the art, as thus practised,
+would be of the utmost service to the Easy Chair's friend in Maiden
+Lane. The shops there are pretty, and especially during the holidays
+they are glittering, but they are a little cold and formal. The air of
+the Boulevards is to be detected only in the neighborhood of Corporal
+Thompson's Broadway Cottage. Whether cravats are there wafted around
+the buyer's neck, as it were, entangling him hopelessly in silken and
+satin webs, the Easy Chair does not know. But it can believe it, as it
+passes by upon the outside, and beholds the windows which Paris could
+hardly surpass. Through those windows it sees that, as in Paris, the
+attendants are often women. It is thereby reminded that in Paris the
+women are among the most accomplished accountants also; and it
+remembers that in the same city men are cooks. It is very sure that
+when Madame Welles, who was afterwards the Marchioness De Lavalette,
+became at the death of her husband the head of the great
+banking-house, her cook was a man.
+
+And thereupon the Easy Chair falls into meditation upon "the sphere"
+of the sexes, and asks itself, as it loiters about the site of the
+Broadway Cottage, admiring the pretty shops, whether, if it be womanly
+for woman to keep shop and to acquire property by her faithful
+industry, it can be manly for man to make laws appropriating and using
+her property without her consent?
+
+
+
+
+MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN.
+
+
+Mrs. Grundy was lately astonished by the remark of a cheerful
+cosmopolitan whom she proposed to introduce to a very rich man. She
+seemed to catch her breath as she spoke of his exceeding great riches
+in the tone of admiring awe which betrays the devout snob. The
+cosmopolitan listened pleasantly as Mrs. Grundy spoke with the air of
+proposing to him the greatest of favors and blessings.
+
+"You say he is very rich?" he asked.
+
+"Enormously, fabulously," replied Mrs. Grundy, as if crossing herself.
+
+"Will he give me any of his money?"
+
+Mrs. Grundy gazed blankly at the questioner. "Give you any of his
+money? What do you mean?"
+
+"Mean?" answered the cheerful cosmopolitan; "my meaning is plain. If I
+am introduced to a scholar, he gives me something of his scholarship;
+a traveller gives me experience; a scientific man, information; a
+musician plays or sings for me; and if you introduce me to a man whose
+distinction is his riches, I wish to know what advantage I am to gain
+from his acquaintance, and whether I may expect him to impart to me
+something of that for which he is distinguished."
+
+Mrs. Grundy, who is easily discomposed by an unexpected turn in the
+conversation, looked confused, but said, presently, "Why, you will
+dine with the Midases and the Plutuses."
+
+"But they are merely the same thing," said the cosmopolitan, gayly.
+"You know the story: Mr. and Mrs. MacSycophant, Miss MacSycophant,
+Miss Imogen MacSycophant, Mr. Plantagenet MacSycophant, Miss Boadicea
+MacSycophant--and more of the same. One MacSycophant is as good as
+twenty, Mrs. Grundy; and as I know the Midases already, and find them
+amusingly dull, why should I know the Plutuses, who are probably even
+duller?"
+
+Mrs. Grundy looked as if transfixed.
+
+"Oh," continued the cosmopolitan, laughing, "I do not deny that money
+is an excellent thing. I am glad that I am not in want of it. But it
+is a dangerous thing to handle. If you don't manage it well it exposes
+you terribly. Great riches are like an electric light--like a noonday
+sun; they reveal everything. If a man stands in a ridiculous attitude,
+or is clad scantily, the intense light displays him remorselessly to
+every beholder. Great riches do the same. I saw you at the Midases',
+dear Mrs. Grundy. Did you ever see a more sumptuous entertainment or a
+more splendid palace? What pictures and statues and vases! what
+exquisite and costly decoration! what gold and glass! what Sevres and
+Dresden! But the more I admired the beautiful works of art, the more I
+thought of the enthusiasm and devotion of the artist, the more I was
+touched by the grace and delicacy of color and form around me; and the
+more I heard Midas talk, the more clearly I saw that he did not see,
+or feel, or understand anything of the real value and significance of
+his own _entourage_. The more beautiful it was, the more plainly it
+displayed his total want of perception of beauty.
+
+"His house is a magnificent museum. It is full of treasures. But they
+all dwarf and deride him. They are so many relentless lights turned on
+to show how completely he is not at home in his own house. He is as
+much out of place among them as a horse in a studio. He has all the
+proper books of a gentleman's library, and all superbly bound. What
+does he know about them? He never read a book. He has marvellous
+pictures. What does he know of pictures? He doesn't know whether
+Gainsborough was a painter or a potter, or whether Giotto was a Greek
+or a Roman. He has books and pictures merely because he has money
+enough to buy them, and because it is understood that a fine house
+should have a library and a gallery. Is it otherwise with his glass
+and porcelain? What do you think that he could tell you of Dresden
+china--its history, its masters, its manufacture? You say that very
+few people could tell you much about it. Granted; but if a man
+surrounds himself with it, and forces it upon your attention, you have
+a right not only to ask such questions, but to expect answers.
+
+"My dear Mrs. Grundy, when I was a young man on my travels, and was
+introduced at a London club, the porter, or the major-domo, or the
+door-keeper, or whatever he was, seemed to me like a peer of the
+realm. He was faultlessly dressed, and he had most tranquil manners.
+Well, our good friend Midas is that gentleman. He is the curator of a
+fine museum. He opens the door to a well-furnished club. But he is in
+no proper sense master of his house. The master of such a house, as
+Goethe said of the picture-owner, is the man to whom you can say,
+'Show me the best.' Poor Midas could only show us the costliest. Eh,
+Mrs. Grundy?"
+
+That excellent lady's eyes had expanded, during these remarks, until
+they were fixed in a round, stony stare at the cheerful cosmopolitan.
+
+"And this, you see, my good lady, is the reason that all this display
+is called vulgar. It represents nothing but money. It does not
+represent taste, or intelligence, or talent, in the possessor, and the
+sole relation between him and his possessions is his ability to pay
+for them. You drink his superior wines. But even you, Mrs. Grundy, are
+not quite sure that he could distinguish between the finest madeira
+and a common sherry. That is no fault, surely, but there is a great
+difference between wines.
+
+"When you kindly offer to present me to a gentleman of whom you can
+say only that he is very rich, and I ask you if he will give me some
+of his money, you look surprised and shocked. But I am not a
+misanthrope, and I ask a question which you can answer affirmatively.
+He will give me some of his money in giving me some of the pleasure
+which is derivable from what his money buys. For that I am grateful. I
+tip the custode with my sincere thanks. I bow to the door-keeper with
+hearty acknowledgment. I shall go again and again with great pleasure.
+But I shall not make the singular mistake of supposing that he bears
+the same relation to his possessions that the musician bears to his
+music, and the scholar to his knowledge, and the traveller to his
+shrewd observation.
+
+"You think that I am basely looking a gift horse in the mouth. Not at
+all. I am only declining to believe the porter to be a peer of the
+realm merely because he wears a white cravat and has tranquil manners.
+If Midas is a dull man, all the money in the world does not make him
+interesting. But if he has accumulated beautiful and interesting
+things, I shall gladly go to his house and see them. Now, my dear Mrs.
+Grundy, that is very different from going to his house to see the
+Plutuses. They are not the possessions that make his house desirable.
+My young friend Hornet says that if the only way to drink Midas's
+gold-seal Johannisberger is to take Mrs. Plutus down to dinner, he
+will not hesitate to pay the price, as he is willing to pay the price
+of sea-sickness if he wishes to see the Vatican. Does my dear Mrs.
+Grundy comprehend?"
+
+--But the good lady was gone. She could draw but one conclusion from
+such a strain of remark about people with fabulous incomes. The
+cheerful cosmopolitan must have been dining with Mr. Midas, and must
+have sat much too long at table. What a pity that so pleasant a man
+should permit himself such excesses! There was, however, but one
+course for a self-respecting woman to pursue--Mrs. Grundy had left him
+alone.
+
+
+
+
+DICKENS READING. [1867.]
+
+
+When, hereafter, some chance traveller picks up this odd number of an
+old magazine and opens to this very page, let him know that the
+evening of Dickens's first reading in New York was bright with
+moonlight veiled in a soft gray snow-cloud. The crowd at the entrance
+was not large. The speculators in tickets were not troublesome,
+because all the tickets had been long sold. The police, as usual, were
+polite and efficient; and going up the steep staircase, and passing
+through the single door, we were all quietly and pleasantly seated by
+eight o'clock. The floor of Steinway Hall is level, so that the
+audience is lost to itself; but it was easy for all of us to perceive,
+by scanning our neighbors, that we were a very fine body of people. At
+least everybody who was present said so. We all remarked that the
+intelligence and distinction of the city were present, and that it
+must be extremely gratifying to Mr. Dickens to be welcomed by the most
+intellectual and appreciative audience that could be assembled in New
+York.
+
+The details of the arrangement upon the platform, the screen behind,
+the hidden lights above and below, and the stiff little table with the
+water-bottle, are familiar. But as we all sat looking at them, and at
+the variously splendid toilets that rustled in, and fluttered, and
+finally settled, it was not possible to escape the great thought that
+in a few moments we should see at that queer, stiff table the creator
+of Sam Weller, and Oliver Twist, and Micawber, and Dick Swiveller, and
+the rest of the endless, marvellous company--the greatest story-teller
+since Scott, one of the most famous names in literature since
+Fielding. When he was here before Carlyle growled in _Past and
+Present_ about "Schnauspiel, the distinguished novelist," and there
+were some who laughed. But the laugh has passed by.--Look! There is a
+man, who looks like somebody's "own man," who scuffles across the
+stage and turns up a burner or two; and he is scarcely out of the way
+when--there he comes, rapidly, in full evening dress, with a heavy
+watch-chain, and a nosegay in his button-hole, the world's own man.
+
+His reception was sober. The whole audience clapped its gloved hands.
+Not a heel, not a cane, mingled with the sound, not a solitary voice.
+It was a very muffled cordiality, an enthusiasm in kid gloves. The
+Easy Chair, for one, longed to rise and shout. Heaven has given us
+voices, brethren, with which to welcome and salute our friends, and if
+ever a long, long cheer should have rung from the heart, it was when
+the man who has done so much for all of us stood before us. But it was
+useless. The steady clapping was prolonged, and Dickers stood calmly,
+bowing easily once or twice, and waiting with the air of one ready to
+begin business.
+
+The instant there was silence he did begin: "Ladies and gentlemen, I
+am to have the honor of reading to you this evening the trial-scene
+from Pickwick, and a Christmas Carol in a prelude and three scenes.
+Scene first, Marley's Ghost. Marley was dead, to begin with." These
+words, or words very similar, were spoken in a husky voice, not
+remarkable in any way, and with the English cadence in articulation, a
+rising inflection at the end of every few words. They were spoken with
+perfect simplicity, and the introductory description was read with
+good sense, and conveyed a fine relish upon the reader's part of the
+things described. There was nothing formal, no effort of any kind. The
+left hand held the book, the right hand moved continually, slightly
+indicating the action described, as of putting on a muffler, or
+whatever it might be. But the moment Scrooge spoke the drama began.
+
+Every character was individualized by the voice and by a slight change
+of expression. But the reader stood perfectly still, and the instant
+transition of the voice from the dramatic to the descriptive tone was
+unfailing and extraordinary. This was perfection of art. Nor was the
+evenness of the variety less striking. Every character was indicated
+with the same felicity. Of course the previous image in the hearer's
+mind must be considered in estimating the effect. The reader does not
+create the character, the writer has done that; and now he refreshes
+it into unwonted vividness, as when a wet sponge is passed over an old
+picture. Scrooge, and Tiny Tim, and Sam Weller and his wonderful
+father, and Sergeant Buzfuz, and Justice Stareleigh have an intenser
+reality and vitality than before. As the reading advances the spell
+becomes more entrancing. The mind and heart answer instantly to every
+tone and look of the reader. In a passionate outburst, as in Bob
+Cratchit's wail for his lost little boy, or in Scrooge's prayer to be
+allowed to repent, the whole scene lives and throbs before you. And
+when, in the great trial of Bardell against Pickwick, the thick, fat
+voice of the elder Weller wheezes from the gallery, "Put it down with
+a wee, me Lerd, put it down with a wee," you turn to look for the
+gallery and behold the benevolent parent.
+
+Through all there is a striking sense of reserved power, and of
+absolute mastery of the art. There is no straining for points, no
+exaggeration, no extravagance, but an instinctive and adequate outlay
+of means for every effect, and a complete preservation of personal
+dignity throughout. The enjoyment is sincere and unique; and when the
+young gentleman before us remarks to the flossy young woman at his
+side that "any clever actor can do the thing as well," we congratulate
+him inwardly upon his experience of the theatre. Perhaps, also, the
+flossy young woman is of opinion that any clever author can write as
+well as this reader.
+
+There is a serious drawback to this first evening's enjoyment,
+however, and that is that fully a third of those present hear very
+imperfectly. Nothing can surpass the air of mingled indignation,
+chagrin, and disappointment with which a severe lady just behind
+declares that she did not hear a word, and adds, caustically, that the
+spectacle alone is hardly worth the money. Not worth the money? Dear
+Madam, the Easy Chair would willingly pay more than the price of
+admission merely to see him. And just as he is thinking so another
+friend leans forward and says, in a decided tone of utter
+disappointment, "Just let me take your glass, will you? I can't hear a
+word, but I should like to see how the man looks." As the Easy Chair
+passes out of the door he encounters Mr. and Mrs. Sealskin, sailing
+smoothly and silently out. "How delightful!" exclaims the innocent and
+unwary Chair. "Didn't hear a word," says Mr. Sealskin, sententiously,
+and without pausing in his course; and Madam upon his arm raises her
+eyebrows and looks emphatically "not a word!" So the Easy Chair
+gradually discovers that there has been a very wide and lamentable
+disappointment, and that a large part of the throng has been
+tantalized through the evening in the vain effort to hear--catching a
+few words and losing the point of the joke. No wonder they are very
+sober, and sail out of the hall very steadily, with an air of thinking
+that they have been victims, but also with the plain wish to think as
+well of Mr. Charles Dickens as circumstances will allow. Still, they
+evidently hold him, upon the whole, responsible, just as an audience
+assembled to hear a lecture, and obliged to go unlectured away, holds
+the lecturer--chafing in a snow-bank upon the railroad fifty miles
+away--responsible for its disappointment. It is pleasant for the
+Sealskins to read, as the Easy Chair did the next morning, in the
+ever-veracious and independent press, that Mr. Dickens's voice is
+heard with ease in every part of the hall.
+
+But let them feel as they may, those who did not hear are sure to go
+again, and if they hear the next time, again and again. Let the future
+reader of this odd number of a magazine learn further that such was
+the popular eagerness to attend these readings that people gathered
+before light to stand in the line of the ticket-office. One historic
+boy is said to have passed the night in the cold waiting for the
+opening of the office, and to have sold his prize for thirty dollars
+in gold to "a Southerner." Another person was offered twenty dollars
+for his place in the line, with merely a chance of getting a ticket
+when his turn came at the office.
+
+The interest was unabated to the end, and under the personal spell of
+the enchanter that old ill-feeling towards the author of _American
+Notes_ and the creator of Chuzzlewit melted away. And why not? Do we
+not all know our Yankee brother of whom Dickens told us, who has a
+huge note of interrogation in each eye, and can we blame the
+Englishman for using his own eyes? Is not that silent traveller whom
+he saw still to be seen in every train sucking the great ivory head of
+his cane and taking it out occasionally and looking at it to see how
+it is getting on? If we had been a little angry with Lemuel Gulliver
+or Robinson Crusoe, could our anger have survived hearing one of them
+tell his story of Liliput, or the other the tale of the solitary
+island?
+
+After his little winter tour Dickens returned to New York to take
+leave of the American public. On the Saturday evening before the final
+reading the newspaper fraternity gave him a dinner at Delmonico's,
+which was then at the corner of Fifth Avenue and Fourteenth Street,
+formerly the hospitable house of Moses H. Grinnell. At this dinner Mr.
+Greeley presided, and that the bland and eccentric teetotaler, who was
+not supposed to be versed in what Carlyle called the "tea-table
+proprieties," should take the chair at a dinner to so roistering a
+blade--within discreet limits--and so skilled an artist of all kinds
+of beverages as Dickens, was a stroke of extravaganza in his own way.
+The dinner was in every way memorable and delightful, but the
+enjoyment was sobered by the illness of the guest from one of the
+attacks which, as was known soon afterwards, foretold the speedy end.
+It was, indeed, doubtful if he could appear, but after an hour he came
+limping slowly into the room on the arm of Mr. Greeley.
+
+In his speech, with great delicacy and feeling, Dickens alluded to
+some possible misunderstanding, now forever vanished, between him and
+his hosts, and declared his purpose of publicly recognizing that fact
+in future editions of his works. His words were greeted with great
+enthusiasm, and on the following Monday evening he read, at Steinway
+Hall, for the last time in this country, and sailed on Wednesday. He
+was still very lame, but he read with unusual vigor, and with deep
+feeling. As he ended, and slowly limped away, the applause was
+prodigious, and the whole audience rose and stood waiting. Reaching
+the steps of the platform he paused, and turned towards the hall;
+then, after a moment, he came slowly and painfully back again, and
+with a pale face and evidently profoundly moved, he gazed at the vast
+audience. The hall was hushed, and in a voice firm, but full of
+pathos, he spoke a few words of farewell. "I shall never recall you,"
+he said, "as a mere public audience, but rather as a host of personal
+friends, and ever with the greatest gratitude, tenderness, and
+consideration. God bless you, and God bless the land in which I leave
+you!" The great audience waited respectfully, wistfully watching him
+as he slowly withdrew. The faithful Dolby, his friend and manager,
+helped him down the steps. For a moment he turned and looked at the
+crowded hall. It was full of hearts responding to his own. There was a
+common consciousness that it was a last parting, and his fervid
+benediction was silently reciprocated.--Then the door closed behind
+him.
+
+
+
+
+PHILLIS.
+
+
+There is one lady in literature and in life whom all men are said, not
+without gentle sarcasm if a woman says it, to wish especially to know.
+She is declared to be the vision that haunts the youth as his heart
+opens to the soft influences of love, and her figure, trim and
+debonair, that allures the older fancy of the man who sits "alone and
+merry at forty year," having seen his earlier Gillian and Marian and a
+score more happily married. She is, in fact, the domestic magician,
+the good fairy, the genius of home, the thoughtful, tactful, careful,
+intelligent house-keeper, the very she whom Milton sings, introducing
+us to
+
+ "Herbs and other country messes
+ Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses."
+
+Her name is Phillis--not exactly a romantic name, nor, indeed, is it
+meant by the poet to be a romantic name; for he has just before
+sketched another kind of woman:
+
+ "Towers and battlements it sees
+ Bosom'd high in tufted trees,
+ Where perhaps some beauty lies,
+ The cynosure of neighboring eyes."
+
+Such a cynosure could not possibly have been named Phillis: Artemis,
+perhaps, or Hildegarde; Constance, Una, Mildred, or Cunigunda, but by
+no possibility Phillis. That is a pastoral name, a shepherd's
+sweetheart. Indeed, the two kinds of women are perfectly indicated and
+distinguished in these lines of _L'Allegro_, which have no detail of
+description. The impression of womanly difference is nowhere more
+completely given. One picture is that of the lofty, haughty, "highborn
+Helen," the superb Lady Clara Vere de Vere; the other is that of the
+thrifty Baucis, the gardener Adam's wife. And the two are as near in
+the young man's heart as they are in the poem.
+
+When Mr. William Guppy raised his eyes from the pit of the theatre to
+Miss Esther Summerson sitting in the boxes, the "image imprinted on
+his 'art" was that of the cynosure of neighboring eyes, stately among
+stately towers and ancestral trees. But doubtless when Mr. William
+Guppy, as lovers will, abandoned himself to blissful dreams of the
+possible home that should grow out of his lofty passion, it was
+another vision that he saw; it was the high-born Helen coming down to
+breakfast in a sweet morning-cap, a neat-handed Phillis. For love,
+which soars and sings, also builds its nest. The one instinct is as
+deep and sure as the other. The cynosure of worshipping hearts and
+eyes is but the romantic aspect of Phillis: and because she is so
+lofty and so lovely will she be the miracle-worker in the household.
+The secret sorrow of a thousand homes is that the lady of the towers
+and battlements does not prove in fact to be also the neat-handed
+Phillis.
+
+Indeed, it is a kind of national complaint and lamentation that the
+neat-handed Phillis is disappearing altogether. This is the
+significance of the servant-girl question. This is the root of the
+alarming conviction that Phillis is changing into Biddy, whose fit
+epithet is not neat-handed. This is the meaning of the cry for
+bread--light, sweet, well-baked bread; not the clammy dough which is
+served to a despairing land. This is the reason of the wondering
+question, What has become of roast meat? and of the melancholy
+conviction that henceforth baked beef is to replace the juicy sirloin
+of tradition, history, and elegant literature.
+
+Of the accomplished and intelligent young women who honor the Easy
+Chair at this moment with their attention, of course the immense
+majority can broil a steak to a turn, or mix the airiest bread, or
+boil potatoes as new-fallen snow. But there are some unfortunates who
+cannot do it. Let us pity them. They would probably tell us that they
+have not studied poetry and music, the French language, crochet, and
+the Boston, to become kitchen drudges: and they will not fail to
+remind us that Cinderella did not charm the prince as a kitchen-maid,
+and that she had ceased to be Cinderbreech, and had emerged from the
+chimney-corner when she married him. But will they please to curb
+their wrath for a moment and listen to Dr. Clarke? "Unless men and
+women both have brains, the nation will go down. As much brain is
+needed to govern a household as to command a ship; as much to guide a
+family aright as to guide a Congress aright; as much to do the least
+and the greatest of woman's work as to do the least and the greatest
+of man's work."
+
+Now, the dressing of messes by the neat-handed Phillis is one of the
+important elements of governing a household; and the Princess
+Cinderella was the better housewife because she had once been
+Cinderbreech. Nelson was the better admiral because he had once been
+cabin-boy. Dickens was the better story-teller because he had once
+been reporter. If, indeed, Darby can afford to pay a hundred dollars
+monthly to a _chef_, Joan need know nothing of messes; but how many
+such Darbys are there?
+
+These remarks, or similar ones, have been often heard by the gentler
+reader, and are somewhat familiar to her, not to say wearisome. "Oh
+yes," she says, "I know all this: men want women in the family to be
+angels and French cooks rolled into one. Heaven save the mark! Suppose
+that women on their side were to expect men in the family to be heroes
+and gentlemen as well as 'good providers?'"
+
+Well, madame, they ought to expect it and to insist upon it. Perhaps
+you have played the little game of parlor magic? There are homes in
+which that game is always played, and they are the happiest of all. In
+them the real value of neatness and order, of thrift and taste and
+temperance, is understood, and the Beauty who once lay lapped in lofty
+towers knows that the romance which enshrined her amid those
+battlements and tufted trees is preserved and forever refreshed by the
+art of the neat-handed Phillis. And, madame, upon _his_ side _he_ does
+not reverse the order of the story and of nature, and sink from the
+Prince into the Beast.
+
+
+
+
+THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE.
+
+
+The last time that the Easy Chair saw that remarkable man, Henry
+Thoreau, he came quietly into Mr. Emerson's study to get a volume of
+Pliny's letters. Expecting to see no one, and accustomed to attend
+without distraction to the business in hand, he was as quietly going
+out, when the host spoke to him, and without surprise, and with
+unsmiling courtesy, Thoreau greeted his friends. He seated himself,
+maintaining the same habitual erect posture, which made it seem
+impossible that he could ever lounge or slouch, and that made
+Hawthorne speak of him as "cast-iron," and immediately he began to
+talk in the strain so familiar to his friends. It was a staccato style
+of speech, every word coming separately and distinctly, as if
+preserving the same cool isolation in the sentence that the speaker
+did in society; but the words were singularly apt and choice, and
+Thoreau had always something to say. His knowledge was original. He
+was a Fine-ear and a Sharp-eye in the woods and fields; and he added
+to his knowledge of nature the wisdom of the most ancient times and of
+the best literature. His manner and matter both reproved trifling, but
+in the most impersonal manner. It was like the reproof of Pan's
+statue. There seemed never to be any loosening of the intellectual
+tension, and a call from Thoreau in the highest sense "meant
+business."
+
+On the morning of which we are speaking the talk fell upon the
+Indians, with whom he had a profound sympathy, and of whose life and
+ways and nature he apparently had an instinctive knowledge. In the
+slightly contemptuous inference against civilization which his remarks
+left, rather than in any positively scornful tone, there was something
+which rather humorously suggested the man who spoke lightly of the
+equator, but with the difference that there would have been if the
+light speaking had left a horrible suspicion of that excellent circle.
+For Thoreau so ingeniously traced our obligations to the aborigines
+that the claims of civilization for what is really essential palpably
+dwindled. He dropped all manner of curious and delightful information
+as he went on, and it was sad to see in the hollow cheek and the
+large, unnaturally lustrous eye the signs of the disease that very
+soon removed him from among us. Those who remember him, and were
+familiar with his truly heroic and virtuous life, or those who
+perceive in his works that spirit of sweetness and content which made
+him at the last say that he was as happy to be sick as to be well,
+will apply to him the words of his own poem in the first number of the
+_Dial_:
+
+ "Say not that Caesar was victorious,
+ With toil and strife who stormed the House of Fame;
+ In other sense this youth was glorious,
+ Himself a kingdom wheresoe'er he came."
+
+His talk of the Indians left an impression entirely unlike that of the
+Cooper novel and the red man of the theatre. It was untouched by
+romance or sentimentality. It made them a grave, manly race,
+intimately familiar with nature, with a lofty scorn of feebleness. The
+sylvan shade and the leafy realm and Arden and pastoral poetry were
+wholly wanting in the picture he drew, quite as much as the theory
+that they are vermin to be exterminated as fast as possible. He said
+that the pioneers of civilization, as it is called, among the Indians
+are purveyors of every kind of mischief. We graft the sound native
+stock with a sour fruit, then denounce it bitterly and cut it down.
+What was most admirable in Daniel Boone, he said, was his Indian
+nature and sympathy; and the least admirable part was his hold, such
+as it was, upon civilization. He seemed to imply that if Boone could
+only have succeeded in becoming an Indian altogether, it would have
+been a truly memorable triumph. Thoreau acknowledged that the Indian
+was not only doomed, but, as he gravely said, damned, because his
+enemies were his historians; and he could only say, "Ah, if we lions
+had painted the picture!"
+
+The sylvan idea of Daniel Boone would probably have been very rudely
+shattered could he have been actually seen; and Thoreau's Indian was
+certainly not visible in the stories of men of his time who had passed
+weeks among the Indians upon the plains. The pioneers, like Boone, are
+not romantic; their life is a hard toil and struggle; they are
+ignorant, rude, and even repulsive. This is natural, because their
+real work is that of the subsoil plough and the harrow. They lay the
+strong foundations. Without them, no soft waving field of golden
+harvest, no velvet lawn, no Palladian villa, no flower of art and
+culture--in a word, no progress, as we call it--however the shade of
+Thoreau may implacably smile. So when the Lady Cavaliere whispered
+from under her beaded veil, "Don't speak of it, but I am tired to
+death of reformers," it was only the artist's impatience of the
+ploughman; it was Rupert and his men not only sneering at Praise God
+Bare-bones, and singing their mock prayer in the Lenten litany,
+
+ "That it may please thee to suppose
+ Our actions are as good as those
+ That gull the people through the nose,"
+
+but heartily believing Cromwell and his men to be canting hypocrites.
+
+And yet the Lady Cavaliere is too well informed not to know that it
+was not the silken chivalry who planted the king's standard and
+defended it with all heroism, in whose praise the poets sang, who are
+still the heroes of romance, and whose life had the charm of grace and
+ease and accomplishment and _savoir faire_, that saved England and a
+great deal more. The lady has sauntered through the palaces where the
+Vandyck portrait of the king hangs upon the walls, the handsome,
+melancholy Stuart. She looked at it secretly, perhaps, with something
+of the same feeling that men think of the hapless Mary, as we call
+her. What a gentleman! how refined! how sad! how agreeable to the
+fancy! Yes, dear lady, and what a liar! how false-hearted! who would
+have had his own foolish way whatever happened to other men! He would
+have gratified your taste to the utmost; you would never have said
+under your breath, "How I hate reformers!" he would have, perhaps,
+carried your imagination and taste against your conscience and
+judgment. And it is for that very reason--because taste and
+imagination are so subtly seductive--that it is essential to challenge
+them. St. Anthony did not mind the devil as a dragon; but the devil as
+a siren--ah! how hard St. Anthony had to pray!
+
+Change is apt to present itself first in its unhandsome aspect. You
+would much rather hear a lute in the moonlight upon the lawn, and
+behold! a coarse plough and a frightful harrow. Yet, so lutes and
+lawns begin. You like the smooth music of a silken court, the
+picturesque ceremony, the poetic tradition, the perfume, the splendor,
+and lo! a troop in jerkin pricking to the fray in horrible earnest,
+and blood, and ghastly wounds, and torture, and merciful death! Yet,
+so courts and ceremonies are instituted. One of the hardest battles
+that reform has to fight is this battle in the air--so to speak: this
+contest with taste and imagination that cling to the myriad-hued moss
+and the delicate vine fringe upon the ogre's castle, and that find the
+donjon so much more picturesque than the house.
+
+A cause is seen through its pioneers, and taste and imagination are
+confused and confounded in the medium. A nature like Falkland's could
+not see liberty clearly even through John Pym--how much less through
+nasal psalm-singing butchers and brewers building a scaffold for the
+king. So, in our own time, the great question that so sorely rent us
+was seen by taste and imagination in the form of delicate,
+highly-cultured women, of a superficial tranquil elegance of society,
+of patriarchal tradition, of easy knowledge of the world, and the
+smooth habit of society upon the one hand; and upon the other, often
+in the form of a queer medley of grotesque people, each more
+extravagant than the other, and uttering the wildest sentiments in the
+most absurd rhetoric. The Lady Cavaliere has not forgotten that the
+last retreat of the doomed system was the salon and the boudoir, where
+taste is law, and where decorous immorality is not unwelcome.
+
+By-and-by, when the reform is established and has become traditional,
+its pioneers become heroic and poetic. The Norman robber is then
+discovered to be a kind of blue-blooded gentleman, or at least the
+sturdy, aboriginal father of gentlemen. The rough and half-savage
+Boone is the ideal frontiersman, with a smack of Arden and the sylvan
+realm. And as for the coarse-toothed harrow--as my Lady Cavaliere sits
+upon the porch and sees the peacock unfolding his glory upon the soft,
+thick sward, do you see that my lady wears a delicate trinket around
+her swan neck, and lo! it is a harrow exquisitely wrought in gold.
+
+The feeling with which she breathed through her beaded veil her
+dislike of pioneer reformers is as old as human nature. But it was not
+the sigh of wisdom, but of weariness, in my lady. There is a certain
+insight even in gentle youth which does not recoil from the pioneer,
+and foresees the soft sward springing under the harrow as it tears the
+heavy clods. Those in whom youth abides never outgrow that precious
+insight and foresight. One such, not less fair than my Lady Cavaliere,
+of the most tranquil and undemonstrative behavior, has long been to
+how many good causes one of the most valuable and efficient friends.
+She has not cared that Daniel Boone should recede into poetic distance
+before he seemed to her a hero. In his cabin as he smoked, in the hard
+winter day as he felled the forest tree, in the rough, unhandsome
+experience of every hour, he has been to her the forerunner of
+refinement and plenty and ease. If taste and imagination shrink from
+the squalor of the frontier, she remembers the greater squalor and the
+darker tragedy of the city slum. If the long-haired, shambling, shrill
+fanatic upon the platform be a contemptuous jest to my Lady Cavaliere,
+this fairer lady remembers John clad in goat-skins and crying in the
+wilderness. I wish, she says, that mankind might sit at a sumptuous
+table, but I shall not scoff at the wooden spoon that feeds its
+hunger. She hangs one picture upon her wall: it is Christ sitting at
+meat with publicans and sinners. And so season after season, year
+after year, she carries her sympathy, her hope, her steady faith to
+all the pioneers. She is not a poet, but the world is to her
+enchanted. Under the sharp voice of the reformer she hears the music
+of the harmony which he discordantly foretells. With the distorted
+eyes of the ill-disciplined, ignorant enthusiast she beholds the
+symmetry of the future towards which he looks. In turn, the reformer
+and the enthusiast behold in her and vaguely comprehend the outward
+charm of beauty and grace and high condition which they blindly
+announce. It is as if Daniel Boone, shaggy and savage, suddenly saw
+his cabin and his rude clearing glorified: a stately, hospitable
+mansion, overlooking a placid landscape of rounded groves and blooming
+gardens and distant parks, murmuring with the song of birds and all
+domestic sounds. Her service to a good cause is more than eloquence,
+more than devotion--it is the perpetual presence of its ideal.
+
+There were plenty of Lords and Ladies Cavaliere who were tired to
+death of that solemn enthusiast and bore, Columbus. But when he saw
+the shore of San Salvador he must have recalled that he had long ago
+seen it in the patient faith of any unknown friend who had always
+hoped for him and believed with him. The Lady Cavaliere who thinks
+Daniel Boone in early Kentucky, or Christopher Columbus pacing the
+shore and ceaselessly looking westward, the most romantic of figures,
+does not know that she sneered at both when she whispered, "I am tired
+to death of reformers."
+
+
+
+
+HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS.
+
+
+A man who is easily discouraged, who is not willing to put the good
+seed out of sight and wait for results, who desponds if he cannot
+obtain everything at once, and who thinks the human race lost if he is
+disappointed, will be very unhappy if he persists in taking a part in
+politics. There is no sphere in which self-deception is easier. A man
+with a restless personal ambition is very apt to believe his own
+purposes to be public ends, and he finds his party to be recreant to
+its principles if he fails to get what he wants. A young man comes
+from college carefully trained, with the taste for politics which
+belongs to the English race, and with the wish and hope to distinguish
+himself and to serve his country. He attaches himself to a party, and
+works for it in the usual way, waiting for his opportunity and his
+distinction. Gradually the gratification of his ambition becomes his
+test of the patriotic sincerity and wisdom of his party. He does not
+think that it is so. He does not state it to himself in that bald way.
+But he feels that he is the kind of man that his party ought to
+promote, that he has the capacity and the desire to be of use, and
+that if his party has not perceptions sharp enough to know its own
+best men, nor the wish to distinguish them by calling them to office,
+there is something deplorable in its condition.
+
+"I am afraid," said a gentleman of this kind to the Easy Chair, "that
+my party is falling into bad hands. I see signs of corruption which
+seem to me very disheartening." He shook his head forebodingly. This
+gentleman did not conceal his opinion. He announced it freely, and the
+rumor came to the ears of the real managers of the party. They put
+their heads together, and presently the foreboding gentleman was
+called to a public position. Again the Easy Chair met him, and he said
+that the political prospect was very much more encouraging than he had
+ever known it to be. There was a spirit abroad, he thought, which
+would certainly lead to great results. Indeed, the clouds were gone,
+and the sun shone brightly.
+
+At another time another gentleman shook his head in the same way. He
+held a pleasant position, but he found that promotion was very slow,
+and he began to despond and to think the times sadly demoralized, and
+his party--at least he feared it--fatally mercenary. It was evidently
+indifferent to reform, and seemed to care little for the wishes of the
+people or the character of the country. He, too, shook his head with
+profound distrust of the future; and the Easy Chair fell into deep
+depression, and wondered whether, after all, a republican form of
+government might not be a failure. Before it was possible to say so
+conclusively, however, the Chair heard that his friend had decided to
+seek reform and the welfare of the race "under the banner" of the
+opposing party. And again, while considering whether all patriots
+ought not to follow so eminent an example, it learned that the
+desponding soul who had had the courage to face obloquy and change his
+party relations had only done so after prolonged and fruitless efforts
+to secure official place under his old party. Had he obtained it that
+party would still have seemed to him resolute, patriotic, and
+discerning, and he would have continued to serve his country in the
+association to which he had become accustomed.
+
+There is no South American general who overthrows a government and
+enthrones himself as dictator upon the ruins who does not announce
+with imposing solemnity that the old system was intolerable, and that
+the interests of humanity and the country required him to do as he had
+done. Not one of them was ever known to declare that he had destroyed
+the old government because he wished to be the government himself. The
+two friends of the Easy Chair had sincerely sophisticated themselves,
+and identified their personal advantage and wishes with the public
+interest. If they had told the precise truth they would have said that
+they wanted office, and if they could not get it from one party they
+would try another. When a man is conscious of a strong desire and of
+great ability to serve the public, this kind of sophistication is
+easy. That which should make a generous man suspicious under such
+circumstances is that he confounds official position with public
+service. The latter, indeed, is in a sense a technical phrase; but a
+man may equally serve the public unofficially by taking his part in
+the necessary and disagreeable details of practical politics. If he
+will not do this he must share the responsibility of bad government.
+
+Yet here, again, he must not be discouraged if his efforts appear to
+be abortive and the results ridiculous. The secret of a republic seems
+abstractly to be very simple, for it is merely that all good men shall
+act together and elect good officers. But good men cannot act together
+if they do not think together, and the best method of obtaining
+results which all desire is the very problem of politics. All good men
+cannot act together, therefore, because good men differ. But even the
+good men who agree cannot easily and simply have their way, because
+political measures can be secured only by organization, and the
+organization, or the machine by which the result is to be attained,
+may very readily fall into crafty or corrupt hands, which will use the
+sincerity and pure purpose of better men to serve base and mercenary
+ends. The first of the two friends of the Easy Chair was used in this
+manner. He was sincere and pure, but he was vain, and therefore weak,
+and the clever managers hit him in the heel.
+
+Again, a man may be wholly free of weakness or vanity, and, without
+the least personal wish or ambition in public life, may take part in
+politics solely from a commanding sense of duty, and yet find himself
+and his efforts not only unavailing for his own purposes, but
+ludicrously and hopelessly perverted to serve those of others.
+Honestus was such a man: in the truest sense a patriot in feeling, yet
+he confessed that he had hitherto neglected his political duties, but
+declared that henceforth he would lose no opportunity of correcting
+his conduct. He saw with joy the notice of an approaching primary
+meeting, and when the evening arrived he hastened to the hall with the
+pleasing consciousness that he was discharging a great public duty. He
+reached the hall, and was heartily welcomed by the observant managers,
+whom, had Titbottom's spectacles been at hand, he would have seen to
+be foxes--at least. They were very glad indeed to see Honestus and men
+like him engaging in politics. They saw in that fact the augury of a
+better day. It was a peculiar pleasure to co-operate with him, and
+they trusted that this was but the beginning of a good habit upon his
+part. Honestus could not help thinking how easy it was to exaggerate,
+and to suppose men to be a great deal worse than they are, and
+wondered that he had never before taken the trouble--or, rather,
+fulfilled the duty--of attending the primary meeting.
+
+The proceedings began, and he was exceedingly interested. Officers
+were appointed, and it was evident from their speeches that nothing
+but honesty and economy was to be sought, and only men of the most
+spotless character nominated. But it was necessary to have a committee
+upon nominations; and to his surprise and gratification Honestus heard
+his own name mentioned as one of the committee, and almost blushed as
+he was appointed its chairman. The committee was requested to
+withdraw, and to report the names of candidates as soon as possible.
+
+Honestus and his colleagues therefore retired to a dim
+passage-way--where, as he subsequently remarked, he should have been
+rather alarmed to meet either of them at night and alone--and business
+began. Various names were mentioned, of which, unfortunately, Honestus
+had never heard one; and at length one of the most positive of the
+committee said, emphatically, that, upon the whole, Sly was the very
+man for the place. There was a general murmur of assent and
+satisfaction. Honestus heard on every side that it was "just the
+thing;" that Sly was "an A1 boy," and that he was "always there;" he
+was also "square," and "right up to the line;" and by common consent
+Sly seemed to be the Heaven-appointed candidate.
+
+Rather disturbed by his total ignorance of this conspicuous public
+character, Honestus turned to his neighbor and said, guardedly, with
+the air of a man who was musing upon Sly's qualifications, "Oh,
+Sly--Sly?"
+
+"Yes," said his neighbor, "Sly."
+
+"Certainly," replied Honestus; "certainly. But--who--is--Sly?"
+
+His neighbor looked at him for a moment, and repeated the question in
+a tone of incredulity--"_Who is Sly?_"--as if he had said, Who is
+George Washington?
+
+"Yes; I don't think that I know him."
+
+"Don't know Sly?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Well, if you did know him, you'd know that he's just the man we want;
+bang up; made for it."
+
+"Oh, is he?"
+
+"You bet--A1."
+
+"Well," said the member who had first announced that Sly was the very
+man for the place, "I suppose they'll be waiting. I nominate Sly as
+the candidate."
+
+The chairman said yes, but that, unfortunately for himself, he did not
+know Mr. Sly.
+
+"Well, you don't know anything against him, do you?" asked the other.
+
+"Certainly not."
+
+"Well, we all know him, and he is the very man. We ought to hurry."
+
+Honestus put the question, and Sly was unanimously named as the
+candidate to be reported to the meeting by the chairman.
+
+The meeting was already stamping and clapping and calling for the
+committee, and the energetic mover of Sly said that it was necessary
+to go in right away. The committee made for the hall, and the chairman
+followed. He knew nothing of Sly nor of the people who had named him,
+and he knew nobody else whom he could propose for the place. Honestus
+felt very much as a leaf might feel upon the fall at Niagara, and in
+the next moment the chairman of the meeting was asking him if the
+committee were ready to report. The chairman of the committee bowed.
+The chairman of the meeting said that the report would now be made.
+Honestus stated that he was instructed to report the name of Sly. The
+meeting roared. There was some thumping by the chairman, and Honestus
+heard only the name of Sly and "by acclamation," and a whirlwind of
+calls upon "Sly!" "Sly!" "Speech!" "Speech!" The next moment Sly, with
+a large diamond pin, was upon the platform thanking and promising, and
+the meeting was stormily cheering and adjourning _sine die_.
+
+Honestus walked quietly home, perceiving that the result of his
+practical effort to discharge the primary duties of a citizen was that
+Sly, one of the most disreputable and dishonest of public sharks, had
+been nominated by a committee of which he was chairman, and that the
+whole weight of the name of Honestus was thrown upon the side of
+rascality with a diamond pin. And he reflected that in politics, as
+elsewhere, it is necessary to begin as early in preparation for action
+as the rascals.
+
+Yet he did not lose his faith, nor suppose that popular government is
+a cheat and a snare, because he had been involuntarily made the
+instrument of knaves. Honestus understands that good government is one
+of the best things in the world, and he knows that good things of that
+kind are not cheap. He is willing to pay the price, and the price is
+the trouble to ascertain who Sly is, and the time to do his part in
+defeating Sly. For Honestus knows that if he does not rule, Sly will.
+
+
+
+
+THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS, 1871.
+
+
+It was about fifteen years ago that Thalberg, who has just died only
+fifty-nine years old, was in this country. Jenny Lind had been here
+some years earlier, and Alboni and Grisi a little later, and
+Vieuxtemps and Sivori and Ole Bull a dozen years before. Jullien, with
+his monster orchestra, had given monstrous concerts in the monstrous
+hall of Castle Garden, and many a musician of less fame had come to
+try his fortune. But we had had neither of the acknowledged masters of
+the piano, the founders of the modern school of playing--Liszt and
+Thalberg. Liszt, spoiled and capricious, played very seldom. Chopin,
+more a composer than a performer, we in America had never supposed
+would cross the sea: so sensitive, so delicate, so shadowy, his life
+seemed to exhale, a passionate sigh of music. In the stormy,
+blood-soaked, ruined Paris of to-day it is not easy to imagine those
+evenings at the Prince Czartoryski's, when Chopin played in the
+moonlight the mazurkas and polonaises and waltzes which moonlight or
+dreams seem often to have inspired, but through which the proud
+movement of the old Polish dance and song triumphantly rings.
+
+In George Sand's _Letters of a Traveller_ Chopin also appears, but
+sadly and hopelessly. What Xavier de Maistre says of the Fornarina and
+Raphael is the undertone of all the passages of the book that speak of
+Chopin--"She loved her love more than her lover." Then came the burial
+at the Madeleine, with his own funeral march beating time to his
+grave. The mere pianist who had aroused the most enthusiasm in this
+country was Leopold de Meyer, who came more than twenty years ago. His
+was a blithe, exhilarating style. There was a grotesque little plaster
+cast of him in the shop-windows at the time, representing him
+crouching over the instrument, with enormous hands spread upon the
+keyboard, and his fat knees crowding in to cover all the rest of the
+space. It was slam-bang playing, but so skilful, and with such a
+tickling melody, that it was irresistibly popular. His "Marche
+Marocaine," a brilliant _tour de force_, was always sure to captivate
+the audience; and his success was indisputable.
+
+De Meyer's concerts were sometimes given in the old Tabernacle in
+Broadway, near Leonard Street, the circular church which for so many
+years was the chief public hall in the city. The platform was almost
+in the centre, and the aisles radiated from it. The galleries went
+quite around the building, and, except for the huge columns which
+supported a dome, it was convenient both for hearing and seeing. Here
+were some of the great antislavery meetings in the hottest days of the
+agitation. The anniversaries were held here, and it was the scene of
+all popular lectures and of concerts. A few blocks above, upon
+Broadway, near Canal Street, was the old Apollo Hall, where the first
+Philharmonic concerts took place. In those early days of the German
+music--days which followed the City Hotel epoch and the Garcia
+opera--people were so unaccustomed to the proprieties of the
+concert-room that the Easy Chair has even known some persons to
+whisper and giggle during the performance of the finest symphonies of
+Beethoven and Mozart, and so excessively rude as to rustle out of the
+hall before the last piece was ended.
+
+Upon one such occasion it said to its neighbor, as they were coming
+out:
+
+"It is a pity such ill-mannered people should thrust themselves among
+ladies and gentlemen."
+
+"Ill-mannered!" quoth its neighbor; "I assure you they are carriage
+company from the neighborhood of Union Square."
+
+In these days of universal respectful attention at the Philharmonic
+concerts it is but a curious reminiscence of long-passed boorishness,
+this of persons who whispered and giggled, and rustled out before the
+end, at concerts, to the disturbance of all mannerly people.
+
+As the city grew the concerts came up-town, and were for some time
+given at Niblo's concert-room. But, wherever they were, one person was
+for many years constantly familiar, sometimes as general director,
+sometimes as pianist to accompany singing, always modest, courteous,
+and efficient, a man widely and most kindly remembered--Henry C. Timm.
+Like most of our musical benefactors, he was a German, and gave
+lessons in piano-playing. He was not one of the great virtuosos, but
+his touch was delicate and nimble, and he had a sincere love of his
+art. Often and often, at a house always pleasant from that
+reminiscence, with the consent of parent and pupil, and to his own
+great delight, the hour designed for the scholar's scales and
+exercises was given to the master's playing. He was fond of Weber's
+"Invitation to the Waltz," and he played it with force and precision
+and the utmost delicacy. Mr. Timm had a pale, smooth, sharp face, a
+rather prim manner, and a quick, modest gait. He was most
+simple-hearted, and loved a joke; and his fun was all the more
+effective from his very sober face and his lisp. It was his wife who
+was long the most efficient actress at Mitchell's old Olympic in the
+palmy days of burlesque.
+
+It was at Niblo's that Thalberg played. Many of the virtuosos had
+been--like De Meyer--so extravagant in their action, and so evidently
+what we now call "sensational," that there was great curiosity to see
+the master whose name had been familiar since 1830, and famous since
+1835, when he first played in Paris. The comparative estimate of the
+two men, Liszt and Thalberg, was that the former was a player of
+eccentric genius, the latter of consummate talent: a judgment which is
+very apt to spring from a superficial theory that eccentricity is the
+signet of genius. The long hair, the wild aspect of Paganini, did much
+to confirm this feeling.
+
+At the concerts of Thalberg there were some preliminary performances,
+and then a gentleman with side whiskers and no mustache,
+unostentatiously dressed, entered upon the platform. His manner was
+grave and tranquil, and he bowed respectfully as he seated himself at
+the instrument. Immediately, without a flourish or grimace, steadily
+and calmly watching the audience, he touched the piano, and it began
+to sing. There was no pounding, no muscular contortion. Nothing but
+his hands seemed to be engaged, and apparently without effort they
+exhausted the whole force of the instrument. It was in every respect
+except its great effectiveness the reverse of De Meyer's playing. The
+effect, indeed, was astonishing. When the player arose, as quietly and
+gravely as he had seated himself, there was a tumult of applause, to
+which he bowed and tranquilly withdrew.
+
+The characteristic of his style is well known. It was a series of
+harmonious combinations of all the resources of the key-board, through
+which the melody was clearly articulated. It was by study and by long
+practice only that he carried this method to its perfection. Thus in
+one of his great fantasias, that from Mozart's "Don Giovanni," the
+sentiment of the whole opera was reproduced. Perhaps you do not admire
+brilliant variations upon a theme selected from the opera, but in this
+performance you are affected by the passionate movement of the entire
+work. It is a wonderful epitome. The same respect which he showed for
+his audience and for himself, and which made him always a
+self-possessed gentleman, he also had for his instrument. De Meyer
+seemed to suppose that the full range and power of the piano could not
+be developed except by grotesque methods. Other players treat it as if
+impatient of its limitations, and resolved to make an orchestra of a
+feeble key-board. But Thalberg instinctively apprehended the character
+of the instrument, and respected its limitations as well as its
+powers, and knew that its utmost resource was attainable by skilled
+motion rather than by brute force. Therefore he played with his hands,
+and not with his knees and his body. But the force of his fingers was
+magical, and the volume of sound that followed was as great as any
+player evoked.
+
+Thalberg was a player only, and not, in the sense of Chopin, a
+composer. What are called his compositions are arrangements and
+adaptations of themes from operas treated to develop them with all the
+richness of the instrument. The originality is in the method of
+instrumentation, and in this he was original, and is really the
+founder of the present piano school. As a player his characteristic
+was the cantabile--the singing quality; and this he had beyond all
+players. The flowing sweetness of his style is indescribable. There
+were many, indeed, who complained of a want of fire, and denied him
+that passion without which no work of art is perfect. But it was
+impossible to hear him play his fantasia from "Don Giovanni," for
+instance, without perceiving all the passion of the original. Mozart
+was not lost under his hands. And the impression of coldness was
+largely due, doubtless, to the tranquillity and propriety of his
+appearance and manner.
+
+The most generally popular of his successors at the piano in this
+country was undoubtedly Gottschalk, who was here quite as early as
+Thalberg, whose fame eclipsed all others. Upon his arrival Gottschalk
+played privately at a small party. He was a foreign-looking youth,
+with a peculiarly dull eye, and taciturn, but he was familiar with
+every kind of music. When he was asked he played Chopin, and with
+great skill. But his chief successes were his West Indian melodies,
+which were full of picturesque suggestion. His execution was rapid,
+brilliant, and forcible, but a great deal of his playing was too
+evidently _tours de force_. It was always interesting to watch his
+audience, when, upon being recalled, he began one of the West Indian
+strains. There was a minor monotonous theme in them which fascinated
+the listeners. They heard the beat of the tambourine, and saw the
+movement of the dance, and with them all the characteristic scenery
+and association of the tropics filled their imaginations. The languid
+grace, the rich indolence, the gay profusion of the lands where the
+banana grows, they felt and saw.
+
+How many admirable players and singers have come among us! And when,
+as now, one drops through the bridge of Mirza, a host of Easy Chairs
+pause for a moment to remember how many there were, and to delight in
+thinking how many more there will be. Once it was the sailor who
+crossed the sea to find El Dorado and Cathay, now it is the artist who
+follows in the fascinating quest. But sailor and artist seeking gold
+in far countries, like the pollen-powdered bee sucking honey in the
+flowers, bring as rare a treasure as they find.
+
+
+
+
+URBS AND RUS.
+
+
+Mr. Tibs, who has an observing eye for many aspects of life, lately
+informed the Easy Chair of his conclusion that there are some serious
+objections to a suburban residence. This is a subject in which so many
+intelligent and judicious readers of these pages are interested, that
+the Easy Chair could not be indifferent to Mr. Tibs's conclusions. The
+population which "sleeps out of town," which goes and comes daily to
+and from the neighborhood of every great city in every part of the
+country, is immense and increasing, and it has always rather an air of
+lofty sympathy and pity for those who still cling to the "sweet
+seclusion of streets." This is the more observable and amusing because
+the denizens of town upon their part assume that their fellow-creatures
+who resort to the country as a residence are mainly impelled by
+motives of economy. For who would live out of town if he could live
+comfortably in it?
+
+"You must find it very annoying to be tied to exact hours of trains
+and boats," says Urbs to Rus, "and it is not the pleasantest thing in
+the world to be obliged to pick your way through the river streets to
+the ferry, or wait at stations. However, you probably calculated the
+waste of time and the trouble before you decided to live in Frogtown."
+
+"Every choice has its inconveniences, undoubtedly," responds Rus, "but
+I concluded that I preferred fresh air for my children to the
+atmosphere of sewers and gas factories, and I have a prejudice for
+breakfasting by sunlight rather than by gas. Then my wife enjoys the
+singing of birds in the morning more than the cry of the milkman, and
+the silence at night secures a sweeter sleep than the rattle of the
+horse-cars. It is true that we have no brick block opposite, and no
+windows of houses behind commanding our own. But to set off such
+deprivations there are pleasant hills and wooded slopes and gardens.
+They are not sidewalks, to be sure, but they satisfy us."
+
+"Yes, yes; I see," says Urbs. "We are more to be pitied than I
+thought. If we must go out in the evening, we don't have the advantage
+of stumbling over hummocks and sinking in the mud or dust in the dark;
+we can only go dry-shod upon clean flagging abundantly lighted. Then
+we have nothing but Thomas's orchestra and the opera and the bright
+little theatre to console us for the loss of the frog and tree-toad
+concert and the tent-circus. Instead of plodding everywhere upon our
+own feet, which is so pleasant after running round upon them all day
+in town, we have nothing but cars and stages at hand to carry us to
+our own doors. I see clearly there are great disadvantages in city
+life. If a friend and his wife drop in suddenly in the evening or to
+dine, it is monstrously inconvenient to have an oyster-shop round the
+corner whence to improvise a supper or a dinner. It would be so much
+better to have nothing but the village grocery a mile or two away. The
+advantages are conspicuous. I wonder the entire population of the city
+doesn't go out to live in Frogtown."
+
+Rus always feels in secret that he is at a disadvantage so long as he
+must go to town every day to attend to his business. He reasons
+plausibly that the train or the boat is no more than the horse-car,
+and he proves conclusively that he can be at his office within half an
+hour of his friend who lives in Fiftieth Street. But his friend
+irritatingly replies that on pleasant mornings he prefers not to take
+the car. He walks down in the bright air and through the busy street.
+With twinkling and triumphant eyes he invites Rus to do the same.
+
+Rus gayly replies that the sun is quite as bright upon green fields as
+upon brick blocks or stone flagging, and the shifting panorama from
+the car window is a lovely picture. Urbs assents, and adds that the
+dust and cinders also give great zest to the enjoyment, and that
+dragging through tunnels is full of delight and beauty.
+
+But the real sorrow that Rus feels has not yet been touched. It is the
+grief which Mr. Tibs has observed and confided to the Easy Chair. It
+haunts his happy hours with sad foreboding. He cannot look from his
+window but he sees it. He cannot celebrate the charms of country and
+suburban life but it seems to mock him. It turns his joy to ashes. He
+looks upon the wife of his bosom with anguish as he thinks of it. He
+gazes ruefully into his children's eyes; pretty innocents, they know
+naught of the impending blow. It is a Shadow, as Thackeray would have
+solemnly said, with Bulwerian impressiveness, which Pursues Him at Mid
+Day. It Awakens Him at Mid Night, and Says to Him, Sleep No More! What
+is it, do you ask? inquires Mr. Tibs, in his most startling manner.
+Brethren, 'tis the fell hand of improvement. That is it. It is that
+which harrows the suburban soul and destroys suburban peace. No man
+who lives in the neighborhood of the city, or in any little
+settlement, community, hamlet, thorp, village, or town which is
+occupied with people doing business in the city, but is exposed in his
+rural retirement, in his suburban home, to the ravages of improvement.
+
+There are suburban neighborhoods of New York which are said to be
+subject to malaria, to fever and ague. It is false, as every denizen
+of Bay Ridge and Flushing knows. There are others which are alleged to
+be a prey to mosquitoes and chills. 'Tis a base fabrication, as every
+Staten Islander and dweller by the Newark marshes is ready to swear.
+It is notorious, and is established upon the very best authority,
+namely, that of the inhabitants of the districts themselves, that no
+shores are so salubrious as those of the bay of New York. Strict
+justice, indeed, demands--and to nothing so much as strict justice and
+truthfulness in these matters are the peaceful people of those shores
+devoted--strict justice and truth demand that it should not be denied
+that single, exceptional, but upon the whole sufficiently well
+attested cases of malarial trouble have been known. But they were
+always brought from abroad, probably from that losel Yankee-land from
+which most of the woe of New York has proceeded. While, therefore, it
+is a wanton calumny--and the corroboration of all suburban
+property-holders is invited to the statement--to assert that any
+portion of the neighborhood of New York, or of any other great city,
+let it be Philadelphia, Chicago, or St. Louis, Boston, Baltimore, or
+Savannah, is subject to malaria, or is otherwise than the true
+sanitarium of the continent, yet it must be owned with sorrow that
+every suburban region is infested with the spirit of improvement.
+
+Edwin and Angelina were married yesterday, and will devote their
+honey-moon to the quest of a place in which to build their permanent
+nest. They find it at last in the most delightful of suburban
+neighborhoods. They build the pretty cottage. They spread out smooth
+green lawns, and plant trees and shrubs, and hide themselves in
+flowers. They have made a sweet sylvan seclusion, in which they sit
+and smile at the eloquence of Urbs, who pities their exile and depicts
+the charm of streets. Streets are charming, respond Edwin and Angelina
+in connubial chorus, but we will have none of them. Fond, foolish
+pair! For even at that moment the desolating spirit of improvement is
+staking out a street across their most emerald lawn and through their
+most sacred grove; their trees and flowers and turf are doomed, and
+their seclusion is to be turned into a dusty highway.
+
+Suburban improvement is the ruthless devastator of home. There is no
+remedy. To oppose the ruin of the place which you have carefully made,
+which has grown around you in increasing beauty with the growth and
+development of your family, which is associated with all that is
+happiest in your life, and which is in some sort the flowering and
+expression of yourself, is to be derided as withstanding the public
+benefit and the advantage of those less fortunate than yourself. The
+instinct of protecting the home that you have made is denounced as
+sentimental selfishness, and the law steps forward, cuts down your
+trees, plows up your lawn, lays a gutter under your window, destroys
+your home, and hands you some dollars for what it calls compensation,
+or demands them for what it styles improvement.
+
+I am of opinion, therefore, says Mr. Tibs, and the Easy Chair commends
+the reflection to those intending matrimony and thinking of a country
+home, that there are some serious objections to a suburban residence.
+
+
+
+
+RIP VAN WINKLE.
+
+
+Going the other evening to see "Rip Van Winkle," the old question of
+its moral naturally came up, and Portia warmly asserted that it was
+shameful to bring young children to see a play in which the exquisite
+skill of Jefferson threw a glamour upon the sorriest vice.
+
+"See," she said, "the earnest, tearful interest with which these boys
+and girls near us hang upon the story. The charm to them of the scene
+and of the acting is indescribable. Do you suppose they can escape the
+effect? All their sympathy is kindled for the good-natured and
+good-for-nothing reprobate, and when Gretchen turns him out into the
+night and the storm, they cannot help feeling that it is she, not he,
+who has ruined the home, and that the drunken vagabond, who has just
+made his endearments the cover of deception, is really the victim of a
+virago. And when he returns, old and decrepit, and, we might hope,
+purged of that fatal appetite which has worked all the woe, it is his
+old victim, the woman whose youth his evil habits ruined, and who, in
+consequence of those habits was driven into the power of the
+tormentor, Derrick von Beekman, who hands him 'the cup that shall be
+death in tasting,' as if it were she, and not he, who had been
+properly chastened and converted from the fatal error of supposing
+that drunkenness is not a good thing.
+
+"No, no," said Portia, indignantly and eloquently, raising her voice
+to that degree that the Easy Chair feared to hear the appalling "'sh!
+'sh!" of the disturbed neighbors; "it is a grossly immoral spectacle,
+and the subtler and more fascinating the genius of Mr. Jefferson in
+the representation, the more deadly is the effect."
+
+The drop had just fallen, and the scene on the mountains was about to
+open. The house had been darkened, and as the clear, quiet, unforced
+tone of Rip, yielding, not remonstrating, to the doom that we all knew
+and he did not, fell upon the hushed audience, the eyes of men and
+women were full of tears; while the orchestra murmured, _mezzo voce_,
+during the storm within and without the house, the tenderly pathetic
+melody of the "Lorelei:"
+
+ "I know not what it presages,
+ This heart with sadness fraught;
+ 'Tis a tale of the olden ages
+ That will not from my thought."
+
+It was not easy to find in the emotion of that moment a response to
+Portia's accusation of gross immorality. There was but a poetic figure
+in the mind--the sweet-natured, weak-willed, simple-hearted vagabond
+of the village and the mountain--touching the heart with pity, and, in
+the drunken scene, with sorrow. This figure excludes all the rest. Its
+symmetry and charm are the triumph of the play as acted. Now the
+immorality can not lie in the kindly feeling for the tippling
+vagabond, for that is natural and universal. Indeed, the same kind of
+weakness that leads to a habit of tippling belongs often to the most
+charming and attractive natures, and the representation of the fact
+upon the stage is not in itself immoral. The immorality must be found,
+if anywhere, as Portia insisted, in the charm with which vice is
+invested.
+
+But is it so invested in this play? It used to be urged against
+Bulwer's early novels that they made scoundrels fascinating, and that
+boys after reading them would prefer rascals to honest men. If that
+had been the fact, the novels would have been justly open to that
+censure. But, tried by this standard, Rip Van Winkle, as Mr. Jefferson
+plays it, is far from an immoral play. The picture as he paints it is
+moral in the same sense that nature is moral. No man, shiftless, idle,
+and drunken, afraid to go home, ashamed before his children, without
+self-respect or the regard of others, however gentle and sweet, and
+however much a favorite with the boys and girls and animals he may be,
+is a man whose courses those boys will wish to imitate or who will
+make vice more tasteful to them. The pathos of the second part of the
+play, in which the change of age mingled with mystery is marvellously
+portrayed, is largely due to the consciousness that this melancholy
+end is all due to that woful beginning. The expulsion of Derrick and
+his nephew is nothing, the happiness of Meenie and her lover is
+nothing, the release of Gretchen is nothing, there is only a wasted
+old man, without companions, the long prime of whose life has been
+lost in unconsciousness, and who, suddenly awaking, looks at us
+pitifully from the edge of the grave.
+
+By the most prosaic standards this should not seem to adorn vice with
+attraction. It is true that the spectator is more interested in Rip
+than in his wife, and that she is made a virago. But it is not his
+drunkenness that charms, and her virtue is at least severe. Indeed, if
+this performance is to be tried by this standard, the play must be
+regarded as a temperance mission. For temperance is to be inculcated
+upon the youthful spectators who sit near us not so much by stories
+and pictures of the furious brute who drives wife and children from a
+home made desolate by him, and who fly from him as from a demon, as by
+this simple, faithful showing of the kind-hearted loiterer who makes
+wretched a wife who yet loves him, and who denounces himself to the
+child that he loves. This is the fair view of it as a picture of
+ordinary human life.
+
+But, as we look, the low wail of the sad music is in our ears, the
+scene changes to a weird world of faery, the story merges in a dream,
+and Rip Van Winkle smiles at us from a realm beyond the diocese of
+conscience. If conscience, indeed, will obtrude, conscience shall be
+satisfied. It is a sermon if you will, but if you will, also, it is a
+poem.
+
+
+
+
+A CHINESE CRITIC.
+
+
+The Easy Chair was agreeably surprised the other day by a call from a
+yellowish-visaged gentleman in a queue, who announced himself as of
+the family of Lien Chi Altangi, a name which the reader will recall as
+that of the Chinese philosopher and citizen of the world whose letters
+of observation in England were edited by Dr. Goldsmith. After the
+natural courtesies of such a meeting, and the Easy Chair's compliments
+upon the shrewdness and charm of his distinguished ancestor's
+observations, the Chinese gentleman fell into easy conversation, and
+was congratulated upon his singular familiarity with our language. He
+remarked that it was always an advantage to a traveller to know the
+language of the country, and he had no doubt that so travelling a
+people as the American were of the same opinion. "And as you travel
+over the world more generally than any other people," he said, "I
+presume that you are generally familiar with many languages." The Easy
+Chair bowed, and cleared its throat, and smiled, and said, "Oh
+yes--probably--undoubtedly."
+
+"Yours is a very great country," the visitor politely returned, "and
+this city is indeed magnificent. It promises one day to rival Pekin,
+at least in extent and population. The pleasure of seeing your great
+men--the great men of so great a city, I mean--must be very unusual,
+and I should be infinitely your debtor if you would accompany me to
+your temple of civic greatness--your City Hall, as I understand you
+call it. Your popular institutions, as we are told in China, are
+intended to secure worthy governors of the people by the votes of the
+people themselves. It is exceedingly interesting, and I am very
+anxious to study the working of your institutions in your chief city."
+
+The Easy Chair bowed and cleared its throat again, and answered that
+the study of the city was certainly very interesting, but without
+proffering to escort the travelling philosopher to the City Hall, it
+contented itself with remarking that ours is a very great country, and
+that its institutions are unequalled in the world.
+
+"I have met no American who is not of that opinion," courteously
+returned the Chinese gentleman, "and I was pleased to see upon a visit
+to your Washington and Fulton markets a noble illustration of the
+generous and becoming manner in which such important parts of your
+municipal institutions are managed."
+
+The Easy Chair answered that it was not that kind of institution which
+it had intended by its remark.
+
+"Possibly you allude to another great institution which I have
+visited," returned the traveller, with exquisite courtesy. "You justly
+pride yourself upon your advances in sanitary science, and I am a
+devout pilgrim seeking enlightenment. Judge, then, with what pleasure
+I saw your chief temple of the customs. What convenience and economy
+of arrangement! How singularly fitted for its purpose! You are indeed
+a great people. I passed into the main circular hall, and what purity
+of atmosphere, what admirable ventilation, what refreshing coolness
+and sweetness; it is, indeed, a sanitarium; nor can I wonder that you
+are proud of your progress and achievements in this science. But when
+I learned that the officers engaged in the public service in this
+temple, in the business of various accounts, and in determining the
+value of the products of the whole world, were appointed to the duty
+because of their zeal in providing candidates for offices and
+procuring votes for them, I was lost in admiration of institutions
+under which zealous shouting and running are evidence of skill to
+embroider muslin and to calculate interest. Truly you are a great
+people, and your institutions overflow with wisdom."
+
+The Easy Chair bowed and smiled, but the precise terms of an
+appropriate reply did not suggest themselves, until, remembering what
+was due to its native land, it began: "There can, however, illustrious
+son of Lien Chi Altangi, be no doubt that we are a very great and
+superior people, and that we have a very just pity and contempt for
+all the unhappy victims of the effete despotisms and hoary empires of
+the older world--not that we believe the other continents to be
+actually older, for our own favored continent doubtless emerged first
+from chaos, but it is an expression which, with the generosity of our
+institutions, we are willing to tolerate."
+
+"I cannot deny your greatness," politely said the yellowish-visaged
+gentleman, "and far be it from me to question your superiority. It was
+but yesterday evening that I attended a social assembly which was
+described to me as a full-undress party, and as I entered and beheld
+many of the other sex, I was struck by the accuracy of the
+description. As I promenaded through the brilliant throng with one of
+the loveliest of your young persons of that sex, she said to me, with
+a bewitching smile, 'Dear Mr. Altangi, is it true that Chinese women
+squeeze their feet for beauty? How very funny!'
+
+"She panted as she spoke, and I saw that her body was evidently
+incased in some kind of rigid and unyielding garment, and that her
+waist was surely not the waist of nature. I gazed as intently as
+decorum would permit--for I am but a student of cities and of men--and
+I was sure that my lovely companion's body was more cruelly compressed
+than the feet of my adorable countrywomen, and her panting breath was
+but evidence of the justice of my observation. I asked her with
+sympathy if I could not call some companion to relieve her, or, if the
+case were urgent, whether I could not myself offer succor. But she
+gazed at me as if I spoke a strange language, and smilingly asked my
+meaning.
+
+"'Dear miss,' I said, 'are you not in great suffering?' 'Not at all,'
+she replied, and I paid homage to her heroism. 'I know not, dear miss,
+whether to admire more the greatness of your heroism or the generosity
+of your sympathy. While you are in torment yourself, your tender
+interest goes forth to my countrywomen in what you believe to be
+torture. Be comforted, dear miss; the anguish of a squeezed foot is
+not comparable to that of a waist so cruelly confined as yours, and
+the consequences, also, are not to be compared.' If human bodies in
+your great and happy country are made like ours in China, certainly,
+Mr. Easy Chair, I must acknowledge that in heroic endurance of the
+cruelty of fashion your country is indeed pre-eminent."
+
+There seemed to be such a singular misapprehension upon the part of
+the courteous visitor that the Easy Chair was beginning again to
+explain--"Yes, but the indisputable superiority of our glorious
+country"--when the son of Altangi interrupted, with suavity:
+"Certainly. I was about to add that while my fair companion insisted
+that I should confess the pinching of the feet to be a heinous folly,
+if not, as she was plainly disposed to believe, a crime, my eye was
+arrested by another lightly and lowly draped figure of the same sex
+advancing towards us with an uncertain, hobbling step so like the gait
+of the lovely Chinese maidens of almond eyes that again I watched
+intently, and I saw that not only was this sylph drawn out of all
+natural form at the waist, but that she was attempting to walk in
+little shoes supported upon high pivots called heels under the centre
+of the feet. It was an ingenious combination of torture and
+helplessness, to which no social circle in my native land offers a
+parallel. It is a wonderful achievement, due, I have no doubt, Mr.
+Easy Chair, to the manifest superiority of your great country, and
+plainly a striking illustration of it. Yet it is interesting and
+touching that the maidens of your politer circles, gasping in pinched
+waists, and balancing and tottering on pivots under their shoes,
+should inquire with so amused an air about the squeezed feet of
+Chinese ladies. I pay you my compliments, Mr. Easy Chair, upon your
+extraordinary country." The urbanity of the visitor was perfect. The
+Easy Chair looked at his eyes to see if they twinkled, but they had
+only a bland regard; and as it was beginning again--"Nevertheless,
+sir, you will admit that the superiority of our institutions"--there
+seemed to be so positive an approach to twinkling in the Chinese eyes
+that the Easy Chair paused, smiled, and then said: "Worthy son of Lien
+Chi Altangi, thy words enlighten the mind, even as those of thy
+ancestor illuminated the minds of our fathers over the sea. By their
+light I read the meaning of the saying that in my youth I heard in the
+valleys of the Tyrol, 'Beyond the mountains there are men also.'"
+
+
+
+
+HOLIDAY SAUNTERING.
+
+
+The richness and profusion and variety of the Christmas shops in a
+great city, the sack of the treasures of the whole earth, which
+furnish such splendid spoil, recall a remark of Buckle. He says that
+the history of the world shows enormous progress in all kinds of
+knowledge, in institutions, in commerce and manufactures, and in every
+pursuit of human activity, but not in knowledge of moral principle.
+The most ancient wisdom in morals is also the most modern. Time and
+the progress of civilization have added nothing to the demands of the
+conscience or to moral perception. The golden rule is an axiom of the
+most ancient wisdom.
+
+These are bewildering speculations as we stroll along Fourteenth
+Street and loiter in Twenty-third Street, which, at the holiday
+season, have especially the aspect of a fair or a fascinating bazaar.
+The whole world is tributary to Santa Claus.
+
+ "Nothing we see but means our good,
+ As our delight or as our treasure;
+ The whole is either our cupboard of food
+ Or cabinet of pleasure."
+
+Invention and science have put a girdle about the globe fitly to
+decorate Christmas. Diedrich Knickerbocker, in his cocked hat and
+flowered coat, had heard of Japan, perhaps, as a romance of Prester
+John. But it would have been a wilder romance for him to imagine his
+grandchildren dealing at the feast of St. Nicholas with Japanese
+merchants in Japanese shops upon the soil of his own Manhattan and on
+the very road to Tappan Zee. Hendrik Hudson might have been reasonably
+expected to run down from the Catskills with a picked crew to vend
+Hollands for the great feast. But Cipango--!
+
+Yes; we have subdued distance, we are plucking out even the heart of
+Africa. As the streets of Bokhara when the fairs were held were piled
+with the stuffs of many a province and thronged by merchants of every
+hue, so the streets of New York at Christmas show that we have taken
+the whole earth to drop into our Christmas stocking. The festival
+might be fitly celebrated by coming to the city merely to walk the
+streets and
+
+ "view the manners of the town,
+ Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings."
+
+Happily the eye can appropriate all the treasures that it would be
+theft for the hand to touch.
+
+Corydon, sauntering with Amaryllis, and staring with her at the
+wonderful windows, may be a prince by proxy. "Those pearls," he
+whispers, "the diver plunged into Oman's dark waters to find for you.
+They are so far on their way, adored Amaryllis. They have reached your
+eyes, if not yet your ears. Let me but be rich--and I expect at least
+five dollars for my first fee--let the world but discover that in me
+the Law, whose seat is the bosom of God, has a new Mansfield, another
+Marshall, and yonder pearls shall circle the virgin neck for which
+they were predestined. Or do you prefer the diamonds behind the next
+pane? Or shall Santa Claus sweetly capture both for you, one for state
+dress and splendor, one for days less rigorous, not of purple velvets
+and flowered brocades, but summer draperies of soft lace?"
+
+So the Marchioness and the gay Swiveller, with their happy gift of
+transforming a shred of lemon-peel and copious libations of pure water
+into nectar, might have walked the Christmas streets of New York as
+those of Ormus and of Ind. Lafayette, with the gold snuff-box in which
+the freedom of the city was presented to him, could not have been
+freer of it. The happy loiterers could see all the beautiful things,
+and what could they do more if they should buy them all? Like the kind
+people at Newport in the summer, who spare no vast expense to build
+noble houses and lay out exquisite grounds and drive in sumptuous
+carriages and wear clothes so fine and take pains so costly and
+elaborate to please the idle loiterer of a day, who gazes from the
+street-car or the omnibus or the sidewalk, so the good holiday
+merchants present the enchanting spectacle of their treasures freely
+to every penniless saunterer, but for the same enjoyment they demand
+of the rich an enormous price. The poor rich must bear also all the
+responsibility of possession and care, and cannot be secured against
+theft or loss.
+
+The splendid streets beguile us from our question. In the brilliant
+bazaars we are recalling the New York of silence and solitary woods
+and roving Indians--the New York that the Dutch settlers bought from
+the Indians for twenty-four dollars, and which is now the city that we
+behold, the metropolis of the State of which Mr. Draper, its
+Superintendent of Public Instruction, asks, "Who shall say that these
+six millions of people are not better housed, better fed, better
+clothed, more generally educated, more active in affairs, better
+equipped for self-government than any other entire people numbering
+six millions, unless it be other citizens of our own country,
+surrounded by the same circumstances and conditions?" Not the Easy
+Chair, certainly. On the contrary, it says Amen.
+
+But is Buckle right? Are the six millions as much better morally than
+the first six millions of their white ancestors upon the continent, as
+they are better clothed, better educated, and better housed? Are they
+only materially better? Have they better poets, better artists, than
+the Greeks, than Dante, than Shakespeare, than Raphael and Michael
+Angelo? Have they wiser men than Plato, Aristotle, Bacon? Have they
+higher standards of conduct than those of Confucius and the Hindoos? A
+hundred years ago the pilgrim was sometimes a week travelling to
+Albany with great discomfort. To-day we travel thither in three hours
+with incredible ease and luxury. Do we find more public virtue when we
+get there? Comfort, knowledge, opportunity, resources, are multiplied
+a thousandfold. Schools, libraries, museums, societies, appliances,
+have sprung in a night, like Jack's bean-stalk, to a towering height.
+Have they brought us nearer heaven? Are we more truthful, more
+upright, manlier men? In a world where mechanical invention and
+victories over time and space were of no importance, but where moral
+qualities alone availed, should we men of the end of the nineteenth
+century stand any better chance than those of the beginning of the
+ninth?
+
+That is the queer question which Santa Claus insists upon dropping
+into the stockings that hang by this Christmas hearth. He calls it a
+Christmas nut to crack. The old fellow chuckles as he thinks of it
+while he rides through the frosty starlight. "My children," he laughs,
+"what is the difference between six dozen dozen and half a dozen
+dozen?" While he asks and chuckles, the old fellow is himself an
+answer. He did not invent gifts. But he symbolizes universal giving.
+The moral law may be as old as man, but the demand and disposition for
+the general application of that law to actual life increase with every
+century. The moral law was the same when Howard revealed the horrors
+of prisons that it is now when modern philanthropy has purged and
+purified them. "The sense of duty," said Webster, in his greatest
+criminal argument, "pursues us ever." But it pursues us more
+effectively with the return of every Christmas.
+
+If there be no larger knowledge of the moral law there is a more
+universal sense of moral obligation. Those pearls of Oman which
+Corydon designs for Amaryllis would not have adorned so noble a woman
+had they circled the neck of the Paphian Venus or Helen of Troy.
+
+
+
+
+WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD. 1881.
+
+
+The great Commencement event of the Summer was Wendell Phillips's
+oration at the centennial anniversary of the venerable Phi Beta Kappa
+at Cambridge. It was also the semi-centenary of the orator's
+graduation at Harvard, and there was great anticipation, not only
+because Mr. Phillips is now in many ways the first orator of his time,
+but because his _alma mater_ has not sympathized with his career. On
+the day before, which was Commencement-day, there was general wonder
+among the Harvard men of all years whether the orator would regard the
+amenities of the occasion, and pour out his music and his wit upon
+some purely literary theme, or seize his venerable mother by the hair,
+and gracefully twist it out with a smile.
+
+"I hope," uneasily said a distinguished alumnus of Harvard to the Easy
+Chair, "I hope he will not forget that he is a gentleman."
+
+"He has never yet forgotten it," replied the Easy Chair.
+
+The morning was beautiful--a sweet, fresh, brilliant June morning--and
+there was a great assembly in the grounds of the university. The usual
+Phi Beta Kappa attendance is not large. The celebration occurs on the
+last day of prolonged college festivities, and the number of members
+of the society is limited; nor, in fact, has it a real existence
+except on the day of its oration and poem and dinner. This year,
+however, the centenary of Harvard, from which all the other chapters,
+except the parent chapter at William and Mary, have proceeded, had
+drawn delegations from seventeen other colleges. The pink and blue
+ribbon, which has replaced the square gold watch-key of other days,
+fluttered at every button-hole, and with pealing music leading the
+way, the long, long procession--a Phi Beta Kappa procession such as
+perhaps Harvard never saw before--wound under the imposing buildings
+towards the beautiful college hall, the Sanders Theatre.
+
+A great college day is always a feast of memory. As the music swelled
+and the procession moved, the air was full of visions of forms long
+vanished, of voices forever silent. To the Phi Beta Kappa memory in
+Cambridge, however, three of the society's famous days returned.
+First, that 26th of August, 1824, when Edward Everett delivered the
+oration, which closed with the apostrophe to Lafayette, sitting upon
+the platform in the old meetinghouse, which stood, we believe, where
+Gore Hall now stands. It is the college tradition that the audience
+rose in enthusiasm with the last words of the orator: "Welcome, thrice
+welcome, to our shores, and whithersoever throughout the limits of the
+continent your course shall take you, the ear that hears you shall
+bless you, the eye that sees you shall bear witness to you, and every
+tongue exclaim with heart-felt joy, Welcome, welcome, Lafayette!" and
+that Lafayette himself, not clearly apprehending the drift of the
+peroration, and swept on by sympathy, eagerly applauded with the
+excited throng. Second, that 31st of August, 1837, when Ralph Waldo
+Emerson read the remarkable discourse to whose calm, wise, and
+thrilling words the hearts of men who were young then still vibrate,
+and to which their lives have responded; and third, the day in 1836
+when Oliver Wendell Holmes read his poem, "A Metrical Essay," which is
+the traditional Phi Beta Kappa poem, as Everett's and Emerson's are
+the traditional orations. Richard H. Dana, Jr., calls Everett's
+discourse the first of a kind of which since then there have been
+brilliant illustrations, the rhetorical, literary, historical, and
+political essay blended in one, and made captivating by every charm of
+oratory.
+
+But the procession has reached the theatre, in which already there are
+ladies seated, and in a few moments the building is filled with an
+audience to which any orator would be proud to speak. There is music
+as the audience rustles and murmurs into its place with eager
+expectation. Then there is a prayer. Then Mr. Choate, the president of
+the day, with his customary felicity and sparkling banter, speaks of
+the origin of the ancient and mysterious brotherhood. "And now," he
+says, in ending, "I introduce to you him who, whenever and wherever he
+speaks, is the orator of the day." Mr. Phillips rises, and buttons his
+frock-coat across his white waistcoat as he moves to the front of the
+platform. Seen from the theatre, his hair is gray, and his face looks
+older, but there is the same patrician air; and with the familiar
+tranquillity and colloquial ease he begins to speak.
+
+He spoke perhaps for two hours, perhaps for half an hour. But there
+was no sense of the lapse of time. His voice was somewhat less strong,
+but it had all the old force and the old music. He was in constant
+action, but never vehement, never declamatory in tone, walking often
+to and fro, every gesture expressive, art perfectly concealing art. It
+was all melody and grace and magic, all wit and paradox and power. The
+apt quotation, the fine metaphor, the careful accumulation of
+intensive epithet to point an audacious and startling assertion, the
+pathos, the humor. But why try to describe beauty? It was consummate
+art, and as noble a display of high oratory as any hearer or spectator
+had known.
+
+It is usually thought that there must be a great occasion for great
+oratory. Burke and Chatham upon the floor of Parliament plead for
+America against coercion; Adams and Otis and Patrick Henry in vast
+popular assemblies fire the colonial heart to resist aggression;
+Webster lays the corner-stone on Bunker Hill, or in the Senate unmasks
+secession in the guise of political abstraction; Everett must have the
+living Lafayette by his side. But here is an orator without an
+antagonist, with no measure to urge or oppose, whose simple theme upon
+a literary occasion is the public duty of the scholar. Yet he touches
+and stirs and inspires every listener; and as he quietly ends his
+discourse with a stanza of Lowell's that he has quoted a hundred times
+before, every hearer feels that it is a historic day, and that what he
+has seen and heard will be one of the traditions of Harvard and of Phi
+Beta Kappa.
+
+It does not follow, because the audience was charmed, and overflowed
+with expressions of delight, that it therefore agreed. When an orator
+calls the French Revolution "the greatest, the most un-mixed, the most
+unstained and wholly perfect blessing Europe has had in modern times,
+unless, perhaps, we may possibly except the Reformation," there will
+be those who differ--who will grant the beneficent results of
+revolutions, as of wild storms of nature, but who will hesitate to
+call a movement of which the September days, the noyades, and the
+bloody fury of a brutal mob were incidents, the most unmixed and the
+most unstained of blessings. No American would lament the agitation
+for emancipation, to which the life of the orator has been devoted. It
+was a great blessing to the country and to humanity; but from the
+blood of Lovejoy to that of the last victim of the war on either side,
+it was not an unstained and unmixed blessing. There is, indeed, a
+sense in which "to gar kings know" that they have a joint in their
+necks may in itself be called an unstained political gain. But since
+historically the lesson is taught only by the cruel suffering of the
+innocent and the guilty together, it is, in fact, indelibly stained.
+"Ah!" said the most benignant of men, "it was a delightful discourse,
+but preposterous from beginning to end."
+
+Yet its central idea, that it is the duty of educated men actively to
+lead the progress of their time, is incontestable. The orator, indeed,
+virtually arraigned his _alma mater_ for moral hesitation and
+timidity. But a university lives in its children, and is judged by
+them; and surely the history of civil and religious liberty in this
+country from Samuel Adams, James Otis, and Joseph Warren down to
+Channing and Parker, to Charles Sumner and Wendell Phillips, and the
+brave boys of whom Memorial Hall is the monument, all of whom were
+sons of Harvard, does not show that the old university has not
+contributed her share of leadership.
+
+Such answers, striking and trenchant and admirable, were perhaps made
+at the delightful dinner which followed the oration. Perhaps President
+Eliot promptly took up and threw back with eloquent energy the gage
+which had been thrown in the very face of the venerable mother by one
+of her eminent children, so illustrating that ample resource and
+sagacious firmness which have made his administration most efficient
+and memorable. Perhaps Dr. Holmes, whose felicitous genius overflowing
+in wit and music has long put the sparkling bead upon the Phi Beta
+Kappa goblet, recited the lines whose response was the gay laughter
+that rang through a pelting shower of rain far over the college
+grounds. Perhaps as "Auld Lang Syne" was sung with locked hands at the
+end of the dinner, if "Auld Lang Syne" is ever sung at Phi Beta Kappa
+dinners, there was a general feeling that the day had been a
+red-letter day for the university, and a white day in the recollection
+of all who had heard one of the most charming discourses that were
+ever delivered in the country, and had beheld a display of oratorical
+art which in this time, at least, cannot be surpassed.
+
+But of all this nothing can ever be known, because the feasts of Phi
+Beta Kappa are sealed with secrecy.
+
+
+
+
+EASTER BONNETS.
+
+
+It is not a great many years ago that, among Protestants in this
+country, Easter was mainly the festival of one denomination, and even
+within that denomination it was celebrated with comparatively little
+pomp. But now it is universal, especially in the larger towns and
+cities, and many churches decorate themselves with flowers, and
+observe with annually accumulating splendor the great feast of the
+immortal hope. The churches are filled with people. The music is
+elaborate, and it is elaborately advertised during the preceding week,
+and, by one of those odd coincidences which associate the most diverse
+things, it is on Easter-Day that the new spring bonnets of the ladies
+appear, and there is a delightful mingling of most diverse interests.
+
+"I have observed," said an elderly gentleman, as he watched from the
+window of his club the pretty procession of new clothes winding
+churchward on Easter morning, "that some ladies of high fashion dress
+more and more elaborately as they advance in years, and as the sweet
+light of youth fades from their eyes it is replaced by a greater blaze
+of diamonds upon their persons."
+
+It was the venerable Ambassador from Sennaar who spoke, and who was
+smiling pleasantly upon the cheerful scene.
+
+"For myself," he continued, "I can recall nothing more enchanting in
+human form than the granddaughter of my old friend whom I went to see
+some years ago in Newport, and who bounded in at the open window from
+the garden on a perfect June morning--herself incarnate June--clad in
+a white muslin dress, her hair simply knotted behind, holding a rose
+in her hand, and with the loveliest rose in her cheeks. That young
+woman, a girl not yet twenty, now has girls of her own more than
+twenty. I wonder if she wears a very elaborate bonnet this Easter
+morning, and whether her dress is a mass of pleats and puffs and
+marvellous trimmings, which, when profusely extravagant upon the form
+of an elder woman, always remind me of signals of distress hung out
+upon a craft that is drifting far away from the enchanted isles of
+youth. Is it the instinctive effort to prolong the brilliancy of youth
+that induces the advancing woman to decorate herself so brightly? Is
+it the involuntary hope that she will really seem to be buoyant and
+gay of heart if only her dress be gay? As they go trooping by I mark
+that richly caparisoned dowager, and I recall the days when I was
+merely an attache of the embassy, and when in the modest parlor in
+Bond Street she sang:
+
+ "'I wadna walk in silk attire,
+ Nor siller hae to spare,
+ Gin I must from my true love part,
+ Nor think on Donald mair."
+
+The old gentleman from Sennaar is always permitted to have his own
+way, and he prattles on without interruption. If you don't care to
+listen, it is always easy to withdraw, and to look out at another
+window, and to make your own comments instead of heeding his.
+
+"But that was not exactly what I had in mind as I watched this pretty
+Easter procession," resumed the venerable Ambassador; "but the truth
+is that when I see a crowd of brightly dressed women, my mind
+scatters, as it were, and I am very apt not to hit my mark."
+
+The old gentleman smiled again. "All the fine spring bonnets of
+Easter-Sunday do not prove the youth of every face under them, and I
+wonder whether this splendid celebration of Easter means that you are
+a more religious people than in the plainer Easter days that I
+remember. Is the sincerity of religious feeling always in proportion
+to the magnificence of the ritual? If it be, you have become a deeply
+religious people, especially in your great city. We used to think at
+the legation in Rome that the people of that city were in danger of
+mistaking a punctual observance of religious ceremonies for religion.
+But you are so intelligent that you are, of course, in no such danger.
+I accept these beautiful flowers and this pretty procession of new
+bonnets as the proof of your religious progress."
+
+The Ambassador paused reflectively a moment, and then continued: "You
+send a great many missionaries to India and elsewhere. Is it because
+you have no work for them at home? In my country, my benighted and
+heathen Sennaar, we have a proverb that an ounce of practice is worth
+a pound of profession. In Rome, I say, we used to fear lest the
+people, with crossings and dippings and genuflections and repetitions
+of a long series of invocations and confessions and penance and many
+ceremonies, might come to confound these things with religion. But I
+suppose that this blossoming Easter, this solemn abstention from 'the
+German' in Lent, and this interest in draperies and postures, mean
+that you devote the same energy and time and care to studying how to
+help the helpless, how to console the suffering, how to teach poverty
+to hope and labor for its own relief. It means that the richly attired
+Christians who are walking in the most fashionable spring bonnets to
+church on Easter-Sunday have learned who is their neighbor, and what
+their duty is towards him, and are diligently doing it."
+
+The Ambassador removed his eyeglasses, and turned to smile blandly
+upon the group of club-men near him.
+
+"This reflection," he continued, "makes me very happy, and fills me
+with reverence for a Christian people. For if you built superb
+churches in one street, and tolerated heathen squalor of soul and body
+in the next street, you would crucify Christianity. No, no: these
+sweet flowers of Easter are not symbols of your words, but of your
+work; not of your professions, but of your practice."
+
+The old gentleman resumed his glasses, and looked silently at the
+thronged street. How comfortable to believe with our venerable friend,
+and to perceive that the great increase in the beauty of the Easter
+commemoration is the fitting symbol of the corresponding increase in
+our religious faith and practice!
+
+
+
+
+JENNY LIND.
+
+
+It is many years ago that the Easy Chair, making the grand tour, was
+in Dresden, and saw in the newspaper that Jenny Lind, then in the
+first fulness of her fame, would sing for four nights in Berlin. It
+was in the autumn, and loitering along the Elbe and through the Saxon
+Switzerland was a very fascinating prospect. But the chance of hearing
+the Swedish Nightingale was more alluring than the Bastei and the
+lovely view from Konigstein, and at once the order of travel was
+interrupted, and the Easy Chair arrived eagerly in Berlin.
+
+The Berlin of those days was still a city in which the student could
+live economically, and hear the lectures of great teachers upon the
+most reasonable terms. But the sole interest of the moment was the
+Northern singer, and upon reaching the hotel and making prompt
+inquiry, the Easy Chair learned that chairs for the Lind
+representations could be secured only at prices which were wholly
+unprecedented in the staid Hohenzollern capital. The exigency of the
+case, however, compelled the payment, and the Easy Chair devoted
+eighteen thaler, or nearly as many American dollars, to obtaining a
+seat to hear Jenny Lind for the first time. Never for such a sum was
+bought so rich a treasure of delightful and unfading recollections,
+always cheering and inspiring--an unwasting music which has murmured
+and echoed through a life.
+
+The scene was the Royal Opera-house. The audience was the finest
+society of the court; and even then the musical taste of Berlin, as if
+forecasting Wagner, used to sneer loftily at that of Vienna, where
+Flotow was about to produce "Martha," as a taste for _tanzmusik_. The
+opera was the "Sonnambula," and after the pretty opening choruses and
+dances, Amina came tripping to the front through the clustering
+villagers.
+
+She was an ideal peasant maiden, blooming and blithe and fair, of an
+indefinable simplicity and purity; the genuine peasant of the poetic
+world, not a fine lady of Marie Antoinette's Petit Trianon playing at
+rustic artlessness. The voice and the singing were but the natural
+expression of that charming maidenhood. The full volume, the touching
+sweetness of tone, the exquisite warble, the amazing skill and the
+marvellous execution, with the perfect ease and repose of consummate
+art, and the essential womanliness of the whole impression, were
+indisputable and supreme. To a person sensitive to music and of a
+certain ardor of temperament there could be no higher pleasure of the
+kind. Every such person who heard Jenny Lind in her prime, from 1847
+to 1852, whether in opera or concert, can recall no greater delight
+and satisfaction.
+
+Other famous singers charmed that happy time. But Jenny Lind,
+rivalling their art, went beyond them all in touching the heart with
+her personality. Certainly no public singer was ever more invested
+with a halo of domestic purity. When she stood with her hands quietly
+crossed before her and tranquilly sang "I know that my Redeemer
+liveth," the lofty fervor of the tone, the rapt exaltation of the
+woman, with the splendor of the vocalization, made the hearing an
+event, and left a memory as of a sublime religious function. This
+explains Jenny Lind's peculiar hold upon the mass of her audiences in
+this country, who were honest, sober, industrious, moral American men
+and women, to most of whom the opera was virtually an unknown, if not
+a forbidden, delight. Malibran had sung here in the freshness of her
+voice and charm; Caradori-Allan, Cinti-Damoreau, Alboni, Parepa, and
+other delightful singers followed her. Grisi came, too, but in her
+decline. Still others have ruled their hour. But in the general memory
+of the country Jenny Lind remains unequalled. There was the
+unquestionable quality in her song which made Mendelssohn say that
+such a musical genius appears but once in a century.
+
+It was a pleasant little New York to which she came, but it thought
+itself a very important city. Fanny Ellsler had bewitched the town a
+few years before; and some graybeards and baldheads, now tottering in
+the sun upon Broadway, but then the golden youth of Manhattan, took
+the horses from the Bayadere's carriage and drew her in triumph to her
+hotel. Ole Bull, also, had come conquering out of the North like a
+young Viking, charming and subduing, and Vieuxtemps came also,
+disputing the palm. The town took sides. The virtuosi applauded
+Vieuxtemps as a true artist, and shrugged at Ole Bull as an eccentric
+player. If you whispered "Paganini?" they silently shrugged the more.
+Still the young Viking fascinated young and old. He played like the
+Pied Piper, and the entranced country danced after. But when Jenny
+Lind came, the welcome to the singer as yet unheard was more
+prodigious than that offered to any other European visitor except
+Dickens. It was managed, of course, by Barnum. It was advertising. But
+that was only until she sang. After that first evening at Castle
+Garden the delight advertised itself.
+
+In this day, Wagner _consule_, of the eclipse of Italian opera, the
+programme of a Lind concert will perhaps win a glance of curiosity
+even from the lovers of "Tristan und Isolde," who follow with
+reverence in the parquette the mighty score of the trilogy upon the
+stage. Here, for instance, is the programme of a charitable concert of
+Jenny Lind's in Boston on Thursday evening, the both of October, 1850,
+just a month after her first concert in the country at Castle Garden
+in New York on the 11th of September. The programme is a pamphlet
+opening with four marvellous wood-cut likenesses of Jenny Lind, Jules
+Benedict, her conductor; Signor Belletti, the barytone, and Mr.
+Barnum. The words or each song in the original and in translation are
+printed upon separate pages, and the whole concludes with sketches of
+the lives of Jenny Lind, Signer Benedict, Signor Belletti--and Mr.
+Barnum. The selection of music comprises Beethoven's overture to
+"Egmont;" an air from the "Elijah," first time in America, sung by
+Jenny Lind; "Non piu andrai," from Mozart's "Nozze di Figaro," by
+Signor Belletti; piano solo, Mendelssohn's "Songs without Words," by
+Signor Benedict; and, for the first time in America also, "Und ob die
+Wolke," from "Der Freischutz," by Jenny Lind. This was the first part.
+The second part began with Reissiger's overture, "Die Felsenmuhle;"
+Signor Belletti then sang the "Piff Paff," from Meyerbeer's
+"Huguenots;" Jenny Lind followed with the "Come per me sereno," from
+the "Sonnambula," for the first time in America; then Belletti with
+the "Miei rampolli," from Rossini's "Cenerentola;" and the concert
+ended with the "Dalecarlian Melody" and the "Mountaineer's Song," both
+for the first time, by Jenny Lind.
+
+It would be still possible even for the devoutest Wagnerian disciple
+to hear such a concert, perhaps, without leaving the hall in
+indignation, perhaps even without a protest. All the concerts were of
+uniform excellence, and the Easy Chair is a competent witness, at
+least so far as attendance is concerned, for it heard all of the Lind
+concerts in New York except the first. During the second season an
+unknown name appeared one evening upon the bill, which announced that
+Mr. Otto Goldschmidt, a young and unknown pianist, would play for the
+first time in this country. Tripler Hall, opposite Bond Street upon
+Broadway, was crowded as usual, and when Jenny Lind had withdrawn
+after singing one of her "numbers," a slight, dark-haired youth came
+upon the stage and seated himself at the piano. He was courteously
+greeted, and just as he was about to begin, the door opened quietly at
+the back of the stage, and Jenny Lind stood in full view of the
+audience tranquilly to listen. At a happy point in the performance she
+clapped heartily, and the whole house, following its lovely leader,
+burst into a storm of applause. The young man bowed to the audience
+and to "Miss Lind," and, as he ended, with more hand-clapping and a
+bright and kindly smile Jenny Lind vanished, having secured the
+success of Mr. Otto Goldschmidt. It was a pretty scene. Perhaps the
+_prima donna assoluta_ recalled the famous brava-a-a-a of Lablache on
+her first evening at her Majesty's Opera-house in London, which
+satisfied England that she was a great singer, and confirmed her
+career. To the audience her friendly interest seemed the impulse of
+her kindly heart for a young neophyte in this profession. To Mr. Otto
+Goldschmidt--!
+
+Ole Bull returned to the country before Jenny Lind left it, and one
+evening, when she was staying at the Stevens House, in Broadway by the
+Bowling Green, she gave a dinner, and Ole Bull was among the guests.
+After dinner he seated himself at the piano, and running over the
+keys, struck into some wild minor chords, and began to sing Norwegian
+songs. They were of a singular melancholy, but very beautiful, and the
+company listened intently. Jenny Lind especially sat rapt in the
+music, until, after one of the songs, she rose quietly, and moving
+steadily across the floor as if carrying a jar of water upon her head
+and fearing to spill a drop, she pushed Ole Bull from his chair, and
+seating herself in his place at the piano, reproduced the entire song
+with exquisite pathos.
+
+Indeed, it was in these characteristic Northern songs, full of strange
+and romantic tenderness, and suggestive of solitary seas and wide,
+lonely horizons, of awful mountain heights and secluded valleys of
+sober and sequestered life, that her voice seemed most extraordinary
+and her skill most marvellous. Romantic singing, picturesque,
+mournful, weird, could go no further. She was the spirit of the North
+singing its hymn, and the audience sat enchanted under the melodious
+spell. A veteran, as he recalls those days, might well suspect that he
+is still enthralled by the magician's wand of youth, and that it is
+not fact, but only its rosy exaggeration, which he describes. But the
+contemporary records of that astonishing career remain, and they
+confirm his story. The prices paid for tickets, the enormous receipts,
+and the generous gifts in charity of Jenny Lind are not fables. Yet
+the glamour of youth has its part in all recollection of the days of
+splendor in the flower. Once when the Easy Chair was extolling the
+melodious Swede to a senior, the hearer listened patiently, with a
+remote look in his eyes, and replied at last, musingly, "Yes, but you
+should have heard Malibran."
+
+The series of American concerts which began on the 11th of September,
+1850, at Castle Garden ended at the same place on the 24th of May,
+1852. The vast space was not well suited for singing, but the
+magnificent voice filled it completely, and in the fascinated silence
+of the immense throng every exquisite note of the singer was heard.
+She sang with evident feeling, and with responsive tenderness the
+audience listened. Every time that she appeared she carried a fresh
+bouquet, the sight of which gladdened some ardent young heart. But
+when at last she came forward to sing the farewell to America, for
+which Goldschmidt had composed the music, she bore in her hand a
+bouquet of white rose-buds, with a Maltese cross of deep carnations in
+the centre. This she held while for the last time in public she sang
+in America; and the young traveller who, five years before, had turned
+aside at Dresden to hear Jenny Lind in Berlin, alone in all that great
+audience at Castle Garden knew who had sent those flowers.
+
+
+
+
+THE TOWN.
+
+
+In the city that we like to call the metropolis, the newspapers enable
+us to begin every day with the knowledge that yesterday Mr. and Mrs.
+A. entertained at dinner Messieurs and Mesdames B., C., D., E., F.,
+G., H., I., and J. And why is this precious knowledge imparted to us?
+Why are we not also taught what else they did during the day? Why do
+we learn nothing of Mr. and Mrs. Y. and Z., at the other end of the
+alphabet, in Baxter Street? For these good folks who are mentioned are
+in no way distinguished except for riches. If, indeed, they had done
+or said or written anything memorable, if they had painted fine
+pictures, or carved statues of mark, or designed noble buildings, or
+composed beautiful music; if they had effected humane reforms, had
+happily cheered or refined or enriched human life, or in any way had
+made the world better and men and women happier, the curiosity to hear
+of them, and to see them, and to read of their daily course of life,
+would be as intelligible as the pleasure in seeing the birthplace of
+Burns, or walking in Anne Hathaway's garden, or hearing of Abraham
+Lincoln, or seeing Washington's bedstead and sitting in his chair.
+
+But to read day after day in the paper, this golden domesday-book, the
+lists of rich people who ate terrapin together, or danced together in
+lace frills and white cravats afterwards, and to read it with avidity,
+is what might be done in some world of satire. But in a hard-working,
+sensible, Yankee world! You might say that nobody does read it, but
+the column of the newspaper which is devoted to this narrative,
+contrasted with the few paragraphs in which the important news from
+all parts of the globe is discussed, refutes you. The newspaper
+understands itself. It is a shrewd merchant who supplies the demand in
+the market.
+
+But is there no other than a humiliating explanation of the fact? Is
+it only snobbishness, a mean admiration of mean things? Are we all
+essentially lackeys who love to wear a livery? Or is it not
+rather--all this interest in the small performances of those who, if
+distinguished for nothing else, are the distinguished favorites of
+fortune--the result of the ceaseless aspiration for a better
+condition, and the instinct of the imagination to decorate our lives
+with the vision of a fairer circumstance than our own, and to revenge
+the tyranny of fate by the hope of heaven? If the fine Titania could
+sing to Bottom,
+
+ "Mine ear is much enamored of thy note,
+ ...
+ Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful,"
+
+why should not our liberal fancy sing the same song to the Four
+Hundred? They may be deftly enchanted to our eyes if to no others, and
+to our view our Bottom also be translated.
+
+It is not what they are, but what we believe them to be, of which we
+read in the newspaper. The poor sewing-girl, as she stitches her life
+away "in poverty, hunger, and dirt," seeing unconsciously the fairy
+texture and costly delicacy of the robe she fashions, follows it in
+fancy to the form which is to wear it, and which to that fancy must
+needs be that of a most lovely and most gracious woman, because none
+other would that soft splendor of raiment befit. The lofty and
+benignant lady must needs also mate with her kind, and move only among
+those "learn'd and fair and good as she." All the circumstance of life
+must conform, and amid light and perfume and music the unspeakable
+hours of such women, such men, glide by.--The girl's head droops. For
+one brief moment she dreams, and that charmed life is real.
+
+In a less degree, in our prosaic and plodding daily routine, we invest
+the life of the favorites of fortune with an ideal charm. It is, to
+our fond fancy, all that it might be. Those figures are not what
+Circe's wand might disclose. They are gods and goddesses feasting, and
+in happier moments we feign ourselves possible Ixions to be admitted
+to the celestial banquet. In the streets of the summer city their
+palaces are closed, their brilliant equipages are gone; they do not
+sparkle and murmur in their opera boxes, nor roll stately in slow
+lines along the trimmed avenues of the Park. But still the celestial
+life proceeds, a little out of sight, its lovely leisure brimmed with
+deeds becoming those who have no care but to do good and to
+transfigure their own fair fortune into a blessing for the world. We
+read the gross details of dress and dinner. But they remind us only
+more keenly of the ample resource, the boundless opportunity which our
+favorites of fortune enjoy.
+
+Thus, Orestes, we ponder the society column not because we are snobs,
+but because our imaginations take fire; the dry narrowness and hard
+conditions of our lives are soothed as we contemplate those who have
+no excuse not to be benefactors; and what they should be, our
+imaginations, benevolent to ourselves, assure us that they are.
+
+
+
+
+SARAH SHAW RUSSELL.
+
+
+There died lately a woman not known to the public, but whose loss to
+those who personally knew her can never be made good. The summer that
+shall come may bring as of old roses and violets, but the summer that
+is gone will never return. In the memory of all of us there are
+persons who seem to have revealed to us the best that we know and are;
+they are so lofty that we are raised, so noble that we are ennobled;
+so pure that we are purified. They are generally women whose lives are
+noiseless, who live at home, wives and mothers, without the ambition
+that spurs men to strive for renown, but their days are full of such
+richness of beautiful life that its fitting image is that finest
+flower of tropical luxuriance, the magnificent Victoria Regia.
+
+A nature so modest and simple, and a life so private that it seems
+almost a wrong to speak of them publicly, yet a character so firm and
+tranquil and self-possessed that if necessary it would have met
+without doubt or hesitation any form of martyrdom, can hardly be
+described without apparent exaggeration. She was born, in our familiar
+phrase, a lady, and from the beginning, throughout a long life, she
+was surrounded with perfect ease of circumstance. She was singularly
+beautiful in her youth, and to the close of her life she had the charm
+of personal loveliness. Her manner was direct and frank and cheerful,
+and with her perfect candor and vigorous good-sense it scattered the
+trivial and smirking artificialities of social intercourse as a clear
+wind from the north-west cools and refreshes the sultry languors of
+August. Early married to a man of the highest character and aims, and
+of that practical good-sense which makes ability most effective, she
+was in entire sympathy with his wise and humane interests, and thus in
+her family she was most fortunate and happy.
+
+Yet by beauty, wealth, position, and the natural possession of the
+prizes for which life is generally a struggle, she was wholly
+unspoiled. Her views of duty and of just human relations were so clear
+and true that she reinvigorated the conscience of all who knew her.
+She was curiously free from the little weaknesses which we
+instinctively excuse in ourselves and others, and although her
+absolute truthfulness necessarily but involuntarily rebuked us all, we
+could no more be angry than with our own consciences. The reproach was
+entirely involuntary. Never was a woman more tenderly tolerant of
+every honest difference, or more careful not to wound either by look
+or word or tone. Too true herself to suspect falsity in others, she
+was much too sensible to assume the part of Mentor.
+
+In the great mental and moral activity of her generation she was
+instinctively liberal, and never questioned in others the complete
+soul-liberty, as Roger Williams called it, which she calmly and
+naturally maintained for herself. No reform could conceal from her its
+essential value as a high aspiration, a good impulse, if nothing more;
+and however grotesque and extravagant the reformer, she pierced his
+mask of eccentricity and welcomed the earnest seeker, bewildered and
+blinded though he might be. She judged speech and action by a
+remarkable intuition of right and wrong, and it was interesting to see
+how surely and smoothly she cut sophistry straight through to the
+truth which it muffled and distorted. Men and women she valued solely
+for their intrinsic worth, and never by conventional standards. A
+fugitive slave and the Prince of Wales would have been treated by her
+in a way which would have assured them both that the different
+circumstances of their condition did not obscure their equal humanity.
+
+To say this must not leave the impression that she was other than a
+lady of the simplest, most refined, and most unobtrusive but cordial
+manner. There must be no vision of a Lady Bountiful, or of a Lady of
+the Manor, or of any self-conscious personage whatever. But a stronger
+influence upon the lives with which she was brought in contact cannot
+well be conceived, nor the perennial hope and encouragement which her
+cheerful presence inspired. Domestic sorrows touched that strong and
+noble heart not to any vehement demonstration, but to a deeper faith
+and a sober serenity, which interpreted the poet's sense of "the still
+sad music of humanity." Courage, confidence, cheerfulness--these were
+the good angels that dwelt with her, and through her they breathed
+their benediction on all whom she loved or who personally knew her. As
+she lived in communion with great thoughts and the widest human
+sympathies, so that her life, like our stillest, harvest-ripening
+days, passed in sunny repose, so the end was peace. With no wasting
+malady, no long decay of faculty, she tranquilly slept.
+
+There is nothing that poets feign of women that was not justified by
+her. In thinking of her lofty life there is no need of excuse or
+allowance; for human nature, as it was never more unassuming or
+simple, was never greater and lovelier than in her. Beautiful and wise
+and brave and gentle and good, the thought of her is perpetual
+blessing.
+
+
+
+
+STREET MUSIC.
+
+
+A man grinding a hand-organ in the street is doubtless a sturdy beggar
+soliciting alms. A band of men blowing simultaneously into brass
+instruments, with a brazen pretence of making music, is probably like
+steam-whistles and church-bells and the cries of newspaper extras and
+of itinerant peddlers of many wares--a noisy nuisance. Yet the old
+cries of London, although doubtless strident and disturbing, have a
+certain romantic charm of association and tradition. Like the Tower
+and Billingsgate and Wapping Old Stairs, they were parts of very
+London, and London was less London when they ceased.
+
+Were those old cries of the story-book, like the interpreted voices of
+the church-bells--
+
+ "Kettles and pans,
+ Says the bell of St. Ann's;
+ Apples and lemons,
+ Says the bell of St. Clement's,"--
+
+altogether shameless and exasperating noises? Were they not the same
+voices that called Whittington to turn again? Was not the deep bay of
+St. Paul's heard when Nelson, the old sea-dog, died? Could the music
+of the bells be spared from the story of London more than that of the
+cries? Is the milkman who announces the arrival of the morning's milk
+with a "barbaric yawp," like that in which Mr. Whitman is supposed to
+celebrate his own personality, a sturdy beggar? He would certainly
+resent the imputation. He is a merchant who sells a desirable
+commodity. Shall he be adjudged a nuisance?
+
+But Signor Raffaello da Perugia, who produces opera airs upon a
+portable organ, with Don Whiskerando, who mounts with agility to the
+parlor window to receive the consideration in his feathered cap, is he
+not also a merchant who sells music to you in selected varieties, the
+latest popular songs and tunes of the theatre, the waltz of last
+year's ball-room? Must he be accounted a sturdy beggar because you
+happen not to be in immediate want of his wares? Or the band of which
+we were speaking, which arrives at the hour when the master of the
+house returns from his office, and performs a serenade of welcome as
+he greets the circle from which he has been absent since breakfast,
+shall it be denied the pleasure of heightening the pleasure of others?
+Are not the taxes of these Jem Baggses, these wandering minstrels, the
+"only rates uninvidious in the levy, ungrudged in the assessment?"
+
+Where the intent is so unequivocally kindly, is it not gross and
+unfeeling to suggest in the modest orchestra a questionable chord, a
+cracked reed, a cornet out of tune? Why so insistent, so scrupulously
+exigent? Are you never out of tune, good sir? Your chords, say in the
+domestic concert, are they always finely harmonious, and your own reed
+never cracked? Why so eager to cast the first stone? Yonder trombone
+may have its weaknesses--who of us, pray, is without? Has tolerance
+gone out with astrology? "He had his faults," said the Reverend Bland
+Sudds yesterday in a funeral discourse upon the Honorable Richard
+Turpin--"he had his faults, yes, for he was human." But if a man may
+falter, shall we not forgive to a trombone even a half-note? If Turpin
+may be respectfully lamented with indulgent hope, shall a hesitating
+horn be doomed to "the all-sweeping besom of societarian reformation?"
+
+While Eugenio was making the grand tour he loitered in Venice and
+lingered in Naples, wandering to Paestum, feasting in the orange
+groves of Sorrento, and penetrating the Blue Grotto at Capri. In
+Venice the songs of the country, in Naples the barcarolles, made his
+memory as he came away a thicket of singing-birds. Those ever-renewed
+snatches and remembered refrains of songs, Venetian and Neapolitan,
+like a sponge passed over a Giorgione, brought out the mellow richness
+of Italy, and as he paced Broadway and hummed a tender melody, he
+walked where Vittoria Colonna had trod, and heard the faint beat of
+oars upon moonlit Como. One morning, hard at work in his chamber,
+where only the confused roar of the city was audible, a strain rose
+high and clear above it all, with a soft, pathetic, penetrating
+urgency, "So' marinaro di questa marina," and, all else forgotten, he
+was once more rocking on Italian waters, and the red-capped
+fisher-boys filled the air with song.
+
+He ran down, and into the street, and around the block, and, lo!
+Signor Raffaello was the fond magician. He was turning the crank of
+his heavy organ, and Don Whiskerando, feathered cap in hand, was
+climbing the balcony of the drawing-room windows, and Signor Raffaello
+was raising his eyes towards the upper windows to see if haply some
+child or nurse attended. Eugenio dropped more than a penny into the
+ready hand of the signore, and was gone before the swarthy magician
+could make out his benefactor. Eugenio gained his room, and with
+sympathetic intelligence the signore, playing out the College
+Hornpipe, once more touched the stop of "So' marinaro," and renewed
+the happy spell.
+
+It is not fine music, that of the hand-organ and the street bands; it
+is indeed too oft a cracked and spavined pleasure. Doubtless it is
+justly classified as one of the street noises, and street noises are
+probably nuisances to be abated. But strolling in the eastern quarters
+of the city, beyond the domain of the Academy and the Metropolitan
+Opera-house and the halls of Steinway and Chickering, have you never
+seen an eager and ragged little rabble happily watching Don
+Whiskerando, while their elders are plainly pleased for a moment with
+that tuneful noise? The fruit is not wholly sound, but it is far from
+rotten. The music is poor, but the pleasure is unquestionable.
+Possibly the "Gotterdammerung," and even Siegfried's "Tod," would pass
+these people unmarked, like the wind. They cannot hold those mighty
+measures. But they are receptive of these little tunes. In a life of
+not much enjoyment this brings them some pleasure. Shall it be stopped
+altogether? It is the business of these peddlers of tunes to wander.
+They will move on if you do not want them. But must they also move
+away from those who do want them?
+
+If there be too much noise in the streets, might not some other form
+of noise have been first silenced than that of the street musicians?
+There are the factory whistles and the church-bells. For the necessity
+of the first something may be said. But the heavy clangor of the bells
+is doubtless more than a discomfort to many, and it is wholly useless,
+while the music of the organs and the bands is a pleasure. Do the
+Aldermen, like Homer, sometimes nod? Sometimes, for an inadvertent
+hour, do the finer instincts of public spirit flag in those civic
+bosoms? What evil genius, hostile to the enjoyment of the people,
+persuaded them? Did the city fathers for one ill-starred moment forget
+their Tacitus, and silence the street music unmindful of those words,
+so familiar to them in their hours of classic relaxation--_Solitudinem
+faciunt, pacem appellant_?
+
+
+
+
+A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY.
+
+
+Mr. Lester Wallack in his reminiscences speaks of Thackeray, whom he
+knew in New York, and recalls with admiration his simple and hearty
+ways. Wallack says that as he returned from acting at his father's
+theatre, then at the corner of Broadway and Broome Street, to his
+lodgings in Houston Street, he used to pass Thackeray's quarters, who
+was living with the late William D. Robinson in Houston Street, and if
+he saw a light in the window he went in, and the gentlemen finished
+the night together. He says that Thackeray had a boy's enjoyment of
+the stories that the late-comer told, and although the guest does not
+say it, the reader easily imagines that had he been in Thackeray's
+place he would have shared Thackeray's pleasure in the gayeties of his
+guest. Thackeray had the tastes of the town, and Charles Marlowe and
+My Awful Dad were sure to bring their own welcome.
+
+Wallack also alludes to a dinner which Thackeray gave at the old
+Delmonico's, at the corner of Broadway and Chambers Street, at the end
+of his first visit to this country. He had been most warmly received,
+and he had given universal delight by his lectures upon the English
+Humorists. The charm of these lectures is evident in the reading, but
+the pleasure of hearing them is quite indescribable. They were
+delivered in Dr. Chapin's old church, upon the east side of Broadway
+just below Prince Street, to an exceedingly intelligent and
+sympathetic audience, who knew their enjoyment to be the highest kind
+of literary pleasure. The thorough appreciation of the men whom he
+described, the sweet and sinewy simplicity of his English, of which he
+was a twin master with Hawthorne, the constant play of his kindly
+humor, and manly pathos and sympathy, with his rich voice and massive,
+magnetic presence, his melodious and refined inflection in speaking,
+and his quiet, easy, colloquial manner, thrusting thumbs and
+forefingers in his waistcoat-pockets--all these, pleasing to the mind
+and sense, made him the pleasantest of lecturers, and still enchant
+the memory of those
+
+ "happy evenings all too swiftly sped."
+
+Just before he sailed upon his return to England he gave the dinner at
+Delmonico's of which Wallack speaks, to repay many civilities, and
+assembled a miscellaneous party of twenty or thirty guests. They were
+men of various distinction, "everybody being somebody," as one of the
+guests remarked while he glanced around the table. Thackeray was in
+high spirits, and when the cigars were lighted he said that there
+should be no speech-making, but that everybody, according to the old
+rule of festivity, should sing a song or tell a story. Lester
+Wallack's father, James Wallack, was one of the guests, and with a
+kind of shyness, which was unexpected but very agreeable in a veteran
+actor, he pleaded earnestly that he could not sing and knew no story.
+But with friendly persistence, which yet was not immoderate, Thackeray
+declared that no excuse could be allowed, because it would be a
+manifest injustice to every other modest man at table, and put a
+summary end to the hilarity. It was to be a general sacrifice, a
+round-table of magnanimity. "Now, Wallack," he continued, "we all know
+you to be a truthful man. You can, of course, since you say so,
+neither sing a song nor tell a story. But I tell you what you can do,
+and what every soul at this table knows you can do better than any
+living man--you can give us the great scene from the 'Rent Day.'"
+
+There was a burst of enthusiastic agreement, and old Wallack, smiling
+and yielding, still sitting at the table in his evening dress,
+proceeded in a most effective and touching recitation from one of his
+most famous parts. It was curious to observe from the moment he began
+how completely independent of all accessories the accomplished actor
+was, and how perfectly he filled the part as if he had been in full
+action upon the stage. It is only this effect that the Easy Chair
+recalls, but it was not to be forgotten. No enjoyment of it was
+greater, and no applause sincerer than those of Thackeray, who
+presently sang his "Little Billee" with infinite gusto. The song and
+story went round, as Lester Wallack records, but the by-play of the
+dinner, which is often the best part of such a banquet, was different
+for each of the guests. The Easy Chair recalls one incident which was
+a striking illustration of the masterly and phenomenal assurance of a
+well-known figure in the Bohemian circles of New York at that time,
+but whom it must veil under the name of Uncle Ulysses.
+
+By the side of the Chair sat a poet, whom also it must protect by the
+name of Candide, for a simpler and sincerer literary man never lived.
+It was in the time, as Thackeray was fond of saying, _Planco Consule_,
+which in this instance means in the time of the old _Putnam's Monthly
+Magazine_. The number for the month had been just published, and
+Candide had contributed to it his "Hesperides," a charming poem,
+although the reader will not find that title in his works. He and the
+Easy Chair were speaking of the magazine, when Uncle Ulysses, who had
+never met Candide, and knew him only by name, dropped into the chair
+beyond him, and at a convenient moment made some pleasant remark to
+the Easy Chair across Candide, who sat placidly smoking. "By-the-bye,"
+said Uncle Ulysses presently, "what a good number of _Putnam_ it is
+this month! But, my dear Easy Chair, can you tell me why it is that
+all our young American poets write nothing but Longfellow and water?
+Here in this month's _Putnam_ there is a very pretty poem called
+'Hesperides.' Very pretty, but nothing but diluted Longfellow."
+
+This was said to the Easy Chair most unsuspiciously across the author
+of the poem, and the moment it was uttered, the Easy Chair, to prevent
+any further disaster, broke in and said, "Yes, it is a delightful
+poem, written by our friend Candide, who sits beside you. Pray let me
+introduce you. Mr. Candide, this is Uncle Ulysses."
+
+Candide turned, evidently swelling with anger, and the Easy Chair was
+extremely uncertain of the event, when Uncle Ulysses, with exquisite
+urbanity and a look of surprise and pleasure, held out his hand, and
+said: "Mr. Candide, this is a pleasure which I have long anticipated.
+I am very much honored in making your acquaintance, and I was just
+speaking to the Easy Chair of your delightful poem just published in
+_Putnam_. I congratulate you with all my heart."
+
+Candide, astonished but perplexed, and yielding to the perfect
+_bonhomie_ of Uncle Ulysses, half involuntarily put out his hand,
+which our uncle shook warmly, and in five minutes his fascinating
+tongue had charmed Candide so completely that the Easy Chair is
+confident that the good poet always supposed that in some
+extraordinary manner he had misunderstood Uncle Ulysses's remark
+touching the imitative tendency of young American poets.
+
+So one reminiscence produces an ever-widening ripple of reminiscences.
+Those which circle about the recollection of Thackeray in this country
+are very many, but generally unrecorded. They linger, and appear
+occasionally in allusions like those of Lester Wallack. But whenever
+they are told they pay homage to the humorist. They recall his
+constant, sturdy, kindly simplicity and kindliness. Wallack speaks of
+a certain boyish or boy-like quality in Thackeray. It was certainly
+there. He had the utmost sympathy with boys, and one of his gay
+caricatures of himself represents him at a Christmas pantomime
+standing with two boys behind the rest of the audience, he towering
+aloft and seeing everything over other people's heads, while his poor
+little comrades, far down about his knees, ruefully see nothing. But
+you know that if no other seat could be found, the good giant would
+soon have them upon his shoulders, and all would be boyishly happy
+together. "They think I am a grinning surgeon with a scalpel," said
+the tender-hearted man. But those who have not found and felt the
+heart are yet to learn to know Thackeray.
+
+
+
+
+CECILIA PLAYING.
+
+
+As the great musical artists, especially the pianists, arrive one
+after the other, and lead the town captive, one asks, not whether
+there be any limit to the number, but to the skill. Last year there
+was the prodigy, the phenomenon, the boy Hofmann, and all the
+superlatives were spent in his praise. This year it is Rosenthal--valley
+of roses--and sweet as their attar is his spell. "Well, what is he?"
+"Simply miraculous; never was there anything like him." "But
+Rubinstein?" "Yes, a great genius, but he himself said that at every
+concert he dropped notes enough to furnish two concerts." "Then it is
+skill only, _technique_?" "Not at all; it is perfection of feeling,
+conception, touch, everything. Perhaps not the greatest of composers.
+But for playing--ah!"
+
+Rapture is one kind of criticism. Perhaps in music, the effect of
+which is emotional, rapture, if you know the person, is the best
+criticism. The artist who can kindle to the utmost enthusiasm of
+delight a musically sensitive person who is also an exquisitely
+skilful player, and whom mere marvels of execution do not affect
+beyond reason, may be accepted as a very remarkable artist.
+Temperament also counts for much in estimating musicians. Natures are
+sympathetic. A silent, separate chord vibrates in response to a thrill
+of sound which leaves other things unmoved. The heart of the young man
+speaks to the psalmist, but the old man's may be dull and unawakened.
+The homoeopathic formula, like cures like, may be adapted to musical
+criticism at least so far as to say that like touches like.
+
+When Cecilia says that she has been enchanted by the playing of any
+artist, the quality of her feeling and expression justly interprets
+the character of his performance. When Jenny Lind first sang in
+America one of the most accomplished critics said that he must wait a
+little to decide whether she was a great singer. That critic could
+never really hear her. Another said that she was a consummate
+ventriloquist. He meant that in the Herdsman's Song and the other
+Volkslieder and native melodies there was an effect of vocalism which
+seemed to him a trick. But to others it suggested wide, solitary
+horizons, the sadness and seclusion of remote Northern life. Mere
+imagination, retorted the critics. Yes, but to what does art,
+especially musical art, appeal? Rubinstein, as he said of himself,
+dropped notes without number under the piano. Thalberg did not, nor
+Henri Herz. But they dropped something which Rubinstein did not. The
+sunshine of a December day in this latitude is often cloudless and
+beautiful. But it unfolds no rose and restores no leaf to the bare
+bough.
+
+A sweet and true, a full-volumed and thoroughly trained voice, is a
+rare gift to any man. But without a certain quality in the singer it
+is a perfect fruit without flavor. The singing that haunts us, which
+becomes part of our life, which fills the memory with tender and happy
+images of other days and scenes, is not necessarily that of the finest
+voices, but of that mingling in music of voice and skill and feeling
+which weave an enchanted spell. Those who have known the troubadour
+Riccardo have doubtless heard what are called greater voices, artists
+who hold for a triumphant moment the hazardous peak of the high C,
+whose roulades and phrasing are exquisite and admirable. But the
+singer whom they wish to hear, whose singing is a part of life, like
+the beauty of flowers and the dawn, is the singing of the troubadour
+Riccardo. It is so with Cecilia's playing, and it is impossible to
+suppose a person sensitive to music who could escape its spell.
+
+When she sits at the piano and touches the keys, they respond, as one
+whom she fascinated said, with such smooth sweetness that you think
+there is conscious pleasure to them in that pressure. It is apparently
+as gentle, he insisted, as that of the breeze upon the grass which
+lightly sways beneath it. The impression upon this sensitive youth was
+a test of the character of her playing. If he had said she sings with
+her fingers he would have said what he doubtless thought, and what is
+true. She plays German songs--some of the familiar songs in the
+collections, or something of Lassen's or Weit's, or Abt's, or one of a
+thousand other songs, and the playing is like exquisite singing. It
+fills the mind with pictures, with persons, with scenes, and with that
+unspeakable content which only such music can give to the lovers of
+music. "What on earth is it all about?" said the Senator at the
+Symphony Concert, "and why do people come here?" The Hottentot would
+have asked the same question if he had heard the Senator upon the
+stump.
+
+If the fairy godmother who presides over the cradle should give the
+newcomer the choice of gifts, what gift more precious could the young
+stranger ask than the power of giving a pleasure so pure as that which
+Cecilia's playing imparts? It is one of her praises that if the choice
+had been given to her she would instantly have selected the very power
+which the good fairy bestowed. For in giving the pleasure she does
+only what she delights to do and would have chosen to do. One
+philosopher, speaking to the Easy Chair of another, whose serenity was
+as undisturbed by events as the firmament by clouds, said of himself
+that he subdued more devils before breakfast every day than his serene
+brother had encountered in his whole life. Yet the serene brother's
+lofty repose was not less admirable because it was a quality of
+temperament, and not a triumph of the will; and it is not less the
+merit of Cecilia that the happiness she diffuses is as involuntary as
+the fragrance of the sweetbrier.
+
+What is done without effort seems not to have been taught, and it is
+not easy to fancy Cecilia drudging at exercises and laboring at
+scales. Canaries, indeed, are trained to sing, and even young birds to
+fly. Yet the training is but showing them how to give themselves free
+play. To express entire facility we say that an act is done as
+naturally as a bird sings. Not less naturally does Cecilia play. You
+listen, and the song which you knew seems to sing itself, but
+enveloped with a richness and fulness of flowing accompaniment which
+is like the harping of aerial choirs. Then with others she plays the
+great music, concerted Bach or Beethoven, Chopin, Schumann, or Wagner,
+Weber or Mendelssohn; now an old gavotte, now a quaint fantasia, and
+why not a toccata of Galuppi Baldassero? It is more than a hint or a
+reminiscence, although it is not an orchestra. But when those fingers
+kindred with Cecilia's sweep the keys together, the listener wonders
+whether the hearer of the full orchestra has caught from it the subtle
+and exquisite significance of the strain which has poured from those
+enchanted pianos.
+
+The piano is called an inadequate instrument. Perhaps it is, until you
+hear Cecilia play. Then by some secret sympathy you find yourself
+murmuring, "Not so sweetly sang Plumer as thou sangest, mild,
+childlike, pastoral M----; a flute's breathing less divinely
+whispering than thy Arcadian melodies when, in tones worthy of Arden,
+thou didst chant that song sung by Amiens to the banished Duke, which
+proclaims the winter wind more lenient than for a man to be
+ungrateful!"
+
+
+
+
+THE MANNERLESS SEX.
+
+
+To be told that the lily is not the flower of vestals, but of Venus,
+could not be more surprising than to be assured that the mannerless
+sex is not that of the troubadour Rudel, but of the Lady of Tripoli,
+to whom he sang. Such a suggestion is, of course, but a merry fancy.
+Could any critic, however inclined to misogyny, seriously allege
+ill-manners against the sex of Sidney's sister, Pembroke's mother? Yet
+this is precisely what has been recently done.
+
+One censor enumerates and catalogues and classifies the sins against
+good manners of which the sex is guilty. He presents a philosophical
+analysis of the recondite forms of feminine discourtesy. It is the
+ancient sage again pitilessly exposing the Lamia. It is Circe
+out-Circed. He details the degrees of offence--in young women, in
+women who are no longer classed as girls, in nearly all women, in
+women with the fewest social duties. Then the boundless Sahara of
+ill-manners opening before him, and with a certain zest of unsparing
+scrutiny, he treats of the behavior of women in the horse-cars, at the
+railway station buying tickets, at the post-office, where the rule is
+imperative, first come first served, but where this chief of sinners
+presses for a reversal of the beneficent rule of equality in her
+favor.
+
+Still more flagrant aspects of misconduct rise upon the censor's view
+of the sex. The shameful or shocking treatment by woman of those whom
+she holds to be her inferiors cries to Heaven. Her heartless detention
+of railway porters staggering under their burdens, her browbeating of
+"tradespeople," cause this observer of fine susceptibilities and an
+acute sense of the becoming to lament the desuetude of the
+ducking-stool. The more general outrage, however, apparently common to
+the sex from Helen of Troy to Florence Nightingale, is, according to
+our censor, the spite of women towards each other, which mounts into
+an ecstasy of rudeness when "woman goes a-shopping."
+
+But our Cato the elder does not permit man truculently to exalt
+himself by contrast with discourteous woman. He expressly disclaims
+the declaration of the implication that man is mannerly, while woman
+is not. In many men he remarks indifference to rudimentary courtesies,
+and in many women a gentle regard for others which deserves even
+eulogy. The sum of the whole matter, nevertheless, is that the average
+woman is more neglectful of common courtesy than the average man.
+
+"And no wonder," exclaims Cato the younger, "for the foolish fondness
+of man teaches her discourtesy." If man, instead of giving her his
+seat in the railway car, and slavishly removing his hat in the
+elevator, and acquiescing in her tyrannical hat at the theatre,
+insisted upon his legal rights in a bargain, and required the railroad
+company to furnish without evasion the commodity of seats for which it
+has been paid, or if he brought the manager to task for allowing one
+of his customers to steal what he has sold to another--namely, a view
+of the play--the world would tremble on the edge of the millennium of
+good manners.
+
+This terrible arraignment is a comprehensive accusation of selfishness
+against the sex. But it seems to be a generalization founded on a
+local and restricted observation. It is true of the woman of many
+artists and critics. The women of Du Maurier, for instance, belong to
+"a set," but they are not representatives of a sex. Becky Sharp is no
+more a typical woman than Amelia, or Scott's Rebecca. Major Dobbin is
+as much a type of men as Lord Steyne. Should our social censor
+sequester himself for a time in any remote rural community, it would
+hardly occur to him to signalize the sex of the rural wives and
+mothers as the selfish sex. And in town, although there are a few
+fleeting hours of flattered youth in which the beautiful and fortunate
+Helen may tread on air and breathe adulation until she feels herself a
+goddess, yet a newer and younger Helen is always gently pushing her
+from the throne. Of all seasons that of blossoms is the briefest, and
+the maturer Helen, of whom the sex is composed, is not wayward and
+selfish, is no longer "uncertain, coy, and hard to please," but
+patient, self-sacrificing, and true.
+
+Man was self-convicted from the beginning. Could there be more
+ineffable selfishness than Adam's plea in the garden? "The woman whom
+thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree and I did eat." Had
+Eve been of no finer stuff than he, she would have left him there. But
+his craven answer at once revealed the essential weakness that
+demanded the devoted stay of unselfish constancy. Were woman the
+ever-selfish, Eve would have abandoned Adam to himself while she
+tripped to solitary pastures new. But the same quality that sustains
+the secluded farmer and his household in the hills supported the timid
+tiller of the first garden as the sword flamed behind him over the
+closing gate of Eden. If Adam plained that Eve had lost him Paradise,
+does not every son of Adam own that she has regained it for him?
+
+The watchful traveller in city cars, or wherever his fate may guide,
+is not struck by the discourtesy of the gentler sex. The observable
+phenomenon in city transit is the resolute, aggressive, conscious
+selfishness of man hiding behind a newspaper, with an air of
+unconsciousness designed to deceive, or brazening it out with an
+uneasy aspect of defending his rights. This is the spectacle, and not
+a supercilious assumption on the part of the shop-girl. Her courteous
+refusal to take a seat, or courteous acceptance of it, is more
+familiar than the courteous proffer.
+
+Cato the younger suggests that it is a wrong that seats should not be
+provided, and holds that the company should be compelled to furnish
+the accommodation for which it is paid. It is a Daniel come to
+judgment, but how shall it be done? Shall men keep their seats until,
+by sheer shame, and in deference to indignant public protest, the
+company does its duty? But would the shame and indignation be due to
+the consciousness that the accommodation paid for was not provided?
+Would they not arise rather from the consciousness of the peculiar
+wrong that the gentler sex should be so incommoded? And, if so, while
+the incommodation lasts, what but the selfishness of men devolves it
+upon women! But if men should agree to surrender their seats that
+women should be first accommodated, is there any doubt that the wrong
+would be speedily righted? And to what would this be due but to the
+fact that the selfishness of men would insist upon the comfort of
+which, while the incommodation lasts, they deprive women?
+
+Indeed, if all men in crowded cars should resolutely keep all women
+standing, the wrong would not be righted, because women would submit
+with unselfish patience, and because corporations have no souls. The
+better plan, therefore, is that all men shall refuse to see a woman
+stand, because if men are really discomforted by their own courtesy
+they will compel redress.
+
+In a world turned topsy-turvy, where Cordelia and Isabella and Juliet
+were mannerless, the other sex might be eulogized by distinction as
+mannerly. But in this world is the gentle Bayard as truly the type of
+the average man as Jeanie Deans of the average woman?
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE.
+
+
+It is more than forty years since Margaret Fuller first gave
+distinction to the literary notices and reviews of the New York
+_Tribune_. Miss Fuller was a woman of extraordinary scholarly
+attainments and intellectual independence, the friend of Emerson and
+of the "transcendental" leaders, and her critical papers were the best
+then published, and were fitly succeeded by those of her scholarly
+friend, George Ripley. It was her review in the _Tribune_ of
+Browning's early dramas and the "Bells and Pomegranates" that
+introduced him to such general knowledge and appreciation among
+cultivated readers in this country that it is not less true of
+Browning than of Carlyle that he was first better known in America
+than at home.
+
+It was but about four years before the publication of Miss Fuller's
+paper that the Boston issue of Tennyson's two volumes had delighted
+the youth of the time with the consciousness of the appearance of a
+new English poet. The eagerness and enthusiasm with which Browning was
+welcomed soon after were more limited in extent, but they were even
+more ardent, and the devoted zeal of Mr. Levi Thaxter as a Browning
+missionary and pioneer forecast the interest from which the Browning
+societies of later days have sprung. When Matthew Arnold was told in a
+small and remote farming village in New England that there had been a
+lecture upon Browning in the town the week before, he stopped in
+amazement, and said, "Well, that is the most surprising and
+significant fact I have heard in America."
+
+It was in those early days of Browning's fame, and in the studio of
+the sculptor Powers, in Florence, that the youthful Easy Chair took up
+a visiting-card, and, reading the name Mr. Robert Browning, asked,
+with eager earnestness, whether it was Browning the poet. Powers
+turned his large, calm, lustrous eyes upon the youth, and answered,
+with some surprise at the warmth of the question:
+
+"It is a young Englishman, recently married, who is here with his
+wife, an invalid. He often comes to the studio."
+
+"Good Heaven!" exclaimed the youth, "it must be Browning and Elizabeth
+Barrett."
+
+Powers, with the half-bewildered air of one suddenly made conscious
+that he had been entertaining angels unawares, said, reflectively, "I
+think we must have them to tea."
+
+The youth begged to take the card which bore the poet's address, and,
+hastening to his room near the Piazza Novella, he wrote a note asking
+permission for a young American to call and pay his respects to Mr.
+and Mrs. Browning, but wrote it in terms which, however warm, would
+yet permit it to be put aside if it seemed impertinent, or if, for any
+reason, such a call were not desired. The next morning betimes the
+note was despatched, and a half-hour had not passed when there was a
+brisk rap at the Easy Chair's door. He opened it, and saw a young man,
+who briskly inquired,
+
+"Is Mr. Easy Chair here?"
+
+"That is my name."
+
+"I am Robert Browning."
+
+Browning shook hands heartily with his young American admirer, and
+thanked him for his note. The poet was then about thirty-five. His
+figure was not large, but compact, erect, and active; the face smooth,
+the hair dark; the aspect that of active intelligence, and of a man of
+the world. He was in no way eccentric, either in manner or appearance.
+He talked freely, with great vivacity, and delightfully, rising and
+walking about the room as his talk sparkled on. He heard, with evident
+pleasure, but with entire simplicity and manliness, of the American
+interest in his works and in those of Mrs. Browning, and the Easy
+Chair gave him a copy of Miss Fuller's paper in the _Tribune_.
+
+It was a bright and, to the Easy Chair, a wonderfully happy hour. As
+he went, the poet said that Mrs. Browning would certainly expect to
+give Mr. Easy Chair a cup of tea in the evening, and with a brisk and
+gay good-bye, Browning was gone.
+
+The Easy Chair blithely hied him to the Cafe Done, and ordered of the
+flower-girl the most perfect of nosegays, with such fervor that she
+smiled, and when she brought the flowers in the afternoon, said, with
+sympathy and meaning: "Eccola, signore! per la donna bellissima!"
+
+It was not in the Casa Guidi that the Brownings were then living, but
+in an apartment in the Via della Scala, not far from the place or
+square most familiar to strangers in Florence--the Piazza Trinita.
+Through several rooms the Easy Chair passed, Browning leading the way,
+until at the end they entered a smaller room arranged with an air of
+English comfort, where, at a table, bending over a tea-urn, sat a
+slight lady, her long curls drooping forward. "Here," said Browning,
+addressing her with a tender diminutive--"here is Mr. Easy Chair."
+And, as the bright eyes but wan face of the lady turned towards him,
+and she put out her hand, Mr. Easy Chair recalled the first words of
+her verse he had ever known:
+
+ "'Onora, Onora!' her mother is calling,
+ She sits at the lattice, and hears the dew falling,
+ Drop after drop from the sycamore laden
+ With dew as with blossom, and calls home the maiden.
+ 'Night cometh, Onora!'"
+
+The most kindly welcome and pleasant chat followed, Browning's gayety
+dashing and flashing in, with a sense of profuse and bubbling
+vitality, glancing at a hundred topics; and when there was some
+allusion to his "Sordello," he asked, quickly, with an amused smile,
+"Have you read it?" The Easy Chair pleaded that he had not seen it.
+"So much the better. Nobody understands it. Don't read it, except in
+the revised form, which is coming." The revised form has come long
+ago, and the Easy Chair has read, and probably supposes that he
+understands. But Thackeray used to say that he did not read Browning
+because he could not comprehend him, adding, ruefully, "I have no head
+above my eyes."
+
+A few days later--
+
+ "O gift of God! O perfect day!"--
+
+the Easy Chair went with Mr. and Mrs. Browning to Vallombrosa, and the
+one incident most clearly remembered is that of Browning's seating
+himself at the organ in the chapel, and playing--some Gregorian chant,
+perhaps, or hymn of Pergolesi's. It was enough to the enchanted eyes
+of his young companion that they saw him who was already a great
+English poet sitting at the organ where the young Milton had sat, and
+touching the very keys which Milton's hand had pressed.
+
+It was midsummer in Italy, but the high, narrow streets of Florence
+hold a protecting shade over the lingering pilgrim, and from such
+companionship as that of the Via della Scala even Venice long wooed in
+vain. But at last, reluctantly, although the fascinating way lay
+through Bologna and Ferrara, the journey began towards Venice; and in
+that city, so early and always dear to Browning, whose romantic life
+and story most deeply touched and stirred his imagination, and in
+which he lately died, the Easy Chair received from the poet a glimpse
+of his earliest impressions.
+
+Writing from Casa Guidi, in Florence, on the 9th of August, 1847--Casa
+Guidi, upon which a tablet records that there Elizabeth Barrett and
+Robert Browning lived, and "Casa Guidi Windows," "Sonnets from the
+Portuguese," and "Aurora Leigh" were written--Browning says:
+
+"The people of the house there [Via della Scala] told us honestly
+ on the morning of your departure that they could only receive us
+ for a single month, at the expiration of which were to begin
+ certain whitewashings and repaintings. We continued our quest,
+ therefore, and at last found out this cool, airy apartment,
+ which we shall occupy for another month or six weeks, whatever
+ be our subsequent plans, for Rome, or for the Venice you
+ describe....
+
+ "I spent a month of entire delight there some eight years ago,
+ and tho' nothing I have since seen has effaced the impressions
+ of my visit, yet your fresher feelings _bring out_ whatever
+ looks faint or dubious in them, as a gentle sponging might
+ revive the gone glory of some old picture. (You must know I
+ have seen an exquisite copy of a Giorgione, the original of
+ which--so I was told--grew only visible and intelligible when
+ thus wetted.) I am glad the railroad and gas-lighting do Venice
+ no more wrong, and that you find all the old strange quietness,
+ and--ought I to be glad of this, too?--depopulation; for of
+ late years we have heard a great deal of the returning life and
+ prosperity of the place; and Mr. Valery, I observe, retracts
+ his earlier bodements of a speedy extinction of what little
+ glimmer of light he still saw.
+
+ "As for me, I remember that the accounts of the depreciation of
+ the value of houses, coupled with the indifference of the
+ inhabitants of them, were enough to set one dreaming (in one's
+ gondola!) of getting to be as rich as Rothschild, buying all
+ Venice, turning out everybody, and ensconcing one's self in the
+ Doge's palace, among the dropping gold ornaments and flakes of
+ what was lustrous color in Titian's or Tintoret's time, waiting
+ for the proper consummation of all things and the sea's advent.
+
+ "But do you really find the air so light and pure in this by
+ right mephitic time of August, with those close _calles_,
+ pestilential lagunes, etc., etc., and all that our informants
+ frighten us with? Should a winter in Venice prove no more
+ formidable in its way than it seems a summer does, why, we may
+ have cause to regret our determination to give up our original
+ plans. I am sure your kindness will tell us, should it be
+ enabled, any good news of the winter and spring climate--if
+ weak lungs may brave it with impunity."....
+
+To this letter of Browning's, written in his young manhood--he was
+then thirty-five--about the Venice which always charmed him, may be
+well added the words of the Lady of Mura, written only a few weeks
+before the poet's death. Asolo is a sequestered town, which Browning
+said that he discovered, and in which he fell under the glamour of
+very Italy. In the prologue to his last volume, written in September
+before the letter that follows, the poet says:
+
+ "How many a year, my Asolo,
+ Since--one step just from sea to land--
+ I found you, loved, yet feared you so--
+ For natural objects seemed to stand
+ Palpably fire-clothed!"
+
+The letter says:
+
+ "I have bought in ancient Asolo a narrow, tall tower, into which
+ in the last century (very early) a house was built, and this
+ curious place I have selected for villeggiatura when the
+ scirocco is too strong in Venice for health or comfort. It was
+ here that Browning fifty years ago was inspired to write
+ 'Sordello' and 'Pippa Passes,' so to me it has that charm added
+ to many others. It is such a rough and out-of-the-way little
+ place that you may only know it by name. There is no hotel, no
+ railway, no factory, no sign of modern civilization. It is on a
+ hill, which has an ancient ruined fortress at the top, and was
+ an old Roman settlement, with the usual Roman _mise en scene_,
+ baths, amphitheatre, etc., in the days of Pliny, who somewhere
+ mentions it.
+
+ "Near my tower, which is built in the ancient wall of the
+ mediaeval town, is the tower of Caterina Cornaro, and one sees
+ from most of my windows, so high are they, the whole Marca
+ Trevigiana, with its tragic and dramatic associations of the
+ early Middle Ages; the Eccelini, the Azzi, the incessant wars
+ in which towns were treated by the tyrants like shuttlecocks in
+ the game of battledoor.
+
+ "Browning and his sister have been here for the last six weeks,
+ and you may fancy how intensely the poet enjoys revisiting
+ after so many years the scenes of his youthful inspirations. He
+ was only twenty-five or six when he first discovered Asolo....
+ Few young people are so gay and cheerful as he and his dear old
+ sister."....
+
+It is a pleasant last glimpse of Browning at Asolo, where the
+master-spell of Italy first touched his genius, and whither at the end
+he came--"_asolare_, to disport in the open air, amuse one's self at
+random"--at heart and in temper of the same unquenched and
+unquenchable vitality as on that summer day long ago when he sat where
+Milton had sat, and pressed, as Milton had pressed, the keys of the
+organ at Vallombrosa.
+
+ "Ah, did you once see Shelley plain?
+ And did he stop and speak to you?
+ And did you speak to him again?--
+ How strange it seems and new!"
+
+
+
+
+PLAYERS.
+
+
+It is no wonder that Longfellow wrote a sonnet to Mrs. Fanny Kemble
+upon her Readings. Those evenings were indeed "happy," and "too
+swiftly sped." Mrs. Kemble's ample person draped in gold-colored silk,
+her flowing black hair folded and braided in some large style about
+her head, her rich and low and exquisitely modulated voice, her
+queenly presence, her magnificence of self-possession--all this
+fascinating personality made her reading memorable, and like a torch
+which reveals the perfect detail of great sculpture or architecture,
+her genius gave the whole value to every character and scene of the
+play. Did Whitfield pronounce the word Mesopotamia like a wind harp
+sighing exquisite music? So Mrs. Kemble's recitation of the soliloquy
+of Jaques left one line in the recollection of one hearer, which, like
+an enchanted fruit, is constantly renewing its freshness and flavor.
+It is one of the most familiar lines in Shakespeare,
+
+ "All the world's a stage,
+ And all the men and women merely players."
+
+The Easy Chair was introduced to Mr. John Gilbert not very long before
+the death of that delightful actor. It was in the morning, and Mr.
+Gilbert was dressed with gentlemanly simplicity and propriety. But as
+he bowed courteously the good player seemed to have stepped aside for
+a moment from his real life, and to be not quite at ease when saluted
+by his own name rather than by that of Sir Peter, or Squire
+Hardcastle, or Sir Anthony Absolute. Methought, as the sages of the
+theatre say, that the stage was a more natural life to him. He knew
+the part of his own personality less familiarly than some other parts.
+The modest gentleman seemed half anxious to escape, as if he were
+caught in an undress, and pined for the security of the embroidered
+coat of a character.
+
+Let us stop for a moment to say how fine he was in that embroidered
+coat. It is hard to conceive that Mr. Gilbert can have any adequate
+successor in his own parts. He created the standard, and when living
+memory can no longer measure the comparative excellence of other
+performances of them, they will be tested by the traditions of
+Gilbert. The plain good-breeding of his Hardcastle had a rustic
+quality, or flavor, rather, which was delicately discriminated from
+the courtly refinement of his Sir Peter. There was the essential
+gentleman in both, but it was the country gentleman in one and the
+city gentleman in the other. The touch of chuckling senility in
+Hardcastle's pleasure with Diggory's enjoyment of his stories, and the
+uxorious fondness of Sir Peter, are both of a kind, but they are not
+the same, and you feel the difference. Neither of these characters can
+be dissociated from Gilbert by those who have seen him in them, and to
+know that they will not be seen again under the same conditions and
+support is to be conscious of a public loss.
+
+Mr. Gilbert was a professional player. But since Mrs. Kemble's voice
+not only pronounced the words describing us all as players, but
+suggested to that hearer the various significance of the words, how
+the universality of the truth becomes more and more apparent! In all
+the great interests of life--religion, politics, business--we have our
+exits and our entrances, and, in this, unlike Gilbert, we show
+ourselves to each other not as the men we are, but as players. Here is
+Sylvanus, for instance, who may stand for us all, most amiable of men
+if you could happen upon him in some happy undress moment. But they
+are few. The poor fellow is cast for many parts, and he plays with
+little intermission.
+
+One of his characters is the politician. He depicts a furious
+partisan, and is so lost in his part that while the man Sylvanus
+speaks the truth and desires it, yet in his character of politician it
+is not truth or fair play that he wants, but whatever tends to advance
+and aggrandize his party. He carefully depreciates those with whom he
+does not agree. He cultivates distrust of every word spoken and every
+deed done by the other party. Personally he likes many of his
+opponents. His personal relations show that he does not really think
+them the rascals and impostors and traitors that in his part of
+politician he declares them to be. It seems often to a dispassionate
+observer that when he accuses them as politicians of lying, cheating,
+and stealing, he estimates them by his knowledge of himself as a
+politician. He supposes that they would not hesitate to do what,
+without compunction, he does himself. They are all players together,
+and this is a kind of stage rant designed to impress the groundlings,
+who, after all, compose the larger part of the audience.
+
+Sylvanus also plays the part of a religious sectary. As a private
+person he enjoys greatly the wit and intelligence and stored
+experience of life which distinguish his neighbor Eugenius. The purity
+and elevation of his neighbor brighten the days on which they meet,
+and he is always a better and a wiser man when they part. But these
+are his off hours, his moments of vacation. He appears on the stage as
+a sectary, and plays his part with resolute energy. This part again is
+that of a man not pursuing truth, but so occupied with maintaining his
+own conception of truth that he has no time to test it. It is a comedy
+of great humor, because Sylvanus, as a sectary, stands against all
+comers to protect a spring of deep and clear water, and is so
+engrossed in guarding the sacred wave from the least pollution that he
+does not find time to remark that it is not a spring at all, but a dry
+sand-pit.
+
+In the incessant playing of all these parts to which his life and
+powers are chiefly devoted the charming personality of Sylvanus is
+quite lost. The man himself, divested of the stage costume and the
+text of his parts, is almost unknown. Others could play the politician
+or the sectary or the trader, but nobody could play Sylvanus. He is a
+modest, intelligent man, who knows that nobody can pre-empt truth or
+honesty or urbanity; that good men do not become bad by holding views
+which he may think to be wrong; and that his friends may be deceived
+as readily as the friends of others. These things, which he recognizes
+as the merest commonplaces when he is off the stage, he derides as
+utter nonsense when he is in the midst of a representation. Then, in
+the most vehement way, which is the stage tradition of the part, he
+shouts that everybody who would do well must run to his side, as if we
+were all passengers on a ship which is capsizing, but would be righted
+if everybody on board lost his own balance.
+
+It is because even such men as Sylvanus take to the stage that
+Shakespeare, "sitting pensive and alone, above the hundred-handed play
+of his imagination," calls all men and women merely players. Like John
+Gilbert, although we do not play characters so amusing and harmless as
+his upon the stage, when we are not on it we seem to be a little lost,
+and secretly crave the theatre. It is remarked that when actors have
+an off night they go and sit in front at the play.
+
+A charming comedy often arises from forgetfulness of the fact that a
+play is a play, and not real. One of the finest and not unfamiliar
+strokes of comedy in this kind is that of a seasoned veteran in the
+part of a politician who turns upon another veteran with whom he
+differs upon a question of expediency, and striking an attitude, with
+an air and tone worthy of the great Folair himself, or Mr. Crummies in
+his loftier moments, exclaims, "Apostate!" It is conceded that there
+has been nothing finer on the stage since Dick Turpin pointed his
+finger at Jonnathan Wild and sneered, impressively, "Thief!"
+
+It is well for the peace of mind of the nervously disposed to remember
+that if we are all merely players, we must not take the play too
+seriously. A play is a simulation for entertainment, and as we look at
+Sylvanus and our other friends playing the politician or the sectary,
+we must constantly bear in mind that it is a play, and only a play. If
+we really thought he came hither as a man and not a sectary, for
+instance, it were pity of our life. If the part is played too really,
+let Sylvanus heed an earlier wisdom. "Let him name his name, and tell
+them plainly he is Snug, the joiner."
+
+
+
+
+UNMUSICAL BOXES.
+
+
+It was a sage of the gentler sex who, after many years of experience,
+remarked that "men are queer!" That they are so in a positive sense no
+shrewd observer of mankind would deny, but that they are so
+comparatively or absolutely would be a very hardy assertion. If the
+queen of the household is of opinion that her associate majesty is
+very queer because he enjoys a torrid height of the mercury in the
+drawing-room, he holds probably a similar view of her fondness in the
+dining-room for what he describes as burnt beef. A hopeless bachelor
+who prided himself upon what he defiantly called his freedom, used to
+say, with an air of commiseration and extreme caution, that he
+supposed his married friends were probably what they called happy. But
+he added that he never knew any of the happy pairs to agree upon the
+proper warmth of a room, or the true turn of a roast, or the just
+amount of fresh air. Still, he said, demurely, I do not assert that
+their matrimonial felicity was not great.
+
+But the axiom of the sage of the better sex, that men are queer, has
+been strongly confirmed by a recent decision of the authorities of the
+Metropolitan Opera-house in New York. That important body, producing
+the figures, has announced in effect that as it is clear from the
+accounts that the presentation of German opera is more profitable than
+that of Italian and French opera combined, it is evident that the
+public desires to hear Italian and French opera, and therefore for the
+present the German opera will be discontinued. This is certainly
+delightful proof that men are queer, and that one respected group of
+them by a signal display of queerness are anxious to contribute to the
+gayety of nations. It is a striking illustration of the superiority of
+man to money, and in the mad struggle for a mere material advantage,
+this devotion to pure art, condemning the expense, is a noble tribute
+to the unselfishness of human nature.
+
+Another view has been advanced which is also interesting to the
+student of mankind. It is put in this way, that if the cost of the
+Italian and French opera should be a hundred thousand dollars in a
+season more than that of the German, yet it will be gladly paid by
+those denizens of boxes who have an insatiable desire to proceed with
+their intellectual cultivation by audible conversation during the
+performance. The argument is that these devotees of the intellect hold
+that nothing is lost by not hearing the Italian and French music, and
+that the evening can be much more profitably devoted to the
+stimulating conversation which takes place in an opera box.
+
+Still another view is even more honorable to the boxes, while it does
+not depreciate the performance. This view holds that the operatic
+situation offers a choice of delights, an embarrassment of riches.
+
+Charming and elevating as the music may be, yet still more lofty and
+inspiring is the conversation, and the boxes are therefore compelled
+to an alternative, and very naturally and properly choose their own
+talk to the music. The decision of the authorities may be consequently
+held to be designed to secure a continuation of conversation in the
+boxes upon the lowest terms of loss.
+
+This cannot but be regarded by a judicious public as a wise
+conclusion. It is, of course, desirable that the wit and wisdom of the
+box chat should continue, but at the least sacrifice; and the least
+sacrifice seems to be considered the Italian and French opera together
+with a certain sum of money. Upon these lowest terms every friend of
+humanity will be glad to know that the colloquial delights of the
+boxes will be perpetuated. It is even hinted also that there will be
+no disposition in an unmannerly parquet to hiss the interruption of
+Italian and French opera. If the boxes think fit upon intellectual
+grounds to accompany the dying falls of French and Italian strains
+with a cheerful murmur of talk, the parquet will acquiesce without a
+sense of loss, if, indeed, upon such occasions there should be any
+parquet remaining.
+
+The noble sacrifice of those public benefactors, the unmusical boxes,
+is still more strikingly illustrated by the fact that the Italian
+opera droops in other operatic countries as with us, and that not only
+in England, which has been the El Dorado of the artists of the
+Southern school, but in Italy itself, the opera of Italy has declined.
+The truth probably is that for some time in all musically cultivated
+countries Italian opera, which was a traditional fashion, was largely
+maintained as a social opportunity under conditions which most favored
+personal display and made the least intellectual demand. It supplied
+also to the society in the boxes at the San Carlo, the Pergola, the
+Scala, the Italiens, and Her Majesty's, the entertainment, in the
+persons of famous prima-donnas, of an extraordinary vocal performance.
+
+The charm of that performance was undeniable. The rippling and
+glittering gayety of Rossini, the sweet and tender melody of Bellini,
+the sparkle of Auber, the romantic pathos of Donizetti, the brilliant
+melodramatic strain of Verdi--none who have felt the spell will deny
+the enchantment. But _tempora mutantur_; one age with its spirit and
+taste succeeds another. A deeper, stronger, more earnest taste in
+music, a higher general cultivation, another theory of opera, have
+come into the house and seated themselves in the parquet, and look
+askance at the boxes as the Quartier St. Antoine looked upon the
+Faubourg St. Germain. The boxes, with the innocent ignorance of the
+_oeil-de-boeuf_, propose to maintain the old order, to stand by
+Bellini and Donizetti and the last half-century. It is touching and
+interesting. _Vive l'opera italienne! Vivent les loges!_ So Marie
+Antoinette appeared in the balcony of the banqueting hall at
+Versailles, and so the _garde du roi_ sprang to its feet with gallant
+enthusiasm, rattling its sabres and pledging the Queen. It is a heroic
+story, a romantic tradition.--And the Queen? And the _garde du roi_?
+
+The authorities of the opera invite the city to an interesting
+entertainment. Nothing has seemed more natural than the precedence of
+German opera at a time in which the German musical genius and
+cultivation are dominant, and in a city in which the German audience
+abounds. And now, for our pleasure, Sisyphus will take a turn at the
+stone, and the lovely Danaides of the boxes, in the shining garments
+of Worth, with soft disdain of difficulty, will essay with sieves of
+the finest texture to bale out the ocean.
+
+
+
+
+THE DINNER IN ARCADIA.
+
+
+The Easy Chair went up lately to the hills to enjoy the annual dinner
+at Arcadia. It is a summer feast which tradition assigns to some old
+academy in those parts, supposed to have been founded by a pastor of
+the village in the days before railroads, when there was no path to
+Arcadia except that which is still sometimes pursued. It is a winding
+sylvan way through woods and by singing streams and solitary farms,
+and as you drive slowly on you feel yourself penetrating farther and
+farther into a rural seclusion to which the modern world has hardly
+found its way, and where you might expect to surprise a peaceful
+community of ancient New England, as in threading the remoter recesses
+and heights of the Catskill you might come upon a party of Hendrik
+Hudson's crew.
+
+In this loneliness of the hills the young pastor, who was in delicate
+health and unmarried, relieved the sombre severity of clerical life by
+teaching a few boys and girls. By that fond indirection he brightened
+with fresh air and natural music and sunshine the dry routine of his
+unmated days. For the cheerless solemnity of the life of the country
+clergy in those times it is hard to imagine. The missionaries to East
+London tell us that the peculiar characteristic of that vast region,
+swarming with human beings, is want of entertainment. The people there
+do not laugh. They have no diversion. There is nothing pleasant to see
+or to hear. It is a huge stone mill in which human life is ground up
+in an endless and barren monotony of hard work.
+
+It is odd to trace any resemblance to it in a life so different; but
+the old-fashioned Calvinistic divine in his small country parish,
+revolving in an actual world of petty details, and in another world of
+grim theological speculation and absorption in the contemplation of
+death, must have seldom smiled. The young pastor was bound by no vow
+of celibacy, but he knew that his life must be brief, and he gladly
+surrounded himself with children in the guise of pupils, and when he
+died he left a Bible to his church, a small sum for the education of
+heathen youth in America, some manuscript sermons to his parents, and
+the rest of his little property to found an academy for godly youth.
+
+This at least is the tradition. But when Silvertongue came once to the
+dinner he put the story aside airily as a pleasant fiction, and
+averred that the annual feast was instituted simply to glorify two
+legendary friends of the town and enjoy them forever. This had a sound
+that contrasted not inaptly with the seriousness of the hills, and
+suggested an origin not unlike that of the feasts in the Lacedemonian
+worship of the Dioscuri. Still another theory which is like to grow
+with time associates it with the memory of two strangers of benignant
+aspect, who appeared suddenly in the village like the gray-haired
+regicide at Hadley, and aiding the towns-people not with a sword, but
+with a bounty, departed. They are all pleasant tales. But the earliest
+tradition is likely to be the truest. It was the good pastor who sowed
+the modest seed which has now sprung up a hundred-fold.
+
+This year the text of the afternoon, for the dinner begins at one
+o'clock, was the report of the census that the town is declining in
+population. The guests were a company of the people of the hills. They
+came from a circuit of a score of miles. The dinner is served cold,
+and the guests feast
+
+ "In summer, when the days are long,
+ On dainty chicken, snow-white bread,"
+
+and by two o'clock the blue gauze is spread over the remnants, the
+benches are turned so that the whole company faces the speakers, and
+then speech begins.
+
+It was the verdict of the hills upon the report of the census that if
+the number of individuals is decreasing, the number of families is
+not. The ancient quiverfuls are disappearing, and the tale of children
+in a family is diminishing. But the general welfare of the family
+itself is increasing, while the marvellous facilities of communication
+bring all resources into the hills, and the remote little village of
+the old pastor is practically becoming a suburb.
+
+If a higher general welfare prevails, what matter if the population
+somewhat declines? Quality is better than quantity. If, as a Senator
+of Massachusetts says, the people of the hills are merely descending
+into the valleys, who can complain if they bring with them the simple
+and hardy virtues which grow upon the hills like the great
+agricultural staples? Let the census say what it will, statistics need
+not frighten until they show a decadence of character as well as a
+decline of population. If, however, character is decaying, if the
+primary conditions of that fundamental life of the country are
+changing, a general change may be anticipated. But in Arcadia those
+signs do not yet appear. Whether there are more or fewer persons than
+there were fifty years ago, the comfort, the resources, the
+opportunities are constantly greater. Undoubtedly they bring their
+dangers and disadvantages. But the same steady force of character that
+dealt with the old difficulties can deal with the new.
+
+Perhaps the trouble lies less in the depletion of the hills than in
+the surfeit of the shore. The dragon of the glittering scales that
+threatens American youth and maidens may be rather Sybaris by the sea
+than Arcadia on the hills. It may be also rather the annual
+half-million of utter aliens that come from other lands, strange to us
+in everything that fosters a homogeneous national life, rather than
+the hundreds who come down morally as well as numerically from the
+uplands nearer heaven.
+
+So in the larger academy which the young pastor unconsciously founded
+the various voices of suggestion, experience, and reflection spoke. It
+was a rural feast, an Arcadian holiday, such as the Swedish poet
+Tegner might have sketched in simple and melodious measure, or Grecian
+artists carved upon a frieze.
+
+Then in the late and beautiful afternoon, and later in the light of
+the full moon, the guests dispersed, weaving the fragmentary hints of
+speech into completer views and purposes of patriotic life, as the
+children of the fairies wove the scattered shreds of gold into shining
+garments. Slowly over the hills by every bowery road, towards loftier
+Goshen and Hawley, and higher Chesterfield, and Plainfield where
+Byrant sang to the Water-fowl, down winding ways to Buckland and
+Charlemont and Zoar, eastward to Conway and Deerfield and remoter
+Sunderland, and all the wide valley of the Connecticut, the pilgrims
+wended homeward.
+
+
+THE END.
+
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+[Illustration: Portrait of the author]
+
+FROM THE EASY CHAIR
+
+BY
+
+GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS
+
+
+
+
+"I shall from Time to Time Report and Consider all Matters of what
+Kind Soever that shall occur to Me." --THE TATLER.
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862
+AT THE OPERA IN 1864
+EMERSON LECTURING
+SHOPS AND SHOPPING
+MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN
+DICKENS READING [1867]
+PHILLIS
+THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE
+HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS
+THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS [1871]
+URBS AND RUS
+RIP VAN WINKLE
+A CHINESE CRITIC
+HOLIDAY SAUNTERING
+WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD [1881]
+EASTER BONNETS
+JENNY LIND
+THE TOWN
+SARAH SHAW RUSSELL
+STREET MUSIC
+A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY
+CECILIA PLAYING
+THE MANNERLESS SEX
+ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE
+PLAYERS
+UNMUSICAL BOXES
+THE ACADEMY DINNER IN ARCADIA
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862.
+
+
+The house was full, and murmurous with the pleasant chat and rustling
+movement of well-dressed persons of both sexes who waited patiently
+the coming of the orator, looking at the expanse of stage, which was
+carpeted, and covered with rows of settees that went backward from the
+footlights to a landscape of charming freshness of color, that might
+have been set for the "Maid of Milan" or the pastoral opera. Between
+the seats and the foot-lights was a broad space, upon which stood a
+small table and two or three chairs; and if the orator of the evening,
+like a _primo tenore_, had been surveying the house through the
+friendly chinks of the pastoral landscape, he would have felt a warm
+suffusion of pleasure that his name should be the magic spell to
+summon an audience so fair, so numerous, and so intelligent.
+
+There were ushers who showed ladies to seats, and with their
+dress-coats and bright badges looked like a milder Metropolitan
+police. But no greater force was presumed to be required of them than
+pressing aside a too discursive crinoline. In the soft, ample light,
+as the audience sat with fluttering ribbons and bright gems and
+splendid silks and shawls, so tranquilly expectant, so calmly smiling,
+so shyly blushing (if, haply, in all that crowd there were a pair of
+lovers!), it was hard to believe that civil war was wasting the land,
+and that at the very moment some of those glad hearts were broken--but
+would not know it until the sad news came. Yet it was easy, in the
+same glance, to feel that even the terrible shape that we thought we
+had eluded forever did not seem, after all, so terrible; that even
+civil war might be shaking the gates and the guests still smile in the
+chambers.
+
+But while leaning against the wall, under the balcony, the Easy Chair
+looks around upon the humming throng and thinks of camps far away, and
+beating drums and wild alarms and sweeping squadrons of battle, there
+is a sudden hush and a simultaneous glance towards one side of the
+house, and there, behind the seats at the side, and making for the
+stage door, marches a procession, two and two, very solemn, very bald,
+very gray, and in evening dress. They are the invited guests, the
+honored citizens of Brooklyn, the reverend clergy, and others; a body
+of substantial, intelligent, decorous persons. They disappear for a
+moment within the door, and immediately emerge upon the stage with a
+composed bustle, moving the seats, taking off their coats, sedately
+interchanging little jests, and finally seating themselves, and gazing
+at the audience evidently with a feeling of doubt whether the honor of
+the position compensates for its great disadvantage; for to sit behind
+an orator is to hear, without seeing, an actor.
+
+The audience is now waiting, both upon the stage and in the boxes,
+with patient expectation. There is little talking, but a tension of
+heads towards the stage. The last word is spoken there, the last joke
+expires; all attention is concentrated upon an expected object. The
+edge of eagerness is not suffered to turn, but precisely at the right
+moment a figure with a dark head and another with a gray head are seen
+at the depth of the stage, advancing through the aisle towards the
+foot-lights and the audience. They are the president of the society
+and the orator. The audience applauds. It is not a burst of
+enthusiasm; it is rather applausive appreciation of acknowledged
+merit. The gray-headed orator bows gravely and slightly, lays a roll
+of MS. upon the table, then he and the president seat themselves side
+by side. For a moment they converse, evidently complimenting the
+brilliant audience. The orator, also, evidently says that the table is
+right, that the light is right, that the glass of water is right, and
+finally that he is ready.
+
+In a few neat words "the honored son of Massachusetts" is introduced,
+and he rises and moves a few steps forward. Standing for a moment, he
+bows to the applause. He is dressed entirely in black; wearing a
+dress-coat, and not a frock. Before he says a word, although it is but
+a moment, a sudden flash of memory reveals to the attentive Easy Chair
+all that he has heard and read of the orator before him; how he
+returned an accomplished scholar from Germany, graced with a delicacy
+of culture hitherto unknown to our schools; how the youthful professor
+of Greek at Harvard, transferred to the pulpit of Brattle Street, in
+Boston, held men and women in thrall by the splendor of his rhetoric
+and the pleading music of his voice, drawing the young scholars after
+him, who are now our chief glory and pride; how his Phi Beta Kappa
+oration in 1824 and its apostrophe to Lafayette, who was present, is
+still the fond tradition of those who heard it; and how as he passed
+on from triumph to triumph in his art of oratory, the elegance, the
+skill, the floridity, the elaboration, the unfailing fitness and
+severe propriety of his art, with all its minor gifts, consoled Boston
+that it was not Athens or Rome, and had not heard Demosthenes or
+Cicero.
+
+If you ventured curiously to question this fond recollection, to ask
+whether the eloquence was of the heart and soul, or of the mind and
+lips; whether it were impassioned oratory, burning, resistless, such
+as we suppose Demosthenes and Patrick Henry poured out; or whether it
+were polished and skilful declamation--those old listeners were like
+lovers. They did not know; they did not care. They remembered the
+magic tone, the witchery of grace, the exuberant rhetoric; they
+recalled the crowds clustering at his feet, the gusts of emotion that
+in the church swept over the pews, the thrills of delight that in the
+hall shook the audience; their own youth was part of it; they saw
+their own bloom in the flower they remembered, and they could not
+criticise or compare.
+
+All this recollection flashed through the mind of the Easy Chair
+before the orator had well opened his lips. The tradition was
+overpowering. It was not fair, but it was inevitable. If we could see
+and hear Patrick Henry, with uplifted finger, shouting, "Charles First
+had his Cromwell, and George Third--may take warning by his example!"
+would it be, could it be, even with all our expectation, what we
+believe it to have been? After the tremendous blare of trumpets in
+advance that shake our very souls within us, no ordinary mortal can
+satisfy the transcendent anticipation. We lift the leathern curtain of
+St. Peter's, and catching our breath, look in. Alas! we see plainly
+the other end of the great church, but with secret disappointment,
+because we imagined there would be but a dim immensity of space. For
+the first time we behold Niagara, and resentfully we ask, "Is that
+all?" The illimitable expectation is too bewildering an overture. So
+the eyes with which the Easy Chair saw were touched with glamour. The
+ears with which it heard were full of eloquence beyond that of mortal
+lips. And there was the orator just beginning to speak. It was not
+fair; no, it was not fair.
+
+The first words were clearly cut, simply and perfectly articulated.
+"It is often said that the day for speaking has passed, and that of
+action has arrived." It was a direct, plain introduction; not a florid
+exordium. The voice was clear and cold and distinct; not especially
+musical, not at all magnetic. The orator was incessantly moving; not
+rushing vehemently forward or stepping defiantly backward, with that
+quaint planting of the foot, like Beecher; but restlessly changing his
+place, with smooth and rounded but monotonous movement. The arms and
+hands moved harmonious with the body, not with especial reference to
+what was said, but apparently because there must be action. The first
+part of the discourse was strictly a lucid narrative of events and
+causes: a compact and calm chapter of our political history by a man
+as well versed in it as any man in the country; and it culminated in a
+description of the fall of Sumter. This was an elaborate picture in
+words of a perfectly neutral tint. There was not a single one which
+was peculiarly picturesque or vivid; no electric phrase that sent the
+whole striking scene shuddering home to every hearer; no sudden light
+of burning epithet, no sad elegiac music. The passage was purely
+academic. Each word was choice; each detail was finished; it was
+properly cumulative to its climax; and when that was reached, loud
+applause followed. It was general, but not enthusiastic. No one could
+fail to admire the skill with which the sentence was constructed; and
+so elaborate a piece of workmanship justly challenged high praise. But
+still--still, do you get any thrill from the most perfect mosaic?
+
+Then followed a caustic and brilliant sketch of the attitude of
+Virginia in this war. In this part of his discourse the orator was
+himself an historic personage; for it was to him, when editor of the
+_North American Review_, that James Madison wrote his letter
+explanatory of the Virginia resolutions of '98. The wit that sparkled
+then in the pages of the _Review_ glittered now along the speech. Here
+was Junius turned gentleman and transfixing a State with satire. The
+action of the orator was unchanged. But, in one passage, after
+describing the wrongs wrought by rebels upon the country, he turned,
+with upraised hand, to the rows of white-cravated clergymen who sat
+behind him, and apostrophized them: "Tell me, ministers of the living
+God, may we not without a breach of Christian charity exclaim,
+
+ "'Is there not some hidden curse,
+ Some chosen thunder in the stores of heaven,
+ Red with uncommon wrath to blast the man
+ That seeks his greatness in his country's ruin?'"
+
+This passage was uttered with more force than any in the oration. The
+orator's hands were clasped and raised; he moved more rapidly across
+the stage; the words were spoken with artistic energy, and loudly
+applauded.
+
+Thus far the admirable clearness of statement and perfect propriety of
+speech, added to the personal prestige which surrounds any man so
+distinguished as the orator, had secured a well-bred attention. But
+there was not yet that eager, fixed intentness, sensitive to every
+tone and shifting humor of the speaker, which shows that he thoroughly
+possesses and controls the audience. There was none of that charmed
+silence in which the very heart and soul seem to be listening; and at
+any moment it would have been easy to go out.
+
+But when leaving the purely historical current the orator struck into
+some considerations upon the views of our affairs taken by foreign
+nations, the vivacious skill of his treatment excited a more vital
+attention. There was a truer interest and a heartier applause. And
+when still pressing on, but with unchanged action, he glanced at the
+consequences of a successful rebellion, the audience was, for the
+first time, really aroused.
+
+Let us suppose, said the orator, that secession is successful, what
+has been gained? How are the causes of discontent removed? Will the
+malcontents have seceded because of the non-rendition of fugitive
+slaves? But how has secession helped it? When, in the happy words of
+another, Canada has been brought down to the Potomac, do they think
+their fugitives will be restored? No: not if they came to its banks
+with the hosts of Pharaoh, and the river ran dry in its bed.
+
+Loud applause here rang through the building.
+
+Or, continued the orator, more vehemently, do they think, in that
+case, to carry their slaves into territories now free? No, not if the
+Chief-justice of the United States--and here a volley of applause
+rattled in, and the orator wiped his forehead--not if the venerable
+Chief-justice Taney should live yet a century, and issue a Dred Scott
+decision every day of his life.
+
+Here followed the sincerest applause of the whole evening; and the
+Easy Chair pinched his neighbor to make sure that all was as it
+seemed; that these were words actually spoken, and that the orator was
+Edward Everett.
+
+The hour and a half were passed. The peroration was upon the speaker's
+tongue, closing with an exhortation to old men and old women, young
+men and maidens, each in his kind and degree, to come as the waves
+come when navies are stranded--to come as the winds come when forests
+are rended--to come with heart and hand, with purse and
+knitting-needle, with sword and gun, and fight for the Union.
+
+He bowed: the audience clapped for a moment, then rose and bustled
+out.
+
+--It was not fair; no, it was not fair. The Easy Chair did not
+find--how could it find?--the charm which those of another day
+remembered. The oration was an admirable and elaborate address, full
+of instruction and truth and patriotism, the work of a remarkably
+accomplished man of great public experience. It was written in the
+plainest language, and did not contain an obscure word. It was
+delivered with perfect propriety, with the confidence that comes from
+the habit of public speaking, and with artistic skill of articulation
+and emphasis. As an illustration of memory it was remarkable, for it
+was but the second time that the address had been spoken. It occupied
+an hour and a half in the delivery, and yet the manuscript lay
+unopened upon the table. Only three or four times was there any
+hesitation which reminded the hearer that the speaker was repeating
+what he had already written. His power in this respect has been often
+mentioned. He is understood to have said that, if he reads anything
+once, he can repeat it correctly; but if he has written it out, he can
+repeat it exactly and always. This unusual facility secures to all his
+addresses a completeness and finish which very few orators command. He
+can say exactly what he means, and nothing more, being never betrayed
+by confusion or sudden emotion to say, as so many speakers say, more
+than they really think.
+
+But, on the other hand, it is doubtful whether all that electric
+eloquence by which the hearer is caught up as by a whirlwind and swept
+onward at the will of the orator, is not now a tradition in the
+speeches of the orator. The glow of feeling, the rush of rhetoric, the
+fiery burst of passionate power--the overwhelming impulse which makes
+senates adjourn and men spring to arms--were they in the orator or in
+the fascinated youth of those who remember the sermon in Brattle
+Street, the apostrophe to Lafayette?
+
+
+
+
+AT THE OPERA IN 1864.
+
+
+It was a strange chance that took the Easy Chair, the other evening,
+to the opera in the midst of a terrible war. But there was the scene,
+exactly as it used to be. There were the bright rows of pretty women
+and smiling men; the white and fanciful opera-cloaks; the gay rich
+dresses; the floating ribbons; the marvellous _chevelures_; the
+pearl-gray, the dove, and "tan" gloves, holding the jewelled fans and
+the beautiful bouquets--the smile, the sparkle, the grace, the superb
+and irresistible dandyism that we all know so well in the days of
+golden youth--they were all there, and the warm atmosphere was sweet
+with the thick odor of heliotrope, the very scent of _haute societe_.
+
+The house was full: the opera was "Faust," and by one of the exquisite
+felicities of the stage, the hero, a mild, ineffective gentleman, sang
+his ditties and passionate bursts in Italian, while the poor Gretchen
+vowed and rouladed in the German tongue. Certainly nothing is more
+comical than the careful gravity with which people of the highest
+civilization look at the absurd incongruities of the stage. After the
+polyglot love-making, Gretchen goes up steps and enters a house.
+Presently she opens a window at which she evidently could not appear
+as she does breast high, without having her feet in the cellar. The
+Italian Faust rushes, ascends three steps leading to the window, which
+could not by any possibility appropriately be found there, and
+reclines his head upon the bosom of the fond maid. We all look on and
+applaud with "sensation." But ought we not to insist, however, that
+ladies in the play shall stand upon the floor, and that the floor in a
+stately mansion shall not be two feet below the front door-sill? And
+ought we not to demand that Faust shall woo Gretchen in their
+mother-tongue?
+
+But we, the ludicrous public, who snarl at the carpenter and shoemaker
+if the fitness of things be not observed; we, the shrewd critics, who
+pillory the luckless painter who dresses a gentleman of the
+Restoration in the ruff of James First's court, gaze calmly on the
+most ridiculous anachronisms and impossibilities, and smite our
+perfumed gloves in approbation. It is no excuse to say that the whole
+thing is absurd; that people do not carry on the business of life in
+song, nor expire in recitative. That is true, but even fairy tales
+have their consistency. Every part is adapted to every other, and, in
+the key, the whole is harmonious. Hermann, for instance, the basso,
+who sang Mephistopheles, would have been quite perfect if he had only
+remembered this. But he forgot that Mephisto is a sly and subtle
+devil. He caricatured him. He made him a buffoon and repulsive. Such
+extravagance could not have imposed upon Faust or Martha; yet we all
+agreed that it was very fine, and amiably applauded what no opera-goer
+of sense could seriously approve.
+
+You think that this is taking syllabub seriously, and that the
+circumstances of the time had made the Easy Chair hypercritical. No;
+it was only that there comes a time in theatre-going when the boxes
+are more interesting than the stage. The mimic life fades before the
+real. In the midst of the finest phrases of the impassioned Herr
+Faust, what if your truant eyes stray across the parquette and see a
+slight, pale figure, and recognize one of the bravest and most daring
+Union generals, whose dashing assaults upon the enemy's works carried
+dismay and victory day after day? Herr Faust trills on, but you see
+the sombre field and the desperate battle and the glorious cause.
+Gretchen musically sighs, but you see the brave boys lying where they
+fell: you hear the deep, sullen roar of the cannonade; you catch far
+away through the tumult of war the fierce shout of victory. And there
+sits the slight, pale figure with eyes languidly fixed upon the stage;
+his heart musing upon other scenes; himself the unconscious hero of a
+living drama.
+
+Or, if you choose to lift your eyes, you see that woman with the
+sweet, fair face, composed, not sad, turned with placid interest
+towards the loves of Gretchen and Faust. She sees the eager delight of
+the meeting; she hears the ardent vow; she feels the rapture of the
+embrace. With placid interest she watches all--she, and the sedate
+husband by her side. And yet when her eyes wander it is to see a man
+in the parquette below her on the other side, who, between the acts,
+rises with the rest and surveys the house, and looks at her as at all
+the others. At this distance you cannot say if any softer color steals
+into that placid face; you cannot tell if his survey lingers longer
+upon her than upon the rest. Yet she was Gretchen once, and he was
+Faust. There is no moonlight romance, no garden ecstasy, poorly
+feigned upon the stage, that is not burned with eternal fire into
+their memories. Night after night they come. They do not especially
+like this music. They are not infatuated with these singers. They have
+seats for the season; she with her husband, he in the orchestra
+chairs. She has a pleasant home and sweet children and a kind mate,
+and is not unhappy. He is at ease in his fortunes, and content. They
+do not come here that they may see each other. They meet elsewhere as
+all acquaintances meet. They cherish no morbid repining, no
+sentimental regret. But every night there is an opera, and the theme
+of every opera is love; and once, ah! once, she was Gretchen and he
+was Faust.
+
+Do you see? These are three out of the three thousand. There is
+nothing to distinguish them from the rest. Look at them all, and
+reflect that all have their history; and that it is known, as this one
+is known, to some other old Easy Chair, sitting in the parquette and
+spying round the house. "All the world's a stage, and men and women
+merely players."
+
+Is it quite so? Are these players? The young pale general there, the
+placid woman, the man in the orchestra stall, have they been playing
+only? There are scars upon that young soldier's body; in the most
+secret drawer of that woman's chamber there is a dry, scentless
+flower; the man in the orchestra stall could show you a tress of
+golden hair. If they are players, who is in earnest?
+
+
+
+
+EMERSON LECTURING.
+
+
+Many years ago the Easy Chair used to hear Ralph Waldo Emerson
+lecture. Perhaps it was in the small Sunday-school room under a
+country meeting-house, on sparkling winter nights, when all the
+neighborhood came stamping and chattering to the door in hood and
+muffler, or ringing in from a few miles away, buried under
+buffalo-skins. The little, low room was dimly lighted with oil-lamps,
+and the boys clumped about the stoves in their cowhide boots, and
+laughed and buzzed and ate apples and peanuts and giggled, and grew
+suddenly solemn when the grave men and women looked at them. At the
+desk stood the lecturer and read his manuscript, and all but the boys
+sat silent and inthralled by the musical spell.
+
+Some of the hearers remembered the speaker as a boy, as a young man.
+Some wondered what he was talking about. Some thought him very queer.
+All laughed at the delightful humor or the illustrative anecdote that
+sparkled for a moment upon the surface of his talk; and some sat
+inspired with unknown resolves, soaring upon lofty hopes as they
+heard. A nobler life, a better manhood, a purer purpose wooed every
+listening soul. It was not argument, nor description, nor appeal. It
+was wit and wisdom, and hard sense and poetry, and scholarship and
+music. And when the words were spoken and the lecturer sat down, the
+Easy Chair sat still and heard the rich cadences lingering in the air,
+as the young priest's heart throbs with the long vibrations when the
+organist is gone.
+
+The same speaker had been heard a few years previously in the Masonic
+Temple in Boston. It was the fashion among the gay to call him
+transcendental. Grave parents were quoted as saying, "I don't go to
+hear Mr. Emerson; I don't understand him. But my daughters do." Then
+came a volume containing the discourses. They were called _Essays_.
+Has our literature produced any wiser book?
+
+As the lyceum or lecture system grew, the philosopher whom "my
+daughters" understood was called to speak. A simplicity of manner that
+could be called rustic if it were not of a shy, scholarly elegance;
+perfect composure, clear, clean, crisp sentences; maxims as full of
+glittering truth as a winter night of stars; an incessant spray of
+fine fancies like the November shower of meteors; and the same
+intellectual and moral exaltation, expansion, and aspiration, were the
+characteristics of all his lectures.
+
+He was never exactly popular, but always gave a tone and flavor to the
+whole lyceum course, as the lump of ambergris flavors the Sultan's
+cups of coffee for a year. "We can have him once in three or four
+seasons," said the committees. But really they had him all the time
+without knowing it. He was the philosopher Proteus, and he spoke
+through all the more popular mouths. The speakers were acceptable
+because they were liberal, and he was the great liberalizer. They
+were, and they are, the middle-men between him and the public. They
+watered the nectar, and made it easy to drink.
+
+The Easy Chair heard from time to time of Proteus on the platform--how
+he was more and more eccentric--how he could not be understood--how
+abrupt his manner was. But the Chair did not believe that the flame
+which had once been so pure could ever be dimmer, especially as he
+recognized its soft lustre on every aspect of life around him.
+
+After many years the opportunity to hear him came again; and although
+the experiment was dangerous the Chair did not hesitate to try it. The
+hall was pretty and not too large, and the audience was the best that
+the country could furnish. Every one came solely to hear the speaker,
+for it was one lecture in a course of his only. It was pleasant to
+look around and mark the famous men and the accomplished women
+gathering quietly in the same city where they used to gather to hear
+him a quarter of a century before. How much the man who was presently
+to speak had done for their lives, and their children's, and the
+country! The power of one man is not easily traced in its channels and
+details, but it is marked upon the whole. The word "transcendentalism"
+has long passed by. It has not, perhaps, even yet gone out of fashion
+to smile at wisdom as visionary, but this particular wise man had been
+acquitted of being understood by my daughters, and there were rows of
+"hardheads," "practical people," curious and interesting to
+contemplate in the audience.
+
+The tall figure entered at a side door, and sat down upon a sofa
+behind the desk. Age seemed not to have touched him since the evenings
+in the country Sunday-school room. As he stood at the desk the
+posture, the figure, the movement, were all unchanged. There was the
+same rapt introverted glance as he began in a low voice, and for an
+hour the older tree shook off a ceaseless shower of riper, fairer
+fruit. The topic was "Table-Talk, or Conversation;" and the lecture
+was its own most perfect illustration. It was not a sermon, nor an
+oration, nor an argument; it was the perfection of talk; the talk of a
+poet, of a philosopher, of a scholar. Its wit was a rapier, smooth,
+sharp, incisive, delicate, exquisite. The blade was pure as an icicle.
+You would have sworn that the hilt was diamond. The criticism was
+humane, lofty, wise, sparkling; the anecdote so choice and apt, and
+trickling from so many sources, that we seemed to be hearing the best
+things of the wittiest people. It was altogether delightful, and the
+audience sat glowing with satisfaction. There was no rhetoric, no
+gesture, no grimace, no dramatic familiarity and action; but the
+manner was self-respectful and courteous to the audience, and the tone
+supremely just and sincere. "He is easily king of us all," whispered
+an orator.
+
+Yet it was not oratory either in its substance or purpose. It was a
+statement of what this wise man believed conversation ought to be. Its
+inevitable influence--the moral of the lecture, dear Lady Flora--was a
+purification of daily talk, and the general good influence of incisive
+truth-telling. If we have ever had a greater preacher of that gospel
+who is he?
+
+
+
+
+SHOPS AND SHOPPING.
+
+
+If the stranger in New York, on any pleasant day, finds himself near
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage he will be in the midst of a very
+pretty scene. Perhaps as he reads these words and asks the question
+where that romantic cot may be found, he is comfortably seated in it,
+with his feet placidly reposing upon its window-sills. It is, indeed,
+in a new form. It no longer looks as it did to the early citizen of
+fifty years ago, driving out before breakfast upon the Bloomingdale
+Road, and surveying the calm river from the seclusion of Stryker's
+Bay. It had an indefinable road-side English air in those far-off
+mornings. The early citizen would not have been surprised had he heard
+the horn of the guard merrily winding, and beheld the mail-coach of
+old England bowling up to the door. There were fields and open spaces
+about it, for it was on the edge of the city that was already reaching
+out upon the island. Bloomingdale! Twas a lovely name, and 'tis a
+great pity that the chief association with it is that of a very dusty
+road.
+
+Meanwhile, if you will contemplate the Fifth Avenue Hotel you will see
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage in its present form. But what a
+busy, brilliant neighborhood it is now! There are shops that recall
+the prettiest upon the boulevards in Paris; and the people are greatly
+to be pitied who are too fine to stop and look into them. To be too
+fine is to lose much. Yet what scion of the golden youth of this
+moment would dare to walk by the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway
+Cottage eating an apple at three o'clock in the afternoon?
+
+There was a grave and well-dressed gentleman who stopped recently at
+the stand of Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan, which is just in the midst of
+the gay promenade, to transact some business in peanut candy. The
+interest of the public in that operation was inconceivable. If he had
+been Mr. Vanderbilt buying out Mr. Astor--if he had been a lunatic
+astray from the asylum, or a clown escaped from the circus--he could
+hardly have excited more attention. The passengers stared in
+amazement. Some young gentlemen, escorting certain young ladies from
+school, cracked excellent jokes upon the honest buyer of peanut candy;
+and if his daughter or any friend had chanced to pass and had seen
+him, she would probably have been seriously troubled and half ashamed.
+
+Now peanut candy is very good, and at Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan's
+stand it is very cheap. Nobody is ashamed of liking it, nor of eating
+it. If the grave gentleman had stepped into Caswell's brilliant shop,
+let us suppose--where, perhaps, it is also sold--and had called for
+that particular sweet, nobody would have stared nor made a joke nor
+felt that it was extraordinary. Yet, how many of the brave generals in
+the war, who charged in the very face of flaming batteries, would dare
+to stop at Mrs. O'Finnigan's and buy ten cents' worth of peanut candy
+if they saw Mrs. Sweller's carriage approaching, or Miss Dasher just
+coming upon the walk? And as for the Misses Spanker, who daily drive
+in that superb open wagon with yellow wheels, and who resemble nothing
+so much as the figures in a Parisian doll-carriage, if they saw an
+admirer of theirs bargaining for peanut candy at a street stand they
+would not know him--they would no more bow to a man so lost to all the
+finer sense of the _comme il faut_ than they would nod to a
+street-sweeper. It is astonishing what an effect is produced upon some
+human beings of the tender sex by clothing them in silks cut in a
+certain form, and seating them in a high wooden box on yellow wheels.
+
+And upon us, also. When the Easy Chair beholds the silken Misses
+Spanker rolling by, superior, upon those yellow wheels, it is with
+difficulty that it recalls the cheese and sausage from which all that
+splendor springs. To-morrow it will be Mrs. O'Finnigan's grandchildren
+who will look down from their yellow wheels at the peanut and apple
+stands, and wonder how persons can be so vulgar as to buy candy in the
+streets. It is a whim of Mrs. Grundy's, who is all whimsey. She will
+not let us buy a piece of simple candy at the corner, but she will
+allow us to drag a silk dress over the garbage of the pavement. 'Tis a
+whimsical sovereign. But we are so carefully trained that it is not
+easy to disobey her. If to prove your independence you should stop to
+buy the candy, would the pleasure of asserting yourself balance the
+unpleasant consciousness that you were wondered at and laughed at?
+
+But the text was shops, and we have drifted into this episode because
+Mrs. O'Finnigan sells peanut candy in her shop upon the sidewalk near
+the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage, in the midst of the
+gay spectacle of a summer day. And within a stone's-toss of her stand
+how many fine houses you will see, and how many other fascinating
+shops! Our English ancestors were called a shopkeeping nation by
+Napoleon; but it is his own Frenchmen and Frenchwomen who have the
+true secret of shopkeeping. They make shops fascinating. They have
+made shopkeeping a fine art. The other day the Easy Chair stepped into
+a shop in Maiden Lane, prepared to spend a very pretty sum of money,
+for a very proper purpose. But if it had invaded the shopkeeper's
+house, which is his castle, or threatened his hat, which is his crown,
+it could not have been received more coolly. The disdainful
+indifference with which its question was answered was exquisitely
+comical; and the shopkeeper proceeded to look for what was required
+with a superb carelessness, and an air of utter weariness and disgust
+of this incessant doing of favors to the most undeserving and
+insignificant people. It was plainly an act of pure grace that the
+Easy Chair was not instantly shot into the street as rubbish, or given
+in charge to the police as a common vagabond.
+
+This worthy attendant--doubtless very estimable in his private
+capacity--is a serious injury to the business which he is supposed to
+help. He does not in the least understand his profession. Let an Easy
+Chair advise him to run over the sea to Paris, and observe how they
+keep shop in that capital. Does he want a cravat? Here is a houri,
+neatly dressed, evidently long waiting for him especially, and eager
+to serve him. "Is it a cravat that Monsieur wishes? Charming! The most
+ravishing styles are just ready! Is it blue, or this, or that, that
+Monsieur prefers? Monsieur's taste is perfect. Look! It is a miracle
+of beauty that he selects. Will he permit?" And before you know it,
+you foolish fellow, who don't understand the first principle of your
+calling--before you know it, she has thrown it around your neck, she
+has tied it deftly under your chin, and that pretty face is looking
+into yours, and that pleasant voice is saying, "Nothing could be
+better. It is the most smiling effect possible!" You might as well
+hope to escape the sirens, as to go from under those hands without
+buying that cravat.
+
+This is shopkeeping, and a little study of the art, as thus practised,
+would be of the utmost service to the Easy Chair's friend in Maiden
+Lane. The shops there are pretty, and especially during the holidays
+they are glittering, but they are a little cold and formal. The air of
+the Boulevards is to be detected only in the neighborhood of Corporal
+Thompson's Broadway Cottage. Whether cravats are there wafted around
+the buyer's neck, as it were, entangling him hopelessly in silken and
+satin webs, the Easy Chair does not know. But it can believe it, as it
+passes by upon the outside, and beholds the windows which Paris could
+hardly surpass. Through those windows it sees that, as in Paris, the
+attendants are often women. It is thereby reminded that in Paris the
+women are among the most accomplished accountants also; and it
+remembers that in the same city men are cooks. It is very sure that
+when Madame Welles, who was afterwards the Marchioness De Lavalette,
+became at the death of her husband the head of the great
+banking-house, her cook was a man.
+
+And thereupon the Easy Chair falls into meditation upon "the sphere"
+of the sexes, and asks itself, as it loiters about the site of the
+Broadway Cottage, admiring the pretty shops, whether, if it be womanly
+for woman to keep shop and to acquire property by her faithful
+industry, it can be manly for man to make laws appropriating and using
+her property without her consent?
+
+
+
+
+MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN.
+
+
+Mrs. Grundy was lately astonished by the remark of a cheerful
+cosmopolitan whom she proposed to introduce to a very rich man. She
+seemed to catch her breath as she spoke of his exceeding great riches
+in the tone of admiring awe which betrays the devout snob. The
+cosmopolitan listened pleasantly as Mrs. Grundy spoke with the air of
+proposing to him the greatest of favors and blessings.
+
+"You say he is very rich?" he asked.
+
+"Enormously, fabulously," replied Mrs. Grundy, as if crossing herself.
+
+"Will he give me any of his money?"
+
+Mrs. Grundy gazed blankly at the questioner. "Give you any of his
+money? What do you mean?"
+
+"Mean?" answered the cheerful cosmopolitan; "my meaning is plain. If I
+am introduced to a scholar, he gives me something of his scholarship;
+a traveller gives me experience; a scientific man, information; a
+musician plays or sings for me; and if you introduce me to a man whose
+distinction is his riches, I wish to know what advantage I am to gain
+from his acquaintance, and whether I may expect him to impart to me
+something of that for which he is distinguished."
+
+Mrs. Grundy, who is easily discomposed by an unexpected turn in the
+conversation, looked confused, but said, presently, "Why, you will
+dine with the Midases and the Plutuses."
+
+"But they are merely the same thing," said the cosmopolitan, gayly.
+"You know the story: Mr. and Mrs. MacSycophant, Miss MacSycophant,
+Miss Imogen MacSycophant, Mr. Plantagenet MacSycophant, Miss Boadicea
+MacSycophant--and more of the same. One MacSycophant is as good as
+twenty, Mrs. Grundy; and as I know the Midases already, and find them
+amusingly dull, why should I know the Plutuses, who are probably even
+duller?"
+
+Mrs. Grundy looked as if transfixed.
+
+"Oh," continued the cosmopolitan, laughing, "I do not deny that money
+is an excellent thing. I am glad that I am not in want of it. But it
+is a dangerous thing to handle. If you don't manage it well it exposes
+you terribly. Great riches are like an electric light--like a noonday
+sun; they reveal everything. If a man stands in a ridiculous attitude,
+or is clad scantily, the intense light displays him remorselessly to
+every beholder. Great riches do the same. I saw you at the Midases',
+dear Mrs. Grundy. Did you ever see a more sumptuous entertainment or a
+more splendid palace? What pictures and statues and vases! what
+exquisite and costly decoration! what gold and glass! what Sevres and
+Dresden! But the more I admired the beautiful works of art, the more I
+thought of the enthusiasm and devotion of the artist, the more I was
+touched by the grace and delicacy of color and form around me; and the
+more I heard Midas talk, the more clearly I saw that he did not see,
+or feel, or understand anything of the real value and significance of
+his own _entourage_. The more beautiful it was, the more plainly it
+displayed his total want of perception of beauty.
+
+"His house is a magnificent museum. It is full of treasures. But they
+all dwarf and deride him. They are so many relentless lights turned on
+to show how completely he is not at home in his own house. He is as
+much out of place among them as a horse in a studio. He has all the
+proper books of a gentleman's library, and all superbly bound. What
+does he know about them? He never read a book. He has marvellous
+pictures. What does he know of pictures? He doesn't know whether
+Gainsborough was a painter or a potter, or whether Giotto was a Greek
+or a Roman. He has books and pictures merely because he has money
+enough to buy them, and because it is understood that a fine house
+should have a library and a gallery. Is it otherwise with his glass
+and porcelain? What do you think that he could tell you of Dresden
+china--its history, its masters, its manufacture? You say that very
+few people could tell you much about it. Granted; but if a man
+surrounds himself with it, and forces it upon your attention, you have
+a right not only to ask such questions, but to expect answers.
+
+"My dear Mrs. Grundy, when I was a young man on my travels, and was
+introduced at a London club, the porter, or the major-domo, or the
+door-keeper, or whatever he was, seemed to me like a peer of the
+realm. He was faultlessly dressed, and he had most tranquil manners.
+Well, our good friend Midas is that gentleman. He is the curator of a
+fine museum. He opens the door to a well-furnished club. But he is in
+no proper sense master of his house. The master of such a house, as
+Goethe said of the picture-owner, is the man to whom you can say,
+'Show me the best.' Poor Midas could only show us the costliest. Eh,
+Mrs. Grundy?"
+
+That excellent lady's eyes had expanded, during these remarks, until
+they were fixed in a round, stony stare at the cheerful cosmopolitan.
+
+"And this, you see, my good lady, is the reason that all this display
+is called vulgar. It represents nothing but money. It does not
+represent taste, or intelligence, or talent, in the possessor, and the
+sole relation between him and his possessions is his ability to pay
+for them. You drink his superior wines. But even you, Mrs. Grundy, are
+not quite sure that he could distinguish between the finest madeira
+and a common sherry. That is no fault, surely, but there is a great
+difference between wines.
+
+"When you kindly offer to present me to a gentleman of whom you can
+say only that he is very rich, and I ask you if he will give me some
+of his money, you look surprised and shocked. But I am not a
+misanthrope, and I ask a question which you can answer affirmatively.
+He will give me some of his money in giving me some of the pleasure
+which is derivable from what his money buys. For that I am grateful. I
+tip the custode with my sincere thanks. I bow to the door-keeper with
+hearty acknowledgment. I shall go again and again with great pleasure.
+But I shall not make the singular mistake of supposing that he bears
+the same relation to his possessions that the musician bears to his
+music, and the scholar to his knowledge, and the traveller to his
+shrewd observation.
+
+"You think that I am basely looking a gift horse in the mouth. Not at
+all. I am only declining to believe the porter to be a peer of the
+realm merely because he wears a white cravat and has tranquil manners.
+If Midas is a dull man, all the money in the world does not make him
+interesting. But if he has accumulated beautiful and interesting
+things, I shall gladly go to his house and see them. Now, my dear Mrs.
+Grundy, that is very different from going to his house to see the
+Plutuses. They are not the possessions that make his house desirable.
+My young friend Hornet says that if the only way to drink Midas's
+gold-seal Johannisberger is to take Mrs. Plutus down to dinner, he
+will not hesitate to pay the price, as he is willing to pay the price
+of sea-sickness if he wishes to see the Vatican. Does my dear Mrs.
+Grundy comprehend?"
+
+--But the good lady was gone. She could draw but one conclusion from
+such a strain of remark about people with fabulous incomes. The
+cheerful cosmopolitan must have been dining with Mr. Midas, and must
+have sat much too long at table. What a pity that so pleasant a man
+should permit himself such excesses! There was, however, but one
+course for a self-respecting woman to pursue--Mrs. Grundy had left him
+alone.
+
+
+
+
+DICKENS READING. [1867.]
+
+
+When, hereafter, some chance traveller picks up this odd number of an
+old magazine and opens to this very page, let him know that the
+evening of Dickens's first reading in New York was bright with
+moonlight veiled in a soft gray snow-cloud. The crowd at the entrance
+was not large. The speculators in tickets were not troublesome,
+because all the tickets had been long sold. The police, as usual, were
+polite and efficient; and going up the steep staircase, and passing
+through the single door, we were all quietly and pleasantly seated by
+eight o'clock. The floor of Steinway Hall is level, so that the
+audience is lost to itself; but it was easy for all of us to perceive,
+by scanning our neighbors, that we were a very fine body of people. At
+least everybody who was present said so. We all remarked that the
+intelligence and distinction of the city were present, and that it
+must be extremely gratifying to Mr. Dickens to be welcomed by the most
+intellectual and appreciative audience that could be assembled in New
+York.
+
+The details of the arrangement upon the platform, the screen behind,
+the hidden lights above and below, and the stiff little table with the
+water-bottle, are familiar. But as we all sat looking at them, and at
+the variously splendid toilets that rustled in, and fluttered, and
+finally settled, it was not possible to escape the great thought that
+in a few moments we should see at that queer, stiff table the creator
+of Sam Weller, and Oliver Twist, and Micawber, and Dick Swiveller, and
+the rest of the endless, marvellous company--the greatest story-teller
+since Scott, one of the most famous names in literature since
+Fielding. When he was here before Carlyle growled in _Past and
+Present_ about "Schnauspiel, the distinguished novelist," and there
+were some who laughed. But the laugh has passed by.--Look! There is a
+man, who looks like somebody's "own man," who scuffles across the
+stage and turns up a burner or two; and he is scarcely out of the way
+when--there he comes, rapidly, in full evening dress, with a heavy
+watch-chain, and a nosegay in his button-hole, the world's own man.
+
+His reception was sober. The whole audience clapped its gloved hands.
+Not a heel, not a cane, mingled with the sound, not a solitary voice.
+It was a very muffled cordiality, an enthusiasm in kid gloves. The
+Easy Chair, for one, longed to rise and shout. Heaven has given us
+voices, brethren, with which to welcome and salute our friends, and if
+ever a long, long cheer should have rung from the heart, it was when
+the man who has done so much for all of us stood before us. But it was
+useless. The steady clapping was prolonged, and Dickers stood calmly,
+bowing easily once or twice, and waiting with the air of one ready to
+begin business.
+
+The instant there was silence he did begin: "Ladies and gentlemen, I
+am to have the honor of reading to you this evening the trial-scene
+from Pickwick, and a Christmas Carol in a prelude and three scenes.
+Scene first, Marley's Ghost. Marley was dead, to begin with." These
+words, or words very similar, were spoken in a husky voice, not
+remarkable in any way, and with the English cadence in articulation, a
+rising inflection at the end of every few words. They were spoken with
+perfect simplicity, and the introductory description was read with
+good sense, and conveyed a fine relish upon the reader's part of the
+things described. There was nothing formal, no effort of any kind. The
+left hand held the book, the right hand moved continually, slightly
+indicating the action described, as of putting on a muffler, or
+whatever it might be. But the moment Scrooge spoke the drama began.
+
+Every character was individualized by the voice and by a slight change
+of expression. But the reader stood perfectly still, and the instant
+transition of the voice from the dramatic to the descriptive tone was
+unfailing and extraordinary. This was perfection of art. Nor was the
+evenness of the variety less striking. Every character was indicated
+with the same felicity. Of course the previous image in the hearer's
+mind must be considered in estimating the effect. The reader does not
+create the character, the writer has done that; and now he refreshes
+it into unwonted vividness, as when a wet sponge is passed over an old
+picture. Scrooge, and Tiny Tim, and Sam Weller and his wonderful
+father, and Sergeant Buzfuz, and Justice Stareleigh have an intenser
+reality and vitality than before. As the reading advances the spell
+becomes more entrancing. The mind and heart answer instantly to every
+tone and look of the reader. In a passionate outburst, as in Bob
+Cratchit's wail for his lost little boy, or in Scrooge's prayer to be
+allowed to repent, the whole scene lives and throbs before you. And
+when, in the great trial of Bardell against Pickwick, the thick, fat
+voice of the elder Weller wheezes from the gallery, "Put it down with
+a wee, me Lerd, put it down with a wee," you turn to look for the
+gallery and behold the benevolent parent.
+
+Through all there is a striking sense of reserved power, and of
+absolute mastery of the art. There is no straining for points, no
+exaggeration, no extravagance, but an instinctive and adequate outlay
+of means for every effect, and a complete preservation of personal
+dignity throughout. The enjoyment is sincere and unique; and when the
+young gentleman before us remarks to the flossy young woman at his
+side that "any clever actor can do the thing as well," we congratulate
+him inwardly upon his experience of the theatre. Perhaps, also, the
+flossy young woman is of opinion that any clever author can write as
+well as this reader.
+
+There is a serious drawback to this first evening's enjoyment,
+however, and that is that fully a third of those present hear very
+imperfectly. Nothing can surpass the air of mingled indignation,
+chagrin, and disappointment with which a severe lady just behind
+declares that she did not hear a word, and adds, caustically, that the
+spectacle alone is hardly worth the money. Not worth the money? Dear
+Madam, the Easy Chair would willingly pay more than the price of
+admission merely to see him. And just as he is thinking so another
+friend leans forward and says, in a decided tone of utter
+disappointment, "Just let me take your glass, will you? I can't hear a
+word, but I should like to see how the man looks." As the Easy Chair
+passes out of the door he encounters Mr. and Mrs. Sealskin, sailing
+smoothly and silently out. "How delightful!" exclaims the innocent and
+unwary Chair. "Didn't hear a word," says Mr. Sealskin, sententiously,
+and without pausing in his course; and Madam upon his arm raises her
+eyebrows and looks emphatically "not a word!" So the Easy Chair
+gradually discovers that there has been a very wide and lamentable
+disappointment, and that a large part of the throng has been
+tantalized through the evening in the vain effort to hear--catching a
+few words and losing the point of the joke. No wonder they are very
+sober, and sail out of the hall very steadily, with an air of thinking
+that they have been victims, but also with the plain wish to think as
+well of Mr. Charles Dickens as circumstances will allow. Still, they
+evidently hold him, upon the whole, responsible, just as an audience
+assembled to hear a lecture, and obliged to go unlectured away, holds
+the lecturer--chafing in a snow-bank upon the railroad fifty miles
+away--responsible for its disappointment. It is pleasant for the
+Sealskins to read, as the Easy Chair did the next morning, in the
+ever-veracious and independent press, that Mr. Dickens's voice is
+heard with ease in every part of the hall.
+
+But let them feel as they may, those who did not hear are sure to go
+again, and if they hear the next time, again and again. Let the future
+reader of this odd number of a magazine learn further that such was
+the popular eagerness to attend these readings that people gathered
+before light to stand in the line of the ticket-office. One historic
+boy is said to have passed the night in the cold waiting for the
+opening of the office, and to have sold his prize for thirty dollars
+in gold to "a Southerner." Another person was offered twenty dollars
+for his place in the line, with merely a chance of getting a ticket
+when his turn came at the office.
+
+The interest was unabated to the end, and under the personal spell of
+the enchanter that old ill-feeling towards the author of _American
+Notes_ and the creator of Chuzzlewit melted away. And why not? Do we
+not all know our Yankee brother of whom Dickens told us, who has a
+huge note of interrogation in each eye, and can we blame the
+Englishman for using his own eyes? Is not that silent traveller whom
+he saw still to be seen in every train sucking the great ivory head of
+his cane and taking it out occasionally and looking at it to see how
+it is getting on? If we had been a little angry with Lemuel Gulliver
+or Robinson Crusoe, could our anger have survived hearing one of them
+tell his story of Liliput, or the other the tale of the solitary
+island?
+
+After his little winter tour Dickens returned to New York to take
+leave of the American public. On the Saturday evening before the final
+reading the newspaper fraternity gave him a dinner at Delmonico's,
+which was then at the corner of Fifth Avenue and Fourteenth Street,
+formerly the hospitable house of Moses H. Grinnell. At this dinner Mr.
+Greeley presided, and that the bland and eccentric teetotaler, who was
+not supposed to be versed in what Carlyle called the "tea-table
+proprieties," should take the chair at a dinner to so roistering a
+blade--within discreet limits--and so skilled an artist of all kinds
+of beverages as Dickens, was a stroke of extravaganza in his own way.
+The dinner was in every way memorable and delightful, but the
+enjoyment was sobered by the illness of the guest from one of the
+attacks which, as was known soon afterwards, foretold the speedy end.
+It was, indeed, doubtful if he could appear, but after an hour he came
+limping slowly into the room on the arm of Mr. Greeley.
+
+In his speech, with great delicacy and feeling, Dickens alluded to
+some possible misunderstanding, now forever vanished, between him and
+his hosts, and declared his purpose of publicly recognizing that fact
+in future editions of his works. His words were greeted with great
+enthusiasm, and on the following Monday evening he read, at Steinway
+Hall, for the last time in this country, and sailed on Wednesday. He
+was still very lame, but he read with unusual vigor, and with deep
+feeling. As he ended, and slowly limped away, the applause was
+prodigious, and the whole audience rose and stood waiting. Reaching
+the steps of the platform he paused, and turned towards the hall;
+then, after a moment, he came slowly and painfully back again, and
+with a pale face and evidently profoundly moved, he gazed at the vast
+audience. The hall was hushed, and in a voice firm, but full of
+pathos, he spoke a few words of farewell. "I shall never recall you,"
+he said, "as a mere public audience, but rather as a host of personal
+friends, and ever with the greatest gratitude, tenderness, and
+consideration. God bless you, and God bless the land in which I leave
+you!" The great audience waited respectfully, wistfully watching him
+as he slowly withdrew. The faithful Dolby, his friend and manager,
+helped him down the steps. For a moment he turned and looked at the
+crowded hall. It was full of hearts responding to his own. There was a
+common consciousness that it was a last parting, and his fervid
+benediction was silently reciprocated.--Then the door closed behind
+him.
+
+
+
+
+PHILLIS.
+
+
+There is one lady in literature and in life whom all men are said, not
+without gentle sarcasm if a woman says it, to wish especially to know.
+She is declared to be the vision that haunts the youth as his heart
+opens to the soft influences of love, and her figure, trim and
+debonair, that allures the older fancy of the man who sits "alone and
+merry at forty year," having seen his earlier Gillian and Marian and a
+score more happily married. She is, in fact, the domestic magician,
+the good fairy, the genius of home, the thoughtful, tactful, careful,
+intelligent house-keeper, the very she whom Milton sings, introducing
+us to
+
+ "Herbs and other country messes
+ Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses."
+
+Her name is Phillis--not exactly a romantic name, nor, indeed, is it
+meant by the poet to be a romantic name; for he has just before
+sketched another kind of woman:
+
+ "Towers and battlements it sees
+ Bosom'd high in tufted trees,
+ Where perhaps some beauty lies,
+ The cynosure of neighboring eyes."
+
+Such a cynosure could not possibly have been named Phillis: Artemis,
+perhaps, or Hildegarde; Constance, Una, Mildred, or Cunigunda, but by
+no possibility Phillis. That is a pastoral name, a shepherd's
+sweetheart. Indeed, the two kinds of women are perfectly indicated and
+distinguished in these lines of _L'Allegro_, which have no detail of
+description. The impression of womanly difference is nowhere more
+completely given. One picture is that of the lofty, haughty, "highborn
+Helen," the superb Lady Clara Vere de Vere; the other is that of the
+thrifty Baucis, the gardener Adam's wife. And the two are as near in
+the young man's heart as they are in the poem.
+
+When Mr. William Guppy raised his eyes from the pit of the theatre to
+Miss Esther Summerson sitting in the boxes, the "image imprinted on
+his 'art" was that of the cynosure of neighboring eyes, stately among
+stately towers and ancestral trees. But doubtless when Mr. William
+Guppy, as lovers will, abandoned himself to blissful dreams of the
+possible home that should grow out of his lofty passion, it was
+another vision that he saw; it was the high-born Helen coming down to
+breakfast in a sweet morning-cap, a neat-handed Phillis. For love,
+which soars and sings, also builds its nest. The one instinct is as
+deep and sure as the other. The cynosure of worshipping hearts and
+eyes is but the romantic aspect of Phillis: and because she is so
+lofty and so lovely will she be the miracle-worker in the household.
+The secret sorrow of a thousand homes is that the lady of the towers
+and battlements does not prove in fact to be also the neat-handed
+Phillis.
+
+Indeed, it is a kind of national complaint and lamentation that the
+neat-handed Phillis is disappearing altogether. This is the
+significance of the servant-girl question. This is the root of the
+alarming conviction that Phillis is changing into Biddy, whose fit
+epithet is not neat-handed. This is the meaning of the cry for
+bread--light, sweet, well-baked bread; not the clammy dough which is
+served to a despairing land. This is the reason of the wondering
+question, What has become of roast meat? and of the melancholy
+conviction that henceforth baked beef is to replace the juicy sirloin
+of tradition, history, and elegant literature.
+
+Of the accomplished and intelligent young women who honor the Easy
+Chair at this moment with their attention, of course the immense
+majority can broil a steak to a turn, or mix the airiest bread, or
+boil potatoes as new-fallen snow. But there are some unfortunates who
+cannot do it. Let us pity them. They would probably tell us that they
+have not studied poetry and music, the French language, crochet, and
+the Boston, to become kitchen drudges: and they will not fail to
+remind us that Cinderella did not charm the prince as a kitchen-maid,
+and that she had ceased to be Cinderbreech, and had emerged from the
+chimney-corner when she married him. But will they please to curb
+their wrath for a moment and listen to Dr. Clarke? "Unless men and
+women both have brains, the nation will go down. As much brain is
+needed to govern a household as to command a ship; as much to guide a
+family aright as to guide a Congress aright; as much to do the least
+and the greatest of woman's work as to do the least and the greatest
+of man's work."
+
+Now, the dressing of messes by the neat-handed Phillis is one of the
+important elements of governing a household; and the Princess
+Cinderella was the better housewife because she had once been
+Cinderbreech. Nelson was the better admiral because he had once been
+cabin-boy. Dickens was the better story-teller because he had once
+been reporter. If, indeed, Darby can afford to pay a hundred dollars
+monthly to a _chef_, Joan need know nothing of messes; but how many
+such Darbys are there?
+
+These remarks, or similar ones, have been often heard by the gentler
+reader, and are somewhat familiar to her, not to say wearisome. "Oh
+yes," she says, "I know all this: men want women in the family to be
+angels and French cooks rolled into one. Heaven save the mark! Suppose
+that women on their side were to expect men in the family to be heroes
+and gentlemen as well as 'good providers?'"
+
+Well, madame, they ought to expect it and to insist upon it. Perhaps
+you have played the little game of parlor magic? There are homes in
+which that game is always played, and they are the happiest of all. In
+them the real value of neatness and order, of thrift and taste and
+temperance, is understood, and the Beauty who once lay lapped in lofty
+towers knows that the romance which enshrined her amid those
+battlements and tufted trees is preserved and forever refreshed by the
+art of the neat-handed Phillis. And, madame, upon _his_ side _he_ does
+not reverse the order of the story and of nature, and sink from the
+Prince into the Beast.
+
+
+
+
+THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE.
+
+
+The last time that the Easy Chair saw that remarkable man, Henry
+Thoreau, he came quietly into Mr. Emerson's study to get a volume of
+Pliny's letters. Expecting to see no one, and accustomed to attend
+without distraction to the business in hand, he was as quietly going
+out, when the host spoke to him, and without surprise, and with
+unsmiling courtesy, Thoreau greeted his friends. He seated himself,
+maintaining the same habitual erect posture, which made it seem
+impossible that he could ever lounge or slouch, and that made
+Hawthorne speak of him as "cast-iron," and immediately he began to
+talk in the strain so familiar to his friends. It was a staccato style
+of speech, every word coming separately and distinctly, as if
+preserving the same cool isolation in the sentence that the speaker
+did in society; but the words were singularly apt and choice, and
+Thoreau had always something to say. His knowledge was original. He
+was a Fine-ear and a Sharp-eye in the woods and fields; and he added
+to his knowledge of nature the wisdom of the most ancient times and of
+the best literature. His manner and matter both reproved trifling, but
+in the most impersonal manner. It was like the reproof of Pan's
+statue. There seemed never to be any loosening of the intellectual
+tension, and a call from Thoreau in the highest sense "meant
+business."
+
+On the morning of which we are speaking the talk fell upon the
+Indians, with whom he had a profound sympathy, and of whose life and
+ways and nature he apparently had an instinctive knowledge. In the
+slightly contemptuous inference against civilization which his remarks
+left, rather than in any positively scornful tone, there was something
+which rather humorously suggested the man who spoke lightly of the
+equator, but with the difference that there would have been if the
+light speaking had left a horrible suspicion of that excellent circle.
+For Thoreau so ingeniously traced our obligations to the aborigines
+that the claims of civilization for what is really essential palpably
+dwindled. He dropped all manner of curious and delightful information
+as he went on, and it was sad to see in the hollow cheek and the
+large, unnaturally lustrous eye the signs of the disease that very
+soon removed him from among us. Those who remember him, and were
+familiar with his truly heroic and virtuous life, or those who
+perceive in his works that spirit of sweetness and content which made
+him at the last say that he was as happy to be sick as to be well,
+will apply to him the words of his own poem in the first number of the
+_Dial_:
+
+ "Say not that Caesar was victorious,
+ With toil and strife who stormed the House of Fame;
+ In other sense this youth was glorious,
+ Himself a kingdom wheresoe'er he came."
+
+His talk of the Indians left an impression entirely unlike that of the
+Cooper novel and the red man of the theatre. It was untouched by
+romance or sentimentality. It made them a grave, manly race,
+intimately familiar with nature, with a lofty scorn of feebleness. The
+sylvan shade and the leafy realm and Arden and pastoral poetry were
+wholly wanting in the picture he drew, quite as much as the theory
+that they are vermin to be exterminated as fast as possible. He said
+that the pioneers of civilization, as it is called, among the Indians
+are purveyors of every kind of mischief. We graft the sound native
+stock with a sour fruit, then denounce it bitterly and cut it down.
+What was most admirable in Daniel Boone, he said, was his Indian
+nature and sympathy; and the least admirable part was his hold, such
+as it was, upon civilization. He seemed to imply that if Boone could
+only have succeeded in becoming an Indian altogether, it would have
+been a truly memorable triumph. Thoreau acknowledged that the Indian
+was not only doomed, but, as he gravely said, damned, because his
+enemies were his historians; and he could only say, "Ah, if we lions
+had painted the picture!"
+
+The sylvan idea of Daniel Boone would probably have been very rudely
+shattered could he have been actually seen; and Thoreau's Indian was
+certainly not visible in the stories of men of his time who had passed
+weeks among the Indians upon the plains. The pioneers, like Boone, are
+not romantic; their life is a hard toil and struggle; they are
+ignorant, rude, and even repulsive. This is natural, because their
+real work is that of the subsoil plough and the harrow. They lay the
+strong foundations. Without them, no soft waving field of golden
+harvest, no velvet lawn, no Palladian villa, no flower of art and
+culture--in a word, no progress, as we call it--however the shade of
+Thoreau may implacably smile. So when the Lady Cavaliere whispered
+from under her beaded veil, "Don't speak of it, but I am tired to
+death of reformers," it was only the artist's impatience of the
+ploughman; it was Rupert and his men not only sneering at Praise God
+Bare-bones, and singing their mock prayer in the Lenten litany,
+
+ "That it may please thee to suppose
+ Our actions are as good as those
+ That gull the people through the nose,"
+
+but heartily believing Cromwell and his men to be canting hypocrites.
+
+And yet the Lady Cavaliere is too well informed not to know that it
+was not the silken chivalry who planted the king's standard and
+defended it with all heroism, in whose praise the poets sang, who are
+still the heroes of romance, and whose life had the charm of grace and
+ease and accomplishment and _savoir faire_, that saved England and a
+great deal more. The lady has sauntered through the palaces where the
+Vandyck portrait of the king hangs upon the walls, the handsome,
+melancholy Stuart. She looked at it secretly, perhaps, with something
+of the same feeling that men think of the hapless Mary, as we call
+her. What a gentleman! how refined! how sad! how agreeable to the
+fancy! Yes, dear lady, and what a liar! how false-hearted! who would
+have had his own foolish way whatever happened to other men! He would
+have gratified your taste to the utmost; you would never have said
+under your breath, "How I hate reformers!" he would have, perhaps,
+carried your imagination and taste against your conscience and
+judgment. And it is for that very reason--because taste and
+imagination are so subtly seductive--that it is essential to challenge
+them. St. Anthony did not mind the devil as a dragon; but the devil as
+a siren--ah! how hard St. Anthony had to pray!
+
+Change is apt to present itself first in its unhandsome aspect. You
+would much rather hear a lute in the moonlight upon the lawn, and
+behold! a coarse plough and a frightful harrow. Yet, so lutes and
+lawns begin. You like the smooth music of a silken court, the
+picturesque ceremony, the poetic tradition, the perfume, the splendor,
+and lo! a troop in jerkin pricking to the fray in horrible earnest,
+and blood, and ghastly wounds, and torture, and merciful death! Yet,
+so courts and ceremonies are instituted. One of the hardest battles
+that reform has to fight is this battle in the air--so to speak: this
+contest with taste and imagination that cling to the myriad-hued moss
+and the delicate vine fringe upon the ogre's castle, and that find the
+donjon so much more picturesque than the house.
+
+A cause is seen through its pioneers, and taste and imagination are
+confused and confounded in the medium. A nature like Falkland's could
+not see liberty clearly even through John Pym--how much less through
+nasal psalm-singing butchers and brewers building a scaffold for the
+king. So, in our own time, the great question that so sorely rent us
+was seen by taste and imagination in the form of delicate,
+highly-cultured women, of a superficial tranquil elegance of society,
+of patriarchal tradition, of easy knowledge of the world, and the
+smooth habit of society upon the one hand; and upon the other, often
+in the form of a queer medley of grotesque people, each more
+extravagant than the other, and uttering the wildest sentiments in the
+most absurd rhetoric. The Lady Cavaliere has not forgotten that the
+last retreat of the doomed system was the salon and the boudoir, where
+taste is law, and where decorous immorality is not unwelcome.
+
+By-and-by, when the reform is established and has become traditional,
+its pioneers become heroic and poetic. The Norman robber is then
+discovered to be a kind of blue-blooded gentleman, or at least the
+sturdy, aboriginal father of gentlemen. The rough and half-savage
+Boone is the ideal frontiersman, with a smack of Arden and the sylvan
+realm. And as for the coarse-toothed harrow--as my Lady Cavaliere sits
+upon the porch and sees the peacock unfolding his glory upon the soft,
+thick sward, do you see that my lady wears a delicate trinket around
+her swan neck, and lo! it is a harrow exquisitely wrought in gold.
+
+The feeling with which she breathed through her beaded veil her
+dislike of pioneer reformers is as old as human nature. But it was not
+the sigh of wisdom, but of weariness, in my lady. There is a certain
+insight even in gentle youth which does not recoil from the pioneer,
+and foresees the soft sward springing under the harrow as it tears the
+heavy clods. Those in whom youth abides never outgrow that precious
+insight and foresight. One such, not less fair than my Lady Cavaliere,
+of the most tranquil and undemonstrative behavior, has long been to
+how many good causes one of the most valuable and efficient friends.
+She has not cared that Daniel Boone should recede into poetic distance
+before he seemed to her a hero. In his cabin as he smoked, in the hard
+winter day as he felled the forest tree, in the rough, unhandsome
+experience of every hour, he has been to her the forerunner of
+refinement and plenty and ease. If taste and imagination shrink from
+the squalor of the frontier, she remembers the greater squalor and the
+darker tragedy of the city slum. If the long-haired, shambling, shrill
+fanatic upon the platform be a contemptuous jest to my Lady Cavaliere,
+this fairer lady remembers John clad in goat-skins and crying in the
+wilderness. I wish, she says, that mankind might sit at a sumptuous
+table, but I shall not scoff at the wooden spoon that feeds its
+hunger. She hangs one picture upon her wall: it is Christ sitting at
+meat with publicans and sinners. And so season after season, year
+after year, she carries her sympathy, her hope, her steady faith to
+all the pioneers. She is not a poet, but the world is to her
+enchanted. Under the sharp voice of the reformer she hears the music
+of the harmony which he discordantly foretells. With the distorted
+eyes of the ill-disciplined, ignorant enthusiast she beholds the
+symmetry of the future towards which he looks. In turn, the reformer
+and the enthusiast behold in her and vaguely comprehend the outward
+charm of beauty and grace and high condition which they blindly
+announce. It is as if Daniel Boone, shaggy and savage, suddenly saw
+his cabin and his rude clearing glorified: a stately, hospitable
+mansion, overlooking a placid landscape of rounded groves and blooming
+gardens and distant parks, murmuring with the song of birds and all
+domestic sounds. Her service to a good cause is more than eloquence,
+more than devotion--it is the perpetual presence of its ideal.
+
+There were plenty of Lords and Ladies Cavaliere who were tired to
+death of that solemn enthusiast and bore, Columbus. But when he saw
+the shore of San Salvador he must have recalled that he had long ago
+seen it in the patient faith of any unknown friend who had always
+hoped for him and believed with him. The Lady Cavaliere who thinks
+Daniel Boone in early Kentucky, or Christopher Columbus pacing the
+shore and ceaselessly looking westward, the most romantic of figures,
+does not know that she sneered at both when she whispered, "I am tired
+to death of reformers."
+
+
+
+
+HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS.
+
+
+A man who is easily discouraged, who is not willing to put the good
+seed out of sight and wait for results, who desponds if he cannot
+obtain everything at once, and who thinks the human race lost if he is
+disappointed, will be very unhappy if he persists in taking a part in
+politics. There is no sphere in which self-deception is easier. A man
+with a restless personal ambition is very apt to believe his own
+purposes to be public ends, and he finds his party to be recreant to
+its principles if he fails to get what he wants. A young man comes
+from college carefully trained, with the taste for politics which
+belongs to the English race, and with the wish and hope to distinguish
+himself and to serve his country. He attaches himself to a party, and
+works for it in the usual way, waiting for his opportunity and his
+distinction. Gradually the gratification of his ambition becomes his
+test of the patriotic sincerity and wisdom of his party. He does not
+think that it is so. He does not state it to himself in that bald way.
+But he feels that he is the kind of man that his party ought to
+promote, that he has the capacity and the desire to be of use, and
+that if his party has not perceptions sharp enough to know its own
+best men, nor the wish to distinguish them by calling them to office,
+there is something deplorable in its condition.
+
+"I am afraid," said a gentleman of this kind to the Easy Chair, "that
+my party is falling into bad hands. I see signs of corruption which
+seem to me very disheartening." He shook his head forebodingly. This
+gentleman did not conceal his opinion. He announced it freely, and the
+rumor came to the ears of the real managers of the party. They put
+their heads together, and presently the foreboding gentleman was
+called to a public position. Again the Easy Chair met him, and he said
+that the political prospect was very much more encouraging than he had
+ever known it to be. There was a spirit abroad, he thought, which
+would certainly lead to great results. Indeed, the clouds were gone,
+and the sun shone brightly.
+
+At another time another gentleman shook his head in the same way. He
+held a pleasant position, but he found that promotion was very slow,
+and he began to despond and to think the times sadly demoralized, and
+his party--at least he feared it--fatally mercenary. It was evidently
+indifferent to reform, and seemed to care little for the wishes of the
+people or the character of the country. He, too, shook his head with
+profound distrust of the future; and the Easy Chair fell into deep
+depression, and wondered whether, after all, a republican form of
+government might not be a failure. Before it was possible to say so
+conclusively, however, the Chair heard that his friend had decided to
+seek reform and the welfare of the race "under the banner" of the
+opposing party. And again, while considering whether all patriots
+ought not to follow so eminent an example, it learned that the
+desponding soul who had had the courage to face obloquy and change his
+party relations had only done so after prolonged and fruitless efforts
+to secure official place under his old party. Had he obtained it that
+party would still have seemed to him resolute, patriotic, and
+discerning, and he would have continued to serve his country in the
+association to which he had become accustomed.
+
+There is no South American general who overthrows a government and
+enthrones himself as dictator upon the ruins who does not announce
+with imposing solemnity that the old system was intolerable, and that
+the interests of humanity and the country required him to do as he had
+done. Not one of them was ever known to declare that he had destroyed
+the old government because he wished to be the government himself. The
+two friends of the Easy Chair had sincerely sophisticated themselves,
+and identified their personal advantage and wishes with the public
+interest. If they had told the precise truth they would have said that
+they wanted office, and if they could not get it from one party they
+would try another. When a man is conscious of a strong desire and of
+great ability to serve the public, this kind of sophistication is
+easy. That which should make a generous man suspicious under such
+circumstances is that he confounds official position with public
+service. The latter, indeed, is in a sense a technical phrase; but a
+man may equally serve the public unofficially by taking his part in
+the necessary and disagreeable details of practical politics. If he
+will not do this he must share the responsibility of bad government.
+
+Yet here, again, he must not be discouraged if his efforts appear to
+be abortive and the results ridiculous. The secret of a republic seems
+abstractly to be very simple, for it is merely that all good men shall
+act together and elect good officers. But good men cannot act together
+if they do not think together, and the best method of obtaining
+results which all desire is the very problem of politics. All good men
+cannot act together, therefore, because good men differ. But even the
+good men who agree cannot easily and simply have their way, because
+political measures can be secured only by organization, and the
+organization, or the machine by which the result is to be attained,
+may very readily fall into crafty or corrupt hands, which will use the
+sincerity and pure purpose of better men to serve base and mercenary
+ends. The first of the two friends of the Easy Chair was used in this
+manner. He was sincere and pure, but he was vain, and therefore weak,
+and the clever managers hit him in the heel.
+
+Again, a man may be wholly free of weakness or vanity, and, without
+the least personal wish or ambition in public life, may take part in
+politics solely from a commanding sense of duty, and yet find himself
+and his efforts not only unavailing for his own purposes, but
+ludicrously and hopelessly perverted to serve those of others.
+Honestus was such a man: in the truest sense a patriot in feeling, yet
+he confessed that he had hitherto neglected his political duties, but
+declared that henceforth he would lose no opportunity of correcting
+his conduct. He saw with joy the notice of an approaching primary
+meeting, and when the evening arrived he hastened to the hall with the
+pleasing consciousness that he was discharging a great public duty. He
+reached the hall, and was heartily welcomed by the observant managers,
+whom, had Titbottom's spectacles been at hand, he would have seen to
+be foxes--at least. They were very glad indeed to see Honestus and men
+like him engaging in politics. They saw in that fact the augury of a
+better day. It was a peculiar pleasure to co-operate with him, and
+they trusted that this was but the beginning of a good habit upon his
+part. Honestus could not help thinking how easy it was to exaggerate,
+and to suppose men to be a great deal worse than they are, and
+wondered that he had never before taken the trouble--or, rather,
+fulfilled the duty--of attending the primary meeting.
+
+The proceedings began, and he was exceedingly interested. Officers
+were appointed, and it was evident from their speeches that nothing
+but honesty and economy was to be sought, and only men of the most
+spotless character nominated. But it was necessary to have a committee
+upon nominations; and to his surprise and gratification Honestus heard
+his own name mentioned as one of the committee, and almost blushed as
+he was appointed its chairman. The committee was requested to
+withdraw, and to report the names of candidates as soon as possible.
+
+Honestus and his colleagues therefore retired to a dim
+passage-way--where, as he subsequently remarked, he should have been
+rather alarmed to meet either of them at night and alone--and business
+began. Various names were mentioned, of which, unfortunately, Honestus
+had never heard one; and at length one of the most positive of the
+committee said, emphatically, that, upon the whole, Sly was the very
+man for the place. There was a general murmur of assent and
+satisfaction. Honestus heard on every side that it was "just the
+thing;" that Sly was "an A1 boy," and that he was "always there;" he
+was also "square," and "right up to the line;" and by common consent
+Sly seemed to be the Heaven-appointed candidate.
+
+Rather disturbed by his total ignorance of this conspicuous public
+character, Honestus turned to his neighbor and said, guardedly, with
+the air of a man who was musing upon Sly's qualifications, "Oh,
+Sly--Sly?"
+
+"Yes," said his neighbor, "Sly."
+
+"Certainly," replied Honestus; "certainly. But--who--is--Sly?"
+
+His neighbor looked at him for a moment, and repeated the question in
+a tone of incredulity--"_Who is Sly?_"--as if he had said, Who is
+George Washington?
+
+"Yes; I don't think that I know him."
+
+"Don't know Sly?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Well, if you did know him, you'd know that he's just the man we want;
+bang up; made for it."
+
+"Oh, is he?"
+
+"You bet--A1."
+
+"Well," said the member who had first announced that Sly was the very
+man for the place, "I suppose they'll be waiting. I nominate Sly as
+the candidate."
+
+The chairman said yes, but that, unfortunately for himself, he did not
+know Mr. Sly.
+
+"Well, you don't know anything against him, do you?" asked the other.
+
+"Certainly not."
+
+"Well, we all know him, and he is the very man. We ought to hurry."
+
+Honestus put the question, and Sly was unanimously named as the
+candidate to be reported to the meeting by the chairman.
+
+The meeting was already stamping and clapping and calling for the
+committee, and the energetic mover of Sly said that it was necessary
+to go in right away. The committee made for the hall, and the chairman
+followed. He knew nothing of Sly nor of the people who had named him,
+and he knew nobody else whom he could propose for the place. Honestus
+felt very much as a leaf might feel upon the fall at Niagara, and in
+the next moment the chairman of the meeting was asking him if the
+committee were ready to report. The chairman of the committee bowed.
+The chairman of the meeting said that the report would now be made.
+Honestus stated that he was instructed to report the name of Sly. The
+meeting roared. There was some thumping by the chairman, and Honestus
+heard only the name of Sly and "by acclamation," and a whirlwind of
+calls upon "Sly!" "Sly!" "Speech!" "Speech!" The next moment Sly, with
+a large diamond pin, was upon the platform thanking and promising, and
+the meeting was stormily cheering and adjourning _sine die_.
+
+Honestus walked quietly home, perceiving that the result of his
+practical effort to discharge the primary duties of a citizen was that
+Sly, one of the most disreputable and dishonest of public sharks, had
+been nominated by a committee of which he was chairman, and that the
+whole weight of the name of Honestus was thrown upon the side of
+rascality with a diamond pin. And he reflected that in politics, as
+elsewhere, it is necessary to begin as early in preparation for action
+as the rascals.
+
+Yet he did not lose his faith, nor suppose that popular government is
+a cheat and a snare, because he had been involuntarily made the
+instrument of knaves. Honestus understands that good government is one
+of the best things in the world, and he knows that good things of that
+kind are not cheap. He is willing to pay the price, and the price is
+the trouble to ascertain who Sly is, and the time to do his part in
+defeating Sly. For Honestus knows that if he does not rule, Sly will.
+
+
+
+
+THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS, 1871.
+
+
+It was about fifteen years ago that Thalberg, who has just died only
+fifty-nine years old, was in this country. Jenny Lind had been here
+some years earlier, and Alboni and Grisi a little later, and
+Vieuxtemps and Sivori and Ole Bull a dozen years before. Jullien, with
+his monster orchestra, had given monstrous concerts in the monstrous
+hall of Castle Garden, and many a musician of less fame had come to
+try his fortune. But we had had neither of the acknowledged masters of
+the piano, the founders of the modern school of playing--Liszt and
+Thalberg. Liszt, spoiled and capricious, played very seldom. Chopin,
+more a composer than a performer, we in America had never supposed
+would cross the sea: so sensitive, so delicate, so shadowy, his life
+seemed to exhale, a passionate sigh of music. In the stormy,
+blood-soaked, ruined Paris of to-day it is not easy to imagine those
+evenings at the Prince Czartoryski's, when Chopin played in the
+moonlight the mazurkas and polonaises and waltzes which moonlight or
+dreams seem often to have inspired, but through which the proud
+movement of the old Polish dance and song triumphantly rings.
+
+In George Sand's _Letters of a Traveller_ Chopin also appears, but
+sadly and hopelessly. What Xavier de Maistre says of the Fornarina and
+Raphael is the undertone of all the passages of the book that speak of
+Chopin--"She loved her love more than her lover." Then came the burial
+at the Madeleine, with his own funeral march beating time to his
+grave. The mere pianist who had aroused the most enthusiasm in this
+country was Leopold de Meyer, who came more than twenty years ago. His
+was a blithe, exhilarating style. There was a grotesque little plaster
+cast of him in the shop-windows at the time, representing him
+crouching over the instrument, with enormous hands spread upon the
+keyboard, and his fat knees crowding in to cover all the rest of the
+space. It was slam-bang playing, but so skilful, and with such a
+tickling melody, that it was irresistibly popular. His "Marche
+Marocaine," a brilliant _tour de force_, was always sure to captivate
+the audience; and his success was indisputable.
+
+De Meyer's concerts were sometimes given in the old Tabernacle in
+Broadway, near Leonard Street, the circular church which for so many
+years was the chief public hall in the city. The platform was almost
+in the centre, and the aisles radiated from it. The galleries went
+quite around the building, and, except for the huge columns which
+supported a dome, it was convenient both for hearing and seeing. Here
+were some of the great antislavery meetings in the hottest days of the
+agitation. The anniversaries were held here, and it was the scene of
+all popular lectures and of concerts. A few blocks above, upon
+Broadway, near Canal Street, was the old Apollo Hall, where the first
+Philharmonic concerts took place. In those early days of the German
+music--days which followed the City Hotel epoch and the Garcia
+opera--people were so unaccustomed to the proprieties of the
+concert-room that the Easy Chair has even known some persons to
+whisper and giggle during the performance of the finest symphonies of
+Beethoven and Mozart, and so excessively rude as to rustle out of the
+hall before the last piece was ended.
+
+Upon one such occasion it said to its neighbor, as they were coming
+out:
+
+"It is a pity such ill-mannered people should thrust themselves among
+ladies and gentlemen."
+
+"Ill-mannered!" quoth its neighbor; "I assure you they are carriage
+company from the neighborhood of Union Square."
+
+In these days of universal respectful attention at the Philharmonic
+concerts it is but a curious reminiscence of long-passed boorishness,
+this of persons who whispered and giggled, and rustled out before the
+end, at concerts, to the disturbance of all mannerly people.
+
+As the city grew the concerts came up-town, and were for some time
+given at Niblo's concert-room. But, wherever they were, one person was
+for many years constantly familiar, sometimes as general director,
+sometimes as pianist to accompany singing, always modest, courteous,
+and efficient, a man widely and most kindly remembered--Henry C. Timm.
+Like most of our musical benefactors, he was a German, and gave
+lessons in piano-playing. He was not one of the great virtuosos, but
+his touch was delicate and nimble, and he had a sincere love of his
+art. Often and often, at a house always pleasant from that
+reminiscence, with the consent of parent and pupil, and to his own
+great delight, the hour designed for the scholar's scales and
+exercises was given to the master's playing. He was fond of Weber's
+"Invitation to the Waltz," and he played it with force and precision
+and the utmost delicacy. Mr. Timm had a pale, smooth, sharp face, a
+rather prim manner, and a quick, modest gait. He was most
+simple-hearted, and loved a joke; and his fun was all the more
+effective from his very sober face and his lisp. It was his wife who
+was long the most efficient actress at Mitchell's old Olympic in the
+palmy days of burlesque.
+
+It was at Niblo's that Thalberg played. Many of the virtuosos had
+been--like De Meyer--so extravagant in their action, and so evidently
+what we now call "sensational," that there was great curiosity to see
+the master whose name had been familiar since 1830, and famous since
+1835, when he first played in Paris. The comparative estimate of the
+two men, Liszt and Thalberg, was that the former was a player of
+eccentric genius, the latter of consummate talent: a judgment which is
+very apt to spring from a superficial theory that eccentricity is the
+signet of genius. The long hair, the wild aspect of Paganini, did much
+to confirm this feeling.
+
+At the concerts of Thalberg there were some preliminary performances,
+and then a gentleman with side whiskers and no mustache,
+unostentatiously dressed, entered upon the platform. His manner was
+grave and tranquil, and he bowed respectfully as he seated himself at
+the instrument. Immediately, without a flourish or grimace, steadily
+and calmly watching the audience, he touched the piano, and it began
+to sing. There was no pounding, no muscular contortion. Nothing but
+his hands seemed to be engaged, and apparently without effort they
+exhausted the whole force of the instrument. It was in every respect
+except its great effectiveness the reverse of De Meyer's playing. The
+effect, indeed, was astonishing. When the player arose, as quietly and
+gravely as he had seated himself, there was a tumult of applause, to
+which he bowed and tranquilly withdrew.
+
+The characteristic of his style is well known. It was a series of
+harmonious combinations of all the resources of the key-board, through
+which the melody was clearly articulated. It was by study and by long
+practice only that he carried this method to its perfection. Thus in
+one of his great fantasias, that from Mozart's "Don Giovanni," the
+sentiment of the whole opera was reproduced. Perhaps you do not admire
+brilliant variations upon a theme selected from the opera, but in this
+performance you are affected by the passionate movement of the entire
+work. It is a wonderful epitome. The same respect which he showed for
+his audience and for himself, and which made him always a
+self-possessed gentleman, he also had for his instrument. De Meyer
+seemed to suppose that the full range and power of the piano could not
+be developed except by grotesque methods. Other players treat it as if
+impatient of its limitations, and resolved to make an orchestra of a
+feeble key-board. But Thalberg instinctively apprehended the character
+of the instrument, and respected its limitations as well as its
+powers, and knew that its utmost resource was attainable by skilled
+motion rather than by brute force. Therefore he played with his hands,
+and not with his knees and his body. But the force of his fingers was
+magical, and the volume of sound that followed was as great as any
+player evoked.
+
+Thalberg was a player only, and not, in the sense of Chopin, a
+composer. What are called his compositions are arrangements and
+adaptations of themes from operas treated to develop them with all the
+richness of the instrument. The originality is in the method of
+instrumentation, and in this he was original, and is really the
+founder of the present piano school. As a player his characteristic
+was the cantabile--the singing quality; and this he had beyond all
+players. The flowing sweetness of his style is indescribable. There
+were many, indeed, who complained of a want of fire, and denied him
+that passion without which no work of art is perfect. But it was
+impossible to hear him play his fantasia from "Don Giovanni," for
+instance, without perceiving all the passion of the original. Mozart
+was not lost under his hands. And the impression of coldness was
+largely due, doubtless, to the tranquillity and propriety of his
+appearance and manner.
+
+The most generally popular of his successors at the piano in this
+country was undoubtedly Gottschalk, who was here quite as early as
+Thalberg, whose fame eclipsed all others. Upon his arrival Gottschalk
+played privately at a small party. He was a foreign-looking youth,
+with a peculiarly dull eye, and taciturn, but he was familiar with
+every kind of music. When he was asked he played Chopin, and with
+great skill. But his chief successes were his West Indian melodies,
+which were full of picturesque suggestion. His execution was rapid,
+brilliant, and forcible, but a great deal of his playing was too
+evidently _tours de force_. It was always interesting to watch his
+audience, when, upon being recalled, he began one of the West Indian
+strains. There was a minor monotonous theme in them which fascinated
+the listeners. They heard the beat of the tambourine, and saw the
+movement of the dance, and with them all the characteristic scenery
+and association of the tropics filled their imaginations. The languid
+grace, the rich indolence, the gay profusion of the lands where the
+banana grows, they felt and saw.
+
+How many admirable players and singers have come among us! And when,
+as now, one drops through the bridge of Mirza, a host of Easy Chairs
+pause for a moment to remember how many there were, and to delight in
+thinking how many more there will be. Once it was the sailor who
+crossed the sea to find El Dorado and Cathay, now it is the artist who
+follows in the fascinating quest. But sailor and artist seeking gold
+in far countries, like the pollen-powdered bee sucking honey in the
+flowers, bring as rare a treasure as they find.
+
+
+
+
+URBS AND RUS.
+
+
+Mr. Tibs, who has an observing eye for many aspects of life, lately
+informed the Easy Chair of his conclusion that there are some serious
+objections to a suburban residence. This is a subject in which so many
+intelligent and judicious readers of these pages are interested, that
+the Easy Chair could not be indifferent to Mr. Tibs's conclusions. The
+population which "sleeps out of town," which goes and comes daily to
+and from the neighborhood of every great city in every part of the
+country, is immense and increasing, and it has always rather an air of
+lofty sympathy and pity for those who still cling to the "sweet
+seclusion of streets." This is the more observable and amusing because
+the denizens of town upon their part assume that their fellow-creatures
+who resort to the country as a residence are mainly impelled by
+motives of economy. For who would live out of town if he could live
+comfortably in it?
+
+"You must find it very annoying to be tied to exact hours of trains
+and boats," says Urbs to Rus, "and it is not the pleasantest thing in
+the world to be obliged to pick your way through the river streets to
+the ferry, or wait at stations. However, you probably calculated the
+waste of time and the trouble before you decided to live in Frogtown."
+
+"Every choice has its inconveniences, undoubtedly," responds Rus, "but
+I concluded that I preferred fresh air for my children to the
+atmosphere of sewers and gas factories, and I have a prejudice for
+breakfasting by sunlight rather than by gas. Then my wife enjoys the
+singing of birds in the morning more than the cry of the milkman, and
+the silence at night secures a sweeter sleep than the rattle of the
+horse-cars. It is true that we have no brick block opposite, and no
+windows of houses behind commanding our own. But to set off such
+deprivations there are pleasant hills and wooded slopes and gardens.
+They are not sidewalks, to be sure, but they satisfy us."
+
+"Yes, yes; I see," says Urbs. "We are more to be pitied than I
+thought. If we must go out in the evening, we don't have the advantage
+of stumbling over hummocks and sinking in the mud or dust in the dark;
+we can only go dry-shod upon clean flagging abundantly lighted. Then
+we have nothing but Thomas's orchestra and the opera and the bright
+little theatre to console us for the loss of the frog and tree-toad
+concert and the tent-circus. Instead of plodding everywhere upon our
+own feet, which is so pleasant after running round upon them all day
+in town, we have nothing but cars and stages at hand to carry us to
+our own doors. I see clearly there are great disadvantages in city
+life. If a friend and his wife drop in suddenly in the evening or to
+dine, it is monstrously inconvenient to have an oyster-shop round the
+corner whence to improvise a supper or a dinner. It would be so much
+better to have nothing but the village grocery a mile or two away. The
+advantages are conspicuous. I wonder the entire population of the city
+doesn't go out to live in Frogtown."
+
+Rus always feels in secret that he is at a disadvantage so long as he
+must go to town every day to attend to his business. He reasons
+plausibly that the train or the boat is no more than the horse-car,
+and he proves conclusively that he can be at his office within half an
+hour of his friend who lives in Fiftieth Street. But his friend
+irritatingly replies that on pleasant mornings he prefers not to take
+the car. He walks down in the bright air and through the busy street.
+With twinkling and triumphant eyes he invites Rus to do the same.
+
+Rus gayly replies that the sun is quite as bright upon green fields as
+upon brick blocks or stone flagging, and the shifting panorama from
+the car window is a lovely picture. Urbs assents, and adds that the
+dust and cinders also give great zest to the enjoyment, and that
+dragging through tunnels is full of delight and beauty.
+
+But the real sorrow that Rus feels has not yet been touched. It is the
+grief which Mr. Tibs has observed and confided to the Easy Chair. It
+haunts his happy hours with sad foreboding. He cannot look from his
+window but he sees it. He cannot celebrate the charms of country and
+suburban life but it seems to mock him. It turns his joy to ashes. He
+looks upon the wife of his bosom with anguish as he thinks of it. He
+gazes ruefully into his children's eyes; pretty innocents, they know
+naught of the impending blow. It is a Shadow, as Thackeray would have
+solemnly said, with Bulwerian impressiveness, which Pursues Him at Mid
+Day. It Awakens Him at Mid Night, and Says to Him, Sleep No More! What
+is it, do you ask? inquires Mr. Tibs, in his most startling manner.
+Brethren, 'tis the fell hand of improvement. That is it. It is that
+which harrows the suburban soul and destroys suburban peace. No man
+who lives in the neighborhood of the city, or in any little
+settlement, community, hamlet, thorp, village, or town which is
+occupied with people doing business in the city, but is exposed in his
+rural retirement, in his suburban home, to the ravages of improvement.
+
+There are suburban neighborhoods of New York which are said to be
+subject to malaria, to fever and ague. It is false, as every denizen
+of Bay Ridge and Flushing knows. There are others which are alleged to
+be a prey to mosquitoes and chills. 'Tis a base fabrication, as every
+Staten Islander and dweller by the Newark marshes is ready to swear.
+It is notorious, and is established upon the very best authority,
+namely, that of the inhabitants of the districts themselves, that no
+shores are so salubrious as those of the bay of New York. Strict
+justice, indeed, demands--and to nothing so much as strict justice and
+truthfulness in these matters are the peaceful people of those shores
+devoted--strict justice and truth demand that it should not be denied
+that single, exceptional, but upon the whole sufficiently well
+attested cases of malarial trouble have been known. But they were
+always brought from abroad, probably from that losel Yankee-land from
+which most of the woe of New York has proceeded. While, therefore, it
+is a wanton calumny--and the corroboration of all suburban
+property-holders is invited to the statement--to assert that any
+portion of the neighborhood of New York, or of any other great city,
+let it be Philadelphia, Chicago, or St. Louis, Boston, Baltimore, or
+Savannah, is subject to malaria, or is otherwise than the true
+sanitarium of the continent, yet it must be owned with sorrow that
+every suburban region is infested with the spirit of improvement.
+
+Edwin and Angelina were married yesterday, and will devote their
+honey-moon to the quest of a place in which to build their permanent
+nest. They find it at last in the most delightful of suburban
+neighborhoods. They build the pretty cottage. They spread out smooth
+green lawns, and plant trees and shrubs, and hide themselves in
+flowers. They have made a sweet sylvan seclusion, in which they sit
+and smile at the eloquence of Urbs, who pities their exile and depicts
+the charm of streets. Streets are charming, respond Edwin and Angelina
+in connubial chorus, but we will have none of them. Fond, foolish
+pair! For even at that moment the desolating spirit of improvement is
+staking out a street across their most emerald lawn and through their
+most sacred grove; their trees and flowers and turf are doomed, and
+their seclusion is to be turned into a dusty highway.
+
+Suburban improvement is the ruthless devastator of home. There is no
+remedy. To oppose the ruin of the place which you have carefully made,
+which has grown around you in increasing beauty with the growth and
+development of your family, which is associated with all that is
+happiest in your life, and which is in some sort the flowering and
+expression of yourself, is to be derided as withstanding the public
+benefit and the advantage of those less fortunate than yourself. The
+instinct of protecting the home that you have made is denounced as
+sentimental selfishness, and the law steps forward, cuts down your
+trees, plows up your lawn, lays a gutter under your window, destroys
+your home, and hands you some dollars for what it calls compensation,
+or demands them for what it styles improvement.
+
+I am of opinion, therefore, says Mr. Tibs, and the Easy Chair commends
+the reflection to those intending matrimony and thinking of a country
+home, that there are some serious objections to a suburban residence.
+
+
+
+
+RIP VAN WINKLE.
+
+
+Going the other evening to see "Rip Van Winkle," the old question of
+its moral naturally came up, and Portia warmly asserted that it was
+shameful to bring young children to see a play in which the exquisite
+skill of Jefferson threw a glamour upon the sorriest vice.
+
+"See," she said, "the earnest, tearful interest with which these boys
+and girls near us hang upon the story. The charm to them of the scene
+and of the acting is indescribable. Do you suppose they can escape the
+effect? All their sympathy is kindled for the good-natured and
+good-for-nothing reprobate, and when Gretchen turns him out into the
+night and the storm, they cannot help feeling that it is she, not he,
+who has ruined the home, and that the drunken vagabond, who has just
+made his endearments the cover of deception, is really the victim of a
+virago. And when he returns, old and decrepit, and, we might hope,
+purged of that fatal appetite which has worked all the woe, it is his
+old victim, the woman whose youth his evil habits ruined, and who, in
+consequence of those habits was driven into the power of the
+tormentor, Derrick von Beekman, who hands him 'the cup that shall be
+death in tasting,' as if it were she, and not he, who had been
+properly chastened and converted from the fatal error of supposing
+that drunkenness is not a good thing.
+
+"No, no," said Portia, indignantly and eloquently, raising her voice
+to that degree that the Easy Chair feared to hear the appalling "'sh!
+'sh!" of the disturbed neighbors; "it is a grossly immoral spectacle,
+and the subtler and more fascinating the genius of Mr. Jefferson in
+the representation, the more deadly is the effect."
+
+The drop had just fallen, and the scene on the mountains was about to
+open. The house had been darkened, and as the clear, quiet, unforced
+tone of Rip, yielding, not remonstrating, to the doom that we all knew
+and he did not, fell upon the hushed audience, the eyes of men and
+women were full of tears; while the orchestra murmured, _mezzo voce_,
+during the storm within and without the house, the tenderly pathetic
+melody of the "Lorelei:"
+
+ "I know not what it presages,
+ This heart with sadness fraught;
+ 'Tis a tale of the olden ages
+ That will not from my thought."
+
+It was not easy to find in the emotion of that moment a response to
+Portia's accusation of gross immorality. There was but a poetic figure
+in the mind--the sweet-natured, weak-willed, simple-hearted vagabond
+of the village and the mountain--touching the heart with pity, and, in
+the drunken scene, with sorrow. This figure excludes all the rest. Its
+symmetry and charm are the triumph of the play as acted. Now the
+immorality can not lie in the kindly feeling for the tippling
+vagabond, for that is natural and universal. Indeed, the same kind of
+weakness that leads to a habit of tippling belongs often to the most
+charming and attractive natures, and the representation of the fact
+upon the stage is not in itself immoral. The immorality must be found,
+if anywhere, as Portia insisted, in the charm with which vice is
+invested.
+
+But is it so invested in this play? It used to be urged against
+Bulwer's early novels that they made scoundrels fascinating, and that
+boys after reading them would prefer rascals to honest men. If that
+had been the fact, the novels would have been justly open to that
+censure. But, tried by this standard, Rip Van Winkle, as Mr. Jefferson
+plays it, is far from an immoral play. The picture as he paints it is
+moral in the same sense that nature is moral. No man, shiftless, idle,
+and drunken, afraid to go home, ashamed before his children, without
+self-respect or the regard of others, however gentle and sweet, and
+however much a favorite with the boys and girls and animals he may be,
+is a man whose courses those boys will wish to imitate or who will
+make vice more tasteful to them. The pathos of the second part of the
+play, in which the change of age mingled with mystery is marvellously
+portrayed, is largely due to the consciousness that this melancholy
+end is all due to that woful beginning. The expulsion of Derrick and
+his nephew is nothing, the happiness of Meenie and her lover is
+nothing, the release of Gretchen is nothing, there is only a wasted
+old man, without companions, the long prime of whose life has been
+lost in unconsciousness, and who, suddenly awaking, looks at us
+pitifully from the edge of the grave.
+
+By the most prosaic standards this should not seem to adorn vice with
+attraction. It is true that the spectator is more interested in Rip
+than in his wife, and that she is made a virago. But it is not his
+drunkenness that charms, and her virtue is at least severe. Indeed, if
+this performance is to be tried by this standard, the play must be
+regarded as a temperance mission. For temperance is to be inculcated
+upon the youthful spectators who sit near us not so much by stories
+and pictures of the furious brute who drives wife and children from a
+home made desolate by him, and who fly from him as from a demon, as by
+this simple, faithful showing of the kind-hearted loiterer who makes
+wretched a wife who yet loves him, and who denounces himself to the
+child that he loves. This is the fair view of it as a picture of
+ordinary human life.
+
+But, as we look, the low wail of the sad music is in our ears, the
+scene changes to a weird world of faery, the story merges in a dream,
+and Rip Van Winkle smiles at us from a realm beyond the diocese of
+conscience. If conscience, indeed, will obtrude, conscience shall be
+satisfied. It is a sermon if you will, but if you will, also, it is a
+poem.
+
+
+
+
+A CHINESE CRITIC.
+
+
+The Easy Chair was agreeably surprised the other day by a call from a
+yellowish-visaged gentleman in a queue, who announced himself as of
+the family of Lien Chi Altangi, a name which the reader will recall as
+that of the Chinese philosopher and citizen of the world whose letters
+of observation in England were edited by Dr. Goldsmith. After the
+natural courtesies of such a meeting, and the Easy Chair's compliments
+upon the shrewdness and charm of his distinguished ancestor's
+observations, the Chinese gentleman fell into easy conversation, and
+was congratulated upon his singular familiarity with our language. He
+remarked that it was always an advantage to a traveller to know the
+language of the country, and he had no doubt that so travelling a
+people as the American were of the same opinion. "And as you travel
+over the world more generally than any other people," he said, "I
+presume that you are generally familiar with many languages." The Easy
+Chair bowed, and cleared its throat, and smiled, and said, "Oh
+yes--probably--undoubtedly."
+
+"Yours is a very great country," the visitor politely returned, "and
+this city is indeed magnificent. It promises one day to rival Pekin,
+at least in extent and population. The pleasure of seeing your great
+men--the great men of so great a city, I mean--must be very unusual,
+and I should be infinitely your debtor if you would accompany me to
+your temple of civic greatness--your City Hall, as I understand you
+call it. Your popular institutions, as we are told in China, are
+intended to secure worthy governors of the people by the votes of the
+people themselves. It is exceedingly interesting, and I am very
+anxious to study the working of your institutions in your chief city."
+
+The Easy Chair bowed and cleared its throat again, and answered that
+the study of the city was certainly very interesting, but without
+proffering to escort the travelling philosopher to the City Hall, it
+contented itself with remarking that ours is a very great country, and
+that its institutions are unequalled in the world.
+
+"I have met no American who is not of that opinion," courteously
+returned the Chinese gentleman, "and I was pleased to see upon a visit
+to your Washington and Fulton markets a noble illustration of the
+generous and becoming manner in which such important parts of your
+municipal institutions are managed."
+
+The Easy Chair answered that it was not that kind of institution which
+it had intended by its remark.
+
+"Possibly you allude to another great institution which I have
+visited," returned the traveller, with exquisite courtesy. "You justly
+pride yourself upon your advances in sanitary science, and I am a
+devout pilgrim seeking enlightenment. Judge, then, with what pleasure
+I saw your chief temple of the customs. What convenience and economy
+of arrangement! How singularly fitted for its purpose! You are indeed
+a great people. I passed into the main circular hall, and what purity
+of atmosphere, what admirable ventilation, what refreshing coolness
+and sweetness; it is, indeed, a sanitarium; nor can I wonder that you
+are proud of your progress and achievements in this science. But when
+I learned that the officers engaged in the public service in this
+temple, in the business of various accounts, and in determining the
+value of the products of the whole world, were appointed to the duty
+because of their zeal in providing candidates for offices and
+procuring votes for them, I was lost in admiration of institutions
+under which zealous shouting and running are evidence of skill to
+embroider muslin and to calculate interest. Truly you are a great
+people, and your institutions overflow with wisdom."
+
+The Easy Chair bowed and smiled, but the precise terms of an
+appropriate reply did not suggest themselves, until, remembering what
+was due to its native land, it began: "There can, however, illustrious
+son of Lien Chi Altangi, be no doubt that we are a very great and
+superior people, and that we have a very just pity and contempt for
+all the unhappy victims of the effete despotisms and hoary empires of
+the older world--not that we believe the other continents to be
+actually older, for our own favored continent doubtless emerged first
+from chaos, but it is an expression which, with the generosity of our
+institutions, we are willing to tolerate."
+
+"I cannot deny your greatness," politely said the yellowish-visaged
+gentleman, "and far be it from me to question your superiority. It was
+but yesterday evening that I attended a social assembly which was
+described to me as a full-undress party, and as I entered and beheld
+many of the other sex, I was struck by the accuracy of the
+description. As I promenaded through the brilliant throng with one of
+the loveliest of your young persons of that sex, she said to me, with
+a bewitching smile, 'Dear Mr. Altangi, is it true that Chinese women
+squeeze their feet for beauty? How very funny!'
+
+"She panted as she spoke, and I saw that her body was evidently
+incased in some kind of rigid and unyielding garment, and that her
+waist was surely not the waist of nature. I gazed as intently as
+decorum would permit--for I am but a student of cities and of men--and
+I was sure that my lovely companion's body was more cruelly compressed
+than the feet of my adorable countrywomen, and her panting breath was
+but evidence of the justice of my observation. I asked her with
+sympathy if I could not call some companion to relieve her, or, if the
+case were urgent, whether I could not myself offer succor. But she
+gazed at me as if I spoke a strange language, and smilingly asked my
+meaning.
+
+"'Dear miss,' I said, 'are you not in great suffering?' 'Not at all,'
+she replied, and I paid homage to her heroism. 'I know not, dear miss,
+whether to admire more the greatness of your heroism or the generosity
+of your sympathy. While you are in torment yourself, your tender
+interest goes forth to my countrywomen in what you believe to be
+torture. Be comforted, dear miss; the anguish of a squeezed foot is
+not comparable to that of a waist so cruelly confined as yours, and
+the consequences, also, are not to be compared.' If human bodies in
+your great and happy country are made like ours in China, certainly,
+Mr. Easy Chair, I must acknowledge that in heroic endurance of the
+cruelty of fashion your country is indeed pre-eminent."
+
+There seemed to be such a singular misapprehension upon the part of
+the courteous visitor that the Easy Chair was beginning again to
+explain--"Yes, but the indisputable superiority of our glorious
+country"--when the son of Altangi interrupted, with suavity:
+"Certainly. I was about to add that while my fair companion insisted
+that I should confess the pinching of the feet to be a heinous folly,
+if not, as she was plainly disposed to believe, a crime, my eye was
+arrested by another lightly and lowly draped figure of the same sex
+advancing towards us with an uncertain, hobbling step so like the gait
+of the lovely Chinese maidens of almond eyes that again I watched
+intently, and I saw that not only was this sylph drawn out of all
+natural form at the waist, but that she was attempting to walk in
+little shoes supported upon high pivots called heels under the centre
+of the feet. It was an ingenious combination of torture and
+helplessness, to which no social circle in my native land offers a
+parallel. It is a wonderful achievement, due, I have no doubt, Mr.
+Easy Chair, to the manifest superiority of your great country, and
+plainly a striking illustration of it. Yet it is interesting and
+touching that the maidens of your politer circles, gasping in pinched
+waists, and balancing and tottering on pivots under their shoes,
+should inquire with so amused an air about the squeezed feet of
+Chinese ladies. I pay you my compliments, Mr. Easy Chair, upon your
+extraordinary country." The urbanity of the visitor was perfect. The
+Easy Chair looked at his eyes to see if they twinkled, but they had
+only a bland regard; and as it was beginning again--"Nevertheless,
+sir, you will admit that the superiority of our institutions"--there
+seemed to be so positive an approach to twinkling in the Chinese eyes
+that the Easy Chair paused, smiled, and then said: "Worthy son of Lien
+Chi Altangi, thy words enlighten the mind, even as those of thy
+ancestor illuminated the minds of our fathers over the sea. By their
+light I read the meaning of the saying that in my youth I heard in the
+valleys of the Tyrol, 'Beyond the mountains there are men also.'"
+
+
+
+
+HOLIDAY SAUNTERING.
+
+
+The richness and profusion and variety of the Christmas shops in a
+great city, the sack of the treasures of the whole earth, which
+furnish such splendid spoil, recall a remark of Buckle. He says that
+the history of the world shows enormous progress in all kinds of
+knowledge, in institutions, in commerce and manufactures, and in every
+pursuit of human activity, but not in knowledge of moral principle.
+The most ancient wisdom in morals is also the most modern. Time and
+the progress of civilization have added nothing to the demands of the
+conscience or to moral perception. The golden rule is an axiom of the
+most ancient wisdom.
+
+These are bewildering speculations as we stroll along Fourteenth
+Street and loiter in Twenty-third Street, which, at the holiday
+season, have especially the aspect of a fair or a fascinating bazaar.
+The whole world is tributary to Santa Claus.
+
+ "Nothing we see but means our good,
+ As our delight or as our treasure;
+ The whole is either our cupboard of food
+ Or cabinet of pleasure."
+
+Invention and science have put a girdle about the globe fitly to
+decorate Christmas. Diedrich Knickerbocker, in his cocked hat and
+flowered coat, had heard of Japan, perhaps, as a romance of Prester
+John. But it would have been a wilder romance for him to imagine his
+grandchildren dealing at the feast of St. Nicholas with Japanese
+merchants in Japanese shops upon the soil of his own Manhattan and on
+the very road to Tappan Zee. Hendrik Hudson might have been reasonably
+expected to run down from the Catskills with a picked crew to vend
+Hollands for the great feast. But Cipango--!
+
+Yes; we have subdued distance, we are plucking out even the heart of
+Africa. As the streets of Bokhara when the fairs were held were piled
+with the stuffs of many a province and thronged by merchants of every
+hue, so the streets of New York at Christmas show that we have taken
+the whole earth to drop into our Christmas stocking. The festival
+might be fitly celebrated by coming to the city merely to walk the
+streets and
+
+ "view the manners of the town,
+ Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings."
+
+Happily the eye can appropriate all the treasures that it would be
+theft for the hand to touch.
+
+Corydon, sauntering with Amaryllis, and staring with her at the
+wonderful windows, may be a prince by proxy. "Those pearls," he
+whispers, "the diver plunged into Oman's dark waters to find for you.
+They are so far on their way, adored Amaryllis. They have reached your
+eyes, if not yet your ears. Let me but be rich--and I expect at least
+five dollars for my first fee--let the world but discover that in me
+the Law, whose seat is the bosom of God, has a new Mansfield, another
+Marshall, and yonder pearls shall circle the virgin neck for which
+they were predestined. Or do you prefer the diamonds behind the next
+pane? Or shall Santa Claus sweetly capture both for you, one for state
+dress and splendor, one for days less rigorous, not of purple velvets
+and flowered brocades, but summer draperies of soft lace?"
+
+So the Marchioness and the gay Swiveller, with their happy gift of
+transforming a shred of lemon-peel and copious libations of pure water
+into nectar, might have walked the Christmas streets of New York as
+those of Ormus and of Ind. Lafayette, with the gold snuff-box in which
+the freedom of the city was presented to him, could not have been
+freer of it. The happy loiterers could see all the beautiful things,
+and what could they do more if they should buy them all? Like the kind
+people at Newport in the summer, who spare no vast expense to build
+noble houses and lay out exquisite grounds and drive in sumptuous
+carriages and wear clothes so fine and take pains so costly and
+elaborate to please the idle loiterer of a day, who gazes from the
+street-car or the omnibus or the sidewalk, so the good holiday
+merchants present the enchanting spectacle of their treasures freely
+to every penniless saunterer, but for the same enjoyment they demand
+of the rich an enormous price. The poor rich must bear also all the
+responsibility of possession and care, and cannot be secured against
+theft or loss.
+
+The splendid streets beguile us from our question. In the brilliant
+bazaars we are recalling the New York of silence and solitary woods
+and roving Indians--the New York that the Dutch settlers bought from
+the Indians for twenty-four dollars, and which is now the city that we
+behold, the metropolis of the State of which Mr. Draper, its
+Superintendent of Public Instruction, asks, "Who shall say that these
+six millions of people are not better housed, better fed, better
+clothed, more generally educated, more active in affairs, better
+equipped for self-government than any other entire people numbering
+six millions, unless it be other citizens of our own country,
+surrounded by the same circumstances and conditions?" Not the Easy
+Chair, certainly. On the contrary, it says Amen.
+
+But is Buckle right? Are the six millions as much better morally than
+the first six millions of their white ancestors upon the continent, as
+they are better clothed, better educated, and better housed? Are they
+only materially better? Have they better poets, better artists, than
+the Greeks, than Dante, than Shakespeare, than Raphael and Michael
+Angelo? Have they wiser men than Plato, Aristotle, Bacon? Have they
+higher standards of conduct than those of Confucius and the Hindoos? A
+hundred years ago the pilgrim was sometimes a week travelling to
+Albany with great discomfort. To-day we travel thither in three hours
+with incredible ease and luxury. Do we find more public virtue when we
+get there? Comfort, knowledge, opportunity, resources, are multiplied
+a thousandfold. Schools, libraries, museums, societies, appliances,
+have sprung in a night, like Jack's bean-stalk, to a towering height.
+Have they brought us nearer heaven? Are we more truthful, more
+upright, manlier men? In a world where mechanical invention and
+victories over time and space were of no importance, but where moral
+qualities alone availed, should we men of the end of the nineteenth
+century stand any better chance than those of the beginning of the
+ninth?
+
+That is the queer question which Santa Claus insists upon dropping
+into the stockings that hang by this Christmas hearth. He calls it a
+Christmas nut to crack. The old fellow chuckles as he thinks of it
+while he rides through the frosty starlight. "My children," he laughs,
+"what is the difference between six dozen dozen and half a dozen
+dozen?" While he asks and chuckles, the old fellow is himself an
+answer. He did not invent gifts. But he symbolizes universal giving.
+The moral law may be as old as man, but the demand and disposition for
+the general application of that law to actual life increase with every
+century. The moral law was the same when Howard revealed the horrors
+of prisons that it is now when modern philanthropy has purged and
+purified them. "The sense of duty," said Webster, in his greatest
+criminal argument, "pursues us ever." But it pursues us more
+effectively with the return of every Christmas.
+
+If there be no larger knowledge of the moral law there is a more
+universal sense of moral obligation. Those pearls of Oman which
+Corydon designs for Amaryllis would not have adorned so noble a woman
+had they circled the neck of the Paphian Venus or Helen of Troy.
+
+
+
+
+WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD. 1881.
+
+
+The great Commencement event of the Summer was Wendell Phillips's
+oration at the centennial anniversary of the venerable Phi Beta Kappa
+at Cambridge. It was also the semi-centenary of the orator's
+graduation at Harvard, and there was great anticipation, not only
+because Mr. Phillips is now in many ways the first orator of his time,
+but because his _alma mater_ has not sympathized with his career. On
+the day before, which was Commencement-day, there was general wonder
+among the Harvard men of all years whether the orator would regard the
+amenities of the occasion, and pour out his music and his wit upon
+some purely literary theme, or seize his venerable mother by the hair,
+and gracefully twist it out with a smile.
+
+"I hope," uneasily said a distinguished alumnus of Harvard to the Easy
+Chair, "I hope he will not forget that he is a gentleman."
+
+"He has never yet forgotten it," replied the Easy Chair.
+
+The morning was beautiful--a sweet, fresh, brilliant June morning--and
+there was a great assembly in the grounds of the university. The usual
+Phi Beta Kappa attendance is not large. The celebration occurs on the
+last day of prolonged college festivities, and the number of members
+of the society is limited; nor, in fact, has it a real existence
+except on the day of its oration and poem and dinner. This year,
+however, the centenary of Harvard, from which all the other chapters,
+except the parent chapter at William and Mary, have proceeded, had
+drawn delegations from seventeen other colleges. The pink and blue
+ribbon, which has replaced the square gold watch-key of other days,
+fluttered at every button-hole, and with pealing music leading the
+way, the long, long procession--a Phi Beta Kappa procession such as
+perhaps Harvard never saw before--wound under the imposing buildings
+towards the beautiful college hall, the Sanders Theatre.
+
+A great college day is always a feast of memory. As the music swelled
+and the procession moved, the air was full of visions of forms long
+vanished, of voices forever silent. To the Phi Beta Kappa memory in
+Cambridge, however, three of the society's famous days returned.
+First, that 26th of August, 1824, when Edward Everett delivered the
+oration, which closed with the apostrophe to Lafayette, sitting upon
+the platform in the old meetinghouse, which stood, we believe, where
+Gore Hall now stands. It is the college tradition that the audience
+rose in enthusiasm with the last words of the orator: "Welcome, thrice
+welcome, to our shores, and whithersoever throughout the limits of the
+continent your course shall take you, the ear that hears you shall
+bless you, the eye that sees you shall bear witness to you, and every
+tongue exclaim with heart-felt joy, Welcome, welcome, Lafayette!" and
+that Lafayette himself, not clearly apprehending the drift of the
+peroration, and swept on by sympathy, eagerly applauded with the
+excited throng. Second, that 31st of August, 1837, when Ralph Waldo
+Emerson read the remarkable discourse to whose calm, wise, and
+thrilling words the hearts of men who were young then still vibrate,
+and to which their lives have responded; and third, the day in 1836
+when Oliver Wendell Holmes read his poem, "A Metrical Essay," which is
+the traditional Phi Beta Kappa poem, as Everett's and Emerson's are
+the traditional orations. Richard H. Dana, Jr., calls Everett's
+discourse the first of a kind of which since then there have been
+brilliant illustrations, the rhetorical, literary, historical, and
+political essay blended in one, and made captivating by every charm of
+oratory.
+
+But the procession has reached the theatre, in which already there are
+ladies seated, and in a few moments the building is filled with an
+audience to which any orator would be proud to speak. There is music
+as the audience rustles and murmurs into its place with eager
+expectation. Then there is a prayer. Then Mr. Choate, the president of
+the day, with his customary felicity and sparkling banter, speaks of
+the origin of the ancient and mysterious brotherhood. "And now," he
+says, in ending, "I introduce to you him who, whenever and wherever he
+speaks, is the orator of the day." Mr. Phillips rises, and buttons his
+frock-coat across his white waistcoat as he moves to the front of the
+platform. Seen from the theatre, his hair is gray, and his face looks
+older, but there is the same patrician air; and with the familiar
+tranquillity and colloquial ease he begins to speak.
+
+He spoke perhaps for two hours, perhaps for half an hour. But there
+was no sense of the lapse of time. His voice was somewhat less strong,
+but it had all the old force and the old music. He was in constant
+action, but never vehement, never declamatory in tone, walking often
+to and fro, every gesture expressive, art perfectly concealing art. It
+was all melody and grace and magic, all wit and paradox and power. The
+apt quotation, the fine metaphor, the careful accumulation of
+intensive epithet to point an audacious and startling assertion, the
+pathos, the humor. But why try to describe beauty? It was consummate
+art, and as noble a display of high oratory as any hearer or spectator
+had known.
+
+It is usually thought that there must be a great occasion for great
+oratory. Burke and Chatham upon the floor of Parliament plead for
+America against coercion; Adams and Otis and Patrick Henry in vast
+popular assemblies fire the colonial heart to resist aggression;
+Webster lays the corner-stone on Bunker Hill, or in the Senate unmasks
+secession in the guise of political abstraction; Everett must have the
+living Lafayette by his side. But here is an orator without an
+antagonist, with no measure to urge or oppose, whose simple theme upon
+a literary occasion is the public duty of the scholar. Yet he touches
+and stirs and inspires every listener; and as he quietly ends his
+discourse with a stanza of Lowell's that he has quoted a hundred times
+before, every hearer feels that it is a historic day, and that what he
+has seen and heard will be one of the traditions of Harvard and of Phi
+Beta Kappa.
+
+It does not follow, because the audience was charmed, and overflowed
+with expressions of delight, that it therefore agreed. When an orator
+calls the French Revolution "the greatest, the most un-mixed, the most
+unstained and wholly perfect blessing Europe has had in modern times,
+unless, perhaps, we may possibly except the Reformation," there will
+be those who differ--who will grant the beneficent results of
+revolutions, as of wild storms of nature, but who will hesitate to
+call a movement of which the September days, the noyades, and the
+bloody fury of a brutal mob were incidents, the most unmixed and the
+most unstained of blessings. No American would lament the agitation
+for emancipation, to which the life of the orator has been devoted. It
+was a great blessing to the country and to humanity; but from the
+blood of Lovejoy to that of the last victim of the war on either side,
+it was not an unstained and unmixed blessing. There is, indeed, a
+sense in which "to gar kings know" that they have a joint in their
+necks may in itself be called an unstained political gain. But since
+historically the lesson is taught only by the cruel suffering of the
+innocent and the guilty together, it is, in fact, indelibly stained.
+"Ah!" said the most benignant of men, "it was a delightful discourse,
+but preposterous from beginning to end."
+
+Yet its central idea, that it is the duty of educated men actively to
+lead the progress of their time, is incontestable. The orator, indeed,
+virtually arraigned his _alma mater_ for moral hesitation and
+timidity. But a university lives in its children, and is judged by
+them; and surely the history of civil and religious liberty in this
+country from Samuel Adams, James Otis, and Joseph Warren down to
+Channing and Parker, to Charles Sumner and Wendell Phillips, and the
+brave boys of whom Memorial Hall is the monument, all of whom were
+sons of Harvard, does not show that the old university has not
+contributed her share of leadership.
+
+Such answers, striking and trenchant and admirable, were perhaps made
+at the delightful dinner which followed the oration. Perhaps President
+Eliot promptly took up and threw back with eloquent energy the gage
+which had been thrown in the very face of the venerable mother by one
+of her eminent children, so illustrating that ample resource and
+sagacious firmness which have made his administration most efficient
+and memorable. Perhaps Dr. Holmes, whose felicitous genius overflowing
+in wit and music has long put the sparkling bead upon the Phi Beta
+Kappa goblet, recited the lines whose response was the gay laughter
+that rang through a pelting shower of rain far over the college
+grounds. Perhaps as "Auld Lang Syne" was sung with locked hands at the
+end of the dinner, if "Auld Lang Syne" is ever sung at Phi Beta Kappa
+dinners, there was a general feeling that the day had been a
+red-letter day for the university, and a white day in the recollection
+of all who had heard one of the most charming discourses that were
+ever delivered in the country, and had beheld a display of oratorical
+art which in this time, at least, cannot be surpassed.
+
+But of all this nothing can ever be known, because the feasts of Phi
+Beta Kappa are sealed with secrecy.
+
+
+
+
+EASTER BONNETS.
+
+
+It is not a great many years ago that, among Protestants in this
+country, Easter was mainly the festival of one denomination, and even
+within that denomination it was celebrated with comparatively little
+pomp. But now it is universal, especially in the larger towns and
+cities, and many churches decorate themselves with flowers, and
+observe with annually accumulating splendor the great feast of the
+immortal hope. The churches are filled with people. The music is
+elaborate, and it is elaborately advertised during the preceding week,
+and, by one of those odd coincidences which associate the most diverse
+things, it is on Easter-Day that the new spring bonnets of the ladies
+appear, and there is a delightful mingling of most diverse interests.
+
+"I have observed," said an elderly gentleman, as he watched from the
+window of his club the pretty procession of new clothes winding
+churchward on Easter morning, "that some ladies of high fashion dress
+more and more elaborately as they advance in years, and as the sweet
+light of youth fades from their eyes it is replaced by a greater blaze
+of diamonds upon their persons."
+
+It was the venerable Ambassador from Sennaar who spoke, and who was
+smiling pleasantly upon the cheerful scene.
+
+"For myself," he continued, "I can recall nothing more enchanting in
+human form than the granddaughter of my old friend whom I went to see
+some years ago in Newport, and who bounded in at the open window from
+the garden on a perfect June morning--herself incarnate June--clad in
+a white muslin dress, her hair simply knotted behind, holding a rose
+in her hand, and with the loveliest rose in her cheeks. That young
+woman, a girl not yet twenty, now has girls of her own more than
+twenty. I wonder if she wears a very elaborate bonnet this Easter
+morning, and whether her dress is a mass of pleats and puffs and
+marvellous trimmings, which, when profusely extravagant upon the form
+of an elder woman, always remind me of signals of distress hung out
+upon a craft that is drifting far away from the enchanted isles of
+youth. Is it the instinctive effort to prolong the brilliancy of youth
+that induces the advancing woman to decorate herself so brightly? Is
+it the involuntary hope that she will really seem to be buoyant and
+gay of heart if only her dress be gay? As they go trooping by I mark
+that richly caparisoned dowager, and I recall the days when I was
+merely an attache of the embassy, and when in the modest parlor in
+Bond Street she sang:
+
+ "'I wadna walk in silk attire,
+ Nor siller hae to spare,
+ Gin I must from my true love part,
+ Nor think on Donald mair."
+
+The old gentleman from Sennaar is always permitted to have his own
+way, and he prattles on without interruption. If you don't care to
+listen, it is always easy to withdraw, and to look out at another
+window, and to make your own comments instead of heeding his.
+
+"But that was not exactly what I had in mind as I watched this pretty
+Easter procession," resumed the venerable Ambassador; "but the truth
+is that when I see a crowd of brightly dressed women, my mind
+scatters, as it were, and I am very apt not to hit my mark."
+
+The old gentleman smiled again. "All the fine spring bonnets of
+Easter-Sunday do not prove the youth of every face under them, and I
+wonder whether this splendid celebration of Easter means that you are
+a more religious people than in the plainer Easter days that I
+remember. Is the sincerity of religious feeling always in proportion
+to the magnificence of the ritual? If it be, you have become a deeply
+religious people, especially in your great city. We used to think at
+the legation in Rome that the people of that city were in danger of
+mistaking a punctual observance of religious ceremonies for religion.
+But you are so intelligent that you are, of course, in no such danger.
+I accept these beautiful flowers and this pretty procession of new
+bonnets as the proof of your religious progress."
+
+The Ambassador paused reflectively a moment, and then continued: "You
+send a great many missionaries to India and elsewhere. Is it because
+you have no work for them at home? In my country, my benighted and
+heathen Sennaar, we have a proverb that an ounce of practice is worth
+a pound of profession. In Rome, I say, we used to fear lest the
+people, with crossings and dippings and genuflections and repetitions
+of a long series of invocations and confessions and penance and many
+ceremonies, might come to confound these things with religion. But I
+suppose that this blossoming Easter, this solemn abstention from 'the
+German' in Lent, and this interest in draperies and postures, mean
+that you devote the same energy and time and care to studying how to
+help the helpless, how to console the suffering, how to teach poverty
+to hope and labor for its own relief. It means that the richly attired
+Christians who are walking in the most fashionable spring bonnets to
+church on Easter-Sunday have learned who is their neighbor, and what
+their duty is towards him, and are diligently doing it."
+
+The Ambassador removed his eyeglasses, and turned to smile blandly
+upon the group of club-men near him.
+
+"This reflection," he continued, "makes me very happy, and fills me
+with reverence for a Christian people. For if you built superb
+churches in one street, and tolerated heathen squalor of soul and body
+in the next street, you would crucify Christianity. No, no: these
+sweet flowers of Easter are not symbols of your words, but of your
+work; not of your professions, but of your practice."
+
+The old gentleman resumed his glasses, and looked silently at the
+thronged street. How comfortable to believe with our venerable friend,
+and to perceive that the great increase in the beauty of the Easter
+commemoration is the fitting symbol of the corresponding increase in
+our religious faith and practice!
+
+
+
+
+JENNY LIND.
+
+
+It is many years ago that the Easy Chair, making the grand tour, was
+in Dresden, and saw in the newspaper that Jenny Lind, then in the
+first fulness of her fame, would sing for four nights in Berlin. It
+was in the autumn, and loitering along the Elbe and through the Saxon
+Switzerland was a very fascinating prospect. But the chance of hearing
+the Swedish Nightingale was more alluring than the Bastei and the
+lovely view from Konigstein, and at once the order of travel was
+interrupted, and the Easy Chair arrived eagerly in Berlin.
+
+The Berlin of those days was still a city in which the student could
+live economically, and hear the lectures of great teachers upon the
+most reasonable terms. But the sole interest of the moment was the
+Northern singer, and upon reaching the hotel and making prompt
+inquiry, the Easy Chair learned that chairs for the Lind
+representations could be secured only at prices which were wholly
+unprecedented in the staid Hohenzollern capital. The exigency of the
+case, however, compelled the payment, and the Easy Chair devoted
+eighteen thaler, or nearly as many American dollars, to obtaining a
+seat to hear Jenny Lind for the first time. Never for such a sum was
+bought so rich a treasure of delightful and unfading recollections,
+always cheering and inspiring--an unwasting music which has murmured
+and echoed through a life.
+
+The scene was the Royal Opera-house. The audience was the finest
+society of the court; and even then the musical taste of Berlin, as if
+forecasting Wagner, used to sneer loftily at that of Vienna, where
+Flotow was about to produce "Martha," as a taste for _tanzmusik_. The
+opera was the "Sonnambula," and after the pretty opening choruses and
+dances, Amina came tripping to the front through the clustering
+villagers.
+
+She was an ideal peasant maiden, blooming and blithe and fair, of an
+indefinable simplicity and purity; the genuine peasant of the poetic
+world, not a fine lady of Marie Antoinette's Petit Trianon playing at
+rustic artlessness. The voice and the singing were but the natural
+expression of that charming maidenhood. The full volume, the touching
+sweetness of tone, the exquisite warble, the amazing skill and the
+marvellous execution, with the perfect ease and repose of consummate
+art, and the essential womanliness of the whole impression, were
+indisputable and supreme. To a person sensitive to music and of a
+certain ardor of temperament there could be no higher pleasure of the
+kind. Every such person who heard Jenny Lind in her prime, from 1847
+to 1852, whether in opera or concert, can recall no greater delight
+and satisfaction.
+
+Other famous singers charmed that happy time. But Jenny Lind,
+rivalling their art, went beyond them all in touching the heart with
+her personality. Certainly no public singer was ever more invested
+with a halo of domestic purity. When she stood with her hands quietly
+crossed before her and tranquilly sang "I know that my Redeemer
+liveth," the lofty fervor of the tone, the rapt exaltation of the
+woman, with the splendor of the vocalization, made the hearing an
+event, and left a memory as of a sublime religious function. This
+explains Jenny Lind's peculiar hold upon the mass of her audiences in
+this country, who were honest, sober, industrious, moral American men
+and women, to most of whom the opera was virtually an unknown, if not
+a forbidden, delight. Malibran had sung here in the freshness of her
+voice and charm; Caradori-Allan, Cinti-Damoreau, Alboni, Parepa, and
+other delightful singers followed her. Grisi came, too, but in her
+decline. Still others have ruled their hour. But in the general memory
+of the country Jenny Lind remains unequalled. There was the
+unquestionable quality in her song which made Mendelssohn say that
+such a musical genius appears but once in a century.
+
+It was a pleasant little New York to which she came, but it thought
+itself a very important city. Fanny Ellsler had bewitched the town a
+few years before; and some graybeards and baldheads, now tottering in
+the sun upon Broadway, but then the golden youth of Manhattan, took
+the horses from the Bayadere's carriage and drew her in triumph to her
+hotel. Ole Bull, also, had come conquering out of the North like a
+young Viking, charming and subduing, and Vieuxtemps came also,
+disputing the palm. The town took sides. The virtuosi applauded
+Vieuxtemps as a true artist, and shrugged at Ole Bull as an eccentric
+player. If you whispered "Paganini?" they silently shrugged the more.
+Still the young Viking fascinated young and old. He played like the
+Pied Piper, and the entranced country danced after. But when Jenny
+Lind came, the welcome to the singer as yet unheard was more
+prodigious than that offered to any other European visitor except
+Dickens. It was managed, of course, by Barnum. It was advertising. But
+that was only until she sang. After that first evening at Castle
+Garden the delight advertised itself.
+
+In this day, Wagner _consule_, of the eclipse of Italian opera, the
+programme of a Lind concert will perhaps win a glance of curiosity
+even from the lovers of "Tristan und Isolde," who follow with
+reverence in the parquette the mighty score of the trilogy upon the
+stage. Here, for instance, is the programme of a charitable concert of
+Jenny Lind's in Boston on Thursday evening, the both of October, 1850,
+just a month after her first concert in the country at Castle Garden
+in New York on the 11th of September. The programme is a pamphlet
+opening with four marvellous wood-cut likenesses of Jenny Lind, Jules
+Benedict, her conductor; Signor Belletti, the barytone, and Mr.
+Barnum. The words or each song in the original and in translation are
+printed upon separate pages, and the whole concludes with sketches of
+the lives of Jenny Lind, Signer Benedict, Signor Belletti--and Mr.
+Barnum. The selection of music comprises Beethoven's overture to
+"Egmont;" an air from the "Elijah," first time in America, sung by
+Jenny Lind; "Non piu andrai," from Mozart's "Nozze di Figaro," by
+Signor Belletti; piano solo, Mendelssohn's "Songs without Words," by
+Signor Benedict; and, for the first time in America also, "Und ob die
+Wolke," from "Der Freischutz," by Jenny Lind. This was the first part.
+The second part began with Reissiger's overture, "Die Felsenmuhle;"
+Signor Belletti then sang the "Piff Paff," from Meyerbeer's
+"Huguenots;" Jenny Lind followed with the "Come per me sereno," from
+the "Sonnambula," for the first time in America; then Belletti with
+the "Miei rampolli," from Rossini's "Cenerentola;" and the concert
+ended with the "Dalecarlian Melody" and the "Mountaineer's Song," both
+for the first time, by Jenny Lind.
+
+It would be still possible even for the devoutest Wagnerian disciple
+to hear such a concert, perhaps, without leaving the hall in
+indignation, perhaps even without a protest. All the concerts were of
+uniform excellence, and the Easy Chair is a competent witness, at
+least so far as attendance is concerned, for it heard all of the Lind
+concerts in New York except the first. During the second season an
+unknown name appeared one evening upon the bill, which announced that
+Mr. Otto Goldschmidt, a young and unknown pianist, would play for the
+first time in this country. Tripler Hall, opposite Bond Street upon
+Broadway, was crowded as usual, and when Jenny Lind had withdrawn
+after singing one of her "numbers," a slight, dark-haired youth came
+upon the stage and seated himself at the piano. He was courteously
+greeted, and just as he was about to begin, the door opened quietly at
+the back of the stage, and Jenny Lind stood in full view of the
+audience tranquilly to listen. At a happy point in the performance she
+clapped heartily, and the whole house, following its lovely leader,
+burst into a storm of applause. The young man bowed to the audience
+and to "Miss Lind," and, as he ended, with more hand-clapping and a
+bright and kindly smile Jenny Lind vanished, having secured the
+success of Mr. Otto Goldschmidt. It was a pretty scene. Perhaps the
+_prima donna assoluta_ recalled the famous brava-a-a-a of Lablache on
+her first evening at her Majesty's Opera-house in London, which
+satisfied England that she was a great singer, and confirmed her
+career. To the audience her friendly interest seemed the impulse of
+her kindly heart for a young neophyte in this profession. To Mr. Otto
+Goldschmidt--!
+
+Ole Bull returned to the country before Jenny Lind left it, and one
+evening, when she was staying at the Stevens House, in Broadway by the
+Bowling Green, she gave a dinner, and Ole Bull was among the guests.
+After dinner he seated himself at the piano, and running over the
+keys, struck into some wild minor chords, and began to sing Norwegian
+songs. They were of a singular melancholy, but very beautiful, and the
+company listened intently. Jenny Lind especially sat rapt in the
+music, until, after one of the songs, she rose quietly, and moving
+steadily across the floor as if carrying a jar of water upon her head
+and fearing to spill a drop, she pushed Ole Bull from his chair, and
+seating herself in his place at the piano, reproduced the entire song
+with exquisite pathos.
+
+Indeed, it was in these characteristic Northern songs, full of strange
+and romantic tenderness, and suggestive of solitary seas and wide,
+lonely horizons, of awful mountain heights and secluded valleys of
+sober and sequestered life, that her voice seemed most extraordinary
+and her skill most marvellous. Romantic singing, picturesque,
+mournful, weird, could go no further. She was the spirit of the North
+singing its hymn, and the audience sat enchanted under the melodious
+spell. A veteran, as he recalls those days, might well suspect that he
+is still enthralled by the magician's wand of youth, and that it is
+not fact, but only its rosy exaggeration, which he describes. But the
+contemporary records of that astonishing career remain, and they
+confirm his story. The prices paid for tickets, the enormous receipts,
+and the generous gifts in charity of Jenny Lind are not fables. Yet
+the glamour of youth has its part in all recollection of the days of
+splendor in the flower. Once when the Easy Chair was extolling the
+melodious Swede to a senior, the hearer listened patiently, with a
+remote look in his eyes, and replied at last, musingly, "Yes, but you
+should have heard Malibran."
+
+The series of American concerts which began on the 11th of September,
+1850, at Castle Garden ended at the same place on the 24th of May,
+1852. The vast space was not well suited for singing, but the
+magnificent voice filled it completely, and in the fascinated silence
+of the immense throng every exquisite note of the singer was heard.
+She sang with evident feeling, and with responsive tenderness the
+audience listened. Every time that she appeared she carried a fresh
+bouquet, the sight of which gladdened some ardent young heart. But
+when at last she came forward to sing the farewell to America, for
+which Goldschmidt had composed the music, she bore in her hand a
+bouquet of white rose-buds, with a Maltese cross of deep carnations in
+the centre. This she held while for the last time in public she sang
+in America; and the young traveller who, five years before, had turned
+aside at Dresden to hear Jenny Lind in Berlin, alone in all that great
+audience at Castle Garden knew who had sent those flowers.
+
+
+
+
+THE TOWN.
+
+
+In the city that we like to call the metropolis, the newspapers enable
+us to begin every day with the knowledge that yesterday Mr. and Mrs.
+A. entertained at dinner Messieurs and Mesdames B., C., D., E., F.,
+G., H., I., and J. And why is this precious knowledge imparted to us?
+Why are we not also taught what else they did during the day? Why do
+we learn nothing of Mr. and Mrs. Y. and Z., at the other end of the
+alphabet, in Baxter Street? For these good folks who are mentioned are
+in no way distinguished except for riches. If, indeed, they had done
+or said or written anything memorable, if they had painted fine
+pictures, or carved statues of mark, or designed noble buildings, or
+composed beautiful music; if they had effected humane reforms, had
+happily cheered or refined or enriched human life, or in any way had
+made the world better and men and women happier, the curiosity to hear
+of them, and to see them, and to read of their daily course of life,
+would be as intelligible as the pleasure in seeing the birthplace of
+Burns, or walking in Anne Hathaway's garden, or hearing of Abraham
+Lincoln, or seeing Washington's bedstead and sitting in his chair.
+
+But to read day after day in the paper, this golden domesday-book, the
+lists of rich people who ate terrapin together, or danced together in
+lace frills and white cravats afterwards, and to read it with avidity,
+is what might be done in some world of satire. But in a hard-working,
+sensible, Yankee world! You might say that nobody does read it, but
+the column of the newspaper which is devoted to this narrative,
+contrasted with the few paragraphs in which the important news from
+all parts of the globe is discussed, refutes you. The newspaper
+understands itself. It is a shrewd merchant who supplies the demand in
+the market.
+
+But is there no other than a humiliating explanation of the fact? Is
+it only snobbishness, a mean admiration of mean things? Are we all
+essentially lackeys who love to wear a livery? Or is it not
+rather--all this interest in the small performances of those who, if
+distinguished for nothing else, are the distinguished favorites of
+fortune--the result of the ceaseless aspiration for a better
+condition, and the instinct of the imagination to decorate our lives
+with the vision of a fairer circumstance than our own, and to revenge
+the tyranny of fate by the hope of heaven? If the fine Titania could
+sing to Bottom,
+
+ "Mine ear is much enamored of thy note,
+ ...
+ Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful,"
+
+why should not our liberal fancy sing the same song to the Four
+Hundred? They may be deftly enchanted to our eyes if to no others, and
+to our view our Bottom also be translated.
+
+It is not what they are, but what we believe them to be, of which we
+read in the newspaper. The poor sewing-girl, as she stitches her life
+away "in poverty, hunger, and dirt," seeing unconsciously the fairy
+texture and costly delicacy of the robe she fashions, follows it in
+fancy to the form which is to wear it, and which to that fancy must
+needs be that of a most lovely and most gracious woman, because none
+other would that soft splendor of raiment befit. The lofty and
+benignant lady must needs also mate with her kind, and move only among
+those "learn'd and fair and good as she." All the circumstance of life
+must conform, and amid light and perfume and music the unspeakable
+hours of such women, such men, glide by.--The girl's head droops. For
+one brief moment she dreams, and that charmed life is real.
+
+In a less degree, in our prosaic and plodding daily routine, we invest
+the life of the favorites of fortune with an ideal charm. It is, to
+our fond fancy, all that it might be. Those figures are not what
+Circe's wand might disclose. They are gods and goddesses feasting, and
+in happier moments we feign ourselves possible Ixions to be admitted
+to the celestial banquet. In the streets of the summer city their
+palaces are closed, their brilliant equipages are gone; they do not
+sparkle and murmur in their opera boxes, nor roll stately in slow
+lines along the trimmed avenues of the Park. But still the celestial
+life proceeds, a little out of sight, its lovely leisure brimmed with
+deeds becoming those who have no care but to do good and to
+transfigure their own fair fortune into a blessing for the world. We
+read the gross details of dress and dinner. But they remind us only
+more keenly of the ample resource, the boundless opportunity which our
+favorites of fortune enjoy.
+
+Thus, Orestes, we ponder the society column not because we are snobs,
+but because our imaginations take fire; the dry narrowness and hard
+conditions of our lives are soothed as we contemplate those who have
+no excuse not to be benefactors; and what they should be, our
+imaginations, benevolent to ourselves, assure us that they are.
+
+
+
+
+SARAH SHAW RUSSELL.
+
+
+There died lately a woman not known to the public, but whose loss to
+those who personally knew her can never be made good. The summer that
+shall come may bring as of old roses and violets, but the summer that
+is gone will never return. In the memory of all of us there are
+persons who seem to have revealed to us the best that we know and are;
+they are so lofty that we are raised, so noble that we are ennobled;
+so pure that we are purified. They are generally women whose lives are
+noiseless, who live at home, wives and mothers, without the ambition
+that spurs men to strive for renown, but their days are full of such
+richness of beautiful life that its fitting image is that finest
+flower of tropical luxuriance, the magnificent Victoria Regia.
+
+A nature so modest and simple, and a life so private that it seems
+almost a wrong to speak of them publicly, yet a character so firm and
+tranquil and self-possessed that if necessary it would have met
+without doubt or hesitation any form of martyrdom, can hardly be
+described without apparent exaggeration. She was born, in our familiar
+phrase, a lady, and from the beginning, throughout a long life, she
+was surrounded with perfect ease of circumstance. She was singularly
+beautiful in her youth, and to the close of her life she had the charm
+of personal loveliness. Her manner was direct and frank and cheerful,
+and with her perfect candor and vigorous good-sense it scattered the
+trivial and smirking artificialities of social intercourse as a clear
+wind from the north-west cools and refreshes the sultry languors of
+August. Early married to a man of the highest character and aims, and
+of that practical good-sense which makes ability most effective, she
+was in entire sympathy with his wise and humane interests, and thus in
+her family she was most fortunate and happy.
+
+Yet by beauty, wealth, position, and the natural possession of the
+prizes for which life is generally a struggle, she was wholly
+unspoiled. Her views of duty and of just human relations were so clear
+and true that she reinvigorated the conscience of all who knew her.
+She was curiously free from the little weaknesses which we
+instinctively excuse in ourselves and others, and although her
+absolute truthfulness necessarily but involuntarily rebuked us all, we
+could no more be angry than with our own consciences. The reproach was
+entirely involuntary. Never was a woman more tenderly tolerant of
+every honest difference, or more careful not to wound either by look
+or word or tone. Too true herself to suspect falsity in others, she
+was much too sensible to assume the part of Mentor.
+
+In the great mental and moral activity of her generation she was
+instinctively liberal, and never questioned in others the complete
+soul-liberty, as Roger Williams called it, which she calmly and
+naturally maintained for herself. No reform could conceal from her its
+essential value as a high aspiration, a good impulse, if nothing more;
+and however grotesque and extravagant the reformer, she pierced his
+mask of eccentricity and welcomed the earnest seeker, bewildered and
+blinded though he might be. She judged speech and action by a
+remarkable intuition of right and wrong, and it was interesting to see
+how surely and smoothly she cut sophistry straight through to the
+truth which it muffled and distorted. Men and women she valued solely
+for their intrinsic worth, and never by conventional standards. A
+fugitive slave and the Prince of Wales would have been treated by her
+in a way which would have assured them both that the different
+circumstances of their condition did not obscure their equal humanity.
+
+To say this must not leave the impression that she was other than a
+lady of the simplest, most refined, and most unobtrusive but cordial
+manner. There must be no vision of a Lady Bountiful, or of a Lady of
+the Manor, or of any self-conscious personage whatever. But a stronger
+influence upon the lives with which she was brought in contact cannot
+well be conceived, nor the perennial hope and encouragement which her
+cheerful presence inspired. Domestic sorrows touched that strong and
+noble heart not to any vehement demonstration, but to a deeper faith
+and a sober serenity, which interpreted the poet's sense of "the still
+sad music of humanity." Courage, confidence, cheerfulness--these were
+the good angels that dwelt with her, and through her they breathed
+their benediction on all whom she loved or who personally knew her. As
+she lived in communion with great thoughts and the widest human
+sympathies, so that her life, like our stillest, harvest-ripening
+days, passed in sunny repose, so the end was peace. With no wasting
+malady, no long decay of faculty, she tranquilly slept.
+
+There is nothing that poets feign of women that was not justified by
+her. In thinking of her lofty life there is no need of excuse or
+allowance; for human nature, as it was never more unassuming or
+simple, was never greater and lovelier than in her. Beautiful and wise
+and brave and gentle and good, the thought of her is perpetual
+blessing.
+
+
+
+
+STREET MUSIC.
+
+
+A man grinding a hand-organ in the street is doubtless a sturdy beggar
+soliciting alms. A band of men blowing simultaneously into brass
+instruments, with a brazen pretence of making music, is probably like
+steam-whistles and church-bells and the cries of newspaper extras and
+of itinerant peddlers of many wares--a noisy nuisance. Yet the old
+cries of London, although doubtless strident and disturbing, have a
+certain romantic charm of association and tradition. Like the Tower
+and Billingsgate and Wapping Old Stairs, they were parts of very
+London, and London was less London when they ceased.
+
+Were those old cries of the story-book, like the interpreted voices of
+the church-bells--
+
+ "Kettles and pans,
+ Says the bell of St. Ann's;
+ Apples and lemons,
+ Says the bell of St. Clement's,"--
+
+altogether shameless and exasperating noises? Were they not the same
+voices that called Whittington to turn again? Was not the deep bay of
+St. Paul's heard when Nelson, the old sea-dog, died? Could the music
+of the bells be spared from the story of London more than that of the
+cries? Is the milkman who announces the arrival of the morning's milk
+with a "barbaric yawp," like that in which Mr. Whitman is supposed to
+celebrate his own personality, a sturdy beggar? He would certainly
+resent the imputation. He is a merchant who sells a desirable
+commodity. Shall he be adjudged a nuisance?
+
+But Signor Raffaello da Perugia, who produces opera airs upon a
+portable organ, with Don Whiskerando, who mounts with agility to the
+parlor window to receive the consideration in his feathered cap, is he
+not also a merchant who sells music to you in selected varieties, the
+latest popular songs and tunes of the theatre, the waltz of last
+year's ball-room? Must he be accounted a sturdy beggar because you
+happen not to be in immediate want of his wares? Or the band of which
+we were speaking, which arrives at the hour when the master of the
+house returns from his office, and performs a serenade of welcome as
+he greets the circle from which he has been absent since breakfast,
+shall it be denied the pleasure of heightening the pleasure of others?
+Are not the taxes of these Jem Baggses, these wandering minstrels, the
+"only rates uninvidious in the levy, ungrudged in the assessment?"
+
+Where the intent is so unequivocally kindly, is it not gross and
+unfeeling to suggest in the modest orchestra a questionable chord, a
+cracked reed, a cornet out of tune? Why so insistent, so scrupulously
+exigent? Are you never out of tune, good sir? Your chords, say in the
+domestic concert, are they always finely harmonious, and your own reed
+never cracked? Why so eager to cast the first stone? Yonder trombone
+may have its weaknesses--who of us, pray, is without? Has tolerance
+gone out with astrology? "He had his faults," said the Reverend Bland
+Sudds yesterday in a funeral discourse upon the Honorable Richard
+Turpin--"he had his faults, yes, for he was human." But if a man may
+falter, shall we not forgive to a trombone even a half-note? If Turpin
+may be respectfully lamented with indulgent hope, shall a hesitating
+horn be doomed to "the all-sweeping besom of societarian reformation?"
+
+While Eugenio was making the grand tour he loitered in Venice and
+lingered in Naples, wandering to Paestum, feasting in the orange
+groves of Sorrento, and penetrating the Blue Grotto at Capri. In
+Venice the songs of the country, in Naples the barcarolles, made his
+memory as he came away a thicket of singing-birds. Those ever-renewed
+snatches and remembered refrains of songs, Venetian and Neapolitan,
+like a sponge passed over a Giorgione, brought out the mellow richness
+of Italy, and as he paced Broadway and hummed a tender melody, he
+walked where Vittoria Colonna had trod, and heard the faint beat of
+oars upon moonlit Como. One morning, hard at work in his chamber,
+where only the confused roar of the city was audible, a strain rose
+high and clear above it all, with a soft, pathetic, penetrating
+urgency, "So' marinaro di questa marina," and, all else forgotten, he
+was once more rocking on Italian waters, and the red-capped
+fisher-boys filled the air with song.
+
+He ran down, and into the street, and around the block, and, lo!
+Signor Raffaello was the fond magician. He was turning the crank of
+his heavy organ, and Don Whiskerando, feathered cap in hand, was
+climbing the balcony of the drawing-room windows, and Signor Raffaello
+was raising his eyes towards the upper windows to see if haply some
+child or nurse attended. Eugenio dropped more than a penny into the
+ready hand of the signore, and was gone before the swarthy magician
+could make out his benefactor. Eugenio gained his room, and with
+sympathetic intelligence the signore, playing out the College
+Hornpipe, once more touched the stop of "So' marinaro," and renewed
+the happy spell.
+
+It is not fine music, that of the hand-organ and the street bands; it
+is indeed too oft a cracked and spavined pleasure. Doubtless it is
+justly classified as one of the street noises, and street noises are
+probably nuisances to be abated. But strolling in the eastern quarters
+of the city, beyond the domain of the Academy and the Metropolitan
+Opera-house and the halls of Steinway and Chickering, have you never
+seen an eager and ragged little rabble happily watching Don
+Whiskerando, while their elders are plainly pleased for a moment with
+that tuneful noise? The fruit is not wholly sound, but it is far from
+rotten. The music is poor, but the pleasure is unquestionable.
+Possibly the "Gotterdammerung," and even Siegfried's "Tod," would pass
+these people unmarked, like the wind. They cannot hold those mighty
+measures. But they are receptive of these little tunes. In a life of
+not much enjoyment this brings them some pleasure. Shall it be stopped
+altogether? It is the business of these peddlers of tunes to wander.
+They will move on if you do not want them. But must they also move
+away from those who do want them?
+
+If there be too much noise in the streets, might not some other form
+of noise have been first silenced than that of the street musicians?
+There are the factory whistles and the church-bells. For the necessity
+of the first something may be said. But the heavy clangor of the bells
+is doubtless more than a discomfort to many, and it is wholly useless,
+while the music of the organs and the bands is a pleasure. Do the
+Aldermen, like Homer, sometimes nod? Sometimes, for an inadvertent
+hour, do the finer instincts of public spirit flag in those civic
+bosoms? What evil genius, hostile to the enjoyment of the people,
+persuaded them? Did the city fathers for one ill-starred moment forget
+their Tacitus, and silence the street music unmindful of those words,
+so familiar to them in their hours of classic relaxation--_Solitudinem
+faciunt, pacem appellant_?
+
+
+
+
+A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY.
+
+
+Mr. Lester Wallack in his reminiscences speaks of Thackeray, whom he
+knew in New York, and recalls with admiration his simple and hearty
+ways. Wallack says that as he returned from acting at his father's
+theatre, then at the corner of Broadway and Broome Street, to his
+lodgings in Houston Street, he used to pass Thackeray's quarters, who
+was living with the late William D. Robinson in Houston Street, and if
+he saw a light in the window he went in, and the gentlemen finished
+the night together. He says that Thackeray had a boy's enjoyment of
+the stories that the late-comer told, and although the guest does not
+say it, the reader easily imagines that had he been in Thackeray's
+place he would have shared Thackeray's pleasure in the gayeties of his
+guest. Thackeray had the tastes of the town, and Charles Marlowe and
+My Awful Dad were sure to bring their own welcome.
+
+Wallack also alludes to a dinner which Thackeray gave at the old
+Delmonico's, at the corner of Broadway and Chambers Street, at the end
+of his first visit to this country. He had been most warmly received,
+and he had given universal delight by his lectures upon the English
+Humorists. The charm of these lectures is evident in the reading, but
+the pleasure of hearing them is quite indescribable. They were
+delivered in Dr. Chapin's old church, upon the east side of Broadway
+just below Prince Street, to an exceedingly intelligent and
+sympathetic audience, who knew their enjoyment to be the highest kind
+of literary pleasure. The thorough appreciation of the men whom he
+described, the sweet and sinewy simplicity of his English, of which he
+was a twin master with Hawthorne, the constant play of his kindly
+humor, and manly pathos and sympathy, with his rich voice and massive,
+magnetic presence, his melodious and refined inflection in speaking,
+and his quiet, easy, colloquial manner, thrusting thumbs and
+forefingers in his waistcoat-pockets--all these, pleasing to the mind
+and sense, made him the pleasantest of lecturers, and still enchant
+the memory of those
+
+ "happy evenings all too swiftly sped."
+
+Just before he sailed upon his return to England he gave the dinner at
+Delmonico's of which Wallack speaks, to repay many civilities, and
+assembled a miscellaneous party of twenty or thirty guests. They were
+men of various distinction, "everybody being somebody," as one of the
+guests remarked while he glanced around the table. Thackeray was in
+high spirits, and when the cigars were lighted he said that there
+should be no speech-making, but that everybody, according to the old
+rule of festivity, should sing a song or tell a story. Lester
+Wallack's father, James Wallack, was one of the guests, and with a
+kind of shyness, which was unexpected but very agreeable in a veteran
+actor, he pleaded earnestly that he could not sing and knew no story.
+But with friendly persistence, which yet was not immoderate, Thackeray
+declared that no excuse could be allowed, because it would be a
+manifest injustice to every other modest man at table, and put a
+summary end to the hilarity. It was to be a general sacrifice, a
+round-table of magnanimity. "Now, Wallack," he continued, "we all know
+you to be a truthful man. You can, of course, since you say so,
+neither sing a song nor tell a story. But I tell you what you can do,
+and what every soul at this table knows you can do better than any
+living man--you can give us the great scene from the 'Rent Day.'"
+
+There was a burst of enthusiastic agreement, and old Wallack, smiling
+and yielding, still sitting at the table in his evening dress,
+proceeded in a most effective and touching recitation from one of his
+most famous parts. It was curious to observe from the moment he began
+how completely independent of all accessories the accomplished actor
+was, and how perfectly he filled the part as if he had been in full
+action upon the stage. It is only this effect that the Easy Chair
+recalls, but it was not to be forgotten. No enjoyment of it was
+greater, and no applause sincerer than those of Thackeray, who
+presently sang his "Little Billee" with infinite gusto. The song and
+story went round, as Lester Wallack records, but the by-play of the
+dinner, which is often the best part of such a banquet, was different
+for each of the guests. The Easy Chair recalls one incident which was
+a striking illustration of the masterly and phenomenal assurance of a
+well-known figure in the Bohemian circles of New York at that time,
+but whom it must veil under the name of Uncle Ulysses.
+
+By the side of the Chair sat a poet, whom also it must protect by the
+name of Candide, for a simpler and sincerer literary man never lived.
+It was in the time, as Thackeray was fond of saying, _Planco Consule_,
+which in this instance means in the time of the old _Putnam's Monthly
+Magazine_. The number for the month had been just published, and
+Candide had contributed to it his "Hesperides," a charming poem,
+although the reader will not find that title in his works. He and the
+Easy Chair were speaking of the magazine, when Uncle Ulysses, who had
+never met Candide, and knew him only by name, dropped into the chair
+beyond him, and at a convenient moment made some pleasant remark to
+the Easy Chair across Candide, who sat placidly smoking. "By-the-bye,"
+said Uncle Ulysses presently, "what a good number of _Putnam_ it is
+this month! But, my dear Easy Chair, can you tell me why it is that
+all our young American poets write nothing but Longfellow and water?
+Here in this month's _Putnam_ there is a very pretty poem called
+'Hesperides.' Very pretty, but nothing but diluted Longfellow."
+
+This was said to the Easy Chair most unsuspiciously across the author
+of the poem, and the moment it was uttered, the Easy Chair, to prevent
+any further disaster, broke in and said, "Yes, it is a delightful
+poem, written by our friend Candide, who sits beside you. Pray let me
+introduce you. Mr. Candide, this is Uncle Ulysses."
+
+Candide turned, evidently swelling with anger, and the Easy Chair was
+extremely uncertain of the event, when Uncle Ulysses, with exquisite
+urbanity and a look of surprise and pleasure, held out his hand, and
+said: "Mr. Candide, this is a pleasure which I have long anticipated.
+I am very much honored in making your acquaintance, and I was just
+speaking to the Easy Chair of your delightful poem just published in
+_Putnam_. I congratulate you with all my heart."
+
+Candide, astonished but perplexed, and yielding to the perfect
+_bonhomie_ of Uncle Ulysses, half involuntarily put out his hand,
+which our uncle shook warmly, and in five minutes his fascinating
+tongue had charmed Candide so completely that the Easy Chair is
+confident that the good poet always supposed that in some
+extraordinary manner he had misunderstood Uncle Ulysses's remark
+touching the imitative tendency of young American poets.
+
+So one reminiscence produces an ever-widening ripple of reminiscences.
+Those which circle about the recollection of Thackeray in this country
+are very many, but generally unrecorded. They linger, and appear
+occasionally in allusions like those of Lester Wallack. But whenever
+they are told they pay homage to the humorist. They recall his
+constant, sturdy, kindly simplicity and kindliness. Wallack speaks of
+a certain boyish or boy-like quality in Thackeray. It was certainly
+there. He had the utmost sympathy with boys, and one of his gay
+caricatures of himself represents him at a Christmas pantomime
+standing with two boys behind the rest of the audience, he towering
+aloft and seeing everything over other people's heads, while his poor
+little comrades, far down about his knees, ruefully see nothing. But
+you know that if no other seat could be found, the good giant would
+soon have them upon his shoulders, and all would be boyishly happy
+together. "They think I am a grinning surgeon with a scalpel," said
+the tender-hearted man. But those who have not found and felt the
+heart are yet to learn to know Thackeray.
+
+
+
+
+CECILIA PLAYING.
+
+
+As the great musical artists, especially the pianists, arrive one
+after the other, and lead the town captive, one asks, not whether
+there be any limit to the number, but to the skill. Last year there
+was the prodigy, the phenomenon, the boy Hofmann, and all the
+superlatives were spent in his praise. This year it is Rosenthal--valley
+of roses--and sweet as their attar is his spell. "Well, what is he?"
+"Simply miraculous; never was there anything like him." "But
+Rubinstein?" "Yes, a great genius, but he himself said that at every
+concert he dropped notes enough to furnish two concerts." "Then it is
+skill only, _technique_?" "Not at all; it is perfection of feeling,
+conception, touch, everything. Perhaps not the greatest of composers.
+But for playing--ah!"
+
+Rapture is one kind of criticism. Perhaps in music, the effect of
+which is emotional, rapture, if you know the person, is the best
+criticism. The artist who can kindle to the utmost enthusiasm of
+delight a musically sensitive person who is also an exquisitely
+skilful player, and whom mere marvels of execution do not affect
+beyond reason, may be accepted as a very remarkable artist.
+Temperament also counts for much in estimating musicians. Natures are
+sympathetic. A silent, separate chord vibrates in response to a thrill
+of sound which leaves other things unmoved. The heart of the young man
+speaks to the psalmist, but the old man's may be dull and unawakened.
+The homoeopathic formula, like cures like, may be adapted to musical
+criticism at least so far as to say that like touches like.
+
+When Cecilia says that she has been enchanted by the playing of any
+artist, the quality of her feeling and expression justly interprets
+the character of his performance. When Jenny Lind first sang in
+America one of the most accomplished critics said that he must wait a
+little to decide whether she was a great singer. That critic could
+never really hear her. Another said that she was a consummate
+ventriloquist. He meant that in the Herdsman's Song and the other
+Volkslieder and native melodies there was an effect of vocalism which
+seemed to him a trick. But to others it suggested wide, solitary
+horizons, the sadness and seclusion of remote Northern life. Mere
+imagination, retorted the critics. Yes, but to what does art,
+especially musical art, appeal? Rubinstein, as he said of himself,
+dropped notes without number under the piano. Thalberg did not, nor
+Henri Herz. But they dropped something which Rubinstein did not. The
+sunshine of a December day in this latitude is often cloudless and
+beautiful. But it unfolds no rose and restores no leaf to the bare
+bough.
+
+A sweet and true, a full-volumed and thoroughly trained voice, is a
+rare gift to any man. But without a certain quality in the singer it
+is a perfect fruit without flavor. The singing that haunts us, which
+becomes part of our life, which fills the memory with tender and happy
+images of other days and scenes, is not necessarily that of the finest
+voices, but of that mingling in music of voice and skill and feeling
+which weave an enchanted spell. Those who have known the troubadour
+Riccardo have doubtless heard what are called greater voices, artists
+who hold for a triumphant moment the hazardous peak of the high C,
+whose roulades and phrasing are exquisite and admirable. But the
+singer whom they wish to hear, whose singing is a part of life, like
+the beauty of flowers and the dawn, is the singing of the troubadour
+Riccardo. It is so with Cecilia's playing, and it is impossible to
+suppose a person sensitive to music who could escape its spell.
+
+When she sits at the piano and touches the keys, they respond, as one
+whom she fascinated said, with such smooth sweetness that you think
+there is conscious pleasure to them in that pressure. It is apparently
+as gentle, he insisted, as that of the breeze upon the grass which
+lightly sways beneath it. The impression upon this sensitive youth was
+a test of the character of her playing. If he had said she sings with
+her fingers he would have said what he doubtless thought, and what is
+true. She plays German songs--some of the familiar songs in the
+collections, or something of Lassen's or Weit's, or Abt's, or one of a
+thousand other songs, and the playing is like exquisite singing. It
+fills the mind with pictures, with persons, with scenes, and with that
+unspeakable content which only such music can give to the lovers of
+music. "What on earth is it all about?" said the Senator at the
+Symphony Concert, "and why do people come here?" The Hottentot would
+have asked the same question if he had heard the Senator upon the
+stump.
+
+If the fairy godmother who presides over the cradle should give the
+newcomer the choice of gifts, what gift more precious could the young
+stranger ask than the power of giving a pleasure so pure as that which
+Cecilia's playing imparts? It is one of her praises that if the choice
+had been given to her she would instantly have selected the very power
+which the good fairy bestowed. For in giving the pleasure she does
+only what she delights to do and would have chosen to do. One
+philosopher, speaking to the Easy Chair of another, whose serenity was
+as undisturbed by events as the firmament by clouds, said of himself
+that he subdued more devils before breakfast every day than his serene
+brother had encountered in his whole life. Yet the serene brother's
+lofty repose was not less admirable because it was a quality of
+temperament, and not a triumph of the will; and it is not less the
+merit of Cecilia that the happiness she diffuses is as involuntary as
+the fragrance of the sweetbrier.
+
+What is done without effort seems not to have been taught, and it is
+not easy to fancy Cecilia drudging at exercises and laboring at
+scales. Canaries, indeed, are trained to sing, and even young birds to
+fly. Yet the training is but showing them how to give themselves free
+play. To express entire facility we say that an act is done as
+naturally as a bird sings. Not less naturally does Cecilia play. You
+listen, and the song which you knew seems to sing itself, but
+enveloped with a richness and fulness of flowing accompaniment which
+is like the harping of aerial choirs. Then with others she plays the
+great music, concerted Bach or Beethoven, Chopin, Schumann, or Wagner,
+Weber or Mendelssohn; now an old gavotte, now a quaint fantasia, and
+why not a toccata of Galuppi Baldassero? It is more than a hint or a
+reminiscence, although it is not an orchestra. But when those fingers
+kindred with Cecilia's sweep the keys together, the listener wonders
+whether the hearer of the full orchestra has caught from it the subtle
+and exquisite significance of the strain which has poured from those
+enchanted pianos.
+
+The piano is called an inadequate instrument. Perhaps it is, until you
+hear Cecilia play. Then by some secret sympathy you find yourself
+murmuring, "Not so sweetly sang Plumer as thou sangest, mild,
+childlike, pastoral M----; a flute's breathing less divinely
+whispering than thy Arcadian melodies when, in tones worthy of Arden,
+thou didst chant that song sung by Amiens to the banished Duke, which
+proclaims the winter wind more lenient than for a man to be
+ungrateful!"
+
+
+
+
+THE MANNERLESS SEX.
+
+
+To be told that the lily is not the flower of vestals, but of Venus,
+could not be more surprising than to be assured that the mannerless
+sex is not that of the troubadour Rudel, but of the Lady of Tripoli,
+to whom he sang. Such a suggestion is, of course, but a merry fancy.
+Could any critic, however inclined to misogyny, seriously allege
+ill-manners against the sex of Sidney's sister, Pembroke's mother? Yet
+this is precisely what has been recently done.
+
+One censor enumerates and catalogues and classifies the sins against
+good manners of which the sex is guilty. He presents a philosophical
+analysis of the recondite forms of feminine discourtesy. It is the
+ancient sage again pitilessly exposing the Lamia. It is Circe
+out-Circed. He details the degrees of offence--in young women, in
+women who are no longer classed as girls, in nearly all women, in
+women with the fewest social duties. Then the boundless Sahara of
+ill-manners opening before him, and with a certain zest of unsparing
+scrutiny, he treats of the behavior of women in the horse-cars, at the
+railway station buying tickets, at the post-office, where the rule is
+imperative, first come first served, but where this chief of sinners
+presses for a reversal of the beneficent rule of equality in her
+favor.
+
+Still more flagrant aspects of misconduct rise upon the censor's view
+of the sex. The shameful or shocking treatment by woman of those whom
+she holds to be her inferiors cries to Heaven. Her heartless detention
+of railway porters staggering under their burdens, her browbeating of
+"tradespeople," cause this observer of fine susceptibilities and an
+acute sense of the becoming to lament the desuetude of the
+ducking-stool. The more general outrage, however, apparently common to
+the sex from Helen of Troy to Florence Nightingale, is, according to
+our censor, the spite of women towards each other, which mounts into
+an ecstasy of rudeness when "woman goes a-shopping."
+
+But our Cato the elder does not permit man truculently to exalt
+himself by contrast with discourteous woman. He expressly disclaims
+the declaration of the implication that man is mannerly, while woman
+is not. In many men he remarks indifference to rudimentary courtesies,
+and in many women a gentle regard for others which deserves even
+eulogy. The sum of the whole matter, nevertheless, is that the average
+woman is more neglectful of common courtesy than the average man.
+
+"And no wonder," exclaims Cato the younger, "for the foolish fondness
+of man teaches her discourtesy." If man, instead of giving her his
+seat in the railway car, and slavishly removing his hat in the
+elevator, and acquiescing in her tyrannical hat at the theatre,
+insisted upon his legal rights in a bargain, and required the railroad
+company to furnish without evasion the commodity of seats for which it
+has been paid, or if he brought the manager to task for allowing one
+of his customers to steal what he has sold to another--namely, a view
+of the play--the world would tremble on the edge of the millennium of
+good manners.
+
+This terrible arraignment is a comprehensive accusation of selfishness
+against the sex. But it seems to be a generalization founded on a
+local and restricted observation. It is true of the woman of many
+artists and critics. The women of Du Maurier, for instance, belong to
+"a set," but they are not representatives of a sex. Becky Sharp is no
+more a typical woman than Amelia, or Scott's Rebecca. Major Dobbin is
+as much a type of men as Lord Steyne. Should our social censor
+sequester himself for a time in any remote rural community, it would
+hardly occur to him to signalize the sex of the rural wives and
+mothers as the selfish sex. And in town, although there are a few
+fleeting hours of flattered youth in which the beautiful and fortunate
+Helen may tread on air and breathe adulation until she feels herself a
+goddess, yet a newer and younger Helen is always gently pushing her
+from the throne. Of all seasons that of blossoms is the briefest, and
+the maturer Helen, of whom the sex is composed, is not wayward and
+selfish, is no longer "uncertain, coy, and hard to please," but
+patient, self-sacrificing, and true.
+
+Man was self-convicted from the beginning. Could there be more
+ineffable selfishness than Adam's plea in the garden? "The woman whom
+thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree and I did eat." Had
+Eve been of no finer stuff than he, she would have left him there. But
+his craven answer at once revealed the essential weakness that
+demanded the devoted stay of unselfish constancy. Were woman the
+ever-selfish, Eve would have abandoned Adam to himself while she
+tripped to solitary pastures new. But the same quality that sustains
+the secluded farmer and his household in the hills supported the timid
+tiller of the first garden as the sword flamed behind him over the
+closing gate of Eden. If Adam plained that Eve had lost him Paradise,
+does not every son of Adam own that she has regained it for him?
+
+The watchful traveller in city cars, or wherever his fate may guide,
+is not struck by the discourtesy of the gentler sex. The observable
+phenomenon in city transit is the resolute, aggressive, conscious
+selfishness of man hiding behind a newspaper, with an air of
+unconsciousness designed to deceive, or brazening it out with an
+uneasy aspect of defending his rights. This is the spectacle, and not
+a supercilious assumption on the part of the shop-girl. Her courteous
+refusal to take a seat, or courteous acceptance of it, is more
+familiar than the courteous proffer.
+
+Cato the younger suggests that it is a wrong that seats should not be
+provided, and holds that the company should be compelled to furnish
+the accommodation for which it is paid. It is a Daniel come to
+judgment, but how shall it be done? Shall men keep their seats until,
+by sheer shame, and in deference to indignant public protest, the
+company does its duty? But would the shame and indignation be due to
+the consciousness that the accommodation paid for was not provided?
+Would they not arise rather from the consciousness of the peculiar
+wrong that the gentler sex should be so incommoded? And, if so, while
+the incommodation lasts, what but the selfishness of men devolves it
+upon women! But if men should agree to surrender their seats that
+women should be first accommodated, is there any doubt that the wrong
+would be speedily righted? And to what would this be due but to the
+fact that the selfishness of men would insist upon the comfort of
+which, while the incommodation lasts, they deprive women?
+
+Indeed, if all men in crowded cars should resolutely keep all women
+standing, the wrong would not be righted, because women would submit
+with unselfish patience, and because corporations have no souls. The
+better plan, therefore, is that all men shall refuse to see a woman
+stand, because if men are really discomforted by their own courtesy
+they will compel redress.
+
+In a world turned topsy-turvy, where Cordelia and Isabella and Juliet
+were mannerless, the other sex might be eulogized by distinction as
+mannerly. But in this world is the gentle Bayard as truly the type of
+the average man as Jeanie Deans of the average woman?
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE.
+
+
+It is more than forty years since Margaret Fuller first gave
+distinction to the literary notices and reviews of the New York
+_Tribune_. Miss Fuller was a woman of extraordinary scholarly
+attainments and intellectual independence, the friend of Emerson and
+of the "transcendental" leaders, and her critical papers were the best
+then published, and were fitly succeeded by those of her scholarly
+friend, George Ripley. It was her review in the _Tribune_ of
+Browning's early dramas and the "Bells and Pomegranates" that
+introduced him to such general knowledge and appreciation among
+cultivated readers in this country that it is not less true of
+Browning than of Carlyle that he was first better known in America
+than at home.
+
+It was but about four years before the publication of Miss Fuller's
+paper that the Boston issue of Tennyson's two volumes had delighted
+the youth of the time with the consciousness of the appearance of a
+new English poet. The eagerness and enthusiasm with which Browning was
+welcomed soon after were more limited in extent, but they were even
+more ardent, and the devoted zeal of Mr. Levi Thaxter as a Browning
+missionary and pioneer forecast the interest from which the Browning
+societies of later days have sprung. When Matthew Arnold was told in a
+small and remote farming village in New England that there had been a
+lecture upon Browning in the town the week before, he stopped in
+amazement, and said, "Well, that is the most surprising and
+significant fact I have heard in America."
+
+It was in those early days of Browning's fame, and in the studio of
+the sculptor Powers, in Florence, that the youthful Easy Chair took up
+a visiting-card, and, reading the name Mr. Robert Browning, asked,
+with eager earnestness, whether it was Browning the poet. Powers
+turned his large, calm, lustrous eyes upon the youth, and answered,
+with some surprise at the warmth of the question:
+
+"It is a young Englishman, recently married, who is here with his
+wife, an invalid. He often comes to the studio."
+
+"Good Heaven!" exclaimed the youth, "it must be Browning and Elizabeth
+Barrett."
+
+Powers, with the half-bewildered air of one suddenly made conscious
+that he had been entertaining angels unawares, said, reflectively, "I
+think we must have them to tea."
+
+The youth begged to take the card which bore the poet's address, and,
+hastening to his room near the Piazza Novella, he wrote a note asking
+permission for a young American to call and pay his respects to Mr.
+and Mrs. Browning, but wrote it in terms which, however warm, would
+yet permit it to be put aside if it seemed impertinent, or if, for any
+reason, such a call were not desired. The next morning betimes the
+note was despatched, and a half-hour had not passed when there was a
+brisk rap at the Easy Chair's door. He opened it, and saw a young man,
+who briskly inquired,
+
+"Is Mr. Easy Chair here?"
+
+"That is my name."
+
+"I am Robert Browning."
+
+Browning shook hands heartily with his young American admirer, and
+thanked him for his note. The poet was then about thirty-five. His
+figure was not large, but compact, erect, and active; the face smooth,
+the hair dark; the aspect that of active intelligence, and of a man of
+the world. He was in no way eccentric, either in manner or appearance.
+He talked freely, with great vivacity, and delightfully, rising and
+walking about the room as his talk sparkled on. He heard, with evident
+pleasure, but with entire simplicity and manliness, of the American
+interest in his works and in those of Mrs. Browning, and the Easy
+Chair gave him a copy of Miss Fuller's paper in the _Tribune_.
+
+It was a bright and, to the Easy Chair, a wonderfully happy hour. As
+he went, the poet said that Mrs. Browning would certainly expect to
+give Mr. Easy Chair a cup of tea in the evening, and with a brisk and
+gay good-bye, Browning was gone.
+
+The Easy Chair blithely hied him to the Cafe Done, and ordered of the
+flower-girl the most perfect of nosegays, with such fervor that she
+smiled, and when she brought the flowers in the afternoon, said, with
+sympathy and meaning: "Eccola, signore! per la donna bellissima!"
+
+It was not in the Casa Guidi that the Brownings were then living, but
+in an apartment in the Via della Scala, not far from the place or
+square most familiar to strangers in Florence--the Piazza Trinita.
+Through several rooms the Easy Chair passed, Browning leading the way,
+until at the end they entered a smaller room arranged with an air of
+English comfort, where, at a table, bending over a tea-urn, sat a
+slight lady, her long curls drooping forward. "Here," said Browning,
+addressing her with a tender diminutive--"here is Mr. Easy Chair."
+And, as the bright eyes but wan face of the lady turned towards him,
+and she put out her hand, Mr. Easy Chair recalled the first words of
+her verse he had ever known:
+
+ "'Onora, Onora!' her mother is calling,
+ She sits at the lattice, and hears the dew falling,
+ Drop after drop from the sycamore laden
+ With dew as with blossom, and calls home the maiden.
+ 'Night cometh, Onora!'"
+
+The most kindly welcome and pleasant chat followed, Browning's gayety
+dashing and flashing in, with a sense of profuse and bubbling
+vitality, glancing at a hundred topics; and when there was some
+allusion to his "Sordello," he asked, quickly, with an amused smile,
+"Have you read it?" The Easy Chair pleaded that he had not seen it.
+"So much the better. Nobody understands it. Don't read it, except in
+the revised form, which is coming." The revised form has come long
+ago, and the Easy Chair has read, and probably supposes that he
+understands. But Thackeray used to say that he did not read Browning
+because he could not comprehend him, adding, ruefully, "I have no head
+above my eyes."
+
+A few days later--
+
+ "O gift of God! O perfect day!"--
+
+the Easy Chair went with Mr. and Mrs. Browning to Vallombrosa, and the
+one incident most clearly remembered is that of Browning's seating
+himself at the organ in the chapel, and playing--some Gregorian chant,
+perhaps, or hymn of Pergolesi's. It was enough to the enchanted eyes
+of his young companion that they saw him who was already a great
+English poet sitting at the organ where the young Milton had sat, and
+touching the very keys which Milton's hand had pressed.
+
+It was midsummer in Italy, but the high, narrow streets of Florence
+hold a protecting shade over the lingering pilgrim, and from such
+companionship as that of the Via della Scala even Venice long wooed in
+vain. But at last, reluctantly, although the fascinating way lay
+through Bologna and Ferrara, the journey began towards Venice; and in
+that city, so early and always dear to Browning, whose romantic life
+and story most deeply touched and stirred his imagination, and in
+which he lately died, the Easy Chair received from the poet a glimpse
+of his earliest impressions.
+
+Writing from Casa Guidi, in Florence, on the 9th of August, 1847--Casa
+Guidi, upon which a tablet records that there Elizabeth Barrett and
+Robert Browning lived, and "Casa Guidi Windows," "Sonnets from the
+Portuguese," and "Aurora Leigh" were written--Browning says:
+
+"The people of the house there [Via della Scala] told us honestly
+ on the morning of your departure that they could only receive us
+ for a single month, at the expiration of which were to begin
+ certain whitewashings and repaintings. We continued our quest,
+ therefore, and at last found out this cool, airy apartment,
+ which we shall occupy for another month or six weeks, whatever
+ be our subsequent plans, for Rome, or for the Venice you
+ describe....
+
+ "I spent a month of entire delight there some eight years ago,
+ and tho' nothing I have since seen has effaced the impressions
+ of my visit, yet your fresher feelings _bring out_ whatever
+ looks faint or dubious in them, as a gentle sponging might
+ revive the gone glory of some old picture. (You must know I
+ have seen an exquisite copy of a Giorgione, the original of
+ which--so I was told--grew only visible and intelligible when
+ thus wetted.) I am glad the railroad and gas-lighting do Venice
+ no more wrong, and that you find all the old strange quietness,
+ and--ought I to be glad of this, too?--depopulation; for of
+ late years we have heard a great deal of the returning life and
+ prosperity of the place; and Mr. Valery, I observe, retracts
+ his earlier bodements of a speedy extinction of what little
+ glimmer of light he still saw.
+
+ "As for me, I remember that the accounts of the depreciation of
+ the value of houses, coupled with the indifference of the
+ inhabitants of them, were enough to set one dreaming (in one's
+ gondola!) of getting to be as rich as Rothschild, buying all
+ Venice, turning out everybody, and ensconcing one's self in the
+ Doge's palace, among the dropping gold ornaments and flakes of
+ what was lustrous color in Titian's or Tintoret's time, waiting
+ for the proper consummation of all things and the sea's advent.
+
+ "But do you really find the air so light and pure in this by
+ right mephitic time of August, with those close _calles_,
+ pestilential lagunes, etc., etc., and all that our informants
+ frighten us with? Should a winter in Venice prove no more
+ formidable in its way than it seems a summer does, why, we may
+ have cause to regret our determination to give up our original
+ plans. I am sure your kindness will tell us, should it be
+ enabled, any good news of the winter and spring climate--if
+ weak lungs may brave it with impunity."....
+
+To this letter of Browning's, written in his young manhood--he was
+then thirty-five--about the Venice which always charmed him, may be
+well added the words of the Lady of Mura, written only a few weeks
+before the poet's death. Asolo is a sequestered town, which Browning
+said that he discovered, and in which he fell under the glamour of
+very Italy. In the prologue to his last volume, written in September
+before the letter that follows, the poet says:
+
+ "How many a year, my Asolo,
+ Since--one step just from sea to land--
+ I found you, loved, yet feared you so--
+ For natural objects seemed to stand
+ Palpably fire-clothed!"
+
+The letter says:
+
+ "I have bought in ancient Asolo a narrow, tall tower, into which
+ in the last century (very early) a house was built, and this
+ curious place I have selected for villeggiatura when the
+ scirocco is too strong in Venice for health or comfort. It was
+ here that Browning fifty years ago was inspired to write
+ 'Sordello' and 'Pippa Passes,' so to me it has that charm added
+ to many others. It is such a rough and out-of-the-way little
+ place that you may only know it by name. There is no hotel, no
+ railway, no factory, no sign of modern civilization. It is on a
+ hill, which has an ancient ruined fortress at the top, and was
+ an old Roman settlement, with the usual Roman _mise en scene_,
+ baths, amphitheatre, etc., in the days of Pliny, who somewhere
+ mentions it.
+
+ "Near my tower, which is built in the ancient wall of the
+ mediaeval town, is the tower of Caterina Cornaro, and one sees
+ from most of my windows, so high are they, the whole Marca
+ Trevigiana, with its tragic and dramatic associations of the
+ early Middle Ages; the Eccelini, the Azzi, the incessant wars
+ in which towns were treated by the tyrants like shuttlecocks in
+ the game of battledoor.
+
+ "Browning and his sister have been here for the last six weeks,
+ and you may fancy how intensely the poet enjoys revisiting
+ after so many years the scenes of his youthful inspirations. He
+ was only twenty-five or six when he first discovered Asolo....
+ Few young people are so gay and cheerful as he and his dear old
+ sister."....
+
+It is a pleasant last glimpse of Browning at Asolo, where the
+master-spell of Italy first touched his genius, and whither at the end
+he came--"_asolare_, to disport in the open air, amuse one's self at
+random"--at heart and in temper of the same unquenched and
+unquenchable vitality as on that summer day long ago when he sat where
+Milton had sat, and pressed, as Milton had pressed, the keys of the
+organ at Vallombrosa.
+
+ "Ah, did you once see Shelley plain?
+ And did he stop and speak to you?
+ And did you speak to him again?--
+ How strange it seems and new!"
+
+
+
+
+PLAYERS.
+
+
+It is no wonder that Longfellow wrote a sonnet to Mrs. Fanny Kemble
+upon her Readings. Those evenings were indeed "happy," and "too
+swiftly sped." Mrs. Kemble's ample person draped in gold-colored silk,
+her flowing black hair folded and braided in some large style about
+her head, her rich and low and exquisitely modulated voice, her
+queenly presence, her magnificence of self-possession--all this
+fascinating personality made her reading memorable, and like a torch
+which reveals the perfect detail of great sculpture or architecture,
+her genius gave the whole value to every character and scene of the
+play. Did Whitfield pronounce the word Mesopotamia like a wind harp
+sighing exquisite music? So Mrs. Kemble's recitation of the soliloquy
+of Jaques left one line in the recollection of one hearer, which, like
+an enchanted fruit, is constantly renewing its freshness and flavor.
+It is one of the most familiar lines in Shakespeare,
+
+ "All the world's a stage,
+ And all the men and women merely players."
+
+The Easy Chair was introduced to Mr. John Gilbert not very long before
+the death of that delightful actor. It was in the morning, and Mr.
+Gilbert was dressed with gentlemanly simplicity and propriety. But as
+he bowed courteously the good player seemed to have stepped aside for
+a moment from his real life, and to be not quite at ease when saluted
+by his own name rather than by that of Sir Peter, or Squire
+Hardcastle, or Sir Anthony Absolute. Methought, as the sages of the
+theatre say, that the stage was a more natural life to him. He knew
+the part of his own personality less familiarly than some other parts.
+The modest gentleman seemed half anxious to escape, as if he were
+caught in an undress, and pined for the security of the embroidered
+coat of a character.
+
+Let us stop for a moment to say how fine he was in that embroidered
+coat. It is hard to conceive that Mr. Gilbert can have any adequate
+successor in his own parts. He created the standard, and when living
+memory can no longer measure the comparative excellence of other
+performances of them, they will be tested by the traditions of
+Gilbert. The plain good-breeding of his Hardcastle had a rustic
+quality, or flavor, rather, which was delicately discriminated from
+the courtly refinement of his Sir Peter. There was the essential
+gentleman in both, but it was the country gentleman in one and the
+city gentleman in the other. The touch of chuckling senility in
+Hardcastle's pleasure with Diggory's enjoyment of his stories, and the
+uxorious fondness of Sir Peter, are both of a kind, but they are not
+the same, and you feel the difference. Neither of these characters can
+be dissociated from Gilbert by those who have seen him in them, and to
+know that they will not be seen again under the same conditions and
+support is to be conscious of a public loss.
+
+Mr. Gilbert was a professional player. But since Mrs. Kemble's voice
+not only pronounced the words describing us all as players, but
+suggested to that hearer the various significance of the words, how
+the universality of the truth becomes more and more apparent! In all
+the great interests of life--religion, politics, business--we have our
+exits and our entrances, and, in this, unlike Gilbert, we show
+ourselves to each other not as the men we are, but as players. Here is
+Sylvanus, for instance, who may stand for us all, most amiable of men
+if you could happen upon him in some happy undress moment. But they
+are few. The poor fellow is cast for many parts, and he plays with
+little intermission.
+
+One of his characters is the politician. He depicts a furious
+partisan, and is so lost in his part that while the man Sylvanus
+speaks the truth and desires it, yet in his character of politician it
+is not truth or fair play that he wants, but whatever tends to advance
+and aggrandize his party. He carefully depreciates those with whom he
+does not agree. He cultivates distrust of every word spoken and every
+deed done by the other party. Personally he likes many of his
+opponents. His personal relations show that he does not really think
+them the rascals and impostors and traitors that in his part of
+politician he declares them to be. It seems often to a dispassionate
+observer that when he accuses them as politicians of lying, cheating,
+and stealing, he estimates them by his knowledge of himself as a
+politician. He supposes that they would not hesitate to do what,
+without compunction, he does himself. They are all players together,
+and this is a kind of stage rant designed to impress the groundlings,
+who, after all, compose the larger part of the audience.
+
+Sylvanus also plays the part of a religious sectary. As a private
+person he enjoys greatly the wit and intelligence and stored
+experience of life which distinguish his neighbor Eugenius. The purity
+and elevation of his neighbor brighten the days on which they meet,
+and he is always a better and a wiser man when they part. But these
+are his off hours, his moments of vacation. He appears on the stage as
+a sectary, and plays his part with resolute energy. This part again is
+that of a man not pursuing truth, but so occupied with maintaining his
+own conception of truth that he has no time to test it. It is a comedy
+of great humor, because Sylvanus, as a sectary, stands against all
+comers to protect a spring of deep and clear water, and is so
+engrossed in guarding the sacred wave from the least pollution that he
+does not find time to remark that it is not a spring at all, but a dry
+sand-pit.
+
+In the incessant playing of all these parts to which his life and
+powers are chiefly devoted the charming personality of Sylvanus is
+quite lost. The man himself, divested of the stage costume and the
+text of his parts, is almost unknown. Others could play the politician
+or the sectary or the trader, but nobody could play Sylvanus. He is a
+modest, intelligent man, who knows that nobody can pre-empt truth or
+honesty or urbanity; that good men do not become bad by holding views
+which he may think to be wrong; and that his friends may be deceived
+as readily as the friends of others. These things, which he recognizes
+as the merest commonplaces when he is off the stage, he derides as
+utter nonsense when he is in the midst of a representation. Then, in
+the most vehement way, which is the stage tradition of the part, he
+shouts that everybody who would do well must run to his side, as if we
+were all passengers on a ship which is capsizing, but would be righted
+if everybody on board lost his own balance.
+
+It is because even such men as Sylvanus take to the stage that
+Shakespeare, "sitting pensive and alone, above the hundred-handed play
+of his imagination," calls all men and women merely players. Like John
+Gilbert, although we do not play characters so amusing and harmless as
+his upon the stage, when we are not on it we seem to be a little lost,
+and secretly crave the theatre. It is remarked that when actors have
+an off night they go and sit in front at the play.
+
+A charming comedy often arises from forgetfulness of the fact that a
+play is a play, and not real. One of the finest and not unfamiliar
+strokes of comedy in this kind is that of a seasoned veteran in the
+part of a politician who turns upon another veteran with whom he
+differs upon a question of expediency, and striking an attitude, with
+an air and tone worthy of the great Folair himself, or Mr. Crummies in
+his loftier moments, exclaims, "Apostate!" It is conceded that there
+has been nothing finer on the stage since Dick Turpin pointed his
+finger at Jonnathan Wild and sneered, impressively, "Thief!"
+
+It is well for the peace of mind of the nervously disposed to remember
+that if we are all merely players, we must not take the play too
+seriously. A play is a simulation for entertainment, and as we look at
+Sylvanus and our other friends playing the politician or the sectary,
+we must constantly bear in mind that it is a play, and only a play. If
+we really thought he came hither as a man and not a sectary, for
+instance, it were pity of our life. If the part is played too really,
+let Sylvanus heed an earlier wisdom. "Let him name his name, and tell
+them plainly he is Snug, the joiner."
+
+
+
+
+UNMUSICAL BOXES.
+
+
+It was a sage of the gentler sex who, after many years of experience,
+remarked that "men are queer!" That they are so in a positive sense no
+shrewd observer of mankind would deny, but that they are so
+comparatively or absolutely would be a very hardy assertion. If the
+queen of the household is of opinion that her associate majesty is
+very queer because he enjoys a torrid height of the mercury in the
+drawing-room, he holds probably a similar view of her fondness in the
+dining-room for what he describes as burnt beef. A hopeless bachelor
+who prided himself upon what he defiantly called his freedom, used to
+say, with an air of commiseration and extreme caution, that he
+supposed his married friends were probably what they called happy. But
+he added that he never knew any of the happy pairs to agree upon the
+proper warmth of a room, or the true turn of a roast, or the just
+amount of fresh air. Still, he said, demurely, I do not assert that
+their matrimonial felicity was not great.
+
+But the axiom of the sage of the better sex, that men are queer, has
+been strongly confirmed by a recent decision of the authorities of the
+Metropolitan Opera-house in New York. That important body, producing
+the figures, has announced in effect that as it is clear from the
+accounts that the presentation of German opera is more profitable than
+that of Italian and French opera combined, it is evident that the
+public desires to hear Italian and French opera, and therefore for the
+present the German opera will be discontinued. This is certainly
+delightful proof that men are queer, and that one respected group of
+them by a signal display of queerness are anxious to contribute to the
+gayety of nations. It is a striking illustration of the superiority of
+man to money, and in the mad struggle for a mere material advantage,
+this devotion to pure art, condemning the expense, is a noble tribute
+to the unselfishness of human nature.
+
+Another view has been advanced which is also interesting to the
+student of mankind. It is put in this way, that if the cost of the
+Italian and French opera should be a hundred thousand dollars in a
+season more than that of the German, yet it will be gladly paid by
+those denizens of boxes who have an insatiable desire to proceed with
+their intellectual cultivation by audible conversation during the
+performance. The argument is that these devotees of the intellect hold
+that nothing is lost by not hearing the Italian and French music, and
+that the evening can be much more profitably devoted to the
+stimulating conversation which takes place in an opera box.
+
+Still another view is even more honorable to the boxes, while it does
+not depreciate the performance. This view holds that the operatic
+situation offers a choice of delights, an embarrassment of riches.
+
+Charming and elevating as the music may be, yet still more lofty and
+inspiring is the conversation, and the boxes are therefore compelled
+to an alternative, and very naturally and properly choose their own
+talk to the music. The decision of the authorities may be consequently
+held to be designed to secure a continuation of conversation in the
+boxes upon the lowest terms of loss.
+
+This cannot but be regarded by a judicious public as a wise
+conclusion. It is, of course, desirable that the wit and wisdom of the
+box chat should continue, but at the least sacrifice; and the least
+sacrifice seems to be considered the Italian and French opera together
+with a certain sum of money. Upon these lowest terms every friend of
+humanity will be glad to know that the colloquial delights of the
+boxes will be perpetuated. It is even hinted also that there will be
+no disposition in an unmannerly parquet to hiss the interruption of
+Italian and French opera. If the boxes think fit upon intellectual
+grounds to accompany the dying falls of French and Italian strains
+with a cheerful murmur of talk, the parquet will acquiesce without a
+sense of loss, if, indeed, upon such occasions there should be any
+parquet remaining.
+
+The noble sacrifice of those public benefactors, the unmusical boxes,
+is still more strikingly illustrated by the fact that the Italian
+opera droops in other operatic countries as with us, and that not only
+in England, which has been the El Dorado of the artists of the
+Southern school, but in Italy itself, the opera of Italy has declined.
+The truth probably is that for some time in all musically cultivated
+countries Italian opera, which was a traditional fashion, was largely
+maintained as a social opportunity under conditions which most favored
+personal display and made the least intellectual demand. It supplied
+also to the society in the boxes at the San Carlo, the Pergola, the
+Scala, the Italiens, and Her Majesty's, the entertainment, in the
+persons of famous prima-donnas, of an extraordinary vocal performance.
+
+The charm of that performance was undeniable. The rippling and
+glittering gayety of Rossini, the sweet and tender melody of Bellini,
+the sparkle of Auber, the romantic pathos of Donizetti, the brilliant
+melodramatic strain of Verdi--none who have felt the spell will deny
+the enchantment. But _tempora mutantur_; one age with its spirit and
+taste succeeds another. A deeper, stronger, more earnest taste in
+music, a higher general cultivation, another theory of opera, have
+come into the house and seated themselves in the parquet, and look
+askance at the boxes as the Quartier St. Antoine looked upon the
+Faubourg St. Germain. The boxes, with the innocent ignorance of the
+_oeil-de-boeuf_, propose to maintain the old order, to stand by
+Bellini and Donizetti and the last half-century. It is touching and
+interesting. _Vive l'opera italienne! Vivent les loges!_ So Marie
+Antoinette appeared in the balcony of the banqueting hall at
+Versailles, and so the _garde du roi_ sprang to its feet with gallant
+enthusiasm, rattling its sabres and pledging the Queen. It is a heroic
+story, a romantic tradition.--And the Queen? And the _garde du roi_?
+
+The authorities of the opera invite the city to an interesting
+entertainment. Nothing has seemed more natural than the precedence of
+German opera at a time in which the German musical genius and
+cultivation are dominant, and in a city in which the German audience
+abounds. And now, for our pleasure, Sisyphus will take a turn at the
+stone, and the lovely Danaides of the boxes, in the shining garments
+of Worth, with soft disdain of difficulty, will essay with sieves of
+the finest texture to bale out the ocean.
+
+
+
+
+THE DINNER IN ARCADIA.
+
+
+The Easy Chair went up lately to the hills to enjoy the annual dinner
+at Arcadia. It is a summer feast which tradition assigns to some old
+academy in those parts, supposed to have been founded by a pastor of
+the village in the days before railroads, when there was no path to
+Arcadia except that which is still sometimes pursued. It is a winding
+sylvan way through woods and by singing streams and solitary farms,
+and as you drive slowly on you feel yourself penetrating farther and
+farther into a rural seclusion to which the modern world has hardly
+found its way, and where you might expect to surprise a peaceful
+community of ancient New England, as in threading the remoter recesses
+and heights of the Catskill you might come upon a party of Hendrik
+Hudson's crew.
+
+In this loneliness of the hills the young pastor, who was in delicate
+health and unmarried, relieved the sombre severity of clerical life by
+teaching a few boys and girls. By that fond indirection he brightened
+with fresh air and natural music and sunshine the dry routine of his
+unmated days. For the cheerless solemnity of the life of the country
+clergy in those times it is hard to imagine. The missionaries to East
+London tell us that the peculiar characteristic of that vast region,
+swarming with human beings, is want of entertainment. The people there
+do not laugh. They have no diversion. There is nothing pleasant to see
+or to hear. It is a huge stone mill in which human life is ground up
+in an endless and barren monotony of hard work.
+
+It is odd to trace any resemblance to it in a life so different; but
+the old-fashioned Calvinistic divine in his small country parish,
+revolving in an actual world of petty details, and in another world of
+grim theological speculation and absorption in the contemplation of
+death, must have seldom smiled. The young pastor was bound by no vow
+of celibacy, but he knew that his life must be brief, and he gladly
+surrounded himself with children in the guise of pupils, and when he
+died he left a Bible to his church, a small sum for the education of
+heathen youth in America, some manuscript sermons to his parents, and
+the rest of his little property to found an academy for godly youth.
+
+This at least is the tradition. But when Silvertongue came once to the
+dinner he put the story aside airily as a pleasant fiction, and
+averred that the annual feast was instituted simply to glorify two
+legendary friends of the town and enjoy them forever. This had a sound
+that contrasted not inaptly with the seriousness of the hills, and
+suggested an origin not unlike that of the feasts in the Lacedemonian
+worship of the Dioscuri. Still another theory which is like to grow
+with time associates it with the memory of two strangers of benignant
+aspect, who appeared suddenly in the village like the gray-haired
+regicide at Hadley, and aiding the towns-people not with a sword, but
+with a bounty, departed. They are all pleasant tales. But the earliest
+tradition is likely to be the truest. It was the good pastor who sowed
+the modest seed which has now sprung up a hundred-fold.
+
+This year the text of the afternoon, for the dinner begins at one
+o'clock, was the report of the census that the town is declining in
+population. The guests were a company of the people of the hills. They
+came from a circuit of a score of miles. The dinner is served cold,
+and the guests feast
+
+ "In summer, when the days are long,
+ On dainty chicken, snow-white bread,"
+
+and by two o'clock the blue gauze is spread over the remnants, the
+benches are turned so that the whole company faces the speakers, and
+then speech begins.
+
+It was the verdict of the hills upon the report of the census that if
+the number of individuals is decreasing, the number of families is
+not. The ancient quiverfuls are disappearing, and the tale of children
+in a family is diminishing. But the general welfare of the family
+itself is increasing, while the marvellous facilities of communication
+bring all resources into the hills, and the remote little village of
+the old pastor is practically becoming a suburb.
+
+If a higher general welfare prevails, what matter if the population
+somewhat declines? Quality is better than quantity. If, as a Senator
+of Massachusetts says, the people of the hills are merely descending
+into the valleys, who can complain if they bring with them the simple
+and hardy virtues which grow upon the hills like the great
+agricultural staples? Let the census say what it will, statistics need
+not frighten until they show a decadence of character as well as a
+decline of population. If, however, character is decaying, if the
+primary conditions of that fundamental life of the country are
+changing, a general change may be anticipated. But in Arcadia those
+signs do not yet appear. Whether there are more or fewer persons than
+there were fifty years ago, the comfort, the resources, the
+opportunities are constantly greater. Undoubtedly they bring their
+dangers and disadvantages. But the same steady force of character that
+dealt with the old difficulties can deal with the new.
+
+Perhaps the trouble lies less in the depletion of the hills than in
+the surfeit of the shore. The dragon of the glittering scales that
+threatens American youth and maidens may be rather Sybaris by the sea
+than Arcadia on the hills. It may be also rather the annual
+half-million of utter aliens that come from other lands, strange to us
+in everything that fosters a homogeneous national life, rather than
+the hundreds who come down morally as well as numerically from the
+uplands nearer heaven.
+
+So in the larger academy which the young pastor unconsciously founded
+the various voices of suggestion, experience, and reflection spoke. It
+was a rural feast, an Arcadian holiday, such as the Swedish poet
+Tegner might have sketched in simple and melodious measure, or Grecian
+artists carved upon a frieze.
+
+Then in the late and beautiful afternoon, and later in the light of
+the full moon, the guests dispersed, weaving the fragmentary hints of
+speech into completer views and purposes of patriotic life, as the
+children of the fairies wove the scattered shreds of gold into shining
+garments. Slowly over the hills by every bowery road, towards loftier
+Goshen and Hawley, and higher Chesterfield, and Plainfield where
+Byrant sang to the Water-fowl, down winding ways to Buckland and
+Charlemont and Zoar, eastward to Conway and Deerfield and remoter
+Sunderland, and all the wide valley of the Connecticut, the pilgrims
+wended homeward.
+
+
+THE END.
+
+
+
+
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+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="ec001.jpg">Portrait of the author</a>
+</p>
+
+<h1>FROM THE EASY CHAIR</h1>
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+
+<h2>GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS</h2>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+"I shall from Time to Time Report and Consider all Matters of what
+Kind Soever that shall occur to Me." --THE TATLER.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h3>CONTENTS.</h3>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#i">EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#ii">AT THE OPERA IN 1864</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#iii">EMERSON LECTURING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#iv">SHOPS AND SHOPPING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#v">MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#vi">DICKENS READING [1867]</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#vii">PHILLIS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#viii">THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#ix">HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#x">THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS [1871]</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xi">URBS AND RUS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xii">RIP VAN WINKLE</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xiii">A CHINESE CRITIC</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xiv">HOLIDAY SAUNTERING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xv">WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD [1881]</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xvi">EASTER BONNETS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xvii">JENNY LIND</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xviii">THE TOWN</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xix">SARAH SHAW RUSSELL</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xx">STREET MUSIC</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxi">A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxii">CECILIA PLAYING</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxiii">THE MANNERLESS SEX</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxiv">ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxv">PLAYERS</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxvi">UNMUSICAL BOXES</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="#xxvii">THE ACADEMY DINNER IN ARCADIA</a>
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h2><a name="i">EDWARD EVERETT IN 1862.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The house was full, and murmurous with the pleasant chat and rustling
+movement of well-dressed persons of both sexes who waited patiently
+the coming of the orator, looking at the expanse of stage, which was
+carpeted, and covered with rows of settees that went backward from the
+footlights to a landscape of charming freshness of color, that might
+have been set for the "Maid of Milan" or the pastoral opera. Between
+the seats and the foot-lights was a broad space, upon which stood a
+small table and two or three chairs; and if the orator of the evening,
+like a <i>primo tenore</i>, had been surveying the house through the
+friendly chinks of the pastoral landscape, he would have felt a warm
+suffusion of pleasure that his name should be the magic spell to
+summon an audience so fair, so numerous, and so intelligent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There were ushers who showed ladies to seats, and with their
+dress-coats and bright badges looked like a milder Metropolitan
+police. But no greater force was presumed to be required of them than
+pressing aside a too discursive crinoline. In the soft, ample light,
+as the audience sat with fluttering ribbons and bright gems and
+splendid silks and shawls, so tranquilly expectant, so calmly smiling,
+so shyly blushing (if, haply, in all that crowd there were a pair of
+lovers!), it was hard to believe that civil war was wasting the land,
+and that at the very moment some of those glad hearts were broken--but
+would not know it until the sad news came. Yet it was easy, in the
+same glance, to feel that even the terrible shape that we thought we
+had eluded forever did not seem, after all, so terrible; that even
+civil war might be shaking the gates and the guests still smile in the
+chambers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But while leaning against the wall, under the balcony, the Easy Chair
+looks around upon the humming throng and thinks of camps far away, and
+beating drums and wild alarms and sweeping squadrons of battle, there
+is a sudden hush and a simultaneous glance towards one side of the
+house, and there, behind the seats at the side, and making for the
+stage door, marches a procession, two and two, very solemn, very bald,
+very gray, and in evening dress. They are the invited guests, the
+honored citizens of Brooklyn, the reverend clergy, and others; a body
+of substantial, intelligent, decorous persons. They disappear for a
+moment within the door, and immediately emerge upon the stage with a
+composed bustle, moving the seats, taking off their coats, sedately
+interchanging little jests, and finally seating themselves, and gazing
+at the audience evidently with a feeling of doubt whether the honor of
+the position compensates for its great disadvantage; for to sit behind
+an orator is to hear, without seeing, an actor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The audience is now waiting, both upon the stage and in the boxes,
+with patient expectation. There is little talking, but a tension of
+heads towards the stage. The last word is spoken there, the last joke
+expires; all attention is concentrated upon an expected object. The
+edge of eagerness is not suffered to turn, but precisely at the right
+moment a figure with a dark head and another with a gray head are seen
+at the depth of the stage, advancing through the aisle towards the
+foot-lights and the audience. They are the president of the society
+and the orator. The audience applauds. It is not a burst of
+enthusiasm; it is rather applausive appreciation of acknowledged
+merit. The gray-headed orator bows gravely and slightly, lays a roll
+of MS. upon the table, then he and the president seat themselves side
+by side. For a moment they converse, evidently complimenting the
+brilliant audience. The orator, also, evidently says that the table is
+right, that the light is right, that the glass of water is right, and
+finally that he is ready.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a few neat words "the honored son of Massachusetts" is introduced,
+and he rises and moves a few steps forward. Standing for a moment, he
+bows to the applause. He is dressed entirely in black; wearing a
+dress-coat, and not a frock. Before he says a word, although it is but
+a moment, a sudden flash of memory reveals to the attentive Easy Chair
+all that he has heard and read of the orator before him; how he
+returned an accomplished scholar from Germany, graced with a delicacy
+of culture hitherto unknown to our schools; how the youthful professor
+of Greek at Harvard, transferred to the pulpit of Brattle Street, in
+Boston, held men and women in thrall by the splendor of his rhetoric
+and the pleading music of his voice, drawing the young scholars after
+him, who are now our chief glory and pride; how his Phi Beta Kappa
+oration in 1824 and its apostrophe to Lafayette, who was present, is
+still the fond tradition of those who heard it; and how as he passed
+on from triumph to triumph in his art of oratory, the elegance, the
+skill, the floridity, the elaboration, the unfailing fitness and
+severe propriety of his art, with all its minor gifts, consoled Boston
+that it was not Athens or Rome, and had not heard Demosthenes or
+Cicero.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If you ventured curiously to question this fond recollection, to ask
+whether the eloquence was of the heart and soul, or of the mind and
+lips; whether it were impassioned oratory, burning, resistless, such
+as we suppose Demosthenes and Patrick Henry poured out; or whether it
+were polished and skilful declamation--those old listeners were like
+lovers. They did not know; they did not care. They remembered the
+magic tone, the witchery of grace, the exuberant rhetoric; they
+recalled the crowds clustering at his feet, the gusts of emotion that
+in the church swept over the pews, the thrills of delight that in the
+hall shook the audience; their own youth was part of it; they saw
+their own bloom in the flower they remembered, and they could not
+criticise or compare.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All this recollection flashed through the mind of the Easy Chair
+before the orator had well opened his lips. The tradition was
+overpowering. It was not fair, but it was inevitable. If we could see
+and hear Patrick Henry, with uplifted finger, shouting, "Charles First
+had his Cromwell, and George Third--may take warning by his example!"
+would it be, could it be, even with all our expectation, what we
+believe it to have been? After the tremendous blare of trumpets in
+advance that shake our very souls within us, no ordinary mortal can
+satisfy the transcendent anticipation. We lift the leathern curtain of
+St. Peter's, and catching our breath, look in. Alas! we see plainly
+the other end of the great church, but with secret disappointment,
+because we imagined there would be but a dim immensity of space. For
+the first time we behold Niagara, and resentfully we ask, "Is that
+all?" The illimitable expectation is too bewildering an overture. So
+the eyes with which the Easy Chair saw were touched with glamour. The
+ears with which it heard were full of eloquence beyond that of mortal
+lips. And there was the orator just beginning to speak. It was not
+fair; no, it was not fair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first words were clearly cut, simply and perfectly articulated.
+"It is often said that the day for speaking has passed, and that of
+action has arrived." It was a direct, plain introduction; not a florid
+exordium. The voice was clear and cold and distinct; not especially
+musical, not at all magnetic. The orator was incessantly moving; not
+rushing vehemently forward or stepping defiantly backward, with that
+quaint planting of the foot, like Beecher; but restlessly changing his
+place, with smooth and rounded but monotonous movement. The arms and
+hands moved harmonious with the body, not with especial reference to
+what was said, but apparently because there must be action. The first
+part of the discourse was strictly a lucid narrative of events and
+causes: a compact and calm chapter of our political history by a man
+as well versed in it as any man in the country; and it culminated in a
+description of the fall of Sumter. This was an elaborate picture in
+words of a perfectly neutral tint. There was not a single one which
+was peculiarly picturesque or vivid; no electric phrase that sent the
+whole striking scene shuddering home to every hearer; no sudden light
+of burning epithet, no sad elegiac music. The passage was purely
+academic. Each word was choice; each detail was finished; it was
+properly cumulative to its climax; and when that was reached, loud
+applause followed. It was general, but not enthusiastic. No one could
+fail to admire the skill with which the sentence was constructed; and
+so elaborate a piece of workmanship justly challenged high praise. But
+still--still, do you get any thrill from the most perfect mosaic?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then followed a caustic and brilliant sketch of the attitude of
+Virginia in this war. In this part of his discourse the orator was
+himself an historic personage; for it was to him, when editor of the
+<i>North American Review</i>, that James Madison wrote his letter
+explanatory of the Virginia resolutions of '98. The wit that sparkled
+then in the pages of the <i>Review</i> glittered now along the speech. Here
+was Junius turned gentleman and transfixing a State with satire. The
+action of the orator was unchanged. But, in one passage, after
+describing the wrongs wrought by rebels upon the country, he turned,
+with upraised hand, to the rows of white-cravated clergymen who sat
+behind him, and apostrophized them: "Tell me, ministers of the living
+God, may we not without a breach of Christian charity exclaim,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Is there not some hidden curse,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Some chosen thunder in the stores of heaven,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Red with uncommon wrath to blast the man<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That seeks his greatness in his country's ruin?'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This passage was uttered with more force than any in the oration. The
+orator's hands were clasped and raised; he moved more rapidly across
+the stage; the words were spoken with artistic energy, and loudly
+applauded.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus far the admirable clearness of statement and perfect propriety of
+speech, added to the personal prestige which surrounds any man so
+distinguished as the orator, had secured a well-bred attention. But
+there was not yet that eager, fixed intentness, sensitive to every
+tone and shifting humor of the speaker, which shows that he thoroughly
+possesses and controls the audience. There was none of that charmed
+silence in which the very heart and soul seem to be listening; and at
+any moment it would have been easy to go out.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But when leaving the purely historical current the orator struck into
+some considerations upon the views of our affairs taken by foreign
+nations, the vivacious skill of his treatment excited a more vital
+attention. There was a truer interest and a heartier applause. And
+when still pressing on, but with unchanged action, he glanced at the
+consequences of a successful rebellion, the audience was, for the
+first time, really aroused.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Let us suppose, said the orator, that secession is successful, what
+has been gained? How are the causes of discontent removed? Will the
+malcontents have seceded because of the non-rendition of fugitive
+slaves? But how has secession helped it? When, in the happy words of
+another, Canada has been brought down to the Potomac, do they think
+their fugitives will be restored? No: not if they came to its banks
+with the hosts of Pharaoh, and the river ran dry in its bed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Loud applause here rang through the building.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Or, continued the orator, more vehemently, do they think, in that
+case, to carry their slaves into territories now free? No, not if the
+Chief-justice of the United States--and here a volley of applause
+rattled in, and the orator wiped his forehead--not if the venerable
+Chief-justice Taney should live yet a century, and issue a Dred Scott
+decision every day of his life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here followed the sincerest applause of the whole evening; and the
+Easy Chair pinched his neighbor to make sure that all was as it
+seemed; that these were words actually spoken, and that the orator was
+Edward Everett.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The hour and a half were passed. The peroration was upon the speaker's
+tongue, closing with an exhortation to old men and old women, young
+men and maidens, each in his kind and degree, to come as the waves
+come when navies are stranded--to come as the winds come when forests
+are rended--to come with heart and hand, with purse and
+knitting-needle, with sword and gun, and fight for the Union.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He bowed: the audience clapped for a moment, then rose and bustled
+out.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+--It was not fair; no, it was not fair. The Easy Chair did not
+find--how could it find?--the charm which those of another day
+remembered. The oration was an admirable and elaborate address, full
+of instruction and truth and patriotism, the work of a remarkably
+accomplished man of great public experience. It was written in the
+plainest language, and did not contain an obscure word. It was
+delivered with perfect propriety, with the confidence that comes from
+the habit of public speaking, and with artistic skill of articulation
+and emphasis. As an illustration of memory it was remarkable, for it
+was but the second time that the address had been spoken. It occupied
+an hour and a half in the delivery, and yet the manuscript lay
+unopened upon the table. Only three or four times was there any
+hesitation which reminded the hearer that the speaker was repeating
+what he had already written. His power in this respect has been often
+mentioned. He is understood to have said that, if he reads anything
+once, he can repeat it correctly; but if he has written it out, he can
+repeat it exactly and always. This unusual facility secures to all his
+addresses a completeness and finish which very few orators command. He
+can say exactly what he means, and nothing more, being never betrayed
+by confusion or sudden emotion to say, as so many speakers say, more
+than they really think.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, on the other hand, it is doubtful whether all that electric
+eloquence by which the hearer is caught up as by a whirlwind and swept
+onward at the will of the orator, is not now a tradition in the
+speeches of the orator. The glow of feeling, the rush of rhetoric, the
+fiery burst of passionate power--the overwhelming impulse which makes
+senates adjourn and men spring to arms--were they in the orator or in
+the fascinated youth of those who remember the sermon in Brattle
+Street, the apostrophe to Lafayette?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="ii">AT THE OPERA IN 1864.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It was a strange chance that took the Easy Chair, the other evening,
+to the opera in the midst of a terrible war. But there was the scene,
+exactly as it used to be. There were the bright rows of pretty women
+and smiling men; the white and fanciful opera-cloaks; the gay rich
+dresses; the floating ribbons; the marvellous <i>chevelures</i>; the
+pearl-gray, the dove, and "tan" gloves, holding the jewelled fans and
+the beautiful bouquets--the smile, the sparkle, the grace, the superb
+and irresistible dandyism that we all know so well in the days of
+golden youth--they were all there, and the warm atmosphere was sweet
+with the thick odor of heliotrope, the very scent of <i>haute societe</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The house was full: the opera was "Faust," and by one of the exquisite
+felicities of the stage, the hero, a mild, ineffective gentleman, sang
+his ditties and passionate bursts in Italian, while the poor Gretchen
+vowed and rouladed in the German tongue. Certainly nothing is more
+comical than the careful gravity with which people of the highest
+civilization look at the absurd incongruities of the stage. After the
+polyglot love-making, Gretchen goes up steps and enters a house.
+Presently she opens a window at which she evidently could not appear
+as she does breast high, without having her feet in the cellar. The
+Italian Faust rushes, ascends three steps leading to the window, which
+could not by any possibility appropriately be found there, and
+reclines his head upon the bosom of the fond maid. We all look on and
+applaud with "sensation." But ought we not to insist, however, that
+ladies in the play shall stand upon the floor, and that the floor in a
+stately mansion shall not be two feet below the front door-sill? And
+ought we not to demand that Faust shall woo Gretchen in their
+mother-tongue?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But we, the ludicrous public, who snarl at the carpenter and shoemaker
+if the fitness of things be not observed; we, the shrewd critics, who
+pillory the luckless painter who dresses a gentleman of the
+Restoration in the ruff of James First's court, gaze calmly on the
+most ridiculous anachronisms and impossibilities, and smite our
+perfumed gloves in approbation. It is no excuse to say that the whole
+thing is absurd; that people do not carry on the business of life in
+song, nor expire in recitative. That is true, but even fairy tales
+have their consistency. Every part is adapted to every other, and, in
+the key, the whole is harmonious. Hermann, for instance, the basso,
+who sang Mephistopheles, would have been quite perfect if he had only
+remembered this. But he forgot that Mephisto is a sly and subtle
+devil. He caricatured him. He made him a buffoon and repulsive. Such
+extravagance could not have imposed upon Faust or Martha; yet we all
+agreed that it was very fine, and amiably applauded what no opera-goer
+of sense could seriously approve.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+You think that this is taking syllabub seriously, and that the
+circumstances of the time had made the Easy Chair hypercritical. No;
+it was only that there comes a time in theatre-going when the boxes
+are more interesting than the stage. The mimic life fades before the
+real. In the midst of the finest phrases of the impassioned Herr
+Faust, what if your truant eyes stray across the parquette and see a
+slight, pale figure, and recognize one of the bravest and most daring
+Union generals, whose dashing assaults upon the enemy's works carried
+dismay and victory day after day? Herr Faust trills on, but you see
+the sombre field and the desperate battle and the glorious cause.
+Gretchen musically sighs, but you see the brave boys lying where they
+fell: you hear the deep, sullen roar of the cannonade; you catch far
+away through the tumult of war the fierce shout of victory. And there
+sits the slight, pale figure with eyes languidly fixed upon the stage;
+his heart musing upon other scenes; himself the unconscious hero of a
+living drama.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Or, if you choose to lift your eyes, you see that woman with the
+sweet, fair face, composed, not sad, turned with placid interest
+towards the loves of Gretchen and Faust. She sees the eager delight of
+the meeting; she hears the ardent vow; she feels the rapture of the
+embrace. With placid interest she watches all--she, and the sedate
+husband by her side. And yet when her eyes wander it is to see a man
+in the parquette below her on the other side, who, between the acts,
+rises with the rest and surveys the house, and looks at her as at all
+the others. At this distance you cannot say if any softer color steals
+into that placid face; you cannot tell if his survey lingers longer
+upon her than upon the rest. Yet she was Gretchen once, and he was
+Faust. There is no moonlight romance, no garden ecstasy, poorly
+feigned upon the stage, that is not burned with eternal fire into
+their memories. Night after night they come. They do not especially
+like this music. They are not infatuated with these singers. They have
+seats for the season; she with her husband, he in the orchestra
+chairs. She has a pleasant home and sweet children and a kind mate,
+and is not unhappy. He is at ease in his fortunes, and content. They
+do not come here that they may see each other. They meet elsewhere as
+all acquaintances meet. They cherish no morbid repining, no
+sentimental regret. But every night there is an opera, and the theme
+of every opera is love; and once, ah! once, she was Gretchen and he
+was Faust.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Do you see? These are three out of the three thousand. There is
+nothing to distinguish them from the rest. Look at them all, and
+reflect that all have their history; and that it is known, as this one
+is known, to some other old Easy Chair, sitting in the parquette and
+spying round the house. "All the world's a stage, and men and women
+merely players."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Is it quite so? Are these players? The young pale general there, the
+placid woman, the man in the orchestra stall, have they been playing
+only? There are scars upon that young soldier's body; in the most
+secret drawer of that woman's chamber there is a dry, scentless
+flower; the man in the orchestra stall could show you a tress of
+golden hair. If they are players, who is in earnest?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="iii">EMERSON LECTURING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Many years ago the Easy Chair used to hear Ralph Waldo Emerson
+lecture. Perhaps it was in the small Sunday-school room under a
+country meeting-house, on sparkling winter nights, when all the
+neighborhood came stamping and chattering to the door in hood and
+muffler, or ringing in from a few miles away, buried under
+buffalo-skins. The little, low room was dimly lighted with oil-lamps,
+and the boys clumped about the stoves in their cowhide boots, and
+laughed and buzzed and ate apples and peanuts and giggled, and grew
+suddenly solemn when the grave men and women looked at them. At the
+desk stood the lecturer and read his manuscript, and all but the boys
+sat silent and inthralled by the musical spell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some of the hearers remembered the speaker as a boy, as a young man.
+Some wondered what he was talking about. Some thought him very queer.
+All laughed at the delightful humor or the illustrative anecdote that
+sparkled for a moment upon the surface of his talk; and some sat
+inspired with unknown resolves, soaring upon lofty hopes as they
+heard. A nobler life, a better manhood, a purer purpose wooed every
+listening soul. It was not argument, nor description, nor appeal. It
+was wit and wisdom, and hard sense and poetry, and scholarship and
+music. And when the words were spoken and the lecturer sat down, the
+Easy Chair sat still and heard the rich cadences lingering in the air,
+as the young priest's heart throbs with the long vibrations when the
+organist is gone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The same speaker had been heard a few years previously in the Masonic
+Temple in Boston. It was the fashion among the gay to call him
+transcendental. Grave parents were quoted as saying, "I don't go to
+hear Mr. Emerson; I don't understand him. But my daughters do." Then
+came a volume containing the discourses. They were called <i>Essays</i>.
+Has our literature produced any wiser book?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the lyceum or lecture system grew, the philosopher whom "my
+daughters" understood was called to speak. A simplicity of manner that
+could be called rustic if it were not of a shy, scholarly elegance;
+perfect composure, clear, clean, crisp sentences; maxims as full of
+glittering truth as a winter night of stars; an incessant spray of
+fine fancies like the November shower of meteors; and the same
+intellectual and moral exaltation, expansion, and aspiration, were the
+characteristics of all his lectures.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was never exactly popular, but always gave a tone and flavor to the
+whole lyceum course, as the lump of ambergris flavors the Sultan's
+cups of coffee for a year. "We can have him once in three or four
+seasons," said the committees. But really they had him all the time
+without knowing it. He was the philosopher Proteus, and he spoke
+through all the more popular mouths. The speakers were acceptable
+because they were liberal, and he was the great liberalizer. They
+were, and they are, the middle-men between him and the public. They
+watered the nectar, and made it easy to drink.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair heard from time to time of Proteus on the platform--how
+he was more and more eccentric--how he could not be understood--how
+abrupt his manner was. But the Chair did not believe that the flame
+which had once been so pure could ever be dimmer, especially as he
+recognized its soft lustre on every aspect of life around him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After many years the opportunity to hear him came again; and although
+the experiment was dangerous the Chair did not hesitate to try it. The
+hall was pretty and not too large, and the audience was the best that
+the country could furnish. Every one came solely to hear the speaker,
+for it was one lecture in a course of his only. It was pleasant to
+look around and mark the famous men and the accomplished women
+gathering quietly in the same city where they used to gather to hear
+him a quarter of a century before. How much the man who was presently
+to speak had done for their lives, and their children's, and the
+country! The power of one man is not easily traced in its channels and
+details, but it is marked upon the whole. The word "transcendentalism"
+has long passed by. It has not, perhaps, even yet gone out of fashion
+to smile at wisdom as visionary, but this particular wise man had been
+acquitted of being understood by my daughters, and there were rows of
+"hardheads," "practical people," curious and interesting to
+contemplate in the audience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The tall figure entered at a side door, and sat down upon a sofa
+behind the desk. Age seemed not to have touched him since the evenings
+in the country Sunday-school room. As he stood at the desk the
+posture, the figure, the movement, were all unchanged. There was the
+same rapt introverted glance as he began in a low voice, and for an
+hour the older tree shook off a ceaseless shower of riper, fairer
+fruit. The topic was "Table-Talk, or Conversation;" and the lecture
+was its own most perfect illustration. It was not a sermon, nor an
+oration, nor an argument; it was the perfection of talk; the talk of a
+poet, of a philosopher, of a scholar. Its wit was a rapier, smooth,
+sharp, incisive, delicate, exquisite. The blade was pure as an icicle.
+You would have sworn that the hilt was diamond. The criticism was
+humane, lofty, wise, sparkling; the anecdote so choice and apt, and
+trickling from so many sources, that we seemed to be hearing the best
+things of the wittiest people. It was altogether delightful, and the
+audience sat glowing with satisfaction. There was no rhetoric, no
+gesture, no grimace, no dramatic familiarity and action; but the
+manner was self-respectful and courteous to the audience, and the tone
+supremely just and sincere. "He is easily king of us all," whispered
+an orator.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet it was not oratory either in its substance or purpose. It was a
+statement of what this wise man believed conversation ought to be. Its
+inevitable influence--the moral of the lecture, dear Lady Flora--was a
+purification of daily talk, and the general good influence of incisive
+truth-telling. If we have ever had a greater preacher of that gospel
+who is he?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="iv">SHOPS AND SHOPPING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+If the stranger in New York, on any pleasant day, finds himself near
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage he will be in the midst of a very
+pretty scene. Perhaps as he reads these words and asks the question
+where that romantic cot may be found, he is comfortably seated in it,
+with his feet placidly reposing upon its window-sills. It is, indeed,
+in a new form. It no longer looks as it did to the early citizen of
+fifty years ago, driving out before breakfast upon the Bloomingdale
+Road, and surveying the calm river from the seclusion of Stryker's
+Bay. It had an indefinable road-side English air in those far-off
+mornings. The early citizen would not have been surprised had he heard
+the horn of the guard merrily winding, and beheld the mail-coach of
+old England bowling up to the door. There were fields and open spaces
+about it, for it was on the edge of the city that was already reaching
+out upon the island. Bloomingdale! Twas a lovely name, and 'tis a
+great pity that the chief association with it is that of a very dusty
+road.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile, if you will contemplate the Fifth Avenue Hotel you will see
+Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage in its present form. But what a
+busy, brilliant neighborhood it is now! There are shops that recall
+the prettiest upon the boulevards in Paris; and the people are greatly
+to be pitied who are too fine to stop and look into them. To be too
+fine is to lose much. Yet what scion of the golden youth of this
+moment would dare to walk by the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway
+Cottage eating an apple at three o'clock in the afternoon?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was a grave and well-dressed gentleman who stopped recently at
+the stand of Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan, which is just in the midst of
+the gay promenade, to transact some business in peanut candy. The
+interest of the public in that operation was inconceivable. If he had
+been Mr. Vanderbilt buying out Mr. Astor--if he had been a lunatic
+astray from the asylum, or a clown escaped from the circus--he could
+hardly have excited more attention. The passengers stared in
+amazement. Some young gentlemen, escorting certain young ladies from
+school, cracked excellent jokes upon the honest buyer of peanut candy;
+and if his daughter or any friend had chanced to pass and had seen
+him, she would probably have been seriously troubled and half ashamed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now peanut candy is very good, and at Mrs. M'Patrick O'Finnigan's
+stand it is very cheap. Nobody is ashamed of liking it, nor of eating
+it. If the grave gentleman had stepped into Caswell's brilliant shop,
+let us suppose--where, perhaps, it is also sold--and had called for
+that particular sweet, nobody would have stared nor made a joke nor
+felt that it was extraordinary. Yet, how many of the brave generals in
+the war, who charged in the very face of flaming batteries, would dare
+to stop at Mrs. O'Finnigan's and buy ten cents' worth of peanut candy
+if they saw Mrs. Sweller's carriage approaching, or Miss Dasher just
+coming upon the walk? And as for the Misses Spanker, who daily drive
+in that superb open wagon with yellow wheels, and who resemble nothing
+so much as the figures in a Parisian doll-carriage, if they saw an
+admirer of theirs bargaining for peanut candy at a street stand they
+would not know him--they would no more bow to a man so lost to all the
+finer sense of the <i>comme il faut</i> than they would nod to a
+street-sweeper. It is astonishing what an effect is produced upon some
+human beings of the tender sex by clothing them in silks cut in a
+certain form, and seating them in a high wooden box on yellow wheels.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And upon us, also. When the Easy Chair beholds the silken Misses
+Spanker rolling by, superior, upon those yellow wheels, it is with
+difficulty that it recalls the cheese and sausage from which all that
+splendor springs. To-morrow it will be Mrs. O'Finnigan's grandchildren
+who will look down from their yellow wheels at the peanut and apple
+stands, and wonder how persons can be so vulgar as to buy candy in the
+streets. It is a whim of Mrs. Grundy's, who is all whimsey. She will
+not let us buy a piece of simple candy at the corner, but she will
+allow us to drag a silk dress over the garbage of the pavement. 'Tis a
+whimsical sovereign. But we are so carefully trained that it is not
+easy to disobey her. If to prove your independence you should stop to
+buy the candy, would the pleasure of asserting yourself balance the
+unpleasant consciousness that you were wondered at and laughed at?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the text was shops, and we have drifted into this episode because
+Mrs. O'Finnigan sells peanut candy in her shop upon the sidewalk near
+the site of Corporal Thompson's Broadway Cottage, in the midst of the
+gay spectacle of a summer day. And within a stone's-toss of her stand
+how many fine houses you will see, and how many other fascinating
+shops! Our English ancestors were called a shopkeeping nation by
+Napoleon; but it is his own Frenchmen and Frenchwomen who have the
+true secret of shopkeeping. They make shops fascinating. They have
+made shopkeeping a fine art. The other day the Easy Chair stepped into
+a shop in Maiden Lane, prepared to spend a very pretty sum of money,
+for a very proper purpose. But if it had invaded the shopkeeper's
+house, which is his castle, or threatened his hat, which is his crown,
+it could not have been received more coolly. The disdainful
+indifference with which its question was answered was exquisitely
+comical; and the shopkeeper proceeded to look for what was required
+with a superb carelessness, and an air of utter weariness and disgust
+of this incessant doing of favors to the most undeserving and
+insignificant people. It was plainly an act of pure grace that the
+Easy Chair was not instantly shot into the street as rubbish, or given
+in charge to the police as a common vagabond.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This worthy attendant--doubtless very estimable in his private
+capacity--is a serious injury to the business which he is supposed to
+help. He does not in the least understand his profession. Let an Easy
+Chair advise him to run over the sea to Paris, and observe how they
+keep shop in that capital. Does he want a cravat? Here is a houri,
+neatly dressed, evidently long waiting for him especially, and eager
+to serve him. "Is it a cravat that Monsieur wishes? Charming! The most
+ravishing styles are just ready! Is it blue, or this, or that, that
+Monsieur prefers? Monsieur's taste is perfect. Look! It is a miracle
+of beauty that he selects. Will he permit?" And before you know it,
+you foolish fellow, who don't understand the first principle of your
+calling--before you know it, she has thrown it around your neck, she
+has tied it deftly under your chin, and that pretty face is looking
+into yours, and that pleasant voice is saying, "Nothing could be
+better. It is the most smiling effect possible!" You might as well
+hope to escape the sirens, as to go from under those hands without
+buying that cravat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This is shopkeeping, and a little study of the art, as thus practised,
+would be of the utmost service to the Easy Chair's friend in Maiden
+Lane. The shops there are pretty, and especially during the holidays
+they are glittering, but they are a little cold and formal. The air of
+the Boulevards is to be detected only in the neighborhood of Corporal
+Thompson's Broadway Cottage. Whether cravats are there wafted around
+the buyer's neck, as it were, entangling him hopelessly in silken and
+satin webs, the Easy Chair does not know. But it can believe it, as it
+passes by upon the outside, and beholds the windows which Paris could
+hardly surpass. Through those windows it sees that, as in Paris, the
+attendants are often women. It is thereby reminded that in Paris the
+women are among the most accomplished accountants also; and it
+remembers that in the same city men are cooks. It is very sure that
+when Madame Welles, who was afterwards the Marchioness De Lavalette,
+became at the death of her husband the head of the great
+banking-house, her cook was a man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And thereupon the Easy Chair falls into meditation upon "the sphere"
+of the sexes, and asks itself, as it loiters about the site of the
+Broadway Cottage, admiring the pretty shops, whether, if it be womanly
+for woman to keep shop and to acquire property by her faithful
+industry, it can be manly for man to make laws appropriating and using
+her property without her consent?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="v">MRS. GRUNDY AND THE COSMOPOLITAN.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy was lately astonished by the remark of a cheerful
+cosmopolitan whom she proposed to introduce to a very rich man. She
+seemed to catch her breath as she spoke of his exceeding great riches
+in the tone of admiring awe which betrays the devout snob. The
+cosmopolitan listened pleasantly as Mrs. Grundy spoke with the air of
+proposing to him the greatest of favors and blessings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You say he is very rich?" he asked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Enormously, fabulously," replied Mrs. Grundy, as if crossing herself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Will he give me any of his money?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy gazed blankly at the questioner. "Give you any of his
+money? What do you mean?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Mean?" answered the cheerful cosmopolitan; "my meaning is plain. If I
+am introduced to a scholar, he gives me something of his scholarship;
+a traveller gives me experience; a scientific man, information; a
+musician plays or sings for me; and if you introduce me to a man whose
+distinction is his riches, I wish to know what advantage I am to gain
+from his acquaintance, and whether I may expect him to impart to me
+something of that for which he is distinguished."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy, who is easily discomposed by an unexpected turn in the
+conversation, looked confused, but said, presently, "Why, you will
+dine with the Midases and the Plutuses."
+
+"But they are merely the same thing," said the cosmopolitan, gayly.
+"You know the story: Mr. and Mrs. MacSycophant, Miss MacSycophant,
+Miss Imogen MacSycophant, Mr. Plantagenet MacSycophant, Miss Boadicea
+MacSycophant--and more of the same. One MacSycophant is as good as
+twenty, Mrs. Grundy; and as I know the Midases already, and find them
+amusingly dull, why should I know the Plutuses, who are probably even
+duller?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Grundy looked as if transfixed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh," continued the cosmopolitan, laughing, "I do not deny that money
+is an excellent thing. I am glad that I am not in want of it. But it
+is a dangerous thing to handle. If you don't manage it well it exposes
+you terribly. Great riches are like an electric light--like a noonday
+sun; they reveal everything. If a man stands in a ridiculous attitude,
+or is clad scantily, the intense light displays him remorselessly to
+every beholder. Great riches do the same. I saw you at the Midases',
+dear Mrs. Grundy. Did you ever see a more sumptuous entertainment or a
+more splendid palace? What pictures and statues and vases! what
+exquisite and costly decoration! what gold and glass! what Sevres and
+Dresden! But the more I admired the beautiful works of art, the more I
+thought of the enthusiasm and devotion of the artist, the more I was
+touched by the grace and delicacy of color and form around me; and the
+more I heard Midas talk, the more clearly I saw that he did not see,
+or feel, or understand anything of the real value and significance of
+his own <i>entourage</i>. The more beautiful it was, the more plainly it
+displayed his total want of perception of beauty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"His house is a magnificent museum. It is full of treasures. But they
+all dwarf and deride him. They are so many relentless lights turned on
+to show how completely he is not at home in his own house. He is as
+much out of place among them as a horse in a studio. He has all the
+proper books of a gentleman's library, and all superbly bound. What
+does he know about them? He never read a book. He has marvellous
+pictures. What does he know of pictures? He doesn't know whether
+Gainsborough was a painter or a potter, or whether Giotto was a Greek
+or a Roman. He has books and pictures merely because he has money
+enough to buy them, and because it is understood that a fine house
+should have a library and a gallery. Is it otherwise with his glass
+and porcelain? What do you think that he could tell you of Dresden
+china--its history, its masters, its manufacture? You say that very
+few people could tell you much about it. Granted; but if a man
+surrounds himself with it, and forces it upon your attention, you have
+a right not only to ask such questions, but to expect answers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My dear Mrs. Grundy, when I was a young man on my travels, and was
+introduced at a London club, the porter, or the major-domo, or the
+door-keeper, or whatever he was, seemed to me like a peer of the
+realm. He was faultlessly dressed, and he had most tranquil manners.
+Well, our good friend Midas is that gentleman. He is the curator of a
+fine museum. He opens the door to a well-furnished club. But he is in
+no proper sense master of his house. The master of such a house, as
+Goethe said of the picture-owner, is the man to whom you can say,
+'Show me the best.' Poor Midas could only show us the costliest. Eh,
+Mrs. Grundy?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That excellent lady's eyes had expanded, during these remarks, until
+they were fixed in a round, stony stare at the cheerful cosmopolitan.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And this, you see, my good lady, is the reason that all this display
+is called vulgar. It represents nothing but money. It does not
+represent taste, or intelligence, or talent, in the possessor, and the
+sole relation between him and his possessions is his ability to pay
+for them. You drink his superior wines. But even you, Mrs. Grundy, are
+not quite sure that he could distinguish between the finest madeira
+and a common sherry. That is no fault, surely, but there is a great
+difference between wines.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"When you kindly offer to present me to a gentleman of whom you can
+say only that he is very rich, and I ask you if he will give me some
+of his money, you look surprised and shocked. But I am not a
+misanthrope, and I ask a question which you can answer affirmatively.
+He will give me some of his money in giving me some of the pleasure
+which is derivable from what his money buys. For that I am grateful. I
+tip the custode with my sincere thanks. I bow to the door-keeper with
+hearty acknowledgment. I shall go again and again with great pleasure.
+But I shall not make the singular mistake of supposing that he bears
+the same relation to his possessions that the musician bears to his
+music, and the scholar to his knowledge, and the traveller to his
+shrewd observation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You think that I am basely looking a gift horse in the mouth. Not at
+all. I am only declining to believe the porter to be a peer of the
+realm merely because he wears a white cravat and has tranquil manners.
+If Midas is a dull man, all the money in the world does not make him
+interesting. But if he has accumulated beautiful and interesting
+things, I shall gladly go to his house and see them. Now, my dear Mrs.
+Grundy, that is very different from going to his house to see the
+Plutuses. They are not the possessions that make his house desirable.
+My young friend Hornet says that if the only way to drink Midas's
+gold-seal Johannisberger is to take Mrs. Plutus down to dinner, he
+will not hesitate to pay the price, as he is willing to pay the price
+of sea-sickness if he wishes to see the Vatican. Does my dear Mrs.
+Grundy comprehend?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+--But the good lady was gone. She could draw but one conclusion from
+such a strain of remark about people with fabulous incomes. The
+cheerful cosmopolitan must have been dining with Mr. Midas, and must
+have sat much too long at table. What a pity that so pleasant a man
+should permit himself such excesses! There was, however, but one
+course for a self-respecting woman to pursue--Mrs. Grundy had left him
+alone.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="vi">DICKENS READING. [1867.]</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+When, hereafter, some chance traveller picks up this odd number of an
+old magazine and opens to this very page, let him know that the
+evening of Dickens's first reading in New York was bright with
+moonlight veiled in a soft gray snow-cloud. The crowd at the entrance
+was not large. The speculators in tickets were not troublesome,
+because all the tickets had been long sold. The police, as usual, were
+polite and efficient; and going up the steep staircase, and passing
+through the single door, we were all quietly and pleasantly seated by
+eight o'clock. The floor of Steinway Hall is level, so that the
+audience is lost to itself; but it was easy for all of us to perceive,
+by scanning our neighbors, that we were a very fine body of people. At
+least everybody who was present said so. We all remarked that the
+intelligence and distinction of the city were present, and that it
+must be extremely gratifying to Mr. Dickens to be welcomed by the most
+intellectual and appreciative audience that could be assembled in New
+York.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The details of the arrangement upon the platform, the screen behind,
+the hidden lights above and below, and the stiff little table with the
+water-bottle, are familiar. But as we all sat looking at them, and at
+the variously splendid toilets that rustled in, and fluttered, and
+finally settled, it was not possible to escape the great thought that
+in a few moments we should see at that queer, stiff table the creator
+of Sam Weller, and Oliver Twist, and Micawber, and Dick Swiveller, and
+the rest of the endless, marvellous company--the greatest story-teller
+since Scott, one of the most famous names in literature since
+Fielding. When he was here before Carlyle growled in <i>Past and
+Present</i> about "Schnauspiel, the distinguished novelist," and there
+were some who laughed. But the laugh has passed by.--Look! There is a
+man, who looks like somebody's "own man," who scuffles across the
+stage and turns up a burner or two; and he is scarcely out of the way
+when--there he comes, rapidly, in full evening dress, with a heavy
+watch-chain, and a nosegay in his button-hole, the world's own man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His reception was sober. The whole audience clapped its gloved hands.
+Not a heel, not a cane, mingled with the sound, not a solitary voice.
+It was a very muffled cordiality, an enthusiasm in kid gloves. The
+Easy Chair, for one, longed to rise and shout. Heaven has given us
+voices, brethren, with which to welcome and salute our friends, and if
+ever a long, long cheer should have rung from the heart, it was when
+the man who has done so much for all of us stood before us. But it was
+useless. The steady clapping was prolonged, and Dickers stood calmly,
+bowing easily once or twice, and waiting with the air of one ready to
+begin business.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The instant there was silence he did begin: "Ladies and gentlemen, I
+am to have the honor of reading to you this evening the trial-scene
+from Pickwick, and a Christmas Carol in a prelude and three scenes.
+Scene first, Marley's Ghost. Marley was dead, to begin with." These
+words, or words very similar, were spoken in a husky voice, not
+remarkable in any way, and with the English cadence in articulation, a
+rising inflection at the end of every few words. They were spoken with
+perfect simplicity, and the introductory description was read with
+good sense, and conveyed a fine relish upon the reader's part of the
+things described. There was nothing formal, no effort of any kind. The
+left hand held the book, the right hand moved continually, slightly
+indicating the action described, as of putting on a muffler, or
+whatever it might be. But the moment Scrooge spoke the drama began.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Every character was individualized by the voice and by a slight change
+of expression. But the reader stood perfectly still, and the instant
+transition of the voice from the dramatic to the descriptive tone was
+unfailing and extraordinary. This was perfection of art. Nor was the
+evenness of the variety less striking. Every character was indicated
+with the same felicity. Of course the previous image in the hearer's
+mind must be considered in estimating the effect. The reader does not
+create the character, the writer has done that; and now he refreshes
+it into unwonted vividness, as when a wet sponge is passed over an old
+picture. Scrooge, and Tiny Tim, and Sam Weller and his wonderful
+father, and Sergeant Buzfuz, and Justice Stareleigh have an intenser
+reality and vitality than before. As the reading advances the spell
+becomes more entrancing. The mind and heart answer instantly to every
+tone and look of the reader. In a passionate outburst, as in Bob
+Cratchit's wail for his lost little boy, or in Scrooge's prayer to be
+allowed to repent, the whole scene lives and throbs before you. And
+when, in the great trial of Bardell against Pickwick, the thick, fat
+voice of the elder Weller wheezes from the gallery, "Put it down with
+a wee, me Lerd, put it down with a wee," you turn to look for the
+gallery and behold the benevolent parent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Through all there is a striking sense of reserved power, and of
+absolute mastery of the art. There is no straining for points, no
+exaggeration, no extravagance, but an instinctive and adequate outlay
+of means for every effect, and a complete preservation of personal
+dignity throughout. The enjoyment is sincere and unique; and when the
+young gentleman before us remarks to the flossy young woman at his
+side that "any clever actor can do the thing as well," we congratulate
+him inwardly upon his experience of the theatre. Perhaps, also, the
+flossy young woman is of opinion that any clever author can write as
+well as this reader.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a serious drawback to this first evening's enjoyment,
+however, and that is that fully a third of those present hear very
+imperfectly. Nothing can surpass the air of mingled indignation,
+chagrin, and disappointment with which a severe lady just behind
+declares that she did not hear a word, and adds, caustically, that the
+spectacle alone is hardly worth the money. Not worth the money? Dear
+Madam, the Easy Chair would willingly pay more than the price of
+admission merely to see him. And just as he is thinking so another
+friend leans forward and says, in a decided tone of utter
+disappointment, "Just let me take your glass, will you? I can't hear a
+word, but I should like to see how the man looks." As the Easy Chair
+passes out of the door he encounters Mr. and Mrs. Sealskin, sailing
+smoothly and silently out. "How delightful!" exclaims the innocent and
+unwary Chair. "Didn't hear a word," says Mr. Sealskin, sententiously,
+and without pausing in his course; and Madam upon his arm raises her
+eyebrows and looks emphatically "not a word!" So the Easy Chair
+gradually discovers that there has been a very wide and lamentable
+disappointment, and that a large part of the throng has been
+tantalized through the evening in the vain effort to hear--catching a
+few words and losing the point of the joke. No wonder they are very
+sober, and sail out of the hall very steadily, with an air of thinking
+that they have been victims, but also with the plain wish to think as
+well of Mr. Charles Dickens as circumstances will allow. Still, they
+evidently hold him, upon the whole, responsible, just as an audience
+assembled to hear a lecture, and obliged to go unlectured away, holds
+the lecturer--chafing in a snow-bank upon the railroad fifty miles
+away--responsible for its disappointment. It is pleasant for the
+Sealskins to read, as the Easy Chair did the next morning, in the
+ever-veracious and independent press, that Mr. Dickens's voice is
+heard with ease in every part of the hall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But let them feel as they may, those who did not hear are sure to go
+again, and if they hear the next time, again and again. Let the future
+reader of this odd number of a magazine learn further that such was
+the popular eagerness to attend these readings that people gathered
+before light to stand in the line of the ticket-office. One historic
+boy is said to have passed the night in the cold waiting for the
+opening of the office, and to have sold his prize for thirty dollars
+in gold to "a Southerner." Another person was offered twenty dollars
+for his place in the line, with merely a chance of getting a ticket
+when his turn came at the office.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The interest was unabated to the end, and under the personal spell of
+the enchanter that old ill-feeling towards the author of <i>American
+Notes</i> and the creator of Chuzzlewit melted away. And why not? Do we
+not all know our Yankee brother of whom Dickens told us, who has a
+huge note of interrogation in each eye, and can we blame the
+Englishman for using his own eyes? Is not that silent traveller whom
+he saw still to be seen in every train sucking the great ivory head of
+his cane and taking it out occasionally and looking at it to see how
+it is getting on? If we had been a little angry with Lemuel Gulliver
+or Robinson Crusoe, could our anger have survived hearing one of them
+tell his story of Liliput, or the other the tale of the solitary
+island?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After his little winter tour Dickens returned to New York to take
+leave of the American public. On the Saturday evening before the final
+reading the newspaper fraternity gave him a dinner at Delmonico's,
+which was then at the corner of Fifth Avenue and Fourteenth Street,
+formerly the hospitable house of Moses H. Grinnell. At this dinner Mr.
+Greeley presided, and that the bland and eccentric teetotaler, who was
+not supposed to be versed in what Carlyle called the "tea-table
+proprieties," should take the chair at a dinner to so roistering a
+blade--within discreet limits--and so skilled an artist of all kinds
+of beverages as Dickens, was a stroke of extravaganza in his own way.
+The dinner was in every way memorable and delightful, but the
+enjoyment was sobered by the illness of the guest from one of the
+attacks which, as was known soon afterwards, foretold the speedy end.
+It was, indeed, doubtful if he could appear, but after an hour he came
+limping slowly into the room on the arm of Mr. Greeley.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In his speech, with great delicacy and feeling, Dickens alluded to
+some possible misunderstanding, now forever vanished, between him and
+his hosts, and declared his purpose of publicly recognizing that fact
+in future editions of his works. His words were greeted with great
+enthusiasm, and on the following Monday evening he read, at Steinway
+Hall, for the last time in this country, and sailed on Wednesday. He
+was still very lame, but he read with unusual vigor, and with deep
+feeling. As he ended, and slowly limped away, the applause was
+prodigious, and the whole audience rose and stood waiting. Reaching
+the steps of the platform he paused, and turned towards the hall;
+then, after a moment, he came slowly and painfully back again, and
+with a pale face and evidently profoundly moved, he gazed at the vast
+audience. The hall was hushed, and in a voice firm, but full of
+pathos, he spoke a few words of farewell. "I shall never recall you,"
+he said, "as a mere public audience, but rather as a host of personal
+friends, and ever with the greatest gratitude, tenderness, and
+consideration. God bless you, and God bless the land in which I leave
+you!" The great audience waited respectfully, wistfully watching him
+as he slowly withdrew. The faithful Dolby, his friend and manager,
+helped him down the steps. For a moment he turned and looked at the
+crowded hall. It was full of hearts responding to his own. There was a
+common consciousness that it was a last parting, and his fervid
+benediction was silently reciprocated.--Then the door closed behind
+him.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="vii">PHILLIS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+There is one lady in literature and in life whom all men are said, not
+without gentle sarcasm if a woman says it, to wish especially to know.
+She is declared to be the vision that haunts the youth as his heart
+opens to the soft influences of love, and her figure, trim and
+debonair, that allures the older fancy of the man who sits "alone and
+merry at forty year," having seen his earlier Gillian and Marian and a
+score more happily married. She is, in fact, the domestic magician,
+the good fairy, the genius of home, the thoughtful, tactful, careful,
+intelligent house-keeper, the very she whom Milton sings, introducing
+us to
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Herbs and other country messes<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Her name is Phillis--not exactly a romantic name, nor, indeed, is it
+meant by the poet to be a romantic name; for he has just before
+sketched another kind of woman:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Towers and battlements it sees<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Bosom'd high in tufted trees,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Where perhaps some beauty lies,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The cynosure of neighboring eyes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Such a cynosure could not possibly have been named Phillis: Artemis,
+perhaps, or Hildegarde; Constance, Una, Mildred, or Cunigunda, but by
+no possibility Phillis. That is a pastoral name, a shepherd's
+sweetheart. Indeed, the two kinds of women are perfectly indicated and
+distinguished in these lines of <i>L'Allegro</i>, which have no detail of
+description. The impression of womanly difference is nowhere more
+completely given. One picture is that of the lofty, haughty, "highborn
+Helen," the superb Lady Clara Vere de Vere; the other is that of the
+thrifty Baucis, the gardener Adam's wife. And the two are as near in
+the young man's heart as they are in the poem.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Mr. William Guppy raised his eyes from the pit of the theatre to
+Miss Esther Summerson sitting in the boxes, the "image imprinted on
+his 'art" was that of the cynosure of neighboring eyes, stately among
+stately towers and ancestral trees. But doubtless when Mr. William
+Guppy, as lovers will, abandoned himself to blissful dreams of the
+possible home that should grow out of his lofty passion, it was
+another vision that he saw; it was the high-born Helen coming down to
+breakfast in a sweet morning-cap, a neat-handed Phillis. For love,
+which soars and sings, also builds its nest. The one instinct is as
+deep and sure as the other. The cynosure of worshipping hearts and
+eyes is but the romantic aspect of Phillis: and because she is so
+lofty and so lovely will she be the miracle-worker in the household.
+The secret sorrow of a thousand homes is that the lady of the towers
+and battlements does not prove in fact to be also the neat-handed
+Phillis.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed, it is a kind of national complaint and lamentation that the
+neat-handed Phillis is disappearing altogether. This is the
+significance of the servant-girl question. This is the root of the
+alarming conviction that Phillis is changing into Biddy, whose fit
+epithet is not neat-handed. This is the meaning of the cry for
+bread--light, sweet, well-baked bread; not the clammy dough which is
+served to a despairing land. This is the reason of the wondering
+question, What has become of roast meat? and of the melancholy
+conviction that henceforth baked beef is to replace the juicy sirloin
+of tradition, history, and elegant literature.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of the accomplished and intelligent young women who honor the Easy
+Chair at this moment with their attention, of course the immense
+majority can broil a steak to a turn, or mix the airiest bread, or
+boil potatoes as new-fallen snow. But there are some unfortunates who
+cannot do it. Let us pity them. They would probably tell us that they
+have not studied poetry and music, the French language, crochet, and
+the Boston, to become kitchen drudges: and they will not fail to
+remind us that Cinderella did not charm the prince as a kitchen-maid,
+and that she had ceased to be Cinderbreech, and had emerged from the
+chimney-corner when she married him. But will they please to curb
+their wrath for a moment and listen to Dr. Clarke? "Unless men and
+women both have brains, the nation will go down. As much brain is
+needed to govern a household as to command a ship; as much to guide a
+family aright as to guide a Congress aright; as much to do the least
+and the greatest of woman's work as to do the least and the greatest
+of man's work."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, the dressing of messes by the neat-handed Phillis is one of the
+important elements of governing a household; and the Princess
+Cinderella was the better housewife because she had once been
+Cinderbreech. Nelson was the better admiral because he had once been
+cabin-boy. Dickens was the better story-teller because he had once
+been reporter. If, indeed, Darby can afford to pay a hundred dollars
+monthly to a <i>chef</i>, Joan need know nothing of messes; but how many
+such Darbys are there?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These remarks, or similar ones, have been often heard by the gentler
+reader, and are somewhat familiar to her, not to say wearisome. "Oh
+yes," she says, "I know all this: men want women in the family to be
+angels and French cooks rolled into one. Heaven save the mark! Suppose
+that women on their side were to expect men in the family to be heroes
+and gentlemen as well as 'good providers?'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Well, madame, they ought to expect it and to insist upon it. Perhaps
+you have played the little game of parlor magic? There are homes in
+which that game is always played, and they are the happiest of all. In
+them the real value of neatness and order, of thrift and taste and
+temperance, is understood, and the Beauty who once lay lapped in lofty
+towers knows that the romance which enshrined her amid those
+battlements and tufted trees is preserved and forever refreshed by the
+art of the neat-handed Phillis. And, madame, upon <i>his</i> side <i>he</i> does
+not reverse the order of the story and of nature, and sink from the
+Prince into the Beast.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="viii">THOREAU AND MY LADY CAVALIERE.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The last time that the Easy Chair saw that remarkable man, Henry
+Thoreau, he came quietly into Mr. Emerson's study to get a volume of
+Pliny's letters. Expecting to see no one, and accustomed to attend
+without distraction to the business in hand, he was as quietly going
+out, when the host spoke to him, and without surprise, and with
+unsmiling courtesy, Thoreau greeted his friends. He seated himself,
+maintaining the same habitual erect posture, which made it seem
+impossible that he could ever lounge or slouch, and that made
+Hawthorne speak of him as "cast-iron," and immediately he began to
+talk in the strain so familiar to his friends. It was a staccato style
+of speech, every word coming separately and distinctly, as if
+preserving the same cool isolation in the sentence that the speaker
+did in society; but the words were singularly apt and choice, and
+Thoreau had always something to say. His knowledge was original. He
+was a Fine-ear and a Sharp-eye in the woods and fields; and he added
+to his knowledge of nature the wisdom of the most ancient times and of
+the best literature. His manner and matter both reproved trifling, but
+in the most impersonal manner. It was like the reproof of Pan's
+statue. There seemed never to be any loosening of the intellectual
+tension, and a call from Thoreau in the highest sense "meant
+business."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the morning of which we are speaking the talk fell upon the
+Indians, with whom he had a profound sympathy, and of whose life and
+ways and nature he apparently had an instinctive knowledge. In the
+slightly contemptuous inference against civilization which his remarks
+left, rather than in any positively scornful tone, there was something
+which rather humorously suggested the man who spoke lightly of the
+equator, but with the difference that there would have been if the
+light speaking had left a horrible suspicion of that excellent circle.
+For Thoreau so ingeniously traced our obligations to the aborigines
+that the claims of civilization for what is really essential palpably
+dwindled. He dropped all manner of curious and delightful information
+as he went on, and it was sad to see in the hollow cheek and the
+large, unnaturally lustrous eye the signs of the disease that very
+soon removed him from among us. Those who remember him, and were
+familiar with his truly heroic and virtuous life, or those who
+perceive in his works that spirit of sweetness and content which made
+him at the last say that he was as happy to be sick as to be well,
+will apply to him the words of his own poem in the first number of the
+<i>Dial</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Say not that Caesar was victorious,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; With toil and strife who stormed the House of Fame;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; In other sense this youth was glorious,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Himself a kingdom wheresoe'er he came."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His talk of the Indians left an impression entirely unlike that of the
+Cooper novel and the red man of the theatre. It was untouched by
+romance or sentimentality. It made them a grave, manly race,
+intimately familiar with nature, with a lofty scorn of feebleness. The
+sylvan shade and the leafy realm and Arden and pastoral poetry were
+wholly wanting in the picture he drew, quite as much as the theory
+that they are vermin to be exterminated as fast as possible. He said
+that the pioneers of civilization, as it is called, among the Indians
+are purveyors of every kind of mischief. We graft the sound native
+stock with a sour fruit, then denounce it bitterly and cut it down.
+What was most admirable in Daniel Boone, he said, was his Indian
+nature and sympathy; and the least admirable part was his hold, such
+as it was, upon civilization. He seemed to imply that if Boone could
+only have succeeded in becoming an Indian altogether, it would have
+been a truly memorable triumph. Thoreau acknowledged that the Indian
+was not only doomed, but, as he gravely said, damned, because his
+enemies were his historians; and he could only say, "Ah, if we lions
+had painted the picture!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The sylvan idea of Daniel Boone would probably have been very rudely
+shattered could he have been actually seen; and Thoreau's Indian was
+certainly not visible in the stories of men of his time who had passed
+weeks among the Indians upon the plains. The pioneers, like Boone, are
+not romantic; their life is a hard toil and struggle; they are
+ignorant, rude, and even repulsive. This is natural, because their
+real work is that of the subsoil plough and the harrow. They lay the
+strong foundations. Without them, no soft waving field of golden
+harvest, no velvet lawn, no Palladian villa, no flower of art and
+culture--in a word, no progress, as we call it--however the shade of
+Thoreau may implacably smile. So when the Lady Cavaliere whispered
+from under her beaded veil, "Don't speak of it, but I am tired to
+death of reformers," it was only the artist's impatience of the
+ploughman; it was Rupert and his men not only sneering at Praise God
+Bare-bones, and singing their mock prayer in the Lenten litany,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"That it may please thee to suppose<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Our actions are as good as those<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That gull the people through the nose,"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+but heartily believing Cromwell and his men to be canting hypocrites.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And yet the Lady Cavaliere is too well informed not to know that it
+was not the silken chivalry who planted the king's standard and
+defended it with all heroism, in whose praise the poets sang, who are
+still the heroes of romance, and whose life had the charm of grace and
+ease and accomplishment and <i>savoir faire</i>, that saved England and a
+great deal more. The lady has sauntered through the palaces where the
+Vandyck portrait of the king hangs upon the walls, the handsome,
+melancholy Stuart. She looked at it secretly, perhaps, with something
+of the same feeling that men think of the hapless Mary, as we call
+her. What a gentleman! how refined! how sad! how agreeable to the
+fancy! Yes, dear lady, and what a liar! how false-hearted! who would
+have had his own foolish way whatever happened to other men! He would
+have gratified your taste to the utmost; you would never have said
+under your breath, "How I hate reformers!" he would have, perhaps,
+carried your imagination and taste against your conscience and
+judgment. And it is for that very reason--because taste and
+imagination are so subtly seductive--that it is essential to challenge
+them. St. Anthony did not mind the devil as a dragon; but the devil as
+a siren--ah! how hard St. Anthony had to pray!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Change is apt to present itself first in its unhandsome aspect. You
+would much rather hear a lute in the moonlight upon the lawn, and
+behold! a coarse plough and a frightful harrow. Yet, so lutes and
+lawns begin. You like the smooth music of a silken court, the
+picturesque ceremony, the poetic tradition, the perfume, the splendor,
+and lo! a troop in jerkin pricking to the fray in horrible earnest,
+and blood, and ghastly wounds, and torture, and merciful death! Yet,
+so courts and ceremonies are instituted. One of the hardest battles
+that reform has to fight is this battle in the air--so to speak: this
+contest with taste and imagination that cling to the myriad-hued moss
+and the delicate vine fringe upon the ogre's castle, and that find the
+donjon so much more picturesque than the house.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A cause is seen through its pioneers, and taste and imagination are
+confused and confounded in the medium. A nature like Falkland's could
+not see liberty clearly even through John Pym--how much less through
+nasal psalm-singing butchers and brewers building a scaffold for the
+king. So, in our own time, the great question that so sorely rent us
+was seen by taste and imagination in the form of delicate,
+highly-cultured women, of a superficial tranquil elegance of society,
+of patriarchal tradition, of easy knowledge of the world, and the
+smooth habit of society upon the one hand; and upon the other, often
+in the form of a queer medley of grotesque people, each more
+extravagant than the other, and uttering the wildest sentiments in the
+most absurd rhetoric. The Lady Cavaliere has not forgotten that the
+last retreat of the doomed system was the salon and the boudoir, where
+taste is law, and where decorous immorality is not unwelcome.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By-and-by, when the reform is established and has become traditional,
+its pioneers become heroic and poetic. The Norman robber is then
+discovered to be a kind of blue-blooded gentleman, or at least the
+sturdy, aboriginal father of gentlemen. The rough and half-savage
+Boone is the ideal frontiersman, with a smack of Arden and the sylvan
+realm. And as for the coarse-toothed harrow--as my Lady Cavaliere sits
+upon the porch and sees the peacock unfolding his glory upon the soft,
+thick sward, do you see that my lady wears a delicate trinket around
+her swan neck, and lo! it is a harrow exquisitely wrought in gold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The feeling with which she breathed through her beaded veil her
+dislike of pioneer reformers is as old as human nature. But it was not
+the sigh of wisdom, but of weariness, in my lady. There is a certain
+insight even in gentle youth which does not recoil from the pioneer,
+and foresees the soft sward springing under the harrow as it tears the
+heavy clods. Those in whom youth abides never outgrow that precious
+insight and foresight. One such, not less fair than my Lady Cavaliere,
+of the most tranquil and undemonstrative behavior, has long been to
+how many good causes one of the most valuable and efficient friends.
+She has not cared that Daniel Boone should recede into poetic distance
+before he seemed to her a hero. In his cabin as he smoked, in the hard
+winter day as he felled the forest tree, in the rough, unhandsome
+experience of every hour, he has been to her the forerunner of
+refinement and plenty and ease. If taste and imagination shrink from
+the squalor of the frontier, she remembers the greater squalor and the
+darker tragedy of the city slum. If the long-haired, shambling, shrill
+fanatic upon the platform be a contemptuous jest to my Lady Cavaliere,
+this fairer lady remembers John clad in goat-skins and crying in the
+wilderness. I wish, she says, that mankind might sit at a sumptuous
+table, but I shall not scoff at the wooden spoon that feeds its
+hunger. She hangs one picture upon her wall: it is Christ sitting at
+meat with publicans and sinners. And so season after season, year
+after year, she carries her sympathy, her hope, her steady faith to
+all the pioneers. She is not a poet, but the world is to her
+enchanted. Under the sharp voice of the reformer she hears the music
+of the harmony which he discordantly foretells. With the distorted
+eyes of the ill-disciplined, ignorant enthusiast she beholds the
+symmetry of the future towards which he looks. In turn, the reformer
+and the enthusiast behold in her and vaguely comprehend the outward
+charm of beauty and grace and high condition which they blindly
+announce. It is as if Daniel Boone, shaggy and savage, suddenly saw
+his cabin and his rude clearing glorified: a stately, hospitable
+mansion, overlooking a placid landscape of rounded groves and blooming
+gardens and distant parks, murmuring with the song of birds and all
+domestic sounds. Her service to a good cause is more than eloquence,
+more than devotion--it is the perpetual presence of its ideal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There were plenty of Lords and Ladies Cavaliere who were tired to
+death of that solemn enthusiast and bore, Columbus. But when he saw
+the shore of San Salvador he must have recalled that he had long ago
+seen it in the patient faith of any unknown friend who had always
+hoped for him and believed with him. The Lady Cavaliere who thinks
+Daniel Boone in early Kentucky, or Christopher Columbus pacing the
+shore and ceaselessly looking westward, the most romantic of figures,
+does not know that she sneered at both when she whispered, "I am tired
+to death of reformers."
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="ix">HONESTUS AT THE CAUCUS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+A man who is easily discouraged, who is not willing to put the good
+seed out of sight and wait for results, who desponds if he cannot
+obtain everything at once, and who thinks the human race lost if he is
+disappointed, will be very unhappy if he persists in taking a part in
+politics. There is no sphere in which self-deception is easier. A man
+with a restless personal ambition is very apt to believe his own
+purposes to be public ends, and he finds his party to be recreant to
+its principles if he fails to get what he wants. A young man comes
+from college carefully trained, with the taste for politics which
+belongs to the English race, and with the wish and hope to distinguish
+himself and to serve his country. He attaches himself to a party, and
+works for it in the usual way, waiting for his opportunity and his
+distinction. Gradually the gratification of his ambition becomes his
+test of the patriotic sincerity and wisdom of his party. He does not
+think that it is so. He does not state it to himself in that bald way.
+But he feels that he is the kind of man that his party ought to
+promote, that he has the capacity and the desire to be of use, and
+that if his party has not perceptions sharp enough to know its own
+best men, nor the wish to distinguish them by calling them to office,
+there is something deplorable in its condition.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am afraid," said a gentleman of this kind to the Easy Chair, "that
+my party is falling into bad hands. I see signs of corruption which
+seem to me very disheartening." He shook his head forebodingly. This
+gentleman did not conceal his opinion. He announced it freely, and the
+rumor came to the ears of the real managers of the party. They put
+their heads together, and presently the foreboding gentleman was
+called to a public position. Again the Easy Chair met him, and he said
+that the political prospect was very much more encouraging than he had
+ever known it to be. There was a spirit abroad, he thought, which
+would certainly lead to great results. Indeed, the clouds were gone,
+and the sun shone brightly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At another time another gentleman shook his head in the same way. He
+held a pleasant position, but he found that promotion was very slow,
+and he began to despond and to think the times sadly demoralized, and
+his party--at least he feared it--fatally mercenary. It was evidently
+indifferent to reform, and seemed to care little for the wishes of the
+people or the character of the country. He, too, shook his head with
+profound distrust of the future; and the Easy Chair fell into deep
+depression, and wondered whether, after all, a republican form of
+government might not be a failure. Before it was possible to say so
+conclusively, however, the Chair heard that his friend had decided to
+seek reform and the welfare of the race "under the banner" of the
+opposing party. And again, while considering whether all patriots
+ought not to follow so eminent an example, it learned that the
+desponding soul who had had the courage to face obloquy and change his
+party relations had only done so after prolonged and fruitless efforts
+to secure official place under his old party. Had he obtained it that
+party would still have seemed to him resolute, patriotic, and
+discerning, and he would have continued to serve his country in the
+association to which he had become accustomed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is no South American general who overthrows a government and
+enthrones himself as dictator upon the ruins who does not announce
+with imposing solemnity that the old system was intolerable, and that
+the interests of humanity and the country required him to do as he had
+done. Not one of them was ever known to declare that he had destroyed
+the old government because he wished to be the government himself. The
+two friends of the Easy Chair had sincerely sophisticated themselves,
+and identified their personal advantage and wishes with the public
+interest. If they had told the precise truth they would have said that
+they wanted office, and if they could not get it from one party they
+would try another. When a man is conscious of a strong desire and of
+great ability to serve the public, this kind of sophistication is
+easy. That which should make a generous man suspicious under such
+circumstances is that he confounds official position with public
+service. The latter, indeed, is in a sense a technical phrase; but a
+man may equally serve the public unofficially by taking his part in
+the necessary and disagreeable details of practical politics. If he
+will not do this he must share the responsibility of bad government.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet here, again, he must not be discouraged if his efforts appear to
+be abortive and the results ridiculous. The secret of a republic seems
+abstractly to be very simple, for it is merely that all good men shall
+act together and elect good officers. But good men cannot act together
+if they do not think together, and the best method of obtaining
+results which all desire is the very problem of politics. All good men
+cannot act together, therefore, because good men differ. But even the
+good men who agree cannot easily and simply have their way, because
+political measures can be secured only by organization, and the
+organization, or the machine by which the result is to be attained,
+may very readily fall into crafty or corrupt hands, which will use the
+sincerity and pure purpose of better men to serve base and mercenary
+ends. The first of the two friends of the Easy Chair was used in this
+manner. He was sincere and pure, but he was vain, and therefore weak,
+and the clever managers hit him in the heel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Again, a man may be wholly free of weakness or vanity, and, without
+the least personal wish or ambition in public life, may take part in
+politics solely from a commanding sense of duty, and yet find himself
+and his efforts not only unavailing for his own purposes, but
+ludicrously and hopelessly perverted to serve those of others.
+Honestus was such a man: in the truest sense a patriot in feeling, yet
+he confessed that he had hitherto neglected his political duties, but
+declared that henceforth he would lose no opportunity of correcting
+his conduct. He saw with joy the notice of an approaching primary
+meeting, and when the evening arrived he hastened to the hall with the
+pleasing consciousness that he was discharging a great public duty. He
+reached the hall, and was heartily welcomed by the observant managers,
+whom, had Titbottom's spectacles been at hand, he would have seen to
+be foxes--at least. They were very glad indeed to see Honestus and men
+like him engaging in politics. They saw in that fact the augury of a
+better day. It was a peculiar pleasure to co-operate with him, and
+they trusted that this was but the beginning of a good habit upon his
+part. Honestus could not help thinking how easy it was to exaggerate,
+and to suppose men to be a great deal worse than they are, and
+wondered that he had never before taken the trouble--or, rather,
+fulfilled the duty--of attending the primary meeting.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The proceedings began, and he was exceedingly interested. Officers
+were appointed, and it was evident from their speeches that nothing
+but honesty and economy was to be sought, and only men of the most
+spotless character nominated. But it was necessary to have a committee
+upon nominations; and to his surprise and gratification Honestus heard
+his own name mentioned as one of the committee, and almost blushed as
+he was appointed its chairman. The committee was requested to
+withdraw, and to report the names of candidates as soon as possible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Honestus and his colleagues therefore retired to a dim
+passage-way--where, as he subsequently remarked, he should have been
+rather alarmed to meet either of them at night and alone--and business
+began. Various names were mentioned, of which, unfortunately, Honestus
+had never heard one; and at length one of the most positive of the
+committee said, emphatically, that, upon the whole, Sly was the very
+man for the place. There was a general murmur of assent and
+satisfaction. Honestus heard on every side that it was "just the
+thing;" that Sly was "an A1 boy," and that he was "always there;" he
+was also "square," and "right up to the line;" and by common consent
+Sly seemed to be the Heaven-appointed candidate.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rather disturbed by his total ignorance of this conspicuous public
+character, Honestus turned to his neighbor and said, guardedly, with
+the air of a man who was musing upon Sly's qualifications, "Oh,
+Sly--Sly?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes," said his neighbor, "Sly."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Certainly," replied Honestus; "certainly. But--who--is--Sly?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His neighbor looked at him for a moment, and repeated the question in
+a tone of incredulity--"<i>Who is Sly?</i>"--as if he had said, Who is
+George Washington?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes; I don't think that I know him."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Don't know Sly?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, if you did know him, you'd know that he's just the man we want;
+bang up; made for it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh, is he?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You bet--A1."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well," said the member who had first announced that Sly was the very
+man for the place, "I suppose they'll be waiting. I nominate Sly as
+the candidate."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The chairman said yes, but that, unfortunately for himself, he did not
+know Mr. Sly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, you don't know anything against him, do you?" asked the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Certainly not."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, we all know him, and he is the very man. We ought to hurry."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Honestus put the question, and Sly was unanimously named as the
+candidate to be reported to the meeting by the chairman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The meeting was already stamping and clapping and calling for the
+committee, and the energetic mover of Sly said that it was necessary
+to go in right away. The committee made for the hall, and the chairman
+followed. He knew nothing of Sly nor of the people who had named him,
+and he knew nobody else whom he could propose for the place. Honestus
+felt very much as a leaf might feel upon the fall at Niagara, and in
+the next moment the chairman of the meeting was asking him if the
+committee were ready to report. The chairman of the committee bowed.
+The chairman of the meeting said that the report would now be made.
+Honestus stated that he was instructed to report the name of Sly. The
+meeting roared. There was some thumping by the chairman, and Honestus
+heard only the name of Sly and "by acclamation," and a whirlwind of
+calls upon "Sly!" "Sly!" "Speech!" "Speech!" The next moment Sly, with
+a large diamond pin, was upon the platform thanking and promising, and
+the meeting was stormily cheering and adjourning <i>sine die</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Honestus walked quietly home, perceiving that the result of his
+practical effort to discharge the primary duties of a citizen was that
+Sly, one of the most disreputable and dishonest of public sharks, had
+been nominated by a committee of which he was chairman, and that the
+whole weight of the name of Honestus was thrown upon the side of
+rascality with a diamond pin. And he reflected that in politics, as
+elsewhere, it is necessary to begin as early in preparation for action
+as the rascals.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet he did not lose his faith, nor suppose that popular government is
+a cheat and a snare, because he had been involuntarily made the
+instrument of knaves. Honestus understands that good government is one
+of the best things in the world, and he knows that good things of that
+kind are not cheap. He is willing to pay the price, and the price is
+the trouble to ascertain who Sly is, and the time to do his part in
+defeating Sly. For Honestus knows that if he does not rule, Sly will.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="x">THALBERG AND OTHER PIANISTS, 1871.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It was about fifteen years ago that Thalberg, who has just died only
+fifty-nine years old, was in this country. Jenny Lind had been here
+some years earlier, and Alboni and Grisi a little later, and
+Vieuxtemps and Sivori and Ole Bull a dozen years before. Jullien, with
+his monster orchestra, had given monstrous concerts in the monstrous
+hall of Castle Garden, and many a musician of less fame had come to
+try his fortune. But we had had neither of the acknowledged masters of
+the piano, the founders of the modern school of playing--Liszt and
+Thalberg. Liszt, spoiled and capricious, played very seldom. Chopin,
+more a composer than a performer, we in America had never supposed
+would cross the sea: so sensitive, so delicate, so shadowy, his life
+seemed to exhale, a passionate sigh of music. In the stormy,
+blood-soaked, ruined Paris of to-day it is not easy to imagine those
+evenings at the Prince Czartoryski's, when Chopin played in the
+moonlight the mazurkas and polonaises and waltzes which moonlight or
+dreams seem often to have inspired, but through which the proud
+movement of the old Polish dance and song triumphantly rings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In George Sand's <i>Letters of a Traveller</i> Chopin also appears, but
+sadly and hopelessly. What Xavier de Maistre says of the Fornarina and
+Raphael is the undertone of all the passages of the book that speak of
+Chopin--"She loved her love more than her lover." Then came the burial
+at the Madeleine, with his own funeral march beating time to his
+grave. The mere pianist who had aroused the most enthusiasm in this
+country was Leopold de Meyer, who came more than twenty years ago. His
+was a blithe, exhilarating style. There was a grotesque little plaster
+cast of him in the shop-windows at the time, representing him
+crouching over the instrument, with enormous hands spread upon the
+keyboard, and his fat knees crowding in to cover all the rest of the
+space. It was slam-bang playing, but so skilful, and with such a
+tickling melody, that it was irresistibly popular. His "Marche
+Marocaine," a brilliant <i>tour de force</i>, was always sure to captivate
+the audience; and his success was indisputable.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+De Meyer's concerts were sometimes given in the old Tabernacle in
+Broadway, near Leonard Street, the circular church which for so many
+years was the chief public hall in the city. The platform was almost
+in the centre, and the aisles radiated from it. The galleries went
+quite around the building, and, except for the huge columns which
+supported a dome, it was convenient both for hearing and seeing. Here
+were some of the great antislavery meetings in the hottest days of the
+agitation. The anniversaries were held here, and it was the scene of
+all popular lectures and of concerts. A few blocks above, upon
+Broadway, near Canal Street, was the old Apollo Hall, where the first
+Philharmonic concerts took place. In those early days of the German
+music--days which followed the City Hotel epoch and the Garcia
+opera--people were so unaccustomed to the proprieties of the
+concert-room that the Easy Chair has even known some persons to
+whisper and giggle during the performance of the finest symphonies of
+Beethoven and Mozart, and so excessively rude as to rustle out of the
+hall before the last piece was ended.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Upon one such occasion it said to its neighbor, as they were coming
+out:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It is a pity such ill-mannered people should thrust themselves among
+ladies and gentlemen."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Ill-mannered!" quoth its neighbor; "I assure you they are carriage
+company from the neighborhood of Union Square."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In these days of universal respectful attention at the Philharmonic
+concerts it is but a curious reminiscence of long-passed boorishness,
+this of persons who whispered and giggled, and rustled out before the
+end, at concerts, to the disturbance of all mannerly people.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the city grew the concerts came up-town, and were for some time
+given at Niblo's concert-room. But, wherever they were, one person was
+for many years constantly familiar, sometimes as general director,
+sometimes as pianist to accompany singing, always modest, courteous,
+and efficient, a man widely and most kindly remembered--Henry C. Timm.
+Like most of our musical benefactors, he was a German, and gave
+lessons in piano-playing. He was not one of the great virtuosos, but
+his touch was delicate and nimble, and he had a sincere love of his
+art. Often and often, at a house always pleasant from that
+reminiscence, with the consent of parent and pupil, and to his own
+great delight, the hour designed for the scholar's scales and
+exercises was given to the master's playing. He was fond of Weber's
+"Invitation to the Waltz," and he played it with force and precision
+and the utmost delicacy. Mr. Timm had a pale, smooth, sharp face, a
+rather prim manner, and a quick, modest gait. He was most
+simple-hearted, and loved a joke; and his fun was all the more
+effective from his very sober face and his lisp. It was his wife who
+was long the most efficient actress at Mitchell's old Olympic in the
+palmy days of burlesque.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was at Niblo's that Thalberg played. Many of the virtuosos had
+been--like De Meyer--so extravagant in their action, and so evidently
+what we now call "sensational," that there was great curiosity to see
+the master whose name had been familiar since 1830, and famous since
+1835, when he first played in Paris. The comparative estimate of the
+two men, Liszt and Thalberg, was that the former was a player of
+eccentric genius, the latter of consummate talent: a judgment which is
+very apt to spring from a superficial theory that eccentricity is the
+signet of genius. The long hair, the wild aspect of Paganini, did much
+to confirm this feeling.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the concerts of Thalberg there were some preliminary performances,
+and then a gentleman with side whiskers and no mustache,
+unostentatiously dressed, entered upon the platform. His manner was
+grave and tranquil, and he bowed respectfully as he seated himself at
+the instrument. Immediately, without a flourish or grimace, steadily
+and calmly watching the audience, he touched the piano, and it began
+to sing. There was no pounding, no muscular contortion. Nothing but
+his hands seemed to be engaged, and apparently without effort they
+exhausted the whole force of the instrument. It was in every respect
+except its great effectiveness the reverse of De Meyer's playing. The
+effect, indeed, was astonishing. When the player arose, as quietly and
+gravely as he had seated himself, there was a tumult of applause, to
+which he bowed and tranquilly withdrew.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The characteristic of his style is well known. It was a series of
+harmonious combinations of all the resources of the key-board, through
+which the melody was clearly articulated. It was by study and by long
+practice only that he carried this method to its perfection. Thus in
+one of his great fantasias, that from Mozart's "Don Giovanni," the
+sentiment of the whole opera was reproduced. Perhaps you do not admire
+brilliant variations upon a theme selected from the opera, but in this
+performance you are affected by the passionate movement of the entire
+work. It is a wonderful epitome. The same respect which he showed for
+his audience and for himself, and which made him always a
+self-possessed gentleman, he also had for his instrument. De Meyer
+seemed to suppose that the full range and power of the piano could not
+be developed except by grotesque methods. Other players treat it as if
+impatient of its limitations, and resolved to make an orchestra of a
+feeble key-board. But Thalberg instinctively apprehended the character
+of the instrument, and respected its limitations as well as its
+powers, and knew that its utmost resource was attainable by skilled
+motion rather than by brute force. Therefore he played with his hands,
+and not with his knees and his body. But the force of his fingers was
+magical, and the volume of sound that followed was as great as any
+player evoked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thalberg was a player only, and not, in the sense of Chopin, a
+composer. What are called his compositions are arrangements and
+adaptations of themes from operas treated to develop them with all the
+richness of the instrument. The originality is in the method of
+instrumentation, and in this he was original, and is really the
+founder of the present piano school. As a player his characteristic
+was the cantabile--the singing quality; and this he had beyond all
+players. The flowing sweetness of his style is indescribable. There
+were many, indeed, who complained of a want of fire, and denied him
+that passion without which no work of art is perfect. But it was
+impossible to hear him play his fantasia from "Don Giovanni," for
+instance, without perceiving all the passion of the original. Mozart
+was not lost under his hands. And the impression of coldness was
+largely due, doubtless, to the tranquillity and propriety of his
+appearance and manner.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most generally popular of his successors at the piano in this
+country was undoubtedly Gottschalk, who was here quite as early as
+Thalberg, whose fame eclipsed all others. Upon his arrival Gottschalk
+played privately at a small party. He was a foreign-looking youth,
+with a peculiarly dull eye, and taciturn, but he was familiar with
+every kind of music. When he was asked he played Chopin, and with
+great skill. But his chief successes were his West Indian melodies,
+which were full of picturesque suggestion. His execution was rapid,
+brilliant, and forcible, but a great deal of his playing was too
+evidently <i>tours de force</i>. It was always interesting to watch his
+audience, when, upon being recalled, he began one of the West Indian
+strains. There was a minor monotonous theme in them which fascinated
+the listeners. They heard the beat of the tambourine, and saw the
+movement of the dance, and with them all the characteristic scenery
+and association of the tropics filled their imaginations. The languid
+grace, the rich indolence, the gay profusion of the lands where the
+banana grows, they felt and saw.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+How many admirable players and singers have come among us! And when,
+as now, one drops through the bridge of Mirza, a host of Easy Chairs
+pause for a moment to remember how many there were, and to delight in
+thinking how many more there will be. Once it was the sailor who
+crossed the sea to find El Dorado and Cathay, now it is the artist who
+follows in the fascinating quest. But sailor and artist seeking gold
+in far countries, like the pollen-powdered bee sucking honey in the
+flowers, bring as rare a treasure as they find.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xi">URBS AND RUS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Tibs, who has an observing eye for many aspects of life, lately
+informed the Easy Chair of his conclusion that there are some serious
+objections to a suburban residence. This is a subject in which so many
+intelligent and judicious readers of these pages are interested, that
+the Easy Chair could not be indifferent to Mr. Tibs's conclusions. The
+population which "sleeps out of town," which goes and comes daily to
+and from the neighborhood of every great city in every part of the
+country, is immense and increasing, and it has always rather an air of
+lofty sympathy and pity for those who still cling to the "sweet
+seclusion of streets." This is the more observable and amusing because
+the denizens of town upon their part assume that their fellow-creatures
+who resort to the country as a residence are mainly impelled by
+motives of economy. For who would live out of town if he could live
+comfortably in it?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You must find it very annoying to be tied to exact hours of trains
+and boats," says Urbs to Rus, "and it is not the pleasantest thing in
+the world to be obliged to pick your way through the river streets to
+the ferry, or wait at stations. However, you probably calculated the
+waste of time and the trouble before you decided to live in Frogtown."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Every choice has its inconveniences, undoubtedly," responds Rus, "but
+I concluded that I preferred fresh air for my children to the
+atmosphere of sewers and gas factories, and I have a prejudice for
+breakfasting by sunlight rather than by gas. Then my wife enjoys the
+singing of birds in the morning more than the cry of the milkman, and
+the silence at night secures a sweeter sleep than the rattle of the
+horse-cars. It is true that we have no brick block opposite, and no
+windows of houses behind commanding our own. But to set off such
+deprivations there are pleasant hills and wooded slopes and gardens.
+They are not sidewalks, to be sure, but they satisfy us."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes, yes; I see," says Urbs. "We are more to be pitied than I
+thought. If we must go out in the evening, we don't have the advantage
+of stumbling over hummocks and sinking in the mud or dust in the dark;
+we can only go dry-shod upon clean flagging abundantly lighted. Then
+we have nothing but Thomas's orchestra and the opera and the bright
+little theatre to console us for the loss of the frog and tree-toad
+concert and the tent-circus. Instead of plodding everywhere upon our
+own feet, which is so pleasant after running round upon them all day
+in town, we have nothing but cars and stages at hand to carry us to
+our own doors. I see clearly there are great disadvantages in city
+life. If a friend and his wife drop in suddenly in the evening or to
+dine, it is monstrously inconvenient to have an oyster-shop round the
+corner whence to improvise a supper or a dinner. It would be so much
+better to have nothing but the village grocery a mile or two away. The
+advantages are conspicuous. I wonder the entire population of the city
+doesn't go out to live in Frogtown."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rus always feels in secret that he is at a disadvantage so long as he
+must go to town every day to attend to his business. He reasons
+plausibly that the train or the boat is no more than the horse-car,
+and he proves conclusively that he can be at his office within half an
+hour of his friend who lives in Fiftieth Street. But his friend
+irritatingly replies that on pleasant mornings he prefers not to take
+the car. He walks down in the bright air and through the busy street.
+With twinkling and triumphant eyes he invites Rus to do the same.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rus gayly replies that the sun is quite as bright upon green fields as
+upon brick blocks or stone flagging, and the shifting panorama from
+the car window is a lovely picture. Urbs assents, and adds that the
+dust and cinders also give great zest to the enjoyment, and that
+dragging through tunnels is full of delight and beauty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the real sorrow that Rus feels has not yet been touched. It is the
+grief which Mr. Tibs has observed and confided to the Easy Chair. It
+haunts his happy hours with sad foreboding. He cannot look from his
+window but he sees it. He cannot celebrate the charms of country and
+suburban life but it seems to mock him. It turns his joy to ashes. He
+looks upon the wife of his bosom with anguish as he thinks of it. He
+gazes ruefully into his children's eyes; pretty innocents, they know
+naught of the impending blow. It is a Shadow, as Thackeray would have
+solemnly said, with Bulwerian impressiveness, which Pursues Him at Mid
+Day. It Awakens Him at Mid Night, and Says to Him, Sleep No More! What
+is it, do you ask? inquires Mr. Tibs, in his most startling manner.
+Brethren, 'tis the fell hand of improvement. That is it. It is that
+which harrows the suburban soul and destroys suburban peace. No man
+who lives in the neighborhood of the city, or in any little
+settlement, community, hamlet, thorp, village, or town which is
+occupied with people doing business in the city, but is exposed in his
+rural retirement, in his suburban home, to the ravages of improvement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are suburban neighborhoods of New York which are said to be
+subject to malaria, to fever and ague. It is false, as every denizen
+of Bay Ridge and Flushing knows. There are others which are alleged to
+be a prey to mosquitoes and chills. 'Tis a base fabrication, as every
+Staten Islander and dweller by the Newark marshes is ready to swear.
+It is notorious, and is established upon the very best authority,
+namely, that of the inhabitants of the districts themselves, that no
+shores are so salubrious as those of the bay of New York. Strict
+justice, indeed, demands--and to nothing so much as strict justice and
+truthfulness in these matters are the peaceful people of those shores
+devoted--strict justice and truth demand that it should not be denied
+that single, exceptional, but upon the whole sufficiently well
+attested cases of malarial trouble have been known. But they were
+always brought from abroad, probably from that losel Yankee-land from
+which most of the woe of New York has proceeded. While, therefore, it
+is a wanton calumny--and the corroboration of all suburban
+property-holders is invited to the statement--to assert that any
+portion of the neighborhood of New York, or of any other great city,
+let it be Philadelphia, Chicago, or St. Louis, Boston, Baltimore, or
+Savannah, is subject to malaria, or is otherwise than the true
+sanitarium of the continent, yet it must be owned with sorrow that
+every suburban region is infested with the spirit of improvement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Edwin and Angelina were married yesterday, and will devote their
+honey-moon to the quest of a place in which to build their permanent
+nest. They find it at last in the most delightful of suburban
+neighborhoods. They build the pretty cottage. They spread out smooth
+green lawns, and plant trees and shrubs, and hide themselves in
+flowers. They have made a sweet sylvan seclusion, in which they sit
+and smile at the eloquence of Urbs, who pities their exile and depicts
+the charm of streets. Streets are charming, respond Edwin and Angelina
+in connubial chorus, but we will have none of them. Fond, foolish
+pair! For even at that moment the desolating spirit of improvement is
+staking out a street across their most emerald lawn and through their
+most sacred grove; their trees and flowers and turf are doomed, and
+their seclusion is to be turned into a dusty highway.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suburban improvement is the ruthless devastator of home. There is no
+remedy. To oppose the ruin of the place which you have carefully made,
+which has grown around you in increasing beauty with the growth and
+development of your family, which is associated with all that is
+happiest in your life, and which is in some sort the flowering and
+expression of yourself, is to be derided as withstanding the public
+benefit and the advantage of those less fortunate than yourself. The
+instinct of protecting the home that you have made is denounced as
+sentimental selfishness, and the law steps forward, cuts down your
+trees, plows up your lawn, lays a gutter under your window, destroys
+your home, and hands you some dollars for what it calls compensation,
+or demands them for what it styles improvement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I am of opinion, therefore, says Mr. Tibs, and the Easy Chair commends
+the reflection to those intending matrimony and thinking of a country
+home, that there are some serious objections to a suburban residence.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xii">RIP VAN WINKLE.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Going the other evening to see "Rip Van Winkle," the old question of
+its moral naturally came up, and Portia warmly asserted that it was
+shameful to bring young children to see a play in which the exquisite
+skill of Jefferson threw a glamour upon the sorriest vice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"See," she said, "the earnest, tearful interest with which these boys
+and girls near us hang upon the story. The charm to them of the scene
+and of the acting is indescribable. Do you suppose they can escape the
+effect? All their sympathy is kindled for the good-natured and
+good-for-nothing reprobate, and when Gretchen turns him out into the
+night and the storm, they cannot help feeling that it is she, not he,
+who has ruined the home, and that the drunken vagabond, who has just
+made his endearments the cover of deception, is really the victim of a
+virago. And when he returns, old and decrepit, and, we might hope,
+purged of that fatal appetite which has worked all the woe, it is his
+old victim, the woman whose youth his evil habits ruined, and who, in
+consequence of those habits was driven into the power of the
+tormentor, Derrick von Beekman, who hands him 'the cup that shall be
+death in tasting,' as if it were she, and not he, who had been
+properly chastened and converted from the fatal error of supposing
+that drunkenness is not a good thing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No, no," said Portia, indignantly and eloquently, raising her voice
+to that degree that the Easy Chair feared to hear the appalling "'sh!
+'sh!" of the disturbed neighbors; "it is a grossly immoral spectacle,
+and the subtler and more fascinating the genius of Mr. Jefferson in
+the representation, the more deadly is the effect."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The drop had just fallen, and the scene on the mountains was about to
+open. The house had been darkened, and as the clear, quiet, unforced
+tone of Rip, yielding, not remonstrating, to the doom that we all knew
+and he did not, fell upon the hushed audience, the eyes of men and
+women were full of tears; while the orchestra murmured, <i>mezzo voce</i>,
+during the storm within and without the house, the tenderly pathetic
+melody of the "Lorelei:"
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"I know not what it presages,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This heart with sadness fraught;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; 'Tis a tale of the olden ages<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; That will not from my thought."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was not easy to find in the emotion of that moment a response to
+Portia's accusation of gross immorality. There was but a poetic figure
+in the mind--the sweet-natured, weak-willed, simple-hearted vagabond
+of the village and the mountain--touching the heart with pity, and, in
+the drunken scene, with sorrow. This figure excludes all the rest. Its
+symmetry and charm are the triumph of the play as acted. Now the
+immorality can not lie in the kindly feeling for the tippling
+vagabond, for that is natural and universal. Indeed, the same kind of
+weakness that leads to a habit of tippling belongs often to the most
+charming and attractive natures, and the representation of the fact
+upon the stage is not in itself immoral. The immorality must be found,
+if anywhere, as Portia insisted, in the charm with which vice is
+invested.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But is it so invested in this play? It used to be urged against
+Bulwer's early novels that they made scoundrels fascinating, and that
+boys after reading them would prefer rascals to honest men. If that
+had been the fact, the novels would have been justly open to that
+censure. But, tried by this standard, Rip Van Winkle, as Mr. Jefferson
+plays it, is far from an immoral play. The picture as he paints it is
+moral in the same sense that nature is moral. No man, shiftless, idle,
+and drunken, afraid to go home, ashamed before his children, without
+self-respect or the regard of others, however gentle and sweet, and
+however much a favorite with the boys and girls and animals he may be,
+is a man whose courses those boys will wish to imitate or who will
+make vice more tasteful to them. The pathos of the second part of the
+play, in which the change of age mingled with mystery is marvellously
+portrayed, is largely due to the consciousness that this melancholy
+end is all due to that woful beginning. The expulsion of Derrick and
+his nephew is nothing, the happiness of Meenie and her lover is
+nothing, the release of Gretchen is nothing, there is only a wasted
+old man, without companions, the long prime of whose life has been
+lost in unconsciousness, and who, suddenly awaking, looks at us
+pitifully from the edge of the grave.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By the most prosaic standards this should not seem to adorn vice with
+attraction. It is true that the spectator is more interested in Rip
+than in his wife, and that she is made a virago. But it is not his
+drunkenness that charms, and her virtue is at least severe. Indeed, if
+this performance is to be tried by this standard, the play must be
+regarded as a temperance mission. For temperance is to be inculcated
+upon the youthful spectators who sit near us not so much by stories
+and pictures of the furious brute who drives wife and children from a
+home made desolate by him, and who fly from him as from a demon, as by
+this simple, faithful showing of the kind-hearted loiterer who makes
+wretched a wife who yet loves him, and who denounces himself to the
+child that he loves. This is the fair view of it as a picture of
+ordinary human life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, as we look, the low wail of the sad music is in our ears, the
+scene changes to a weird world of faery, the story merges in a dream,
+and Rip Van Winkle smiles at us from a realm beyond the diocese of
+conscience. If conscience, indeed, will obtrude, conscience shall be
+satisfied. It is a sermon if you will, but if you will, also, it is a
+poem.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xiii">A CHINESE CRITIC.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair was agreeably surprised the other day by a call from a
+yellowish-visaged gentleman in a queue, who announced himself as of
+the family of Lien Chi Altangi, a name which the reader will recall as
+that of the Chinese philosopher and citizen of the world whose letters
+of observation in England were edited by Dr. Goldsmith. After the
+natural courtesies of such a meeting, and the Easy Chair's compliments
+upon the shrewdness and charm of his distinguished ancestor's
+observations, the Chinese gentleman fell into easy conversation, and
+was congratulated upon his singular familiarity with our language. He
+remarked that it was always an advantage to a traveller to know the
+language of the country, and he had no doubt that so travelling a
+people as the American were of the same opinion. "And as you travel
+over the world more generally than any other people," he said, "I
+presume that you are generally familiar with many languages." The Easy
+Chair bowed, and cleared its throat, and smiled, and said, "Oh
+yes--probably--undoubtedly."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yours is a very great country," the visitor politely returned, "and
+this city is indeed magnificent. It promises one day to rival Pekin,
+at least in extent and population. The pleasure of seeing your great
+men--the great men of so great a city, I mean--must be very unusual,
+and I should be infinitely your debtor if you would accompany me to
+your temple of civic greatness--your City Hall, as I understand you
+call it. Your popular institutions, as we are told in China, are
+intended to secure worthy governors of the people by the votes of the
+people themselves. It is exceedingly interesting, and I am very
+anxious to study the working of your institutions in your chief city."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair bowed and cleared its throat again, and answered that
+the study of the city was certainly very interesting, but without
+proffering to escort the travelling philosopher to the City Hall, it
+contented itself with remarking that ours is a very great country, and
+that its institutions are unequalled in the world.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have met no American who is not of that opinion," courteously
+returned the Chinese gentleman, "and I was pleased to see upon a visit
+to your Washington and Fulton markets a noble illustration of the
+generous and becoming manner in which such important parts of your
+municipal institutions are managed."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair answered that it was not that kind of institution which
+it had intended by its remark.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Possibly you allude to another great institution which I have
+visited," returned the traveller, with exquisite courtesy. "You justly
+pride yourself upon your advances in sanitary science, and I am a
+devout pilgrim seeking enlightenment. Judge, then, with what pleasure
+I saw your chief temple of the customs. What convenience and economy
+of arrangement! How singularly fitted for its purpose! You are indeed
+a great people. I passed into the main circular hall, and what purity
+of atmosphere, what admirable ventilation, what refreshing coolness
+and sweetness; it is, indeed, a sanitarium; nor can I wonder that you
+are proud of your progress and achievements in this science. But when
+I learned that the officers engaged in the public service in this
+temple, in the business of various accounts, and in determining the
+value of the products of the whole world, were appointed to the duty
+because of their zeal in providing candidates for offices and
+procuring votes for them, I was lost in admiration of institutions
+under which zealous shouting and running are evidence of skill to
+embroider muslin and to calculate interest. Truly you are a great
+people, and your institutions overflow with wisdom."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair bowed and smiled, but the precise terms of an
+appropriate reply did not suggest themselves, until, remembering what
+was due to its native land, it began: "There can, however, illustrious
+son of Lien Chi Altangi, be no doubt that we are a very great and
+superior people, and that we have a very just pity and contempt for
+all the unhappy victims of the effete despotisms and hoary empires of
+the older world--not that we believe the other continents to be
+actually older, for our own favored continent doubtless emerged first
+from chaos, but it is an expression which, with the generosity of our
+institutions, we are willing to tolerate."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I cannot deny your greatness," politely said the yellowish-visaged
+gentleman, "and far be it from me to question your superiority. It was
+but yesterday evening that I attended a social assembly which was
+described to me as a full-undress party, and as I entered and beheld
+many of the other sex, I was struck by the accuracy of the
+description. As I promenaded through the brilliant throng with one of
+the loveliest of your young persons of that sex, she said to me, with
+a bewitching smile, 'Dear Mr. Altangi, is it true that Chinese women
+squeeze their feet for beauty? How very funny!'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"She panted as she spoke, and I saw that her body was evidently
+incased in some kind of rigid and unyielding garment, and that her
+waist was surely not the waist of nature. I gazed as intently as
+decorum would permit--for I am but a student of cities and of men--and
+I was sure that my lovely companion's body was more cruelly compressed
+than the feet of my adorable countrywomen, and her panting breath was
+but evidence of the justice of my observation. I asked her with
+sympathy if I could not call some companion to relieve her, or, if the
+case were urgent, whether I could not myself offer succor. But she
+gazed at me as if I spoke a strange language, and smilingly asked my
+meaning.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"'Dear miss,' I said, 'are you not in great suffering?' 'Not at all,'
+she replied, and I paid homage to her heroism. 'I know not, dear miss,
+whether to admire more the greatness of your heroism or the generosity
+of your sympathy. While you are in torment yourself, your tender
+interest goes forth to my countrywomen in what you believe to be
+torture. Be comforted, dear miss; the anguish of a squeezed foot is
+not comparable to that of a waist so cruelly confined as yours, and
+the consequences, also, are not to be compared.' If human bodies in
+your great and happy country are made like ours in China, certainly,
+Mr. Easy Chair, I must acknowledge that in heroic endurance of the
+cruelty of fashion your country is indeed pre-eminent."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There seemed to be such a singular misapprehension upon the part of
+the courteous visitor that the Easy Chair was beginning again to
+explain--"Yes, but the indisputable superiority of our glorious
+country"--when the son of Altangi interrupted, with suavity:
+"Certainly. I was about to add that while my fair companion insisted
+that I should confess the pinching of the feet to be a heinous folly,
+if not, as she was plainly disposed to believe, a crime, my eye was
+arrested by another lightly and lowly draped figure of the same sex
+advancing towards us with an uncertain, hobbling step so like the gait
+of the lovely Chinese maidens of almond eyes that again I watched
+intently, and I saw that not only was this sylph drawn out of all
+natural form at the waist, but that she was attempting to walk in
+little shoes supported upon high pivots called heels under the centre
+of the feet. It was an ingenious combination of torture and
+helplessness, to which no social circle in my native land offers a
+parallel. It is a wonderful achievement, due, I have no doubt, Mr.
+Easy Chair, to the manifest superiority of your great country, and
+plainly a striking illustration of it. Yet it is interesting and
+touching that the maidens of your politer circles, gasping in pinched
+waists, and balancing and tottering on pivots under their shoes,
+should inquire with so amused an air about the squeezed feet of
+Chinese ladies. I pay you my compliments, Mr. Easy Chair, upon your
+extraordinary country." The urbanity of the visitor was perfect. The
+Easy Chair looked at his eyes to see if they twinkled, but they had
+only a bland regard; and as it was beginning again--"Nevertheless,
+sir, you will admit that the superiority of our institutions"--there
+seemed to be so positive an approach to twinkling in the Chinese eyes
+that the Easy Chair paused, smiled, and then said: "Worthy son of Lien
+Chi Altangi, thy words enlighten the mind, even as those of thy
+ancestor illuminated the minds of our fathers over the sea. By their
+light I read the meaning of the saying that in my youth I heard in the
+valleys of the Tyrol, 'Beyond the mountains there are men also.'"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xiv">HOLIDAY SAUNTERING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The richness and profusion and variety of the Christmas shops in a
+great city, the sack of the treasures of the whole earth, which
+furnish such splendid spoil, recall a remark of Buckle. He says that
+the history of the world shows enormous progress in all kinds of
+knowledge, in institutions, in commerce and manufactures, and in every
+pursuit of human activity, but not in knowledge of moral principle.
+The most ancient wisdom in morals is also the most modern. Time and
+the progress of civilization have added nothing to the demands of the
+conscience or to moral perception. The golden rule is an axiom of the
+most ancient wisdom.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These are bewildering speculations as we stroll along Fourteenth
+Street and loiter in Twenty-third Street, which, at the holiday
+season, have especially the aspect of a fair or a fascinating bazaar.
+The whole world is tributary to Santa Claus.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Nothing we see but means our good,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As our delight or as our treasure;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The whole is either our cupboard of food<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Or cabinet of pleasure."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Invention and science have put a girdle about the globe fitly to
+decorate Christmas. Diedrich Knickerbocker, in his cocked hat and
+flowered coat, had heard of Japan, perhaps, as a romance of Prester
+John. But it would have been a wilder romance for him to imagine his
+grandchildren dealing at the feast of St. Nicholas with Japanese
+merchants in Japanese shops upon the soil of his own Manhattan and on
+the very road to Tappan Zee. Hendrik Hudson might have been reasonably
+expected to run down from the Catskills with a picked crew to vend
+Hollands for the great feast. But Cipango--!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yes; we have subdued distance, we are plucking out even the heart of
+Africa. As the streets of Bokhara when the fairs were held were piled
+with the stuffs of many a province and thronged by merchants of every
+hue, so the streets of New York at Christmas show that we have taken
+the whole earth to drop into our Christmas stocking. The festival
+might be fitly celebrated by coming to the city merely to walk the
+streets and
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "view the manners of the town,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Happily the eye can appropriate all the treasures that it would be
+theft for the hand to touch.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Corydon, sauntering with Amaryllis, and staring with her at the
+wonderful windows, may be a prince by proxy. "Those pearls," he
+whispers, "the diver plunged into Oman's dark waters to find for you.
+They are so far on their way, adored Amaryllis. They have reached your
+eyes, if not yet your ears. Let me but be rich--and I expect at least
+five dollars for my first fee--let the world but discover that in me
+the Law, whose seat is the bosom of God, has a new Mansfield, another
+Marshall, and yonder pearls shall circle the virgin neck for which
+they were predestined. Or do you prefer the diamonds behind the next
+pane? Or shall Santa Claus sweetly capture both for you, one for state
+dress and splendor, one for days less rigorous, not of purple velvets
+and flowered brocades, but summer draperies of soft lace?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So the Marchioness and the gay Swiveller, with their happy gift of
+transforming a shred of lemon-peel and copious libations of pure water
+into nectar, might have walked the Christmas streets of New York as
+those of Ormus and of Ind. Lafayette, with the gold snuff-box in which
+the freedom of the city was presented to him, could not have been
+freer of it. The happy loiterers could see all the beautiful things,
+and what could they do more if they should buy them all? Like the kind
+people at Newport in the summer, who spare no vast expense to build
+noble houses and lay out exquisite grounds and drive in sumptuous
+carriages and wear clothes so fine and take pains so costly and
+elaborate to please the idle loiterer of a day, who gazes from the
+street-car or the omnibus or the sidewalk, so the good holiday
+merchants present the enchanting spectacle of their treasures freely
+to every penniless saunterer, but for the same enjoyment they demand
+of the rich an enormous price. The poor rich must bear also all the
+responsibility of possession and care, and cannot be secured against
+theft or loss.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The splendid streets beguile us from our question. In the brilliant
+bazaars we are recalling the New York of silence and solitary woods
+and roving Indians--the New York that the Dutch settlers bought from
+the Indians for twenty-four dollars, and which is now the city that we
+behold, the metropolis of the State of which Mr. Draper, its
+Superintendent of Public Instruction, asks, "Who shall say that these
+six millions of people are not better housed, better fed, better
+clothed, more generally educated, more active in affairs, better
+equipped for self-government than any other entire people numbering
+six millions, unless it be other citizens of our own country,
+surrounded by the same circumstances and conditions?" Not the Easy
+Chair, certainly. On the contrary, it says Amen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But is Buckle right? Are the six millions as much better morally than
+the first six millions of their white ancestors upon the continent, as
+they are better clothed, better educated, and better housed? Are they
+only materially better? Have they better poets, better artists, than
+the Greeks, than Dante, than Shakespeare, than Raphael and Michael
+Angelo? Have they wiser men than Plato, Aristotle, Bacon? Have they
+higher standards of conduct than those of Confucius and the Hindoos? A
+hundred years ago the pilgrim was sometimes a week travelling to
+Albany with great discomfort. To-day we travel thither in three hours
+with incredible ease and luxury. Do we find more public virtue when we
+get there? Comfort, knowledge, opportunity, resources, are multiplied
+a thousandfold. Schools, libraries, museums, societies, appliances,
+have sprung in a night, like Jack's bean-stalk, to a towering height.
+Have they brought us nearer heaven? Are we more truthful, more
+upright, manlier men? In a world where mechanical invention and
+victories over time and space were of no importance, but where moral
+qualities alone availed, should we men of the end of the nineteenth
+century stand any better chance than those of the beginning of the
+ninth?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That is the queer question which Santa Claus insists upon dropping
+into the stockings that hang by this Christmas hearth. He calls it a
+Christmas nut to crack. The old fellow chuckles as he thinks of it
+while he rides through the frosty starlight. "My children," he laughs,
+"what is the difference between six dozen dozen and half a dozen
+dozen?" While he asks and chuckles, the old fellow is himself an
+answer. He did not invent gifts. But he symbolizes universal giving.
+The moral law may be as old as man, but the demand and disposition for
+the general application of that law to actual life increase with every
+century. The moral law was the same when Howard revealed the horrors
+of prisons that it is now when modern philanthropy has purged and
+purified them. "The sense of duty," said Webster, in his greatest
+criminal argument, "pursues us ever." But it pursues us more
+effectively with the return of every Christmas.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If there be no larger knowledge of the moral law there is a more
+universal sense of moral obligation. Those pearls of Oman which
+Corydon designs for Amaryllis would not have adorned so noble a woman
+had they circled the neck of the Paphian Venus or Helen of Troy.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xv">WENDELL PHILLIPS AT HARVARD. 1881.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The great Commencement event of the Summer was Wendell Phillips's
+oration at the centennial anniversary of the venerable Phi Beta Kappa
+at Cambridge. It was also the semi-centenary of the orator's
+graduation at Harvard, and there was great anticipation, not only
+because Mr. Phillips is now in many ways the first orator of his time,
+but because his <i>alma mater</i> has not sympathized with his career. On
+the day before, which was Commencement-day, there was general wonder
+among the Harvard men of all years whether the orator would regard the
+amenities of the occasion, and pour out his music and his wit upon
+some purely literary theme, or seize his venerable mother by the hair,
+and gracefully twist it out with a smile.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I hope," uneasily said a distinguished alumnus of Harvard to the Easy
+Chair, "I hope he will not forget that he is a gentleman."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He has never yet forgotten it," replied the Easy Chair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The morning was beautiful--a sweet, fresh, brilliant June morning--and
+there was a great assembly in the grounds of the university. The usual
+Phi Beta Kappa attendance is not large. The celebration occurs on the
+last day of prolonged college festivities, and the number of members
+of the society is limited; nor, in fact, has it a real existence
+except on the day of its oration and poem and dinner. This year,
+however, the centenary of Harvard, from which all the other chapters,
+except the parent chapter at William and Mary, have proceeded, had
+drawn delegations from seventeen other colleges. The pink and blue
+ribbon, which has replaced the square gold watch-key of other days,
+fluttered at every button-hole, and with pealing music leading the
+way, the long, long procession--a Phi Beta Kappa procession such as
+perhaps Harvard never saw before--wound under the imposing buildings
+towards the beautiful college hall, the Sanders Theatre.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A great college day is always a feast of memory. As the music swelled
+and the procession moved, the air was full of visions of forms long
+vanished, of voices forever silent. To the Phi Beta Kappa memory in
+Cambridge, however, three of the society's famous days returned.
+First, that 26th of August, 1824, when Edward Everett delivered the
+oration, which closed with the apostrophe to Lafayette, sitting upon
+the platform in the old meetinghouse, which stood, we believe, where
+Gore Hall now stands. It is the college tradition that the audience
+rose in enthusiasm with the last words of the orator: "Welcome, thrice
+welcome, to our shores, and whithersoever throughout the limits of the
+continent your course shall take you, the ear that hears you shall
+bless you, the eye that sees you shall bear witness to you, and every
+tongue exclaim with heart-felt joy, Welcome, welcome, Lafayette!" and
+that Lafayette himself, not clearly apprehending the drift of the
+peroration, and swept on by sympathy, eagerly applauded with the
+excited throng. Second, that 31st of August, 1837, when Ralph Waldo
+Emerson read the remarkable discourse to whose calm, wise, and
+thrilling words the hearts of men who were young then still vibrate,
+and to which their lives have responded; and third, the day in 1836
+when Oliver Wendell Holmes read his poem, "A Metrical Essay," which is
+the traditional Phi Beta Kappa poem, as Everett's and Emerson's are
+the traditional orations. Richard H. Dana, Jr., calls Everett's
+discourse the first of a kind of which since then there have been
+brilliant illustrations, the rhetorical, literary, historical, and
+political essay blended in one, and made captivating by every charm of
+oratory.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the procession has reached the theatre, in which already there are
+ladies seated, and in a few moments the building is filled with an
+audience to which any orator would be proud to speak. There is music
+as the audience rustles and murmurs into its place with eager
+expectation. Then there is a prayer. Then Mr. Choate, the president of
+the day, with his customary felicity and sparkling banter, speaks of
+the origin of the ancient and mysterious brotherhood. "And now," he
+says, in ending, "I introduce to you him who, whenever and wherever he
+speaks, is the orator of the day." Mr. Phillips rises, and buttons his
+frock-coat across his white waistcoat as he moves to the front of the
+platform. Seen from the theatre, his hair is gray, and his face looks
+older, but there is the same patrician air; and with the familiar
+tranquillity and colloquial ease he begins to speak.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He spoke perhaps for two hours, perhaps for half an hour. But there
+was no sense of the lapse of time. His voice was somewhat less strong,
+but it had all the old force and the old music. He was in constant
+action, but never vehement, never declamatory in tone, walking often
+to and fro, every gesture expressive, art perfectly concealing art. It
+was all melody and grace and magic, all wit and paradox and power. The
+apt quotation, the fine metaphor, the careful accumulation of
+intensive epithet to point an audacious and startling assertion, the
+pathos, the humor. But why try to describe beauty? It was consummate
+art, and as noble a display of high oratory as any hearer or spectator
+had known.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is usually thought that there must be a great occasion for great
+oratory. Burke and Chatham upon the floor of Parliament plead for
+America against coercion; Adams and Otis and Patrick Henry in vast
+popular assemblies fire the colonial heart to resist aggression;
+Webster lays the corner-stone on Bunker Hill, or in the Senate unmasks
+secession in the guise of political abstraction; Everett must have the
+living Lafayette by his side. But here is an orator without an
+antagonist, with no measure to urge or oppose, whose simple theme upon
+a literary occasion is the public duty of the scholar. Yet he touches
+and stirs and inspires every listener; and as he quietly ends his
+discourse with a stanza of Lowell's that he has quoted a hundred times
+before, every hearer feels that it is a historic day, and that what he
+has seen and heard will be one of the traditions of Harvard and of Phi
+Beta Kappa.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It does not follow, because the audience was charmed, and overflowed
+with expressions of delight, that it therefore agreed. When an orator
+calls the French Revolution "the greatest, the most un-mixed, the most
+unstained and wholly perfect blessing Europe has had in modern times,
+unless, perhaps, we may possibly except the Reformation," there will
+be those who differ--who will grant the beneficent results of
+revolutions, as of wild storms of nature, but who will hesitate to
+call a movement of which the September days, the noyades, and the
+bloody fury of a brutal mob were incidents, the most unmixed and the
+most unstained of blessings. No American would lament the agitation
+for emancipation, to which the life of the orator has been devoted. It
+was a great blessing to the country and to humanity; but from the
+blood of Lovejoy to that of the last victim of the war on either side,
+it was not an unstained and unmixed blessing. There is, indeed, a
+sense in which "to gar kings know" that they have a joint in their
+necks may in itself be called an unstained political gain. But since
+historically the lesson is taught only by the cruel suffering of the
+innocent and the guilty together, it is, in fact, indelibly stained.
+"Ah!" said the most benignant of men, "it was a delightful discourse,
+but preposterous from beginning to end."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet its central idea, that it is the duty of educated men actively to
+lead the progress of their time, is incontestable. The orator, indeed,
+virtually arraigned his <i>alma mater</i> for moral hesitation and
+timidity. But a university lives in its children, and is judged by
+them; and surely the history of civil and religious liberty in this
+country from Samuel Adams, James Otis, and Joseph Warren down to
+Channing and Parker, to Charles Sumner and Wendell Phillips, and the
+brave boys of whom Memorial Hall is the monument, all of whom were
+sons of Harvard, does not show that the old university has not
+contributed her share of leadership.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Such answers, striking and trenchant and admirable, were perhaps made
+at the delightful dinner which followed the oration. Perhaps President
+Eliot promptly took up and threw back with eloquent energy the gage
+which had been thrown in the very face of the venerable mother by one
+of her eminent children, so illustrating that ample resource and
+sagacious firmness which have made his administration most efficient
+and memorable. Perhaps Dr. Holmes, whose felicitous genius overflowing
+in wit and music has long put the sparkling bead upon the Phi Beta
+Kappa goblet, recited the lines whose response was the gay laughter
+that rang through a pelting shower of rain far over the college
+grounds. Perhaps as "Auld Lang Syne" was sung with locked hands at the
+end of the dinner, if "Auld Lang Syne" is ever sung at Phi Beta Kappa
+dinners, there was a general feeling that the day had been a
+red-letter day for the university, and a white day in the recollection
+of all who had heard one of the most charming discourses that were
+ever delivered in the country, and had beheld a display of oratorical
+art which in this time, at least, cannot be surpassed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But of all this nothing can ever be known, because the feasts of Phi
+Beta Kappa are sealed with secrecy.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xvi">EASTER BONNETS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is not a great many years ago that, among Protestants in this
+country, Easter was mainly the festival of one denomination, and even
+within that denomination it was celebrated with comparatively little
+pomp. But now it is universal, especially in the larger towns and
+cities, and many churches decorate themselves with flowers, and
+observe with annually accumulating splendor the great feast of the
+immortal hope. The churches are filled with people. The music is
+elaborate, and it is elaborately advertised during the preceding week,
+and, by one of those odd coincidences which associate the most diverse
+things, it is on Easter-Day that the new spring bonnets of the ladies
+appear, and there is a delightful mingling of most diverse interests.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have observed," said an elderly gentleman, as he watched from the
+window of his club the pretty procession of new clothes winding
+churchward on Easter morning, "that some ladies of high fashion dress
+more and more elaborately as they advance in years, and as the sweet
+light of youth fades from their eyes it is replaced by a greater blaze
+of diamonds upon their persons."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the venerable Ambassador from Sennaar who spoke, and who was
+smiling pleasantly upon the cheerful scene.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"For myself," he continued, "I can recall nothing more enchanting in
+human form than the granddaughter of my old friend whom I went to see
+some years ago in Newport, and who bounded in at the open window from
+the garden on a perfect June morning--herself incarnate June--clad in
+a white muslin dress, her hair simply knotted behind, holding a rose
+in her hand, and with the loveliest rose in her cheeks. That young
+woman, a girl not yet twenty, now has girls of her own more than
+twenty. I wonder if she wears a very elaborate bonnet this Easter
+morning, and whether her dress is a mass of pleats and puffs and
+marvellous trimmings, which, when profusely extravagant upon the form
+of an elder woman, always remind me of signals of distress hung out
+upon a craft that is drifting far away from the enchanted isles of
+youth. Is it the instinctive effort to prolong the brilliancy of youth
+that induces the advancing woman to decorate herself so brightly? Is
+it the involuntary hope that she will really seem to be buoyant and
+gay of heart if only her dress be gay? As they go trooping by I mark
+that richly caparisoned dowager, and I recall the days when I was
+merely an attache of the embassy, and when in the modest parlor in
+Bond Street she sang:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"'I wadna walk in silk attire,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nor siller hae to spare,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Gin I must from my true love part,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nor think on Donald mair."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old gentleman from Sennaar is always permitted to have his own
+way, and he prattles on without interruption. If you don't care to
+listen, it is always easy to withdraw, and to look out at another
+window, and to make your own comments instead of heeding his.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But that was not exactly what I had in mind as I watched this pretty
+Easter procession," resumed the venerable Ambassador; "but the truth
+is that when I see a crowd of brightly dressed women, my mind
+scatters, as it were, and I am very apt not to hit my mark."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old gentleman smiled again. "All the fine spring bonnets of
+Easter-Sunday do not prove the youth of every face under them, and I
+wonder whether this splendid celebration of Easter means that you are
+a more religious people than in the plainer Easter days that I
+remember. Is the sincerity of religious feeling always in proportion
+to the magnificence of the ritual? If it be, you have become a deeply
+religious people, especially in your great city. We used to think at
+the legation in Rome that the people of that city were in danger of
+mistaking a punctual observance of religious ceremonies for religion.
+But you are so intelligent that you are, of course, in no such danger.
+I accept these beautiful flowers and this pretty procession of new
+bonnets as the proof of your religious progress."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Ambassador paused reflectively a moment, and then continued: "You
+send a great many missionaries to India and elsewhere. Is it because
+you have no work for them at home? In my country, my benighted and
+heathen Sennaar, we have a proverb that an ounce of practice is worth
+a pound of profession. In Rome, I say, we used to fear lest the
+people, with crossings and dippings and genuflections and repetitions
+of a long series of invocations and confessions and penance and many
+ceremonies, might come to confound these things with religion. But I
+suppose that this blossoming Easter, this solemn abstention from 'the
+German' in Lent, and this interest in draperies and postures, mean
+that you devote the same energy and time and care to studying how to
+help the helpless, how to console the suffering, how to teach poverty
+to hope and labor for its own relief. It means that the richly attired
+Christians who are walking in the most fashionable spring bonnets to
+church on Easter-Sunday have learned who is their neighbor, and what
+their duty is towards him, and are diligently doing it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Ambassador removed his eyeglasses, and turned to smile blandly
+upon the group of club-men near him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"This reflection," he continued, "makes me very happy, and fills me
+with reverence for a Christian people. For if you built superb
+churches in one street, and tolerated heathen squalor of soul and body
+in the next street, you would crucify Christianity. No, no: these
+sweet flowers of Easter are not symbols of your words, but of your
+work; not of your professions, but of your practice."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old gentleman resumed his glasses, and looked silently at the
+thronged street. How comfortable to believe with our venerable friend,
+and to perceive that the great increase in the beauty of the Easter
+commemoration is the fitting symbol of the corresponding increase in
+our religious faith and practice!
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xvii">JENNY LIND.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is many years ago that the Easy Chair, making the grand tour, was
+in Dresden, and saw in the newspaper that Jenny Lind, then in the
+first fulness of her fame, would sing for four nights in Berlin. It
+was in the autumn, and loitering along the Elbe and through the Saxon
+Switzerland was a very fascinating prospect. But the chance of hearing
+the Swedish Nightingale was more alluring than the Bastei and the
+lovely view from Konigstein, and at once the order of travel was
+interrupted, and the Easy Chair arrived eagerly in Berlin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Berlin of those days was still a city in which the student could
+live economically, and hear the lectures of great teachers upon the
+most reasonable terms. But the sole interest of the moment was the
+Northern singer, and upon reaching the hotel and making prompt
+inquiry, the Easy Chair learned that chairs for the Lind
+representations could be secured only at prices which were wholly
+unprecedented in the staid Hohenzollern capital. The exigency of the
+case, however, compelled the payment, and the Easy Chair devoted
+eighteen thaler, or nearly as many American dollars, to obtaining a
+seat to hear Jenny Lind for the first time. Never for such a sum was
+bought so rich a treasure of delightful and unfading recollections,
+always cheering and inspiring--an unwasting music which has murmured
+and echoed through a life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The scene was the Royal Opera-house. The audience was the finest
+society of the court; and even then the musical taste of Berlin, as if
+forecasting Wagner, used to sneer loftily at that of Vienna, where
+Flotow was about to produce "Martha," as a taste for <i>tanzmusik</i>. The
+opera was the "Sonnambula," and after the pretty opening choruses and
+dances, Amina came tripping to the front through the clustering
+villagers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She was an ideal peasant maiden, blooming and blithe and fair, of an
+indefinable simplicity and purity; the genuine peasant of the poetic
+world, not a fine lady of Marie Antoinette's Petit Trianon playing at
+rustic artlessness. The voice and the singing were but the natural
+expression of that charming maidenhood. The full volume, the touching
+sweetness of tone, the exquisite warble, the amazing skill and the
+marvellous execution, with the perfect ease and repose of consummate
+art, and the essential womanliness of the whole impression, were
+indisputable and supreme. To a person sensitive to music and of a
+certain ardor of temperament there could be no higher pleasure of the
+kind. Every such person who heard Jenny Lind in her prime, from 1847
+to 1852, whether in opera or concert, can recall no greater delight
+and satisfaction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Other famous singers charmed that happy time. But Jenny Lind,
+rivalling their art, went beyond them all in touching the heart with
+her personality. Certainly no public singer was ever more invested
+with a halo of domestic purity. When she stood with her hands quietly
+crossed before her and tranquilly sang "I know that my Redeemer
+liveth," the lofty fervor of the tone, the rapt exaltation of the
+woman, with the splendor of the vocalization, made the hearing an
+event, and left a memory as of a sublime religious function. This
+explains Jenny Lind's peculiar hold upon the mass of her audiences in
+this country, who were honest, sober, industrious, moral American men
+and women, to most of whom the opera was virtually an unknown, if not
+a forbidden, delight. Malibran had sung here in the freshness of her
+voice and charm; Caradori-Allan, Cinti-Damoreau, Alboni, Parepa, and
+other delightful singers followed her. Grisi came, too, but in her
+decline. Still others have ruled their hour. But in the general memory
+of the country Jenny Lind remains unequalled. There was the
+unquestionable quality in her song which made Mendelssohn say that
+such a musical genius appears but once in a century.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a pleasant little New York to which she came, but it thought
+itself a very important city. Fanny Ellsler had bewitched the town a
+few years before; and some graybeards and baldheads, now tottering in
+the sun upon Broadway, but then the golden youth of Manhattan, took
+the horses from the Bayadere's carriage and drew her in triumph to her
+hotel. Ole Bull, also, had come conquering out of the North like a
+young Viking, charming and subduing, and Vieuxtemps came also,
+disputing the palm. The town took sides. The virtuosi applauded
+Vieuxtemps as a true artist, and shrugged at Ole Bull as an eccentric
+player. If you whispered "Paganini?" they silently shrugged the more.
+Still the young Viking fascinated young and old. He played like the
+Pied Piper, and the entranced country danced after. But when Jenny
+Lind came, the welcome to the singer as yet unheard was more
+prodigious than that offered to any other European visitor except
+Dickens. It was managed, of course, by Barnum. It was advertising. But
+that was only until she sang. After that first evening at Castle
+Garden the delight advertised itself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this day, Wagner <i>consule</i>, of the eclipse of Italian opera, the
+programme of a Lind concert will perhaps win a glance of curiosity
+even from the lovers of "Tristan und Isolde," who follow with
+reverence in the parquette the mighty score of the trilogy upon the
+stage. Here, for instance, is the programme of a charitable concert of
+Jenny Lind's in Boston on Thursday evening, the both of October, 1850,
+just a month after her first concert in the country at Castle Garden
+in New York on the 11th of September. The programme is a pamphlet
+opening with four marvellous wood-cut likenesses of Jenny Lind, Jules
+Benedict, her conductor; Signor Belletti, the barytone, and Mr.
+Barnum. The words or each song in the original and in translation are
+printed upon separate pages, and the whole concludes with sketches of
+the lives of Jenny Lind, Signer Benedict, Signor Belletti--and Mr.
+Barnum. The selection of music comprises Beethoven's overture to
+"Egmont;" an air from the "Elijah," first time in America, sung by
+Jenny Lind; "Non piu andrai," from Mozart's "Nozze di Figaro," by
+Signor Belletti; piano solo, Mendelssohn's "Songs without Words," by
+Signor Benedict; and, for the first time in America also, "Und ob die
+Wolke," from "Der Freischutz," by Jenny Lind. This was the first part.
+The second part began with Reissiger's overture, "Die Felsenmuhle;"
+Signor Belletti then sang the "Piff Paff," from Meyerbeer's
+"Huguenots;" Jenny Lind followed with the "Come per me sereno," from
+the "Sonnambula," for the first time in America; then Belletti with
+the "Miei rampolli," from Rossini's "Cenerentola;" and the concert
+ended with the "Dalecarlian Melody" and the "Mountaineer's Song," both
+for the first time, by Jenny Lind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would be still possible even for the devoutest Wagnerian disciple
+to hear such a concert, perhaps, without leaving the hall in
+indignation, perhaps even without a protest. All the concerts were of
+uniform excellence, and the Easy Chair is a competent witness, at
+least so far as attendance is concerned, for it heard all of the Lind
+concerts in New York except the first. During the second season an
+unknown name appeared one evening upon the bill, which announced that
+Mr. Otto Goldschmidt, a young and unknown pianist, would play for the
+first time in this country. Tripler Hall, opposite Bond Street upon
+Broadway, was crowded as usual, and when Jenny Lind had withdrawn
+after singing one of her "numbers," a slight, dark-haired youth came
+upon the stage and seated himself at the piano. He was courteously
+greeted, and just as he was about to begin, the door opened quietly at
+the back of the stage, and Jenny Lind stood in full view of the
+audience tranquilly to listen. At a happy point in the performance she
+clapped heartily, and the whole house, following its lovely leader,
+burst into a storm of applause. The young man bowed to the audience
+and to "Miss Lind," and, as he ended, with more hand-clapping and a
+bright and kindly smile Jenny Lind vanished, having secured the
+success of Mr. Otto Goldschmidt. It was a pretty scene. Perhaps the
+<i>prima donna assoluta</i> recalled the famous brava-a-a-a of Lablache on
+her first evening at her Majesty's Opera-house in London, which
+satisfied England that she was a great singer, and confirmed her
+career. To the audience her friendly interest seemed the impulse of
+her kindly heart for a young neophyte in this profession. To Mr. Otto
+Goldschmidt--!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ole Bull returned to the country before Jenny Lind left it, and one
+evening, when she was staying at the Stevens House, in Broadway by the
+Bowling Green, she gave a dinner, and Ole Bull was among the guests.
+After dinner he seated himself at the piano, and running over the
+keys, struck into some wild minor chords, and began to sing Norwegian
+songs. They were of a singular melancholy, but very beautiful, and the
+company listened intently. Jenny Lind especially sat rapt in the
+music, until, after one of the songs, she rose quietly, and moving
+steadily across the floor as if carrying a jar of water upon her head
+and fearing to spill a drop, she pushed Ole Bull from his chair, and
+seating herself in his place at the piano, reproduced the entire song
+with exquisite pathos.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed, it was in these characteristic Northern songs, full of strange
+and romantic tenderness, and suggestive of solitary seas and wide,
+lonely horizons, of awful mountain heights and secluded valleys of
+sober and sequestered life, that her voice seemed most extraordinary
+and her skill most marvellous. Romantic singing, picturesque,
+mournful, weird, could go no further. She was the spirit of the North
+singing its hymn, and the audience sat enchanted under the melodious
+spell. A veteran, as he recalls those days, might well suspect that he
+is still enthralled by the magician's wand of youth, and that it is
+not fact, but only its rosy exaggeration, which he describes. But the
+contemporary records of that astonishing career remain, and they
+confirm his story. The prices paid for tickets, the enormous receipts,
+and the generous gifts in charity of Jenny Lind are not fables. Yet
+the glamour of youth has its part in all recollection of the days of
+splendor in the flower. Once when the Easy Chair was extolling the
+melodious Swede to a senior, the hearer listened patiently, with a
+remote look in his eyes, and replied at last, musingly, "Yes, but you
+should have heard Malibran."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The series of American concerts which began on the 11th of September,
+1850, at Castle Garden ended at the same place on the 24th of May,
+1852. The vast space was not well suited for singing, but the
+magnificent voice filled it completely, and in the fascinated silence
+of the immense throng every exquisite note of the singer was heard.
+She sang with evident feeling, and with responsive tenderness the
+audience listened. Every time that she appeared she carried a fresh
+bouquet, the sight of which gladdened some ardent young heart. But
+when at last she came forward to sing the farewell to America, for
+which Goldschmidt had composed the music, she bore in her hand a
+bouquet of white rose-buds, with a Maltese cross of deep carnations in
+the centre. This she held while for the last time in public she sang
+in America; and the young traveller who, five years before, had turned
+aside at Dresden to hear Jenny Lind in Berlin, alone in all that great
+audience at Castle Garden knew who had sent those flowers.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xviii">THE TOWN.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+In the city that we like to call the metropolis, the newspapers enable
+us to begin every day with the knowledge that yesterday Mr. and Mrs.
+A. entertained at dinner Messieurs and Mesdames B., C., D., E., F.,
+G., H., I., and J. And why is this precious knowledge imparted to us?
+Why are we not also taught what else they did during the day? Why do
+we learn nothing of Mr. and Mrs. Y. and Z., at the other end of the
+alphabet, in Baxter Street? For these good folks who are mentioned are
+in no way distinguished except for riches. If, indeed, they had done
+or said or written anything memorable, if they had painted fine
+pictures, or carved statues of mark, or designed noble buildings, or
+composed beautiful music; if they had effected humane reforms, had
+happily cheered or refined or enriched human life, or in any way had
+made the world better and men and women happier, the curiosity to hear
+of them, and to see them, and to read of their daily course of life,
+would be as intelligible as the pleasure in seeing the birthplace of
+Burns, or walking in Anne Hathaway's garden, or hearing of Abraham
+Lincoln, or seeing Washington's bedstead and sitting in his chair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But to read day after day in the paper, this golden domesday-book, the
+lists of rich people who ate terrapin together, or danced together in
+lace frills and white cravats afterwards, and to read it with avidity,
+is what might be done in some world of satire. But in a hard-working,
+sensible, Yankee world! You might say that nobody does read it, but
+the column of the newspaper which is devoted to this narrative,
+contrasted with the few paragraphs in which the important news from
+all parts of the globe is discussed, refutes you. The newspaper
+understands itself. It is a shrewd merchant who supplies the demand in
+the market.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But is there no other than a humiliating explanation of the fact? Is
+it only snobbishness, a mean admiration of mean things? Are we all
+essentially lackeys who love to wear a livery? Or is it not
+rather--all this interest in the small performances of those who, if
+distinguished for nothing else, are the distinguished favorites of
+fortune--the result of the ceaseless aspiration for a better
+condition, and the instinct of the imagination to decorate our lives
+with the vision of a fairer circumstance than our own, and to revenge
+the tyranny of fate by the hope of heaven? If the fine Titania could
+sing to Bottom,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mine ear is much enamored of thy note,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; ...<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful,"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+why should not our liberal fancy sing the same song to the Four
+Hundred? They may be deftly enchanted to our eyes if to no others, and
+to our view our Bottom also be translated.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not what they are, but what we believe them to be, of which we
+read in the newspaper. The poor sewing-girl, as she stitches her life
+away "in poverty, hunger, and dirt," seeing unconsciously the fairy
+texture and costly delicacy of the robe she fashions, follows it in
+fancy to the form which is to wear it, and which to that fancy must
+needs be that of a most lovely and most gracious woman, because none
+other would that soft splendor of raiment befit. The lofty and
+benignant lady must needs also mate with her kind, and move only among
+those "learn'd and fair and good as she." All the circumstance of life
+must conform, and amid light and perfume and music the unspeakable
+hours of such women, such men, glide by.--The girl's head droops. For
+one brief moment she dreams, and that charmed life is real.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a less degree, in our prosaic and plodding daily routine, we invest
+the life of the favorites of fortune with an ideal charm. It is, to
+our fond fancy, all that it might be. Those figures are not what
+Circe's wand might disclose. They are gods and goddesses feasting, and
+in happier moments we feign ourselves possible Ixions to be admitted
+to the celestial banquet. In the streets of the summer city their
+palaces are closed, their brilliant equipages are gone; they do not
+sparkle and murmur in their opera boxes, nor roll stately in slow
+lines along the trimmed avenues of the Park. But still the celestial
+life proceeds, a little out of sight, its lovely leisure brimmed with
+deeds becoming those who have no care but to do good and to
+transfigure their own fair fortune into a blessing for the world. We
+read the gross details of dress and dinner. But they remind us only
+more keenly of the ample resource, the boundless opportunity which our
+favorites of fortune enjoy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus, Orestes, we ponder the society column not because we are snobs,
+but because our imaginations take fire; the dry narrowness and hard
+conditions of our lives are soothed as we contemplate those who have
+no excuse not to be benefactors; and what they should be, our
+imaginations, benevolent to ourselves, assure us that they are.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xix">SARAH SHAW RUSSELL.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+There died lately a woman not known to the public, but whose loss to
+those who personally knew her can never be made good. The summer that
+shall come may bring as of old roses and violets, but the summer that
+is gone will never return. In the memory of all of us there are
+persons who seem to have revealed to us the best that we know and are;
+they are so lofty that we are raised, so noble that we are ennobled;
+so pure that we are purified. They are generally women whose lives are
+noiseless, who live at home, wives and mothers, without the ambition
+that spurs men to strive for renown, but their days are full of such
+richness of beautiful life that its fitting image is that finest
+flower of tropical luxuriance, the magnificent Victoria Regia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A nature so modest and simple, and a life so private that it seems
+almost a wrong to speak of them publicly, yet a character so firm and
+tranquil and self-possessed that if necessary it would have met
+without doubt or hesitation any form of martyrdom, can hardly be
+described without apparent exaggeration. She was born, in our familiar
+phrase, a lady, and from the beginning, throughout a long life, she
+was surrounded with perfect ease of circumstance. She was singularly
+beautiful in her youth, and to the close of her life she had the charm
+of personal loveliness. Her manner was direct and frank and cheerful,
+and with her perfect candor and vigorous good-sense it scattered the
+trivial and smirking artificialities of social intercourse as a clear
+wind from the north-west cools and refreshes the sultry languors of
+August. Early married to a man of the highest character and aims, and
+of that practical good-sense which makes ability most effective, she
+was in entire sympathy with his wise and humane interests, and thus in
+her family she was most fortunate and happy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet by beauty, wealth, position, and the natural possession of the
+prizes for which life is generally a struggle, she was wholly
+unspoiled. Her views of duty and of just human relations were so clear
+and true that she reinvigorated the conscience of all who knew her.
+She was curiously free from the little weaknesses which we
+instinctively excuse in ourselves and others, and although her
+absolute truthfulness necessarily but involuntarily rebuked us all, we
+could no more be angry than with our own consciences. The reproach was
+entirely involuntary. Never was a woman more tenderly tolerant of
+every honest difference, or more careful not to wound either by look
+or word or tone. Too true herself to suspect falsity in others, she
+was much too sensible to assume the part of Mentor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the great mental and moral activity of her generation she was
+instinctively liberal, and never questioned in others the complete
+soul-liberty, as Roger Williams called it, which she calmly and
+naturally maintained for herself. No reform could conceal from her its
+essential value as a high aspiration, a good impulse, if nothing more;
+and however grotesque and extravagant the reformer, she pierced his
+mask of eccentricity and welcomed the earnest seeker, bewildered and
+blinded though he might be. She judged speech and action by a
+remarkable intuition of right and wrong, and it was interesting to see
+how surely and smoothly she cut sophistry straight through to the
+truth which it muffled and distorted. Men and women she valued solely
+for their intrinsic worth, and never by conventional standards. A
+fugitive slave and the Prince of Wales would have been treated by her
+in a way which would have assured them both that the different
+circumstances of their condition did not obscure their equal humanity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To say this must not leave the impression that she was other than a
+lady of the simplest, most refined, and most unobtrusive but cordial
+manner. There must be no vision of a Lady Bountiful, or of a Lady of
+the Manor, or of any self-conscious personage whatever. But a stronger
+influence upon the lives with which she was brought in contact cannot
+well be conceived, nor the perennial hope and encouragement which her
+cheerful presence inspired. Domestic sorrows touched that strong and
+noble heart not to any vehement demonstration, but to a deeper faith
+and a sober serenity, which interpreted the poet's sense of "the still
+sad music of humanity." Courage, confidence, cheerfulness--these were
+the good angels that dwelt with her, and through her they breathed
+their benediction on all whom she loved or who personally knew her. As
+she lived in communion with great thoughts and the widest human
+sympathies, so that her life, like our stillest, harvest-ripening
+days, passed in sunny repose, so the end was peace. With no wasting
+malady, no long decay of faculty, she tranquilly slept.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is nothing that poets feign of women that was not justified by
+her. In thinking of her lofty life there is no need of excuse or
+allowance; for human nature, as it was never more unassuming or
+simple, was never greater and lovelier than in her. Beautiful and wise
+and brave and gentle and good, the thought of her is perpetual
+blessing.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xx">STREET MUSIC.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+A man grinding a hand-organ in the street is doubtless a sturdy beggar
+soliciting alms. A band of men blowing simultaneously into brass
+instruments, with a brazen pretence of making music, is probably like
+steam-whistles and church-bells and the cries of newspaper extras and
+of itinerant peddlers of many wares--a noisy nuisance. Yet the old
+cries of London, although doubtless strident and disturbing, have a
+certain romantic charm of association and tradition. Like the Tower
+and Billingsgate and Wapping Old Stairs, they were parts of very
+London, and London was less London when they ceased.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Were those old cries of the story-book, like the interpreted voices of
+the church-bells--
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kettles and pans,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Says the bell of St. Ann's;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Apples and lemons,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Says the bell of St. Clement's,"--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+altogether shameless and exasperating noises? Were they not the same
+voices that called Whittington to turn again? Was not the deep bay of
+St. Paul's heard when Nelson, the old sea-dog, died? Could the music
+of the bells be spared from the story of London more than that of the
+cries? Is the milkman who announces the arrival of the morning's milk
+with a "barbaric yawp," like that in which Mr. Whitman is supposed to
+celebrate his own personality, a sturdy beggar? He would certainly
+resent the imputation. He is a merchant who sells a desirable
+commodity. Shall he be adjudged a nuisance?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Signor Raffaello da Perugia, who produces opera airs upon a
+portable organ, with Don Whiskerando, who mounts with agility to the
+parlor window to receive the consideration in his feathered cap, is he
+not also a merchant who sells music to you in selected varieties, the
+latest popular songs and tunes of the theatre, the waltz of last
+year's ball-room? Must he be accounted a sturdy beggar because you
+happen not to be in immediate want of his wares? Or the band of which
+we were speaking, which arrives at the hour when the master of the
+house returns from his office, and performs a serenade of welcome as
+he greets the circle from which he has been absent since breakfast,
+shall it be denied the pleasure of heightening the pleasure of others?
+Are not the taxes of these Jem Baggses, these wandering minstrels, the
+"only rates uninvidious in the levy, ungrudged in the assessment?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Where the intent is so unequivocally kindly, is it not gross and
+unfeeling to suggest in the modest orchestra a questionable chord, a
+cracked reed, a cornet out of tune? Why so insistent, so scrupulously
+exigent? Are you never out of tune, good sir? Your chords, say in the
+domestic concert, are they always finely harmonious, and your own reed
+never cracked? Why so eager to cast the first stone? Yonder trombone
+may have its weaknesses--who of us, pray, is without? Has tolerance
+gone out with astrology? "He had his faults," said the Reverend Bland
+Sudds yesterday in a funeral discourse upon the Honorable Richard
+Turpin--"he had his faults, yes, for he was human." But if a man may
+falter, shall we not forgive to a trombone even a half-note? If Turpin
+may be respectfully lamented with indulgent hope, shall a hesitating
+horn be doomed to "the all-sweeping besom of societarian reformation?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While Eugenio was making the grand tour he loitered in Venice and
+lingered in Naples, wandering to Paestum, feasting in the orange
+groves of Sorrento, and penetrating the Blue Grotto at Capri. In
+Venice the songs of the country, in Naples the barcarolles, made his
+memory as he came away a thicket of singing-birds. Those ever-renewed
+snatches and remembered refrains of songs, Venetian and Neapolitan,
+like a sponge passed over a Giorgione, brought out the mellow richness
+of Italy, and as he paced Broadway and hummed a tender melody, he
+walked where Vittoria Colonna had trod, and heard the faint beat of
+oars upon moonlit Como. One morning, hard at work in his chamber,
+where only the confused roar of the city was audible, a strain rose
+high and clear above it all, with a soft, pathetic, penetrating
+urgency, "So' marinaro di questa marina," and, all else forgotten, he
+was once more rocking on Italian waters, and the red-capped
+fisher-boys filled the air with song.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He ran down, and into the street, and around the block, and, lo!
+Signor Raffaello was the fond magician. He was turning the crank of
+his heavy organ, and Don Whiskerando, feathered cap in hand, was
+climbing the balcony of the drawing-room windows, and Signor Raffaello
+was raising his eyes towards the upper windows to see if haply some
+child or nurse attended. Eugenio dropped more than a penny into the
+ready hand of the signore, and was gone before the swarthy magician
+could make out his benefactor. Eugenio gained his room, and with
+sympathetic intelligence the signore, playing out the College
+Hornpipe, once more touched the stop of "So' marinaro," and renewed
+the happy spell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not fine music, that of the hand-organ and the street bands; it
+is indeed too oft a cracked and spavined pleasure. Doubtless it is
+justly classified as one of the street noises, and street noises are
+probably nuisances to be abated. But strolling in the eastern quarters
+of the city, beyond the domain of the Academy and the Metropolitan
+Opera-house and the halls of Steinway and Chickering, have you never
+seen an eager and ragged little rabble happily watching Don
+Whiskerando, while their elders are plainly pleased for a moment with
+that tuneful noise? The fruit is not wholly sound, but it is far from
+rotten. The music is poor, but the pleasure is unquestionable.
+Possibly the "Gotterdammerung," and even Siegfried's "Tod," would pass
+these people unmarked, like the wind. They cannot hold those mighty
+measures. But they are receptive of these little tunes. In a life of
+not much enjoyment this brings them some pleasure. Shall it be stopped
+altogether? It is the business of these peddlers of tunes to wander.
+They will move on if you do not want them. But must they also move
+away from those who do want them?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If there be too much noise in the streets, might not some other form
+of noise have been first silenced than that of the street musicians?
+There are the factory whistles and the church-bells. For the necessity
+of the first something may be said. But the heavy clangor of the bells
+is doubtless more than a discomfort to many, and it is wholly useless,
+while the music of the organs and the bands is a pleasure. Do the
+Aldermen, like Homer, sometimes nod? Sometimes, for an inadvertent
+hour, do the finer instincts of public spirit flag in those civic
+bosoms? What evil genius, hostile to the enjoyment of the people,
+persuaded them? Did the city fathers for one ill-starred moment forget
+their Tacitus, and silence the street music unmindful of those words,
+so familiar to them in their hours of classic relaxation--<i>Solitudinem
+faciunt, pacem appellant</i>?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxi">A LITTLE DINNER WITH THACKERAY.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Lester Wallack in his reminiscences speaks of Thackeray, whom he
+knew in New York, and recalls with admiration his simple and hearty
+ways. Wallack says that as he returned from acting at his father's
+theatre, then at the corner of Broadway and Broome Street, to his
+lodgings in Houston Street, he used to pass Thackeray's quarters, who
+was living with the late William D. Robinson in Houston Street, and if
+he saw a light in the window he went in, and the gentlemen finished
+the night together. He says that Thackeray had a boy's enjoyment of
+the stories that the late-comer told, and although the guest does not
+say it, the reader easily imagines that had he been in Thackeray's
+place he would have shared Thackeray's pleasure in the gayeties of his
+guest. Thackeray had the tastes of the town, and Charles Marlowe and
+My Awful Dad were sure to bring their own welcome.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Wallack also alludes to a dinner which Thackeray gave at the old
+Delmonico's, at the corner of Broadway and Chambers Street, at the end
+of his first visit to this country. He had been most warmly received,
+and he had given universal delight by his lectures upon the English
+Humorists. The charm of these lectures is evident in the reading, but
+the pleasure of hearing them is quite indescribable. They were
+delivered in Dr. Chapin's old church, upon the east side of Broadway
+just below Prince Street, to an exceedingly intelligent and
+sympathetic audience, who knew their enjoyment to be the highest kind
+of literary pleasure. The thorough appreciation of the men whom he
+described, the sweet and sinewy simplicity of his English, of which he
+was a twin master with Hawthorne, the constant play of his kindly
+humor, and manly pathos and sympathy, with his rich voice and massive,
+magnetic presence, his melodious and refined inflection in speaking,
+and his quiet, easy, colloquial manner, thrusting thumbs and
+forefingers in his waistcoat-pockets--all these, pleasing to the mind
+and sense, made him the pleasantest of lecturers, and still enchant
+the memory of those
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"happy evenings all too swiftly sped."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Just before he sailed upon his return to England he gave the dinner at
+Delmonico's of which Wallack speaks, to repay many civilities, and
+assembled a miscellaneous party of twenty or thirty guests. They were
+men of various distinction, "everybody being somebody," as one of the
+guests remarked while he glanced around the table. Thackeray was in
+high spirits, and when the cigars were lighted he said that there
+should be no speech-making, but that everybody, according to the old
+rule of festivity, should sing a song or tell a story. Lester
+Wallack's father, James Wallack, was one of the guests, and with a
+kind of shyness, which was unexpected but very agreeable in a veteran
+actor, he pleaded earnestly that he could not sing and knew no story.
+But with friendly persistence, which yet was not immoderate, Thackeray
+declared that no excuse could be allowed, because it would be a
+manifest injustice to every other modest man at table, and put a
+summary end to the hilarity. It was to be a general sacrifice, a
+round-table of magnanimity. "Now, Wallack," he continued, "we all know
+you to be a truthful man. You can, of course, since you say so,
+neither sing a song nor tell a story. But I tell you what you can do,
+and what every soul at this table knows you can do better than any
+living man--you can give us the great scene from the 'Rent Day.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was a burst of enthusiastic agreement, and old Wallack, smiling
+and yielding, still sitting at the table in his evening dress,
+proceeded in a most effective and touching recitation from one of his
+most famous parts. It was curious to observe from the moment he began
+how completely independent of all accessories the accomplished actor
+was, and how perfectly he filled the part as if he had been in full
+action upon the stage. It is only this effect that the Easy Chair
+recalls, but it was not to be forgotten. No enjoyment of it was
+greater, and no applause sincerer than those of Thackeray, who
+presently sang his "Little Billee" with infinite gusto. The song and
+story went round, as Lester Wallack records, but the by-play of the
+dinner, which is often the best part of such a banquet, was different
+for each of the guests. The Easy Chair recalls one incident which was
+a striking illustration of the masterly and phenomenal assurance of a
+well-known figure in the Bohemian circles of New York at that time,
+but whom it must veil under the name of Uncle Ulysses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By the side of the Chair sat a poet, whom also it must protect by the
+name of Candide, for a simpler and sincerer literary man never lived.
+It was in the time, as Thackeray was fond of saying, <i>Planco Consule</i>,
+which in this instance means in the time of the old <i>Putnam's Monthly
+Magazine</i>. The number for the month had been just published, and
+Candide had contributed to it his "Hesperides," a charming poem,
+although the reader will not find that title in his works. He and the
+Easy Chair were speaking of the magazine, when Uncle Ulysses, who had
+never met Candide, and knew him only by name, dropped into the chair
+beyond him, and at a convenient moment made some pleasant remark to
+the Easy Chair across Candide, who sat placidly smoking. "By-the-bye,"
+said Uncle Ulysses presently, "what a good number of <i>Putnam</i> it is
+this month! But, my dear Easy Chair, can you tell me why it is that
+all our young American poets write nothing but Longfellow and water?
+Here in this month's <i>Putnam</i> there is a very pretty poem called
+'Hesperides.' Very pretty, but nothing but diluted Longfellow."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This was said to the Easy Chair most unsuspiciously across the author
+of the poem, and the moment it was uttered, the Easy Chair, to prevent
+any further disaster, broke in and said, "Yes, it is a delightful
+poem, written by our friend Candide, who sits beside you. Pray let me
+introduce you. Mr. Candide, this is Uncle Ulysses."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Candide turned, evidently swelling with anger, and the Easy Chair was
+extremely uncertain of the event, when Uncle Ulysses, with exquisite
+urbanity and a look of surprise and pleasure, held out his hand, and
+said: "Mr. Candide, this is a pleasure which I have long anticipated.
+I am very much honored in making your acquaintance, and I was just
+speaking to the Easy Chair of your delightful poem just published in
+<i>Putnam</i>. I congratulate you with all my heart."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Candide, astonished but perplexed, and yielding to the perfect
+<i>bonhomie</i> of Uncle Ulysses, half involuntarily put out his hand,
+which our uncle shook warmly, and in five minutes his fascinating
+tongue had charmed Candide so completely that the Easy Chair is
+confident that the good poet always supposed that in some
+extraordinary manner he had misunderstood Uncle Ulysses's remark
+touching the imitative tendency of young American poets.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So one reminiscence produces an ever-widening ripple of reminiscences.
+Those which circle about the recollection of Thackeray in this country
+are very many, but generally unrecorded. They linger, and appear
+occasionally in allusions like those of Lester Wallack. But whenever
+they are told they pay homage to the humorist. They recall his
+constant, sturdy, kindly simplicity and kindliness. Wallack speaks of
+a certain boyish or boy-like quality in Thackeray. It was certainly
+there. He had the utmost sympathy with boys, and one of his gay
+caricatures of himself represents him at a Christmas pantomime
+standing with two boys behind the rest of the audience, he towering
+aloft and seeing everything over other people's heads, while his poor
+little comrades, far down about his knees, ruefully see nothing. But
+you know that if no other seat could be found, the good giant would
+soon have them upon his shoulders, and all would be boyishly happy
+together. "They think I am a grinning surgeon with a scalpel," said
+the tender-hearted man. But those who have not found and felt the
+heart are yet to learn to know Thackeray.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxii">CECILIA PLAYING.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+As the great musical artists, especially the pianists, arrive one
+after the other, and lead the town captive, one asks, not whether
+there be any limit to the number, but to the skill. Last year there
+was the prodigy, the phenomenon, the boy Hofmann, and all the
+superlatives were spent in his praise. This year it is Rosenthal--valley
+of roses--and sweet as their attar is his spell. "Well, what is he?"
+"Simply miraculous; never was there anything like him." "But
+Rubinstein?" "Yes, a great genius, but he himself said that at every
+concert he dropped notes enough to furnish two concerts." "Then it is
+skill only, <i>technique</i>?" "Not at all; it is perfection of feeling,
+conception, touch, everything. Perhaps not the greatest of composers.
+But for playing--ah!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rapture is one kind of criticism. Perhaps in music, the effect of
+which is emotional, rapture, if you know the person, is the best
+criticism. The artist who can kindle to the utmost enthusiasm of
+delight a musically sensitive person who is also an exquisitely
+skilful player, and whom mere marvels of execution do not affect
+beyond reason, may be accepted as a very remarkable artist.
+Temperament also counts for much in estimating musicians. Natures are
+sympathetic. A silent, separate chord vibrates in response to a thrill
+of sound which leaves other things unmoved. The heart of the young man
+speaks to the psalmist, but the old man's may be dull and unawakened.
+The homoeopathic formula, like cures like, may be adapted to musical
+criticism at least so far as to say that like touches like.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Cecilia says that she has been enchanted by the playing of any
+artist, the quality of her feeling and expression justly interprets
+the character of his performance. When Jenny Lind first sang in
+America one of the most accomplished critics said that he must wait a
+little to decide whether she was a great singer. That critic could
+never really hear her. Another said that she was a consummate
+ventriloquist. He meant that in the Herdsman's Song and the other
+Volkslieder and native melodies there was an effect of vocalism which
+seemed to him a trick. But to others it suggested wide, solitary
+horizons, the sadness and seclusion of remote Northern life. Mere
+imagination, retorted the critics. Yes, but to what does art,
+especially musical art, appeal? Rubinstein, as he said of himself,
+dropped notes without number under the piano. Thalberg did not, nor
+Henri Herz. But they dropped something which Rubinstein did not. The
+sunshine of a December day in this latitude is often cloudless and
+beautiful. But it unfolds no rose and restores no leaf to the bare
+bough.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A sweet and true, a full-volumed and thoroughly trained voice, is a
+rare gift to any man. But without a certain quality in the singer it
+is a perfect fruit without flavor. The singing that haunts us, which
+becomes part of our life, which fills the memory with tender and happy
+images of other days and scenes, is not necessarily that of the finest
+voices, but of that mingling in music of voice and skill and feeling
+which weave an enchanted spell. Those who have known the troubadour
+Riccardo have doubtless heard what are called greater voices, artists
+who hold for a triumphant moment the hazardous peak of the high C,
+whose roulades and phrasing are exquisite and admirable. But the
+singer whom they wish to hear, whose singing is a part of life, like
+the beauty of flowers and the dawn, is the singing of the troubadour
+Riccardo. It is so with Cecilia's playing, and it is impossible to
+suppose a person sensitive to music who could escape its spell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When she sits at the piano and touches the keys, they respond, as one
+whom she fascinated said, with such smooth sweetness that you think
+there is conscious pleasure to them in that pressure. It is apparently
+as gentle, he insisted, as that of the breeze upon the grass which
+lightly sways beneath it. The impression upon this sensitive youth was
+a test of the character of her playing. If he had said she sings with
+her fingers he would have said what he doubtless thought, and what is
+true. She plays German songs--some of the familiar songs in the
+collections, or something of Lassen's or Weit's, or Abt's, or one of a
+thousand other songs, and the playing is like exquisite singing. It
+fills the mind with pictures, with persons, with scenes, and with that
+unspeakable content which only such music can give to the lovers of
+music. "What on earth is it all about?" said the Senator at the
+Symphony Concert, "and why do people come here?" The Hottentot would
+have asked the same question if he had heard the Senator upon the
+stump.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If the fairy godmother who presides over the cradle should give the
+newcomer the choice of gifts, what gift more precious could the young
+stranger ask than the power of giving a pleasure so pure as that which
+Cecilia's playing imparts? It is one of her praises that if the choice
+had been given to her she would instantly have selected the very power
+which the good fairy bestowed. For in giving the pleasure she does
+only what she delights to do and would have chosen to do. One
+philosopher, speaking to the Easy Chair of another, whose serenity was
+as undisturbed by events as the firmament by clouds, said of himself
+that he subdued more devils before breakfast every day than his serene
+brother had encountered in his whole life. Yet the serene brother's
+lofty repose was not less admirable because it was a quality of
+temperament, and not a triumph of the will; and it is not less the
+merit of Cecilia that the happiness she diffuses is as involuntary as
+the fragrance of the sweetbrier.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What is done without effort seems not to have been taught, and it is
+not easy to fancy Cecilia drudging at exercises and laboring at
+scales. Canaries, indeed, are trained to sing, and even young birds to
+fly. Yet the training is but showing them how to give themselves free
+play. To express entire facility we say that an act is done as
+naturally as a bird sings. Not less naturally does Cecilia play. You
+listen, and the song which you knew seems to sing itself, but
+enveloped with a richness and fulness of flowing accompaniment which
+is like the harping of aerial choirs. Then with others she plays the
+great music, concerted Bach or Beethoven, Chopin, Schumann, or Wagner,
+Weber or Mendelssohn; now an old gavotte, now a quaint fantasia, and
+why not a toccata of Galuppi Baldassero? It is more than a hint or a
+reminiscence, although it is not an orchestra. But when those fingers
+kindred with Cecilia's sweep the keys together, the listener wonders
+whether the hearer of the full orchestra has caught from it the subtle
+and exquisite significance of the strain which has poured from those
+enchanted pianos.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The piano is called an inadequate instrument. Perhaps it is, until you
+hear Cecilia play. Then by some secret sympathy you find yourself
+murmuring, "Not so sweetly sang Plumer as thou sangest, mild,
+childlike, pastoral M----; a flute's breathing less divinely
+whispering than thy Arcadian melodies when, in tones worthy of Arden,
+thou didst chant that song sung by Amiens to the banished Duke, which
+proclaims the winter wind more lenient than for a man to be
+ungrateful!"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxiii">THE MANNERLESS SEX.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+To be told that the lily is not the flower of vestals, but of Venus,
+could not be more surprising than to be assured that the mannerless
+sex is not that of the troubadour Rudel, but of the Lady of Tripoli,
+to whom he sang. Such a suggestion is, of course, but a merry fancy.
+Could any critic, however inclined to misogyny, seriously allege
+ill-manners against the sex of Sidney's sister, Pembroke's mother? Yet
+this is precisely what has been recently done.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One censor enumerates and catalogues and classifies the sins against
+good manners of which the sex is guilty. He presents a philosophical
+analysis of the recondite forms of feminine discourtesy. It is the
+ancient sage again pitilessly exposing the Lamia. It is Circe
+out-Circed. He details the degrees of offence--in young women, in
+women who are no longer classed as girls, in nearly all women, in
+women with the fewest social duties. Then the boundless Sahara of
+ill-manners opening before him, and with a certain zest of unsparing
+scrutiny, he treats of the behavior of women in the horse-cars, at the
+railway station buying tickets, at the post-office, where the rule is
+imperative, first come first served, but where this chief of sinners
+presses for a reversal of the beneficent rule of equality in her
+favor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Still more flagrant aspects of misconduct rise upon the censor's view
+of the sex. The shameful or shocking treatment by woman of those whom
+she holds to be her inferiors cries to Heaven. Her heartless detention
+of railway porters staggering under their burdens, her browbeating of
+"tradespeople," cause this observer of fine susceptibilities and an
+acute sense of the becoming to lament the desuetude of the
+ducking-stool. The more general outrage, however, apparently common to
+the sex from Helen of Troy to Florence Nightingale, is, according to
+our censor, the spite of women towards each other, which mounts into
+an ecstasy of rudeness when "woman goes a-shopping."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But our Cato the elder does not permit man truculently to exalt
+himself by contrast with discourteous woman. He expressly disclaims
+the declaration of the implication that man is mannerly, while woman
+is not. In many men he remarks indifference to rudimentary courtesies,
+and in many women a gentle regard for others which deserves even
+eulogy. The sum of the whole matter, nevertheless, is that the average
+woman is more neglectful of common courtesy than the average man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And no wonder," exclaims Cato the younger, "for the foolish fondness
+of man teaches her discourtesy." If man, instead of giving her his
+seat in the railway car, and slavishly removing his hat in the
+elevator, and acquiescing in her tyrannical hat at the theatre,
+insisted upon his legal rights in a bargain, and required the railroad
+company to furnish without evasion the commodity of seats for which it
+has been paid, or if he brought the manager to task for allowing one
+of his customers to steal what he has sold to another--namely, a view
+of the play--the world would tremble on the edge of the millennium of
+good manners.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This terrible arraignment is a comprehensive accusation of selfishness
+against the sex. But it seems to be a generalization founded on a
+local and restricted observation. It is true of the woman of many
+artists and critics. The women of Du Maurier, for instance, belong to
+"a set," but they are not representatives of a sex. Becky Sharp is no
+more a typical woman than Amelia, or Scott's Rebecca. Major Dobbin is
+as much a type of men as Lord Steyne. Should our social censor
+sequester himself for a time in any remote rural community, it would
+hardly occur to him to signalize the sex of the rural wives and
+mothers as the selfish sex. And in town, although there are a few
+fleeting hours of flattered youth in which the beautiful and fortunate
+Helen may tread on air and breathe adulation until she feels herself a
+goddess, yet a newer and younger Helen is always gently pushing her
+from the throne. Of all seasons that of blossoms is the briefest, and
+the maturer Helen, of whom the sex is composed, is not wayward and
+selfish, is no longer "uncertain, coy, and hard to please," but
+patient, self-sacrificing, and true.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Man was self-convicted from the beginning. Could there be more
+ineffable selfishness than Adam's plea in the garden? "The woman whom
+thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree and I did eat." Had
+Eve been of no finer stuff than he, she would have left him there. But
+his craven answer at once revealed the essential weakness that
+demanded the devoted stay of unselfish constancy. Were woman the
+ever-selfish, Eve would have abandoned Adam to himself while she
+tripped to solitary pastures new. But the same quality that sustains
+the secluded farmer and his household in the hills supported the timid
+tiller of the first garden as the sword flamed behind him over the
+closing gate of Eden. If Adam plained that Eve had lost him Paradise,
+does not every son of Adam own that she has regained it for him?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The watchful traveller in city cars, or wherever his fate may guide,
+is not struck by the discourtesy of the gentler sex. The observable
+phenomenon in city transit is the resolute, aggressive, conscious
+selfishness of man hiding behind a newspaper, with an air of
+unconsciousness designed to deceive, or brazening it out with an
+uneasy aspect of defending his rights. This is the spectacle, and not
+a supercilious assumption on the part of the shop-girl. Her courteous
+refusal to take a seat, or courteous acceptance of it, is more
+familiar than the courteous proffer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Cato the younger suggests that it is a wrong that seats should not be
+provided, and holds that the company should be compelled to furnish
+the accommodation for which it is paid. It is a Daniel come to
+judgment, but how shall it be done? Shall men keep their seats until,
+by sheer shame, and in deference to indignant public protest, the
+company does its duty? But would the shame and indignation be due to
+the consciousness that the accommodation paid for was not provided?
+Would they not arise rather from the consciousness of the peculiar
+wrong that the gentler sex should be so incommoded? And, if so, while
+the incommodation lasts, what but the selfishness of men devolves it
+upon women! But if men should agree to surrender their seats that
+women should be first accommodated, is there any doubt that the wrong
+would be speedily righted? And to what would this be due but to the
+fact that the selfishness of men would insist upon the comfort of
+which, while the incommodation lasts, they deprive women?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed, if all men in crowded cars should resolutely keep all women
+standing, the wrong would not be righted, because women would submit
+with unselfish patience, and because corporations have no souls. The
+better plan, therefore, is that all men shall refuse to see a woman
+stand, because if men are really discomforted by their own courtesy
+they will compel redress.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a world turned topsy-turvy, where Cordelia and Isabella and Juliet
+were mannerless, the other sex might be eulogized by distinction as
+mannerly. But in this world is the gentle Bayard as truly the type of
+the average man as Jeanie Deans of the average woman?
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxiv">ROBERT BROWNING IN FLORENCE.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is more than forty years since Margaret Fuller first gave
+distinction to the literary notices and reviews of the New York
+<i>Tribune</i>. Miss Fuller was a woman of extraordinary scholarly
+attainments and intellectual independence, the friend of Emerson and
+of the "transcendental" leaders, and her critical papers were the best
+then published, and were fitly succeeded by those of her scholarly
+friend, George Ripley. It was her review in the <i>Tribune</i> of
+Browning's early dramas and the "Bells and Pomegranates" that
+introduced him to such general knowledge and appreciation among
+cultivated readers in this country that it is not less true of
+Browning than of Carlyle that he was first better known in America
+than at home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was but about four years before the publication of Miss Fuller's
+paper that the Boston issue of Tennyson's two volumes had delighted
+the youth of the time with the consciousness of the appearance of a
+new English poet. The eagerness and enthusiasm with which Browning was
+welcomed soon after were more limited in extent, but they were even
+more ardent, and the devoted zeal of Mr. Levi Thaxter as a Browning
+missionary and pioneer forecast the interest from which the Browning
+societies of later days have sprung. When Matthew Arnold was told in a
+small and remote farming village in New England that there had been a
+lecture upon Browning in the town the week before, he stopped in
+amazement, and said, "Well, that is the most surprising and
+significant fact I have heard in America."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was in those early days of Browning's fame, and in the studio of
+the sculptor Powers, in Florence, that the youthful Easy Chair took up
+a visiting-card, and, reading the name Mr. Robert Browning, asked,
+with eager earnestness, whether it was Browning the poet. Powers
+turned his large, calm, lustrous eyes upon the youth, and answered,
+with some surprise at the warmth of the question:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It is a young Englishman, recently married, who is here with his
+wife, an invalid. He often comes to the studio."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Good Heaven!" exclaimed the youth, "it must be Browning and Elizabeth
+Barrett."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Powers, with the half-bewildered air of one suddenly made conscious
+that he had been entertaining angels unawares, said, reflectively, "I
+think we must have them to tea."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The youth begged to take the card which bore the poet's address, and,
+hastening to his room near the Piazza Novella, he wrote a note asking
+permission for a young American to call and pay his respects to Mr.
+and Mrs. Browning, but wrote it in terms which, however warm, would
+yet permit it to be put aside if it seemed impertinent, or if, for any
+reason, such a call were not desired. The next morning betimes the
+note was despatched, and a half-hour had not passed when there was a
+brisk rap at the Easy Chair's door. He opened it, and saw a young man,
+who briskly inquired,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Is Mr. Easy Chair here?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That is my name."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am Robert Browning."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Browning shook hands heartily with his young American admirer, and
+thanked him for his note. The poet was then about thirty-five. His
+figure was not large, but compact, erect, and active; the face smooth,
+the hair dark; the aspect that of active intelligence, and of a man of
+the world. He was in no way eccentric, either in manner or appearance.
+He talked freely, with great vivacity, and delightfully, rising and
+walking about the room as his talk sparkled on. He heard, with evident
+pleasure, but with entire simplicity and manliness, of the American
+interest in his works and in those of Mrs. Browning, and the Easy
+Chair gave him a copy of Miss Fuller's paper in the <i>Tribune</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a bright and, to the Easy Chair, a wonderfully happy hour. As
+he went, the poet said that Mrs. Browning would certainly expect to
+give Mr. Easy Chair a cup of tea in the evening, and with a brisk and
+gay good-bye, Browning was gone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair blithely hied him to the Cafe Done, and ordered of the
+flower-girl the most perfect of nosegays, with such fervor that she
+smiled, and when she brought the flowers in the afternoon, said, with
+sympathy and meaning: "Eccola, signore! per la donna bellissima!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was not in the Casa Guidi that the Brownings were then living, but
+in an apartment in the Via della Scala, not far from the place or
+square most familiar to strangers in Florence--the Piazza Trinita.
+Through several rooms the Easy Chair passed, Browning leading the way,
+until at the end they entered a smaller room arranged with an air of
+English comfort, where, at a table, bending over a tea-urn, sat a
+slight lady, her long curls drooping forward. "Here," said Browning,
+addressing her with a tender diminutive--"here is Mr. Easy Chair."
+And, as the bright eyes but wan face of the lady turned towards him,
+and she put out her hand, Mr. Easy Chair recalled the first words of
+her verse he had ever known:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Onora, Onora!' her mother is calling,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; She sits at the lattice, and hears the dew falling,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Drop after drop from the sycamore laden<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; With dew as with blossom, and calls home the maiden.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; 'Night cometh, Onora!'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most kindly welcome and pleasant chat followed, Browning's gayety
+dashing and flashing in, with a sense of profuse and bubbling
+vitality, glancing at a hundred topics; and when there was some
+allusion to his "Sordello," he asked, quickly, with an amused smile,
+"Have you read it?" The Easy Chair pleaded that he had not seen it.
+"So much the better. Nobody understands it. Don't read it, except in
+the revised form, which is coming." The revised form has come long
+ago, and the Easy Chair has read, and probably supposes that he
+understands. But Thackeray used to say that he did not read Browning
+because he could not comprehend him, adding, ruefully, "I have no head
+above my eyes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few days later--
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"O gift of God! O perfect day!"--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+the Easy Chair went with Mr. and Mrs. Browning to Vallombrosa, and the
+one incident most clearly remembered is that of Browning's seating
+himself at the organ in the chapel, and playing--some Gregorian chant,
+perhaps, or hymn of Pergolesi's. It was enough to the enchanted eyes
+of his young companion that they saw him who was already a great
+English poet sitting at the organ where the young Milton had sat, and
+touching the very keys which Milton's hand had pressed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was midsummer in Italy, but the high, narrow streets of Florence
+hold a protecting shade over the lingering pilgrim, and from such
+companionship as that of the Via della Scala even Venice long wooed in
+vain. But at last, reluctantly, although the fascinating way lay
+through Bologna and Ferrara, the journey began towards Venice; and in
+that city, so early and always dear to Browning, whose romantic life
+and story most deeply touched and stirred his imagination, and in
+which he lately died, the Easy Chair received from the poet a glimpse
+of his earliest impressions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Writing from Casa Guidi, in Florence, on the 9th of August, 1847--Casa
+Guidi, upon which a tablet records that there Elizabeth Barrett and
+Robert Browning lived, and "Casa Guidi Windows," "Sonnets from the
+Portuguese," and "Aurora Leigh" were written--Browning says:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The people of the house there [Via della Scala] told us honestly
+ on the morning of your departure that they could only receive us
+ for a single month, at the expiration of which were to begin
+ certain whitewashings and repaintings. We continued our quest,
+ therefore, and at last found out this cool, airy apartment,
+ which we shall occupy for another month or six weeks, whatever
+ be our subsequent plans, for Rome, or for the Venice you
+ describe....
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"I spent a month of entire delight there some eight years ago,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;and tho' nothing I have since seen has effaced the impressions<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;of my visit, yet your fresher feelings <i>bring out</i> whatever<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;looks faint or dubious in them, as a gentle sponging might<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;revive the gone glory of some old picture. (You must know I<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;have seen an exquisite copy of a Giorgione, the original of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;which--so I was told--grew only visible and intelligible when<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;thus wetted.) I am glad the railroad and gas-lighting do Venice<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;no more wrong, and that you find all the old strange quietness,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;and--ought I to be glad of this, too?--depopulation; for of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;late years we have heard a great deal of the returning life and<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;prosperity of the place; and Mr. Valery, I observe, retracts<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;his earlier bodements of a speedy extinction of what little<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;glimmer of light he still saw.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"As for me, I remember that the accounts of the depreciation of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;the value of houses, coupled with the indifference of the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;inhabitants of them, were enough to set one dreaming (in one's<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;gondola!) of getting to be as rich as Rothschild, buying all<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Venice, turning out everybody, and ensconcing one's self in the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Doge's palace, among the dropping gold ornaments and flakes of<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;what was lustrous color in Titian's or Tintoret's time, waiting<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;for the proper consummation of all things and the sea's advent.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"But do you really find the air so light and pure in this by<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;right mephitic time of August, with those close <i>calles</i>,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;pestilential lagunes, etc., etc., and all that our informants<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;frighten us with? Should a winter in Venice prove no more<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;formidable in its way than it seems a summer does, why, we may<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;have cause to regret our determination to give up our original<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;plans. I am sure your kindness will tell us, should it be<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;enabled, any good news of the winter and spring climate--if<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;weak lungs may brave it with impunity."....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To this letter of Browning's, written in his young manhood--he was
+then thirty-five--about the Venice which always charmed him, may be
+well added the words of the Lady of Mura, written only a few weeks
+before the poet's death. Asolo is a sequestered town, which Browning
+said that he discovered, and in which he fell under the glamour of
+very Italy. In the prologue to his last volume, written in September
+before the letter that follows, the poet says:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"How many a year, my Asolo,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Since--one step just from sea to land--<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; I found you, loved, yet feared you so--<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; For natural objects seemed to stand<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Palpably fire-clothed!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The letter says:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"I have bought in ancient Asolo a narrow, tall tower, into which<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;in the last century (very early) a house was built, and this<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;curious place I have selected for villeggiatura when the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;scirocco is too strong in Venice for health or comfort. It was<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;here that Browning fifty years ago was inspired to write<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;'Sordello' and 'Pippa Passes,' so to me it has that charm added<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;to many others. It is such a rough and out-of-the-way little<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;place that you may only know it by name. There is no hotel, no<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;railway, no factory, no sign of modern civilization. It is on a<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;hill, which has an ancient ruined fortress at the top, and was<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;an old Roman settlement, with the usual Roman <i>mise en scene</i>,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;baths, amphitheatre, etc., in the days of Pliny, who somewhere<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;mentions it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Near my tower, which is built in the ancient wall of the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;mediaeval town, is the tower of Caterina Cornaro, and one sees<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;from most of my windows, so high are they, the whole Marca<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Trevigiana, with its tragic and dramatic associations of the<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;early Middle Ages; the Eccelini, the Azzi, the incessant wars<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;in which towns were treated by the tyrants like shuttlecocks in<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;the game of battledoor.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Browning and his sister have been here for the last six weeks,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;and you may fancy how intensely the poet enjoys revisiting<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;after so many years the scenes of his youthful inspirations. He<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;was only twenty-five or six when he first discovered Asolo....<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Few young people are so gay and cheerful as he and his dear old<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;sister."....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a pleasant last glimpse of Browning at Asolo, where the
+master-spell of Italy first touched his genius, and whither at the end
+he came--"<i>asolare</i>, to disport in the open air, amuse one's self at
+random"--at heart and in temper of the same unquenched and
+unquenchable vitality as on that summer day long ago when he sat where
+Milton had sat, and pressed, as Milton had pressed, the keys of the
+organ at Vallombrosa.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ah, did you once see Shelley plain?<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And did he stop and speak to you?<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And did you speak to him again?--<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How strange it seems and new!"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxv">PLAYERS.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It is no wonder that Longfellow wrote a sonnet to Mrs. Fanny Kemble
+upon her Readings. Those evenings were indeed "happy," and "too
+swiftly sped." Mrs. Kemble's ample person draped in gold-colored silk,
+her flowing black hair folded and braided in some large style about
+her head, her rich and low and exquisitely modulated voice, her
+queenly presence, her magnificence of self-possession--all this
+fascinating personality made her reading memorable, and like a torch
+which reveals the perfect detail of great sculpture or architecture,
+her genius gave the whole value to every character and scene of the
+play. Did Whitfield pronounce the word Mesopotamia like a wind harp
+sighing exquisite music? So Mrs. Kemble's recitation of the soliloquy
+of Jaques left one line in the recollection of one hearer, which, like
+an enchanted fruit, is constantly renewing its freshness and flavor.
+It is one of the most familiar lines in Shakespeare,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "All the world's a stage,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And all the men and women merely players."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair was introduced to Mr. John Gilbert not very long before
+the death of that delightful actor. It was in the morning, and Mr.
+Gilbert was dressed with gentlemanly simplicity and propriety. But as
+he bowed courteously the good player seemed to have stepped aside for
+a moment from his real life, and to be not quite at ease when saluted
+by his own name rather than by that of Sir Peter, or Squire
+Hardcastle, or Sir Anthony Absolute. Methought, as the sages of the
+theatre say, that the stage was a more natural life to him. He knew
+the part of his own personality less familiarly than some other parts.
+The modest gentleman seemed half anxious to escape, as if he were
+caught in an undress, and pined for the security of the embroidered
+coat of a character.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Let us stop for a moment to say how fine he was in that embroidered
+coat. It is hard to conceive that Mr. Gilbert can have any adequate
+successor in his own parts. He created the standard, and when living
+memory can no longer measure the comparative excellence of other
+performances of them, they will be tested by the traditions of
+Gilbert. The plain good-breeding of his Hardcastle had a rustic
+quality, or flavor, rather, which was delicately discriminated from
+the courtly refinement of his Sir Peter. There was the essential
+gentleman in both, but it was the country gentleman in one and the
+city gentleman in the other. The touch of chuckling senility in
+Hardcastle's pleasure with Diggory's enjoyment of his stories, and the
+uxorious fondness of Sir Peter, are both of a kind, but they are not
+the same, and you feel the difference. Neither of these characters can
+be dissociated from Gilbert by those who have seen him in them, and to
+know that they will not be seen again under the same conditions and
+support is to be conscious of a public loss.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Gilbert was a professional player. But since Mrs. Kemble's voice
+not only pronounced the words describing us all as players, but
+suggested to that hearer the various significance of the words, how
+the universality of the truth becomes more and more apparent! In all
+the great interests of life--religion, politics, business--we have our
+exits and our entrances, and, in this, unlike Gilbert, we show
+ourselves to each other not as the men we are, but as players. Here is
+Sylvanus, for instance, who may stand for us all, most amiable of men
+if you could happen upon him in some happy undress moment. But they
+are few. The poor fellow is cast for many parts, and he plays with
+little intermission.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of his characters is the politician. He depicts a furious
+partisan, and is so lost in his part that while the man Sylvanus
+speaks the truth and desires it, yet in his character of politician it
+is not truth or fair play that he wants, but whatever tends to advance
+and aggrandize his party. He carefully depreciates those with whom he
+does not agree. He cultivates distrust of every word spoken and every
+deed done by the other party. Personally he likes many of his
+opponents. His personal relations show that he does not really think
+them the rascals and impostors and traitors that in his part of
+politician he declares them to be. It seems often to a dispassionate
+observer that when he accuses them as politicians of lying, cheating,
+and stealing, he estimates them by his knowledge of himself as a
+politician. He supposes that they would not hesitate to do what,
+without compunction, he does himself. They are all players together,
+and this is a kind of stage rant designed to impress the groundlings,
+who, after all, compose the larger part of the audience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sylvanus also plays the part of a religious sectary. As a private
+person he enjoys greatly the wit and intelligence and stored
+experience of life which distinguish his neighbor Eugenius. The purity
+and elevation of his neighbor brighten the days on which they meet,
+and he is always a better and a wiser man when they part. But these
+are his off hours, his moments of vacation. He appears on the stage as
+a sectary, and plays his part with resolute energy. This part again is
+that of a man not pursuing truth, but so occupied with maintaining his
+own conception of truth that he has no time to test it. It is a comedy
+of great humor, because Sylvanus, as a sectary, stands against all
+comers to protect a spring of deep and clear water, and is so
+engrossed in guarding the sacred wave from the least pollution that he
+does not find time to remark that it is not a spring at all, but a dry
+sand-pit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the incessant playing of all these parts to which his life and
+powers are chiefly devoted the charming personality of Sylvanus is
+quite lost. The man himself, divested of the stage costume and the
+text of his parts, is almost unknown. Others could play the politician
+or the sectary or the trader, but nobody could play Sylvanus. He is a
+modest, intelligent man, who knows that nobody can pre-empt truth or
+honesty or urbanity; that good men do not become bad by holding views
+which he may think to be wrong; and that his friends may be deceived
+as readily as the friends of others. These things, which he recognizes
+as the merest commonplaces when he is off the stage, he derides as
+utter nonsense when he is in the midst of a representation. Then, in
+the most vehement way, which is the stage tradition of the part, he
+shouts that everybody who would do well must run to his side, as if we
+were all passengers on a ship which is capsizing, but would be righted
+if everybody on board lost his own balance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is because even such men as Sylvanus take to the stage that
+Shakespeare, "sitting pensive and alone, above the hundred-handed play
+of his imagination," calls all men and women merely players. Like John
+Gilbert, although we do not play characters so amusing and harmless as
+his upon the stage, when we are not on it we seem to be a little lost,
+and secretly crave the theatre. It is remarked that when actors have
+an off night they go and sit in front at the play.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A charming comedy often arises from forgetfulness of the fact that a
+play is a play, and not real. One of the finest and not unfamiliar
+strokes of comedy in this kind is that of a seasoned veteran in the
+part of a politician who turns upon another veteran with whom he
+differs upon a question of expediency, and striking an attitude, with
+an air and tone worthy of the great Folair himself, or Mr. Crummies in
+his loftier moments, exclaims, "Apostate!" It is conceded that there
+has been nothing finer on the stage since Dick Turpin pointed his
+finger at Jonnathan Wild and sneered, impressively, "Thief!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is well for the peace of mind of the nervously disposed to remember
+that if we are all merely players, we must not take the play too
+seriously. A play is a simulation for entertainment, and as we look at
+Sylvanus and our other friends playing the politician or the sectary,
+we must constantly bear in mind that it is a play, and only a play. If
+we really thought he came hither as a man and not a sectary, for
+instance, it were pity of our life. If the part is played too really,
+let Sylvanus heed an earlier wisdom. "Let him name his name, and tell
+them plainly he is Snug, the joiner."
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxvi">UNMUSICAL BOXES.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+It was a sage of the gentler sex who, after many years of experience,
+remarked that "men are queer!" That they are so in a positive sense no
+shrewd observer of mankind would deny, but that they are so
+comparatively or absolutely would be a very hardy assertion. If the
+queen of the household is of opinion that her associate majesty is
+very queer because he enjoys a torrid height of the mercury in the
+drawing-room, he holds probably a similar view of her fondness in the
+dining-room for what he describes as burnt beef. A hopeless bachelor
+who prided himself upon what he defiantly called his freedom, used to
+say, with an air of commiseration and extreme caution, that he
+supposed his married friends were probably what they called happy. But
+he added that he never knew any of the happy pairs to agree upon the
+proper warmth of a room, or the true turn of a roast, or the just
+amount of fresh air. Still, he said, demurely, I do not assert that
+their matrimonial felicity was not great.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the axiom of the sage of the better sex, that men are queer, has
+been strongly confirmed by a recent decision of the authorities of the
+Metropolitan Opera-house in New York. That important body, producing
+the figures, has announced in effect that as it is clear from the
+accounts that the presentation of German opera is more profitable than
+that of Italian and French opera combined, it is evident that the
+public desires to hear Italian and French opera, and therefore for the
+present the German opera will be discontinued. This is certainly
+delightful proof that men are queer, and that one respected group of
+them by a signal display of queerness are anxious to contribute to the
+gayety of nations. It is a striking illustration of the superiority of
+man to money, and in the mad struggle for a mere material advantage,
+this devotion to pure art, condemning the expense, is a noble tribute
+to the unselfishness of human nature.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another view has been advanced which is also interesting to the
+student of mankind. It is put in this way, that if the cost of the
+Italian and French opera should be a hundred thousand dollars in a
+season more than that of the German, yet it will be gladly paid by
+those denizens of boxes who have an insatiable desire to proceed with
+their intellectual cultivation by audible conversation during the
+performance. The argument is that these devotees of the intellect hold
+that nothing is lost by not hearing the Italian and French music, and
+that the evening can be much more profitably devoted to the
+stimulating conversation which takes place in an opera box.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Still another view is even more honorable to the boxes, while it does
+not depreciate the performance. This view holds that the operatic
+situation offers a choice of delights, an embarrassment of riches.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Charming and elevating as the music may be, yet still more lofty and
+inspiring is the conversation, and the boxes are therefore compelled
+to an alternative, and very naturally and properly choose their own
+talk to the music. The decision of the authorities may be consequently
+held to be designed to secure a continuation of conversation in the
+boxes upon the lowest terms of loss.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This cannot but be regarded by a judicious public as a wise
+conclusion. It is, of course, desirable that the wit and wisdom of the
+box chat should continue, but at the least sacrifice; and the least
+sacrifice seems to be considered the Italian and French opera together
+with a certain sum of money. Upon these lowest terms every friend of
+humanity will be glad to know that the colloquial delights of the
+boxes will be perpetuated. It is even hinted also that there will be
+no disposition in an unmannerly parquet to hiss the interruption of
+Italian and French opera. If the boxes think fit upon intellectual
+grounds to accompany the dying falls of French and Italian strains
+with a cheerful murmur of talk, the parquet will acquiesce without a
+sense of loss, if, indeed, upon such occasions there should be any
+parquet remaining.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The noble sacrifice of those public benefactors, the unmusical boxes,
+is still more strikingly illustrated by the fact that the Italian
+opera droops in other operatic countries as with us, and that not only
+in England, which has been the El Dorado of the artists of the
+Southern school, but in Italy itself, the opera of Italy has declined.
+The truth probably is that for some time in all musically cultivated
+countries Italian opera, which was a traditional fashion, was largely
+maintained as a social opportunity under conditions which most favored
+personal display and made the least intellectual demand. It supplied
+also to the society in the boxes at the San Carlo, the Pergola, the
+Scala, the Italiens, and Her Majesty's, the entertainment, in the
+persons of famous prima-donnas, of an extraordinary vocal performance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The charm of that performance was undeniable. The rippling and
+glittering gayety of Rossini, the sweet and tender melody of Bellini,
+the sparkle of Auber, the romantic pathos of Donizetti, the brilliant
+melodramatic strain of Verdi--none who have felt the spell will deny
+the enchantment. But <i>tempora mutantur</i>; one age with its spirit and
+taste succeeds another. A deeper, stronger, more earnest taste in
+music, a higher general cultivation, another theory of opera, have
+come into the house and seated themselves in the parquet, and look
+askance at the boxes as the Quartier St. Antoine looked upon the
+Faubourg St. Germain. The boxes, with the innocent ignorance of the
+<i>oeil-de-boeuf</i>, propose to maintain the old order, to stand by
+Bellini and Donizetti and the last half-century. It is touching and
+interesting. <i>Vive l'opera italienne! Vivent les loges!</i> So Marie
+Antoinette appeared in the balcony of the banqueting hall at
+Versailles, and so the <i>garde du roi</i> sprang to its feet with gallant
+enthusiasm, rattling its sabres and pledging the Queen. It is a heroic
+story, a romantic tradition.--And the Queen? And the <i>garde du roi</i>?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The authorities of the opera invite the city to an interesting
+entertainment. Nothing has seemed more natural than the precedence of
+German opera at a time in which the German musical genius and
+cultivation are dominant, and in a city in which the German audience
+abounds. And now, for our pleasure, Sisyphus will take a turn at the
+stone, and the lovely Danaides of the boxes, in the shining garments
+of Worth, with soft disdain of difficulty, will essay with sieves of
+the finest texture to bale out the ocean.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a name="xxvii">THE DINNER IN ARCADIA.</a></h2>
+
+<p>
+The Easy Chair went up lately to the hills to enjoy the annual dinner
+at Arcadia. It is a summer feast which tradition assigns to some old
+academy in those parts, supposed to have been founded by a pastor of
+the village in the days before railroads, when there was no path to
+Arcadia except that which is still sometimes pursued. It is a winding
+sylvan way through woods and by singing streams and solitary farms,
+and as you drive slowly on you feel yourself penetrating farther and
+farther into a rural seclusion to which the modern world has hardly
+found its way, and where you might expect to surprise a peaceful
+community of ancient New England, as in threading the remoter recesses
+and heights of the Catskill you might come upon a party of Hendrik
+Hudson's crew.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this loneliness of the hills the young pastor, who was in delicate
+health and unmarried, relieved the sombre severity of clerical life by
+teaching a few boys and girls. By that fond indirection he brightened
+with fresh air and natural music and sunshine the dry routine of his
+unmated days. For the cheerless solemnity of the life of the country
+clergy in those times it is hard to imagine. The missionaries to East
+London tell us that the peculiar characteristic of that vast region,
+swarming with human beings, is want of entertainment. The people there
+do not laugh. They have no diversion. There is nothing pleasant to see
+or to hear. It is a huge stone mill in which human life is ground up
+in an endless and barren monotony of hard work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is odd to trace any resemblance to it in a life so different; but
+the old-fashioned Calvinistic divine in his small country parish,
+revolving in an actual world of petty details, and in another world of
+grim theological speculation and absorption in the contemplation of
+death, must have seldom smiled. The young pastor was bound by no vow
+of celibacy, but he knew that his life must be brief, and he gladly
+surrounded himself with children in the guise of pupils, and when he
+died he left a Bible to his church, a small sum for the education of
+heathen youth in America, some manuscript sermons to his parents, and
+the rest of his little property to found an academy for godly youth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This at least is the tradition. But when Silvertongue came once to the
+dinner he put the story aside airily as a pleasant fiction, and
+averred that the annual feast was instituted simply to glorify two
+legendary friends of the town and enjoy them forever. This had a sound
+that contrasted not inaptly with the seriousness of the hills, and
+suggested an origin not unlike that of the feasts in the Lacedemonian
+worship of the Dioscuri. Still another theory which is like to grow
+with time associates it with the memory of two strangers of benignant
+aspect, who appeared suddenly in the village like the gray-haired
+regicide at Hadley, and aiding the towns-people not with a sword, but
+with a bounty, departed. They are all pleasant tales. But the earliest
+tradition is likely to be the truest. It was the good pastor who sowed
+the modest seed which has now sprung up a hundred-fold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This year the text of the afternoon, for the dinner begins at one
+o'clock, was the report of the census that the town is declining in
+population. The guests were a company of the people of the hills. They
+came from a circuit of a score of miles. The dinner is served cold,
+and the guests feast
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"In summer, when the days are long,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; On dainty chicken, snow-white bread,"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+and by two o'clock the blue gauze is spread over the remnants, the
+benches are turned so that the whole company faces the speakers, and
+then speech begins.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the verdict of the hills upon the report of the census that if
+the number of individuals is decreasing, the number of families is
+not. The ancient quiverfuls are disappearing, and the tale of children
+in a family is diminishing. But the general welfare of the family
+itself is increasing, while the marvellous facilities of communication
+bring all resources into the hills, and the remote little village of
+the old pastor is practically becoming a suburb.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If a higher general welfare prevails, what matter if the population
+somewhat declines? Quality is better than quantity. If, as a Senator
+of Massachusetts says, the people of the hills are merely descending
+into the valleys, who can complain if they bring with them the simple
+and hardy virtues which grow upon the hills like the great
+agricultural staples? Let the census say what it will, statistics need
+not frighten until they show a decadence of character as well as a
+decline of population. If, however, character is decaying, if the
+primary conditions of that fundamental life of the country are
+changing, a general change may be anticipated. But in Arcadia those
+signs do not yet appear. Whether there are more or fewer persons than
+there were fifty years ago, the comfort, the resources, the
+opportunities are constantly greater. Undoubtedly they bring their
+dangers and disadvantages. But the same steady force of character that
+dealt with the old difficulties can deal with the new.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Perhaps the trouble lies less in the depletion of the hills than in
+the surfeit of the shore. The dragon of the glittering scales that
+threatens American youth and maidens may be rather Sybaris by the sea
+than Arcadia on the hills. It may be also rather the annual
+half-million of utter aliens that come from other lands, strange to us
+in everything that fosters a homogeneous national life, rather than
+the hundreds who come down morally as well as numerically from the
+uplands nearer heaven.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So in the larger academy which the young pastor unconsciously founded
+the various voices of suggestion, experience, and reflection spoke. It
+was a rural feast, an Arcadian holiday, such as the Swedish poet
+Tegner might have sketched in simple and melodious measure, or Grecian
+artists carved upon a frieze.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then in the late and beautiful afternoon, and later in the light of
+the full moon, the guests dispersed, weaving the fragmentary hints of
+speech into completer views and purposes of patriotic life, as the
+children of the fairies wove the scattered shreds of gold into shining
+garments. Slowly over the hills by every bowery road, towards loftier
+Goshen and Hawley, and higher Chesterfield, and Plainfield where
+Byrant sang to the Water-fowl, down winding ways to Buckland and
+Charlemont and Zoar, eastward to Conway and Deerfield and remoter
+Sunderland, and all the wide valley of the Connecticut, the pilgrims
+wended homeward.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+THE END.
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
+
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