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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol.
-II., No. 6, May, 1836, by Various
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-Title: The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 6, May, 1836
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SOUTHERN LITERARY
-MESSENGER, VOL. II., NO. 6, MAY, 1836 ***
-
-
-THE SOUTHERN LITERARY MESSENGER:
-
-DEVOTED TO EVERY DEPARTMENT OF LITERATURE AND THE FINE ARTS.
-
-
-Au gré de nos desirs bien plus qu'au gré des vents.
- _Crebillon's Electre_.
-
-As _we_ will, and not as the winds will.
-
-
-RICHMOND:
-T. W. WHITE, PUBLISHER AND PROPRIETOR.
-1835-6.
-
-
-{349}
-
-
-SOUTHERN LITERARY MESSENGER.
-
-VOL. II. RICHMOND, MAY, 1836. NO. VI.
-
-T. W. WHITE, PROPRIETOR. FIVE DOLLARS PER ANNUM.
-
-
-
-
-MSS. OF BENJ. FRANKLIN.[1]
-
-[Footnote 1: These pieces from the pen of Dr. Franklin have never
-appeared in any edition of his works, and are from the manuscript book
-which contains the Lecture and Essays published in the April number of
-the Messenger.]
-
-
-_Mr. Gazetteer_,--I was highly pleased with your last week's paper
-upon SCANDAL, as the uncommon doctrine therein preached is agreeable
-both to my principles and practice, and as it was published very
-seasonably to reprove the impertinence of a writer in the foregoing
-Thursday's Mercury, who, at the conclusion of one of his silly
-paragraphs, laments forsooth that the fair sex are so peculiarly
-guilty of this enormous crime: every blockhead, ancient and modern,
-that could handle a pen, has, I think, taken upon him to cant in the
-same senseless strain. If to _scandalize_ be really a crime, what do
-these puppies mean? They describe it--they dress it up in the most
-odious, frightful and detestable colors--they represent it as the
-worst of crimes, and then roundly and charitably charge the whole race
-of womankind with it. Are not they then guilty of what they condemn,
-at the same time that they condemn it? If they accuse us of any other
-crime they must necessarily scandalize while they do it; but to
-scandalize us with being guilty of scandal, is in itself an egregious
-absurdity, and can proceed from nothing but the most consummate
-impudence in conjunction with the most profound stupidity.
-
-This, supposing as they do, that to scandalize is a crime; which you
-have convinced all reasonable people is an opinion absolutely
-erroneous. Let us leave then, these select mock-moralists, while I
-entertain you with some account of my life and manners.
-
-I am a young girl of about thirty-five, and live at present with my
-mother. I have no care upon my head of getting a living, and therefore
-find it my duty as well as inclination to exercise my talent at
-CENSURE for the good of my country folks. There was, I am told, a
-certain generous emperor, who, if a day had passed over his head in
-which he had conferred no benefit on any man, used to say to his
-friends, in Latin, _Diem perdidi_, that is, it seems, _I have lost a
-day_. I believe I should make use of the same expression, if it were
-possible for a day to pass in which I had not, or missed, an
-opportunity to scandalize somebody: but, thanks be praised, no such
-misfortune has befel me these dozen years.
-
-Yet whatever good I may do, I cannot pretend that I at first entered
-into the practice of this virtue from a principle of public spirit;
-for I remember that when a child I had a violent inclination to be
-ever talking in my own praise, and being continually told that it was
-ill-manners and once severely whipped for it, the confined stream
-formed itself a new channel, and I began to speak for the future in
-the dispraise of others. This I found more agreeable to company and
-almost as much so to myself: for what great difference can there be
-between putting yourself up or putting your neighbor down? _Scandal_,
-like other virtues, is in part its own reward, as it gives us the
-satisfaction of making ourselves appear better than others, or others
-no better than ourselves.
-
-My mother, good woman, and I, have heretofore differed upon this
-account. She argued that Scandal spoilt all good conversation, and I
-insisted that without it there would be no such thing. Our disputes
-once rose so high that we parted tea-tables, and I concluded to
-entertain my acquaintance in the kitchen. The first day of this
-separation we both drank tea at the same time, but she with her
-visitors in the parlor. She would not hear of the least objection to
-any one's character, but began a new sort of discourse in some such
-queer philosophical manner as this: _I am mightily pleased sometimes,_
-says she, _when I observe and consider that the world is not so bad as
-people out of humor imagine it to be. There is something amiable, some
-good quality or other in every body. If we were only to speak of
-people that are least respected, there is such a one is very dutiful
-to her father, and methinks has a fine set of teeth; such a one is
-very respectful to her husband; such a one is very kind to her poor
-neighbors, and besides has a very handsome shape; such a one is always
-ready to serve a friend, and in my opinion there is not a woman in
-town that has a more agreeable air or gait._ This fine kind of talk,
-which lasted near half an hour, she concluded by saying, _I do not
-doubt but every one of you has made the like observations, and I
-should be glad to have the conversation continued upon this subject._
-Just at this juncture I peeped in at the door, and never in my life
-before saw such a set of simple vacant countenances. They looked
-somehow neither glad nor sorry, nor angry nor pleased, nor indifferent
-nor attentive; but (excuse the simile) like so many images of rye
-dough. I, in the kitchen, had already begun a ridiculous story of Mr.
-----'s intrigue with his maid, and his wife's behavior on the
-discovery; at some of the passages we laughed heartily; and one of the
-gravest of mamma's company, without making any answer to her discourse
-got up _to go and see what the girls were so merry about_: she was
-followed by a second, and shortly by a third, till at last the old
-gentlewoman found herself quite alone, and being convinced that her
-project was impracticable came herself and finished her tea with us;
-ever since which _Saul also has been among the prophets_, and our
-disputes lie dormant.
-
-By industry and application I have made myself the centre of all the
-scandal in the province; there is little stirring but I hear of it. I
-began the world with this maxim, that no trade can subsist without
-returns; and accordingly, whenever I received a good story, I
-endeavored to give two or a better in the room of it. My punctuality
-in this way of dealing gave such encouragement that it has procured me
-an incredible deal of business, which without diligence and good
-method it would be impossible for me to go through. For besides the
-stock of defamation thus naturally flowing in upon me, I practice an
-art by which I can pump {350} scandal out of people that are the least
-inclined that way. Shall I discover my secret? Yes; to let it die with
-me would be inhuman. If I have never heard ill of some person I always
-impute it to defective intelligence; _for there are none without their
-faults, no, not one_. If she be a woman, I take the first opportunity
-to let all her acquaintance know I have heard that one of the
-handsomest or best men in town has said something in praise either of
-her beauty, her wit, her virtue, or her good management. If you know
-any thing of human nature, you perceive that this naturally introduces
-a conversation turning upon all her failings, past, present and to
-come. To the same purpose and with the same success I cause every man
-of reputation to be praised before his competitors in love, business,
-or esteem, on account of any particular qualification. Near the times
-of election, if I find it necessary, I commend every candidate before
-some of the opposite party, listening attentively to what is said of
-him in answer. But commendations in this latter case are not always
-necessary and should be used judiciously. Of late years I needed only
-observe what they said of one another freely; and having for the help
-of memory taken account of all informations and accusations received,
-whoever peruses my writings after my death, may happen to think that
-during a certain time the people of Pennsylvania chose into all their
-offices of honor and trust, the veriest knaves, fools and rascals, in
-the whole province. The time of election used to be a busy time with
-me, but this year, with concern I speak it, people are grown so good
-natured, so intent upon mutual feasting and friendly entertainment,
-that I see no prospect of much employment from that quarter.
-
-I mentioned above that without good method I could not go through my
-business. In my father's life time I had some instruction in accounts,
-which I now apply with advantage to my own affairs. I keep a regular
-set of books and can tell at an hour's warning how it stands between
-me and the world. In my _Daybook_ I enter every article of defamation
-as it is transacted; for scandals _received in_ I give credit, and
-when I pay them out again I make the persons to whom they respectively
-relate, _Debtor_. In my _Journal_, I add to each story, by way of
-improvement, such probable circumstances as I think it will bear, and
-in my _Ledger_ the whole is regularly posted.
-
-I suppose the reader already condemns me in his heart for this
-particular of _adding circumstances_, but I justify this part of my
-practice thus. It is a principle with me that none ought to have a
-greater share of reputation than they really deserve; if they have, it
-is an imposition upon the public. I know it is every one's interest,
-and therefore believe they endeavor to conceal all their vices and
-follies; and I hold that those people are _extraordinary_ foolish or
-careless, who suffer one-fourth of their failings to come to public
-knowledge. Taking then the common prudence and imprudence of mankind
-in a lump, I suppose none suffer above one-fifth to be discovered;
-therefore, when I hear of any person's misdoing, I think I keep within
-bounds, if in relating it I only make it three times worse than it is;
-and I reserve to myself the privilege of charging them with one fault
-in four, which for aught I know they may be entirely innocent of. You
-see there are but few so careful of doing justice as myself; what
-reason then have mankind to complain of _Scandal_? In a general way
-the worst that is said of us is only half what might be said, if all
-our faults were seen.
-
-But alas! two great evils have lately befallen me at the same time; an
-extreme cold that I can scarce speak, and a most terrible toothache
-that I dare hardly open my mouth. For some days past I have received
-ten stories for one I have paid; and I am not able to balance my
-accounts without your assistance. I have long thought that if you
-would make your paper a vehicle of scandal, you would double the
-number of your subscribers. I send you herewith accounts of four
-knavish tricks, two * * *, five * * * * *, three drubbed wives, and
-four henpecked husbands, all within this fortnight; which you may, as
-articles of news, deliver to the public, and if my toothache continues
-shall send you more, being in the mean time your constant reader,
-
-ALICE ADDERTONGUE.
-
-
-I thank my correspondent, Mrs. Addertongue, for her good will, but
-desire to be excused inserting the articles of news she has sent me,
-such things being in reality no news at all.
-
- * * * * *
-
-QUERIES TO BE ASKED THE JUNTO.
-
-Whence comes the dew that stands on the outside of a tankard that has
-cold water in it in the summer time?
-
-Does the importation of servants increase or advance the wealth of our
-country?
-
-Would not an office of insurance for servants be of service, and what
-methods are proper for the erecting such an office?
-
- * * * * *
-
-Whence does it proceed that the proselytes to any sect or persuasion,
-generally appear more zealous than those that are bred up in it?
-
-_Answer_. I suppose that people BRED in different persuasions are
-nearly zealous alike. Then he that changes his party is either sincere
-or not sincere: that is, he either does it for the sake of the
-opinions merely, or with a view of interest. If he is sincere and has
-no view of interest, and considers before he declares himself how much
-ill will he shall have from those he leaves, and that those he is
-about to go among will be apt to suspect his sincerity: if he is not
-really zealous, he will not declare; and therefore must be zealous if
-he does declare.
-
-If he is not sincere, he is obliged at least to put on an appearance
-of great zeal, to convince the better his new friends that he is
-heartily in earnest, for his old ones he knows dislike him. And as few
-acts of zeal will be more taken notice of than such as are done
-against the party he has left, he is inclined to injure or malign them
-because he knows they contemn and despise him. Hence one Renegado is
-(as the Proverb says) worse than ten Turks.
-
- * * * * *
-
-SIR,--It is strange, that among men who are born for society and
-mutual solace, there should be any who take pleasure in speaking
-disagreeable things to their acquaintance. But such there are I assure
-you, and I should be glad if a little public chastisement might be any
-means of reforming them. These ill-natured people study a man's
-temper, or the circumstances of his life, {351} merely to know what
-disgusts him, and what he does not care to hear mentioned; and this
-they take care to omit no opportunity of disturbing him with. They
-communicate their wonderful discoveries to others, with an ill-natured
-satisfaction in their countenances, _say such a thing to such a man
-and you cannot mortify him worse_. They delight (to use their own
-phrase) in seeing galled horses wince, and like flies, a sore place is
-a feast to them. Know, ye wretches, that the meanest insect, the
-trifling musqueto, the filthy bug have it in their power to give pain
-to men; but to be able to give pleasure to your fellow creatures,
-requires good nature and a kind and humane disposition, joined with
-talents to which ye seem to have no pretension.
-
-X. Y.
-
- * * * * *
-
-If a sound body and a sound mind, which is as much as to say health
-and virtue, are to be preferred before all other
-considerations,--Ought not men, in choosing of a business either for
-themselves or children, to refuse such as are unwholesome for the
-body, and such as make a man too dependant, too much obliged to please
-others, and too much subjected to their humors in order to be
-recommended and get a livelihood.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I am about courting a girl I have had but little acquaintance with;
-how shall I come to a knowledge of her faults, and whether she has the
-virtues I imagine she has?
-
-_Answer_. Commend her among her female acquaintance.
-
- * * * * *
-
-To the Printer of the Gazette.
-
-According to the request of your correspondent T. P., I send you my
-thoughts on the following case by him proposed, viz:
-
-A man bargains for the keeping of his horse six months, whilst he is
-making a voyage to Barbadoes. The horse strays or is stolen soon after
-the keeper has him in possession. When the owner demands the value of
-his horse in money, may not the other as justly demand so much
-deducted as the keeping of the horse six months amounts to?
-
-It does not appear that they had any dispute about the value of the
-horse, whence we may conclude there was no reason for such dispute,
-but it was well known how much he cost, and that he could not honestly
-have been sold again for more. But the value of the horse is not
-expressed in the case, nor the sum agreed for keeping him six months;
-wherefore in order to our more clear apprehension of the thing, let
-_ten pounds_ represent the horse's value and three pounds the sum
-agreed for his keeping.
-
-Now the sole foundation on which the keeper can found his demand of a
-deduction for keeping a horse he did not keep, is this. _Your horse,_
-he may say, _which I was to restore to you at the end of six months
-was worth ten founds; if I now give you ten pounds it is an equivalent
-for your horse, and equal to returning the horse itself. Had I
-returned your horse (value 10_l._) you would have paid me three pounds
-for his keeping, and therefore would have received in fact but seven
-pounds clear. You then suffer no injury if I now pay you seven pounds,
-and consequently you ought in reason to allow me the remaining three
-pounds according to our agreement._
-
-But the owner of the horse may possibly insist upon being paid the
-whole sum of ten pounds, without allowing any deduction for his
-keeping after he was lost, and that for these reasons.
-
-1. It is always supposed, unless an express agreement be made to the
-contrary, when horses are put out to keep, that the keeper is at the
-risque of them (unavoidable accidents only excepted, wherein no care
-of the keeper can be supposed sufficient to preserve them, such as
-their being slain by lightning or the like.) _This you yourself
-tacitly allow when you offer to restore me the value of my horse._
-Were it otherwise, people having no security against a keeper's
-neglect or mismanagement would never put horses out to keep.
-
-2. Keepers considering the risque they run, always demand such a price
-for keeping horses, that if they were to follow the business twenty
-years, they may have a living profit, though they now and then pay for
-a horse they have lost; and if they were to be at no risque they might
-afford to keep horses for less than they usually have. So that what a
-man pays for his horse's keeping, more than the keeper could afford to
-take if he ran no risque, is in the nature of a premium for the
-insurance of his horse. _If I then pay you for the few days you kept
-my horse, you should restore me his full value._
-
-3. You acknowledge that my horse eat of your hay and oats but a few
-days. It is unjust then to charge me for all the hay and oats that he
-only might have eat in the remainder of the six months, and which you
-have now still good in your stable. If, as the proverb says, it is
-unreasonable to expect a horse should void oats who never eat any, it
-is certainly as unreasonable to expect payment for those oats.
-
-4. If men in such cases as this are to be paid for keeping horses when
-they were not kept, then they have a great opportunity of wronging the
-owners of horses. For by privately selling my horse for his value (ten
-pounds) soon after you had him in possession, and returning me at the
-expiration of the time only seven pounds, demanding three pounds as a
-deduction agreed for his keeping, you get that 3_l._ clear into your
-pocket, besides the use of my money six months for nothing.
-
-5. But you say, the value of my horse being ten pounds, if you deduct
-three for his keeping and return me seven, it is all I would in fact
-have received had you returned my horse; therefore as I am no loser I
-ought to be satisfied: this argument, were there any weight in it,
-might serve to justify a man in selling as above, as many of the
-horses he takes to keep as he conveniently can, putting clear into his
-own pocket that charge their owner must have been at for their
-keeping, for this being no loss to the owners, he may say, _where no
-man is a loser why should not I be a gainer_. I need only answer to
-this, that I allow the horse cost me but ten pounds, nor could I have
-sold him for more, had I been disposed to part with him, but this can
-be no reason why you should buy him of me at that price, whether I
-will sell him or not. For it is plain I valued him at thirteen pounds,
-otherwise I should not have paid ten pounds for him and agreed to give
-you three pounds more for his keeping, till I had occasion to use him.
-Thus, though you pay me the whole ten pounds which he cost me,
-(deducting only for his keeping those few days) I am still a loser; I
-lose the charge of those {352} days' keeping; I lose the three pounds
-at which I valued him above what he cost me, and I lose the advantage
-I might have made of my money in six months, either by the interest or
-by joining it to my stock in trade in my voyage to Barbadoes.
-
-6. Lastly, whenever a horse is put to keep, the agreement naturally
-runs thus: The keeper says I will feed your horse six months on good
-hay and oats, if at the end of that time you will pay me three pounds.
-The owner says, if you will feed my horse six months on good hay and
-oats, I will pay you three pounds at the end of that time. Now we may
-plainly see, the keeper's performance of his part of the agreement
-must be antecedent to that of the owner; and the agreement being
-wholly conditional, the owner's part is not in force till the keeper
-has performed his. _You then not having fed my horse six months, as
-you agreed to do, there lies no obligation on me to pay for so much
-feeding._
-
-Thus we have heard what can be said on both sides. Upon the whole, I
-am of opinion that no deduction should be allowed for the keeping of
-the horse after the time of his straying.
-
-I am yours, &c.
- THE CASUIST.
-
-
-
-
-TO A COQUETTE.
-
-The Lady was playing the _Penserosa_, and the Bard rallied her. She
-suddenly assumed the _Allegra_, and rallied him in turn. Whereupon he
-sung as follows:
-
-
- Heave no more that breast of snow,
- With sighs of simulated wo,
- While Conquest triumphs on thy brow,
- And Hope, gay laughing in thine eye,
- Cheers the moments gliding by,
- Welcomes Joy's voluptuous train,
- Welcomes Pleasure's jocund reign,
- And whispers thee of transports yet in store,
- When fraught with Love's ecstatic pain,
- Shooting keen through every vein,
- Thy heart shall thrill with bliss unknown before.
-
- But smile not so divinely bright;
- Nor sport before my dazzled sight,
- That "prodigality of charms,"
- That winning air, that wanton grace,
- That pliant form, that beauteous face,
- Zephyr's step, Aurora's smile;
- Nor thus in mimic fondness twine,
- About my neck thy snowy arms;
- Nor press this faded cheek of mine,
- Nor seek, by every witching wile,
- My hopes to raise, my heart to gain,
- Then laugh my love to scorn, and triumph in my pain.
-
- I love thee, Julia! Though the flush
- Of sprightly youth is flown--
- Though the bright glance, and rose's blush
- From eye and cheek and lip are gone--
- Though Fancy's frolic dreams are fled,
- Dispelled by sullen care--
- And Time's gray wing its frost has shed
- Upon my raven hair--
- Yet warm within my bosom glows,
- A heart that recks not winter's snows,
- But throbs with hope, and heaves with sighs
- For ruby lips and sparkling eyes;
- And still--the slave of amorous care--
- Would make that breast, that couch of Love, its lair.
-
- * * * * *
-
-TO THE SAME.
-
-
- Shade! O shade those looks of light;
- The thrilling sense can bear no more!
- Veil those beauties from my sight,
- Which to see is to adore.
-
- That dimpled cheek, whose spotless white,
- The rays of Love's first dawning light,
- Tinge with Morning's rosy blush,
- And cast a warm and glowing flush,
- Even on thy breast of snow,
- And in thy bright eyes sparkling dance,
- And through the waving tresses glance
- That shade thy polished brow
- Who can behold, nor own thy power?
- Who can behold, and not adore?
-
- But like the wretch, who, doomed to endless pain,
- Raises to realms of bliss his aching eyes,
- To Heaven uplifts his longing arms in vain
- While in his tortured breast new pangs arise--
- Thus while at thy feet I languish,
- Stung with Love's voluptuous anguish,
- The smile that would my hopes revive,
- The witching glance that bids me live
- Shed on my heart one fleeting ray,
- One gleam of treacherous Hope display;
- But soon again in deep Despair I pine:
- The dreadful truth returns: "Thou never wilt be mine."
-
- Then shade! O shade those looks of light;
- The thrilling sense can bear no more!
- Veil those beauties from my sight,
- Which to see is to adore.
-
- But stay! O yet awhile refrain!
- Forbear! And let me gaze again!
- Still at thy feet impassioned let me lie,
- Tranced by the magic of thy thrilling eye;
- Thy soft melodious voice still let me hear,
- Pouring its melting music on my ear;
- And, while my eager lip, with transport bold,
- Presumptuous seeks thy yielded hand to press,
- Still on thy charms enraptured let me gaze,
- Basking ecstatic in thy beauty's blaze,
- Such charms 'twere more than Heaven to possess:
- 'Tis Heaven only to behold.
-
-
-
-
-LIONEL GRANBY.
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
- He scanned with curious and prophetic eye
- Whate'er of lore tradition could supply
- From Gothic tale, or song or fable old--
- Roused him still keen to listen and to pry.
- _The Minstrel_.
-
-
-You judge the English character with too much favor Lionel, said Col.
-R----. The Englishman is not free! Though vain, arrogant, and
-imperious, there is not a more abject slave on earth. His boasting
-spirit, his full-mouthed independence and his lordly step quail to
-rank, {353} and he is ever crawling amid the purlieus or over the
-threshold of that fantastic temple of fashion called "Society." It is
-an endless contest between those who are initiated into its mysteries
-and those who crowd its avenues. Wealth batters down the door--assumes
-a proud niche in the chilling fane, and uniting itself to that silent
-yet powerful aristocracy which wields the oracles of the god, its
-breath can create you an _exclusive_, or its frown can degrade you to
-the vulgar herd. Rank, which is the idol of an Englishman's sleepless
-devotion, wealth because it is curiously akin to the former, and some
-indistinct conception of the difference between a people and the mob,
-render him, in his own conceit, a gentleman and a politician. His
-first thought if cast on a desert island would be his rank, and if he
-had companions in misfortune, he would ere night arrange the dignity
-and etiquette of intercourse. Literature seeks the same degrading
-arena, and alas! how few are there who do not deck the golden calf
-with the laurels won in the conflicts of genius, and who, stimulated
-solely by lucre, shed their momentary light athwart the horizon, even
-as the meteor whose radiance is exhaled from the corruption of a fœtid
-marsh. But there is a class who, ennobled by letters, are always
-independent; and though they be of the race of authors whom Sir Horace
-Walpole calls "a troublesome, conceited set of fellows," you will find
-them too proud and too honest to palter away the prerogatives of their
-station.
-
-But we are now at the door of Elia; come, let me introduce you to one
-of his simple and unaffected suppers!
-
-I cheerfully assented to this invitation, and following my conductor
-up a flight of crooked and dark steps, we entered into a room, over a
-brazier's shop. A dull light trembled through the small and narrow
-apartment where, shrouded in a close volume of tobacco smoke, sat in
-pensive gentility--the kind--the generous--the infant-hearted Charles
-Lamb; the man whose elastic genius dwelled among the mouldering ruins
-of by-gone days, until it became steeped in beauty and expanded with
-philosophy--the wit--the poet--the lingering halo of the sunshine of
-antiquity--the phœnix of the mighty past. He was of delicate and
-attenuated stature, and as fragilely moulded as a winter's flower,
-with a quick and volatile eye, a mind-worn forehead and a countenance
-eloquent with thought. Around a small table well covered with glasses
-and a capacious bowl, were gathered a laughing group, eyeing the
-battalia of the coming supper. Godwin's heavy form and intellectual
-face, with the swimming eye of (ες τε σε S. T. C. How quaint was his
-fancy!) Coleridge, flanked the margin of the mirth-inspiring bowl.
-
-Col. R----'s introduction made me at home, and ere my hand had dropped
-from the friendly grasp of our host, he exclaimed--And you are truly
-from the land of the _great plant_? You have seen the sole cosmopolite
-spring from the earth. It is the denizen of the whole world, the
-tireless friend of the wretched, the bliss of the happy. You need no
-record of the empire of the red man. He has written his fadeless
-history on a tobacco leaf.
-
-At this time Lamb was a clerk in the "India House," a melancholy and
-gloomy mansion, with grave courts, heavy pillars, dim cloisters,
-stately porticoes, imposing staircases and all the solemn pomp of
-elder days. Here for many years he drove the busy quill, and whiled
-away his tranquil evenings, in the dalliance of literature. He was an
-author belonging to his own exclusive school--a school of simplicity,
-grace and beauty. He neither skewered his pen into precise paragraphs,
-nor rioted in the verbose rotundity of the day. He picked up the rare
-and unpolished jewels which spangled the courts of Elizabeth and
-Charles, and they lost beneath his polishing hand neither their lustre
-nor value. He was a passionate and single hearted antiquary, ever
-laboring to prop up with a puny arm, the column on which was inscribed
-the literary glory of his country. He was familiar with the grace of
-Heywood, the harmony of Fletcher, the ease of Sir Philip Sydney, the
-delicacy and fire of Spenser, the sweetness of Carew, the power and
-depth of Marlow, the mighty verse of Shakspeare, the affected fustian
-of Euphues (Lilly) "which ran into a vast excess of allusion," and
-with the deep and sparkling philosophy of Burton. With all of them he
-held a "dulcified" converse, while his memory preserved from utter
-forgetfulness, many of those authors who to the eye of the world, had
-glittered like the flying fish a moment above the surface, only to
-sink deeper in the sea of oblivion.
-
-Lamb possessed in an eminent degree, what Dryden called a beautiful
-turn of words and thoughts in poetry, and the easy swell of cadence
-and harmony which characterised his brief writings declared the
-generosity of his heart, and the fertility of his genius. He could
-sympathise with childhood's frolic, and his heart was full of boyish
-dreams, when he gazed on the play-ground of Eton, and exclaimed "what
-a pity to think that these fine ingenuous lads in a few years will be
-changed into frivolous members of parliament!" He had the rough
-magnanimity of the old English vein, mellowed into tenderness and
-dashed with a flexible and spinous humor. He was contented to worship
-poesy in its classic and antique drapery. With him the fountain of
-Hypocrene still gushed up its inspiring wave; and Apollo, attended by
-the Muses, the daughters of Memory, and escorted by the Graces, still
-haunted the mountains of Helicon, lingered among the hills of Phocis,
-or, mounted upon Pegasus, winged his radiant flight to the abode
-itself of heaven-born Poesy. These were the fixed principles of his
-taste, and he credulously smiled (for contempt found no place in his
-bosom) upon the sickly illustrations and naked imagery of modern song.
-His learning retained a hue of softness from the gentleness of his
-character, for he had gathered the blossoms untouched by the
-bitterness of the sciential apple. He extracted like the bee his
-honied stores from the wild and neglected flowers which bloomed among
-forgotten ruins, yet he was no plagiarist, no imitator, for he had
-invaded and lingered amid the dim sepulchres of the shadowy past,
-until he became its friend and cotemporary!
-
-How has he obtained those curiously bound books, I whispered to
-Coleridge, as my eye fell on a column of shelves groaning under a mass
-of tattered volumes which would have fairly crazed my poor uncle?
-
-Tell him Lamb! said Coleridge repeating my inquiry, give him the rank
-and file of your ragged regiment.
-
-Slowly, and painfully as a neophyte, did I build the pile, replied
-Lamb. Its corner stone was that fine old folio of Beaumont and
-Fletcher, which, for a long year had peeped out from a bookseller's
-stall directly in my {354} daily path to the India House. It bore the
-great price of sixteen shillings, and to me, who had no unsunned heap
-of silver, I gazed on it until I had almost violated the decalogue.
-Poetry made me an economist, and at the end of two months my garnered
-mites amounted to the requisite sum. Vain as a girl with her first
-lover, I bore it home in triumph, and that night my sister Bridget
-read "The Laws of Candy" while I listened with rapture to that deep
-and gurgling torrent of old English, which dashed its music from this
-broken cistern. To her is the honor due, her taste has called all
-these obsolete wits to my library, for she keenly relished their
-fantasies, and smiled at their gauderies. In early life she had been
-tumbled into a spacious closet of good old English reading, without
-much selection or prohibition and browsed at will upon that fair and
-wholesome pasturage. Had I twenty girls they should be brought up in
-this fashion. I know not whether their chance in wedlock might not be
-diminished by it, but I can answer for it that (if the worst comes to
-the worst) it makes most incomparable old maids.
-
-But there are some fearful gaps in my shelves, Mr. Granby! See! there
-a stately and reverend folio, like a huge eye-tooth, was rudely
-knocked out by a bold _borrower of books_, one of your smiling
-pirates, mutilator of collections, a spoiler of the symmetry of
-shelves, and a creator of odd volumes.
-
-The conversation now became general, and many a little skiff was
-launched on the great ocean of commonplace. Lamb most cordially hated
-politics which he called "a splutter of hot rhetoric;" and he only
-remembered its battles and revolutions when connected with letters. He
-had heard of Pharsalia, but it was Lucan's and not Cæsar's; the battle
-of Lepanto was cornered in his memory because Cervantes had there lost
-an arm. The glorious days of the "Commonwealth" were hallowed by
-Milton and Waller, and he always turned with much address from the
-angry debates about the execution of Charles I. to the simple inquiry
-whether he or Doctor Ganden wrote the "Icon Basilike."
-
-Godwin in vain essayed to introduce the "conduct of the ministry," and
-being repeatedly baffled, he said pettishly to Lamb, And what benefit
-is your freehold, if you do not feel interested in government?
-
-Ah! I had a freehold it is true, the gift of my generous and solemn
-god-father, the oil-man in Holborn; I went down and took possession of
-my testamentary allotment of three quarters of an acre, and strode
-over it with the feeling of an English freeholder, that all betwixt
-sky and earth was my own. Alas! it has passed into more prudent hands,
-and nothing but an Agrarian can restore it!
-
-The bowl now danced from hand to hand, and I did not observe its
-operation until Lamb and Coleridge commenced an affectionate talk
-about Christ's Hospital, the blue coat boys, and all the treasured
-anecdotes of school-day friendship. This is the first and happiest
-stage of incipient intoxication, and the "willie-draughts" which are
-pledged to the memory of boyhood, ever inspire brighter and nobler
-sympathies, than are found in the raciest toasts to beauty, or the
-deepest libations to our country.
-
-Do you not remember, said Lamb, poor Allan! whose beautiful
-countenance disarmed the wrath of a town-damsel whom he had secretly
-pinched, and whose half-formed execration was exchanged, when she,
-tigress-like turned round and gave the terrible _bl----_ for a gentler
-meaning, _bless thy handsome face!_ And do you not remember when you
-used to tug over Homer, discourse Metaphysics, chaunt Anacreon, and
-play at foils with the sharp-edged wit of Sir Thomas Browne, how your
-eye glistened when you doffed the grotesque blue coat, and the
-inspired charity boy (this was uttered in an under tone) walked forth
-humanized by a christian garment. Spenser knew the nobility of heart
-which a new coat gives when he dressed his butterfly.
-
- The velvet nap which on his wings doth lie
- The silken down with which his back is dight
- His broad outstretched horns, his hairy thighs
- His glorious colors, and his glistening eyes.
-
-Col. R. now motioned to me to retire, and I bid a reluctant goodnight
-to the joyous scene, the exclamation "do you not remember!" from
-Coleridge, and the cheerful laugh ringing through the whole house and
-its dying echo following us to the street.
-
-Gentle reader! the critics have called Lamb a trifler, the scholars
-have called him a twaddler! Read _Elia_, and let your heart answer for
-him.
-
-
-
-
-THE PRAIRIE.
-
-
-This word is pronounced by the common people _pa-ra-re_. I was in the
-peninsula of Michigan, and had been for a day or two traversing the
-most dreary country imaginable, when I saw for the first time a salt
-or wet prairie, which is only a swampy meadow, grown up in a rank,
-coarse, sedgy grass.
-
-Not long after we began to catch glimpses of the upland prairies.
-These are either clear prairies, totally destitute of trees, or oak
-openings which consist of clear prairie and scattered trees. A clear
-prairie--a broad unvaried expanse--presents rather a monotonous
-appearance like the sea, but surely the human eye has never rested on
-more lovely landscapes than these oak openings present. They answered
-my conceptions of lawns, parks and pleasure grounds in England; they
-are the lawns, parks and pleasure grounds of nature, laid out and
-planted with an inimitable grace, fresh as creation.
-
-In these charming woodlands are a number of small lakes, the most
-picturesque and delightful sheets of water imaginable. The prairies in
-the summer are covered with flowers. I am an indifferent botanist, but
-in a short walk I gathered twenty four species which I had not seen
-before. These flowers and woods and glittering lakes surpass all
-former conception of beauty. Each flower, leaf, and blade of grass,
-and green twig glistens with pendulous diamonds of dew. The sun pours
-his light upon the water and streams through the sloping glades. To a
-traveller unaccustomed to such scenes, they are pictures of a mimic
-paradise. Sometimes they stretch away far as the eye can reach, soft
-as Elysian meadows, then they swell and undulate, voluptuous as the
-warm billows of a southern sea.
-
-In these beautiful scenes we saw numerous flocks of wild turkies, and
-now and then a prairie hen, or a deer bounding away through flowers.
-Here too is found the prairie wolf which some take to be the Asiatic
-jackall. It is so small as not to be dangerous alone. It is said
-however, that they hunt in packs like hounds, headed by a grey wolf.
-Thus they pursue the deer with a cry {355} not unlike that of hounds,
-and have been known to rush by a farm-house in hot pursuit. The
-officers of the army stationed at the posts on the Prairies amuse
-themselves hunting these little wolves which in some parts are very
-numerous.
-
-C. C.
-
-
-
-
-RANDOM THOUGHTS.
-
-
-_The Age_.--Its leading fault, to which we of America are especially
-obnoxious, is this: in Poetry, in Legislation, in Eloquence, the best,
-the divinest even of all the arts, seems to be laid aside more and
-more, just in proportion as it every day grows of greater necessity.
-It is still, as in Swift's time, who complains as follows: "To say the
-truth, no part of knowledge seems to be in fewer hands, than that of
-discerning _when to have done_."
-
-_Dancing_.--The following are sufficiently amusing illustrations of
-the fine lines in Byron's Ode,
-
- "You have the Pyrrhic dance as yet;
- Where is the Pyrrhic phalanx gone?"
-
-The French translation of St. John (de Creve-cœur's) _American
-Farmer's Letters_--a book once very popular--was adorned with
-engravings, to fit it to the European imagination of the Arcadian
-state of things in America. The frontispiece presents an allegorical
-picture, in which a goddess of those robuster proportions which
-designate Wisdom, or Philosophy, leads by the hand an urchin--the
-type, no doubt, of this country--with ne'er a shirt upon his back.
-More delightfully still, however, in the back ground, is seen, hand in
-hand, with knee-breeches and strait-collared coats, a band of
-Pennsylvania quaker men, dancing, by themselves, a true old fashioned
-six-handed Virginia reel.
-
-But of the Pyrrhic dance, more particularly: the learned
-Scaliger--that terror and delight of the critical world--assures us,
-in his _Poetica_, (book i, ch. 9) that he himself, at the command of
-his uncle Boniface, was wont often and long to dance it, before the
-Emperor Maximilian, while all Germany looked on with amazement. "Hanc
-saltationem Pyrrhicam, nos sæpe et diu, jussu Bonifacii patrui, coram
-divo Maximiliano, non sine stupore totius Germaniæ, representavimus."
-
-_Ariosto_.--Has not the following curious testimony in regard to him
-escaped all his biographers? Montaigne, in his Essays, (vol. iii, p.
-117, Johanneau's edition, in 8vo.) says, "J'eus plus de despit
-encores, que de compassion, de le veoir à Ferrare en si piteux estat,
-survivant à soy mesme, mecognoissant et soy et ses ouvrages; lesquels,
-sans son sςeu, et toutesfois en sa veue, on a mis en lumiere
-incorrigez et informes."
-
-"I was touched even more with vexation than with compassion, to see
-him, at Ferrara, in a state so piteous, outliving himself, and
-incapable of recognizing either himself or his works; which last,
-without his knowledge, though yet before his sight, were given to the
-world uncorrected and unfinished."
-
-_Thin Clothing_.--It would be difficult more skilfully to turn a
-reproach into a praise, than Byron has done, as to drapery too
-transparent, in his voluptuous description of a Venitian revel.
-
- --------"The thin robes,
- Floating like light clouds 'twixt our gaze and heaven,"
-
-form the very climax of many intoxicating particulars.
-
-The Greeks seem not to have practised a very rigorous reserve, as to
-the concealment of the person. The Lacedemonians, indeed, studiously
-suppressed, by their institutions, whatever of sexual modesty was not
-absolutely necessary to virtue. Among the Romans, however, the
-national austerity of manners made every violation of delicacy in this
-matter a great offence. Their Satyrists (as Seneca, Juvenal, and
-others) abound in allusions to the license of dress, which grew up,
-along with the other corruptions of their original usages. The words
-of Seneca, indeed, might almost be taken for a picture of a modern
-belle, in her ball-room attire. He says, in his _De Beneficiis_,
-"Video Sericas vestes, si vestes vocandæ sint, in quibus nihil est,
-quo defendi aut corpus, aut denique pudor, possit: quibus sumtis,
-mulier parum liquido, nudam se non esse, jurabit. Hæc, ingenti summa,
-ab ignotis etiam ad commercium gentibus, accersuntur, ut matronæ
-nostræ ne adulteris quidem plus suis in cubiculo, quam in publico,
-ostendant." "I see, too, silken clothing--if clothing that can be
-called, which does not protect, nor even conceal the body--apparelled
-in which, a woman cannot very truly swear, that she is not naked. Such
-tissues are brought to us at enormous cost, from nations so remote
-that not even their names can reach us; and by the help of this vast
-expense, our matrons are able to exhibit, to their lovers and in their
-couches, nothing at which the whole public has not equally gazed."
-
-_Mythology_.--Bryant and others have puzzled themselves not a little
-to give a rational explanation to the story of Ariadne; who, it will
-be remembered, was abandoned upon the isle of Naxos by her seducer,
-Theseus: but Bacchus chancing to come that way, fell upon the forlorn
-damsel, and presently made her his bride. All this may well puzzle a
-commentator, for the single reason, that it is perfectly plain and
-simple. The whole tale is nothing but a delicate and poetic way of
-stating the fact, that Mrs. Ariadne, being deserted by her lover,
-sought and found a very common consolation--that is to say, she took
-to drink.
-
-_Naples_.--Its population of Lazzaroni appears, after all, to be but
-the legitimate inheritors of ancestral laziness. They were equally
-idle in Ovid's time: for he expressly calls that seat of indolence
-
- ------"in otia natam
- Parthenopen."
-
-_Exhibition of Grief_.--There is a curious instance of the unbending
-austerity of Roman manners, in the trait by which Tacitus endeavors to
-paint the disorder with which the high-souled Agrippina received the
-news of the death of Germanicus. She was, at the moment, sewing in the
-midst of her maids; and so totally (says Tacitus) did the intelligence
-overthrow her self-command, _that she broke off her work_.
-
-_Snoring_.--The following story of a death caused by it is entirely
-authentic. Erythræus relates that when Cardinal Bentivoglio--a scholar
-equally elegant and laborious--was called to sit in the Conclave, for
-the election of a successor to Urban VIII, the summons found him much
-exhausted by the literary vigils to which he was addicted. Immured in
-the sacred palace, (such is the custom while the Pope is not yet
-chosen,) his lodging was assigned him along side of a Cardinal, whose
-snoring was so incessant and so terrible, that poor Bentivoglio ceased
-to be able to obtain even the {356} little sleep which his studies and
-his cares usually permitted him. After eleven nights of insomnolence
-thus produced, he was thrown into a violent fever. They removed him,
-and he slept--but waked no more.
-
-_Human Usefulness_.--Wilkes has said, that of all the uses to which a
-man can be put, there is none so poor as hanging him. I hope that I
-may, without offence to any body's taste, add, that of all the
-purposes to which a _soul_ can be put, I know of none less useful than
-_damning it_.
-
-_Sneezing_.--It is the Catholics (see father Feyjoo for the fact) who
-trace the practice of bidding God bless a man when he sneezes, to a
-plague in the time of St. Gregory. He, they say, instituted the
-observance, in order to ward off the death of which this spasm had,
-till then, been the regular precursor, in the disease. If the story be
-true, such a plague had already happened, long before the day of St.
-Gregory. In the _Odyssey_, Penelope takes the sneezing of Telemachus
-for a good omen; and the army of Xenophon drew a favorable presage, as
-to one of his propositions, from a like accident: Aristotle speaks of
-the salutation of one sneezing as the common usage of his time. In
-Catullus's _Acme and Sempronius_, Cupid ratifies, by an approving
-sneeze, the mutual vows of the lovers. Pliny alludes to the practice,
-and Petronius in his _Gyton_. In Apuleius's _Golden Ass_, a husband
-hears the concealed gallant of his wife sneeze, and blesses her,
-taking the sternutation to be her own.
-
-If there be a marvel or an absurdity, the Rabbins rarely fail to adorn
-the fiction or the folly with some trait of their own. Their account
-of the matter is, that in patriarchal days, men never died except by
-sneezing, which was then the only disease, and always mortal.
-Apparently then, the antiquity of the Scotch nation and of rappee
-cannot be carried back to the time of Jacob. Be this point of
-chronology as it may, however, it is certain that the same sort of
-observance, as to sneezing, was found in America at the first
-discovery.
-
-Aristotle is politely of opinion that the salutation was meant as an
-acknowledgment to the wind, for choosing an inoffensive mode of
-escape. But a stronger consideration is necessary to account for the
-joy with which the people of Monopotama celebrate the fact, when their
-monarch sneezes. The salutation is spread by loud acclamations, over
-the whole city. So, too, when he of Sennaar sneezes, his courtiers all
-turn their backs, and slap loudly their right thighs.
-
-_Honor_.--The source of the following passage in Garth's _Dispensary_,
-is so obvious, that it is singular that no one has made the remark.
-
-In the debate among the Doctors, when war is proposed, one of the
-Council speaks as follows.
-
- Thus he: "'Tis true, when privilege and right
- Are once invaded, Honor bids us fight:
- But ere we yet engage in Honor's cause,
- First know what honor is, and whence its laws.
- Scorned by the base, 'tis courted by the brave;
- The hero's tyrant, yet the coward's slave:
- Born in the noisy camp, it feeds on air,
- And both exists by hope and by despair;
- Angry whene'er a moment's ease we gain,
- And reconciled at our returns of pain.
- It lives when in death's arms the hero lies;
- But when his safety he consults, it dies.
- Bigotted to this idol, we disclaim
- Rest, health and ease, for nothing but a name."
-
-_Implicit Faith_.--I am delighted with the following excellent
-contrast of ignorant Orthodoxy with cultivated Doubt. It is from the
-learned and pious Le Clerc's Preface to his _Bibliothèque Choisie_,
-vol. vii, pp. 5, 6.
-
-"Il n'y a, comme je crois, personne, qui ne préferât l'état d'une
-nation, où il y auroit beaucoup de lumières quoiqu'il y eût quelques
-libertins, à celui d'une nation ignorante et qui croiroit tout ce
-qu'on lui enseigneroit, ou qui au moins ne donneroit aucunes marques
-de douter des sentimens reçus. Les lumières produisent infailliblement
-beaucoup de vertu dans l'esprit d'une bonne part de ceux qui les
-reçoivent; quoiqu'il y ait des gens qui en abusent. Mais l'Ignorance
-ne produit que de la barbarie et des vices dans tous ceux qui vivent
-tranquillement dans leurs ténèbres. Il faudroit étre fou, par exemple,
-pour préferer ou pour égaler l'état auquel sont les Moscovites et
-d'autres nations, à l'égard de la Religion et de la vertu, à celni
-auquel sont les Anglois et les Hollandois, sous prétexte qu'il y a
-quelques libertins parmi ces deux peuples, et que les Moscovites et
-ceux qui leur ressemblent ne doubtent de rien."
-
-"There is, I think, no one who would prefer the state of a nation, in
-which there was much intelligence, but some free thinkers, to that of
-a nation ignorant and ready to believe whatever might be taught it, or
-which, at least, would show no sign of doubting any of the received
-opinions. For knowledge never fails to produce much of virtue, in the
-minds of a large part of those who receive it, even though there be
-some who make an ill use of it. But Ignorance is never seen to give
-birth to any thing but barbarism and vice, in all such as dwell
-contentedly under her darkness. It would, for example, be nothing less
-than madness, to prefer or to compare the condition in which the
-Muscovites and some other nations are, as respects Religion and
-Virtue, to that of the English or Hollanders; under the pretext that
-there are, among the two latter nations, some free thinkers, and that
-the Muscovites and those who resemble them doubt of nothing."
-
-The whole of this piece, indeed, is excellent, and full of candor,
-charity and sense, as to the temper and the principles of those who
-are forever striving to send into banishment, or shut up in prisons,
-or compel into eternal hypocrisy, all such opinions as have the
-misfortune to differ with their own.
-
-_Friendships_.--There are people whose friendship is very like the
-Santee Canal in South Carolina: that is to say, its repairs cost more
-than the fee simple is worth.
-
-_Benefits_.--There are many which must ever be their own reward, great
-or small. Others are positively dangerous. That subtle courtier,
-Philip de Comines, declares, that it is exceedingly imprudent to do
-your prince services for which a fit recompense is not easily
-found:[1] and Tacitus avers that obligations too deep are sure to turn
-to hatred.[2] Seneca pursues the matter yet further, and insists that
-he, whom your excessive services have thus driven to ingratitude,
-presently begins to desire to escape the shame of such favors, by
-{357} putting out of the world their author.[3] Cicero, too, is
-clearly of opinion, that enmity is the sure consequence of kindness
-carried to the extreme.[4]
-
-[Footnote 1: "Il se fault bien garder de faire tant de services à son
-maistre, qu'on l'empesche d'en trouver la juste
-recompense."--_Memoires_.]
-
-[Footnote 2: "Beneficia eo usque læta sunt, dum videntur exsolvi
-posse: ubi multum antivenere, pro gratiâ odium redditur."]
-
-[Footnote 3: "Nam qui putat esse turpe non reddere, non vult esse cui
-reddat."]
-
-[Footnote 4: "Qui si non putat satisfacere, amicus esse nullo modo
-potest."]
-
-_Heroes_.--Marshal de Saxe is accustomed to get the credit of a very
-clever saying, "that no man seems a hero to his own valet de chambre."
-Now, not to speak of the scriptural apothegm, "that a prophet has no
-honor in his own country," the following passage from Montaigne will
-be found to contain precisely the Marshal's idea.
-
-"Tel a esté miraculeux au monde, auquel sa femme et son valet n'ont
-rien veu seulement de remarquable. Peu d'hommes ont esté admirez par
-leurs domestiques: nul n'a esté prophète, non seulement en sa maison,
-mais en son pais, diet l'expérience des histoires."--_Essais_, vol. v,
-p. 198.
-
-"Such an one has seemed miraculous to the world, in whom his wife and
-his valet could not even perceive any thing remarkable. Few men have
-ever been admired by their own servants; none was ever a prophet in
-his own country, still less in his own household."
-
-
-
-
-ODDS AND ENDS.
-
-
-MR. EDITOR,--Many months having passed away since I last addressed
-you, I have flattered myself, as most old men are apt to do on such
-occasions, that you might very possibly begin to feel some little
-inclination to hear from me once more. Know then, my good sir, that I
-am still in the land of the living, and have collected several "odds
-and ends" of matters and things in general, which you may use or not,
-for your "Messenger," as the fancy strikes you.
-
-Among the rest, I will proceed to give you a new classification of the
-Animal Kingdom--at least so far as our own race is concerned; a
-classification formed upon principles materially different from those
-adopted by the great father of Natural History--Linnæus, who you know,
-classed us with whales and bats, under the general term, Mammalia!
-Now, I have always thought this too bad--too degrading for the lords
-and masters (as we think ourselves) of all other animals on the face
-of the earth; and who deserve a distinct class to themselves, divided
-too into more orders than any other--nay, into separate orders for the
-two sexes. With much study, therefore, and not less labor, I have
-digested a system which assumes mental--instead of bodily
-distinctions, as much more certain and suitable guides in our
-researches. This may be applied without either stripping or partially
-exposing the person, as father Linnæus' plan would compel us to do,
-whenever we were at a loss to ascertain (no unfrequent occurrence by
-the way, in these days) whether the object before us was really one of
-the Mammalia class or not: for such are the marvellous, ever-varying
-metamorphoses wrought by modern fashions in the exteriors of our race,
-that the nicest observers among us would be entirely "at fault" on
-many occasions, to tell whether it was fish, flesh, or fowl that they
-saw. My plan, therefore, has at least one material advantage over the
-other; and it is quite sufficient, I hope, very soon to carry all
-votes in its favor.
-
-With whales and bats we shall no longer be classed!--if your old
-friend can possibly help it; and he is not a little confident of his
-powers to do so; for he believes he can demonstrate that there is not
-a greater difference between the form, size and habits of the bats and
-whales themselves, than he can point out between the manners, customs,
-pursuits, and bodily and mental endowments of the different orders of
-mankind; and, therefore, _ex necessitate rei_, there should be a
-classification different from any yet made. The honor of this
-discovery, I here beg you to witness, that I claim for myself.
-
-Before I proceed farther, I will respectfully suggest a new definition
-of man himself; as all heretofore attempted have been found defective.
-The Greeks, for example, called him "Anthropos"--an animal that turns
-his eyes upwards; forgetting (as it would seem) that all domestic
-fowls, especially turkeys, ducks and geese, frequently do the same
-thing; although it must be admitted, that the act in them is always
-accompanied by a certain twist of the head, such as man himself
-generally practices when he means to look particularly astute. One of
-their greatest philosophers--the illustrious Plato--perceiving the
-incorrectness of this definition, attempted another, and defined man
-to be "a two legged animal without feathers:" but this very inadequate
-description was soon "blown sky high" by the old cynic Diogenes, who,
-having picked a cock quite clean of his plumage, threw him into
-Plato's school, crying out at the same time, "Behold Plato's man!"
-True, this is an old story; but none the worse for that. This was such
-"a settler,"--to borrow a pugilistic term--as completely to
-discourage, for a long time, all farther attempts to succeed in this
-very difficult task; nor indeed, do I recollect, from that day to the
-present, any now worth mentioning. "_The grand march of mind_,"
-however, has become of late years, so astoundingly rapid, and so many
-things heretofore pronounced to be _unknowable_, have been made as
-plain as the nose on our faces, that Man himself--the great discoverer
-of all these wonders, should no longer be suffered (if his own powers
-can prevent it) to be consorted, as he has so long been, with a class
-of living beings so vastly inferior to himself. To rescue him
-therefore from _this_ degradation, shall be my humble task, since it
-is one of those attempts wherein--even to fail--must acquire some
-small share of glory.
-
-I will define him then, to be _A self-loving, self-destroying animal_,
-and will maintain the correctness and perfectly exclusive character of
-the definition, against all impugners or objectors, until some one of
-them can point out to me among all the living beings on the face of
-the earth, either any beast, bird, fish, reptile, insect, or
-animalcula, that is distinguished by these very opposite and directly
-contradictory qualities. Man alone possesses--man alone displays them
-both; and is consequently distinguished from all the rest of animated
-nature in a way that gives him an indisputable right to a class of his
-own.
-
-I will next proceed to enumerate the different orders into which this
-most wonderful class is divided. The females, God bless them, being
-entitled, by immemorial usage, to the first rank, shall receive the
-first notice; {358} and I will rank in the first order all those who
-have unquestionable claims to pre-eminence.
-
-_Order 1st._ The _Loveables_.--This order is very numerous, and forms
-by far the most important body in every community, being distinguished
-by all the qualities and endowments--both physical and
-intellectual--which can render our present state of existence most
-desirable--most happy. Their beauties charm--their virtues adorn every
-walk of life. All that is endearing in love and affection--either
-filial, conjugal, or parental: all that is soothing and consolatory in
-affliction; all that can best alleviate distress, cheer poverty, or
-mitigate anguish: every thing most disinterested, most enduring, most
-self-sacrificing in friendship--most exemplary in the performance of
-duty: all which is most delightful in mental intercourse, most
-attractive and permanently engaging in domestic life: in short, every
-thing that can best contribute to human happiness in this world, must
-be ascribed, either directly or indirectly, much more to their
-influence than to all other temporal causes put together; and would
-the rest of their sex only follow their admirable example, this
-wretched world of ours would soon become a secondary heaven.
-
-_Order 2d._ The _Conclamantes_, which, for the benefit of your more
-English readers, I will remark, is a Latin word, meaning--_those who
-clamor together_. They possess two qualities or traits in common with
-certain birds, such as rooks, crows and blackbirds, that is, they are
-_gregarious_ and marvellously _noisy_; for whenever they collect
-together, there is such a simultaneous and apparently causeless
-chattering in the highest key of their voices, as none could believe
-but those who have had the good or ill fortune (I will not say which)
-to hear it. But there is this marked characteristic difference. The
-latter utter sounds significant of sense, and perfectly intelligible,
-often very sprightly and agreeable too, when you can meet them one at
-a time; nor is juxta-position at all necessary to their being heard;
-for you will always be in ear-shot of them, although separated by the
-entire length or breadth of the largest entertaining-room any where to
-be found. Their proper element--the one wherein they shine, or rather
-sound most--is the atmosphere of a "_sware-ree_" party, or a squeeze:
-but as to the particular purpose for which Nature designed them, I
-must e'en plead _ignorance_; not, my good sir, that I would have you
-for one moment to suppose, that I mean any invidious insinuation by
-this excuse.
-
-_Order 3d._ The _Ineffables_.--I almost despair of finding language to
-describe--even the general appearance of this order, much less those
-mental peculiarities by which they are to be distinguished from the
-rest of their sex. But I must at least strive to redeem my pledge, and
-therefore proceed to state, that they rarely ever seem to be more than
-half alive: that their countenances always indicate (or are designed
-to do so) a languor of body scarcely bearable, and the most
-touching--the most exquisite sensibility of soul; that even the most
-balmy breezes of spring, should they accidentally find access to them,
-would visit them much too roughly: that to speak above a low murmur
-would almost be agony, and to eat such gross food as ordinary mortals
-feed upon would be certain death. As to their voices, I am utterly
-hopeless of giving the faintest idea, unless permitted both to resort
-to supposition and to borrow Nic Bottom's most felicitous epithet of
-"a sucking dove." You have only to imagine such a thing, (it is no
-greater stretch of fancy than writers often call upon us to make) and
-then to imagine what kind of tones "a sucking-dove" would elicit; and
-you will certainly have quite as good an idea of the voice of an
-Ineffable as you could possibly have, without actually hearing it. No
-comparison drawn from any familiar sounds can give the faintest idea
-of it, for it is unique and _sui generis_. This order serves the
-admirable moral purpose of continually teaching, in the best
-practicable manner, the virtue of patience to all--who have anything
-to do with it.
-
-_Order 4th._ The _Tongue-tied_, or _Monosyllabic_.--This order can
-scarcely be described--unless by negations; for they say little or
-nothing themselves, and, therefore, but little or nothing can be said
-of them; unless it were in the Yankee mode of _guessing_; which, to
-say the least of it, would be rather unbecoming in so scientific a
-work as I design mine to be. The famous Logadian Art of extracting
-sun-beams from cucumbers would be quite easy in practice compared with
-the art of extracting anything from these good souls beyond a "_yes_"
-or a "_no_," as all have found to their cost, who ever tried to keep
-up the ball of conversation among them; the labor of Sysiphus was
-child's play to it. They serve however one highly useful purpose, and
-that is, to furnish a perpetual refutation of the base slander which
-one of the old English poets has uttered against the whole sex in
-these often quoted lines--
-
- "I think, quoth Thomas, women's tongues
- Of aspen-leaves are made."
-
-_Order 5th._ In vivid and startling contrast to the preceding order, I
-introduce--The hoidening _Tom-Boys_. These are a kind of "Joan
-D'Arkies," (if I may coin such a term), female in appearance, but male
-in impudence, in action, in general deportment. They set at naught all
-customary forms, all public sentiment, all those long established
-canons, sanctioned by both sexes, for regulating female conduct; and
-they practise, with utter disregard of consequences, all such
-masculine feats and reckless pranks, as must _unsex_ them, so far as
-behavior can possibly do it. They affect to despise the company of
-their own sex; to associate chiefly with ours, but with the most
-worthless part of them, provided only, they be young, wild, prodigal
-and in common parlance--_fashionable_, and alike regardless of what
-may be thought or said of them. The more delicate their figures, the
-more apparently frail their constitutions, the greater seems to be
-their rage for exhibiting the afflicting contrast between masculine
-actions performed with powers fully adequate to achieve them, and
-attempted--apparently at the risk of the limbs, if not the lives, of
-the rash and nearly frantic female adventurers. Egregiously mistaking
-eccentricity for genius--outrages upon public sentiment for
-independence of spirit, and actions which should disgrace a man, or
-render him perfectly ridiculous, for the best means of catching a
-husband, they make themselves the pity of the wise and good, the scorn
-and derision of all the other orders of the community, who see through
-the flimsy and ridiculous veil of their conduct, the true motives from
-which it proceeds.
-
-_Order 6th._ The _Hydrophobists_.--These are, at all times, such
-haters of water--especially if that unsavory {359} article called
-_soap_ be mixed with it--that insanity is by no means necessary, as in
-the case of animals affected by canine madness, to elicit their
-characteristic feeling. Their persons and their houses too, when they
-have any, all present ocular proofs of it; proofs, alas! which nothing
-but the luckless objects of their hatred can "_expunge_," if I may
-borrow a term lately become very fashionable. Whether this antipathy
-be natural or superinduced by the dread of catching cold, I can not
-pretend to say; but its effects are too notorious, too often matters
-of the most common observation, for its existence to be doubted. The
-striking contrast, however, which it exhibits to that admirable
-quality--_cleanliness_, aids much in teaching others the duty of
-acquiring and constantly practising the latter.
-
-_Order 7th._ The _Bustlers_.--The difference between this order and
-the last mentioned is so great, so radical, so constantly forced upon
-our notice, that they might almost be ranked in distinct classes: for
-the members of the order now under consideration, are such dear lovers
-of both the articles which the others hate, as to keep them in almost
-ceaseless appliance. At such times, neither the members of their
-families, nor their guests, can count, for many minutes together, upon
-remaining safe from involuntary sprinklings and ablutions. And
-what--with their usual accompaniments of dusters, brooms, mops, and
-scrubbing brushes, if you find any secure place either to sit or
-stand, you will owe it more to your good luck than to any preconcerted
-exemption between the mistresses and their operatives. "_Fiat cleaning
-up, ruat cælum,_" is both their law and their practice. After all
-however, they are, in general, well meaning, good hearted souls; those
-only excepted among them, whose perpetual motion is kept up by a
-modicum of the Xantippe blood, which developes its quality in such
-outward appliances to the heads, backs and ears of their servants--as
-key-handles, sticks, switches, boxings and scoldings.
-
-_Order 8th._ The _Peace-Sappers_.--These, like the underground
-artists, after whom I have ventured in part to name them, always work
-_secretly_; but whereas, the sappers employed in war, confine their
-humane labors solely to the immediate destruction of walls,
-fortifications and houses, with all their inhabitants, thereby putting
-the latter out of their misery at once; the _peace-sappers_ make the
-excellence of _their art_ to consist in causing the sufferings which
-they inflict to be protracted--even to the end of life, be that long
-or short. The master spirits of this order view with ineffable scorn
-such of their formidable sisterhood as are incapable, from actual
-stupidity, of exciting any other kind of family and neighborhood
-quarrels, than those plain, common-place matters which soon come to an
-explanation, and end in a renewal of friendly intercourse and a
-reciprocation of good offices. _They_ despise--utterly despise--such
-petty game; and never attempt sapping but with a confident belief--not
-only that its authors will escape all suspicion, but that its effects
-will be deeply and most painfully felt--probably during the entire
-lives of all its devoted victims. Their powers of flattery and skill
-in every species of gossipping, gain them an easy admittance, before
-they are found out, into most families wherein they have set their
-hearts upon becoming visiters. There they are always eager listeners
-to every thing that may be said in the careless, innocent hours of
-domestic intercourse; and being entirely unsuspected plotters of
-mischief, they treasure up as a miser would his gold, every single
-word or expression that can possibly be so tortured as to embroil
-their confiding hosts with some one or all of their neighbors. If no
-word nor expression has been heard during a long intercourse which can
-either fairly or falsely be imputed to envy, jealousy or ill-will
-towards others; absolute falsehoods will most artfully be fabricated
-to attain their never-forgotten, never-neglected purpose: for they
-sicken at the very sight of family peace--of neighborhood-harmony; and
-"the gall of bitterness," that incessantly rankles in their bosoms can
-find no other vent--no other alleviation--than in laboring to destroy
-every thing of the kind. Their communications being always conveyed
-under the strongest injunctions of secrecy--the most solemn
-protestations of particular regard and friendship for the depositaries
-of these secrets, it often happens that entire neighborhoods are set
-in a flame, and most of the families in it rendered bitter enemies to
-each other, without a single one knowing, or even suspecting what has
-made them so.
-
-The Romans had a most useful custom of tying a wisp of hay around the
-horns of all their mischievous and dangerous cattle, by way of caveat
-to all beholders to keep out of their way: and could some similar
-contrivance be adopted for distinguishing the _Peace-Sappers_, as far
-off as _they_ could be seen, the inventor thereof would well deserve
-the united thanks and blessings of every civilized community.
-
-_Order 9th._ The _Linguis Bellicosæ_, or _Tongue Warriors_.--The
-distinguishing characteristic of this order is, an insatiable passion
-for rendering their faculty of speech the greatest possible annoyance
-to all of their own race--whether men, women or children, who come in
-their way: and few there are who can always keep out of it, however
-assiduously they may strive to do so. Most of them are very early
-risers, for _the unruly evil_, as St. James calls it, is a great enemy
-to sleep. When once on their feet, but a few minutes will elapse
-before you hear their tongues ringing the matutinal peal to their
-servants and families. But far, very far, different is it from that of
-the _church-going bell_, which is a cheering signal of approaching
-attempts to do good to the souls of men; whereas the tongue-warrior's
-peal is a summons for all concerned to prepare for as much harm being
-done to their bodies as external sounds, in their utmost discord, can
-possibly inflict. Nothing that is said or done can extort a word even
-of approbation much less of applause; for the feeling that would
-produce it does not exist; but a cataract is continually poured forth
-of personal abuse, invective and objurgation, which, if it be not
-quite as loud and overwhelming as that of Niagara, is attributable
-more to the want of power, than of the will to make it so. It has been
-with much fear and trembling, my good sir, that I have ventured to
-give you the foregoing description; nor should I have done it, had I
-not confided fully in your determination not to betray me to these
-hornets in petticoats.
-
-Having done with the description of the female orders of our race, as
-far as I can, at present recollect their number and distinctive
-characters, I now proceed to that of my own sex.
-
-_Order 1st._ The _Great and Good Operatives_.--Although {360} in
-counting this order I will not venture quite as far as the Latin poet
-who asserted, that "they were scarce as numerous as the gates of
-Thebes, or the mouths of the Nile," it must be admitted that the
-number is most deplorably small, compared with that of the other
-orders. The _multum in parvo_, however, applies with peculiar force to
-the _Great and Good Operatives_. _All the orders_ certainly have
-intellects of some kind, which they exercise after fashions of their
-own--sometimes beneficially to themselves and others; then again
-injuriously, if not destructively to both. But only the individuals of
-this order always make the use of their mental powers for which they
-were bestowed; and hence it is that I have distinguished them as I
-have done. How far this distinction is appropriate, others must
-decide, after an impartial examination of the grounds upon which I
-mean to assert the justice of its claim to be adopted. Here they are.
-It is to _this_ order we must ascribe all which is truly glorious in
-war, or morally and politically beneficial in peace: to the exercise
-of their talents, their knowledge and their virtues, we are indebted
-for every thing beneficent in government or legislation; and by their
-agency, either direct or indirect, are all things accomplished which
-can most conduce to the good and happiness of mankind; unless it be
-that large portion of the god-like work which can better be achieved
-by the first order of the other sex.
-
-_Order 2d._ _Ipomœa Quamoclit_, or the Busy Bodies.--These, like the
-little plants after which I have ventured to name them, have a
-surprising facility at creeping or running, either under, through,
-around, or over any obstacles in their way. Their ruling passion
-consists in a most inordinate and unexplainable desire to pry into and
-become thoroughly acquainted with every person's private concerns, but
-their own; to the slightest care or examination of which, they have
-apparently an invincible antipathy. Has any person a quarrel or
-misunderstanding with one or more of his neighbors, they will worm
-out, by hook or by crook, all the particulars; not with any view, even
-the most distant, of reconciling the parties, (for peace-making is no
-business of theirs), but for the indescribable pleasure of gaining a
-secret, which all their friends, as the whole of their acquaintance
-are called, will be invited, as fast as they are found, to aid them in
-keeping. Is any man or woman much in debt, the neighboring busy-bodies
-will very soon be able to give a better account of the amount than the
-debtors themselves; but it will always be communicated with such
-earnest injunctions of secrecy from the alleged fear of injuring the
-credit of the parties, as to destroy _that_ credit quite as
-effectually as a publication of bankruptcy would do. Does the sparse
-population of a country neighborhood afford so rare and titillating a
-subject as a courtship, it furnishes one of the highest treats a
-busy-body can possibly have; and it not unfrequently happens that this
-courtship is, at least interrupted, if not entirely broken off, by the
-exuberant outpourings and embellishments of his delight at possessing
-such a secret, and at the prospect of participating in all the
-customary junketings and feastings upon such joyous occasions. The
-whole of this order are great carriers and fetchers of every species
-of country intelligence; great intimates (according to their account)
-of all great people; and above all--great locomotives. But, unlike
-their namesakes, the machines so called, they rarely if ever move
-straightforward; having a decided preference for that kind of zig-zag,
-hither and thither course, which takes them, in a time inconceivably
-short, into every inhabited hole and corner within their visiting
-circle, which is always large enough to keep them continually on the
-pad.
-
-N.B. There is an order of the other sex so nearly resembling the one
-just described, that I am in a great quandary whether I should not
-have united them, since the principal difference which I can discover,
-after much study is, that the former wears petticoats and the latter
-pantaloons. You and your readers must settle it, for Oliver Oldschool
-can not.
-
-_Order 3d._ _Noli me tangere_, or _Touch me not_.--These are so
-super-eminently sensitive and irritable, that should you but crook
-your finger at them apparently by way of slight, nothing but your
-blood can expiate the deadly offence: and whether that blood is to be
-extracted by a bout at fisty cuffs or cudgelling, or by the more
-genteel instrumentality of dirk, sword or pistol, must depend upon the
-relative rank and station of the parties concerned. If you belong not
-to that tribe embraced by the very comprehensive but rather equivocal
-term--_gentlemen_, you may hope to escape with only a few bruises or
-scarifications; but should your luckless destiny have placed you among
-_them_, death or decrepitude must be your portion, unless you should
-have the fortune to inflict it on your adversary.
-
-_Order 4th._ The _Gastronomes_.--The description of this order
-requires but few words. Their only object in life seems to be--to
-tickle their palates, and to provide the ways and means of provoking
-and gratifying their gormandizing appetites. They would travel fifty
-miles to eat a good dinner, sooner than move fifty inches to do a
-benevolent action; and would sacrifice fame, fortune and friends,
-rather than forego what they call the pleasures of the table. They
-show industry in nothing but catering for their meals; animation in
-nothing but discussions on the qualities and cookery of different
-dishes; and the only strong passion they ever evince is, that which
-reduces them merely to the level of beasts of prey. During the brief
-period of their degraded existence, they live despised and scoffed at
-by all but their associates, and die victims to dropsy, gout, palsy
-and apoplexy.
-
-_Order 5th._ The _Brain Stealers_.--The chief difference between this
-and the preceding order is, that the former steal their own brains by
-eating, the latter by drinking. For the idea conveyed by the term
-brain-stealers, I acknowledge myself indebted to Cassio in the play of
-Othello, where, in a fit of remorse for getting drunk, he is made to
-exclaim, "Oh! that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal
-away their brains!" This order may well follow its predecessor in
-dignity, or rather in _uselessness_, since the greatest optimist ever
-born would be puzzled to find out the way in which either can render
-any real, essential service to mankind. Although the alleged excuse
-for their practice--so long as they retain sense enough to offer
-any--is to cheer the spirits--to gladden the heart, the undeniable
-effect of that practice is, to depress the one, and to pain the other.
-Melancholy expels merriment, and the solitary feeling banishes the
-social; for the intolerable shame inspired by the consciousness of the
-{361} self-larceny they are continually committing, drives them into
-secret places for its perpetration; and into solitude during the short
-intervals between their self-destructive acts, to brood over their own
-indelible disgrace, the hopeless misery they inflict on all their
-friends and relatives, and the damning guilt they incur if there be
-any truth in Holy Writ--any such thing as eternal punishment in
-another world, for deeds voluntarily perpetrated in our present state
-of existence. But these are matters which never for a moment seem to
-arrest their desperate course. During the few intervals of sanity
-which chance rather than design seems to afford them, the retrospect
-is so full of self-condemnation, agonizing remorse, and awful
-anticipations of future retribution, of future and eternal punishment,
-that they recklessly hasten to drown all feeling--all consciousness of
-existence in the deadly draughts which they continually swallow. Thus
-they linger out their brief and pitiable lives in a kind of comatose
-stupor--a wretched burden and disgrace to themselves and a misery
-beyond description to all connected with them.
-
-_Order 6th._ The _Devilish Good Fellows_.--These possess, in an
-eminent degree, the art of concealing much thorough selfishness under
-the guise of what are called _companionable qualities_; for although
-loud professors of sociality and great company keepers, (except that
-of the ladies, which they never voluntarily seek,) they mix in society
-rather oftener at other people's expense than their own. Their money
-is lavished chiefly on themselves, except the modicum most skilfully
-expended in purchasing a character for generosity, and that which in
-common parlance is miscalled _good fellowship_. This is easily and
-often most profitably done, by giving a few well-timed dinners,
-suppers, and card-parties to their select companions and _bosom
-friends_, whose money they scruple not to win on such occasions to the
-last cent; having first made these dear objects of their disinterested
-regard drunk, while they kept sober for the purpose, although
-apparently encountering a similar risk of intoxication. All they do is
-for effect--for gulling others to their own advantage, rather than for
-any particular pleasure which they themselves derive from their own
-actions. Thus they become uproarious at the convivial board, not so
-much from impulse as design; not to excite themselves but their
-companions; and frequently clamor for "pushing the bottle," (for they
-are brain stealers) more to stultify others than to exhilirate their
-own feelings. They are great depositaries and retailers of all such
-anecdotes and stories as are called _good_, but rather on account of
-their obscenity than their genuine humor or wit. Now and then they
-incontinently perpetrate puns; make practical jokes; and are always
-merry in appearance, (whatever the real feelings may be) so far as
-antic contortions of the risible muscles can make them so. But they
-are utter strangers to that genuine hilarity of heart which imparts
-perennial cheerfulness to the countenances of all who are blessed with
-it, and which springs from a consciousness--both of good motives and
-good actions. Their lives are spent in a feverish course of
-sensuality--often of the lowest, the very grossest kind; and they
-generally die of a miserable old age, just as truly rational,
-temperate and moral people reach the prime of life.
-
-_Order 7th._ The _Philo-Mammonites_, or _Money Lovers_.--Although this
-term would comprehend a most numerous and motley host, if the mere
-existence of the passion itself were deemed a sufficient distinction,
-yet I mean to apply the designation only to such abortions of our race
-as love money for _itself alone_, independently as it would seem, both
-of its real and adventitiously exchangeable value. Others burn with
-affection for the beloved article, only as a means to attain the ends
-which they most passionately desire. These ends are as countless as
-the sands; some, for example, make it the grand object of their
-temporal existence to buy fine clothes, others fine equipages; others
-again fine houses, fine furniture, fine pictures, fine books--in
-short, _fine any thing_ which the world calls so, whatever they
-themselves may think of it; for, as Dr. Franklin most truly says,
-"_other peoples' eyes cost us more than our own_." The exclusive
-money-lovers despise what others love; with "the fleshly lusts that
-war against the souls" of other men, and _cost money_, they have
-nothing to do--no, not they! and even the common necessaries and
-comforts of life are all rejected for the sake of making, hoarding,
-and contemplating the dear--all-absorbing object of the only affection
-they are capable of feeling. In this respect, the money lover differs
-entirely, not only from all other human beings, but from every race of
-brutes, reptiles, and insects yet discovered. _They_, for instance,
-accumulate the food which they love, evidently for _use_, and not
-solely to look at, to gloat upon, as the ultimate, the exclusive
-source of gratification. _Their accumulation_, therefore, is but the
-means of attaining the end--_consumption_, from which all their real
-enjoyment seems to be anticipated. The propensity to collect for
-future use, which is called instinct in the latter, is identical with
-what is deemed the love of money, as it operates upon all the orders
-of mankind, except the _Philo Mammonites_. With the former, it is not
-the money they love, but something for which they have a passionate
-regard, that they know their money can procure: with the latter, the
-sole enjoyment (if indeed they may be thought capable of any) seems to
-consist in the mere looking at their hoards, and in the consciousness
-of being able to exclaim--"all this is _mine_, nothing but the
-inexorable tyrant death can take it away. Let others call it pleasure
-and happiness to spend money, if they are fools enough to do so; we
-deem it the only pleasure and happiness to make and keep it." To such
-men, the common feelings of humanity--the ordinary ties that bind
-together families and communities, are things utterly
-incomprehensible; and consequently neither the sufferings of their
-fellow men, nor their utmost miseries are ever permitted, for one
-moment, to interfere with that darling object which occupies their
-souls, to the exclusion of all others. This they for ever pursue, with
-an ardor that no discouragement can check; a recklessness of public
-sentiment that defies all shame; and often with a degree of
-self-inflicted want, both of food and raiment, which must be witnessed
-to be believed.
-
-_Order 8th._ The _Confiscators_.--In this order must be included
-(strange as it may seem) not only all thieves, pickpockets, swindlers,
-robbers and professional gamblers, but even many others, who, although
-professing most sanctimonious horror at the bare idea of violating the
-_letter_ of the laws relative to property, scruple not to disregard
-their _spirit_, whenever pelf is to be made by {362} it. To make money
-is the great end of their existence; but the means are left to time
-and circumstances to suggest--always, however, to be used according to
-the law-verbal, in such cases made and provided. The general title
-indicates rather the _wills_ than the _deeds_ of the whole order; the
-former being permanent, intense, and liable to no change--whereas the
-latter terminate, now and then, in such uncomfortable results as loss
-of character, imprisonment, and hanging. _Self-appropriation_, without
-parting with any equivalent, without incurring any loss that can
-possibly be avoided, is the cardinal, the paramount law with every
-grade: they differ only in the "_modus operandi_." Some, for example,
-work by fraud--others by force; some by superior skill, or exclusive
-knowledge--while hosts of others rely for success upon practising on
-the passions and vices, or the innocence and gullibility of their
-fellow-men. To do this the more effectually, they make much use of the
-terms justice, honesty, fair-dealing, in their discourse, but take
-special care to exclude them from their practice; for _they_ are to
-prosper, even should the Devil take all at whose expense that
-prosperity has been achieved, if, indeed, he deemed them worth taking,
-after their dear friends, the confiscators, have done with them.
-
-_Order 9th._ The _Blatterers_.--Although this word is now nearly
-obsolete, or degraded to the rank of vulgarisms, in company with many
-other good old terms of great force and fitness, once deemed of
-sterling value, I venture to use it here, because I know, in our whole
-language, no other so perfectly descriptive of this order; nor,
-indeed, any other which conveys the same idea. And here (if you will
-pardon another digression) I cannot forbear to express my regret at
-being compelled, as it were, to take leave of so many old
-acquaintances in our mother tongue, who have been expelled from modern
-parlance and writing. Our literary tastes and language will require
-but very little more sublimation--little more polishing and refining,
-to render that tongue scarcely intelligible to persons whose
-misfortune it was to be educated some half century ago, unless,
-indeed, they will go to school again. To call things by their right
-names, is among the "_mala prohibita_" in the canons of modern
-criticism; the strength, fitness, and power of old words, must give
-way to the indispensable euphony of new ones; and all the qualities
-once deemed essential to good style, must now be sacrificed, or, at
-least, hold a far inferior rank to mere smoothness, polish, and
-harmony of diction. I might give you quite a long catalogue of highly
-respectable and significant old words, once the legal currency of
-discourse, which have long since been turned out of doors, to make
-room for their modern correlatives; but neither my time nor space will
-permit me to mention more than the following, out of some hundreds.
-For instance, my old acquaintance, and perhaps yours, the word
-"breeches," has been dismissed for "_unmentionables_," or
-"_inexpressibles_;"--"shifts" and "petticoats" are now yclept "_under
-dress_;" and even "hell" itself, according to the authority of a
-highly polished Divine, perhaps now living, must hereafter be softened
-and amplified into the phrase, "a place which politeness forbids to
-mention." But let me return to the description of the Blattering
-order.
-
-To say, as I was very near doing, that their peculiar trait is "_to
-have words at will_," would have conveyed a very false notion; for
-that phrase is properly applicable only to such persons as can talk or
-be silent--can restrain or pour out their discourse at pleasure. But
-the Blatterers, although their words are as countless as the sands,
-seem to exercise no volition over them whatever, any more than a sieve
-can be said to do over the water that may be poured into it. Through
-and through the liquid will and must run, be the consequences what
-they may; and out of the mouths of the Blatterers must their words
-issue, let what will happen. So invariable is this the case, that we
-might almost say of their discourse as the Latin poet has so happily
-said of the stream of Time:
-
- "Labitur et labetur in omne volubilis aevum."
-
-They will unconsciously talk to themselves, if they can find no one
-else to talk to; but this soliloquizing they are rarely forced to
-perform--for so great are their diligence and tact in hunting up some
-unlucky wight or other upon whom to vent their words, that they are
-seldom unsuccessful in their search. Horace, in one of his epistles,
-has most pathetically described, in his own person, the sufferings of
-all those who are so luckless as to be caught by one of these very
-benevolent tormentors of their species; and he has hit off, most
-admirably, their multiform powers of inflicting annoyance. But many
-ways and means, never "dreamt of in his philosophy," have since been
-discovered, which it devolves upon others, far his inferiors, to
-describe. In regard, for instance, to the choice of subjects, if a
-Blatterer may be deemed capable of choosing, our modern logocracies
-have opened a field of almost boundless extent, which, in Horace's
-day, was a "_terra incognita_." Their loquacity would utterly shame
-that ancient braggart, whose boast it was, that he could extemporize
-two hundred Latin verses, while standing on one leg; and their
-matchless talents for political mistification--for comminuting, and
-spreading out all sorts of materials susceptible of being used for
-party purposes, were never called forth, and consequently never
-developed, until many a century after Horace was in his grave. The
-present age--I may say, _the present times_, may justly claim the
-distinguished honor not only of furnishing more aliment for the
-nurture of the Blattering order than any other age or times--but, on
-the political economy principle, that, "_demand will always beget
-supply_," to them must be awarded the exclusive merit of furnishing a
-much greater number of such patriotic operatives than ever could be
-found before, since our father Noah left his ark. In proof of this
-assertion, I would ask, where is there now any hole or corner, either
-in public or private life, in which Blatterers may not often be heard?
-Where is there any electioneering ground--any hustings to hold an
-election--any forensic assemblage, or legislative halls, exempt
-entirely from these most successful confounders and despisers of all
-grammatical and rhetorical rules--of all the plainest dictates of
-common sense? As every thing they utter seems the result rather of
-chance than design, it might be supposed that the former would
-occasionally lead them, (especially when acting as public
-functionaries,) at least into some approximation towards argument or
-eloquence; but, alas! no such chance ever befalls them. By a kind of
-fatality, apparently unsusceptible of change or "shadow of turning,"
-all their efforts at {363} either eloquence or argument, turn out most
-pitiable or ridiculous abortions; for they invariably mistake
-assertion for the latter, and empty, bombastic declamation and
-gasconading for the former. Vociferation they always mistake for
-sense, and personal abuse of every body opposed to them, for the best
-means of promoting what they understand by the term, "public
-good"--meaning, thereby, the good of whatever party they take under
-their special care.
-
-_Order 10th._ The _Would Be's_, or _Preposterous Imitators_.--This,
-probably, is the most numerous of all the orders of our class,
-although very far from comprehending the whole human race, as that
-witty satyrist Horace would have us believe, with his "_Nemo contentus
-vivat_." But it includes all, who by their array and management of
-"the outward man," would pass themselves off, upon society, for
-something upon which nature has put her irrevocable veto. Some few of
-the brute creation have been charged (falsely as I humbly conceive)
-with this warring against her absolute decrees; for, as far as we can
-judge, they are all perfectly content with their own forms and
-conditions, and live out their respective times without apeing, or
-manifesting any desire to ape, either the appearance or manners of
-their fellow-brutes, as _we_ so often and abortively do those of our
-fellow-men. It is true that the monkey, one of the accused parties,
-seems to possess no small talent in this way; but if the exercise of
-it were fully understood, it appears probable that we should always
-find it to be done at our expense, and in derision of those only who
-are continually aping something above their powers--as much as to say,
-(had they the gift of speech) "Risum teneatis Amici?"--see what fools
-ye are, to labor so hard and so vainly, in efforts to do what _we_ can
-do better than yourselves! If we consider their tricks and their
-travesties in any other point of view, we shall commit the same
-ludicrous blunder that one of our Would Be's of the olden time was
-said once to have committed at a certain foreign court, "in mistaking
-a sarcasm for a compliment," to the great amusement of all who had
-cognizance of the fact, except the poor Americans, of whom he was
-rather an unlucky sample.
-
-The poor frog has also been accused of this preposterous mimicry; but
-it is only a single case, much at war with our knowledge of this
-apparently unambitious quadruped or reptile, (I am not naturalist
-enough to know which to call it)--much at war, too, with the chivalric
-principles of attacking none incapable of self-defence; and
-_moreover_, it is related by a professed inventor of fables, with
-whose professional license of fibbing we have all been familiar from
-our childhood, and are therefore prepared to estimate at its true
-value. I allude, as you must suppose, to our school-boy tale, wherein
-it is asserted (believe it who can) that a poor frog, demented by
-vanity, burst himself open, and of course perished, in his
-impracticable efforts to swell himself to the unattainable size of the
-portly ox. Why this far-fetched and incredible story should ever have
-been invented for illustrating a matter of frequent occurrence among
-ourselves, I never could well understand. The constant puffings and
-swellings-out of thousands and tens of thousands of our own class, to
-attain dimensions which nothing but gum-elastic minds and bodies, or
-something still more expansive, could qualify them to attain, are
-quite sufficient, manifest, and ridiculous, to render useless all
-resort to the invention of fabulous tales--all appeal to the imagined
-follies and gratuitously assumed vices of brute-beasts, reptiles and
-insects, for the laudable purpose of proving that man himself is no
-better than a brute in many of his propensities and habits. As to his
-particular folly of trying to change himself into something which he
-never can be, why should fabulists or any others attempt to drag the
-poor monkeys, frogs, and other animals into such a co-partnery,
-without a solitary authenticated fact to warrant the imputation, when
-innumerable facts are daily occurring among ourselves, to satisfy even
-the most sceptical, both in regard to the indigenous growth of this
-folly, and of man's exclusive right to it. The Would Be's, in fact,
-are to be seen almost in every place, and in all the walks of life;
-but especially in villages, towns, cities, and at medicinal springs,
-for in these the chances of attracting notice being generally
-proportioned to the population, there will always be more
-notice-seekers--in other words, more Would Be's than elsewhere.
-
-Streets and public squares constitute the great outdoor theatre for
-their multiform exhibitions. The first you meet perhaps, is one who is
-enacting the profound thinker, although, probably, if the truth were
-known, not three ideas that could lead to any useful result, have ever
-crossed his brain, once a year, since he was born. His pace is slow,
-but somewhat irregular and zig-zag; his eyes are generally fixed on
-the ground, as it were geologizing; the tip of his fore-finger is on
-his nose, or his upper lip compressed between that finger and his
-thumb; the other hand and arm unconsciously swung behind his back; and
-so deep is his abstraction, that, should you be meeting him, you must
-step aside, or risk a concussion of bodies, which must end either in a
-fight or mutual apologies.
-
-The next sample, probably, may be in quite a different style, although
-equally burlesque and preposterous. This one may be striving to play
-the gentleman of high official station, or great celebrity for
-talents, learning, or some other attainment which deservedly elevates
-him in the estimation of mankind. But mistaking exterior appearances
-for sure manifestations of internal qualities and endowments, which he
-is incapable of acquiring, he foolishly imagines that by means of the
-former he can pass himself off for what he wishes. Thus you will meet
-him, strutting and swaggering along, most majestically, with head
-erect, elevated chest, and perpendicular body--with a face, the
-owl-like solemnity of which nothing but the look of that sapient
-animal itself can equal, and a pomposity of air and manner which says,
-as far as pantomime can express words--"Who but _I_--_I myself_--_I_;
-look at _me_, ye mean and contemptible fellows, one and all!"
-
-Pass him as soon as you have had your laugh out, and you will not go
-far before you will meet some other, probably quite dissimilar to both
-the others, although actuated by the same indomitable passion for
-conquering nature. The two former moved at a rate such as would suit a
-funeral procession; but your next man may be seen hurrying along with
-the speed of a courier despatched after an accoucheur, or for a doctor
-to one at the point of death. His legs are moving with the utmost
-rapidity short of running, and his feet are {364} thrown forward with
-a kind of sling, as if he were trying to kick off his shoes; while his
-arms, from the shoulder joint to the extremities, are alternately
-swung with a force and quickness of motion, as if he expected from
-them the same service that a boatman does from his oars. This worthy
-gentleman's highest ambition is, to be mistaken for a man nearly
-overwhelmed with business so multifarious and important, as scarcely
-to allow him time to eat or sleep, when it is very probable that he
-either has none at all, or none which would prevent him from moving
-quite as slowly as he pleased.
-
-When tired with contemplating what I will venture to call the
-physiognomy of walking, you may betake yourself to some large dinner
-party, should your good fortune have furnished you with an invitation.
-There you will rarely fail to have an _in-door_ treat quite equal, if
-not superior to the former, in witnessing other modes developed by
-speech, in which "the Would Be's" betray their ruling passion--a
-treat, by the way, which some travesty wag has most maliciously called
-"_the feast of reason and the flow of soul_," when all who have ever
-tried it, perfectly well know, that in nineteen cases out of twenty,
-it is very little more than the flow of good liquor, and the feast of
-good viands--not that _I_, Mr. Editor, mean to object to _either_,
-when _used in a way_ to heighten all the innocent enjoyments of social
-intercourse, without endangering health or shortening life, as they
-are too often made to do. But having been always accustomed to deem it
-very disgraceful for rational beings to rank either eating or drinking
-to excess among these enjoyments, I cannot forbear to enter my protest
-against any such misnomer. Might I be permitted here to say what
-should be the chief object of all social parties whatever, I would
-decide that it should be _mutual improvement_, and that the
-individuals who compose them should consider themselves as members of
-a kind of joint stock company, met, on such occasions, to perfect each
-other in their parts, as performers in the great drama of human
-life--that whenever called on _to act_, they might acquit themselves
-most naturally, agreeably, and usefully, both to themselves and
-others. Few indeed, "and far between," will be the dinner parties
-answering this description; for, in general, there are no social
-meetings at which you will find a greater assemblage of the Would
-Be's. Here you will often find very garrulous and deep critics in
-wine, who if the truth were known, would probably vastly prefer a
-drink of fourth proof whiskey, gin or brandy, to the choicest products
-of the best vineyards in the world. Occasionally you may also see
-exquisite amateurs of music, who, would they be candid, must plead
-guilty of utter ignorance on the subject, or confess a decided
-preference for some such old acquaintance as "Poor Betty Martin tip
-toe fine," or "Yankee Doodle," on a jews-harp or hurdy-gurdy, to the
-finest compositions of the most celebrated masters, performed by
-themselves, in their highest style, on their favorite instruments. A
-good assortment too of gormandizers is rarely wanting at such places;
-men whose gift of speech is never exercised but in praise of good
-cookery--whose mouths seem formed for little else than to eat and
-drink, and whose stomachs may truly be called "_omnibuses_," being
-depositories for full as great a variety of dead eatable substances,
-as the vehicles properly so called are of living bodies. The chief
-difference consists in the latter moving on four wheels--the former on
-two legs! There, likewise, may sometimes be seen the Virtuoso, "_rara
-avis in terris_," at least in our land, whose affected skill in
-ancient relics transcends, a sightless distance, that of the renowned
-Dr. Cornelius Scriblerus, the antiquary, rendered so famous by
-mistaking a barber's old rusty basin for an antique shield of some
-long deceased warrior.
-
-Although science and literature are articles generally in very bad
-odor, if not actually contraband in such assemblages, (bodies and not
-minds being the thing to be fed,) still both are now and then
-introduced, and rare work are made of them by the would be scholars.
-To the real scholar--the well educated gentleman, there cannot well be
-any more severe trial of his politeness and self-command, than is
-afforded by their ridiculous attempts to display their taste and
-erudition. But the farce, incomparably the best of the whole, will
-usually be enacted by the little party politicians, who almost always
-constitute a considerable portion of a dinner party in these times.
-With these the settling of their dinners is quite a secondary affair
-to the settling of our national affairs, a most important part of
-which duty they most patriotically take upon themselves. _Ex
-necessitate rei_, their vehement volubility, their ardent zeal,
-constantly blazes out with an intensity of heat in full proportion to
-the self-imputed share of each in our national concerns. With this
-volcanic fire burning in their bosoms, cotemporaneously with so large
-a portion of the government of fifteen millions of human beings
-pressing on their shoulders--gigantic though they be--it is truly
-amazing with what alacrity and perseverance they at the same time
-talk, eat, and decide on the most difficult problems in political
-science--the most complex and really doubtful measures of national
-policy and legislation--when their whole outfit for so arduous a work
-consists, in all human probability, of a few hours of weekly reading
-in some party newspaper, edited by some man equally conceited,
-ignorant, and opinionated with themselves.
-
-All this while, although the entertainer and a portion of his guests
-may be well qualified to sustain conversation both highly improving
-and interesting, _fashion_ has vetoed the attempt--and they must
-either be silent, or join in the usual frivolous, desultory, and
-useless verbosity generally uttered on such occasions. Alas! that man,
-made after God's own image, and endowed with the noble gifts of
-speech, intellect, judgment, and taste, should so often and so
-deplorably abuse them.
-
-When satiated with the dinner party, should you still wish to see more
-of the Would Be's, hasten to the Soirée or the Squeeze, and you will
-_there_ find fresh and most titillating food for your _moral_ palate,
-if you will pardon the figure. All that is most exquisitely
-ridiculous, either in attitude, gesture, or language, may, not
-unfrequently, be there witnessed in its most comic, most
-laugh-provoking form. There you may often witness nearly every
-possible disguise under which vulgarity apes gentility--every
-imaginable grimace and gesticulation that can be mistaken for graceful
-ease of manner--and every style of conversation or casual remark which
-"the Would Be's" may imagine best calculated to substitute their
-counterfeit currency for _that_ which is genuine and acceptable to
-all. In these motley assemblages {365} you may prepare to behold,
-among other sights, the now universally prevalent walk for fashionable
-ladies, in its highest style. This consists in a kind of indescribable
-twitching of the body, alternately to the right and left, which the
-gazing green-horns, not in the secret that _fashion commands it_,
-would surely mistake for the annoyance occasioned by certain pins in
-their dresses having worked out of place, and would accordingly
-commiserate rather than admire the supposed sufferers.
-
-But to cap the climax of these abortive contests against nature, you
-must move about until you come to the _rocking-chairs_, those articles
-which, in bygone times, were used only by our decrepid old ladies, or
-the nurses of infant children; but which, in our more refined age, are
-now deemed indispensable appendages of every room for entertaining
-company. When you come to one of these former depositories for nearly
-superannuated women and nurses of infants, instead of similar
-occupants to those of the olden time, you will find them sometimes
-occupied by those of "the woman kind" who are making their first
-fishing parties after "_a tang-lang_,"[1] and who have been taught to
-believe that a well turned ankle and pretty foot are very pretty
-things, the sight of which it would be quite unreasonable and selfish
-that the possessor should monopolize. But generally, the operatives in
-these quasi-cradles for decrepitude and helpless infancy, will be
-found to be youths of the male sex scarcely of age, and surrounded
-often by ladies old enough to be their mothers, and wanting seats--but
-wanting them in vain. These exquisite young gentlemen will always be
-found, when thus self-motive, so entirely absorbed, as to have
-forgotten completely not only the established rule, even in our rudest
-society, of offering our seat to any standing lady, but almost their
-own personal identity, which is frequently any thing but
-prepossessing. Rocking away at rail road speed, self-satisfied beyond
-the power of language to describe, with head thrown back, and
-protruded chin, "bearded like the pard," as much as to say, "Ladies,
-did you ever behold so kissable a face?--pray come try it"--they rock
-on to the infinite amusement, pity, or contempt of all beholders.
-
-[Footnote 1: "Tang-lang." For this term and the little story in which
-it is introduced, I am indebted to that admirable writer Oliver
-Goldsmith; but before I give the tale itself, I must beseech your
-readers not for a moment to suspect me of any such treasonable design
-against the fair sex, as to represent all young ladies, upon their
-first entrance into company, as fishing for tang-langs. My purpose is
-merely to supply them with a few very useful moral hints, in the
-highly entertaining language of an author, who being "old fashioned,"
-may probably be little known to many of them. But now for the story.
-
-"In a winding of the river Amidar, just before it falls into the
-Caspian sea, there lies an island unfrequented by the inhabitants of
-the continent. In this seclusion, blest with all that wild,
-uncultivated nature could bestow, lived a princess and her two
-daughters. She had been wrecked upon the coast while her children as
-yet were infants, who, of consequence, though grown up, were entirely
-unacquainted with man. Yet, inexperienced as the young ladies were in
-the opposite sex, both early discovered symptoms, the one of prudery,
-the other of being a coquet. The eldest was ever learning maxims of
-wisdom and discretion from her mamma, whilst the youngest employed all
-her hours in gazing at her own face in a neighboring fountain.
-
-"Their usual amusement in this solitude was fishing. Their mother had
-taught them all the secrets of the art: she showed them which were the
-most likely places to throw out the line, what baits were most proper
-for the various seasons, and the best manner to draw up the finny
-prey, when they had hooked it. In this manner they spent their time,
-easy and innocent, till one day the princess being indisposed, desired
-them to go and catch her a sturgeon or a shark for supper, which she
-fancied might sit easy on her stomach. The daughters obeyed, and
-clapping on a goldfish, the usual bait on these occasions, went and
-sat upon one of the rocks, letting the gilded hooks glide down the
-stream.
-
-"On the opposite shore, farther down at the mouth of the river lived a
-diver for pearls, a youth who, by long habit in his trade, was almost
-grown amphibious; so that he could remain whole hours at the bottom of
-the water, without ever fetching breath. He happened to be at that
-very instant diving, when the ladies were fishing with a gilded hook.
-Seeing therefore the bait, which to him had the appearance of real
-gold, he was resolved to seize the prize; but both hands being already
-filled with pearl-oysters, he found himself obliged to snap at it with
-his mouth; the consequence is easily imagined; the hook, before
-unperceived, was instantly fastened in his jaw; nor could he, with all
-his efforts or his floundering, get free.
-
-"Sister, cries the youngest princess, I have certainly caught a
-monstrous fish; I never perceived anything struggle so at the end of
-my line before; come and help me to draw it in. They both now,
-therefore, assisted in fishing up the diver on shore; but nothing
-could equal their surprize upon seeing him. Bless my eyes! cries the
-prude, what have we got here? This is a very odd fish to be sure; I
-never saw any thing in my life look so queer; what eyes--what terrible
-claws--what a monstrous snout! I have read of this monster somewhere
-before, it certainly must be a tang-lang that eats women; let us throw
-it back into the sea where we found it.
-
-"The diver in the mean time stood upon the beach, at the end of the
-line, with the hook in his mouth, using every art that he thought
-could best excite pity, and particularly looking extremely tender,
-which is usual in such circumstances. The coquet, therefore, in some
-measure influenced by the innocence of his looks, ventured to
-contradict her companion. Upon my word, sister, says she, I see
-nothing in the animal so very terrible as you are pleased to
-apprehend; I think it may serve well enough for a change. Always
-sharks, and sturgeons, and lobsters, and craw-fish, make me quite
-sick. I fancy a slice of this nicely grilled, and dressed up with
-shrimp sauce would be very pretty eating. I fancy too mamma would like
-a bit with pickles above all things in the world; and if it should not
-sit easy on her stomach, it will be time enough to discontinue it,
-when found disagreeable, you know. Horrid! cries the prude, would the
-girl be poisoned? I tell you it is a tang-lang; I have read of it in
-twenty places. It is every where described as the most pernicious
-animal that ever infested the ocean. I am certain it is the most
-insidious, ravenous creature in the world; and is certain destruction,
-if taken internally. The youngest sister was now, therefore, obliged
-to submit: both assisted in drawing the hook with some violence from
-the diver's jaw; and he, finding himself at liberty, bent his breast
-against the broad wave, and disappeared in an instant.
-
-"Just at this juncture, the mother came down to the beach, to know the
-cause of her daughters' delay: they told her every circumstance,
-describing the monster they had caught. The old lady was one of the
-most discreet women in the world; she was called the black-eyed
-princess, from two black eyes she had received in her youth, being a
-little addicted to boxing in her liquor. Alas! my children, cries she,
-what have you done? The fish you caught was a man-fish, one of the
-most tame domestic animals in the world. We could have let him run and
-play about the garden, and he would have been twenty times more
-entertaining than our squirrel or monkey. If that be all, says the
-young coquet, we will fish for him again. If that be all, I'll hold
-three tooth-picks to one pound of snuff, I catch him whenever I
-please. Accordingly they threw in their lines once more, but with all
-their gliding, and paddling, and assiduity, they could never after
-catch the diver. In this state of solitude and disappointment they
-continued for many years, still fishing, but without success; till, at
-last, the Genius of the place, in pity to their distress, changed the
-prude into a shrimp, and the coquet into an oyster."]
-
-But in tender mercy to your own patience and that of your readers,
-both of which I have so severely taxed, I will conclude for the
-present, and remain your friend,
-
-OLIVER OLDSCHOOL.
-
-
-{366}
-
-
-ON THE DEATH OF CAMILLA.
-
-BY L. A. WILMER.
-
-
- 'Tis past; the dear delusive dream hath fled,
- And with it all that made existence dear;
- Not she alone, but all my joys are dead,
- For all my joys could live alone with her.
- O, if the grave e'er claim'd affection's tear,
- Then, loved Camilla, on thy clay-cold bed
- Clothed with the verdure of the new-born year,
- Where each wild flower its fragrance loves to shed--
- There will I kneel and weep, and wish myself were dead.
-
- 'Tis not for _her_ I weep--no, she is bless'd;
- A favor'd soul enfranchis'd from this sphere:
- A selfish sorrow riots in my breast;
- I mourn for woes that she can never share.
- She sighs no more--no more lets fall the tear,
- She who once sympathiz'd with every grief
- That tore this bosom, solac'd every care;
- She whose sweet presence made all sorrows brief,
- Ah, now no more to me can she afford relief.
-
- Around this world--(a wilderness to me,
- Not Petrea's deserts more forlorn or dread)
- I cast my eyes, and wish in vain to see
- Those rays of hope the skies in mercy shed--
- Each dear memorial of Camilla dead--
- Her image, by the pencil's aid retain'd,
- The sainted lock that once adorn'd her head,
- These sad mementos of my grief, remain'd
- To tell me I have lost what ne'er can be regain'd.
-
- On these I gaze, on these my soul I bend,
- Breathe all my prayers, and offer every sigh;
- With these my joys, my hopes, my wishes blend,--
- For these I live--for these I fain would die;
- These subject for my every thought supply--
- Her picture smiles, unconscious of my woe,
- Benevolence beams from that azure eye,
- From mine the tears of bitter anguish flow,
- And yet she smiles serene, nor seems my grief to know!
-
- * * * * *
-
- Still let imagination view the saint,
- The seraph now--Camilla I behold!--
- Such as the pen or pencil may not paint,
- In hues which shall not seem austerely cold.
- To fancy's eye her beauties still unfold.
- What fancy pictures in her wildest mood,
- What thought alone, and earth no more can mould
- She was; with all to charm mankind endued,
- Eve in her perfect state, in her once more renew'd!
-
- Chang'd is the scene! The coffin and the tomb
- Enfold that form where every grace combin'd!
- Death draws his veil--envelopes in his gloom
- The boast of earth--the wonder of mankind!
- She died--without reluctance, and resigned;
- Without reluctance, but one tear let fall
- In pity for the wretch she left behind,
- To curse existence on this earthly ball--
- One thought she gave to him, and then the heavens had all.
-
- Who that hath seen her but hath felt her worth?
- Who praise withholds, and hopes to be forgiven?
- Her presence banish'd every thought of earth,
- Subdued each wish unfit to dwell in heaven.
- From all of earth her hopes and thoughts were riven,
- She lived regardful of the skies alone;
- A saint, but not by superstition driven,
- Not by the vow monastic, to atone
- For sins that ne'er were hers,--for sins to her unknown!
-
- Hers was religion from all dross refin'd,
- A soul communing with its parent--God;
- Grateful for benefits and aye resigned
- To every dispensation of His rod.
- Pure and immaculate, life's path she trod--
- Envy grew pale and calumny was dumb!
- Till drooping, dying--this floriferous sod,
- And this plain marble, point her lowly tomb;
- Even here she still inspires a reverential gloom!
-
- O lost to earth, yet ever bless'd,--farewell!
- This poor oblation to thy grave I bring;
- O spotless maid, that now in heav'n dost dwell
- Where choral saints and radiant angels sing
- The eternal praises of the Almighty king;
- While this sad cypress and funereal yew
- Unite their boughs, their gloom around me fling,
- Congenial glooms, that all my own renew;
- I still invoke thy shade, still pause to bid adieu!
-
-
-
-
-SONNET.
-
-
- Science! meet daughter of old Time thou art,
- Who alterest all things with thy peering eyes!
- Why prey'st thou thus upon the poet's heart,
- Vulture! whose wings are dull realities!
- How should he love thee, or how deem thee wise,
- Who would'st not leave him in his wandering,
- To seek for treasure in the jewell'd skies,
- Albeit he soar with an undaunted wing?
- Hast thou not dragg'd Diana from her car,
- And driv'n the Hamadryad from the wood
- To seek a shelter in some happier star?
- The gentle Naiad from her fountain flood?
- The elfin from the green grass? and from me
- The summer dream beneath the shrubbery?
-
-E. A. P.
-
-
-
-
-THE LAKE.
-
- On thy fair bosom, silver lake,
- The wild swan spreads his snowy sail,
- And round his breast the ripples break,
- As down he bears before the gale.
- _Percival_.
-
-
-The way we travelled along the southern shore of Lake Michigan was
-somewhat singular. There being no road, we drove right on the strand,
-one wheel running in the water. Thus we travelled thirty miles, at the
-rate of two miles an hour. In the lake we saw a great many gulls
-rocking on the waves and occasionally flying up into the air, sailing
-in circles, and fanning their white plumage in the sunshine.
-
-While thus slowly winding along the sandy margin of the lake we met a
-number of Pottowatimies on horseback in Indian file, men with rifles,
-women with papooses, and farther on we passed an Indian
-village--wigwams of mats comically shaped. This village stood {367}
-right on the shore of the lake; some Indian boys half-naked were
-playing in the sand, and an Indian girl of about fourteen was standing
-with arms folded looking towards the lake. There was, or I imagined
-there was, something in that scene, that attitude, that countenance of
-the Indian girl, touching and picturesque in the highest degree--a
-study for the painter.
-
-Alas--these Indians! the dip of their paddle is unheard, the embers of
-the council-fire have gone out, and the bark of the Indian dog has
-ceased to echo in the forest. Their wigwams are burnt, the cry of the
-hunter has died away, the title to their lands is extinguished, the
-tribes, scattered like sheep, fade from the map of existence. The
-unhappy remnant are driven onward--onward to the ocean of the West.
-Such are the reflections that came into my mind, on seeing the
-beautiful Pottowatimie of Lake Michigan.
-
-C. C.
-
-
-
-
-THE HALL OF INCHOLESE.
-
-BY J. N. McJILTON.
-
- Host and guests still lingered there,
- But host and guests were dead.
- _Old Ballad_.
-
-
-Venice is the very _outrance_--_gloria mundi_ of a place for fashion,
-fun and frolic. Does any one dispute it? Let him ask the San Marco,
-the Campanile, the iron bound building that borders one end of the
-Bridge of Sighs, or the Ducal Palace, that hangs like a wonder on the
-other. Let him ask the Arena de Mari, the Fontego de Tedeschi, or if
-he please, the moon-struck _Visionaire_, who gazed his sight away from
-Ponte de Sospiri, on the Otontala's sparkling fires, and if from each
-there be not proof, _plus quam sufficit_--why Vesuvius never
-illuminated Naples--that's all.
-
-Well! Venice is a glorious place for fashion, fun and frolic; so have
-witnessed thousands--so witnessed Incholese.
-
-Incholese was a foreigner--no matter whence, and many a jealous
-Venetian hated him to his heart's overflowing; the inimitable Pierre
-Bon-bon himself had not more sworn enemies, and no man that ever lived
-boasted more pretended friends, than did this celebrated operator on
-whiskey-punch and puddings.
-
-His house fronted the Rialto, and overlooked the most superb and
-fashionably frequented streets in Venice. His hall, the famed "Hall of
-Incholese," resort of the exquisite, and gambler's heaven, was on the
-second floor, circular in shape, forty-five feet in diameter. Windows
-front and rear, framed with mirror-plates in place of plain glass,
-completed the range on either side, all decorated with damask
-hangings, rich and red, bordered with blue and yellow tasselated
-fringe, with gilt and bronze supporters. It seemed more like a Senate
-hall, or Ducal palace parlor, than a room in the private dwelling of a
-gentleman of leisure--of "elegant leisure," as it was termed by the
-_politesse_ of the _Republique_. A rich carpet covered the floor, with
-a figure in its centre of exactly the dimensions of the rotondo table,
-which had so repeatedly suffered under the weight of wine; to say
-nothing of the gold and silver lost and won upon its slab, sufficient
-to have made insolvent the wealthiest Crœsus in the land--in _any_
-land. Over this table was suspended a chandelier the proud Autocrat of
-all the Russias might have coveted; and forming a square from the
-centre, were four others, less in size, but equal in brilliancy and
-value. Mirrors in metal frames, and paintings of exquisite and costly
-execution, filled up the interstices between the windows.
-Chairs--splendid chairs, sofas, ottomans, and extra wine tables, made
-up the furniture of the Hall of Incholese. This Hall however was not
-the sole magnificence of the huge pile it beautified. Other and
-splendid apartments, saloons, galleries, etc., filled up the wings,
-and contributed to the grandeur of the building. Yet, strange to say,
-the proprietor, owner and occupier of this vast establishment, had no
-wife, to share with him its elegances--to mingle her sweet voice in
-the strains of purchased melody and revel, that made the lofty edifice
-often ring to its foundation. He had no wife. And why? Let the sequel
-of his history rehearse.
-
-Thousands flocked to this magnificent Hall--citizens, strangers,
-travellers; many drank, gambled, revelled--were ruined. Few left it
-but were blasted wrecks, both in health and fortune. Thousands left
-it, tottering from their madness, cursing the brilliant revel that
-lighted them to doom.
-
-Millions rolled into the coffers of Incholese; he seemed a way-mark
-for fortune--a moving monument of luck. Hundreds of his emissaries
-went out in different directions, and through different kingdoms,
-supplied with gold, for the purpose of winning more for their wealthy
-master. The four cardinals of the compass with all the intermediate
-points became his avenues of wealth.
-
-"Wealth is power"--Archimedes knew it when he experienced the want of
-means to make a lever long enough to reach beyond the power of this
-little world's attraction; and the ingenious Tippet often felt the
-inconvenience and uncomfortableness of the want of it in executing his
-admirable plans for perpetual motion.
-
-Incholese had wealth--he had power--_c'est un dit-on_. The Venetian
-Senate resolved on a loan from his ample store, and bowed obsequious,
-did every member, to the nod of the patron of the State. The Spanish
-minister forgot to consult as his only guide the _Squittinio della
-Liberta Veneta_ and was seen whispering with Incholese; and instead of
-the Marquis of Bedmar, first minister to Flanders, the _primum mobile_
-received in mistake from Rome the hat of the cardinal. The fingers of
-a man of wealth turn every thing they touch to gold. We have said
-Incholese was a foreigner--so was the Spanish minister, and they
-whispered about more than State affairs and gold, though the gambler
-had gone deep into the pockets of the friend of his Catholic majesty.
-
-The Doge, Antonio Priuli, had a daughter, adopted or otherwise, who
-was considered by the most popular _amateurs_ the perfection of
-beauty. She had more admirers than all the beauties of the Republic
-put together; but the scornful Glorianna looked with disdain upon them
-all. She curled her lip most contumeliously at the crowd of waiting
-votaries humiliated at her feet. Pride was her prevailing, her only
-passion; love and affection were strangers to her haughty nature. She
-reigned and ruled, the absolute queen, in thought, word and deed of
-the vast throng that followed in her footsteps, and fain would revel
-in her smile. Incholese attended in her train, and swore by the
-pontiff's mace, that he would give his right ear for a kiss from her
-sweet lips; he worried the saints with prayers and the priests with
-{368} bribes, to bring the haughty fair one to his arms, but prayers
-and bribes proved fruitless--the daughter of the Doge was above them
-all, and only smiled to drive her victim mad.
-
-Incholese was proud and spirited, and so completely was he irritated
-at the repeated efforts he made to gain a single hour's social
-converse with the lofty Helen of his hopes, that he vowed at last at
-the risk of a special nuncio from his Holiness to go the length of his
-fortune to bring her upon a level with himself if he remained in the
-parallax but fifteen minutes.
-
-The Spanish minister was married; but a star on the fashionable
-horizon higher than the Vesta of his own choice, prompted the proffer
-of his help, in the establishment of a medium point of lustre. The
-Senate did not assemble oftener to devise ways and means for the
-discharge of the public debt and for the safety of the State, than did
-Incholese and the minister, to humble the haughty heiress of the rich
-possessions of the Doge; and the conspiracy seemed as perilous and
-important as the great stratagem of the Duke de Ossumna against the
-government of Venice. A thousand plans were proposed, matured and put
-in execution, but their repeated failure served only to mortify the
-conspirators and make them more intent upon the execution of their
-plan. It was to no purpose that the Doge was invited _with his family_
-to spend a social hour, or that in return the invitation was given
-from the palace; the uncompromising object of innumerable schemes, and
-proud breaker of hearts, still kept aloof--still maintained her
-ascendancy.
-
-While these petty intrigues were going forward, a conspiracy of a more
-daring character was in the course of prosecution. It was nothing less
-than the conspiracy of the Spaniards against the government of
-Venice--a circumstance which at the present time forms no unimportant
-portion of Venetian history.
-
-Every thing by the conspirators had been secretly arranged, and
-Bedmar, notwithstanding his being among those who were deepest in the
-plot, never once hinted the subject to Incholese, though at the time
-they were inseparable companions, and co-workers in establishing a
-standard of beauty for the Italian metropolis. This however may be
-easily accounted for; he knew the government was debtor to Incholese;
-he knew also of the intimacy that existed between the Doge and the
-gambler, and he was too familiar with intrigue not to suspect a
-discovery when the secret should be in the knowledge of one so
-interested; he therefore bit his lip and kept the matter to himself.
-Had there been a no less villain than Bedmar in the conspiracy, the
-plot might have succeeded and the Spaniards become masters of Venice.
-But the heart of Jaffier, one of the heads of the conspiracy, failed
-him, and he disclosed to Bartholomew Comino the whole affair. Comino
-was secretary to the Council of Ten, which Council he soon assembled
-and made known the confession of Jaffier. Comino was young and
-handsome, and he took the lead in the discovery of the plot and
-bringing the conspirators to justice. His intercourse with the Doge
-was dignified and manly, and at such a time with such a man, the proud
-Glorianna condescended to converse. She was won to familiarity, and
-requested the secretary to call at her apartment and tell her the
-history of an affair, in which she, with all the household of the
-Doge, were so deeply interested. She insisted particularly that he
-should take the earliest opportunities to inform her of the further
-procedure of the Council with the faction. The secretary consented,
-and every intercourse tended to subdue her haughty spirit, and he was
-soon admitted to her friendship as an equal.
-
-Bedmar was disgraced and sent back to Spain in exchange for Don Louis
-Bravo, the newly appointed minister. Incholese followed the fallen
-Marquis with his hearty curse, and vowed if so deceived by man again,
-the villain's life should appease his hate. The conspirators who were
-not screened by office were executed, and peace and tranquillity were
-soon restored to the State. The new minister being averse to the
-society of gamesters, Incholese and himself could not be friends--a
-singular enough circumstance that a titled gentleman from the great
-metropolis of Spain should despise the friendship of a gentleman
-gambler, highly exalted as was the famous Incholese. Bartholomew
-Comino in the discharge of his official functions, was compelled to
-visit and exchange civilities with the popular gamester. Incholese had
-observed the condescension of the empress of his heart's vanity
-towards this individual, and determined to avail himself of his
-friendship. He solicited an introduction to the south wing of the
-palace of the Doge, and to the scornful Glorianna. The palace of the
-Doge he had frequently visited, and as often gazed, till sight grew
-dim, upon the celebrated south wing, where, in all the indolence of
-luxurious ease, reposed the object of his anxious thoughts.
-
-The last effort succeeded. Incholese was invited to the south
-wing--talked with Glorianna, who seemed another being since her
-intimacy with Comino--and resolved on a magnificent entertainment at
-his own Hall, where he knew the Doge and the most prominent members of
-the Senate would not refuse to give their attendance, and he devoutly
-hoped the influence of the secretary would bring the humiliated
-heiress. He was not disappointed. All came--all prepared for splendid
-revelry.
-
-Incholese had but one servant whom he admitted to his _sanctum
-sanctorum_, the only constant inmate of his house beside himself.
-Other servants he had to be sure, but they were employed only when
-occasion demanded them. Farragio was the prince of villains, and the
-only fit subject in Venice for a servant to the prince of gamesters.
-Eleven years he had waited on his table of ruin. His conscience had
-rubbed itself entirely away against his ebon heart and left a villain
-to the climax. He hated his master--hated his friends--hated the
-world--supremely hated mankind, and meditated deeds of blackest crime.
-Hell helped him in his malignant resolve, and the fell demon smiled
-when he whispered in his ear the sweet madness of revenge. Revenge for
-what? "Eleven years," said he, "I have labored in the kitchen of
-Incholese and performed his drudgery--eleven years I have been his
-messenger of good and evil. I have toiled and panted beneath my
-burdens of viands, rare and costly, and I have rested on my way with
-wine, and what I have devoured myself I have stolen--stolen and
-devoured in secret. I hate--hate--hate the world--and I will be--aye,
-_will_ be revenged." He yelled with fiendish exultation at the
-thought.
-
-Three weeks before the time appointed for the great festival in the
-Hall, Farragio was alone in his kitchen {369} preparing his own
-supper--soliloquizing as usual on his lonely and miserable situation.
-He remembered his youthful sports on the banks of the grand canal, and
-thought over the time when his mother called him from his little
-gondola beneath the Rialto, and sold him to Incholese--sold him for a
-slave. Eleven years had brought him to the vigor of manhood, and
-strengthened the purpose he had formed in youth of gratifying when he
-had the opportunity the only feeling that occupied his heart--revenge.
-While occupied in retrospection and smiling with seeming joy in the
-thought of executing his purpose, the latch of the yard door raised
-and the door itself slowly moved upon its long iron hinges; when about
-half opened a little figure in black limped upon the threshold and,
-bowing to Farragio, took his station by his side.
-
-"Pretty warm for the season," said he, as he cast a glance at the fire
-where Farragio's supper was cooking.
-
-"Pretty warm," replied Farragio, raising his head from the fire and
-wiping the perspiration from his forehead. He eyed the little
-gentleman closely, and from the worn and threadbare appearance of his
-coat, began to entertain some doubts in his mind touching his probable
-respectability. After surveying the stranger longer than politeness
-required, suddenly recollecting himself he removed his eyes from his
-dress and asked,
-
-"Have you travelled far to-day, friend?"
-
-"Travelled! ha, ha, ha, ha; no, I have been at your elbow for a
-month."
-
-The eyes of the little gentleman flashed fire as he spoke, and
-Farragio for the first time in his life felt affrighted. He retreated
-a few steps and repeated with a trembling voice--"at my elbow for a
-month--fire and misery, how--how can that be? I--I--never saw you
-in--in my life before."
-
-"Well, Farragio," and he pronounced the name with great familiarity,
-"whether you ever saw me or not, I have been your constant attendant
-for a month past, and I have had a peculiar regard for you ever since
-you were born."
-
-Farragio's astonishment increased, and he gazed for some minutes in
-mute wonder upon the little stranger. A little reflection, however,
-soon restored his courage, and in an unusually authoritative tone he
-demanded the name of his visiter, and the purport of his singular and
-unceremonious visit.
-
-"Oh!" replied the little fellow with a careless shake of his head,
-"it's of no importance."
-
-By this time the supper was ready, and placing his dishes upon the
-table, Farragio invited his guest to partake of the fare, which
-consisted of ham and chicken, with cheese, hot rolls and tea.
-
-The little man did not wait for a second invitation, but immediately
-took his seat at the table and commenced breaking a roll with his
-fingers.
-
-"Will you take some ham?" asked Farragio in a tone of true
-hospitality, and appearing to forget that his guest was an intruder
-upon the peace of his kitchen.
-
-"Ham--no, no, no, I hate ham--hate it with a perfect hatred, and have
-hated it since the foun--foundation of the
-Chris--Chris--Christian--since the foundation of the world. The
-followers of Mahomet are right, and the outlaw Turk, that is outlawed
-by re--re--reli--religious dispensations, which are always arbitrary
-in the extreme, I say he displays more sound judgment than all the
-philosophers that ever lived, that is--I mean those of them who have
-ever had any thing to do with ho--ho--ugh--hog."
-
-Farragio helped himself largely to ham, swearing he was no follower of
-Mahomet, and if he was, and held emperorship from Mecca to Jerusalem,
-he'd eat ham till he died.
-
-The little stranger manifested no surprise at this bold speech of
-Farragio, but continued to eat his roll in a very business like
-manner.
-
-"Take some chicken," said Farragio after a short pause, which was
-permitted for the sake of convenience, "Take some chicken," and
-accompanying the request with an action suited to the unrestrained
-offering of a generous heart, he threw the west end of a rooster upon
-his plate.
-
-"Chicken--chicken--yes, I like chicken, so did Socrates like it.
-Socrates was a favorite of mine. When he was dying he ordered a cock
-to be sacrificed to Esculapius--poor fellow, he thought his soul would
-ascend through the flame up to the gods, but he was mistaken; his soul
-was safe enough in other hands."
-
-"I understood it sprouted hemlock," said Farragio knowingly.
-
-"And where?"
-
-"On the south side of the Temple of Minerva, wherever that was."
-
-"Who gave you the information?"
-
-"O, I--I saw--rea--hea--heard my master Incholese talk about once when
-he wished to appear like a philosopher before some of his company."
-
-"Who told him?"
-
-"Who? Why I've heard him say a thousand times that he was a real
-_Mimalone_, whatever that is, and for years had slept on _bindweed_
-and practised the arts of a fellow they call Dic--Dip--Dith--Dithy"--
-
-"Dithyrambus I suppose you mean."
-
-"Aye, that's the fellow."
-
-"A particular friend of mine, I dined with him twice, and the last
-time left him drunk under the table."
-
-"_His_ soul sprouted grapes I've heard, and was the first cause of
-vineyards being planted in Edge e--e--Edge"--
-
-"Egypt you mean to say."
-
-"Yes."
-
-"That's not exactly correct, but it will answer about as well as any
-thing else."
-
-"Do you like cheese?"
-
-"I was formerly very fond of it, but I once saw Cleopatra, Mark
-Antony's magnet as she was called, faint away at the sight of a
-skipper, and since then I've only touched cheese at times, and then
-sparingly.--I saw ten million skippers at once fighting over a bit of
-cheese not bigger than your thumb in that same Cleopatra's stomach,
-and that too on the very night she dissolved her costly ear-bob to
-match old Mark's greatness. But I never said any thing about it."
-
-"You must be pretty old, I guess; I've often heard my master talk of
-that Clipatrick, and he said she died several hundred years ago. I've
-heard him say she was the very devil, and must have been trans,
-trans"--
-
-"Transfused. I take the liberty of helping you along."
-
-"Yes, transfused--her spirit transfused down through {370} mummies and
-the like, till it reached the old Doge's daughter, for he swears she's
-the very dev"--
-
-"Don't take that name in vain too often; a little pleasantry is
-admissable, but jokes themselves turn to abuse when repeated too many
-times--say Triptolemus, a term quite as significant, and not so much
-used."
-
-"Triptolemus, hey--and who's Triptolemus? I don't mean him. I mean the
-old dev--devil himself." Farragio shuddered as he uttered the last
-words, for the countenance of his heretofore pleasant and good humored
-companion changed to a frown of the darkest hue, and Farragio imagined
-he saw a stream of fire issuing from his mouth and nostrils;
-terrified, he dropped his knife and fork, and fled trembling into the
-farthest corner of his kitchen.
-
-"Have you any wine?" asked the little gentleman, in a tone of
-condescension.
-
-"Plenty," was the emphatic reply of Farragio, willing to get into
-favor again at any price, and away he went in search of wine. It was
-with difficulty the article was obtained, and Farragio risked his neck
-in the enterprise--the wine vault in the cellar of Incholese was deep,
-and the door strongly fastened; he was therefore obliged to climb to
-the ceiling of the cellar, crawl between the joists of the building,
-and drop himself full ten feet on the inside. He however surmounted
-every obstacle, and procured the wine. On his return to the kitchen
-with four or five bottles, curiosity prompted him to wait awhile at
-the door before he opened it to ascertain what his little visiter was
-about. He heard a noise like a draught through a furnace, and thought
-he saw fire and smoke pouring through the pannels of the door. It was
-some time before he recovered sufficient courage to enter, and then
-only, after the door had been opened by the little gentleman.
-
-"Have you glasses?" said he, surveying the apartment, where none were
-to be seen, and Farragio having already commenced pouring the precious
-liquid into a cup, he added "I do not like to drink wine from a tea
-cup."
-
-"Glasses--glasses, I--we--no--yes--yes, plenty of them," and off he
-started to another apartment for glasses.
-
-"Now we'll have it," said the little gentleman; "wine is good for soul
-and body. I've seen two hundred and sixteen shepherdesses intoxicated
-at one time upon a mountain in Arcadia."
-
-"They enjoyed the luxury of drinking wine to the full, I suppose."
-
-"O, it's no uncommon thing--women love wine, and they're the best
-amateurs of _taste_,--but here's a health to Pythagoras, (turning off
-a glass,) a man of more affected modesty than sound judgment, but
-withal a tolerably clever sort of a fellow: I used to like him, and
-helped him to invent the word _philosopher_--it was a species of
-hypocrisy in us both. I never repented it, however, and have found it
-of much service to me, in my adventures upon this ugly world."
-
-"You invented the word philosopher. I thought it was in existence from
-the beginning of time; inventor of words, good gracious! what an
-employment; now if I may be so bold, what business do you follow?"
-
-"O, it's no matter. Pythagoras was a pretty good kind of a man, and"--
-
-"I never heard of him; who was he any how?"
-
-"Ha! ha! ha! you've much to learn--Pythagoras was a hypocrite, but he
-gained an immortality by it."
-
-"How?"
-
-"How? why if you've brains enough to understand, I'll tell you. The
-learned before his day were called ΣΟΦΟΣ, that is, _wise_, what they
-really were; but professing not to like the appellation, and through
-my instrumentality I must confess, for I suggested it, proposed that
-they should be called ΦΙΛΟΣ _the friend_, ΣΟΦΙΑΣ _of learning_, hence
-the word _philosopher_: but it's no difference; names are arbitrary at
-any rate, and I like Pythagoras about as well as any of his
-cotemporaries; they were all deceitful, fond of flattery, and as
-jealous a set of villains as ever tried to rival each other out of
-fame. Did'nt they all imitate each other in some things, and at the
-same time swear that they differed, and each was the founder of his
-own especial system, which was distinct and separate from the rest,
-when the real truth was, they had all only parts of the same system;
-and by their rivalry and meanness in keeping the parts distinct, for
-fear of losing a little of what they thought was glory, they have
-prevented the world from understanding them ever since. I like
-hypocrisy, but I like it on a large scale. Your grovelling hypocrite
-has'nt a soul big enough to burn. Man is only a half-made creature at
-best. If I had the making of him, I'd--but you're asleep," said he,
-looking up at Farragio who was nodding over his wine. "My long
-discourse has wearied you."
-
-Farragio started. "No--O! no--not--not asleep. I was thinking
-that--thinking how that--I wondered how you liked the wine."
-
-"Very much, very much; that's good wine--here, try this, it's better
-than yours." Farragio drank of the little gentleman's glass, and soon
-felt the effects of the draught upon his brain. He fancied himself a
-lord: his guest persuaded him he was one, and a far better man than
-his master. "Yes," said he, springing upon his feet at the mention of
-his master's name--"and I swear by all the horrors of my servitude,
-that I will soon convince him of my superiority." The effort was too
-much for his relaxed muscles, and he fell full length upon the floor.
-The little gentleman very carefully assisted him in rising, and
-handing him to a chair, presented another glass to his lips. He
-pledged his soul in the bumper, and reeled a second time to the floor.
-It was now past midnight, and the little gentleman thought he had
-better retire; he did so, during the insensibility of Farragio, and
-left him to repose "alone in his glory."
-
-In the morning Farragio awoke sober, but his head ached violently; the
-lamp was still burning, and was the first thing to remind him of his
-last night's revel. After his surprise had abated, he examined the
-apartment to ascertain if the little gentleman had taken any thing
-away with him; he had left many of his master's fine dishes, and some
-silver spoons, in the kitchen, and felt anxious for their safety.
-Every thing was safe, and he pronounced the little stranger honest. In
-looking around he discovered a strange impression upon the floor, the
-print of a foot, circular, except at one point, where it branched out
-into four distinct toes, all of a size--the foot was about three
-inches in diameter. "Hang the rascal," he exclaimed, "I knew he had
-one short leg, but had I known he was barefoot I would have given him
-lodgings in the sewer."--"_In the sewer_" was {371} audibly echoed,
-and Farragio rushed from the room. The bell of his master's chamber
-rang. It reminded him that he was still a slave, and he went up
-cursing his fate and vowing an eternity of revenge.
-
-For two or three days the little gentleman kept his distance, and
-Farragio bore the wine and its etceteras to his master's table
-unmolested, save by the discontented spirit that struggled in his
-bosom, and brooded over the deadly purpose it had given birth to.
-Farragio felt himself to be the meanest of slaves, but he possessed an
-ambition superior to his servitude. His intercourse with his little
-mysterious visiter, if it had failed to teach him the meaning of
-philosophy, had learned him to philosophize. "If," said he, "I am to
-wear the chain that binds me to my master's service, why do the
-feelings of my bosom prompt me to despise it? When I was young, I was
-happy in the yoke I wore, but years have brought another feeling, and
-I despise the yoke, and hate--_hate_ the hand that fixed it on me. My
-curses cannot reach the mother that was so heartless as to make
-merchandize of her child, but my revenge shall fall on Incholese, my
-master--_master_, despicable word--and if it must exist, I'll be
-master and Incholese, aye Incholese, shall be my slave; the hand of
-death can hold him passive at my feet. Deep and deadly as my hate,
-shall be the revenge I seek--and by my soul I swear!"--A voice
-repeated "_thy_ soul!" and the little gentleman in black was before
-him. Farragio, provoked beyond endurance at his intrusion, bit the
-blood from his lip with rage, and attempted to hurl him from his
-presence; thrice he essayed to seize him by the throat, but thrice he
-eluded the grasp, and the foaming Farragio beat upon the empty air;
-wearied with his exertion he sought a moment's respite and sunk upon a
-chair.
-
-"It's my turn now," said the little gentleman, "and your fury, my dear
-fellow, will quickly give place to repentance. Go--faithless to thy
-oath--wait still upon thy master." For three days and nights the
-figure of the little gentleman, perfect in all its parts, kept before
-him; it was beside him at his meals, and floated in the wine he
-carried to the hall. In every drop that sparkled in the goblet the
-little figure swam--his threadbare coat and club foot were outlined in
-admirable distinctness, and the contumelious smile that followed the
-threat he made in the kitchen, played upon his lips in insupportable
-perfection: the figure was shadowed in the tea he drank and seemed
-tangible in the empty dish; it clung like vermin to his clothes, was
-under his feet at every step, dangled pendulous from his nose and was
-snugly stowed away in both its nostrils. Farragio felt him continually
-crawling upon the epidermis of his arms and legs, and carried him
-between his fingers and his toes. The figure danced in visible shadow
-upon the very expressions that fell from his lips, and roosted in
-number as an army upon the tester of his bed. Did the bell of his
-master summon him to his chamber or the hall, the figure, large as
-life, was in the door way to impede his passage; if he went to either
-place, it was between him and his master or with whomsoever else he
-was engaged. His goings out and his comings in, his lyings down and
-his risings up, were all molested by this singular Protean thing,
-which, though always the same figure, accommodated itself to any size.
-If he laid his hand upon any of the furniture of his kitchen, or felt
-in his pocket for his penknife or his toothpick, his fingers were sure
-to encounter the elastic contour of his accommodating but most
-uncomfortable companion. On the third day his torment was
-excruciating, and the poor wretch seemed about to expire in
-unsufferable misery.
-
-"Wretch that I am!" he exclaimed, when alone in his nether
-apartment--"Wretch that I am, born to misfortune and tormented while
-living by the execrable brood of hell." "_Execrable brood of hell!_"
-sang the little gentleman with a most musical sneer, as he rolled from
-all parts of the body of his victim and appeared in _propria persona_
-before him.
-
-"I meant no offence," roared the affrighted Farragio.
-
-"Nor is it taken as such," replied his polite tormentor, who appeared
-to be in a very pleasant humor, accompanying every word with a most
-condescending smile. Farragio stammered out "I was--you know
-when--sir--you are acquain--that is you--you remember--remember the
-advice you gave me on the night when--I sa--you said I ought to be
-re--re--rev"--
-
-"Revenged."
-
-"Exactly."
-
-"To blood."
-
-"Aye, and more than blood."
-
-"What! would you touch the soul?"
-
-"Yes, and punish it forever."
-
-"Would you have it transformed to millions of animalculæ, each to teem
-with life, and sensation the most acute, and continued in pain
-throughout eternity?"
-
-"Aye, and longer, and for such sweet revenge I'd punish my own soul
-with his."
-
-"Meet me to-morrow night, we'll fix it; success is certain."
-
-Farragio hesitated, he was afraid of his accomplice; more than once he
-had suspected the smell of brimstone, and would have given worlds to
-be relieved from such acquaintanceship.
-
-"Meet me to-morrow night," repeated the impatient little gentleman in
-a voice of thunder.
-
-"At what hour?"
-
-"Nine."
-
-Farragio was about to offer an excuse, but the threatening aspect of
-his companion, and the remembrance of his misery warned him to
-acquiesce. He replied "I'll meet you," and the little gentleman
-disappeared.
-
-At nine the confederates met, punctual to their engagement. Farragio
-was there through fear, the little stranger to effect some deeply
-hidden purpose. They talked of science and the arts, of philosophers,
-philosophy and religion. The little gentleman appeared to be perfect
-master of every subject, and astonished Farragio with his loquacity.
-He drank wine, and was much more familiar than at any previous visit;
-he sang, danced and left the impression of his foot as before.
-Farragio had prepared for the entertainment of his guest, and for two
-hours they rioted in the profusion of sweetmeats and wine, furnished
-from the sideboard and cellar of Incholese. At length said the little
-gentleman, "Mr. Farragio, I am happy of your acquaintance."
-
-"Not at all," answered Farragio, whose vanity had been considerably
-excited.
-
-"And you shall be happy of mine."
-
-"And if my revenge shall be fully and entirely gratified, I'll thank
-you from my soul."
-
-"And _with_ your soul."
-
-"With all my soul."
-
-{372} "Then we are friends for ever. Hear me--In a short time
-Incholese will hold a magnificent entertainment; nothing like it has
-ever happened in Venice since I have been interested for the welfare
-of its people. The great hall will be crowded with visiters--the four
-splendid chandeliers will be lighted, and without doubt the hall shall
-glitter more brilliant than the jewelled cavern of Aladdin. The
-beautiful, the young, the gay, will be there, and in the midst of the
-merriment old age will forget its infirmities and leap like youth. The
-old, however, will get weary and retire. When the Doge and his
-attendants have gone, pour the contents of this vial into the wine you
-carry up, and the morning will afford your heart a brimming revenge.
-Venice is just restored to tranquillity; the plot of the foolish
-Bedmar and his more foolish associates has failed, and the reason why
-I will tell you--it was, because I was not consulted; the conspirators
-relied in their own cunning and strength and were justly disappointed.
-The guardian genius of this republic and of all republics can be
-overcome, and prostrated by a power not inferior to my own, but times
-and seasons and circumstances must be consulted if even I succeed. Our
-little plot is of far less import, and with the exception of the Doge
-and a few of the high officers we can sweep the hall. Be firm to the
-purpose. Give them the contents of the vial in their wine, and in
-three nights after I will show you the souls of all, and then you may
-roll in vengeance for your wrongs. Farewell, Farragio; remember to
-follow strictly my injunctions." It was past midnight, and without
-another word the little gentleman took his leave.
-
-Time rolled heavily along, and nothing but the bustle of preparation
-enabled Farragio to endure its tardiness.
-
-The eventful evening came. The Doge with the members of the Senate and
-their wives, and many distinguished citizens and their families,
-graced the sumptuous feast. Comino, according to promise, led in the
-beautiful Glorianna. The chandeliers blazed like jasper in the
-sunbeams, and threw additional charms from their lustre around the
-"fairest of the fair." She walked amid their light--proud as the
-Egyptian queen whose beauty made slaves of kings and brought
-conquerors at her feet. Lightly went the revel on; song and wine
-followed each other in quick succession; each guest seemed gayest of
-the gay, and gave heart and soul to the bewitching joy.
-
-The Doge retired, the elder citizens soon followed; one by one they
-dropped off till youth alone was left to roll the revel anthem on--and
-loud and long it rang, till merry peals broke on the morning's verge.
-
-Farragio, true to his hellish purpose, mingled the contents of the
-vial with the wine. All drank--and as if by the power of enchantment
-were hurried on to doom.
-
-In the morning, smiles were on their marble lips. Incholese sat like
-one rapt in ectsacy, and Glorianna's fingers were still upon the harp
-whose melody had charmed the host to bliss--a silent throng they
-lingered there.
-
-The little gentleman was also true to his appointment--in three days
-he showed to Farragio the souls of his enemies. But his own looked
-from its infernal abode upon those--in a place of less torment than
-the bottomless abyss that foamed its fury upon him.
-
-
-
-
-A LEAF FROM MY SCRAP BOOK.
-
-
-My friend Bob for the most part made verses in commendation of the
-eyes and cheeks of Betty Manning. After her death, however, he at
-times left these to the worm, and wrote upon other matters.
-
-One thing for which Bob was renowned was his disregard of everything
-like accuracy in his literary statements, and in his quotations from
-books. I find the following singular note appended to a little poem
-which with many others, fell to my care at his death.
-
-"The flight of the Huma is in so rarified an atmosphere, that blood
-oozes from its pores; its plumage is constantly colored with it. The
-eyes, too, of this comrade of the clouds, unlike those of the eagle or
-hawk, have a sorrowful and lack lustre appearance."--_Spix_.
-
-Bob must have found this note on the same page with the description of
-the "Chowchowtow." But that is no business of mine.
-
-The verses to which the above note was appended were headed "_The
-Huma_."
-
- Mark how the sun flush dyeth
- Earth and sky!
- Bravely yon Huma flyeth
- Lone and high.
- Thine is a flight of glory
- Bold bird of the bosom gory,
- And mournful eye!--what story
- Hath that eye?
- What tale of sorrow telleth
- That bosom?--Hark!
- In yon high bright breast dwelleth
- Pain low and dark.
- O is it not thus ever
- With human bard?
- His wings of glory quiver
- By no mist marred;
- The clouds' high path he shareth,
- His breast to heaven he bareth--
- And a regal hue it weareth--
- But--dark reward!
- 'Tis blood his breast that staineth--
- His own hot blood.
- Over thought's high realm he reigneth
- His heart his food.
-
-
-
-
-THE CORPUS JURIS.
-
-
-The "_Corpus Juris_," which is written in Latin, has never been
-translated into any living tongue; yet it is the basis of law in
-nearly all Europe and America. It was written by Tribonien,
-Theophilus, Dorotheus, and John, and although called The Roman Law, is
-in nothing Roman but the name. It is in four parts--Institutes,
-Pandects or Digests, The Code, and The Novel Law. This celebrated book
-is full of pedantry, and abounds in the most whimsical platitudes. For
-example, in the chapter, "De patria potestate," 'The father loses his
-authority over the son in many ways, firstly, when the father dies,
-secondly, when the son dies,' &c. There is a Greek version of the
-Institutes by Angelus Politianus.
-
-
-{373}
-
-
-A LOAN TO THE MESSENGER.
-
-NO. III.
-
-
-The following is from a poet of no ordinary talent, whose main fault
-is indolence. He gave it me for my collection, where I believe it has
-slumbered until now, since its conception. I think it a very pretty
-song, and hope it will be a favorite with your readers, to whom I lend
-it for May.
-
-J. F. O.
-
-
-TO ---- ----.
-
- Come, fill the bowl,--'twill win a smile
- To glad once more your drooping brow,
- Nor scorn the spell that can beguile
- One thought from all that wrings you now!
- For who, in worlds so sad as this,
- Would lose e'en momentary bliss?
-
- Come,--touch the harp,--its notes will bring
- At least a wreck of happier years,--
- The songs our childhood, used to sing,--
- Its artless joys,--its simple tears.
- How blessed, if weeping could restore
- Those bright glad days that come no more!
-
- Then touch the harp! and free and fast
- The tears I fain would weep shall flow:
- And fill the bowl! the last, the last!
- Then back to Life's deceitful show!
- And waste no more a single tear
- On Life, whose joys are sold so dear!
-
-GEORGE LUNT.
-
-
-
-
-GERMAN LITERATURE.
-
-_A Lecture on German Literature, being a Sketch of its history from
-its origin to the present day, delivered by request, before the
-Athenæum Society of Baltimore, on the 11th of February 1836, by GEORGE
-H. CALVERT, Translator of Schiller's Don Carlos: now first published._
-
-
-A nation's literature is the embodied expression of its mind. That in
-a people, there be impulse, depth, individuality enough to give clear
-utterance to its thoughts, passions, and aspirations, and that these
-have the distinctness and consistency necessary to mould them into
-definite forms, denotes a degree of mental endowment and cultivation
-traceable in but few of the nations of whose history we have record.
-But few have attained to the creation and enjoyment of a literature.
-Regions of the globe there are, whole continents indeed of its
-surface, hitherto inhabited by races of men, who, like the
-cotemporaneous generations of brute animals, have only lived and died,
-leaving behind them nought but a tradition of their
-existence,--communities, in which the essentially human was too feebly
-developed to erect the brain-built structures, which, while they
-preserve and refine the spirit whence they arise, from it derive the
-indestructible character that perpetuates them, as honorable monuments
-of the past, and for the present ever-open temples whither the wise
-resort for worship and inspiration.
-
-Out of the darkness that envelops all else of the primeval ages, the
-words of the Jewish writers shine upon the minds of every successive
-generation as brightly and fixedly as do the stars from the mysterious
-heavens upon the shifting appearances of our shallow earth; and the
-books of the Old Testament stand, the sole human relics of eldest
-time, as lofty objects of admiration to the literary as they are of
-wonder to the religious. Of the architectural and sculptural creations
-of the gifted Greeks, embodied in perishable marble, but a few
-fragments have been saved from the consuming breath of time; but in
-the poet's lines, fresh and perfect, lives the spirit which produced
-them. As audible and musical as is to-day the murmur upon the Chian
-shore of the same waves to which Homer listened, is still the sound of
-Grecian song, imparting through our ears as deep and new a pleasure as
-it did to those who fought at Salamis. The conquests Cæsar made with
-his sword, a few centuries wiped from the face of the earth, but time
-has not touched and cannot touch those of his pen; and, though the
-language wherein the imperial chiefs of Rome gave orders to the
-prostrate world, has passed from the mouths of men, so long as they
-shall value beauty and wisdom, will the cherished lines of Tacitus and
-of Virgil be reproduced for their enjoyment.
-
-Of the many nations of antiquity, these three are the only ones that
-possessed enough of mind to have each a distinct literature.
-
-Within a much shorter space of time than elapsed between the birth of
-Moses and the birth of Seneca, have grown up to the maturity needed
-for the cultivation of letters, double the number of modern nations,
-separately formed out of the deposites of northern hordes, who,
-overrunning central and southern Europe, settled upon the mouldering
-strata of the Roman Empire, infusing apparently by their mixture with
-the conquered people, a new vigor into the inhabitants of these
-regions. As the states of modern Europe date their origin from the
-confused period of this conquest, so does the literature of each trace
-its birth to the same, presenting in its history a bright and
-elaborate picture, standing forth on a rude and dark back ground.
-
-Notable among them, for the depth and nature of its foundations, for
-the character of the influences which affected its progress, for the
-richness and fullness of its late development, and for its present
-power upon the general mind of the human race, is the literature of
-Germany. Little more than a sketch of its history is all that I can on
-this occasion undertake.
-
-In order to present to your minds an outline whereby will be rendered
-easier the following of its course from its rise to the present day, I
-will, in the first place, label three great epochs in its progress,
-with the names which made them epochs. Of the first, however, can be
-given but the name of the work, that of its author being unknown. I
-allude to the _Nibelungenlied_, the Song of the Nibelungen, the great
-Epic of the Germans, written about the beginning of the thirteenth
-century, more than a hundred years before the birth of Chaucer. Luther
-makes the second epoch, and Goethe represents the third. We have here
-a period embracing six hundred years. But long before the production
-of the _Nibelungenlied_, and the cotemporaneous lyrical poetry,
-letters were cultivated in Germany and books written, which, though
-containing nothing worthy of preservation, deserve to be considered
-and respected as bold forerunners, that fitted the Germans to value
-the singers of the Nibelungen period, while for these they cultivated
-{374} the language into the degree of flexibility and fullness
-required for the medium of poetry. Charlemagne, who in the eighth
-century, conquered and converted Germany to Christianity, established
-schools in the monasteries, caused to be collected the ancient songs
-and laws, ordered the preaching to be in German, and had translations
-made from Latin. As the immediate result of this beginning, chronicles
-and translations in verse of the Bible, were written by the inmates of
-monasteries during the ninth, tenth, and eleventh centuries.
-
-The first period of German literature, I have named after the
-_Nibelungenlied_, a work which is not only the greatest of its age,
-but stands alone and unapproached as a national epic in the literature
-of all modern Europe. This period is commonly called the Swabian, from
-the influence of the Swabian line of emperors, who commenced to reign
-as emperors of Germany in the twelfth century, and who, by their
-zealous and judicious encouragement of letters, made the Swabian
-dialect prevail over the Franconian, which had hitherto been
-predominant. In the Swabian dialect is written the Song of the
-Nibelungen, which, like the Iliad--according to the well supported
-theory of the great German philologist Wolff--is wrought into a
-compact whole out of the traditions, songs and ballads, current at the
-time of its composition. The name Nibelungen, is that of a powerful
-Burgundian tribe, whose tragic fate is the subject of the poem.
-Nibelungen is obviously a name derived from the northern mythology,
-and is transferred to the Burgundians, when these get possession of
-the fatal Nibelungen hoard of treasure. The time is in the fifth
-century, and the scene is on the Rhine and afterwards on the frontier
-of Hungary and Austria.
-
-Chriemhild, a beautiful daughter of a king of the Burgundians, is
-wooed and won by Siegfried, a prince of Netherlands, who possesses an
-invisible cloak, a sword of magic power, the inexhaustible hoard of
-the Nibelungen, and, like Achilles, is invulnerable except in one
-spot. Brunhild, a princess, endowed, too, with supernatural qualities,
-weds at the same time king Gunther, Chriemhild's brother; having been
-won by force by Gunther, aided by Siegfried. Jealousy and discord grow
-up between the two princesses, and reach such a pitch, that Brunhild
-plots against the life of Siegfried, and has him treacherously
-assassinated by the brothers of his wife, who wound him through the
-vulnerable spot between his shoulders. After years of grief, during
-which she harbors designs of vengeance, Chriemhild accepts, as a means
-of avenging her wrongs, the offer of the hand of Etzel, king of the
-Huns, the Attila of history, and leaving Gunther's court, accompanies
-Etzel to Hungary. Hither, after a time, she invites with his
-champions, Gunther, who in the face of dark forebodings, accepts the
-invitation, and with a chosen army of Nibelungen, comes to Etzel's
-court, where by Chriemhild's contrivance, he and all his band are
-enclosed in an immense Minster and therein slain.
-
-Such is the outline of the story of this poem, which consists of
-thirty-nine books, or _Adventures_, as they are called, extending to
-nearly ten thousand lines. Over the whole hangs the dark northern
-mythology, under whose mysterious influences the action proceeds. The
-narrative is full of life and picturesque beauty. The story is
-developed with life-like truth and sequence, and with a unity of
-design unsurpassed in any poetic work. Naif simplicity and tragic
-grandeur unite to give it attraction.
-
-At the time when the song of the Nibelungen was written, Germany was
-richer than any European country in poetic literature. Besides this
-great Epic, many poems of an epic character were written, relating, in
-addition to national themes, to Charlemagne and his knights, King
-Arthur and his round table, and others noted in the times of chivalry.
-There too flourished the _Minnesinger_, that is, love-singers, numbers
-of them knights and gentlemen, who, in imitation of the Troubadours of
-southern France, cultivated poetry and sang of love and war. The
-characteristics of the _Minnelieder_, or love songs, are simplicity,
-truth, and earnestness of feeling, joined with beautiful descriptions
-of nature. The golden age of German romantic poetry, was in the
-beginning of the thirteenth century. After the fall of the
-Hohenshauffen family from the imperial throne in the middle of this
-century, anarchy and civil war prevailed for a time in Germany. The
-nobility, given up to petty warfare, soon fell back from the state of
-comparative culture to which, by devotion to poetry, they had
-ascended, into rudeness and grossness.
-
-Meanwhile the towns, particularly the imperial cities, which were
-directly under the emperor, were growing into importance. In these the
-civilization of the age centered. To them too, Poetry fled for
-preservation, and, deserted by nobles, took refuge with mechanics. And
-in a spirit that cannot be too warmly praised, was she welcomed.
-Zealously and earnestly did the worthy shoemakers, and carpenters of
-Nüenberg, Augsburg, Strasburg, and other towns betake themselves to
-reading poetry, and writing verse,--for with all their good will and
-zeal and laborious endeavors, they could produce only a mechanical
-imitation of their predecessors. Nevertheless, much good did they do.
-For carrying on the business of verse-making, they formed themselves
-into guilds or associations, on the principle of those established by
-the different trades: hence their name of master-singers, an
-apprenticeship being required for admission into the guild. So
-respectable and so much respected were these associations, that
-knights and priests did not disdain to belong to them. Thus did the
-master-singers, though ungifted with the soul of poetry which animated
-the Minnesingers, keep alive the love of literature and preserve as it
-were its body. Their most prosperous period was in the 15th century,
-when several of their number laid the foundation of the German Drama,
-and by their writings, particularly the satirical, contributed to
-prepare the German mind for the influence of Luther. Especially
-distinguished were men with the unmusical names of Hans Folks, Hans
-Rosenplüt, and Hans Sacks. The last,--an industrious shoemaker who
-still found time to write numberless dramas, not without wit, spirit
-and invention,--still holds an honorable place in German Literature.
-
-During the same period, the result of the tendency to intellectual
-developement then manifested throughout Europe,--were first founded in
-Germanic Universities. The oldest is that of Prague, established by
-Charles IV in 1345. In imitation of it, that of Heidelberg was founded
-in 1386; and in the following century they multiplied all over
-Germany. Their effects were for a time injurious. By introducing
-Latin, they brought {375} contempt upon the native language, and as a
-consequence, contempt also upon native poetry. This influence lasted
-until within less than a century of the present time. It is only
-indeed fifty years since the practice, for a long while universal, of
-lecturing in Latin, was entirely disused in the universities of
-Germany. As the universities rose, literature sank. Latin usurped the
-place of German: scholastic philosophy, theology, jurisprudence, and
-medicine with its kindred studies,--for, as yet there was no science,
-engrossed these seats of mental labor. But even in the early stage of
-their existence, while delving blindly at veins, many of them not
-destined ever to yield a precious metal, they have a claim to be
-regarded with honor and thankfulness, not only as the sources of so
-much after-fertility, but that within their walls was disciplined and
-instructed, and stored with the manifold learning which made more
-fearful its gigantic powers, that mind whose startling flashes fixed,
-in the opening of the 16th century, the gaze of the world it was about
-to overspread with a purifying conflagration. In 1503 was first heard
-in public, lecturing in the university of Erfurt, on the physics and
-ethics of Aristotle, the voice of Martin Luther.
-
-On the long undulating line of human progression, here and there
-appear, at wide distances apart, men, in whom seem to centre,
-condensed into tenfold force, the faculties and spirit of humanity,
-apparently for the purpose of furthering by almost superhuman effort,
-its great interests,--men who, through the union of deep insight with
-wisest action, utter words and do deeds, which so touch, as with the
-hand of inspiration, the chords of the human heart, that their fellow
-men start up as though a new spring were moved in their souls, and,
-shaking off the clogging trammels of custom, bound forward on their
-career with freer motion and wider aim. High among these gifted few,
-stands Luther,--the successful assertor, in the face of deeply founded
-and strongly fortified authority, of mental independence. This is not
-the occasion to dwell on the keen sagacity, the wise counsel, the
-hardy acts, the stern perseverance, the broad labors, wherewith this
-mighty German made good his bold position, and, partly the
-trumpet-tongued spokesman, and partly the creator of the spirit of his
-age, so powerfully affected the world's destiny. I have here to speak
-of his influence upon the literature of Germany. That influence was
-twofold. First, by the mental enfranchisement--whereof he was the
-agent and instrument--of a large mass of the German people, he gave an
-impetus to thought and a scope to intellectual activity, and thereby
-opened up the deep springs of the German mind; and secondly, by one
-great and unsurpassed literary effort, he fixed the language of his
-country. The bold spirit of inquiry, of which he set the example with
-such immense consequences--and with such immense consequences because
-it was congenial to his countrymen,--has been the chief agent in
-working out the results that in our age have given to German
-literature its elevated rank: while upon the dialect which, two
-hundred years after his death, was the pliant medium for the thoughts
-of Kant and the creations of Goethe, he exerted such a power, that it
-is called Luther's German.
-
-When Luther began to preach and to write, Latin was the language of
-the learned. Towards the end of the 15th century, that is, about the
-period of his birth, unsuccessful attempts were made to circulate
-translations of the ancient classics. The translations found few
-readers and made no impression. Cotemporaneous with Luther, and a
-forerunner of the great Reformer in attacking with boldness and skill
-the usurpations of the Roman hierarchy, was Ulrich von Hutten, a name
-much honored in Germany. But he wrote excellent Latin and wretched
-German. The union in one man of the power to fix upon himself, and
-hold as by a spell, the minds of his countrymen, with the power of a
-language-genius over his native tongue--a union consummated in
-Luther--was required, to raise the German language from its degraded,
-enfeebled condition, to its due place, as the universal medium of
-intercommunication among Germans of all classes.
-
-About this time, two dialects contended for supremacy--if in a period
-of such literary stagnation their rivalry can be termed a contest.
-These were, the Low German, prevalent in Westphalia and Lower Saxony,
-and the High German, spoken in Upper Saxony. The latter had just
-obtained the ascendancy over the former in the Diet and the Courts of
-Justice. The High German, therefore, modifying it however, in his use
-of it, Luther adopted in his great work; and by the adoption for ever
-determined the conflict. This great work was the translation of the
-Bible.
-
-While by speech and deed, writing, preaching, and acting, he fomented
-and directed the mighty struggle for liberty, whereto his bold
-words--called by his countryman Jean Paul "half-battles"--had roused
-the civilized world, Luther took time to labor at the task whose
-accomplishment was to forward so immensely his triumph, and which,
-executed as it was by him, is an unparalleled literary achievement. At
-the end of thirteen years, he finished his translation. "Alone he did
-it;" and alone it stands, pre-eminent in the world among
-cotemporaneous performances for its spiritual agency, and in Germany
-for its influence upon literature. Before him, there scarcely existed
-a written German prose. He presented to his country a complete
-language. With such a compelling and genial power did he mould into a
-compact, fully equipt whole, the crude and fluctuating elements of the
-German language of the 15th century, that it may be said, his mother
-tongue came from him suddenly perfected. And not only did he, in
-vigor, flexibility, precision, and copiousness, vastly excel all who
-had written before him, but not even could those who came after him
-follow in his footsteps in command over the new language, for a
-century. The time when the pliant, well-proportioned body he created
-was to indue the spirit of the German people, was postponed to a
-distant period: and of this very postponement, was he too the cause;
-for the religious and civil wars, the disputes and jealousies,
-consequent upon the great schism he produced, so engrossed during a
-long period the German mind, that literature languished. In the latter
-half of the 16th century, it was poor. In the 17th, through the
-impulse given to thought by the Reformation, it would have revived,
-but for the outbreaking of the terrible _thirty years' war_, which,
-remotely caused by the division between Catholics and Protestants,
-commenced in 1618 and lasted till 1648, and which not only during its
-continuance desolated and brutalized Germany, but left it
-impoverished, disorganized, and, by the protracted internal strife and
-foreign {376} participation therein, in spirit to a great degree
-denationalized.
-
-Here in our rapid survey of German literature, it will be well for a
-moment to pause, and before entering upon the period in which it
-attained its full multiform development, cast a look back upon the
-stages through which we have traced its progress.
-
-We have seen, that in the 12th and 13th centuries, the mind of the
-German people manifested its native depth and beauty in the fresh rich
-bloom of a poetry, characterised in a rude age by tenderness and
-grandeur. Before this, it had evinced its ready capability, in the
-production of chronicles and translations in verse from the Bible, the
-moment opportunity was given it in the monasteries early founded by
-the enlightened spirit of Charlemagne. Afterwards, in the 14th and
-15th centuries, in the wars and contests incident to the political
-development of Germany, the nobles--to whom, and the clergy, the
-knowledge of letters was at first confined--were drawn off by grosser
-excitements from the culture and encouragement of poetry. With the
-fine instinct that knows, and the aspiring spirit that strives after
-the highest, which denote a people of the noblest endowments,
-poetry--thrown aside as the plaything of idle hours by warrior
-knights--was cherished by peaceful artizans, whose zealous devotion
-vindicated their worthiness of the great gift about to be bestowed; by
-whose wondrous potency, not only were the hitherto barred portals of
-all pre-existing literature thrown down, but a highway was opened to
-all who should seek access by letters to the temples of wisdom or
-fame.
-
-The invention of printing preceded the birth of Luther about half a
-century. This great event--infinitely the greatest of a most eventful
-age--facilitated vastly his labors and made effective his efforts. It
-showered over Germany the new language and the new ideas embodied in
-his translation of the Bible and his other writings. Thus, through its
-means chiefly, the German mind was progressive, notwithstanding the
-long period, extending through a century, of internal convulsion,
-ending in physical exhaustion, which followed Luther's death. The
-language, nervous, copious, homogeneous, as it came from Luther, was
-fixedly established,--a standard by which the corruptions and ungerman
-words, introduced through the long and intimate intercourse with
-foreigners during the _thirty years' war_, could be cast out.
-
-In the beginning of the 17th century, in the midst of the civil war,
-an attempt was made to revive literature by Martin Opitz, a Silesian.
-Silesia was then not included in the German empire. The language of
-the peasantry was bad Polish; but German had been introduced into the
-towns. Silesia suffered little from the _thirty years' war_. Here,
-therefore, was made the beginning of the endeavors which, after
-various fluctuations, resulted in the rich literary produce of the
-18th century. Opitz was a scholar, versed in ancient literature as
-well as in that of France and of Holland, which latter had in the age
-of Hugo Grotius higher literary pretensions than at present. He
-endeavored to introduce a classical spirit into German poetry, and to
-create a new poetical language; but he was not a man of high genius,
-and therefore, though entitled to praise for his zeal and for having
-given to the German mind an impulse towards the path, so long
-deserted, neither he nor his feebler followers are now read but by the
-literary antiquarian or historian. Through the 17th and first part of
-the 18th centuries, writers were not wanting; but their productions
-were without force or originality. Though heartily devoted to letters,
-they were powerless to revive literature. Their efforts betoken a
-craving for that which they could not supply. Vile imitations of
-French taste, extravagant romances, exaggerated sentiment, are the
-characteristics of the works wherewith it was attempted to supply the
-national want of a literature. The authors of these were, however, the
-precursors of a class, who, themselves shining luminaries compared to
-those who preceded them, were made pale by the brilliant light of the
-mighty spirits in whom and through whom the literature of Germany now
-stands the object of admiration and of study to the most cultivated
-scholars of all nations, and, by general acknowledgment, unsurpassed
-by that of any other people for richness, for depth and truth of
-thought and sentiment, for beauty in its forms and solidity of
-substance, for, in short, multifarious excellence.
-
-Gottsched, Bodmer, Haller, Gellert, Rabener, Gleim, Kleist, Gessner,
-Hagedorn, are names worthy of honor, though their volumes are now
-seldom disturbed in their repose on the shelves of public libraries.
-They broke the long darkness with a promising streak of light, which
-expanded into day in the works of Klopstock, Winkelman, Lessing,
-Herder, Wieland, Goethe, Schiller, Richter.
-
-The two first named of the first class, Gottsched and Bodmer, are
-noted in German literature as the chiefs of two rival schools, in the
-merging of which into more enlarged views,--whereto their lively
-conflict greatly contributed,--appeared the second class. Gottsched
-aimed to create a German literature by imitating French models and
-introducing the French spirit. Bodmer warmly opposed Gottsched, and by
-translations from English authors,--far more congenial to the German
-people than French,--endeavored to produce good by English influence.
-This was in the first half of the 18th century. They both did service.
-Their keen rivalry excited the German mind. The fertile soil was
-stirred, and from its depths burst forth in thronging profusion a
-mighty progeny, as though the land of Herman and of Luther had been
-slow in bringing forth the children that were to make her illustrious,
-because they were a brood of giants, whose first cries startled even
-the mother that bore them. In one grand symphony ascended their
-matured voices, lifting up the minds of their countrymen to loftiest
-aspirations, and sounding in the uttermost parts of the earth,
-wherever there were ears that could embrace their artful music.
-
-Accustomed to spiritless imitations, the souls of the deep-minded
-Germans were moved with unwonted agitation by the _Messiah_ of
-Klopstock, of which the first books were published in the middle of
-the 18th century. A voice, free and vigorous, such as since Luther
-none had been heard, was eagerly heeded, and with warm acclaim all
-over Germany responded to. To literature a new impulse was given, to
-swell the which rose other voices, similar in strength and
-originality--especially those of Kant in philosophy, and Lessing in
-criticism. 'Mid this heaving and healthy excitement, came with
-maddening power the first wild outpourings of the master-spirit, not
-of Germany only, but of the {377} age. Twenty years after the
-_Messiah_, appeared the first works of the then youthful Goethe, whom
-in our day, but four years back, we have seen at the age of four score
-descend gently to the tomb, having reached the natural end of a life
-that was only less productive than that of Shakspeare. Ten years
-later, another mighty genius announced himself, the only one who has
-been honored with the title of Goethe's rival, and Schiller burst upon
-Germany and the world in the _Robbers_. Poets, philosophers, critics,
-historians--of highest endowment, genial, profound, of many-sided
-culture, world-famous, illustrate this brilliant epoch.
-
-A brief description of the career and best productions of the most
-noted among them, will enable you to understand why, in the latter
-half of the 18th and the beginning of the 19th centuries, German
-literature suddenly reached so high a stage of perfection.
-
-Klopstock has the high merit of being the leader of the glorious band,
-through whose teeming minds the want of a national literature was so
-suddenly and fully satisfied. Klopstock was the first who by example
-taught the Germans the lesson they were most apt at learning, that the
-French rules of taste are not needed for the production of excellence.
-Therefore is he called by Frederick Schlegel the founder of a new
-epoch, and the father of the present German literature. Born at
-Quedlinburg, a small town of North Germany, he was sent to school to
-the Schulpforte, then and now one of the most famous schools in
-Germany. As a boy, he was noted for warmth of feeling and patriotic
-enthusiasm. A youth under age, he conceived the idea of writing a
-national epic, taking for a subject the exploits of Henry I, Emperor
-of Germany. This design he however abandoned for that of a religious
-epic, and at twenty-one planned and commenced, before he knew of
-Milton's poems, his _Messiah_. In his own deep meditative mind,
-wrought upon by religious and patriotic zeal, originated and was
-matured the bold conception. Klopstock was in his twenty-fourth year
-when the first three books of the _Messiah_ appeared. His countrymen,
-ever susceptible to religious appeals, and prepared at that period for
-the literary revolution, or, more properly, creation, of which the
-_Messiah_ was the first great act, received it with an enthusiasm to
-which they had long been unused. The people beheld the young poet with
-veneration, and princes multiplied upon him honors and pensions. The
-remaining books were published gradually, and in the execution of his
-lofty work, the German bard felt, as was natural, the influence of the
-genius and precedent verse of Milton and of Dante. Like Paradise Lost,
-the _Messiah_ has won for its author a reputation with thousands, even
-of his countrymen, where it has been read by one. Klopstock also
-attempted tragedy; but in this department he failed signally. Indeed,
-he had no clear notion of the essential nature of the drama, as may be
-inferred from the fact of his choosing as the subject for a tragedy,
-the death of Adam. But, as a lyrical poet, he is even greater than as
-an epic, and for the excellence of his odes justly has he been styled
-the modern Pindar. In these,--distinguished for condensation of
-thought, vigor of language, and poetic inspiration,--the Germans first
-learned the full capacity of their language in diction and rhythm.
-
-As to Klopstock is due the praise of being the first to teach the
-Germans by great examples, that reliance upon native resources, and
-independence of the contracting sway of meager French conventional
-rules, were the only paths to the production of original, enduring
-literature; to Lessing belongs that of enforcing the wholesome lesson
-by precept. Lessing is the father of modern criticism. Born in
-Kaments, a small town of Lusatia, in 1729, five years later than
-Klopstock, he wrote at the age of twenty-two a criticism of the
-_Messiah_. Later, in his maturity, he produced his _Dramaturgie_, or,
-theatrical and dramatic criticism, and his _Laocoon_, or, the limits
-of poetry and the plastic arts. He sought always for first principles;
-and in the search he was guided by a rare philosophic acuteness,
-co-operating with strong common sense. His fancy--whereof a good
-endowment is indispensable to a critic--is ever subordinate to his
-reason; his fine sensibility to the beautiful, supplying materials for
-the deduction of principles of taste and composition by his subtle
-understanding. Though greater as a critic than as a poet or creator,
-he has nevertheless left three different works in the dramatic form,
-that are classics in German literature;--_Minna von Barnkelm_, a
-comedy; _Amelia Galotti_, a domestic tragedy; and _Nathan the Wise_, a
-didactic poem of unique excellence. He himself regarded as his best
-work his _Fables_, remarkable for sententiousness, simplicity of
-language, and pithy significance. His prose style, concise,
-transparent, forcible without dryness, is a model for the literary
-student. Not the least of his great services is, that he was the first
-to draw attention in Germany to Shakspeare, whose supremacy over all
-poets has since been no where more broadly acknowledged, and the
-causes of it no where more lucidly developed.
-
-Cotemporary with Klopstock and Lessing, and, from his works and
-influence, deserving of being mentioned next to them, was Wieland,
-born in 1733 in Biborach, a town of Swabia. Wieland commenced writing
-at the age of seventeen, and finished at that of eighty, during which
-extended period he addicted himself to almost every department of
-authorship. He is the first German who translated Shakspeare. As the
-author of _Oberon_, his name is familiar to English readers. This is
-much the best work of Wieland, more remarkable for grace and
-sprightliness than force or originality. He drew largely from the
-Greeks, Italians, English and French, and though a poet and writer of
-high and various merit, but a small portion of the much he has written
-is now read.
-
-Following chronological order in this fertile period, we come after
-Wieland to Herder, born at Mohrungen, a small town of Eastern Prussia,
-in 1744. Like Wieland, Goethe, and Schiller, Herder was drawn to
-Weimar by the munificient spirit of the Duchess Amalia, and her son,
-the grand Duke Augustus, illustrious and ever memorable, as
-enlightened fosterers of genius--shining examples to sovereigns,
-kingly or popular. Herder was appointed in his thirty-second year,
-court preacher at Weimar, and there passed the remainder of his life,
-in diversified usefulness, simultaneously inspecting schools and
-elaborating philosophical essays, learnedly elucidating the Old
-Testament, and at the same time reviving and awakening a taste for
-national songs. His greatest work, entitled _Ideas for the Philosophy
-of History_, is esteemed one of the noblest productions of modern
-times. Herder is called by Richter, a Christian Plato.
-
-And here, next to Herder, and a congenial and profounder spirit, we
-will speak of Richter himself, born in {378} 1763. Richter, better
-known by his Christian names, Jean Paul, is a fine sample of the
-German character. The truthfulness of the Germans, their deep
-religious feeling, their earnestness and their playfulness, (far
-removed from frivolity) their enthusiasm and their tendency to the
-mystical, their warm affections and aptness to sympathy, are all not
-only traceable in his works, but prominent in the broad vivid lines of
-his erratic pen. In the union of learning with genius, Richter
-surpasses Coleridge. His wonderful fictions are out of the reach of
-common readers, not more by their learned illustrations and their
-subtleties, than by their wild irregularity of form and arbitrary
-structure, whereby the world generally is deprived of the enjoyment of
-a fund of the most tender pathos, gorgeous description, bold, keen wit
-and satire, and the richest humor in modern literature. His two
-greatest works are on education, and on the philosophy of criticism.
-He was several years in writing each; and storehouses they are of deep
-and just thought, of searching analysis, and of great truths, evolved
-by the reason of one of the world's profoundest thinkers, and
-illuminated by flashes of genius of almost painful intensity. They are
-works, each of them, to be studied page by page. Nothing similar to or
-approaching them exists in English literature.
-
-Of the writers who in this remarkable epoch belong to the first class
-in the highest department of letters, the poetical or creative, we
-have spoken--in the cursory manner necessary in a general sketch--of
-all, save the two greatest, Schiller and Goethe.
-
-Frederick Schiller was born in 1759, at Marbach, a small town of
-Wurtemberg. In his mind seem to have been blended, and there
-strengthened, elevated, and refined, the qualities of his parents--the
-one, a man of clear upright mind; the other, a woman of more than
-common intelligence and taste, who both enjoyed the fortune of living
-to witness the greatness of their son. Schiller had the benefit of
-good early instruction. At the age of fourteen he was placed in a high
-school, just founded by the reigning Duke of Wurtemberg, and conducted
-with military discipline. Here, while his daily teachers were tasking
-him with irksome lessons, first of jurisprudence and afterwards of
-medicine, the chained genius, chafing like the lion in his cage, was
-brooding over the thoughts, and by stealth feeding with a translation
-of Shakspeare the cravings, which nature had implanted in him to
-produce one of her noblest works--a great poet. At eighteen he began,
-within the walls of the Duke's military school, _The Robbers_, often
-feigning sickness, that he might have a light in his room at night to
-transfer to paper his daring conception and burning thoughts. He
-postponed its publication until after he had finished his college
-course and had obtained the post of surgeon in the army, in his
-twenty-first year. The appearance of _The Robbers_, as a consequence
-of the formal drilling of the self-complacent pedagogues of the Duke
-of Wurtemberg, I have elsewhere[1] likened to the explosion of a mass
-of gunpowder under the noses of ignorant boys drying it before a fire
-to be used as common sand. Schiller himself, in after life, described
-it as "a monster, for which by good fortune the world has no original,
-and which I would not wish to be immortal, except to perpetuate an
-example of the offspring which genius, in its unnatural union with
-thraldom, may give to the world." Never did a literary work produce a
-stronger impression. With enthusiastic admiration, the world hailed in
-it the advent of a mighty poet.
-
-[Footnote 1: North American Review, for July 1834.]
-
-That which roused enthusiasm throughout Germany, roused anger in the
-sovereign of Wurtemberg; and while all eyes were turned towards the
-land whence this piercing voice had been heard, he from whose bosom it
-issued was fleeing from his home to avoid a dungeon. For having gone
-secretly to Manheim, in a neighboring state, to witness the
-performance of _The Robbers_, the Duke had the young poet put under
-arrest for a week, and Schiller, learning that for repeating the
-transgression a severer punishment awaited him, fled in disguise,
-choosing rather to face the appalling reality of sudden
-self-dependence than brook the tyranny of mind, which to the soaring
-poet was even more grievous than to the high-souled man. He quickly
-found friends. Baron Dalberg supplied him with money, while he lived,
-for a short time, under the name of Schmidt in a small town of
-Franconia, until Madam von Wollzogen invited him to her estate near
-Meinungen. Under this lady's roof he gave free scope to his genius,
-and produced two more dramas--_Fiesco_, and _Kabal und Liebe_ (Court
-Intrigue and Love.) These, with the _Robbers_, constitute the first or
-untutored era of Schiller's literary life. With faults as glaring as
-their beauties are brilliant, they are now chiefly valued as the broad
-first evidence of that power, whose full exertion afterwards gave to
-the world _Don Carlos_, _Wallenstein_, and _Tell_, and to Schiller
-immortality. Their reputation obtained for him the post of poet to the
-Manheim theatre. Thence, after a brief period he went to Leipsic and
-to Dresden, developing his noble faculties by study and exercise. In
-1789, at the age of thirty, he was appointed by the Grand Duke of
-Weimar, at the instigation of Goethe, professor of History in the
-university of Jena. Here and at Weimar he passed, in constant literary
-labor, the remainder of his too short life.
-
-Schiller's great reputation rests, and will ever rest, unshaken, on
-his dramas. Regarding his first three, which we have named, as
-preparatory studies to his dramatic career, he has left six finished
-tragedies, viz.--_Don Carlos_, _The Maid of Orleans_, _Wallenstein_
-(in three parts,) _Mary Stuart_, _The Bride of Messina_, and _William
-Tell_--works, in whose conception and execution the highest principles
-of art control with plastic power the glowing materials of a rich,
-deep, fervent mind, ordering and disposing them with such commanding
-skill, as to produce dramas, which are not merely effective in
-theatrical representation, and soul-stirring to the reader as pictures
-of passion, but which, by the rare combination of refined art with
-mental fertility and poetic genius, exhibit, each one of them, that
-highest result of the exertion of the human faculties--a great poem.
-Possessing, in common with other gifted writers, the various
-endowments needed in a dramatist and poet of the highest order, the
-individual characteristic of Schiller is elevation. The predominant
-tendency of his mind is ever upwards. Open his volumes any where, and
-in a few moments the reader feels himself lifted up into an ideal
-region. The leading characters in his plays, though true to humanity,
-have an ideal loftiness. You figure them to yourself as of heroic
-stature, such grandeur and nobleness is there in their strain of
-sentiment {379} and expression. The same characteristic pervades his
-prose and lyrical poetry. Had he never written a drama, his two
-volumes of lyrical poetry would suffice to enthrone him among the
-first class of poets, so beautiful is it and at the same time of such
-depth of meaning, so musical and so thought-pregnant. No where is the
-dignity of human nature more nobly asserted than in the works of
-Schiller; as pure, and simple, and noble, as a man, as he is powerful
-and beautiful as a poet. In the full vigor of his faculties, his mind
-matured by experience and severe culture, and teeming with poetic
-plans, he died in 1805, having reached only his forty-sixth year.
-
-Of Schiller's great rival and friend, Goethe, as of Schiller himself,
-I can, in the limited space allowed in such a lecture as this, only
-give you a rapid sketch.
-
-John Wolfgang Goethe was born at Frankfort on the Maine in 1749, ten
-years before Schiller. "Selectest influences" leagued with nature to
-produce this wonderful man. To give its complete development to a
-mighty inward power, outward circumstances were most happily
-propitious. Upon faculties of the quickest sensibility, and yet of
-infinitely elastic power, wide convulsions and world-disturbing
-incidents bore with tempestuous force, dilating the congenial energies
-of the young genius, who suddenly threw out his fiery voice to swell
-the tumult round him, and announce the master spirit of the age. For a
-while, the thrilling melody of that voice mingled in concert with the
-deep tones of the passionate period whence it drew so much of its
-power. Soon, however, was it heard, uttering with calmer inspiration
-the words of wisdom, drawn from a source deeper than passion--passion
-subdued by the will, and tempered by culture. "It is not the ocean
-ruffled," says Jean Paul, "that can mirror the heavens, but the ocean
-becalmed."
-
-Goethe's father was a prosperous honored citizen of Frankfort,
-improved by travel and study--a man of sound heart and sharp temper;
-his mother, a woman of superior mind and of genial character, to whom
-in her old age Madam de Stael paid a visit of homage, and who enjoyed
-the pleasure of introducing herself to her distinguished visiter with
-the words,--"I am the mother of Goethe." Under the guidance of such
-parents was Goethe's boyhood passed in the old free city of Frankfort,
-ever a place of various activity, where he witnessed when a child the
-coronation of an emperor of Germany, and the stir of a battle, fought
-in the neighborhood between Frederick the Great and the French--events
-of rare interest to any boy, and of deep import to one in whose
-unfolding a great poet was to become manifest. In due season he was
-sent to the university of Leipsic, famous then by the lectures of
-Gottsched, Gellert, Ernesti, and others. To the young Frankfort
-student the admired discourses of these sages of the time were but
-lessons in skepticism; their magisterial dicta and hollow dogmas being
-quickly dissolved in the fire of a mind, already in its youth
-competent to self-defence against error, though with vision too
-untried yet to pierce to the truth. From Leipsic he went to Strasburg,
-to complete his studies in the law, his father having destined him for
-a lawyer. A more imperious parent, however, had laid other commands on
-him, and while the words of law-professors were falling upon his
-outward ear, the inward mind was revolving the deeds of _Goetz von
-Berlichingen_, and shaping the vast fragments of which in after years
-was built the wondrous world of _Faust_.
-
-In his twenty-third year appeared _Goetz von Berlichingen_, the
-firstling of a pen, which, in the following sixty years, filled as
-many volumes with works of almost every form wherein literature
-embodies itself, a series of boundless wealth and unequalled
-excellence, to gain access to which, a year were well spent in daily
-labor to master the fine language it enriches. Two years later,
-appeared _Werter_, an agonizing picture of passion, which, like the
-first crude outburst of Schiller's genius, shot a thrill through the
-then agitated mind of Germany, and which Goethe afterwards, in the
-tranquillity of his purified faculties, looked back upon as a curious
-literary phenomenon. This work has never been directly translated into
-English (and a good translation of it were no easy achievement,) the
-book called "The Sorrows of Werter" being a translation of a French
-version, that does not give even the title of the original, which is,
-"The Sufferings of the Young Werther." And yet, by this doubly
-distorted image of a youthful ebullition, was the Protean giant for a
-long while measured in England, and through England, in America.
-
-Soon after the publication of Werter, Goethe was invited to Weimar,
-where, honored and conferring honor, he lived the rest of his long and
-fruitful life. Appointed at once a member, he in a few years became
-president of the Council of State; and finally, after his return from
-Italy, at about the age of forty he was made one of the Grand Duke's
-Ministers, a post he for many years held. Directing the establishment
-and arrangement of museums, libraries, art-exhibitions, and theatrical
-representations, he contributed directly by practical labors, as well
-as by the brilliancy which the products of his pen shed upon his place
-of abode, to the fame and prosperity of Weimar.
-
-In the poems of Shakspeare, is disclosed a mind, wherein capaciousness
-and subtlety, vigor and grace, clearness and depth, versatility and
-justness, combine and co-operate with such shifting ease and
-impressive effect, that ordinary human faculties are vainly tasked to
-embrace its perfectness and its immensity. Contemplating it, the
-keenest intelligence exhausts itself in analysis, and the most refined
-admiration ends in wonder. Inferior only to this consummation of human
-capabilities is the mind of Goethe, akin to Shakspeare's in the
-breadth and variety and subtlety of its powers. In comprehensiveness
-of grasp and ideal harmony in conceiving a poetic whole, the German
-approaches the mighty Englishman, and displays also in the
-delineation, or, more properly, the creation of characters, that
-instinctive insight and startling revelation of the human heart, which
-in Shakspeare almost at times make us think he were privy to the
-mystery of its structure. The same calmness and serene
-self-possession--a sign of supreme mental power--are characteristic of
-both. Like Shakspeare, Goethe never intrudes his personal
-individuality to mar the proportions of a work of art.
-
-To pour out the wealth of a mind, which ranges over every province of
-human thought and action, Goethe adopts all the various forms in which
-poetry, according to its mood and object, moulds itself. In his
-epigrams, elegies, songs and ballads, he embodies the highest
-excellences of the _lyrical_. In _Egmont_, you have a bold {380}
-specimen of the romantic _tragedy_; in _Iphygenia_, a beautiful
-reproduction of the classical Greek; while _Torquato Tasso_, a drama
-of the most exquisite grace and refinement, occupies a middle ground
-between the two. To pass from this to _Faust_, is to be suddenly borne
-away from a quiet scene of rural beauty to a rugged mountain peak,
-whence, through a tempest, you catch glimpses of the distant sunny
-earth, and mid the elemental strife, beautiful in its terrors, hear
-sounds as though a heaven-strung æolian harp snatched music from the
-blast. In _Herman and Dorothea_, executed with matchless felicity,
-reigns the pure _epic_ spirit. This one poem were enough to make a
-reputation. But the highest exhibition of Goethe's manifold powers is
-_Wilhelm Meister_, in which a mixed assemblage of fictitious
-personages, each one possessing the vital individuality and yet
-generic breadth of Falstaff and of Juliet, bound together in a vast
-circle of the most natural and complex relations, presents so truthful
-and significant and art-beautified a picture of the struggles and
-attainments, the joys and griefs, the labors and recreations, the
-capacities and failings of mortal men, that from its study we rise
-with strength freshened and feelings purified, and our vision of all
-earthly things brightened. Unhesitatingly characterizing this work as
-the greatest prose fiction ever produced, I close this brief notice of
-its wonderful author.
-
-The writers I have named are they who have given existence and
-character to modern German literature. Yet, to omit all mention of a
-number of others, would be not only unjust to them, but an
-imperfection even in so rapid a sketch as this.
-
-By the side of Lessing, I should have placed Winkelman, born in the
-beginning of the last century, whose history of ancient art is
-esteemed the best of all works in this department of criticism. It had
-great influence upon German literature. Among the poets who, next to
-the brilliant series already described, hold high places, are, Bürger,
-Koerner, (both known to English readers through translations),
-Voss--to whom, and to their own copious, flexible language, the
-Germans are indebted for the most perfect translations of Homer
-possessed by any people--Tieck, Novalis, Grilpazer. Besides these may
-be mentioned the Stolbergs, Hoelty, Tidge, Leisewits, Mülner, Collin,
-Mathison, Uland. Among a crowd of novelists, distinguished are the
-names of Engel, Fouquet, Lafontaine, and Hoffman, and Thummel, whose
-satirical novels have a high reputation. Of miscellaneous writers
-there is a host, among whom should be particularized, Mendelsohn,
-Jacobi, Lichtenberg. In historians Germany is especially rich. Johan
-von Müller, Heeren, Niebuhr, Raumer, O. Müller, are writers whose
-merits are acknowledged throughout Europe, and acquaintance with whose
-works is indispensable to the scholar who would have wide views and
-accurate knowledge of the spirit of history. In criticism the two
-Schlegels have a European reputation. The "Lectures on the Drama" of
-Augustus William Schlegel constitute the finest critical work extant.
-Of the well known learning, profoundness, and acuteness of the German
-philologists, theologians and metaphysicians, it were superfluous here
-to speak. In short, to conclude, the Germans, endowed by nature with
-mental capabilities inferior to those of no people of the earth, and
-enjoying for the last half century a more general as well as a higher
-degree of education than any other, and thus combining talent and
-genius with wide learning and laborious culture, possess a vast and
-various accumulation of productions, wherein are to be found in every
-province of letters works of highest excellence, which to the literary
-or scientific student, whatever be his native tongue, are
-inexhaustible sources of mental enjoyment and improvement.
-
-
-
-
-LINES.
-
-The following lines were composed in January 1830, while passing the
-night in the wilderness before a huntsman's fire, in company with a
-party of friends engaged in a hunting expedition.
-
-
- Above, the starry dome;
- Beneath, the frozen ground;
- And the flickering blaze that breaks the gloom,
- And my comrades sleeping sound.
-
- Well may they sleep; their sportive toil
- Has found a mirthful close,
- And dreams of home, of love's sweet smile,
- And prattling childhood void of guile,
- Invite them to repose.
-
- O! never more on me,
- Such dear illusions e'en in sleep can fall;
- Scared by the frown of stern reality
- The forms my yearning spirit would recall.
-
- The dead! the dead! The ne'er forgotten dead,
- In slumber's shadowy realm so vainly sought,
- Yet haunt my path, and hover round my bed,
- Unseen, unheard, but present still to thought.
-
- Breathe not their voices in the linnet's strain?
- Glow not their beauties in the opening flower?
- Fond fantasies of grief! alas! how vain,
- While cruel memory tells "they are no more."
-
- But this spangled roof is their mansion bright,
- Though the icy earth is their lowly tomb;
- And this mounting flame is their spirit's light,
- That seeks its native home.
-
- And that oak that frowns o'er the desolate waste,
- While its withered arms are tossing wide,
- As if to screen from the whirling blast
- The scattered wreck of its summer pride--
-
- 'Tis I: thus left alone on earth,
- Thus fixed in my spirit's lonely mood,
- Mid the strifes of men, in the halls of mirth,
- Or the desart's solitude.
-
- For never can I stoop
- To bandy malice with the base and vile;
- And in the grave is quenched the cherished hope,
- Kindled and fed by Beauty's favoring smile.
-
- The grave! the grave! It will not restore
- The victims to its hunger given;
- And this weary spirit can rest no more,
- Till it sleep with them to wake in heaven.
-
-
-
-
-ALLITERATION.
-
-
-"Pierce Plowman's Vision," by William Langlande, in the reign of
-Edward III, is the longest specimen extant of alliterative poetry. It
-proceeds in this manner without rhyme, and with few pretensions to
-metre--
-
- It befell on a Friday two friars I mette
- Maisters of the minours, men of great wytte.
-
-
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-
-
-READINGS WITH MY PENCIL.
-
-NO. IV.
-
- Legere sine calamo est dormire.--_Quintilian_.
-
-
-26. "There should always be some foundation of fact for the most airy
-fabric: and pure invention is but the talent of a liar."--_Byron, by
-Moore_.
-
-This seems harsh judgment--but is it so, in reality? Ethically, as
-well as in a mere worldly view, I think it is. "There is nothing new
-under the sun," and he who tells what is not, lies--under a mistake,
-or otherwise. All fiction is woven on a web of fact, except the liar's
-fiction, which is all woof and no web, and so must soon fall to pieces
-from its own want of consistency. _Apropos!_ I saw a play advertised,
-within the week, which was announced by the author, as founded neither
-in fact, fancy, or imagination!
-
-27. "The piety implanted in Byron's nature--as it is, deeply, in all
-poetic natures," &c.--_Moore's Byron_.
-
-Devotion arises very naturally from viewing the works of God with
-seriousness. If Byron had not some holy stirrings of devotion within
-him, when painting his loveliest pictures, I greatly err in my
-estimate of human nature. These remained, perhaps, to show him how
-much he had lost in his misanthropic musings over the dark and gloomy
-past: and had he followed gently those motions, with which, in
-thinking of the sublime and beautiful of nature, his mind was visited,
-it would have but been a compliance with a call from heaven, guiding
-him to true happiness.
-
-28. "Ye that keep watch in heaven, as earth, asleep,
- Unconscious lies--effuse your mildest beams!
- Ye constellations!--while the angels strike,
- Amid the spangled sky, their silver lyres!"
- _Thomson_.
-
-How vividly does this bold but beautiful figure at times come back
-upon me, when I have been walking at deep midnight--when the stillness
-that pervaded all around me was so deep and intense as to make me, for
-very fear of breaking it, restrain my breath: while the fine array of
-stars was gloriously marshalled in high heaven: the belted Orion--the
-Serpent showing its every fold between the Bears. Lyra had not set,
-the Eagle was just on the western edge, and the Dolphin's cluster near
-its precursor. The Canès, Major and Minor, were bright in the east;
-nearly over head was Capella, and the Gemini as bright as the prince
-of the Hyades, Aldebaran. Jupiter lighted his gas-like flame, eastward
-of Castor and Pollux, and meteors were flitting in various lines
-across the whole western sky. And again, on some still, clear, fair
-night--when the blood-red planet, Mars, was high in heaven, and the
-brighter and purer Jupiter, and the Dogstar were fading in the
-horizon--how have I stood, listening to nothing, while the hum of the
-fairies was melting in my ears! For what else can I call that
-deception of the fancy, or perhaps that real sound from an unknown
-source, which, in the most profound silence, is still sweetly rising
-up around us?
-
-29. "Do not we all know that the whig laureate, _Tom Moore_, actually
-published in the Morning Chronicle, the substance of conversations
-which had occurred at the royal table itself, to which he had been
-incautiously admitted? And that the most pungent and piquant things in
-* * the Twopenny Post Bag, and the Fudge Family * * *, are derived
-from information picked up in the progress of social intercourse?"
-
-_Blackwood's Magazine for Nov., 1823_.
-
-I believe these inuendoes are now beyond all cavil. The excuse of Tom
-was, that George deserted his party, and that all's fair in politics.
-Whether or not this were reasonable excuse, casuists may settle; but
-there is one reflection incident to the anecdote, to which the years
-1835-6 has given rise; and this is, how ungracefully looks the Irish
-Anacreon, after such a well-authenticated charge, in raising a breeze
-against poor Willis, for repeating what himself had said about
-O'Connell, as a public speaker merely, at a large dinner party of Lady
-Blessington's! The mote and the beam!
-
-J. F. O.
-
-
-
-
-AMERICAN SOCIAL ELEVATION.
-
-The Spartan knew no other stimulus to exertion than the shining
-glories of war. From infancy to old age he was ever learning the skill
-and daring which belong to the battle field. His every mental
-development was martial in its tendency. He saw in every feature of
-his country's institutions an appeal to his warrior spirit. Imagine a
-band of young ambitious minds circled around some aged patriot, who,
-in the all-glowing language of arms, is describing the daring, the
-glorious achievement which had immortalized the _Spartan_ character.
-Listen to him as he portrays the bravery unrivalled, the death
-unequalled, of those who fell at Thermopylæ or Leuctra; as he calls
-upon their mighty shades to witness his words--and mark the youth how
-intent, how all-intent they grow as he proceeds; their eyes flashing
-with fire; their hands clenched; their teeth set. Do this, and you
-have a faint idea of that kind of influence which moulded and directed
-the mind of the Spartan. Is it wonderful that Sparta became the
-military school of antiquity? Thus taught, the highest worship of her
-youth was offered on the altars of war. Thus taught, their imagination
-was ever picturing the fierce onset, the high conflict, the battle
-won, and the laurel immortal which graced the victor's brow. Thus
-taught, they were ever ready to seize the sword and shield and rush to
-meet the invader. Thus taught, they served well their country and went
-to their fancied home in the distant _Elysia_, to join the heroes whom
-they had learned to admire, mourned and remembered by their
-countrymen.
-
-We propose to point out those objects which actuate the American mind;
-to show their inadequacy to produce the general elevation of society,
-and humbly to suggest what should be the controlling stimulus. Need we
-ask what are the chief motives which influence our national mind? Need
-it be told that our young growing mind is fast becoming a money
-making, political mind? The most casual observer has only to glance at
-the state of things, to feel sensibly its truth. Observe that man of
-quick step and active air, as he moves through the street of the
-commercial city; how, all absorbed in himself, he passes heedlessly
-on, as if he were the only being in society: his mind is intensely
-bent on making a few dollars; and he is but one among the thousands.
-Observe the throngs of men who have met to-day on public exchange, to
-transact the business of thousands and millions. Mark this one in deep
-meditation; that one lively with a face brilliant with joy; here one
-telling in whispers some long expected news to one all attention;
-there one earnest in persuasion with one {382} feignedly reluctant.
-There is a variety of mental exercise, of thought, of emotion; but the
-desire of gain, the secret spring of action, is the chief mental
-development. Go into the extensive manufactory, and while with
-delighted mind you admire the beauties and power of invention, and
-believe the veil of the Holy of Holies of Science's temple to be
-lifted, and her mysteries revealed, reflect to what end these fruits
-of inventive genius are applied. Go upon the hill-top, and looking
-down upon the verdant meadow, the rich fields of grain, the orchard
-and vine-clad arbors, all in luxuriant growth, ask yourself, why so
-much industry in bringing forth the products of the soil. There is but
-one answer--the desire of gain. Nor are the manifestations of this
-desire seen only in the outward world; it is the deity of the fireside
-circle. It moulds the earliest thought, and directs its action. Around
-it bow in low submission the powers and affections of mind. For it,
-all, all which belongs to the man, mentally and physically, is offered
-a willing sacrifice.
-
-Now, it may be asked, are the fruits of this desire the elevation of
-society, the full developments of the mind's faculties, the beautiful,
-the active, the useful, the noble? Being the controlling power which
-influences every thought and feeling, it becomes the sole arbiter of
-every action. Self-emolument being its highest aim, it shapes every
-exertion to this end. It requires activity, unrelaxing activity--but
-it is not an activity for the promotion of general good. It requires
-sleepless attention, even such as belonged to the virgins who tended
-the sacred fires of Vesta's temple. But it is a watching which takes
-care of self. It requires the exertion of the intellectual powers, but
-only so far as to bemean them to its purposes. In fine, it
-concentrates the whole soul, its entire thoughts and feelings on a
-single point. And whatever attractions there may be around, however
-glorious or grand, it never turns from this point. This point is self.
-
-Now, where in this system is that cultivation of mind, which lifts
-society from the depths of barbarism to the mountain heights of power
-and civilization? Where those brilliances and glories of intellect,
-which die not with nations but live in the admiration of all coming
-time? Where that eloquence of the heart which flows from the deep well
-of the affections? That eloquence which strengthens and chastens the
-social relations; which, silent, unobserved, connects men together by
-chains of sympathetic love and benevolence? Or where in this system,
-is that love of country, that lofty patriotism, which is the
-foundation of national character? What is patriotism? It is a love of
-ancestry; a love, the very antithesis of self; a love, which like the
-Christian's love, beautifies and elevates society. Can it exist in
-this money-getting age? As well might you bid yonder queen river of
-the west to roll backwards. Does it exist? Who can doubt that this is
-an age of degenerate patriotism? Patriotism! that which holds a nation
-up, which forgotten lets her fall into the common sepulchre of
-departed empires. Patriotism! alas! that the signs of the times are
-ominous that this people are fast bidding you a long, long farewell.
-
-But the fruits, say the advocates of this money-seeking desire, are
-industry and wealth. We grant wealth as its result, and that it is not
-an effect of enchantment; but as there must be much labor, chiselling
-and hammering, before the edifice can rise in beauty and magnificence,
-so in its acquisition there must be inflexible industry. But is it
-that kind of industry which unfolds and invigorates the mind, thereby
-producing social elevation and refinement? History informs us how some
-of the mighty cities of the east, by industry, rose to opulence, but
-laments over their low state of society, and as a consequence, their
-fall, like Lucifer from the halls of heaven, never to rise again. This
-industry, so beloved, so enticing in the view of the many, is directed
-to one end--individual gain. Considered in reference to the well-being
-of communities as a whole, it is a gilded fatality. It explores the
-deep centres of the earth, and brings forth its long buried riches;
-covers every river, sea, and lake with commerce; ransacks all nature,
-animate and inanimate. But what is all this, without a fully developed
-mind to direct, to manage, to enjoy? What would it avail us, though
-industry should roof our houses with diamonds, if there was not within
-a virtuous feeling, an elevation of thought? Does this money-loving
-industry purify and ennoble the social relations--show their nature
-and point out how they should be observed?--or, does it lift the mind
-to the contemplation of the ineffable glories and majesties of the
-eternal King of worlds?
-
-We have said we grant wealth as the result of this desire, but it is
-not general wealth. All may strive, all may labor with intense anxiety
-and assiduity, but all will not gain the mountain's summit; a great
-majority must ever be at its base. Speculation, which is the mean of
-immense fortunes, bankrupts more than it enriches. The follies of
-mankind, their diversity of thought and feeling, their ignorance,
-their mistaken notions of pride, render it impossible for all to be
-alike successful. The result is obvious. The few, the mighty few, are
-the wealthy. Now, wealth in the present state of things is power; for
-the sicklied conception of the age has thrown around it all that is
-great or glorious. And it is a well founded principle that power,
-whatever its nature, will govern. Who can picture that state of
-society, governed by aristocratic wealth, untempered by the virtues of
-the heart and intellect?
-
-Further; it is not only by the sacrifice of its mind that this age
-will acquire its wealth, but by the sacrifice of that of posterity.
-One generation stamps a character upon another. Whatever this age
-thinks and does, will more or less characterize the thoughts and
-actions of the succeeding.
-
-Nor is this all. This, with coming generations, by their industry, by
-the stimulus of an unquenchable thirst for wealth, will, in all
-probability, accumulate countless riches--will, if we may speak thus
-figuratively, erect in our land immense moneyed houses filled with
-gold and silver, the reward of their desire. But these generations,
-like all things below, must pass away, and sink into the common tomb
-of the dead. Then these moneyed houses, though locked and barred, and
-ironed, will be burst open, and their gold and silver, amassed with
-miserly care, be made to flow in streams to slake the thirst of a
-debased posterity. And the result is beyond the power of human
-imagination. Having the wealth of their ancestors in their hands, and
-being, as man is, naturally prone to idleness, they will forget the
-industry of their fathers, and only think how they may live most
-lavishly, most splendidly. The gratification of the senses, attended
-{383} by its concomitants, vice and degradation, will be the sole
-desire of all human aspiration. Society--its beautiful dependences and
-proportions destroyed--will fall into fragments and return to original
-anarchy. Mind uncultivated, will shed no illuminations, but, like
-"expression's last receding ray," will be lost in the universal
-midnight of heart and intellect. For to this idol of their worship,
-sensual pleasure, they will bring as daily offerings the lovely and
-beautiful in the heart, the noble and sublime in the intellect. But
-amid all their dissipation, like the revellers at Belshazzar's feast,
-surrounded by the luxuries and glittering splendors of earth,
-unsuspecting, the thunderbolt of their destruction will come upon
-them--fearfully, suddenly, to their annihilation.
-
-We have now briefly shown the nature of this money-getting desire, and
-its inadequacy, from its total neglect of all mental cultivation, to
-promote the general elevation of society. There is another stimulus of
-American mind which sometimes combines with the desire of
-wealth--occasionally acts alone. It is an aspirancy for political
-fame.
-
-Bear with us while we attempt very concisely to show its nature and
-effects. No one who looks abroad upon the present aspect of society
-can doubt the existence of such a desire. It is the controlling
-stimulus of our young educated mind. It has its origin in our nature,
-for man is naturally fond of distinction, fond of wielding the sceptre
-of governing power. Our institutions in their high and impartial
-wisdom have said, that all men possess equal rights; and upon this
-declaration rest the pillars which support the sky-dome of our
-national temple. But the mind of this age has perverted its original
-intent, and made it the all-stimulating cause of a thirst for
-political elevation. The state of society, its love of political
-excitement, its seeming willingness to reward political effort,
-likewise awaken and nourish this thirst.
-
-What is its nature? It does not develope the various mental powers. It
-does not strengthen the affections or awaken their inborn eloquence.
-It does not teach us the nature of that great chain of relations which
-holds society in union. Being common to the many, and attainable but
-by the few, it creates an ungenerous rivalry among its votaries. All
-in fancy gaze upon the shining halo of greatness which encircles the
-rulers, and beholding the unbounded adoration paid it by the ruled,
-each resolves, in newness of purpose and strength, to gratify his
-selfish aim, though at the expense of the best hopes of society.
-
-What is its effect? All the faculties of mind are applied and made
-subservient to one end--individual elevation. A fondness for
-excitement is created, and the mind is ever longing and panting for
-this excitement. Parties start up, and society is engrossed and
-agitated by party dissensions--dissensions which awaken and cherish
-old prejudices and sectional feelings, to the smothering of those
-which are purer and nobler; dissensions, which combine bad ambition
-and immature intellect; dissensions, which elicit cunning and
-chicanery, instead of throwing out the brilliant thought or touching
-the chord of high affection; dissensions, in which that calm serenity
-which chastens the powers, passions, and emotions which unfold the
-higher graces and charities of our nature, is unknown; dissensions in
-which _patriotism_, which is a love as universal, as it is noble and
-inspiriting, is forgotten; dissensions, which terminate in the
-elevation of some ambitious leader to the high throne of power; who,
-having reached the summit of his wishes, looks down upon the servile
-mass, and with the utmost complacency throws upon their bended necks
-the yoke of their bondage. Where is here the elevation of society,
-pure feeling, pure thoughts?
-
-The same train of thought may be exemplified by a reference to those
-nations of antiquity, where now the "spirit of decay" has its abiding
-place. The history of ancient republics is familiar to every one;
-their unequalled greatness, their decline and fall are the schoolboy's
-tale. And what does this history tell him? That in times of great
-political excitement there was less virtue, less elevation of mind,
-less real patriotism; that what is noble or excellent in our nature,
-was lost amid the whirl of party dissensions; as in the times of the
-_Gracchi_ when the first seed was sown which led to the fall of the
-"seven-hilled city"--or still later, when the mighty _Cæsar_ rose, and
-the elements of old parties were stirred up and new ones created,
-until the imperial mistress of the world reeled and fell to the dust.
-This history likewise tells him that the same is true of the democracy
-of Athens--that in periods of high party contention the excellences
-and glories of mind, so congenial to that "bright clime of battle and
-of song," were unknown, as in the ages of Aristides and Socrates, or
-of Demosthenes and Æschines, when the gold of the Macedonian bought
-their purest patriots.
-
-We come now to the last point which we proposed to set forth. What is
-essential to the elevation of society? Before proceeding in its
-investigation, we would correct all misapprehensions. We would not
-have this age unmindful of the importance of wealth, but would have it
-exert due energy in its acquisition. Wealth, in the hands of
-enlightened mind, is a powerful mean in the improvement of morals and
-intellect, adorns the social structure by its offerings of the
-beauties and elegances of _art_ and nature, dispenses far and near the
-comforts and blessings of life--and is one of the great levers by
-which society is raised to its highest elevation. Nor would we have
-this age unmindful of political interests. Politics, from the nature
-of the social organization, enter into and necessarily become an
-inherent characteristic of all society. There must be a government of
-laws; and whether the people or their representatives legislate, it is
-necessary that the people understand the nature and effect of
-legislation. Without such knowledge, the maxim, that power is ever
-stealing from the many to the few, would be too truly, fatally,
-verified; for the power-loving nature of man would be enabled, first,
-to throw around the mass an illusive gilded snare--afterwards, to
-crush it in its iron despotic grasp. There must then be both wealth
-and politics. But we would not have either wealth or politics the
-controlling desire of the mind; thus considered, they debase and
-destroy this mind. We would have them as subordinate instruments to
-one grand desire, the elevation of society. We would have them as the
-satellites which revolve in glorious harmony around the great _sun_;
-and we would not have them take the place of the sun, for then the
-system would be broken, the music of the spheres hushed, and all
-nature return to primeval chaos.
-
-The promotion of the general well-being of society by a cultivation of
-the heart and intellect, is impliedly required of Americans, from the
-nature and structure of {384} our government. It was not reared by the
-gold of the conquered, or on the bones of the subject. It rose into
-being all glorious, the creation of free minds enlightened by the
-reason and experience of centuries. Being the opposite of despotism,
-it does not chain down the powers of mind or shrivel away their
-existence. Nor does it like Sparta, unchain the mind, only to
-stimulate its martial character; for the rainbow of peace is the
-circling arch of our national fabric. Founded in morals and intellect,
-it appeals to their cultivation as the means of its prosperity and
-perpetuity. It says to the mind, be free!--free, to expand in full
-bloom and vigor--free, to be noble--free, to rise and soar with the
-strength and majesty of the eagle! And it attaches a meaning to
-freedom of mind. That mind is free which is not bound to the will of
-party; which is not the slave of any imperious passion or desire. That
-mind is free which can love and rejoice over the prosperity of the
-Union. That mind is free which does not allow the still current of the
-soul's affections to be chilled by impure passion or feeling, but
-increases its onward flow in warmth and strength. That mind is free
-which thinks and acts as becomes the "noblest work" of Deity. That
-mind is free which enjoys a full and chaste development of all its
-powers, passions and emotions; which knows and observes its relations;
-which can concentrate its thoughts on a single point; which, when it
-looks abroad upon nature's works, beholds the reflected power and
-wisdom of a _God_; or, which, as it gazes upon the azure sky, the
-verdant forest, the beautiful river, the sparkling lake, the
-storm-rolling ocean, feels inexpressible delight and reverence. Such
-is the meaning which our government attaches to the phrase "freedom of
-mind." What in the nature of things can be clearer? Does it not
-require of this people a general cultivation of mind?
-
-Consistency then with the objects of our government requires, that the
-great pervading desire of society should be its elevation by its
-universal mental cultivation. Such a desire is opposed to the selfish
-system--is the protecting angel of patriotism. It combines the
-excellences of intellect and pure ambition. It lifts the mind from low
-and grovelling objects to the contemplation of those which are purer
-and higher, delighting in the good, the exalted. In it is concentrated
-whatever is noble in morals, whatever is sublime and unanswerable in
-truth.
-
-What is meant by universal mental cultivation? We find it not in the
-history of nations. The history of the world is no more than a record
-of human usurpations based on human ignorance. A powerful few have
-ever moulded and wielded the destinies of mankind. Learning has shone
-only to render more brilliant some kingly reign. Unlike the great
-luminary of day, which it should resemble, its beams have ever been
-confined within the compass of a court or palace. The mountain peaks
-only of society have felt its light, while at the base, where the
-great mass congregate, there has been utter darkness. True, we are
-told of remarkable eras in the history of learning--of the Augustan
-age, when all that was beautiful and powerful in thought, all that was
-magic in conception or grand in imagery, shone forth in the most
-attractive forms; of the reigns of queens Anne and Elizabeth, when the
-graces and elegances of English literature were unrivalled, as they
-appeared in the majestic imaginings of Shakspeare, the nervous beauty
-and simplicity of Addison, and other master minds; of periods in the
-learning of Italy, when Dante, Tasso, Petrarch, gave a new name and a
-new being to Italian intellect. But was the state of society, as a
-whole, refined and elevated in any of these remarkable eras? The
-lights were chiefly intellectual, and belonged to the higher grades of
-society; besides, they shone but for a short time and departed,
-leaving the deeper darkness. Moreover, they were purely literary, and
-pure literature never reaches the mass of mind. True, it is perpetual,
-and shines down from age to age, as do the lights of those eras which
-now illumine in some degree the mind of the present; but it is only a
-reflection from eminence to eminence--the people see it, feel it not.
-We repeat it, learning has ever been confined to the few; the many
-have never known its invigorating influence.
-
-Now, mind is the moving and guiding principle of all human action.
-Mind teaches the nature of the delicate and momentous relations which
-unite society, preserves their beauty and uniformity, developes their
-power and usefulness. This mind dwells with the mass of mankind. We
-would then, that society may be elevated, have the rays of knowledge
-penetrate and expand this mind. We would have the genius of learning
-courted and wooed from her mountain residence, that literature and
-science might come down, and walk radiant with truth and loveliness
-through every grade of the community. We would have the bright light
-struck out from the mind of the mass, and its illuminations reach the
-uttermost boundaries of the land, as extensive as the circling canopy
-of the sky. So speaks the voice of humanity, even as the voice of an
-angel.
-
-Again: What is meant by universal mental cultivation? It is not the
-expansion of any single mental power or susceptibility. There should
-be no brilliancy of intellect unmellowed by the radiancy of moral
-feeling--no strength of passion or sentiment uninfluenced by other of
-the mind's faculties. There must be a mental balance, which is the
-great secret of all education. From the want of such balance,
-Ignorance, with her offspring, Superstition and Prejudice, has ever
-weighed down the intellectual scale and destroyed the noblest results
-of mental effort. That system should be discarded which developes only
-the powers of intellect. Variety, the high thought, the virtuous
-sentiment, the beautiful and sublime emotion, the chaste passion, all,
-in happy union, raise communities to power and happiness.
-
-Surely, it is not illogical to maintain, that an endowment of
-diversified powers and affections of mind, impliedly requires their
-cultivation. Why the gift of reason, of memory, of imagination? Why
-the gift of moral and religious feeling, of love, of sympathy--or of
-any faculty? It would be absurd to say that they are mere trifles,
-mere butterfly appendages, to gratify taste or pleasure. Further, this
-diversity of mind, entering into, necessarily creates the numerous
-individual fibres which are the sources of the vigor and strength of
-the social frame. Is it not then evident, that the expansion of any
-one mental power to the neglect of all, or of some to the neglect of
-others, would take away more or less of this vigor and strength; would
-disfigure the social frame and destroy its beauty and harmony of
-proportion? Here, the mind suggests {385} an analogical argument. Look
-abroad over the material world. Is there sameness? Is there the
-exclusive development of any single feature? Is the earth's surface
-one barren, limitless plain? or its soil of one kind? or its deep
-mines all gold, or silver, or iron? Or do we behold a world of water,
-of inconceivable sublimity? No! There is the mountain, bold and
-rugged, bleak, or crowned with magnificent foliage, to awaken the
-emotions and give wings to the imagination; the valley of varied soil
-suited to the production of the comforts of life; the vein of gold, of
-silver, of iron, each and all, in happy effect, increasing the
-embellishments and blessings of society; and there are the river, the
-lake, and still worlds of water. What is there useful or harmonious,
-or ornamental, or enlivening, or grand, unseen in this, the Deity's
-material creation? Now, observe the mental world. There is reason,
-producing the solid and beneficial; memory and imagination, her
-handmaids, assisting her vigor and research, and robing her in
-loveliness and brightness; the affections, diffusing through all and
-throwing over all a glow of love, beauty, and peace; thus, preserving
-the necessary relations, and showing their glorious influences when
-developed and joined in union in this the _Deity's_ mental creation.
-Should you take from the material world one of its parts, you would
-destroy its harmony and uniformity. A similar result would follow,
-should you take from the mental world one of its parts. Let there,
-then, be no single mental development since it destroys the other
-powers and their relations, but let there be a full growth of all to
-their greatest, their proudest stature. Let the systems of the past be
-forgotten, and in contemplation of the future, let us resolve that no
-one passion or desire of mind, shall erect its tyrant throne on the
-prostration of other nobler powers. For the mind fully cultivated is a
-"museum of knowledge," lives forever "serene in youthful beauty."
-
-The principle of universal mental cultivation being set forth, its
-bearing and effect will be seen in its application to the various
-classes of society. First, in the professions, that of the law being
-the one of our adoption, and therefore most congenial to our thoughts,
-we select for illustration. The science of law considered strictly,
-only in reference to rules, forms, and the gathered opinions of
-centuries, may be styled an isolated system in character, cold and
-forbidding. But construed liberally, in all its relations and
-bearings, it embraces within its circle all that belongs to human
-action. It appeals to, and acts upon the good sense and good feeling
-of mankind. It is the protector of morals, and may be the defender of
-religion. It is the guardian and dispenser of social rights, and their
-invincible champion with power. It combats vice and ignorance,
-unravels the cunning and chicanery of men, and brings forth truth all
-beautiful and overwhelming. In short, founded in justice and the good
-of society, it becomes the conservator of religion, morals, and
-intellect. What should be the qualifications of the high priests who
-administer around the sacred altars of the judicial temple? They
-should sound deep the wells of knowledge, and be familiar with nice
-and subtle distinctions. They should know every motive of human
-conduct, from that which causes the most delicate to that which causes
-the most stupendous movements in society. They should examine well the
-passions, their sources and effect upon the mind. They should look
-abroad upon society, understand its origin, the nature of its
-relations, their beautiful adaptations, their harmonious influences,
-and love to increase its glory and happiness by the cultivation of
-fresh virtues and excellences. They should, for this end, unlock the
-store-houses of wisdom and knowledge for original and sound
-principles, for apt illustration. They should be thoroughly
-indoctrinated in a spirit of true philosophy--of that philosophy which
-teaches the intimate nature of the transactions and interests of
-men--of that philosophy which teaches what should characterize every
-action whether in the family or in the outward world. They should be
-old acquaintances with the master spirits of literature and science,
-both in ancient and modern times; that "halo" of mingled character, of
-light, grace and magic, which encircles the Muses, should likewise be
-to them a fount of inspiration. Now, such a preparation presupposes a
-full development of minds--of minds, not only powerful in stern
-reason, but rich and dazzling in imagination, and useful in the
-exercise of all other powers; of minds, not only great in some one of
-the affections, but deeply imbued in all the higher and sympathetic
-feelings of the heart. Such being the case, these minds, which we may
-call by their prototypes, Marshalls and Wirts, will raise the
-profession to the loftiest pinnacle of eminence, will stamp its
-character for moral and intellectual power and usefulness. The same
-remarks apply to the other professions, and the same train of cause
-and effect will raise them to a similar eminence.
-
-But is the elevation of the professions the elevation of society? So
-has thought the world, and generation after generation has passed
-away, and others and others have followed, and still it is thus
-thought. But it is time that this fatal delusion, which has hung like
-an incubus over society, blasting its bloom and vigor, should be
-dispelled--that all grades may rise to their rightful station. Never
-was suggested to mortal mind a fairer scheme, or one of more moral
-grandeur. The mechanic possessing the same mental gifts, enjoying the
-same rights, holding the same momentous relations to society as the
-professional man, should likewise have his heart and intellect fully
-developed. It is not sufficient that he be a mere mechanic. A mere
-mechanic is a child in the world of knowledge. It is not sufficient
-that he be a good workman, though he be as skilful and precise in the
-use of his instrument, as was the Moorish king Saladin, in Scott's
-story of the Talisman. In mere workmanship there is no illumination of
-intellect, no awakening of emotion, no refinement of passion. The
-principles of science are closely interwoven in every piece of
-mechanism. He should master well these principles, the effect of their
-application, consider them as the solid basis of the comforts and
-conveniences of life, and not the least among the means of human power
-and enjoyment. He should love his trade because of the science
-engrafted in it, because of its usefulness, because of its affording
-him an enduring place in Fame's temple. For this purpose, he should go
-back to the earliest, feeblest dawn of science, when first Israel's
-shepherds gazed upon the star-gemmed firmament, and mark its gradual
-but onward progress; how, at one period, it shone all luminous; how,
-at another, it went down in universal midnight; how again it revived
-under the touch of a few mighty geniuses, and rose {386} clustered
-with new principles and discoveries, with the glory and splendor of
-the sun itself. The productions of Newton and Franklin, and other
-great lights both of the past and present, should be the aliment of
-his mind; their thoughts, which when sought, come clear and
-inspiriting from the living page, should be familiar to him as
-household words; and how they studied and thought, he should learn to
-study and think. And like them, whatever is important in the material
-world, above or below, he should make the playthings of his inquiring
-mind. And like them, he should not be ignorant of whatever is
-excellent in religion, useful in philosophy, enrapturing in song, or
-thrilling in eloquence. He will thus exhibit a mind not stinted in its
-growth, not controlled by any one desire, but a mind, like Milton's
-tree of paradise, weighed down with rich and delicious fruits--a mind,
-elevated, useful and polished. He will thus exalt his trade, and add
-to it new and brighter glories. But the elevation of professions and
-mechanical trades is not sufficient to produce the general elevation
-of society. They compose no more than half of the great mass of mind.
-There are yet the _merchant_ and the _farmer_, who should be raised to
-a like eminence. Commerce, viewed in reference to buying and selling,
-retards the moral and intellectual improvement of mankind. Thus
-viewed, and connected with avarice for money, it would create a nation
-of pedlars. But, considered in its widest sense, as influencing the
-business and interests of men, and thus acting on thought and feeling,
-as entering into every social relation, as drawing on the resources of
-the earth, the air, and the water, as connected with foreign climes,
-and uniting nations by golden links of sympathy and interest, it is by
-far the most comprehensive and important of all life's vocations. The
-merchant then should possess a mind sure, deep and searching; nor
-should he be a novice in knowledge of any kind. What is peculiar to
-variety of soil and climate, what to the habits and feelings of
-countries, what to their wants and desires, should be fully known to
-him. What are the duties and obligations, arising from the many and
-weighty relations which his calling creates, should likewise be fully
-known to him. He should therefore be a historian, a philosopher, a
-scholar, and a Christian. Commerce will then rise to the highest
-degree of perfection and usefulness.
-
-And is the mind of the farmer, amid all this moral and intellectual
-illumination, to remain uncultivated? Is he an isolated being,
-unconnected by any relations with society? or has he no obligations to
-perform in common with his fellow men? Has he not those varied mental
-endowments, which are the glory of his species, which exalt, adorn,
-bless, and refine? Or is he incapable of feeling the poetry of the
-emotions, delight, beauty, and sublimity? or of that warmth and
-exaltedness of sympathetic virtue, which stimulate and invigorate the
-spirit of love and benevolence? Is there no knowledge or science in
-agriculture? Agriculture is closely allied to commerce, and has a
-bearing greater or less on every pursuit in life. It may be called an
-unfailing source of national wealth and prosperity, supplying the
-wants of man, and imparting new life, and stirring, ceaseless activity
-to trade of every kind. Besides, its followers--uninfluenced by the
-vanities and vices of the world, so effeminating, so debasing to the
-mind--are the repositories of the integrity and patriotism of society.
-Indeed, we may say that the farmer is the guardian of government,
-rights and laws; the watchman, sleeping neither by day nor by night,
-on the outposts of defence. We would then have his mind cultivated
-both morally and intellectually, that he may know and observe the
-duties imposed upon him by society--by Heaven. We would then have him
-conversant with all that is noble or mighty, with all that is
-inspiriting or strengthening in literature, science, and philosophy,
-both in the ancient and modern world, for then agriculture shall
-become a fountain of power and usefulness, and a "wall of fire" around
-society.
-
-And what is the effect of this principle thus applied to the various
-classes of society? Heretofore, and at present, to a certain extent,
-as we have before remarked, learning has ever belonged to a few,
-constituting a single class of society, and of course, the
-repositories of all moral and intellectual power and wisdom. And
-these, having the power in their own grasp, and standing on lofty
-stations and surrounded by a false show of glory and goodness, the
-result of admiring ignorance, mould and wield the destinies of
-society. To them the mass of mind looks up, as to oracular deities,
-with much the same faith and confidence as the ancient pagan, when
-consulting the Pytho of the Delphian shrine. Thus, the elevation of
-society has ever been characterized by the moral and intellectual
-education of a single class; and as this class has been cultivated,
-communities have risen or fallen. Thus, the history of society has
-ever been, like the waves of a rolling sea, a series of fluctuations.
-Now, this principle of universal mental cultivation, as above applied,
-destroys this usurping, tyrannizing system. It takes from the few the
-power of holding and disposing of the rights of the many, giving to
-the many the same mental superiority and knowledge. It presents not an
-isolated point, but raises all grades to the same glorious, elevated
-level.
-
-The mind of society is composed, to a greater or less degree, by the
-mingling of purity and pollution. As the pure rivers of intellect and
-affection flow on, they are met by counter streams deeper and broader,
-emanating from the sources of evil and ignorance. Thus, good is
-counteracted, and its tendency destroyed by evil; thus, society is
-full of bitter animosities and contentions, and kept in a deleterious,
-feverish excitement, destructive of all noble effort. By the
-introduction of this principle, peace, active and beauteous, will calm
-the angry waters, and the countless currents of thought and feeling
-which sweep society, will only tend to the magnifying of one grand
-current flowing to universal good. Moreover, at the approach of this
-light, struck out of the mind of the mass, ignorance, though sitting
-upon her throne of centuries, shall find her throne to crumble from
-under her, and her reign over mankind to depart forever. Superstition,
-too, which has ever chained down the soaring spirit of mind, and
-destroyed the harmony and independence of society, shall find her
-power vanish--her altars prostrate--"her spell over the minds of men
-broken, never to unite again." In their place, whatever is glorious,
-noble, and sublime in mind, will reign supreme. And instead of any one
-desire giving tone productive of sordid selfishness to the thought and
-action of society; or instead of that levelling spirit, originating in
-lawless passion, which tramples upon and bids defiance to all law and
-good order--which marches {387} through society with the terror and
-fatality of a thousand plagues--from a union of the virtues of the
-heart and intellect, a spirit of high-mindedness will arise, full of
-nobleness and power, to guarantee the force of law, to strengthen the
-social ties, and, like the star of the east, which marked the coming
-of the Saviour, ensure to the world universal happiness.
-
-Are the effects of this principle sufficient to create a motive
-conducive to the universal cultivation of mind--or is something more
-required? As an effect creative of a motive, we would merely refer to
-the immortality of mental achievement. It is a fact, known to every
-one of common observation, that a virtuous mind dies not with the
-clayey tenement, but lives forever in its hallowed results. It is
-founded in reason and philosophy. The mind of the past is not
-different in its essential characteristics from the mind of the
-present; and therefore, the thoughts and feelings of the past are in a
-measure congenial with our thoughts and feelings; and from this
-kindred sympathy, it is, that the intellect of the remotest antiquity
-lives in the intellect of the most distant future. Are Homer, or
-Cicero, or any of that galaxy of mind which casts so brilliant, so
-undying a lustre over the ancient world, forgotten? Are Milton and
-Shakspeare, or Newton and Franklin, or any of the illustrious moderns,
-whatever their sphere of action, forgotten? The beautiful fanes and
-consecrated groves, where genius was wont to shine in her full power
-and brightness; the elegances of art, her towering domes and her
-magnificent columns, once the centre of admiration; the luxuries and
-splendors of opulence, once affording rich continued
-gratification--where are they? They have passed away, like "shadows
-over a rock," and are lost in the dust. But the mind which created
-them, admired them, enjoyed them, lives, will live, shall live,
-forever, forever.
-
-H. J. G.
-
-_Cincinnati_.
-
-
-
-
-DYING MEDITATIONS
-
-OF A NEW YORK ALDERMAN.
-
-
- Let me review the glories that are past,
- And nobly dine, in fancy, to the last;
- Since here an end of all my feasts I see,
- And death will soon make turtle soup of me!
- Full soon the tyrant's jaws will stop my jaw,
- A _bonne bouche_ I, for his insatiate maw;
- My tongue, whose taste in venison was supreme,
- Whose bouncing blunders Gotham's daily theme,
- In far less pleasant _fix_ will shortly be
- Than when it smack'd the luscious callipee.
- Oh would the gourmand his stern claim give o'er,
- And bid me eat my way through life once more!
- And might (my pray'rs were then not spent in vain,)
- A hundred civic feasts roll round again,
- As sound experience makes all men more wise,
- How great th' improvement from my own would rise!
- What matchless flavor I would give each dish,
- Whether of venison, soup, or fowl, or fish!
- In this more spice--in that more gen'rous wine,
- Gods, what ecstatic pleasure would be mine!
- But no--ungratified my palate burns,
- Departed joy to me no more returns;
- And vainly fancy strives my death to sweeten,
- With dreams of dinners never to be eaten.
- The dawning of my youth gave promise bright
- Of vict'ry in the gastronomic fight:
- "Turtle!" I cried, when at the nurse's breast,
- My cries for turtle broke her midnight rest;
- Such pleasure in the darling word I found,
- That turtle! turtle! made the house resound.
- When, after years of thankless toil and pains,
- The pedant spic'd with A B C my brains,
- My cranium teem'd, like Peter's heav'nly sheet,
- With thoughts of fish and flesh and fowls to eat;
- The turtle's natural hist'ry charm'd my sense--
- Adieu, forever, syntax, mood and tense!
- And when in zoologic books I read,
- That once a turtle liv'd without his head,
- To emulate this feat I soon began,
- And so became a Gotham Alderman.
- A civic soldier, I no dangers fear'd,
- Save indigestion or a greasy beard;
- _Forced balls_ were shot, I fac'd with hearty thanks,
- And in the _attack on Turkey_ led the ranks,
- The fork my bayonet--the knife my sword,
- And mastication victory secur'd.
- Alas! that kill'd and eat'n foes should plague us,
- And puke their way back through the œsophagus!
- Ye murder'd tribes of earth and air and sea,
- Dyspepsia hath reveng'd your deaths on me!
- Ah! what is life? A glass of ginger beer,
- Racy and sparkling, bubbling, foaming, clear;
- But when its carbonated gas is gone,
- What matter where the vapid lees are thrown?
- In this eternal world to which I go,
- I wonder whether people eat or no!
- If so, I trust that I shall get a chair,
- Since all my life I've striv'n but to prepare.
- And holy writ--unless our preachers lie--
- Says, "Eat and drink, to-morrow we must die."
- My faith was firm as ardent zeal could wish,
- From Noah's ark full down to Jonah's fish.
- Then may the pow'rs but give a starving sinner,
- A _bid_ to that eternal turtle dinner!
-
-E. M.
-
-
-
-
-IRENE.
-
-
- I stand beneath the soaring moon
- At midnight in the month of June.
- An influence dewy, drowsy, dim,
- Is dripping from yon golden rim.
- Grey towers are mouldering into rest,
- Wrapping the fog around their breast.
- Looking like Lethe, see! the lake
- A conscious slumber seems to take,
- And would not for the world awake.
- The rosemary sleeps upon the grave,
- The lily lolls upon the wave,
- And million cedars to and fro
- Are rocking lullabies as they go
- To the lone oak that nodding hangs
- Above yon cataract of Serangs.
-
- All Beauty sleeps!--and lo! where lies
- With casement open to the skies
- Irene with her destinies!
- And hark the sounds so low yet clear,
- (Like music of another sphere)
- Which steal within the slumberer's ear, {388}
- Or so appear--or so appear!
- "O lady sweet, how camest thou here?
- "Strange are thine eyelids! strange thy dress!
- "And strange thy glorious length of tress!
- "Sure thou art come o'er far off seas
- "A wonder to our desert trees!
- "Some gentle wind hath thought it right
- "To open thy window to the night,
- "And wanton airs from the tree-top
- "Laughingly through the lattice drop,
- "And wave this crimson canopy,
- "So fitfully, so fearfully,
- "As a banner o'er thy dreaming eye
- "That o'er the floor, and down the wall,
- "Like ghosts the shadows rise and fall--
- "Then, for thine own all radiant sake,
- "Lady, awake! awake! awake!
-
- The lady sleeps!--oh, may her sleep
- As it is lasting, so be deep,
- No icy worms about her creep!
- I pray to God that she may lie
- Forever with as calm an eye--
- That chamber changed for one more holy,
- That bed for one more melancholy!
- Far in the forest dim and old,
- For her may some tall vault unfold,
- Against whose sounding door she hath thrown
- In childhood many an idle stone--
- Some tomb which oft hath flung its black
- And vampire-wing-like pannels back,
- Fluttering triumphant o'er the palls
- Of her old family funerals.
-
-E. A. P.
-
-
-
-
-VERBAL CRITICISMS.
-
-
-_Guessing and Reckoning_. Right merry have the people of England made
-themselves at the expense of us their younger brethren of this side of
-the Atlantic, for the manner in which we are wont to use the verbs, to
-guess and to reckon. But they have unjustly chided us therefor, since
-it would not be difficult to find in many of the British Classics of
-more than a century's standing, instances of the use of these words
-precisely in the American manner. In the perusal of Locke's Essay on
-Education a short time since, I noticed the word guess made use of
-three times in _our_ way. In section 28 he says, "Once in four and
-twenty hours is enough, and no body, _I guess_, will think it too
-much;" again, in section 167, "But yet, _I guess_, this is not to be
-done with children whilst very young, nor at their entrance upon any
-sort of knowledge;" and again, in section 174, "And he whose design it
-is to excel in English poetry, would not, _I guess_, think the way to
-it was to make his first essay in Latin verses."
-
-Was John Locke a Yankee? Or have the people of the United States
-preserved one of the meanings of the verb _to guess_ which has become
-obsolete in England?
-
-In several passages of the English version of the New Testament the
-word _reckon_ is used as the people in many parts of the United States
-are in the habit of using it. In the Epistle to the Romans, chapter 8,
-verse 18, is an instance, "For _I reckon_ that the sufferings of this
-present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall
-be revealed to us."
-
-"_Take and tell_." "If you do so I will _take and tell_ father," such
-is the constant language of children. What will they take? Is the
-expression a contraction of some obsolete phrase? Who can tell me if
-it is to be met with in print?
-
-_Had have_. I have for some time noticed this corruption in
-conversation. It has lately crept into print. Here are instances of
-it, "Had I have gone, I should not have met her," "If I had have been
-at the sale I would not have bought it at that price." I have a
-suspicion that a rapid pronunciation of "would have," "should have,"
-and "could have," has given rise to this. "I'd have gone," "I'd have
-come," and similar phrases have probably introduced it, the
-contraction answering as well for _had_ as _would_, _could_, and
-_should_. It is very awkward and incorrect.
-
-_Fully equal_. This is a tautologous expression in constant use. "This
-work is _fully equal_ to its predecessor." The writer means to say
-that the last work is equal to the first; but what is the use of the
-_fully_, unless there can be an equality which is _not full_ and
-perfect?
-
-_Eventuate_. The editor of Coleridge's Table Talk, very justly
-denounces this Americanism. He says it is to be met with in Washington
-Irving's Tour to the Prairies. If so, so much the worse for the book.
-It is a barbarism, "I pray you avoid it." We do not need the word, so
-that it cannot be sneaked in, under the plea of necessity. The English
-verb, _to result_, means all, I presume, that the fathers of
-_eventuate_ design that it shall mean. If we may coin _eventuate_ from
-event, why not _processiate_ from process, _contemptiate_ from
-contempt, _excessiate_ from excess, and a hundred more, all as useful
-and elegant as _eventuate_?
-
-_Directly_. Many of the English writers of the present day, use this
-word in a manner inelegant and unsanctioned, I am convinced, by any
-standard author. They appear to think that it has the same meaning as
-the phrase "as soon as." For instance: "The troops were dismissed
-_directly_ the general had reviewed them." "The House of Lords
-adjourned _directly_ this important bill had passed." I am happy to
-find that the writers in this country have not fallen into it.
-
-_Mutual_. When persons speak of an individual's being _a mutual
-friend_ of two others, who perhaps may not know each other, they
-attach a meaning to the word mutual which does not belong to it. A and
-B may be mutual friends, but how C can be the mutual friend of A and B
-it is difficult to comprehend. Where is the mutuality in this case? We
-should say, C is the _common_ friend of A and B. Several of the
-associations for interment which have lately been instituted, have
-seized upon the word _mutual_ and used it very absurdly. They style
-themselves "Mutual Burial Societies." How can two individuals _bury
-each other_? and yet this is implied by the term "_mutual_."
-
-Is not the familiar phrase, "now-a-days," a corruption of "in our
-days?"
-
-"_If I am not mistaken_." This is evidently wrong. If what I say to
-another is misunderstood, I am _mistaken_, but if I misunderstand what
-is said to me, I am _mistaking_, and so we should speak and write.
-
-_Degrees of perfection_. "The army," says president Monroe, in one of
-his messages, "has arrived at _a high degree of perfection_." There
-can be no degrees of perfection. Any thing which is _perfect_ cannot
-become _more_ {389} _perfect_, and any thing which falls short of
-perfection is in _a degree of imperfection_.
-
-"_Is being built_." This form of expression has met with many and
-zealous advocates. It is an error almost exclusively confined to
-print. In conversation we would say, "the house is _getting_ built,"
-and no one would be in doubt as to our meaning. _Being built_ is the
-past or perfect participle, which according to Lindley Murray,
-signifies action perfected or finished. How then can prefixing the
-word _is_ or _are_, words in the present tense, before it, convert
-this meaning into another signifying the continuation of the building
-at this moment? We say, "the house _being built_ the family moved in,"
-and imply absolute completion by the phrase _being built_, as people
-are not in the habit of moving into unfinished houses. To say that the
-house is being built, is no more than saying that the house is built,
-and by this we understand that the building is completely finished,
-not that the work is still going on.
-
-I do not know that any of Shakspeare's hundred and one commentators
-has noticed the pun in Hamlet's address to his father's ghost, "Thou
-comest to me in such a _questionable_ shape, that I will _speak_ to
-thee." Perhaps the great bard meant to exhibit the coolness of his
-hero by placing a jest in his mouth. Hamlet immediately after proceeds
-to _question_ the spirit.
-
-
-
-
-_Editorial_.
-
-
-
-
-LYNCH'S LAW.
-
-
-Frequent inquiry has been made within the last year as to the origin
-of Lynch's law. This subject now possesses historical interest. It
-will be perceived from the annexed paper, that the law, so called,
-originated in 1780, in Pittsylvania, Virginia. Colonel William Lynch,
-of that county, was its author; and we are informed by a resident, who
-was a member of a body formed for the purpose of carrying it into
-effect, that the efforts of the association were wholly successful. A
-trained band of villains, whose operations extended from North to
-South, whose well concerted schemes had bidden defiance to the
-ordinary laws of the land, and whose success encouraged them to
-persevere in depredations upon an unoffending community, was dispersed
-and laid prostrate under the infliction of Lynch's law. Of how many
-terrible, and deeply to be lamented consequences--of how great an
-amount of permanent evil--has the partial and temporary good been
-productive!
-
-"Whereas, many of the inhabitants of the county of Pittsylvania, as
-well as elsewhere, have sustained great and intolerable losses by a
-set of lawless men who have banded themselves together to deprive
-honest men of their just rights and property, by stealing their
-horses, counterfeiting, and passing paper currency, and committing
-many other species of villainy, too tedious to mention, and that those
-vile miscreants do still persist in their diabolical practices, and
-have hitherto escaped the civil power with impunity, it being almost
-useless and unnecessary to have recourse to our laws to suppress and
-punish those freebooters, they having it in their power to extricate
-themselves when brought to justice by suborning witnesses who do swear
-them clear--we, the subscribers, being determined to put a stop to the
-iniquitous practices of those unlawful and abandoned wretches, do
-enter into the following association, to wit: that next to our
-consciences, soul and body, we hold our rights and property, sacred
-and inviolable. We solemnly protest before God and the world, that
-(for the future) upon hearing or having sufficient reason to believe,
-that any villainy or species of villainy having been committed within
-our neighborhood, we will forthwith embody ourselves, and repair
-immediately to the person or persons suspected, or those under
-suspicious characters, harboring, aiding, or assisting those villains,
-and if they will not desist from their evil practices, we will inflict
-such corporeal punishment on him or them, as to us shall seem adequate
-to the crime committed or the damage sustained; that we will protect
-and defend each and every one of us, the subscribers, as well jointly
-as severally, from the insults and assaults offered by any other
-person in their behalf: and further, we do bind ourselves jointly and
-severally, our joint and several heirs &c. to pay or cause to be paid,
-all damages that shall or may accrue in consequence of this our
-laudable undertaking, and will pay an equal proportion according to
-our several abilities; and we, after having a sufficient number of
-subscribers to this association, will convene ourselves to some
-convenient place, and will make choice of our body five of the best
-and most discreet men belonging to our body, to direct and govern the
-whole, and we will strictly adhere to their determinations in all
-cases whatsoever relative to the above undertaking; and if any of our
-body summoned to attend the execution of this our plan, and fail so to
-do without a reasonable excuse, they shall forfeit and pay the sum of
-one hundred pounds current money of Virginia, to be appropriated
-towards defraying the contingent expenses of this our undertaking. In
-witness whereof we have hereunto set our hands, this 22d day September
-1780."
-
-
-
-
-CRITICAL NOTICES.
-
-
-SPAIN REVISITED.
-
-_Spain Revisited. By the author of "A Year in Spain." New York: Harper
-and Brothers._
-
-Some three months since we had occasion to express our high admiration
-of Lieutenant Slidell's _American in England_. The work now before us
-presents to the eye of the critical reader many if not all of those
-peculiarities which distinguished its predecessor. We find the same
-force and freedom. We recognize the same artist-like way of depicting
-persons, scenery, or manners, by a succession of minute and
-well-managed details. We perceive also the same terseness and
-originality of expression. Still we must be pardoned for saying that
-many of the same _niaiseries_ are also apparent, and most especially
-an abundance of very bad grammar and a superabundance of gross errors
-in syntatical arrangement.
-
-With the _Dedicatory Letter_ prefixed to _Spain Revisited_, we have no
-patience whatever. It does great credit to the kind and gentlemanly
-feelings of Lieutenant Slidell, but it forms no inconsiderable
-drawback upon {390} our previously entertained opinions of his good
-taste. We can at no time, and under no circumstances, see either
-meaning or delicacy in parading the sacred relations of personal
-friendship before the unscrupulous eyes of the public. And even when
-these things are well done and briefly done, we do believe them to be
-in the estimation of all persons of nice feeling a nuisance and an
-abomination. But it very rarely happens that the closest scrutiny can
-discover in the least offensive of these dedications any thing better
-than extravagance, affectation or incongruity. We are not sure that it
-would be impossible, in the present instance, to designate gross
-examples of all three. What connection has the name of Lieutenant
-Upshur with the present Spanish Adventures of Lieutenant Slidell?
-None. Then why insist upon a connection which the world cannot
-perceive? The Dedicatory letter, in the present instance, is either a
-_bona fide_ epistle actually addressed before publication to
-Lieutenant Upshur, intended strictly as a memorial of friendship, and
-published because no good reasons could be found for the
-non-publication--or its plentiful professions are all hollowness and
-falsity, and it was never meant to be any thing more than a very
-customary public compliment.
-
-Our first supposition is negatived by the stiff and highly constrained
-character of the _style_, totally distinct from the usual, and we will
-suppose the less carefully arranged composition of the author. What
-man in his senses ever wrote as follows, from the simple impulses of
-gratitude or friendship?
-
-
-In times past, a dedication, paid for by a great literary patron,
-furnished the author at once with the means of parading his own
-servility, and ascribing to his idol virtues which had no real
-existence. Though this custom be condemned by the better taste of the
-age in which we live, friendship may yet claim the privilege of
-eulogizing virtues which really exist; if so, I might here draw the
-portrait of a rare combination of them; I might describe a courage, a
-benevolence, a love of justice coupled with an honest indignation at
-whatever outrages it, a devotion to others and forgetfulness of self,
-such as are not often found blended in one character, were I not
-deterred by the consideration that when I should have completed my
-task, the eulogy, which would seem feeble to those who knew the
-original, might be condemned as extravagant by those who do not.
-
-
-Can there be any thing more palpably artificial than all this? The
-writer commences by informing his bosom friend that whereas in times
-past men were given up to fulsome flattery in their dedications, not
-scrupling to endow their patrons with virtues they never possessed,
-he, the Lieutenant, intends to be especially delicate and original in
-his own peculiar method of applying the panegyrical plaster, and to
-confine himself to qualities which have a real existence. Now this is
-the very sentiment, if sentiment it may be called, with which all the
-toad-eaters since the flood have introduced their dedicatory letters.
-What immediately follows is in the same vein, and is worthy of the
-ingenious Don Puffando himself. All the good qualities in the world
-are first enumerated--Lieutenant Upshur is then informed, by the most
-approved rules of circumbendibus, that he possesses them, one and
-each, in the highest degree, but that his friend the author of "_Spain
-Revisited_" is too much of a man of tact to tell him any thing about
-it.
-
-If on the other hand it is admitted that the whole epistle is a mere
-matter of form, and intended simply as a public compliment to a
-personal friend, we feel, at once, a degree of righteous indignation
-at the profanation to so hollow a purpose, of the most sacred epithets
-and phrases of friendship--a degree, too, of serious doubt whether the
-gentleman panegyrized will receive as a compliment, or rather resent
-as an insult, the being taxed to his teeth, and in the face of the
-whole community, with nothing less than all the possible
-accomplishments and graces, together with the entire stock of cardinal
-and other virtues.
-
-_Spain Revisited_, although we cannot think it at all equal to the
-_American in England_ for picturesque and vigorous description (which
-we suppose to be the forte of Lieutenant Slidell) yet greatly
-surpasses in this respect most of the books of modern travels with
-which we now usually meet. A moderate interest is sustained
-throughout--aided no doubt by our feelings of indignation at the
-tyranny which would debar so accomplished a traveller as our
-countryman from visiting at his leisure and in full security a region
-so well worth visiting as Spain. It appears that Ferdinand on the 20th
-August, 1832, taking it into his head that the Lieutenant's former
-work "A Year in Spain" (esta indigesta produccion) esta llena de
-falsedades y de groceras calumnias contra el Rey N. S. y su augusta
-familia, thought proper to issue a royal order in which the book
-called _un ano en Espana_ was doomed to seizure wherever it might be
-found, and the clever author himself, under the appellation of the
-Signor Ridell, to a dismissal from the nearest frontier in the event
-of his anticipated return to the country. Notwithstanding this order,
-the Lieutenant, as he himself informs us, did not hesitate to
-undertake the journey, knowing that, subsequently to the edict in
-question, the whole machinery of the government had undergone a
-change, having passed into liberal hands. But although the danger of
-actual arrest on the above-mentioned grounds was thus rendered
-comparatively trivial, there were many other serious difficulties to
-be apprehended. In the Basque Provinces and in Navarre the civil war
-was at its height. The diligences, as a necessary consequence, had
-ceased to run; and the insurgents rendered the means of progressing
-through the country exceedingly precarious, by their endeavors to cut
-off all communications through which the government could be informed
-of their manœuvres. The post-horses had been seized by the Carlist
-cavalry to supply their deficiencies, "and only a few mules remained
-at some of the post-houses between Bayonne and Vitoria."
-
-The following sketch of an ass-market at Tordesillas seems to embody
-in a small compass specimens of nearly all the excellences as well as
-nearly all the faults of the author.
-
-
-By far the most curious part of the fair, however, was the ass-market,
-held by a gay fraternity of gipsies. There were about a dozen of
-these, for the most part of middle stature, beautifully formed, with
-very regular features of an Asiatic cast, and having a copper tinge;
-their hands were very small, as of a race long unaccustomed to severe
-toil, with quantities of silver rings strung on the fingers. They had
-very white and regular teeth, and their black eyes were uncommonly
-large, round-orbed, projecting, and expressive; habitually languid and
-melancholy in moments of listlessness, they kindled into wonderful
-brightness when engaged in commending their asses, or in bartering
-with a purchaser. Their jet-black hair hung in long curls down their
-back, and they were nearly all dressed in velvet, as Andalusian majos,
-with quantities of buttons made from pesetas and half {391} pesetas
-covering their jackets and breeches, as many as three or four hanging
-frequently from the same eyelet-hole. Some of them wore the Andalusian
-leggjn and shoe of brown leather, others the footless stocking and
-sandal of Valencia; in general their dress, which had nothing in
-common with the country they were then in, seemed calculated to unite
-ease of movement and freedom from embarrassment to jauntiness of
-effect. All of them had a profusion of trinkets and amulets, intended
-to testily their devotion to that religion which, according to the
-popular belief, they were suspected of doubting, and one of them
-displayed his excessive zeal in wearing conspicuously from his neck a
-silver case, twice the size of a dollar, containing a picture of the
-Virgin Mary holding the infant Saviour in her arms.
-
-Four or five females accompanied this party, and came and went from
-the square and back, with baskets and other trifles, as if engaged at
-their separate branch of trade. They had beautiful oval faces, with
-fine eyes and teeth, and rich olive complexions. Their costume was
-different from any other I had seen in Spain, its greatest peculiarity
-consisting in a coarse outer petticoat, which was drawn over the head
-at pleasure instead of the mantilla, and which reminded me of the
-manta of Peru, concealing, as it did, the whole of the face, except
-only a single eye.
-
-I asked a dozen people where these strange beings were from, not
-liking to speer the question at themselves; but not one could tell me,
-and all seemed to treat the question as no less difficult of solution
-than one which might concern the origin of the wind. One person,
-indeed, barely hinted the possibility of their being from Zamora,
-where one of the faubourgs has a colony of these vermin, for so they
-are esteemed. He added, moreover, that a late law required that every
-gipsy in Spain should have a fixed domicil, but that they still
-managed, in the face of it, to gratify their hereditary taste for an
-unsettled and wandering life. He spoke of them as a pack of gay rogues
-and petty robbers, yet did not seem to hold them in any particular
-horror. The asses which they were selling they had probably collected
-in the pueblos with a view to this fair, trading from place to place
-as they journeyed, and not a few they had perhaps kidnapped and coaxed
-away, taking care, by shaving and other embellishments, to modify and
-render them unknown.
-
-I was greatly amused in observing the ingenious mode in which they
-kept their beasts together in the midst of such a crowd and so much
-confusion, or separated them for the purpose of making a sale. They
-were strung at the side of the parapet wall, overlooking the river,
-with their heads towards it and pressing against it, as if anxious to
-push it over, but in reality out of sedulousness to avoid the frequent
-showers of blows which were distributed from time to time, without
-motive or warning, on their unoffending hinder parts, and withdraw
-them as far as possible from the direction whence they were inflicted.
-As they were very much crowded together, there was quite scuffling
-work for an ass to get in when brought back from an unsuccessful
-effort to trade, or when newly bought, for these fellows, in the true
-spirit of barter, were equally ready to buy or sell. The gipsy's
-staff, distributing blows on the rumps of two adjoining beasts, would
-throw open a slight aperture, into which the nose of the intruding ass
-would be made to enter, when a plentiful encouragement of blows would
-force him in, like a wedge into a riven tree. The mode of extracting
-an ass was equally ingenious, and, if any thing, more singular;
-continually pressing their heads against the wall with all their
-energy, it would have required immense strength, with the chance of
-pulling off the tail if it were not a strong one, to drag them
-forcibly out; a gipsy, taking the tail of the required animal in one
-hand, would stretch his staff forward so as to tap him on the nose,
-and, thus encouraged, gently draw him out.
-
-The ingenuity of these gipsies in getting up a bargain, trusting to be
-able to turn it to their own account, was marvellous. Mingling among
-the farmers, and engaging them in conversation on indifferent
-subjects, they would at length bring them back to the favorite theme
-of asses, and eventually persuade them to take a look at theirs. "Here
-is one," measuring the height of an individual with his staff, "which
-will just suit you;--what will you give for him? Come, you shall have
-him for half his worth, for one hundred reals--only five dollars for
-an ass like this," looking at him with the admiration of a connoisseur
-in the presence of the Apollo; "truly, an animal of much merit and the
-greatest promise--_de mucho merito y encarecimiento_--he has the
-shoulders and breast of an ox; let me show you the richness of his
-paces," said the gipsy, his whole figure and attitude partaking of his
-earnestness, and his eye dilating and glowing with excitement. He had
-brought the unwary and bewildered countryman, like a charmed bird, to
-the same point as the eloquent shopkeeper does his doubting customer
-when he craves permission to take down his wares, and does not wait to
-be denied. Vaulting to the back of the animal, he flourished his staff
-about its head, and rode it up and down furiously, to the terror of
-the by-standers' toes, pricking it on the spine with his iron-pointed
-staff to make it frisky, and pronouncing the while, in the midst of
-frantic gesticulations an eloquent eulogium on its performances and
-character, giving it credit, among other things, for sobriety,
-moderation, long suffering, and the most un-asslike qualification of
-chastity. To add to the picturesque oddity of the scene, an old monk
-stood hard by, an interested spectator of some chaffering between a
-young woman and a seller of charms and trinkets stationed beneath an
-awning, and no accessory was wanting to render the quaint little
-picture complete.
-
-
-In our notice of the _American in England_, we found much fault with
-the _style_--that is to say, with the mere English of Lieutenant
-Slidell. We are not sure whether the volumes now before us were
-written previously or subsequently to that very excellent work--but
-certain it is that they are much less abundant than it, in simple
-errors of grammar and ambiguities of construction. We must be
-pardoned, however, for thinking that even now the English of our
-traveller is more obviously defective than is becoming in any well
-educated American--more especially in any well educated American who
-is an aspirant for the honors of authorship. To quote individual
-sentences in support of an assertion of this nature, might bear with
-it an air of injustice--since there are few of the best writers of any
-language in whose works single faulty passages may not readily be
-discovered. We will therefore take the liberty of commenting in detail
-upon the English of an entire page of _Spain Revisited_.--See page
-188, vol. i.
-
-
-Carts and wagons, caravans of mules, and files of humbler asses came
-pouring, by various roads, into the great vomitory by which we were
-entering, laden with the various commodities, the luxuries as well as
-the necessaries of life, brought from foreign countries or from remote
-provinces, to sustain the unnatural existence of a capital which is so
-remote from all its resources, and which produces scarce any thing
-that it consumes.
-
-
-This sentence, although it would not be too long, if properly managed,
-is too long as it stands. The ear repeatedly seeks, and expects the
-conclusion, and is repeatedly disappointed. It expects the close at
-the word "_entering_"--at the word "_life_"--at the word
-"_provinces_"--and at the word "_resources_." Each additional portion
-of the sentence after each of the words just designated by inverted
-commas, has the air of an after-thought engrafted upon the original
-idea. The use of the word "_vomitory_" in the present instance is
-injudicious. Strictly speaking, a road which serves as a vomitory, or
-means of egress, for a population, serves also as a means of ingress.
-A good writer, however, will consider not only whether, in all
-strictness, his words will admit of the meaning he attaches to them,
-but whether in their implied, their original, or other collateral
-meanings, they may not be at variance with some portion of his
-sentence. When we hear of "a _vomitory_ by which we were _entering_,"
-not all the rigor of the most exact construction will reconcile us to
-the phrase--since we are accustomed to connect with the word
-_vomitory_, notions precisely the reverse of those allied to the
-subsequent word "_entering_." Between the participle "_laden_" and the
-nouns to which it refers (carts, {392} wagons, caravans and asses) two
-other nouns and one pronoun are suffered to intervene--a grammatical
-arrangement which when admitted in any degree, never fails to
-introduce more or less obscurity in every sentence where it is so
-admitted. Strict syntatical order would require (the pronoun "we"
-being followed immediately by "laden") that--not the asses--but
-Lieutenant Slidell and his companions should be laden with the various
-commodities.
-
-
-And now, too, we began to see horsemen jantily dressed in slouched
-hat, embroidered jacket, and worked spatterdashes, reining fiery
-Andalusian coursers, each having the Moorish carbine hung at hand
-beside him.
-
-
-Were horsemen, in this instance, a _generic_ term--that is, did the
-word allude to horsemen generally, the use of the "_slouched hat_" and
-"_embroidered jacket_" in the singular, would be justifiable--but it
-is not so in speaking of individual horsemen, where the plural is
-required. The participle "_reining_" properly refers to
-"_spatterdashes_," although of course intended to agree with
-"_horsemen_." The word "_each_," also meant to refer to the
-"_horsemen_," belongs, strictly speaking, to the "_coursers_." The
-whole, if construed by the rigid rules of grammar, would imply that
-the horsemen were dressed in spatterdashes--which spatterdashes reined
-the coursers--and which coursers had each a carbine.
-
-
-Perhaps these were farmers of the better order; but they had not the
-air of men accustomed to labor; they were rather, perhaps, Andalusian
-horse-dealers, or, maybe, robbers, of those who so greatly abound
-about the capital, who for the moment, had laid aside their
-professional character.
-
-
-This is an exceedingly awkward sentence. The word "_maybe_" is, we
-think, objectionable. The repetition of the relative "_who_" in the
-phrases "_who so greatly abound_" and "_who for the moment had laid
-aside_," is the less to be justified, as each "_who_" has a different
-antecedent--the one referring to "_those_" (the robbers, generally,
-who abound about the capital) and the other to the suspected
-"_robbers_" then present. But the whole is exceeding ambiguous, and
-leaves a doubt of the author's true meaning. For, the words
-"_Andalusian horse-dealers, or, maybe, robbers of those who abound
-about the capital_," may either imply that the men in question were
-some of a class of robbers who abounded, &c. or that they were men who
-robbed (that is, robbers of) the Andalusian horse-dealers who
-abounded, &c. or that they were either Andalusian horse-dealers, or
-robbers of those who abound about the capital--i.e. of the inhabitants
-of the suburbs. Whether the last "_who_" has reference to _the
-robbers_, or to _those who abound_, it is impossible to learn from any
-thing in the sentence itself--which, taken altogether, is unworthy of
-the merest tyro in the rules of composition.
-
-
-At the inn of the Holy Ghost, was drawn up a highly gilded carriage,
-hung very low, and drawn by five gaily decorated mules, while two
-Andalusians sat on the large wooden platform, planted, without the
-intervention of springs, upon the fore-wheels, which served for a
-coach-box.
-
-
-This sentence is intelligible enough, but still badly constructed.
-There is by far too great an interval between the antecedent
-"_platform_" and its relative "_which_," and upon a cursory perusal
-any reader would be led to suppose (what indeed the whole actually
-implies) that the coach-box in question consisted not of the platform,
-but actually of the fore-wheels of the carriage. Altogether, it may
-safely be asserted, that an entire page containing as many grammatical
-errors and inaccuracies of arrangement as the one we have just
-examined, will with difficulty be discovered in any English or
-American writer of even moderate reputation. These things, however,
-can hardly be considered as more than inadvertences, and will be
-avoided by Lieutenant Slidell as soon as he shall feel convinced
-(through his own experience or through the suggestions of his friends)
-how absolutely necessary to final success in any undertaking is a
-scrupulous attention to even the merest _minutiæ_ of the task.
-
-
-ANTHON'S SALLUST.
-
-_Sallust's Jugurthine War, and Conspiracy of Catiline, with an English
-Commentary, and Historical Indexes. By Charles Anthon, L.L.D.
-Jay-Professor of Ancient Literature in Columbia College, and Rector of
-the Grammar School. Sixth edition, corrected and enlarged. New York:
-Harper and Brothers._
-
-In respect to external appearance this is an exceedingly beautiful
-book, whether we look to the quality of its paper, the clearness,
-uniform color, and great accuracy of its typography,[1] or the
-neatness and durability of its covering. In this latter point
-especially the Harpers and other publishers would do well, we think,
-to follow up the style of the present edition of Sallust--dropping at
-once and forever that flimsy and unsatisfactory method of binding so
-universally prevalent just now, and whose sole recommendation is its
-cheapness--if indeed it be cheaper at all. These are things of which
-we seldom speak--but venture to mention them in the present instance
-with a view of seizing a good opportunity. No man of taste--certainly
-no lover of books and owner of a library--would hesitate at paying
-twice as much for a book worth preservation, and which there is some
-possibility of preserving, as for one of these fragile ephemera which
-it is now the fashion to do up in muslin. We think in short the
-interest of publishers as well as the taste of the public would be
-consulted to some purpose in paying more attention to the mechanics of
-book making.
-
-[Footnote 1: In the course of a very attentive perusal we have
-observed only one typographical error. On page 130, near the top, we
-see _Fatigatus a fatre_ in place of _fratre_.]
-
-That Mr. Anthon has done more for our classical literature than any
-man in the country will hardly be denied. His Lempriere, to speak of
-nothing else, is a monument of talent, erudition, indefatigable
-research, and well organized method, of which we have the greatest
-reason to be proud, but which is perhaps more fully and more properly
-appreciated in any other climate than our own. Of a former edition of
-his Sallust, two separate reprints, by different editors, total
-strangers to the author, have appeared in England, without any effort
-on his part, as we are very willing to believe, for procuring a
-republication of his labors. The correct and truly beautiful edition
-now before us, leaves nothing to be desired. The most striking
-emendation is the placing the narrative of the Jugurthine war before
-the conspiracy of Catiline. This arrangement, however, as Mr. Anthon
-we believe admits, has the merit of novelty in America alone. At least
-we understand him to make this admission in saying that the order he
-has {393} observed is no novelty on the continent of Europe, as may be
-discovered from the works of the President De Brosses, the Abbé
-Cassagne, and M. Du Rozoir. At all events we have repeatedly seen in
-England editions of Sallust, (and we suppose them to have been English
-editions,) in which the Jugurthine war preceded the Conspiracy. Of the
-propriety of this order there can be no doubt whatever, and it is
-quite certain to meet with the approbation of all who give themselves
-even a moment's reflection on the subject. There is an obvious
-anachronism in the usual arrangement--for the rebellion of Catiline
-was nearly fifty years subsequent to the war with Jugurtha. "The
-impression produced, therefore, on the mind of the student," (we here
-use the words of our author,) "must necessarily be a confused one when
-he is required to read the two works in an inverted order. In the
-account of Catiline's conspiracy, for example, he will find frequent
-allusions to the calamitous consequences of Sylla's strife with
-Marius; and will see many of the profligate partizans of the former
-rallying around the standard of Catiline; while in the history of the
-Jugurthine war, if he be made to peruse it after the other, in the
-ordinary routine of school reading, he will be introduced to the same
-Sylla just entering on a public career, and standing high in the favor
-and confidence of Marius. How too will he be able to appreciate, in
-their full force, the remarks of Sallust relative to the successive
-changes in the Roman form of government, and the alternate ascendency
-of the aristocratic and popular parties, if he be called upon to
-direct his attention to results before he is made acquainted with the
-causes that produced them?"
-
-The only reason assigned for the usual arrangement is founded upon the
-order of composition--Sallust having written the narrative of the
-Conspiracy before the account of the Jugurthine war. All the MS.S.
-too, have followed this order. Mr. Anthon, however, justly remarks
-that such an argument should weigh but little when positive utility is
-placed in the opposite scale.
-
-An enlarged commentary on the Jugurthine War, is another improvement
-in the present edition. There can be no doubt that the notes usually
-appended to this portion of Sallust were insufficient for the younger,
-if not for all classes of pupils, and when this deficiency is
-remedied, as in the present instance, by the labors of a man not only
-of sound scholarship, but of great critical and general acumen, we
-know how to value the services thus rendered to the student and to the
-classical public at large. We subjoin one or two specimens of the
-additional notes.
-
-
-Page 122. "_Ingenii egregia facinora_." "_The splendid exertions of
-intellect._" _Facinus_ denotes a bold or daring action, and unless it
-be joined with a favorable epithet, or the action be previously
-described as commendable, the term is always to be understood in a
-vituperative sense. In the present passage, the epithet _egregius_
-marks the character of the action as praiseworthy.
-
-Page 122. "_Quippe probitatem, &c._" "Since it (i.e. fortune) can
-neither give, nor take away integrity, activity, nor other
-praiseworthy qualities." _Industria_ here means an active exercise of
-our abilities.
-
-
-We might add (with deference) to this note of Professor Anthon's, that
-_industria_, generally, has a more variable meaning than is usually
-given it, and that the word, in a great multiplicity of instances,
-where ambiguities in translation have arisen, has allusion to mental
-rather than to physical exertion. We have frequently, moreover,
-remarked its connection with that idea which the moderns attach to the
-term _genius_. _Incredibili industriâ_, _industriâ singulari_, are
-phrases almost invariably used in the sense we speak of, and refer to
-great mental power. Apropos, to this subject--it is remarkable that
-both Buffon and Hogarth directly assert that "genius is nothing but
-labor and diligence."
-
-
-Page 133. "_Vos in mea injuria_," _&c._ "_You are treated with
-contempt in the injustice which is done me._" _Despicere_ always
-implies that the person despising thinks meanly of the person
-despised, as compared with himself. _Contemnere_ denotes the absolute
-vileness of an object.
-
-
-We may here observe that we have no English equivalent to _despicere_.
-
-
-Page 135. "_Quod utinam_," _&c._ "_But would that I may see._" The use
-of _quod_ before many conjunctions, &c. merely as a copulative,
-appears to have arisen from the fondness of the Latin writers for the
-connexion by means of relatives.
-
-Page 135. "_Emori_." "_A speedy death_." The infinitive here supplies
-the place of a noun, or more correctly speaking, is employed in its
-true character. For this mood, partaking of the nature of a noun, has
-been called by grammarians "the verb's noun" (_ονομα ρηματος_.) The
-reason of this appellation is more apparent, however, in Greek, from
-its taking the prepositive article before it in all cases; as _το
-γραφειν_, _τον γραφειν_, _τω γραφειν_. The same construction is not
-unknown in English. Thus Spencer--
-
- For not to have been dipped in Lethe lake,
- Could save the son of Thetis from to die.
-
-
-Besides the new arrangement of matter, and the additional notes on the
-Jugurthine war, the principal changes in the present edition are to be
-found in two convenient Indexes--the one Geographical, the other
-Historical. We are told by Mr. Anthon that his object in preparing
-them was to relieve the Annotations from what might have proved too
-heavy a pressure of materials, and have deterred from, rather than
-have invited, a perusal. The geographical and historical matter is now
-made to stand by itself.
-
-The account of Sallust himself, and especially the critical
-examination of his writings, which appeared in the ordinary way in
-previous editions, is now resolved into the form of a dialogue, and
-has gained by the change much force and vivacity, without being at all
-deteriorated in other respects. Upon the whole, any farther real
-improvement in the manner of editing, printing, or publishing a
-Sallust would seem to be an impossibility.
-
-
-PARIS AND THE PARISIANS.
-
-_Paris and the Parisians in 1835. By Frances Trollope, Author of
-"Domestic Manners of the Americans," "The Refugee in America," &c. New
-York: Published by Harper and Brothers._
-
-We have no patience with that atra-bilious set of hyper-patriots, who
-find fault with Mrs. Trollope's book of _flumflummery_ about the good
-people of the Union. We can neither tolerate nor comprehend them. The
-work appeared to us (we speak in all candor, and in sober earnest) an
-unusually well-written performance, in which, upon a basis of
-downright and positive truth, was erected, after the fashion of a
-porcelain pagoda, a very brilliant, although a very brittle fabric of
-mingled banter, philosophy, and spleen. Her mere political {394}
-opinions are, we suppose, of very little consequence to any person
-other than Mrs. Trollope; and being especially sure that they are of
-no consequence to ourselves we shall have nothing farther to do with
-them. We do not hesitate to say, however, that she ridiculed our
-innumerable moral, physical, and social absurdities with equal
-impartiality, true humor and discrimination, and that the old joke
-about her _Domestic Manners of the Americans_ being nothing more than
-the _Manners of the American Domestics_, is like most other very good
-jokes, excessively untrue.
-
-That our national soreness of feeling prevented us, in the case of her
-work on America, from appreciating the real merits of the book, will
-be rendered evident by the high praise we find no difficulty in
-bestowing upon her _Paris and the Parisians_--a production, in
-whatever light we regard it, precisely similar to the one with which
-we were so irreparably offended. It has every characteristic of the
-_Domestic Manners of the Americans_--from the spirit of which work, if
-it differs at all, the difference lies in the inferior quantity of the
-fine wit she has thought proper to throw away upon our Parisian
-friends.
-
-The volume now issued by the Harpers, is a large octavo of 410 pages,
-and is embellished with eleven most admirable copperplate engravings,
-exclusive of the frontispiece. These designs are drawn by A. Hervieu,
-and engraved by S. H. Gimber. We will give a brief account of them
-all, as the most effectual method of imparting to our readers (those
-who have not seen the work and for whom this notice is especially
-intended) a just conception of the work itself.
-
-Plate 1 is the "_Louvre_." A picture gallery is seen crowded with a
-motley assemblage of all classes, in every description of French
-costume. The occasion is an exhibition of living artists, as the world
-chooses to call the exhibition of their works. Poussin, (consequently)
-Raphael, Titian, Correggio and Rubens, are hidden beneath the efforts
-of more modern pencils. In the habiliments of the company who lounge
-through the gallery, the result of newly acquired rights is
-ludicrously visible. One of the most remarkable of these, says our
-authoress, is the privilege enjoyed by the rabble of presenting
-themselves dirty instead of clean before the eyes of the magnates.
-Accordingly, the plate shows, among a variety of pretty _toques_,
-_cauchoises_, _chaussures_, and other more imperial equipments, a
-sprinkling of round-eared caps, awkward _casquettes_, filthy
-_blouses_, and dingy and ragged jackets.
-
-Plate 2 is "_Morning at the Tuileries_." It represents that portion of
-the garden of "trim alleys" which lies in front of the group of Petus
-and Aria. In the distance are seen various figures. In the foreground
-we descry three singular-looking personages, who may be best described
-in the words of Mrs. Trollope herself.
-
-
-It was the hour when all the newspapers are in the greatest
-requisition; and we had the satisfaction of watching the studies of
-three individuals, each of whom might have sat as a model for an
-artist who wished to give an idea of their several peculiarities. We
-saw, in short, beyond the possibility of doubt, a royalist, a
-doctrinaire, and a republican, during the half hour we remained there,
-all soothing their feelings by indulging in two sous' worth of
-politics, each in his own line.
-
-A stiff but gentlemanlike old man first came, and having taken a
-journal from the little octagon stand--which journal we felt quite
-sure, was either 'La France' or 'La Quotidienne'--he established
-himself at no great distance from us. Why it was that we all felt so
-certain of his being a legitimatist I can hardly tell you, but not one
-of the party had the least doubt about it. There was a quiet,
-half-proud, half-melancholy air of keeping himself apart; an
-aristocratical cast of features; a pale, care-worn complexion; and a
-style of dress which no vulgar man ever wore, but which no rich one
-would be likely to wear to-day. This is all I can record of him: but
-there was something pervading his whole person too essentially loyal
-to be misunderstood, yet too delicate in its tone to be coarsely
-painted. Such as it was, however, we felt it quite enough to make the
-matter sure; and if I could find out that old gentleman to be either
-doctrinaire or republican, I never would look on a human countenance
-again, in order to discover what was passing within.
-
-The next who approached us we were equally sure was a republican: but
-here the discovery did little honor to our discernment; for these
-gentry choose to leave no doubt upon the subject of their _clique_,
-but contrive that every article contributing to the appearance of the
-outward man shall become a symbol and a sign, a token and a stigma of
-the madness that possesses them. He too held a paper in his hand, and
-without venturing to approach too nearly to so alarming a personage,
-we scrupled not to assure each other, that the journal he was so
-assiduously perusing was 'Le Réformateur.'
-
-Just as we had decided what manner of man it was who was stalking so
-majestically past us, a comfortable looking citizen approached in the
-uniform of the National Guard, who sat himself down to his daily
-allowance of politics with the air of a person expecting to be well
-pleased with what he finds, but, nevertheless, too well contented with
-himself and all things about him to care overmuch about it. Every line
-of this man's jocund face, every curve of his portly figure, spoke
-contentment and well being. He was probably one of that very new race
-in France, a tradesman making a rapid fortune. Was it possible to
-doubt that the paper in his hand was 'Le Journal des Debats?' Was it
-possible to believe that this man was other than a prosperous
-doctrinaire?
-
-
-Plate 3 is "_Pro patria_"--and represents two uniformed soldiers in a
-guard-room of the National Guard.
-
-Plate 4 is entitled "'_Ce soir, à la Porte St. Martin_'--'_J'y
-serâi_,'" and is full of humor. Two conspirator-like republicans stand
-in the gardens of the Luxembourg, with short staffs, conical hats,
-dark bushy eyebrows, fierce mustaches, and countenances full of fate.
-The hand of the one is clasped in the hand of the other with a
-vice-like impressiveness and energy, while the taller, looking
-furtively around him, lays his hand upon the shoulder of his
-associate, and is whispering some most momentous intelligence in his
-ear. This plate is explained thus in the words of Mrs. T.
-
-
-It seems, that ever since the trials began, the chief duty of the
-gendarmes (I beg pardon, I should say of La Garde de Paris) has been
-to prevent any assembling together of the people in knots for
-conversation and gossippings in the courts and gardens of the
-Luxembourg. No sooner are two or three persons observed standing
-together, than a policeman approaches, and with a tone of command
-pronounces "Circulez Messieurs!--circulez s'il vous plaît." The reason
-for this precaution is, that nightly at the Porte St. Martin a few
-score of _jeunes gens_ assemble to make a very idle and unmeaning
-noise, the echo of which regularly runs from street to street, till
-the reiterated report amounts to the announcement of an _émeute_. We
-are all now so used to these harmless little _émeutes_ at the Porte
-St. Martin, that we mind them no more than General Lobau himself:
-nevertheless it is deemed proper, trumpery {395} as the cause may be,
-to prevent any thing like a gathering together of the mob in the
-vicinity of the Luxembourg, lest the same hundred-tongued lady, who
-constantly magnifies the hootings of a few idle mechanics into an
-_émeute_, should spread a report throughout France that the Luxembourg
-was beseiged by the people. The noise which had disturbed us was
-occasioned by the gathering together of about a dozen persons; but a
-policeman was in the midst of the group, and we heard rumors of an
-_arrestation_. In less than five minutes, however, every thing was
-quiet again: but we marked two figures so picturesque in their
-republicanism, that we resumed our seats while a sketch was made from
-them, and amused ourselves the while in fancying what the ominous
-words could be that were so cautiously exchanged between them. M. de
-L---- said there could be no doubt they ran thus:
-
- 'Ce soir à la Porte St. Martin!'
- _Answer_--'J'y serai!'
-
-
-Plate 5 is the "_Tuileries Gardens on Sunday_," in which the prominent
-and characteristic group is a "_chère maman_" in half toilet, and
-seated beneath a tree reading, or attempting to read, while her
-children, attended by their _bonne_, are frolicking about her knees.
-
-Plate 6 is "_Porte St. Martin_," and commemorative of one of the
-thousand and one little _émeutes_ which have now become too much a
-matter of course at Paris to excite very serious attention, and which
-are frequently (so we are assured by Mrs. Trollope) quieted by no more
-effective artillery than that of a slight shower of rain. The
-prominent figures in the plate, are two gentlemen of the National
-Guard, who are vehemently struggling to secure a desperate and
-mustached republican, equipped _cap à pie_ à la Robespierre, and whose
-countenance is indicative of deadly resolve, while a little urchin in
-a striped jacket, not having before his eyes the horrors of an
-_arrestation_, and being probably body squire to the republican,
-shoulders manfully a banner somewhat larger than himself, and,
-standing upon tiptoe, amuses himself with bellowing _Vive la
-République!_
-
-Plate 7 is a "_Soiree_," in which the peculiarities of Parisian
-sociability are humorously sketched. All the countenances are
-especially French. The prominent group is that of two little
-awkward-looking specimens of imperial noblesse who are making love
-upon a _chaise-longue_. The opinions of Mrs. Trollope are quite
-orthodox in the matter of hereditary grace. Some of her good things
-upon this topic we must be allowed to quote, for the sake of their
-point, without being responsible for their philosophy.
-
-
-I have heard that it requires three generations to make a gentleman.
-Those created by Napoleon have not yet fairly reached a second; and
-with all respect for talent, industry, and valor, be it spoken, the
-necessity of the slow process very frequently forces itself upon one's
-conviction at Paris.
-
-It is probable that the great refinement of the post-imperial
-aristocracy of France may be one reason why the deficiences of those
-now often found mixed up with them is so remarkable. It would be
-difficult to imagine a contrast in manner more striking than that of a
-lady who would be a fair specimen of the old Bourbon _noblesse_, and a
-bouncing _marechale_ of imperial creation. It seems as if every
-particle of the whole material of which each is formed, gave evidence
-of the different birth of the spirit that dwells within. The sound of
-the voice is a contrast; the glance of the eye is a contrast; the step
-is a contrast. Were every feature of a _dame de l'Empire_ and a _femme
-noble_ formed precisely in the same mould, I am quite sure that the
-two would look no more alike than Queen Constance and Nell Gwyn.
-
-Nor is there at all less difference in the two races of gentlemen. I
-speak not of the men of science or of art; their rank is of another
-kind: but there are still left here and there specimens of decorated
-greatness, which look as if they must have been dragged out of the
-guard-room by main force; huge mustached militaries, who look, at
-every slight rebuff, as if they were ready to exclaim, 'Sacré nom de
-D----! Je suis un héros, moi! vive l'Empereur!'
-
-And again. My parvenue duchess _is_ very remarkable indeed. She steps
-out like a corporal carrying a message. Her voice is the first, the
-last, and almost the only thing heard in the salon that she honors
-with her presence--except it chance indeed, that she lower her tone
-occasionally to favor with a whisper some gallant _décoré_ military,
-scientific, or artistic, of the same standing as herself; and,
-moreover, she promenades her eyes over the company as if she had a
-right to bring them all to roll-call.
-
-Notwithstanding all this, the lady is certainly a person of talent;
-and had she happily remained in the station in which both herself and
-her husband were born, she might not, perhaps, have thought it
-necessary to speak quite so loud, and her _bons mots_ would have
-produced infinitely greater effect. But she is so thoroughly out of
-place in the grade to which she has been unkindly elevated, that it
-seems as if Napoleon had decided on her fate in a humor as spiteful as
-that of Monsieur Jourdain, when he said--'Your daughter shall be a
-Marchioness in spite of all the world; and if you provoke me I'll make
-her a Duchess.'
-
-
-Plate 8 is "_Le roi citoyen_." He is represented as a well-looking,
-portly, middle-aged man, of somewhat dignified appearance. His dress
-differs from that of any common citizen only by a small tri-colored
-cockade in the hat, and he walks quite at his leisure with one hand
-clenching a rough-looking stick, and the other thrust in his
-breeches-pocket. A republican, habited in full Robespierrian costume,
-is advancing towards him with a very deliberate air, and eyeing him
-nonchalantly through a _lorgnon_.
-
-Plate 9 is entitled "_Prêtres de la Jeune France_." The flowing curls,
-the simple round hat, the pantaloons, &c. give them the appearance of
-a race of men as unlike as possible to their stiff and primitive
-predecessors. They look flourishing, and well pleased with themselves
-and the world about them: but little of mortification or abstinence
-can be traced on their countenances; and if they do fast for some
-portion of every week, they may certainly say with Father Philip, that
-'what they take prospers with them marvellously.'
-
-Plate 10 is the "_Boulevard des Italiens_," with a view of
-_Tortoni's_. The main group is "a very pretty woman and a very pretty
-man," who are seated on two chairs close together and flirting much to
-their own satisfaction, as well as to the utter amazement and
-admiration of a young urchin of a Savoyard, or professor of the _gaie
-science_, who, forgetting the use of his mandoline, gazes with open
-mouth and eyes at the enamored pair. To the right is seen an exquisite
-of the first water promenading with an air of ineffable grace, and
-deliberately occupied in combing his luxuriant tresses.
-
-Plate 11 is called "_V'la les restes de notre revolution de Juillet!_"
-and like all the other engravings in the volume is admirable in its
-design, and especially in its expression. In the back ground are seen
-the monuments erected at the _Marché des Innocens_ over some
-revolutionary heroes, who fell here and were buried near the {396}
-fountain, on the 29th July 1830. A mechanic leans against a rail and
-is haranguing with great energy a young girl and a little boy, who
-listen to him with profound attention. His theme is evidently the
-treatment of the prisoners at the Luxembourg. We cannot too highly
-praise the exquisite piquancy of the whole of these designs.
-
-In conclusion, we recommend _Paris and the Parisians_ to all lovers of
-fine writing, and vivacious humor. It is impossible not to be highly
-amused with the book--and there is by no means any necessity for
-giving a second thought to the _political_ philosophies of Madame
-Trollope.
-
-
-PAULDING'S WASHINGTON.
-
-_A Life of Washington. By James K. Paulding. New York: Harper and
-Brothers._
-
-We have read Mr. Paulding's Life of Washington with a degree of
-interest seldom excited in us by the perusal of any book whatever. We
-are convinced by a deliberate examination of the design, manner, and
-rich material of the work, that, as it grows in age, it will grow in
-the estimation of our countrymen, and, finally, will not fail to take
-a deeper hold upon the public mind, and upon the public affections,
-than any work upon the same subject, or of a similar nature, which has
-been yet written--or, possibly, which may be written hereafter.
-Indeed, we cannot perceive the necessity of any thing farther upon the
-great theme of Washington. Mr. Paulding has completely and most
-beautifully filled the _vacuum_ which the works of Marshall and Sparks
-have left open. He has painted the boy, the man, the husband, and the
-Christian. He has introduced us to the private affections,
-aspirations, and charities of that hero whose affections of all
-affections were the most serene, whose aspirations the most God-like,
-and whose charities the most gentle and pure. He has taken us abroad
-with the patriot-farmer in his rambles about his homestead. He has
-seated us in his study and shown us the warrior-Christian in
-unobtrusive communion with his God. He has done all this too, and
-more, in a simple and quiet manner, in a manner peculiarly his own,
-and which mainly because it is his own, cannot fail to be exceedingly
-effective. Yet it is very possible that the public may, for many years
-to come, overlook the rare merits of a work whose want of arrogant
-assumption is so little in keeping with the usages of the day, and
-whose striking simplicity and _naiveté_ of manner give, to a cursory
-examination, so little evidence of the labor of composition. We have
-no fears, however, for the future. Such books as these before us, go
-down to posterity like rich wines, with a certainty of being more
-valued as they go. They force themselves with the gradual but rapidly
-accumulating power of strong wedges into the hearts and understandings
-of a community.
-
-From the preface we learn, that shortly after the conclusion of the
-late war, Mr. Paulding resided for several years in the city of
-Washington, and that his situation bringing him into familiar
-intercourse with "many respectable and some distinguished persons" who
-had been associated with the Father of his Country, the idea was then
-first conceived of writing a Life of that great man which should more
-directly appeal to the popular feeling of the land, than any one
-previously attempted. With this intent, he lost no opportunity of
-acquiring information, from all authentic sources within his reach, of
-the private life, habits and peculiarities of his subject. We learn
-too that the work thus early proposed was never banished from the mind
-of the author. The original intention, however, was subsequently
-modified, with a view of adapting the book to the use of schools, and
-"generally to that class of readers who have neither the means of
-purchasing, nor the leisure to read a larger and more expensive
-publication." Much of the information concerning the domestic life of
-Washington was derived immediately from his cotemporaries, and from
-the "present most estimable lady who is now in possession of Mount
-Vernon." In detailing the events of the Revolution, the author has
-principally consulted the public and private letters of Washington.
-
-The rich abundance of those delightful anecdotes and memorials of the
-private man which render a book of this nature invaluable--an
-abundance which has hardly more delighted than astonished us--is the
-prevailing feature of Mr. Paulding's Washington. We proceed, without
-apology, to copy for the benefit of our readers such as most
-immediately present themselves.
-
-
-Although it is of little consequence who were the distant ancestors of
-a man who, by common consent, is hailed as the Father of his Country,
-yet any particulars concerning his family cannot but be a subject of
-curiosity. In all my general reading I have only chanced to meet with
-the name of Washington three or four times in the early history and
-literature of England. In the diary of Elias Ashmole, founder of the
-Ashmolean Museum, are the following entries:--
-
-"_June 12th, 1645_. I entered on my command as comptroller of the
-ordnance."
-
-"_June 18th_. I received my commission from Colonel Washington."
-
-Hume, in his account of the siege of Bristol, has the following
-passage:--"One party led by Lord Grandison was beaten off and its
-commander himself mortally wounded. Another, conducted by Colonel
-Bellasis, met with a like fate. But Washington, with a less party,
-finding a place in the curtain weaker than the rest, broke in, and
-quickly made room for the horse to follow." This was in 1643. Five
-years afterwards, that deluded monarch, Charles I., suffered the just
-consequences of his offences against the majesty of the people of
-England, and from that time the cause of royalty appeared desperate.
-The more distinguished and obnoxious adherents of the Stuarts exiled
-themselves in foreign lands, and the date of the supposed arrival of
-the first Washington in Virginia, accords well with the supposition
-that he may have been the same person mentioned by Ashmole and Hume.
-In an old collection of poetry, by Sir John Menzies[2] and others,
-there is a fine copy of verses to the memory of Mr. Washington, page
-to the king, who died in Spain. In the year 1640, William Legge, Earl
-of Dartmouth, married Elizabeth, daughter of Sir William Washington.
-But the name and family of Washington are now extinct in the land of
-our forefathers. When General Washington was about making his will, he
-caused inquiries to be instituted, being desirous to leave some
-memorial to all his relations. The result was a conviction that none
-of the family existed in that country. But the topic is rather curious
-than important. The subject of this biography could receive little
-additional dignity through a descent from the most illustrious
-families of Christendom. He stands alone in the pure atmosphere of his
-own glory. He derived no title to honors from his ancestry, and left
-no child but his country to inherit his fame.
-
-[Footnote 2: Perhaps _Mennes_--Ed.]
-
-The house in which Washington was born stood about half a mile from
-the junction of Pope's Creek with the Potomac, and was either burned
-or pulled down long previous to the revolution. A few scanty relics
-alone remain to mark the spot which will ever be sacred in the eyes of
-posterity. A clump of old decayed {397} fig trees, probably coeval
-with the mansion, yet exists; a number of vines, and shrubs, and
-flowers still reproduce themselves every year as if to mark its site,
-and flourish among the hallowed ruins; and a stone, placed there by
-Mr. George Washington Custis, bears the simple inscription, "Here, on
-the 11th of February," (O.S.) "1732, George Washington was born."
-
-The spot is of the deepest interest, not only from its associations,
-but its natural beauties. It commands a view of the Maryland shore of
-the Potomac, one of the most majestic of rivers, and of its course for
-many miles towards Chesapeake Bay. An aged gentleman, still living in
-the neighborhood, remembers the house in which Washington was born. It
-was a low pitched, single-storied, frame building, with four rooms on
-the first floor and an enormous chimney at each end on the outside.
-This was the style of the better sort of houses in those days, and
-they are still occasionally seen in the old settlements of Virginia.
-
-
-On page 106, vol. i., we find the following interesting particulars:
-
-
-It has been related to me by one whose authority I cannot doubt, that
-the first meeting of Colonel Washington with his future wife was
-entirely accidental, and took place at the house of Mr. Chamberlayne,
-who resided on the Pamunkey, one of the branches of York River.
-Washington was on his way to Williamsburg, on somewhat pressing
-business, when he met Mr. Chamberlayne, who, according to the good old
-Virginia custom, which forbids a traveller to pass the door without
-doing homage at the fireside of hospitality, insisted on his stopping
-an hour or two at his mansion. Washington complied unwillingly, for
-his business was urgent. But it is said that he was in no haste to
-depart, for he had met the lady of his fate in the person of Mrs.
-Martha Custis, of the White House, county of New Kent, in Virginia.
-
-I have now before me a copy of an original picture of this lady, taken
-about the time of which I am treating, when she captivated the
-affections of Washington. It represents a figure rather below the
-middle size, with hazel eyes, and hair of the same colour, finely
-rounded arms, a beautiful chest and taper waist, dressed in a blue
-silk robe of the fashion of the times, and altogether furnishing a
-very sufficient apology to a young gentleman of seven and twenty for
-delaying his journey, and perhaps forgetting his errand for a time.
-The sun went down and rose again before Washington departed for
-Williamsburg, leaving his heart behind him, and, perhaps, carrying
-another away in exchange. Having completed his business at the seat of
-government, he soon after visited the White House, and being
-accustomed, as my informant says, to energetic and persevering action,
-won the lady and carried her off from a crowd of rivals.
-
-The marriage look place in the winter of 1759, but at what precise
-date is not to be found in any record, nor is it, I believe, within
-the recollection of any person living. I have in my possession a
-manuscript containing the particulars of various conversations with
-old Jeremy, Washington's black servant, who was with him at Braddock's
-defeat, and accompanied him on his wedding expedition to the White
-House. Old Jeremy is still living while I am now writing, and in full
-possession of his faculties. His memory is most especially preserved,
-and, as might be expected, he delights to talk of Massa George. The
-whole series of conversations was taken down verbatim, in the peculiar
-phraseology of the old man, and it is quite impossible to read the
-record of this living chronicle of the early days of Washington,
-without receiving the full conviction of its perfect truth.
-
-
-The following account of his last illness is copied, we are told, from
-a memorandum in the handwriting of Tobias Lear, his private secretary
-and confidential friend, who attended him from first to last.
-
-
-On Thursday, Dec. 12, the general rode out to his farms at about ten
-o'clock, and did not return home till past three. Soon after he went
-out the weather became very bad; rain, hail, and snow falling
-alternately, with a cold wind. When he came in, I carried some letters
-to him to frank, intending to send them to the post-office. He franked
-the letters, but said the weather was too bad to send a servant to the
-office that evening. I observed to him that I was afraid he had got
-wet; he said, no; his great coat had kept him dry: but his neck
-appeared to be wet--the snow was hanging on his hair.
-
-He came to dinner without changing his dress. In the evening he
-appeared as well as usual. A heavy fall of snow took place on Friday,
-which prevented the general from riding out as usual. He had taken
-cold (undoubtedly from being so much exposed the day before,) and
-complained of having a sore throat; he had a hoarseness, which
-increased in the evening, but he made light of it, as he would never
-take any thing to carry off a cold,--always observing, 'Let it go as
-it came.' In the evening, the papers having come from the post office,
-he sat in the room with Mrs. Washington and myself, reading them till
-about nine o'clock; and when he met with any thing which he thought
-diverting or interesting, he would read it aloud. He desired me to
-read to him the debates of the Virginia Assembly on the election of a
-senator and governor, which I did. On his retiring to bed he appeared
-to be in perfect health, except the cold, which he considered as
-trifling--he had been remarkably cheerful all the evening.
-
-About two or three o'clock on Saturday morning he awoke Mrs.
-Washington, and informed her that he felt very unwell, and had an
-ague. She observed that he could scarcely speak, and breathed with
-difficulty, and she wished to get up and call a servant; but the
-general would not permit her, lest she should take cold. As soon as
-the day appeared, the woman Caroline went into the room to make a
-fire, and the general desired that Mr. Rawlins, one of the overseers,
-who was used to bleeding the people, might be sent for to bleed him
-before the doctor could arrive. I was sent for--went to the general's
-chamber, where Mrs. Washington was up, and related to me his being
-taken ill between two and three o'clock, as before stated. I found him
-breathing with difficulty, and hardly able to utter a word
-intelligibly. I went out instantly, and wrote a line to Dr. Plask, and
-sent it with all speed. Immediately I returned to the general's
-chamber, where I found him in the same situation I had left him. A
-mixture of molasses, vinegar, and butter was prepared, but he could
-not swallow a drop; whenever he attempted he was distressed,
-convulsed, and almost suffocated.
-
-Mr. Rawlins came in soon after sunrise and prepared to bleed him; when
-the arm was ready, the general, observing Rawlins appeared agitated,
-said, with difficulty, 'Don't be afraid;' and after the incision was
-made, he observed the orifice was not large enough: however, the blood
-ran pretty freely. Mrs. Washington, not knowing whether bleeding was
-proper in the general's situation, begged that much might not be taken
-from him, and desired me to stop it. When I was about to untie the
-string, the general put up his hand to prevent it, and, as soon as he
-could speak, said, 'More.'
-
-Mrs. Washington still uneasy lest too much blood should be drawn, it
-was stopped after about half a pint had been taken. Finding that no
-relief was obtained from bleeding, and that nothing could be
-swallowed, I proposed bathing the throat externally with sal volatile,
-which was done; a piece of flannel was then put round his neck. His
-feet were also soaked in warm water, but this gave no relief. By Mrs.
-Washington's request, I despatched a messenger for Doctor Brown at
-Port Tobacco. About nine o'clock, Dr. Craik arrived, and put a blister
-of cantharides on the throat of the general, and took more blood, and
-had some vinegar and hot water set in a teapot, for him to draw in the
-stream from the spout.
-
-He also had sage-tea and vinegar mixed and used as a gargle, but when
-he held back his head to let it run down, it almost produced
-suffocation. When the mixture came out of his mouth some phlegm
-followed it, and he would attempt to cough, which the doctor
-encouraged, but without effect. About eleven o'clock, Dr. Dick was
-sent for. Dr. Craik bled the general again; no effect was produced,
-and he continued in the same state, unable to swallow any thing. Dr.
-Dick came in about three o'clock, and Dr. Brown arrived soon after;
-when, after consultation, the general was bled again: the blood ran
-slowly, appeared very thick, and did not produce any symptoms of
-fainting. At four o'clock the general could swallow a little. Calomel
-and tartar emetic were administered without effect. About half past
-four o'clock he requested me to ask Mrs. Washington to come to his
-bedside, when he desired her to go down to his room, and take from his
-desk two wills which she would find there, and bring them to him,
-which she did. Upon looking at one, which he observed was useless, he
-desired her to burn it, which she did; and then took the other and put
-it away. After this was done, I returned again to his bedside and took
-his hand. He said to me, 'I find I am going--my breath cannot continue
-long--I believed from the first attack it would be fatal. Do you
-arrange and {398} record all my military letters and papers; arrange
-my accounts and settle my books, as you know more about them than any
-one else; and let Mr. Rawlins finish recording my other letters, which
-he has begun.' He asked when Mr. Lewis and Washington would return? I
-told him that I believed about the twentieth of the month. He made no
-reply.
-
-The physicians arrived between five and six o'clock, and when they
-came to his bedside, Dr. Craik asked him if he would sit up in the
-bed: he held out his hand to me and was raised up, when he said to the
-physician--'I feel myself going; you had better not take any more
-trouble about me, but let me go off quietly; I cannot last long.' They
-found what had been done was without effect; he laid down again, and
-they retired, excepting Dr. Craik. He then said to him--'Doctor, I die
-hard, but I am not afraid to go; I believed from my first attack I
-should not survive it; my breath cannot last long.' The doctor pressed
-his hand, but could not utter a word; he retired from the bedside and
-sat by the fire, absorbed in grief. About eight o'clock, the
-physicians again came into the room, and applied blisters to his legs,
-but went out without a ray of hope. From this time he appeared to
-breathe with less difficulty than he had done, but was very restless,
-continually changing his position, to endeavor to get ease. I aided
-him all in my power, and was gratified in believing he felt it, for he
-would look upon me with eyes speaking gratitude, but unable to utter a
-word without great distress. About ten o'clock he made several
-attempts to speak to me before he could effect it; at length he said,
-'I am just going. Have me decently buried; and do not let my body be
-put into the vault in less than two days after I am dead.' I bowed
-assent. He looked at me again and said, 'Do you understand me?' I
-replied, 'Yes, sir.' ''Tis well,' said he. About ten minutes before he
-expired, his breathing became much easier: he lay quietly: he withdrew
-his hand from mine, and felt his own pulse. I spoke to Dr. Craik, who
-sat by the fire; he came to the bedside. The general's hand fell from
-his wrist; I took it in mine, and placed it on my breast. Dr. Craik
-placed his hands over his eyes; and he expired without a struggle or a
-sigh.
-
-
-We proceed with some farther extracts of a like kind taken at random
-from the book.
-
-
-His manly disinterestedness appeared, not only in thus divesting
-himself of the means of acquiring glory, perhaps of the power of
-avoiding defeat and disgrace, but in a private act which deserves
-equally to be remembered. While the British fleet was lying in the
-Potomac, in the vicinity of Mount Vernon, a message was sent to the
-overseer, demanding a supply of fresh provisions. The usual penalty of
-a refusal was setting fire to the house and barns of the owner. To
-prevent this destruction of property, the overseer, on receipt of the
-message, gathered a supply of provisions, and went himself on board
-with a flag, accompanying the present with a request that the property
-of the general might be spared.
-
-Washington was exceedingly indignant at this proceeding, as will
-appear by the following extract of a letter to his overseer.
-
-"It would," he writes, "have been a less painful circumstance to me to
-have heard that, in consequence of your noncompliance with the request
-of the British, they had burned my house, and laid my plantation in
-ruins. You ought to have considered yourself as my representative, and
-should have reflected on the bad example of communicating with the
-enemy, and making a voluntary offer of refreshment to them with a view
-to prevent a conflagration."
-
- * * * * *
-
-And here I will take what seems to me a proper opportunity of refuting
-a false insinuation. In the edition of Plutarch's Lives, translated by
-John and William Langhorne, and revised by the Reverend Francis
-Wrangham, M.A., F.R.S., there is the following note appended to the
-biography of Cato the Censor, whose kindness is said to have extended
-to his cattle and sheep: "_Yet Washington, the Tertius Cato of these
-latter times, is said to have sold his old charger!_"
-
-On first seeing this insinuation of a calumny founded on hearsay, I
-applied to Colonel Lear, who resided at Mount Vernon, and acted as the
-private secretary of Washington at the time of his death, and many
-years previously, to learn whether there was any foundation for the
-report. His denial was positive and unequivocal. The horse of
-Washington, sold, not by him, but one of his heirs, after his death,
-was that which he was accustomed to ride about his plantation after
-his retirement from public life. The aged war-horse was placed under
-the special care of the old black servant who had served the same
-campaigns with him; was never rode after the conclusion of the war,
-and died long before his illustrious master.
-
- * * * * *
-
-As illustrating his character and affording an example of his great
-self-command, the following anecdote is appropriate to my purpose. It
-is derived from Judge Breckenridge[3] himself, who used often to tell
-the story. The judge was an inimitable humorist, and, on a particular
-occasion, fell in with Washington at a public house. They supped at
-the same table, and Mr. Breckenridge essayed all his powers of humor
-to divert the general; but in vain. He seemed aware of his purpose,
-and listened without a smile. However, it so happened that the
-chambers of Washington and Breckenridge adjoined, and were only
-separated from each other by a thin partition of pine boards. The
-general had retired first, and when the judge entered his own room, he
-was delighted to hear Washington, who was already in bed, laughing to
-himself with infinite glee, no doubt at the recollection of his
-stories.
-
-[Footnote 3: Author of Modern Chivalry.]
-
- * * * * *
-
-He was accustomed sometimes to tell the following story:--On one
-occasion, during a visit he paid to Mount Vernon while president, he
-had invited the company of two distinguished lawyers, each of whom
-afterwards attained to the highest judicial situations in this
-country. They came on horseback, and, for convenience, or some other
-purpose, had bestowed their wardrobe in the same pair of saddle-bags,
-each one occupying his side. On their arrival, wet to the skin by a
-shower of rain, they were shown into a chamber to change their
-garments. One unlocked his side of the bag, and the first thing he
-drew forth was a black bottle of whiskey. He insisted that this was
-his companion's repository; but on unlocking the other, there was
-found a huge twist of tobacco, a few pieces of corn-bread, and the
-complete equipment of a wagoner's pack-saddle. They had exchanged
-saddle-bags with some traveller on the way, and finally made their
-appearance in borrowed clothes that fitted them most ludicrously. The
-general was highly diverted, and amused himself with anticipating the
-dismay of the wagoner when he discovered this oversight of the men of
-law. It was during this visit that Washington prevailed on one of his
-guests to enter into public life, and thus secured to his country the
-services of one of the most distinguished magistrates of this or any
-other age.
-
-Another anecdote of a more touching character is derived from a source
-which, if I were permitted to mention, would not only vouch for its
-truth, but give it additional value and interest. When Washington
-retired from public life, his name and fame excited in the hearts of
-the people at large, and most especially the more youthful portion, a
-degree of reverence which, by checking their vivacity or awing them
-into silence, often gave him great pain. Being once on a visit to
-Colonel Blackburn, ancestor to the exemplary matron who now possesses
-Mount Vernon, a large company of young people were assembled to
-welcome his arrival, or on some other festive occasion. The general
-was unusually cheerful and animated, but he observed that whenever he
-made his appearance, the dance lost its vivacity, the little
-gossipings in corners ceased, and a solemn silence prevailed, as at
-the presence of one they either feared or reverenced too much to
-permit them to enjoy themselves. He strove to remove this restraint by
-mixing familiarly among them and chatting with unaffected hilarity.
-But it was all in vain; there was a spell on the little circle, and he
-retired among the elders in an adjoining room, appearing to be much
-pained at the restraint his presence inspired. When, however the young
-people had again become animated, he arose cautiously from his seat,
-walked on tiptoe to the door, which was ajar, and stood contemplating
-the scene for nearly a quarter of an hour, with a look of genuine and
-benevolent pleasure that went to the very hearts of the parents who
-were observing him.
-
-
-In regard to the style of Mr. Paulding's Washington, it would scarcely
-be doing it justice to speak of it merely as well adapted to its
-subject, and to its immediate design. Perhaps a rigorous examination
-would detect an occasional want of euphony, and some inaccuracies of
-syntatical arrangement. But nothing could be more out {399} of place
-than any such examination in respect to a book whose forcible, rich,
-vivid, and comprehensive English, might advantageously be held up, as
-a model for the young writers of the land. There is no better literary
-manner than the manner of Mr. Paulding. Certainly no American, and
-possibly no living writer of England, has more of those numerous
-peculiarities which go to the formation of a happy style. It is
-questionable, we think, whether any writer of any country combines as
-many of these peculiarities with as much of that essential negative
-virtue, the absence of affectation. We repeat, as our confident
-opinion, that it would be difficult, even with great care and labor,
-to improve upon the general manner of the volumes now before us, and
-that they contain many long individual passages of a force and beauty
-not to be surpassed by the finest passages of the finest writers in
-any time or country. It is this striking character in the _Washington_
-of Mr. Paulding--striking and peculiar indeed at a season when we are
-so culpably inattentive to all matters of this nature, as to mistake
-for style the fine airs at second hand of the silliest romancers--it
-is this character we say, which should insure the fulfilment of the
-writer's principal design, in the immediate introduction of his book
-into every respectable academy in the land.
-
-
-WALSH'S DIDACTICS.
-
-_Didactics--Social, Literary, and Political. By Robert Walsh.
-Philadelphia: Carey, Lea, and Blanchard._
-
-Having read these volumes with much attention and pleasure, we are
-prepared to admit that their author is one of the finest writers, one
-of the most accomplished scholars, and when not in too great a hurry,
-one of the most accurate thinkers in the country. Yet had we never
-seen this collection of _Didactics_, we should never have entertained
-these opinions. Mr. Walsh has been peculiarly an anonymous writer, and
-has thus been instrumental in cheating himself of a great portion of
-that literary renown which is most unequivocally his due. We have been
-not unfrequently astonished in the perusal of the book now before us,
-at meeting with a variety of well known and highly esteemed
-acquaintances, for whose paternity we had been accustomed to give
-credit where we now find it should not have been given. Among these we
-may mention in especial the very excellent Essay on the acting of
-Kean, entitled "_Notices of Kean's principal performances during his
-first season in Philadelphia_," to be found at page 146, volume i. We
-have often thought of the unknown author of this Essay, as of one to
-whom we might speak, if occasion should at any time be granted us,
-with a perfect certainty of being understood. We have looked to the
-article itself as to a fair oasis in the general blankness and
-futility of our customary theatrical notices. We read it with that
-thrill of pleasure with which we always welcome our own long-cherished
-opinions, when we meet them unexpectedly in the language of another.
-How absolute is the necessity now daily growing, of rescuing our stage
-criticism from the control of illiterate mountebanks, and placing it
-in the hands of gentlemen and scholars!
-
-The paper on _Collegiate Education_, beginning at page 165, volume ii,
-is much more than a sufficient reply to that Essay in the _Old
-Bachelor_ of Mr. Wirt, in which the attempt is made to argue down
-colleges as seminaries for the young. Mr. Walsh's article does not
-uphold Mr. Barlow's plan of a National University--a plan which is
-assailed by the Attorney General--but comments upon some errors in
-point of fact, and enters into a brief but comprehensive examination
-of the general subject. He maintains with undeniable truth, that it is
-illogical to deduce arguments against universities which are to exist
-at the present day, from the inconveniences found to be connected with
-institutions formed in the dark ages--institutions similar to our own
-in but few respects, modelled upon the principles and prejudices of
-the times, organized with a view to particular ecclesiastical
-purposes, and confined in their operations by an infinity of Gothic
-and perplexing regulations. He thinks, (and we believe he thinks with
-a great majority of our well educated fellow citizens) that in the
-case either of a great national institute or of State universities,
-nearly all the difficulties so much insisted upon will prove a series
-of mere chimeras--that the evils apprehended might be readily
-obviated, and the acknowledged benefits uninterruptedly secured. He
-denies, very justly, the assertion of the _Old Bachelor_--that, in the
-progress of society, funds for collegiate establishments will no doubt
-be accumulated, independently of government, when their benefits are
-evident, and a necessity for them felt--and that the rich who have
-funds will, whenever strongly impressed with the necessity of so
-doing, provide, either by associations or otherwise, proper seminaries
-for the education of their children. He shows that these assertions
-are contradictory to experience, and more particularly to the
-experience of the State of Virginia, where, notwithstanding the extent
-of private opulence, and the disadvantages under which the community
-so long labored from a want of regular and systematic instruction, it
-was the government which was finally compelled, and not private
-societies which were induced, to provide establishments for effecting
-the great end. He says (and therein we must all fully agree with him)
-that Virginia may consider herself fortunate in following the example
-of all the enlightened nations of modern times rather than in
-hearkening to the counsels of the Old Bachelor. He dissents (and who
-would not?) from the allegation, that "the most eminent men in Europe,
-particularly in England, have received their education neither at
-public schools or universities," and shows that the very reverse may
-be affirmed--that on the continent of Europe by far the greater number
-of its great names have been attached to the rolls of its
-universities--and that in England a vast majority of those minds which
-we have reverenced so long--the Bacons, the Newtons, the Barrows, the
-Clarkes, the Spencers, the Miltons, the Drydens, the Addisons, the
-Temples, the Hales, the Clarendons, the Mansfields, Chatham, Pitt,
-Fox, Wyndham, &c. were educated among the venerable cloisters of
-Oxford or of Cambridge. He cites the Oxford Prize Essays, so well
-known even in America, as direct evidence of the energetic ardor in
-acquiring knowledge brought about through the means of British
-Universities, and maintains that "when attention is given to the
-subsequent public stations and labors of most of the writers of these
-Essays, it will be found that they prove also the ultimate practical
-utility of the literary discipline of the {400} colleges for the
-students and the nation." He argues, that were it even true that the
-greatest men have not been educated in public schools, the fact would
-have little to do with the question of their efficacy in the
-instruction of the mass of mankind. Great men cannot be _created_--and
-are usually independent of all particular schemes of education. Public
-seminaries are best adapted to the generality of cases. He concludes
-with observing that the course of study pursued at English
-Universities, is more liberal by far than we are willing to suppose
-it--that it is, demonstrably, the best, inasmuch as regards the
-preference given to classical and mathematical knowledge--and that
-upon the whole it would be an easy matter, in transferring to America
-the general principles of those institutions, to leave them their
-obvious errors, while we avail ourselves as we best may, of their
-still more obvious virtues and advantages.
-
-We must take the liberty of copying an interesting paper on the
-subject of Oxford.
-
-
-The impression made on my mind by the first aspect of Paris was
-scarcely more lively or profound, than that which I experienced on
-entering Oxford. Great towns were already familiar to my eye, but a
-whole city sacred to the cultivation of science, composed of edifices
-no less venerable for their antiquity than magnificent in their
-structure, was a novelty which at once delighted and overpowered my
-imagination. The entire population is in some degree appended and
-ministerial to the colleges. They comprise nearly the whole town, and
-are so noble and imposing, although entirely Gothic, that I was
-inclined to apply to the architecture of Oxford what has been said of
-the schools of Athens;
-
- "The Muse alone unequal dealt her rage,
- And graced with noblest pomp her earliest stage."
-
-Spacious gardens laid out with taste and skill are annexed to each
-college, and appropriated to the exercises and meditations of the
-students. The adjacent country is in the highest state of cultivation,
-and watered by a beautiful stream, which bears the name of Isis, the
-divinity of the Nile and the Ceres of the Egyptians. To you who know
-my attachment to letters, and my veneration for the great men whom
-this university has produced, it will not appear affectation, when I
-say that I was most powerfully affected by this scene, that my eyes
-filled with tears, that all the enthusiasm of a student burst forth.
-
-After resting, I delivered next morning, my letter of introduction to
-one of the professors, Mr. V----, and who undertook to serve as my
-_cicerone_ through the university. The whole day was consumed in
-wandering over the various colleges and their libraries, in
-discoursing on their organization, and in admiring the Gothic chapels,
-the splendid prospects from their domes, the collection of books, of
-paintings, and of statuary, and the portraits of the great men who
-were nursed in this seat of learning. Both here and at Cambridge,
-accurate likenesses of such as have by their political or literary
-elevation, ennobled their _alma mater_, are hung up in the great
-halls, in order to excite the emulation of their successors, and
-perpetuate the fame of the institution. I do not wish to fatigue you
-by making you the associate of all my wanderings and reflections, but
-only beg you to follow me rapidly through the picture-gallery attached
-to the celebrated Bodleian library. It is long indeed, and covered
-with a multitude of original portraits, but from them I shall merely
-select a few, in which your knowledge of history will lead you to take
-a lively interest.
-
-I was struck with the face of Martin Luther the reformer. It was not
-necessary to have studied Lavater to collect from it, the character of
-his mind. His features were excessively harsh though regular, his eye
-intelligent but sullen and scowling, and the whole expression of his
-countenance, that of a sour, intemperate, overbearing
-controversialist. Near him were placed likenesses of Locke, Butler,
-and Charles II., painted by Sir Peter Lely; with the countenance of
-Locke you are well acquainted, that of Butler has nothing sportive in
-it--does not betray a particle of humor, but is, on the contrary,
-grave, solemn, and didactic in the extreme, and must have been taken
-in one of his splenetic moods, when brooding over the neglect of
-Charles, rather than in one of those moments of inspiration, as they
-may be styled, in which he narrated the achievements of Hudibras. The
-physiognomy of Charles is, I presume, familiar to you, lively but not
-"spiritual." Lord North is among the number of heads, and I was caught
-by his strong resemblance to the present king; so strong as to remind
-one of the scandalous chronicles of times past.
-
-The face of Mary queen of Scots next attracted my notice. It was taken
-in her own time, and amply justifies what historians have written, or
-poets have sung, concerning her incomparable beauty. If ever there was
-a countenance meriting the epithet of lovely in its most comprehensive
-signification, it was this, which truly "vindicated the veracity of
-Fame," and in which I needed not the aid of imagination to trace the
-virtues of her heart. In reading Hume and Whitaker I have often wept
-over her misfortunes, and now turned with increased disgust from an
-original portrait of Elizabeth, her rival and assassin, which was
-placed immediately above, and contributed to heighten the captivations
-of the other by the effect of contrast. The features of Elizabeth are
-harsh and irregular, her eye severe, her complexion bad, her whole
-face, in short, just such as you would naturally attach to such a
-mind.
-
-Among the curiosities of the gallery may be ranked a likeness of Sir
-Phillip Sydney, done with _a red hot poker_, on wood, by a person of
-the name of Griffith, belonging to one of the colleges. It is really a
-monument of human patience and ingenuity, and has the appearance of a
-good painting. I cannot describe to you without admiration another
-most extraordinary _freak_ of genius exhibited here, and altogether
-_unique_ in its kind. It is a portrait of Isaac Tuller, a celebrated
-painter in the reign of Charles II., executed by _himself when drunk_.
-Tradition represents it as an admirable likeness, and of inebriety in
-the abstract, there never was a more faithful or perfect delineation.
-This anecdote is authentic, and must amuse the fancy, if we picture to
-ourselves the artist completely intoxicated, inspecting his own
-features in a mirror, and hitting off, with complete success, not only
-the general character, but the peculiar stamp, which such a state must
-have impressed upon them. His conception was as full of humor as of
-originality, and well adapted to the system of manners which the
-reigning monarch introduced and patronized. As I am on the subject of
-portraits, permit me to mention three to which my attention was
-particularly called on my visit to the University of Dublin. They were
-those of Burke, Swift, and Bishop Berkeley, done by the ablest
-masters. The latter must have had one of the most impressive
-physiognomies ever given to man, "_the human face divine_." That of
-Burke is far inferior, but strongly marked by an indignant smile; a
-proper expression for the feelings by which his mind was constantly
-agitated towards the close of his life. The face of Swift from which
-you would expect every thing, is dull, heavy and unmeaning.
-
-Portrait painting is the _forte_, as it has always been the passion of
-this country. Happily for the inquisitive stranger, every rich man has
-all his progenitors and relatives on canvass. The walls of every
-public institution are crowded with benefactors and pupils, and no
-town hall is left without the heads of the corporation, or the
-representatives of the borough. The same impulse that prompts us to
-gaze with avidity on the persons of our cotemporaries, if there be any
-thing prominent in their character, or peculiar in their history,
-leads us to turn a curious and attentive eye on the likenesses of the
-{401} "mighty dead," whose souls as well as faces are thus in some
-degree transmitted to posterity. Next to my association with the
-living men of genius who render illustrious the names of Englishmen,
-no more sensible gratification has accrued to me from my residence in
-this country, than that of studying the countenances of their
-predecessors; no employment has tended more efficaciously to improve
-my acquaintance with the history of the nation, to animate research,
-and to quicken the spirit of competition.
-
-I quitted Oxford with a fervent wish that such an establishment might
-one day grace our own country. I have uttered an ejaculation to the
-same effect whenever the great monuments of industry and refinement
-which Europe displays exclusively, have fallen under my observation.
-We have indeed just grounds to hope that we shall one day eclipse the
-old world.
-
- "Each rising art by just gradation moves,
- Toil builds on toil, and age on age improves."
-
-
-The only paper in the _Didactics_, to which we have any decided
-objection, is a tolerably long article on the subject of _Phrenology_,
-entitled "Memorial of the Phrenological Society of ---- to the
-Honorable the Congress of ---- sitting at ----." Considered as a
-specimen of mere burlesque the _Memorial_ is well enough--but we are
-sorry to see the energies of a scholar and an editor (who should be,
-if he be not, a man of metaphysical science) so wickedly employed as
-in any attempt to throw ridicule upon a question, (however much
-maligned, or however apparently ridiculous) whose merits he has never
-examined, and of whose very nature, history, and assumptions, he is
-most evidently ignorant. Mr. Walsh is either ashamed of this article
-now, or he will have plentiful reason to be ashamed of it hereafter.
-
-
-COOPER'S SWITZERLAND.
-
-_Sketches of Switzerland. By an American. Philadelphia: Carey, Lea and
-Blanchard._
-
-These very interesting sketches are merely selections from a work of
-much larger extent, originally intended for publication, but which, as
-a whole, is, for private reasons, suppressed. There is consequently on
-this account, and on some others, several _vacuums_ in the narrative.
-Mr. Cooper commenced the year 1828 in Paris, whence, after a short
-stay, he paid a visit to England. In June he returned to France by the
-way of Holland and Belgium. The narrative embraced in vol. i commences
-at Paris after his return from England, and terminates at Milan. The
-remainder of the year 1828, and the years 1829, 1830, and 1831, with
-part of 1832, were passed between Italy, Germany, France and Belgium.
-Volume ii recommences at Paris, and a great portion of it is occupied
-with matters relating to other countries than that which gives a title
-to the book.
-
-We either see, or fancy we see, in these volumes, and more
-particularly in the Preface affixed to them, a degree of splenetic ill
-humor with both himself and his countrymen, quite different from the
-usual manner of the novelist, and evincing something akin to
-resentment for real or imaginary ill usage. He frankly tells us among
-other things, that had the whole of his intended publication seen the
-light, it is probable their writer would not have escaped some
-imputations on his patriotism--for in making the comparisons that
-naturally arose from his subject, he has spoken in favor of American
-principles much oftener than in favor of American things. He then
-proceeds with a sneer at a "numerous class of native critics," and
-expresses a hope that he may be permitted at least to assert, that "a
-mountain fifteen thousand feet high is more lofty than one of fifteen
-hundred, and that Mont Blanc is a more sublime object than Butter
-Hill." We quote a specimen of the general tone of this Preface.
-
-
-The writer does not expect much favor for the political opinions that
-occasionally appear in these letters. He has the misfortune to belong
-to neither of the two great parties that divide the country, and
-which, though so bitterly hostile and distrustful of each other, will
-admit of no neutrality. It is a menacing symptom that there is a
-disposition to seek for a base motive, whenever a citizen may not
-choose to plunge into the extremes that characterize the movements of
-political factions. This besetting vice is accompanied by another
-feeling, that is so singularly opposed to that which every body is
-ready to affirm is the governing principle of the institutions, that
-it may do no harm slightly to advert to it. Any one who may choose to
-set up a semi-official organ of public opinion, called a newspaper,
-however illiterate, base, flagrantly corrupt, and absolutely destitute
-of the confidence and respect of every man in the community, may daily
-pour out upon the public his falsehoods, his contradictions, his
-ignorance, and his corruption, treating the national interests as
-familiarly as "household terms," and all because he is acting in an
-admitted vocation; the public servant, commissioned to execute the
-public will, may even turn upon his masters, and tell them not only in
-what light they are to view him and his conduct, but in what light
-they are also to view the conduct of his associates in trust; in
-short, tell them how to make up their judgments on himself and others;
-and all because he is a public servant, and the public is his master:
-but the private citizen, who merely forms a part of that public, is
-denounced for his presumption, should he dare to speak of matters of
-general concernment, except under such high sanction, or as the organ
-of party.
-
-It may be well to say at once, that this peculiar feeling has not been
-permitted to influence the tone of these letters, which have been
-written, in all respects, as if the republic did not contain one of
-those privileged persons, honored as "patriots" and "godlikes," but as
-if both classes were as actually unknown to the country as they are
-certainly unknown to the spirit and letter of its institutions.
-
-
-The spirit of these observations seems to be carried out (we cannot
-say with what degree of justice,) in many other portions of the book.
-On page 71, vol. i, we observe what follows.
-
-
-Among other books, I have laid my hands, by accident, on the work of a
-recent French traveller in the United States. We read little other
-than English books at home, and are much given to declaiming against
-English travellers for their unfairness; but, judging from this
-specimen of Gallic opinion, our ancient allies rate us quite as low as
-our quondam fellow subjects. A perusal of the work in question has led
-me to inquire further into the matter, and I am now studying one or
-two German writers on the same interesting subject. I must say that
-thus far, I find little to feed national vanity, and I begin to fear
-(what I have suspected ever since the first six months in Europe) that
-we are under an awkward delusion respecting the manner in which the
-rest of Christendom regards that civilization touching which we are so
-sensitive. It is some time since I have made the discovery, that 'the
-name of an American is not a passport all over Europe,' but on the
-other hand, that where it conveys any very distinct notions at all, it
-usually conveys such as are any thing but flattering or agreeable....
-I shall pursue the _trail_ on which I have fallen, and you will
-probably hear more of this, before these letters are brought to a
-close.
-
-
-{402} At page 113 of the same volume we have something of the same
-nature, and which we confess astonished us in no little degree.
-
-
-We have just had a visit from two old acquaintances--Manhattanese.
-They tell me a good many of our people are wandering among the
-mountains, though they are the first we have seen. There is a list of
-arrivals published daily in Berne; and in one of them I found the name
-of Captain C----, of the Navy; and that of Mr. O., an old and intimate
-friend, whom it was vexatious to miss in a strange land. Mr. and Mrs.
-G----, of New York, are also somewhere in the cantons. Our numbers
-increase, and with them our abuse; for it is not an uncommon thing to
-see, written in English in the travellers' books kept by law at all
-the inns, pasquinades on America, opposite the American names. What a
-state of feeling it betrays, when a traveller cannot write his name,
-in compliance with a law of the country in which he happens to be,
-without calling down upon himself anathemas of this kind! I have a
-register of twenty-three of these gratuitous injuries. What renders
-them less excusable, is the fact, that they who are guilty of the
-impropriety would probably think twice before they performed the act
-in the presence of the party wronged. These intended insults are,
-consequently, so many registers of their own meanness. Let the truth
-be said; I have never seen one, unless in the case of an American, or
-one that was not written in English! Straws show which way the wind
-blows. This disposition, in our kinsmen, to deride and abuse America,
-is observed and freely commented on by the people of the continent,
-who are far from holding us themselves in the highest respect.
-
-
-And again, on page 327, vol. ii.
-
-
-I have made this comparison as the last means I know of to arouse you
-from your American complacency on the subject of the adjectives
-_grand_, _majestic_, _elegant_ and _splendid_, in connection with our
-architecture. The latter word, in particular, is coming to be used
-like a household term; while there is not, probably, a single work of
-art, from Georgia to Maine, to which it can with propriety be applied.
-I do not know a single edifice in the Union that can be considered
-more than third rate by its size and ornaments, nor more than one or
-two that ought to be ranked even so high. When it comes to capitals,
-and the use of the adjectives I have just quoted, it may be well to
-remember, that there is no city in the Republic that has not decidedly
-the air and the habits of a provincial town, and this too, usually
-without possessing the works of art that are quite commonly found in
-this hemisphere, even in places of that rank, or a single public
-building to which the term _magnificent_ can with any fitness be
-adjudged.
-
-
-We can only say, that if the suppressed portions of Mr. Cooper's
-intended publication embraced any thing more likely than these
-assertions and opinions to prove unacceptable to American readers at
-large, it is perhaps better, both for his own reputation, and for the
-interest of his publishers, that he finally decided upon the
-suppression. Yet Mr. Cooper may be right, and not having the fear of
-punishment sufficiently before our eyes, we, for ourselves, frankly
-confess that we believe him to be right. The passages which remain of
-a similar nature to those we have quoted, will only serve we hope, to
-give additional piquancy to these admirable Sketches. As a work
-affording extensive and valuable information on the subject of
-Switzerland, we have seen nothing in any shape, at all equal to the
-volumes before us.
-
-The extract we now subjoin, will prove beyond doubt, that the fine
-descriptive powers of the author of the Prairie, are in as full vigor
-as ever.
-
-
-It is at all times a very difficult thing to convey vivid and, at the
-same time, accurate impressions of grand scenery by the use of words.
-When the person to whom the communication is made has seen objects
-that have a general similarity to those described, the task certainly
-becomes less difficult, for he who speaks or writes may illustrate his
-meaning by familiar comparisons; but who in America, that has never
-left America, can have a just idea of the scenery of this region? A
-Swiss would readily comprehend a description of vast masses of granite
-capped with eternal snow, for such objects are constantly before his
-eyes; but to those who have never looked upon such a magnificent
-spectacle, written accounts, when they come near their climax, fall as
-much short of the intention, as words are less substantial than
-things. With a full consciousness of this deficiency in my craft, I
-shall attempt to give you some notion of the two grandest aspects that
-the Alps, when seen from this place, assume; for it seems a species of
-poetical treason to write of Switzerland and be silent on what are
-certainly two of its most decided sublimities.
-
-One of these appearances is often alluded to, but I do not remember to
-have ever heard the other mentioned. The first is produced by the
-setting sun, whose rays of a cloudless evening, are the parents of
-hues and changes of a singularly lovely character. For many minutes
-the lustre of the glacier slowly retires, and is gradually succeeded
-by a tint of rose color, which, falling on so luminous a body,
-produces a sort of "roseate light;" the whole of the vast range
-becoming mellowed and subdued to indescribable softness. This
-appearance gradually increases in intensity, varying on different
-evenings, however, according to the state of the atmosphere. At the
-very moment, perhaps, when the eye is resting most eagerly on this
-extraordinary view, the light vanishes. No scenic change is more
-sudden than that which follows. All the forms remain unaltered, but so
-varied in hue, as to look like the ghosts of mountains. You see the
-same vast range of eternal snow, but you see it ghastly and spectral.
-You fancy that the spirits of the Alps are ranging themselves before
-you. Watching the peaks for a few minutes longer, the light slowly
-departs. The spectres, like the magnified images of the
-phantasmagoria, grow more and more faint, less and less material,
-until swallowed in the firmament. What renders all this more
-thrillingly exquisite is, the circumstance that these changes do not
-occur until after evening has fallen on the lower world, giving to the
-whole the air of nature sporting in the upper regions, with some of
-her spare and detached materials.
-
-This sight is far from uncommon. It is seen during the summer, at
-least, in greater or less perfection, as often as twice or thrice a
-week. The other is much less frequent; for, though a constant
-spectator when the atmosphere was favorable, it was never my fortune
-to witness it but twice; and even on these occasions, only one of them
-is entitled to come within the description I am about to attempt.
-
-It is necessary to tell you that the Aar flows toward Berne in a
-north-west direction, through a valley of some width, and several
-leagues in length. To this fact the Bernese are indebted for their
-view of the Oberland Alps, which stretch themselves exactly across the
-mouth of the gorge, at the distance of forty miles in an air line.
-These giants are supported by a row of outposts, any one of which, of
-itself, would be a spectacle in another country. One in particular, is
-distinguished by its form, which is that of a cone. It is nearly in a
-line with the Jung Frau,[4] the virgin queen of the Oberland. This
-mountain is called the Niesen. It stands some eight or ten miles in
-advance of the mighty range, though to the eye, at Berne, all these
-accessories appear to be tumbled without order at the very feet of
-their principals. The height of the Niesen is given by Ebel at 5584
-French, or nearly 6000 English feet, above the {403} lake of Thun, on
-whose margin it stands; and at 7340 French, or nearly 8000 English
-feet above the sea. In short, it is rather higher than the highest
-peak of our own White Mountains. The Jung Frau rises directly behind
-this mass, rather more than a mile nearer to heaven.
-
-[Footnote 4: Jung Frau, or the virgin; (pronounced Yoong Frow.) The
-mountain is thus called, because it has never been scaled.]
-
-The day, on the occasion to which I allude, was clouded, and as a
-great deal of mist was clinging to all the smaller mountains, the
-lower atmosphere was much charged with vapor. The cap of the Niesen
-was quite hid, and a wide streak of watery clouds lay along the whole
-of the summits of the nearer range, leaving, however, their brown
-sides misty but visible. In short the Niesen and its immediate
-neighbors looked like any other range of noble mountains, whose heads
-were hid in the clouds. I think the vapor must have caused a good deal
-of refraction, for above these clouds rose the whole of the Oberland
-Alps to an altitude which certainly seemed even greater than usual.
-Every peak and all the majestic formation was perfectly visible,
-though the whole range appeared to be severed from the earth, and to
-float in air. The line of communication was veiled, and while all
-below was watery, or enfeebled by mist, the glaciers threw back the
-fierce light of the sun with powerful splendor. The separation from
-the lower world was made the more complete, from the contrast between
-the sombre hues beneath and the calm but bright magnificence above.
-One had some difficulty in imagining that the two could be parts of
-the same orb. The effect of the whole was to create a picture of which
-I can give no other idea, than by saying it resembled a glimpse,
-through the windows of heaven, at such a gorgeous but chastened
-grandeur, as the imagination might conceive to suit the place. There
-were moments when the spectral aspect just mentioned, dimmed the
-lustre of the snows, without injuring their forms, and no language can
-do justice to the sublimity of the effect. It was impossible to look
-at them without religious awe; and, irreverent though it may seem, I
-could hardly persuade myself I was not gazing at some of the sublime
-mysteries that lie beyond the grave.
-
-A fortnight passed in contemplating such spectacles at the distance of
-sixteen leagues, has increased the desire to penetrate nearer to the
-wonders; and it has been determined that as many of our party who are
-of an age to enjoy the excursion, shall quit this place in a day or
-two for the Oberland.
-
-
-MELLEN'S POEMS.[5]
-
-[Footnote 5: We have received this notice of Mellen's Poems from a
-personal friend, in whose judgment we have implicit reliance--of
-course we cannot deviate from our rules by adopting the criticism as
-Editorial.]
-
-_The Martyr's Triumph; Buried Valley; and other Poems. By Grenville
-Mellen. Boston, 300 pp._
-
-We took up this book with the conviction that we should be pleased
-with its contents, and our highly wrought expectations have not in any
-degree been disappointed. It is as high praise as we are able to
-bestow upon it, that we have read most of its contents with the very
-associations around us, which are required for the perfect production
-of the impressions intended to be produced by the poet--and that we
-have, in each and all, still found those impressions strengthening and
-deepening upon our minds, as we perused the pages before us. "The
-Buried Valley," in which is portrayed the well remembered tragedy of
-the avalanche, which, in 1826, buried a peaceful cottage situated at
-the foot of the White Mountains, with all its inhabitants, at
-midnight, is not perhaps the best, though a most deeply interesting
-part of the volume. It is too unequal in its style, and at times too
-highly wrought, perhaps, as a picture. But the idea which it gives the
-reader of the wild and magnificent spot upon which this terrible
-catastrophe occurred is perfect, and the description of the
-circumstances and incidents of the scene most faithful.
-
-The Scenery of the White Mountains of New Hampshire forms the
-inspiration of another poem also in this collection, which we boldly
-place beside any emanation from the most gifted of our poets. We
-allude to "Lines on an Eagle," on pp. 130 and 131. We must be chary of
-our space, and can therefore give but a single stanza, in
-corroboration of our opinion.
-
- Sail on, thou lone imperial bird,
- Of quenchless eye and tireless wing;
- How is thy distant coming heard,
- As the night-breezes round thee ring!
- Thy course was 'gainst the burning sun,
- In his extremest glory--how!
- Is thy unequall'd daring done,
- Thou stoop'st to earth so lowly now!
-
-The "Martyr's Triumph" is a most splendid poem, and deserves all the
-praise it has received from reader and critic. What can be more
-beautiful than the exordium?
-
- Voice of the viewless spirit! that hast rung
- Through the still chambers of the human heart,
- Since our first parents in sweet Eden sung
- Their low lament in tears--thou voice, that art
- Around us and above us, sounding on
- With a perpetual echo, 'tis on thee,
- The ministry sublime to wake and warn!--
- Full of that high and wondrous Deity,
- That call'd existence out from Chaos' lonely sea!
-
-And what more purely inspired than the following?
-
- Thou wast from God when the green earth was young,
- And man enchanted rov'd amid its flowers,
- When faultless woman to his bosom clung,
- Or led him through her paradise of bowers;
- Where love's low whispers from the Garden rose,
- And both amid its bloom and beauty bent,
- In the long luxury of their first repose!
- When the whole earth was incense, and there went
- Perpetual praise from altars to the firmament.
-
-And these are but single "bricks from Babel." Specimens, only, of the
-beauty and grace with which the poem abounds.
-
-Were we looking for faults, doubtless we should be able to find them,
-for who is faultless? But that is not our aim. Yet would we suggest to
-the author that the use of the word _dulce_ in stanza six, is somewhat
-forced,--and though a sweet word in itself, is yet "like sweet bells
-jangled, harsh, and out of tune," on account of its rarity, which
-induces the reader to note its strangeness rather than to admire its
-application. The whole book abounds with proofs of _Mellen's_ fine
-musical ear, and therefore does it seem to us a fault that he should
-have suffered the compositor to do him the injustice of printing such
-a line as this.
-
- "Before ill-starr'd Dunsinane's waving wood!"
-
-But it is for the minor, or shorter pieces which the volume contains,
-that it is most highly to be valued. _Mellen_ is delightful in his
-"occasional poems." Take the following, addressed to one of the
-sweetest singers, whose strains, like angel-harmonies from heaven,
-ever floated upon the rapt ear of the poet, as a proof.
-
-TO HELEN.
-
- Music came down from Heaven to thee,
- A spirit of repose--
- A fine, mysterious melody, {404}
- That ceaseless round thee flows;
- Should Joy's fast waves dash o'er thy soul,
- In free and reckless throng,
- What Music answers from the whole,
- In thy resistless song!
-
- Oh! Music came a boon to thee,
- From yon harmonious spheres;
- An influence from eternity,
- To charm us from our tears!
- Should Grief's dim phantoms then conspire
- To tread thy heart along,
- Thou shalt but seize thy wavy lyre,
- And whelm them all in song!
-
- Yes, thine's a blest inheritance,
- Since to thy lips 'tis given,
- To lure from its long sorrows hence
- The spirit pall'd and riven!
- Go, unto none on earth but thee
- Such angel tones belong;
- For thou wert born of melody,
- Thy soul was bath'd in song!
-
-There are many such, as, for instance, "To Sub Rosa," "Death of
-Julia," "The Eagle," "The Bugle," "_To Gabriella R----, of Richmond_,"
-&c. &c.
-
-Mellen is distinguished for his lyric powers. His Odes are all very
-fine. That "To Music," in the volume before us, is deserving of
-particular mention, as indeed are those "To Shakspeare," "To Byron,"
-"To Lafayette," and others, written on several public occasions.
-
-The volume has but one general fault, and that is, its deficiency in
-the lighter and gayer strain, in which we have private proofs that
-Mellen certainly excels. It were to be regretted that the poet did not
-throw into his collection some touches of that delicate and graceful
-humor, which none can more happily hit off than himself. The general
-tone of the volume is grave, if not indeed severe--though relieved by
-many exquisite verses like those already alluded to, and of which the
-following may serve as another specimen.
-
-TO SUB ROSA.
-
- Lady, if while that chord of thine,
- So beautifully strung
- To music that seem'd just divine,
- Still sweetly round me rung,
- I should essay a higher song
- Than humblest minstrel may,
- Shame o'er my lyre would breathe the wrong,
- And lure my hand away.
-
- Forgive me then if I forbear,
- Where thou hast done so well,
- Nor o'er my harp strings idly dare
- What I should feebly tell.
- 'Tis woman that alone can breathe
- These holier fancies free--
- Ah, then, be thine the fadeless wreath
- I proudly yield to thee.
-
-O.
-
-
-We may add to the critique of our friend O. that in looking over
-cursorily the poems of Mellen, we have been especially taken with the
-following spirited lyric.
-
-STANZAS,
-
-_Sung at Plymouth, on the Anniversary of the landing of our Fathers,
-22d Dec. 1820._
-
- Wake your harp's music!--louder--higher,
- And pour your strains along,
- And smite again each quiv'ring wire,
- In all the pride of Song!
- Shout like those godlike men of old,
- Who daring storm and foe,
- On this bless'd soil their anthem roll'd,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- From native shores by tempests driven,
- They sought a purer sky,
- And found beneath a wilder heaven,
- The home of liberty!
- An altar rose--and prayers--a ray
- Broke on their night of wo--
- The harbinger of Freedom's day,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- They clung around that symbol too,
- Their refuge and their all;
- And swore while skies and waves were blue,
- That altar should not fall.
- They stood upon the red man's sod,
- 'Neath heaven's unpillar'd bow,
- With home--a country--and a God,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- Oh! 'twas a hard unyielding fate
- That drove them to the seas,
- And Persecution strove with Hate,
- To darken her decrees:
- But safe above each coral grave,
- Each booming ship did go--
- A God was on the western wave,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- They knelt them on the desert sand,
- By waters cold and rude,
- Alone upon the dreary strand
- Of Ocean'd solitude!
- They look'd upon the high blue air,
- And felt their spirits glow,
- Resolved to live or perish there,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- The Warrior's red right arm was bar'd,
- His eye flash'd deep and wild;
- Was there a foreign footstep dar'd
- To seek his home and child?
- The dark chiefs yell'd alarm--and swore
- The white man's blood should flow,
- And his hewn bones should bleach their shore,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- But lo! the warrior's eye grew dim,
- His arm was left alone;
- The still black wilds which shelter'd him,
- No longer were his own!
- Time fled--and on this hallow'd ground
- His highest pine lies low,
- And cities swell where forests frown'd,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- Oh! stay not to recount the tale,
- Twas bloody--and 'tis past;
- The firmest cheek might well grow pale,
- To hear it to the last.
- The God of Heaven, who prospers us,
- Could bid a nation grow,
- And shield us from the red man's curse,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- Come then great shades of glorious men,
- From your still glorious grave;
- Look on your own proud land again,
- Oh! bravest of the brave!
- We call ye from each mould'ring tomb,
- And each blue wave below,
- To bless the world ye snatch'd from doom,
- _Two hundred years ago!_
-
- Then to your harps--yet louder--higher--
- And pour your strains along,
- And smite again each quiv'ring wire,
- In all the pride of song!
- Shout _for_ those godlike men of old,
- Who daring storm and foe,
- On this bless'd soil their anthem roll'd,
- TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO!
-
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-<div style='margin-top:2em; margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK <span lang='' xml:lang=''>THE SOUTHERN LITERARY MESSENGER, VOL. II., NO. 6, MAY, 1836</span> ***</div>
-<center>THE</center>
-<h2>SOUTHERN LITERARY MESSENGER:</h2>
-<center>DEVOTED TO</center>
-<h3>EVERY DEPARTMENT OF</h3>
-<h1>LITERATURE AND THE FINE ARTS.</h1>
-<br>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem1">
- <tr><td><small>Au gré de nos desirs bien plus qu'au gré des vents.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</small></td></tr>
- <tr><td align="right"><small><i>Crebillon's Electre</i>.</small></td></tr>
- <tr><td><small>&nbsp;</small></td></tr>
- <tr><td><small>As <i>we</i> will, and not as the winds will.</small></td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-<center><small>RICHMOND:<br>
-T. W. WHITE, PUBLISHER AND PROPRIETOR.<br>
-1835-6.</small></center>
-<br><br><br><br>
-<h3>CONTENTS OF VOLUME II, NUMBER 6</h3>
-
-<p><a href="#sect01">MSS. <small>OF</small> B<small>ENJ</small>. F<small>RANKLIN</small>.</a><br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect02">L<small>ETTER FROM</small> A<small>LICE</small> A<small>DDERTONGUE</small>.</a><br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect03">Q<small>UERIES TO BE ASKED THE</small> J<small>UNTO</small>.</a><br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect04">L<small>ETTER FROM THE</small> C<small>ASUIST</small>.</a></p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect05">T<small>O A</small> C<small>OQUETTE</small></a><br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect06">T<small>O THE</small> S<small>AME</small></a></p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect07">L<small>IONEL</small> G<small>RANBY</small></a>, Chapter X: by Theta</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect08">T<small>HE</small> P<small>RAIRIE</small></a>: by C. C.</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect09">R<small>ANDOM</small> T<small>HOUGHTS</small></a></p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect10">O<small>DDS AND</small> E<small>NDS</small></a>: by Oliver Oldschool</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect11">O<small>N THE</small> D<small>EATH OF</small> C<small>AMILLA</small></a>:
-by L. A. Wilmer</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect12">S<small>ONNET</small></a>: by E. A. P.</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect13">T<small>HE</small> L<small>AKE</small></a>: by C. C.</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect14">T<small>HE</small> H<small>ALL OF</small> I<small>NCHOLESE</small></a>: by J. N. McJilton</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect15">A L<small>EAF FROM MY</small> S<small>CRAP</small> B<small>OOK</small></a></p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect16">T<small>HE</small> C<small>ORPUS</small> J<small>URIS</small></a></p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect17">A L<small>OAN TO THE</small> M<small>ESSENGER</small></a> No. III: by J. F. O.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect18">T<small>O</small> &mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash;</a>: by George Lunt</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect19">G<small>ERMAN</small> L<small>ITERATURE</small></a>: by George H. Calvert</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect20">L<small>INES</small></a></p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect21">A<small>LLITERATION</small></a></p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect22">R<small>EADINGS WITH MY</small> P<small>ENCIL</small></a>, No. IV: by J. F. O.</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect23">A<small>MERICAN</small> S<small>OCIAL</small> E<small>LEVATION</small></a>:
-by H. J. G.</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect24">D<small>YING</small> M<small>EDITATIONS</small></a> of a New York Alderman:
-by E. M.</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect25">I<small>RENE</small></a>: by E. A. P.</p>
-
-<p><a href="#sect26">V<small>ERBAL</small> C<small>RITICISMS</small></a></p>
-
-<p>E<small>DITORIAL</small><br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect27">L<small>YNCH'S</small> L<small>AW</small></a></p>
-
-<p>C<small>RITICAL</small> N<small>OTICES</small><br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect28">S<small>PAIN</small> R<small>EVISITED</small></a>: by Lieutenant Slidell<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect29">S<small>ALLUST'S</small> J<small>UGURTHINE</small>
-W<small>AR, AND</small> C<small>ONSPIRACY OF</small> C<small>ATILINE</small></a>: by Charles Anthon<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect30">P<small>ARIS AND THE</small> P<small>ARISIANS IN</small>
-1835</a>: by Frances Trollope<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect31">A L<small>IFE OF</small> W<small>ASHINGTON</small></a>:
-by James K. Paulding<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect32">D<small>IDACTICS</small>&mdash;S<small>OCIAL</small>,
-L<small>ITERARY</small>, <small>AND</small> P<small>OLITICAL</small></a>: by Robert Walsh<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect33">S<small>KETCHES OF</small> S<small>WITZERLAND</small></a>:
-by an American<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#sect34">T<small>HE</small> M<small>ARTYR'S</small>
-T<small>RIUMPH</small>; B<small>URIED</small> V<small>ALLEY</small>; <small>AND OTHER</small>
-P<small>OEMS</small></a>: by Grenville Mellen</p>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page349"><small><small>[p. 349]</small></small></a></span>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<h3>SOUTHERN LITERARY MESSENGER.</h3>
-<hr>
-<center>V<small>OL</small>. II.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RICHMOND, MAY,
-1836.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N<small>O</small>. VI.</center>
-<hr>
-<center><small>T. W. WHITE, PROPRIETOR.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FIVE
-DOLLARS PER ANNUM.</small></center>
-<a name="sect01"></a>
-<hr>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>MSS. OF BENJ. FRANKLIN.<small><small><sup>1</sup></small></small></h4>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>1</sup></small> These pieces from the pen of Dr. Franklin have never
-appeared in any edition of his works, and are from the manuscript book
-which contains the Lecture and Essays published in the April number of
-the Messenger.</small></blockquote>
-<a name="sect02"></a>
-<br>
-<p><i>Mr. Gazetteer</i>,&mdash;I was highly pleased with your last week's paper
-upon S<small>CANDAL</small>, as the uncommon doctrine therein preached is agreeable
-both to my principles and practice, and as it was published very
-seasonably to reprove the impertinence of a writer in the foregoing
-Thursday's Mercury, who, at the conclusion of one of his silly
-paragraphs, laments forsooth that the fair sex are so peculiarly
-guilty of this enormous crime: every blockhead, ancient and modern,
-that could handle a pen, has, I think, taken upon him to cant in the
-same senseless strain. If to <i>scandalize</i> be really a crime, what do
-these puppies mean? They describe it&mdash;they dress it up in the most
-odious, frightful and detestable colors&mdash;they represent it as the
-worst of crimes, and then roundly and charitably charge the whole race
-of womankind with it. Are not they then guilty of what they condemn,
-at the same time that they condemn it? If they accuse us of any other
-crime they must necessarily scandalize while they do it; but to
-scandalize us with being guilty of scandal, is in itself an egregious
-absurdity, and can proceed from nothing but the most consummate
-impudence in conjunction with the most profound stupidity.</p>
-
-<p>This, supposing as they do, that to scandalize is a crime; which you
-have convinced all reasonable people is an opinion absolutely
-erroneous. Let us leave then, these select mock-moralists, while I
-entertain you with some account of my life and manners.</p>
-
-<p>I am a young girl of about thirty-five, and live at present with my
-mother. I have no care upon my head of getting a living, and therefore
-find it my duty as well as inclination to exercise my talent at
-<small>CENSURE</small> for the good of my country folks. There was, I am told, a
-certain generous emperor, who, if a day had passed over his head in
-which he had conferred no benefit on any man, used to say to his
-friends, in Latin, <i>Diem perdidi</i>, that is, it seems, <i>I have lost a
-day</i>. I believe I should make use of the same expression, if it were
-possible for a day to pass in which I had not, or missed, an
-opportunity to scandalize somebody: but, thanks be praised, no such
-misfortune has befel me these dozen years.</p>
-
-<p>Yet whatever good I may do, I cannot pretend that I at first entered
-into the practice of this virtue from a principle of public spirit;
-for I remember that when a child I had a violent inclination to be
-ever talking in my own praise, and being continually told that it was
-ill-manners and once severely whipped for it, the confined stream
-formed itself a new channel, and I began to speak for the future in
-the dispraise of others. This I found more agreeable to company and
-almost as much so to myself: for what great difference can there be
-between putting yourself up or putting your neighbor down? <i>Scandal</i>,
-like other virtues, is in part its own reward, as it gives us the
-satisfaction of making ourselves appear better than others, or others
-no better than ourselves.</p>
-
-<p>My mother, good woman, and I, have heretofore differed upon this
-account. She argued that Scandal spoilt all good conversation, and I
-insisted that without it there would be no such thing. Our disputes
-once rose so high that we parted tea-tables, and I concluded to
-entertain my acquaintance in the kitchen. The first day of this
-separation we both drank tea at the same time, but she with her
-visitors in the parlor. She would not hear of the least objection to
-any one's character, but began a new sort of discourse in some such
-queer philosophical manner as this: <i>I am mightily pleased sometimes,</i>
-says she, <i>when I observe and consider that the world is not so bad as
-people out of humor imagine it to be. There is something amiable, some
-good quality or other in every body. If we were only to speak of
-people that are least respected, there is such a one is very dutiful
-to her father, and methinks has a fine set of teeth; such a one is
-very respectful to her husband; such a one is very kind to her poor
-neighbors, and besides has a very handsome shape; such a one is always
-ready to serve a friend, and in my opinion there is not a woman in
-town that has a more agreeable air or gait.</i> This fine kind of talk,
-which lasted near half an hour, she concluded by saying, <i>I do not
-doubt but every one of you has made the like observations, and I
-should be glad to have the conversation continued upon this subject.</i>
-Just at this juncture I peeped in at the door, and never in my life
-before saw such a set of simple vacant countenances. They looked
-somehow neither glad nor sorry, nor angry nor pleased, nor indifferent
-nor attentive; but (excuse the simile) like so many images of rye
-dough. I, in the kitchen, had already begun a ridiculous story of Mr.
-&mdash;&mdash;'s intrigue with his maid, and his wife's behavior on the
-discovery; at some of the passages we laughed heartily; and one of the
-gravest of mamma's company, without making any answer to her discourse
-got up <i>to go and see what the girls were so merry about:</i> she was
-followed by a second, and shortly by a third, till at last the old
-gentlewoman found herself quite alone, and being convinced that her
-project was impracticable came herself and finished her tea with us;
-ever since which <i>Saul also has been among the prophets</i>, and our
-disputes lie dormant.</p>
-
-<p>By industry and application I have made myself the centre of all the
-scandal in the province; there is little stirring but I hear of it. I
-began the world with this maxim, that no trade can subsist without
-returns; and accordingly, whenever I received a good story, I
-endeavored to give two or a better in the room of it. My punctuality
-in this way of dealing gave such encouragement that it has procured me
-an incredible deal of business, which without diligence and good
-method it would be impossible for me to go through. For besides the
-stock of defamation thus naturally flowing in upon me, I practice an
-art by which I can pump <span class="pagenum"><a name="page350"><small><small>[p. 350]</small></small></a></span>
-scandal out of people that are the least
-inclined that way. Shall I discover my secret? Yes; to let it die with
-me would be inhuman. If I have never heard ill of some person I always
-impute it to defective intelligence; <i>for there are none without their
-faults, no, not one</i>. If she be a woman, I take the first opportunity
-to let all her acquaintance know I have heard that one of the
-handsomest or best men in town has said something in praise either of
-her beauty, her wit, her virtue, or her good management. If you know
-any thing of human nature, you perceive that this naturally introduces
-a conversation turning upon all her failings, past, present and to
-come. To the same purpose and with the same success I cause every man
-of reputation to be praised before his competitors in love, business,
-or esteem, on account of any particular qualification. Near the times
-of election, if I find it necessary, I commend every candidate before
-some of the opposite party, listening attentively to what is said of
-him in answer. But commendations in this latter case are not always
-necessary and should be used judiciously. Of late years I needed only
-observe what they said of one another freely; and having for the help
-of memory taken account of all informations and accusations received,
-whoever peruses my writings after my death, may happen to think that
-during a certain time the people of Pennsylvania chose into all their
-offices of honor and trust, the veriest knaves, fools and rascals, in
-the whole province. The time of election used to be a busy time with
-me, but this year, with concern I speak it, people are grown so good
-natured, so intent upon mutual feasting and friendly entertainment,
-that I see no prospect of much employment from that quarter.</p>
-
-<p>I mentioned above that without good method I could not go through my
-business. In my father's life time I had some instruction in accounts,
-which I now apply with advantage to my own affairs. I keep a regular
-set of books and can tell at an hour's warning how it stands between
-me and the world. In my <i>Daybook</i> I enter every article of defamation
-as it is transacted; for scandals <i>received in</i> I give credit, and
-when I pay them out again I make the persons to whom they respectively
-relate, <i>Debtor</i>. In my <i>Journal</i>, I add to each story, by way of
-improvement, such probable circumstances as I think it will bear, and
-in my <i>Ledger</i> the whole is regularly posted.</p>
-
-<p>I suppose the reader already condemns me in his heart for this
-particular of <i>adding circumstances</i>, but I justify this part of my
-practice thus. It is a principle with me that none ought to have a
-greater share of reputation than they really deserve; if they have, it
-is an imposition upon the public. I know it is every one's interest,
-and therefore believe they endeavor to conceal all their vices and
-follies; and I hold that those people are <i>extraordinary</i> foolish or
-careless, who suffer one-fourth of their failings to come to public
-knowledge. Taking then the common prudence and imprudence of mankind
-in a lump, I suppose none suffer above one-fifth to be discovered;
-therefore, when I hear of any person's misdoing, I think I keep within
-bounds, if in relating it I only make it three times worse than it is;
-and I reserve to myself the privilege of charging them with one fault
-in four, which for aught I know they may be entirely innocent of. You
-see there are but few so careful of doing justice as myself; what
-reason then have mankind to complain of <i>Scandal?</i> In a general way
-the worst that is said of us is only half what might be said, if all
-our faults were seen.</p>
-
-<p>But alas! two great evils have lately befallen me at the same time; an
-extreme cold that I can scarce speak, and a most terrible toothache
-that I dare hardly open my mouth. For some days past I have received
-ten stories for one I have paid; and I am not able to balance my
-accounts without your assistance. I have long thought that if you
-would make your paper a vehicle of scandal, you would double the
-number of your subscribers. I send you herewith accounts of four
-knavish tricks, two * * *, five * * * * *, three drubbed wives, and
-four henpecked husbands, all within this fortnight; which you may, as
-articles of news, deliver to the public, and if my toothache continues
-shall send you more, being in the mean time your constant reader,</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>ALICE ADDERTONGUE</small>.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<p>I thank my correspondent, Mrs. Addertongue, for her good will, but
-desire to be excused inserting the articles of news she has sent me,
-such things being in reality no news at all.</p>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect03"></a>
-<br>
-<h5>QUERIES TO BE ASKED THE JUNTO.</h5>
-
-<p>Whence comes the dew that stands on the outside of a tankard that has
-cold water in it in the summer time?</p>
-
-<p>Does the importation of servants increase or advance the wealth of our
-country?</p>
-
-<p>Would not an office of insurance for servants be of service, and what
-methods are proper for the erecting such an office?</p>
-
-<hr align="center" width="25">
-
-<p>Whence does it proceed that the proselytes to any sect or persuasion,
-generally appear more zealous than those that are bred up in it?</p>
-
-<p><i>Answer</i>. I suppose that people <small>BRED</small> in different persuasions are
-nearly zealous alike. Then he that changes his party is either sincere
-or not sincere: that is, he either does it for the sake of the
-opinions merely, or with a view of interest. If he is sincere and has
-no view of interest, and considers before he declares himself how much
-ill will he shall have from those he leaves, and that those he is
-about to go among will be apt to suspect his sincerity: if he is not
-really zealous, he will not declare; and therefore must be zealous if
-he does declare.</p>
-
-<p>If he is not sincere, he is obliged at least to put on an appearance
-of great zeal, to convince the better his new friends that he is
-heartily in earnest, for his old ones he knows dislike him. And as few
-acts of zeal will be more taken notice of than such as are done
-against the party he has left, he is inclined to injure or malign them
-because he knows they contemn and despise him. Hence one Renegado is
-(as the Proverb says) worse than ten Turks.</p>
-
-<hr align="center" width="25">
-
-<p>S<small>IR</small>,&mdash;It is strange, that among men who are born for society and
-mutual solace, there should be any who take pleasure in speaking
-disagreeable things to their acquaintance. But such there are I assure
-you, and I should be glad if a little public chastisement might be any
-means of reforming them. These ill-natured people study a man's
-temper, or the circumstances of his life,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page351"><small><small>[p. 351]</small></small></a></span> merely to know what
-disgusts him, and what he does not care to hear mentioned; and this
-they take care to omit no opportunity of disturbing him with. They
-communicate their wonderful discoveries to others, with an ill-natured
-satisfaction in their countenances, <i>say such a thing to such a man
-and you cannot mortify him worse</i>. They delight (to use their own
-phrase) in seeing galled horses wince, and like flies, a sore place is
-a feast to them. Know, ye wretches, that the meanest insect, the
-trifling musqueto, the filthy bug have it in their power to give pain
-to men; but to be able to give pleasure to your fellow creatures,
-requires good nature and a kind and humane disposition, joined with
-talents to which ye seem to have no pretension.</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>X. Y.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-
-<hr align="center" width="25">
-
-<p>If a sound body and a sound mind, which is as much as to say health
-and virtue, are to be preferred before all other
-considerations,&mdash;Ought not men, in choosing of a business either for
-themselves or children, to refuse such as are unwholesome for the
-body, and such as make a man too dependant, too much obliged to please
-others, and too much subjected to their humors in order to be
-recommended and get a livelihood.</p>
-
-<hr align="center" width="25">
-
-<p>I am about courting a girl I have had but little acquaintance with;
-how shall I come to a knowledge of her faults, and whether she has the
-virtues I imagine she has?</p>
-
-<p><i>Answer</i>. Commend her among her female acquaintance.</p>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect04"></a>
-<br>
-<center><small>To the Printer of the Gazette.</small></center>
-
-<p>According to the request of your correspondent T. P., I send you my
-thoughts on the following case by him proposed, viz:</p>
-
-<p>A man bargains for the keeping of his horse six months, whilst he is
-making a voyage to Barbadoes. The horse strays or is stolen soon after
-the keeper has him in possession. When the owner demands the value of
-his horse in money, may not the other as justly demand so much
-deducted as the keeping of the horse six months amounts to?</p>
-
-<p>It does not appear that they had any dispute about the value of the
-horse, whence we may conclude there was no reason for such dispute,
-but it was well known how much he cost, and that he could not honestly
-have been sold again for more. But the value of the horse is not
-expressed in the case, nor the sum agreed for keeping him six months;
-wherefore in order to our more clear apprehension of the thing, let
-<i>ten pounds</i> represent the horse's value and three pounds the sum
-agreed for his keeping.</p>
-
-<p>Now the sole foundation on which the keeper can found his demand of a
-deduction for keeping a horse he did not keep, is this. <i>Your horse,</i>
-he may say, <i>which I was to restore to you at the end of six months
-was worth ten founds; if I now give you ten pounds it is an equivalent
-for your horse, and equal to returning the horse itself. Had I
-returned your horse (value 10</i>l.<i>) you would have paid me three pounds
-for his keeping, and therefore would have received in fact but seven
-pounds clear. You then suffer no injury if I now pay you seven pounds,
-and consequently you ought in reason to allow me the remaining three
-pounds according to our agreement.</i></p>
-
-<p>But the owner of the horse may possibly insist upon being paid the
-whole sum of ten pounds, without allowing any deduction for his
-keeping after he was lost, and that for these reasons.</p>
-
-<p>1. It is always supposed, unless an express agreement be made to the
-contrary, when horses are put out to keep, that the keeper is at the
-risque of them (unavoidable accidents only excepted, wherein no care
-of the keeper can be supposed sufficient to preserve them, such as
-their being slain by lightning or the like.) <i>This you yourself
-tacitly allow when you offer to restore me the value of my horse.</i>
-Were it otherwise, people having no security against a keeper's
-neglect or mismanagement would never put horses out to keep.</p>
-
-<p>2. Keepers considering the risque they run, always demand such a price
-for keeping horses, that if they were to follow the business twenty
-years, they may have a living profit, though they now and then pay for
-a horse they have lost; and if they were to be at no risque they might
-afford to keep horses for less than they usually have. So that what a
-man pays for his horse's keeping, more than the keeper could afford to
-take if he ran no risque, is in the nature of a premium for the
-insurance of his horse. <i>If I then pay you for the few days you kept
-my horse, you should restore me his full value.</i></p>
-
-<p>3. You acknowledge that my horse eat of your hay and oats but a few
-days. It is unjust then to charge me for all the hay and oats that he
-only might have eat in the remainder of the six months, and which you
-have now still good in your stable. If, as the proverb says, it is
-unreasonable to expect a horse should void oats who never eat any, it
-is certainly as unreasonable to expect payment for those oats.</p>
-
-<p>4. If men in such cases as this are to be paid for keeping horses when
-they were not kept, then they have a great opportunity of wronging the
-owners of horses. For by privately selling my horse for his value (ten
-pounds) soon after you had him in possession, and returning me at the
-expiration of the time only seven pounds, demanding three pounds as a
-deduction agreed for his keeping, you get that 3<i>l.</i> clear into your
-pocket, besides the use of my money six months for nothing.</p>
-
-<p>5. But you say, the value of my horse being ten pounds, if you deduct
-three for his keeping and return me seven, it is all I would in fact
-have received had you returned my horse; therefore as I am no loser I
-ought to be satisfied: this argument, were there any weight in it,
-might serve to justify a man in selling as above, as many of the
-horses he takes to keep as he conveniently can, putting clear into his
-own pocket that charge their owner must have been at for their
-keeping, for this being no loss to the owners, he may say, <i>where no
-man is a loser why should not I be a gainer</i>. I need only answer to
-this, that I allow the horse cost me but ten pounds, nor could I have
-sold him for more, had I been disposed to part with him, but this can
-be no reason why you should buy him of me at that price, whether I
-will sell him or not. For it is plain I valued him at thirteen pounds,
-otherwise I should not have paid ten pounds for him and agreed to give
-you three pounds more for his keeping, till I had occasion to use him.
-Thus, though you pay me the whole ten pounds which he cost me,
-(deducting only for his keeping those few days) I am still a loser; I
-lose the charge of those
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page352"><small><small>[p. 352]</small></small></a></span> days' keeping; I lose the three pounds
-at which I valued him above what he cost me, and I lose the advantage
-I might have made of my money in six months, either by the interest or
-by joining it to my stock in trade in my voyage to Barbadoes.</p>
-
-<p>6. Lastly, whenever a horse is put to keep, the agreement naturally
-runs thus: The keeper says I will feed your horse six months on good
-hay and oats, if at the end of that time you will pay me three pounds.
-The owner says, if you will feed my horse six months on good hay and
-oats, I will pay you three pounds at the end of that time. Now we may
-plainly see, the keeper's performance of his part of the agreement
-must be antecedent to that of the owner; and the agreement being
-wholly conditional, the owner's part is not in force till the keeper
-has performed his. <i>You then not having fed my horse six months, as
-you agreed to do, there lies no obligation on me to pay for so much
-feeding.</i></p>
-
-<p>Thus we have heard what can be said on both sides. Upon the whole, I
-am of opinion that no deduction should be allowed for the keeping of
-the horse after the time of his straying.</p>
-
-<div align="right">I am yours, &amp;c.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
-<small>THE CASUIST</small>.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect05"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>TO A COQUETTE.</h4>
-
-<blockquote><small>The Lady was playing the <i>Penserosa</i>, and the Bard rallied her. She
-suddenly assumed the <i>Allegra</i>, and rallied him in turn. Whereupon he
-sung as follows:</small></blockquote>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem2">
- <tr><td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave no more that breast of snow,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With sighs of simulated wo,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While Conquest triumphs on thy brow,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Hope, gay laughing in thine eye,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cheers the moments gliding by,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcomes Joy's voluptuous train,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcomes Pleasure's jocund reign,<br>
- And whispers thee of transports yet in store,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When fraught with Love's ecstatic pain,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shooting keen through every vein,<br>
- Thy heart shall thrill with bliss unknown before.<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But smile not so divinely bright;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nor sport before my dazzled sight,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That "prodigality of charms,"<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That winning air, that wanton grace,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That pliant form, that beauteous face,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zephyr's step, Aurora's smile;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nor thus in mimic fondness twine,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About my neck thy snowy arms;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nor press this faded cheek of mine,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nor seek, by every witching wile,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My hopes to raise, my heart to gain,<br>
- Then laugh my love to scorn, and triumph in my pain.<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love thee, Julia! Though the flush<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of sprightly youth is flown&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though the bright glance, and rose's blush<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From eye and cheek and lip are gone&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though Fancy's frolic dreams are fled,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dispelled by sullen care&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Time's gray wing its frost has shed<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Upon my raven hair&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yet warm within my bosom glows,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A heart that recks not winter's snows,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But throbs with hope, and heaves with sighs<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For ruby lips and sparkling eyes;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And still&mdash;the slave of amorous care&mdash;<br>
- Would make that breast, that couch of Love, its lair.</td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect06"></a>
-<h4>TO THE SAME.</h4>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem3">
- <tr><td>Shade! O shade those looks of light;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The thrilling sense can bear no more!<br>
- Veil those beauties from my sight,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which to see is to adore.<br>
-<br>
- That dimpled cheek, whose spotless white,<br>
- The rays of Love's first dawning light,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tinge with Morning's rosy blush,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And cast a warm and glowing flush,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even on thy breast of snow,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And in thy bright eyes sparkling dance,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And through the waving tresses glance<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That shade thy polished brow<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who can behold, nor own thy power?<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who can behold, and not adore?<br>
-<br>
- But like the wretch, who, doomed to endless pain,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raises to realms of bliss his aching eyes,<br>
- To Heaven uplifts his longing arms in vain<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While in his tortured breast new pangs arise&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thus while at thy feet I languish,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stung with Love's voluptuous anguish,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The smile that would my hopes revive,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The witching glance that bids me live<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shed on my heart one fleeting ray,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One gleam of treacherous Hope display;<br>
- But soon again in deep Despair I pine:<br>
- The dreadful truth returns: "Thou never wilt be mine."<br>
-<br>
- Then shade! O shade those looks of light;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The thrilling sense can bear no more!<br>
- Veil those beauties from my sight,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which to see is to adore.<br>
-<br>
- But stay! O yet awhile refrain!<br>
- Forbear! And let me gaze again!<br>
- Still at thy feet impassioned let me lie,<br>
- Tranced by the magic of thy thrilling eye;<br>
- Thy soft melodious voice still let me hear,<br>
- Pouring its melting music on my ear;<br>
- And, while my eager lip, with transport bold,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Presumptuous seeks thy yielded hand to press,<br>
- Still on thy charms enraptured let me gaze,<br>
- Basking ecstatic in thy beauty's blaze,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such charms 'twere more than Heaven to possess:<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Tis Heaven only to behold.</td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect07"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>LIONEL GRANBY.</h4>
-<center>CHAP. X.</center>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem4">
- <tr><td><small>He scanned with curious and prophetic eye<br>
- Whate'er of lore tradition could supply<br>
- From Gothic tale, or song or fable old&mdash;<br>
- Roused him still keen to listen and to pry.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>The Minstrel</i>.</small></td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-
-<p>You judge the English character with too much favor Lionel, said Col.
-R&mdash;&mdash;. The Englishman is not free! Though vain, arrogant, and
-imperious, there is not a more abject slave on earth. His boasting
-spirit, his full-mouthed independence and his lordly step quail to
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page353"><small><small>[p. 353]</small></small></a></span>
-and he is ever crawling amid the purlieus or over the
-threshold of that fantastic temple of fashion called "Society." It is
-an endless contest between those who are initiated into its mysteries
-and those who crowd its avenues. Wealth batters down the door&mdash;assumes
-a proud niche in the chilling fane, and uniting itself to that silent
-yet powerful aristocracy which wields the oracles of the god, its
-breath can create you an <i>exclusive</i>, or its frown can degrade you to
-the vulgar herd. Rank, which is the idol of an Englishman's sleepless
-devotion, wealth because it is curiously akin to the former, and some
-indistinct conception of the difference between a people and the mob,
-render him, in his own conceit, a gentleman and a politician. His
-first thought if cast on a desert island would be his rank, and if he
-had companions in misfortune, he would ere night arrange the dignity
-and etiquette of intercourse. Literature seeks the same degrading
-arena, and alas! how few are there who do not deck the golden calf
-with the laurels won in the conflicts of genius, and who, stimulated
-solely by lucre, shed their momentary light athwart the horizon, even
-as the meteor whose radiance is exhaled from the corruption of a
-fœtid marsh. But there is a class who, ennobled by letters, are
-always independent; and though they be of the race of authors whom Sir
-Horace Walpole calls "a troublesome, conceited set of fellows," you
-will find them too proud and too honest to palter away the
-prerogatives of their station.</p>
-
-<p>But we are now at the door of Elia; come, let me introduce you to one
-of his simple and unaffected suppers!</p>
-
-<p>I cheerfully assented to this invitation, and following my conductor
-up a flight of crooked and dark steps, we entered into a room, over a
-brazier's shop. A dull light trembled through the small and narrow
-apartment where, shrouded in a close volume of tobacco smoke, sat in
-pensive gentility&mdash;the kind&mdash;the generous&mdash;the infant-hearted Charles
-Lamb; the man whose elastic genius dwelled among the mouldering ruins
-of by-gone days, until it became steeped in beauty and expanded with
-philosophy&mdash;the wit&mdash;the poet&mdash;the lingering halo of the sunshine of
-antiquity&mdash;the phœnix of the mighty past. He was of delicate and
-attenuated stature, and as fragilely moulded as a winter's flower,
-with a quick and volatile eye, a mind-worn forehead and a countenance
-eloquent with thought. Around a small table well covered with glasses
-and a capacious bowl, were gathered a laughing group, eyeing the
-battalia of the coming supper. Godwin's heavy form and intellectual
-face, with the swimming eye of (ες τε σε S. T. C. How quaint
-was his fancy!) Coleridge, flanked the margin of the mirth-inspiring bowl.</p>
-
-<p>Col. R&mdash;&mdash;'s introduction made me at home, and ere my hand had dropped
-from the friendly grasp of our host, he exclaimed&mdash;And you are truly
-from the land of the <i>great plant?</i> You have seen the sole cosmopolite
-spring from the earth. It is the denizen of the whole world, the
-tireless friend of the wretched, the bliss of the happy. You need no
-record of the empire of the red man. He has written his fadeless
-history on a tobacco leaf.</p>
-
-<p>At this time Lamb was a clerk in the "India House," a melancholy and
-gloomy mansion, with grave courts, heavy pillars, dim cloisters,
-stately porticoes, imposing staircases and all the solemn pomp of
-elder days. Here for many years he drove the busy quill, and whiled
-away his tranquil evenings, in the dalliance of literature. He was an
-author belonging to his own exclusive school&mdash;a school of simplicity,
-grace and beauty. He neither skewered his pen into precise paragraphs,
-nor rioted in the verbose rotundity of the day. He picked up the rare
-and unpolished jewels which spangled the courts of Elizabeth and
-Charles, and they lost beneath his polishing hand neither their lustre
-nor value. He was a passionate and single hearted antiquary, ever
-laboring to prop up with a puny arm, the column on which was inscribed
-the literary glory of his country. He was familiar with the grace of
-Heywood, the harmony of Fletcher, the ease of Sir Philip Sydney, the
-delicacy and fire of Spenser, the sweetness of Carew, the power and
-depth of Marlow, the mighty verse of Shakspeare, the affected fustian
-of Euphues (Lilly) "which ran into a vast excess of allusion," and
-with the deep and sparkling philosophy of Burton. With all of them he
-held a "dulcified" converse, while his memory preserved from utter
-forgetfulness, many of those authors who to the eye of the world, had
-glittered like the flying fish a moment above the surface, only to
-sink deeper in the sea of oblivion.</p>
-
-<p>Lamb possessed in an eminent degree, what Dryden called a beautiful
-turn of words and thoughts in poetry, and the easy swell of cadence
-and harmony which characterised his brief writings declared the
-generosity of his heart, and the fertility of his genius. He could
-sympathise with childhood's frolic, and his heart was full of boyish
-dreams, when he gazed on the play-ground of Eton, and exclaimed "what
-a pity to think that these fine ingenuous lads in a few years will be
-changed into frivolous members of parliament!" He had the rough
-magnanimity of the old English vein, mellowed into tenderness and
-dashed with a flexible and spinous humor. He was contented to worship
-poesy in its classic and antique drapery. With him the fountain of
-Hypocrene still gushed up its inspiring wave; and Apollo, attended by
-the Muses, the daughters of Memory, and escorted by the Graces, still
-haunted the mountains of Helicon, lingered among the hills of Phocis,
-or, mounted upon Pegasus, winged his radiant flight to the abode
-itself of heaven-born Poesy. These were the fixed principles of his
-taste, and he credulously smiled (for contempt found no place in his
-bosom) upon the sickly illustrations and naked imagery of modern song.
-His learning retained a hue of softness from the gentleness of his
-character, for he had gathered the blossoms untouched by the
-bitterness of the sciential apple. He extracted like the bee his
-honied stores from the wild and neglected flowers which bloomed among
-forgotten ruins, yet he was no plagiarist, no imitator, for he had
-invaded and lingered amid the dim sepulchres of the shadowy past,
-until he became its friend and cotemporary!</p>
-
-<p>How has he obtained those curiously bound books, I whispered to
-Coleridge, as my eye fell on a column of shelves groaning under a mass
-of tattered volumes which would have fairly crazed my poor uncle?</p>
-
-<p>Tell him Lamb! said Coleridge repeating my inquiry, give him the rank
-and file of your ragged regiment.</p>
-
-<p>Slowly, and painfully as a neophyte, did I build the pile, replied
-Lamb. Its corner stone was that fine old folio of Beaumont and
-Fletcher, which, for a long year had peeped out from a bookseller's
-stall directly in my <span class="pagenum"><a name="page354"><small><small>[p. 354]</small></small></a></span>
-daily path to the India House. It bore the
-great price of sixteen shillings, and to me, who had no unsunned heap
-of silver, I gazed on it until I had almost violated the decalogue.
-Poetry made me an economist, and at the end of two months my garnered
-mites amounted to the requisite sum. Vain as a girl with her first
-lover, I bore it home in triumph, and that night my sister Bridget
-read "The Laws of Candy" while I listened with rapture to that deep
-and gurgling torrent of old English, which dashed its music from this
-broken cistern. To her is the honor due, her taste has called all
-these obsolete wits to my library, for she keenly relished their
-fantasies, and smiled at their gauderies. In early life she had been
-tumbled into a spacious closet of good old English reading, without
-much selection or prohibition and browsed at will upon that fair and
-wholesome pasturage. Had I twenty girls they should be brought up in
-this fashion. I know not whether their chance in wedlock might not be
-diminished by it, but I can answer for it that (if the worst comes to
-the worst) it makes most incomparable old maids.</p>
-
-<p>But there are some fearful gaps in my shelves, Mr. Granby! See! there
-a stately and reverend folio, like a huge eye-tooth, was rudely
-knocked out by a bold <i>borrower of books</i>, one of your smiling
-pirates, mutilator of collections, a spoiler of the symmetry of
-shelves, and a creator of odd volumes.</p>
-
-<p>The conversation now became general, and many a little skiff was
-launched on the great ocean of commonplace. Lamb most cordially hated
-politics which he called "a splutter of hot rhetoric;" and he only
-remembered its battles and revolutions when connected with letters. He
-had heard of Pharsalia, but it was Lucan's and not Cæsar's; the battle
-of Lepanto was cornered in his memory because Cervantes had there lost
-an arm. The glorious days of the "Commonwealth" were hallowed by
-Milton and Waller, and he always turned with much address from the
-angry debates about the execution of Charles I. to the simple inquiry
-whether he or Doctor Ganden wrote the "Icon Basilike."</p>
-
-<p>Godwin in vain essayed to introduce the "conduct of the ministry," and
-being repeatedly baffled, he said pettishly to Lamb, And what benefit
-is your freehold, if you do not feel interested in government?</p>
-
-<p>Ah! I had a freehold it is true, the gift of my generous and solemn
-god-father, the oil-man in Holborn; I went down and took possession of
-my testamentary allotment of three quarters of an acre, and strode
-over it with the feeling of an English freeholder, that all betwixt
-sky and earth was my own. Alas! it has passed into more prudent hands,
-and nothing but an Agrarian can restore it!</p>
-
-<p>The bowl now danced from hand to hand, and I did not observe its
-operation until Lamb and Coleridge commenced an affectionate talk
-about Christ's Hospital, the blue coat boys, and all the treasured
-anecdotes of school-day friendship. This is the first and happiest
-stage of incipient intoxication, and the "willie-draughts" which are
-pledged to the memory of boyhood, ever inspire brighter and nobler
-sympathies, than are found in the raciest toasts to beauty, or the
-deepest libations to our country.</p>
-
-<p>Do you not remember, said Lamb, poor Allan! whose beautiful
-countenance disarmed the wrath of a town-damsel whom he had secretly
-pinched, and whose half-formed execration was exchanged, when she,
-tigress-like turned round and gave the terrible <i>bl&mdash;&mdash;</i> for a gentler
-meaning, <i>bless thy handsome face!</i> And do you not remember when you
-used to tug over Homer, discourse Metaphysics, chaunt Anacreon, and
-play at foils with the sharp-edged wit of Sir Thomas Browne, how your
-eye glistened when you doffed the grotesque blue coat, and the
-inspired charity boy (this was uttered in an under tone) walked forth
-humanized by a christian garment. Spenser knew the nobility of heart
-which a new coat gives when he dressed his butterfly.</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem5">
- <tr><td><small>The velvet nap which on his wings doth lie<br>
- The silken down with which his back is dight<br>
- His broad outstretched horns, his hairy thighs<br>
- His glorious colors, and his glistening eyes.</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>Col. R. now motioned to me to retire, and I bid a reluctant goodnight
-to the joyous scene, the exclamation "do you not remember!" from
-Coleridge, and the cheerful laugh ringing through the whole house and
-its dying echo following us to the street.</p>
-
-<p>Gentle reader! the critics have called Lamb a trifler, the scholars
-have called him a twaddler! Read <i>Elia</i>, and let your heart answer for him.</p>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect08"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>THE PRAIRIE.</h4>
-<br>
-<p>This word is pronounced by the common people <i>pa-ra-re</i>. I was in the
-peninsula of Michigan, and had been for a day or two traversing the
-most dreary country imaginable, when I saw for the first time a salt
-or wet prairie, which is only a swampy meadow, grown up in a rank,
-coarse, sedgy grass.</p>
-
-<p>Not long after we began to catch glimpses of the upland prairies.
-These are either clear prairies, totally destitute of trees, or oak
-openings which consist of clear prairie and scattered trees. A clear
-prairie&mdash;a broad unvaried expanse&mdash;presents rather a monotonous
-appearance like the sea, but surely the human eye has never rested on
-more lovely landscapes than these oak openings present. They answered
-my conceptions of lawns, parks and pleasure grounds in England; they
-are the lawns, parks and pleasure grounds of nature, laid out and
-planted with an inimitable grace, fresh as creation.</p>
-
-<p>In these charming woodlands are a number of small lakes, the most
-picturesque and delightful sheets of water imaginable. The prairies in
-the summer are covered with flowers. I am an indifferent botanist, but
-in a short walk I gathered twenty four species which I had not seen
-before. These flowers and woods and glittering lakes surpass all
-former conception of beauty. Each flower, leaf, and blade of grass,
-and green twig glistens with pendulous diamonds of dew. The sun pours
-his light upon the water and streams through the sloping glades. To a
-traveller unaccustomed to such scenes, they are pictures of a mimic
-paradise. Sometimes they stretch away far as the eye can reach, soft
-as Elysian meadows, then they swell and undulate, voluptuous as the
-warm billows of a southern sea.</p>
-
-<p>In these beautiful scenes we saw numerous flocks of wild turkies, and
-now and then a prairie hen, or a deer bounding away through flowers.
-Here too is found the prairie wolf which some take to be the Asiatic
-jackall. It is so small as not to be dangerous alone. It is said
-however, that they hunt in packs like hounds, headed by a grey wolf.
-Thus they pursue the deer with a cry
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page355"><small><small>[p. 355]</small></small></a></span> not unlike that of hounds,
-and have been known to rush by a farm-house in hot pursuit. The
-officers of the army stationed at the posts on the Prairies amuse
-themselves hunting these little wolves which in some parts are very numerous.</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>C. C.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect09"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>RANDOM THOUGHTS.</h4>
-<br>
-<p><i>The Age</i>.&mdash;Its leading fault, to which we of America are especially
-obnoxious, is this: in Poetry, in Legislation, in Eloquence, the best,
-the divinest even of all the arts, seems to be laid aside more and
-more, just in proportion as it every day grows of greater necessity.
-It is still, as in Swift's time, who complains as follows: "To say the
-truth, no part of knowledge seems to be in fewer hands, than that of
-discerning <i>when to have done</i>."</p>
-
-<p><i>Dancing</i>.&mdash;The following are sufficiently amusing illustrations of
-the fine lines in Byron's Ode,</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem6">
- <tr><td><small>"You have the Pyrrhic dance as yet;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;Where is the Pyrrhic phalanx gone?"</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>The French translation of St. John (de Creve cœur's) <i>American
-Farmer's Letters</i>&mdash;a book once very popular&mdash;was adorned with
-engravings, to fit it to the European imagination of the Arcadian
-state of things in America. The frontispiece presents an allegorical
-picture, in which a goddess of those robuster proportions which
-designate Wisdom, or Philosophy, leads by the hand an urchin&mdash;the
-type, no doubt, of this country&mdash;with ne'er a shirt upon his back.
-More delightfully still, however, in the back ground, is seen, hand in
-hand, with knee-breeches and strait-collared coats, a band of
-Pennsylvania quaker men, dancing, by themselves, a true old fashioned
-six-handed Virginia reel.</p>
-
-<p>But of the Pyrrhic dance, more particularly: the learned
-Scaliger&mdash;that terror and delight of the critical world&mdash;assures us,
-in his <i>Poetica</i>, (book i, ch. 9) that he himself, at the command of
-his uncle Boniface, was wont often and long to dance it, before the
-Emperor Maximilian, while all Germany looked on with amazement. "Hanc
-saltationem Pyrrhicam, nos sæpe et diu, jussu Bonifacii patrui, coram
-divo Maximiliano, non sine stupore totius Germaniæ, representavimus."</p>
-
-<p><i>Ariosto</i>.&mdash;Has not the following curious testimony in regard to him
-escaped all his biographers? Montaigne, in his Essays, (vol. iii, p.
-117, Johanneau's edition, in 8vo.) says, "J'eus plus de despit
-encores, que de compassion, de le veoir à Ferrare en si piteux estat,
-survivant à soy mesme, mecognoissant et soy et ses ouvrages; lesquels,
-sans son sςeu, et toutesfois en sa veue, on a mis en lumiere
-incorrigez et informes."</p>
-
-<p>"I was touched even more with vexation than with compassion, to see
-him, at Ferrara, in a state so piteous, outliving himself, and
-incapable of recognizing either himself or his works; which last,
-without his knowledge, though yet before his sight, were given to the
-world uncorrected and unfinished."</p>
-
-<p><i>Thin Clothing</i>.&mdash;It would be difficult more skilfully to turn a
-reproach into a praise, than Byron has done, as to drapery too
-transparent, in his voluptuous description of a Venitian revel.</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem7">
- <tr><td><small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;"The thin robes,<br>
- Floating like light clouds 'twixt our gaze and heaven,"</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>form the very climax of many intoxicating particulars.</p>
-
-<p>The Greeks seem not to have practised a very rigorous reserve, as to
-the concealment of the person. The Lacedemonians, indeed, studiously
-suppressed, by their institutions, whatever of sexual modesty was not
-absolutely necessary to virtue. Among the Romans, however, the
-national austerity of manners made every violation of delicacy in this
-matter a great offence. Their Satyrists (as Seneca, Juvenal, and
-others) abound in allusions to the license of dress, which grew up,
-along with the other corruptions of their original usages. The words
-of Seneca, indeed, might almost be taken for a picture of a modern
-belle, in her ball-room attire. He says, in his <i>De Beneficiis</i>,
-"Video Sericas vestes, si vestes vocandæ sint, in quibus nihil est,
-quo defendi aut corpus, aut denique pudor, possit: quibus sumtis,
-mulier parum liquido, nudam se non esse, jurabit. Hæc, ingenti summa,
-ab ignotis etiam ad commercium gentibus, accersuntur, ut matronæ
-nostræ ne adulteris quidem plus suis in cubiculo, quam in publico,
-ostendant." "I see, too, silken clothing&mdash;if clothing that can be
-called, which does not protect, nor even conceal the body&mdash;apparelled
-in which, a woman cannot very truly swear, that she is not naked. Such
-tissues are brought to us at enormous cost, from nations so remote
-that not even their names can reach us; and by the help of this vast
-expense, our matrons are able to exhibit, to their lovers and in their
-couches, nothing at which the whole public has not equally gazed."</p>
-
-<p><i>Mythology</i>.&mdash;Bryant and others have puzzled themselves not a little
-to give a rational explanation to the story of Ariadne; who, it will
-be remembered, was abandoned upon the isle of Naxos by her seducer,
-Theseus: but Bacchus chancing to come that way, fell upon the forlorn
-damsel, and presently made her his bride. All this may well puzzle a
-commentator, for the single reason, that it is perfectly plain and
-simple. The whole tale is nothing but a delicate and poetic way of
-stating the fact, that Mrs. Ariadne, being deserted by her lover,
-sought and found a very common consolation&mdash;that is to say, she took
-to drink.</p>
-
-<p><i>Naples</i>.&mdash;Its population of Lazzaroni appears, after all, to be but
-the legitimate inheritors of ancestral laziness. They were equally
-idle in Ovid's time: for he expressly calls that seat of indolence</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem8">
- <tr><td><small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;"in otia natam<br>
- Parthenopen."</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><i>Exhibition of Grief</i>.&mdash;There is a curious instance of the unbending
-austerity of Roman manners, in the trait by which Tacitus endeavors to
-paint the disorder with which the high-souled Agrippina received the
-news of the death of Germanicus. She was, at the moment, sewing in the
-midst of her maids; and so totally (says Tacitus) did the intelligence
-overthrow her self-command, <i>that she broke off her work</i>.</p>
-
-<p><i>Snoring</i>.&mdash;The following story of a death caused by it is entirely
-authentic. Erythræus relates that when Cardinal Bentivoglio&mdash;a scholar
-equally elegant and laborious&mdash;was called to sit in the Conclave, for
-the election of a successor to Urban VIII, the summons found him much
-exhausted by the literary vigils to which he was addicted. Immured in
-the sacred palace, (such is the custom while the Pope is not yet
-chosen,) his lodging was assigned him along side of a Cardinal, whose
-snoring was so incessant and so terrible, that poor Bentivoglio ceased
-to be able to obtain even the <span class="pagenum"><a name="page356"><small><small>[p. 356]</small></small></a></span>
-little sleep which his studies and
-his cares usually permitted him. After eleven nights of insomnolence
-thus produced, he was thrown into a violent fever. They removed him,
-and he slept&mdash;but waked no more.</p>
-
-<p><i>Human Usefulness</i>.&mdash;Wilkes has said, that of all the uses to which a
-man can be put, there is none so poor as hanging him. I hope that I
-may, without offence to any body's taste, add, that of all the
-purposes to which a <i>soul</i> can be put, I know of none less useful than
-<i>damning it</i>.</p>
-
-<p><i>Sneezing</i>.&mdash;It is the Catholics (see father Feyjoo for the fact) who
-trace the practice of bidding God bless a man when he sneezes, to a
-plague in the time of St. Gregory. He, they say, instituted the
-observance, in order to ward off the death of which this spasm had,
-till then, been the regular precursor, in the disease. If the story be
-true, such a plague had already happened, long before the day of St.
-Gregory. In the <i>Odyssey</i>, Penelope takes the sneezing of Telemachus
-for a good omen; and the army of Xenophon drew a favorable presage, as
-to one of his propositions, from a like accident: Aristotle speaks of
-the salutation of one sneezing as the common usage of his time. In
-Catullus's <i>Acme and Sempronius</i>, Cupid ratifies, by an approving
-sneeze, the mutual vows of the lovers. Pliny alludes to the practice,
-and Petronius in his <i>Gyton</i>. In Apuleius's <i>Golden Ass</i>, a husband
-hears the concealed gallant of his wife sneeze, and blesses her,
-taking the sternutation to be her own.</p>
-
-<p>If there be a marvel or an absurdity, the Rabbins rarely fail to adorn
-the fiction or the folly with some trait of their own. Their account
-of the matter is, that in patriarchal days, men never died except by
-sneezing, which was then the only disease, and always mortal.
-Apparently then, the antiquity of the Scotch nation and of rappee
-cannot be carried back to the time of Jacob. Be this point of
-chronology as it may, however, it is certain that the same sort of
-observance, as to sneezing, was found in America at the first
-discovery.</p>
-
-<p>Aristotle is politely of opinion that the salutation was meant as an
-acknowledgment to the wind, for choosing an inoffensive mode of
-escape. But a stronger consideration is necessary to account for the
-joy with which the people of Monopotama celebrate the fact, when their
-monarch sneezes. The salutation is spread by loud acclamations, over
-the whole city. So, too, when he of Sennaar sneezes, his courtiers all
-turn their backs, and slap loudly their right thighs.</p>
-
-<p><i>Honor</i>.&mdash;The source of the following passage in Garth's <i>Dispensary</i>,
-is so obvious, that it is singular that no one has made the remark.</p>
-
-<p>In the debate among the Doctors, when war is proposed, one of the
-Council speaks as follows.</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem9">
- <tr><td><small>Thus he: "'Tis true, when privilege and right<br>
- Are once invaded, Honor bids us fight:<br>
- But ere we yet engage in Honor's cause,<br>
- First know what honor is, and whence its laws.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scorned by the base, 'tis courted by the brave;<br>
- The hero's tyrant, yet the coward's slave:<br>
- Born in the noisy camp, it feeds on air,<br>
- And both exists by hope and by despair;<br>
- Angry whene'er a moment's ease we gain,<br>
- And reconciled at our returns of pain.<br>
- It lives when in death's arms the hero lies;<br>
- But when his safety he consults, it dies.<br>
- Bigotted to this idol, we disclaim<br>
- Rest, health and ease, for nothing but a name."</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><i>Implicit Faith</i>.&mdash;I am delighted with the following excellent
-contrast of ignorant Orthodoxy with cultivated Doubt. It is from the
-learned and pious Le Clerc's Preface to his <i>Bibliothèque Choisie</i>,
-vol. vii, pp. 5, 6.</p>
-
-<p>"Il n'y a, comme je crois, personne, qui ne préferât l'état d'une
-nation, où il y auroit beaucoup de lumières quoiqu'il y eût quelques
-libertins, à celui d'une nation ignorante et qui croiroit tout ce
-qu'on lui enseigneroit, ou qui au moins ne donneroit aucunes marques
-de douter des sentimens reçus. Les lumières produisent infailliblement
-beaucoup de vertu dans l'esprit d'une bonne part de ceux qui les
-reçoivent; quoiqu'il y ait des gens qui en abusent. Mais l'Ignorance
-ne produit que de la barbarie et des vices dans tous ceux qui vivent
-tranquillement dans leurs ténèbres. Il faudroit étre fou, par exemple,
-pour préferer ou pour égaler l'état auquel sont les Moscovites et
-d'autres nations, à l'égard de la Religion et de la vertu, à celni
-auquel sont les Anglois et les Hollandois, sous prétexte qu'il y a
-quelques libertins parmi ces deux peuples, et que les Moscovites et
-ceux qui leur ressemblent ne doubtent de rien."</p>
-
-<p>"There is, I think, no one who would prefer the state of a nation, in
-which there was much intelligence, but some free thinkers, to that of
-a nation ignorant and ready to believe whatever might be taught it, or
-which, at least, would show no sign of doubting any of the received
-opinions. For knowledge never fails to produce much of virtue, in the
-minds of a large part of those who receive it, even though there be
-some who make an ill use of it. But Ignorance is never seen to give
-birth to any thing but barbarism and vice, in all such as dwell
-contentedly under her darkness. It would, for example, be nothing less
-than madness, to prefer or to compare the condition in which the
-Muscovites and some other nations are, as respects Religion and
-Virtue, to that of the English or Hollanders; under the pretext that
-there are, among the two latter nations, some free thinkers, and that
-the Muscovites and those who resemble them doubt of nothing."</p>
-
-<p>The whole of this piece, indeed, is excellent, and full of candor,
-charity and sense, as to the temper and the principles of those who
-are forever striving to send into banishment, or shut up in prisons,
-or compel into eternal hypocrisy, all such opinions as have the
-misfortune to differ with their own.</p>
-
-<p><i>Friendships</i>.&mdash;There are people whose friendship is very like the
-Santee Canal in South Carolina: that is to say, its repairs cost more
-than the fee simple is worth.</p>
-
-<p><i>Benefits</i>.&mdash;There are many which must ever be their own reward, great
-or small. Others are positively dangerous. That subtle courtier,
-Philip de Comines, declares, that it is exceedingly imprudent to do
-your prince services for which a fit recompense is not easily
-found:<small><small><sup>1</sup></small></small> and Tacitus avers that obligations too deep are sure to turn
-to hatred.<small><small><sup>2</sup></small></small> Seneca pursues the matter yet further, and insists that
-he, whom your excessive services have thus driven to ingratitude,
-presently begins to desire to escape the shame of such favors, by
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page357"><small><small>[p. 357]</small></small></a></span>
-putting out of the world their author.<small><small><sup>3</sup></small></small> Cicero, too, is
-clearly of opinion, that enmity is the sure consequence of kindness
-carried to the extreme.<small><small><sup>4</sup></small></small></p>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>1</sup></small> "Il se fault bien garder de faire tant de services à son
-maistre, qu'on l'empesche d'en trouver la juste
-recompense."&mdash;<i>Memoires</i>.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>2</sup></small> "Beneficia eo usque læta sunt, dum videntur exsolvi
-posse: ubi multum antivenere, pro gratiâ odium redditur."</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>3</sup></small> "Nam qui putat esse turpe non reddere, non vult esse cui
-reddat."</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>4</sup></small> "Qui si non putat satisfacere, amicus esse nullo modo
-potest."</small></blockquote>
-
-<p><i>Heroes</i>.&mdash;Marshal de Saxe is accustomed to get the credit of a very
-clever saying, "that no man seems a hero to his own valet de chambre."
-Now, not to speak of the scriptural apothegm, "that a prophet has no
-honor in his own country," the following passage from Montaigne will
-be found to contain precisely the Marshal's idea.</p>
-
-<p>"Tel a esté miraculeux au monde, auquel sa femme et son valet n'ont
-rien veu seulement de remarquable. Peu d'hommes ont esté admirez par
-leurs domestiques: nul n'a esté prophète, non seulement en sa maison,
-mais en son pais, diet l'expérience des histoires."&mdash;<i>Essais</i>, vol. v,
-p. 198.</p>
-
-<p>"Such an one has seemed miraculous to the world, in whom his wife and
-his valet could not even perceive any thing remarkable. Few men have
-ever been admired by their own servants; none was ever a prophet in
-his own country, still less in his own household."</p>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect10"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>ODDS AND ENDS.</h4>
-<br>
-<p>M<small>R</small>. E<small>DITOR</small>,&mdash;Many months having passed away since I last addressed
-you, I have flattered myself, as most old men are apt to do on such
-occasions, that you might very possibly begin to feel some little
-inclination to hear from me once more. Know then, my good sir, that I
-am still in the land of the living, and have collected several "odds
-and ends" of matters and things in general, which you may use or not,
-for your "Messenger," as the fancy strikes you.</p>
-
-<p>Among the rest, I will proceed to give you a new classification of the
-Animal Kingdom&mdash;at least so far as our own race is concerned; a
-classification formed upon principles materially different from those
-adopted by the great father of Natural History&mdash;Linnæus, who you know,
-classed us with whales and bats, under the general term, Mammalia!
-Now, I have always thought this too bad&mdash;too degrading for the lords
-and masters (as we think ourselves) of all other animals on the face
-of the earth; and who deserve a distinct class to themselves, divided
-too into more orders than any other&mdash;nay, into separate orders for the
-two sexes. With much study, therefore, and not less labor, I have
-digested a system which assumes mental&mdash;instead of bodily
-distinctions, as much more certain and suitable guides in our
-researches. This may be applied without either stripping or partially
-exposing the person, as father Linnæus' plan would compel us to do,
-whenever we were at a loss to ascertain (no unfrequent occurrence by
-the way, in these days) whether the object before us was really one of
-the Mammalia class or not: for such are the marvellous, ever-varying
-metamorphoses wrought by modern fashions in the exteriors of our race,
-that the nicest observers among us would be entirely "at fault" on
-many occasions, to tell whether it was fish, flesh, or fowl that they
-saw. My plan, therefore, has at least one material advantage over the
-other; and it is quite sufficient, I hope, very soon to carry all
-votes in its favor.</p>
-
-<p>With whales and bats we shall no longer be classed!&mdash;if your old
-friend can possibly help it; and he is not a little confident of his
-powers to do so; for he believes he can demonstrate that there is not
-a greater difference between the form, size and habits of the bats and
-whales themselves, than he can point out between the manners, customs,
-pursuits, and bodily and mental endowments of the different orders of
-mankind; and, therefore, <i>ex necessitate rei</i>, there should be a
-classification different from any yet made. The honor of this
-discovery, I here beg you to witness, that I claim for myself.</p>
-
-<p>Before I proceed farther, I will respectfully suggest a new definition
-of man himself; as all heretofore attempted have been found defective.
-The Greeks, for example, called him "Anthropos"&mdash;an animal that turns
-his eyes upwards; forgetting (as it would seem) that all domestic
-fowls, especially turkeys, ducks and geese, frequently do the same
-thing; although it must be admitted, that the act in them is always
-accompanied by a certain twist of the head, such as man himself
-generally practices when he means to look particularly astute. One of
-their greatest philosophers&mdash;the illustrious Plato&mdash;perceiving the
-incorrectness of this definition, attempted another, and defined man
-to be "a two legged animal without feathers:" but this very inadequate
-description was soon "blown sky high" by the old cynic Diogenes, who,
-having picked a cock quite clean of his plumage, threw him into
-Plato's school, crying out at the same time, "Behold Plato's man!"
-True, this is an old story; but none the worse for that. This was such
-"a settler,"&mdash;to borrow a pugilistic term&mdash;as completely to
-discourage, for a long time, all farther attempts to succeed in this
-very difficult task; nor indeed, do I recollect, from that day to the
-present, any now worth mentioning. "<i>The grand march of mind</i>,"
-however, has become of late years, so astoundingly rapid, and so many
-things heretofore pronounced to be <i>unknowable</i>, have been made as
-plain as the nose on our faces, that Man himself&mdash;the great discoverer
-of all these wonders, should no longer be suffered (if his own powers
-can prevent it) to be consorted, as he has so long been, with a class
-of living beings so vastly inferior to himself. To rescue him
-therefore from <i>this</i> degradation, shall be my humble task, since it
-is one of those attempts wherein&mdash;even to fail&mdash;must acquire some
-small share of glory.</p>
-
-<p>I will define him then, to be <i>A self-loving, self-destroying animal</i>,
-and will maintain the correctness and perfectly exclusive character of
-the definition, against all impugners or objectors, until some one of
-them can point out to me among all the living beings on the face of
-the earth, either any beast, bird, fish, reptile, insect, or
-animalcula, that is distinguished by these very opposite and directly
-contradictory qualities. Man alone possesses&mdash;man alone displays them
-both; and is consequently distinguished from all the rest of animated
-nature in a way that gives him an indisputable right to a class of his own.</p>
-
-<p>I will next proceed to enumerate the different orders into which this
-most wonderful class is divided. The females, God bless them, being
-entitled, by immemorial usage, to the first rank, shall receive the
-first notice; <span class="pagenum"><a name="page358"><small><small>[p. 358]</small></small></a></span>
-and I will rank in the first order all those who
-have unquestionable claims to pre-eminence.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 1st.</i> The <i>Loveables</i>.&mdash;This order is very numerous, and forms
-by far the most important body in every community, being distinguished
-by all the qualities and endowments&mdash;both physical and
-intellectual&mdash;which can render our present state of existence most
-desirable&mdash;most happy. Their beauties charm&mdash;their virtues adorn every
-walk of life. All that is endearing in love and affection&mdash;either
-filial, conjugal, or parental: all that is soothing and consolatory in
-affliction; all that can best alleviate distress, cheer poverty, or
-mitigate anguish: every thing most disinterested, most enduring, most
-self-sacrificing in friendship&mdash;most exemplary in the performance of
-duty: all which is most delightful in mental intercourse, most
-attractive and permanently engaging in domestic life: in short, every
-thing that can best contribute to human happiness in this world, must
-be ascribed, either directly or indirectly, much more to their
-influence than to all other temporal causes put together; and would
-the rest of their sex only follow their admirable example, this
-wretched world of ours would soon become a secondary heaven.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 2d.</i> The <i>Conclamantes</i>, which, for the benefit of your more
-English readers, I will remark, is a Latin word, meaning&mdash;<i>those who
-clamor together</i>. They possess two qualities or traits in common with
-certain birds, such as rooks, crows and blackbirds, that is, they are
-<i>gregarious</i> and marvellously <i>noisy;</i> for whenever they collect
-together, there is such a simultaneous and apparently causeless
-chattering in the highest key of their voices, as none could believe
-but those who have had the good or ill fortune (I will not say which)
-to hear it. But there is this marked characteristic difference. The
-latter utter sounds significant of sense, and perfectly intelligible,
-often very sprightly and agreeable too, when you can meet them one at
-a time; nor is juxta-position at all necessary to their being heard;
-for you will always be in ear-shot of them, although separated by the
-entire length or breadth of the largest entertaining-room any where to
-be found. Their proper element&mdash;the one wherein they shine, or rather
-sound most&mdash;is the atmosphere of a "<i>sware-ree</i>" party, or a squeeze:
-but as to the particular purpose for which Nature designed them, I
-must e'en plead <i>ignorance;</i> not, my good sir, that I would have you
-for one moment to suppose, that I mean any invidious insinuation by
-this excuse.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 3d.</i> The <i>Ineffables</i>.&mdash;I almost despair of finding language to
-describe&mdash;even the general appearance of this order, much less those
-mental peculiarities by which they are to be distinguished from the
-rest of their sex. But I must at least strive to redeem my pledge, and
-therefore proceed to state, that they rarely ever seem to be more than
-half alive: that their countenances always indicate (or are designed
-to do so) a languor of body scarcely bearable, and the most
-touching&mdash;the most exquisite sensibility of soul; that even the most
-balmy breezes of spring, should they accidentally find access to them,
-would visit them much too roughly: that to speak above a low murmur
-would almost be agony, and to eat such gross food as ordinary mortals
-feed upon would be certain death. As to their voices, I am utterly
-hopeless of giving the faintest idea, unless permitted both to resort
-to supposition and to borrow Nic Bottom's most felicitous epithet of
-"a sucking dove." You have only to imagine such a thing, (it is no
-greater stretch of fancy than writers often call upon us to make) and
-then to imagine what kind of tones "a sucking-dove" would elicit; and
-you will certainly have quite as good an idea of the voice of an
-Ineffable as you could possibly have, without actually hearing it. No
-comparison drawn from any familiar sounds can give the faintest idea
-of it, for it is unique and <i>sui generis</i>. This order serves the
-admirable moral purpose of continually teaching, in the best
-practicable manner, the virtue of patience to all&mdash;who have anything
-to do with it.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 4th.</i> The <i>Tongue-tied</i>, or <i>Monosyllabic</i>.&mdash;This order can
-scarcely be described&mdash;unless by negations; for they say little or
-nothing themselves, and, therefore, but little or nothing can be said
-of them; unless it were in the Yankee mode of <i>guessing;</i> which, to
-say the least of it, would be rather unbecoming in so scientific a
-work as I design mine to be. The famous Logadian Art of extracting
-sun-beams from cucumbers would be quite easy in practice compared with
-the art of extracting anything from these good souls beyond a "<i>yes</i>"
-or a "<i>no</i>," as all have found to their cost, who ever tried to keep
-up the ball of conversation among them; the labor of Sysiphus was
-child's play to it. They serve however one highly useful purpose, and
-that is, to furnish a perpetual refutation of the base slander which
-one of the old English poets has uttered against the whole sex in
-these often quoted lines&mdash;</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem10">
- <tr><td><small>"I think, quoth Thomas, women's tongues<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;Of aspen-leaves are made."</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><i>Order 5th.</i> In vivid and startling contrast to the preceding order, I
-introduce&mdash;The hoidening <i>Tom-Boys</i>. These are a kind of "Joan
-D'Arkies," (if I may coin such a term), female in appearance, but male
-in impudence, in action, in general deportment. They set at naught all
-customary forms, all public sentiment, all those long established
-canons, sanctioned by both sexes, for regulating female conduct; and
-they practise, with utter disregard of consequences, all such
-masculine feats and reckless pranks, as must <i>unsex</i> them, so far as
-behavior can possibly do it. They affect to despise the company of
-their own sex; to associate chiefly with ours, but with the most
-worthless part of them, provided only, they be young, wild, prodigal
-and in common parlance&mdash;<i>fashionable</i>, and alike regardless of what
-may be thought or said of them. The more delicate their figures, the
-more apparently frail their constitutions, the greater seems to be
-their rage for exhibiting the afflicting contrast between masculine
-actions performed with powers fully adequate to achieve them, and
-attempted&mdash;apparently at the risk of the limbs, if not the lives, of
-the rash and nearly frantic female adventurers. Egregiously mistaking
-eccentricity for genius&mdash;outrages upon public sentiment for
-independence of spirit, and actions which should disgrace a man, or
-render him perfectly ridiculous, for the best means of catching a
-husband, they make themselves the pity of the wise and good, the scorn
-and derision of all the other orders of the community, who see through
-the flimsy and ridiculous veil of their conduct, the true motives from
-which it proceeds.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 6th.</i> The <i>Hydrophobists</i>.&mdash;These are, at all times, such
-haters of water&mdash;especially if that unsavory
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page359"><small><small>[p. 359]</small></small></a></span> article called
-<i>soap</i> be mixed with it&mdash;that insanity is by no means necessary, as in
-the case of animals affected by canine madness, to elicit their
-characteristic feeling. Their persons and their houses too, when they
-have any, all present ocular proofs of it; proofs, alas! which nothing
-but the luckless objects of their hatred can "<i>expunge</i>," if I may
-borrow a term lately become very fashionable. Whether this antipathy
-be natural or superinduced by the dread of catching cold, I can not
-pretend to say; but its effects are too notorious, too often matters
-of the most common observation, for its existence to be doubted. The
-striking contrast, however, which it exhibits to that admirable
-quality&mdash;<i>cleanliness</i>, aids much in teaching others the duty of
-acquiring and constantly practising the latter.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 7th.</i> The <i>Bustlers</i>.&mdash;The difference between this order and
-the last mentioned is so great, so radical, so constantly forced upon
-our notice, that they might almost be ranked in distinct classes: for
-the members of the order now under consideration, are such dear lovers
-of both the articles which the others hate, as to keep them in almost
-ceaseless appliance. At such times, neither the members of their
-families, nor their guests, can count, for many minutes together, upon
-remaining safe from involuntary sprinklings and ablutions. And
-what&mdash;with their usual accompaniments of dusters, brooms, mops, and
-scrubbing brushes, if you find any secure place either to sit or
-stand, you will owe it more to your good luck than to any preconcerted
-exemption between the mistresses and their operatives. "<i>Fiat cleaning
-up, ruat cælum,</i>" is both their law and their practice. After all
-however, they are, in general, well meaning, good hearted souls; those
-only excepted among them, whose perpetual motion is kept up by a
-modicum of the Xantippe blood, which developes its quality in such
-outward appliances to the heads, backs and ears of their servants&mdash;as
-key-handles, sticks, switches, boxings and scoldings.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 8th.</i> The <i>Peace-Sappers</i>.&mdash;These, like the underground
-artists, after whom I have ventured in part to name them, always work
-<i>secretly;</i> but whereas, the sappers employed in war, confine their
-humane labors solely to the immediate destruction of walls,
-fortifications and houses, with all their inhabitants, thereby putting
-the latter out of their misery at once; the <i>peace-sappers</i> make the
-excellence of <i>their art</i> to consist in causing the sufferings which
-they inflict to be protracted&mdash;even to the end of life, be that long
-or short. The master spirits of this order view with ineffable scorn
-such of their formidable sisterhood as are incapable, from actual
-stupidity, of exciting any other kind of family and neighborhood
-quarrels, than those plain, common-place matters which soon come to an
-explanation, and end in a renewal of friendly intercourse and a
-reciprocation of good offices. <i>They</i> despise&mdash;utterly despise&mdash;such
-petty game; and never attempt sapping but with a confident belief&mdash;not
-only that its authors will escape all suspicion, but that its effects
-will be deeply and most painfully felt&mdash;probably during the entire
-lives of all its devoted victims. Their powers of flattery and skill
-in every species of gossipping, gain them an easy admittance, before
-they are found out, into most families wherein they have set their
-hearts upon becoming visiters. There they are always eager listeners
-to every thing that may be said in the careless, innocent hours of
-domestic intercourse; and being entirely unsuspected plotters of
-mischief, they treasure up as a miser would his gold, every single
-word or expression that can possibly be so tortured as to embroil
-their confiding hosts with some one or all of their neighbors. If no
-word nor expression has been heard during a long intercourse which can
-either fairly or falsely be imputed to envy, jealousy or ill-will
-towards others; absolute falsehoods will most artfully be fabricated
-to attain their never-forgotten, never-neglected purpose: for they
-sicken at the very sight of family peace&mdash;of neighborhood-harmony; and
-"the gall of bitterness," that incessantly rankles in their bosoms can
-find no other vent&mdash;no other alleviation&mdash;than in laboring to destroy
-every thing of the kind. Their communications being always conveyed
-under the strongest injunctions of secrecy&mdash;the most solemn
-protestations of particular regard and friendship for the depositaries
-of these secrets, it often happens that entire neighborhoods are set
-in a flame, and most of the families in it rendered bitter enemies to
-each other, without a single one knowing, or even suspecting what has
-made them so.</p>
-
-<p>The Romans had a most useful custom of tying a wisp of hay around the
-horns of all their mischievous and dangerous cattle, by way of caveat
-to all beholders to keep out of their way: and could some similar
-contrivance be adopted for distinguishing the <i>Peace-Sappers</i>, as far
-off as <i>they</i> could be seen, the inventor thereof would well deserve
-the united thanks and blessings of every civilized community.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 9th.</i> The <i>Linguis Bellicosæ</i>, or <i>Tongue Warriors</i>.&mdash;The
-distinguishing characteristic of this order is, an insatiable passion
-for rendering their faculty of speech the greatest possible annoyance
-to all of their own race&mdash;whether men, women or children, who come in
-their way: and few there are who can always keep out of it, however
-assiduously they may strive to do so. Most of them are very early
-risers, for <i>the unruly evil</i>, as St. James calls it, is a great enemy
-to sleep. When once on their feet, but a few minutes will elapse
-before you hear their tongues ringing the matutinal peal to their
-servants and families. But far, very far, different is it from that of
-the <i>church-going bell</i>, which is a cheering signal of approaching
-attempts to do good to the souls of men; whereas the tongue-warrior's
-peal is a summons for all concerned to prepare for as much harm being
-done to their bodies as external sounds, in their utmost discord, can
-possibly inflict. Nothing that is said or done can extort a word even
-of approbation much less of applause; for the feeling that would
-produce it does not exist; but a cataract is continually poured forth
-of personal abuse, invective and objurgation, which, if it be not
-quite as loud and overwhelming as that of Niagara, is attributable
-more to the want of power, than of the will to make it so. It has been
-with much fear and trembling, my good sir, that I have ventured to
-give you the foregoing description; nor should I have done it, had I
-not confided fully in your determination not to betray me to these
-hornets in petticoats.</p>
-
-<p>Having done with the description of the female orders of our race, as
-far as I can, at present recollect their number and distinctive
-characters, I now proceed to that of my own sex.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 1st.</i> The <i>Great and Good Operatives</i>.&mdash;Although
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page360"><small><small>[p. 360]</small></small></a></span> in
-counting this order I will not venture quite as far as the Latin poet
-who asserted, that "they were scarce as numerous as the gates of
-Thebes, or the mouths of the Nile," it must be admitted that the
-number is most deplorably small, compared with that of the other
-orders. The <i>multum in parvo</i>, however, applies with peculiar force to
-the <i>Great and Good Operatives</i>. <i>All the orders</i> certainly have
-intellects of some kind, which they exercise after fashions of their
-own&mdash;sometimes beneficially to themselves and others; then again
-injuriously, if not destructively to both. But only the individuals of
-this order always make the use of their mental powers for which they
-were bestowed; and hence it is that I have distinguished them as I
-have done. How far this distinction is appropriate, others must
-decide, after an impartial examination of the grounds upon which I
-mean to assert the justice of its claim to be adopted. Here they are.
-It is to <i>this</i> order we must ascribe all which is truly glorious in
-war, or morally and politically beneficial in peace: to the exercise
-of their talents, their knowledge and their virtues, we are indebted
-for every thing beneficent in government or legislation; and by their
-agency, either direct or indirect, are all things accomplished which
-can most conduce to the good and happiness of mankind; unless it be
-that large portion of the god-like work which can better be achieved
-by the first order of the other sex.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 2d.</i> <i>Ipomœa Quamoclit</i>, or the Busy Bodies.&mdash;These, like the
-little plants after which I have ventured to name them, have a
-surprising facility at creeping or running, either under, through,
-around, or over any obstacles in their way. Their ruling passion
-consists in a most inordinate and unexplainable desire to pry into and
-become thoroughly acquainted with every person's private concerns, but
-their own; to the slightest care or examination of which, they have
-apparently an invincible antipathy. Has any person a quarrel or
-misunderstanding with one or more of his neighbors, they will worm
-out, by hook or by crook, all the particulars; not with any view, even
-the most distant, of reconciling the parties, (for peace-making is no
-business of theirs), but for the indescribable pleasure of gaining a
-secret, which all their friends, as the whole of their acquaintance
-are called, will be invited, as fast as they are found, to aid them in
-keeping. Is any man or woman much in debt, the neighboring busy-bodies
-will very soon be able to give a better account of the amount than the
-debtors themselves; but it will always be communicated with such
-earnest injunctions of secrecy from the alleged fear of injuring the
-credit of the parties, as to destroy <i>that</i> credit quite as
-effectually as a publication of bankruptcy would do. Does the sparse
-population of a country neighborhood afford so rare and titillating a
-subject as a courtship, it furnishes one of the highest treats a
-busy-body can possibly have; and it not unfrequently happens that this
-courtship is, at least interrupted, if not entirely broken off, by the
-exuberant outpourings and embellishments of his delight at possessing
-such a secret, and at the prospect of participating in all the
-customary junketings and feastings upon such joyous occasions. The
-whole of this order are great carriers and fetchers of every species
-of country intelligence; great intimates (according to their account)
-of all great people; and above all&mdash;great locomotives. But, unlike
-their namesakes, the machines so called, they rarely if ever move
-straightforward; having a decided preference for that kind of zig-zag,
-hither and thither course, which takes them, in a time inconceivably
-short, into every inhabited hole and corner within their visiting
-circle, which is always large enough to keep them continually on the pad.</p>
-
-<p>N.B. There is an order of the other sex so nearly resembling the one
-just described, that I am in a great quandary whether I should not
-have united them, since the principal difference which I can discover,
-after much study is, that the former wears petticoats and the latter
-pantaloons. You and your readers must settle it, for Oliver Oldschool
-can not.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 3d.</i> <i>Noli me tangere</i>, or <i>Touch me not</i>.&mdash;These are so
-super-eminently sensitive and irritable, that should you but crook
-your finger at them apparently by way of slight, nothing but your
-blood can expiate the deadly offence: and whether that blood is to be
-extracted by a bout at fisty cuffs or cudgelling, or by the more
-genteel instrumentality of dirk, sword or pistol, must depend upon the
-relative rank and station of the parties concerned. If you belong not
-to that tribe embraced by the very comprehensive but rather equivocal
-term&mdash;<i>gentlemen</i>, you may hope to escape with only a few bruises or
-scarifications; but should your luckless destiny have placed you among
-<i>them</i>, death or decrepitude must be your portion, unless you should
-have the fortune to inflict it on your adversary.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 4th.</i> The <i>Gastronomes</i>.&mdash;The description of this order
-requires but few words. Their only object in life seems to be&mdash;to
-tickle their palates, and to provide the ways and means of provoking
-and gratifying their gormandizing appetites. They would travel fifty
-miles to eat a good dinner, sooner than move fifty inches to do a
-benevolent action; and would sacrifice fame, fortune and friends,
-rather than forego what they call the pleasures of the table. They
-show industry in nothing but catering for their meals; animation in
-nothing but discussions on the qualities and cookery of different
-dishes; and the only strong passion they ever evince is, that which
-reduces them merely to the level of beasts of prey. During the brief
-period of their degraded existence, they live despised and scoffed at
-by all but their associates, and die victims to dropsy, gout, palsy
-and apoplexy.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 5th.</i> The <i>Brain Stealers</i>.&mdash;The chief difference between this
-and the preceding order is, that the former steal their own brains by
-eating, the latter by drinking. For the idea conveyed by the term
-brain-stealers, I acknowledge myself indebted to Cassio in the play of
-Othello, where, in a fit of remorse for getting drunk, he is made to
-exclaim, "Oh! that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal
-away their brains!" This order may well follow its predecessor in
-dignity, or rather in <i>uselessness</i>, since the greatest optimist ever
-born would be puzzled to find out the way in which either can render
-any real, essential service to mankind. Although the alleged excuse
-for their practice&mdash;so long as they retain sense enough to offer
-any&mdash;is to cheer the spirits&mdash;to gladden the heart, the undeniable
-effect of that practice is, to depress the one, and to pain the other.
-Melancholy expels merriment, and the solitary feeling banishes the
-social; for the intolerable shame inspired by the consciousness of the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page361"><small><small>[p. 361]</small></small></a></span>
-self-larceny they are continually committing, drives them into
-secret places for its perpetration; and into solitude during the short
-intervals between their self-destructive acts, to brood over their own
-indelible disgrace, the hopeless misery they inflict on all their
-friends and relatives, and the damning guilt they incur if there be
-any truth in Holy Writ&mdash;any such thing as eternal punishment in
-another world, for deeds voluntarily perpetrated in our present state
-of existence. But these are matters which never for a moment seem to
-arrest their desperate course. During the few intervals of sanity
-which chance rather than design seems to afford them, the retrospect
-is so full of self-condemnation, agonizing remorse, and awful
-anticipations of future retribution, of future and eternal punishment,
-that they recklessly hasten to drown all feeling&mdash;all consciousness of
-existence in the deadly draughts which they continually swallow. Thus
-they linger out their brief and pitiable lives in a kind of comatose
-stupor&mdash;a wretched burden and disgrace to themselves and a misery
-beyond description to all connected with them.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 6th.</i> The <i>Devilish Good Fellows</i>.&mdash;These possess, in an
-eminent degree, the art of concealing much thorough selfishness under
-the guise of what are called <i>companionable qualities;</i> for although
-loud professors of sociality and great company keepers, (except that
-of the ladies, which they never voluntarily seek,) they mix in society
-rather oftener at other people's expense than their own. Their money
-is lavished chiefly on themselves, except the modicum most skilfully
-expended in purchasing a character for generosity, and that which in
-common parlance is miscalled <i>good fellowship</i>. This is easily and
-often most profitably done, by giving a few well-timed dinners,
-suppers, and card-parties to their select companions and <i>bosom
-friends</i>, whose money they scruple not to win on such occasions to the
-last cent; having first made these dear objects of their disinterested
-regard drunk, while they kept sober for the purpose, although
-apparently encountering a similar risk of intoxication. All they do is
-for effect&mdash;for gulling others to their own advantage, rather than for
-any particular pleasure which they themselves derive from their own
-actions. Thus they become uproarious at the convivial board, not so
-much from impulse as design; not to excite themselves but their
-companions; and frequently clamor for "pushing the bottle," (for they
-are brain stealers) more to stultify others than to exhilirate their
-own feelings. They are great depositaries and retailers of all such
-anecdotes and stories as are called <i>good</i>, but rather on account of
-their obscenity than their genuine humor or wit. Now and then they
-incontinently perpetrate puns; make practical jokes; and are always
-merry in appearance, (whatever the real feelings may be) so far as
-antic contortions of the risible muscles can make them so. But they
-are utter strangers to that genuine hilarity of heart which imparts
-perennial cheerfulness to the countenances of all who are blessed with
-it, and which springs from a consciousness&mdash;both of good motives and
-good actions. Their lives are spent in a feverish course of
-sensuality&mdash;often of the lowest, the very grossest kind; and they
-generally die of a miserable old age, just as truly rational,
-temperate and moral people reach the prime of life.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 7th.</i> The <i>Philo-Mammonites</i>, or <i>Money Lovers</i>.&mdash;Although this
-term would comprehend a most numerous and motley host, if the mere
-existence of the passion itself were deemed a sufficient distinction,
-yet I mean to apply the designation only to such abortions of our race
-as love money for <i>itself alone</i>, independently as it would seem, both
-of its real and adventitiously exchangeable value. Others burn with
-affection for the beloved article, only as a means to attain the ends
-which they most passionately desire. These ends are as countless as
-the sands; some, for example, make it the grand object of their
-temporal existence to buy fine clothes, others fine equipages; others
-again fine houses, fine furniture, fine pictures, fine books&mdash;in
-short, <i>fine any thing</i> which the world calls so, whatever they
-themselves may think of it; for, as Dr. Franklin most truly says,
-"<i>other peoples' eyes cost us more than our own</i>." The exclusive
-money-lovers despise what others love; with "the fleshly lusts that
-war against the souls" of other men, and <i>cost money</i>, they have
-nothing to do&mdash;no, not they! and even the common necessaries and
-comforts of life are all rejected for the sake of making, hoarding,
-and contemplating the dear&mdash;all-absorbing object of the only affection
-they are capable of feeling. In this respect, the money lover differs
-entirely, not only from all other human beings, but from every race of
-brutes, reptiles, and insects yet discovered. <i>They</i>, for instance,
-accumulate the food which they love, evidently for <i>use</i>, and not solely
-to look at, to gloat upon, as the ultimate, the exclusive source of
-gratification. <i>Their accumulation</i>, therefore, is but the means of
-attaining the end&mdash;<i>consumption</i>, from which all their real enjoyment
-seems to be anticipated. The propensity to collect for future use,
-which is called instinct in the latter, is identical with what is
-deemed the love of money, as it operates upon all the orders of
-mankind, except the <i>Philo Mammonites</i>. With the former, it is not the
-money they love, but something for which they have a passionate
-regard, that they know their money can procure: with the latter, the
-sole enjoyment (if indeed they may be thought capable of any) seems to
-consist in the mere looking at their hoards, and in the consciousness
-of being able to exclaim&mdash;"all this is <i>mine</i>, nothing but the
-inexorable tyrant death can take it away. Let others call it pleasure
-and happiness to spend money, if they are fools enough to do so; we
-deem it the only pleasure and happiness to make and keep it." To such
-men, the common feelings of humanity&mdash;the ordinary ties that bind
-together families and communities, are things utterly
-incomprehensible; and consequently neither the sufferings of their
-fellow men, nor their utmost miseries are ever permitted, for one
-moment, to interfere with that darling object which occupies their
-souls, to the exclusion of all others. This they for ever pursue, with
-an ardor that no discouragement can check; a recklessness of public
-sentiment that defies all shame; and often with a degree of
-self-inflicted want, both of food and raiment, which must be witnessed
-to be believed.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 8th.</i> The <i>Confiscators</i>.&mdash;In this order must be included
-(strange as it may seem) not only all thieves, pickpockets, swindlers,
-robbers and professional gamblers, but even many others, who, although
-professing most sanctimonious horror at the bare idea of violating the
-<i>letter</i> of the laws relative to property, scruple not to disregard
-their <i>spirit</i>, whenever pelf is to be made by
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page362"><small><small>[p. 362]</small></small></a></span> it. To make money
-is the great end of their existence; but the means are left to time
-and circumstances to suggest&mdash;always, however, to be used according to
-the law-verbal, in such cases made and provided. The general title
-indicates rather the <i>wills</i> than the <i>deeds</i> of the whole order; the
-former being permanent, intense, and liable to no change&mdash;whereas the
-latter terminate, now and then, in such uncomfortable results as loss
-of character, imprisonment, and hanging. <i>Self-appropriation</i>, without
-parting with any equivalent, without incurring any loss that can
-possibly be avoided, is the cardinal, the paramount law with every
-grade: they differ only in the "<i>modus operandi</i>." Some, for example,
-work by fraud&mdash;others by force; some by superior skill, or exclusive
-knowledge&mdash;while hosts of others rely for success upon practising on
-the passions and vices, or the innocence and gullibility of their
-fellow-men. To do this the more effectually, they make much use of the
-terms justice, honesty, fair-dealing, in their discourse, but take
-special care to exclude them from their practice; for <i>they</i> are to
-prosper, even should the Devil take all at whose expense that
-prosperity has been achieved, if, indeed, he deemed them worth taking,
-after their dear friends, the confiscators, have done with them.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 9th.</i> The <i>Blatterers</i>.&mdash;Although this word is now nearly
-obsolete, or degraded to the rank of vulgarisms, in company with many
-other good old terms of great force and fitness, once deemed of
-sterling value, I venture to use it here, because I know, in our whole
-language, no other so perfectly descriptive of this order; nor,
-indeed, any other which conveys the same idea. And here (if you will
-pardon another digression) I cannot forbear to express my regret at
-being compelled, as it were, to take leave of so many old
-acquaintances in our mother tongue, who have been expelled from modern
-parlance and writing. Our literary tastes and language will require
-but very little more sublimation&mdash;little more polishing and refining,
-to render that tongue scarcely intelligible to persons whose
-misfortune it was to be educated some half century ago, unless,
-indeed, they will go to school again. To call things by their right
-names, is among the "<i>mala prohibita</i>" in the canons of modern
-criticism; the strength, fitness, and power of old words, must give
-way to the indispensable euphony of new ones; and all the qualities
-once deemed essential to good style, must now be sacrificed, or, at
-least, hold a far inferior rank to mere smoothness, polish, and
-harmony of diction. I might give you quite a long catalogue of highly
-respectable and significant old words, once the legal currency of
-discourse, which have long since been turned out of doors, to make
-room for their modern correlatives; but neither my time nor space will
-permit me to mention more than the following, out of some hundreds.
-For instance, my old acquaintance, and perhaps yours, the word
-"breeches," has been dismissed for "<i>unmentionables</i>," or
-"<i>inexpressibles;</i>"&mdash;"shifts" and "petticoats" are now yclept "<i>under
-dress;</i>" and even "hell" itself, according to the authority of a
-highly polished Divine, perhaps now living, must hereafter be softened
-and amplified into the phrase, "a place which politeness forbids to
-mention." But let me return to the description of the Blattering order.</p>
-
-<p>To say, as I was very near doing, that their peculiar trait is "<i>to
-have words at will</i>," would have conveyed a very false notion; for
-that phrase is properly applicable only to such persons as can talk or
-be silent&mdash;can restrain or pour out their discourse at pleasure. But
-the Blatterers, although their words are as countless as the sands,
-seem to exercise no volition over them whatever, any more than a sieve
-can be said to do over the water that may be poured into it. Through
-and through the liquid will and must run, be the consequences what
-they may; and out of the mouths of the Blatterers must their words
-issue, let what will happen. So invariable is this the case, that we
-might almost say of their discourse as the Latin poet has so happily
-said of the stream of Time:</p>
-
-<center><small>"Labitur et labetur in omne volubilis aevum."</small></center>
-
-<p>They will unconsciously talk to themselves, if they can find no one
-else to talk to; but this soliloquizing they are rarely forced to
-perform&mdash;for so great are their diligence and tact in hunting up some
-unlucky wight or other upon whom to vent their words, that they are
-seldom unsuccessful in their search. Horace, in one of his epistles,
-has most pathetically described, in his own person, the sufferings of
-all those who are so luckless as to be caught by one of these very
-benevolent tormentors of their species; and he has hit off, most
-admirably, their multiform powers of inflicting annoyance. But many
-ways and means, never "dreamt of in his philosophy," have since been
-discovered, which it devolves upon others, far his inferiors, to
-describe. In regard, for instance, to the choice of subjects, if a
-Blatterer may be deemed capable of choosing, our modern logocracies
-have opened a field of almost boundless extent, which, in Horace's
-day, was a "<i>terra incognita</i>." Their loquacity would utterly shame
-that ancient braggart, whose boast it was, that he could extemporize
-two hundred Latin verses, while standing on one leg; and their
-matchless talents for political mistification&mdash;for comminuting, and
-spreading out all sorts of materials susceptible of being used for
-party purposes, were never called forth, and consequently never
-developed, until many a century after Horace was in his grave. The
-present age&mdash;I may say, <i>the present times</i>, may justly claim the
-distinguished honor not only of furnishing more aliment for the
-nurture of the Blattering order than any other age or times&mdash;but, on
-the political economy principle, that, "<i>demand will always beget
-supply</i>," to them must be awarded the exclusive merit of furnishing a
-much greater number of such patriotic operatives than ever could be
-found before, since our father Noah left his ark. In proof of this
-assertion, I would ask, where is there now any hole or corner, either
-in public or private life, in which Blatterers may not often be heard?
-Where is there any electioneering ground&mdash;any hustings to hold an
-election&mdash;any forensic assemblage, or legislative halls, exempt
-entirely from these most successful confounders and despisers of all
-grammatical and rhetorical rules&mdash;of all the plainest dictates of
-common sense? As every thing they utter seems the result rather of
-chance than design, it might be supposed that the former would
-occasionally lead them, (especially when acting as public
-functionaries,) at least into some approximation towards argument or
-eloquence; but, alas! no such chance ever befalls them. By a kind of
-fatality, apparently unsusceptible of change or "shadow of turning,"
-all their efforts at <span class="pagenum"><a name="page363"><small><small>[p. 363]</small></small></a></span>
-either eloquence or argument, turn out most
-pitiable or ridiculous abortions; for they invariably mistake
-assertion for the latter, and empty, bombastic declamation and
-gasconading for the former. Vociferation they always mistake for
-sense, and personal abuse of every body opposed to them, for the best
-means of promoting what they understand by the term, "public
-good"&mdash;meaning, thereby, the good of whatever party they take under
-their special care.</p>
-
-<p><i>Order 10th.</i> The <i>Would Be's</i>, or <i>Preposterous Imitators</i>.&mdash;This,
-probably, is the most numerous of all the orders of our class,
-although very far from comprehending the whole human race, as that
-witty satyrist Horace would have us believe, with his "<i>Nemo contentus
-vivat</i>." But it includes all, who by their array and management of
-"the outward man," would pass themselves off, upon society, for
-something upon which nature has put her irrevocable veto. Some few of
-the brute creation have been charged (falsely as I humbly conceive)
-with this warring against her absolute decrees; for, as far as we can
-judge, they are all perfectly content with their own forms and
-conditions, and live out their respective times without apeing, or
-manifesting any desire to ape, either the appearance or manners of
-their fellow-brutes, as <i>we</i> so often and abortively do those of our
-fellow-men. It is true that the monkey, one of the accused parties,
-seems to possess no small talent in this way; but if the exercise of
-it were fully understood, it appears probable that we should always
-find it to be done at our expense, and in derision of those only who
-are continually aping something above their powers&mdash;as much as to say,
-(had they the gift of speech) "Risum teneatis Amici?"&mdash;see what fools
-ye are, to labor so hard and so vainly, in efforts to do what <i>we</i> can
-do better than yourselves! If we consider their tricks and their
-travesties in any other point of view, we shall commit the same
-ludicrous blunder that one of our Would Be's of the olden time was
-said once to have committed at a certain foreign court, "in mistaking
-a sarcasm for a compliment," to the great amusement of all who had
-cognizance of the fact, except the poor Americans, of whom he was
-rather an unlucky sample.</p>
-
-<p>The poor frog has also been accused of this preposterous mimicry; but
-it is only a single case, much at war with our knowledge of this
-apparently unambitious quadruped or reptile, (I am not naturalist
-enough to know which to call it)&mdash;much at war, too, with the chivalric
-principles of attacking none incapable of self-defence; and
-<i>moreover</i>, it is related by a professed inventor of fables, with
-whose professional license of fibbing we have all been familiar from
-our childhood, and are therefore prepared to estimate at its true
-value. I allude, as you must suppose, to our school-boy tale, wherein
-it is asserted (believe it who can) that a poor frog, demented by
-vanity, burst himself open, and of course perished, in his
-impracticable efforts to swell himself to the unattainable size of the
-portly ox. Why this far-fetched and incredible story should ever have
-been invented for illustrating a matter of frequent occurrence among
-ourselves, I never could well understand. The constant puffings and
-swellings-out of thousands and tens of thousands of our own class, to
-attain dimensions which nothing but gum-elastic minds and bodies, or
-something still more expansive, could qualify them to attain, are
-quite sufficient, manifest, and ridiculous, to render useless all
-resort to the invention of fabulous tales&mdash;all appeal to the imagined
-follies and gratuitously assumed vices of brute-beasts, reptiles and
-insects, for the laudable purpose of proving that man himself is no
-better than a brute in many of his propensities and habits. As to his
-particular folly of trying to change himself into something which he
-never can be, why should fabulists or any others attempt to drag the
-poor monkeys, frogs, and other animals into such a co-partnery,
-without a solitary authenticated fact to warrant the imputation, when
-innumerable facts are daily occurring among ourselves, to satisfy even
-the most sceptical, both in regard to the indigenous growth of this
-folly, and of man's exclusive right to it. The Would Be's, in fact,
-are to be seen almost in every place, and in all the walks of life;
-but especially in villages, towns, cities, and at medicinal springs,
-for in these the chances of attracting notice being generally
-proportioned to the population, there will always be more
-notice-seekers&mdash;in other words, more Would Be's than elsewhere.</p>
-
-<p>Streets and public squares constitute the great outdoor theatre for
-their multiform exhibitions. The first you meet perhaps, is one who is
-enacting the profound thinker, although, probably, if the truth were
-known, not three ideas that could lead to any useful result, have ever
-crossed his brain, once a year, since he was born. His pace is slow,
-but somewhat irregular and zig-zag; his eyes are generally fixed on
-the ground, as it were geologizing; the tip of his fore-finger is on
-his nose, or his upper lip compressed between that finger and his
-thumb; the other hand and arm unconsciously swung behind his back; and
-so deep is his abstraction, that, should you be meeting him, you must
-step aside, or risk a concussion of bodies, which must end either in a
-fight or mutual apologies.</p>
-
-<p>The next sample, probably, may be in quite a different style, although
-equally burlesque and preposterous. This one may be striving to play
-the gentleman of high official station, or great celebrity for
-talents, learning, or some other attainment which deservedly elevates
-him in the estimation of mankind. But mistaking exterior appearances
-for sure manifestations of internal qualities and endowments, which he
-is incapable of acquiring, he foolishly imagines that by means of the
-former he can pass himself off for what he wishes. Thus you will meet
-him, strutting and swaggering along, most majestically, with head
-erect, elevated chest, and perpendicular body&mdash;with a face, the
-owl-like solemnity of which nothing but the look of that sapient
-animal itself can equal, and a pomposity of air and manner which says,
-as far as pantomime can express words&mdash;"Who but <i>I</i>&mdash;<i>I myself</i>&mdash;<i>I</i>;
-look at <i>me</i>, ye mean and contemptible fellows, one and all!"</p>
-
-<p>Pass him as soon as you have had your laugh out, and you will not go
-far before you will meet some other, probably quite dissimilar to both
-the others, although actuated by the same indomitable passion for
-conquering nature. The two former moved at a rate such as would suit a
-funeral procession; but your next man may be seen hurrying along with
-the speed of a courier despatched after an accoucheur, or for a doctor
-to one at the point of death. His legs are moving with the utmost
-rapidity short of running, and his feet are
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page364"><small><small>[p. 364]</small></small></a></span> thrown forward with
-a kind of sling, as if he were trying to kick off his shoes; while his
-arms, from the shoulder joint to the extremities, are alternately
-swung with a force and quickness of motion, as if he expected from
-them the same service that a boatman does from his oars. This worthy
-gentleman's highest ambition is, to be mistaken for a man nearly
-overwhelmed with business so multifarious and important, as scarcely
-to allow him time to eat or sleep, when it is very probable that he
-either has none at all, or none which would prevent him from moving
-quite as slowly as he pleased.</p>
-
-<p>When tired with contemplating what I will venture to call the
-physiognomy of walking, you may betake yourself to some large dinner
-party, should your good fortune have furnished you with an invitation.
-There you will rarely fail to have an <i>in-door</i> treat quite equal, if
-not superior to the former, in witnessing other modes developed by
-speech, in which "the Would Be's" betray their ruling passion&mdash;a
-treat, by the way, which some travesty wag has most maliciously called
-"<i>the feast of reason and the flow of soul</i>," when all who have ever
-tried it, perfectly well know, that in nineteen cases out of twenty,
-it is very little more than the flow of good liquor, and the feast of
-good viands&mdash;not that <i>I</i>, Mr. Editor, mean to object to <i>either</i>,
-when <i>used in a way</i> to heighten all the innocent enjoyments of social
-intercourse, without endangering health or shortening life, as they
-are too often made to do. But having been always accustomed to deem it
-very disgraceful for rational beings to rank either eating or drinking
-to excess among these enjoyments, I cannot forbear to enter my protest
-against any such misnomer. Might I be permitted here to say what
-should be the chief object of all social parties whatever, I would
-decide that it should be <i>mutual improvement</i>, and that the
-individuals who compose them should consider themselves as members of
-a kind of joint stock company, met, on such occasions, to perfect each
-other in their parts, as performers in the great drama of human
-life&mdash;that whenever called on <i>to act</i>, they might acquit themselves
-most naturally, agreeably, and usefully, both to themselves and
-others. Few indeed, "and far between," will be the dinner parties
-answering this description; for, in general, there are no social
-meetings at which you will find a greater assemblage of the Would
-Be's. Here you will often find very garrulous and deep critics in
-wine, who if the truth were known, would probably vastly prefer a
-drink of fourth proof whiskey, gin or brandy, to the choicest products
-of the best vineyards in the world. Occasionally you may also see
-exquisite amateurs of music, who, would they be candid, must plead
-guilty of utter ignorance on the subject, or confess a decided
-preference for some such old acquaintance as "Poor Betty Martin tip
-toe fine," or "Yankee Doodle," on a jews-harp or hurdy-gurdy, to the
-finest compositions of the most celebrated masters, performed by
-themselves, in their highest style, on their favorite instruments. A
-good assortment too of gormandizers is rarely wanting at such places;
-men whose gift of speech is never exercised but in praise of good
-cookery&mdash;whose mouths seem formed for little else than to eat and
-drink, and whose stomachs may truly be called "<i>omnibuses</i>," being
-depositories for full as great a variety of dead eatable substances,
-as the vehicles properly so called are of living bodies. The chief
-difference consists in the latter moving on four wheels&mdash;the former on
-two legs! There, likewise, may sometimes be seen the Virtuoso, "<i>rara
-avis in terris</i>," at least in our land, whose affected skill in
-ancient relics transcends, a sightless distance, that of the renowned
-Dr. Cornelius Scriblerus, the antiquary, rendered so famous by
-mistaking a barber's old rusty basin for an antique shield of some
-long deceased warrior.</p>
-
-<p>Although science and literature are articles generally in very bad
-odor, if not actually contraband in such assemblages, (bodies and not
-minds being the thing to be fed,) still both are now and then
-introduced, and rare work are made of them by the would be scholars.
-To the real scholar&mdash;the well educated gentleman, there cannot well be
-any more severe trial of his politeness and self-command, than is
-afforded by their ridiculous attempts to display their taste and
-erudition. But the farce, incomparably the best of the whole, will
-usually be enacted by the little party politicians, who almost always
-constitute a considerable portion of a dinner party in these times.
-With these the settling of their dinners is quite a secondary affair
-to the settling of our national affairs, a most important part of
-which duty they most patriotically take upon themselves. <i>Ex
-necessitate rei</i>, their vehement volubility, their ardent zeal,
-constantly blazes out with an intensity of heat in full proportion to
-the self-imputed share of each in our national concerns. With this
-volcanic fire burning in their bosoms, cotemporaneously with so large
-a portion of the government of fifteen millions of human beings
-pressing on their shoulders&mdash;gigantic though they be&mdash;it is truly
-amazing with what alacrity and perseverance they at the same time
-talk, eat, and decide on the most difficult problems in political
-science&mdash;the most complex and really doubtful measures of national
-policy and legislation&mdash;when their whole outfit for so arduous a work
-consists, in all human probability, of a few hours of weekly reading
-in some party newspaper, edited by some man equally conceited,
-ignorant, and opinionated with themselves.</p>
-
-<p>All this while, although the entertainer and a portion of his guests
-may be well qualified to sustain conversation both highly improving
-and interesting, <i>fashion</i> has vetoed the attempt&mdash;and they must
-either be silent, or join in the usual frivolous, desultory, and
-useless verbosity generally uttered on such occasions. Alas! that man,
-made after God's own image, and endowed with the noble gifts of
-speech, intellect, judgment, and taste, should so often and so
-deplorably abuse them.</p>
-
-<p>When satiated with the dinner party, should you still wish to see more
-of the Would Be's, hasten to the Soirée or the Squeeze, and you will
-<i>there</i> find fresh and most titillating food for your <i>moral</i> palate,
-if you will pardon the figure. All that is most exquisitely
-ridiculous, either in attitude, gesture, or language, may, not
-unfrequently, be there witnessed in its most comic, most
-laugh-provoking form. There you may often witness nearly every
-possible disguise under which vulgarity apes gentility&mdash;every
-imaginable grimace and gesticulation that can be mistaken for graceful
-ease of manner&mdash;and every style of conversation or casual remark which
-"the Would Be's" may imagine best calculated to substitute their
-counterfeit currency for <i>that</i> which is genuine and acceptable to
-all. In these motley assemblages
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page365"><small><small>[p. 365]</small></small></a></span> you may prepare to behold,
-among other sights, the now universally prevalent walk for fashionable
-ladies, in its highest style. This consists in a kind of indescribable
-twitching of the body, alternately to the right and left, which the
-gazing green-horns, not in the secret that <i>fashion commands it</i>,
-would surely mistake for the annoyance occasioned by certain pins in
-their dresses having worked out of place, and would accordingly
-commiserate rather than admire the supposed sufferers.</p>
-
-<p>But to cap the climax of these abortive contests against nature, you
-must move about until you come to the <i>rocking-chairs</i>, those articles
-which, in bygone times, were used only by our decrepid old ladies, or
-the nurses of infant children; but which, in our more refined age, are
-now deemed indispensable appendages of every room for entertaining
-company. When you come to one of these former depositories for nearly
-superannuated women and nurses of infants, instead of similar
-occupants to those of the olden time, you will find them sometimes
-occupied by those of "the woman kind" who are making their first
-fishing parties after "<i>a tang-lang</i>,"<small><small><sup>1</sup></small></small> and who have been taught to
-believe that a well turned ankle and pretty foot are very pretty
-things, the sight of which it would be quite unreasonable and selfish
-that the possessor should monopolize. But generally, the operatives in
-these quasi-cradles for decrepitude and helpless infancy, will be
-found to be youths of the male sex scarcely of age, and surrounded
-often by ladies old enough to be their mothers, and wanting seats&mdash;but
-wanting them in vain. These exquisite young gentlemen will always be
-found, when thus self-motive, so entirely absorbed, as to have
-forgotten completely not only the established rule, even in our rudest
-society, of offering our seat to any standing lady, but almost their
-own personal identity, which is frequently any thing but
-prepossessing. Rocking away at rail road speed, self-satisfied beyond
-the power of language to describe, with head thrown back, and
-protruded chin, "bearded like the pard," as much as to say, "Ladies,
-did you ever behold so kissable a face?&mdash;pray come try it"&mdash;they rock
-on to the infinite amusement, pity, or contempt of all beholders.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>1</sup></small> "Tang-lang." For this term and the little story in which
-it is introduced, I am indebted to that admirable writer Oliver
-Goldsmith; but before I give the tale itself, I must beseech your
-readers not for a moment to suspect me of any such treasonable design
-against the fair sex, as to represent all young ladies, upon their
-first entrance into company, as fishing for tang-langs. My purpose is
-merely to supply them with a few very useful moral hints, in the
-highly entertaining language of an author, who being "old fashioned,"
-may probably be little known to many of them. But now for the story.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"In a winding of the river Amidar, just before it falls into the
-Caspian sea, there lies an island unfrequented by the inhabitants of
-the continent. In this seclusion, blest with all that wild,
-uncultivated nature could bestow, lived a princess and her two
-daughters. She had been wrecked upon the coast while her children as
-yet were infants, who, of consequence, though grown up, were entirely
-unacquainted with man. Yet, inexperienced as the young ladies were in
-the opposite sex, both early discovered symptoms, the one of prudery,
-the other of being a coquet. The eldest was ever learning maxims of
-wisdom and discretion from her mamma, whilst the youngest employed all
-her hours in gazing at her own face in a neighboring fountain.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"Their usual amusement in this solitude was fishing. Their mother had
-taught them all the secrets of the art: she showed them which were the
-most likely places to throw out the line, what baits were most proper
-for the various seasons, and the best manner to draw up the finny
-prey, when they had hooked it. In this manner they spent their time,
-easy and innocent, till one day the princess being indisposed, desired
-them to go and catch her a sturgeon or a shark for supper, which she
-fancied might sit easy on her stomach. The daughters obeyed, and
-clapping on a goldfish, the usual bait on these occasions, went and
-sat upon one of the rocks, letting the gilded hooks glide down the
-stream.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"On the opposite shore, farther down at the mouth of the river lived a
-diver for pearls, a youth who, by long habit in his trade, was almost
-grown amphibious; so that he could remain whole hours at the bottom of
-the water, without ever fetching breath. He happened to be at that
-very instant diving, when the ladies were fishing with a gilded hook.
-Seeing therefore the bait, which to him had the appearance of real
-gold, he was resolved to seize the prize; but both hands being already
-filled with pearl-oysters, he found himself obliged to snap at it with
-his mouth; the consequence is easily imagined; the hook, before
-unperceived, was instantly fastened in his jaw; nor could he, with all
-his efforts or his floundering, get free.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"Sister, cries the youngest princess, I have certainly caught a
-monstrous fish; I never perceived anything struggle so at the end of
-my line before; come and help me to draw it in. They both now,
-therefore, assisted in fishing up the diver on shore; but nothing
-could equal their surprize upon seeing him. Bless my eyes! cries the
-prude, what have we got here? This is a very odd fish to be sure; I
-never saw any thing in my life look so queer; what eyes&mdash;what terrible
-claws&mdash;what a monstrous snout! I have read of this monster somewhere
-before, it certainly must be a tang-lang that eats women; let us throw
-it back into the sea where we found it.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"The diver in the mean time stood upon the beach, at the end of the
-line, with the hook in his mouth, using every art that he thought
-could best excite pity, and particularly looking extremely tender,
-which is usual in such circumstances. The coquet, therefore, in some
-measure influenced by the innocence of his looks, ventured to
-contradict her companion. Upon my word, sister, says she, I see
-nothing in the animal so very terrible as you are pleased to
-apprehend; I think it may serve well enough for a change. Always
-sharks, and sturgeons, and lobsters, and craw-fish, make me quite
-sick. I fancy a slice of this nicely grilled, and dressed up with
-shrimp sauce would be very pretty eating. I fancy too mamma would like
-a bit with pickles above all things in the world; and if it should not
-sit easy on her stomach, it will be time enough to discontinue it,
-when found disagreeable, you know. Horrid! cries the prude, would the
-girl be poisoned? I tell you it is a tang-lang; I have read of it in
-twenty places. It is every where described as the most pernicious
-animal that ever infested the ocean. I am certain it is the most
-insidious, ravenous creature in the world; and is certain destruction,
-if taken internally. The youngest sister was now, therefore, obliged
-to submit: both assisted in drawing the hook with some violence from
-the diver's jaw; and he, finding himself at liberty, bent his breast
-against the broad wave, and disappeared in an instant.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"Just at this juncture, the mother came down to the beach, to know the
-cause of her daughters' delay: they told her every circumstance,
-describing the monster they had caught. The old lady was one of the
-most discreet women in the world; she was called the black-eyed
-princess, from two black eyes she had received in her youth, being a
-little addicted to boxing in her liquor. Alas! my children, cries she,
-what have you done? The fish you caught was a man-fish, one of the
-most tame domestic animals in the world. We could have let him run and
-play about the garden, and he would have been twenty times more
-entertaining than our squirrel or monkey. If that be all, says the
-young coquet, we will fish for him again. If that be all, I'll hold
-three tooth-picks to one pound of snuff, I catch him whenever I
-please. Accordingly they threw in their lines once more, but with all
-their gliding, and paddling, and assiduity, they could never after
-catch the diver. In this state of solitude and disappointment they
-continued for many years, still fishing, but without success; till, at
-last, the Genius of the place, in pity to their distress, changed the
-prude into a shrimp, and the coquet into an oyster."</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>But in tender mercy to your own patience and that of your readers,
-both of which I have so severely taxed, I will conclude for the
-present, and remain your friend,</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>OLIVER OLDSCHOOL</small>.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page366"><small><small>[p. 366]</small></small></a></span>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect11"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>ON THE DEATH OF CAMILLA.</h4>
-<center>BY L. A. WILMER.</center>
-<br>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem11">
- <tr><td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Tis past; the dear delusive dream hath fled,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And with it all that made existence dear;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not she alone, but all my joys are dead,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For all my joys could live alone with her.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O, if the grave e'er claim'd affection's tear,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, loved Camilla, on thy clay-cold bed<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clothed with the verdure of the new-born year,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where each wild flower its fragrance loves to shed&mdash;<br>
- There will I kneel and weep, and wish myself were dead.<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Tis not for <i>her</i> I weep&mdash;no, she is bless'd;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A favor'd soul enfranchis'd from this sphere:<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A selfish sorrow riots in my breast;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mourn for woes that she can never share.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She sighs no more&mdash;no more lets fall the tear,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She who once sympathiz'd with every grief<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That tore this bosom, solac'd every care;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She whose sweet presence made all sorrows brief,<br>
- Ah, now no more to me can she afford relief.<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Around this world&mdash;(a wilderness to me,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not Petrea's deserts more forlorn or dread)<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I cast my eyes, and wish in vain to see<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those rays of hope the skies in mercy shed&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Each dear memorial of Camilla dead&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her image, by the pencil's aid retain'd,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sainted lock that once adorn'd her head,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These sad mementos of my grief, remain'd<br>
- To tell me I have lost what ne'er can be regain'd.<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On these I gaze, on these my soul I bend,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Breathe all my prayers, and offer every sigh;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With these my joys, my hopes, my wishes blend,&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For these I live&mdash;for these I fain would die;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These subject for my every thought supply&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her picture smiles, unconscious of my woe,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Benevolence beams from that azure eye,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From mine the tears of bitter anguish flow,<br>
- And yet she smiles serene, nor seems my grief to know!<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still let imagination view the saint,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The seraph now&mdash;Camilla I behold!&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such as the pen or pencil may not paint,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In hues which shall not seem austerely cold.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To fancy's eye her beauties still unfold.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What fancy pictures in her wildest mood,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What thought alone, and earth no more can mould<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was; with all to charm mankind endued,<br>
- Eve in her perfect state, in her once more renew'd!<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chang'd is the scene! The coffin and the tomb<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enfold that form where every grace combin'd!<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Death draws his veil&mdash;envelopes in his gloom<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The boast of earth&mdash;the wonder of mankind!<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She died&mdash;without reluctance, and resigned;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without reluctance, but one tear let fall<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In pity for the wretch she left behind,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To curse existence on this earthly ball&mdash;<br>
- One thought she gave to him, and then the heavens had all.<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who that hath seen her but hath felt her worth?<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who praise withholds, and hopes to be forgiven?<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her presence banish'd every thought of earth,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Subdued each wish unfit to dwell in heaven.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From all of earth her hopes and thoughts were riven,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She lived regardful of the skies alone;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A saint, but not by superstition driven,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not by the vow monastic, to atone<br>
- For sins that ne'er were hers,&mdash;for sins to her unknown!<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hers was religion from all dross refin'd,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A soul communing with its parent&mdash;God;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grateful for benefits and aye resigned<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To every dispensation of His rod.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pure and immaculate, life's path she trod&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Envy grew pale and calumny was dumb!<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Till drooping, dying&mdash;this floriferous sod,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this plain marble, point her lowly tomb;<br>
- Even here she still inspires a reverential gloom!<br>
-<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O lost to earth, yet ever bless'd,&mdash;farewell!<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This poor oblation to thy grave I bring;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O spotless maid, that now in heav'n dost dwell<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where choral saints and radiant angels sing<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The eternal praises of the Almighty king;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While this sad cypress and funereal yew<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unite their boughs, their gloom around me fling,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congenial glooms, that all my own renew;<br>
- I still invoke thy shade, still pause to bid adieu!</td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect12"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>SONNET.</h4>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem12">
- <tr><td>Science! meet daughter of old Time thou art,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who alterest all things with thy peering eyes!<br>
- Why prey'st thou thus upon the poet's heart,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vulture! whose wings are dull realities!<br>
- How should he love thee, or how deem thee wise,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who would'st not leave him in his wandering,<br>
- To seek for treasure in the jewell'd skies,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Albeit he soar with an undaunted wing?<br>
- Hast thou not dragg'd Diana from her car,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And driv'n the Hamadryad from the wood<br>
- To seek a shelter in some happier star?<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The gentle Naiad from her fountain flood?<br>
- The elfin from the green grass? and from me<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The summer dream beneath the shrubbery?</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<div align="right"><small>E. A. P.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect13"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>THE LAKE.</h4>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem13">
- <tr><td><small>On thy fair bosom, silver lake,<br>
- The wild swan spreads his snowy sail,<br>
- And round his breast the ripples break,<br>
- As down he bears before the gale.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Percival</i>.</small></td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-
-<p>The way we travelled along the southern shore of Lake Michigan was
-somewhat singular. There being no road, we drove right on the strand,
-one wheel running in the water. Thus we travelled thirty miles, at the
-rate of two miles an hour. In the lake we saw a great many gulls
-rocking on the waves and occasionally flying up into the air, sailing
-in circles, and fanning their white plumage in the sunshine.</p>
-
-<p>While thus slowly winding along the sandy margin of the lake we met a
-number of Pottowatimies on horseback in Indian file, men with rifles,
-women with papooses, and farther on we passed an Indian
-village&mdash;wigwams of mats comically shaped. This village stood
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page367"><small><small>[p. 367]</small></small></a></span>
-right on the shore of the lake; some Indian boys half-naked were
-playing in the sand, and an Indian girl of about fourteen was standing
-with arms folded looking towards the lake. There was, or I imagined
-there was, something in that scene, that attitude, that countenance of
-the Indian girl, touching and picturesque in the highest degree&mdash;a
-study for the painter.</p>
-
-<p>Alas&mdash;these Indians! the dip of their paddle is unheard, the embers of
-the council-fire have gone out, and the bark of the Indian dog has
-ceased to echo in the forest. Their wigwams are burnt, the cry of the
-hunter has died away, the title to their lands is extinguished, the
-tribes, scattered like sheep, fade from the map of existence. The
-unhappy remnant are driven onward&mdash;onward to the ocean of the West.
-Such are the reflections that came into my mind, on seeing the
-beautiful Pottowatimie of Lake Michigan.</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>C. C.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect14"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>THE HALL OF INCHOLESE.</h4>
-<center>BY J. N. McJILTON.</center>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem14">
- <tr><td><small>Host and guests still lingered there,<br>
- But host and guests were dead.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Old Ballad</i>.</small></td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-
-<p>Venice is the very <i>outrance</i>&mdash;<i>gloria mundi</i> of a place for fashion,
-fun and frolic. Does any one dispute it? Let him ask the San Marco,
-the Campanile, the iron bound building that borders one end of the
-Bridge of Sighs, or the Ducal Palace, that hangs like a wonder on the
-other. Let him ask the Arena de Mari, the Fontego de Tedeschi, or if
-he please, the moon-struck <i>Visionaire</i>, who gazed his sight away from
-Ponte de Sospiri, on the Otontala's sparkling fires, and if from each
-there be not proof, <i>plus quam sufficit</i>&mdash;why Vesuvius never
-illuminated Naples&mdash;that's all.</p>
-
-<p>Well! Venice is a glorious place for fashion, fun and frolic; so have
-witnessed thousands&mdash;so witnessed Incholese.</p>
-
-<p>Incholese was a foreigner&mdash;no matter whence, and many a jealous
-Venetian hated him to his heart's overflowing; the inimitable Pierre
-Bon-bon himself had not more sworn enemies, and no man that ever lived
-boasted more pretended friends, than did this celebrated operator on
-whiskey-punch and puddings.</p>
-
-<p>His house fronted the Rialto, and overlooked the most superb and
-fashionably frequented streets in Venice. His hall, the famed "Hall of
-Incholese," resort of the exquisite, and gambler's heaven, was on the
-second floor, circular in shape, forty-five feet in diameter. Windows
-front and rear, framed with mirror-plates in place of plain glass,
-completed the range on either side, all decorated with damask
-hangings, rich and red, bordered with blue and yellow tasselated
-fringe, with gilt and bronze supporters. It seemed more like a Senate
-hall, or Ducal palace parlor, than a room in the private dwelling of a
-gentleman of leisure&mdash;of "elegant leisure," as it was termed by the
-<i>politesse</i> of the <i>Republique</i>. A rich carpet covered the floor, with
-a figure in its centre of exactly the dimensions of the rotondo table,
-which had so repeatedly suffered under the weight of wine; to say
-nothing of the gold and silver lost and won upon its slab, sufficient
-to have made insolvent the wealthiest Crœsus in the land&mdash;in <i>any</i>
-land. Over this table was suspended a chandelier the proud Autocrat of
-all the Russias might have coveted; and forming a square from the
-centre, were four others, less in size, but equal in brilliancy and
-value. Mirrors in metal frames, and paintings of exquisite and costly
-execution, filled up the interstices between the windows.
-Chairs&mdash;splendid chairs, sofas, ottomans, and extra wine tables, made
-up the furniture of the Hall of Incholese. This Hall however was not
-the sole magnificence of the huge pile it beautified. Other and
-splendid apartments, saloons, galleries, etc., filled up the wings,
-and contributed to the grandeur of the building. Yet, strange to say,
-the proprietor, owner and occupier of this vast establishment, had no
-wife, to share with him its elegances&mdash;to mingle her sweet voice in
-the strains of purchased melody and revel, that made the lofty edifice
-often ring to its foundation. He had no wife. And why? Let the sequel
-of his history rehearse.</p>
-
-<p>Thousands flocked to this magnificent Hall&mdash;citizens, strangers,
-travellers; many drank, gambled, revelled&mdash;were ruined. Few left it
-but were blasted wrecks, both in health and fortune. Thousands left
-it, tottering from their madness, cursing the brilliant revel that
-lighted them to doom.</p>
-
-<p>Millions rolled into the coffers of Incholese; he seemed a way-mark
-for fortune&mdash;a moving monument of luck. Hundreds of his emissaries
-went out in different directions, and through different kingdoms,
-supplied with gold, for the purpose of winning more for their wealthy
-master. The four cardinals of the compass with all the intermediate
-points became his avenues of wealth.</p>
-
-<p>"Wealth is power"&mdash;Archimedes knew it when he experienced the want of
-means to make a lever long enough to reach beyond the power of this
-little world's attraction; and the ingenious Tippet often felt the
-inconvenience and uncomfortableness of the want of it in executing his
-admirable plans for perpetual motion.</p>
-
-<p>Incholese had wealth&mdash;he had power&mdash;<i>c'est un dit-on</i>. The Venetian
-Senate resolved on a loan from his ample store, and bowed obsequious,
-did every member, to the nod of the patron of the State. The Spanish
-minister forgot to consult as his only guide the <i>Squittinio della
-Liberta Veneta</i> and was seen whispering with Incholese; and instead of
-the Marquis of Bedmar, first minister to Flanders, the <i>primum mobile</i>
-received in mistake from Rome the hat of the cardinal. The fingers of
-a man of wealth turn every thing they touch to gold. We have said
-Incholese was a foreigner&mdash;so was the Spanish minister, and they
-whispered about more than State affairs and gold, though the gambler
-had gone deep into the pockets of the friend of his Catholic majesty.</p>
-
-<p>The Doge, Antonio Priuli, had a daughter, adopted or otherwise, who
-was considered by the most popular <i>amateurs</i> the perfection of
-beauty. She had more admirers than all the beauties of the Republic
-put together; but the scornful Glorianna looked with disdain upon them
-all. She curled her lip most contumeliously at the crowd of waiting
-votaries humiliated at her feet. Pride was her prevailing, her only
-passion; love and affection were strangers to her haughty nature. She
-reigned and ruled, the absolute queen, in thought, word and deed of
-the vast throng that followed in her footsteps, and fain would revel
-in her smile. Incholese attended in her train, and swore by the
-pontiff's mace, that he would give his right ear for a kiss from her
-sweet lips; he worried the saints with prayers and the priests with
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page368"><small><small>[p. 368]</small></small></a></span>
-bribes, to bring the haughty fair one to his arms, but prayers
-and bribes proved fruitless&mdash;the daughter of the Doge was above them
-all, and only smiled to drive her victim mad.</p>
-
-<p>Incholese was proud and spirited, and so completely was he irritated
-at the repeated efforts he made to gain a single hour's social
-converse with the lofty Helen of his hopes, that he vowed at last at
-the risk of a special nuncio from his Holiness to go the length of his
-fortune to bring her upon a level with himself if he remained in the
-parallax but fifteen minutes.</p>
-
-<p>The Spanish minister was married; but a star on the fashionable
-horizon higher than the Vesta of his own choice, prompted the proffer
-of his help, in the establishment of a medium point of lustre. The
-Senate did not assemble oftener to devise ways and means for the
-discharge of the public debt and for the safety of the State, than did
-Incholese and the minister, to humble the haughty heiress of the rich
-possessions of the Doge; and the conspiracy seemed as perilous and
-important as the great stratagem of the Duke de Ossumna against the
-government of Venice. A thousand plans were proposed, matured and put
-in execution, but their repeated failure served only to mortify the
-conspirators and make them more intent upon the execution of their
-plan. It was to no purpose that the Doge was invited <i>with his family</i>
-to spend a social hour, or that in return the invitation was given
-from the palace; the uncompromising object of innumerable schemes, and
-proud breaker of hearts, still kept aloof&mdash;still maintained her
-ascendancy.</p>
-
-<p>While these petty intrigues were going forward, a conspiracy of a more
-daring character was in the course of prosecution. It was nothing less
-than the conspiracy of the Spaniards against the government of
-Venice&mdash;a circumstance which at the present time forms no unimportant
-portion of Venetian history.</p>
-
-<p>Every thing by the conspirators had been secretly arranged, and
-Bedmar, notwithstanding his being among those who were deepest in the
-plot, never once hinted the subject to Incholese, though at the time
-they were inseparable companions, and co-workers in establishing a
-standard of beauty for the Italian metropolis. This however may be
-easily accounted for; he knew the government was debtor to Incholese;
-he knew also of the intimacy that existed between the Doge and the
-gambler, and he was too familiar with intrigue not to suspect a
-discovery when the secret should be in the knowledge of one so
-interested; he therefore bit his lip and kept the matter to himself.
-Had there been a no less villain than Bedmar in the conspiracy, the
-plot might have succeeded and the Spaniards become masters of Venice.
-But the heart of Jaffier, one of the heads of the conspiracy, failed
-him, and he disclosed to Bartholomew Comino the whole affair. Comino
-was secretary to the Council of Ten, which Council he soon assembled
-and made known the confession of Jaffier. Comino was young and
-handsome, and he took the lead in the discovery of the plot and
-bringing the conspirators to justice. His intercourse with the Doge
-was dignified and manly, and at such a time with such a man, the proud
-Glorianna condescended to converse. She was won to familiarity, and
-requested the secretary to call at her apartment and tell her the
-history of an affair, in which she, with all the household of the
-Doge, were so deeply interested. She insisted particularly that he
-should take the earliest opportunities to inform her of the further
-procedure of the Council with the faction. The secretary consented,
-and every intercourse tended to subdue her haughty spirit, and he was
-soon admitted to her friendship as an equal.</p>
-
-<p>Bedmar was disgraced and sent back to Spain in exchange for Don Louis
-Bravo, the newly appointed minister. Incholese followed the fallen
-Marquis with his hearty curse, and vowed if so deceived by man again,
-the villain's life should appease his hate. The conspirators who were
-not screened by office were executed, and peace and tranquillity were
-soon restored to the State. The new minister being averse to the
-society of gamesters, Incholese and himself could not be friends&mdash;a
-singular enough circumstance that a titled gentleman from the great
-metropolis of Spain should despise the friendship of a gentleman
-gambler, highly exalted as was the famous Incholese. Bartholomew
-Comino in the discharge of his official functions, was compelled to
-visit and exchange civilities with the popular gamester. Incholese had
-observed the condescension of the empress of his heart's vanity
-towards this individual, and determined to avail himself of his
-friendship. He solicited an introduction to the south wing of the
-palace of the Doge, and to the scornful Glorianna. The palace of the
-Doge he had frequently visited, and as often gazed, till sight grew
-dim, upon the celebrated south wing, where, in all the indolence of
-luxurious ease, reposed the object of his anxious thoughts.</p>
-
-<p>The last effort succeeded. Incholese was invited to the south
-wing&mdash;talked with Glorianna, who seemed another being since her
-intimacy with Comino&mdash;and resolved on a magnificent entertainment at
-his own Hall, where he knew the Doge and the most prominent members of
-the Senate would not refuse to give their attendance, and he devoutly
-hoped the influence of the secretary would bring the humiliated
-heiress. He was not disappointed. All came&mdash;all prepared for splendid revelry.</p>
-
-<p>Incholese had but one servant whom he admitted to his <i>sanctum
-sanctorum</i>, the only constant inmate of his house beside himself.
-Other servants he had to be sure, but they were employed only when
-occasion demanded them. Farragio was the prince of villains, and the
-only fit subject in Venice for a servant to the prince of gamesters.
-Eleven years he had waited on his table of ruin. His conscience had
-rubbed itself entirely away against his ebon heart and left a villain
-to the climax. He hated his master&mdash;hated his friends&mdash;hated the
-world&mdash;supremely hated mankind, and meditated deeds of blackest crime.
-Hell helped him in his malignant resolve, and the fell demon smiled
-when he whispered in his ear the sweet madness of revenge. Revenge for
-what? "Eleven years," said he, "I have labored in the kitchen of
-Incholese and performed his drudgery&mdash;eleven years I have been his
-messenger of good and evil. I have toiled and panted beneath my
-burdens of viands, rare and costly, and I have rested on my way with
-wine, and what I have devoured myself I have stolen&mdash;stolen and
-devoured in secret. I hate&mdash;hate&mdash;hate the world&mdash;and I will be&mdash;aye,
-<i>will</i> be revenged." He yelled with fiendish exultation at the thought.</p>
-
-<p>Three weeks before the time appointed for the great festival in the
-Hall, Farragio was alone in his kitchen
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page369"><small><small>[p. 369]</small></small></a></span> preparing his own
-supper&mdash;soliloquizing as usual on his lonely and miserable situation.
-He remembered his youthful sports on the banks of the grand canal, and
-thought over the time when his mother called him from his little
-gondola beneath the Rialto, and sold him to Incholese&mdash;sold him for a
-slave. Eleven years had brought him to the vigor of manhood, and
-strengthened the purpose he had formed in youth of gratifying when he
-had the opportunity the only feeling that occupied his heart&mdash;revenge.
-While occupied in retrospection and smiling with seeming joy in the
-thought of executing his purpose, the latch of the yard door raised
-and the door itself slowly moved upon its long iron hinges; when about
-half opened a little figure in black limped upon the threshold and,
-bowing to Farragio, took his station by his side.</p>
-
-<p>"Pretty warm for the season," said he, as he cast a glance at the fire
-where Farragio's supper was cooking.</p>
-
-<p>"Pretty warm," replied Farragio, raising his head from the fire and
-wiping the perspiration from his forehead. He eyed the little
-gentleman closely, and from the worn and threadbare appearance of his
-coat, began to entertain some doubts in his mind touching his probable
-respectability. After surveying the stranger longer than politeness
-required, suddenly recollecting himself he removed his eyes from his
-dress and asked,</p>
-
-<p>"Have you travelled far to-day, friend?"</p>
-
-<p>"Travelled! ha, ha, ha, ha; no, I have been at your elbow for a month."</p>
-
-<p>The eyes of the little gentleman flashed fire as he spoke, and
-Farragio for the first time in his life felt affrighted. He retreated
-a few steps and repeated with a trembling voice&mdash;"at my elbow for a
-month&mdash;fire and misery, how&mdash;how can that be? I&mdash;I&mdash;never saw you
-in&mdash;in my life before."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, Farragio," and he pronounced the name with great familiarity,
-"whether you ever saw me or not, I have been your constant attendant
-for a month past, and I have had a peculiar regard for you ever since
-you were born."</p>
-
-<p>Farragio's astonishment increased, and he gazed for some minutes in
-mute wonder upon the little stranger. A little reflection, however,
-soon restored his courage, and in an unusually authoritative tone he
-demanded the name of his visiter, and the purport of his singular and
-unceremonious visit.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" replied the little fellow with a careless shake of his head,
-"it's of no importance."</p>
-
-<p>By this time the supper was ready, and placing his dishes upon the
-table, Farragio invited his guest to partake of the fare, which
-consisted of ham and chicken, with cheese, hot rolls and tea.</p>
-
-<p>The little man did not wait for a second invitation, but immediately
-took his seat at the table and commenced breaking a roll with his fingers.</p>
-
-<p>"Will you take some ham?" asked Farragio in a tone of true
-hospitality, and appearing to forget that his guest was an intruder
-upon the peace of his kitchen.</p>
-
-<p>"Ham&mdash;no, no, no, I hate ham&mdash;hate it with a perfect hatred, and have
-hated it since the foun&mdash;foundation of the
-Chris&mdash;Chris&mdash;Christian&mdash;since the foundation of the world. The
-followers of Mahomet are right, and the outlaw Turk, that is outlawed
-by re&mdash;re&mdash;reli&mdash;religious dispensations, which are always arbitrary
-in the extreme, I say he displays more sound judgment than all the
-philosophers that ever lived, that is&mdash;I mean those of them who have
-ever had any thing to do with ho&mdash;ho&mdash;ugh&mdash;hog."</p>
-
-<p>Farragio helped himself largely to ham, swearing he was no follower of
-Mahomet, and if he was, and held emperorship from Mecca to Jerusalem,
-he'd eat ham till he died.</p>
-
-<p>The little stranger manifested no surprise at this bold speech of
-Farragio, but continued to eat his roll in a very business like manner.</p>
-
-<p>"Take some chicken," said Farragio after a short pause, which was
-permitted for the sake of convenience, "Take some chicken," and
-accompanying the request with an action suited to the unrestrained
-offering of a generous heart, he threw the west end of a rooster upon
-his plate.</p>
-
-<p>"Chicken&mdash;chicken&mdash;yes, I like chicken, so did Socrates like it.
-Socrates was a favorite of mine. When he was dying he ordered a cock
-to be sacrificed to Esculapius&mdash;poor fellow, he thought his soul would
-ascend through the flame up to the gods, but he was mistaken; his soul
-was safe enough in other hands."</p>
-
-<p>"I understood it sprouted hemlock," said Farragio knowingly.</p>
-
-<p>"And where?"</p>
-
-<p>"On the south side of the Temple of Minerva, wherever that was."</p>
-
-<p>"Who gave you the information?"</p>
-
-<p>"O, I&mdash;I saw&mdash;rea&mdash;hea&mdash;heard my master Incholese talk about once when
-he wished to appear like a philosopher before some of his company."</p>
-
-<p>"Who told him?"</p>
-
-<p>"Who? Why I've heard him say a thousand times that he was a real
-<i>Mimalone</i>, whatever that is, and for years had slept on <i>bindweed</i>
-and practised the arts of a fellow they call Dic&mdash;Dip&mdash;Dith&mdash;Dithy"&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"Dithyrambus I suppose you mean."</p>
-
-<p>"Aye, that's the fellow."</p>
-
-<p>"A particular friend of mine, I dined with him twice, and the last
-time left him drunk under the table."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>His</i> soul sprouted grapes I've heard, and was the first cause of
-vineyards being planted in Edge e&mdash;e&mdash;Edge"&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"Egypt you mean to say."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"That's not exactly correct, but it will answer about as well as any
-thing else."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you like cheese?"</p>
-
-<p>"I was formerly very fond of it, but I once saw Cleopatra, Mark
-Antony's magnet as she was called, faint away at the sight of a
-skipper, and since then I've only touched cheese at times, and then
-sparingly.&mdash;I saw ten million skippers at once fighting over a bit of
-cheese not bigger than your thumb in that same Cleopatra's stomach,
-and that too on the very night she dissolved her costly ear-bob to
-match old Mark's greatness. But I never said any thing about it."</p>
-
-<p>"You must be pretty old, I guess; I've often heard my master talk of
-that Clipatrick, and he said she died several hundred years ago. I've
-heard him say she was the very devil, and must have been trans,
-trans"&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"Transfused. I take the liberty of helping you along."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, transfused&mdash;her spirit transfused down through
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page370"><small><small>[p. 370]</small></small></a></span> mummies and
-the like, till it reached the old Doge's daughter, for he swears she's
-the very dev"&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"Don't take that name in vain too often; a little pleasantry is
-admissable, but jokes themselves turn to abuse when repeated too many
-times&mdash;say Triptolemus, a term quite as significant, and not so much used."</p>
-
-<p>"Triptolemus, hey&mdash;and who's Triptolemus? I don't mean him. I mean the
-old dev&mdash;devil himself." Farragio shuddered as he uttered the last
-words, for the countenance of his heretofore pleasant and good humored
-companion changed to a frown of the darkest hue, and Farragio imagined
-he saw a stream of fire issuing from his mouth and nostrils;
-terrified, he dropped his knife and fork, and fled trembling into the
-farthest corner of his kitchen.</p>
-
-<p>"Have you any wine?" asked the little gentleman, in a tone of
-condescension.</p>
-
-<p>"Plenty," was the emphatic reply of Farragio, willing to get into
-favor again at any price, and away he went in search of wine. It was
-with difficulty the article was obtained, and Farragio risked his neck
-in the enterprise&mdash;the wine vault in the cellar of Incholese was deep,
-and the door strongly fastened; he was therefore obliged to climb to
-the ceiling of the cellar, crawl between the joists of the building,
-and drop himself full ten feet on the inside. He however surmounted
-every obstacle, and procured the wine. On his return to the kitchen
-with four or five bottles, curiosity prompted him to wait awhile at
-the door before he opened it to ascertain what his little visiter was
-about. He heard a noise like a draught through a furnace, and thought
-he saw fire and smoke pouring through the pannels of the door. It was
-some time before he recovered sufficient courage to enter, and then
-only, after the door had been opened by the little gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Have you glasses?" said he, surveying the apartment, where none were
-to be seen, and Farragio having already commenced pouring the precious
-liquid into a cup, he added "I do not like to drink wine from a tea cup."</p>
-
-<p>"Glasses&mdash;glasses, I&mdash;we&mdash;no&mdash;yes&mdash;yes, plenty of them," and off he
-started to another apartment for glasses.</p>
-
-<p>"Now we'll have it," said the little gentleman; "wine is good for soul
-and body. I've seen two hundred and sixteen shepherdesses intoxicated
-at one time upon a mountain in Arcadia."</p>
-
-<p>"They enjoyed the luxury of drinking wine to the full, I suppose."</p>
-
-<p>"O, it's no uncommon thing&mdash;women love wine, and they're the best
-amateurs of <i>taste</i>,&mdash;but here's a health to Pythagoras, (turning off
-a glass,) a man of more affected modesty than sound judgment, but
-withal a tolerably clever sort of a fellow: I used to like him, and
-helped him to invent the word <i>philosopher</i>&mdash;it was a species of
-hypocrisy in us both. I never repented it, however, and have found it
-of much service to me, in my adventures upon this ugly world."</p>
-
-<p>"You invented the word philosopher. I thought it was in existence from
-the beginning of time; inventor of words, good gracious! what an
-employment; now if I may be so bold, what business do you follow?"</p>
-
-<p>"O, it's no matter. Pythagoras was a pretty good kind of a man, and"&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"I never heard of him; who was he any how?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! ha! ha! you've much to learn&mdash;Pythagoras was a hypocrite, but he
-gained an immortality by it."</p>
-
-<p>"How?"</p>
-
-<p>"How? why if you've brains enough to understand, I'll tell you. The
-learned before his day were called ΣΟΦΟΣ, that is, <i>wise</i>,
-what they really were; but professing not to like the appellation, and
-through my instrumentality I must confess, for I suggested it,
-proposed that they should be called ΦΙΛΟΣ <i>the friend</i>,
-ΣΟΦΙΑΣ <i>of learning</i>, hence the word <i>philosopher:</i> but it's
-no difference; names are arbitrary at any rate, and I like Pythagoras
-about as well as any of his cotemporaries; they were all deceitful,
-fond of flattery, and as jealous a set of villains as ever tried to
-rival each other out of fame. Did'nt they all imitate each other in
-some things, and at the same time swear that they differed, and each
-was the founder of his own especial system, which was distinct and
-separate from the rest, when the real truth was, they had all only
-parts of the same system; and by their rivalry and meanness in keeping
-the parts distinct, for fear of losing a little of what they thought
-was glory, they have prevented the world from understanding them ever
-since. I like hypocrisy, but I like it on a large scale. Your
-grovelling hypocrite has'nt a soul big enough to burn. Man is only a
-half-made creature at best. If I had the making of him, I'd&mdash;but
-you're asleep," said he, looking up at Farragio who was nodding over
-his wine. "My long discourse has wearied you."</p>
-
-<p>Farragio started. "No&mdash;O! no&mdash;not&mdash;not asleep. I was thinking
-that&mdash;thinking how that&mdash;I wondered how you liked the wine."</p>
-
-<p>"Very much, very much; that's good wine&mdash;here, try this, it's better
-than yours." Farragio drank of the little gentleman's glass, and soon
-felt the effects of the draught upon his brain. He fancied himself a
-lord: his guest persuaded him he was one, and a far better man than
-his master. "Yes," said he, springing upon his feet at the mention of
-his master's name&mdash;"and I swear by all the horrors of my servitude,
-that I will soon convince him of my superiority." The effort was too
-much for his relaxed muscles, and he fell full length upon the floor.
-The little gentleman very carefully assisted him in rising, and
-handing him to a chair, presented another glass to his lips. He
-pledged his soul in the bumper, and reeled a second time to the floor.
-It was now past midnight, and the little gentleman thought he had
-better retire; he did so, during the insensibility of Farragio, and
-left him to repose "alone in his glory."</p>
-
-<p>In the morning Farragio awoke sober, but his head ached violently; the
-lamp was still burning, and was the first thing to remind him of his
-last night's revel. After his surprise had abated, he examined the
-apartment to ascertain if the little gentleman had taken any thing
-away with him; he had left many of his master's fine dishes, and some
-silver spoons, in the kitchen, and felt anxious for their safety.
-Every thing was safe, and he pronounced the little stranger honest. In
-looking around he discovered a strange impression upon the floor, the
-print of a foot, circular, except at one point, where it branched out
-into four distinct toes, all of a size&mdash;the foot was about three
-inches in diameter. "Hang the rascal," he exclaimed, "I knew he had
-one short leg, but had I known he was barefoot I would have given him
-lodgings in the sewer."&mdash;"<i>In the sewer</i>" was
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page371"><small><small>[p. 371]</small></small></a></span> audibly echoed,
-and Farragio rushed from the room. The bell of his master's chamber
-rang. It reminded him that he was still a slave, and he went up
-cursing his fate and vowing an eternity of revenge.</p>
-
-<p>For two or three days the little gentleman kept his distance, and
-Farragio bore the wine and its etceteras to his master's table
-unmolested, save by the discontented spirit that struggled in his
-bosom, and brooded over the deadly purpose it had given birth to.
-Farragio felt himself to be the meanest of slaves, but he possessed an
-ambition superior to his servitude. His intercourse with his little
-mysterious visiter, if it had failed to teach him the meaning of
-philosophy, had learned him to philosophize. "If," said he, "I am to
-wear the chain that binds me to my master's service, why do the
-feelings of my bosom prompt me to despise it? When I was young, I was
-happy in the yoke I wore, but years have brought another feeling, and
-I despise the yoke, and hate&mdash;<i>hate</i> the hand that fixed it on me. My
-curses cannot reach the mother that was so heartless as to make
-merchandize of her child, but my revenge shall fall on Incholese, my
-master&mdash;<i>master</i>, despicable word&mdash;and if it must exist, I'll be
-master and Incholese, aye Incholese, shall be my slave; the hand of
-death can hold him passive at my feet. Deep and deadly as my hate,
-shall be the revenge I seek&mdash;and by my soul I swear!"&mdash;A voice
-repeated "<i>thy</i> soul!" and the little gentleman in black was before
-him. Farragio, provoked beyond endurance at his intrusion, bit the
-blood from his lip with rage, and attempted to hurl him from his
-presence; thrice he essayed to seize him by the throat, but thrice he
-eluded the grasp, and the foaming Farragio beat upon the empty air;
-wearied with his exertion he sought a moment's respite and sunk upon a chair.</p>
-
-<p>"It's my turn now," said the little gentleman, "and your fury, my dear
-fellow, will quickly give place to repentance. Go&mdash;faithless to thy
-oath&mdash;wait still upon thy master." For three days and nights the
-figure of the little gentleman, perfect in all its parts, kept before
-him; it was beside him at his meals, and floated in the wine he
-carried to the hall. In every drop that sparkled in the goblet the
-little figure swam&mdash;his threadbare coat and club foot were outlined in
-admirable distinctness, and the contumelious smile that followed the
-threat he made in the kitchen, played upon his lips in insupportable
-perfection: the figure was shadowed in the tea he drank and seemed
-tangible in the empty dish; it clung like vermin to his clothes, was
-under his feet at every step, dangled pendulous from his nose and was
-snugly stowed away in both its nostrils. Farragio felt him continually
-crawling upon the epidermis of his arms and legs, and carried him
-between his fingers and his toes. The figure danced in visible shadow
-upon the very expressions that fell from his lips, and roosted in
-number as an army upon the tester of his bed. Did the bell of his
-master summon him to his chamber or the hall, the figure, large as
-life, was in the door way to impede his passage; if he went to either
-place, it was between him and his master or with whomsoever else he
-was engaged. His goings out and his comings in, his lyings down and
-his risings up, were all molested by this singular Protean thing,
-which, though always the same figure, accommodated itself to any size.
-If he laid his hand upon any of the furniture of his kitchen, or felt
-in his pocket for his penknife or his toothpick, his fingers were sure
-to encounter the elastic contour of his accommodating but most
-uncomfortable companion. On the third day his torment was
-excruciating, and the poor wretch seemed about to expire in
-unsufferable misery.</p>
-
-<p>"Wretch that I am!" he exclaimed, when alone in his nether
-apartment&mdash;"Wretch that I am, born to misfortune and tormented while
-living by the execrable brood of hell." "<i>Execrable brood of hell!</i>"
-sang the little gentleman with a most musical sneer, as he rolled from
-all parts of the body of his victim and appeared in <i>propria persona</i>
-before him.</p>
-
-<p>"I meant no offence," roared the affrighted Farragio.</p>
-
-<p>"Nor is it taken as such," replied his polite tormentor, who appeared
-to be in a very pleasant humor, accompanying every word with a most
-condescending smile. Farragio stammered out "I was&mdash;you know
-when&mdash;sir&mdash;you are acquain&mdash;that is you&mdash;you remember&mdash;remember the
-advice you gave me on the night when&mdash;I sa&mdash;you said I ought to be
-re&mdash;re&mdash;rev"&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"Revenged."</p>
-
-<p>"Exactly."</p>
-
-<p>"To blood."</p>
-
-<p>"Aye, and more than blood."</p>
-
-<p>"What! would you touch the soul?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, and punish it forever."</p>
-
-<p>"Would you have it transformed to millions of animalculæ, each to teem
-with life, and sensation the most acute, and continued in pain
-throughout eternity?"</p>
-
-<p>"Aye, and longer, and for such sweet revenge I'd punish my own soul
-with his."</p>
-
-<p>"Meet me to-morrow night, we'll fix it; success is certain."</p>
-
-<p>Farragio hesitated, he was afraid of his accomplice; more than once he
-had suspected the smell of brimstone, and would have given worlds to
-be relieved from such acquaintanceship.</p>
-
-<p>"Meet me to-morrow night," repeated the impatient little gentleman in
-a voice of thunder.</p>
-
-<p>"At what hour?"</p>
-
-<p>"Nine."</p>
-
-<p>Farragio was about to offer an excuse, but the threatening aspect of
-his companion, and the remembrance of his misery warned him to
-acquiesce. He replied "I'll meet you," and the little gentleman
-disappeared.</p>
-
-<p>At nine the confederates met, punctual to their engagement. Farragio
-was there through fear, the little stranger to effect some deeply
-hidden purpose. They talked of science and the arts, of philosophers,
-philosophy and religion. The little gentleman appeared to be perfect
-master of every subject, and astonished Farragio with his loquacity.
-He drank wine, and was much more familiar than at any previous visit;
-he sang, danced and left the impression of his foot as before.
-Farragio had prepared for the entertainment of his guest, and for two
-hours they rioted in the profusion of sweetmeats and wine, furnished
-from the sideboard and cellar of Incholese. At length said the little
-gentleman, "Mr. Farragio, I am happy of your acquaintance."</p>
-
-<p>"Not at all," answered Farragio, whose vanity had been considerably excited.</p>
-
-<p>"And you shall be happy of mine."</p>
-
-<p>"And if my revenge shall be fully and entirely gratified, I'll thank
-you from my soul."</p>
-
-<p>"And <i>with</i> your soul."</p>
-
-<p>"With all my soul."</p>
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page372"><small><small>[p. 372]</small></small></a></span>
-<p>"Then we are friends for ever. Hear me&mdash;In a short time
-Incholese will hold a magnificent entertainment; nothing like it has
-ever happened in Venice since I have been interested for the welfare
-of its people. The great hall will be crowded with visiters&mdash;the four
-splendid chandeliers will be lighted, and without doubt the hall shall
-glitter more brilliant than the jewelled cavern of Aladdin. The
-beautiful, the young, the gay, will be there, and in the midst of the
-merriment old age will forget its infirmities and leap like youth. The
-old, however, will get weary and retire. When the Doge and his
-attendants have gone, pour the contents of this vial into the wine you
-carry up, and the morning will afford your heart a brimming revenge.
-Venice is just restored to tranquillity; the plot of the foolish
-Bedmar and his more foolish associates has failed, and the reason why
-I will tell you&mdash;it was, because I was not consulted; the conspirators
-relied in their own cunning and strength and were justly disappointed.
-The guardian genius of this republic and of all republics can be
-overcome, and prostrated by a power not inferior to my own, but times
-and seasons and circumstances must be consulted if even I succeed. Our
-little plot is of far less import, and with the exception of the Doge
-and a few of the high officers we can sweep the hall. Be firm to the
-purpose. Give them the contents of the vial in their wine, and in
-three nights after I will show you the souls of all, and then you may
-roll in vengeance for your wrongs. Farewell, Farragio; remember to
-follow strictly my injunctions." It was past midnight, and without
-another word the little gentleman took his leave.</p>
-
-<p>Time rolled heavily along, and nothing but the bustle of preparation
-enabled Farragio to endure its tardiness.</p>
-
-<p>The eventful evening came. The Doge with the members of the Senate and
-their wives, and many distinguished citizens and their families,
-graced the sumptuous feast. Comino, according to promise, led in the
-beautiful Glorianna. The chandeliers blazed like jasper in the
-sunbeams, and threw additional charms from their lustre around the
-"fairest of the fair." She walked amid their light&mdash;proud as the
-Egyptian queen whose beauty made slaves of kings and brought
-conquerors at her feet. Lightly went the revel on; song and wine
-followed each other in quick succession; each guest seemed gayest of
-the gay, and gave heart and soul to the bewitching joy.</p>
-
-<p>The Doge retired, the elder citizens soon followed; one by one they
-dropped off till youth alone was left to roll the revel anthem on&mdash;and
-loud and long it rang, till merry peals broke on the morning's verge.</p>
-
-<p>Farragio, true to his hellish purpose, mingled the contents of the
-vial with the wine. All drank&mdash;and as if by the power of enchantment
-were hurried on to doom.</p>
-
-<p>In the morning, smiles were on their marble lips. Incholese sat like
-one rapt in ectsacy, and Glorianna's fingers were still upon the harp
-whose melody had charmed the host to bliss&mdash;a silent throng they
-lingered there.</p>
-
-<p>The little gentleman was also true to his appointment&mdash;in three days
-he showed to Farragio the souls of his enemies. But his own looked
-from its infernal abode upon those&mdash;in a place of less torment than
-the bottomless abyss that foamed its fury upon him.</p>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect15"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>A LEAF FROM MY SCRAP BOOK.</h4>
-<br>
-
-<p>My friend Bob for the most part made verses in commendation of the
-eyes and cheeks of Betty Manning. After her death, however, he at
-times left these to the worm, and wrote upon other matters.</p>
-
-<p>One thing for which Bob was renowned was his disregard of everything
-like accuracy in his literary statements, and in his quotations from
-books. I find the following singular note appended to a little poem
-which with many others, fell to my care at his death.</p>
-
-<p>"The flight of the Huma is in so rarified an atmosphere, that blood
-oozes from its pores; its plumage is constantly colored with it. The
-eyes, too, of this comrade of the clouds, unlike those of the eagle or
-hawk, have a sorrowful and lack lustre appearance."&mdash;<i>Spix</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Bob must have found this note on the same page with the description of
-the "Chowchowtow." But that is no business of mine.</p>
-
-<p>The verses to which the above note was appended were headed "<i>The
-Huma</i>."</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem15">
- <tr><td>Mark how the sun flush dyeth<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Earth and sky!<br>
- Bravely yon Huma flyeth<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lone and high.<br>
- Thine is a flight of glory<br>
- Bold bird of the bosom gory,<br>
- And mournful eye!&mdash;what story<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hath that eye?<br>
- What tale of sorrow telleth<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That bosom?&mdash;Hark!<br>
- In yon high bright breast dwelleth<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pain low and dark.<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O is it not thus ever<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With human bard?<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His wings of glory quiver<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By no mist marred;<br>
- The clouds' high path he shareth,<br>
- His breast to heaven he bareth&mdash;<br>
- And a regal hue it weareth&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But&mdash;dark reward!<br>
- 'Tis blood his breast that staineth&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His own hot blood.<br>
- Over thought's high realm he reigneth<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His heart his food.</td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect16"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>THE CORPUS JURIS.</h4>
-<br>
-
-<p>The "<i>Corpus Juris</i>," which is written in Latin, has never been
-translated into any living tongue; yet it is the basis of law in
-nearly all Europe and America. It was written by Tribonien,
-Theophilus, Dorotheus, and John, and although called The Roman Law, is
-in nothing Roman but the name. It is in four parts&mdash;Institutes,
-Pandects or Digests, The Code, and The Novel Law. This celebrated book
-is full of pedantry, and abounds in the most whimsical platitudes. For
-example, in the chapter, "De patria potestate," 'The father loses his
-authority over the son in many ways, firstly, when the father dies,
-secondly, when the son dies,' &amp;c. There is a Greek version of the
-Institutes by Angelus Politianus.</p>
-<br>
-<br>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page373"><small><small>[p. 373]</small></small></a></span>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect17"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>A LOAN TO THE MESSENGER.</h4>
-<center><small>NO. III.</small></center>
-<br>
-
-<p>The following is from a poet of no ordinary talent, whose main fault
-is indolence. He gave it me for my collection, where I believe it has
-slumbered until now, since its conception. I think it a very pretty
-song, and hope it will be a favorite with your readers, to whom I lend
-it for May.</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>J. F. O.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<a name="sect18"></a>
-<h5>TO &mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash;.</h5>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem16">
- <tr><td>Come, fill the bowl,&mdash;'twill win a smile<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To glad once more your drooping brow,<br>
- Nor scorn the spell that can beguile<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One thought from all that wrings you now!<br>
- For who, in worlds so sad as this,<br>
- Would lose e'en momentary bliss?<br>
-<br>
- Come,&mdash;touch the harp,&mdash;its notes will bring<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At least a wreck of happier years,&mdash;<br>
- The songs our childhood, used to sing,&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Its artless joys,&mdash;its simple tears.<br>
- How blessed, if weeping could restore<br>
- Those bright glad days that come no more!<br>
-<br>
- Then touch the harp! and free and fast<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The tears I fain would weep shall flow:<br>
- And fill the bowl! the last, the last!<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then back to Life's deceitful show!<br>
- And waste no more a single tear<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On Life, whose joys are sold so dear!</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<div align="right"><small>GEORGE LUNT.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect19"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>GERMAN LITERATURE.</h4>
-
-<blockquote><small><i>A Lecture on German Literature, being a Sketch of its history from
-its origin to the present day, delivered by request, before the
-Athenæum Society of Baltimore, on the 11th of February 1836, by G<small>EORGE</small>
-H. C<small>ALVERT</small>, Translator of Schiller's Don Carlos: now first published.</i></small></blockquote>
-<br>
-
-<p>A nation's literature is the embodied expression of its mind. That in
-a people, there be impulse, depth, individuality enough to give clear
-utterance to its thoughts, passions, and aspirations, and that these
-have the distinctness and consistency necessary to mould them into
-definite forms, denotes a degree of mental endowment and cultivation
-traceable in but few of the nations of whose history we have record.
-But few have attained to the creation and enjoyment of a literature.
-Regions of the globe there are, whole continents indeed of its
-surface, hitherto inhabited by races of men, who, like the
-cotemporaneous generations of brute animals, have only lived and died,
-leaving behind them nought but a tradition of their
-existence,&mdash;communities, in which the essentially human was too feebly
-developed to erect the brain-built structures, which, while they
-preserve and refine the spirit whence they arise, from it derive the
-indestructible character that perpetuates them, as honorable monuments
-of the past, and for the present ever-open temples whither the wise
-resort for worship and inspiration.</p>
-
-<p>Out of the darkness that envelops all else of the primeval ages, the
-words of the Jewish writers shine upon the minds of every successive
-generation as brightly and fixedly as do the stars from the mysterious
-heavens upon the shifting appearances of our shallow earth; and the
-books of the Old Testament stand, the sole human relics of eldest
-time, as lofty objects of admiration to the literary as they are of
-wonder to the religious. Of the architectural and sculptural creations
-of the gifted Greeks, embodied in perishable marble, but a few
-fragments have been saved from the consuming breath of time; but in
-the poet's lines, fresh and perfect, lives the spirit which produced
-them. As audible and musical as is to-day the murmur upon the Chian
-shore of the same waves to which Homer listened, is still the sound of
-Grecian song, imparting through our ears as deep and new a pleasure as
-it did to those who fought at Salamis. The conquests Cæsar made with
-his sword, a few centuries wiped from the face of the earth, but time
-has not touched and cannot touch those of his pen; and, though the
-language wherein the imperial chiefs of Rome gave orders to the
-prostrate world, has passed from the mouths of men, so long as they
-shall value beauty and wisdom, will the cherished lines of Tacitus and
-of Virgil be reproduced for their enjoyment.</p>
-
-<p>Of the many nations of antiquity, these three are the only ones that
-possessed enough of mind to have each a distinct literature.</p>
-
-<p>Within a much shorter space of time than elapsed between the birth of
-Moses and the birth of Seneca, have grown up to the maturity needed
-for the cultivation of letters, double the number of modern nations,
-separately formed out of the deposites of northern hordes, who,
-overrunning central and southern Europe, settled upon the mouldering
-strata of the Roman Empire, infusing apparently by their mixture with
-the conquered people, a new vigor into the inhabitants of these
-regions. As the states of modern Europe date their origin from the
-confused period of this conquest, so does the literature of each trace
-its birth to the same, presenting in its history a bright and
-elaborate picture, standing forth on a rude and dark back ground.</p>
-
-<p>Notable among them, for the depth and nature of its foundations, for
-the character of the influences which affected its progress, for the
-richness and fullness of its late development, and for its present
-power upon the general mind of the human race, is the literature of
-Germany. Little more than a sketch of its history is all that I can on
-this occasion undertake.</p>
-
-<p>In order to present to your minds an outline whereby will be rendered
-easier the following of its course from its rise to the present day, I
-will, in the first place, label three great epochs in its progress,
-with the names which made them epochs. Of the first, however, can be
-given but the name of the work, that of its author being unknown. I
-allude to the <i>Nibelungenlied</i>, the Song of the Nibelungen, the great
-Epic of the Germans, written about the beginning of the thirteenth
-century, more than a hundred years before the birth of Chaucer. Luther
-makes the second epoch, and Goethe represents the third. We have here
-a period embracing six hundred years. But long before the production
-of the <i>Nibelungenlied</i>, and the cotemporaneous lyrical poetry,
-letters were cultivated in Germany and books written, which, though
-containing nothing worthy of preservation, deserve to be considered
-and respected as bold forerunners, that fitted the Germans to value
-the singers of the Nibelungen period, while for these they cultivated
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page374"><small><small>[p. 374]</small></small></a></span>
-the language into the degree of flexibility and fullness
-required for the medium of poetry. Charlemagne, who in the eighth
-century, conquered and converted Germany to Christianity, established
-schools in the monasteries, caused to be collected the ancient songs
-and laws, ordered the preaching to be in German, and had translations
-made from Latin. As the immediate result of this beginning, chronicles
-and translations in verse of the Bible, were written by the inmates of
-monasteries during the ninth, tenth, and eleventh centuries.</p>
-
-<p>The first period of German literature, I have named after the
-<i>Nibelungenlied</i>, a work which is not only the greatest of its age,
-but stands alone and unapproached as a national epic in the literature
-of all modern Europe. This period is commonly called the Swabian, from
-the influence of the Swabian line of emperors, who commenced to reign
-as emperors of Germany in the twelfth century, and who, by their
-zealous and judicious encouragement of letters, made the Swabian
-dialect prevail over the Franconian, which had hitherto been
-predominant. In the Swabian dialect is written the Song of the
-Nibelungen, which, like the Iliad&mdash;according to the well supported
-theory of the great German philologist Wolff&mdash;is wrought into a
-compact whole out of the traditions, songs and ballads, current at the
-time of its composition. The name Nibelungen, is that of a powerful
-Burgundian tribe, whose tragic fate is the subject of the poem.
-Nibelungen is obviously a name derived from the northern mythology,
-and is transferred to the Burgundians, when these get possession of
-the fatal Nibelungen hoard of treasure. The time is in the fifth
-century, and the scene is on the Rhine and afterwards on the frontier
-of Hungary and Austria.</p>
-
-<p>Chriemhild, a beautiful daughter of a king of the Burgundians, is
-wooed and won by Siegfried, a prince of Netherlands, who possesses an
-invisible cloak, a sword of magic power, the inexhaustible hoard of
-the Nibelungen, and, like Achilles, is invulnerable except in one
-spot. Brunhild, a princess, endowed, too, with supernatural qualities,
-weds at the same time king Gunther, Chriemhild's brother; having been
-won by force by Gunther, aided by Siegfried. Jealousy and discord grow
-up between the two princesses, and reach such a pitch, that Brunhild
-plots against the life of Siegfried, and has him treacherously
-assassinated by the brothers of his wife, who wound him through the
-vulnerable spot between his shoulders. After years of grief, during
-which she harbors designs of vengeance, Chriemhild accepts, as a means
-of avenging her wrongs, the offer of the hand of Etzel, king of the
-Huns, the Attila of history, and leaving Gunther's court, accompanies
-Etzel to Hungary. Hither, after a time, she invites with his
-champions, Gunther, who in the face of dark forebodings, accepts the
-invitation, and with a chosen army of Nibelungen, comes to Etzel's
-court, where by Chriemhild's contrivance, he and all his band are
-enclosed in an immense Minster and therein slain.</p>
-
-<p>Such is the outline of the story of this poem, which consists of
-thirty-nine books, or <i>Adventures</i>, as they are called, extending to
-nearly ten thousand lines. Over the whole hangs the dark northern
-mythology, under whose mysterious influences the action proceeds. The
-narrative is full of life and picturesque beauty. The story is
-developed with life-like truth and sequence, and with a unity of
-design unsurpassed in any poetic work. Naif simplicity and tragic
-grandeur unite to give it attraction.</p>
-
-<p>At the time when the song of the Nibelungen was written, Germany was
-richer than any European country in poetic literature. Besides this
-great Epic, many poems of an epic character were written, relating, in
-addition to national themes, to Charlemagne and his knights, King
-Arthur and his round table, and others noted in the times of chivalry.
-There too flourished the <i>Minnesinger</i>, that is, love-singers, numbers
-of them knights and gentlemen, who, in imitation of the Troubadours of
-southern France, cultivated poetry and sang of love and war. The
-characteristics of the <i>Minnelieder</i>, or love songs, are simplicity,
-truth, and earnestness of feeling, joined with beautiful descriptions
-of nature. The golden age of German romantic poetry, was in the
-beginning of the thirteenth century. After the fall of the
-Hohenshauffen family from the imperial throne in the middle of this
-century, anarchy and civil war prevailed for a time in Germany. The
-nobility, given up to petty warfare, soon fell back from the state of
-comparative culture to which, by devotion to poetry, they had
-ascended, into rudeness and grossness.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile the towns, particularly the imperial cities, which were
-directly under the emperor, were growing into importance. In these the
-civilization of the age centered. To them too, Poetry fled for
-preservation, and, deserted by nobles, took refuge with mechanics. And
-in a spirit that cannot be too warmly praised, was she welcomed.
-Zealously and earnestly did the worthy shoemakers, and carpenters of
-Nüenberg, Augsburg, Strasburg, and other towns betake themselves to
-reading poetry, and writing verse,&mdash;for with all their good will and
-zeal and laborious endeavors, they could produce only a mechanical
-imitation of their predecessors. Nevertheless, much good did they do.
-For carrying on the business of verse-making, they formed themselves
-into guilds or associations, on the principle of those established by
-the different trades: hence their name of master-singers, an
-apprenticeship being required for admission into the guild. So
-respectable and so much respected were these associations, that
-knights and priests did not disdain to belong to them. Thus did the
-master-singers, though ungifted with the soul of poetry which animated
-the Minnesingers, keep alive the love of literature and preserve as it
-were its body. Their most prosperous period was in the 15th century,
-when several of their number laid the foundation of the German Drama,
-and by their writings, particularly the satirical, contributed to
-prepare the German mind for the influence of Luther. Especially
-distinguished were men with the unmusical names of Hans Folks, Hans
-Rosenplüt, and Hans Sacks. The last,&mdash;an industrious shoemaker who
-still found time to write numberless dramas, not without wit, spirit
-and invention,&mdash;still holds an honorable place in German Literature.</p>
-
-<p>During the same period, the result of the tendency to intellectual
-developement then manifested throughout Europe,&mdash;were first founded in
-Germanic Universities. The oldest is that of Prague, established by
-Charles IV in 1345. In imitation of it, that of Heidelberg was founded
-in 1386; and in the following century they multiplied all over
-Germany. Their effects were for a time injurious. By introducing
-Latin, they brought <span class="pagenum"><a name="page375"><small><small>[p. 375]</small></small></a></span>
-contempt upon the native language, and as a
-consequence, contempt also upon native poetry. This influence lasted
-until within less than a century of the present time. It is only
-indeed fifty years since the practice, for a long while universal, of
-lecturing in Latin, was entirely disused in the universities of
-Germany. As the universities rose, literature sank. Latin usurped the
-place of German: scholastic philosophy, theology, jurisprudence, and
-medicine with its kindred studies,&mdash;for, as yet there was no science,
-engrossed these seats of mental labor. But even in the early stage of
-their existence, while delving blindly at veins, many of them not
-destined ever to yield a precious metal, they have a claim to be
-regarded with honor and thankfulness, not only as the sources of so
-much after-fertility, but that within their walls was disciplined and
-instructed, and stored with the manifold learning which made more
-fearful its gigantic powers, that mind whose startling flashes fixed,
-in the opening of the 16th century, the gaze of the world it was about
-to overspread with a purifying conflagration. In 1503 was first heard
-in public, lecturing in the university of Erfurt, on the physics and
-ethics of Aristotle, the voice of Martin Luther.</p>
-
-<p>On the long undulating line of human progression, here and there
-appear, at wide distances apart, men, in whom seem to centre,
-condensed into tenfold force, the faculties and spirit of humanity,
-apparently for the purpose of furthering by almost superhuman effort,
-its great interests,&mdash;men who, through the union of deep insight with
-wisest action, utter words and do deeds, which so touch, as with the
-hand of inspiration, the chords of the human heart, that their fellow
-men start up as though a new spring were moved in their souls, and,
-shaking off the clogging trammels of custom, bound forward on their
-career with freer motion and wider aim. High among these gifted few,
-stands Luther,&mdash;the successful assertor, in the face of deeply founded
-and strongly fortified authority, of mental independence. This is not
-the occasion to dwell on the keen sagacity, the wise counsel, the
-hardy acts, the stern perseverance, the broad labors, wherewith this
-mighty German made good his bold position, and, partly the
-trumpet-tongued spokesman, and partly the creator of the spirit of his
-age, so powerfully affected the world's destiny. I have here to speak
-of his influence upon the literature of Germany. That influence was
-twofold. First, by the mental enfranchisement&mdash;whereof he was the
-agent and instrument&mdash;of a large mass of the German people, he gave an
-impetus to thought and a scope to intellectual activity, and thereby
-opened up the deep springs of the German mind; and secondly, by one
-great and unsurpassed literary effort, he fixed the language of his
-country. The bold spirit of inquiry, of which he set the example with
-such immense consequences&mdash;and with such immense consequences because
-it was congenial to his countrymen,&mdash;has been the chief agent in
-working out the results that in our age have given to German
-literature its elevated rank: while upon the dialect which, two
-hundred years after his death, was the pliant medium for the thoughts
-of Kant and the creations of Goethe, he exerted such a power, that it
-is called Luther's German.</p>
-
-<p>When Luther began to preach and to write, Latin was the language of
-the learned. Towards the end of the 15th century, that is, about the
-period of his birth, unsuccessful attempts were made to circulate
-translations of the ancient classics. The translations found few
-readers and made no impression. Cotemporaneous with Luther, and a
-forerunner of the great Reformer in attacking with boldness and skill
-the usurpations of the Roman hierarchy, was Ulrich von Hutten, a name
-much honored in Germany. But he wrote excellent Latin and wretched
-German. The union in one man of the power to fix upon himself, and
-hold as by a spell, the minds of his countrymen, with the power of a
-language-genius over his native tongue&mdash;a union consummated in
-Luther&mdash;was required, to raise the German language from its degraded,
-enfeebled condition, to its due place, as the universal medium of
-intercommunication among Germans of all classes.</p>
-
-<p>About this time, two dialects contended for supremacy&mdash;if in a period
-of such literary stagnation their rivalry can be termed a contest.
-These were, the Low German, prevalent in Westphalia and Lower Saxony,
-and the High German, spoken in Upper Saxony. The latter had just
-obtained the ascendancy over the former in the Diet and the Courts of
-Justice. The High German, therefore, modifying it however, in his use
-of it, Luther adopted in his great work; and by the adoption for ever
-determined the conflict. This great work was the translation of the Bible.</p>
-
-<p>While by speech and deed, writing, preaching, and acting, he fomented
-and directed the mighty struggle for liberty, whereto his bold
-words&mdash;called by his countryman Jean Paul "half-battles"&mdash;had roused
-the civilized world, Luther took time to labor at the task whose
-accomplishment was to forward so immensely his triumph, and which,
-executed as it was by him, is an unparalleled literary achievement. At
-the end of thirteen years, he finished his translation. "Alone he did
-it;" and alone it stands, pre-eminent in the world among
-cotemporaneous performances for its spiritual agency, and in Germany
-for its influence upon literature. Before him, there scarcely existed
-a written German prose. He presented to his country a complete
-language. With such a compelling and genial power did he mould into a
-compact, fully equipt whole, the crude and fluctuating elements of the
-German language of the 15th century, that it may be said, his mother
-tongue came from him suddenly perfected. And not only did he, in
-vigor, flexibility, precision, and copiousness, vastly excel all who
-had written before him, but not even could those who came after him
-follow in his footsteps in command over the new language, for a
-century. The time when the pliant, well-proportioned body he created
-was to indue the spirit of the German people, was postponed to a
-distant period: and of this very postponement, was he too the cause;
-for the religious and civil wars, the disputes and jealousies,
-consequent upon the great schism he produced, so engrossed during a
-long period the German mind, that literature languished. In the latter
-half of the 16th century, it was poor. In the 17th, through the
-impulse given to thought by the Reformation, it would have revived,
-but for the outbreaking of the terrible <i>thirty years' war</i>, which,
-remotely caused by the division between Catholics and Protestants,
-commenced in 1618 and lasted till 1648, and which not only during its
-continuance desolated and brutalized Germany, but left it
-impoverished, disorganized, and, by the protracted internal strife and
-foreign <span class="pagenum"><a name="page376"><small><small>[p. 376]</small></small></a></span>
-participation therein, in spirit to a great degree denationalized.</p>
-
-<p>Here in our rapid survey of German literature, it will be well for a
-moment to pause, and before entering upon the period in which it
-attained its full multiform development, cast a look back upon the
-stages through which we have traced its progress.</p>
-
-<p>We have seen, that in the 12th and 13th centuries, the mind of the
-German people manifested its native depth and beauty in the fresh rich
-bloom of a poetry, characterised in a rude age by tenderness and
-grandeur. Before this, it had evinced its ready capability, in the
-production of chronicles and translations in verse from the Bible, the
-moment opportunity was given it in the monasteries early founded by
-the enlightened spirit of Charlemagne. Afterwards, in the 14th and
-15th centuries, in the wars and contests incident to the political
-development of Germany, the nobles&mdash;to whom, and the clergy, the
-knowledge of letters was at first confined&mdash;were drawn off by grosser
-excitements from the culture and encouragement of poetry. With the
-fine instinct that knows, and the aspiring spirit that strives after
-the highest, which denote a people of the noblest endowments,
-poetry&mdash;thrown aside as the plaything of idle hours by warrior
-knights&mdash;was cherished by peaceful artizans, whose zealous devotion
-vindicated their worthiness of the great gift about to be bestowed; by
-whose wondrous potency, not only were the hitherto barred portals of
-all pre-existing literature thrown down, but a highway was opened to
-all who should seek access by letters to the temples of wisdom or fame.</p>
-
-<p>The invention of printing preceded the birth of Luther about half a
-century. This great event&mdash;infinitely the greatest of a most eventful
-age&mdash;facilitated vastly his labors and made effective his efforts. It
-showered over Germany the new language and the new ideas embodied in
-his translation of the Bible and his other writings. Thus, through its
-means chiefly, the German mind was progressive, notwithstanding the
-long period, extending through a century, of internal convulsion,
-ending in physical exhaustion, which followed Luther's death. The
-language, nervous, copious, homogeneous, as it came from Luther, was
-fixedly established,&mdash;a standard by which the corruptions and ungerman
-words, introduced through the long and intimate intercourse with
-foreigners during the <i>thirty years' war</i>, could be cast out.</p>
-
-<p>In the beginning of the 17th century, in the midst of the civil war,
-an attempt was made to revive literature by Martin Opitz, a Silesian.
-Silesia was then not included in the German empire. The language of
-the peasantry was bad Polish; but German had been introduced into the
-towns. Silesia suffered little from the <i>thirty years' war</i>. Here,
-therefore, was made the beginning of the endeavors which, after
-various fluctuations, resulted in the rich literary produce of the
-18th century. Opitz was a scholar, versed in ancient literature as
-well as in that of France and of Holland, which latter had in the age
-of Hugo Grotius higher literary pretensions than at present. He
-endeavored to introduce a classical spirit into German poetry, and to
-create a new poetical language; but he was not a man of high genius,
-and therefore, though entitled to praise for his zeal and for having
-given to the German mind an impulse towards the path, so long
-deserted, neither he nor his feebler followers are now read but by the
-literary antiquarian or historian. Through the 17th and first part of
-the 18th centuries, writers were not wanting; but their productions
-were without force or originality. Though heartily devoted to letters,
-they were powerless to revive literature. Their efforts betoken a
-craving for that which they could not supply. Vile imitations of
-French taste, extravagant romances, exaggerated sentiment, are the
-characteristics of the works wherewith it was attempted to supply the
-national want of a literature. The authors of these were, however, the
-precursors of a class, who, themselves shining luminaries compared to
-those who preceded them, were made pale by the brilliant light of the
-mighty spirits in whom and through whom the literature of Germany now
-stands the object of admiration and of study to the most cultivated
-scholars of all nations, and, by general acknowledgment, unsurpassed
-by that of any other people for richness, for depth and truth of
-thought and sentiment, for beauty in its forms and solidity of
-substance, for, in short, multifarious excellence.</p>
-
-<p>Gottsched, Bodmer, Haller, Gellert, Rabener, Gleim, Kleist, Gessner,
-Hagedorn, are names worthy of honor, though their volumes are now
-seldom disturbed in their repose on the shelves of public libraries.
-They broke the long darkness with a promising streak of light, which
-expanded into day in the works of Klopstock, Winkelman, Lessing,
-Herder, Wieland, Goethe, Schiller, Richter.</p>
-
-<p>The two first named of the first class, Gottsched and Bodmer, are
-noted in German literature as the chiefs of two rival schools, in the
-merging of which into more enlarged views,&mdash;whereto their lively
-conflict greatly contributed,&mdash;appeared the second class. Gottsched
-aimed to create a German literature by imitating French models and
-introducing the French spirit. Bodmer warmly opposed Gottsched, and by
-translations from English authors,&mdash;far more congenial to the German
-people than French,&mdash;endeavored to produce good by English influence.
-This was in the first half of the 18th century. They both did service.
-Their keen rivalry excited the German mind. The fertile soil was
-stirred, and from its depths burst forth in thronging profusion a
-mighty progeny, as though the land of Herman and of Luther had been
-slow in bringing forth the children that were to make her illustrious,
-because they were a brood of giants, whose first cries startled even
-the mother that bore them. In one grand symphony ascended their
-matured voices, lifting up the minds of their countrymen to loftiest
-aspirations, and sounding in the uttermost parts of the earth,
-wherever there were ears that could embrace their artful music.</p>
-
-<p>Accustomed to spiritless imitations, the souls of the deep-minded
-Germans were moved with unwonted agitation by the <i>Messiah</i> of
-Klopstock, of which the first books were published in the middle of
-the 18th century. A voice, free and vigorous, such as since Luther
-none had been heard, was eagerly heeded, and with warm acclaim all
-over Germany responded to. To literature a new impulse was given, to
-swell the which rose other voices, similar in strength and
-originality&mdash;especially those of Kant in philosophy, and Lessing in
-criticism. 'Mid this heaving and healthy excitement, came with
-maddening power the first wild outpourings of the master-spirit, not
-of Germany only, but of the <span class="pagenum"><a name="page377"><small><small>[p. 377]</small></small></a></span>
-age. Twenty years after the
-<i>Messiah</i>, appeared the first works of the then youthful Goethe, whom
-in our day, but four years back, we have seen at the age of four score
-descend gently to the tomb, having reached the natural end of a life
-that was only less productive than that of Shakspeare. Ten years
-later, another mighty genius announced himself, the only one who has
-been honored with the title of Goethe's rival, and Schiller burst upon
-Germany and the world in the <i>Robbers</i>. Poets, philosophers, critics,
-historians&mdash;of highest endowment, genial, profound, of many-sided
-culture, world-famous, illustrate this brilliant epoch.</p>
-
-<p>A brief description of the career and best productions of the most
-noted among them, will enable you to understand why, in the latter
-half of the 18th and the beginning of the 19th centuries, German
-literature suddenly reached so high a stage of perfection.</p>
-
-<p>Klopstock has the high merit of being the leader of the glorious band,
-through whose teeming minds the want of a national literature was so
-suddenly and fully satisfied. Klopstock was the first who by example
-taught the Germans the lesson they were most apt at learning, that the
-French rules of taste are not needed for the production of excellence.
-Therefore is he called by Frederick Schlegel the founder of a new
-epoch, and the father of the present German literature. Born at
-Quedlinburg, a small town of North Germany, he was sent to school to
-the Schulpforte, then and now one of the most famous schools in
-Germany. As a boy, he was noted for warmth of feeling and patriotic
-enthusiasm. A youth under age, he conceived the idea of writing a
-national epic, taking for a subject the exploits of Henry I, Emperor
-of Germany. This design he however abandoned for that of a religious
-epic, and at twenty-one planned and commenced, before he knew of
-Milton's poems, his <i>Messiah</i>. In his own deep meditative mind,
-wrought upon by religious and patriotic zeal, originated and was
-matured the bold conception. Klopstock was in his twenty-fourth year
-when the first three books of the <i>Messiah</i> appeared. His countrymen,
-ever susceptible to religious appeals, and prepared at that period for
-the literary revolution, or, more properly, creation, of which the
-<i>Messiah</i> was the first great act, received it with an enthusiasm to
-which they had long been unused. The people beheld the young poet with
-veneration, and princes multiplied upon him honors and pensions. The
-remaining books were published gradually, and in the execution of his
-lofty work, the German bard felt, as was natural, the influence of the
-genius and precedent verse of Milton and of Dante. Like Paradise Lost,
-the <i>Messiah</i> has won for its author a reputation with thousands, even
-of his countrymen, where it has been read by one. Klopstock also
-attempted tragedy; but in this department he failed signally. Indeed,
-he had no clear notion of the essential nature of the drama, as may be
-inferred from the fact of his choosing as the subject for a tragedy,
-the death of Adam. But, as a lyrical poet, he is even greater than as
-an epic, and for the excellence of his odes justly has he been styled
-the modern Pindar. In these,&mdash;distinguished for condensation of
-thought, vigor of language, and poetic inspiration,&mdash;the Germans first
-learned the full capacity of their language in diction and rhythm.</p>
-
-<p>As to Klopstock is due the praise of being the first to teach the
-Germans by great examples, that reliance upon native resources, and
-independence of the contracting sway of meager French conventional
-rules, were the only paths to the production of original, enduring
-literature; to Lessing belongs that of enforcing the wholesome lesson
-by precept. Lessing is the father of modern criticism. Born in
-Kaments, a small town of Lusatia, in 1729, five years later than
-Klopstock, he wrote at the age of twenty-two a criticism of the
-<i>Messiah</i>. Later, in his maturity, he produced his <i>Dramaturgie</i>, or,
-theatrical and dramatic criticism, and his <i>Laocoon</i>, or, the limits
-of poetry and the plastic arts. He sought always for first principles;
-and in the search he was guided by a rare philosophic acuteness,
-co-operating with strong common sense. His fancy&mdash;whereof a good
-endowment is indispensable to a critic&mdash;is ever subordinate to his
-reason; his fine sensibility to the beautiful, supplying materials for
-the deduction of principles of taste and composition by his subtle
-understanding. Though greater as a critic than as a poet or creator,
-he has nevertheless left three different works in the dramatic form,
-that are classics in German literature;&mdash;<i>Minna von Barnkelm</i>, a
-comedy; <i>Amelia Galotti</i>, a domestic tragedy; and <i>Nathan the Wise</i>, a
-didactic poem of unique excellence. He himself regarded as his best
-work his <i>Fables</i>, remarkable for sententiousness, simplicity of
-language, and pithy significance. His prose style, concise,
-transparent, forcible without dryness, is a model for the literary
-student. Not the least of his great services is, that he was the first
-to draw attention in Germany to Shakspeare, whose supremacy over all
-poets has since been no where more broadly acknowledged, and the
-causes of it no where more lucidly developed.</p>
-
-<p>Cotemporary with Klopstock and Lessing, and, from his works and
-influence, deserving of being mentioned next to them, was Wieland,
-born in 1733 in Biborach, a town of Swabia. Wieland commenced writing
-at the age of seventeen, and finished at that of eighty, during which
-extended period he addicted himself to almost every department of
-authorship. He is the first German who translated Shakspeare. As the
-author of <i>Oberon</i>, his name is familiar to English readers. This is
-much the best work of Wieland, more remarkable for grace and
-sprightliness than force or originality. He drew largely from the
-Greeks, Italians, English and French, and though a poet and writer of
-high and various merit, but a small portion of the much he has written
-is now read.</p>
-
-<p>Following chronological order in this fertile period, we come after
-Wieland to Herder, born at Mohrungen, a small town of Eastern Prussia,
-in 1744. Like Wieland, Goethe, and Schiller, Herder was drawn to
-Weimar by the munificient spirit of the Duchess Amalia, and her son,
-the grand Duke Augustus, illustrious and ever memorable, as
-enlightened fosterers of genius&mdash;shining examples to sovereigns,
-kingly or popular. Herder was appointed in his thirty-second year,
-court preacher at Weimar, and there passed the remainder of his life,
-in diversified usefulness, simultaneously inspecting schools and
-elaborating philosophical essays, learnedly elucidating the Old
-Testament, and at the same time reviving and awakening a taste for
-national songs. His greatest work, entitled <i>Ideas for the Philosophy
-of History</i>, is esteemed one of the noblest productions of modern
-times. Herder is called by Richter, a Christian Plato.</p>
-
-<p>And here, next to Herder, and a congenial and profounder spirit, we
-will speak of Richter himself, born in
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page378"><small><small>[p. 378]</small></small></a></span> 1763. Richter, better
-known by his Christian names, Jean Paul, is a fine sample of the
-German character. The truthfulness of the Germans, their deep
-religious feeling, their earnestness and their playfulness, (far
-removed from frivolity) their enthusiasm and their tendency to the
-mystical, their warm affections and aptness to sympathy, are all not
-only traceable in his works, but prominent in the broad vivid lines of
-his erratic pen. In the union of learning with genius, Richter
-surpasses Coleridge. His wonderful fictions are out of the reach of
-common readers, not more by their learned illustrations and their
-subtleties, than by their wild irregularity of form and arbitrary
-structure, whereby the world generally is deprived of the enjoyment of
-a fund of the most tender pathos, gorgeous description, bold, keen wit
-and satire, and the richest humor in modern literature. His two
-greatest works are on education, and on the philosophy of criticism.
-He was several years in writing each; and storehouses they are of deep
-and just thought, of searching analysis, and of great truths, evolved
-by the reason of one of the world's profoundest thinkers, and
-illuminated by flashes of genius of almost painful intensity. They are
-works, each of them, to be studied page by page. Nothing similar to or
-approaching them exists in English literature.</p>
-
-<p>Of the writers who in this remarkable epoch belong to the first class
-in the highest department of letters, the poetical or creative, we
-have spoken&mdash;in the cursory manner necessary in a general sketch&mdash;of
-all, save the two greatest, Schiller and Goethe.</p>
-
-<p>Frederick Schiller was born in 1759, at Marbach, a small town of
-Wurtemberg. In his mind seem to have been blended, and there
-strengthened, elevated, and refined, the qualities of his parents&mdash;the
-one, a man of clear upright mind; the other, a woman of more than
-common intelligence and taste, who both enjoyed the fortune of living
-to witness the greatness of their son. Schiller had the benefit of
-good early instruction. At the age of fourteen he was placed in a high
-school, just founded by the reigning Duke of Wurtemberg, and conducted
-with military discipline. Here, while his daily teachers were tasking
-him with irksome lessons, first of jurisprudence and afterwards of
-medicine, the chained genius, chafing like the lion in his cage, was
-brooding over the thoughts, and by stealth feeding with a translation
-of Shakspeare the cravings, which nature had implanted in him to
-produce one of her noblest works&mdash;a great poet. At eighteen he began,
-within the walls of the Duke's military school, <i>The Robbers</i>, often
-feigning sickness, that he might have a light in his room at night to
-transfer to paper his daring conception and burning thoughts. He
-postponed its publication until after he had finished his college
-course and had obtained the post of surgeon in the army, in his
-twenty-first year. The appearance of <i>The Robbers</i>, as a consequence
-of the formal drilling of the self-complacent pedagogues of the Duke
-of Wurtemberg, I have elsewhere<small><small><sup>1</sup></small></small> likened to the explosion of a mass
-of gunpowder under the noses of ignorant boys drying it before a fire
-to be used as common sand. Schiller himself, in after life, described
-it as "a monster, for which by good fortune the world has no original,
-and which I would not wish to be immortal, except to perpetuate an
-example of the offspring which genius, in its unnatural union with
-thraldom, may give to the world." Never did a literary work produce a
-stronger impression. With enthusiastic admiration, the world hailed in
-it the advent of a mighty poet.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>1</sup></small> North American Review, for July 1834.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>That which roused enthusiasm throughout Germany, roused anger in the
-sovereign of Wurtemberg; and while all eyes were turned towards the
-land whence this piercing voice had been heard, he from whose bosom it
-issued was fleeing from his home to avoid a dungeon. For having gone
-secretly to Manheim, in a neighboring state, to witness the
-performance of <i>The Robbers</i>, the Duke had the young poet put under
-arrest for a week, and Schiller, learning that for repeating the
-transgression a severer punishment awaited him, fled in disguise,
-choosing rather to face the appalling reality of sudden
-self-dependence than brook the tyranny of mind, which to the soaring
-poet was even more grievous than to the high-souled man. He quickly
-found friends. Baron Dalberg supplied him with money, while he lived,
-for a short time, under the name of Schmidt in a small town of
-Franconia, until Madam von Wollzogen invited him to her estate near
-Meinungen. Under this lady's roof he gave free scope to his genius,
-and produced two more dramas&mdash;<i>Fiesco</i>, and <i>Kabal und Liebe</i> (Court
-Intrigue and Love.) These, with the <i>Robbers</i>, constitute the first or
-untutored era of Schiller's literary life. With faults as glaring as
-their beauties are brilliant, they are now chiefly valued as the broad
-first evidence of that power, whose full exertion afterwards gave to
-the world <i>Don Carlos</i>, <i>Wallenstein</i>, and <i>Tell</i>, and to Schiller
-immortality. Their reputation obtained for him the post of poet to the
-Manheim theatre. Thence, after a brief period he went to Leipsic and
-to Dresden, developing his noble faculties by study and exercise. In
-1789, at the age of thirty, he was appointed by the Grand Duke of
-Weimar, at the instigation of Goethe, professor of History in the
-university of Jena. Here and at Weimar he passed, in constant literary
-labor, the remainder of his too short life.</p>
-
-<p>Schiller's great reputation rests, and will ever rest, unshaken, on
-his dramas. Regarding his first three, which we have named, as
-preparatory studies to his dramatic career, he has left six finished
-tragedies, viz.&mdash;<i>Don Carlos</i>, <i>The Maid of Orleans</i>, <i>Wallenstein</i>
-(in three parts,) <i>Mary Stuart</i>, <i>The Bride of Messina</i>, and <i>William
-Tell</i>&mdash;works, in whose conception and execution the highest principles
-of art control with plastic power the glowing materials of a rich,
-deep, fervent mind, ordering and disposing them with such commanding
-skill, as to produce dramas, which are not merely effective in
-theatrical representation, and soul-stirring to the reader as pictures
-of passion, but which, by the rare combination of refined art with
-mental fertility and poetic genius, exhibit, each one of them, that
-highest result of the exertion of the human faculties&mdash;a great poem.
-Possessing, in common with other gifted writers, the various
-endowments needed in a dramatist and poet of the highest order, the
-individual characteristic of Schiller is elevation. The predominant
-tendency of his mind is ever upwards. Open his volumes any where, and
-in a few moments the reader feels himself lifted up into an ideal
-region. The leading characters in his plays, though true to humanity,
-have an ideal loftiness. You figure them to yourself as of heroic
-stature, such grandeur and nobleness is there in their strain of
-sentiment <span class="pagenum"><a name="page379"><small><small>[p. 379]</small></small></a></span>
-and expression. The same characteristic pervades his
-prose and lyrical poetry. Had he never written a drama, his two
-volumes of lyrical poetry would suffice to enthrone him among the
-first class of poets, so beautiful is it and at the same time of such
-depth of meaning, so musical and so thought-pregnant. No where is the
-dignity of human nature more nobly asserted than in the works of
-Schiller; as pure, and simple, and noble, as a man, as he is powerful
-and beautiful as a poet. In the full vigor of his faculties, his mind
-matured by experience and severe culture, and teeming with poetic
-plans, he died in 1805, having reached only his forty-sixth year.</p>
-
-<p>Of Schiller's great rival and friend, Goethe, as of Schiller himself,
-I can, in the limited space allowed in such a lecture as this, only
-give you a rapid sketch.</p>
-
-<p>John Wolfgang Goethe was born at Frankfort on the Maine in 1749, ten
-years before Schiller. "Selectest influences" leagued with nature to
-produce this wonderful man. To give its complete development to a
-mighty inward power, outward circumstances were most happily
-propitious. Upon faculties of the quickest sensibility, and yet of
-infinitely elastic power, wide convulsions and world-disturbing
-incidents bore with tempestuous force, dilating the congenial energies
-of the young genius, who suddenly threw out his fiery voice to swell
-the tumult round him, and announce the master spirit of the age. For a
-while, the thrilling melody of that voice mingled in concert with the
-deep tones of the passionate period whence it drew so much of its
-power. Soon, however, was it heard, uttering with calmer inspiration
-the words of wisdom, drawn from a source deeper than passion&mdash;passion
-subdued by the will, and tempered by culture. "It is not the ocean
-ruffled," says Jean Paul, "that can mirror the heavens, but the ocean
-becalmed."</p>
-
-<p>Goethe's father was a prosperous honored citizen of Frankfort,
-improved by travel and study&mdash;a man of sound heart and sharp temper;
-his mother, a woman of superior mind and of genial character, to whom
-in her old age Madam de Stael paid a visit of homage, and who enjoyed
-the pleasure of introducing herself to her distinguished visiter with
-the words,&mdash;"I am the mother of Goethe." Under the guidance of such
-parents was Goethe's boyhood passed in the old free city of Frankfort,
-ever a place of various activity, where he witnessed when a child the
-coronation of an emperor of Germany, and the stir of a battle, fought
-in the neighborhood between Frederick the Great and the French&mdash;events
-of rare interest to any boy, and of deep import to one in whose
-unfolding a great poet was to become manifest. In due season he was
-sent to the university of Leipsic, famous then by the lectures of
-Gottsched, Gellert, Ernesti, and others. To the young Frankfort
-student the admired discourses of these sages of the time were but
-lessons in skepticism; their magisterial dicta and hollow dogmas being
-quickly dissolved in the fire of a mind, already in its youth
-competent to self-defence against error, though with vision too
-untried yet to pierce to the truth. From Leipsic he went to Strasburg,
-to complete his studies in the law, his father having destined him for
-a lawyer. A more imperious parent, however, had laid other commands on
-him, and while the words of law-professors were falling upon his
-outward ear, the inward mind was revolving the deeds of <i>Goetz von
-Berlichingen</i>, and shaping the vast fragments of which in after years
-was built the wondrous world of <i>Faust</i>.</p>
-
-<p>In his twenty-third year appeared <i>Goetz von Berlichingen</i>, the
-firstling of a pen, which, in the following sixty years, filled as
-many volumes with works of almost every form wherein literature
-embodies itself, a series of boundless wealth and unequalled
-excellence, to gain access to which, a year were well spent in daily
-labor to master the fine language it enriches. Two years later,
-appeared <i>Werter</i>, an agonizing picture of passion, which, like the
-first crude outburst of Schiller's genius, shot a thrill through the
-then agitated mind of Germany, and which Goethe afterwards, in the
-tranquillity of his purified faculties, looked back upon as a curious
-literary phenomenon. This work has never been directly translated into
-English (and a good translation of it were no easy achievement,) the
-book called "The Sorrows of Werter" being a translation of a French
-version, that does not give even the title of the original, which is,
-"The Sufferings of the Young Werther." And yet, by this doubly
-distorted image of a youthful ebullition, was the Protean giant for a
-long while measured in England, and through England, in America.</p>
-
-<p>Soon after the publication of Werter, Goethe was invited to Weimar,
-where, honored and conferring honor, he lived the rest of his long and
-fruitful life. Appointed at once a member, he in a few years became
-president of the Council of State; and finally, after his return from
-Italy, at about the age of forty he was made one of the Grand Duke's
-Ministers, a post he for many years held. Directing the establishment
-and arrangement of museums, libraries, art-exhibitions, and theatrical
-representations, he contributed directly by practical labors, as well
-as by the brilliancy which the products of his pen shed upon his place
-of abode, to the fame and prosperity of Weimar.</p>
-
-<p>In the poems of Shakspeare, is disclosed a mind, wherein capaciousness
-and subtlety, vigor and grace, clearness and depth, versatility and
-justness, combine and co-operate with such shifting ease and
-impressive effect, that ordinary human faculties are vainly tasked to
-embrace its perfectness and its immensity. Contemplating it, the
-keenest intelligence exhausts itself in analysis, and the most refined
-admiration ends in wonder. Inferior only to this consummation of human
-capabilities is the mind of Goethe, akin to Shakspeare's in the
-breadth and variety and subtlety of its powers. In comprehensiveness
-of grasp and ideal harmony in conceiving a poetic whole, the German
-approaches the mighty Englishman, and displays also in the
-delineation, or, more properly, the creation of characters, that
-instinctive insight and startling revelation of the human heart, which
-in Shakspeare almost at times make us think he were privy to the
-mystery of its structure. The same calmness and serene
-self-possession&mdash;a sign of supreme mental power&mdash;are characteristic of
-both. Like Shakspeare, Goethe never intrudes his personal
-individuality to mar the proportions of a work of art.</p>
-
-<p>To pour out the wealth of a mind, which ranges over every province of
-human thought and action, Goethe adopts all the various forms in which
-poetry, according to its mood and object, moulds itself. In his
-epigrams, elegies, songs and ballads, he embodies the highest
-excellences of the <i>lyrical</i>. In <i>Egmont</i>, you have a bold
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page380"><small><small>[p. 380]</small></small></a></span>
-specimen of the romantic <i>tragedy;</i> in <i>Iphygenia</i>, a beautiful
-reproduction of the classical Greek; while <i>Torquato Tasso</i>, a drama
-of the most exquisite grace and refinement, occupies a middle ground
-between the two. To pass from this to <i>Faust</i>, is to be suddenly borne
-away from a quiet scene of rural beauty to a rugged mountain peak,
-whence, through a tempest, you catch glimpses of the distant sunny
-earth, and mid the elemental strife, beautiful in its terrors, hear
-sounds as though a heaven-strung æolian harp snatched music from the
-blast. In <i>Herman and Dorothea</i>, executed with matchless felicity,
-reigns the pure <i>epic</i> spirit. This one poem were enough to make a
-reputation. But the highest exhibition of Goethe's manifold powers is
-<i>Wilhelm Meister</i>, in which a mixed assemblage of fictitious
-personages, each one possessing the vital individuality and yet
-generic breadth of Falstaff and of Juliet, bound together in a vast
-circle of the most natural and complex relations, presents so truthful
-and significant and art-beautified a picture of the struggles and
-attainments, the joys and griefs, the labors and recreations, the
-capacities and failings of mortal men, that from its study we rise
-with strength freshened and feelings purified, and our vision of all
-earthly things brightened. Unhesitatingly characterizing this work as
-the greatest prose fiction ever produced, I close this brief notice of
-its wonderful author.</p>
-
-<p>The writers I have named are they who have given existence and
-character to modern German literature. Yet, to omit all mention of a
-number of others, would be not only unjust to them, but an
-imperfection even in so rapid a sketch as this.</p>
-
-<p>By the side of Lessing, I should have placed Winkelman, born in the
-beginning of the last century, whose history of ancient art is
-esteemed the best of all works in this department of criticism. It had
-great influence upon German literature. Among the poets who, next to
-the brilliant series already described, hold high places, are, Bürger,
-Koerner, (both known to English readers through translations),
-Voss&mdash;to whom, and to their own copious, flexible language, the
-Germans are indebted for the most perfect translations of Homer
-possessed by any people&mdash;Tieck, Novalis, Grilpazer. Besides these may
-be mentioned the Stolbergs, Hoelty, Tidge, Leisewits, Mülner, Collin,
-Mathison, Uland. Among a crowd of novelists, distinguished are the
-names of Engel, Fouquet, Lafontaine, and Hoffman, and Thummel, whose
-satirical novels have a high reputation. Of miscellaneous writers
-there is a host, among whom should be particularized, Mendelsohn,
-Jacobi, Lichtenberg. In historians Germany is especially rich. Johan
-von Müller, Heeren, Niebuhr, Raumer, O. Müller, are writers whose
-merits are acknowledged throughout Europe, and acquaintance with whose
-works is indispensable to the scholar who would have wide views and
-accurate knowledge of the spirit of history. In criticism the two
-Schlegels have a European reputation. The "Lectures on the Drama" of
-Augustus William Schlegel constitute the finest critical work extant.
-Of the well known learning, profoundness, and acuteness of the German
-philologists, theologians and metaphysicians, it were superfluous here
-to speak. In short, to conclude, the Germans, endowed by nature with
-mental capabilities inferior to those of no people of the earth, and
-enjoying for the last half century a more general as well as a higher
-degree of education than any other, and thus combining talent and
-genius with wide learning and laborious culture, possess a vast and
-various accumulation of productions, wherein are to be found in every
-province of letters works of highest excellence, which to the literary
-or scientific student, whatever be his native tongue, are
-inexhaustible sources of mental enjoyment and improvement.</p>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect20"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>LINES.</h4>
-
-<blockquote><small>The following lines were composed in January 1830, while passing the
-night in the wilderness before a huntsman's fire, in company with a
-party of friends engaged in a hunting expedition.</small></blockquote>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem17">
- <tr><td>Above, the starry dome;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beneath, the frozen ground;<br>
- And the flickering blaze that breaks the gloom,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And my comrades sleeping sound.<br>
-<br>
- Well may they sleep; their sportive toil<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Has found a mirthful close,<br>
- And dreams of home, of love's sweet smile,<br>
- And prattling childhood void of guile,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Invite them to repose.<br>
-<br>
- O! never more on me,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such dear illusions e'en in sleep can fall;<br>
- Scared by the frown of stern reality<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The forms my yearning spirit would recall.<br>
-<br>
- The dead! the dead! The ne'er forgotten dead,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In slumber's shadowy realm so vainly sought,<br>
- Yet haunt my path, and hover round my bed,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unseen, unheard, but present still to thought.<br>
-<br>
- Breathe not their voices in the linnet's strain?<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glow not their beauties in the opening flower?<br>
- Fond fantasies of grief! alas! how vain,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While cruel memory tells "they are no more."<br>
-<br>
- But this spangled roof is their mansion bright,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though the icy earth is their lowly tomb;<br>
- And this mounting flame is their spirit's light,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That seeks its native home.<br>
-<br>
- And that oak that frowns o'er the desolate waste,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While its withered arms are tossing wide,<br>
- As if to screen from the whirling blast<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The scattered wreck of its summer pride&mdash;<br>
-<br>
- 'Tis I: thus left alone on earth,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thus fixed in my spirit's lonely mood,<br>
- Mid the strifes of men, in the halls of mirth,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or the desart's solitude.<br>
-<br>
- For never can I stoop<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To bandy malice with the base and vile;<br>
- And in the grave is quenched the cherished hope,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kindled and fed by Beauty's favoring smile.<br>
-<br>
- The grave! the grave! It will not restore<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The victims to its hunger given;<br>
- And this weary spirit can rest no more,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Till it sleep with them to wake in heaven.</td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect21"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>ALLITERATION.</h4>
-<br>
-<p>"Pierce Plowman's Vision," by William Langlande, in the reign of
-Edward III, is the longest specimen extant of alliterative poetry. It
-proceeds in this manner without rhyme, and with few pretensions to
-metre&mdash;</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem18">
- <tr><td>It befell on a Friday two friars I mette<br>
- Maisters of the minours, men of great wytte.</td></tr>
-</table><br>
-<br>
-<br>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page381"><small><small>[p. 381]</small></small></a></span>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect22"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>READINGS WITH MY PENCIL.</h4>
-
-<center><small>NO. IV.<br>
-<br>
- Legere sine calamo est dormire.&mdash;<i>Quintilian</i>.</small></center>
-<br>
-
-<blockquote><small>26. "There should always be some foundation of fact for the most airy
-fabric: and pure invention is but the talent of a liar."&mdash;<i>Byron, by
-Moore</i>.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>This seems harsh judgment&mdash;but is it so, in reality? Ethically, as
-well as in a mere worldly view, I think it is. "There is nothing new
-under the sun," and he who tells what is not, lies&mdash;under a mistake,
-or otherwise. All fiction is woven on a web of fact, except the liar's
-fiction, which is all woof and no web, and so must soon fall to pieces
-from its own want of consistency. <i>Apropos!</i> I saw a play advertised,
-within the week, which was announced by the author, as founded neither
-in fact, fancy, or imagination!</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>27. "The piety implanted in Byron's nature&mdash;as it is, deeply, in all
-poetic natures," &amp;c.&mdash;<i>Moore's Byron</i>.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>Devotion arises very naturally from viewing the works of God with
-seriousness. If Byron had not some holy stirrings of devotion within
-him, when painting his loveliest pictures, I greatly err in my
-estimate of human nature. These remained, perhaps, to show him how
-much he had lost in his misanthropic musings over the dark and gloomy
-past: and had he followed gently those motions, with which, in
-thinking of the sublime and beautiful of nature, his mind was visited,
-it would have but been a compliance with a call from heaven, guiding
-him to true happiness.</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem19">
- <tr><td><small>28. "Ye that keep watch in heaven, as earth, asleep,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unconscious lies&mdash;effuse your mildest beams!<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ye constellations!&mdash;while the angels strike,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amid the spangled sky, their silver lyres!"<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Thomson</i>.</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>How vividly does this bold but beautiful figure at times come back
-upon me, when I have been walking at deep midnight&mdash;when the stillness
-that pervaded all around me was so deep and intense as to make me, for
-very fear of breaking it, restrain my breath: while the fine array of
-stars was gloriously marshalled in high heaven: the belted Orion&mdash;the
-Serpent showing its every fold between the Bears. Lyra had not set,
-the Eagle was just on the western edge, and the Dolphin's cluster near
-its precursor. The Canès, Major and Minor, were bright in the east;
-nearly over head was Capella, and the Gemini as bright as the prince
-of the Hyades, Aldebaran. Jupiter lighted his gas-like flame, eastward
-of Castor and Pollux, and meteors were flitting in various lines
-across the whole western sky. And again, on some still, clear, fair
-night&mdash;when the blood-red planet, Mars, was high in heaven, and the
-brighter and purer Jupiter, and the Dogstar were fading in the
-horizon&mdash;how have I stood, listening to nothing, while the hum of the
-fairies was melting in my ears! For what else can I call that
-deception of the fancy, or perhaps that real sound from an unknown
-source, which, in the most profound silence, is still sweetly rising
-up around us?</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>29. "Do not we all know that the whig laureate, <i>Tom Moore</i>, actually
-published in the Morning Chronicle, the substance of conversations
-which had occurred at the royal table itself, to which he had been
-incautiously admitted? And that the most pungent and piquant things in
-* * the Twopenny Post Bag, and the Fudge Family * * *, are derived
-from information picked up in the progress of social intercourse?"</small></blockquote>
-
-<div align="right"><small><i>Blackwood's Magazine for Nov.,
-1823</i>.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-
-<p>I believe these inuendoes are now beyond all cavil. The excuse of Tom
-was, that George deserted his party, and that all's fair in politics.
-Whether or not this were reasonable excuse, casuists may settle; but
-there is one reflection incident to the anecdote, to which the years
-1835-6 has given rise; and this is, how ungracefully looks the Irish
-Anacreon, after such a well-authenticated charge, in raising a breeze
-against poor Willis, for repeating what himself had said about
-O'Connell, as a public speaker merely, at a large dinner party of Lady
-Blessington's! The mote and the beam!</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>J. F. O.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect23"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>AMERICAN SOCIAL ELEVATION.</h4>
-<br>
-
-<p>The Spartan knew no other stimulus to exertion than the shining
-glories of war. From infancy to old age he was ever learning the skill
-and daring which belong to the battle field. His every mental
-development was martial in its tendency. He saw in every feature of
-his country's institutions an appeal to his warrior spirit. Imagine a
-band of young ambitious minds circled around some aged patriot, who,
-in the all-glowing language of arms, is describing the daring, the
-glorious achievement which had immortalized the <i>Spartan</i> character.
-Listen to him as he portrays the bravery unrivalled, the death
-unequalled, of those who fell at Thermopylæ or Leuctra; as he calls
-upon their mighty shades to witness his words&mdash;and mark the youth how
-intent, how all-intent they grow as he proceeds; their eyes flashing
-with fire; their hands clenched; their teeth set. Do this, and you
-have a faint idea of that kind of influence which moulded and directed
-the mind of the Spartan. Is it wonderful that Sparta became the
-military school of antiquity? Thus taught, the highest worship of her
-youth was offered on the altars of war. Thus taught, their imagination
-was ever picturing the fierce onset, the high conflict, the battle
-won, and the laurel immortal which graced the victor's brow. Thus
-taught, they were ever ready to seize the sword and shield and rush to
-meet the invader. Thus taught, they served well their country and went
-to their fancied home in the distant <i>Elysia</i>, to join the heroes whom
-they had learned to admire, mourned and remembered by their countrymen.</p>
-
-<p>We propose to point out those objects which actuate the American mind;
-to show their inadequacy to produce the general elevation of society,
-and humbly to suggest what should be the controlling stimulus. Need we
-ask what are the chief motives which influence our national mind? Need
-it be told that our young growing mind is fast becoming a money
-making, political mind? The most casual observer has only to glance at
-the state of things, to feel sensibly its truth. Observe that man of
-quick step and active air, as he moves through the street of the
-commercial city; how, all absorbed in himself, he passes heedlessly
-on, as if he were the only being in society: his mind is intensely
-bent on making a few dollars; and he is but one among the thousands.
-Observe the throngs of men who have met to-day on public exchange, to
-transact the business of thousands and millions. Mark this one in deep
-meditation; that one lively with a face brilliant with joy; here one
-telling in whispers some long expected news to one all attention;
-there one earnest in persuasion with one
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page382"><small><small>[p. 382]</small></small></a></span> feignedly reluctant.
-There is a variety of mental exercise, of thought, of emotion; but the
-desire of gain, the secret spring of action, is the chief mental
-development. Go into the extensive manufactory, and while with
-delighted mind you admire the beauties and power of invention, and
-believe the veil of the Holy of Holies of Science's temple to be
-lifted, and her mysteries revealed, reflect to what end these fruits
-of inventive genius are applied. Go upon the hill-top, and looking
-down upon the verdant meadow, the rich fields of grain, the orchard
-and vine-clad arbors, all in luxuriant growth, ask yourself, why so
-much industry in bringing forth the products of the soil. There is but
-one answer&mdash;the desire of gain. Nor are the manifestations of this
-desire seen only in the outward world; it is the deity of the fireside
-circle. It moulds the earliest thought, and directs its action. Around
-it bow in low submission the powers and affections of mind. For it,
-all, all which belongs to the man, mentally and physically, is offered
-a willing sacrifice.</p>
-
-<p>Now, it may be asked, are the fruits of this desire the elevation of
-society, the full developments of the mind's faculties, the beautiful,
-the active, the useful, the noble? Being the controlling power which
-influences every thought and feeling, it becomes the sole arbiter of
-every action. Self-emolument being its highest aim, it shapes every
-exertion to this end. It requires activity, unrelaxing activity&mdash;but
-it is not an activity for the promotion of general good. It requires
-sleepless attention, even such as belonged to the virgins who tended
-the sacred fires of Vesta's temple. But it is a watching which takes
-care of self. It requires the exertion of the intellectual powers, but
-only so far as to bemean them to its purposes. In fine, it
-concentrates the whole soul, its entire thoughts and feelings on a
-single point. And whatever attractions there may be around, however
-glorious or grand, it never turns from this point. This point is self.</p>
-
-<p>Now, where in this system is that cultivation of mind, which lifts
-society from the depths of barbarism to the mountain heights of power
-and civilization? Where those brilliances and glories of intellect,
-which die not with nations but live in the admiration of all coming
-time? Where that eloquence of the heart which flows from the deep well
-of the affections? That eloquence which strengthens and chastens the
-social relations; which, silent, unobserved, connects men together by
-chains of sympathetic love and benevolence? Or where in this system,
-is that love of country, that lofty patriotism, which is the
-foundation of national character? What is patriotism? It is a love of
-ancestry; a love, the very antithesis of self; a love, which like the
-Christian's love, beautifies and elevates society. Can it exist in
-this money-getting age? As well might you bid yonder queen river of
-the west to roll backwards. Does it exist? Who can doubt that this is
-an age of degenerate patriotism? Patriotism! that which holds a nation
-up, which forgotten lets her fall into the common sepulchre of
-departed empires. Patriotism! alas! that the signs of the times are
-ominous that this people are fast bidding you a long, long farewell.</p>
-
-<p>But the fruits, say the advocates of this money-seeking desire, are
-industry and wealth. We grant wealth as its result, and that it is not
-an effect of enchantment; but as there must be much labor, chiselling
-and hammering, before the edifice can rise in beauty and magnificence,
-so in its acquisition there must be inflexible industry. But is it
-that kind of industry which unfolds and invigorates the mind, thereby
-producing social elevation and refinement? History informs us how some
-of the mighty cities of the east, by industry, rose to opulence, but
-laments over their low state of society, and as a consequence, their
-fall, like Lucifer from the halls of heaven, never to rise again. This
-industry, so beloved, so enticing in the view of the many, is directed
-to one end&mdash;individual gain. Considered in reference to the well-being
-of communities as a whole, it is a gilded fatality. It explores the
-deep centres of the earth, and brings forth its long buried riches;
-covers every river, sea, and lake with commerce; ransacks all nature,
-animate and inanimate. But what is all this, without a fully developed
-mind to direct, to manage, to enjoy? What would it avail us, though
-industry should roof our houses with diamonds, if there was not within
-a virtuous feeling, an elevation of thought? Does this money-loving
-industry purify and ennoble the social relations&mdash;show their nature
-and point out how they should be observed?&mdash;or, does it lift the mind
-to the contemplation of the ineffable glories and majesties of the
-eternal King of worlds?</p>
-
-<p>We have said we grant wealth as the result of this desire, but it is
-not general wealth. All may strive, all may labor with intense anxiety
-and assiduity, but all will not gain the mountain's summit; a great
-majority must ever be at its base. Speculation, which is the mean of
-immense fortunes, bankrupts more than it enriches. The follies of
-mankind, their diversity of thought and feeling, their ignorance,
-their mistaken notions of pride, render it impossible for all to be
-alike successful. The result is obvious. The few, the mighty few, are
-the wealthy. Now, wealth in the present state of things is power; for
-the sicklied conception of the age has thrown around it all that is
-great or glorious. And it is a well founded principle that power,
-whatever its nature, will govern. Who can picture that state of
-society, governed by aristocratic wealth, untempered by the virtues of
-the heart and intellect?</p>
-
-<p>Further; it is not only by the sacrifice of its mind that this age
-will acquire its wealth, but by the sacrifice of that of posterity.
-One generation stamps a character upon another. Whatever this age
-thinks and does, will more or less characterize the thoughts and
-actions of the succeeding.</p>
-
-<p>Nor is this all. This, with coming generations, by their industry, by
-the stimulus of an unquenchable thirst for wealth, will, in all
-probability, accumulate countless riches&mdash;will, if we may speak thus
-figuratively, erect in our land immense moneyed houses filled with
-gold and silver, the reward of their desire. But these generations,
-like all things below, must pass away, and sink into the common tomb
-of the dead. Then these moneyed houses, though locked and barred, and
-ironed, will be burst open, and their gold and silver, amassed with
-miserly care, be made to flow in streams to slake the thirst of a
-debased posterity. And the result is beyond the power of human
-imagination. Having the wealth of their ancestors in their hands, and
-being, as man is, naturally prone to idleness, they will forget the
-industry of their fathers, and only think how they may live most
-lavishly, most splendidly. The gratification of the senses, attended
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page383"><small><small>[p. 383]</small></small></a></span>
-by its concomitants, vice and degradation, will be the sole
-desire of all human aspiration. Society&mdash;its beautiful dependences and
-proportions destroyed&mdash;will fall into fragments and return to original
-anarchy. Mind uncultivated, will shed no illuminations, but, like
-"expression's last receding ray," will be lost in the universal
-midnight of heart and intellect. For to this idol of their worship,
-sensual pleasure, they will bring as daily offerings the lovely and
-beautiful in the heart, the noble and sublime in the intellect. But
-amid all their dissipation, like the revellers at Belshazzar's feast,
-surrounded by the luxuries and glittering splendors of earth,
-unsuspecting, the thunderbolt of their destruction will come upon
-them&mdash;fearfully, suddenly, to their annihilation.</p>
-
-<p>We have now briefly shown the nature of this money-getting desire, and
-its inadequacy, from its total neglect of all mental cultivation, to
-promote the general elevation of society. There is another stimulus of
-American mind which sometimes combines with the desire of
-wealth&mdash;occasionally acts alone. It is an aspirancy for political fame.</p>
-
-<p>Bear with us while we attempt very concisely to show its nature and
-effects. No one who looks abroad upon the present aspect of society
-can doubt the existence of such a desire. It is the controlling
-stimulus of our young educated mind. It has its origin in our nature,
-for man is naturally fond of distinction, fond of wielding the sceptre
-of governing power. Our institutions in their high and impartial
-wisdom have said, that all men possess equal rights; and upon this
-declaration rest the pillars which support the sky-dome of our
-national temple. But the mind of this age has perverted its original
-intent, and made it the all-stimulating cause of a thirst for
-political elevation. The state of society, its love of political
-excitement, its seeming willingness to reward political effort,
-likewise awaken and nourish this thirst.</p>
-
-<p>What is its nature? It does not develope the various mental powers. It
-does not strengthen the affections or awaken their inborn eloquence.
-It does not teach us the nature of that great chain of relations which
-holds society in union. Being common to the many, and attainable but
-by the few, it creates an ungenerous rivalry among its votaries. All
-in fancy gaze upon the shining halo of greatness which encircles the
-rulers, and beholding the unbounded adoration paid it by the ruled,
-each resolves, in newness of purpose and strength, to gratify his
-selfish aim, though at the expense of the best hopes of society.</p>
-
-<p>What is its effect? All the faculties of mind are applied and made
-subservient to one end&mdash;individual elevation. A fondness for
-excitement is created, and the mind is ever longing and panting for
-this excitement. Parties start up, and society is engrossed and
-agitated by party dissensions&mdash;dissensions which awaken and cherish
-old prejudices and sectional feelings, to the smothering of those
-which are purer and nobler; dissensions, which combine bad ambition
-and immature intellect; dissensions, which elicit cunning and
-chicanery, instead of throwing out the brilliant thought or touching
-the chord of high affection; dissensions, in which that calm serenity
-which chastens the powers, passions, and emotions which unfold the
-higher graces and charities of our nature, is unknown; dissensions in
-which <i>patriotism</i>, which is a love as universal, as it is noble and
-inspiriting, is forgotten; dissensions, which terminate in the
-elevation of some ambitious leader to the high throne of power; who,
-having reached the summit of his wishes, looks down upon the servile
-mass, and with the utmost complacency throws upon their bended necks
-the yoke of their bondage. Where is here the elevation of society,
-pure feeling, pure thoughts?</p>
-
-<p>The same train of thought may be exemplified by a reference to those
-nations of antiquity, where now the "spirit of decay" has its abiding
-place. The history of ancient republics is familiar to every one;
-their unequalled greatness, their decline and fall are the schoolboy's
-tale. And what does this history tell him? That in times of great
-political excitement there was less virtue, less elevation of mind,
-less real patriotism; that what is noble or excellent in our nature,
-was lost amid the whirl of party dissensions; as in the times of the
-<i>Gracchi</i> when the first seed was sown which led to the fall of the
-"seven-hilled city"&mdash;or still later, when the mighty <i>Cæsar</i> rose, and
-the elements of old parties were stirred up and new ones created,
-until the imperial mistress of the world reeled and fell to the dust.
-This history likewise tells him that the same is true of the democracy
-of Athens&mdash;that in periods of high party contention the excellences
-and glories of mind, so congenial to that "bright clime of battle and
-of song," were unknown, as in the ages of Aristides and Socrates, or
-of Demosthenes and Æschines, when the gold of the Macedonian bought
-their purest patriots.</p>
-
-<p>We come now to the last point which we proposed to set forth. What is
-essential to the elevation of society? Before proceeding in its
-investigation, we would correct all misapprehensions. We would not
-have this age unmindful of the importance of wealth, but would have it
-exert due energy in its acquisition. Wealth, in the hands of
-enlightened mind, is a powerful mean in the improvement of morals and
-intellect, adorns the social structure by its offerings of the
-beauties and elegances of <i>art</i> and nature, dispenses far and near the
-comforts and blessings of life&mdash;and is one of the great levers by
-which society is raised to its highest elevation. Nor would we have
-this age unmindful of political interests. Politics, from the nature
-of the social organization, enter into and necessarily become an
-inherent characteristic of all society. There must be a government of
-laws; and whether the people or their representatives legislate, it is
-necessary that the people understand the nature and effect of
-legislation. Without such knowledge, the maxim, that power is ever
-stealing from the many to the few, would be too truly, fatally,
-verified; for the power-loving nature of man would be enabled, first,
-to throw around the mass an illusive gilded snare&mdash;afterwards, to
-crush it in its iron despotic grasp. There must then be both wealth
-and politics. But we would not have either wealth or politics the
-controlling desire of the mind; thus considered, they debase and
-destroy this mind. We would have them as subordinate instruments to
-one grand desire, the elevation of society. We would have them as the
-satellites which revolve in glorious harmony around the great <i>sun;</i>
-and we would not have them take the place of the sun, for then the
-system would be broken, the music of the spheres hushed, and all
-nature return to primeval chaos.</p>
-
-<p>The promotion of the general well-being of society by a cultivation of
-the heart and intellect, is impliedly required of Americans, from the
-nature and structure of <span class="pagenum"><a name="page384"><small><small>[p. 384]</small></small></a></span>
-our government. It was not reared by the
-gold of the conquered, or on the bones of the subject. It rose into
-being all glorious, the creation of free minds enlightened by the
-reason and experience of centuries. Being the opposite of despotism,
-it does not chain down the powers of mind or shrivel away their
-existence. Nor does it like Sparta, unchain the mind, only to
-stimulate its martial character; for the rainbow of peace is the
-circling arch of our national fabric. Founded in morals and intellect,
-it appeals to their cultivation as the means of its prosperity and
-perpetuity. It says to the mind, be free!&mdash;free, to expand in full
-bloom and vigor&mdash;free, to be noble&mdash;free, to rise and soar with the
-strength and majesty of the eagle! And it attaches a meaning to
-freedom of mind. That mind is free which is not bound to the will of
-party; which is not the slave of any imperious passion or desire. That
-mind is free which can love and rejoice over the prosperity of the
-Union. That mind is free which does not allow the still current of the
-soul's affections to be chilled by impure passion or feeling, but
-increases its onward flow in warmth and strength. That mind is free
-which thinks and acts as becomes the "noblest work" of Deity. That
-mind is free which enjoys a full and chaste development of all its
-powers, passions and emotions; which knows and observes its relations;
-which can concentrate its thoughts on a single point; which, when it
-looks abroad upon nature's works, beholds the reflected power and
-wisdom of a <i>God;</i> or, which, as it gazes upon the azure sky, the
-verdant forest, the beautiful river, the sparkling lake, the
-storm-rolling ocean, feels inexpressible delight and reverence. Such
-is the meaning which our government attaches to the phrase "freedom of
-mind." What in the nature of things can be clearer? Does it not
-require of this people a general cultivation of mind?</p>
-
-<p>Consistency then with the objects of our government requires, that the
-great pervading desire of society should be its elevation by its
-universal mental cultivation. Such a desire is opposed to the selfish
-system&mdash;is the protecting angel of patriotism. It combines the
-excellences of intellect and pure ambition. It lifts the mind from low
-and grovelling objects to the contemplation of those which are purer
-and higher, delighting in the good, the exalted. In it is concentrated
-whatever is noble in morals, whatever is sublime and unanswerable in truth.</p>
-
-<p>What is meant by universal mental cultivation? We find it not in the
-history of nations. The history of the world is no more than a record
-of human usurpations based on human ignorance. A powerful few have
-ever moulded and wielded the destinies of mankind. Learning has shone
-only to render more brilliant some kingly reign. Unlike the great
-luminary of day, which it should resemble, its beams have ever been
-confined within the compass of a court or palace. The mountain peaks
-only of society have felt its light, while at the base, where the
-great mass congregate, there has been utter darkness. True, we are
-told of remarkable eras in the history of learning&mdash;of the Augustan
-age, when all that was beautiful and powerful in thought, all that was
-magic in conception or grand in imagery, shone forth in the most
-attractive forms; of the reigns of queens Anne and Elizabeth, when the
-graces and elegances of English literature were unrivalled, as they
-appeared in the majestic imaginings of Shakspeare, the nervous beauty
-and simplicity of Addison, and other master minds; of periods in the
-learning of Italy, when Dante, Tasso, Petrarch, gave a new name and a
-new being to Italian intellect. But was the state of society, as a
-whole, refined and elevated in any of these remarkable eras? The
-lights were chiefly intellectual, and belonged to the higher grades of
-society; besides, they shone but for a short time and departed,
-leaving the deeper darkness. Moreover, they were purely literary, and
-pure literature never reaches the mass of mind. True, it is perpetual,
-and shines down from age to age, as do the lights of those eras which
-now illumine in some degree the mind of the present; but it is only a
-reflection from eminence to eminence&mdash;the people see it, feel it not.
-We repeat it, learning has ever been confined to the few; the many
-have never known its invigorating influence.</p>
-
-<p>Now, mind is the moving and guiding principle of all human action.
-Mind teaches the nature of the delicate and momentous relations which
-unite society, preserves their beauty and uniformity, developes their
-power and usefulness. This mind dwells with the mass of mankind. We
-would then, that society may be elevated, have the rays of knowledge
-penetrate and expand this mind. We would have the genius of learning
-courted and wooed from her mountain residence, that literature and
-science might come down, and walk radiant with truth and loveliness
-through every grade of the community. We would have the bright light
-struck out from the mind of the mass, and its illuminations reach the
-uttermost boundaries of the land, as extensive as the circling canopy
-of the sky. So speaks the voice of humanity, even as the voice of an angel.</p>
-
-<p>Again: What is meant by universal mental cultivation? It is not the
-expansion of any single mental power or susceptibility. There should
-be no brilliancy of intellect unmellowed by the radiancy of moral
-feeling&mdash;no strength of passion or sentiment uninfluenced by other of
-the mind's faculties. There must be a mental balance, which is the
-great secret of all education. From the want of such balance,
-Ignorance, with her offspring, Superstition and Prejudice, has ever
-weighed down the intellectual scale and destroyed the noblest results
-of mental effort. That system should be discarded which developes only
-the powers of intellect. Variety, the high thought, the virtuous
-sentiment, the beautiful and sublime emotion, the chaste passion, all,
-in happy union, raise communities to power and happiness.</p>
-
-<p>Surely, it is not illogical to maintain, that an endowment of
-diversified powers and affections of mind, impliedly requires their
-cultivation. Why the gift of reason, of memory, of imagination? Why
-the gift of moral and religious feeling, of love, of sympathy&mdash;or of
-any faculty? It would be absurd to say that they are mere trifles,
-mere butterfly appendages, to gratify taste or pleasure. Further, this
-diversity of mind, entering into, necessarily creates the numerous
-individual fibres which are the sources of the vigor and strength of
-the social frame. Is it not then evident, that the expansion of any
-one mental power to the neglect of all, or of some to the neglect of
-others, would take away more or less of this vigor and strength; would
-disfigure the social frame and destroy its beauty and harmony of
-proportion? Here, the mind suggests
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page385"><small><small>[p. 385]</small></small></a></span>
-an analogical argument. Look
-abroad over the material world. Is there sameness? Is there the
-exclusive development of any single feature? Is the earth's surface
-one barren, limitless plain? or its soil of one kind? or its deep
-mines all gold, or silver, or iron? Or do we behold a world of water,
-of inconceivable sublimity? No! There is the mountain, bold and
-rugged, bleak, or crowned with magnificent foliage, to awaken the
-emotions and give wings to the imagination; the valley of varied soil
-suited to the production of the comforts of life; the vein of gold, of
-silver, of iron, each and all, in happy effect, increasing the
-embellishments and blessings of society; and there are the river, the
-lake, and still worlds of water. What is there useful or harmonious,
-or ornamental, or enlivening, or grand, unseen in this, the Deity's
-material creation? Now, observe the mental world. There is reason,
-producing the solid and beneficial; memory and imagination, her
-handmaids, assisting her vigor and research, and robing her in
-loveliness and brightness; the affections, diffusing through all and
-throwing over all a glow of love, beauty, and peace; thus, preserving
-the necessary relations, and showing their glorious influences when
-developed and joined in union in this the <i>Deity's</i> mental creation.
-Should you take from the material world one of its parts, you would
-destroy its harmony and uniformity. A similar result would follow,
-should you take from the mental world one of its parts. Let there,
-then, be no single mental development since it destroys the other
-powers and their relations, but let there be a full growth of all to
-their greatest, their proudest stature. Let the systems of the past be
-forgotten, and in contemplation of the future, let us resolve that no
-one passion or desire of mind, shall erect its tyrant throne on the
-prostration of other nobler powers. For the mind fully cultivated is a
-"museum of knowledge," lives forever "serene in youthful beauty."</p>
-
-<p>The principle of universal mental cultivation being set forth, its
-bearing and effect will be seen in its application to the various
-classes of society. First, in the professions, that of the law being
-the one of our adoption, and therefore most congenial to our thoughts,
-we select for illustration. The science of law considered strictly,
-only in reference to rules, forms, and the gathered opinions of
-centuries, may be styled an isolated system in character, cold and
-forbidding. But construed liberally, in all its relations and
-bearings, it embraces within its circle all that belongs to human
-action. It appeals to, and acts upon the good sense and good feeling
-of mankind. It is the protector of morals, and may be the defender of
-religion. It is the guardian and dispenser of social rights, and their
-invincible champion with power. It combats vice and ignorance,
-unravels the cunning and chicanery of men, and brings forth truth all
-beautiful and overwhelming. In short, founded in justice and the good
-of society, it becomes the conservator of religion, morals, and
-intellect. What should be the qualifications of the high priests who
-administer around the sacred altars of the judicial temple? They
-should sound deep the wells of knowledge, and be familiar with nice
-and subtle distinctions. They should know every motive of human
-conduct, from that which causes the most delicate to that which causes
-the most stupendous movements in society. They should examine well the
-passions, their sources and effect upon the mind. They should look
-abroad upon society, understand its origin, the nature of its
-relations, their beautiful adaptations, their harmonious influences,
-and love to increase its glory and happiness by the cultivation of
-fresh virtues and excellences. They should, for this end, unlock the
-store-houses of wisdom and knowledge for original and sound
-principles, for apt illustration. They should be thoroughly
-indoctrinated in a spirit of true philosophy&mdash;of that philosophy which
-teaches the intimate nature of the transactions and interests of
-men&mdash;of that philosophy which teaches what should characterize every
-action whether in the family or in the outward world. They should be
-old acquaintances with the master spirits of literature and science,
-both in ancient and modern times; that "halo" of mingled character, of
-light, grace and magic, which encircles the Muses, should likewise be
-to them a fount of inspiration. Now, such a preparation presupposes a
-full development of minds&mdash;of minds, not only powerful in stern
-reason, but rich and dazzling in imagination, and useful in the
-exercise of all other powers; of minds, not only great in some one of
-the affections, but deeply imbued in all the higher and sympathetic
-feelings of the heart. Such being the case, these minds, which we may
-call by their prototypes, Marshalls and Wirts, will raise the
-profession to the loftiest pinnacle of eminence, will stamp its
-character for moral and intellectual power and usefulness. The same
-remarks apply to the other professions, and the same train of cause
-and effect will raise them to a similar eminence.</p>
-
-<p>But is the elevation of the professions the elevation of society? So
-has thought the world, and generation after generation has passed
-away, and others and others have followed, and still it is thus
-thought. But it is time that this fatal delusion, which has hung like
-an incubus over society, blasting its bloom and vigor, should be
-dispelled&mdash;that all grades may rise to their rightful station. Never
-was suggested to mortal mind a fairer scheme, or one of more moral
-grandeur. The mechanic possessing the same mental gifts, enjoying the
-same rights, holding the same momentous relations to society as the
-professional man, should likewise have his heart and intellect fully
-developed. It is not sufficient that he be a mere mechanic. A mere
-mechanic is a child in the world of knowledge. It is not sufficient
-that he be a good workman, though he be as skilful and precise in the
-use of his instrument, as was the Moorish king Saladin, in Scott's
-story of the Talisman. In mere workmanship there is no illumination of
-intellect, no awakening of emotion, no refinement of passion. The
-principles of science are closely interwoven in every piece of
-mechanism. He should master well these principles, the effect of their
-application, consider them as the solid basis of the comforts and
-conveniences of life, and not the least among the means of human power
-and enjoyment. He should love his trade because of the science
-engrafted in it, because of its usefulness, because of its affording
-him an enduring place in Fame's temple. For this purpose, he should go
-back to the earliest, feeblest dawn of science, when first Israel's
-shepherds gazed upon the star-gemmed firmament, and mark its gradual
-but onward progress; how, at one period, it shone all luminous; how,
-at another, it went down in universal midnight; how again it revived
-under the touch of a few mighty geniuses, and rose
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page386"><small><small>[p. 386]</small></small></a></span> clustered
-with new principles and discoveries, with the glory and splendor of
-the sun itself. The productions of Newton and Franklin, and other
-great lights both of the past and present, should be the aliment of
-his mind; their thoughts, which when sought, come clear and
-inspiriting from the living page, should be familiar to him as
-household words; and how they studied and thought, he should learn to
-study and think. And like them, whatever is important in the material
-world, above or below, he should make the playthings of his inquiring
-mind. And like them, he should not be ignorant of whatever is
-excellent in religion, useful in philosophy, enrapturing in song, or
-thrilling in eloquence. He will thus exhibit a mind not stinted in its
-growth, not controlled by any one desire, but a mind, like Milton's
-tree of paradise, weighed down with rich and delicious fruits&mdash;a mind,
-elevated, useful and polished. He will thus exalt his trade, and add
-to it new and brighter glories. But the elevation of professions and
-mechanical trades is not sufficient to produce the general elevation
-of society. They compose no more than half of the great mass of mind.
-There are yet the <i>merchant</i> and the <i>farmer</i>, who should be raised to
-a like eminence. Commerce, viewed in reference to buying and selling,
-retards the moral and intellectual improvement of mankind. Thus
-viewed, and connected with avarice for money, it would create a nation
-of pedlars. But, considered in its widest sense, as influencing the
-business and interests of men, and thus acting on thought and feeling,
-as entering into every social relation, as drawing on the resources of
-the earth, the air, and the water, as connected with foreign climes,
-and uniting nations by golden links of sympathy and interest, it is by
-far the most comprehensive and important of all life's vocations. The
-merchant then should possess a mind sure, deep and searching; nor
-should he be a novice in knowledge of any kind. What is peculiar to
-variety of soil and climate, what to the habits and feelings of
-countries, what to their wants and desires, should be fully known to
-him. What are the duties and obligations, arising from the many and
-weighty relations which his calling creates, should likewise be fully
-known to him. He should therefore be a historian, a philosopher, a
-scholar, and a Christian. Commerce will then rise to the highest
-degree of perfection and usefulness.</p>
-
-<p>And is the mind of the farmer, amid all this moral and intellectual
-illumination, to remain uncultivated? Is he an isolated being,
-unconnected by any relations with society? or has he no obligations to
-perform in common with his fellow men? Has he not those varied mental
-endowments, which are the glory of his species, which exalt, adorn,
-bless, and refine? Or is he incapable of feeling the poetry of the
-emotions, delight, beauty, and sublimity? or of that warmth and
-exaltedness of sympathetic virtue, which stimulate and invigorate the
-spirit of love and benevolence? Is there no knowledge or science in
-agriculture? Agriculture is closely allied to commerce, and has a
-bearing greater or less on every pursuit in life. It may be called an
-unfailing source of national wealth and prosperity, supplying the
-wants of man, and imparting new life, and stirring, ceaseless activity
-to trade of every kind. Besides, its followers&mdash;uninfluenced by the
-vanities and vices of the world, so effeminating, so debasing to the
-mind&mdash;are the repositories of the integrity and patriotism of society.
-Indeed, we may say that the farmer is the guardian of government,
-rights and laws; the watchman, sleeping neither by day nor by night,
-on the outposts of defence. We would then have his mind cultivated
-both morally and intellectually, that he may know and observe the
-duties imposed upon him by society&mdash;by Heaven. We would then have him
-conversant with all that is noble or mighty, with all that is
-inspiriting or strengthening in literature, science, and philosophy,
-both in the ancient and modern world, for then agriculture shall
-become a fountain of power and usefulness, and a "wall of fire" around society.</p>
-
-<p>And what is the effect of this principle thus applied to the various
-classes of society? Heretofore, and at present, to a certain extent,
-as we have before remarked, learning has ever belonged to a few,
-constituting a single class of society, and of course, the
-repositories of all moral and intellectual power and wisdom. And
-these, having the power in their own grasp, and standing on lofty
-stations and surrounded by a false show of glory and goodness, the
-result of admiring ignorance, mould and wield the destinies of
-society. To them the mass of mind looks up, as to oracular deities,
-with much the same faith and confidence as the ancient pagan, when
-consulting the Pytho of the Delphian shrine. Thus, the elevation of
-society has ever been characterized by the moral and intellectual
-education of a single class; and as this class has been cultivated,
-communities have risen or fallen. Thus, the history of society has
-ever been, like the waves of a rolling sea, a series of fluctuations.
-Now, this principle of universal mental cultivation, as above applied,
-destroys this usurping, tyrannizing system. It takes from the few the
-power of holding and disposing of the rights of the many, giving to
-the many the same mental superiority and knowledge. It presents not an
-isolated point, but raises all grades to the same glorious, elevated level.</p>
-
-<p>The mind of society is composed, to a greater or less degree, by the
-mingling of purity and pollution. As the pure rivers of intellect and
-affection flow on, they are met by counter streams deeper and broader,
-emanating from the sources of evil and ignorance. Thus, good is
-counteracted, and its tendency destroyed by evil; thus, society is
-full of bitter animosities and contentions, and kept in a deleterious,
-feverish excitement, destructive of all noble effort. By the
-introduction of this principle, peace, active and beauteous, will calm
-the angry waters, and the countless currents of thought and feeling
-which sweep society, will only tend to the magnifying of one grand
-current flowing to universal good. Moreover, at the approach of this
-light, struck out of the mind of the mass, ignorance, though sitting
-upon her throne of centuries, shall find her throne to crumble from
-under her, and her reign over mankind to depart forever. Superstition,
-too, which has ever chained down the soaring spirit of mind, and
-destroyed the harmony and independence of society, shall find her
-power vanish&mdash;her altars prostrate&mdash;"her spell over the minds of men
-broken, never to unite again." In their place, whatever is glorious,
-noble, and sublime in mind, will reign supreme. And instead of any one
-desire giving tone productive of sordid selfishness to the thought and
-action of society; or instead of that levelling spirit, originating in
-lawless passion, which tramples upon and bids defiance to all law and
-good order&mdash;which marches
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page387"><small><small>[p. 387]</small></small></a></span>
-through society with the terror and
-fatality of a thousand plagues&mdash;from a union of the virtues of the
-heart and intellect, a spirit of high-mindedness will arise, full of
-nobleness and power, to guarantee the force of law, to strengthen the
-social ties, and, like the star of the east, which marked the coming
-of the Saviour, ensure to the world universal happiness.</p>
-
-<p>Are the effects of this principle sufficient to create a motive
-conducive to the universal cultivation of mind&mdash;or is something more
-required? As an effect creative of a motive, we would merely refer to
-the immortality of mental achievement. It is a fact, known to every
-one of common observation, that a virtuous mind dies not with the
-clayey tenement, but lives forever in its hallowed results. It is
-founded in reason and philosophy. The mind of the past is not
-different in its essential characteristics from the mind of the
-present; and therefore, the thoughts and feelings of the past are in a
-measure congenial with our thoughts and feelings; and from this
-kindred sympathy, it is, that the intellect of the remotest antiquity
-lives in the intellect of the most distant future. Are Homer, or
-Cicero, or any of that galaxy of mind which casts so brilliant, so
-undying a lustre over the ancient world, forgotten? Are Milton and
-Shakspeare, or Newton and Franklin, or any of the illustrious moderns,
-whatever their sphere of action, forgotten? The beautiful fanes and
-consecrated groves, where genius was wont to shine in her full power
-and brightness; the elegances of art, her towering domes and her
-magnificent columns, once the centre of admiration; the luxuries and
-splendors of opulence, once affording rich continued
-gratification&mdash;where are they? They have passed away, like "shadows
-over a rock," and are lost in the dust. But the mind which created
-them, admired them, enjoyed them, lives, will live, shall live,
-forever, forever.</p>
-
-<div align="right"><small>H. J. G.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-
-<blockquote><small><i>Cincinnati</i>.</small></blockquote>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect24"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>DYING MEDITATIONS</h4>
-<center><small>OF A NEW YORK ALDERMAN.</small></center>
-<br><br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem20">
- <tr><td>Let me review the glories that are past,<br>
- And nobly dine, in fancy, to the last;<br>
- Since here an end of all my feasts I see,<br>
- And death will soon make turtle soup of me!<br>
- Full soon the tyrant's jaws will stop my jaw,<br>
- A <i>bonne bouche</i> I, for his insatiate maw;<br>
- My tongue, whose taste in venison was supreme,<br>
- Whose bouncing blunders Gotham's daily theme,<br>
- In far less pleasant <i>fix</i> will shortly be<br>
- Than when it smack'd the luscious callipee.<br>
- Oh would the gourmand his stern claim give o'er,<br>
- And bid me eat my way through life once more!<br>
- And might (my pray'rs were then not spent in vain,)<br>
- A hundred civic feasts roll round again,<br>
- As sound experience makes all men more wise,<br>
- How great th' improvement from my own would rise!<br>
- What matchless flavor I would give each dish,<br>
- Whether of venison, soup, or fowl, or fish!<br>
- In this more spice&mdash;in that more gen'rous wine,<br>
- Gods, what ecstatic pleasure would be mine!<br>
- But no&mdash;ungratified my palate burns,<br>
- Departed joy to me no more returns;<br>
- And vainly fancy strives my death to sweeten,<br>
- With dreams of dinners never to be eaten.<br>
- The dawning of my youth gave promise bright<br>
- Of vict'ry in the gastronomic fight:<br>
- "Turtle!" I cried, when at the nurse's breast,<br>
- My cries for turtle broke her midnight rest;<br>
- Such pleasure in the darling word I found,<br>
- That turtle! turtle! made the house resound.<br>
- When, after years of thankless toil and pains,<br>
- The pedant spic'd with A B C my brains,<br>
- My cranium teem'd, like Peter's heav'nly sheet,<br>
- With thoughts of fish and flesh and fowls to eat;<br>
- The turtle's natural hist'ry charm'd my sense&mdash;<br>
- Adieu, forever, syntax, mood and tense!<br>
- And when in zoologic books I read,<br>
- That once a turtle liv'd without his head,<br>
- To emulate this feat I soon began,<br>
- And so became a Gotham Alderman.<br>
- A civic soldier, I no dangers fear'd,<br>
- Save indigestion or a greasy beard;<br>
- <i>Forced balls</i> were shot, I fac'd with hearty thanks,<br>
- And in the <i>attack on Turkey</i> led the ranks,<br>
- The fork my bayonet&mdash;the knife my sword,<br>
- And mastication victory secur'd.<br>
- Alas! that kill'd and eat'n foes should plague us,<br>
- And puke their way back through the œsophagus!<br>
- Ye murder'd tribes of earth and air and sea,<br>
- Dyspepsia hath reveng'd your deaths on me!<br>
- Ah! what is life? A glass of ginger beer,<br>
- Racy and sparkling, bubbling, foaming, clear;<br>
- But when its carbonated gas is gone,<br>
- What matter where the vapid lees are thrown?<br>
- In this eternal world to which I go,<br>
- I wonder whether people eat or no!<br>
- If so, I trust that I shall get a chair,<br>
- Since all my life I've striv'n but to prepare.<br>
- And holy writ&mdash;unless our preachers lie&mdash;<br>
- Says, "Eat and drink, to-morrow we must die."<br>
- My faith was firm as ardent zeal could wish,<br>
- From Noah's ark full down to Jonah's fish.<br>
- Then may the pow'rs but give a starving sinner,<br>
- A <i>bid</i> to that eternal turtle dinner!</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<div align="right"><small>E. M.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect25"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>IRENE.</h4>
-<br>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem21">
- <tr><td>I stand beneath the soaring moon<br>
- At midnight in the month of June.<br>
- An influence dewy, drowsy, dim,<br>
- Is dripping from yon golden rim.<br>
- Grey towers are mouldering into rest,<br>
- Wrapping the fog around their breast.<br>
- Looking like Lethe, see! the lake<br>
- A conscious slumber seems to take,<br>
- And would not for the world awake.<br>
- The rosemary sleeps upon the grave,<br>
- The lily lolls upon the wave,<br>
- And million cedars to and fro<br>
- Are rocking lullabies as they go<br>
- To the lone oak that nodding hangs<br>
- Above yon cataract of Serangs.<br>
-<br>
- All Beauty sleeps!&mdash;and lo! where lies<br>
- With casement open to the skies<br>
- Irene with her destinies!<br>
- And hark the sounds so low yet clear,<br>
- (Like music of another sphere)<br>
- Which steal within the slumberer's ear,<br>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page388"><small><small>[p. 388]</small></small></a></span>
- Or so appear&mdash;or so appear!<br>
- "O lady sweet, how camest thou here?<br>
- "Strange are thine eyelids! strange thy dress!<br>
- "And strange thy glorious length of tress!<br>
- "Sure thou art come o'er far off seas<br>
- "A wonder to our desert trees!<br>
- "Some gentle wind hath thought it right<br>
- "To open thy window to the night,<br>
- "And wanton airs from the tree-top<br>
- "Laughingly through the lattice drop,<br>
- "And wave this crimson canopy,<br>
- "So fitfully, so fearfully,<br>
- "As a banner o'er thy dreaming eye<br>
- "That o'er the floor, and down the wall,<br>
- "Like ghosts the shadows rise and fall&mdash;<br>
- "Then, for thine own all radiant sake,<br>
- "Lady, awake! awake! awake!<br>
-<br>
- The lady sleeps!&mdash;oh, may her sleep<br>
- As it is lasting, so be deep,<br>
- No icy worms about her creep!<br>
- I pray to God that she may lie<br>
- Forever with as calm an eye&mdash;<br>
- That chamber changed for one more holy,<br>
- That bed for one more melancholy!<br>
- Far in the forest dim and old,<br>
- For her may some tall vault unfold,<br>
- Against whose sounding door she hath thrown<br>
- In childhood many an idle stone&mdash;<br>
- Some tomb which oft hath flung its black<br>
- And vampire-wing-like pannels back,<br>
- Fluttering triumphant o'er the palls<br>
- Of her old family funerals.</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<div align="right"><small>E. A. P.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect26"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4>VERBAL CRITICISMS.</h4>
-<br>
-
-<p><i>Guessing and Reckoning</i>. Right merry have the people of England made
-themselves at the expense of us their younger brethren of this side of
-the Atlantic, for the manner in which we are wont to use the verbs, to
-guess and to reckon. But they have unjustly chided us therefor, since
-it would not be difficult to find in many of the British Classics of
-more than a century's standing, instances of the use of these words
-precisely in the American manner. In the perusal of Locke's Essay on
-Education a short time since, I noticed the word guess made use of
-three times in <i>our</i> way. In section 28 he says, "Once in four and
-twenty hours is enough, and no body, <i>I guess</i>, will think it too
-much;" again, in section 167, "But yet, <i>I guess</i>, this is not to be
-done with children whilst very young, nor at their entrance upon any
-sort of knowledge;" and again, in section 174, "And he whose design it
-is to excel in English poetry, would not, <i>I guess</i>, think the way to
-it was to make his first essay in Latin verses."</p>
-
-<p>Was John Locke a Yankee? Or have the people of the United States
-preserved one of the meanings of the verb <i>to guess</i> which has become
-obsolete in England?</p>
-
-<p>In several passages of the English version of the New Testament the
-word <i>reckon</i> is used as the people in many parts of the United States
-are in the habit of using it. In the Epistle to the Romans, chapter 8,
-verse 18, is an instance, "For <i>I reckon</i> that the sufferings of this
-present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall
-be revealed to us."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Take and tell</i>." "If you do so I will <i>take and tell</i> father," such
-is the constant language of children. What will they take? Is the
-expression a contraction of some obsolete phrase? Who can tell me if
-it is to be met with in print?</p>
-
-<p><i>Had have</i>. I have for some time noticed this corruption in
-conversation. It has lately crept into print. Here are instances of
-it, "Had I have gone, I should not have met her," "If I had have been
-at the sale I would not have bought it at that price." I have a
-suspicion that a rapid pronunciation of "would have," "should have,"
-and "could have," has given rise to this. "I'd have gone," "I'd have
-come," and similar phrases have probably introduced it, the
-contraction answering as well for <i>had</i> as <i>would</i>, <i>could</i>, and
-<i>should</i>. It is very awkward and incorrect.</p>
-
-<p><i>Fully equal</i>. This is a tautologous expression in constant use. "This
-work is <i>fully equal</i> to its predecessor." The writer means to say
-that the last work is equal to the first; but what is the use of the
-<i>fully</i>, unless there can be an equality which is <i>not full</i> and
-perfect?</p>
-
-<p><i>Eventuate</i>. The editor of Coleridge's Table Talk, very justly
-denounces this Americanism. He says it is to be met with in Washington
-Irving's Tour to the Prairies. If so, so much the worse for the book.
-It is a barbarism, "I pray you avoid it." We do not need the word, so
-that it cannot be sneaked in, under the plea of necessity. The English
-verb, <i>to result</i>, means all, I presume, that the fathers of
-<i>eventuate</i> design that it shall mean. If we may coin <i>eventuate</i> from
-event, why not <i>processiate</i> from process, <i>contemptiate</i> from
-contempt, <i>excessiate</i> from excess, and a hundred more, all as useful
-and elegant as <i>eventuate?</i></p>
-
-<p><i>Directly</i>. Many of the English writers of the present day, use this
-word in a manner inelegant and unsanctioned, I am convinced, by any
-standard author. They appear to think that it has the same meaning as
-the phrase "as soon as." For instance: "The troops were dismissed
-<i>directly</i> the general had reviewed them." "The House of Lords
-adjourned <i>directly</i> this important bill had passed." I am happy to
-find that the writers in this country have not fallen into it.</p>
-
-<p><i>Mutual</i>. When persons speak of an individual's being <i>a mutual
-friend</i> of two others, who perhaps may not know each other, they
-attach a meaning to the word mutual which does not belong to it. A and
-B may be mutual friends, but how C can be the mutual friend of A and B
-it is difficult to comprehend. Where is the mutuality in this case? We
-should say, C is the <i>common</i> friend of A and B. Several of the
-associations for interment which have lately been instituted, have
-seized upon the word <i>mutual</i> and used it very absurdly. They style
-themselves "Mutual Burial Societies." How can two individuals <i>bury
-each other?</i> and yet this is implied by the term "<i>mutual</i>."</p>
-
-<p>Is not the familiar phrase, "now-a-days," a corruption of "in our
-days?"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>If I am not mistaken</i>." This is evidently wrong. If what I say to
-another is misunderstood, I am <i>mistaken</i>, but if I misunderstand what
-is said to me, I am <i>mistaking</i>, and so we should speak and write.</p>
-
-<p><i>Degrees of perfection</i>. "The army," says president Monroe, in one of
-his messages, "has arrived at <i>a high degree of perfection</i>." There
-can be no degrees of perfection. Any thing which is <i>perfect</i> cannot
-become <i>more</i> <span class="pagenum"><a name="page389"><small><small>[p. 389]</small></small></a></span>
-<i>perfect</i>, and any thing which falls short of
-perfection is in <i>a degree of imperfection</i>.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Is being built</i>." This form of expression has met with many and
-zealous advocates. It is an error almost exclusively confined to
-print. In conversation we would say, "the house is <i>getting</i> built,"
-and no one would be in doubt as to our meaning. <i>Being built</i> is the
-past or perfect participle, which according to Lindley Murray,
-signifies action perfected or finished. How then can prefixing the
-word <i>is</i> or <i>are</i>, words in the present tense, before it, convert
-this meaning into another signifying the continuation of the building
-at this moment? We say, "the house <i>being built</i> the family moved in,"
-and imply absolute completion by the phrase <i>being built</i>, as people
-are not in the habit of moving into unfinished houses. To say that the
-house is being built, is no more than saying that the house is built,
-and by this we understand that the building is completely finished,
-not that the work is still going on.</p>
-
-<p>I do not know that any of Shakspeare's hundred and one commentators
-has noticed the pun in Hamlet's address to his father's ghost, "Thou
-comest to me in such a <i>questionable</i> shape, that I will <i>speak</i> to
-thee." Perhaps the great bard meant to exhibit the coolness of his
-hero by placing a jest in his mouth. Hamlet immediately after proceeds
-to <i>question</i> the spirit.</p>
-<br>
-<br><hr align="center" width="100"><a name="sect27"></a>
-<br>
-<br>
-<h4><i>Editorial</i>.</h4>
-<hr align="center" width="25">
-<br>
-<center>LYNCH'S LAW.</center>
-<br>
-<p>Frequent inquiry has been made within the last year as to the origin
-of Lynch's law. This subject now possesses historical interest. It
-will be perceived from the annexed paper, that the law, so called,
-originated in 1780, in Pittsylvania, Virginia. Colonel William Lynch,
-of that county, was its author; and we are informed by a resident, who
-was a member of a body formed for the purpose of carrying it into
-effect, that the efforts of the association were wholly successful. A
-trained band of villains, whose operations extended from North to
-South, whose well concerted schemes had bidden defiance to the
-ordinary laws of the land, and whose success encouraged them to
-persevere in depredations upon an unoffending community, was dispersed
-and laid prostrate under the infliction of Lynch's law. Of how many
-terrible, and deeply to be lamented consequences&mdash;of how great an
-amount of permanent evil&mdash;has the partial and temporary good been
-productive!</p>
-
-<p>"Whereas, many of the inhabitants of the county of Pittsylvania, as
-well as elsewhere, have sustained great and intolerable losses by a
-set of lawless men who have banded themselves together to deprive
-honest men of their just rights and property, by stealing their
-horses, counterfeiting, and passing paper currency, and committing
-many other species of villainy, too tedious to mention, and that those
-vile miscreants do still persist in their diabolical practices, and
-have hitherto escaped the civil power with impunity, it being almost
-useless and unnecessary to have recourse to our laws to suppress and
-punish those freebooters, they having it in their power to extricate
-themselves when brought to justice by suborning witnesses who do swear
-them clear&mdash;we, the subscribers, being determined to put a stop to the
-iniquitous practices of those unlawful and abandoned wretches, do
-enter into the following association, to wit: that next to our
-consciences, soul and body, we hold our rights and property, sacred
-and inviolable. We solemnly protest before God and the world, that
-(for the future) upon hearing or having sufficient reason to believe,
-that any villainy or species of villainy having been committed within
-our neighborhood, we will forthwith embody ourselves, and repair
-immediately to the person or persons suspected, or those under
-suspicious characters, harboring, aiding, or assisting those villains,
-and if they will not desist from their evil practices, we will inflict
-such corporeal punishment on him or them, as to us shall seem adequate
-to the crime committed or the damage sustained; that we will protect
-and defend each and every one of us, the subscribers, as well jointly
-as severally, from the insults and assaults offered by any other
-person in their behalf: and further, we do bind ourselves jointly and
-severally, our joint and several heirs &amp;c. to pay or cause to be paid,
-all damages that shall or may accrue in consequence of this our
-laudable undertaking, and will pay an equal proportion according to
-our several abilities; and we, after having a sufficient number of
-subscribers to this association, will convene ourselves to some
-convenient place, and will make choice of our body five of the best
-and most discreet men belonging to our body, to direct and govern the
-whole, and we will strictly adhere to their determinations in all
-cases whatsoever relative to the above undertaking; and if any of our
-body summoned to attend the execution of this our plan, and fail so to
-do without a reasonable excuse, they shall forfeit and pay the sum of
-one hundred pounds current money of Virginia, to be appropriated
-towards defraying the contingent expenses of this our undertaking. In
-witness whereof we have hereunto set our hands, this 22d day September
-1780."</p>
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr align="center" width="100">
-<br>
-<br><a name="sect28"></a>
-<h4>CRITICAL NOTICES.</h4>
-<hr align="center" width="25">
-<br>
-<center>SPAIN REVISITED.</center>
-
-<p><i>Spain Revisited. By the author of "A Year in Spain." New York: Harper
-and Brothers.</i></p>
-
-<p>Some three months since we had occasion to express our high admiration
-of Lieutenant Slidell's <i>American in England</i>. The work now before us
-presents to the eye of the critical reader many if not all of those
-peculiarities which distinguished its predecessor. We find the same
-force and freedom. We recognize the same artist-like way of depicting
-persons, scenery, or manners, by a succession of minute and
-well-managed details. We perceive also the same terseness and
-originality of expression. Still we must be pardoned for saying that
-many of the same <i>niaiseries</i> are also apparent, and most especially
-an abundance of very bad grammar and a superabundance of gross errors
-in syntatical arrangement.</p>
-
-<p>With the <i>Dedicatory Letter</i> prefixed to <i>Spain Revisited</i>, we have no
-patience whatever. It does great credit to the kind and gentlemanly
-feelings of Lieutenant Slidell, but it forms no inconsiderable
-drawback upon <span class="pagenum"><a name="page390"><small><small>[p. 390]</small></small></a></span>
-our previously entertained opinions of his good
-taste. We can at no time, and under no circumstances, see either
-meaning or delicacy in parading the sacred relations of personal
-friendship before the unscrupulous eyes of the public. And even when
-these things are well done and briefly done, we do believe them to be
-in the estimation of all persons of nice feeling a nuisance and an
-abomination. But it very rarely happens that the closest scrutiny can
-discover in the least offensive of these dedications any thing better
-than extravagance, affectation or incongruity. We are not sure that it
-would be impossible, in the present instance, to designate gross
-examples of all three. What connection has the name of Lieutenant
-Upshur with the present Spanish Adventures of Lieutenant Slidell?
-None. Then why insist upon a connection which the world cannot
-perceive? The Dedicatory letter, in the present instance, is either a
-<i>bona fide</i> epistle actually addressed before publication to
-Lieutenant Upshur, intended strictly as a memorial of friendship, and
-published because no good reasons could be found for the
-non-publication&mdash;or its plentiful professions are all hollowness and
-falsity, and it was never meant to be any thing more than a very
-customary public compliment.</p>
-
-<p>Our first supposition is negatived by the stiff and highly constrained
-character of the <i>style</i>, totally distinct from the usual, and we will
-suppose the less carefully arranged composition of the author. What
-man in his senses ever wrote as follows, from the simple impulses of
-gratitude or friendship?</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>In times past, a dedication, paid for by a great literary patron,
-furnished the author at once with the means of parading his own
-servility, and ascribing to his idol virtues which had no real
-existence. Though this custom be condemned by the better taste of the
-age in which we live, friendship may yet claim the privilege of
-eulogizing virtues which really exist; if so, I might here draw the
-portrait of a rare combination of them; I might describe a courage, a
-benevolence, a love of justice coupled with an honest indignation at
-whatever outrages it, a devotion to others and forgetfulness of self,
-such as are not often found blended in one character, were I not
-deterred by the consideration that when I should have completed my
-task, the eulogy, which would seem feeble to those who knew the
-original, might be condemned as extravagant by those who do not.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>Can there be any thing more palpably artificial than all this? The
-writer commences by informing his bosom friend that whereas in times
-past men were given up to fulsome flattery in their dedications, not
-scrupling to endow their patrons with virtues they never possessed,
-he, the Lieutenant, intends to be especially delicate and original in
-his own peculiar method of applying the panegyrical plaster, and to
-confine himself to qualities which have a real existence. Now this is
-the very sentiment, if sentiment it may be called, with which all the
-toad-eaters since the flood have introduced their dedicatory letters.
-What immediately follows is in the same vein, and is worthy of the
-ingenious Don Puffando himself. All the good qualities in the world
-are first enumerated&mdash;Lieutenant Upshur is then informed, by the most
-approved rules of circumbendibus, that he possesses them, one and
-each, in the highest degree, but that his friend the author of "<i>Spain
-Revisited</i>" is too much of a man of tact to tell him any thing about it.</p>
-
-<p>If on the other hand it is admitted that the whole epistle is a mere
-matter of form, and intended simply as a public compliment to a
-personal friend, we feel, at once, a degree of righteous indignation
-at the profanation to so hollow a purpose, of the most sacred epithets
-and phrases of friendship&mdash;a degree, too, of serious doubt whether the
-gentleman panegyrized will receive as a compliment, or rather resent
-as an insult, the being taxed to his teeth, and in the face of the
-whole community, with nothing less than all the possible
-accomplishments and graces, together with the entire stock of cardinal
-and other virtues.</p>
-
-<p><i>Spain Revisited</i>, although we cannot think it at all equal to the
-<i>American in England</i> for picturesque and vigorous description (which
-we suppose to be the forte of Lieutenant Slidell) yet greatly
-surpasses in this respect most of the books of modern travels with
-which we now usually meet. A moderate interest is sustained
-throughout&mdash;aided no doubt by our feelings of indignation at the
-tyranny which would debar so accomplished a traveller as our
-countryman from visiting at his leisure and in full security a region
-so well worth visiting as Spain. It appears that Ferdinand on the 20th
-August, 1832, taking it into his head that the Lieutenant's former
-work "A Year in Spain" (esta indigesta produccion) esta llena de
-falsedades y de groceras calumnias contra el Rey N. S. y su augusta
-familia, thought proper to issue a royal order in which the book
-called <i>un ano en Espana</i> was doomed to seizure wherever it might be
-found, and the clever author himself, under the appellation of the
-Signor Ridell, to a dismissal from the nearest frontier in the event
-of his anticipated return to the country. Notwithstanding this order,
-the Lieutenant, as he himself informs us, did not hesitate to
-undertake the journey, knowing that, subsequently to the edict in
-question, the whole machinery of the government had undergone a
-change, having passed into liberal hands. But although the danger of
-actual arrest on the above-mentioned grounds was thus rendered
-comparatively trivial, there were many other serious difficulties to
-be apprehended. In the Basque Provinces and in Navarre the civil war
-was at its height. The diligences, as a necessary consequence, had
-ceased to run; and the insurgents rendered the means of progressing
-through the country exceedingly precarious, by their endeavors to cut
-off all communications through which the government could be informed
-of their manœuvres. The post-horses had been seized by the Carlist
-cavalry to supply their deficiencies, "and only a few mules remained
-at some of the post-houses between Bayonne and Vitoria."</p>
-
-<p>The following sketch of an ass-market at Tordesillas seems to embody
-in a small compass specimens of nearly all the excellences as well as
-nearly all the faults of the author.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>By far the most curious part of the fair, however, was the ass-market,
-held by a gay fraternity of gipsies. There were about a dozen of
-these, for the most part of middle stature, beautifully formed, with
-very regular features of an Asiatic cast, and having a copper tinge;
-their hands were very small, as of a race long unaccustomed to severe
-toil, with quantities of silver rings strung on the fingers. They had
-very white and regular teeth, and their black eyes were uncommonly
-large, round-orbed, projecting, and expressive; habitually languid and
-melancholy in moments of listlessness, they kindled into wonderful
-brightness when engaged in commending their asses, or in bartering
-with a purchaser. Their jet-black hair hung in long curls down their
-back, and they were nearly all dressed in velvet, as Andalusian majos,
-with quantities of buttons made from pesetas and half
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page391"><small>[p. 391]</small></a></span> pesetas
-covering their jackets and breeches, as many as three or four hanging
-frequently from the same eyelet-hole. Some of them wore the Andalusian
-leggjn and shoe of brown leather, others the footless stocking and
-sandal of Valencia; in general their dress, which had nothing in
-common with the country they were then in, seemed calculated to unite
-ease of movement and freedom from embarrassment to jauntiness of
-effect. All of them had a profusion of trinkets and amulets, intended
-to testily their devotion to that religion which, according to the
-popular belief, they were suspected of doubting, and one of them
-displayed his excessive zeal in wearing conspicuously from his neck a
-silver case, twice the size of a dollar, containing a picture of the
-Virgin Mary holding the infant Saviour in her arms.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Four or five females accompanied this party, and came and went from
-the square and back, with baskets and other trifles, as if engaged at
-their separate branch of trade. They had beautiful oval faces, with
-fine eyes and teeth, and rich olive complexions. Their costume was
-different from any other I had seen in Spain, its greatest peculiarity
-consisting in a coarse outer petticoat, which was drawn over the head
-at pleasure instead of the mantilla, and which reminded me of the
-manta of Peru, concealing, as it did, the whole of the face, except
-only a single eye.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>I asked a dozen people where these strange beings were from, not
-liking to speer the question at themselves; but not one could tell me,
-and all seemed to treat the question as no less difficult of solution
-than one which might concern the origin of the wind. One person,
-indeed, barely hinted the possibility of their being from Zamora,
-where one of the faubourgs has a colony of these vermin, for so they
-are esteemed. He added, moreover, that a late law required that every
-gipsy in Spain should have a fixed domicil, but that they still
-managed, in the face of it, to gratify their hereditary taste for an
-unsettled and wandering life. He spoke of them as a pack of gay rogues
-and petty robbers, yet did not seem to hold them in any particular
-horror. The asses which they were selling they had probably collected
-in the pueblos with a view to this fair, trading from place to place
-as they journeyed, and not a few they had perhaps kidnapped and coaxed
-away, taking care, by shaving and other embellishments, to modify and
-render them unknown.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>I was greatly amused in observing the ingenious mode in which they
-kept their beasts together in the midst of such a crowd and so much
-confusion, or separated them for the purpose of making a sale. They
-were strung at the side of the parapet wall, overlooking the river,
-with their heads towards it and pressing against it, as if anxious to
-push it over, but in reality out of sedulousness to avoid the frequent
-showers of blows which were distributed from time to time, without
-motive or warning, on their unoffending hinder parts, and withdraw
-them as far as possible from the direction whence they were inflicted.
-As they were very much crowded together, there was quite scuffling
-work for an ass to get in when brought back from an unsuccessful
-effort to trade, or when newly bought, for these fellows, in the true
-spirit of barter, were equally ready to buy or sell. The gipsy's
-staff, distributing blows on the rumps of two adjoining beasts, would
-throw open a slight aperture, into which the nose of the intruding ass
-would be made to enter, when a plentiful encouragement of blows would
-force him in, like a wedge into a riven tree. The mode of extracting
-an ass was equally ingenious, and, if any thing, more singular;
-continually pressing their heads against the wall with all their
-energy, it would have required immense strength, with the chance of
-pulling off the tail if it were not a strong one, to drag them
-forcibly out; a gipsy, taking the tail of the required animal in one
-hand, would stretch his staff forward so as to tap him on the nose,
-and, thus encouraged, gently draw him out.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The ingenuity of these gipsies in getting up a bargain, trusting to be
-able to turn it to their own account, was marvellous. Mingling among
-the farmers, and engaging them in conversation on indifferent
-subjects, they would at length bring them back to the favorite theme
-of asses, and eventually persuade them to take a look at theirs. "Here
-is one," measuring the height of an individual with his staff, "which
-will just suit you;&mdash;what will you give for him? Come, you shall have
-him for half his worth, for one hundred reals&mdash;only five dollars for
-an ass like this," looking at him with the admiration of a connoisseur
-in the presence of the Apollo; "truly, an animal of much merit and the
-greatest promise&mdash;<i>de mucho merito y encarecimiento</i>&mdash;he has the
-shoulders and breast of an ox; let me show you the richness of his
-paces," said the gipsy, his whole figure and attitude partaking of his
-earnestness, and his eye dilating and glowing with excitement. He had
-brought the unwary and bewildered countryman, like a charmed bird, to
-the same point as the eloquent shopkeeper does his doubting customer
-when he craves permission to take down his wares, and does not wait to
-be denied. Vaulting to the back of the animal, he flourished his staff
-about its head, and rode it up and down furiously, to the terror of
-the by-standers' toes, pricking it on the spine with his iron-pointed
-staff to make it frisky, and pronouncing the while, in the midst of
-frantic gesticulations an eloquent eulogium on its performances and
-character, giving it credit, among other things, for sobriety,
-moderation, long suffering, and the most un-asslike qualification of
-chastity. To add to the picturesque oddity of the scene, an old monk
-stood hard by, an interested spectator of some chaffering between a
-young woman and a seller of charms and trinkets stationed beneath an
-awning, and no accessory was wanting to render the quaint little
-picture complete.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>In our notice of the <i>American in England</i>, we found much fault with
-the <i>style</i>&mdash;that is to say, with the mere English of Lieutenant
-Slidell. We are not sure whether the volumes now before us were
-written previously or subsequently to that very excellent work&mdash;but
-certain it is that they are much less abundant than it, in simple
-errors of grammar and ambiguities of construction. We must be
-pardoned, however, for thinking that even now the English of our
-traveller is more obviously defective than is becoming in any well
-educated American&mdash;more especially in any well educated American who
-is an aspirant for the honors of authorship. To quote individual
-sentences in support of an assertion of this nature, might bear with
-it an air of injustice&mdash;since there are few of the best writers of any
-language in whose works single faulty passages may not readily be
-discovered. We will therefore take the liberty of commenting in detail
-upon the English of an entire page of <i>Spain Revisited</i>.&mdash;See page
-188, vol. i.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>Carts and wagons, caravans of mules, and files of humbler asses came
-pouring, by various roads, into the great vomitory by which we were
-entering, laden with the various commodities, the luxuries as well as
-the necessaries of life, brought from foreign countries or from remote
-provinces, to sustain the unnatural existence of a capital which is so
-remote from all its resources, and which produces scarce any thing that
-it consumes.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>This sentence, although it would not be too long, if properly managed,
-is too long as it stands. The ear repeatedly seeks, and expects the
-conclusion, and is repeatedly disappointed. It expects the close at
-the word "<i>entering</i>"&mdash;at the word "<i>life</i>"&mdash;at the word
-"<i>provinces</i>"&mdash;and at the word "<i>resources</i>." Each additional portion
-of the sentence after each of the words just designated by inverted
-commas, has the air of an after-thought engrafted upon the original
-idea. The use of the word "<i>vomitory</i>" in the present instance is
-injudicious. Strictly speaking, a road which serves as a vomitory, or
-means of egress, for a population, serves also as a means of ingress.
-A good writer, however, will consider not only whether, in all
-strictness, his words will admit of the meaning he attaches to them,
-but whether in their implied, their original, or other collateral
-meanings, they may not be at variance with some portion of his
-sentence. When we hear of "a <i>vomitory</i> by which we were <i>entering</i>,"
-not all the rigor of the most exact construction will reconcile us to
-the phrase&mdash;since we are accustomed to connect with the word
-<i>vomitory</i>, notions precisely the reverse of those allied to the
-subsequent word "<i>entering</i>." Between the participle "<i>laden</i>" and the
-nouns to which it refers (carts,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page392"><small><small>[p. 392]</small></small></a></span>
-wagons, caravans and asses) two
-other nouns and one pronoun are suffered to intervene&mdash;a grammatical
-arrangement which when admitted in any degree, never fails to
-introduce more or less obscurity in every sentence where it is so
-admitted. Strict syntatical order would require (the pronoun "we"
-being followed immediately by "laden") that&mdash;not the asses&mdash;but
-Lieutenant Slidell and his companions should be laden with the various
-commodities.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>And now, too, we began to see horsemen jantily dressed in slouched
-hat, embroidered jacket, and worked spatterdashes, reining fiery
-Andalusian coursers, each having the Moorish carbine hung at hand
-beside him.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>Were horsemen, in this instance, a <i>generic</i> term&mdash;that is, did the
-word allude to horsemen generally, the use of the "<i>slouched hat</i>" and
-"<i>embroidered jacket</i>" in the singular, would be justifiable&mdash;but it
-is not so in speaking of individual horsemen, where the plural is
-required. The participle "<i>reining</i>" properly refers to
-"<i>spatterdashes</i>," although of course intended to agree with
-"<i>horsemen</i>." The word "<i>each</i>," also meant to refer to the
-"<i>horsemen</i>," belongs, strictly speaking, to the "<i>coursers</i>." The
-whole, if construed by the rigid rules of grammar, would imply that
-the horsemen were dressed in spatterdashes&mdash;which spatterdashes reined
-the coursers&mdash;and which coursers had each a carbine.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>Perhaps these were farmers of the better order; but they had not the
-air of men accustomed to labor; they were rather, perhaps, Andalusian
-horse-dealers, or, maybe, robbers, of those who so greatly abound
-about the capital, who for the moment, had laid aside their
-professional character.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>This is an exceedingly awkward sentence. The word "<i>maybe</i>" is, we
-think, objectionable. The repetition of the relative "<i>who</i>" in the
-phrases "<i>who so greatly abound</i>" and "<i>who for the moment had laid
-aside</i>," is the less to be justified, as each "<i>who</i>" has a different
-antecedent&mdash;the one referring to "<i>those</i>" (the robbers, generally,
-who abound about the capital) and the other to the suspected
-"<i>robbers</i>" then present. But the whole is exceeding ambiguous, and
-leaves a doubt of the author's true meaning. For, the words
-"<i>Andalusian horse-dealers, or, maybe, robbers of those who abound
-about the capital</i>," may either imply that the men in question were
-some of a class of robbers who abounded, &amp;c. or that they were men who
-robbed (that is, robbers of) the Andalusian horse-dealers who
-abounded, &amp;c. or that they were either Andalusian horse-dealers, or
-robbers of those who abound about the capital&mdash;i.e. of the inhabitants
-of the suburbs. Whether the last "<i>who</i>" has reference to <i>the
-robbers</i>, or to <i>those who abound</i>, it is impossible to learn from any
-thing in the sentence itself&mdash;which, taken altogether, is unworthy of
-the merest tyro in the rules of composition.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>At the inn of the Holy Ghost, was drawn up a highly gilded carriage,
-hung very low, and drawn by five gaily decorated mules, while two
-Andalusians sat on the large wooden platform, planted, without the
-intervention of springs, upon the fore-wheels, which served for a
-coach-box.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>This sentence is intelligible enough, but still badly constructed.
-There is by far too great an interval between the antecedent
-"<i>platform</i>" and its relative "<i>which</i>," and upon a cursory perusal
-any reader would be led to suppose (what indeed the whole actually
-implies) that the coach-box in question consisted not of the platform,
-but actually of the fore-wheels of the carriage. Altogether, it may
-safely be asserted, that an entire page containing as many grammatical
-errors and inaccuracies of arrangement as the one we have just
-examined, will with difficulty be discovered in any English or
-American writer of even moderate reputation. These things, however,
-can hardly be considered as more than inadvertences, and will be
-avoided by Lieutenant Slidell as soon as he shall feel convinced
-(through his own experience or through the suggestions of his friends)
-how absolutely necessary to final success in any undertaking is a
-scrupulous attention to even the merest <i>minutiæ</i> of the task.</p>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect29"></a>
-<br>
-<center>ANTHON'S SALLUST.</center>
-
-<p><i>Sallust's Jugurthine War, and Conspiracy of Catiline, with an English
-Commentary, and Historical Indexes. By Charles Anthon, L.L.D.
-Jay-Professor of Ancient Literature in Columbia College, and Rector of
-the Grammar School. Sixth edition, corrected and enlarged. New York:
-Harper and Brothers.</i></p>
-
-<p>In respect to external appearance this is an exceedingly beautiful
-book, whether we look to the quality of its paper, the clearness,
-uniform color, and great accuracy of its typography,<small><small><sup>1</sup></small></small> or the
-neatness and durability of its covering. In this latter point
-especially the Harpers and other publishers would do well, we think,
-to follow up the style of the present edition of Sallust&mdash;dropping at
-once and forever that flimsy and unsatisfactory method of binding so
-universally prevalent just now, and whose sole recommendation is its
-cheapness&mdash;if indeed it be cheaper at all. These are things of which
-we seldom speak&mdash;but venture to mention them in the present instance
-with a view of seizing a good opportunity. No man of taste&mdash;certainly
-no lover of books and owner of a library&mdash;would hesitate at paying
-twice as much for a book worth preservation, and which there is some
-possibility of preserving, as for one of these fragile ephemera which
-it is now the fashion to do up in muslin. We think in short the
-interest of publishers as well as the taste of the public would be
-consulted to some purpose in paying more attention to the mechanics of
-book making.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>1</sup></small> In the course of a very attentive perusal we have
-observed only one typographical error. On page 130, near the top, we
-see <i>Fatigatus a fatre</i> in place of <i>fratre</i>.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>That Mr. Anthon has done more for our classical literature than any
-man in the country will hardly be denied. His Lempriere, to speak of
-nothing else, is a monument of talent, erudition, indefatigable
-research, and well organized method, of which we have the greatest
-reason to be proud, but which is perhaps more fully and more properly
-appreciated in any other climate than our own. Of a former edition of
-his Sallust, two separate reprints, by different editors, total
-strangers to the author, have appeared in England, without any effort
-on his part, as we are very willing to believe, for procuring a
-republication of his labors. The correct and truly beautiful edition
-now before us, leaves nothing to be desired. The most striking
-emendation is the placing the narrative of the Jugurthine war before
-the conspiracy of Catiline. This arrangement, however, as Mr. Anthon
-we believe admits, has the merit of novelty in America alone. At least
-we understand him to make this admission in saying that the order he
-has <span class="pagenum"><a name="page393"><small><small>[p. 393]</small></small></a></span>
-observed is no novelty on the continent of Europe, as may be
-discovered from the works of the President De Brosses, the Abbé
-Cassagne, and M. Du Rozoir. At all events we have repeatedly seen in
-England editions of Sallust, (and we suppose them to have been English
-editions,) in which the Jugurthine war preceded the Conspiracy. Of the
-propriety of this order there can be no doubt whatever, and it is
-quite certain to meet with the approbation of all who give themselves
-even a moment's reflection on the subject. There is an obvious
-anachronism in the usual arrangement&mdash;for the rebellion of Catiline
-was nearly fifty years subsequent to the war with Jugurtha. "The
-impression produced, therefore, on the mind of the student," (we here
-use the words of our author,) "must necessarily be a confused one when
-he is required to read the two works in an inverted order. In the
-account of Catiline's conspiracy, for example, he will find frequent
-allusions to the calamitous consequences of Sylla's strife with
-Marius; and will see many of the profligate partizans of the former
-rallying around the standard of Catiline; while in the history of the
-Jugurthine war, if he be made to peruse it after the other, in the
-ordinary routine of school reading, he will be introduced to the same
-Sylla just entering on a public career, and standing high in the favor
-and confidence of Marius. How too will he be able to appreciate, in
-their full force, the remarks of Sallust relative to the successive
-changes in the Roman form of government, and the alternate ascendency
-of the aristocratic and popular parties, if he be called upon to
-direct his attention to results before he is made acquainted with the
-causes that produced them?"</p>
-
-<p>The only reason assigned for the usual arrangement is founded upon the
-order of composition&mdash;Sallust having written the narrative of the
-Conspiracy before the account of the Jugurthine war. All the MS.S. too,
-have followed this order. Mr. Anthon, however, justly remarks that
-such an argument should weigh but little when positive utility is
-placed in the opposite scale.</p>
-
-<p>An enlarged commentary on the Jugurthine War, is another improvement
-in the present edition. There can be no doubt that the notes usually
-appended to this portion of Sallust were insufficient for the younger,
-if not for all classes of pupils, and when this deficiency is
-remedied, as in the present instance, by the labors of a man not only
-of sound scholarship, but of great critical and general acumen, we
-know how to value the services thus rendered to the student and to the
-classical public at large. We subjoin one or two specimens of the
-additional notes.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>Page 122. "<i>Ingenii egregia facinora</i>." "<i>The splendid exertions of
-intellect.</i>" <i>Facinus</i> denotes a bold or daring action, and unless it
-be joined with a favorable epithet, or the action be previously
-described as commendable, the term is always to be understood in a
-vituperative sense. In the present passage, the epithet <i>egregius</i>
-marks the character of the action as praiseworthy.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Page 122. "<i>Quippe probitatem, &amp;c.</i>" "Since it (i.e. fortune) can
-neither give, nor take away integrity, activity, nor other
-praiseworthy qualities." <i>Industria</i> here means an active exercise of
-our abilities.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>We might add (with deference) to this note of Professor Anthon's, that
-<i>industria</i>, generally, has a more variable meaning than is usually
-given it, and that the word, in a great multiplicity of instances,
-where ambiguities in translation have arisen, has allusion to mental
-rather than to physical exertion. We have frequently, moreover,
-remarked its connection with that idea which the moderns attach to the
-term <i>genius</i>. <i>Incredibili industriâ</i>, <i>industriâ singulari</i>, are
-phrases almost invariably used in the sense we speak of, and refer to
-great mental power. Apropos, to this subject&mdash;it is remarkable that
-both Buffon and Hogarth directly assert that "genius is nothing but
-labor and diligence."</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>Page 133. "<i>Vos in mea injuria</i>," <i>&amp;c.</i> "<i>You are treated with
-contempt in the injustice which is done me.</i>" <i>Despicere</i> always
-implies that the person despising thinks meanly of the person
-despised, as compared with himself. <i>Contemnere</i> denotes the absolute
-vileness of an object.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>We may here observe that we have no English equivalent to <i>despicere</i>.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>Page 135. "<i>Quod utinam</i>," <i>&amp;c.</i> "<i>But would that I may see.</i>" The use
-of <i>quod</i> before many conjunctions, &amp;c. merely as a copulative, appears
-to have arisen from the fondness of the Latin writers for the
-connexion by means of relatives.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Page 135. "<i>Emori</i>." "<i>A speedy death</i>." The infinitive here supplies
-the place of a noun, or more correctly speaking, is employed in its
-true character. For this mood, partaking of the nature of a noun, has
-been called by grammarians "the verb's noun" (<i>ονομα ρηματος</i>.)
-The reason of this appellation is more apparent, however, in Greek,
-from its taking the prepositive article before it in all cases; as
-<i>το γραφειν</i>, <i>τον γραφειν</i>, <i>τω γραφειν</i>. The same construction
-is not unknown in English. Thus Spencer&mdash;</small></blockquote>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem22">
- <tr><td><small>For not to have been dipped in Lethe lake,<br>
- Could save the son of Thetis from to die.</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>Besides the new arrangement of matter, and the additional notes on the
-Jugurthine war, the principal changes in the present edition are to be
-found in two convenient Indexes&mdash;the one Geographical, the other
-Historical. We are told by Mr. Anthon that his object in preparing
-them was to relieve the Annotations from what might have proved too
-heavy a pressure of materials, and have deterred from, rather than
-have invited, a perusal. The geographical and historical matter is now
-made to stand by itself.</p>
-
-<p>The account of Sallust himself, and especially the critical
-examination of his writings, which appeared in the ordinary way in
-previous editions, is now resolved into the form of a dialogue, and
-has gained by the change much force and vivacity, without being at all
-deteriorated in other respects. Upon the whole, any farther real
-improvement in the manner of editing, printing, or publishing a
-Sallust would seem to be an impossibility.</p>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect30"></a>
-<br>
-<center>PARIS AND THE PARISIANS.</center>
-
-<p><i>Paris and the Parisians in 1835. By Frances Trollope, Author of
-"Domestic Manners of the Americans," "The Refugee in America," &amp;c. New
-York: Published by Harper and Brothers.</i></p>
-
-<p>We have no patience with that atra-bilious set of hyper-patriots, who
-find fault with Mrs. Trollope's book of <i>flumflummery</i> about the good
-people of the Union. We can neither tolerate nor comprehend them. The
-work appeared to us (we speak in all candor, and in sober earnest) an
-unusually well-written performance, in which, upon a basis of
-downright and positive truth, was erected, after the fashion of a
-porcelain pagoda, a very brilliant, although a very brittle fabric of
-mingled banter, philosophy, and spleen. Her mere political
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page394"><small><small>[p. 394]</small></small></a></span>
-opinions are, we suppose, of very little consequence to any person
-other than Mrs. Trollope; and being especially sure that they are of
-no consequence to ourselves we shall have nothing farther to do with
-them. We do not hesitate to say, however, that she ridiculed our
-innumerable moral, physical, and social absurdities with equal
-impartiality, true humor and discrimination, and that the old joke
-about her <i>Domestic Manners of the Americans</i> being nothing more than
-the <i>Manners of the American Domestics</i>, is like most other very good
-jokes, excessively untrue.</p>
-
-<p>That our national soreness of feeling prevented us, in the case of her
-work on America, from appreciating the real merits of the book, will
-be rendered evident by the high praise we find no difficulty in
-bestowing upon her <i>Paris and the Parisians</i>&mdash;a production, in
-whatever light we regard it, precisely similar to the one with which
-we were so irreparably offended. It has every characteristic of the
-<i>Domestic Manners of the Americans</i>&mdash;from the spirit of which work, if
-it differs at all, the difference lies in the inferior quantity of the
-fine wit she has thought proper to throw away upon our Parisian friends.</p>
-
-<p>The volume now issued by the Harpers, is a large octavo of 410 pages,
-and is embellished with eleven most admirable copperplate engravings,
-exclusive of the frontispiece. These designs are drawn by A. Hervieu,
-and engraved by S. H. Gimber. We will give a brief account of them
-all, as the most effectual method of imparting to our readers (those
-who have not seen the work and for whom this notice is especially
-intended) a just conception of the work itself.</p>
-
-<p>Plate 1 is the "<i>Louvre</i>." A picture gallery is seen crowded with a
-motley assemblage of all classes, in every description of French
-costume. The occasion is an exhibition of living artists, as the world
-chooses to call the exhibition of their works. Poussin, (consequently)
-Raphael, Titian, Correggio and Rubens, are hidden beneath the efforts
-of more modern pencils. In the habiliments of the company who lounge
-through the gallery, the result of newly acquired rights is
-ludicrously visible. One of the most remarkable of these, says our
-authoress, is the privilege enjoyed by the rabble of presenting
-themselves dirty instead of clean before the eyes of the magnates.
-Accordingly, the plate shows, among a variety of pretty <i>toques</i>,
-<i>cauchoises</i>, <i>chaussures</i>, and other more imperial equipments, a
-sprinkling of round-eared caps, awkward <i>casquettes</i>, filthy
-<i>blouses</i>, and dingy and ragged jackets.</p>
-
-<p>Plate 2 is "<i>Morning at the Tuileries</i>." It represents that portion of
-the garden of "trim alleys" which lies in front of the group of Petus
-and Aria. In the distance are seen various figures. In the foreground
-we descry three singular-looking personages, who may be best described
-in the words of Mrs. Trollope herself.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>It was the hour when all the newspapers are in the greatest
-requisition; and we had the satisfaction of watching the studies of
-three individuals, each of whom might have sat as a model for an
-artist who wished to give an idea of their several peculiarities. We
-saw, in short, beyond the possibility of doubt, a royalist, a
-doctrinaire, and a republican, during the half hour we remained there,
-all soothing their feelings by indulging in two sous' worth of
-politics, each in his own line.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>A stiff but gentlemanlike old man first came, and having taken a
-journal from the little octagon stand&mdash;which journal we felt quite
-sure, was either 'La France' or 'La Quotidienne'&mdash;he established
-himself at no great distance from us. Why it was that we all felt so
-certain of his being a legitimatist I can hardly tell you, but not one
-of the party had the least doubt about it. There was a quiet,
-half-proud, half-melancholy air of keeping himself apart; an
-aristocratical cast of features; a pale, care-worn complexion; and a
-style of dress which no vulgar man ever wore, but which no rich one
-would be likely to wear to-day. This is all I can record of him: but
-there was something pervading his whole person too essentially loyal
-to be misunderstood, yet too delicate in its tone to be coarsely
-painted. Such as it was, however, we felt it quite enough to make the
-matter sure; and if I could find out that old gentleman to be either
-doctrinaire or republican, I never would look on a human countenance
-again, in order to discover what was passing within.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The next who approached us we were equally sure was a republican: but
-here the discovery did little honor to our discernment; for these
-gentry choose to leave no doubt upon the subject of their <i>clique</i>,
-but contrive that every article contributing to the appearance of the
-outward man shall become a symbol and a sign, a token and a stigma of
-the madness that possesses them. He too held a paper in his hand, and
-without venturing to approach too nearly to so alarming a personage,
-we scrupled not to assure each other, that the journal he was so
-assiduously perusing was 'Le Réformateur.'</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Just as we had decided what manner of man it was who was stalking so
-majestically past us, a comfortable looking citizen approached in the
-uniform of the National Guard, who sat himself down to his daily
-allowance of politics with the air of a person expecting to be well
-pleased with what he finds, but, nevertheless, too well contented with
-himself and all things about him to care overmuch about it. Every line
-of this man's jocund face, every curve of his portly figure, spoke
-contentment and well being. He was probably one of that very new race
-in France, a tradesman making a rapid fortune. Was it possible to
-doubt that the paper in his hand was 'Le Journal des Debats?' Was it
-possible to believe that this man was other than a prosperous
-doctrinaire?</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>Plate 3 is "<i>Pro patria</i>"&mdash;and represents two uniformed soldiers in a
-guard-room of the National Guard.</p>
-
-<p>Plate 4 is entitled "'<i>Ce soir, à la Porte St. Martin</i>'&mdash;'<i>J'y
-serâi</i>,'" and is full of humor. Two conspirator-like republicans stand
-in the gardens of the Luxembourg, with short staffs, conical hats,
-dark bushy eyebrows, fierce mustaches, and countenances full of fate.
-The hand of the one is clasped in the hand of the other with a
-vice-like impressiveness and energy, while the taller, looking
-furtively around him, lays his hand upon the shoulder of his
-associate, and is whispering some most momentous intelligence in his
-ear. This plate is explained thus in the words of Mrs. T.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>It seems, that ever since the trials began, the chief duty of the
-gendarmes (I beg pardon, I should say of La Garde de Paris) has been
-to prevent any assembling together of the people in knots for
-conversation and gossippings in the courts and gardens of the
-Luxembourg. No sooner are two or three persons observed standing
-together, than a policeman approaches, and with a tone of command
-pronounces "Circulez Messieurs!&mdash;circulez s'il vous plaît." The reason
-for this precaution is, that nightly at the Porte St. Martin a few
-score of <i>jeunes gens</i> assemble to make a very idle and unmeaning
-noise, the echo of which regularly runs from street to street, till
-the reiterated report amounts to the announcement of an <i>émeute</i>. We
-are all now so used to these harmless little <i>émeutes</i> at the Porte
-St. Martin, that we mind them no more than General Lobau himself:
-nevertheless it is deemed proper, trumpery
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page395"><small>[p. 395]</small></a></span> as the cause may be,
-to prevent any thing like a gathering together of the mob in the
-vicinity of the Luxembourg, lest the same hundred-tongued lady, who
-constantly magnifies the hootings of a few idle mechanics into an
-<i>émeute</i>, should spread a report throughout France that the Luxembourg
-was beseiged by the people. The noise which had disturbed us was
-occasioned by the gathering together of about a dozen persons; but a
-policeman was in the midst of the group, and we heard rumors of an
-<i>arrestation</i>. In less than five minutes, however, every thing was
-quiet again: but we marked two figures so picturesque in their
-republicanism, that we resumed our seats while a sketch was made from
-them, and amused ourselves the while in fancying what the ominous
-words could be that were so cautiously exchanged between them. M. de
-L&mdash;&mdash; said there could be no doubt they ran thus:</small></blockquote>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem23">
- <tr><td><small>'Ce soir à la Porte St. Martin!'<br>
- <i>Answer</i>&mdash;'J'y serai!'</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>Plate 5 is the "<i>Tuileries Gardens on Sunday</i>," in which the prominent
-and characteristic group is a "<i>chère maman</i>" in half toilet, and
-seated beneath a tree reading, or attempting to read, while her
-children, attended by their <i>bonne</i>, are frolicking about her knees.</p>
-
-<p>Plate 6 is "<i>Porte St. Martin</i>," and commemorative of one of the
-thousand and one little <i>émeutes</i> which have now become too much a
-matter of course at Paris to excite very serious attention, and which
-are frequently (so we are assured by Mrs. Trollope) quieted by no more
-effective artillery than that of a slight shower of rain. The
-prominent figures in the plate, are two gentlemen of the National
-Guard, who are vehemently struggling to secure a desperate and
-mustached republican, equipped <i>cap à pie</i> à la Robespierre, and whose
-countenance is indicative of deadly resolve, while a little urchin in
-a striped jacket, not having before his eyes the horrors of an
-<i>arrestation</i>, and being probably body squire to the republican,
-shoulders manfully a banner somewhat larger than himself, and,
-standing upon tiptoe, amuses himself with bellowing <i>Vive la
-République!</i></p>
-
-<p>Plate 7 is a "<i>Soiree</i>," in which the peculiarities of Parisian
-sociability are humorously sketched. All the countenances are
-especially French. The prominent group is that of two little
-awkward-looking specimens of imperial noblesse who are making love
-upon a <i>chaise-longue</i>. The opinions of Mrs. Trollope are quite
-orthodox in the matter of hereditary grace. Some of her good things
-upon this topic we must be allowed to quote, for the sake of their
-point, without being responsible for their philosophy.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>I have heard that it requires three generations to make a gentleman.
-Those created by Napoleon have not yet fairly reached a second; and
-with all respect for talent, industry, and valor, be it spoken, the
-necessity of the slow process very frequently forces itself upon one's
-conviction at Paris.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>It is probable that the great refinement of the post-imperial
-aristocracy of France may be one reason why the deficiences of those
-now often found mixed up with them is so remarkable. It would be
-difficult to imagine a contrast in manner more striking than that of a
-lady who would be a fair specimen of the old Bourbon <i>noblesse</i>, and a
-bouncing <i>marechale</i> of imperial creation. It seems as if every
-particle of the whole material of which each is formed, gave evidence
-of the different birth of the spirit that dwells within. The sound of
-the voice is a contrast; the glance of the eye is a contrast; the step
-is a contrast. Were every feature of a <i>dame de l'Empire</i> and a <i>femme
-noble</i> formed precisely in the same mould, I am quite sure that the
-two would look no more alike than Queen Constance and Nell Gwyn.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Nor is there at all less difference in the two races of gentlemen. I
-speak not of the men of science or of art; their rank is of another
-kind: but there are still left here and there specimens of decorated
-greatness, which look as if they must have been dragged out of the
-guard-room by main force; huge mustached militaries, who look, at
-every slight rebuff, as if they were ready to exclaim, 'Sacré nom de
-D&mdash;&mdash;! Je suis un héros, moi! vive l'Empereur!'</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>And again. My parvenue duchess <i>is</i> very remarkable indeed. She steps
-out like a corporal carrying a message. Her voice is the first, the
-last, and almost the only thing heard in the salon that she honors
-with her presence&mdash;except it chance indeed, that she lower her tone
-occasionally to favor with a whisper some gallant <i>décoré</i> military,
-scientific, or artistic, of the same standing as herself; and,
-moreover, she promenades her eyes over the company as if she had a
-right to bring them all to roll-call.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Notwithstanding all this, the lady is certainly a person of talent;
-and had she happily remained in the station in which both herself and
-her husband were born, she might not, perhaps, have thought it
-necessary to speak quite so loud, and her <i>bons mots</i> would have
-produced infinitely greater effect. But she is so thoroughly out of
-place in the grade to which she has been unkindly elevated, that it
-seems as if Napoleon had decided on her fate in a humor as spiteful as
-that of Monsieur Jourdain, when he said&mdash;'Your daughter shall be a
-Marchioness in spite of all the world; and if you provoke me I'll make
-her a Duchess.'</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>Plate 8 is "<i>Le roi citoyen</i>." He is represented as a well-looking,
-portly, middle-aged man, of somewhat dignified appearance. His dress
-differs from that of any common citizen only by a small tri-colored
-cockade in the hat, and he walks quite at his leisure with one hand
-clenching a rough-looking stick, and the other thrust in his
-breeches-pocket. A republican, habited in full Robespierrian costume,
-is advancing towards him with a very deliberate air, and eyeing him
-nonchalantly through a <i>lorgnon</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Plate 9 is entitled "<i>Prêtres de la Jeune France</i>." The flowing curls,
-the simple round hat, the pantaloons, &amp;c. give them the appearance of
-a race of men as unlike as possible to their stiff and primitive
-predecessors. They look flourishing, and well pleased with themselves
-and the world about them: but little of mortification or abstinence
-can be traced on their countenances; and if they do fast for some
-portion of every week, they may certainly say with Father Philip, that
-'what they take prospers with them marvellously.'</p>
-
-<p>Plate 10 is the "<i>Boulevard des Italiens</i>," with a view of
-<i>Tortoni's</i>. The main group is "a very pretty woman and a very pretty
-man," who are seated on two chairs close together and flirting much to
-their own satisfaction, as well as to the utter amazement and
-admiration of a young urchin of a Savoyard, or professor of the <i>gaie
-science</i>, who, forgetting the use of his mandoline, gazes with open
-mouth and eyes at the enamored pair. To the right is seen an exquisite
-of the first water promenading with an air of ineffable grace, and
-deliberately occupied in combing his luxuriant tresses.</p>
-
-<p>Plate 11 is called "<i>V'la les restes de notre revolution de Juillet!</i>"
-and like all the other engravings in the volume is admirable in its
-design, and especially in its expression. In the back ground are seen
-the monuments erected at the <i>Marché des Innocens</i> over some
-revolutionary heroes, who fell here and were buried near the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page396"><small><small>[p. 396]</small></small></a></span>
-fountain, on the 29th July 1830. A mechanic leans against a rail and
-is haranguing with great energy a young girl and a little boy, who
-listen to him with profound attention. His theme is evidently the
-treatment of the prisoners at the Luxembourg. We cannot too highly
-praise the exquisite piquancy of the whole of these designs.</p>
-
-<p>In conclusion, we recommend <i>Paris and the Parisians</i> to all lovers of
-fine writing, and vivacious humor. It is impossible not to be highly
-amused with the book&mdash;and there is by no means any necessity for
-giving a second thought to the <i>political</i> philosophies of Madame
-Trollope.</p>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect31"></a>
-<br>
-<center>PAULDING'S WASHINGTON.</center>
-
-<p><i>A Life of Washington. By James K. Paulding. New York: Harper and
-Brothers.</i></p>
-
-<p>We have read Mr. Paulding's Life of Washington with a degree of
-interest seldom excited in us by the perusal of any book whatever. We
-are convinced by a deliberate examination of the design, manner, and
-rich material of the work, that, as it grows in age, it will grow in
-the estimation of our countrymen, and, finally, will not fail to take
-a deeper hold upon the public mind, and upon the public affections,
-than any work upon the same subject, or of a similar nature, which has
-been yet written&mdash;or, possibly, which may be written hereafter.
-Indeed, we cannot perceive the necessity of any thing farther upon the
-great theme of Washington. Mr. Paulding has completely and most
-beautifully filled the <i>vacuum</i> which the works of Marshall and Sparks
-have left open. He has painted the boy, the man, the husband, and the
-Christian. He has introduced us to the private affections,
-aspirations, and charities of that hero whose affections of all
-affections were the most serene, whose aspirations the most God-like,
-and whose charities the most gentle and pure. He has taken us abroad
-with the patriot-farmer in his rambles about his homestead. He has
-seated us in his study and shown us the warrior-Christian in
-unobtrusive communion with his God. He has done all this too, and
-more, in a simple and quiet manner, in a manner peculiarly his own,
-and which mainly because it is his own, cannot fail to be exceedingly
-effective. Yet it is very possible that the public may, for many years
-to come, overlook the rare merits of a work whose want of arrogant
-assumption is so little in keeping with the usages of the day, and
-whose striking simplicity and <i>naiveté</i> of manner give, to a cursory
-examination, so little evidence of the labor of composition. We have
-no fears, however, for the future. Such books as these before us, go
-down to posterity like rich wines, with a certainty of being more
-valued as they go. They force themselves with the gradual but rapidly
-accumulating power of strong wedges into the hearts and understandings
-of a community.</p>
-
-<p>From the preface we learn, that shortly after the conclusion of the
-late war, Mr. Paulding resided for several years in the city of
-Washington, and that his situation bringing him into familiar
-intercourse with "many respectable and some distinguished persons" who
-had been associated with the Father of his Country, the idea was then
-first conceived of writing a Life of that great man which should more
-directly appeal to the popular feeling of the land, than any one
-previously attempted. With this intent, he lost no opportunity of
-acquiring information, from all authentic sources within his reach, of
-the private life, habits and peculiarities of his subject. We learn
-too that the work thus early proposed was never banished from the mind
-of the author. The original intention, however, was subsequently
-modified, with a view of adapting the book to the use of schools, and
-"generally to that class of readers who have neither the means of
-purchasing, nor the leisure to read a larger and more expensive
-publication." Much of the information concerning the domestic life of
-Washington was derived immediately from his cotemporaries, and from
-the "present most estimable lady who is now in possession of Mount
-Vernon." In detailing the events of the Revolution, the author has
-principally consulted the public and private letters of Washington.</p>
-
-<p>The rich abundance of those delightful anecdotes and memorials of the
-private man which render a book of this nature invaluable&mdash;an
-abundance which has hardly more delighted than astonished us&mdash;is the
-prevailing feature of Mr. Paulding's Washington. We proceed, without
-apology, to copy for the benefit of our readers such as most
-immediately present themselves.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>Although it is of little consequence who were the distant ancestors of
-a man who, by common consent, is hailed as the Father of his Country,
-yet any particulars concerning his family cannot but be a subject of
-curiosity. In all my general reading I have only chanced to meet with
-the name of Washington three or four times in the early history and
-literature of England. In the diary of Elias Ashmole, founder of the
-Ashmolean Museum, are the following entries:&mdash;</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"<i>June 12th, 1645</i>. I entered on my command as comptroller of the
-ordnance."</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"<i>June 18th</i>. I received my commission from Colonel Washington."</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Hume, in his account of the siege of Bristol, has the following
-passage:&mdash;"One party led by Lord Grandison was beaten off and its
-commander himself mortally wounded. Another, conducted by Colonel
-Bellasis, met with a like fate. But Washington, with a less party,
-finding a place in the curtain weaker than the rest, broke in, and
-quickly made room for the horse to follow." This was in 1643. Five
-years afterwards, that deluded monarch, Charles I., suffered the just
-consequences of his offences against the majesty of the people of
-England, and from that time the cause of royalty appeared desperate.
-The more distinguished and obnoxious adherents of the Stuarts exiled
-themselves in foreign lands, and the date of the supposed arrival of
-the first Washington in Virginia, accords well with the supposition
-that he may have been the same person mentioned by Ashmole and Hume.
-In an old collection of poetry, by Sir John Menzies<small><sup>2</sup></small> and others,
-there is a fine copy of verses to the memory of Mr. Washington, page
-to the king, who died in Spain. In the year 1640, William Legge, Earl
-of Dartmouth, married Elizabeth, daughter of Sir William Washington.
-But the name and family of Washington are now extinct in the land of
-our forefathers. When General Washington was about making his will, he
-caused inquiries to be instituted, being desirous to leave some
-memorial to all his relations. The result was a conviction that none
-of the family existed in that country. But the topic is rather curious
-than important. The subject of this biography could receive little
-additional dignity through a descent from the most illustrious
-families of Christendom. He stands alone in the pure atmosphere of his
-own glory. He derived no title to honors from his ancestry, and left
-no child but his country to inherit his fame.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>2</sup></small> Perhaps <i>Mennes</i>&mdash;Ed.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The house in which Washington was born stood about half a mile from
-the junction of Pope's Creek with the Potomac, and was either burned
-or pulled down long previous to the revolution. A few scanty relics
-alone remain to mark the spot which will ever be sacred in the eyes of
-posterity. A clump of old decayed
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page397"><small>[p. 397]</small></a></span>
-fig trees, probably coeval
-with the mansion, yet exists; a number of vines, and shrubs, and
-flowers still reproduce themselves every year as if to mark its site,
-and flourish among the hallowed ruins; and a stone, placed there by
-Mr. George Washington Custis, bears the simple inscription, "Here, on
-the 11th of February," (O.S.) "1732, George Washington was born."</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The spot is of the deepest interest, not only from its associations,
-but its natural beauties. It commands a view of the Maryland shore of
-the Potomac, one of the most majestic of rivers, and of its course for
-many miles towards Chesapeake Bay. An aged gentleman, still living in
-the neighborhood, remembers the house in which Washington was born. It
-was a low pitched, single-storied, frame building, with four rooms on
-the first floor and an enormous chimney at each end on the outside.
-This was the style of the better sort of houses in those days, and
-they are still occasionally seen in the old settlements of Virginia.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>On page 106, vol. i., we find the following interesting particulars:</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>It has been related to me by one whose authority I cannot doubt, that
-the first meeting of Colonel Washington with his future wife was
-entirely accidental, and took place at the house of Mr. Chamberlayne,
-who resided on the Pamunkey, one of the branches of York River.
-Washington was on his way to Williamsburg, on somewhat pressing
-business, when he met Mr. Chamberlayne, who, according to the good old
-Virginia custom, which forbids a traveller to pass the door without
-doing homage at the fireside of hospitality, insisted on his stopping
-an hour or two at his mansion. Washington complied unwillingly, for
-his business was urgent. But it is said that he was in no haste to
-depart, for he had met the lady of his fate in the person of Mrs.
-Martha Custis, of the White House, county of New Kent, in Virginia.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>I have now before me a copy of an original picture of this lady, taken
-about the time of which I am treating, when she captivated the
-affections of Washington. It represents a figure rather below the
-middle size, with hazel eyes, and hair of the same colour, finely
-rounded arms, a beautiful chest and taper waist, dressed in a blue
-silk robe of the fashion of the times, and altogether furnishing a
-very sufficient apology to a young gentleman of seven and twenty for
-delaying his journey, and perhaps forgetting his errand for a time.
-The sun went down and rose again before Washington departed for
-Williamsburg, leaving his heart behind him, and, perhaps, carrying
-another away in exchange. Having completed his business at the seat of
-government, he soon after visited the White House, and being
-accustomed, as my informant says, to energetic and persevering action,
-won the lady and carried her off from a crowd of rivals.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The marriage look place in the winter of 1759, but at what precise
-date is not to be found in any record, nor is it, I believe, within
-the recollection of any person living. I have in my possession a
-manuscript containing the particulars of various conversations with
-old Jeremy, Washington's black servant, who was with him at Braddock's
-defeat, and accompanied him on his wedding expedition to the White
-House. Old Jeremy is still living while I am now writing, and in full
-possession of his faculties. His memory is most especially preserved,
-and, as might be expected, he delights to talk of Massa George. The
-whole series of conversations was taken down verbatim, in the peculiar
-phraseology of the old man, and it is quite impossible to read the
-record of this living chronicle of the early days of Washington,
-without receiving the full conviction of its perfect truth.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>The following account of his last illness is copied, we are told, from
-a memorandum in the handwriting of Tobias Lear, his private secretary
-and confidential friend, who attended him from first to last.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>On Thursday, Dec. 12, the general rode out to his farms at about ten
-o'clock, and did not return home till past three. Soon after he went
-out the weather became very bad; rain, hail, and snow falling
-alternately, with a cold wind. When he came in, I carried some letters
-to him to frank, intending to send them to the post-office. He franked
-the letters, but said the weather was too bad to send a servant to the
-office that evening. I observed to him that I was afraid he had got
-wet; he said, no; his great coat had kept him dry: but his neck
-appeared to be wet&mdash;the snow was hanging on his hair.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>He came to dinner without changing his dress. In the evening he
-appeared as well as usual. A heavy fall of snow took place on Friday,
-which prevented the general from riding out as usual. He had taken
-cold (undoubtedly from being so much exposed the day before,) and
-complained of having a sore throat; he had a hoarseness, which
-increased in the evening, but he made light of it, as he would never
-take any thing to carry off a cold,&mdash;always observing, 'Let it go as
-it came.' In the evening, the papers having come from the post office,
-he sat in the room with Mrs. Washington and myself, reading them till
-about nine o'clock; and when he met with any thing which he thought
-diverting or interesting, he would read it aloud. He desired me to
-read to him the debates of the Virginia Assembly on the election of a
-senator and governor, which I did. On his retiring to bed he appeared
-to be in perfect health, except the cold, which he considered as
-trifling&mdash;he had been remarkably cheerful all the evening.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>About two or three o'clock on Saturday morning he awoke Mrs.
-Washington, and informed her that he felt very unwell, and had an
-ague. She observed that he could scarcely speak, and breathed with
-difficulty, and she wished to get up and call a servant; but the
-general would not permit her, lest she should take cold. As soon as
-the day appeared, the woman Caroline went into the room to make a
-fire, and the general desired that Mr. Rawlins, one of the overseers,
-who was used to bleeding the people, might be sent for to bleed him
-before the doctor could arrive. I was sent for&mdash;went to the general's
-chamber, where Mrs. Washington was up, and related to me his being
-taken ill between two and three o'clock, as before stated. I found him
-breathing with difficulty, and hardly able to utter a word
-intelligibly. I went out instantly, and wrote a line to Dr. Plask, and
-sent it with all speed. Immediately I returned to the general's
-chamber, where I found him in the same situation I had left him. A
-mixture of molasses, vinegar, and butter was prepared, but he could
-not swallow a drop; whenever he attempted he was distressed,
-convulsed, and almost suffocated.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Mr. Rawlins came in soon after sunrise and prepared to bleed him; when
-the arm was ready, the general, observing Rawlins appeared agitated,
-said, with difficulty, 'Don't be afraid;' and after the incision was
-made, he observed the orifice was not large enough: however, the blood
-ran pretty freely. Mrs. Washington, not knowing whether bleeding was
-proper in the general's situation, begged that much might not be taken
-from him, and desired me to stop it. When I was about to untie the
-string, the general put up his hand to prevent it, and, as soon as he
-could speak, said, 'More.'</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Mrs. Washington still uneasy lest too much blood should be drawn, it
-was stopped after about half a pint had been taken. Finding that no
-relief was obtained from bleeding, and that nothing could be
-swallowed, I proposed bathing the throat externally with sal volatile,
-which was done; a piece of flannel was then put round his neck. His
-feet were also soaked in warm water, but this gave no relief. By Mrs.
-Washington's request, I despatched a messenger for Doctor Brown at
-Port Tobacco. About nine o'clock, Dr. Craik arrived, and put a blister
-of cantharides on the throat of the general, and took more blood, and
-had some vinegar and hot water set in a teapot, for him to draw in the
-stream from the spout.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>He also had sage-tea and vinegar mixed and used as a gargle, but when
-he held back his head to let it run down, it almost produced
-suffocation. When the mixture came out of his mouth some phlegm
-followed it, and he would attempt to cough, which the doctor
-encouraged, but without effect. About eleven o'clock, Dr. Dick was
-sent for. Dr. Craik bled the general again; no effect was produced,
-and he continued in the same state, unable to swallow any thing. Dr.
-Dick came in about three o'clock, and Dr. Brown arrived soon after;
-when, after consultation, the general was bled again: the blood ran
-slowly, appeared very thick, and did not produce any symptoms of
-fainting. At four o'clock the general could swallow a little. Calomel
-and tartar emetic were administered without effect. About half past
-four o'clock he requested me to ask Mrs. Washington to come to his
-bedside, when he desired her to go down to his room, and take from his
-desk two wills which she would find there, and bring them to him,
-which she did. Upon looking at one, which he observed was useless, he
-desired her to burn it, which she did; and then took the other and put
-it away. After this was done, I returned again to his bedside and took
-his hand. He said to me, 'I find I am going&mdash;my breath cannot continue
-long&mdash;I believed from the first attack it would be fatal. Do you
-arrange and <span class="pagenum"><a name="page398"><small>[p. 398]</small></a></span>
-record all my military letters and papers; arrange
-my accounts and settle my books, as you know more about them than any
-one else; and let Mr. Rawlins finish recording my other letters, which
-he has begun.' He asked when Mr. Lewis and Washington would return? I
-told him that I believed about the twentieth of the month. He made no
-reply.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The physicians arrived between five and six o'clock, and when they
-came to his bedside, Dr. Craik asked him if he would sit up in the
-bed: he held out his hand to me and was raised up, when he said to the
-physician&mdash;'I feel myself going; you had better not take any more
-trouble about me, but let me go off quietly; I cannot last long.' They
-found what had been done was without effect; he laid down again, and
-they retired, excepting Dr. Craik. He then said to him&mdash;'Doctor, I die
-hard, but I am not afraid to go; I believed from my first attack I
-should not survive it; my breath cannot last long.' The doctor pressed
-his hand, but could not utter a word; he retired from the bedside and
-sat by the fire, absorbed in grief. About eight o'clock, the
-physicians again came into the room, and applied blisters to his legs,
-but went out without a ray of hope. From this time he appeared to
-breathe with less difficulty than he had done, but was very restless,
-continually changing his position, to endeavor to get ease. I aided
-him all in my power, and was gratified in believing he felt it, for he
-would look upon me with eyes speaking gratitude, but unable to utter a
-word without great distress. About ten o'clock he made several
-attempts to speak to me before he could effect it; at length he said,
-'I am just going. Have me decently buried; and do not let my body be
-put into the vault in less than two days after I am dead.' I bowed
-assent. He looked at me again and said, 'Do you understand me?' I
-replied, 'Yes, sir.' ''Tis well,' said he. About ten minutes before he
-expired, his breathing became much easier: he lay quietly: he withdrew
-his hand from mine, and felt his own pulse. I spoke to Dr. Craik, who
-sat by the fire; he came to the bedside. The general's hand fell from
-his wrist; I took it in mine, and placed it on my breast. Dr. Craik
-placed his hands over his eyes; and he expired without a struggle or a
-sigh.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>We proceed with some farther extracts of a like kind taken at random
-from the book.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>His manly disinterestedness appeared, not only in thus divesting
-himself of the means of acquiring glory, perhaps of the power of
-avoiding defeat and disgrace, but in a private act which deserves
-equally to be remembered. While the British fleet was lying in the
-Potomac, in the vicinity of Mount Vernon, a message was sent to the
-overseer, demanding a supply of fresh provisions. The usual penalty of
-a refusal was setting fire to the house and barns of the owner. To
-prevent this destruction of property, the overseer, on receipt of the
-message, gathered a supply of provisions, and went himself on board
-with a flag, accompanying the present with a request that the property
-of the general might be spared.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Washington was exceedingly indignant at this proceeding, as will
-appear by the following extract of a letter to his overseer.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>"It would," he writes, "have been a less painful circumstance to me to
-have heard that, in consequence of your noncompliance with the request
-of the British, they had burned my house, and laid my plantation in
-ruins. You ought to have considered yourself as my representative, and
-should have reflected on the bad example of communicating with the
-enemy, and making a voluntary offer of refreshment to them with a view
-to prevent a conflagration."</small></blockquote>
-
-<hr align="center" width="15">
-
-<blockquote><small>And here I will take what seems to me a proper opportunity of refuting
-a false insinuation. In the edition of Plutarch's Lives, translated by
-John and William Langhorne, and revised by the Reverend Francis
-Wrangham, M.A., F.R.S., there is the following note appended to the
-biography of Cato the Censor, whose kindness is said to have extended
-to his cattle and sheep: "<i>Yet Washington, the Tertius Cato of these
-latter times, is said to have sold his old charger!</i>"</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>On first seeing this insinuation of a calumny founded on hearsay, I
-applied to Colonel Lear, who resided at Mount Vernon, and acted as the
-private secretary of Washington at the time of his death, and many
-years previously, to learn whether there was any foundation for the
-report. His denial was positive and unequivocal. The horse of
-Washington, sold, not by him, but one of his heirs, after his death,
-was that which he was accustomed to ride about his plantation after
-his retirement from public life. The aged war-horse was placed under
-the special care of the old black servant who had served the same
-campaigns with him; was never rode after the conclusion of the war,
-and died long before his illustrious master.</small></blockquote>
-
-<hr align="center" width="15">
-
-<blockquote><small>As illustrating his character and affording an example of his great
-self-command, the following anecdote is appropriate to my purpose. It
-is derived from Judge Breckenridge<small><sup>3</sup></small> himself, who used often to tell
-the story. The judge was an inimitable humorist, and, on a particular
-occasion, fell in with Washington at a public house. They supped at
-the same table, and Mr. Breckenridge essayed all his powers of humor
-to divert the general; but in vain. He seemed aware of his purpose,
-and listened without a smile. However, it so happened that the
-chambers of Washington and Breckenridge adjoined, and were only
-separated from each other by a thin partition of pine boards. The
-general had retired first, and when the judge entered his own room, he
-was delighted to hear Washington, who was already in bed, laughing to
-himself with infinite glee, no doubt at the recollection of his
-stories.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>3</sup></small> Author of Modern Chivalry.</small></blockquote>
-
-<hr align="center" width="15">
-
-<blockquote><small>He was accustomed sometimes to tell the following story:&mdash;On one
-occasion, during a visit he paid to Mount Vernon while president, he
-had invited the company of two distinguished lawyers, each of whom
-afterwards attained to the highest judicial situations in this
-country. They came on horseback, and, for convenience, or some other
-purpose, had bestowed their wardrobe in the same pair of saddle-bags,
-each one occupying his side. On their arrival, wet to the skin by a
-shower of rain, they were shown into a chamber to change their
-garments. One unlocked his side of the bag, and the first thing he
-drew forth was a black bottle of whiskey. He insisted that this was
-his companion's repository; but on unlocking the other, there was
-found a huge twist of tobacco, a few pieces of corn-bread, and the
-complete equipment of a wagoner's pack-saddle. They had exchanged
-saddle-bags with some traveller on the way, and finally made their
-appearance in borrowed clothes that fitted them most ludicrously. The
-general was highly diverted, and amused himself with anticipating the
-dismay of the wagoner when he discovered this oversight of the men of
-law. It was during this visit that Washington prevailed on one of his
-guests to enter into public life, and thus secured to his country the
-services of one of the most distinguished magistrates of this or any
-other age.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Another anecdote of a more touching character is derived from a source
-which, if I were permitted to mention, would not only vouch for its
-truth, but give it additional value and interest. When Washington
-retired from public life, his name and fame excited in the hearts of
-the people at large, and most especially the more youthful portion, a
-degree of reverence which, by checking their vivacity or awing them
-into silence, often gave him great pain. Being once on a visit to
-Colonel Blackburn, ancestor to the exemplary matron who now possesses
-Mount Vernon, a large company of young people were assembled to
-welcome his arrival, or on some other festive occasion. The general
-was unusually cheerful and animated, but he observed that whenever he
-made his appearance, the dance lost its vivacity, the little
-gossipings in corners ceased, and a solemn silence prevailed, as at
-the presence of one they either feared or reverenced too much to
-permit them to enjoy themselves. He strove to remove this restraint by
-mixing familiarly among them and chatting with unaffected hilarity.
-But it was all in vain; there was a spell on the little circle, and he
-retired among the elders in an adjoining room, appearing to be much
-pained at the restraint his presence inspired. When, however the young
-people had again become animated, he arose cautiously from his seat,
-walked on tiptoe to the door, which was ajar, and stood contemplating
-the scene for nearly a quarter of an hour, with a look of genuine and
-benevolent pleasure that went to the very hearts of the parents who
-were observing him.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>In regard to the style of Mr. Paulding's Washington, it would scarcely
-be doing it justice to speak of it merely as well adapted to its
-subject, and to its immediate design. Perhaps a rigorous examination
-would detect an occasional want of euphony, and some inaccuracies of
-syntatical arrangement. But nothing could be more out
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page399"><small><small>[p. 399]</small></small></a></span> of place
-than any such examination in respect to a book whose forcible, rich,
-vivid, and comprehensive English, might advantageously be held up, as
-a model for the young writers of the land. There is no better literary
-manner than the manner of Mr. Paulding. Certainly no American, and
-possibly no living writer of England, has more of those numerous
-peculiarities which go to the formation of a happy style. It is
-questionable, we think, whether any writer of any country combines as
-many of these peculiarities with as much of that essential negative
-virtue, the absence of affectation. We repeat, as our confident
-opinion, that it would be difficult, even with great care and labor,
-to improve upon the general manner of the volumes now before us, and
-that they contain many long individual passages of a force and beauty
-not to be surpassed by the finest passages of the finest writers in
-any time or country. It is this striking character in the <i>Washington</i>
-of Mr. Paulding&mdash;striking and peculiar indeed at a season when we are
-so culpably inattentive to all matters of this nature, as to mistake
-for style the fine airs at second hand of the silliest romancers&mdash;it
-is this character we say, which should insure the fulfilment of the
-writer's principal design, in the immediate introduction of his book
-into every respectable academy in the land.</p>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect32"></a>
-<br>
-<center>WALSH'S DIDACTICS.</center>
-
-<p><i>Didactics&mdash;Social, Literary, and Political. By Robert Walsh.
-Philadelphia: Carey, Lea, and Blanchard.</i></p>
-
-<p>Having read these volumes with much attention and pleasure, we are
-prepared to admit that their author is one of the finest writers, one
-of the most accomplished scholars, and when not in too great a hurry,
-one of the most accurate thinkers in the country. Yet had we never
-seen this collection of <i>Didactics</i>, we should never have entertained
-these opinions. Mr. Walsh has been peculiarly an anonymous writer, and
-has thus been instrumental in cheating himself of a great portion of
-that literary renown which is most unequivocally his due. We have been
-not unfrequently astonished in the perusal of the book now before us,
-at meeting with a variety of well known and highly esteemed
-acquaintances, for whose paternity we had been accustomed to give
-credit where we now find it should not have been given. Among these we
-may mention in especial the very excellent Essay on the acting of
-Kean, entitled "<i>Notices of Kean's principal performances during his
-first season in Philadelphia</i>," to be found at page 146, volume i. We
-have often thought of the unknown author of this Essay, as of one to
-whom we might speak, if occasion should at any time be granted us,
-with a perfect certainty of being understood. We have looked to the
-article itself as to a fair oasis in the general blankness and
-futility of our customary theatrical notices. We read it with that
-thrill of pleasure with which we always welcome our own long-cherished
-opinions, when we meet them unexpectedly in the language of another.
-How absolute is the necessity now daily growing, of rescuing our stage
-criticism from the control of illiterate mountebanks, and placing it
-in the hands of gentlemen and scholars!</p>
-
-<p>The paper on <i>Collegiate Education</i>, beginning at page 165, volume ii,
-is much more than a sufficient reply to that Essay in the <i>Old
-Bachelor</i> of Mr. Wirt, in which the attempt is made to argue down
-colleges as seminaries for the young. Mr. Walsh's article does not
-uphold Mr. Barlow's plan of a National University&mdash;a plan which is
-assailed by the Attorney General&mdash;but comments upon some errors in
-point of fact, and enters into a brief but comprehensive examination
-of the general subject. He maintains with undeniable truth, that it is
-illogical to deduce arguments against universities which are to exist
-at the present day, from the inconveniences found to be connected with
-institutions formed in the dark ages&mdash;institutions similar to our own
-in but few respects, modelled upon the principles and prejudices of
-the times, organized with a view to particular ecclesiastical
-purposes, and confined in their operations by an infinity of Gothic
-and perplexing regulations. He thinks, (and we believe he thinks with
-a great majority of our well educated fellow citizens) that in the
-case either of a great national institute or of State universities,
-nearly all the difficulties so much insisted upon will prove a series
-of mere chimeras&mdash;that the evils apprehended might be readily
-obviated, and the acknowledged benefits uninterruptedly secured. He
-denies, very justly, the assertion of the <i>Old Bachelor</i>&mdash;that, in the
-progress of society, funds for collegiate establishments will no doubt
-be accumulated, independently of government, when their benefits are
-evident, and a necessity for them felt&mdash;and that the rich who have
-funds will, whenever strongly impressed with the necessity of so
-doing, provide, either by associations or otherwise, proper seminaries
-for the education of their children. He shows that these assertions
-are contradictory to experience, and more particularly to the
-experience of the State of Virginia, where, notwithstanding the extent
-of private opulence, and the disadvantages under which the community
-so long labored from a want of regular and systematic instruction, it
-was the government which was finally compelled, and not private
-societies which were induced, to provide establishments for effecting
-the great end. He says (and therein we must all fully agree with him)
-that Virginia may consider herself fortunate in following the example
-of all the enlightened nations of modern times rather than in
-hearkening to the counsels of the Old Bachelor. He dissents (and who
-would not?) from the allegation, that "the most eminent men in Europe,
-particularly in England, have received their education neither at
-public schools or universities," and shows that the very reverse may
-be affirmed&mdash;that on the continent of Europe by far the greater number
-of its great names have been attached to the rolls of its
-universities&mdash;and that in England a vast majority of those minds which
-we have reverenced so long&mdash;the Bacons, the Newtons, the Barrows, the
-Clarkes, the Spencers, the Miltons, the Drydens, the Addisons, the
-Temples, the Hales, the Clarendons, the Mansfields, Chatham, Pitt,
-Fox, Wyndham, &amp;c. were educated among the venerable cloisters of
-Oxford or of Cambridge. He cites the Oxford Prize Essays, so well
-known even in America, as direct evidence of the energetic ardor in
-acquiring knowledge brought about through the means of British
-Universities, and maintains that "when attention is given to the
-subsequent public stations and labors of most of the writers of these
-Essays, it will be found that they prove also the ultimate practical
-utility of the literary discipline of the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page400"><small><small>[p. 400]</small></small></a></span> colleges for the
-students and the nation." He argues, that were it even true that the
-greatest men have not been educated in public schools, the fact would
-have little to do with the question of their efficacy in the
-instruction of the mass of mankind. Great men cannot be <i>created</i>&mdash;and
-are usually independent of all particular schemes of education. Public
-seminaries are best adapted to the generality of cases. He concludes
-with observing that the course of study pursued at English
-Universities, is more liberal by far than we are willing to suppose
-it&mdash;that it is, demonstrably, the best, inasmuch as regards the
-preference given to classical and mathematical knowledge&mdash;and that
-upon the whole it would be an easy matter, in transferring to America
-the general principles of those institutions, to leave them their
-obvious errors, while we avail ourselves as we best may, of their
-still more obvious virtues and advantages.</p>
-
-<p>We must take the liberty of copying an interesting paper on the
-subject of Oxford.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>The impression made on my mind by the first aspect of Paris was
-scarcely more lively or profound, than that which I experienced on
-entering Oxford. Great towns were already familiar to my eye, but a
-whole city sacred to the cultivation of science, composed of edifices
-no less venerable for their antiquity than magnificent in their
-structure, was a novelty which at once delighted and overpowered my
-imagination. The entire population is in some degree appended and
-ministerial to the colleges. They comprise nearly the whole town, and
-are so noble and imposing, although entirely Gothic, that I was
-inclined to apply to the architecture of Oxford what has been said of
-the schools of Athens;</small></blockquote>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem24">
- <tr><td><small>"The Muse alone unequal dealt her rage,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;And graced with noblest pomp her earliest stage."</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<blockquote><small>Spacious gardens laid out with taste and skill are annexed to each
-college, and appropriated to the exercises and meditations of the
-students. The adjacent country is in the highest state of cultivation,
-and watered by a beautiful stream, which bears the name of Isis, the
-divinity of the Nile and the Ceres of the Egyptians. To you who know
-my attachment to letters, and my veneration for the great men whom
-this university has produced, it will not appear affectation, when I
-say that I was most powerfully affected by this scene, that my eyes
-filled with tears, that all the enthusiasm of a student burst forth.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>After resting, I delivered next morning, my letter of introduction to
-one of the professors, Mr. V&mdash;&mdash;, and who undertook to serve as my
-<i>cicerone</i> through the university. The whole day was consumed in
-wandering over the various colleges and their libraries, in
-discoursing on their organization, and in admiring the Gothic chapels,
-the splendid prospects from their domes, the collection of books, of
-paintings, and of statuary, and the portraits of the great men who
-were nursed in this seat of learning. Both here and at Cambridge,
-accurate likenesses of such as have by their political or literary
-elevation, ennobled their <i>alma mater</i>, are hung up in the great
-halls, in order to excite the emulation of their successors, and
-perpetuate the fame of the institution. I do not wish to fatigue you
-by making you the associate of all my wanderings and reflections, but
-only beg you to follow me rapidly through the picture-gallery attached
-to the celebrated Bodleian library. It is long indeed, and covered
-with a multitude of original portraits, but from them I shall merely
-select a few, in which your knowledge of history will lead you to take
-a lively interest.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>I was struck with the face of Martin Luther the reformer. It was not
-necessary to have studied Lavater to collect from it, the character of
-his mind. His features were excessively harsh though regular, his eye
-intelligent but sullen and scowling, and the whole expression of his
-countenance, that of a sour, intemperate, overbearing
-controversialist. Near him were placed likenesses of Locke, Butler,
-and Charles II., painted by Sir Peter Lely; with the countenance of
-Locke you are well acquainted, that of Butler has nothing sportive in
-it&mdash;does not betray a particle of humor, but is, on the contrary,
-grave, solemn, and didactic in the extreme, and must have been taken
-in one of his splenetic moods, when brooding over the neglect of
-Charles, rather than in one of those moments of inspiration, as they
-may be styled, in which he narrated the achievements of Hudibras. The
-physiognomy of Charles is, I presume, familiar to you, lively but not
-"spiritual." Lord North is among the number of heads, and I was caught
-by his strong resemblance to the present king; so strong as to remind
-one of the scandalous chronicles of times past.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The face of Mary queen of Scots next attracted my notice. It was taken
-in her own time, and amply justifies what historians have written, or
-poets have sung, concerning her incomparable beauty. If ever there was
-a countenance meriting the epithet of lovely in its most comprehensive
-signification, it was this, which truly "vindicated the veracity of
-Fame," and in which I needed not the aid of imagination to trace the
-virtues of her heart. In reading Hume and Whitaker I have often wept
-over her misfortunes, and now turned with increased disgust from an
-original portrait of Elizabeth, her rival and assassin, which was
-placed immediately above, and contributed to heighten the captivations
-of the other by the effect of contrast. The features of Elizabeth are
-harsh and irregular, her eye severe, her complexion bad, her whole
-face, in short, just such as you would naturally attach to such a
-mind.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Among the curiosities of the gallery may be ranked a likeness of Sir
-Phillip Sydney, done with <i>a red hot poker</i>, on wood, by a person of
-the name of Griffith, belonging to one of the colleges. It is really a
-monument of human patience and ingenuity, and has the appearance of a
-good painting. I cannot describe to you without admiration another
-most extraordinary <i>freak</i> of genius exhibited here, and altogether
-<i>unique</i> in its kind. It is a portrait of Isaac Tuller, a celebrated
-painter in the reign of Charles II., executed by <i>himself when drunk</i>.
-Tradition represents it as an admirable likeness, and of inebriety in
-the abstract, there never was a more faithful or perfect delineation.
-This anecdote is authentic, and must amuse the fancy, if we picture to
-ourselves the artist completely intoxicated, inspecting his own
-features in a mirror, and hitting off, with complete success, not only
-the general character, but the peculiar stamp, which such a state must
-have impressed upon them. His conception was as full of humor as of
-originality, and well adapted to the system of manners which the
-reigning monarch introduced and patronized. As I am on the subject of
-portraits, permit me to mention three to which my attention was
-particularly called on my visit to the University of Dublin. They were
-those of Burke, Swift, and Bishop Berkeley, done by the ablest
-masters. The latter must have had one of the most impressive
-physiognomies ever given to man, "<i>the human face divine</i>." That of
-Burke is far inferior, but strongly marked by an indignant smile; a
-proper expression for the feelings by which his mind was constantly
-agitated towards the close of his life. The face of Swift from which
-you would expect every thing, is dull, heavy and unmeaning.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>Portrait painting is the <i>forte</i>, as it has always been the passion of
-this country. Happily for the inquisitive stranger, every rich man has
-all his progenitors and relatives on canvass. The walls of every
-public institution are crowded with benefactors and pupils, and no
-town hall is left without the heads of the corporation, or the
-representatives of the borough. The same impulse that prompts us to
-gaze with avidity on the persons of our cotemporaries, if there be any
-thing prominent in their character, or peculiar in their history,
-leads us to turn a curious and attentive eye on the likenesses of the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page401"><small>[p. 401]</small></a></span>
-"mighty dead," whose souls as well as faces are thus in some
-degree transmitted to posterity. Next to my association with the
-living men of genius who render illustrious the names of Englishmen,
-no more sensible gratification has accrued to me from my residence in
-this country, than that of studying the countenances of their
-predecessors; no employment has tended more efficaciously to improve
-my acquaintance with the history of the nation, to animate research,
-and to quicken the spirit of competition.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>I quitted Oxford with a fervent wish that such an establishment might
-one day grace our own country. I have uttered an ejaculation to the
-same effect whenever the great monuments of industry and refinement
-which Europe displays exclusively, have fallen under my observation.
-We have indeed just grounds to hope that we shall one day eclipse the
-old world.</small></blockquote>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem25">
- <tr><td><small>"Each rising art by just gradation moves,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;Toil builds on toil, and age on age improves."</small></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>The only paper in the <i>Didactics</i>, to which we have any decided
-objection, is a tolerably long article on the subject of <i>Phrenology</i>,
-entitled "Memorial of the Phrenological Society of &mdash;&mdash; to the
-Honorable the Congress of &mdash;&mdash; sitting at &mdash;&mdash;." Considered as a
-specimen of mere burlesque the <i>Memorial</i> is well enough&mdash;but we are
-sorry to see the energies of a scholar and an editor (who should be,
-if he be not, a man of metaphysical science) so wickedly employed as
-in any attempt to throw ridicule upon a question, (however much
-maligned, or however apparently ridiculous) whose merits he has never
-examined, and of whose very nature, history, and assumptions, he is
-most evidently ignorant. Mr. Walsh is either ashamed of this article
-now, or he will have plentiful reason to be ashamed of it hereafter.</p>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect33"></a>
-<br>
-<center>COOPER'S SWITZERLAND.</center>
-
-<p><i>Sketches of Switzerland. By an American. Philadelphia: Carey, Lea and
-Blanchard.</i></p>
-
-<p>These very interesting sketches are merely selections from a work of
-much larger extent, originally intended for publication, but which, as
-a whole, is, for private reasons, suppressed. There is consequently on
-this account, and on some others, several <i>vacuums</i> in the narrative.
-Mr. Cooper commenced the year 1828 in Paris, whence, after a short
-stay, he paid a visit to England. In June he returned to France by the
-way of Holland and Belgium. The narrative embraced in vol. i commences
-at Paris after his return from England, and terminates at Milan. The
-remainder of the year 1828, and the years 1829, 1830, and 1831, with
-part of 1832, were passed between Italy, Germany, France and Belgium.
-Volume ii recommences at Paris, and a great portion of it is occupied
-with matters relating to other countries than that which gives a title
-to the book.</p>
-
-<p>We either see, or fancy we see, in these volumes, and more
-particularly in the Preface affixed to them, a degree of splenetic ill
-humor with both himself and his countrymen, quite different from the
-usual manner of the novelist, and evincing something akin to
-resentment for real or imaginary ill usage. He frankly tells us among
-other things, that had the whole of his intended publication seen the
-light, it is probable their writer would not have escaped some
-imputations on his patriotism&mdash;for in making the comparisons that
-naturally arose from his subject, he has spoken in favor of American
-principles much oftener than in favor of American things. He then
-proceeds with a sneer at a "numerous class of native critics," and
-expresses a hope that he may be permitted at least to assert, that "a
-mountain fifteen thousand feet high is more lofty than one of fifteen
-hundred, and that Mont Blanc is a more sublime object than Butter
-Hill." We quote a specimen of the general tone of this Preface.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>The writer does not expect much favor for the political opinions that
-occasionally appear in these letters. He has the misfortune to belong
-to neither of the two great parties that divide the country, and
-which, though so bitterly hostile and distrustful of each other, will
-admit of no neutrality. It is a menacing symptom that there is a
-disposition to seek for a base motive, whenever a citizen may not
-choose to plunge into the extremes that characterize the movements of
-political factions. This besetting vice is accompanied by another
-feeling, that is so singularly opposed to that which every body is
-ready to affirm is the governing principle of the institutions, that
-it may do no harm slightly to advert to it. Any one who may choose to
-set up a semi-official organ of public opinion, called a newspaper,
-however illiterate, base, flagrantly corrupt, and absolutely destitute
-of the confidence and respect of every man in the community, may daily
-pour out upon the public his falsehoods, his contradictions, his
-ignorance, and his corruption, treating the national interests as
-familiarly as "household terms," and all because he is acting in an
-admitted vocation; the public servant, commissioned to execute the
-public will, may even turn upon his masters, and tell them not only in
-what light they are to view him and his conduct, but in what light
-they are also to view the conduct of his associates in trust; in
-short, tell them how to make up their judgments on himself and others;
-and all because he is a public servant, and the public is his master:
-but the private citizen, who merely forms a part of that public, is
-denounced for his presumption, should he dare to speak of matters of
-general concernment, except under such high sanction, or as the organ
-of party.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>It may be well to say at once, that this peculiar feeling has not been
-permitted to influence the tone of these letters, which have been
-written, in all respects, as if the republic did not contain one of
-those privileged persons, honored as "patriots" and "godlikes," but as
-if both classes were as actually unknown to the country as they are
-certainly unknown to the spirit and letter of its institutions.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>The spirit of these observations seems to be carried out (we cannot
-say with what degree of justice,) in many other portions of the book.
-On page 71, vol. i, we observe what follows.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>Among other books, I have laid my hands, by accident, on the work of a
-recent French traveller in the United States. We read little other
-than English books at home, and are much given to declaiming against
-English travellers for their unfairness; but, judging from this
-specimen of Gallic opinion, our ancient allies rate us quite as low as
-our quondam fellow subjects. A perusal of the work in question has led
-me to inquire further into the matter, and I am now studying one or
-two German writers on the same interesting subject. I must say that
-thus far, I find little to feed national vanity, and I begin to fear
-(what I have suspected ever since the first six months in Europe) that
-we are under an awkward delusion respecting the manner in which the
-rest of Christendom regards that civilization touching which we are so
-sensitive. It is some time since I have made the discovery, that 'the
-name of an American is not a passport all over Europe,' but on the
-other hand, that where it conveys any very distinct notions at all, it
-usually conveys such as are any thing but flattering or agreeable....
-I shall pursue the <i>trail</i> on which I have fallen, and you will
-probably hear more of this, before these letters are brought to a
-close.</small></blockquote>
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page402"><small><small>[p. 402]</small></small></a></span>
-<p>At page 113 of the same volume we have something of the same
-nature, and which we confess astonished us in no little degree.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>We have just had a visit from two old acquaintances&mdash;Manhattanese.
-They tell me a good many of our people are wandering among the
-mountains, though they are the first we have seen. There is a list of
-arrivals published daily in Berne; and in one of them I found the name
-of Captain C&mdash;&mdash;, of the Navy; and that of Mr. O., an old and intimate
-friend, whom it was vexatious to miss in a strange land. Mr. and Mrs.
-G&mdash;&mdash;, of New York, are also somewhere in the cantons. Our numbers
-increase, and with them our abuse; for it is not an uncommon thing to
-see, written in English in the travellers' books kept by law at all
-the inns, pasquinades on America, opposite the American names. What a
-state of feeling it betrays, when a traveller cannot write his name,
-in compliance with a law of the country in which he happens to be,
-without calling down upon himself anathemas of this kind! I have a
-register of twenty-three of these gratuitous injuries. What renders
-them less excusable, is the fact, that they who are guilty of the
-impropriety would probably think twice before they performed the act
-in the presence of the party wronged. These intended insults are,
-consequently, so many registers of their own meanness. Let the truth
-be said; I have never seen one, unless in the case of an American, or
-one that was not written in English! Straws show which way the wind
-blows. This disposition, in our kinsmen, to deride and abuse America,
-is observed and freely commented on by the people of the continent,
-who are far from holding us themselves in the highest respect.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>And again, on page 327, vol. ii.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>I have made this comparison as the last means I know of to arouse you
-from your American complacency on the subject of the adjectives
-<i>grand</i>, <i>majestic</i>, <i>elegant</i> and <i>splendid</i>, in connection with our
-architecture. The latter word, in particular, is coming to be used
-like a household term; while there is not, probably, a single work of
-art, from Georgia to Maine, to which it can with propriety be applied.
-I do not know a single edifice in the Union that can be considered
-more than third rate by its size and ornaments, nor more than one or
-two that ought to be ranked even so high. When it comes to capitals,
-and the use of the adjectives I have just quoted, it may be well to
-remember, that there is no city in the Republic that has not decidedly
-the air and the habits of a provincial town, and this too, usually
-without possessing the works of art that are quite commonly found in
-this hemisphere, even in places of that rank, or a single public
-building to which the term <i>magnificent</i> can with any fitness be
-adjudged.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p>We can only say, that if the suppressed portions of Mr. Cooper's
-intended publication embraced any thing more likely than these
-assertions and opinions to prove unacceptable to American readers at
-large, it is perhaps better, both for his own reputation, and for the
-interest of his publishers, that he finally decided upon the
-suppression. Yet Mr. Cooper may be right, and not having the fear of
-punishment sufficiently before our eyes, we, for ourselves, frankly
-confess that we believe him to be right. The passages which remain of
-a similar nature to those we have quoted, will only serve we hope, to
-give additional piquancy to these admirable Sketches. As a work
-affording extensive and valuable information on the subject of
-Switzerland, we have seen nothing in any shape, at all equal to the
-volumes before us.</p>
-
-<p>The extract we now subjoin, will prove beyond doubt, that the fine
-descriptive powers of the author of the Prairie, are in as full vigor
-as ever.</p>
-
-<blockquote><small>It is at all times a very difficult thing to convey vivid and, at the
-same time, accurate impressions of grand scenery by the use of words.
-When the person to whom the communication is made has seen objects
-that have a general similarity to those described, the task certainly
-becomes less difficult, for he who speaks or writes may illustrate his
-meaning by familiar comparisons; but who in America, that has never
-left America, can have a just idea of the scenery of this region? A
-Swiss would readily comprehend a description of vast masses of granite
-capped with eternal snow, for such objects are constantly before his
-eyes; but to those who have never looked upon such a magnificent
-spectacle, written accounts, when they come near their climax, fall as
-much short of the intention, as words are less substantial than
-things. With a full consciousness of this deficiency in my craft, I
-shall attempt to give you some notion of the two grandest aspects that
-the Alps, when seen from this place, assume; for it seems a species of
-poetical treason to write of Switzerland and be silent on what are
-certainly two of its most decided sublimities.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>One of these appearances is often alluded to, but I do not remember to
-have ever heard the other mentioned. The first is produced by the
-setting sun, whose rays of a cloudless evening, are the parents of
-hues and changes of a singularly lovely character. For many minutes
-the lustre of the glacier slowly retires, and is gradually succeeded
-by a tint of rose color, which, falling on so luminous a body,
-produces a sort of "roseate light;" the whole of the vast range
-becoming mellowed and subdued to indescribable softness. This
-appearance gradually increases in intensity, varying on different
-evenings, however, according to the state of the atmosphere. At the
-very moment, perhaps, when the eye is resting most eagerly on this
-extraordinary view, the light vanishes. No scenic change is more
-sudden than that which follows. All the forms remain unaltered, but so
-varied in hue, as to look like the ghosts of mountains. You see the
-same vast range of eternal snow, but you see it ghastly and spectral.
-You fancy that the spirits of the Alps are ranging themselves before
-you. Watching the peaks for a few minutes longer, the light slowly
-departs. The spectres, like the magnified images of the
-phantasmagoria, grow more and more faint, less and less material,
-until swallowed in the firmament. What renders all this more
-thrillingly exquisite is, the circumstance that these changes do not
-occur until after evening has fallen on the lower world, giving to the
-whole the air of nature sporting in the upper regions, with some of
-her spare and detached materials.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>This sight is far from uncommon. It is seen during the summer, at
-least, in greater or less perfection, as often as twice or thrice a
-week. The other is much less frequent; for, though a constant
-spectator when the atmosphere was favorable, it was never my fortune
-to witness it but twice; and even on these occasions, only one of them
-is entitled to come within the description I am about to attempt.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>It is necessary to tell you that the Aar flows toward Berne in a
-north-west direction, through a valley of some width, and several
-leagues in length. To this fact the Bernese are indebted for their
-view of the Oberland Alps, which stretch themselves exactly across the
-mouth of the gorge, at the distance of forty miles in an air line.
-These giants are supported by a row of outposts, any one of which, of
-itself, would be a spectacle in another country. One in particular, is
-distinguished by its form, which is that of a cone. It is nearly in a
-line with the Jung Frau,<small><sup>4</sup></small> the virgin queen of the Oberland. This
-mountain is called the Niesen. It stands some eight or ten miles in
-advance of the mighty range, though to the eye, at Berne, all these
-accessories appear to be tumbled without order at the very feet of
-their principals. The height of the Niesen is given by Ebel at 5584
-French, or nearly 6000 English feet, above the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page403"><small>[p. 403]</small></a></span> lake of Thun, on
-whose margin it stands; and at 7340 French, or nearly 8000 English
-feet above the sea. In short, it is rather higher than the highest
-peak of our own White Mountains. The Jung Frau rises directly behind
-this mass, rather more than a mile nearer to heaven.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>4</sup></small> Jung Frau, or the virgin; (pronounced Yoong Frow.) The
-mountain is thus called, because it has never been scaled.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>The day, on the occasion to which I allude, was clouded, and as a
-great deal of mist was clinging to all the smaller mountains, the
-lower atmosphere was much charged with vapor. The cap of the Niesen
-was quite hid, and a wide streak of watery clouds lay along the whole
-of the summits of the nearer range, leaving, however, their brown
-sides misty but visible. In short the Niesen and its immediate
-neighbors looked like any other range of noble mountains, whose heads
-were hid in the clouds. I think the vapor must have caused a good deal
-of refraction, for above these clouds rose the whole of the Oberland
-Alps to an altitude which certainly seemed even greater than usual.
-Every peak and all the majestic formation was perfectly visible,
-though the whole range appeared to be severed from the earth, and to
-float in air. The line of communication was veiled, and while all
-below was watery, or enfeebled by mist, the glaciers threw back the
-fierce light of the sun with powerful splendor. The separation from
-the lower world was made the more complete, from the contrast between
-the sombre hues beneath and the calm but bright magnificence above.
-One had some difficulty in imagining that the two could be parts of
-the same orb. The effect of the whole was to create a picture of which
-I can give no other idea, than by saying it resembled a glimpse,
-through the windows of heaven, at such a gorgeous but chastened
-grandeur, as the imagination might conceive to suit the place. There
-were moments when the spectral aspect just mentioned, dimmed the
-lustre of the snows, without injuring their forms, and no language can
-do justice to the sublimity of the effect. It was impossible to look
-at them without religious awe; and, irreverent though it may seem, I
-could hardly persuade myself I was not gazing at some of the sublime
-mysteries that lie beyond the grave.</small></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><small>A fortnight passed in contemplating such spectacles at the distance of
-sixteen leagues, has increased the desire to penetrate nearer to the
-wonders; and it has been determined that as many of our party who are
-of an age to enjoy the excursion, shall quit this place in a day or
-two for the Oberland.</small></blockquote>
-<hr align="center" width="25"><a name="sect34"></a>
-<br>
-<center>MELLEN'S POEMS.<small><small><sup>5</sup></small></small></center>
-
-<blockquote><small><small><sup>5</sup></small> We have received this notice of Mellen's Poems from a
-personal friend, in whose judgment we have implicit reliance&mdash;of
-course we cannot deviate from our rules by adopting the criticism as
-Editorial.</small></blockquote>
-
-<p><i>The Martyr's Triumph; Buried Valley; and other Poems. By Grenville
-Mellen. Boston, 300 pp.</i></p>
-
-<p>We took up this book with the conviction that we should be pleased
-with its contents, and our highly wrought expectations have not in any
-degree been disappointed. It is as high praise as we are able to
-bestow upon it, that we have read most of its contents with the very
-associations around us, which are required for the perfect production
-of the impressions intended to be produced by the poet&mdash;and that we
-have, in each and all, still found those impressions strengthening and
-deepening upon our minds, as we perused the pages before us. "The
-Buried Valley," in which is portrayed the well remembered tragedy of
-the avalanche, which, in 1826, buried a peaceful cottage situated at
-the foot of the White Mountains, with all its inhabitants, at
-midnight, is not perhaps the best, though a most deeply interesting
-part of the volume. It is too unequal in its style, and at times too
-highly wrought, perhaps, as a picture. But the idea which it gives the
-reader of the wild and magnificent spot upon which this terrible
-catastrophe occurred is perfect, and the description of the
-circumstances and incidents of the scene most faithful.</p>
-
-<p>The Scenery of the White Mountains of New Hampshire forms the
-inspiration of another poem also in this collection, which we boldly
-place beside any emanation from the most gifted of our poets. We
-allude to "Lines on an Eagle," on pp. 130 and 131. We must be chary of
-our space, and can therefore give but a single stanza, in
-corroboration of our opinion.</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem26">
- <tr><td>Sail on, thou lone imperial bird,<br>
- Of quenchless eye and tireless wing;<br>
- How is thy distant coming heard,<br>
- As the night-breezes round thee ring!<br>
- Thy course was 'gainst the burning sun,<br>
- In his extremest glory&mdash;how!<br>
- Is thy unequall'd daring done,<br>
- Thou stoop'st to earth so lowly now!</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>The "Martyr's Triumph" is a most splendid poem, and deserves all the
-praise it has received from reader and critic. What can be more
-beautiful than the exordium?</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem27">
- <tr><td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Voice of the viewless spirit! that hast rung<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Through the still chambers of the human heart,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since our first parents in sweet Eden sung<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Their low lament in tears&mdash;thou voice, that art<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Around us and above us, sounding on<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With a perpetual echo, 'tis on thee,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The ministry sublime to wake and warn!&mdash;<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Full of that high and wondrous Deity,<br>
- That call'd existence out from Chaos' lonely sea!</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>And what more purely inspired than the following?</p>
-
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem28">
- <tr><td>Thou wast from God when the green earth was young,<br>
- And man enchanted rov'd amid its flowers,<br>
- When faultless woman to his bosom clung,<br>
- Or led him through her paradise of bowers;<br>
- Where love's low whispers from the Garden rose,<br>
- And both amid its bloom and beauty bent,<br>
- In the long luxury of their first repose!<br>
- When the whole earth was incense, and there went<br>
- Perpetual praise from altars to the firmament.</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>And these are but single "bricks from Babel." Specimens, only, of the
-beauty and grace with which the poem abounds.</p>
-
-<p>Were we looking for faults, doubtless we should be able to find them,
-for who is faultless? But that is not our aim. Yet would we suggest to
-the author that the use of the word <i>dulce</i> in stanza six, is somewhat
-forced,&mdash;and though a sweet word in itself, is yet "like sweet bells
-jangled, harsh, and out of tune," on account of its rarity, which
-induces the reader to note its strangeness rather than to admire its
-application. The whole book abounds with proofs of <i>Mellen's</i> fine
-musical ear, and therefore does it seem to us a fault that he should
-have suffered the compositor to do him the injustice of printing such
-a line as this.</p>
-
-<center>"Before ill-starr'd Dunsinane's waving wood!"</center>
-
-<p>But it is for the minor, or shorter pieces which the volume contains,
-that it is most highly to be valued. <i>Mellen</i> is delightful in his
-"occasional poems." Take the following, addressed to one of the
-sweetest singers, whose strains, like angel-harmonies from heaven,
-ever floated upon the rapt ear of the poet, as a proof.</p>
-
-<center>TO HELEN.</center>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem29">
- <tr><td>Music came down from Heaven to thee,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A spirit of repose&mdash;<br>
- A fine, mysterious melody,<br>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page404"><small><small>[p. 404]</small></small></a></span>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That ceaseless round thee flows;<br>
- Should Joy's fast waves dash o'er thy soul,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In free and reckless throng,<br>
- What Music answers from the whole,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In thy resistless song!<br>
-<br>
- Oh! Music came a boon to thee,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From yon harmonious spheres;<br>
- An influence from eternity,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To charm us from our tears!<br>
- Should Grief's dim phantoms then conspire<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To tread thy heart along,<br>
- Thou shalt but seize thy wavy lyre,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And whelm them all in song!<br>
-<br>
- Yes, thine's a blest inheritance,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since to thy lips 'tis given,<br>
- To lure from its long sorrows hence<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The spirit pall'd and riven!<br>
- Go, unto none on earth but thee<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such angel tones belong;<br>
- For thou wert born of melody,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thy soul was bath'd in song!</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>There are many such, as, for instance, "To Sub Rosa," "Death of
-Julia," "The Eagle," "The Bugle," "<i>To Gabriella R&mdash;&mdash;, of Richmond</i>,"
-&amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
-
-<p>Mellen is distinguished for his lyric powers. His Odes are all very
-fine. That "To Music," in the volume before us, is deserving of
-particular mention, as indeed are those "To Shakspeare," "To Byron,"
-"To Lafayette," and others, written on several public occasions.</p>
-
-<p>The volume has but one general fault, and that is, its deficiency in
-the lighter and gayer strain, in which we have private proofs that
-Mellen certainly excels. It were to be regretted that the poet did not
-throw into his collection some touches of that delicate and graceful
-humor, which none can more happily hit off than himself. The general
-tone of the volume is grave, if not indeed severe&mdash;though relieved by
-many exquisite verses like those already alluded to, and of which the
-following may serve as another specimen.</p>
-
-<center>TO SUB ROSA.</center>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem30">
- <tr><td>Lady, if while that chord of thine,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So beautifully strung<br>
- To music that seem'd just divine,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still sweetly round me rung,<br>
- I should essay a higher song<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Than humblest minstrel may,<br>
- Shame o'er my lyre would breathe the wrong,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And lure my hand away.<br>
-<br>
- Forgive me then if I forbear,<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where thou hast done so well,<br>
- Nor o'er my harp strings idly dare<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What I should feebly tell.<br>
- 'Tis woman that alone can breathe<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These holier fancies free&mdash;<br>
- Ah, then, be thine the fadeless wreath<br>
-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I proudly yield to thee.</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<div align="right"><small>O.</small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div>
-<br>
-<p>We may add to the critique of our friend O. that in looking over
-cursorily the poems of Mellen, we have been especially taken with the
-following spirited lyric.</p>
-
-<center>STANZAS,<br>
-<br>
-<small><i>Sung at Plymouth, on the Anniversary of the landing of our Fathers,
-22d Dec. 1820.</i></small></center>
-<br>
-<table align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="poem31">
- <tr><td>Wake your harp's music!&mdash;louder&mdash;higher,<br>
- And pour your strains along,<br>
- And smite again each quiv'ring wire,<br>
- In all the pride of Song!<br>
- Shout like those godlike men of old,<br>
- Who daring storm and foe,<br>
- On this bless'd soil their anthem roll'd,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- From native shores by tempests driven,<br>
- They sought a purer sky,<br>
- And found beneath a wilder heaven,<br>
- The home of liberty!<br>
- An altar rose&mdash;and prayers&mdash;a ray<br>
- Broke on their night of wo&mdash;<br>
- The harbinger of Freedom's day,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- They clung around that symbol too,<br>
- Their refuge and their all;<br>
- And swore while skies and waves were blue,<br>
- That altar should not fall.<br>
- They stood upon the red man's sod,<br>
- 'Neath heaven's unpillar'd bow,<br>
- With home&mdash;a country&mdash;and a God,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- Oh! 'twas a hard unyielding fate<br>
- That drove them to the seas,<br>
- And Persecution strove with Hate,<br>
- To darken her decrees:<br>
- But safe above each coral grave,<br>
- Each booming ship did go&mdash;<br>
- A God was on the western wave,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- They knelt them on the desert sand,<br>
- By waters cold and rude,<br>
- Alone upon the dreary strand<br>
- Of Ocean'd solitude!<br>
- They look'd upon the high blue air,<br>
- And felt their spirits glow,<br>
- Resolved to live or perish there,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- The Warrior's red right arm was bar'd,<br>
- His eye flash'd deep and wild;<br>
- Was there a foreign footstep dar'd<br>
- To seek his home and child?<br>
- The dark chiefs yell'd alarm&mdash;and swore<br>
- The white man's blood should flow,<br>
- And his hewn bones should bleach their shore,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- But lo! the warrior's eye grew dim,<br>
- His arm was left alone;<br>
- The still black wilds which shelter'd him,<br>
- No longer were his own!<br>
- Time fled&mdash;and on this hallow'd ground<br>
- His highest pine lies low,<br>
- And cities swell where forests frown'd,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- Oh! stay not to recount the tale,<br>
- Twas bloody&mdash;and 'tis past;<br>
- The firmest cheek might well grow pale,<br>
- To hear it to the last.<br>
- The God of Heaven, who prospers us,<br>
- Could bid a nation grow,<br>
- And shield us from the red man's curse,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- Come then great shades of glorious men,<br>
- From your still glorious grave;<br>
- Look on your own proud land again,<br>
- Oh! bravest of the brave!<br>
- We call ye from each mould'ring tomb,<br>
- And each blue wave below,<br>
- To bless the world ye snatch'd from doom,<br>
- <i>Two hundred years ago!</i><br>
-<br>
- Then to your harps&mdash;yet louder&mdash;higher&mdash;<br>
- And pour your strains along,<br>
- And smite again each quiv'ring wire,<br>
- In all the pride of song!<br>
- Shout <i>for</i> those godlike men of old,<br>
- Who daring storm and foe,<br>
- On this bless'd soil their anthem roll'd,<br>
- TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO!</td></tr>
-</table>
-
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