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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Twenty-three and a half hours’
-leave, by Mary Roberts Rinehart
-
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-Title: Twenty-three and a half hours’ leave
-
-Author: Mary Roberts Rinehart
-
-Illustrator: May Wilson Preston
-
-Release Date: September 9, 2022 [eBook #68950]
-
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK TWENTY-THREE AND A HALF
-HOURS’ LEAVE ***
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
- TWENTY-THREE AND A HALF HOURS’ LEAVE
-
- MARY ROBERTS RINEHART
-
-
-[Illustration: IN THE ELEVATOR SHE SAID OUT OF A CLEAR SKY: “YOU’LL HAVE
-TO TAKE THAT RAINCOAT OFF, OF COURSE.”]
-
-
-
-
- TWENTY-THREE AND A HALF HOURS’ LEAVE
-
-
- BY
-
- MARY ROBERTS RINEHART
- AUTHOR OF “K,” “BAB,” “THE AMAZING INTERLUDE,” ETC.
-
- ILLUSTRATED BY
- MAY WILSON PRESTON
-
-[Illustration]
-
- NEW YORK
- GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
-
-
-
-
- _Copyright, 1918,
- By George H. Doran Company_
-
-
- _Copyright, 1918,
- By The Curtis Publishing Company_
-
- _Printed in the United States of America_
-
-
-
-
- ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-
- IN THE ELEVATOR SHE SAID OUT OF A CLEAR SKY: “YOU’LL
- HAVE TO TAKE THAT RAINCOAT OFF, OF COURSE” _Frontispiece_
-
- PAGE
- “IF A MAN FROM THE HEADQUARTERS TROOP OVERSTAYS HIS
- LEAVE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM, UNCLE JIMMY?” 48
-
-
-
-
- TWENTY-THREE AND A HALF HOURS’ LEAVE
-
-
-
-
- I
-
-
-The Headquarters Troop were preparing to leave camp and move towards the
-East, where at an Atlantic port they would take ship and the third step
-toward saving democracy. Now the Headquarters Troop are a cavalry
-organisation, their particular function being, so far as the lay mind
-can grasp it, to form a circle round the general and keep shells from
-falling on him. Not that this close affiliation gives them any right to
-friendly relations with that aloof and powerful personage.
-
-“It just gives him a few more to yell at that can’t yell back,” grumbled
-the stable sergeant. He had been made stable sergeant because he had
-been a motorcycle racer. By the same process of careful selection the
-chief mechanic had once kept a livery stable.
-
-The barracks hummed day and night. By day boxes were packed, containing
-the military equipment of horses and men in wartime. By night tired
-noncoms pored over pay rolls and lists, and wrote, between naps on the
-table, such thrilling literature as this:
-
- “Sergeant Gray: fr. D. to Awol. 10 A. M., 6–1–’18.
-
- “Sergeant Gray: fr. Awol. to arrest, pp. 2. Memo. Hdq. Camp 6–1–’18 to
- 6–2–’18.”
-
-Which means, interpreted, that Sergeant Gray was absent without leave
-from duty at ten A. M. on the first of June, 1918, and that on his
-return he was placed under arrest, said arrest lasting from the first to
-the second of June.
-
-On the last night in camp, at a pine table in a tiny office cut off from
-the lower squad room, Sergeant Gray made the above record against his
-own fair name, and sitting back surveyed it grimly. It was two A. M.
-Across from him the second mess sergeant was dealing in cans and pounds
-and swearing about a missing cleaver.
-
-“Did you ever think,” reflected Sergeant Gray, leaning back in his chair
-and tastefully drawing a girl’s face on his left thumb-nail, “that the
-time would come when you’d be planning bran muffins for the Old Man’s
-breakfast? What’s a bran muffin, anyhow?”
-
-“Horse feed.”
-
-“Ever eat one?”
-
-“No. Stop talking, won’t you?”
-
-Sergeant Gray leaned back and stretched his long arms high above his
-head.
-
-“I’ve got to talk,” he observed. “If I don’t I’ll go to sleep. Lay you
-two dollars to one I’m asleep before you are.”
-
-“Go to the devil!” said the second mess sergeant peevishly.
-
-“Never had breakfast with the Old Man, did you?” inquired Sergeant Gray,
-beginning on his forefinger with another girl’s face.
-
-There was no reply to his question. The second mess sergeant was
-completely immersed in beans.
-
-“Think the Old Man likes me,” went on Sergeant Gray meditatively. “It’s
-about a week now since he told me I was a disgrace to the uniform. How’d
-I know I was going to sneeze in his horse’s ear just as he was climbing
-on?”
-
-“Suffering snakes!” cried the second mess sergeant. “Go to bed! You’re
-delirious.”
-
-Sergeant Gray put a dimple in the girl’s cheek and surveyed it
-critically.
-
-“Yep. The old boy’s crazy about me,” he ruminated aloud. “Asked me the
-other day if I thought I’d fight the Germans as hard as I fought work.”
-
-“Probably be asking you to breakfast,” observed the second mess
-sergeant, beginning on a new sheet. “He’s in the habit of having noncoms
-to eat with him.”
-
-The subtlety of this passed over Sergeant Gray’s head. He was carefully
-adding a small ear to his drawing, an ear which resembled an
-interrogation point. But a seed had been dropped on the fertile soil of
-his mind. He finished, yawned again and grinned.
-
-“All right,” he said. “_C’est la guerre_, as the old boy says. I’ll lay
-you two dollars to one I eat breakfast with him within a month.” His
-imagination grew with the thought. “Wait! I’ll eat bran muffins with him
-at breakfast within a month. How’s that?”
-
-“It’s simple damn foolishness,” observed the second mess sergeant. “I’ll
-take you if you’ll go to bed and lemme alone.”
-
-“‘Lemme,’” observed Sergeant Gray, “is probably Princeton. In Harvard
-we——”
-
-But the second mess sergeant had picked up the inkwell and was fingering
-it purposefully.
-
-“All right, dear old thing,” said Sergeant Gray.
-
-And he rose, stretching his more than six feet to the uttermost. Then he
-made his way through the rows of beds to the sergeant’s corner, and
-removing his blouse, his breeches, his shoes and his puttees was ready
-for sleep. His last waking thought was of his wager.
-
-“A bran muffin with the Old Man!” he chuckled. “A bran muffin! A——”
-
-Something heavy landed on his chest with a great thump, and after
-turning round once or twice settled itself there for the remainder of
-the night. Lying on his back, so as to give his dog the only possible
-berth on the tiny bed, Sergeant Gray, all-American athlete and prime
-young devil of the Headquarters Troop, went fast asleep.
-
-Reveille the next morning, however, found him grouchy. He kicked the dog
-off his legs, to which the animal had retired, and reaching under his
-pillow brought out his whistle. He blew a shrill blast on it. The lower
-squad room groaned, turned over, closed its eyes. He blew again.
-
-“Roll out!” he yelled in stentorian tones. “R-r-roll out, you dirty
-horsemen!”
-
-Then he closed his eyes again and went peacefully to sleep. He dreamed
-that the general was carrying a plate of bran muffins to his bedside,
-and behind him was a pretty girl with coffee and an ear like an
-interrogation point. He wakened to find breakfast over and the cook in a
-bad temper.
-
-“Be a sport, Watt,” he pleaded. “Just a cup of coffee, anyhow.”
-
-“I fed your dog for you. That’s all you get.”
-
-“I can’t eat the dog.”
-
-“Go on out,” said the cook. “This ain’t the Waldorf-Astoria. Nor Childs’
-neither.”
-
-“Some day, on the field of honor,” said Sergeant Gray, “you will lie
-wounded, Watt. You will beg for a cup of water, and I shall refuse it,
-saying——”
-
-“Give him something to get rid of him,” the cook instructed his helper.
-
-And Sergeant Gray was fed. As he drank his coffee he reflected as to his
-wager of the night before. It appealed to his sporting instinct but not
-to his reason. He had exactly as much chance to eat a bran muffin with
-the general as he had to sign peace terms with the Kaiser.
-
-He drank his tepid coffee and surveyed his finger nails disconsolately.
-The faces had only partially disappeared during his morning’s ablution.
-
-“This is the life, Watt!” he said to the cook. “Wine, women and song,
-eh?”
-
-But the cook was cutting his finger nails, preparatory to morning
-inspection.
-
-Now the ink pictures on Sergeant Gray’s finger nails had a certain
-significance. They bore, to be exact, a certain faint resemblance to a
-young lady whose photograph was now concealed against inspection in the
-sergeant’s condiment can. The young lady in question had three days
-before wired the sergeant to this effect:
-
-“Married Bud Palmer yesterday. Please wish me happiness.”
-
-To which, concealing a deep hurt, the sergeant had replied: “Praying
-earnestly for you both.”
-
-He was, then, womanless. No one loved him. He was going to war, and no
-one would mourn him—except the family, of course. The effect of the
-tepid coffee on his empty stomach was merely to confirm his morning
-unhappiness. No one loved him and he had made a fool bet that by now was
-all over the troop.
-
-At mess he knew what he stood committed to. “Please pass the bran
-muffins,” came loudly to his ears. And scraps of conversation like this:
-
-“But you see, dear old thing, I didn’t know your horse was going to
-stick his head under my nose when I sneezed.”
-
-Or:
-
-“But, my dear general, the weakness of the division lies in your staff.
-Now, if I were doing it——”
-
-By one o’clock in the afternoon the troop were ready to move. And
-Sergeant Gray went into the town. There he tried on a new uniform—and
-the story of Sergeant Gray’s new uniform is the story of the bran
-muffins.
-
-It was really a beautiful uniform. Almost it took away the sting of that
-telegram; almost it obliterated the memory of the wager. It spread over
-his broad shoulders and hugged his slim waist. The breeches were full
-above and close below. For the first time he felt every inch a soldier.
-
-He carried the old uniform back to camp and gave it to the cook.
-
-“Here, Watt!” he said. “You’ve been grumbling about clothes. Cut the
-chevrons off it, and it’s yours.”
-
-“Well, look who’s here!” said Watt admiringly. “Thought you fellows had
-to wear issue stuff.”
-
-“Laws are for slaves, Watt.”
-
-“Keep it nice,” observed the cook gracelessly. “You’ll need it for that
-breakfast with the general.”
-
-“Wait and see,” said Sergeant Gray jauntily, but with no hope in his
-heart.
-
-The new uniform was the cause of much invidious comment. Most of it
-resembled the cook’s. But Sergeant Gray was busy. To pass inspection he
-was obliged to borrow from the neighbouring beds, left unguarded,
-certain articles in which he was deficient, namely: Undershirt, cotton,
-one; socks, light wool, pairs, two; underbreeches, cotton, pairs, one.
-
-Thus miscellaneously assembled he passed inspection. He drew a deep
-breath, however, when no notice was taken of the new and forbidden
-uniform and when the photograph of Mrs. Bud Palmer still lay rolled up
-and undiscovered in his condiment can.
-
-During the afternoon he wandered over to the depot brigade and left his
-dog there with a lieutenant who had promised to look after him. The
-sense of depression and impending doom had overtaken him again. He
-stopped at the post exchange and bought a dozen doughnuts, which he
-carried with him in a paper bag.
-
-“Might feed him one of these now and then,” he suggested. “He’s going to
-miss me like the devil. He’s a nice mutt.” His voice was a trifle husky.
-
-“Not fond of bran muffins, I suppose?”
-
-The lieutenant’s voice was impersonal. Sergeant Gray eyed him
-suspiciously, but his eyes were on the dog.
-
-“Don’t know. Never tried them,” he said, and walked off with great
-dignity.
-
-So that was it, eh? It was all over the division already. Well, he’d
-show them! He’d——
-
-The general, on horseback and followed by his aids, went by. Sergeant
-Gray stopped and rigidly saluted, but the general’s eyes and his mind
-were far away. Sergeant Gray looked after him with bitterness in his
-heart. Just at that moment he hated the Army. He hated the general. Most
-of all he hated to the depths of his soul those smug young officers who
-were the general’s aids-de-camp, and who ate with him, and swanked in
-and out of Headquarters, and ordered horses from the troop stables
-whenever they wanted them, and brought in their muddy automobiles to be
-cleaned, and sat with their feet on the general’s desk in his absence
-and smoked his cigarettes.
-
-However, he cheered somewhat during the evening. They were ready to
-move. No more drill on hot and dusty parade grounds. No more long hikes.
-No more digging and shoveling and pushing of wagon trains out of the
-mud. No more infantry range, where a chap in the pit waved a red flag
-every time dust in a fellow’s eyes caused a miss, and the men round
-hissed “Raspberry!” No more bayonet school, where one jabbed a bunch of
-green branches representing the enemy, and asked breathlessly how it
-liked it. “War’s hell, you know, old top,” he had been wont to say, and
-had given the bunch another poke for luck.
-
-Before, ahead, loomed the port of embarkation. The one imminent question
-of the barracks was—leave. Were they to have leave or were they not? To
-Sergeant Gray the matter was of grave importance. Leave meant a call on
-Mrs. Bud Palmer the faithless, in the new uniform, and the ceremonious
-returning to her of the photograph in the condiment can. Then it meant
-finding a nice girl—he was rather vague here—and going to the theatre
-and supper afterward, and perhaps to a roof garden still later.
-
-“I’ll show her,” he muttered between his teeth. But the her was Mrs.
-Palmer.
-
-In their preparations for departure the wager slipped from the minds of
-the troop. At two-thirty in the morning they went ostensibly on a hike,
-in full marching order, which meant extremely full—for a cavalry troop
-dismounted must carry their own equipment and a part that normally
-belongs on the horse. Went on a hike, not to return.
-
-“Everything on me but the kitchen stove,” grumbled Sergeant Gray, and
-edged gingerly through the doorway to join the line outside. With
-extreme caution, because only the entire balance of the division and the
-people in three near-by towns knew that they were moving, they made
-their way to a railway siding and there entrained.
-
-It was dawn when the cars moved out. Sergeant Gray had secured a window
-seat, and kept it in spite of heroic efforts to oust him. All round was
-his equipment, packed tight, his saddlebags, his blanket roll, his rifle
-and bandoleer, a dozen oranges in a paper sack, as many doughnuts. Over
-and round him, leaning out of his window at the imminent danger of their
-lives, were the supply sergeant, the second mess sergeant, the stable
-sergeant and two corporals.
-
-“Not crowded, are you, general?” asked the stable sergeant politely.
-
-The title stuck. He was general to the entire troop after that: behind
-his back, to the enlisted men; to his face and very, very politely, to
-the other noncoms.
-
-“Oh, go to hell!” they finally tortured out of him; and they retired,
-grinning, until some wit or other would walk down the aisle, salute
-gravely and say: “Wish to report that bran muffins are on the way, sir.”
-
-And as the train moved out the car took up that message of the artillery
-when a gun is fired. “On the way!” they yelled. “On the way! Bran muffin
-Number One on the way.”
-
-“Been pretty busy, haven’t you?” he asked when at last the train had
-settled down to comparative quiet and the second mess sergeant was
-beside him.
-
-“Not half as busy as you’ll have to be if you’re going to make good.”
-
-However, the troop’s attention, fickle as the love of the mob, turned at
-last away from him and focused on the coloured porter. They insisted
-that he was of draft age, and that it was the custom anyhow to take the
-train crew to France with the troops it carried. They suggested craps,
-and on his protesting that he had no money they forced him to turn his
-pockets out, at the point of a revolver. And boylike, having bullied him
-until he was pale, they loaded him with cigarettes, candy, fruit and
-abuse.
-
-The Headquarters Troop had a train of their own. Up behind the engine
-was the baggage car, turned into a kitchen with field ranges set up and
-the cooks already at work. Behind was the long line of tourist sleepers,
-each with its grinning but slightly apprehensive porter. And at the
-rear, where general officers of importance are always kept in war, was a
-Pullman containing the divisional staff.
-
-When breakfast, served from the baggage car, was being carried down the
-aisles the train pulled into a tunnel and stopped. It was a very hot
-day, and in through the open windows rolled black and choking clouds of
-smoke. The troop coughed and cursed; but a moment later they burst into
-wild whoops of joy. The engine had pulled on a hundred yards or so,
-leaving the staff car in the tunnel.
-
-The windows were full of jeering boys, eyes bent eagerly toward the
-rear. The end of the tunnel belched smoke like an iron furnace, and into
-it the joyous whoops of the troop penetrated like the maniacal yells of
-demons.
-
-The general, who had just buttered a bran muffin, looked up and scowled.
-He took a bite of the muffin, but he was eating smoke.
-
-“What the——” he sputtered. “Get this car moved on, somebody!” he
-shouted.
-
-The staff sat still and pretended it was not present.
-
-“Woof, woof!” said the general in a furious cough. “Listen to
-those—woof, woof!—young devils! Move this train on, somebody! What have
-I got a staff for anyhow?”
-
-The train stood still and conversation languished. There are only two
-things to be done when a general is angry: One is to get behind the
-furniture and pretend one is not there; the other is to distract his
-mind. The general’s ire growing and the car remaining in the tunnel, an
-aide whom the general called Tommy when no one was near ventured to
-speak.
-
-“Rather an amusing story going round, sir,” he said. “Woof! One of the
-sergeants in the Headquarters Troop has made a wager—woof!—woof,
-sir!—sir—that he——”
-
-“I don’t want to hear anything about the Headquarters Troop,” snarled
-the general. “Woof! Bunch of second-story workers!”
-
-The aide subsided. But somewhat later, when the car had moved on and the
-general was smoking an excellent cigar, the general said: “What was the
-wager, Tommy?”
-
-“I believe, sir, it is to the effect that within a month this fellow
-will breakfast with you, sir. To be exact, will eat a bran muffin with
-you.”
-
-The general exhaled a large mouthful of smoke.
-
-“_C’est la guerre!_” he said. He had been studying French for two weeks.
-“_C’est la guerre_, Tommy. Queer things happen these days. But I think
-it unlikely. Very, very unlikely.”
-
-
-
-
- II
-
-
-Sergeant Gray was extremely contented. He sat back in his seat and
-alternately nibbled doughnuts and puffed at a cigarette. Before him,
-stretched as far as the limitations permitted, were two long and
-well-breeched legs, ending in tan shoes listed by the supply sergeant as
-“Shoes, field, pair, size 11 EE.”
-
-He had surreptitiously taken out Mrs. Bud Palmer’s photograph and
-decided that her face was shallow. And after a moment’s hesitation he
-had decided not to waste any part of his precious leave in returning it.
-So he had torn it into bits and thrown it out of the window. Then he had
-taken a piece of paper and, writing on it “This space to let,” had
-placed it in the condiment can and put the can back in his saddlebags.
-
-The reason of his content was that leave was now assured. At eleven
-o’clock that morning the general’s field secretary had typed on a shaky
-field machine that stood on an equally unsteady tripod the order that at
-the port of embarkation twenty per cent of the men would be allowed each
-day some twenty-three and a half hours’ leave.
-
-Wild cheers in each car had followed the reading of the order. Wild
-cheers and wild plans. Sergeant Gray dreamed, doughnut in one hand and
-cigarette in the other. Twenty-three and a half hours! A lot could
-happen in twenty-three and a half hours. His dreams were general rather
-than concrete. Girls, theatres and food comprised them. No particular
-girl, no particular theatre, no particular food. He would call up some
-of the fellows from college, and they would have sisters. And when he
-had gone to the other side they would write to him.
-
-He had no sentimental affiliations now. He had put all his eggs in one
-basket and the basket had been stolen.
-
-“Lucky I’m not dependent on eggs for food!” he mused and, mistaking the
-hand in which he held the doughnut, bit vigorously into his cigarette.
-
-Nevertheless his spirits grew lower as the day went on. It had occurred
-to him that all the fellows he had counted on for sisters would be in
-the Army, like himself. He cut off girls from his list, on that
-discovery; but food and theatres remained. He reflected rather defiantly
-that he could have a good time without girls; and then considered that a
-chap who lied to himself was in the class with a fellow who cheated at
-solitaire.
-
-The day was hot. Kindly women at stations passed in sandwiches and
-coffee, and the troop, with the eternal appetite of twenty-odd, gorged
-themselves and cheered in overhanging pyramids from the windows. The
-corporals on guard between the cars slept on seats improvised of
-saddlebags, and between naps rolled cigarettes. And the noncoms in their
-corner inveigled the porter to a game of craps, and took from him his
-week’s accumulation of tips.
-
-At the end of the game Sergeant Gray took out his money and counted it.
-
-“Looks like you’d be able to give the Old Man a right good breakfast,”
-observed the stable sergeant.
-
-“Oh, it’s to be his breakfast,” said Sergeant Gray recklessly.
-
-“It is, is it?” The stable sergeant regarded him with admiration. “Want
-to bet on it?”
-
-“Just as you like,” was the cool answer.
-
-“Look here,” said the stable sergeant, aware of an audience. “I’ll lay
-you five to one you don’t breakfast with him at all; ten to one you
-don’t do it on his invitation, and”—he hesitated for effect—“twenty to
-one you don’t do it within a week.”
-
-“Good!” said Sergeant Gray, and laid some bills on his knee. “I’d wager
-I could pull the Crown Prince’s nose at those odds. Then if I do
-breakfast with him within a week on his invitation you’ll owe me a
-hundred and seventy-five dollars.”
-
-“I wish my money was as safe in the bank.” But the stable sergeant was
-vaguely uncomfortable. Those college chaps had a way of putting things
-over. He went out on the platform and stared uneasily at the flying
-scenery.
-
-Sergeant Gray folded his new uniform under the mattress of his berth
-that night. It was bad for the collar, but he did it lest worse befall
-it. He suspected the troop of jealous designs on it. But he could not
-fold himself away so easily, and lay diagonally, with two Number Eleven
-Double E feet in the aisle. At four in the morning he wakened, the cause
-being a dream that he had for some hours been walking in a puddle and
-needed to change his shoes.
-
-Still only half awake, he looked at his feet, to perceive that some wag
-had neatly blackened them with shoe polish from the porter’s closet. He
-immediately reached under his pillow for his whistle and blew a shrill
-blast on it, followed by a stentorian roar.
-
-“Roll out, you dirty horsemen! R-r-roll out!” he yelled.
-
-Still half asleep, they roused at the familiar sounds. Grunting and
-protesting they sat up. From the berth over him a corporal swung down
-two long bare legs and sat on the edge, yawning. Then somebody looked at
-a watch. There would have been a small riot, but the men were too sleepy
-and too relieved. They tumbled back, and Sergeant Gray lay on his pillow
-and grinned vindictively.
-
-He did not go to sleep at once. He lay there and thought of his wager,
-and cursed himself for a fool. Then he dismissed that and thought of his
-twenty-three and a half hours’ leave. If only there were a girl—a nice
-girl. He did not want the sort of girl a fellow picked up in the
-streets. He wanted a real girl, the sort a fellow could write to later
-on.
-
-Little quickenings of romance stirred in his heart. A pretty girl,
-preferably small. He liked them little, with pointed chins. They had a
-way, the little girls with pointed chins, of looking up at a fellow——
-
-He wakened at seven. The troop were still sleeping, but from the baggage
-car ahead there floated back an odor of frying bacon, and on the
-platform of a station outside—for the train had stopped—the general was
-taking an airing.
-
-Sergeant Gray blew his whistle. “R-r-roll out!” he yelled. “R-r-roll
-out, you blooming sons of guns!”
-
-And, to emphasize his authority, he lifted a strong and muscular pair of
-legs and raised the upper berth, in which the corporal still slept.
-Smothered sounds from above convincing him that his efforts had been
-successful he dropped the upper berth with a jerk.
-
-“R-r-roll out, up there!” he yelled; and whistle in hand he lay back to
-the succulent enjoyment of an orange.
-
-Across from him the stable sergeant had turned on his back for another
-nap. Through the curtains, opened against the heat, Gray could see that
-young gentleman’s broad chest rising and falling slowly. The temptation
-and destiny were too strong for him. He bounced an orange on it, only to
-see it rebound through the window and to hear a deafening roar. The
-stable sergeant sat up, a hand on his chest and fire in his eyes. He
-blinked into the distorted face of the general, outside the window. The
-general was holding a hand to his left ear.
-
-“Who threw that orange?” demanded the general.
-
-“Wh-what orange, sir?”
-
-“Don’t lie to me. It came out of this window.”
-
-“I was asleep, sir. Something struck me on the chest. I didn’t see it,
-sir!”
-
-Behind his curtains Sergeant Gray had been struggling into his trousers.
-He emerged now, slightly pale but determined.
-
-“I threw it, sir,” he explained. “I had no idea—it bounced, sir.”
-
-The general surveyed him grimly.
-
-“It’s a curious thing, sergeant,” he said, “that when there is any
-deviltry going on in the Headquarters Troop I find you at the bottom of
-it. Report to me in my car at eight o’clock.”
-
-Then he stalked away.
-
-Down the car a sonorous bass spoke from behind a curtain: “The
-commanding general presents his compliments to Sergeant Gray, and will
-Sergeant Gray breakfast with him in his private car at eight o’clock?”
-
-Sergeant Gray dressed hastily. There was the bitterness of despair in
-his heart, for he knew what was coming. He would have no twenty-three
-and a half hours’ leave, no theatres, no decent food, no girl. And over
-his head still that idiotic bet.
-
-“Oh, hell!” he muttered, and started back.
-
-The general was still in a very bad temper, and his left ear was swollen
-and purple. He lost no time in the attack—he believed in striking
-swiftly and hard—and he read off, from an excellent memory, the tale of
-Sergeant Gray’s various sins of commission. But he did not go so far as
-he meant to go, at that. In the first place, Gray was an excellent
-noncom, and in the second place there was something in the boy’s
-upstanding figure and clear if worried eyes that, coupled with another
-of the excellent cigars, inclined him to leniency.
-
-“But remember this, Gray,” he finished severely, “I don’t usually meddle
-with these things. But I’ve got my eye on you. One more infraction of
-discipline, and you’ll lose your stripes.”
-
-“Yes, sir,” said Sergeant Gray.
-
-He was intolerably virtuous all that day.
-
-Late that afternoon they detrained two miles from the new camp, and
-marched along, singing lustily songs that sound better than they look in
-print, and joyously stretching legs too long confined. It mattered
-nothing to them that the temporary camp was untidy and badly drained;
-that the general passing in a limousine was reading an order that meant
-an emergency abroad, into which they were to be thrown at once; that a
-certain percentage of them would never come back; and that a certain
-other percentage would return, never again to tramp the open road or to
-see the blue sky overhead.
-
-But a girl in a little car trailing in the dust behind the staff cars
-thought of those things, and almost ran over the company goat, Eloise,
-because of tears.
-
-“Darned little idiot!” murmured Sergeant Gray, and gave his last
-doughnut to Eloise.
-
-There was no thrill, no increase over the regular seventy-six beats a
-minute of his heart to tell him that love had just passed by in a pink
-hat.
-
-Until eighty-thirty that night Sergeant Gray was obnoxiously virtuous.
-He had met an English noncom in the camp, and was studiously
-endeavouring to copy that gentleman’s carriage and dignity. And the
-attraction of the new surroundings had turned the attention of the troop
-from him and his wager to other things. A discovery, too, of certain
-conditions in the barracks distracted them.
-
-“A week here,” growled the second mess sergeant, “and we’ll all have to
-be dipped.”
-
-“Might as well get used to it, old son,” said Sergeant Gray, and hummed
-a little ditty to the effect that “They are wild, simply wild, over me.”
-
-But with the falling of darkness the high spirits of the crowd broke
-loose. That night there was a battle royal in the barracks. The lower
-squad room, which housed among others the N. C. O.’s, decided to raid
-the two upper squad rooms. Word of this having been passed up, the upper
-squad rooms were prepared. At the top of the stairs were stationed the
-fire buckets, filled to the top, and a pile of coal stolen from the
-kitchen and secretly conveyed to the upper floor by means of baskets, a
-window and a rope.
-
-Twice the lower squad reached the top of the staircase, amid wild yells
-and much splashing of water. The hall and stairs were running small
-rivers. Coals, recklessly flung down, were salvaged like hand grenades
-by the attacking force and thrown back again.
-
-The noise penetrated to august quarters, and the sentry at the door,
-placed there for just such an emergency, having been infected with the
-mad desire to fight, and being at that moment in the act of climbing the
-coal rope to attack the enemy from the rear, an officer with a flash was
-at the door before he was seen.
-
-Followed instantaneous quiet with the only sound the dripping of water
-down the stairs. Followed the silent retreat of the warriors to beds,
-into which they crept fully dressed. The officer moved through the lower
-squad room. It was extremely quiet save for an occasional deep-throated
-snore. The officer smiled grimly and went away.
-
-And in the darkness Sergeant Gray sat up and felt of his right eye.
-
-In the early dawn, hearing the cook stirring, he went across to the mess
-hall, a strange figure in his undergarments, with one eye closed and a
-bruise on his forehead as big as an egg. The cook eyed him angrily, and
-addressed him without regard to his dignity as a sergeant.
-
-“Some o’ you fellows get busy and bring back that coal you took last
-night,” he said. “I got something else to do.”
-
-“Look here, Watt,” said Sergeant Gray appealingly, “I’ll get the coal
-for you all right. But give me a piece of raw beefsteak, won’t you? Look
-at this eye.”
-
-“Pleased to see it,” said the cook with a vindictive glare.
-
-“Forget it, Watt. I’ll get your coal. See here, I’ve got leave
-to-morrow, and I want to go to the city.”
-
-“Well, you can go, for all of me.”
-
-“I want,” said Sergeant Gray plaintively, “to get my picture taken. I
-want to send it to my mother.”
-
-Suddenly the cook laughed. He leaned over the big serving counter and
-laughed until he was weak.
-
-“Picture!” he said. “My word! She’ll think the Germans have had you!
-Say, give me one, will you?”
-
-He went to the refrigerator, however, and brought out a piece of raw
-beef.
-
-It should have warned Sergeant Gray, lying sulkily on his cot through
-that bright spring day, the beef over his eye and attracting a multitude
-of flies, that no one else had suffered visible injury. The boys came
-and went blithely, each intent on his own affairs. United action had
-cleaned up the hallway and the stairs. But Sergeant Gray, picked out as
-Fate’s victim, lay and dozed and struck at flies and—waited.
-
-By night the swelling had gone, but a deep bluish shadow encircled the
-right eye. Frequent consultation of his shaving mirror told him that he
-would have the mark for days, but at least he could see. That was
-something. He got up after dusk and dressed in the new uniform. Then he
-wandered about the camp.
-
-He felt very lonely. Most of his intimates were on leave. Round the camp
-the men lounged negligently. Some one with a mandolin was strumming it,
-and from the theatre, where a movie show was going on, came the rattle
-of clapping hands. Sergeant Gray hesitated at the door, then he moved
-on.
-
-What he wanted was some one to talk to, a girl preferably. He wandered
-past division headquarters, where the chief of staff stood inside a
-window rolling a cigarette; past the bull pen, surrounded by its fifteen
-feet of barbed wire and its military police.
-
-At the edge of the camp he halted. From there one could see a brilliance
-reflected in the sky—the lights of the port of embarkation, ten miles
-away.
-
-Sergeant Gray sighed and sat down on the road near an automobile. And
-somebody spoke to him.
-
-“Can I take you anywhere?” asked the voice.
-
-It was young and feminine. Something that had been aching in Sergeant
-Gray’s deep chest suddenly stopped aching and leaped.
-
-“Thanks,” he said. “I’m not going anywhere in particular.”
-
-“I just thought”—explained the voice—“I’m waiting for the—for a relative
-and I might as well be taking people to the street-car line. The taxis
-have stopped.”
-
-A car leaving the camp threw its lights on her. She was small and young
-and had a pointed chin. Sergeant Gray got up.
-
-“It’s awfully good of you,” he said. “If it isn’t too much trouble I’ll
-go to the end of the line.”
-
-“Get in,” she said briefly.
-
-Sergeant Gray sat back in the little car and drew a long breath.
-
-“It’s rather small for you, isn’t it?” asked the girl, throwing in the
-clutch. “My brother has to fold up too. He’s in France,” she added.
-“That’s why I like to do things for the soldiers here. It’s like doing
-something for him.”
-
-Sergeant Gray pondered this. He considered it rather an unusual thing
-for a girl to have thought of. He considered that she was as nice as she
-was pretty. He also considered that she drove well. Sergeant Gray, who
-in his leisure hours practiced running a motorcycle with the side car in
-the air, paid her tribute of approval.
-
-“We’ll be over soon,” he said with a touch of pride.
-
-“You’d better not tell anybody that.”
-
-“Why? I rather think our being here tells the story.”
-
-“Well, a lot of people would like to know just when you’re going. They
-hang round the men and offer them rides in cars, and the men get to
-talking, and pretty soon they’ve told all they know.”
-
-“They’d better not try it on me.”
-
-“You almost told me a moment ago.”
-
-Sergeant Gray sat quiet and a trifle hurt.
-
-“I am only warning you,” said the girl. “There are spies simply
-everywhere. I can’t do much, and that’s my way of doing something. That
-and being a sort of taxi,” she added.
-
-They were in a town now, and by the lamps he saw just how pretty she
-was.
-
-“Thanks awfully for warning me,” he said rather humbly. “A fellow gets
-to think that all this spy talk is—just talk.”
-
-“Well, it isn’t,” said the girl briefly but with the air of one who
-knew.
-
-The sergeant eyed her askance.
-
-“That sounds as though you knew something.”
-
-“Perhaps I do. Though of course one doesn’t really know these things.
-One suspects.”
-
-“Naturally one does.”
-
-She glanced at him, but his face was grave.
-
-“What I would like to know,” he proceeded, “is what one does when one
-suspects.”
-
-“I am afraid you are trying to be funny,” she observed coldly, and
-brought the car to a standstill. “Here’s your car line.”
-
-He hesitated. Then he made a wild resolve.
-
-“I see it,” he said agreeably. “Thanks awfully for bringing me. We can
-go back now.”
-
-She stared at him.
-
-“You are not going anywhere?”
-
-“Why, no,” he said, trying not to look conscious. “I said that I’d like
-to go to the end of the car line.”
-
-“You’re there.”
-
-“I only wanted to look at it.”
-
-“Very well. Get out and look at it. I don’t think you’ll find it unusual
-in any way.”
-
-“Look here,” he said humbly. “I’m awfully sorry. I was just hungry to
-talk to some one, and when you offered——”
-
-“I have done exactly as I offered. You will please get out!”
-
-He got out slowly. He was overcome with wretchedness and guilt, but her
-pointed chin was held high and her face was obstinate.
-
-“Thank you very much,” said Sergeant Gray, and turning drearily
-commenced his lonely walk back to camp.
-
-He could hear her behind him backing and turning in the narrow street.
-He plodded on, cursing himself. If he had had any sense and had got out
-and let her think he was going somewhere——
-
-The lights of the car were close behind him now. When they were abreast
-he heard the grinding of the brakes as it stopped.
-
-“I don’t want to be disagreeable,” said the girl, beside him. “I suppose
-you did want some one to talk to. I’ll take you back if you like.”
-
-“I’d better not bother you any more.”
-
-Suddenly she laughed. In the light from a street lamp she had caught her
-first real glimpse of his face.
-
-“Wherever did you get that eye?” she demanded.
-
-“Fighting,” he said shortly. “We had a roughhouse at the barracks last
-night.”
-
-“I should think you were going to have enough trouble soon without
-getting beaten up like that,” she said with a touch of severity. “Well,
-are you going to get in?”
-
-He got in. She had been rather reserved coming down, but now she was
-more talkative. His little remark about being hungry for some one to
-talk to had struck home. Her brother had said something like that once.
-They must get hungry for girls, nice girls.
-
-So now she chattered and she drew from the tall boy beside her something
-about himself. It was not particularly hard to do. Sergeant Gray opened
-up like a flower in the sun. He explained, for instance, that he was to
-have a commission when he was twenty-one.
-
-“Unless,” he admitted, “I’m in too bad with the Old Man.”
-
-“The Old Man?”
-
-“The general,” explained Sergeant Gray, unaware that the young lady was
-sitting very straight. “He’s hell—he’s strong for discipline, and all
-that. And—well, every now and then I slip up on something, and he gets
-me. It’s always me he gets,” he finished plaintively and
-ungrammatically.
-
-“But you shouldn’t do things that are wrong.”
-
-Sergeant Gray pondered this amazing statement.
-
-“Perhaps you’re right,” he acknowledged. “I hadn’t thought of that.”
-
-“You might try being terribly well behaved for—well, for twenty-four
-hours.”
-
-“Do you want me to?”
-
-“It’s entirely a matter of your own good,” she said rather coldly.
-
-“I’ll do it!” said Sergeant Gray rashly. “Not a misstep for twenty-four
-hours. How’s that?”
-
-“It sounds well.”
-
-“The truth is,” confided Sergeant Gray, “I’ve got to be good. He’s
-watching. He told me so.”
-
-“And if you’re not——”
-
-“Shot against a brick wall probably.” He grinned cheerfully. “Think of
-that hanging over a fellow, and twenty-three and a half hours’ leave
-to-morrow.”
-
-“I hope,” she said in the motherly tone she assumed now and then, “that
-you are going to be awfully careful to-morrow.”
-
-“Did you ever see a cat crossing a wet gutter? Well, that’s me
-to-morrow. This is no time to take any chances.”
-
-At which probably those particular gods that had Sergeant Gray in their
-keeping laughed behind their hands.
-
-The girl stopped the car at the camp, and the plaything of destiny
-descended.
-
-“Thank you, awfully,” observed the said plaything with a considerable
-amount of warmth in his voice. “I—perhaps I shall not see you again.”
-
-“I was just thinking—what time does your leave commence to-morrow?”
-
-“At ten-thirty”—hopefully.
-
-“I might pick you up then and take you to the trolley.”
-
-“Honestly, would you?” he asked delightedly. “You know, I—really, I
-can’t tell you how grateful I would be.”
-
-“I love to make the taxi men wriggle,” was her rather unsatisfactory
-reply. “I’ll be here, then. Good night.”
-
-Sergeant Gray saluted and went away. To all appearances he was a rather
-overgrown young man trudging through the mud of a not too-tidy camp to a
-barracks that needed carbolising. Actually he was a sublimated being
-favoured of heaven and floating in a rosy cloud of dreams.
-
-“Halt!” said a guard, and threw his rifle to port arms. “Who’s there?”
-
-“Sergeant of the Headquarters Troop,” said the superman.
-
-“Where’s your pass?”
-
-The superman presented it, and the guard inspected it closely—the
-attitude of the M. P. being that all men are Germans unless proved
-otherwise.
-
-“Thoroughly satisfactory?” inquired the superman.
-
-The M. P. grunted.
-
-The sergeant approached him and lowered his voice confidentially.
-
-“Tell you something,” he volunteered: “I’m not the same chap who went
-out on that pass.”
-
-“What d’you mean you’re not?”
-
-“It’s like this, old son. But first of all let me ask you something.” He
-glanced about cautiously. “Man to man, old son—do you believe in love at
-first sight?”
-
-“Last fellow who tried being funny round here,” said the guard grimly,
-“had a chance to laugh himself to death in the bull pen.”
-
-“No heart!” sighed the sergeant, moving on, still on air. “No soul! No
-imagination! Good night, my sad and lonely friend. Good night!”
-
-He moved on, singing in a very deep bass:
-
- “_Oh, promise me that some day you and I
- May take our love te tum, te tum, te tum._”
-
-The chief of staff, who had also discovered that his quarters needed
-fumigation, raised from an uneasy pillow and groaned disgustedly.
-
-“Stop that noise out there!” he bawled through the window beside him.
-
-The superman recognised neither the voice nor the new quarters of the
-staff.
-
-“Minion,” he said, halting and addressing the window, “hast never
-loved?”
-
-Then he moved on, still in a roseate cloud the exact shade of a certain
-pink hat.
-
- “_That we may take our love and faith renew,
- And find the hollows where those violets grew-w-w——_”
-
-His voice died away, swallowed up in distance and the night.
-
-
-When he went into the lower squad room a sort of chant greeted him from
-the beds: “Where, oh where’s the sergeant been?”
-
-And the reply shouted lustily: “Out getting measured for a shave.”
-
-He undressed quietly, and salvaging the piece of beefsteak from under
-his pillow got into bed and placed it carefully over his eye.
-
-
-
-
- III
-
-
-But tragedy had marked Sergeant Gray for its own. At reveille he rolled
-over, yawned and without lifting himself reached up to the pocket of his
-blouse and retrieved his whistle.
-
-He blew it and shouted as usual: “R-r-roll out, you dirty horsemen!
-R-r-roll out!”
-
-Then, arms under his head, he lay and dreamed. Round the day to come he
-wove little fantasies of the new uniform, and money in his pocket, and
-twenty-three and a half hours’ leave, and—the girl in the little car.
-His pass he had already secured through the top sergeant. It had been,
-with others on the pass list, O.K’d by the captain and re-O.K’d by the
-military police. At ten-thirty that morning Sergeant Gray would be a
-free man.
-
-He made a huge breakfast, and careful inspection showed the eye greatly
-improved. And he whistled blithely while laying out his things for the
-official inspection, comparing his belongings carefully with a list in
-his hand. Nothing was to go wrong that day, nothing mar the perfection
-of it or curtail his leave.
-
-But he failed to count the camp quartermaster; and that Destiny, which
-had taken him in hand forty-eight hours ago, was making of him her toy.
-
-Now camp quartermasters are but human. They have their good days and
-their bad, and sometimes it rather gets on their nerves, the eternal
-examining and determining, for instance, that every man of perhaps
-thirty thousand possesses in perfect condition:
-
- 2 breeches, O. D. wool, prs.
-
- 2 coats, O. D. wool.
-
- 1 overcoat, O. D. wool.
-
- 1 slicker.
-
- 1 hat.
-
- 1 cord (cavalry, infantry, artillery).
-
- 3 undershirts, cotton.
-
- 3 underbreeches, cotton, prs.
-
- 5 socks, light wool, prs.
-
- 5 shirts, flannel, O. D.
-
- 2 shoes, field, prs.
-
-Sergeant Gray’s Destiny, working by devious ways, had given the camp
-inspector a headache, a bad breakfast, a shirt lost by the laundry and a
-wigging by somebody or other. Into the bargain it was a fine day for
-golf and here he was looking over breeches, O. D. wool, pairs, two; and
-so on.
-
-Into the barracks then came fate in the shape of the camp inspector,
-military of figure and militant of disposition, to count the pins for
-shelter halves, for instance, and generally to do anything but swing a
-golf club, as his heart desired. The men lined up by their equipment and
-the inspector went down the line. And he opened, by evil chance,
-Sergeant Gray’s condiment can and found the space-to-let notice inside.
-
-He looked at it, and then he looked at the tall sergeant. Now to save
-all he could of his twenty-three and a half hours’ leave Sergeant Gray
-had put on his new uniform, which was against the rules. He had obeyed
-the regulations exactly as to his hat cord, whistle, collar insignia,
-buttons and shoes. Otherwise from his healthy skin to his putties he
-wore not a single issue article.
-
-The second mess sergeant eying him before inspection had warned him.
-
-“You’ll get into trouble with that outfit, Gray,” he had said. And Gray
-had replied that if he did it would be his trouble.
-
-“Possibly,” had been the second mess sergeant’s comment. “But if you put
-him in a bad humour and get him started—there’ll be hell to pay.”
-
-And now there was to be hell to pay. And the inspector, who might have
-been expected to walk in one door and out another but did not, stood off
-and surveyed him coldly.
-
-“Issue uniform?” he demanded.
-
-“N-no, sir.”
-
-“Take it off!”
-
-Sergeant Gray obeyed. Once off, the full extent of his iniquity, as to
-his undershirt, underbreeches and socks, was revealed.
-
-“Scrap the clothing this man is wearing,” ordered the inspector. And to
-Sergeant Gray: “Show me your issue uniforms.”
-
-Now the sergeant was hard on clothing, and particularly on breeches.
-Also he had given one uniform to Watt, the cook. The single one he was
-able to produce was badly worn; so badly, indeed, that the camp
-inspector with his two hands tore the breeches apart, at a vital spot,
-and flung them on the floor. Something in Sergeant Gray’s breast seemed
-to tear also and sink to the floor.
-
-“Scrap this one also,” ordered the camp inspector.
-
-“Sir——” ventured Sergeant Gray desperately.
-
-But the camp inspector had discovered something, namely: That the issue
-uniforms of the Headquarters Troop of the ——th Division were of poor
-material. Slowly and carefully he went through the lot. Sharply and
-decisively, at the end, he gave his orders.
-
-[Illustration: “IF A MAN FROM THE HEADQUARTERS TROOP OVERSTAYS HIS
-LEAVE, WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM, UNCLE JIMMY?” _See page 76_]
-
-“Scrap every uniform in the troop,” he said, “and send this order to the
-camp quartermaster.”
-
-In ten minutes one hundred and ninety-five men stood to attention in
-their undergarments, and in the center of each squad room lay a great
-heap of discarded khaki.
-
-“Leaving us rather stripped, sir,” ventured the captain.
-
-“They’ve got their slickers,” curtly observed fate; “and the
-quartermaster will fix you up all right.”
-
-He went out. Jove, what a day for golf!
-
-“Sergeant!” called the captain.
-
-He avoided the baleful eyes of his men and looked out of a window. He
-was rather young and terribly afraid he would laugh.
-
-The supply sergeant, thus called, came forward and saluted. He was a
-queer figure in his woolens, and the captain coughed to recover his
-voice.
-
-“Put—put on your slicker,” he said, “and carry this order to the camp
-quartermaster. And hurry!”
-
-Now all the balance of this story rests on that order to hurry, for it
-came about that the supply sergeant, running, put his toe under the edge
-of a board and fell heavily, and a military policeman, discovering thus
-that the sergeant wore no breeches, placed him immediately under arrest.
-
-“Oh, very well,” said the supply sergeant politely; and put the order in
-his slicker pocket. If they chose to arrest a man for a thing he
-couldn’t help let them do it. He didn’t absolutely know what was in the
-order and if he could sit in the bull pen the troop could sit in its
-underwear. It was nothing whatever to him.
-
-He grinned malevolently, however, when he saw the captain and the two
-lieutenants of the troop leaving camp in a machine in the direction of
-the city.
-
-“All right,” he said to himself. “We’ll see something later, that’s all.
-The old boy will be crazy about this.”
-
-The old boy being the general.
-
-In the barracks black despair was in Sergeant Gray’s heart. He made a
-wild effort to retrieve his new uniform from the heap which was to be
-carried out and burned, but the troop were a unit against him.
-
-“Aw, keep still!” they said in effect. “You got us into this, and you’ll
-stick it out with us.”
-
-“I’ve got leave, fellows,” he appealed to the other noncoms. “I’ve got
-an engagement too.”
-
-“We know. To breakfast with the general,” sneered the stable sergeant.
-“Well, you’d better send your regrets.”
-
-At ten-fifteen the troop, having waited an hour, were growing uneasy,
-and Sergeant Gray was stationed at a window, watching three men in
-slickers tending a fire of mammoth proportions. At ten-thirty, going to
-a window in one of the two upper squad rooms, he made out a small car
-down the road, and a girl with a pink hat in it. There was no supply
-sergeant in sight.
-
-At ten forty-five a scout patrol in slickers having been sent out
-reported the supply sergeant not in the camp quartermaster’s office, as
-observed through a window, and the troop officers as having gone for the
-day.
-
-Black despair, then, in a hundred and ninety-five hearts, but in no one
-of them such agony as in Sergeant Gray’s. Clad in an army slicker he
-made a dozen abortive attempts to borrow a uniform from tall men in
-other companies, but inspection was on, and had commenced with the
-Headquarters Troop. Not a man dared to be found with less than
-“breeches, O. D. wool, prs., two.” And blouses the same.
-
-At eleven o’clock with the glare of frenzy in his eyes Sergeant Gray put
-on a slicker, put his pass in his pocket and left the barracks. Outside
-the door he hesitated. The sun was gleaming from a hot sky, and there
-was no wind. The absence of wind, he felt, was in his favour. During his
-hurried walk toward the little car he was feeling in his mind for some
-excuse for the slicker, but he found himself beside the car before he
-had found anything to satisfy him.
-
-“You are late,” said the girl severely.
-
-“Awfully busy morning,” he explained. “Inspection and—er—all that.
-There’s a lot to get ready,” he added mysteriously.
-
-He was aware of her careful scrutiny, and he flushed guiltily. As for
-the girl, she seemed satisfied with what she saw. He was a gentleman,
-clearly. But a slicker!
-
-“You’d better take that raincoat back,” she observed. “You won’t need
-it. It’s going to be clear and hot.”
-
-“I guess I’ll take it, anyhow.”
-
-“You’ll be checking it somewhere, and then forgetting to get it again.”
-
-He was frightfully uneasy. She was the sort of girl who seemed bent on
-getting her own way. So he muttered something about having a cold, and
-she countered with a flat statement that he would get more if he dressed
-too warmly.
-
-They had reached what amounted to an _impasse_ when a small boy flung a
-card into the car.
-
-“Don’t bother about it,” said the girl as he stooped to get it. “I have
-one in my pocket for you.”
-
-“Thanks, awfully,” said the sergeant, rather surprised. “What is it? A
-theatre ticket?”
-
-She did not reply at once. He saw that they were passing the end of the
-trolley line and going on. He had a little thrill of mingled delight and
-uneasiness. He had had no plans particularly, except to see her again.
-His only program had been destroyed in the bonfire.
-
-Suddenly she drew the little car up beside the road.
-
-“Have you anything you want particularly to do to-day?” she asked.
-
-“I was just going to play round.”
-
-“Would you like to do a real service? A national service?”
-
-“I seem to be doing it most of the time,” he observed with some
-bitterness.
-
-“You said yesterday you were going to have your picture taken.”
-
-Good heavens, was this marvel, this creature from another world, going
-to ask for his photograph?
-
-“I would, but this eye——”
-
-“See here,” she said briskly. “I want you to get your picture taken. I
-want it for a special reason. And I want you to go”—she felt in her
-pocket and pulled out a card—“I want you to go to this man.”
-
-“I see,” he said, and took the card. “Friend of yours?”
-
-“Certainly not!”
-
-“Does he take good photographs?”
-
-“I don’t know. You might read the card.”
-
-He read it carefully. It merely stated that J. M. Booth of a certain
-number on Twenty-Second Street made excellent photographs very cheap,
-filled rush orders for soldiers, and gave them a special discount. He
-even turned it over, but the other side was blank.
-
-“I don’t get it, I guess,” he said at last. “What’s the answer?”
-
-“The more I see of army men the less imagination I find,” was her
-surprising reply. “I took that card last night to the—to an officer I
-know; and he was just like you. I hope you put more intelligence into
-your fighting than you do into other things. How many soldiers do you
-suppose have gone to that man?”
-
-“Well, I’ll be one, anyhow.”
-
-He rose gallantly to the occasion.
-
-“A good many hundred, probably. As each division comes in and gets leave
-they all run to get their pictures taken, don’t they? And they want them
-by a certain time? Why? Because they’re going to sail, of course.”
-
-“There’s no argument on my part.”
-
-“But suppose that man’s name isn’t Booth? Suppose I told you he’d once
-been the court photographer at Vienna?”
-
-Sergeant Gray whistled.
-
-“Are you telling me that?”
-
-“I am. My dressmaker is in the same building. She told me. He showed her
-a lot of photographs of the royal family.”
-
-Every boy has longed at some period of his life to be a detective.
-Sergeant Gray suddenly felt the fine frenzy of the sleuth. But there was
-disappointment too.
-
-“So that’s why you picked me up last night?”
-
-“Not at all. But it’s why I came for you this morning.”
-
-“Would you mind explaining that?”
-
-“Not at all. I picked you up because I carry all the boys I can to the
-street car. But after we had talked I felt you would understand. Some of
-them wouldn’t.”
-
-Sergeant Gray at once put on the expression of one who understood
-perfectly. But happening to glance down, the better to reflect, he saw
-that the slicker had slid back an inch or so, revealing that amount of a
-knee that was not covered with khaki. He blushed furiously, but the
-girl’s eyes were on the road ahead.
-
-“I do hope you’ll help me out,” she was saying. “It wouldn’t be of any
-use for me to go, you know. But I’ll go with you. I’ll be your sister if
-you don’t mind.”
-
-It was on the tip of his tongue to say that there were other
-relationships he would prefer, but he did not. She was not that sort of
-a girl. And he was uneasily aware, too, that her interest in him was
-purely academic. Not that he put it that way, of course.
-
-“The one thing you mustn’t do,” she warned him, “is to tell when you
-actually sail. I thought you might say that the submarine trouble has
-held up all sailings, and you’re not going for a month.”
-
-“All right,” he agreed.
-
-“Just when do you sail?” she asked suddenly.
-
-He was exceedingly troubled. He had no finesse, and here was a
-point-blank question. He answered it bluntly.
-
-“Sorry. I can’t tell you.”
-
-“You’re a good boy,” she said with approval. “I know anyhow, so it
-doesn’t matter. I just wondered if you would tell.”
-
-“You know a lot of things,” was his admiring comment.
-
-Half an hour later he was following the girl into a dingy elevator. He
-was suffering the pangs of bitter disappointment, for on his observing
-that if the fellow tried to find out when the division was sailing he
-would throw him out of the window the girl had turned on him sharply.
-
-“You’ll do nothing of the kind,” she said. “You’ll tell him what we’ve
-agreed on, and that’s all.”
-
-“All?” he had protested. “And let him get away with it?”
-
-“We’ll decide what to do later,” she had answered cryptically. And
-somehow he had felt that he had fallen in her estimation.
-
-In the elevator she said out of a clear sky: “You’ll have to take that
-raincoat off, of course.”
-
-He swallowed nervously.
-
-“Sure I will,” he replied. “But—look here, you don’t mind if I ask you
-to stay out while I’m being done, do you? I—I’m funny about pictures. I
-don’t like any one round. Queer thing,” he went on desperately, seeing
-her face. “Always been like that. I——”
-
-“I didn’t come here to see you have a photograph taken,” she replied
-coldly.
-
-For the next half hour he did not see her. He was extremely busy.
-
-J. M. Booth proved to be a slow worker. Sergeant Gray, who had been
-recently mixing with all races in the Army, was quick to see that he
-spoke fluent English with a slight burr.
-
-“French, aren’t you?” he asked genially while Mr. Booth shifted the
-scenery.
-
-“Alsatian,” corroborated Mr. Booth. “But this is my country. I have even
-taken an American name. Now if you will remove the raincoat——”
-
-Sergeant Gray moved a step nearer to him.
-
-“Can’t,” he explained in a low tone. “Nothing under it. You’ll have to
-shoot as I am.”
-
-“No uniform?”
-
-“No uniform. What d’you think of a country that will send fellows to
-fight like that, eh?”
-
-Mr. Booth’s small black eyes peered at him suspiciously.
-
-“Is it possible?” he demanded. “This great country, so rich, and—no
-uniforms.”
-
-“Uniforms!” continued Sergeant Gray, beginning to enjoy himself hugely.
-“Why, say, we haven’t anything! No guns worth the name, not enough
-shoes. Why, a fellow in my company’s wearing two rights at this minute.
-And as for uniforms—why, I’ll tell you this—my whole company’s going
-round to-day like this, slickers and nothing else.”
-
-“Amazing!” commented Mr. Booth unctuously. “We hear of so much money
-being spent, and yet nothing to show for it.”
-
-“Graft!” explained the sergeant in a very deep bass. “Graft, that’s what
-it is!”
-
-Mr. Booth seemed temporarily to forget that he was there to take a
-picture.
-
-“But you—we will come out all right,” he observed, watching the sergeant
-closely. “We have so much. The Browning gun, now—do you know about that?
-It is wonderful, not so?”
-
-“Wonderful?” queried the sergeant, feeling happier than he had for some
-time. “Well, I’m a machine gunner; and if we’re to get anywhere we’ve
-got to do better than the Browning.” He had a second’s uneasiness then,
-until he remembered that he wore no insignia. “It heats. It jams. It——”
-Here ended his knowledge of machine guns. “It’s rotten, that’s all.”
-
-Mr. Booth was moistening his lips.
-
-“It’s sad news,” he observed. “I—but this Liberty motor—I understand
-it’s a success.”
-
-“You’d better not ask me about that,” said the sergeant gravely. “Ever
-since my brother went down——”
-
-“Went down? Fell?”
-
-“Aviation. Engine too heavy for the wings. Got up a hundred feet—first
-plane, you know, testing it out. And——”
-
-He drew a long breath.
-
-“I wonder,” said Mr. Booth, “if you would care for a little drink? I
-keep some here for the boys. The city’s a dry place for soldiers. It’ll
-cheer you up.”
-
-“I’m off liquor.” It was the first truth he had spoken for some time,
-and it sounded strange to his ears. “Rotten food and all that. Can’t
-drink. That’s straight.”
-
-It had not been lost on him that Mr. Booth was endeavoring to conceal a
-vast cheerfulness; also that his refusal to drink was unexpected.
-
-“Better have the picture, old top,” he observed. “Better get this eye on
-the off side, hadn’t you?”
-
-For some five minutes Mr. Booth alternately disappeared under a black
-cloth and reappeared again. The sergeant felt that under a pretence of
-focusing he was being subjected to a close scrutiny, and bore himself
-carefully and well.
-
-When at last it was over Mr. Booth put a question. “Want these in a
-hurry, I suppose?”
-
-“Hurry? Why?”
-
-“Most of the boys are just about to sail. They come in here and give me
-two days, three days. It is not enough.”
-
-“Well, I can give you a month if you want it.”
-
-“You’re not going soon, then?”
-
-“I should say not! Do you think Uncle Sam’s going to trust any
-transports out with these German submarines about? I guess not!”
-
-There was no question as to Mr. Booth’s excitement now. His round face
-fairly twitched.
-
-“But you cannot know that,” he said. “That is camp talk, eh?”
-
-“Not on your life!” said the sergeant, and went closer to him. “I got a
-cousin in headquarters; and he saw the order from Washington.”
-
-“What was the order? You remember it, eh?”
-
-“All orders for troops to sail during month of June canceled,” lied the
-sergeant glibly. “Not likely to forget that, old top, with a month to
-play round in your dear old town.”
-
-He was filled with admiration of himself. And under that admiration was
-swelling and growing a great loathing for the creature before him. He
-would fill him with lies as full as he would hold. And then he would get
-him. But he would consult the girl about that. She had forbidden
-violence, but when she knew the facts——
-
-He gave his name and put down a deposit.
-
-“You are sure you are in no hurry?” asked Mr. Booth, scrutinising him
-carefully.
-
-“I wish I was as sure of a uniform.”
-
-The girl was waiting, and together they went down to the street. Though
-her eyes were eager she asked no questions. She preceded Sergeant Gray
-to the little car and got in. And suddenly a chill struck to the
-sergeant’s heart.
-
-On the pavement, eying him with cold and glittering eyes, were the
-stable sergeant, the troop mess sergeant, the second mess sergeant and
-two corporals. Like himself they wore slickers to cover certain
-deficiencies, and unlike him they wore an expression of cold and
-calculating deviltry.
-
-“Hello!” they said, and surrounded him. “Having a good time?”
-
-He cast an agonised glance at the car. The girl was looking ahead.
-
-“Pretty fair,” he replied; and calculated the distance to the car.
-
-“We’ve been keeping an eye open for you,” said the stable sergeant,
-stepping between him and the car. “We want to have a word with you.”
-
-“I’ll meet you somewhere.” There was pleading in his voice. “Anywhere
-you say, in an hour.” Their faces were cold and unrelenting. “In a half
-hour, then.”
-
-“What we’ve got to do won’t wait,” observed the stable sergeant. “How do
-you think we like going about like this anyhow? Our only chance to have
-a time, and going round like a lot of lunatics. We warned you, didn’t
-we? We——”
-
-Sergeant Gray knew what was coming. He had known it with deadly
-certainty from the moment he saw that menacing group, cold of eye but
-hot of face. And strong as he was he was no match for five of them,
-hardened with months of training and infuriated with outrage.
-
-“I’m with a young lady, fellows,” he pleaded. “Don’t make a row here. If
-you’ll only wait——”
-
-“Oh, there won’t be any row,” observed the stable sergeant. “You take
-off that slicker, that’s all.”
-
-“Not here! For heaven’s sake, fellows, not on the street! I tell you
-I’ve got a girl with me. A nice girl. A——”
-
-The stable sergeant hesitated and glanced toward the car.
-
-“All right,” he said. “But we’re going to take that slicker back to
-camp. We promised the troop. You can step inside that door. I guess
-that’s satisfactory?”
-
-He glanced at the group, which nodded grimly.
-
-For an instant Sergeant Gray was tempted to run and chance it, but the
-girl had turned her head and was watching them curiously. Hope died in
-him. He could neither run nor fight. And the group closed in on him.
-
-“’Bout face—march!” said the stable sergeant.
-
-And he marched.
-
-Inside the hallway, behind the elevator, however, he turned loose with
-his fists. He fought desperately, using his long arms with accuracy and
-precision. One of the corporals went down first. The second mess
-sergeant followed him. But the result was inevitable. Inside of three
-minutes the girl saw the little group returning to the street. One
-corporal held a handkerchief to his lip, and the first mess sergeant was
-holding together a slicker which had no longer any clasps. The stable
-sergeant, however, was calm and happy. He carried a slicker over his
-arm.
-
-“Sergeant Gray’s compliments, miss,” he said, saluting. Then, as an
-afterthought of particular fiendishness: “And he will be engaged for
-some time. If you would take charge of this slicker he’ll be much
-obliged to you.”
-
-He saluted again, and the group swaggered down the street.
-
-The girl sat in the car and looked after them. Then she glanced at the
-slicker, and a little frown gathered between her eyes. Had he, against
-her orders, gone back to deal with Mr. Booth alone? She was mystified
-and not a little indignant, and when she started the car again it was
-with a jerk of irritation.
-
-Inside the hallway, behind the elevator, cursed and raged Sergeant Gray.
-At every step in the doorway he shook with apprehension. Behind him
-stretched a wooden staircase, toward which he cast agonised eyes. The
-elevator came down, discharged its passengers, filled again and went up.
-Outside in the brilliant street thousands of feet passed, carrying
-people fully clothed and entitled to a place in the sun. Momentarily he
-expected the climax of his wretchedness—that the girl would tire of
-waiting and come into the building. He plucked up courage after a time
-to peer round the corner of the elevator. The car was gone.
-
-“What’ll she think of me?” he groaned.
-
-Wild schemes of revenge surged in him. Murder with torture was among
-them. And always while he cursed and planned his eyes were on the
-staircase behind him.
-
-Came a time, however, when the elevator descended empty, and the elderly
-man on the stool inside prepared to read a newspaper. He was startled by
-a husky whisper just beneath his left ear.
-
-“Say, come here a minute, will you?”
-
-He turned. Through the grille beside him a desperate face with one black
-eye was staring at him.
-
-“Come here yourself,” he returned uneasily.
-
-With a wild rush the owner of the face catapulted into the elevator and
-closed the grating. Then he turned and faced him.
-
-“Run me up, quick!”
-
-“Good God!” said the elevator man.
-
-There were steps in the entrance. With a frenzied gesture Sergeant Gray,
-of the Headquarters Troop of the ——th Division, gave a pull at the
-lever. The car descended with a jerk.
-
-“Leggo that thing,” said the elevator man, now wildly terrified. “Want
-to shoot down into the subway?”
-
-Thoroughly frenzied, Sergeant Gray pulled the lever the other way. The
-car stopped, trembled, ascended. For a moment two stenographers waiting
-on the ground floor had a vision of a strange figure in undershirt,
-cotton, one, and nether garments to match, surmounted by a distorted
-face, passing on its way to the upper floors.
-
-Sergeant Gray surrendered the lever, and ran a trembling hand across his
-forehead.
-
-“You’ve got to hide me somewhere,” he shouted. “Look at me!”
-
-“I see you,” said the elevator man. “Y’ought to be ashamed of yourself.”
-
-“You’ve got to hide me,” insisted Sergeant Gray; “and then you’ve got to
-go out and buy me some clothes.”
-
-They had reached the top floor, and the car had stopped.
-
-“I’ll tell you later. You can get me a pair of pants somewhere, can’t
-you?”
-
-There was pleading in his voice. Almost tears. But the tears were of
-rage.
-
-“I’ll lose my job if I leave this car,” observed the elevator man. He
-had recovered from his fright, and besides he had recognised the boy’s
-service hat.
-
-“Soldier, aren’t you?”
-
-“Yes. Look here, old man, I’m in a devil of a mess. Lot of our fellows,
-met them outside—it’s a joke. I’ll joke them!” he added vindictively.
-
-“Some fellows got a queer idea of humour,” observed the elevator man. “I
-might send out for you. Got any money?”
-
-The full depth of his helplessness struck Sergeant Gray then and turned
-him cold. His money, thirty-nine dollars and sixteen cents, was in the
-slicker.
-
-“They took my money too.”
-
-The elevator man’s face grew not less interested but more suspicious.
-
-“Why don’t you get a good story while you’re at it?” he demanded. “Looks
-like you’re running away from something.”
-
-“Great heavens, I should think I am!”
-
-“You fellows,” observed the elevator man, “think you can come to this
-town and raise hell and then pull some soldier stuff and get out of it.
-Well, you haven’t any effect on me.”
-
-The buzzer in the cage had been ringing insistently.
-
-“I’ll have to go down. Crawl out, son.”
-
-“Crawl out! Where to?”
-
-“Don’t know. Can’t let you in an office. You may find some place.” He
-threw open the door. “Out with you!” he commanded. “I’ll look you up
-later.”
-
-“Run me to the cellar,” gasped Sergeant Gray.
-
-“Tailor’s shop there. Full of girls.”
-
-With a hoarse imprecation Sergeant Gray left the elevator and scuttled
-down the hallway. To his maddened ears the place was full of sounds, of
-voices inside doorways and about to emerge, of footsteps, of hideous
-laughter. He had wild visions of finding a window and a roof, even of
-jumping off it. Then—he saw on a door the name of J. M. Booth,
-Photographer; and hope leaped in his heart.
-
-He opened the door cautiously and peered within. All was silent. On the
-table in the reception room lay still open the album with which the girl
-had amused herself while she waited, and over a couch—oh, joy
-supreme!—there was flung an Indian blanket. He caught it up and wrapped
-it about him; and the madness left him. Such as it was, he was clothed.
-
-Still cautiously, however, he advanced to the studio. All was quiet
-there, but beyond he could hear water running, and the careful handling
-of photographers’ plates. Mr. Booth, erstwhile of Vienna, was within and
-busy. It irked the sergeant profoundly that to such unworthy refuge he
-was driven for shelter, but he squared his shoulders and advanced. Then
-suddenly he heard footsteps in the outer room, footsteps that advanced
-deliberately and relentlessly.
-
-Wild fear shook him again. He looked round him frantically, and then
-sought refuge. In a corner behind a piece of scenery which was intended
-to show the sitter in an Italian garden, Sergeant Gray of the ——th
-Division sought shameful sanctuary.
-
-
-Somewhat later in the day the general, having a broiled squab and
-mushrooms under glass in a window at the best restaurant in the city,
-put on his glasses and looked out over the surging tide in the brilliant
-sunlight of the street. Just opposite him, moving sedately, was a group
-of soldiers.
-
-“I wish you’d tell me,” said the general testily to the aide-de-camp
-whose particular joy it was to lunch with him, “what the deuce those
-fellows are doing in slickers on a day like this.”
-
-“No accounting for the vagaries of enlisted men, sir,” returned the
-aide, ordering a _demi-tasse_.
-
-
-
-
- IV
-
-
-At that exact moment the elevator man, having a moment’s leisure after
-the lunch rush, made his way back along the corridor where he had left a
-wild-eyed refugee. All was quiet. In the office of the National Asphalt
-Company the clicking of typewriters showed that no fleeing soldier,
-seeking sanctuary and a pair of trousers, had upset the day’s pavements.
-Dolls and Wigs was calm. Coat Fronts remained inadequate and still.
-
-He wandered back, his face twisted in a dry grin. Then suddenly from
-Booth, Photographer, he heard a wild yell. This was followed by the
-crash of a heavy body, a number of smothered oaths and a steady softish
-thud that sounded extremely like the impact of fists on flesh.
-
-The elevator man opened the door of Booth, Photographer’s, anteroom and
-stuck his head in. The studio beyond showed something on the floor that
-stirred in the wrapping of an Indian blanket, while stepping across it
-and on it a mad thing in undergarments and a service hat was delivering
-blows at something unseen.
-
-The elevator man carefully reached a hand inside the door and took out
-the key. Then as stealthily he closed the door, locked it from the
-outside, and moved back swiftly to his cage, where the buzzer showed
-that the carpet cleaning company which occupied the fourth floor was in
-a hurry and didn’t care who knew it.
-
-At the end of twenty minutes two roundsmen went up in the cage. Going up
-they learned of the preliminaries.
-
-“Crazy, I guess,” finished the elevator man. “He looked crazy, now I
-think about it. Probably killed the lot by this time. Where do you
-fellows hide, anyhow?”
-
-Back in Booth, Photographer, there was a complete and awful silence.
-Revolvers ready, the door was opened and the roundsmen sprang in. It
-looked like the worst. The Indian blanket nor moved nor quivered. A
-chair, overturned, lay on top of it, and against that there leaned
-tipsily a photographer’s screen, on which was painted, in grays and
-whites, an Italian garden.
-
-“I’m glad to see you,” called a cheery voice. “I’m glad to see you!”
-
-Standing in the doorway of the dressing room was a tall young man. He
-held a brush in his hand and was still slicking down his hair.
-
-“How are you, anyhow?” demanded the tall young man, and proceeded to
-shake down the leg of a pair of black trousers. “A trifle short, aren’t
-they?” he observed. “But they’re a darn sight better than nothing!”
-
-“Get him, Joe,” said one of the officers casually, and walked toward the
-inner room.
-
-“Oh, I’ll go along all right,” said Sergeant Gray blithely. “It’s worth
-the price. I’m only sorry you didn’t see it. I——”
-
-“Joe!” called the other officer from the inner room. “Come here, will
-you?”
-
-“Mind if I go along?” asked Sergeant Gray. “I’d like to look at ’em
-again. I want to remember how they look all the rest of my life.”
-
-Joe nodded, and Sergeant Gray led the way to the studio. In a corner,
-roped tightly to a chair, sat Booth, Photographer. He was bleeding
-profusely from a cut on the lip and another over the eye, his head was
-bobbing weakly on his shoulders, and he wore, to be exact, one union
-suit minus two buttons on the chest and held together by a safety pin.
-
-Joe stumbling over the Indian blanket heard it groan beneath him, and
-uncovered a stout gentleman in a cutaway coat and with his collar torn
-off.
-
-“Pretty good, eh?” demanded Sergeant Gray. “Sorry about the collar,
-though. Booth’s is too small for me.”
-
-“Want an ambulance?” inquired the elevator man with unholy joy in his
-eyes.
-
-“Yes. Better have one.” And to the wreckage: “You gentlemen will be all
-right,” said Joe. “How’d this happen, anyhow?”
-
-“I’ll tell you,” volunteered the sergeant. “They’re spies, that’s what
-they are. German spies. D’you get it? And I——”
-
-“Aw, shut up!” said the first roundsman, wearily. “Take him along, Joe.
-Now, how d’you feel, Mr. Booth?”
-
-“But I tell you——”
-
-“You don’t tell me anything. You go. That’s all.”
-
-“Oh, very well,” said Sergeant Gray cheerfully. “You’ll be sorry. That’s
-all. Come on, Joe.” He raised his voice in song.
-
-“Where do we go from here, Joe, where do we go from here?” he sang in a
-very deep bass.
-
-At the centre table he stopped, however, with Joe’s revolver very close
-to him, and consulted Mr. Booth’s watch which, with all of his money but
-car fare back to camp, lay in a heap there.
-
-“You might hurry a bit, Joe,” he suggested “I’ve only got twenty-three
-and a half hours’ leave, and time’s flying. You’ll observe,” he added,
-“that old Booth’s money and watch are here.” He glanced significantly
-toward the elevator man. “Eight dollars and ninety cents, Joe,” he said.
-“The old boy’ll need it for a doctor.”
-
-
-The general breakfasted rather late the next morning—at seven o’clock.
-His ordinary hour was six-thirty. He had eaten three fried eggs, some
-fried potatoes, a bran muffin, drunk a cup of coffee, and was trying to
-remember if he had made any indiscreet remarks at a dinner party the
-night before about Pershing or the General Staff, when an aide came in
-with a report. The general read it slowly, then looked up.
-
-“You mean to say,” he inquired, “that those fellows haven’t had any
-clothes since yesterday morning?”
-
-“No uniforms, sir.”
-
-“The entire troop?”
-
-“All except those who were on duty here yesterday, sir. I believe”—the
-aide hesitated—“I believe some of them went to town anyhow, sir.”
-
-“The devil you say!” roared the general.
-
-“I rather fancy that the men we saw in slickers, sir——”
-
-Suddenly the general laughed. The aide laughed also. Aides always laugh
-when the general does. It is etiquette. When the general had stopped
-laughing he became very military again, and swore.
-
-“We’ll look into it, Tommy,” he said. “It’s a damned shame. Somebody’s
-going to pay for it through the nose.”
-
-This is a little-used phrase, but the general had read it somewhere and
-adopted it. It means copiously.
-
-He was not aware, naturally, that Sergeant Gray was already paying for
-it, copiously.
-
-It was at that precise moment that a little car drew up outside his
-quarters. The general smiled and rolled himself a cigarette.
-
-“Bring me another cup of coffee,” he ordered, “and get another chair,
-Tommy.”
-
-The girl came in. She kissed the general on his right cheek, and then on
-his chin, and then stood back and looked at him.
-
-“I’m in trouble, Uncle Jimmy,” she said. “If a man from the Headquarters
-Troop overstays his leave what happens to him?”
-
-“Court-martialed; maybe shot,” replied the general with a glance at
-Tommy, who did not see it as he was looking at the girl.
-
-“But if it is my fault——”
-
-“Then you’ll be shot,” said the general cheerily. “Now see here, Peggy,
-if you don’t let my young men alone—— What’s that you’re carrying?”
-
-“It’s a slicker!” said Peggy.
-
-The general looked at Tommy, and Tommy looked back.
-
-Peggy told her story, and showed, toward the end, an alarming
-disposition to cry.
-
-“He knew something,” she said. “That—that man Booth was a spy, Uncle
-Jimmy. I could hear him asking all sorts of questions, and when the
-sergeant came out his face was——”
-
-“Sergeant, eh?” interrupted Uncle Jimmy. “Any sergeants from the
-Headquarters Troop on leave, Tommy?”
-
-“I’ll find out, sir.”
-
-Tommy went away.
-
-“I had got into the car, and he was coming, when three or four other
-soldiers came along. They all went back into the building, and I—I
-thought they were going to get Mr. Booth. But pretty soon they came out
-without him, and one of them gave me this slicker; and—and they all went
-away.”
-
-“Good Lord!” said the general suddenly. “The young devils! The—the young
-scamps! So that was it. Now look here, Peggy,” he said, bending forward
-with a twinkle. “I—well, I understand, I can’t explain, but it was just
-mischief. Your young man’s all right, though where he’s hiding——”
-
-He broke off and chuckled.
-
-“He is not at all the hiding sort.”
-
-“Under certain circumstances, Peggy,” observed the general, “any man
-will hide—and should.”
-
-Some time later, at approximately the hour when Sergeant Gray’s
-twenty-three and a half hours’ leave was up, the little car started for
-the city. It contained one anxious young lady, one general who rolled
-constant cigarettes and chuckled, and one aide on the folding seat in
-the back, rather resentful because there was no adequate place for his
-legs.
-
-“I’m going along, Tommy,” the general had said. “It promises to be
-rather good, and I need cheering. Besides, under the circumstances, a
-member of Miss Peggy’s family——”
-
-At the building on Twenty-second Street the general got out, leaving
-Peggy discreetly in the car. He was a large and very military figure,
-and he summoned the elevator man with a single commanding gesture.
-
-“I want to know,” said the general fixing him with a cold eye, “whether
-you happened, yesterday afternoon, to have seen about here an enlisted
-man without a uniform?”
-
-“I did,” said the elevator man unctuously.
-
-“You did—what?”
-
-“I did see him.”
-
-“Say, ‘sir’,” prompted the aide.
-
-“I did—sir.” It plainly hurt to say it.
-
-“When and where did you see him last?”
-
-“At one-thirty, getting into a police wagon—sir.”
-
-“Exactly,” said the general. “You of course provided him with clothing
-before the—er—arrest.”
-
-“I did not,” said the elevator man, who had by now decided that no man
-could bully him, even if he did wear two stars. “He stole a suit. And
-before he did that he like to killed two men. Mr. Booth, he’s in the
-hospital now; and as for the other gentleman, he was took away in a taxi
-last night. If he was one of your men, all I got to say is——”
-
-“Of no importance whatever,” finished the general coldly. “Find out
-where he was taken,” he added to Tommy, and stalked out. The elevator
-man followed him with resentful eyes.
-
-“You tell Pershing, or the Secretary of War, or whatever that is,” he
-said venomously, “that his pet wild cat is in the central police
-station. I expect he’s in a padded cell. Good-by.”
-
-An hour later the little car stopped in front of the best restaurant in
-town and the general assisted his niece to get out. From the folding
-seat behind, two pairs of long legs, one in khaki and one in black
-rather too short, disentangled themselves and followed. The best
-restaurants in town in the morning present a dishabille appearance of
-sweepers, waiters without coats and general dreariness; but the general
-took the place by storm.
-
-“Table for four,” he said. Now that he was doing the thing he was minded
-to do it magnificently. “Sit down, sergeant. Tommy, run and telephone,
-as I told you, to the Department of Justice. Got to nail those fellows
-quick.”
-
-As one newly awakened from sleep Sergeant sat down beside Peggy. He
-presented, up to the neck, the appearance of a Mr. Booth suddenly
-elongated as to legs and arms. From the neck up he was a young man who
-had found one hundred and seventy-five dollars and the only girl in the
-world.
-
-The general ordered breakfast for four. Then he glanced up from the
-menu.
-
-“Suit you all right, Gray?”
-
-“Splendidly, sir—unless——” He hesitated.
-
-“Go ahead,” said the general. “You’ve earned the right to choose what
-you like.”
-
-“I was going to suggest, sir, that I ordinarily have a bran muffin——”
-
-The general put down the menu and stared at him. Then he chuckled.
-
-“Might have known it would be you!” he observed. “But _c’est la guerre_,
-Gray. _C’est la guerre!_ We’ll have them.”
-
-
-
-
- V
-
-
-Early that afternoon the stable sergeant of the Headquarters Troop
-coming out of divisional headquarters saw the general approaching in a
-car much too small for him. Beside him sat an aide, who drove wisely but
-not too well. On the rumble seat were a girl, and a youth in civilian
-clothes and a service hat. They were in deep, absorbing conversation.
-
-The stable sergeant came stiffly to the salute, and remained at it, the
-general giving no evidence of seeing him and returning it. Then—the
-stable sergeant went pale under his tan, for the civilian emerging from
-the rear of the machine, and strangely but sufficiently clad, was one
-Sergeant Gray of the Headquarters Troop.
-
-As if this had not been enough he watched the same Sergeant Gray assist
-to alight the young lady of yesterday, and it gave no peace to the
-stable sergeant’s turbulent soul to behold that young lady giving the
-general a patronising pat and then a kiss.
-
-“Great Scott!” said the stable sergeant feebly.
-
-But there was more to come, for Sergeant Gray had spied his enemy and
-was minded to have official confirmation of a certain fact. Before the
-stable sergeant’s incredulous eyes he beheld Gray, of the undergarments,
-gauze, et cetera, advance to the general and salute, and then remark in
-a very distinct tone:
-
-“It was very kind of you, sir, to ask me to breakfast.”
-
-The general looked about under his gray eyebrows and perceived a
-situation.
-
-“Not at all,” he replied in an equally distinct voice. “Glad you liked
-my bran muffins.”
-
-The stable sergeant, who was carrying a saddle, dropped it. Had he not
-been stooping he would have observed something very like a wink on the
-most military countenance in America. It was directed at Tommy.
-
-“Good-by, Sergeant Gray,” said the pretty girl, holding out her hand.
-“I—I think you are the bravest person! And you will write, won’t you?”
-
-“I wish I was as sure of my commission.”
-
-The stable sergeant swallowed hard.
-
-“But you’ll get that now, of course. I’ll go right in and tell Uncle
-Jimmy.”
-
-“Oh, I say!” protested Sergeant Gray. “You—you mustn’t do that, you
-know.”
-
-“Aw, rats!” muttered the stable sergeant; and clutching the saddle
-furiously moved away. Up the road he met a military policeman, and
-stopped him.
-
-“Better grab that fellow.” He indicated Sergeant Gray behind him, now
-shamelessly holding the hand of the general’s niece.
-
-“Why?”
-
-“Awol,” replied the stable sergeant darkly—being military brevity for
-absent without leave. “And you might observe,” he added, “that he isn’t
-in uniform.”
-
-The girl got into the little car. Hat in hand, eyes full of many things
-he dared not put into words, Sergeant Gray of the Headquarters Troop of
-the ——th Division watched her start the car, smile into his eyes and
-move away. He came to at a touch on his arm.
-
-“What’re you doing in that outfit?” demanded the M. P. sharply.
-
-“Having an acute attack of heart trouble, if you want to know,” said the
-sergeant, staring after the little car.
-
-“Have to arrest you.”
-
-“Oh, go to it!” said the sergeant blithely. “I’m used to it now. Look
-here,” he added, “your name’s not Joe, by any chance?”
-
-“You know my name,” said the M. P. sourly.
-
-“Sorry,” reflected the sergeant. “Don’t mind if I call you Joe, do you?
-Always like the men who arrest me to be called Joe. It’s lucky.”
-
-He stopped and looked back; the little car was almost out of sight.
-
-“All right, Joe, old top!” he said blithely. And he sang in a deep bass
-
- “_Where do we go from here, boys?
- Where do we go from here?
- All the way from Broadway to the Jersey City pier._”
-
-His voice died away. In his eyes there was suddenly that curious blend
-of hope and sadness which shines from the faces of those who love and,
-loving, must go away to war.
-
-“Wait a minute, Joe,” he said.
-
-And, turning, looked back again. The little car was still in sight, and
-the girl, standing up in it, waved her hand.
-
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-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: Mary Roberts Rinehart</p>
-<p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Illustrator: May Wilson Preston</p>
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-<img src='images/frontfly.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
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-<div class='chapter ph1'>
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-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>TWENTY-THREE AND A HALF HOURS’ LEAVE</div>
- <div class='c002'>MARY ROBERTS RINEHART</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div id='Frontispiece' class='figcenter id002'>
-<img src='images/frontispiece.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>IN THE ELEVATOR SHE SAID OUT OF A CLEAR SKY: “YOU’LL HAVE TO TAKE THAT RAINCOAT OFF, OF COURSE.”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='titlepage'>
-
-<div>
- <h1 class='c003'>TWENTY-THREE AND A HALF HOURS’ LEAVE</h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>BY</div>
- <div class='c002'><span class='xlarge'>MARY ROBERTS RINEHART</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>AUTHOR OF “K,” “BAB,” “THE AMAZING INTERLUDE,” ETC.</span></div>
- <div class='c002'>ILLUSTRATED BY</div>
- <div><span class='large'>MAY WILSON PRESTON</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='figcenter id003'>
-<img src='images/title.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>NEW YORK</div>
- <div><span class='large'>GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div><span class='small'><em>Copyright, 1918,</em></span></div>
- <div><span class='small'><em>By George H. Doran Company</em></span></div>
- <div class='c004'><span class='small'><em>Copyright, 1918,</em></span></div>
- <div><span class='small'><em>By The Curtis Publishing Company</em></span></div>
- <div class='c002'><span class='small'><em>Printed in the United States of America</em></span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 class='c005'>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0'>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'><span class='sc'>In the Elevator She Said Out of a Clear Sky: “You’ll Have to Take that Raincoat Off, of Course”</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><em><a href='#Frontispiece'>Frontispiece</a></em></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>&#160;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&#160;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <th class='c006'></th>
- <th class='c007'>PAGE</th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c006'>“<span class='sc'>If a Man from the Headquarters Troop Overstays His Leave What Happens to Him, Uncle Jimmy?</span>”</td>
- <td class='c007'><a href='#Page_48'>48</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='chapter ph1'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>TWENTY-THREE AND A HALF HOURS’ LEAVE</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>I</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c008'>The Headquarters Troop were preparing to
-leave camp and move towards the East,
-where at an Atlantic port they would take ship
-and the third step toward saving democracy. Now
-the Headquarters Troop are a cavalry organisation,
-their particular function being, so far as
-the lay mind can grasp it, to form a circle round
-the general and keep shells from falling on him.
-Not that this close affiliation gives them any right
-to friendly relations with that aloof and powerful
-personage.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It just gives him a few more to yell at that
-can’t yell back,” grumbled the stable sergeant.
-He had been made stable sergeant because he
-had been a motorcycle racer. By the same process
-of careful selection the chief mechanic had once
-kept a livery stable.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_8'>8</span>The barracks hummed day and night. By day
-boxes were packed, containing the military equipment
-of horses and men in wartime. By night
-tired noncoms pored over pay rolls and lists, and
-wrote, between naps on the table, such thrilling
-literature as this:</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Sergeant Gray: fr. D. to Awol. 10 <span class='fss'>A. M.</span>, 6–1–’18.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Sergeant Gray: fr. Awol. to arrest, pp. 2. Memo.
-Hdq. Camp 6–1–’18 to 6–2–’18.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Which means, interpreted, that Sergeant Gray
-was absent without leave from duty at ten <span class='fss'>A. M.</span>
-on the first of June, 1918, and that on his return
-he was placed under arrest, said arrest lasting
-from the first to the second of June.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the last night in camp, at a pine table
-in a tiny office cut off from the lower squad room,
-Sergeant Gray made the above record against his
-own fair name, and sitting back surveyed it grimly.
-It was two <span class='fss'>A. M.</span> Across from him the
-second mess sergeant was dealing in cans and
-pounds and swearing about a missing cleaver.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Did you ever think,” reflected Sergeant Gray,
-leaning back in his chair and tastefully drawing
-a girl’s face on his left thumb-nail, “that the
-time would come when you’d be planning bran
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>muffins for the Old Man’s breakfast? What’s a
-bran muffin, anyhow?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Horse feed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ever eat one?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No. Stop talking, won’t you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray leaned back and stretched his
-long arms high above his head.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ve got to talk,” he observed. “If I don’t
-I’ll go to sleep. Lay you two dollars to one I’m
-asleep before you are.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Go to the devil!” said the second mess sergeant
-peevishly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Never had breakfast with the Old Man, did
-you?” inquired Sergeant Gray, beginning on his
-forefinger with another girl’s face.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was no reply to his question. The second
-mess sergeant was completely immersed in
-beans.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Think the Old Man likes me,” went on Sergeant
-Gray meditatively. “It’s about a week now
-since he told me I was a disgrace to the uniform.
-How’d I know I was going to sneeze in his horse’s
-ear just as he was climbing on?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Suffering snakes!” cried the second mess sergeant.
-“Go to bed! You’re delirious.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray put a dimple in the girl’s cheek
-and surveyed it critically.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_10'>10</span>“Yep. The old boy’s crazy about me,” he
-ruminated aloud. “Asked me the other day if I
-thought I’d fight the Germans as hard as I fought
-work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Probably be asking you to breakfast,” observed
-the second mess sergeant, beginning on a
-new sheet. “He’s in the habit of having noncoms
-to eat with him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The subtlety of this passed over Sergeant
-Gray’s head. He was carefully adding a small
-ear to his drawing, an ear which resembled an
-interrogation point. But a seed had been dropped
-on the fertile soil of his mind. He finished,
-yawned again and grinned.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All right,” he said. “<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">C’est la guerre</span></i>, as the
-old boy says. I’ll lay you two dollars to one I
-eat breakfast with him within a month.” His
-imagination grew with the thought. “Wait! I’ll
-eat bran muffins with him at breakfast within a
-month. How’s that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s simple damn foolishness,” observed the
-second mess sergeant. “I’ll take you if you’ll
-go to bed and lemme alone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“‘Lemme,’” observed Sergeant Gray, “is probably
-Princeton. In Harvard we——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the second mess sergeant had picked up
-the inkwell and was fingering it purposefully.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>“All right, dear old thing,” said Sergeant Gray.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And he rose, stretching his more than six feet
-to the uttermost. Then he made his way through
-the rows of beds to the sergeant’s corner, and
-removing his blouse, his breeches, his shoes and
-his puttees was ready for sleep. His last waking
-thought was of his wager.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A bran muffin with the Old Man!” he
-chuckled. “A bran muffin! A——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Something heavy landed on his chest with a
-great thump, and after turning round once or
-twice settled itself there for the remainder of the
-night. Lying on his back, so as to give his dog
-the only possible berth on the tiny bed, Sergeant
-Gray, all-American athlete and prime young devil
-of the Headquarters Troop, went fast asleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Reveille the next morning, however, found him
-grouchy. He kicked the dog off his legs, to which
-the animal had retired, and reaching under his
-pillow brought out his whistle. He blew a shrill
-blast on it. The lower squad room groaned,
-turned over, closed its eyes. He blew again.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Roll out!” he yelled in stentorian tones.
-“R-r-roll out, you dirty horsemen!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Then he closed his eyes again and went peacefully
-to sleep. He dreamed that the general was
-carrying a plate of bran muffins to his bedside,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span>and behind him was a pretty girl with coffee and
-an ear like an interrogation point. He wakened
-to find breakfast over and the cook in a bad
-temper.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Be a sport, Watt,” he pleaded. “Just a cup
-of coffee, anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I fed your dog for you. That’s all you get.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I can’t eat the dog.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Go on out,” said the cook. “This ain’t the
-Waldorf-Astoria. Nor Childs’ neither.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Some day, on the field of honor,” said Sergeant
-Gray, “you will lie wounded, Watt. You will
-beg for a cup of water, and I shall refuse it,
-saying——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Give him something to get rid of him,” the
-cook instructed his helper.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And Sergeant Gray was fed. As he drank his
-coffee he reflected as to his wager of the night
-before. It appealed to his sporting instinct but
-not to his reason. He had exactly as much chance
-to eat a bran muffin with the general as he had
-to sign peace terms with the Kaiser.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He drank his tepid coffee and surveyed his
-finger nails disconsolately. The faces had only
-partially disappeared during his morning’s ablution.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span>“This is the life, Watt!” he said to the cook.
-“Wine, women and song, eh?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the cook was cutting his finger nails, preparatory
-to morning inspection.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now the ink pictures on Sergeant Gray’s finger
-nails had a certain significance. They bore, to be
-exact, a certain faint resemblance to a young
-lady whose photograph was now concealed against
-inspection in the sergeant’s condiment can. The
-young lady in question had three days before wired
-the sergeant to this effect:</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Married Bud Palmer yesterday. Please wish
-me happiness.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>To which, concealing a deep hurt, the sergeant
-had replied: “Praying earnestly for you both.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was, then, womanless. No one loved him.
-He was going to war, and no one would mourn
-him—except the family, of course. The effect
-of the tepid coffee on his empty stomach was
-merely to confirm his morning unhappiness. No
-one loved him and he had made a fool bet that
-by now was all over the troop.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At mess he knew what he stood committed to.
-“Please pass the bran muffins,” came loudly to his
-ears. And scraps of conversation like this:</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you see, dear old thing, I didn’t know
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span>your horse was going to stick his head under my
-nose when I sneezed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Or:</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But, my dear general, the weakness of the
-division lies in your staff. Now, if I were doing
-it——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>By one o’clock in the afternoon the troop were
-ready to move. And Sergeant Gray went into
-the town. There he tried on a new uniform—and
-the story of Sergeant Gray’s new uniform is the
-story of the bran muffins.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was really a beautiful uniform. Almost it
-took away the sting of that telegram; almost it
-obliterated the memory of the wager. It spread
-over his broad shoulders and hugged his slim
-waist. The breeches were full above and close
-below. For the first time he felt every inch a
-soldier.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He carried the old uniform back to camp and
-gave it to the cook.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Here, Watt!” he said. “You’ve been grumbling
-about clothes. Cut the chevrons off it, and
-it’s yours.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, look who’s here!” said Watt admiringly.
-“Thought you fellows had to wear issue
-stuff.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Laws are for slaves, Watt.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>“Keep it nice,” observed the cook gracelessly.
-“You’ll need it for that breakfast with the general.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wait and see,” said Sergeant Gray jauntily,
-but with no hope in his heart.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The new uniform was the cause of much invidious
-comment. Most of it resembled the cook’s.
-But Sergeant Gray was busy. To pass inspection
-he was obliged to borrow from the neighbouring
-beds, left unguarded, certain articles in which he
-was deficient, namely: Undershirt, cotton, one;
-socks, light wool, pairs, two; underbreeches, cotton,
-pairs, one.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Thus miscellaneously assembled he passed inspection.
-He drew a deep breath, however, when
-no notice was taken of the new and forbidden
-uniform and when the photograph of Mrs. Bud
-Palmer still lay rolled up and undiscovered in
-his condiment can.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>During the afternoon he wandered over to the
-depot brigade and left his dog there with a lieutenant
-who had promised to look after him. The
-sense of depression and impending doom had overtaken
-him again. He stopped at the post exchange
-and bought a dozen doughnuts, which he
-carried with him in a paper bag.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Might feed him one of these now and then,”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>he suggested. “He’s going to miss me like the
-devil. He’s a nice mutt.” His voice was a trifle
-husky.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not fond of bran muffins, I suppose?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The lieutenant’s voice was impersonal. Sergeant
-Gray eyed him suspiciously, but his eyes
-were on the dog.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t know. Never tried them,” he said, and
-walked off with great dignity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So that was it, eh? It was all over the division
-already. Well, he’d show them! He’d——</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general, on horseback and followed by his
-aids, went by. Sergeant Gray stopped and rigidly
-saluted, but the general’s eyes and his mind were
-far away. Sergeant Gray looked after him with
-bitterness in his heart. Just at that moment he
-hated the Army. He hated the general. Most
-of all he hated to the depths of his soul those
-smug young officers who were the general’s aids-de-camp,
-and who ate with him, and swanked in
-and out of Headquarters, and ordered horses from
-the troop stables whenever they wanted them, and
-brought in their muddy automobiles to be cleaned,
-and sat with their feet on the general’s desk in
-his absence and smoked his cigarettes.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>However, he cheered somewhat during the evening.
-They were ready to move. No more drill
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>on hot and dusty parade grounds. No more long
-hikes. No more digging and shoveling and pushing
-of wagon trains out of the mud. No more
-infantry range, where a chap in the pit waved a
-red flag every time dust in a fellow’s eyes caused
-a miss, and the men round hissed “Raspberry!”
-No more bayonet school, where one jabbed a
-bunch of green branches representing the enemy,
-and asked breathlessly how it liked it. “War’s
-hell, you know, old top,” he had been wont to
-say, and had given the bunch another poke for
-luck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Before, ahead, loomed the port of embarkation.
-The one imminent question of the barracks was—leave.
-Were they to have leave or were they not?
-To Sergeant Gray the matter was of grave importance.
-Leave meant a call on Mrs. Bud Palmer
-the faithless, in the new uniform, and the
-ceremonious returning to her of the photograph
-in the condiment can. Then it meant finding a
-nice girl—he was rather vague here—and going
-to the theatre and supper afterward, and perhaps
-to a roof garden still later.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll show her,” he muttered between his teeth.
-But the her was Mrs. Palmer.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In their preparations for departure the wager
-slipped from the minds of the troop. At two-thirty
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>in the morning they went ostensibly on a
-hike, in full marching order, which meant extremely
-full—for a cavalry troop dismounted
-must carry their own equipment and a part that
-normally belongs on the horse. Went on a hike,
-not to return.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Everything on me but the kitchen stove,”
-grumbled Sergeant Gray, and edged gingerly
-through the doorway to join the line outside.
-With extreme caution, because only the entire
-balance of the division and the people in three
-near-by towns knew that they were moving, they
-made their way to a railway siding and there
-entrained.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was dawn when the cars moved out. Sergeant
-Gray had secured a window seat, and kept
-it in spite of heroic efforts to oust him. All round
-was his equipment, packed tight, his saddlebags,
-his blanket roll, his rifle and bandoleer, a dozen
-oranges in a paper sack, as many doughnuts. Over
-and round him, leaning out of his window at
-the imminent danger of their lives, were the supply
-sergeant, the second mess sergeant, the stable sergeant
-and two corporals.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not crowded, are you, general?” asked the
-stable sergeant politely.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The title stuck. He was general to the entire
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>troop after that: behind his back, to the enlisted
-men; to his face and very, very politely, to the
-other noncoms.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, go to hell!” they finally tortured out of
-him; and they retired, grinning, until some wit
-or other would walk down the aisle, salute gravely
-and say: “Wish to report that bran muffins are
-on the way, sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And as the train moved out the car took up
-that message of the artillery when a gun is fired.
-“On the way!” they yelled. “On the way! Bran
-muffin Number One on the way.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Been pretty busy, haven’t you?” he asked
-when at last the train had settled down to comparative
-quiet and the second mess sergeant was
-beside him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not half as busy as you’ll have to be if you’re
-going to make good.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>However, the troop’s attention, fickle as the
-love of the mob, turned at last away from him
-and focused on the coloured porter. They insisted
-that he was of draft age, and that it was
-the custom anyhow to take the train crew to
-France with the troops it carried. They suggested
-craps, and on his protesting that he had
-no money they forced him to turn his pockets
-out, at the point of a revolver. And boylike,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>having bullied him until he was pale, they loaded
-him with cigarettes, candy, fruit and abuse.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Headquarters Troop had a train of their
-own. Up behind the engine was the baggage car,
-turned into a kitchen with field ranges set up
-and the cooks already at work. Behind was the
-long line of tourist sleepers, each with its grinning
-but slightly apprehensive porter. And at the rear,
-where general officers of importance are always
-kept in war, was a Pullman containing the divisional
-staff.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When breakfast, served from the baggage car,
-was being carried down the aisles the train pulled
-into a tunnel and stopped. It was a very hot
-day, and in through the open windows rolled
-black and choking clouds of smoke. The troop
-coughed and cursed; but a moment later they burst
-into wild whoops of joy. The engine had pulled
-on a hundred yards or so, leaving the staff car
-in the tunnel.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The windows were full of jeering boys, eyes
-bent eagerly toward the rear. The end of the
-tunnel belched smoke like an iron furnace, and
-into it the joyous whoops of the troop penetrated
-like the maniacal yells of demons.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general, who had just buttered a bran
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>muffin, looked up and scowled. He took a bite
-of the muffin, but he was eating smoke.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What the——” he sputtered. “Get this car
-moved on, somebody!” he shouted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The staff sat still and pretended it was not
-present.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Woof, woof!” said the general in a furious
-cough. “Listen to those—woof, woof!—young
-devils! Move this train on, somebody! What
-have I got a staff for anyhow?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The train stood still and conversation languished.
-There are only two things to be done
-when a general is angry: One is to get behind
-the furniture and pretend one is not there; the
-other is to distract his mind. The general’s ire
-growing and the car remaining in the tunnel, an
-aide whom the general called Tommy when no
-one was near ventured to speak.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Rather an amusing story going round, sir,” he
-said. “Woof! One of the sergeants in the Headquarters
-Troop has made a wager—woof!—woof,
-sir!—sir—that he——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t want to hear anything about the Headquarters
-Troop,” snarled the general. “Woof!
-Bunch of second-story workers!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The aide subsided. But somewhat later, when
-the car had moved on and the general was smoking
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>an excellent cigar, the general said: “What was
-the wager, Tommy?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I believe, sir, it is to the effect that within a
-month this fellow will breakfast with you, sir.
-To be exact, will eat a bran muffin with you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general exhaled a large mouthful of smoke.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">C’est la guerre!</span></i>” he said. He had been studying
-French for two weeks. “<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">C’est la guerre</span></i>, Tommy.
-Queer things happen these days. But I
-think it unlikely. Very, very unlikely.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>II</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c008'>Sergeant Gray was extremely contented.
-He sat back in his seat and alternately
-nibbled doughnuts and puffed at a cigarette. Before
-him, stretched as far as the limitations permitted,
-were two long and well-breeched legs,
-ending in tan shoes listed by the supply sergeant
-as “Shoes, field, pair, size 11 EE.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He had surreptitiously taken out Mrs. Bud
-Palmer’s photograph and decided that her face
-was shallow. And after a moment’s hesitation he
-had decided not to waste any part of his precious
-leave in returning it. So he had torn it into bits
-and thrown it out of the window. Then he had
-taken a piece of paper and, writing on it “This
-space to let,” had placed it in the condiment can
-and put the can back in his saddlebags.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The reason of his content was that leave was
-now assured. At eleven o’clock that morning the
-general’s field secretary had typed on a shaky field
-machine that stood on an equally unsteady tripod
-the order that at the port of embarkation twenty
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>per cent of the men would be allowed each day
-some twenty-three and a half hours’ leave.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Wild cheers in each car had followed the reading
-of the order. Wild cheers and wild plans. Sergeant
-Gray dreamed, doughnut in one hand and
-cigarette in the other. Twenty-three and a half
-hours! A lot could happen in twenty-three and
-a half hours. His dreams were general rather
-than concrete. Girls, theatres and food comprised
-them. No particular girl, no particular theatre,
-no particular food. He would call up some of
-the fellows from college, and they would have
-sisters. And when he had gone to the other side
-they would write to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He had no sentimental affiliations now. He
-had put all his eggs in one basket and the basket
-had been stolen.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Lucky I’m not dependent on eggs for food!”
-he mused and, mistaking the hand in which he
-held the doughnut, bit vigorously into his cigarette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Nevertheless his spirits grew lower as the day
-went on. It had occurred to him that all the
-fellows he had counted on for sisters would be
-in the Army, like himself. He cut off girls from
-his list, on that discovery; but food and theatres
-remained. He reflected rather defiantly that he
-could have a good time without girls; and then
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>considered that a chap who lied to himself was in
-the class with a fellow who cheated at solitaire.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The day was hot. Kindly women at stations
-passed in sandwiches and coffee, and the troop,
-with the eternal appetite of twenty-odd, gorged
-themselves and cheered in overhanging pyramids
-from the windows. The corporals on guard between
-the cars slept on seats improvised of saddlebags,
-and between naps rolled cigarettes. And the
-noncoms in their corner inveigled the porter to a
-game of craps, and took from him his week’s accumulation
-of tips.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At the end of the game Sergeant Gray took out
-his money and counted it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Looks like you’d be able to give the Old Man
-a right good breakfast,” observed the stable sergeant.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, it’s to be his breakfast,” said Sergeant
-Gray recklessly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is, is it?” The stable sergeant regarded him
-with admiration. “Want to bet on it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Just as you like,” was the cool answer.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Look here,” said the stable sergeant, aware of
-an audience. “I’ll lay you five to one you don’t
-breakfast with him at all; ten to one you don’t do
-it on his invitation, and”—he hesitated for effect—“twenty
-to one you don’t do it within a week.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span>“Good!” said Sergeant Gray, and laid some
-bills on his knee. “I’d wager I could pull the
-Crown Prince’s nose at those odds. Then if I do
-breakfast with him within a week on his invitation
-you’ll owe me a hundred and seventy-five
-dollars.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish my money was as safe in the bank.”
-But the stable sergeant was vaguely uncomfortable.
-Those college chaps had a way of putting
-things over. He went out on the platform and
-stared uneasily at the flying scenery.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray folded his new uniform under
-the mattress of his berth that night. It was bad
-for the collar, but he did it lest worse befall it.
-He suspected the troop of jealous designs on it.
-But he could not fold himself away so easily, and
-lay diagonally, with two Number Eleven Double
-E feet in the aisle. At four in the morning he
-wakened, the cause being a dream that he had for
-some hours been walking in a puddle and needed
-to change his shoes.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Still only half awake, he looked at his feet, to
-perceive that some wag had neatly blackened them
-with shoe polish from the porter’s closet. He immediately
-reached under his pillow for his whistle
-and blew a shrill blast on it, followed by a stentorian
-roar.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>“Roll out, you dirty horsemen! R-r-roll out!”
-he yelled.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Still half asleep, they roused at the familiar
-sounds. Grunting and protesting they sat up.
-From the berth over him a corporal swung down
-two long bare legs and sat on the edge, yawning.
-Then somebody looked at a watch. There would
-have been a small riot, but the men were too
-sleepy and too relieved. They tumbled back, and
-Sergeant Gray lay on his pillow and grinned vindictively.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He did not go to sleep at once. He lay there
-and thought of his wager, and cursed himself for
-a fool. Then he dismissed that and thought of
-his twenty-three and a half hours’ leave. If only
-there were a girl—a nice girl. He did not want
-the sort of girl a fellow picked up in the streets.
-He wanted a real girl, the sort a fellow could write
-to later on.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Little quickenings of romance stirred in his
-heart. A pretty girl, preferably small. He liked
-them little, with pointed chins. They had a way,
-the little girls with pointed chins, of looking up
-at a fellow——</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He wakened at seven. The troop were still
-sleeping, but from the baggage car ahead there
-floated back an odor of frying bacon, and on the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>platform of a station outside—for the train had
-stopped—the general was taking an airing.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray blew his whistle. “R-r-roll
-out!” he yelled. “R-r-roll out, you blooming sons
-of guns!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And, to emphasize his authority, he lifted a
-strong and muscular pair of legs and raised the
-upper berth, in which the corporal still slept.
-Smothered sounds from above convincing him
-that his efforts had been successful he dropped the
-upper berth with a jerk.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“R-r-roll out, up there!” he yelled; and whistle
-in hand he lay back to the succulent enjoyment of
-an orange.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Across from him the stable sergeant had turned
-on his back for another nap. Through the curtains,
-opened against the heat, Gray could see that
-young gentleman’s broad chest rising and falling
-slowly. The temptation and destiny were too
-strong for him. He bounced an orange on it, only
-to see it rebound through the window and to hear
-a deafening roar. The stable sergeant sat up, a
-hand on his chest and fire in his eyes. He blinked
-into the distorted face of the general, outside the
-window. The general was holding a hand to his
-left ear.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span>“Who threw that orange?” demanded the general.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wh-what orange, sir?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t lie to me. It came out of this window.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was asleep, sir. Something struck me on the
-chest. I didn’t see it, sir!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Behind his curtains Sergeant Gray had been
-struggling into his trousers. He emerged now,
-slightly pale but determined.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I threw it, sir,” he explained. “I had no idea—it
-bounced, sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general surveyed him grimly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s a curious thing, sergeant,” he said, “that
-when there is any deviltry going on in the Headquarters
-Troop I find you at the bottom of it.
-Report to me in my car at eight o’clock.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Then he stalked away.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Down the car a sonorous bass spoke from behind
-a curtain: “The commanding general presents
-his compliments to Sergeant Gray, and will
-Sergeant Gray breakfast with him in his private
-car at eight o’clock?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray dressed hastily. There was the
-bitterness of despair in his heart, for he knew
-what was coming. He would have no twenty-three
-and a half hours’ leave, no theatres, no decent
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_30'>30</span>food, no girl. And over his head still that
-idiotic bet.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, hell!” he muttered, and started back.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general was still in a very bad temper, and
-his left ear was swollen and purple. He lost no
-time in the attack—he believed in striking swiftly
-and hard—and he read off, from an excellent
-memory, the tale of Sergeant Gray’s various sins
-of commission. But he did not go so far as he
-meant to go, at that. In the first place, Gray was
-an excellent noncom, and in the second place there
-was something in the boy’s upstanding figure and
-clear if worried eyes that, coupled with another
-of the excellent cigars, inclined him to leniency.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But remember this, Gray,” he finished severely,
-“I don’t usually meddle with these things.
-But I’ve got my eye on you. One more infraction
-of discipline, and you’ll lose your stripes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, sir,” said Sergeant Gray.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was intolerably virtuous all that day.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Late that afternoon they detrained two miles
-from the new camp, and marched along, singing
-lustily songs that sound better than they look in
-print, and joyously stretching legs too long confined.
-It mattered nothing to them that the temporary
-camp was untidy and badly drained; that
-the general passing in a limousine was reading an
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>order that meant an emergency abroad, into which
-they were to be thrown at once; that a certain
-percentage of them would never come back; and
-that a certain other percentage would return,
-never again to tramp the open road or to see the
-blue sky overhead.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But a girl in a little car trailing in the dust behind
-the staff cars thought of those things, and
-almost ran over the company goat, Eloise, because
-of tears.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Darned little idiot!” murmured Sergeant
-Gray, and gave his last doughnut to Eloise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was no thrill, no increase over the regular
-seventy-six beats a minute of his heart to tell
-him that love had just passed by in a pink hat.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Until eighty-thirty that night Sergeant Gray
-was obnoxiously virtuous. He had met an English
-noncom in the camp, and was studiously endeavouring
-to copy that gentleman’s carriage and
-dignity. And the attraction of the new surroundings
-had turned the attention of the troop from
-him and his wager to other things. A discovery,
-too, of certain conditions in the barracks distracted
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A week here,” growled the second mess sergeant,
-“and we’ll all have to be dipped.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Might as well get used to it, old son,” said
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>Sergeant Gray, and hummed a little ditty to the
-effect that “They are wild, simply wild, over
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But with the falling of darkness the high spirits
-of the crowd broke loose. That night there
-was a battle royal in the barracks. The lower
-squad room, which housed among others the N.
-C. O.’s, decided to raid the two upper squad rooms.
-Word of this having been passed up, the upper
-squad rooms were prepared. At the top of the
-stairs were stationed the fire buckets, filled to the
-top, and a pile of coal stolen from the kitchen and
-secretly conveyed to the upper floor by means of
-baskets, a window and a rope.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Twice the lower squad reached the top of the
-staircase, amid wild yells and much splashing of
-water. The hall and stairs were running small
-rivers. Coals, recklessly flung down, were salvaged
-like hand grenades by the attacking force
-and thrown back again.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The noise penetrated to august quarters, and
-the sentry at the door, placed there for just such
-an emergency, having been infected with the mad
-desire to fight, and being at that moment in the
-act of climbing the coal rope to attack the enemy
-from the rear, an officer with a flash was at the
-door before he was seen.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>Followed instantaneous quiet with the only
-sound the dripping of water down the stairs. Followed
-the silent retreat of the warriors to beds,
-into which they crept fully dressed. The officer
-moved through the lower squad room. It was extremely
-quiet save for an occasional deep-throated
-snore. The officer smiled grimly and went away.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And in the darkness Sergeant Gray sat up and
-felt of his right eye.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In the early dawn, hearing the cook stirring, he
-went across to the mess hall, a strange figure in
-his undergarments, with one eye closed and a
-bruise on his forehead as big as an egg. The
-cook eyed him angrily, and addressed him without
-regard to his dignity as a sergeant.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Some o’ you fellows get busy and bring back
-that coal you took last night,” he said. “I got
-something else to do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Look here, Watt,” said Sergeant Gray appealingly,
-“I’ll get the coal for you all right. But
-give me a piece of raw beefsteak, won’t you?
-Look at this eye.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Pleased to see it,” said the cook with a vindictive
-glare.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Forget it, Watt. I’ll get your coal. See here,
-I’ve got leave to-morrow, and I want to go to the
-city.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>“Well, you can go, for all of me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I want,” said Sergeant Gray plaintively, “to
-get my picture taken. I want to send it to my
-mother.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Suddenly the cook laughed. He leaned over
-the big serving counter and laughed until he was
-weak.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Picture!” he said. “My word! She’ll think
-the Germans have had you! Say, give me one,
-will you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He went to the refrigerator, however, and
-brought out a piece of raw beef.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It should have warned Sergeant Gray, lying
-sulkily on his cot through that bright spring day,
-the beef over his eye and attracting a multitude
-of flies, that no one else had suffered visible injury.
-The boys came and went blithely, each intent
-on his own affairs. United action had cleaned
-up the hallway and the stairs. But Sergeant
-Gray, picked out as Fate’s victim, lay and dozed
-and struck at flies and—waited.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>By night the swelling had gone, but a deep bluish
-shadow encircled the right eye. Frequent consultation
-of his shaving mirror told him that he
-would have the mark for days, but at least he
-could see. That was something. He got up after
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>dusk and dressed in the new uniform. Then he
-wandered about the camp.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He felt very lonely. Most of his intimates
-were on leave. Round the camp the men lounged
-negligently. Some one with a mandolin was
-strumming it, and from the theatre, where a movie
-show was going on, came the rattle of clapping
-hands. Sergeant Gray hesitated at the door, then
-he moved on.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>What he wanted was some one to talk to, a girl
-preferably. He wandered past division headquarters,
-where the chief of staff stood inside a
-window rolling a cigarette; past the bull pen, surrounded
-by its fifteen feet of barbed wire and its
-military police.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At the edge of the camp he halted. From there
-one could see a brilliance reflected in the sky—the
-lights of the port of embarkation, ten miles
-away.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray sighed and sat down on the road
-near an automobile. And somebody spoke to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Can I take you anywhere?” asked the voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was young and feminine. Something that
-had been aching in Sergeant Gray’s deep chest
-suddenly stopped aching and leaped.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thanks,” he said. “I’m not going anywhere
-in particular.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>“I just thought”—explained the voice—“I’m
-waiting for the—for a relative and I might as
-well be taking people to the street-car line. The
-taxis have stopped.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A car leaving the camp threw its lights on her.
-She was small and young and had a pointed chin.
-Sergeant Gray got up.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s awfully good of you,” he said. “If it
-isn’t too much trouble I’ll go to the end of the
-line.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Get in,” she said briefly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray sat back in the little car and
-drew a long breath.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s rather small for you, isn’t it?” asked the
-girl, throwing in the clutch. “My brother has to
-fold up too. He’s in France,” she added. “That’s
-why I like to do things for the soldiers here. It’s
-like doing something for him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray pondered this. He considered
-it rather an unusual thing for a girl to have
-thought of. He considered that she was as nice
-as she was pretty. He also considered that she
-drove well. Sergeant Gray, who in his leisure
-hours practiced running a motorcycle with the side
-car in the air, paid her tribute of approval.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We’ll be over soon,” he said with a touch of
-pride.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>“You’d better not tell anybody that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why? I rather think our being here tells the
-story.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, a lot of people would like to know just
-when you’re going. They hang round the men
-and offer them rides in cars, and the men get to
-talking, and pretty soon they’ve told all they
-know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“They’d better not try it on me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You almost told me a moment ago.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray sat quiet and a trifle hurt.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am only warning you,” said the girl.
-“There are spies simply everywhere. I can’t do
-much, and that’s my way of doing something.
-That and being a sort of taxi,” she added.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They were in a town now, and by the lamps he
-saw just how pretty she was.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thanks awfully for warning me,” he said
-rather humbly. “A fellow gets to think that all
-this spy talk is—just talk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, it isn’t,” said the girl briefly but with
-the air of one who knew.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The sergeant eyed her askance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That sounds as though you knew something.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Perhaps I do. Though of course one doesn’t
-really know these things. One suspects.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Naturally one does.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>She glanced at him, but his face was grave.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What I would like to know,” he proceeded,
-“is what one does when one suspects.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am afraid you are trying to be funny,” she
-observed coldly, and brought the car to a standstill.
-“Here’s your car line.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He hesitated. Then he made a wild resolve.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I see it,” he said agreeably. “Thanks awfully
-for bringing me. We can go back now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She stared at him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are not going anywhere?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, no,” he said, trying not to look conscious.
-“I said that I’d like to go to the end of
-the car line.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’re there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I only wanted to look at it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Very well. Get out and look at it. I don’t
-think you’ll find it unusual in any way.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Look here,” he said humbly. “I’m awfully
-sorry. I was just hungry to talk to some one, and
-when you offered——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have done exactly as I offered. You will
-please get out!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He got out slowly. He was overcome with
-wretchedness and guilt, but her pointed chin was
-held high and her face was obstinate.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thank you very much,” said Sergeant Gray,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>and turning drearily commenced his lonely walk
-back to camp.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He could hear her behind him backing and
-turning in the narrow street. He plodded on,
-cursing himself. If he had had any sense and had
-got out and let her think he was going somewhere——</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The lights of the car were close behind him
-now. When they were abreast he heard the
-grinding of the brakes as it stopped.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t want to be disagreeable,” said the girl,
-beside him. “I suppose you did want some one
-to talk to. I’ll take you back if you like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’d better not bother you any more.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Suddenly she laughed. In the light from a
-street lamp she had caught her first real glimpse
-of his face.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wherever did you get that eye?” she demanded.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Fighting,” he said shortly. “We had a roughhouse
-at the barracks last night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I should think you were going to have enough
-trouble soon without getting beaten up like that,”
-she said with a touch of severity. “Well, are you
-going to get in?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He got in. She had been rather reserved coming
-down, but now she was more talkative. His
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>little remark about being hungry for some one to
-talk to had struck home. Her brother had said
-something like that once. They must get hungry
-for girls, nice girls.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So now she chattered and she drew from the
-tall boy beside her something about himself. It
-was not particularly hard to do. Sergeant Gray
-opened up like a flower in the sun. He explained,
-for instance, that he was to have a commission
-when he was twenty-one.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Unless,” he admitted, “I’m in too bad with
-the Old Man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The Old Man?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The general,” explained Sergeant Gray, unaware
-that the young lady was sitting very
-straight. “He’s hell—he’s strong for discipline,
-and all that. And—well, every now and then I
-slip up on something, and he gets me. It’s always
-me he gets,” he finished plaintively and ungrammatically.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you shouldn’t do things that are wrong.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray pondered this amazing statement.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Perhaps you’re right,” he acknowledged. “I
-hadn’t thought of that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You might try being terribly well behaved for—well,
-for twenty-four hours.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>“Do you want me to?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s entirely a matter of your own good,” she
-said rather coldly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll do it!” said Sergeant Gray rashly. “Not
-a misstep for twenty-four hours. How’s that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It sounds well.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The truth is,” confided Sergeant Gray, “I’ve
-got to be good. He’s watching. He told me so.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And if you’re not——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Shot against a brick wall probably.” He
-grinned cheerfully. “Think of that hanging over
-a fellow, and twenty-three and a half hours’ leave
-to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hope,” she said in the motherly tone she assumed
-now and then, “that you are going to be
-awfully careful to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Did you ever see a cat crossing a wet gutter?
-Well, that’s me to-morrow. This is no time to
-take any chances.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At which probably those particular gods that
-had Sergeant Gray in their keeping laughed behind
-their hands.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The girl stopped the car at the camp, and the
-plaything of destiny descended.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thank you, awfully,” observed the said plaything
-with a considerable amount of warmth in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>his voice. “I—perhaps I shall not see you
-again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was just thinking—what time does your
-leave commence to-morrow?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“At ten-thirty”—hopefully.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I might pick you up then and take you to the
-trolley.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Honestly, would you?” he asked delightedly.
-“You know, I—really, I can’t tell you how grateful
-I would be.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I love to make the taxi men wriggle,” was her
-rather unsatisfactory reply. “I’ll be here, then.
-Good night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray saluted and went away. To all
-appearances he was a rather overgrown young man
-trudging through the mud of a not too-tidy camp
-to a barracks that needed carbolising. Actually
-he was a sublimated being favoured of heaven and
-floating in a rosy cloud of dreams.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Halt!” said a guard, and threw his rifle to
-port arms. “Who’s there?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sergeant of the Headquarters Troop,” said
-the superman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Where’s your pass?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The superman presented it, and the guard inspected
-it closely—the attitude of the M. P. being
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>that all men are Germans unless proved otherwise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thoroughly satisfactory?” inquired the superman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The M. P. grunted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The sergeant approached him and lowered his
-voice confidentially.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Tell you something,” he volunteered: “I’m
-not the same chap who went out on that pass.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What d’you mean you’re not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s like this, old son. But first of all let me
-ask you something.” He glanced about cautiously.
-“Man to man, old son—do you believe in
-love at first sight?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Last fellow who tried being funny round
-here,” said the guard grimly, “had a chance to
-laugh himself to death in the bull pen.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No heart!” sighed the sergeant, moving on,
-still on air. “No soul! No imagination! Good
-night, my sad and lonely friend. Good night!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He moved on, singing in a very deep bass:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“<em>Oh, promise me that some day you and I</em></div>
- <div class='line'><em>May take our love te tum, te tum, te tum.</em>”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c009'>The chief of staff, who had also discovered that
-his quarters needed fumigation, raised from an uneasy
-pillow and groaned disgustedly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_44'>44</span>“Stop that noise out there!” he bawled through
-the window beside him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The superman recognised neither the voice nor
-the new quarters of the staff.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Minion,” he said, halting and addressing the
-window, “hast never loved?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Then he moved on, still in a roseate cloud the
-exact shade of a certain pink hat.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c011'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“<em>That we may take our love and faith renew,</em></div>
- <div class='line'><em>And find the hollows where those violets grew-w-w——</em>”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c009'>His voice died away, swallowed up in distance
-and the night.</p>
-
-<p class='c012'>When he went into the lower squad room a
-sort of chant greeted him from the beds: “Where,
-oh where’s the sergeant been?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And the reply shouted lustily: “Out getting
-measured for a shave.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He undressed quietly, and salvaging the piece
-of beefsteak from under his pillow got into bed
-and placed it carefully over his eye.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_45'>45</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>III</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c008'>But tragedy had marked Sergeant Gray for
-its own. At reveille he rolled over, yawned
-and without lifting himself reached up to the
-pocket of his blouse and retrieved his whistle.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He blew it and shouted as usual: “R-r-roll out,
-you dirty horsemen! R-r-roll out!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Then, arms under his head, he lay and dreamed.
-Round the day to come he wove little fantasies
-of the new uniform, and money in his pocket, and
-twenty-three and a half hours’ leave, and—the girl
-in the little car. His pass he had already secured
-through the top sergeant. It had been, with others
-on the pass list, O.K’d by the captain and re-O.K’d
-by the military police. At ten-thirty that
-morning Sergeant Gray would be a free man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He made a huge breakfast, and careful inspection
-showed the eye greatly improved. And he
-whistled blithely while laying out his things for
-the official inspection, comparing his belongings
-carefully with a list in his hand. Nothing was to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_46'>46</span>go wrong that day, nothing mar the perfection of
-it or curtail his leave.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But he failed to count the camp quartermaster;
-and that Destiny, which had taken him in hand
-forty-eight hours ago, was making of him her toy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now camp quartermasters are but human.
-They have their good days and their bad, and
-sometimes it rather gets on their nerves, the eternal
-examining and determining, for instance, that
-every man of perhaps thirty thousand possesses
-in perfect condition:</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1'>
- <dt>2</dt>
- <dd>breeches, O. D. wool, prs.
- </dd>
- <dt>2</dt>
- <dd>coats, O. D. wool.
- </dd>
- <dt>1</dt>
- <dd>overcoat, O. D. wool.
- </dd>
- <dt>1</dt>
- <dd>slicker.
- </dd>
- <dt>1</dt>
- <dd>hat.
- </dd>
- <dt>1</dt>
- <dd>cord (cavalry, infantry, artillery).
- </dd>
- <dt>3</dt>
- <dd>undershirts, cotton.
- </dd>
- <dt>3</dt>
- <dd>underbreeches, cotton, prs.
- </dd>
- <dt>5</dt>
- <dd>socks, light wool, prs.
- </dd>
- <dt>5</dt>
- <dd>shirts, flannel, O. D.
- </dd>
- <dt>2</dt>
- <dd>shoes, field, prs.
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray’s Destiny, working by devious
-ways, had given the camp inspector a headache, a
-bad breakfast, a shirt lost by the laundry and a
-wigging by somebody or other. Into the bargain
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>it was a fine day for golf and here he was looking
-over breeches, O. D. wool, pairs, two; and so on.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Into the barracks then came fate in the shape
-of the camp inspector, military of figure and militant
-of disposition, to count the pins for shelter
-halves, for instance, and generally to do anything
-but swing a golf club, as his heart desired. The
-men lined up by their equipment and the inspector
-went down the line. And he opened, by evil
-chance, Sergeant Gray’s condiment can and found
-the space-to-let notice inside.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He looked at it, and then he looked at the tall
-sergeant. Now to save all he could of his twenty-three
-and a half hours’ leave Sergeant Gray had
-put on his new uniform, which was against the
-rules. He had obeyed the regulations exactly as
-to his hat cord, whistle, collar insignia, buttons
-and shoes. Otherwise from his healthy skin to his
-putties he wore not a single issue article.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The second mess sergeant eying him before inspection
-had warned him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll get into trouble with that outfit,
-Gray,” he had said. And Gray had replied that
-if he did it would be his trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Possibly,” had been the second mess sergeant’s
-comment. “But if you put him in a bad humour
-and get him started—there’ll be hell to pay.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>And now there was to be hell to pay. And the
-inspector, who might have been expected to walk
-in one door and out another but did not, stood off
-and surveyed him coldly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Issue uniform?” he demanded.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“N-no, sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Take it off!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray obeyed. Once off, the full extent
-of his iniquity, as to his undershirt, underbreeches
-and socks, was revealed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Scrap the clothing this man is wearing,” ordered
-the inspector. And to Sergeant Gray:
-“Show me your issue uniforms.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now the sergeant was hard on clothing, and
-particularly on breeches. Also he had given one
-uniform to Watt, the cook. The single one he
-was able to produce was badly worn; so badly,
-indeed, that the camp inspector with his two hands
-tore the breeches apart, at a vital spot, and flung
-them on the floor. Something in Sergeant Gray’s
-breast seemed to tear also and sink to the floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Scrap this one also,” ordered the camp inspector.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sir——” ventured Sergeant Gray desperately.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the camp inspector had discovered something,
-namely: That the issue uniforms of the
-Headquarters Troop of the ——th Division were
-of poor material. Slowly and carefully he went
-through the lot. Sharply and decisively, at the
-end, he gave his orders.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id002'>
-<img src='images/i_048.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>“IF A MAN FROM THE HEADQUARTERS TROOP OVERSTAYS HIS LEAVE, WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM, UNCLE JIMMY?” <span class='right'><em>See page <a href='#Page_76'>76</a></em></span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>“Scrap every uniform in the troop,” he said,
-“and send this order to the camp quartermaster.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In ten minutes one hundred and ninety-five men
-stood to attention in their undergarments, and in
-the center of each squad room lay a great heap of
-discarded khaki.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Leaving us rather stripped, sir,” ventured the
-captain.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“They’ve got their slickers,” curtly observed
-fate; “and the quartermaster will fix you up all
-right.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He went out. Jove, what a day for golf!</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sergeant!” called the captain.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He avoided the baleful eyes of his men and
-looked out of a window. He was rather young
-and terribly afraid he would laugh.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The supply sergeant, thus called, came forward
-and saluted. He was a queer figure in his woolens,
-and the captain coughed to recover his voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Put—put on your slicker,” he said, “and carry
-this order to the camp quartermaster. And
-hurry!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now all the balance of this story rests on that
-order to hurry, for it came about that the supply
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span>sergeant, running, put his toe under the edge of
-a board and fell heavily, and a military policeman,
-discovering thus that the sergeant wore no
-breeches, placed him immediately under arrest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, very well,” said the supply sergeant politely;
-and put the order in his slicker pocket. If
-they chose to arrest a man for a thing he couldn’t
-help let them do it. He didn’t absolutely know
-what was in the order and if he could sit in the
-bull pen the troop could sit in its underwear. It
-was nothing whatever to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He grinned malevolently, however, when he
-saw the captain and the two lieutenants of the
-troop leaving camp in a machine in the direction
-of the city.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All right,” he said to himself. “We’ll see
-something later, that’s all. The old boy will be
-crazy about this.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The old boy being the general.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In the barracks black despair was in Sergeant
-Gray’s heart. He made a wild effort to retrieve
-his new uniform from the heap which was to be
-carried out and burned, but the troop were a unit
-against him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Aw, keep still!” they said in effect. “You
-got us into this, and you’ll stick it out with us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>“I’ve got leave, fellows,” he appealed to the
-other noncoms. “I’ve got an engagement too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We know. To breakfast with the general,”
-sneered the stable sergeant. “Well, you’d better
-send your regrets.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At ten-fifteen the troop, having waited an hour,
-were growing uneasy, and Sergeant Gray was stationed
-at a window, watching three men in slickers
-tending a fire of mammoth proportions. At ten-thirty,
-going to a window in one of the two upper
-squad rooms, he made out a small car down the
-road, and a girl with a pink hat in it. There was
-no supply sergeant in sight.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At ten forty-five a scout patrol in slickers having
-been sent out reported the supply sergeant not
-in the camp quartermaster’s office, as observed
-through a window, and the troop officers as having
-gone for the day.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Black despair, then, in a hundred and ninety-five
-hearts, but in no one of them such agony as
-in Sergeant Gray’s. Clad in an army slicker he
-made a dozen abortive attempts to borrow a uniform
-from tall men in other companies, but inspection
-was on, and had commenced with the
-Headquarters Troop. Not a man dared to be
-found with less than “breeches, O. D. wool, prs.,
-two.” And blouses the same.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>At eleven o’clock with the glare of frenzy in his
-eyes Sergeant Gray put on a slicker, put his pass
-in his pocket and left the barracks. Outside the
-door he hesitated. The sun was gleaming from a
-hot sky, and there was no wind. The absence of
-wind, he felt, was in his favour. During his hurried
-walk toward the little car he was feeling in
-his mind for some excuse for the slicker, but he
-found himself beside the car before he had found
-anything to satisfy him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are late,” said the girl severely.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Awfully busy morning,” he explained. “Inspection
-and—er—all that. There’s a lot to get
-ready,” he added mysteriously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was aware of her careful scrutiny, and he
-flushed guiltily. As for the girl, she seemed satisfied
-with what she saw. He was a gentleman,
-clearly. But a slicker!</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’d better take that raincoat back,” she
-observed. “You won’t need it. It’s going to be
-clear and hot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I guess I’ll take it, anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll be checking it somewhere, and then forgetting
-to get it again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was frightfully uneasy. She was the sort
-of girl who seemed bent on getting her own way.
-So he muttered something about having a cold,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>and she countered with a flat statement that he
-would get more if he dressed too warmly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They had reached what amounted to an <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">impasse</span></i>
-when a small boy flung a card into the car.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t bother about it,” said the girl as he
-stooped to get it. “I have one in my pocket for
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thanks, awfully,” said the sergeant, rather
-surprised. “What is it? A theatre ticket?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She did not reply at once. He saw that they
-were passing the end of the trolley line and going
-on. He had a little thrill of mingled delight and
-uneasiness. He had had no plans particularly,
-except to see her again. His only program had
-been destroyed in the bonfire.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Suddenly she drew the little car up beside the
-road.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Have you anything you want particularly to
-do to-day?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was just going to play round.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Would you like to do a real service? A national
-service?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I seem to be doing it most of the time,” he
-observed with some bitterness.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You said yesterday you were going to have
-your picture taken.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Good heavens, was this marvel, this creature
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>from another world, going to ask for his photograph?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I would, but this eye——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“See here,” she said briskly. “I want you to
-get your picture taken. I want it for a special
-reason. And I want you to go”—she felt in her
-pocket and pulled out a card—“I want you to go
-to this man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I see,” he said, and took the card. “Friend
-of yours?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly not!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Does he take good photographs?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t know. You might read the card.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He read it carefully. It merely stated that
-J. M. Booth of a certain number on Twenty-Second
-Street made excellent photographs very
-cheap, filled rush orders for soldiers, and gave
-them a special discount. He even turned it over,
-but the other side was blank.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t get it, I guess,” he said at last.
-“What’s the answer?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The more I see of army men the less imagination
-I find,” was her surprising reply. “I took
-that card last night to the—to an officer I know;
-and he was just like you. I hope you put more
-intelligence into your fighting than you do into
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>other things. How many soldiers do you suppose
-have gone to that man?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, I’ll be one, anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He rose gallantly to the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A good many hundred, probably. As each division
-comes in and gets leave they all run to get
-their pictures taken, don’t they? And they want
-them by a certain time? Why? Because they’re
-going to sail, of course.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There’s no argument on my part.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But suppose that man’s name isn’t Booth?
-Suppose I told you he’d once been the court photographer
-at Vienna?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray whistled.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Are you telling me that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am. My dressmaker is in the same building.
-She told me. He showed her a lot of photographs
-of the royal family.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Every boy has longed at some period of his life
-to be a detective. Sergeant Gray suddenly felt
-the fine frenzy of the sleuth. But there was disappointment
-too.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So that’s why you picked me up last night?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not at all. But it’s why I came for you this
-morning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Would you mind explaining that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not at all. I picked you up because I carry
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>all the boys I can to the street car. But after we
-had talked I felt you would understand. Some
-of them wouldn’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray at once put on the expression
-of one who understood perfectly. But happening
-to glance down, the better to reflect, he saw that
-the slicker had slid back an inch or so, revealing
-that amount of a knee that was not covered with
-khaki. He blushed furiously, but the girl’s eyes
-were on the road ahead.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do hope you’ll help me out,” she was saying.
-“It wouldn’t be of any use for me to go, you
-know. But I’ll go with you. I’ll be your sister
-if you don’t mind.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was on the tip of his tongue to say that there
-were other relationships he would prefer, but he
-did not. She was not that sort of a girl. And he
-was uneasily aware, too, that her interest in him
-was purely academic. Not that he put it that
-way, of course.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The one thing you mustn’t do,” she warned
-him, “is to tell when you actually sail. I thought
-you might say that the submarine trouble has held
-up all sailings, and you’re not going for a month.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All right,” he agreed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Just when do you sail?” she asked suddenly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was exceedingly troubled. He had no
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>finesse, and here was a point-blank question. He
-answered it bluntly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sorry. I can’t tell you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’re a good boy,” she said with approval.
-“I know anyhow, so it doesn’t matter. I just wondered
-if you would tell.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You know a lot of things,” was his admiring
-comment.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Half an hour later he was following the girl
-into a dingy elevator. He was suffering the pangs
-of bitter disappointment, for on his observing that
-if the fellow tried to find out when the division
-was sailing he would throw him out of the window
-the girl had turned on him sharply.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll do nothing of the kind,” she said.
-“You’ll tell him what we’ve agreed on, and that’s
-all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All?” he had protested. “And let him get
-away with it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We’ll decide what to do later,” she had answered
-cryptically. And somehow he had felt
-that he had fallen in her estimation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In the elevator she said out of a clear sky:
-“You’ll have to take that raincoat off, of course.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He swallowed nervously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sure I will,” he replied. “But—look here,
-you don’t mind if I ask you to stay out while I’m
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>being done, do you? I—I’m funny about pictures.
-I don’t like any one round. Queer thing,”
-he went on desperately, seeing her face. “Always
-been like that. I——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I didn’t come here to see you have a photograph
-taken,” she replied coldly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For the next half hour he did not see her. He
-was extremely busy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>J. M. Booth proved to be a slow worker. Sergeant
-Gray, who had been recently mixing with
-all races in the Army, was quick to see that he
-spoke fluent English with a slight burr.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“French, aren’t you?” he asked genially while
-Mr. Booth shifted the scenery.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Alsatian,” corroborated Mr. Booth. “But this
-is my country. I have even taken an American
-name. Now if you will remove the raincoat——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray moved a step nearer to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Can’t,” he explained in a low tone. “Nothing
-under it. You’ll have to shoot as I am.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No uniform?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No uniform. What d’you think of a country
-that will send fellows to fight like that, eh?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Booth’s small black eyes peered at him
-suspiciously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is it possible?” he demanded. “This great
-country, so rich, and—no uniforms.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>“Uniforms!” continued Sergeant Gray, beginning
-to enjoy himself hugely. “Why, say, we
-haven’t anything! No guns worth the name, not
-enough shoes. Why, a fellow in my company’s
-wearing two rights at this minute. And as for
-uniforms—why, I’ll tell you this—my whole company’s
-going round to-day like this, slickers and
-nothing else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Amazing!” commented Mr. Booth unctuously.
-“We hear of so much money being spent, and
-yet nothing to show for it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Graft!” explained the sergeant in a very deep
-bass. “Graft, that’s what it is!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Booth seemed temporarily to forget that
-he was there to take a picture.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you—we will come out all right,” he observed,
-watching the sergeant closely. “We have
-so much. The Browning gun, now—do you know
-about that? It is wonderful, not so?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wonderful?” queried the sergeant, feeling
-happier than he had for some time. “Well, I’m
-a machine gunner; and if we’re to get anywhere
-we’ve got to do better than the Browning.” He
-had a second’s uneasiness then, until he remembered
-that he wore no insignia. “It heats. It
-jams. It——” Here ended his knowledge of
-machine guns. “It’s rotten, that’s all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>Mr. Booth was moistening his lips.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s sad news,” he observed. “I—but this
-Liberty motor—I understand it’s a success.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’d better not ask me about that,” said the
-sergeant gravely. “Ever since my brother went
-down——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Went down? Fell?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Aviation. Engine too heavy for the wings.
-Got up a hundred feet—first plane, you know,
-testing it out. And——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He drew a long breath.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wonder,” said Mr. Booth, “if you would
-care for a little drink? I keep some here for the
-boys. The city’s a dry place for soldiers. It’ll
-cheer you up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m off liquor.” It was the first truth he had
-spoken for some time, and it sounded strange to
-his ears. “Rotten food and all that. Can’t drink.
-That’s straight.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It had not been lost on him that Mr. Booth was
-endeavoring to conceal a vast cheerfulness; also
-that his refusal to drink was unexpected.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Better have the picture, old top,” he observed.
-“Better get this eye on the off side, hadn’t you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For some five minutes Mr. Booth alternately
-disappeared under a black cloth and reappeared
-again. The sergeant felt that under a pretence of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>focusing he was being subjected to a close scrutiny,
-and bore himself carefully and well.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When at last it was over Mr. Booth put a question.
-“Want these in a hurry, I suppose?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Hurry? Why?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Most of the boys are just about to sail. They
-come in here and give me two days, three days.
-It is not enough.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, I can give you a month if you want it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’re not going soon, then?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I should say not! Do you think Uncle Sam’s
-going to trust any transports out with these German
-submarines about? I guess not!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was no question as to Mr. Booth’s excitement
-now. His round face fairly twitched.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you cannot know that,” he said. “That
-is camp talk, eh?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not on your life!” said the sergeant, and went
-closer to him. “I got a cousin in headquarters; and
-he saw the order from Washington.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What was the order? You remember it,
-eh?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All orders for troops to sail during month of
-June canceled,” lied the sergeant glibly. “Not
-likely to forget that, old top, with a month to
-play round in your dear old town.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was filled with admiration of himself. And
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>under that admiration was swelling and growing
-a great loathing for the creature before him. He
-would fill him with lies as full as he would hold.
-And then he would get him. But he would consult
-the girl about that. She had forbidden violence,
-but when she knew the facts——</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He gave his name and put down a deposit.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are sure you are in no hurry?” asked Mr.
-Booth, scrutinising him carefully.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish I was as sure of a uniform.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The girl was waiting, and together they went
-down to the street. Though her eyes were eager
-she asked no questions. She preceded Sergeant
-Gray to the little car and got in. And suddenly
-a chill struck to the sergeant’s heart.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the pavement, eying him with cold and
-glittering eyes, were the stable sergeant, the troop
-mess sergeant, the second mess sergeant and two
-corporals. Like himself they wore slickers to cover
-certain deficiencies, and unlike him they wore an
-expression of cold and calculating deviltry.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Hello!” they said, and surrounded him.
-“Having a good time?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He cast an agonised glance at the car. The
-girl was looking ahead.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Pretty fair,” he replied; and calculated the
-distance to the car.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_63'>63</span>“We’ve been keeping an eye open for you,”
-said the stable sergeant, stepping between him and
-the car. “We want to have a word with you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll meet you somewhere.” There was pleading
-in his voice. “Anywhere you say, in an hour.”
-Their faces were cold and unrelenting. “In a half
-hour, then.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What we’ve got to do won’t wait,” observed
-the stable sergeant. “How do you think we like
-going about like this anyhow? Our only chance
-to have a time, and going round like a lot of lunatics.
-We warned you, didn’t we? We——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray knew what was coming. He had
-known it with deadly certainty from the moment
-he saw that menacing group, cold of eye but hot
-of face. And strong as he was he was no match
-for five of them, hardened with months of training
-and infuriated with outrage.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m with a young lady, fellows,” he pleaded.
-“Don’t make a row here. If you’ll only
-wait——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, there won’t be any row,” observed the
-stable sergeant. “You take off that slicker, that’s
-all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not here! For heaven’s sake, fellows, not on
-the street! I tell you I’ve got a girl with me.
-A nice girl. A——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_64'>64</span>The stable sergeant hesitated and glanced toward
-the car.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All right,” he said. “But we’re going to take
-that slicker back to camp. We promised the
-troop. You can step inside that door. I guess
-that’s satisfactory?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He glanced at the group, which nodded grimly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For an instant Sergeant Gray was tempted to
-run and chance it, but the girl had turned her head
-and was watching them curiously. Hope died in
-him. He could neither run nor fight. And the
-group closed in on him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“’Bout face—march!” said the stable sergeant.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And he marched.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Inside the hallway, behind the elevator, however,
-he turned loose with his fists. He fought
-desperately, using his long arms with accuracy and
-precision. One of the corporals went down first.
-The second mess sergeant followed him. But the
-result was inevitable. Inside of three minutes the
-girl saw the little group returning to the street.
-One corporal held a handkerchief to his lip, and
-the first mess sergeant was holding together a
-slicker which had no longer any clasps. The stable
-sergeant, however, was calm and happy. He
-carried a slicker over his arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>“Sergeant Gray’s compliments, miss,” he said,
-saluting. Then, as an afterthought of particular
-fiendishness: “And he will be engaged for some
-time. If you would take charge of this slicker
-he’ll be much obliged to you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He saluted again, and the group swaggered
-down the street.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The girl sat in the car and looked after them.
-Then she glanced at the slicker, and a little frown
-gathered between her eyes. Had he, against her
-orders, gone back to deal with Mr. Booth alone?
-She was mystified and not a little indignant, and
-when she started the car again it was with a jerk
-of irritation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Inside the hallway, behind the elevator, cursed
-and raged Sergeant Gray. At every step in the
-doorway he shook with apprehension. Behind
-him stretched a wooden staircase, toward which he
-cast agonised eyes. The elevator came down, discharged
-its passengers, filled again and went up.
-Outside in the brilliant street thousands of feet
-passed, carrying people fully clothed and entitled
-to a place in the sun. Momentarily he expected
-the climax of his wretchedness—that the girl
-would tire of waiting and come into the building.
-He plucked up courage after a time to peer
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>round the corner of the elevator. The car was
-gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What’ll she think of me?” he groaned.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Wild schemes of revenge surged in him. Murder
-with torture was among them. And always
-while he cursed and planned his eyes were on the
-staircase behind him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Came a time, however, when the elevator descended
-empty, and the elderly man on the stool
-inside prepared to read a newspaper. He was
-startled by a husky whisper just beneath his left
-ear.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Say, come here a minute, will you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He turned. Through the grille beside him a
-desperate face with one black eye was staring at
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come here yourself,” he returned uneasily.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With a wild rush the owner of the face catapulted
-into the elevator and closed the grating.
-Then he turned and faced him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Run me up, quick!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good God!” said the elevator man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There were steps in the entrance. With a frenzied
-gesture Sergeant Gray, of the Headquarters
-Troop of the ——th Division, gave a pull at the
-lever. The car descended with a jerk.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Leggo that thing,” said the elevator man, now
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>wildly terrified. “Want to shoot down into the
-subway?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Thoroughly frenzied, Sergeant Gray pulled the
-lever the other way. The car stopped, trembled,
-ascended. For a moment two stenographers waiting
-on the ground floor had a vision of a strange
-figure in undershirt, cotton, one, and nether garments
-to match, surmounted by a distorted face,
-passing on its way to the upper floors.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sergeant Gray surrendered the lever, and ran
-a trembling hand across his forehead.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ve got to hide me somewhere,” he shouted.
-“Look at me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I see you,” said the elevator man. “Y’ought
-to be ashamed of yourself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ve got to hide me,” insisted Sergeant
-Gray; “and then you’ve got to go out and buy
-me some clothes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They had reached the top floor, and the car had
-stopped.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll tell you later. You can get me a pair of
-pants somewhere, can’t you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was pleading in his voice. Almost tears.
-But the tears were of rage.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll lose my job if I leave this car,” observed
-the elevator man. He had recovered from his
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>fright, and besides he had recognised the boy’s
-service hat.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Soldier, aren’t you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes. Look here, old man, I’m in a devil of a
-mess. Lot of our fellows, met them outside—it’s
-a joke. I’ll joke them!” he added vindictively.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Some fellows got a queer idea of humour,” observed
-the elevator man. “I might send out for
-you. Got any money?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The full depth of his helplessness struck Sergeant
-Gray then and turned him cold. His money,
-thirty-nine dollars and sixteen cents, was in
-the slicker.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“They took my money too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The elevator man’s face grew not less interested
-but more suspicious.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why don’t you get a good story while you’re
-at it?” he demanded. “Looks like you’re running
-away from something.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Great heavens, I should think I am!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You fellows,” observed the elevator man,
-“think you can come to this town and raise hell
-and then pull some soldier stuff and get out of it.
-Well, you haven’t any effect on me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The buzzer in the cage had been ringing insistently.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>“I’ll have to go down. Crawl out, son.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Crawl out! Where to?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t know. Can’t let you in an office. You
-may find some place.” He threw open the door.
-“Out with you!” he commanded. “I’ll look you
-up later.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Run me to the cellar,” gasped Sergeant Gray.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Tailor’s shop there. Full of girls.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With a hoarse imprecation Sergeant Gray left
-the elevator and scuttled down the hallway. To
-his maddened ears the place was full of sounds,
-of voices inside doorways and about to emerge, of
-footsteps, of hideous laughter. He had wild visions
-of finding a window and a roof, even of
-jumping off it. Then—he saw on a door the
-name of J. M. Booth, Photographer; and hope
-leaped in his heart.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He opened the door cautiously and peered within.
-All was silent. On the table in the reception
-room lay still open the album with which the girl
-had amused herself while she waited, and over a
-couch—oh, joy supreme!—there was flung an Indian
-blanket. He caught it up and wrapped it
-about him; and the madness left him. Such as it
-was, he was clothed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Still cautiously, however, he advanced to the
-studio. All was quiet there, but beyond he could
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>hear water running, and the careful handling of
-photographers’ plates. Mr. Booth, erstwhile of
-Vienna, was within and busy. It irked the sergeant
-profoundly that to such unworthy refuge
-he was driven for shelter, but he squared his shoulders
-and advanced. Then suddenly he heard footsteps
-in the outer room, footsteps that advanced
-deliberately and relentlessly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Wild fear shook him again. He looked round
-him frantically, and then sought refuge. In a
-corner behind a piece of scenery which was intended
-to show the sitter in an Italian garden,
-Sergeant Gray of the ——th Division sought
-shameful sanctuary.</p>
-
-<p class='c012'>Somewhat later in the day the general, having
-a broiled squab and mushrooms under glass in a
-window at the best restaurant in the city, put on
-his glasses and looked out over the surging tide in
-the brilliant sunlight of the street. Just opposite
-him, moving sedately, was a group of soldiers.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish you’d tell me,” said the general testily
-to the aide-de-camp whose particular joy it was to
-lunch with him, “what the deuce those fellows are
-doing in slickers on a day like this.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No accounting for the vagaries of enlisted
-men, sir,” returned the aide, ordering a <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">demi-tasse</span></i>.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>IV</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c008'>At that exact moment the elevator man, having
-a moment’s leisure after the lunch rush,
-made his way back along the corridor where he
-had left a wild-eyed refugee. All was quiet. In
-the office of the National Asphalt Company the
-clicking of typewriters showed that no fleeing soldier,
-seeking sanctuary and a pair of trousers, had
-upset the day’s pavements. Dolls and Wigs was
-calm. Coat Fronts remained inadequate and still.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He wandered back, his face twisted in a dry
-grin. Then suddenly from Booth, Photographer,
-he heard a wild yell. This was followed by the
-crash of a heavy body, a number of smothered
-oaths and a steady softish thud that sounded extremely
-like the impact of fists on flesh.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The elevator man opened the door of Booth,
-Photographer’s, anteroom and stuck his head in.
-The studio beyond showed something on the floor
-that stirred in the wrapping of an Indian blanket,
-while stepping across it and on it a mad thing in
-undergarments and a service hat was delivering
-blows at something unseen.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span>The elevator man carefully reached a hand inside
-the door and took out the key. Then as
-stealthily he closed the door, locked it from the
-outside, and moved back swiftly to his cage,
-where the buzzer showed that the carpet cleaning
-company which occupied the fourth floor was in a
-hurry and didn’t care who knew it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At the end of twenty minutes two roundsmen
-went up in the cage. Going up they learned of
-the preliminaries.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Crazy, I guess,” finished the elevator man.
-“He looked crazy, now I think about it. Probably
-killed the lot by this time. Where do you
-fellows hide, anyhow?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Back in Booth, Photographer, there was a complete
-and awful silence. Revolvers ready, the
-door was opened and the roundsmen sprang in.
-It looked like the worst. The Indian blanket nor
-moved nor quivered. A chair, overturned, lay on
-top of it, and against that there leaned tipsily a
-photographer’s screen, on which was painted, in
-grays and whites, an Italian garden.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m glad to see you,” called a cheery voice.
-“I’m glad to see you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Standing in the doorway of the dressing room
-was a tall young man. He held a brush in his
-hand and was still slicking down his hair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>“How are you, anyhow?” demanded the tall
-young man, and proceeded to shake down the leg
-of a pair of black trousers. “A trifle short, aren’t
-they?” he observed. “But they’re a darn sight
-better than nothing!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Get him, Joe,” said one of the officers casually,
-and walked toward the inner room.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, I’ll go along all right,” said Sergeant
-Gray blithely. “It’s worth the price. I’m only
-sorry you didn’t see it. I——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Joe!” called the other officer from the inner
-room. “Come here, will you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Mind if I go along?” asked Sergeant Gray.
-“I’d like to look at ’em again. I want to remember
-how they look all the rest of my life.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Joe nodded, and Sergeant Gray led the way to
-the studio. In a corner, roped tightly to a chair,
-sat Booth, Photographer. He was bleeding profusely
-from a cut on the lip and another over the
-eye, his head was bobbing weakly on his shoulders,
-and he wore, to be exact, one union suit minus two
-buttons on the chest and held together by a safety
-pin.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Joe stumbling over the Indian blanket heard
-it groan beneath him, and uncovered a stout gentleman
-in a cutaway coat and with his collar torn
-off.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>“Pretty good, eh?” demanded Sergeant Gray.
-“Sorry about the collar, though. Booth’s is too
-small for me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Want an ambulance?” inquired the elevator
-man with unholy joy in his eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes. Better have one.” And to the wreckage:
-“You gentlemen will be all right,” said Joe.
-“How’d this happen, anyhow?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll tell you,” volunteered the sergeant.
-“They’re spies, that’s what they are. German
-spies. D’you get it? And I——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Aw, shut up!” said the first roundsman, wearily.
-“Take him along, Joe. Now, how d’you feel,
-Mr. Booth?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I tell you——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You don’t tell me anything. You go. That’s
-all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, very well,” said Sergeant Gray cheerfully.
-“You’ll be sorry. That’s all. Come on,
-Joe.” He raised his voice in song.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Where do we go from here, Joe, where do we
-go from here?” he sang in a very deep bass.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At the centre table he stopped, however, with
-Joe’s revolver very close to him, and consulted
-Mr. Booth’s watch which, with all of his money
-but car fare back to camp, lay in a heap there.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You might hurry a bit, Joe,” he suggested
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>“I’ve only got twenty-three and a half hours’
-leave, and time’s flying. You’ll observe,” he added,
-“that old Booth’s money and watch are here.”
-He glanced significantly toward the elevator man.
-“Eight dollars and ninety cents, Joe,” he said.
-“The old boy’ll need it for a doctor.”</p>
-
-<p class='c012'>The general breakfasted rather late the next
-morning—at seven o’clock. His ordinary hour
-was six-thirty. He had eaten three fried eggs,
-some fried potatoes, a bran muffin, drunk a cup
-of coffee, and was trying to remember if he had
-made any indiscreet remarks at a dinner party the
-night before about Pershing or the General Staff,
-when an aide came in with a report. The general
-read it slowly, then looked up.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You mean to say,” he inquired, “that those
-fellows haven’t had any clothes since yesterday
-morning?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No uniforms, sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The entire troop?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All except those who were on duty here yesterday,
-sir. I believe”—the aide hesitated—“I
-believe some of them went to town anyhow, sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The devil you say!” roared the general.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I rather fancy that the men we saw in slickers,
-sir——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>Suddenly the general laughed. The aide
-laughed also. Aides always laugh when the general
-does. It is etiquette. When the general had
-stopped laughing he became very military again,
-and swore.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We’ll look into it, Tommy,” he said. “It’s
-a damned shame. Somebody’s going to pay for
-it through the nose.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This is a little-used phrase, but the general had
-read it somewhere and adopted it. It means
-copiously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was not aware, naturally, that Sergeant
-Gray was already paying for it, copiously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was at that precise moment that a little car
-drew up outside his quarters. The general smiled
-and rolled himself a cigarette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Bring me another cup of coffee,” he ordered,
-“and get another chair, Tommy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The girl came in. She kissed the general on
-his right cheek, and then on his chin, and then
-stood back and looked at him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m in trouble, Uncle Jimmy,” she said. “If
-a man from the Headquarters Troop overstays his
-leave what happens to him?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Court-martialed; maybe shot,” replied the
-general with a glance at Tommy, who did not see
-it as he was looking at the girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>“But if it is my fault——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then you’ll be shot,” said the general cheerily.
-“Now see here, Peggy, if you don’t let my young
-men alone—— What’s that you’re carrying?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s a slicker!” said Peggy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general looked at Tommy, and Tommy
-looked back.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Peggy told her story, and showed, toward the
-end, an alarming disposition to cry.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He knew something,” she said. “That—that
-man Booth was a spy, Uncle Jimmy. I could
-hear him asking all sorts of questions, and when
-the sergeant came out his face was——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sergeant, eh?” interrupted Uncle Jimmy.
-“Any sergeants from the Headquarters Troop on
-leave, Tommy?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll find out, sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Tommy went away.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I had got into the car, and he was coming,
-when three or four other soldiers came along.
-They all went back into the building, and I—I
-thought they were going to get Mr. Booth. But
-pretty soon they came out without him, and one of
-them gave me this slicker; and—and they all
-went away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good Lord!” said the general suddenly. “The
-young devils! The—the young scamps! So that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>was it. Now look here, Peggy,” he said, bending
-forward with a twinkle. “I—well, I understand,
-I can’t explain, but it was just mischief. Your
-young man’s all right, though where he’s hiding——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He broke off and chuckled.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He is not at all the hiding sort.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Under certain circumstances, Peggy,” observed
-the general, “any man will hide—and
-should.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Some time later, at approximately the hour
-when Sergeant Gray’s twenty-three and a half
-hours’ leave was up, the little car started for the
-city. It contained one anxious young lady, one
-general who rolled constant cigarettes and
-chuckled, and one aide on the folding seat in the
-back, rather resentful because there was no adequate
-place for his legs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m going along, Tommy,” the general had
-said. “It promises to be rather good, and I need
-cheering. Besides, under the circumstances, a
-member of Miss Peggy’s family——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At the building on Twenty-second Street the
-general got out, leaving Peggy discreetly in the
-car. He was a large and very military figure, and
-he summoned the elevator man with a single commanding
-gesture.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>“I want to know,” said the general fixing him
-with a cold eye, “whether you happened, yesterday
-afternoon, to have seen about here an enlisted
-man without a uniform?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I did,” said the elevator man unctuously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You did—what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I did see him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Say, ‘sir’,” prompted the aide.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I did—sir.” It plainly hurt to say it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“When and where did you see him last?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“At one-thirty, getting into a police wagon—sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Exactly,” said the general. “You of course
-provided him with clothing before the—er—arrest.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I did not,” said the elevator man, who had
-by now decided that no man could bully him,
-even if he did wear two stars. “He stole a suit.
-And before he did that he like to killed two
-men. Mr. Booth, he’s in the hospital now; and
-as for the other gentleman, he was took away in
-a taxi last night. If he was one of your men, all
-I got to say is——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of no importance whatever,” finished the general
-coldly. “Find out where he was taken,” he
-added to Tommy, and stalked out. The elevator
-man followed him with resentful eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>“You tell Pershing, or the Secretary of War,
-or whatever that is,” he said venomously, “that
-his pet wild cat is in the central police station. I
-expect he’s in a padded cell. Good-by.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>An hour later the little car stopped in front of
-the best restaurant in town and the general assisted
-his niece to get out. From the folding seat behind,
-two pairs of long legs, one in khaki and
-one in black rather too short, disentangled themselves
-and followed. The best restaurants in
-town in the morning present a dishabille appearance
-of sweepers, waiters without coats and general
-dreariness; but the general took the place by
-storm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Table for four,” he said. Now that he was
-doing the thing he was minded to do it magnificently.
-“Sit down, sergeant. Tommy, run and
-telephone, as I told you, to the Department of
-Justice. Got to nail those fellows quick.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As one newly awakened from sleep Sergeant
-sat down beside Peggy. He presented, up to the
-neck, the appearance of a Mr. Booth suddenly
-elongated as to legs and arms. From the neck
-up he was a young man who had found one
-hundred and seventy-five dollars and the only girl
-in the world.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>The general ordered breakfast for four. Then
-he glanced up from the menu.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Suit you all right, Gray?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Splendidly, sir—unless——” He hesitated.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Go ahead,” said the general. “You’ve earned
-the right to choose what you like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was going to suggest, sir, that I ordinarily
-have a bran muffin——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general put down the menu and stared at
-him. Then he chuckled.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Might have known it would be you!” he observed.
-“But <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">c’est la guerre</span></i>, Gray. <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">C’est la
-guerre!</span></i> We’ll have them.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>V</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='drop-capa0_0_6 c008'>Early that afternoon the stable sergeant of
-the Headquarters Troop coming out of
-divisional headquarters saw the general approaching
-in a car much too small for him. Beside him
-sat an aide, who drove wisely but not too well.
-On the rumble seat were a girl, and a youth in
-civilian clothes and a service hat. They were in
-deep, absorbing conversation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The stable sergeant came stiffly to the salute,
-and remained at it, the general giving no evidence
-of seeing him and returning it. Then—the
-stable sergeant went pale under his tan, for the
-civilian emerging from the rear of the machine,
-and strangely but sufficiently clad, was one Sergeant
-Gray of the Headquarters Troop.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As if this had not been enough he watched the
-same Sergeant Gray assist to alight the young
-lady of yesterday, and it gave no peace to the
-stable sergeant’s turbulent soul to behold that
-young lady giving the general a patronising pat
-and then a kiss.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Great Scott!” said the stable sergeant feebly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>But there was more to come, for Sergeant Gray
-had spied his enemy and was minded to have
-official confirmation of a certain fact. Before the
-stable sergeant’s incredulous eyes he beheld Gray,
-of the undergarments, gauze, et cetera, advance
-to the general and salute, and then remark in a
-very distinct tone:</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It was very kind of you, sir, to ask me to
-breakfast.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general looked about under his gray eyebrows
-and perceived a situation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not at all,” he replied in an equally distinct
-voice. “Glad you liked my bran muffins.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The stable sergeant, who was carrying a saddle,
-dropped it. Had he not been stooping he would
-have observed something very like a wink on the
-most military countenance in America. It was
-directed at Tommy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good-by, Sergeant Gray,” said the pretty girl,
-holding out her hand. “I—I think you are the
-bravest person! And you will write, won’t you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish I was as sure of my commission.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The stable sergeant swallowed hard.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you’ll get that now, of course. I’ll go
-right in and tell Uncle Jimmy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, I say!” protested Sergeant Gray. “You—you
-mustn’t do that, you know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>“Aw, rats!” muttered the stable sergeant; and
-clutching the saddle furiously moved away. Up
-the road he met a military policeman, and stopped
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Better grab that fellow.” He indicated Sergeant
-Gray behind him, now shamelessly holding
-the hand of the general’s niece.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Awol,” replied the stable sergeant darkly—being
-military brevity for absent without leave.
-“And you might observe,” he added, “that he
-isn’t in uniform.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The girl got into the little car. Hat in hand,
-eyes full of many things he dared not put into
-words, Sergeant Gray of the Headquarters Troop
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