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If you are not located in the United States, you -will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before -using this eBook. - -Title: The band played on - -Author: C. Shook - -Release Date: July 24, 2022 [eBook #68598] - -Language: English - -Produced by: Greg Weeks, Mary Meehan and the Online Distributed - Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net. - -*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE BAND PLAYED ON *** - - - - - - THE BAND PLAYED ON - - By C. Shook - - [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from - Astonishing Stories, June 1942. - Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that - the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.] - - -I'm playing trombone in a little five-piece combo at Benny's Bar and -Grill when it happens. At the time we are slightly enlarged by the -presence of four of Bill Gundry's boys who are working out at the park -and have dropped by to sit in after they have finished, and also we -have present Eddie Smith and Mart Allen, who are a clarinet and trumpet -from The Pines. - -Benny's is the local hangout for all the musicians in town, which is -the main reason I'm playing there; one night Whiteman himself shows, -when his band is working a theatre job at the Palace. - -During the early part of the night we play our own arrangements off the -paper, but after about one o'clock we are liable to be jamming with -any of the boys who can find seats--like this night I'm telling you -about. - -When I first notice it we are giving out on the _Jazz Me Blues_, which -is a fine ensemble number, and we are hitting it in a fast Dixieland. -I'm ragging the beat and I can feel the old slush pump tremble, but -I figure it's because I'm really solid at the moment and I keep on -sending. - -Well, we clean up the _Jazz Me's_ and I'm still hot so I hit right on -the B-natural for _Stardust_, with the boys jumping in, and we take it -slow and mellow through one chorus together. Then I stand up for a solo -on the second, and that is when it happens. - -I don't know exactly what takes place, but I'm riding as I reach out -for a high one that's really out of the world. I feel the pump tremble -again, and then what happens is that I am really out of the world. - -I mean _I'm actually out of the world_! - -The vibrations from the trombone shoot right up my arms, and then -my whole body is shaking. I can't stop it. The lights fade away and -I'm trembling so I can't even hear the music ... and then I'm not -shaking any more, but Benny's is not there or I'm not there, and it is -daylight, which is crazy because it is only two A.M. - -I am still kind of weak as I look around, and then I'm weaker still. -The least thing, I figured, was that I had had a spasm or something -and was in a hospital and it was the next day. But when I look around -again I know this is no hospital. I'm lying on a big flat rock and I am -dressed just as I was at Benny's. I even have my slip-horn beside me. - -But the thing that gives me the jumps is the grass. It is all purple. -And the trees and everything around have purple leaves where they -should be green. I look at my coat. It is a light blue. My pants are -black and my skin is white. Then I look at the grass beside me. I -reach out and pick a handful. It is plenty purple all right. And I'm -thinking as I look at it there in my hand that there is no place in the -world where the trees and plants are purple. No place in the world.... - -I know I am not asleep, but tell myself, "whenever you read about -anything like this happening, the hero always thinks he is asleep at -first and pinches himself to find out whether he is or not." So I reach -over for my slush pump and give it a good blast. I hear it all right. -Just to make sure, I do pinch myself lightly, but it is no soap. I am -here and the grass is still purple. I get up off the rock and walk -about. - -When I stand up I find that I am in a large meadow with nothing more in -sight than the rocks here and there and a few trees. The purple grass -is nearly knee-high. There is no sense in staying where I am, so I pick -up my trombone and begin hiking. After I have walked a couple of miles, -maybe, I come to a river. I am not surprised to find that the water is -a deep yellow. Nothing will surprise me now. - -There must be some settlement along this river if there is anyone -living around here, I figure, so I follow along the way the water is -flowing. Three or four hours I tramp, and this is something I am not -used to. My feet are getting plenty beat and I take up the old bleater -and try _The Stars and Stripes Forever_, the only march I can think of. -This helps me stumble along in two-four time a while, but it uses up -what wind I have left, and pretty soon I am forced to sit down and rest. - -Well, I guess I doze off while I am resting, for when I come out of it -I find myself tied up tighter than a drum, and there in front of me are -four men or animals or something examining my trombone. - -"Hey," I say. - -At that they turn around and stare at me and I stare even harder at -them. And then I bust out laughing. For they look like four grown up -Donald Ducks. They have duck bills for mouths, and their feet are -webbed, but they have arms instead of wings. Their bodies are covered -with feathers, except for their heads which have a greenish skin and -would almost be human if it weren't for those bills and the green color. - -They begin to gab among themselves and I am surprised because I am -expecting to hear them quack like ducks. Their voices are low-pitched -and they talk way down in their throats something like German, but -though I don't understand it, I know it isn't. They are talking about -me, I can tell, and finally one of them comes over and unties my feet -and legs. But he leaves my arms fastened. He motions for me to get up. -I do and we start down the river with one of them carrying my slip-horn -and walking beside me, and the others floating on the water like their -barnyard relatives. This is the way we come to their town. - -It is only a short distance before the river widens considerably, and -I can see that it is dotted with little islands. The three men who are -swimming come close to shore and they walk with the one guarding me, -pointing out at one of the islands as they speak. I gather that they -don't know how to take me out there. One of them gestures at the water -and then at me, but I shake my head no. They gab some more. - -Finally one of them hops into the water and swims to the nearest -island. He is back in a flash with about ten other duck men who -immediately begin gabbing excitedly as soon as they see me. The one -holding my trombone says something to them and they shut up and get -back into the water. They push me to the edge of the bank and then one -of them takes hold of my legs and pulls me into the river on his back. -He almost sinks before the others can grab me too and help him out, -and even at that they are as far down as low 'E on the doghouse when -they start out for the large island almost in the center of the river. -This must be their main village, I figure, and it turns out that I am -right. Once we get to the village they untie my arms and hand me my -horn. I guess they figure I can't get off the island now. - - * * * * * - -Well, I don't know what I'm in for, but whatever it is, it is postponed -for a while because they take me to a small hut and leave me. There is -nothing in the hut except a pile of pale purple straw in one of the -corners, but I don't need anything else. I am plenty weary and I flop -on the straw and am asleep in a minute. - -When I awake again, it is morning. I get up and walk to the door and -there are four or five of the duck men standing nearby. They see me -come out and they smile, but when I start to move about, they point -back into the hut and so I go back in and sit down. I am still sitting -there when some others come in with some trays of food. These are a -lot lighter green in the faces and I guess they must be the women of -the race. They have a lot of stuff that looks like purple lettuce, and -different vegetable-looking things on the trays, and they act as if I -am to eat them. After I taste them they are not so bad. I even drink a -cup of the yellow water, and it is not so bad either, only sweeter than -I would want ordinarily. - -Once I have finished, I go back outside. Right in front of the door is -the duck man which carried my slush pump on the walk yesterday, and -when he sees me he smiles and comes over and hits me on the back with -his hand. I do the same to him and he smiles wider. This means we are -friends, I figure, like shaking hands, so I smile too. He motions for -me to come with him. - -Some of the others come with us, and we walk all around the village -which is not so large. My friend seems to be the head man. He walks -with me, and the rest stay a little behind. I am being treated like I -have the key to the city. All around are the small huts like the one I -slept in, and there isn't much else to the town except for a couple of -larger buildings which are made of the same purple wood that the huts -are made of. I figure that if three people occupy each hut, there are -maybe six hundred altogether in the town. There are some other villages -on the islands I can see, but they are not so large. - -After we have toured for an hour or two, the chief takes me to one -of the large buildings and we go inside. City hall, I think. And -sure enough we go right to the mayor's office, which is a little -room partitioned off from the rest. There are a couple of stools or -something there, and the mayor hops up on one with his thin legs -underneath him. I sit on the other. He smiles and I smile, and I think -this is getting pretty dull and maybe it would be better if he weren't -so friendly because anyway I would have some action. I think I will get -away and go over and try a few numbers on the horn. - -Finally after we sit there smiling for some time, he points to himself. - -"Ogroo," he says. His name. - -So I hit myself on the chest and tell him my name. - -Then he walks around the room and points to the stools and the table -and the walls. He says words at each one. He is trying to teach me -their language, so I repeat each one after him. We play this little -game for quite a while and then we have food brought in. While we are -eating, Ogroo is telling me the name of what I am chewing on and it -doesn't taste nearly as good as it did when I knew it was plain food -only. - -When we finish eating, Ogroo gets up and takes me back to our hut. I -am supposed to stay there, I see. Anyway I think I will get out a few -riffs just to keep in practice, so I go inside for my slush pump. It -isn't there. - -So this is why the so and so was keeping me away all the time he did, I -say to myself. I am plenty burned up, but there is nothing I can do. - -When Ogroo shows up the next morning, I try to tell him about it, but -he pretends not to understand. Instead we go through the same routine -as the day before, only we eat in another room and he shows me some new -words. - - * * * * * - -Well, the horn doesn't show up and I can tell my lip is slipping out -of shape. It is now three weeks since I got into this place and I have -nothing different. I am able to talk to the duck men, though, and I -will say for Ogroo that he is a good teacher since I am never more than -a poor C in languages when I am in school. - -And then one day Ogroo says to me, "Mac, I am happy to tell you that we -have located the object which you call a trombone. One of the men took -it and has had it hidden. He feared it was a thing of evil power. I -assured him it was not, though I was not so sure myself. I hope that I -was correct." - -"Ogroo, old boy," I tell him, "the trombone is strictly a thing of -good power as I will show you if you will produce it. It is a thing of -music." - -"Why, Mac," says Ogroo, "why did you not say this before. We have music -too. It is our great pride." - - * * * * * - -Now during the time the mayor has been educating me, there is one of -the large buildings which I have never been in. I have asked Ogroo -about this and he has always said they were saving it as a surprise for -me. But now he gets up and starts out the door. - -"You will know of the surprise at last," he says. - -And he leads me to the big barn which has always been closed. - -Well you can hang me for a long-hair when we get inside, for there are -about two hundred of the duck people shuffling around like a flock -of jitterbugs, and ten or twelve players are giving out with some -corny rhythm on a raised platform for a bandstand. They have about -three-fourths percussion, mostly tom-tom-like drums, but there are -a few gut buckets of some kind which they do not appear to play for -nothing. - -Ogroo looks at me. - -"Is it not magnificent?" he says. - -"Well," I say, "it is all right, but where I come from it is done in -a slightly different manner. I shall be happy to show you if you will -kindly produce my horn." - -I can hardly wait to lay my lip into a solid beat the more I listen to -these ickies peeling it off the cob, and when one of the men finally -brings in old Susie, I kiss her lovingly. She is in fine shape. - -Old Ogroo stops the noise. He makes an announcement, and everything is -quiet as I step up with my slush pump. It is like Goodman at Carnegie -Hall. - -Everybody crowds around as I give out with the _Royal Garden Blues_. -I see I have them overcome and I begin to send softly as I hear one -of the boys pick up the beat in the background. He is not so awful -at that. After I have taken two choruses, one of the gut buckets has -picked up the melody and I dub in the harmony for him. The crowd is -beginning to sway slightly when I slide into _Rose Room_ and pretty -soon they are on the jump until it is worse than a bunch of the -alligators at a Krupa concert. All in all it is a very successful -performance indeed. - -By the time I have finished, I see that I have first chair cinched, and -the crowd is eating out of my hand. - -This is by no means the last performance I give. I soon have the duck -men in the band playing the best jive they can give out with, but it is -rather sorry without any reeds and only one brass. They are entirely -unable to play any wind instruments, though, so I am forced to make the -best of it. - -We play for three or four hours, and when old Ogroo and I finally leave -the hall, I am cheered all down the line. I am really terrific. - -"Mac," Ogroo tells me when we are outside, "you are wonderful. We -appreciate music and in fact it is the biggest thing in our lives here. -But you are lucky that we are the ones that found you on your arrival -and not the animal men from the woods. They are very ignorant, and your -trombone would have meant nothing to them." - -Well, this is the first time I have heard about these animal men, and -I figure maybe they are a little closer to civilization than Ogroo -thinks. I ask him about them. - -"They are our enemies," he says, "and are much stronger than we. They -control all the land surrounding us, but on the water we have the best -of them and they never try to attack us here. However we must venture -into the forests sometimes, and then we are in constant danger. Many of -us are killed or captured each year." - -I think no more about this, however, and I spend my time playing for -the concerts they have every day. I am very popular with one and -all. But a few weeks afterwards, Ogroo asks me to join one of their -expeditions into the forests. - -"We have to gather our monthly food crop," he says. "And everyone in -the community has to do his share. As you are now one of us, it is only -fitting that you come along." - -Well, of course I clap Ogroo on the back and tell him I will be very -pleased to go, and, in fact, I am not worried much about their enemies -because I am a good hundred pounds heavier than any of the duck men -and I figured I will be plenty for these animal people to handle. As -it turns out, I am right in this respect, but I hit one bad note which -almost costs me my life and very possibly does so for my friends. - -There are about twenty of us that start out. Each one is carrying two -large baskets made out of the purple reeds which grow in the swampy -lowlands of the islands. Before we begin, I tell Ogroo that I will swim -over if he will carry my baskets, but he does not understand what I -mean until I dive into the river and demonstrate. This exhibition is -a great surprise to everyone, as they have never seen anything like -it before. When I have climbed out on the other bank, the rest of the -party jumps in and floats over rapidly. Then we begin walking toward -the deep purple forests. - -We hustle around all morning, and there is no trouble. What we are -gathering is some kind of mushroom that grows around the foot of the -trees, and we are looking for certain vegetables which have to have -the shade to amount to anything. It is in the afternoon shortly before -we are ready to depart that one of the men who is acting as a lookout -gives the alarm. There is a group of animal men hunting in the woods -and they have spotted us. I am curious to see how these men appear and -I hang back some while the others run as fast as they can on their -webbed feet toward the river; they are luckily near the water, for they -could never outdistance these land people. - -Well, I know I can catch up, so, as I say, I wait a couple of seconds. -But when I have a gander at our enemies, I am off faster than a -sixty-fourth beat, and it is none too soon. As a matter of fact, it is -a wonder that I am able to run at all, for what I see charging at me -is about ten big two-headed monsters running on four legs sometimes, -and sometimes on two. They are not quite as large as a man when they -stand up, but they are enough to send me heading for the river. I dive -in just before they get there and I am churning the water like the -_Queen Mary_ when I hit the island. Then I look around to see what has -happened. The monsters are lined up at the edge of the river watching -us, but they do not try to cross over. They are pointing at me and -acting excited, and Ogroo laughs. - -"They have never seen anything like you," he says. "But we are safe now -for they cannot--what did you call it--swim?" - -I say that is very lucky indeed, as they are remarkably tough appearing -babies, but we do not bother any more with them and pretty soon they -have disappeared into the forests. It is over a week later that I -realize the bad note I hit and what it is going to do to us. - - * * * * * - -I am sitting on a rock near the island's edge this morning trying to -work a little oil out of some plants I have found. I wish to apply some -of this to my slip-horn, as the action is getting somewhat gummy and I -have neglected to bring any of these necessities with me when I ride -out of Benny's. While I am doing this, I see some of the animal men -come out of the forest and start toward the river. This is odd since I -am told they never do this. They do not see me so I stay where I am, -and I see two of them talking and arguing with the others. These two -seem to have some idea, and the rest are telling them no and shaking -all their heads to do it. It must be a real argument, I think, with two -mouths to speak with at the same time. I wonder if one of these animals -could get two part harmony with a pair of trumpets, but then I recall -that they are strictly ickies, as old Ogroo has explained to me. - -So I watch them some more, and pretty soon the two who are talking most -jump right into the river and begin to throw their legs up and down and -flail their arms, and they are soon moving across the water just as if -they could swim. In fact they are swimming, and this excites me greatly -since Ogroo has said they could not do this. I get up quick and begin -to hunt Ogroo and luckily I find him right away. I tell him what is -taking place and he is also greatly excited. - -"I'm afraid we have done it now, Mac," he says to me as we run back to -where I saw the animal men. "Those creatures are highly imitative--it -is the only way they seem to gain any new skill--and they must have -been thinking over what they saw when they watched you swim away from -them last week." - -By the time he has told me this we are back where I have left my -trombone, and are just in time to see the last of the group jump into -the river. They are able to make the nearest island, which has a small -village of maybe fifty people. Well, I do not like this part of my -story much and I will cut it short. What happens is that the animal men -wipe out that little village in ten minutes and right before our eyes. -The animals are extremely happy and we see them grinning with their -ugly double faces as they return to shore. - -"Quick," says Ogroo, "we have only a little time. They will bring the -rest of their tribe immediately and attack all the rest of our islands. -We must hide." - -I grab my horn and we hurry to notify our own village. But we are -stopped. There is no place to go. - -Then we hear the menacing roar of the animal men. As we turn, they can -be seen jumping into the river one by one. There are hundreds of them. - -I turn resignedly to Ogroo. I start to tell him that we must get -something to defend ourselves with, but the people are so paralyzed -with fear that I know we can never do it. And then before I can say -anything, I see the villagers coming slowly toward Ogroo and me. They -seem very angry indeed. - -Ogroo speaks hurriedly. "They are after you, Mac. You're the one that -showed the animal men how to swim and they are after you. In the state -they are in, you will probably be killed. I'll try to reason with them, -but it is almost certain to be useless, for they might even be after -me. I have been your sponsor." - -He claps me on the back and then starts toward his people. I do not -know what to do. I can see a detachment of the animal people not more -than a hundred yards off shore, and the duck men are moving angrily -toward me not much farther away. I see them push Ogroo aside as he -begins to say something to them. - -I move my trombone nervously. And suddenly I see my only chance. I am -shaking before I start, but I fit the mouth-piece to my lip and begin -to blow. I take a fast scale and I hit the B-natural for _Stardust_ at -least an octave higher than it was ever played before. I have got to -ride high and fast. - -Well, I close my eyes and I am shaking so that I hardly notice the -vibrations of the horn begin, but when I reach the E in the third -measure, I know I am feeling what I felt in Benny's. So I keep pushing -it, and the last I remember I am trying to reach the high C closing. - -That is when I pass out.... - - * * * * * - -When I come to this time, I am almost afraid to open my eyes. My ears -are still buzzing, and I am just beginning to realize weakly what has -happened when I hear voices around me which are not part of the score. -They are speaking in English. I open my eyes then, and look around. - -I find that I am surrounded by a crowd of people who are saying to -one another to give him air and to take it easy, and I perceive that -I am on a city sidewalk, and in fact, as I look up, I see that it is -somewhere on Fifty-Second Street. A perfect landing for a tail gate -artist, I think as I sit up. - - * * * * * - -When the crowd sees me do this they move in even closer, all the time -telling one another to give me air, but finally one of them claims that -he is a doctor and he helps me up and I go with him and another man in -uniform who is probably a policeman. They tell me that they are taking -me to a hospital, and I do not remember much after that. When I wake up -again, I am in the hospital. - -A doctor has hold of my wrist, and when he sees me open my eyes he -says, "How are you feeling now?" - -I tell him okay. - -"Well," he says, "you seem to have had quite a shock, and perhaps -you do not want to discuss it now, but your manner of dress and this -instrument which you have brought with you have excited my curiosity no -little." - -I see that my trombone is on the table near him. - -"Why no, I do not mind telling you," I say, "though you might find it -hard to believe what I have gone through. But first--where am I and -what month is it?" - -The doctor lets go of my wrist. - -"You are in New York," he says, "and it is September of the year -Twenty-five O Seven." - -"Just a minute," I say, "I must misunderstand you. I thought you said -the year was Twenty-five O Seven." - -"That is what I did say," says the doc. - -"But that cannot be true," I tell him. "Why I was born in 1914 and it -is not possible for me to be living at such a period in history." - -He picks up my wrist again. - -"You are a little excited," he says, "and I think you had better get a -bit more rest. Then we can talk this thing over later." - -I see him say something to the nurse who is standing in the doorway all -this time, and she nods as he goes out. I start to call to him but I -figure it is no use. So I go back to sleep. - -The second time I wake up, the doc is back and he has four other men -with him. They are sitting in chairs around the room watching me; as -soon as they see I am awake they come over to my bed. - -"These men are very much interested in your case," the doctor tells -me. "I have been telling them about your statement and the strange -circumstances attending your appearance on Fifty-Second Street today. -Now I feel that you have had enough rest and I want you to tell them -the entire story." - -Well, I know they will figure I am off the beat, but I start at -the beginning and relate the whole story anyway. They do not say a -word until I have finished. Then they look at each other and have a -whispered session on the other side of the room. Finally one of them -speaks up. - -"Mr. McRae," he says, "we want to question you a little further if you -don't mind. Will you please put on your clothes and come with us?" - -I do like they say since there is nothing else for me to do, and when -I am dressed they take me down the hall to a big light room which is -practically all glass, and they ask me to sit down at a large table. - -"Now, Mr. McRae," the first doc says, "I want you to do something for -me." - -He hands me ten little blocks of different sizes and informs me that I -am to place them in the proper holes in a board which he has ready for -just that purpose. I do as he asks. - -These seems to surprise him, but he is all set with another test, and I -spend the rest of the afternoon playing these little games, until I am -plenty weary of it and I say so to him. - -"Well," he says, "as you likely know, we have been trying to determine -your sanity. I will say that you have demonstrated yourself to be -entirely normal." - -"That is fine," I say, "but now that we have decided that will someone -kindly tell me what is this business about Twenty-Five O Seven--and -what has been happening to me anyhow." - -Another of the doctors answers me. - -"There seems to be only one other explanation," he says, "one which we -are reluctant to accept but which we must consider if your story is -true. You have been in a fourth dimension. The passage of time there -is something that we know nothing of, and it is possible that the few -months you spent in it were equivalent to the centuries which have -passed in this dimension. You have apparently evolved a unique and -purely personal method for entering and leaving the fourth dimension, -and since it seems entirely dependent on your own physical skill -together with a large element of chance, it is of little value for -scientific exploitation. That is the pity." - -While he is giving out this statement, the rest of the doctors grow -very excited, and soon as he has finished they begin throwing questions -at him about curvature of space and Neilson's theory and a lot of other -stuff which is very confusing to me indeed. - -Finally I stop them. - -"If you will kindly return my trombone," I tell them, "I will be on my -way, as I do not know anything of all this and I would like to get out -and see what it is like in Twenty-Five O Seven A.D." - -"Of course, of course," says the first doctor who is the one who -brought me to the hospital. "It is very thoughtless of us. I shall get -your instrument and you can come home with me until you are able to -adjust yourself to our way of living. It will be a great pleasure to -show you what we have accomplished in the time since you can remember, -though I must say that none of us has done what you have." - -He laughs a little at that, and I figure he is a nice guy, so I say I -will be happy to accept his offer. - -I go home with him and he introduces me to his wife who is a very nice -appearing female. He tells her all about me and he keeps saying how -remarkable it is all the time. - - * * * * * - -It is the next morning when I come down to breakfast that I meet the -doctor's daughter, who is a very lovely little number of about twenty, -and I see that my stay is going to be a very pleasant one indeed. - -She says, "Dad has been telling me all about you, Mr. McRae, and I'm -going to see to it that you really see the New York of Twenty-Five -O Seven. He wants to drag you to a lot of stuffy old lectures and -scientific conventions, and exhibits you like a freak, but I'm taking -charge today." - -I remark that that will be fine. - -Well, we start right out, and it is amazing what has been done in my -absence. Ann--that is the little number's name--tells me about the -change in one thing and another; they are now taking vacations on Venus -and Mars, and it is merely a matter of a couple of hours to get to San -Francisco or London. Of course this is all very interesting, but I am -interested in what they are doing in the musical line. I tell Ann this. - -"We are in luck," she says, "for there is a concert tonight up in -Albany and you will be able to hear all the finest music there." - -"I do not wish to hear the long hairs play," I tell her. "Let us go -down along Fifty-Second Street and listen to a little barrelhouse. That -is my racket." - -"There is no musical organization on Fifty-Second Street," Ann says. -"We do all our listening and looking at concerts like this one in -Albany, and it is the only sort of music we have." - -By this time we are home, so I ask Ann if she would like to hear how -we played it back in the Twentieth Century. She replies that she -would, but not to let her father, the doc, know about it because he -is something of a bug on the modern music and considers the old style -quite degenerate. - -I laugh at this. "What he means by the old style is probably something -I have never heard," I say. "You must remember that I am almost six -hundred years old, so my style is practically antique. Why, your father -did not even know that my horn was a musical instrument until I told -him my story, and it is indeed a shame that there are not a few old -Beiderbecke platters around so you all could hear what you've been -missing." - -Well, I have not played the old slush pump since I escaped from the -fourth dimension, so I am careful when I pick it up, but after I have -tried a few runs I say I am all set. Ann is very curious, and she makes -me tell her how it works, as it seems they use instruments altogether -different in these concerts we are going to. I explain how the wind -goes around and all, and then I move into _I'm Getting Sentimental Over -You_. I am very mellow, and T. Dorsey couldn't have sounded any better -in the little concert I give. Ann is very overcome. - -"It is beautiful," she says when I have finished. "Are there words to -it?" - -I tell her there are, but that I do not know them, so she hums softly -as I take another chorus. She has a lovely voice, and I say that -tomorrow I will write down the words to some other numbers and let her -practice them with me. - -When the doctor hears we are going to the concert that evening, he says -that he wishes to come along. We get to Albany in about five minutes, -so fast that I see nothing in the journey once we have left the New -York airport where the doc keeps his plane, and we enter the auditorium -in perfect time. As we go in, I am very surprised to see everyone -staring at me, since I have borrowed one of the doctor's suits for the -occasion and look just like anyone else. And then everyone stands and -begins cheering me until I am very embarrassed indeed. I look at Ann -and the doctor. They are both smiling. - -"You know now that you have become a celebrity," whispers Ann. "We -didn't want to let you know right away, but the papers have been full -of your story." - -So I smile and bow to the crowd, which keeps on clapping. It is very -pleasing. - -Finally, however, the noise stops and the curtain raises. There on the -stage are about thirty or forty musicians, and behind them is a large -screen like in a moving picture house. Also there are a lot of electric -cords in sight, and I cannot figure what they are for until I notice -that each instrument is wired like an electric guitar. - -When the conductor comes on, everybody claps a little more, and then -he turns to the orchestra. What I hear after that is something I never -expect to hear in my life. All those electric instruments begin to -vibrate, and on the screen behind them all sorts of shapes and colors -begin to flash and then disappear. This keeps up as long as the number -lasts. - -"You are now seeing music as well as hearing it," the doctor tells me. - -"I never saw any like that before," I say. "All the music I've ever -seen has been the regular dot variety; do the men play from those -flashes?" - -"Why no," the doc smiles. "Those symbols that you see are the result -of the electric impulse as the musicians strike certain notes on their -instruments. They are never the same, and to me they are vastly -intriguing. Strictly, it was lousy." - -"Oh," I say. - -The following day Ann informs me that we are going on a picnic and asks -me will I please bring my trombone along and teach her a few songs. - -About eleven o'clock we get in Ann's plane, and in no time we are down -in Virginia in a nice little spot by a small stream. - -"I often come down here," Ann says. "It is one of the best places I -know." - -There is something that seems awfully strange to me, and I finally -realize that it is the green grass of the meadow and the trees, after -the icky purple I have been used to for the past few months. I tell Ann -about this and about how beautiful the green looks, but I add that it -is still not as lovely as she is. - -She says that is very nice, and then as I stand up from spreading the -picnic cloth, she is standing beside me, so I put my arms around her -and then I am kissing her and she is kissing me and it is very pleasant -indeed. I see that this is much better than any fourth dimension. - -Finally we get around to eating the lunch Ann has brought, and I keep -saying how lovely she is, which I also mean. And she is saying I am -pretty fine too, and we pass some little time like this. - -But after a while Ann says, "Mac, will you play for me now? I love to -hear you." - -So I say I will if she will sing and I give her the words to _The St. -Louis Blues_, which I have written out. I hit it soft and easy for one -chorus to give her the melody, and then she takes the beat. Well, I -have not realized it before, but her voice is plenty schmalz and it is -a shame she is not living in my time, for she would be a cinch to panic -them anywhere. - -After that she does _The Memphis Blues_ also, and she has me riding -beautifully to keep her up there. She is wonderful. - -"You are the one who is wonderful," she says. "I have never heard music -like you can get out of that trombone. Play something else, darling, -won't you?" I slip into _If I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate_, and as -I play, Ann moves over beside me. - -"Lovely," she whispers. - -With that I am really carried away and I hear her humming softly as I -modulate into _Tea for Two_. I am giving it a real ride, and then I -feel it coming over me again. I am in a panic. I try to stop playing, -but I can't, and my body is vibrating something terrible. - -I dimly hear Ann crying, "Mac, Mac, ..." as I sink off. - -That is the last I can remember.... - - * * * * * - -When I come out of it this time, someone is pounding me on the back. - -"Ann?" I say hopefully, but I know inside that it will be useless. - -"Beautiful going, Mac. Beautiful," someone is saying. - -"What?" I ask blankly. - -"That _Stardust_. Boy, you were really out of the world on that one." - -Then I open my eyes and look up. It is Ernie Martin, our sax player, -who has the chair next to me in Benny's. - -I look around. I am back in Benny's. As I put down my slip-horn there -is a scattering of applause from the tables. - -Someone shouts at me. I close my eyes, but the noise is still there. I -keep my eyes closed, and then I hear music. - -Ernie is hitting me with his elbow. - -"Get in," he says. - -I hear the boys beating out _Rosetta_. - -"Take it up," say Ernie. "Get hep, kid." - -"Me?" I says sort of foggy like. "Oh, no--not me. Leastways not -tonight." - -I pick up old Susie and walk to the door. I wonder if maybe there's -such a thing as being too hep. - -*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE BAND PLAYED ON *** - -Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will -be renamed. - -Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright -law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, -so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the -United States without permission and without paying copyright -royalties. Special rules, set forth in the General Terms of Use part -of this license, apply to copying and distributing Project -Gutenberg-tm electronic works to protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm -concept and trademark. 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Shook</h2> - -<p>[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from<br /> -Astonishing Stories, June 1942.<br /> -Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that<br /> -the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]</p> - -</div> - -<hr class="chap" /> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/illus.jpg" alt=""/> -</div> - -<hr class="chap" /> - -<p>I'm playing trombone in a little five-piece combo at Benny's Bar and -Grill when it happens. At the time we are slightly enlarged by the -presence of four of Bill Gundry's boys who are working out at the park -and have dropped by to sit in after they have finished, and also we -have present Eddie Smith and Mart Allen, who are a clarinet and trumpet -from The Pines.</p> - -<p>Benny's is the local hangout for all the musicians in town, which is -the main reason I'm playing there; one night Whiteman himself shows, -when his band is working a theatre job at the Palace.</p> - -<p>During the early part of the night we play our own arrangements off the -paper, but after about one o'clock we are liable to be jamming with -any of the boys who can find seats—like this night I'm telling you -about.</p> - -<p>When I first notice it we are giving out on the <i>Jazz Me Blues</i>, which -is a fine ensemble number, and we are hitting it in a fast Dixieland. -I'm ragging the beat and I can feel the old slush pump tremble, but -I figure it's because I'm really solid at the moment and I keep on -sending.</p> - -<p>Well, we clean up the <i>Jazz Me's</i> and I'm still hot so I hit right on -the B-natural for <i>Stardust</i>, with the boys jumping in, and we take it -slow and mellow through one chorus together. Then I stand up for a solo -on the second, and that is when it happens.</p> - -<p>I don't know exactly what takes place, but I'm riding as I reach out -for a high one that's really out of the world. I feel the pump tremble -again, and then what happens is that I am really out of the world.</p> - -<p>I mean <i>I'm actually out of the world</i>!</p> - -<p>The vibrations from the trombone shoot right up my arms, and then -my whole body is shaking. I can't stop it. The lights fade away and -I'm trembling so I can't even hear the music ... and then I'm not -shaking any more, but Benny's is not there or I'm not there, and it is -daylight, which is crazy because it is only two A.M.</p> - -<p>I am still kind of weak as I look around, and then I'm weaker still. -The least thing, I figured, was that I had had a spasm or something -and was in a hospital and it was the next day. But when I look around -again I know this is no hospital. I'm lying on a big flat rock and I am -dressed just as I was at Benny's. I even have my slip-horn beside me.</p> - -<p>But the thing that gives me the jumps is the grass. It is all purple. -And the trees and everything around have purple leaves where they -should be green. I look at my coat. It is a light blue. My pants are -black and my skin is white. Then I look at the grass beside me. I -reach out and pick a handful. It is plenty purple all right. And I'm -thinking as I look at it there in my hand that there is no place in the -world where the trees and plants are purple. No place in the world....</p> - -<p>I know I am not asleep, but tell myself, "whenever you read about -anything like this happening, the hero always thinks he is asleep at -first and pinches himself to find out whether he is or not." So I reach -over for my slush pump and give it a good blast. I hear it all right. -Just to make sure, I do pinch myself lightly, but it is no soap. I am -here and the grass is still purple. I get up off the rock and walk -about.</p> - -<p>When I stand up I find that I am in a large meadow with nothing more in -sight than the rocks here and there and a few trees. The purple grass -is nearly knee-high. There is no sense in staying where I am, so I pick -up my trombone and begin hiking. After I have walked a couple of miles, -maybe, I come to a river. I am not surprised to find that the water is -a deep yellow. Nothing will surprise me now.</p> - -<p>There must be some settlement along this river if there is anyone -living around here, I figure, so I follow along the way the water is -flowing. Three or four hours I tramp, and this is something I am not -used to. My feet are getting plenty beat and I take up the old bleater -and try <i>The Stars and Stripes Forever</i>, the only march I can think of. -This helps me stumble along in two-four time a while, but it uses up -what wind I have left, and pretty soon I am forced to sit down and rest.</p> - -<p>Well, I guess I doze off while I am resting, for when I come out of it -I find myself tied up tighter than a drum, and there in front of me are -four men or animals or something examining my trombone.</p> - -<p>"Hey," I say.</p> - -<p>At that they turn around and stare at me and I stare even harder at -them. And then I bust out laughing. For they look like four grown up -Donald Ducks. They have duck bills for mouths, and their feet are -webbed, but they have arms instead of wings. Their bodies are covered -with feathers, except for their heads which have a greenish skin and -would almost be human if it weren't for those bills and the green color.</p> - -<p>They begin to gab among themselves and I am surprised because I am -expecting to hear them quack like ducks. Their voices are low-pitched -and they talk way down in their throats something like German, but -though I don't understand it, I know it isn't. They are talking about -me, I can tell, and finally one of them comes over and unties my feet -and legs. But he leaves my arms fastened. He motions for me to get up. -I do and we start down the river with one of them carrying my slip-horn -and walking beside me, and the others floating on the water like their -barnyard relatives. This is the way we come to their town.</p> - -<p>It is only a short distance before the river widens considerably, and -I can see that it is dotted with little islands. The three men who are -swimming come close to shore and they walk with the one guarding me, -pointing out at one of the islands as they speak. I gather that they -don't know how to take me out there. One of them gestures at the water -and then at me, but I shake my head no. They gab some more.</p> - -<p>Finally one of them hops into the water and swims to the nearest -island. He is back in a flash with about ten other duck men who -immediately begin gabbing excitedly as soon as they see me. The one -holding my trombone says something to them and they shut up and get -back into the water. They push me to the edge of the bank and then one -of them takes hold of my legs and pulls me into the river on his back. -He almost sinks before the others can grab me too and help him out, -and even at that they are as far down as low 'E on the doghouse when -they start out for the large island almost in the center of the river. -This must be their main village, I figure, and it turns out that I am -right. Once we get to the village they untie my arms and hand me my -horn. I guess they figure I can't get off the island now.</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>Well, I don't know what I'm in for, but whatever it is, it is postponed -for a while because they take me to a small hut and leave me. There is -nothing in the hut except a pile of pale purple straw in one of the -corners, but I don't need anything else. I am plenty weary and I flop -on the straw and am asleep in a minute.</p> - -<p>When I awake again, it is morning. I get up and walk to the door and -there are four or five of the duck men standing nearby. They see me -come out and they smile, but when I start to move about, they point -back into the hut and so I go back in and sit down. I am still sitting -there when some others come in with some trays of food. These are a -lot lighter green in the faces and I guess they must be the women of -the race. They have a lot of stuff that looks like purple lettuce, and -different vegetable-looking things on the trays, and they act as if I -am to eat them. After I taste them they are not so bad. I even drink a -cup of the yellow water, and it is not so bad either, only sweeter than -I would want ordinarily.</p> - -<p>Once I have finished, I go back outside. Right in front of the door is -the duck man which carried my slush pump on the walk yesterday, and -when he sees me he smiles and comes over and hits me on the back with -his hand. I do the same to him and he smiles wider. This means we are -friends, I figure, like shaking hands, so I smile too. He motions for -me to come with him.</p> - -<p>Some of the others come with us, and we walk all around the village -which is not so large. My friend seems to be the head man. He walks -with me, and the rest stay a little behind. I am being treated like I -have the key to the city. All around are the small huts like the one I -slept in, and there isn't much else to the town except for a couple of -larger buildings which are made of the same purple wood that the huts -are made of. I figure that if three people occupy each hut, there are -maybe six hundred altogether in the town. There are some other villages -on the islands I can see, but they are not so large.</p> - -<p>After we have toured for an hour or two, the chief takes me to one -of the large buildings and we go inside. City hall, I think. And -sure enough we go right to the mayor's office, which is a little -room partitioned off from the rest. There are a couple of stools or -something there, and the mayor hops up on one with his thin legs -underneath him. I sit on the other. He smiles and I smile, and I think -this is getting pretty dull and maybe it would be better if he weren't -so friendly because anyway I would have some action. I think I will get -away and go over and try a few numbers on the horn.</p> - -<p>Finally after we sit there smiling for some time, he points to himself.</p> - -<p>"Ogroo," he says. His name.</p> - -<p>So I hit myself on the chest and tell him my name.</p> - -<p>Then he walks around the room and points to the stools and the table -and the walls. He says words at each one. He is trying to teach me -their language, so I repeat each one after him. We play this little -game for quite a while and then we have food brought in. While we are -eating, Ogroo is telling me the name of what I am chewing on and it -doesn't taste nearly as good as it did when I knew it was plain food -only.</p> - -<p>When we finish eating, Ogroo gets up and takes me back to our hut. I -am supposed to stay there, I see. Anyway I think I will get out a few -riffs just to keep in practice, so I go inside for my slush pump. It -isn't there.</p> - -<p>So this is why the so and so was keeping me away all the time he did, I -say to myself. I am plenty burned up, but there is nothing I can do.</p> - -<p>When Ogroo shows up the next morning, I try to tell him about it, but -he pretends not to understand. Instead we go through the same routine -as the day before, only we eat in another room and he shows me some new -words.</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>Well, the horn doesn't show up and I can tell my lip is slipping out -of shape. It is now three weeks since I got into this place and I have -nothing different. I am able to talk to the duck men, though, and I -will say for Ogroo that he is a good teacher since I am never more than -a poor C in languages when I am in school.</p> - -<p>And then one day Ogroo says to me, "Mac, I am happy to tell you that we -have located the object which you call a trombone. One of the men took -it and has had it hidden. He feared it was a thing of evil power. I -assured him it was not, though I was not so sure myself. I hope that I -was correct."</p> - -<p>"Ogroo, old boy," I tell him, "the trombone is strictly a thing of -good power as I will show you if you will produce it. It is a thing of -music."</p> - -<p>"Why, Mac," says Ogroo, "why did you not say this before. We have music -too. It is our great pride."</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>Now during the time the mayor has been educating me, there is one of -the large buildings which I have never been in. I have asked Ogroo -about this and he has always said they were saving it as a surprise for -me. But now he gets up and starts out the door.</p> - -<p>"You will know of the surprise at last," he says.</p> - -<p>And he leads me to the big barn which has always been closed.</p> - -<p>Well you can hang me for a long-hair when we get inside, for there are -about two hundred of the duck people shuffling around like a flock -of jitterbugs, and ten or twelve players are giving out with some -corny rhythm on a raised platform for a bandstand. They have about -three-fourths percussion, mostly tom-tom-like drums, but there are -a few gut buckets of some kind which they do not appear to play for -nothing.</p> - -<p>Ogroo looks at me.</p> - -<p>"Is it not magnificent?" he says.</p> - -<p>"Well," I say, "it is all right, but where I come from it is done in -a slightly different manner. I shall be happy to show you if you will -kindly produce my horn."</p> - -<p>I can hardly wait to lay my lip into a solid beat the more I listen to -these ickies peeling it off the cob, and when one of the men finally -brings in old Susie, I kiss her lovingly. She is in fine shape.</p> - -<p>Old Ogroo stops the noise. He makes an announcement, and everything is -quiet as I step up with my slush pump. It is like Goodman at Carnegie -Hall.</p> - -<p>Everybody crowds around as I give out with the <i>Royal Garden Blues</i>. -I see I have them overcome and I begin to send softly as I hear one -of the boys pick up the beat in the background. He is not so awful -at that. After I have taken two choruses, one of the gut buckets has -picked up the melody and I dub in the harmony for him. The crowd is -beginning to sway slightly when I slide into <i>Rose Room</i> and pretty -soon they are on the jump until it is worse than a bunch of the -alligators at a Krupa concert. All in all it is a very successful -performance indeed.</p> - -<p>By the time I have finished, I see that I have first chair cinched, and -the crowd is eating out of my hand.</p> - -<p>This is by no means the last performance I give. I soon have the duck -men in the band playing the best jive they can give out with, but it is -rather sorry without any reeds and only one brass. They are entirely -unable to play any wind instruments, though, so I am forced to make the -best of it.</p> - -<p>We play for three or four hours, and when old Ogroo and I finally leave -the hall, I am cheered all down the line. I am really terrific.</p> - -<p>"Mac," Ogroo tells me when we are outside, "you are wonderful. We -appreciate music and in fact it is the biggest thing in our lives here. -But you are lucky that we are the ones that found you on your arrival -and not the animal men from the woods. They are very ignorant, and your -trombone would have meant nothing to them."</p> - -<p>Well, this is the first time I have heard about these animal men, and -I figure maybe they are a little closer to civilization than Ogroo -thinks. I ask him about them.</p> - -<p>"They are our enemies," he says, "and are much stronger than we. They -control all the land surrounding us, but on the water we have the best -of them and they never try to attack us here. However we must venture -into the forests sometimes, and then we are in constant danger. Many of -us are killed or captured each year."</p> - -<p>I think no more about this, however, and I spend my time playing for -the concerts they have every day. I am very popular with one and -all. But a few weeks afterwards, Ogroo asks me to join one of their -expeditions into the forests.</p> - -<p>"We have to gather our monthly food crop," he says. "And everyone in -the community has to do his share. As you are now one of us, it is only -fitting that you come along."</p> - -<p>Well, of course I clap Ogroo on the back and tell him I will be very -pleased to go, and, in fact, I am not worried much about their enemies -because I am a good hundred pounds heavier than any of the duck men -and I figured I will be plenty for these animal people to handle. As -it turns out, I am right in this respect, but I hit one bad note which -almost costs me my life and very possibly does so for my friends.</p> - -<p>There are about twenty of us that start out. Each one is carrying two -large baskets made out of the purple reeds which grow in the swampy -lowlands of the islands. Before we begin, I tell Ogroo that I will swim -over if he will carry my baskets, but he does not understand what I -mean until I dive into the river and demonstrate. This exhibition is -a great surprise to everyone, as they have never seen anything like -it before. When I have climbed out on the other bank, the rest of the -party jumps in and floats over rapidly. Then we begin walking toward -the deep purple forests.</p> - -<p>We hustle around all morning, and there is no trouble. What we are -gathering is some kind of mushroom that grows around the foot of the -trees, and we are looking for certain vegetables which have to have -the shade to amount to anything. It is in the afternoon shortly before -we are ready to depart that one of the men who is acting as a lookout -gives the alarm. There is a group of animal men hunting in the woods -and they have spotted us. I am curious to see how these men appear and -I hang back some while the others run as fast as they can on their -webbed feet toward the river; they are luckily near the water, for they -could never outdistance these land people.</p> - -<p>Well, I know I can catch up, so, as I say, I wait a couple of seconds. -But when I have a gander at our enemies, I am off faster than a -sixty-fourth beat, and it is none too soon. As a matter of fact, it is -a wonder that I am able to run at all, for what I see charging at me -is about ten big two-headed monsters running on four legs sometimes, -and sometimes on two. They are not quite as large as a man when they -stand up, but they are enough to send me heading for the river. I dive -in just before they get there and I am churning the water like the -<i>Queen Mary</i> when I hit the island. Then I look around to see what has -happened. The monsters are lined up at the edge of the river watching -us, but they do not try to cross over. They are pointing at me and -acting excited, and Ogroo laughs.</p> - -<p>"They have never seen anything like you," he says. "But we are safe now -for they cannot—what did you call it—swim?"</p> - -<p>I say that is very lucky indeed, as they are remarkably tough appearing -babies, but we do not bother any more with them and pretty soon they -have disappeared into the forests. It is over a week later that I -realize the bad note I hit and what it is going to do to us.</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>I am sitting on a rock near the island's edge this morning trying to -work a little oil out of some plants I have found. I wish to apply some -of this to my slip-horn, as the action is getting somewhat gummy and I -have neglected to bring any of these necessities with me when I ride -out of Benny's. While I am doing this, I see some of the animal men -come out of the forest and start toward the river. This is odd since I -am told they never do this. They do not see me so I stay where I am, -and I see two of them talking and arguing with the others. These two -seem to have some idea, and the rest are telling them no and shaking -all their heads to do it. It must be a real argument, I think, with two -mouths to speak with at the same time. I wonder if one of these animals -could get two part harmony with a pair of trumpets, but then I recall -that they are strictly ickies, as old Ogroo has explained to me.</p> - -<p>So I watch them some more, and pretty soon the two who are talking most -jump right into the river and begin to throw their legs up and down and -flail their arms, and they are soon moving across the water just as if -they could swim. In fact they are swimming, and this excites me greatly -since Ogroo has said they could not do this. I get up quick and begin -to hunt Ogroo and luckily I find him right away. I tell him what is -taking place and he is also greatly excited.</p> - -<p>"I'm afraid we have done it now, Mac," he says to me as we run back to -where I saw the animal men. "Those creatures are highly imitative—it -is the only way they seem to gain any new skill—and they must have -been thinking over what they saw when they watched you swim away from -them last week."</p> - -<p>By the time he has told me this we are back where I have left my -trombone, and are just in time to see the last of the group jump into -the river. They are able to make the nearest island, which has a small -village of maybe fifty people. Well, I do not like this part of my -story much and I will cut it short. What happens is that the animal men -wipe out that little village in ten minutes and right before our eyes. -The animals are extremely happy and we see them grinning with their -ugly double faces as they return to shore.</p> - -<p>"Quick," says Ogroo, "we have only a little time. They will bring the -rest of their tribe immediately and attack all the rest of our islands. -We must hide."</p> - -<p>I grab my horn and we hurry to notify our own village. But we are -stopped. There is no place to go.</p> - -<p>Then we hear the menacing roar of the animal men. As we turn, they can -be seen jumping into the river one by one. There are hundreds of them.</p> - -<p>I turn resignedly to Ogroo. I start to tell him that we must get -something to defend ourselves with, but the people are so paralyzed -with fear that I know we can never do it. And then before I can say -anything, I see the villagers coming slowly toward Ogroo and me. They -seem very angry indeed.</p> - -<p>Ogroo speaks hurriedly. "They are after you, Mac. You're the one that -showed the animal men how to swim and they are after you. In the state -they are in, you will probably be killed. I'll try to reason with them, -but it is almost certain to be useless, for they might even be after -me. I have been your sponsor."</p> - -<p>He claps me on the back and then starts toward his people. I do not -know what to do. I can see a detachment of the animal people not more -than a hundred yards off shore, and the duck men are moving angrily -toward me not much farther away. I see them push Ogroo aside as he -begins to say something to them.</p> - -<p>I move my trombone nervously. And suddenly I see my only chance. I am -shaking before I start, but I fit the mouth-piece to my lip and begin -to blow. I take a fast scale and I hit the B-natural for <i>Stardust</i> at -least an octave higher than it was ever played before. I have got to -ride high and fast.</p> - -<p>Well, I close my eyes and I am shaking so that I hardly notice the -vibrations of the horn begin, but when I reach the E in the third -measure, I know I am feeling what I felt in Benny's. So I keep pushing -it, and the last I remember I am trying to reach the high C closing.</p> - -<p>That is when I pass out....</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>When I come to this time, I am almost afraid to open my eyes. My ears -are still buzzing, and I am just beginning to realize weakly what has -happened when I hear voices around me which are not part of the score. -They are speaking in English. I open my eyes then, and look around.</p> - -<p>I find that I am surrounded by a crowd of people who are saying to -one another to give him air and to take it easy, and I perceive that -I am on a city sidewalk, and in fact, as I look up, I see that it is -somewhere on Fifty-Second Street. A perfect landing for a tail gate -artist, I think as I sit up.</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>When the crowd sees me do this they move in even closer, all the time -telling one another to give me air, but finally one of them claims that -he is a doctor and he helps me up and I go with him and another man in -uniform who is probably a policeman. They tell me that they are taking -me to a hospital, and I do not remember much after that. When I wake up -again, I am in the hospital.</p> - -<p>A doctor has hold of my wrist, and when he sees me open my eyes he -says, "How are you feeling now?"</p> - -<p>I tell him okay.</p> - -<p>"Well," he says, "you seem to have had quite a shock, and perhaps -you do not want to discuss it now, but your manner of dress and this -instrument which you have brought with you have excited my curiosity no -little."</p> - -<p>I see that my trombone is on the table near him.</p> - -<p>"Why no, I do not mind telling you," I say, "though you might find it -hard to believe what I have gone through. But first—where am I and -what month is it?"</p> - -<p>The doctor lets go of my wrist.</p> - -<p>"You are in New York," he says, "and it is September of the year -Twenty-five O Seven."</p> - -<p>"Just a minute," I say, "I must misunderstand you. I thought you said -the year was Twenty-five O Seven."</p> - -<p>"That is what I did say," says the doc.</p> - -<p>"But that cannot be true," I tell him. "Why I was born in 1914 and it -is not possible for me to be living at such a period in history."</p> - -<p>He picks up my wrist again.</p> - -<p>"You are a little excited," he says, "and I think you had better get a -bit more rest. Then we can talk this thing over later."</p> - -<p>I see him say something to the nurse who is standing in the doorway all -this time, and she nods as he goes out. I start to call to him but I -figure it is no use. So I go back to sleep.</p> - -<p>The second time I wake up, the doc is back and he has four other men -with him. They are sitting in chairs around the room watching me; as -soon as they see I am awake they come over to my bed.</p> - -<p>"These men are very much interested in your case," the doctor tells -me. "I have been telling them about your statement and the strange -circumstances attending your appearance on Fifty-Second Street today. -Now I feel that you have had enough rest and I want you to tell them -the entire story."</p> - -<p>Well, I know they will figure I am off the beat, but I start at -the beginning and relate the whole story anyway. They do not say a -word until I have finished. Then they look at each other and have a -whispered session on the other side of the room. Finally one of them -speaks up.</p> - -<p>"Mr. McRae," he says, "we want to question you a little further if you -don't mind. Will you please put on your clothes and come with us?"</p> - -<p>I do like they say since there is nothing else for me to do, and when -I am dressed they take me down the hall to a big light room which is -practically all glass, and they ask me to sit down at a large table.</p> - -<p>"Now, Mr. McRae," the first doc says, "I want you to do something for -me."</p> - -<p>He hands me ten little blocks of different sizes and informs me that I -am to place them in the proper holes in a board which he has ready for -just that purpose. I do as he asks.</p> - -<p>These seems to surprise him, but he is all set with another test, and I -spend the rest of the afternoon playing these little games, until I am -plenty weary of it and I say so to him.</p> - -<p>"Well," he says, "as you likely know, we have been trying to determine -your sanity. I will say that you have demonstrated yourself to be -entirely normal."</p> - -<p>"That is fine," I say, "but now that we have decided that will someone -kindly tell me what is this business about Twenty-Five O Seven—and -what has been happening to me anyhow."</p> - -<p>Another of the doctors answers me.</p> - -<p>"There seems to be only one other explanation," he says, "one which we -are reluctant to accept but which we must consider if your story is -true. You have been in a fourth dimension. The passage of time there -is something that we know nothing of, and it is possible that the few -months you spent in it were equivalent to the centuries which have -passed in this dimension. You have apparently evolved a unique and -purely personal method for entering and leaving the fourth dimension, -and since it seems entirely dependent on your own physical skill -together with a large element of chance, it is of little value for -scientific exploitation. That is the pity."</p> - -<p>While he is giving out this statement, the rest of the doctors grow -very excited, and soon as he has finished they begin throwing questions -at him about curvature of space and Neilson's theory and a lot of other -stuff which is very confusing to me indeed.</p> - -<p>Finally I stop them.</p> - -<p>"If you will kindly return my trombone," I tell them, "I will be on my -way, as I do not know anything of all this and I would like to get out -and see what it is like in Twenty-Five O Seven A.D."</p> - -<p>"Of course, of course," says the first doctor who is the one who -brought me to the hospital. "It is very thoughtless of us. I shall get -your instrument and you can come home with me until you are able to -adjust yourself to our way of living. It will be a great pleasure to -show you what we have accomplished in the time since you can remember, -though I must say that none of us has done what you have."</p> - -<p>He laughs a little at that, and I figure he is a nice guy, so I say I -will be happy to accept his offer.</p> - -<p>I go home with him and he introduces me to his wife who is a very nice -appearing female. He tells her all about me and he keeps saying how -remarkable it is all the time.</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>It is the next morning when I come down to breakfast that I meet the -doctor's daughter, who is a very lovely little number of about twenty, -and I see that my stay is going to be a very pleasant one indeed.</p> - -<p>She says, "Dad has been telling me all about you, Mr. McRae, and I'm -going to see to it that you really see the New York of Twenty-Five -O Seven. He wants to drag you to a lot of stuffy old lectures and -scientific conventions, and exhibits you like a freak, but I'm taking -charge today."</p> - -<p>I remark that that will be fine.</p> - -<p>Well, we start right out, and it is amazing what has been done in my -absence. Ann—that is the little number's name—tells me about the -change in one thing and another; they are now taking vacations on Venus -and Mars, and it is merely a matter of a couple of hours to get to San -Francisco or London. Of course this is all very interesting, but I am -interested in what they are doing in the musical line. I tell Ann this.</p> - -<p>"We are in luck," she says, "for there is a concert tonight up in -Albany and you will be able to hear all the finest music there."</p> - -<p>"I do not wish to hear the long hairs play," I tell her. "Let us go -down along Fifty-Second Street and listen to a little barrelhouse. That -is my racket."</p> - -<p>"There is no musical organization on Fifty-Second Street," Ann says. -"We do all our listening and looking at concerts like this one in -Albany, and it is the only sort of music we have."</p> - -<p>By this time we are home, so I ask Ann if she would like to hear how -we played it back in the Twentieth Century. She replies that she -would, but not to let her father, the doc, know about it because he -is something of a bug on the modern music and considers the old style -quite degenerate.</p> - -<p>I laugh at this. "What he means by the old style is probably something -I have never heard," I say. "You must remember that I am almost six -hundred years old, so my style is practically antique. Why, your father -did not even know that my horn was a musical instrument until I told -him my story, and it is indeed a shame that there are not a few old -Beiderbecke platters around so you all could hear what you've been -missing."</p> - -<p>Well, I have not played the old slush pump since I escaped from the -fourth dimension, so I am careful when I pick it up, but after I have -tried a few runs I say I am all set. Ann is very curious, and she makes -me tell her how it works, as it seems they use instruments altogether -different in these concerts we are going to. I explain how the wind -goes around and all, and then I move into <i>I'm Getting Sentimental Over -You</i>. I am very mellow, and T. Dorsey couldn't have sounded any better -in the little concert I give. Ann is very overcome.</p> - -<p>"It is beautiful," she says when I have finished. "Are there words to -it?"</p> - -<p>I tell her there are, but that I do not know them, so she hums softly -as I take another chorus. She has a lovely voice, and I say that -tomorrow I will write down the words to some other numbers and let her -practice them with me.</p> - -<p>When the doctor hears we are going to the concert that evening, he says -that he wishes to come along. We get to Albany in about five minutes, -so fast that I see nothing in the journey once we have left the New -York airport where the doc keeps his plane, and we enter the auditorium -in perfect time. As we go in, I am very surprised to see everyone -staring at me, since I have borrowed one of the doctor's suits for the -occasion and look just like anyone else. And then everyone stands and -begins cheering me until I am very embarrassed indeed. I look at Ann -and the doctor. They are both smiling.</p> - -<p>"You know now that you have become a celebrity," whispers Ann. "We -didn't want to let you know right away, but the papers have been full -of your story."</p> - -<p>So I smile and bow to the crowd, which keeps on clapping. It is very -pleasing.</p> - -<p>Finally, however, the noise stops and the curtain raises. There on the -stage are about thirty or forty musicians, and behind them is a large -screen like in a moving picture house. Also there are a lot of electric -cords in sight, and I cannot figure what they are for until I notice -that each instrument is wired like an electric guitar.</p> - -<p>When the conductor comes on, everybody claps a little more, and then -he turns to the orchestra. What I hear after that is something I never -expect to hear in my life. All those electric instruments begin to -vibrate, and on the screen behind them all sorts of shapes and colors -begin to flash and then disappear. This keeps up as long as the number -lasts.</p> - -<p>"You are now seeing music as well as hearing it," the doctor tells me.</p> - -<p>"I never saw any like that before," I say. "All the music I've ever -seen has been the regular dot variety; do the men play from those -flashes?"</p> - -<p>"Why no," the doc smiles. "Those symbols that you see are the result -of the electric impulse as the musicians strike certain notes on their -instruments. They are never the same, and to me they are vastly -intriguing. Strictly, it was lousy."</p> - -<p>"Oh," I say.</p> - -<p>The following day Ann informs me that we are going on a picnic and asks -me will I please bring my trombone along and teach her a few songs.</p> - -<p>About eleven o'clock we get in Ann's plane, and in no time we are down -in Virginia in a nice little spot by a small stream.</p> - -<p>"I often come down here," Ann says. "It is one of the best places I -know."</p> - -<p>There is something that seems awfully strange to me, and I finally -realize that it is the green grass of the meadow and the trees, after -the icky purple I have been used to for the past few months. I tell Ann -about this and about how beautiful the green looks, but I add that it -is still not as lovely as she is.</p> - -<p>She says that is very nice, and then as I stand up from spreading the -picnic cloth, she is standing beside me, so I put my arms around her -and then I am kissing her and she is kissing me and it is very pleasant -indeed. I see that this is much better than any fourth dimension.</p> - -<p>Finally we get around to eating the lunch Ann has brought, and I keep -saying how lovely she is, which I also mean. And she is saying I am -pretty fine too, and we pass some little time like this.</p> - -<p>But after a while Ann says, "Mac, will you play for me now? I love to -hear you."</p> - -<p>So I say I will if she will sing and I give her the words to <i>The St. -Louis Blues</i>, which I have written out. I hit it soft and easy for one -chorus to give her the melody, and then she takes the beat. Well, I -have not realized it before, but her voice is plenty schmalz and it is -a shame she is not living in my time, for she would be a cinch to panic -them anywhere.</p> - -<p>After that she does <i>The Memphis Blues</i> also, and she has me riding -beautifully to keep her up there. She is wonderful.</p> - -<p>"You are the one who is wonderful," she says. "I have never heard music -like you can get out of that trombone. Play something else, darling, -won't you?" I slip into <i>If I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate</i>, and as -I play, Ann moves over beside me.</p> - -<p>"Lovely," she whispers.</p> - -<p>With that I am really carried away and I hear her humming softly as I -modulate into <i>Tea for Two</i>. I am giving it a real ride, and then I -feel it coming over me again. I am in a panic. I try to stop playing, -but I can't, and my body is vibrating something terrible.</p> - -<p>I dimly hear Ann crying, "Mac, Mac, ..." as I sink off.</p> - -<p>That is the last I can remember....</p> - -<hr class="tb" /> - -<p>When I come out of it this time, someone is pounding me on the back.</p> - -<p>"Ann?" I say hopefully, but I know inside that it will be useless.</p> - -<p>"Beautiful going, Mac. Beautiful," someone is saying.</p> - -<p>"What?" I ask blankly.</p> - -<p>"That <i>Stardust</i>. Boy, you were really out of the world on that one."</p> - -<p>Then I open my eyes and look up. It is Ernie Martin, our sax player, -who has the chair next to me in Benny's.</p> - -<p>I look around. I am back in Benny's. As I put down my slip-horn there -is a scattering of applause from the tables.</p> - -<p>Someone shouts at me. I close my eyes, but the noise is still there. I -keep my eyes closed, and then I hear music.</p> - -<p>Ernie is hitting me with his elbow.</p> - -<p>"Get in," he says.</p> - -<p>I hear the boys beating out <i>Rosetta</i>.</p> - -<p>"Take it up," say Ernie. "Get hep, kid."</p> - -<p>"Me?" I says sort of foggy like. "Oh, no—not me. Leastways not -tonight."</p> - -<p>I pick up old Susie and walk to the door. 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