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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of The cost of wings, by Richard Dehan
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-Title: The cost of wings
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE COST OF WINGS ***
-
-
-
-
-
- THE COST OF WINGS
- AND OTHER STORIES
-
-
-
-
- THE
- COST OF WINGS
- AND OTHER STORIES
-
- BY
- RICHARD DEHAN
-
- AUTHOR OF
- “ONE BRAVER THING,” “BETWEEN TWO THIEVES,” ETC.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- NEW YORK
- FREDERICK A. STOKES COMPANY
- PUBLISHERS
-
-
-
-
- _Copyright, 1914, by_
- FREDERICK A. STOKES COMPANY
-
- _All rights reserved_
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- THE COST OF WINGS 1
-
- A FADED ROMANCE 11
-
- AN INDIAN BABY 41
-
- YVONNE 52
-
- THE DELUSION OF MRS. DONOHOE 70
-
- PONSONBY AND THE PANTHERESS 92
-
- A FAT GIRL’S LOVE STORY 104
-
- IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION 116
-
- THE GEWGAW 122
-
- THE NIGHT OF POWER 134
-
- THE MAN WHO COULD MANAGE WOMEN 145
-
- OBSESSED 155
-
- A VANISHED HAND 164
-
- AN ORDEAL BY FIRE 179
-
- HOW THE MISTRESS CAME HOME 198
-
- THE MOTOR-BURGLAR 212
-
- THE LOST ROOM 219
-
- FATHER TO THE MAN 226
-
- THE FLY AND THE SPIDER 235
-
- FOR VALOR! 243
-
- MELLICENT 248
-
- THE COLLAPSE OF THE IDEAL 263
-
- THE HAND THAT FAILED 272
-
- HIS SILHOUETTE 280
-
- A NOCTURNE 292
-
- THE LAST EXPEDITION 298
-
-
-
-
-THE COST OF WINGS
-
-
-Sheldrick, returning, refreshed and exhilarated, from a spin with a
-friend who had brought down a racing car of forty horse-power and an
-enthusiasm to match, found his wife sitting in the same chair, in the
-same attitude, as it seemed to him, in which he had left her, in the
-bare, dull sitting-room of their quarters at the Pavilion Hotel, on
-the edge of Greymouth Links, from which starting point Sheldrick, in
-fulfillment of his recent engagement with the Aero Club of France, had
-arranged to take wing for Cherbourg, wind and weather permitting, on
-the morrow.
-
-It would be difficult exceedingly to imagine Caruso as an engineer or a
-bank manager, or in any capacity other than that of operatic star. It
-would be equally difficult to picture Shackleton as a side-splitting
-antic and quip-monger, or Pélissier in the rôle of the dauntless
-explorer. Sheldrick, the most recent idol of the flying world, was the
-type-ideal of the aviator.
-
-Mathematician, engineer, meteorologist, and athlete, his tall, lightly
-built but muscular frame carried the head of an eagle. The wide
-forehead, sloping to the temples, the piercing prominently set eyes,
-the salient nose, and the wide, firm, deep-cut mouth characterizing
-the long-winged birds of powerful flight, were Sheldrick’s. His, too,
-the long, supple neck, the curiously deceptive shoulder slope that
-disguises depth of chest while his long arms looked as though, were
-they clothed with feathers, they might cleave the air; and his feet
-gripped the ground through the thin, soft boots he always wore, as the
-eagle’s talons grip the rock.
-
-Perhaps he was not unaware of the suggested resemblance. He had
-certainly christened his recently completed monoplane “Aquila,” and
-had piloted her to victory in two minor events at the Moncaster Spring
-Flying Meeting in April of that year, and at the Nismes Concours
-des Aviateurs of three weeks before had carried off the Grand Prix
-of 25,000 francs for the longest flight under favorable weather
-conditions. And at the Club dinner following the presentation of the
-prizes, Sheldrick, flushed with conquest and congratulations, had given
-that pledge whereby the soul of the woman who yet loved him was wrung
-to torture anew.
-
-“After all that I have borne,” Mrs. Sheldrick had said to herself,
-sitting in her hideous red moreen-covered chair by the green
-Venetian-blinded window of the staring hotel sitting-room--“after three
-years of agony, silently, patiently endured--after all his promises, I
-am still upon the rack.”
-
-She looked rather like it as she sat by the window, the center one of
-three that gave a view across the gray-green links, and the gray-brown
-beach of smooth, sliding pebbles that gave place to the gray-white,
-throbbing water of the English Channel. And the white, drawn face that
-masked her frenzy of anguish, and the dark-gray, haunted eyes through
-which her suffering spirit looked, greeted her husband as he burst into
-the room, fresh from his banquet of speed and clean, salt, buoyant air,
-and sympathetic, enthusiastic companionship, like an unexpected douche
-of ice water.
-
-“Haven’t you been out?”
-
-Sheldrick uttered the words recorded, upon a pause implying the
-swallowing of others less neutrally amiable. And his face, which
-had already clouded, darkened sullenly as his wife replied: “I have
-traveled some distance since you left here with your friend.”
-
-“Where have you been?” asked Sheldrick unwillingly, as a man who
-suspects that the question may open some unwelcome topic.
-
-Mrs. Sheldrick looked at her husband full; and, though it had seemed
-to him that he had read the book of her beauty from preface to finis,
-there was something new to him in her regard as she answered:
-
-“I have gone over in memory every week of the last three years that we
-have spent together, Edgar; and the road has been a rough and stony
-one, without one green patch of grass to rest on by the wayside, or one
-refreshing spring at which to drink. But I was patient while I plodded
-after you, because I saw an end to what I was enduring. Now it seems
-that I am mistaken. It is only my endurance that is at an end.”
-
-“Why do you talk in allegory, Ella?” Sheldrick broke out impatiently.
-He threw down his leather motoring cap with the talc eye shields upon
-the sofa, and pitched his heavy overcoat upon a chair in a corner of
-the ugly room, and let his long, lithe body down into a hideous Early
-Victorian plush armchair beside the empty fireplace, where nothing
-crackled but some fantastically bordered strips of red and green
-gelatine paper, shuddering under the influence of a powerful chimney
-draught. “I’m not an imaginative man,” he went on. “Even if my mind
-were not occupied with a dozen affairs of supreme urgency I should
-still boggle at interpreting your cryptic utterances. If you want them
-understood, make them to some minor poet at a garden party or an At
-Home. You’ve stacks of invitations from the nicest people to all sorts
-of functions ever since I pulled off those two events at Moncaster and
-the Grand Prix at Nismes. And now that it’s May, and the season in full
-swing, you might be having no end of a capital time at home in London
-instead of----” She interrupted him with a passionate gesture.
-
-“I have no home!”
-
-“No?” said Sheldrick coolly, leaning back his head against the knobby
-back of the Early Victorian armchair.
-
-“No!” said Mrs. Sheldrick, and her passion seemed to dash itself
-against and break upon the man’s composure as a wave beats and breaks
-upon a rock. “It was a home, once, when you were working partner in the
-firm of Mallard, Mallard and Sheldrick, Manufacturers of Automobiles;
-and the life you led was a normal, ordinary, everyday life, and the
-risks you ran were everyday, ordinary risks, such as a woman who
-loved you--note that I say _who loved you_--might bear without going
-mad or dying of terror. But it is a prison now. I cannot breathe in
-it. Even when you are there with me--and when every postman’s knock,
-or telegraph boy’s ring, or telephone message has for the moment
-ceased to be fraught with hideous, often-dreamed-of, never-forgotten
-possibilities ... when each newsboy’s voice, yelling in the streets,
-has temporarily ceased to be the voice of Fate for me--it is no longer
-home! It is a caravanserai, from which Hope and Content and Peace of
-Mind may go out before the next day’s dawning, leaving the door open
-that Death and Despair may the more freely enter in!”
-
-“Ella!” exclaimed Sheldrick, looking at her open-eyed. She had always
-been such a quiet, calm, self-possessed woman, that now, as she rose
-up out of her chair suddenly, as though she had been prodded with a
-bayonet, she was strange and new, and rather awe-inspiring. As she
-stood before him, her passion-breathing face an ivory cameo between the
-drooping folds of her rich blue-black hair, her gray eyes glittering
-fiercely between the narrowed lids under the straight black brows, her
-lips two bitterly straightened lines of scarlet showing the gleaming
-teeth, her firm chin implacable in its set upon the dainty cravat of
-muslin and black silk ribbon, her slight bosom panting fiercely under
-her bodice folds, her slender limbs rigid beneath the sheath-fitting
-gown of silken chestnut-colored cloth, the man, her husband, looked at
-her more attentively than he had looked for years.
-
-“Ella, what is the matter? What has upset you like this? If there is
-anything I can do to put things right, why not tell me, and--and----”
-
-Sheldrick’s voice faltered, and his eyes looked away from his wife’s
-as he saw the reviving hope leap desperately into her face. It died
-instantly, leaving her gray eyes more somber, and the lines of her
-scarlet, parted lips more bitter than before.
-
-“Ah, yes!” she said. “Why not tell you what you know already, and be
-coaxed and patted into compliance and meek, patient submission for the
-hundredth time! You will kiss me good-bye to-morrow morning, if the
-weather permits of your starting, and make this flight. It is to be the
-last, the very last, like the others that have gone before it; it is
-only so much more daring, only so much more risky, only so much more
-dangerous than the things that other aviators have dared and risked and
-braved. If it blows from the north you will not dream of making the
-venture--the jagged rocks and shoals, and the towering, greedy seas of
-the Channel Islands threaten things too grim. You will wait, and I with
-you--oh, my God!--for a favorable wind. Your successes at Brookfields
-and at Nismes have made the ‘Aquila’ patent worth a moderate fortune;
-they are turning out replicas of her at your workshops as rapidly as
-they can make them--your manager took on twenty more skilled hands only
-last week. You have done what you set out to do; we are freed from
-poverty for the rest of our lives--we might live happily, peacefully
-together somewhere, if this unnatural love of peril had not bitten you
-to the bone. ‘One more contest,’ you will keep on saying; ‘one more
-revenge I am bound to give this and that or the other man whom I have
-beaten, or who has challenged me.’” Her bosom heaved, and the ivory
-paleness of her face was darkened with a rush of blood. “Honor is
-involved. You are bound in honor to keep your word to others, but free
-to deceive, to defraud, to cheat and lie to--your wife!”
-
-“Take care what you’re saying!”
-
-Sheldrick leaped out of his chair, fiery red and glaring angrily. Mrs.
-Sheldrick looked at him out of her glittering, narrowed eyes, and
-laughed, and her laugh was ugly to hear.
-
-“Your wife! Did you ever realize what it meant to me to be your wife?
-When we were married, and for eighteen months after that! Heaven upon
-earth! Have you ever dreamed what sort of life began for me when
-you were first bitten by this craze of flying, three years ago?
-Hell--sheer, unmitigated hell! To the public I am a woman in an ulster,
-or in a dust cloak and a silk motor veil, thick to hide the ghastly
-terror in my face!--a woman who kisses you before the start, and keeps
-pace with your aeroplane in an automobile through the long-distance
-flights, with what the English newspaper men describe as ‘unswerving
-devotion,’ and the French press correspondents term ‘a tenderness of
-the most touching.’ They are wrong! I am not conscious of any special
-devotion. The springs of tenderness have frozen in me. I am like every
-other spectator on the course, possessed, body and soul, by the secret,
-poignant, momentary expectation of seeing a man hurled to a horrible
-death. Only the man is--my husband! _Now_ I remember this, Edgar, but
-a day will dawn--an hour will come to me--is coming as surely as there
-is a God in heaven--when he will be no more than the flying man who may
-possibly be killed!”
-
-There was silence in the room, and the hoarse, dry sound that broke it
-was not a sob. It came from Sheldrick, a single utterance, like the
-sound of something breaking.
-
-“I--understand!”
-
-There was no response, for the woman, having unsealed and poured out
-the last drop of her vials of bitterness and wrath, was dumb. Sheldrick
-added, after a long pause:
-
-“What do you ask? That I should give up the attempt to fly to
-Cherbourg? That I should break the engagement with the Aero
-Club--withdraw the challenge given to M. Ledru? Is that what you
-demand?”
-
-She said with a hopeless gesture:
-
-“I ask nothing! I demand nothing!”
-
-Sheldrick muttered an oath. But in his soul he was yielding. “Aquila
-No. 1,” “Aquila No. 2,” and “Aquila No. 3” were dear to his soul. But
-he had awakened to the fact that his dearest possession was the love
-of his wife. And he had been killing it by inches. He met her eyes
-now--the stern gray eyes that had learned to see him as he was and look
-on the bare realities of life, shorn of its love glamour, and muttered:
-
-“It is true. I have promised over and over.... And I owe it to you to
-take no more risks, even more than if we had a living child to....
-Where are those cable-forms?”
-
-He strode to the ink-splashed writing table between the windows, and
-routed the bundle of greenish papers out of the frowsy blotting book,
-and dipped the blunt pen into the thick, dirty ink, and wrote:
-
- “_To Ledru, Hôtel National, Cherbourg, France._
- “Unavoidably compelled break engagement----”
-
-He was struck by a sudden idea, ceased writing, and left the room,
-going into the adjoining bedroom. His wife, standing dumb and frozen
-on the gaudy hearthrug near the empty grate, heard him rummaging
-for something. He came back in a few minutes with a heavy brow and
-preoccupied look, and took a leather strap from the pocket of the heavy
-overcoat he had thrown upon the sofa. With this he went back into the
-bedroom. The door handle rattled as though something were being hitched
-about it, the stout door groaned and creaked under a violent pull from
-the other side, there was a horrible, suggestive crack, and a stifled
-oath from Sheldrick. Next moment he was back in the room, dipping the
-blunt pen into the bad ink, and finishing the cablegram:
-
- “Left wrist badly sprained--SHELDRICK, _Pavilion Hotel, Links,
- Greymouth, England_.”
-
-Having finished writing, he brought the filled form to his wife. She
-read, and looked at him in eloquent silence. And, in answer to the
-question in her eyes, he held out his left hand, already swollen and
-purple, and with a swelling of the dimensions of a cricket ball,
-indicating the dislocated joint. A cry broke from her:
-
-“Oh! how could you....”
-
-“It was the easiest way,” said Sheldrick, flushed and scowling. “Call
-me a coward, if you like. I deserve it--as well as the other names!” He
-rang the bell, and fished with the sound hand for silver in a trouser
-pocket.
-
-“We’ll send the cable now,” he said.
-
-She bit her lips, that were no longer scarlet, and went to the
-blotted blotter, dipped the worn pen into the blobby ink, and made an
-alteration in the cablegram. Then she showed it to him, and the message
-ran:
-
- “_To Ledru, Hôtel National, Cherbourg, France._
-
- “Unavoidably compelled postpone engagement. Left wrist badly
- sprained.--SHELDRICK, _Pavilion Hotel, Links, Greymouth, England_.”
-
-As Sheldrick looked at Mrs. Sheldrick, in intent amazement, the bell
-was answered by a German waiter. Mrs. Sheldrick took the silver out
-of Sheldrick’s sound hand, dismissed the attendant to dispatch the
-message, closed and locked the door of the sitting-room against
-intruders, and then went quickly to her husband and fell upon his
-breast. He clasped her with his sound arm as she broke into passionate
-weeping, and only whispered when at last she lifted her face to his:
-
-“Why ‘postponed’?”
-
-“Because,” whispered Ella Sheldrick, with her cheek against her
-husband’s, “because you are not chained to your rock, my darling, with
-iron bars between you and the free fields of space, forged by the wife
-you love. You are free to give and take as many challenges as you
-desire. When you have finished ‘Aquila No. 4,’ that shall be built with
-a seat for a passenger beside you, run what risks you choose, brave as
-many dangers as seem good to you; I will not say one word, provided
-that I share the risk and brave the danger too.”
-
-This is why the successful aviator Sheldrick never flies without a
-passenger. And the story has a moral--of a kind.
-
-
-
-
-A FADED ROMANCE
-
-IN TWO PARTS
-
-
-I
-
-The ladies of the household at Charny les Bois usually sat in the
-library on sunny mornings. At the southern end of the long room,
-paneled in black walnut, and possessing a hooded stone fireplace of
-the fifteenth century, there was a bay, with wide glass doors opening
-upon a _perron_ of wrought iron and copper work, which led down into
-the lovely garden--a piece of land originally reclaimed from the heart
-of the ancient beech forest, whose splendid somberness set off the
-dazzling whiteness of the _château_ and made the parterres glow and
-sparkle like jewels--rubies, turquoises, emeralds, sapphires--poured
-out upon the green velvet lap of princess or courtesan.
-
-The Marquis de Courvaux, lord of the soil and owner of the historic
-mansion, was absent. One must picture him leading the hunt through
-the forest alleys, attired in a maroon and yellow uniform of the
-most exquisite correctness, three-cocked hat, and immense spurred
-jack-boots, and accompanied by a field of fifty or sixty, of which
-every individual had turned out in a different costume: green corduroy
-knickerbockers with gold braid accompanying cut-away coats and jockey
-caps, and bowlers of English make, sported in combination with pink
-and leathers, adding much to the kaleidoscopic effect. Half a dozen
-_cuirassiers_ from the neighboring garrison town were upon their London
-coach, driving a scratch four-in-hand and attired in full uniform;
-various vehicles, of types ranging from the capacious _char-à-banc_ to
-the landaulette, were laden with ardent votaries of the _chasse_.
-
-The distant fanfare of the horns sounding the _ragot_ reached the
-ears of the ladies sewing in the library at the _château_. One of
-these ladies, detained by urgent nursery reasons from joining in the
-morning’s sport, was the young and pretty wife of the Marquis; the
-other, old as a high-bred French lady alone knows how to be, and still
-beautiful, was his mother. Over the high-arched cover of the great
-carved fireplace was her portrait by Varolan, painted at sixteen, in
-the full ball costume of 1870. One saw, regarding that portrait, that
-it was possible to be beautiful in those days even with a chignon
-and waterfall, even with panniers or bustle, and absurd trimmings of
-the ham-frill type. Perhaps some such reflection passed through the
-calm mind behind the broad, white, unwrinkled forehead of Madame de
-Courvaux, as she removed her gold spectacles and lifted her eyes,
-darkly blue and brilliant still, to the exquisite childish flower face
-of the portrait. The autumn breeze coming in little puffs between the
-open _battants_ of the glass doors, savoring of crushed thyme, late
-violets, moss, bruised beech leaves, and other pleasant things, stirred
-the thick, waving, gold-gray tresses under the rich lace, a profusion
-of which, with the charming coquetry of a venerable beauty, the
-grandmamma of the chubby young gentleman upstairs in the nursery, the
-thirteen-year-old schoolboy on his hunting pony, and the budding belle
-but newly emancipated from her convent, was fond of wearing--sometimes
-tied under her still lovely chin, sometimes floating loosely over her
-shoulders.
-
-“There again!” The younger Madame de Courvaux arched her mobile
-eyebrows and showed her pretty teeth as she bit off a thread of
-embroidery cotton. “The third time you have looked at that portrait
-within ten minutes! Tell me, do you think it is getting stained with
-smoke? In north winds this chimney does not always behave itself, and
-Frédéric’s cigars and pipes----” The speaker shrugged her charming
-shoulders. “But he is incorrigible, as thou knowest, _Maman_.”
-
-“I was not thinking of Frédéric or the chimney.” The elder lady smiled,
-still looking upward at the girlish face overhead. “It occurred to
-me that forty years have passed since I gave Carlo Varolan the first
-sitting for that portrait. His studio in the Rue Vernet was a perfect
-museum of lovely things.... I was never tired of examining them.... My
-_gouvernante_ fell asleep in a great tapestry chair.... Varolan drew a
-caricature of her--so laughable!--with a dozen strokes of the charcoal
-on the canvas, and then rubbed it all out with a grave expression that
-made me laugh more. I was only just sixteen, and going to be married
-in a fortnight.... And I could laugh like that!” The antique brooch of
-black pearls and pigeons’ blood rubies that fastened the costly laces
-upon the bosom of Madame la Marquise rose and fell at the bidding of a
-sigh.
-
-“I cried for days and days before my marriage with Frédéric,” the
-little Marquise remarked complacently.
-
-“And I should cry at the bare idea of not being married at all!” said
-a fresh young voice, belonging to Mademoiselle Lucie, who came up
-the steps from the garden with the skirt of her cambric morning frock
-full of autumn roses, her cheeks flushed to the hue of the pinkest La
-France. She dropped her pretty reverence to her grandmother, kissed her
-upon the hand, and her mother on the forehead, and turned her lapful of
-flowers out upon the table, where vases and bowls of Sèvres and China
-ware stood to receive them, ready filled with water. “You know I would,
-Grandmamma!”
-
-“It is a mistake either to laugh or to weep; one should smile only, or
-merely sigh,” said Grandmamma, with the charming air of philosophy that
-so became her. “One should neither take life too much to heart, nor
-make a jest of it, my little Lucie.”
-
-“Please go on with the story. Your _gouvernante_ was asleep in the
-chair; Monsieur Varolan caricatured her. You were laughing at the
-drawing and at his droll face, as he rubbed it out, and then----”
-
-“Then a gentleman arrived, and I did not laugh any more.” Grandmamma
-took up her work, a delicate, spidery web of tatting, and the corners
-of her delicately chiseled lips, pink yet as faded azalea blossoms,
-quivered a little. “He was staying at the British Embassy with his
-brother-in-law, who was Military Attaché, and whose name I have
-forgotten. He came to see his sister’s portrait; it stood framed upon
-the easel--oh! but most beautiful and stately, with the calm, cold
-gaze, the strange poetic glamour of the North. He, too, was fair, very
-tall, with aquiline features, and light hazel eyes, very piercing in
-their regard, and yet capable of expressing great tenderness. For
-Englishmen I have never cared, but Scotch gentlemen of high breeding
-have always appeared to me quite unapproachable in _ton_, much like
-the Bretons of old blood, with whom their type, indeed, has much in
-common. But I am prosing quite intolerably, it seems to me!” said
-Grandmamma, with a heightened tint upon her lovely old cheeks and an
-embarrassed laugh.
-
-Both Lucie and the little Marquise cried out in protestation. Lucie,
-snipping dead leaves from her roses, wanted to know whether Monsieur
-Varolan had presented the strange Scotch gentleman to Grandmamma.
-
-“He did. At first he seemed to hesitate, glancing toward Mademoiselle
-Binet. But she slept soundly, and, indeed, with cause, having
-over-eaten herself that day at the twelve o’clock breakfast upon duck
-stewed with olives, pastry, and corn salad. An excellent creature,
-poor Binet, but with the failings of _ces gens-là_, and you may be
-assured that I did not grudge her her repose while I conversed with
-Monsieur Angus Dunbar, who spoke French almost to perfection. How it
-was that I, who had been brought up by my mother with such absolute
-strictness, yielded to the entreaties of Monsieur Varolan, who was
-quite suddenly inspired with the idea of what afterward proved to be
-one of his greatest pictures, I cannot imagine,” said Grandmamma;
-“but it is certain that we posed together as the Lord of Nann and the
-Korrigan standing in the forest by the enchanted well. It would have
-been a terrible story to travel home to the Faubourg St. Germain,
-I knew, but Mademoiselle still slept sweetly, and out of girlish
-recklessness and _gaieté de cœur_ I consented, and down came my
-long ropes of yellow hair, which had only been released from their
-schoolroom plait, and dressed in grown young-lady fashion six months
-before. Monsieur Varolan cried out, and clasped his hands in his
-impulsive southern way. Monsieur Dunbar said nothing--then; but by
-his eyes one could tell, child as one was, that he was pleased. But
-when Varolan’s sketch was dashed in, and the painter cried to us to
-descend from the model’s platform, Monsieur Dunbar leaned toward me
-and whispered, as he offered me his hand, ‘If the fairy had been as
-beautiful as you, Mademoiselle’--for Varolan had told him the story,
-and he had pronounced it to be the parallel of an antique Highland
-legend--‘had the fairy been as beautiful as you, the Lord of Nann would
-have forgotten the lady in the tower by the sea.’ He, as I have told
-you, my children, spoke French with great ease and remarkable purity;
-and something in the earnestness of his manner and the expression of
-his eyes--those light hazel, gleaming eyes”--Grandmamma’s delicate
-dove-colored silks rustled as she shuddered slightly--“caused me a
-thrill, but a thrill----”
-
-“Young girls are so absurdly impressionable,” began the little
-Marquise, with a glance at Lucie. “I remember when our dancing master,
-hideous old M. Mouton, praised me for executing my steps with elegance,
-I would be in the seventh heaven.”
-
-“But this man was neither hideous, old, nor a dancing master, my dear,”
-said Grandmamma, a little annoyed. She took up her tatting, which had
-dropped upon her silver-gray lap, as though the story were ended, and
-Lucie’s face fell.
-
-“And is that all--absolutely all?” she cried.
-
-“Mademoiselle Binet woke up, and we went home to the Faubourg St.
-Germain to five o’clock tea--then the latest novelty imported from
-London; and she overate herself again--upon hot honey cake buttered
-to excess--and spoiled her appetite for supper,” said Grandmamma
-provokingly.
-
-“And you never saw Monsieur Varolan or Monsieur D ...--I cannot
-pronounce his name--again?”
-
-“Monsieur Varolan I saw again, several times in fact, for the portrait
-required it; and Monsieur Dunbar, quite by accident, called at the
-studio on several of these occasions.”
-
-“And Mademoiselle Binet? Did she always fall asleep in the tapestry
-chair?” asked the little Marquise, with arching eyebrows.
-
-Grandmamma laughed, and her laugh was so clear, so sweet, and so
-mirthful that the almost living lips of the exquisite child portrayed
-upon the canvas bearing the signature of the dead Varolan seemed to
-smile in sympathy.
-
-“No, but she was occupied for all that. Monsieur Varolan had found out
-her weakness for confectionery, and there was always a large dish of
-chocolate _pralines_ and cream puffs for her to nibble at after that
-first sitting. Poor, good creature, she conceived an immense admiration
-for Varolan; and Monsieur Dunbar treated her with a grave courtesy
-which delighted her. She had always imagined Scotchmen as savages,
-painted blue and feeding upon raw rabbits, she explained, until she had
-the happiness of meeting him.”
-
-“And he--what brought him from his bogs and mountains?” asked the
-little Marquise. “Was he qualifying for the diplomatic service, or
-studying art?”
-
-Grandmamma turned her brilliant eyes calmly upon the less aristocratic
-countenance of her daughter-in-law. “He was doing neither. He was
-staying in Paris in attendance upon his _fiancée_, who had come over to
-buy her _trousseau_. I forget her name--she was the only daughter of a
-baronet of Leicestershire, and an heiress. The match had been made by
-her family. Monsieur Dunbar, though poor, being the cadet of a great
-family and heir to an ancient title--his brother, Lord Hailhope, having
-in early youth sustained an accident in the gymnasium which rendered
-him a cripple for life.”
-
-“So a wife with a ‘dot’ was urgently required!” commented the little
-Marquise. “Let us hope she was not without _esprit_ and a certain
-amount of good looks, in the interests of Monsieur Dunbar.”
-
-“I saw her on the night of my first ball,” said Grandmamma, laying down
-her tatting and folding her delicate, ivory-tinted hands, adorned with
-a few rings of price, upon her dove-colored silk lap. “She had sandy
-hair, much drawn back from the forehead, and pale eyes of china-blue,
-with the projecting teeth which the caricatures of ‘Cham’ gave to all
-Englishwomen. Also, her waist was rather flat, and her satin boots
-would have fitted a _sapeur_; but she had an agreeable expression, and
-I afterward heard her married life with Monsieur Dunbar was fairly
-happy.”
-
-“And Monsieur himself--was he as happy with her as--as he might have
-been, supposing he had never visited Paris--never called at the studio
-of Varolan?” asked the little Marquise, with a peculiar intonation.
-
-Grandmamma’s rosary was of beautiful pearls. She let the shining things
-slide through her fingers meditatively as she replied:
-
-“My daughter, I cannot say. We met at that ball--the last ball given
-at the Tuileries before the terrible events of the fifteenth of
-July. I presented Monsieur Dunbar to my mother. We danced together,
-conversed lightly of our prospects; I felt a _serrement de cœur_, and
-he, Monsieur Dunbar, was very pale, with a peculiar expression about
-the eyes and mouth which denoted violent emotion strongly repressed. I
-had noticed it when Monsieur de Courvaux came to claim my hand for the
-second State quadrille. He wore his uniform as Minister of Commerce
-and all his Orders.... His thick nose, white whiskers, dull eyes, and
-bent figure contrasted strangely with the fine features and splendid
-physique of Monsieur Dunbar. Ah, Heaven! how I shivered as he smiled
-at me with his false teeth, and pressed my hand within his arm....
-He filled me with fear. And yet at heart I knew him to be good and
-disinterested and noble, even while I could have cried out to Angus
-to save me.... But I was whirled away. Everyone was very kind. The
-Empress, looking tall as a goddess, despotically magnificent in the
-plenitude of her charms, noticed me kindly. I danced with the Prince
-Imperial, a fresh-faced, gentle boy. Monsieur de Courvaux was much
-felicitated upon his choice, and _Maman_ was pleased--that goes without
-saying. Thus I came back to Monsieur Dunbar. We were standing together
-in an alcove adorned with palms, admiring the porphyry vase, once the
-property of Catherine the Great, and given by the Emperor Alexander to
-the First Napoleon, when for the first time he took my hand. If I could
-paint in words the emotion that suddenly overwhelmed me!... It seemed
-as though the great personages, the distinguished crowds, the jeweled
-ladies, the uniformed men, vanished, and the lustres and girandoles
-went out, and Angus and I were standing in pale moonlight on the shores
-of a lake encircled by mountains, looking in each other’s eyes. It
-matters little what we said, but the history of our first meeting
-might have prompted the sonnet of Arvers.... You recall it:
-
- “Mon cœur a son secret, mon âme a son mystère,
- Un amour éternel dans un instant conçu:
- Le mal est sans remède.”
-
-“_Sans remède_ for either of us. Honor was engaged on either side. So
-we parted,” said Grandmamma. “My bouquet of white tea-roses and ferns
-had lost a few buds when I put it in water upon reaching home.”
-
-“And----”
-
-“In three days I married Monsieur de Courvaux. As for Monsieur
-Dunbar----”
-
-“Lucie,” said the little Marquise, “run down to the bottom of the
-garden and listen for the horns!”
-
-“Monsieur Dunbar I never saw again,” said Grandmamma, with a smile,
-“and there is no need for Lucie to run into the garden. Listen! One can
-hear the horns quite plainly; the boar has taken to the open--they are
-sounding the _débuché_. What do you want, Lebas?”
-
-The middle-aged, country-faced house-steward was the medium of a humble
-entreaty on the part of one Auguste Pichon, a forest keeper, that
-Madame the Marquise would deign to hear him on behalf of the young
-woman, his sister, of whom Monsieur le Curé had already spoken. This
-time, upon the exchange of a silent intelligence between the two elder
-ladies, Mademoiselle Lucie was really dismissed to the garden, and
-Pichon and his sister were shown in by Lebas.
-
-Pichon was a thick-set, blue-bearded, vigorous fellow of twenty-seven,
-wearing a leather gun pad strapped over his blouse, and cloth gaiters.
-He held his cap in both hands against his breast as he bowed to his
-master’s mother and his master’s wife. His sister, a pale, sickly,
-large-eyed little creature, scarcely ventured to raise her abashed
-glance from the Turkey carpet as Pichon plucked at her cotton sleeve.
-
-“We have heard the story from Monsieur le Curé,” cried the younger
-lady, “and both Madame la Marquise and myself are much shocked and
-grieved. Is it not so, Madame?”
-
-Grandmamma surveyed the bending, tempest-beaten figure before her with
-a sternness of the most august, yet with pity and interest too.
-
-“We did not anticipate when we had the pleasure of contributing
-a little sum to your sister’s dower, upon her marriage with the
-under-gardener, Pierre Michaud, that the union would be attended with
-anything but happiness.”
-
-“Alas! Nor did I, Madame.... I picked out Michaud myself from half a
-dozen others. ‘Here’s a sound, hale man of sixty,’ thinks I, ‘will make
-the girl a good husband, and leave her a warm widow when he dies’; for
-he has a bit put by, as is well known. And she was willing when he
-asked her to go before the Maire and Monsieur le Curé and sign herself
-Michaud instead of Pichon. Weren’t you, girl?”
-
-No answer from the culprit but a sob.
-
-“So, as she was willing and Michaud was eager, the wedding came off.
-At the dance, for it’s a poor foot that doesn’t hop at a wedding,
-what happens? Latrace, Monsieur le Marquis’s new groom, drops in. He
-dances with the bride, drops a few sweet speeches in her ear. Crac!
-’Tis like sowing mustard and cress.... Latrace scrapes acquaintance
-with Michaud--more fool he, with respect to the ladies’ presence,
-for when one has a drop of honey one doesn’t care to share with the
-wasp! Latrace takes to hanging about the cottage. Ninette, the silly
-thing, begins to gape at the moon, and when what might be expected to
-happen happens, Michaud turns her out of house and home. What’s more,
-keeps her dowry, to pay for his honor, says he. ‘Honor! leave honor
-to gentlemen; wipe out scores with a stick!’ says I, ‘and eat one’s
-cabbage soup in peace.’ But he’ll bolt the door and stick to the dowry,
-and Ninette may beg, or worse, for all he cares. And my wife flies
-out on the poor thing; and what to do with her may the good God teach
-me.... Madame will understand that who provides for her keeps two! And
-she so young, Madame, only seventeen!”
-
-The little Marquise uttered a pitying exclamation, and over the face
-of the elder lady passed a swift change. The exquisite faded lips
-quivered, the brilliant eyes under the worn eyelids shone through a
-liquid veil of tears. Rustling in her rich neutral-tinted silks, Madame
-rose, went to the shrinking figure, and stooping from her stately
-height, kissed Ninette impulsively upon both cheeks.
-
-“Poor child! Poor little one!” whispered Grandmamma; and at the caress
-and the whisper, the girl dropped upon her knees with a wild, sobbing
-cry, and hid her face in the folds of what seemed to her an angel’s
-robe. “Leave Ninette to us, my good Pichon,” said Grandmamma. “For
-the present the Sisters of the Convent at Charny will take her, all
-expenses being guaranteed by me, and when she is stronger we will talk
-of what is to be done.” She raised the crying girl, passing a gentle
-hand over the bowed head and the convulsed shoulders. “Life is not all
-ended because one has made one mistake!” said Grandmamma. “Tell Madame
-Pichon that, from me!”
-
-Pichon, crushing his cap, bowed and stammered gratitude, and backed
-out, leading the girl, who turned upon the threshold to send one
-passionate glance of gratitude from her great, melancholy, black
-eyes at the beautiful stately figure with the gold-gray hair, clad
-in shining silks and costly lace. As the door closed upon the homely
-figures, the little Marquise heaved a sigh of relief.
-
-“Ouf! Pitiable as it all is, one can hardly expect anything better. The
-standard of morality is elevated in proportion to the standard of rank,
-the caliber of intellect, the level of refinement. Do you not agree
-with me?”
-
-Grandmamma smiled. “Are we of the upper world so extremely moral?”
-
-The little Marquise pouted.
-
-“_Noblesse oblige_ is an admirable apothegm, but does it keep members
-of our order from the Courts of Divorce? My dear Augustine, reflect,
-and you will come to the conclusion that there is really very little
-difference in human beings. The texture of the skin, the shape of the
-fingernails, cleanliness, correct grammar, and graceful manners do
-not argue superior virtue, or greater probity of mind, or increased
-power to resist temptation, but very often the reverse. This poor girl
-married an uninteresting, elderly man at the very moment when her heart
-awakened at the sight and the voice of one whom she was destined to
-love.... Circumstances, environments, opportunities contributed to her
-defeat; but I will answer for it she has known moments of abnegation as
-lofty, struggles as desperate, triumphs of conscience over instinct
-as noble, as delicate, and as touching as those experienced by any
-Lucretia of the Rue Tronchet or the Faubourg Saint-Honoré. She has been
-beaten, that is all, worsted in the conflict; and it is for us, who are
-women like herself, to help her to rise. But I prose,” said Grandmamma;
-“I sound to myself like a dull tract or an indifferent sermon. And
-Lucie must be getting tired of the garden!”
-
-Grandmamma moved toward the open _battants_ of the glass doors to call
-Mademoiselle, but arrested her steps to answer the interrogation which
-rose in the eyes, but never reached the lips, of the little Marquise.
-“I have said, my dear, that we never met again. Whether Monsieur Angus
-Dunbar was nobler and stronger than other men--whether I was braver and
-purer than others of my sex--this was a question which never came to
-the test. Fate kept us apart, and something in which Monsieur le Curé,
-and perhaps ourselves, would recognize the hand of Heaven!”
-
-Grandmamma went out through the glass doors and stood upon the
-_perron_, breathing the delicious air. The sun was drowning in a sea of
-molten gold, the sweet clamor of the horns came from an island in the
-shallow river. “Gone to the water! Gone to the water!” they played....
-And then the death of the boar was sounded in the _hallali_. But a
-nobler passion than that of the hunter, who follows and slays for the
-mere momentary lust of possession, shone in the exquisite old face that
-lifted to the sunset the yearning of a deathless love.
-
-
-II
-
-The boar, a _ragot_, had met his end at the point of the Marquis’s
-hunting knife, an ancestral _couteau de chasse_ with a blade about
-three feet long. The field had dispersed, one or two of the _valets
-de chien_ gone after the missing hounds, leading the decoy dogs on
-leashes. Afternoon tea at the _château_ was a very lively affair,
-the clatter of tongues, cups, and teaspoons almost deafening. A
-_cuirassier_, whose polished boot had suffered abrasion from the
-tusk of the wounded animal, recounted his adventure to a circle of
-sympathetic ladies. A fire of beech logs blazed on the wide hearth,
-the leaping flames playing a color symphony, from peacock green to
-sapphire, from ruby to orange, dying into palest lemon-yellow, leaping
-up in lilac, deepening to violet, and so _da capo_.... The silver
-andirons had sphinx heads adorned with full-bottomed periwigs of the
-period of Louis le Grand.... The exquisite Watteaus and Bouchers, set
-in the paneling--painted white because the little Marquise had found
-oak so _triste_--shone with a subdued splendor. The perfume of fine
-tobacco, green tea, and many roses, loaded the atmosphere, producing a
-mild intoxication in the brain of the tall, fair, well-dressed young
-fellow, unmistakably British, whom a servant had announced as Monsieur
-Brown....
-
-“Monsieur Brown?” Monsieur de Courvaux read the card passed over to him
-by his wife. “Who under the sun is Monsieur Brown?”
-
-“Fie, Frédéric!” rebuked the little Marquise. “It is the English tutor!”
-
-Then they rose together and welcomed the newcomer with hospitable
-warmth. Charny les Bois was hideously difficult of access; the railway
-from the junction at which one had to change was a single line, and a
-perfect disgrace. Monsieur de Courvaux had long intended to bring the
-question--a burning one--before the proper authorities. Both Monsieur
-and Madame were horrified to realize that Monsieur Brown had walked
-from the station, where cabs were conspicuous by their absence. A
-conveyance had been ordered to be sent, but at the last moment it was
-wanted for the hunt. Monsieur Brown had hunted in England, of course?
-
-Mr. Brown admitted that he had followed the hounds in several counties.
-Looking at the new tutor’s square shoulders, sinewy frame, long,
-well-made limbs, and firmly knit, supple hands, tanned like his face
-and throat by outdoor exercise, Monsieur de Courvaux did not doubt it.
-Brown came of good race, that was clear at the first glance. Harrow
-and Oxford had added the _cachet_ of the high public school and the
-university. He had recommendations from the Duke of Atholblair, who
-mentioned him as the son of a dear old friend. And Atholblair was
-of the old _régime_, a great nobleman who chose his friends with
-discretion. Clearly Brown would do. His French was singularly pure; his
-English was the English of the upper classes. Absolutely, Brown was the
-thing. He was, he said, a Scotchman. The late Queen of England, to whom
-the little Marquise had the honor of being god-daughter’s daughter, had
-had a valuable attendant--also a Scotchman--of the name of Brown! Did
-Monsieur Brown happen to be any relation?
-
-“Unhappily no, Madame!” said Mr. Brown, who seemed rather tickled by
-the notion. He took the next opportunity to laugh, and did it heartily.
-He was standing on the bear-skin before the fireplace, measuring an
-equal six feet of height with Monsieur de Courvaux, when he laughed,
-and several people, grouped about a central figure--that of the elder
-Madame de Courvaux, who sat upon a gilt _fauteuil_ with her back to
-the great windows, beyond which the fires of the sunset were burning
-rapidly away--the people glanced round.
-
-“What a handsome Englishman!” a lady whispered, a tiny brunette, with
-eyes of jet and ebony hair, who consequently adored the hazel-eyed, the
-tawny-haired, the tall of the opposite sex. Madame de Courvaux, superb
-in her laces and dove-colored silks, sat like a figure of marble. Under
-her broad white brow, crowned by its waves of gray-gold hair, her eyes,
-blue and brilliant still, fixed with an intensity of regard almost
-devouring upon the face of the new tutor, whom the Marquis, stepping
-forward, presented to his mother with due ceremony, and to whom,
-offering her white, jeweled hand, she said:
-
-“Welcome once more to France, Monsieur Dunbar!”
-
-“But, Mamma,” put in Monsieur de Courvaux, as young Mr. Brown started
-and crimsoned to the roots of his tawny hair, “the name of Monsieur is
-Brown, and he has never before visited our country.”
-
-“Monsieur Brown will pardon me!” Madame de Courvaux rose to her full
-height and swept the astonished young fellow a wonderful curtsy. “The
-old are apt to make mistakes. And--there sounds the dressing gong!”
-
-Indeed, the metallic _tintamarre_ of the instrument named began at that
-instant, and the great room emptied as the chatterers and tea drinkers
-scurried away. A rosy, civil footman in plain black livery showed Mr.
-Brown to his room, which was not unreasonably high up, and boasted a
-dressing cabinet and a bath. As Brown hurriedly removed the smuts of
-the railway with oceans of soap and water, and got into his evening
-clothes--much too new and well cut for a tutor--he pondered. As he
-shook some attar of violets--much too expensive a perfume for a tutor,
-who, at the most, should content himself with Eau de Cologne of the
-ninepenny brand--upon his handkerchief, he shook his head.
-
-“I’ll be shot if she didn’t, and plainly too! It wasn’t the
-confusion of the beastly all-night train journey from Paris. It
-wasn’t the clatter of French talk, or the delusion of a guilty
-conscience--decidedly not! The thing is as certain as it is
-inexplicable! I arrive under the name of Brown at a country house in
-a country I don’t know, belonging to people I have never met, and the
-second lady I am introduced to addresses me as Mr. Dunbar. There’s the
-second gong! I wonder whether there is a governess for me to take in,
-or whether I trot behind my superiors, who aren’t paid a hundred and
-fifty pounds a year to teach English?”
-
-And Mr. Brown went down to dinner. Somewhat to his surprise, he was
-placed impartially, served without prejudice, and conversed with as an
-equal. The De Courvaux were charming people, their tutor thought--equal
-to the best-bred Britons he had ever met. His pupils--the freckled boy
-with hair cropped _à la brosse_, and the pretty, frank-mannered girl
-of sixteen--interested him. He was uncommonly obliged to the kind old
-Duke for his recommendation; the bread of servitude eaten under this
-hospitable roof would have no bitter herbs mingled with it, that was
-plain. He helped himself to an _entrée_ of calves’ tongues stewed with
-mushrooms, as he thought this, and noted the violet bouquet of the
-old Bordeaux with which one of the ripe-faced, black-liveried footmen
-filled his glass. And perhaps he thought of another table, at the
-bottom of which his place had been always laid, and of the grim, gaunt
-dining-room in which it stood, with the targets and breast-pieces,
-the chain and plate mail of his--Brown’s--forebears winking against
-the deep lusterless black of the antique paneling; and, opposite,
-lost in deep reflection, the master of the house, moody, haggard,
-gray-moustached and gray-haired, but eminently handsome still, leaning
-his head upon his hand, and staring at the gold and ruby reflections
-of the wine decanters in the polished surface of the ancient oak, or
-staring straight before him at the portrait, so oddly out of keeping
-with the Lord Neils and Lord Ronalds in tartans and powdered wigs,
-the Lady Agnes and the Lady Jean in hoops and stomachers, with their
-hair dressed over cushions, and shepherds’ crooks in their narrow,
-yellowish hands.... That portrait, of an exquisite girl--a lily-faced,
-gold-haired, blue-eyed child in the ball costume of 1870--had been the
-object of Mr. Brown’s boyish adoration. Varolan painted it, Mr. Brown’s
-uncle--whose name was no more Brown than his nephew’s--had often said.
-And on one occasion, years previously, he had expanded sufficiently to
-tell his nephew and expectant heir that the original of the portrait
-was the daughter of a ducal family of France, a star moving in the
-social orbit of the Faubourg Saint-Germain, married to a Minister of
-the Imperial Government a few weeks previous to that Government’s
-collapse and fall.
-
-“I believe the dear old boy must have been in love with her before
-Uncle Ronald died, and he came in for the family honors,” mused Mr.
-Brown, and then began to wonder whether he had treated the dear old
-boy badly or _vice versa_. For between this uncle and nephew, who,
-despite a certain chilly stiffness and rigor of mental bearing, often
-mutually exhibited by relations, were sincerely attached to each other,
-a breach had opened, an estrangement had occurred. Hot words and bitter
-reproaches had suddenly, unexpectedly been exchanged, old wrongs
-flaming up at a kindling word, forgotten grudges coming to light in the
-blaze of the conflagration....
-
-And so it had come to pass that the son of Lord Hailhope’s younger
-brother, named Angus after his uncle, had not been thrown, had hurled
-himself upon his own resources. And the Duke of Atholblair had found
-him the place of English tutor in the family of Madame de Courvaux.
-
-“It is the only thing that presents itself,” the aged peer had
-explained, “and therefore, my dear boy, you had better take it until
-something better turns up.”
-
-For the present. But the future? Mr. Brown wondered whether he and the
-English grammar and lexicon--the phrase book, dictionary, and the other
-volumes which constituted his tutorial equipment--were doomed to grow
-gray and dog’s-eared, drooping and shabby together?
-
-Then he looked up, for some one touched him upon the arm.
-
-“The ladies permit us to smoke in the library, which is the best
-room for music in the house,” said the pleasant voice of Monsieur de
-Courvaux; “so we will take our _café_ and _chasse_ in their company, if
-you please.”
-
-Mr. Brown reached the door in time to open it, and to comprehend
-that the act of gallantry was not expected of him. And the feminine
-paroquets and the sable-coated male rooks went by, and Mademoiselle
-Lucie gave the handsome, well-groomed Englishman a shy glance of
-approval from under her black eyelashes, and Monsieur Frédéric, puffy
-with incipient indigestion, grinned feebly. Brown put his hand upon the
-boy’s shoulder, and followed the rest.
-
-“You don’t want me to do any English to-night, do you, Monsieur Brown?”
-young hopeful insinuated, as they went into the long walnut-paneled
-room with another bay at the southern end with blinds undrawn,
-revealing a wonderful panorama of moonlit forest and river and
-champaign. “I can say ‘all-a-raight!’ ‘wat-a-rot!’ and ‘daddle-doo!’
-already,” the youth continued. “The English groom of papa, I learned
-the words of him, _voyez_! You shall know Smeet, to-morrow!”
-
-“Thanks, old fellow!” said Mr. Brown, with a good-humored smile.
-
-“Grandmamma is making a sign that you are to go and speak to her,
-Monsieur,” said Mademoiselle Lucie, Brown’s elder pupil-elect.
-“Everybody in this house obeys Grandmamma, and so must you. Mamma says
-it is because she was so beautiful when she was young--young, you
-comprehend, as in that portrait over the fireplace--that everybody fell
-down and worshiped her. And she is beautiful now, is she not, sir? Not
-as the portrait; but----”
-
-“The portrait, Mademoiselle?... Over the fireplace.... Good Lord,
-what an extraordinary likeness!” broke from Mr. Brown. For the
-counterpart of the exquisite picture of Varolan that had hung in the
-dining hall of the gray old northern castle where Mr. Brown’s boyhood,
-youth, and earliest manhood had been spent, hung above the hooded
-fifteenth-century fireplace of the noble library of this French château.
-
-There she stood, the golden, slender, lily-faced, sapphire-eyed young
-aristocrat of the Faubourg Saint-Germain, with her indefinable air of
-pride and hauteur and exclusiveness mingled with girlish merriment
-and mischief. And there she sat--the original in the flesh--Madame la
-Marquise de Courvaux, the Grandmamma of these young people--regal in
-sweeping folds of amethyst velvet and wonderful creamy Spanish point
-lace.
-
-Obedient to the bidding of her fan, Mr. Brown crossed the library and
-took the chair she indicated near her. And the diamond cross upon her
-still beautiful bosom moved quickly, with the beating of Grandmamma’s
-heart, as he did this.
-
-“How like he is!--how like!” she whispered to herself; and the electric
-lights became crystal girandoles, and the library became a ballroom at
-the Tuileries. The Empress, beautiful and cold, passed down the ranks
-of curtsying, bare-backed, bejeweled women and bowing, gold-laced men.
-Monsieur de Courvaux, with his orders, his bald forehead, and his white
-whiskers, released mademoiselle at the claim of a tall, tawny-haired,
-hazel-eyed, fair-faced partner, a Highland gentleman, in plaid and
-philabeg, with sporran and claymore, the antique gold brooch upon his
-shoulder set with ancient amethysts, river pearls and cairngorms. And
-he told her how he loved her, there in the alcove of palms, and heard
-her little confession that, had she not been bound by a promise of
-marriage to Monsieur de Courvaux she would--oh, how gladly!--become the
-wife of Monsieur Angus Dunbar.
-
-“As you say.... Fate has been cruel to both of us.... And--and I am
-engaged. She lives in Leicestershire. I met her one hunting season. She
-is in Paris, staying at Meurice’s with her mother now. They’re buying
-the trousseau.... God help me!” groaned Angus Dunbar.
-
-But the little lady of the Faubourg Saint-Germain drew back the hand he
-snatched at, and swept him a haughty little curtsy, looking straight
-in his face: “The State Quadrille is beginning. Be so good as to take
-me to Mamma.... And I wish you all happiness, sir, and your _fiancée_
-also.” Another little curtsy he got, poor lad, with her “Adieu, and
-a thousand thanks, Monsieur!” and then--he walked the dusty streets
-of Paris until morning; while Mademoiselle lay sleepless on her
-tear-drenched lace pillows. And----
-
-Grandmamma awakened as though from a dream, to meet the frank hazel
-eyes of Mr. Brown, the English tutor.
-
-“Monsieur will forgive the curiosity of an old woman,” she said, with
-her inimitable air of grace and sweetness. “I wished to ask whether
-you were not of Northern race--a Scot, for example? Yes? Ah, I thought
-I had guessed correctly. The type is not to be mistaken, and I once
-had--a dear friend!--whom Monsieur resembles to identity. But his name
-was not Brown.”
-
-“I was within an ace of telling her mine was not, either,” reflected
-the English tutor as, an hour or so later, he got into bed. “How
-perfectly beautiful Madame--not the _agaçante, espiègle_ little Madame,
-but the old one--must have been in the rich prime of her womanhood! Did
-she and my uncle ever meet again, I wonder? No, I should think not. The
-dear old boy is just the sort of character to hug a romance all his
-life, and she--she is just the woman to be the heroine of one. Are
-all French country-house beds in this style, and is one supposed to
-draw these rosebudded chintz curtains modestly round one, or let them
-alone?” Mr. Brown concluded to let them alone, and fell very soundly
-asleep.
-
-At the late breakfast, an elaborate meal, beginning with soup and
-fish, and ending with tea and cakes, it was explained to the tutor
-that no English lesson was to be given that day, as a costume ball of
-the calico type was to take place that evening, and the children’s
-study, a homely, comfortable little wainscoted parlor on the ground
-floor, looking out upon a grass-grown courtyard with a bronze fountain
-in the middle, was to be given up to hats, coats, and opera cloaks.
-Monsieur Frédéric was to personate one of his own ancestors, page to
-the Duke of Burgundy, killed in a jousting match in 1369, Monsieur le
-Marquis and Madame respectively appearing as the Chevalier de Courvaux
-and his lady, parents of the youth referred to, represented in a
-miniature by Othea. Mademoiselle Lucie chose to be “Undine” in gauze
-and water-lilies. For Monsieur Brown a character could surely be found,
-a costume devised, even at the eleventh hour. There were jack-boots,
-_salades_, and coats of mail innumerable in the great hall, Mr. Brown,
-who shared the objection of his British countrymen to being made to
-appear ridiculous, shook his head. He preferred not to dress up; but he
-had, or thought he had, packed away in one of his portmanteaux (which
-were too numerous for a tutor) something that would do. A Highland
-costume, in fact, of the modified kind worn by gentlemen of Caledonia
-as dinner dress or upon occasions of festivity.
-
-Thus Mr. Brown unconsciously pledged himself to bring about a crisis
-in the lives of two people, one of whom was actively engaged at that
-moment in trying to find him. For Lord Hailhope was genuinely attached
-to his nephew, and the basis of the quarrel between them, never very
-secure, had been shaken and shattered, firstly, by the indifference
-manifested by the young lady concerned, a rather plain young heiress,
-at the news of the said nephew’s disappearance, and, secondly, by
-her marriage with her father’s chaplain, a Presbyterian divine of
-thunderous eloquence and sweeping predestinary convictions.
-
-“Tell him that I was in the wrong--that I apologize--that everything
-shall be as it was before, if he will come back! The money shall be
-secured to him; I will guarantee that,” Lord Hailhope wrote to the
-London solicitor employed in the search for Young Lochinvar, who had
-sprung to the saddle and ridden away--without the lady. “If he will not
-come to me, I will go to him. The insult _was_ gross; I admit it, and
-will atone to the best of my ability!”
-
-“The hot-headed old Highlander!” commented the man of law, as he filed
-the letter. “He adopts the boy--his dead brother’s son--brings him up
-in the expectation of inheriting his private fortune as well as the
-title, and then turns him out of doors because he won’t marry a girl
-with teeth like tombstones and a fancy for another man. If Master Angus
-Dunbar is wise, he will hold out against going back until that question
-of the money has been disposed of irrevocably. Though people never have
-sense--lucky for my profession!”
-
-Meanwhile, at Charny les Bois preparations for the ball--the materials
-of which owed much more to the lordly silkworm than the plebeian cotton
-pod--went on apace. Evening came, the band of the _cuirassiers_,
-generously lent by Monsieur the Colonel, drove over from the barracks
-in a couple of _chars-à-bancs_, the Colonel and the officers of that
-gallant regiment, arrayed to kill in the green and gold costumes of
-the hunt of the Grand Monarque, followed upon their English _drague_.
-_Voitures_ of every description disgorged their happy loads. Monsieur,
-Madame, the young ladies and the young gentlemen, hot, happy, smiling,
-and fearfully and wonderfully disguised.
-
-“Their unconsciousness, the entire absence of the conviction that they
-are ridiculous, makes them quite lovable,” thought Mr. Brown. “That
-fat, fair papa, with spectacles and large sandy whiskers, as Pluton,
-from _Orphée aux Enfers_, in red satin tunic and black silk tights
-spotted with yellow, a satin cloak with a train, a gilt pasteboard
-crown and trident pleases me tremendously. He is, I believe, a
-magistrate from Charny. His wife is the even fatter and fairer lady
-attired as Norma, and those three little dumpy girls, flower girls of a
-period decidedly uncertain.”
-
-“Does not Monsieur dance?” said Mademoiselle Lucie, looking, with her
-filmy green draperies, her fair locks crowned, and her slim waist
-girdled with water-lilies and forget-me-nots, a really exquisite river
-sprite.
-
-“If Mademoiselle would accord me the honor of her hand in a valse,” Mr.
-Brown began; then he broke off, remembering that in England the tutor
-did not usually dance with the daughters of the house--if, indeed, that
-functionary danced at all. But----
-
-“Mamma has been telling me that Englishmen dance badly,” observed
-Mademoiselle, with a twinkle in her blue eyes. “Grandmamma will have
-it, by the way, that you are Scotch! Do not look round for her; she
-was a little fatigued by so much conversation and fuss, and will not
-come down to-night.... Heavens! look at Frédéric,” she added, in a
-tone of sisterly solicitude, as the page of the Court of Burgundy
-moved unsteadily into sight, clinging to the arm of a bosom friend in
-a “celadon” costume and a condition of similar obfuscation. “Alas! I
-comprehend!” she continued. “Those plums conserved in cognac have a
-fatal fascination for my unhappy brother. Quick, Monsieur! make to
-remove him from the view of Papa, or the consequences will be of the
-most terrible.... Frédéric has been already warned....”
-
-And outwardly grave and sympathetic, albeit splitting with repressed
-laughter, Mr. Brown went in chase of the unseasoned vessels, and
-conveyed them to the safe harbor of the small study on the second
-floor, which had been allotted to him as a den. Locking them in, he
-was about to descend in search of seltzer water, when, in the act of
-crossing the gallery, unlighted save for the dazzling moonlight that
-poured through the long mullioned windows, giving a strange semblance
-of fantastic life to the dark family portraits on the opposite wall,
-and lying in silver pools upon the shining parquet islanded with
-threadbare carpets of ancient Oriental woof, he encountered the elder
-Madame de Courvaux, who came swiftly toward him from the opposite end
-of a long gallery, carrying a light and a book that looked like a
-Catholic breviary. With the glamour of moonlight upon her, in a loose
-silken dressing robe trimmed with the priceless lace she affected, her
-wealth of golden-gray tresses in two massive plaits, drawn forward and
-hanging over her bosom, almost to her knees, her beauty was marvelous.
-Mr. Brown caught his breath and stopped short; Madame, on her part,
-uttered a faint cry--was it of delight or of terror?--and would have
-dropped her candle had not the tutor caught it and placed it on a
-_console_ that stood near.
-
-“Pardon, Madame!” he was beginning, when....
-
-“Oh, Angus Dunbar! Angus, my beloved, my adored!” broke from Madame de
-Courvaux. “There is no need that either of us should ask for pardon.”
-Her blue eyes gleamed like sapphires, her still beautiful bosom heaved
-and panted, her lips smiled, though the great tears brimmed one by one
-over her underlids and chased down her pale cheeks. “We did what was
-right. The path of honor was never easy. You married, and I also, and
-all these years no news of you has reached me. But I understand now
-that you are dead, and bound no longer by the vows of earth, and that
-you have come, brave as of old, beautiful as of old, to tell me that
-you are free!”
-
-With an impulse never quite to be accounted for, Angus Dunbar, the
-younger, stepped forward and enclosed in his own warm, living grasp
-Madame’s trembling hands....
-
-“My name is Angus Dunbar, Madame,” he said, “but--but I believe you
-must be speaking of my uncle. He succeeded to the peerage twenty years
-ago; he is now Lord Hailhope, but he--he never married, though I
-believe he loved, very sincerely and devotedly, a lady whose portrait
-by Varolan hangs in the dining-room at Hailhope, just as it hangs in
-the library here at Charny les Bois.”
-
-“I--I do not understand.... How comes it that----” Madame hesitated
-piteously, her hands wringing each other, her great wistful eyes fixed
-upon the splendid, stalwart figure of the young man. “You are so
-like.... And the costume----”
-
-“It is customary for Highland gentlemen to wear the kilt at social
-functions; and when I left Hailhope--or, rather, was turned out of
-doors, for my uncle disowned me when I refused to marry a girl who did
-not care for me, and who has since married to please herself--Gregor
-packed it in one of my kit cases. The cat is out of the bag as well
-as the kilt.... I came here as English tutor to your grandchildren,
-Madame, at the suggestion of an old friend, the Duke of Atholblair, to
-whom I told the story of the quarrel with my uncle.”
-
-Madame began to recover her courtly grace and self-possession. Her
-hands ceased to tremble in Dunbar’s clasp; she drew them away with a
-smile that was only a little fluttered.
-
-“And I took you for a ghost ... a _revenant_.... I was a little
-agitated.... I had been suffering from an attack of the nerves....
-Monsieur will make allowances for a superstitious old woman. To-morrow,
-after breakfast, in the garden Monsieur will explain the whole story to
-me--how it came that Monsieur Dunbar, his uncle, now Lord Hailhope--ah,
-yes! there was a crippled elder brother of that title--disowned his
-nephew for refusing to give his hand to one he did not love.... I
-should have imagined---- Good-night, Monsieur!”
-
-In the garden, after breakfast, Angus Dunbar, no longer handicapped by
-the plebeian name of Brown, told his story to a sympathetic listener.
-Madame’s head was bent--perhaps her hearing was not so good as it
-had been when, more than forty years previously, Angus Dunbar, the
-elder, had whispered his secret in that delicate ear. But as footsteps
-sounded upon the terrace, and one of the fresh-faced, black-liveried
-footmen appeared, piloting a stranger, a tall, somewhat stern-featured,
-gray-moustached gentleman, she started and looked round. In the same
-moment the late Mr. Brown jumped up, over-setting his chair, the pugs
-barked, and----
-
-“I owed it to you to make the first move,” said Lord Hailhope, rather
-huskily, as the uncle and nephew grasped hands. “Forgive me, Angus, my
-dear boy!”
-
-“Lady Grisel has married the Presbyterian minister, sir, and we’re all
-going to be happy for ever after, like people in a fairy tale,” said
-Angus Dunbar. Then he turned to Madame de Courvaux, and bowed with his
-best grace. “Madame, permit me to present my uncle, Lord Hailhope, who
-I believe has had the honor of meeting you before!”
-
-And, being possessed of a degree of discretion quite proper and
-desirable in a tutor, Mr. Angus Dunbar moved away in the direction of
-a rose walk, down which Mademoiselle Lucie’s white gown had flitted a
-moment before, leaving the two old lovers looking in each other’s eyes.
-
-
-
-
-AN INDIAN BABY
-
-
-When old Lovelace-Legge sank into a stertorous final coma which his
-lovely marble tombstone called by a much prettier name, and the blinds
-were drawn up after a decent interval, and a tremendous heraldic joke,
-furnished by Heralds’ College, was dismounted from over the front door,
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge, after the requisite period of seclusion, took an
-exquisite little gem of a house in Sloane Street, furnished it to a
-marvel, and began, with discreetness, to enjoy herself. All her affairs
-flourished, her pet plans prospered, her gratifications were many, her
-disappointments nil; people began to call her “Lucky Lotta Legge.” She
-took her good fortune as her due.
-
-“Perhaps she feels she deserves something of Providence for putting up
-patiently with old Lovelace-Legge during those ten awful years,” said
-Lady Cranberry, her dearest friend, to another just a shade less dear,
-as they walked up Sloane Street one fine morning.
-
-“I suppose he _was_ awful?” hazarded the second-best beloved.
-
-Lady Cranberry crumpled her eyebrows. “He had a complexion like New
-Zealand meat,” she said. “Next time you walk up the King’s Road with
-Lotta, watch her as you pass a cheap butcher’s shop. She will wince and
-look the other way, and you may guess what she is thinking of, poor
-darling!”
-
-“She said to me once,” remarked the second-best one, “‘_I always
-fretted for children, but perhaps they were wisely withheld._’”
-
-“I should think so,” consented Lady Cranberry. “When there is a chance
-of an infant’s coming into the world with three chins and a nose like
-Punch, to say nothing of bandy legs and patent shoes like bicycle gear
-cases----”
-
-The second-best reminded Lady Cranberry that children were not usually
-born with shoes.
-
-“Of course, I meant feet,” said Lady Cranberry. “Feet of that size and
-flatness, too. And if there is the merest chance of a child’s coming
-into the world thus handicapped, it is infinitely better that the child
-should keep out of it. Here we are at Lotta’s door. Isn’t that cream
-enamel with the old Florentine copper-embossed knocker and bells too
-divine for anything? Great Heavens!”
-
-She had evidently received a shock, for she was paler than her powder,
-and as she clutched her companion’s arm her eyes were fixed in quite a
-ghastly stare.
-
-“Mercy!” the next best-beloved friend of the owner of the cream-white
-door with the Florentine copper work adjuncts exclaimed, “you saw
-something--what?”
-
-But Lady Cranberry, with more energy than her weak state seemed to
-warrant, had ascended Mrs. Lovelace-Legge’s brown doorsteps, and was
-plying the Florentine knocker. The servant who responded to the summons
-thought that Mrs. Lovelace-Legge was at home, but knew her to be
-profoundly engaged.
-
-“Take up the names. We will wait,” said Lady Cranberry. Then, as the
-respectful servant went upstairs, she drew her companion into the
-shelter of a little reposeful niche, in Liberty draperies and Indian
-carved wood, where palms and things flourished in pots, and an object
-of familiar shape, in bamboo work, and newly freed from swathings of
-brown paper, stood upon a table. To this she pointed with a neatly
-gloved forefinger that trembled with emotion.
-
-“Oh! Why,” cried the other, “it is A BABY’S CRADLE!”
-
-“It was delivered,” said Lady Cranberry, “at this door as we came up.
-It cannot be for a doll: it is full-sized. What on earth can Lotta want
-with such a thing?”
-
-As she uttered these words the servant returned. His mistress begged
-the ladies to come upstairs. He delivered his message, and then, with
-well-trained gravity, lifted the compromising cradle and led the way
-upstairs. Mrs. Lovelace-Legge did not purpose to receive her friends
-in the drawing-room, it appeared, or even on the floor above, where
-her bedroom and boudoir were situated. The ladies were conducted by
-their guide to regions more airy still; indeed, their progress knew
-no pause until they reached the highest landing. Here Lady Cranberry
-received another shock, for a gaily-painted wooden gate, newly hung,
-gave access to a space where a rocking-horse stood rampant in all
-the glory of bright paint and red leather trappings; and beyond,
-through an open door, shone a glimpse of an infantile Paradise, all
-rosebud dimity, blue ribbons, and brightness, in the midst of which
-moved Mrs. Lovelace-Legge radiant in a lawn apron with Valenciennes
-insertion, issuing directions to a head nurse of matronly proportions,
-an under-nurse of less discretionary years, and a young person dressed
-in blue baize, trimmed with red braid and buttons, whose functions were
-less determinable.
-
-“My dears!” Mrs. Lovelace-Legge fluttered to her friends and kissed
-them, and nothing save Lady Cranberry’s imperative need of an
-explanation kept that lady from swooning on the spot. “You find me all
-anyhow,” said Lotta, with beaming eyes. “But come--come and look.”
-She pioneered the way into the room beyond, with its Lilliputian
-fittings, its suggestive cosiness, its scent of violet powder and new
-flannel. “Do you think he will be happy here?” she asked, with a tender
-quasi-maternal quaver of delightful anticipation.
-
-“Who is--He?”
-
-Lady Cranberry hardly recognized her own voice, so transformed was
-it by the emotions she suppressed; but Mrs. Lovelace-Legge noticed
-nothing. “Who?” she echoed, and then laughed with moist, beaming eyes.
-“Who but the baby? Is it possible I haven’t told you? Or Lucy?” The
-second-best-beloved shook her head. “No. You see--the news of his
-coming was broken so suddenly that I was carried off my feet, and since
-then I’ve done nothing but engage nurses and buy baby things. This is
-Mrs. Porter”--she turned to the matronly person--“who will have entire
-charge of my pet--when he arrives; and this is Susan, her assistant.
-This”--she indicated the anomaly in blue baize and red braid--“is Miss
-Pilsener, from the Brompton Kindergarten. She is going to teach me how
-to open his little--_little_ mind, and be everything to him from the
-very beginning!”
-
-“Won’t you open _our_ little minds?” implored the second-best friend.
-“You know we are in a state of the darkest ignorance.”
-
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge dismissed her attendants, and made her friends
-sit down on the nursery sofa, and sank into a low nursing-chair. She
-absently tried on an india-rubber apron as she spoke, and it was plain
-her heart was with the invisible infant. “Ask me questions,” she
-said. “I don’t seem able to keep my thoughts concentrated on anything
-but--baby!”
-
-“You must understand, Lotta,” said Lady Cranberry, “that to find you in
-possession of”--she gulped--“a baby is a shock in itself to your most
-intimate friends. And in the name of your regard for Lucy, supposing
-myself to have no claim upon your confidence, I must ask you to explain
-how you come to be in possession of such a--such a thing? And to--to
-whom it belongs--and where it is coming from?”
-
-“I came into possession of baby through a dear friend,” explained
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge. She added: “Perhaps you have heard of General
-Carabyne--Lieutenant-General Ranford Carabyne of the Ordnance
-Department, Calcutta?”
-
-Her friends replied simultaneously: “Never!”
-
-“He is the father of my child,” continued Mrs. Lovelace-Legge, “and, I
-am given to understand, a charming person!”
-
-Lady Cranberry’s lips moved soundlessly. She might have been breathing
-a prayer for patience.
-
-“The General,” went on Lotta, “married my old school-fellow, Julia
-Daubeny, in the spring of last year. He had already been married--in
-fact, had been twice a widower--when Julia met him at a Garrison
-Gymkhana. It was a case of love at first sight, and I gave Julia her
-trousseau as my wedding present. And now she is sending me home the
-General’s baby--the child of his last wife--as it cannot stand the
-climate, and she knows how I dote on little children.”
-
-“How old is this child?” queried Lady Cranberry.
-
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge produced a thin crackling envelope from her pocket,
-and unfolded Mrs. Carabyne’s letter. “Julia always writes without
-punctuation, and all her capitals are in the wrong places,” she said,
-apologizing for the hesitation with which she attacked the scrawled
-pages. “‘_I forgot to mention_,’” wrote Julia, “‘_that the General
-has one son quite a darling and a favorite with everybody. He was
-christened Dampierre. There is French blood on the mother’s side, but
-everybody calls him ‘Dumps.’ He has the sweetest nature and splendid
-teeth until about six months old----_’”
-
-“Incoherent, isn’t she, rather?” hinted Lady Cranberry.
-
-“‘_Six months old when he was thrown out of his
-bamboo-cart_’--Anglo-Indian for perambulator, I suppose--‘_thrown out
-of his bamboo-cart with a woman who had got hold of him at the time a
-most dreadful creature and sustained a severe concussion of the brain.
-You will gather by this that the poor dear is inclined to be more than
-a little child._’”
-
-“Is not the sense of that rather--involved?”
-
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge held out the letter.
-
-“It is ‘child’ or else ‘wild,’” Lady Cranberry said, dropping her
-eyeglasses.
-
-“As if an infant of six months old could be called ‘wild’!” giggled
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge. She read on:
-
-“‘_Now the doctors have positively ordered him home, and we have not
-the least idea where to send him. In this dilemma I thought of you. The
-General shakes his head, but I have carried my point, and Dumps and
-his nurse sail by the “Ramjowrah” next Thursday, and when arrived in
-London will come straight to you. I have every faith in your goodness
-of heart, and know that poor dear Dumps could be placed in charge of no
-kinder friend. He is extremely affectionate--from pursuits which ruin
-many of the most promising young._’”
-
-“Humph!” ejaculated the puzzled Lady Cranberry.
-
-“Perhaps Julia means tearing his clothes and sucking the paint off his
-toys?” suggested the second-best dearest friend.
-
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge read on: “‘_Men in India if you have read Rudyard
-Kipling I need not be more definite we shall look to your gentle
-influence to wean him._’”
-
-“One thing at least is clear,” remarked Lady Cranberry. “The child is
-not yet weaned. As to your correspondent’s style, Lotta----” She said
-no more, but in her mind she harbored a most definite conviction that
-Julia Carabyne drank. “Eau de Cologne or red lavender,” she thought,
-“or pure, unadulterated cognac. I pity the General from my heart!”
-
-A few more confused and comma-less paragraphs, and the letter wound up.
-
-“You think I did right?” Mrs. Lovelace-Legge glanced round at her
-preparations. “But, indeed, I had no choice. How could any woman with a
-heart--and a nursery----”
-
-“Both unoccupied?” said Lady Cranberry.
-
-“Close her doors against a little sick baby, coming all the
-way from India in a nurse’s arms? The bare idea strikes one as
-horrible! Besides, the poor darling may arrive at any moment!” Mrs.
-Lovelace-Legge dried her pretty eyes with a fragment of gossamer
-cambric, and then--rat-tatter, tatter, TAT! went the hall-door knocker.
-
-The three ladies started to their feet. Mrs. Lovelace-Legge rushed to
-the window.
-
-“Can it be?”
-
-“The baby--arrived?”...
-
-“It has! I see the top of a cab piled with luggage!” cried Mrs.
-Lovelace-Legge, leaning eagerly from the nursery window. “I can make
-out the Harries Line label on the portmanteaux----”
-
-The second-best friend joined her at the casement.
-
-“One thing puzzles me,” she said, peering downward. “Would a child of
-that age travel with gun-cases and a bicycle?”
-
-“They may belong to a passenger friend who promised to see the dear
-child delivered safely into my hands. Ah, here is Simmons!”
-
-Simmons it was, with a salver and a card. He wore a peculiar, rather
-wild expression, and his countenance was flushed and somewhat swollen;
-perhaps with the effort of climbing so many stairs. All three ladies
-hurried to meet him.
-
-“He--it--the----”
-
-“_They_ have arrived?” gasped little Mrs. Lovelace-Legge.
-
-Simmons bowed his head. His mistress could not speak. She took the card
-without looking at it, and turned away.
-
-“Show them up here!” commanded Lady Cranberry, sympathetically
-comprehending Lotta’s emotion.
-
-“And pay the cabman,” added the second-best friend.
-
-Left together, the three women broke out into anticipatory ejaculations:
-
-“The pet!”
-
-“The wumpsy!”
-
-“Will it be pretty?”
-
-“Oh, I hope so! But even if it is not,” cried little Mrs.
-Lovelace-Legge, clasping her hands, “I feel that I shall love it. Ought
-we”--her eyebrows crumpled inquiringly--“ought we to give it a warm
-bath at once? Where is Nurse?”
-
-Nurse and her understrapper appeared on the scene with the young lady
-from the Kindergarten. Six eager feminine heads were projected over the
-balusters of the top landing as masculine footsteps creaked upon the
-staircase, and a tall young man, dressed in a rough yachting suit of
-blue serge, raised his eyes--a handsome and ingenuous pair--and blushed
-under the salvo of optical artillery which greeted his appearance.
-Behind him followed a grizzled, middle-aged person, evidently a
-soldier-servant in mufti.
-
-“I--I presume ...,” the young gentleman began, “I--I have the honor....”
-
-“I am Mrs. Lovelace-Legge,” cried the charming widow, craning forward,
-“and where--oh, where is the baby?”
-
-The young man turned pale. “The--the baby?”
-
-“Haven’t you brought it?” cried all the ladies.
-
-Tears welled up in Mrs. Lovelace-Legge’s lovely eyes.
-
-“Don’t tell me it is dead!” she gasped. “Oh, if that were true, how
-could I break the news to Julia and General Carabyne?”
-
-“Madam,” stammered the young gentleman, “I am the only son of General
-Carabyne--Dampierre Carabyne.” He blushed again. “People usually call
-me ‘Dumps,’” he said, and broke off as all six women screamed at once:
-
-“YOU! YOU THE BABY!”
-
-And the nurses flung their clean cambric aprons over their heads, and
-rushed in titters from the scene, as poor little Mrs. Lovelace-Legge
-went into screaming hysterics in the arms of her second-dearest friend.
-
-“It is all a ridi--a ridiculous misunderstanding!” gasped Lady
-Cranberry, an hour later, as the recovered hostess, her friends, and
-her newly-arrived guest sat together in the drawing-room. “Let him
-see Mrs. Carabyne’s letter, Lotta. Perhaps he will be able to----
-No! Better give it to me.” She mounted her gold eyeglasses upon her
-aquiline nose, and conned the Runic scroll a while. “We were misled,”
-she explained to the young man, “principally by a reference to your
-nurse.”
-
-“Molloy _is_ my nurse,” explained Mr. Dampierre Carabyne. “He was one
-of the hospital orderlies at Calcutta, and looked after me when I was
-ill. And the Pater thought it best that he should valet me on the
-voyage, being a useful, experienced kind of man.”
-
-“As to this illness you speak of?” said Lady Cranberry.
-
-“It happened six months ago....”
-
-“Ago! I see a glimmer,” said Lady Cranberry.
-
-“When I was thrown out of a bamboo-cart in which I was driving a friend
-of mine--a very great friend.”
-
-Again the young man colored.
-
-“_The woman who had got hold of him_,” murmured Lady Cranberry to
-herself. “And ‘_more than a little child_’ means ‘_more than a little
-wild_.’ I should have seen _that_ in his eye without a hint from Mrs.
-Carabyne.”
-
-Thus, bit by bit, the determined lady translated Julia’s letter, which
-ran as follows:
-
-“He was christened Dampierre (there is French blood on the mother’s
-side); but everybody calls him ‘Dumps.’ He has the sweetest nature, and
-splendid health until six months ago, when he was thrown out of his
-bamboo-cart with a woman who had got hold of him at the time--a most
-dreadful creature--and sustained a severe concussion of the brain.
-(You will gather by this that the poor dear is inclined to be more than
-a little wild.) Now the doctors have positively ordered him home, and
-we have not the least idea where to send him. In this dilemma I thought
-of you. The General shakes his head, but I have carried my point, and
-Dumps and his nurse sail by the _Ramjowrah_ next Thursday, and when
-arrived in London will come straight to you. I have every faith in your
-goodness of heart, and know that poor dear Dumps could be placed in
-charge of no kinder friend.... He is extremely affectionate.... From
-pursuits which ruin many of the most promising young men in India (if
-you have read Rudyard Kipling I need not be more definite) we look to
-your gentle influence to wean him.”
-
-Lady Cranberry took off her _pince-nez_ and refolded the letter. As
-she did so she glanced toward the snug nook by the fireplace, where
-the pretty widow, entrenched behind the barricade of her afternoon
-tea-table, was making but a feeble show of resistance to the raking
-fire of Dumps’s handsome eyes. In such a mood such a woman as Lady
-Cranberry shares a corner of the mantle of the Prophets. It occurred to
-her that the infantile Paradise upstairs might not, if all went merrily
-as marriage bells, remain so very long untenanted.
-
-And, indeed, at the expiration of a twelvemonth from that date Mrs.
-Dampierre Carabyne----
-
-Please see the left-hand top corner reserved in the morning papers for
-these delicate and personal intimations.
-
-
-
-
-YVONNE
-
-IN TWO PARTS
-
-
-I
-
-A mile or so north of the fishy little Breton harbor town of Paimpol,
-the hamlet of Pors Lanec is represented by a scattered cluster of
-low-pitched, straggling cottages built of gray granite boulders
-splashed with yellow lichen, their thatch of furze and reeds or
-broom-bush secured by lashings of rope, and heavy flagstones from the
-fierce assaults of the western gales. One in especial stands on an
-incline trending toward the beach, below the level of the Paimpol road.
-Its rear wall is formed by a low cliff against which it has been built,
-and which, rearing some twenty feet above the level of its shaggy brown
-roof, and throwing out a natural buttress toward the sea, protects the
-poor dwelling from the icy northern winds. Three uneven steps, worn by
-the feet of generations of fisher-dwellers, lead to the door, whose
-inner latch is lifted by a length of rope-yarn, reeved through a hole.
-On each side of the door a window has been hollowed out in the solid
-masonry of the wall, and roughly glazed; and beneath the rude slate
-ledge of each is a weather-beaten bench of drift-oak, blackened by age
-and usage. The door standing open gives a glimpse of the usual Breton
-interior, bunches of dried herbs, nets, and baskets depending from
-the blackened rafters, carved sleeping-bunks set about the walls, a
-few quaint pewter and copper flagons hanging on pegs driven into the
-chimney, and reflecting the leaping blaze of the pine and beechwood
-branches burning on the hearth.
-
-I do not know who lives in Mademoiselle Yvonne’s cottage now, but a
-year ago the western gale was churning the gray sea into futile anger,
-and thrashing the stunted bushes into a more bending shape. The sky was
-somber as the sea, with eastward-hurrying drifts of slaty cirrus, which
-separated to reveal pale, sun-washed sky-spaces, and closed again,
-making the gloom seem deeper than before.
-
-It was the eighth of December, the Feast of the Immaculate
-Conception--the day of the Pardon des Islandais--and the morning
-Angelus was ringing from the storm-beaten little chapel on the heights
-above, where nosegays of artificial flowers and strings of shells
-adorned the image of Our Lady of Good Help, and white-capped women, and
-rugged-faced, long-haired men knelt, rapt and serious, on the sandy
-stone pavement. Others were hurrying into Paimpol, where the streets
-were decorated with white sheets bordered with holly and ivy leaves in
-readiness for the procession. And a fine, icy rain was driving before
-the wind, and Yvonne’s tables and chairs stood out of doors while their
-owner beat and scrubbed them vigorously with a birch-broom dipped in
-soap-suds.
-
-“She works upon the _fête_ day, yes; but for all that she is no
-heretic, the poor Yvonne,” a passer-by explained to a companion--a
-stranger who showed surprise at the unusual spectacle. “All days are
-alike to her--and Our Lady understands.”
-
-The speaker, a brown-faced, vigorous woman of fifty, paused on the
-pathway, littered with brown trails of slippery seaweed, and cried:
-
-“Hey! So you’re not going with us to Paimpol, Mademoiselle Yvonne?”
-
-Mademoiselle Yvonne ceased flogging her table, and turned her face
-toward the questioner. It was a full, straight-featured, rather massive
-face, framed in the shell-fluted cap worn by unmarried women. The brows
-were broad, and from under the straight eyebrows looked a pair of eyes
-that were blue and clear and candid as those of the little boy who
-clung to the skirts of the woman who addressed her. As she drew herself
-up, resting on her birch-broom, it might be seen that she was tall and
-deep-chested and broad-bosomed, and that the massive plaits of hair
-coiled upon her temples were gray.
-
-“Going to Paimpol! Sure, it is impossible,” said Mademoiselle Yvonne.
-“There is so much to do getting the house ready.” A rich deep color
-flushed her cheeks, staining her temples and tinting her full throat
-to the edge of her bodice. “When one is to be married, Madame
-understands----”
-
-“So then! You have heard?” cried the neighbor with an elaborate
-pantomime of delight at the good news. “You have had a letter from
-Iceland at last?”
-
-The clear blue eyes looked troubled for a moment.
-
-“No. Not that,” said Mademoiselle Yvonne. “Not precisely a letter, but
-I have made out why the _Marie au Secours_ delays so long. You see,
-they must have had a great catch at the cod-fisheries, and, being a
-man of brains, my Yann set out to make the most of his good luck. So
-the _Marie au Secours_ will have merely touched at Paimpol, and then
-sailed down to the Gulf of Gascony, where fish fetch high prices, or
-even to the Sandy Isles.” One of her massive plaits, released by her
-vigorous movements from the confining pin, uncoiled and fell below her
-waist. “That is how it will have been, Madame Pilot!” exclaimed Yvonne,
-smiling and coiling up the beautiful hair.
-
-“Without doubt, that is how it will have been!” assented the other.
-
-She drove her stout elbow into the ribs of the woman who had whispered
-to her. “Not so loud! We people of the coast have sharper ears than you
-folks from inland.”
-
-“When did he sail?”
-
-“Twenty years ago, when she was eighteen, and all that gray hair gold.”
-
-“Pfui! There was a blast!”
-
-“We shall have to pick the wind’s bones all the way to Paimpol. So
-good-day, Mademoiselle.... Gaos, run and bid Mademoiselle Yvonne
-good-day.”
-
-Madame Pilot nudged the other woman again, as much as to say: “Watch
-her with the child!”
-
-Gaos obediently quitted his mother’s skirts, and Yvonne knelt down
-to kiss him. She whispered in the child’s ear coaxingly, and, as
-he hesitated, watched the innocent lips as though her fate in some
-inexplicable way hung upon their utterance.
-
-“She always tries to get him to say it, and he never will!” said Madame
-Pilot under her breath.
-
-“What?” mouthed the inland woman, with round, interested eyes.
-
-The child spoke at that moment loudly and clearly.
-
-“He will come back to-day!”
-
-“Lord above! if he hasn’t said it!” cried Madame Pilot, and crossed
-herself under her ample cloak as the boy came running to her.
-
-She caught his hand, and clattered on in her heavy wooden shoes,
-fighting her way resolutely against the wind, followed more slowly by
-the gaping inlander.
-
-“You rogue! You little villain!” she cried to the child she dragged.
-“What made you say it?”
-
-“Be-be-cause--bub--bub--boo--because it’s true!” roared Gaos, through
-angry sobs.
-
-His mother, with a hasty invocation of her patron saint, dropped his
-hand, stopped where the beach-pathway merged in the Paimpol road, and
-looked back. Mademoiselle Yvonne was nowhere to be seen at first, but
-presently her figure mounted into view climbing the pathway to the
-chapel.
-
-“She has gone to burn a candle for her good news,” said Madame Pilot.
-“Now which have I for a son ... a liar or a prophet? If one were
-to mistake and smack the prophet, it’s enough to bring a judgment
-down....” She shook her head mournfully. “But it is to be prayed for,
-all the same, that that great rogue Yann may never come wheedling back.
-Drowned, did you suppose? Dead? Not a bit of it!... He’s living on the
-fat of the land in Ploubazou, where he landed his last cargo of fish
-nineteen years ago, married a tavern-keeper’s daughter, and set up a
-sailor’s drinking-house himself; ‘The Chinese Cider Cellars,’ they call
-it. May Heaven punish such vagabonds!” panted Madame Pilot. “As for us
-in Pors Lanec, we’re peace-lovers and law-abiders, but there are stones
-and cudgels waiting for Monsieur Yann Tregnier whenever he shows his
-nose here.”
-
-Madame Pilot stopped, as a broad-shouldered young man in a sailor’s
-cap and pilot-cloth jacket came tramping toward her along the puddly
-Paimpol road, whistling a cheerful tune. He wore thick town-made
-brogues instead of wooden _sabots_, and saluted the women in the
-country fashion, though to him personally they were unknown, and passed
-by, leaving the mother of the possible prophet staring; for he was
-known to her as the son of the Ploubazou tavern-keeper Yann Tregnier,
-christened Jean-Marie after his mother’s father. He was a well-looking,
-sturdy young fellow of eighteen, who had always hankered to join the
-Icelanders, as the cod-trawlers are called, and sail with the yearly
-fleet on the last day of February for the big, dangerous fisheries in
-the icy regions where the summers have no night. But Yann, his father,
-would not hear of it, and Jean-Marie had been apprenticed to a cooper
-in Paimpol. He had grumbled, but his fate appeared less hard now that
-he was in love with Gaud. Gaud lived with an aunt in the village of
-Pors Lanec, a place Jean-Marie knew as yet only by hearsay, since her
-parents lived in Paimpol, and she had met her lover while upon a visit
-to them. Pors Lanec lay by the beach a mile or two from Paimpol, Gaud
-had told him. The cottage was built against a great rock, the doorstep
-was the beach, and the sea the duck-pond before the door; he could not
-fail to recognize the place, Gaud had described it so clearly.
-
-Gaud was a little delicate creature, with hair of burning gold hidden
-under her shell cap, and great violet-gray eyes, full of possible
-adoration for any likely young fellow who should come wooing to Pors
-Lanec, and the likely young fellow had come along in the person
-of Jean-Marie. And he had won her promise, and meant to marry her
-and settle down to the cooper’s trade in earnest. True, the girl
-was without a dower, and his father, with whom he had had a talk
-at Ploubazou last Sunday, had pulled a long lip at that piece of
-information, and he had said to the old man straight out: “Either I get
-Gaud or go to sea!”
-
-“Either I get Gaud--or go to sea!” Jean-Marie repeated now in the
-most deep and manly voice he had at command. For the cottage built
-against the cliff had come in sight, a dwelling so weather-worn and
-lichen-stained that it might have been an excrescence upon the side of
-the rock that sheltered it. “Either I get Gaud....” Jean-Marie squared
-his shoulders, and marched down upon the cottage where Gaud lived. As
-his firm footsteps crossed the plateau of sandy rock that lay before
-the cottage door he heard a cry from within, and before he could lift a
-hand to the rope-yarn of the latch, the door was pulled violently back,
-thrown open, and a woman fell upon his breast with a sobbing shriek of
-joy.
-
-“Yann! Oh, my beloved, at last!”
-
-“Madame!” he stuttered.
-
-“Our Lady sent me word you would return to-day, and even as I was upon
-my way to thank her for such grace, I turned back thinking. ‘If he
-should come and miss me!’”
-
-The wind blew shrilly; the sky grew black with storm. Jean-Marie’s
-cheek was wet with rain or the woman’s tears. He was conscious of a
-dizziness. It was as though a web of some strange tissue were weaving
-in the chambers of his brain, and the pattern grew more and more
-familiar. The arms that clasped him were not those of a stranger; the
-heart that throbbed upon his own had rested there before. Even the
-cottage interior shown through the low doorway was familiar, and the
-oaken benches to right and left, had he not carved his name on one of
-them, his and another’s?
-
-But even as these strange questions awakened in the mind of the young
-man, he was thrust violently back, and Yvonne was gazing, with still
-streaming eyes, at the face of a stranger, while, partly hidden by
-the tall figure of her aunt, appeared the little shrinking figure of
-Mademoiselle Gaud!
-
-“Who is it?” asked Yvonne dully, without removing her eyes from that
-unknown face of the man whose step was like Yann’s.
-
-“I--I believe--I think--’tis Monsieur Jean-Marie,” panted Gaud. “Sweet
-St. Agnes!” she prayed inwardly to her patron saint, “make her not ask
-me his other name! If she does I am sure I shall lie and say I do not
-know; so, sweetest St. Agnes, preserve me from sinning!” Next moment
-she breathed freely, for Yvonne stepped aside, leaving the threshold
-free to the stranger.
-
-“Ask of his business, little one!” she said, without looking at Gaud,
-“and let him know that he was mistaken for one who has a right to be
-welcomed with open arms.”
-
-She had a black woollen cloak loosely thrown about her shoulders. She
-sat down upon the seat to the right of the door, her elbow on her
-knee, her chin upon her hand, the dark folds half concealing the noble
-outlines of her form, her eyes fixed upon the most distant turn in the
-Paimpol road.
-
-Jean-Marie was at liberty to proceed with his courting; Yvonne seemed
-to hear and see him no longer. Only as the lover grew gayer, and the
-clear laugh of Gaud sounded in unison with his, a quiver passed over
-the face of Yvonne. At twelve o’clock, when the dinner was ready, Gaud
-came dutifully to tell her. She only shook her head, and the midday
-meal of salt fish, potatoes, and cider was shared by the lovers.
-
-When the dishes were washed, Jean-Marie proposed a stroll to the chapel
-on the cliff. Gaud, her pale cheeks tipped with a little crimson, like
-the leaves of a daisy, came to ask Yvonne’s permission.
-
-“My mother allowed him to visit us in Paimpol,” she said meekly,
-flushing deeper as she remembered that she had introduced him as
-Monsieur Jean-Marie, the cooper’s apprentice, and that her mother knew
-nothing of his relationship to the man who had used her Aunt Yvonne
-so wickedly. Through the crystal of Gaud’s nature ran a little streak
-of deceptiveness. Like all weak things, she could be cunning where
-her love or her interest was concerned, and what did it matter what
-Jean-Marie’s father had done? she argued. He was not Jean-Marie. So she
-and her sweetheart set out upon their walk, keeping a decorous distance
-of at least six feet between them, and swinging unoccupied hands that,
-when the path grew narrow, would meet and cling. And Yvonne saw two
-figures appear in the distance upon the Paimpol road, neither of which
-caused her any emotion. Monsieur Blandon, the Paimpol doctor, was
-hirpling out upon his old white mare, to visit some of his Pors Lanec
-patients; half an hour must elapse before he could dismount at Yvonne’s
-door, the mare was so old and the road so stony. She looked away, far
-out to sea, and watched a tossing white sail upon the inky horizon,
-and with the instinct of one bred by the sea knew that there would be
-weather yet more stormy, for the seagulls and kittiwakes were hurrying
-inland. Then a heavy pair of wooden shoes clacked over the stones, and
-a vinous voice gave her “good-day.” It was one Piggou Moan, once a
-smart young fisherman and avowed rival of Yann, now the smuggler, the
-loafer, the drunkard of the hamlet.
-
-“A drop o’ cider, Mademoiselle Yvonne, for old friendship’s sake and
-charity,” begged the toper. Yvonne scarcely looked at him, but made a
-slight motion of her hand toward the cottage door. With a slobbered
-blessing, red-nosed, ragged Piggou lurched in, lucky in the absence
-of Gaud, who would have found enough courage, at need, to have driven
-him forth with a broomstick. He reached a copper flagon from its peg,
-and went as if by instinct to the cider-cask that stood by the great,
-carved clothes-press. Minutes passed, and Piggou came out, brighter of
-eye if redder of nose than when he entered, wiping his dripping beard
-on his ragged sleeve.
-
-“It’s long since you and Piggou had a crack together, Mademoiselle
-Yvonne--years it is, and years! I’m not as fine a fellow as I used to
-be, though you’re a comely figure of a woman still. Excuse the freedom,
-Mademoiselle!...”
-
-She looked at the drunkard with cold dislike, and moved toward the
-farther end of the bench as his liquored breath and flaming face came
-near her.
-
-
-II
-
-Piggou took the movement of Yvonne toward the end of the bench as an
-invitation, and sat down, as the doctor, hidden by a bend in the road,
-hirpled nearer on his old white mare.
-
-“I bear no malice,” the toper went on, “though, I take the saints to
-witness, what I am I owe to you, Mademoiselle Yvonne--for being so
-handsome and so proud, for giving me the back of your hand, and the
-whole of your heart to Monsieur Yann Tregnier, who went away with it
-and never came back.”
-
-“He is coming back!” said Yvonne quietly, her eyes upon the most
-distant turn of the Paimpol road.
-
-Piggou chuckled drunkenly.
-
-“So you’ve said, Mademoiselle, for twenty years, since the _Marie au
-Secours_ sailed for Iceland, Captain Yann aboard her.”
-
-She repeated: “He is coming back to-night!”
-
-Piggou leered drunkenly.
-
-“Come, my old gossip, my handsome Yvonne, don’t play the fool with
-Daddy Piggou. You’re not so cracked as you pretend to be, d’ye
-comprehend me? You know this waiting game’s a farce. He, your Yann,
-won’t come back; not because he’s dead, but because he’s alive. Alive
-and married to Louet Kergueven, that he had an eye on because of her
-dad’s money; and they’ve as many children as peas in a pod--the eldest
-as fine a lad of eighteen as ever trod in his father’s footsteps all
-the ways to Pors Lanec. Didn’t I see him just now with that little
-white cat, Mademoiselle Gaud....”
-
-The rest was strangled in the drunkard’s throat as upon the whitewashed
-wall behind him fell the stout shadow of Dr. Blandon, and the
-serviceable horn handle of an old-fashioned hunting-crop wielded by an
-arm still muscular hooked itself in Piggou’s cravat and plucked him
-from his seat. He sprawled, spluttering oaths.
-
-“Begone, rascal! and if I ever hear of your trying this again, I’ll
-poison you next time I catch you in hospital,” foamed the doctor.
-
-“Why shouldn’t one tell the truth and shame the devil!” grunted Piggou.
-
-“Would you like me to tell Messieurs les Douaniers at the Paimpol Quay
-House the truth about those fine cod you were carrying when I met you
-last month on the road to Ploubazou? Ten whopping fellows, each with
-a box of prime Habanas in his gullet, and every box wrapped round in
-Spanish lace?... Be off with you!” And, assisted by some additional
-impetus from the toe of the doctor’s riding-boot, Piggou scrambled to
-his feet and clattered away.
-
-Yvonne had not stirred while this little scene was in action. Her elbow
-on her knee, her chin upon her hand, she sat and watched that distant
-bend in the Paimpol road as she had watched it, to quote Madame Pilot,
-“when all that hair was gold.” Now she turned toward the doctor, who
-was her good friend.
-
-“That is done with,” Monsieur Blandon pointed to the ragged figure of
-the receding Piggou. “He knows what he will get if he troubles you with
-his rubbish again. And how is the heart, Mademoiselle? Those drops I
-left last time.... You take them?”
-
-“I take them; but,” said Yvonne, her quiet eyes upon the road, “they
-make my heart beat.”
-
-“That’s what they are for, Mademoiselle.”
-
-“They make my heart beat,” she said, “until night and day, day and
-night, the beating seems like the sound of footsteps coming to me
-along the road. Nearer and nearer--louder and louder. Then they grow
-hesitating, irregular, and stop. Stop, and then go back. And as they
-become fainter in the distance, I seem to grow more quiet and more
-cold.”
-
-Said the doctor, possessing himself of Yvonne’s wrist and watching her
-as he counted the pulse-beats as intently as she watched the road:
-
-“They are footsteps of one you know, Mademoiselle?”
-
-She turned on him those startlingly blue and brilliant eyes.
-
-“Surely.... They are his!”
-
-The doctor had often met a tall man muffled in a great country cape of
-frieze walking on the Paimpol road. They had never exchanged words,
-scarcely even looks, but the brass buttons in the back of Blandon’s old
-riding-coat were eyes, and he had observed how the walker turned back
-before reaching that last bend from which the cottage could be plainly
-seen.
-
-“His evil conscience keeps him restless--or he loves her still, though
-he bartered her love for a tavern and a scolding wife,” the Doctor
-thought, noting, without seeming to do so, the changes time had made in
-the bold, handsome face and giant frame of Captain Yann Tregnier, late
-of the _Maria au Secours_, now landlord of the Chinese Cider Cellars at
-Ploubazou. “But to set foot in Pors Lanec he will not dare. The men and
-women would rise up and stone him out of the village.”
-
-And Monsieur Blandon bade Yvonne adieu, and turned up his collar and
-got upon his shambling old white horse to ride back to Paimpol.
-
-Yvonne sat where he had left her. The early winter evening was closing
-in. The wind had fallen, and the sea had gone down; only it breathed
-from time to time like a sleeping monster of the diluvian age. Through
-the black curtains of the sky some pale stars looked forth, and white
-spectral clouds, in shapes appalling to the sense, pursued a flying
-moon. The lovers had not returned, the hearth-fire was dying out.
-Guessing at this, Yvonne bestirred herself to go within and feed it
-with fresh branches. The fading flame wakened again; she turned toward
-the door, and as she did so the step for which she had waited twenty
-years crashed over the gravel, sounded on the stone plateau before the
-cottage, and the figure of a man--massive, almost a giant in height and
-breadth, his great proportions increased in bulk by a heavy cape of the
-country frieze--filled up the doorway.
-
-It had come--the moment for which she had waited through the years. She
-did not scream and fall upon his neck; he made no movement toward her.
-Only he pulled his rough cap from his head with a deference that had
-awe in it, and fear, and his heavy black curls, grizzled now, fell over
-the brow that was lined and rugged, and the eyes that were no longer
-bright with youth and hope, but bleared with a dull, sordid life and
-much strong drink, and the hopeless outlook on a life that was bare of
-all joy.
-
-“Yann! My love ... Yann! You have come back to me at last!”
-
-The words were not uttered in a cry, but almost whispered. As the light
-of love and joy kindled in her eyes she became young once more. Her
-arms swept out to clasp him and found him not, for he had sunk down
-upon his knees; but he clutched her apron and drew her to him, and
-broke into hoarse, uncouth weeping, his head hidden against her, his
-arms clasping her, her love and pity overshadowing him like an angel’s
-wings.
-
-“He weeps for joy!” she thought, whereas he wept for shame; but had she
-known the truth she would still have comforted him. After a while he
-grew calmer, and they went out together into a night suddenly become
-beautiful and glorious with stars--or it seemed so to Yvonne--and
-sat together on the bench beneath the window, cheek to cheek and arms
-entwined, and she poured out her brimming heart to him. How she had
-waited, she told. Patiently, hoping always, loving him always, never
-despairing, sure of his return. Had he been dead she would have known
-it. But in the absence of the warning that never fails to come--the
-midnight wail beneath the window, the midnight knock upon the door or
-window-pane, given by no hand of mortal flesh--she had remained quite
-certain that he was alive. Had she not been right in guessing that the
-_Marie au Secours_ had only touched at Paimpol and sailed down into the
-Gulf of Gascony, or even to Bayonne, to sell her cargo of salt cod?
-
-“Ay. ’Twas as you thought, Yvonne!” he answered.
-
-“And you sold well?”
-
-“Ay!” he answered again. Truly, he had sold well, more than his fish.
-Honor and love, both had gone into the scales against the dowry of
-the tavern-keeper’s scolding wife, a houseful of children--a sordid
-existence flavored with the fumes of stale drink and stale tobacco, a
-few bags of dirty five-franc pieces stowed away in a safe hiding-place,
-for the Breton is a hoarder by instinct, and distrusts the Bank of
-France: for these rags and fardels he had bartered Yvonne. He was dully
-conscious of such thoughts as these even as he was conscious of the joy
-of being near her. Coarse-fibered as he was, this, the one pure passion
-of his life, revived in all its old strength at the clasp of Yvonne’s
-hands and the meeting of their eyes. He began to believe that the
-desire to be near her once more again had brought him to Pors Lanec.
-Perhaps he was right, but the motive, he had admitted to himself, was
-mean and sordid. He wished to bring about a rupture between Jean-Marie
-and Gaud. The girl was penniless; Jean-Marie a love-sick young fool.
-Besides, his wife would never consent to a union of their families;
-she had never ceased to be jealous of the sweetheart to whom Yann had
-played false. “You threw her over for my money, rogue that you are!”
-she would say to him, when red wine dashed with cider had made her
-quarrelsome.
-
-The night drew on. Drifting clouds no longer obscured the faces of the
-stars; the December night might, for mildness, have been May, or so it
-seemed to Yann and to Yvonne. There was a fragrance in the air like
-hawthorn, and the shrill chirping of a cricket rose from the glowing
-hearth in the darkened room behind them.
-
-The lovers found few words to utter, but their silence was eloquent;
-the air they breathed in unison seemed the revivifying essence of
-joyous life. Yann yielded to the exquisite intoxication. In the glamour
-of that meeting he was young again, clean of heart and soul, looking
-forward to their wedding day with the eagerness of a true lover. He
-found himself replying in low, eager tones to Yvonne’s questions....
-No, he would not sail for Iceland in February as a bachelor; they must
-get married before the Blessing of the Boats. The official papers must
-be filled and signed, the banns put up ... there would be a honeymoon
-for Yann and Yvonne before the _Marie au Secours_ (poor old vessel,
-long ago cast up in driftwood on the shores of Iceland) should set sail.
-
-“Ay, indeed, my love, we have waited long enough!” he said.
-
-Yvonne laughed, a low melodious laugh of happiness, and owned that the
-wedding dress, handsomely made and trimmed with broad bands of velvet,
-just as he liked best--had been ready a long time. She took him back
-to her pure heart, without a word, without a question.... He had been
-long in coming, but he had come at last, and she was utterly content.
-He drew her into his strong embrace, and she laid her head on his great
-shoulder with the sigh of a child that is weary with too much bliss.
-His arm encircled her; both her hands, clasped together, rested in
-his large palm. Sleep came to her, and peace; even the breath that at
-first had fluttered fitfully beneath his cheek could be felt no more.
-And the night wore on apace, and the glamour fell from him, little by
-little, and he was again the landlord of the Chinese Cider Cellars,
-with a scolding wife, and an obstinate whelp of a son, mad to marry a
-penniless little draggle-tail. Ay, he could speak now, and he would! He
-unwound his arm from the waist of Yvonne and withdrew the support of
-his rough palm from her clasped hands, and as he did so a long faint
-sigh escaped her and her head fell back against the whitewashed wall.
-Ay, he could speak, and did!
-
-“Lord knows what nonsense we have been talking, you and me....
-Something bewitched me.... The fine night or the sight of the old
-place. In truth, Yvonne, you know as well as I do that I’m a married
-man; that cat must ha’ got out of the bag long ago. And hearing that
-you never would believe I’d played fast and loose with ye made me a bit
-shamefaced, hence we never have clapped eyes on one another until now,
-Yvonne. Though my young cub has been hanging about here after the girl
-Gaud--threatening me with going to sea if she’s denied him--and seeing
-as she hasn’t a sou of dowry, I look to you to stop that foolery. For
-my good woman at home.... I’ll own her a bit of a Tartar, and, to tell
-ye the truth, Yvonne----”
-
-“Father!” said Jean-Marie, stepping forward out of the darkness, the
-dimly-seen, shrinking figure of Gaud behind him.
-
-Yann rose up, threatening and formidable, his clenched fist ready to
-strike. Gaud cried out in fear; but Yvonne, the silvery moonlight
-filling the hollows of her quiet eyes and resting in the curves of her
-white cheeks, and kissing her closed, patient lips into the semblance
-of a smile, never stirred. The night wind played with a little lock
-of hair escaping from the edge of her shell-fluted cap, and her bosom
-neither rose nor fell.
-
-“Pretty goings on.... Look here, you cub!” Yann was beginning, but his
-son’s eyes looked past his at the placid face of the sleeper on the
-bench, and the fear and awe in them were not inspired by his father.
-Yann looked round then, and a hoarse cry broke from him.
-
-“Speak to her,” whispered Jean-Marie, and Gaud tremblingly touched
-Yvonne’s clasped hands. They were cold as the smiling lips and the
-sealed eyes on which rested the white peace that is the kiss of Death.
-
-The cricket chirped within the cottage, and the deep slumbrous
-breathing of the sea came from beyond a curtain of chill white mist.
-Yvonne’s long time of waiting had ended at last.
-
-
-
-
-THE DELUSION OF MRS. DONOHOE
-
-IN TWO PARTS
-
-
-I
-
-It was in the spring of 19-- that the Dapple Grays returned from
-South Africa, covered with wounds, glory, boils, and khaki, this last
-presenting many solutions of continuity. One finds the arrival of H.
-M. troopship _Paradise_ at Porthampton Dockyard referred to in the
-newspapers bearing the date of that occurrence as an event calculated
-to awaken emotions of gratitude and enthusiasm in the bosom of every
-Briton. An illuminated address was presented to the Chief by the Mayor
-and Corporation of the borough, and the Dapple Grays were subsequently
-entertained, the Colonel and officers to a banquet, and the rank and
-file to a blowout.
-
-“You return to us, Captain,” the Mayor is reported to have said in
-a complimentary rider addressed to the commanding officer of the
-_Paradise_, “with a freight of heroes.”
-
-“A freight of devils, sir!” the Captain remarked in loud-toned
-confidence to the neighbor on his left. “If the Admiralty had any
-sense of humor--or any sense of fitness, by George!--the name of the
-ship would have been changed before we sailed. But the _Paradise_
-has seemed almost like one, sir, since we disembarked ’em, and
-that’s a fact. What’s the next toast on the list, did you ask? ‘The
-united healths of the two regimental V. C.’s, Captain the Hon. Gerald
-Garthside and Private Dancey Juxon.’”
-
-“What were the special acts of gallantry, do you--ah!--happen
-to--ah!--remember?” asked the Captain’s left-hand neighbor (a pompous
-local magnate), “for which the Cross has been--ah!--conferred?”
-
-“Usual thing. Garthside--that’s Garthside, on the Mayor’s left hand,
-trying to look modest, and succeedin’ uncommon badly--Garthside rode
-from Mealiekloof to Blitzfontein with despatches for the Brigadier,
-peppered by Cronje’s outposts from overlooking ground nearly the whole
-distance. Juxon was cut off while out on scout with a detachment, and
-got away from twenty Boers with his officer on the crupper. Young
-Bogle, next-of-kin to Lord Baverstone, died before Juxon got back to
-the regiment, chipped in too many places for recovery! Better off if
-he’d been left behind, do you say? Probably--probably. But Juxon has
-the V. C., and they’re bringin’ him in to hear his health proposed....
-Fine-lookin’ young Tommy, isn’t he? Looks quiet and well-behaved, you
-think? Ah, you ought to have been with us on the voyage from the Cape.
-The evil genius of the lower troop-deck, and that’s facts. Ringleader
-in every act of insubordination, up to all sorts of devilment, a black
-sheep, sir, a black--hip, hip, hurray! For he’s a jolly----”
-
-“And so,” said the Colonel of the Dapple Grays to his Senior Major, a
-few weeks later, when the regiment had shaken down in its old barracks
-at Studminster; when its feminine complement had rejoined it; when
-wives once more “upon the strength” were washing the tattered remains
-of shirts which had seen more service than soap-suds, and husbands were
-employing eloquence in the effort to convince civilian visitors to the
-canteen that, despite the solemn warning recently issued from the most
-authoritative quarters, to treat the newly-convalescent enteric patient
-to beer or ardent spirits is to accelerate and not to retard his return
-to perfect health---- “And so it’s a settled thing, the engagement
-between your little girl and Garthside? Affair not jumped up in a
-hurry? Began a year before the regiment was ordered to the Front? Of
-course. My wife saw the attachment growing between ’em, and helped it
-on, she tells me. Every married woman’s a match-maker, you know--don’t
-you know--whether she’s put her own private pot on a bit of good blood,
-with temper and stayin’ power and so forth, or a dee-d confounded showy
-screw. And your little girl, not having a level-headed mother of her
-own alive to look after her!... Deucedly raw weather, you know, don’t
-you know!”
-
-Sir Alured broke off, anticipating rather than seeing the gray change
-in Major Rufford’s face, and remembering that the handsome wife, who
-had died when Emmie was a hoyden of thirteen, had signalized the close
-of her career upon earth as Major Rufford’s wife and the mother of
-his children by an act of desperate folly. But the Senior Major’s
-wounds had been cicatrized by the great healer Time, and he looked
-back quietly enough as the Colonel cleared his throat with unnecessary
-violence, and twisted the great moustache that had been iron-gray and
-was now snow-white.
-
-“Lady Gassiloe has been very kind, and Emmie doesn’t forget how much
-she owes her. And there’s the right stuff in Garthside; I can trust
-him to make my little girl a good husband. It’s odd, when one comes to
-think of it, that our other Victoria Cross man is going to be married,
-and to Emmie’s foster-sister, Peggy Donohoe.”
-
-“The deuce!” said Sir Alured. “Is that dee-d young scoundrel, Juxon,
-going to settle down? Seems too good to be true. Why, the old
-_Paradise_ was hell when Juxon wasn’t in the cells. Nearest approach to
-a rhyme I ever made in my life, by George! But Juxon’s character apart
-it’s not a bad match. The young blackguard has plenty of good looks,
-and Peggy’s as pretty a girl as you may see, look high or low. And she
-thinks Juxon a _proo shevally_ with his V. C.; and so do poor Bogle’s
-people, and so do the public, by Jove! You should have heard him when
-he reported himself.... ‘_What did you mean, you dee-d idiot_,’ I asked
-him, ‘_by picking up a man who’d had the top of his head shot clean
-off, and couldn’t live five minutes? D’ye call that philanthropy? In
-my opinion it’s dee-d foolery!_’ ‘Beggin’ your pardon, Colonel, sir!’
-says Juxon, ‘I calls it precaution. When I ’oisted Mr. Bogle up be’ind
-me, I see’d ’e’d ’ad ’is gruel, an’ the last breath went out of ’im
-before old ’Andsome-Is--that’s wot I calls that ’ere spavined gray
-o’ mine--’ad got into ’is stride. But the bullets was ’ummin’ round
-me like ’ornets, an’ pore Mr. Bogle, lyin’ as ’e wos acrost my ’ams,
-drawed fire an’ furnished cover.’ Furnished cover! The cool young
-beggar fortifies his rear with the next in succession to one of the
-oldest peerages in the United Kingdom, gets mentioned in despatches,
-and receives his V. C.! Too dee-d funny, you know, don’t you know!”
-
-And Sir Alured mixed a brandy and soda, and chose an enormous cigar
-from a case resembling a young Gladstone bag. The conversation took
-place in a curious ground-glass hutch, sacred to the inner mysteries of
-Official business, and labeled “Private.” And as the second in command
-charged and kindled a meerschaum of incredible age and foulness, there
-came a knock at the door.
-
-“C’min!” barked the Chief over the rim of the tilted tumbler, and the
-regimental Doctor looked round the door. “Oh! it’s you, Assassin!” he
-said, as he wiped the froth off the great white moustache. “How many
-exenterics have you kicked out of the convalescent ward this morning?”
-
-“Three,” said the Assassin--“Denver, Moriarty, and Jarman. Garthside’s
-lambs all.”
-
-“And dee-d malingerers, in my opinion!” said Sir Alured.
-
-“I’m with you there, sir,” responded the Assassin with a twinkle. Then
-he relapsed into professional gravity, and said as he accepted a cigar
-and a peg, “There are one or two bad cases of relapse, I’m sorry to
-say--as the result of incautious indulgence in alcoholic beverages.”
-
-“Of course, of course!” growled Sir Alured. “When a man with a
-granulated stomach uses the organ as a receptacle for whisky, beer,
-and gin, contributed in unlimited quantities by admirin’ friends, he
-oughtn’t to be surprised when he finds himself drivin’ to the cemetery
-on a gun carriage to the tune of the Dead March in _Saul_, with his
-boots following as chief mourners. Stands to reason!”
-
-“I don’t anticipate any serious results, except in the case of Sergeant
-Donohoe,” the Assassin said, with a worried look in his usually
-cheerful countenance.
-
-“Donohoe down again. Poor devil! I’m sorry to hear it!” The Chief
-tugged at the ends of the great white moustache and looked grave.
-
-“Only yesterday,” said the Senior Major, “I thought him looking about
-as fit as a man needs to be. He told me about Juxon’s engagement to his
-daughter, and went off as pleased as Punch----”
-
-“To drink their healths,” interpolated the Assassin.
-
-“Hah! That’s about it,” grumbled the Chief. “Well, I shall go round
-and look Donohoe up presently. Can’t afford to lose my Senior
-Color-Sergeant, you know, don’t you know!” Sir Alured frowned savagely,
-and cleared his throat with ominous vigor.
-
-“You’ll find him pretty low down,” said the Assassin, “and I fancy
-Father Haggarty will be on duty. They’d sent for him before I came
-away.”
-
-“Is it as bad as that?” said the Senior Major, and there was a moment’s
-silence, broken by a clinking step on the stone flags outside and a
-respectful knock on the glass door.
-
-“A ’ospital horderly, sir,” said the passage orderly to Major Rufford,
-“with Color-Sergeant Donohoe’s respectful duty, and would you mind the
-trouble of steppin’ over and hearin’ somethin’, sir, wot ’e ’as to say?
-It’s Ward C., and a case of perforation--and, beggin’ your pardon, sir,
-there ain’t much time to lose.”
-
-“Of course I’ll come! Say, at once!” Major Rufford lumbered up out of
-his chair, emptied the office kitten out of his undress cap, took his
-cane, which the office puppy had been chewing, and went.
-
-“Donohoe’s wife was Rufford’s girl’s foster-mother, you know, don’t you
-know!” said Sir Alured. “There’s not more than a month’s difference
-between Peggy Donohoe and Emmie Rufford in age. When they were babies
-I’ve seen ’em sleepin’ in the same cradle; and dee me if I knew
-which of ’em was which, though I suppose their mothers did. Not that
-Rufford’s poor wife was over and above devoted to her babies. Odd now
-if the little beggars had got mixed up somehow, and Donohoe had sent
-for Rufford with the object of easin’ his conscience before he gave up
-the number of his mess.”
-
-“Oh, that’s all Gilbert and Sullivan!” said the Assassin, getting up.
-“Such things don’t happen in real life, Colonel, and I’m going back to
-the hospital.”
-
-“You think not? Differ with you there. Walk over with you, if you’ve
-no objection.” And the Chief and the Assassin followed in the wake of
-Major Rufford, who had only a moment before received point-blank and
-at short range from Sergeant Donohoe’s puffy blue lips--parted for
-easier passage of the slow, painful breaths that were taken with such
-agony--the second overwhelming surprise of his life.
-
-For Sir Alured’s stray shot had registered a bull’s-eye. Donohoe,
-conscious that the grim messenger who had beckoned and passed by so
-many times--under the heights of Jagai, in the clammy Burmese hill
-jungles, amid the muddy swamps of West Africa, or the karroo scrub or
-grass veldt of the South--meant business on this occasion--had given
-up the secret less hidden than forgotten for many years. Many years
-since, according to her own confession, faltered out to the Sergeant
-upon her dying bed, the pretty young wife of Private Donohoe, urged by
-the promptings of motherly love, or incited, as Father Haggarty would
-have said, by the temptation of the Devil, arrayed her own nursling in
-the long-tailed cambric robe with insertion of Valenciennes, properly
-appertaining to the foster-babe; enduing the said foster-babe, namely
-Emmeline, infant daughter of Captain and Mrs. Rufford, not only with
-the abbreviated cotton frock which was the birthright of a Donohoe,
-but with all the privileges appertaining to a daughter of the rank and
-file; including a share in the Christmas tree and bran-pie diversions
-annually given under the patronage of the Colonel’s wife and other
-ladies of the Regiment--including her own mother.
-
-“Don’t say it, Donohoe,” pleaded the bewildered Major, sitting on
-the foot of Donohoe’s cot-bed, holding the rigid hand, and shaken by
-the throes that were rending the Sergeant’s soul from the Sergeant’s
-body. “It’s an idea you’ve got into your head--nothing more! She--your
-wife--never changed the babies.... For God’s sake, man, say you know
-she didn’t!”
-
-But Father Haggarty’s kindly, pitying look had in it knowledge,
-religiously kept sacred, now freed by voluntary confession from the
-sacramental seal. He held the Crucifix to Donohoe’s livid lips, and
-they moved, and a living voice came forth as from a sepulchre:
-
-“She did ut. Sure enough she did ut; but for the right rayson why,
-sorr, I’m yet asthray. For wan thing--herself was a poor hard-workin’
-woman--an’ the choild would be wan if ut lived. ’Twas ten years she
-carried the saycret--a mortial weight for a wake crayture, an’ a
-Prodesdan’ at that, wid no relief av clargy--and it wore her to the
-grave. On her dyin’ bed she confessed ut to me. I had my thoughts av
-makin’ a clane breast, and then--wurra! ’twas the divil at my elbow
-biddin’ me whisht or I’d lose my Peggy that was the pride av me eyes
-an’ the joy av me harrut. An’ I held off from Father Haggarty, till
-I could hould no longer. That was six Aysthers back; and--‘Tell the
-truth,’ says his Reverence, ‘or you’ll get no more of an absolution
-from me, me fine man, than Micky-would-you-taste-it?’ An’ at that I
-stiffened me upper lips an’ riz from me marra bones an’ wint me way.
-But the Hand is on me now, an’ I’ve made my paice wid Thim above; an’
-I’d be glad you’d send for my Peggy to be afther biddin’ her ould dada
-good-bye--more by token she’s your Miss Emmeline by rights, and not my
-purty Peggy at all, at all!”
-
-
-II
-
-Miss Margaret Donohoe--popularly known in the regiment as “Peggy,”
-and, as it will be remembered, betrothed to Private Dancey Juxon,
-V. C.--Miss Margaret Donohoe was not summoned to the bedside of her
-hitherto-reputed father in time to hear from his own lips the secret
-of her birth. She was trimming an old hat with new crape for mourning
-exigencies, the day after the Sergeant had been consigned with the
-usual military honors to the Catholic division of the cemetery, when
-heavy footsteps sounded in the flagged passage of the Married Quarters,
-and the Colonel and the Senior Major, both visibly disturbed, walked
-into Donohoe’s clean sanded kitchen, and, in as few words as possible,
-broke the news.
-
-“It’s a terrible shock to you, my poor girl--as it has been to me!”
-said the Major, very white about the gills. “And to--to another I
-needn’t name!” He was thinking of his Emmie, and how piteously she had
-sobbed last night and hung about his neck, with her pretty hair all
-coming down over his mess waistcoat, as she begged him not to send her
-away from him, because it wasn’t her fault that she had turned out to
-be Donohoe’s daughter and not his own; and how at that moment she was
-breaking the news to Garthside--that Junior Captain and Victoria Cross
-hero to whom, it will be remembered, she was engaged. Poor Emmie, poor
-darling Emmie!--or Peggy, as she ought now to be called! Major Rufford
-felt that he never would be able to do it. “But--I’ll try and do my
-duty to you as your father should, and--I must look to you to--to do as
-much by me!” he concluded lamely.
-
-“Oh, Major!” cried Peggy--Peggy with the hard, bright, black eyes, the
-red lips, the tip-tilted nose, the Milesian upper lip, and the coarse
-but plenteous mane of dark brown hair liberally “banged” in front and
-arranged behind in massive rope coils, secured by hairpins of imitation
-tortoiseshell as long as the farrier’s pincers. “Oh, Major! can you ax
-it? Sure I’ll thrate you as dacent as ever I did him that’s gone, an’
-the Colonel hears me say it!...”
-
-She checked the inclination to weep for one who was, all said and
-done, no relation, and put her crackling six-penny-three-farthings
-black-bordered handkerchief back in her pocket with an air of
-resolution. A flood of new ideas inundated her brain. All that she had
-ever dreamed of in the way of the unattainable lay hence-forth within
-her reach, and everything that had hitherto appeared most desirable
-and possible was from this bewildering hour rendered impossible. Her
-eyes fell on Private Dancey Juxon, V. C., who had been sitting on the
-kitchen table when the tall shadow of Sir Alured fell upon the sanded
-floor, and who had remained, from that moment until this, petrified
-in an attitude of military respect, against the whitewashed wall; and
-she realized that Dancey--Dancey, the Adonis of the rank and file,
-the hero once desired above all others, wrested at the expense of the
-most costly and variegated hats and the most dazzling toilettes from
-the clutches of how many other women!--Dancey must now be numbered
-among the impossibles. If a cold dash of regret mingled with the inward
-exultation of Miss Peggy, it was excusable.
-
-“Sure, the dear knows! ’Tis like a tale out av the _Pinny Romancir_,”
-she said, “an’ troth it’s no wondher av my breath was tuk away wid the
-surprise. To think of that bould craythur, Donohoe’s wife!----”
-
-“Do you mean your mother, my girl?” began the Colonel, but Peggy gave
-Sir Alured a look that put him in his place.
-
-“I mane the woman that changed me in me cradle, bad cess to her for a
-thrickster!” said Peggy, “an’ put her own sojer’s brat in the place av
-me--me that belonged to the Quality by rights. Not that I’m not pityin’
-Miss Emmeline--now that she’s Peggy Donohoe, a poor craythur sprung
-from nothin’.” The Major turned a groan into a cough, and the Colonel
-hauled at the ends of his huge white moustache, but the tide of Peggy’s
-brogue was not to be stemmed. “It’ll be a change for her, it will so,
-afther livin’ on the fat av the land--an orphan’s pinsion to find her
-in stirabout, an’ never a chick nor a child in the woide wurruld but
-her ould Aunt Biddy Kinsella!”
-
-“Who--haw!--is Biddy Kinsella?” broke in the Colonel.
-
-“Av’ she’s alive--an’ a bag av dhry bones she must be av she is,” says
-Peggy--“it’s at Carricknaclee, in Aher, you may find her. She used to
-live wid her niece--manin’ Mrs. Donohoe--an’ she wint back to Ireland
-whin me mother died--manin’ Mrs. Donohoe agin--a matter av eight years
-ago. An’ ’tis natural Donohoe’s daughter would call her to mind at
-a time like this. Maybe the young woman would go to live wid her,”
-continued Miss Peggy calmly. “An’ that brings to me own mind, Major--I
-mane Papa--whin do ye want me to come home?”
-
-“Home! Oh, Lord!” said the poor Major, before he could stop himself.
-
-“Dee-d cool!” growled Sir Alured, under the huge moustache, squeezing
-the Major’s arm with his great, gaunt, brown hand. “But she’s got the
-right--got the right, Rufford, you know, don’t you know. Ha--hum!”
-
-“You shall hear from me soon--very soon, Peggy,” said the Major
-brokenly. “Good-bye for now, my girl.” He took her coarse red hand, so
-unlike his Emmie’s, and kissed her equally red cheek; and as he did
-so the petrified Juxon recovered the temporarily suspended powers of
-speech and motion, stepped forward, and saluted.
-
-“Beg pardon, gentlemen,” he began, “and pre-’aps I oughtn’t to take the
-freedom; but ’avin’ over’eard....”
-
-“Saw you, Juxon! Knew you were there! Thought you had a right to hear,
-you know, don’t you know!” said Sir Alured.
-
-But a shrill feminine note of indignation pierced the Colonel’s bass,
-as Miss Peggy cried, “Right! I’d be glad you’d tell me what right you
-have, Misther Dancey Juxon, to be afther pokin’ the nose av you into
-business that doesn’t consarn you, let alone the privit affairs av an
-officer’s daughther. Away wid you, an’ larn your place! your room’s
-more welcome than your company; an’ if it’s a wife you’re lookin’
-afther, maybe when wan av thim that’s av your own station stands up
-before the priest wid you, I’ll be making you a little prisint toward
-the housekeepin’, av the young woman’s dacent an’ respictable!”
-
-And the bewildered Juxon found himself outside the black-painted
-door--marked III. in large white numerals--in the character of a lover
-dismissed.
-
-“Well, I’m blowed!” he said, and said no more, but clinked away in
-search of the Lethean streams of the canteen.
-
-“Rufford,” said Sir Alured solemnly, as the Chief and the second in
-command exchanged the atmosphere of coals and potato peels prevailing
-in the Married Quarters for the open air of the barrack square, “I’m
-confoundedly afraid she’s a Tartar! Sharp as a needle, sir, and knowing
-as a pet fox, if you ask me!”
-
-And the Major said in reply, “These things are supposed to be
-hereditary. I wonder where she gets it from!” Then he broke out, “I
-can’t believe it, Colonel! I couldn’t, if fifty dying men had taken an
-oath to it. That my poor Clara’s girl! It’s impossible! If an angel
-were to come down from Headquarters Above, with despatches confirming
-the report, I couldn’t credit it!”
-
-“And dee-d if I should blame you,” the Chief responded. “Breed’s bound
-to show, somewhere, and there’s not a drop of good blood in the girl’s
-veins, I’ll swear!”
-
-“There’s an Irish strain in my family, too,” said poor Rufford
-despondently, “and my Emmie has brown hair and eyes; and her nose,
-bless it! is a little tilted at the end.”
-
-“_A nay retroussy._ So it is, by George! But there are noses and noses,
-y’know,” said Sir Alured. “And Emmie’s a Rufford, from the crown of
-her head to the ends of her toes; and we’ll prove it, we’ll prove it,
-sir! Donohoe hasn’t a leg to stand on”--which was true--“and as to that
-Mullingar heifer”--thus the Chief designated Peggy--“she’ll be sorry
-one day for throwing Juxon over, mark my words. Send for that old aunt
-of Donohoe’s dead wife--the bag of bones Peggy talked of--and pump her
-for all she’s worth. Turn her inside out!--it’s the only advice I can
-give you, for my head’s in as dee-d a muddle as yours. And remember,
-whatever happens, my Lady is staunch to Emmie! Game woman, my Lady.
-Doesn’t care a dee what society says, as long as---- God bless me,
-Rufford! I’m talkin’ as though Emmie wasn’t your daughter. But the
-whole thing’s infernally confusin’, you know, don’t you know!”
-
-An opinion in which the regiment concurred. An excited beehive would
-have furnished but a poor comparison to the barracks upon the morrow,
-when Peggy’s great news, imparted in ostentatious secrecy to Mrs.
-Quartermaster Casey and a few other non-commissioned officers’ ladies,
-had percolated through them. Visitors thronged the Donohoes’ quarters;
-Peggy was the heroine of the hour. Press reporters from the town hung
-about the barracks on the chance of seeing either of the heroines of
-what was termed in the local paper “An Extraordinary Romance in Real
-Life,” and the officers’ wives called in a body to condole with Emmie
-Rufford, who, as we have heard, had broken off her engagement with
-Captain Gerry Garthside.
-
-“I shall not break my heart over things,” she had said, with an
-attempt at being everyday and common-sensible that was plucky, if not
-convincing, “and I hope you won’t dwell too much upon the collapse
-of our house of cards. I hope--I pray you’ll build more solidly,
-with--with somebody else. Don’t, Gerry! Oh, don’t! It’s not fair to
-make my duty harder to do than----”
-
-Then Emmie had broken down, wept wildly, been kissed, consoled, and
-assured of her lover’s undying love and eternal fidelity. Part? Never!
-Lose such a pearl of a wife! Not for all the Donohoes past, present,
-or to come! I believe, in spite of Emmie’s woe and Captain Gerry
-Garthside’s agitation, the young people secretly enjoyed the scene
-dramatic; and when Lady Alured came rustling in, about the time when
-Gerry’s eloquence attained its utmost pitch of fervor, and hugged and
-cried over the hero and heroine of the little drama, that dear woman
-was not the least happy of the three.
-
-And later on, after returning to quarters, Captain Garthside found a
-letter on his doormat. The contents of the soiled envelope, directed in
-a sprawling hand, ran as follows:
-
- “DOOR NO. 3, GROUND FLOOR, BLOCK Q.
-
- “Miss E. Rufford presents comps And wold be Glad to see Cap Garthside
- & if Yu will call at 2 remane
- “Your Oblidged
- “E. RUFFOR”
-
-Of course the Captain knew Peggy Donohoe; had danced with her at
-non-commissioned officers’ balls; given her gloves and chocolates,
-and sipped the roses of her cheek in common with many another passing
-admirer. “And who’d be the worse of a kiss,” as Peggy would have said,
-“from a dacent girl?” “Dacent” she undoubtedly was, if not from pure
-innate virtue, perhaps from the consciousness that a depreciation in
-marketable value attaches to goods that have been soiled by handling.
-Had it been otherwise, the state of Major Rufford had been less
-gracious, thought Captain Gerry Garthside.
-
-And he looked at Emmie’s photograph standing in a silver frame upon his
-mantelshelf, and remembered the piteous smile with which she had told
-him that everything must now be over between them, and mentally renewed
-his vows of fealty before he went round to “look up Peggy.”
-
-The rooms occupied by the late Sergeant Donohoe were three--a kitchen
-and two bedchambers. One of these latter, Peggy, with the assistance
-of Mrs. Quartermaster Casey, a dozen yards of cheap Liberty muslin, a
-gross of Japanese fans, one or two pieces of Oriental drapery, and a
-few articles of furniture of the tottery bamboo kind, had converted
-for the time being into a boudoir. Only for the time being, she said
-to herself, because when she got her rights she would enjoy all the
-splendors now usurped by the real Peggy Donohoe--Miss Emmie, as she
-called the usurper when she forgot, which was not often. She would
-dress for dinner every evening, and attend balls and theaters in
-low-necked, long-trained frocks, chaperoned by Lady Alured, adorned
-with the late Mrs. Rufford’s diamond stars, and attended by Captain
-Gerry Garthside, V. C. For not one, but all the possessions held and
-prerogatives hitherto enjoyed by the false Miss Rufford would naturally
-devolve to the real one, once formally recognized and received by
-her papa and the regiment; the “ould duds” and bits of sticks once
-pertaining to the supposed Margaret Donohoe being transferred to the
-veritable Peggy, together with all rights in Private Dancey Juxon, V.
-C. The topsy-turvy, comic-operatic whimsicality of her own idea did not
-appeal to Peggy’s sense of humor. She was very much in earnest as she
-waited for her visitor, seated in state upon one of her own ornamental
-chairs, her red hands--hands which could not be transferred to the real
-Peggy Donohoe with the other things--folded in her lap.
-
-“She’s here, Captain,” Mrs. Quartermaster Casey--retained as chaperon
-until Lady Alured should awaken to a sense of her duties--had said,
-opening the door.
-
-“Oh, Captain,” said Peggy, rising coyly, “is it yourself?”
-
-And, owning the soft impeachment as he squeezed the red hand (Gerry
-Garthside’s manners to the plainest woman were fatally caressing), the
-Captain inquired how he could serve her.
-
-“Sure,” said Peggy, making play with her fine eyes, “you’ll maybe
-thinking me forward, Captain, for makin’ the first sign. But me
-papa--the Major--will be takin’ up a great dale of me toime by-an’-by,
-and wid Mrs. Casey sittin’ in the kitchen widin call, we’re givin’ no
-handle to the tongue of scandal, as the sayin’ is----”
-
-“My dear Miss Peggy!--” the Captain was beginning, when Peggy took him
-up short.
-
-“I’ll trouble you,” she said, “to remimber that I’m not takin’ any more
-Peggy from anywan, high or low, an’ I’d be glad it was ginerally known.
-‘Miss Emmeline,’ or ‘Emmie’ for short, you’re free to use, or any pet
-name ye may pick.” She cast a languishing glance upon Captain Gerry.
-“I’m not likely to quarrel wid it”--she moved nearer--“or wid you. Och,
-thin! but ’tis quare how things have turned round wid me! Peggy Donohoe
-a week ago, an’ walkin’ out wid Dancey Juxon--an’ now--the Major’s
-daughter, an’ your promised bride, Captain jewel! Sure ’tis like a
-dhrame, it is!”
-
-And Peggy rested her rather large head upon the shoulder of the
-astonished Captain, who hastily withdrew the support.
-
-“Look here, Peggy, my girl!” he said hastily. “What’s this notion
-you’ve got into your noddle? You don’t think....”
-
-“I think that you’re a gintleman, Captain,” said Peggy, with a tender
-smile, “and would never go back on the promise you gev to the Major’s
-daughter. An’ now that I’m her, an’ she’s me, you’ll do your duty by
-me, as Dancey Juxon will do his to Donohoe’s poor unfortunate girl. You
-may thrust him. We’ve had it out betune us, an’ he’s with her now.”
-
-“With--her--now?” repeated the bewildered Captain.
-
-“I sent him to the Major’s--I mane papa’s--quarters ten minnits ago,
-wid a flea in his ear!” said Peggy, folding her red hands about the
-elbow of her captive, and rubbing her cheek against his shoulder strap.
-“‘I dar’ you,’ sez I, ‘to hang about here,’ sez I, ‘makin’ sheep’s eyes
-at a daughter av the Quality, whin that poor crayture you gev your
-promise to is cryin’ her two eyes out for the gliff av a glimpse av
-your red head. Away wid you,’ sez I, ‘an’ prove yourself a man av your
-word, Dancey Juxon, or maybe Peggy Donohoe’ll be takin’ the law av you
-wan av these fine days!’”
-
-“My good girl,” said Gerry Garthside, almost pleadingly, “you can’t
-really believe what you say you’ve told Juxon--that he is obliged
-to marry Miss Rufford, or the lady who has borne that name until
-now, because he happens to have given a promise of marriage to Peggy
-Donohoe, and Miss Rufford and Peggy have changed places?”
-
-“I mane that!” Peggy’s black eyes snapped out sparks of fire; as
-she tossed her head, a loosened coil of black hair tumbled upon her
-shoulder. Her fine bust heaved, her cheeks burned scarlet--she had
-never looked finer in her life. “Do I not mane just that? Think! Isn’t
-her father mine? Isn’t her home my home?--the dhress she wears upon
-her back mine?--the ring she has upon the finger av her mine? Ah,
-musha, an’ the man that put it there!” Her grasp on Captain Gerry’s
-arm tightened, her eyes sought his and held his; her warm, fragrant
-breath came and went about his face like a personal caress. “Sure,
-dear, you’ll not regret ut,” said Peggy, “for I loved you iver since I
-clapped my two eyes on you--I take the Blessed Saints to witness! An’
-Dancey Juxon’ll be dacent to Donohoe’s daughter, an’ you an’ me will be
-afther lendin’ the young couple a hand, lettin’ her have the washin’
-maybe, or the waitin’ at our table--or by-an’-by”--she lowered her
-black lashes--“she might come as nurse to the children. So, darlin’....”
-
-The sentence was never finished, for the alarmed Captain broke from the
-toils and fled. The Mess story goes that he double-locked his outer
-door, barricaded the inner one with a chest of drawers and a portable
-tin shower bath, and spent the rest of the day in reconnoitering from
-behind the window curtains in anticipation of a descent of the enemy.
-But in reality he bent his steps toward the North Quadrangle, where
-the Major’s quarters were, and over the familiar blue crockery window
-boxes full of daffodils, he caught a glimpse of Emmie’s sweet face, not
-pale or bearing marks of secretly shed tears as when he last kissed it,
-but bright-eyed, flushed, and dimpling with laughter as she nodded and
-waved her hand to a departing visitor, who, absorbed in the charming
-vision, glimpsed above the daffodils, collided with and cannoned off
-the Captain.
-
-“Hullo! You, Juxon?”
-
-“Beg pardon, sir,” said Private Juxon, rigidly at the salute. “I ’ope I
-’aven’t ’urt you!” He grinned happily.
-
-“Have you come into a fortune, or inherited a title? You look pretty
-chirpy!” said the Captain.
-
-“Not a bad ’it of ’is by ’arf,” said Private Juxon critically to
-Private Juxon, “about the comin’ into a title. ‘For,’ says she, ‘_the
-greatest gentleman in the land couldn’t ’ave done more--and though I
-can’t accept your offer, I shall always look up to you and respect you
-as the most chivalrousest and honorablest man I ever met_!’ Wot price
-me, after that?”
-
-For, as may be guessed, Private Juxon had proposed, and been rejected.
-Standing very stiff and red and upright on the passage door mat, he had
-confessed his sense of responsibility and explained his views.
-
-“The general run of feelin’ in the regiment bein’ the same, Miss, as
-her own, that I’m bound as a man to keep my promise to Peggy Donohoe,
-whether she’s you or you are ’er. I’ve took the freedom of callin’ to
-say as wot I’m ready,” said Juxon. “An’ the weddin’ was to come off in
-June; but you’ve only got to name an earlier day, Miss, an’ I’ll ’ave
-the banns put up, you not bein’ a Catholic, like Peggy--which I ought
-to call ’er Miss Rufford now, as owing to ’er station, Miss. But if you
-think I’ll ever come short in duty an’ respect to the Major’s daughter,
-because she’s turned out to be only the Sergeant’s, you’re wrong, Miss,
-you’re wrong--upon my bloo----upon my ’tarnal soul!”
-
-And then it was that Emmie Rufford conferred upon Private Juxon the
-title of nobility, which made him a proud man--and unconditionally
-refused his offer, making him a happy one.
-
-She is now married to Captain Gerry Garthside, who yet fulfilled his
-engagement to the Senior Major’s daughter in leading her to the altar.
-For within a week the bubble had burst, topsy-turvydom reigned no more,
-the barracks ceased to seethe like one of its own mess cauldrons, and
-Peggy Donohoe was compelled to relinquish the privilege of calling
-Major Rufford “Papa.” For old Aunt Biddy Kinsella had been discovered
-in the smokiest corner of her grandson’s cottage at Carricknaclee, in
-Aher, by a smart young solicitor’s clerk; and her sworn deposition,
-duly marked with her cross and attested by her parish priest, dispersed
-the clouds of doubt from the Major’s horizon, relieved Sir Alured’s
-moustache from an unusual strain, and proved the deceased Mrs. Donohoe
-to have been the victim of a delusion.
-
-“For ’twas at Buttevant Barracks where the regiment was stationed
-nineteen years ago, an’ me stayin’ on a visit wid me niece, that I saw
-her--Maggie Donohoe--rest her unaisy soul, the misfortnit craythur!--I
-saw her change the children’s clothes wid the two eyes I have in my
-head,” said Aunt Biddy Kinsella, “barrin’ that only wan av thim was
-at the keyhole. ‘Och, murdher!’ sez I, lettin’ a screech an’ flyin’
-in on her--for I had the use av me legs in thim days--‘what have you
-done, woman, asthore?’ ‘Made a lady av little Peggy,’ says she, wid the
-fingers av her hooked like claws ready to fly at me, ‘an’ I dar’ you to
-bethray me.’ ‘Bethray!’ sez I. ‘It’s bethrayed her to the divil, you
-mane--that she’ll be brought up a black Prodesdan’, and not a dacent
-Catholic, as a Donohoe should be by rights.’ ‘Holy Virgin, forgive me!
-Sure, I never thought av that!’ sez herself, and all thrimblin’ we
-undhressed the children an’ changed the clothes again. An’ a day or
-so afther the Major’s baby was waned an’ wint back to uts mother. But
-Maggie Donohoe was niver the same in her mind afther that day. Sit an’
-brood she would, an’ hour by hour; an’ creep out av her own bed an’
-into mine night afther night, and wake me wid her cowld hand upon me
-mouth an’ the whisper in me ear to know had she given little Peggy’s
-sowl to the divil or changed the childhren back afther all! An’ as
-years wint on she kem to a quieter mind, but on her dyin’ bed the ould
-fear and thrimblin’ got hould av her ag’in, an’ she tould Donohoe--not
-what she’d done at all, at all!--but what she wanst had the intintion
-av doin’, but that her heart failed her; an’ so made a fool av the man
-that owned her, as many another woman has done before!”
-
-Thus Aunt Biddy Kinsella, who, having spoken, may be dismissed to her
-smoky corner under the turf thatch, where a greasy parcel reached her
-in the middle of the following June, containing, not an olive branch,
-but a concrete slab of wedding cake, with the joint compliments of Mr.
-and Mrs. Dancey Juxon. For “the general run of feelin’ in the regiment”
-was in favor of Private Juxon’s renewing his matrimonial engagements
-to Peggy Donohoe, now that she had been proved, past all doubt, to be
-herself. And by the last advices received from headquarters it appears
-that Mrs. Lance-Corporal Juxon is acting at this moment as nurse to the
-Garthside baby.
-
-
-
-
-PONSONBY AND THE PANTHERESS
-
-
-I have called this story “Ponsonby and the Pantheress,” because
-Ponsonby’s nocturnal visitor undoubtedly belonged to the genus
-_Carnaria_, species _F. pardus_, the _Pardalis_ of the ancients. The
-whole thing hinges on Ponsonby’s getting a ticket of invitation to a
-mighty dinner given by one of the great City Livery Companies. Had he
-refused the invitation, and stayed at home with Mrs. Ponsonby, it would
-have been better for him--and for her. He would not to-day have been
-a silent, atrabilious man, who goes upon his way in loneliness--that
-mated loneliness which is of all desolate conditions on this earth the
-most desolate--with a vampire gnawing underneath his waistcoat. She
-would not have been a much-wronged, cruelly neglected woman--or the
-other type of sufferer, the woman who has been found out; and for ever
-robbed of that which women hold dearest in life--the power to create
-illusions.
-
-It was a great dinner at that City Hall--a feast both succulent and
-juicy, and upon a scale so prodigious as to put it utterly beyond the
-power of a single-stomached man to do justice thereto. Many of the
-guests had thoughtfully provided themselves with several of these
-necessary organs, but Ponsonby--who had recently sold out of the Army,
-and invested his commission money in business, and settled down with
-Mrs. Ponsonby in a neat little house in Sloane Street--was still
-young, and fairly slim.
-
-The baked meats and confectionery were excellent, and “the drinks”--as
-Betsey Prig might have observed--“was good.” It was revealed to
-Ponsonby that he had absorbed a considerable quantity only by the
-swollen condition of his latchkey when he tried to fit it into the
-door of the little house in Sloane Street. But after a short struggle
-the door opened, and Ponsonby paused a moment on the doorstep to
-take some observations on the weather. It was just one o’clock as
-he looked at his watch in the moonlight. Ponsonby was reminded of
-Indian moons by the lucent brightness of the broad silver orb that
-floated so majestically on the calm bosom of the dark overhead. She
-was getting near her wane, but only notifying it by an exaggerated
-handsomeness, like a professional Society beauty. Ponsonby thought of
-that simile--all by himself--and was proud of it, as he had always been
-a man more celebrated for his moustache than his intellect. He tied a
-knot in his mental pocket handkerchief to remember it by, and, facing
-round to go into the house, was a little disconcerted to find the hall
-door gaping to receive him.
-
-Then he went in, barred and bolted very carefully, and set the spring
-burglar alarum--for once. Ponsonby was unusually careful and deliberate
-in his movements on this particular night. Then he sat down on the hall
-bench and took off his boots. Then he switched off the electric hall
-light. Then he pondered whether he should or should not have just one
-brandy and soda before going to bed--because he had come home so clear
-and calm and cool-headed from that City dinner. Ay or No--and the Ayes
-had it. He went into the dining-room. It had been furnished for the
-Ponsonbys on the best authority; in oak, with Brummagem-Benares brass
-pots and tea trays. The window curtains, and the drapery which hung
-before a deepish recess in the wall to the left of the door as you
-entered, were plush, of that artistic shade of olive-green which is so
-shabby when it is new that you can’t tell when it gets old. The recess
-had originally been intended for a book case; but young married people
-just starting in life never have any books--they are too much bound up
-in each other--and so it had been covered up. You can put things behind
-a covering of this sort which you do not care to expose to the gaze of
-the casual guest--a row of old slippers, or a pile of superannuated
-Army Lists, or a collection of summonses--or the Family Skeleton.
-
-Ponsonby switched on the light, and opened the liquor case with his
-watch-chain key, and got a tumbler and soda siphon from the buffet,
-and lighted a cigar. Then he sat down in an armchair, unbuttoned his
-white waistcoat, loosened his collar, and prepared to be lonelily
-convivial. He thought of his girl-like bride asleep upstairs, with her
-cheek upon her hand, and her gold-brown hair swamping the pillow. It
-says much for the state of Ponsonby’s affections, that while he knew
-the uses of the monthly half pint of peroxide which was an unfailing
-item on the chemist’s bill, he could still be poetical about that tinge
-of gold. But newly married men seldom look into the roots of anything.
-He lifted his glass and drank her health. “To Mamie!” he said, as the
-frisky gas bubbles snapped at his nose. And then he glanced over the
-edge of the tumbler at the curtained recess behind the door. And the
-short hairs of his head rose up and began to promenade. And his teeth
-clicked against the glass he held. For a bolt of ice had shot through
-either ear orifice straight to his brain. In other words--Something had
-laughed--an ugly laugh--behind that drawn curtain.
-
-In another moment it was put aside. A woman came out of the recess that
-had concealed her, and stood before him.
-
-Not to mince matters, she belonged to the class we are content to
-call unfortunate. From her tawdry bonnet to the mud-befouled hem of
-her low-necked silk dress--a preposterous garment, grease-stained and
-ragged, and partly hidden by an opera cloak of sullied whiteness--the
-nature of her profession was written on her from head to foot. She was
-not without beauty, or the archæological traces of what had been it;
-but as she grinned at the astonished man, showing two rows of strong
-square teeth, yellowed with liquor and cigarette smoking, and the
-gathered muscles of her cheeks pushed up her underlids, narrowing her
-fierce, greedy eyes to mere slits, and the hood of her soiled mantle
-fell back from her coarsely dyed hair, she was a thing unlovely. She
-seemed to snuff the air with her broad nostrils, as scenting prey; she
-worked her fingers in their dirty white gloves, as though they were
-armed with talons that longed to tear and rend; and, as she did so,
-Ponsonby was irresistibly reminded of a panther.
-
-Ponsonby had shot panthers in India, and had once been slightly mauled
-by a female specimen. It was an odd coincidence that the old scars on
-his left shoulder and thigh should have begun to burn and throb and
-shoot unpleasantly as the yellow-white fangs of the intruder gleamed
-upon him, framed in by her grinning, painted lips.
-
-But Ponsonby recovered himself after a moment, and asked her, without
-ceremony, how the devil she came there? He was not a particularly
-bright man, but he knew, even as he asked. She had been crouching in
-the shadow under the portico--some of the Sloane Street houses have
-porticoes--when his cab drove up. She had watched him get out. Then,
-when he had been standing with his foolish back to the open door,
-gaping at the moon, the Pantheress had skulked in, with the noiseless,
-cushioned step that distinguishes her race. And now he had to get rid
-of her.
-
-Which was not as easy a task as one might think.
-
-He began by telling her that he was a married man.
-
-“Knew that,” said the Pantheress. “Saw you take off your boots in the
-hall. Saw you drink her health.” She mimicked him. “To Mamie!” And
-laughed again--that unspeakably jarring laugh.
-
-Ponsonby grew irate. He took his courage in both hands and went into
-the hall, where he softly undid the door fastenings. Then he came back,
-and offered to show his visitor out.
-
-She was in the act of pocketing a silver race cup, won by Ponsonby at
-a Pony Hurdle Handicap on the Bombay course in 1890, when Ponsonby
-came back. He caught her wrist and bade her drop it. She gave it up
-sullenly. Then, with a sudden accession of feminine meekness, she said
-she would go--if he would stand her a drink.
-
-It seemed a cheap bargain. The unwitting Ponsonby got out another glass
-from the buffet cupboard, and mixed her a brandy and soda, not too
-weak. She drew a chair--his wife’s chair--to the table, and sat down,
-throwing her dingy cloak from her whitewashed shoulders. She put her
-hand to her head, and drew thence a long steel pin with a blue glass
-head, and took her gaudy bonnet off and threw it on the table. She did
-not hurry over the consumption of the liquid, and Ponsonby began to
-grow impatient. When he hinted this, she asked for a cigar.
-
-He gave her one, and a light. And she drained the last drop in the
-tumbler, and stuck the burning weed between her teeth, with a coarse
-masquerade of masculinity. Ponsonby heaved a sigh of relief.
-
-“Now, my girl, come along--time’s up!” He started for the door.
-
-The Pantheress got up, and leaned against the mantelshelf, smoking. She
-intimated that she had changed her mind--and would remain. Ponsonby
-lost his temper, and threatened ejection by main force.
-
-“Put me out? You daren’t!” rejoined the Pantheress. She added some
-adjectives reflecting upon Ponsonby and the honor of his family--but
-with those we have nothing to do.
-
-Ponsonby’s under jaw came out, and his forehead lowered. He strode
-toward the Pantheress; her sex was not going to plead for that delicate
-piece of femininity, it was evident.
-
-“I daren’t, eh?”
-
-“You daren’t. Because I’d tear, and scratch, and scream, I would--till
-the police came--till your wife woke up and came downstairs to see what
-the row was about. Nice for you, then! Easy for you to explain--with
-_two_ glasses on the table!”
-
-Ponsonby broke into a cool perspiration. He spake in his soul and
-cursed himself for a fool--of all fools the one most thoroughly
-impregnated with foolery. For he saw that he had been trapped. The
-Pantheress rocked upon her hips and laughed, shaking out a coarse aroma
-of patchouli from her shabby garments.
-
-“You had me in and stood me drinks. I can swear to that. My swell toff,
-I think you’d better knock under!”
-
-Ponsonby had to arrive at that conclusion, thinking of his wedded
-happiness and the golden-brown hair scattered on the pillow upstairs.
-He was awed to the pitch of making overtures--of asking the Pantheress
-how much she would take to go?
-
-The Pantheress sprang high. Twenty pounds.
-
-Ponsonby had not as much in the house. With great difficulty, and much
-exercise of eloquence, he got her to bate five. It was necessary that
-she should be brought to forego another five, for all the ready cash he
-could muster did not amount to much more than ten. How to attain this
-desirable end? Ponsonby had a dramatic inspiration.
-
-He had read many novels and seen many plays. In most of these the main
-plot turned upon the ultimate victory of Human Virtue and Truth over
-Vice and Disintegrity. In these books or dramas Vice was generally
-personified by an adventuress--a brazen, defiant person, who had made
-up her mind to ruin somebody or another; and Virtue, by an innocent
-girl or pure young wife, who pleaded until the hardened heart was
-melted, the fierce eyes moistened by an unaccustomed tear--until, in
-short, the naughty woman abandoned her unhallowed purpose and left the
-nice one mistress of the field. The theory is an admirable one in a
-book or in a play, but in real life it does not hold good. Ponsonby has
-since learned this; but at that time he was youngish and inexperienced.
-
-He would weave a net, with those golden-brown tresses upstairs, in
-which to catch the Pantheress. He begged her to listen, and told
-his story quite prettily. He explained how, three years before, his
-regiment having newly returned from India, he had met at a certain
-South Coast resort, separated by a mile or two of arid common from
-a great dockyard town, a lovely girl. She was a friendless orphan,
-the daughter of a clergyman, had been a governess, had broken down
-in health, and, with the last remnant of her little savings, taken a
-humble lodging near the sea, in order to benefit by the ozone. How she
-had found, during her innocent strolls on the beach, not only that
-health of which she had been in search, but a husband. And, finally,
-how every fiber of her soul, being naturally bound up in that husband,
-and her present state of health delicate, the infliction of such a blow
-as the Pantheress contemplated striking might not only strike at the
-roots of love, but of life.
-
-With which peroration counsel concluded, not wholly dissatisfied
-with himself. He wiped his brow, and sent a hopeful glance at the
-Pantheress. Her features had not softened, nor was her eye dimmed. Her
-lips twitched, certainly, but the convulsive movement was merely the
-herald of a yawn.
-
-“You’re a good one to jaw!” she said, when he had finished. “Come, I’ll
-not be hard on you. How much have you got?”
-
-He named the amount.
-
-“Hand out!” the Pantheress bade him.
-
-He would give her half the sum then and there, Ponsonby said, with a
-gleam of strategic cunning, and the other half when she was fairly
-outside the hall-door--not before.
-
-The Pantheress nodded, and clutched the first installment from his
-hand greedily, and caught her dirty bonnet from the table and threw it
-on her head. “No larks!” she said warningly--“come on!” and moved to
-the room door, where she paused. “Ain’t you got manners enough to open
-it for a lady?” she remarked in an aggrieved tone. Ponsonby, hastily
-restoring the tell-tale second glass to the sideboard, sprang forward
-and grasped the handle--and dropped it as though it had been red-hot,
-for he had caught the sound of footsteps--light, regular, measured
-footsteps--descending the stairs. He could not utter a word. He turned
-a white face and glaring eyes upon the Pantheress. And the steps came
-nearer. As the dining-room door opened, he fell back, helplessly,
-behind it. The wall seemed to open and swallow him--thick, suffocating
-folds fell before his face; he had backed into the curtained recess
-whence the Pantheress had emerged thirty fateful minutes previously.
-Through a three-cornered rent in the stuff, just the height of his eye
-from the ground, and through which that beast of prey had probably
-watched him, he looked--and saw his wife!
-
-She wore a loose white wrapping gown; her hair--the hair--hung in waves
-about her shoulders. Barring the bedroom candle she carried, and losing
-sight of her prosaic nineteenth-century surroundings, she resembled one
-of Burne Jones’s angels. But her calm expression changed, and her voice
-was tuned to a key of unangelic indignation, as her glance lighted on
-the painted, brazen Defiance, erect and bristling, before her.
-
-“You ... a woman, what do you want? How did you?--how dared you come
-here?”
-
-The Pantheress was about, in answer, to launch the first of an
-elaborate flight of insults, couched in the easy vernacular of
-Leicester Square, when she stopped short. Her thick lips rolled back
-from her gleaming fangs in a triumphant grin. She bent forward, with
-her hands upon her thighs, and made a close inspection of the face of
-Ponsonby’s wife.
-
-“_What! Luce?_”...
-
-The other recoiled, with a slight cry. And Ponsonby, in his retirement,
-was conscious of a deadly qualm--for Mrs. Ponsonby’s Christian name
-was Lucy! When he opened his shut eyes and peeped through the rent
-again, it was only to receive a fresh shock--for Mrs. Ponsonby and the
-Pantheress were sitting, one on either side of the table, chatting like
-old friends.
-
-“Luck was poor,” the Pantheress was saying, “and me low down in my
-spirits. So when I found the door of a swell house like this open,
-‘I’ll pop in,’ says I to myself, ‘and look about for a snack of
-something and a drop to drink, and then make off if I can, clear,
-or else go to quod--like a lady.’ And I did pop in--and I did look
-about--and the first thing that turns up is--you! On a smooth lay,
-ain’t you? Always a daring one, you were. A clergyman’s daughter, and
-an orphan! We’ve most of us been clergymen’s daughters and orphans
-in our time, but not a girl of us ever looked it more than you. And
-you’re married! Ha! ha! With a swell church service, and singin’, and a
-Continental tour to give the orphan a little change of scenery. She’d
-seen so little in her time, the poor dear! Lord! I shall die of it!”
-
-The woman rocked with silent laughter. It seemed to the man behind
-the curtain that her eyes, across his wife’s shoulder, glared full
-into his--that her coarse jeers were leveled at him. He could not
-have uttered a sound, or stirred a finger, for the dear life. A kind
-of catalepsy had possessed him. But he saw them drink together, and
-heard them talk ... turning over with conversational pitchforks the
-unspeakable horrors of the dunghill whence his white butterfly had
-taken wing.... Ponsonby had never been an imaginative man, but that
-midnight conference wrought his sensibilities to such a pitch that,
-leaning against the wall in the corner of the curtained recess, he
-quietly fainted.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He came back to consciousness in darkness through which struggled no
-gleam of light. He did not know where he was until he staggered out
-from behind the stifling draperies and switched on the light with
-shaking hands. Then he found himself in his own dining-room. There were
-no glasses on the table--the spring bar of the liquor stand was in its
-place, the brandy decanter was, as he remembered to have left it, half
-full. He found his candle on the sideboard and lighted it, and went
-into the hall. The hall-door was barred and bolted.
-
-“Thank God, I _have_ been dreaming!” said Ponsonby, and went upstairs.
-
-There she lay--a breathing picture of reposeful innocence--fast asleep.
-Ponsonby stooped and kissed the hair that flooded her pillow and
-invaded his own, and silently swore by all his deities that he would
-never go to another City dinner as long as he lived. Before he crept
-into bed he knelt down--a thing he had not done since he was a boy--and
-said awkwardly, “O God, I’m glad it was a dream! Thank you!”
-
-He slept the sleep of the weary, and rose, not a giant, it is true,
-but very much refreshed. He dandered down to the breakfast table in
-a leisurely way, humming a tune. As he shook out his newspaper, the
-absurdity and improbability of his recent vision struck him for the
-first time; he laughed until he ached. Then he dropped his newspaper,
-and stooped to pick it up. Something bright that lay upon the carpet
-under the table attracted his notice. The man put forth his hand and
-took it, and his ruddy morning face underwent a strange and ghastly
-alteration. For the thing was a long steel bonnet pin, with a vulgar
-blue glass head! Men have died suddenly of pin pricks before now.
-
-But Ponsonby’s tortures are lingering. He is alive still, and she
-is still Mrs. Ponsonby. He has never spoken--the Secret of the Blue
-Glass Pin is hidden from the woman who walks Life’s path with him. But
-sometimes she is haunted by a dreadful Doubt, and at all times he is
-bestridden by an overwhelming Certainty.
-
-
-
-
-A FAT GIRL’S LOVE STORY
-
-IN THREE PARTS
-
-
-I
-
-The first thing I remember being told is that I was a Parksop, and the
-second that it was worth while living, if only to have that name. Some
-years after, it dawned upon me that we had got very little else.
-
-Father was a landed proprietor upon a reduced scale, and a parent on a
-large one. There were twelve of us, counting Prenderby, who had passed
-into the Army a few years previously, and passed out of it later on
-at the unanimous request of his superior officers. Father cut him off
-with a shilling--which he forgot to send him--and sternly forbade him
-to bear the name of Parksop any more. He has done well since, and
-attributes his rise in life entirely to that deprivation. Nobody ever
-writes to Prenderby except Charlotte.
-
-If an abnormally fat girl could possibly be the heroine of a romantic
-love story, Charlotte--“Podge,” as she has been nicknamed ever since I
-can remember--would stand in that relation to this narrative. But, you
-know, such a thing isn’t possible. If it had been, Belle, who comes
-in between Podge and Prenderby, and is the acknowledged beauty of the
-family, having all the hereditary Parksop points besides several of her
-own, nobody would have wondered.
-
-How did the story begin? With Roderick and me--coming home to spend a
-vacation. It was likely to be a pretty long one, for the Head of the
-School had behaved in a most ungentlemanly way, showing absolutely
-crass insensibility, as father said, to the advantage of having one of
-the best names in England on his school list, while it remained written
-at the bottom of a check for fifty-nine pounds, odd shillings, and
-half-pence, marked by a groveling-spirited bank cashier “No Assets.”
-
-You may guess Roddy and me didn’t grumble much--the Parksops have never
-been strong in grammar and orthography, so I’m not going to apologize
-for a slip here and there--didn’t grumble much at hearing that we were
-to stay at home for the present, and be “brought on” by the curate in
-Euclid and Latin and Greek, and all the rest of the rot. He wouldn’t
-strike for wages, father knew, because for one thing he was very modest
-and shy, and for another he was spoons on Belle. If he wasn’t, why was
-he always glaring at our pew in church? And for the same reason we
-shouldn’t be overworked--a thing the most reckless boys acknowledge
-to be bad for them. So the morning after our return we went down to
-breakfast feeling as jolly as could be.
-
-Father shook hands with us in his lofty way. We could see that he was
-deeply indignant with the Head from the way in which his aquiline
-nose hooked itself when we gave him a letter we’d brought with us. We
-almost wished we had torn it up, because, having made up our minds to
-go fishing that morning, we had meant to ask him for the key of the
-old boat house by the pond, where the punt was kept, which key, with a
-disregard of opportunity quite unnatural, as Roddy said--in a man with
-so large a family--he always kept hidden away.
-
-Belle gave us two fingers to shake and her ear to kiss, and the others,
-as many as were allowed to breakfast with the elders, crowded round,
-and then Podge came bouncing in and hugged us for everybody. We didn’t
-care about the hugging, because it was such a smothering business, like
-sinking into a sea of eiderdown, Roddy used to say, who was imaginative
-for a Parksop. And here, as it’s usual to describe a heroine--though I
-don’t acknowledge her for one, you know--it would be best to describe
-Podge a little.
-
-It describes her kind of temper pretty well to say that she didn’t
-mind being called Podge--even before strangers. The name describes her
-exactly. You couldn’t tone it down and call her plump; she was simply
-one of the fattest girls you ever saw. Her large face was rosy, and
-usually beamed, as people say in books, with smiles and good temper.
-Her hair was black, and done up in the way that took the least time,
-and her eyes were black and bright, and would have been big if her face
-had been a little less moonlike. She had little dumpy hands and little
-dumpy feet, rather pretty--in fact, the only family landmarks, as Belle
-said, that had not been effaced by the rising tide of fat. In a regular
-story there is always something about the heroine’s waist: not that I
-give in to Podge being--you know! I suppose she had a waist; at least,
-it was possible to tell where her frock bodies left off and her skirts
-began--then. It isn’t now! The frocks were always old, because whenever
-Podge had a new one she gave it to Belle, and you couldn’t deny that
-Belle did them more justice. Then, she had a nice kind of voice,
-though the Parksop drawl had been left out of it, and I think that’s
-all--except that, considering her beam, she moved about lightly, and
-that she always sat down like a collapsing feather bed and got up like
-an expanding balloon.
-
-Breakfast didn’t make the school commons look very foolish. There
-wasn’t much difference, except that the coffee wasn’t so groundy.
-Father had his little dish of something special--kidneys, this
-time--and Roddy, sitting at his right hand--we were treated as guests
-the first day at home--dived in under his elbow when he was deep in
-his coffee cup and harpooned half a one. Of course, he had to bolt it
-before father came to the surface, and Podge was dreadfully anxious,
-seeing him so purple in the face, lest he should choke.
-
-I did as well as I could with my rasher of bacon and hers, and I
-remember her whispering to me, just before Nuddles came in with the
-Squire’s card, that the housekeeping money had been lately more limited
-than ever. And as I looked across the table, out at the window, and
-over the green, rolling Surrey landscape--all Parksop property in our
-ancestors’ times--and remembered that such a small slice of it was
-left to be divided between such a lot of us, it did occur to me that
-it would have been better if they--meaning the ancestors--had been a
-little less Parksopian in the way of not being able to keep what they
-had got. Then Nuddles, the butler, came in with Squire Braddlebury’s
-card, and the curtain drew up--we had had a performance of one of the
-plays of Terence that very half year, and I had done the part of a dumb
-slave to everybody’s admiration--and the curtain drew up on what would
-have been “Podge’s Romance,” if Podge had only been thinner.
-
-
-II
-
-Father broke up the breakfast party with getting up and going out.
-As a rule nobody dared push back his or her chair until _he_ had
-finished, and when he took it into his head to read one of the leaders
-in the _Times_ aloud to us, we had to make up our minds to spend the
-afternoon. But as a rule he went to the library as soon as he’d done,
-and worked until lunch. He usually worked leaning back in his armchair,
-with his feet on a footstool, and a silk handkerchief thrown over his
-head. He went to the library now, to meet the Squire, whose gruff
-“Good-morning” Roddy and I heard as father opened the door. He didn’t
-quite shut it afterward, and as Roddy and I stood by the hall table,
-carefully sewing up the sleeves of the Squire’s covert coat--for Podge
-had given us each a neat pocket needle-and-thread case, to teach us to
-be tidy, she said, and a taste for practical joking isn’t incompatible
-with lofty lineage--we couldn’t help hearing some of the conversation.
-
-It was most of it on the Squire’s side, and the words “title deeds,”
-“unentailed,” and “mortgage” occurred over and over again. Then
-“unpaid,” “due notice,” “neglected,” and, finally, “foreclosure.”
-Perhaps it was father’s giving a hollow groan at this, and being
-seen by me through the crack of the library door to tear his hair,
-beautifully white, without tearing any of it out, that made me listen.
-At any rate, I left Roddy busy with the coat, and--any other boy, even
-a Parksop by birth, would have done as much under the circumstances.
-
-Well, I made out that Squire Braddlebury had got father on toast. It
-became quite plain to me, boy as I was, that he could, whenever he
-chose, strip us of the last remaining hundreds of our old acres, and
-send us, generally, packing to Old Gooseberry--with a word. Then he
-asked father why he thought he didn’t say the word then and there? and
-father said something about respect for ancient title and hereditary
-something or other; and Squire Braddlebury, who had made his vulgar
-money in trade, said ancient title and hereditary something or other
-might be dee’d. And then----
-
-“I’ll tell you why, Parksop,” he blustered. “It’s because of your
-girl! When you came to me for money to waste on your gobbling, selfish
-old self, caring, not you, not one snap whether your family went bare
-for the rest o’ their lives, so long as you got what you wanted for
-the rest of yours, I lent you the cash on your title deeds, signed by
-Edward Plantagenet--and more fool he to waste good land on you! I lent
-you the cash, I say, because I knew you’d not come up to the mark when
-pay day came, and I wanted your girl. What’s that you say? Belle! Not
-if I know it! Sandy hair and aquiline profiles don’t agree with me.
-I mean Miss Charlotte. She’s a fine, full figure of a woman; she’s a
-good ’un, too! Don’t I know how she keeps your house a-going? Don’t I
-know how she makes and mends, plans and contrives, teaches the children
-when your foreign governesses take French leave, because they can’t get
-their wages out of you, Parksop, and does the Lord knows what besides!
-I shouldn’t have spoken so soon, but another fellow’s got his eye on
-her--Noel, the parson--you know who I mean. I believe they’re secretly
-engaged, or something.”
-
-“Gracious Heavens!” cried father.
-
-“If they are,” growled the Squire, “it don’t matter. We’ll soon put the
-curate to the right-about, and on the day I take her to church you’ll
-get your title deeds back. You’re reasonable, I see. It’s a bargain.
-So go and fetch her, Parksop; go and fetch her.”
-
-There was a scroop and shriek of overstrained springs and tortured
-leather. The Squire had thrown himself into father’s armchair. I had
-only time to drag Roddy behind the green baize door that shuts off the
-servants’ wing from the rest of the house, when father came out of the
-library.
-
-
-III
-
-The whole house was topsy-turvy. The secret of the mortgage was out,
-for one thing. Everybody knew that the Squire had proposed to Podge,
-that Podge had said “No” to him, in spite of father’s dignified
-commands, and that the Squire had rushed out of the house, foaming at
-the mouth, with his coat half on and half off, stormed his way round to
-the stables, where he saddled his horse himself, and galloped homeward,
-scattering objurgations, threats, and imprecations right and left.
-
-“Stuck-up paupers! Make Parksop know better! Sell ’em up, stick and
-stone! Prefer d--d curate to me, Thomas Braddlebury! Fool! Must be
-crazy!”
-
-Roddy and I and everybody else agreed with him, except Podge. She was
-regularly downright obstinate. She had given in to all of us all her
-life, and now, just when her giving in meant so much, she wouldn’t.
-What was the good of beginning, we asked, if she didn’t intend to go
-on? We were very severe with her, because she deserved it. Falling
-in love at her size--like a milkmaid--and with an elderly curate--an
-old-young man, with shabby clothes and a stoop! Belle had put up with
-his staring at our pew when he read the Litany on Sundays, but now
-that she was quite sure he hadn’t been doing it because of her, she
-regarded it as an unpardonable insult. She stirred up father to write
-to the Rector demanding Mr. Noel’s instant dismissal, and the Rector
-sent back an old, unsettled claim for tithe money, and referred father
-to the Bishop of the diocese.
-
-Meanwhile, Podge was the victim of love. It was really funny. She cried
-quarts at night, according to Belle. Her red nose and swollen eyes made
-her funnier still. And old Noel stooped more going about his parish
-work. He was a gentleman--that was one thing to be said for him--and if
-two perfectly healthy lives had not stood between him and the title,
-he’d have been a baronet, with a rent roll worth having, the Rector’s
-wife said.
-
-They say dropping wears away a stone. We dropped on Podge from morning
-till night, and she gave in at last. She put on her hat and trotted
-down to the Rectory--waddled would be the best word. She saw Noel, and
-had it out _vivâ voce_. She’d tried to do it by letter--Belle found a
-torn-up note of dismissal in her room, beginning “My lost Darling.” We
-yelled over the notion of old Noel being Podge’s lost darling; almost
-before we’d done yelling she was back again, and had smothered the
-little ones all round, and gone to the library with a flag of truce--a
-wet pocket handkerchief--to announce the capitulation to father. She
-spoke to me afterward, looked appealing, as if she wanted to be praised
-for doing a simple thing like that for her family! I didn’t praise her,
-and Roddy gave her even less encouragement.
-
-The Squire was sent for by special messenger, and came without
-hurrying. He said he was glad she’d come to her senses and showed a
-proper appreciation of the gifts Providence had placed within her
-reach. He brought a diamond engagement ring, which wouldn’t go on the
-proper finger. We laughed again at that; we were always laughing in
-those days. And he gave father one of the title deeds back, and stayed
-to dinner, and had a little music in the drawing-room afterward, and
-kissed Podge when he went away, at which Roddy and I and Belle nearly
-went into convulsions, and in a little time the wedding day was fixed.
-
-As it came near, Podge didn’t get any thinner. She ate her dinner just
-as usual, and smothered the children a good deal. She was to have half
-a dozen or so of them to live with her; she stipulated for that, and
-the Squire grinned and scowled and said, “All right, for the present!”
-He turned out to be quite generous, and tipped us sovereigns and Belle
-jewelry and new frocks, and she said every time she tried them on
-that she had quite come to regard him as a relative. Everybody had
-except Podge, and I dare say if you’d asked her she’d have said she
-was the person whose opinion mattered most. You never know how selfish
-unselfish people can be till they’re tried! It’s true the Squire was
-awfully ugly and as rough as a bear, and a little too fond of drinks
-that made his temper uncertain and his legs unsteady. But he had done a
-great deal for the family, and women can’t expect us men to be angels.
-
-Podge was a little too quiet as the wedding drew near. You know,
-there’s no fun in pinning a cockchafer that doesn’t spin round lively.
-The presents came in and the invitations went out, the breakfast was
-planned, the cake came from London, with heaps of other things; but she
-kept quiet. The night before the wedding it rained. Somebody wanted her
-for one of the thousand things people were always wanting her for, and
-she couldn’t be found. She stayed out so long that father sent word
-to the stablemen and gardeners to take torches and drag the pond. Of
-course, he was anxious, for you can’t have a wedding without a bride.
-But why the pond? A thin girl might have tried that without seeming
-ridiculous, but not a fat one, and Podge couldn’t have sunk if she’d
-tried! She came in at last among us, looking very queer, and wet to the
-skin, with only a thin cloak on over her evening dress. She said she’d
-been to the churchyard, to mother’s grave, praying that we might be
-forgiven. She laughed the next moment, catching a glimpse of her own
-droll figure in the drawing-room glass.
-
-Next day was the wedding day. Everybody had new clothes, and the
-bridesmaids’ lockets had the initials of Podge and the Squire, “C” and
-“R,” in diamonds. Roddy and I had pins to match--Hunt and Roskell’s. I
-forget how many yards of white satin went into Podge’s wedding gown,
-but it measured thirty-eight inches round the waist--no larks. She
-cried all the way going to church, so that father was nearly washed out
-of the brougham.
-
-How did the wedding go off? It never came off at all! There were the
-county people in the smart clothes they’d taken the shine off in
-London; there were the school children, with washed faces and clean
-pinafores, and baskets of rose leaves all ready to strew on the path of
-the happy pair. There were the decorations, palms and lilies, as if the
-occasion had been a kind of martyr’s festival; and there was the Bishop
-at the altar rails, with the Rector, waiting to tie the knot; and the
-Squire, in a blue frock-coat, buff waistcoat, and shepherd’s plaid
-trousers, with a whole magnolia in his buttonhole, waiting for Podge.
-
-Father tried to lead her up the aisle, but it was too narrow, so he
-walked behind. Just as she put her foot on the chancel step, out comes
-old Noel out of the vestry, to everybody’s surprise, looking flushed
-and excited. He said something I didn’t hear, and then Podge calls
-out, “Oh, I can’t! Have mercy!” or something like that, and surged down
-with a flop, like the sound a big wave makes dashing into a cave’s
-mouth, on the red and white tiles. Old Noel ran to lift her up, but
-couldn’t do it. The Squire called out, “D---- you! Let my wife alone!”
-And the Bishop rebuked him for swearing in a sacred edifice. Then
-father and the Squire and old Noel hoisted Podge up--for two of ’em
-weren’t strong enough--and tottered with her into the vestry.
-
-What happened? I got in, and so I know all about it. We sprinkled
-Podge with water, and set fire to a feather duster and held it under
-her nose, and she came to, with her hair down, and her wreath and veil
-hanging by one hairpin. And old Noel bent over her, and said, “Dearest
-Charlotte, there is no need for the sacrifice now!” And he pulled a
-newspaper out of his pocket and handed it to father, who said, “What!
-what! how dare you, man?” and then dropped his eye on a paragraph
-marked in red ink, and said in the best Parksop manner, “I really beg
-your pardon, Sir Clement! Your uncle and his son both drowned yachting
-in the Mediterranean? Most deplorable! but really affords you no excuse
-for--ah--interrupting a solemn ceremony in so extraordinary a manner.”
-And then he and old--I mean Sir Clement Noel--had a few confidential
-words in a corner, and I heard old--I mean the Baronet--say, “On my
-word and honor, a sacred pledge!” And father astounded everybody by
-turning on the Squire, and telling him in the most gentlemanly way to
-go about his business, which he did, swearing awfully, while Podge was
-crying for joy, and Sir Noel comforting her with his arm round her
-waist--I mean as far as it would go.
-
-That happened three years ago, and Podge and Sir Clement Noel have
-been married three years all but a week. We all live with Podge and
-her husband--I don’t think they’ve ever been alone together for a day
-since their honeymoon. Father is very fond of Charlotte now, and says
-the baby is a real Parksop. That always makes Sir Clement Noel wild--I
-can’t think why.
-
-I’ve often thought since, after seeing what they call a domestic drama,
-that what happened to Podge and Noel might have happened to the hero
-and heroine of one. Only, a hero never has gray hair and a stoop, and
-there never yet was a heroine who measured as much as thirty-eight
-inches round the waist. It’s impossible!
-
-
-
-
-IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION
-
-
-The balloon ascended from the Chiswick Gasworks at twelve-thirty, amid
-the thin cheers of an outer fringe of Works _employés_ and an inner
-circle composed of members of the Imperial Air Club, who had motored
-down expressly for the start. It was by courtesy a summer day, a June
-gale having blown itself out over night, a June frost having nipped
-vegetation over morn. Now there was not a breath of wind, and the
-sky vault arching over London and the suburbs was of purplish-gray,
-through which a broad ray of white-hot sunshine pierced slantingly with
-weird effect as the order “Hands off!” was given, and the _Beata_,
-of forty-five thousand cubic feet, owner Captain the Honorable H.
-Maudslay-Berrish, of the I. A. C., soared rapidly upward.
-
-Hitherto Maudslay-Berrish, occupied with the thousand cares devolving
-on the aeronaut, had not looked directly at either of his traveling
-companions. These were his wife’s friend and his wife. We all remember
-the sumptuous Miss Fennis, of the Hyperion and other West End comedy
-theaters. Many of the masculine readers of this truthful record
-have laid offerings of hot-house flowers, jewelry, sweetmeats, and
-settlements, at those high-arched insteps in their pre-nuptial days,
-and not all have had cause to mourn the rejection of the same. But
-Maudslay-Berrish, son of a philanthropic Nonconformist peer, to whom
-the theater is the antechamber to the Pit, married her, and, as too
-far south is north, the men of his set thenceforth tacked on “Poor
-chap!” or “Poor beggar!” to the mention of his name, when another stage
-triumph of his gifted wife, who did not resign her profession, was
-recorded in the newspapers.
-
-The friend of Mrs. Maudslay-Berrish, whom we may know as “Teddy,”
-gasped one or two private gasps as the _Beata_ shot up to an altitude
-of three thousand feet, and Chiswick Gasworks fell away underneath
-her into a tinted relief map of West London, and then was buried
-under a sea of swirling dun-gray vapors. The hoot of a motor-car--the
-needle-sharp screech of a railway locomotive--were the last sounds
-to reach the ears of the _Beata’s_ three passengers. Then the sounds
-of Earth sank into the silence of Eternity. And the soul of Mrs.
-Maudslay-Berrish’s friend felt very thin and small, knowing itself
-adrift upon that tideless sea. The wicker car seemed also small--small
-to unsafeness--and the ropes as frail as the strands of a spider web.
-Cautiously Teddy put forth his immaculately gloved hand and touched
-one. Madness, to have trusted limb and life to things like these.
-Madness, to have left the good solid ground, where there were clubs
-and comfort and other men to keep you from feeling alone--for Teddy
-realized with vivid clearness that in this particular moment and at
-this particular point Mrs. Maudslay-Berrish counted for nothing. He
-even forgot to look to see if she was there. But she was there, and
-looking at him across her husband’s back. For Maudslay-Berrish was in
-the middle of the oblong basket, and he was leaning over, peering down
-into the swirling gray sea below, his folded arms upon the wicker car
-edge, his chin upon them.
-
-As matter of fact, he did not wish his wife and her friend to see how
-heartily he was laughing. When you have set a trap for two beings whom
-you hate with an intensity beyond all the range of human expression,
-and waited patiently for years--it had taken him, Maudslay-Berrish,
-just three years to qualify as a member of the Air Club--to see them
-fall into it, you laugh when it happens. And if they chance to see your
-face while you are doing it, it makes them feel uncomfortable.... And
-when they know!... The purple veins swelled upon his narrow forehead
-under the leather peak of his Club cap. His muscles cracked, his
-shoulders heaved with that hidden, terrible, convulsive laughter.
-
-“Harwood,” cried his wife, her strong voice ringing loud in the thin,
-untainted air, “what is the matter? Is anything wrong?”
-
-“The balloon is not leaking, the valve is in proper order, there is
-plenty of ballast on board, the car is sound, the ropes are new and
-have been tested,” said Maudslay-Berrish. “There is scarcely a breath
-of wind to move us, and yet something _is_ wrong. What are you trying
-to ask me, Beryl ... whether we are in danger? At the risk of spoiling
-your evident enjoyment of your first ascent, I answer ‘Yes!’”
-
-Then he straightened his bowed figure and turned so as to face the
-wife who had betrayed him so often, and Teddy, her friend. She, Beryl,
-looked at him with wild eyes set in a face suddenly grown sharp and
-thin. She clenched her gloved left hand upon a rope of the car, and the
-splitting of the glove back revealed her wedding ring and its keeper
-of sparkling diamonds. At the sight of that consecrated symbol another
-gust of mad laughter seized Maudslay-Berrish, and the tears poured down
-his purple face, and he roared and roared again, until every fiber of
-the car vibrated with his ugly merriment.
-
-“For God’s sake, Berrish, don’t laugh like that!” shrieked Teddy,
-blue-white and gibbering. “Are you mad, or what?”
-
-“Were you sane, you infernal fool--you two infernal fools--when you
-got into this car with the man whom you have outraged?” shrieked
-Maudslay-Berrish. “Haven’t you dragged my good name in the mud, made
-me a by-word and a laughing-stock, a mockery even to myself--even to
-myself, in the last five years! Why, you d---- ----” (he called Mrs.
-Maudslay-Berrish an unlovely name) “my very servants sneer at me, the
-people at the theater grin when I come loafin’ round behind the scenes.
-They’re quite aware of what I’ve swallowed without gaggin’. They know
-I’ve lived on your money when I’d got through my own, quite fly as
-to where most of it came from”--he pointed a shaking finger at the
-stricken Teddy--“and as downy as you pleased. Teddy, old chap, I’ve
-_called_ that blue-gilled funker there, and half a dozen like him.
-Well, Teddy, old chap, say your prayers quick, for you’re going to die
-suddenly!”
-
-The woman and her lover knew now what their late dupe and butt meant
-to do. He had the ripping cord half-hitched about his left wrist--the
-ripping cord, a sharp tug at which will, when a balloon is dangerously
-dragged during a descent, take an entire panel out of the envelope
-in two seconds, immediately deflating the bag. And in his right hand
-Maudslay-Berrish manipulated a neat little revolver.
-
-Certainly he played the star part in the drama, and held the audience
-breathless. Half of the audience, that is, for Teddy, old chap, was at
-his prayers. Down on his knees at the bottom of the car, his gloved
-hands rigidly clasped, his handsome, weak face turned up to the
-sustaining ball of gas that hovered in its imprisoning net above,
-between him and the Illimitable Void, he cowered and slavered. In
-pleading for Heaven’s mercy upon a miserable sinner, he set forth
-that his Eve had tempted him; he asked for time to make up, another
-chance, a year, six months, a week only of sweet life. Hearing him, Eve
-herself grew sick with contempt of his infinite littleness, and even
-Maudslay-Berrish half turned away his eyes.
-
-“Why don’t _you_ pray?” he said, sneeringly, to his wife. “Why don’t
-_you_ grovel like that thing you have kissed?”
-
-Miss Fennis, of the Hyperion, would have held an audience mute and
-breathless by the quiet scorn conveyed in Mrs. Maudslay-Berrish’s look
-and tone.
-
-“I dare say when you have done what you are going to do, I shall wake
-up in Hell,” she said; “and I believe I shall have earned it!”
-
-Teddy, still spinning out the smeared records of his Past, was now
-prostrate and bathed in tears.
-
-“If I doubted the existence of such a place before, I do not now. For I
-have loved that man”--she bit her white underlip sharply--“and I have
-seen and heard him. Henceforth there can be nothing worse to bear, here
-or hereafter. Why do you delay? Pull the cord and have done with it, or
-I shall say _you_ are afraid!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The _Beata_ came sailing gently down upon a delightful green expanse
-of turf at Aldershot--the tennis ground, in fact, of a dandy Cavalry
-Regiment. The anchor dropped and caught in a pollard oak; a dozen
-delightfully pink lieutenants in correct flannels assisted the
-handsome Miss Fennis, of the West End theaters, to alight from the
-basket. Maudslay-Berrish, calm and imperturbable as usual, followed.
-In the midst of congratulations and offers of luncheon, a lieutenant
-exclaimed:
-
-“Great Scott! Why didn’t you say you’d another passenger in the car?
-Here’s a man lying in a dead faint at the bottom of it!”
-
-And they brought out Teddy, very white and limp, and gave him brandy.
-
-“Heart weak, what?” said the lieutenant who had exclaimed.
-
-“He has certainly had some--cardiac trouble,” returned Maudslay-Berrish
-placidly; “but I think he will be less liable to the--ahem!--the
-weakness after this little trip of ours together in the Fourth
-Dimension.”
-
-And he smiled as he lighted a very large cigar.
-
-
-
-
-THE GEWGAW
-
-
-The iron doors of the auction-room were closed tightly as the valves
-of an oyster shell; the forward rush of a smartly attired throng
-awaited their rolling back in the polished steel grooves. It was
-to be a woman’s field day; the contents of a notable jewel casket
-were to be dispersed under the hammer. And the _bonne-mouche_ of the
-occasion--a superb blue diamond of sixty-five carats, a gem worthy to
-rank among the historic stones of the world, fit to be counted among
-the treasures of a Sultan or to blaze upon the bosom of an Empress--was
-discussed by watering mouths. Some of them were old and some of them
-were young, but all were tinted with the newest shade in lip bloom,
-and all wore the same expression of almost sensual desire. Paradise
-plumes fought together as wonderfully hatted heads bent and swayed
-and nodded in animated discussion. The stone had brought a hundred
-thousand louis and the Grand Monarque’s own patent of nobility to the
-Portuguese adventurer who had stolen it from a Hindu temple midway
-in the seventeenth century. It had gleamed between the wicked, white
-breasts of the Duchesse de Berry, the shameless daughter of the Régent
-d’Orleans, at that final supper on the Terrace of Meudon. It had been
-seized by the Revolutionists in the stormy days of 1792, and had
-mysteriously vanished from the Garde Meuble, to reappear in the taloned
-clutches of a London money lender and gem dealer, notorious as a rogue
-among the spendthrift fine gentlemen of White’s and Crockford’s. And
-it had been bought by a big banker, and bid for by a Tsar, and sold to
-a great Tory nobleman, and left as an heirloom, and given to an Italian
-opera singer, and got back by arbitration and made a ward in Chancery,
-and sold in Paris by sanction of the Court; and now the woman who had
-bought and owned and worn it--sometimes as the swinging central stone
-of a tiara, at other times as the pendant to a matchless collar of
-black pearls--was dead, and Briscoe’s famous auction-room, which is the
-chief clearing-place of the world, was about to witness a new record in
-progressive bidding.
-
-The live women who had known and envied the dead owner of the blue
-diamond clustered thick about the iron doors, and loaded the atmosphere
-of the crowded place with their perfumes, and chattered like the
-inmates of the parrot house at the Zoological Gardens. Not one of them
-but would have given her soul in exchange for even a lesser jewel if
-Satan had appeared at her elbow and suggested the exchange. He did
-come to one of them. She was a pretty woman, still almost young; she
-was beautifully dressed in painted silken muslin, and wore a whole
-king bird of Paradise in her Paris hat. The bronze-gold wires of
-the wonderful tail, tipped with vivid emerald at the ends, curved
-and sprang about the wearer’s well-waved and well-dressed head like
-living snakes of incredible slenderness. The rich red plumage of the
-dead creature’s head and throat gleamed like rubies; the delicate
-feather tufts that sprang from beneath the wings quivered with her
-every movement; the orange bill held a seed, cunningly placed; the
-cobalt-blue legs were perched upon a rose stem. To insure such
-beauty in the plumage the skin must be torn from the living bird.
-Any woman might be happy in possessing such a hat; but this one was
-miserable.... She wanted the big blue diamond.... And this urbane,
-polished person, elegantly attired, had told her that, if she chose, it
-might be hers in exchange for a possession only half believed in--to
-wit, the woman’s soul--disposed of to a personage held, until that
-psychological moment, to be non-existent.
-
-This was not the devil of St. Dunstan, with horns and a tail, or
-the cloaked and ribald wine seller of St. Anthony, or the lubberly
-fiend of Luther, or the clawed and scaly tempter of Bunyan. Nor
-did this personage bear the least resemblance to the swaggering,
-scarlet-and-black, sinister Mephistopheles of Goethe, as represented
-by the late Sir Henry Irving--upon whom be the Peace of Heaven!--but
-the woman entertained no doubt that it was the very devil himself. In
-this urbane and polished gentleman in the light gray, tight-waisted
-frock-coat and trousers of Bond Street cut, from beneath whose snowy,
-polished double collar flowed a voluminous cascade of pearl-colored
-cravat pinned with a small but perfect pigeon’s-blood ruby; whose lapel
-bore a mauve orchid, whose immaculate white spats, perfectly polished
-patent boots, slender watch-chain, jade-headed walking stick, and pale
-buff gloves, betokened the most studied refinement and the most elegant
-taste, the daughter of Eve recognized the hereditary enemy of the Human
-Race.
-
-She did not scream or turn ghastly with mortal fear; her Crême Magnolia
-and Rose Ninon were quite too thick for that. But her heart gave a
-sickening jolt, and fear immeasurable paralyzed her faculties, and her
-veins ran liquid ice--or was it liquid fire?--and for one swooning
-instant, under the regard of those intolerably mocking, unspeakably
-hateful eyes, the life in her seemed to dwindle to a mere pin’s point
-of consciousness. But she revived and rallied, and the terror passed.
-
-“Come!” he said, “you do not fear me--we have been friends too long;
-and to me, who know the world so well, and to you, who know it and are
-of it, there is nothing so undesirable as to create a scene.” His voice
-was polished, gracious. It caressed like the touch of velvet, even if
-it crisped the nerves as velvet does. “You know me.... I know you, and
-how your heart is set upon this jewel that is to be sold to-day. Rest
-easy! Though you have with you in that gold chain purse-bag notes for
-fifteen thousand pounds, ten thousand of it raised by what rigorous
-moralists ... those unpleasant persons! ... might call unlawful
-means....”
-
-“Hush!” she cried, trembling, unable to remove her eyes from that
-face--long, oval, benevolent--with wide, arched brows and features
-exquisitely regular, framed in long waving hair--dark auburn mingled
-with gray--which fell nearly to his collar and mingled with a curling
-beard of natural growth. She trembled as the thought shot through her
-that it caricatured a Face that hung, pictured with a Crown of Thorns,
-above the cot in her child-daughter’s nursery; and her thought was
-mirrored in those intolerable eyes, and the sculpturesque lips smiled
-in impious mockery.
-
-“Ah, yes! It seems to you I bear some likeness to--shall I say a
-distant--or an estranged Friend of yours.... But I have many other
-faces, and you have ... other friends. Do not be afraid, or waste time
-in denying, the money is only borrowed; you are your young daughter’s
-mother, as well as trustee and executor under her father’s will....
-And, surely, you may borrow the ten thousand pounds at a pinch for
-an investment? Besides, you will put it back before any unpleasant
-inquiries are made by your fellow-guardian and co-trustee. The manager
-of the Bank was quite deceived by the second signature upon the deed of
-withdrawal, so admirably counterfeited, so.... No, no, I do not wish
-to alarm you! Be quite at ease upon this matter, really so innocent
-and easily explained away. But with regard to your project of buying
-the Blue Diamond--you have no chance of carrying out your plan, not
-the faintest. Between those sedate persons already assembled by high
-privilege behind these shut iron doors an understanding has already
-been arrived at. The Diamond will be put up to public auction and
-actively bid for, it is true; but the Diamond is already bought and
-sold.” His tone was of the gentlest sympathy, but the mockery in his
-glance and the gibing irony of his dreadful smile were to the baffled
-woman like white-hot irons laid upon a bleeding wound. “Mr. Ulysses
-Wanklyn, whose great duel with Mr. Cupid Bose at the De Lirecourt sale
-over that Régence commode of marqueterie thrilled all London, will be
-the winner of the treasure at ninety-four thousand guineas. Paragraphs
-in the afternoon papers--most excellent publications I find them, and
-supremely useful--will refer to the coup as ‘the climax of screeching
-finance,’ and ‘the hall-mark on an enhanced standard of jewel-values.’
-And Messrs. Moreen and Blant, who will retire, ostensibly beaten, from
-the field after a bid of eighty-eight thousand, will be condoled with
-by writers who are quite aware that Wanklyn, Bose, Moreen, Blant, and
-half a dozen others constitute the Blue Diamond Purchasing Syndicate,
-capital ninety-four thousand guineas.”
-
-The wearer of the king bird of Paradise caught a sharp breath, and
-bit her sensuous, scarlet-dyed underlip fiercely. Stung to desperate
-courage by baffled desire and the thwarted jewel-lust that had robbed
-even her child and made of her a forger, she even dared to question....
-
-“If that is so,” she said, with angry, dark eyes and a
-rebelliously-heaving bosom, “why did you whisper to me just now that I
-could have the Diamond for my own if I gave you ... as the people do in
-the old German legends ... my Soul in exchange for it?”
-
-He smiled, and caressed the strange, orchidaceous flower he wore with
-perfectly-gloved fingers.
-
-“Have you not heard me called the Father of Lies ... the Arch-Deceiver?”
-
-Rage intolerable possessed and rent her. She said hoarsely, and in
-tones unlike her own:
-
-“You can give me the Blue Diamond, and I will have it--_at your price_!”
-
-“You are really a woman of excellent sense,” he said--and she was
-afraid to look because she knew how he was smiling. “Present good
-for future gain!... Doubtless you will recall the quotation, but so
-uncertain a futurity is well bartered for such a jewel as they have
-in there. Think--you will snatch it from the great dealers--from the
-private connoisseurs. You will hold and display and flaunt it in the
-face of society. You will be beautiful--wearing it! You should be
-envied, wearing it! You may be happy--doubtless you will be so! And
-now, just as a mere form, prick your left wrist slightly with this
-diamond-pointed pencil and inscribe your name upon a leaf of these
-ebony tablets. First, though, be pleased to remove that ... ahem!...
-miniature religious symbol from your golden chain. The Crucifix means
-nothing to you--you do not even remove it when you draw your wedded
-lover to your embrace--but I am an old-fashioned personage, and my
-prejudice extends back over nineteen hundred years--to the reign of
-Herod Antipas, and is practically unalterable. So ... thanks! That will
-serve me excellently!”
-
-From the woman’s hand something fell with a golden tinkle to the
-parqueted floor. A surge of the crowd drove her forward, her French
-heel crushed what she had dropped. The diamond pencil pricked the
-white wrist between the buttons of her dainty glove; she withdrew it,
-a little scarlet bead glistening on the shining point, and hesitated,
-only an instant, looking at the offered tablets of ebony and gold.
-
-“Come, sign!... It will be over in an instant, and, believe me, you
-will feel far more comfortable afterward!” She remembered that her
-dentist had employed the same phrases only a day or two before in
-persuading her to consent to the removal of a decayed incisor. That
-tooth’s successor--a perfect, polished example of human ivory--gleamed
-as her lips drew back in a nervous laugh provoked by the absurdity of
-the analogy. She scrawled her signature, and the promise was fulfilled.
-She was calm--at ease--had no more worrying doubts and silly scruples.
-He wore no indiscreet expression of proprietorship; his lips did
-not even smile. And if there was mocking triumph in his eyes, his
-discreetly dropped lids concealed it.... He bowed profoundly as he took
-the ebony tablets, and then he lifted his gloved left hand and laid a
-finger on the iron doors. And they rolled apart, revealing the great
-safe with many patent locks, and the auctioneer at his desk, and the
-clerk at his; and the chosen already in their seats, and the elaborate
-preparations for the elaborate farce that was to be played, all ready.
-A savage rage boiled up in her as she looked at the smug faces of the
-secret Syndicate, actors well-versed in their separate parts. But the
-pressure of the chattering, screaming, perfumed crowd behind her
-carried her over the threshold, and her companion too. Packed tightly
-as sardines in the confined space about the rostrum, Society waited
-the great event. And a bunch of master-keys was produced by the senior
-partner of Briscoe’s, and with much juggling of patent locks the
-great safe gave up the big, square jewel-case containing the famous
-collection, and a sibilant “_Ss’s!_” of indrawn breaths greeted the
-lifting of its lid.
-
-“Do not look at me! Listen--and look at the jewels,” whispered the
-smooth, caressing voice in the ear of the woman who had just signed
-away her soul in exchange for the sensation of the day. And as a giant
-commissionaire bearing pearl ropes and tiaras, bracelets and rings and
-necklaces, nervously paraded up and down the central aisle left for his
-convenience, and the chattering and screaming of the society cockatoos
-redoubled, in envious admiration of each swaggering, glittering,
-covetable gewgaw, the devil told the woman very plainly how the thing
-was to be done.
-
-“The stone that I shall give you is an exact replica in a
-newly-invented paste of the stone that is the price of what I have
-bought from you. When the commissionaire brings round the Blue Diamond,
-touch the jewel boldly--take it in your hand, as it is permissible to
-do--and substitute the paste. Have no fear! I will undertake that the
-act is undetected. Thenceforth wear your prize undismayed; boast of
-it as you will. The one--the only--drawback to your perfect happiness
-must be that society will believe your jewel to be false, while you
-have the exquisite joy of knowing it to be genuine. So take _this_,
-and act as I have counseled. Two hours to wait before you can dare to
-escape with it, for the Blue Diamond will be the last lot of the day.
-But what are two hours, even spent in a vitiated atmosphere, with
-such a prize your own, hidden in your glove or in your hand? A mere
-nothing! And here comes the commissionaire with the Diamond.... Only
-an alumina in hexagonal arrangement crystallized in the cooling of
-this planet you call ‘the World’ as arrogantly as though there were no
-others, and yet how unique, how exquisite! See how the violet rays leap
-from the facets, even the noblest sapphire looks cold and pale beside
-the glorious gem. Murder has been committed for its shining sake over
-and over again in ages of which your history has no cognizance. It has
-purchased the faith of Emperors and the oaths of Kings. Rivers of blood
-have flowed because of it. Peerless women have laid down their honor to
-gain it. And it will be yours ... yours! Quick, the commissionaire is
-coming. School your hand to steadiness; no need to hide your lust, for
-all faces wear the same look here. Only be quick, and have no fear!”
-
-The eyes of the commissionaire were fastened upon the woman’s white,
-ringed, well-manicured hand, as in its turn it lifted the Blue
-Diamond--slightly set in platinum as a pendant--from its pale green
-velvet bed. But yet she effected the exchange. The substituted paste
-jewel was borne on--the paroquets and cockatoos chattered and screamed
-as loudly over the false stone as they had over the real, which lay
-snugly hidden in the thief’s fair bosom. The syndicate of dealers
-played out their farce to its end, and Mr. Ulysses Wanklyn, to the
-infinite chagrin of Mr. Cupid Bose, and the gnashing discomfiture of
-Messrs. Moreen and Blant, secured the paste diamond at ninety-four
-thousand pounds. And amidst cries and congratulations the day ended.
-And the woman, with her price in her bosom, escaped into the open
-air, and signaled to the chauffeur waiting with her motor-brougham
-and drove home. Fear and triumph filled her. When would the theft be
-discovered? How soon would voices in the streets begin to clamor of the
-stolen gem? How should she who had stolen it ever dare to wear or to
-vaunt it, with Scotland Yard--with the detective eyes of all the world
-upon her? She had been befooled, duped, defrauded; she moaned as she
-bit her lace handkerchief through.... She reached her dainty boudoir
-just in time to have hysterics behind its locked and bolted doors. And
-when she had quieted herself with ether and red lavender, she drew the
-Blue Diamond from its hiding-place, and it gleamed in her palm with a
-diabolical splendor, as though the stone were sentient, and knew what
-it had cost. Could the great dealers be deceived--a probability quite
-impossible--she would be at liberty to wear this joy, this glory, to
-see its myriad splendors reflected in envious eyes. She kissed it as
-she had never kissed her child or any of her lovers--with passion,
-until its sharp facets cut her lips. And, as she kissed it, her quick
-ears were alert to catch the shoutings of the newsmen in the streets.
-But there were none. She dined in her boudoir, and slept, with the aid
-of veronal; and in the morning’s newspaper there was not a wail, not a
-word! She gave the king bird of Paradise hat to her maid--she was so
-pleased, so thankful! The afternoon papers, and those of the next day
-and the next, were dumb upon the subject of the daring theft of the big
-Blue Diamond from Briscoe’s famous auction-room. She grew more and more
-secure. And one never-to-be-forgotten night she put on a Paquin gown
-and went to a great reception at a ducal house with the Blue Diamond as
-pendant to her pearl-and-brilliant collar. She counted on the cockatoos
-screeching, but they did not screech. The eyes that dwelt on the Blue
-Diamond were astonished, surprised, covertly amused, contemptuous.
-
-“That is for luck, I suppose, dear?” cooed one of her intimate friends.
-“I mean that large blue crystal you are wearing.... I bought some last
-winter at a jeweler’s in the bazaar at Rangoon--they find them with
-moonstones and olivines and those other things in the _débris_ at
-the Ruby Mines, I understood. I must have mine mounted. By the way,
-do you know that----” (she mentioned the name of a great financier
-of cosmopolitan habits and international fame) “has bought the Blue
-Diamond from Ulysses Wanklyn for a hundred and ten thousand pounds:
-_She_”--her voice dropped a little as she referred to a lady upon
-whom the great financier was reputed to have bestowed his plutocratic
-affections--“will be here to-night. Probably she will wear it! They say
-she was absolutely determined on his getting it for her, and so.... _À
-porte basse, passant courbé_, especially when the circumstances are
-pretty. _What_ do you say? You heard it had been discovered by the
-dealers that the Blue Diamond had been found to be false ... a paste
-imitation, or a cut crystal like that thing you are wearing? Oh, my
-dear, how quite too frightfully absurd a _canard_! As though Ulysses
-Wanklyn and Cupid Bose and Blant, and all the other connoisseurs,
-could be deceived! What a very remarkable-looking man that is who is
-bowing to you!... The graceful person with the Apostolic profile and
-the beautiful silky beard”--and the intimate friend gave a little
-shudder. “And the extraordinary eyes that give one a crispation of the
-nerves?...”
-
-It was he--her Purchaser--moving suddenly toward her through the throng
-of naked backs and bare bosoms.
-
-“I hope,” he said, and bowed and smiled, “that you are satisfied
-with the result of our ... negotiations the other day?” Then, as the
-fashionable crowd parted and the Great Financier walked through the
-rooms, his imperious mistress upon his arm, her husband looking amiable
-behind them, he added, indicating the swinging central pendant of the
-lady’s superb diamond tiara, with a wave of a slender white-gloved
-hand, “My substitute was convincing, you think; you suppose it has
-deceived even the experts? Not in the least--the substitution of the
-paste stone for the Blue Diamond was discovered as soon as the public
-had quitted the auction-room. But Messrs. Wanklyn and Bose and my other
-very good friends who lay down the law in jewels as in other things, to
-Society, agreed not to lose by the fraud. The paste has the _cachet_ of
-their approval, and has been sold for a great sum. ‘What water!’ the
-world is crying. ‘What luster!’ ‘How superb a gem!’ While you, my poor
-friend, who display upon your bosom the real stone, have merely been
-credited with a meretricious taste for wearing Palais Royal jewelry.
-Pardon! I have not deceived you--or not in the way you imagine.... I
-said the Blue Diamond should be yours.... It is! I said you should be
-envied; you should, certainly. It is a thousand pities you are only
-sneered at. I said you might be happy.... It is most regrettable that
-you do not find the happiness you looked for. _Au revoir_, dear lady,
-_au revoir_!”
-
-She felt indisposed, and went home....
-
-
-
-
-THE NIGHT OF POWER
-
-IN TWO PARTS
-
-
-I
-
-The Doctor, stepping softly forth from the sick-room, paused for a
-brief confidential parley with the print-gowned, white-capped hospital
-nurse, who had followed him. That functionary, gliding from his side,
-evanished, with the falling of a curtain-sheet soaked in disinfectant
-and the closing of a door, into the Blue-Beard chamber beyond, leaving
-the man of medicine free to pursue his portly way downstairs.
-
-At the bottom of the second flight one of the hotel servants stopped
-him with a respectful murmur and a salver with a card upon it; and the
-Doctor, reading the name thereon by the help of a pair of gold-rimmed
-glasses, inclined his neatly-shaved, gray-blue chin toward the mourning
-diamond discreetly twinkling amid the billows of black satin that
-rolled into the bosom of his capacious waistcoat, saying:
-
-“The wife of my patient upstairs? Certainly; I will see the lady at
-once. Which way?”
-
-His responsible, square-toed, patent-leather boots had not much farther
-to carry him. The lady and her maid were waiting in a sitting-room
-upon the next landing. Under the fashionable physician’s heavy yellow
-eyelids--livery eyelids, if one might dare to hint so--lay the faculty
-of keen observation. He noticed, in the moment of recovery from a
-justly-celebrated bow, that the maid was in tears, and the mistress was
-not.
-
-He presupposed that he had the pleasure of addressing Mrs. Rosval.
-Mrs. Rosval answered that he had. Then the maid uttered a sob like the
-popping of a soda-water cork, and Mrs. Rosval said:
-
-“Matilda, be quiet!”
-
-She was a woman of supple figure and of medium height. She appeared
-to be elegantly dressed, though no one garment that she wore asserted
-itself as having been expensive. The eyes that looked at the Doctor
-through her thick black veil struck him as being unnaturally brilliant.
-This fact, together with the composure of her voice and manner,
-confirmed him in the belief that the woman was in a highly-strung
-condition of emotional excitement. He was mentally evolving a little
-prescription--with bromide in it, to be taken every three hours--when
-she lifted her hands and unpinned the veil. Then the Doctor looked in
-the face of a woman who was as perfectly calm, cool, and composed as he
-was himself. Even more so because the revelation rather surprised him.
-
-She addressed him in clear, quiet tones:
-
-“A telegraphic message was delivered to me this morning----”
-
-“At Mirkwood Park, near Bradford,” the Doctor unconsciously quoted
-aloud from the card he still held between his plump white thumb and
-forefinger.
-
-“It purported to come from the proprietor of this hotel. It said that
-Mr.--that my husband was dangerously ill--that my presence was urgently
-needed.” Mrs. Rosval’s lips--delicately chiseled lips, but totally
-devoid of color--shaped themselves into something that might have been
-a smile. And as the maid, who nursed a dressing-bag in the background,
-at this juncture emitted a sniff, the mistress glanced again over her
-shoulder, and said, with a slight accent of weariness or contempt, or
-both together: “Really, Matilda, there is no need for that!”
-
-The irrefragable Doctor had gauged the shallow depths of the woman’s
-nature by this time. She was merely a polished and singularly
-adamantine specimen of the unfeeling wife. He allowed a tinge of rebuke
-to color the tone of his explanation.
-
-“The proprietor acted upon my--ah--advice. The condition of my patient
-may be truthfully described as--er--dangerous. The illness is--in
-fact--typhoid fever. And your husband has it in a bad form. There are
-complications which----”
-
-The Doctor stopped short. For Mrs. Rosval was not listening. She was
-crumpling a piece of pinkish paper into a ball--probably the telegram
-to which she had alluded--and pondering. Then she leveled those
-strangely brilliant, narrow-lidded eyes of hers point-blank at the
-Doctor, and asked: “Am I to understand that Mr. Rosval has nothing to
-do with--my being sent for?”
-
-The Doctor conveyed the information that Mr. Rosval had not prompted
-the step. Mr. Rosval had been--since the third day following on
-the--ah--development of the illness--ringing the changes between
-delirium and--ah--coma. For--as the Doctor had already said--there were
-complications----
-
-Mrs. Rosval neatly stopped the ball, for the second time.
-
-“How did you know, if _he_ did not tell you, that there was a Mrs.
-Rosval? How did you get at my address?”
-
-The Doctor, swelling with the indignity of being supposed to have
-got at anybody’s address, explained that the proprietor of the hotel,
-having some faint inkling that Mr. Rosval belonged to the class of
-landed gentleman, had looked up the name in _Burke_.
-
-The sharp suspicion faded out of Mrs. Rosval’s eyes as she listened.
-It was a perfectly credible, perfectly simple explanation. She tossed
-the crumpled telegram into the fire--which devoured it at a gulp--and
-began to pull off her gloves. That was her way of intimating that she
-accepted the situation. Then she rang the bell. The decorous waiter
-appeared, and she gave the man a quiet order, handing him some loose
-silver and a slip of paper, upon which she had penciled a few words.
-
-“A cab is waiting at the door. Pay the driver and send him away. A
-person who is--not quite a gentleman--is waiting in the vestibule. Say
-to him that Mrs. Rosval is satisfied, and there is no need to wait.
-Give him that paper at the same moment, or he will not believe you!” As
-the waiter vanished she turned to the Doctor with the faintest flicker
-of a smile upon her sensitive pale lips. “I thought it wisest to keep
-the cab, in case I required to leave this place hurriedly,” said Mrs.
-Rosval. “The man waiting downstairs is a detective from a well-known
-Agency. I judged it best to enlist his services--he would have proved
-useful supposing this business of the telegram to have been a Trap.”
-
-The Doctor spread his large white hands, danglingly, like a seal’s
-flappers.
-
-“A trap?” he repeated, helplessly. “My dear madam! You suspected that
-some designing person or persons unknown might--possibly use your
-husband’s name, invent a story of his illness as a ruse to--entrap you?”
-
-“I suspected,” returned Mrs. Rosval, “no unknown person. The inventor
-of the ruse would have been my husband. We separated some years ago
-by mutual consent. At least, I refused to live with him any longer,
-and he--knowing what grounds I had for the refusal--was obliged to
-submit. But he resented my action in the matter.” Mrs. Rosval raised
-her delicate dark eyebrows with weary disdain, and imparted to her
-shoulders a mute eloquence of contempt which is not the prerogative of
-an English-bred woman. “And he has, more than once, had recourse to
-what, for want of a better word, I call Traps. That is all. Matilda,”
-she addressed the tearful maid, “dry your eyes and tell the people
-downstairs that I engage this suite of rooms. Two bedrooms, a bathroom,
-and sitting-room at ten guineas a week, I think they said? Horribly
-expensive, but it cannot be helped. And now, Doctor”--she turned again
-to the Doctor--“when do you wish me to see your patient? At once? It
-shall be at once if you say so! I am completely in your hands!”
-
-The Doctor, a little staggered by the deftness of his patient’s wife
-in transferring the onus of the situation from her shoulders to his
-own, absolutely prohibited any suggestion of her entering the sick-room
-until refreshed and rested. Mrs. Rosval acquiesced, with a repetition
-of that compromising statement about being completely in his hands--and
-the Doctor took his leave, promising to return later that evening. She
-gave him her cool fingers, and they parted. He had no sooner reached
-the door than she called him back.
-
-“I only wanted to ask---- Of course, you have a library. Does the
-catalogue of your library include a file of the _Daily Telegraph_?” It
-did, the Doctor admitted. File in question extending some twelve years
-back.
-
-“Three will do,” said Mrs. Rosval, warming one slender arched foot
-upon the fender. “Next time you are in want of a little light reading,
-look in the Law Intelligence, Divorce Division, month of February,
-1899, where you will find a case: ‘Ffrench _v._ Ffrench; Rosval cited.’
-The details will explain a good deal that may appear puzzling to you
-with regard to the strained relations between Mr. Rosval and myself.
-Though doctors never allow themselves to be puzzled, do they? _Au
-revoir!_”
-
-
-II
-
-The Doctor had had an unusually busy day of it. But he curtailed his
-after-dinner nap in order to glance through the Law Intelligence
-records of the month of February, 1899. There was much in the case to
-which Mrs. Rosval had referred that went far toward justifying the
-“strained relations” she had hinted at. And it is the duty of the
-medical profession to rally at the war-cry of the outraged Proprieties.
-But, when alone and unobserved, doctors have many points in common with
-mere men. And as this Doctor stepped into his brougham he said, “Women
-are very hard! In all human probability the man was innocent.” He said
-again, “Women are hard!” as he creaked up the hotel staircase.
-
-He found her in the sick-room. She had changed her dress for something
-that gave out no assertive silken rustle in answer to her movements,
-something that draped the charming contour of her figure--she had
-a charming figure--with soft, quiet folds, like the wings of a dun
-hawkmoth. That fell composure still walled her in as with ramparts of
-steel. She held the bed-curtain back as the Doctor stooped over the
-livid, discolored face upon the pillow. She took a linen cloth from
-the nurse, and deftly, lightly wiped away the froth and mucus that
-had gathered about the cracked and bleeding lips. But the hand that
-rendered these offices was as steady as though it had been carved out
-of white marble.
-
-Disturbed from his lethargy by the invasion of candlelight upon his
-haggard eyelids and the Doctor’s bass murmur in his ear, the sick man
-began to talk a little. For the most part it was mere gabble, but some
-sentences were plain. He moaned piteously for a barber, because he
-was unshaven. Rosval had always been foolishly vain of his personal
-appearance. And he damned the one glass of bad water, to the imbibition
-of which he attributed his disease, promising, if he got well, never
-to drink any more. To do him credit, he had never been addicted to
-that particular form of liquid refreshment. The Doctor inferred as
-much from his diagnosis--and from the faint sarcastic quiver of Mrs.
-Rosval’s white lips. Then the tongue of the man ceased wagging--but
-the burning head began to thresh to and fro upon the pillow, and the
-claw-like hands to scratch at the bed-clothes in a fresh access of the
-maddening enteric irritation. Alleviating measures proved as effective
-as alleviating measures generally do prove; the head went on rolling,
-and the crooked talons continued to tear. All at once they were quiet.
-Mrs. Rosval had laid her hand upon the clammy forehead--about as
-tenderly, to all appearance, as she would have laid it upon the back of
-a chair. And the man was still. She placed the other hand beside the
-first--the drawn lines about the nostrils relaxed, the clenched teeth
-parted, the breast rose and fell with the indrawing and outgoing of a
-sigh of relief. And the man slept. So soundly that she moved from him
-presently, without disturbing him, and passed into the room adjoining,
-where the Doctor and the nurse were holding a whispered confabulation.
-
-There would be no need to send in another professional attendant, the
-nurse said, now that the patient’s wife had arrived. She possessed
-a remarkable ability for nursing, and extraordinary self-command.
-She shrank from nothing--not even the most repugnant duties of the
-sick-chamber. The nurse had met in her time with ladies who took things
-coolly; but this lady really surprised her.
-
-The Doctor was in the act of shaking his head--not from side to side,
-but up and down--a gesture which expressed indulgent tolerance of the
-nurse’s surprise while it repudiated the notion of his entertaining
-any on his own account--when he jumped. For a calm, quiet voice at his
-elbow said:
-
-“You told me that Mr. Rosval was dangerously ill. Is he dying?”
-
-The nurse had vanished into the carbolic-laden atmosphere of the
-Chamber of Horrors.
-
-“My dear madam, your husband is in the Hands----” So the Doctor was
-beginning, when the obvious inappropriateness of the stereotyped
-formula stopped him short. Then he admitted that the condition of the
-man in the other room was very precarious. That he could not, when not
-in _articulo mortis_, be said to be dying--but that, toward the small
-hours of the morning, he might attain to a pitch of prostration closely
-allied to that condition. And that nothing could be done for him but
-to give him milk and medicine regularly, and---- The Doctor would have
-ended “and trust in Providence,” but for obvious reasons he thought
-better of it. Then he went away, feeling quite certain in his own mind
-that Mrs. Rosval would be a widow before twenty-four hours were over.
-
-That lady, meanwhile, returning to the sick-room, had persuaded the
-fagged nurse to go and lie down. She understood how to do all that was
-necessary, she whispered, and would call the attendant if any change
-occurred. Then she sat down at the foot of the bed, and prepared to
-keep her vigil with unshaken fortitude. The sleeping woman in the next
-room breathed heavily, the sounds of rolling wheels and jarring voices
-grew less and less--then all fell quiet. About three hours before the
-dawn the sleeper awakened. The hollow eyes no longer turned on her with
-the blind, glassy stare of delirium. There was reason in Rosval’s look,
-and memory.
-
-He seemed to beckon, and she came near. She had to stoop to catch the
-moaning whisper that asked: “How--did you--come here?”
-
-She answered steadily, “They sent for me.”
-
-“They’d not have--if _I_ had known!” Rosval gasped.
-
-“If I annoy you,” said Mrs. Rosval, with icy tolerance, “I can go!” She
-turned, meaning to call the nurse; but a claw-like hand went weakly
-out and caught at her skirts. The grasp was no stronger than that of a
-newborn child, but, just for that it _was_ so feeble, it held her.
-
-“You’ll not go! Three years--you’ve treated me--like a leper! Never
-would--listen to what I’d got to say. But now ... I--tell you, she--sat
-on--my knee and--kissed me! Before I knew it--and then--the husband
-came in! A plant, by Gad!”
-
-Mrs. Rosval said, “You must not talk. The Doctor says you are not to
-talk,” and busied herself with the bottles and glasses that occupied a
-little stand near the bedside.
-
-Rosval condemned the Doctor. Mrs. Rosval measured out his medicine,
-raised his head with professional skill, and offered him the glass. He
-clenched his teeth, and defied her with gaunt eyes across the brim.
-
-“No! No milk--no doctor’s stuff. I’ve been going to the devil--for
-three years past,” proclaimed the sinner, feebly. “Why not go--at
-once--and have done with it?” Then he fell back heavily on the pillow.
-
-Mrs. Rosval summoned the nurse. The nurse could do nothing. For the
-moribund was obdurate, and every fresh manifestation of obduracy
-drove not one, but half a gross of nails into his coffin. That casket
-was fast progressing toward completion, when Mrs. Rosval conceived
-a desperate idea. The execution of it cost her a severe struggle.
-Stooping down, she whispered to the sinking man:
-
-“Jack!”
-
-His faded eyes rolled in their sunken sockets until they rested on her.
-He said with difficulty:
-
-“Well?”
-
-“What will make you take it?”
-
-Something like a gleam of cunning came into the face. The answer came:
-
-“Kiss me!”
-
-She battled with herself for a moment silently, and then, bending
-closer, touched his forehead with her lips.
-
-“That isn’t all! You must say: ‘_I forgive you!_’”
-
-“I can’t!”
-
-“All--right, then!”
-
-Silence ensued. The angles of the features were growing pinched and
-sharp; a bluish shade was creeping about the mouth. She cast a glance
-of scorn at her own reflection, caught in a mirror that hung against
-the opposite wall, and said the words:
-
-“I forgive you! Isn’t that enough?”
-
-“Not quite. ‘_I love you--and----_’”
-
-The voice was getting very faint.
-
-“I love you--dear--and----”
-
-“And ‘_I take you back!_’”
-
-“I take you back.” Her iron fortitude was broken. She said it with a
-sob, and gathered the weak head to her bosom, being the kind of woman
-who does not do things by halves.
-
- * * * * *
-
-A month later the Doctor received a check. It was a handsome check,
-enclosed with the thanks and compliments of Mr. and Mrs. Rosval, on
-leaving London.
-
-“Carried him off with her into the country,” said the Doctor, tapping
-his teeth with a paper-knife as he closed the volume of the _Daily
-Telegraph_ which contained the case “Ffrench _v._ Ffrench; Rosval
-cited.” “In other words, taken him back. And in all human probability
-the man was guilty. Women are very weak!”
-
-
-
-
-THE MAN WHO COULD MANAGE WOMEN
-
-
-Or thought he could. Which comes to the same thing. His name was
-Yethill, and he was a Junior Captain in the R. A.
-
-Yethill belonged to the New School; he was a specimen of the latest
-military development of the age. By their smoked spectacles shall ye
-know Yethill and his peers; by the right foot, which is broadened
-by the lathe; by the right thumb, which is yellowed with acids and
-sticky with collodion; by the hard-bitten, pragmatical, theoretical,
-didactic way of treating all mysteries in heaven--a locality which
-is interesting only in virtue of the opportunities afforded to trick
-aviators--and earth, in which mines may be dug, and upon which
-experiments may be carried on. These men wake themselves in the
-morning, and heat their shaving water by means of electrical machines
-of their own invention. They carry kodaks in their bosoms, and are, in
-the matter of imparting information, human volcanoes continually in
-eruption.
-
-Yethill was not behind his fellows in this respect. When he had said
-his little say upon the Theory of Wireless Photophony, the Detection
-of Subterranean Mines by the K Rays, and the irresponsibility of the
-bedbug in connection with beri-beri; when he had told the Head of the
-Electrical Department how many watts are equivalent to a horse-power,
-and explained to the Colonel, who is sinfully proud of his men, that
-the employment of the uneducated inferior in warfare will cease with
-the century, and that the army of the future will consist entirely of
-officers, he would drop his voice to a confidential whisper and control
-his elbows. He talked heliographically as a rule, and if a man were
-left to listen to him--he could, as a rule, clear the Mess smoking-room
-in ten minutes from the start--he would dilate at length upon his
-best-loved hobby, the art of managing women.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Yethill was no Adonis. He had a knobby, argumentative head, a harlequin
-set of features, each separate one belonging to a different order and
-period of facial architecture; and a figure which was not calculated,
-as his tailor observed with bitterness, to do justice to a good cut.
-But it was wonderful to hear him talk in that conquering, masterful
-way of his. He had an appalling array of statistics to prove that
-the majority of marriages were miserable; that life, connubially
-speaking, was dust and ashes in the mouths of nineteen Benedicts out
-of twenty. But the darkest hour presaged the dawn. Let the man about
-to marry, let the already-married, but adopt the Yethill system of
-sweetheart-and-wife breaking, and thenceforth all would be well. And
-thousands of voices arising from the uttermost ends of the civilized
-earth would hail with one accord Yethill as their deliverer.
-
-Then came an essay on the New Art of Courtship.
-
-“To a man,” Yethill would say, jerking his knee and stammering a
-little, as his custom was when excited, “who is a reasonable being,
-the woman he loves is a woman--only spelt with a big ‘W’; the woman he
-likes is a woman spelt in the ordinary way; and the woman he doesn’t
-like is a mere creature of the female sex. To a woman,” Yethill
-would continue, “who is, nineteen times out of twenty, a perfectly
-unreasonable being;--the man she loves is a demi-god; the man she
-doesn’t love is a man;--and the man she dislikes is a gorilla. She
-quite overlooks the fact that in every individual human male these
-three may be found united. And man is weak enough to humor her. So
-that out of so many marriages that take place, a majority--a frightful
-majority--are founded upon illusions. And the subsequent state of
-conjugality may be called a state of evolution, in which these
-primary illusions, after undergoing a process of disarrangement and
-disintegration, are finally reduced to impalpable powder, and the Bed
-Rock of Reality is laid bare. We know what happens after that!”
-
-The listening man generally knew enough to grunt an affirmative. And
-Yethill would, with many weird facial jerks and twitches, go on to
-explain the system.
-
-The great system was, like all other wonderful discoveries, involved
-in a very simple plan of procedure. It consisted only in reversing
-the accepted order of things. A man, supposedly desirous of getting
-married, recognizing in himself the existence of the trinity above
-mentioned, should assert the existence of the third person from the
-very outset--suppress the demi-god, show the gorilla. Let the woman you
-were about to make your wife see the worst of you before you showed her
-the best. Let her pass through the burning fiery furnace before you
-admitted her into the Paradise that is the reward of proved devotion.
-Let her know what bullying meant before you took to petting--blame her
-weaknesses before you praised her virtues. Under this _régime_ there
-would be no illusions to commence with; and married life, instead
-of being full of disappointments, would be replete with delightful
-surprises. Your wife married you, believing you to be a gorilla.
-
-“There’s the weak point,” the listener would interpolate. “What woman,
-unless a lunatic of sorts, _would_ marry a gorilla?”
-
-Yethill would not hear of this objection. He was always deaf when you
-came to it. He would pound on--dilate on the surprise and joy with
-which she found that she had married a man, and the rapture with which
-she would greet the final discovery that she had got hold of a demi-god.
-
-“It sounds splendid,” the other men would say, “but it won’t wash.
-Look here, I’m going to take Miss So-and-So up to a Gaiety _matinée_
-to-morrow. To follow up your system I ought to call for her in my worst
-clothes, be surly on the way to the station, and neglectful in the
-tunnels. I ought to dump her into her stall like a sack, go out to ‘see
-a man’ between every act, and take it for granted that she doesn’t want
-cool tea and warm ices. You know that’d never do! She’d give me the bag
-to-morrow. And she’d be right!”
-
-But Yethill hearkened not. There was excitement at the Arsenal, and
-much babbling in barracks, the day on which it was publicly made known
-that Yethill contemplated giving an object-lesson in support of his
-great system very shortly.
-
-The object was Miss Sallis.
-
-Miss Sallis was a fluffy little pink-and-white girl, the daughter of a
-retired Admiral, who lived near the Dockyard.
-
-Men had dined with Miss Sallis, and played tennis with Miss Sallis,
-and flirted with Miss Sallis, during several seasons past. Some of
-them had asked for her hand--she wore fives in gloves--and had not got
-it. Thus, Yethill’s announcement was received with a certain degree of
-risibility. No bets were made upon the chances of Yethill’s getting
-her, the odds against his acceptance were too tremendous. Yethill
-proposed. He mentioned that his prospects of advancement in the Service
-were not very promising; that his scientific pursuits would have to be
-relinquished if he were to set up an establishment on even a moderate
-scale, and that he did not intend to relinquish those pursuits; that
-there were several hereditary diseases in his family; that, while
-bestowing upon the lady he honored with the offer of his hand a regard
-which justified his proposal, he should not have made that proposal
-had the lady been poor--with other statements of equal candor. A more
-wonderful proposal was never made.
-
-What was more wonderful still, Miss Sallis accepted him! He bought
-her a ring, containing three small fragments of petrified red-currant
-jelly, embedded in fifteen-carat gold; and when she asked him to put it
-on her finger said, “Oh, rot!” and wouldn’t. He spent a certain amount
-of time with his betrothed, but invariably carried a scientific work in
-his pocket, wherein he might openly take refuge when the primrose paths
-of love proved wearisome. He forbade her to dance with other men, and
-did not dance with her himself. He snubbed her when she asked questions
-about his camera, his lathe, his batteries, and tried timidly to be
-interested in magnets and inductors, acids and cells, because they
-interested _him_. He carried out his system thoroughly. If Miss Sallis
-_had_ any illusions about Yethill he bowled the poor little thing over,
-right and left, like ninepins, long before the wedding day.
-
-With the loss of her illusions went some of her good looks. She made a
-pretty-looking little bride. With her fluffy pale hair, her pink nose,
-and her pink eyelids, a not remote resemblance to an Angora kitten
-was traced in her. She was married in a traveling-gown, without any
-bridesmaids; and after the wedding-breakfast Captain and Mrs. Yethill
-drove home to their lodgings on the Common. The wedding-trip had been
-abandoned--from no lack of money, but because Yethill said he had had
-enough of traveling, and the custom of carrying a bride away, as if
-in triumph, to the accompaniment of rice and slippers, was “guff.” He
-certainly played the gorilla as if to the manner born. The poor little
-woman loved him; he loved her. But as his skull was made of seven-inch
-armor-plate, he went on knocking it against his system. He had got
-used to the gorilla-business, and couldn’t leave it off. Yet, out of
-his wife’s sight and hearing, he was a doting husband. The Duke in the
-_Story of Patient Griseldis_ must have been a man of Yethill’s stamp.
-
-Mrs. Yethill, as time went on, began to be a walking manifestation of
-the effects of the system. She lost her gaiety and her pink cheeks;
-her smile became nervous and her dress dowdy. The little vanities, the
-little weaknesses, the little affectations, which had helped to make
-Miss Sallis charming, had been bullied out of Mrs. Yethill’s character
-until it was as destitute of any blade of verdure as a skating-rink.
-She had proved herself the most patient, loving, tolerant of wives; but
-Yethill went on trying her. She stood the trials, and he invented new
-tests--exactly as if she had been a Government bayonet or a regulation
-sword-blade. A bright man Yethill!
-
-They were called upon, and returned visits, at intervals. A taste for
-society was one of the tendencies which were to be chastened. Female
-friends were prohibited, as being likely to sow the seed of incipient
-rebellion against the system.
-
-“I don’t care, Tom, if I have you!” said Mrs. Yethill, patting her
-gorilla, who, mindful of his own tenets, was careful not to exhibit any
-appreciation of her attention. But he made up for it by boasting that
-evening in the smoking-room, until those who hearkened with difficulty
-prevented themselves from braining him with legs of chairs. Their wives
-would have commended them for the deed. Yethill had not many admirers
-about this period.
-
-But he went on blindly. Can one ever forget how he crowed over having
-cured Mrs. Yethill of a tendency toward jealousy, of the vague and
-indiscriminating kind? The prescription consisted in posting to himself
-letters highly scented and addressed in a variety of feminine scrawls.
-Yethill was good at imitating handwriting!--and he absented himself
-from the domestic hearth for several days together whenever there was
-a recurrence of the symptoms. The method wrought a wonderful cure; but
-Mrs. Yethill began to grow elderly from about this period. You could
-hardly have called her a young woman, when the baby came, and brought
-his mother’s lost youth back to her, clenched in one pudgy hand. The
-vanished roses fluttered back and perched upon her thin cheekbones
-again. She was heard to laugh. Her husband, who secretly adored her,
-and who had continued to stick to the system more from a desire for
-_her_ glorification than his own, feared a retrogression. So he thought
-out a new torture or two, and put them into active application. He
-sneered at the puerilities of nursery talk. He downcried the beauty
-and attainments of the baby when she praised them. He pooh-poohed her
-motherly fears, when the ailments inseparable from the joyous period
-of infancy overtook his heir. This was the last straw laid upon Mrs.
-Yethill’s aching shoulders. The downfall of the great system followed.
-
-In this way. His wife came into his workshop one morning. The workshop
-was forbidden ground, and Yethill dropped the negative he was
-developing, and turned to stare. He saw that she was very pale, and
-that her lips were bitten in. He heard her say that there was something
-the matter with baby, and she wanted the doctor.
-
-Solely in the interests of his wife whom he esteemed above all living
-women, Yethill refused to allow the doctor to be sent for. The child
-was as right as a trivet. Women were always worrying. She was to get
-away with her nonsense, and leave him in peace. With more to the same
-effect. She drooped her head, and went away obediently, only to return
-in half an hour, with another version of the same prayer upon her lips.
-Would he--would he come and look for himself? Yethill was thoroughly
-annoyed. Yethill refused. Yethill went on, stubbornly, dabbling with
-his negatives, until right from overhead--baby’s nursery was above the
-workshop--Yethill had never heard a woman scream like that before....
-Something like an ice-bolt shot down his spine. He dashed up to the
-nursery, and looked in. The sight he saw there sent him tearing across
-the Common, a hatless, coatless man, to the Doctor’s house.
-
-When the Doctor came he said he could be of no use; he ought to have
-been called in an hour ago. And Yethill, hearing this fiat, and meeting
-his wife’s eyes across the table, felt the system totter to its
-foundations.
-
-He found himself wondering at her for taking baby’s end so quietly; but
-he had schooled her to endure silently. There were no tears--he had
-always jeered at tears. The Doctor took him aside before he left.
-
-“You must treat your wife with kindness--and consideration, Yethill,”
-said the Doctor, “or I won’t answer for the consequences!”
-
-As if Yethill needed to be told to be kind or considerate! As if
-Yethill had never loved--did not love--the late Miss Sallis! He planned
-a revelation for her without delay. He would take her in his arms; kiss
-her, and tell her that her time of trial was overpast; give her her
-meed of praise for her heroism, her meed of sympathy for her grief--and
-his. And he would own that he had made a mistake in the matter of baby
-deceased. And she would forgive--as she always had forgiven.
-
-As he decided this, she came into the room. She was quite composed. She
-carried something behind her. She spoke to him very quietly in a dull,
-strange, level voice--so strange a voice that, just as he was about to
-open his arms and say, “Annie!” in the voice he had been saving up for
-the Day of Revelation, the gesture and the word wouldn’t come.
-
-“Tom,” said Mrs. Yethill, “what should you say if I told you that I had
-made up my mind to kill myself?”
-
-She brought her hand from behind her; it held one of Yethill’s
-revolvers. She had been very much afraid of these lethal instruments
-in the early days of her marriage, but under the system had learned to
-clean them, and even drew the cartridges. But the thing she held wasn’t
-loaded, Yethill was quite sure of that. It sealed up the fountain of
-his admiring tenderness to have her treat him to commonplace, vulgar
-heroics. It put her out of drawing, and Yethill out of temper.
-
-She asked again:
-
-“What would you say if I told you I mean to kill myself?”
-
-Yethill ran his armor-plated head against the last wall. He answered
-brutally:
-
-“I should tell you, if you were such a fool as to threaten such a
-thing, to do it, and have done with it!”
-
-She said, “Very well!”--and did it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When people came running in, they found something--perhaps it was the
-system--scattered on the walls, on the floor, everywhere. And Yethill
-was howling, and beating his seven-inch skull against heavy pieces of
-furniture, and calling on Annie to come back. But she had escaped, and
-was in no hurry; and he hadn’t the pluck to follow her out of the world
-and apologize.
-
-“Was she mad?” somebody asked the Doctor; and the Doctor said:
-
-“No; but she might have become so if she had lived much longer with a
-lunatic!”
-
-“You mean----?”
-
-“I mean,” said the Doctor, “that Yethill has been suffering from
-dementia for years. I mean that he will see the inside of a Lunatic
-Asylum in six months from date.”
-
-But the Doctor was wrong. He did--in three!
-
-
-
-
-OBSESSED
-
-
-Andrew Fenn is known to the world as an art critic and essayist of
-unerring instinct and exquisite refinement, a writer of charming _vers
-de société_, and teller of tales supposedly designed for children, but
-in reality more appreciated by children of a larger growth. He is much
-sought after, but little to be found, unless one has the _entrée_ to
-his pleasant, roomy old house in Church Street, Chelsea, where he lives
-in the midst of his library--the whole house is a library--his etchings
-and Japanese curios. He is less of a traveler than he used to be;
-getting old, he says, and lazy, content with old friends, soothed by
-old pipes, fortified by old wine--he has a supreme _goût_ in wines--and
-nourished by excellent cookery.
-
-His household staff consists but of an elderly valet and butler, and a
-housekeeper-cook. She has been in her master’s service twenty years,
-and is beginning to grow handsome, Andrew is wont to say. Certainly,
-if her master speaks the truth, she must have been, when comparatively
-young, extraordinarily unlovely, this most excellent of women. Even now
-she infallibly reminds the casual beholder of an antique ecclesiastical
-gargoyle much worn by weather. Her name is Ladds. She has never been
-married, but respect for the position of authority she occupies in
-Andrew’s household universally accords her brevet rank. She might have
-occupied another, and more important position, if----
-
-“Yes,” Andrew says, when he is disposed to tell the story--and he
-often does tell it to intimate friends, leaning back on the library
-divan, after a cosy dinner, holding his gray beard in one big fist,
-still brown with tropical sunshine--“Ladds is an excellent creature.
-She might have married me, might Ladds!”
-
-We invariably chorus astonishment. Then some of Ladds’ famous coffee
-comes in, and Andrew gets up to hunt for precious liquors, and, having
-found them, continues:
-
-“I came _very_ near marrying her--once.”
-
-Somebody growls: “Good job you pulled up in time!”
-
-Andrew rounds on the somebody. “_I_ didn’t pull up. _She_ did. Refused
-me!”
-
-There is a general howl.
-
-“I am telling you men the truth,” Andrew says, pulling the gray beard.
-“Fifteen years ago I was infatuated with that woman. She possessed my
-every thought; she dominated me, like----”
-
-“Like a nightmare!”
-
-“Apposite illustration,” says Andrew, nodding. “_Like_ a nightmare.
-It was just about the time I published my book, _Studies of the Human
-Grotesque in Art, Ancient and Modern_. You remember, some of you, I
-was keen on the subject--had been for years. And I was a traveler
-and collector in those days: I’d got together a wonderful show of
-illustrative subjects. You won’t see many of ’em now. I gave them to
-the Smoketown Mechanical Institute afterward.”
-
-He pulls at his long cherrystick, and blows a cloud of Latakia, and
-goes on:
-
-“I’d the whole house full. Peruvian idols, Aztec picture writings,
-Polynesian and Maori war masks; Chinese and Japanese, Burmese and
-Abyssinian, Hindu and Persian monstrosities of every kind; Egyptian,
-Carthaginian, Babylonian, Druidical, Gothic---- Well, well! I’m
-thoroughgoing, and when I do a thing I do it thoroughly. It’s enough to
-say that every variety of libel upon the human face and form that human
-ingenuity or depravity has ever perpetrated, I’d carefully collected
-and brought together here.”
-
-He waves his hand, with a curious cabalistical ring upon it that once
-belonged, it is said, to Eliphas Lévi, who had it from Albertus Magnus.
-But this may be mere report.
-
-“I worked hard, and drank a great deal of coffee,” says Andrew, “so
-much that my old housekeeper began to be afraid something mysterious
-was the matter with me. She expostulated at last, and I explained.
-Then she got interested in the book; she was an intelligent woman,
-poor dear old soul, and she got specially interested in that section
-of the work which deals with the Grotesque in Nature. Everything in
-humanity that is purely grotesque--not deformed, unnatural, outrageous,
-but purely quaint and bizarre--I piled into those chapters. The work
-is illustrative, you know, as well as descriptive, and the queer
-photographs and engravings that scientific friends had contributed to
-this particular portion of it absolutely fascinated the dear old lady.
-
-“‘To be sure, Master Andrew’ (she had known me from my knickerbocker
-and peg-top days), ‘but them are queer folk. And, my heart alive!’--she
-uttered a sharp scream--‘if that picture isn’t the exact moral of Jane
-Ladds!’
-
-“I glanced over her shoulder. It _was_ a portrait of Jane, certainly--a
-rude little wood cut of the sixteenth century, purporting to be a
-portrait of a female jester, attached, in her diverting capacity, to
-the Court of Mary Tudor, during the latter part of her reign, and
-mentioned by name in some of the accounts of the Royal household as
-‘Jeanne la Folle.’ Unless the long-dead delineator of her vanished
-charms has shamefully belied them, Jeanne must have been one of the
-most grotesquely hideous specimens of womanhood that ever existed.
-Judge, then, whether the exclamation of my housekeeper awakened my
-interest, excited my curiosity, or left me apathetic and unmoved!”
-
-We are silent. Our interest, our curiosity, are urging us to hurry on
-the conclusion of Andrew’s story.
-
-“You may suppose that I bombarded my housekeeper with questions. What?
-Did a living counterpart of the sixteenth-century joculatrix exist
-in the nineteenth? What was her station in life? Where was she to be
-found? In reply, I elicited the fact that Jane Ladds was a countrywoman
-of my own, the daughter of a wheelwright living in the village of
-Wickham, in Dorsetshire, where I myself had first seen the light. Jane
-was some half dozen years my junior, it appeared. My mother had once
-taken her into her service as under-scullerymaid, but in a casual
-encounter with the last new baby (my brother Robert, now commanding
-his battery of the Royal Horse Artillery at Jelalabad), Jane’s
-facial eccentricities had produced such a marked effect (resulting
-in convulsions) that the unfortunate _protégée_ had been hastily
-dismissed. Since when she had kept house for her father, and was
-probably keeping it still; there not being, said my housekeeper, the
-slightest human probability that any potential husband would endeavor
-to interfere with the wheelwright’s domestic arrangements.” There comes
-a twinkle into Andrew’s brown eyes.
-
-“‘No man would be mad enough!’ the old lady said. Judge of her surprise
-when I turned upon her and ordered her to write--write at once to
-Dorsetshire, ascertain whether Jane was still alive, still available,
-willing to take service, under an old acquaintance, in a bachelor’s
-London establishment? Stunned as she was, my housekeeper obeyed. The
-wages I instructed her to offer were good. An answering letter arrived
-within the space of a week, announcing Jane Ladds’ willingness to
-accept the offered situation. The letter was nicely written. I read and
-reread it with morbid excitement. I looked forward to the day of the
-writer’s arrival with an excitement more morbid still. At last the day
-came, and the woman....”
-
-We inspire deep breaths, and unanimously cry, “Go on!”
-
-“My writing table was piled high with books--I couldn’t see her until
-she came round the corner,” says Andrew, “and stood by my chair. She
-wore her Sunday clothes--Wickham taste inclines to garments of many
-colors. In silence I contemplated one of the finest examples of the
-Animated Grotesque it had ever been my fortune to look upon. Her hair
-was then red--the brightest red. Her nose was not so much a nose as a
-pimple. Her mouth was the oddest of buttons. Her forehead a ponderous
-coffer of bone, overhanging and overshadowing the other features.
-She was lengthy of arm, short of leg, dumpy of figure. She did not
-walk--she waddled; she did not sit--she squatted. Her smile was a
-gash, her curtsy the bob of an elder-pith puppet. She was, as she is
-now, unique. You are all familiar with her appearance. Search your
-memories for the moment when that appearance dawned upon you first,
-intensify your surprise, quadruple your sensations of delight--add
-to these, imagine yourself dominated by a fascination, weird,
-strange--inexplicable. In a word----”
-
-Andrew’s pipe is out; he is gesticulating excitedly, and his eyes have
-an odd gleam under his shaggy brows.
-
-“She took possession of me. I had her constantly about me. She brought
-me everything I wanted. I was never tired of gloating over my new-found
-treasure. Every accent of her voice, every odd contortion of her
-features, every awkward movement of her body was a fresh revelation to
-me. All this while I was working at my book. It was said afterward, in
-the newspapers, that the entire work, especially the closing chapters
-on the Human Grotesque, had been written in a fever of enthusiasm. The
-reviewer never knew how rightly he had guessed. Some of the theories
-I propounded and proved were curious. That Ugliness is in reality the
-highest form of Beauty--beauty in the abstract--was one of the mildest.
-I believed it when I wrote it; for I was madly, passionately infatuated
-with the ugliest woman I had ever seen--my parlor maid, Jane Ladds!”
-
-We hang upon his words so that our pipes go out, and our whisky and
-sodas stand untasted at our elbows.
-
-“Yes,” says Andrew, drawing a long, hard breath, “she possessed my
-thoughts--dominated me--waking and sleeping. I had the queerest of
-dreams, in which, with a joy that was anguish, a rapture that was
-horror, I saw myself attending crowded assemblies with my wife,
-Jane Fenn, _née_ Ladds, upon my arm. She wore my mother’s diamonds,
-a _décolletée_ gown from Worth’s; and as we moved along together,
-sibilant whispers sounded in my ears, and astonished eyes said as
-plainly, ‘_What_ an ugly woman!’
-
-“Then would come other visions ... Jane at the head of my table ...
-Jane rocking the cradle of our eldest born--an infant who strongly
-resembled his mother ... Jane here, Jane there--Jane everywhere!... My
-nerves, you will guess, must have been in a very queer state.
-
-“All the time Jane Ladds would be deftly moving about me, dusting
-my books and curios, or going on with her sewing, or, to the utter
-stupefaction of my housekeeper, I had issued orders that she should sit
-in the window, where my glance might dwell upon her whenever I lifted
-my head from my work. Late, late into the small hours, when the sky
-began to gray toward the dawning, and the ink in my stand got low, she
-used to keep me company. Not the faintest shadow of impropriety could
-attach to the association in any sane mind. My housekeeper thought it
-queer, but nothing more.
-
-“She had--she has--very large, very rough, very red hands. I used to
-imagine myself kissing one of those hands when I should ask her to
-be my wife, and conjure up the grotesque smile of shy delight with
-which she would accept the unheard-of honor. The temptation to snatch
-and kiss that awful hand became so powerful that it cost me more
-effort than I can explain to resist its ceaseless promptings. And I
-would chuckle as I looked at it, and at the bizarre countenance that
-bent over the stocking that was in process of being darned--Jane’s
-peculiar, shuffling gait seemed to have a peculiarly wearing effect
-on stockings--and wonder, _if she knew_, how she would look, what she
-would say? Then she would thread her needle, or bite the end of her
-worsted.... That hand! that hand! The struggle between the masterful
-impulse to seize and kiss it, and the shuddering desire not to do
-anything of the kind, would, upon these occasions, be perfectly
-indescribable. And--one day--the very day that saw the completion of my
-book--I yielded!”
-
-“Yes?” we cry, interrogatively. All our eyes are rounded, all our
-mouths wide open.
-
-“She saw some of my papers flutter to the carpet as I pushed back my
-chair,” Andrew continues, “and obligingly crossed the room, stooped
-and gathered them up. A kind of mist came over my eyes, and when it
-cleared away, she was there--by my side--holding the written sheets out
-to me. That hand! I must--I must! Before the poor creature could hazard
-a guess at my intentions, I seized it--I kissed it--with a resounding
-smack. I cried deliriously, ‘Jane, will you be my wife? I adore you,
-Jane!’”
-
-“And what did she do? What did she say?...”
-
-“I’m coming to that! She drew away from me, and turned very white,
-and her poor red hands trembled, and her little button features
-twitched absurdly with the effort she made to keep from crying. But,
-as I seized her hands, and went on with my wild asseverations and
-protestations--Heaven only knows what I said!--the absurdity of the
-whole thing came on her, and she burst out laughing wildly. Then I
-caught the infection, and followed suit. Once I began, I couldn’t
-stop. I was shaken like a rag in the wind--torn, possessed by seven
-devils of risibility. But I went on raging, all through it, that she
-must marry me! At last she tore herself away, and ran out of the
-room, breathlessly to burst upon my housekeeper with the information
-that ‘Master was mad, and wanted the doctor.’ And she was not far
-wrong, for by the time he came I was fit for nothing but to be carried
-to bed. Twenty-four hours later I was raving in brain fever. Seven
-weeks that red-hot torture lasted, and then I came to myself, and
-found that through all the delirium and fever I had been patiently,
-uncomplainingly, tenderly nursed by poor Jane....”
-
-Andrew’s voice grows a little husky as he nears the finish.
-
-“Well, when I was convalescent, and knew that I owed my life to her
-devotion, it seemed to me that only one reparation was possible for the
-wrong I had done Jane. It was a hard thing to do--the madness being
-over--the morbid impulse that had swayed me being no longer in the
-ascendant. But I did it! You may have noticed”--he clears his husky
-throat--“that is, those among you who have spoken to Ladds--_that
-she has a singularly sweet voice_--a voice curiously out of keeping
-with her personality. Well, when she thanked me for my ‘kindness’
-and--refused me, I might, supposing my eyes had been shut, have fancied
-that I was listening to a beautiful woman. She had been ‘marked out
-by the Lord’ to lead a lonely life, she said. When she was a young
-girl it used to make her cry when the lads went by _her_, ‘wi’ their
-vaices turned away,’ and the girls laughed when she put on a ribbon or
-a flower. But she got used to it; and she quite understood that I was
-trying to make up--like a gentleman as I was;--(a mighty poor kind of
-gentleman, I felt)--‘for summat as I’d said when I didn’t know what I
-was a-saying!’ Crazy people had queer ideas, and the village ‘softy’
-had once taken it into his head that he was in love with Jane.... And
-she thanked me for sticking to my word now that I was well, and she’d
-be my faithful servant always and for ever, Amen! Years have passed
-since then.... Well, she has kept her word. I hope, when the end of
-everything comes for me, that honest, tender, devoted heart will be
-beating by my pillow. I hope----”
-
-Andrew breaks off abruptly, and gets up and wishes us all good night.
-
-
-
-
-A VANISHED HAND
-
-
-“_Why_,” Daymond wrote, “_do you imagine that I shall despise you for
-this confession? None but a whole-souled, high-hearted woman could have
-made it! You have said you love me, frankly; and I say in return that
-had the fountains of my heart not been hopelessly dried up at their
-sources, they must have sprung forth gladly at such words from you. But
-the passion of love, dear friend, it is for me no more to know; and I
-hold you in too warm regard to offer you, in exchange for shekels of
-pure Ophir gold, a defaced and worthless coinage!”_
-
-As Daymond penned the closing words of the sentence, the last rays of
-the smoky-red London sunset were withdrawn. Only a little while ago
-he had replenished the fire with fresh logs; but they were damp, and
-charred slowly, giving forth no pleasant flame. He struck a match and
-lighted a taper that stood upon his writing table. It created a feeble
-oasis of yellow radiance upon the darkness of the great studio, and
-the shadow of Daymond’s head and shoulders bending above it, was cast
-upward in gigantesque caricature upon the skylight, reduced to frosty
-white opacity by a burden of March snow.
-
-Daymond poised the drying pen in white, well-kept fingers, and read
-over what he had written. Underlying all the elegance of well-modeled
-phrases was the sheer brutality of rejection, definitely expressed. His
-finely strung mental organization revolted painfully at the imperative
-necessity of being cruel.
-
-“She asks for bread,” he cried aloud, “and I am giving her a stone!”
-The lofty walls and domed roof of his workshop gave back the words to
-him, and his sensitive ear noted the theatrical twang of the echo. Yet
-the pang of remorse that had moved him to speech was quite genuine.
-
-“_You have heard my story_,” he wrote on.
-
-A great many people had heard it, and had been bored by it; but,
-sensitive as Daymond’s perceptions were, he was not alive to this fact.
-
-“_Seventeen years ago, while I was still a student dreaming of fame
-in a draughty Paris studio, I met the woman who was destined--I felt
-it then as I know it now--to be the one love of my life. She was an
-American, a little older than myself. She was divinely beautiful to
-me--I hardly know whether she was really so or not. We gave up all,
-each for each. She left husband, home, friends, to devote her life to
-me. I_----”
-
-He paused, trying to sum up the list of his own sacrifices, and
-ultimately left the break, as potent to express much, and went on:
-
-“_Guilty as I suppose we were, we were happy together--how happy I dare
-not even recall. Twenty-four months our life together lasted, and then
-came the end. It was the cholera year in Paris; the year which brought
-me my first foretaste of success in Art, robbed me of all joy in
-life.... She died. Horribly! suddenly! And the best of me lies buried
-in her grave!_”
-
-The muscles of his throat tightened with the rigor that accompanies
-emotion; his eyelids smarted. He threw back his still handsome head,
-and a tear fell shining on the delicately scented paper underneath
-his hand. He looked at the drop as it spread and soaked into a damp
-little circle, and made no use of the blotting paper to remove the
-stain. If any crudely candid observer had told Daymond that he dandled
-this desolation of his--took an æsthetic delight in his devotion to
-the coffined handful of dust that had once lived and palpitated at his
-touch, he would have been honestly outraged and surprised. Yet the
-thing was true. He had made his sorrow into a hobby-horse during the
-last fifteen years of honest regret, of absolute faithfulness to the
-memory of his dead mistress. It gratified him to see the well-trained
-creature dance and perform the tricks of the _haute école_. He was
-aware that the romance of that past, which he regretted with such real
-sincerity, added something to the glamour of his achieved reputation,
-his established fame, in the eyes of the world. The halo which it cast
-about him had increased his desirability in the eyes of the great lady
-who, after affording him numberless unutilized opportunities for the
-declaration of a sentiment which her large handsome person and her
-large handsome property had inspired in many other men, had written him
-a frank, womanly letter, placing these unreservedly at his disposal....
-And Daymond, in his conscious fidelity and unconscious vanity, must
-perforce reply wintrily, nipping with the east wind of non-reciprocity
-the mature passion tendrils which sought to twine themselves about
-him. It was a painful task, though the obligation of it tickled him
-agreeably--another proof of the inconsistency of the man, who may be
-regarded as a type of humanity; for we are all veritable Daymonds, in
-that the medium which gives us back to our own gloating eyes day by day
-is never the crystal mirror of Truth, but such a lying glass as the
-charlatans of centuries agone were wont to make for ancient Kings and
-withered Queens to mop and mow in.
-
-Daymond pushed back his chair, and got up, and began to pace from end
-to end of the studio. The costly Moorish carpets muffled the falling of
-his footsteps, which intermittently sounded on the polished interspaces
-of the parqueted floor, and then were lost again in velvet silence.
-In the same way, his tall figure, with its thoughtfully bending head
-and hands clasped behind it, would be swallowed up among the looming
-shadows of tall easels or faintly glimmering suggestions of sculptured
-figures which here and there thrust portions of limbs, or angles of
-faces, out of the dusk--to appear again with the twilit north window
-for its background, or emerge once more upon the borders of the
-little island of tapershine. So he moved amid the works of his genius
-restlessly and wearily to and fro; and the incoherent mutterings which
-broke from him showed that his thoughts were running in the beaten
-track of years.
-
-“If I could see her again--if our eyes and lips and hands and hearts
-might meet for even the fraction of a minute, as they used to do, it
-would be enough. I could wait then patiently through the slow decay
-of the cycles for the turning of the key in the rusty wards, and the
-clanking of my broken fetters on the echoing stone, and the burst of
-light that shall herald my deliverance from prison!...” He lifted his
-arms above his head. “Oh, my dead love, my dear love! if you are near,
-as I have sometimes fancied you were, speak to me, touch me--once,
-only once!...” He waited a moment with closed eyelids and outstretched
-hands, and then, with a dry sob of baffled longing, stumbled back to
-his writing table, where the little taper was flickering its last, and
-dropped into his armchair.
-
-“And other women talk of love to me. What wonder I am cold as ice to
-them, remembering her!”
-
-It was a scene he had gone through scores upon scores of times--words
-and gestures varying according to the pathetic inspiration of the
-moment. He knew that he was pale, and that his eyes were bleared with
-weeping, and he had a kind of triumph in the knowledge that the pain
-of retrospective longing and of present loneliness was so poignantly
-real and keen. Out of the blackness behind his chair at that moment
-came a slight stir and rustle--not the sough of a vagrant draught
-stirring among folds of tapestry, but an undeniably human sound. But
-half displeased with the suspicion that there had been a witness to his
-agony, he turned--turned and saw Her, the well-beloved of the old, old
-time, standing very near him.
-
-Beyond a vivid sensation of astonishment, he felt little. He did not
-tremble with fear--what was there in that perfectly familiar face to
-fear? He did not fall, stammering with incoherent rapture, at her feet.
-And yet, a few moments ago, he had felt that for one such sight of her,
-returned from the Unknowable to comfort him--dragged back from the
-mysterious Beyond by his strong yearnings--he would have bartered fame,
-honor, and wealth--submitted his body to unheard-of tortures--shed his
-blood to the last heart’s drop. He had prayed that a miracle might be
-performed--and the prayer had been granted. He had longed--desperately
-longed--to look on her once more--and the longing was satisfied. And he
-could only stare wide-eyed, and gape with dropped jaw, and say stupidly:
-
-“_You?_”
-
-For answer she turned her face--in hue, and line, and feature, no one
-whit altered--so that the light might illumine it fully, and stood
-so regarding him in silence. Every pore of her seemed to drink in the
-sight of him;--her lips were parted in breathless expectancy. Every
-hair of the dark head--dressed in the fashion of fifteen years ago;
-every fold of the loose dress she wore--a garment he knew again; every
-lift and fall of her bosom seemed to cry out dumbly to him. There was
-a half-quenched spark glimmering in each of her deep eyes, that might
-have wanted only one breath from his mouth to break out into flame. Her
-hands hung clasped before her. It seemed as if they were only waiting
-for the signal to unclasp--for the outspread arms to summon him to
-her heart again. But the signal did not come. He caught a breath, and
-repeated, dully:
-
-“You! It is you?”
-
-She returned:
-
-“It is I!”
-
-The well-known tones! Recollection upsprang in his heart like a gush of
-icy waters. For a moment he was thrilled to the center of his being.
-But the smitten nerve chords ceased to vibrate in another moment, and
-he rose to offer her a chair.
-
-She moved across and took it, as he placed it by the angle of the wide
-hearth; and lifted her skirts aside with a movement that came back
-to him from a long way off, like her tone in speaking--and, shading
-her deep gray eyes from the dull red heat with her white left hand,
-looked at him intently. He, having pushed his own seat back into the
-borders of the shadowland beyond the taper’s gleam and the hearth
-glow, looked back at her. That hand of hers bore no ring. When he had
-broken the plain gold link that had fettered it in time past, he had
-set in its place a ruby that had belonged to his mother. The ruby was
-on his finger now. He hid it out of sight in the pocket of his velvet
-painting coat, not knowing why he did so. And at that moment she broke
-the silence with:
-
-“You see I have come to you at last!”
-
-He replied, with conscious heaviness:
-
-“Yes--I see!”
-
-“Has the time seemed long?... We have no time, you know, where.... Is
-it many days since?...”
-
-“Many days!”
-
-“My poor Robert!... Weeks?... Months?... Not years?...”
-
-“Fifteen years....”
-
-“Fifteen years! And you have suffered all that time. Oh, cruel! cruel!
-If there was more light here, I might see your face more plainly. Dear
-face! I shall not love it less if there are lines and marks of grief
-upon it--it will not seem less handsome to me at forty than it did
-at twenty-five! Ah, I wish there was more light!” The old pettishly
-coaxing tones! “But yet I do not wish for it, lest it should show you
-any change in _me_!”
-
-“You are not changed in the least.” He drew breath hard. “It might be
-yesterday----,” he said, and left the sentence unfinished.
-
-“I am glad,” said the voice that he had been wont to recall to memory
-as wooingly sweet. “They have been kinder than I knew.... Oh! it has
-always been so painful to recall,” she went on, with the old little
-half shrug, half shudder, “that I died an _ugly_ death--that I was not
-pretty to look at as I lay in my coffin!...”
-
-Daymond recoiled inwardly. That vanity, in a woman, should not be
-eradicated by the fact of her having simply ceased to exist, was an
-hypothesis never before administered for his mental digestion.
-
-“How curiously it all happened,” she said, her full tones trembling a
-little. “It was autumn--do you remember?--and the trees in the Bois and
-the gardens of the Luxembourg were getting yellowy brown. There were
-well-dressed crowds walking on the Boulevards, and sitting round the
-little tables outside the restaurants. One could smell chloride of lime
-and carbolic acid crossing the gutters, and see the braziers burning
-at the corners of infected streets, and long strings of hearses going
-by; but nothing seemed so unlikely as that either of us should be taken
-ill and die. We were too wicked, you said, and too happy! ... only the
-good, miserable people were carried off, because any other world would
-be more suitable to them than this.... It was nonsense, of course, but
-it served us to laugh at. Then, because you could not sell your great
-Salon picture, and we could not afford the expense, you gave a supper
-at the _Café des Trois Oiseaux_ (_Cabinet particulier No. 6_)--and
-Valéry and the others joined us. I was so happy that night ... my new
-dress became me ... I wore yellow roses--your favorite Maréchal Niel’s.
-When I was putting them in my bosom and my hair you came behind and
-kissed me on the shoulder. O, _mon Dieu! mon Dieu!_ I can feel it now!
-We went to the Variétés, and then to supper. I had never felt so gay.
-People are like that, I remember having heard, just when they are going
-to die. Valéry gaped--I believe he was half in love with me--and I
-teased him because I knew you would be jealous. In those days you would
-have been jealous of the studio _écorché_. Ha! ha! ha!”
-
-Daymond shuddered. The recurrent French phrases jarred on him;
-something in her voice and manner scarified inexpressibly his sensitive
-perceptions. He wondered, dumbly, whether she had always been like
-this? She went on:
-
-“And then, suddenly, in the midst of the laughter, the champagne, the
-good dishes--the pains of hell!” She shuddered. “And then a blank, and
-waking up in bed at the hospital, still in those tortures--and getting
-worse and seeing in your white face that I was going to die! Drip-drip!
-I could feel your tears falling upon my face, upon my hand; but I was
-even impatient of you in my pain. Once I fancied that I heard myself
-saying that I hated you. Did I really?”
-
-“I think--I believe you did! But, of course----” Daymond stopped, and
-shuddered to the marrow as she leaned across to him caressingly, so
-near that her draperies brushed his knee and her breath fanned upon his
-face.
-
-“Imagine it!” she cried, “that I _hated_ you! _You_ to whom I had given
-myself--you for whom I left my----”
-
-He interrupted, speaking in an odd, strained voice: “Never mind that
-now.”
-
-“I had always wished to die first,” she resumed, “but not in that way;
-not without leaving you a legacy of kind words and kisses. Ah!” (her
-voice stole to his ears most pleadingly), “do you know that I have been
-here, I cannot tell how long, and you have not kissed me once, darling?”
-
-She rose up in her place--she would have come to him, but he sprang to
-his feet, and thrust out both hands to keep her off, crying:
-
-“No! no!”
-
-She sank back into her seat, looking at him wide-eyed and wonderingly.
-“Is he afraid of me?” she whispered to herself.
-
-“I am not afraid of you,” Daymond returned almost roughly. “But
-you must make allowances for me at first. Your sudden coming--the
-surprise----”
-
-“Ah yes! the surprise--and the joy----?”
-
-He cleared his throat and looked another way. He was shamedly conscious
-that the emotion that stiffened his tongue and hampered his gestures
-was something widely different from joy. He spoke again, confusedly.
-“This seems like old times--before----”
-
-“Before I died,” she said, “without bidding good-bye to you. Dear! if
-you guessed how I have longed to know what you said and did when it was
-all over, you would not mind telling me.... ‘_Are they grieving--those
-whom I have left behind?_’ is a question that is often asked in the
-place I come from. You were sorry? You cried? Ah! I know you must have
-cried!”
-
-“I believe,” Daymond returned, moving restlessly in his chair, “that I
-did. And I--I kissed you, though the doctors told me not to. I wanted
-to catch the cholera and die, too, I believe!...”
-
-“Yes?”
-
-“And when the people came with--the coffin, I”--he bit his lip--“I
-would not let them touch you!...”
-
-“My poor boy!”
-
-He winced from the tenderness. He felt with indescribable sensations
-the light pressure of that well-known once well-loved touch upon his
-arm.
-
-“And then--after the funeral, I believe I had a brain fever.” He
-passed his hand through his waving, slightly grizzled hair, as if to
-assist his lagging memory--really, as an excuse for shaking off that
-intolerable burden of her hand. “And when I recovered I found there was
-no way to forgetfulness”--he heard her sigh faintly--“except through
-work. I worked then--I am working still.”
-
-“Always alone?”
-
-“Generally alone. I have never married.”
-
-“Of course not!”
-
-A faint dissent began to stir in him at this matter-of-fact
-acquiescence in his widowed turtle-like celibacy. “It may interest you
-to know,” he observed, with a touch of the pompous manner which had
-grown upon him with the growth of his reputation, “that my career has
-been successful in the strongest sense of the word. I have become, I
-may say, one of the leaders of the world of Art. Upon the decease or
-resignation of the President of the ----, it is more than probable that
-I shall be invited to occupy his vacant place. And an intimation has
-reached me, from certain eminent quarters”--he paused weightily--“that
-a baronetcy will be conferred upon me, in that event!”
-
-“Yes?”
-
-The tone betrayed an absolute lack of attention. She had once been used
-to take a keen interest in his occupations; to be cast down by his
-failures and elated by his successes. Had that enthusiasm constituted
-the greater part of her charm? In its absence Daymond began to find
-her--must it be confessed?--but indifferent company.
-
-In the embarrassment that momentarily stiffened him, an old habit
-came to his rescue. Before he knew it, he had taken a cigar from a
-silver box upon the writing table, and was saying, with the politely
-apologetic accent of the would-be smoker:
-
-“May I? You used not to mind!”
-
-She made a gesture of assent. As the first rings of bluish vapor
-mounted into the air, Daymond found her watching him with those intent,
-expectant eyes.
-
-Feeling himself bound to make some observation, he said: “It is very
-wonderful to me to see you here! It was very good of you to come!”
-
-She returned: “They had to let me come, I think! I begged so--I prayed
-so, that at last----” She paused. Daymond was not listening. He was
-looking at her steadfastly and pondering....
-
-It had been his whim, in the first poignancy of bereavement, to destroy
-all portraits of her, so that with the lapse of years no faulty touch
-should bewray the memory of her vanished beauty. It struck him now for
-the first time that his brush had played the courtier, and flattered
-her, for the most part, unblushingly. He found himself criticizing
-unfavorably the turn of her throat and the swell of her bosom, and
-the dark voluptuous languishment of her look. The faint perfume of
-heliotrope that was shaken forth now, as of old time, from her hair and
-her garments no longer intoxicated, but sickened him. This, then, was
-the woman he had mourned for fifteen years! He began to feel that he
-had murmured unwisely at the dispensation of Providence. He began to
-revolt at this recrudescence of an outworn passion--to realize that at
-twenty-five he had taken a commonplace woman for a divinity--a woman
-whom, if she had not died when she did, he would have wearied of--ended
-perhaps in hating. He found himself in danger of hating her now.
-
-“At last they let me come. They said I should repent it--as if I
-could!” Her eyes rested on him lingeringly; her hand stilled the
-eager trembling of her lips. “Never! Of course, you seemed a little
-strange at first. You are not quite--not quite yourself now; it is
-natural--after fifteen years. And presently, when I tell you---- Oh!
-what will you say when I tell you all?”
-
-She left her chair and came toward him, so swiftly that he had not time
-to avoid her. She laid her hand on his shoulder and bent her mouth to
-his ear. One of her peculiarities had been that her lips were always
-cold, even when her passion burned most fiercely. The nearness of
-those lips, once so maddeningly desirable and sweet, made Daymond’s
-flesh creep horribly. He breathed with difficulty, and the great drops
-of agony stood thickly on his forehead--not with weak, superstitious
-terror of the ghost; with unutterable loathing of the woman.
-
-“Listen!” she said. “They are wise in the place I came from; they know
-things that are not known here.... You have heard it said that once in
-the life of every human being living upon earth comes a time when the
-utterance of a wish will be followed by its fulfilment. The poor might
-be made rich, the sick well, the sad merry, the loveless beloved--in
-one moment--if they could only know when that moment comes! But not
-once in a million million lifetimes do they hit upon it; and so they
-live penniless and in pain, and sorrowful and lonely, all their lives.
-I let my chance go by, like many others, long before I died; but yours
-is yet to come.” Her voice thrilled with a note of wild triumph; the
-clasp of her arm tightened on his neck. “Oh, love!” she cried; “the
-wonderful moment is close at hand! It is midnight now”--she pointed
-to the great north window, through which the frosty silver face of
-the moon was staring in relief against a framed-in square of velvet
-blackness, studded with twinkling star-points--“but with the first
-signs of the dawn that you and I have greeted together, heart of my
-heart!--how many times in the days that may come again!--with the
-graying of the East and the paling of the stars comes the Opportunity
-for you. Now, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”
-
-He understood and quailed before her. But she was blindly confident in
-his truth, stupidly reliant on his constancy.
-
-“When it comes, beloved, you shall take me in your arms--breathe your
-wish upon these lips of mine, in a kiss. Say, while God’s ear is open,
-‘Father, give her back to me, living and loving, as of old!’ and I
-shall be given--I shall be given!”
-
-She threw both arms about him and leaned to him, and sobbed and laughed
-with the rapture of her revelation and the anticipation of the joy that
-was to come.
-
-“Remember, you must not hesitate, or the golden chance will pass beyond
-recall, and I shall go back whence I came, never more to return--never
-more to clasp you, dearest one, until you die too, and come to me (are
-you cold, that you shudder so?)--and be with me for always. Listen,
-listen!”
-
-As she lifted her hand the greatest of all the great clock voices of
-London spoke out the midnight hour. As other voices answered from far
-and near Daymond shuddered, and put his dead love from him, and rose up
-trembling and ghastly pale.
-
-They moved together to the window, and stood looking out. The weather
-was about to change; the snow was melting, the thaw drip plashed
-heavily from roof gutters and balconies, cornices and window ledges. As
-she laid her hand once more upon his shoulder the stars began to fade
-out one by one, and in a little while from then the eastward horizon
-quivered with the first faint throes of dawn.
-
-“Wish!” she cried. “Now! now! before it is too late!” She moved as if
-to throw herself again upon his breast; but he thrust her from him with
-resolute hands that trembled no more.
-
-“I wish,” he said very distinctly, “to be Sir Robert Daymond, Baronet,
-and President of the ---- before the year is out!”
-
-She fell away from him, and waned, and became unsubstantial and shadowy
-like the ghost she was, and unlike the thing of flesh and blood she had
-seemed before. Nothing remained to her of lifelikeness but the scorn
-and anger, the anguish and reproach of her great eyes.
-
-“Only the dead are faithful to Love--because they are dead,” she said.
-“The living live on--and forget! They may remember sometimes to regret
-us--beat their breasts and call upon our names--but they shudder if we
-answer back across the distance; and if we should offer to come back,
-‘Return!’ they say! ‘go and lie down in the comfortable graves we have
-made you; there is no room for you in your old places any more!’ They
-told me I should be sorry for coming; but I would not listen, I had
-such confidence. I am wiser now! Good-bye!”
-
-A long sigh fluttered by him in the semi-obscurity, like a bird with
-a broken wing. There was a rattling of curtain rings, the dull sough
-of falling tapestry, and the opening and closing of a door. She was
-gone! And Daymond, waking from strangely dreamful slumbers to the
-cheerlessness of dying embers and burned-out candle, rang the bell for
-his servant, and ordered lights. A few minutes later saw him, perfectly
-dressed, stepping into his cab.
-
-“Chesterfield Gardens, Mayfair,” he said, giving the direction to his
-valet for transference to the groom.
-
-“Beg pardon, sir, but Lady Mary Fraber’s servant is still waiting!” The
-man pointed back to the house.
-
-“Ah!” said Daymond, who had had a passing glimpse of alien cord gaiters
-reposing before his hall-fire. “Tell him I have taken the answer to his
-mistress myself.”
-
-And as he spoke he scattered a handful of torn-up squares of paper--the
-fragments of a letter--in largesse to the night and the gusty weather.
-
-
-
-
-AN ORDEAL BY FIRE
-
-
-Mr. Lanter was bookkeeping clerk in a New York dry-goods store. For
-his services he was remunerated at the rate of fifteen dollars per
-week. His bedroom at the boarding house with daily breakfast and three
-meals on the Sunday, cost him ten dollars; the remaining five supplied
-all other necessities--fed him at cheap restaurants, dressed him from
-cheap clothing stores, and allowed him to send a cash bill now and
-then to his mother, who lived in a New Hampshire village on tea, bread
-and sauce, wore her hair in looped bell-ropes on either side of her
-forehead and a rosette behind, and thought her son the most splendid
-man in the world. But despite heroic efforts, Mr. Lanter had not
-succeeded in putting by anything against a rainy day. As to marriage,
-it was not to be dreamt of, which is probably the reason why Mr.
-Lanter dreamed of it so frequently. But the feminine form that figured
-in those dreams was not that of a typist, or a sales-lady, or even a
-chorus-girl or variety artist. Mr. Lanter was a young man with a turn
-for reading, who regularly spent his Sundays at the Cooper Institute,
-and he did not feel that he could undertake to do his duty as a husband
-by anything short of a heroine of romantic classical fiction. He had
-had imaginary love passages with several of these, both ancient and
-modern. _The Faëry Queen_ had given him Britomart, and the _Volsunga
-Saga_ had supplied him with Brunhild. Hypatia’s erudition made her
-a little alarming, but the affair was pleasant while it lasted; and
-Iseult was too dark for Mr. Lanter’s taste, but he changed the color
-of her locks as expeditiously as a French hairdresser, and roamed the
-forest ways with her more appreciatively than Prosper. Theaters Mr.
-Lanter did not frequent, because Mrs. Lanter regarded such places as
-pitfalls dug by the devil for the capture of unwary young America, and
-he had promised his mother he would not visit them. Indeed, had he
-been inclined to go back on his word, he could not have afforded to do
-so. But neither concert-halls, museums, nor circuses figured on Mrs.
-Lanter’s black list, because she had forgotten to specify them; and one
-half-holiday Mr. Lanter found himself entering Kneeman’s Star Musée
-with an order.
-
-The Kneeman Musée is a big, opulent building, with a central dome of
-colored glass, a gorgeous façade ornamented with groups of sculptured
-figures and a gilded vestibule where are displayed an array of
-life-sized photographs and gigantic colored posters illustrating
-the wonders to be seen within; promising upon this occasion, among
-other exquisite novelties, the unique whistling entertainment of
-Madame Smithers, the Kentucky Mocking Bird; the Celebrated Centaur
-Family, in their feats of Equitation; the Balancing Bonellis, in their
-electrifying plank-and-ladder interlude; Madame la Comtesse Püspök
-Ladany, the Beautiful Hungarian (heroine of one of the most sensational
-European elopements) in her Elegant Effects of Equestrianism upon the
-highly-trained Arab Maimoun, assisted by Rurik the Gitano, who had
-the honor, upon the sensational occasion above alluded to, of eloping
-with Madame la Comtesse. Then came the Mermaids in a Tank Act, and
-three-inch notes of exclamation clamorously invited attention to the
-American Girl Giantess, Mademoiselle Minota, nineteen years of age,
-nine feet in height, weighing four hundred and twenty-six pounds, able
-to lift a weight of one hundred and forty pounds with one hand....
-The remainder of the bill was filled with dwarfs, performing lions,
-snake-charmers, and ventriloquists.
-
-Mr. Lanter presented nothing remarkable to the ordinary observation.
-He was fair, undersized, and short-sighted, and the necktie he
-had chosen was of a vivid salmon-pink, trying to his complexion,
-which had been injured by overwork and close confinement in a glass
-counting-hutch lighted by electricity, and heated by steam. He
-followed his companion, who was a smart, bustling young salesman
-with a lady-killing reputation, and sporting proclivities; and as he
-went he smiled a little vaguely, and his mouth was not quite shut,
-a negligence which deprives the expression of intellectuality. They
-had fauteuil seats so close to the Ring that their knees rubbed
-against the low velvet-cushioned barrier that enclosed the sand-strewn
-space, which seemed to Mr. Lanter to be a brown central-patch, in a
-gorgeous, multi-colored dream. The dome above, all glass and gilding,
-the pretty women in the boxes, the perambulating vendors of candy and
-ices, the orchestra tuning up in a gilded balcony on the left of the
-stage, the whiffs of menagerie, gas, and stabling which escaped from
-the coulisses, the people who pushed past into their places, Madame
-Smithers trilling and piping in emulation of the feathered songsters
-of American groves, the Centaur Family upon their gaily-trapped
-steeds, the bursts of applause, the shouts of laughter, were all made
-of dream-stuff.... But when heavy tableau-curtains rose upon a scene
-representing a mediæval banqueting-hall, and revealed the American
-Girl Giantess, throned upon a high seat, arrayed in gilded chain-mail
-and flowing purple draperies, a sword in her large white right hand,
-a crimson cloak upon her shoulders and a dragon-crested helm upon her
-large fair head, the start Mr. Lanter gave would have awakened any
-ordinary sleeper. But the dream closed in again, as Miss Minota rose,
-and, bowing to the right, to the left, to the middle, descended the
-baize-covered staircase which led from the stage to the Ring.... Other
-spectators saw a young woman monstrously overgrown, with tow-colored
-hairplaits as thick as coir-cable, and blue eyes as round as silver
-dollars, who was well-proportioned in her huge way, and who, if looked
-at through the wrong end of an opera-glass, when divested of her tawdry
-theatrical trappings, might have appeared an honest, ordinary young
-person of average good looks. But Mr. Lanter saw a golden roof-ridge
-and a ring of magic fire roaring up, and the Brunhild of his visions;
-and breathed hard, and felt a clammy sensation about the palms of
-the hands, while his heart drummed heavily against the lining of his
-ready-made waistcoat. He must have been very pale or very purple in the
-face, for his companion nudged him.
-
-“Guess you’re feeling off color!... Like to get out into the air?... If
-so, I’ll keep your seat,” he whispered; but Mr. Lanter shook his head.
-
-The band struck up a march, Miss Minota descended into the arena,
-a voluble gentleman in evening dress, who acted as showman, and,
-when necessary, as interpreter, walking in the shadow of her
-elbow. She seemed, indeed, an overwhelming example of feminine
-physical development as she gravely performed her round, replying
-in monosyllables to the remarks that were made to her by members of
-the audience, complying with their expressed desire to shake her
-enormous hand. Mr. Lanter was hot and cold by turns as her monumental
-proportions drew nearer; he meant to rise in his place and boldly
-engage her in conversation; he got as far as getting on his legs.
-It seemed that the large blue eyes of the giantess dropped upon him
-inquiringly; he almost fancied her about to pause. But his tongue
-refused to utter the word which would have arrested her progress....
-She swept past, and it was as though the mainsail of a yacht had gone
-over on the starboard tack, emptying a whole breeze out of an acre of
-canvas. Another moment and she had ascended to the stage, her draperies
-of crimson and purple trailing as she went; she had lifted her weights,
-respectively guaranteed at one hundred and one hundred and forty pounds
-avoirdupois; she had made her three bows, and the tableau-curtains had
-descended and closed. Thenceforward Mr. Lanter took no interest in the
-entertainment. With fishy eyes he sat, retrospective, unobservant; and
-his companion, the lively Mr. Goter, found him mighty dull.
-
-“Oh, look here!... Say now! what’s up with you?” he protested, as they
-walked home together through the crowded streets.
-
-The clang of street-car gongs, the intermittent roar and rattle of
-the elevated railway, mingled with the blare of tin horns, and the
-clamor of voices. It was hot May weather, and there was a smell upon
-the languid air that seemed to combine in itself the flavor of rotten
-fruit, the musky odor of African skins, the pungent acridity of frying
-oil, and the rankness of coarse tobacco.
-
-“Up with me? Why, I’m all right,” said Mr. Lanter, “and I’ve had a real
-good time, thanks to you, old man!”
-
-“Come, have a drink?” said the pacified Goter, and they turned in at
-the swing doors of a beer saloon. “Bully, wasn’t she?” he broke out,
-after ordering two iced bocks. “My style all over! Guess I’ve a good
-mind to take her on!” and he winked knowingly.
-
-Mr. Lanter set down his tall glass of untasted Münchener. “Look here,
-who are you talking about?” He was salmon-pink to the edge of his black
-Derby hat, and his pale blue eyes had angry sparks in them.
-
-“That girl that did the jugglin’ business on the plank-and-ladder,”
-responded Goter. “Black eyes, black hair, high color, and spankin’
-action. Did you s’pose I meant that walkin’ grain-elevator in the tin
-armor? No, sir!”
-
-He had yet another fulminating witticism on hand, and he discharged it.
-Before it had done crackling he saw stars, for the placable Lanter had
-suddenly smitten him upon the nose.
-
-“Good thunder! what are you up to, anyway?” spluttered the astonished
-Mr. Goter.
-
-“Hol’ off there! Go easy!” shouted the barkeeper. Half a dozen men,
-their drinks in their hands, their hats tilted back from interested
-faces, had gathered round, and a colored boy was mopping the
-red-stained marble table with a wet cloth.
-
-“He--he insulted a lady!” gasped Mr. Lanter, “and I struck him! If he
-does it again--I’ll do it again!... Mind that!” The tone and the look
-with which he delivered the final warning convinced Mr. Goter that he
-had better mind.
-
-Thenceforward he ceased to regard Mr. Lanter as a “Willie” and Mr.
-Lanter ceased to regard himself as a Christian young man. His own
-violence had shocked him. There must be a good deal of cold reason, he
-reflected, at the bottom of Mrs. Lanter’s inveterate prejudice against
-public places of entertainment, and his conscience pricked him. But she
-had made him promise that he would not go to “theaters,” and he salved
-his conscience by reminding himself that he had kept his word. But he
-went again and yet again to Kneeman’s Star Musée. And upon the third
-occasion he mustered up courage to speak to Miss Minota.
-
-“How do you do?” he blurted out. Then as an afterthought he blurted
-out, “Mademoiselle.” He had to tilt his head quite back to look up into
-Miss Minota’s large fair moon-face. He wondered what she would say if
-anybody told her that she was his ideal of womanhood?
-
-“I guess I am very well, thank you,” responded the giantess. She had a
-plaintive, mooing voice, and despite the usage of a public career, she
-seemed little less bashful than Mr. Lanter.
-
-“Do you like N’York?” Mr. Lanter inquired.
-
-“Well,” Miss Minota returned, “I guess I do!” She sighed as she
-continued: “But one place is much the same as another to you--when you
-don’t see anythin’ more of it than the inside of the hotel where you
-happen to be located, and the inside of the hall where you chance to be
-exhibitin’.”
-
-“Why, now, that’s a shame!” said Mr. Lanter, growing red with sympathy.
-“Don’t your friends take you around some, when you feel you’d like to
-go?”
-
-“I suppose they’d be real pleased,” said Miss Minota, after an
-instant’s consideration, “if I didn’t attract so much attention.
-But when you’re too big to go on the cars, like other folk, or pass
-along the sidewalk without blockin’ it----” She shrugged her enormous
-shoulders with a little air of fatigue, and the gentleman in evening
-dress, who officiated as showman, gave her the signal to move.
-“Good-afternoon!” she said graciously, and passed on.
-
-But Mr. Lanter’s brain was surging with sympathy. “My gracious!” he
-cried to himself, “is it possible that that splendid creature isn’t
-happy?” A vague look of gentle melancholy was certainly floating on the
-surface of those limpid china-blue eyes. He breathed through his nose
-and clenched his fists, one of which already bore a proof impression
-of Mr. Goter’s projecting front tooth. And the very next half-holiday
-found him waiting at the side-door through which professionals found
-entrance to the back scenes of Kneeman’s. One or two sallow, cropped
-men in furred overcoats passed in, one of them in company with a
-black-eyed, vivacious, middle-aged woman, who conversed with her
-fingers, her shoulders, and every muscle of her face--and in whom Mr.
-Lanter recognized Goter’s houri. Then a vehicle like a hotel-omnibus,
-only taller and shinier, drawn by a pair of stout horses, pulled up by
-the curb; two men, moustached, and dressed in a kind of buff uniform
-faced with red (Mr. Lanter recognized it as the livery common to the
-attendants of the Musée), got down from the box seat and opened the
-omnibus door.... Mr. Lanter’s heart thumped wildly as a colossal foot
-and ankle, appareled in a pink silk stocking and rosetted black satin
-shoe, cautiously descended to the ground, and the rest of Miss Minota
-followed by gradual instalments until the giantess stood upright on
-the pavement, her nine feet of height handsomely accentuated by an
-umbrageous hat, with a plume of nodding feathers which might have
-served for the central ornament of a canopy of state. She inclined this
-tremendous headgear in gracious recognition of Mr. Lanter. Mr. Lanter
-took off his hat with his best manner, and boldly stepped forward.
-
-A large pink flush invaded the giantess’s immense cheeks, previously
-of a pale or dough-colored complexion. “Won’t you walk in a minute?”
-she said, in a timid, fluttering way. Then, not without difficulty, she
-went in at the side-door, Mr. Lanter followed, the attendants mounted
-to their seats, and the large shiny omnibus drove away.
-
-The sensation of moving and speaking in a dream bore heavily upon Mr.
-Lanter as he followed the tall, stooping figure of the giantess up
-a short flight of stairs and through what seemed to be a labyrinth
-of winding passages, each of which seemed more dark and dusky than
-the preceding one, and conveyed a stronger olfactory impression
-of gas, mice, and turpentine. But the labyrinth ended in a vast
-echoing chaos of shaky canvas scenes and machinery, which Miss
-Minota introduced as the stage. The iron curtain that separated the
-stage from the auditorium was down, and they stood together in the
-midst of a heterogeneous jumble of properties among which Mr. Lanter
-recognized the plank-and-ladder of the equilibrists, the gilded props
-and rubber-covered block-tackle used by the tight-rope dancer, the
-belled and ribboned saddles employed by the Centaur Family, and Miss
-Minota’s mediæval throne, flanked by the gilded weights employed in her
-exhibition of manual strength.
-
-“Won’t you----” Involuntarily he pointed to the gaudy throne-seat.
-
-“Well,” said the giantess, “I don’t know but what I will sit down--just
-a minute.” Seated, her large round face and china-blue, rather foolish
-eyes were above the level of Mr. Lanter’s as he stood before her.
-Certainly, but for the suet dumpling pallor of her fair complexion and
-a prevailing flabbiness, the result of insufficient exercise, Miss
-Minota would have been good-looking. “I guess I ought to thank you for
-being so polite!” she said, and her tone and accent were homely as
-those of the New England village-folk among whom Mr. Lanter had been
-raised. “I guess you thought I acted like I was silly just now; but
-boys do scare me so.... If there’s one thing more than another I dasn’t
-face, it’s a boy; and you bet boys know it, and lay along for me--the
-nasty little things! So there’s another reason why I can’t go round
-like other folks--even if the management wouldn’t object to my givin’
-the show away!” She folded her immense hands upon her knees and looked
-placidly at Mr. Lanter.
-
-“But why should the management object, Miss--Mademoiselle?” asked Mr.
-Lanter, standing, very red and stiff and embarrassed, at Miss Minota’s
-knee, like a somewhat dull little boy about to say a lesson.
-
-“Because once folks have seen me for nothin’, they’ll leave the
-pay-place alone,” said Miss Minota. “It’s human natur’, take it how you
-will. An’ I’m only Mademoiselle on the posters. My first professional
-exhibitin’ tour was in the State of Minnesota, an’ that’s how I got
-my professional name. My own name seemed kind of one-horse for a
-poster--Quilt--Miss Hattie Quilt of Smartsville, New Hampshire, I was
-when I lived to-home.”
-
-“I’ve been to Smartsville,” said Mr. Lanter eagerly, as though it were
-a bond. “It’s only forty miles from Saunderstown where I was raised.
-My mother, Mrs. Lanter, she lives there now. And Quilt’s a name I’ve
-heard.... There was old Deacon Quilt that had the lawsuit----”
-
-“I guess he was my grandfather!” said Miss Minota soberly.
-
-Mr. Lanter tilted his head, trying to remember what the lawsuit had
-been about.
-
-“It was a suit about an iron bedstead,” said Miss Minota. “It’s ’most
-ten years ago. Grandfather bought it for me, because I’d crowded
-mother out of hers. We slep’ together till I was ’bout eleven years
-old. Well, grandfather measured me himself for that bed, but it didn’t
-get delivered for a month on end, and I’d growed beyond my measure,
-and didn’t fit it, or it didn’t fit me. Mother tried to convince the
-old man by showin’ him my frocks--she’d let ’em down eight inches
-only four weeks back, an’ they was hardly on speakin’ terms with my
-boot-tops by then--but he said on’y Jonah’s gourd growed at that rate,
-an’ the dry-goods man must change the bedstead or he’d go to law. An’
-the dry-goods man said rather than have legal trouble he’d change the
-bed for a bigger, ’n he did; but the new one was six weeks in gettin’
-delivered, and it was the same story over again--it didn’t fit me,
-nohow! So grandfather went to law, an’ the case was tried in the
-Smartsville court-house, an’ grandfather would ’a got damages if the
-dry-goods man’s lawyer hadn’t asked to have me produced in court. It
-was my first public appearance, an’ I was dretful shy. People used to
-laugh at me bein’ so shy, but you’ve no idee what a tryin’ thing it is
-bein’ bigger ’n anybody else--when you first find it out!” The large
-form of Miss Minota was convulsed by a shudder. “You’d hide yourself in
-a mousehole, if it was big enough to hold you. Well, they called Miss
-Hattie Quilt, an’ I got up an’ straightened out, for I’d been settin’
-cramped in a kind of pew, an’ it seemed even to myself as if I’d never
-end. An’ the judge looked at me through his glasses. My! didn’t he
-stare! An’ he asked how old I was, an’ I said ‘Risin’ twelve’; an’ the
-judge allowed if I kep’ on risin’ I might get somewheres in time; an’
-that a man with a granddaughter like that growin’ up about him ought to
-provide india-rubber bedsteads an’ a sliding roof. An’ all the folks
-laughed an’ grandfather had to pay sixty dollars damages an’ costs.”
-Miss Minota’s gentle, monotonous, mooing voice left off talking; she
-paused to draw breath.
-
-“And then----?” said Mr. Lanter, in whose brain dim and faded hearsays
-connected with the Quilt law-case were stirring.
-
-“Then grandfather took a kind of down on me,” Miss Minota explained,
-“though he’d set a deal of store on me before. An’ mother used to
-beg me with tears in her eyes not to grow at that rate; an’ I tried
-not--hard; but I kep’ on. I stinted meals an’ wore an iron pound-weight
-on my head under my hat--but still I kep’ on. An’ at last grandfather
-opinioned to father and mother it was time to let out the house--or to
-let out me. So they hired me to Dan Slater--perhaps you’ve heard of
-Slater’s Traveling Museum of Marvels--an’----”
-
-“I should have thought they’d been ashamed!” burst out Mr. Lanter,
-flushing to the temples. “Their own flesh and blood!”
-
-“That’s what other people kep’ saying to grandfather, ‘your own flesh
-and blood’!” returned Miss Minota. “But all grandfather ever said was
-that there was more flesh and blood than he’d bargained for, and he’d
-thank ’em to ’tend to their own affairs.”
-
-“I don’t think he was a nice kind of man,” said little Mr. Lanter,
-thrilling with indignation to his toes and finger-tips, “to send a
-young girl away from her home and her mother--out into the world--among
-strangers who might have treated her badly!” He looked up at his ideal
-of womanhood with passionate chivalry.
-
-“Oh, but they didn’t treat me badly!” said Miss Minota. “Dan Slater
-was real kind. An’ when I outgrew the caravan I traveled in at first,
-he telescoped two together--an’ as one of ’em had been made for the
-giraffe, I got on pretty well. But I’ve never got used to bein’ made a
-show of, an’ stared at, and asked questions by people, whether they’re
-ordinary folks or Kings an’ Queens an’ Serene Highnesses--an’ I guess I
-never will. Perhaps you wouldn’t believe it’s lonsome to be bigger ’n
-anybody else--but it makes me feel so, times!”
-
-“I wish I could prevent your feeling lonesome!” burst out Mr. Lanter,
-before he was aware. “I wish I could carry you right away from
-this”--he waved his hand comprehensively--“and take care of you. I
-wouldn’t let a rough breath blow on you as I could help. I’d stand
-between you and the world, and shelter you--I’d spend my life in doing
-it--and spend it gladly!” He forgot himself in what he was saying, and
-therefore did not blush, but his awkward, plain, and homely little
-figure in its badly-fitting store clothes was a spectacle to smile
-at. “Oh! if you knew all I’d thought and dreamed of since I saw you
-first!” he said, with a quiver of passion in his voice. “It seems like
-a dream to be talking to you here.... If it didn’t how could I tell
-you straight out as I am telling you now, what I haven’t even had the
-courage to write--that I--I----”
-
-Miss Minota modestly reared her Alpine height from the mediæval throne
-as a trampling of feet sounded from the dusty passage beyond. “I guess
-I have got to go and dress,” she said modestly.
-
-“Oh, please wait one minute!” pleaded Mr. Lanter. “You must know it, if
-you never speak to me or look at me again. I think you the grandest,
-most glorious woman I ever saw! I’m ready to die for you right now, if
-the dying of a common store clerk would be any use! But it wouldn’t,”
-said Mr. Lanter, “and so I must go on thinking of you, and worshipping
-you, and loving you to the end of my days----” He broke down, blushing
-and stammering.
-
-“Oh, my!” cried Miss Minota. In her surprise she sat down again so
-unguardedly that the mediæval throne creaked and tottered. “You don’t
-mean it? Honest, you don’t?”
-
-“I mean it with all my soul!” asseverated Mr. Lanter.
-
-Miss Minota blushed a dull red all over her immense face, as she met
-the young man’s rather ugly, candid gaze. Then her large china-blue
-eyes brimmed over; she pulled from her pocket a cambric handkerchief
-as large as the mainsail of a toy yacht, and began to cry like a
-thunder-cloud.
-
-“Don’t!” begged Mr. Lanter. “Please don’t! If you’re angry with me I
-don’t know what I should do. I don’t, indeed!” He was dreadfully in
-earnest, and quite pale, and large drops stood upon his forehead, for
-the air in the Musée was insufferably hot and close. There was a smell
-of charred wood and blistering paint, and the unsettled dust of the
-place made the straggling rays of daylight that bored their way into it
-seem blue and smoky. A sudden clamor of voices broke out below, almost
-under the stage it seemed, and then came the trampling of feet, the
-crash of broken glass, and the smell of some spilled chemical mingled
-with the grosser odors of the place. The scent, the stir, the sounds,
-seemed vaguely associated in Mr. Lanter’s mind with something dangerous
-and sinister. But he was listening to Miss Minota.
-
-“I ain’t a mite angry,” said the giantess, giving her overflowing eyes
-a final dab with the handkerchief, now crumpled into a damp ball. “I
-should hate to have you believe it! I--I think you’re real generous,
-an’ kind, an’ noble. And I shall be grateful to you all my life”--she
-mopped her eyes again--“for makin’ me feel--for once--like I’d been an
-ordinary-sized girl; for I--I’ll own I have fretted considerable. But
-there, when things can’t be altered, anyhow, it’s no good frettin’, is
-it? An’, of course, there could never be nothin’ between us--I couldn’t
-ever play it so low down on a man that’s as generous and kind as you
-are, as to say there could be. But I’m just as obliged. And now I’ll
-say good-bye, and if we don’t never meet again you’re to remember I was
-grateful. My land! I do believe the show’s afire!”
-
-For the crackling, blistering heat that parched the flooring underfoot,
-with the sudden volume of smoke that rolled upward, betrayed the
-condition of things no less than the thin tongues of flame that
-licked upward between the boards. In the regions under the stage the
-conflagration had broken out; they heard the shouts of the stage-hands,
-the crash of glass fire-bombs breaking one after another, and next
-moment a solitary man, smoke-blackened and red-faced, burst upward from
-the regions below, and, rushing to the fire-hose, coiled like a brown
-snake against the bare masonry of the wall, began to haul it down. As
-the man tugged and swore at the hose, other voices shouted and other
-feet clattered, and half a dozen other men, singed and blackened like
-so many demons, emerged as the first had done, from those conjectural
-lower depths.
-
-“It’s no use--no use!” they shouted as they ran, and the fireman
-dropped the hose and ran with them. They did not have to cross the
-charring, blistering stage, for they were on the right side for the
-passage-way. They fought and struggled, shrieking, in the narrow exit,
-blocked by their terrified bodies.
-
-“Come! Didn’t you hear?” shouted Mr. Lanter. He caught Miss Minota by
-the skirt and tugged at it like a faithful terrier. “Run!” he shouted
-again. But a choking volume of smoke, a blast of fiercer heat fanned
-up from below. The boards of the stage were now in flames. And the
-flames were of beautiful, ravishingly-delicate shades of blue and
-hyacinth and orange-red. And they devoured where they licked with a
-deadly greed and a purring, crackling kind of satisfaction.... “Come!”
-Mr. Lanter shouted again. The giantess had sunk upon her knees,
-he shook her violently by the shoulder, and she lifted her large,
-terrified face and staring blue eyes, now for the first time upon a
-level with his own.
-
-“I dasn’t!” she cried. “The floor wouldn’t bear me--I should never
-git across! Save yourself while you have time!” As she sobbed and
-shuddered, Mr. Lanter put his arm round her, as though she had been
-quite an ordinary-sized girl.
-
-“Pluck up!” he shouted, for the fire roared as triumphantly as though
-Kneeman’s Star Musée were the choicest morsel in the world. “I’ll get
-you out of this or burn with you, by--thunder!” and he kissed her. The
-kiss seemed to revive Miss Minota, for she gasped, and struggled to her
-feet, and looked with him upon a wall of rejoicing flame that soared
-upward between them and the passage-way. “These doors behind us--where
-do they lead?” Mr. Lanter shouted, and Miss Minota shouted back, “To
-the dressing-rooms!”
-
-There was no way of escape before them; the iron curtain walled them
-in. As the slim greedy tongues of fire began to lick the boards on
-which they stood, they retreated to the back of the stage. But the
-stifling smoke and the greedy fire followed them, and the end of things
-seemed not far off.... It seemed quite natural now that they should be
-holding hands. They were blackened both, and smoke-begrimed, parched
-and giddy with the terrific heat, and the incandescent air fanned on
-their smirched faces as though the wings of Azrael had stirred it; but
-they were a comfort to each other. To be heard by each other in that
-fiendish tumult of insentient things was impossible; but they pressed
-close to one another like children in the smoky dark, and held one
-another’s hands.
-
-“I don’t know as I’d choose to have things different,” said a grip of
-Mr. Lanter’s; and the answering squeeze of Miss Minota’s large hand
-said, “Thank you for helping me to die so like an ordinary-sized girl!”
-But the hand she pressed seemed to melt in hers and slip away, and,
-groping downward in the dun-colored smother, the giantess touched the
-senseless body of Mr. Lanter lying at her feet. And then she gave a cry
-of love and grief and anger mingled, as an ordinary-sized woman might
-have done--and lifted her lover from the blistering floor as though he
-had been a baby. The smoke seemed less dense a few feet beyond where
-she stood, and, moving forward with Mr. Lanter held upon one arm, the
-other outstretched gropingly, Miss Minota bruised her knuckles against
-a wooden door. It was the high, narrow door of solid, iron-clamped
-timber (usually situated at the back of the scene-dock), by which
-scenery and the more bulky properties were hoisted up to or removed
-from the stage of Kneeman’s Musée. In the joy of the discovery Miss
-Minota cried out. Then she laid down Mr. Lanter very gently on the
-floor, and fumbled for the door-bolts. But the door opened by a winch
-and lever, and Miss Minota fumbled in vain. A chill despair seized her.
-He lay so helpless and inert at her feet that he might have been dead!
-“O Lord!” Miss Minota prayed, “where’s the use in You havin’ made me so
-much bigger than other folk if I can’t save him? Help me to do it, and
-I’ll never go back on You by grumblin’ at my size any more!”
-
-A dizziness overcame her, she reeled and staggered against the side
-wall of the scene-dock, bruising her knee against something that fell
-with a dull, reverberating crash. It was a solid bar of iron used by a
-professional athlete in a weight-lifting exhibition, and it might have
-weighed a hundred and sixty pounds. The crash of its fall brought Miss
-Minota to herself. She stooped, and found and lifted it, and exultant,
-for the first time, in the stature and the strength that marked her
-out and set her apart from her ordinary-sized sisters, the giantess
-attacked the door. One battering blow from the weapon wielded by those
-tremendous arms, and the hinges started and the stout planks split; a
-second, and a plank crashed splintering outward; a third, and a shout
-went up from the crowd assembled in the street below, as, amid volumes
-of escaping smoke, the begrimed and fire-scorched figure of Miss Minota
-appeared, carrying the insensible body of Mr. Lanter in her arms.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Well,” said Madame Lanter, the Colossal American Marvel, some months
-later, to an interviewer specially despatched from the office of the
-_Boston Magpie_, “I guess you know what happened after that!” She
-blushed a little, being yet a bride, and coyly turned her wedding
-ring, a golden circlet of the dimensions of a baby’s bracelet, upon
-her colossal finger. “We brought him to, and then _he_ brought it
-off. Flesh an’ blood is flesh an’ blood, an’ we all have our weak
-p’ints!--and if I did lay out never to marry a man as I couldn’t look
-up to--I guess it would take half a dozen of my size, standing on each
-other’s heads, to equal the loftiness of Mr. Lanter’s mind!”
-
-The young man thus eulogized presented to the reporter’s view a spare
-and rather undersized personality, plain of feature, and awkward
-of manner, drawbacks afterward transmuted by the magic touch of
-the stylographic pen into “_slightness, unpretending elegance, and
-unaffected simplicity. The beaming affection discernible in the glance
-he turned upon his stately bride justified the eulogistic terms in
-which that lady spoke of her husband. Their brief but thrillingly
-romantic courtship, with its strikingly sensational ‘dénouement,’
-created a ‘furore’ when detailed by the New York press. The
-disinterested nature of the attachment of Mr. Lanter (who is a member
-of one of our oldest New England families) to the superb specimen of
-American womanhood who bears his aristocratic name may be gathered
-from the fact that the marriage ceremony was some weeks old before
-Mr. Lanter discovered that Mrs. Lanter had amassed, during the period
-of time spent by her in exhibiting her personal developments in the
-principal cities of Europe and the States, a fortune of ninety-five
-thousand dollars._”
-
-And in this final statement the stylographic pen distilled pure truth.
-
-
-
-
-HOW THE MISTRESS CAME HOME
-
-
-The avenue of lofty elms was veiled in a white fog; upon the low-lying
-parklands, cropped meadows, and sere stubble-fields, the same woolly
-vapor lay dankly. But the square windows of the fine old Tudor
-manor-house flashed with ruddy light, and the hospitable hearth-fires
-of the hall diffused glow and radiance through open doors. Sir Vivian
-and Lady Wroth were coming home after a honeymoon of eight months’
-duration spent in scampering over the face of the habitable globe; and
-the village was in a state of loyal ferment over the advent of the lord
-and lady of the manor. Already the local band, heavily primed with
-home-brewed, was posted at the station in readiness to burst into the
-strains of “See the Conquering Hero” upon the arrival of the London
-express. Eight sturdy laborers, in clean smock-frocks, waited, rope
-in hand, for the opportunity of harnessing themselves to the bridal
-brougham, while Venetian masts, upbearing strings of flags and fairy
-lanterns, testified to the strength and temperature of popular goodwill.
-
-“A sweet pretty creature, ’m, I hear!” said Mrs. Ansdey, the
-white-haired, handsome, black-silk-clad housekeeper to the Rector’s
-wife, who had driven up to the house to ask for a cup of tea, and leave
-a parcel addressed to the new mistress of the manor, containing three
-dozen very raspy cambric handkerchiefs, hemmed and initialed by the
-Girls’ Sewing Class at the National Schools.
-
-“Quite a picture, Sir Vivian’s valet said!” added the butler, who was
-comparatively young, not being over sixty, and therefore looked down
-upon by Mrs. Ansdey from her vantage of fifteen summers.
-
-“Beauty is grass!” said the Rector’s wife, who was not overburdened
-with the commodity. She was a long, thin, high-nosed woman, with color
-distributed over her countenance in little islands. She drank her
-tea, and toasted her large, useful feet at the glowing wood-fire, and
-praised the Sally Lunns.
-
-Her reverend partner was down at the village reading-rooms, rehearsing
-the shrill-voiced school children in the “Greet Ye To-night, Thrice
-Happy Pair,” chorus from _Lohengrin_. She knew the quality of the cocoa
-to be obtained there, and longed to share with him the hospitable
-burden of Mrs. Ansdey’s silver tray. But as this amicable division of
-spoil was manifestly impossible, the Rector’s wife consoled herself
-by making a clean sweep. And so she ate and drank and chatted to the
-not displeased Mrs. Ansdey with unflagging vigor, while the famous
-Reynolds portraits of departed ladies of the manor smiled and simpered
-from the shining paneled walls, and the gray-muzzled bloodhounds, last
-of a famous race and favorite of the last Baronet, snored upon the
-leopard-skin hearthrug.
-
-“You have had many visitors this season?” queried the Rector’s wife,
-with a calculating glance at the donation box, the contents of which
-went to the Cottage Hospital twice in the year.
-
-“Troops of them,” returned the housekeeper, nodding her lace lappets.
-“And, as usual, half of ’em with American twangs. Even if they didn’t
-talk through their noses, I should guess ’em from the States, shouldn’t
-you, Mr. Cradell?”
-
-“Without doubt, ma’am,” rejoined the butler. “There’s a feverish
-anxiety to get the greatest amount of information in the shortest
-possible time, and an equally ardent determination to finger what isn’t
-meant to be fingered, price what can’t be priced, and buy what isn’t
-for sale, which, to my mind, is a trademark distinguishing the bearer,
-male or female, as hailing from the other side of the Atlantic.”
-
-“Even if he didn’t call me ‘marm’--if he’s a man and middle-aged, and
-put American dollars in the box instead of English half-crowns if he
-happens to be a lady,” continued Mrs. Ansdey. “But what I will say is,
-if it was with my latest breath, that the young ladies are most elegant
-and have a real appreciation for old and what you might call romantic
-things,” she added somewhat hastily; and the Rector’s wife said, as she
-added sugar to her fourth cup:
-
-“The new Lady Wroth is an American, I have always understood.”
-
-“Born in Washington, but edicated in Paris,” said Mr. Cradell, putting
-a fresh log of apple-wood upon the glowing fire at the lower end of the
-hall.
-
-“She comes of a fine old family, we have always understood,” said
-the housekeeper, smoothing her lace apron with her plump white
-hands. “Rutherfoord her maiden name was, and with her beauty and her
-jewels--for her late papa was a Senator, besides being what I’ve heard
-called a Railway King--she created a sensation when she was presented
-by the Duchess of Balgowrie last May but one.”
-
-“As to her style of good looks,” said Mr. Cradell, dusting lichen from
-his coat, “Sir Vivian was always partial to dark beauty. ‘What is she
-like?’ says he to me when I took the liberty of asking, as an old
-servant may. ‘A black pearl, Cradell, and I hope to wear my jewel in
-my bonnet as my ancestor Sir Guy wore Queen Elizabeth’s ruby--until the
-day I die!’ He’d a light in his eyes when he said it, and what with
-love and happiness and all, he looked more like a boy of twenty-three
-than a man of forty. And I said to Mrs. Ansdey, ‘If ever there was
-a love-match,’ I says, ‘Sir Vivian’s is one.’ And now the carriage
-is waiting at the station to bring home both the master and the
-mistress--bless them both!”
-
-“She wrote to me from Mentone,” went on Mrs. Ansdey, “and I truly
-call it a pretty thought, and a gracious one, of me that have been my
-master’s nurse, and held him on my knees when he picked out bounding
-‘B’ and curly ‘Q’ with an ivory crotchet-hook.” She produced from a
-morocco pocketbook, of solid and responsible appearance, a letter
-written with violet ink on thin, foreign paper, in delicate upright
-characters. “‘_My husband has told me of all your faithful service and
-true devotion to him and his_,’ she read; ‘_and I hope before long to
-take your kind hand in mine and thank you for him and for myself!_’
-There now!”
-
-“Gracious and graceful too,” said old Cradell, who had beaten noiseless
-time to the reading of the young mistress’s letter with one wrinkled
-finger on a withered palm. “Good breeding there--and old blood--in
-every line!”
-
-“And she looks forward to seeing her husband’s dear old English home,”
-went on the housekeeper, “and prays God to give them many days in it
-together--and I trust He will!”
-
-“Let us hope so, for all concerned!” said the Rector’s wife, who
-resented theological references as trenching upon her own particular
-province.
-
-“Though in this family it’s been like a fate, or a doom, or whatever
-you might please to term it,” said Mrs. Ansdey, “that the course of
-true love, the deeper it was and the truer it was, was always to be
-broken--not by change or faithlessness of one that loved, but by the
-hand of death. There was Sir Geoffrey and Lady Euphrasia--hundreds
-of years back--that were drowned crossing the ford on the ride home
-from their baby’s christening and the baby lived to be Sir Launcelot,
-whose bride was carried off by the Black Death before the roses on
-her wedding garland were withered.... And then there were Sir Alan
-and Sir Guy, who were both killed in battle within a year of their
-weddings, and Sir Vivian’s great-grandfather, old Sir Vivian, found
-his young wife dead at her tapestry-frame when he’d crept up quiet to
-surprise her with his unexpected return from the Embassy to Rome. And
-Sir Vivian’s own dear mother lived but a very few years after the dear
-child came to comfort her for his father’s early loss. But time goes
-by, and the curse--if it be a curse, as they say it is, brought upon
-the founder of the family for some secret deed of evil--the curse may
-have passed over, or worn itself out. What’s that?”
-
-“What’s what, ma’am?” asked the butler, as Mrs. Ansdey rose in her
-rustling silks and made a sign for silence.
-
-“I fancied I heard a timid kind of tap on the hall door,” said the
-housekeeper.
-
-“A robin blew against it, perhaps,” said the butler. “They’re stupid
-with the frost.”
-
-“There was a footstep too,” said Mrs. Ansdey, holding up her hand and
-making her old-fashioned rings gleam and twinkle in the firelight. “At
-least, if there wasn’t, Mr. Cradell, I admit I’ve been deceived!”
-
-“We’ll see, we’ll see!” said Cradell, moving to the great oaken door.
-“It may be a tramp.” The handle turned, the massive oak door moved
-inward. The fog had thinned, it had grown clearer beyond doors. Within
-the frame of the massive lintels appeared the glimmering stone steps,
-a segment of the formal garden, with its black Irish yews, pale marble
-urns, and cartwheel beds of late flowers, enclosed within borders
-of box. Beyond the trees reared a somber barrier, shutting out the
-sky, and the chill wind of winter drove the dead leaves in swirls and
-drifts across the melancholy picture. The Rector’s wife, thinking of
-her walk across the park to the Rectory, sniffed and shivered, and the
-housekeeper motioned to the butler to shut the door.
-
-“For I was mistaken, as you see, and there’s not a living soul about,
-unless it’s skulking in the shadow of the trees,” she said. “Another
-cup of tea, or a drop of cherry-brandy, ma’am, to keep the bitter
-air out as you walk home? Though there’s no reason you should walk
-when there’s the pony-chair.... Or perhaps you would rather----” She
-started. “Call me nervous, or finical, or what you like,” she said,
-peering anxiously through her gold-rimmed spectacles in the direction
-of the door. “But, if I spoke with my dying breath, there was a tap,
-and then a pause, and then another tap, as plain as plain could be!”
-
-“Dear me!” The Rector’s wife, alarm in her eyes and crumbs on her
-chin, rose from her chair, dropping her imitation sable boa. “I really
-believe I heard it too!... Had you not better----?”
-
-Cradell shook his old head and clucked softly with his tongue. “The
-ladies must always have their way!” he said, shuffling on his neatly
-polished shoes toward the hall-door. He opened it, and both the
-housekeeper and the Rector’s wife uttered a simultaneous exclamation
-of surprise.
-
-For a woman was standing in the moonlight outside. She was of slight
-form, and wore a wide-brimmed feathered hat, and the heavy shadow of
-the portico fell blackly over her, so that she seemed no more than a
-silhouette with a pale glimmering background. But a delicate perfume
-stole upon the senses of those who, from within, looked out at her, and
-when she moved there was the unmistakable frou-frou of silken linings.
-
-“Ma’am!” the butler began.
-
-“I came on before,” a sweet plaintive voice said--a voice that was
-viola-like in its rather thin, but sweet and vibrating quality. “And
-you must be Cradell.”
-
-“_Ma’am?_” the old servant said again, while the Rector’s wife and the
-housekeeper listened with strained anxiety.
-
-“I am Lady Wroth,” came in the clear, vibrating tones. “I came on
-before.... It does not matter why. There was a slight accident between
-Greystoke Station and the Elvand Tunnel. Do not be alarmed. Sir Vivian
-is safe, quite safe,” she went on, as agitated exclamations broke from
-the three listeners. “Indeed only one person was killed, though two or
-three are injured, and he--my husband--is helping the sufferers. He is
-always like that, so ready to help, so full of sympathy....”
-
-She was now standing in the firelight, whose ruddy glow illumined the
-slight figure, and drew gleams of crimson and emerald from the jewels
-at her throat and shone in the depths of her great dark eyes. Her face
-was of delicate, pearly paleness, her hair had the tints of autumn
-leaves, and her draperies, too, were of the tints of autumn. She drew
-off a glove, and her wedding ring, with its diamond keeper, showed upon
-the slight and pretty hand, as her traveling mantle of velvet trimmed
-with costly sables fell to the floor.
-
-“Oh, your ladyship!” cried the housekeeper. “What must you think of
-us--standing here and staring? But as goodness sees us--what with your
-sudden coming, and the news about the accident, and all--we’ve lost our
-heads, me and Mr. Cradell!”
-
-“So very alarming!” said the Rector’s wife. “I trust Lady Wroth will
-excuse what may seem like an intrusion----”
-
-“The intrusion is mine,” said the sweet viola-voice. “I should have
-given warning of my coming, but it was not to be. Oh! the dear house!”
-She looked with wondering, shining eyes upon the paneled walls, the
-trophied arms, the noble pictures, and the quaint antique furniture,
-and between her lips, of the faintest rose, her delicate teeth gleamed
-like pearls, as her breath came quick and eager. “Vivian’s old home ...
-Vivian’s home, and mine!” she whispered to herself, and laid a hand
-upon her heart, as though to check its beating.
-
-“I will not intrude,” said the Rector’s wife. “I will hope for
-the pleasure of calling, with the Rector, at a more fitting time.
-Good-night, Lady Wroth.”
-
-The Rector’s wife had held out her large hand in its cheap glove, but
-the new mistress of the manor only smiled upon her with vague wistful
-sweetness, and did not touch the massive extremity. Whereupon its owner
-set down Lady Wroth as “proud,” and made a mental note to tell the
-Rector so, as her large feet carried her out of the house and out of
-the story.
-
-The two old servants exchanged a glance as the slight figure of their
-mistress moved across the polished floor, strewn with Oriental rugs and
-skins of wild beasts.
-
-“Would my lady wish to go to her room, or to have some refreshment in
-the dining-room?” the housekeeper asked.
-
-My lady declined.
-
-“I have no need of anything. I only wish to rest a little and see my
-husband’s home before starting upon a journey,” she explained.
-
-“A journey? Dear, gracious me! And your ladyship just fresh from
-travel, and shaken by an accident and all!” cried Mrs. Ansdey, shaking
-her lace lappets.
-
-“I am so used to travel,” said her ladyship, “though this is the
-longest journey I have ever taken--or ever shall take!” She smiled upon
-the two old people, and settled herself in the seat she had chosen,
-and resting her elbow upon the arm of it, and her pretty chin in her
-delicate palm, let her sweet shining eyes travel about the place. “All
-as he described it, yes!” she whispered to herself. “The mullioned
-windows with the coats of arms, the carved and painted ceiling, the
-hooded Tudor fireplaces, the arms and the pictures.... That is the
-great Gainsborough portrait of Sir Alan’s young wife, the girl who died
-of grief when they brought her husband’s _bâton_ of Field Marshal to
-her--won an hour before he was killed in battle. There is the painting
-by Velasquez of the Wroth who was made Bishop of Toledo. That must be
-the Vandyck of Lady Marjorie with the deerhound by her side, and there
-is the Watts picture of Vivian’s young mother playing ball with her
-boy. Ah! what a sweet, sweet child!”
-
-The plaintive voice thrilled and trembled. Tears might not have been
-far from the shadowy dark eyes, as Lady Wroth rose and moved to the
-foot of the great staircase, attended by the housekeeper.
-
-“Shall I show you your rooms, my lady?” Mrs. Ansdey began. “The fires
-are burning beautifully, and everything is quite ready, and I feel
-sure your ladyship must need rest after----”
-
-“I will rest presently. But what I wish now, is to be shown the house,
-if you are not too tired. Lady Audrey’s turret, and the paneled chamber
-where Sir Roger fought the duel with the Spanish cavalier, and the
-bedroom where Queen Elizabeth slept, and the banqueting-hall and the
-chapel where the Templar’s heart is buried under the altar, and the
-gallery where Lady Euphrasia danced with King Henry VIII., in masquing
-dress, and the whispering corridor, and the painted room----”
-
-“And the ghost-chamber, my lady? Oddly enough, that’s the first room
-that American ladies ask to see!... But maybe your ladyship doesn’t
-believe in ghosts, or the fact of its being late and getting dark----”
-
-Lady Wroth laughed quietly and sweetly. “Do you believe that the
-spirits of those who have passed on can only appear in the dark, dear
-Mrs. Ansdey?”
-
-The housekeeper rustled her stiff silken skirts as she followed her new
-mistress up the broad staircase with its carven balusters and mossy
-carpets.
-
-“I don’t believe in ghosts at all, my lady!”
-
-“Not in ghosts as they are commonly imagined; those shadowy white
-things that point and scare and hover,” came floating back in the thin,
-sweet tones; “but in the spirits of the departed--it may be long-dead,
-or newly called from earth--who borrow for a little while the semblance
-in which they lived and loved, and return for one last look at a
-beloved home, or come for one dear glimpse of what might, but for the
-Infinite Eternal Will, have been a home. You believe in them, do you
-not? Or, if you do not now, you will! Ah, yes! you will, dear Mrs.
-Ansdey!”
-
-Looking upward from the hall, the butler saw the slight figure
-of Sir Vivian’s bride traverse the first landing and pass out of
-view, followed by the portly figure of the housekeeper; and in that
-moment came the grind of wheels upon the avenue, a loud knock at
-the hall-door, and a sharp peal at the bell. Two liveried servants,
-appearing in haste, admitted the master of the house, and at the first
-glimpse of Sir Vivian’s ghastly face and torn and disordered garments,
-Cradell cried out in alarm.
-
-“Sir Vivian--sir! It’s worse than what my lady said!... You’ve been
-hurt! Shall I send for the doctor?”
-
-“He is with us!” came the hoarse reply, and Cradell, peering out into
-the chill, gathering darkness, saw a strange carriage drawn up before
-the door, whose lamps threw a yellow reflection on the clouds of steam
-rising from the flanks of a pair of jaded horses. They were busy
-about the door; something was being lifted out? _What?_ asked the old
-servant’s shaking lips dumbly.
-
-“Drove in from Greystoke ... hospital carriage.... Send the men
-to help.... Get me some brandy,” came from Sir Vivian in hoarse
-shaking tones. “I can’t ... my arm ... dislocated, that’s all. I
-wish to Heaven----” His face expressed the nature of the wish, and
-the old butler cried with spirit, as he brought the brandy from the
-dining-room. “You should be thankful, sir, that you’ve been spared to
-her!”
-
-“Spared to--her?”
-
-The decanter clinked against the glass. Sir Vivian set it down upon the
-tray, and turned a white, seamed face and haggard eyes upon Cradell.
-
-“Spared to my lady, sir, God bless her!” the old servant said. “Your
-hand shakes sadly; let me pour the brandy out.”
-
-Sir Vivian laughed, or made a grimace of laughter, showing his teeth
-and stretching his pale lips.
-
-“Lord, sir! don’t look like that!” Cradell begged. “Think if her
-ladyship were to see you! She----”
-
-“If her ladyship were to see me!” repeated Sir Vivian. He drank off a
-glass of brandy and laughed again. “Cradell--are you mad, or am I?”
-
-“Neither of us, sir, I hope!” said Cradell. Then a light broke upon
-him, and he cried, “Good gracious, Sir Vivian, is it possible that you
-don’t know ... my lady is here?”
-
-“I know it.” An awful agony was expressed in Sir Vivian’s face. “I know
-it too well!” Great drops stood upon his forehead; he turned aside,
-clenching his hand, and fighting for self-command.
-
-“She came half an hour ago,” began the butler. “Me and Mrs. Ansdey were
-quite took aback. Mrs. Ansdey is upstairs with her ladyship now....”
-
-“Man--man!” cried Sir Vivian, “do you know what you are saying?”
-
-He turned his streaming face upon the frightened butler and gripped him
-by the arm, fiercely.
-
-“Lady Wroth--my wife, she is dead! There was an accident--she was
-killed instantaneously, with little pain, thank God! They said so at
-the Greystoke Hospital.... She is outside--there!” He pointed a shaking
-hand toward the partly open hall-door, through which a pale line of
-moonlight came stealing as the careful, measured tread of men carrying
-a precious burden sounded on the stone. “Yet you say to me--she arrived
-half an hour ago! You are raving--or I am delirious!”
-
-For answer the butler pointed to the velvet mantle trimmed with costly
-sables that lay upon the floor.
-
-“It’s heaven’s truth, Sir Vivian! And there lies the proof! ... and
-here is Mrs. Ansdey to confirm it.”
-
-Both men looked up as the portly figure in its rustling black silken
-robes hurried down the great staircase.
-
-“Sir Vivian! Oh, welcome home, Sir Vivian, a thousand times!” The
-housekeeper’s face was very pale, her hands worked nervously, crumpling
-her fine lace apron. “But something dreadful has happened! it’s written
-in your face!” she cried, “and God forgive a sinful woman, but I am
-beginning to believe that I have spoken with a spirit!”
-
-“Cradell tells me that----” Sir Vivian made an upward gesture.
-
-“It’s true,” cried Mrs. Ansdey. “Her ladyship--if ’twas her
-ladyship--explained that you were delayed. Someone was killed in the
-railway accident----”
-
-“Someone _was_ killed!”
-
-“And you were coming on after you had seen to the wounded.... She--she
-would not eat, or drink, or rest; she wished--all she wished was to
-see the house, and I obeyed, and we went through room after room
-until--there was a ring at the hall-door bell, and a knocking, and
-I turned to speak to my lady as we stood together in the painted
-chamber--and she was gone! Oh, Sir Vivian, what does it all mean?”
-cried Mrs. Ansdey.
-
-“It means--that!”
-
-As the hall-door opened to admit the bearers with their precious
-burden, and as the men laid that cold, lovely, smiling image of Death
-reverently on the settle, the bloodhound wakened from his slumber and
-rising, uttered a long plaintive howl.
-
-“Welcome home, my wife!” said Sir Vivian. “Now please to leave us here
-together!”
-
-So the servants and the bearers withdrew.
-
-“It was the same face!” Mrs. Ansdey whispered, as her faithful old
-comrade led her away. “Why did she come?”
-
-Cradell said: “Because she’d made up her mind to--and she was a woman!
-There’s two answers in one!”
-
-He stooped mechanically to pick up the sable-trimmed mantle that had
-lain upon the floor. No hand had touched it, but it was no longer
-there.
-
-
-
-
-THE MOTOR-BURGLAR
-
-A DEVELOPMENT OF THE AGE OF PETROL
-
-
-“A quite remarkable case of coincidence, dear fellars--a parallel
-without precedent,” said Hambridge Ost to a select circle of
-listeners in the smoking-room of the Younger Sons’ Club, “is that the
-giant plate-burglary successfully accomplished at Lord Whysdale’s
-shooting-box in Deershire on Tuesday last by a party of three polite
-persons traveling in a large, roomy and handsomely-appointed pale
-blue ‘Flygoer’ automobile, was echoed, so to put it--on Friday by
-a colossal robbery at the seat of my cousin, Lord Pomphrey; the
-defrauding persons being also, in that case, a trio of civil-spoken
-and well-dressed strangers, occupying a light green ‘Runhard’ of
-twenty-eight horse-power with a limousine body and singularly brilliant
-nickel fittings. The _most_ remarkable point on one side, and one which
-has given cause for the noisy derision of the _profanum vulgus_--do you
-foller me?--being that Lord Pomphrey--I regret to add--assisted and
-abetted by the humble individual now speaking, actually assisted the
-thieves to get clear off with his property, includin’ an Elizabethan
-beaker with a cover, out of which the Virgin Monarch graciously quaffed
-a nightcap of the cordial called ‘lambswool’ when staying at The Towers
-during a Royal progress in the year 1566, and a silver tea-kettle and
-punch-bowl presented by the tenants on the late Earl’s coming-of-age,
-with a cargo of other valuables, out of which I had the melancholy
-privilege of rescuing one Queen Anne Apostle spoon.
-
-“My cousin Wosbric, between attacks of his hereditary gout, is an
-ardent golfer. Residing at his Club during the absence of Lady Pomphrey
-and the family in the Tyrol, he takes every feasible opportunity of
-cultivating his skill and renewing his enthusiasm for the game, the
-intricacies of which, dear fellars, I may own I have never been able
-to master. To me, when a large, cheerful, whiskered man, dressed in
-shaggy greenish clothes, with gaiters, announces, rubbing his hands,
-which are invariably encased in woolen mitts, that he has _taken his
-driver twice going to the twelfth hole; did not altogether mishit
-either shot, and yet was not up to the green, because the wind bore
-down like a Vanguard omnibus_;--to me nothing wildly incredible or
-curious has been said. The large man in the shaggy clothes is talking a
-shibboleth I do not and never could understand, dear fellars, if I bent
-my whole intelligence--considered by some decent judges not altogether
-contemptible--to the task, until the final collapse of the present
-Social System. But, nevertheless, Lord Pomphrey is partial to the
-company of this humble individual upon his golfing days, and to me the
-Head of my House--d’ye foller me?--in mentioning a preference issues a
-mandate. Enveloped in a complete golfing costume of Jaeger material,
-surmounted by two fur-lined overcoats, the pockets of the under one
-containing two patent ‘keep-hot’ bottles of warm and comforting
-liquids--coffee and soup--which aid to maintain the temperature
-of the outer man at normal, before being transferred to the inner
-individual--I manage to defy the rigors of the English climate and
-support the exhaustion consequent upon indulgence in the national game
-of North Britain. My walking-stick is convertible into a camp-stool;
-the soles of my thick boots are protected by goloshes, a peaked cap
-with flaps for the ears crowns my panoply; and, place in the mouth of
-the individual thus attired one of Dunhill’s ‘Asorbal’ cigarettes,
-each of which is furnished with a patent hygienic mouthpiece-filter
-which absorbs the deleterious oil of nicotine, and catches the stray
-particles of tobacco--d’ye foller me, dear fellars?--which otherwise
-find their way into the system of the smoker--and the picture is
-complete.
-
-“The run by road from the Club doorsteps to Cluckham Pomphrey, where
-the Fargey Common Golf-links equal any that our country can boast,
-faithful copies of the eighteen best holes in the world having been
-carefully made under the supervision of Lord Pomphrey--the run can be
-made within four hours. We started. I had received the Fiery Cross from
-my kinsman, so to put it, in a laconic note, running: ‘Golf to-morrow
-if the weather keeps up and the gout keeps down.--Yours, Pomphrey.’
-We started in a mild drizzle, at six-thirty. Our car, a ‘Rusher,’ of
-twenty-six horse-power, with a detachable top and glass driving-screen,
-behaved excellently. Driving through Cluckham, our county town--it
-happened to be market-day!--we accidentally converted a lamb into
-cutlets; but the immolated creature, as it chanced, being the property
-of one of my cousin’s farmer-tenants, the casualty passed over with
-fewer comments than generally ensue. Bowing to several well-known
-yeomen and county land-holders, my cousin and myself alighted at the
-Pink Boar, kept by an old retainer of the family, took a light but
-nourishing ante-luncheon or snack of a couple of raw eggs beaten up
-with whisky, and proceeded on our way to the Fargey Common Links.
-
-“A mile from The Towers, whose picturesque battlements could be
-descried, dear fellars, embosomed, as it were, in surroundin’ trees,
-we encountered some motorists upon the road in quite a regrettable
-plight. Their car, a large, light green ‘Runhard’ of twenty-eight
-horse-power, was drawn up by the roadside;--quite an arsenal of
-tools glittered in the wintry rays of the sun, spread out upon an
-india-rubber sheet, and what had occurred was plain to the meanest
-automobiling capacity. A tire had exploded after a long, stiff climb of
-the steep hill, a notable feature in our county landscape--the descent
-of which we were about to negotiate. And the spare tire, after being
-attached, had proved to be leaky beyond repair.
-
-“Fellar-feeling, dear fellars!--would have moved any fellar of you to
-foller our example. We raised our hats, the three strangers in the
-‘Runhard’ car politely returning the salutation; we offered aid, and
-met with grateful acceptance. Larger than our own locomotive--the
-‘Runhard’ wheels were of exactly the same diameter--the ‘Runhard’ tires
-were ‘Fridolines,’ like our own. We offered our spare tire, it fitted
-to a miracle. We were overwhelmed with the grateful acknowledgments of
-its three polite proprietors.
-
-“‘You will at least permit me to pay for the tire!’ pleaded the
-gentleman who appeared to take the lead. As Lord Pomphrey refused, with
-the courtly wave of the hand that distinguishes this thirteenth wearer
-of the coronet, he continued: ‘For you do not know--you never can
-know!--how inestimable a service your lordship has rendered us!’
-
-“Wosbric was known, then. He elevated his eyebrows in polite surprise.
-Not being able to discern the features of the strangers behind their
-cap-masks and goggles, he could not recall ever having met them
-before. Then the second polite stranger, who was even more polite than
-the first, explained in a slight American accent the reason of his
-companion’s recognition of Lord Pomphrey. ‘We have, like many other
-tourists,’ he said, ‘recently enjoyed the privilege of going over your
-lordship’s antique and noble family pile. In the hall, the feudal
-stateliness of which especially appealed to me as an American citizen,
-hangs a portrait of your lordship taken, in company with a gold-hilted
-sword and a red velvet curtain, as Lord-Lieutenant of the County.’
-
-“Lord Pomphrey bowed. ‘As Lord-Lieutenant of the County,’ I put in.
-‘Quite so. The likeness is agreed to be a striking one. And as you have
-viewed the other treasures of The Towers, I presume you did not miss
-the large oak cabinet of Jacobean silver plate--magnificent and unique
-as having belonged to Queen Anne of Denmark--which stands at the end of
-the smaller library behind the large Chinese screen?’
-
-“The polite strangers looked at me and then at Lord Pomphrey and then
-at each other. A cloud passed over the bright intelligent eyes that
-shone through their motor-goggles as they sorrowfully shook their heads.
-
-“‘We missed that cabinet!’ said the first polite stranger, with a sigh.
-
-“‘I guess we did!’ said the second.
-
-“‘Just like wot I calls our beastly, blooming luck!’ sighed the third
-stranger who was sitting in the car, and who, though polite, was not
-in the least a refined sort of person. As all three of them seemed
-unfeignedly depressed, Lord Pomphrey, who is the soul of hospitality,
-begged them to return to The Towers, accept refreshment, and examine
-under his personal superintendence, the magnificent contents of the oak
-cabinet in the second library.
-
-“‘We thank your lordship profoundly!’ said the first polite stranger,
-bowing, ‘but we are unable to accept your invitation!’ He bowed again,
-and got into the car.
-
-“‘And we shall never cease to regret, I guess,’ said the second,
-‘that we have missed the most valuable item of your lordship’s
-collection of silver heirlooms. But we have garnered many precious
-momentos’--it struck me at that moment that there were a great many
-waterproof-covered bundles in the ‘Runhard’ car, and as he spoke he
-patted one of these affectionately--‘of our visit to this country which
-must serve to sweeten life for us when we are far away. And with these
-we must endeavor to be content!’
-
-“He too bowed, dear fellars, and got into the car. The machinery began
-to splutter at a touch upon the lever.
-
-“‘Let ’er rip, Cocky,’ advised the third stranger; ‘we ain’t got none
-too much of a start with this yere tire a-busting. So long!’ he said,
-and like an arrow from a bow, so to put it, dear fellars, the large,
-light green ‘Runhard’ leapt forward and was out of sight in an instant.
-We proceeded in the ‘Rusher’ toward our destination.
-
-“Presently, dear fellars, we met two large, hot, county constables on
-bicycles. They did not recognize us, so great was their haste. Their
-large boots vigorously trod the pedals, their bulky, blue-uniformed
-figures were crouched over the handle-bars as they pounded up the hill
-from Cluckham Pomphrey. We wondered whither they might be going? We
-questioned what agricultural breach of the peace, what local felony,
-had spurred them to such an unusual display of energy. We found out.
-
-“For at the next bend of the road, dear fellars, we encountered quite
-a little cavalcade of hot and red-faced, or pale and panting persons.
-The steward from Pomphrey Towers in his T-cart, the head-bailiff from
-Pomphrey Towers on his cob, the coachman driving a light gig with two
-armed grooms on the back seat, an excited mob of stable-helpers and
-gardeners straggling along behind.... Even before they recognized us,
-those in the van of the pursuers shouted to us, asking if we had passed
-an automobile upon the road--a large, light green ‘Runhard’ containing
-three men?
-
-“In a few gasped sentences, dear fellars, the ghastly truth stood
-revealed; the facts were laid bare to us. Pomphrey Towers had been,
-to employ the expression of the bailiff, ‘cracked and burgled,’ only
-an hour previously, of a quantity of silver articles and a mass of
-valuable plate. Lord Pomphrey and myself had met the burglars upon the
-road, had supplied them with the means of continuing their flight,
-had entered into conversation with them, and returned their polite
-farewells.
-
-“We joined the pursuit, all thoughts of golf submerged in the bosom of
-Lord Pomphrey, beneath the boiling lava-flood of rage and indignation.
-To be robbed is bad; to be placed in the position of confederate to
-the robbers, unknowing aider and abettor of their nefarious flight,
-is maddening. The three polite individuals in the large, light green
-motor-car have not, up to the present, been traced. One small spoon
-of the Apostle-headed kind, found by the roadside where they replaced
-their own deflated tire, with that so generously bestowed upon them by
-Lord Pomphrey, is the only clue so far.
-
-“A distressin’ experience, dear fellars!--confoundedly so in the
-estimation of this humble individual. Thanks, I _will_ take another of
-those long Dutch cigars and a Scotch, with Hebinaris’--the new mineral
-water, do you foller me?--with iridescent bubbles that snap at your
-nose. My love to you, dear fellars, and a Happy New Year!”
-
-
-
-
-THE LOST ROOM
-
-
-They were going to part at last--to separate quietly, but
-formally--after a married life of nearly three years.
-
-There was no Other Woman, even she was quite sure of that; there wasn’t
-even the shadow of another man. He rather wished there were, with a
-good solid six-foot personality to project it. He was so confoundedly
-tired of conjugal life.
-
-He had an old historic title, a large estate unencumbered by the
-prodigalities of ancestors, unhampered by his own. She had inherited
-from an American mother a large fortune and some of the biggest jewels
-Tiffany had ever set. Their tastes were similar, their constitutions
-robust, their tempers strong and healthy, their temperaments ardent
-and enthusiastic, their moral and mental temperatures since the last
-decisive meeting between the trustees of her property and his family
-lawyers had been slowly descending to normal. Never, oh, never would
-either of them put their heads again, they were determined, into
-the noose of marriage! even if a _decree nisi_ should ever make it
-possible. Because naturally, as time went on, she would meet somebody
-she liked, he thought.... Because men were so constituted, reflected
-she, that if a woman only told one of them often enough that he was in
-love with her, he would begin to believe it.
-
-They had used up all their capability for passion, devotion, and so
-on, during their romantic wooing, their short but divine engagement,
-and the incandescent eight weeks’ honeymoon that had followed the
-wedding. They wanted to forget the world then, and be alone together;
-and they got what they wanted, one April, one May, in that great old
-granite-built pepper-box turreted Scotch mansion on the banks of the
-silver Tweed.
-
-It was heavenly, or at the very least Paradisaical. They wanted it to
-be quite an old-fashioned honeymoon, so they did not go down by motor,
-but by the Euston express. Ten hours of traveling, and then they got
-out at a little gray station of a little Scots town with a dreadful
-tweed-factory in it whose dye and grease terribly defiled the silvery
-river reaches, and does so to this day--and drove through lovely woods
-of larch and birch and hawthorn, just breaking into green leaf, to
-Maryhouse, the cradle of the race from which she sprang, the unhappy
-lovely Queen--whose great wrought gates of rusted iron, with the Stuart
-shield of arms in faded gold and crimson and blue, would never be
-unlocked again until a Stuart should reign once more upon the throne of
-England.
-
-The great avenue had been turned into park, and you reached the house
-by the lesser way. It had a square courtyard, closed by another pair of
-great wrought gates, and bears with ragged staves were on the pillars,
-and even held up the antique scraper at the low-browed door, and the
-knocker was the tiniest bear of all. There were no rooms to some of
-the four hundred casements that winked out of the lichened walls. You
-pulled the bear-handle of the house-bell, and it clanged up high out
-of sight somewhere among the twisted chimneys and the great slants of
-stone-tiled roof studded with pinky house-leek and gay with yellow moss.
-
-Then the low, square, iron-studded door had opened, and two people had
-gone in, to commence, among the tragic relics of vanished, forgotten
-existences, their own new life together. Perhaps some sorrowful shadow
-of failure and disillusion had fallen upon them from those old gray
-walls. A week before they went there a piece of paneling had fallen
-from the wall in the great hall, revealing in a niche behind it a
-skull, and what else Time had left of the man who had suffered such a
-tragic ending.
-
-As I have said, the Deed of Separation had been formally signed by both
-parties, their trustees and lawyers. She was beautifully free. She sang
-a little song as her motor-victoria ran her homeward to the house which
-he had no right to enter now, and she ordered the touring limousine to
-be at the door very early in the morning before she ran upstairs.
-
-She was as gay as possible. She told her maid, as she hummed the “Dream
-Waltz,” to have a cabin trunk and a bag packed. Only these, because she
-would be back in a week. She was only going to visit some old great,
-quiet people in an old great, quiet house up North, who had been very
-fond of society in their time, but now never even dressed for dinner.
-She meant the fair murdered Scots’ Queen and the Kings who had dwelt at
-Maryhouse, of course.
-
-“Fancy that, my lady!” said the maid, thanking her own stars that she
-was not to accompany her mistress. Many silken calves and much company
-above and below stairs constituted the waiting-woman’s ideal of Life.
-
-Well, the itinerary of the Great North road--that would take too long.
-Behind the glass screen she sat, swathed in her sables, while the
-taciturn, clean-shaven chauffeur made England spin by. She chose her
-own road, the collieries were left behind in their smoke, the ruins
-of St. Oswald’s Chapel of Ease were passed, standing gray and battered
-on their battle-site. Serving-shields, where under the enchanted hall
-sleep Arthur and his Knights, she saw before she lost the vision. She
-slept at Carlisle, and went on next morning to Peebles, where Needpath
-elevates its single fang above the salmon pool.
-
-And so to Maryhouse, not even a telegram having been sent ahead of her.
-She knew her dear friends, the owners of the place, were still abroad.
-But there was always Mistress Dumphie, the old, old lady-housekeeper,
-who had been born and reared and wooed and married, too, at Maryhouse.
-Mistress Dumphie would take her in for a night, and if not--there was
-an inn in the ugly little weaving village. The great limousine rolled
-through the gates of the smaller avenue and over the bridge of the
-Arbalestiers Tower, and stopped before the great, rusty crowned gates
-of the sunny courtyard.
-
-The larks were singing. The Quhair brook ran under the hazel-banks. Oh!
-what sweet quiet after the roar of Paris and London and the dust of the
-roads.
-
-The rusty chain was pulled, the great bell clanged on the side of a
-pepper-box turret ever so high overhead. Mistress Dumphie, in her
-morn’s merino and black net cap, appeared behind the rusty grille.
-
-“Guid preserve ’s a’! It’s the young lord’s leddy!” she said.
-
-The “young lord’s leddy” came in. She was to stay. The chauffeur went
-back to the hotel.
-
-“I feel as though I should find something here,” said the “young lord’s
-leddy,” “something that I have lost somehow. It is very odd!”
-
-She wandered about the beautiful old house all the rest of the day.
-
-“Here is the great oak window-seat where we used to sit together.
-Here is the little stone parlor where we quarreled and made it up.
-Here is the vast tapestried chamber, with the faded Stuart portraits
-on the walls, that was my bedroom; and this smaller room, with the
-acorn-shaped stone mullions and the ebony and tulip wood furniture, was
-_his_!”
-
-What fine days they had spent in those daisied avenues, under those
-huge oaks. What wet ones under the old painted, diapered ceilings. The
-wettest of all they had spent in looking for the Lost Room.
-
-The Lost Room was a chamber that everybody knew of, but nobody ever
-discovered. Counting from outside, you could be sure there was an extra
-window, but go where you would about the hushed mysterious house, you
-never opened a door that led into the Lost Room.
-
-She supped in a little dining-parlor that those dead Queens had used
-before her. She went to bed in the tapestried room. She slept well and
-woke in the middle of the night with a great bell clanging in her ears.
-She could not sleep after that. Lights flickered before her shut eyes
-in the darkness.
-
-“I _did_ hear a step on the staircase! I _did_ hear the shutting of a
-door!” she said to herself, and got out of the great bed on the daïs
-and put warm slippers on her white little naked feet, and threw on a
-dressing gown lined with unborn Persian lambskin--such a cruel idea,
-you know, but very fashionable. And she took her electric torch, and
-unlocked the door noiselessly, and stepped out boldly into the wide,
-dusky corridor.
-
-She trod upon something soft, and repressed a scream. She held the
-light downward and picked up a man’s dogskin glove.
-
-“Ah, now I know that I am dreaming!” she said quite cheerfully. She
-need not be afraid of mice or rats, because she knew that she was all
-the time lying in bed in the big tapestried room. As for ghosts, she
-wanted to see one frightfully--always had.
-
-The door of the room that had been his was just opposite. Something
-made her go in, on her noiseless dream-feet, carrying the dream-glove
-in her hand. The dream went on quite as dreams usually do. She had gone
-back to the sweet old half-forgotten honeymoon time.
-
-“This is the night on which we had tiffed, and I was the first to make
-it up!” She smiled and went in. It was just as she had expected. There
-he lay, fast asleep in the big tapestry-hung bed.
-
-She went up to the side of it, and pulled back the curtain without
-waking him, and sat down, shading the light from the dear, handsome,
-manly face, and devouring it with famished eyes. This was what she had
-come seeking; some glamour of the old time; some sweet remembrance
-unspoiled by anything that had happened since.
-
-The jars, the disagreements, the quarrels had never happened.... She
-was back in the old times, and he was not yet regretting his lost
-freedom, but tightening the bond a little closer every day by words and
-deeds of love.
-
-This was the Lost Room, this dream-chamber where he lay. She was glad
-to have come down to Maryhouse for this. Who would not take a journey
-to find your old self and your old self’s self at the end of it, and
-Love lying sleeping in the shadow of dear memories, ready to be wakened
-with a kiss?
-
-She stooped and gave the kiss. He started and awakened. He stared at
-her, and the light of the old joy leaped into his eyes.
-
-“Alice! You’re only a dream, I know, but it is better than the real
-Alice, who grew to hate me. Oh! put your arms round me again! let me
-have your heart on mine again; let both of us forget what a ruin we
-have made of the life that we set out to make so sweet and fair!”
-
-He caught her hands. The torch fell with a crash, and went out. The
-dark was full of light, and warm, throbbing memories, and they were one
-again. Just for a little while, only in a dream....
-
-But day came through the diamond casements, laughing, and hand in hand
-with Hope. There were tears and laughter in her train. Two real people.
-No dream after all.
-
-He had wanted to look at Maryhouse again, and had traveled down in the
-express from Euston, hours after she had started. It was he who had
-rung the bell in the night.
-
-Mistress Dumphie had let him in and given him supper, and lighted the
-old room for him. He had thought there was a curious twinkle in her eye.
-
-The Deed of Separation, now waste-paper, may be had on application,
-by any young, wealthy couple who are desirous, upon a sensible
-arrangement, to part.
-
-
-
-
-FATHER TO THE MAN
-
- _Being a Confidential Letter from the Right Hon. Viscount
- Tynstone, at the Rev. O. Gotobed’s, Eton College, to the Lady Mary
- Cliffe-Bradlay, ooo Wessex Street, Park Lane, W._
-
-
-GOOD OLD POLL,--
-
-It is awfully nice of you to be so fritefully sick about it--_i.
-e._, my Getting Swished this Half, but fellows get Hardened to these
-things at School. Hemming major says there is something in a rotten
-poetry-book about a Divinity that shapes our Ends. I expect the beggar
-who wrote it was trying to get round the Head for his own Reesons. Your
-simpathy about the Ladies’ Plate is cumforting, but the Eton Eight
-must give other Crews a chance sumtimse. So everyboddy says, and as
-far as stile went our Fellowse boddies were better under controle, and
-the whole Appearanse of the Rowing was up to the best traddishunse of
-Eton. No. 7, Biggly-Wade, presenting a beautiful example of rithm and
-elastissity; and Henson No. 4, simply being a Tower of strength. N. B.,
-he is Captain of my Tutor’s and Has licked me awfully several timse, so
-I am in a pusition to Judge.
-
-While the Thames Cup was being slogged for I made up my mind to
-Sacrifise myself for the good of my Fammaly, and drop into Lunch with
-Mr. and Mrs. Le Moser, those Millionaire Friends of Mother’s, who she
-said were such Howling Cads, and so anxhus to know me. They Had an A.1.
-Motor-Launch, sedar-built, with plated fittingse and with salloons 4
-and aft, and Green Awnings second on the Bucks side 2 Private Lawns
-billow the Kingston Rowing Club. There were Moundse of Flowers, and
-though lots of other awfully smart launches filled up the First Section
-of the Bank before the Houseboats Began, where you, and Mother, and
-the Girls were on Uncle Todmore’s _Roulette_, the Le Moser craft
-collared the bikker for sumshuous splender. Regger minor of my house,
-who is quite an awfully Brilliant umorist, made an eppigram about the
-general Swellness of boats and launches billonging to people like the
-Le Moser’s. He said: “On the Berks side there are piles only, and no
-Booms. On the Bucks side there are _both_ Boomse and Piles.”
-
-Regger was so awfully Pleased with himself for saying such a clever
-Remark that I Had to Kick him to Tone Him down. He is Fritefully
-litterary and Artistic, because his Father Has just Bought a Weakly
-Illustrated Journal, and He is to Eddit it when He leaves Oxford; and
-the Things he said about the akwatic Fairy Palaces bineath the Pine
-treese and the Green-clad Hilly Vista, kombining to make up a Picture
-uneek in its English beauty, and without Paralel in the sivilised World
-were like hearing bitts read out of some Rotten Newspaper the day after
-the Rigatta.
-
-I had Not Had much Brekker, bicause our Boys’ Maid is quite awfully
-spoons on Henson No. 4 of the Eight, and forgetse where she has Hidden
-the Knives and Forkse to kepe Other Fellows from getting at Them. I
-Found them in my Cricket Pads after I had Eaten eggs and Sausages with
-my Fingers like one of those Prehistorick Beggers with Stone Hatchets.
-So the Hospitallity of the Le Mosers was ixtremely Welcome. Mrs. Le
-Moser was Frightfully Civil. She Had Diamond buttons on a White Reefer
-Jacket, and Rows and Rows of pearls as big as Sparrows’ eggse. A White
-Gangway, railed with gilt chains on posts with gilt Knobs, led to a
-Markay on Shore, which was Decorated as a Medievil Banqueting Hall, and
-there was a Footman in the Le Moser livery behind everybody’s chair.
-The Dalmatian Band and the Castillian Minstrels Played, and it was an
-awfully ripping lunchon, with everything you could think of to Eat and
-Drink and lots more bissides. There were 4,000 Pot plants on Board, and
-when it Got Dark the Fairy Litse looked awfully fine.
-
-Mr. Le Moser was a ripping good Host, though his waistcoat and necktie
-were frightfully loud, and he wares his Nails as long as the front ends
-of a Pair of Swedish Skates. N. B., Perhaps it is to Rake in the Money
-with? He told me that my Distinguished Father’s Name was Down as One
-of the Directors of His New Company, and that He Hoped to have Mine
-in a Few Years. He said the Risponsibilities of Rank were fritefully
-tremendous, and never seemed to Notice how I kept Slogging into the
-Champagne. He told me to keep the Cigarretts biside me, and offered me
-a Partagga in a glass case, price 8s. 6d., which I expect comes to a
-frightfully big price for a box of 100. I acsepted the luxurious Weed,
-but Did Not Smoak it. (N. B., I have got it now, and Regger, who has
-been swotting Pericles this half for English Classics, calls it “a
-glorious casket stored with ill.” I can’t think what makes him.)
-
-After everybody was stodged we went on Board the launch, and Miss Le
-Moser--Mother is quite rite about her being a pretty girl, though her
-Pater and Mater are such awful form, and her Pater doesn’t know how
-to stop talking about the money he has Bagged on the Stock Ixchange,
-and in other Places, the Diamond Mines in South Africa particularly. A
-chap in the Guards who was on the launch said it was a well-developed
-case of I. D. B., but Forgot to tell me what the Letters ment. He
-said, “Josie would carry the pile” (Josie is Miss Le Moser), and that
-if I was a sensible young beggar, and not a rotten Ass, I would see
-where my own advantidge lay even before I left School for Sandhurst.
-He went on about an infusion of Radical blood being a good thing to
-mingel with the ancient Tory blue, and rather Valuable than otherwise
-to one’s descendents, and said that to win a young and distinctly
-decently-looking wife with a hundred and eighty thousand jimmies in
-her wedding nightcap would be getting the Grand Slam in mattrimony. I
-checked him a bit and asked him if he had Praktised what he jolly well
-preached, and he twisted his mustash and said: “Unfortunately, no,
-young ’un; as like a Good many other fellows, I Came under the Married
-Women’s propperty Act before I was eighteen.”
-
-Then he pointed out a weedy, long-legged Beggar with the ghost of a
-red mustash and fritefully swagger clothes, who was making himself
-tremendously nice to Josie Le Moser, and said he was the Son of Mr.
-Joyd Lorge’s privite Secretary and an _enfant gâtày_ of the Liberal
-Government, with a seat in the Lower House being kept warm for him
-until he should come of age, and a lot more, ending up by asking me if
-I was driving an Automobile and saw a Dog trying to Bite through one
-of my Tyres, what I should do to the dog? I said I should Drive over
-it, of course, which seemed to pleese him frightfully, for he tipped
-me a sov, and then winked towards the Fellow who was showing his teeth
-at Miss Le Moser and said, “Then, there’s the Dog, don’t you know!”
-and went off to talk to a frightfully swell woman who called him to
-come over to her. I should rather like to be like that Guardsman when
-I go into the Army. His name is Gerald, for I heard the lady call
-him by it; he is Lord Dennismore, and he was so jolly Respectful and
-attentive to the lady, who wore quite a lot of vales and had heaps
-of golden hair, though she was quite old, and a tremendously red and
-white Complection, and a front figure that rinkled and bulged when she
-stooped or sat down, that I thought she must be his Mother, until Mrs.
-Le Moser told me she was the Duchess of Rinkhorn and his great friend.
-What I said about the Duchess being his mother seemed to amuse Mrs. Le
-Moser like mad, for I Heard her tell quite a lot of people, and they
-All yelled, as if I had been trying to be funny, which I was Not.
-
-She told me lots more About Lord Dennismore, which made me feel beastly
-proud of his having talked to me, and given me Advice. He was out with
-his battalion in the South African War, and did splendid thingse at the
-Front, and got speshally mentioned in Despatches, after Jaegersfontein
-and for Rescewing twenty wounded Tommies who had fallen in the Grass
-which the liddite from the shells had set on fire--I think it was
-liddite. And he got potted in the Shoulder, and was getting quite fit
-again, and would have done a lot more fiting if the Duchess hadn’t
-come out in a Speshul Hospital ship and carried him back “to England,
-Home and Duty,” as a lady who was listening to Mrs. Le Moser put in. I
-think it was jolly mean of the Duchess, don’t you? As if a chap could
-be properly grateful for being muffed like that! I forgot to say that
-Lord Denismore, when a little chap, was Father’s fag at school, and
-used to field for him when stump cricket in the passage in wet weather
-first came in. And he, Lord Denismore, was picked to Play in the School
-Eleven when he was still only a Lower Boy, and was Captain for a half
-before he left. And I feel awfuly Glad I met him, but I wonder why he
-said that about coming under the Married Women’s Property Act before
-he was eighteen? There is a Duke of Rinkhorn, who goes about in a Bath
-Chair with a Nurse in a white cap and apron to feed him and blow his
-nose when it wants it, so Perhaps the Duchess is the married woman he
-meant after all.
-
-I must say Josie Le Moser seemed to like me talking to her and
-explaining things more than she seemed to when the weedy chap with the
-ghost of a red mustash was trying to. After the phinal of the Diamonds,
-when the Crowds began to thin, and later when the Twilite came down
-and the Nats came out, and the Le Moser’s launch and their markay were
-elluminated up with about twice as many Fairy Lites as anybody else
-had, and the Castillian Minstrils played splendidly on their mandalins,
-I began to think her an awfully pretty girl. I don’t believe it was
-the crême de Menth her Pater had made me have with my coffy after
-Lunch and the Champagne, or the Russian rum they sent round in little
-dekanters, with the five o’clock tea, because the fellows say my Head
-is frightfully strong. But I got her hand and squeezed it a lot of
-times, and whenever the sucking M. P. edged a word in, and he tried to
-keep in Josie’s pocket the Most of the time, I wanted to fit him, and
-I think He guessed it from my Manner. He let Out He had been Edducated
-by Private Tutors at Home because his constitushion was dellicate as a
-Boy, and I said “Oh!” and I think Josie began to feel him rather in the
-way after that. His name is Wenham-Biggs, and I xpect his Constitushion
-is giving him a lot more trouble by now.
-
-The thing happened like this. I had only leeve till 7.30, but Mr. Le
-Moser asked me to stop and Dine, and I thought I could work the squash
-at the Station, and being three tranes late for an extra 2 hours so
-consentid with thanx, as it is a Poor Heart that Never rejoices, as
-Regger says. Josie and Me were up in the Bows where there is just Room
-for 2, and Wenham-Biggs was sitting on the Steersman’s Box rubbing
-his chin against the Wheel, to make his Beard grow I suppose, and
-Getting more Sickeningly Sweet and Centimental in the things He was
-saying to Josie every Minute. I call it Nerve to go on like that with
-another fellow nearly as old as yourself listening to every Word. At
-last he Said he was ready to Die for the Woman he Loved--I like that,
-don’t you?--Whenever she asked the sacrafice, and I said it would be
-the Leest he could Do, if she had an objection to a red mustash. It
-must be being so much with Regger makes me bat off these Things I
-xpect. Wenham-Biggs was perfeckly wild, and Josie giggled so mutch
-that she Forgot she was Close to the Edge and the Rubber mat slipped
-or something, the Launch being polished like a Looking Glass, and she
-went plump into the River, and it is pretty Deep on the Bucks side, and
-there is a good deal of Streem.
-
-I was Glad of all the Swimmers I had gone in for at Cuckoo Weir. I
-was Beestly sorry about my Swagger Flannelse and my new colors I had
-sported for the 1st time; but of corse I had to go in after Josie and
-thogh I don’t suppose I showed much skill, People made an awful Row,
-crowding to the Bullarks, and throwing life-boys and cork fenders at us
-like ennything. Mr. Le Moser kept offering rewards in lbs. and making
-it ginnies, and Mrs. Le Moser had histerrics in Lord Dennismore’s arms,
-which shows she was not quite unconshus because He was the best-bread
-and best-looking man of the Launch-party.
-
-What price your Little Brother when Me and Josie were Hauled up into
-the Launch all over pslime and Duckweed. Everybody Shook Hands with Me
-and said things that Made me Tingal all Over, and all the Women kept
-kissing Josie who they took away and put to Bed. Mr. Le Moser lent me a
-Change of his Thingse. O crumbs! if you Had seen me in them ispeshally
-the Wastecoat and the etsetras with stripes down the Legs. And he rote
-me a letter to Take back to my Tutor, and left it ungummed. And the
-things He said about my Pluck and Daring and his Eternal obbligation
-made me feel quite Shy when I read them going back in the last trane.
-There were two other Lower Boys in the carriage, and besidse them, a
-Fellow of my house who is One of the Swells of the Sixth Form, who was
-awfully annoyed at being obbliged to travel with us.
-
-The Butler was sitting up for us at my tutor’s, and everyone Else in
-Bed, as it was past 12, when we Got Back, but beyond a Slite Cold in
-my Head the Risults of the Outing were Not Paneful, my Letter putting
-Things in an awfully good light, which made the Other Fellows rather
-envious thogh they were let off with midling paenas.
-
-I Forgot to say Mr. Le Moser tipped me £100, which will come in very
-usefull. Also I am to try and get leave to go and Spend the Day at
-their Place at Staines next week, and they will send me Home in one of
-their motor-carse. Xcuse Spelling and mistakes as my Cold is making me
-Sneaze pretty Frequently, and with love to Mother, and all at home.
-
- Bilieve me,
- Your loving Brother,
- TOBY.
-
-P.S.--You Never saw a Fellow with plenty of conceat and Nerve about Him
-look as small as Wenham-Biggs when Lord Dennismore asked Him why He did
-not Dive in after Josie too, and he Had to own up He Could not swim a
-Stroak. What price private Tutors and being Edducated at Home?
-
- * * * * *
-
-P.P.S.--I saw Josie before I came away, and Mrs. Le Moser kissed me,
-which was horrid, and so did the Duchess and Several Other Ladies, and
-then they told Josie to and she did and gave me a little Diamond Duck
-to wear on my watch chane. N.B.--I think I see myself doing it and
-getting fitted by my fagmaster for side. T.
-
- * * * * *
-
-P.P.S.S.--Lord Dennismore neerly rung my hand off when I said Good-bye,
-and said, “You’ve tumbled in for a good thing, you lucky little beggar,
-and I’m ½ inclined to billeve....” And then he left off without saying
-What. But he tipped me 3 soverins more, and asked me to come and
-lunch with Him when Next he is on Duty, and you bet I said delighted
-thanks.... T.
-
- * * * * *
-
-P.P.P.S.S.S.--As my Fagmaster seemed inclined to be Nasty about my not
-getting Up in Time to Fill his Bath and make his tost and cofy in the
-morning I gave Him Mr. Le Moser’s 8s. 6d. Partagga in the glass case.
-First he bitt the end of the case off and it neerly choaked Him, and
-then He had a lot of trouble in getting it to Lite, and before it was
-½ through he had a lot more trubble of a different kind. (N.B.--Ask
-mother if it would Not be a good Thing for me _i. e._ marrying Josie
-Le Moser when I am of Age? I shall be fritefully poor and she will be
-awfully Rich, so her Father and Mother would not matter much. Also it
-would be Better than coming under the Married Women’s Propperty Act at
-18, like poor Dennismore!) TYNSTONE.
-
-
-
-
-THE FLY AND THE SPIDER
-
- _Being a Confidential Letter from the Right Hon. Viscount Tynstone,
- on board the Yacht “Spindrift,” Cowes Roads, to the Lady Mary
- Cliffe-Bradlay, Silversands Park, Sussex._
-
-
- TUESDAY, _August --_.
-
-GOOD OLD POLL,--
-
-I thought you were Rotting about Lord Dennismore and the Duchess at the
-baginning of your Letter, but your Locking him up in the Peech House
-was a Stunning Lark. The Duchess must Have been in a Regular Wax, and
-He must have been Fritefully Wild, only you can’t Hit a Girl, they are
-so Soft and Go down so Easily.
-
-Uncle Todmore Has the Usual Yacht Party for the Rigatta, and the old
-_Spindrift_ looks A.1. painted white with a new Copper Rail and a New
-Sett of Lifeboyse, etc. I asked Uncle Todmore How Much it had Cost, and
-He Heeved a Sigh, and said sufficient to the Day was the evil Thereof,
-so I xpect it comes to a Lump, and He and Aunt Honoria will Have to
-spend the Winter down at that Beestly Place of His in Devonshire
-instead of Going to the Riviara or Egipt this time.
-
-I said He Had the Usual Party on Board; but there are Two New People--a
-Captain Clanarthur, late of the Malta Artillery, a Man who Parts His
-Hair Down the Back, and Wares a Gold Braselet on his Left Wrist, and
-his Wife. Mrs. Clanarthur is a simply Fritefully pretty woman, with
-Long Black ilashes that Curl at the endse, and Eyes you Cant tell the
-right Colour of, never Being the Same Twise Running. Aunt Honoria is a
-Great Friend of Hers. And she Wares a Silver Belt with her Ruff weather
-Serge Gown that was a saint Bernard Dog’s Collar--so you may immagine
-How Small her waste is. She says I am a Mear Boy, and Ought Not to
-Notice Such Things; but I shall be Sixteen in September, and lots of
-Our Fellows at My Tutors are in love. Greening Minor, Who is a Regular
-Shrimp, regularly rites verses To the Barmade in the Slough Station
-refreshment room. First class--I mean the Refreshment Room, not the
-Verses. One Poem bigins--
-
- “How Nobly Does Thy Fair Form Tower,
- Whenare I Gaze On Thee.
- I Wish thou Wert a Lilly Flower,
- & I a Hunney Bee.”
-
-Which is Not Half Bad for a Lower Boy. And Regger is Secretly ingaged
-to his Sisters Jerman Guverness, who is 30 if a Day. She Has Promised
-to Wate for Regger, who is a Year Older than Me, and simply awfully
-Divoted to Her. She Makes Splendid Gingerbred with Nuts in it, which
-will come in Usefull if Regger’s Pater Cuts Him Off with a Shilling.
-
-Mrs. Clanarthur’s Christian Name is Ermengarde, but Her Friends call
-Her Nini for short. The Divise on Her Note Paper is a Gold Spider in
-a silver Web, and she Wares a little Broach with a Diamond Spider in
-a Gold Web. She keeps on Telling me she is Not Young, but That must
-be All Rot, because She is so mutch moar Girlish than the 2 Girls on
-Board. They are the Pope-Baggotes, and Lady Jane is Fatter than ever.
-
-
- WEDNESDAY.
-
-I can’t Immajin Why Mrs. Clanarthur ever married such a regular Scug as
-Captain Clanarthur, though she Says she was a mear Child, and did It
-to Pleese Her Family. They have been 10 Yearse married, so if she was
-so young at the time she cannot be as old as she says she is. She says
-she Had Her Hair Done up and wore Long Skirts For the first Time on her
-Wedding Day, and thought more of the Cake and the Presents than what
-was to Come. She cried when she Told me that, after dinner on Deck,
-when an Italian Opera Fellow, whose Name I can’t spell, was singing
-Love songs to the Acompaniment of the Mandolin, and the Starse were
-shining more Brightly than I ever remember to Have Seen Them. Her Hair
-has a Scent like Violets, and when Her Head Comes Near you it makes
-you Feel Hot and cold and Swimmy--at leest it does Me. Clanarthur was
-Away Racing a Yawl of His at the Royal Portsmouth Corinthian Yacht Club
-Rigatta, and I thoght if He should Get Drowned what a Jolly Good thing
-it would Be. He Ought to be Kicked for Making that woman so frightfully
-wretchid when She is 10,000 times Too Good For Him. N.B.--Of course
-She did Not Tell me what he has Done, but I bet you ½ a crown it is
-sumthing Beastly caddish.
-
-I think the Men on Board a Not very Well Bred Sett, as they chaff Me
-like mad about Mrs. Clanarthur; and even when she is Within Earshott,
-which makes Me want Frightfully to Kick them all Round. I Cannot Sleep
-at Night as I used to Do, and my Head Aches in a Beastly way in the
-Morning. I have got a handkerchief of Mrs. Clanarthur’s I Stole when
-She was Not Looking, and I Keep it Under My Pillow at Night and Switch
-the illectric light On and Look at it every Now and Then. There is
-“Nini” imbroidered in the Corner, and it Smells of Violets, like her
-Hair. If I was married to a Lovely Woman like that I should not be a
-Beast like Clanarthur. She Told Me that she Never has suffered Him
-to Kiss her on the Lips Since She Knew Him to be Unworthy of a Pure
-Woman’s Love. Sumhow I am glad of that, thogh it is Rough on Clanarthur.
-
-
- SATURDAY.
-
-Last Night Sumthing Happened I am Now Going to tell you about. They
-were Throwing Coloured Lites on the Sea from the Victoria Pier, and
-all the Big Steam Yachts Had Fairy lamps Hung Out, and the Music of
-the Bands and things Comming Over the Water quite made it simply
-ripping. It was after dinner, and I was Sitting on Deck with Mrs.
-Clanarthur, and She thought She would like a Moonlight Pull in the
-Yacht’s dinghy, as the Sea was so Beautifully Smooth. So I tipped two
-of the _Spindrift_ men to get the boat reddy, and not say ennything to
-ennybody and We Started. There was a Fritefully Stiff Tide on. I Rowed
-Her Round and Down a Lane made of Torpedo Gun-boats on One Side and
-1st Class Cruisers on the other, All Reddy for the King to inspect on
-Saturday. It was Ripping Fun, and Nini was Delighted. Then we Drifted
-dreemily along Towards Ryde, and I Forgot there was such a Fritefully
-Stiff Tide Running out to Spithead because I was Holding Nini’s
-Hand--she let me--and thinking there were Worse Things than Coming
-under the Married Women’s Property Act after All.
-
-When We Had got a Good Distance Out I found I could Not Get Back For
-Nuts, However Hard I Pulled.
-
-The Perspirashun was Running off me like Water and my Arms Ached like
-Mad. Nini--she had said I might call her Nini the Evening Before--Nini
-Could not See ennything was Wrong, but I knew we were being Carried
-Out to Sea at About 100 miles an Hour and it Kept Getting Darker.
-N.B.--Of course, I did Not Care For myself, but I Kept Thinking of
-Nini. She said the Poetry of the illimittible Oshan made Her Trill like
-a Smitten Lute, and I said, “Does it?” and Kept Slogging Away against
-the Tide without making 1 Not in 1,000 Hours, as the Signals in Coes
-Roads kept getting Smaller. Then a Southampton Liner came Rushing out
-of the Dark. I Saw Both her Port and Starboard Litse as I Turned my
-Head, so she must have been Coming Straight down on Us. You may Suppose
-I had Fits, thinking of Mrs. Clanarthur, and I would have tried to
-Shout, but I Had Lost my Wind completely.
-
-“How pretty,” said Nini--Mrs. Clanarthur I mean--“that must be the
-_Campania_ for New York from Southampton.” And she went on Gassing
-about the Beauty of the Seen without an Idea that we might be cut in 2
-Next Minute. But we got off. The liner swerved to port and went by us
-lighted up like a sea Alhambra, all her deckse crowded with People and
-her Band Playing ‘The Merry Widow,’ and Clanarthur lost his chance of
-being a Merry Widower. But she passed so jolly close to us that a lot
-of Wash slopped in, and Nini screamed and called out, “You silly boy,
-it’s all your Fault!” which I like, considering the sittuation. And
-She Pulled her White Evening Wrap round her and said, “Let’s get back
-to the yacht; it’s shockingly cold and the sea is getting abominably
-Rough!” And then I had to own up what a jolly Hat we were in, and that
-we had been steddily Drifting Out to Sea for Some time Past.
-
-What price me? I felt small enough to get into a cricket-ball case
-already, but I felt something worse when Mrs. Clanarthur Boxed my
-Ears. She said I was a Little Idiot, and that she had been culpably
-Reckless to alow Me to Take Her on the Water, and what would Freddy
-say? Freddy is Captain Clanarthur. So I said I would stand up to Him
-with or without Gloves, Fight Him with Rivolverse across a necktie if
-he liked, and that He could Divorse Her afterwardse and then she could
-marry me, and everything would be jolly well settled all Round, as
-she Had Told me He was aborrent to Her only the night before when she
-kissed me under the Aft Awning three Times--which she Had Done, though
-she called me an untruthful little Retch for saying so, and then she
-had Histericks, and then what Uncle Podmore calls the Mallady of the
-Wave came on, and I had to ship the oars and Hold Her Up, and she was
-Awfully Bad. Mother on the Turbean xing to Boulogne was Nothing To it.
-I am not Joking When I Tell You that We Drifted About in That beestly
-Dinghy all night at the immanent Risk of Being Run Down by anything
-from a Tramp Steamer to a Government Crooser, and if the Tide Had Not
-Turned, which it did at 4 o’clock in the Morning, we should be as dead
-now as Two People can be.
-
-O crumbs, when I looked at Nini, who After jawing at me till she was
-Tired Had Gone to sleep with Her Head on my Shoulder! By the Glimmaring
-Light of Dawn she Looked as Old as Aunt Honoria, and not Half as Nice.
-Her Swagger Evening Gown and Mantal were Ruined with Seawater, and
-one Long Tale of her Lovely Hair was Washing about in the Bilje at
-the Bottom of the Dinghy, we had shipped such a lot in the Night. Her
-Forhead and one Eye were nearly Hidden by a Top Piece with curls that
-had come off, though there was lots of Hair underneath it, and she was
-Perfectly Blue with Cold and Fright.
-
-I thought she must have been Pretty Old when she Married Captain
-Clanarthur after all, and when I Remembered how mad I had been about
-Her, and how I wanted to Snipe Clanarthur and Marry Her, I felt awfully
-sick at having been such an unlimited ass.
-
-She woke up and called me some more Names and then a Pilot cutter came
-along bound for Portsmouth Pier, and I Haled the Pilot and He agreed to
-take us back to Cowes Road for £1. And they Hawled us on Board because
-we were too jolly stiff to clime up the cutter’s side and we Got back
-to the Yacht in Time for Breakfast.
-
-You may guess if the men of the Party chaffed me Before how frightfully
-they chaff Now, I am Roasted about the Beastly Business from morning
-till Night. Uncle Podmore told me they had sent out 2 Boats to Find
-us and burned blue Lights. All Captain Clanarthur Said when He saw
-Mrs. Clanarthur come up the yacht’s side like a Ragbag, was, “So there
-You are, are you?” But suppose he is Lying Low to bring an Axion for
-Divorse, do you suppose I shall have to marry Mrs. Clanarthur?
-
-I do jolly well Hope Not. She is old enough to be my mother, and Has a
-Perfectly awful temper.
-
-Fancy me being as Pleased as a Fox-terrier with 2 tails when she let me
-Kiss Her under the Deck Awning after dinner. Fellows with lots of good
-sense can be asses at times.
-
-Of course I tell you All this in Confidence on the Strict Q.T., because
-you are Not like other Girls about Keeping a Secret. There is a Big
-Review of the Home Fleet and the Swedish Squadron by the King to-day,
-and the Fleet will be elluminated in the Evening after dinner, and
-there will be Fireworks from the Victoria Pier. But whether it is my
-having been Out all Night with Nini--I mean Mrs. Clanarthur--in that
-rotten Dinghy or something else I don’t ixactly know, but I feel jolly
-miserable.
-
-I wish Greening minor was here, it would do me Good to give the little
-Brute a regular licking. Fancy him Being in love with a Barmade and
-writing her verses. And Regger, who has the nerve to make up to his
-sister’s Jerman Governess. I can’t think why Fellows do such idiotic
-Things.
-
-I Think rather than Have to marry Mrs. Clanarthur I would Run away and
-be a stoker like that Fellow in the newspapers. She looks quite young
-again this afternoon and her Hair is beautifully done, but I keep on
-seeing Her as she was at 4 this morning, when that pilot-cutter Found
-us.
-
-I am getting rather sorry for Clanarthur tied up to a Woman who Boxes a
-Fellow’s ears and calls him Names for Nothing--that is, I should feel
-sorry for him if I was quite Eesy in my mind about his bringing an
-Axion for Divorse.
-
- Ever your affeckshionate Brother,
- TYNSTONE.
-
-
-
-
-FOR VALOR!
-
-
-The city of Smutborough was holding a solemn public function in honor
-of one of her sons. Formerly a soldier in the Smutborough Regiment,
-he had won his V. C. a long time back in the early days of the last
-South African War. At the conclusion of hostilities, having, like many
-other men, attained perfect competency and ripe experience with the
-expiration of the age-limit, Color-Sergeant Stoneham was naturally
-shelved as being of no further use to the nation, except in an
-emergency like the last.
-
-The rear of the Town Hall, Smutborough, formed one side of an unsavory
-blind alley: a dingy _cul-de-sac_ blocked at the end by the high,
-sooty, spike-bordered wall of what was termed, with mordant but
-unconscious humor, the Workhouse Recreation Yard. The Workhouse loomed
-large upon the opposite side. Though the great main entrance for misery
-was in another street, a solid oaken door, hospitably garnished with
-large nails and a double row of bristling prongs, exhibited upon a
-mud-splashed fanlight above it the black-lettered legend, “Casual Ward.”
-
-It was only one o’clock, and the door would not open before seven, but
-a queue of deplorable applicants had already mustered before it. A
-tall, upright, gaunt man of about forty, dressed in a weather-stained
-jacket-suit of tweed, and wearing a shabby deerstalker low over his
-haggard eyes, had been one of the last to attach himself to Poverty’s
-kite-tail.
-
-Against the wall of the Workhouse Recreation Yard was the excuse for
-a considerable expenditure of public funds at a moment felt by the
-humbler citizens of Smutborough to be extremely inopportune. The excuse
-was let into the sooty brick masonry. It made a queerly-shaped bulge
-in the middle of an oppressively new Union Jack which covered it, and
-upon each side of this tantalizing mystery stood a large, pink, shining
-police-constable, in the largest size obtainable of brand-new white
-woolen gloves.
-
-At the bottom of the blind alley were more constables, ready in case of
-the mob of unemployed making a rush round from the front of the Town
-Hall. But at present it surged, a human sea lashed to fury by the whip
-of hunger and the voice of Socialism, in the square outside the long
-row of first-floor windows where the sumptuous luncheon was laid for a
-hundred guests.
-
-“A’a’ah! T’ss’s! Ya’-’aah!”
-
-“Close up here, close up!” A police-sergeant, hurrying from the bottom
-of the alley, herded the struggling queue before the door of the casual
-ward into a compact bunch. Then the rearward portals of the Town Hall,
-before which a red-and-white striped awning had suddenly sprouted, were
-thrown wide. A crush of rosetted stewards, carrying very shiny hats,
-preceded the Mace-Bearer; the Mayor, a plump and rosy personage, in his
-furred robes and chain of office, appeared, walking between a lovely
-lady in sumptuous sables and an accurately-attired gentleman, whose
-intense vacuity of eye, mechanical bow and smile, and inability to
-utter anything without being first prompted by an attendant secretary
-from behind, denoted him a Personage of the first importance....
-The Sheriff followed with the Mayoress, the Aldermen and the guests
-trooped after. And the mob at the other side of the Town Hall, making
-a charge round the corner, and being repulsed by the police, vented
-its indignation in such an outburst of boo’s that the Mayor’s speech
-was delivered in dumb show. Everybody clapped when he had done,
-though. Upon which the Personage, prompted by his attendant spirit,
-delivered himself in short, House of Commons gasps of the contents of
-a Be-ribboned roll of typoscript. The last sentence was audible: “And
-let this! Be a perpetual! Reminder to this! And succeeding generations!
-How our! Mother country! Rewards her! Heroic sons!” Everybody clapped
-and applauded the Personage. The Personage, then, advancing upon
-exquisitely-polished boots to the Union Jack with the mysterious bulge
-under it pulled a white cord with a lavender kid glove, and brought
-the flag down, revealing a square block of Caen stone bearing some
-sculptural figures in low relief set in the masonry above a neat little
-drinking fountain. Then the Personage, the lovely lady in furs, the
-Mayor and Mayoress, Sheriff, Aldermen, guests, and stewards trooped
-back into the Town Hall to luncheon, and the crowd surged back again
-to boo the banqueters. But after the last of these had, under a
-cross-fire of gibes and taunts, taken himself away, the turbulent ocean
-of humanity rolled back into its foodless garrets and cellars, and the
-Socialist leaders who had urged on the ring-leaders retired to dine at
-a hotel. Subsequently the alley behind the Town Hall became gorged with
-homeless persons seeking shelter for the night, and when seven o’clock
-struck and the Casual Ward door opened, one rush of misery packed it
-instantly from wall to wall, and Stoneham, V. C., late Color-Sergeant
-in the Smutborough Regiment, found himself shut out.
-
-He wondered, as he ruefully felt in his empty pockets, whether it would
-end in his having to sell the Cross? He had never failed to raise money
-on his reserve-pension when the General Brushmaker’s Union had forced
-him to come out with the other men, because a non-union _employé_
-had been taken on at the factory. Since then he had navvied, stoked,
-scavenged, done everything and anything that a capable man might do to
-get bare bread and common shelter for himself and his. Now the wife was
-in Clogham Infirmary with two of the children, and another was dead of
-clemming, and ... and the old wound from the cross-nicked Mauser bullet
-pained him horribly. He was giddy and sick with starvation, and the
-world was spinning round....
-
-Just in time he caught at the edge of the new drinking fountain, and
-saved himself from falling. The grudging glimmer from the fanlight over
-the door of the Casual Ward showed him something that roused him as a
-swooning man may be roused by a splash of icy water in his face. It was
-his own name in shining gold letters, boldly incised upon a handsome
-tablet under the sculptured block that jutted from the sooty brick wall.
-
-“Lord above, what’s this?” gasped the man whom Smutborough had that
-day toasted. He struck a match, the last he had, and read, beneath the
-bas-relief which represented the city’s hero in the act of shielding
-a wounded officer with his body from a supposititious volley of Boer
-bullets:
-
- TO COMMEMORATE THE GALLANT ACTION
- BY WHICH COLOUR-SERGEANT H. STONEHAM,
- OF THE SMUTBOROUGH REGIMENT,
- AND A NATIVE OF THIS CITY,
- WON THE VICTORIA CROSS.
-
- IN ACTION, PAARDFONTEIN, TRANSVAAL, SOUTH AFRICA, 1901.
-
-
-“Move on, you!” said the voice of a police-constable behind him.
-And Stoneham, V. C., drove his freezing hands deep into his ragged
-pockets, wheeled and obeyed.
-
-“It’s a rum world!” He reeled a little in his gait, and whispered
-thickly to himself, as if some of the champagne and grub that had been
-consumed that day in his honor had got into his head by proxy. “Damned
-queer from start to finish! But, in the long run, I’m a bit better off
-than the bloke in the Bible. He asked for bread, and they gave him a
-stone. And I’ve got a drinking fountain into the bargain!”
-
-And the wet night swallowed him up.
-
-
-
-
-MELLICENT
-
-
-“Happy is the corpse, they say, that the rain rains on,” observed Mr.
-Popham, “but knowing his rheumatic nature, I could have wished him a
-drier day. However, we must take what comes, and it’s curious that what
-comes is generally what one would have preferred to be without. Life is
-very like a switchback railway,” continued Mr. Popham. “Now you’re up,
-a-looking down upon other human beings; and now you’re down a-looking
-up at ’em. And similarly your fellow-creatures as regards you. It’s a
-curious reflection that I shan’t ever measure out his colchicum again;
-or soothe the morning twinges in his knees and elbers with a lithia
-lollipop in a glass of warm water; or hear him swear when I tighten
-his straps and buckles; or fetch and carry his wigs between this and
-the hairdresser’s in Regent Place. Who do those wigs belong to now?
-Yesterday his coffin, an extra-sized, double oak casket, metal-lined,
-with plated handles and silver name-plate, stood in there!” He jerked
-his head at the double doors leading into the bedroom. “This morning we
-accompanied him to Woking Cemetery. This afternoon they are a-reading
-of the Will in Portland Place, and Odlett gave me his solemn word that
-John Henry shouldn’t remove his ear from the library keyhole without
-finding out whether a little bit on account of faithful services
-rendered hadn’t been left to Frederick T. Popham, valet to the above.
-For he promised to leave me something all along, and almost with his
-last breath, ‘I haven’t forgotten you, Popham,’ says he. ‘You’ve been
-remembered, you’ll find, in the Will.’ And ... Lord! Was that you? What
-a turn you gave me, Miss Mellicent!”
-
-“Why, you’re quite nervous, Mr. Popham, sir,” said Miss Mellicent.
-
-Miss Mellicent had bumped at the door with the end of a coal-scuttle,
-and now apologized, bringing it in. Miss Mellicent was a thin person
-of some thirty London summers, dressed in a worn black gown with
-stray threads sticking out where crape had been ripped off. Her hair
-would have been a nice brown if it had been less dusty, her gray eyes
-were timid and kind, and her dingy pale face had a look of belated
-girlhood--was sometimes quite transfigured into prettiness when she
-smiled.
-
-“I’ll own I am a little unlike myself,” agreed Mr. Popham. “Perhaps
-it’s his luggage all ready in a pile near the door, as if we were
-off to a foreign Spa within the next five minutes, or going down to
-Helsham to stop in his usual rooms in the south wing. Perhaps it’s his
-going off so sudden in quite a mild attack. Perhaps it’s the strain
-of the funeral this morning, perhaps it’s sympathy for Sir George
-and the family, perhaps it’s a little anxiety on my own account! I
-know what he had, and I’ve my notions as to how he’s disposed of it!
-The likeliest way to bring about a lawsuit and get it into Chancery
-would be his way, bless you! The embroilingest way; the way to bring
-about the greatest amount of jealousy and bitterness; the way to cost
-the most to all concerned and bring about the smallest return in the
-way of satisfaction and profit to ’em, would be the way he’d give
-the preference to over all. And if he was a-listening to me at this
-minute,” said Mr. Popham, with a slight uncomfortable glance toward the
-folding doors that led into the bedroom--“and I’m sure I hope he’s
-better employed!--he’d own I’ve done him no more than justice!”
-
-“The many years I’ve known General Bastling,” said Miss Mellicent,
-“and it’s going on for twenty that he’s lodged with us four months in
-each twelvemonth--I’ve never asked or cared to know. Was he a rich
-gentleman?”
-
-“Why, I should call him pretty snug at that,” said Mr. Popham. “Ten
-thousand in Home Rails; a pretty little nest-egg of five thousand in
-Government Three per Cents; a matter of sixteen hundred invested in
-the Chillianmugger Anthracite Mining Company; and a nice little bit of
-loose cash in the current account at Cox’s. That’s what I’ve my eye on,
-to tell you the truth; and I don’t think it’s unnatural or greedy.”
-
-“I would never believe you selfish or money-seeking,” said Miss
-Mellicent, folding her hard-worked red hands upon her worn stuff apron,
-“not if an Angel was to come down out of the stained-glass window in
-church--I sit under it on a Sunday evening sometimes, when I’m not
-wanted at home--and tell me so!”
-
-“I hope I’m not naturally more of a groveler than other men in my
-situation--my late situation--would be,” returned Mr. Popham. “But
-forty odd is getting on in years, and I’m reluctant at my time of
-life to go looking for another middle-aged gentleman to valet. The
-young ones are too harum-scarum and given to late hours for a man
-like me; and if they weren’t, they’d be unnatural phenomenons. A
-nice little inn in a country town, with a decentish bar custom and a
-solid bottle-and-jug department, and a cold lunch in the coffee-room
-on market-days, would suit me; with Hunt, Harriers, Freemasons, and
-Friendly Societies’ dinners to cater for; and a private understanding
-with a few gamekeepers anxious to promote their own interests in a
-quiet, unassuming way--the guards of the late and early Expresses--and
-one or two West End poulterers and greengrocers as I have met in what
-I might call the butterfly stage of my existence, when I wore silk
-stockings and livery, floured my hair regular, wore a bookay on Levée
-and Drawing-Room days, and would as soon have eaten cold joint or
-cleaned the carriage as taken up coals. And why I haven’t relieved you
-of the scuttle before this, is a question between me and my conscience.
-Let me take it and put it down. It won’t be the first time, if it is
-the last, will it?”
-
-“Don’t, Mr. Popham, sir!” pleaded Miss Mellicent; “don’t speak in that
-downhearted way.” Her red hands plucked at a corner of her dingy stuff
-apron, her gray eyes were already pink about the rims. Tears rose in
-them. She coughed and swallowed nervously.
-
-“The Bastling Arms is the name of that there little inn,” said Mr.
-Popham. “The sign is the same as the crest on _his_ notepaper and
-his seal-ring and the lock of that despatch-box.” He pointed to the
-despatch-box crowning the pile of solid, well-used, much be-labeled
-portmanteaux and imperials that occupied the corner near the door of
-the room--a comfortably furnished, rather dingy second-floor apartment
-in a quiet street above, and running parallel with, Oxford Circus. “The
-landlord died the day before yesterday--as if to oblige or aggravate
-me, I don’t know which!--and the widow, knowing my ambitions, dropped
-me a postcard to inform. Three hundred is wanted for the lease, stock,
-and goodwill, and fifty for the furniture, stable and yard-effects.
-A bargain, Miss Mellicent, if I only had the money! But as it goes,
-I’m a hundred and fifty short--unless John Henry’s ear is tingling at
-this moment with tidings of comfort and joy. Now, what do you mean by
-lighting a fire as if I wanted coddling, when you’ve a dozen people to
-look after, if you’ve one?”
-
-Miss Mellicent was down on her knees at the old-fashioned grate, laying
-a fire. She struck a match and lighted the kindling, and, though it was
-mid-June, the bright blaze was welcome in the dingy sitting-room, whose
-window-panes streamed with torrents of rain.
-
-“The gentlemen are all out but the third-floor front,” she said,
-“and when the rain began, and I thought of you sitting up here in
-the dim light alone, it seemed as if I might do this much to make
-things cheerfuller. For you’ve done so much for me ever since I came
-here”--her red and blackened knuckles went up to her pink-rimmed
-eyes--“you always done so much for me!”
-
-“For you, my dear soul!” ejaculated Mr. Popham, with circular eyes.
-“You make too much of things, Miss Mellicent!”
-
-“That’s one of ’em,” cried grateful Mellicent, turning upon him a thin,
-blushing face down which two tears openly trickled. “You’ve called me
-‘Miss Mellicent’ from the first. From the time I came here to Mr. and
-Mrs. Davis, an orphan, ten years old, in my cheap black frock, made out
-of the skirt of poor mother’s mourning for poor father, you’ve always
-called me ‘Miss.’ It helped me, somehow; just as your carrying up the
-heavy cans of hot water and the coals did.”
-
-“You was a bright-eyed, grateful little mouse, too,” said Mr. Popham
-retrospectively, “and many’s the time I’ve had it in my mind to speak
-to Mr. and Mrs. Davis about their driving a little thing like you so
-hard. They’re past driving now, that’s one comfort! It’s years since
-I’ve set eyes on either of ’em, now I come to think of it!”
-
-“It’s years!” Mellicent echoed in a slightly bewildered way. “Why of
-course it would be years!”
-
-“She was a mountain, was the venerable lady, and the old gentleman
-was a mere lath,” said Mr. Popham meditatively. “He used to answer
-the letters we wrote year by year, season in and season out, from the
-family seat at Helsham, from the Engadine, Aix, or Ems, Paris, or the
-Riviera, to say we were coming on such a day. Ten years ago the writing
-of the letters changed to a feminine hand--and since then I haven’t
-seen him.”
-
-“Why--don’t you know--he died?” said Mellicent.
-
-“Did he really?” cried Mr. Popham. “Well, it was like him to keep it so
-quiet, and like the old lady, too. Reminds me--I haven’t set eyes on
-_her_ for a matter of five year and over!”
-
-“Oh dear, Mr. Popham! she’s dead too!” gasped Mellicent in distress.
-
-“She’d be pleased to know how little we’ve missed her, I know,”
-responded Mr. Popham cheerfully. “Now, quite between ourselves,
-Miss Mellicent, since for the first time since I’ve known you we’re
-indulging in a confidential conversation--who’s carrying on the house?”
-
-“Don’t you know? No--you’ve never asked or thought to ask in all these
-years,” returned Mellicent. “The person who carries on the house
-is--not quite--but I suppose she would be called so--a lady!”
-
-“And very sensibly she manages,” approved Mr. Popham, “in keeping
-out of the way and letting you do it for her. And a nice income she
-makes, I’ll be bound! Why, the house has never been empty since first
-I come here. Old gentlemen with ample means on every floor, toddling
-out to their clubs when their various complaints permit, and dining
-at home--and dining comfortably, too--when they don’t. Such a polish
-on the boots, such a crispness of the breakfast bacon, such a flavor
-about the coffee and the curries, such a tenderness about the joints,
-such a dryness about the daily newspaper, and such an absence of
-over-statement about the total of the weekly bill as, with all my
-experience, I’ve never found elsewhere. And all owing to You! If your
-modesty allowed you to think over yourself for one moment--which I
-truly believe you’ve never done since you were born--you’d admit, Miss
-Mellicent--that you’re a wonder!”
-
-“Oh! do you truly mean it?” she cried, with her heart upon her lips.
-
-“I do,” answered Mr. Popham, with warmth. “And if the present
-proprietor of the lodgings wasn’t a lady--and knew what was good for
-him--he’d----”
-
-“Oh no! No, Mr. Popham, sir, no! He wouldn’t. No one could ever think
-of me in such a way!” Her red and blackened hands went up to the
-piteous, quivering face, and her lean bosom heaved behind the meager
-bib of her scorched stuff apron. “Never!”
-
-“Tell me now, upon your honor,” Mr. Popham pressed. “Haven’t you never
-looked at nobody in that way yourself?”
-
-Miss Mellicent fairly writhed and shuddered with nervousness. But
-she laughed, looking away from Mr. Popham and into the old-fashioned
-but handsome glass over the mantelshelf, in which, within an Early
-Victorian frame of fly-spotted gilding, the reflection of Mr. Popham’s
-alert, well-featured, respectable profile and her own poor, wistful
-face appeared together.
-
-“If you won’t ask me no more--yes, then! but he never dreamed o’ me!”
-
-“More shame for him!” asseverated Mr. Popham stoutly. “Why, what a
-put-upon young woman you are, Miss Mellicent! Since you were ten years
-old, I do verily believe you’ve never had a pleasure, never had a
-present, never had a friend, never had an outing--no more than you’ve
-had a sweetheart.”
-
-“Ah, but,” she cried, with a happy laugh, “I have had a friend! You’ve
-been my friend, haven’t you? And I have had pleasure in knowing that.
-And I’ve had an outing--twice. Once Uncle Davis took me to the World’s
-Fair--it was my twelfth birthday--and once, two years later, you
-treated me to the pantomime.”
-
-“Did I? And uncommon generous and considerate it was of me, I must
-say, to have done that much for you, you poor little neglected, lonely
-creature!” uttered the remorseful Mr. Popham.
-
-“I never forgot it,” Mellicent cried, with beaming eyes. “The glory and
-the splendor, the living roses and the talking animals and the shining
-fairies, and you to explain it all and be so kind. I never forgot it!
-Who could?”
-
-“Why, I’m beginning to remember something about it myself!” said Mr.
-Popham, clearing. “We partook of a dozen oysters and some shandy-gaff
-at a fish-bar on the way home. According to present views, we ought to
-have shaken carbolic powder over that shellfish instead of pepper, and
-washed it down with Condy’s Fluid; but, being behind the present times,
-we enjoyed ourselves.”
-
-“Didn’t we!” Mellicent clapped her hands. “I have gone back to that
-beautiful evening in memory hundreds and hundreds of times! It has
-helped me through such a lot of hard things--for things are hard
-sometimes. Sometimes, when you aren’t here, and there isn’t no one to
-speak to on the stairs, and the gentlemen are over-particular about
-their boots and changeable about the hours for their meals, things get
-the better of me to that extent that I scream and run!”
-
-“Scream and run, do you?” said the puzzled Mr. Popham. “And how do you
-do it? Or do you do it without knowing how, eh?”
-
-“I shriek out loud and hear myself as though my voice came from a long
-way off,” said Mellicent, opening her large eyes, “and then my feet
-begin to run. I scream, and I run screaming up to the little top attic
-I slept in when I came here as a child, where my old rag doll is still,
-and mother’s patchwork counterpane covers the truckle-bed. And I hide
-my head in that, and cry myself quiet and patient again!”
-
-“And Lord have mercy on your lonely little soul!” cried Mr. Popham.
-“Patient you are, and that’s the truth!” He took the knotty red hand
-and held it in both of his for an instant, looking at the downcast
-face. “But don’t scream and run any more. It isn’t good for you!”
-
-“I haven’t screamed and runned for quite a long time now,” she
-answered. “But”--her poor lips trembled--“I think I shall when you are
-gone for good.”
-
-“Nonsense, nonsense!” Mr. Popham squeezed the red hand and dropped it
-gently. “I’ll come and see you from time to time.”
-
-“And leave your little country inn?” said Mellicent, trying to smile.
-“You won’t be able!”
-
-“I could leave the landlady in charge,” suggested Mr. Popham. “Stop,
-though, a landlady is the kind of article that doesn’t go with the
-furniture and fixtures. I shall have to look out for her myself.” His
-face changed. “Upon my word I shall!”
-
-“I know the kind you’ll choose,” sighed Miss Mellicent. “And the best
-won’t be good enough for you, Mr. Popham. She must be young and fair
-and plump and rosy and blue-eyed, with golden curls like the Fairy
-Queen in that pantomime, or the lovely dolls I see in the shop windows
-when I’m out buying meat and groceries for the gentlemen. And her hands
-must be as white and soft as mine are red and hard. And----”
-
-“Don’t cry, my dear!” begged Mr. Popham. He stooped over her as she hid
-her flaming cheeks in the hard-worked hands. “You have pretty hair,
-Miss Mellicent,” he said, with a sensation of surprise at the discovery.
-
-“I’ve been turning out rooms,” she sobbed, “and it’s full of dust!”
-
-“And you’d have a pretty figure,” said Mr. Popham, now embarked upon
-a career of discovery, “if you took the trouble to pull ’em in. And
-you’re young--barely thirty--and I’m ten years older. And you’re a
-first-class double extra A.1. housekeeper, cook, and manager. See here!
-Give the lady proprietor a month’s notice, and come and be landlady of
-the Bastling Arms at Helsham!”
-
-“You--you’re not in earnest?”
-
-She faced him, quivering, transfigured, panting.
-
-“Ain’t I?” remarked Mr. Popham simply. “Say ‘Yes,’ Miss Mellicent, give
-me a kiss, and we shall both begin to believe it. Run and change your
-dress, and we’ll call a cab and make another evening of it, and if the
-Alhambra ballet won’t do as well as the pantomime, under the present
-circumstances, I shall be surprised! There’s John Henry’s knock at the
-hall-door. He brings good news, or it wouldn’t be such a loud one. It
-takes the girl ten minutes to get up the kitchen stairs; she’s a born
-crawler, if ever there was one, and I’ve a fancy I should like you to
-let the boy in--if you’ve no objection?”
-
-“Oh, no, no!” she cried gladly, and flashed out of the room.
-
-“She’s wonderfully nimble on her feet,” mused Mr. Popham; “and though
-I’ve never seen ’em to my knowledge, I shouldn’t mind putting a bit on
-the chance of their being pretty ones. Lord! I seem in for discoveries
-to-day. Come in, John Henry!”
-
-But it was not John Henry, but the butler from Portland Place.
-
-“Odlett! Well, this is kind; and you with such an objection to getting
-your feet damp!” Mr. Popham shook the large dough-colored hand of Mr.
-Odlett until the butler secured the member from further assault by
-putting it into his pocket.
-
-“The boy was wanted to go upon an errand,” explained Mr. Odlett, in the
-voice of the description known as rich. “And as a friend!”--his smile
-creased his large pale cheeks, and caused the temporary disappearance
-of his small twinkling eyes--“as a friend, no more port being wanted
-for the party in the library, I thought I’d come and put you out of
-your misery!”
-
-“That was uncommon kind of you, Odlett!” breathed the acutely-anxious
-Mr. Popham. He wiped his brow, and fixed an intense gaze on the
-particular feature from which intelligence might be expected.
-
-“The boy did his duty faithful from first to last,” said Mr. Odlett,
-selecting a chair and carefully separating his coat-tails as a
-preliminary to sitting down; “and when he laughed, ’ad the presence
-of mind to drop his ’ead to the level of the library door mat,
-consequently it was supposed to be the pug a-sneezing!”
-
-“Well,” gasped Mr. Popham. “Well?”
-
-“The Will come up to our fondest expectations,” continued Mr. Odlett.
-“Sir George, who never shoots, ’ave the General’s old saloon-pistols
-and sporting Mantons, and _Bell’s Life_ and the _Army Gazette_ for
-twenty year back. Mr. Roderick is left the Chinese and Indian
-curiosities on condition of his dusting ’em hisself regularly. My Lady
-’ave ten pounds to purchase a mourning-ring, provided she’ll undertake
-to wear it; the young ladies ditto; and the money----”
-
-“The money----” choked Mr. Popham.
-
-“The money, with the exception of several smaller legacies, goes, with
-the consent of the Mayor and Corporation of Helsham, to purchase and
-lay out a Public Park for the people in memory of the Testator. There’s
-to be a mausoleum in the middle of it, in which his crematory urn is to
-be kep’, and a bandstand at each end, because he always loved to see
-people cheerful about him. Also, he bequeaths to Miss Mellicent Davis,
-at his lodgings in Margaret Place, five guineas and a set of ivory
-chessmen; and to his old and valued friend, William Odlett, which is
-me, the sum of two hundred pounds. He adds, he hopes I’ll drink myself
-to death on it, inside of a month; but he always was a playful old
-gentleman. No--you’re not forgotten!”
-
-Mr. Popham wiped his brow with an air of relief.
-
-“You’re not forgotten--which ought to be a consolation to you!”
-repeated Mr. Odlett, creasing all over with a vast, comprehensive
-smile. “You’re to ’ave his walking-sticks, clothes, wigs, the rugs and
-plaids, and the spare set of teeth, hoping you’ll always have something
-to employ ’em on. I came over a-purpose to tell you; you’re so fond of
-a joke, Popham.”
-
-“I don’t deny it,” said the crushed and disappointed Mr. Popham; “but
-where the humor of this one is, hang me if I know!”
-
-“You’ll see by-and-by,” said Mr. Odlett consolingly. “When you’ve ’ad
-time to think it over. Meanwhile I’ll stand a couple of whiskies hot.
-A man don’t come into two hundred, cool, every day, and this windfall
-is particularly welcome. You know Madgell, the landlord of the Bastling
-Arms at Helsham, is gone over to the majority?”
-
-Mr. Popham nodded a pale face.
-
-“The lease, stock, goodwill, and fixtures of that pleasant little ’ouse
-is to be ’ad for what I call a song. And I’m going--in a week or so,
-when I’ve laid my hand secure on this here little legacy--to pop in and
-settle down. Plummer, the cook, a plump and capable young woman, ’ave
-expressed her willingness to be the landlady. I did suppose she had had
-a bit of an understanding with you. But she’s quite come round my way
-since the reading of the will, and I thought you’d like to know it!”
-
-“You’re uncommon considerate,” said the rasped and tingling Mr. Popham,
-“but I’ve made arrangements elsewhere.”
-
-“Perhaps the Other One will change her mind when she finds out you’re
-diddled in your expectations!” said the comforting Mr. Odlett, shaking
-hands heartily. “Good-night. I shan’t hear of you coming to the door!”
-
-But Mr. Popham did come, and slammed it behind the departing form of
-Mr. Odlett with great heartiness.
-
-“Damn his wigs and walking-sticks!” he said in the murky passage, “and
-his spare teeth as well! A nice Job’s comforter, Odlett! ‘Perhaps
-she’ll change her mind when she knows you’ve been diddled in your
-expectations.’ Beg pardon, Miss Mellicent, I didn’t see you were there!
-You’re not hurt, are you?”
-
-“Only by your thinking I could change!” said Miss Mellicent, with a sob.
-
-The ground-floor sitting-room door stood ajar; the room was unoccupied.
-Mr. Popham led Miss Mellicent in, turned up one of the blackened
-incandescent gas-jets, and stood petrified at the sight its hissing
-white glare revealed.
-
-“A gray silk gown, trimmed with real lace, and a gold chain!” cried the
-bewildered Mr. Popham. “A diamond brooch, as I’m a living sinner! and
-an opera-mantle and kid gloves and a fan! And your pretty brown hair
-done up quite tastefully, and your eyes a-shining over the roses in
-your cheeks! What’s done it? Who’s responsible for it? How did it come
-about?”
-
-If she had been less shy of him, she would have answered in two words,
-“Through love!” But she only faltered:
-
-“I’m so glad you think I look a bit nice in them. They--they belonged
-to poor Aunt Davis, and I’ve had ’em altered to fit. She--she left them
-to me when she died!”
-
-“And handed over the lodging-house and furniture to the present lady
-proprietor,” observed Mr. Popham, searching in his trouser pocket for a
-cab whistle, “whom I don’t happen to know by sight.”
-
-“Oh, yes, you do!” Miss Mellicent’s blush and smile made quite a pretty
-little face of hers, and Mr. Popham boldly kissed it on the spot. “Oh
-yes, you do, for she’s me! I should say, I am her! Law bless you,
-dear Mr. Popham, I didn’t mean to startle you like that! Who cares
-about your being left a lot of old clothes and wigs instead of a sum
-of money--though you deserved it, true and faithful as you was to him
-that’s gone! Haven’t I plenty for both? And landlord of the Bastling
-Arms you shall be to-morrow, if you’ve set your heart on it! and we
-shall be late for the beautiful sights at the theater if you don’t
-whistle for a taxicab.”
-
-“Life is certainly a switchback!” said Mr. Popham, as he breathed and
-trilled alternately on the damp doorstep. “Now you’re down a-lookin’ up
-at your fellow-mortals, and now you’re up, a-lookin’ down upon ’em!...
-We’ll have a bit of supper at that very fish-bar, if it’s still in
-existence, on our way home, carefully drawing the line at oysters as
-risky and uncertain articles of diet for two middle-aged people about
-to enter upon the duties and privileges of married life!”
-
-
-
-
-THE COLLAPSE OF THE IDEAL
-
-
-Canwarden did not write sonnets, or he would have composed many, not
-only in celebration of Petronella’s eyebrows, but of her crystalline
-blue eyes and burnished hair, her willowy figure of the latest and
-most wonderful shape, and her slim, white hands and arched insteps.
-But in all his plays--for he was a budding dramatist of exceeding
-promise--he described her in red-lined type:--“_Enter So-and-So, a
-fair and graceful girl of not more than twenty-five summers, with
-sapphire eyes and golden locks, attired in the costume of the period_”
-(whatever the period might be). “_She exhales the joyous freshness of
-a May morning, and her gurgling laugh rivals the spring song of the
-thrush._” This pleased the leading ladies hugely, even when their eyes
-were not of sapphire; but stage-managers found Urban Canwarden’s stage
-directions a trial. If he had been firmly seated in the motor-car of
-public approval, both hands on the driving-wheel as he ripped along
-the track of success, they would have smiled even while they writhed.
-But Canwarden was not yet famous, and the stage-managers were free not
-to disguise their feelings. However, he went on; getting thin--thin
-for a plump man--in the effort to make enough to marry on. For the
-beloved of his soul was not of the bread-and-cheese-and-kisses type of
-betrothed of whom we read in novels that have many years ago silted
-to the bottom-shelves in public libraries, and are occasionally
-issued as new in paper covers at fourpence-halfpenny. Her full name
-was Petronella Lesser, and she dwelt with her parents in an Early
-Victorian villa on Haverstock Hill, a residence which had been slowly
-settling down on one side ever since the Tube borings had started. The
-lease would be out, old Mr. Lesser calculated, a day or two before the
-Corinthian-pillared stucco and brick porch sat down. He was something
-in the Italian warehouse supply-line in the City, and a singular judge
-of olives, Gruyère, and barreled Norwegian sprats. Petronella never
-looked a fairer, more poetic thing than when concealing vast quantities
-of these zests behind the latest thing in blouses, day or evening wear,
-and Urban Canwarden, as he gazed upon his betrothed, or very nearly so,
-swore to himself that she should never know what it is to go lacking
-the _hors d’œuvres_ that lend piquancy to the Banquet of Life.
-
-Petronella was a girl whose white and well-developed bosom was the
-home of emotions but little livelier than those that animate the
-beautiful person of a Regent-street wax-doll. Sawdust will burn, it
-is true, but the costlier puppets are stuffed with choicer stuffing.
-She had not fallen in love with Urban Canwarden; she had simply frozen
-on to him. She had liked sitting in the author’s box on First Nights,
-while the author tore his hair at his Club or in his chambers. She
-liked his person, his friends, his prospects. She looked forward to an
-elegantly-furnished villa on Campden Hill, with a cottage at Sonning
-or Hampton Wick, and mid-winter runs to the South of France, when a
-distinguished dramatist, the husband of a charming and attractive wife,
-whose _salon_ would be the constant resort of the fine flower, the top
-of the basket of London Society, should require rest and change of air
-after his exhausting labors undergone in the composition and rehearsal
-of the brilliant play, in four acts and eleven scenes, destined to be
-the opening attraction of Mr. James Toplofty’s Spring Season at the
-West End Theater. She would dream thus paragraphically, whenever she
-did dream, which was seldom, for her imaginative region was small. She
-was stupid and narrow, cold-hearted and mercenary.
-
-“Since I have loved you,” Canwarden would say, “I have been able to
-write of noble women. You have inspired me; everything that is best in
-me comes from you; everything I have done that is good I owe to you....”
-
-“You dear, exaggerating, Romantic Thing!” was invariably the reply of
-Petronella. “And when we are married we shall have a 28 h.p. Gohard
-with nickel fittings and a changeable body, and a chauffeur in livery.
-I used to dream of a dear little private brougham when we were first
-engaged, but nobody who wants to be thought Anybody would have such
-an old-fashioned thing now. How the world is changing, isn’t it, with
-motors and airships and Tubes to travel in?”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Haverstock Hill villa vibrated as she prattled, and the porch
-settled lower by the fraction of an inch. It was a July evening, and
-the lovers, arm-in-arm, paced up and down the damp and puddly graveled
-avenue under the liquid-soot-distilling lilacs and acacias. The
-reflection of a large fire danced upon the windows of Mrs. Lesser’s
-drawing-room, and Petronella, despite the warmth of Canwarden’s love,
-felt chilly. She wondered why Urban had pressed her to put on goloshes
-and a warm wrap after dinner and take this clammy evening stroll
-arm-in-arm with him. And then she was conscious that the heart against
-which her right hand rested thumped heavily, and she felt his arm
-tremble, and remembered that at dinner her betrothed had shown a poor
-appetite in conjunction with a well-developed thirst. As pigs are said
-to feel wind coming, as cats--even the most sedate--set up their backs
-and sprint about the garden at the approach of a storm, Petronella
-instinctively felt that bad news was in the air. A more sentimental
-and much prettier girl might have anticipated a shipwreck of the
-affections--expected to be told that Canwarden had found his Fate in
-another’s eyes. Petronella’s previsions of disaster concerned only his
-banking account. It was that to which she was really referring when she
-said she felt that something had happened.
-
-“It is true, dearest,” Canwarden said, with the kind of hoarse groan
-that he had not been able to extract from the leading young man in his
-last romantic drama even with the grappling-hooks of continued effort.
-“Something has happened. My great play--for that it is great I feel,
-and always shall, despite the slings and arrows of that eater of red
-meat, the Transatlantic critic ... my great play, ‘_The_ ...’”
-
-“I know, ‘_The Popshop Hearse_’ ...” Petronella put in hurriedly.
-
-“No, no ... ‘_The Poisoned Curse_,’” corrected the author, with a
-wince. “My play, produced a fortnight ago at Barney and Keedler’s
-Classical Theater, New York, is a failure ... a blank and utter
-failure! Yes, yes! the management did cable to me to say it had
-been enthusiastically received. I showed the message to you, and
-you shared my gladness. But here--here is another cable from
-my agent, Loris K. Boodler, of Skyscraper Mansions, 49,000,000
-Broadway, that says....” He drew a crackling, flimsy paper from his
-waistcoat pocket, and tried to unfold it with hands that shook. “I
-can’t read it because it’s too dark, but I remember every word.
-‘_Your--play--taken--off--Saturday--following--production. Variety
-vaudeville substituted. Writing. Boodler._’ And I was looking forward
-to the author’s fees to”--he coughed in a choky way--“to furnish our
-house and ... and buy that motor-car you were talking about. It ... it
-seemed so sure a thing! I had got such capital percentages; Barney and
-Keedler had cabled to say the play was a success....” He choked. “And
-now!...”
-
-“You told me all that before, dear,” said Petronella. “But you have two
-other plays coming out, haven’t you, in London theaters?... West End
-houses.... And one failure doesn’t spell ruin....”
-
-“One failure can break a dramatist, when it is a failure of this kind,”
-said her disconsolate lover. “Those two other plays are ... were
-coming out at theaters held by the same lessees--Barney and Keedler,
-of the Mammoth American Dramatic Trust. And so, don’t you see, all my
-balloons are deflated at once. I’ve come down with a crash, and ... it
-hurts! But you will trust me, won’t you? You will go on believing in
-me, though I’ve had what technical people will call a set-back. And
-if our ... our marriage must be delayed....” He stopped under one of
-the liquid soot-distilling lilacs, and caught Petronella in his arms,
-crushing the draperies arranged by her Hampstead dressmaker roughly
-against his damp evening overcoat. “You will not mind!... We will wait
-and hope, and love each other ... love each other.... After all, while
-we are together, nothing is too hard to bear....”
-
-Thus spoke Canwarden, counting his chickens ere their emergence from
-the shell, after the fashion of a young man too deeply in love to
-see clearly what manner of young woman his heart is set upon. But
-Petronella shivered, conscious that the Hampstead garden was clammy,
-and that the dazzling halo of coming fame and approaching prosperity
-had been banished from Canwarden’s brow. He stood before her, tall and
-straight, and sufficiently good to look at, with his bright brown eyes,
-straight, short nose, and sensitive, clean-shaven lips, though his
-curly hair, it must be added, was receding too fast from a brow more
-bumpy than, according to the accepted canons of classical proportion,
-a brow should be. Upon his shirt-front a lilac had shed an inky tear,
-and his voice was husky with love and sorrow, not of an utterly selfish
-kind, as he promised Petronella to work hard, never to cease working
-until he had regained the lost ground.
-
-“But you never may!...” she said, and the doubt in those shallow blue
-eyes--he never had realized before that they were shallow--pierced him
-to the soul. “And Nora will be married before me, and she is two years
-younger, and everybody in Hampstead will say....”
-
-Canwarden, with heat, devoted Hampstead to the devil. I am not
-defending him. Petronella thought him brutal, coarse, and profane.
-Women of Petronella’s kind always enthusiastically uphold the dignity
-of the devil. She told him what she thought, and she wound up in the
-red-papered hall of the one-sided Hampstead villa by saying that he
-and she had better part. She added, as women of Petronella’s type
-invariably do add, that the dead past might bury its dead. And she drew
-off her engagement ring--an olivine, imposed by a Bond Street jeweler
-upon the too-confiding Canwarden as an emerald, harnessed between two
-indifferent diamonds of yellowish hue--and thrust it back upon him, and
-went upstairs to her room and locked the door; and as the hall-door
-banged violently and the iron avenue gates clashed behind the haggard
-Canwarden, his late betrothed sat down to pen a little note to Percy
-Flicker--a young man without a chin, junior partner of a small but
-pushing firm of shipbrokers at No. 35,000 Cornhill. The porch made up
-its mind and sat down that night, and Percy the chinless called upon
-the following evening, and was compelled to enter his Love’s bower by
-the back-door.
-
-And Canwarden, seeing volcanic ruins smoking where his Castle of
-Hope had stood, wandered the West End and the Strand like a thing
-accursed. He went into his club, and men slapped him on the shoulder
-and congratulated him upon the New York success. They would learn the
-truth later, he said to himself, and then they would chuckle and sneer.
-The rustling of the cablegram in his waistcoat pocket whispered “_Yes
-s’s’!_” Meanwhile he had no appetite for solid food, and, quenching
-the thirst that consumed him with iced brandy and soda, he, Canwarden,
-usually the most temperate of men, realized how easily spanned is the
-gulf that severs the sober man from the inebriate. He might, perhaps,
-have crossed it for good and all had he not chanced to pass the
-invitingly open door of Grow’s Transatlantic Bureau of Exchange. The
-shipping advertisements loomed large and gaily-colored in the window;
-passenger lists and railway guides hung from hooks upon the walls, and
-lay in piles upon the counter, and a civil clerk and an attractive
-girl with squirrel-colored hair were busy over ledgers and things.
-Prompted by his guardian angel Canwarden went in and asked for the
-New York papers. The mail was just in, and he got them, and, leaning
-on the polished shelf-desk where people write out code telegrams, he
-turned to the theatrical column. His drama, _The Poisoned Curse_, had
-been withdrawn a fortnight ago from the stage of Barney and Keedler’s
-Theater--slain as a thing unfit to live--and a variety vaudeville
-substituted in its stead. Did not the cablegram--Loris K. Boodler’s
-cablegram--say so? He would see the hideous announcement for himself,
-and then go under, as men went who had broken the golden bowl of Youth
-and Hope, and were too weary to go on fighting.
-
-Could it ... could it be a mistake...? Was the play a success after
-all? It looked like it. For in flamboyant type _The Poisoned Curse_: a
-Romantic Drama in four acts and eleven scenes, by Urban Canwarden, was
-announced by the _New York Trumpeter_ as being presented to-night, and
-every night, and to-day at 1.30, and Saturday _matinées_ as announced.
-The play had been running when Loris K. Boodler sent the cablegram
-announcing its withdrawal; the play was running now--would run.
-Canwarden’s hands shook so that the flimsy news-sheet tore. He glanced
-at the girl with the squirrel-colored hair and apologized, saying that
-he would pay for the paper. She smiled, and he found that he was able
-to smile back again. He despatched a short but expressive cablegram to
-the office of Mr. Loris K. Boodler, relieving that smart and go-ahead
-agent from further responsibility in connection with the collection
-of his percentages, and walked out of Grow’s Transatlantic Bureau of
-Exchange with his head up--a free man.
-
-Petronella married Percy Flicker. Canwarden is a flourishing and
-popular dramatist, with a thumping bank balance and a permanent
-predilection for bachelor existence. All the female villains in his
-plays are blondes. The stage directions, underlined in red, run thus:
-“_Enter So-and-So, a fair and slightly formed woman of barely thirty,
-with icy and repellent blue eyes and hair of a pale and sunless straw
-color. She conveys the impression of cold insincerity and self-centered
-absorption, and her hard and mocking laugh falls gratingly upon the
-ear._” Which goes to prove that Human Nature is and never will be
-anything but Human Nature until the Curtain drops.
-
-
-
-
-THE HAND THAT FAILED
-
-
-Four men were seated about a round table, with dessert and wine
-upon it, in the dining-room of a luxuriously furnished house in a
-fashionable street in the West End of London--a street which is the
-Eldorado of the struggling professional man, the Tom Tiddler’s ground
-of successful members of the faculties of surgery and medicine. The
-aroma of Turkish coffee and choice Havanas was warm and fragrant
-upon the air, and the Bishop consented to a second Benedictine. His
-left-hand neighbor was a dry-faced, courteous gentleman, a King’s
-Counsel, famous by reason of several _causes célèbres_. The third man
-at table was merely a hard-working, small-earning practitioner of
-medicine and surgery, settled in a populous suburb of the high-lying
-North. Coming to the host, with whom the Highgate Doctor had walked the
-hospitals in his student days, one may describe him as a world-famous
-Consulting Specialist and operator; one of the kings of the scalpel,
-the bistoury, and the curette; a man of medals, orders, and scientific
-titles innumerable. Forty-three years of age, shortly about to be
-married (to a widowed niece of the Bishop), and in excellent spirits--a
-thought too excellent, perhaps....
-
-“Wants rest, decidedly. Pupils of the eyes unnaturally dilated,
-circulation not what it ought to be. Overdone.... Changed color when
-the servant dropped a fork just now.... He had better take care!” said
-the Highgate Doctor to himself. He had to deal with many cases of
-nervous breakdown up Highgate way, where there are so many compositors
-and clerks and journalists. But the Bishop and the King’s Counsel had
-never seen the Distinguished Surgeon look more fit, and so they told
-him.
-
-“What makes it more remarkable, in my poor opinion”--the Bishop,
-employing his favorite phrase, emptied his liqueur-glass and folded
-his plump, white hands--“being that our distinguished friend here”--he
-waved the fattest and whitest of his thumbs toward his host--“seldom,
-if ever, takes a holiday.”
-
-“When,” said the Distinguished Surgeon, playing with a gold fruit-knife
-belonging to a set which had formed part of the First Napoleon
-camp-equipment at Leipsic, “when a professional man’s brain is
-absolutely clear, his nerves infallibly steady; when his digestion,
-sleep, appetite are unimpaired by any amount of physical and mental
-labor; when his hand is the ready, unerring, unflinching servant of his
-will at all times and all seasons, what need has that man of rest and
-relaxation?” The strong, supple, finely-modeled hand went on playing
-with the historical fruit-knife, as its owner added: “Work is my play!
-For change of air, give me change of experience; for change of scene,
-new cases, or fresh developments of familiar ones. The excitement of
-the gaming table, or any other form of excitement, would be a poor
-exchange for the sensations of the operator, the skilled, experienced,
-unerring operator, who calculates to the fraction of an inch the depth
-of the incision his scalpel makes in the body of the anæsthetized
-patient extended on the glass-table before him. Life or Death are his
-to give, and the trembling of the balance one way or the other is to
-be guided and controlled by his unerring eye, his unerring brain, and
-his skilled, infallible hand. He holds the balances of Fate--he guides
-and controls Destiny, and knows his power and glories in it. He is a
-supreme artist--not in clay or marble, gold or silver, pigments or
-enamels--but in living flesh and blood!”
-
-The Bishop shifted in his chair uneasily, and turned a little pale
-about the gills. The removal of the episcopal appendix some months
-previously had preserved to the Church of England one of its principal
-corner-stones; and the neat, red seam underneath the Bishop’s apron
-on the right side, on the spot that would have been covered by the
-vest-pocket of an ordinary layman, twitched and tingled. And the King’s
-Counsel, who had once undergone a minor operation for throat-trouble,
-hurriedly gulped down a mouthful of port. The Highgate Doctor alone
-answered, fixing his steel-rimmed pince-nez securely on his nose, and
-tilting his chin so as to get the host’s face well into focus: “He is a
-supreme artist, as you say, and he delights in his work. But supposing
-him to delight too much? Supposing him to have arrived at such a pass
-that he cannot live without the excitement of it!--that he indulges
-in the exercise of his beneficent profession as a cocaine-drinker or
-hashish-eater, or morphinomaniac, indulges in the drug that destroys
-him, morally and physically--how long will he retain in their
-perfection the faculties which have made him what he is?”
-
-“As long as he chooses!” said the Distinguished Surgeon, putting
-down the gold fruit-knife, and rising with the easy air of the
-well-bred host. “He is no longer a mere man, but a highly-geared and
-ingeniously-planned machine, in all that concerns the peculiar physical
-functions brought to bear upon the exercise of his profession. To lie
-idle, for such a machine, means rust and ruin; to work unceasingly is
-to increase facility and gain in power, and, provided it be carefully
-looked after--and I assure you my nuts and bearings receive the
-necessary amount of attention!--the machine of which I speak may go on
-practically for ever!” And he ushered his guests through the folding
-doors into his luxurious consulting-room.
-
-“Unless there happened,” put in the King’s Counsel, “to be a screw
-loose?”
-
-“My dear fellow,” said the Distinguished Surgeon, with a smile, “my
-screws are never neglected, I have assured you. The machine won’t come
-to grief that way!”
-
-“It might come to grief in another way,” said the Highgate Doctor in a
-queer voice. “The Inventor might stop it Himself, just to prove to His
-handiwork that it _was_ a machine--and something more!”
-
-At this remark, plopped into the middle of the calm duck-pond of
-sociality, the Bishop looked pained, as might an elderly spinster
-of severe morals at an allusion savoring of impropriety. The King’s
-Counsel, feeling for the Bishop, turned the conversation; but the
-Distinguished Surgeon and the Highgate Doctor were at it again, hammer
-and tongs, in a minute.
-
-“I do not simply believe I shall not fail, my dear fellow! I _know_ I
-shall not! As for----” (the Distinguished Surgeon, sitting smoking in
-his Louis Quinze consulting-chair, mentioned a certain operation in
-abdominal surgery, delicate, difficult, and dangerous in the extreme)
-“I have performed it hundreds of times, successfully, within the last
-twelvemonth, leaving minor operations--scores of them”--he waved the
-scores aside with a movement of the supple hand--“entirely out of
-the question! At the Hospital to-day” (mentioning the name of a great
-public institution) “I operated in seven cases, bringing up the number
-to one thousand and one. The last was the most interesting case I have
-met with for some time, presenting complications rendering the use of
-the knife both difficult and risky, but----”
-
-The sharp whirring tingle of the telephone bell punctuated the
-Distinguished Surgeon’s sentence: “But she’ll pull through; I guarantee
-it! We’ll have the bandages off in three weeks. She’ll be walking about
-before the month’s out like the others!”
-
-“Under Providence let us hope so!” said the Bishop, encircled by
-a halo of fragrant cigar smoke. “Thank you, yes, I will take a
-whisky-and-soda. Without presumption, let us hope so, remembering,
-trusting in--arah--the--arah--the Divine assurance.”
-
-“You may take the assurance from me, my lord!” said the Distinguished
-Surgeon. He got up and went to the fireplace (carved by Adam), and
-leaned one elbow lightly on the mantelshelf--an easy attitude, but
-instinct with pride and power. “As I have said, Case One Thousand and
-One is a difficult case. I could name surgeons of repute who would have
-hesitated to operate; but, given the requisite skill and the necessary
-care, failure, I hold, is out of the question. I have never failed
-yet--I do not intend to fail. It’s impossible!”
-
-The second shrill, imperative summons of the telephone bell ended the
-Distinguished Surgeon’s sentence.
-
-“Tch! They’re ringing ye up on the telephone from somewhere,” said the
-Highgate Doctor.
-
-“Find out what they want, Donald, there’s a good fellow,” said the
-Distinguished Surgeon, buttonholed by the Bishop, whose urbane
-benevolence had creased into smiles tinctured with roguishness, as he
-related a clerical after-dinner story.
-
-And the Highgate Doctor rang back, and unhooked the receiver and cried:
-“Halloa?” and listened to the thin ghost of a voice that droned and
-tickled at his ear, and turned toward the Distinguished Surgeon a face
-that had suddenly been bleached of all color.
-
-“Well, who is it?” the Distinguished Surgeon asked.
-
-“It’s the House Surgeon at the Hospital. Perhaps ye would speak to him
-yourself?” the Highgate Doctor said thickly; and the Distinguished
-Surgeon, released by the chuckling Bishop, strolled over and took the
-Highgate Doctor’s place at the receiver.
-
-“Halloa! Yes, it’s Sir Arthur Blank!” he called, and the ghostly voice
-came back.... “One of the abdominal sections in the Mrs. Solomon Davis
-Ward ... Number Seven ... Mrs. Reed ... Hæmorrhage.... Imminent danger
-... collapse.... Come at once!”
-
-The Distinguished Surgeon glanced round, with eyes that were sunk
-in pits quite newly dug. The Bishop, still in his anecdotage, was
-buttonholing the King’s Counsel. Plainly they had not overheard. And
-as the Distinguished Surgeon took out his handkerchief and wiped the
-cold damps from a face that had gone gray and shiny, he knew relief.
-He avoided looking point-blank at the Highgate Doctor as he made his
-courteous excuses to his guests. “An urgent case--suddenly called
-away for an hour. My dear Lord, my dear Entwhistle, my dear Donald,
-entertain yourselves for that space of time, and don’t deprive me of a
-pleasant end to this delightful evening!”
-
-But the Bishop, recently wedded for the third time, took leave,
-accepting his host’s offer of dropping him at his hotel, and the pair
-got into fur coats and a snug ante-brougham and drove away together.
-Soon after, somebody from the Chancery Buildings came with an urgent
-summons for the King’s Counsel, and he melted away with regrets, and
-the Highgate Doctor sat in the luxurious consulting-room, and started
-at every stoppage of swift wheels in the streets.
-
-The silent servants came and looked to the fire, the Pompadour clock
-upon the mantel chimed eleven! And then, looking up out of a brown
-study, the Highgate Doctor saw his host returned, and started at his
-worn and haggard aspect. As the demure servant relieved him of his
-coat and hat, and vanished, the Distinguished Surgeon dropped into
-an easy-chair and sat shading his face with the right hand, whose
-steadiness he had so vaunted. And that infallible, unerring hand shook
-as if with palsy.
-
-The Highgate Doctor could bear no more....
-
-“O man,” he said--in moments of excitement his accent savored of from
-north of the Tweed--“dinna sit glowering and shaking there! I ken weel
-what has happened! Your pride has got the killing thrust; she is in her
-death-pangs at this minute I’m talking, and you stand face to face wi’
-One you have denied! Am I richt or no?”
-
-The Distinguished Surgeon moved the shaking hand and said, not in the
-calm level tone the Highgate Doctor knew, but one jerky and uneven:
-
-“You are right! You shall know the truth, though it places my
-reputation at your mercy....”
-
-“Forget your reputation a meenute,” said the Highgate Doctor. “As to
-Case One Thousand and One ... is the woman dead?”
-
-“No ...” said the other--“no, I reached the Hospital in time ... we
-called up the chart-nurse and the Matron, had her taken up to the
-theater and----”
-
-“Found that ye had bungled--for once in your life!” said the Highgate
-Doctor. “And weel for you, if not for your patient, that it is so. The
-ligature had slipped, I take it, being insecurely tied?”
-
-The Distinguished Surgeon looked him steadily between the eyes and
-answered:
-
-“The ligature was not tied at all! A grosser instance of neglect I
-never met with.” He got up and leaned against the mantelshelf, folding
-his arms. “I said so pretty plainly, and I have made a minute on the
-Hospital register to that effect. I shall also draw the attention of
-the Committee to the matter without delay!”
-
-The Highgate Doctor blew his nose violently. His eyeglasses were misty.
-
-“Ye have censured yourself? Ye will report yourself? O man! I kenned ye
-were a great one, but ye have never been so great--in my eyes--as ye
-are this night!”
-
-“Thank you!” said the Distinguished Surgeon, as the two men gripped
-hands. “And--Donald, old fellow--I am going to take a holiday!”
-
-“Where is the whisky-and-soda?” said the Highgate Doctor gleefully.
-
-
-
-
-HIS SILHOUETTE
-
-
-“He walked down Upper Bond Street, after leaving his chambers, half-way
-up on the left-hand side. The ground floor is occupied by the only
-London purveyor of American chewing-gum, who does a tremendous business
-in the imported article, and the shop is crowded all day by ladies,
-young and old, whose jaws, even in moments of repose from conversation,
-are in perpetual motion. Englishwomen do not yet chew gum. Let us hope
-that our wives, sweethearts, sisters, and cousins will be slow to
-acquire what, in my opinion, is an unpleasant habit, but too suggestive
-of arboreal tendencies inherited from anthropoid ancestors.”
-
-The man who was telling the story stretched out his hand across the
-coffee-cups to select a toothpick. The man who opposed him at the table
-promptly annexed the glass-and-silver receptacle containing the article
-required.
-
-“The original ape,” he said, “probably employed a twig. I cannot
-encourage you in a practice you so strongly denounce. Waiter, take
-these things away! Bonson, my good fellow, let us hear your story--if
-it is worth hearing. If not, keep it to yourself. The man began by
-walking down Bond Street. There is nothing original in that. I myself
-do it every day without being the hero of a story.”
-
-“This man was the hero of a tragedy,” said the man who was telling the
-story. “Other people might smile at it for a farce--it was a tragedy to
-him.”
-
-“Where did the horror of it come in?” asked the other man.
-
-“Under Shelmadine’s waistcoat,” said the man who had been addressed
-as Bonson. “Shelmadine was losing his figure, which had been his
-joy and pride and the delight of the female eye ever since he left
-Oxford, without his degree, and, thanks to the influence of his uncle,
-Colonel Sir Barberry Bigglesmith, K.C.B., Assistant Under-Secretary to
-the Ordnance Office Council, took up a Second Division Higher-grade
-Clerkship at £280 per annum, which sufficiently supplemented his
-younger son’s allowance of £500 to make it feasible to get along with
-some show of decency--don’t you follow me?”
-
-“If I had followed this beggar down Upper Bond Street,” hinted the
-other man, knocking an ash off a long, slim High Dutch cigar, “where
-would he have led me?”
-
-“Into his tailor’s,” said the man who had been addressed as Bonson
-promptly. “He walked in there regularly every day on his way to the
-War Office. Clothes were his passion--in fact, he simply couldn’t live
-without clothes!”
-
-“Could we?” answered the other man simply.
-
-“I have heard that Europeans shipwrecked on the palm-fringed shores of
-a Pacific Island,” said Bonson, “have managed to do very well without
-them. Under those circumstances, let me tell you, Shelmadine would
-still have managed to be well dressed. He would have evolved style out
-of cocoa-fiber and elegance out of banana-leaves, or he would have died
-in the attempt. I am trying to convey to you that he had a genius for
-clothes. He evolved ideas which sartorial artists were only too happy
-to carry out. He gave bootmakers hints which made their reputations.
-He would run over to Paris every month or so to look at Le Bargy’s hat
-and cravats. He never told anyone where he got his walking sticks, but
-they were wonderful. I tell you----”
-
-“Every man likes to be well dressed,” said the man who was listening to
-the story, “but this beggar seems to have had coats and trousers on the
-brain.”
-
-“Rather,” said the narrator. “He thought of clothes, dreamed of
-clothes--lived for clothes alone. Garments were his fad, his folly, his
-passion, his mania, his dearest object in life. Men consulted him--men
-who wanted to be particularly well got-up couldn’t do better than put
-themselves in Shelmadine’s hands. He permitted no servile copying of
-the modes and styles he exhibited on his person. ‘Forge my name,’
-he said to a fellow once, ‘but never copy the knot of my necktie!’
-Chap took the advice, and did forge his name--to the tune of £60.
-Shelmadine would not prosecute. He was planning an overcoat--a kind of
-Chesterfield, cut skirty--with which he made a sensation at Doncaster
-this year, and when a certain Distinguished Personage condescended to
-order one like it, Shelmadine made the three he had got, quite new,
-and wickedly expensive, into a parcel, poured on petrol, and applied a
-match. Shut himself up for three days, and appeared on the fourth with
-a perfectly new silhouette.”
-
-“A perfectly new what?” said the listener, with circular eyes.
-
-“Shelmadine’s creed was that for a man to look thoroughly well dressed
-he must have a perfect silhouette. Every line about him must be
-perfect. The sweep of the shoulders, the spring of the hips, the arch
-over the instep, and so forth, must display the cut of scissors wielded
-by an artist--not a mere workman. Now, on this particular morning,
-not so very long ago, it had been brought home to him, as he looked in
-his full-length, quadruple-leaved, swing-balance, double lever-action
-cheval glass, that the reflection it gave back to him was not quite
-satisfactory. His silhouette did not satisfy him. Then all at once came
-with a rush the overwhelming discovery that he was----”
-
-“Getting potty,” said the listener. “Those Government clerkships play
-the devil with a man’s waist. Nothing to do but eat, drink, sleep,
-walk, or drive to the Office and sit in a chair gumming up envelopes or
-drawing heads on the blotting paper when you’re there, until you fall
-asleep. Once you’re asleep, you don’t wake till it’s time to go home.
-Consequently you develop adipose tissue.” He yawned.
-
-“Do you suppose,” asked the teller of the tale, with large
-contempt, “that Shelmadine lived the life of one of those human
-marmots--Shelmadine, a man so sensitively, keenly alive to the beauty
-of Shape, Form, Line, and Proportion? Do you dream that he lightly
-risked the inevitable result of indulgence in the pleasures of the
-table or the delights of drowsiness? If so, you are wrong. He rose at
-5 a.m., winter and summer, in town or country, and after a hot bath,
-followed by a cold douche, pursued a course of physical exercises
-until seven, when he breakfasted on milkless tea, dry toast, or gluten
-biscuits”--the other man shuddered--“with, perhaps, a little plain
-boiled fish, its lack of flavor undisguised by Worcester sauce or any
-other condiment.”
-
-“Horrible!” said the other man. “I once tried....”
-
-“After breakfast, in all weathers, he walked five miles, within the
-Radius, returning to dress for the day. Anon he would saunter down Bond
-Street, look in at the shops, where he was adored, and criticize the
-new models submitted to him, as only Shelmadine could, show himself
-at his Club, stroll in the Park, and get to the Ordnance Office about
-eleven. The floors at Whitehall are solidly built, consequently his
-habit of jumping backward and forward over the office-table when
-he felt his muscles dangerously relaxed, met with little, if any,
-opposition in the Department. Dumb-bells, of course, were always ready
-to hand. At his Club the invariable luncheon supplied to him was the
-eye of a grilled cutlet, a glass of claret and water, eight stewed
-prunes, and, of course, more gluten biscuits. He shunned fat-forming
-foods more than he would the devil!”
-
-“And made his life a hell!” said the other man, with conviction.
-
-“My dear fellow,” said the relater, “you can’t understand what a man’s
-life is or is not until you have seen both sides of it. A Second
-Division Higher-Grade War Office clerkship allows of a good deal of
-liberty. Picture Shelmadine as the _enfant gâté_ of Society, followed,
-stared at, caressed and courted, by the smartest feminine leaders of
-fashion, as well as by the swellest men, as the acknowledged Oracle
-in Clothes. There’s a position for a young man single-handed to
-have achieved. To be the vogue--the rage--the _coq de village_--the
-_village_ being London--and at twenty-seven.”
-
-“Exhausting,” said the other man, “to keep up, but sufficiently
-agreeable. Quite sufficiently agreeable! And I realize that at the
-psychological moment, when the fellow discovered that his figure had
-begun to run to seed, he sustained a shock--kind of cold moral and
-mental _douche_ a professional beauty gets when her toilet glass shows
-her the first crow’s-foot. Did your friend have hysterics and ask his
-valet for sal-volatile? I should expect it of him!”
-
-“Shelmadine did not employ a man,” said the teller of the tale, fixing
-his eyeglass firmly in its place, “to do anything but brush his
-clothes. For all other purposes connected with the toilet he preferred
-a Swiss lady’s-maid. Do not misunderstand, my friend,” he added
-sternly, as the listener exploded in a guffaw of laughter. “_Honi soit_
-... the rest of the quotation is familiar to you. And Mariette Duchâtel
-had been strongly recommended to him by his aunt, Lady Bigglesmith, as
-a most desirable person for the post of housekeeper. She was at least
-fifty--retained the archæological remains of good looks, and owned a
-moustache a buddin’ Guardsman might be jealous of, by Jingo! But her
-heart had remained youthful, or we may so conjecture.”
-
-“I begin to tumble to the situation of the swelling subject of your
-story,” said the other man, pouring out a Benedictine. “When your
-elderly housekeeper happens to be in love with you, it is bad enough.
-Things become complicated when the victim of your charms happens to be
-your maid. Continue!”
-
-“A visit to his tailor’s on the day on which my story begins,” said
-Bonson, “convinced Shelmadine that--in fact, his outlines were becoming
-indefinite. ‘This will not do, sir,’ said his tailor, a grave and
-himself a portly personage, ‘with your reputation for silhouette to
-keep up--and at your years. We will let out the garment one inch--a
-thing I decline to do even for Royal Personages, as destructive of
-the design--and as this is now the Autumn Season I recommend you to
-obtain leave. Klümpenstein in the Tyrol has a reputation for reducing
-weight; its waters have done wonders for several of my customers, and
-the Rittenberg affords several thousand feet of climbing opportunity to
-tourists who wish to be quickly rid of superfluous girth. But, first of
-all, I should consult Dr. Quox, of Harley Street. Good-morning.’
-
-“Quox of Harley Street went into Shelmadine’s case, elicited the
-fact that his maternal grandfather had turned the scale at twenty
-stone, that his mother, Lady Fanny, hadn’t seen her own shoe-buckles
-for eighteen years, except when the shoes weren’t on--don’t you
-twig?--and that he possessed what Quox pleased to call ‘a record of
-family obesity.’ So Shelmadine, who, in spite of rigorous diet and
-redoubled physical exercises, kept getting more and more uncertain in
-his outlines, rushed frantically off to Klümpenstein in the Tyrol,
-with what was, for him, quite a limited wardrobe. He drank the
-water--infernally nasty, too--and climbed the Rittenberg religiously,
-without finding his lost silhouette. Only on the Dolomittenweg, a
-pine-shaded promenade of great promise in the flirtatious line, he did
-find--a girl. And, despite his anxiety with regard to his silhouette,
-they had an uncommonly pleasant time together.”
-
-“He had left his lady’s-maid behind, I presume?” hinted the listener.
-
-“He had,” said Bonson. “When he got back to London, though, Mariette
-met him with a shriek. ‘Heavens!’ cried she, throwing up her hands,
-‘the figure of Monsieur--the silhouette on which he justly prided
-himself, where--where has it gone? Hélas! those beautiful clothes that
-have arrived from the tailor’s during the absence of Monsieur--_jamais
-de la vie_ will he be able to get into them, _j’en suis baba_ in
-contemplating the extraordinary _embonpoint_ of Monsieur.’
-
-“‘Hang it, Mariette!’ said Shelmadine, quite shocked; ‘am I so beastly
-bulged as all that comes to?’ Mariette broke down at that, and went
-into floods of tears. It took the best part of a bottle of Cognac
-to bring her round, and then Shelmadine set about overhauling his
-wardrobe.”
-
-“Nothing would meet, I presume?” hinted the man who had been listening.
-
-“Not by three finger-breadths,” said the man who was telling the story.
-“Plowondllellm Wells in North Wales has got a kind of reputation for
-making stout kine lean. Shelmadine got extension of leave on account of
-bereavement....”
-
-“When a man loses his figure he may be said to be bereaved!” nodded the
-listener.
-
-“Shelmadine tried the Wells, without success. All he ate was weighed
-out in ounces, all he drank measured out with the most grudging care;
-nothing was allowed to enter his system that contained anything
-conducive to the accumulation of the hated tissue, but nothing could
-keep him from putting it on!”
-
-“Poor brute!” said the hearer.
-
-“He had gone to the Wells a distinctly roundabout figure. He came back
-a potty young man! Despair preyed upon his vitals without reducing his
-bulk, however. He saw ‘Slimaline’ advertised.”
-
-“I know,” said the listener. “A harmless vegetable compound which
-reduces the bulkiest middle-aged human figure of either sex in the
-course of a few weeks to the slender proportions of graceful youth.
-Three-and-sixpence a bottle, sent secretly packed, to any address in
-the United Kingdom. _Bis!_”
-
-“He then,” continued the narrator, “went in for ‘Frosher’s Fat-Reducing
-Soap.’ Perhaps you are not acquainted with that compound, which is
-rubbed briskly into the--ah--the----”
-
-“Personality,” put in the other man.
-
-“... Until a strong lather is obtained. The lather proved ineffectual;
-Shelmadine took to stays.”
-
-“Phew!” puffed the other man.
-
-The first man continued:
-
-“As the weary weeks went on he was compelled to return to his desk at
-Whitehall--crouching in a taxicab to avoid observation. But concealment
-was useless. From the Department allotted to the Second Division
-Higher-Grade clerks the secret crept out, and Society pounced upon it
-and tore it to shreds, shrieking.”
-
-“Like ’em,” said the listener--“like ’em!”
-
-“That night, as Shelmadine sat in his dainty dressing-room surrounded
-by mountains of costly and elegant clothes, which, though only of the
-previous season’s make, would no longer accommodate his proportions,”
-went on Bonson--“lounging clothes, shooting clothes, walking clothes
-of all descriptions--London did not contain a wretcheder man. The
-exquisitely chosen waist-coats, the taffetas shirts of the once slim
-dandy of the War Office--a world too narrow for the fat man who now
-represented him were in piles about him. Dozens of lovely gloves in
-all the newest shades--squirrel-gray, dead-leaf yellow, Havana-brown,
-chrysanthemum-buff--were scattered around by the hands that were now
-too stout to wear them. Piles of boots--afternoon boots, with uppers
-of corduroy leather, gray, fawn, or the white antelope, emblematical
-of the blameless pattern of virtue; walking boots, shooting boots, and
-shoes of all descriptions; slippers in heliotrope, rose-petal pink,
-and lizard-skin green, obscured the furniture. The pedal extremities
-that had bulged beyond all reasonable limits must now be accommodated
-in large Number Nines. Even Shelmadine’s dressing gowns--foulard silk,
-lined with cashmere--had declined to contain him.”
-
-“’Pon my word, you make me sorry for the idiot,” said the listener;
-“mere clothes-peg, as he seems to have been!”
-
-“Suicide--the thought of suicide had occurred to him.”
-
-“He ought to have swallowed a set of enamel evening buttons or a set of
-five jeweled tie-pins,” suggested the listener, “and taken leave of the
-world in an appropriate manner.”
-
-“I won’t go so far as to say that he would not have done something
-desperate,” continued the man who was telling the story, “had not
-Mariette--who may or may not have suspected that things were getting
-to a desperate pitch--appeared upon the scene. ‘Poor lamb! thou art in
-despair’--thus she addressed Shelmadine in the affectionate idiom with
-which her native language abounds--‘confide in Mariette, who alone can
-restore the silhouette that seems for ever lost to thee. Seems only,
-Monsieur; for at the bidding of me, myself, it will return. A little
-condition is attached to the recovery of thy figure, my child--not
-to be carried out if I cannot be as good as my word. _Passe moi la
-casse, je te passerai le séné._ All I want, Monsieur, is senna for my
-rhubarb--your written promise to marry Mariette Duchâtel, daughter of
-Marius Duchâtel, druggist of Geneva, if within three months you recover
-your beautiful figure. What do you say? Is it a bargain? Will you be
-fat and free, or slim and no longer single? Speak, then! You agree?
-_Pour sûr!_ I thought you would!’”
-
-“And did he marry his lady’s-maid?” asked the listening man quite
-eagerly.
-
-“He did not,” said the teller of the tale, “though he was very near it.
-Fortunately for Shelmadine, the girl he had met on the Dolomittenweg
-Promenade stepped in. She was an American, original, independent, and
-determined. When Shelmadine wrote--on Ordnance Office paper--to her in
-Paris, saying that Fate had stepped in between them, and that she never
-could be his, she asked the reason why. Not getting a satisfactory
-answer, she ran over to London to see for herself ... bringing her
-mother--a vast person, who wore a diamond tiara, mittens, and diamond
-shoulder-straps in the evening, and carried them in a hip-bag by
-day--with her.”
-
-“The American mother is an appendage,” said the listener, “rather than
-a necessity.”
-
-“The sight of Shelmadine, who had expanded like a balloon in the
-filling-shed since the happy days at Klümpenstein, was to Miss Van
-Kyper--Miss Mamie Van Kyper was her complete name,” went on the man who
-had been called Bonson--“an undoubted shock.”
-
-“Of course,” agreed the man who was being told the story.
-
-“They met at the Carlton Hotel, where she had engaged a suite of
-reception-rooms for the interview.”
-
-“Not being quite certain whether one would hold Shelmadine?” suggested
-the other.
-
-“And the matter was thrashed out satisfactorily in five minutes, where
-an English girl would have taken five weeks. ‘I guess there’s a good
-deal more of you than ever either of us expected there would be,’ said
-Mamie; ‘but I’ve got to choose between having too much of the man I
-love, or nothing at all. And it seems mighty unreasonable--when I felt
-plum-sure at Klümpenstein that I could never have enough of you--that I
-should be miserable here in London because there happens to be a good
-deal more than there was then.’ With a gush of warm and affectionate
-devotion she twined her arms as far round Shelmadine as they would go,
-and he, in accepting the fate that made him the husband of Miss Mamie
-Van Kyper, renounced his silhouette for ever!”
-
-“But you said he got it back again!” said the second man.
-
-“He has,” said the first man.
-
-“Without the assistance of Mariette Duchâtel, daughter of Marius
-Duchâtel, herbalist, of Geneva?” queried the second man.
-
-“Mariette,” said the first man, “on finding Shelmadine indisposed to
-accept her offer, first attempted to commit suicide in a cistern; then
-threw up the sponge and made a clean breast of everything. A peculiar
-vegetable preparation, the secret of which she had had from her father,
-the herbalist of Geneva, administered in Shelmadine’s food, had caused
-the extraordinary accumulation of adipose tissue. The antidote, which
-she had promised to administer in the intervals of her own designs on
-my poor friend’s freedom, she confided to him, with bitter tears and
-many entreaties for forgiveness, before she went out of the Bond Street
-flat and Shelmadine’s life for ever.”
-
-“He married Miss Van Kyper immediately. He has an Assistant-Principal
-clerkship at the Ordnance Office; he has recovered his silhouette, but
-he no longer cares for clothes. You could scare rooks with him as he
-dresses now. Fact!”
-
-“Facts are confoundedly rummy things!” said the man who had been told
-the story.
-
-
-
-
-A NOCTURNE
-
-
-“You look,” He said nastily, as She raised her disheveled _coiffure_
-and tear-blurred features from the center of a large muslin-flounced
-and covered cushion that sat at the end of the lounge that opened like
-a box, and held frilled petticoats--“you look like a wilted prize
-chrysanthemum.”
-
-She mechanically put up one hand to drive home deserting hairpins
-into the mass of hair He had, in the lyrical days of early passion,
-celebrated as Corinthian gold-bronze, in a halting sonnet of which
-he was now profoundly ashamed. Stifling the recurrent hiccough that
-accompanies a liberal effusion of tears, she stared at him blankly.
-
-A silver timepiece, a wedding present from His mother, who had objected
-to the match, struck the midnight hour. The thin sound of the last
-stroke, spun into tenuity by silence, died, and the clanking, hooting,
-nerve-shattering scurry of racing motor-buses went by like a wild
-hunt of iron-shackled fiends. A private car passed with its exhaust
-wailing like an exiled banshee, a belated hansom or two bowled along
-the sloppy asphalt, the raucous screech of a constable-defying nymph
-of the pavement rent the muggy air. He hardly heard it; he had been
-agreeing with his mother ever since the clock had struck. To-morrow
-he would go and look in at 000, Sloane Street, and tell her that she
-had always known best. In imagination he was telling her so, when the
-sable-bordered tail of a dove-colored Indian cashmere dressing gown he
-had worshiped during the honeymoon swept across the feuille-rose carpet
-in the direction of the boudoir; Sada Yacco and Abé San, snub-nosed,
-blue-and-pink-bowed canine causes of the conjugal quarrel, joyously
-yelping in its wake.
-
-“Aren’t you going to bed?” He demanded.
-
-“You did not seem inclined to go to your dressing-room,” She returned
-with point, “and as I have to write an important letter, I may as well
-do it now!”
-
-He knew that the letter would be addressed to Her mother, who had also
-objected to the match, and would contain a daughter’s testimony to the
-correctness of the maternal judgment. Sada Yacco and Abé San, sitting
-on their haunches, with their pink tongues lolling, looked as though
-they knew it too. How he loathed those Japanese pugs! As he glared at
-them she gathered them up, one under each arm, protectingly.
-
-“Don’t be afraid!” He said, with the kind of laugh described by the
-popular novelist as grating; “I am not going to murder the little
-brutes, after paying thirty pounds for the pair.” This was a touch of
-practical economy that made Her lip curl. “What I say is, I decline to
-have those animals galloping over me in the middle of the night.”
-
-“It is the middle of the night now,” She said, concealing a yawn behind
-three fingers--his wedding ring and keeper upon one--“and they are not
-galloping over you. Men are supposed to be more logical than women. I
-have often wondered why since last May.”
-
-“We were married in May,” He said, folding his arms after a method much
-in favor with the popular novelist when heroes are grim.
-
-“It seems,” She said, rather drearily, “a long time ago.”
-
-“If I had told you last May,” He retorted, “that I object to wake in
-the middle of the night with one Japanese pug snorting upon my--ah--my
-chest, and the other usurping the greater part of my pillow, you
-would have sympathized with my feeling, understood the objection, and
-relegated Sada Yacco and Abé San to their comfortable basket in the
-corner of the kitchen--or anywhere else,” he added hurriedly, seeing
-thievish early errand-boys on the tip of her tongue, “except your
-bedroom!”
-
-The popular novelist would have described her pose as “sculpturesque,”
-her expression as “fateful,” and her tone as “icy,” as She said:
-
-“The bedroom being mine, perhaps you will permit me to remind you that
-you possess one of your own, and that it is nearly one o’clock!”
-
-It was, in fact, a quarter-past twelve. But the door closed behind Him
-with such a terrific bang that the thready little utterance of the
-silver timepiece was completely unnoticed.
-
-She put her hand to her throat, as a leading actress invariably does
-in moments of great mental stress, and uttered a choking little laugh
-of sorrow and bitterness. Men were really like this, then! Fool, oh,
-fool, to doubt! Had she not read, had she not seen, had not other
-women whispered?... And had her mother not plainly told her that
-this man--now her husband!--was more like other men than any of the
-other men resembled others? She sobbed a few sobs, dried her eyes,
-and prepared for bed. But when arrayed in white samite, mystic and
-wonderful, with the traces of tears effaced by perfumed hot water, the
-pinkness of nose and eyelids ameliorated by a dab or two of powder,
-the gold-brown tresses He had once sonneted, and now sneered at,
-brushed out and beautiful, she took up the double basket owned by Sada
-Yacco and Abé San, placed it in the boudoir, returned for the canine
-couple, deposited them inside it, and then, resolutely shutting the
-door of communication upon their astonished countenances, got into bed,
-cast one indifferent glance at the twin couch adjoining, shrugged her
-shoulders, and switched off the light.
-
-“S’n’ff!”
-
-That was Abé San snuffing inquiringly at the bottom of the door. Sada
-Yacco joined him, and they snuffed together. It was impossible to
-sleep, especially when they began to discuss the situation in whimpers
-and short yelps. Then they began to race round the boudoir, barking
-in whimpers. Then, just as She had made up her mind to buy peace by
-letting them in, there was a sharp bark from Sada Yacco, a joyous
-scrape at a distant door, and a rattling of claws as the couple,
-emancipated from vile durance in the boudoir, joyously galloped down
-the passage. Then sleep soporifically stole over the senses of a
-wronged and brutally injured woman. It was not chilly, sloppy December:
-it was radiant July. She was not in a London flat. She was in a
-well-known back-water above Goring-on-Thames, cosy in a red-curtained
-punt, with a Japanese umbrella and two Japanese pugs and a husband,
-very handsome, almost quite new, madly devoted, not the quite plain,
-absolutely sulky, unspeakably disagreeable He now conjecturally snoring
-on the opposite side of the passage. And so She slept and dreamed.
-
-He was not asleep. Propped up in his own beautiful little bed in his
-own cosy dressing-room, he was smoking a long cigar, and, as a further
-demonstration of bachelor independence, a brandy and Apollinaris stood
-untouched beside him. By the electric light dangling over his head,
-where sardonically hung suspended a wooden Cupid--ha, ha!--he was
-perusing a book. She objected to reading in bed, that was why--ha, ha!
-again. The thin-paper volume, supposed to be an enlightening work on
-Oval Billiards, proved, by a tricky freak of Fate, to be an English
-translation of _Thus Spake Zarathustra_. This is what he read:
-
- “Calm is the bottom of my sea:
- Who would divine that it hideth droll monsters?
- Unmoved is my depth, yet it sparkleth with swimming enigmas and laughters.
- An imposing One saw I to-day--a solemn One, a penitent of the Spirit....
- Should he become weary of his imposingness, this imposing one....”
-
-There came a scratch at the bottom of the door, a snuffling sound,
-and a sneeze he knew well. What did Abé San straying about draughty
-passages by night? But it was no business of his. Let the beast’s owner
-see to it. He read on:
-
- “Gracefulness belongeth to the generosity of the magnanimous.”
-
-Sada Yacco had joined her lord. Together they burrowed, mutually they
-snuffed. It was not to be borne. He got up and opened the door. Sada
-Yacco and Abé San rushed in, their tongues lolling, their eyes bulging
-with curiosity, and, after a brief excursion round the apartment, which
-they found small, fawned upon him with a sickening devotion. He scowled
-on the small black-and-white silky handfuls. Then he yielded to the
-impulse that plucked at his maxillary muscles and grinned. The little
-brutes were so painfully sorry for him. They were so clearly under the
-impression that he was in disgrace.
-
-He got back into bed, and lay there, grinning still, if unwillingly.
-Sada Yacco, with the forwardness of her sex, scrambled up and sat upon
-him. Abé San scratched at the coverlet imploringly, until, hoisted
-upward by the scruff, he, too, gained the desired haven. They had
-plainly come to stay, so He resigned himself with a sigh, switched off
-the electric light, and fell asleep before Abé San had turned round the
-regulation number of times.
-
-Meanwhile She, wakened by the toot of a belated motor-taxi, began to
-wonder whither the Japanese couple had strayed. Urged and wearied by
-the unbroken silence, she rose, arrayed herself in her dressing gown,
-armed herself with a lighted wax taper in a silver candlestick--another
-wedding present--and began a tour of discovery. The pugs had vanished.
-Had the maids yielded to their entreaties and taken them in? She
-listened at two doors; the steady snoring of the sleepers within was
-unmingled with snort or slumbering whimper of Sada and her mate. Then,
-returning, she noticed that His dressing-room door was open.
-
-Taper in hand, She went in. He was sound asleep, Sada Yacco sweetly
-slumbering on the surface covered by daylight with a waistcoat, Abé
-San curled up, a floss-silk ball, on the pillow by his ear. If he had
-seen her eyes as she bent over him, shading the light, he would have
-regained his old opinion of them in the twinkling of the tear She
-dropped upon His cheek.
-
-Don’t say there are no such things as guardian angels. His woke him up
-just as She kissed him--the kiss was so light it would not have wakened
-him by itself.
-
-
-
-
-THE LAST EXPEDITION
-
-
-I
-
-Suppose that you see Captain Arthur Magellison, late of His Majesty’s
-Royal Navy, with the eyes of the writer’s remembrance, as a thick-set,
-fair man of middle height, neat in appearance and alert in bearing. His
-skin was a curious bleached bronze, and his wide-pupilled pale gray
-eyes, netted about with close, fine wrinkles, had looked on the awful
-desolation of the Arctic until something of its loneliness and terror
-had sunk into them and stamped itself upon the man’s brain, never to
-be effaced, or so it seemed to me. For his wife, once the marble Miss
-Dycehurst, who had not married a semi-Celebrity for nothing, took her
-husband much with her into London Society, and at gossipy dinner-tables
-and in crowded drawing-rooms; on the Lawn at Ascot and in a box on
-the Grand Stand at Doncaster, as on a Henley houseboat, and during a
-polo tournament at Ranelagh, I have seen Magellison, to all appearance
-perfectly oblivious of the gay and giddy world about him, sitting,
-or standing with folded arms and bent head, and staring out with
-fixed and watchful eyes, over Heaven knows what illimitable wastes of
-snow-covered land or frozen ocean....
-
-I have described Captain Arthur Magellison as a semi-Celebrity.
-Erstwhile Commander of the Third-class Armored Destroyer _Sidonia_,
-he became, after his severance from the Royal Navy, and by reason
-of the adventures and hardships by him undergone as leader of the
-Scottish Alaskan Coastal Survey Expedition of 1906-1908, something
-of a hero. A series of lectures, delivered at the Edinburgh Hall of
-Science, in the course of which the explorer, by verbal descriptions
-as well as cinematographic effects, completely disposed of the theory
-regarding the existence of a range of active volcanoes to the north of
-Alaska, previously accepted by the illuminati, made a sensation among
-scientists, and induced, in the case of Sir Jedbury Fargoe, F.R.G.S.,
-M.R.I., a rush of blood to the cerebrum, followed by the breaking out
-of a Funeral Hatchment over his front door, a procession in slow time,
-with wreaths, palls, and feathers, and a final exit _per_ trolley into
-the Furnace at Croking Crematorium.
-
-The Public, never having bothered about the volcanoes, remained unmoved
-by the intelligence of their non-existence, but the Professors and the
-Press shed much ink upon the subject. Upon a wave of which sable fluid
-Captain Arthur Magellison was borne, if not into the inner court, at
-least into the vestibule of the Temple of Fame. Then the wave, as is
-the way of waves, receded; leaving Magellison, by virtue of certain
-researches and discoveries in Natural History, Botany and Physiology, a
-Member of the Royal Institution, Associate of the Zoological Society,
-Fellow of the Institute of Ethnology, and the husband of the marble
-Miss Dycehurst.
-
-Never was a more appropriate sobriquet bestowed. Down in Clayshire, her
-native county, the statuesque Geraldine, orphan heiress of a wealthy
-landholder not remotely connected with the Brewing interests of his
-native isle, dispensed, under the protective auspices of a maternal
-aunt of good family--Miss Dycehurst’s mother’s deceased papa had wedded
-a portionless spinster of noble blood--dispensed, I say, a lavish but
-stony hospitality. In London she went out a great deal, looking like
-a sculptured Minerva of the Græco-Latin school, _minus_ the helmet but
-_plus_ a tower of astonishing golden hair, received proposals from
-Eligibles and Ineligibles, petrified their makers with a single stare,
-and proceeded upon her marmorean way in maiden meditation, fancy free.
-Until she attended that series of lectures, delivered at the Edinburgh
-Hall of Science by the eminent Arctic Explorer, Captain Arthur
-Magellison.
-
-Society in Clayshire and Society in London expressed ardent curiosity
-to know how the engagement had been brought about? All that is known
-for certain is, that after the lecture, when the Explorer held a
-little reception in a draughty enclosure of green baize screens, Miss
-Dycehurst, looking rather like a mythical goddess of the Polar Regions,
-her frosty beauty crowned with its diadem of pale golden hair, and her
-fine shape revealed in greenish-blue, icily-gleaming draperies, asked a
-local magnate to present the lecturer, and met him at a public dinner
-given in his honor upon the following night. Later on in London, where
-the lecture was, by invitation of the learned heads of the nation,
-repeated, Miss Dycehurst with a large party occupied the second row
-of stalls. Later still, Magellison dined with the heiress at 000,
-Chesterfield Crescent, her town address, and later still the couple
-were Hanover-Squared into one flesh. It was in May, and the sacred
-edifice was garlanded with white Rambler roses and adorned with lilies
-and smilax and palms. A Bishop tied the knot, and the choir rendered
-the anthem with exquisite effect, as well as “Fight the Good Fight” and
-“The Voice that Breathed----.” And the Bride, in dead white, with a
-swansdown train and a Malines veil, and ropes of pearls and brilliants,
-and a crown of diamond spikes that might have been sparkling icicles,
-gleaming and scintillating on the summit of her wonderful tower of
-hair, looked more like the Lady of the Eternal Snows than ever.
-
-No one knew whether the Magellisons’ married life was happy or the
-other thing. Suffice it, as the popular three-volume novelist used
-to say when not compelled to pad, that, to all outward seeming, the
-couple agreed. But I think that when the high tide of Fame receded (as
-during 1909, when the thrilling adventures of the dauntless explorer,
-Blank, were electrifying the newspaper-reading world, it certainly
-did, leaving nothing but a vague halo of heroism and adventure hanging
-about the name of Magellison, and a sedimentary deposit of honorary
-letters at the tail of it) the woman who had married Magellison knew
-disillusion. As for Magellison, he had always been a silent, absorbed
-and solitary man. And that strange look in those wide-pupilled
-pale gray eyes of his, the eyes of one who has lived through the
-half-year-long twilight of Arctic nights, and seen the ringed moon with
-her mock moons glimmer through the ghostly frost-fog, and the pale pink
-curving feathers of the Aurora Borealis stream across the ice-blue
-sky, and the awful crimson of the Polar Day rush up beyond the floe
-and strike the icy loneliness into new beauty and new terror--never
-changed. Perhaps, in discovering the true nature of his Geraldine,
-the Explorer found himself traversing a colder and more rugged
-desert than he had encountered when he led the Scottish-Northumbrian
-Polar Expedition in quest of those volcanic ranges proved to be
-non-existent--in Alaska to the North.
-
-I believe he really loved the woman he had married. I know that, while
-he acted as the unpaid steward of her estates, he spent nothing beyond
-his half-pay, eked out by articles which he wrote now and then for
-the kind of Scientific Review that rewards the contributor with ten
-shillings per page of one thousand words, _plus_ the honor of having
-contributed. In his own houses--his wife’s, I should say--he was a
-pathetic nonentity. At 000 Chesterfield Crescent, and at Edengates in
-Clayshire, the recent Miss Dycehurst’s country seat, he hugged his own
-rooms, about which, arranged in cases and hung upon the walls, were
-disposed native weapons, stuffed birds, geological specimens, dried
-algæ, water-color sketches, and such trophies of the Survey Expedition
-as had not been presented by Magellison to needy museums. When his name
-appeared in newspaper-paragraphs as the writer of one of the articles
-referred to, or as the donor of such a gift, his wife would pluck him
-from his beloved solitude, and compel him to tread the social round
-with her. But as the slow years crept on, the man himself, long before
-the ebbing tide of Fame left a desolate stretch of seaweedy mud where
-its waters had heaved and whispered, was so rarely seen, in his wife’s
-company or out of it, that her all-but-newest friends believed Mrs.
-Arthur Magellison to be the wife of an incurable invalid, and the most
-recent were convinced that she was a widow. Proposals of marriage were
-sometimes made to the lady, who by the way was handsomer and stonier
-than ever, by Eligibles or Ineligibles laboring under this conviction.
-
-“I am extremely sensible of the honor you have done me,” said Mrs.
-Magellison upon one of these occasions, “but as a fact, my husband is
-alive. Which relieves me of the necessity--don’t you think?--of coming
-to a decision!”
-
-The man who had proposed, a barely middle-aged, extremely good-looking,
-well-made, well-bred Hawting-Holliday of Hirlmere, sufficiently
-endowed with ancient, if embarrassed, acres, and a sixteenth-century
-Baronetcy, to have tempted the marble Geraldine, had her frosty hand
-been disengaged, to its bestowal on him, was, though impecunious enough
-to be strongly attracted by the lady’s wealth, yet honestly enamored
-of her sculpturesque person. Consequently as the final syllable of
-the foregoing utterance fell from the lady’s lips, he assumed, for a
-fleeting instant or so, the rosy complexion of early adolescence, and
-stared upon the conquering Geraldine with blank and circular eyes. Then
-he said:
-
-“By--Jove! that does let me out, doesn’t it? My dear lady, I entreat
-you to consider me as prostrate in humiliation at your feet. With”--he
-felt over the surface of an admirably thought-out waistcoat for his
-eyeglass, which was still in his eye--“with sackcloth and ashes, and
-all the appropriate trimmings. Let me retrieve my character in your
-eyes by saying, that if it--ahem!--gives you any gratification to
-have a live husband at this juncture--I will endeavor to share the
-sentiment. But you really have run him as a Dark Horse, now haven’t
-you?”
-
-He lifted his eyebrows in interrogation, and the eyeglass leaped into
-the folds of his well-chosen cravat, the kind of subdued yet hopeful
-thing in shades a man of taste and brains would put on to propose in.
-
-“My dear Sir Robert,” Mrs. Magellison said, in well-chosen language and
-with an icy little smile, “I am not an adept in the use of sporting
-phraseology. Captain Magellison is of studious habits, retiring
-nature, and--shall I say?--an indolent disposition. It would not very
-well become me if I insisted on his society when he is not disposed
-to bestow it upon me, and therefore I generally go out alone. When,
-unless I give a formal dinner, upon which an occasion my husband must
-necessarily take his place at the other end of the board--when I
-entertain intimates----”
-
-“You put your people at a round table,” said Hawting-Holliday
-of Hirlmere. “And a round table is the very deuce--and--all for
-obliterating a husband!” He found his eyeglass and screwed it firmly in.
-
-“I do not altogether blame the table,” said Mrs. Magellison coldly.
-“Because, upon nine occasions out of ten my husband prefers a cutlet in
-his rooms. Pray do not suppose that I find fault with the preference.
-He is not by nature sociable, as I have said, and prefers to follow, at
-Edengates and in Scotland and in Paris, as well as here in town, his
-own peculiar bent. And what that is you are probably aware?” She turned
-her head with a superb movement, and her helmet of pale hair gleamed
-in the wintry sunshine that streamed through the lace blinds of the
-Chesterfield Crescent drawing-room.
-
-“I had a general idea,” said the man she addressed, who, hampered in
-early life by the fact of being born a Hawting-Holliday of Hirlmere,
-had not succeeded in being anything else, “that the late--I beg your
-pardon!--the present Captain Magellison was--I should say is--a
-Scientific Buffer--of sorts!”
-
-Mrs. Magellison smiled coldly and rose.
-
-“The term you employ is slang, of course,” she said, “but it is quite
-appropriate and really descriptive. My husband was once a famous man,
-he is now a Scientific Buffer--and as you say--of sorts. Would you like
-to see him?”
-
-She moved to the drawing-room door and turned her head with another
-fine movement, and Hawting-Holliday’s eclectic taste was charmed with
-the sculpturesque pose. He followed her and they crossed a landing,
-and Mrs. Magellison knocked at the door of one of a suite of rooms
-that had been thrown out over what had been a back-yard. And as nobody
-said “Come in,” she entered, followed by the visitor.
-
-
-II
-
-The room was long, carpeted but uncurtained, and lighted by that most
-depressing of all forms of illumination, a skylight. Dwarf bookcases
-ran round it, and the walls were covered with frames and glass cases,
-primitive weapons, and a multitude of quaint and curious things.
-There was a low couch, covered with seal skins and feather rugs, and
-a leather writing-chair was set at the table, which had on it a fine
-microscope and many scientific instruments, of which the uses were
-unknown to the head of the Hawting-Hollidays of Hirlmere. Piles of
-dusty papers there were, and a couple of battered ship’s logs, stained
-and discolored by sea-water and grease. And in the writing-chair,
-with his feet on a magnificent Polar bear-skin and the receiver of
-a telephone at his ear, sat the Scientific Buffer of sorts, staring
-fixedly before him, apparently over an illimitable waste of frozen
-drift-ice covering uncharted Polar seas.
-
-“Arthur!” said Mrs. Magellison, with a cold kind of impatience,
-rattling the handle of the door as if to attract his attention. He came
-back with a start and hung up the receiver, and rose. He had a simple,
-courteous manner that won upon the suitor who had just proposed to his
-wife; and oddly enough, the appearance of a servant with a message that
-summoned the lady to an interview with her _modiste_ was not greatly
-regretted by Hawting-Holliday.
-
-“I have seen you before, of course,” said his host, making him free of
-a rack of Esquimaux pipes and pushing over a jar of Navy-cut.
-
-“Have you though?” rose to the visitor’s lips, but the words were
-not allowed to escape. Looking round he saw that there were piles
-of receipted accounts, and orderly piles of tradesmen’s books upon
-the table with the reams of dusty MSS., and as servants came in for
-orders and went away instructed, and messages were telephoned to
-various purveyors, Hawting-Holliday arrived at the conclusion that
-Mrs. Magellison’s husband was regarded less in that capacity by Mrs.
-Magellison and her household than as major-domo, head-bailiff and
-house-steward.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The two men chatted a little, and presently one spoke while the other
-listened. The capacity for hero-worship is quick in every generous
-nature, and the extravagant, impoverished, high-bred county gentleman
-and man-about-town was conscious that this modest, absent-minded
-little ex-naval Commander was of the stuff that went to build great
-heroes. Franklin and Nansen were brothers to this man, and that the
-justly-honored names of Shackleton and Peary, and the cognomen of
-Cook (King of terminological inexactitudinarians), were hot upon the
-public’s mouths just then, mattered nothing to Hawting-Holliday, as he
-heard how in the year of Our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Six, ten men
-sailed from San Francisco for Bering Sea on board a sixty-ton schooner,
-to settle the question of the existence of Undiscovered Ranges of
-Volcanic Origin in Alaska to the North. And how great storms and awful
-blizzards hindered the Coastal Survey Expedition, and sickness crippled
-its members, yet they struggled gamely on.
-
-“Good God!” said Hawting-Holliday, whose pipe had long since gone out.
-He heard next how the Expedition suffered the loss of their ship and
-all their stores, and how their leader sent his crew home by a passing
-whaler and, for the enlargement of his own experience, chose to journey
-back to civilization along the Alaskan coast, three thousand miles of
-solitary sledge-traveling, aided only by the Esquimaux he chanced on
-in his terrible journey. And as he went on narrating in his calm and
-even voice, enforcing a point by a modest gesture of the hand that had
-lost the top-joints of the first and second fingers, and sometimes
-looking through and beyond the face of the listener with those strange,
-sorrowful, far-away eyes, what he related the other man saw, and----
-
-“Good Lord!” said Hawting-Holliday again, “what an Odyssey the whole
-thing is! And so you got back to Ithaca after eighteen months of
-tramping it on your lonesome along a frozen coast and sleeping in
-holes dug in the snow, and living on blubber and seal-meat or boiled
-skin-boots when you couldn’t get anything else; and gathering knowledge
-and experience when there wasn’t even reindeer moss to scrape off
-the rocks!” He got up and held out his hand. “As a perfectly useless
-and idle kind of beggar, I don’t know that my sincere admiration and
-respect are worth having, Captain, but if they were!----”
-
- * * * * *
-
-He gulped, and went, quite clumsily, away, but came back again, and
-so a friendship grew between the “perfectly useless and idle kind of
-beggar,” Hawting-Holliday, and the hero of the three-thousand-mile
-tramp back to Civilization. Perhaps Hawting-Holliday had really never
-been seriously attached to the handsome piece of statuary that bore
-Magellison’s name. It is certain that her cold neglect and open
-contempt of her husband eventually kindled the wrath of Magellison’s
-newly-won champion to boiling-point. Not that the Captain gave any
-perceptible sign of suffering under the icy blizzard of his wife’s
-scorn. Endurance was the lesson he had learned best of all, and he
-agreed with her in regarding himself as a Failure.
-
-“A beautiful and gifted woman has a right to be ambitious for the man
-she marries,” he said once to Hawting-Holliday. “And if he has no power
-to keep at high-level, if he makes no more way than a schooner frozen
-in the floe, it is natural that she should feel keenly disappointed
-and--and manifest the feeling by a--a certain change of attitude as
-regards him.”
-
-“The schooner may be frozen in the floe, Captain,” said
-Hawting-Holliday, lounging in the window-seat of the Captain’s big,
-bare room at Edengates, that was--only barring the skylight--exactly
-like the Captain’s other big bare room at 000, Chesterfield Crescent.
-“But the floe is traveling all the time. That’s a bit of scientific
-information that I got from you. And I rather pride myself on applying
-it neatly.”
-
-The Captain looked hard at him, and Hawting-Holliday noticed for
-the first time that the curly fair hair that topped the deep-lined
-pale-bronze face was growing white. Then Magellison said, with a queer
-smile:
-
-“You have found me out, I see! And yet I thought I had kept the
-secret--or rather, the arrangement, quite closely. But on the whole I’m
-rather glad you guessed. For I like you, young man”--Hawting-Holliday
-was at least thirty-five--“and I shall give you the parting hand-shake
-with sincere regret--with very sincere regret, when the ice breaks
-up and the little engine helps the hoisted sails, and the floe-bound
-vessel that never really stopped, although her journey was only of
-inches in the month--moves on not North but South, along the thawed and
-open sea-lanes----”
-
-He stopped, for Hawting-Holliday dropped his pipe and got off the
-window-seat, and caught the maimed right hand and wrung it until its
-owner winced.
-
-“You gave me credit for too much perspicuity, Captain. I hadn’t seen as
-much as the cat’s tail until you let her out of the bag. Where are you
-going, man, and when do you go?”
-
-Briefly, Magellison told him.
-
-“All right, Captain,” said Hawting-Holliday. “You’re going to take
-charge of the Steam and Sail Antarctic Geological Research Expedition,
-financed by the Swedish Government, sailing from Plymouth for King
-Edward Land in April, so as to get the summer months of December,
-January, and February for exploration, botanizing, deep-sea-dredging,
-and scientific observations. You calculate on being away not quite
-three years. Very well, but remember this! If you don’t turn up in
-three years’ time and no definite news has reached us as to your
-whereabouts, the most useless and idle dog of my acquaintance--and
-that’s myself--will take the liberty to come and look for you. I swear
-it--by the Great Barrier and the Blue Antarctic Ooze!”
-
-They shook hands upon it, laughing at the humorous idea of the
-Captain’s not coming back, and a little later the news of her husband’s
-impending departure was imparted, _per_ the medium of the Press, to the
-marmorean lady to whom the explorer had frozen himself some few years
-previously. She was radiant with smiles at the revival of newspaper
-interest in Magellison, and postponed her spring visit to the Riviera
-for the purpose of giving a series of Departure Dinners in honor of
-the Captain. All the leading scientific lights of the day twinkled
-in turn about the board. And Geraldine wore all her diamonds, and
-was exceedingly gracious to her Distinguished Man. She saw him off
-from Plymouth, one balmy April day, and shed a few discreet tears
-in a minute and filmy pocket handkerchief as the Swedish oak-built,
-schooner-rigged steamship-sailer _Selma_ ran up the Swedish colors
-and curtsied adieu to English waters at the outset of the long South
-Atlantic voyage, and the petrol steam-launch containing the friends and
-relatives of the Expedition rocked in her wake, and the red-eyed people
-crowding on the oily-smelling little vessel’s decks raised a quavering
-farewell cheer. Two men stood together at the _Selma’s_ after-rail:
-a short, square man of muscular build, with a slight stoop that told
-of scholarly habits, and thick, fair hair, streaked with white, and a
-deeply-lined, clean-shaven face, with pale, far-seeing eyes that were
-set in a network of fine wrinkles. The other man was Hawting-Holliday,
-who had announced his intention, at the last minute, of accompanying
-the Expedition as far as Madeira for the sake of the sea-blow.
-
-“Tell Geraldine I shall mail home from the Cape and Melbourne,” the
-leader of the Expedition said, three days later, as the boat that
-was to convey Hawting-Holliday ashore bobbed under the _Selma’s_
-side-ladder in a clamoring rout of tradesmen’s luggers and Funchal
-market-flats. “Tell her I shall certainly communicate from Lyttelton,
-and after that she must trust to luck and homeward-bound whalers for
-news of me.” He wrung Hawting-Holliday’s hand, and added, “And in
-case--anything should happen to me--not that such a chance is worth
-speaking of!--I know that I can rely upon you to act towards my--my
-dear girl as a friend!” The Captain’s voice shook a little, and a mist
-was over those clear, wide-pupilled, far-away-gazing gray eyes.
-
-“I promise you that, faithfully,” said Hawting-Holliday, and gripped
-the maimed right hand of the man he loved as a brother, and went down
-over the side of the _Selma_ with a sore heart.
-
-That was in April, 1910, and news of the loss of the _Selma_, in the
-ice of the Antarctic Circle was cabled from Honolulu at the beginning
-of last month. An American Antarctic Expedition, having concluded a
-mission of exploration in the summer season of 1910, finding upon
-the coast of King Edward Land the few survivors of the Swedish
-Steam and Sail Antarctic Research Expedition making preparations to
-winter in a wooden hut built out of the wreckage of their teak-built
-sailing-steamer--rescued and carried them on their homeward route. The
-saved men, later interviewed at San Francisco, were unable to give
-news of their leader, save that the Captain, taking a dog-sledge and a
-little stock of provisions and instruments, and a hearty leave of all
-of them, turned that lined bronze face of his and those eyes with the
-far-away look in their wide pupils, to the dim, mysterious, uncharted
-regions lying South, in the lap of the mysterious Unknown, and with a
-wave of a fur-gloved hand, was lost in them.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“He is dead, Arthur is dead!” moaned Geraldine Magellison, in the
-depths of conjugal anguish and a lace-covered sofa-cushion, when the
-Press and Hawting-Holliday broke the news between them. “Dead!--and I
-loved him so--I loved him so!”
-
-“It is a pity, under the circumstances,” said Hawting-Holliday,
-carrying out his promise of being a friend to Magellison’s wife by
-telling that wife the truth, “that you were so economical in your
-expressions of affection. For I do not think that when the Captain left
-you he had any remaining illusions as to the nature of your regard for
-him.”
-
-“How cruel you are--how cruel!” gasped Geraldine, as her maid bore in a
-salver piled with the regrets of Learned Societies and the sympathy of
-distinguished Personages and private friends.
-
-“Let me for once use the trite and hackneyed saying that I am cruel
-only to be kind!” said Hawting-Holliday, emphatically, “and that I
-speak solely in the interests of--a friend whom I love.”
-
-Mrs. Magellison flushed to the roots of her superb golden hair, and
-consciously drooped her scarcely-reddened eyelids as she held up a
-protesting hand.
-
-“No, no, Sir Robert!” she pleaded. “If I--as you infer--have gravely
-erred in lack of warmth toward poor, poor, dearest Arthur! let me at
-least be ungrudging in respect of his great memory. Forget what you
-have said, carried away by a feeling which in honor you subdued after
-the rude awakening of many months ago, and do not revert to--the
-subject for--for _at least_ a year to come!”
-
-At that Hawting-Holliday got upon his legs, and thrusting his hands
-deep into his trouser-pockets, made the one and only harangue of his
-existence.
-
-“Mrs. Magellison, when you suggest that in the very hour when the
-intelligence of grave disaster to your husband’s vessel has reached us,
-I am capable of addressing you in what the poetic faculty term--Heaven
-knows how idiotically and falsely!--the language of love, _you_ gravely
-err. The friend in whose interests I spoke just now, was--your husband.
-_Is_ your husband--for I do not accept by any means the theory that
-because he has been lost sight of, he is dead. I believe him to be
-living. I shall go on believing this until I see his body, or meet with
-some relics of him that supply me--his friend!--with the evidence that
-you, his wife, are so uncommonly ready to dispense with.”
-
-His eyes burned her with their contempt. She gasped:
-
-“You--you mean that you are going South to try and find him?”
-
-“You comprehend my meaning perfectly,” said Hawting-Holliday, and bowed
-to Mrs. Magellison with ironical deference and left her.
-
-He was, though not a wealthy man, far from being a poor one. He
-chartered a stout vessel that was lying in Liverpool Docks, the
-Iceland Coast Survey Company’s steam-and-sail schooner _Snowbird_, and
-equipped and provisioned and manned her with a speed and thoroughness
-that are seldom found in combination. The _Snowbird’s_ own skipper
-goes in charge of his ship, but Hawting-Holliday is the Leader of the
-Expedition.
-
-And yesterday the _Snowbird_ sailed, in search of that man who has
-been swallowed up by the great Conjecture. And of this I am sure, that
-whether Hawting-Holliday succeeds or fails, lives or dies, he will
-grasp the hand of his friend again Somewhere. Either upon this side of
-the Great Gray Veil that hangs in the doorway of the Smoky House, or
-upon the other....
-
-
-THE END
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-<h1>THE COST OF WINGS<br>
-<small>AND OTHER STORIES</small></h1>
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-<p><span class="xlarge">THE</span><br>
-<span class="xxlarge">COST OF WINGS</span><br>
-<span class="large">AND OTHER STORIES</span></p>
-
-<p>BY<br>
-<span class="large">RICHARD DEHAN</span><br>
-
-AUTHOR OF<br >
-“ONE BRAVER THING,” “BETWEEN TWO THIEVES,” ETC.</p>
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-<p class="center"><i>Copyright, 1914, by</i><br>
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-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak">CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table>
-
-<tr><td class="tdr" colspan="2"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Cost of Wings</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_1"> 1</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Faded Romance</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_11"> 11</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">An Indian Baby</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_41"> 41</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Yvonne</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_52"> 52</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Delusion of Mrs. Donohoe</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_70"> 70</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Ponsonby and the Pantheress</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_92"> 92</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Fat Girl’s Love Story</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_104"> 104</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">In the Fourth Dimension</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_116"> 116</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Gewgaw</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_122"> 122</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Night of Power</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_134"> 134</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Man Who Could Manage Women</span> &#160; &#160;</td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_145"> 145</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Obsessed</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_155"> 155</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Vanished Hand</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_164"> 164</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">An Ordeal by Fire</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_179"> 179</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">How the Mistress Came Home</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_198"> 198</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Motor-Burglar</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_212"> 212</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Lost Room</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_219"> 219</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Father to the Man</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_226"> 226</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Fly and the Spider</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_235"> 235</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">For Valor!</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_243"> 243</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Mellicent</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_248"> 248</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Collapse of the Ideal</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_263"> 263</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Hand That Failed</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_272"> 272</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">His Silhouette</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_280"> 280</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Nocturne</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_292"> 292</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Last Expedition</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_298"> 298</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">[1]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE COST OF WINGS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">SHELDRICK, returning, refreshed and exhilarated,
-from a spin with a friend who had brought down a
-racing car of forty horse-power and an enthusiasm to
-match, found his wife sitting in the same chair, in the
-same attitude, as it seemed to him, in which he had left
-her, in the bare, dull sitting-room of their quarters at
-the Pavilion Hotel, on the edge of Greymouth Links,
-from which starting point Sheldrick, in fulfillment of his
-recent engagement with the Aero Club of France, had
-arranged to take wing for Cherbourg, wind and weather
-permitting, on the morrow.</p>
-
-<p>It would be difficult exceedingly to imagine Caruso as
-an engineer or a bank manager, or in any capacity other
-than that of operatic star. It would be equally difficult
-to picture Shackleton as a side-splitting antic and quip-monger,
-or Pélissier in the rôle of the dauntless explorer.
-Sheldrick, the most recent idol of the flying world, was
-the type-ideal of the aviator.</p>
-
-<p>Mathematician, engineer, meteorologist, and athlete,
-his tall, lightly built but muscular frame carried the head
-of an eagle. The wide forehead, sloping to the temples,
-the piercing prominently set eyes, the salient nose, and
-the wide, firm, deep-cut mouth characterizing the long-winged
-birds of powerful flight, were Sheldrick’s. His,
-too, the long, supple neck, the curiously deceptive shoulder
-slope that disguises depth of chest while his long<span class="pagenum" id="Page_2">[2]</span>
-arms looked as though, were they clothed with feathers,
-they might cleave the air; and his feet gripped the
-ground through the thin, soft boots he always wore, as
-the eagle’s talons grip the rock.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps he was not unaware of the suggested resemblance.
-He had certainly christened his recently completed
-monoplane “Aquila,” and had piloted her to victory
-in two minor events at the Moncaster Spring Flying
-Meeting in April of that year, and at the Nismes
-Concours des Aviateurs of three weeks before had carried
-off the Grand Prix of 25,000 francs for the longest flight
-under favorable weather conditions. And at the Club
-dinner following the presentation of the prizes, Sheldrick,
-flushed with conquest and congratulations, had
-given that pledge whereby the soul of the woman who
-yet loved him was wrung to torture anew.</p>
-
-<p>“After all that I have borne,” Mrs. Sheldrick had said
-to herself, sitting in her hideous red moreen-covered
-chair by the green Venetian-blinded window of the staring
-hotel sitting-room—“after three years of agony, silently,
-patiently endured—after all his promises, I am
-still upon the rack.”</p>
-
-<p>She looked rather like it as she sat by the window, the
-center one of three that gave a view across the gray-green
-links, and the gray-brown beach of smooth, sliding
-pebbles that gave place to the gray-white, throbbing
-water of the English Channel. And the white, drawn
-face that masked her frenzy of anguish, and the dark-gray,
-haunted eyes through which her suffering spirit
-looked, greeted her husband as he burst into the room,
-fresh from his banquet of speed and clean, salt, buoyant
-air, and sympathetic, enthusiastic companionship, like
-an unexpected douche of ice water.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[3]</span>“Haven’t you been out?”</p>
-
-<p>Sheldrick uttered the words recorded, upon a pause
-implying the swallowing of others less neutrally amiable.
-And his face, which had already clouded, darkened
-sullenly as his wife replied: “I have traveled some distance
-since you left here with your friend.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where have you been?” asked Sheldrick unwillingly,
-as a man who suspects that the question may open some
-unwelcome topic.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Sheldrick looked at her husband full; and, though
-it had seemed to him that he had read the book of her
-beauty from preface to finis, there was something new
-to him in her regard as she answered:</p>
-
-<p>“I have gone over in memory every week of the last
-three years that we have spent together, Edgar; and the
-road has been a rough and stony one, without one green
-patch of grass to rest on by the wayside, or one refreshing
-spring at which to drink. But I was patient while
-I plodded after you, because I saw an end to what I was
-enduring. Now it seems that I am mistaken. It is only
-my endurance that is at an end.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why do you talk in allegory, Ella?” Sheldrick broke
-out impatiently. He threw down his leather motoring
-cap with the talc eye shields upon the sofa, and pitched
-his heavy overcoat upon a chair in a corner of the ugly
-room, and let his long, lithe body down into a hideous
-Early Victorian plush armchair beside the empty fireplace,
-where nothing crackled but some fantastically
-bordered strips of red and green gelatine paper, shuddering
-under the influence of a powerful chimney
-draught. “I’m not an imaginative man,” he went on.
-“Even if my mind were not occupied with a dozen affairs
-of supreme urgency I should still boggle at interpreting<span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[4]</span>
-your cryptic utterances. If you want them understood,
-make them to some minor poet at a garden
-party or an At Home. You’ve stacks of invitations from
-the nicest people to all sorts of functions ever since I
-pulled off those two events at Moncaster and the Grand
-Prix at Nismes. And now that it’s May, and the season
-in full swing, you might be having no end of a capital
-time at home in London instead of——” She interrupted
-him with a passionate gesture.</p>
-
-<p>“I have no home!”</p>
-
-<p>“No?” said Sheldrick coolly, leaning back his head
-against the knobby back of the Early Victorian armchair.</p>
-
-<p>“No!” said Mrs. Sheldrick, and her passion seemed
-to dash itself against and break upon the man’s composure
-as a wave beats and breaks upon a rock. “It was
-a home, once, when you were working partner in the
-firm of Mallard, Mallard and Sheldrick, Manufacturers
-of Automobiles; and the life you led was a normal, ordinary,
-everyday life, and the risks you ran were everyday,
-ordinary risks, such as a woman who loved you—note
-that I say <i>who loved you</i>—might bear without going
-mad or dying of terror. But it is a prison now. I
-cannot breathe in it. Even when you are there with
-me—and when every postman’s knock, or telegraph
-boy’s ring, or telephone message has for the moment
-ceased to be fraught with hideous, often-dreamed-of,
-never-forgotten possibilities ... when each newsboy’s
-voice, yelling in the streets, has temporarily ceased to be
-the voice of Fate for me—it is no longer home! It is a
-caravanserai, from which Hope and Content and Peace
-of Mind may go out before the next day’s dawning, leaving<span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[5]</span>
-the door open that Death and Despair may the more
-freely enter in!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ella!” exclaimed Sheldrick, looking at her open-eyed.
-She had always been such a quiet, calm, self-possessed
-woman, that now, as she rose up out of her chair suddenly,
-as though she had been prodded with a bayonet,
-she was strange and new, and rather awe-inspiring. As
-she stood before him, her passion-breathing face an ivory
-cameo between the drooping folds of her rich blue-black
-hair, her gray eyes glittering fiercely between the narrowed
-lids under the straight black brows, her lips two
-bitterly straightened lines of scarlet showing the gleaming
-teeth, her firm chin implacable in its set upon the
-dainty cravat of muslin and black silk ribbon, her slight
-bosom panting fiercely under her bodice folds, her slender
-limbs rigid beneath the sheath-fitting gown of silken
-chestnut-colored cloth, the man, her husband, looked at
-her more attentively than he had looked for years.</p>
-
-<p>“Ella, what is the matter? What has upset you like
-this? If there is anything I can do to put things right,
-why not tell me, and—and——”</p>
-
-<p>Sheldrick’s voice faltered, and his eyes looked away
-from his wife’s as he saw the reviving hope leap desperately
-into her face. It died instantly, leaving her
-gray eyes more somber, and the lines of her scarlet,
-parted lips more bitter than before.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, yes!” she said. “Why not tell you what you
-know already, and be coaxed and patted into compliance
-and meek, patient submission for the hundredth
-time! You will kiss me good-bye to-morrow morning, if
-the weather permits of your starting, and make this
-flight. It is to be the last, the very last, like the others
-that have gone before it; it is only so much more daring,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[6]</span>
-only so much more risky, only so much more dangerous
-than the things that other aviators have dared and
-risked and braved. If it blows from the north you will
-not dream of making the venture—the jagged rocks and
-shoals, and the towering, greedy seas of the Channel
-Islands threaten things too grim. You will wait, and
-I with you—oh, my God!—for a favorable wind. Your
-successes at Brookfields and at Nismes have made the
-‘Aquila’ patent worth a moderate fortune; they are turning
-out replicas of her at your workshops as rapidly as
-they can make them—your manager took on twenty
-more skilled hands only last week. You have done what
-you set out to do; we are freed from poverty for the
-rest of our lives—we might live happily, peacefully together
-somewhere, if this unnatural love of peril had
-not bitten you to the bone. ‘One more contest,’ you will
-keep on saying; ‘one more revenge I am bound to give
-this and that or the other man whom I have beaten, or
-who has challenged me.’” Her bosom heaved, and the
-ivory paleness of her face was darkened with a rush of
-blood. “Honor is involved. You are bound in honor
-to keep your word to others, but free to deceive, to defraud,
-to cheat and lie to—your wife!”</p>
-
-<p>“Take care what you’re saying!”</p>
-
-<p>Sheldrick leaped out of his chair, fiery red and glaring
-angrily. Mrs. Sheldrick looked at him out of her
-glittering, narrowed eyes, and laughed, and her laugh
-was ugly to hear.</p>
-
-<p>“Your wife! Did you ever realize what it meant to
-me to be your wife? When we were married, and for
-eighteen months after that! Heaven upon earth! Have
-you ever dreamed what sort of life began for me when
-you were first bitten by this craze of flying, three years<span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[7]</span>
-ago? Hell—sheer, unmitigated hell! To the public I
-am a woman in an ulster, or in a dust cloak and a silk
-motor veil, thick to hide the ghastly terror in my face!—a
-woman who kisses you before the start, and keeps pace
-with your aeroplane in an automobile through the long-distance
-flights, with what the English newspaper men
-describe as ‘unswerving devotion,’ and the French
-press correspondents term ‘a tenderness of the most
-touching.’ They are wrong! I am not conscious of any
-special devotion. The springs of tenderness have frozen
-in me. I am like every other spectator on the course,
-possessed, body and soul, by the secret, poignant, momentary
-expectation of seeing a man hurled to a horrible
-death. Only the man is—my husband! <i>Now</i> I remember
-this, Edgar, but a day will dawn—an hour will
-come to me—is coming as surely as there is a God in
-heaven—when he will be no more than the flying man
-who may possibly be killed!”</p>
-
-<p>There was silence in the room, and the hoarse, dry
-sound that broke it was not a sob. It came from Sheldrick,
-a single utterance, like the sound of something
-breaking.</p>
-
-<p>“I—understand!”</p>
-
-<p>There was no response, for the woman, having unsealed
-and poured out the last drop of her vials of bitterness
-and wrath, was dumb. Sheldrick added, after a
-long pause:</p>
-
-<p>“What do you ask? That I should give up the attempt
-to fly to Cherbourg? That I should break the
-engagement with the Aero Club—withdraw the challenge
-given to M. Ledru? Is that what you demand?”</p>
-
-<p>She said with a hopeless gesture:</p>
-
-<p>“I ask nothing! I demand nothing!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[8]</span>Sheldrick muttered an oath. But in his soul he was
-yielding. “Aquila No. 1,” “Aquila No. 2,” and “Aquila
-No. 3” were dear to his soul. But he had awakened to
-the fact that his dearest possession was the love of his
-wife. And he had been killing it by inches. He met
-her eyes now—the stern gray eyes that had learned to
-see him as he was and look on the bare realities of life,
-shorn of its love glamour, and muttered:</p>
-
-<p>“It is true. I have promised over and over.... And
-I owe it to you to take no more risks, even more than if
-we had a living child to.... Where are those cable-forms?”</p>
-
-<p>He strode to the ink-splashed writing table between
-the windows, and routed the bundle of greenish papers
-out of the frowsy blotting book, and dipped the blunt
-pen into the thick, dirty ink, and wrote:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-<p>“<i>To Ledru, Hôtel National, Cherbourg, France.</i><br>
-&#160; &#160; “Unavoidably compelled break engagement——”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>He was struck by a sudden idea, ceased writing, and
-left the room, going into the adjoining bedroom. His
-wife, standing dumb and frozen on the gaudy hearthrug
-near the empty grate, heard him rummaging for
-something. He came back in a few minutes with a
-heavy brow and preoccupied look, and took a leather
-strap from the pocket of the heavy overcoat he had
-thrown upon the sofa. With this he went back into the
-bedroom. The door handle rattled as though something
-were being hitched about it, the stout door groaned
-and creaked under a violent pull from the other side,
-there was a horrible, suggestive crack, and a stifled oath
-from Sheldrick. Next moment he was back in the room,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[9]</span>
-dipping the blunt pen into the bad ink, and finishing the
-cablegram:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“Left wrist badly sprained—<span class="smcap">Sheldrick</span>, <i>Pavilion Hotel,
-Links, Greymouth, England</i>.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Having finished writing, he brought the filled form to
-his wife. She read, and looked at him in eloquent silence.
-And, in answer to the question in her eyes, he
-held out his left hand, already swollen and purple, and
-with a swelling of the dimensions of a cricket ball, indicating
-the dislocated joint. A cry broke from her:</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! how could you....”</p>
-
-<p>“It was the easiest way,” said Sheldrick, flushed and
-scowling. “Call me a coward, if you like. I deserve it—as
-well as the other names!” He rang the bell, and
-fished with the sound hand for silver in a trouser
-pocket.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll send the cable now,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>She bit her lips, that were no longer scarlet, and went
-to the blotted blotter, dipped the worn pen into the
-blobby ink, and made an alteration in the cablegram.
-Then she showed it to him, and the message ran:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>To Ledru, Hôtel National, Cherbourg, France.</i><br>
-
-&#160; &#160; “Unavoidably compelled postpone engagement. Left
-wrist badly sprained.—<span class="smcap">Sheldrick</span>, <i>Pavilion Hotel,
-Links, Greymouth, England</i>.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>As Sheldrick looked at Mrs. Sheldrick, in intent
-amazement, the bell was answered by a German waiter.
-Mrs. Sheldrick took the silver out of Sheldrick’s sound
-hand, dismissed the attendant to dispatch the message,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[10]</span>
-closed and locked the door of the sitting-room against
-intruders, and then went quickly to her husband and fell
-upon his breast. He clasped her with his sound arm as
-she broke into passionate weeping, and only whispered
-when at last she lifted her face to his:</p>
-
-<p>“Why ‘postponed’?”</p>
-
-<p>“Because,” whispered Ella Sheldrick, with her cheek
-against her husband’s, “because you are not chained to
-your rock, my darling, with iron bars between you and
-the free fields of space, forged by the wife you love. You
-are free to give and take as many challenges as you desire.
-When you have finished ‘Aquila No. 4,’ that shall
-be built with a seat for a passenger beside you, run what
-risks you choose, brave as many dangers as seem good
-to you; I will not say one word, provided that I share
-the risk and brave the danger too.”</p>
-
-<p>This is why the successful aviator Sheldrick never flies
-without a passenger. And the story has a moral—of a
-kind.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[11]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">A FADED ROMANCE</h2>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">In Two Parts</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE ladies of the household at Charny les Bois usually
-sat in the library on sunny mornings. At the
-southern end of the long room, paneled in black walnut,
-and possessing a hooded stone fireplace of the fifteenth
-century, there was a bay, with wide glass doors opening
-upon a <i>perron</i> of wrought iron and copper work,
-which led down into the lovely garden—a piece of land
-originally reclaimed from the heart of the ancient beech
-forest, whose splendid somberness set off the dazzling
-whiteness of the <i>château</i> and made the parterres glow
-and sparkle like jewels—rubies, turquoises, emeralds,
-sapphires—poured out upon the green velvet lap of
-princess or courtesan.</p>
-
-<p>The Marquis de Courvaux, lord of the soil and owner
-of the historic mansion, was absent. One must picture
-him leading the hunt through the forest alleys, attired
-in a maroon and yellow uniform of the most exquisite
-correctness, three-cocked hat, and immense spurred jack-boots,
-and accompanied by a field of fifty or sixty, of
-which every individual had turned out in a different costume:
-green corduroy knickerbockers with gold braid
-accompanying cut-away coats and jockey caps, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[12]</span>
-bowlers of English make, sported in combination with
-pink and leathers, adding much to the kaleidoscopic effect.
-Half a dozen <i>cuirassiers</i> from the neighboring garrison
-town were upon their London coach, driving a
-scratch four-in-hand and attired in full uniform; various
-vehicles, of types ranging from the capacious <i>char-à-banc</i>
-to the landaulette, were laden with ardent votaries
-of the <i>chasse</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The distant fanfare of the horns sounding the <i>ragot</i>
-reached the ears of the ladies sewing in the library at the
-<i>château</i>. One of these ladies, detained by urgent nursery
-reasons from joining in the morning’s sport, was
-the young and pretty wife of the Marquis; the other, old
-as a high-bred French lady alone knows how to be, and
-still beautiful, was his mother. Over the high-arched
-cover of the great carved fireplace was her portrait by
-Varolan, painted at sixteen, in the full ball costume of
-1870. One saw, regarding that portrait, that it was possible
-to be beautiful in those days even with a chignon
-and waterfall, even with panniers or bustle, and absurd
-trimmings of the ham-frill type. Perhaps some such
-reflection passed through the calm mind behind the
-broad, white, unwrinkled forehead of Madame de Courvaux,
-as she removed her gold spectacles and lifted her
-eyes, darkly blue and brilliant still, to the exquisite
-childish flower face of the portrait. The autumn breeze
-coming in little puffs between the open <i>battants</i> of the
-glass doors, savoring of crushed thyme, late violets, moss,
-bruised beech leaves, and other pleasant things, stirred
-the thick, waving, gold-gray tresses under the rich lace,
-a profusion of which, with the charming coquetry of a
-venerable beauty, the grandmamma of the chubby young
-gentleman upstairs in the nursery, the thirteen-year-old<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[13]</span>
-schoolboy on his hunting pony, and the budding belle but
-newly emancipated from her convent, was fond of wearing—sometimes
-tied under her still lovely chin, sometimes
-floating loosely over her shoulders.</p>
-
-<p>“There again!” The younger Madame de Courvaux
-arched her mobile eyebrows and showed her pretty teeth
-as she bit off a thread of embroidery cotton. “The third
-time you have looked at that portrait within ten minutes!
-Tell me, do you think it is getting stained with
-smoke? In north winds this chimney does not always
-behave itself, and Frédéric’s cigars and pipes——” The
-speaker shrugged her charming shoulders. “But he is
-incorrigible, as thou knowest, <i>Maman</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>“I was not thinking of Frédéric or the chimney.” The
-elder lady smiled, still looking upward at the girlish face
-overhead. “It occurred to me that forty years have
-passed since I gave Carlo Varolan the first sitting for
-that portrait. His studio in the Rue Vernet was a perfect
-museum of lovely things.... I was never tired of
-examining them.... My <i>gouvernante</i> fell asleep in a
-great tapestry chair.... Varolan drew a caricature of
-her—so laughable!—with a dozen strokes of the charcoal
-on the canvas, and then rubbed it all out with a grave
-expression that made me laugh more. I was only just
-sixteen, and going to be married in a fortnight....
-And I could laugh like that!” The antique brooch of
-black pearls and pigeons’ blood rubies that fastened the
-costly laces upon the bosom of Madame la Marquise
-rose and fell at the bidding of a sigh.</p>
-
-<p>“I cried for days and days before my marriage with
-Frédéric,” the little Marquise remarked complacently.</p>
-
-<p>“And I should cry at the bare idea of not being married
-at all!” said a fresh young voice, belonging to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[14]</span>
-Mademoiselle Lucie, who came up the steps from the
-garden with the skirt of her cambric morning frock full
-of autumn roses, her cheeks flushed to the hue of the
-pinkest La France. She dropped her pretty reverence
-to her grandmother, kissed her upon the hand, and her
-mother on the forehead, and turned her lapful of flowers
-out upon the table, where vases and bowls of Sèvres and
-China ware stood to receive them, ready filled with water.
-“You know I would, Grandmamma!”</p>
-
-<p>“It is a mistake either to laugh or to weep; one should
-smile only, or merely sigh,” said Grandmamma, with the
-charming air of philosophy that so became her. “One
-should neither take life too much to heart, nor make a
-jest of it, my little Lucie.”</p>
-
-<p>“Please go on with the story. Your <i>gouvernante</i> was
-asleep in the chair; Monsieur Varolan caricatured her.
-You were laughing at the drawing and at his droll face,
-as he rubbed it out, and then——”</p>
-
-<p>“Then a gentleman arrived, and I did not laugh any
-more.” Grandmamma took up her work, a delicate,
-spidery web of tatting, and the corners of her delicately
-chiseled lips, pink yet as faded azalea blossoms, quivered
-a little. “He was staying at the British Embassy with
-his brother-in-law, who was Military Attaché, and
-whose name I have forgotten. He came to see his sister’s
-portrait; it stood framed upon the easel—oh! but
-most beautiful and stately, with the calm, cold gaze, the
-strange poetic glamour of the North. He, too, was fair,
-very tall, with aquiline features, and light hazel eyes,
-very piercing in their regard, and yet capable of expressing
-great tenderness. For Englishmen I have never
-cared, but Scotch gentlemen of high breeding have always
-appeared to me quite unapproachable in <i>ton</i>, much<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[15]</span>
-like the Bretons of old blood, with whom their type, indeed,
-has much in common. But I am prosing quite intolerably,
-it seems to me!” said Grandmamma, with a
-heightened tint upon her lovely old cheeks and an embarrassed
-laugh.</p>
-
-<p>Both Lucie and the little Marquise cried out in protestation.
-Lucie, snipping dead leaves from her roses,
-wanted to know whether Monsieur Varolan had presented
-the strange Scotch gentleman to Grandmamma.</p>
-
-<p>“He did. At first he seemed to hesitate, glancing toward
-Mademoiselle Binet. But she slept soundly, and,
-indeed, with cause, having over-eaten herself that day at
-the twelve o’clock breakfast upon duck stewed with
-olives, pastry, and corn salad. An excellent creature,
-poor Binet, but with the failings of <i>ces gens-là</i>, and you
-may be assured that I did not grudge her her repose
-while I conversed with Monsieur Angus Dunbar, who
-spoke French almost to perfection. How it was that I,
-who had been brought up by my mother with such absolute
-strictness, yielded to the entreaties of Monsieur
-Varolan, who was quite suddenly inspired with the idea
-of what afterward proved to be one of his greatest pictures,
-I cannot imagine,” said Grandmamma; “but it is
-certain that we posed together as the Lord of Nann and
-the Korrigan standing in the forest by the enchanted
-well. It would have been a terrible story to travel home
-to the Faubourg St. Germain, I knew, but Mademoiselle
-still slept sweetly, and out of girlish recklessness and
-<i>gaieté de cœur</i> I consented, and down came my long
-ropes of yellow hair, which had only been released from
-their schoolroom plait, and dressed in grown young-lady
-fashion six months before. Monsieur Varolan cried out,
-and clasped his hands in his impulsive southern way.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[16]</span>
-Monsieur Dunbar said nothing—then; but by his eyes
-one could tell, child as one was, that he was pleased.
-But when Varolan’s sketch was dashed in, and the
-painter cried to us to descend from the model’s platform,
-Monsieur Dunbar leaned toward me and whispered,
-as he offered me his hand, ‘If the fairy had been
-as beautiful as you, Mademoiselle’—for Varolan had
-told him the story, and he had pronounced it to be the
-parallel of an antique Highland legend—‘had the fairy
-been as beautiful as you, the Lord of Nann would have
-forgotten the lady in the tower by the sea.’ He, as I
-have told you, my children, spoke French with great
-ease and remarkable purity; and something in the earnestness
-of his manner and the expression of his eyes—those
-light hazel, gleaming eyes”—Grandmamma’s delicate
-dove-colored silks rustled as she shuddered slightly—“caused
-me a thrill, but a thrill——”</p>
-
-<p>“Young girls are so absurdly impressionable,” began
-the little Marquise, with a glance at Lucie. “I remember
-when our dancing master, hideous old M. Mouton,
-praised me for executing my steps with elegance, I would
-be in the seventh heaven.”</p>
-
-<p>“But this man was neither hideous, old, nor a dancing
-master, my dear,” said Grandmamma, a little annoyed.
-She took up her tatting, which had dropped upon her
-silver-gray lap, as though the story were ended, and Lucie’s
-face fell.</p>
-
-<p>“And is that all—absolutely all?” she cried.</p>
-
-<p>“Mademoiselle Binet woke up, and we went home to
-the Faubourg St. Germain to five o’clock tea—then the
-latest novelty imported from London; and she overate
-herself again—upon hot honey cake buttered to excess—and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[17]</span>
-spoiled her appetite for supper,” said Grandmamma
-provokingly.</p>
-
-<p>“And you never saw Monsieur Varolan or Monsieur
-D ...—I cannot pronounce his name—again?”</p>
-
-<p>“Monsieur Varolan I saw again, several times in fact,
-for the portrait required it; and Monsieur Dunbar, quite
-by accident, called at the studio on several of these occasions.”</p>
-
-<p>“And Mademoiselle Binet? Did she always fall asleep
-in the tapestry chair?” asked the little Marquise, with
-arching eyebrows.</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma laughed, and her laugh was so clear, so
-sweet, and so mirthful that the almost living lips of the
-exquisite child portrayed upon the canvas bearing the
-signature of the dead Varolan seemed to smile in sympathy.</p>
-
-<p>“No, but she was occupied for all that. Monsieur
-Varolan had found out her weakness for confectionery,
-and there was always a large dish of chocolate <i>pralines</i>
-and cream puffs for her to nibble at after that first sitting.
-Poor, good creature, she conceived an immense
-admiration for Varolan; and Monsieur Dunbar treated
-her with a grave courtesy which delighted her. She had
-always imagined Scotchmen as savages, painted blue and
-feeding upon raw rabbits, she explained, until she had
-the happiness of meeting him.”</p>
-
-<p>“And he—what brought him from his bogs and mountains?”
-asked the little Marquise. “Was he qualifying
-for the diplomatic service, or studying art?”</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma turned her brilliant eyes calmly upon
-the less aristocratic countenance of her daughter-in-law.
-“He was doing neither. He was staying in Paris in attendance
-upon his <i>fiancée</i>, who had come over to buy her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[18]</span>
-<i>trousseau</i>. I forget her name—she was the only daughter
-of a baronet of Leicestershire, and an heiress. The
-match had been made by her family. Monsieur Dunbar,
-though poor, being the cadet of a great family and heir
-to an ancient title—his brother, Lord Hailhope, having
-in early youth sustained an accident in the gymnasium
-which rendered him a cripple for life.”</p>
-
-<p>“So a wife with a ‘dot’ was urgently required!” commented
-the little Marquise. “Let us hope she was not
-without <i>esprit</i> and a certain amount of good looks, in the
-interests of Monsieur Dunbar.”</p>
-
-<p>“I saw her on the night of my first ball,” said Grandmamma,
-laying down her tatting and folding her delicate,
-ivory-tinted hands, adorned with a few rings of
-price, upon her dove-colored silk lap. “She had sandy
-hair, much drawn back from the forehead, and pale eyes
-of china-blue, with the projecting teeth which the caricatures
-of ‘Cham’ gave to all Englishwomen. Also, her
-waist was rather flat, and her satin boots would have
-fitted a <i>sapeur</i>; but she had an agreeable expression, and
-I afterward heard her married life with Monsieur Dunbar
-was fairly happy.”</p>
-
-<p>“And Monsieur himself—was he as happy with her as—as
-he might have been, supposing he had never visited
-Paris—never called at the studio of Varolan?” asked the
-little Marquise, with a peculiar intonation.</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma’s rosary was of beautiful pearls. She
-let the shining things slide through her fingers meditatively
-as she replied:</p>
-
-<p>“My daughter, I cannot say. We met at that ball—the
-last ball given at the Tuileries before the terrible
-events of the fifteenth of July. I presented Monsieur
-Dunbar to my mother. We danced together, conversed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[19]</span>
-lightly of our prospects; I felt a <i>serrement de cœur</i>, and
-he, Monsieur Dunbar, was very pale, with a peculiar expression
-about the eyes and mouth which denoted violent
-emotion strongly repressed. I had noticed it when
-Monsieur de Courvaux came to claim my hand for the
-second State quadrille. He wore his uniform as Minister
-of Commerce and all his Orders.... His thick nose,
-white whiskers, dull eyes, and bent figure contrasted
-strangely with the fine features and splendid physique of
-Monsieur Dunbar. Ah, Heaven! how I shivered as he
-smiled at me with his false teeth, and pressed my hand
-within his arm.... He filled me with fear. And yet
-at heart I knew him to be good and disinterested and
-noble, even while I could have cried out to Angus to save
-me.... But I was whirled away. Everyone was very
-kind. The Empress, looking tall as a goddess, despotically
-magnificent in the plenitude of her charms, noticed me
-kindly. I danced with the Prince Imperial, a fresh-faced,
-gentle boy. Monsieur de Courvaux was much
-felicitated upon his choice, and <i>Maman</i> was pleased—that
-goes without saying. Thus I came back to Monsieur
-Dunbar. We were standing together in an alcove
-adorned with palms, admiring the porphyry vase, once
-the property of Catherine the Great, and given by the
-Emperor Alexander to the First Napoleon, when for the
-first time he took my hand. If I could paint in words
-the emotion that suddenly overwhelmed me!... It
-seemed as though the great personages, the distinguished
-crowds, the jeweled ladies, the uniformed men, vanished,
-and the lustres and girandoles went out, and
-Angus and I were standing in pale moonlight on the
-shores of a lake encircled by mountains, looking in each
-other’s eyes. It matters little what we said, but the history<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[20]</span>
-of our first meeting might have prompted the sonnet
-of Arvers.... You recall it:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Mon cœur a son secret, mon âme a son mystère,</div>
-<div class="verse">Un amour éternel dans un instant conçu:</div>
-<div class="verse">Le mal est sans remède.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>“<i>Sans remède</i> for either of us. Honor was engaged on
-either side. So we parted,” said Grandmamma. “My
-bouquet of white tea-roses and ferns had lost a few buds
-when I put it in water upon reaching home.”</p>
-
-<p>“And——”</p>
-
-<p>“In three days I married Monsieur de Courvaux. As
-for Monsieur Dunbar——”</p>
-
-<p>“Lucie,” said the little Marquise, “run down to the
-bottom of the garden and listen for the horns!”</p>
-
-<p>“Monsieur Dunbar I never saw again,” said Grandmamma,
-with a smile, “and there is no need for Lucie to
-run into the garden. Listen! One can hear the horns
-quite plainly; the boar has taken to the open—they are
-sounding the <i>débuché</i>. What do you want, Lebas?”</p>
-
-<p>The middle-aged, country-faced house-steward was
-the medium of a humble entreaty on the part of one
-Auguste Pichon, a forest keeper, that Madame the Marquise
-would deign to hear him on behalf of the young
-woman, his sister, of whom Monsieur le Curé had already
-spoken. This time, upon the exchange of a silent
-intelligence between the two elder ladies, Mademoiselle
-Lucie was really dismissed to the garden, and Pichon
-and his sister were shown in by Lebas.</p>
-
-<p>Pichon was a thick-set, blue-bearded, vigorous fellow
-of twenty-seven, wearing a leather gun pad strapped
-over his blouse, and cloth gaiters. He held his cap in
-both hands against his breast as he bowed to his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[21]</span>
-master’s mother and his master’s wife. His sister, a
-pale, sickly, large-eyed little creature, scarcely ventured
-to raise her abashed glance from the Turkey carpet as
-Pichon plucked at her cotton sleeve.</p>
-
-<p>“We have heard the story from Monsieur le Curé,”
-cried the younger lady, “and both Madame la Marquise
-and myself are much shocked and grieved. Is it not so,
-Madame?”</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma surveyed the bending, tempest-beaten
-figure before her with a sternness of the most august, yet
-with pity and interest too.</p>
-
-<p>“We did not anticipate when we had the pleasure of
-contributing a little sum to your sister’s dower, upon
-her marriage with the under-gardener, Pierre Michaud,
-that the union would be attended with anything but
-happiness.”</p>
-
-<p>“Alas! Nor did I, Madame.... I picked out
-Michaud myself from half a dozen others. ‘Here’s a
-sound, hale man of sixty,’ thinks I, ‘will make the girl a
-good husband, and leave her a warm widow when he
-dies’; for he has a bit put by, as is well known. And she
-was willing when he asked her to go before the Maire
-and Monsieur le Curé and sign herself Michaud instead
-of Pichon. Weren’t you, girl?”</p>
-
-<p>No answer from the culprit but a sob.</p>
-
-<p>“So, as she was willing and Michaud was eager, the
-wedding came off. At the dance, for it’s a poor foot that
-doesn’t hop at a wedding, what happens? Latrace, Monsieur
-le Marquis’s new groom, drops in. He dances with
-the bride, drops a few sweet speeches in her ear. Crac!
-’Tis like sowing mustard and cress.... Latrace scrapes
-acquaintance with Michaud—more fool he, with respect
-to the ladies’ presence, for when one has a drop of honey<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[22]</span>
-one doesn’t care to share with the wasp! Latrace takes
-to hanging about the cottage. Ninette, the silly thing,
-begins to gape at the moon, and when what might be
-expected to happen happens, Michaud turns her out of
-house and home. What’s more, keeps her dowry, to pay
-for his honor, says he. ‘Honor! leave honor to gentlemen;
-wipe out scores with a stick!’ says I, ‘and eat one’s
-cabbage soup in peace.’ But he’ll bolt the door and stick
-to the dowry, and Ninette may beg, or worse, for all he
-cares. And my wife flies out on the poor thing; and
-what to do with her may the good God teach me....
-Madame will understand that who provides for her
-keeps two! And she so young, Madame, only seventeen!”</p>
-
-<p>The little Marquise uttered a pitying exclamation, and
-over the face of the elder lady passed a swift change.
-The exquisite faded lips quivered, the brilliant eyes under
-the worn eyelids shone through a liquid veil of tears.
-Rustling in her rich neutral-tinted silks, Madame rose,
-went to the shrinking figure, and stooping from her
-stately height, kissed Ninette impulsively upon both
-cheeks.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor child! Poor little one!” whispered Grandmamma;
-and at the caress and the whisper, the girl
-dropped upon her knees with a wild, sobbing cry, and
-hid her face in the folds of what seemed to her an angel’s
-robe. “Leave Ninette to us, my good Pichon,” said
-Grandmamma. “For the present the Sisters of the Convent
-at Charny will take her, all expenses being guaranteed
-by me, and when she is stronger we will talk of
-what is to be done.” She raised the crying girl, passing
-a gentle hand over the bowed head and the convulsed
-shoulders. “Life is not all ended because one has made<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[23]</span>
-one mistake!” said Grandmamma. “Tell Madame
-Pichon that, from me!”</p>
-
-<p>Pichon, crushing his cap, bowed and stammered gratitude,
-and backed out, leading the girl, who turned upon
-the threshold to send one passionate glance of gratitude
-from her great, melancholy, black eyes at the beautiful
-stately figure with the gold-gray hair, clad in shining
-silks and costly lace. As the door closed upon the
-homely figures, the little Marquise heaved a sigh of relief.</p>
-
-<p>“Ouf! Pitiable as it all is, one can hardly expect anything
-better. The standard of morality is elevated in
-proportion to the standard of rank, the caliber of intellect,
-the level of refinement. Do you not agree with
-me?”</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma smiled. “Are we of the upper world so
-extremely moral?”</p>
-
-<p>The little Marquise pouted.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Noblesse oblige</i> is an admirable apothegm, but does
-it keep members of our order from the Courts of Divorce?
-My dear Augustine, reflect, and you will come
-to the conclusion that there is really very little difference
-in human beings. The texture of the skin, the shape of
-the fingernails, cleanliness, correct grammar, and graceful
-manners do not argue superior virtue, or greater
-probity of mind, or increased power to resist temptation,
-but very often the reverse. This poor girl married
-an uninteresting, elderly man at the very moment when
-her heart awakened at the sight and the voice of one
-whom she was destined to love.... Circumstances, environments,
-opportunities contributed to her defeat; but
-I will answer for it she has known moments of abnegation
-as lofty, struggles as desperate, triumphs of conscience<span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[24]</span>
-over instinct as noble, as delicate, and as touching
-as those experienced by any Lucretia of the Rue
-Tronchet or the Faubourg Saint-Honoré. She has been
-beaten, that is all, worsted in the conflict; and it is for
-us, who are women like herself, to help her to rise. But
-I prose,” said Grandmamma; “I sound to myself like a
-dull tract or an indifferent sermon. And Lucie must be
-getting tired of the garden!”</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma moved toward the open <i>battants</i> of the
-glass doors to call Mademoiselle, but arrested her steps
-to answer the interrogation which rose in the eyes, but
-never reached the lips, of the little Marquise. “I have
-said, my dear, that we never met again. Whether Monsieur
-Angus Dunbar was nobler and stronger than other
-men—whether I was braver and purer than others of my
-sex—this was a question which never came to the test.
-Fate kept us apart, and something in which Monsieur le
-Curé, and perhaps ourselves, would recognize the hand of
-Heaven!”</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma went out through the glass doors and
-stood upon the <i>perron</i>, breathing the delicious air. The
-sun was drowning in a sea of molten gold, the sweet
-clamor of the horns came from an island in the shallow
-river. “Gone to the water! Gone to the water!”
-they played.... And then the death of the boar was
-sounded in the <i>hallali</i>. But a nobler passion than that
-of the hunter, who follows and slays for the mere momentary
-lust of possession, shone in the exquisite old
-face that lifted to the sunset the yearning of a deathless
-love.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[25]</span></p>
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>The boar, a <i>ragot</i>, had met his end at the point of the
-Marquis’s hunting knife, an ancestral <i>couteau de chasse</i>
-with a blade about three feet long. The field had dispersed,
-one or two of the <i>valets de chien</i> gone after the
-missing hounds, leading the decoy dogs on leashes. Afternoon
-tea at the <i>château</i> was a very lively affair, the
-clatter of tongues, cups, and teaspoons almost deafening.
-A <i>cuirassier</i>, whose polished boot had suffered abrasion
-from the tusk of the wounded animal, recounted his adventure
-to a circle of sympathetic ladies. A fire of
-beech logs blazed on the wide hearth, the leaping flames
-playing a color symphony, from peacock green to
-sapphire, from ruby to orange, dying into palest lemon-yellow,
-leaping up in lilac, deepening to violet, and so
-<i>da capo</i>.... The silver andirons had sphinx heads
-adorned with full-bottomed periwigs of the period of
-Louis le Grand.... The exquisite Watteaus and
-Bouchers, set in the paneling—painted white because the
-little Marquise had found oak so <i>triste</i>—shone with a
-subdued splendor. The perfume of fine tobacco, green
-tea, and many roses, loaded the atmosphere, producing
-a mild intoxication in the brain of the tall, fair, well-dressed
-young fellow, unmistakably British, whom a
-servant had announced as Monsieur Brown....</p>
-
-<p>“Monsieur Brown?” Monsieur de Courvaux read the
-card passed over to him by his wife. “Who under the
-sun is Monsieur Brown?”</p>
-
-<p>“Fie, Frédéric!” rebuked the little Marquise. “It is
-the English tutor!”</p>
-
-<p>Then they rose together and welcomed the newcomer<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[26]</span>
-with hospitable warmth. Charny les Bois was hideously
-difficult of access; the railway from the junction at
-which one had to change was a single line, and a perfect
-disgrace. Monsieur de Courvaux had long intended to
-bring the question—a burning one—before the proper
-authorities. Both Monsieur and Madame were horrified
-to realize that Monsieur Brown had walked from the
-station, where cabs were conspicuous by their absence.
-A conveyance had been ordered to be sent, but at the last
-moment it was wanted for the hunt. Monsieur Brown
-had hunted in England, of course?</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Brown admitted that he had followed the hounds
-in several counties. Looking at the new tutor’s square
-shoulders, sinewy frame, long, well-made limbs, and
-firmly knit, supple hands, tanned like his face and throat
-by outdoor exercise, Monsieur de Courvaux did not doubt
-it. Brown came of good race, that was clear at the first
-glance. Harrow and Oxford had added the <i>cachet</i> of
-the high public school and the university. He had recommendations
-from the Duke of Atholblair, who mentioned
-him as the son of a dear old friend. And Atholblair
-was of the old <i>régime</i>, a great nobleman who chose
-his friends with discretion. Clearly Brown would do.
-His French was singularly pure; his English was the
-English of the upper classes. Absolutely, Brown was the
-thing. He was, he said, a Scotchman. The late Queen
-of England, to whom the little Marquise had the honor
-of being god-daughter’s daughter, had had a valuable attendant—also
-a Scotchman—of the name of Brown! Did
-Monsieur Brown happen to be any relation?</p>
-
-<p>“Unhappily no, Madame!” said Mr. Brown, who
-seemed rather tickled by the notion. He took the next
-opportunity to laugh, and did it heartily. He was standing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[27]</span>
-on the bear-skin before the fireplace, measuring an
-equal six feet of height with Monsieur de Courvaux,
-when he laughed, and several people, grouped about a
-central figure—that of the elder Madame de Courvaux,
-who sat upon a gilt <i>fauteuil</i> with her back to the great
-windows, beyond which the fires of the sunset were
-burning rapidly away—the people glanced round.</p>
-
-<p>“What a handsome Englishman!” a lady whispered, a
-tiny brunette, with eyes of jet and ebony hair, who consequently
-adored the hazel-eyed, the tawny-haired, the
-tall of the opposite sex. Madame de Courvaux, superb
-in her laces and dove-colored silks, sat like a figure of
-marble. Under her broad white brow, crowned by its
-waves of gray-gold hair, her eyes, blue and brilliant still,
-fixed with an intensity of regard almost devouring upon
-the face of the new tutor, whom the Marquis, stepping
-forward, presented to his mother with due ceremony, and
-to whom, offering her white, jeweled hand, she said:</p>
-
-<p>“Welcome once more to France, Monsieur Dunbar!”</p>
-
-<p>“But, Mamma,” put in Monsieur de Courvaux, as
-young Mr. Brown started and crimsoned to the roots of
-his tawny hair, “the name of Monsieur is Brown, and he
-has never before visited our country.”</p>
-
-<p>“Monsieur Brown will pardon me!” Madame de
-Courvaux rose to her full height and swept the astonished
-young fellow a wonderful curtsy. “The old are
-apt to make mistakes. And—there sounds the dressing
-gong!”</p>
-
-<p>Indeed, the metallic <i>tintamarre</i> of the instrument
-named began at that instant, and the great room emptied
-as the chatterers and tea drinkers scurried away. A
-rosy, civil footman in plain black livery showed Mr.
-Brown to his room, which was not unreasonably high<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[28]</span>
-up, and boasted a dressing cabinet and a bath. As
-Brown hurriedly removed the smuts of the railway with
-oceans of soap and water, and got into his evening
-clothes—much too new and well cut for a tutor—he pondered.
-As he shook some attar of violets—much too expensive
-a perfume for a tutor, who, at the most, should
-content himself with Eau de Cologne of the ninepenny
-brand—upon his handkerchief, he shook his head.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll be shot if she didn’t, and plainly too! It wasn’t
-the confusion of the beastly all-night train journey from
-Paris. It wasn’t the clatter of French talk, or the delusion
-of a guilty conscience—decidedly not! The thing
-is as certain as it is inexplicable! I arrive under the
-name of Brown at a country house in a country I don’t
-know, belonging to people I have never met, and the
-second lady I am introduced to addresses me as Mr.
-Dunbar. There’s the second gong! I wonder whether
-there is a governess for me to take in, or whether I trot
-behind my superiors, who aren’t paid a hundred and fifty
-pounds a year to teach English?”</p>
-
-<p>And Mr. Brown went down to dinner. Somewhat to
-his surprise, he was placed impartially, served without
-prejudice, and conversed with as an equal. The De
-Courvaux were charming people, their tutor thought—equal
-to the best-bred Britons he had ever met. His
-pupils—the freckled boy with hair cropped <i>à la brosse</i>,
-and the pretty, frank-mannered girl of sixteen—interested
-him. He was uncommonly obliged to the kind old
-Duke for his recommendation; the bread of servitude
-eaten under this hospitable roof would have no bitter
-herbs mingled with it, that was plain. He helped himself
-to an <i>entrée</i> of calves’ tongues stewed with mushrooms,
-as he thought this, and noted the violet bouquet<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[29]</span>
-of the old Bordeaux with which one of the ripe-faced,
-black-liveried footmen filled his glass. And perhaps he
-thought of another table, at the bottom of which his
-place had been always laid, and of the grim, gaunt dining-room
-in which it stood, with the targets and breast-pieces,
-the chain and plate mail of his—Brown’s—forebears
-winking against the deep lusterless black of the
-antique paneling; and, opposite, lost in deep reflection,
-the master of the house, moody, haggard, gray-moustached
-and gray-haired, but eminently handsome still,
-leaning his head upon his hand, and staring at the gold
-and ruby reflections of the wine decanters in the polished
-surface of the ancient oak, or staring straight before him
-at the portrait, so oddly out of keeping with the Lord
-Neils and Lord Ronalds in tartans and powdered wigs,
-the Lady Agnes and the Lady Jean in hoops and stomachers,
-with their hair dressed over cushions, and shepherds’
-crooks in their narrow, yellowish hands....
-That portrait, of an exquisite girl—a lily-faced, gold-haired,
-blue-eyed child in the ball costume of 1870—had
-been the object of Mr. Brown’s boyish adoration.
-Varolan painted it, Mr. Brown’s uncle—whose name
-was no more Brown than his nephew’s—had often said.
-And on one occasion, years previously, he had expanded
-sufficiently to tell his nephew and expectant heir that
-the original of the portrait was the daughter of a ducal
-family of France, a star moving in the social orbit of
-the Faubourg Saint-Germain, married to a Minister of
-the Imperial Government a few weeks previous to that
-Government’s collapse and fall.</p>
-
-<p>“I believe the dear old boy must have been in love
-with her before Uncle Ronald died, and he came in for
-the family honors,” mused Mr. Brown, and then began<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[30]</span>
-to wonder whether he had treated the dear old boy badly
-or <i>vice versa</i>. For between this uncle and nephew, who,
-despite a certain chilly stiffness and rigor of mental
-bearing, often mutually exhibited by relations, were sincerely
-attached to each other, a breach had opened, an
-estrangement had occurred. Hot words and bitter reproaches
-had suddenly, unexpectedly been exchanged, old
-wrongs flaming up at a kindling word, forgotten grudges
-coming to light in the blaze of the conflagration....</p>
-
-<p>And so it had come to pass that the son of Lord Hailhope’s
-younger brother, named Angus after his uncle, had
-not been thrown, had hurled himself upon his own resources.
-And the Duke of Atholblair had found him the
-place of English tutor in the family of Madame de Courvaux.</p>
-
-<p>“It is the only thing that presents itself,” the aged
-peer had explained, “and therefore, my dear boy, you
-had better take it until something better turns up.”</p>
-
-<p>For the present. But the future? Mr. Brown wondered
-whether he and the English grammar and lexicon—the
-phrase book, dictionary, and the other volumes
-which constituted his tutorial equipment—were doomed
-to grow gray and dog’s-eared, drooping and shabby together?</p>
-
-<p>Then he looked up, for some one touched him upon
-the arm.</p>
-
-<p>“The ladies permit us to smoke in the library, which
-is the best room for music in the house,” said the pleasant
-voice of Monsieur de Courvaux; “so we will take our
-<i>café</i> and <i>chasse</i> in their company, if you please.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Brown reached the door in time to open it, and
-to comprehend that the act of gallantry was not expected
-of him. And the feminine paroquets and the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[31]</span>
-sable-coated male rooks went by, and Mademoiselle Lucie
-gave the handsome, well-groomed Englishman a shy
-glance of approval from under her black eyelashes, and
-Monsieur Frédéric, puffy with incipient indigestion,
-grinned feebly. Brown put his hand upon the boy’s
-shoulder, and followed the rest.</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t want me to do any English to-night, do
-you, Monsieur Brown?” young hopeful insinuated, as
-they went into the long walnut-paneled room with another
-bay at the southern end with blinds undrawn, revealing
-a wonderful panorama of moonlit forest and
-river and champaign. “I can say ‘all-a-raight!’ ‘wat-a-rot!’
-and ‘daddle-doo!’ already,” the youth continued.
-“The English groom of papa, I learned the words of him,
-<i>voyez</i>! You shall know Smeet, to-morrow!”</p>
-
-<p>“Thanks, old fellow!” said Mr. Brown, with a good-humored
-smile.</p>
-
-<p>“Grandmamma is making a sign that you are to go
-and speak to her, Monsieur,” said Mademoiselle Lucie,
-Brown’s elder pupil-elect. “Everybody in this house
-obeys Grandmamma, and so must you. Mamma says it
-is because she was so beautiful when she was young—young,
-you comprehend, as in that portrait over the fireplace—that
-everybody fell down and worshiped her.
-And she is beautiful now, is she not, sir? Not as the
-portrait; but——”</p>
-
-<p>“The portrait, Mademoiselle?... Over the fireplace....
-Good Lord, what an extraordinary likeness!”
-broke from Mr. Brown. For the counterpart of
-the exquisite picture of Varolan that had hung in the
-dining hall of the gray old northern castle where Mr.
-Brown’s boyhood, youth, and earliest manhood had been<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[32]</span>
-spent, hung above the hooded fifteenth-century fireplace
-of the noble library of this French château.</p>
-
-<p>There she stood, the golden, slender, lily-faced,
-sapphire-eyed young aristocrat of the Faubourg Saint-Germain,
-with her indefinable air of pride and hauteur
-and exclusiveness mingled with girlish merriment and
-mischief. And there she sat—the original in the flesh—Madame
-la Marquise de Courvaux, the Grandmamma of
-these young people—regal in sweeping folds of amethyst
-velvet and wonderful creamy Spanish point lace.</p>
-
-<p>Obedient to the bidding of her fan, Mr. Brown crossed
-the library and took the chair she indicated near her.
-And the diamond cross upon her still beautiful bosom
-moved quickly, with the beating of Grandmamma’s
-heart, as he did this.</p>
-
-<p>“How like he is!—how like!” she whispered to herself;
-and the electric lights became crystal girandoles,
-and the library became a ballroom at the Tuileries. The
-Empress, beautiful and cold, passed down the ranks of
-curtsying, bare-backed, bejeweled women and bowing,
-gold-laced men. Monsieur de Courvaux, with his orders,
-his bald forehead, and his white whiskers, released
-mademoiselle at the claim of a tall, tawny-haired, hazel-eyed,
-fair-faced partner, a Highland gentleman, in plaid
-and philabeg, with sporran and claymore, the antique
-gold brooch upon his shoulder set with ancient amethysts,
-river pearls and cairngorms. And he told her
-how he loved her, there in the alcove of palms, and heard
-her little confession that, had she not been bound by a
-promise of marriage to Monsieur de Courvaux she would—oh,
-how gladly!—become the wife of Monsieur Angus
-Dunbar.</p>
-
-<p>“As you say.... Fate has been cruel to both of us....<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[33]</span>
-And—and I am engaged. She lives in Leicestershire.
-I met her one hunting season. She is in Paris,
-staying at Meurice’s with her mother now. They’re
-buying the trousseau.... God help me!” groaned Angus
-Dunbar.</p>
-
-<p>But the little lady of the Faubourg Saint-Germain
-drew back the hand he snatched at, and swept him a
-haughty little curtsy, looking straight in his face: “The
-State Quadrille is beginning. Be so good as to take me
-to Mamma.... And I wish you all happiness, sir, and
-your <i>fiancée</i> also.” Another little curtsy he got, poor
-lad, with her “Adieu, and a thousand thanks, Monsieur!”
-and then—he walked the dusty streets of Paris until
-morning; while Mademoiselle lay sleepless on her tear-drenched
-lace pillows. And——</p>
-
-<p>Grandmamma awakened as though from a dream, to
-meet the frank hazel eyes of Mr. Brown, the English
-tutor.</p>
-
-<p>“Monsieur will forgive the curiosity of an old woman,”
-she said, with her inimitable air of grace and sweetness.
-“I wished to ask whether you were not of Northern race—a
-Scot, for example? Yes? Ah, I thought I had
-guessed correctly. The type is not to be mistaken, and I
-once had—a dear friend!—whom Monsieur resembles to
-identity. But his name was not Brown.”</p>
-
-<p>“I was within an ace of telling her mine was not,
-either,” reflected the English tutor as, an hour or so later,
-he got into bed. “How perfectly beautiful Madame—not
-the <i>agaçante, espiègle</i> little Madame, but the old one—must
-have been in the rich prime of her womanhood!
-Did she and my uncle ever meet again, I wonder? No,
-I should think not. The dear old boy is just the sort of
-character to hug a romance all his life, and she—she is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[34]</span>
-just the woman to be the heroine of one. Are all French
-country-house beds in this style, and is one supposed to
-draw these rosebudded chintz curtains modestly round
-one, or let them alone?” Mr. Brown concluded to let
-them alone, and fell very soundly asleep.</p>
-
-<p>At the late breakfast, an elaborate meal, beginning
-with soup and fish, and ending with tea and cakes, it
-was explained to the tutor that no English lesson was to
-be given that day, as a costume ball of the calico type
-was to take place that evening, and the children’s study,
-a homely, comfortable little wainscoted parlor on the
-ground floor, looking out upon a grass-grown courtyard
-with a bronze fountain in the middle, was to be given up
-to hats, coats, and opera cloaks. Monsieur Frédéric was
-to personate one of his own ancestors, page to the Duke
-of Burgundy, killed in a jousting match in 1369, Monsieur
-le Marquis and Madame respectively appearing as
-the Chevalier de Courvaux and his lady, parents of the
-youth referred to, represented in a miniature by Othea.
-Mademoiselle Lucie chose to be “Undine” in gauze and
-water-lilies. For Monsieur Brown a character could
-surely be found, a costume devised, even at the eleventh
-hour. There were jack-boots, <i>salades</i>, and coats of mail
-innumerable in the great hall, Mr. Brown, who shared
-the objection of his British countrymen to being made
-to appear ridiculous, shook his head. He preferred not
-to dress up; but he had, or thought he had, packed away
-in one of his portmanteaux (which were too numerous
-for a tutor) something that would do. A Highland costume,
-in fact, of the modified kind worn by gentlemen
-of Caledonia as dinner dress or upon occasions of festivity.</p>
-
-<p>Thus Mr. Brown unconsciously pledged himself to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[35]</span>
-bring about a crisis in the lives of two people, one of
-whom was actively engaged at that moment in trying to
-find him. For Lord Hailhope was genuinely attached to
-his nephew, and the basis of the quarrel between them,
-never very secure, had been shaken and shattered, firstly,
-by the indifference manifested by the young lady concerned,
-a rather plain young heiress, at the news of the
-said nephew’s disappearance, and, secondly, by her marriage
-with her father’s chaplain, a Presbyterian divine
-of thunderous eloquence and sweeping predestinary convictions.</p>
-
-<p>“Tell him that I was in the wrong—that I apologize—that
-everything shall be as it was before, if he will come
-back! The money shall be secured to him; I will guarantee
-that,” Lord Hailhope wrote to the London solicitor
-employed in the search for Young Lochinvar, who had
-sprung to the saddle and ridden away—without the lady.
-“If he will not come to me, I will go to him. The insult
-<i>was</i> gross; I admit it, and will atone to the best of my
-ability!”</p>
-
-<p>“The hot-headed old Highlander!” commented the man
-of law, as he filed the letter. “He adopts the boy—his
-dead brother’s son—brings him up in the expectation of
-inheriting his private fortune as well as the title, and
-then turns him out of doors because he won’t marry a
-girl with teeth like tombstones and a fancy for another
-man. If Master Angus Dunbar is wise, he will hold out
-against going back until that question of the money has
-been disposed of irrevocably. Though people never have
-sense—lucky for my profession!”</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile, at Charny les Bois preparations for the
-ball—the materials of which owed much more to the
-lordly silkworm than the plebeian cotton pod—went on<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[36]</span>
-apace. Evening came, the band of the <i>cuirassiers</i>, generously
-lent by Monsieur the Colonel, drove over from
-the barracks in a couple of <i>chars-à-bancs</i>, the Colonel
-and the officers of that gallant regiment, arrayed to kill
-in the green and gold costumes of the hunt of the Grand
-Monarque, followed upon their English <i>drague</i>. <i>Voitures</i>
-of every description disgorged their happy loads. Monsieur,
-Madame, the young ladies and the young gentlemen,
-hot, happy, smiling, and fearfully and wonderfully
-disguised.</p>
-
-<p>“Their unconsciousness, the entire absence of the conviction
-that they are ridiculous, makes them quite lovable,”
-thought Mr. Brown. “That fat, fair papa, with
-spectacles and large sandy whiskers, as Pluton, from
-<i>Orphée aux Enfers</i>, in red satin tunic and black silk
-tights spotted with yellow, a satin cloak with a train,
-a gilt pasteboard crown and trident pleases me tremendously.
-He is, I believe, a magistrate from Charny. His
-wife is the even fatter and fairer lady attired as Norma,
-and those three little dumpy girls, flower girls of a period
-decidedly uncertain.”</p>
-
-<p>“Does not Monsieur dance?” said Mademoiselle Lucie,
-looking, with her filmy green draperies, her fair locks
-crowned, and her slim waist girdled with water-lilies and
-forget-me-nots, a really exquisite river sprite.</p>
-
-<p>“If Mademoiselle would accord me the honor of her
-hand in a valse,” Mr. Brown began; then he broke off,
-remembering that in England the tutor did not usually
-dance with the daughters of the house—if, indeed, that
-functionary danced at all. But——</p>
-
-<p>“Mamma has been telling me that Englishmen dance
-badly,” observed Mademoiselle, with a twinkle in her
-blue eyes. “Grandmamma will have it, by the way, that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[37]</span>
-you are Scotch! Do not look round for her; she was a
-little fatigued by so much conversation and fuss, and
-will not come down to-night.... Heavens! look at
-Frédéric,” she added, in a tone of sisterly solicitude, as
-the page of the Court of Burgundy moved unsteadily
-into sight, clinging to the arm of a bosom friend in a
-“celadon” costume and a condition of similar obfuscation.
-“Alas! I comprehend!” she continued. “Those
-plums conserved in cognac have a fatal fascination for
-my unhappy brother. Quick, Monsieur! make to remove
-him from the view of Papa, or the consequences
-will be of the most terrible.... Frédéric has been already
-warned....”</p>
-
-<p>And outwardly grave and sympathetic, albeit splitting
-with repressed laughter, Mr. Brown went in chase of the
-unseasoned vessels, and conveyed them to the safe harbor
-of the small study on the second floor, which had
-been allotted to him as a den. Locking them in, he was
-about to descend in search of seltzer water, when, in the
-act of crossing the gallery, unlighted save for the dazzling
-moonlight that poured through the long mullioned
-windows, giving a strange semblance of fantastic life to
-the dark family portraits on the opposite wall, and lying
-in silver pools upon the shining parquet islanded with
-threadbare carpets of ancient Oriental woof, he encountered
-the elder Madame de Courvaux, who came swiftly
-toward him from the opposite end of a long gallery, carrying
-a light and a book that looked like a Catholic
-breviary. With the glamour of moonlight upon her, in
-a loose silken dressing robe trimmed with the priceless
-lace she affected, her wealth of golden-gray tresses in
-two massive plaits, drawn forward and hanging over her
-bosom, almost to her knees, her beauty was marvelous.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[38]</span>
-Mr. Brown caught his breath and stopped short; Madame,
-on her part, uttered a faint cry—was it of delight
-or of terror?—and would have dropped her candle had
-not the tutor caught it and placed it on a <i>console</i> that
-stood near.</p>
-
-<p>“Pardon, Madame!” he was beginning, when....</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Angus Dunbar! Angus, my beloved, my adored!”
-broke from Madame de Courvaux. “There is no need
-that either of us should ask for pardon.” Her blue eyes
-gleamed like sapphires, her still beautiful bosom heaved
-and panted, her lips smiled, though the great tears
-brimmed one by one over her underlids and chased down
-her pale cheeks. “We did what was right. The path of
-honor was never easy. You married, and I also, and all
-these years no news of you has reached me. But I understand
-now that you are dead, and bound no longer by
-the vows of earth, and that you have come, brave as of
-old, beautiful as of old, to tell me that you are free!”</p>
-
-<p>With an impulse never quite to be accounted for, Angus
-Dunbar, the younger, stepped forward and enclosed
-in his own warm, living grasp Madame’s trembling
-hands....</p>
-
-<p>“My name is Angus Dunbar, Madame,” he said, “but—but
-I believe you must be speaking of my uncle. He
-succeeded to the peerage twenty years ago; he is now
-Lord Hailhope, but he—he never married, though I believe
-he loved, very sincerely and devotedly, a lady
-whose portrait by Varolan hangs in the dining-room at
-Hailhope, just as it hangs in the library here at Charny
-les Bois.”</p>
-
-<p>“I—I do not understand.... How comes it that——”
-Madame hesitated piteously, her hands wringing
-each other, her great wistful eyes fixed upon the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[39]</span>
-splendid, stalwart figure of the young man. “You are
-so like.... And the costume——”</p>
-
-<p>“It is customary for Highland gentlemen to wear the
-kilt at social functions; and when I left Hailhope—or,
-rather, was turned out of doors, for my uncle disowned
-me when I refused to marry a girl who did not care for
-me, and who has since married to please herself—Gregor
-packed it in one of my kit cases. The cat is out of the
-bag as well as the kilt.... I came here as English
-tutor to your grandchildren, Madame, at the suggestion
-of an old friend, the Duke of Atholblair, to whom I told
-the story of the quarrel with my uncle.”</p>
-
-<p>Madame began to recover her courtly grace and self-possession.
-Her hands ceased to tremble in Dunbar’s
-clasp; she drew them away with a smile that was only a
-little fluttered.</p>
-
-<p>“And I took you for a ghost ... a <i>revenant</i>.... I
-was a little agitated.... I had been suffering from an
-attack of the nerves.... Monsieur will make allowances
-for a superstitious old woman. To-morrow, after
-breakfast, in the garden Monsieur will explain the whole
-story to me—how it came that Monsieur Dunbar, his
-uncle, now Lord Hailhope—ah, yes! there was a crippled
-elder brother of that title—disowned his nephew for refusing
-to give his hand to one he did not love.... I
-should have imagined—— Good-night, Monsieur!”</p>
-
-<p>In the garden, after breakfast, Angus Dunbar, no
-longer handicapped by the plebeian name of Brown, told
-his story to a sympathetic listener. Madame’s head was
-bent—perhaps her hearing was not so good as it had
-been when, more than forty years previously, Angus
-Dunbar, the elder, had whispered his secret in that delicate
-ear. But as footsteps sounded upon the terrace, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[40]</span>
-one of the fresh-faced, black-liveried footmen appeared,
-piloting a stranger, a tall, somewhat stern-featured, gray-moustached
-gentleman, she started and looked round. In
-the same moment the late Mr. Brown jumped up, over-setting
-his chair, the pugs barked, and——</p>
-
-<p>“I owed it to you to make the first move,” said Lord
-Hailhope, rather huskily, as the uncle and nephew
-grasped hands. “Forgive me, Angus, my dear boy!”</p>
-
-<p>“Lady Grisel has married the Presbyterian minister,
-sir, and we’re all going to be happy for ever after, like
-people in a fairy tale,” said Angus Dunbar. Then he
-turned to Madame de Courvaux, and bowed with his
-best grace. “Madame, permit me to present my uncle,
-Lord Hailhope, who I believe has had the honor of meeting
-you before!”</p>
-
-<p>And, being possessed of a degree of discretion quite
-proper and desirable in a tutor, Mr. Angus Dunbar
-moved away in the direction of a rose walk, down which
-Mademoiselle Lucie’s white gown had flitted a moment
-before, leaving the two old lovers looking in each other’s
-eyes.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[41]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">AN INDIAN BABY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">WHEN old Lovelace-Legge sank into a stertorous
-final coma which his lovely marble tombstone
-called by a much prettier name, and the blinds were
-drawn up after a decent interval, and a tremendous
-heraldic joke, furnished by Heralds’ College, was dismounted
-from over the front door, Mrs. Lovelace-Legge,
-after the requisite period of seclusion, took an exquisite
-little gem of a house in Sloane Street, furnished it to a
-marvel, and began, with discreetness, to enjoy herself.
-All her affairs flourished, her pet plans prospered, her
-gratifications were many, her disappointments nil; people
-began to call her “Lucky Lotta Legge.” She took
-her good fortune as her due.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps she feels she deserves something of Providence
-for putting up patiently with old Lovelace-Legge
-during those ten awful years,” said Lady Cranberry, her
-dearest friend, to another just a shade less dear, as they
-walked up Sloane Street one fine morning.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose he <i>was</i> awful?” hazarded the second-best
-beloved.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Cranberry crumpled her eyebrows. “He had a
-complexion like New Zealand meat,” she said. “Next
-time you walk up the King’s Road with Lotta, watch her
-as you pass a cheap butcher’s shop. She will wince and
-look the other way, and you may guess what she is
-thinking of, poor darling!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[42]</span>“She said to me once,” remarked the second-best one,
-“‘<i>I always fretted for children, but perhaps they were
-wisely withheld.</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>“I should think so,” consented Lady Cranberry.
-“When there is a chance of an infant’s coming into the
-world with three chins and a nose like Punch, to say
-nothing of bandy legs and patent shoes like bicycle gear
-cases——”</p>
-
-<p>The second-best reminded Lady Cranberry that children
-were not usually born with shoes.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, I meant feet,” said Lady Cranberry. “Feet
-of that size and flatness, too. And if there is the merest
-chance of a child’s coming into the world thus handicapped,
-it is infinitely better that the child should keep
-out of it. Here we are at Lotta’s door. Isn’t that cream
-enamel with the old Florentine copper-embossed knocker
-and bells too divine for anything? Great Heavens!”</p>
-
-<p>She had evidently received a shock, for she was paler
-than her powder, and as she clutched her companion’s
-arm her eyes were fixed in quite a ghastly stare.</p>
-
-<p>“Mercy!” the next best-beloved friend of the owner of
-the cream-white door with the Florentine copper work
-adjuncts exclaimed, “you saw something—what?”</p>
-
-<p>But Lady Cranberry, with more energy than her weak
-state seemed to warrant, had ascended Mrs. Lovelace-Legge’s
-brown doorsteps, and was plying the Florentine
-knocker. The servant who responded to the summons
-thought that Mrs. Lovelace-Legge was at home, but
-knew her to be profoundly engaged.</p>
-
-<p>“Take up the names. We will wait,” said Lady Cranberry.
-Then, as the respectful servant went upstairs, she
-drew her companion into the shelter of a little reposeful
-niche, in Liberty draperies and Indian carved wood,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[43]</span>
-where palms and things flourished in pots, and an object
-of familiar shape, in bamboo work, and newly freed
-from swathings of brown paper, stood upon a table. To
-this she pointed with a neatly gloved forefinger that
-trembled with emotion.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! Why,” cried the other, “it is <span class="allsmcap">A BABY’S CRADLE</span>!”</p>
-
-<p>“It was delivered,” said Lady Cranberry, “at this door
-as we came up. It cannot be for a doll: it is full-sized.
-What on earth can Lotta want with such a thing?”</p>
-
-<p>As she uttered these words the servant returned. His
-mistress begged the ladies to come upstairs. He delivered
-his message, and then, with well-trained gravity,
-lifted the compromising cradle and led the way upstairs.
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge did not purpose to receive her
-friends in the drawing-room, it appeared, or even on the
-floor above, where her bedroom and boudoir were situated.
-The ladies were conducted by their guide to regions
-more airy still; indeed, their progress knew no
-pause until they reached the highest landing. Here Lady
-Cranberry received another shock, for a gaily-painted
-wooden gate, newly hung, gave access to a space where
-a rocking-horse stood rampant in all the glory of bright
-paint and red leather trappings; and beyond, through an
-open door, shone a glimpse of an infantile Paradise, all
-rosebud dimity, blue ribbons, and brightness, in the midst
-of which moved Mrs. Lovelace-Legge radiant in a lawn
-apron with Valenciennes insertion, issuing directions to
-a head nurse of matronly proportions, an under-nurse of
-less discretionary years, and a young person dressed in
-blue baize, trimmed with red braid and buttons, whose
-functions were less determinable.</p>
-
-<p>“My dears!” Mrs. Lovelace-Legge fluttered to her
-friends and kissed them, and nothing save Lady Cranberry’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[44]</span>
-imperative need of an explanation kept that lady
-from swooning on the spot. “You find me all anyhow,”
-said Lotta, with beaming eyes. “But come—come and
-look.” She pioneered the way into the room beyond,
-with its Lilliputian fittings, its suggestive cosiness, its
-scent of violet powder and new flannel. “Do you think
-he will be happy here?” she asked, with a tender quasi-maternal
-quaver of delightful anticipation.</p>
-
-<p>“Who is—He?”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Cranberry hardly recognized her own voice, so
-transformed was it by the emotions she suppressed; but
-Mrs. Lovelace-Legge noticed nothing. “Who?” she
-echoed, and then laughed with moist, beaming eyes.
-“Who but the baby? Is it possible I haven’t told you?
-Or Lucy?” The second-best-beloved shook her head.
-“No. You see—the news of his coming was broken so
-suddenly that I was carried off my feet, and since then
-I’ve done nothing but engage nurses and buy baby
-things. This is Mrs. Porter”—she turned to the matronly
-person—“who will have entire charge of my pet—when
-he arrives; and this is Susan, her assistant. This”—she
-indicated the anomaly in blue baize and red braid—“is
-Miss Pilsener, from the Brompton Kindergarten. She
-is going to teach me how to open his little—<i>little</i> mind,
-and be everything to him from the very beginning!”</p>
-
-<p>“Won’t you open <i>our</i> little minds?” implored the second-best
-friend. “You know we are in a state of the
-darkest ignorance.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lovelace-Legge dismissed her attendants, and
-made her friends sit down on the nursery sofa, and sank
-into a low nursing-chair. She absently tried on an india-rubber
-apron as she spoke, and it was plain her heart
-was with the invisible infant. “Ask me questions,” she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[45]</span>
-said. “I don’t seem able to keep my thoughts concentrated
-on anything but—baby!”</p>
-
-<p>“You must understand, Lotta,” said Lady Cranberry,
-“that to find you in possession of”—she gulped—“a baby
-is a shock in itself to your most intimate friends. And
-in the name of your regard for Lucy, supposing myself
-to have no claim upon your confidence, I must ask you
-to explain how you come to be in possession of such a—such
-a thing? And to—to whom it belongs—and where
-it is coming from?”</p>
-
-<p>“I came into possession of baby through a dear
-friend,” explained Mrs. Lovelace-Legge. She added:
-“Perhaps you have heard of General Carabyne—Lieutenant-General
-Ranford Carabyne of the Ordnance Department,
-Calcutta?”</p>
-
-<p>Her friends replied simultaneously: “Never!”</p>
-
-<p>“He is the father of my child,” continued Mrs. Lovelace-Legge,
-“and, I am given to understand, a charming
-person!”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Cranberry’s lips moved soundlessly. She might
-have been breathing a prayer for patience.</p>
-
-<p>“The General,” went on Lotta, “married my old school-fellow,
-Julia Daubeny, in the spring of last year. He
-had already been married—in fact, had been twice a
-widower—when Julia met him at a Garrison Gymkhana.
-It was a case of love at first sight, and I gave Julia her
-trousseau as my wedding present. And now she is sending
-me home the General’s baby—the child of his last
-wife—as it cannot stand the climate, and she knows how
-I dote on little children.”</p>
-
-<p>“How old is this child?” queried Lady Cranberry.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lovelace-Legge produced a thin crackling envelope
-from her pocket, and unfolded Mrs. Carabyne’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[46]</span>
-letter. “Julia always writes without punctuation, and all
-her capitals are in the wrong places,” she said, apologizing
-for the hesitation with which she attacked the
-scrawled pages. “‘<i>I forgot to mention</i>,’” wrote Julia,
-“‘<i>that the General has one son quite a darling and a
-favorite with everybody. He was christened Dampierre.
-There is French blood on the mother’s side, but everybody
-calls him ‘Dumps.’ He has the sweetest nature
-and splendid teeth until about six months old——</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>“Incoherent, isn’t she, rather?” hinted Lady Cranberry.</p>
-
-<p>“‘<i>Six months old when he was thrown out of his bamboo-cart</i>’—Anglo-Indian
-for perambulator, I suppose—‘<i>thrown
-out of his bamboo-cart with a woman who had
-got hold of him at the time a most dreadful creature
-and sustained a severe concussion of the brain. You will
-gather by this that the poor dear is inclined to be more
-than a little child.</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>“Is not the sense of that rather—involved?”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lovelace-Legge held out the letter.</p>
-
-<p>“It is ‘child’ or else ‘wild,’” Lady Cranberry said,
-dropping her eyeglasses.</p>
-
-<p>“As if an infant of six months old could be called
-‘wild’!” giggled Mrs. Lovelace-Legge. She read on:</p>
-
-<p>“‘<i>Now the doctors have positively ordered him home,
-and we have not the least idea where to send him. In
-this dilemma I thought of you. The General shakes his
-head, but I have carried my point, and Dumps and his
-nurse sail by the “Ramjowrah” next Thursday, and when
-arrived in London will come straight to you. I have
-every faith in your goodness of heart, and know that poor
-dear Dumps could be placed in charge of no kinder<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[47]</span>
-friend. He is extremely affectionate—from pursuits
-which ruin many of the most promising young.</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>“Humph!” ejaculated the puzzled Lady Cranberry.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps Julia means tearing his clothes and sucking
-the paint off his toys?” suggested the second-best dearest
-friend.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lovelace-Legge read on: “‘<i>Men in India if you
-have read Rudyard Kipling I need not be more definite
-we shall look to your gentle influence to wean him.</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>“One thing at least is clear,” remarked Lady Cranberry.
-“The child is not yet weaned. As to your correspondent’s
-style, Lotta——” She said no more, but in
-her mind she harbored a most definite conviction that
-Julia Carabyne drank. “Eau de Cologne or red lavender,”
-she thought, “or pure, unadulterated cognac. I pity
-the General from my heart!”</p>
-
-<p>A few more confused and comma-less paragraphs, and
-the letter wound up.</p>
-
-<p>“You think I did right?” Mrs. Lovelace-Legge glanced
-round at her preparations. “But, indeed, I had no choice.
-How could any woman with a heart—and a nursery——”</p>
-
-<p>“Both unoccupied?” said Lady Cranberry.</p>
-
-<p>“Close her doors against a little sick baby, coming all
-the way from India in a nurse’s arms? The bare idea
-strikes one as horrible! Besides, the poor darling may
-arrive at any moment!” Mrs. Lovelace-Legge dried her
-pretty eyes with a fragment of gossamer cambric, and
-then—rat-tatter, tatter, <span class="allsmcap">TAT</span>! went the hall-door knocker.</p>
-
-<p>The three ladies started to their feet. Mrs. Lovelace-Legge
-rushed to the window.</p>
-
-<p>“Can it be?”</p>
-
-<p>“The baby—arrived?”...</p>
-
-<p>“It has! I see the top of a cab piled with luggage!”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[48]</span>
-cried Mrs. Lovelace-Legge, leaning eagerly from the
-nursery window. “I can make out the Harries Line label
-on the portmanteaux——”</p>
-
-<p>The second-best friend joined her at the casement.</p>
-
-<p>“One thing puzzles me,” she said, peering downward.
-“Would a child of that age travel with gun-cases and a
-bicycle?”</p>
-
-<p>“They may belong to a passenger friend who promised
-to see the dear child delivered safely into my hands. Ah,
-here is Simmons!”</p>
-
-<p>Simmons it was, with a salver and a card. He wore a
-peculiar, rather wild expression, and his countenance was
-flushed and somewhat swollen; perhaps with the effort of
-climbing so many stairs. All three ladies hurried to
-meet him.</p>
-
-<p>“He—it—the——”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>They</i> have arrived?” gasped little Mrs. Lovelace-Legge.</p>
-
-<p>Simmons bowed his head. His mistress could not
-speak. She took the card without looking at it, and
-turned away.</p>
-
-<p>“Show them up here!” commanded Lady Cranberry,
-sympathetically comprehending Lotta’s emotion.</p>
-
-<p>“And pay the cabman,” added the second-best friend.</p>
-
-<p>Left together, the three women broke out into anticipatory
-ejaculations:</p>
-
-<p>“The pet!”</p>
-
-<p>“The wumpsy!”</p>
-
-<p>“Will it be pretty?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I hope so! But even if it is not,” cried little Mrs.
-Lovelace-Legge, clasping her hands, “I feel that I shall
-love it. Ought we”—her eyebrows crumpled inquiringly—“ought<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[49]</span>
-we to give it a warm bath at once? Where is
-Nurse?”</p>
-
-<p>Nurse and her understrapper appeared on the scene
-with the young lady from the Kindergarten. Six eager
-feminine heads were projected over the balusters of the
-top landing as masculine footsteps creaked upon the
-staircase, and a tall young man, dressed in a rough
-yachting suit of blue serge, raised his eyes—a handsome
-and ingenuous pair—and blushed under the salvo of
-optical artillery which greeted his appearance. Behind
-him followed a grizzled, middle-aged person, evidently a
-soldier-servant in mufti.</p>
-
-<p>“I—I presume ...,” the young gentleman began, “I—I
-have the honor....”</p>
-
-<p>“I am Mrs. Lovelace-Legge,” cried the charming
-widow, craning forward, “and where—oh, where is the
-baby?”</p>
-
-<p>The young man turned pale. “The—the baby?”</p>
-
-<p>“Haven’t you brought it?” cried all the ladies.</p>
-
-<p>Tears welled up in Mrs. Lovelace-Legge’s lovely eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t tell me it is dead!” she gasped. “Oh, if that
-were true, how could I break the news to Julia and General
-Carabyne?”</p>
-
-<p>“Madam,” stammered the young gentleman, “I am
-the only son of General Carabyne—Dampierre Carabyne.”
-He blushed again. “People usually call me
-‘Dumps,’” he said, and broke off as all six women
-screamed at once:</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">You! You the baby!</span>”</p>
-
-<p>And the nurses flung their clean cambric aprons over
-their heads, and rushed in titters from the scene, as poor
-little Mrs. Lovelace-Legge went into screaming hysterics
-in the arms of her second-dearest friend.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[50]</span>“It is all a ridi—a ridiculous misunderstanding!”
-gasped Lady Cranberry, an hour later, as the recovered
-hostess, her friends, and her newly-arrived guest sat together
-in the drawing-room. “Let him see Mrs. Carabyne’s
-letter, Lotta. Perhaps he will be able to—— No!
-Better give it to me.” She mounted her gold eyeglasses
-upon her aquiline nose, and conned the Runic
-scroll a while. “We were misled,” she explained to the
-young man, “principally by a reference to your nurse.”</p>
-
-<p>“Molloy <i>is</i> my nurse,” explained Mr. Dampierre Carabyne.
-“He was one of the hospital orderlies at Calcutta,
-and looked after me when I was ill. And the Pater
-thought it best that he should valet me on the voyage,
-being a useful, experienced kind of man.”</p>
-
-<p>“As to this illness you speak of?” said Lady Cranberry.</p>
-
-<p>“It happened six months ago....”</p>
-
-<p>“Ago! I see a glimmer,” said Lady Cranberry.</p>
-
-<p>“When I was thrown out of a bamboo-cart in which I
-was driving a friend of mine—a very great friend.”</p>
-
-<p>Again the young man colored.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>The woman who had got hold of him</i>,” murmured
-Lady Cranberry to herself. “And ‘<i>more than a little
-child</i>’ means ‘<i>more than a little wild</i>.’ I should have
-seen <i>that</i> in his eye without a hint from Mrs. Carabyne.”</p>
-
-<p>Thus, bit by bit, the determined lady translated Julia’s
-letter, which ran as follows:</p>
-
-<p>“He was christened Dampierre (there is French blood
-on the mother’s side); but everybody calls him ‘Dumps.’
-He has the sweetest nature, and splendid health until six
-months ago, when he was thrown out of his bamboo-cart
-with a woman who had got hold of him at the time—a
-most dreadful creature—and sustained a severe concussion<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[51]</span>
-of the brain. (You will gather by this that the poor
-dear is inclined to be more than a little wild.) Now the
-doctors have positively ordered him home, and we have
-not the least idea where to send him. In this dilemma
-I thought of you. The General shakes his head, but I
-have carried my point, and Dumps and his nurse sail by
-the <i>Ramjowrah</i> next Thursday, and when arrived in London
-will come straight to you. I have every faith in
-your goodness of heart, and know that poor dear Dumps
-could be placed in charge of no kinder friend.... He
-is extremely affectionate.... From pursuits which ruin
-many of the most promising young men in India (if you
-have read Rudyard Kipling I need not be more definite)
-we look to your gentle influence to wean him.”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Cranberry took off her <i>pince-nez</i> and refolded
-the letter. As she did so she glanced toward the snug
-nook by the fireplace, where the pretty widow, entrenched
-behind the barricade of her afternoon tea-table, was
-making but a feeble show of resistance to the raking fire
-of Dumps’s handsome eyes. In such a mood such a
-woman as Lady Cranberry shares a corner of the mantle
-of the Prophets. It occurred to her that the infantile
-Paradise upstairs might not, if all went merrily as marriage
-bells, remain so very long untenanted.</p>
-
-<p>And, indeed, at the expiration of a twelvemonth from
-that date Mrs. Dampierre Carabyne——</p>
-
-<p>Please see the left-hand top corner reserved in the
-morning papers for these delicate and personal intimations.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[52]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">YVONNE</h2>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">In Two Parts</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">A MILE or so north of the fishy little Breton harbor
-town of Paimpol, the hamlet of Pors Lanec is represented
-by a scattered cluster of low-pitched, straggling
-cottages built of gray granite boulders splashed with yellow
-lichen, their thatch of furze and reeds or broom-bush
-secured by lashings of rope, and heavy flagstones
-from the fierce assaults of the western gales. One in
-especial stands on an incline trending toward the beach,
-below the level of the Paimpol road. Its rear wall is
-formed by a low cliff against which it has been built,
-and which, rearing some twenty feet above the level of
-its shaggy brown roof, and throwing out a natural buttress
-toward the sea, protects the poor dwelling from the
-icy northern winds. Three uneven steps, worn by the
-feet of generations of fisher-dwellers, lead to the door,
-whose inner latch is lifted by a length of rope-yarn,
-reeved through a hole. On each side of the door a window
-has been hollowed out in the solid masonry of the
-wall, and roughly glazed; and beneath the rude slate
-ledge of each is a weather-beaten bench of drift-oak,
-blackened by age and usage. The door standing open
-gives a glimpse of the usual Breton interior, bunches of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[53]</span>
-dried herbs, nets, and baskets depending from the blackened
-rafters, carved sleeping-bunks set about the walls,
-a few quaint pewter and copper flagons hanging on pegs
-driven into the chimney, and reflecting the leaping blaze
-of the pine and beechwood branches burning on the
-hearth.</p>
-
-<p>I do not know who lives in Mademoiselle Yvonne’s
-cottage now, but a year ago the western gale was churning
-the gray sea into futile anger, and thrashing the
-stunted bushes into a more bending shape. The sky was
-somber as the sea, with eastward-hurrying drifts of slaty
-cirrus, which separated to reveal pale, sun-washed sky-spaces,
-and closed again, making the gloom seem deeper
-than before.</p>
-
-<p>It was the eighth of December, the Feast of the
-Immaculate Conception—the day of the Pardon des Islandais—and
-the morning Angelus was ringing from the
-storm-beaten little chapel on the heights above, where
-nosegays of artificial flowers and strings of shells adorned
-the image of Our Lady of Good Help, and white-capped
-women, and rugged-faced, long-haired men knelt, rapt
-and serious, on the sandy stone pavement. Others were
-hurrying into Paimpol, where the streets were decorated
-with white sheets bordered with holly and ivy leaves in
-readiness for the procession. And a fine, icy rain was
-driving before the wind, and Yvonne’s tables and chairs
-stood out of doors while their owner beat and scrubbed
-them vigorously with a birch-broom dipped in soap-suds.</p>
-
-<p>“She works upon the <i>fête</i> day, yes; but for all that she
-is no heretic, the poor Yvonne,” a passer-by explained to
-a companion—a stranger who showed surprise at the
-unusual spectacle. “All days are alike to her—and Our
-Lady understands.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[54]</span>The speaker, a brown-faced, vigorous woman of fifty,
-paused on the pathway, littered with brown trails of
-slippery seaweed, and cried:</p>
-
-<p>“Hey! So you’re not going with us to Paimpol,
-Mademoiselle Yvonne?”</p>
-
-<p>Mademoiselle Yvonne ceased flogging her table, and
-turned her face toward the questioner. It was a full,
-straight-featured, rather massive face, framed in the
-shell-fluted cap worn by unmarried women. The brows
-were broad, and from under the straight eyebrows looked
-a pair of eyes that were blue and clear and candid as
-those of the little boy who clung to the skirts of the
-woman who addressed her. As she drew herself up, resting
-on her birch-broom, it might be seen that she was
-tall and deep-chested and broad-bosomed, and that the
-massive plaits of hair coiled upon her temples were gray.</p>
-
-<p>“Going to Paimpol! Sure, it is impossible,” said
-Mademoiselle Yvonne. “There is so much to do getting
-the house ready.” A rich deep color flushed her cheeks,
-staining her temples and tinting her full throat to the
-edge of her bodice. “When one is to be married, Madame
-understands——”</p>
-
-<p>“So then! You have heard?” cried the neighbor with
-an elaborate pantomime of delight at the good news.
-“You have had a letter from Iceland at last?”</p>
-
-<p>The clear blue eyes looked troubled for a moment.</p>
-
-<p>“No. Not that,” said Mademoiselle Yvonne. “Not
-precisely a letter, but I have made out why the <i>Marie au
-Secours</i> delays so long. You see, they must have had a
-great catch at the cod-fisheries, and, being a man of
-brains, my Yann set out to make the most of his good
-luck. So the <i>Marie au Secours</i> will have merely touched
-at Paimpol, and then sailed down to the Gulf of Gascony,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[55]</span>
-where fish fetch high prices, or even to the Sandy Isles.”
-One of her massive plaits, released by her vigorous
-movements from the confining pin, uncoiled and fell
-below her waist. “That is how it will have been, Madame
-Pilot!” exclaimed Yvonne, smiling and coiling up the
-beautiful hair.</p>
-
-<p>“Without doubt, that is how it will have been!”
-assented the other.</p>
-
-<p>She drove her stout elbow into the ribs of the woman
-who had whispered to her. “Not so loud! We people of
-the coast have sharper ears than you folks from inland.”</p>
-
-<p>“When did he sail?”</p>
-
-<p>“Twenty years ago, when she was eighteen, and all
-that gray hair gold.”</p>
-
-<p>“Pfui! There was a blast!”</p>
-
-<p>“We shall have to pick the wind’s bones all the way to
-Paimpol. So good-day, Mademoiselle.... Gaos, run
-and bid Mademoiselle Yvonne good-day.”</p>
-
-<p>Madame Pilot nudged the other woman again, as
-much as to say: “Watch her with the child!”</p>
-
-<p>Gaos obediently quitted his mother’s skirts, and
-Yvonne knelt down to kiss him. She whispered in the
-child’s ear coaxingly, and, as he hesitated, watched the
-innocent lips as though her fate in some inexplicable way
-hung upon their utterance.</p>
-
-<p>“She always tries to get him to say it, and he never
-will!” said Madame Pilot under her breath.</p>
-
-<p>“What?” mouthed the inland woman, with round, interested
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>The child spoke at that moment loudly and clearly.</p>
-
-<p>“He will come back to-day!”</p>
-
-<p>“Lord above! if he hasn’t said it!” cried Madame<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[56]</span>
-Pilot, and crossed herself under her ample cloak as the
-boy came running to her.</p>
-
-<p>She caught his hand, and clattered on in her heavy
-wooden shoes, fighting her way resolutely against the
-wind, followed more slowly by the gaping inlander.</p>
-
-<p>“You rogue! You little villain!” she cried to the child
-she dragged. “What made you say it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Be-be-cause—bub—bub—boo—because it’s true!”
-roared Gaos, through angry sobs.</p>
-
-<p>His mother, with a hasty invocation of her patron
-saint, dropped his hand, stopped where the beach-pathway
-merged in the Paimpol road, and looked back.
-Mademoiselle Yvonne was nowhere to be seen at first,
-but presently her figure mounted into view climbing the
-pathway to the chapel.</p>
-
-<p>“She has gone to burn a candle for her good news,”
-said Madame Pilot. “Now which have I for a son ...
-a liar or a prophet? If one were to mistake and smack
-the prophet, it’s enough to bring a judgment down....”
-She shook her head mournfully. “But it is to be
-prayed for, all the same, that that great rogue Yann may
-never come wheedling back. Drowned, did you suppose?
-Dead? Not a bit of it!... He’s living on the fat of
-the land in Ploubazou, where he landed his last cargo of
-fish nineteen years ago, married a tavern-keeper’s daughter,
-and set up a sailor’s drinking-house himself; ‘The
-Chinese Cider Cellars,’ they call it. May Heaven punish
-such vagabonds!” panted Madame Pilot. “As for us in
-Pors Lanec, we’re peace-lovers and law-abiders, but there
-are stones and cudgels waiting for Monsieur Yann Tregnier
-whenever he shows his nose here.”</p>
-
-<p>Madame Pilot stopped, as a broad-shouldered young
-man in a sailor’s cap and pilot-cloth jacket came tramping<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[57]</span>
-toward her along the puddly Paimpol road, whistling
-a cheerful tune. He wore thick town-made brogues instead
-of wooden <i>sabots</i>, and saluted the women in the
-country fashion, though to him personally they were
-unknown, and passed by, leaving the mother of the possible
-prophet staring; for he was known to her as the
-son of the Ploubazou tavern-keeper Yann Tregnier,
-christened Jean-Marie after his mother’s father. He was
-a well-looking, sturdy young fellow of eighteen, who
-had always hankered to join the Icelanders, as the cod-trawlers
-are called, and sail with the yearly fleet on the
-last day of February for the big, dangerous fisheries in
-the icy regions where the summers have no night. But
-Yann, his father, would not hear of it, and Jean-Marie
-had been apprenticed to a cooper in Paimpol. He had
-grumbled, but his fate appeared less hard now that he
-was in love with Gaud. Gaud lived with an aunt in the
-village of Pors Lanec, a place Jean-Marie knew as yet
-only by hearsay, since her parents lived in Paimpol, and
-she had met her lover while upon a visit to them. Pors
-Lanec lay by the beach a mile or two from Paimpol,
-Gaud had told him. The cottage was built against a
-great rock, the doorstep was the beach, and the sea the
-duck-pond before the door; he could not fail to recognize
-the place, Gaud had described it so clearly.</p>
-
-<p>Gaud was a little delicate creature, with hair of burning
-gold hidden under her shell cap, and great violet-gray
-eyes, full of possible adoration for any likely young
-fellow who should come wooing to Pors Lanec, and the
-likely young fellow had come along in the person of
-Jean-Marie. And he had won her promise, and meant
-to marry her and settle down to the cooper’s trade in
-earnest. True, the girl was without a dower, and his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[58]</span>
-father, with whom he had had a talk at Ploubazou last
-Sunday, had pulled a long lip at that piece of information,
-and he had said to the old man straight out:
-“Either I get Gaud or go to sea!”</p>
-
-<p>“Either I get Gaud—or go to sea!” Jean-Marie repeated
-now in the most deep and manly voice he had at
-command. For the cottage built against the cliff had
-come in sight, a dwelling so weather-worn and lichen-stained
-that it might have been an excrescence upon the
-side of the rock that sheltered it. “Either I get Gaud....”
-Jean-Marie squared his shoulders, and marched
-down upon the cottage where Gaud lived. As his firm
-footsteps crossed the plateau of sandy rock that lay before
-the cottage door he heard a cry from within, and
-before he could lift a hand to the rope-yarn of the latch,
-the door was pulled violently back, thrown open, and a
-woman fell upon his breast with a sobbing shriek of joy.</p>
-
-<p>“Yann! Oh, my beloved, at last!”</p>
-
-<p>“Madame!” he stuttered.</p>
-
-<p>“Our Lady sent me word you would return to-day, and
-even as I was upon my way to thank her for such grace,
-I turned back thinking. ‘If he should come and miss
-me!’”</p>
-
-<p>The wind blew shrilly; the sky grew black with storm.
-Jean-Marie’s cheek was wet with rain or the woman’s
-tears. He was conscious of a dizziness. It was as though
-a web of some strange tissue were weaving in the chambers
-of his brain, and the pattern grew more and more
-familiar. The arms that clasped him were not those of
-a stranger; the heart that throbbed upon his own had
-rested there before. Even the cottage interior shown
-through the low doorway was familiar, and the oaken<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[59]</span>
-benches to right and left, had he not carved his name
-on one of them, his and another’s?</p>
-
-<p>But even as these strange questions awakened in the
-mind of the young man, he was thrust violently back,
-and Yvonne was gazing, with still streaming eyes, at the
-face of a stranger, while, partly hidden by the tall figure
-of her aunt, appeared the little shrinking figure of
-Mademoiselle Gaud!</p>
-
-<p>“Who is it?” asked Yvonne dully, without removing
-her eyes from that unknown face of the man whose step
-was like Yann’s.</p>
-
-<p>“I—I believe—I think—’tis Monsieur Jean-Marie,”
-panted Gaud. “Sweet St. Agnes!” she prayed inwardly
-to her patron saint, “make her not ask me his other
-name! If she does I am sure I shall lie and say I do
-not know; so, sweetest St. Agnes, preserve me from sinning!”
-Next moment she breathed freely, for Yvonne
-stepped aside, leaving the threshold free to the stranger.</p>
-
-<p>“Ask of his business, little one!” she said, without
-looking at Gaud, “and let him know that he was mistaken
-for one who has a right to be welcomed with open
-arms.”</p>
-
-<p>She had a black woollen cloak loosely thrown about
-her shoulders. She sat down upon the seat to the right
-of the door, her elbow on her knee, her chin upon her
-hand, the dark folds half concealing the noble outlines of
-her form, her eyes fixed upon the most distant turn in
-the Paimpol road.</p>
-
-<p>Jean-Marie was at liberty to proceed with his courting;
-Yvonne seemed to hear and see him no longer. Only
-as the lover grew gayer, and the clear laugh of Gaud
-sounded in unison with his, a quiver passed over the
-face of Yvonne. At twelve o’clock, when the dinner was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[60]</span>
-ready, Gaud came dutifully to tell her. She only shook
-her head, and the midday meal of salt fish, potatoes, and
-cider was shared by the lovers.</p>
-
-<p>When the dishes were washed, Jean-Marie proposed a
-stroll to the chapel on the cliff. Gaud, her pale cheeks
-tipped with a little crimson, like the leaves of a daisy,
-came to ask Yvonne’s permission.</p>
-
-<p>“My mother allowed him to visit us in Paimpol,” she
-said meekly, flushing deeper as she remembered that she
-had introduced him as Monsieur Jean-Marie, the cooper’s
-apprentice, and that her mother knew nothing of his relationship
-to the man who had used her Aunt Yvonne so
-wickedly. Through the crystal of Gaud’s nature ran a
-little streak of deceptiveness. Like all weak things, she
-could be cunning where her love or her interest was concerned,
-and what did it matter what Jean-Marie’s father
-had done? she argued. He was not Jean-Marie. So she
-and her sweetheart set out upon their walk, keeping a
-decorous distance of at least six feet between them, and
-swinging unoccupied hands that, when the path grew
-narrow, would meet and cling. And Yvonne saw two
-figures appear in the distance upon the Paimpol road,
-neither of which caused her any emotion. Monsieur
-Blandon, the Paimpol doctor, was hirpling out upon his
-old white mare, to visit some of his Pors Lanec patients;
-half an hour must elapse before he could dismount at
-Yvonne’s door, the mare was so old and the road so
-stony. She looked away, far out to sea, and watched a
-tossing white sail upon the inky horizon, and with the
-instinct of one bred by the sea knew that there would
-be weather yet more stormy, for the seagulls and kittiwakes
-were hurrying inland. Then a heavy pair of
-wooden shoes clacked over the stones, and a vinous voice<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[61]</span>
-gave her “good-day.” It was one Piggou Moan, once a
-smart young fisherman and avowed rival of Yann, now
-the smuggler, the loafer, the drunkard of the hamlet.</p>
-
-<p>“A drop o’ cider, Mademoiselle Yvonne, for old friendship’s
-sake and charity,” begged the toper. Yvonne
-scarcely looked at him, but made a slight motion of her
-hand toward the cottage door. With a slobbered blessing,
-red-nosed, ragged Piggou lurched in, lucky in the
-absence of Gaud, who would have found enough courage,
-at need, to have driven him forth with a broomstick. He
-reached a copper flagon from its peg, and went as if by
-instinct to the cider-cask that stood by the great, carved
-clothes-press. Minutes passed, and Piggou came out,
-brighter of eye if redder of nose than when he entered,
-wiping his dripping beard on his ragged sleeve.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s long since you and Piggou had a crack together,
-Mademoiselle Yvonne—years it is, and years! I’m not
-as fine a fellow as I used to be, though you’re a comely
-figure of a woman still. Excuse the freedom, Mademoiselle!...”</p>
-
-<p>She looked at the drunkard with cold dislike, and
-moved toward the farther end of the bench as his
-liquored breath and flaming face came near her.</p>
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Piggou took the movement of Yvonne toward the end
-of the bench as an invitation, and sat down, as the
-doctor, hidden by a bend in the road, hirpled nearer on
-his old white mare.</p>
-
-<p>“I bear no malice,” the toper went on, “though, I take
-the saints to witness, what I am I owe to you, Mademoiselle<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[62]</span>
-Yvonne—for being so handsome and so proud, for
-giving me the back of your hand, and the whole of your
-heart to Monsieur Yann Tregnier, who went away with
-it and never came back.”</p>
-
-<p>“He is coming back!” said Yvonne quietly, her eyes
-upon the most distant turn of the Paimpol road.</p>
-
-<p>Piggou chuckled drunkenly.</p>
-
-<p>“So you’ve said, Mademoiselle, for twenty years, since
-the <i>Marie au Secours</i> sailed for Iceland, Captain Yann
-aboard her.”</p>
-
-<p>She repeated: “He is coming back to-night!”</p>
-
-<p>Piggou leered drunkenly.</p>
-
-<p>“Come, my old gossip, my handsome Yvonne, don’t
-play the fool with Daddy Piggou. You’re not so cracked
-as you pretend to be, d’ye comprehend me? You know
-this waiting game’s a farce. He, your Yann, won’t come
-back; not because he’s dead, but because he’s alive.
-Alive and married to Louet Kergueven, that he had an
-eye on because of her dad’s money; and they’ve as many
-children as peas in a pod—the eldest as fine a lad of
-eighteen as ever trod in his father’s footsteps all the
-ways to Pors Lanec. Didn’t I see him just now with that
-little white cat, Mademoiselle Gaud....”</p>
-
-<p>The rest was strangled in the drunkard’s throat as
-upon the whitewashed wall behind him fell the stout
-shadow of Dr. Blandon, and the serviceable horn handle
-of an old-fashioned hunting-crop wielded by an arm still
-muscular hooked itself in Piggou’s cravat and plucked
-him from his seat. He sprawled, spluttering oaths.</p>
-
-<p>“Begone, rascal! and if I ever hear of your trying this
-again, I’ll poison you next time I catch you in hospital,”
-foamed the doctor.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[63]</span>“Why shouldn’t one tell the truth and shame the
-devil!” grunted Piggou.</p>
-
-<p>“Would you like me to tell Messieurs les Douaniers at
-the Paimpol Quay House the truth about those fine cod
-you were carrying when I met you last month on the
-road to Ploubazou? Ten whopping fellows, each with a
-box of prime Habanas in his gullet, and every box
-wrapped round in Spanish lace?... Be off with you!”
-And, assisted by some additional impetus from the toe
-of the doctor’s riding-boot, Piggou scrambled to his feet
-and clattered away.</p>
-
-<p>Yvonne had not stirred while this little scene was
-in action. Her elbow on her knee, her chin upon her
-hand, she sat and watched that distant bend in the Paimpol
-road as she had watched it, to quote Madame Pilot,
-“when all that hair was gold.” Now she turned toward
-the doctor, who was her good friend.</p>
-
-<p>“That is done with,” Monsieur Blandon pointed to the
-ragged figure of the receding Piggou. “He knows what
-he will get if he troubles you with his rubbish again.
-And how is the heart, Mademoiselle? Those drops I left
-last time.... You take them?”</p>
-
-<p>“I take them; but,” said Yvonne, her quiet eyes upon
-the road, “they make my heart beat.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s what they are for, Mademoiselle.”</p>
-
-<p>“They make my heart beat,” she said, “until night
-and day, day and night, the beating seems like the sound
-of footsteps coming to me along the road. Nearer and
-nearer—louder and louder. Then they grow hesitating,
-irregular, and stop. Stop, and then go back. And as
-they become fainter in the distance, I seem to grow more
-quiet and more cold.”</p>
-
-<p>Said the doctor, possessing himself of Yvonne’s wrist<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[64]</span>
-and watching her as he counted the pulse-beats as intently
-as she watched the road:</p>
-
-<p>“They are footsteps of one you know, Mademoiselle?”</p>
-
-<p>She turned on him those startlingly blue and brilliant
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Surely.... They are his!”</p>
-
-<p>The doctor had often met a tall man muffled in a great
-country cape of frieze walking on the Paimpol road.
-They had never exchanged words, scarcely even looks,
-but the brass buttons in the back of Blandon’s old riding-coat
-were eyes, and he had observed how the walker
-turned back before reaching that last bend from which
-the cottage could be plainly seen.</p>
-
-<p>“His evil conscience keeps him restless—or he loves
-her still, though he bartered her love for a tavern and a
-scolding wife,” the Doctor thought, noting, without seeming
-to do so, the changes time had made in the bold,
-handsome face and giant frame of Captain Yann Tregnier,
-late of the <i>Maria au Secours</i>, now landlord of the
-Chinese Cider Cellars at Ploubazou. “But to set foot in
-Pors Lanec he will not dare. The men and women would
-rise up and stone him out of the village.”</p>
-
-<p>And Monsieur Blandon bade Yvonne adieu, and turned
-up his collar and got upon his shambling old white horse
-to ride back to Paimpol.</p>
-
-<p>Yvonne sat where he had left her. The early winter
-evening was closing in. The wind had fallen, and the sea
-had gone down; only it breathed from time to time like a
-sleeping monster of the diluvian age. Through the black
-curtains of the sky some pale stars looked forth, and
-white spectral clouds, in shapes appalling to the sense,
-pursued a flying moon. The lovers had not returned, the
-hearth-fire was dying out. Guessing at this, Yvonne<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[65]</span>
-bestirred herself to go within and feed it with fresh
-branches. The fading flame wakened again; she turned
-toward the door, and as she did so the step for which
-she had waited twenty years crashed over the gravel,
-sounded on the stone plateau before the cottage, and the
-figure of a man—massive, almost a giant in height and
-breadth, his great proportions increased in bulk by a
-heavy cape of the country frieze—filled up the doorway.</p>
-
-<p>It had come—the moment for which she had waited
-through the years. She did not scream and fall upon his
-neck; he made no movement toward her. Only he pulled
-his rough cap from his head with a deference that had
-awe in it, and fear, and his heavy black curls, grizzled
-now, fell over the brow that was lined and rugged, and
-the eyes that were no longer bright with youth and hope,
-but bleared with a dull, sordid life and much strong
-drink, and the hopeless outlook on a life that was bare
-of all joy.</p>
-
-<p>“Yann! My love ... Yann! You have come back
-to me at last!”</p>
-
-<p>The words were not uttered in a cry, but almost whispered.
-As the light of love and joy kindled in her eyes
-she became young once more. Her arms swept out to
-clasp him and found him not, for he had sunk down upon
-his knees; but he clutched her apron and drew her to
-him, and broke into hoarse, uncouth weeping, his head
-hidden against her, his arms clasping her, her love and
-pity overshadowing him like an angel’s wings.</p>
-
-<p>“He weeps for joy!” she thought, whereas he wept for
-shame; but had she known the truth she would still have
-comforted him. After a while he grew calmer, and they
-went out together into a night suddenly become beautiful
-and glorious with stars—or it seemed so to Yvonne—and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[66]</span>
-sat together on the bench beneath the window, cheek to
-cheek and arms entwined, and she poured out her brimming
-heart to him. How she had waited, she told.
-Patiently, hoping always, loving him always, never despairing,
-sure of his return. Had he been dead she
-would have known it. But in the absence of the warning
-that never fails to come—the midnight wail beneath
-the window, the midnight knock upon the door or
-window-pane, given by no hand of mortal flesh—she had
-remained quite certain that he was alive. Had she not
-been right in guessing that the <i>Marie au Secours</i> had
-only touched at Paimpol and sailed down into the Gulf
-of Gascony, or even to Bayonne, to sell her cargo of salt
-cod?</p>
-
-<p>“Ay. ’Twas as you thought, Yvonne!” he answered.</p>
-
-<p>“And you sold well?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ay!” he answered again. Truly, he had sold well,
-more than his fish. Honor and love, both had gone into
-the scales against the dowry of the tavern-keeper’s scolding
-wife, a houseful of children—a sordid existence
-flavored with the fumes of stale drink and stale tobacco,
-a few bags of dirty five-franc pieces stowed away in a
-safe hiding-place, for the Breton is a hoarder by instinct,
-and distrusts the Bank of France: for these rags and
-fardels he had bartered Yvonne. He was dully conscious
-of such thoughts as these even as he was conscious of
-the joy of being near her. Coarse-fibered as he was, this,
-the one pure passion of his life, revived in all its old
-strength at the clasp of Yvonne’s hands and the meeting
-of their eyes. He began to believe that the desire to
-be near her once more again had brought him to Pors
-Lanec. Perhaps he was right, but the motive, he had
-admitted to himself, was mean and sordid. He wished<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[67]</span>
-to bring about a rupture between Jean-Marie and Gaud.
-The girl was penniless; Jean-Marie a love-sick young
-fool. Besides, his wife would never consent to a union
-of their families; she had never ceased to be jealous of
-the sweetheart to whom Yann had played false. “You
-threw her over for my money, rogue that you are!” she
-would say to him, when red wine dashed with cider had
-made her quarrelsome.</p>
-
-<p>The night drew on. Drifting clouds no longer obscured
-the faces of the stars; the December night might,
-for mildness, have been May, or so it seemed to Yann
-and to Yvonne. There was a fragrance in the air like
-hawthorn, and the shrill chirping of a cricket rose from
-the glowing hearth in the darkened room behind them.</p>
-
-<p>The lovers found few words to utter, but their silence
-was eloquent; the air they breathed in unison seemed the
-revivifying essence of joyous life. Yann yielded to the
-exquisite intoxication. In the glamour of that meeting he
-was young again, clean of heart and soul, looking forward
-to their wedding day with the eagerness of a true
-lover. He found himself replying in low, eager tones to
-Yvonne’s questions.... No, he would not sail for Iceland
-in February as a bachelor; they must get married
-before the Blessing of the Boats. The official papers
-must be filled and signed, the banns put up ... there
-would be a honeymoon for Yann and Yvonne before the
-<i>Marie au Secours</i> (poor old vessel, long ago cast up in
-driftwood on the shores of Iceland) should set sail.</p>
-
-<p>“Ay, indeed, my love, we have waited long enough!”
-he said.</p>
-
-<p>Yvonne laughed, a low melodious laugh of happiness,
-and owned that the wedding dress, handsomely made and
-trimmed with broad bands of velvet, just as he liked best—had<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[68]</span>
-been ready a long time. She took him back to her
-pure heart, without a word, without a question....
-He had been long in coming, but he had come at last,
-and she was utterly content. He drew her into his strong
-embrace, and she laid her head on his great shoulder with
-the sigh of a child that is weary with too much bliss. His
-arm encircled her; both her hands, clasped together,
-rested in his large palm. Sleep came to her, and peace;
-even the breath that at first had fluttered fitfully beneath
-his cheek could be felt no more. And the night
-wore on apace, and the glamour fell from him, little by
-little, and he was again the landlord of the Chinese
-Cider Cellars, with a scolding wife, and an obstinate
-whelp of a son, mad to marry a penniless little draggle-tail.
-Ay, he could speak now, and he would! He unwound
-his arm from the waist of Yvonne and withdrew
-the support of his rough palm from her clasped hands,
-and as he did so a long faint sigh escaped her and her
-head fell back against the whitewashed wall. Ay, he
-could speak, and did!</p>
-
-<p>“Lord knows what nonsense we have been talking,
-you and me.... Something bewitched me.... The
-fine night or the sight of the old place. In truth, Yvonne,
-you know as well as I do that I’m a married man; that
-cat must ha’ got out of the bag long ago. And hearing
-that you never would believe I’d played fast and loose
-with ye made me a bit shamefaced, hence we never have
-clapped eyes on one another until now, Yvonne. Though
-my young cub has been hanging about here after the girl
-Gaud—threatening me with going to sea if she’s denied
-him—and seeing as she hasn’t a sou of dowry, I look to
-you to stop that foolery. For my good woman at home....<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[69]</span>
-I’ll own her a bit of a Tartar, and, to tell ye the
-truth, Yvonne——”</p>
-
-<p>“Father!” said Jean-Marie, stepping forward out of
-the darkness, the dimly-seen, shrinking figure of Gaud
-behind him.</p>
-
-<p>Yann rose up, threatening and formidable, his clenched
-fist ready to strike. Gaud cried out in fear; but Yvonne,
-the silvery moonlight filling the hollows of her quiet eyes
-and resting in the curves of her white cheeks, and kissing
-her closed, patient lips into the semblance of a smile,
-never stirred. The night wind played with a little lock
-of hair escaping from the edge of her shell-fluted cap, and
-her bosom neither rose nor fell.</p>
-
-<p>“Pretty goings on.... Look here, you cub!” Yann
-was beginning, but his son’s eyes looked past his at the
-placid face of the sleeper on the bench, and the fear and
-awe in them were not inspired by his father. Yann
-looked round then, and a hoarse cry broke from him.</p>
-
-<p>“Speak to her,” whispered Jean-Marie, and Gaud
-tremblingly touched Yvonne’s clasped hands. They were
-cold as the smiling lips and the sealed eyes on which
-rested the white peace that is the kiss of Death.</p>
-
-<p>The cricket chirped within the cottage, and the deep
-slumbrous breathing of the sea came from beyond a curtain
-of chill white mist. Yvonne’s long time of waiting
-had ended at last.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[70]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE DELUSION OF MRS. DONOHOE</h2>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">In Two Parts</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">IT was in the spring of 19— that the Dapple Grays
-returned from South Africa, covered with wounds,
-glory, boils, and khaki, this last presenting many solutions
-of continuity. One finds the arrival of H. M.
-troopship <i>Paradise</i> at Porthampton Dockyard referred
-to in the newspapers bearing the date of that occurrence
-as an event calculated to awaken emotions of gratitude
-and enthusiasm in the bosom of every Briton. An illuminated
-address was presented to the Chief by the
-Mayor and Corporation of the borough, and the Dapple
-Grays were subsequently entertained, the Colonel and
-officers to a banquet, and the rank and file to a blowout.</p>
-
-<p>“You return to us, Captain,” the Mayor is reported to
-have said in a complimentary rider addressed to the
-commanding officer of the <i>Paradise</i>, “with a freight of
-heroes.”</p>
-
-<p>“A freight of devils, sir!” the Captain remarked in
-loud-toned confidence to the neighbor on his left. “If
-the Admiralty had any sense of humor—or any sense of
-fitness, by George!—the name of the ship would have
-been changed before we sailed. But the <i>Paradise</i> has<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[71]</span>
-seemed almost like one, sir, since we disembarked ’em,
-and that’s a fact. What’s the next toast on the list, did
-you ask? ‘The united healths of the two regimental
-V. C.’s, Captain the Hon. Gerald Garthside and Private
-Dancey Juxon.’”</p>
-
-<p>“What were the special acts of gallantry, do you—ah!—happen
-to—ah!—remember?” asked the Captain’s left-hand
-neighbor (a pompous local magnate), “for which
-the Cross has been—ah!—conferred?”</p>
-
-<p>“Usual thing. Garthside—that’s Garthside, on the
-Mayor’s left hand, trying to look modest, and succeedin’
-uncommon badly—Garthside rode from Mealiekloof to
-Blitzfontein with despatches for the Brigadier, peppered
-by Cronje’s outposts from overlooking ground nearly the
-whole distance. Juxon was cut off while out on scout
-with a detachment, and got away from twenty Boers with
-his officer on the crupper. Young Bogle, next-of-kin to
-Lord Baverstone, died before Juxon got back to the regiment,
-chipped in too many places for recovery! Better
-off if he’d been left behind, do you say? Probably—probably.
-But Juxon has the V. C., and they’re bringin’
-him in to hear his health proposed.... Fine-lookin’
-young Tommy, isn’t he? Looks quiet and well-behaved,
-you think? Ah, you ought to have been with us on the
-voyage from the Cape. The evil genius of the lower
-troop-deck, and that’s facts. Ringleader in every act
-of insubordination, up to all sorts of devilment, a black
-sheep, sir, a black—hip, hip, hurray! For he’s a
-jolly——”</p>
-
-<p>“And so,” said the Colonel of the Dapple Grays to his
-Senior Major, a few weeks later, when the regiment had
-shaken down in its old barracks at Studminster; when its
-feminine complement had rejoined it; when wives once<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[72]</span>
-more “upon the strength” were washing the tattered
-remains of shirts which had seen more service than soap-suds,
-and husbands were employing eloquence in the
-effort to convince civilian visitors to the canteen that,
-despite the solemn warning recently issued from the most
-authoritative quarters, to treat the newly-convalescent
-enteric patient to beer or ardent spirits is to accelerate
-and not to retard his return to perfect health—— “And
-so it’s a settled thing, the engagement between your little
-girl and Garthside? Affair not jumped up in a hurry?
-Began a year before the regiment was ordered to the
-Front? Of course. My wife saw the attachment growing
-between ’em, and helped it on, she tells me. Every
-married woman’s a match-maker, you know—don’t you
-know—whether she’s put her own private pot on a bit
-of good blood, with temper and stayin’ power and so
-forth, or a dee-d confounded showy screw. And your
-little girl, not having a level-headed mother of her own
-alive to look after her!... Deucedly raw weather, you
-know, don’t you know!”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Alured broke off, anticipating rather than seeing
-the gray change in Major Rufford’s face, and remembering
-that the handsome wife, who had died when
-Emmie was a hoyden of thirteen, had signalized the close
-of her career upon earth as Major Rufford’s wife and
-the mother of his children by an act of desperate folly.
-But the Senior Major’s wounds had been cicatrized by
-the great healer Time, and he looked back quietly enough
-as the Colonel cleared his throat with unnecessary violence,
-and twisted the great moustache that had been
-iron-gray and was now snow-white.</p>
-
-<p>“Lady Gassiloe has been very kind, and Emmie doesn’t
-forget how much she owes her. And there’s the right<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[73]</span>
-stuff in Garthside; I can trust him to make my little girl
-a good husband. It’s odd, when one comes to think of
-it, that our other Victoria Cross man is going to be married,
-and to Emmie’s foster-sister, Peggy Donohoe.”</p>
-
-<p>“The deuce!” said Sir Alured. “Is that dee-d young
-scoundrel, Juxon, going to settle down? Seems too good
-to be true. Why, the old <i>Paradise</i> was hell when Juxon
-wasn’t in the cells. Nearest approach to a rhyme I ever
-made in my life, by George! But Juxon’s character apart
-it’s not a bad match. The young blackguard has plenty
-of good looks, and Peggy’s as pretty a girl as you may
-see, look high or low. And she thinks Juxon a <i>proo
-shevally</i> with his V. C.; and so do poor Bogle’s people,
-and so do the public, by Jove! You should have heard
-him when he reported himself.... ‘<i>What did you
-mean, you dee-d idiot</i>,’ I asked him, ‘<i>by picking up a
-man who’d had the top of his head shot clean off, and
-couldn’t live five minutes? D’ye call that philanthropy?
-In my opinion it’s dee-d foolery!</i>’ ‘Beggin’ your pardon,
-Colonel, sir!’ says Juxon, ‘I calls it precaution. When I
-’oisted Mr. Bogle up be’ind me, I see’d ’e’d ’ad ’is gruel,
-an’ the last breath went out of ’im before old ’Andsome-Is—that’s
-wot I calls that ’ere spavined gray o’
-mine—’ad got into ’is stride. But the bullets was ’ummin’
-round me like ’ornets, an’ pore Mr. Bogle, lyin’ as
-’e wos acrost my ’ams, drawed fire an’ furnished cover.’
-Furnished cover! The cool young beggar fortifies his
-rear with the next in succession to one of the oldest
-peerages in the United Kingdom, gets mentioned in despatches,
-and receives his V. C.! Too dee-d funny, you
-know, don’t you know!”</p>
-
-<p>And Sir Alured mixed a brandy and soda, and chose
-an enormous cigar from a case resembling a young Gladstone<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[74]</span>
-bag. The conversation took place in a curious
-ground-glass hutch, sacred to the inner mysteries of Official
-business, and labeled “Private.” And as the second
-in command charged and kindled a meerschaum of incredible
-age and foulness, there came a knock at the
-door.</p>
-
-<p>“C’min!” barked the Chief over the rim of the tilted
-tumbler, and the regimental Doctor looked round the
-door. “Oh! it’s you, Assassin!” he said, as he wiped the
-froth off the great white moustache. “How many exenterics
-have you kicked out of the convalescent ward
-this morning?”</p>
-
-<p>“Three,” said the Assassin—“Denver, Moriarty, and
-Jarman. Garthside’s lambs all.”</p>
-
-<p>“And dee-d malingerers, in my opinion!” said Sir Alured.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m with you there, sir,” responded the Assassin with
-a twinkle. Then he relapsed into professional gravity,
-and said as he accepted a cigar and a peg, “There are one
-or two bad cases of relapse, I’m sorry to say—as the result
-of incautious indulgence in alcoholic beverages.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, of course!” growled Sir Alured. “When a
-man with a granulated stomach uses the organ as a receptacle
-for whisky, beer, and gin, contributed in unlimited
-quantities by admirin’ friends, he oughtn’t to be surprised
-when he finds himself drivin’ to the cemetery on
-a gun carriage to the tune of the Dead March in <i>Saul</i>,
-with his boots following as chief mourners. Stands to
-reason!”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t anticipate any serious results, except in the
-case of Sergeant Donohoe,” the Assassin said, with a
-worried look in his usually cheerful countenance.</p>
-
-<p>“Donohoe down again. Poor devil! I’m sorry to hear<span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[75]</span>
-it!” The Chief tugged at the ends of the great white
-moustache and looked grave.</p>
-
-<p>“Only yesterday,” said the Senior Major, “I thought
-him looking about as fit as a man needs to be. He told
-me about Juxon’s engagement to his daughter, and went
-off as pleased as Punch——”</p>
-
-<p>“To drink their healths,” interpolated the Assassin.</p>
-
-<p>“Hah! That’s about it,” grumbled the Chief. “Well,
-I shall go round and look Donohoe up presently. Can’t
-afford to lose my Senior Color-Sergeant, you know, don’t
-you know!” Sir Alured frowned savagely, and cleared
-his throat with ominous vigor.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll find him pretty low down,” said the Assassin,
-“and I fancy Father Haggarty will be on duty. They’d
-sent for him before I came away.”</p>
-
-<p>“Is it as bad as that?” said the Senior Major, and
-there was a moment’s silence, broken by a clinking step
-on the stone flags outside and a respectful knock on the
-glass door.</p>
-
-<p>“A ’ospital horderly, sir,” said the passage orderly to
-Major Rufford, “with Color-Sergeant Donohoe’s respectful
-duty, and would you mind the trouble of steppin’
-over and hearin’ somethin’, sir, wot ’e ’as to say? It’s
-Ward C., and a case of perforation—and, beggin’ your
-pardon, sir, there ain’t much time to lose.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I’ll come! Say, at once!” Major Rufford
-lumbered up out of his chair, emptied the office kitten
-out of his undress cap, took his cane, which the office
-puppy had been chewing, and went.</p>
-
-<p>“Donohoe’s wife was Rufford’s girl’s foster-mother, you
-know, don’t you know!” said Sir Alured. “There’s not
-more than a month’s difference between Peggy Donohoe
-and Emmie Rufford in age. When they were babies I’ve<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[76]</span>
-seen ’em sleepin’ in the same cradle; and dee me if I
-knew which of ’em was which, though I suppose their
-mothers did. Not that Rufford’s poor wife was over and
-above devoted to her babies. Odd now if the little beggars
-had got mixed up somehow, and Donohoe had sent
-for Rufford with the object of easin’ his conscience before
-he gave up the number of his mess.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’s all Gilbert and Sullivan!” said the Assassin,
-getting up. “Such things don’t happen in real life,
-Colonel, and I’m going back to the hospital.”</p>
-
-<p>“You think not? Differ with you there. Walk over
-with you, if you’ve no objection.” And the Chief and
-the Assassin followed in the wake of Major Rufford, who
-had only a moment before received point-blank and at
-short range from Sergeant Donohoe’s puffy blue lips—parted
-for easier passage of the slow, painful breaths
-that were taken with such agony—the second overwhelming
-surprise of his life.</p>
-
-<p>For Sir Alured’s stray shot had registered a bull’s-eye.
-Donohoe, conscious that the grim messenger who had
-beckoned and passed by so many times—under the
-heights of Jagai, in the clammy Burmese hill jungles,
-amid the muddy swamps of West Africa, or the karroo
-scrub or grass veldt of the South—meant business on
-this occasion—had given up the secret less hidden than
-forgotten for many years. Many years since, according
-to her own confession, faltered out to the Sergeant upon
-her dying bed, the pretty young wife of Private Donohoe,
-urged by the promptings of motherly love, or incited,
-as Father Haggarty would have said, by the temptation
-of the Devil, arrayed her own nursling in the long-tailed
-cambric robe with insertion of Valenciennes,
-properly appertaining to the foster-babe; enduing the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[77]</span>
-said foster-babe, namely Emmeline, infant daughter of
-Captain and Mrs. Rufford, not only with the abbreviated
-cotton frock which was the birthright of a Donohoe, but
-with all the privileges appertaining to a daughter of the
-rank and file; including a share in the Christmas tree
-and bran-pie diversions annually given under the patronage
-of the Colonel’s wife and other ladies of the Regiment—including
-her own mother.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t say it, Donohoe,” pleaded the bewildered Major,
-sitting on the foot of Donohoe’s cot-bed, holding the
-rigid hand, and shaken by the throes that were rending
-the Sergeant’s soul from the Sergeant’s body. “It’s an
-idea you’ve got into your head—nothing more! She—your
-wife—never changed the babies.... For God’s
-sake, man, say you know she didn’t!”</p>
-
-<p>But Father Haggarty’s kindly, pitying look had in it
-knowledge, religiously kept sacred, now freed by voluntary
-confession from the sacramental seal. He held the
-Crucifix to Donohoe’s livid lips, and they moved, and a
-living voice came forth as from a sepulchre:</p>
-
-<p>“She did ut. Sure enough she did ut; but for the right
-rayson why, sorr, I’m yet asthray. For wan thing—herself
-was a poor hard-workin’ woman—an’ the choild
-would be wan if ut lived. ’Twas ten years she carried
-the saycret—a mortial weight for a wake crayture, an’ a
-Prodesdan’ at that, wid no relief av clargy—and it wore
-her to the grave. On her dyin’ bed she confessed ut to
-me. I had my thoughts av makin’ a clane breast, and
-then—wurra! ’twas the divil at my elbow biddin’ me
-whisht or I’d lose my Peggy that was the pride av me
-eyes an’ the joy av me harrut. An’ I held off from Father
-Haggarty, till I could hould no longer. That was
-six Aysthers back; and—‘Tell the truth,’ says his Reverence,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[78]</span>
-‘or you’ll get no more of an absolution from me,
-me fine man, than Micky-would-you-taste-it?’ An’ at
-that I stiffened me upper lips an’ riz from me marra
-bones an’ wint me way. But the Hand is on me now,
-an’ I’ve made my paice wid Thim above; an’ I’d be glad
-you’d send for my Peggy to be afther biddin’ her ould
-dada good-bye—more by token she’s your Miss Emmeline
-by rights, and not my purty Peggy at all, at all!”</p>
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Miss Margaret Donohoe—popularly known in the
-regiment as “Peggy,” and, as it will be remembered, betrothed
-to Private Dancey Juxon, V. C.—Miss Margaret
-Donohoe was not summoned to the bedside of her
-hitherto-reputed father in time to hear from his own
-lips the secret of her birth. She was trimming an old
-hat with new crape for mourning exigencies, the day
-after the Sergeant had been consigned with the usual
-military honors to the Catholic division of the cemetery,
-when heavy footsteps sounded in the flagged passage
-of the Married Quarters, and the Colonel and the
-Senior Major, both visibly disturbed, walked into Donohoe’s
-clean sanded kitchen, and, in as few words as possible,
-broke the news.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a terrible shock to you, my poor girl—as it has
-been to me!” said the Major, very white about the gills.
-“And to—to another I needn’t name!” He was thinking
-of his Emmie, and how piteously she had sobbed last
-night and hung about his neck, with her pretty hair all
-coming down over his mess waistcoat, as she begged him
-not to send her away from him, because it wasn’t her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[79]</span>
-fault that she had turned out to be Donohoe’s daughter
-and not his own; and how at that moment she was
-breaking the news to Garthside—that Junior Captain
-and Victoria Cross hero to whom, it will be remembered,
-she was engaged. Poor Emmie, poor darling Emmie!—or
-Peggy, as she ought now to be called! Major Rufford
-felt that he never would be able to do it. “But—I’ll
-try and do my duty to you as your father should,
-and—I must look to you to—to do as much by me!”
-he concluded lamely.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Major!” cried Peggy—Peggy with the hard,
-bright, black eyes, the red lips, the tip-tilted nose, the
-Milesian upper lip, and the coarse but plenteous mane of
-dark brown hair liberally “banged” in front and arranged
-behind in massive rope coils, secured by hairpins
-of imitation tortoiseshell as long as the farrier’s pincers.
-“Oh, Major! can you ax it? Sure I’ll thrate you as dacent
-as ever I did him that’s gone, an’ the Colonel hears
-me say it!...”</p>
-
-<p>She checked the inclination to weep for one who was,
-all said and done, no relation, and put her crackling six-penny-three-farthings
-black-bordered handkerchief back
-in her pocket with an air of resolution. A flood of new
-ideas inundated her brain. All that she had ever
-dreamed of in the way of the unattainable lay hence-forth
-within her reach, and everything that had hitherto
-appeared most desirable and possible was from this bewildering
-hour rendered impossible. Her eyes fell on
-Private Dancey Juxon, V. C., who had been sitting on
-the kitchen table when the tall shadow of Sir Alured
-fell upon the sanded floor, and who had remained, from
-that moment until this, petrified in an attitude of military
-respect, against the whitewashed wall; and she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[80]</span>
-realized that Dancey—Dancey, the Adonis of the rank
-and file, the hero once desired above all others, wrested
-at the expense of the most costly and variegated hats
-and the most dazzling toilettes from the clutches of how
-many other women!—Dancey must now be numbered
-among the impossibles. If a cold dash of regret mingled
-with the inward exultation of Miss Peggy, it was excusable.</p>
-
-<p>“Sure, the dear knows! ’Tis like a tale out av the
-<i>Pinny Romancir</i>,” she said, “an’ troth it’s no wondher
-av my breath was tuk away wid the surprise. To think
-of that bould craythur, Donohoe’s wife!——”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you mean your mother, my girl?” began the Colonel,
-but Peggy gave Sir Alured a look that put him in
-his place.</p>
-
-<p>“I mane the woman that changed me in me cradle,
-bad cess to her for a thrickster!” said Peggy, “an’ put
-her own sojer’s brat in the place av me—me that belonged
-to the Quality by rights. Not that I’m not pityin’
-Miss Emmeline—now that she’s Peggy Donohoe, a poor
-craythur sprung from nothin’.” The Major turned a
-groan into a cough, and the Colonel hauled at the ends of
-his huge white moustache, but the tide of Peggy’s brogue
-was not to be stemmed. “It’ll be a change for her, it
-will so, afther livin’ on the fat av the land—an orphan’s
-pinsion to find her in stirabout, an’ never a chick nor a
-child in the woide wurruld but her ould Aunt Biddy Kinsella!”</p>
-
-<p>“Who—haw!—is Biddy Kinsella?” broke in the Colonel.</p>
-
-<p>“Av’ she’s alive—an’ a bag av dhry bones she must be
-av she is,” says Peggy—“it’s at Carricknaclee, in Aher,
-you may find her. She used to live wid her niece—manin’<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[81]</span>
-Mrs. Donohoe—an’ she wint back to Ireland
-whin me mother died—manin’ Mrs. Donohoe agin—a
-matter av eight years ago. An’ ’tis natural Donohoe’s
-daughter would call her to mind at a time like this.
-Maybe the young woman would go to live wid her,”
-continued Miss Peggy calmly. “An’ that brings to me
-own mind, Major—I mane Papa—whin do ye want me
-to come home?”</p>
-
-<p>“Home! Oh, Lord!” said the poor Major, before he
-could stop himself.</p>
-
-<p>“Dee-d cool!” growled Sir Alured, under the huge
-moustache, squeezing the Major’s arm with his great,
-gaunt, brown hand. “But she’s got the right—got the
-right, Rufford, you know, don’t you know. Ha—hum!”</p>
-
-<p>“You shall hear from me soon—very soon, Peggy,”
-said the Major brokenly. “Good-bye for now, my girl.”
-He took her coarse red hand, so unlike his Emmie’s, and
-kissed her equally red cheek; and as he did so the petrified
-Juxon recovered the temporarily suspended powers
-of speech and motion, stepped forward, and saluted.</p>
-
-<p>“Beg pardon, gentlemen,” he began, “and pre-’aps I
-oughtn’t to take the freedom; but ’avin’ over’eard....”</p>
-
-<p>“Saw you, Juxon! Knew you were there! Thought
-you had a right to hear, you know, don’t you know!”
-said Sir Alured.</p>
-
-<p>But a shrill feminine note of indignation pierced the
-Colonel’s bass, as Miss Peggy cried, “Right! I’d be glad
-you’d tell me what right you have, Misther Dancey
-Juxon, to be afther pokin’ the nose av you into business
-that doesn’t consarn you, let alone the privit affairs av
-an officer’s daughther. Away wid you, an’ larn your
-place! your room’s more welcome than your company;
-an’ if it’s a wife you’re lookin’ afther, maybe when wan<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[82]</span>
-av thim that’s av your own station stands up before the
-priest wid you, I’ll be making you a little prisint toward
-the housekeepin’, av the young woman’s dacent an’ respictable!”</p>
-
-<p>And the bewildered Juxon found himself outside the
-black-painted door—marked III. in large white numerals—in
-the character of a lover dismissed.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’m blowed!” he said, and said no more, but
-clinked away in search of the Lethean streams of the
-canteen.</p>
-
-<p>“Rufford,” said Sir Alured solemnly, as the Chief and
-the second in command exchanged the atmosphere of
-coals and potato peels prevailing in the Married Quarters
-for the open air of the barrack square, “I’m confoundedly
-afraid she’s a Tartar! Sharp as a needle, sir,
-and knowing as a pet fox, if you ask me!”</p>
-
-<p>And the Major said in reply, “These things are supposed
-to be hereditary. I wonder where she gets it
-from!” Then he broke out, “I can’t believe it, Colonel!
-I couldn’t, if fifty dying men had taken an oath to it.
-That my poor Clara’s girl! It’s impossible! If an angel
-were to come down from Headquarters Above, with despatches
-confirming the report, I couldn’t credit it!”</p>
-
-<p>“And dee-d if I should blame you,” the Chief responded.
-“Breed’s bound to show, somewhere, and
-there’s not a drop of good blood in the girl’s veins, I’ll
-swear!”</p>
-
-<p>“There’s an Irish strain in my family, too,” said poor
-Rufford despondently, “and my Emmie has brown hair
-and eyes; and her nose, bless it! is a little tilted at the
-end.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>A nay retroussy.</i> So it is, by George! But there are
-noses and noses, y’know,” said Sir Alured. “And Emmie’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[83]</span>
-a Rufford, from the crown of her head to the ends
-of her toes; and we’ll prove it, we’ll prove it, sir! Donohoe
-hasn’t a leg to stand on”—which was true—“and as
-to that Mullingar heifer”—thus the Chief designated
-Peggy—“she’ll be sorry one day for throwing Juxon over,
-mark my words. Send for that old aunt of Donohoe’s
-dead wife—the bag of bones Peggy talked of—and pump
-her for all she’s worth. Turn her inside out!—it’s the
-only advice I can give you, for my head’s in as dee-d
-a muddle as yours. And remember, whatever happens,
-my Lady is staunch to Emmie! Game woman, my
-Lady. Doesn’t care a dee what society says, as long
-as—— God bless me, Rufford! I’m talkin’ as though
-Emmie wasn’t your daughter. But the whole thing’s infernally
-confusin’, you know, don’t you know!”</p>
-
-<p>An opinion in which the regiment concurred. An excited
-beehive would have furnished but a poor comparison
-to the barracks upon the morrow, when Peggy’s great
-news, imparted in ostentatious secrecy to Mrs. Quartermaster
-Casey and a few other non-commissioned officers’
-ladies, had percolated through them. Visitors thronged
-the Donohoes’ quarters; Peggy was the heroine of the
-hour. Press reporters from the town hung about the
-barracks on the chance of seeing either of the heroines
-of what was termed in the local paper “An Extraordinary
-Romance in Real Life,” and the officers’ wives
-called in a body to condole with Emmie Rufford, who,
-as we have heard, had broken off her engagement with
-Captain Gerry Garthside.</p>
-
-<p>“I shall not break my heart over things,” she had said,
-with an attempt at being everyday and common-sensible
-that was plucky, if not convincing, “and I hope you
-won’t dwell too much upon the collapse of our house of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[84]</span>
-cards. I hope—I pray you’ll build more solidly, with—with
-somebody else. Don’t, Gerry! Oh, don’t! It’s not
-fair to make my duty harder to do than——”</p>
-
-<p>Then Emmie had broken down, wept wildly, been
-kissed, consoled, and assured of her lover’s undying love
-and eternal fidelity. Part? Never! Lose such a pearl
-of a wife! Not for all the Donohoes past, present, or to
-come! I believe, in spite of Emmie’s woe and Captain
-Gerry Garthside’s agitation, the young people secretly
-enjoyed the scene dramatic; and when Lady Alured
-came rustling in, about the time when Gerry’s eloquence
-attained its utmost pitch of fervor, and hugged and cried
-over the hero and heroine of the little drama, that dear
-woman was not the least happy of the three.</p>
-
-<p>And later on, after returning to quarters, Captain
-Garthside found a letter on his doormat. The contents
-of the soiled envelope, directed in a sprawling hand, ran
-as follows:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">Door No. 3, Ground floor, Block Q.</span></p>
-
-<p>“Miss E. Rufford presents comps And wold be Glad
-to see Cap Garthside &amp; if Yu will call at 2 remane</p>
-
-<p class="right">
-“Your Oblidged &#160; &#160; &#160;<br>
-
-“<span class="smcap">E. Ruffor</span>”</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Of course the Captain knew Peggy Donohoe; had
-danced with her at non-commissioned officers’ balls;
-given her gloves and chocolates, and sipped the roses of
-her cheek in common with many another passing admirer.
-“And who’d be the worse of a kiss,” as Peggy
-would have said, “from a dacent girl?” “Dacent” she
-undoubtedly was, if not from pure innate virtue, perhaps
-from the consciousness that a depreciation in marketable
-value attaches to goods that have been soiled by<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[85]</span>
-handling. Had it been otherwise, the state of Major
-Rufford had been less gracious, thought Captain Gerry
-Garthside.</p>
-
-<p>And he looked at Emmie’s photograph standing in a
-silver frame upon his mantelshelf, and remembered the
-piteous smile with which she had told him that everything
-must now be over between them, and mentally renewed
-his vows of fealty before he went round to “look
-up Peggy.”</p>
-
-<p>The rooms occupied by the late Sergeant Donohoe
-were three—a kitchen and two bedchambers. One of
-these latter, Peggy, with the assistance of Mrs. Quartermaster
-Casey, a dozen yards of cheap Liberty muslin, a
-gross of Japanese fans, one or two pieces of Oriental
-drapery, and a few articles of furniture of the tottery
-bamboo kind, had converted for the time being into a
-boudoir. Only for the time being, she said to herself,
-because when she got her rights she would enjoy all the
-splendors now usurped by the real Peggy Donohoe—Miss
-Emmie, as she called the usurper when she forgot,
-which was not often. She would dress for dinner every
-evening, and attend balls and theaters in low-necked,
-long-trained frocks, chaperoned by Lady Alured, adorned
-with the late Mrs. Rufford’s diamond stars, and attended
-by Captain Gerry Garthside, V. C. For not one, but all
-the possessions held and prerogatives hitherto enjoyed by
-the false Miss Rufford would naturally devolve to the
-real one, once formally recognized and received by her
-papa and the regiment; the “ould duds” and bits of sticks
-once pertaining to the supposed Margaret Donohoe being
-transferred to the veritable Peggy, together with all
-rights in Private Dancey Juxon, V. C. The topsy-turvy,
-comic-operatic whimsicality of her own idea did not appeal<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[86]</span>
-to Peggy’s sense of humor. She was very much in
-earnest as she waited for her visitor, seated in state upon
-one of her own ornamental chairs, her red hands—hands
-which could not be transferred to the real Peggy Donohoe
-with the other things—folded in her lap.</p>
-
-<p>“She’s here, Captain,” Mrs. Quartermaster Casey—retained
-as chaperon until Lady Alured should awaken
-to a sense of her duties—had said, opening the door.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Captain,” said Peggy, rising coyly, “is it yourself?”</p>
-
-<p>And, owning the soft impeachment as he squeezed the
-red hand (Gerry Garthside’s manners to the plainest
-woman were fatally caressing), the Captain inquired
-how he could serve her.</p>
-
-<p>“Sure,” said Peggy, making play with her fine eyes,
-“you’ll maybe thinking me forward, Captain, for makin’
-the first sign. But me papa—the Major—will be takin’
-up a great dale of me toime by-an’-by, and wid Mrs.
-Casey sittin’ in the kitchen widin call, we’re givin’ no
-handle to the tongue of scandal, as the sayin’ is——”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear Miss Peggy!—” the Captain was beginning,
-when Peggy took him up short.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll trouble you,” she said, “to remimber that I’m not
-takin’ any more Peggy from anywan, high or low, an’
-I’d be glad it was ginerally known. ‘Miss Emmeline,’
-or ‘Emmie’ for short, you’re free to use, or any pet name
-ye may pick.” She cast a languishing glance upon Captain
-Gerry. “I’m not likely to quarrel wid it”—she
-moved nearer—“or wid you. Och, thin! but ’tis quare
-how things have turned round wid me! Peggy Donohoe
-a week ago, an’ walkin’ out wid Dancey Juxon—an’ now—the
-Major’s daughter, an’ your promised bride, Captain
-jewel! Sure ’tis like a dhrame, it is!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[87]</span>And Peggy rested her rather large head upon the shoulder
-of the astonished Captain, who hastily withdrew the
-support.</p>
-
-<p>“Look here, Peggy, my girl!” he said hastily. “What’s
-this notion you’ve got into your noddle? You don’t
-think....”</p>
-
-<p>“I think that you’re a gintleman, Captain,” said
-Peggy, with a tender smile, “and would never go back
-on the promise you gev to the Major’s daughter. An’
-now that I’m her, an’ she’s me, you’ll do your duty by
-me, as Dancey Juxon will do his to Donohoe’s poor unfortunate
-girl. You may thrust him. We’ve had it out
-betune us, an’ he’s with her now.”</p>
-
-<p>“With—her—now?” repeated the bewildered Captain.</p>
-
-<p>“I sent him to the Major’s—I mane papa’s—quarters
-ten minnits ago, wid a flea in his ear!” said Peggy, folding
-her red hands about the elbow of her captive, and
-rubbing her cheek against his shoulder strap. “‘I dar’
-you,’ sez I, ‘to hang about here,’ sez I, ‘makin’ sheep’s
-eyes at a daughter av the Quality, whin that poor crayture
-you gev your promise to is cryin’ her two eyes out
-for the gliff av a glimpse av your red head. Away wid
-you,’ sez I, ‘an’ prove yourself a man av your word,
-Dancey Juxon, or maybe Peggy Donohoe’ll be takin’ the
-law av you wan av these fine days!’”</p>
-
-<p>“My good girl,” said Gerry Garthside, almost pleadingly,
-“you can’t really believe what you say you’ve
-told Juxon—that he is obliged to marry Miss Rufford, or
-the lady who has borne that name until now, because he
-happens to have given a promise of marriage to Peggy
-Donohoe, and Miss Rufford and Peggy have changed
-places?”</p>
-
-<p>“I mane that!” Peggy’s black eyes snapped out<span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[88]</span>
-sparks of fire; as she tossed her head, a loosened coil of
-black hair tumbled upon her shoulder. Her fine bust
-heaved, her cheeks burned scarlet—she had never looked
-finer in her life. “Do I not mane just that? Think!
-Isn’t her father mine? Isn’t her home my home?—the
-dhress she wears upon her back mine?—the ring she has
-upon the finger av her mine? Ah, musha, an’ the man
-that put it there!” Her grasp on Captain Gerry’s arm
-tightened, her eyes sought his and held his; her warm,
-fragrant breath came and went about his face like a personal
-caress. “Sure, dear, you’ll not regret ut,” said
-Peggy, “for I loved you iver since I clapped my two
-eyes on you—I take the Blessed Saints to witness! An’
-Dancey Juxon’ll be dacent to Donohoe’s daughter, an’
-you an’ me will be afther lendin’ the young couple a
-hand, lettin’ her have the washin’ maybe, or the waitin’
-at our table—or by-an’-by”—she lowered her black
-lashes—“she might come as nurse to the children. So,
-darlin’....”</p>
-
-<p>The sentence was never finished, for the alarmed Captain
-broke from the toils and fled. The Mess story goes
-that he double-locked his outer door, barricaded the inner
-one with a chest of drawers and a portable tin
-shower bath, and spent the rest of the day in reconnoitering
-from behind the window curtains in anticipation
-of a descent of the enemy. But in reality he bent
-his steps toward the North Quadrangle, where the Major’s
-quarters were, and over the familiar blue crockery
-window boxes full of daffodils, he caught a glimpse of
-Emmie’s sweet face, not pale or bearing marks of secretly
-shed tears as when he last kissed it, but bright-eyed,
-flushed, and dimpling with laughter as she nodded
-and waved her hand to a departing visitor, who, absorbed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[89]</span>
-in the charming vision, glimpsed above the daffodils,
-collided with and cannoned off the Captain.</p>
-
-<p>“Hullo! You, Juxon?”</p>
-
-<p>“Beg pardon, sir,” said Private Juxon, rigidly at the
-salute. “I ’ope I ’aven’t ’urt you!” He grinned happily.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you come into a fortune, or inherited a title?
-You look pretty chirpy!” said the Captain.</p>
-
-<p>“Not a bad ’it of ’is by ’arf,” said Private Juxon critically
-to Private Juxon, “about the comin’ into a title.
-‘For,’ says she, ‘<i>the greatest gentleman in the land
-couldn’t ’ave done more—and though I can’t accept your
-offer, I shall always look up to you and respect you as
-the most chivalrousest and honorablest man I ever
-met</i>!’ Wot price me, after that?”</p>
-
-<p>For, as may be guessed, Private Juxon had proposed,
-and been rejected. Standing very stiff and red and upright
-on the passage door mat, he had confessed his sense
-of responsibility and explained his views.</p>
-
-<p>“The general run of feelin’ in the regiment bein’ the
-same, Miss, as her own, that I’m bound as a man to keep
-my promise to Peggy Donohoe, whether she’s you or you
-are ’er. I’ve took the freedom of callin’ to say as wot
-I’m ready,” said Juxon. “An’ the weddin’ was to come
-off in June; but you’ve only got to name an earlier day,
-Miss, an’ I’ll ’ave the banns put up, you not bein’ a
-Catholic, like Peggy—which I ought to call ’er Miss Rufford
-now, as owing to ’er station, Miss. But if you think
-I’ll ever come short in duty an’ respect to the Major’s
-daughter, because she’s turned out to be only the Sergeant’s,
-you’re wrong, Miss, you’re wrong—upon my
-bloo——upon my ’tarnal soul!”</p>
-
-<p>And then it was that Emmie Rufford conferred upon
-Private Juxon the title of nobility, which made him a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[90]</span>
-proud man—and unconditionally refused his offer, making
-him a happy one.</p>
-
-<p>She is now married to Captain Gerry Garthside, who
-yet fulfilled his engagement to the Senior Major’s daughter
-in leading her to the altar. For within a week the
-bubble had burst, topsy-turvydom reigned no more, the
-barracks ceased to seethe like one of its own mess cauldrons,
-and Peggy Donohoe was compelled to relinquish
-the privilege of calling Major Rufford “Papa.” For old
-Aunt Biddy Kinsella had been discovered in the smokiest
-corner of her grandson’s cottage at Carricknaclee, in
-Aher, by a smart young solicitor’s clerk; and her sworn
-deposition, duly marked with her cross and attested by
-her parish priest, dispersed the clouds of doubt from the
-Major’s horizon, relieved Sir Alured’s moustache from
-an unusual strain, and proved the deceased Mrs. Donohoe
-to have been the victim of a delusion.</p>
-
-<p>“For ’twas at Buttevant Barracks where the regiment
-was stationed nineteen years ago, an’ me stayin’ on
-a visit wid me niece, that I saw her—Maggie Donohoe—rest
-her unaisy soul, the misfortnit craythur!—I saw her
-change the children’s clothes wid the two eyes I have in
-my head,” said Aunt Biddy Kinsella, “barrin’ that only
-wan av thim was at the keyhole. ‘Och, murdher!’ sez I,
-lettin’ a screech an’ flyin’ in on her—for I had the use
-av me legs in thim days—‘what have you done, woman,
-asthore?’ ‘Made a lady av little Peggy,’ says she, wid
-the fingers av her hooked like claws ready to fly at me,
-‘an’ I dar’ you to bethray me.’ ‘Bethray!’ sez I. ‘It’s
-bethrayed her to the divil, you mane—that she’ll be
-brought up a black Prodesdan’, and not a dacent Catholic,
-as a Donohoe should be by rights.’ ‘Holy Virgin,
-forgive me! Sure, I never thought av that!’ sez herself,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[91]</span>
-and all thrimblin’ we undhressed the children an’
-changed the clothes again. An’ a day or so afther the
-Major’s baby was waned an’ wint back to uts mother.
-But Maggie Donohoe was niver the same in her mind
-afther that day. Sit an’ brood she would, an’ hour by
-hour; an’ creep out av her own bed an’ into mine night
-afther night, and wake me wid her cowld hand upon me
-mouth an’ the whisper in me ear to know had she given
-little Peggy’s sowl to the divil or changed the childhren
-back afther all! An’ as years wint on she kem to a
-quieter mind, but on her dyin’ bed the ould fear and
-thrimblin’ got hould av her ag’in, an’ she tould Donohoe—not
-what she’d done at all, at all!—but what she
-wanst had the intintion av doin’, but that her heart
-failed her; an’ so made a fool av the man that owned
-her, as many another woman has done before!”</p>
-
-<p>Thus Aunt Biddy Kinsella, who, having spoken, may
-be dismissed to her smoky corner under the turf thatch,
-where a greasy parcel reached her in the middle of the
-following June, containing, not an olive branch, but a
-concrete slab of wedding cake, with the joint compliments
-of Mr. and Mrs. Dancey Juxon. For “the general
-run of feelin’ in the regiment” was in favor of Private
-Juxon’s renewing his matrimonial engagements to Peggy
-Donohoe, now that she had been proved, past all doubt,
-to be herself. And by the last advices received from
-headquarters it appears that Mrs. Lance-Corporal Juxon
-is acting at this moment as nurse to the Garthside baby.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[92]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">PONSONBY AND THE PANTHERESS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">I &#160;HAVE called this story “Ponsonby and the Pantheress,”
-because Ponsonby’s nocturnal visitor undoubtedly
-belonged to the genus <i>Carnaria</i>, species <i>F.
-pardus</i>, the <i>Pardalis</i> of the ancients. The whole thing
-hinges on Ponsonby’s getting a ticket of invitation to a
-mighty dinner given by one of the great City Livery
-Companies. Had he refused the invitation, and stayed
-at home with Mrs. Ponsonby, it would have been better
-for him—and for her. He would not to-day have been
-a silent, atrabilious man, who goes upon his way in loneliness—that
-mated loneliness which is of all desolate conditions
-on this earth the most desolate—with a vampire
-gnawing underneath his waistcoat. She would not have
-been a much-wronged, cruelly neglected woman—or the
-other type of sufferer, the woman who has been found
-out; and for ever robbed of that which women hold dearest
-in life—the power to create illusions.</p>
-
-<p>It was a great dinner at that City Hall—a feast both
-succulent and juicy, and upon a scale so prodigious as to
-put it utterly beyond the power of a single-stomached
-man to do justice thereto. Many of the guests had
-thoughtfully provided themselves with several of these
-necessary organs, but Ponsonby—who had recently sold
-out of the Army, and invested his commission money in
-business, and settled down with Mrs. Ponsonby in a neat<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[93]</span>
-little house in Sloane Street—was still young, and fairly
-slim.</p>
-
-<p>The baked meats and confectionery were excellent, and
-“the drinks”—as Betsey Prig might have observed—“was
-good.” It was revealed to Ponsonby that he had
-absorbed a considerable quantity only by the swollen
-condition of his latchkey when he tried to fit it into the
-door of the little house in Sloane Street. But after a
-short struggle the door opened, and Ponsonby paused a
-moment on the doorstep to take some observations on the
-weather. It was just one o’clock as he looked at his
-watch in the moonlight. Ponsonby was reminded of Indian
-moons by the lucent brightness of the broad silver
-orb that floated so majestically on the calm bosom of the
-dark overhead. She was getting near her wane, but only
-notifying it by an exaggerated handsomeness, like a professional
-Society beauty. Ponsonby thought of that
-simile—all by himself—and was proud of it, as he had
-always been a man more celebrated for his moustache
-than his intellect. He tied a knot in his mental pocket
-handkerchief to remember it by, and, facing round to go
-into the house, was a little disconcerted to find the hall
-door gaping to receive him.</p>
-
-<p>Then he went in, barred and bolted very carefully,
-and set the spring burglar alarum—for once. Ponsonby
-was unusually careful and deliberate in his movements
-on this particular night. Then he sat down on the hall
-bench and took off his boots. Then he switched off the
-electric hall light. Then he pondered whether he should
-or should not have just one brandy and soda before going
-to bed—because he had come home so clear and
-calm and cool-headed from that City dinner. Ay or No—and
-the Ayes had it. He went into the dining-room.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[94]</span>
-It had been furnished for the Ponsonbys on the best
-authority; in oak, with Brummagem-Benares brass pots
-and tea trays. The window curtains, and the drapery
-which hung before a deepish recess in the wall to the left
-of the door as you entered, were plush, of that artistic
-shade of olive-green which is so shabby when it is new
-that you can’t tell when it gets old. The recess had
-originally been intended for a book case; but young
-married people just starting in life never have any books—they
-are too much bound up in each other—and so it
-had been covered up. You can put things behind a covering
-of this sort which you do not care to expose to the
-gaze of the casual guest—a row of old slippers, or a pile
-of superannuated Army Lists, or a collection of summonses—or
-the Family Skeleton.</p>
-
-<p>Ponsonby switched on the light, and opened the liquor
-case with his watch-chain key, and got a tumbler and
-soda siphon from the buffet, and lighted a cigar. Then
-he sat down in an armchair, unbuttoned his white waistcoat,
-loosened his collar, and prepared to be lonelily convivial.
-He thought of his girl-like bride asleep upstairs,
-with her cheek upon her hand, and her gold-brown hair
-swamping the pillow. It says much for the state of
-Ponsonby’s affections, that while he knew the uses of
-the monthly half pint of peroxide which was an unfailing
-item on the chemist’s bill, he could still be poetical
-about that tinge of gold. But newly married men seldom
-look into the roots of anything. He lifted his glass and
-drank her health. “To Mamie!” he said, as the frisky
-gas bubbles snapped at his nose. And then he glanced
-over the edge of the tumbler at the curtained recess behind
-the door. And the short hairs of his head rose up
-and began to promenade. And his teeth clicked against<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[95]</span>
-the glass he held. For a bolt of ice had shot through
-either ear orifice straight to his brain. In other words—Something
-had laughed—an ugly laugh—behind that
-drawn curtain.</p>
-
-<p>In another moment it was put aside. A woman came
-out of the recess that had concealed her, and stood before
-him.</p>
-
-<p>Not to mince matters, she belonged to the class we are
-content to call unfortunate. From her tawdry bonnet to
-the mud-befouled hem of her low-necked silk dress—a
-preposterous garment, grease-stained and ragged, and
-partly hidden by an opera cloak of sullied whiteness—the
-nature of her profession was written on her from
-head to foot. She was not without beauty, or the
-archæological traces of what had been it; but as she
-grinned at the astonished man, showing two rows of
-strong square teeth, yellowed with liquor and cigarette
-smoking, and the gathered muscles of her cheeks pushed
-up her underlids, narrowing her fierce, greedy eyes to
-mere slits, and the hood of her soiled mantle fell back
-from her coarsely dyed hair, she was a thing unlovely.
-She seemed to snuff the air with her broad nostrils, as
-scenting prey; she worked her fingers in their dirty white
-gloves, as though they were armed with talons that
-longed to tear and rend; and, as she did so, Ponsonby
-was irresistibly reminded of a panther.</p>
-
-<p>Ponsonby had shot panthers in India, and had once
-been slightly mauled by a female specimen. It was an
-odd coincidence that the old scars on his left shoulder
-and thigh should have begun to burn and throb and
-shoot unpleasantly as the yellow-white fangs of the intruder
-gleamed upon him, framed in by her grinning,
-painted lips.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[96]</span>But Ponsonby recovered himself after a moment, and
-asked her, without ceremony, how the devil she came
-there? He was not a particularly bright man, but he
-knew, even as he asked. She had been crouching in the
-shadow under the portico—some of the Sloane Street
-houses have porticoes—when his cab drove up. She had
-watched him get out. Then, when he had been standing
-with his foolish back to the open door, gaping at the
-moon, the Pantheress had skulked in, with the noiseless,
-cushioned step that distinguishes her race. And now he
-had to get rid of her.</p>
-
-<p>Which was not as easy a task as one might think.</p>
-
-<p>He began by telling her that he was a married man.</p>
-
-<p>“Knew that,” said the Pantheress. “Saw you take off
-your boots in the hall. Saw you drink her health.” She
-mimicked him. “To Mamie!” And laughed again—that
-unspeakably jarring laugh.</p>
-
-<p>Ponsonby grew irate. He took his courage in both
-hands and went into the hall, where he softly undid the
-door fastenings. Then he came back, and offered to
-show his visitor out.</p>
-
-<p>She was in the act of pocketing a silver race cup, won
-by Ponsonby at a Pony Hurdle Handicap on the Bombay
-course in 1890, when Ponsonby came back. He
-caught her wrist and bade her drop it. She gave it up
-sullenly. Then, with a sudden accession of feminine
-meekness, she said she would go—if he would stand her
-a drink.</p>
-
-<p>It seemed a cheap bargain. The unwitting Ponsonby
-got out another glass from the buffet cupboard, and
-mixed her a brandy and soda, not too weak. She drew a
-chair—his wife’s chair—to the table, and sat down,
-throwing her dingy cloak from her whitewashed shoulders.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[97]</span>
-She put her hand to her head, and drew thence
-a long steel pin with a blue glass head, and took her
-gaudy bonnet off and threw it on the table. She did not
-hurry over the consumption of the liquid, and Ponsonby
-began to grow impatient. When he hinted this, she
-asked for a cigar.</p>
-
-<p>He gave her one, and a light. And she drained the
-last drop in the tumbler, and stuck the burning weed
-between her teeth, with a coarse masquerade of masculinity.
-Ponsonby heaved a sigh of relief.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, my girl, come along—time’s up!” He started
-for the door.</p>
-
-<p>The Pantheress got up, and leaned against the mantelshelf,
-smoking. She intimated that she had changed her
-mind—and would remain. Ponsonby lost his temper,
-and threatened ejection by main force.</p>
-
-<p>“Put me out? You daren’t!” rejoined the Pantheress.
-She added some adjectives reflecting upon Ponsonby and
-the honor of his family—but with those we have nothing
-to do.</p>
-
-<p>Ponsonby’s under jaw came out, and his forehead lowered.
-He strode toward the Pantheress; her sex was not
-going to plead for that delicate piece of femininity, it
-was evident.</p>
-
-<p>“I daren’t, eh?”</p>
-
-<p>“You daren’t. Because I’d tear, and scratch, and
-scream, I would—till the police came—till your wife
-woke up and came downstairs to see what the row was
-about. Nice for you, then! Easy for you to explain—with
-<i>two</i> glasses on the table!”</p>
-
-<p>Ponsonby broke into a cool perspiration. He spake in
-his soul and cursed himself for a fool—of all fools the
-one most thoroughly impregnated with foolery. For he<span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[98]</span>
-saw that he had been trapped. The Pantheress rocked
-upon her hips and laughed, shaking out a coarse aroma
-of patchouli from her shabby garments.</p>
-
-<p>“You had me in and stood me drinks. I can swear to
-that. My swell toff, I think you’d better knock under!”</p>
-
-<p>Ponsonby had to arrive at that conclusion, thinking of
-his wedded happiness and the golden-brown hair scattered
-on the pillow upstairs. He was awed to the pitch
-of making overtures—of asking the Pantheress how
-much she would take to go?</p>
-
-<p>The Pantheress sprang high. Twenty pounds.</p>
-
-<p>Ponsonby had not as much in the house. With great
-difficulty, and much exercise of eloquence, he got her to
-bate five. It was necessary that she should be brought
-to forego another five, for all the ready cash he could
-muster did not amount to much more than ten. How to
-attain this desirable end? Ponsonby had a dramatic inspiration.</p>
-
-<p>He had read many novels and seen many plays. In
-most of these the main plot turned upon the ultimate
-victory of Human Virtue and Truth over Vice and Disintegrity.
-In these books or dramas Vice was generally
-personified by an adventuress—a brazen, defiant person,
-who had made up her mind to ruin somebody or another;
-and Virtue, by an innocent girl or pure young
-wife, who pleaded until the hardened heart was melted,
-the fierce eyes moistened by an unaccustomed tear—until,
-in short, the naughty woman abandoned her unhallowed
-purpose and left the nice one mistress of the field.
-The theory is an admirable one in a book or in a play,
-but in real life it does not hold good. Ponsonby has
-since learned this; but at that time he was youngish and
-inexperienced.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[99]</span>He would weave a net, with those golden-brown tresses
-upstairs, in which to catch the Pantheress. He begged
-her to listen, and told his story quite prettily. He explained
-how, three years before, his regiment having
-newly returned from India, he had met at a certain
-South Coast resort, separated by a mile or two of arid
-common from a great dockyard town, a lovely girl. She
-was a friendless orphan, the daughter of a clergyman,
-had been a governess, had broken down in health, and,
-with the last remnant of her little savings, taken a humble
-lodging near the sea, in order to benefit by the ozone.
-How she had found, during her innocent strolls on the
-beach, not only that health of which she had been in
-search, but a husband. And, finally, how every fiber of
-her soul, being naturally bound up in that husband, and
-her present state of health delicate, the infliction of such
-a blow as the Pantheress contemplated striking might
-not only strike at the roots of love, but of life.</p>
-
-<p>With which peroration counsel concluded, not wholly
-dissatisfied with himself. He wiped his brow, and sent a
-hopeful glance at the Pantheress. Her features had not
-softened, nor was her eye dimmed. Her lips twitched,
-certainly, but the convulsive movement was merely the
-herald of a yawn.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a good one to jaw!” she said, when he had
-finished. “Come, I’ll not be hard on you. How much
-have you got?”</p>
-
-<p>He named the amount.</p>
-
-<p>“Hand out!” the Pantheress bade him.</p>
-
-<p>He would give her half the sum then and there, Ponsonby
-said, with a gleam of strategic cunning, and the
-other half when she was fairly outside the hall-door—not
-before.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[100]</span>The Pantheress nodded, and clutched the first installment
-from his hand greedily, and caught her dirty bonnet
-from the table and threw it on her head. “No
-larks!” she said warningly—“come on!” and moved to
-the room door, where she paused. “Ain’t you got manners
-enough to open it for a lady?” she remarked in an
-aggrieved tone. Ponsonby, hastily restoring the tell-tale
-second glass to the sideboard, sprang forward and
-grasped the handle—and dropped it as though it had
-been red-hot, for he had caught the sound of footsteps—light,
-regular, measured footsteps—descending the stairs.
-He could not utter a word. He turned a white face and
-glaring eyes upon the Pantheress. And the steps came
-nearer. As the dining-room door opened, he fell back,
-helplessly, behind it. The wall seemed to open and
-swallow him—thick, suffocating folds fell before his
-face; he had backed into the curtained recess whence the
-Pantheress had emerged thirty fateful minutes previously.
-Through a three-cornered rent in the stuff, just
-the height of his eye from the ground, and through which
-that beast of prey had probably watched him, he looked—and
-saw his wife!</p>
-
-<p>She wore a loose white wrapping gown; her hair—the
-hair—hung in waves about her shoulders. Barring the
-bedroom candle she carried, and losing sight of her prosaic
-nineteenth-century surroundings, she resembled one
-of Burne Jones’s angels. But her calm expression
-changed, and her voice was tuned to a key of unangelic
-indignation, as her glance lighted on the painted, brazen
-Defiance, erect and bristling, before her.</p>
-
-<p>“You ... a woman, what do you want? How did
-you?—how dared you come here?”</p>
-
-<p>The Pantheress was about, in answer, to launch the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[101]</span>
-first of an elaborate flight of insults, couched in the easy
-vernacular of Leicester Square, when she stopped short.
-Her thick lips rolled back from her gleaming fangs in a
-triumphant grin. She bent forward, with her hands
-upon her thighs, and made a close inspection of the face
-of Ponsonby’s wife.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>What! Luce?</i>”...</p>
-
-<p>The other recoiled, with a slight cry. And Ponsonby,
-in his retirement, was conscious of a deadly qualm—for
-Mrs. Ponsonby’s Christian name was Lucy! When he
-opened his shut eyes and peeped through the rent again,
-it was only to receive a fresh shock—for Mrs. Ponsonby
-and the Pantheress were sitting, one on either side of
-the table, chatting like old friends.</p>
-
-<p>“Luck was poor,” the Pantheress was saying, “and me
-low down in my spirits. So when I found the door of a
-swell house like this open, ‘I’ll pop in,’ says I to myself,
-‘and look about for a snack of something and a drop to
-drink, and then make off if I can, clear, or else go to
-quod—like a lady.’ And I did pop in—and I did look
-about—and the first thing that turns up is—you! On a
-smooth lay, ain’t you? Always a daring one, you were.
-A clergyman’s daughter, and an orphan! We’ve most of
-us been clergymen’s daughters and orphans in our time,
-but not a girl of us ever looked it more than you. And
-you’re married! Ha! ha! With a swell church service,
-and singin’, and a Continental tour to give the orphan
-a little change of scenery. She’d seen so little in her
-time, the poor dear! Lord! I shall die of it!”</p>
-
-<p>The woman rocked with silent laughter. It seemed to
-the man behind the curtain that her eyes, across his
-wife’s shoulder, glared full into his—that her coarse
-jeers were leveled at him. He could not have uttered a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[102]</span>
-sound, or stirred a finger, for the dear life. A kind of
-catalepsy had possessed him. But he saw them drink
-together, and heard them talk ... turning over with
-conversational pitchforks the unspeakable horrors of the
-dunghill whence his white butterfly had taken wing....
-Ponsonby had never been an imaginative man, but that
-midnight conference wrought his sensibilities to such a
-pitch that, leaning against the wall in the corner of the
-curtained recess, he quietly fainted.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>He came back to consciousness in darkness through
-which struggled no gleam of light. He did not know
-where he was until he staggered out from behind the
-stifling draperies and switched on the light with shaking
-hands. Then he found himself in his own dining-room.
-There were no glasses on the table—the spring bar of
-the liquor stand was in its place, the brandy decanter
-was, as he remembered to have left it, half full. He
-found his candle on the sideboard and lighted it, and
-went into the hall. The hall-door was barred and bolted.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank God, I <i>have</i> been dreaming!” said Ponsonby,
-and went upstairs.</p>
-
-<p>There she lay—a breathing picture of reposeful innocence—fast
-asleep. Ponsonby stooped and kissed the
-hair that flooded her pillow and invaded his own, and
-silently swore by all his deities that he would never go to
-another City dinner as long as he lived. Before he crept
-into bed he knelt down—a thing he had not done since
-he was a boy—and said awkwardly, “O God, I’m glad it
-was a dream! Thank you!”</p>
-
-<p>He slept the sleep of the weary, and rose, not a giant,
-it is true, but very much refreshed. He dandered down
-to the breakfast table in a leisurely way, humming a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[103]</span>
-tune. As he shook out his newspaper, the absurdity and
-improbability of his recent vision struck him for the first
-time; he laughed until he ached. Then he dropped his
-newspaper, and stooped to pick it up. Something bright
-that lay upon the carpet under the table attracted his
-notice. The man put forth his hand and took it, and his
-ruddy morning face underwent a strange and ghastly
-alteration. For the thing was a long steel bonnet pin,
-with a vulgar blue glass head! Men have died suddenly
-of pin pricks before now.</p>
-
-<p>But Ponsonby’s tortures are lingering. He is alive
-still, and she is still Mrs. Ponsonby. He has never
-spoken—the Secret of the Blue Glass Pin is hidden from
-the woman who walks Life’s path with him. But sometimes
-she is haunted by a dreadful Doubt, and at all
-times he is bestridden by an overwhelming Certainty.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[104]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">A FAT GIRL’S LOVE STORY</h2>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">In Three Parts</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE first thing I remember being told is that I was a
-Parksop, and the second that it was worth while
-living, if only to have that name. Some years after, it
-dawned upon me that we had got very little else.</p>
-
-<p>Father was a landed proprietor upon a reduced scale,
-and a parent on a large one. There were twelve of us,
-counting Prenderby, who had passed into the Army a
-few years previously, and passed out of it later on at the
-unanimous request of his superior officers. Father cut
-him off with a shilling—which he forgot to send him—and
-sternly forbade him to bear the name of Parksop
-any more. He has done well since, and attributes his rise
-in life entirely to that deprivation. Nobody ever writes
-to Prenderby except Charlotte.</p>
-
-<p>If an abnormally fat girl could possibly be the heroine
-of a romantic love story, Charlotte—“Podge,” as she has
-been nicknamed ever since I can remember—would
-stand in that relation to this narrative. But, you know,
-such a thing isn’t possible. If it had been, Belle, who
-comes in between Podge and Prenderby, and is the acknowledged
-beauty of the family, having all the hereditary
-Parksop points besides several of her own, nobody
-would have wondered.</p>
-
-<p>How did the story begin? With Roderick and me—coming<span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[105]</span>
-home to spend a vacation. It was likely to be
-a pretty long one, for the Head of the School had behaved
-in a most ungentlemanly way, showing absolutely
-crass insensibility, as father said, to the advantage of
-having one of the best names in England on his school
-list, while it remained written at the bottom of a check
-for fifty-nine pounds, odd shillings, and half-pence,
-marked by a groveling-spirited bank cashier “No Assets.”</p>
-
-<p>You may guess Roddy and me didn’t grumble much—the
-Parksops have never been strong in grammar and
-orthography, so I’m not going to apologize for a slip
-here and there—didn’t grumble much at hearing that we
-were to stay at home for the present, and be “brought
-on” by the curate in Euclid and Latin and Greek, and
-all the rest of the rot. He wouldn’t strike for wages,
-father knew, because for one thing he was very modest
-and shy, and for another he was spoons on Belle. If he
-wasn’t, why was he always glaring at our pew in
-church? And for the same reason we shouldn’t be overworked—a
-thing the most reckless boys acknowledge to
-be bad for them. So the morning after our return we
-went down to breakfast feeling as jolly as could be.</p>
-
-<p>Father shook hands with us in his lofty way. We
-could see that he was deeply indignant with the Head
-from the way in which his aquiline nose hooked itself
-when we gave him a letter we’d brought with us. We
-almost wished we had torn it up, because, having made
-up our minds to go fishing that morning, we had meant
-to ask him for the key of the old boat house by the pond,
-where the punt was kept, which key, with a disregard of
-opportunity quite unnatural, as Roddy said—in a man
-with so large a family—he always kept hidden away.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[106]</span>Belle gave us two fingers to shake and her ear to kiss,
-and the others, as many as were allowed to breakfast
-with the elders, crowded round, and then Podge came
-bouncing in and hugged us for everybody. We didn’t
-care about the hugging, because it was such a smothering
-business, like sinking into a sea of eiderdown, Roddy
-used to say, who was imaginative for a Parksop. And
-here, as it’s usual to describe a heroine—though I don’t
-acknowledge her for one, you know—it would be best to
-describe Podge a little.</p>
-
-<p>It describes her kind of temper pretty well to say that
-she didn’t mind being called Podge—even before
-strangers. The name describes her exactly. You
-couldn’t tone it down and call her plump; she was simply
-one of the fattest girls you ever saw. Her large
-face was rosy, and usually beamed, as people say in
-books, with smiles and good temper. Her hair was
-black, and done up in the way that took the least time,
-and her eyes were black and bright, and would have been
-big if her face had been a little less moonlike. She had
-little dumpy hands and little dumpy feet, rather pretty—in
-fact, the only family landmarks, as Belle said, that
-had not been effaced by the rising tide of fat. In a
-regular story there is always something about the
-heroine’s waist: not that I give in to Podge being—you
-know! I suppose she had a waist; at least, it was possible
-to tell where her frock bodies left off and her skirts
-began—then. It isn’t now! The frocks were always old,
-because whenever Podge had a new one she gave it to
-Belle, and you couldn’t deny that Belle did them more
-justice. Then, she had a nice kind of voice, though the
-Parksop drawl had been left out of it, and I think that’s
-all—except that, considering her beam, she moved about<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[107]</span>
-lightly, and that she always sat down like a collapsing
-feather bed and got up like an expanding balloon.</p>
-
-<p>Breakfast didn’t make the school commons look very
-foolish. There wasn’t much difference, except that the
-coffee wasn’t so groundy. Father had his little dish of
-something special—kidneys, this time—and Roddy, sitting
-at his right hand—we were treated as guests the first
-day at home—dived in under his elbow when he was
-deep in his coffee cup and harpooned half a one. Of
-course, he had to bolt it before father came to the surface,
-and Podge was dreadfully anxious, seeing him so
-purple in the face, lest he should choke.</p>
-
-<p>I did as well as I could with my rasher of bacon and
-hers, and I remember her whispering to me, just before
-Nuddles came in with the Squire’s card, that the housekeeping
-money had been lately more limited than ever.
-And as I looked across the table, out at the window, and
-over the green, rolling Surrey landscape—all Parksop
-property in our ancestors’ times—and remembered that
-such a small slice of it was left to be divided between
-such a lot of us, it did occur to me that it would have
-been better if they—meaning the ancestors—had been a
-little less Parksopian in the way of not being able to
-keep what they had got. Then Nuddles, the butler, came
-in with Squire Braddlebury’s card, and the curtain drew
-up—we had had a performance of one of the plays of
-Terence that very half year, and I had done the part of
-a dumb slave to everybody’s admiration—and the curtain
-drew up on what would have been “Podge’s Romance,”
-if Podge had only been thinner.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[108]</span></p>
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Father broke up the breakfast party with getting up
-and going out. As a rule nobody dared push back his or
-her chair until <i>he</i> had finished, and when he took it into
-his head to read one of the leaders in the <i>Times</i> aloud to
-us, we had to make up our minds to spend the afternoon.
-But as a rule he went to the library as soon as
-he’d done, and worked until lunch. He usually worked
-leaning back in his armchair, with his feet on a footstool,
-and a silk handkerchief thrown over his head. He went
-to the library now, to meet the Squire, whose gruff
-“Good-morning” Roddy and I heard as father opened
-the door. He didn’t quite shut it afterward, and as
-Roddy and I stood by the hall table, carefully sewing
-up the sleeves of the Squire’s covert coat—for Podge had
-given us each a neat pocket needle-and-thread case, to
-teach us to be tidy, she said, and a taste for practical
-joking isn’t incompatible with lofty lineage—we couldn’t
-help hearing some of the conversation.</p>
-
-<p>It was most of it on the Squire’s side, and the words
-“title deeds,” “unentailed,” and “mortgage” occurred
-over and over again. Then “unpaid,” “due notice,”
-“neglected,” and, finally, “foreclosure.” Perhaps it was
-father’s giving a hollow groan at this, and being seen by
-me through the crack of the library door to tear his hair,
-beautifully white, without tearing any of it out, that
-made me listen. At any rate, I left Roddy busy with the
-coat, and—any other boy, even a Parksop by birth,
-would have done as much under the circumstances.</p>
-
-<p>Well, I made out that Squire Braddlebury had got
-father on toast. It became quite plain to me, boy as I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[109]</span>
-was, that he could, whenever he chose, strip us of the
-last remaining hundreds of our old acres, and send us,
-generally, packing to Old Gooseberry—with a word.
-Then he asked father why he thought he didn’t say the
-word then and there? and father said something about
-respect for ancient title and hereditary something or
-other; and Squire Braddlebury, who had made his vulgar
-money in trade, said ancient title and hereditary
-something or other might be dee’d. And then——</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll tell you why, Parksop,” he blustered. “It’s because
-of your girl! When you came to me for money to
-waste on your gobbling, selfish old self, caring, not you,
-not one snap whether your family went bare for the rest
-o’ their lives, so long as you got what you wanted for the
-rest of yours, I lent you the cash on your title deeds,
-signed by Edward Plantagenet—and more fool he to
-waste good land on you! I lent you the cash, I say, because
-I knew you’d not come up to the mark when pay
-day came, and I wanted your girl. What’s that you say?
-Belle! Not if I know it! Sandy hair and aquiline profiles
-don’t agree with me. I mean Miss Charlotte.
-She’s a fine, full figure of a woman; she’s a good ’un, too!
-Don’t I know how she keeps your house a-going? Don’t
-I know how she makes and mends, plans and contrives,
-teaches the children when your foreign governesses take
-French leave, because they can’t get their wages out of
-you, Parksop, and does the Lord knows what besides! I
-shouldn’t have spoken so soon, but another fellow’s got
-his eye on her—Noel, the parson—you know who I mean.
-I believe they’re secretly engaged, or something.”</p>
-
-<p>“Gracious Heavens!” cried father.</p>
-
-<p>“If they are,” growled the Squire, “it don’t matter.
-We’ll soon put the curate to the right-about, and on the
-day I take her to church you’ll get your title deeds back.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[110]</span>
-You’re reasonable, I see. It’s a bargain. So go and
-fetch her, Parksop; go and fetch her.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a scroop and shriek of overstrained springs
-and tortured leather. The Squire had thrown himself
-into father’s armchair. I had only time to drag Roddy
-behind the green baize door that shuts off the servants’
-wing from the rest of the house, when father came out
-of the library.</p>
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>The whole house was topsy-turvy. The secret of the
-mortgage was out, for one thing. Everybody knew that
-the Squire had proposed to Podge, that Podge had said
-“No” to him, in spite of father’s dignified commands, and
-that the Squire had rushed out of the house, foaming at
-the mouth, with his coat half on and half off, stormed
-his way round to the stables, where he saddled his horse
-himself, and galloped homeward, scattering objurgations,
-threats, and imprecations right and left.</p>
-
-<p>“Stuck-up paupers! Make Parksop know better!
-Sell ’em up, stick and stone! Prefer d—d curate to
-me, Thomas Braddlebury! Fool! Must be crazy!”</p>
-
-<p>Roddy and I and everybody else agreed with him, except
-Podge. She was regularly downright obstinate. She
-had given in to all of us all her life, and now, just when
-her giving in meant so much, she wouldn’t. What was
-the good of beginning, we asked, if she didn’t intend to
-go on? We were very severe with her, because she deserved
-it. Falling in love at her size—like a milkmaid—and
-with an elderly curate—an old-young man, with
-shabby clothes and a stoop! Belle had put up with his
-staring at our pew when he read the Litany on Sundays,
-but now that she was quite sure he hadn’t been doing it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[111]</span>
-because of her, she regarded it as an unpardonable insult.
-She stirred up father to write to the Rector demanding
-Mr. Noel’s instant dismissal, and the Rector
-sent back an old, unsettled claim for tithe money, and
-referred father to the Bishop of the diocese.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile, Podge was the victim of love. It was
-really funny. She cried quarts at night, according to
-Belle. Her red nose and swollen eyes made her funnier
-still. And old Noel stooped more going about his parish
-work. He was a gentleman—that was one thing to be
-said for him—and if two perfectly healthy lives had not
-stood between him and the title, he’d have been a baronet,
-with a rent roll worth having, the Rector’s wife said.</p>
-
-<p>They say dropping wears away a stone. We dropped
-on Podge from morning till night, and she gave in at last.
-She put on her hat and trotted down to the Rectory—waddled
-would be the best word. She saw Noel, and had
-it out <i>vivâ voce</i>. She’d tried to do it by letter—Belle
-found a torn-up note of dismissal in her room, beginning
-“My lost Darling.” We yelled over the notion of
-old Noel being Podge’s lost darling; almost before we’d
-done yelling she was back again, and had smothered the
-little ones all round, and gone to the library with a flag
-of truce—a wet pocket handkerchief—to announce the
-capitulation to father. She spoke to me afterward,
-looked appealing, as if she wanted to be praised for doing
-a simple thing like that for her family! I didn’t praise
-her, and Roddy gave her even less encouragement.</p>
-
-<p>The Squire was sent for by special messenger, and
-came without hurrying. He said he was glad she’d come
-to her senses and showed a proper appreciation of the
-gifts Providence had placed within her reach. He
-brought a diamond engagement ring, which wouldn’t go
-on the proper finger. We laughed again at that; we were<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[112]</span>
-always laughing in those days. And he gave father one
-of the title deeds back, and stayed to dinner, and had a
-little music in the drawing-room afterward, and kissed
-Podge when he went away, at which Roddy and I and
-Belle nearly went into convulsions, and in a little time
-the wedding day was fixed.</p>
-
-<p>As it came near, Podge didn’t get any thinner. She
-ate her dinner just as usual, and smothered the children
-a good deal. She was to have half a dozen or so of them
-to live with her; she stipulated for that, and the Squire
-grinned and scowled and said, “All right, for the present!”
-He turned out to be quite generous, and tipped
-us sovereigns and Belle jewelry and new frocks, and she
-said every time she tried them on that she had quite
-come to regard him as a relative. Everybody had except
-Podge, and I dare say if you’d asked her she’d have
-said she was the person whose opinion mattered most.
-You never know how selfish unselfish people can be till
-they’re tried! It’s true the Squire was awfully ugly and
-as rough as a bear, and a little too fond of drinks that
-made his temper uncertain and his legs unsteady. But
-he had done a great deal for the family, and women can’t
-expect us men to be angels.</p>
-
-<p>Podge was a little too quiet as the wedding drew near.
-You know, there’s no fun in pinning a cockchafer that
-doesn’t spin round lively. The presents came in and the
-invitations went out, the breakfast was planned, the cake
-came from London, with heaps of other things; but she
-kept quiet. The night before the wedding it rained.
-Somebody wanted her for one of the thousand things
-people were always wanting her for, and she couldn’t be
-found. She stayed out so long that father sent word to
-the stablemen and gardeners to take torches and drag
-the pond. Of course, he was anxious, for you can’t have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[113]</span>
-a wedding without a bride. But why the pond? A thin
-girl might have tried that without seeming ridiculous,
-but not a fat one, and Podge couldn’t have sunk if she’d
-tried! She came in at last among us, looking very queer,
-and wet to the skin, with only a thin cloak on over her
-evening dress. She said she’d been to the churchyard,
-to mother’s grave, praying that we might be forgiven.
-She laughed the next moment, catching a glimpse of her
-own droll figure in the drawing-room glass.</p>
-
-<p>Next day was the wedding day. Everybody had new
-clothes, and the bridesmaids’ lockets had the initials of
-Podge and the Squire, “C” and “R,” in diamonds.
-Roddy and I had pins to match—Hunt and Roskell’s. I
-forget how many yards of white satin went into Podge’s
-wedding gown, but it measured thirty-eight inches round
-the waist—no larks. She cried all the way going to
-church, so that father was nearly washed out of the
-brougham.</p>
-
-<p>How did the wedding go off? It never came off at all!
-There were the county people in the smart clothes
-they’d taken the shine off in London; there were the
-school children, with washed faces and clean pinafores,
-and baskets of rose leaves all ready to strew on the path
-of the happy pair. There were the decorations, palms
-and lilies, as if the occasion had been a kind of martyr’s
-festival; and there was the Bishop at the altar rails,
-with the Rector, waiting to tie the knot; and the Squire,
-in a blue frock-coat, buff waistcoat, and shepherd’s plaid
-trousers, with a whole magnolia in his buttonhole, waiting
-for Podge.</p>
-
-<p>Father tried to lead her up the aisle, but it was too
-narrow, so he walked behind. Just as she put her foot
-on the chancel step, out comes old Noel out of the vestry,
-to everybody’s surprise, looking flushed and excited.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[114]</span>
-He said something I didn’t hear, and then Podge calls
-out, “Oh, I can’t! Have mercy!” or something like that,
-and surged down with a flop, like the sound a big wave
-makes dashing into a cave’s mouth, on the red and white
-tiles. Old Noel ran to lift her up, but couldn’t do it.
-The Squire called out, “D—— you! Let my wife alone!”
-And the Bishop rebuked him for swearing in a sacred
-edifice. Then father and the Squire and old Noel hoisted
-Podge up—for two of ’em weren’t strong enough—and
-tottered with her into the vestry.</p>
-
-<p>What happened? I got in, and so I know all about it.
-We sprinkled Podge with water, and set fire to a feather
-duster and held it under her nose, and she came to, with
-her hair down, and her wreath and veil hanging by one
-hairpin. And old Noel bent over her, and said, “Dearest
-Charlotte, there is no need for the sacrifice now!” And
-he pulled a newspaper out of his pocket and handed it
-to father, who said, “What! what! how dare you, man?”
-and then dropped his eye on a paragraph marked in red
-ink, and said in the best Parksop manner, “I really beg
-your pardon, Sir Clement! Your uncle and his son both
-drowned yachting in the Mediterranean? Most deplorable!
-but really affords you no excuse for—ah—interrupting
-a solemn ceremony in so extraordinary a manner.”
-And then he and old—I mean Sir Clement Noel—had a
-few confidential words in a corner, and I heard old—I
-mean the Baronet—say, “On my word and honor, a
-sacred pledge!” And father astounded everybody by
-turning on the Squire, and telling him in the most gentlemanly
-way to go about his business, which he did,
-swearing awfully, while Podge was crying for joy, and
-Sir Noel comforting her with his arm round her waist—I
-mean as far as it would go.</p>
-
-<p>That happened three years ago, and Podge and Sir<span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[115]</span>
-Clement Noel have been married three years all but a
-week. We all live with Podge and her husband—I don’t
-think they’ve ever been alone together for a day since
-their honeymoon. Father is very fond of Charlotte now,
-and says the baby is a real Parksop. That always makes
-Sir Clement Noel wild—I can’t think why.</p>
-
-<p>I’ve often thought since, after seeing what they call a
-domestic drama, that what happened to Podge and Noel
-might have happened to the hero and heroine of one.
-Only, a hero never has gray hair and a stoop, and there
-never yet was a heroine who measured as much as thirty-eight
-inches round the waist. It’s impossible!</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[116]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE balloon ascended from the Chiswick Gasworks at
-twelve-thirty, amid the thin cheers of an outer
-fringe of Works <i>employés</i> and an inner circle composed
-of members of the Imperial Air Club, who had motored
-down expressly for the start. It was by courtesy a summer
-day, a June gale having blown itself out over night,
-a June frost having nipped vegetation over morn. Now
-there was not a breath of wind, and the sky vault arching
-over London and the suburbs was of purplish-gray,
-through which a broad ray of white-hot sunshine pierced
-slantingly with weird effect as the order “Hands off!”
-was given, and the <i>Beata</i>, of forty-five thousand cubic
-feet, owner Captain the Honorable H. Maudslay-Berrish,
-of the I. A. C., soared rapidly upward.</p>
-
-<p>Hitherto Maudslay-Berrish, occupied with the thousand
-cares devolving on the aeronaut, had not looked
-directly at either of his traveling companions. These
-were his wife’s friend and his wife. We all remember
-the sumptuous Miss Fennis, of the Hyperion and other
-West End comedy theaters. Many of the masculine
-readers of this truthful record have laid offerings of hot-house
-flowers, jewelry, sweetmeats, and settlements, at
-those high-arched insteps in their pre-nuptial days, and
-not all have had cause to mourn the rejection of the
-same. But Maudslay-Berrish, son of a philanthropic
-Nonconformist peer, to whom the theater is the antechamber
-to the Pit, married her, and, as too far south<span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[117]</span>
-is north, the men of his set thenceforth tacked on “Poor
-chap!” or “Poor beggar!” to the mention of his name,
-when another stage triumph of his gifted wife, who did
-not resign her profession, was recorded in the newspapers.</p>
-
-<p>The friend of Mrs. Maudslay-Berrish, whom we may
-know as “Teddy,” gasped one or two private gasps as
-the <i>Beata</i> shot up to an altitude of three thousand feet,
-and Chiswick Gasworks fell away underneath her into a
-tinted relief map of West London, and then was buried
-under a sea of swirling dun-gray vapors. The hoot of a
-motor-car—the needle-sharp screech of a railway locomotive—were
-the last sounds to reach the ears of the
-<i>Beata’s</i> three passengers. Then the sounds of Earth sank
-into the silence of Eternity. And the soul of Mrs.
-Maudslay-Berrish’s friend felt very thin and small,
-knowing itself adrift upon that tideless sea. The wicker
-car seemed also small—small to unsafeness—and the
-ropes as frail as the strands of a spider web. Cautiously
-Teddy put forth his immaculately gloved hand and
-touched one. Madness, to have trusted limb and life
-to things like these. Madness, to have left the good
-solid ground, where there were clubs and comfort and
-other men to keep you from feeling alone—for Teddy
-realized with vivid clearness that in this particular moment
-and at this particular point Mrs. Maudslay-Berrish
-counted for nothing. He even forgot to look to see
-if she was there. But she was there, and looking at him
-across her husband’s back. For Maudslay-Berrish was
-in the middle of the oblong basket, and he was leaning
-over, peering down into the swirling gray sea below, his
-folded arms upon the wicker car edge, his chin upon
-them.</p>
-
-<p>As matter of fact, he did not wish his wife and her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[118]</span>
-friend to see how heartily he was laughing. When you
-have set a trap for two beings whom you hate with an
-intensity beyond all the range of human expression, and
-waited patiently for years—it had taken him, Maudslay-Berrish,
-just three years to qualify as a member of the
-Air Club—to see them fall into it, you laugh when it
-happens. And if they chance to see your face while you
-are doing it, it makes them feel uncomfortable....
-And when they know!... The purple veins swelled
-upon his narrow forehead under the leather peak of his
-Club cap. His muscles cracked, his shoulders heaved
-with that hidden, terrible, convulsive laughter.</p>
-
-<p>“Harwood,” cried his wife, her strong voice ringing
-loud in the thin, untainted air, “what is the matter? Is
-anything wrong?”</p>
-
-<p>“The balloon is not leaking, the valve is in proper order,
-there is plenty of ballast on board, the car is sound,
-the ropes are new and have been tested,” said Maudslay-Berrish.
-“There is scarcely a breath of wind to move us,
-and yet something <i>is</i> wrong. What are you trying to ask
-me, Beryl ... whether we are in danger? At the risk
-of spoiling your evident enjoyment of your first ascent,
-I answer ‘Yes!’”</p>
-
-<p>Then he straightened his bowed figure and turned so as
-to face the wife who had betrayed him so often, and
-Teddy, her friend. She, Beryl, looked at him with wild
-eyes set in a face suddenly grown sharp and thin. She
-clenched her gloved left hand upon a rope of the car,
-and the splitting of the glove back revealed her wedding
-ring and its keeper of sparkling diamonds. At the sight
-of that consecrated symbol another gust of mad laughter
-seized Maudslay-Berrish, and the tears poured down
-his purple face, and he roared and roared again, until
-every fiber of the car vibrated with his ugly merriment.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[119]</span>“For God’s sake, Berrish, don’t laugh like that!”
-shrieked Teddy, blue-white and gibbering. “Are you
-mad, or what?”</p>
-
-<p>“Were you sane, you infernal fool—you two infernal
-fools—when you got into this car with the man whom
-you have outraged?” shrieked Maudslay-Berrish.
-“Haven’t you dragged my good name in the mud, made
-me a by-word and a laughing-stock, a mockery even to
-myself—even to myself, in the last five years! Why,
-you d—— ——” (he called Mrs. Maudslay-Berrish an
-unlovely name) “my very servants sneer at me, the people
-at the theater grin when I come loafin’ round behind
-the scenes. They’re quite aware of what I’ve swallowed
-without gaggin’. They know I’ve lived on your money
-when I’d got through my own, quite fly as to where most
-of it came from”—he pointed a shaking finger at the
-stricken Teddy—“and as downy as you pleased. Teddy,
-old chap, I’ve <i>called</i> that blue-gilled funker there, and
-half a dozen like him. Well, Teddy, old chap, say your
-prayers quick, for you’re going to die suddenly!”</p>
-
-<p>The woman and her lover knew now what their late
-dupe and butt meant to do. He had the ripping cord
-half-hitched about his left wrist—the ripping cord, a
-sharp tug at which will, when a balloon is dangerously
-dragged during a descent, take an entire panel out of the
-envelope in two seconds, immediately deflating the bag.
-And in his right hand Maudslay-Berrish manipulated a
-neat little revolver.</p>
-
-<p>Certainly he played the star part in the drama, and
-held the audience breathless. Half of the audience, that
-is, for Teddy, old chap, was at his prayers. Down on his
-knees at the bottom of the car, his gloved hands rigidly
-clasped, his handsome, weak face turned up to the sustaining
-ball of gas that hovered in its imprisoning net<span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[120]</span>
-above, between him and the Illimitable Void, he cowered
-and slavered. In pleading for Heaven’s mercy upon a
-miserable sinner, he set forth that his Eve had tempted
-him; he asked for time to make up, another chance, a
-year, six months, a week only of sweet life. Hearing
-him, Eve herself grew sick with contempt of his infinite
-littleness, and even Maudslay-Berrish half turned away
-his eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t <i>you</i> pray?” he said, sneeringly, to his
-wife. “Why don’t <i>you</i> grovel like that thing you have
-kissed?”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Fennis, of the Hyperion, would have held an
-audience mute and breathless by the quiet scorn conveyed
-in Mrs. Maudslay-Berrish’s look and tone.</p>
-
-<p>“I dare say when you have done what you are going
-to do, I shall wake up in Hell,” she said; “and I believe
-I shall have earned it!”</p>
-
-<p>Teddy, still spinning out the smeared records of his
-Past, was now prostrate and bathed in tears.</p>
-
-<p>“If I doubted the existence of such a place before, I do
-not now. For I have loved that man”—she bit her white
-underlip sharply—“and I have seen and heard him.
-Henceforth there can be nothing worse to bear, here or
-hereafter. Why do you delay? Pull the cord and have
-done with it, or I shall say <i>you</i> are afraid!”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>The <i>Beata</i> came sailing gently down upon a delightful
-green expanse of turf at Aldershot—the tennis ground,
-in fact, of a dandy Cavalry Regiment. The anchor
-dropped and caught in a pollard oak; a dozen delightfully
-pink lieutenants in correct flannels assisted the
-handsome Miss Fennis, of the West End theaters, to
-alight from the basket. Maudslay-Berrish, calm and
-imperturbable as usual, followed. In the midst of congratulations<span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[121]</span>
-and offers of luncheon, a lieutenant exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>“Great Scott! Why didn’t you say you’d another passenger
-in the car? Here’s a man lying in a dead faint
-at the bottom of it!”</p>
-
-<p>And they brought out Teddy, very white and limp,
-and gave him brandy.</p>
-
-<p>“Heart weak, what?” said the lieutenant who had exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>“He has certainly had some—cardiac trouble,” returned
-Maudslay-Berrish placidly; “but I think he will
-be less liable to the—ahem!—the weakness after this
-little trip of ours together in the Fourth Dimension.”</p>
-
-<p>And he smiled as he lighted a very large cigar.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[122]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE GEWGAW</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE iron doors of the auction-room were closed
-tightly as the valves of an oyster shell; the forward
-rush of a smartly attired throng awaited their rolling
-back in the polished steel grooves. It was to be a
-woman’s field day; the contents of a notable jewel
-casket were to be dispersed under the hammer. And the
-<i>bonne-mouche</i> of the occasion—a superb blue diamond
-of sixty-five carats, a gem worthy to rank among the historic
-stones of the world, fit to be counted among the
-treasures of a Sultan or to blaze upon the bosom of an
-Empress—was discussed by watering mouths. Some of
-them were old and some of them were young, but all were
-tinted with the newest shade in lip bloom, and all wore
-the same expression of almost sensual desire. Paradise
-plumes fought together as wonderfully hatted heads
-bent and swayed and nodded in animated discussion.
-The stone had brought a hundred thousand louis and
-the Grand Monarque’s own patent of nobility to the
-Portuguese adventurer who had stolen it from a Hindu
-temple midway in the seventeenth century. It had
-gleamed between the wicked, white breasts of the
-Duchesse de Berry, the shameless daughter of the Régent
-d’Orleans, at that final supper on the Terrace of
-Meudon. It had been seized by the Revolutionists in
-the stormy days of 1792, and had mysteriously vanished
-from the Garde Meuble, to reappear in the taloned
-clutches of a London money lender and gem dealer, notorious
-as a rogue among the spendthrift fine gentlemen<span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[123]</span>
-of White’s and Crockford’s. And it had been bought by
-a big banker, and bid for by a Tsar, and sold to a great
-Tory nobleman, and left as an heirloom, and given to an
-Italian opera singer, and got back by arbitration and
-made a ward in Chancery, and sold in Paris by sanction
-of the Court; and now the woman who had bought and
-owned and worn it—sometimes as the swinging central
-stone of a tiara, at other times as the pendant to a
-matchless collar of black pearls—was dead, and Briscoe’s
-famous auction-room, which is the chief clearing-place
-of the world, was about to witness a new record in
-progressive bidding.</p>
-
-<p>The live women who had known and envied the dead
-owner of the blue diamond clustered thick about the
-iron doors, and loaded the atmosphere of the crowded
-place with their perfumes, and chattered like the inmates
-of the parrot house at the Zoological Gardens.
-Not one of them but would have given her soul in exchange
-for even a lesser jewel if Satan had appeared at
-her elbow and suggested the exchange. He did come to
-one of them. She was a pretty woman, still almost
-young; she was beautifully dressed in painted silken
-muslin, and wore a whole king bird of Paradise in her
-Paris hat. The bronze-gold wires of the wonderful tail,
-tipped with vivid emerald at the ends, curved and sprang
-about the wearer’s well-waved and well-dressed head like
-living snakes of incredible slenderness. The rich red
-plumage of the dead creature’s head and throat gleamed
-like rubies; the delicate feather tufts that sprang from
-beneath the wings quivered with her every movement;
-the orange bill held a seed, cunningly placed; the cobalt-blue
-legs were perched upon a rose stem. To insure such
-beauty in the plumage the skin must be torn from the
-living bird. Any woman might be happy in possessing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[124]</span>
-such a hat; but this one was miserable.... She wanted
-the big blue diamond.... And this urbane, polished
-person, elegantly attired, had told her that, if she chose,
-it might be hers in exchange for a possession only half
-believed in—to wit, the woman’s soul—disposed of to a
-personage held, until that psychological moment, to be
-non-existent.</p>
-
-<p>This was not the devil of St. Dunstan, with horns and
-a tail, or the cloaked and ribald wine seller of St. Anthony,
-or the lubberly fiend of Luther, or the clawed and
-scaly tempter of Bunyan. Nor did this personage bear
-the least resemblance to the swaggering, scarlet-and-black,
-sinister Mephistopheles of Goethe, as represented
-by the late Sir Henry Irving—upon whom be the Peace
-of Heaven!—but the woman entertained no doubt that
-it was the very devil himself. In this urbane and polished
-gentleman in the light gray, tight-waisted frock-coat
-and trousers of Bond Street cut, from beneath
-whose snowy, polished double collar flowed a voluminous
-cascade of pearl-colored cravat pinned with a small but
-perfect pigeon’s-blood ruby; whose lapel bore a mauve
-orchid, whose immaculate white spats, perfectly polished
-patent boots, slender watch-chain, jade-headed walking
-stick, and pale buff gloves, betokened the most studied
-refinement and the most elegant taste, the daughter of
-Eve recognized the hereditary enemy of the Human
-Race.</p>
-
-<p>She did not scream or turn ghastly with mortal
-fear; her Crême Magnolia and Rose Ninon were quite
-too thick for that. But her heart gave a sickening jolt,
-and fear immeasurable paralyzed her faculties, and her
-veins ran liquid ice—or was it liquid fire?—and for one
-swooning instant, under the regard of those intolerably
-mocking, unspeakably hateful eyes, the life in her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[125]</span>
-seemed to dwindle to a mere pin’s point of consciousness.
-But she revived and rallied, and the terror passed.</p>
-
-<p>“Come!” he said, “you do not fear me—we have been
-friends too long; and to me, who know the world so well,
-and to you, who know it and are of it, there is nothing so
-undesirable as to create a scene.” His voice was polished,
-gracious. It caressed like the touch of velvet, even
-if it crisped the nerves as velvet does. “You know me....
-I know you, and how your heart is set upon this
-jewel that is to be sold to-day. Rest easy! Though
-you have with you in that gold chain purse-bag notes for
-fifteen thousand pounds, ten thousand of it raised by
-what rigorous moralists ... those unpleasant persons!
-... might call unlawful means....”</p>
-
-<p>“Hush!” she cried, trembling, unable to remove her
-eyes from that face—long, oval, benevolent—with wide,
-arched brows and features exquisitely regular, framed in
-long waving hair—dark auburn mingled with gray—which
-fell nearly to his collar and mingled with a curling
-beard of natural growth. She trembled as the thought
-shot through her that it caricatured a Face that hung,
-pictured with a Crown of Thorns, above the cot in her
-child-daughter’s nursery; and her thought was mirrored
-in those intolerable eyes, and the sculpturesque lips
-smiled in impious mockery.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, yes! It seems to you I bear some likeness to—shall
-I say a distant—or an estranged Friend of yours....
-But I have many other faces, and you have ...
-other friends. Do not be afraid, or waste time in denying,
-the money is only borrowed; you are your young
-daughter’s mother, as well as trustee and executor under
-her father’s will.... And, surely, you may borrow the
-ten thousand pounds at a pinch for an investment? Besides,
-you will put it back before any unpleasant inquiries<span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[126]</span>
-are made by your fellow-guardian and co-trustee.
-The manager of the Bank was quite deceived by the
-second signature upon the deed of withdrawal, so admirably
-counterfeited, so.... No, no, I do not wish to
-alarm you! Be quite at ease upon this matter, really so
-innocent and easily explained away. But with regard
-to your project of buying the Blue Diamond—you have
-no chance of carrying out your plan, not the faintest.
-Between those sedate persons already assembled by high
-privilege behind these shut iron doors an understanding
-has already been arrived at. The Diamond will be put
-up to public auction and actively bid for, it is true; but
-the Diamond is already bought and sold.” His tone was
-of the gentlest sympathy, but the mockery in his glance
-and the gibing irony of his dreadful smile were to the
-baffled woman like white-hot irons laid upon a bleeding
-wound. “Mr. Ulysses Wanklyn, whose great duel with
-Mr. Cupid Bose at the De Lirecourt sale over that Régence
-commode of marqueterie thrilled all London, will
-be the winner of the treasure at ninety-four thousand
-guineas. Paragraphs in the afternoon papers—most excellent
-publications I find them, and supremely useful—will
-refer to the coup as ‘the climax of screeching
-finance,’ and ‘the hall-mark on an enhanced standard of
-jewel-values.’ And Messrs. Moreen and Blant, who will
-retire, ostensibly beaten, from the field after a bid of
-eighty-eight thousand, will be condoled with by writers
-who are quite aware that Wanklyn, Bose, Moreen, Blant,
-and half a dozen others constitute the Blue Diamond
-Purchasing Syndicate, capital ninety-four thousand
-guineas.”</p>
-
-<p>The wearer of the king bird of Paradise caught a sharp
-breath, and bit her sensuous, scarlet-dyed underlip
-fiercely. Stung to desperate courage by baffled desire<span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[127]</span>
-and the thwarted jewel-lust that had robbed even her
-child and made of her a forger, she even dared to question....</p>
-
-<p>“If that is so,” she said, with angry, dark eyes and a
-rebelliously-heaving bosom, “why did you whisper to me
-just now that I could have the Diamond for my own if I
-gave you ... as the people do in the old German
-legends ... my Soul in exchange for it?”</p>
-
-<p>He smiled, and caressed the strange, orchidaceous
-flower he wore with perfectly-gloved fingers.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you not heard me called the Father of Lies ...
-the Arch-Deceiver?”</p>
-
-<p>Rage intolerable possessed and rent her. She said
-hoarsely, and in tones unlike her own:</p>
-
-<p>“You can give me the Blue Diamond, and I will have
-it—<i>at your price</i>!”</p>
-
-<p>“You are really a woman of excellent sense,” he said—and
-she was afraid to look because she knew how he was
-smiling. “Present good for future gain!... Doubtless
-you will recall the quotation, but so uncertain a futurity
-is well bartered for such a jewel as they have in there.
-Think—you will snatch it from the great dealers—from
-the private connoisseurs. You will hold and display and
-flaunt it in the face of society. You will be beautiful—wearing
-it! You should be envied, wearing it! You may
-be happy—doubtless you will be so! And now, just as a
-mere form, prick your left wrist slightly with this
-diamond-pointed pencil and inscribe your name upon a
-leaf of these ebony tablets. First, though, be pleased
-to remove that ... ahem!... miniature religious
-symbol from your golden chain. The Crucifix means
-nothing to you—you do not even remove it when you
-draw your wedded lover to your embrace—but I am an
-old-fashioned personage, and my prejudice extends back<span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[128]</span>
-over nineteen hundred years—to the reign of Herod Antipas,
-and is practically unalterable. So ... thanks!
-That will serve me excellently!”</p>
-
-<p>From the woman’s hand something fell with a golden
-tinkle to the parqueted floor. A surge of the crowd drove
-her forward, her French heel crushed what she had
-dropped. The diamond pencil pricked the white wrist
-between the buttons of her dainty glove; she withdrew
-it, a little scarlet bead glistening on the shining point,
-and hesitated, only an instant, looking at the offered
-tablets of ebony and gold.</p>
-
-<p>“Come, sign!... It will be over in an instant, and,
-believe me, you will feel far more comfortable afterward!”
-She remembered that her dentist had employed
-the same phrases only a day or two before in persuading
-her to consent to the removal of a decayed incisor. That
-tooth’s successor—a perfect, polished example of human
-ivory—gleamed as her lips drew back in a nervous laugh
-provoked by the absurdity of the analogy. She scrawled
-her signature, and the promise was fulfilled. She was
-calm—at ease—had no more worrying doubts and silly
-scruples. He wore no indiscreet expression of proprietorship;
-his lips did not even smile. And if there was
-mocking triumph in his eyes, his discreetly dropped lids
-concealed it.... He bowed profoundly as he took
-the ebony tablets, and then he lifted his gloved left hand
-and laid a finger on the iron doors. And they rolled
-apart, revealing the great safe with many patent locks,
-and the auctioneer at his desk, and the clerk at his; and
-the chosen already in their seats, and the elaborate preparations
-for the elaborate farce that was to be played,
-all ready. A savage rage boiled up in her as she looked
-at the smug faces of the secret Syndicate, actors well-versed
-in their separate parts. But the pressure of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[129]</span>
-chattering, screaming, perfumed crowd behind her carried
-her over the threshold, and her companion too. Packed
-tightly as sardines in the confined space about the rostrum,
-Society waited the great event. And a bunch of
-master-keys was produced by the senior partner of
-Briscoe’s, and with much juggling of patent locks the
-great safe gave up the big, square jewel-case containing
-the famous collection, and a sibilant “<i>Ss’s!</i>” of indrawn
-breaths greeted the lifting of its lid.</p>
-
-<p>“Do not look at me! Listen—and look at the jewels,”
-whispered the smooth, caressing voice in the ear of the
-woman who had just signed away her soul in exchange
-for the sensation of the day. And as a giant commissionaire
-bearing pearl ropes and tiaras, bracelets and
-rings and necklaces, nervously paraded up and down the
-central aisle left for his convenience, and the chattering
-and screaming of the society cockatoos redoubled, in
-envious admiration of each swaggering, glittering, covetable
-gewgaw, the devil told the woman very plainly how
-the thing was to be done.</p>
-
-<p>“The stone that I shall give you is an exact replica in
-a newly-invented paste of the stone that is the price of
-what I have bought from you. When the commissionaire
-brings round the Blue Diamond, touch the jewel boldly—take
-it in your hand, as it is permissible to do—and
-substitute the paste. Have no fear! I will undertake
-that the act is undetected. Thenceforth wear your prize
-undismayed; boast of it as you will. The one—the only—drawback
-to your perfect happiness must be that society
-will believe your jewel to be false, while you have
-the exquisite joy of knowing it to be genuine. So take
-<i>this</i>, and act as I have counseled. Two hours to wait
-before you can dare to escape with it, for the Blue
-Diamond will be the last lot of the day. But what are<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[130]</span>
-two hours, even spent in a vitiated atmosphere, with
-such a prize your own, hidden in your glove or in your
-hand? A mere nothing! And here comes the commissionaire
-with the Diamond.... Only an alumina in
-hexagonal arrangement crystallized in the cooling of this
-planet you call ‘the World’ as arrogantly as though there
-were no others, and yet how unique, how exquisite! See
-how the violet rays leap from the facets, even the noblest
-sapphire looks cold and pale beside the glorious gem.
-Murder has been committed for its shining sake over
-and over again in ages of which your history has no
-cognizance. It has purchased the faith of Emperors and
-the oaths of Kings. Rivers of blood have flowed because
-of it. Peerless women have laid down their honor to gain
-it. And it will be yours ... yours! Quick, the commissionaire
-is coming. School your hand to steadiness;
-no need to hide your lust, for all faces wear the same
-look here. Only be quick, and have no fear!”</p>
-
-<p>The eyes of the commissionaire were fastened upon the
-woman’s white, ringed, well-manicured hand, as in its
-turn it lifted the Blue Diamond—slightly set in platinum
-as a pendant—from its pale green velvet bed. But yet
-she effected the exchange. The substituted paste jewel
-was borne on—the paroquets and cockatoos chattered
-and screamed as loudly over the false stone as they had
-over the real, which lay snugly hidden in the thief’s fair
-bosom. The syndicate of dealers played out their farce
-to its end, and Mr. Ulysses Wanklyn, to the infinite
-chagrin of Mr. Cupid Bose, and the gnashing discomfiture
-of Messrs. Moreen and Blant, secured the paste
-diamond at ninety-four thousand pounds. And amidst
-cries and congratulations the day ended. And the
-woman, with her price in her bosom, escaped into the
-open air, and signaled to the chauffeur waiting with her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[131]</span>
-motor-brougham and drove home. Fear and triumph
-filled her. When would the theft be discovered? How
-soon would voices in the streets begin to clamor of
-the stolen gem? How should she who had stolen it ever
-dare to wear or to vaunt it, with Scotland Yard—with
-the detective eyes of all the world upon her? She had
-been befooled, duped, defrauded; she moaned as she bit
-her lace handkerchief through.... She reached her
-dainty boudoir just in time to have hysterics behind its
-locked and bolted doors. And when she had quieted
-herself with ether and red lavender, she drew the Blue
-Diamond from its hiding-place, and it gleamed in her
-palm with a diabolical splendor, as though the stone
-were sentient, and knew what it had cost. Could the
-great dealers be deceived—a probability quite impossible—she
-would be at liberty to wear this joy, this glory,
-to see its myriad splendors reflected in envious eyes. She
-kissed it as she had never kissed her child or any of her
-lovers—with passion, until its sharp facets cut her lips.
-And, as she kissed it, her quick ears were alert to catch
-the shoutings of the newsmen in the streets. But there
-were none. She dined in her boudoir, and slept, with the
-aid of veronal; and in the morning’s newspaper there
-was not a wail, not a word! She gave the king bird of
-Paradise hat to her maid—she was so pleased, so thankful!
-The afternoon papers, and those of the next day
-and the next, were dumb upon the subject of the daring
-theft of the big Blue Diamond from Briscoe’s famous
-auction-room. She grew more and more secure. And
-one never-to-be-forgotten night she put on a Paquin
-gown and went to a great reception at a ducal house
-with the Blue Diamond as pendant to her pearl-and-brilliant
-collar. She counted on the cockatoos screeching,
-but they did not screech. The eyes that dwelt on the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[132]</span>
-Blue Diamond were astonished, surprised, covertly
-amused, contemptuous.</p>
-
-<p>“That is for luck, I suppose, dear?” cooed one of her
-intimate friends. “I mean that large blue crystal you
-are wearing.... I bought some last winter at a jeweler’s
-in the bazaar at Rangoon—they find them with
-moonstones and olivines and those other things in the
-<i>débris</i> at the Ruby Mines, I understood. I must have
-mine mounted. By the way, do you know that——”
-(she mentioned the name of a great financier of cosmopolitan
-habits and international fame) “has bought
-the Blue Diamond from Ulysses Wanklyn for a hundred
-and ten thousand pounds: <i>She</i>”—her voice dropped a
-little as she referred to a lady upon whom the great
-financier was reputed to have bestowed his plutocratic
-affections—“will be here to-night. Probably she will
-wear it! They say she was absolutely determined on his
-getting it for her, and so.... <i>À porte basse, passant
-courbé</i>, especially when the circumstances are pretty.
-<i>What</i> do you say? You heard it had been discovered
-by the dealers that the Blue Diamond had been found
-to be false ... a paste imitation, or a cut crystal like
-that thing you are wearing? Oh, my dear, how quite too
-frightfully absurd a <i>canard</i>! As though Ulysses Wanklyn
-and Cupid Bose and Blant, and all the other connoisseurs,
-could be deceived! What a very remarkable-looking
-man that is who is bowing to you!... The
-graceful person with the Apostolic profile and the beautiful
-silky beard”—and the intimate friend gave a little
-shudder. “And the extraordinary eyes that give one a
-crispation of the nerves?...”</p>
-
-<p>It was he—her Purchaser—moving suddenly toward
-her through the throng of naked backs and bare bosoms.</p>
-
-<p>“I hope,” he said, and bowed and smiled, “that you<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[133]</span>
-are satisfied with the result of our ... negotiations the
-other day?” Then, as the fashionable crowd parted and
-the Great Financier walked through the rooms, his imperious
-mistress upon his arm, her husband looking amiable
-behind them, he added, indicating the swinging
-central pendant of the lady’s superb diamond tiara, with
-a wave of a slender white-gloved hand, “My substitute
-was convincing, you think; you suppose it has deceived
-even the experts? Not in the least—the substitution of
-the paste stone for the Blue Diamond was discovered
-as soon as the public had quitted the auction-room. But
-Messrs. Wanklyn and Bose and my other very good
-friends who lay down the law in jewels as in other things,
-to Society, agreed not to lose by the fraud. The paste
-has the <i>cachet</i> of their approval, and has been sold for a
-great sum. ‘What water!’ the world is crying. ‘What
-luster!’ ‘How superb a gem!’ While you, my poor
-friend, who display upon your bosom the real stone, have
-merely been credited with a meretricious taste for wearing
-Palais Royal jewelry. Pardon! I have not deceived
-you—or not in the way you imagine.... I said the
-Blue Diamond should be yours.... It is! I said you
-should be envied; you should, certainly. It is a thousand
-pities you are only sneered at. I said you might be
-happy.... It is most regrettable that you do not find
-the happiness you looked for. <i>Au revoir</i>, dear lady,
-<i>au revoir</i>!”</p>
-
-<p>She felt indisposed, and went home....</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[134]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE NIGHT OF POWER</h2>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">In Two Parts</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE Doctor, stepping softly forth from the sick-room,
-paused for a brief confidential parley with
-the print-gowned, white-capped hospital nurse, who had
-followed him. That functionary, gliding from his side,
-evanished, with the falling of a curtain-sheet soaked in
-disinfectant and the closing of a door, into the Blue-Beard
-chamber beyond, leaving the man of medicine
-free to pursue his portly way downstairs.</p>
-
-<p>At the bottom of the second flight one of the hotel servants
-stopped him with a respectful murmur and a salver
-with a card upon it; and the Doctor, reading the name
-thereon by the help of a pair of gold-rimmed glasses,
-inclined his neatly-shaved, gray-blue chin toward the
-mourning diamond discreetly twinkling amid the billows
-of black satin that rolled into the bosom of his
-capacious waistcoat, saying:</p>
-
-<p>“The wife of my patient upstairs? Certainly; I will
-see the lady at once. Which way?”</p>
-
-<p>His responsible, square-toed, patent-leather boots had
-not much farther to carry him. The lady and her maid
-were waiting in a sitting-room upon the next landing.
-Under the fashionable physician’s heavy yellow eyelids—livery
-eyelids, if one might dare to hint so—lay the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[135]</span>
-faculty of keen observation. He noticed, in the moment
-of recovery from a justly-celebrated bow, that the maid
-was in tears, and the mistress was not.</p>
-
-<p>He presupposed that he had the pleasure of addressing
-Mrs. Rosval. Mrs. Rosval answered that he had. Then
-the maid uttered a sob like the popping of a soda-water
-cork, and Mrs. Rosval said:</p>
-
-<p>“Matilda, be quiet!”</p>
-
-<p>She was a woman of supple figure and of medium
-height. She appeared to be elegantly dressed, though
-no one garment that she wore asserted itself as having
-been expensive. The eyes that looked at the Doctor
-through her thick black veil struck him as being unnaturally
-brilliant. This fact, together with the composure
-of her voice and manner, confirmed him in the belief
-that the woman was in a highly-strung condition of
-emotional excitement. He was mentally evolving a little
-prescription—with bromide in it, to be taken every three
-hours—when she lifted her hands and unpinned the veil.
-Then the Doctor looked in the face of a woman who was
-as perfectly calm, cool, and composed as he was himself.
-Even more so because the revelation rather surprised
-him.</p>
-
-<p>She addressed him in clear, quiet tones:</p>
-
-<p>“A telegraphic message was delivered to me this morning——”</p>
-
-<p>“At Mirkwood Park, near Bradford,” the Doctor unconsciously
-quoted aloud from the card he still held between
-his plump white thumb and forefinger.</p>
-
-<p>“It purported to come from the proprietor of this
-hotel. It said that Mr.—that my husband was dangerously
-ill—that my presence was urgently needed.” Mrs.
-Rosval’s lips—delicately chiseled lips, but totally devoid
-of color—shaped themselves into something that might<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[136]</span>
-have been a smile. And as the maid, who nursed a
-dressing-bag in the background, at this juncture emitted
-a sniff, the mistress glanced again over her shoulder, and
-said, with a slight accent of weariness or contempt, or
-both together: “Really, Matilda, there is no need for
-that!”</p>
-
-<p>The irrefragable Doctor had gauged the shallow depths
-of the woman’s nature by this time. She was merely a
-polished and singularly adamantine specimen of the unfeeling
-wife. He allowed a tinge of rebuke to color the
-tone of his explanation.</p>
-
-<p>“The proprietor acted upon my—ah—advice. The
-condition of my patient may be truthfully described as—er—dangerous.
-The illness is—in fact—typhoid fever.
-And your husband has it in a bad form. There are complications
-which——”</p>
-
-<p>The Doctor stopped short. For Mrs. Rosval was not
-listening. She was crumpling a piece of pinkish paper
-into a ball—probably the telegram to which she had
-alluded—and pondering. Then she leveled those strangely
-brilliant, narrow-lidded eyes of hers point-blank at the
-Doctor, and asked: “Am I to understand that Mr. Rosval
-has nothing to do with—my being sent for?”</p>
-
-<p>The Doctor conveyed the information that Mr. Rosval
-had not prompted the step. Mr. Rosval had been—since
-the third day following on the—ah—development of the
-illness—ringing the changes between delirium and—ah—coma.
-For—as the Doctor had already said—there were
-complications——</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Rosval neatly stopped the ball, for the second
-time.</p>
-
-<p>“How did you know, if <i>he</i> did not tell you, that there
-was a Mrs. Rosval? How did you get at my address?”</p>
-
-<p>The Doctor, swelling with the indignity of being supposed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[137]</span>
-to have got at anybody’s address, explained that
-the proprietor of the hotel, having some faint inkling
-that Mr. Rosval belonged to the class of landed gentleman,
-had looked up the name in <i>Burke</i>.</p>
-
-<p>The sharp suspicion faded out of Mrs. Rosval’s eyes as
-she listened. It was a perfectly credible, perfectly simple
-explanation. She tossed the crumpled telegram into the
-fire—which devoured it at a gulp—and began to pull off
-her gloves. That was her way of intimating that she
-accepted the situation. Then she rang the bell. The
-decorous waiter appeared, and she gave the man a quiet
-order, handing him some loose silver and a slip of paper,
-upon which she had penciled a few words.</p>
-
-<p>“A cab is waiting at the door. Pay the driver and
-send him away. A person who is—not quite a gentleman—is
-waiting in the vestibule. Say to him that Mrs.
-Rosval is satisfied, and there is no need to wait. Give
-him that paper at the same moment, or he will not believe
-you!” As the waiter vanished she turned to the
-Doctor with the faintest flicker of a smile upon her sensitive
-pale lips. “I thought it wisest to keep the cab, in
-case I required to leave this place hurriedly,” said Mrs.
-Rosval. “The man waiting downstairs is a detective
-from a well-known Agency. I judged it best to enlist
-his services—he would have proved useful supposing this
-business of the telegram to have been a Trap.”</p>
-
-<p>The Doctor spread his large white hands, danglingly,
-like a seal’s flappers.</p>
-
-<p>“A trap?” he repeated, helplessly. “My dear madam!
-You suspected that some designing person or persons unknown
-might—possibly use your husband’s name, invent
-a story of his illness as a ruse to—entrap you?”</p>
-
-<p>“I suspected,” returned Mrs. Rosval, “no unknown
-person. The inventor of the ruse would have been my<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[138]</span>
-husband. We separated some years ago by mutual consent.
-At least, I refused to live with him any longer,
-and he—knowing what grounds I had for the refusal—was
-obliged to submit. But he resented my action in the
-matter.” Mrs. Rosval raised her delicate dark eyebrows
-with weary disdain, and imparted to her shoulders a
-mute eloquence of contempt which is not the prerogative
-of an English-bred woman. “And he has, more than
-once, had recourse to what, for want of a better word,
-I call Traps. That is all. Matilda,” she addressed the
-tearful maid, “dry your eyes and tell the people downstairs
-that I engage this suite of rooms. Two bedrooms,
-a bathroom, and sitting-room at ten guineas a week, I
-think they said? Horribly expensive, but it cannot be
-helped. And now, Doctor”—she turned again to the
-Doctor—“when do you wish me to see your patient? At
-once? It shall be at once if you say so! I am completely
-in your hands!”</p>
-
-<p>The Doctor, a little staggered by the deftness of his
-patient’s wife in transferring the onus of the situation
-from her shoulders to his own, absolutely prohibited any
-suggestion of her entering the sick-room until refreshed
-and rested. Mrs. Rosval acquiesced, with a repetition of
-that compromising statement about being completely in
-his hands—and the Doctor took his leave, promising to
-return later that evening. She gave him her cool fingers,
-and they parted. He had no sooner reached the door
-than she called him back.</p>
-
-<p>“I only wanted to ask—— Of course, you have a
-library. Does the catalogue of your library include a
-file of the <i>Daily Telegraph</i>?” It did, the Doctor admitted.
-File in question extending some twelve years
-back.</p>
-
-<p>“Three will do,” said Mrs. Rosval, warming one slender<span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[139]</span>
-arched foot upon the fender. “Next time you are in
-want of a little light reading, look in the Law Intelligence,
-Divorce Division, month of February, 1899, where
-you will find a case: ‘Ffrench <i>v.</i> Ffrench; Rosval cited.’
-The details will explain a good deal that may appear
-puzzling to you with regard to the strained relations between
-Mr. Rosval and myself. Though doctors never
-allow themselves to be puzzled, do they? <i>Au revoir!</i>”</p>
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>The Doctor had had an unusually busy day of it. But
-he curtailed his after-dinner nap in order to glance
-through the Law Intelligence records of the month of
-February, 1899. There was much in the case to which
-Mrs. Rosval had referred that went far toward justifying
-the “strained relations” she had hinted at. And it is
-the duty of the medical profession to rally at the war-cry
-of the outraged Proprieties. But, when alone and unobserved,
-doctors have many points in common with
-mere men. And as this Doctor stepped into his brougham
-he said, “Women are very hard! In all human probability
-the man was innocent.” He said again, “Women
-are hard!” as he creaked up the hotel staircase.</p>
-
-<p>He found her in the sick-room. She had changed her
-dress for something that gave out no assertive silken
-rustle in answer to her movements, something that draped
-the charming contour of her figure—she had a charming
-figure—with soft, quiet folds, like the wings of a dun
-hawkmoth. That fell composure still walled her in as
-with ramparts of steel. She held the bed-curtain back
-as the Doctor stooped over the livid, discolored face upon
-the pillow. She took a linen cloth from the nurse, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[140]</span>
-deftly, lightly wiped away the froth and mucus that had
-gathered about the cracked and bleeding lips. But the
-hand that rendered these offices was as steady as though
-it had been carved out of white marble.</p>
-
-<p>Disturbed from his lethargy by the invasion of candlelight
-upon his haggard eyelids and the Doctor’s bass
-murmur in his ear, the sick man began to talk a little.
-For the most part it was mere gabble, but some sentences
-were plain. He moaned piteously for a barber, because
-he was unshaven. Rosval had always been foolishly vain
-of his personal appearance. And he damned the one
-glass of bad water, to the imbibition of which he attributed
-his disease, promising, if he got well, never to
-drink any more. To do him credit, he had never been
-addicted to that particular form of liquid refreshment.
-The Doctor inferred as much from his diagnosis—and
-from the faint sarcastic quiver of Mrs. Rosval’s white
-lips. Then the tongue of the man ceased wagging—but
-the burning head began to thresh to and fro upon the
-pillow, and the claw-like hands to scratch at the bed-clothes
-in a fresh access of the maddening enteric irritation.
-Alleviating measures proved as effective as alleviating
-measures generally do prove; the head went on
-rolling, and the crooked talons continued to tear. All
-at once they were quiet. Mrs. Rosval had laid her hand
-upon the clammy forehead—about as tenderly, to all
-appearance, as she would have laid it upon the back of
-a chair. And the man was still. She placed the other
-hand beside the first—the drawn lines about the nostrils
-relaxed, the clenched teeth parted, the breast rose and
-fell with the indrawing and outgoing of a sigh of relief.
-And the man slept. So soundly that she moved from
-him presently, without disturbing him, and passed into<span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[141]</span>
-the room adjoining, where the Doctor and the nurse were
-holding a whispered confabulation.</p>
-
-<p>There would be no need to send in another professional
-attendant, the nurse said, now that the patient’s wife
-had arrived. She possessed a remarkable ability for
-nursing, and extraordinary self-command. She shrank
-from nothing—not even the most repugnant duties of
-the sick-chamber. The nurse had met in her time with
-ladies who took things coolly; but this lady really surprised
-her.</p>
-
-<p>The Doctor was in the act of shaking his head—not
-from side to side, but up and down—a gesture which expressed
-indulgent tolerance of the nurse’s surprise while
-it repudiated the notion of his entertaining any on his
-own account—when he jumped. For a calm, quiet voice
-at his elbow said:</p>
-
-<p>“You told me that Mr. Rosval was dangerously ill.
-Is he dying?”</p>
-
-<p>The nurse had vanished into the carbolic-laden atmosphere
-of the Chamber of Horrors.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear madam, your husband is in the Hands——”
-So the Doctor was beginning, when the obvious inappropriateness
-of the stereotyped formula stopped him short.
-Then he admitted that the condition of the man in the
-other room was very precarious. That he could not,
-when not in <i>articulo mortis</i>, be said to be dying—but
-that, toward the small hours of the morning, he might
-attain to a pitch of prostration closely allied to that condition.
-And that nothing could be done for him but to
-give him milk and medicine regularly, and—— The
-Doctor would have ended “and trust in Providence,” but
-for obvious reasons he thought better of it. Then he
-went away, feeling quite certain in his own mind that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[142]</span>
-Mrs. Rosval would be a widow before twenty-four hours
-were over.</p>
-
-<p>That lady, meanwhile, returning to the sick-room, had
-persuaded the fagged nurse to go and lie down. She
-understood how to do all that was necessary, she whispered,
-and would call the attendant if any change occurred.
-Then she sat down at the foot of the bed, and
-prepared to keep her vigil with unshaken fortitude. The
-sleeping woman in the next room breathed heavily, the
-sounds of rolling wheels and jarring voices grew less and
-less—then all fell quiet. About three hours before the
-dawn the sleeper awakened. The hollow eyes no longer
-turned on her with the blind, glassy stare of delirium.
-There was reason in Rosval’s look, and memory.</p>
-
-<p>He seemed to beckon, and she came near. She had to
-stoop to catch the moaning whisper that asked: “How—did
-you—come here?”</p>
-
-<p>She answered steadily, “They sent for me.”</p>
-
-<p>“They’d not have—if <i>I</i> had known!” Rosval gasped.</p>
-
-<p>“If I annoy you,” said Mrs. Rosval, with icy tolerance,
-“I can go!” She turned, meaning to call the nurse;
-but a claw-like hand went weakly out and caught at her
-skirts. The grasp was no stronger than that of a newborn
-child, but, just for that it <i>was</i> so feeble, it held her.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll not go! Three years—you’ve treated me—like
-a leper! Never would—listen to what I’d got to
-say. But now ... I—tell you, she—sat on—my knee
-and—kissed me! Before I knew it—and then—the husband
-came in! A plant, by Gad!”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Rosval said, “You must not talk. The Doctor
-says you are not to talk,” and busied herself with the
-bottles and glasses that occupied a little stand near the
-bedside.</p>
-
-<p>Rosval condemned the Doctor. Mrs. Rosval measured<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[143]</span>
-out his medicine, raised his head with professional skill,
-and offered him the glass. He clenched his teeth, and
-defied her with gaunt eyes across the brim.</p>
-
-<p>“No! No milk—no doctor’s stuff. I’ve been going to
-the devil—for three years past,” proclaimed the sinner,
-feebly. “Why not go—at once—and have done with it?”
-Then he fell back heavily on the pillow.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Rosval summoned the nurse. The nurse could do
-nothing. For the moribund was obdurate, and every
-fresh manifestation of obduracy drove not one, but half a
-gross of nails into his coffin. That casket was fast progressing
-toward completion, when Mrs. Rosval conceived
-a desperate idea. The execution of it cost her a severe
-struggle. Stooping down, she whispered to the sinking
-man:</p>
-
-<p>“Jack!”</p>
-
-<p>His faded eyes rolled in their sunken sockets until they
-rested on her. He said with difficulty:</p>
-
-<p>“Well?”</p>
-
-<p>“What will make you take it?”</p>
-
-<p>Something like a gleam of cunning came into the face.
-The answer came:</p>
-
-<p>“Kiss me!”</p>
-
-<p>She battled with herself for a moment silently, and
-then, bending closer, touched his forehead with her lips.</p>
-
-<p>“That isn’t all! You must say: ‘<i>I forgive you!</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t!”</p>
-
-<p>“All—right, then!”</p>
-
-<p>Silence ensued. The angles of the features were growing
-pinched and sharp; a bluish shade was creeping
-about the mouth. She cast a glance of scorn at her own
-reflection, caught in a mirror that hung against the opposite
-wall, and said the words:</p>
-
-<p>“I forgive you! Isn’t that enough?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[144]</span>“Not quite. ‘<i>I love you—and——</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>The voice was getting very faint.</p>
-
-<p>“I love you—dear—and——”</p>
-
-<p>“And ‘<i>I take you back!</i>’”</p>
-
-<p>“I take you back.” Her iron fortitude was broken.
-She said it with a sob, and gathered the weak head to
-her bosom, being the kind of woman who does not do
-things by halves.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>A month later the Doctor received a check. It was a
-handsome check, enclosed with the thanks and compliments
-of Mr. and Mrs. Rosval, on leaving London.</p>
-
-<p>“Carried him off with her into the country,” said the
-Doctor, tapping his teeth with a paper-knife as he closed
-the volume of the <i>Daily Telegraph</i> which contained the
-case “Ffrench <i>v.</i> Ffrench; Rosval cited.” “In other
-words, taken him back. And in all human probability
-the man was guilty. Women are very weak!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[145]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE MAN WHO COULD MANAGE
-WOMEN</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">OR thought he could. Which comes to the same
-thing. His name was Yethill, and he was a Junior
-Captain in the R. A.</p>
-
-<p>Yethill belonged to the New School; he was a specimen
-of the latest military development of the age. By
-their smoked spectacles shall ye know Yethill and his
-peers; by the right foot, which is broadened by the lathe;
-by the right thumb, which is yellowed with acids and
-sticky with collodion; by the hard-bitten, pragmatical,
-theoretical, didactic way of treating all mysteries in
-heaven—a locality which is interesting only in virtue of
-the opportunities afforded to trick aviators—and earth,
-in which mines may be dug, and upon which experiments
-may be carried on. These men wake themselves
-in the morning, and heat their shaving water by means
-of electrical machines of their own invention. They
-carry kodaks in their bosoms, and are, in the matter of
-imparting information, human volcanoes continually in
-eruption.</p>
-
-<p>Yethill was not behind his fellows in this respect.
-When he had said his little say upon the Theory of Wireless
-Photophony, the Detection of Subterranean Mines
-by the K Rays, and the irresponsibility of the bedbug
-in connection with beri-beri; when he had told the Head
-of the Electrical Department how many watts are equivalent
-to a horse-power, and explained to the Colonel,
-who is sinfully proud of his men, that the employment<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[146]</span>
-of the uneducated inferior in warfare will cease with the
-century, and that the army of the future will consist
-entirely of officers, he would drop his voice to a confidential
-whisper and control his elbows. He talked heliographically
-as a rule, and if a man were left to listen to
-him—he could, as a rule, clear the Mess smoking-room
-in ten minutes from the start—he would dilate at length
-upon his best-loved hobby, the art of managing women.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Yethill was no Adonis. He had a knobby, argumentative
-head, a harlequin set of features, each separate one
-belonging to a different order and period of facial architecture;
-and a figure which was not calculated, as his
-tailor observed with bitterness, to do justice to a good
-cut. But it was wonderful to hear him talk in that conquering,
-masterful way of his. He had an appalling
-array of statistics to prove that the majority of marriages
-were miserable; that life, connubially speaking,
-was dust and ashes in the mouths of nineteen Benedicts
-out of twenty. But the darkest hour presaged the dawn.
-Let the man about to marry, let the already-married,
-but adopt the Yethill system of sweetheart-and-wife
-breaking, and thenceforth all would be well. And thousands
-of voices arising from the uttermost ends of the
-civilized earth would hail with one accord Yethill as
-their deliverer.</p>
-
-<p>Then came an essay on the New Art of Courtship.</p>
-
-<p>“To a man,” Yethill would say, jerking his knee and
-stammering a little, as his custom was when excited,
-“who is a reasonable being, the woman he loves is a
-woman—only spelt with a big ‘W’; the woman he likes
-is a woman spelt in the ordinary way; and the woman
-he doesn’t like is a mere creature of the female sex. To
-a woman,” Yethill would continue, “who is, nineteen<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[147]</span>
-times out of twenty, a perfectly unreasonable being;—the
-man she loves is a demi-god; the man she doesn’t
-love is a man;—and the man she dislikes is a gorilla.
-She quite overlooks the fact that in every individual
-human male these three may be found united. And man
-is weak enough to humor her. So that out of so many
-marriages that take place, a majority—a frightful majority—are
-founded upon illusions. And the subsequent
-state of conjugality may be called a state of evolution,
-in which these primary illusions, after undergoing a
-process of disarrangement and disintegration, are finally
-reduced to impalpable powder, and the Bed Rock of
-Reality is laid bare. We know what happens after that!”</p>
-
-<p>The listening man generally knew enough to grunt an
-affirmative. And Yethill would, with many weird facial
-jerks and twitches, go on to explain the system.</p>
-
-<p>The great system was, like all other wonderful discoveries,
-involved in a very simple plan of procedure. It
-consisted only in reversing the accepted order of things.
-A man, supposedly desirous of getting married, recognizing
-in himself the existence of the trinity above mentioned,
-should assert the existence of the third person
-from the very outset—suppress the demi-god, show the
-gorilla. Let the woman you were about to make your
-wife see the worst of you before you showed her the
-best. Let her pass through the burning fiery furnace
-before you admitted her into the Paradise that is the
-reward of proved devotion. Let her know what bullying
-meant before you took to petting—blame her weaknesses
-before you praised her virtues. Under this <i>régime</i> there
-would be no illusions to commence with; and married
-life, instead of being full of disappointments, would be
-replete with delightful surprises. Your wife married you,
-believing you to be a gorilla.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[148]</span>“There’s the weak point,” the listener would interpolate.
-“What woman, unless a lunatic of sorts, <i>would</i>
-marry a gorilla?”</p>
-
-<p>Yethill would not hear of this objection. He was always
-deaf when you came to it. He would pound on—dilate
-on the surprise and joy with which she found that
-she had married a man, and the rapture with which she
-would greet the final discovery that she had got hold of
-a demi-god.</p>
-
-<p>“It sounds splendid,” the other men would say, “but
-it won’t wash. Look here, I’m going to take Miss So-and-So
-up to a Gaiety <i>matinée</i> to-morrow. To follow
-up your system I ought to call for her in my worst
-clothes, be surly on the way to the station, and neglectful
-in the tunnels. I ought to dump her into her stall
-like a sack, go out to ‘see a man’ between every act, and
-take it for granted that she doesn’t want cool tea and
-warm ices. You know that’d never do! She’d give me
-the bag to-morrow. And she’d be right!”</p>
-
-<p>But Yethill hearkened not. There was excitement at
-the Arsenal, and much babbling in barracks, the day on
-which it was publicly made known that Yethill contemplated
-giving an object-lesson in support of his great
-system very shortly.</p>
-
-<p>The object was Miss Sallis.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Sallis was a fluffy little pink-and-white girl, the
-daughter of a retired Admiral, who lived near the Dockyard.</p>
-
-<p>Men had dined with Miss Sallis, and played tennis
-with Miss Sallis, and flirted with Miss Sallis, during
-several seasons past. Some of them had asked for her
-hand—she wore fives in gloves—and had not got it.
-Thus, Yethill’s announcement was received with a certain
-degree of risibility. No bets were made upon the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[149]</span>
-chances of Yethill’s getting her, the odds against his acceptance
-were too tremendous. Yethill proposed. He
-mentioned that his prospects of advancement in the
-Service were not very promising; that his scientific pursuits
-would have to be relinquished if he were to set up
-an establishment on even a moderate scale, and that he
-did not intend to relinquish those pursuits; that there
-were several hereditary diseases in his family; that,
-while bestowing upon the lady he honored with the offer
-of his hand a regard which justified his proposal, he
-should not have made that proposal had the lady been
-poor—with other statements of equal candor. A more
-wonderful proposal was never made.</p>
-
-<p>What was more wonderful still, Miss Sallis accepted
-him! He bought her a ring, containing three small fragments
-of petrified red-currant jelly, embedded in fifteen-carat
-gold; and when she asked him to put it on her
-finger said, “Oh, rot!” and wouldn’t. He spent a certain
-amount of time with his betrothed, but invariably carried
-a scientific work in his pocket, wherein he might
-openly take refuge when the primrose paths of love
-proved wearisome. He forbade her to dance with other
-men, and did not dance with her himself. He snubbed
-her when she asked questions about his camera, his lathe,
-his batteries, and tried timidly to be interested in magnets
-and inductors, acids and cells, because they interested
-<i>him</i>. He carried out his system thoroughly. If
-Miss Sallis <i>had</i> any illusions about Yethill he bowled
-the poor little thing over, right and left, like ninepins,
-long before the wedding day.</p>
-
-<p>With the loss of her illusions went some of her good
-looks. She made a pretty-looking little bride. With her
-fluffy pale hair, her pink nose, and her pink eyelids, a
-not remote resemblance to an Angora kitten was traced<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[150]</span>
-in her. She was married in a traveling-gown, without
-any bridesmaids; and after the wedding-breakfast Captain
-and Mrs. Yethill drove home to their lodgings on
-the Common. The wedding-trip had been abandoned—from
-no lack of money, but because Yethill said he had
-had enough of traveling, and the custom of carrying a
-bride away, as if in triumph, to the accompaniment of
-rice and slippers, was “guff.” He certainly played the
-gorilla as if to the manner born. The poor little woman
-loved him; he loved her. But as his skull was made of
-seven-inch armor-plate, he went on knocking it against
-his system. He had got used to the gorilla-business, and
-couldn’t leave it off. Yet, out of his wife’s sight and
-hearing, he was a doting husband. The Duke in the
-<i>Story of Patient Griseldis</i> must have been a man of Yethill’s
-stamp.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Yethill, as time went on, began to be a walking
-manifestation of the effects of the system. She lost her
-gaiety and her pink cheeks; her smile became nervous
-and her dress dowdy. The little vanities, the little weaknesses,
-the little affectations, which had helped to make
-Miss Sallis charming, had been bullied out of Mrs. Yethill’s
-character until it was as destitute of any blade of
-verdure as a skating-rink. She had proved herself the
-most patient, loving, tolerant of wives; but Yethill went
-on trying her. She stood the trials, and he invented new
-tests—exactly as if she had been a Government bayonet
-or a regulation sword-blade. A bright man Yethill!</p>
-
-<p>They were called upon, and returned visits, at intervals.
-A taste for society was one of the tendencies which
-were to be chastened. Female friends were prohibited,
-as being likely to sow the seed of incipient rebellion
-against the system.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t care, Tom, if I have you!” said Mrs. Yethill,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[151]</span>
-patting her gorilla, who, mindful of his own tenets, was
-careful not to exhibit any appreciation of her attention.
-But he made up for it by boasting that evening in the
-smoking-room, until those who hearkened with difficulty
-prevented themselves from braining him with legs of
-chairs. Their wives would have commended them for
-the deed. Yethill had not many admirers about this
-period.</p>
-
-<p>But he went on blindly. Can one ever forget how he
-crowed over having cured Mrs. Yethill of a tendency
-toward jealousy, of the vague and indiscriminating kind?
-The prescription consisted in posting to himself letters
-highly scented and addressed in a variety of feminine
-scrawls. Yethill was good at imitating handwriting!—and
-he absented himself from the domestic hearth for
-several days together whenever there was a recurrence
-of the symptoms. The method wrought a wonderful
-cure; but Mrs. Yethill began to grow elderly from about
-this period. You could hardly have called her a young
-woman, when the baby came, and brought his mother’s
-lost youth back to her, clenched in one pudgy hand. The
-vanished roses fluttered back and perched upon her thin
-cheekbones again. She was heard to laugh. Her husband,
-who secretly adored her, and who had continued
-to stick to the system more from a desire for <i>her</i> glorification
-than his own, feared a retrogression. So he
-thought out a new torture or two, and put them into
-active application. He sneered at the puerilities of
-nursery talk. He downcried the beauty and attainments
-of the baby when she praised them. He pooh-poohed
-her motherly fears, when the ailments inseparable from
-the joyous period of infancy overtook his heir. This was
-the last straw laid upon Mrs. Yethill’s aching shoulders.
-The downfall of the great system followed.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[152]</span>In this way. His wife came into his workshop one
-morning. The workshop was forbidden ground, and Yethill
-dropped the negative he was developing, and turned
-to stare. He saw that she was very pale, and that her
-lips were bitten in. He heard her say that there was
-something the matter with baby, and she wanted the
-doctor.</p>
-
-<p>Solely in the interests of his wife whom he esteemed
-above all living women, Yethill refused to allow the doctor
-to be sent for. The child was as right as a trivet.
-Women were always worrying. She was to get away
-with her nonsense, and leave him in peace. With more
-to the same effect. She drooped her head, and went
-away obediently, only to return in half an hour, with
-another version of the same prayer upon her lips. Would
-he—would he come and look for himself? Yethill was
-thoroughly annoyed. Yethill refused. Yethill went on,
-stubbornly, dabbling with his negatives, until right from
-overhead—baby’s nursery was above the workshop—Yethill
-had never heard a woman scream like that before....
-Something like an ice-bolt shot down his
-spine. He dashed up to the nursery, and looked in. The
-sight he saw there sent him tearing across the Common,
-a hatless, coatless man, to the Doctor’s house.</p>
-
-<p>When the Doctor came he said he could be of no use;
-he ought to have been called in an hour ago. And
-Yethill, hearing this fiat, and meeting his wife’s eyes
-across the table, felt the system totter to its foundations.</p>
-
-<p>He found himself wondering at her for taking baby’s
-end so quietly; but he had schooled her to endure silently.
-There were no tears—he had always jeered at
-tears. The Doctor took him aside before he left.</p>
-
-<p>“You must treat your wife with kindness—and consideration,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[153]</span>
-Yethill,” said the Doctor, “or I won’t answer
-for the consequences!”</p>
-
-<p>As if Yethill needed to be told to be kind or considerate!
-As if Yethill had never loved—did not love—the
-late Miss Sallis! He planned a revelation for her
-without delay. He would take her in his arms; kiss her,
-and tell her that her time of trial was overpast; give
-her her meed of praise for her heroism, her meed of sympathy
-for her grief—and his. And he would own that he
-had made a mistake in the matter of baby deceased.
-And she would forgive—as she always had forgiven.</p>
-
-<p>As he decided this, she came into the room. She was
-quite composed. She carried something behind her. She
-spoke to him very quietly in a dull, strange, level voice—so
-strange a voice that, just as he was about to open his
-arms and say, “Annie!” in the voice he had been saving
-up for the Day of Revelation, the gesture and the word
-wouldn’t come.</p>
-
-<p>“Tom,” said Mrs. Yethill, “what should you say if I
-told you that I had made up my mind to kill myself?”</p>
-
-<p>She brought her hand from behind her; it held one of
-Yethill’s revolvers. She had been very much afraid of
-these lethal instruments in the early days of her marriage,
-but under the system had learned to clean them,
-and even drew the cartridges. But the thing she held
-wasn’t loaded, Yethill was quite sure of that. It sealed
-up the fountain of his admiring tenderness to have her
-treat him to commonplace, vulgar heroics. It put her
-out of drawing, and Yethill out of temper.</p>
-
-<p>She asked again:</p>
-
-<p>“What would you say if I told you I mean to kill
-myself?”</p>
-
-<p>Yethill ran his armor-plated head against the last wall.
-He answered brutally:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[154]</span>“I should tell you, if you were such a fool as to
-threaten such a thing, to do it, and have done with it!”</p>
-
-<p>She said, “Very well!”—and did it.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>When people came running in, they found something—perhaps
-it was the system—scattered on the walls, on the
-floor, everywhere. And Yethill was howling, and beating
-his seven-inch skull against heavy pieces of furniture,
-and calling on Annie to come back. But she had escaped,
-and was in no hurry; and he hadn’t the pluck to
-follow her out of the world and apologize.</p>
-
-<p>“Was she mad?” somebody asked the Doctor; and the
-Doctor said:</p>
-
-<p>“No; but she might have become so if she had lived
-much longer with a lunatic!”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean——?”</p>
-
-<p>“I mean,” said the Doctor, “that Yethill has been suffering
-from dementia for years. I mean that he will see
-the inside of a Lunatic Asylum in six months from date.”</p>
-
-<p>But the Doctor was wrong. He did—in three!</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[155]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">OBSESSED</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap2">ANDREW FENN is known to the world as an art
-critic and essayist of unerring instinct and exquisite
-refinement, a writer of charming <i>vers de société</i>,
-and teller of tales supposedly designed for children, but
-in reality more appreciated by children of a larger
-growth. He is much sought after, but little to be found,
-unless one has the <i>entrée</i> to his pleasant, roomy old
-house in Church Street, Chelsea, where he lives in the
-midst of his library—the whole house is a library—his
-etchings and Japanese curios. He is less of a traveler
-than he used to be; getting old, he says, and lazy, content
-with old friends, soothed by old pipes, fortified by
-old wine—he has a supreme <i>goût</i> in wines—and nourished
-by excellent cookery.</p>
-
-<p>His household staff consists but of an elderly valet and
-butler, and a housekeeper-cook. She has been in her
-master’s service twenty years, and is beginning to grow
-handsome, Andrew is wont to say. Certainly, if her
-master speaks the truth, she must have been, when comparatively
-young, extraordinarily unlovely, this most excellent
-of women. Even now she infallibly reminds the
-casual beholder of an antique ecclesiastical gargoyle
-much worn by weather. Her name is Ladds. She has
-never been married, but respect for the position of authority
-she occupies in Andrew’s household universally
-accords her brevet rank. She might have occupied another,
-and more important position, if——</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” Andrew says, when he is disposed to tell the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[156]</span>
-story—and he often does tell it to intimate friends,
-leaning back on the library divan, after a cosy dinner,
-holding his gray beard in one big fist, still brown with
-tropical sunshine—“Ladds is an excellent creature. She
-might have married me, might Ladds!”</p>
-
-<p>We invariably chorus astonishment. Then some of
-Ladds’ famous coffee comes in, and Andrew gets up to
-hunt for precious liquors, and, having found them, continues:</p>
-
-<p>“I came <i>very</i> near marrying her—once.”</p>
-
-<p>Somebody growls: “Good job you pulled up in time!”</p>
-
-<p>Andrew rounds on the somebody. “<i>I</i> didn’t pull up.
-<i>She</i> did. Refused me!”</p>
-
-<p>There is a general howl.</p>
-
-<p>“I am telling you men the truth,” Andrew says, pulling
-the gray beard. “Fifteen years ago I was infatuated
-with that woman. She possessed my every thought; she
-dominated me, like——”</p>
-
-<p>“Like a nightmare!”</p>
-
-<p>“Apposite illustration,” says Andrew, nodding. “<i>Like</i>
-a nightmare. It was just about the time I published my
-book, <i>Studies of the Human Grotesque in Art, Ancient
-and Modern</i>. You remember, some of you, I was keen
-on the subject—had been for years. And I was a traveler
-and collector in those days: I’d got together a wonderful
-show of illustrative subjects. You won’t see many
-of ’em now. I gave them to the Smoketown Mechanical
-Institute afterward.”</p>
-
-<p>He pulls at his long cherrystick, and blows a cloud of
-Latakia, and goes on:</p>
-
-<p>“I’d the whole house full. Peruvian idols, Aztec picture
-writings, Polynesian and Maori war masks; Chinese
-and Japanese, Burmese and Abyssinian, Hindu and
-Persian monstrosities of every kind; Egyptian, Carthaginian,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[157]</span>
-Babylonian, Druidical, Gothic—— Well, well!
-I’m thoroughgoing, and when I do a thing I do it thoroughly.
-It’s enough to say that every variety of libel
-upon the human face and form that human ingenuity or
-depravity has ever perpetrated, I’d carefully collected
-and brought together here.”</p>
-
-<p>He waves his hand, with a curious cabalistical ring
-upon it that once belonged, it is said, to Eliphas Lévi,
-who had it from Albertus Magnus. But this may be
-mere report.</p>
-
-<p>“I worked hard, and drank a great deal of coffee,”
-says Andrew, “so much that my old housekeeper began
-to be afraid something mysterious was the matter with
-me. She expostulated at last, and I explained. Then
-she got interested in the book; she was an intelligent
-woman, poor dear old soul, and she got specially interested
-in that section of the work which deals with the
-Grotesque in Nature. Everything in humanity that is
-purely grotesque—not deformed, unnatural, outrageous,
-but purely quaint and bizarre—I piled into those chapters.
-The work is illustrative, you know, as well as
-descriptive, and the queer photographs and engravings
-that scientific friends had contributed to this particular
-portion of it absolutely fascinated the dear old lady.</p>
-
-<p>“‘To be sure, Master Andrew’ (she had known me
-from my knickerbocker and peg-top days), ‘but them
-are queer folk. And, my heart alive!’—she uttered a
-sharp scream—‘if that picture isn’t the exact moral of
-Jane Ladds!’</p>
-
-<p>“I glanced over her shoulder. It <i>was</i> a portrait of
-Jane, certainly—a rude little wood cut of the sixteenth
-century, purporting to be a portrait of a female jester,
-attached, in her diverting capacity, to the Court of
-Mary Tudor, during the latter part of her reign, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[158]</span>
-mentioned by name in some of the accounts of the Royal
-household as ‘Jeanne la Folle.’ Unless the long-dead
-delineator of her vanished charms has shamefully belied
-them, Jeanne must have been one of the most grotesquely
-hideous specimens of womanhood that ever existed.
-Judge, then, whether the exclamation of my housekeeper
-awakened my interest, excited my curiosity, or left me
-apathetic and unmoved!”</p>
-
-<p>We are silent. Our interest, our curiosity, are urging
-us to hurry on the conclusion of Andrew’s story.</p>
-
-<p>“You may suppose that I bombarded my housekeeper
-with questions. What? Did a living counterpart of the
-sixteenth-century joculatrix exist in the nineteenth?
-What was her station in life? Where was she to be
-found? In reply, I elicited the fact that Jane Ladds
-was a countrywoman of my own, the daughter of a
-wheelwright living in the village of Wickham, in Dorsetshire,
-where I myself had first seen the light. Jane was
-some half dozen years my junior, it appeared. My
-mother had once taken her into her service as under-scullerymaid,
-but in a casual encounter with the last new
-baby (my brother Robert, now commanding his battery
-of the Royal Horse Artillery at Jelalabad), Jane’s facial
-eccentricities had produced such a marked effect
-(resulting in convulsions) that the unfortunate <i>protégée</i>
-had been hastily dismissed. Since when she had kept
-house for her father, and was probably keeping it still;
-there not being, said my housekeeper, the slightest human
-probability that any potential husband would endeavor
-to interfere with the wheelwright’s domestic arrangements.”
-There comes a twinkle into Andrew’s
-brown eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“‘No man would be mad enough!’ the old lady said.
-Judge of her surprise when I turned upon her and ordered<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[159]</span>
-her to write—write at once to Dorsetshire, ascertain
-whether Jane was still alive, still available, willing
-to take service, under an old acquaintance, in a bachelor’s
-London establishment? Stunned as she was, my
-housekeeper obeyed. The wages I instructed her to offer
-were good. An answering letter arrived within the space
-of a week, announcing Jane Ladds’ willingness to accept
-the offered situation. The letter was nicely written. I
-read and reread it with morbid excitement. I looked
-forward to the day of the writer’s arrival with an excitement
-more morbid still. At last the day came, and
-the woman....”</p>
-
-<p>We inspire deep breaths, and unanimously cry, “Go
-on!”</p>
-
-<p>“My writing table was piled high with books—I
-couldn’t see her until she came round the corner,” says
-Andrew, “and stood by my chair. She wore her Sunday
-clothes—Wickham taste inclines to garments of many
-colors. In silence I contemplated one of the finest examples
-of the Animated Grotesque it had ever been my
-fortune to look upon. Her hair was then red—the
-brightest red. Her nose was not so much a nose as a
-pimple. Her mouth was the oddest of buttons. Her
-forehead a ponderous coffer of bone, overhanging and
-overshadowing the other features. She was lengthy of
-arm, short of leg, dumpy of figure. She did not walk—she
-waddled; she did not sit—she squatted. Her smile
-was a gash, her curtsy the bob of an elder-pith puppet.
-She was, as she is now, unique. You are all familiar
-with her appearance. Search your memories for the moment
-when that appearance dawned upon you first, intensify
-your surprise, quadruple your sensations of delight—add
-to these, imagine yourself dominated by a
-fascination, weird, strange—inexplicable. In a word——”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[160]</span>Andrew’s pipe is out; he is gesticulating excitedly, and
-his eyes have an odd gleam under his shaggy brows.</p>
-
-<p>“She took possession of me. I had her constantly
-about me. She brought me everything I wanted. I was
-never tired of gloating over my new-found treasure.
-Every accent of her voice, every odd contortion of her
-features, every awkward movement of her body was a
-fresh revelation to me. All this while I was working at
-my book. It was said afterward, in the newspapers, that
-the entire work, especially the closing chapters on the
-Human Grotesque, had been written in a fever of enthusiasm.
-The reviewer never knew how rightly he had
-guessed. Some of the theories I propounded and proved
-were curious. That Ugliness is in reality the highest
-form of Beauty—beauty in the abstract—was one of the
-mildest. I believed it when I wrote it; for I was madly,
-passionately infatuated with the ugliest woman I had
-ever seen—my parlor maid, Jane Ladds!”</p>
-
-<p>We hang upon his words so that our pipes go out, and
-our whisky and sodas stand untasted at our elbows.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” says Andrew, drawing a long, hard breath, “she
-possessed my thoughts—dominated me—waking and
-sleeping. I had the queerest of dreams, in which, with a
-joy that was anguish, a rapture that was horror, I saw
-myself attending crowded assemblies with my wife, Jane
-Fenn, <i>née</i> Ladds, upon my arm. She wore my mother’s
-diamonds, a <i>décolletée</i> gown from Worth’s; and as we
-moved along together, sibilant whispers sounded in my
-ears, and astonished eyes said as plainly, ‘<i>What</i> an ugly
-woman!’</p>
-
-<p>“Then would come other visions ... Jane at the
-head of my table ... Jane rocking the cradle of our
-eldest born—an infant who strongly resembled his
-mother ... Jane here, Jane there—Jane everywhere!...<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[161]</span>
-My nerves, you will guess, must have been in a
-very queer state.</p>
-
-<p>“All the time Jane Ladds would be deftly moving
-about me, dusting my books and curios, or going on with
-her sewing, or, to the utter stupefaction of my housekeeper,
-I had issued orders that she should sit in the
-window, where my glance might dwell upon her whenever
-I lifted my head from my work. Late, late into
-the small hours, when the sky began to gray toward the
-dawning, and the ink in my stand got low, she used to
-keep me company. Not the faintest shadow of impropriety
-could attach to the association in any sane mind.
-My housekeeper thought it queer, but nothing more.</p>
-
-<p>“She had—she has—very large, very rough, very red
-hands. I used to imagine myself kissing one of those
-hands when I should ask her to be my wife, and conjure
-up the grotesque smile of shy delight with which she
-would accept the unheard-of honor. The temptation to
-snatch and kiss that awful hand became so powerful
-that it cost me more effort than I can explain to resist
-its ceaseless promptings. And I would chuckle as I
-looked at it, and at the bizarre countenance that bent
-over the stocking that was in process of being darned—Jane’s
-peculiar, shuffling gait seemed to have a peculiarly
-wearing effect on stockings—and wonder, <i>if she knew</i>,
-how she would look, what she would say? Then she
-would thread her needle, or bite the end of her worsted....
-That hand! that hand! The struggle between the
-masterful impulse to seize and kiss it, and the shuddering
-desire not to do anything of the kind, would, upon
-these occasions, be perfectly indescribable. And—one
-day—the very day that saw the completion of my book—I
-yielded!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[162]</span>“Yes?” we cry, interrogatively. All our eyes are
-rounded, all our mouths wide open.</p>
-
-<p>“She saw some of my papers flutter to the carpet as I
-pushed back my chair,” Andrew continues, “and obligingly
-crossed the room, stooped and gathered them up.
-A kind of mist came over my eyes, and when it cleared
-away, she was there—by my side—holding the written
-sheets out to me. That hand! I must—I must! Before
-the poor creature could hazard a guess at my intentions,
-I seized it—I kissed it—with a resounding smack. I
-cried deliriously, ‘Jane, will you be my wife? I adore
-you, Jane!’”</p>
-
-<p>“And what did she do? What did she say?...”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m coming to that! She drew away from me, and
-turned very white, and her poor red hands trembled, and
-her little button features twitched absurdly with the effort
-she made to keep from crying. But, as I seized her
-hands, and went on with my wild asseverations and
-protestations—Heaven only knows what I said!—the
-absurdity of the whole thing came on her, and she burst
-out laughing wildly. Then I caught the infection, and
-followed suit. Once I began, I couldn’t stop. I was
-shaken like a rag in the wind—torn, possessed by seven
-devils of risibility. But I went on raging, all through it,
-that she must marry me! At last she tore herself away,
-and ran out of the room, breathlessly to burst upon my
-housekeeper with the information that ‘Master was mad,
-and wanted the doctor.’ And she was not far wrong, for
-by the time he came I was fit for nothing but to be carried
-to bed. Twenty-four hours later I was raving in
-brain fever. Seven weeks that red-hot torture lasted,
-and then I came to myself, and found that through all
-the delirium and fever I had been patiently, uncomplainingly,
-tenderly nursed by poor Jane....”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[163]</span>Andrew’s voice grows a little husky as he nears the
-finish.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, when I was convalescent, and knew that I owed
-my life to her devotion, it seemed to me that only one
-reparation was possible for the wrong I had done Jane.
-It was a hard thing to do—the madness being over—the
-morbid impulse that had swayed me being no longer in
-the ascendant. But I did it! You may have noticed”—he
-clears his husky throat—“that is, those among you
-who have spoken to Ladds—<i>that she has a singularly
-sweet voice</i>—a voice curiously out of keeping with her
-personality. Well, when she thanked me for my ‘kindness’
-and—refused me, I might, supposing my eyes had
-been shut, have fancied that I was listening to a beautiful
-woman. She had been ‘marked out by the Lord’ to
-lead a lonely life, she said. When she was a young girl
-it used to make her cry when the lads went by <i>her</i>, ‘wi’
-their vaices turned away,’ and the girls laughed when
-she put on a ribbon or a flower. But she got used to it;
-and she quite understood that I was trying to make up—like
-a gentleman as I was;—(a mighty poor kind of gentleman,
-I felt)—‘for summat as I’d said when I didn’t
-know what I was a-saying!’ Crazy people had queer
-ideas, and the village ‘softy’ had once taken it into his
-head that he was in love with Jane.... And she
-thanked me for sticking to my word now that I was well,
-and she’d be my faithful servant always and for ever,
-Amen! Years have passed since then.... Well, she
-has kept her word. I hope, when the end of everything
-comes for me, that honest, tender, devoted heart will be
-beating by my pillow. I hope——”</p>
-
-<p>Andrew breaks off abruptly, and gets up and wishes
-us all good night.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[164]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">A VANISHED HAND</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap3"><i>“WHY,”</i> Daymond wrote, “<i>do you imagine that I
-shall despise you for this confession? None but
-a whole-souled, high-hearted woman could have made it!
-You have said you love me, frankly; and I say in return
-that had the fountains of my heart not been hopelessly
-dried up at their sources, they must have sprung forth
-gladly at such words from you. But the passion of love,
-dear friend, it is for me no more to know; and I hold you
-in too warm regard to offer you, in exchange for shekels
-of pure Ophir gold, a defaced and worthless coinage!”</i></p>
-
-<p>As Daymond penned the closing words of the sentence,
-the last rays of the smoky-red London sunset were withdrawn.
-Only a little while ago he had replenished the
-fire with fresh logs; but they were damp, and charred
-slowly, giving forth no pleasant flame. He struck a
-match and lighted a taper that stood upon his writing
-table. It created a feeble oasis of yellow radiance upon
-the darkness of the great studio, and the shadow of Daymond’s
-head and shoulders bending above it, was cast
-upward in gigantesque caricature upon the skylight, reduced
-to frosty white opacity by a burden of March
-snow.</p>
-
-<p>Daymond poised the drying pen in white, well-kept
-fingers, and read over what he had written. Underlying
-all the elegance of well-modeled phrases was the sheer
-brutality of rejection, definitely expressed. His finely<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[165]</span>
-strung mental organization revolted painfully at the imperative
-necessity of being cruel.</p>
-
-<p>“She asks for bread,” he cried aloud, “and I am giving
-her a stone!” The lofty walls and domed roof of his
-workshop gave back the words to him, and his sensitive
-ear noted the theatrical twang of the echo. Yet the
-pang of remorse that had moved him to speech was quite
-genuine.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>You have heard my story</i>,” he wrote on.</p>
-
-<p>A great many people had heard it, and had been bored
-by it; but, sensitive as Daymond’s perceptions were, he
-was not alive to this fact.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Seventeen years ago, while I was still a student
-dreaming of fame in a draughty Paris studio, I met the
-woman who was destined—I felt it then as I know it
-now—to be the one love of my life. She was an American,
-a little older than myself. She was divinely beautiful
-to me—I hardly know whether she was really so or
-not. We gave up all, each for each. She left husband,
-home, friends, to devote her life to me. I</i>——”</p>
-
-<p>He paused, trying to sum up the list of his own sacrifices,
-and ultimately left the break, as potent to express
-much, and went on:</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Guilty as I suppose we were, we were happy together—how
-happy I dare not even recall. Twenty-four
-months our life together lasted, and then came the end.
-It was the cholera year in Paris; the year which brought
-me my first foretaste of success in Art, robbed me of all
-joy in life.... She died. Horribly! suddenly! And
-the best of me lies buried in her grave!</i>”</p>
-
-<p>The muscles of his throat tightened with the rigor that
-accompanies emotion; his eyelids smarted. He threw
-back his still handsome head, and a tear fell shining on
-the delicately scented paper underneath his hand. He<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[166]</span>
-looked at the drop as it spread and soaked into a damp
-little circle, and made no use of the blotting paper to
-remove the stain. If any crudely candid observer had
-told Daymond that he dandled this desolation of his—took
-an æsthetic delight in his devotion to the coffined
-handful of dust that had once lived and palpitated at his
-touch, he would have been honestly outraged and surprised.
-Yet the thing was true. He had made his sorrow
-into a hobby-horse during the last fifteen years of
-honest regret, of absolute faithfulness to the memory of
-his dead mistress. It gratified him to see the well-trained
-creature dance and perform the tricks of the
-<i>haute école</i>. He was aware that the romance of that
-past, which he regretted with such real sincerity, added
-something to the glamour of his achieved reputation, his
-established fame, in the eyes of the world. The halo
-which it cast about him had increased his desirability
-in the eyes of the great lady who, after affording him
-numberless unutilized opportunities for the declaration
-of a sentiment which her large handsome person and her
-large handsome property had inspired in many other
-men, had written him a frank, womanly letter, placing
-these unreservedly at his disposal.... And Daymond,
-in his conscious fidelity and unconscious vanity, must
-perforce reply wintrily, nipping with the east wind of
-non-reciprocity the mature passion tendrils which sought
-to twine themselves about him. It was a painful task,
-though the obligation of it tickled him agreeably—another
-proof of the inconsistency of the man, who may be
-regarded as a type of humanity; for we are all veritable
-Daymonds, in that the medium which gives us back to
-our own gloating eyes day by day is never the crystal
-mirror of Truth, but such a lying glass as the charlatans<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[167]</span>
-of centuries agone were wont to make for ancient Kings
-and withered Queens to mop and mow in.</p>
-
-<p>Daymond pushed back his chair, and got up, and began
-to pace from end to end of the studio. The costly
-Moorish carpets muffled the falling of his footsteps,
-which intermittently sounded on the polished interspaces
-of the parqueted floor, and then were lost again in velvet
-silence. In the same way, his tall figure, with its
-thoughtfully bending head and hands clasped behind it,
-would be swallowed up among the looming shadows of
-tall easels or faintly glimmering suggestions of sculptured
-figures which here and there thrust portions of limbs, or
-angles of faces, out of the dusk—to appear again with
-the twilit north window for its background, or emerge
-once more upon the borders of the little island of tapershine.
-So he moved amid the works of his genius restlessly
-and wearily to and fro; and the incoherent mutterings
-which broke from him showed that his thoughts
-were running in the beaten track of years.</p>
-
-<p>“If I could see her again—if our eyes and lips and
-hands and hearts might meet for even the fraction of a
-minute, as they used to do, it would be enough. I could
-wait then patiently through the slow decay of the cycles
-for the turning of the key in the rusty wards, and the
-clanking of my broken fetters on the echoing stone, and
-the burst of light that shall herald my deliverance from
-prison!...” He lifted his arms above his head. “Oh,
-my dead love, my dear love! if you are near, as I have
-sometimes fancied you were, speak to me, touch me—once,
-only once!...” He waited a moment with closed
-eyelids and outstretched hands, and then, with a dry sob
-of baffled longing, stumbled back to his writing table,
-where the little taper was flickering its last, and dropped
-into his armchair.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[168]</span>“And other women talk of love to me. What wonder
-I am cold as ice to them, remembering her!”</p>
-
-<p>It was a scene he had gone through scores upon scores
-of times—words and gestures varying according to the
-pathetic inspiration of the moment. He knew that he
-was pale, and that his eyes were bleared with weeping,
-and he had a kind of triumph in the knowledge that the
-pain of retrospective longing and of present loneliness
-was so poignantly real and keen. Out of the blackness
-behind his chair at that moment came a slight stir and
-rustle—not the sough of a vagrant draught stirring
-among folds of tapestry, but an undeniably human
-sound. But half displeased with the suspicion that there
-had been a witness to his agony, he turned—turned and
-saw Her, the well-beloved of the old, old time, standing
-very near him.</p>
-
-<p>Beyond a vivid sensation of astonishment, he felt
-little. He did not tremble with fear—what was there
-in that perfectly familiar face to fear? He did not fall,
-stammering with incoherent rapture, at her feet. And
-yet, a few moments ago, he had felt that for one such
-sight of her, returned from the Unknowable to comfort
-him—dragged back from the mysterious Beyond by his
-strong yearnings—he would have bartered fame, honor,
-and wealth—submitted his body to unheard-of tortures—shed
-his blood to the last heart’s drop. He had prayed
-that a miracle might be performed—and the prayer had
-been granted. He had longed—desperately longed—to
-look on her once more—and the longing was satisfied.
-And he could only stare wide-eyed, and gape with
-dropped jaw, and say stupidly:</p>
-
-<p>“<i>You?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>For answer she turned her face—in hue, and line, and
-feature, no one whit altered—so that the light might<span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[169]</span>
-illumine it fully, and stood so regarding him in silence.
-Every pore of her seemed to drink in the sight of him;—her
-lips were parted in breathless expectancy. Every
-hair of the dark head—dressed in the fashion of fifteen
-years ago; every fold of the loose dress she wore—a garment
-he knew again; every lift and fall of her bosom
-seemed to cry out dumbly to him. There was a half-quenched
-spark glimmering in each of her deep eyes,
-that might have wanted only one breath from his mouth
-to break out into flame. Her hands hung clasped before
-her. It seemed as if they were only waiting for the signal
-to unclasp—for the outspread arms to summon him
-to her heart again. But the signal did not come. He
-caught a breath, and repeated, dully:</p>
-
-<p>“You! It is you?”</p>
-
-<p>She returned:</p>
-
-<p>“It is I!”</p>
-
-<p>The well-known tones! Recollection upsprang in his
-heart like a gush of icy waters. For a moment he was
-thrilled to the center of his being. But the smitten nerve
-chords ceased to vibrate in another moment, and he rose
-to offer her a chair.</p>
-
-<p>She moved across and took it, as he placed it by the
-angle of the wide hearth; and lifted her skirts aside with
-a movement that came back to him from a long way off,
-like her tone in speaking—and, shading her deep gray
-eyes from the dull red heat with her white left hand,
-looked at him intently. He, having pushed his own seat
-back into the borders of the shadowland beyond the
-taper’s gleam and the hearth glow, looked back at her.
-That hand of hers bore no ring. When he had broken
-the plain gold link that had fettered it in time past, he
-had set in its place a ruby that had belonged to his
-mother. The ruby was on his finger now. He hid it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[170]</span>
-out of sight in the pocket of his velvet painting coat, not
-knowing why he did so. And at that moment she broke
-the silence with:</p>
-
-<p>“You see I have come to you at last!”</p>
-
-<p>He replied, with conscious heaviness:</p>
-
-<p>“Yes—I see!”</p>
-
-<p>“Has the time seemed long?... We have no time,
-you know, where.... Is it many days since?...”</p>
-
-<p>“Many days!”</p>
-
-<p>“My poor Robert!... Weeks?... Months?... Not
-years?...”</p>
-
-<p>“Fifteen years....”</p>
-
-<p>“Fifteen years! And you have suffered all that time.
-Oh, cruel! cruel! If there was more light here, I might
-see your face more plainly. Dear face! I shall not love
-it less if there are lines and marks of grief upon it—it
-will not seem less handsome to me at forty than it did at
-twenty-five! Ah, I wish there was more light!” The
-old pettishly coaxing tones! “But yet I do not wish for
-it, lest it should show you any change in <i>me</i>!”</p>
-
-<p>“You are not changed in the least.” He drew breath
-hard. “It might be yesterday——,” he said, and left the
-sentence unfinished.</p>
-
-<p>“I am glad,” said the voice that he had been wont to
-recall to memory as wooingly sweet. “They have been
-kinder than I knew.... Oh! it has always been so
-painful to recall,” she went on, with the old little half
-shrug, half shudder, “that I died an <i>ugly</i> death—that I
-was not pretty to look at as I lay in my coffin!...”</p>
-
-<p>Daymond recoiled inwardly. That vanity, in a
-woman, should not be eradicated by the fact of her having
-simply ceased to exist, was an hypothesis never before
-administered for his mental digestion.</p>
-
-<p>“How curiously it all happened,” she said, her full<span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[171]</span>
-tones trembling a little. “It was autumn—do you remember?—and
-the trees in the Bois and the gardens of
-the Luxembourg were getting yellowy brown. There
-were well-dressed crowds walking on the Boulevards, and
-sitting round the little tables outside the restaurants.
-One could smell chloride of lime and carbolic acid crossing
-the gutters, and see the braziers burning at the corners
-of infected streets, and long strings of hearses going
-by; but nothing seemed so unlikely as that either of us
-should be taken ill and die. We were too wicked, you
-said, and too happy! ... only the good, miserable people
-were carried off, because any other world would be more
-suitable to them than this.... It was nonsense, of
-course, but it served us to laugh at. Then, because you
-could not sell your great Salon picture, and we could
-not afford the expense, you gave a supper at the <i>Café
-des Trois Oiseaux</i> (<i>Cabinet particulier No. 6</i>)—and
-Valéry and the others joined us. I was so happy that
-night ... my new dress became me ... I wore yellow
-roses—your favorite Maréchal Niel’s. When I was putting
-them in my bosom and my hair you came behind
-and kissed me on the shoulder. O, <i>mon Dieu! mon Dieu!</i>
-I can feel it now! We went to the Variétés, and then to
-supper. I had never felt so gay. People are like that, I
-remember having heard, just when they are going to die.
-Valéry gaped—I believe he was half in love with me—and
-I teased him because I knew you would be jealous.
-In those days you would have been jealous of the studio
-<i>écorché</i>. Ha! ha! ha!”</p>
-
-<p>Daymond shuddered. The recurrent French phrases
-jarred on him; something in her voice and manner scarified
-inexpressibly his sensitive perceptions. He wondered,
-dumbly, whether she had always been like this?
-She went on:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[172]</span>“And then, suddenly, in the midst of the laughter, the
-champagne, the good dishes—the pains of hell!” She
-shuddered. “And then a blank, and waking up in bed at
-the hospital, still in those tortures—and getting worse
-and seeing in your white face that I was going to die!
-Drip-drip! I could feel your tears falling upon my face,
-upon my hand; but I was even impatient of you in my
-pain. Once I fancied that I heard myself saying that I
-hated you. Did I really?”</p>
-
-<p>“I think—I believe you did! But, of course——”
-Daymond stopped, and shuddered to the marrow as she
-leaned across to him caressingly, so near that her draperies
-brushed his knee and her breath fanned upon his
-face.</p>
-
-<p>“Imagine it!” she cried, “that I <i>hated</i> you! <i>You</i> to
-whom I had given myself—you for whom I left my——”</p>
-
-<p>He interrupted, speaking in an odd, strained voice:
-“Never mind that now.”</p>
-
-<p>“I had always wished to die first,” she resumed, “but
-not in that way; not without leaving you a legacy of
-kind words and kisses. Ah!” (her voice stole to his ears
-most pleadingly), “do you know that I have been here,
-I cannot tell how long, and you have not kissed me once,
-darling?”</p>
-
-<p>She rose up in her place—she would have come to him,
-but he sprang to his feet, and thrust out both hands to
-keep her off, crying:</p>
-
-<p>“No! no!”</p>
-
-<p>She sank back into her seat, looking at him wide-eyed
-and wonderingly. “Is he afraid of me?” she whispered
-to herself.</p>
-
-<p>“I am not afraid of you,” Daymond returned almost
-roughly. “But you must make allowances for me at
-first. Your sudden coming—the surprise——”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[173]</span>“Ah yes! the surprise—and the joy——?”</p>
-
-<p>He cleared his throat and looked another way. He
-was shamedly conscious that the emotion that stiffened
-his tongue and hampered his gestures was something
-widely different from joy. He spoke again, confusedly.
-“This seems like old times—before——”</p>
-
-<p>“Before I died,” she said, “without bidding good-bye
-to you. Dear! if you guessed how I have longed to
-know what you said and did when it was all over, you
-would not mind telling me.... ‘<i>Are they grieving—those
-whom I have left behind?</i>’ is a question that is
-often asked in the place I come from. You were sorry?
-You cried? Ah! I know you must have cried!”</p>
-
-<p>“I believe,” Daymond returned, moving restlessly in
-his chair, “that I did. And I—I kissed you, though the
-doctors told me not to. I wanted to catch the cholera
-and die, too, I believe!...”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes?”</p>
-
-<p>“And when the people came with—the coffin, I”—he
-bit his lip—“I would not let them touch you!...”</p>
-
-<p>“My poor boy!”</p>
-
-<p>He winced from the tenderness. He felt with indescribable
-sensations the light pressure of that well-known
-once well-loved touch upon his arm.</p>
-
-<p>“And then—after the funeral, I believe I had a brain
-fever.” He passed his hand through his waving, slightly
-grizzled hair, as if to assist his lagging memory—really,
-as an excuse for shaking off that intolerable burden of
-her hand. “And when I recovered I found there was no
-way to forgetfulness”—he heard her sigh faintly—“except
-through work. I worked then—I am working still.”</p>
-
-<p>“Always alone?”</p>
-
-<p>“Generally alone. I have never married.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course not!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[174]</span>A faint dissent began to stir in him at this matter-of-fact
-acquiescence in his widowed turtle-like celibacy.
-“It may interest you to know,” he observed, with a touch
-of the pompous manner which had grown upon him with
-the growth of his reputation, “that my career has been
-successful in the strongest sense of the word. I have become,
-I may say, one of the leaders of the world of Art.
-Upon the decease or resignation of the President of the ——,
-it is more than probable that I shall be invited to
-occupy his vacant place. And an intimation has reached
-me, from certain eminent quarters”—he paused weightily—“that
-a baronetcy will be conferred upon me, in
-that event!”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes?”</p>
-
-<p>The tone betrayed an absolute lack of attention. She
-had once been used to take a keen interest in his occupations;
-to be cast down by his failures and elated by his
-successes. Had that enthusiasm constituted the greater
-part of her charm? In its absence Daymond began to
-find her—must it be confessed?—but indifferent company.</p>
-
-<p>In the embarrassment that momentarily stiffened him,
-an old habit came to his rescue. Before he knew it, he
-had taken a cigar from a silver box upon the writing
-table, and was saying, with the politely apologetic accent
-of the would-be smoker:</p>
-
-<p>“May I? You used not to mind!”</p>
-
-<p>She made a gesture of assent. As the first rings of
-bluish vapor mounted into the air, Daymond found her
-watching him with those intent, expectant eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Feeling himself bound to make some observation, he
-said: “It is very wonderful to me to see you here! It
-was very good of you to come!”</p>
-
-<p>She returned: “They had to let me come, I think! I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[175]</span>
-begged so—I prayed so, that at last——” She paused.
-Daymond was not listening. He was looking at her
-steadfastly and pondering....</p>
-
-<p>It had been his whim, in the first poignancy of bereavement,
-to destroy all portraits of her, so that with
-the lapse of years no faulty touch should bewray the
-memory of her vanished beauty. It struck him now for
-the first time that his brush had played the courtier, and
-flattered her, for the most part, unblushingly. He found
-himself criticizing unfavorably the turn of her throat
-and the swell of her bosom, and the dark voluptuous
-languishment of her look. The faint perfume of heliotrope
-that was shaken forth now, as of old time, from
-her hair and her garments no longer intoxicated, but
-sickened him. This, then, was the woman he had
-mourned for fifteen years! He began to feel that he had
-murmured unwisely at the dispensation of Providence.
-He began to revolt at this recrudescence of an outworn
-passion—to realize that at twenty-five he had taken a
-commonplace woman for a divinity—a woman whom, if
-she had not died when she did, he would have wearied of—ended
-perhaps in hating. He found himself in danger
-of hating her now.</p>
-
-<p>“At last they let me come. They said I should repent
-it—as if I could!” Her eyes rested on him lingeringly;
-her hand stilled the eager trembling of her lips. “Never!
-Of course, you seemed a little strange at first. You are
-not quite—not quite yourself now; it is natural—after
-fifteen years. And presently, when I tell you—— Oh!
-what will you say when I tell you all?”</p>
-
-<p>She left her chair and came toward him, so swiftly
-that he had not time to avoid her. She laid her hand
-on his shoulder and bent her mouth to his ear. One of
-her peculiarities had been that her lips were always cold,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[176]</span>
-even when her passion burned most fiercely. The nearness
-of those lips, once so maddeningly desirable and
-sweet, made Daymond’s flesh creep horribly. He
-breathed with difficulty, and the great drops of agony
-stood thickly on his forehead—not with weak, superstitious
-terror of the ghost; with unutterable loathing of
-the woman.</p>
-
-<p>“Listen!” she said. “They are wise in the place I
-came from; they know things that are not known here....
-You have heard it said that once in the life of
-every human being living upon earth comes a time when
-the utterance of a wish will be followed by its fulfilment.
-The poor might be made rich, the sick well, the sad
-merry, the loveless beloved—in one moment—if they
-could only know when that moment comes! But not once
-in a million million lifetimes do they hit upon it; and so
-they live penniless and in pain, and sorrowful and lonely,
-all their lives. I let my chance go by, like many others,
-long before I died; but yours is yet to come.” Her voice
-thrilled with a note of wild triumph; the clasp of her
-arm tightened on his neck. “Oh, love!” she cried; “the
-wonderful moment is close at hand! It is midnight now”—she
-pointed to the great north window, through which
-the frosty silver face of the moon was staring in relief
-against a framed-in square of velvet blackness, studded
-with twinkling star-points—“but with the first signs of
-the dawn that you and I have greeted together, heart of
-my heart!—how many times in the days that may come
-again!—with the graying of the East and the paling of
-the stars comes the Opportunity for you. Now, <span class="allsmcap">DO YOU
-UNDERSTAND</span>?”</p>
-
-<p>He understood and quailed before her. But she was
-blindly confident in his truth, stupidly reliant on his
-constancy.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[177]</span>“When it comes, beloved, you shall take me in your
-arms—breathe your wish upon these lips of mine, in a
-kiss. Say, while God’s ear is open, ‘Father, give her
-back to me, living and loving, as of old!’ and I shall be
-given—I shall be given!”</p>
-
-<p>She threw both arms about him and leaned to him, and
-sobbed and laughed with the rapture of her revelation
-and the anticipation of the joy that was to come.</p>
-
-<p>“Remember, you must not hesitate, or the golden
-chance will pass beyond recall, and I shall go back
-whence I came, never more to return—never more to
-clasp you, dearest one, until you die too, and come to me
-(are you cold, that you shudder so?)—and be with me
-for always. Listen, listen!”</p>
-
-<p>As she lifted her hand the greatest of all the great
-clock voices of London spoke out the midnight hour. As
-other voices answered from far and near Daymond shuddered,
-and put his dead love from him, and rose up
-trembling and ghastly pale.</p>
-
-<p>They moved together to the window, and stood looking
-out. The weather was about to change; the snow
-was melting, the thaw drip plashed heavily from roof
-gutters and balconies, cornices and window ledges. As
-she laid her hand once more upon his shoulder the stars
-began to fade out one by one, and in a little while from
-then the eastward horizon quivered with the first faint
-throes of dawn.</p>
-
-<p>“Wish!” she cried. “Now! now! before it is too late!”
-She moved as if to throw herself again upon his breast;
-but he thrust her from him with resolute hands that
-trembled no more.</p>
-
-<p>“I wish,” he said very distinctly, “to be Sir Robert
-Daymond, Baronet, and President of the —— before the
-year is out!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[178]</span>She fell away from him, and waned, and became unsubstantial
-and shadowy like the ghost she was, and unlike
-the thing of flesh and blood she had seemed before.
-Nothing remained to her of lifelikeness but the scorn
-and anger, the anguish and reproach of her great eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Only the dead are faithful to Love—because they are
-dead,” she said. “The living live on—and forget! They
-may remember sometimes to regret us—beat their
-breasts and call upon our names—but they shudder if we
-answer back across the distance; and if we should offer
-to come back, ‘Return!’ they say! ‘go and lie down in
-the comfortable graves we have made you; there is no
-room for you in your old places any more!’ They told
-me I should be sorry for coming; but I would not listen,
-I had such confidence. I am wiser now! Good-bye!”</p>
-
-<p>A long sigh fluttered by him in the semi-obscurity, like
-a bird with a broken wing. There was a rattling of curtain
-rings, the dull sough of falling tapestry, and the
-opening and closing of a door. She was gone! And
-Daymond, waking from strangely dreamful slumbers to
-the cheerlessness of dying embers and burned-out candle,
-rang the bell for his servant, and ordered lights. A few
-minutes later saw him, perfectly dressed, stepping into
-his cab.</p>
-
-<p>“Chesterfield Gardens, Mayfair,” he said, giving the
-direction to his valet for transference to the groom.</p>
-
-<p>“Beg pardon, sir, but Lady Mary Fraber’s servant is
-still waiting!” The man pointed back to the house.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” said Daymond, who had had a passing glimpse
-of alien cord gaiters reposing before his hall-fire. “Tell
-him I have taken the answer to his mistress myself.”</p>
-
-<p>And as he spoke he scattered a handful of torn-up
-squares of paper—the fragments of a letter—in largesse
-to the night and the gusty weather.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[179]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">AN ORDEAL BY FIRE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">MR. LANTER was bookkeeping clerk in a New
-York dry-goods store. For his services he was
-remunerated at the rate of fifteen dollars per week. His
-bedroom at the boarding house with daily breakfast and
-three meals on the Sunday, cost him ten dollars; the remaining
-five supplied all other necessities—fed him at
-cheap restaurants, dressed him from cheap clothing
-stores, and allowed him to send a cash bill now and then
-to his mother, who lived in a New Hampshire village on
-tea, bread and sauce, wore her hair in looped bell-ropes
-on either side of her forehead and a rosette behind, and
-thought her son the most splendid man in the world. But
-despite heroic efforts, Mr. Lanter had not succeeded in
-putting by anything against a rainy day. As to marriage,
-it was not to be dreamt of, which is probably the
-reason why Mr. Lanter dreamed of it so frequently. But
-the feminine form that figured in those dreams was not
-that of a typist, or a sales-lady, or even a chorus-girl or
-variety artist. Mr. Lanter was a young man with a turn
-for reading, who regularly spent his Sundays at the
-Cooper Institute, and he did not feel that he could undertake
-to do his duty as a husband by anything short of a
-heroine of romantic classical fiction. He had had imaginary
-love passages with several of these, both ancient
-and modern. <i>The Faëry Queen</i> had given him Britomart,
-and the <i>Volsunga Saga</i> had supplied him with Brunhild.
-Hypatia’s erudition made her a little alarming, but the
-affair was pleasant while it lasted; and Iseult was too<span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[180]</span>
-dark for Mr. Lanter’s taste, but he changed the color of
-her locks as expeditiously as a French hairdresser, and
-roamed the forest ways with her more appreciatively
-than Prosper. Theaters Mr. Lanter did not frequent,
-because Mrs. Lanter regarded such places as pitfalls dug
-by the devil for the capture of unwary young America,
-and he had promised his mother he would not visit them.
-Indeed, had he been inclined to go back on his word, he
-could not have afforded to do so. But neither concert-halls,
-museums, nor circuses figured on Mrs. Lanter’s
-black list, because she had forgotten to specify them;
-and one half-holiday Mr. Lanter found himself entering
-Kneeman’s Star Musée with an order.</p>
-
-<p>The Kneeman Musée is a big, opulent building, with a
-central dome of colored glass, a gorgeous façade ornamented
-with groups of sculptured figures and a gilded
-vestibule where are displayed an array of life-sized
-photographs and gigantic colored posters illustrating the
-wonders to be seen within; promising upon this occasion,
-among other exquisite novelties, the unique whistling
-entertainment of Madame Smithers, the Kentucky
-Mocking Bird; the Celebrated Centaur Family, in
-their feats of Equitation; the Balancing Bonellis,
-in their electrifying plank-and-ladder interlude; Madame
-la Comtesse Püspök Ladany, the Beautiful Hungarian
-(heroine of one of the most sensational European
-elopements) in her Elegant Effects of Equestrianism
-upon the highly-trained Arab Maimoun, assisted by
-Rurik the Gitano, who had the honor, upon the sensational
-occasion above alluded to, of eloping with Madame
-la Comtesse. Then came the Mermaids in a Tank
-Act, and three-inch notes of exclamation clamorously
-invited attention to the American Girl Giantess,
-Mademoiselle Minota, nineteen years of age, nine feet<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[181]</span>
-in height, weighing four hundred and twenty-six pounds,
-able to lift a weight of one hundred and forty pounds
-with one hand.... The remainder of the bill was filled
-with dwarfs, performing lions, snake-charmers, and ventriloquists.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Lanter presented nothing remarkable to the ordinary
-observation. He was fair, undersized, and short-sighted,
-and the necktie he had chosen was of a vivid
-salmon-pink, trying to his complexion, which had been
-injured by overwork and close confinement in a glass
-counting-hutch lighted by electricity, and heated by
-steam. He followed his companion, who was a smart,
-bustling young salesman with a lady-killing reputation,
-and sporting proclivities; and as he went he smiled a
-little vaguely, and his mouth was not quite shut, a negligence
-which deprives the expression of intellectuality.
-They had fauteuil seats so close to the Ring that their
-knees rubbed against the low velvet-cushioned barrier
-that enclosed the sand-strewn space, which seemed to
-Mr. Lanter to be a brown central-patch, in a gorgeous,
-multi-colored dream. The dome above, all glass and
-gilding, the pretty women in the boxes, the perambulating
-vendors of candy and ices, the orchestra tuning up
-in a gilded balcony on the left of the stage, the whiffs
-of menagerie, gas, and stabling which escaped from the
-coulisses, the people who pushed past into their places,
-Madame Smithers trilling and piping in emulation of the
-feathered songsters of American groves, the Centaur
-Family upon their gaily-trapped steeds, the bursts of
-applause, the shouts of laughter, were all made of dream-stuff....
-But when heavy tableau-curtains rose upon
-a scene representing a mediæval banqueting-hall, and revealed
-the American Girl Giantess, throned upon a high
-seat, arrayed in gilded chain-mail and flowing purple<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[182]</span>
-draperies, a sword in her large white right hand, a crimson
-cloak upon her shoulders and a dragon-crested helm
-upon her large fair head, the start Mr. Lanter gave
-would have awakened any ordinary sleeper. But the
-dream closed in again, as Miss Minota rose, and, bowing
-to the right, to the left, to the middle, descended the
-baize-covered staircase which led from the stage to the
-Ring.... Other spectators saw a young woman monstrously
-overgrown, with tow-colored hairplaits as thick
-as coir-cable, and blue eyes as round as silver dollars,
-who was well-proportioned in her huge way, and who, if
-looked at through the wrong end of an opera-glass, when
-divested of her tawdry theatrical trappings, might have
-appeared an honest, ordinary young person of
-average good looks. But Mr. Lanter saw a golden roof-ridge
-and a ring of magic fire roaring up, and the Brunhild
-of his visions; and breathed hard, and felt a clammy
-sensation about the palms of the hands, while his heart
-drummed heavily against the lining of his ready-made
-waistcoat. He must have been very pale or very purple
-in the face, for his companion nudged him.</p>
-
-<p>“Guess you’re feeling off color!... Like to get out
-into the air?... If so, I’ll keep your seat,” he whispered;
-but Mr. Lanter shook his head.</p>
-
-<p>The band struck up a march, Miss Minota descended
-into the arena, a voluble gentleman in evening dress,
-who acted as showman, and, when necessary, as interpreter,
-walking in the shadow of her elbow. She seemed,
-indeed, an overwhelming example of feminine physical
-development as she gravely performed her round, replying
-in monosyllables to the remarks that were made to
-her by members of the audience, complying with their
-expressed desire to shake her enormous hand. Mr. Lanter
-was hot and cold by turns as her monumental proportions<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[183]</span>
-drew nearer; he meant to rise in his place and
-boldly engage her in conversation; he got as far as
-getting on his legs. It seemed that the large blue eyes
-of the giantess dropped upon him inquiringly; he almost
-fancied her about to pause. But his tongue refused to
-utter the word which would have arrested her progress....
-She swept past, and it was as though the mainsail
-of a yacht had gone over on the starboard tack, emptying
-a whole breeze out of an acre of canvas. Another
-moment and she had ascended to the stage, her draperies
-of crimson and purple trailing as she went; she had
-lifted her weights, respectively guaranteed at one hundred
-and one hundred and forty pounds avoirdupois; she
-had made her three bows, and the tableau-curtains had
-descended and closed. Thenceforward Mr. Lanter took
-no interest in the entertainment. With fishy eyes he sat,
-retrospective, unobservant; and his companion, the lively
-Mr. Goter, found him mighty dull.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, look here!... Say now! what’s up with you?”
-he protested, as they walked home together through the
-crowded streets.</p>
-
-<p>The clang of street-car gongs, the intermittent roar
-and rattle of the elevated railway, mingled with the blare
-of tin horns, and the clamor of voices. It was hot May
-weather, and there was a smell upon the languid air that
-seemed to combine in itself the flavor of rotten fruit, the
-musky odor of African skins, the pungent acridity of
-frying oil, and the rankness of coarse tobacco.</p>
-
-<p>“Up with me? Why, I’m all right,” said Mr. Lanter,
-“and I’ve had a real good time, thanks to you, old man!”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, have a drink?” said the pacified Goter, and
-they turned in at the swing doors of a beer saloon.
-“Bully, wasn’t she?” he broke out, after ordering two<span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[184]</span>
-iced bocks. “My style all over! Guess I’ve a good
-mind to take her on!” and he winked knowingly.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Lanter set down his tall glass of untasted Münchener.
-“Look here, who are you talking about?” He
-was salmon-pink to the edge of his black Derby hat, and
-his pale blue eyes had angry sparks in them.</p>
-
-<p>“That girl that did the jugglin’ business on the plank-and-ladder,”
-responded Goter. “Black eyes, black hair,
-high color, and spankin’ action. Did you s’pose I meant
-that walkin’ grain-elevator in the tin armor? No, sir!”</p>
-
-<p>He had yet another fulminating witticism on hand, and
-he discharged it. Before it had done crackling he saw
-stars, for the placable Lanter had suddenly smitten him
-upon the nose.</p>
-
-<p>“Good thunder! what are you up to, anyway?” spluttered
-the astonished Mr. Goter.</p>
-
-<p>“Hol’ off there! Go easy!” shouted the barkeeper.
-Half a dozen men, their drinks in their hands, their hats
-tilted back from interested faces, had gathered round,
-and a colored boy was mopping the red-stained marble
-table with a wet cloth.</p>
-
-<p>“He—he insulted a lady!” gasped Mr. Lanter, “and I
-struck him! If he does it again—I’ll do it again!...
-Mind that!” The tone and the look with which he delivered
-the final warning convinced Mr. Goter that he
-had better mind.</p>
-
-<p>Thenceforward he ceased to regard Mr. Lanter as a
-“Willie” and Mr. Lanter ceased to regard himself as a
-Christian young man. His own violence had shocked
-him. There must be a good deal of cold reason, he reflected,
-at the bottom of Mrs. Lanter’s inveterate prejudice
-against public places of entertainment, and his conscience
-pricked him. But she had made him promise
-that he would not go to “theaters,” and he salved his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[185]</span>
-conscience by reminding himself that he had kept his
-word. But he went again and yet again to Kneeman’s
-Star Musée. And upon the third occasion he mustered
-up courage to speak to Miss Minota.</p>
-
-<p>“How do you do?” he blurted out. Then as an afterthought
-he blurted out, “Mademoiselle.” He had to tilt
-his head quite back to look up into Miss Minota’s large
-fair moon-face. He wondered what she would say if
-anybody told her that she was his ideal of womanhood?</p>
-
-<p>“I guess I am very well, thank you,” responded the
-giantess. She had a plaintive, mooing voice, and despite
-the usage of a public career, she seemed little less bashful
-than Mr. Lanter.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you like N’York?” Mr. Lanter inquired.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” Miss Minota returned, “I guess I do!” She
-sighed as she continued: “But one place is much the
-same as another to you—when you don’t see anythin’
-more of it than the inside of the hotel where you happen
-to be located, and the inside of the hall where you chance
-to be exhibitin’.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, now, that’s a shame!” said Mr. Lanter, growing
-red with sympathy. “Don’t your friends take you around
-some, when you feel you’d like to go?”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose they’d be real pleased,” said Miss Minota,
-after an instant’s consideration, “if I didn’t attract so
-much attention. But when you’re too big to go on the
-cars, like other folk, or pass along the sidewalk without
-blockin’ it——” She shrugged her enormous shoulders
-with a little air of fatigue, and the gentleman in evening
-dress, who officiated as showman, gave her the signal to
-move. “Good-afternoon!” she said graciously, and
-passed on.</p>
-
-<p>But Mr. Lanter’s brain was surging with sympathy.
-“My gracious!” he cried to himself, “is it possible that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[186]</span>
-that splendid creature isn’t happy?” A vague look of
-gentle melancholy was certainly floating on the surface
-of those limpid china-blue eyes. He breathed through
-his nose and clenched his fists, one of which already bore
-a proof impression of Mr. Goter’s projecting front tooth.
-And the very next half-holiday found him waiting at the
-side-door through which professionals found entrance to
-the back scenes of Kneeman’s. One or two sallow,
-cropped men in furred overcoats passed in, one of them
-in company with a black-eyed, vivacious, middle-aged
-woman, who conversed with her fingers, her shoulders,
-and every muscle of her face—and in whom Mr. Lanter
-recognized Goter’s houri. Then a vehicle like a hotel-omnibus,
-only taller and shinier, drawn by a pair of stout
-horses, pulled up by the curb; two men, moustached,
-and dressed in a kind of buff uniform faced with red
-(Mr. Lanter recognized it as the livery common to the
-attendants of the Musée), got down from the box seat
-and opened the omnibus door.... Mr. Lanter’s heart
-thumped wildly as a colossal foot and ankle, appareled
-in a pink silk stocking and rosetted black satin shoe,
-cautiously descended to the ground, and the rest of Miss
-Minota followed by gradual instalments until the giantess
-stood upright on the pavement, her nine feet of
-height handsomely accentuated by an umbrageous hat,
-with a plume of nodding feathers which might have
-served for the central ornament of a canopy of state.
-She inclined this tremendous headgear in gracious recognition
-of Mr. Lanter. Mr. Lanter took off his hat with
-his best manner, and boldly stepped forward.</p>
-
-<p>A large pink flush invaded the giantess’s immense
-cheeks, previously of a pale or dough-colored complexion.
-“Won’t you walk in a minute?” she said, in a timid,
-fluttering way. Then, not without difficulty, she went in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[187]</span>
-at the side-door, Mr. Lanter followed, the attendants
-mounted to their seats, and the large shiny omnibus
-drove away.</p>
-
-<p>The sensation of moving and speaking in a dream bore
-heavily upon Mr. Lanter as he followed the tall, stooping
-figure of the giantess up a short flight of stairs and
-through what seemed to be a labyrinth of winding
-passages, each of which seemed more dark and dusky
-than the preceding one, and conveyed a stronger olfactory
-impression of gas, mice, and turpentine. But the
-labyrinth ended in a vast echoing chaos of shaky canvas
-scenes and machinery, which Miss Minota introduced
-as the stage. The iron curtain that separated the stage
-from the auditorium was down, and they stood together
-in the midst of a heterogeneous jumble of properties
-among which Mr. Lanter recognized the plank-and-ladder
-of the equilibrists, the gilded props and rubber-covered
-block-tackle used by the tight-rope dancer, the
-belled and ribboned saddles employed by the Centaur
-Family, and Miss Minota’s mediæval throne, flanked by
-the gilded weights employed in her exhibition of manual
-strength.</p>
-
-<p>“Won’t you——” Involuntarily he pointed to the
-gaudy throne-seat.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said the giantess, “I don’t know but what I
-will sit down—just a minute.” Seated, her large round
-face and china-blue, rather foolish eyes were above the
-level of Mr. Lanter’s as he stood before her. Certainly,
-but for the suet dumpling pallor of her fair complexion
-and a prevailing flabbiness, the result of insufficient exercise,
-Miss Minota would have been good-looking. “I
-guess I ought to thank you for being so polite!” she said,
-and her tone and accent were homely as those of the
-New England village-folk among whom Mr. Lanter had<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[188]</span>
-been raised. “I guess you thought I acted like I was
-silly just now; but boys do scare me so.... If there’s
-one thing more than another I dasn’t face, it’s a boy;
-and you bet boys know it, and lay along for me—the
-nasty little things! So there’s another reason why I can’t
-go round like other folks—even if the management
-wouldn’t object to my givin’ the show away!” She
-folded her immense hands upon her knees and looked
-placidly at Mr. Lanter.</p>
-
-<p>“But why should the management object, Miss—Mademoiselle?”
-asked Mr. Lanter, standing, very red
-and stiff and embarrassed, at Miss Minota’s knee, like a
-somewhat dull little boy about to say a lesson.</p>
-
-<p>“Because once folks have seen me for nothin’, they’ll
-leave the pay-place alone,” said Miss Minota. “It’s
-human natur’, take it how you will. An’ I’m only
-Mademoiselle on the posters. My first professional exhibitin’
-tour was in the State of Minnesota, an’ that’s
-how I got my professional name. My own name seemed
-kind of one-horse for a poster—Quilt—Miss Hattie Quilt
-of Smartsville, New Hampshire, I was when I lived to-home.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve been to Smartsville,” said Mr. Lanter eagerly, as
-though it were a bond. “It’s only forty miles from
-Saunderstown where I was raised. My mother, Mrs.
-Lanter, she lives there now. And Quilt’s a name I’ve
-heard.... There was old Deacon Quilt that had the
-lawsuit——”</p>
-
-<p>“I guess he was my grandfather!” said Miss Minota
-soberly.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Lanter tilted his head, trying to remember what
-the lawsuit had been about.</p>
-
-<p>“It was a suit about an iron bedstead,” said Miss
-Minota. “It’s ’most ten years ago. Grandfather bought<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[189]</span>
-it for me, because I’d crowded mother out of hers. We
-slep’ together till I was ’bout eleven years old. Well,
-grandfather measured me himself for that bed, but it
-didn’t get delivered for a month on end, and I’d growed
-beyond my measure, and didn’t fit it, or it didn’t fit me.
-Mother tried to convince the old man by showin’ him my
-frocks—she’d let ’em down eight inches only four weeks
-back, an’ they was hardly on speakin’ terms with my
-boot-tops by then—but he said on’y Jonah’s gourd
-growed at that rate, an’ the dry-goods man must change
-the bedstead or he’d go to law. An’ the dry-goods man
-said rather than have legal trouble he’d change the bed
-for a bigger, ’n he did; but the new one was six weeks in
-gettin’ delivered, and it was the same story over again—it
-didn’t fit me, nohow! So grandfather went to law, an’
-the case was tried in the Smartsville court-house, an’
-grandfather would ’a got damages if the dry-goods man’s
-lawyer hadn’t asked to have me produced in court. It
-was my first public appearance, an’ I was dretful shy.
-People used to laugh at me bein’ so shy, but you’ve no
-idee what a tryin’ thing it is bein’ bigger ’n anybody
-else—when you first find it out!” The large form of
-Miss Minota was convulsed by a shudder. “You’d hide
-yourself in a mousehole, if it was big enough to hold you.
-Well, they called Miss Hattie Quilt, an’ I got up an’
-straightened out, for I’d been settin’ cramped in a kind
-of pew, an’ it seemed even to myself as if I’d never end.
-An’ the judge looked at me through his glasses. My!
-didn’t he stare! An’ he asked how old I was, an’ I said
-‘Risin’ twelve’; an’ the judge allowed if I kep’ on risin’
-I might get somewheres in time; an’ that a man with a
-granddaughter like that growin’ up about him ought to
-provide india-rubber bedsteads an’ a sliding roof. An’ all
-the folks laughed an’ grandfather had to pay sixty dollars<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[190]</span>
-damages an’ costs.” Miss Minota’s gentle, monotonous,
-mooing voice left off talking; she paused to draw
-breath.</p>
-
-<p>“And then——?” said Mr. Lanter, in whose brain
-dim and faded hearsays connected with the Quilt law-case
-were stirring.</p>
-
-<p>“Then grandfather took a kind of down on me,” Miss
-Minota explained, “though he’d set a deal of store on me
-before. An’ mother used to beg me with tears in her eyes
-not to grow at that rate; an’ I tried not—hard; but I kep’
-on. I stinted meals an’ wore an iron pound-weight on
-my head under my hat—but still I kep’ on. An’ at last
-grandfather opinioned to father and mother it was time
-to let out the house—or to let out me. So they hired me
-to Dan Slater—perhaps you’ve heard of Slater’s Traveling
-Museum of Marvels—an’——”</p>
-
-<p>“I should have thought they’d been ashamed!” burst
-out Mr. Lanter, flushing to the temples. “Their own
-flesh and blood!”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s what other people kep’ saying to grandfather,
-‘your own flesh and blood’!” returned Miss Minota.
-“But all grandfather ever said was that there was more
-flesh and blood than he’d bargained for, and he’d thank
-’em to ’tend to their own affairs.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think he was a nice kind of man,” said little
-Mr. Lanter, thrilling with indignation to his toes and
-finger-tips, “to send a young girl away from her home and
-her mother—out into the world—among strangers who
-might have treated her badly!” He looked up at his
-ideal of womanhood with passionate chivalry.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, but they didn’t treat me badly!” said Miss
-Minota. “Dan Slater was real kind. An’ when I outgrew
-the caravan I traveled in at first, he telescoped two
-together—an’ as one of ’em had been made for the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[191]</span>
-giraffe, I got on pretty well. But I’ve never got used to
-bein’ made a show of, an’ stared at, and asked questions
-by people, whether they’re ordinary folks or Kings an’
-Queens an’ Serene Highnesses—an’ I guess I never will.
-Perhaps you wouldn’t believe it’s lonsome to be bigger
-’n anybody else—but it makes me feel so, times!”</p>
-
-<p>“I wish I could prevent your feeling lonesome!” burst
-out Mr. Lanter, before he was aware. “I wish I could
-carry you right away from this”—he waved his hand
-comprehensively—“and take care of you. I wouldn’t let
-a rough breath blow on you as I could help. I’d stand
-between you and the world, and shelter you—I’d spend
-my life in doing it—and spend it gladly!” He forgot
-himself in what he was saying, and therefore did not
-blush, but his awkward, plain, and homely little figure in
-its badly-fitting store clothes was a spectacle to smile at.
-“Oh! if you knew all I’d thought and dreamed of since I
-saw you first!” he said, with a quiver of passion in his
-voice. “It seems like a dream to be talking to you
-here.... If it didn’t how could I tell you straight out
-as I am telling you now, what I haven’t even had the
-courage to write—that I—I——”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Minota modestly reared her Alpine height from
-the mediæval throne as a trampling of feet sounded from
-the dusty passage beyond. “I guess I have got to go and
-dress,” she said modestly.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, please wait one minute!” pleaded Mr. Lanter.
-“You must know it, if you never speak to me or look at
-me again. I think you the grandest, most glorious
-woman I ever saw! I’m ready to die for you right now,
-if the dying of a common store clerk would be any use!
-But it wouldn’t,” said Mr. Lanter, “and so I must go on
-thinking of you, and worshipping you, and loving you to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[192]</span>
-the end of my days——” He broke down, blushing and
-stammering.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my!” cried Miss Minota. In her surprise she
-sat down again so unguardedly that the mediæval throne
-creaked and tottered. “You don’t mean it? Honest,
-you don’t?”</p>
-
-<p>“I mean it with all my soul!” asseverated Mr. Lanter.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Minota blushed a dull red all over her immense
-face, as she met the young man’s rather ugly, candid
-gaze. Then her large china-blue eyes brimmed over; she
-pulled from her pocket a cambric handkerchief as large
-as the mainsail of a toy yacht, and began to cry like a
-thunder-cloud.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t!” begged Mr. Lanter. “Please don’t! If you’re
-angry with me I don’t know what I should do. I don’t,
-indeed!” He was dreadfully in earnest, and quite pale,
-and large drops stood upon his forehead, for the air in the
-Musée was insufferably hot and close. There was a smell
-of charred wood and blistering paint, and the unsettled
-dust of the place made the straggling rays of daylight
-that bored their way into it seem blue and smoky. A
-sudden clamor of voices broke out below, almost under
-the stage it seemed, and then came the trampling of
-feet, the crash of broken glass, and the smell of some
-spilled chemical mingled with the grosser odors of the
-place. The scent, the stir, the sounds, seemed vaguely
-associated in Mr. Lanter’s mind with something dangerous
-and sinister. But he was listening to Miss Minota.</p>
-
-<p>“I ain’t a mite angry,” said the giantess, giving her
-overflowing eyes a final dab with the handkerchief, now
-crumpled into a damp ball. “I should hate to have you
-believe it! I—I think you’re real generous, an’ kind, an’
-noble. And I shall be grateful to you all my life”—she
-mopped her eyes again—“for makin’ me feel—for once—like<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[193]</span>
-I’d been an ordinary-sized girl; for I—I’ll own I
-have fretted considerable. But there, when things can’t
-be altered, anyhow, it’s no good frettin’, is it? An’, of
-course, there could never be nothin’ between us—I
-couldn’t ever play it so low down on a man that’s as
-generous and kind as you are, as to say there could be.
-But I’m just as obliged. And now I’ll say good-bye, and
-if we don’t never meet again you’re to remember I was
-grateful. My land! I do believe the show’s afire!”</p>
-
-<p>For the crackling, blistering heat that parched the
-flooring underfoot, with the sudden volume of smoke that
-rolled upward, betrayed the condition of things no less
-than the thin tongues of flame that licked upward between
-the boards. In the regions under the stage the
-conflagration had broken out; they heard the shouts of
-the stage-hands, the crash of glass fire-bombs breaking
-one after another, and next moment a solitary man,
-smoke-blackened and red-faced, burst upward from the
-regions below, and, rushing to the fire-hose, coiled like
-a brown snake against the bare masonry of the wall,
-began to haul it down. As the man tugged and swore
-at the hose, other voices shouted and other feet clattered,
-and half a dozen other men, singed and blackened like
-so many demons, emerged as the first had done, from
-those conjectural lower depths.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s no use—no use!” they shouted as they ran, and
-the fireman dropped the hose and ran with them. They
-did not have to cross the charring, blistering stage, for
-they were on the right side for the passage-way. They
-fought and struggled, shrieking, in the narrow exit,
-blocked by their terrified bodies.</p>
-
-<p>“Come! Didn’t you hear?” shouted Mr. Lanter. He
-caught Miss Minota by the skirt and tugged at it like a
-faithful terrier. “Run!” he shouted again. But a choking<span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[194]</span>
-volume of smoke, a blast of fiercer heat fanned up
-from below. The boards of the stage were now in flames.
-And the flames were of beautiful, ravishingly-delicate
-shades of blue and hyacinth and orange-red. And they
-devoured where they licked with a deadly greed and a
-purring, crackling kind of satisfaction.... “Come!”
-Mr. Lanter shouted again. The giantess had sunk upon
-her knees, he shook her violently by the shoulder, and she
-lifted her large, terrified face and staring blue eyes, now
-for the first time upon a level with his own.</p>
-
-<p>“I dasn’t!” she cried. “The floor wouldn’t bear me—I
-should never git across! Save yourself while you have
-time!” As she sobbed and shuddered, Mr. Lanter put
-his arm round her, as though she had been quite an ordinary-sized
-girl.</p>
-
-<p>“Pluck up!” he shouted, for the fire roared as triumphantly
-as though Kneeman’s Star Musée were the
-choicest morsel in the world. “I’ll get you out of this or
-burn with you, by—thunder!” and he kissed her. The
-kiss seemed to revive Miss Minota, for she gasped, and
-struggled to her feet, and looked with him upon a wall of
-rejoicing flame that soared upward between them and
-the passage-way. “These doors behind us—where do
-they lead?” Mr. Lanter shouted, and Miss Minota
-shouted back, “To the dressing-rooms!”</p>
-
-<p>There was no way of escape before them; the iron curtain
-walled them in. As the slim greedy tongues of fire
-began to lick the boards on which they stood, they retreated
-to the back of the stage. But the stifling smoke
-and the greedy fire followed them, and the end of things
-seemed not far off.... It seemed quite natural now
-that they should be holding hands. They were blackened
-both, and smoke-begrimed, parched and giddy with the
-terrific heat, and the incandescent air fanned on their<span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[195]</span>
-smirched faces as though the wings of Azrael had stirred
-it; but they were a comfort to each other. To be heard
-by each other in that fiendish tumult of insentient things
-was impossible; but they pressed close to one another
-like children in the smoky dark, and held one another’s
-hands.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know as I’d choose to have things different,”
-said a grip of Mr. Lanter’s; and the answering squeeze
-of Miss Minota’s large hand said, “Thank you for helping
-me to die so like an ordinary-sized girl!” But the
-hand she pressed seemed to melt in hers and slip away,
-and, groping downward in the dun-colored smother, the
-giantess touched the senseless body of Mr. Lanter lying
-at her feet. And then she gave a cry of love and grief
-and anger mingled, as an ordinary-sized woman might
-have done—and lifted her lover from the blistering floor
-as though he had been a baby. The smoke seemed less
-dense a few feet beyond where she stood, and, moving
-forward with Mr. Lanter held upon one arm, the other
-outstretched gropingly, Miss Minota bruised her knuckles
-against a wooden door. It was the high, narrow door of
-solid, iron-clamped timber (usually situated at the back
-of the scene-dock), by which scenery and the more bulky
-properties were hoisted up to or removed from the stage
-of Kneeman’s Musée. In the joy of the discovery Miss
-Minota cried out. Then she laid down Mr. Lanter very
-gently on the floor, and fumbled for the door-bolts. But
-the door opened by a winch and lever, and Miss Minota
-fumbled in vain. A chill despair seized her. He lay so
-helpless and inert at her feet that he might have been
-dead! “O Lord!” Miss Minota prayed, “where’s the
-use in You havin’ made me so much bigger than other
-folk if I can’t save him? Help me to do it, and I’ll never
-go back on You by grumblin’ at my size any more!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[196]</span>A dizziness overcame her, she reeled and staggered against
-the side wall of the scene-dock, bruising her knee
-against something that fell with a dull, reverberating
-crash. It was a solid bar of iron used by a professional
-athlete in a weight-lifting exhibition, and it might have
-weighed a hundred and sixty pounds. The crash of its
-fall brought Miss Minota to herself. She stooped, and
-found and lifted it, and exultant, for the first time, in the
-stature and the strength that marked her out and set her
-apart from her ordinary-sized sisters, the giantess attacked
-the door. One battering blow from the weapon
-wielded by those tremendous arms, and the hinges started
-and the stout planks split; a second, and a plank crashed
-splintering outward; a third, and a shout went up from
-the crowd assembled in the street below, as, amid volumes
-of escaping smoke, the begrimed and fire-scorched
-figure of Miss Minota appeared, carrying the insensible
-body of Mr. Lanter in her arms.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>“Well,” said Madame Lanter, the Colossal American
-Marvel, some months later, to an interviewer specially
-despatched from the office of the <i>Boston Magpie</i>, “I
-guess you know what happened after that!” She blushed
-a little, being yet a bride, and coyly turned her wedding
-ring, a golden circlet of the dimensions of a baby’s bracelet,
-upon her colossal finger. “We brought him to, and
-then <i>he</i> brought it off. Flesh an’ blood is flesh an’ blood,
-an’ we all have our weak p’ints!—and if I did lay out
-never to marry a man as I couldn’t look up to—I guess
-it would take half a dozen of my size, standing on each
-other’s heads, to equal the loftiness of Mr. Lanter’s
-mind!”</p>
-
-<p>The young man thus eulogized presented to the reporter’s
-view a spare and rather undersized personality,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[197]</span>
-plain of feature, and awkward of manner, drawbacks
-afterward transmuted by the magic touch of the stylographic
-pen into “<i>slightness, unpretending elegance, and
-unaffected simplicity. The beaming affection discernible
-in the glance he turned upon his stately bride justified
-the eulogistic terms in which that lady spoke of her husband.
-Their brief but thrillingly romantic courtship,
-with its strikingly sensational ‘dénouement,’ created a
-‘furore’ when detailed by the New York press. The disinterested
-nature of the attachment of Mr. Lanter (who
-is a member of one of our oldest New England families)
-to the superb specimen of American womanhood who
-bears his aristocratic name may be gathered from the
-fact that the marriage ceremony was some weeks old
-before Mr. Lanter discovered that Mrs. Lanter had
-amassed, during the period of time spent by her in exhibiting
-her personal developments in the principal cities
-of Europe and the States, a fortune of ninety-five thousand
-dollars.</i>”</p>
-
-<p>And in this final statement the stylographic pen distilled
-pure truth.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[198]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">HOW THE MISTRESS CAME HOME</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE avenue of lofty elms was veiled in a white fog;
-upon the low-lying parklands, cropped meadows,
-and sere stubble-fields, the same woolly vapor lay
-dankly. But the square windows of the fine old Tudor
-manor-house flashed with ruddy light, and the hospitable
-hearth-fires of the hall diffused glow and radiance
-through open doors. Sir Vivian and Lady Wroth were
-coming home after a honeymoon of eight months’ duration
-spent in scampering over the face of the habitable
-globe; and the village was in a state of loyal ferment
-over the advent of the lord and lady of the manor. Already
-the local band, heavily primed with home-brewed,
-was posted at the station in readiness to burst into the
-strains of “See the Conquering Hero” upon the arrival
-of the London express. Eight sturdy laborers, in clean
-smock-frocks, waited, rope in hand, for the opportunity
-of harnessing themselves to the bridal brougham, while
-Venetian masts, upbearing strings of flags and fairy
-lanterns, testified to the strength and temperature of
-popular goodwill.</p>
-
-<p>“A sweet pretty creature, ’m, I hear!” said Mrs. Ansdey,
-the white-haired, handsome, black-silk-clad housekeeper
-to the Rector’s wife, who had driven up to the
-house to ask for a cup of tea, and leave a parcel addressed
-to the new mistress of the manor, containing
-three dozen very raspy cambric handkerchiefs, hemmed
-and initialed by the Girls’ Sewing Class at the National
-Schools.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[199]</span>“Quite a picture, Sir Vivian’s valet said!” added the
-butler, who was comparatively young, not being over
-sixty, and therefore looked down upon by Mrs. Ansdey
-from her vantage of fifteen summers.</p>
-
-<p>“Beauty is grass!” said the Rector’s wife, who was not
-overburdened with the commodity. She was a long, thin,
-high-nosed woman, with color distributed over her countenance
-in little islands. She drank her tea, and toasted
-her large, useful feet at the glowing wood-fire, and
-praised the Sally Lunns.</p>
-
-<p>Her reverend partner was down at the village reading-rooms,
-rehearsing the shrill-voiced school children in the
-“Greet Ye To-night, Thrice Happy Pair,” chorus from
-<i>Lohengrin</i>. She knew the quality of the cocoa to be
-obtained there, and longed to share with him the hospitable
-burden of Mrs. Ansdey’s silver tray. But as this
-amicable division of spoil was manifestly impossible, the
-Rector’s wife consoled herself by making a clean sweep.
-And so she ate and drank and chatted to the not displeased
-Mrs. Ansdey with unflagging vigor, while the
-famous Reynolds portraits of departed ladies of the
-manor smiled and simpered from the shining paneled
-walls, and the gray-muzzled bloodhounds, last of a
-famous race and favorite of the last Baronet, snored
-upon the leopard-skin hearthrug.</p>
-
-<p>“You have had many visitors this season?” queried
-the Rector’s wife, with a calculating glance at the donation
-box, the contents of which went to the Cottage Hospital
-twice in the year.</p>
-
-<p>“Troops of them,” returned the housekeeper, nodding
-her lace lappets. “And, as usual, half of ’em with American
-twangs. Even if they didn’t talk through their
-noses, I should guess ’em from the States, shouldn’t you,
-Mr. Cradell?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[200]</span>“Without doubt, ma’am,” rejoined the butler. “There’s
-a feverish anxiety to get the greatest amount of information
-in the shortest possible time, and an equally ardent
-determination to finger what isn’t meant to be fingered,
-price what can’t be priced, and buy what isn’t for sale,
-which, to my mind, is a trademark distinguishing the
-bearer, male or female, as hailing from the other side of
-the Atlantic.”</p>
-
-<p>“Even if he didn’t call me ‘marm’—if he’s a man and
-middle-aged, and put American dollars in the box instead
-of English half-crowns if he happens to be a lady,” continued
-Mrs. Ansdey. “But what I will say is, if it was
-with my latest breath, that the young ladies are most
-elegant and have a real appreciation for old and what
-you might call romantic things,” she added somewhat
-hastily; and the Rector’s wife said, as she added sugar to
-her fourth cup:</p>
-
-<p>“The new Lady Wroth is an American, I have always
-understood.”</p>
-
-<p>“Born in Washington, but edicated in Paris,” said Mr.
-Cradell, putting a fresh log of apple-wood upon the glowing
-fire at the lower end of the hall.</p>
-
-<p>“She comes of a fine old family, we have always understood,”
-said the housekeeper, smoothing her lace apron
-with her plump white hands. “Rutherfoord her maiden
-name was, and with her beauty and her jewels—for her
-late papa was a Senator, besides being what I’ve heard
-called a Railway King—she created a sensation when
-she was presented by the Duchess of Balgowrie last May
-but one.”</p>
-
-<p>“As to her style of good looks,” said Mr. Cradell, dusting
-lichen from his coat, “Sir Vivian was always partial
-to dark beauty. ‘What is she like?’ says he to me when
-I took the liberty of asking, as an old servant may. ‘A<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[201]</span>
-black pearl, Cradell, and I hope to wear my jewel in my
-bonnet as my ancestor Sir Guy wore Queen Elizabeth’s
-ruby—until the day I die!’ He’d a light in his eyes when
-he said it, and what with love and happiness and all, he
-looked more like a boy of twenty-three than a man of
-forty. And I said to Mrs. Ansdey, ‘If ever there was a
-love-match,’ I says, ‘Sir Vivian’s is one.’ And now the
-carriage is waiting at the station to bring home both the
-master and the mistress—bless them both!”</p>
-
-<p>“She wrote to me from Mentone,” went on Mrs. Ansdey,
-“and I truly call it a pretty thought, and a gracious
-one, of me that have been my master’s nurse, and held
-him on my knees when he picked out bounding ‘B’ and
-curly ‘Q’ with an ivory crotchet-hook.” She produced
-from a morocco pocketbook, of solid and responsible appearance,
-a letter written with violet ink on thin, foreign
-paper, in delicate upright characters. “‘<i>My husband has
-told me of all your faithful service and true devotion to
-him and his</i>,’ she read; ‘<i>and I hope before long to take
-your kind hand in mine and thank you for him and for
-myself!</i>’ There now!”</p>
-
-<p>“Gracious and graceful too,” said old Cradell, who
-had beaten noiseless time to the reading of the young
-mistress’s letter with one wrinkled finger on a withered
-palm. “Good breeding there—and old blood—in every
-line!”</p>
-
-<p>“And she looks forward to seeing her husband’s dear
-old English home,” went on the housekeeper, “and prays
-God to give them many days in it together—and I trust
-He will!”</p>
-
-<p>“Let us hope so, for all concerned!” said the Rector’s
-wife, who resented theological references as trenching
-upon her own particular province.</p>
-
-<p>“Though in this family it’s been like a fate, or a doom,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[202]</span>
-or whatever you might please to term it,” said Mrs. Ansdey,
-“that the course of true love, the deeper it was and
-the truer it was, was always to be broken—not by change
-or faithlessness of one that loved, but by the hand of
-death. There was Sir Geoffrey and Lady Euphrasia—hundreds
-of years back—that were drowned crossing the
-ford on the ride home from their baby’s christening and
-the baby lived to be Sir Launcelot, whose bride was carried
-off by the Black Death before the roses on her wedding
-garland were withered.... And then there were
-Sir Alan and Sir Guy, who were both killed in battle
-within a year of their weddings, and Sir Vivian’s great-grandfather,
-old Sir Vivian, found his young wife dead
-at her tapestry-frame when he’d crept up quiet to surprise
-her with his unexpected return from the Embassy
-to Rome. And Sir Vivian’s own dear mother lived but
-a very few years after the dear child came to comfort
-her for his father’s early loss. But time goes by, and the
-curse—if it be a curse, as they say it is, brought upon
-the founder of the family for some secret deed of evil—the
-curse may have passed over, or worn itself out.
-What’s that?”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s what, ma’am?” asked the butler, as Mrs.
-Ansdey rose in her rustling silks and made a sign for
-silence.</p>
-
-<p>“I fancied I heard a timid kind of tap on the hall
-door,” said the housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>“A robin blew against it, perhaps,” said the butler.
-“They’re stupid with the frost.”</p>
-
-<p>“There was a footstep too,” said Mrs. Ansdey, holding
-up her hand and making her old-fashioned rings gleam
-and twinkle in the firelight. “At least, if there wasn’t,
-Mr. Cradell, I admit I’ve been deceived!”</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll see, we’ll see!” said Cradell, moving to the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[203]</span>
-great oaken door. “It may be a tramp.” The handle
-turned, the massive oak door moved inward. The fog
-had thinned, it had grown clearer beyond doors. Within
-the frame of the massive lintels appeared the glimmering
-stone steps, a segment of the formal garden, with its
-black Irish yews, pale marble urns, and cartwheel beds
-of late flowers, enclosed within borders of box. Beyond
-the trees reared a somber barrier, shutting out the sky,
-and the chill wind of winter drove the dead leaves in
-swirls and drifts across the melancholy picture. The
-Rector’s wife, thinking of her walk across the park to
-the Rectory, sniffed and shivered, and the housekeeper
-motioned to the butler to shut the door.</p>
-
-<p>“For I was mistaken, as you see, and there’s not a
-living soul about, unless it’s skulking in the shadow of
-the trees,” she said. “Another cup of tea, or a drop of
-cherry-brandy, ma’am, to keep the bitter air out as you
-walk home? Though there’s no reason you should walk
-when there’s the pony-chair.... Or perhaps you would
-rather——” She started. “Call me nervous, or finical,
-or what you like,” she said, peering anxiously through
-her gold-rimmed spectacles in the direction of the door.
-“But, if I spoke with my dying breath, there was a tap,
-and then a pause, and then another tap, as plain as plain
-could be!”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear me!” The Rector’s wife, alarm in her eyes and
-crumbs on her chin, rose from her chair, dropping her
-imitation sable boa. “I really believe I heard it too!...
-Had you not better——?”</p>
-
-<p>Cradell shook his old head and clucked softly with his
-tongue. “The ladies must always have their way!” he
-said, shuffling on his neatly polished shoes toward the
-hall-door. He opened it, and both the housekeeper and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[204]</span>
-the Rector’s wife uttered a simultaneous exclamation of
-surprise.</p>
-
-<p>For a woman was standing in the moonlight outside.
-She was of slight form, and wore a wide-brimmed feathered
-hat, and the heavy shadow of the portico fell
-blackly over her, so that she seemed no more than a
-silhouette with a pale glimmering background. But a
-delicate perfume stole upon the senses of those who, from
-within, looked out at her, and when she moved there was
-the unmistakable frou-frou of silken linings.</p>
-
-<p>“Ma’am!” the butler began.</p>
-
-<p>“I came on before,” a sweet plaintive voice said—a
-voice that was viola-like in its rather thin, but sweet and
-vibrating quality. “And you must be Cradell.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Ma’am?</i>” the old servant said again, while the Rector’s
-wife and the housekeeper listened with strained
-anxiety.</p>
-
-<p>“I am Lady Wroth,” came in the clear, vibrating tones.
-“I came on before.... It does not matter why. There
-was a slight accident between Greystoke Station and the
-Elvand Tunnel. Do not be alarmed. Sir Vivian is safe,
-quite safe,” she went on, as agitated exclamations broke
-from the three listeners. “Indeed only one person was
-killed, though two or three are injured, and he—my husband—is
-helping the sufferers. He is always like that, so
-ready to help, so full of sympathy....”</p>
-
-<p>She was now standing in the firelight, whose ruddy
-glow illumined the slight figure, and drew gleams of
-crimson and emerald from the jewels at her throat and
-shone in the depths of her great dark eyes. Her face was
-of delicate, pearly paleness, her hair had the tints of
-autumn leaves, and her draperies, too, were of the tints
-of autumn. She drew off a glove, and her wedding ring,
-with its diamond keeper, showed upon the slight and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[205]</span>
-pretty hand, as her traveling mantle of velvet trimmed
-with costly sables fell to the floor.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, your ladyship!” cried the housekeeper. “What
-must you think of us—standing here and staring? But
-as goodness sees us—what with your sudden coming, and
-the news about the accident, and all—we’ve lost our
-heads, me and Mr. Cradell!”</p>
-
-<p>“So very alarming!” said the Rector’s wife. “I trust
-Lady Wroth will excuse what may seem like an intrusion——”</p>
-
-<p>“The intrusion is mine,” said the sweet viola-voice. “I
-should have given warning of my coming, but it was not
-to be. Oh! the dear house!” She looked with wondering,
-shining eyes upon the paneled walls, the trophied arms,
-the noble pictures, and the quaint antique furniture, and
-between her lips, of the faintest rose, her delicate teeth
-gleamed like pearls, as her breath came quick and eager.
-“Vivian’s old home ... Vivian’s home, and mine!” she
-whispered to herself, and laid a hand upon her heart, as
-though to check its beating.</p>
-
-<p>“I will not intrude,” said the Rector’s wife. “I will
-hope for the pleasure of calling, with the Rector, at a
-more fitting time. Good-night, Lady Wroth.”</p>
-
-<p>The Rector’s wife had held out her large hand in its
-cheap glove, but the new mistress of the manor only
-smiled upon her with vague wistful sweetness, and did
-not touch the massive extremity. Whereupon its owner
-set down Lady Wroth as “proud,” and made a mental
-note to tell the Rector so, as her large feet carried her
-out of the house and out of the story.</p>
-
-<p>The two old servants exchanged a glance as the slight
-figure of their mistress moved across the polished floor,
-strewn with Oriental rugs and skins of wild beasts.</p>
-
-<p>“Would my lady wish to go to her room, or to have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[206]</span>
-some refreshment in the dining-room?” the housekeeper
-asked.</p>
-
-<p>My lady declined.</p>
-
-<p>“I have no need of anything. I only wish to rest a
-little and see my husband’s home before starting upon a
-journey,” she explained.</p>
-
-<p>“A journey? Dear, gracious me! And your ladyship
-just fresh from travel, and shaken by an accident and
-all!” cried Mrs. Ansdey, shaking her lace lappets.</p>
-
-<p>“I am so used to travel,” said her ladyship, “though
-this is the longest journey I have ever taken—or ever
-shall take!” She smiled upon the two old people, and
-settled herself in the seat she had chosen, and resting her
-elbow upon the arm of it, and her pretty chin in her delicate
-palm, let her sweet shining eyes travel about the
-place. “All as he described it, yes!” she whispered to
-herself. “The mullioned windows with the coats of arms,
-the carved and painted ceiling, the hooded Tudor fireplaces,
-the arms and the pictures.... That is the great
-Gainsborough portrait of Sir Alan’s young wife, the girl
-who died of grief when they brought her husband’s <i>bâton</i>
-of Field Marshal to her—won an hour before he was
-killed in battle. There is the painting by Velasquez of
-the Wroth who was made Bishop of Toledo. That must
-be the Vandyck of Lady Marjorie with the deerhound
-by her side, and there is the Watts picture of Vivian’s
-young mother playing ball with her boy. Ah! what a
-sweet, sweet child!”</p>
-
-<p>The plaintive voice thrilled and trembled. Tears might
-not have been far from the shadowy dark eyes, as Lady
-Wroth rose and moved to the foot of the great staircase,
-attended by the housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>“Shall I show you your rooms, my lady?” Mrs. Ansdey
-began. “The fires are burning beautifully, and everything<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[207]</span>
-is quite ready, and I feel sure your ladyship must
-need rest after——”</p>
-
-<p>“I will rest presently. But what I wish now, is to be
-shown the house, if you are not too tired. Lady Audrey’s
-turret, and the paneled chamber where Sir Roger fought
-the duel with the Spanish cavalier, and the bedroom
-where Queen Elizabeth slept, and the banqueting-hall
-and the chapel where the Templar’s heart is buried under
-the altar, and the gallery where Lady Euphrasia danced
-with King Henry VIII., in masquing dress, and the
-whispering corridor, and the painted room——”</p>
-
-<p>“And the ghost-chamber, my lady? Oddly enough,
-that’s the first room that American ladies ask to see!...
-But maybe your ladyship doesn’t believe in ghosts,
-or the fact of its being late and getting dark——”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Wroth laughed quietly and sweetly. “Do you
-believe that the spirits of those who have passed on can
-only appear in the dark, dear Mrs. Ansdey?”</p>
-
-<p>The housekeeper rustled her stiff silken skirts as she
-followed her new mistress up the broad staircase with
-its carven balusters and mossy carpets.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t believe in ghosts at all, my lady!”</p>
-
-<p>“Not in ghosts as they are commonly imagined; those
-shadowy white things that point and scare and hover,”
-came floating back in the thin, sweet tones; “but in the
-spirits of the departed—it may be long-dead, or newly
-called from earth—who borrow for a little while the semblance
-in which they lived and loved, and return for one
-last look at a beloved home, or come for one dear glimpse
-of what might, but for the Infinite Eternal Will, have
-been a home. You believe in them, do you not? Or, if
-you do not now, you will! Ah, yes! you will, dear Mrs.
-Ansdey!”</p>
-
-<p>Looking upward from the hall, the butler saw the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[208]</span>
-slight figure of Sir Vivian’s bride traverse the first landing
-and pass out of view, followed by the portly figure of
-the housekeeper; and in that moment came the grind of
-wheels upon the avenue, a loud knock at the hall-door,
-and a sharp peal at the bell. Two liveried servants, appearing
-in haste, admitted the master of the house, and
-at the first glimpse of Sir Vivian’s ghastly face and torn
-and disordered garments, Cradell cried out in alarm.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Vivian—sir! It’s worse than what my lady said!...
-You’ve been hurt! Shall I send for the doctor?”</p>
-
-<p>“He is with us!” came the hoarse reply, and Cradell,
-peering out into the chill, gathering darkness, saw a
-strange carriage drawn up before the door, whose lamps
-threw a yellow reflection on the clouds of steam rising
-from the flanks of a pair of jaded horses. They were
-busy about the door; something was being lifted out?
-<i>What?</i> asked the old servant’s shaking lips dumbly.</p>
-
-<p>“Drove in from Greystoke ... hospital carriage....
-Send the men to help.... Get me some brandy,” came
-from Sir Vivian in hoarse shaking tones. “I can’t ...
-my arm ... dislocated, that’s all. I wish to Heaven——”
-His face expressed the nature of the wish, and
-the old butler cried with spirit, as he brought the brandy
-from the dining-room. “You should be thankful, sir, that
-you’ve been spared to her!”</p>
-
-<p>“Spared to—her?”</p>
-
-<p>The decanter clinked against the glass. Sir Vivian set
-it down upon the tray, and turned a white, seamed face
-and haggard eyes upon Cradell.</p>
-
-<p>“Spared to my lady, sir, God bless her!” the old servant
-said. “Your hand shakes sadly; let me pour the
-brandy out.”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Vivian laughed, or made a grimace of laughter,
-showing his teeth and stretching his pale lips.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[209]</span>“Lord, sir! don’t look like that!” Cradell begged.
-“Think if her ladyship were to see you! She——”</p>
-
-<p>“If her ladyship were to see me!” repeated Sir Vivian.
-He drank off a glass of brandy and laughed again. “Cradell—are
-you mad, or am I?”</p>
-
-<p>“Neither of us, sir, I hope!” said Cradell. Then a light
-broke upon him, and he cried, “Good gracious, Sir Vivian,
-is it possible that you don’t know ... my lady is here?”</p>
-
-<p>“I know it.” An awful agony was expressed in Sir
-Vivian’s face. “I know it too well!” Great drops stood
-upon his forehead; he turned aside, clenching his hand,
-and fighting for self-command.</p>
-
-<p>“She came half an hour ago,” began the butler. “Me
-and Mrs. Ansdey were quite took aback. Mrs. Ansdey is
-upstairs with her ladyship now....”</p>
-
-<p>“Man—man!” cried Sir Vivian, “do you know what
-you are saying?”</p>
-
-<p>He turned his streaming face upon the frightened butler
-and gripped him by the arm, fiercely.</p>
-
-<p>“Lady Wroth—my wife, she is dead! There was an accident—she
-was killed instantaneously, with little pain,
-thank God! They said so at the Greystoke Hospital....
-She is outside—there!” He pointed a shaking hand
-toward the partly open hall-door, through which a pale
-line of moonlight came stealing as the careful, measured
-tread of men carrying a precious burden sounded on the
-stone. “Yet you say to me—she arrived half an hour
-ago! You are raving—or I am delirious!”</p>
-
-<p>For answer the butler pointed to the velvet mantle
-trimmed with costly sables that lay upon the floor.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s heaven’s truth, Sir Vivian! And there lies the
-proof! ... and here is Mrs. Ansdey to confirm it.”</p>
-
-<p>Both men looked up as the portly figure in its rustling
-black silken robes hurried down the great staircase.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[210]</span>“Sir Vivian! Oh, welcome home, Sir Vivian, a thousand
-times!” The housekeeper’s face was very pale, her
-hands worked nervously, crumpling her fine lace apron.
-“But something dreadful has happened! it’s written in
-your face!” she cried, “and God forgive a sinful woman,
-but I am beginning to believe that I have spoken with a
-spirit!”</p>
-
-<p>“Cradell tells me that——” Sir Vivian made an upward
-gesture.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s true,” cried Mrs. Ansdey. “Her ladyship—if
-’twas her ladyship—explained that you were delayed.
-Someone was killed in the railway accident——”</p>
-
-<p>“Someone <i>was</i> killed!”</p>
-
-<p>“And you were coming on after you had seen to the
-wounded.... She—she would not eat, or drink, or rest;
-she wished—all she wished was to see the house, and I
-obeyed, and we went through room after room until—there
-was a ring at the hall-door bell, and a knocking,
-and I turned to speak to my lady as we stood together in
-the painted chamber—and she was gone! Oh, Sir Vivian,
-what does it all mean?” cried Mrs. Ansdey.</p>
-
-<p>“It means—that!”</p>
-
-<p>As the hall-door opened to admit the bearers with their
-precious burden, and as the men laid that cold, lovely,
-smiling image of Death reverently on the settle, the
-bloodhound wakened from his slumber and rising, uttered
-a long plaintive howl.</p>
-
-<p>“Welcome home, my wife!” said Sir Vivian. “Now
-please to leave us here together!”</p>
-
-<p>So the servants and the bearers withdrew.</p>
-
-<p>“It was the same face!” Mrs. Ansdey whispered, as
-her faithful old comrade led her away. “Why did she
-come?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[211]</span>Cradell said: “Because she’d made up her mind to—and
-she was a woman! There’s two answers in one!”</p>
-
-<p>He stooped mechanically to pick up the sable-trimmed
-mantle that had lain upon the floor. No hand had
-touched it, but it was no longer there.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[212]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE MOTOR-BURGLAR</h2>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">A Development of the Age of Petrol</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">“A QUITE remarkable case of coincidence, dear fellars—a
-parallel without precedent,” said Hambridge
-Ost to a select circle of listeners in the smoking-room
-of the Younger Sons’ Club, “is that the giant plate-burglary
-successfully accomplished at Lord Whysdale’s
-shooting-box in Deershire on Tuesday last by a party of
-three polite persons traveling in a large, roomy and handsomely-appointed
-pale blue ‘Flygoer’ automobile, was
-echoed, so to put it—on Friday by a colossal robbery at
-the seat of my cousin, Lord Pomphrey; the defrauding
-persons being also, in that case, a trio of civil-spoken
-and well-dressed strangers, occupying a light green
-‘Runhard’ of twenty-eight horse-power with a limousine
-body and singularly brilliant nickel fittings. The <i>most</i>
-remarkable point on one side, and one which has given
-cause for the noisy derision of the <i>profanum vulgus</i>—do
-you foller me?—being that Lord Pomphrey—I regret
-to add—assisted and abetted by the humble individual
-now speaking, actually assisted the thieves to get clear
-off with his property, includin’ an Elizabethan beaker
-with a cover, out of which the Virgin Monarch graciously
-quaffed a nightcap of the cordial called ‘lambswool’ when
-staying at The Towers during a Royal progress in the
-year 1566, and a silver tea-kettle and punch-bowl presented
-by the tenants on the late Earl’s coming-of-age,
-with a cargo of other valuables, out of which I had the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[213]</span>
-melancholy privilege of rescuing one Queen Anne Apostle
-spoon.</p>
-
-<p>“My cousin Wosbric, between attacks of his hereditary
-gout, is an ardent golfer. Residing at his Club during the
-absence of Lady Pomphrey and the family in the Tyrol,
-he takes every feasible opportunity of cultivating his skill
-and renewing his enthusiasm for the game, the intricacies
-of which, dear fellars, I may own I have never been able
-to master. To me, when a large, cheerful, whiskered
-man, dressed in shaggy greenish clothes, with gaiters, announces,
-rubbing his hands, which are invariably encased
-in woolen mitts, that he has <i>taken his driver twice going
-to the twelfth hole; did not altogether mishit either shot,
-and yet was not up to the green, because the wind bore
-down like a Vanguard omnibus</i>;—to me nothing wildly
-incredible or curious has been said. The large man in the
-shaggy clothes is talking a shibboleth I do not and never
-could understand, dear fellars, if I bent my whole intelligence—considered
-by some decent judges not altogether
-contemptible—to the task, until the final collapse of the
-present Social System. But, nevertheless, Lord Pomphrey
-is partial to the company of this humble individual
-upon his golfing days, and to me the Head of my
-House—d’ye foller me?—in mentioning a preference
-issues a mandate. Enveloped in a complete golfing costume
-of Jaeger material, surmounted by two fur-lined
-overcoats, the pockets of the under one containing two
-patent ‘keep-hot’ bottles of warm and comforting liquids—coffee
-and soup—which aid to maintain the temperature
-of the outer man at normal, before being transferred
-to the inner individual—I manage to defy the rigors of
-the English climate and support the exhaustion consequent
-upon indulgence in the national game of North
-Britain. My walking-stick is convertible into a camp-stool;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[214]</span>
-the soles of my thick boots are protected by
-goloshes, a peaked cap with flaps for the ears crowns my
-panoply; and, place in the mouth of the individual thus
-attired one of Dunhill’s ‘Asorbal’ cigarettes, each of
-which is furnished with a patent hygienic mouthpiece-filter
-which absorbs the deleterious oil of nicotine, and
-catches the stray particles of tobacco—d’ye foller me,
-dear fellars?—which otherwise find their way into the
-system of the smoker—and the picture is complete.</p>
-
-<p>“The run by road from the Club doorsteps to Cluckham
-Pomphrey, where the Fargey Common Golf-links
-equal any that our country can boast, faithful copies of
-the eighteen best holes in the world having been carefully
-made under the supervision of Lord Pomphrey—the run
-can be made within four hours. We started. I had received
-the Fiery Cross from my kinsman, so to put it, in
-a laconic note, running: ‘Golf to-morrow if the weather
-keeps up and the gout keeps down.—Yours, Pomphrey.’
-We started in a mild drizzle, at six-thirty. Our car, a
-‘Rusher,’ of twenty-six horse-power, with a detachable
-top and glass driving-screen, behaved excellently. Driving
-through Cluckham, our county town—it happened to
-be market-day!—we accidentally converted a lamb into
-cutlets; but the immolated creature, as it chanced, being
-the property of one of my cousin’s farmer-tenants, the
-casualty passed over with fewer comments than generally
-ensue. Bowing to several well-known yeomen and
-county land-holders, my cousin and myself alighted at
-the Pink Boar, kept by an old retainer of the family,
-took a light but nourishing ante-luncheon or snack of a
-couple of raw eggs beaten up with whisky, and proceeded
-on our way to the Fargey Common Links.</p>
-
-<p>“A mile from The Towers, whose picturesque battlements
-could be descried, dear fellars, embosomed, as it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[215]</span>
-were, in surroundin’ trees, we encountered some motorists
-upon the road in quite a regrettable plight. Their car, a
-large, light green ‘Runhard’ of twenty-eight horse-power,
-was drawn up by the roadside;—quite an arsenal of tools
-glittered in the wintry rays of the sun, spread out upon
-an india-rubber sheet, and what had occurred was plain
-to the meanest automobiling capacity. A tire had exploded
-after a long, stiff climb of the steep hill, a notable
-feature in our county landscape—the descent of which
-we were about to negotiate. And the spare tire, after
-being attached, had proved to be leaky beyond repair.</p>
-
-<p>“Fellar-feeling, dear fellars!—would have moved any
-fellar of you to foller our example. We raised our hats,
-the three strangers in the ‘Runhard’ car politely returning
-the salutation; we offered aid, and met with grateful
-acceptance. Larger than our own locomotive—the ‘Runhard’
-wheels were of exactly the same diameter—the
-‘Runhard’ tires were ‘Fridolines,’ like our own. We
-offered our spare tire, it fitted to a miracle. We were
-overwhelmed with the grateful acknowledgments of its
-three polite proprietors.</p>
-
-<p>“‘You will at least permit me to pay for the tire!’
-pleaded the gentleman who appeared to take the lead.
-As Lord Pomphrey refused, with the courtly wave of the
-hand that distinguishes this thirteenth wearer of the
-coronet, he continued: ‘For you do not know—you never
-can know!—how inestimable a service your lordship has
-rendered us!’</p>
-
-<p>“Wosbric was known, then. He elevated his eyebrows
-in polite surprise. Not being able to discern the features
-of the strangers behind their cap-masks and goggles, he
-could not recall ever having met them before. Then the
-second polite stranger, who was even more polite than the
-first, explained in a slight American accent the reason of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[216]</span>
-his companion’s recognition of Lord Pomphrey. ‘We
-have, like many other tourists,’ he said, ‘recently enjoyed
-the privilege of going over your lordship’s antique and
-noble family pile. In the hall, the feudal stateliness of
-which especially appealed to me as an American citizen,
-hangs a portrait of your lordship taken, in company with
-a gold-hilted sword and a red velvet curtain, as Lord-Lieutenant
-of the County.’</p>
-
-<p>“Lord Pomphrey bowed. ‘As Lord-Lieutenant of the
-County,’ I put in. ‘Quite so. The likeness is agreed to
-be a striking one. And as you have viewed the other
-treasures of The Towers, I presume you did not miss the
-large oak cabinet of Jacobean silver plate—magnificent
-and unique as having belonged to Queen Anne of Denmark—which
-stands at the end of the smaller library
-behind the large Chinese screen?’</p>
-
-<p>“The polite strangers looked at me and then at Lord
-Pomphrey and then at each other. A cloud passed over
-the bright intelligent eyes that shone through their
-motor-goggles as they sorrowfully shook their heads.</p>
-
-<p>“‘We missed that cabinet!’ said the first polite
-stranger, with a sigh.</p>
-
-<p>“‘I guess we did!’ said the second.</p>
-
-<p>“‘Just like wot I calls our beastly, blooming luck!’
-sighed the third stranger who was sitting in the car, and
-who, though polite, was not in the least a refined sort of
-person. As all three of them seemed unfeignedly depressed,
-Lord Pomphrey, who is the soul of hospitality,
-begged them to return to The Towers, accept refreshment,
-and examine under his personal superintendence,
-the magnificent contents of the oak cabinet in the second
-library.</p>
-
-<p>“‘We thank your lordship profoundly!’ said the first<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[217]</span>
-polite stranger, bowing, ‘but we are unable to accept your
-invitation!’ He bowed again, and got into the car.</p>
-
-<p>“‘And we shall never cease to regret, I guess,’ said the
-second, ‘that we have missed the most valuable item of
-your lordship’s collection of silver heirlooms. But we
-have garnered many precious momentos’—it struck me
-at that moment that there were a great many waterproof-covered
-bundles in the ‘Runhard’ car, and as he spoke he
-patted one of these affectionately—‘of our visit to this
-country which must serve to sweeten life for us when we
-are far away. And with these we must endeavor to be
-content!’</p>
-
-<p>“He too bowed, dear fellars, and got into the car. The
-machinery began to splutter at a touch upon the lever.</p>
-
-<p>“‘Let ’er rip, Cocky,’ advised the third stranger; ‘we
-ain’t got none too much of a start with this yere tire
-a-busting. So long!’ he said, and like an arrow from a
-bow, so to put it, dear fellars, the large, light green ‘Runhard’
-leapt forward and was out of sight in an instant.
-We proceeded in the ‘Rusher’ toward our destination.</p>
-
-<p>“Presently, dear fellars, we met two large, hot, county
-constables on bicycles. They did not recognize us, so
-great was their haste. Their large boots vigorously trod
-the pedals, their bulky, blue-uniformed figures were
-crouched over the handle-bars as they pounded up the
-hill from Cluckham Pomphrey. We wondered whither
-they might be going? We questioned what agricultural
-breach of the peace, what local felony, had spurred them
-to such an unusual display of energy. We found out.</p>
-
-<p>“For at the next bend of the road, dear fellars, we
-encountered quite a little cavalcade of hot and red-faced,
-or pale and panting persons. The steward from Pomphrey
-Towers in his T-cart, the head-bailiff from Pomphrey
-Towers on his cob, the coachman driving a light<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[218]</span>
-gig with two armed grooms on the back seat, an excited
-mob of stable-helpers and gardeners straggling along behind....
-Even before they recognized us, those in the
-van of the pursuers shouted to us, asking if we had
-passed an automobile upon the road—a large, light green
-‘Runhard’ containing three men?</p>
-
-<p>“In a few gasped sentences, dear fellars, the ghastly
-truth stood revealed; the facts were laid bare to us.
-Pomphrey Towers had been, to employ the expression of
-the bailiff, ‘cracked and burgled,’ only an hour previously,
-of a quantity of silver articles and a mass of valuable
-plate. Lord Pomphrey and myself had met the
-burglars upon the road, had supplied them with the
-means of continuing their flight, had entered into conversation
-with them, and returned their polite farewells.</p>
-
-<p>“We joined the pursuit, all thoughts of golf submerged
-in the bosom of Lord Pomphrey, beneath the boiling
-lava-flood of rage and indignation. To be robbed is bad;
-to be placed in the position of confederate to the robbers,
-unknowing aider and abettor of their nefarious flight, is
-maddening. The three polite individuals in the large,
-light green motor-car have not, up to the present, been
-traced. One small spoon of the Apostle-headed kind,
-found by the roadside where they replaced their own deflated
-tire, with that so generously bestowed upon them
-by Lord Pomphrey, is the only clue so far.</p>
-
-<p>“A distressin’ experience, dear fellars!—confoundedly
-so in the estimation of this humble individual. Thanks,
-I <i>will</i> take another of those long Dutch cigars and a
-Scotch, with Hebinaris’—the new mineral water, do you
-foller me?—with iridescent bubbles that snap at your
-nose. My love to you, dear fellars, and a Happy New
-Year!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[219]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE LOST ROOM</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THEY were going to part at last—to separate quietly,
-but formally—after a married life of nearly three
-years.</p>
-
-<p>There was no Other Woman, even she was quite sure
-of that; there wasn’t even the shadow of another man.
-He rather wished there were, with a good solid six-foot
-personality to project it. He was so confoundedly tired
-of conjugal life.</p>
-
-<p>He had an old historic title, a large estate unencumbered
-by the prodigalities of ancestors, unhampered by
-his own. She had inherited from an American mother a
-large fortune and some of the biggest jewels Tiffany had
-ever set. Their tastes were similar, their constitutions
-robust, their tempers strong and healthy, their temperaments
-ardent and enthusiastic, their moral and mental
-temperatures since the last decisive meeting between the
-trustees of her property and his family lawyers had been
-slowly descending to normal. Never, oh, never would
-either of them put their heads again, they were determined,
-into the noose of marriage! even if a <i>decree nisi</i>
-should ever make it possible. Because naturally, as time
-went on, she would meet somebody she liked, he thought....
-Because men were so constituted, reflected she, that
-if a woman only told one of them often enough that he
-was in love with her, he would begin to believe it.</p>
-
-<p>They had used up all their capability for passion, devotion,
-and so on, during their romantic wooing, their<span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[220]</span>
-short but divine engagement, and the incandescent eight
-weeks’ honeymoon that had followed the wedding. They
-wanted to forget the world then, and be alone together;
-and they got what they wanted, one April, one May, in
-that great old granite-built pepper-box turreted Scotch
-mansion on the banks of the silver Tweed.</p>
-
-<p>It was heavenly, or at the very least Paradisaical.
-They wanted it to be quite an old-fashioned honeymoon,
-so they did not go down by motor, but by the Euston
-express. Ten hours of traveling, and then they got out
-at a little gray station of a little Scots town with a dreadful
-tweed-factory in it whose dye and grease terribly
-defiled the silvery river reaches, and does so to this day—and
-drove through lovely woods of larch and birch and
-hawthorn, just breaking into green leaf, to Maryhouse,
-the cradle of the race from which she sprang, the unhappy
-lovely Queen—whose great wrought gates of
-rusted iron, with the Stuart shield of arms in faded gold
-and crimson and blue, would never be unlocked again
-until a Stuart should reign once more upon the throne of
-England.</p>
-
-<p>The great avenue had been turned into park, and you
-reached the house by the lesser way. It had a square
-courtyard, closed by another pair of great wrought gates,
-and bears with ragged staves were on the pillars, and
-even held up the antique scraper at the low-browed door,
-and the knocker was the tiniest bear of all. There were
-no rooms to some of the four hundred casements that
-winked out of the lichened walls. You pulled the bear-handle
-of the house-bell, and it clanged up high out of
-sight somewhere among the twisted chimneys and the
-great slants of stone-tiled roof studded with pinky house-leek
-and gay with yellow moss.</p>
-
-<p>Then the low, square, iron-studded door had opened,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[221]</span>
-and two people had gone in, to commence, among the
-tragic relics of vanished, forgotten existences, their own
-new life together. Perhaps some sorrowful shadow of
-failure and disillusion had fallen upon them from those
-old gray walls. A week before they went there a piece
-of paneling had fallen from the wall in the great hall,
-revealing in a niche behind it a skull, and what else Time
-had left of the man who had suffered such a tragic ending.</p>
-
-<p>As I have said, the Deed of Separation had been
-formally signed by both parties, their trustees and lawyers.
-She was beautifully free. She sang a little song as
-her motor-victoria ran her homeward to the house which
-he had no right to enter now, and she ordered the touring
-limousine to be at the door very early in the morning
-before she ran upstairs.</p>
-
-<p>She was as gay as possible. She told her maid, as she
-hummed the “Dream Waltz,” to have a cabin trunk and
-a bag packed. Only these, because she would be back in
-a week. She was only going to visit some old great,
-quiet people in an old great, quiet house up North, who
-had been very fond of society in their time, but now
-never even dressed for dinner. She meant the fair murdered
-Scots’ Queen and the Kings who had dwelt at
-Maryhouse, of course.</p>
-
-<p>“Fancy that, my lady!” said the maid, thanking her
-own stars that she was not to accompany her mistress.
-Many silken calves and much company above and below
-stairs constituted the waiting-woman’s ideal of Life.</p>
-
-<p>Well, the itinerary of the Great North road—that
-would take too long. Behind the glass screen she sat,
-swathed in her sables, while the taciturn, clean-shaven
-chauffeur made England spin by. She chose her own
-road, the collieries were left behind in their smoke, the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[222]</span>
-ruins of St. Oswald’s Chapel of Ease were passed, standing
-gray and battered on their battle-site. Serving-shields,
-where under the enchanted hall sleep Arthur and
-his Knights, she saw before she lost the vision. She
-slept at Carlisle, and went on next morning to Peebles,
-where Needpath elevates its single fang above the salmon
-pool.</p>
-
-<p>And so to Maryhouse, not even a telegram having been
-sent ahead of her. She knew her dear friends, the owners
-of the place, were still abroad. But there was always
-Mistress Dumphie, the old, old lady-housekeeper, who
-had been born and reared and wooed and married, too, at
-Maryhouse. Mistress Dumphie would take her in for a
-night, and if not—there was an inn in the ugly little
-weaving village. The great limousine rolled through the
-gates of the smaller avenue and over the bridge of the
-Arbalestiers Tower, and stopped before the great, rusty
-crowned gates of the sunny courtyard.</p>
-
-<p>The larks were singing. The Quhair brook ran under
-the hazel-banks. Oh! what sweet quiet after the roar of
-Paris and London and the dust of the roads.</p>
-
-<p>The rusty chain was pulled, the great bell clanged on
-the side of a pepper-box turret ever so high overhead.
-Mistress Dumphie, in her morn’s merino and black net
-cap, appeared behind the rusty grille.</p>
-
-<p>“Guid preserve ’s a’! It’s the young lord’s leddy!” she
-said.</p>
-
-<p>The “young lord’s leddy” came in. She was to stay.
-The chauffeur went back to the hotel.</p>
-
-<p>“I feel as though I should find something here,” said
-the “young lord’s leddy,” “something that I have lost
-somehow. It is very odd!”</p>
-
-<p>She wandered about the beautiful old house all the
-rest of the day.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[223]</span>“Here is the great oak window-seat where we used to
-sit together. Here is the little stone parlor where we
-quarreled and made it up. Here is the vast tapestried
-chamber, with the faded Stuart portraits on the walls,
-that was my bedroom; and this smaller room, with the
-acorn-shaped stone mullions and the ebony and tulip
-wood furniture, was <i>his</i>!”</p>
-
-<p>What fine days they had spent in those daisied avenues,
-under those huge oaks. What wet ones under the
-old painted, diapered ceilings. The wettest of all they
-had spent in looking for the Lost Room.</p>
-
-<p>The Lost Room was a chamber that everybody knew
-of, but nobody ever discovered. Counting from outside,
-you could be sure there was an extra window, but go
-where you would about the hushed mysterious house, you
-never opened a door that led into the Lost Room.</p>
-
-<p>She supped in a little dining-parlor that those dead
-Queens had used before her. She went to bed in the
-tapestried room. She slept well and woke in the middle
-of the night with a great bell clanging in her ears. She
-could not sleep after that. Lights flickered before her
-shut eyes in the darkness.</p>
-
-<p>“I <i>did</i> hear a step on the staircase! I <i>did</i> hear the
-shutting of a door!” she said to herself, and got out of
-the great bed on the daïs and put warm slippers on her
-white little naked feet, and threw on a dressing gown
-lined with unborn Persian lambskin—such a cruel idea,
-you know, but very fashionable. And she took her electric
-torch, and unlocked the door noiselessly, and stepped
-out boldly into the wide, dusky corridor.</p>
-
-<p>She trod upon something soft, and repressed a scream.
-She held the light downward and picked up a man’s dogskin
-glove.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, now I know that I am dreaming!” she said quite<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[224]</span>
-cheerfully. She need not be afraid of mice or rats, because
-she knew that she was all the time lying in bed in
-the big tapestried room. As for ghosts, she wanted to see
-one frightfully—always had.</p>
-
-<p>The door of the room that had been his was just opposite.
-Something made her go in, on her noiseless
-dream-feet, carrying the dream-glove in her hand. The
-dream went on quite as dreams usually do. She had gone
-back to the sweet old half-forgotten honeymoon time.</p>
-
-<p>“This is the night on which we had tiffed, and I was the
-first to make it up!” She smiled and went in. It was
-just as she had expected. There he lay, fast asleep in the
-big tapestry-hung bed.</p>
-
-<p>She went up to the side of it, and pulled back the curtain
-without waking him, and sat down, shading the
-light from the dear, handsome, manly face, and devouring
-it with famished eyes. This was what she had come
-seeking; some glamour of the old time; some sweet remembrance
-unspoiled by anything that had happened
-since.</p>
-
-<p>The jars, the disagreements, the quarrels had never
-happened.... She was back in the old times, and he
-was not yet regretting his lost freedom, but tightening
-the bond a little closer every day by words and deeds of
-love.</p>
-
-<p>This was the Lost Room, this dream-chamber where
-he lay. She was glad to have come down to Maryhouse
-for this. Who would not take a journey to find your old
-self and your old self’s self at the end of it, and Love
-lying sleeping in the shadow of dear memories, ready to
-be wakened with a kiss?</p>
-
-<p>She stooped and gave the kiss. He started and awakened.
-He stared at her, and the light of the old joy
-leaped into his eyes.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[225]</span>“Alice! You’re only a dream, I know, but it is better
-than the real Alice, who grew to hate me. Oh! put your
-arms round me again! let me have your heart on mine
-again; let both of us forget what a ruin we have made
-of the life that we set out to make so sweet and fair!”</p>
-
-<p>He caught her hands. The torch fell with a crash, and
-went out. The dark was full of light, and warm, throbbing
-memories, and they were one again. Just for a
-little while, only in a dream....</p>
-
-<p>But day came through the diamond casements, laughing,
-and hand in hand with Hope. There were tears and
-laughter in her train. Two real people. No dream
-after all.</p>
-
-<p>He had wanted to look at Maryhouse again, and had
-traveled down in the express from Euston, hours after
-she had started. It was he who had rung the bell in the
-night.</p>
-
-<p>Mistress Dumphie had let him in and given him
-supper, and lighted the old room for him. He had
-thought there was a curious twinkle in her eye.</p>
-
-<p>The Deed of Separation, now waste-paper, may be had
-on application, by any young, wealthy couple who are
-desirous, upon a sensible arrangement, to part.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[226]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">FATHER TO THE MAN</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-<div class="hangingindent">
-<p><i>Being a Confidential Letter from the Right Hon. Viscount
-Tynstone, at the Rev. O. Gotobed’s, Eton
-College, to the Lady Mary Cliffe-Bradlay, ooo Wessex
-Street, Park Lane, W.</i></p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Good Old Poll</span>,—</p>
-
-<p>It is awfully nice of you to be so fritefully sick about
-it—<i>i. e.</i>, my Getting Swished this Half, but fellows
-get Hardened to these things at School. Hemming major
-says there is something in a rotten poetry-book about a
-Divinity that shapes our Ends. I expect the beggar who
-wrote it was trying to get round the Head for his own
-Reesons. Your simpathy about the Ladies’ Plate is cumforting,
-but the Eton Eight must give other Crews a
-chance sumtimse. So everyboddy says, and as far as
-stile went our Fellowse boddies were better under controle,
-and the whole Appearanse of the Rowing was up
-to the best traddishunse of Eton. No. 7, Biggly-Wade,
-presenting a beautiful example of rithm and elastissity;
-and Henson No. 4, simply being a Tower of strength.
-N. B., he is Captain of my Tutor’s and Has licked me
-awfully several timse, so I am in a pusition to Judge.</p>
-
-<p>While the Thames Cup was being slogged for I made
-up my mind to Sacrifise myself for the good of my Fammaly,
-and drop into Lunch with Mr. and Mrs. Le Moser,
-those Millionaire Friends of Mother’s, who she said were
-such Howling Cads, and so anxhus to know me. They
-Had an A.1. Motor-Launch, sedar-built, with plated fittingse
-and with salloons 4 and aft, and Green Awnings<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[227]</span>
-second on the Bucks side 2 Private Lawns billow the
-Kingston Rowing Club. There were Moundse of Flowers,
-and though lots of other awfully smart launches filled
-up the First Section of the Bank before the Houseboats
-Began, where you, and Mother, and the Girls were on
-Uncle Todmore’s <i>Roulette</i>, the Le Moser craft collared
-the bikker for sumshuous splender. Regger minor of my
-house, who is quite an awfully Brilliant umorist, made
-an eppigram about the general Swellness of boats and
-launches billonging to people like the Le Moser’s. He
-said: “On the Berks side there are piles only, and no
-Booms. On the Bucks side there are <i>both</i> Boomse and
-Piles.”</p>
-
-<p>Regger was so awfully Pleased with himself for saying
-such a clever Remark that I Had to Kick him to Tone
-Him down. He is Fritefully litterary and Artistic, because
-his Father Has just Bought a Weakly Illustrated
-Journal, and He is to Eddit it when He leaves Oxford;
-and the Things he said about the akwatic Fairy Palaces
-bineath the Pine treese and the Green-clad Hilly Vista,
-kombining to make up a Picture uneek in its English
-beauty, and without Paralel in the sivilised World were
-like hearing bitts read out of some Rotten Newspaper the
-day after the Rigatta.</p>
-
-<p>I had Not Had much Brekker, bicause our Boys’ Maid
-is quite awfully spoons on Henson No. 4 of the Eight,
-and forgetse where she has Hidden the Knives and
-Forkse to kepe Other Fellows from getting at Them. I
-Found them in my Cricket Pads after I had Eaten eggs
-and Sausages with my Fingers like one of those Prehistorick
-Beggers with Stone Hatchets. So the Hospitallity
-of the Le Mosers was ixtremely Welcome. Mrs.
-Le Moser was Frightfully Civil. She Had Diamond
-buttons on a White Reefer Jacket, and Rows and Rows<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[228]</span>
-of pearls as big as Sparrows’ eggse. A White Gangway,
-railed with gilt chains on posts with gilt Knobs, led to a
-Markay on Shore, which was Decorated as a Medievil
-Banqueting Hall, and there was a Footman in the Le
-Moser livery behind everybody’s chair. The Dalmatian
-Band and the Castillian Minstrels Played, and it was an
-awfully ripping lunchon, with everything you could think
-of to Eat and Drink and lots more bissides. There were
-4,000 Pot plants on Board, and when it Got Dark the
-Fairy Litse looked awfully fine.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Le Moser was a ripping good Host, though his
-waistcoat and necktie were frightfully loud, and he wares
-his Nails as long as the front ends of a Pair of Swedish
-Skates. N. B., Perhaps it is to Rake in the Money with?
-He told me that my Distinguished Father’s Name was
-Down as One of the Directors of His New Company, and
-that He Hoped to have Mine in a Few Years. He said
-the Risponsibilities of Rank were fritefully tremendous,
-and never seemed to Notice how I kept Slogging into the
-Champagne. He told me to keep the Cigarretts biside
-me, and offered me a Partagga in a glass case, price 8s.
-6d., which I expect comes to a frightfully big price for a
-box of 100. I acsepted the luxurious Weed, but Did Not
-Smoak it. (N. B., I have got it now, and Regger, who
-has been swotting Pericles this half for English Classics,
-calls it “a glorious casket stored with ill.” I can’t think
-what makes him.)</p>
-
-<p>After everybody was stodged we went on Board the
-launch, and Miss Le Moser—Mother is quite rite about
-her being a pretty girl, though her Pater and Mater are
-such awful form, and her Pater doesn’t know how to stop
-talking about the money he has Bagged on the Stock
-Ixchange, and in other Places, the Diamond Mines in
-South Africa particularly. A chap in the Guards who<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[229]</span>
-was on the launch said it was a well-developed case of
-I. D. B., but Forgot to tell me what the Letters ment.
-He said, “Josie would carry the pile” (Josie is Miss Le
-Moser), and that if I was a sensible young beggar, and
-not a rotten Ass, I would see where my own advantidge
-lay even before I left School for Sandhurst. He went on
-about an infusion of Radical blood being a good thing
-to mingel with the ancient Tory blue, and rather Valuable
-than otherwise to one’s descendents, and said that
-to win a young and distinctly decently-looking wife with
-a hundred and eighty thousand jimmies in her wedding
-nightcap would be getting the Grand Slam in mattrimony.
-I checked him a bit and asked him if he had
-Praktised what he jolly well preached, and he twisted his
-mustash and said: “Unfortunately, no, young ’un; as
-like a Good many other fellows, I Came under the Married
-Women’s propperty Act before I was eighteen.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he pointed out a weedy, long-legged Beggar with
-the ghost of a red mustash and fritefully swagger
-clothes, who was making himself tremendously nice to
-Josie Le Moser, and said he was the Son of Mr. Joyd
-Lorge’s privite Secretary and an <i>enfant gâtày</i> of the
-Liberal Government, with a seat in the Lower House
-being kept warm for him until he should come of age,
-and a lot more, ending up by asking me if I was driving
-an Automobile and saw a Dog trying to Bite through
-one of my Tyres, what I should do to the dog? I said I
-should Drive over it, of course, which seemed to pleese
-him frightfully, for he tipped me a sov, and then winked
-towards the Fellow who was showing his teeth at Miss
-Le Moser and said, “Then, there’s the Dog, don’t you
-know!” and went off to talk to a frightfully swell woman
-who called him to come over to her. I should rather
-like to be like that Guardsman when I go into the Army.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[230]</span>
-His name is Gerald, for I heard the lady call him by it;
-he is Lord Dennismore, and he was so jolly Respectful
-and attentive to the lady, who wore quite a lot of vales
-and had heaps of golden hair, though she was quite old,
-and a tremendously red and white Complection, and a
-front figure that rinkled and bulged when she stooped
-or sat down, that I thought she must be his Mother, until
-Mrs. Le Moser told me she was the Duchess of Rinkhorn
-and his great friend. What I said about the Duchess
-being his mother seemed to amuse Mrs. Le Moser like
-mad, for I Heard her tell quite a lot of people, and they
-All yelled, as if I had been trying to be funny, which I
-was Not.</p>
-
-<p>She told me lots more About Lord Dennismore, which
-made me feel beastly proud of his having talked to me,
-and given me Advice. He was out with his battalion in
-the South African War, and did splendid thingse at the
-Front, and got speshally mentioned in Despatches, after
-Jaegersfontein and for Rescewing twenty wounded Tommies
-who had fallen in the Grass which the liddite from
-the shells had set on fire—I think it was liddite. And
-he got potted in the Shoulder, and was getting quite fit
-again, and would have done a lot more fiting if the
-Duchess hadn’t come out in a Speshul Hospital ship and
-carried him back “to England, Home and Duty,” as a
-lady who was listening to Mrs. Le Moser put in. I think
-it was jolly mean of the Duchess, don’t you? As if a
-chap could be properly grateful for being muffed like
-that! I forgot to say that Lord Denismore, when a little
-chap, was Father’s fag at school, and used to field for
-him when stump cricket in the passage in wet weather
-first came in. And he, Lord Denismore, was picked to
-Play in the School Eleven when he was still only a Lower
-Boy, and was Captain for a half before he left. And I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[231]</span>
-feel awfuly Glad I met him, but I wonder why he said
-that about coming under the Married Women’s Property
-Act before he was eighteen? There is a Duke of Rinkhorn,
-who goes about in a Bath Chair with a Nurse in a
-white cap and apron to feed him and blow his nose when
-it wants it, so Perhaps the Duchess is the married woman
-he meant after all.</p>
-
-<p>I must say Josie Le Moser seemed to like me talking
-to her and explaining things more than she seemed to
-when the weedy chap with the ghost of a red mustash
-was trying to. After the phinal of the Diamonds, when
-the Crowds began to thin, and later when the Twilite
-came down and the Nats came out, and the Le Moser’s
-launch and their markay were elluminated up with about
-twice as many Fairy Lites as anybody else had, and the
-Castillian Minstrils played splendidly on their mandalins,
-I began to think her an awfully pretty girl. I don’t
-believe it was the crême de Menth her Pater had made
-me have with my coffy after Lunch and the Champagne,
-or the Russian rum they sent round in little dekanters,
-with the five o’clock tea, because the fellows say my
-Head is frightfully strong. But I got her hand and
-squeezed it a lot of times, and whenever the sucking
-M. P. edged a word in, and he tried to keep in Josie’s
-pocket the Most of the time, I wanted to fit him, and I
-think He guessed it from my Manner. He let Out He
-had been Edducated by Private Tutors at Home because
-his constitushion was dellicate as a Boy, and I said “Oh!”
-and I think Josie began to feel him rather in the way
-after that. His name is Wenham-Biggs, and I xpect his
-Constitushion is giving him a lot more trouble by now.</p>
-
-<p>The thing happened like this. I had only leeve till
-7.30, but Mr. Le Moser asked me to stop and Dine, and I
-thought I could work the squash at the Station, and being<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[232]</span>
-three tranes late for an extra 2 hours so consentid with
-thanx, as it is a Poor Heart that Never rejoices, as Regger
-says. Josie and Me were up in the Bows where there
-is just Room for 2, and Wenham-Biggs was sitting on the
-Steersman’s Box rubbing his chin against the Wheel, to
-make his Beard grow I suppose, and Getting more Sickeningly
-Sweet and Centimental in the things He was saying
-to Josie every Minute. I call it Nerve to go on like that
-with another fellow nearly as old as yourself listening to
-every Word. At last he Said he was ready to Die for the
-Woman he Loved—I like that, don’t you?—Whenever
-she asked the sacrafice, and I said it would be the Leest
-he could Do, if she had an objection to a red mustash.
-It must be being so much with Regger makes me bat off
-these Things I xpect. Wenham-Biggs was perfeckly
-wild, and Josie giggled so mutch that she Forgot she was
-Close to the Edge and the Rubber mat slipped or something,
-the Launch being polished like a Looking Glass,
-and she went plump into the River, and it is pretty Deep
-on the Bucks side, and there is a good deal of Streem.</p>
-
-<p>I was Glad of all the Swimmers I had gone in for at
-Cuckoo Weir. I was Beestly sorry about my Swagger
-Flannelse and my new colors I had sported for the 1st
-time; but of corse I had to go in after Josie and thogh
-I don’t suppose I showed much skill, People made an
-awful Row, crowding to the Bullarks, and throwing life-boys
-and cork fenders at us like ennything. Mr. Le
-Moser kept offering rewards in lbs. and making it ginnies,
-and Mrs. Le Moser had histerrics in Lord Dennismore’s
-arms, which shows she was not quite unconshus because
-He was the best-bread and best-looking man of the
-Launch-party.</p>
-
-<p>What price your Little Brother when Me and Josie
-were Hauled up into the Launch all over pslime and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[233]</span>
-Duckweed. Everybody Shook Hands with Me and said
-things that Made me Tingal all Over, and all the Women
-kept kissing Josie who they took away and put to Bed.
-Mr. Le Moser lent me a Change of his Thingse. O
-crumbs! if you Had seen me in them ispeshally the
-Wastecoat and the etsetras with stripes down the Legs.
-And he rote me a letter to Take back to my Tutor, and
-left it ungummed. And the things He said about my
-Pluck and Daring and his Eternal obbligation made me
-feel quite Shy when I read them going back in the last
-trane. There were two other Lower Boys in the carriage,
-and besidse them, a Fellow of my house who is One of the
-Swells of the Sixth Form, who was awfully annoyed at
-being obbliged to travel with us.</p>
-
-<p>The Butler was sitting up for us at my tutor’s, and
-everyone Else in Bed, as it was past 12, when we Got
-Back, but beyond a Slite Cold in my Head the Risults
-of the Outing were Not Paneful, my Letter putting
-Things in an awfully good light, which made the Other
-Fellows rather envious thogh they were let off with midling
-paenas.</p>
-
-<p>I Forgot to say Mr. Le Moser tipped me £100, which
-will come in very usefull. Also I am to try and get leave
-to go and Spend the Day at their Place at Staines next
-week, and they will send me Home in one of their motor-carse.
-Xcuse Spelling and mistakes as my Cold is making
-me Sneaze pretty Frequently, and with love to
-Mother, and all at home.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="indentright">Bilieve me,</span><br>
-
-<span class="indentright2">Your loving Brother,</span><br>
-
-<span class="smcap">Toby</span>.</p>
-
-<p>P.S.—You Never saw a Fellow with plenty of conceat
-and Nerve about Him look as small as Wenham-Biggs
-when Lord Dennismore asked Him why He did not Dive<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[234]</span>
-in after Josie too, and he Had to own up He Could not
-swim a Stroak. What price private Tutors and being
-Edducated at Home?</p>
-
-<p>&#160;</p>
-
-<p>P.P.S.—I saw Josie before I came away, and Mrs. Le
-Moser kissed me, which was horrid, and so did the
-Duchess and Several Other Ladies, and then they told
-Josie to and she did and gave me a little Diamond Duck
-to wear on my watch chane. N.B.—I think I see myself
-doing it and getting fitted by my fagmaster for side.</p>
-
-<p class="right">T.</p>
-
-<p>P.P.S.S.—Lord Dennismore neerly rung my hand off
-when I said Good-bye, and said, “You’ve tumbled in for
-a good thing, you lucky little beggar, and I’m ½ inclined
-to billeve....” And then he left off without saying
-What. But he tipped me 3 soverins more, and asked me
-to come and lunch with Him when Next he is on Duty,
-and you bet I said delighted thanks....</p>
-
-<p class="right">T.</p>
-
-<p>P.P.P.S.S.S.—As my Fagmaster seemed inclined to be
-Nasty about my not getting Up in Time to Fill his Bath
-and make his tost and cofy in the morning I gave Him
-Mr. Le Moser’s 8s. 6d. Partagga in the glass case. First
-he bitt the end of the case off and it neerly choaked Him,
-and then He had a lot of trouble in getting it to Lite, and
-before it was ½ through he had a lot more trubble of a
-different kind. (N.B.—Ask mother if it would Not be a
-good Thing for me <i>i. e.</i> marrying Josie Le Moser when I
-am of Age? I shall be fritefully poor and she will be
-awfully Rich, so her Father and Mother would not matter
-much. Also it would be Better than coming under the
-Married Women’s Propperty Act at 18, like poor Dennismore!)</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Tynstone.</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[235]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE FLY AND THE SPIDER</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-<div class="hangingindent">
-<p><i>Being a Confidential Letter from the Right Hon. Viscount
-Tynstone, on board the Yacht “Spindrift,”
-Cowes Roads, to the Lady Mary Cliffe-Bradlay,
-Silversands Park, Sussex.</i></p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Tuesday</span>, <i>August —</i>.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Good Old Poll</span>,—</p>
-
-<p>I thought you were Rotting about Lord Dennismore
-and the Duchess at the baginning of your Letter,
-but your Locking him up in the Peech House was a Stunning
-Lark. The Duchess must Have been in a Regular
-Wax, and He must have been Fritefully Wild, only you
-can’t Hit a Girl, they are so Soft and Go down so Easily.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Todmore Has the Usual Yacht Party for the
-Rigatta, and the old <i>Spindrift</i> looks A.1. painted white
-with a new Copper Rail and a New Sett of Lifeboyse, etc.
-I asked Uncle Todmore How Much it had Cost, and He
-Heeved a Sigh, and said sufficient to the Day was the evil
-Thereof, so I xpect it comes to a Lump, and He and Aunt
-Honoria will Have to spend the Winter down at that
-Beestly Place of His in Devonshire instead of Going to
-the Riviara or Egipt this time.</p>
-
-<p>I said He Had the Usual Party on Board; but there
-are Two New People—a Captain Clanarthur, late of the
-Malta Artillery, a Man who Parts His Hair Down the
-Back, and Wares a Gold Braselet on his Left Wrist, and
-his Wife. Mrs. Clanarthur is a simply Fritefully pretty<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[236]</span>
-woman, with Long Black ilashes that Curl at the endse,
-and Eyes you Cant tell the right Colour of, never Being
-the Same Twise Running. Aunt Honoria is a Great
-Friend of Hers. And she Wares a Silver Belt with her
-Ruff weather Serge Gown that was a saint Bernard Dog’s
-Collar—so you may immagine How Small her waste is.
-She says I am a Mear Boy, and Ought Not to Notice
-Such Things; but I shall be Sixteen in September, and
-lots of Our Fellows at My Tutors are in love. Greening
-Minor, Who is a Regular Shrimp, regularly rites verses
-To the Barmade in the Slough Station refreshment room.
-First class—I mean the Refreshment Room, not the
-Verses. One Poem bigins—</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“How Nobly Does Thy Fair Form Tower,</div>
-<div class="indent">Whenare I Gaze On Thee.</div>
-<div class="verse">I Wish thou Wert a Lilly Flower,</div>
-<div class="indent">&amp; I a Hunney Bee.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Which is Not Half Bad for a Lower Boy. And Regger is
-Secretly ingaged to his Sisters Jerman Guverness, who is
-30 if a Day. She Has Promised to Wate for Regger, who
-is a Year Older than Me, and simply awfully Divoted to
-Her. She Makes Splendid Gingerbred with Nuts in it,
-which will come in Usefull if Regger’s Pater Cuts Him
-Off with a Shilling.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Clanarthur’s Christian Name is Ermengarde, but
-Her Friends call Her Nini for short. The Divise on Her
-Note Paper is a Gold Spider in a silver Web, and she
-Wares a little Broach with a Diamond Spider in a Gold
-Web. She keeps on Telling me she is Not Young, but
-That must be All Rot, because She is so mutch moar
-Girlish than the 2 Girls on Board. They are the Pope-Baggotes,
-and Lady Jane is Fatter than ever.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[237]</span></p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Wednesday.</span></p>
-
-<p>I can’t Immajin Why Mrs. Clanarthur ever married
-such a regular Scug as Captain Clanarthur, though she
-Says she was a mear Child, and did It to Pleese Her
-Family. They have been 10 Yearse married, so if she
-was so young at the time she cannot be as old as she says
-she is. She says she Had Her Hair Done up and wore
-Long Skirts For the first Time on her Wedding Day, and
-thought more of the Cake and the Presents than what
-was to Come. She cried when she Told me that, after
-dinner on Deck, when an Italian Opera Fellow, whose
-Name I can’t spell, was singing Love songs to the Acompaniment
-of the Mandolin, and the Starse were shining
-more Brightly than I ever remember to Have Seen
-Them. Her Hair has a Scent like Violets, and when Her
-Head Comes Near you it makes you Feel Hot and cold
-and Swimmy—at leest it does Me. Clanarthur was
-Away Racing a Yawl of His at the Royal Portsmouth
-Corinthian Yacht Club Rigatta, and I thoght if He
-should Get Drowned what a Jolly Good thing it would
-Be. He Ought to be Kicked for Making that woman so
-frightfully wretchid when She is 10,000 times Too Good
-For Him. N.B.—Of course She did Not Tell me what
-he has Done, but I bet you ½ a crown it is sumthing
-Beastly caddish.</p>
-
-<p>I think the Men on Board a Not very Well Bred Sett,
-as they chaff Me like mad about Mrs. Clanarthur; and
-even when she is Within Earshott, which makes Me want
-Frightfully to Kick them all Round. I Cannot Sleep at
-Night as I used to Do, and my Head Aches in a Beastly
-way in the Morning. I have got a handkerchief of Mrs.
-Clanarthur’s I Stole when She was Not Looking, and I
-Keep it Under My Pillow at Night and Switch the illectric
-light On and Look at it every Now and Then. There<span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">[238]</span>
-is “Nini” imbroidered in the Corner, and it Smells of
-Violets, like her Hair. If I was married to a Lovely
-Woman like that I should not be a Beast like Clanarthur.
-She Told Me that she Never has suffered Him to Kiss
-her on the Lips Since She Knew Him to be Unworthy of
-a Pure Woman’s Love. Sumhow I am glad of that, thogh
-it is Rough on Clanarthur.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Saturday.</span></p>
-
-<p>Last Night Sumthing Happened I am Now Going to
-tell you about. They were Throwing Coloured Lites on
-the Sea from the Victoria Pier, and all the Big Steam
-Yachts Had Fairy lamps Hung Out, and the Music of
-the Bands and things Comming Over the Water quite
-made it simply ripping. It was after dinner, and I was
-Sitting on Deck with Mrs. Clanarthur, and She thought
-She would like a Moonlight Pull in the Yacht’s dinghy, as
-the Sea was so Beautifully Smooth. So I tipped two of
-the <i>Spindrift</i> men to get the boat reddy, and not say
-ennything to ennybody and We Started. There was a
-Fritefully Stiff Tide on. I Rowed Her Round and Down
-a Lane made of Torpedo Gun-boats on One Side and 1st
-Class Cruisers on the other, All Reddy for the King to
-inspect on Saturday. It was Ripping Fun, and Nini was
-Delighted. Then we Drifted dreemily along Towards
-Ryde, and I Forgot there was such a Fritefully Stiff Tide
-Running out to Spithead because I was Holding Nini’s
-Hand—she let me—and thinking there were Worse
-Things than Coming under the Married Women’s Property
-Act after All.</p>
-
-<p>When We Had got a Good Distance Out I found I
-could Not Get Back For Nuts, However Hard I Pulled.</p>
-
-<p>The Perspirashun was Running off me like Water and
-my Arms Ached like Mad. Nini—she had said I might
-call her Nini the Evening Before—Nini Could not See<span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">[239]</span>
-ennything was Wrong, but I knew we were being Carried
-Out to Sea at About 100 miles an Hour and it Kept Getting
-Darker. N.B.—Of course, I did Not Care For myself,
-but I Kept Thinking of Nini. She said the Poetry
-of the illimittible Oshan made Her Trill like a Smitten
-Lute, and I said, “Does it?” and Kept Slogging Away
-against the Tide without making 1 Not in 1,000 Hours,
-as the Signals in Coes Roads kept getting Smaller. Then
-a Southampton Liner came Rushing out of the Dark. I
-Saw Both her Port and Starboard Litse as I Turned my
-Head, so she must have been Coming Straight down on
-Us. You may Suppose I had Fits, thinking of Mrs. Clanarthur,
-and I would have tried to Shout, but I Had Lost
-my Wind completely.</p>
-
-<p>“How pretty,” said Nini—Mrs. Clanarthur I mean—“that
-must be the <i>Campania</i> for New York from
-Southampton.” And she went on Gassing about the
-Beauty of the Seen without an Idea that we might be cut
-in 2 Next Minute. But we got off. The liner swerved
-to port and went by us lighted up like a sea Alhambra,
-all her deckse crowded with People and her Band Playing
-‘The Merry Widow,’ and Clanarthur lost his chance of
-being a Merry Widower. But she passed so jolly close
-to us that a lot of Wash slopped in, and Nini screamed
-and called out, “You silly boy, it’s all your Fault!” which
-I like, considering the sittuation. And She Pulled her
-White Evening Wrap round her and said, “Let’s get back
-to the yacht; it’s shockingly cold and the sea is getting
-abominably Rough!” And then I had to own up what a
-jolly Hat we were in, and that we had been steddily
-Drifting Out to Sea for Some time Past.</p>
-
-<p>What price me? I felt small enough to get into a
-cricket-ball case already, but I felt something worse when
-Mrs. Clanarthur Boxed my Ears. She said I was a Little<span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">[240]</span>
-Idiot, and that she had been culpably Reckless to alow
-Me to Take Her on the Water, and what would Freddy
-say? Freddy is Captain Clanarthur. So I said I would
-stand up to Him with or without Gloves, Fight Him with
-Rivolverse across a necktie if he liked, and that He could
-Divorse Her afterwardse and then she could marry me,
-and everything would be jolly well settled all Round, as
-she Had Told me He was aborrent to Her only the night
-before when she kissed me under the Aft Awning three
-Times—which she Had Done, though she called me an
-untruthful little Retch for saying so, and then she had
-Histericks, and then what Uncle Podmore calls the Mallady
-of the Wave came on, and I had to ship the oars
-and Hold Her Up, and she was Awfully Bad. Mother on
-the Turbean xing to Boulogne was Nothing To it. I am
-not Joking When I Tell You that We Drifted About in
-That beestly Dinghy all night at the immanent Risk of
-Being Run Down by anything from a Tramp Steamer to
-a Government Crooser, and if the Tide Had Not Turned,
-which it did at 4 o’clock in the Morning, we should be
-as dead now as Two People can be.</p>
-
-<p>O crumbs, when I looked at Nini, who After jawing at
-me till she was Tired Had Gone to sleep with Her Head
-on my Shoulder! By the Glimmaring Light of Dawn she
-Looked as Old as Aunt Honoria, and not Half as Nice.
-Her Swagger Evening Gown and Mantal were Ruined
-with Seawater, and one Long Tale of her Lovely Hair
-was Washing about in the Bilje at the Bottom of the
-Dinghy, we had shipped such a lot in the Night. Her
-Forhead and one Eye were nearly Hidden by a Top Piece
-with curls that had come off, though there was lots of
-Hair underneath it, and she was Perfectly Blue with Cold
-and Fright.</p>
-
-<p>I thought she must have been Pretty Old when she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">[241]</span>
-Married Captain Clanarthur after all, and when I Remembered
-how mad I had been about Her, and how I
-wanted to Snipe Clanarthur and Marry Her, I felt awfully
-sick at having been such an unlimited ass.</p>
-
-<p>She woke up and called me some more Names and then
-a Pilot cutter came along bound for Portsmouth Pier, and
-I Haled the Pilot and He agreed to take us back to Cowes
-Road for £1. And they Hawled us on Board because we
-were too jolly stiff to clime up the cutter’s side and we
-Got back to the Yacht in Time for Breakfast.</p>
-
-<p>You may guess if the men of the Party chaffed me Before
-how frightfully they chaff Now, I am Roasted about
-the Beastly Business from morning till Night. Uncle
-Podmore told me they had sent out 2 Boats to Find us
-and burned blue Lights. All Captain Clanarthur Said
-when He saw Mrs. Clanarthur come up the yacht’s side
-like a Ragbag, was, “So there You are, are you?” But
-suppose he is Lying Low to bring an Axion for Divorse,
-do you suppose I shall have to marry Mrs. Clanarthur?</p>
-
-<p>I do jolly well Hope Not. She is old enough to be my
-mother, and Has a Perfectly awful temper.</p>
-
-<p>Fancy me being as Pleased as a Fox-terrier with 2 tails
-when she let me Kiss Her under the Deck Awning after
-dinner. Fellows with lots of good sense can be asses at
-times.</p>
-
-<p>Of course I tell you All this in Confidence on the Strict
-Q.T., because you are Not like other Girls about Keeping
-a Secret. There is a Big Review of the Home Fleet and
-the Swedish Squadron by the King to-day, and the Fleet
-will be elluminated in the Evening after dinner, and there
-will be Fireworks from the Victoria Pier. But whether it
-is my having been Out all Night with Nini—I mean Mrs.
-Clanarthur—in that rotten Dinghy or something else I
-don’t ixactly know, but I feel jolly miserable.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">[242]</span>I wish Greening minor was here, it would do me Good
-to give the little Brute a regular licking. Fancy him
-Being in love with a Barmade and writing her verses.
-And Regger, who has the nerve to make up to his sister’s
-Jerman Governess. I can’t think why Fellows do such
-idiotic Things.</p>
-
-<p>I Think rather than Have to marry Mrs. Clanarthur I
-would Run away and be a stoker like that Fellow in the
-newspapers. She looks quite young again this afternoon
-and her Hair is beautifully done, but I keep on seeing
-Her as she was at 4 this morning, when that pilot-cutter
-Found us.</p>
-
-<p>I am getting rather sorry for Clanarthur tied up to a
-Woman who Boxes a Fellow’s ears and calls him Names
-for Nothing—that is, I should feel sorry for him if I was
-quite Eesy in my mind about his bringing an Axion for
-Divorse.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="indentright2">Ever your affeckshionate Brother,</span><br>
-<span class="smcap">Tynstone</span>.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">[243]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">FOR VALOR!</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE city of Smutborough was holding a solemn public
-function in honor of one of her sons. Formerly
-a soldier in the Smutborough Regiment, he had won his
-V. C. a long time back in the early days of the last South
-African War. At the conclusion of hostilities, having, like
-many other men, attained perfect competency and ripe
-experience with the expiration of the age-limit, Color-Sergeant
-Stoneham was naturally shelved as being of no
-further use to the nation, except in an emergency like the
-last.</p>
-
-<p>The rear of the Town Hall, Smutborough, formed one
-side of an unsavory blind alley: a dingy <i>cul-de-sac</i>
-blocked at the end by the high, sooty, spike-bordered wall
-of what was termed, with mordant but unconscious
-humor, the Workhouse Recreation Yard. The Workhouse
-loomed large upon the opposite side. Though the
-great main entrance for misery was in another street, a
-solid oaken door, hospitably garnished with large nails
-and a double row of bristling prongs, exhibited upon a
-mud-splashed fanlight above it the black-lettered legend,
-“Casual Ward.”</p>
-
-<p>It was only one o’clock, and the door would not open
-before seven, but a queue of deplorable applicants had
-already mustered before it. A tall, upright, gaunt man
-of about forty, dressed in a weather-stained jacket-suit of
-tweed, and wearing a shabby deerstalker low over his
-haggard eyes, had been one of the last to attach himself
-to Poverty’s kite-tail.</p>
-
-<p>Against the wall of the Workhouse Recreation Yard
-was the excuse for a considerable expenditure of public<span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">[244]</span>
-funds at a moment felt by the humbler citizens of Smutborough
-to be extremely inopportune. The excuse was
-let into the sooty brick masonry. It made a queerly-shaped
-bulge in the middle of an oppressively new Union
-Jack which covered it, and upon each side of this tantalizing
-mystery stood a large, pink, shining police-constable,
-in the largest size obtainable of brand-new white
-woolen gloves.</p>
-
-<p>At the bottom of the blind alley were more constables,
-ready in case of the mob of unemployed making a rush
-round from the front of the Town Hall. But at present
-it surged, a human sea lashed to fury by the whip of
-hunger and the voice of Socialism, in the square outside
-the long row of first-floor windows where the sumptuous
-luncheon was laid for a hundred guests.</p>
-
-<p>“A’a’ah! T’ss’s! Ya’-’aah!”</p>
-
-<p>“Close up here, close up!” A police-sergeant, hurrying
-from the bottom of the alley, herded the struggling
-queue before the door of the casual ward into a compact
-bunch. Then the rearward portals of the Town Hall,
-before which a red-and-white striped awning had suddenly
-sprouted, were thrown wide. A crush of rosetted
-stewards, carrying very shiny hats, preceded the Mace-Bearer;
-the Mayor, a plump and rosy personage, in his
-furred robes and chain of office, appeared, walking between
-a lovely lady in sumptuous sables and an accurately-attired
-gentleman, whose intense vacuity of eye,
-mechanical bow and smile, and inability to utter anything
-without being first prompted by an attendant secretary
-from behind, denoted him a Personage of the first
-importance.... The Sheriff followed with the Mayoress,
-the Aldermen and the guests trooped after. And the
-mob at the other side of the Town Hall, making a charge
-round the corner, and being repulsed by the police, vented<span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">[245]</span>
-its indignation in such an outburst of boo’s that the
-Mayor’s speech was delivered in dumb show. Everybody
-clapped when he had done, though. Upon which
-the Personage, prompted by his attendant spirit, delivered
-himself in short, House of Commons gasps of the
-contents of a Be-ribboned roll of typoscript. The last
-sentence was audible: “And let this! Be a perpetual!
-Reminder to this! And succeeding generations! How
-our! Mother country! Rewards her! Heroic sons!”
-Everybody clapped and applauded the Personage. The
-Personage, then, advancing upon exquisitely-polished
-boots to the Union Jack with the mysterious bulge under
-it pulled a white cord with a lavender kid glove, and
-brought the flag down, revealing a square block of Caen
-stone bearing some sculptural figures in low relief set in
-the masonry above a neat little drinking fountain. Then
-the Personage, the lovely lady in furs, the Mayor and
-Mayoress, Sheriff, Aldermen, guests, and stewards
-trooped back into the Town Hall to luncheon, and the
-crowd surged back again to boo the banqueters. But
-after the last of these had, under a cross-fire of gibes and
-taunts, taken himself away, the turbulent ocean of humanity
-rolled back into its foodless garrets and cellars,
-and the Socialist leaders who had urged on the ring-leaders
-retired to dine at a hotel. Subsequently the alley
-behind the Town Hall became gorged with homeless persons
-seeking shelter for the night, and when seven o’clock
-struck and the Casual Ward door opened, one rush of
-misery packed it instantly from wall to wall, and Stoneham,
-V. C., late Color-Sergeant in the Smutborough Regiment,
-found himself shut out.</p>
-
-<p>He wondered, as he ruefully felt in his empty pockets,
-whether it would end in his having to sell the Cross? He
-had never failed to raise money on his reserve-pension<span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">[246]</span>
-when the General Brushmaker’s Union had forced him to
-come out with the other men, because a non-union
-<i>employé</i> had been taken on at the factory. Since then
-he had navvied, stoked, scavenged, done everything and
-anything that a capable man might do to get bare bread
-and common shelter for himself and his. Now the wife
-was in Clogham Infirmary with two of the children, and
-another was dead of clemming, and ... and the old
-wound from the cross-nicked Mauser bullet pained him
-horribly. He was giddy and sick with starvation, and
-the world was spinning round....</p>
-
-<p>Just in time he caught at the edge of the new drinking
-fountain, and saved himself from falling. The grudging
-glimmer from the fanlight over the door of the Casual
-Ward showed him something that roused him as a swooning
-man may be roused by a splash of icy water in his
-face. It was his own name in shining gold letters, boldly
-incised upon a handsome tablet under the sculptured
-block that jutted from the sooty brick wall.</p>
-
-<p>“Lord above, what’s this?” gasped the man whom
-Smutborough had that day toasted. He struck a match,
-the last he had, and read, beneath the bas-relief which
-represented the city’s hero in the act of shielding a
-wounded officer with his body from a supposititious volley
-of Boer bullets:</p>
-
-<p class="center">TO COMMEMORATE THE GALLANT ACTION<br>
-BY WHICH COLOUR-SERGEANT H. STONEHAM,<br>
-OF THE SMUTBOROUGH REGIMENT,<br>
-AND A NATIVE OF THIS CITY,<br>
-WON THE VICTORIA CROSS.</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">In Action, Paardfontein, Transvaal, South Africa, 1901.</span></p>
-
-<p>“Move on, you!” said the voice of a police-constable
-behind him. And Stoneham, V. C., drove his freezing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">[247]</span>
-hands deep into his ragged pockets, wheeled and obeyed.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a rum world!” He reeled a little in his gait, and
-whispered thickly to himself, as if some of the champagne
-and grub that had been consumed that day in his honor
-had got into his head by proxy. “Damned queer from
-start to finish! But, in the long run, I’m a bit better off
-than the bloke in the Bible. He asked for bread, and
-they gave him a stone. And I’ve got a drinking fountain
-into the bargain!”</p>
-
-<p>And the wet night swallowed him up.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">[248]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">MELLICENT</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">“HAPPY is the corpse, they say, that the rain rains
-on,” observed Mr. Popham, “but knowing his
-rheumatic nature, I could have wished him a drier day.
-However, we must take what comes, and it’s curious that
-what comes is generally what one would have preferred
-to be without. Life is very like a switchback railway,”
-continued Mr. Popham. “Now you’re up, a-looking down
-upon other human beings; and now you’re down a-looking
-up at ’em. And similarly your fellow-creatures as
-regards you. It’s a curious reflection that I shan’t ever
-measure out his colchicum again; or soothe the morning
-twinges in his knees and elbers with a lithia lollipop in a
-glass of warm water; or hear him swear when I tighten
-his straps and buckles; or fetch and carry his wigs
-between this and the hairdresser’s in Regent Place. Who
-do those wigs belong to now? Yesterday his coffin, an
-extra-sized, double oak casket, metal-lined, with plated
-handles and silver name-plate, stood in there!” He
-jerked his head at the double doors leading into the bedroom.
-“This morning we accompanied him to Woking
-Cemetery. This afternoon they are a-reading of the
-Will in Portland Place, and Odlett gave me his solemn
-word that John Henry shouldn’t remove his ear from
-the library keyhole without finding out whether a little
-bit on account of faithful services rendered hadn’t been
-left to Frederick T. Popham, valet to the above. For
-he promised to leave me something all along, and almost<span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">[249]</span>
-with his last breath, ‘I haven’t forgotten you, Popham,’
-says he. ‘You’ve been remembered, you’ll find, in the
-Will.’ And ... Lord! Was that you? What a turn
-you gave me, Miss Mellicent!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, you’re quite nervous, Mr. Popham, sir,” said
-Miss Mellicent.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Mellicent had bumped at the door with the end
-of a coal-scuttle, and now apologized, bringing it in. Miss
-Mellicent was a thin person of some thirty London summers,
-dressed in a worn black gown with stray threads
-sticking out where crape had been ripped off. Her hair
-would have been a nice brown if it had been less dusty,
-her gray eyes were timid and kind, and her dingy pale
-face had a look of belated girlhood—was sometimes quite
-transfigured into prettiness when she smiled.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll own I am a little unlike myself,” agreed Mr. Popham.
-“Perhaps it’s his luggage all ready in a pile near
-the door, as if we were off to a foreign Spa within the
-next five minutes, or going down to Helsham to stop in
-his usual rooms in the south wing. Perhaps it’s his going
-off so sudden in quite a mild attack. Perhaps it’s the
-strain of the funeral this morning, perhaps it’s sympathy
-for Sir George and the family, perhaps it’s a little anxiety
-on my own account! I know what he had, and I’ve my
-notions as to how he’s disposed of it! The likeliest way
-to bring about a lawsuit and get it into Chancery would
-be his way, bless you! The embroilingest way; the way
-to bring about the greatest amount of jealousy and bitterness;
-the way to cost the most to all concerned and bring
-about the smallest return in the way of satisfaction and
-profit to ’em, would be the way he’d give the preference
-to over all. And if he was a-listening to me at this
-minute,” said Mr. Popham, with a slight uncomfortable
-glance toward the folding doors that led into the bedroom—“and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">[250]</span>
-I’m sure I hope he’s better employed!—he’d
-own I’ve done him no more than justice!”</p>
-
-<p>“The many years I’ve known General Bastling,” said
-Miss Mellicent, “and it’s going on for twenty that he’s
-lodged with us four months in each twelvemonth—I’ve
-never asked or cared to know. Was he a rich gentleman?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, I should call him pretty snug at that,” said
-Mr. Popham. “Ten thousand in Home Rails; a pretty
-little nest-egg of five thousand in Government Three per
-Cents; a matter of sixteen hundred invested in the Chillianmugger
-Anthracite Mining Company; and a nice little
-bit of loose cash in the current account at Cox’s. That’s
-what I’ve my eye on, to tell you the truth; and I don’t
-think it’s unnatural or greedy.”</p>
-
-<p>“I would never believe you selfish or money-seeking,”
-said Miss Mellicent, folding her hard-worked red hands
-upon her worn stuff apron, “not if an Angel was to come
-down out of the stained-glass window in church—I sit
-under it on a Sunday evening sometimes, when I’m not
-wanted at home—and tell me so!”</p>
-
-<p>“I hope I’m not naturally more of a groveler than
-other men in my situation—my late situation—would be,”
-returned Mr. Popham. “But forty odd is getting on in
-years, and I’m reluctant at my time of life to go looking
-for another middle-aged gentleman to valet. The young
-ones are too harum-scarum and given to late hours for a
-man like me; and if they weren’t, they’d be unnatural
-phenomenons. A nice little inn in a country town, with a
-decentish bar custom and a solid bottle-and-jug department,
-and a cold lunch in the coffee-room on market-days,
-would suit me; with Hunt, Harriers, Freemasons,
-and Friendly Societies’ dinners to cater for; and a private
-understanding with a few gamekeepers anxious to promote<span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">[251]</span>
-their own interests in a quiet, unassuming way—the
-guards of the late and early Expresses—and one or two
-West End poulterers and greengrocers as I have met in
-what I might call the butterfly stage of my existence,
-when I wore silk stockings and livery, floured my hair
-regular, wore a bookay on Levée and Drawing-Room
-days, and would as soon have eaten cold joint or cleaned
-the carriage as taken up coals. And why I haven’t relieved
-you of the scuttle before this, is a question between
-me and my conscience. Let me take it and put it
-down. It won’t be the first time, if it is the last, will it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t, Mr. Popham, sir!” pleaded Miss Mellicent;
-“don’t speak in that downhearted way.” Her red hands
-plucked at a corner of her dingy stuff apron, her gray
-eyes were already pink about the rims. Tears rose in
-them. She coughed and swallowed nervously.</p>
-
-<p>“The Bastling Arms is the name of that there little
-inn,” said Mr. Popham. “The sign is the same as the
-crest on <i>his</i> notepaper and his seal-ring and the lock of
-that despatch-box.” He pointed to the despatch-box
-crowning the pile of solid, well-used, much be-labeled
-portmanteaux and imperials that occupied the corner
-near the door of the room—a comfortably furnished,
-rather dingy second-floor apartment in a quiet street
-above, and running parallel with, Oxford Circus. “The
-landlord died the day before yesterday—as if to oblige
-or aggravate me, I don’t know which!—and the widow,
-knowing my ambitions, dropped me a postcard to inform.
-Three hundred is wanted for the lease, stock, and goodwill,
-and fifty for the furniture, stable and yard-effects.
-A bargain, Miss Mellicent, if I only had the money!
-But as it goes, I’m a hundred and fifty short—unless
-John Henry’s ear is tingling at this moment with tidings
-of comfort and joy. Now, what do you mean by lighting<span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">[252]</span>
-a fire as if I wanted coddling, when you’ve a dozen people
-to look after, if you’ve one?”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Mellicent was down on her knees at the old-fashioned
-grate, laying a fire. She struck a match and
-lighted the kindling, and, though it was mid-June, the
-bright blaze was welcome in the dingy sitting-room,
-whose window-panes streamed with torrents of rain.</p>
-
-<p>“The gentlemen are all out but the third-floor front,”
-she said, “and when the rain began, and I thought of you
-sitting up here in the dim light alone, it seemed as if I
-might do this much to make things cheerfuller. For
-you’ve done so much for me ever since I came here”—her
-red and blackened knuckles went up to her pink-rimmed
-eyes—“you always done so much for me!”</p>
-
-<p>“For you, my dear soul!” ejaculated Mr. Popham,
-with circular eyes. “You make too much of things, Miss
-Mellicent!”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s one of ’em,” cried grateful Mellicent, turning
-upon him a thin, blushing face down which two tears
-openly trickled. “You’ve called me ‘Miss Mellicent’
-from the first. From the time I came here to Mr. and
-Mrs. Davis, an orphan, ten years old, in my cheap black
-frock, made out of the skirt of poor mother’s mourning
-for poor father, you’ve always called me ‘Miss.’ It
-helped me, somehow; just as your carrying up the heavy
-cans of hot water and the coals did.”</p>
-
-<p>“You was a bright-eyed, grateful little mouse, too,”
-said Mr. Popham retrospectively, “and many’s the time
-I’ve had it in my mind to speak to Mr. and Mrs. Davis
-about their driving a little thing like you so hard.
-They’re past driving now, that’s one comfort! It’s years
-since I’ve set eyes on either of ’em, now I come to think
-of it!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">[253]</span>“It’s years!” Mellicent echoed in a slightly bewildered
-way. “Why of course it would be years!”</p>
-
-<p>“She was a mountain, was the venerable lady, and the
-old gentleman was a mere lath,” said Mr. Popham meditatively.
-“He used to answer the letters we wrote year
-by year, season in and season out, from the family seat
-at Helsham, from the Engadine, Aix, or Ems, Paris, or
-the Riviera, to say we were coming on such a day. Ten
-years ago the writing of the letters changed to a feminine
-hand—and since then I haven’t seen him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why—don’t you know—he died?” said Mellicent.</p>
-
-<p>“Did he really?” cried Mr. Popham. “Well, it was
-like him to keep it so quiet, and like the old lady, too.
-Reminds me—I haven’t set eyes on <i>her</i> for a matter of
-five year and over!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh dear, Mr. Popham! she’s dead too!” gasped Mellicent
-in distress.</p>
-
-<p>“She’d be pleased to know how little we’ve missed
-her, I know,” responded Mr. Popham cheerfully. “Now,
-quite between ourselves, Miss Mellicent, since for the
-first time since I’ve known you we’re indulging in a confidential
-conversation—who’s carrying on the house?”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you know? No—you’ve never asked or
-thought to ask in all these years,” returned Mellicent.
-“The person who carries on the house is—not quite—but
-I suppose she would be called so—a lady!”</p>
-
-<p>“And very sensibly she manages,” approved Mr. Popham,
-“in keeping out of the way and letting you do it
-for her. And a nice income she makes, I’ll be bound!
-Why, the house has never been empty since first I come
-here. Old gentlemen with ample means on every floor,
-toddling out to their clubs when their various complaints
-permit, and dining at home—and dining comfortably,
-too—when they don’t. Such a polish on the boots, such<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">[254]</span>
-a crispness of the breakfast bacon, such a flavor about
-the coffee and the curries, such a tenderness about the
-joints, such a dryness about the daily newspaper, and
-such an absence of over-statement about the total of the
-weekly bill as, with all my experience, I’ve never found
-elsewhere. And all owing to You! If your modesty allowed
-you to think over yourself for one moment—which
-I truly believe you’ve never done since you were born—you’d
-admit, Miss Mellicent—that you’re a wonder!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! do you truly mean it?” she cried, with her heart
-upon her lips.</p>
-
-<p>“I do,” answered Mr. Popham, with warmth. “And
-if the present proprietor of the lodgings wasn’t a lady—and
-knew what was good for him—he’d——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no! No, Mr. Popham, sir, no! He wouldn’t.
-No one could ever think of me in such a way!” Her
-red and blackened hands went up to the piteous, quivering
-face, and her lean bosom heaved behind the meager
-bib of her scorched stuff apron. “Never!”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell me now, upon your honor,” Mr. Popham pressed.
-“Haven’t you never looked at nobody in that way yourself?”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Mellicent fairly writhed and shuddered with
-nervousness. But she laughed, looking away from Mr.
-Popham and into the old-fashioned but handsome glass
-over the mantelshelf, in which, within an Early Victorian
-frame of fly-spotted gilding, the reflection of Mr.
-Popham’s alert, well-featured, respectable profile and
-her own poor, wistful face appeared together.</p>
-
-<p>“If you won’t ask me no more—yes, then! but he
-never dreamed o’ me!”</p>
-
-<p>“More shame for him!” asseverated Mr. Popham
-stoutly. “Why, what a put-upon young woman you are,
-Miss Mellicent! Since you were ten years old, I do<span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">[255]</span>
-verily believe you’ve never had a pleasure, never had a
-present, never had a friend, never had an outing—no
-more than you’ve had a sweetheart.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but,” she cried, with a happy laugh, “I have had
-a friend! You’ve been my friend, haven’t you? And I
-have had pleasure in knowing that. And I’ve had an
-outing—twice. Once Uncle Davis took me to the
-World’s Fair—it was my twelfth birthday—and once,
-two years later, you treated me to the pantomime.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did I? And uncommon generous and considerate it
-was of me, I must say, to have done that much for you,
-you poor little neglected, lonely creature!” uttered the
-remorseful Mr. Popham.</p>
-
-<p>“I never forgot it,” Mellicent cried, with beaming eyes.
-“The glory and the splendor, the living roses and the
-talking animals and the shining fairies, and you to explain
-it all and be so kind. I never forgot it! Who
-could?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, I’m beginning to remember something about it
-myself!” said Mr. Popham, clearing. “We partook of a
-dozen oysters and some shandy-gaff at a fish-bar on the
-way home. According to present views, we ought to
-have shaken carbolic powder over that shellfish instead
-of pepper, and washed it down with Condy’s Fluid; but,
-being behind the present times, we enjoyed ourselves.”</p>
-
-<p>“Didn’t we!” Mellicent clapped her hands. “I have
-gone back to that beautiful evening in memory hundreds
-and hundreds of times! It has helped me through such
-a lot of hard things—for things are hard sometimes.
-Sometimes, when you aren’t here, and there isn’t no one
-to speak to on the stairs, and the gentlemen are over-particular
-about their boots and changeable about the
-hours for their meals, things get the better of me to that
-extent that I scream and run!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">[256]</span>“Scream and run, do you?” said the puzzled Mr. Popham.
-“And how do you do it? Or do you do it without
-knowing how, eh?”</p>
-
-<p>“I shriek out loud and hear myself as though my voice
-came from a long way off,” said Mellicent, opening her
-large eyes, “and then my feet begin to run. I scream,
-and I run screaming up to the little top attic I slept in
-when I came here as a child, where my old rag doll is
-still, and mother’s patchwork counterpane covers the
-truckle-bed. And I hide my head in that, and cry
-myself quiet and patient again!”</p>
-
-<p>“And Lord have mercy on your lonely little soul!”
-cried Mr. Popham. “Patient you are, and that’s the
-truth!” He took the knotty red hand and held it in
-both of his for an instant, looking at the downcast face.
-“But don’t scream and run any more. It isn’t good for
-you!”</p>
-
-<p>“I haven’t screamed and runned for quite a long time
-now,” she answered. “But”—her poor lips trembled—“I
-think I shall when you are gone for good.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense, nonsense!” Mr. Popham squeezed the red
-hand and dropped it gently. “I’ll come and see you
-from time to time.”</p>
-
-<p>“And leave your little country inn?” said Mellicent,
-trying to smile. “You won’t be able!”</p>
-
-<p>“I could leave the landlady in charge,” suggested Mr.
-Popham. “Stop, though, a landlady is the kind of
-article that doesn’t go with the furniture and fixtures. I
-shall have to look out for her myself.” His face changed.
-“Upon my word I shall!”</p>
-
-<p>“I know the kind you’ll choose,” sighed Miss Mellicent.
-“And the best won’t be good enough for you, Mr.
-Popham. She must be young and fair and plump and
-rosy and blue-eyed, with golden curls like the Fairy<span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">[257]</span>
-Queen in that pantomime, or the lovely dolls I see in the
-shop windows when I’m out buying meat and groceries
-for the gentlemen. And her hands must be as white and
-soft as mine are red and hard. And——”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t cry, my dear!” begged Mr. Popham. He
-stooped over her as she hid her flaming cheeks in the
-hard-worked hands. “You have pretty hair, Miss Mellicent,”
-he said, with a sensation of surprise at the discovery.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve been turning out rooms,” she sobbed, “and it’s
-full of dust!”</p>
-
-<p>“And you’d have a pretty figure,” said Mr. Popham,
-now embarked upon a career of discovery, “if you took
-the trouble to pull ’em in. And you’re young—barely
-thirty—and I’m ten years older. And you’re a first-class
-double extra A.1. housekeeper, cook, and manager. See
-here! Give the lady proprietor a month’s notice, and
-come and be landlady of the Bastling Arms at Helsham!”</p>
-
-<p>“You—you’re not in earnest?”</p>
-
-<p>She faced him, quivering, transfigured, panting.</p>
-
-<p>“Ain’t I?” remarked Mr. Popham simply. “Say ‘Yes,’
-Miss Mellicent, give me a kiss, and we shall both begin
-to believe it. Run and change your dress, and we’ll call
-a cab and make another evening of it, and if the Alhambra
-ballet won’t do as well as the pantomime, under the
-present circumstances, I shall be surprised! There’s
-John Henry’s knock at the hall-door. He brings good
-news, or it wouldn’t be such a loud one. It takes the
-girl ten minutes to get up the kitchen stairs; she’s a born
-crawler, if ever there was one, and I’ve a fancy I should
-like you to let the boy in—if you’ve no objection?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no, no!” she cried gladly, and flashed out of the
-room.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">[258]</span>“She’s wonderfully nimble on her feet,” mused Mr.
-Popham; “and though I’ve never seen ’em to my knowledge,
-I shouldn’t mind putting a bit on the chance of
-their being pretty ones. Lord! I seem in for discoveries
-to-day. Come in, John Henry!”</p>
-
-<p>But it was not John Henry, but the butler from Portland
-Place.</p>
-
-<p>“Odlett! Well, this is kind; and you with such an
-objection to getting your feet damp!” Mr. Popham
-shook the large dough-colored hand of Mr. Odlett until
-the butler secured the member from further assault by
-putting it into his pocket.</p>
-
-<p>“The boy was wanted to go upon an errand,” explained
-Mr. Odlett, in the voice of the description known
-as rich. “And as a friend!”—his smile creased his large
-pale cheeks, and caused the temporary disappearance of
-his small twinkling eyes—“as a friend, no more port
-being wanted for the party in the library, I thought I’d
-come and put you out of your misery!”</p>
-
-<p>“That was uncommon kind of you, Odlett!” breathed
-the acutely-anxious Mr. Popham. He wiped his brow,
-and fixed an intense gaze on the particular feature from
-which intelligence might be expected.</p>
-
-<p>“The boy did his duty faithful from first to last,” said
-Mr. Odlett, selecting a chair and carefully separating his
-coat-tails as a preliminary to sitting down; “and when
-he laughed, ’ad the presence of mind to drop his ’ead to
-the level of the library door mat, consequently it was
-supposed to be the pug a-sneezing!”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” gasped Mr. Popham. “Well?”</p>
-
-<p>“The Will come up to our fondest expectations,” continued
-Mr. Odlett. “Sir George, who never shoots, ’ave
-the General’s old saloon-pistols and sporting Mantons,
-and <i>Bell’s Life</i> and the <i>Army Gazette</i> for twenty year<span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">[259]</span>
-back. Mr. Roderick is left the Chinese and Indian
-curiosities on condition of his dusting ’em hisself regularly.
-My Lady ’ave ten pounds to purchase a mourning-ring,
-provided she’ll undertake to wear it; the young
-ladies ditto; and the money——”</p>
-
-<p>“The money——” choked Mr. Popham.</p>
-
-<p>“The money, with the exception of several smaller
-legacies, goes, with the consent of the Mayor and Corporation
-of Helsham, to purchase and lay out a Public
-Park for the people in memory of the Testator. There’s
-to be a mausoleum in the middle of it, in which his
-crematory urn is to be kep’, and a bandstand at each
-end, because he always loved to see people cheerful
-about him. Also, he bequeaths to Miss Mellicent Davis,
-at his lodgings in Margaret Place, five guineas and a set
-of ivory chessmen; and to his old and valued friend,
-William Odlett, which is me, the sum of two hundred
-pounds. He adds, he hopes I’ll drink myself to death
-on it, inside of a month; but he always was a playful old
-gentleman. No—you’re not forgotten!”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Popham wiped his brow with an air of relief.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re not forgotten—which ought to be a consolation
-to you!” repeated Mr. Odlett, creasing all over with
-a vast, comprehensive smile. “You’re to ’ave his walking-sticks,
-clothes, wigs, the rugs and plaids, and the
-spare set of teeth, hoping you’ll always have something
-to employ ’em on. I came over a-purpose to tell you;
-you’re so fond of a joke, Popham.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t deny it,” said the crushed and disappointed
-Mr. Popham; “but where the humor of this one is, hang
-me if I know!”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll see by-and-by,” said Mr. Odlett consolingly.
-“When you’ve ’ad time to think it over. Meanwhile I’ll
-stand a couple of whiskies hot. A man don’t come into<span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">[260]</span>
-two hundred, cool, every day, and this windfall is particularly
-welcome. You know Madgell, the landlord of
-the Bastling Arms at Helsham, is gone over to the
-majority?”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Popham nodded a pale face.</p>
-
-<p>“The lease, stock, goodwill, and fixtures of that pleasant
-little ’ouse is to be ’ad for what I call a song. And
-I’m going—in a week or so, when I’ve laid my hand
-secure on this here little legacy—to pop in and settle
-down. Plummer, the cook, a plump and capable young
-woman, ’ave expressed her willingness to be the landlady.
-I did suppose she had had a bit of an understanding
-with you. But she’s quite come round my way since
-the reading of the will, and I thought you’d like to
-know it!”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re uncommon considerate,” said the rasped and
-tingling Mr. Popham, “but I’ve made arrangements elsewhere.”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps the Other One will change her mind when
-she finds out you’re diddled in your expectations!” said
-the comforting Mr. Odlett, shaking hands heartily.
-“Good-night. I shan’t hear of you coming to the door!”</p>
-
-<p>But Mr. Popham did come, and slammed it behind the
-departing form of Mr. Odlett with great heartiness.</p>
-
-<p>“Damn his wigs and walking-sticks!” he said in the
-murky passage, “and his spare teeth as well! A nice
-Job’s comforter, Odlett! ‘Perhaps she’ll change her
-mind when she knows you’ve been diddled in your expectations.’
-Beg pardon, Miss Mellicent, I didn’t see
-you were there! You’re not hurt, are you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Only by your thinking I could change!” said Miss
-Mellicent, with a sob.</p>
-
-<p>The ground-floor sitting-room door stood ajar; the
-room was unoccupied. Mr. Popham led Miss Mellicent<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">[261]</span>
-in, turned up one of the blackened incandescent gas-jets,
-and stood petrified at the sight its hissing white glare
-revealed.</p>
-
-<p>“A gray silk gown, trimmed with real lace, and a gold
-chain!” cried the bewildered Mr. Popham. “A diamond
-brooch, as I’m a living sinner! and an opera-mantle and
-kid gloves and a fan! And your pretty brown hair done
-up quite tastefully, and your eyes a-shining over the
-roses in your cheeks! What’s done it? Who’s responsible
-for it? How did it come about?”</p>
-
-<p>If she had been less shy of him, she would have answered
-in two words, “Through love!” But she only
-faltered:</p>
-
-<p>“I’m so glad you think I look a bit nice in them.
-They—they belonged to poor Aunt Davis, and I’ve had
-’em altered to fit. She—she left them to me when she
-died!”</p>
-
-<p>“And handed over the lodging-house and furniture to
-the present lady proprietor,” observed Mr. Popham,
-searching in his trouser pocket for a cab whistle, “whom
-I don’t happen to know by sight.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, you do!” Miss Mellicent’s blush and smile
-made quite a pretty little face of hers, and Mr. Popham
-boldly kissed it on the spot. “Oh yes, you do, for she’s
-me! I should say, I am her! Law bless you, dear Mr.
-Popham, I didn’t mean to startle you like that! Who
-cares about your being left a lot of old clothes and wigs
-instead of a sum of money—though you deserved it, true
-and faithful as you was to him that’s gone! Haven’t I
-plenty for both? And landlord of the Bastling Arms
-you shall be to-morrow, if you’ve set your heart on it!
-and we shall be late for the beautiful sights at the
-theater if you don’t whistle for a taxicab.”</p>
-
-<p>“Life is certainly a switchback!” said Mr. Popham, as<span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">[262]</span>
-he breathed and trilled alternately on the damp doorstep.
-“Now you’re down a-lookin’ up at your fellow-mortals,
-and now you’re up, a-lookin’ down upon ’em!...
-We’ll have a bit of supper at that very fish-bar, if
-it’s still in existence, on our way home, carefully drawing
-the line at oysters as risky and uncertain articles of diet
-for two middle-aged people about to enter upon the
-duties and privileges of married life!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">[263]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE COLLAPSE OF THE IDEAL</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">CANWARDEN did not write sonnets, or he would
-have composed many, not only in celebration of
-Petronella’s eyebrows, but of her crystalline blue eyes
-and burnished hair, her willowy figure of the latest and
-most wonderful shape, and her slim, white hands and
-arched insteps. But in all his plays—for he was a budding
-dramatist of exceeding promise—he described her
-in red-lined type:—“<i>Enter So-and-So, a fair and graceful
-girl of not more than twenty-five summers, with
-sapphire eyes and golden locks, attired in the costume
-of the period</i>” (whatever the period might be). “<i>She
-exhales the joyous freshness of a May morning, and
-her gurgling laugh rivals the spring song of the thrush.</i>”
-This pleased the leading ladies hugely, even when their
-eyes were not of sapphire; but stage-managers found
-Urban Canwarden’s stage directions a trial. If he had
-been firmly seated in the motor-car of public approval,
-both hands on the driving-wheel as he ripped along the
-track of success, they would have smiled even while
-they writhed. But Canwarden was not yet famous, and
-the stage-managers were free not to disguise their feelings.
-However, he went on; getting thin—thin for a
-plump man—in the effort to make enough to marry on.
-For the beloved of his soul was not of the bread-and-cheese-and-kisses
-type of betrothed of whom we read
-in novels that have many years ago silted to the bottom-shelves
-in public libraries, and are occasionally issued
-as new in paper covers at fourpence-halfpenny. Her
-full name was Petronella Lesser, and she dwelt with her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">[264]</span>
-parents in an Early Victorian villa on Haverstock Hill,
-a residence which had been slowly settling down on one
-side ever since the Tube borings had started. The lease
-would be out, old Mr. Lesser calculated, a day or two
-before the Corinthian-pillared stucco and brick porch
-sat down. He was something in the Italian warehouse
-supply-line in the City, and a singular judge of olives,
-Gruyère, and barreled Norwegian sprats. Petronella
-never looked a fairer, more poetic thing than when concealing
-vast quantities of these zests behind the latest
-thing in blouses, day or evening wear, and Urban Canwarden,
-as he gazed upon his betrothed, or very nearly
-so, swore to himself that she should never know what it
-is to go lacking the <i>hors d’œuvres</i> that lend piquancy to
-the Banquet of Life.</p>
-
-<p>Petronella was a girl whose white and well-developed
-bosom was the home of emotions but little livelier than
-those that animate the beautiful person of a Regent-street
-wax-doll. Sawdust will burn, it is true, but the
-costlier puppets are stuffed with choicer stuffing. She
-had not fallen in love with Urban Canwarden; she had
-simply frozen on to him. She had liked sitting in the
-author’s box on First Nights, while the author tore his
-hair at his Club or in his chambers. She liked his person,
-his friends, his prospects. She looked forward to
-an elegantly-furnished villa on Campden Hill, with a
-cottage at Sonning or Hampton Wick, and mid-winter
-runs to the South of France, when a distinguished
-dramatist, the husband of a charming and attractive
-wife, whose <i>salon</i> would be the constant resort of the
-fine flower, the top of the basket of London Society,
-should require rest and change of air after his exhausting
-labors undergone in the composition and rehearsal
-of the brilliant play, in four acts and eleven scenes,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">[265]</span>
-destined to be the opening attraction of Mr. James Toplofty’s
-Spring Season at the West End Theater. She
-would dream thus paragraphically, whenever she did
-dream, which was seldom, for her imaginative region was
-small. She was stupid and narrow, cold-hearted and
-mercenary.</p>
-
-<p>“Since I have loved you,” Canwarden would say, “I
-have been able to write of noble women. You have inspired
-me; everything that is best in me comes from
-you; everything I have done that is good I owe to
-you....”</p>
-
-<p>“You dear, exaggerating, Romantic Thing!” was invariably
-the reply of Petronella. “And when we are
-married we shall have a 28 h.p. Gohard with nickel
-fittings and a changeable body, and a chauffeur in livery.
-I used to dream of a dear little private brougham when
-we were first engaged, but nobody who wants to be
-thought Anybody would have such an old-fashioned
-thing now. How the world is changing, isn’t it, with
-motors and airships and Tubes to travel in?”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>The Haverstock Hill villa vibrated as she prattled, and
-the porch settled lower by the fraction of an inch. It
-was a July evening, and the lovers, arm-in-arm, paced
-up and down the damp and puddly graveled avenue
-under the liquid-soot-distilling lilacs and acacias. The
-reflection of a large fire danced upon the windows of
-Mrs. Lesser’s drawing-room, and Petronella, despite the
-warmth of Canwarden’s love, felt chilly. She wondered
-why Urban had pressed her to put on goloshes and a
-warm wrap after dinner and take this clammy evening
-stroll arm-in-arm with him. And then she was conscious
-that the heart against which her right hand rested
-thumped heavily, and she felt his arm tremble, and remembered<span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">[266]</span>
-that at dinner her betrothed had shown a
-poor appetite in conjunction with a well-developed
-thirst. As pigs are said to feel wind coming, as cats—even
-the most sedate—set up their backs and sprint
-about the garden at the approach of a storm, Petronella
-instinctively felt that bad news was in the air. A more
-sentimental and much prettier girl might have anticipated
-a shipwreck of the affections—expected to be told
-that Canwarden had found his Fate in another’s eyes.
-Petronella’s previsions of disaster concerned only his
-banking account. It was that to which she was really
-referring when she said she felt that something had happened.</p>
-
-<p>“It is true, dearest,” Canwarden said, with the kind
-of hoarse groan that he had not been able to extract
-from the leading young man in his last romantic drama
-even with the grappling-hooks of continued effort.
-“Something has happened. My great play—for that it
-is great I feel, and always shall, despite the slings and
-arrows of that eater of red meat, the Transatlantic critic
-... my great play, ‘<i>The</i> ...’”</p>
-
-<p>“I know, ‘<i>The Popshop Hearse</i>’ ...” Petronella put
-in hurriedly.</p>
-
-<p>“No, no ... ‘<i>The Poisoned Curse</i>,’” corrected the
-author, with a wince. “My play, produced a fortnight
-ago at Barney and Keedler’s Classical Theater, New
-York, is a failure ... a blank and utter failure! Yes,
-yes! the management did cable to me to say it had been
-enthusiastically received. I showed the message to you,
-and you shared my gladness. But here—here is another
-cable from my agent, Loris K. Boodler, of Skyscraper
-Mansions, 49,000,000 Broadway, that says....” He
-drew a crackling, flimsy paper from his waistcoat pocket,
-and tried to unfold it with hands that shook. “I can’t<span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">[267]</span>
-read it because it’s too dark, but I remember every
-word. ‘<i>Your—play—taken—off—Saturday—following—production.
-Variety vaudeville substituted. Writing.
-Boodler.</i>’ And I was looking forward to the author’s
-fees to”—he coughed in a choky way—“to furnish our
-house and ... and buy that motor-car you were talking
-about. It ... it seemed so sure a thing! I had
-got such capital percentages; Barney and Keedler had
-cabled to say the play was a success....” He choked.
-“And now!...”</p>
-
-<p>“You told me all that before, dear,” said Petronella.
-“But you have two other plays coming out, haven’t you,
-in London theaters?... West End houses.... And
-one failure doesn’t spell ruin....”</p>
-
-<p>“One failure can break a dramatist, when it is a
-failure of this kind,” said her disconsolate lover. “Those
-two other plays are ... were coming out at theaters
-held by the same lessees—Barney and Keedler, of the
-Mammoth American Dramatic Trust. And so, don’t
-you see, all my balloons are deflated at once. I’ve come
-down with a crash, and ... it hurts! But you will trust
-me, won’t you? You will go on believing in me, though
-I’ve had what technical people will call a set-back. And
-if our ... our marriage must be delayed....” He
-stopped under one of the liquid soot-distilling lilacs, and
-caught Petronella in his arms, crushing the draperies
-arranged by her Hampstead dressmaker roughly against
-his damp evening overcoat. “You will not mind!...
-We will wait and hope, and love each other ... love
-each other.... After all, while we are together, nothing
-is too hard to bear....”</p>
-
-<p>Thus spoke Canwarden, counting his chickens ere their
-emergence from the shell, after the fashion of a young
-man too deeply in love to see clearly what manner of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">[268]</span>
-young woman his heart is set upon. But Petronella
-shivered, conscious that the Hampstead garden was
-clammy, and that the dazzling halo of coming fame and
-approaching prosperity had been banished from Canwarden’s
-brow. He stood before her, tall and straight,
-and sufficiently good to look at, with his bright brown
-eyes, straight, short nose, and sensitive, clean-shaven
-lips, though his curly hair, it must be added, was receding
-too fast from a brow more bumpy than, according
-to the accepted canons of classical proportion, a brow
-should be. Upon his shirt-front a lilac had shed an
-inky tear, and his voice was husky with love and sorrow,
-not of an utterly selfish kind, as he promised Petronella
-to work hard, never to cease working until he had regained
-the lost ground.</p>
-
-<p>“But you never may!...” she said, and the doubt
-in those shallow blue eyes—he never had realized before
-that they were shallow—pierced him to the soul. “And
-Nora will be married before me, and she is two years
-younger, and everybody in Hampstead will say....”</p>
-
-<p>Canwarden, with heat, devoted Hampstead to the
-devil. I am not defending him. Petronella thought him
-brutal, coarse, and profane. Women of Petronella’s kind
-always enthusiastically uphold the dignity of the devil.
-She told him what she thought, and she wound up in
-the red-papered hall of the one-sided Hampstead villa
-by saying that he and she had better part. She added,
-as women of Petronella’s type invariably do add, that
-the dead past might bury its dead. And she drew off her
-engagement ring—an olivine, imposed by a Bond Street
-jeweler upon the too-confiding Canwarden as an emerald,
-harnessed between two indifferent diamonds of yellowish
-hue—and thrust it back upon him, and went
-upstairs to her room and locked the door; and as the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">[269]</span>
-hall-door banged violently and the iron avenue gates
-clashed behind the haggard Canwarden, his late betrothed
-sat down to pen a little note to Percy Flicker—a
-young man without a chin, junior partner of a small
-but pushing firm of shipbrokers at No. 35,000 Cornhill.
-The porch made up its mind and sat down that night,
-and Percy the chinless called upon the following evening,
-and was compelled to enter his Love’s bower by the
-back-door.</p>
-
-<p>And Canwarden, seeing volcanic ruins smoking where
-his Castle of Hope had stood, wandered the West End
-and the Strand like a thing accursed. He went into his
-club, and men slapped him on the shoulder and congratulated
-him upon the New York success. They would
-learn the truth later, he said to himself, and then they
-would chuckle and sneer. The rustling of the cablegram
-in his waistcoat pocket whispered “<i>Yes s’s’!</i>” Meanwhile
-he had no appetite for solid food, and, quenching
-the thirst that consumed him with iced brandy and soda,
-he, Canwarden, usually the most temperate of
-men, realized how easily spanned is the gulf that severs
-the sober man from the inebriate. He might, perhaps,
-have crossed it for good and all had he not chanced to
-pass the invitingly open door of Grow’s Transatlantic
-Bureau of Exchange. The shipping advertisements
-loomed large and gaily-colored in the window; passenger
-lists and railway guides hung from hooks upon the walls,
-and lay in piles upon the counter, and a civil clerk and
-an attractive girl with squirrel-colored hair were busy
-over ledgers and things. Prompted by his guardian
-angel Canwarden went in and asked for the New York
-papers. The mail was just in, and he got them, and,
-leaning on the polished shelf-desk where people write out
-code telegrams, he turned to the theatrical column. His<span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">[270]</span>
-drama, <i>The Poisoned Curse</i>, had been withdrawn a fortnight
-ago from the stage of Barney and Keedler’s Theater—slain
-as a thing unfit to live—and a variety vaudeville
-substituted in its stead. Did not the cablegram—Loris
-K. Boodler’s cablegram—say so? He would see
-the hideous announcement for himself, and then go
-under, as men went who had broken the golden bowl of
-Youth and Hope, and were too weary to go on fighting.</p>
-
-<p>Could it ... could it be a mistake...? Was the
-play a success after all? It looked like it. For in flamboyant
-type <i>The Poisoned Curse</i>: a Romantic Drama in
-four acts and eleven scenes, by Urban Canwarden, was
-announced by the <i>New York Trumpeter</i> as being presented
-to-night, and every night, and to-day at 1.30, and
-Saturday <i>matinées</i> as announced. The play had been
-running when Loris K. Boodler sent the cablegram announcing
-its withdrawal; the play was running now—would
-run. Canwarden’s hands shook so that the flimsy
-news-sheet tore. He glanced at the girl with the squirrel-colored
-hair and apologized, saying that he would pay
-for the paper. She smiled, and he found that he was
-able to smile back again. He despatched a short but
-expressive cablegram to the office of Mr. Loris K. Boodler,
-relieving that smart and go-ahead agent from further
-responsibility in connection with the collection of
-his percentages, and walked out of Grow’s Transatlantic
-Bureau of Exchange with his head up—a free man.</p>
-
-<p>Petronella married Percy Flicker. Canwarden is a
-flourishing and popular dramatist, with a thumping bank
-balance and a permanent predilection for bachelor existence.
-All the female villains in his plays are blondes.
-The stage directions, underlined in red, run thus: “<i>Enter
-So-and-So, a fair and slightly formed woman of barely
-thirty, with icy and repellent blue eyes and hair of a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">[271]</span>
-pale and sunless straw color. She conveys the impression
-of cold insincerity and self-centered absorption, and
-her hard and mocking laugh falls gratingly upon the
-ear.</i>” Which goes to prove that Human Nature is and
-never will be anything but Human Nature until the
-Curtain drops.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">[272]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE HAND THAT FAILED</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">FOUR men were seated about a round table, with
-dessert and wine upon it, in the dining-room of a
-luxuriously furnished house in a fashionable street in
-the West End of London—a street which is the Eldorado
-of the struggling professional man, the Tom Tiddler’s
-ground of successful members of the faculties of surgery
-and medicine. The aroma of Turkish coffee and choice
-Havanas was warm and fragrant upon the air, and the
-Bishop consented to a second Benedictine. His left-hand
-neighbor was a dry-faced, courteous gentleman, a
-King’s Counsel, famous by reason of several <i>causes
-célèbres</i>. The third man at table was merely a hard-working,
-small-earning practitioner of medicine and
-surgery, settled in a populous suburb of the high-lying
-North. Coming to the host, with whom the Highgate
-Doctor had walked the hospitals in his student days, one
-may describe him as a world-famous Consulting Specialist
-and operator; one of the kings of the scalpel, the
-bistoury, and the curette; a man of medals, orders, and
-scientific titles innumerable. Forty-three years of age,
-shortly about to be married (to a widowed niece of the
-Bishop), and in excellent spirits—a thought too excellent,
-perhaps....</p>
-
-<p>“Wants rest, decidedly. Pupils of the eyes unnaturally
-dilated, circulation not what it ought to be. Overdone....
-Changed color when the servant dropped a
-fork just now.... He had better take care!” said the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">[273]</span>
-Highgate Doctor to himself. He had to deal with many
-cases of nervous breakdown up Highgate way, where
-there are so many compositors and clerks and journalists.
-But the Bishop and the King’s Counsel had never
-seen the Distinguished Surgeon look more fit, and so
-they told him.</p>
-
-<p>“What makes it more remarkable, in my poor opinion”—the
-Bishop, employing his favorite phrase, emptied
-his liqueur-glass and folded his plump, white hands—“being
-that our distinguished friend here”—he waved
-the fattest and whitest of his thumbs toward his host—“seldom,
-if ever, takes a holiday.”</p>
-
-<p>“When,” said the Distinguished Surgeon, playing with
-a gold fruit-knife belonging to a set which had formed
-part of the First Napoleon camp-equipment at Leipsic,
-“when a professional man’s brain is absolutely clear, his
-nerves infallibly steady; when his digestion, sleep, appetite
-are unimpaired by any amount of physical and
-mental labor; when his hand is the ready, unerring, unflinching
-servant of his will at all times and all seasons,
-what need has that man of rest and relaxation?” The
-strong, supple, finely-modeled hand went on playing
-with the historical fruit-knife, as its owner added:
-“Work is my play! For change of air, give me change
-of experience; for change of scene, new cases, or fresh
-developments of familiar ones. The excitement of the
-gaming table, or any other form of excitement, would be
-a poor exchange for the sensations of the operator, the
-skilled, experienced, unerring operator, who calculates to
-the fraction of an inch the depth of the incision his
-scalpel makes in the body of the anæsthetized patient
-extended on the glass-table before him. Life or Death
-are his to give, and the trembling of the balance one
-way or the other is to be guided and controlled by his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">[274]</span>
-unerring eye, his unerring brain, and his skilled, infallible
-hand. He holds the balances of Fate—he guides
-and controls Destiny, and knows his power and glories
-in it. He is a supreme artist—not in clay or marble,
-gold or silver, pigments or enamels—but in living flesh
-and blood!”</p>
-
-<p>The Bishop shifted in his chair uneasily, and turned a
-little pale about the gills. The removal of the episcopal
-appendix some months previously had preserved to the
-Church of England one of its principal corner-stones;
-and the neat, red seam underneath the Bishop’s apron on
-the right side, on the spot that would have been covered
-by the vest-pocket of an ordinary layman, twitched and
-tingled. And the King’s Counsel, who had once undergone
-a minor operation for throat-trouble, hurriedly
-gulped down a mouthful of port. The Highgate Doctor
-alone answered, fixing his steel-rimmed pince-nez securely
-on his nose, and tilting his chin so as to get the
-host’s face well into focus: “He is a supreme artist, as
-you say, and he delights in his work. But supposing him
-to delight too much? Supposing him to have arrived at
-such a pass that he cannot live without the excitement
-of it!—that he indulges in the exercise of his beneficent
-profession as a cocaine-drinker or hashish-eater, or
-morphinomaniac, indulges in the drug that destroys him,
-morally and physically—how long will he retain in their
-perfection the faculties which have made him what he
-is?”</p>
-
-<p>“As long as he chooses!” said the Distinguished Surgeon,
-putting down the gold fruit-knife, and rising with
-the easy air of the well-bred host. “He is no longer a
-mere man, but a highly-geared and ingeniously-planned
-machine, in all that concerns the peculiar physical functions
-brought to bear upon the exercise of his profession.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">[275]</span>
-To lie idle, for such a machine, means rust and ruin; to
-work unceasingly is to increase facility and gain in
-power, and, provided it be carefully looked after—and
-I assure you my nuts and bearings receive the necessary
-amount of attention!—the machine of which I speak
-may go on practically for ever!” And he ushered his
-guests through the folding doors into his luxurious consulting-room.</p>
-
-<p>“Unless there happened,” put in the King’s Counsel,
-“to be a screw loose?”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear fellow,” said the Distinguished Surgeon,
-with a smile, “my screws are never neglected, I have
-assured you. The machine won’t come to grief that
-way!”</p>
-
-<p>“It might come to grief in another way,” said the
-Highgate Doctor in a queer voice. “The Inventor might
-stop it Himself, just to prove to His handiwork that it
-<i>was</i> a machine—and something more!”</p>
-
-<p>At this remark, plopped into the middle of the calm
-duck-pond of sociality, the Bishop looked pained, as
-might an elderly spinster of severe morals at an allusion
-savoring of impropriety. The King’s Counsel, feeling
-for the Bishop, turned the conversation; but the Distinguished
-Surgeon and the Highgate Doctor were at it
-again, hammer and tongs, in a minute.</p>
-
-<p>“I do not simply believe I shall not fail, my dear
-fellow! I <i>know</i> I shall not! As for——” (the Distinguished
-Surgeon, sitting smoking in his Louis Quinze
-consulting-chair, mentioned a certain operation in abdominal
-surgery, delicate, difficult, and dangerous in the
-extreme) “I have performed it hundreds of times, successfully,
-within the last twelvemonth, leaving minor
-operations—scores of them”—he waved the scores aside
-with a movement of the supple hand—“entirely out of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">[276]</span>
-the question! At the Hospital to-day” (mentioning the
-name of a great public institution) “I operated in seven
-cases, bringing up the number to one thousand and one.
-The last was the most interesting case I have met with
-for some time, presenting complications rendering the
-use of the knife both difficult and risky, but——”</p>
-
-<p>The sharp whirring tingle of the telephone bell punctuated
-the Distinguished Surgeon’s sentence: “But she’ll
-pull through; I guarantee it! We’ll have the bandages
-off in three weeks. She’ll be walking about before the
-month’s out like the others!”</p>
-
-<p>“Under Providence let us hope so!” said the Bishop,
-encircled by a halo of fragrant cigar smoke. “Thank
-you, yes, I will take a whisky-and-soda. Without presumption,
-let us hope so, remembering, trusting in—arah—the—arah—the
-Divine assurance.”</p>
-
-<p>“You may take the assurance from me, my lord!”
-said the Distinguished Surgeon. He got up and went to
-the fireplace (carved by Adam), and leaned one elbow
-lightly on the mantelshelf—an easy attitude, but instinct
-with pride and power. “As I have said, Case One Thousand
-and One is a difficult case. I could name surgeons
-of repute who would have hesitated to operate; but,
-given the requisite skill and the necessary care, failure,
-I hold, is out of the question. I have never failed yet—I
-do not intend to fail. It’s impossible!”</p>
-
-<p>The second shrill, imperative summons of the telephone
-bell ended the Distinguished Surgeon’s sentence.</p>
-
-<p>“Tch! They’re ringing ye up on the telephone from
-somewhere,” said the Highgate Doctor.</p>
-
-<p>“Find out what they want, Donald, there’s a good
-fellow,” said the Distinguished Surgeon, buttonholed by
-the Bishop, whose urbane benevolence had creased into<span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">[277]</span>
-smiles tinctured with roguishness, as he related a clerical
-after-dinner story.</p>
-
-<p>And the Highgate Doctor rang back, and unhooked
-the receiver and cried: “Halloa?” and listened to the
-thin ghost of a voice that droned and tickled at his ear,
-and turned toward the Distinguished Surgeon a face
-that had suddenly been bleached of all color.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, who is it?” the Distinguished Surgeon asked.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s the House Surgeon at the Hospital. Perhaps
-ye would speak to him yourself?” the Highgate Doctor
-said thickly; and the Distinguished Surgeon, released
-by the chuckling Bishop, strolled over and took the
-Highgate Doctor’s place at the receiver.</p>
-
-<p>“Halloa! Yes, it’s Sir Arthur Blank!” he called, and
-the ghostly voice came back.... “One of the abdominal
-sections in the Mrs. Solomon Davis Ward ...
-Number Seven ... Mrs. Reed ... Hæmorrhage....
-Imminent danger ... collapse.... Come at once!”</p>
-
-<p>The Distinguished Surgeon glanced round, with eyes
-that were sunk in pits quite newly dug. The Bishop, still
-in his anecdotage, was buttonholing the King’s Counsel.
-Plainly they had not overheard. And as the Distinguished
-Surgeon took out his handkerchief and wiped the
-cold damps from a face that had gone gray and shiny, he
-knew relief. He avoided looking point-blank at the
-Highgate Doctor as he made his courteous excuses to
-his guests. “An urgent case—suddenly called away for
-an hour. My dear Lord, my dear Entwhistle, my dear
-Donald, entertain yourselves for that space of time, and
-don’t deprive me of a pleasant end to this delightful
-evening!”</p>
-
-<p>But the Bishop, recently wedded for the third time,
-took leave, accepting his host’s offer of dropping him
-at his hotel, and the pair got into fur coats and a snug<span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">[278]</span>
-ante-brougham and drove away together. Soon after,
-somebody from the Chancery Buildings came with
-an urgent summons for the King’s Counsel, and he
-melted away with regrets, and the Highgate Doctor sat
-in the luxurious consulting-room, and started at every
-stoppage of swift wheels in the streets.</p>
-
-<p>The silent servants came and looked to the fire, the
-Pompadour clock upon the mantel chimed eleven! And
-then, looking up out of a brown study, the Highgate
-Doctor saw his host returned, and started at his worn
-and haggard aspect. As the demure servant relieved
-him of his coat and hat, and vanished, the Distinguished
-Surgeon dropped into an easy-chair and sat shading his
-face with the right hand, whose steadiness he had so
-vaunted. And that infallible, unerring hand shook as
-if with palsy.</p>
-
-<p>The Highgate Doctor could bear no more....</p>
-
-<p>“O man,” he said—in moments of excitement his accent
-savored of from north of the Tweed—“dinna sit
-glowering and shaking there! I ken weel what has happened!
-Your pride has got the killing thrust; she is in
-her death-pangs at this minute I’m talking, and you
-stand face to face wi’ One you have denied! Am I richt
-or no?”</p>
-
-<p>The Distinguished Surgeon moved the shaking hand
-and said, not in the calm level tone the Highgate Doctor
-knew, but one jerky and uneven:</p>
-
-<p>“You are right! You shall know the truth, though it
-places my reputation at your mercy....”</p>
-
-<p>“Forget your reputation a meenute,” said the Highgate
-Doctor. “As to Case One Thousand and One ...
-is the woman dead?”</p>
-
-<p>“No ...” said the other—“no, I reached the Hospital<span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">[279]</span>
-in time ... we called up the chart-nurse and the Matron,
-had her taken up to the theater and——”</p>
-
-<p>“Found that ye had bungled—for once in your life!”
-said the Highgate Doctor. “And weel for you, if not for
-your patient, that it is so. The ligature had slipped, I
-take it, being insecurely tied?”</p>
-
-<p>The Distinguished Surgeon looked him steadily between
-the eyes and answered:</p>
-
-<p>“The ligature was not tied at all! A grosser instance
-of neglect I never met with.” He got up and leaned
-against the mantelshelf, folding his arms. “I said so
-pretty plainly, and I have made a minute on the Hospital
-register to that effect. I shall also draw the attention
-of the Committee to the matter without delay!”</p>
-
-<p>The Highgate Doctor blew his nose violently. His
-eyeglasses were misty.</p>
-
-<p>“Ye have censured yourself? Ye will report yourself?
-O man! I kenned ye were a great one, but ye have
-never been so great—in my eyes—as ye are this night!”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you!” said the Distinguished Surgeon, as the
-two men gripped hands. “And—Donald, old fellow—I
-am going to take a holiday!”</p>
-
-<p>“Where is the whisky-and-soda?” said the Highgate
-Doctor gleefully.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">[280]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">HIS SILHOUETTE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">“HE walked down Upper Bond Street, after leaving
-his chambers, half-way up on the left-hand side.
-The ground floor is occupied by the only London purveyor
-of American chewing-gum, who does a tremendous
-business in the imported article, and the shop is crowded
-all day by ladies, young and old, whose jaws, even in
-moments of repose from conversation, are in perpetual
-motion. Englishwomen do not yet chew gum. Let us
-hope that our wives, sweethearts, sisters, and cousins
-will be slow to acquire what, in my opinion, is an unpleasant
-habit, but too suggestive of arboreal tendencies
-inherited from anthropoid ancestors.”</p>
-
-<p>The man who was telling the story stretched out his
-hand across the coffee-cups to select a toothpick. The
-man who opposed him at the table promptly annexed
-the glass-and-silver receptacle containing the article required.</p>
-
-<p>“The original ape,” he said, “probably employed a
-twig. I cannot encourage you in a practice you so
-strongly denounce. Waiter, take these things away!
-Bonson, my good fellow, let us hear your story—if it is
-worth hearing. If not, keep it to yourself. The man
-began by walking down Bond Street. There is nothing
-original in that. I myself do it every day without being
-the hero of a story.”</p>
-
-<p>“This man was the hero of a tragedy,” said the man
-who was telling the story. “Other people might smile
-at it for a farce—it was a tragedy to him.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">[281]</span>“Where did the horror of it come in?” asked the other
-man.</p>
-
-<p>“Under Shelmadine’s waistcoat,” said the man who
-had been addressed as Bonson. “Shelmadine was losing
-his figure, which had been his joy and pride and the
-delight of the female eye ever since he left Oxford,
-without his degree, and, thanks to the influence of his
-uncle, Colonel Sir Barberry Bigglesmith, K.C.B., Assistant
-Under-Secretary to the Ordnance Office Council,
-took up a Second Division Higher-grade Clerkship at
-£280 per annum, which sufficiently supplemented his
-younger son’s allowance of £500 to make it feasible to
-get along with some show of decency—don’t you follow
-me?”</p>
-
-<p>“If I had followed this beggar down Upper Bond
-Street,” hinted the other man, knocking an ash off a
-long, slim High Dutch cigar, “where would he have led
-me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Into his tailor’s,” said the man who had been addressed
-as Bonson promptly. “He walked in there regularly
-every day on his way to the War Office. Clothes
-were his passion—in fact, he simply couldn’t live without
-clothes!”</p>
-
-<p>“Could we?” answered the other man simply.</p>
-
-<p>“I have heard that Europeans shipwrecked on the
-palm-fringed shores of a Pacific Island,” said Bonson,
-“have managed to do very well without them. Under
-those circumstances, let me tell you, Shelmadine would
-still have managed to be well dressed. He would have
-evolved style out of cocoa-fiber and elegance out of
-banana-leaves, or he would have died in the attempt. I
-am trying to convey to you that he had a genius for
-clothes. He evolved ideas which sartorial artists were
-only too happy to carry out. He gave bootmakers hints<span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">[282]</span>
-which made their reputations. He would run over to
-Paris every month or so to look at Le Bargy’s hat and
-cravats. He never told anyone where he got his walking
-sticks, but they were wonderful. I tell you——”</p>
-
-<p>“Every man likes to be well dressed,” said the man
-who was listening to the story, “but this beggar seems
-to have had coats and trousers on the brain.”</p>
-
-<p>“Rather,” said the narrator. “He thought of clothes,
-dreamed of clothes—lived for clothes alone. Garments
-were his fad, his folly, his passion, his mania, his dearest
-object in life. Men consulted him—men who wanted to
-be particularly well got-up couldn’t do better than put
-themselves in Shelmadine’s hands. He permitted no
-servile copying of the modes and styles he exhibited on
-his person. ‘Forge my name,’ he said to a fellow once,
-‘but never copy the knot of my necktie!’ Chap took the
-advice, and did forge his name—to the tune of £60.
-Shelmadine would not prosecute. He was planning an
-overcoat—a kind of Chesterfield, cut skirty—with which
-he made a sensation at Doncaster this year, and when a
-certain Distinguished Personage condescended to order
-one like it, Shelmadine made the three he had got, quite
-new, and wickedly expensive, into a parcel, poured on
-petrol, and applied a match. Shut himself up for three
-days, and appeared on the fourth with a perfectly new
-silhouette.”</p>
-
-<p>“A perfectly new what?” said the listener, with circular
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Shelmadine’s creed was that for a man to look thoroughly
-well dressed he must have a perfect silhouette.
-Every line about him must be perfect. The sweep of
-the shoulders, the spring of the hips, the arch over the
-instep, and so forth, must display the cut of scissors
-wielded by an artist—not a mere workman. Now, on<span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">[283]</span>
-this particular morning, not so very long ago, it had
-been brought home to him, as he looked in his full-length,
-quadruple-leaved, swing-balance, double lever-action
-cheval glass, that the reflection it gave back to
-him was not quite satisfactory. His silhouette did not
-satisfy him. Then all at once came with a rush the
-overwhelming discovery that he was——”</p>
-
-<p>“Getting potty,” said the listener. “Those Government
-clerkships play the devil with a man’s waist.
-Nothing to do but eat, drink, sleep, walk, or drive to
-the Office and sit in a chair gumming up envelopes or
-drawing heads on the blotting paper when you’re there,
-until you fall asleep. Once you’re asleep, you don’t
-wake till it’s time to go home. Consequently you develop
-adipose tissue.” He yawned.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you suppose,” asked the teller of the tale, with
-large contempt, “that Shelmadine lived the life of one
-of those human marmots—Shelmadine, a man so sensitively,
-keenly alive to the beauty of Shape, Form, Line,
-and Proportion? Do you dream that he lightly risked
-the inevitable result of indulgence in the pleasures of
-the table or the delights of drowsiness? If so, you are
-wrong. He rose at 5 a.m., winter and summer, in town
-or country, and after a hot bath, followed by a cold
-douche, pursued a course of physical exercises until
-seven, when he breakfasted on milkless tea, dry toast,
-or gluten biscuits”—the other man shuddered—“with,
-perhaps, a little plain boiled fish, its lack of flavor undisguised
-by Worcester sauce or any other condiment.”</p>
-
-<p>“Horrible!” said the other man. “I once tried....”</p>
-
-<p>“After breakfast, in all weathers, he walked five miles,
-within the Radius, returning to dress for the day. Anon
-he would saunter down Bond Street, look in at the shops,
-where he was adored, and criticize the new models submitted<span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">[284]</span>
-to him, as only Shelmadine could, show himself
-at his Club, stroll in the Park, and get to the Ordnance
-Office about eleven. The floors at Whitehall are solidly
-built, consequently his habit of jumping backward and
-forward over the office-table when he felt his muscles
-dangerously relaxed, met with little, if any, opposition
-in the Department. Dumb-bells, of course, were always
-ready to hand. At his Club the invariable luncheon
-supplied to him was the eye of a grilled cutlet, a glass of
-claret and water, eight stewed prunes, and, of course,
-more gluten biscuits. He shunned fat-forming foods
-more than he would the devil!”</p>
-
-<p>“And made his life a hell!” said the other man, with
-conviction.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear fellow,” said the relater, “you can’t understand
-what a man’s life is or is not until you have seen
-both sides of it. A Second Division Higher-Grade War
-Office clerkship allows of a good deal of liberty. Picture
-Shelmadine as the <i>enfant gâté</i> of Society, followed,
-stared at, caressed and courted, by the smartest feminine
-leaders of fashion, as well as by the swellest men, as
-the acknowledged Oracle in Clothes. There’s a position
-for a young man single-handed to have achieved. To
-be the vogue—the rage—the <i>coq de village</i>—the <i>village</i>
-being London—and at twenty-seven.”</p>
-
-<p>“Exhausting,” said the other man, “to keep up, but
-sufficiently agreeable. Quite sufficiently agreeable! And
-I realize that at the psychological moment, when the
-fellow discovered that his figure had begun to run to
-seed, he sustained a shock—kind of cold moral and
-mental <i>douche</i> a professional beauty gets when her toilet
-glass shows her the first crow’s-foot. Did your friend
-have hysterics and ask his valet for sal-volatile? I
-should expect it of him!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">[285]</span>“Shelmadine did not employ a man,” said the teller
-of the tale, fixing his eyeglass firmly in its place, “to do
-anything but brush his clothes. For all other purposes
-connected with the toilet he preferred a Swiss lady’s-maid.
-Do not misunderstand, my friend,” he added
-sternly, as the listener exploded in a guffaw of laughter.
-“<i>Honi soit</i> ... the rest of the quotation is familiar to
-you. And Mariette Duchâtel had been strongly recommended
-to him by his aunt, Lady Bigglesmith, as a most
-desirable person for the post of housekeeper. She was
-at least fifty—retained the archæological remains of
-good looks, and owned a moustache a buddin’ Guardsman
-might be jealous of, by Jingo! But her heart had
-remained youthful, or we may so conjecture.”</p>
-
-<p>“I begin to tumble to the situation of the swelling
-subject of your story,” said the other man, pouring out
-a Benedictine. “When your elderly housekeeper happens
-to be in love with you, it is bad enough. Things become
-complicated when the victim of your charms happens to
-be your maid. Continue!”</p>
-
-<p>“A visit to his tailor’s on the day on which my story
-begins,” said Bonson, “convinced Shelmadine that—in
-fact, his outlines were becoming indefinite. ‘This will
-not do, sir,’ said his tailor, a grave and himself a portly
-personage, ‘with your reputation for silhouette to keep
-up—and at your years. We will let out the garment one
-inch—a thing I decline to do even for Royal Personages,
-as destructive of the design—and as this is now the
-Autumn Season I recommend you to obtain leave.
-Klümpenstein in the Tyrol has a reputation for reducing
-weight; its waters have done wonders for several of my
-customers, and the Rittenberg affords several thousand
-feet of climbing opportunity to tourists who wish to be
-quickly rid of superfluous girth. But, first of all, I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">[286]</span>
-should consult Dr. Quox, of Harley Street. Good-morning.’</p>
-
-<p>“Quox of Harley Street went into Shelmadine’s case,
-elicited the fact that his maternal grandfather had
-turned the scale at twenty stone, that his mother, Lady
-Fanny, hadn’t seen her own shoe-buckles for eighteen
-years, except when the shoes weren’t on—don’t you
-twig?—and that he possessed what Quox pleased to call
-‘a record of family obesity.’ So Shelmadine, who, in
-spite of rigorous diet and redoubled physical exercises,
-kept getting more and more uncertain in his outlines,
-rushed frantically off to Klümpenstein in the Tyrol, with
-what was, for him, quite a limited wardrobe. He drank
-the water—infernally nasty, too—and climbed the Rittenberg
-religiously, without finding his lost silhouette.
-Only on the Dolomittenweg, a pine-shaded promenade
-of great promise in the flirtatious line, he did find—a
-girl. And, despite his anxiety with regard to his silhouette,
-they had an uncommonly pleasant time together.”</p>
-
-<p>“He had left his lady’s-maid behind, I presume?”
-hinted the listener.</p>
-
-<p>“He had,” said Bonson. “When he got back to London,
-though, Mariette met him with a shriek. ‘Heavens!’
-cried she, throwing up her hands, ‘the figure of Monsieur—the
-silhouette on which he justly prided himself, where—where
-has it gone? Hélas! those beautiful clothes
-that have arrived from the tailor’s during the absence of
-Monsieur—<i>jamais de la vie</i> will he be able to get into
-them, <i>j’en suis baba</i> in contemplating the extraordinary
-<i>embonpoint</i> of Monsieur.’</p>
-
-<p>“‘Hang it, Mariette!’ said Shelmadine, quite shocked;
-‘am I so beastly bulged as all that comes to?’ Mariette
-broke down at that, and went into floods of tears. It<span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">[287]</span>
-took the best part of a bottle of Cognac to bring her
-round, and then Shelmadine set about overhauling his
-wardrobe.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing would meet, I presume?” hinted the man
-who had been listening.</p>
-
-<p>“Not by three finger-breadths,” said the man who was
-telling the story. “Plowondllellm Wells in North Wales
-has got a kind of reputation for making stout kine lean.
-Shelmadine got extension of leave on account of bereavement....”</p>
-
-<p>“When a man loses his figure he may be said to be
-bereaved!” nodded the listener.</p>
-
-<p>“Shelmadine tried the Wells, without success. All he
-ate was weighed out in ounces, all he drank measured
-out with the most grudging care; nothing was allowed to
-enter his system that contained anything conducive to
-the accumulation of the hated tissue, but nothing could
-keep him from putting it on!”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor brute!” said the hearer.</p>
-
-<p>“He had gone to the Wells a distinctly roundabout
-figure. He came back a potty young man! Despair
-preyed upon his vitals without reducing his bulk, however.
-He saw ‘Slimaline’ advertised.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know,” said the listener. “A harmless vegetable
-compound which reduces the bulkiest middle-aged human
-figure of either sex in the course of a few weeks to
-the slender proportions of graceful youth. Three-and-sixpence
-a bottle, sent secretly packed, to any address
-in the United Kingdom. <i>Bis!</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“He then,” continued the narrator, “went in for
-‘Frosher’s Fat-Reducing Soap.’ Perhaps you are not
-acquainted with that compound, which is rubbed briskly
-into the—ah—the——”</p>
-
-<p>“Personality,” put in the other man.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">[288]</span>“... Until a strong lather is obtained. The lather
-proved ineffectual; Shelmadine took to stays.”</p>
-
-<p>“Phew!” puffed the other man.</p>
-
-<p>The first man continued:</p>
-
-<p>“As the weary weeks went on he was compelled to return
-to his desk at Whitehall—crouching in a taxicab to
-avoid observation. But concealment was useless. From
-the Department allotted to the Second Division Higher-Grade
-clerks the secret crept out, and Society pounced
-upon it and tore it to shreds, shrieking.”</p>
-
-<p>“Like ’em,” said the listener—“like ’em!”</p>
-
-<p>“That night, as Shelmadine sat in his dainty dressing-room
-surrounded by mountains of costly and elegant
-clothes, which, though only of the previous season’s
-make, would no longer accommodate his proportions,”
-went on Bonson—“lounging clothes, shooting clothes,
-walking clothes of all descriptions—London did not contain
-a wretcheder man. The exquisitely chosen waist-coats,
-the taffetas shirts of the once slim dandy of the
-War Office—a world too narrow for the fat man who
-now represented him were in piles about him. Dozens
-of lovely gloves in all the newest shades—squirrel-gray,
-dead-leaf yellow, Havana-brown, chrysanthemum-buff—were
-scattered around by the hands that were now too
-stout to wear them. Piles of boots—afternoon boots,
-with uppers of corduroy leather, gray, fawn, or the white
-antelope, emblematical of the blameless pattern of virtue;
-walking boots, shooting boots, and shoes of all descriptions;
-slippers in heliotrope, rose-petal pink, and
-lizard-skin green, obscured the furniture. The pedal
-extremities that had bulged beyond all reasonable limits
-must now be accommodated in large Number Nines.
-Even Shelmadine’s dressing gowns—foulard silk, lined
-with cashmere—had declined to contain him.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">[289]</span>“’Pon my word, you make me sorry for the idiot,”
-said the listener; “mere clothes-peg, as he seems to have
-been!”</p>
-
-<p>“Suicide—the thought of suicide had occurred to him.”</p>
-
-<p>“He ought to have swallowed a set of enamel evening
-buttons or a set of five jeweled tie-pins,” suggested the
-listener, “and taken leave of the world in an appropriate
-manner.”</p>
-
-<p>“I won’t go so far as to say that he would not have
-done something desperate,” continued the man who was
-telling the story, “had not Mariette—who may or may
-not have suspected that things were getting to a desperate
-pitch—appeared upon the scene. ‘Poor lamb! thou
-art in despair’—thus she addressed Shelmadine in the
-affectionate idiom with which her native language
-abounds—‘confide in Mariette, who alone can restore
-the silhouette that seems for ever lost to thee. Seems
-only, Monsieur; for at the bidding of me, myself, it will
-return. A little condition is attached to the recovery of
-thy figure, my child—not to be carried out if I cannot
-be as good as my word. <i>Passe moi la casse, je te passerai
-le séné.</i> All I want, Monsieur, is senna for my
-rhubarb—your written promise to marry Mariette
-Duchâtel, daughter of Marius Duchâtel, druggist of
-Geneva, if within three months you recover your beautiful
-figure. What do you say? Is it a bargain? Will
-you be fat and free, or slim and no longer single?
-Speak, then! You agree? <i>Pour sûr!</i> I thought you
-would!’”</p>
-
-<p>“And did he marry his lady’s-maid?” asked the listening
-man quite eagerly.</p>
-
-<p>“He did not,” said the teller of the tale, “though he
-was very near it. Fortunately for Shelmadine, the girl
-he had met on the Dolomittenweg Promenade stepped<span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">[290]</span>
-in. She was an American, original, independent, and
-determined. When Shelmadine wrote—on Ordnance
-Office paper—to her in Paris, saying that Fate had
-stepped in between them, and that she never could be
-his, she asked the reason why. Not getting a satisfactory
-answer, she ran over to London to see for herself
-... bringing her mother—a vast person, who wore a
-diamond tiara, mittens, and diamond shoulder-straps in
-the evening, and carried them in a hip-bag by day—with
-her.”</p>
-
-<p>“The American mother is an appendage,” said the
-listener, “rather than a necessity.”</p>
-
-<p>“The sight of Shelmadine, who had expanded like a
-balloon in the filling-shed since the happy days at
-Klümpenstein, was to Miss Van Kyper—Miss Mamie
-Van Kyper was her complete name,” went on the man
-who had been called Bonson—“an undoubted shock.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” agreed the man who was being told the
-story.</p>
-
-<p>“They met at the Carlton Hotel, where she had engaged
-a suite of reception-rooms for the interview.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not being quite certain whether one would hold
-Shelmadine?” suggested the other.</p>
-
-<p>“And the matter was thrashed out satisfactorily in
-five minutes, where an English girl would have taken
-five weeks. ‘I guess there’s a good deal more of you
-than ever either of us expected there would be,’ said
-Mamie; ‘but I’ve got to choose between having too
-much of the man I love, or nothing at all. And it seems
-mighty unreasonable—when I felt plum-sure at Klümpenstein
-that I could never have enough of you—that I
-should be miserable here in London because there happens
-to be a good deal more than there was then.’ With
-a gush of warm and affectionate devotion she twined<span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">[291]</span>
-her arms as far round Shelmadine as they would go,
-and he, in accepting the fate that made him the husband
-of Miss Mamie Van Kyper, renounced his silhouette
-for ever!”</p>
-
-<p>“But you said he got it back again!” said the second
-man.</p>
-
-<p>“He has,” said the first man.</p>
-
-<p>“Without the assistance of Mariette Duchâtel, daughter
-of Marius Duchâtel, herbalist, of Geneva?” queried
-the second man.</p>
-
-<p>“Mariette,” said the first man, “on finding Shelmadine
-indisposed to accept her offer, first attempted to commit
-suicide in a cistern; then threw up the sponge and made
-a clean breast of everything. A peculiar vegetable preparation,
-the secret of which she had had from her father,
-the herbalist of Geneva, administered in Shelmadine’s
-food, had caused the extraordinary accumulation of adipose
-tissue. The antidote, which she had promised to administer
-in the intervals of her own designs on my
-poor friend’s freedom, she confided to him, with bitter
-tears and many entreaties for forgiveness, before she
-went out of the Bond Street flat and Shelmadine’s life
-for ever.”</p>
-
-<p>“He married Miss Van Kyper immediately. He has
-an Assistant-Principal clerkship at the Ordnance Office;
-he has recovered his silhouette, but he no longer cares
-for clothes. You could scare rooks with him as he
-dresses now. Fact!”</p>
-
-<p>“Facts are confoundedly rummy things!” said the man
-who had been told the story.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">[292]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">A NOCTURNE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">“YOU look,” He said nastily, as She raised her disheveled
-<i>coiffure</i> and tear-blurred features from
-the center of a large muslin-flounced and covered cushion
-that sat at the end of the lounge that opened like a
-box, and held frilled petticoats—“you look like a wilted
-prize chrysanthemum.”</p>
-
-<p>She mechanically put up one hand to drive home deserting
-hairpins into the mass of hair He had, in the
-lyrical days of early passion, celebrated as Corinthian
-gold-bronze, in a halting sonnet of which he was now
-profoundly ashamed. Stifling the recurrent hiccough
-that accompanies a liberal effusion of tears, she stared
-at him blankly.</p>
-
-<p>A silver timepiece, a wedding present from His
-mother, who had objected to the match, struck the midnight
-hour. The thin sound of the last stroke, spun into
-tenuity by silence, died, and the clanking, hooting, nerve-shattering
-scurry of racing motor-buses went by like a
-wild hunt of iron-shackled fiends. A private car passed
-with its exhaust wailing like an exiled banshee, a belated
-hansom or two bowled along the sloppy asphalt,
-the raucous screech of a constable-defying nymph of the
-pavement rent the muggy air. He hardly heard it; he
-had been agreeing with his mother ever since the clock
-had struck. To-morrow he would go and look in at
-000, Sloane Street, and tell her that she had always
-known best. In imagination he was telling her so, when
-the sable-bordered tail of a dove-colored Indian cashmere<span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">[293]</span>
-dressing gown he had worshiped during the
-honeymoon swept across the feuille-rose carpet in the
-direction of the boudoir; Sada Yacco and Abé San,
-snub-nosed, blue-and-pink-bowed canine causes of the
-conjugal quarrel, joyously yelping in its wake.</p>
-
-<p>“Aren’t you going to bed?” He demanded.</p>
-
-<p>“You did not seem inclined to go to your dressing-room,”
-She returned with point, “and as I have to write
-an important letter, I may as well do it now!”</p>
-
-<p>He knew that the letter would be addressed to Her
-mother, who had also objected to the match, and would
-contain a daughter’s testimony to the correctness of the
-maternal judgment. Sada Yacco and Abé San, sitting
-on their haunches, with their pink tongues lolling, looked
-as though they knew it too. How he loathed those
-Japanese pugs! As he glared at them she gathered them
-up, one under each arm, protectingly.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be afraid!” He said, with the kind of laugh
-described by the popular novelist as grating; “I am not
-going to murder the little brutes, after paying thirty
-pounds for the pair.” This was a touch of practical
-economy that made Her lip curl. “What I say is, I
-decline to have those animals galloping over me in the
-middle of the night.”</p>
-
-<p>“It is the middle of the night now,” She said, concealing
-a yawn behind three fingers—his wedding ring
-and keeper upon one—“and they are not galloping over
-you. Men are supposed to be more logical than women.
-I have often wondered why since last May.”</p>
-
-<p>“We were married in May,” He said, folding his arms
-after a method much in favor with the popular novelist
-when heroes are grim.</p>
-
-<p>“It seems,” She said, rather drearily, “a long time
-ago.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">[294]</span>“If I had told you last May,” He retorted, “that I
-object to wake in the middle of the night with one
-Japanese pug snorting upon my—ah—my chest, and
-the other usurping the greater part of my pillow, you
-would have sympathized with my feeling, understood
-the objection, and relegated Sada Yacco and Abé San
-to their comfortable basket in the corner of the kitchen—or
-anywhere else,” he added hurriedly, seeing thievish
-early errand-boys on the tip of her tongue, “except your
-bedroom!”</p>
-
-<p>The popular novelist would have described her pose as
-“sculpturesque,” her expression as “fateful,” and her
-tone as “icy,” as She said:</p>
-
-<p>“The bedroom being mine, perhaps you will permit me
-to remind you that you possess one of your own, and
-that it is nearly one o’clock!”</p>
-
-<p>It was, in fact, a quarter-past twelve. But the door
-closed behind Him with such a terrific bang that the
-thready little utterance of the silver timepiece was completely
-unnoticed.</p>
-
-<p>She put her hand to her throat, as a leading actress
-invariably does in moments of great mental stress, and
-uttered a choking little laugh of sorrow and bitterness.
-Men were really like this, then! Fool, oh, fool, to
-doubt! Had she not read, had she not seen, had not
-other women whispered?... And had her mother not
-plainly told her that this man—now her husband!—was
-more like other men than any of the other men resembled
-others? She sobbed a few sobs, dried her eyes,
-and prepared for bed. But when arrayed in white
-samite, mystic and wonderful, with the traces of tears
-effaced by perfumed hot water, the pinkness of nose and
-eyelids ameliorated by a dab or two of powder, the
-gold-brown tresses He had once sonneted, and now<span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">[295]</span>
-sneered at, brushed out and beautiful, she took up the
-double basket owned by Sada Yacco and Abé San,
-placed it in the boudoir, returned for the canine couple,
-deposited them inside it, and then, resolutely shutting
-the door of communication upon their astonished countenances,
-got into bed, cast one indifferent glance at the
-twin couch adjoining, shrugged her shoulders, and
-switched off the light.</p>
-
-<p>“S’n’ff!”</p>
-
-<p>That was Abé San snuffing inquiringly at the bottom
-of the door. Sada Yacco joined him, and they snuffed
-together. It was impossible to sleep, especially when
-they began to discuss the situation in whimpers and
-short yelps. Then they began to race round the boudoir,
-barking in whimpers. Then, just as She had made up
-her mind to buy peace by letting them in, there was a
-sharp bark from Sada Yacco, a joyous scrape at a distant
-door, and a rattling of claws as the couple, emancipated
-from vile durance in the boudoir, joyously galloped
-down the passage. Then sleep soporifically stole
-over the senses of a wronged and brutally injured
-woman. It was not chilly, sloppy December: it was
-radiant July. She was not in a London flat. She was in
-a well-known back-water above Goring-on-Thames,
-cosy in a red-curtained punt, with a Japanese umbrella
-and two Japanese pugs and a husband, very handsome,
-almost quite new, madly devoted, not the quite plain,
-absolutely sulky, unspeakably disagreeable He now conjecturally
-snoring on the opposite side of the passage.
-And so She slept and dreamed.</p>
-
-<p>He was not asleep. Propped up in his own beautiful
-little bed in his own cosy dressing-room, he was smoking
-a long cigar, and, as a further demonstration of bachelor
-independence, a brandy and Apollinaris stood untouched<span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">[296]</span>
-beside him. By the electric light dangling over his head,
-where sardonically hung suspended a wooden Cupid—ha,
-ha!—he was perusing a book. She objected to reading
-in bed, that was why—ha, ha! again. The thin-paper
-volume, supposed to be an enlightening work on
-Oval Billiards, proved, by a tricky freak of Fate, to be
-an English translation of <i>Thus Spake Zarathustra</i>. This
-is what he read:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Calm is the bottom of my sea:</div>
-<div class="verse">Who would divine that it hideth droll monsters?</div>
-<div class="verse">Unmoved is my depth, yet it sparkleth with swimming enigmas and laughters.</div>
-<div class="verse">An imposing One saw I to-day—a solemn One, a penitent of the Spirit....</div>
-<div class="verse">Should he become weary of his imposingness, this imposing one....”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>There came a scratch at the bottom of the door, a
-snuffling sound, and a sneeze he knew well. What did
-Abé San straying about draughty passages by night?
-But it was no business of his. Let the beast’s owner
-see to it. He read on:</p>
-
-<p class="center">“Gracefulness belongeth to the generosity of the magnanimous.”</p>
-
-<p>Sada Yacco had joined her lord. Together they burrowed,
-mutually they snuffed. It was not to be borne.
-He got up and opened the door. Sada Yacco and Abé
-San rushed in, their tongues lolling, their eyes bulging
-with curiosity, and, after a brief excursion round the
-apartment, which they found small, fawned upon him
-with a sickening devotion. He scowled on the small
-black-and-white silky handfuls. Then he yielded to the
-impulse that plucked at his maxillary muscles and
-grinned. The little brutes were so painfully sorry for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">[297]</span>
-him. They were so clearly under the impression that
-he was in disgrace.</p>
-
-<p>He got back into bed, and lay there, grinning still, if
-unwillingly. Sada Yacco, with the forwardness of her
-sex, scrambled up and sat upon him. Abé San scratched
-at the coverlet imploringly, until, hoisted upward by the
-scruff, he, too, gained the desired haven. They had
-plainly come to stay, so He resigned himself with a
-sigh, switched off the electric light, and fell asleep before
-Abé San had turned round the regulation number of
-times.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile She, wakened by the toot of a belated
-motor-taxi, began to wonder whither the Japanese couple
-had strayed. Urged and wearied by the unbroken silence,
-she rose, arrayed herself in her dressing gown,
-armed herself with a lighted wax taper in a silver
-candlestick—another wedding present—and began a tour
-of discovery. The pugs had vanished. Had the maids
-yielded to their entreaties and taken them in? She
-listened at two doors; the steady snoring of the sleepers
-within was unmingled with snort or slumbering whimper
-of Sada and her mate. Then, returning, she noticed
-that His dressing-room door was open.</p>
-
-<p>Taper in hand, She went in. He was sound asleep,
-Sada Yacco sweetly slumbering on the surface covered
-by daylight with a waistcoat, Abé San curled up, a
-floss-silk ball, on the pillow by his ear. If he had seen
-her eyes as she bent over him, shading the light, he
-would have regained his old opinion of them in the
-twinkling of the tear She dropped upon His cheek.</p>
-
-<p>Don’t say there are no such things as guardian angels.
-His woke him up just as She kissed him—the kiss was
-so light it would not have wakened him by itself.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">[298]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE LAST EXPEDITION</h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">SUPPOSE that you see Captain Arthur Magellison,
-late of His Majesty’s Royal Navy, with the eyes
-of the writer’s remembrance, as a thick-set, fair man of
-middle height, neat in appearance and alert in bearing.
-His skin was a curious bleached bronze, and his wide-pupilled
-pale gray eyes, netted about with close, fine
-wrinkles, had looked on the awful desolation of the
-Arctic until something of its loneliness and terror had
-sunk into them and stamped itself upon the man’s brain,
-never to be effaced, or so it seemed to me. For his wife,
-once the marble Miss Dycehurst, who had not married
-a semi-Celebrity for nothing, took her husband much
-with her into London Society, and at gossipy dinner-tables
-and in crowded drawing-rooms; on the Lawn at
-Ascot and in a box on the Grand Stand at Doncaster,
-as on a Henley houseboat, and during a polo tournament
-at Ranelagh, I have seen Magellison, to all appearance
-perfectly oblivious of the gay and giddy world about
-him, sitting, or standing with folded arms and bent
-head, and staring out with fixed and watchful eyes, over
-Heaven knows what illimitable wastes of snow-covered
-land or frozen ocean....</p>
-
-<p>I have described Captain Arthur Magellison as a semi-Celebrity.
-Erstwhile Commander of the Third-class Armored
-Destroyer <i>Sidonia</i>, he became, after his severance
-from the Royal Navy, and by reason of the adventures
-and hardships by him undergone as leader of the Scottish
-Alaskan Coastal Survey Expedition of 1906-1908,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">[299]</span>
-something of a hero. A series of lectures, delivered at
-the Edinburgh Hall of Science, in the course of which
-the explorer, by verbal descriptions as well as cinematographic
-effects, completely disposed of the theory regarding
-the existence of a range of active volcanoes to
-the north of Alaska, previously accepted by the illuminati,
-made a sensation among scientists, and induced,
-in the case of Sir Jedbury Fargoe, F.R.G.S., M.R.I., a
-rush of blood to the cerebrum, followed by the breaking
-out of a Funeral Hatchment over his front door, a procession
-in slow time, with wreaths, palls, and feathers,
-and a final exit <i>per</i> trolley into the Furnace at Croking
-Crematorium.</p>
-
-<p>The Public, never having bothered about the volcanoes,
-remained unmoved by the intelligence of their
-non-existence, but the Professors and the Press shed
-much ink upon the subject. Upon a wave of which sable
-fluid Captain Arthur Magellison was borne, if not into
-the inner court, at least into the vestibule of the Temple
-of Fame. Then the wave, as is the way of waves, receded;
-leaving Magellison, by virtue of certain researches
-and discoveries in Natural History, Botany and
-Physiology, a Member of the Royal Institution, Associate
-of the Zoological Society, Fellow of the Institute
-of Ethnology, and the husband of the marble Miss Dycehurst.</p>
-
-<p>Never was a more appropriate sobriquet bestowed.
-Down in Clayshire, her native county, the statuesque
-Geraldine, orphan heiress of a wealthy landholder not
-remotely connected with the Brewing interests of his
-native isle, dispensed, under the protective auspices of a
-maternal aunt of good family—Miss Dycehurst’s
-mother’s deceased papa had wedded a portionless spinster
-of noble blood—dispensed, I say, a lavish but stony<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">[300]</span>
-hospitality. In London she went out a great deal, looking
-like a sculptured Minerva of the Græco-Latin school,
-<i>minus</i> the helmet but <i>plus</i> a tower of astonishing golden
-hair, received proposals from Eligibles and Ineligibles,
-petrified their makers with a single stare, and proceeded
-upon her marmorean way in maiden meditation, fancy
-free. Until she attended that series of lectures, delivered
-at the Edinburgh Hall of Science by the eminent
-Arctic Explorer, Captain Arthur Magellison.</p>
-
-<p>Society in Clayshire and Society in London expressed
-ardent curiosity to know how the engagement had been
-brought about? All that is known for certain is, that
-after the lecture, when the Explorer held a little reception
-in a draughty enclosure of green baize screens, Miss
-Dycehurst, looking rather like a mythical goddess of the
-Polar Regions, her frosty beauty crowned with its diadem
-of pale golden hair, and her fine shape revealed in
-greenish-blue, icily-gleaming draperies, asked a local
-magnate to present the lecturer, and met him at a public
-dinner given in his honor upon the following night.
-Later on in London, where the lecture was, by invitation
-of the learned heads of the nation, repeated, Miss Dycehurst
-with a large party occupied the second row of
-stalls. Later still, Magellison dined with the heiress at
-000, Chesterfield Crescent, her town address, and later
-still the couple were Hanover-Squared into one flesh. It
-was in May, and the sacred edifice was garlanded with
-white Rambler roses and adorned with lilies and smilax
-and palms. A Bishop tied the knot, and the choir rendered
-the anthem with exquisite effect, as well as “Fight
-the Good Fight” and “The Voice that Breathed——.”
-And the Bride, in dead white, with a swansdown train
-and a Malines veil, and ropes of pearls and brilliants,
-and a crown of diamond spikes that might have been<span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">[301]</span>
-sparkling icicles, gleaming and scintillating on the summit
-of her wonderful tower of hair, looked more like the
-Lady of the Eternal Snows than ever.</p>
-
-<p>No one knew whether the Magellisons’ married life
-was happy or the other thing. Suffice it, as the popular
-three-volume novelist used to say when not compelled to
-pad, that, to all outward seeming, the couple agreed.
-But I think that when the high tide of Fame receded (as
-during 1909, when the thrilling adventures of the dauntless
-explorer, Blank, were electrifying the newspaper-reading
-world, it certainly did, leaving nothing but a
-vague halo of heroism and adventure hanging about the
-name of Magellison, and a sedimentary deposit of honorary
-letters at the tail of it) the woman who had married
-Magellison knew disillusion. As for Magellison, he
-had always been a silent, absorbed and solitary man.
-And that strange look in those wide-pupilled pale gray
-eyes of his, the eyes of one who has lived through the
-half-year-long twilight of Arctic nights, and seen the
-ringed moon with her mock moons glimmer through the
-ghostly frost-fog, and the pale pink curving feathers of
-the Aurora Borealis stream across the ice-blue sky, and
-the awful crimson of the Polar Day rush up beyond the
-floe and strike the icy loneliness into new beauty and
-new terror—never changed. Perhaps, in discovering the
-true nature of his Geraldine, the Explorer found himself
-traversing a colder and more rugged desert than he had
-encountered when he led the Scottish-Northumbrian
-Polar Expedition in quest of those volcanic ranges
-proved to be non-existent—in Alaska to the North.</p>
-
-<p>I believe he really loved the woman he had married.
-I know that, while he acted as the unpaid steward of her
-estates, he spent nothing beyond his half-pay, eked out
-by articles which he wrote now and then for the kind of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_302">[302]</span>
-Scientific Review that rewards the contributor with ten
-shillings per page of one thousand words, <i>plus</i> the honor
-of having contributed. In his own houses—his wife’s, I
-should say—he was a pathetic nonentity. At 000 Chesterfield
-Crescent, and at Edengates in Clayshire, the recent
-Miss Dycehurst’s country seat, he hugged his own
-rooms, about which, arranged in cases and hung upon
-the walls, were disposed native weapons, stuffed birds,
-geological specimens, dried algæ, water-color sketches,
-and such trophies of the Survey Expedition as had not
-been presented by Magellison to needy museums. When
-his name appeared in newspaper-paragraphs as the
-writer of one of the articles referred to, or as the donor
-of such a gift, his wife would pluck him from his beloved
-solitude, and compel him to tread the social round with
-her. But as the slow years crept on, the man himself,
-long before the ebbing tide of Fame left a desolate
-stretch of seaweedy mud where its waters had heaved
-and whispered, was so rarely seen, in his wife’s company
-or out of it, that her all-but-newest friends believed Mrs.
-Arthur Magellison to be the wife of an incurable invalid,
-and the most recent were convinced that she was a
-widow. Proposals of marriage were sometimes made to
-the lady, who by the way was handsomer and stonier
-than ever, by Eligibles or Ineligibles laboring under this
-conviction.</p>
-
-<p>“I am extremely sensible of the honor you have done
-me,” said Mrs. Magellison upon one of these occasions,
-“but as a fact, my husband is alive. Which relieves me
-of the necessity—don’t you think?—of coming to a decision!”</p>
-
-<p>The man who had proposed, a barely middle-aged,
-extremely good-looking, well-made, well-bred Hawting-Holliday
-of Hirlmere, sufficiently endowed with ancient,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_303">[303]</span>
-if embarrassed, acres, and a sixteenth-century Baronetcy,
-to have tempted the marble Geraldine, had her frosty
-hand been disengaged, to its bestowal on him, was,
-though impecunious enough to be strongly attracted by
-the lady’s wealth, yet honestly enamored of her sculpturesque
-person. Consequently as the final syllable of the
-foregoing utterance fell from the lady’s lips, he assumed,
-for a fleeting instant or so, the rosy complexion of early
-adolescence, and stared upon the conquering Geraldine
-with blank and circular eyes. Then he said:</p>
-
-<p>“By—Jove! that does let me out, doesn’t it? My
-dear lady, I entreat you to consider me as prostrate in
-humiliation at your feet. With”—he felt over the surface
-of an admirably thought-out waistcoat for his eyeglass,
-which was still in his eye—“with sackcloth and
-ashes, and all the appropriate trimmings. Let me retrieve
-my character in your eyes by saying, that if it—ahem!—gives
-you any gratification to have a live husband
-at this juncture—I will endeavor to share the sentiment.
-But you really have run him as a Dark Horse,
-now haven’t you?”</p>
-
-<p>He lifted his eyebrows in interrogation, and the eyeglass
-leaped into the folds of his well-chosen cravat, the
-kind of subdued yet hopeful thing in shades a man of
-taste and brains would put on to propose in.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear Sir Robert,” Mrs. Magellison said, in well-chosen
-language and with an icy little smile, “I am not
-an adept in the use of sporting phraseology. Captain
-Magellison is of studious habits, retiring nature, and—shall
-I say?—an indolent disposition. It would not very
-well become me if I insisted on his society when he is
-not disposed to bestow it upon me, and therefore I generally
-go out alone. When, unless I give a formal dinner,
-upon which an occasion my husband must necessarily<span class="pagenum" id="Page_304">[304]</span>
-take his place at the other end of the board—when
-I entertain intimates——”</p>
-
-<p>“You put your people at a round table,” said Hawting-Holliday
-of Hirlmere. “And a round table is the very
-deuce—and—all for obliterating a husband!” He found
-his eyeglass and screwed it firmly in.</p>
-
-<p>“I do not altogether blame the table,” said Mrs.
-Magellison coldly. “Because, upon nine occasions out
-of ten my husband prefers a cutlet in his rooms. Pray
-do not suppose that I find fault with the preference. He
-is not by nature sociable, as I have said, and prefers to
-follow, at Edengates and in Scotland and in Paris, as
-well as here in town, his own peculiar bent. And what
-that is you are probably aware?” She turned her head
-with a superb movement, and her helmet of pale hair
-gleamed in the wintry sunshine that streamed through
-the lace blinds of the Chesterfield Crescent drawing-room.</p>
-
-<p>“I had a general idea,” said the man she addressed,
-who, hampered in early life by the fact of being born a
-Hawting-Holliday of Hirlmere, had not succeeded in
-being anything else, “that the late—I beg your pardon!—the
-present Captain Magellison was—I should say
-is—a Scientific Buffer—of sorts!”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Magellison smiled coldly and rose.</p>
-
-<p>“The term you employ is slang, of course,” she said,
-“but it is quite appropriate and really descriptive. My
-husband was once a famous man, he is now a Scientific
-Buffer—and as you say—of sorts. Would you like to
-see him?”</p>
-
-<p>She moved to the drawing-room door and turned her
-head with another fine movement, and Hawting-Holliday’s
-eclectic taste was charmed with the sculpturesque
-pose. He followed her and they crossed a landing, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_305">[305]</span>
-Mrs. Magellison knocked at the door of one of a suite
-of rooms that had been thrown out over what had been
-a back-yard. And as nobody said “Come in,” she entered,
-followed by the visitor.</p>
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>The room was long, carpeted but uncurtained, and
-lighted by that most depressing of all forms of illumination,
-a skylight. Dwarf bookcases ran round it, and the
-walls were covered with frames and glass cases, primitive
-weapons, and a multitude of quaint and curious
-things. There was a low couch, covered with seal skins
-and feather rugs, and a leather writing-chair was set at
-the table, which had on it a fine microscope and many
-scientific instruments, of which the uses were unknown
-to the head of the Hawting-Hollidays of Hirlmere.
-Piles of dusty papers there were, and a couple of battered
-ship’s logs, stained and discolored by sea-water
-and grease. And in the writing-chair, with his feet on a
-magnificent Polar bear-skin and the receiver of a telephone
-at his ear, sat the Scientific Buffer of sorts, staring
-fixedly before him, apparently over an illimitable waste
-of frozen drift-ice covering uncharted Polar seas.</p>
-
-<p>“Arthur!” said Mrs. Magellison, with a cold kind of
-impatience, rattling the handle of the door as if to attract
-his attention. He came back with a start and hung
-up the receiver, and rose. He had a simple, courteous
-manner that won upon the suitor who had just proposed
-to his wife; and oddly enough, the appearance of a servant
-with a message that summoned the lady to an interview
-with her <i>modiste</i> was not greatly regretted by
-Hawting-Holliday.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_306">[306]</span>“I have seen you before, of course,” said his host,
-making him free of a rack of Esquimaux pipes and pushing
-over a jar of Navy-cut.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you though?” rose to the visitor’s lips, but the
-words were not allowed to escape. Looking round he
-saw that there were piles of receipted accounts, and orderly
-piles of tradesmen’s books upon the table with the
-reams of dusty MSS., and as servants came in for orders
-and went away instructed, and messages were telephoned
-to various purveyors, Hawting-Holliday arrived at the
-conclusion that Mrs. Magellison’s husband was regarded
-less in that capacity by Mrs. Magellison and her household
-than as major-domo, head-bailiff and house-steward.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>The two men chatted a little, and presently one spoke
-while the other listened. The capacity for hero-worship
-is quick in every generous nature, and the extravagant,
-impoverished, high-bred county gentleman and man-about-town
-was conscious that this modest, absent-minded
-little ex-naval Commander was of the stuff that
-went to build great heroes. Franklin and Nansen were
-brothers to this man, and that the justly-honored names
-of Shackleton and Peary, and the cognomen of Cook
-(King of terminological inexactitudinarians), were hot
-upon the public’s mouths just then, mattered nothing to
-Hawting-Holliday, as he heard how in the year of Our
-Lord Nineteen Hundred and Six, ten men sailed from
-San Francisco for Bering Sea on board a sixty-ton
-schooner, to settle the question of the existence of Undiscovered
-Ranges of Volcanic Origin in Alaska to the
-North. And how great storms and awful blizzards hindered
-the Coastal Survey Expedition, and sickness crippled
-its members, yet they struggled gamely on.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_307">[307]</span>“Good God!” said Hawting-Holliday, whose pipe had
-long since gone out. He heard next how the Expedition
-suffered the loss of their ship and all their stores, and
-how their leader sent his crew home by a passing whaler
-and, for the enlargement of his own experience, chose to
-journey back to civilization along the Alaskan coast,
-three thousand miles of solitary sledge-traveling, aided
-only by the Esquimaux he chanced on in his terrible
-journey. And as he went on narrating in his calm and
-even voice, enforcing a point by a modest gesture of the
-hand that had lost the top-joints of the first and second
-fingers, and sometimes looking through and beyond the
-face of the listener with those strange, sorrowful, far-away
-eyes, what he related the other man saw, and——</p>
-
-<p>“Good Lord!” said Hawting-Holliday again, “what
-an Odyssey the whole thing is! And so you got back to
-Ithaca after eighteen months of tramping it on your
-lonesome along a frozen coast and sleeping in holes dug
-in the snow, and living on blubber and seal-meat or
-boiled skin-boots when you couldn’t get anything else;
-and gathering knowledge and experience when there
-wasn’t even reindeer moss to scrape off the rocks!” He
-got up and held out his hand. “As a perfectly useless
-and idle kind of beggar, I don’t know that my sincere
-admiration and respect are worth having, Captain, but
-if they were!——”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>He gulped, and went, quite clumsily, away, but came
-back again, and so a friendship grew between the “perfectly
-useless and idle kind of beggar,” Hawting-Holliday,
-and the hero of the three-thousand-mile tramp back
-to Civilization. Perhaps Hawting-Holliday had really
-never been seriously attached to the handsome piece of
-statuary that bore Magellison’s name. It is certain that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_308">[308]</span>
-her cold neglect and open contempt of her husband
-eventually kindled the wrath of Magellison’s newly-won
-champion to boiling-point. Not that the Captain gave
-any perceptible sign of suffering under the icy blizzard
-of his wife’s scorn. Endurance was the lesson he had
-learned best of all, and he agreed with her in regarding
-himself as a Failure.</p>
-
-<p>“A beautiful and gifted woman has a right to be
-ambitious for the man she marries,” he said once to
-Hawting-Holliday. “And if he has no power to keep at
-high-level, if he makes no more way than a schooner
-frozen in the floe, it is natural that she should feel keenly
-disappointed and—and manifest the feeling by a—a certain
-change of attitude as regards him.”</p>
-
-<p>“The schooner may be frozen in the floe, Captain,”
-said Hawting-Holliday, lounging in the window-seat of
-the Captain’s big, bare room at Edengates, that was—only
-barring the skylight—exactly like the Captain’s
-other big bare room at 000, Chesterfield Crescent. “But
-the floe is traveling all the time. That’s a bit of scientific
-information that I got from you. And I rather
-pride myself on applying it neatly.”</p>
-
-<p>The Captain looked hard at him, and Hawting-Holliday
-noticed for the first time that the curly fair hair
-that topped the deep-lined pale-bronze face was growing
-white. Then Magellison said, with a queer smile:</p>
-
-<p>“You have found me out, I see! And yet I thought I
-had kept the secret—or rather, the arrangement, quite
-closely. But on the whole I’m rather glad you guessed.
-For I like you, young man”—Hawting-Holliday was at
-least thirty-five—“and I shall give you the parting
-hand-shake with sincere regret—with very sincere regret,
-when the ice breaks up and the little engine helps
-the hoisted sails, and the floe-bound vessel that never<span class="pagenum" id="Page_309">[309]</span>
-really stopped, although her journey was only of inches
-in the month—moves on not North but South, along the
-thawed and open sea-lanes——”</p>
-
-<p>He stopped, for Hawting-Holliday dropped his pipe
-and got off the window-seat, and caught the maimed
-right hand and wrung it until its owner winced.</p>
-
-<p>“You gave me credit for too much perspicuity, Captain.
-I hadn’t seen as much as the cat’s tail until you
-let her out of the bag. Where are you going, man, and
-when do you go?”</p>
-
-<p>Briefly, Magellison told him.</p>
-
-<p>“All right, Captain,” said Hawting-Holliday. “You’re
-going to take charge of the Steam and Sail Antarctic
-Geological Research Expedition, financed by the Swedish
-Government, sailing from Plymouth for King Edward
-Land in April, so as to get the summer months of December,
-January, and February for exploration, botanizing,
-deep-sea-dredging, and scientific observations.
-You calculate on being away not quite three years.
-Very well, but remember this! If you don’t turn up in
-three years’ time and no definite news has reached us as
-to your whereabouts, the most useless and idle dog of
-my acquaintance—and that’s myself—will take the liberty
-to come and look for you. I swear it—by the Great
-Barrier and the Blue Antarctic Ooze!”</p>
-
-<p>They shook hands upon it, laughing at the humorous
-idea of the Captain’s not coming back, and a little later
-the news of her husband’s impending departure was imparted,
-<i>per</i> the medium of the Press, to the marmorean
-lady to whom the explorer had frozen himself some few
-years previously. She was radiant with smiles at the
-revival of newspaper interest in Magellison, and postponed
-her spring visit to the Riviera for the purpose of
-giving a series of Departure Dinners in honor of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_310">[310]</span>
-Captain. All the leading scientific lights of the day
-twinkled in turn about the board. And Geraldine wore
-all her diamonds, and was exceedingly gracious to her
-Distinguished Man. She saw him off from Plymouth,
-one balmy April day, and shed a few discreet tears in a
-minute and filmy pocket handkerchief as the Swedish
-oak-built, schooner-rigged steamship-sailer <i>Selma</i> ran up
-the Swedish colors and curtsied adieu to English waters
-at the outset of the long South Atlantic voyage, and the
-petrol steam-launch containing the friends and relatives
-of the Expedition rocked in her wake, and the red-eyed
-people crowding on the oily-smelling little vessel’s decks
-raised a quavering farewell cheer. Two men stood together
-at the <i>Selma’s</i> after-rail: a short, square man of
-muscular build, with a slight stoop that told of scholarly
-habits, and thick, fair hair, streaked with white, and a
-deeply-lined, clean-shaven face, with pale, far-seeing
-eyes that were set in a network of fine wrinkles. The
-other man was Hawting-Holliday, who had announced
-his intention, at the last minute, of accompanying the
-Expedition as far as Madeira for the sake of the sea-blow.</p>
-
-<p>“Tell Geraldine I shall mail home from the Cape and
-Melbourne,” the leader of the Expedition said, three
-days later, as the boat that was to convey Hawting-Holliday
-ashore bobbed under the <i>Selma’s</i> side-ladder in
-a clamoring rout of tradesmen’s luggers and Funchal
-market-flats. “Tell her I shall certainly communicate
-from Lyttelton, and after that she must trust to luck
-and homeward-bound whalers for news of me.” He
-wrung Hawting-Holliday’s hand, and added, “And in
-case—anything should happen to me—not that such a
-chance is worth speaking of!—I know that I can rely
-upon you to act towards my—my dear girl as a friend!”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_311">[311]</span>
-The Captain’s voice shook a little, and a mist was over
-those clear, wide-pupilled, far-away-gazing gray eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“I promise you that, faithfully,” said Hawting-Holliday,
-and gripped the maimed right hand of the man he
-loved as a brother, and went down over the side of the
-<i>Selma</i> with a sore heart.</p>
-
-<p>That was in April, 1910, and news of the loss of the
-<i>Selma</i>, in the ice of the Antarctic Circle was cabled from
-Honolulu at the beginning of last month. An American
-Antarctic Expedition, having concluded a mission of exploration
-in the summer season of 1910, finding upon the
-coast of King Edward Land the few survivors of the
-Swedish Steam and Sail Antarctic Research Expedition
-making preparations to winter in a wooden hut built out
-of the wreckage of their teak-built sailing-steamer—rescued
-and carried them on their homeward route. The
-saved men, later interviewed at San Francisco, were
-unable to give news of their leader, save that the Captain,
-taking a dog-sledge and a little stock of provisions
-and instruments, and a hearty leave of all of them,
-turned that lined bronze face of his and those eyes with
-the far-away look in their wide pupils, to the dim, mysterious,
-uncharted regions lying South, in the lap of the
-mysterious Unknown, and with a wave of a fur-gloved
-hand, was lost in them.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>“He is dead, Arthur is dead!” moaned Geraldine
-Magellison, in the depths of conjugal anguish and a lace-covered
-sofa-cushion, when the Press and Hawting-Holliday
-broke the news between them. “Dead!—and I
-loved him so—I loved him so!”</p>
-
-<p>“It is a pity, under the circumstances,” said Hawting-Holliday,
-carrying out his promise of being a friend to
-Magellison’s wife by telling that wife the truth, “that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_312">[312]</span>
-you were so economical in your expressions of affection.
-For I do not think that when the Captain left you he
-had any remaining illusions as to the nature of your
-regard for him.”</p>
-
-<p>“How cruel you are—how cruel!” gasped Geraldine,
-as her maid bore in a salver piled with the regrets of
-Learned Societies and the sympathy of distinguished
-Personages and private friends.</p>
-
-<p>“Let me for once use the trite and hackneyed saying
-that I am cruel only to be kind!” said Hawting-Holliday,
-emphatically, “and that I speak solely in the interests
-of—a friend whom I love.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Magellison flushed to the roots of her superb
-golden hair, and consciously drooped her scarcely-reddened
-eyelids as she held up a protesting hand.</p>
-
-<p>“No, no, Sir Robert!” she pleaded. “If I—as you
-infer—have gravely erred in lack of warmth toward
-poor, poor, dearest Arthur! let me at least be ungrudging
-in respect of his great memory. Forget what you have
-said, carried away by a feeling which in honor you subdued
-after the rude awakening of many months ago, and
-do not revert to—the subject for—for <i>at least</i> a year to
-come!”</p>
-
-<p>At that Hawting-Holliday got upon his legs, and
-thrusting his hands deep into his trouser-pockets, made
-the one and only harangue of his existence.</p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Magellison, when you suggest that in the very
-hour when the intelligence of grave disaster to your husband’s
-vessel has reached us, I am capable of addressing
-you in what the poetic faculty term—Heaven knows how
-idiotically and falsely!—the language of love, <i>you</i>
-gravely err. The friend in whose interests I spoke just
-now, was—your husband. <i>Is</i> your husband—for I do
-not accept by any means the theory that because he has<span class="pagenum" id="Page_313">[313]</span>
-been lost sight of, he is dead. I believe him to be living.
-I shall go on believing this until I see his body, or meet
-with some relics of him that supply me—his friend!—with
-the evidence that you, his wife, are so uncommonly
-ready to dispense with.”</p>
-
-<p>His eyes burned her with their contempt. She gasped:</p>
-
-<p>“You—you mean that you are going South to try and
-find him?”</p>
-
-<p>“You comprehend my meaning perfectly,” said Hawting-Holliday,
-and bowed to Mrs. Magellison with ironical
-deference and left her.</p>
-
-<p>He was, though not a wealthy man, far from being a
-poor one. He chartered a stout vessel that was lying in
-Liverpool Docks, the Iceland Coast Survey Company’s
-steam-and-sail schooner <i>Snowbird</i>, and equipped and
-provisioned and manned her with a speed and thoroughness
-that are seldom found in combination. The <i>Snowbird’s</i>
-own skipper goes in charge of his ship, but Hawting-Holliday
-is the Leader of the Expedition.</p>
-
-<p>And yesterday the <i>Snowbird</i> sailed, in search of that
-man who has been swallowed up by the great Conjecture.
-And of this I am sure, that whether Hawting-Holliday
-succeeds or fails, lives or dies, he will grasp the hand of
-his friend again Somewhere. Either upon this side of
-the Great Gray Veil that hangs in the doorway of the
-Smoky House, or upon the other....</p>
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