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-Title: The golden bridle
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-Author: Jane Rice
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE GOLDEN BRIDLE ***
-
-
-
-
-
- THE GOLDEN BRIDLE
-
- By Jane Rice
-
- Illustrated by Alfred
-
- [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
- Unknown Worlds April 1943.
- Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
- the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
-
-
-Say, that is mighty white. I do not mind if I do, though I remembers
-the day when I would not of touched beer with a ten-foot pole. Weight.
-Jockeys has got to watch their weight like it is tombstones they is
-putting on instead of pounds.
-
-Well, here's luck, mister. May all your double parlays give the bookies
-fits.
-
-What's that? Yeah, sure I am a jockey. Was. There is not no point in
-giving you the old three and five. You look like a right guy. Why
-should I kid you? I have not been up on a horse for four years. Six
-months cold for a jock is a wide turn, but four years--say, four years
-is--what the devil, I am washed up cleaner than a choirboy's ears.
-
-And this is not my fault. That is what gives me the burn. It is not my
-fault. When Lady Luck smiles in the racing game she has got a grin so
-broad you can count her back fillings, but, when she quits smiling,
-brother, she just quits and you might as well go wrap your head in a
-sweat blanket and forget it.
-
-You know, you is going along good, not winning no Champagne Stakes nor
-nothing like that, but hitting the percentages and going along O.K.,
-see, when all of a sudden you finds that things begin to happen. And
-they keeps right on happening and you can spit in the wind all you want
-to and chew four-leaf clovers and take a horseshoe to bed with you
-and it does not have no effect. Things just keeps right on happening
-until after a while the trainers puts the double O on you and you can
-not even get a leg up on a spavined brood mare and everybody takes to
-calling you "Jinx."
-
-That is me, mister. Jinx Jackson.
-
-Oh, I am not beefing none. I manages, what with one thing and another.
-But believe me, buddy, it is enough to give you the yelping wipes when
-you stands there by the fence with the sun beating down on you, and the
-crowd milling around excitedlike, and the bugles blowing, and the flags
-waving, and the horses walking past--nervous--and the colors up with
-their pants skintight and their shirts bellying out like silk balloons,
-and then they are wheeling the barrier in, and you look at the track
-and it is smooth and sweet and fast as a filly with bees in her ears,
-and everything gets still except the popcorn peddlers, and there is
-that awful minute when you is waiting and the shirt sticks to your back
-and you gets that old, familiar, tight feeling on the inside of your
-thighs, and your tongue is like a sponge bit between your teeth, and
-then that cry--like a rising wind--"THEY'RE OFF!"
-
-That is when it hits you. Right here. As if somebody has yanked your
-stomach out and let it go _wham_ back at you, like a pair of
-suspenders.
-
-That--and when you see a snipe getting hisself boxed on a inside turn,
-or bearing out in the run through the stretch, or--aw, nuts with it. It
-gets you, that is all. It gets you.
-
-Once you has got the feel of horses in your blood you is a goner. A
-gone goner. It is there, brother, and there is not no use fighting it.
-You cannot no more keep away from a paddock than you can stop blinking
-your eyes.
-
-Jimmie Winkie used to say, "You can shake grief and sorrow, you can
-bury remorse--but you can't never lose the feel o' a horse."
-
-Jimmie Winkie. Yeah, Wee Willie. That is the same.
-
-Good! Man, he had the magic touch. Why, he could add twenty lengths to
-anything on four legs. Easy. Jimmie was tops. Why, I has seen him come
-from behind the hard way and spot them a extra advantage by pulling out
-and still win and there was not no photo finishes, neither. When he
-won, mister, he won.
-
-He was a funny guy, he was. Had a kind of puckery face and big ears.
-Walked springy, like a banty rooster. Used to use a special bridle when
-he was up. Superstitious? It is not superstition exactly. It is just
-a kind of a feeling you get about certain things. Lots of us jocks
-are thataway. I know I would of had a hissy--four years ago--if I had
-of mislaid a old wore-out crop I always carried. Moe Prentice had a
-buckeye he would not of parted with for nobody. Jackie Watson had some
-sort of a medal on a silver chain. Cry Baby Noolan would not no more of
-thought of riding with his cap anyway but hind side to than he would
-of thought of riding without any clothes on. In fact, if he would of
-had to make a choice, I reckon he would of rode in his skin before he
-would of changed his cap proper. And, like I said, Jimmie has this here
-special bridle, though there is not much special about it except that
-it is goldish-looking if you hold it in the right light. But seems he
-takes a fancy to it and from the way he acts you would of thought it
-is made from the tanned hide of a Derby winner. But it is not no such
-thing, of course. It is just a bridle like any racing bridle only, like
-I said, it is goldish-looking in a unnoticeable manner.
-
-He gets it one year when we is finishing up the circuit down in
-Tijuana. This is before he hits his stride. When he is going along,
-like me, not snaffling no tall money nor nothing but knocking off his
-percentages. He is plain Jimmie Winkie then. The newspapers has not
-tagged that there Wee Willie on to him yet and he is not endorsing no
-leather jackets, nor saying as how he likes Puffie Wuffies because they
-is superroasted and rolled on hoops.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Well, as I was saying, we is down in Tijuana and it is nighttime and
-we is walking down one of them crooked streets which is about as thick
-in Tijuana as saddle sores is in a riding academy. We is walking along
-with our hands in our pockets and not much else, being as how we has
-inadvertently got mixed up in a game knowed as faro, the same which is
-like being on the wrong end of a loco bronc, and which we would not of
-got into if Jimmie had not of wanted to increase a five-dollar bill
-into a ten-dollar bill so as to buy a real nice present for Ditsy.
-Anyhow, like I said, we is walking along minding our own business when
-there is--
-
-Ditsy? Oh, Ditsy was Jimmie's sister. Name was Dorothy, but Jimmie
-called her Ditsy. He was crazy about her. Seemed like he had raised
-her since she was knee high to a feed box. Guess they had some muddy
-tracks, them two, and what with their not having nobody but theirselves
-and her being crippled, why, one way and another, he set a lot of store
-by her.
-
-Anyway, we is walking along, Jimmie and me, and I am thinking about
-what we is going to eat for breakfast the next day, and lunch, and
-supper, and Jimmie is thinking about how is he going to buy Ditsy
-something when we hear a rumpus going on around a corner up ahead.
-It increases graduallike and when we gets to the corner we meets it,
-head-on you might say.
-
-There is about a dozen people who is all personal acquaintances of
-John Barleycorn, and they is pestering a woman who looks like she is
-on her way to a masquerade at a insane asylum. She has got on a sheet
-all draped and wrapped every which way and her feet is laced up in
-sandals and there is a wreath on her hair, only now it is setting
-cockeyed on account of as how these here people has been chasing her,
-and she is carrying a bridle. In fact, if I had of spent my money on
-John Barleycorn instead of faro, I probably would of joined in on the
-side of these here people who is laughing theirselves sick and grabbing
-at this here sheet and having a big time, for which I cannot blame them
-any as this woman is sure a curious sight.
-
-While I am thinking what a curious sight she is, Jimmie busts up the
-party. He does this with very little fuss, hitting merely one guy who
-goes down like a sack of wet oats and the rest takes to their heels as
-I am doubling up my fists preparing to wade in.
-
-"Now, sister," Jimmie says, rubbing his knuckles tenderlike, "if I was
-you I would vamoose. Tijuana is no place for a lady without as how she
-has got company to see that she gets where she has started out for."
-
-Well, this woman straightens her wreath and breaks out in some kind of
-a foreign language which sounds like nothing I ever heard unless it is
-"Chopsticks" played on a piano which is out of tune and is minus some
-of the keys.
-
-"Look, sister," Jimmie says, "vamoose while the vamoosing is favorable."
-
-The woman makes some motions and spouts some more of this here talk and
-there is just one word I get and that is "grease." She says this over
-and over, "Grease, grease," meanwhile gesturing for all she is able.
-
-"Grease?" Jimmie says, puzzled, and she nods violently and shakes the
-bridle she is carrying and does a act like she is putting it on a horse
-and then flaps her arms like she is flying.
-
-"Grease," she says.
-
-I begins to get uneasy. "Say," I says to Jimmie, sotto voice, "let's us
-get out of here--this gal has got bats in her belfry."
-
-"I think she has lost a horse," Jimmie says slow.
-
-"Horse!" I says. "How is she going to straddle a horse in that getup?
-She has lost her mind. Let's us get out of here. Loonies is not no
-picnic."
-
-Jimmie does not pay no attention to me. He takes the bridle away from
-her--gentle--so as not to scare her and _he_ does a act like
-_he_ is putting it on a horse. "Horse?" he says.
-
-This looney looks at him a minute, then her face kind of brightenslike.
-She points to the bridle Jimmie is holding and says, "Hippos."
-
-"She has got the D. T.'s," I cheeps. "She is talking about a
-hippopotamus what flies or I will eat that there bridle. Come on,"
-I says, "this is not no place for--" But I do not get no further
-because there is a faint whinny and this here woman shrieks joyfully
-and--without so much as a kiss-my-foot--lams in the direction of this
-here nickering which, judging from the sound, is a block or so to our
-rear--though we has not seen no sign of no horse when we is walking by
-thataway.
-
-We stands there gawking after this dame while she disappears in the
-night and Jimmie, suddenlike, yells, "Hey, here is your bridle," and
-starts after her and me after Jimmie, because I has not got no wish to
-see Jimmie sucked in on something that is not kosher, and it is plain
-that there is something here that does not meet the eye right off.
-
-I dope it that this here dame is a kind of a lead rein for some guys
-which is laying low in a alley or some place figuring to roll whoever
-she ropes in, and it is a unpleasant statistic that persons is often
-beat up severe when it is discovered they has not got no wherewith to
-make such a business profitable.
-
-When we gets down the street a ways I catches up to Jimmie and stops
-him and I says, "Has you taken leave of your senses? This here is one
-of them cul-de-sacs or I am a ring-tailed--" But I do not say baboon,
-which I had intended, because somewhere I hears a noise like a lot of
-pigeons taking off--like they has been shooed--and from way up, like
-on a roof, I hears this woman laughing and it dwindles away and, then,
-it is quiet and a little white feather drifts down and lands in the
-gutter. It is all very weird and I do not like it.
-
-"I would of swore a horse nickered down here a minute ago," Jimmie says.
-
-"Shut up," I says, "and let's us get out of here before we is knifed in
-the back."
-
-So we does and that is how Jimmie come by the bridle.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Well, say, I do not mind if I do. There is this about beer. You do not
-have to worry none the next morning about tying your shoes. Ever try
-sticking a hot knife in it? Many's the time I has seen my old man heat
-the poker until it is as red as the old Scratch hisself and then plunge
-it into the pail. That was when you could get all you wanted for a dime
-with boiled ham and cheese and bologna throwed in to boot and, like as
-not, a slice of liver for the cat.
-
-Here's bumps, mister. And may you never tear up your ducats without
-looking twice.
-
-Where was I? Oh, yeah, Tijuana. Well, here we is without a buffalo
-between us. Broke as a skillet of scrambled eggs and up in the fifth
-the next day, the same which dawns bright and early and finds me and
-Jimmie nearly splitting a girth trying to trade that there bridle for a
-plate of buckwheat cakes, but everybody gives us the zero gaze until I
-begins to wonder if we is coming down with smallpox. So we hunts up a
-dopester by the name of Stew Hatcher and he stakes us to a meal after
-which we hangs around until he has got up his sheet and then we rides
-out to the track with him and his girl. We asks Stew, just kidding, who
-he is picking in the fifth and Stew says it is not us and he is not
-kidding. For his money, he says, it is High Jinks, Admirella and Sky
-Eagle. One, two, three.
-
-I am up on Black Boy and Jimmie he is up on Peajacket, so we thumbs
-our noses at Stew and gives him the buzz and says as how we is pleased
-to have met this girl he is with--which is a lie because she is very
-snooty--and we goes on in.
-
-We gets into our colors and sets around with the fellows dishing out
-a lot of bull about what we done in Tijuana and Jimmie gives me the
-wink and says he has got hold of a nifty bridle he is willing to take
-a loss on. And he gets this here bridle out of his locker and says if
-anybody will give him a fin for it they can have it, though they will
-be rooking him on the deal.
-
-Boy, does he get the laugh. Moe says he will give him a fin for it if
-Jimmie will throw in Peajacket and shine his boots for a week, too. And
-Cry Baby Noolan says if it is such a hot bridle why don't he bridle
-Peajacket with it. And everybody starts gaffing Jimmie and I acts real
-indignant and I says what is it worth to them if he _does_ bridle
-Peajacket with it, them being such sports. Jimmie, seeing the lay of
-the land, plays up to me and says, "No," and everybody chimes in giving
-him the merry ha-ha and when there is three bucks up he will not do it,
-why, then Jimmie says O.K., he will do it, see.
-
-Does a holler go up when they catches on to how they has been taken!
-But Jimmie says a bet is a bet and he is game enough to live up to his
-end of the bargain if they is. "Of course, if they _isn't_--"
-he says, inferring that anybody who reneges is a horse's patoot, so,
-naturally, nobody reneges, though there is some grousing.
-
-I used to say to Jimmie, I would say, "Jimmie, remember the day at
-Tijuana when we nicked Moe and them for three bucks?" And Jimmie, he
-would say, "Yeah," and kind of draw in his breath like he was thinking
-about it--hard. Remembering how Peajacket upset the bookies' apple cart.
-
-You see, Stew Hatcher is wrong. It is Peajacket, High Jinks and
-Admirella. One, two, three. And the owner of Peajacket--I forget his
-name, big loose-mouthed chap with a face like a side of beef--is fair
-to be hobbled because he has not bet on his own entry on account of as
-how it is a cinch to lose. It is a two-year-old he has picked up for
-seven and a quarter at a public sale and he is just feeling him out and
-damn if Jimmie does not bring in a win.
-
-Me? Oh, I comes in with the tailbearers. I could of got in a lame
-fourth, but I am so whooper-jawed watching Jimmie go down the stretch
-like a lighted fuse that I lets this here Black Boy I am up on bear
-out--he was death on bearing out--and, of course, that puts the quietus
-on us. There is not no percentage in whipping a horse over for fourth
-place. A horse has got sense enough to know when you is making a fool
-out of him.
-
-No, I do not guess you will recollect Peajacket. He turns out to be a
-foozle, after all. He is entered a couple of more times, Saratoga, I
-thinks, and Empire City--Syl Patton up--but he does not do nothing but
-pick up a coupla pounds of mud.
-
-But he sure is not no foozle that afternoon at Tijuana.
-
-There is not no barrier. You just keeps back of the line as best you
-can. That is one way to lose a race before the gun. I has seen them do
-it on purpose. You know, too tight a rein, get your horse skittered,
-make him break three or four times, and, when the gun goes, hold him
-back just long enough to let him see that he is a cooked potato. Nine
-times out of ten you can whip him raw and he will run, but he will not
-run fast enough. But _your_ nose is clean. The trainer cannot say
-as how _you_ did not try.
-
-Say, am I boring you with this? If I am--okke doke, any time you has
-had a sufficiency, say so.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Well, as I was saying, there is not no barrier. Outside of a little
-tail flicking and head tossing, Black Boy is as calm as a Jersey cow.
-High Jinks breaks once and Sky Eagle and some of the field prances
-around a bit, but Peajacket he acts like he has been fed hopped oats.
-In fact, there is some talk of it later on, but they cannot never prove
-nothing. Anyway, this here Peajacket is taking on for a fare-you-well
-with Jimmie trying to gentle him down and the starter getting mad and a
-jock, name of Happy Slauderwasser--that is a moniker for you, nice guy
-though--who is next to Peajacket swearing something fierce. Finally,
-Jimmie gets this here Peajacket backed in and he is lathered up like a
-ad for saddle soap, and the gun goes, and out of the tail of my eye as
-me and Black Boy takes off I sees Peajacket rearing up and I thinks,
-"Oh, Lordy," because it is a rule last one in has to pitch a buck in
-the kitty. And it is plain to see, in a field of fifteen, Jimmie is
-slated to be the last one in and then we will only have a buck apiece
-instead of a buck fifty.
-
-I settles down and starts easing over to the inside track hoping for
-a pocket. High Jinks is up ahead and he is not anywheres near let out
-yet. There is three or four horses in between, then Admirella nosing
-up, Sky Eagle alongside, doing like me, playing a wait, and Jimmie and
-the rest of the field bunched in behind.
-
-I am not thinking about Jimmie no more, though. I am concentrating on
-them three or four babies cutting off my view of High Jinks. I am not
-worried about them none, but when there is a opening I wants to be
-there instead of Sky Eagle. So I am concentrating, like I said, and I
-hear this horse coming. You do not actually hear them as much as you
-_feel_ them. It is a mixture of both. It is like you got an alarm
-system inside of you and all of a sudden it is ringing like who popped
-Mollie and you know with a kind of a ... of a ... a kind of a awareness
-that you got heavy competition.
-
-I remembers wondering who it could be. There is High Jinks and
-Admirella in plain sight. Sky Eagle and me practically pat-a-caking at
-each other, some of the field ahead, but they is giving by now and, so
-far as I know, what is left in tow is not capable of doing nothing but
-horse apples.
-
-I do not take my mind off this here opening, though. It is getting
-ripe, I can see that, and I am bound I am going to be there when it is
-due before it closes in and strings out.
-
-Then, I catches a glimpse of this here horse on the off side of Sky
-Eagle. A kind of consciousness it is of this here third horse and I am
-sort of cheered when I see it is not bothering none about no openings,
-nor no inside track, nor nothing like that. And, while I am being
-cheered and thinking what a smart guy I am, this here third horse
-pounds ahead past Sky Eagle, a shoulder, half a length, a length, and
-that opening I been hovering over swings wide as a barn door and Sky
-Eagle is through it because I am yawping at Jimmie Winkie with his ears
-skinned back crouched high on Peajacket, and if I had not of knowed
-better I would of swore he was scared green, and while I am yawping,
-Black Boy bears out so, as I said, that puts the quietus on us.
-
-There has been better races run and bigger ones has been won by darker
-horses, but, off-hand, I cannot call any to mind that I got such a
-thrill out of. I do not know whether it is because I am so cocksure
-Jimmie is bringing up the rear, or because Moe Prentice--he is up on
-High Jinks--is took down a peg or two, or maybe because there is a
-certain something about the way that there horse runs with his nostrils
-red and wide, and his tail streaming out behind him like it has been
-starched, and his hoofs beating music out of that there track like a
-crazy drummer, and Jimmie pasted to him close as a surcingle and with
-a kind of a look about him like night wind sounds, if you know what I
-mean. A kind of a queer, wild, blowy look. But most of all I guess it
-is the horse.
-
-Jimmie says it is the horse and he ought to of knowed being as how he
-was up on him. Jimmie says it is also a great surprise to him that
-Peajacket wins, but, naturally, he does not say this out--but just to
-me--as it is not a good policy to let on that you are surprised when
-you bring in a winner.
-
-How does it feel to bring in a winner? Brother, you can have the
-greatest symphony that was ever wrote; I will take the thunder of
-a winner's hoofs coming down the straightaway. That is something,
-brother. That is really _some_thing. It is like a ... like a ...
-well, like I said, a kind of a awareness. Like you was conscious of the
-noise and the feel all at the same minute. Take that there Peajacket. I
-got it right away. The noise and the feel together, I mean. Like there
-was two horses running. One on top the other.
-
- * * * * *
-
-We bums a ride back after the seventh and gets out on the main drag and
-flips a coin to see whether we eats or buys Ditsy something. It comes
-out buying Ditsy something so we goes to one of these here shops that
-has a window full of everything from jewelry to tablecloths and we
-picks out a powder box that plays a tune when the lid is lifted off. A
-thin, tinkly, sort of _plink, plink_ tune, but pretty. Reminds you
-of the way ladies used to rustle when they walked, if you know what I
-mean.
-
-While the guy is wrapping it up, Jimmie goes over and picks up a vase
-which is setting on a shelf with a lot of other vases. This here vase
-he picks up is blue and has a lot of well-built dames on it holding
-garlands of flowers. Jimmie kind of whistles.
-
-"Look at this here," he says.
-
-I agrees it is nice, but points out that we has got exactly twenty-nine
-cents between us and the price is marked clear two fifty.
-
-"This is a strange coincidence," he says, more to hisself than me, and
-I says it is not no coincidence it is a vase and if he is thinking
-about switching over, why, there is a vase on the shelf above which is
-better-looking on account of as how it has a scene painted on it and
-the price is twenty-five cents cheaper.
-
-This guy comes up about this time and washes his hands in the air and
-asks if we are interested in a vase.
-
-"No," I says.
-
-"Yes," Jimmie says. "Who is this here middle dame on this here vase?"
-
-"They represent the Muses," this guy says. "A marvelous buy for the
-money."
-
-"This here middle dame is a Muse?" asks Jimmie.
-
-"They are all Muses," this guy says, "goddesses of the arts and poetry
-and science. A very artistic vase. Only two fifty."
-
-"Did any of them have a horse?" Jimmie asks.
-
-"Horse?"
-
-"Horse."
-
-"I could not say. It is a very handsome vase, howinever, and I will
-make you a special price of two twenty-five, if you are interested."
-
-"Where can I find out if any of them had a horse?"
-
-"I could not say, unless it is the library. Two dollars even I will
-make it. Below that I cannot go."
-
-"Very well," I chimes in, being tired of Jimmie ribbing this here guy
-about a horse, "we will take it in place of the powder box."
-
-With that this guy freezes over like the outside of a mint julep and he
-says chillylike, "I have just remembered that this vase has been put
-aside for another party."
-
-And I says, "That is very odd being as how you were so all fired set on
-us having it at reduced cost."
-
-"Herman," this guys says.
-
-And another guy with a neck like a Percheron, shoulders his way through
-a curtain in the back and stands there like as if he is itching for
-somebody to say "When." So we takes our package and we leaves.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I am in favor of hunting up a crap game and shooting our twenty-nine
-cents and Jimmie says that is a splendid idea and for me to do so and
-he will meet me at the pool parlor in a hour. I asks where is he going?
-And he says the library. And as he has never been inside a library in
-his life to my certain knowledge, I figure he is telling me in a nice
-way to mind my own business. Which I does. And in a hour I has run the
-twenty-nine cents into eight bits and a Masonic emblem.
-
-I meets Jimmie like he said and I can see right away he is exceptional
-thoughtful. We go to a place called La Cucuracha where the second cup
-of coffee is free and you gets gravy with your potatoes, although
-Jimmie seems to have lost his appetite. He keeps transferring his food
-from one side of his plate to the other until I outs and asks him
-pointblank what is ailing him.
-
-"Did you ever hear tell of a horse called Pegasus?" he says by way of
-answer.
-
-"No," I says. "Who sired him?"
-
-"He is out of Medusa by Neptune," says Jimmie.
-
-"I never heard of them, neither," I says shoveling in a mouthful of
-potatoes and gravy. "What has this here Peg-whoit got to do with you?"
-
-"I am not certain for sure," he says, "but I has got a idea,"
-
-"Which is?"
-
-"Could be he got blowed off his course," Jimmie says, "or got scared by
-another gadfly or some such, landed in Tijuana and this here Muse comes
-after him and--"
-
-"Look," I says, "one of us has got a screw loose and it is not me.
-Begin over and repeat slow and there is apple pie with the dinner and
-if you do not want it I will eat your piece, if it is all the same to
-you. Now what was you saying?"
-
-He shoves his plate back. "I am going to break the track record
-tomorrow," he says, and there is something about the way he says it,
-some quality in his voice that makes me sit up and take notice all of a
-sudden.
-
-A kind of creepy sensation comes over me and I am reminded of when I
-am a kid and the grandfather's clock in the hall would strike during
-the night. It would go _bong--bong--bong_ real slow and soft, but
-filling the house, howinever, and making the air vibrate. I would lie
-there and think, "It is just the grandfather's clock in the hall," but
-that did not make no difference. My feet would get cold and my eyes
-near bug out of my head, and I would not have no swallow and I would
-lie there thinking, "It is just the grandfather's clock in the hall."
-
-I gives Jimmie one of them searching looks you read about, but it does
-not tell me nothing except that he is a mite tightened-uplike and is
-letting some fifty cents worth of food go to waste.
-
-"Thanks for the tip," I says. "Who you planning on being up on?
-Man-o'-War?"
-
-"Ditsy has always wanted a grand piano," he says, "since she was not
-bigger'n a boot-jack." And he says, "I will get her the best one money
-can buy."
-
-It is obvious that he tightened up more than I think because there is
-not enough space in that two-room flat in Cleveland to hold both Ditsy
-and a grand piano at the same time.
-
-"That will be dandy," I says, "but I am afraid there will not be no
-grand piano in it. Them things cost folding money."
-
-"Folding money," he repeats and the words sounds like a three-inch
-sirloin the way he says them--thick and red and juicy. "You know what
-I am going to have," he says, "I am going to have a pair of handmade
-boots--them that laces at the ankle--and I am going to have a suit with
-buttonholes under the buttons on the sleeves. Not just thread sewed to
-look like buttonholes--_real_ buttonholes I am going to have under
-the buttons and a yellow chamois bag."
-
-"A yellow chamois bag under the buttons," I says and, recalling to mind
-a chap named Joe Hankins who fought a bunch of Comanches all one night
-in a psycopathic ward at a hospital in Louisville, I continues to smile
-pleasantly while I eases my chair back.
-
-"Yeah," Jimmie says, "lined with flannel so as the bridle will not get
-scratched up none."
-
-"Sure," I agrees, "flannel."
-
-"Saratoga," says Jimmie, "Havre de Grace, Narragansett, Hialeah,
-Aqueduct."
-
-"Hawthorne, Churchill Downs, Empire City, Belmont Park, Thistledown," I
-chimes in nodding like a Chinese laundryman who has lost your wash. I
-holds my breath and gets to my feet praying that I will be able to ease
-him out quiet.
-
-"Through?" Jimmie says, cool as a cucumber. "What say we see if we can
-get a game of pool on the cuff?"
-
-The next day he breaks the track record.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I has thought about it a great deal since then and do you know what I
-figure? I figure it like this. I figure that Jimmie had got on to a
-secret. There is a secret to doing everything. Like tight-rope walking,
-or shooting par golf consistent, or whizzing a ball over a tennis net
-so as it falls just so and dribbles off before it can be got up off
-the ground. There is a secret to juggling plates and a secret to pole
-vaulting higher than anybody else. The plates and the pole and the
-rope and the golf clubs and tennis racquet is all the same. What I
-mean is you could take half a dozen plates and throw them up in the
-air and they would land behind the eight ball. But take these here
-same identical plates and give them to a juggler and he will make them
-perform without so much as mussing his tie. Why? Because he knows the
-secret.
-
-Well, then, why can it not be the same way with horses? I am not saying
-you can take a plow horse and make him win a race any more than that
-there juggler can juggle plates made out of pig iron. But I am saying,
-if you know the secret, you can take a _race horse_ and make him
-win a race. And, like I said, I has thought about it a lot and I figure
-there is a secret and Jimmie has got on to it. I figure the secret
-comes to him in a flash like when you know, in a sort of a burst of
-knowing, that the dealer has aces back to back. Because from that day
-on he never rides a loser. Except one. I will get around to that in a
-second.
-
-Saratoga and Hialeah and Havre de Grace and all of them is not no pipe
-dream. And neither is Ditsy's grand piano, though it is not in no
-two-room flat. It is in a living room as big as from here to there.
-One of them two-storied jobs that goes all the way up to the roof.
-One of them studio living rooms. And done real classy with drapes and
-hand-carved furniture and lamps with rose silk on the underneath parts
-of their shades, and them black-and-white, pen-and-ink-looking pictures
-on the walls, and a rug that feels like it will arch in the middle and
-purr if you rub it, it is that soft.
-
-Of course, it does not happen pronto. It starts out gradual with
-Jimmie's name in the papers--"Keep your eye on So-and-So up on
-So-and-So"--and then it takes a up curve with the sports writers
-pegging him with this here Wee Willie and first thing you know he is
-appearing regular Sundays in the rotogravure, him and Ditsy, holding
-a horseshoe or a shamrock or this here bridle or such as that, and
-persons are talking about the "Winkie Technique" and children is eating
-their weight in cereal because Wee Willie Winkie says as how it has got
-Vitamin Q and for six box tops or reasonable facsimiles thereof the
-cereal people will send you a handsome, autographed photograph of Wee
-Willie on Martinique or Little John or Fireflow or some such as them.
-And his stock is going up like a fever chart. And he is in the bucks.
-But I mean _in_, brother.
-
-It changes him some. I do not mean he goes around putting out like
-he has hung the moon and painted the blue sky; if anything, he
-quietens down and kind of draws into hisself like. In fact, when he
-is congratulated on his ability, which he is every time he turns
-around, he acts like it is making him sick to his stomach. And when the
-write-ups come out about how modest he is and shy and retiring and how
-he always tries to give the credit for a win to the horse, why then he
-acts like he is even sicker and getting no better fast.
-
-Naturally, while most of the publicity is along the lines of sweetness
-and light, there is some of it as squeezes out a few lemons. Like them
-that says as how Winkie rides a horse walleyed, and them as hints it
-is mighty peculiar he does not never lose and a pity, furthermore,
-because the odds on a horse what is toting Winkie is something to
-behold in a new all-time low.
-
-Then there is the follow-up gang that always seems to heel to a celeb.
-Whether he gets to be a celeb by riding horses or eating goldfish
-or drinking thirty buckets of beer does not make no noticeable
-difference--they follows. It gets so Jimmie cannot go nowheres without
-getting the press took out of his pants and he is lucky if the pants is
-not also took out with the press.
-
-People sends him alligators from Florida and salmon from Alaska. He
-gets lariats made out of tail hair plaited, and high-heeled boots with
-tooling. He gets silver spurs, and leather jackets, and saddles, and
-gloves, and sombreros. He gets blankets and pipes and racks for this
-and holders for that. He gets a sheep dog, a pair of love birds, a
-coon cat, a baby leopard, a bearskin rug with the teeth still in it, a
-stuffed owl, a collection of butterflies, and some twisty horns off a
-mountain goat all set and glued on a wooden thing to hang on the wall.
-He gets socks by the gross, handkerchiefs by carloads and one dame even
-sends him a box of pink silk underwear with his initials stitched in
-fancy in orchid embroidery.
-
-To give you the idea, one day he appears in the papers cutting a
-piece out of one of them round coffee cakes and the next day there is
-nineteen round coffee cakes delivered to his address and he does not
-_like_ round coffee cakes nor no kind of coffee cakes, but is
-cutting this here piece to please the press photographer who wants a
-homey touch.
-
-But for everybody what is giving him something there is two wanting him
-to give _them_ something. Jimmie used to say he got so he could
-tell right off who was a givee and who was a gimme. Not that he does
-not appreciate what is give him, even if he does not keep it, and not
-that he does not hand out to the gimmes--it is just that he does not
-want nothing off of nobody and does not want nobody to want nothing off
-of him.
-
-But when you gets in the major brackets that is not the way things is.
-So, like I said, it changes him some. Some way, he reminds me of a kid
-what has eat a quarter's worth of jelly beans all one flavor.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It changes Ditsy, too. Her hair is not loose-like and fluffy no more.
-It is on the order of a cocker spaniel's, only precise, and her ears
-has got earbobs in them, and instead of wearing print housedresses she
-is all diked out in them dresses which is not referred to as dresses,
-but as "creations." She has got a new wheelchair which is streamlined
-and has more chrome on it than a limousine, and some bird with a
-Vandyke and a accent you can spread like marmalade is giving her some
-kind of underwater massage for her legs, so she should be very happy.
-She is not, though.
-
-She puts on like she is happy and anybody what does not know her would
-say, "My, she is happy," and they would be ninety-nine and forty-four
-hundreds percent wrong because she is not happy by no means. She fools
-Jimmie because Jimmie is so anxious for her to be happy that, when she
-keeps saying she is happy, he believes she is happy and it does not
-occur to him that when you are happy you does not go around saying,
-"My, I am happy," like you was learning a lesson in memorizing.
-
-When a woman is happy she sings and brushes her hair a lot and says
-stuff like, "I declare, it is four o'clock _already_, can you beat
-that?" and she looks smily even when she is not actually smiling. So
-it is obvious Ditsy is not happy because she is not doing none of them
-things. When she smiles it is more or less of a lip movement going on
-under her nose and not having nothing to do with the rest of her face,
-and she does not sing spontaneous, though when she is in that two-room
-flat the landlady has had to request her several times to pipe down.
-And, instead of saying, "I declare it is four o'clock _already_,"
-she just says, "It is four o'clock," like you would say, "The dodo
-is now become extinct," or, "I see where there in a population of
-ninety-two in East Gleep, Nevada."
-
-So, as I said, it changes Ditsy, too. And it is pathetic to watch them
-two, him and her, working so hard at being happy and pretending that
-life is a bowl of cherries when it is plain life is a onion poultice.
-
-Some time passes and I am here, there, and yonder and word gets around
-that Jimmie Winkie is hitting the paint which occasions me to be
-surprised because Jimmie Winkie is never one to hit the paint even in a
-mild manner. So I am not paying any attention to these here remarks and
-I am once or twice very near smacking persons in the puss who say that
-it is a fact that Ditsy is turned into a red-hot momma.
-
-What's that? Oh, that. Well, it seems that this here underwater massage
-is the stuff and she is able to get around some--not good, understand,
-but some.
-
-What! Her! Say, listen here, bub--well, all right, no offense taken,
-but she is not that kind. O. K. O. K. Let it ride. Sure I will have
-another beer, only do not make no more remarks like that, see. O. K. O.
-K.
-
-Maybe I do not make myself clear. I mean she has gone in for
-double-jointed cigarette holders and red fingernails and them
-long-haired guys what paints a picture of somebody so as they have one
-eye here and one here and clockwork springs for the top of their head
-and maybe a spare tire for one hand and a fiddle for the other with a
-bunch of carrots sprouting out of it.
-
-Anyway, that is what I am hearing and--here's bumps, brother. You know
-I set and watched a glass of beer bubble from the bottom one night
-and it bubbled for three hours and a half 'fore it got flat. That was
-when Ditsy--But I will get around to that quick enough. Now and again
-I still catches myself trying _not_ to think about it. And it has
-been a long time. A long time.
-
-What was I saying? Oh, yeah, Jimmie hitting the paint. He _is_ all
-right because I am setting in a place in Cleveland--having just got off
-the train--and some fellow comes in and I does not pay no attention
-until I see he is walking like a banty rooster which is sea-sick. And
-I yells, "Jimmie!" And he looks up and focuses on me and I see it is
-true he is hitting the paint and, if his present condition is a fair
-example, he is hitting it with a capital H.
-
-I am not one to stick my nose in other people's business. I am one who
-says other people's business is their own business and no business of
-mine, having found that a nose stuck in other people's business usually
-gets itself pinned up so as it does not look like a nose for quite a
-while after.
-
-But this is different. First, it is Jimmie Winkie. Second, he is
-running a race the next day I have seen by the papers. Third, it will
-not put no shine on his shoes if somebody says, "Oh, look, is that not
-Wee Winkie and is he not skizzled?"
-
-To make a long story short, I gets him out of there. I thinks about
-checking into a hotel, but there is those somebodies again, so there is
-not nothing to do but get a cab and take him home. The same which I
-does.
-
-When I first sees Ditsy I also thinks it is true that she has turned
-into a red-hot momma. She has done something to her mouth so it looks
-like it has been swatted by a ripe plum, and she is wearing one of them
-"creations" that does not leave but very little to the imagination, and
-she is walking with two silver-headed canes, and her fingernails looks
-like they has been dipped in calves' liver while it is still in the
-calf.
-
-She is quite a sight for sore eyes until you remembers it is Ditsy
-and, then your collar gets too tight and you say, "Hello, Ditsy," and
-she does not say nothing. She just looks at Jimmie until you thinks
-she does not know who it is and, then, she looks at me and her eyes
-is the color of a horse's flanks after a workout--dark and wet and
-velvety--and she says, "Bring him in, Jacks," and, some way, her voice
-sounds like it is bleeding. And, all at once, you know that underneath
-all this cover-up she has put on is the same old Ditsy. Worn finer, and
-kind of tired, but Ditsy.
-
-She knows what to do, too. She does not put him to bed. She has me set
-him up in the bathroom with his head over the basin and she feeds him
-soapy water and as fast as one glass full comes up down goes another.
-And when he says he cannot do it no more, she wheedles him into doing
-it until his insides is as clean as a old maid's conscience, and his
-head is woozy but not boozy. Also, I am under the impression this is
-not the first time them two has underwent this here same procedure.
-
-Soapy water? Best thing on earth. Makes you feel like you has been
-hollowed out and whittled thin, but it does not leave nothing in you
-that you would want to wake up with the next morning. Of course, it is
-not exactly a pleasant treatment while it is going on, but, after it is
-done, although you could not fight no mess of apes, you could give them
-a run for their money, if such become necessary.
-
-After some time, Jimmie says in a washed-out voice, "O.K., go ahead.
-Tell me I am a louse."
-
-Ditsy does not say nothing and I does not say nothing, neither, being
-busy examining my cuticles.
-
-"I know I am a louse," he continues. "Go on. Get it over with. Go on,
-tell me I am a louse."
-
-So I says, "You are a louse, period," and I leaves off examining my
-cuticles and takes up examining Jimmie like he is a rare specimen of
-garbage that has got in among us while we are occupied elsewhere.
-
-"I was not asking _you_," Jimmie says, and he looks at Ditsy and
-Ditsy looks at him and Ditsy does not say nothing.
-
-"I beg your pardon," I says, "I thought you was addressing the general
-public of which there are several that says you has lost hold of your
-senses."
-
-"Shut up," Jimmie says. "SHUT UP. I did not ask you to butt in, did I?
-Why do you not go back where you come from?"
-
-"Sure," I says, "I will be delighted. But when you is handing out
-your interviews tomorrow do not give the credit for the win to the
-horse--give it to Ditsy, here. _If_ you win."
-
-"What do you mean 'if'?" Jimmie says. "It is in the bag." He laughs.
-"Literal," he says. "You and Ditsy need not worry none."
-
-"I am not worrying," Ditsy says toneless-like. "It does not matter
-either way. Nothing does not matter. Any more."
-
-The way she tags that "any more" on to it is horrible to listen to. It
-has a dead, flat, hopeless sound and I keep thinking, if I look down,
-I will see it laying there on the bath mat spread out on its back with
-its eyes rolled up.
-
-It gets Jimmie, too, because it is clear that if Ditsy had batted him
-on the bean with a lead sock he would not be more took back.
-
-"What do you mean?" he says. "What do you mean?" like that, see, with a
-up on the end.
-
-"I mean it is no good," Ditsy says. "I cannot stand it. You are not
-Jimmie Winkie any more. You are somebody else. Somebody else I do not
-know. Somebody else who I do not want to know. I hope you do lose
-tomorrow," she says and her words bump into each other and bunch up,
-like the field in a steeple-chase taking the first hedge. "I hope you
-lose tomorrow," she says, "and the next day, and the next and the next
-and next and next, and we can go back to that two-room flat and eat
-beef stew and take turns washing the dishes and put toothpicks in the
-windows to keep them from rattling, and play pinochle and watch the car
-lights come over the Freeway and, maybe, have a pint of ice cream for a
-treat and ... and ... be ... happy"--and her voice breaks in the middle
-and she puts her face in her hands and starts crying.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is a awful experience to see a girl cry. It makes you feel like all
-your joints has swelled and your ears and feet belong to a two-humped
-camel.
-
-Jimmie says, "You want me to _lose_?" like he is suffering from
-hallucinations.
-
-Ditsy keeps on crying.
-
-I gives her my handkerchief and wonders if I ought to pat at her or
-something.
-
-"I cannot lose," Jimmie says.
-
-"Look," I says, "I think I has had sufficient. I am going."
-
-"I cannot lose," Jimmie says, "and, if I do, they will not call me Wee
-Willie no more. Guys like Moe Prentice will give me the laugh. I got to
-keep on winning. I cannot stop now."
-
-"You has not _got_ to do nothing but die," I says, "and if what
-guys like Moe Prentice says means more to you than Ditsy, here, I would
-go on off and die if I was you."
-
-"What about your grand piano?" Jimmie says to Ditsy.
-
-"I hate it," Ditsy says through her fingers. "I would like a c-c-canary
-b-b-bird."
-
-"But I cannot lose," Jimmie says, shaking his fist. "I
-cannot--unless--" And he quits shaking his fist and uncloses it and
-looks at it like he expects to find it has varicose veins. And he looks
-at Ditsy setting there on the floor.
-
-"You mean what you said?" he says.
-
-Ditsy makes a kind of soft _oooooo_ing noise like a stable hound
-what has been stepped on.
-
-"O.K.," Jimmie says. "O.K." He gets up and sort of wavers a minute
-and then he goes out and Ditsy keeps on crying and I clears my throat
-once or twice and wishes she is a horse so as I could gentle her and
-then Jimmie comes back in and he is carting this here bridle.
-
-"From me to you," he says, plunking it on the floor. And there is a
-long pause and then he adds, "Temporarily."
-
-Ditsy looks at the bridle, hiccuping slightly like a baby what has been
-having colic.
-
-"I do not get it," she says, hiccuping again.
-
-Jimmie indicates the bridle. "Remember the time," he says, "that we was
-in the Home and you found a four-leaf clover in a book what belonged to
-Miss Watson? I had a toothache, so you snitched the four-leaf clover
-to put in my shoe so as it would go away--the toothache I mean. Only
-you said it was 'temporarily' because it was somebody else's four-leaf
-clover and might have repre ... repercussions being as how it does not
-actually belong to me. So I did--put it in my shoe I mean--and I got a
-blind abscess and it was--well, you know how it was."
-
-"I still do not get it," Ditsy says looking at the bridle like she is
-expecting it to turn into a four-leaf clover.
-
-"It is like this," Jimmie says. "That there"--he points to the
-bridle--"is the same as the four-leaf clover. Maybe you got a toothache
-now, but, if I lose, it might turn out to be a blind abscess. So it is
-only temporary. I am not giving it to you. I am only letting you keep
-it for me."
-
-"I _still_ do not get it," Ditsy says, blowing her nose in my
-handkerchief.
-
-"I do," I says. "He is saying you thinks you wants a canary bird when
-what you really wants is a grand piano, which you have already got."
-
-"You stay out of this," Jimmie says.
-
-"Lay off Jacks," Ditsy says to Jimmie. "He is all right."
-
-"Jacks is a old lady," Jimmie says to Ditsy.
-
-"I am going," I says. Which I does.
-
- * * * * *
-
-No. No more beer. I am not half through with this one. I do not like to
-crowd them. And, speaking of crowding, that is what I think happens to
-Jimmie.
-
-Lose? I reckon he does. He does not even get away from the post.
-
-What I mean about crowding, I figure this here horse Jimmie is up on
-gets crowded quick. There is some crows slow, some easy, some quick.
-Jimmie happens to be up on Beeknight and, the way I figure, I figure
-Beeknight crowds quick. You know how it is, out of the barrier,
-everybody trying for a inside track, some pushing maybe, though this is
-not noticeable unless you is up. Now them that crowds slow gets out and
-tries, and them that crowds easy falls in, but them that crowds quick
-rears up and starts doing the Highland fling. There is not many. But
-there is some. And, like I said, the way I figure, Beeknight is one of
-the some.
-
-After it is all over, there is plenty who say there is something fishy
-because Beeknight is never one to crowd slow, easy, _or_ quick.
-Jimmie has been up on Beeknight before and Beeknight has always came in
-home free. In fact, before this here episode I am getting ready to tell
-you about, Beeknight is being touted for the Jockey Gold Cup, so there
-is plenty who say the atmosphere smells highly of cod.
-
-Jimmie pull him? You mean on account of Ditsy saying what she said?
-Maybe. I thought about that angle, but I am almost sure for certain
-that is not the case. I seen him right after it is over and, if he is
-putting on a show, I am a snub-tailed bloodhound.
-
-No, I figure horses like I figure human beings. They is subject to
-change. This here Beeknight might of slept restless, he might of been
-overtrained, he might of been scary, he might of had gas, he might of
-sensed Jimmie was not in no mood. Them things affects a horse. So I say
-there is nothing off-color, but that this here Beeknight has underwent
-a change and happens to crowd quick.
-
-It is like this, see. I avoided Jimmie like he has got the plague and
-this is reciprocated on his part. I see he is jittery and keyed up, but
-this is no mud on my boots, so I leave him be. Not that he is left be,
-because there is many who do not think he has got the plague. It is
-very sickening to watch.
-
-I wonder if Ditsy is in the stands, but I do not wonder long as
-somebody asks him if his sister is in the stands and he says, "No, she
-is home." And somebody says, "Don't she like horse races?" And he says,
-"No." And somebody says, "Well, that is odd. Your own sister." And he
-says, "How would you like to go bag your ears," which shows that he is
-keyed up to a considerable degree.
-
-He is up in the first, again in the third, and again in the fourth. I
-am not up at all until the next day. In fact, I am only there because
-I cannot stay away, so I goes out and hangs over the veranda rail to
-watch the first.
-
-It is a swell day. One of them high, blue ones. There is music
-coming out of the announcing system and people is walking around and
-everything is kind of stirred up like--like it is before the start. It
-is a fast track and pretty to look at and Happy Slauderwasser comes out
-and says, "Move over," and we both hangs over the veranda rail and just
-look at how everything looks, if you know what I mean.
-
-Then the horses is mincing past, Jimmie about as big as a good-sized
-pea, and then the barrier is in, and it is Beeknight in No. 6, and
-everything gets quiet with a little murmur running through it like a
-breeze with a lid on it, and you can hear the popcorn peddlers real
-plain, and then there is that swelling cry, "THEY'RE OFF!" But it
-chokes in the middle and there is a surge for the fence and the stands
-rise up and cranes their necks and Happy says, "My God!" and I near
-falls over the veranda rail because Beeknight is pawing the air and
-kicking and acting in general like he is a prize exhibition at a rodeo
-and for all them shenanigans he does not go nowheres. It is like he is
-trying to kick his way through a wall or something. Jimmie is stuck
-closer than a plaster, but not for long. Beeknight gives a lunge and
-Jimmie goes over, and a sort of a soft, gusty sound goes up from the
-crowd like a thousand breaths has been let out at once.
-
-By the time Jimmie has hit the ground, they is taking Beeknight out and
-do you know that confounded horse is as calm as a June morning? Jimmie
-gets out under his own power.
-
-Yeah. You see it coming, kick loose and roll with the fall and it does
-not no more than scrape off the top fuzz.
-
-It seems like a hour at least has gone past, but it cannot be no more
-than a handful of seconds because it is all clear when the field moves
-into the stretch.
-
-Happy and me look at each other.
-
-Happy says, "Wow."
-
-I says, "It looks like somebody is going to get a bird."
-
-"Yeah," Happy says, "a Bronx one."
-
-"No," I says, "a yellow one with feathers what sings," and I go on down
-to stand on the edge of the crowd what is surrounding Jimmie and listen
-to what is being said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-What is being said is all the same color and cut equal. Howinever, I am
-positive that Jimmie did not do no pull. He is white as death and keeps
-shaking his head like there is lead shot in it and he is listening
-to it rattle. He keeps saying, "I cannot understand it, I cannot
-understand it," over and over. No, he did not do no pull. Spencer Tracy
-cannot act that good and Jimmie Winkie is not no Spencer Tracy.
-
-I mosey on off and am popping my knuckles and thinking when it comes
-over the announcing system that Winkie is not hurt none and will be up
-in the third as scheduled.
-
-But this does not take place, as before the third, Gus Wever comes up
-to me and he is pale and his Adam's apple is riding up and down on his
-collar and he says, "Jacks, I got something for you to do."
-
-"Shoot," I says.
-
-"I want you should break the news to Winkie."
-
-"What news?" I says. "They is not going to disqualify him for falling
-off a horse, I hopes."
-
-"No," Gus says. "Word has just came that his sister has met with a
-accident."
-
-I says, "Ditsy," or I tries to, but it sticks in my throat and, some
-way, I finds I am grabbing hold of Gus and there is guys endeavoring to
-pull us apart thinking we is having a altercation.
-
-"Leave go," Gus says, shrugging them off--he is a big guy--"I am asking
-Jacks, peaceful, if he will tell Winkie his sister has met with a fatal
-accident. He is a friend of Winkie and if your sister is dead, it is
-better it comes from a friend. That is all I am asking. I, myself,
-cannot do it."
-
-So I does it.
-
-When we gets there everything is confusion. There is people everywhere
-and a important-acting guy is asking the maid questions, only this does
-not do no good as she is setting in a chair having hysterics. And there
-is other men down on their knees examining the floor and blowing powder
-on the doorknobs and there is a doctor putting his stuff away in a
-little black bag.
-
-And there is Ditsy.
-
-It does not look like Ditsy. It does not look human even. It is just a
-smashed-in, crumpled-up thing what is wearing Ditsy's clothes, and it
-has blood all over.
-
-It reminds me of the way Tod Beemis looks when he is drug out and laid
-on a shutter after he is caught in a stall with a crazy stallion. Kind
-of ... kind of ... trampled-looking. It makes me feel kind of numblike,
-like maybe I has got a scream in me that has froze solid before it can
-get out.
-
-The important-acting guy, by now, has saw us and advances forward.
-
-"The maid, here," he says, "says she left Miss Winkie setting by the
-window and holding a bridle in her lap. Mooning over it kind of, she
-says. She goes downstairs, the maid does, and she has not no more'n got
-good and down when she hears a racket and she runs back up fast as she
-can and it is like this. We has not touched nothing. This," he, says
-pointing to a scruffed-looking place on the rug, "I guess is where she
-fell down and got up again, and this"--pointing to a spot where the
-plaster has been gouged out of the wall--"this here is where whoever
-done it must of swung and missed--and, from the evidence, whoever must
-of done it was strong as a horse. And this here is the bridle she was
-holding, which looks as if it was tore out of her hands and--" He
-pauses and squints at Jimmie. "Hey," he says, "you do not look like no
-coroner, who are you?"
-
-"He is her brother," I says, and my voice seems to come from some
-far-off place and does not seem to belong to me at all.
-
-"Oh," the man says embarrassed. "I am sorry, buddy. I did not know
-about you being related to the deceased. I am mighty sorry."
-
-Jimmie does not answer. He is looking at the bridle like it is Lazarus
-arose from the dead and it is plain he is going to keel over.
-
-He puts out his hand, as if he is in a trance, and takes the bridle
-from the man.
-
-"It is all right," I says, "it is his bridle. Leave him have it. I will
-take him out of here." Which I do as they bring in a wicker basket and
-set it down by this thing on the floor around which they draws a white
-chalk mark before ... before they--
-
- * * * * *
-
-Guess I must be coming down with a cold. Yeah. Sure I will have another
-one. Just to wet my whistle. I seems to be kind of dried up like.
-Talking too much, I guess. There is times, though, when you has got
-to get it out of your system--the cold, I mean. Yeah. Well, here's to
-nothing, mister. If you got nothing, you got nothing to lose and, even
-if you does, it stands to advantage.
-
-What did who win after what? Oh, Winkie. He does not win no more. And
-does not lose no more. Because he does not ride no more. No, I mean
-no more. Never. You see, he ... he bumped hisself off. I took it for
-granted you knew.
-
-Yeah. Yeah. It was one of them things. After Ditsy--why, he kind of
-went haywire. I tried talking to him. Thought if he got to riding again
-it would take his mind off what it was brooding on. No, no, they never
-did catch whoever done it. I wish they _had_ of. If I could of got
-just within reaching distance--
-
-No, Jimmie would not pay no attention to me. He would just set there
-staring straight ahead and sometimes he would look at me like he could
-see clean through my backbone and out the other side.
-
-"Do not bother none, Jacks," he would say. "You do not understand. It
-was my fault. I should of knowed."
-
-And I would say, "Do not be like that. Them ... them kind of accidents
-is figured out statistical. You could not of knowed in a million
-years."
-
-"I was wrong. I was the one who had the blind abscess. Not Ditsy,"
-he would say. Morose, see. Only I thought he would snap out of it,
-eventual. But he does not. When he snaps, he snaps the other way.
-
-I remember the night that he done it. I set up with him until midnight
-talking up Parvalu, which Colonel Crandall wanted him to ride in the
-Bay Shore. I says, "Look here, Jimmie, if you will just get out and mix
-around some, you will be O. K." And I says, "Do not forget what you
-always said: 'You can shake grief or sorrow, you can bury remorse--but
-you can't never lose the feel o' a horse.'"
-
-"Yeah," he says, and he looks at me for the first time like he really
-sees me. "Yeah," he says, straightening up, "you can shake grief or
-sorrow, you can bury remorse ... bury remorse--"
-
-"But you can't never lose the feel o' a horse," I finishes for him.
-
-"Yeah," he says--slow. "Yeah, that is it."
-
-So I goes home brightened up, thinking I has at last got him squared
-around and the next morning--it is in the papers.
-
-They was two thoroughbreds, them two was. Yessir, two thoroughbreds
-that, some way, got boxed on a inside turn.
-
-What's that? Bridle? Oh, that. I had it buried with Jimmie. He had made
-a will leaving everything he possessed to me. Can you beat it? That is
-the kind of guy he was. Yeah. Oh, I could of kept it if I had of had a
-mind to, but bridles is cheap and he had set such a store by that one
-that it did not seem right to keep it. Besides, I could not ever of
-used it and kept my mind on what I was doing. He ... he hung hisself
-with it, see. He was out of his head with grief, that is all. He did
-not think. Jimmie was not no coward to take the easy way out. I know
-that. But I could not of had it around me just the same. So I buried it
-with him. Holding the reins in his hand. I think he would of liked it
-if he could of knowed.
-
-Well, bottoms up. I got to be going.
-
-Thanks, brother, and the same to you. It has been a pleasure. No, I do
-not reckon you will be seeing me in no papers, unless it is the funny
-papers. Did I not tell you? Horses has got a habit of slowing down when
-I am up on them. Like they has got a dead weight swinging on the bridle
-holding them back. They calls me Jinx. Yeah. Jinx Jackson.
-
-Well, so long, buddy.
-
-
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-<h1>THE GOLDEN BRIDLE</h1>
-
-<h2>By Jane Rice</h2>
-
-<p>Illustrated by Alfred</p>
-
-<p>[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from<br>
-Unknown Worlds April 1943.<br>
-Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that<br>
-the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]</p>
-
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-
-<hr class="chap">
-
-<p>Say, that is mighty white. I do not mind if I do, though I remembers
-the day when I would not of touched beer with a ten-foot pole. Weight.
-Jockeys has got to watch their weight like it is tombstones they is
-putting on instead of pounds.</p>
-
-<p>Well, here's luck, mister. May all your double parlays give the bookies
-fits.</p>
-
-<p>What's that? Yeah, sure I am a jockey. Was. There is not no point in
-giving you the old three and five. You look like a right guy. Why
-should I kid you? I have not been up on a horse for four years. Six
-months cold for a jock is a wide turn, but four years—say, four years
-is—what the devil, I am washed up cleaner than a choirboy's ears.</p>
-
-<p>And this is not my fault. That is what gives me the burn. It is not my
-fault. When Lady Luck smiles in the racing game she has got a grin so
-broad you can count her back fillings, but, when she quits smiling,
-brother, she just quits and you might as well go wrap your head in a
-sweat blanket and forget it.</p>
-
-<p>You know, you is going along good, not winning no Champagne Stakes nor
-nothing like that, but hitting the percentages and going along O.K.,
-see, when all of a sudden you finds that things begin to happen. And
-they keeps right on happening and you can spit in the wind all you want
-to and chew four-leaf clovers and take a horseshoe to bed with you
-and it does not have no effect. Things just keeps right on happening
-until after a while the trainers puts the double O on you and you can
-not even get a leg up on a spavined brood mare and everybody takes to
-calling you "Jinx."</p>
-
-<p>That is me, mister. Jinx Jackson.</p>
-
-<p>Oh, I am not beefing none. I manages, what with one thing and another.
-But believe me, buddy, it is enough to give you the yelping wipes when
-you stands there by the fence with the sun beating down on you, and the
-crowd milling around excitedlike, and the bugles blowing, and the flags
-waving, and the horses walking past—nervous—and the colors up with
-their pants skintight and their shirts bellying out like silk balloons,
-and then they are wheeling the barrier in, and you look at the track
-and it is smooth and sweet and fast as a filly with bees in her ears,
-and everything gets still except the popcorn peddlers, and there is
-that awful minute when you is waiting and the shirt sticks to your back
-and you gets that old, familiar, tight feeling on the inside of your
-thighs, and your tongue is like a sponge bit between your teeth, and
-then that cry—like a rising wind—"THEY'RE OFF!"</p>
-
-
-
-<p>That is when it hits you. Right here. As if somebody has yanked your
-stomach out and let it go <i>wham</i> back at you, like a pair of
-suspenders.</p>
-
-<p>That—and when you see a snipe getting hisself boxed on a inside turn,
-or bearing out in the run through the stretch, or—aw, nuts with it. It
-gets you, that is all. It gets you.</p>
-
-<p>Once you has got the feel of horses in your blood you is a goner. A
-gone goner. It is there, brother, and there is not no use fighting it.
-You cannot no more keep away from a paddock than you can stop blinking
-your eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie Winkie used to say, "You can shake grief and sorrow, you can
-bury remorse—but you can't never lose the feel o' a horse."</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie Winkie. Yeah, Wee Willie. That is the same.</p>
-
-<p>Good! Man, he had the magic touch. Why, he could add twenty lengths to
-anything on four legs. Easy. Jimmie was tops. Why, I has seen him come
-from behind the hard way and spot them a extra advantage by pulling out
-and still win and there was not no photo finishes, neither. When he
-won, mister, he won.</p>
-
-<p>He was a funny guy, he was. Had a kind of puckery face and big ears.
-Walked springy, like a banty rooster. Used to use a special bridle when
-he was up. Superstitious? It is not superstition exactly. It is just
-a kind of a feeling you get about certain things. Lots of us jocks
-are thataway. I know I would of had a hissy—four years ago—if I had
-of mislaid a old wore-out crop I always carried. Moe Prentice had a
-buckeye he would not of parted with for nobody. Jackie Watson had some
-sort of a medal on a silver chain. Cry Baby Noolan would not no more of
-thought of riding with his cap anyway but hind side to than he would
-of thought of riding without any clothes on. In fact, if he would of
-had to make a choice, I reckon he would of rode in his skin before he
-would of changed his cap proper. And, like I said, Jimmie has this here
-special bridle, though there is not much special about it except that
-it is goldish-looking if you hold it in the right light. But seems he
-takes a fancy to it and from the way he acts you would of thought it
-is made from the tanned hide of a Derby winner. But it is not no such
-thing, of course. It is just a bridle like any racing bridle only, like
-I said, it is goldish-looking in a unnoticeable manner.</p>
-
-<p>He gets it one year when we is finishing up the circuit down in
-Tijuana. This is before he hits his stride. When he is going along,
-like me, not snaffling no tall money nor nothing but knocking off his
-percentages. He is plain Jimmie Winkie then. The newspapers has not
-tagged that there Wee Willie on to him yet and he is not endorsing no
-leather jackets, nor saying as how he likes Puffie Wuffies because they
-is superroasted and rolled on hoops.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Well, as I was saying, we is down in Tijuana and it is nighttime and
-we is walking down one of them crooked streets which is about as thick
-in Tijuana as saddle sores is in a riding academy. We is walking along
-with our hands in our pockets and not much else, being as how we has
-inadvertently got mixed up in a game knowed as faro, the same which is
-like being on the wrong end of a loco bronc, and which we would not of
-got into if Jimmie had not of wanted to increase a five-dollar bill
-into a ten-dollar bill so as to buy a real nice present for Ditsy.
-Anyhow, like I said, we is walking along minding our own business when
-there is—</p>
-
-<p>Ditsy? Oh, Ditsy was Jimmie's sister. Name was Dorothy, but Jimmie
-called her Ditsy. He was crazy about her. Seemed like he had raised
-her since she was knee high to a feed box. Guess they had some muddy
-tracks, them two, and what with their not having nobody but theirselves
-and her being crippled, why, one way and another, he set a lot of store
-by her.</p>
-
-<p>Anyway, we is walking along, Jimmie and me, and I am thinking about
-what we is going to eat for breakfast the next day, and lunch, and
-supper, and Jimmie is thinking about how is he going to buy Ditsy
-something when we hear a rumpus going on around a corner up ahead.
-It increases graduallike and when we gets to the corner we meets it,
-head-on you might say.</p>
-
-<p>There is about a dozen people who is all personal acquaintances of
-John Barleycorn, and they is pestering a woman who looks like she is
-on her way to a masquerade at a insane asylum. She has got on a sheet
-all draped and wrapped every which way and her feet is laced up in
-sandals and there is a wreath on her hair, only now it is setting
-cockeyed on account of as how these here people has been chasing her,
-and she is carrying a bridle. In fact, if I had of spent my money on
-John Barleycorn instead of faro, I probably would of joined in on the
-side of these here people who is laughing theirselves sick and grabbing
-at this here sheet and having a big time, for which I cannot blame them
-any as this woman is sure a curious sight.</p>
-
-<p>While I am thinking what a curious sight she is, Jimmie busts up the
-party. He does this with very little fuss, hitting merely one guy who
-goes down like a sack of wet oats and the rest takes to their heels as
-I am doubling up my fists preparing to wade in.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap">
-
-<div class="figcenter illowp60" id="illus1" style="max-width: 25.125em;">
- <img class="w100" src="images/illus1.jpg" alt="">
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap">
-
-<p>"Now, sister," Jimmie says, rubbing his knuckles tenderlike, "if I was
-you I would vamoose. Tijuana is no place for a lady without as how she
-has got company to see that she gets where she has started out for."</p>
-
-<p>Well, this woman straightens her wreath and breaks out in some kind of
-a foreign language which sounds like nothing I ever heard unless it is
-"Chopsticks" played on a piano which is out of tune and is minus some
-of the keys.</p>
-
-<p>"Look, sister," Jimmie says, "vamoose while the vamoosing is favorable."</p>
-
-<p>The woman makes some motions and spouts some more of this here talk and
-there is just one word I get and that is "grease." She says this over
-and over, "Grease, grease," meanwhile gesturing for all she is able.</p>
-
-<p>"Grease?" Jimmie says, puzzled, and she nods violently and shakes the
-bridle she is carrying and does a act like she is putting it on a horse
-and then flaps her arms like she is flying.</p>
-
-<p>"Grease," she says.</p>
-
-<p>I begins to get uneasy. "Say," I says to Jimmie, sotto voice, "let's us
-get out of here—this gal has got bats in her belfry."</p>
-
-<p>"I think she has lost a horse," Jimmie says slow.</p>
-
-<p>"Horse!" I says. "How is she going to straddle a horse in that getup?
-She has lost her mind. Let's us get out of here. Loonies is not no
-picnic."</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie does not pay no attention to me. He takes the bridle away from
-her—gentle—so as not to scare her and <i>he</i> does a act like
-<i>he</i> is putting it on a horse. "Horse?" he says.</p>
-
-<p>This looney looks at him a minute, then her face kind of brightenslike.
-She points to the bridle Jimmie is holding and says, "Hippos."</p>
-
-<p>"She has got the D. T.'s," I cheeps. "She is talking about a
-hippopotamus what flies or I will eat that there bridle. Come on,"
-I says, "this is not no place for—" But I do not get no further
-because there is a faint whinny and this here woman shrieks joyfully
-and—without so much as a kiss-my-foot—lams in the direction of this
-here nickering which, judging from the sound, is a block or so to our
-rear—though we has not seen no sign of no horse when we is walking by
-thataway.</p>
-
-<p>We stands there gawking after this dame while she disappears in the
-night and Jimmie, suddenlike, yells, "Hey, here is your bridle," and
-starts after her and me after Jimmie, because I has not got no wish to
-see Jimmie sucked in on something that is not kosher, and it is plain
-that there is something here that does not meet the eye right off.</p>
-
-<p>I dope it that this here dame is a kind of a lead rein for some guys
-which is laying low in a alley or some place figuring to roll whoever
-she ropes in, and it is a unpleasant statistic that persons is often
-beat up severe when it is discovered they has not got no wherewith to
-make such a business profitable.</p>
-
-<p>When we gets down the street a ways I catches up to Jimmie and stops
-him and I says, "Has you taken leave of your senses? This here is one
-of them cul-de-sacs or I am a ring-tailed—" But I do not say baboon,
-which I had intended, because somewhere I hears a noise like a lot of
-pigeons taking off—like they has been shooed—and from way up, like
-on a roof, I hears this woman laughing and it dwindles away and, then,
-it is quiet and a little white feather drifts down and lands in the
-gutter. It is all very weird and I do not like it.</p>
-
-<p>"I would of swore a horse nickered down here a minute ago," Jimmie says.</p>
-
-<p>"Shut up," I says, "and let's us get out of here before we is knifed in
-the back."</p>
-
-<p>So we does and that is how Jimmie come by the bridle.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Well, say, I do not mind if I do. There is this about beer. You do not
-have to worry none the next morning about tying your shoes. Ever try
-sticking a hot knife in it? Many's the time I has seen my old man heat
-the poker until it is as red as the old Scratch hisself and then plunge
-it into the pail. That was when you could get all you wanted for a dime
-with boiled ham and cheese and bologna throwed in to boot and, like as
-not, a slice of liver for the cat.</p>
-
-<p>Here's bumps, mister. And may you never tear up your ducats without
-looking twice.</p>
-
-<p>Where was I? Oh, yeah, Tijuana. Well, here we is without a buffalo
-between us. Broke as a skillet of scrambled eggs and up in the fifth
-the next day, the same which dawns bright and early and finds me and
-Jimmie nearly splitting a girth trying to trade that there bridle for a
-plate of buckwheat cakes, but everybody gives us the zero gaze until I
-begins to wonder if we is coming down with smallpox. So we hunts up a
-dopester by the name of Stew Hatcher and he stakes us to a meal after
-which we hangs around until he has got up his sheet and then we rides
-out to the track with him and his girl. We asks Stew, just kidding, who
-he is picking in the fifth and Stew says it is not us and he is not
-kidding. For his money, he says, it is High Jinks, Admirella and Sky
-Eagle. One, two, three.</p>
-
-<p>I am up on Black Boy and Jimmie he is up on Peajacket, so we thumbs
-our noses at Stew and gives him the buzz and says as how we is pleased
-to have met this girl he is with—which is a lie because she is very
-snooty—and we goes on in.</p>
-
-<p>We gets into our colors and sets around with the fellows dishing out
-a lot of bull about what we done in Tijuana and Jimmie gives me the
-wink and says he has got hold of a nifty bridle he is willing to take
-a loss on. And he gets this here bridle out of his locker and says if
-anybody will give him a fin for it they can have it, though they will
-be rooking him on the deal.</p>
-
-<p>Boy, does he get the laugh. Moe says he will give him a fin for it if
-Jimmie will throw in Peajacket and shine his boots for a week, too. And
-Cry Baby Noolan says if it is such a hot bridle why don't he bridle
-Peajacket with it. And everybody starts gaffing Jimmie and I acts real
-indignant and I says what is it worth to them if he <i>does</i> bridle
-Peajacket with it, them being such sports. Jimmie, seeing the lay of
-the land, plays up to me and says, "No," and everybody chimes in giving
-him the merry ha-ha and when there is three bucks up he will not do it,
-why, then Jimmie says O.K., he will do it, see.</p>
-
-<p>Does a holler go up when they catches on to how they has been taken!
-But Jimmie says a bet is a bet and he is game enough to live up to his
-end of the bargain if they is. "Of course, if they <i>isn't</i>—"
-he says, inferring that anybody who reneges is a horse's patoot, so,
-naturally, nobody reneges, though there is some grousing.</p>
-
-<p>I used to say to Jimmie, I would say, "Jimmie, remember the day at
-Tijuana when we nicked Moe and them for three bucks?" And Jimmie, he
-would say, "Yeah," and kind of draw in his breath like he was thinking
-about it—hard. Remembering how Peajacket upset the bookies' apple cart.</p>
-
-<p>You see, Stew Hatcher is wrong. It is Peajacket, High Jinks and
-Admirella. One, two, three. And the owner of Peajacket—I forget his
-name, big loose-mouthed chap with a face like a side of beef—is fair
-to be hobbled because he has not bet on his own entry on account of as
-how it is a cinch to lose. It is a two-year-old he has picked up for
-seven and a quarter at a public sale and he is just feeling him out and
-damn if Jimmie does not bring in a win.</p>
-
-<p>Me? Oh, I comes in with the tailbearers. I could of got in a lame
-fourth, but I am so whooper-jawed watching Jimmie go down the stretch
-like a lighted fuse that I lets this here Black Boy I am up on bear
-out—he was death on bearing out—and, of course, that puts the quietus
-on us. There is not no percentage in whipping a horse over for fourth
-place. A horse has got sense enough to know when you is making a fool
-out of him.</p>
-
-<p>No, I do not guess you will recollect Peajacket. He turns out to be a
-foozle, after all. He is entered a couple of more times, Saratoga, I
-thinks, and Empire City—Syl Patton up—but he does not do nothing but
-pick up a coupla pounds of mud.</p>
-
-<p>But he sure is not no foozle that afternoon at Tijuana.</p>
-
-<p>There is not no barrier. You just keeps back of the line as best you
-can. That is one way to lose a race before the gun. I has seen them do
-it on purpose. You know, too tight a rein, get your horse skittered,
-make him break three or four times, and, when the gun goes, hold him
-back just long enough to let him see that he is a cooked potato. Nine
-times out of ten you can whip him raw and he will run, but he will not
-run fast enough. But <i>your</i> nose is clean. The trainer cannot say
-as how <i>you</i> did not try.</p>
-
-<p>Say, am I boring you with this? If I am—okke doke, any time you has
-had a sufficiency, say so.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Well, as I was saying, there is not no barrier. Outside of a little
-tail flicking and head tossing, Black Boy is as calm as a Jersey cow.
-High Jinks breaks once and Sky Eagle and some of the field prances
-around a bit, but Peajacket he acts like he has been fed hopped oats.
-In fact, there is some talk of it later on, but they cannot never prove
-nothing. Anyway, this here Peajacket is taking on for a fare-you-well
-with Jimmie trying to gentle him down and the starter getting mad and a
-jock, name of Happy Slauderwasser—that is a moniker for you, nice guy
-though—who is next to Peajacket swearing something fierce. Finally,
-Jimmie gets this here Peajacket backed in and he is lathered up like a
-ad for saddle soap, and the gun goes, and out of the tail of my eye as
-me and Black Boy takes off I sees Peajacket rearing up and I thinks,
-"Oh, Lordy," because it is a rule last one in has to pitch a buck in
-the kitty. And it is plain to see, in a field of fifteen, Jimmie is
-slated to be the last one in and then we will only have a buck apiece
-instead of a buck fifty.</p>
-
-<p>I settles down and starts easing over to the inside track hoping for
-a pocket. High Jinks is up ahead and he is not anywheres near let out
-yet. There is three or four horses in between, then Admirella nosing
-up, Sky Eagle alongside, doing like me, playing a wait, and Jimmie and
-the rest of the field bunched in behind.</p>
-
-<p>I am not thinking about Jimmie no more, though. I am concentrating on
-them three or four babies cutting off my view of High Jinks. I am not
-worried about them none, but when there is a opening I wants to be
-there instead of Sky Eagle. So I am concentrating, like I said, and I
-hear this horse coming. You do not actually hear them as much as you
-<i>feel</i> them. It is a mixture of both. It is like you got an alarm
-system inside of you and all of a sudden it is ringing like who popped
-Mollie and you know with a kind of a ... of a ... a kind of a awareness
-that you got heavy competition.</p>
-
-<p>I remembers wondering who it could be. There is High Jinks and
-Admirella in plain sight. Sky Eagle and me practically pat-a-caking at
-each other, some of the field ahead, but they is giving by now and, so
-far as I know, what is left in tow is not capable of doing nothing but
-horse apples.</p>
-
-<p>I do not take my mind off this here opening, though. It is getting
-ripe, I can see that, and I am bound I am going to be there when it is
-due before it closes in and strings out.</p>
-
-<p>Then, I catches a glimpse of this here horse on the off side of Sky
-Eagle. A kind of consciousness it is of this here third horse and I am
-sort of cheered when I see it is not bothering none about no openings,
-nor no inside track, nor nothing like that. And, while I am being
-cheered and thinking what a smart guy I am, this here third horse
-pounds ahead past Sky Eagle, a shoulder, half a length, a length, and
-that opening I been hovering over swings wide as a barn door and Sky
-Eagle is through it because I am yawping at Jimmie Winkie with his ears
-skinned back crouched high on Peajacket, and if I had not of knowed
-better I would of swore he was scared green, and while I am yawping,
-Black Boy bears out so, as I said, that puts the quietus on us.</p>
-
-<p>There has been better races run and bigger ones has been won by darker
-horses, but, off-hand, I cannot call any to mind that I got such a
-thrill out of. I do not know whether it is because I am so cocksure
-Jimmie is bringing up the rear, or because Moe Prentice—he is up on
-High Jinks—is took down a peg or two, or maybe because there is a
-certain something about the way that there horse runs with his nostrils
-red and wide, and his tail streaming out behind him like it has been
-starched, and his hoofs beating music out of that there track like a
-crazy drummer, and Jimmie pasted to him close as a surcingle and with
-a kind of a look about him like night wind sounds, if you know what I
-mean. A kind of a queer, wild, blowy look. But most of all I guess it
-is the horse.</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie says it is the horse and he ought to of knowed being as how he
-was up on him. Jimmie says it is also a great surprise to him that
-Peajacket wins, but, naturally, he does not say this out—but just to
-me—as it is not a good policy to let on that you are surprised when
-you bring in a winner.</p>
-
-<p>How does it feel to bring in a winner? Brother, you can have the
-greatest symphony that was ever wrote; I will take the thunder of
-a winner's hoofs coming down the straightaway. That is something,
-brother. That is really <i>some</i>thing. It is like a ... like a ...
-well, like I said, a kind of a awareness. Like you was conscious of the
-noise and the feel all at the same minute. Take that there Peajacket. I
-got it right away. The noise and the feel together, I mean. Like there
-was two horses running. One on top the other.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>We bums a ride back after the seventh and gets out on the main drag and
-flips a coin to see whether we eats or buys Ditsy something. It comes
-out buying Ditsy something so we goes to one of these here shops that
-has a window full of everything from jewelry to tablecloths and we
-picks out a powder box that plays a tune when the lid is lifted off. A
-thin, tinkly, sort of <i>plink, plink</i> tune, but pretty. Reminds you
-of the way ladies used to rustle when they walked, if you know what I
-mean.</p>
-
-<p>While the guy is wrapping it up, Jimmie goes over and picks up a vase
-which is setting on a shelf with a lot of other vases. This here vase
-he picks up is blue and has a lot of well-built dames on it holding
-garlands of flowers. Jimmie kind of whistles.</p>
-
-<p>"Look at this here," he says.</p>
-
-<p>I agrees it is nice, but points out that we has got exactly twenty-nine
-cents between us and the price is marked clear two fifty.</p>
-
-<p>"This is a strange coincidence," he says, more to hisself than me, and
-I says it is not no coincidence it is a vase and if he is thinking
-about switching over, why, there is a vase on the shelf above which is
-better-looking on account of as how it has a scene painted on it and
-the price is twenty-five cents cheaper.</p>
-
-<p>This guy comes up about this time and washes his hands in the air and
-asks if we are interested in a vase.</p>
-
-<p>"No," I says.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," Jimmie says. "Who is this here middle dame on this here vase?"</p>
-
-<p>"They represent the Muses," this guy says. "A marvelous buy for the
-money."</p>
-
-<p>"This here middle dame is a Muse?" asks Jimmie.</p>
-
-<p>"They are all Muses," this guy says, "goddesses of the arts and poetry
-and science. A very artistic vase. Only two fifty."</p>
-
-<p>"Did any of them have a horse?" Jimmie asks.</p>
-
-<p>"Horse?"</p>
-
-<p>"Horse."</p>
-
-<p>"I could not say. It is a very handsome vase, howinever, and I will
-make you a special price of two twenty-five, if you are interested."</p>
-
-<p>"Where can I find out if any of them had a horse?"</p>
-
-<p>"I could not say, unless it is the library. Two dollars even I will
-make it. Below that I cannot go."</p>
-
-<p>"Very well," I chimes in, being tired of Jimmie ribbing this here guy
-about a horse, "we will take it in place of the powder box."</p>
-
-<p>With that this guy freezes over like the outside of a mint julep and he
-says chillylike, "I have just remembered that this vase has been put
-aside for another party."</p>
-
-<p>And I says, "That is very odd being as how you were so all fired set on
-us having it at reduced cost."</p>
-
-<p>"Herman," this guys says.</p>
-
-<p>And another guy with a neck like a Percheron, shoulders his way through
-a curtain in the back and stands there like as if he is itching for
-somebody to say "When." So we takes our package and we leaves.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>I am in favor of hunting up a crap game and shooting our twenty-nine
-cents and Jimmie says that is a splendid idea and for me to do so and
-he will meet me at the pool parlor in a hour. I asks where is he going?
-And he says the library. And as he has never been inside a library in
-his life to my certain knowledge, I figure he is telling me in a nice
-way to mind my own business. Which I does. And in a hour I has run the
-twenty-nine cents into eight bits and a Masonic emblem.</p>
-
-<p>I meets Jimmie like he said and I can see right away he is exceptional
-thoughtful. We go to a place called La Cucuracha where the second cup
-of coffee is free and you gets gravy with your potatoes, although
-Jimmie seems to have lost his appetite. He keeps transferring his food
-from one side of his plate to the other until I outs and asks him
-pointblank what is ailing him.</p>
-
-<p>"Did you ever hear tell of a horse called Pegasus?" he says by way of
-answer.</p>
-
-<p>"No," I says. "Who sired him?"</p>
-
-<p>"He is out of Medusa by Neptune," says Jimmie.</p>
-
-<p>"I never heard of them, neither," I says shoveling in a mouthful of
-potatoes and gravy. "What has this here Peg-whoit got to do with you?"</p>
-
-<p>"I am not certain for sure," he says, "but I has got a idea,"</p>
-
-<p>"Which is?"</p>
-
-<p>"Could be he got blowed off his course," Jimmie says, "or got scared by
-another gadfly or some such, landed in Tijuana and this here Muse comes
-after him and—"</p>
-
-<p>"Look," I says, "one of us has got a screw loose and it is not me.
-Begin over and repeat slow and there is apple pie with the dinner and
-if you do not want it I will eat your piece, if it is all the same to
-you. Now what was you saying?"</p>
-
-<p>He shoves his plate back. "I am going to break the track record
-tomorrow," he says, and there is something about the way he says it,
-some quality in his voice that makes me sit up and take notice all of a
-sudden.</p>
-
-<p>A kind of creepy sensation comes over me and I am reminded of when I
-am a kid and the grandfather's clock in the hall would strike during
-the night. It would go <i>bong—bong—bong</i> real slow and soft, but
-filling the house, howinever, and making the air vibrate. I would lie
-there and think, "It is just the grandfather's clock in the hall," but
-that did not make no difference. My feet would get cold and my eyes
-near bug out of my head, and I would not have no swallow and I would
-lie there thinking, "It is just the grandfather's clock in the hall."</p>
-
-<p>I gives Jimmie one of them searching looks you read about, but it does
-not tell me nothing except that he is a mite tightened-uplike and is
-letting some fifty cents worth of food go to waste.</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks for the tip," I says. "Who you planning on being up on?
-Man-o'-War?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ditsy has always wanted a grand piano," he says, "since she was not
-bigger'n a boot-jack." And he says, "I will get her the best one money
-can buy."</p>
-
-<p>It is obvious that he tightened up more than I think because there is
-not enough space in that two-room flat in Cleveland to hold both Ditsy
-and a grand piano at the same time.</p>
-
-<p>"That will be dandy," I says, "but I am afraid there will not be no
-grand piano in it. Them things cost folding money."</p>
-
-<p>"Folding money," he repeats and the words sounds like a three-inch
-sirloin the way he says them—thick and red and juicy. "You know what
-I am going to have," he says, "I am going to have a pair of handmade
-boots—them that laces at the ankle—and I am going to have a suit with
-buttonholes under the buttons on the sleeves. Not just thread sewed to
-look like buttonholes—<i>real</i> buttonholes I am going to have under
-the buttons and a yellow chamois bag."</p>
-
-<p>"A yellow chamois bag under the buttons," I says and, recalling to mind
-a chap named Joe Hankins who fought a bunch of Comanches all one night
-in a psycopathic ward at a hospital in Louisville, I continues to smile
-pleasantly while I eases my chair back.</p>
-
-<p>"Yeah," Jimmie says, "lined with flannel so as the bridle will not get
-scratched up none."</p>
-
-<p>"Sure," I agrees, "flannel."</p>
-
-<p>"Saratoga," says Jimmie, "Havre de Grace, Narragansett, Hialeah,
-Aqueduct."</p>
-
-<p>"Hawthorne, Churchill Downs, Empire City, Belmont Park, Thistledown," I
-chimes in nodding like a Chinese laundryman who has lost your wash. I
-holds my breath and gets to my feet praying that I will be able to ease
-him out quiet.</p>
-
-<p>"Through?" Jimmie says, cool as a cucumber. "What say we see if we can
-get a game of pool on the cuff?"</p>
-
-<p>The next day he breaks the track record.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>I has thought about it a great deal since then and do you know what I
-figure? I figure it like this. I figure that Jimmie had got on to a
-secret. There is a secret to doing everything. Like tight-rope walking,
-or shooting par golf consistent, or whizzing a ball over a tennis net
-so as it falls just so and dribbles off before it can be got up off
-the ground. There is a secret to juggling plates and a secret to pole
-vaulting higher than anybody else. The plates and the pole and the
-rope and the golf clubs and tennis racquet is all the same. What I
-mean is you could take half a dozen plates and throw them up in the
-air and they would land behind the eight ball. But take these here
-same identical plates and give them to a juggler and he will make them
-perform without so much as mussing his tie. Why? Because he knows the
-secret.</p>
-
-<p>Well, then, why can it not be the same way with horses? I am not saying
-you can take a plow horse and make him win a race any more than that
-there juggler can juggle plates made out of pig iron. But I am saying,
-if you know the secret, you can take a <i>race horse</i> and make him
-win a race. And, like I said, I has thought about it a lot and I figure
-there is a secret and Jimmie has got on to it. I figure the secret
-comes to him in a flash like when you know, in a sort of a burst of
-knowing, that the dealer has aces back to back. Because from that day
-on he never rides a loser. Except one. I will get around to that in a
-second.</p>
-
-<p>Saratoga and Hialeah and Havre de Grace and all of them is not no pipe
-dream. And neither is Ditsy's grand piano, though it is not in no
-two-room flat. It is in a living room as big as from here to there.
-One of them two-storied jobs that goes all the way up to the roof.
-One of them studio living rooms. And done real classy with drapes and
-hand-carved furniture and lamps with rose silk on the underneath parts
-of their shades, and them black-and-white, pen-and-ink-looking pictures
-on the walls, and a rug that feels like it will arch in the middle and
-purr if you rub it, it is that soft.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, it does not happen pronto. It starts out gradual with
-Jimmie's name in the papers—"Keep your eye on So-and-So up on
-So-and-So"—and then it takes a up curve with the sports writers
-pegging him with this here Wee Willie and first thing you know he is
-appearing regular Sundays in the rotogravure, him and Ditsy, holding
-a horseshoe or a shamrock or this here bridle or such as that, and
-persons are talking about the "Winkie Technique" and children is eating
-their weight in cereal because Wee Willie Winkie says as how it has got
-Vitamin Q and for six box tops or reasonable facsimiles thereof the
-cereal people will send you a handsome, autographed photograph of Wee
-Willie on Martinique or Little John or Fireflow or some such as them.
-And his stock is going up like a fever chart. And he is in the bucks.
-But I mean <i>in</i>, brother.</p>
-
-<p>It changes him some. I do not mean he goes around putting out like
-he has hung the moon and painted the blue sky; if anything, he
-quietens down and kind of draws into hisself like. In fact, when he
-is congratulated on his ability, which he is every time he turns
-around, he acts like it is making him sick to his stomach. And when the
-write-ups come out about how modest he is and shy and retiring and how
-he always tries to give the credit for a win to the horse, why then he
-acts like he is even sicker and getting no better fast.</p>
-
-<p>Naturally, while most of the publicity is along the lines of sweetness
-and light, there is some of it as squeezes out a few lemons. Like them
-that says as how Winkie rides a horse walleyed, and them as hints it
-is mighty peculiar he does not never lose and a pity, furthermore,
-because the odds on a horse what is toting Winkie is something to
-behold in a new all-time low.</p>
-
-<p>Then there is the follow-up gang that always seems to heel to a celeb.
-Whether he gets to be a celeb by riding horses or eating goldfish
-or drinking thirty buckets of beer does not make no noticeable
-difference—they follows. It gets so Jimmie cannot go nowheres without
-getting the press took out of his pants and he is lucky if the pants is
-not also took out with the press.</p>
-
-<p>People sends him alligators from Florida and salmon from Alaska. He
-gets lariats made out of tail hair plaited, and high-heeled boots with
-tooling. He gets silver spurs, and leather jackets, and saddles, and
-gloves, and sombreros. He gets blankets and pipes and racks for this
-and holders for that. He gets a sheep dog, a pair of love birds, a
-coon cat, a baby leopard, a bearskin rug with the teeth still in it, a
-stuffed owl, a collection of butterflies, and some twisty horns off a
-mountain goat all set and glued on a wooden thing to hang on the wall.
-He gets socks by the gross, handkerchiefs by carloads and one dame even
-sends him a box of pink silk underwear with his initials stitched in
-fancy in orchid embroidery.</p>
-
-<p>To give you the idea, one day he appears in the papers cutting a
-piece out of one of them round coffee cakes and the next day there is
-nineteen round coffee cakes delivered to his address and he does not
-<i>like</i> round coffee cakes nor no kind of coffee cakes, but is
-cutting this here piece to please the press photographer who wants a
-homey touch.</p>
-
-<p>But for everybody what is giving him something there is two wanting him
-to give <i>them</i> something. Jimmie used to say he got so he could
-tell right off who was a givee and who was a gimme. Not that he does
-not appreciate what is give him, even if he does not keep it, and not
-that he does not hand out to the gimmes—it is just that he does not
-want nothing off of nobody and does not want nobody to want nothing off
-of him.</p>
-
-<p>But when you gets in the major brackets that is not the way things is.
-So, like I said, it changes him some. Some way, he reminds me of a kid
-what has eat a quarter's worth of jelly beans all one flavor.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It changes Ditsy, too. Her hair is not loose-like and fluffy no more.
-It is on the order of a cocker spaniel's, only precise, and her ears
-has got earbobs in them, and instead of wearing print housedresses she
-is all diked out in them dresses which is not referred to as dresses,
-but as "creations." She has got a new wheelchair which is streamlined
-and has more chrome on it than a limousine, and some bird with a
-Vandyke and a accent you can spread like marmalade is giving her some
-kind of underwater massage for her legs, so she should be very happy.
-She is not, though.</p>
-
-<p>She puts on like she is happy and anybody what does not know her would
-say, "My, she is happy," and they would be ninety-nine and forty-four
-hundreds percent wrong because she is not happy by no means. She fools
-Jimmie because Jimmie is so anxious for her to be happy that, when she
-keeps saying she is happy, he believes she is happy and it does not
-occur to him that when you are happy you does not go around saying,
-"My, I am happy," like you was learning a lesson in memorizing.</p>
-
-<p>When a woman is happy she sings and brushes her hair a lot and says
-stuff like, "I declare, it is four o'clock <i>already</i>, can you beat
-that?" and she looks smily even when she is not actually smiling. So
-it is obvious Ditsy is not happy because she is not doing none of them
-things. When she smiles it is more or less of a lip movement going on
-under her nose and not having nothing to do with the rest of her face,
-and she does not sing spontaneous, though when she is in that two-room
-flat the landlady has had to request her several times to pipe down.
-And, instead of saying, "I declare it is four o'clock <i>already</i>,"
-she just says, "It is four o'clock," like you would say, "The dodo
-is now become extinct," or, "I see where there in a population of
-ninety-two in East Gleep, Nevada."</p>
-
-<p>So, as I said, it changes Ditsy, too. And it is pathetic to watch them
-two, him and her, working so hard at being happy and pretending that
-life is a bowl of cherries when it is plain life is a onion poultice.</p>
-
-<p>Some time passes and I am here, there, and yonder and word gets around
-that Jimmie Winkie is hitting the paint which occasions me to be
-surprised because Jimmie Winkie is never one to hit the paint even in a
-mild manner. So I am not paying any attention to these here remarks and
-I am once or twice very near smacking persons in the puss who say that
-it is a fact that Ditsy is turned into a red-hot momma.</p>
-
-<p>What's that? Oh, that. Well, it seems that this here underwater massage
-is the stuff and she is able to get around some—not good, understand,
-but some.</p>
-
-<p>What! Her! Say, listen here, bub—well, all right, no offense taken,
-but she is not that kind. O. K. O. K. Let it ride. Sure I will have
-another beer, only do not make no more remarks like that, see. O. K. O.
-K.</p>
-
-<p>Maybe I do not make myself clear. I mean she has gone in for
-double-jointed cigarette holders and red fingernails and them
-long-haired guys what paints a picture of somebody so as they have one
-eye here and one here and clockwork springs for the top of their head
-and maybe a spare tire for one hand and a fiddle for the other with a
-bunch of carrots sprouting out of it.</p>
-
-<p>Anyway, that is what I am hearing and—here's bumps, brother. You know
-I set and watched a glass of beer bubble from the bottom one night
-and it bubbled for three hours and a half 'fore it got flat. That was
-when Ditsy—But I will get around to that quick enough. Now and again
-I still catches myself trying <i>not</i> to think about it. And it has
-been a long time. A long time.</p>
-
-<p>What was I saying? Oh, yeah, Jimmie hitting the paint. He <i>is</i> all
-right because I am setting in a place in Cleveland—having just got off
-the train—and some fellow comes in and I does not pay no attention
-until I see he is walking like a banty rooster which is sea-sick. And
-I yells, "Jimmie!" And he looks up and focuses on me and I see it is
-true he is hitting the paint and, if his present condition is a fair
-example, he is hitting it with a capital H.</p>
-
-<p>I am not one to stick my nose in other people's business. I am one who
-says other people's business is their own business and no business of
-mine, having found that a nose stuck in other people's business usually
-gets itself pinned up so as it does not look like a nose for quite a
-while after.</p>
-
-<p>But this is different. First, it is Jimmie Winkie. Second, he is
-running a race the next day I have seen by the papers. Third, it will
-not put no shine on his shoes if somebody says, "Oh, look, is that not
-Wee Winkie and is he not skizzled?"</p>
-
-<p>To make a long story short, I gets him out of there. I thinks about
-checking into a hotel, but there is those somebodies again, so there is
-not nothing to do but get a cab and take him home. The same which I
-does.</p>
-
-<p>When I first sees Ditsy I also thinks it is true that she has turned
-into a red-hot momma. She has done something to her mouth so it looks
-like it has been swatted by a ripe plum, and she is wearing one of them
-"creations" that does not leave but very little to the imagination, and
-she is walking with two silver-headed canes, and her fingernails looks
-like they has been dipped in calves' liver while it is still in the
-calf.</p>
-
-<p>She is quite a sight for sore eyes until you remembers it is Ditsy
-and, then your collar gets too tight and you say, "Hello, Ditsy," and
-she does not say nothing. She just looks at Jimmie until you thinks
-she does not know who it is and, then, she looks at me and her eyes
-is the color of a horse's flanks after a workout—dark and wet and
-velvety—and she says, "Bring him in, Jacks," and, some way, her voice
-sounds like it is bleeding. And, all at once, you know that underneath
-all this cover-up she has put on is the same old Ditsy. Worn finer, and
-kind of tired, but Ditsy.</p>
-
-<p>She knows what to do, too. She does not put him to bed. She has me set
-him up in the bathroom with his head over the basin and she feeds him
-soapy water and as fast as one glass full comes up down goes another.
-And when he says he cannot do it no more, she wheedles him into doing
-it until his insides is as clean as a old maid's conscience, and his
-head is woozy but not boozy. Also, I am under the impression this is
-not the first time them two has underwent this here same procedure.</p>
-
-<p>Soapy water? Best thing on earth. Makes you feel like you has been
-hollowed out and whittled thin, but it does not leave nothing in you
-that you would want to wake up with the next morning. Of course, it is
-not exactly a pleasant treatment while it is going on, but, after it is
-done, although you could not fight no mess of apes, you could give them
-a run for their money, if such become necessary.</p>
-
-<p>After some time, Jimmie says in a washed-out voice, "O.K., go ahead.
-Tell me I am a louse."</p>
-
-<p>Ditsy does not say nothing and I does not say nothing, neither, being
-busy examining my cuticles.</p>
-
-<p>"I know I am a louse," he continues. "Go on. Get it over with. Go on,
-tell me I am a louse."</p>
-
-<p>So I says, "You are a louse, period," and I leaves off examining my
-cuticles and takes up examining Jimmie like he is a rare specimen of
-garbage that has got in among us while we are occupied elsewhere.</p>
-
-<p>"I was not asking <i>you</i>," Jimmie says, and he looks at Ditsy and
-Ditsy looks at him and Ditsy does not say nothing.</p>
-
-<p>"I beg your pardon," I says, "I thought you was addressing the general
-public of which there are several that says you has lost hold of your
-senses."</p>
-
-<p>"Shut up," Jimmie says. "SHUT UP. I did not ask you to butt in, did I?
-Why do you not go back where you come from?"</p>
-
-<p>"Sure," I says, "I will be delighted. But when you is handing out
-your interviews tomorrow do not give the credit for the win to the
-horse—give it to Ditsy, here. <i>If</i> you win."</p>
-
-<p>"What do you mean 'if'?" Jimmie says. "It is in the bag." He laughs.
-"Literal," he says. "You and Ditsy need not worry none."</p>
-
-<p>"I am not worrying," Ditsy says toneless-like. "It does not matter
-either way. Nothing does not matter. Any more."</p>
-
-<p>The way she tags that "any more" on to it is horrible to listen to. It
-has a dead, flat, hopeless sound and I keep thinking, if I look down,
-I will see it laying there on the bath mat spread out on its back with
-its eyes rolled up.</p>
-
-<p>It gets Jimmie, too, because it is clear that if Ditsy had batted him
-on the bean with a lead sock he would not be more took back.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you mean?" he says. "What do you mean?" like that, see, with a
-up on the end.</p>
-
-<p>"I mean it is no good," Ditsy says. "I cannot stand it. You are not
-Jimmie Winkie any more. You are somebody else. Somebody else I do not
-know. Somebody else who I do not want to know. I hope you do lose
-tomorrow," she says and her words bump into each other and bunch up,
-like the field in a steeple-chase taking the first hedge. "I hope you
-lose tomorrow," she says, "and the next day, and the next and the next
-and next and next, and we can go back to that two-room flat and eat
-beef stew and take turns washing the dishes and put toothpicks in the
-windows to keep them from rattling, and play pinochle and watch the car
-lights come over the Freeway and, maybe, have a pint of ice cream for a
-treat and ... and ... be ... happy"—and her voice breaks in the middle
-and she puts her face in her hands and starts crying.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It is a awful experience to see a girl cry. It makes you feel like all
-your joints has swelled and your ears and feet belong to a two-humped
-camel.</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie says, "You want me to <i>lose</i>?" like he is suffering from
-hallucinations.</p>
-
-<p>Ditsy keeps on crying.</p>
-
-<p>I gives her my handkerchief and wonders if I ought to pat at her or
-something.</p>
-
-<p>"I cannot lose," Jimmie says.</p>
-
-<p>"Look," I says, "I think I has had sufficient. I am going."</p>
-
-<p>"I cannot lose," Jimmie says, "and, if I do, they will not call me Wee
-Willie no more. Guys like Moe Prentice will give me the laugh. I got to
-keep on winning. I cannot stop now."</p>
-
-<p>"You has not <i>got</i> to do nothing but die," I says, "and if what
-guys like Moe Prentice says means more to you than Ditsy, here, I would
-go on off and die if I was you."</p>
-
-<p>"What about your grand piano?" Jimmie says to Ditsy.</p>
-
-<p>"I hate it," Ditsy says through her fingers. "I would like a c-c-canary
-b-b-bird."</p>
-
-<p>"But I cannot lose," Jimmie says, shaking his fist. "I
-cannot—unless—" And he quits shaking his fist and uncloses it and
-looks at it like he expects to find it has varicose veins. And he looks
-at Ditsy setting there on the floor.</p>
-
-<p>"You mean what you said?" he says.</p>
-
-<p>Ditsy makes a kind of soft <i>oooooo</i>ing noise like a stable hound
-what has been stepped on.</p>
-
-<p>"O.K.," Jimmie says. "O.K." He gets up and sort of wavers a minute
-and then he goes out and Ditsy keeps on crying and I clears my throat
-once or twice and wishes she is a horse so as I could gentle her and
-then Jimmie comes back in and he is carting this here bridle.</p>
-
-<p>"From me to you," he says, plunking it on the floor. And there is a
-long pause and then he adds, "Temporarily."</p>
-
-<p>Ditsy looks at the bridle, hiccuping slightly like a baby what has been
-having colic.</p>
-
-<p>"I do not get it," she says, hiccuping again.</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie indicates the bridle. "Remember the time," he says, "that we was
-in the Home and you found a four-leaf clover in a book what belonged to
-Miss Watson? I had a toothache, so you snitched the four-leaf clover
-to put in my shoe so as it would go away—the toothache I mean. Only
-you said it was 'temporarily' because it was somebody else's four-leaf
-clover and might have repre ... repercussions being as how it does not
-actually belong to me. So I did—put it in my shoe I mean—and I got a
-blind abscess and it was—well, you know how it was."</p>
-
-<p>"I still do not get it," Ditsy says looking at the bridle like she is
-expecting it to turn into a four-leaf clover.</p>
-
-<p>"It is like this," Jimmie says. "That there"—he points to the
-bridle—"is the same as the four-leaf clover. Maybe you got a toothache
-now, but, if I lose, it might turn out to be a blind abscess. So it is
-only temporary. I am not giving it to you. I am only letting you keep
-it for me."</p>
-
-<p>"I <i>still</i> do not get it," Ditsy says, blowing her nose in my
-handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>"I do," I says. "He is saying you thinks you wants a canary bird when
-what you really wants is a grand piano, which you have already got."</p>
-
-<p>"You stay out of this," Jimmie says.</p>
-
-<p>"Lay off Jacks," Ditsy says to Jimmie. "He is all right."</p>
-
-<p>"Jacks is a old lady," Jimmie says to Ditsy.</p>
-
-<p>"I am going," I says. Which I does.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>No. No more beer. I am not half through with this one. I do not like to
-crowd them. And, speaking of crowding, that is what I think happens to
-Jimmie.</p>
-
-<p>Lose? I reckon he does. He does not even get away from the post.</p>
-
-<p>What I mean about crowding, I figure this here horse Jimmie is up on
-gets crowded quick. There is some crows slow, some easy, some quick.
-Jimmie happens to be up on Beeknight and, the way I figure, I figure
-Beeknight crowds quick. You know how it is, out of the barrier,
-everybody trying for a inside track, some pushing maybe, though this is
-not noticeable unless you is up. Now them that crowds slow gets out and
-tries, and them that crowds easy falls in, but them that crowds quick
-rears up and starts doing the Highland fling. There is not many. But
-there is some. And, like I said, the way I figure, Beeknight is one of
-the some.</p>
-
-<p>After it is all over, there is plenty who say there is something fishy
-because Beeknight is never one to crowd slow, easy, <i>or</i> quick.
-Jimmie has been up on Beeknight before and Beeknight has always came in
-home free. In fact, before this here episode I am getting ready to tell
-you about, Beeknight is being touted for the Jockey Gold Cup, so there
-is plenty who say the atmosphere smells highly of cod.</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie pull him? You mean on account of Ditsy saying what she said?
-Maybe. I thought about that angle, but I am almost sure for certain
-that is not the case. I seen him right after it is over and, if he is
-putting on a show, I am a snub-tailed bloodhound.</p>
-
-<p>No, I figure horses like I figure human beings. They is subject to
-change. This here Beeknight might of slept restless, he might of been
-overtrained, he might of been scary, he might of had gas, he might of
-sensed Jimmie was not in no mood. Them things affects a horse. So I say
-there is nothing off-color, but that this here Beeknight has underwent
-a change and happens to crowd quick.</p>
-
-<p>It is like this, see. I avoided Jimmie like he has got the plague and
-this is reciprocated on his part. I see he is jittery and keyed up, but
-this is no mud on my boots, so I leave him be. Not that he is left be,
-because there is many who do not think he has got the plague. It is
-very sickening to watch.</p>
-
-<p>I wonder if Ditsy is in the stands, but I do not wonder long as
-somebody asks him if his sister is in the stands and he says, "No, she
-is home." And somebody says, "Don't she like horse races?" And he says,
-"No." And somebody says, "Well, that is odd. Your own sister." And he
-says, "How would you like to go bag your ears," which shows that he is
-keyed up to a considerable degree.</p>
-
-<p>He is up in the first, again in the third, and again in the fourth. I
-am not up at all until the next day. In fact, I am only there because
-I cannot stay away, so I goes out and hangs over the veranda rail to
-watch the first.</p>
-
-<p>It is a swell day. One of them high, blue ones. There is music
-coming out of the announcing system and people is walking around and
-everything is kind of stirred up like—like it is before the start. It
-is a fast track and pretty to look at and Happy Slauderwasser comes out
-and says, "Move over," and we both hangs over the veranda rail and just
-look at how everything looks, if you know what I mean.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap">
-
-<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus2" style="max-width: 39.75em;">
- <img class="w100" src="images/illus2.jpg" alt="">
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap">
-
-<p>Then the horses is mincing past, Jimmie about as big as a good-sized
-pea, and then the barrier is in, and it is Beeknight in No. 6, and
-everything gets quiet with a little murmur running through it like a
-breeze with a lid on it, and you can hear the popcorn peddlers real
-plain, and then there is that swelling cry, "THEY'RE OFF!" But it
-chokes in the middle and there is a surge for the fence and the stands
-rise up and cranes their necks and Happy says, "My God!" and I near
-falls over the veranda rail because Beeknight is pawing the air and
-kicking and acting in general like he is a prize exhibition at a rodeo
-and for all them shenanigans he does not go nowheres. It is like he is
-trying to kick his way through a wall or something. Jimmie is stuck
-closer than a plaster, but not for long. Beeknight gives a lunge and
-Jimmie goes over, and a sort of a soft, gusty sound goes up from the
-crowd like a thousand breaths has been let out at once.</p>
-
-<p>By the time Jimmie has hit the ground, they is taking Beeknight out and
-do you know that confounded horse is as calm as a June morning? Jimmie
-gets out under his own power.</p>
-
-<p>Yeah. You see it coming, kick loose and roll with the fall and it does
-not no more than scrape off the top fuzz.</p>
-
-<p>It seems like a hour at least has gone past, but it cannot be no more
-than a handful of seconds because it is all clear when the field moves
-into the stretch.</p>
-
-<p>Happy and me look at each other.</p>
-
-<p>Happy says, "Wow."</p>
-
-<p>I says, "It looks like somebody is going to get a bird."</p>
-
-<p>"Yeah," Happy says, "a Bronx one."</p>
-
-<p>"No," I says, "a yellow one with feathers what sings," and I go on down
-to stand on the edge of the crowd what is surrounding Jimmie and listen
-to what is being said.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>What is being said is all the same color and cut equal. Howinever, I am
-positive that Jimmie did not do no pull. He is white as death and keeps
-shaking his head like there is lead shot in it and he is listening
-to it rattle. He keeps saying, "I cannot understand it, I cannot
-understand it," over and over. No, he did not do no pull. Spencer Tracy
-cannot act that good and Jimmie Winkie is not no Spencer Tracy.</p>
-
-<p>I mosey on off and am popping my knuckles and thinking when it comes
-over the announcing system that Winkie is not hurt none and will be up
-in the third as scheduled.</p>
-
-<p>But this does not take place, as before the third, Gus Wever comes up
-to me and he is pale and his Adam's apple is riding up and down on his
-collar and he says, "Jacks, I got something for you to do."</p>
-
-<p>"Shoot," I says.</p>
-
-<p>"I want you should break the news to Winkie."</p>
-
-<p>"What news?" I says. "They is not going to disqualify him for falling
-off a horse, I hopes."</p>
-
-<p>"No," Gus says. "Word has just came that his sister has met with a
-accident."</p>
-
-<p>I says, "Ditsy," or I tries to, but it sticks in my throat and, some
-way, I finds I am grabbing hold of Gus and there is guys endeavoring to
-pull us apart thinking we is having a altercation.</p>
-
-<p>"Leave go," Gus says, shrugging them off—he is a big guy—"I am asking
-Jacks, peaceful, if he will tell Winkie his sister has met with a fatal
-accident. He is a friend of Winkie and if your sister is dead, it is
-better it comes from a friend. That is all I am asking. I, myself,
-cannot do it."</p>
-
-<p>So I does it.</p>
-
-<p>When we gets there everything is confusion. There is people everywhere
-and a important-acting guy is asking the maid questions, only this does
-not do no good as she is setting in a chair having hysterics. And there
-is other men down on their knees examining the floor and blowing powder
-on the doorknobs and there is a doctor putting his stuff away in a
-little black bag.</p>
-
-<p>And there is Ditsy.</p>
-
-<p>It does not look like Ditsy. It does not look human even. It is just a
-smashed-in, crumpled-up thing what is wearing Ditsy's clothes, and it
-has blood all over.</p>
-
-<p>It reminds me of the way Tod Beemis looks when he is drug out and laid
-on a shutter after he is caught in a stall with a crazy stallion. Kind
-of ... kind of ... trampled-looking. It makes me feel kind of numblike,
-like maybe I has got a scream in me that has froze solid before it can
-get out.</p>
-
-<p>The important-acting guy, by now, has saw us and advances forward.</p>
-
-<p>"The maid, here," he says, "says she left Miss Winkie setting by the
-window and holding a bridle in her lap. Mooning over it kind of, she
-says. She goes downstairs, the maid does, and she has not no more'n got
-good and down when she hears a racket and she runs back up fast as she
-can and it is like this. We has not touched nothing. This," he, says
-pointing to a scruffed-looking place on the rug, "I guess is where she
-fell down and got up again, and this"—pointing to a spot where the
-plaster has been gouged out of the wall—"this here is where whoever
-done it must of swung and missed—and, from the evidence, whoever must
-of done it was strong as a horse. And this here is the bridle she was
-holding, which looks as if it was tore out of her hands and—" He
-pauses and squints at Jimmie. "Hey," he says, "you do not look like no
-coroner, who are you?"</p>
-
-<p>"He is her brother," I says, and my voice seems to come from some
-far-off place and does not seem to belong to me at all.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," the man says embarrassed. "I am sorry, buddy. I did not know
-about you being related to the deceased. I am mighty sorry."</p>
-
-<p>Jimmie does not answer. He is looking at the bridle like it is Lazarus
-arose from the dead and it is plain he is going to keel over.</p>
-
-<p>He puts out his hand, as if he is in a trance, and takes the bridle
-from the man.</p>
-
-<p>"It is all right," I says, "it is his bridle. Leave him have it. I will
-take him out of here." Which I do as they bring in a wicker basket and
-set it down by this thing on the floor around which they draws a white
-chalk mark before ... before they—</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Guess I must be coming down with a cold. Yeah. Sure I will have another
-one. Just to wet my whistle. I seems to be kind of dried up like.
-Talking too much, I guess. There is times, though, when you has got
-to get it out of your system—the cold, I mean. Yeah. Well, here's to
-nothing, mister. If you got nothing, you got nothing to lose and, even
-if you does, it stands to advantage.</p>
-
-<p>What did who win after what? Oh, Winkie. He does not win no more. And
-does not lose no more. Because he does not ride no more. No, I mean
-no more. Never. You see, he ... he bumped hisself off. I took it for
-granted you knew.</p>
-
-<p>Yeah. Yeah. It was one of them things. After Ditsy—why, he kind of
-went haywire. I tried talking to him. Thought if he got to riding again
-it would take his mind off what it was brooding on. No, no, they never
-did catch whoever done it. I wish they <i>had</i> of. If I could of got
-just within reaching distance—</p>
-
-<p>No, Jimmie would not pay no attention to me. He would just set there
-staring straight ahead and sometimes he would look at me like he could
-see clean through my backbone and out the other side.</p>
-
-<p>"Do not bother none, Jacks," he would say. "You do not understand. It
-was my fault. I should of knowed."</p>
-
-<p>And I would say, "Do not be like that. Them ... them kind of accidents
-is figured out statistical. You could not of knowed in a million
-years."</p>
-
-<p>"I was wrong. I was the one who had the blind abscess. Not Ditsy,"
-he would say. Morose, see. Only I thought he would snap out of it,
-eventual. But he does not. When he snaps, he snaps the other way.</p>
-
-<p>I remember the night that he done it. I set up with him until midnight
-talking up Parvalu, which Colonel Crandall wanted him to ride in the
-Bay Shore. I says, "Look here, Jimmie, if you will just get out and mix
-around some, you will be O. K." And I says, "Do not forget what you
-always said: 'You can shake grief or sorrow, you can bury remorse—but
-you can't never lose the feel o' a horse.'"</p>
-
-<p>"Yeah," he says, and he looks at me for the first time like he really
-sees me. "Yeah," he says, straightening up, "you can shake grief or
-sorrow, you can bury remorse ... bury remorse—"</p>
-
-<p>"But you can't never lose the feel o' a horse," I finishes for him.</p>
-
-<p>"Yeah," he says—slow. "Yeah, that is it."</p>
-
-<p>So I goes home brightened up, thinking I has at last got him squared
-around and the next morning—it is in the papers.</p>
-
-<p>They was two thoroughbreds, them two was. Yessir, two thoroughbreds
-that, some way, got boxed on a inside turn.</p>
-
-<p>What's that? Bridle? Oh, that. I had it buried with Jimmie. He had made
-a will leaving everything he possessed to me. Can you beat it? That is
-the kind of guy he was. Yeah. Oh, I could of kept it if I had of had a
-mind to, but bridles is cheap and he had set such a store by that one
-that it did not seem right to keep it. Besides, I could not ever of
-used it and kept my mind on what I was doing. He ... he hung hisself
-with it, see. He was out of his head with grief, that is all. He did
-not think. Jimmie was not no coward to take the easy way out. I know
-that. But I could not of had it around me just the same. So I buried it
-with him. Holding the reins in his hand. I think he would of liked it
-if he could of knowed.</p>
-
-<p>Well, bottoms up. I got to be going.</p>
-
-<p>Thanks, brother, and the same to you. It has been a pleasure. No, I do
-not reckon you will be seeing me in no papers, unless it is the funny
-papers. Did I not tell you? Horses has got a habit of slowing down when
-I am up on them. Like they has got a dead weight swinging on the bridle
-holding them back. They calls me Jinx. Yeah. Jinx Jackson.</p>
-
-<p>Well, so long, buddy.</p>
-
-
-<p class="ph1">THE END.</p>
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